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ROY: "SAT."

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Suck-Ass Test.

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That's what that stands for.

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PROCTOR: This is the
SAT I examination.

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For the first section,
you have 30 minutes.

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ROY: Last year,
two million kids

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took the suck-ass test
in order to get into college.

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Scores range from 500

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if you're going to community
college riding a bus,

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to 1,600 if you're Ivy
League driving a Porsche.

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It's a standardized test.

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Standardized meaning
they see us all the same.

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A kid...

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Is a kid...

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Is a kid.

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Take this kid,
for instance, Kyle.

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He's a good guy who knows
where he wants to go in life.

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But for now, the SAT

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is standing in the way
of Kyle's dream.

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It's telling him
"You're just..."

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[BELL DINGS]

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Time!

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ROY: Then there's Anna,
the overachiever.

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You know the type.

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A future PhD.
With a nice A-S-S.

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Good deeds.

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Good grades.

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But the SAT doesn't care
about that.

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You could be the class brain,

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a kid in the middle,

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or dumb as a post.

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When you walk into this room,

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it's not about who you are.

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The SAT is about who you'll be.

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[CHIRPING]

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It's a 1020,
Mr. Dooling.

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[BOMB EXPLODING]

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Well, I've seen worse.

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I need a 1430.

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I've applied to Cornell.

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[CHUCKLES] Um...

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And what are
your fallback schools?

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I don't have any. [BIRD CHIRPS]

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That's kind of risky, isn't it?

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I mean, I'm looking
at your file here,

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and while your GPA
is strong, your, um,

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your PSAT score wasn't so great.

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Don't you think that 1430
is, uh, is a little bit, uh...

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Mr. Dooling,
when I was 7,

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I built a log cabin
out of popsicle sticks.

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Now, you can go
in the halls right now

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and five of the first
six kids you talk to

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are not gonna have a clue
what they want to do

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for the rest of their lives.
But, Mr. Dooling...

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I've known since I was 7.

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I want to be an architect.

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Now, as soon as I was
old enough to realize

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that there's one school
that turns out

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some of the greatest
architects of our time...

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I wanted to go there.

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Cornell University.

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Cornell. [CHUCKLES]

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You know the guy
who designed our bus barn?

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He attended a community college

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just down the street.

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Dooling said you couldn't do it?

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ROY: That's Matty,
Kyle's right-hand man.

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They say misery loves company?

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Well, it really loves Matty.

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Dooling said the
standardized testing

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says I can't do it.

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You're down to a 1020?

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Jesus. That's almost
as bad as me, man.

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What'd you tell your parents?

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Well, what do you think?

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We've never been so proud, son.

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Oh, hey.

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Mmm, good.

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Look it. 143.

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That's what I scored.

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Remember, Mom?
[LAUGHING]

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Oh, my goodness.

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Well, look at the positives.

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At least one of us
is goin' to college.

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Hello, Maryland.

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ROY: Matty's girlfriend
Sandy

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is a freshman at Maryland,

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and he was now moments away

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from hooking up with her
in the fall.

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Open the letter, Matty.

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Yeah, you're right.

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Why should the fact
that you're screwed

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ruin my big day, huh?

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Oh, shit!

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"SAT score insufficient."

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This shit ain't fair.

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Sandy's gonna be crushed.

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Do you even know
what SAT stands for?

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Suck-Ass Test?

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Scholastic Aptitude Test.

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Then they got rid
of that altogether.

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You know what
it stands for now? Uh-uh.

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SAT.

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What?

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SAT stands for SAT, that's it.

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That's fucked up.

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Yeah, I know.

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Sever All Ties, SAT.

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I mean, I may as well

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sever all ties with Sandy.

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There's gotta be
somebody we can talk to.

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There's no one we can talk to?

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Look, do you know how
many kids want to go up to ETS

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and complain about their SATs?

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I mean, if one goes up,
they all go up.

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What about her?

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Unless your father
owns the building.

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So we'll take the test again.

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The re-test is in two weeks.

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There's no time to get ready.

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And even if there was...
What's gonna change?

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I'd better call Sandy.

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[PHONE DIALING] She's gonna love this.

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[LINE RINGING]

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MAN: Yeah, Sandy's room.

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[LINE DISCONNECTS]

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Some guy answered.

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Roommate's boyfriend.

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He said,
"Sandy's room." So?

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So her roommate's Pam.

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He'd say "Pam's room,"
not "Sandy's room."

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Pam's room. Pam!

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All right.
All right, Matty.

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You're wired.
It's the Red Bull.

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No. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

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The SAT did this.

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The SAT is pimping
out my girlfriend.

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Damn it!

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We gotta do something, man.

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These people, they're
messing with the rest of our lives.

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Matty, the college board made
millions and millions of dollars last year.

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You think they give
a shit about us?

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Jus, just hear me out, okay?
'Cause I'm not a dumb guy.

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All right?
I know things. Ask me,

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ask me who's got the best
pitching staff in baseball,

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or ask me, ask me how
to rebuild a carburetor

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on a '71 Buick.
Ask me,

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ask me what icing is,
for Christ sakes.

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Make the point, Matty. The point is,

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where the hell's that
on the test?

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Because you learn
the rest in college.

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Look, I show up
for a job interview,

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there's a science geek,
there's a math nerd.

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Who's gonna get the job?

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The guy who can throw down
at the water cooler.

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The guy who's heard
the new Ataris disc.

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The guy, the guy who yakked

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in the backseat of your Cutlass
after the Radiohead show.

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Me. Me. That's me.
I get the job.

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I'm still seeing no point.

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The point is that
they are not playing fair.

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Why should we?

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I mean, we know where
the answers are, ETS.

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Maybe we should borrow them.

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You want to steal
the answers to the SAT?

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I mean, you have a talent, Kyle.

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What you can do
with a pencil and paper,

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I could never learn to do that.

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But they have a test that
you're never gonna pass.

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Matty, a lot of kids
struggle with the SAT.

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That doesn't
justify thievery. No?

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Did you see my dad's truck

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in the driveway
when you drove up?

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It's the, it's the one
with the large crapper

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on top of it.

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It doesn't say "Matthews
Septic" on it, Kyle.

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It says, "Matthews
and Sons Septic" on it.

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Look, if I don't
get into Maryland,

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my life is shit, literally.

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And it's not even my own shit.

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LARRY: Kyle. Oh, dude,
check this out.

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Listen. Listen.
Okay? Okay? Watch this.

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[DISSONANT CHORD] [BUZZES]

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[DISSONANT CHORD] [BUZZES]

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[HUMMING]

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Whoo! Whoo-hoo!

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Thank you,
Princeton, New Jersey!

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[LAUGHS]

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I did, uh, Smoke on the Water.

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[BUZZING]
You hear that?

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I'm worried about you, Kyle.

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One of these days,
you're gonna try

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to regain this
lost youth of yours

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and you're gonna go
headfirst into a shit pit.

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Is that what you're doing,

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living at home,
jamming with the dryer?

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I don't live at home, bro.
I live above the garage.

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It's a whole separate dwelling!

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I've got my own phone line.

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Hey, honey.

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You want to help me
grade assignments?

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We're teaching the kids
to bubble in.

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First graders? Mmm-hmm.

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Mom, most of these kids
can't even read yet.

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Well, I hate to say it,

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but there's more money for
the school in bubbling in

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than reading these days.

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ROY: Now he gets it.

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Just follow the money.

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Standardized testing
is taking over,

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and it starts
long before high school.

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Test scores go up...

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The schools get more cash.

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In some cases,
even the teachers get paid.

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It's enough to
piss you off. I mean,

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when you get the feeling
that everything's slipping away,

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that you're gonna be
left behind,

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desperate times

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call for desperate measures.

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[THUNDER RUMBLING][PANTING]

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Hey, Matty? If you wanted
to borrow the answers,

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how would you do it?

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The girl at ETS.

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The one the guard let pass...

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KYLE: You recognize her?

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Francesca Curtis.

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The web page girl?

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ROY: Francesca Curtis.

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Talk about your forbidden fruit.

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Hey.

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Do you guys know the name of
that kid with the Percocet addiction?

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Um...

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No? No?

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No, no, no?

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Um... No.

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Okay, um, if you have
something for my page,

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you have to write it down

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and slip it in my locker.

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I'll get back to you.

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Oh, no, we're, um...

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If you don't know
where my locker is,

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you're in way over
your heads. Sorry.

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MATTY: Actually...

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We had something else in mind.

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[CHEERING]

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So you guys are gonna
steal the SAT answers?

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Well...

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You should. You should.

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I mean, it's, it's anti-girl.

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It's anti...
A lot of shit.

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But it definitely
has girl issues.

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I mean, it underscores us
on the math and verbal.

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On top of that,
the college board

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settled a complaint last year

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that the PSAT
had a testicle bias

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for national merit scholarships.

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So you'll help us, then?

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Um... No.

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Why not?

260
00:12:49,294 --> 00:12:51,122
Well, gosh, Pacey,
maybe I don't think

261
00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:52,733
you and Dawson can pull
it off. Do you have a plan?

262
00:12:52,776 --> 00:12:53,560
We're working on it. Yeah, we're working on it.

263
00:12:54,212 --> 00:12:55,387
Oh. Oh. Okay.

264
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,390
You're wasting my time.

265
00:12:58,434 --> 00:13:00,610
Wait, wait. But don't
you find it ridiculous

266
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:02,960
that from day one
they tell us to be unique?

267
00:13:03,004 --> 00:13:04,222
They tell us to be individuals.

268
00:13:04,266 --> 00:13:05,659
Then they give us
a standardized test

269
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,704
that makes us all
one faceless herd?

270
00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:12,230
[CHEERING]

271
00:13:12,274 --> 00:13:13,101
CROWD: Desmond Rhodes,
superstar!

272
00:13:16,104 --> 00:13:18,149
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.

273
00:13:18,193 --> 00:13:19,977
$100 million a year.

274
00:13:20,021 --> 00:13:23,328
Probably 60 million of that
from girls alone. For what?

275
00:13:23,372 --> 00:13:24,939
To pick up a few stones
to throw at a bully

276
00:13:24,982 --> 00:13:26,723
that doesn't fight fair anyway?

277
00:13:26,767 --> 00:13:28,464
I mean, look around this place.

278
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,510
How many of these girls are
gonna get screwed by this test?

279
00:13:30,553 --> 00:13:32,381
What's that gonna do
to their self-esteem,

280
00:13:32,424 --> 00:13:34,818
on top of everything else
they have to deal with?

281
00:13:34,862 --> 00:13:36,037
You think you may be
kind of preaching

282
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,039
to the converted here? KYLE: I know I am.

283
00:13:38,082 --> 00:13:39,301
That's why we approached you.

284
00:13:40,041 --> 00:13:40,998
We need your help.

285
00:13:46,656 --> 00:13:48,179
What the hell.
It sounds like fun.

286
00:13:48,223 --> 00:13:49,137
[SIGHS]

287
00:13:50,921 --> 00:13:52,140
I told you.

288
00:14:00,322 --> 00:14:01,976
CROWD: Desmond Rhodes,
superstar!

289
00:14:03,847 --> 00:14:06,415
ROY: Desmond Rhodes,
all-city...

290
00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:07,808
But his grades are shitty.

291
00:14:12,682 --> 00:14:14,815
MAN: What do you think?

292
00:14:14,858 --> 00:14:16,425
I look good in red.
I was thinking

293
00:14:16,468 --> 00:14:19,602
more of a Philadelphia
76ers type red, though.

294
00:14:19,646 --> 00:14:20,690
Is that why you haven't
taken the SATs yet?

295
00:14:21,517 --> 00:14:22,300
The pros?

296
00:14:23,084 --> 00:14:23,911
Maybe.

297
00:14:24,955 --> 00:14:26,087
May I speak honestly?

298
00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:27,349
WOMAN: Please.
I wish you would.

299
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,921
Des, I want you to
come to St. John's

300
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,446
because the fact
of the matter is,

301
00:14:37,489 --> 00:14:38,926
your game is not ready.

302
00:14:40,536 --> 00:14:42,451
If you come with me,

303
00:14:42,494 --> 00:14:44,540
I'll do everything in my power

304
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,890
to get you to the NBA.

305
00:14:46,934 --> 00:14:49,676
But if God forbid
you don't make it,

306
00:14:49,719 --> 00:14:51,721
you're gonna have
a degree in one hand,

307
00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:53,636
and you're gonna be
prepared for life

308
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,507
after basketball.

309
00:14:55,551 --> 00:14:57,118
Now, you see, that's
what I'm talking about.

310
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,992
So where do we go from here?

311
00:15:02,036 --> 00:15:04,299
Well, that's up to you.

312
00:15:04,342 --> 00:15:06,823
You know, your
grade point average

313
00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:08,042
is a little bit on the low end

314
00:15:08,085 --> 00:15:09,521
for us
at St. John's,

315
00:15:09,565 --> 00:15:11,045
but we can work with that.

316
00:15:12,263 --> 00:15:13,830
What you need

317
00:15:13,874 --> 00:15:16,093
is you need 900 or
better on the SATs.

318
00:15:25,973 --> 00:15:28,410
Hey, Matty,
don't freak out, okay? [TOILET FLUSHES]

319
00:15:28,453 --> 00:15:29,367
About what? Just don't.

320
00:15:30,673 --> 00:15:31,369
I won't.
What's up?

321
00:15:34,459 --> 00:15:35,112
MATTY:
What are you doing?

322
00:15:36,070 --> 00:15:37,898
[SIGHS]

323
00:15:37,941 --> 00:15:39,508
You remember the photographer
at the basketball game?

324
00:15:40,596 --> 00:15:41,815
The girl at the baseline?

325
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:44,992
[CROWD CHEERING]

326
00:15:54,131 --> 00:15:55,698
You told Anna Ross?

327
00:15:55,742 --> 00:15:57,178
You said you wouldn't freak out.

328
00:15:57,221 --> 00:15:58,919
That was before I knew
you told the class brain.

329
00:15:58,962 --> 00:16:01,878
Yeah, well...
I'm sorry, Matty.

330
00:16:01,922 --> 00:16:03,271
You ever think maybe we're
not the only ones in this boat?

331
00:16:04,446 --> 00:16:05,926
What boat?

332
00:16:05,969 --> 00:16:07,841
It's Anna Ross! I know.

333
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,886
What do you, what, what, what...

334
00:16:11,018 --> 00:16:12,584
Well, what'd she say, anyway?

335
00:16:12,628 --> 00:16:14,935
You know, I don't even know you,

336
00:16:14,978 --> 00:16:17,720
but even if I did...

337
00:16:17,764 --> 00:16:19,983
What you're talking
about is wrong.

338
00:16:20,027 --> 00:16:21,332
It's, it's cheating.

339
00:16:21,376 --> 00:16:23,030
It's a victimless crime.

340
00:16:23,073 --> 00:16:24,771
Okay, hypothetical situation...

341
00:16:27,512 --> 00:16:28,688
You're driving, it's late.

342
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,039
You get to a red light
in the middle of nowhere.

343
00:16:32,082 --> 00:16:33,562
Do you run the light?

344
00:16:35,042 --> 00:16:36,130
You see? You don't.

345
00:16:37,522 --> 00:16:39,699
You wait. Because
a victimless crime

346
00:16:39,742 --> 00:16:41,091
is still a crime.

347
00:16:41,135 --> 00:16:43,006
It isn't worth it.

348
00:16:43,050 --> 00:16:45,052
Maybe it is.
Maybe I run it.

349
00:16:45,095 --> 00:16:46,227
It depends.

350
00:16:47,054 --> 00:16:48,098
On what?

351
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,712
Am I trying to get
somewhere important?

352
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,455
So she's in. She said no.

353
00:16:58,979 --> 00:17:00,328
Yeah, but
she knows about it. [SIGHS]

354
00:17:02,112 --> 00:17:03,200
Oh, you like this girl?

355
00:17:03,244 --> 00:17:04,593
[SCOFFS] Matt.

356
00:17:04,636 --> 00:17:06,551
No, no, no, no.
'Cause I could see

357
00:17:06,595 --> 00:17:08,075
you're trying
to get into her pants.

358
00:17:08,118 --> 00:17:09,293
Matt, it wasn't like that.

359
00:17:09,337 --> 00:17:10,251
I just got the feeling...

360
00:17:11,818 --> 00:17:12,906
Something just tells me

361
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,603
she needs this as bad as we do.

362
00:17:14,646 --> 00:17:17,345
Oh. Oh, okay,
something tells you.

363
00:17:17,388 --> 00:17:19,956
Something tells you
just to walk up

364
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,785
to Anna Ross and invite
her to break into ETS

365
00:17:22,829 --> 00:17:23,612
and steal the answers
to the SAT?

366
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,572
What, some inner voice
just signed off on this?

367
00:17:27,616 --> 00:17:28,965
Yeah, it did, all right, Matt?

368
00:17:29,009 --> 00:17:30,053
That is great, Kyle!

369
00:17:30,097 --> 00:17:31,011
MAN: Oh!

370
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,591
[EXHALING]

371
00:17:46,635 --> 00:17:47,636
[CHUCKLING]

372
00:17:49,594 --> 00:17:51,596
ROY: Hey, that's me!

373
00:18:17,274 --> 00:18:18,754
Just because they
keep getting younger

374
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,451
doesn't mean you will.

375
00:18:24,891 --> 00:18:26,457
WOMAN: Oh, here she is.

376
00:18:26,501 --> 00:18:27,850
The game run late, honey?

377
00:18:27,894 --> 00:18:29,460
Anna's the yearbook
photographer.

378
00:18:29,504 --> 00:18:31,027
Yeah. Yes. A little.

379
00:18:31,071 --> 00:18:32,637
Anna, this is Tom Hackett,

380
00:18:32,681 --> 00:18:34,857
an old friend, who might be
able to help us with Brown.

381
00:18:34,901 --> 00:18:36,206
Hi, Anna. It's
a pleasure to meet you.

382
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:37,077
Hi.

383
00:18:38,382 --> 00:18:39,644
Well, come on, honey, sit down.

384
00:18:39,688 --> 00:18:40,428
Let me get that.

385
00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:42,952
It's just her camera gear.

386
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:44,475
Ah. Hey, sweetheart.

387
00:18:44,519 --> 00:18:46,521
So, great. Great.

388
00:18:48,349 --> 00:18:49,654
[NERVOUS LAUGH]

389
00:18:50,525 --> 00:18:52,483
So, Anna, uh...

390
00:18:52,527 --> 00:18:54,442
What types of things are you
interested in besides photography?

391
00:18:54,485 --> 00:18:55,747
Oh, tell him about
the pledge drive

392
00:18:55,791 --> 00:18:56,923
you coordinated. Yeah. Yeah.

393
00:18:58,402 --> 00:19:00,709
We asked students
to sign a pledge

394
00:19:00,752 --> 00:19:01,841
to refrain from drug use...

395
00:19:01,884 --> 00:19:03,103
Yeah. It was
very successful.

396
00:19:04,452 --> 00:19:06,280
That's great.

397
00:19:06,323 --> 00:19:09,979
She's also involved in several
other community-related projects...

398
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:11,807
[VOICES FADES TO
INDISTINCT ECHOES]

399
00:19:16,594 --> 00:19:17,639
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

400
00:19:17,682 --> 00:19:19,728
Hey, kiddo.

401
00:19:19,771 --> 00:19:21,686
That went well. [CAR HORN HONKS]

402
00:19:21,730 --> 00:19:22,600
Oh, I guess we won.

403
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:24,472
[CHEERING]

404
00:19:24,515 --> 00:19:25,777
Yep, they did.

405
00:19:28,171 --> 00:19:29,390
You know, your father
and I have noticed the effort

406
00:19:29,433 --> 00:19:30,565
you've put into this re-test.

407
00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:34,221
What if I mess it up again?

408
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,571
You won't.

409
00:19:36,614 --> 00:19:37,572
You're gonna do great.

410
00:19:39,182 --> 00:19:40,662
We're really proud
of you, honey.

411
00:19:49,018 --> 00:19:49,845
[DIALING TELEPHONE]

412
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,373
Hi, who's this?

413
00:19:57,505 --> 00:19:59,289
Cleo.

414
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:00,943
I think I dialed
the wrong number,

415
00:20:00,987 --> 00:20:02,945
but you sound familiar.

416
00:20:02,989 --> 00:20:04,512
What's your
Thursday morning class?

417
00:20:06,035 --> 00:20:07,776
ME Lecture.
Mine, too.

418
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,345
Yeah. [CHUCKLES]

419
00:20:11,388 --> 00:20:13,347
Uh, well, listen, I won't
keep you any longer,

420
00:20:13,390 --> 00:20:15,915
but, um, oh, oh, hey,
before you go,

421
00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:18,482
my roommates and I are
having this discussion.

422
00:20:18,526 --> 00:20:20,571
Maybe you can help.

423
00:20:20,615 --> 00:20:22,443
Yeah, what's the lowest
SAT score

424
00:20:22,486 --> 00:20:24,924
you've ever heard of anyone
who's gotten into Brown?

425
00:20:32,235 --> 00:20:33,193
Thanks.

426
00:20:34,498 --> 00:20:35,325
[PHONE BEEPS]

427
00:20:45,031 --> 00:20:46,815
FRANCESCA: ETS has
the entire top floor.

428
00:20:46,858 --> 00:20:48,382
KYLE: Can you get
us up there?

429
00:20:48,425 --> 00:20:50,471
Well, probably, but, then what?

430
00:20:52,038 --> 00:20:53,561
[SIGHS] I don't know,

431
00:20:53,604 --> 00:20:55,215
but we're not talking
about a big heist, okay?

432
00:20:55,258 --> 00:20:57,391
It's as easy as getting in,

433
00:20:57,434 --> 00:21:00,350
finding the answers, making
a copy, and getting out.

434
00:21:00,394 --> 00:21:01,264
We've just gotta think
of the easiest way to do it.

435
00:21:01,308 --> 00:21:02,483
[CROW CAWING]

436
00:21:02,526 --> 00:21:03,658
[ROY IMITATING CROW]

437
00:21:04,659 --> 00:21:05,486
[CAWING] [IMITATES CAWING]

438
00:21:10,012 --> 00:21:11,274
[LAUGHING]

439
00:21:14,538 --> 00:21:16,323
You've assembled
a crack team, chief.

440
00:21:16,366 --> 00:21:18,368
Well, what was I
supposed to do, Matty?

441
00:21:18,412 --> 00:21:19,369
He knows everything.
He threatened to bust us.

442
00:21:20,544 --> 00:21:22,416
So does Anna Ross,
but she's not here.

443
00:21:22,459 --> 00:21:23,199
You told Anna Ross?

444
00:21:24,853 --> 00:21:27,987
Yeah. He had
a feeling about her.

445
00:21:28,030 --> 00:21:28,944
Hey, was the feeling
anywhere near your crotch?

446
00:21:29,423 --> 00:21:30,250
[LAUGHS]

447
00:21:33,731 --> 00:21:35,690
Hey, guys... ROY: All right.

448
00:21:35,733 --> 00:21:37,083
I have an idea.

449
00:21:41,696 --> 00:21:43,872
FRANCESCA: The mail room
services the entire building.

450
00:21:43,915 --> 00:21:45,047
They hire a lot of guys
straight out of high school.

451
00:21:46,962 --> 00:21:48,268
They won't know you.
Just...

452
00:21:48,311 --> 00:21:49,747
Act like you own the place.

453
00:21:49,791 --> 00:21:51,836
Yeah, easy for you
to say. You do.

454
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,665
You want to know what
we're up against or not?

455
00:21:54,709 --> 00:21:55,753
You'll be fine.
[GIGGLES]

456
00:21:58,278 --> 00:21:59,322
Cornell still worth it?

457
00:21:59,366 --> 00:22:01,020
Yeah. Sandy?

458
00:22:01,063 --> 00:22:01,977
Yeah.

459
00:22:03,152 --> 00:22:04,675
Good. Good.

460
00:22:04,719 --> 00:22:05,850
'Cause we're in it now.

461
00:22:05,894 --> 00:22:06,938
[ELEVATOR DINGS]

462
00:22:23,868 --> 00:22:24,565
Can I help you?

463
00:22:27,611 --> 00:22:29,265
These are the new
mail room slaves.

464
00:22:29,309 --> 00:22:32,007
Ha! You guys forgot
your badges.

465
00:22:32,877 --> 00:22:34,401
Losers!

466
00:22:34,444 --> 00:22:35,315
Let's go.
Pay attention!

467
00:22:42,887 --> 00:22:45,064
Roy, what the hell
are you doing here?

468
00:22:45,107 --> 00:22:46,456
You mean other than
bailing you out?

469
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:47,501
How did you get in here?

470
00:22:48,632 --> 00:22:50,678
[CHUCKLES]
I'm the ghost, man.

471
00:22:50,721 --> 00:22:52,810
By the way, just so you know,

472
00:22:52,854 --> 00:22:55,291
mail pickup...
Was this morning.

473
00:22:56,553 --> 00:22:57,641
Mmm-ahhh!

474
00:23:20,882 --> 00:23:21,491
Waiting till
the last minute, huh?

475
00:23:22,710 --> 00:23:23,711
Hey.

476
00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:26,714
Take a look at that.

477
00:23:29,978 --> 00:23:31,371
Nice. Thanks, eh?

478
00:23:36,158 --> 00:23:37,725
You think you could
help me with that?

479
00:23:37,768 --> 00:23:38,552
Photography?

480
00:23:40,554 --> 00:23:41,468
No. That.

481
00:23:44,949 --> 00:23:47,300
No, I can't.

482
00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:49,128
Come on, Anna.

483
00:23:49,171 --> 00:23:50,564
For me? You ever heard
of the term

484
00:23:50,607 --> 00:23:52,087
"stereotype vulnerability"?

485
00:23:53,436 --> 00:23:56,004
It means that some students
do badly on the SAT

486
00:23:56,047 --> 00:23:58,572
only because they know
they're expected to.

487
00:23:58,615 --> 00:23:59,747
Yeah, well,
I'll tell you something

488
00:23:59,790 --> 00:24:01,096
about stereotype vulnerability.

489
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,750
If you mess up on the SAT test,

490
00:24:02,793 --> 00:24:05,100
you gotta live with it.
Your parents, maybe.

491
00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:07,624
But if I do, I gotta read
about it in USA Today,

492
00:24:07,668 --> 00:24:09,148
"Desmond Rhodes
is a dumbass."

493
00:24:11,628 --> 00:24:14,631
You know, just because
I play ball...

494
00:24:14,675 --> 00:24:16,111
Teachers been letting me
slide through since, like, forever.

495
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,376
I'm not trying to say it's
their fault, 'cause it's not.

496
00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:21,116
I did what I did.

497
00:24:23,466 --> 00:24:26,208
If there was some way I could
just get around this one thing...

498
00:24:28,732 --> 00:24:30,430
It all means more to me now.

499
00:24:30,473 --> 00:24:31,779
That's all I'm trying to say.

500
00:24:40,657 --> 00:24:41,615
Excuse me. Huh?

501
00:24:43,094 --> 00:24:44,400
Who are you? Uh...

502
00:24:45,445 --> 00:24:46,489
Who am I?

503
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:48,012
Who are you?

504
00:24:48,752 --> 00:24:50,101
This is my office.

505
00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:52,800
Ah. Oh, yeah.

506
00:24:53,670 --> 00:24:56,238
I'm from the mail room.

507
00:24:56,282 --> 00:24:58,284
Well, do you have
something for me?

508
00:24:59,241 --> 00:25:00,634
[CLEARS THROAT]
Yeah.

509
00:25:03,289 --> 00:25:04,507
Well, could you give it to me?

510
00:25:05,943 --> 00:25:06,988
Yes, I can.

511
00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:10,296
Oops.

512
00:25:11,079 --> 00:25:11,906
My bad.

513
00:25:13,995 --> 00:25:15,388
Let me get that for
you. [CHUCKLES]

514
00:25:20,610 --> 00:25:21,829
Anything else I can do for you,

515
00:25:22,612 --> 00:25:24,048
while I'm down here?

516
00:25:25,093 --> 00:25:26,529
Huh?

517
00:25:26,573 --> 00:25:28,227
Huh, yeah...

518
00:25:35,538 --> 00:25:37,018
MAN: Hey, hey, you.

519
00:25:38,106 --> 00:25:39,238
Yeah, copy room, right?

520
00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:41,936
Uh, right. Right.

521
00:25:41,979 --> 00:25:42,980
Great.

522
00:25:44,547 --> 00:25:46,201
I need two copies
of this on rush.

523
00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:47,942
One comes back to me,
one goes to Ann Clark,

524
00:25:47,985 --> 00:25:49,422
and the master goes to
510 for filing. Got it?

525
00:25:51,032 --> 00:25:51,989
Sure.

526
00:25:53,034 --> 00:25:54,035
Great.

527
00:26:01,608 --> 00:26:02,696
Hey! Whoa!

528
00:26:04,306 --> 00:26:05,525
What are you doing?

529
00:26:05,568 --> 00:26:06,221
Casing the joint, right?

530
00:26:07,875 --> 00:26:08,702
You...

531
00:26:10,573 --> 00:26:12,532
Oh, thank you.
Here.

532
00:26:12,575 --> 00:26:14,360
No, no, no, no. If we take
it, they might get suspicious.

533
00:26:14,403 --> 00:26:14,925
They could change it
by next Saturday.

534
00:26:21,758 --> 00:26:22,542
BOTH: Copy it.

535
00:26:25,719 --> 00:26:27,111
[BEEPS] [SIGHS]

536
00:26:27,155 --> 00:26:28,765
Say hello to your future, Matty.

537
00:26:28,809 --> 00:26:29,766
[BEEPS]

538
00:26:45,956 --> 00:26:48,611
MATTY: Septic And Toilets,
SAT.

539
00:26:48,655 --> 00:26:50,613
KYLE: Come on, man,
it was a good run.

540
00:26:50,657 --> 00:26:53,442
What run?
There was no run.

541
00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:55,488
Yeah, well, whatever
it was, it's over.

542
00:26:58,665 --> 00:27:00,319
ROY: Francesca was right.

543
00:27:00,362 --> 00:27:01,755
We were screwed.

544
00:27:02,625 --> 00:27:03,844
Oh... [SIGHS]

545
00:27:05,149 --> 00:27:06,368
Well, at least she
didn't bring the cops.

546
00:27:09,023 --> 00:27:10,851
ROY: Or maybe not.

547
00:27:15,769 --> 00:27:17,988
If I wanted to do
what we talked about...

548
00:27:20,121 --> 00:27:22,645
Will you need to know why?

549
00:27:22,689 --> 00:27:24,952
No, but I don't think that's
gonna be possible now.

550
00:27:26,867 --> 00:27:27,737
Oh.

551
00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:30,784
Hey, can I ask you something?

552
00:27:31,959 --> 00:27:33,874
Why'd you bail on your exam?

553
00:27:33,917 --> 00:27:34,962
I didn't.

554
00:27:36,180 --> 00:27:37,617
I saw your answer sheet.

555
00:27:37,660 --> 00:27:38,444
It was practically blank.

556
00:27:43,971 --> 00:27:45,973
I was doing fine at first,

557
00:27:47,191 --> 00:27:48,192
then I came to a story question.

558
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,980
A woman boards a train
in New York at midnight.

559
00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:56,592
Three hours later,
a man also boards.

560
00:27:58,507 --> 00:27:59,552
For some reason,
I couldn't get past it.

561
00:28:01,423 --> 00:28:03,904
Where was this woman going?
Why was she alone?

562
00:28:03,947 --> 00:28:05,427
PROCTOR: Time!

563
00:28:05,471 --> 00:28:07,211
I know it probably sounds crazy,

564
00:28:07,255 --> 00:28:08,169
but it just hit home for me,

565
00:28:09,910 --> 00:28:11,302
and I wanted to be on that train

566
00:28:11,346 --> 00:28:14,305
and just be gone somewhere.

567
00:28:18,135 --> 00:28:19,659
I guess I just froze.

568
00:28:22,270 --> 00:28:24,315
When I got home, I realized

569
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:26,448
how disappointed
my parents would be.

570
00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:31,584
I need to do great on this test.

571
00:28:32,846 --> 00:28:35,109
Yeah.

572
00:28:35,152 --> 00:28:37,546
Well, like I said... If it's money you want,
we can pay you.

573
00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:38,895
No, it's not money, it's...

574
00:28:39,722 --> 00:28:40,680
We?

575
00:28:42,943 --> 00:28:45,598
Yeah, there's
someone else besides me.

576
00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:47,382
[SIGHS] Please...

577
00:28:48,122 --> 00:28:49,297
Don't say no.

578
00:28:54,302 --> 00:28:55,869
Yes!

579
00:28:55,912 --> 00:28:57,610
No! Come on, Matt.

580
00:28:57,653 --> 00:28:59,568
What in the hell
is wrong with you?

581
00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:01,396
It's one more person. It's Desmond Rhodes!

582
00:29:02,832 --> 00:29:04,094
Besides, I heard
he was going pro.

583
00:29:04,138 --> 00:29:05,574
Nah, man.

584
00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:07,315
He's not strong enough
to be a four,

585
00:29:07,358 --> 00:29:08,751
not quick enough to be a three.

586
00:29:08,795 --> 00:29:10,274
Besides, he's got no left hand,

587
00:29:10,318 --> 00:29:11,754
and his mid-range game
needs work.

588
00:29:12,973 --> 00:29:14,278
I don't see it.

589
00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:19,109
I mean, Anna Ross,
that's bad enough,

590
00:29:19,153 --> 00:29:21,198
but do you know how
high-profile Desmond Rhodes is?

591
00:29:21,242 --> 00:29:23,723
Well, he knows about it
and he wants in.

592
00:29:23,766 --> 00:29:25,768
Anna says he needs it
and we can trust him.

593
00:29:25,812 --> 00:29:27,683
Anna says he needs it.

594
00:29:27,727 --> 00:29:29,424
What are we, a
frickin' soup kitchen?

595
00:29:29,468 --> 00:29:30,556
[CHUCKLES]

596
00:29:32,862 --> 00:29:34,647
Which brings me
to point number two.

597
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:36,431
Last I heard, we had
no way of doing this.

598
00:29:39,129 --> 00:29:40,217
I've been thinking about that.

599
00:29:48,965 --> 00:29:50,750
Hey. Hey.

600
00:29:50,793 --> 00:29:52,229
Was your father suspicious?

601
00:29:52,273 --> 00:29:53,622
Oh, no.
To be suspicious

602
00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:54,449
he'd have to be interested.

603
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,194
Um, there are
security codes, too.

604
00:30:00,237 --> 00:30:02,588
They gotta supply
the building owner

605
00:30:02,631 --> 00:30:03,458
with a copy in case
of an emergency.

606
00:30:04,677 --> 00:30:05,721
Yeah, I can get 'em. Okay.

607
00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:10,204
Okay. Okay.

608
00:30:10,247 --> 00:30:11,292
I will see you Tuesday.

609
00:30:12,815 --> 00:30:14,034
Okay, I'll see you Tuesday.

610
00:30:16,558 --> 00:30:18,473
Francesca. Yeah?

611
00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:20,475
That bad, huh? My father?

612
00:30:21,998 --> 00:30:24,523
No. Whatever.
I mean, you know.

613
00:30:24,566 --> 00:30:26,002
Poor little rich girl thing's

614
00:30:26,046 --> 00:30:27,351
a little played out,
don't you think?

615
00:30:27,395 --> 00:30:28,744
It's, like, the oldest
story in the world, isn't it?

616
00:30:30,093 --> 00:30:30,920
Not the true story.

617
00:30:38,145 --> 00:30:39,668
All right.
I'll see you on Tuesday.

618
00:30:39,712 --> 00:30:40,843
I will see you Tuesday.

619
00:30:40,887 --> 00:30:41,757
Bye.

620
00:30:44,891 --> 00:30:47,110
ROY: And sometimes
it's that easy.

621
00:30:52,855 --> 00:30:54,814
Shit happens.
People join the cause.

622
00:31:02,473 --> 00:31:04,606
And you find yourself
moving towards something

623
00:31:04,650 --> 00:31:06,129
you didn't plan on approaching.

624
00:31:07,609 --> 00:31:09,568
Only by the time
we were aware of it,

625
00:31:09,611 --> 00:31:12,222
the plans of one
become the plans of six.

626
00:31:16,531 --> 00:31:18,838
And the plans of six become one.

627
00:31:24,104 --> 00:31:26,585
Hey. We're eating. [CELL PHONE RINGS]

628
00:31:28,891 --> 00:31:30,763
Yeah.

629
00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:32,808
Boy, what's up!
[LAUGHING][MUSIC PLAYING]

630
00:31:33,417 --> 00:31:34,244
Who is this?

631
00:31:35,028 --> 00:31:36,029
It's Roy,

632
00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:38,118
from the SAT thing.

633
00:31:39,162 --> 00:31:40,424
How did you get this number?

634
00:31:40,468 --> 00:31:41,687
I'm the ghost, man.

635
00:31:42,252 --> 00:31:43,558
Give it to me.

636
00:31:47,518 --> 00:31:48,868
Who's calling, please? What?

637
00:31:50,130 --> 00:31:50,870
[MUSIC STOPS]

638
00:31:52,523 --> 00:31:56,005
Oh. It's, um, Roy.

639
00:31:56,049 --> 00:31:59,269
Well, Roy,
this is our dinner time.

640
00:31:59,313 --> 00:32:00,357
We don't interrupt
your dinner time, do we?

641
00:32:01,663 --> 00:32:04,405
Well, I don't have dinner time.

642
00:32:04,448 --> 00:32:06,233
Well, that's a shame.

643
00:32:06,276 --> 00:32:08,235
Now, do you have some
business with my son?

644
00:32:08,278 --> 00:32:10,237
Uh, well, I am,

645
00:32:11,151 --> 00:32:13,109
at this time,

646
00:32:13,153 --> 00:32:14,894
assisting him

647
00:32:14,937 --> 00:32:18,332
in his SAT exam preparations.

648
00:32:19,942 --> 00:32:22,249
And I was wondering

649
00:32:22,292 --> 00:32:24,730
if he could possibly

650
00:32:25,774 --> 00:32:27,254
pick me up this evening,

651
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:31,127
as I am currently

652
00:32:31,171 --> 00:32:32,912
without transportation.

653
00:32:34,478 --> 00:32:36,742
Oh, SAT...

654
00:32:36,785 --> 00:32:37,656
Well, there's hope
for you yet, Roy.

655
00:32:39,222 --> 00:32:41,398
Um, why don't
you give me that address?

656
00:32:41,442 --> 00:32:43,270
I appreciate that, ma'am.

657
00:32:43,313 --> 00:32:44,619
And, uh...

658
00:32:45,794 --> 00:32:48,275
Uh, may I say

659
00:32:48,318 --> 00:32:51,060
that you have
an attractive voice.

660
00:32:52,366 --> 00:32:53,323
[CHUCKLES] It's, uh,

661
00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:56,065
very pleasant.

662
00:32:56,109 --> 00:32:58,459
Uh, young sounding.

663
00:32:58,502 --> 00:33:01,984
Mmm-hmm.
The address, please. 4207,

664
00:33:02,028 --> 00:33:04,857
Triumph Street.
With a "T." Triumph.

665
00:33:06,032 --> 00:33:07,120
All right.
He'll be there.

666
00:33:08,077 --> 00:33:09,339
Thank you, Roy.

667
00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:10,863
Oh, God.

668
00:33:12,168 --> 00:33:12,952
Be on time.

669
00:33:18,435 --> 00:33:19,480
[GIGGLING]

670
00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:26,487
Francesca, Tiffany.

671
00:33:26,530 --> 00:33:27,967
Tiffany, my
daughter Francesca.Hi.

672
00:33:29,055 --> 00:33:30,143
Hmm. Peace.

673
00:33:31,144 --> 00:33:32,145
Peace.

674
00:33:34,190 --> 00:33:35,235
Oh, no.

675
00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:39,021
P-I-E-C-E. You.

676
00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:42,198
[SOFTLY] No.
She's just kidding.

677
00:33:47,334 --> 00:33:48,814
ROY: Dawg, cool.

678
00:33:49,815 --> 00:33:51,164
All right.
Oh, my socks.

679
00:33:54,341 --> 00:33:55,995
[GIGGLES]

680
00:33:56,822 --> 00:33:57,823
[HIP HOP SONG PLAYING]

681
00:33:58,519 --> 00:33:59,825
Aw, sweet!

682
00:34:01,652 --> 00:34:03,350
What school gave you this?

683
00:34:06,005 --> 00:34:06,788
It's my uncle's ride, man.

684
00:34:08,268 --> 00:34:09,617
Then what school
gave it to your uncle?

685
00:34:12,098 --> 00:34:13,447
Why in the hell you call
yourself the ghost?

686
00:34:13,490 --> 00:34:15,884
At school, man.

687
00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:17,407
I hear things and I see things,

688
00:34:18,495 --> 00:34:19,758
but nobody hears or sees me.

689
00:34:21,063 --> 00:34:22,848
You think.

690
00:34:22,891 --> 00:34:24,327
Well, I got your
cell number, didn't I? So?

691
00:34:25,111 --> 00:34:26,242
[CHUCKLES]

692
00:34:27,243 --> 00:34:28,244
You got mine?

693
00:34:30,420 --> 00:34:31,378
Ah.

694
00:34:32,161 --> 00:34:33,684
This fool is crazy.

695
00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:36,252
[TURNS MUSIC UP]

696
00:34:37,601 --> 00:34:38,951
[TURNS MUSIC DOWN] Don't touch my shit.

697
00:34:43,738 --> 00:34:45,609
8:00. So you're
absolutely positive

698
00:34:45,653 --> 00:34:47,263
your brother's not
gonna be there, right?

699
00:34:47,307 --> 00:34:48,569
Don't worry, Matty. We
got the place to ourselves.

700
00:34:48,612 --> 00:34:49,744
He promised. You sure?

701
00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:51,006
Yeah.

702
00:34:51,050 --> 00:34:52,442
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]

703
00:34:54,270 --> 00:34:55,271
Oh, shit!

704
00:34:57,883 --> 00:35:00,146
Oh, that's my brother.
Hey! Ooh!

705
00:35:00,189 --> 00:35:01,016
[LAUGHS]

706
00:35:03,323 --> 00:35:05,629
What's going on?
Salud. Salud.

707
00:35:05,673 --> 00:35:08,284
Oh, sorry, bro. Hope it
comes out. What's up?

708
00:35:08,328 --> 00:35:09,982
Larry, what the hell is this?

709
00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:11,984
You said we could
have the place tonight.

710
00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:13,289
Was that supposed to be tonight?

711
00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:16,075
'Cause tonight is wine tasting,

712
00:35:16,118 --> 00:35:16,902
wine-tasting Tuesday.

713
00:35:18,512 --> 00:35:19,382
ROY: A-ha!
What's up?

714
00:35:20,601 --> 00:35:21,776
[LAUGHTER]

715
00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:23,909
Oh, yeah!

716
00:35:25,171 --> 00:35:26,476
Wow. What's this?

717
00:35:27,303 --> 00:35:28,783
Wine-tasting Tuesday.

718
00:35:29,610 --> 00:35:31,090
Hmm, nice. Whoa. Whoa.

719
00:35:31,133 --> 00:35:32,265
[CHUCKLES]

720
00:35:32,308 --> 00:35:33,788
Look, Larry. Larry.

721
00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:34,833
Hmm? You promised.

722
00:35:36,573 --> 00:35:37,923
Yeah, I know.

723
00:35:39,663 --> 00:35:41,317
But maybe we can
do it next Tuesday.

724
00:35:43,929 --> 00:35:44,886
All right, this is ETS.

725
00:35:47,671 --> 00:35:49,848
This is so cute, this whole
thing you're going through.

726
00:35:51,501 --> 00:35:52,981
I'm sorry.

727
00:35:53,025 --> 00:35:54,417
There was a misunderstanding.

728
00:35:54,461 --> 00:35:55,114
Man, what the hell
is she typing?

729
00:35:56,724 --> 00:35:57,812
I'm just taking notes.

730
00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:59,422
All right. This is ETS.

731
00:36:00,684 --> 00:36:01,555
FRANCESCA:
Who took that photo?

732
00:36:02,251 --> 00:36:03,252
Uh, Anna took it.

733
00:36:04,384 --> 00:36:05,298
Oh.

734
00:36:07,256 --> 00:36:09,476
I'm not sure I'm
comfortable with this.

735
00:36:11,130 --> 00:36:13,045
Oh, you look comfortable in
your Old Navy cotton pullover.

736
00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:13,654
You gotta get this look.

737
00:36:16,135 --> 00:36:17,701
Did I do something?

738
00:36:17,745 --> 00:36:19,703
Yeah, you did something.
You got a 4.0 GPA.

739
00:36:19,747 --> 00:36:20,661
Francesca, just stop it,
all right?

740
00:36:22,271 --> 00:36:25,448
[SIGHS] Do you know what
the fatal flaw is for most heists?

741
00:36:25,492 --> 00:36:27,973
Hmm? It's trusting
the team.

742
00:36:28,016 --> 00:36:30,192
So excuse me for being a bitch,

743
00:36:30,236 --> 00:36:32,020
but I'd like to know why
the valedictorian is here.

744
00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:34,805
I'm not the
valedictorian. I'm second.

745
00:36:34,849 --> 00:36:36,242
Oh, that explains everything.

746
00:36:36,285 --> 00:36:38,287
Everyone has their reasons
for being here.

747
00:36:38,331 --> 00:36:41,377
We don't need to
know them. Really? I think we do.

748
00:36:41,421 --> 00:36:43,597
It'll be like that scene in The
Breakfast Club where they all get stoned

749
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,381
and make confessions
to each other. Ah, sweet.

750
00:36:45,425 --> 00:36:46,687
MATTY:
Maybe we should.

751
00:36:48,254 --> 00:36:50,343
Maybe we should all say
exactly why we're here.

752
00:36:50,386 --> 00:36:51,692
Kyle said we wouldn't
have to, so...

753
00:36:51,735 --> 00:36:53,520
Well, I think we do,
so, I'll start.

754
00:36:54,825 --> 00:36:57,741
[DEEP SIGH] I'm here
to make new friends.

755
00:36:57,785 --> 00:36:58,394
And for the wine, of course.

756
00:37:00,048 --> 00:37:01,876
How about you, superstar?

757
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,008
I'm here 'cause
the SAT is racist.

758
00:37:05,184 --> 00:37:07,403
Well, that didn't
take long, now, did it?

759
00:37:07,447 --> 00:37:09,144
Oh, you don't think so?

760
00:37:09,188 --> 00:37:11,146
Who created the test?
Rich white guys.

761
00:37:11,190 --> 00:37:12,452
[GRUNTS] Who scores the highest
on the test?

762
00:37:12,495 --> 00:37:15,063
ROY: Asian chicks.

763
00:37:15,107 --> 00:37:17,979
Middle-class Asian girls who watch
less than an hour of television a day.

764
00:37:18,023 --> 00:37:19,546
They can't drive,

765
00:37:19,589 --> 00:37:22,679
but they can take the shit
out of the SAT, huh?

766
00:37:22,723 --> 00:37:24,246
DESMOND: Whatever.
Why are you here?

767
00:37:24,290 --> 00:37:25,726
Uh, 'cause I'm not smart enough

768
00:37:25,769 --> 00:37:27,293
to get the score that I need,

769
00:37:27,336 --> 00:37:29,164
as opposed to being this genius

770
00:37:29,208 --> 00:37:30,992
who's being screwed
by the man. Matty...

771
00:37:31,036 --> 00:37:33,168
It is, you know. It's
unfair to certain groups.

772
00:37:33,212 --> 00:37:34,865
It is. Like kiss-ass
valedictorians.

773
00:37:34,909 --> 00:37:36,476
I'm not the valedictorian.

774
00:37:36,519 --> 00:37:37,607
Oh, right.
You're second.

775
00:37:37,651 --> 00:37:38,217
All right!
Enough, okay?

776
00:37:38,913 --> 00:37:40,654
[SIGHS]

777
00:37:40,697 --> 00:37:41,960
KYLE: This is the
floor plan for the tower

778
00:37:42,003 --> 00:37:44,266
that houses the regional
ETS office, okay?

779
00:37:44,310 --> 00:37:45,702
This is the hardware schedule

780
00:37:45,746 --> 00:37:47,226
that tells the specs
of security cameras

781
00:37:47,269 --> 00:37:49,793
that are here,
here, here, and here.

782
00:37:49,837 --> 00:37:51,752
Mmm. It's fruity,
and yet woody.

783
00:37:51,795 --> 00:37:53,232
KYLE: Roy!

784
00:37:53,275 --> 00:37:55,016
Pay attention.
Please.

785
00:37:57,192 --> 00:37:59,325
Now, Francesca has the
codes to all the locks inside ETS,

786
00:37:59,368 --> 00:38:01,153
and we know where
the test answers are filed. Shit...

787
00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:02,719
So if you guys think
that we can somehow... [CELL PHONE RINGS]

788
00:38:04,112 --> 00:38:05,374
Yeah.

789
00:38:05,418 --> 00:38:08,029
Yo. Is this thing hemp?

790
00:38:08,073 --> 00:38:10,162
This is never
gonna work. It'll be okay.

791
00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:12,338
Oh, yeah. Yeah,
we're gonna be great.

792
00:38:12,381 --> 00:38:13,992
I mean, all-state's phone is
ringing off the hook here, and...

793
00:38:16,342 --> 00:38:18,126
[LIGHTER CLICKING] Roy's trying to smoke
Larry's comforter.

794
00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:19,214
Hey, Roy! Roy!

795
00:38:20,824 --> 00:38:22,087
I'm serious. You're
about out of here.

796
00:38:22,130 --> 00:38:24,437
Shit. Shit!

797
00:38:25,394 --> 00:38:26,917
You need some help with that?

798
00:38:26,961 --> 00:38:29,268
Mmm, no, not unless you
can encode Visual Basic.

799
00:38:30,573 --> 00:38:31,966
[CELL PHONE RINGS]

800
00:38:32,488 --> 00:38:33,402
DESMOND: Yeah.

801
00:38:37,580 --> 00:38:39,321
There. What did you do?

802
00:38:40,453 --> 00:38:42,107
I don't know.

803
00:38:42,150 --> 00:38:44,022
Some shit with
the dynamic variables.

804
00:38:47,025 --> 00:38:48,591
So we gonna do this or what?

805
00:38:48,635 --> 00:38:50,245
Yeah, we're gonna do this.

806
00:38:50,289 --> 00:38:51,681
How about you turn your phone
off and start paying attention?

807
00:38:51,725 --> 00:38:53,031
You got a problem with me?

808
00:38:53,074 --> 00:38:55,685
No, I got a problem with
anybody who puts us at risk.

809
00:38:55,729 --> 00:38:57,296
So you think it's me? Fine.
I don't need this shit no way.

810
00:38:59,385 --> 00:39:01,343
DESMOND: Anna,
you down with this? Uh...

811
00:39:01,387 --> 00:39:03,302
You guys see Desmond
on TV this weekend?

812
00:39:06,131 --> 00:39:07,132
Playing for
St. John's?

813
00:39:09,612 --> 00:39:11,310
Took 25 and 10
off North Carolina.

814
00:39:15,009 --> 00:39:17,098
Matty, you saw it, right?

815
00:39:17,142 --> 00:39:18,882
You were at your apartment
with Sandy in Maryland.

816
00:39:21,711 --> 00:39:23,844
I missed it.
I had a date.

817
00:39:25,933 --> 00:39:27,978
But my roommate at Brown
is a big sports fan

818
00:39:28,022 --> 00:39:28,892
and she said
it was pretty great.

819
00:39:28,936 --> 00:39:29,545
KYLE: You know what?
It was.

820
00:39:31,243 --> 00:39:33,201
I saw the whole thing
from my Cornell dorm room.

821
00:39:35,029 --> 00:39:36,944
Roy, you had money on it.

822
00:39:36,987 --> 00:39:39,425
Well, I hope
you covered the spread.

823
00:39:39,468 --> 00:39:41,296
We can do this. Okay?

824
00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:43,603
We can all get where
each one of us wants to go.

825
00:39:43,646 --> 00:39:45,344
But we have got to
trust each other.

826
00:39:47,346 --> 00:39:49,609
You talk a good game,

827
00:39:49,652 --> 00:39:52,090
but I think your mom's
gonna come in with snacks.

828
00:39:52,133 --> 00:39:53,395
This is serious.

829
00:39:55,223 --> 00:39:56,006
Some of us got a lot to lose.

830
00:39:57,356 --> 00:40:00,010
Uh, I think that we all
have a lot to lose.

831
00:40:00,054 --> 00:40:02,752
All right, fair enough.
Just hear me out.

832
00:40:02,796 --> 00:40:04,667
Anyone who doesn't
like the plan can walk.

833
00:40:12,762 --> 00:40:13,676
Okay.

834
00:40:15,287 --> 00:40:16,375
All right.

835
00:40:19,639 --> 00:40:21,206
Friday afternoon, Francesca
will enter through the lobby.

836
00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:25,558
The same as any other Friday.

837
00:40:27,734 --> 00:40:29,388
Then, she'll make
appointments for me and Matty

838
00:40:29,431 --> 00:40:30,606
with her dad's firm.

839
00:40:33,392 --> 00:40:34,741
Well, what if he recognizes you?

840
00:40:35,785 --> 00:40:36,917
He won't recognize me.

841
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:37,918
Oh, he might.

842
00:40:42,488 --> 00:40:43,489
[PEOPLE SHOUTING][ALARM BLARING]

843
00:40:46,274 --> 00:40:47,014
MAN: Hands up!

844
00:40:48,842 --> 00:40:49,756
He won't recognize me.

845
00:40:50,974 --> 00:40:52,193
All right, once I'm up and in,

846
00:40:52,237 --> 00:40:53,716
Matty's gonna sign in
and join us

847
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:54,630
in Francesca's father's office.

848
00:40:58,678 --> 00:41:00,419
Where am I gonna be?

849
00:41:00,462 --> 00:41:02,072
You're waiting
in the woods nearby.

850
00:41:03,422 --> 00:41:04,640
With that big-ass crow?

851
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:07,687
[CAWING] [CAWS]

852
00:41:10,429 --> 00:41:11,212
Ahhh!

853
00:41:12,257 --> 00:41:13,475
[SHUDDERING] Alone?

854
00:41:13,519 --> 00:41:14,520
No, with Desmond and Anna.

855
00:41:15,651 --> 00:41:16,522
Ah.

856
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:19,960
ANNA: Oh, Roy!

857
00:41:20,003 --> 00:41:21,004
ROY: Yeah, baby!
You feel that?

858
00:41:21,048 --> 00:41:22,354
[GRUNTING]

859
00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:25,357
[GRUNTING]

860
00:41:29,578 --> 00:41:30,884
Oh, give it to me, Roy.

861
00:41:30,927 --> 00:41:31,972
Who's your daddy now?
Come on!

862
00:41:34,801 --> 00:41:36,977
Maybe we should all go together.

863
00:41:37,020 --> 00:41:38,587
KYLE: No, we need you
guys outside on the perimeter

864
00:41:38,631 --> 00:41:39,980
for when the night guard
makes his rounds.

865
00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:43,288
Now, their rotation
isn't really precise,

866
00:41:43,331 --> 00:41:45,159
and we're gonna be using
flashlights inside.

867
00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:46,900
So we'll watch out for the guards
to make sure you cut 'em off.

868
00:41:46,943 --> 00:41:48,902
KYLE: Right.
Exactly. Exactly.

869
00:41:48,945 --> 00:41:51,383
Now, inside, Francesca's
gonna ask the night security guard

870
00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:53,776
to disconnect the alarm
on the rear stairwell door,

871
00:41:53,820 --> 00:41:55,517
saying she has boxes
to unload from her car,

872
00:41:55,561 --> 00:41:56,823
something she's done
in the past.

873
00:42:00,740 --> 00:42:01,784
GUARD: Hold it right there.

874
00:42:11,054 --> 00:42:12,142
[GRUNTS]

875
00:42:33,512 --> 00:42:34,991
KYLE: Matty and I have
about 20 seconds

876
00:42:35,035 --> 00:42:36,384
to get inside the stairwell

877
00:42:36,428 --> 00:42:38,168
before the guard returns
to the front desk

878
00:42:38,212 --> 00:42:39,518
and his security bank
of monitors.

879
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:42,912
We'll take the stairs
to the roof

880
00:42:42,956 --> 00:42:44,871
and wait for Francesca's
key card.

881
00:42:46,351 --> 00:42:48,527
From here we're almost home.

882
00:42:48,570 --> 00:42:49,963
We get in, we get the answers,

883
00:42:50,006 --> 00:42:51,181
and we get out.

884
00:42:52,966 --> 00:42:54,750
Shortly after midnight,

885
00:42:54,794 --> 00:42:56,056
this is me...

886
00:42:59,929 --> 00:43:02,236
25 minutes
into Saturday morning,

887
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,977
and a whole lot closer
to the rest of my life.

888
00:43:06,066 --> 00:43:06,893
Who's gonna join me?

889
00:43:12,768 --> 00:43:13,900
All right.

890
00:43:19,253 --> 00:43:20,123
[SIGHS]

891
00:43:43,103 --> 00:43:44,278
You smoke?

892
00:43:46,498 --> 00:43:47,890
Makes kissing kind of nasty.

893
00:43:49,109 --> 00:43:50,893
Then we won't be kissing, huh?

894
00:43:52,982 --> 00:43:55,202
I know.
I was just, um...

895
00:43:56,725 --> 00:43:58,074
Why are you here?

896
00:43:59,598 --> 00:44:01,556
I need the answers.

897
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,253
To join Sandy at Maryland.

898
00:44:05,734 --> 00:44:07,170
What's so great about her?

899
00:44:07,214 --> 00:44:08,955
I mean, aside from
being smoke-free?

900
00:44:11,740 --> 00:44:12,741
You wouldn't get it.

901
00:44:12,785 --> 00:44:14,221
Mmm.

902
00:44:14,264 --> 00:44:15,788
Try me.

903
00:44:15,831 --> 00:44:16,615
All right.

904
00:44:18,225 --> 00:44:20,662
I mean, it's, like...
I don't get the best grades.

905
00:44:20,706 --> 00:44:24,362
I'm not really great
at anything.

906
00:44:24,405 --> 00:44:27,669
But here was something
that I was finally great at.

907
00:44:27,713 --> 00:44:29,410
I was great at being with Sandy.

908
00:44:31,107 --> 00:44:32,326
I could make her laugh.

909
00:44:33,414 --> 00:44:36,461
I could guess
what she was thinking.

910
00:44:37,549 --> 00:44:39,594
And it was just

911
00:44:42,205 --> 00:44:44,338
great. It was...
It was great.

912
00:44:46,166 --> 00:44:47,559
And?

913
00:44:50,649 --> 00:44:53,173
And I just can't wait
to be great again.

914
00:45:02,225 --> 00:45:03,357
We're here for the bank's money,

915
00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:04,271
not your money.
Your money's insured

916
00:45:04,314 --> 00:45:05,403
by the federal government.

917
00:45:05,446 --> 00:45:07,056
You're not gonna lose a dime.

918
00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:09,145
Think of your families.
Don't risk your life.

919
00:45:09,189 --> 00:45:11,060
Don't try and be a hero.

920
00:45:11,104 --> 00:45:12,758
Right now I want you
to sit on the floor

921
00:45:12,801 --> 00:45:13,672
and put your hands on your head.

922
00:45:22,289 --> 00:45:23,116
[BUZZES]

923
00:45:28,513 --> 00:45:30,428
ROY: And so the day arrived.

924
00:45:30,471 --> 00:45:32,081
We had packed it,

925
00:45:32,125 --> 00:45:33,256
rolled it,

926
00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:35,041
smoked it.

927
00:45:35,084 --> 00:45:38,044
Now it was time
to ride the buzz.

928
00:46:02,677 --> 00:46:03,939
[CELL PHONE RINGS]

929
00:46:03,983 --> 00:46:05,854
Yeah? Hey, it's me.

930
00:46:05,898 --> 00:46:07,247
Set your phone to vibrate,
call me back, okay?

931
00:46:08,248 --> 00:46:09,031
[BEEPING]

932
00:46:10,468 --> 00:46:12,208
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]

933
00:46:12,252 --> 00:46:13,862
All right. From here on out,
we're gonna use redial.

934
00:46:13,906 --> 00:46:14,950
Tell Roy the same thing, okay?

935
00:46:14,994 --> 00:46:15,864
Okay.

936
00:46:18,258 --> 00:46:19,128
Thank you.

937
00:46:28,790 --> 00:46:29,661
[BEEPS]

938
00:46:38,626 --> 00:46:39,453
Oh, shit.

939
00:46:40,367 --> 00:46:41,455
I forgot the bolt cutters.

940
00:46:42,195 --> 00:46:43,109
Huh? Just kidding.

941
00:46:44,284 --> 00:46:45,459
That's funny.

942
00:46:53,859 --> 00:46:55,469
Here we go. Masks.

943
00:47:07,394 --> 00:47:09,135
Did you bring your floaties?

944
00:47:09,178 --> 00:47:10,136
It's all I could find.

945
00:47:43,822 --> 00:47:46,520
All right. We're here.

946
00:47:46,564 --> 00:47:48,609
Answers are here.

947
00:47:48,653 --> 00:47:50,306
Keep your mask on till we
get past the security cameras,

948
00:47:50,350 --> 00:47:51,351
just in case.

949
00:47:55,137 --> 00:47:56,182
[THUDS]

950
00:47:56,225 --> 00:47:58,706
Ow. Ow!

951
00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:00,795
You walk much? My mask is fogged.

952
00:48:04,146 --> 00:48:05,452
All right, there's
a security camera

953
00:48:05,495 --> 00:48:06,671
around the corner on the right.

954
00:48:06,714 --> 00:48:08,586
So stay low and
tight to the wall.

955
00:48:08,629 --> 00:48:09,804
What do we do if it sees us?

956
00:48:11,414 --> 00:48:12,851
About three to six months
and a lot of community service.

957
00:48:21,642 --> 00:48:23,470
Don't worry. It's not like I'm
gonna look at your underwear.

958
00:48:23,513 --> 00:48:24,558
Who says I'm wearing any?

959
00:48:36,962 --> 00:48:38,703
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

960
00:48:38,746 --> 00:48:39,617
[THUDDING]

961
00:48:40,443 --> 00:48:41,488
Ooh! Matty, you okay?

962
00:48:42,663 --> 00:48:44,491
I can't see...

963
00:48:44,534 --> 00:48:46,362
I can't see through
this stupid mask!

964
00:48:46,406 --> 00:48:47,233
Just... Just come forward.
Come forward.

965
00:48:48,451 --> 00:48:49,844
Okay.

966
00:48:49,888 --> 00:48:50,845
No, 2 o'clock.
2 o'clock.

967
00:48:50,889 --> 00:48:52,455
2 o'clock. Oh!

968
00:48:52,499 --> 00:48:53,631
No... Um... I...

969
00:48:53,674 --> 00:48:55,328
KYLE: This way.
This way.

970
00:48:55,371 --> 00:48:56,895
[WHISPERING] Where?

971
00:48:56,938 --> 00:48:58,070
Grab my hand.
Grab my hand!

972
00:49:04,250 --> 00:49:05,730
Thanks. This way.

973
00:49:10,952 --> 00:49:12,867
[BIRDS CHIRPING]

974
00:49:12,911 --> 00:49:14,956
Nature calls.

975
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,132
Yeah, it's something, isn't it?

976
00:49:17,176 --> 00:49:19,569
No. Nature calls.

977
00:49:35,585 --> 00:49:36,586
Can I ask you a question?

978
00:49:39,807 --> 00:49:41,809
Why do you smoke pot?

979
00:49:46,466 --> 00:49:47,336
Something to do?

980
00:49:53,212 --> 00:49:54,430
Why do you bite
your fingernails?

981
00:50:01,829 --> 00:50:03,396
[SIGHS]

982
00:50:13,101 --> 00:50:13,798
KYLE: All right.

983
00:50:14,581 --> 00:50:15,800
This is it.

984
00:50:15,843 --> 00:50:16,757
Francesca?

985
00:50:17,453 --> 00:50:18,367
Okay.

986
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:22,545
Okay, okay. [BEEPS]

987
00:50:22,589 --> 00:50:24,634
Ladies and gentlemen,
I present you with...

988
00:50:27,246 --> 00:50:29,639
A serious waste of time.

989
00:50:29,683 --> 00:50:31,554
Why would you
lock the door to this?

990
00:50:32,642 --> 00:50:33,992
This was it.

991
00:50:35,297 --> 00:50:36,995
Matty, I swear this was it.

992
00:50:37,038 --> 00:50:39,258
The answers went
to 510 for filing.

993
00:50:39,301 --> 00:50:40,868
Yeah, well, "Went to"
doesn't help us now, does it?

994
00:50:44,176 --> 00:50:47,179
I had the answers in my hands.

995
00:50:53,663 --> 00:50:54,969
"One comes back to me."

996
00:50:55,927 --> 00:50:57,406
Kyle, what... Kyle.

997
00:50:57,450 --> 00:50:58,625
[RADIO SQUAWKS]

998
00:50:58,668 --> 00:50:59,844
Shit!

999
00:51:02,542 --> 00:51:05,153
What are you doing? Shh! Shh!

1000
00:51:05,197 --> 00:51:06,502
[RADIO CHATTER]

1001
00:51:16,338 --> 00:51:18,863
Ew. Who the hell was that?

1002
00:51:18,906 --> 00:51:21,343
That was Bernie. He's the night
lobby guard. He hits on everybody.

1003
00:51:21,387 --> 00:51:22,736
Well, he's early.

1004
00:51:22,780 --> 00:51:24,346
MATTY: Where were you going?

1005
00:51:24,390 --> 00:51:26,653
"One comes back to me."

1006
00:51:26,696 --> 00:51:28,133
The guy who sent me
to copy the answers

1007
00:51:28,176 --> 00:51:29,787
said, "The master goes
to 510 for filing,

1008
00:51:29,830 --> 00:51:31,614
"and one comes back to me."

1009
00:51:31,658 --> 00:51:33,529
FRANCESCA: So what do you want
to do, call him at home?

1010
00:51:33,573 --> 00:51:34,792
I want to find his office.

1011
00:51:35,096 --> 00:51:36,445
545.

1012
00:51:41,973 --> 00:51:43,061
Roy, what time do you have?

1013
00:51:44,540 --> 00:51:45,585
About that time.

1014
00:51:47,848 --> 00:51:49,502
Yeah, can you see the far
side of the building from here?

1015
00:51:49,545 --> 00:51:51,156
[LAUGHS]

1016
00:51:53,811 --> 00:51:55,247
I'm gonna go see if
I can get a better view.

1017
00:52:21,577 --> 00:52:22,448
[GRUNTS]

1018
00:52:28,933 --> 00:52:29,934
Holy shit.

1019
00:52:40,988 --> 00:52:42,294
My phone!

1020
00:52:42,947 --> 00:52:43,817
[GROANS]

1021
00:52:44,252 --> 00:52:45,297
My phone.

1022
00:52:45,340 --> 00:52:46,951
[GRUNTS]

1023
00:52:47,690 --> 00:52:49,388
Ah! Ah, shit!

1024
00:52:56,612 --> 00:52:57,309
[TAKES DEEP BREATH]

1025
00:53:01,791 --> 00:53:04,185
Roy! Roy, the guard!

1026
00:53:06,492 --> 00:53:08,189
There's a problem with my phone.

1027
00:53:08,233 --> 00:53:09,321
What problem?

1028
00:53:12,672 --> 00:53:13,499
Phone!

1029
00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:19,287
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]

1030
00:53:19,331 --> 00:53:20,158
Yeah. Shut off the lights.
Shut off the lights.

1031
00:53:20,201 --> 00:53:20,854
Shut off the lights.

1032
00:53:30,342 --> 00:53:31,865
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]

1033
00:53:32,648 --> 00:53:34,041
Yes?

1034
00:53:34,085 --> 00:53:36,348
ROY: Sorry. All clear.

1035
00:53:37,740 --> 00:53:39,220
Tell Roy I'm kicking his ass.

1036
00:53:48,534 --> 00:53:49,578
Hey, hey, I got it.

1037
00:53:50,449 --> 00:53:51,711
It's office 545.

1038
00:53:55,758 --> 00:53:56,846
Hey.

1039
00:53:58,152 --> 00:53:59,414
Maybe it's in here.

1040
00:54:06,378 --> 00:54:07,509
[SIGHS]

1041
00:54:09,250 --> 00:54:10,121
You know what this means.

1042
00:54:11,687 --> 00:54:12,993
[VIBRATES]

1043
00:54:13,994 --> 00:54:15,169
Hello.

1044
00:54:20,044 --> 00:54:21,262
It's for you.

1045
00:54:22,872 --> 00:54:23,743
Is it a chick?

1046
00:54:28,922 --> 00:54:30,706
Hello. Roy, we need your help.

1047
00:54:33,796 --> 00:54:34,928
Who is this?

1048
00:54:36,582 --> 00:54:37,931
It's Kyle, Roy.

1049
00:54:39,324 --> 00:54:40,716
Oh.

1050
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,022
[PHONE RINGING]

1051
00:54:43,067 --> 00:54:44,764
Clyde's. Uh, Dave, it's Matty.

1052
00:54:44,807 --> 00:54:45,895
Hey, Matty.
What's up, man?

1053
00:54:45,939 --> 00:54:47,897
Um, I need some
flowers delivered.

1054
00:54:48,594 --> 00:54:49,508
Tell him roses.

1055
00:54:49,551 --> 00:54:51,205
Uh, make it roses.

1056
00:54:51,249 --> 00:54:53,033
And do you think
you could hook me up

1057
00:54:53,077 --> 00:54:53,599
with a bottle of champagne?

1058
00:54:56,689 --> 00:54:59,344
Uh, yeah, man.
I think I could do that.

1059
00:54:59,387 --> 00:55:00,998
All right, nice.

1060
00:55:01,041 --> 00:55:03,478
And, um... I need
a card signed,

1061
00:55:03,522 --> 00:55:06,046
um, from...

1062
00:55:06,090 --> 00:55:07,178
"From your
secret admirer."

1063
00:55:07,221 --> 00:55:08,788
"From your secret admirer."

1064
00:55:09,919 --> 00:55:10,572
Uh, here's the name and address.

1065
00:55:13,967 --> 00:55:15,708
ANNA: If you could do
anything with your life

1066
00:55:15,751 --> 00:55:18,189
and money was no object,

1067
00:55:18,232 --> 00:55:19,277
what would you do?

1068
00:55:20,104 --> 00:55:20,843
ROY: Anything at all?

1069
00:55:26,588 --> 00:55:27,763
When I was a kid,

1070
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,028
I used to play this
video game for hours.

1071
00:55:31,854 --> 00:55:32,855
Street Fighter II.

1072
00:55:35,162 --> 00:55:36,990
And I remember thinking,

1073
00:55:37,034 --> 00:55:39,123
you know, people
get paid to do this,

1074
00:55:40,733 --> 00:55:42,735
to think up the game
and to create the characters.

1075
00:55:44,432 --> 00:55:46,826
Like there's this
one character... Blanka.

1076
00:55:48,393 --> 00:55:50,221
He's, like, half human
and half lizard...

1077
00:55:51,265 --> 00:55:52,875
Who eats his opponents.

1078
00:55:55,791 --> 00:55:57,010
Well, I mean, you know,

1079
00:55:57,054 --> 00:55:59,056
he either zaps 'em
with lightning

1080
00:55:59,099 --> 00:56:01,884
or he bites their faces off.

1081
00:56:03,364 --> 00:56:04,844
It's pretty cool, huh?

1082
00:56:06,237 --> 00:56:07,673
So you'd design video games?

1083
00:56:11,981 --> 00:56:15,289
Naw. I'd kinda like
to be Blanka.

1084
00:56:22,427 --> 00:56:24,603
I was thinking someday
I might want to be an actor.

1085
00:56:24,646 --> 00:56:28,563
Hmm. As opposed to
solving world hunger

1086
00:56:28,607 --> 00:56:29,521
or curing a terminal disease?

1087
00:56:32,828 --> 00:56:34,787
See what I mean?

1088
00:56:34,830 --> 00:56:37,920
I would run a no-kill
animal shelter... Or...

1089
00:56:40,706 --> 00:56:42,011
I'd just be a mom.

1090
00:56:43,883 --> 00:56:45,450
Not just a mother.

1091
00:56:45,493 --> 00:56:47,887
I would be a real mom.

1092
00:56:50,368 --> 00:56:53,066
You know, one who cared
more about the title of parent

1093
00:56:53,110 --> 00:56:54,154
than the one
on her business card.

1094
00:56:57,897 --> 00:56:59,072
Or porn.

1095
00:57:00,856 --> 00:57:01,988
Hey, guys, he's here.
Dave's here.

1096
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,915
All right, Roy, when she opens
up the door, you haul ass.

1097
00:57:15,958 --> 00:57:17,873
What do I do? You wait here with me.

1098
00:57:17,917 --> 00:57:19,223
They only need Roy.

1099
00:57:24,706 --> 00:57:25,751
All right, flash, you ready?

1100
00:57:26,969 --> 00:57:28,145
[COUGHS]

1101
00:57:28,188 --> 00:57:29,581
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

1102
00:57:29,624 --> 00:57:30,451
[COUGHS]

1103
00:57:31,670 --> 00:57:32,323
Roy, you need
to get off that bong.

1104
00:57:37,284 --> 00:57:38,677
[PHONE DIALING]

1105
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:40,983
Okay, I'm here. Okay, wait. Not yet.

1106
00:57:41,027 --> 00:57:41,941
Wait me for me.

1107
00:57:47,773 --> 00:57:48,904
Are you sure they just need
Roy? Maybe we should go, too.

1108
00:57:48,948 --> 00:57:49,688
Just Roy, Anna.

1109
00:57:54,649 --> 00:57:55,433
[KNOCKING]

1110
00:57:58,523 --> 00:57:59,611
All right, Roy, get ready.

1111
00:58:03,571 --> 00:58:05,573
You Bernie? Yeah.

1112
00:58:05,617 --> 00:58:06,661
Delivery. Hmm?

1113
00:58:10,578 --> 00:58:11,405
[CHUCKLES]

1114
00:58:12,101 --> 00:58:13,059
[SNIFFS]

1115
00:58:14,495 --> 00:58:15,583
Go, go, go, go, go, go!

1116
00:58:15,627 --> 00:58:16,584
Go, go, go, go, go, go!

1117
00:58:16,628 --> 00:58:17,498
[BEEPS]

1118
00:58:21,763 --> 00:58:22,851
Go!

1119
00:58:27,508 --> 00:58:28,640
Aw, hell, dawg!

1120
00:58:30,903 --> 00:58:32,861
[GRUNTING] Oh, shit! Ooh!

1121
00:58:37,039 --> 00:58:37,997
[GRUNTS]

1122
00:58:46,353 --> 00:58:47,180
Whew!

1123
00:58:54,709 --> 00:58:56,755
Is he in? What the hell was that?

1124
00:58:56,798 --> 00:58:58,931
KYLE: Francesca,
is he in?

1125
00:58:58,974 --> 00:59:00,149
Oh, yeah, he's in, plus two.

1126
00:59:00,846 --> 00:59:02,195
What?

1127
00:59:04,545 --> 00:59:06,808
Oh, man, not steps!

1128
00:59:08,027 --> 00:59:09,681
[PANTING]

1129
00:59:13,641 --> 00:59:14,903
All right, Roy, we think the
answers are in this computer,

1130
00:59:14,947 --> 00:59:16,470
but there's a password.

1131
00:59:16,514 --> 00:59:17,863
Is this the guy? Yeah.

1132
00:59:20,605 --> 00:59:21,606
Oh.

1133
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:28,656
Oh, um, um...

1134
00:59:28,700 --> 00:59:29,962
[TYPING]

1135
00:59:44,542 --> 00:59:45,238
[COMPUTER CHIMES]

1136
00:59:47,632 --> 00:59:49,547
You're a filthy man, Arnie.

1137
00:59:51,897 --> 00:59:53,899
Uh, what do they
call this thing?

1138
00:59:53,942 --> 00:59:55,248
"Verification Master."

1139
01:00:03,474 --> 01:00:04,257
[CHUCKLES]

1140
01:00:05,824 --> 01:00:08,305
"Mercer county SAT. Exam
to be administered fall 2004."

1141
01:00:09,175 --> 01:00:10,829
Print!

1142
01:00:10,872 --> 01:00:11,525
Shh! Print one and let's
get out of here.

1143
01:00:13,310 --> 01:00:15,007
[COMPUTER BEEPS]

1144
01:00:15,050 --> 01:00:17,836
Um, you need
three other passwords

1145
01:00:17,879 --> 01:00:19,098
and three other people to print.

1146
01:00:20,578 --> 01:00:22,275
So can't you figure it out?

1147
01:00:22,319 --> 01:00:24,582
Uh, sure, just give me six
months in the CIA mainframe.

1148
01:00:25,539 --> 01:00:27,324
FRANCESCA: Well, that
was fun.

1149
01:00:27,367 --> 01:00:28,716
Guys, the exam's right here.

1150
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:30,239
Yeah, you just need the answers.

1151
01:00:32,024 --> 01:00:32,938
Exactly.

1152
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:37,899
Oh, I get it.

1153
01:00:37,943 --> 01:00:39,727
Come on, team.
Makes perfect sense.

1154
01:00:40,511 --> 01:00:41,903
We'll take the test now

1155
01:00:41,947 --> 01:00:44,079
so we can steal our own answers,

1156
01:00:44,123 --> 01:00:45,951
and then we'll take
the real test

1157
01:00:45,994 --> 01:00:49,258
with the stolen answers we were
afraid would be wrong in the first place.

1158
01:00:49,302 --> 01:00:50,390
It's nice.
It's really nice.

1159
01:00:52,044 --> 01:00:53,306
Who wants pancakes?

1160
01:00:53,350 --> 01:00:54,612
Wait. No, no, no.
Guys, guys, guys.

1161
01:00:54,655 --> 01:00:56,527
The exam's right here.

1162
01:00:56,570 --> 01:00:58,311
Now, maybe we thought this
was bigger than us one-on-one,

1163
01:00:58,355 --> 01:00:59,486
but there's no way
it's gonna beat

1164
01:00:59,530 --> 01:01:01,096
all six of us together. Oh, come on, man.

1165
01:01:01,140 --> 01:01:02,315
Matty, just try this, okay?

1166
01:01:03,969 --> 01:01:05,666
"If it takes 15 people eight
hours to make 100 items,

1167
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:08,756
"how many hours will
it take six people

1168
01:01:10,454 --> 01:01:12,064
"working at the same rate
to make half as many items?"

1169
01:01:12,934 --> 01:01:13,979
Uh... ANNA: Ten?

1170
01:01:16,155 --> 01:01:17,243
Ten hours?

1171
01:01:17,852 --> 01:01:19,071
"D." 10.

1172
01:01:21,682 --> 01:01:22,814
She's second in the class.

1173
01:01:24,903 --> 01:01:27,166
All right, all right.
Let's see.

1174
01:01:27,209 --> 01:01:29,037
"A 10-quart mixture
consists by volume

1175
01:01:29,081 --> 01:01:30,822
"of one part juice
to nine parts water..."

1176
01:01:30,865 --> 01:01:32,867
Jesus, what lightweight's
making this drink?

1177
01:01:35,957 --> 01:01:38,482
Ahem.

1178
01:01:38,525 --> 01:01:40,484
"If x quarts of juice
and y quarts of water

1179
01:01:40,527 --> 01:01:42,921
"are added to this mixture
to make a 27-quart mixture

1180
01:01:42,964 --> 01:01:45,010
"that consists by volume of
one part juice to 2 parts water,

1181
01:01:46,011 --> 01:01:47,055
"what is the value of x?"

1182
01:01:49,144 --> 01:01:50,145
ANNA: Nine.

1183
01:01:51,799 --> 01:01:53,671
"C" is nine.

1184
01:01:53,714 --> 01:01:56,500
No. It says, "If x quarts
of juice are added,

1185
01:01:57,414 --> 01:01:58,545
"what is the value of x?"

1186
01:01:59,981 --> 01:02:01,156
We already have one part juice,

1187
01:02:02,114 --> 01:02:04,203
so nine minus one equals x.

1188
01:02:05,030 --> 01:02:06,379
MATTY: Eight! Yeah.

1189
01:02:07,336 --> 01:02:08,381
"D" is eight.

1190
01:02:09,121 --> 01:02:10,644
He's right. Sorry.

1191
01:02:10,688 --> 01:02:12,124
No, guys, don't be sorry.

1192
01:02:12,167 --> 01:02:13,734
That's two down.

1193
01:02:13,778 --> 01:02:14,909
Now, we could walk
away right now,

1194
01:02:14,953 --> 01:02:16,998
but what are we
really walking away to?

1195
01:02:17,042 --> 01:02:18,347
I say we trust
each other's talent

1196
01:02:18,391 --> 01:02:19,610
and take a shot as a group.

1197
01:02:19,653 --> 01:02:20,828
I say he's right.
We can do this.

1198
01:02:20,872 --> 01:02:22,351
Yeah, unless we run out of time.

1199
01:02:22,395 --> 01:02:24,179
Right. So, we split it up.

1200
01:02:24,223 --> 01:02:26,051
Roy, can you access this
from another computer?

1201
01:02:26,094 --> 01:02:27,792
Yeah, as long as
it's in his office.

1202
01:02:27,835 --> 01:02:29,446
Done. All right? Someone's
gotta take a crack at verbal.

1203
01:02:30,447 --> 01:02:32,100
Francesca?

1204
01:02:32,144 --> 01:02:35,321
No, no, no. Me and words
are not so goodly.

1205
01:02:35,364 --> 01:02:37,366
Okay. Anna, you and I
will do verbal.

1206
01:02:38,106 --> 01:02:39,368
Someone's gotta do math.

1207
01:02:39,412 --> 01:02:40,500
I'll do it.

1208
01:02:44,373 --> 01:02:46,158
Are you sure? I mean,
it could be a little...

1209
01:02:46,201 --> 01:02:47,551
Have you ever heard of
the term "Kiss my ass"?

1210
01:02:49,596 --> 01:02:51,293
Math doesn't scare me.

1211
01:02:51,337 --> 01:02:52,904
You just take care
of the verbal.

1212
01:02:52,947 --> 01:02:55,080
Okay, um, who's helping Des?

1213
01:02:55,123 --> 01:02:57,952
Well, I guess I can,

1214
01:02:57,996 --> 01:03:00,781
but only with
quadratic equations,

1215
01:03:00,825 --> 01:03:03,001
coordinate geometry, and
algebraic visualizations.

1216
01:03:06,221 --> 01:03:07,440
Well, if you want.

1217
01:03:07,484 --> 01:03:08,789
ALL: Yeah.

1218
01:03:08,833 --> 01:03:09,834
Hey!

1219
01:03:11,139 --> 01:03:12,401
Well, Hasselhoff,
it looks like you and me.

1220
01:03:13,228 --> 01:03:14,360
We'll watch the lobby.

1221
01:03:30,855 --> 01:03:31,986
You know, you don't
have to wait there.

1222
01:03:32,030 --> 01:03:32,813
The guard's not due
for a couple hours.

1223
01:03:42,693 --> 01:03:44,259
You know, Sandy liked
this blue color...

1224
01:03:47,088 --> 01:03:48,220
"True Berry Blue."

1225
01:03:49,743 --> 01:03:51,136
Not anymore.

1226
01:03:52,616 --> 01:03:54,008
You said "liked."

1227
01:03:54,052 --> 01:03:55,053
You said,
"Sandy liked."

1228
01:03:56,097 --> 01:03:57,795
Likes. Whatever.

1229
01:04:00,711 --> 01:04:02,060
What's wrong?
She doesn't call anymore?

1230
01:04:02,843 --> 01:04:03,670
No, she calls.

1231
01:04:04,671 --> 01:04:06,543
She calls. Yeah, but...

1232
01:04:06,586 --> 01:04:07,544
Not like before.

1233
01:04:09,937 --> 01:04:10,808
She's busy.

1234
01:04:14,202 --> 01:04:15,029
Matty, it's over.

1235
01:04:19,207 --> 01:04:20,165
It's never gonna be
like the way it was.

1236
01:04:24,996 --> 01:04:25,953
Don't...

1237
01:04:27,389 --> 01:04:29,609
Look, you don't know
anything about it, okay?

1238
01:04:29,653 --> 01:04:31,437
Well, I know it's not healthy.

1239
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:33,265
Oh, yeah, right,
and folding yourself up

1240
01:04:33,308 --> 01:04:35,397
into a web page 'cause Daddy
doesn't love you enough is, huh?

1241
01:04:43,797 --> 01:04:46,321
Uh, I'm... I'm... I'm sorry. I
didn't... I didn't mean that.

1242
01:04:48,976 --> 01:04:50,195
Then why'd you say it?

1243
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:56,549
'Cause she doesn't call anymore.

1244
01:05:09,475 --> 01:05:12,173
Remember when you said that you
were great at being Sandy's boyfriend?

1245
01:05:13,174 --> 01:05:14,698
Well, you weren't.

1246
01:05:17,135 --> 01:05:18,571
That's nice, Francesca.

1247
01:05:18,615 --> 01:05:19,572
Why don't you just
rub it in a little...

1248
01:05:24,925 --> 01:05:28,886
You weren't great at being
some girl's boyfriend, Matty.

1249
01:05:28,929 --> 01:05:30,975
You just found someone who
let you be okay with yourself.

1250
01:05:45,337 --> 01:05:46,860
X is to y...

1251
01:05:46,904 --> 01:05:48,514
As this shit is to boring.

1252
01:05:50,995 --> 01:05:52,605
What score do you need
on the test, anyway?

1253
01:05:53,388 --> 01:05:55,129
A 900.

1254
01:05:55,173 --> 01:05:57,262
And you're taking
the math for us?

1255
01:05:57,305 --> 01:05:59,133
I was afraid of the verbal, Roy.

1256
01:05:59,177 --> 01:06:00,613
I could ace the math
and still not get 900.

1257
01:06:01,570 --> 01:06:02,659
So, when do you go pro?

1258
01:06:04,486 --> 01:06:06,488
You don't know my moms, man.

1259
01:06:06,532 --> 01:06:07,968
She all about college degrees.

1260
01:06:08,012 --> 01:06:09,883
She works three jobs.

1261
01:06:09,927 --> 01:06:11,363
If I blow my knee out
in college,

1262
01:06:11,406 --> 01:06:13,539
all I got is credits.

1263
01:06:13,582 --> 01:06:15,454
If I blow my knee out
in the NBA,

1264
01:06:15,497 --> 01:06:17,543
I got a four-year
guaranteed contract.

1265
01:06:17,586 --> 01:06:19,501
Millions.

1266
01:06:19,545 --> 01:06:21,373
So, what does she say
when you tell her that?

1267
01:06:24,376 --> 01:06:25,507
I can't.

1268
01:06:29,337 --> 01:06:30,469
You just don't know
my moms, man.

1269
01:06:32,340 --> 01:06:33,994
So, all this 'cause you
can't talk to your mom?

1270
01:06:34,038 --> 01:06:35,474
Can you talk to yours?

1271
01:06:35,517 --> 01:06:36,562
My mom's dead.

1272
01:06:40,087 --> 01:06:41,306
But if she wasn't...

1273
01:06:47,834 --> 01:06:48,966
Yeah.

1274
01:06:50,794 --> 01:06:51,751
I think I could talk to her.

1275
01:06:53,710 --> 01:06:55,407
Well...

1276
01:06:55,450 --> 01:06:56,669
Let me get in there, huh?

1277
01:06:57,496 --> 01:06:59,672
Whoa. Do your thing. Ooh!

1278
01:07:06,461 --> 01:07:08,725
You know, a lot of people
think these questions are difficult.

1279
01:07:11,118 --> 01:07:12,337
Not me. No?

1280
01:07:12,990 --> 01:07:13,991
[COMPUTER BEEPS]

1281
01:07:14,034 --> 01:07:14,992
No.

1282
01:07:16,907 --> 01:07:18,212
These questions
all have answers.

1283
01:07:50,201 --> 01:07:51,593
We good?

1284
01:07:51,637 --> 01:07:53,030
Yeah.

1285
01:07:53,073 --> 01:07:54,466
All right, let's get outta here.

1286
01:07:55,684 --> 01:07:57,425
[GRUNTS]

1287
01:07:59,950 --> 01:08:01,778
Roy, what's in your bag?

1288
01:08:01,821 --> 01:08:02,691
Um, nothing.

1289
01:08:06,913 --> 01:08:09,916
Oh, I needed
some school supplies.

1290
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:12,049
Roy, you can't take this stuff!

1291
01:08:12,092 --> 01:08:13,398
Why not?

1292
01:08:13,441 --> 01:08:14,791
Because if anything's missing,

1293
01:08:14,834 --> 01:08:16,793
Francesca's gonna
get busted. So?

1294
01:08:16,836 --> 01:08:18,011
Why did you take
the guy's photo?

1295
01:08:18,795 --> 01:08:21,058
The wife is hot. Look.

1296
01:08:21,101 --> 01:08:21,972
Come on. I'll help you
take it back.

1297
01:08:22,668 --> 01:08:23,800
We'll wait here.

1298
01:08:23,843 --> 01:08:24,888
Anna and I will be on the roof.

1299
01:08:26,846 --> 01:08:27,847
[GRUNTS]

1300
01:08:31,938 --> 01:08:33,374
ANNA: I can't believe it!
This is so awesome!

1301
01:08:34,462 --> 01:08:35,812
You got your answers.

1302
01:08:37,161 --> 01:08:40,251
Yeah, that, too,
you know, but...

1303
01:08:40,294 --> 01:08:41,252
It's all of it.

1304
01:08:42,122 --> 01:08:44,864
We did it. Ow!

1305
01:08:44,908 --> 01:08:47,606
Shh! We haven't done
anything yet.

1306
01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:50,087
What's going on with you?

1307
01:08:50,130 --> 01:08:51,828
I don't know.
I'm having fun, I guess.

1308
01:08:53,046 --> 01:08:54,569
I mean, I know how
people see me.

1309
01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:58,443
Like one of those perfect girls

1310
01:08:58,486 --> 01:08:59,836
that everything
always works out for.

1311
01:09:02,969 --> 01:09:05,276
I just always wanted to
punch one of 'em in the face.

1312
01:09:05,319 --> 01:09:06,103
[LAUGHS]

1313
01:09:08,496 --> 01:09:10,890
I'm not a robot.

1314
01:09:10,934 --> 01:09:14,546
You know? I just haven't
done very much. Yet.

1315
01:09:14,589 --> 01:09:16,896
Well, if it helps, there's a
lot of stuff I haven't done, too.

1316
01:09:16,940 --> 01:09:19,290
Yeah, but I've never
really done anything.

1317
01:09:20,552 --> 01:09:23,424
I mean, I've never
broken curfew,

1318
01:09:23,468 --> 01:09:26,166
and I've never cut class,

1319
01:09:26,210 --> 01:09:27,472
and I've never...

1320
01:09:29,517 --> 01:09:30,736
Made out on a rooftop.

1321
01:09:51,975 --> 01:09:53,628
Shit! Shit! Oh, shit!

1322
01:09:53,672 --> 01:09:55,021
What happened? Someone's here.

1323
01:09:58,546 --> 01:09:59,504
Come on.

1324
01:10:00,331 --> 01:10:02,811
Roy! Grab my hand.

1325
01:10:02,855 --> 01:10:04,074
We'll pull you up. Wait, wait, wait!
Francesca first. Hold on.

1326
01:10:11,037 --> 01:10:12,082
[RADIO CHATTER]

1327
01:10:15,563 --> 01:10:17,130
KYLE: What's wrong?

1328
01:10:17,174 --> 01:10:17,826
Francesca's not gonna make it.

1329
01:10:21,221 --> 01:10:22,875
We gotta go. We gotta
go, man. Come on, man.

1330
01:10:22,919 --> 01:10:24,703
This is wrong. You're not
gonna leave her like this.

1331
01:10:24,746 --> 01:10:25,660
We don't have a choice.
Come on, let's go!

1332
01:10:26,487 --> 01:10:28,098
Hell, no. Oh, I'll go!

1333
01:10:28,141 --> 01:10:29,708
Rhodes, if your ass
doesn't get through

1334
01:10:29,751 --> 01:10:31,840
this skylight, the rest of
us are gonna get screwed.

1335
01:10:31,884 --> 01:10:33,842
Now, Francesca knew the risks
and so did you. Come on, man.

1336
01:10:33,886 --> 01:10:35,018
He's right, Des.
Come on!

1337
01:10:35,061 --> 01:10:35,932
Come on!

1338
01:10:37,194 --> 01:10:38,325
This shit is messed up.

1339
01:10:40,414 --> 01:10:41,502
Come on.

1340
01:10:48,335 --> 01:10:49,597
Come on, Roy.
Come on.

1341
01:10:49,641 --> 01:10:51,686
[GRUNTS]

1342
01:10:51,730 --> 01:10:53,210
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.

1343
01:10:53,253 --> 01:10:54,515
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon.

1344
01:10:54,559 --> 01:10:57,127
Ahhh! Ahhh!

1345
01:10:57,170 --> 01:10:57,954
[GROANS]

1346
01:11:00,739 --> 01:11:01,958
Matt.

1347
01:11:04,351 --> 01:11:05,222
KYLE: Matt, come on.

1348
01:11:06,005 --> 01:11:07,485
Matty! Good.

1349
01:11:08,921 --> 01:11:10,575
What? Matt, come on!

1350
01:11:10,618 --> 01:11:12,229
Give me your hand.

1351
01:11:12,272 --> 01:11:13,447
I'm good, Kyle. Matt!

1352
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:15,928
What about Sandy?

1353
01:11:19,540 --> 01:11:20,367
What about her?

1354
01:11:30,638 --> 01:11:31,900
This one's on me.

1355
01:11:40,170 --> 01:11:41,432
SECURITY: Hey! Hold it
right there.

1356
01:11:42,694 --> 01:11:44,000
Get your hands up.

1357
01:11:53,748 --> 01:11:54,967
[THUDS]

1358
01:11:55,011 --> 01:11:56,447
[THUNDER RUMBLES]

1359
01:11:56,969 --> 01:11:57,970
Kyle,

1360
01:11:58,710 --> 01:12:00,059
we gotta go.

1361
01:12:11,418 --> 01:12:12,985
I can't do this.

1362
01:12:13,029 --> 01:12:14,813
Guys, I can't
do this... Kyle, Kyle.

1363
01:12:14,856 --> 01:12:15,814
It's done.

1364
01:12:23,474 --> 01:12:25,258
We're gonna use the key card
to get out the back door.

1365
01:12:25,302 --> 01:12:27,782
Desmond and Roy go right.
We're gonna go left.

1366
01:12:27,826 --> 01:12:29,828
Meet at the car. I'll bring copies
of this in the morning. Come on.

1367
01:12:29,871 --> 01:12:31,482
[SIRENS WAILING]

1368
01:13:20,531 --> 01:13:21,358
[TIRES SCREECHING]

1369
01:14:42,352 --> 01:14:43,788
So how'd it go?

1370
01:14:44,702 --> 01:14:46,182
Don't you sleep?

1371
01:14:46,225 --> 01:14:47,313
Not tonight.

1372
01:14:48,706 --> 01:14:50,098
What happened to you, kid?

1373
01:14:51,143 --> 01:14:52,492
What happened to me?

1374
01:14:52,536 --> 01:14:53,711
What happened to you, Larry?

1375
01:14:54,973 --> 01:14:56,279
You were supposed
to be my big brother.

1376
01:14:57,280 --> 01:14:58,846
What am I now, the walking dead?

1377
01:14:58,890 --> 01:15:00,631
Well, yeah, pretty
much. I mean...

1378
01:15:02,023 --> 01:15:03,721
How do you think
Mom and Dad feel?

1379
01:15:03,764 --> 01:15:05,984
I don't know. How
do you think they feel?

1380
01:15:06,027 --> 01:15:08,029
Well, I don't know, Larry.
Not good, probably.

1381
01:15:08,073 --> 01:15:10,206
Well, let me ask you a question.

1382
01:15:10,249 --> 01:15:12,556
You're a parent.
Which do you prefer?

1383
01:15:12,599 --> 01:15:14,253
The son who lives
above the garage

1384
01:15:14,297 --> 01:15:15,515
or the son who cheats
his way into college?

1385
01:15:17,691 --> 01:15:18,779
Next time you pull off a
heist, don't leave your plans

1386
01:15:18,823 --> 01:15:19,998
on my bed, idiot.

1387
01:15:25,438 --> 01:15:26,309
Matty got arrested.

1388
01:15:34,665 --> 01:15:35,883
So what do you think,
fair trade?

1389
01:15:38,016 --> 01:15:39,235
I think that's
a shitty thing to ask.

1390
01:15:42,847 --> 01:15:44,936
At least you're starting to
sound like my little brother.

1391
01:15:46,154 --> 01:15:47,547
Maybe he's actually
in there somewhere.

1392
01:15:49,854 --> 01:15:51,377
Is there anything
you don't know, Larry?

1393
01:15:51,421 --> 01:15:52,639
[LARRY LAUGHS]

1394
01:15:53,988 --> 01:15:55,381
There is plenty I don't know.

1395
01:15:57,340 --> 01:15:58,950
[GROANS]

1396
01:15:58,993 --> 01:16:00,299
But I will tell you something
that you don't know.

1397
01:16:02,910 --> 01:16:04,216
Did you know

1398
01:16:05,652 --> 01:16:07,175
that every Christmas
after you go to bed,

1399
01:16:08,351 --> 01:16:09,526
Dad, Mom and I, we sit up,

1400
01:16:11,049 --> 01:16:12,703
and we talk about
how proud we are of you?

1401
01:16:15,706 --> 01:16:18,012
How great it is
to see this kid, right?

1402
01:16:18,056 --> 01:16:19,275
His whole future
in front of him.

1403
01:16:20,406 --> 01:16:21,886
And how he deserves that.

1404
01:16:23,888 --> 01:16:26,151
'Cause he's a good guy
and he does the right thing.

1405
01:16:30,982 --> 01:16:32,157
Every Christmas for how long?

1406
01:16:34,377 --> 01:16:35,943
I don't know.
Ten years or something.

1407
01:16:39,425 --> 01:16:40,252
You don't think I
would've liked to sit up

1408
01:16:40,296 --> 01:16:42,341
with my family on Christmas?

1409
01:16:42,385 --> 01:16:44,082
[LAUGHING] Yeah, but you'd
just stress us out.

1410
01:16:50,697 --> 01:16:52,264
Good night, little brother.

1411
01:16:54,919 --> 01:16:58,357
Ah, word of advice.

1412
01:16:58,401 --> 01:17:00,228
Why not?[DEEP BREATH]

1413
01:17:00,272 --> 01:17:02,013
Never take advice from anyone

1414
01:17:02,056 --> 01:17:03,449
who lives above a garage.

1415
01:17:36,439 --> 01:17:37,875
How long since
your mother passed, baby?

1416
01:17:39,311 --> 01:17:40,356
Hmm?

1417
01:17:41,444 --> 01:17:42,488
Um...

1418
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:45,665
Nine years ago.

1419
01:17:46,884 --> 01:17:48,102
I was eight.

1420
01:17:48,146 --> 01:17:49,103
Hmm.

1421
01:17:50,278 --> 01:17:51,367
That's a shame.

1422
01:17:53,064 --> 01:17:55,327
My son tells me

1423
01:17:55,371 --> 01:17:57,285
you encouraged him
to talk to me.

1424
01:17:59,766 --> 01:18:02,073
You're a smart boy, Roy.

1425
01:18:02,116 --> 01:18:05,337
So why are you doing a
stupid thing like drugs, hmm?

1426
01:18:06,643 --> 01:18:07,644
Um...

1427
01:18:08,819 --> 01:18:09,907
Something to do?

1428
01:18:12,649 --> 01:18:13,606
Something to do.

1429
01:18:16,522 --> 01:18:19,307
You know how they say, "Thank the
lord my mother's not alive to see this"?

1430
01:18:21,571 --> 01:18:23,703
No. Well, somebody's
mother is, Roy,

1431
01:18:23,747 --> 01:18:25,009
and I am not happy with this.

1432
01:18:26,271 --> 01:18:29,013
I'm... Sorry?

1433
01:18:29,056 --> 01:18:31,537
You get yourself a shower
and some clean clothes.

1434
01:18:31,581 --> 01:18:33,234
We'll wait.

1435
01:18:33,278 --> 01:18:34,627
Fix you some breakfast
before the exam.

1436
01:18:35,846 --> 01:18:36,977
Okay?

1437
01:18:38,675 --> 01:18:41,025
Uh, I... I've been
thinking about that.

1438
01:18:41,068 --> 01:18:43,593
[CHUCKLES] Mrs...

1439
01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:45,116
Uh, Desmond's mom.

1440
01:18:45,159 --> 01:18:46,030
Mmm-hmm.

1441
01:18:47,423 --> 01:18:48,424
I'm not taking that exam.

1442
01:18:50,382 --> 01:18:52,602
I mean, you know, let's face it,

1443
01:18:53,864 --> 01:18:54,778
I'm not going to college.

1444
01:18:56,301 --> 01:18:57,955
See, and even if I did,

1445
01:18:59,826 --> 01:19:02,655
I'd just be taking
the place of someone

1446
01:19:02,699 --> 01:19:04,440
that really wanted to be there

1447
01:19:05,049 --> 01:19:06,137
more than me.

1448
01:19:07,834 --> 01:19:09,096
Oh. You're a
smart boy, Roy...

1449
01:19:09,662 --> 01:19:11,011
[CHUCKLES]

1450
01:19:11,055 --> 01:19:12,709
But, baby, there's
a whole lotta dumb

1451
01:19:12,752 --> 01:19:14,014
dribbling out of
your mouth right now.

1452
01:19:15,886 --> 01:19:17,365
Now, did you hear what I said

1453
01:19:17,409 --> 01:19:19,106
about a shower
and clean clothes?

1454
01:19:21,282 --> 01:19:23,459
Uh... Yes.
Yes, ma'am.

1455
01:19:25,417 --> 01:19:27,680
You'll find I don't like
to repeat myself.

1456
01:19:27,724 --> 01:19:29,552
[CHUCKLES] Yes, ma'am.

1457
01:19:32,380 --> 01:19:33,773
[SIGHS]

1458
01:19:33,817 --> 01:19:35,471
Get your ass up!

1459
01:19:35,514 --> 01:19:36,602
Um, yes, ma'am.

1460
01:19:36,646 --> 01:19:37,734
Mmm-hmm.

1461
01:19:39,300 --> 01:19:41,041
[CHUCKLES] Fool.

1462
01:19:43,696 --> 01:19:45,002
[WHISPERS] Damn.

1463
01:19:52,009 --> 01:19:54,272
You know, not everybody
can pull it off,

1464
01:19:54,315 --> 01:19:56,796
but the dashing criminal
thing looks pretty good on you.

1465
01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:58,058
Yeah? Wait till
you smell it. [LAUGHS]

1466
01:19:59,146 --> 01:19:59,886
[CLEARS THROAT]

1467
01:20:02,672 --> 01:20:04,282
You know what I was
thinking in there?

1468
01:20:04,325 --> 01:20:05,588
Hmm? I need to work
on being alone.

1469
01:20:19,384 --> 01:20:20,211
Or not.

1470
01:20:24,781 --> 01:20:26,043
Anyone ever tell you
you're a hell of a kisser?

1471
01:20:26,086 --> 01:20:27,697
Yeah.

1472
01:20:27,740 --> 01:20:29,655
Not as good as
my cell mate Ramon. [LAUGHS]

1473
01:20:29,699 --> 01:20:30,482
But it's not bad.

1474
01:20:32,266 --> 01:20:33,311
What about the exam?

1475
01:20:34,834 --> 01:20:36,532
Here's the thing...

1476
01:20:36,575 --> 01:20:38,055
Once you've spent
the night in jail

1477
01:20:38,098 --> 01:20:40,318
with the worst version of
who you could be someday...

1478
01:20:41,624 --> 01:20:42,973
The SAT ain't nothin'.

1479
01:20:45,584 --> 01:20:46,890
How about you?
You gonna be all right?

1480
01:20:49,675 --> 01:20:50,633
Yeah.

1481
01:20:52,330 --> 01:20:53,505
I think it's gonna
be a nice day.

1482
01:20:55,986 --> 01:20:57,161
Hmm.

1483
01:21:07,084 --> 01:21:08,564
[LAUGHS]

1484
01:21:08,607 --> 01:21:12,002
Sick And Twisted.
SAT. Ha.

1485
01:21:12,045 --> 01:21:13,569
Secretly A Tease.

1486
01:21:17,573 --> 01:21:19,575
I completely have lost
touch with who you are!

1487
01:21:21,054 --> 01:21:22,969
Unacceptable, Anna.
Unacceptable.

1488
01:21:23,013 --> 01:21:24,623
You're out all night
doing God knows what,

1489
01:21:24,667 --> 01:21:27,017
with God knows whom.

1490
01:21:27,060 --> 01:21:29,410
You're jeopardizing everything
that we have worked for

1491
01:21:29,454 --> 01:21:31,848
on the eve of the
biggest day of your life.

1492
01:21:31,891 --> 01:21:33,327
This is the real world.
You remember that.

1493
01:21:34,633 --> 01:21:36,243
You feel pressured,
you deal with it.

1494
01:21:36,287 --> 01:21:37,723
You feel stressed,
you deal with it.

1495
01:21:37,767 --> 01:21:40,421
You do not stay out all night.

1496
01:21:40,465 --> 01:21:42,380
Do you hear me? This is your
last chance to get into Brown.

1497
01:21:44,861 --> 01:21:47,211
Oh, you know what?
That reminds me,

1498
01:21:47,254 --> 01:21:48,081
I'm not going to Brown.

1499
01:21:51,563 --> 01:21:52,564
Now you deal with it.

1500
01:21:59,223 --> 01:22:00,398
[DOOR OPENS]

1501
01:22:12,105 --> 01:22:12,976
Wow.

1502
01:22:13,585 --> 01:22:14,891
Check you out.

1503
01:22:17,807 --> 01:22:19,373
I just told my mom
I'm not going to Brown.

1504
01:22:23,551 --> 01:22:25,379
The guys at Brown
are gonna be disappointed.

1505
01:22:25,423 --> 01:22:27,512
Hell, the girls at Brown
are gonna be disappointed.

1506
01:22:29,296 --> 01:22:30,384
So if not Brown,
where you gonna go?

1507
01:22:30,994 --> 01:22:32,560
I don't know.

1508
01:22:32,604 --> 01:22:34,998
Europe, maybe, then college.

1509
01:22:35,041 --> 01:22:36,173
[DOOR OPENS]

1510
01:22:40,786 --> 01:22:41,744
What's up?

1511
01:22:44,529 --> 01:22:45,791
Nah.

1512
01:22:45,835 --> 01:22:47,140
Really?

1513
01:22:47,184 --> 01:22:48,620
I already nailed
the math, and plus,

1514
01:22:49,577 --> 01:22:50,274
you don't know my mom.

1515
01:22:54,452 --> 01:22:55,932
Roy?

1516
01:22:55,975 --> 01:22:58,108
Oh, shit, man,
you don't know D's mom.

1517
01:22:59,631 --> 01:23:01,111
[DOOR OPENS]

1518
01:23:03,983 --> 01:23:05,681
I wanted to go back
and get you, but...

1519
01:23:05,724 --> 01:23:06,812
Kyle said screw y'all.

1520
01:23:06,856 --> 01:23:07,987
Oh, yeah?

1521
01:23:09,119 --> 01:23:10,773
You look like a slut.

1522
01:23:13,253 --> 01:23:14,167
I like it.

1523
01:23:14,646 --> 01:23:15,647
Thank you.

1524
01:23:17,170 --> 01:23:18,519
I'm sorry, man.

1525
01:23:18,563 --> 01:23:19,651
Ah, shut up.
Don't be.

1526
01:23:20,478 --> 01:23:21,697
Besides...

1527
01:23:23,220 --> 01:23:24,134
It's not that bad.

1528
01:23:24,917 --> 01:23:26,179
[LAUGHS]

1529
01:23:28,442 --> 01:23:30,270
No, I don't need 'em.

1530
01:23:30,314 --> 01:23:31,968
[LAUGHS] Come on, man,
take them.

1531
01:23:32,011 --> 01:23:33,883
I'm serious. Take them.

1532
01:23:33,926 --> 01:23:35,362
I already took the test.
I'm not takin' it again.

1533
01:23:35,406 --> 01:23:36,407
Matt, you got arrested.

1534
01:23:36,450 --> 01:23:37,364
Hey...

1535
01:23:39,236 --> 01:23:40,498
Unbelievable.

1536
01:23:40,541 --> 01:23:42,587
Francesca? No.

1537
01:23:42,630 --> 01:23:44,415
All right, guys, what is this?

1538
01:23:44,458 --> 01:23:46,591
What? I wasn't in it
for the answers.

1539
01:23:46,634 --> 01:23:47,810
Besides, I got 1460
last semester.

1540
01:23:49,159 --> 01:23:50,160
You didn't tell us that.

1541
01:23:50,813 --> 01:23:51,683
You didn't ask.

1542
01:23:53,903 --> 01:23:56,166
All right, wait. Does this
mean you're out, too, now?

1543
01:23:56,209 --> 01:23:57,733
Do I look like
I need the answers?

1544
01:23:57,776 --> 01:23:59,343
You look like you need a pimp.

1545
01:23:59,386 --> 01:24:02,912
Wait, wait. Are you tellin'
me that after all of this,

1546
01:24:02,955 --> 01:24:04,957
nobody's gonna even
use these answers?

1547
01:24:05,001 --> 01:24:06,132
You are, aren't you?

1548
01:24:10,528 --> 01:24:11,355
No.

1549
01:24:12,312 --> 01:24:13,792
Kyle, this is your dream, man.

1550
01:24:13,836 --> 01:24:16,229
Yeah, it is, but...

1551
01:24:16,273 --> 01:24:17,535
If they want to put
a number on that,

1552
01:24:17,578 --> 01:24:19,058
then to hell with them.

1553
01:24:19,885 --> 01:24:21,017
I know who I am.

1554
01:24:22,409 --> 01:24:23,236
MATTY: Yeah?

1555
01:24:24,063 --> 01:24:26,196
Yeah.

1556
01:24:26,239 --> 01:24:27,371
When did you have this
little moment of clarity?

1557
01:24:29,765 --> 01:24:32,028
About the same time my
jackass best friend got arrested.

1558
01:24:36,772 --> 01:24:37,816
So all this was for nothin'?

1559
01:24:40,340 --> 01:24:41,428
I wouldn't call this nothin'.

1560
01:24:50,873 --> 01:24:52,048
Man...

1561
01:24:53,092 --> 01:24:54,093
Screw this!

1562
01:25:12,111 --> 01:25:13,460
PROCTOR: You have 30 minutes.

1563
01:25:14,026 --> 01:25:15,723
[TICKING]

1564
01:25:15,767 --> 01:25:18,378
ROY: Okay, so I didn't
cheat on the test,

1565
01:25:18,422 --> 01:25:21,555
but no way was I gonna
let those answers go to waste.

1566
01:25:21,599 --> 01:25:23,340
Next year at Harvard,

1567
01:25:23,383 --> 01:25:26,822
SAT stands for
"Stoned And Toasted."

1568
01:25:31,957 --> 01:25:35,787
Speaking of college, Desmond
kicked ass on the re-test

1569
01:25:35,831 --> 01:25:39,182
and decided to play ball
at St. John's University.

1570
01:25:39,225 --> 01:25:41,010
His mom was happy,

1571
01:25:41,053 --> 01:25:43,969
and, trust me,
you want D's mom happy.

1572
01:25:45,623 --> 01:25:47,494
Matty survived probation

1573
01:25:47,538 --> 01:25:49,279
and some serious
community service.

1574
01:25:51,107 --> 01:25:53,370
He once told me that he
might like to be an actor.

1575
01:25:54,153 --> 01:25:56,242
If not, then just happy.

1576
01:25:57,069 --> 01:25:57,940
He's workin' on both.

1577
01:26:00,943 --> 01:26:04,163
Francesca sold her first novel.

1578
01:26:04,207 --> 01:26:08,951
It's about six kids who conspire
to steal the SAT answers.

1579
01:26:08,994 --> 01:26:10,822
If they make a movie out of it,

1580
01:26:10,866 --> 01:26:12,128
I wonder who'll play me?

1581
01:26:13,477 --> 01:26:14,826
He better be hung like a horse.

1582
01:26:16,393 --> 01:26:18,395
Kyle did fine on his exam.

1583
01:26:18,438 --> 01:26:21,093
Anna crushed him.

1584
01:26:21,137 --> 01:26:24,488
He's at Syracuse now where his dream
of becoming an architect is still alive.

1585
01:26:25,750 --> 01:26:27,970
Anna went off to Europe

1586
01:26:28,013 --> 01:26:31,669
and eventually found her way
to college on her own terms.

1587
01:26:31,712 --> 01:26:34,324
Now, every other
weekend in New York

1588
01:26:34,367 --> 01:26:36,413
when a woman boards
a train at midnight

1589
01:26:36,456 --> 01:26:38,154
and a man boards
that same train,

1590
01:26:39,155 --> 01:26:41,113
now we know what happens.

1591
01:26:41,157 --> 01:26:42,985
Life happens...

1592
01:26:43,028 --> 01:26:45,901
Romance, adventure...

1593
01:26:47,119 --> 01:26:48,773
The stuff you won't
find on a test.

1594
01:26:50,949 --> 01:26:53,343
I had the highest
test score in the county.

1595
01:26:53,386 --> 01:26:57,869
But that didn't exactly
offset my 0.0 GPA.

1596
01:26:57,913 --> 01:27:01,046
Eventually, I was forced...
I mean encouraged

1597
01:27:01,090 --> 01:27:02,787
to get my GED.

1598
01:27:02,830 --> 01:27:04,310
[WATER SPLASHING]

1599
01:27:04,354 --> 01:27:05,659
I still spend most of my time

1600
01:27:05,703 --> 01:27:07,400
at home on video games.

1601
01:27:07,444 --> 01:27:10,360
In fact, the number one
selling game last year

1602
01:27:10,403 --> 01:27:11,970
was created by me.

1603
01:27:12,014 --> 01:27:13,537
[LAUGHS]

1604
01:27:13,580 --> 01:27:15,017
That's right, baby.

1605
01:27:15,060 --> 01:27:16,540
Standardize this!