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<i>You probably remember me.</i>

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<i>I'm Stacy, that baker from Chicago,</i>

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<i>who flew to Belgravia
to enter a baking contest,</i>

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<i>but then switched places with Margaret,
the Duchess of Montenaro,</i>

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<i>who looks just like me.</i>

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<i>I'm guessing you remember
I married Prince Edward,</i>

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<i>and you probably remember that Margaret
fell in love with my best friend Kevin.</i>

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<i>Cutest couple ever, right?</i>

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<i>But what you don't know,
is that since all of that happened,</i>

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<i>the King of Montenaro died,</i>

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<i>and Margaret is now
in line for the throne,</i>

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<i>which has royally messed up
everything in the romance department.</i>

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<i>I've been pretty busy,
but take it from me,</i>

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<i>happily ever after is never easy.</i>

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<i>Especially for a princess.</i>

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{\an8}Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment
we've all been waiting for!

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{\an8}The final results of Belgravia's 59th
Annual International Baking Competition!

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And here to announce the winner
is head judge and past champion,

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Stacy De Novo Wyndham,
Princess of Belgravia!

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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We are so pleased

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that these incredible bakers have come
from all over the world this Christmas.

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Christmas is about giving...

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...and this year's contestants

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have given us creativity,
excellence and artistry.

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So without further ado,

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our first prize winner is someone
I competed against two years ago.

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This year he has created a cake
that is very special to me.

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The first time I kissed my husband
Prince Edward was under the mistletoe.

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Everyone, give it up for Zach Brachmann
from Munich, Germany

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and his mistletoe masterpiece.

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Congratulations.

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Congratulations.

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You were positively charming today,
darling.

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All I did was hand out some ribbons.

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I'm just sorry I didn't get to see
the whole ceremony.

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Yeah, parliament ran over, yet again.

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It's all good.

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Well, I don't know if it is,

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with my taking on more
of the king's responsibilities

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and you running the royal charities
and your bake shop, there…

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There hasn't been much time
for the two of us.

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Well, what we do is important.

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We're important too.
I don't want to lose that.

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Well, the good news is we'll be
in Montenaro by the end of the week.

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- Hmm.
- We'll have plenty of time together.

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Christmas in Montenaro
sounds absolutely enchanting.

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It does.

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- But I'm worried about Margaret.
- Why?

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Well, have you seen this?

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"Is the Duchess ready to rule?"

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And this?

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Margaret never expected to be queen.

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Remember how much she hated the spotlight?

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Well, with her coronation
televised on Christmas Day,

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she's going to have to
get used to it pretty quickly.

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She just sounded so sad when I called her.

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King Dennis died

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- and Prince Howard abdicated so…
- Yeah.

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…like it or not, she's next
in the line of succession.

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Remind me, why are we talking
about Margaret again right now?

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Because I can't sleep when I'm worried.

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Well, there are…

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Other things we might do
to relieve your anxiety

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besides talking about Lady Margaret.

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To tell you the truth.
I think she's not over Kevin.

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I mean, the breakup must have been
incredibly hard for both of them.

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- We could light a fire.
- She was about to move to Chicago.

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- We could open a bottle of wine?
- They were almost engaged.

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We could put on some music.

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Did you know Kevin
was shopping for a ring?

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- Stacy!
- What?

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They went their separate ways.
People do it all the time.

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I know. It's just…

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Olivia texts me every single day.

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She says that her dad's
miserable without Margaret.

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He turned down the invitation
to the coronation.

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- Apparently, he doesn't want to see her.
- Well, men never know what they want.

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I know what I want.

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I have a great idea.

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Why don't we take a teeny tiny
little detour to Chicago

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on our way to Montenaro?

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Oh, darling. I wish I could
get away sooner. I really do.

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But… Unless you want to go
to Chicago without me…

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Ooh! Yay! I'm gonna pack and catch
the first flight out in the morning.

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Thanks so much. Merry Christmas.

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Thanks and Merry Christmas.

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A dozen Christmas cookies, please!

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Stacy?

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Hi!

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- I missed you!
- I missed you.

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Stacy! What are you doing here?

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I was in the neighborhood and thought
I'd check on my business partner.

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- I love the new location, by the way.
- Thanks. Where's Edward?

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He's meeting me in London
on our way to Montenaro.

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- Ooh.
- Well, you look fantastic.

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Thanks, and you look…

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Comfortable.

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Yeah, it's all good.

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He hasn't gone on a date since
the breakup with you-know-who.

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I have a business to run. Remember?

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Come on, Kev.
Life isn't about working all the time.

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I know, which is why we're adopting
another cat for Christmas.

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Another cat?

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Yeah. You can never have too many cats.

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We need to talk.

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How about you go and wipe down
one of those tables over there?

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So, what's up?

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Well, you're wearing sweatpants,
you won't date and you're collecting cats.

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And?

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Two years ago, you handed me
an invitation that changed my life.

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It's time for me to return the favor.

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Stace, Margaret and I
called it quits six months ago.

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Yeah, which is probably the dumbest thing
you've ever done in your life.

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We just didn't want
the same things anymore.

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Besides, I mean, she's moved on.
I've moved on.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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'Cause you don't look
like you've moved on.

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I've already sent the RSVP.

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About that RSVP…

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It kind of never made it to the mailbox.

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Liv…

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Kevin, go to the coronation as her friend.

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I don't know.

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Inheriting the throne is huge.

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Margaret needs us to be there for her,
all of us.

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Please, Daddy.

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She's my friend too.

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Fine.

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Hey! Call the cat sitter.

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Maybe before we leave, you should get,
like, a haircut and a real pair of pants.

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What's wrong with these?

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Thank you, Frank.

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Wow.

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Stacy!

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I'm so happy you're here.

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Me too.

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I was afraid you'd be too busy
to manage it.

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- Oh, nonsense.
- There's no way we'd miss your coronation.

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Which is exactly what I told her.

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Mrs. Donatelli, you look amazing.

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Oh, thank you. And you look positively
radiant, Your Royal Highness.

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Well, Stacy was born to be a princess.

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It feels like ages since I saw you.

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Well, we're here now
and, uh, we brought you a little surprise.

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- Olivia!
- Margaret!

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Look at you! Oh!

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She's grown up since you last saw her.

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Indeed she has.

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When we didn't receive your RSVP,
we weren't sure you were coming.

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I hope it's okay that we're here…

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As friends.

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Of course, it is. As friends.

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Can we see your palace?

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Right this way.

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Hello!

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Margaret, why is everything covered?

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I haven't quite settled in yet.

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Isn't there a Christmas Ball coming up?

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There is, but I stopped the staff
from decorating the residence.

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Honestly, I was thinking of canceling
the festivities…

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- The concert, the ball, all of it.
- Why?

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It doesn't seem right.

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The country is still mourning
the loss of their king.

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- It's also celebrating its new queen.
- Yeah!

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The people are looking to you
as their new ruler, Lady Margaret.

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You're their hope for the future.

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Well, the problem is I don't know
if I'll ever feel at home here.

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Well, I don't know.

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A palace can feel quite cozy when you
share it with people you love.

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Well, I suppose it can.

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If you ask me, this place is in need
of some serious Christmas cheer.

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You really wouldn't mind lending a hand?

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Let's deck these halls.

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Ah.

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Right this way, please.

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- Gorgeous!
- Dad!

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Wow!

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Watch your step now! Comin' in hot!

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- You got it?
- Yep.

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Yeah.

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Ooh.

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- Look at that tree.
- Hey.

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Huh?

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This is absolutely wonderful.

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Only one thing missing.

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- What's that?
- Hot chocolate?

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Oh. Coming right up,
but I'll need a helper.

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I was going to play Twister
with Edward and Stacy.

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Right, guys?

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Yes, Christmas would not be the same
without Twister.

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- Right.
- Maybe Margaret can help?

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I suppose I could give it a whirl.

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So… where is the kitchen?

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This way.

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- Good thinking.
- Thank you!

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Yes!

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Okay. We need sugar,
powdered cocoa, milk and vanilla.

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All right.

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You've, uh... never been
in here before, have you?

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Of course I have.

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Let's check the refrigerator.

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Dear me, it's empty.

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Okay, good one.

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This shouldn't be too hard.

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- Ah. The sugar's behind the flour.
- I'll get it.

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- It's quite all right.
- It'll be easier if I get it.

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I told you...

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- Not funny.
- No.

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You want funny? I can give you funny.

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- No!
- No.

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00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:17,041
What in the world is going on here?

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Antonio!

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00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,708
I wasn't expecting you
until tomorrow morning.

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I hope I'm not interrupting.

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- Not in the least.
- There's just so much to review.

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00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,916
I thought we should get a jump on things
over a cup of tea.

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Of course.

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Kevin Richards.

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00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:36,750
Forgive me.
This is Antonio Rossi, my Chief of Staff.

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- I'd shake your hand, but...
- No worries.

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- My pleasure.
- Go.

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I got it.

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- You're sure?
- Yeah.

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00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,041
Well, all right.

227
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:52,041
Now, about the concert on Christmas Eve,

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it would mean so much
to everyone if you attended,

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especially to the children.

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All right, I'll go.

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As long as there are no speeches.

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No speeches. I promise.

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Just a brief reception after and…

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00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:09,708
All you have to do is smile
and shake some hands.

235
00:15:09,791 --> 00:15:11,916
Did you confirm my meeting
with the Treasury Secretary?

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00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,750
He'll be here at 10:00 tomorrow morning.

237
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:16,833
And I'll be there as well.

238
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,291
Tony…

239
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Did you always attend
cabinet meetings with the king?

240
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Not always.

241
00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:25,875
But I thought
you could use a little guidance.

242
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,375
Maybe I overstepped.

243
00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:29,458
Not at all.

244
00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:32,208
But I have to learn
to do this on my own.

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00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:34,541
I have been training
for the past six months.

246
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:37,791
I just want you to know I'm here for you,
whatever you need,

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whenever you need me.

248
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That's very sweet.

249
00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:55,208
I'm just bringing a few extra things
for the... for the mantle.

250
00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:57,458
Like tinsel.

251
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,625
You can never have enough tinsel!

252
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:03,208
At least that's what
my nana used to say.

253
00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:06,708
She was a big fan. Really big.

254
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,166
- Of tinsel?
- Yeah!

255
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,250
The biggest.

256
00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:12,166
She used it for everything.

257
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:16,125
You know, once she knitted me
a tinsel sweater.

258
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:20,333
Anyways, don't mind me.
I'm just gonna…

259
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:53,166
Come in.

260
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,541
Hey, um...

261
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:58,916
can I borrow some hairspray?

262
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:02,625
I thought you don't do hairspray.

263
00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:04,916
Oh, I don't. Just on special occasions.

264
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:05,833
Ah.

265
00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:10,250
And will you be wearing your nana's
tinsel sweater to the ball this evening?

266
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,166
Ah...

267
00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:13,875
I forgot to pack it.

268
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,958
Why don't you tell me
why you're really here?

269
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,375
Uh...

270
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:22,708
What's the deal with you and Antonio?

271
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,208
I've known Antonio forever.

272
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,500
We went to school together.

273
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,416
And now he works for you?

274
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,833
He served the late king
for the last three years.

275
00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:34,041
Seemed prudent to keep him in place.

276
00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:35,166
Why do you ask?

277
00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:37,916
No reason. I just…

278
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,833
Saw the two of you in the dining room,
and you looked kinda…

279
00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:42,750
Cozy.

280
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:46,166
Tony's been an enormous help to me.

281
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,083
And are you two a thing?

282
00:17:49,541 --> 00:17:51,750
We've had a few business dinners.

283
00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:52,666
That's all.

284
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:54,291
But he's very dear.

285
00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:56,500
And very handsome.

286
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,416
You know, Kevin has been looking
pretty hot these days.

287
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:04,208
Yes, he has.

288
00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:07,958
But you know
things didn't work out between us

289
00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:11,500
and I can't spend my life
wishing things had turned out differently.

290
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,458
Maybe it's time for a second chance?

291
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:18,625
It's late.

292
00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:20,375
We'd better be getting ready.

293
00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:23,041
- The ball starts in two hours.
- Yeah, okay.

294
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:26,333
Stacy…

295
00:18:27,416 --> 00:18:29,000
Did Kevin say anything?

296
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:30,625
About what?

297
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:35,125
About, well, his feelings for me?

298
00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:39,458
You should ask for yourself.

299
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,250
Has anyone ever told you
you were born to wear a tuxedo?

300
00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:07,958
- You...
- Oh.

301
00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:09,291
...every time I wear a tuxedo.

302
00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:10,666
- Hmm?
- Hmm.

303
00:19:12,791 --> 00:19:15,708
I hate to interrupt
the smooch fest, but…

304
00:19:16,916 --> 00:19:17,750
Ta-da!

305
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:21,666
- That is one serious party dress!
- Right? And look at my dad.

306
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,333
- Ta-da!
- You'd better.

307
00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:39,500
Her Royal Highness,
Lady Margaret Delacourt.

308
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,541
- Your Highness.
- Your Highness

309
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:05,666
Now's your moment.

310
00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:09,458
- My moment for what?
- Ask her to dance.

311
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,000
- Go. Kevin!
- Uh...

312
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:20,666
I must say you are the most beautiful
monarch in the history of Montenaro.

313
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,125
Oh...

314
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:28,000
I've heard that our first queen,
Judith the Brave, rivaled Helen of Troy.

315
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:31,041
Yeah, but her dance moves
really sucked, though.

316
00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:34,166
Let's show them how it's done.

317
00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:39,625
All right. If you'll excuse me.

318
00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:53,333
Here we go.

319
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:58,500
I'm really happy
you decided to be a part of all this.

320
00:20:58,958 --> 00:20:59,791
Me too.

321
00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:02,958
To tell you the truth, I…

322
00:21:04,541 --> 00:21:06,458
Wasn't sure we could still be friends.

323
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,250
Yeah, things got complicated
after the whole queen thing happened.

324
00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,500
I suppose they did.

325
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:18,375
Things used to be so spontaneous for us.

326
00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:21,750
Well, here's an idea.
Why don't we go back to spontaneous?

327
00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:23,291
How?

328
00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:26,458
Well, if you have time tomorrow,
maybe we can go for a drive.

329
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:28,333
As friends?

330
00:21:28,416 --> 00:21:30,291
Sure, as friends.

331
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,125
Sounds like a lovely idea.

332
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:44,958
What could possibly come between two
people who look at each other like that?

333
00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:48,833
Yo, let's get
this party started, shall we?

334
00:21:56,541 --> 00:21:57,750
Excuse you.

335
00:21:58,791 --> 00:22:00,375
Announce me.

336
00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:01,458
- I...
- Do the thing.

337
00:22:01,541 --> 00:22:02,541
Never mind.

338
00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:05,791
Uh...

339
00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:08,375
Maggie Moo!

340
00:22:09,791 --> 00:22:11,125
Ooh!

341
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:15,750
Here we go.

342
00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:23,375
- Must we really do this?
- Pics or it didn't happen.

343
00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:24,666
Say <i>fromage!</i>

344
00:22:28,250 --> 00:22:30,250
Double chin! That's a delete.

345
00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:34,958
But no worries, it happens.
Not to me, but it happens.

346
00:22:35,541 --> 00:22:39,333
Fiona, I'm so… elated you could make it.

347
00:22:39,416 --> 00:22:43,166
Oh, you certainly have learned
how to throw a party. So proud of you.

348
00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:46,375
Proceeds from tonight's event
go to one of the royal charities.

349
00:22:46,916 --> 00:22:49,416
There's an orphanage
in particular need, St. Michael's.

350
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,708
We're running a toy drive.

351
00:22:50,791 --> 00:22:54,500
Of course you are,
you cute little Mother Teresa.

352
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,041
How long are you in town for?

353
00:22:58,458 --> 00:23:00,041
Until your big day.

354
00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:02,416
And then we jet off
to Capri for the New Year's,

355
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:06,875
but I fully intend to spend as much time
as possible with my favorite little cuzzy.

356
00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:08,666
Lucky me.

357
00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:11,708
Well, hello, tuxedo man.

358
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:13,208
Me?

359
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,250
This is my friend Kevin,

360
00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:20,958
his daughter Olivia, Princess Stacy
and Prince Edward of Belgravia.

361
00:23:21,041 --> 00:23:23,958
Everyone,
this is my cousin Fiona Pembroke.

362
00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:27,916
Pembroke as in Lord Percival Pembroke?

363
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,333
- The one who died of a peanut allergy?
- Her father, my uncle.

364
00:23:31,416 --> 00:23:33,291
Oh my God,

365
00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:37,083
you're the one who switched
places with my cuzzy!

366
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,916
That's me.

367
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:42,416
You two seriously look like twins! Spoopy!

368
00:23:43,541 --> 00:23:44,541
It means spooky.

369
00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:50,625
Have you two done the switch thing since
you tied the knot with his Royal Hotness?

370
00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:52,500
Fiona, please!

371
00:23:53,708 --> 00:23:55,583
Minions, I need more champagne.

372
00:23:58,041 --> 00:24:00,166
Reggie, Mindy!

373
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:02,458
Oh yeah, gorgeous.

374
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:06,000
Oh, it's such a pain
to find good help these days.

375
00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:09,625
You're yummy.

376
00:24:13,041 --> 00:24:14,250
Wow!

377
00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:16,625
I mean, I can see the family resemblance.

378
00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:18,500
You can't miss it.

379
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,791
But is she really related to you?

380
00:24:21,583 --> 00:24:23,625
Fiona's always been a free spirit.

381
00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:26,666
She inherited quite the fortune
when my uncle died.

382
00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:28,416
Guessing there isn't much of it left.

383
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:29,708
There isn't.

384
00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:32,958
Though she still has the old
Pembroke Estate in the country.

385
00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:36,708
She keeps Reggie and Mindy on staff,
but I've no idea how she pays them.

386
00:24:36,791 --> 00:24:39,375
Your Highness,
I apologize for disturbing you.

387
00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:41,458
The Prime Minister is asking for you.

388
00:24:41,541 --> 00:24:42,375
Of course.

389
00:24:43,541 --> 00:24:45,708
I have a meeting
with the Treasury tomorrow morning.

390
00:24:45,791 --> 00:24:47,208
Shall we say two o'clock?

391
00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:48,666
You got it.

392
00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:54,250
Cheers.

393
00:24:56,833 --> 00:24:58,000
Mm, lovely.

394
00:24:58,791 --> 00:25:00,916
- Are you having a good time?
- Yes, I am.

395
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:02,708
Oh, stop it!

396
00:25:06,791 --> 00:25:07,958
So sweet.

397
00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:22,333
Is that all of it?

398
00:25:22,916 --> 00:25:24,625
The place was dripping with money.

399
00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:30,500
How did you…

400
00:25:32,416 --> 00:25:35,625
- Never mind. And you?
- Hmm.

401
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,708
Explain to me how this is
going to pay for a summer in Capri.

402
00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:43,791
- It's double ply.
- And your point is?

403
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:46,000
It's double ply!

404
00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:48,750
I'm so tired of this!

405
00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:52,208
If you're tired, Mindy,
then come up with something better.

406
00:25:52,291 --> 00:25:55,000
I can't be the looks
and brains of this operation.

407
00:25:55,083 --> 00:25:56,166
I thought I was the looks!

408
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:58,416
And that's why you're not the brains.

409
00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:02,291
Why can't you be the one who gets to be
queen instead of your stupid cousin?

410
00:26:02,375 --> 00:26:03,625
Then we'd be set for life.

411
00:26:03,708 --> 00:26:05,291
Just stop talking.

412
00:26:06,083 --> 00:26:06,916
Leave me.

413
00:26:37,583 --> 00:26:39,000
How was the Treasury meeting?

414
00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:41,833
I've spent the last several months

415
00:26:41,916 --> 00:26:45,208
analyzing the impact
of tariffs on the trade deficit.

416
00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:48,166
No one's even asked for my opinion.

417
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:49,291
They will.

418
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,125
How do you know?

419
00:26:51,708 --> 00:26:52,833
Because I know you.

420
00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:56,333
Margaret…

421
00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:59,625
I've been thinking, and, um…

422
00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:01,458
There you are.

423
00:27:02,083 --> 00:27:03,625
I've been looking everywhere for you.

424
00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,458
Is everything all right?

425
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:08,541
I hate to bother you… again.

426
00:27:09,333 --> 00:27:13,166
But… there's an urgent matter
requiring your immediate attention.

427
00:27:13,875 --> 00:27:15,125
We'll be back in an hour.

428
00:27:16,958 --> 00:27:18,541
It really can't wait.

429
00:27:21,125 --> 00:27:22,416
I'm so sorry.

430
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:25,166
Hey. Do what you have to.

431
00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,583
I thought there was something urgent.

432
00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:49,833
There is, but it's not what you think.

433
00:27:51,375 --> 00:27:53,458
I knew if I didn't do this now,
I'd lose my nerve.

434
00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,458
What's this all about?

435
00:27:58,916 --> 00:28:00,916
Margaret, I'd be lying…

436
00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:05,166
If I told you I served you
only out of a sense of duty.

437
00:28:06,791 --> 00:28:10,291
You're not just about to become
the Queen of Montenaro,

438
00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:14,125
you've also become
the queen of my heart.

439
00:28:15,291 --> 00:28:16,125
Tony.

440
00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:17,708
This is for you.

441
00:28:19,416 --> 00:28:21,125
I was going to give it
to you at Christmas,

442
00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:23,583
but… I want you to have it now.

443
00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:27,666
Oh.

444
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,375
It's beautiful.

445
00:28:33,333 --> 00:28:37,125
We've been friends
for a long time now, you and I…

446
00:28:38,541 --> 00:28:42,041
But lately I've been wishing
we could be something more.

447
00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:47,000
Oh. I, uh...

448
00:28:48,583 --> 00:28:51,000
I really don't know what to think.

449
00:28:52,541 --> 00:28:54,750
I'm rather confused about everything.

450
00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:58,000
Does…

451
00:28:58,541 --> 00:29:01,583
Everything include that friend of yours?

452
00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:03,333
I don't know.

453
00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:06,125
Maybe…

454
00:29:07,291 --> 00:29:08,125
Margaret…

455
00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:11,125
It's all right.

456
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:14,333
It's such a relief to hear you say that.

457
00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:19,291
You know, we'd make a fantastic couple,
you and I.

458
00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:21,708
Everyone says so.

459
00:29:23,958 --> 00:29:26,083
Just promise me…

460
00:29:26,791 --> 00:29:28,208
You'll at least consider it.

461
00:29:31,541 --> 00:29:32,375
All right.

462
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:36,416
What was I supposed to say?

463
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,500
I thought you and Antonio
weren't a thing.

464
00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:40,541
We're not,

465
00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:43,625
but Tony's been a huge help to me.

466
00:29:44,291 --> 00:29:46,375
Don't you think
he's trying just a little too hard?

467
00:29:47,791 --> 00:29:50,875
Tony's always spent a bit
too much on things he shouldn't,

468
00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:52,750
but we've known each other
since university.

469
00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:56,125
But maybe he's right.

470
00:29:56,708 --> 00:29:58,458
Maybe we could be good for each other.

471
00:29:59,041 --> 00:30:01,166
You and Kevin are good for each other.

472
00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:04,125
There's so much water
under the bridge, Stacy.

473
00:30:04,958 --> 00:30:08,375
Kevin and I haven't even begun to talk
about what went wrong between us,

474
00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:12,333
and every time we try, we never get
a chance to finish our conversation.

475
00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:14,625
I don't know if we ever will.

476
00:30:15,125 --> 00:30:16,750
Well, maybe you need to try harder.

477
00:30:18,041 --> 00:30:20,541
Is love really supposed
to take so much effort?

478
00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:24,458
Look, I know it in my heart.

479
00:30:24,541 --> 00:30:26,791
You and Kevin are meant to be.

480
00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:29,250
And I used to know it too,

481
00:30:30,125 --> 00:30:32,583
but maybe all we're meant to be
is a happy memory.

482
00:30:42,458 --> 00:30:44,500
I got your message. You wanted to see me?

483
00:30:45,666 --> 00:30:46,666
I did.

484
00:30:46,750 --> 00:30:47,875
Thank you for coming.

485
00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:52,750
- What's up?
- This is terribly hard to say,

486
00:30:53,791 --> 00:30:54,958
but here it is.

487
00:30:56,291 --> 00:30:59,000
I'm not sure
you're being fair to Lady Margaret.

488
00:31:00,041 --> 00:31:01,166
You want to explain that?

489
00:31:01,958 --> 00:31:06,000
I know the two of you
were involved for a time and…

490
00:31:06,958 --> 00:31:10,125
I can tell the relationship
was very meaningful.

491
00:31:10,791 --> 00:31:11,791
But, uh…

492
00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:14,833
But what?

493
00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:17,541
Could it be that you're holding her back?

494
00:31:20,541 --> 00:31:23,000
If that's the way she felt, she'd tell me.

495
00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:24,500
Yeah, uh...

496
00:31:26,041 --> 00:31:28,541
Lady Margaret's very confused right now.

497
00:31:29,541 --> 00:31:32,833
I'm certain she doesn't want
to hurt your feelings, but, uh…

498
00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:35,958
Have you really considered
what's best for her?

499
00:31:38,041 --> 00:31:41,041
Let me guess, you're what's best for her?

500
00:31:42,041 --> 00:31:46,083
Look, I know you care deeply for her,
Mr. Richards, but…

501
00:31:46,166 --> 00:31:49,125
When affairs of state overwhelm her,

502
00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:52,791
are you really sure
you're the one she should turn to?

503
00:31:53,875 --> 00:31:56,041
You're a baker from Chicago,

504
00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:58,500
and I'm certain a very good one,

505
00:31:59,333 --> 00:32:03,958
but… are you truly
a consort for a queen?

506
00:32:10,541 --> 00:32:11,416
<i>Come in.</i>

507
00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:14,333
Hey, what's up, kiddo?

508
00:32:14,916 --> 00:32:15,958
We gotta talk.

509
00:32:16,041 --> 00:32:17,208
Now!

510
00:32:20,583 --> 00:32:21,708
About what?

511
00:32:21,791 --> 00:32:26,250
Operation "Get Dad Back Together With
Margaret," it's going to crash and burn.

512
00:32:26,375 --> 00:32:27,708
Yeah, tell me about it.

513
00:32:27,791 --> 00:32:30,000
But I have an idea.

514
00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:34,041
You want us to do what?

515
00:32:34,125 --> 00:32:35,500
Switch places again.

516
00:32:36,125 --> 00:32:39,250
You said you needed more time
to talk things over with Kevin,

517
00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:41,916
but you can't do that
because you're too busy.

518
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,375
So Stacy can be you,

519
00:32:44,458 --> 00:32:47,291
and you and my dad
can spend some quality time together.

520
00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:49,166
It's terribly risky.

521
00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:52,708
It was risky the last time
and you're the one who thought of it.

522
00:32:52,791 --> 00:32:56,458
Yes, but you're a princess now
and I'm about to become queen.

523
00:32:57,250 --> 00:32:59,958
We can't just stop everything
and swap lives.

524
00:33:00,041 --> 00:33:01,041
Why not?

525
00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:03,875
With everything
that's going on with Tony...

526
00:33:03,958 --> 00:33:04,958
Margaret…

527
00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:08,708
If you know for sure
that it's over with Kevin

528
00:33:08,791 --> 00:33:11,041
and you want to get serious with Antonio,

529
00:33:11,125 --> 00:33:13,541
we won't say another word about this.

530
00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:16,375
Do you really think we could pull it off?

531
00:33:16,958 --> 00:33:17,833
Again?

532
00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:21,833
Well, the only thing on your schedule
tomorrow is the Christmas concert.

533
00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:24,583
All you have to do
is sit and wave to people.

534
00:33:24,666 --> 00:33:27,166
Yeah, and when it's over Mrs. Donatelli
will walk you...

535
00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:31,000
I mean, me, through the reception
and then it's back to the palace.

536
00:33:31,083 --> 00:33:34,625
That way, you and Kevin have
plenty of alone time together.

537
00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:36,416
And then we switch back.

538
00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:40,375
I suppose it could work.

539
00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:42,541
Does that mean you'll do it?

540
00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:46,416
Did you talk this over with Kevin?

541
00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:50,500
Did you talk this over with Margaret?

542
00:33:50,583 --> 00:33:53,125
Yeah, and she's good to go if you are.

543
00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:55,458
I don't know.

544
00:33:56,583 --> 00:33:58,625
Maybe she's better off with Antonio.

545
00:33:59,958 --> 00:34:00,958
He's a nice guy.

546
00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:03,333
- Yeah, well, you're a nicer guy.
- Yeah!

547
00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:09,541
Did you tell Edward about this?

548
00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:12,833
The less people who know, the better.

549
00:34:12,916 --> 00:34:15,000
Yeah, I'll fake a cold or something.

550
00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:17,416
Look, it'll only be for a few hours.

551
00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:19,958
Okay, and I'll tell him everything
as soon as it's over.

552
00:34:23,458 --> 00:34:24,833
You need to do this, Daddy.

553
00:34:31,208 --> 00:34:32,416
If Margaret's in…

554
00:34:33,458 --> 00:34:34,333
- I'm in.
- Yay!

555
00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:46,625
Oh, there you are, darling!
Been looking all over for you!

556
00:34:46,708 --> 00:34:49,500
Oh, well, you know me. Always busy!

557
00:34:49,583 --> 00:34:52,791
- Yes. That's what I wanted to talk about.
- Can we talk about it later?

558
00:34:52,875 --> 00:34:57,125
I was just on my way to the kitchen
to do some Christmas baking.

559
00:34:57,208 --> 00:35:00,000
Well, I was actually hoping
we might be able to find a moment

560
00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:01,583
to do something together.

561
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:04,875
We will. I promise. As soon
as I'm done in the kitchen, okay?

562
00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,208
Why the change of clothes?

563
00:35:09,166 --> 00:35:10,541
Oh, what, these old things?

564
00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:13,791
I am donating them to the orphanage.

565
00:35:13,875 --> 00:35:16,041
I better get them to Frank.
He's coordinating everything.

566
00:35:16,625 --> 00:35:18,541
Didn't I get you that scarf
last Christmas?

567
00:35:19,208 --> 00:35:24,375
You did. I love it so much, I got
another one to donate to the orphans.

568
00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:27,875
Yeah. I love you. Bye.

569
00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:50,291
Hey, what did you do that for?

570
00:35:50,375 --> 00:35:52,250
Do I really need to explain?

571
00:35:52,833 --> 00:35:55,458
- Everyone's a critic.
- Ever wonder why?

572
00:35:55,583 --> 00:35:56,416
No.

573
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:57,583
Well, maybe you should.

574
00:35:57,666 --> 00:35:59,625
- Well, maybe I shouldn't.
- Maybe you should.

575
00:35:59,708 --> 00:36:01,708
- Maybe I shouldn't.
- Maybe you should, mate.

576
00:36:01,791 --> 00:36:03,375
- Maybe I shouldn't.
- I think you should.

577
00:36:03,458 --> 00:36:07,250
- I'm not going to...
- Maybe you should both shut up and listen!

578
00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:10,083
Well, if you've got something to say,
Fi-Fi, just spit it out.

579
00:36:12,875 --> 00:36:14,250
I figured it out.

580
00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:15,458
Figured what out?

581
00:36:15,541 --> 00:36:17,416
Well, our big score.

582
00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:19,250
I'm listening.

583
00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:22,916
Remember when you said
if I were Margaret, we'd be set?

584
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,416
Uh...

585
00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:27,000
Yeah, but, um… you're not Margaret.

586
00:36:27,083 --> 00:36:29,458
Well, of course
I'm not Margaret, Einstein.

587
00:36:30,041 --> 00:36:33,375
But, if Betty Crocker from Belgravia
could pull the switch,

588
00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:35,250
why can't I?

589
00:36:35,833 --> 00:36:37,375
I'm not feeling it.

590
00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:44,875
My Ariana Grande phase.

591
00:36:44,958 --> 00:36:45,791
Hmm.

592
00:36:46,750 --> 00:36:50,375
I wouldn't have to do it for long, just
long enough to get crowned queen

593
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:54,791
and transfer a small fortune to an
unnumbered bank account in the Caymans.

594
00:36:54,875 --> 00:36:57,000
Oh, I'm starting to feel it!

595
00:36:57,083 --> 00:37:01,416
Then we spend the rest of our lives
sipping piña coladas on a beach

596
00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:04,458
in a country that doesn't have
an extradition policy.

597
00:37:04,541 --> 00:37:06,416
Yeah, baby!

598
00:37:06,708 --> 00:37:10,250
You're first cousins, so you know
the family history, right?

599
00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:11,166
Hmm.

600
00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:14,625
You're welcome,
and you grew up here with Margaret

601
00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:16,708
before you went to school in the States.

602
00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:21,541
So, we do the hair, we lose the nails
and the contouring,

603
00:37:21,625 --> 00:37:23,541
which is the only thing
giving her cheekbones.

604
00:37:23,625 --> 00:37:24,458
Excuse you!

605
00:37:24,541 --> 00:37:28,125
And no one's gonna notice
the little extra junk in the trunk.

606
00:37:28,208 --> 00:37:30,416
- What are you saying?
- Hey, I'm agreeing with you!

607
00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:31,416
Hold on!

608
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:34,541
We've got a big, big problem here.

609
00:37:35,458 --> 00:37:37,166
Well, spit it out.

610
00:37:37,250 --> 00:37:39,666
Cousin Mags ain't gonna go along
with any of this.

611
00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:43,333
Which is why you'll have to grab her
and stash her somewhere.

612
00:37:43,416 --> 00:37:44,666
And to do that,

613
00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:47,083
I'm gonna need to know
exactly where she's gonna be

614
00:37:47,166 --> 00:37:49,875
and what she's gonna be doing
for the next few days.

615
00:37:49,958 --> 00:37:52,791
That shouldn't be
terribly difficult to find out.

616
00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:10,166
Maggie! Maggie Moo! It's your cuzzy!

617
00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:18,166
- Oh! So sorry. Didn't see you there.
- No worries, Royal Six-Pack.

618
00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:20,833
Can you tell Maggie
I've got something for her orphans?

619
00:38:21,416 --> 00:38:24,000
How… generous.

620
00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:25,208
Oh.

621
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,958
I'd like to deliver it in person.

622
00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:32,083
Well, I'm afraid Lady Margaret's
turned in for the evening.

623
00:38:32,166 --> 00:38:33,458
Yes, tomorrow's a busy day.

624
00:38:33,541 --> 00:38:36,541
Huh. What's she so busy with?

625
00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:37,625
The Christmas concert.

626
00:38:37,708 --> 00:38:39,791
Yes, the Montenaro Children's Choir.

627
00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:43,500
There is a reception afterwards
if you'd like to catch up with her then.

628
00:38:43,583 --> 00:38:46,333
Hmm. I do love a good reception.

629
00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:49,125
And where's your princess bride?

630
00:38:49,708 --> 00:38:51,791
Yes, I was just looking for her, actually.

631
00:38:52,583 --> 00:38:55,458
So, I'm sure you get this all the time,

632
00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:58,916
but it's completely mad how much
your wife looks like my Maggie Moo!

633
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:00,916
It still amazes me.

634
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,833
And is it really true they traded places?

635
00:39:03,916 --> 00:39:04,791
It is indeed.

636
00:39:05,291 --> 00:39:09,541
And they met where,
at some silly little contest?

637
00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:13,708
A baking contest,
over a spilt cup of coffee.

638
00:39:13,791 --> 00:39:16,250
They ran into one another
on the way to the powder room.

639
00:39:17,083 --> 00:39:20,125
The powder room? Lol.

640
00:39:22,416 --> 00:39:25,500
Oh, I believe Frank is
coordinating the gifts for the orphans.

641
00:39:26,041 --> 00:39:27,125
Oh.

642
00:39:27,666 --> 00:39:31,750
Well, then I guess this is au revoir!

643
00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:39,083
Ms. Pembroke, what an exquisite surprise.

644
00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:41,250
I have something for you.

645
00:39:41,333 --> 00:39:42,208
Oh.

646
00:39:42,916 --> 00:39:44,375
- But first...
- Yes?

647
00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:47,708
Have you been naughty or nice?

648
00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:50,208
Well…

649
00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:53,916
Between us,
the correct answer is "naughty."

650
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,541
- Naughty. Hmm.
- Hmm.

651
00:39:57,958 --> 00:40:01,250
- Meow.
- May I help you?

652
00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:02,166
Oh.

653
00:40:02,958 --> 00:40:04,583
For the orphans.

654
00:40:06,291 --> 00:40:07,666
- Thank you.
- Mm.

655
00:40:12,291 --> 00:40:14,375
I know when, I know how...

656
00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:16,083
...and I know where.

657
00:40:16,166 --> 00:40:18,375
The concert's tomorrow,
so we have to hurry.

658
00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:19,750
Call you from the road.

659
00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:33,625
Ah.

660
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:38,041
Oh, Olivia! You look festive this morning.

661
00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:39,083
It's Christmas Eve!

662
00:40:39,166 --> 00:40:41,500
So it is. We have a concert to attend.

663
00:40:41,583 --> 00:40:45,833
Um, about that, Stacy says
she has a headache. She can't go.

664
00:40:45,916 --> 00:40:46,750
Oh.

665
00:40:47,291 --> 00:40:50,541
- She was fine ten minutes ago.
- It came on really fast.

666
00:40:51,125 --> 00:40:52,333
I should check on her.

667
00:40:52,916 --> 00:40:55,666
She told me she was going back to sleep.

668
00:40:55,750 --> 00:40:57,875
It's probably better
if we don't wake her up.

669
00:40:57,958 --> 00:40:59,791
Hmm. Good point.

670
00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:03,166
See you!

671
00:41:18,666 --> 00:41:19,708
You ready?

672
00:41:19,791 --> 00:41:20,625
Ready.

673
00:41:22,625 --> 00:41:24,375
So ready.

674
00:41:28,250 --> 00:41:30,375
- What?
- So gross!

675
00:41:43,708 --> 00:41:44,750
Here you go.

676
00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:46,958
Perfect.

677
00:42:02,625 --> 00:42:04,041
I love it.

678
00:42:17,208 --> 00:42:19,875
All right. Finishing touches. Rings.

679
00:42:20,458 --> 00:42:22,708
Oh yeah. It feels weird taking it off.

680
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,291
Her subjects adore her.

681
00:42:26,375 --> 00:42:30,500
They love how she smiles.
They see you, you're there.

682
00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:32,125
- You're waving.
- Why am I waving?

683
00:42:32,208 --> 00:42:33,750
- Because they wave!
- No, no, no!

684
00:42:33,833 --> 00:42:36,625
I grew up with her.
She doesn't wave all the time.

685
00:42:41,416 --> 00:42:44,833
She stands very erect and she holds her
hands like this. I don't know why.

686
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,458
And the earrings.

687
00:42:50,541 --> 00:42:54,833
Walk, swagger, walk, swagger, walk,
swagger and pose. It's simple!

688
00:42:59,583 --> 00:43:02,083
Lovely. A bit more like this.

689
00:43:02,416 --> 00:43:03,250
Hmm.

690
00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:05,708
- Yo.
- What are you doing?

691
00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:07,916
- What?
- I'm not a gangster, just relax.

692
00:43:11,041 --> 00:43:12,416
You enter with confidence!

693
00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:15,875
- Posture. She holds her hands like this.
- It's not! It's about service...

694
00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:26,708
What do you think?

695
00:43:27,291 --> 00:43:28,750
Even better than last time.

696
00:43:28,833 --> 00:43:30,916
So, how do we proceed?

697
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,750
I'll escort you to the service entrance

698
00:43:32,833 --> 00:43:35,541
from where Mr. De Luca
will drive you to meet Mr. Richards.

699
00:43:37,041 --> 00:43:37,916
Here we go.

700
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,041
I'll wait for you downstairs.

701
00:43:48,666 --> 00:43:49,750
Are you ready?

702
00:43:49,833 --> 00:43:50,916
Hell yeah.

703
00:44:06,541 --> 00:44:07,833
Penny for your thoughts.

704
00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:12,666
Edward. How lovely to see you.

705
00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:15,000
Are you going somewhere?

706
00:44:15,541 --> 00:44:18,625
Stacy is under the weather,
so I thought I'd take a stroll.

707
00:44:18,708 --> 00:44:20,083
Ah, yes.

708
00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:23,458
A stroll a day keeps the bad weather away.

709
00:44:23,541 --> 00:44:28,291
And you don't want to be under the weather
when the weather's bad…

710
00:44:30,708 --> 00:44:32,416
Well, don't let me keep you.

711
00:44:35,458 --> 00:44:37,750
Actually, you're not keeping me at all.

712
00:44:37,833 --> 00:44:41,250
In fact,
it's rather fortuitous I ran into you.

713
00:44:41,333 --> 00:44:42,166
Is it?

714
00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:46,041
There's something
I've been meaning to talk to you about,

715
00:44:46,125 --> 00:44:49,583
something I hope you
keep in the strictest confidence.

716
00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:52,375
Do you really think now is the time?

717
00:44:54,083 --> 00:44:56,666
I need your advice about Stacy.

718
00:44:58,958 --> 00:44:59,791
Oh.

719
00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:02,458
What kind of advice?

720
00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:07,125
Well, to be completely candid…

721
00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:12,958
Things have been… different
between us these past few months.

722
00:45:14,125 --> 00:45:18,083
It seems as if she's always got
something to do or somewhere to be.

723
00:45:19,458 --> 00:45:21,916
Well, I'm sure you're very busy as well.

724
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,375
Yeah, I suppose.

725
00:45:24,916 --> 00:45:30,125
But I daresay that most of what I do is to
keep busy while she's otherwise occupied.

726
00:45:30,958 --> 00:45:34,250
I'm honestly worried that somehow
I've let her down.

727
00:45:35,250 --> 00:45:38,291
That perhaps married life
isn't what she hoped it would be.

728
00:45:40,416 --> 00:45:41,291
Well, that…

729
00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:43,250
That…

730
00:45:43,333 --> 00:45:44,541
That couldn't be true.

731
00:45:47,125 --> 00:45:48,666
Has she said anything to you?

732
00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:52,083
Anything that might make you think
she's having second thoughts about us?

733
00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:53,375
Not a peep.

734
00:45:53,958 --> 00:45:56,500
Because nothing is more important to me
than her happiness.

735
00:45:57,875 --> 00:45:59,500
Stacy's everything to me.

736
00:46:04,375 --> 00:46:06,500
Your car is ready, Your Grace.

737
00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:08,708
Yes, just one moment, if you please.

738
00:46:13,291 --> 00:46:16,166
Everything will be all right, Edward.

739
00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:18,416
I promise.

740
00:46:31,833 --> 00:46:32,958
Where are you going?

741
00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:36,291
Oh, I thought I'd see how Stacy's feeling.

742
00:46:36,875 --> 00:46:38,000
Don't do that.

743
00:46:38,083 --> 00:46:39,000
Why not?

744
00:46:39,458 --> 00:46:43,583
Because... because she said she was going
to take me Christmas shopping

745
00:46:43,666 --> 00:46:45,708
for my dad's present
while he's at the concert,

746
00:46:46,208 --> 00:46:47,708
but now she can't.

747
00:46:47,791 --> 00:46:50,666
- So she said you'd do it.
- Don't you want to go to the concert?

748
00:46:51,458 --> 00:46:54,166
Nah, I really want to surprise my dad,

749
00:46:54,250 --> 00:46:56,916
but we better get going
before all the good stuff's gone.

750
00:47:00,041 --> 00:47:02,500
Yes, I suppose we could run out
and find a little something.

751
00:47:03,166 --> 00:47:04,083
Let's go.

752
00:47:13,625 --> 00:47:15,458
{\an8}Here we go again.

753
00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:18,541
{\an8}You'll be fine,
Your Royal Highness. Come on, deep breath.

754
00:47:49,458 --> 00:47:50,458
Frank.

755
00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:57,375
Thank you.

756
00:48:03,125 --> 00:48:07,166
Welcome to Santa's Magic Village.
And we have the whole place to ourselves.

757
00:48:08,041 --> 00:48:09,708
How did you manage it?

758
00:48:09,791 --> 00:48:11,166
Mrs. Donatelli.

759
00:48:11,708 --> 00:48:12,583
That woman rocks.

760
00:48:12,666 --> 00:48:14,083
Indeed she does.

761
00:48:15,708 --> 00:48:16,541
Kevin…

762
00:48:17,750 --> 00:48:20,208
I'm so sorry about canceling yesterday.

763
00:48:20,291 --> 00:48:22,291
We're here now. That's all that counts.

764
00:48:23,750 --> 00:48:24,583
All right.

765
00:48:26,625 --> 00:48:29,000
So what do you want to do first?

766
00:48:29,708 --> 00:48:33,666
We can string some popcorn,
pet a reindeer, visit the North Pole…

767
00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:41,041
Huh.

768
00:48:44,083 --> 00:48:45,916
Ooh. I quite like this one.

769
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,291
<i>Ho ho ho!</i>

770
00:48:47,375 --> 00:48:49,041
No, you don't…

771
00:48:54,041 --> 00:48:55,333
Who are you calling?

772
00:48:57,833 --> 00:49:00,375
Olivia, is there some reason you don't
want me to speak to Stacy?

773
00:49:00,458 --> 00:49:01,791
No…

774
00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:05,166
I didn't want to say anything, but…

775
00:49:05,666 --> 00:49:09,041
You're being a little bit
of a helicopter husband.

776
00:49:09,125 --> 00:49:10,041
Sorry, what?

777
00:49:10,125 --> 00:49:11,416
A helicopter husband.

778
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:14,666
You know, someone who hovers around and…

779
00:49:15,166 --> 00:49:17,000
Doesn't give the other person
room to breathe.

780
00:49:17,708 --> 00:49:19,750
Do you really think I… hover?

781
00:49:21,666 --> 00:49:22,583
Right.

782
00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:29,291
Perhaps we should have dinner out as well,
and do a little shopping for your friends.

783
00:49:29,375 --> 00:49:31,166
I have lots of friends.

784
00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:32,208
Brilliant.

785
00:49:32,291 --> 00:49:34,125
Brilliant.

786
00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:00,958
Showtime.

787
00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:05,458
The service entrance
is right there in the alley.

788
00:50:05,541 --> 00:50:07,583
We'll need five minutes
to get past security

789
00:50:07,666 --> 00:50:10,500
- and then we'll let you in.
- I know, I made the plan.

790
00:50:10,583 --> 00:50:13,166
Just stay here till I come and get you.

791
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,208
Okay.

792
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,250
Oh.

793
00:50:55,875 --> 00:50:56,833
What do you think?

794
00:50:59,041 --> 00:51:00,166
I like her smile.

795
00:51:00,833 --> 00:51:02,708
She hasn't smiled in quite a while.

796
00:51:03,375 --> 00:51:04,416
Funny…

797
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:06,541
Because he told me
he had the same problem.

798
00:51:08,791 --> 00:51:10,541
They say love conquers all,

799
00:51:11,375 --> 00:51:13,333
but it's not so straightforward, is it?

800
00:51:14,041 --> 00:51:14,875
No.

801
00:51:16,125 --> 00:51:16,958
It's not.

802
00:51:24,458 --> 00:51:25,541
The truth is…

803
00:51:27,625 --> 00:51:30,333
There's no one else in the world
I'd rather be with.

804
00:51:31,333 --> 00:51:33,958
That's not what you said six months ago.

805
00:51:36,125 --> 00:51:38,500
I thought we were going to live
the simple life.

806
00:51:40,041 --> 00:51:43,416
You, me, and Olivia,
you know, take things easy.

807
00:51:44,125 --> 00:51:45,333
Be spontaneous.

808
00:51:46,708 --> 00:51:50,291
Things were going good until your cousin
decided he didn't want to be king.

809
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:55,333
I know that this whole royal affair
isn't what you want.

810
00:51:56,291 --> 00:51:57,833
But it's who I am now.

811
00:51:58,625 --> 00:52:00,041
I can't give it up.

812
00:52:02,166 --> 00:52:05,458
But the truth is
I don't want to give it up.

813
00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:10,208
It's become more than just a duty for me.

814
00:52:11,041 --> 00:52:12,666
I love this country.

815
00:52:13,375 --> 00:52:14,500
I love the people.

816
00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:18,500
This is something
that I was destined to do.

817
00:52:19,708 --> 00:52:20,958
It's who I am now.

818
00:52:24,208 --> 00:52:25,041
I know.

819
00:52:25,833 --> 00:52:28,416
- And I don't want you to give it up.
- You don't?

820
00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:29,500
No.

821
00:52:30,166 --> 00:52:31,875
You're gonna be a great queen.

822
00:52:34,583 --> 00:52:35,541
The thing is…

823
00:52:38,208 --> 00:52:39,750
I just don't want to hold you back.

824
00:52:40,458 --> 00:52:42,458
How could you ever hold me back?

825
00:52:45,083 --> 00:52:47,000
You need someone who's your equal.

826
00:52:47,958 --> 00:52:49,500
Someone who knows the ropes.

827
00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:52,708
Antonio's all that.

828
00:52:53,791 --> 00:52:54,666
I'm not.

829
00:52:56,458 --> 00:52:57,541
Don't you see?

830
00:52:58,583 --> 00:53:00,541
None of that matters.

831
00:53:01,583 --> 00:53:03,458
You're the one I love,

832
00:53:04,166 --> 00:53:05,125
not Tony.

833
00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:09,625
You don't have to be a count
or a prince or a king.

834
00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:12,750
You just need to be…

835
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:14,833
You.

836
00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:20,291
Are you sure about that?

837
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,541
I was heartbroken when you said
you just wanted to be friends.

838
00:53:25,333 --> 00:53:27,291
I only said that because you said that.

839
00:53:32,416 --> 00:53:33,333
Oh.

840
00:53:34,416 --> 00:53:35,958
Look…

841
00:53:37,625 --> 00:53:40,208
Maybe the spontaneous thing to do is

842
00:53:41,416 --> 00:53:43,375
give us another chance.

843
00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:46,083
I do love spontaneous.

844
00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:05,750
Oh!

845
00:54:26,625 --> 00:54:28,750
Ladies and gentlemen,

846
00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:34,208
our sponsor and patroness,
Lady Margaret Delacourt.

847
00:54:36,208 --> 00:54:37,291
Hear! Hear!

848
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,583
Mrs. Donatelli!
You're just the person I'm looking for!

849
00:54:42,666 --> 00:54:44,291
I'm afraid now isn't the time, I...

850
00:54:44,375 --> 00:54:47,000
This dreadful man is threatening
to post lurid details

851
00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:48,791
about Duchess Margaret and Prince William!

852
00:54:50,791 --> 00:54:53,416
I am terribly sorry, Your Grace.

853
00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:55,833
- You clumsy oaf!
- No, it was an accident!

854
00:54:55,916 --> 00:54:58,375
Oh, not to worry.
It's just a silly little spill.

855
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,250
If I get you to the ladies' room quickly,
I can get that out for you.

856
00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:04,750
Jolly good! Back in a jiff.

857
00:55:04,833 --> 00:55:07,416
- All right. What is this all about?
- No, I don't.

858
00:55:12,041 --> 00:55:15,208
- Right in here, Your Ladyship.
- Thank you, Mindy. You're an angel.

859
00:55:15,291 --> 00:55:16,875
Well, some say.

860
00:55:19,833 --> 00:55:22,416
I haven't seen Fiona. Is she here?

861
00:55:23,333 --> 00:55:24,291
Sh!

862
00:55:29,291 --> 00:55:31,125
Surprise!

863
00:55:31,208 --> 00:55:33,000
Now it's my turn to switch.

864
00:55:40,333 --> 00:55:43,791
- Hurry up!
- This is as fast as I can go!

865
00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:46,291
Oh, dear. All right.

866
00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:49,708
All right, then. Come on, gently does it.

867
00:55:49,791 --> 00:55:51,541
What are you doing?

868
00:55:51,625 --> 00:55:52,750
Where are you taking me?

869
00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:16,000
Margaret Delacourt, is it really you?

870
00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:18,041
Who else would it be?

871
00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:20,041
Where is my driver?

872
00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:22,125
Don't you remember me?

873
00:56:22,875 --> 00:56:25,291
Of course I do, you're…

874
00:56:25,375 --> 00:56:27,208
Shannon Earle!

875
00:56:27,291 --> 00:56:29,583
Only now it's Shannon Earle Carlisle.

876
00:56:30,375 --> 00:56:32,666
We went to Oxford together!

877
00:56:32,750 --> 00:56:34,916
Oxford. Dear Oxford green.

878
00:56:35,666 --> 00:56:37,625
Oh, it's Oxford blue.

879
00:56:38,125 --> 00:56:40,083
I'm color blind. Driver!

880
00:56:40,666 --> 00:56:43,166
You were in my Italian class.

881
00:56:45,208 --> 00:56:49,333
Dolce & Gabbana.
My car, now.

882
00:56:49,416 --> 00:56:51,041
Take me to the palace.

883
00:56:57,375 --> 00:56:58,541
Where am I?

884
00:56:58,625 --> 00:57:00,333
- All right.
- Blimey!

885
00:57:00,416 --> 00:57:01,458
What is this place?

886
00:57:01,541 --> 00:57:03,291
Mindy, help me out here, girl.

887
00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:13,750
All right, come on.

888
00:57:17,250 --> 00:57:19,708
Your royal suite, your Highnesty.

889
00:57:19,791 --> 00:57:21,208
I'm telling you,

890
00:57:21,291 --> 00:57:22,833
you kidnapped the wrong person.

891
00:57:23,916 --> 00:57:26,541
- People are gonna be looking for me.
- Yeah, yeah. All right.

892
00:57:26,625 --> 00:57:28,916
- My husband is going to be looking for me.
- Uh-huh.

893
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,250
You'll all go to prison!

894
00:57:30,333 --> 00:57:31,500
"Your Highnesty?"

895
00:57:31,583 --> 00:57:33,708
Oh, shut up, Reggie.

896
00:57:33,791 --> 00:57:35,750
Me? Your Highnesty.

897
00:57:46,125 --> 00:57:48,125
Meow!

898
00:58:04,625 --> 00:58:06,250
Come to Mommy.

899
00:58:11,041 --> 00:58:13,416
Stacy, I'm back!

900
00:58:14,416 --> 00:58:17,333
- Who is it?
- It's me, Margaret.

901
00:58:34,041 --> 00:58:36,666
I had the most enchanting time of my life.

902
00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,291
Oh, my…

903
00:58:39,375 --> 00:58:42,333
Kevin is the most wonderful man
in the world.

904
00:58:43,875 --> 00:58:45,958
You were absolutely right.

905
00:58:46,041 --> 00:58:48,458
All we needed was a little time together.

906
00:58:49,833 --> 00:58:52,291
I've never been happier in my life.

907
00:58:53,291 --> 00:58:56,375
And I owe it all to you, you darling girl.

908
00:58:56,958 --> 00:58:58,958
Well, you and Olivia.

909
00:58:59,041 --> 00:59:03,416
Oh, Stacy, I'm so glad
you talked me into switching places.

910
00:59:06,041 --> 00:59:06,916
Did…

911
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:11,875
Did I really have to talk you
into switching places?

912
00:59:12,541 --> 00:59:15,833
I was honestly terrified
we wouldn't be able to pull it off again,

913
00:59:16,583 --> 00:59:18,541
but apparently we did.

914
00:59:20,166 --> 00:59:21,041
Apparently.

915
00:59:22,041 --> 00:59:24,416
I hope the Christmas concert
wasn't too much trouble.

916
00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:26,291
I love a good concert.

917
00:59:26,375 --> 00:59:29,708
Well, if you'll excuse me,
I need to change for dinner.

918
00:59:29,791 --> 00:59:31,375
I don't want to keep Kevin waiting.

919
00:59:32,250 --> 00:59:34,375
By the way, your accent is much better.

920
00:59:38,333 --> 00:59:39,541
Dinner with Kevin?

921
00:59:40,375 --> 00:59:42,833
Aren't you the least bit concerned
about Edward?

922
00:59:44,291 --> 00:59:46,625
What has any of this got
to do with Edward?

923
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:48,958
He is your husband after all.

924
00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:51,083
Don't be silly.

925
00:59:51,166 --> 00:59:52,083
Stacy.

926
00:59:53,125 --> 00:59:55,708
You know how much
I treasure our friendship,

927
00:59:56,291 --> 00:59:59,625
but barging in here and going on about
how you're planning to cheat on Edward.

928
00:59:59,708 --> 01:00:00,708
Well...

929
01:00:01,333 --> 01:00:02,708
I think you better go.

930
01:00:03,958 --> 01:00:05,958
Stacy, the game is over.

931
01:00:06,041 --> 01:00:09,541
I have absolutely no idea
what you're talking about.

932
01:00:09,625 --> 01:00:13,000
This isn't funny.
It's time to switch back.

933
01:00:13,083 --> 01:00:16,416
I insist you take your leave at once.

934
01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:18,166
You must be joking.

935
01:00:18,250 --> 01:00:21,291
Or would you rather I call the guard
and have you thrown out?

936
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,750
That won't be necessary.

937
01:00:47,291 --> 01:00:49,000
We are so screwed!

938
01:00:49,083 --> 01:00:51,375
You're such a drama queen.

939
01:00:51,458 --> 01:00:53,500
We grabbed the wrong Maggie.

940
01:00:53,583 --> 01:00:57,041
This one's got free Wi-Fi
and Taco Tuesdays.

941
01:00:57,125 --> 01:00:58,625
Oh, and a cabana boy!

942
01:00:58,708 --> 01:01:01,791
You're not going to need
a cabana boy in prison.

943
01:01:01,875 --> 01:01:04,708
So, would you two
please stop talking and focus?

944
01:01:04,791 --> 01:01:07,875
All right, Fi-Fi!
There's no reason to get testy.

945
01:01:08,916 --> 01:01:10,166
Really, Reggie?

946
01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:11,666
Because I think there is.

947
01:01:11,750 --> 01:01:13,750
I think there's a very big reason.

948
01:01:13,833 --> 01:01:17,000
If your cousin's there,
then who've we got in the basement?

949
01:01:17,083 --> 01:01:19,625
Well, the look-alike from Belgravia.

950
01:01:20,833 --> 01:01:23,166
She did say you grabbed the wrong person.

951
01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:24,708
Me?

952
01:01:25,291 --> 01:01:27,666
- So now it's my fault?
- Well, it's not mine.

953
01:01:27,750 --> 01:01:29,500
- <i>It's not mine!</i>
<i>- Yes, it is.</i>

954
01:01:29,583 --> 01:01:30,916
- <i>I's not!</i>
<i>- It is.</i>

955
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,250
- No, it's not. I was following you!
- It's 'cause you said...

956
01:01:33,333 --> 01:01:36,375
We need a plan.

957
01:01:36,458 --> 01:01:37,500
All right…

958
01:01:39,375 --> 01:01:41,916
You said this was a get-in,
get-out job, right?

959
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:42,833
So?

960
01:01:42,916 --> 01:01:45,375
So all you have to do is get out faster.

961
01:01:45,458 --> 01:01:49,166
Well, no can do.
The coronation isn't till tomorrow.

962
01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:51,041
So move it up to tonight.

963
01:01:51,125 --> 01:01:53,458
And how am I supposed to do that?

964
01:01:53,541 --> 01:01:56,375
Hello? You're going to be queen.

965
01:01:56,458 --> 01:01:57,875
<i>You make the rules.</i>

966
01:01:58,375 --> 01:02:00,791
I do, don't I?

967
01:02:06,541 --> 01:02:07,625
Hmm.

968
01:02:08,375 --> 01:02:10,958
But first I've got some
dinner plans to cancel.

969
01:02:21,416 --> 01:02:22,250
Darling!

970
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,791
- So glad your headache's better.
- There's something I have to tell you.

971
01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:27,291
Let me go first.

972
01:02:28,625 --> 01:02:31,458
I need to apologize
if I've hovered too much,

973
01:02:32,125 --> 01:02:36,416
you know, like a helicopter,
circling about and buzzing all the while.

974
01:02:37,916 --> 01:02:41,041
Why are you speaking
with a different accent?

975
01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:43,708
I'm not speaking with an accent.
I'm Margaret.

976
01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:45,916
Don't be silly.

977
01:02:46,541 --> 01:02:48,916
Why won't anyone believe me?

978
01:02:50,833 --> 01:02:51,916
- You're serious.
- Yeah.

979
01:02:52,416 --> 01:02:54,208
I've never been more serious in my life.

980
01:02:55,750 --> 01:02:58,458
- But Stacy promised me that she'd never...
- It's my fault.

981
01:02:58,541 --> 01:03:01,958
I needed time with Kevin
and Stacy was only trying to help.

982
01:03:03,041 --> 01:03:04,333
No one was supposed to know.

983
01:03:04,958 --> 01:03:07,208
If no one's supposed to know,
why are you telling me now?

984
01:03:07,291 --> 01:03:09,125
There's been a bit of a snag.

985
01:03:09,625 --> 01:03:12,583
Well, a rather major snag to be precise.

986
01:03:13,208 --> 01:03:15,166
Come on now, remember our chat.

987
01:03:16,166 --> 01:03:18,500
- Twenty-five years...
- Come on, happy face.

988
01:03:18,583 --> 01:03:20,208
Mrs. Donatelli? Are you all right?

989
01:03:21,125 --> 01:03:22,000
No.

990
01:03:23,041 --> 01:03:25,291
No, I am most certainly not all right.

991
01:03:25,375 --> 01:03:27,500
The most awful thing has happened.

992
01:03:27,583 --> 01:03:30,791
After 25 years of loyal service,
Lady Margaret has…

993
01:03:32,125 --> 01:03:33,625
Well, she's given me the boot.

994
01:03:34,375 --> 01:03:36,333
She says that she doesn't need me anymore,

995
01:03:36,416 --> 01:03:38,708
and she's moved the coronation
up to tonight

996
01:03:38,791 --> 01:03:41,000
so that she can spend Christmas
with the orphans.

997
01:03:41,083 --> 01:03:44,041
I would never fire you, Mrs. Donatelli,

998
01:03:44,125 --> 01:03:46,791
and I certainly am not moving up
my coronation.

999
01:03:49,625 --> 01:03:50,458
Lady Margaret?

1000
01:03:51,625 --> 01:03:52,750
Oh.

1001
01:03:53,416 --> 01:03:54,416
Oh.

1002
01:03:55,625 --> 01:03:58,500
- And… he knows?
- Yes.

1003
01:03:59,875 --> 01:04:01,791
- And you've not switched back yet?
- No.

1004
01:04:01,875 --> 01:04:05,583
And I can assure you the woman upstairs
in my suite is not Princess Stacy,

1005
01:04:05,666 --> 01:04:08,333
unless she's gone
completely off her trolley.

1006
01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:11,583
Let me see if I follow this, so…

1007
01:04:12,375 --> 01:04:14,416
If the two of you haven't switched back

1008
01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:16,708
and this is Lady Margaret,

1009
01:04:17,458 --> 01:04:21,000
and if Lady Margaret upstairs isn't Stacy,

1010
01:04:22,250 --> 01:04:24,500
who's upstairs and where's my wife?

1011
01:04:25,250 --> 01:04:26,958
Off with their heads.

1012
01:04:30,458 --> 01:04:31,291
Who...

1013
01:04:32,416 --> 01:04:34,291
- Who is it?
- It's Kevin.

1014
01:04:43,541 --> 01:04:44,375
Come in.

1015
01:04:47,791 --> 01:04:49,625
I know, I'm kind of early but…

1016
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,333
Oh! I can come back later if...

1017
01:04:52,416 --> 01:04:54,166
No, Kevin, please stay.

1018
01:04:54,250 --> 01:04:56,458
There's something we need to discuss.

1019
01:04:57,208 --> 01:04:58,416
Yeah. Sure.

1020
01:04:59,291 --> 01:05:00,125
Everything okay?

1021
01:05:00,708 --> 01:05:02,291
I'm afraid it isn't.

1022
01:05:05,541 --> 01:05:08,791
The time we spent together today
was truly magical.

1023
01:05:08,875 --> 01:05:10,291
Yeah, I thought so too.

1024
01:05:10,875 --> 01:05:12,333
But it isn't right.

1025
01:05:15,166 --> 01:05:17,708
Deep down, we both know it.

1026
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:23,083
You need a wife and your darling
little girl needs a mother.

1027
01:05:23,958 --> 01:05:26,875
Like it or not, I have a country to run.

1028
01:05:28,333 --> 01:05:31,791
And I can't be the wife
and mother you both deserve.

1029
01:05:32,666 --> 01:05:33,500
That's not true.

1030
01:05:33,583 --> 01:05:35,666
Don't make this harder than it is.

1031
01:05:36,958 --> 01:05:39,750
- But you said...
- You must forget what I said.

1032
01:05:40,666 --> 01:05:43,041
I was emotional. I wasn't thinking.

1033
01:05:45,583 --> 01:05:47,083
Margaret, this isn't like you.

1034
01:05:49,250 --> 01:05:50,083
Please,

1035
01:05:50,666 --> 01:05:53,416
it's best for both of us
if we end this now.

1036
01:05:57,125 --> 01:05:59,125
You and Olivia need to go home.

1037
01:06:00,916 --> 01:06:01,958
You really mean that?

1038
01:06:04,708 --> 01:06:05,833
Because if you do,

1039
01:06:07,041 --> 01:06:08,458
I'm not coming back…

1040
01:06:09,958 --> 01:06:10,791
Ever.

1041
01:06:11,083 --> 01:06:13,375
Goodbye, Kevin.

1042
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:36,833
Bye!

1043
01:06:44,833 --> 01:06:45,833
Hello?

1044
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,208
Hello, can anyone hear me?

1045
01:06:51,125 --> 01:06:52,041
Hello!

1046
01:07:15,291 --> 01:07:18,000
I still don't understand what happened.

1047
01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:22,833
She changed her mind. That's all.

1048
01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:27,791
Are you sure she wasn't pranking you?

1049
01:07:27,875 --> 01:07:28,750
Liv…

1050
01:07:30,375 --> 01:07:32,708
I know how much
you care about Margaret,

1051
01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:35,166
but it's time to let go.

1052
01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:37,500
For both of us.

1053
01:07:38,083 --> 01:07:39,916
- But, Daddy...
- Livvie…

1054
01:07:40,791 --> 01:07:41,708
let's go.

1055
01:07:43,041 --> 01:07:44,041
Come on.

1056
01:07:46,375 --> 01:07:47,416
Get in the car.

1057
01:07:57,333 --> 01:07:58,291
Airport, please.

1058
01:08:00,125 --> 01:08:01,041
Very good, sir.

1059
01:08:08,833 --> 01:08:10,708
After the concert what happened?

1060
01:08:10,791 --> 01:08:13,375
We were separated for a few minutes
at the reception,

1061
01:08:13,875 --> 01:08:16,708
and then she returned
to the palace in her limousine.

1062
01:08:16,791 --> 01:08:17,666
Without you?

1063
01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:21,000
I'd been informed that she'd already left.
So I took a separate car.

1064
01:08:21,083 --> 01:08:24,541
So something must have happened
after the concert and before you returned.

1065
01:08:27,416 --> 01:08:29,958
- The drink!
- Ah-ha! So you were drinking!

1066
01:08:30,041 --> 01:08:32,250
Not me, you fool.

1067
01:08:32,916 --> 01:08:35,958
The man with your cousin Fiona… Reggie.

1068
01:08:36,041 --> 01:08:38,708
- He spilled a drink on your dress.
- Stacy's dress.

1069
01:08:38,791 --> 01:08:43,000
Yes, and then Fiona's secretary
took her to the ladies' room.

1070
01:08:43,083 --> 01:08:44,833
- Ah-ha!
- What are you thinking, Frank?

1071
01:08:45,416 --> 01:08:48,083
I have absolutely no idea, sir.

1072
01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:49,958
I think I know.

1073
01:08:51,125 --> 01:08:53,083
They made the switch
in the powder room.

1074
01:08:53,666 --> 01:08:56,083
They kidnapped Stacy
because they thought it was me.

1075
01:08:56,875 --> 01:09:00,125
- So the woman upstairs is your cousin.
- I wouldn't put it past her.

1076
01:09:00,208 --> 01:09:04,375
And underneath all that peroxide,
there is a striking resemblance.

1077
01:09:04,458 --> 01:09:06,708
So if Fiona's associates took Stacy,

1078
01:09:07,666 --> 01:09:08,958
where would they go?

1079
01:09:09,041 --> 01:09:11,541
I'm guessing
they're at her father's old estate.

1080
01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:13,500
It's less than an hour away from here.

1081
01:09:13,583 --> 01:09:16,125
Right. I'll get the car.

1082
01:09:16,208 --> 01:09:17,333
I'll deal with Fiona.

1083
01:09:17,416 --> 01:09:20,750
Well, I wouldn't confront her just yet.
Not while they still have Stacy.

1084
01:09:20,833 --> 01:09:23,083
Right, then we'll come with you.

1085
01:09:23,833 --> 01:09:27,291
Notify Count Rossi of our suspicions
and have him delay the coronation.

1086
01:09:27,375 --> 01:09:28,666
Right away, Your Highness.

1087
01:09:29,333 --> 01:09:30,166
Bingo.

1088
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,333
I honestly don't understand the urgency.

1089
01:09:36,416 --> 01:09:38,500
Then I shall review it for you again.

1090
01:09:39,541 --> 01:09:43,916
I intend to spend Christmas with
those poor, poor orphans at St. Matthew's.

1091
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,666
Aren't the orphans at St. Michael's?

1092
01:09:46,833 --> 01:09:48,083
I am in charge

1093
01:09:48,166 --> 01:09:52,500
and you as my loyal subject must do
precisely what I tell you to do.

1094
01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:57,458
I would…

1095
01:09:58,541 --> 01:10:00,333
If you were really Lady Margaret.

1096
01:10:01,708 --> 01:10:03,958
But you're not, are you?

1097
01:10:04,791 --> 01:10:06,916
How dare you question me!

1098
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,208
You're Margaret's cousin.

1099
01:10:09,375 --> 01:10:11,666
- I'll have you arrested for treason.
- I don't think you will

1100
01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:13,958
- because I can prove it.
- I'm calling the guards!

1101
01:10:14,041 --> 01:10:16,166
All it takes is a close look at your hand.

1102
01:10:16,875 --> 01:10:18,500
The little tattoo on your pinkie…

1103
01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:21,500
You should take greater care
to cover it up.

1104
01:10:26,458 --> 01:10:27,791
So now what?

1105
01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:30,625
I'm guessing you're after money.

1106
01:10:31,291 --> 01:10:35,208
You're not stupid enough to think that
you can maintain this charade for long.

1107
01:10:36,625 --> 01:10:40,208
So you can either make me a partner
in your little scheme

1108
01:10:41,125 --> 01:10:44,625
or be exposed
as an impostor and a traitor.

1109
01:10:45,208 --> 01:10:47,875
You don't need my money.
You're filthy rich.

1110
01:10:47,958 --> 01:10:51,458
My eldest brother inherited
the majority of the family estate,

1111
01:10:51,958 --> 01:10:55,791
which left me with expensive tastes
and a very small income.

1112
01:10:58,833 --> 01:11:00,166
What about Margaret?

1113
01:11:00,250 --> 01:11:02,625
Once you've gotten what you came for,

1114
01:11:02,708 --> 01:11:06,750
you'll vanish without a trace, which means
Margaret never has to know anything.

1115
01:11:08,166 --> 01:11:10,708
I'll make sure the coronation
happens tonight.

1116
01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:15,375
And afterwards, you'll meet
with the Chancellor of the Exchequer

1117
01:11:15,458 --> 01:11:19,041
and make an incredibly generous donation
to a fictitious charity

1118
01:11:19,125 --> 01:11:21,500
of which you
are the Chief Financial Officer.

1119
01:11:22,333 --> 01:11:25,083
As soon as you write a check to me
for my services,

1120
01:11:25,166 --> 01:11:27,500
I'll arrange for your discreet departure.

1121
01:11:28,708 --> 01:11:31,000
You can do whatever you like
with the rest of the money.

1122
01:11:36,541 --> 01:11:38,416
When we arrive, everyone keep alert.

1123
01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:40,500
There's no telling
what we'll find when we get there.

1124
01:11:40,583 --> 01:11:44,541
Mm-hmm. And it's a good thing
that these are registered weapons.

1125
01:11:44,625 --> 01:11:46,875
- Frank! Hands on the wheel!
- All right!

1126
01:11:56,416 --> 01:11:59,000
Your dinner is served.

1127
01:12:01,666 --> 01:12:02,666
Hello?

1128
01:12:05,208 --> 01:12:07,125
Your Highnesty?

1129
01:12:08,166 --> 01:12:09,916
Hello?

1130
01:12:13,083 --> 01:12:16,125
You playing hide and seek?

1131
01:12:18,958 --> 01:12:20,416
You are!

1132
01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:37,666
Oy!

1133
01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:40,375
Oy! Come here!

1134
01:12:44,791 --> 01:12:46,000
Oh my God.

1135
01:12:57,166 --> 01:12:58,125
Is anyone there?

1136
01:12:58,750 --> 01:13:01,250
Mindy! Get her!

1137
01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:03,166
Where do you think you're going? Oh!

1138
01:13:09,791 --> 01:13:11,458
Help! Help me, Reggie.

1139
01:13:12,416 --> 01:13:16,333
Reggie, get me out of here.
Get me out of here. Reggie!

1140
01:13:17,625 --> 01:13:18,708
Oh! Whoa! Oh!

1141
01:13:18,791 --> 01:13:20,125
- Sir…
- Oh dear, Edward!

1142
01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:22,125
Stacy? Can you hear me?

1143
01:13:23,750 --> 01:13:24,791
- Stacy?
- Thank God.

1144
01:13:24,875 --> 01:13:25,750
Come here!

1145
01:13:28,625 --> 01:13:30,666
They're over there! Go!

1146
01:13:31,875 --> 01:13:35,208
- Call the police! Frank, you're with me!
- Always, sir. Always!

1147
01:13:35,291 --> 01:13:37,083
Get away from her!

1148
01:13:48,583 --> 01:13:49,833
Oh!

1149
01:13:50,083 --> 01:13:53,083
I'm so sorry.
I should have told you everything.

1150
01:13:53,166 --> 01:13:55,416
As long as you're all right,
that's all that matters.

1151
01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:59,458
I promise you I will never make you
feel like I'm too busy for you ever again.

1152
01:13:59,541 --> 01:14:02,708
And I promise I will never hover
like a helicopter again.

1153
01:14:02,791 --> 01:14:03,875
Wait, what?

1154
01:14:03,958 --> 01:14:05,083
- It doesn't matter.
- Okay.

1155
01:14:08,083 --> 01:14:09,208
Margaret...

1156
01:14:11,291 --> 01:14:14,000
I'm so terribly sorry
to interrupt, Your Graces,

1157
01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:16,166
but Fiona is headed to the cathedral.

1158
01:14:16,250 --> 01:14:17,416
Right, let's go.

1159
01:14:26,625 --> 01:14:28,583
This is highly irregular.

1160
01:14:29,333 --> 01:14:32,500
The coronation is scheduled
for tomorrow on Christmas Day.

1161
01:14:32,583 --> 01:14:35,500
But I'm going to be
at St. Michael's on Christmas Day.

1162
01:14:36,250 --> 01:14:37,875
I've promised the orphans.

1163
01:14:37,958 --> 01:14:40,000
I thought the orphans
were at St. Matthew's.

1164
01:14:41,333 --> 01:14:44,166
It's a world tour of orphans.

1165
01:14:44,250 --> 01:14:46,500
It may be an unusual request,
Your Excellency,

1166
01:14:46,583 --> 01:14:48,708
but there's nothing
in canon or civil law

1167
01:14:48,791 --> 01:14:52,791
that prevents an heir apparent
from selecting the date of the coronation.

1168
01:14:52,875 --> 01:14:54,208
I know the law, sir,

1169
01:14:54,291 --> 01:14:57,458
and it clearly states that
a representative of the civil government

1170
01:14:57,541 --> 01:14:59,833
must be in attendance
when a new monarch is crowned.

1171
01:14:59,916 --> 01:15:02,041
I spoke to the Prime Minister an hour ago.

1172
01:15:02,708 --> 01:15:04,291
And here she is now.

1173
01:15:08,458 --> 01:15:09,583
I see.

1174
01:15:10,458 --> 01:15:12,250
We'll need some time to prepare.

1175
01:15:24,625 --> 01:15:26,833
Wait a second,
wasn't that the turnoff for the airport?

1176
01:15:26,916 --> 01:15:31,416
It was, but the bridge got washed away
six months ago.

1177
01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:32,750
Terrible flood.

1178
01:15:32,833 --> 01:15:34,833
A flood? In June?

1179
01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:37,416
Summer storms can be so unpredictable.

1180
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:41,833
- As long as we don't miss our flight, man.
- We wouldn't want that.

1181
01:15:42,958 --> 01:15:45,208
Is Your Majesty willing and able

1182
01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:48,791
to take this sacred oath
to uphold the laws and customs

1183
01:15:48,875 --> 01:15:51,125
of the Sovereign Nation of Montenaro?

1184
01:15:51,208 --> 01:15:52,500
Yes, I am.

1185
01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:55,500
Willing and able.

1186
01:15:56,041 --> 01:15:57,791
Then repeat after me.

1187
01:15:58,541 --> 01:16:01,375
I, Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt…

1188
01:16:01,958 --> 01:16:04,041
I, Margaret Clara Karen...

1189
01:16:04,125 --> 01:16:06,166
Margaret Katherine Claire.

1190
01:16:06,791 --> 01:16:09,208
I, Margaret Katherine Claire…

1191
01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:12,375
- Dela...
- Delacourt, right.

1192
01:16:13,708 --> 01:16:16,500
I, Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt...

1193
01:16:16,583 --> 01:16:19,875
I command you to stop
these proceedings at once.

1194
01:16:22,458 --> 01:16:25,000
Oh, dear Lord. There are three of them.

1195
01:16:25,083 --> 01:16:26,666
No, Your Eminence.

1196
01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:29,541
There is only one Margaret Delacourt
and I am she.

1197
01:16:30,125 --> 01:16:33,125
The woman you were about to crown
as your queen is an impostor.

1198
01:16:34,166 --> 01:16:35,666
Antonio, tell them.

1199
01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:39,875
Guards,
arrest this woman at once for treason.

1200
01:16:39,958 --> 01:16:41,000
Antonio, it's me.

1201
01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:43,666
Don't you dare!

1202
01:16:44,208 --> 01:16:45,041
And you are?

1203
01:16:45,125 --> 01:16:49,041
I'm Princess Stacy Juliette
De Novo Wyndham of Belgravia.

1204
01:16:49,666 --> 01:16:52,250
Fiona kidnapped me
thinking I was Margaret,

1205
01:16:52,333 --> 01:16:55,208
but I wasn't Margaret
because Margaret and I switched places.

1206
01:16:55,291 --> 01:16:56,958
I'm very confused.

1207
01:16:57,041 --> 01:16:59,625
I understand exactly how you feel,
Your Eminence,

1208
01:17:00,208 --> 01:17:02,000
but it seems the woman
you're about to crown

1209
01:17:02,083 --> 01:17:04,375
is actually Lady Margaret's cousin.

1210
01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:06,583
Is this true?

1211
01:17:08,208 --> 01:17:09,958
Fiona, it's over.

1212
01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:14,166
- Reggie and Mindy are in police custody.
- They confessed to everything.

1213
01:17:16,250 --> 01:17:17,916
Oh, all right, it's me,

1214
01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:22,458
but I didn't want to go through with it.
That freak Antonio made me do it.

1215
01:17:24,833 --> 01:17:26,916
Margaret, she's lying.

1216
01:17:27,416 --> 01:17:29,666
You were ready to throw me in prison.

1217
01:17:31,041 --> 01:17:32,916
Look, if you'll only just listen to me...

1218
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,250
I've listened long enough.

1219
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,875
You almost had me convinced
that I wasn't ready to rule on my own,

1220
01:17:39,625 --> 01:17:43,458
but the fact is I've never been
more ready for anything in my life.

1221
01:17:44,250 --> 01:17:45,791
I love Montenaro.

1222
01:17:45,875 --> 01:17:49,125
I love its people and I've learned
everything I can about them

1223
01:17:49,208 --> 01:17:52,708
for the past six months, so I can
serve them to the best of my ability.

1224
01:17:53,333 --> 01:17:54,916
You don't know how to command.

1225
01:17:56,333 --> 01:17:57,291
Watch this.

1226
01:17:57,375 --> 01:18:01,166
Arrest him and take him to the dungeon.

1227
01:18:07,458 --> 01:18:08,833
I bet that felt good.

1228
01:18:09,583 --> 01:18:10,958
You have no idea.

1229
01:18:14,416 --> 01:18:16,833
One tiny teeny little question.

1230
01:18:17,375 --> 01:18:21,750
Since I technically didn't kidnap you,
am I really guilty?

1231
01:18:22,791 --> 01:18:23,791
- Yes.
- Yes.

1232
01:18:23,875 --> 01:18:27,708
But, Maggie Moo,
it's Christmas and I'm your cuzzy.

1233
01:18:27,791 --> 01:18:30,375
Are you kidding? You committed treason!

1234
01:18:30,458 --> 01:18:32,166
Well, I didn't mean to.

1235
01:18:34,083 --> 01:18:36,375
You know, it's always been hard for me,

1236
01:18:36,458 --> 01:18:38,791
growing up with parents who despised me.

1237
01:18:38,875 --> 01:18:41,250
They didn't despise you.

1238
01:18:43,625 --> 01:18:46,666
The truth is
I've always wanted to be you.

1239
01:18:47,291 --> 01:18:49,125
I just got carried away this time.

1240
01:18:50,333 --> 01:18:52,833
But I could never be half of what you are.

1241
01:18:54,208 --> 01:18:58,916
You were born to be queen, even
though you didn't realize until now.

1242
01:18:59,958 --> 01:19:01,958
I owe you an apology, Moo.

1243
01:19:02,041 --> 01:19:04,833
I behaved abominably. I'm sorry.

1244
01:19:05,708 --> 01:19:08,416
You're the only real family I've ever had.

1245
01:19:09,833 --> 01:19:11,458
The only one who truly cares.

1246
01:19:11,541 --> 01:19:14,166
Poor, poor girl.

1247
01:19:15,041 --> 01:19:16,708
- Oh, please.
- What?

1248
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:21,416
I suppose I could ask the judge
for a reduced sentence.

1249
01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:22,750
Are you sure about that?

1250
01:19:23,333 --> 01:19:27,083
Along with supervised community
service for many, many years.

1251
01:19:27,166 --> 01:19:28,750
I hate to interrupt,

1252
01:19:28,833 --> 01:19:31,583
but are we proceeding
with the coronation?

1253
01:19:31,666 --> 01:19:35,291
The coronation will proceed
on Christmas Day as scheduled.

1254
01:19:35,875 --> 01:19:39,625
Now if you all will excuse me,
I really must call Kevin.

1255
01:19:39,708 --> 01:19:41,625
We were supposed to have dinner hours ago.

1256
01:19:41,708 --> 01:19:43,125
About Kevin…

1257
01:19:43,208 --> 01:19:44,666
What about Kevin?

1258
01:19:44,750 --> 01:19:47,541
He would have found me out,
so I had to send him packing.

1259
01:19:47,625 --> 01:19:48,625
Oh, dear.

1260
01:19:49,083 --> 01:19:50,291
Dear…

1261
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:54,083
No, he's not answering.

1262
01:19:54,166 --> 01:19:57,916
I'm guessing he's on his way
to the airport with that small person.

1263
01:19:58,000 --> 01:19:59,291
His daughter?

1264
01:19:59,375 --> 01:20:00,916
He mentioned an Octavia.

1265
01:20:01,583 --> 01:20:02,958
You mean Olivia?

1266
01:20:03,041 --> 01:20:04,583
That's what I said.

1267
01:20:05,625 --> 01:20:06,583
Frank, get the car.

1268
01:20:06,666 --> 01:20:07,958
At the double, sir.

1269
01:20:27,541 --> 01:20:28,750
Keep the change, man.

1270
01:20:28,833 --> 01:20:30,083
Don't worry, sir.

1271
01:20:31,125 --> 01:20:34,083
Everything's gonna be all right.
I guarantee it.

1272
01:20:34,833 --> 01:20:36,583
Yeah. Thanks.

1273
01:20:53,458 --> 01:20:57,000
It can't be. No. It can't. It can't.

1274
01:20:57,083 --> 01:21:01,875
<i>This is the final boarding</i>
<i>call for Monten-air flight 201 to Chicago.</i>

1275
01:21:01,958 --> 01:21:03,833
That's us. Come on. Excuse me, sorry.

1276
01:21:09,916 --> 01:21:11,416
Wait here, Frank.

1277
01:21:14,500 --> 01:21:16,125
Right, let's go. Right.

1278
01:21:25,833 --> 01:21:27,333
Looks like we made it on time.

1279
01:21:27,416 --> 01:21:28,333
Mm-hmm.

1280
01:21:29,875 --> 01:21:30,708
Kevin!

1281
01:21:33,375 --> 01:21:34,208
Kevin.

1282
01:21:35,458 --> 01:21:36,541
Come on.

1283
01:21:37,375 --> 01:21:38,333
Kevin!

1284
01:21:39,791 --> 01:21:43,583
Kevin, please don't leave.
I can explain everything.

1285
01:21:44,958 --> 01:21:47,750
You look like Stacy
but you sound like Margaret.

1286
01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:49,541
Well, because I am Margaret.

1287
01:21:50,041 --> 01:21:51,375
We never switched back.

1288
01:21:51,458 --> 01:21:52,291
Oh.

1289
01:21:53,625 --> 01:21:54,916
Why are you dressed like that?

1290
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:57,291
Fiona kidnapped me
and took Margaret's place.

1291
01:21:57,791 --> 01:21:58,625
Right…

1292
01:21:58,708 --> 01:22:00,166
Don't you get it?

1293
01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:04,375
It wasn't Margaret who told you to leave.
It was Fiona.

1294
01:22:04,458 --> 01:22:05,541
Is that true?

1295
01:22:06,250 --> 01:22:08,125
Nothing has ever been more true.

1296
01:22:10,083 --> 01:22:12,458
I can't imagine my life without you.

1297
01:22:13,041 --> 01:22:14,833
I can't imagine my life without you.

1298
01:22:15,541 --> 01:22:18,041
Well, then…

1299
01:22:19,458 --> 01:22:20,583
Marry me?

1300
01:22:21,416 --> 01:22:23,666
That's what I was gonna ask you
last summer.

1301
01:22:23,750 --> 01:22:25,125
Wait.

1302
01:22:27,875 --> 01:22:29,750
Would someone say yes, please?

1303
01:22:31,166 --> 01:22:32,083
- Yes.
- Yes.

1304
01:22:46,125 --> 01:22:47,208
Thank you.

1305
01:22:47,291 --> 01:22:50,541
Why don't we make this official right now?

1306
01:22:53,625 --> 01:22:55,125
Oh, that's what I love about you.

1307
01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:58,250
Be right back.

1308
01:23:00,125 --> 01:23:02,208
Excuse me.

1309
01:23:02,750 --> 01:23:05,666
If it wouldn't be too much of a bother,
we'd like to be married.

1310
01:23:05,750 --> 01:23:08,125
What, here, now?

1311
01:23:09,458 --> 01:23:10,375
Aren't you…

1312
01:23:10,458 --> 01:23:12,625
Margaret Delacourt, the future queen. Yes.

1313
01:23:13,416 --> 01:23:14,916
This is my fiancé, Kevin.

1314
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:17,916
Well, my flight boards in five minutes.

1315
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:20,916
I'm sure they'll hold your flight
for a royal wedding.

1316
01:23:21,458 --> 01:23:23,125
An abridged version would be fine.

1317
01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:26,375
- I wouldn't want to impose.
- Are you sure about this?

1318
01:23:26,458 --> 01:23:28,416
Real sure. Come on.

1319
01:23:29,125 --> 01:23:30,375
All right.

1320
01:23:35,083 --> 01:23:35,916
Perfect.

1321
01:23:37,041 --> 01:23:40,125
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today in the sight...

1322
01:23:40,208 --> 01:23:44,000
<i>Monten-air Flight 507,</i>
<i>nonstop service to London Heathrow,</i>

1323
01:23:44,083 --> 01:23:46,583
<i>is now ready for boarding at Gate 58.</i>

1324
01:23:46,666 --> 01:23:47,791
That's my flight.

1325
01:23:47,875 --> 01:23:49,708
Just cut to the chase.

1326
01:23:51,125 --> 01:23:52,666
Have you prepared your vows?

1327
01:23:55,083 --> 01:23:56,416
I think we can wing it.

1328
01:24:00,375 --> 01:24:03,875
I promise to walk by your side forever…

1329
01:24:05,375 --> 01:24:08,291
To love and support you
in everything that you do.

1330
01:24:09,833 --> 01:24:12,875
And maybe someday teach you
how to make a hot chocolate.

1331
01:24:18,250 --> 01:24:19,333
I love you, Margaret.

1332
01:24:20,583 --> 01:24:23,083
I always have and I always will.

1333
01:24:24,208 --> 01:24:25,083
I love you too.

1334
01:24:31,750 --> 01:24:36,000
Dearest Kevin,
I wish I could promise you the world,

1335
01:24:36,875 --> 01:24:38,583
but the world is not mine to give.

1336
01:24:39,750 --> 01:24:41,625
What I can promise you

1337
01:24:41,708 --> 01:24:42,750
is my world

1338
01:24:43,625 --> 01:24:45,875
because it would be empty without you.

1339
01:24:53,958 --> 01:24:55,583
I don't suppose you have a ring.

1340
01:24:55,666 --> 01:24:58,625
- Oh.
- I bought it last summer.

1341
01:24:58,708 --> 01:25:00,000
Aw.

1342
01:25:08,416 --> 01:25:09,750
It's beautiful.

1343
01:25:09,833 --> 01:25:13,541
Do you, Kevin, take Margaret
to be your lawful wedded wife?

1344
01:25:16,333 --> 01:25:17,166
Oh, yeah.

1345
01:25:19,375 --> 01:25:23,666
Do you, Margaret, take Kevin
to be your lawful wedded husband?

1346
01:25:23,750 --> 01:25:25,750
I absolutely do.

1347
01:25:28,041 --> 01:25:31,291
What God has brought together,
let no man put asunder...

1348
01:25:31,375 --> 01:25:35,250
<i>This is the final boarding</i>
<i>call for Monten-air Flight 507,</i>

1349
01:25:35,333 --> 01:25:37,208
<i>nonstop service to London Heathrow.</i>

1350
01:25:37,291 --> 01:25:41,750
<i>All ticketed passengers
should proceed immediately to Gate 58.</i>

1351
01:25:41,833 --> 01:25:45,375
I now pronounce you man and wife.
Now I am out of here!

1352
01:25:46,750 --> 01:25:49,208
Oh! You may now kiss the bride.

1353
01:25:49,833 --> 01:25:50,666
Come here.

1354
01:26:00,250 --> 01:26:01,583
Oh!

1355
01:26:04,916 --> 01:26:07,625
- And she just so happens to be a queen.
- Oh, yeah.

1356
01:26:33,416 --> 01:26:36,083
- The clerk says it's time.
- Oh, she's almost ready.

1357
01:26:36,166 --> 01:26:37,291
I'll tell him.

1358
01:26:37,375 --> 01:26:38,250
Edward.

1359
01:26:39,541 --> 01:26:43,208
I know our first two years together
have been kind of crazy.

1360
01:26:43,833 --> 01:26:46,250
I already told you,
you don't need to apologize.

1361
01:26:47,208 --> 01:26:49,916
It's more of an explanation
than an apology.

1362
01:26:50,875 --> 01:26:53,958
I wanted so badly
to be the perfect princess

1363
01:26:54,041 --> 01:26:56,666
and do everything right that…

1364
01:26:57,708 --> 01:26:59,583
I forgot about what's important.

1365
01:27:00,166 --> 01:27:01,375
And what's that?

1366
01:27:02,125 --> 01:27:03,458
It's you and me.

1367
01:27:04,333 --> 01:27:08,208
And maybe one day
our very own little prince or princess.

1368
01:27:13,041 --> 01:27:14,333
I'd like that very much.

1369
01:27:25,250 --> 01:27:26,791
We really have to start.

1370
01:27:27,875 --> 01:27:28,750
Give us a minute.

1371
01:28:50,541 --> 01:28:54,208
Is Your Majesty willing and able
to take the sacred oath

1372
01:28:54,291 --> 01:28:58,291
to uphold the laws and customs
of the Sovereign Nation of Montenaro

1373
01:28:58,375 --> 01:29:02,083
and to protect her against
enemies without and within?

1374
01:29:02,166 --> 01:29:03,583
I'm willing and able.

1375
01:29:04,375 --> 01:29:05,875
Then repeat after me.

1376
01:29:07,291 --> 01:29:10,875
I, Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt…

1377
01:29:10,958 --> 01:29:14,333
I, Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt…

1378
01:29:14,416 --> 01:29:20,208
…will rule with compassion, extending
justice and mercy to all my people.

1379
01:29:20,291 --> 01:29:26,541
…will rule with compassion, extending
justice and mercy to all my people.

1380
01:29:36,833 --> 01:29:39,000
All this I have promised

1381
01:29:39,083 --> 01:29:44,333
I will perform as champion
of my beloved country and her people.

1382
01:29:56,833 --> 01:29:59,291
In accordance with law and custom,

1383
01:29:59,375 --> 01:30:06,250
I crown you Margaret Katherine Claire
Delacourt, Queen of Montenaro.

1384
01:30:11,041 --> 01:30:12,416
Long live the Queen.

1385
01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:14,541
Long live the Queen!

1386
01:30:30,541 --> 01:30:31,625
Your Majesty.

1387
01:31:18,416 --> 01:31:19,250
Whoo!