1
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Daddy.

2
00:00:27,003 --> 00:00:29,406
Daddy, are you home?
Maybe he isn't.

3
00:00:29,407 --> 00:00:31,775
Ofcourse he is.
Daddy!

4
00:00:31,776 --> 00:00:34,577
Find him?

5
00:00:34,578 --> 00:00:37,575
Does it look like I found him,
Stanley? Well, I just thought...

6
00:00:44,218 --> 00:00:47,217
Dad!

7
00:00:47,821 --> 00:00:50,122
Daddy.

8
00:00:50,123 --> 00:00:53,121
Don't worry about your father,
Barbara. I'm sure he's alright.

9
00:00:54,726 --> 00:00:57,725
Oh, I don't know.

10
00:00:58,462 --> 00:01:01,463
Honey, I'm sure...
Daddy!

11
00:01:03,067 --> 00:01:05,536
Daddy, are you there?

12
00:01:05,537 --> 00:01:08,302
We shouldn't have left him alone.

13
00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:11,303
He wanted to come here.
Don't get your self all upset. Daddy!

14
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Honey. What...
Stanley!

15
00:01:15,077 --> 00:01:18,075
Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming! Daddy!

16
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I told you he should not be left alone.

17
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It's too big for one man in his
condition. He wanted to be left alone.

18
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You always take his side.
Daddy! Dad!

19
00:05:29,214 --> 00:05:32,212
Aaah!

20
00:06:15,915 --> 00:06:17,984
Who are you? Your outfit? Where you going?

21
00:06:17,985 --> 00:06:20,453
I don't know. You don't know? How come?

22
00:06:20,454 --> 00:06:23,453
I just moved up. Let me see your dog tags.

23
00:06:23,489 --> 00:06:25,524
Where are they?

24
00:06:25,525 --> 00:06:28,360
I... I can't find them.
He's a Kraut!

25
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He don't look like one.
I'm not! I'm an American.

26
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Prove it!
Prove it?

27
00:06:32,698 --> 00:06:35,299
Who plays third for the Tigers? The Tigers?

28
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The Detroit Tigers.

29
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Who is it?
I don't know.

30
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Why ask him?
It came in to my head.

31
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You guys go on without me.
Where's your weapon?

32
00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:47,341
I don't have one.
Everybody's got one!

33
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I'm a chaplain. Assistant chaplain.
What's your name?

34
00:06:51,079 --> 00:06:54,079
Pilgrim. You know why
this got three sides on it?

35
00:06:55,083 --> 00:06:58,081
Makes a slit that don't close up.
Gee, that's great.

36
00:06:59,385 --> 00:07:02,384
A G.I. knife makes a slit. Right.

37
00:07:02,453 --> 00:07:04,722
Slit closes up, right? Right.

38
00:07:04,723 --> 00:07:06,690
This makes
a three-sided slit.

39
00:07:06,691 --> 00:07:08,726
It kills you.

40
00:07:11,326 --> 00:07:13,327
What's that?
Chaplain's assistant.

41
00:07:13,328 --> 00:07:16,063
No shit! What's your name? His name's Pilgrim.

42
00:07:16,064 --> 00:07:19,064
You know how to pray?
Start praying!

43
00:07:19,969 --> 00:07:22,967
Where are we, Corp? Belgium, stupid.

44
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You tell Paul Lazzaro where we
are! We're in the middle of Krauts!

45
00:07:26,806 --> 00:07:28,808
You got us here.
Get us out!

46
00:07:28,809 --> 00:07:31,808
...Our Father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.

47
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...Thy kingdom come. Thy will be
done on earth as it is in heaven.

48
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Give us this day our daily...

49
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Just beyond those trees there's a farmhouse.

50
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Go on without me.
I'll be all right.

51
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I'm gonna
scout that farmhouse.

52
00:07:45,589 --> 00:07:48,589
And if it's clear, I'll fire my carbine
three times spaced.

53
00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:52,425
Got it!

54
00:07:57,398 --> 00:08:00,398
That son of a bitch
ditches us, I'll kill him.

55
00:08:01,001 --> 00:08:02,967
We could surrender.
What?

56
00:08:02,968 --> 00:08:05,738
We could surrender,
couldn't we?

57
00:08:05,739 --> 00:08:07,774
We'd just
have to stay here...

58
00:08:07,775 --> 00:08:10,775
Me and the corporal and the dago, we're
Americans! We don't surrender! Got that?

59
00:08:11,644 --> 00:08:14,641
He's took off.

60
00:08:27,489 --> 00:08:29,524
That corporal.

61
00:08:29,525 --> 00:08:32,523
He'll get back home
after the war.

62
00:08:32,859 --> 00:08:35,328
He'll be a big hero.

63
00:08:35,329 --> 00:08:38,328
Dames'll be climbin,
all over him.

64
00:08:38,365 --> 00:08:41,365
Couple of years go by, and one day
there's gonna be a knock on his door,

65
00:08:43,033 --> 00:08:46,033
and there'll be this stranger.

66
00:08:46,070 --> 00:08:49,070
...Paul Lazzaro sent me... the
stranger will say and shoot his pecker off.

67
00:08:50,376 --> 00:08:53,374
Strangerwill give him a couple of seconds
to think about who Paul Lazzaro is...

68
00:08:54,978 --> 00:08:57,976
and what life's gonna be like
without a pecker,

69
00:08:58,113 --> 00:09:01,113
then he'll shoot him once
in the guts and walk away.

70
00:09:01,450 --> 00:09:03,882
Yes.

71
00:09:03,883 --> 00:09:06,885
Billy, you time tripping again?

72
00:09:07,788 --> 00:09:10,788
I can always tell, you know,
when you've been time tripping.

73
00:09:15,661 --> 00:09:18,660
You were back in the war,
weren't you?

74
00:09:20,164 --> 00:09:23,163
Time travel's a bitch for you,
isn't it? Particularly the war.

75
00:09:24,134 --> 00:09:27,134
I can't help it.

76
00:09:27,471 --> 00:09:30,471
Why don't we see if old Mother Montana
can't keep you stuck right here for awhile.

77
00:09:33,975 --> 00:09:36,976
How about a little kiss? A little kiss?

78
00:09:38,014 --> 00:09:39,847
- A little ki...
- A what?

79
00:09:39,848 --> 00:09:42,849
A little kiss.
- You fuckin' faggot!

80
00:09:43,118 --> 00:09:45,649
What's the matter?
You fuckin' fairy!

81
00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:51,023
What's the matter, faggot?

82
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:53,357
I was thinkin' of a girl.
He wanted to kiss me.

83
00:09:55,192 --> 00:09:57,762
I was imagining things
and I was...

84
00:10:00,864 --> 00:10:03,862
Krauts!

85
00:10:06,602 --> 00:10:09,602
Stehen Sie auf.

86
00:10:22,949 --> 00:10:25,947
Billy, you're wonderful.

87
00:10:30,722 --> 00:10:33,722
I'm so glad I waited.

88
00:10:34,323 --> 00:10:37,161
I'm glad we waited too.

89
00:10:37,162 --> 00:10:40,161
Otherwise, it wouldn't have seemed
the same tonight. No, it wouldn't.

90
00:10:42,098 --> 00:10:45,095
It starts the whole
marriage off on the right foot.

91
00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:49,667
Yeah. Yeah.

92
00:10:50,938 --> 00:10:53,939
I know when you were in the war
you must have had experiences.

93
00:10:58,076 --> 00:11:01,075
Well... No, don't tell me about them!
It was wartime.

94
00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:05,244
Anyway, it's different for a man
than for a woman. I understand.

95
00:11:06,818 --> 00:11:08,884
Just so glad we waited.

96
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:11,885
So am I.

97
00:11:14,556 --> 00:11:17,556
And you know what? I'm gonna
lose weight just for you, Billy.

98
00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:23,161
See.
Before I needed a reason,

99
00:11:23,665 --> 00:11:26,663
and now...
I have one!

100
00:11:29,402 --> 00:11:32,402
Hey, Billy. I think we've begun
the life of a new hero.

101
00:11:38,043 --> 00:11:41,043
How can you tell? Because I'm a woman.

102
00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:45,577
Huh!

103
00:11:46,782 --> 00:11:49,782
And you know what, Billy? What?

104
00:11:53,590 --> 00:11:56,588
I never thought
anybody would ever marry me.

105
00:11:59,193 --> 00:12:02,191
I did.

106
00:12:57,940 --> 00:13:00,538
Oh, Jesus!
Stay off my feet, will ya?

107
00:13:17,821 --> 00:13:20,820
Oh, walk right, will ya? Gee, I'm sorry.

108
00:13:21,824 --> 00:13:24,825
You step on his feet again, you son
of a bitch, and I'll break your ass!

109
00:13:26,694 --> 00:13:29,530
You hear me?

110
00:13:29,531 --> 00:13:32,199
Die blonde Haar.
Bringen Sie Marine.

111
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:35,200
Over here.
Schnell!

112
00:14:01,923 --> 00:14:04,923
Good. Hold it. Look out here now.
Can you get the sign in?

113
00:14:05,327 --> 00:14:07,759
The sign's in good. Okay, smile.

114
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,761
Looks good.
Hold it.

115
00:14:11,031 --> 00:14:12,933
Big smile now.
Big smile!

116
00:14:12,934 --> 00:14:15,934
Ja! Lacheln.
Lacheln. Lacheln. Ja.

117
00:14:17,068 --> 00:14:20,068
Hey, that's good.
Hold that kiss.

118
00:14:21,472 --> 00:14:24,473
We got it!

119
00:14:32,482 --> 00:14:35,482
All you dog faces
from the 451 st over here.

120
00:14:35,819 --> 00:14:38,817
Fall in here. It's your old colonel,
boys. It's Wild Bob.

121
00:14:41,056 --> 00:14:43,457
Four-fifty-first.

122
00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:45,692
You from the 451 st?

123
00:14:45,693 --> 00:14:48,525
Some of you boys
must be from the 451 st.

124
00:14:48,526 --> 00:14:51,162
I know you, don't I?
What's your name?

125
00:14:51,163 --> 00:14:54,163
Pilgrim, sir. Pilgrim.
Of course! I remember you.

126
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:56,702
Damn fine rifleman.
Fine rifleman, Pilgrim.

127
00:14:56,703 --> 00:14:58,969
One of the best
in the 451 st.

128
00:14:58,970 --> 00:15:01,968
First in peace,
first in war, and first...

129
00:15:04,273 --> 00:15:07,240
Get your hands off me!
An officer's place is with his men!

130
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:10,242
My men need me, and I'm stayin' with,
em! Don't worry, it's your old colonel.

131
00:15:11,713 --> 00:15:14,348
Wild Bob is with you.
No formalities. At ease.

132
00:15:14,349 --> 00:15:17,346
By God, Will Bob's
proud of you.

133
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,751
There are dead Germans all over the
place wishin' to God they, d never...

134
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,556
I'm stayin' with my men.

135
00:15:30,193 --> 00:15:33,030
All right.
All right. God bless you, boys.

136
00:15:33,031 --> 00:15:36,031
Bless you, boys.

137
00:15:37,135 --> 00:15:39,601
By God, boy,
you're a good soldier.

138
00:15:39,602 --> 00:15:41,504
You'll come
through this all right.

139
00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:44,504
And when you get to Cody,
Wyoming, just ask for Wild Bob.

140
00:15:44,907 --> 00:15:47,904
We'll have one hell
of a reunion.

141
00:15:48,976 --> 00:15:51,976
God bless you, boys!
Bless ya, boys!

142
00:15:53,947 --> 00:15:56,948
A fag frolic in Wyoming. I'll
be there, Pilgrim, waitin' for you.

143
00:15:59,485 --> 00:16:01,453
Come on.

144
00:16:01,454 --> 00:16:04,452
This ain't so bad. I been in a lot
worse spots than this.

145
00:16:07,191 --> 00:16:09,690
Troy. Winter of '37.

146
00:16:09,691 --> 00:16:12,692
Cold?
I'll tell you!

147
00:16:13,196 --> 00:16:16,196
Or take the time Watkins and me decked
the yard bull at White River junction.

148
00:16:18,765 --> 00:16:21,765
Had us in the pen
for three weeks in our Skivvies.

149
00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:25,369
Would have had pneumonia
if we hadn't jumped the place.

150
00:16:26,474 --> 00:16:29,472
They took us up to Burlington
to check us out.

151
00:16:30,876 --> 00:16:33,711
Last I heard, Joe
was somewheres on the Alagash.

152
00:16:33,712 --> 00:16:36,712
You try that sometime, pal.

153
00:16:38,050 --> 00:16:41,049
You try that sometime
in February in 1934,

154
00:16:42,754 --> 00:16:44,754
then see
if this is so bad.

155
00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:47,523
There are plenty
of worse places.

156
00:16:47,524 --> 00:16:49,522
Plenty of worse places.

157
00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:55,661
He was at the top of his
class in optometry when this happened.

158
00:16:56,799 --> 00:16:59,332
I don't doubt it, Mrs. Pilgrim.

159
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,901
The doctor says
it's nervous exhaustion.

160
00:17:01,902 --> 00:17:04,068
Oh, I'm sure that's all it is.

161
00:17:04,069 --> 00:17:05,937
I think it's the war.

162
00:17:05,938 --> 00:17:08,936
That certainly could
have a lot to do with it.

163
00:17:08,972 --> 00:17:11,742
But he had
some awful experiences.

164
00:17:11,743 --> 00:17:14,277
He was in Dresden
when it was bombed.

165
00:17:14,278 --> 00:17:16,346
His closest friend
was killed there.

166
00:17:16,347 --> 00:17:19,013
Oh, dreadful.
Dreadful.

167
00:17:19,014 --> 00:17:22,014
And his father passed on
while Billy was in training.

168
00:17:22,383 --> 00:17:25,382
But I knew God would send
Billy home safe to me.

169
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:29,753
I prayed every night.
Mr. Rosewater.

170
00:17:29,823 --> 00:17:32,525
Even though we don't
belong to a church.

171
00:17:32,526 --> 00:17:35,526
We're all
in God's hands, dear.

172
00:17:40,799 --> 00:17:43,800
Billy!
Billy, Mama's here.

173
00:17:44,069 --> 00:17:47,069
You can come out now.

174
00:17:49,104 --> 00:17:50,973
He's engaged
to a very rich girl.

175
00:17:50,974 --> 00:17:53,974
Her name's Valencia. Valencia
Merble. Her father's Lionel Merble.

176
00:17:55,878 --> 00:17:58,880
He owns the Ilium School of
Optometry where Billy was going.

177
00:18:00,382 --> 00:18:03,382
He's building a brand-new home for
them on the lake for a wedding present.

178
00:18:04,985 --> 00:18:07,853
It's a surprise.

179
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,853
Billy. Billy,
sweetheart.

180
00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:14,457
The war is over.
You can come out now.

181
00:18:15,629 --> 00:18:18,629
Pilgrim!
You killed me, Pilgrim.

182
00:18:19,795 --> 00:18:21,730
You son of a bitch.

183
00:18:21,731 --> 00:18:24,730
You call my mom and dad
in Pittsburgh, see.

184
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:28,171
You tell them I died
and that you killed me!

185
00:18:34,676 --> 00:18:37,676
Weary.

186
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,346
This is Paul Lazzaro, Weary.

187
00:18:41,347 --> 00:18:44,117
I'll get revenge for you.

188
00:18:44,118 --> 00:18:47,117
Lazzaro.
Yeah.

189
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:54,421
Did I ever tell you what
happened to the dog? It's hot.

190
00:18:56,726 --> 00:18:59,727
Son of a bitch dog bit me.
So I got some steak,

191
00:19:00,297 --> 00:19:03,297
and I got this spring out of a clock, and
I cut that spring up into little pieces.

192
00:19:04,999 --> 00:19:07,999
I stuck it into the steak. Way inside. I
went to where they had that dog tied up.

193
00:19:09,871 --> 00:19:12,870
I said... Hey, boy. I'm not
mad. Come on. Let's be friends....

194
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:16,674
And I threw him the steak, and I
waited around for around 10 minutes.

195
00:19:17,745 --> 00:19:20,742
And he started cryin'... and the
blood spilled out of his mouth.

196
00:19:22,714 --> 00:19:25,713
He tried to chew out
his own insides, and I said,

197
00:19:26,717 --> 00:19:29,220
... Hey, boy.

198
00:19:29,221 --> 00:19:32,219
That's me inside there
with those knives....

199
00:19:33,523 --> 00:19:36,523
Anybody ask you
the sweetest thing in the world,

200
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:41,092
it's revenge.

201
00:19:49,804 --> 00:19:52,801
Weary's dead, Pilgrim.

202
00:19:56,141 --> 00:19:58,810
The patient has been
suffering from trauma...

203
00:19:58,811 --> 00:20:01,809
which we think can be
treated by electric shock.

204
00:20:01,913 --> 00:20:03,914
Hello, Billy.
Hello.

205
00:20:03,915 --> 00:20:06,913
We've prescribed a series of 12,
and we're up to number seven.

206
00:20:08,017 --> 00:20:11,015
The patient was a prisoner of war
in Dresden when it was bombed.

207
00:20:11,285 --> 00:20:14,286
He claims that well over 100,000
people were burned to death in the fire.

208
00:20:15,825 --> 00:20:18,825
Worse than Hiroshima.
And since Billy was actually there,

209
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,924
it's natural to assume that this has had a
contributing effect on his present condition.

210
00:20:24,631 --> 00:20:27,630
He's ready, Doctor. You're going to sleep now, Billy.

211
00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:42,325
Aufstiegen.

212
00:21:42,326 --> 00:21:44,761
Was is los?
Arouse!

213
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:47,761
Arouse!

214
00:21:59,541 --> 00:22:02,539
Schnell!

215
00:22:21,759 --> 00:22:24,756
In German
Continues]

216
00:23:22,007 --> 00:23:25,004
Name?
Paul Lazzaro.

217
00:23:25,208 --> 00:23:27,209
That's two z, s.

218
00:23:27,210 --> 00:23:30,209
Parents? I don't got no family. I said two z, s.

219
00:23:31,415 --> 00:23:34,413
To whom we send the number in case of death? Send it to him.

220
00:23:38,887 --> 00:23:41,722
This is your tag.
Don't forget it.

221
00:23:41,723 --> 00:23:44,721
Ja, wohl.

222
00:23:46,827 --> 00:23:48,860
Name?

223
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:50,896
Parents?

224
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:53,894
You want it now, Pilgrim? Or
in the morning? What do you want?

225
00:23:54,632 --> 00:23:57,433
- Hey, hey! Why me?
- Aufstehen!

226
00:23:57,434 --> 00:24:00,403
Oh, you're
on my list, pal.

227
00:24:00,404 --> 00:24:02,472
- Aufstehen!
- Aufstehen.

228
00:24:06,241 --> 00:24:09,239
Gear it down, fella. These Germans can be awfully mean.

229
00:24:10,243 --> 00:24:12,913
Oh, yeah? Well, they don't know Paul Lazzaro.

230
00:24:12,914 --> 00:24:15,912
Listen. We Americans
have got to stick together.

231
00:24:16,450 --> 00:24:19,118
Who are you, pop?
I'm Edgar Derby.

232
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:22,119
Yeah? Well, I got somethin' for you to stick, Derby.

233
00:24:28,625 --> 00:24:31,625
All right. All right.

234
00:24:32,564 --> 00:24:35,562
Hey, you fuckin' goon! All right. I'm takin' em off!

235
00:24:36,599 --> 00:24:39,599
Leave me alone! I'll take, em off! I'm warnin' ya, pal.

236
00:24:44,405 --> 00:24:47,406
All right, son.
Over here.

237
00:24:54,512 --> 00:24:57,513
Here we go, Billyboy. I'll take you out. Time to sinkorswim!

238
00:24:58,883 --> 00:25:01,884
That's the way to do it, Pilgrim. Best thing for him.

239
00:25:01,921 --> 00:25:04,919
By God, Pilgrim.
You're really gonna do it.

240
00:25:05,121 --> 00:25:08,121
You bet your boots I'm gonna do it. His
mama's not gonna keep him all of his life.

241
00:25:09,658 --> 00:25:12,658
My old man did the same to me.
Done me a world of good.

242
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,228
Oh, you betcha!
It's the only way!

243
00:25:15,229 --> 00:25:18,230
Well, this is it, Billy boy.
It's sink or swim!

244
00:25:18,733 --> 00:25:21,733
And don't...

245
00:25:25,737 --> 00:25:28,239
Billy?

246
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,239
Billy?

247
00:25:31,475 --> 00:25:34,477
Billy!

248
00:25:59,632 --> 00:26:02,634
Who are they?
They're Russian prisoners.

249
00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:21,180
Hail, hail
the Yanks are here

250
00:26:21,817 --> 00:26:24,817
Join the men from Dover
till the war is over

251
00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:28,618
We bid you welcome here

252
00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:32,621
With a little food and cheer
you're welcome here

253
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,358
To share our food

254
00:26:37,696 --> 00:26:40,696
And cheer

255
00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:46,468
Evening.
Come along inside.

256
00:26:46,469 --> 00:26:48,638
We've organized
a little welcome.

257
00:26:48,639 --> 00:26:51,174
We had a couple of days notice
of your arrival.

258
00:26:51,175 --> 00:26:53,176
That gave us
an opportunity to prepare.

259
00:26:53,177 --> 00:26:56,174
Hear you had a pretty beastly time
in Bondem. Jerry put on quite a show.

260
00:26:56,777 --> 00:26:59,045
It can't last forever,
can it?

261
00:27:16,292 --> 00:27:19,293
- Where, d you get all this?
- Red Cross. Clerical error.

262
00:27:20,631 --> 00:27:23,631
They've been sending us 500
parcels a month instead of 50.

263
00:27:23,734 --> 00:27:26,666
Three years now. We've
got rather a lot, actually.

264
00:27:26,667 --> 00:27:28,702
Shouldn't you tell 'em?

265
00:27:28,703 --> 00:27:30,537
Shouldn't you
give it back?

266
00:27:30,538 --> 00:27:33,538
Oh, Yank. You haven't been in the fight very long, have you?

267
00:27:35,509 --> 00:27:38,507
Come along. I keep forgetting wars
have always been fought by children.

268
00:27:39,446 --> 00:27:42,446
Where did you get this absurd garment? They gave it to me.

269
00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:45,618
Who?
The Germans.

270
00:27:45,619 --> 00:27:48,617
They didn't give you a coat, Yank, they
gave you an insult. Hey, son. Over here.

271
00:28:01,564 --> 00:28:03,631
Do you understand
what I'm saying?

272
00:28:03,632 --> 00:28:06,399
Jerry tried
to humiliate you.

273
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,400
Now you must wear that coat as if you
were proud of it. Teach him a lesson.

274
00:28:12,639 --> 00:28:15,140
It's terribly important
that you understand that.

275
00:28:15,141 --> 00:28:18,139
It's been almost four years since I was
taken prisoner. True of most of us here.

276
00:28:18,943 --> 00:28:21,944
We haven't seen a woman or a child in all
of that time. Think about that for a minute.

277
00:28:25,117 --> 00:28:27,582
Want to know
how we survived?

278
00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:29,584
Well, I'll tell you.

279
00:28:29,585 --> 00:28:31,686
The day that I was captured,

280
00:28:31,687 --> 00:28:33,688
I made a promise to myself:

281
00:28:33,689 --> 00:28:36,492
I vowed each day I would
brush my teeth, shave my beard,

282
00:28:36,493 --> 00:28:39,491
wash my hands and face before each
meal, evacuate my bowels with regularity.

283
00:28:41,462 --> 00:28:44,462
And do you know why?

284
00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:48,831
Because the war consists of
continual petty humiliations.

285
00:28:50,704 --> 00:28:53,703
And I for one was going to treat myself with
a good deal of self-respect and survive.

286
00:28:54,674 --> 00:28:57,672
Do you think
you can do it?

287
00:29:05,282 --> 00:29:08,280
Johnny Fedoramet
Alice Blue Bonnet

288
00:29:09,252 --> 00:29:12,250
In the window of a departmentstore Get it!

289
00:29:14,388 --> 00:29:16,321
It was love at first sight
Come on! Come on!

290
00:29:16,322 --> 00:29:19,023
And they promised one night

291
00:29:19,024 --> 00:29:22,025
- They'd be sweethearts forevermore
- Billy. Lunchtime, hon.

292
00:29:23,963 --> 00:29:26,963
Okay, I'll be right there. Johnny would serenade Alice

293
00:29:28,031 --> 00:29:31,031
Tooralei, tooralie Tooraloo
Spot, sit. Sit. Stay.

294
00:29:32,535 --> 00:29:35,536
Spot. sit. Sit! He sang of a beautiful palace

295
00:29:37,341 --> 00:29:40,339
Of a beautiful hatbox of blue Heel. That's right.

296
00:29:41,577 --> 00:29:44,577
Billy. Billy. Want a snack? But
Johnny Fedora lost Alice Blue Bonnet

297
00:29:46,182 --> 00:29:49,180
Be right in. To a patron of the departmentstore

298
00:29:51,486 --> 00:29:54,485
Her beauty was sought by the girl she was bought by Spot!

299
00:29:55,923 --> 00:29:58,920
For $23.94

300
00:30:03,729 --> 00:30:05,696
Come on, Spot.
You can do it.

301
00:30:05,697 --> 00:30:08,695
Come on, boy!
Come on, Spot.

302
00:30:08,966 --> 00:30:11,501
Come on!
Come on, boy!

303
00:30:11,502 --> 00:30:14,500
Come on. Jump in.
Come on. Jump!

304
00:30:15,370 --> 00:30:17,472
Attaboy!

305
00:30:17,473 --> 00:30:20,472
Good dog, Spot.

306
00:30:21,309 --> 00:30:23,810
Good.

307
00:30:23,811 --> 00:30:26,811
Billy!

308
00:30:27,882 --> 00:30:29,981
- Billy!
- Yeah?

309
00:30:29,981 --> 00:30:32,982
- Suppertime, hon.
- Be right in.

310
00:30:33,817 --> 00:30:36,818
Spot. situp. He looked for her up town

311
00:30:37,189 --> 00:30:39,522
You think so? Come on. Look at that!

312
00:30:39,523 --> 00:30:42,523
Now, roll over, Spot.
Atta, boy. Isn't he great?

313
00:30:45,162 --> 00:30:48,064
Where's daddy?
That's right.

314
00:30:48,065 --> 00:30:51,064
Where's mommy? Where's mommy? Wh-Where's mommy?

315
00:30:51,701 --> 00:30:54,700
That's right.
Hi, Spot. Spot!

316
00:30:55,036 --> 00:30:58,036
Oh, Billy! Get that goddamn mutt out of here.
Get him out of here. Out!

317
00:31:02,274 --> 00:31:04,343
Oh, poor Bobby.

318
00:31:04,344 --> 00:31:07,345
I can't stand that animal! He's
ruined three carpets, two pairs of shoes...

319
00:31:07,648 --> 00:31:09,580
He's driving me crazy.

320
00:31:09,581 --> 00:31:12,581
For true love
will come smiling through

321
00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:23,589
You're okay, Spot.
You're okay.

322
00:31:25,295 --> 00:31:28,295
You make a little mistake
now and then, but you're okay.

323
00:31:29,062 --> 00:31:32,062
You got heart.

324
00:31:34,199 --> 00:31:37,200
Yeah. Old Spot.

325
00:32:58,369 --> 00:33:01,001
Pilgrim.

326
00:33:01,002 --> 00:33:04,002
Pilgrim.

327
00:33:04,139 --> 00:33:06,341
Pilgrim!

328
00:33:06,342 --> 00:33:08,844
Can ya hear me, Pilgrim?

329
00:33:08,845 --> 00:33:11,111
Huh? Can ya
hear me, Pilgrim?

330
00:33:11,112 --> 00:33:13,881
When do you want it?
When do you want it?

331
00:33:13,882 --> 00:33:16,880
You'll never know when it's gonna
happen. Maybe years. What's goin' on?

332
00:33:17,015 --> 00:33:20,015
- Alright. son.
- This pork chop killed a friend.

333
00:33:20,284 --> 00:33:22,251
- I didn't. I just...
- This man is sick.

334
00:33:22,252 --> 00:33:24,388
Yeah? Well, he's gonna be dead. Out.

335
00:33:24,389 --> 00:33:26,557
You wanna make the list?
Outside, Lazzarino.

336
00:33:26,558 --> 00:33:29,558
Lazzaro!
L-a-z... Out!

337
00:33:29,861 --> 00:33:32,858
You threaten this man again,
I'll break you in half.

338
00:33:39,234 --> 00:33:42,233
Don't ever answer the door.
You tell 'em what happens.

339
00:33:43,070 --> 00:33:46,070
Nobody fucks around with Paul Lazzaro. You tell 'em!

340
00:33:48,309 --> 00:33:51,242
Boy's all twisted up inside.

341
00:33:51,243 --> 00:33:53,279
Feelin' better?

342
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,281
Yes, thank you.

343
00:33:55,282 --> 00:33:58,281
What's he got against you? He's got this
crazy idea I caused his friend's death.

344
00:33:59,953 --> 00:34:02,950
I didn't, I...
I'm sure you didn't.

345
00:34:03,286 --> 00:34:06,286
I'll talk some turkey
to that boy.

346
00:34:08,459 --> 00:34:11,457
- What happened to me?
- You passed out, and I brought you in here.

347
00:34:13,963 --> 00:34:16,961
Here. Try some of this.

348
00:34:17,630 --> 00:34:19,899
This will fix you up.

349
00:34:19,900 --> 00:34:22,898
Kinda hot.

350
00:34:23,168 --> 00:34:26,169
Thank you.

351
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,641
- Attaboy. Taste
pretty good? - Uh-huh.

352
00:34:34,544 --> 00:34:37,543
You don't have to stay. What the heck. Might as well.

353
00:34:39,951 --> 00:34:42,015
I got some food
back there.

354
00:34:42,016 --> 00:34:45,016
I don't mean to be impolite,
but how come you're in the army?

355
00:34:45,854 --> 00:34:48,854
I couldn't stay out. Not with the Nazis and Japanese...

356
00:34:49,658 --> 00:34:51,924
threatening
to con quer the world.

357
00:34:51,925 --> 00:34:54,926
I've got a boy your age seeing action in the South Pacific.

358
00:34:55,430 --> 00:34:58,264
Hey, that's really something. Yeah.

359
00:34:58,265 --> 00:35:01,265
I used to tell my students there,
s a monster loose in the world.

360
00:35:02,099 --> 00:35:05,100
I got tired of telling them, and I joined up.

361
00:35:05,135 --> 00:35:07,571
I thought you were a teacher. Oh, come on.

362
00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:10,573
You have that confidence
and a very good way with words.

363
00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:13,607
I'll tell you one thing. We don't mince
phraseologies at Boston Trade and Industrial.

364
00:35:17,913 --> 00:35:20,414
Oh, boy.

365
00:35:20,415 --> 00:35:23,413
I wonder if my father
were still alive if, uh...

366
00:35:24,518 --> 00:35:26,553
I don't think he would of.

367
00:35:26,554 --> 00:35:29,322
Don't you ever sell him short, son.

368
00:35:29,323 --> 00:35:31,424
Mom would never
have let him.

369
00:35:31,425 --> 00:35:34,422
You couldn't
blame her, could you?

370
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,759
But then
I'm lucky, I guess.

371
00:35:37,828 --> 00:35:40,531
Margaret's a very
understanding woman.

372
00:35:40,532 --> 00:35:42,498
We were
childhood sweethearts.

373
00:35:42,499 --> 00:35:45,499
Hey, that's nice. You got a girl back home?

374
00:35:46,902 --> 00:35:48,903
No one special.

375
00:35:48,904 --> 00:35:51,904
Margaret's the only woman
I've ever known.

376
00:35:52,374 --> 00:35:54,776
There's Margaret.

377
00:35:54,777 --> 00:35:56,945
Aw, she looks awful nice.

378
00:35:56,946 --> 00:35:59,945
She's just about everything
a man could ask for.

379
00:36:02,114 --> 00:36:05,114
Oh, oh. What's this?

380
00:36:06,284 --> 00:36:09,284
That's my mom
in our backyard.

381
00:36:09,756 --> 00:36:12,755
Oh, you have
a very nice-looking mother.

382
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,325
Yeah, she is.
Very nice.

383
00:36:17,326 --> 00:36:20,326
That's a nice house too.
That's the back.

384
00:36:20,630 --> 00:36:23,363
It's a nice yard.

385
00:36:23,364 --> 00:36:26,365
Nice.

386
00:36:27,169 --> 00:36:30,169
When did you enlist?

387
00:36:30,572 --> 00:36:33,372
It wasn't quite like that. I was drafted. Oh?

388
00:36:33,373 --> 00:36:36,373
It's not that I didn't want to go,
I just wanted to finish school first.

389
00:36:38,144 --> 00:36:41,145
Where were you in school? First year
of the Ilium School of Optometry.

390
00:36:41,882 --> 00:36:44,381
An optometrist.
That's a very good field.

391
00:36:44,382 --> 00:36:47,382
Yes, cause you're doing things for people,
and there'll always be a need for optometrists.

392
00:36:49,387 --> 00:36:51,422
Boy, what you just said...

393
00:36:51,423 --> 00:36:54,421
is a very good
philosophical way of life.

394
00:36:55,525 --> 00:36:58,493
What? I mean about filling a need and helping people.

395
00:36:58,494 --> 00:37:01,494
Why, that's self-determination and free
enterprise backing itself up all the way.

396
00:37:02,632 --> 00:37:05,532
That's why we're in Europe
stopping Hitler.

397
00:37:05,533 --> 00:37:07,900
My name's Edgar Derby, son.
What's yours?

398
00:37:07,901 --> 00:37:10,902
Billy Pilgrim. Billy, it's nice to have you aboard.

399
00:37:11,739 --> 00:37:13,738
Thank you. You had enough of that?

400
00:37:13,739 --> 00:37:16,739
Yes, I did.
Thank you.

401
00:37:20,578 --> 00:37:22,779
The English gave me
these boots for ya.

402
00:37:22,780 --> 00:37:25,779
Don't mind the silver paint. They
did that for a skit about Cinderella.

403
00:37:27,551 --> 00:37:30,551
It was darn funny. It was a lot
of singin' and dancin' and crazy stuff.

404
00:37:32,223 --> 00:37:34,455
Yeah, I admire the English.

405
00:37:34,456 --> 00:37:37,456
They have a great
philosophical way of life.

406
00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:41,292
Keep themselves going. Putting
on shows. Gilbert and Sullivan.

407
00:37:41,895 --> 00:37:44,893
What's this?

408
00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:49,164
She's his sweetheart

409
00:37:49,669 --> 00:37:52,237
He's her vow
Happy anniversary.

410
00:37:52,238 --> 00:37:55,236
He's her Billy

411
00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:58,773
She's his Val Oh, Billy!

412
00:38:00,010 --> 00:38:03,010
They were married Your diamond! Why did you do it?

413
00:38:03,778 --> 00:38:06,778
Never to part When I go on this diet just for you,

414
00:38:07,048 --> 00:38:09,116
I'm going to be so sexy.

415
00:38:09,117 --> 00:38:12,119
I'll make you so happy.
Just wait and see.

416
00:38:13,223 --> 00:38:16,055
Look. Isn't it divine?

417
00:38:16,056 --> 00:38:18,290
Goodness!

418
00:38:18,291 --> 00:38:21,289
This diamond
has a story to it.

419
00:38:21,594 --> 00:38:24,592
Billy actually found it
in Germany during the war.

420
00:38:25,529 --> 00:38:28,530
Billy, tell 'em about it. Oh, go ahead, darling, tell them.

421
00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:32,100
No. Billy's too modest. So I'll tell you.

422
00:38:33,037 --> 00:38:34,869
When he was a prisoner
in this ...

423
00:38:34,870 --> 00:38:37,238
Good boy, Billy.
Thanks.

424
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:40,238
They gave him an awful coat to wear.

425
00:38:41,476 --> 00:38:44,474
Congrats, Billy. What was his name, hon?

426
00:38:45,745 --> 00:38:48,745
Who? The one that was killed in Dresden.

427
00:38:49,850 --> 00:38:52,418
- Edgar Derby.
- Oh, that's right.

428
00:38:52,419 --> 00:38:55,119
Poor old Edgar Derby.
Oh, that was really awful.

429
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,121
They shot him for, uh...
What was it, Billy?

430
00:39:00,392 --> 00:39:02,426
Well, anyway,
before that,

431
00:39:02,427 --> 00:39:05,424
they found this diamond right in the pocket of Billy's coat.

432
00:39:06,862 --> 00:39:09,862
Lord knows how it got there, and Lord knows
why somebody didn't find it before.

433
00:39:11,501 --> 00:39:14,500
It probably came
from some poor old Jew.

434
00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:16,603
So many of them
have their money in diamonds.

435
00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:19,603
Jesus, Dad!
I'm on the john.

436
00:39:20,107 --> 00:39:23,107
My, God, Robert. There's a party
downstairs. Why don't you lock the door?

437
00:39:24,011 --> 00:39:27,010
'Cause Mom broke the lock
the last time I locked it.

438
00:39:27,013 --> 00:39:30,013
Can't I have any privacy? What have you got there?

439
00:39:30,516 --> 00:39:33,516
Where?
There.

440
00:39:40,889 --> 00:39:43,890
Shouldn't be reading
that kind of junk, Robert.

441
00:39:45,026 --> 00:39:48,027
Jesus!

442
00:40:04,644 --> 00:40:07,642
Lads. Lads. Hey, Billy!

443
00:40:08,345 --> 00:40:11,346
- Billy. Over here.
Can I have your attention?

444
00:40:12,316 --> 00:40:14,818
Please, please, please.

445
00:40:14,819 --> 00:40:17,817
You're being transferred
to a camp in Dresden.

446
00:40:18,821 --> 00:40:21,820
You're going to
be leaving for there this afternoon.

447
00:40:22,756 --> 00:40:24,725
Actually, I'm
quite envious of you.

448
00:40:24,726 --> 00:40:27,192
Dresden is a beautiful city.

449
00:40:27,193 --> 00:40:30,129
Paid a visit there myself
before the war.

450
00:40:30,130 --> 00:40:32,131
Besides being quite lovely,
it's quite safe.

451
00:40:32,132 --> 00:40:35,132
It's an open city with out
war industries or troop concentrations.

452
00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:39,367
It's by far the safest place to
be until we get this all over with.

453
00:40:40,838 --> 00:40:43,839
Now then, you must elect a leader. He,
s going to be in charge of all this group.

454
00:40:45,376 --> 00:40:47,675
You'll all be under
his direct orders,

455
00:40:47,676 --> 00:40:50,512
and he will be your line of communication with the Germans.

456
00:40:50,513 --> 00:40:53,513
Nominations are now open.

457
00:40:58,587 --> 00:41:01,021
You need a leader.

458
00:41:01,022 --> 00:41:03,490
I nominate
Paul Lazzaro.

459
00:41:03,491 --> 00:41:06,390
Lazzaro. Right.

460
00:41:06,391 --> 00:41:09,391
Anyone else?

461
00:41:11,329 --> 00:41:14,330
Well, then...
I nominate Edgar Derby.

462
00:41:14,768 --> 00:41:17,766
Anyone else?

463
00:41:18,770 --> 00:41:21,203
You'll be responsible,
to this man you elect.

464
00:41:21,204 --> 00:41:24,204
and he'll be responsible
to the Germans.

465
00:41:24,373 --> 00:41:27,139
So if you mess him up, he's the one they're gonna be after.

466
00:41:27,140 --> 00:41:30,141
Oh, yeah? Hey, pop, you want it so bad; you got it.

467
00:41:31,847 --> 00:41:33,948
I un-nominate Lazzaro.

468
00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:36,946
I don't think it will come as a surprise to anyone...

469
00:41:37,283 --> 00:41:40,283
when I introduce our Lion's Club
president for the coming year.

470
00:41:40,753 --> 00:41:43,753
Our own Billy Pilgrim.

471
00:41:47,191 --> 00:41:50,191
- The floor's all yours. Good luck.
- Oh, shut up, will ya?

472
00:41:55,799 --> 00:41:58,033
Thank you.

473
00:41:58,034 --> 00:42:00,436
Thank you.

474
00:42:09,509 --> 00:42:12,509
Thank you.

475
00:42:13,946 --> 00:42:16,945
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

476
00:42:17,617 --> 00:42:20,617
Thank you. Mr. Walters. Fellow Lions.

477
00:42:23,787 --> 00:42:26,786
I want you to know I will do my best to live up to the...

478
00:42:27,923 --> 00:42:30,924
Confidence you've showed by... chosing...
choose... by having chose me here today.

479
00:42:35,765 --> 00:42:38,763
Uh, and I know that my first responsibility...

480
00:42:42,368 --> 00:42:45,369
is to see that each of you
gets through this safely...

481
00:42:45,540 --> 00:42:48,538
and are reunited with your loved ones.

482
00:42:51,243 --> 00:42:54,243
I'd like to ask you... I know we're all of different faiths,

483
00:42:54,913 --> 00:42:57,412
but we're all Americans...

484
00:42:57,413 --> 00:43:00,084
Oh, God.

485
00:43:00,085 --> 00:43:02,518
to bow our heads together
and pray.

486
00:43:02,519 --> 00:43:04,620
Oh, go take a flying fuck!

487
00:43:04,621 --> 00:43:07,618
If that isn't the most obscene vulgar... Oh!

488
00:43:08,756 --> 00:43:11,192
Is my bath ready,
Sillvio?

489
00:43:11,193 --> 00:43:14,193
Yes, Miss.

490
00:43:14,595 --> 00:43:16,530
My robe, Silvio.

491
00:43:16,531 --> 00:43:19,530
Honestly, to show this kind of junk at
a family drive-in. It's disgraceful!

492
00:43:20,501 --> 00:43:23,499
Why do you avert your eyes from me, Sillvio?

493
00:43:23,736 --> 00:43:26,736
Why you wanted to take the children to it is beyond me.

494
00:43:28,038 --> 00:43:31,039
Massalina can give you salvation from... Oh, Robert!

495
00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:34,042
You shouldn't see that! Mom! Hey!

496
00:43:35,313 --> 00:43:38,212
Do you find Massalina
unattractive?

497
00:43:38,213 --> 00:43:40,080
- Oh, gross!
- Wow!

498
00:43:40,081 --> 00:43:43,080
- That's enough!
- Jesus, Mom! They show more in health class.

499
00:43:44,218 --> 00:43:46,353
Take us home. I don't want
to hear another word.

500
00:43:46,354 --> 00:43:48,987
- Silvio.
Did you hear me? - Shit!

501
00:43:48,988 --> 00:43:51,988
I will not tolerate that kind
of language in front of me, goddamn it!

502
00:43:53,025 --> 00:43:56,025
I am not going to subject
myself to that filth...

503
00:43:56,230 --> 00:43:58,863
or allow my children
to be subjected to it.

504
00:43:58,864 --> 00:44:01,199
Billy, lam talking to you!

505
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,033
Come on.

506
00:44:03,034 --> 00:44:06,034
Silvio. Silvio.
Billy!

507
00:44:07,706 --> 00:44:10,703
Billy. Billy!
Come here.

508
00:44:18,780 --> 00:44:21,781
See how you like this one.
... Dear Meg,

509
00:44:22,417 --> 00:44:25,416
...We're on our way to Dresden where we,
ll have to do some work for the Germans.

510
00:44:27,821 --> 00:44:30,820
...It won't be warwork because the
Geneva Convention prohibits that,

511
00:44:31,590 --> 00:44:34,392
besides, there isn't
any war-production in Dresden.

512
00:44:34,393 --> 00:44:37,393
...Dresden is the town where our
little dancing figure came from.

513
00:44:38,961 --> 00:44:41,863
Remember the one that Johnny
knocked off the table and broke?...

514
00:44:44,267 --> 00:44:47,268
...Dresden's never been bombed
because it isn't a military target,

515
00:44:48,104 --> 00:44:50,370
...so we'll be safe there.

516
00:44:50,371 --> 00:44:53,371
...Please write to Johnny
and give him all my love,

517
00:44:54,009 --> 00:44:57,009
tell him I know we'll all
be back together again soon.

518
00:44:57,946 --> 00:45:00,944
Tell him how proud I am of him....

519
00:45:13,658 --> 00:45:16,659
Where is he? Your boy's in the car, Mr. Pilgrim.

520
00:45:17,028 --> 00:45:19,060
He's the only one we actually caught.

521
00:45:19,061 --> 00:45:22,061
They knocked over 14 gravestones, all told.

522
00:45:22,298 --> 00:45:25,265
I can't understand why he'd do such a thing.

523
00:45:25,266 --> 00:45:27,867
Has he ever said anything about Catholics?

524
00:45:27,868 --> 00:45:30,867
- I mean, has he anything against them?
- We've got Catholic friends.

525
00:45:32,039 --> 00:45:35,039
What will the McNalley's think? What
are we going to say to the McNalley's?

526
00:45:36,276 --> 00:45:38,845
Mr. Pilgrim, if I could see you up here.

527
00:45:38,846 --> 00:45:41,311
My, God!
Why did he do it?

528
00:45:41,312 --> 00:45:44,311
I don't want to take the boy down to the station.

529
00:45:44,447 --> 00:45:46,482
It might be embarrassing to you.

530
00:45:46,483 --> 00:45:49,482
- Maybe we could handle it in some other way.
- Thank you. Officer.

531
00:45:50,285 --> 00:45:53,285
If you can get the damages from
the church, I'd pay for that.

532
00:45:54,123 --> 00:45:56,592
I'll see what I can do.

533
00:45:56,593 --> 00:45:59,591
And I'd like to show my appreciation by
giving you this for the policeman's fund.

534
00:46:01,261 --> 00:46:04,262
You don't have to do that, Mr. Pilgrim,
but it's very generous of you.

535
00:46:06,167 --> 00:46:09,167
I'll call you after we've been able to
determine the extent of the damages.

536
00:46:09,834 --> 00:46:12,834
What's the matter, Billy?

537
00:46:13,905 --> 00:46:16,906
You must be the greatest father in the world.

538
00:46:19,643 --> 00:46:22,312
I love my son, Billy.

539
00:46:22,313 --> 00:46:25,311
Guess that's all it takes.

540
00:46:25,848 --> 00:46:28,848
Hey, you guys.
We're there.

541
00:46:35,690 --> 00:46:37,758
It's beautiful.

542
00:46:37,759 --> 00:46:40,756
I never saw anything like it. It's lovely.

543
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,759
It's the Land of Oz.

544
00:47:16,322 --> 00:47:19,323
Herr Kommandant.

545
00:48:05,063 --> 00:48:08,062
Where's kommandant?

546
00:48:12,366 --> 00:48:15,366
I'm the American kommandant.

547
00:48:21,742 --> 00:48:24,742
These men...
I'm the American...

548
00:48:25,211 --> 00:48:27,345
Guess you better go.

549
00:48:27,346 --> 00:48:30,346
Okay, men.
Everybody on the other side.

550
00:48:33,551 --> 00:48:36,551
Ich bin the American kommandant.

551
00:48:36,554 --> 00:48:38,555
Perhaps you understand English.

552
00:48:38,556 --> 00:48:41,553
Back at the camp, the men chose me... Go back in line.

553
00:48:41,690 --> 00:48:44,690
I was told to take charge.

554
00:48:46,094 --> 00:48:49,094
Okay, fellas.
Move out. Move out.

555
00:52:05,354 --> 00:52:08,223
Don't fool around
with any oo-la-las.

556
00:52:08,224 --> 00:52:10,892
How can Ich eat
with your old man around?

557
00:52:10,893 --> 00:52:13,792
That won't be so hard. We just make an agreement.

558
00:52:13,793 --> 00:52:16,793
You don't talk, and I don't talk.
Daddy, shame on you!

559
00:52:16,862 --> 00:52:19,764
Hey, come on, Billy.
We're on our way.

560
00:52:19,765 --> 00:52:22,766
- Bye-bye, Barb. - Bye,
Val. - Have a good time.

561
00:52:23,303 --> 00:52:26,301
Bye, sweetheart. Have a good time. Bye. Bye, hon. Okay.

562
00:52:30,541 --> 00:52:33,541
Bye.

563
00:52:41,150 --> 00:52:43,218
I know there's
gonna be meetings,

564
00:52:43,219 --> 00:52:46,216
but I really mostly
want you to enjoy yourself.

565
00:52:46,252 --> 00:52:49,251
By God, you deserve it.
You really do.

566
00:52:49,988 --> 00:52:52,257
Want me to tell you a secret, huh?

567
00:52:52,258 --> 00:52:55,159
I wouldn't tell anybody this, of course, but...

568
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:58,160
when Valencia brought you home and wanted to
marry you, to tell you the honest-to-God truth,

569
00:52:59,530 --> 00:53:02,133
I thought she'd brought home a first-class loser!

570
00:53:02,134 --> 00:53:04,733
I really thought that. But you proved me wrong.

571
00:53:04,734 --> 00:53:07,536
I'm the first to admit it.

572
00:53:07,537 --> 00:53:10,439
You proved old Lionel wrong.

573
00:53:13,210 --> 00:53:16,207
Dad?

574
00:53:23,484 --> 00:53:26,482
Fine family-man,
and I'm...

575
00:53:38,929 --> 00:53:41,929
The plane's gonna crash.
Oh, come on, Billy-boy!

576
00:53:42,498 --> 00:53:44,798
In 25 minutes,
the whole thing cracks up.

577
00:53:44,799 --> 00:53:47,799
You can't get out of your seat!

578
00:53:49,004 --> 00:53:51,170
Stop the plane. No one's allowed in the cockpit, sir.

579
00:53:51,171 --> 00:53:54,172
It's gonna crash. I organized this charter;
I'm responsible... Do you want to be removed?

580
00:53:55,508 --> 00:53:58,477
But you don't understand! We've
got our clearance for the takeoff.

581
00:53:58,478 --> 00:54:01,478
Everything's going to be all
right. Leave the driving to us.

582
00:54:02,582 --> 00:54:05,580
Lousy drunk son of a bitch! God,
I hate these charter flights.

583
00:54:18,193 --> 00:54:21,194
Oh, there's a change in the weather,
there's a changein' the scene

584
00:54:21,697 --> 00:54:24,698
Bum, bum, bum, bum.
So from now on there'll be a change in me

585
00:54:25,566 --> 00:54:28,566
Bum, bum. My walk will be different
My talk and my name

586
00:54:28,836 --> 00:54:30,868
Bum, bum, bum, bum
Nothin' about me

587
00:54:30,869 --> 00:54:33,138
Will be the same
You feel all right?

588
00:54:33,139 --> 00:54:36,137
That sure was a lousy joke you pulled
back there about the plane crashing.

589
00:54:37,807 --> 00:54:40,444
I'm sorry, Dad.
Forget it.

590
00:54:40,445 --> 00:54:42,880
Stewardess, bring this young fella another drink!

591
00:54:42,881 --> 00:54:45,878
Bum, bum, bum, bum
There'll be some changes

592
00:54:46,682 --> 00:54:49,682
Made today

593
00:55:19,909 --> 00:55:22,909
Schlachthof-funf.
This is Schlachthof-funf.

594
00:55:24,682 --> 00:55:27,316
Funfis English five.

595
00:55:27,317 --> 00:55:30,317
Schlacht is slaughter.
Hofis house.

596
00:55:30,886 --> 00:55:33,885
Schlachthof-funf:
Slaughterhouse-five.

597
00:55:35,122 --> 00:55:38,120
No, the rules of the Geneva Convention prohibit...
Haltesmal! Haltesmal!

598
00:55:39,793 --> 00:55:42,793
You must learn the address
for your own well-being.

599
00:55:43,563 --> 00:55:46,560
In event of emergency,
you will say Schlachthof-funf.

600
00:55:47,097 --> 00:55:49,865
Say it, please. Schlacht.
Schlacht.

601
00:55:49,866 --> 00:55:52,865
- Hof.
- Hof.

602
00:55:53,202 --> 00:55:55,571
- Funf!
- Funf.

603
00:55:55,572 --> 00:55:58,570
- Schlachthof-funf.
- Schlachthof-funf.

604
00:56:01,210 --> 00:56:04,210
Schlachthof-funf.

605
00:56:19,423 --> 00:56:22,423
Funf.

606
00:56:23,027 --> 00:56:26,028
Schlacht... hof....

607
00:56:26,730 --> 00:56:29,730
funf.

608
00:56:32,134 --> 00:56:34,267
Schlacht...

609
00:56:34,268 --> 00:56:37,103
hof.

610
00:56:37,104 --> 00:56:40,105
Schlachthof-funf.

611
00:56:40,608 --> 00:56:43,608
Schlachthof-funf.

612
00:56:45,346 --> 00:56:48,343
Hof... funf.

613
00:56:48,346 --> 00:56:51,346
Schlachthof-funf.

614
00:56:56,154 --> 00:56:59,152
I'm coming, Billy!
I'm coming!

615
00:57:10,833 --> 00:57:13,832
I'm coming to you!

616
00:57:33,182 --> 00:57:36,182
For God's sakes, lady! Why'd you jam
on your brakes? Look what you've done!

617
00:57:36,987 --> 00:57:39,985
My Billy fell out of a plane!

618
00:57:40,055 --> 00:57:43,056
You all right? I was on my way to
the hospital! I missed my entrance!

619
00:57:43,492 --> 00:57:46,492
I'll drive you there. No! It's in Vermont, stupid!

620
00:57:46,896 --> 00:57:49,161
Billy.

621
00:57:49,162 --> 00:57:52,162
Hey, let me see your license! I haven't got time!

622
00:57:52,298 --> 00:57:55,298
You can't leave the scene
of an accident, lady!

623
00:57:56,803 --> 00:57:59,801
Your exhaust is shot to hell! Damn it, lady!

624
00:57:59,804 --> 00:58:02,804
You're goin' the wrong way!

625
00:58:17,420 --> 00:58:20,417
Get out of the way!

626
00:58:21,054 --> 00:58:24,054
Goddamn! Get outta the way!

627
00:58:28,361 --> 00:58:31,361
First she backed into me. Then she went
the wrong way and...

628
00:58:33,032 --> 00:58:34,865
Oh, my God,
here she comes again.

629
00:59:03,422 --> 00:59:06,422
I'm coming to you ,
Billy. I'm coming!

630
00:59:08,658 --> 00:59:10,760
- Sweetheart. Honey?
- Hmm.

631
00:59:10,761 --> 00:59:13,598
Huh? What? Wake up, wake up. Wake up!

632
00:59:13,599 --> 00:59:16,598
What?

633
00:59:17,602 --> 00:59:20,599
Here.
What is this?

634
00:59:22,504 --> 00:59:25,505
Billy! What is this?

635
00:59:26,074 --> 00:59:28,875
Follow it and find out.
Billy!

636
00:59:28,876 --> 00:59:31,876
Come on. Oh, Billy. You're always up to something.

637
00:59:32,547 --> 00:59:35,514
You're wonderful.
Thank you. Beautiful!

638
00:59:35,515 --> 00:59:38,515
But did you make this bow? Never mind
the bow. Follow the yellow-brick road.

639
00:59:40,017 --> 00:59:42,086
Follow the yellow-brick road!

640
00:59:44,956 --> 00:59:47,956
Follow the yellow-brick road! Oh, Billy! Come on. Follow it.

641
00:59:49,060 --> 00:59:51,559
Billy!

642
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:53,928
Come on, Mama! Follow.

643
00:59:53,929 --> 00:59:55,962
Follow the yellow-brick road!

644
00:59:55,963 --> 00:59:58,964
Mom!Come on down, Mom.
Did you really make this bow?

645
00:59:59,034 --> 01:00:01,902
Never mind. Mom! Hurry!

646
01:00:01,903 --> 01:00:04,738
I'm coming. Robert!

647
01:00:04,738 --> 01:00:07,739
Mom, hurry.

648
01:00:08,242 --> 01:00:11,240
Billy! Billy,
I can't go out like this.

649
01:00:12,145 --> 01:00:14,712
Of course you can.
Follow the golden thread.

650
01:00:16,814 --> 01:00:19,812
A Cadillac!
Oh, Billy!

651
01:00:20,049 --> 01:00:23,049
Happy birthday, hon.
Happy birthday, Mom!

652
01:00:25,788 --> 01:00:28,257
A Cadillac!
A white Cadillac!

653
01:00:28,258 --> 01:00:31,256
It's what I've always wanted!

654
01:00:31,793 --> 01:00:33,761
Come on, Robert!

655
01:00:33,762 --> 01:00:36,028
I've always wanted
a white Cadillac!

656
01:00:36,029 --> 01:00:39,029
Oh, Billy. Oh, sweetheart. And now you've got it.

657
01:00:40,432 --> 01:00:43,433
Oh, it's a little tight. You can
adjust the seat with this, see?

658
01:00:43,703 --> 01:00:46,071
Oh, no, no! That's too tight! Or backward.

659
01:00:46,072 --> 01:00:48,674
You can make it go up... Oh, no! It's s quishing me!

660
01:00:48,675 --> 01:00:51,640
Or down.
It's wonderful!

661
01:00:51,641 --> 01:00:54,641
I'm gonna lose weight! Oh, I'm really
gonna, Billy. I love you. I love you.

662
01:01:14,829 --> 01:01:17,828
Get the stretcher! Quick!

663
01:01:45,085 --> 01:01:48,086
Was he alert in the emergency room?
No, not very.

664
01:01:48,322 --> 01:01:50,854
His right eye was dillating
and his blood pressure was up.

665
01:01:50,855 --> 01:01:52,823
He seemed pretty drowsy.

666
01:01:52,824 --> 01:01:55,092
He's shaved and prepped, Doctor.

667
01:01:55,093 --> 01:01:58,092
Let's get the pressure off. Are
the instruments ready? Yes, Doctor.

668
01:02:00,863 --> 01:02:03,864
Better get in quickly, Bill. His
right pupil no longer reacts to light.

669
01:02:05,369 --> 01:02:06,869
Scalpel.

670
01:02:16,011 --> 01:02:19,011
Cautery.

671
01:02:24,283 --> 01:02:27,283
Electric burr.

672
01:02:30,790 --> 01:02:32,857
Let me have some saline.

673
01:02:32,858 --> 01:02:35,858
Each day, you will recite your number so
we'll know how many men are here.

674
01:02:38,361 --> 01:02:41,359
There'll be no talkin,
to Germans unless talked to.

675
01:02:42,262 --> 01:02:44,731
When the war is over,
we'll talk.

676
01:02:44,732 --> 01:02:47,732
Let's make another burrhole right here.

677
01:02:49,305 --> 01:02:52,302
Each day, you will be given
a working assignment...

678
01:02:52,838 --> 01:02:55,740
for factory, cleaning or mail.

679
01:02:55,741 --> 01:02:58,542
But there is not going to be
any talking to German.

680
01:02:58,543 --> 01:03:01,542
When you talk. you talk
to your guards only.

681
01:03:01,612 --> 01:03:04,612
Blood-pressure is falling off.

682
01:03:06,383 --> 01:03:09,383
Eins, zwei!
Eins, zwei! Eins, zwei!

683
01:03:30,771 --> 01:03:32,904
What are you giving him?

684
01:03:32,905 --> 01:03:35,106
I'm still giving him D5W.

685
01:03:56,156 --> 01:03:59,155
It looks like the pressure's coming up now.

686
01:03:59,292 --> 01:04:01,561
Let's see how we doin'
the next five or 10 minutes.

687
01:04:18,274 --> 01:04:20,643
Mrs. Shaw?

688
01:04:20,644 --> 01:04:23,510
I'm Doctor Ellenbogen. Your father's gonna be all right.

689
01:04:23,511 --> 01:04:26,511
It was very difficult, but he came through in good shape.

690
01:04:27,548 --> 01:04:30,184
Stanley, he's gonna
be all right!

691
01:04:30,185 --> 01:04:33,183
Wonderful.
Did you find Mother?

692
01:04:33,453 --> 01:04:36,453
Well, it... it's crazy, Barbara. I... I don't understand.

693
01:04:36,990 --> 01:04:39,656
What's crazy, Stanley?
Where's Mama?

694
01:04:39,657 --> 01:04:42,655
Come on, honey.
L-Let's sit down.

695
01:04:44,394 --> 01:04:47,396
Listen. I think we'll take care of your
father till he's able to take care of himself.

696
01:04:49,100 --> 01:04:51,135
What are you talking about?

697
01:04:51,136 --> 01:04:53,967
Well, I looked all over for your mom,

698
01:04:53,968 --> 01:04:56,170
and then I asked one of the nurses.

699
01:04:56,171 --> 01:04:58,872
And they said that...

700
01:04:58,873 --> 01:05:01,874
that she died about three hours ago.

701
01:05:02,077 --> 01:05:05,075
So I had to find out if it was the right one.

702
01:05:05,879 --> 01:05:08,014
And it was.

703
01:05:08,015 --> 01:05:11,015
She was.

704
01:05:14,118 --> 01:05:17,119
How?
I don't know, uh...

705
01:05:18,457 --> 01:05:20,792
She had some kind of accident with the car...

706
01:05:20,793 --> 01:05:23,790
and got carbon monoxide poisoning.

707
01:05:26,095 --> 01:05:28,229
But she drives a Cadillac!

708
01:05:28,230 --> 01:05:31,231
Honey, I don't know.
That's what they told me.

709
01:05:35,370 --> 01:05:37,639
Oh, God.

710
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:40,638
I know. I know.

711
01:05:41,808 --> 01:05:44,806
Hi, darling. How you feeling?

712
01:05:45,177 --> 01:05:48,178
Dirty sons of bitches.
Bureaucratic bastards.

713
01:05:48,614 --> 01:05:51,516
They have the audacity to put me
in a room with a basket case.

714
01:05:51,517 --> 01:05:54,514
- They just don't have a private room, sweetheart.
- Well, I don't know...

715
01:05:55,083 --> 01:05:57,085
Goddamn it, Lily!

716
01:05:57,086 --> 01:06:01,286
I'm gonna pepper your Radcliffe ass with buckshot
if I ever catch you smoking again!

717
01:06:02,058 --> 01:06:05,456
You better stay in condition
to keep up with B.C. Rumfoord.

718
01:06:05,793 --> 01:06:09,493
You guys go on without me. I'll be all right.

719
01:06:09,865 --> 01:06:12,567
Christ.
All he does in his sleep...

720
01:06:12,568 --> 01:06:15,401
is quit and surrender and apologize.

721
01:06:15,402 --> 01:06:18,403
Shoot. I could carve a better
man out of a banana.

722
01:06:19,772 --> 01:06:21,773
Did you bring me those books from Widener?

723
01:06:21,774 --> 01:06:24,772
The boys at the Harvard Crimson
have a beautiful bit about you. Oh?

724
01:06:26,310 --> 01:06:29,310
They call you the Red Baron
of military history...

725
01:06:30,113 --> 01:06:33,114
and want you to get well soon.

726
01:06:34,284 --> 01:06:36,285
Those little bastards!

727
01:06:36,286 --> 01:06:39,284
The Truman statement
about Hiroshima is in here,

728
01:06:39,653 --> 01:06:42,622
and those eight
Army Air Force documents.

729
01:06:42,623 --> 01:06:44,622
Oh, yeah.

730
01:06:44,623 --> 01:06:47,624
and the Irving book on Dresden.
- I was there.

731
01:06:48,796 --> 01:06:51,796
Honey, why did they keep Dresden
a secret for so long?

732
01:06:52,533 --> 01:06:55,165
Oh, hell. For fear
a lot of bleeding hearts...

733
01:06:55,166 --> 01:06:57,834
would say bombing it
was a chickenshit thing to do.

734
01:06:57,835 --> 01:07:00,834
My book's gonna lay it
on the line, sweetheart.

735
01:07:01,338 --> 01:07:04,938
Nobody's gonna weep and wail over
Dresden after they read my book.

736
01:07:05,674 --> 01:07:08,675
- I was there.

737
01:07:09,212 --> 01:07:12,212
What's he saying?
He said he was there.

738
01:07:12,482 --> 01:07:14,580
Says he was where?

739
01:07:14,581 --> 01:07:17,582
Dresden.
At Dresden, B.C.!

740
01:07:23,658 --> 01:07:26,655
The hell with him.
Let him write his own book.

741
01:08:44,555 --> 01:08:47,553
Schlachthof-funf.

742
01:08:48,325 --> 01:08:51,093
What the hell is he saying now?

743
01:08:51,094 --> 01:08:54,094
Ich bin Amerikanische soldat.

744
01:08:54,331 --> 01:08:57,328
Dresden.

745
01:08:59,967 --> 01:09:02,966
Schlachthof-funf. You wanna know something?

746
01:09:03,270 --> 01:09:06,268
We didn't start the last war;
the Nazis did.

747
01:09:07,072 --> 01:09:09,941
And 135,000 people
dying in Dresden...

748
01:09:09,942 --> 01:09:15,341
does not seem so very much when put against
over five million Allies who had to die!

749
01:09:15,448 --> 01:09:18,014
And you Just might remember that
when we were bombing Dresden,

750
01:09:18,014 --> 01:09:21,015
the Germans were sending V-1
and V-2 rockets into London,

751
01:09:21,952 --> 01:09:24,420
killing men, women and children.

752
01:09:24,421 --> 01:09:27,418
Don't get so uptight. Jesus!

753
01:09:27,755 --> 01:09:31,855
It gives me a pain: Weeping over Dresden and not
give a damn about our own losses!

754
01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:35,461
Hey, what about Coventry?
What about Rotterdam?

755
01:09:36,031 --> 01:09:38,964
What about the extermination
camps the Germans were running?

756
01:09:38,965 --> 01:09:41,963
Gassing millions?

757
01:10:16,861 --> 01:10:19,863
I want your attention.

758
01:10:35,345 --> 01:10:38,343
Attention, please.
You are having a visitor.

759
01:10:38,346 --> 01:10:41,346
Howard Campbell, Junior.

760
01:10:41,450 --> 01:10:44,448
I have just come back from the
Russian Front, so I'll make it short.

761
01:10:45,084 --> 01:10:48,382
I dont't wanna take up your time, I know how
hungry you are. Food's not much though, is it?

762
01:10:48,585 --> 01:10:51,586
Food's terrific!
Almost as neat as your outfit!

763
01:10:52,157 --> 01:10:54,892
Men, I have a proposition for you.

764
01:10:54,893 --> 01:10:57,890
How would you like to come back to
America after this war as heroes?

765
01:10:58,627 --> 01:11:01,430
Great, as long as I could
wear that fag outfit!

766
01:11:12,140 --> 01:11:15,140
Since you're so interested in my
outfit, I'll tell you what it's about.

767
01:11:16,477 --> 01:11:19,445
Blue is for the American sky.

768
01:11:19,446 --> 01:11:21,981
White is for the race that
pioneered that continent,

769
01:11:21,982 --> 01:11:26,181
cleared the forests, drained the
swamps, built the roads and the bridges.

770
01:11:26,785 --> 01:11:29,518
And the red is for the blood
of fine American boys...

771
01:11:29,519 --> 01:11:32,354
that's been shed
in defense of your freedom.

772
01:11:34,391 --> 01:11:37,392
I don't see you shedding any blood, Campbell.

773
01:11:38,427 --> 01:11:41,427
You all know that communism
is out to enslave the world.

774
01:11:41,731 --> 01:11:44,729
And who's out there trying to stop them?

775
01:11:45,133 --> 01:11:48,131
The Germans! They're not your enemies. They're your allies!

776
01:11:49,201 --> 01:11:51,637
Communism is the enemy of all of us!

777
01:11:51,638 --> 01:11:54,638
I want volunteers for the Free American Corps.

778
01:11:55,275 --> 01:11:58,471
- Men who are willing to standup to these commies.
- Sit down, Lazzaro!

779
01:11:58,676 --> 01:12:01,511
I didn't vote for you, Derby.
Good. Now, who's next?

780
01:12:01,512 --> 01:12:04,511
- If we don't stop them...
- Everybody to the air shelter.

781
01:12:05,549 --> 01:12:08,547
Move. Let's go! Get outta my way.

782
01:12:08,951 --> 01:12:11,951
There'll be no bombs. Churchill's nephew lives in Dresden.

783
01:12:36,876 --> 01:12:39,874
Don't worry, soldier.

784
01:12:49,717 --> 01:12:52,718
Well, men, do I have only one volunteer?

785
01:12:53,188 --> 01:12:56,188
Listen, pal. I only stood up back there to tell
you that one day your doorbell's gonna ring,

786
01:12:57,759 --> 01:12:59,957
and there's gonna be this guy in a trench coat...

787
01:12:59,958 --> 01:13:02,794
We'll eat German craw for so
long, Campbell, because we have to.

788
01:13:02,795 --> 01:13:04,961
But we'd rather die than eat your dung,

789
01:13:04,962 --> 01:13:07,265
which is sick and lousy and foul!

790
01:13:07,266 --> 01:13:09,398
History will prove you an ass.

791
01:13:13,937 --> 01:13:16,937
Oh, shit.

792
01:13:19,574 --> 01:13:21,677
No bombs, eh, Campbell?

793
01:13:21,678 --> 01:13:24,677
You can't trust the Jews.

794
01:14:02,642 --> 01:14:04,976
Daddy, you should really stay with us.

795
01:14:04,977 --> 01:14:07,179
And you shouldn't talk about Mama...

796
01:14:07,180 --> 01:14:10,178
or the accident, or even the war.

797
01:14:10,181 --> 01:14:13,181
I just wanna go home.
But we want you with us!

798
01:14:13,418 --> 01:14:15,886
I'll be fine.
Just for one night?

799
01:14:15,887 --> 01:14:18,887
No.
Oh, Daddy. Honestly!

800
01:14:36,503 --> 01:14:39,504
Daddy, you should
consider yourself lucky.

801
01:14:40,006 --> 01:14:43,006
Practically every optometrist
in Ilium was wiped out.

802
01:14:43,276 --> 01:14:45,643
Stanley's been working
night and day for you.

803
01:14:45,644 --> 01:14:48,644
Stinking old dog.

804
01:14:59,457 --> 01:15:02,454
Hello, Spot.
Yeah.

805
01:15:09,397 --> 01:15:11,229
Yeah.

806
01:15:11,230 --> 01:15:14,230
Daddy, honestly!

807
01:15:18,170 --> 01:15:21,168
Won't you please change your
mind and come stay with us?

808
01:15:22,172 --> 01:15:25,174
You'll be in this empty house
with that old dog.

809
01:15:26,477 --> 01:15:29,477
I'll be all right.
But, Daddy, be realistic.

810
01:15:29,780 --> 01:15:32,778
You just turned middle-aged.
You've got your whole life ahead of you.

811
01:15:34,049 --> 01:15:37,049
Good night, dear.

812
01:18:06,038 --> 01:18:09,037
Ja, schweine!
Verfluchen schweine!

813
01:19:18,729 --> 01:19:21,532
Mama!
Mama!

814
01:19:21,533 --> 01:19:23,499
Mama! Mama!

815
01:19:29,405 --> 01:19:32,405
Dad? Dad?
Papa!

816
01:19:37,111 --> 01:19:40,111
Dad?

817
01:19:40,114 --> 01:19:43,115
Robert?

818
01:19:44,450 --> 01:19:47,451
Hiya, Dad.
Hi, Spot.

819
01:19:49,454 --> 01:19:51,788
How did you get here?

820
01:19:51,789 --> 01:19:54,787
Well, they... They gave me leave to visit Mom.

821
01:19:54,958 --> 01:19:57,959
But you know...
Sure, Dad. I know.

822
01:19:58,295 --> 01:20:01,295
That's why I'm here.
And to see you.

823
01:20:04,932 --> 01:20:07,932
How are you, Dad?
I'm fine.

824
01:20:09,569 --> 01:20:12,570
God, Dad. To think that
you lived. It's a miracle.

825
01:20:14,106 --> 01:20:17,075
Like one time
when a chopper got hit by Charlie,

826
01:20:17,076 --> 01:20:19,310
just outside our camp.

827
01:20:19,311 --> 01:20:22,080
It came down like,
like a stone.

828
01:20:22,081 --> 01:20:25,079
But the door gunner
walked away.

829
01:20:25,917 --> 01:20:28,918
Dad?

830
01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:32,120
Dad, I-I did the right
thing, joining up.

831
01:20:32,322 --> 01:20:34,755
I'm sure you did, son.

832
01:20:34,756 --> 01:20:37,756
Aah, it's a lousy war, but sooner or
later it's gonna be us or the communists.

833
01:20:39,828 --> 01:20:42,829
We've gotta stand up
to them somewhere.

834
01:20:43,799 --> 01:20:46,797
Dad?

835
01:20:47,301 --> 01:20:50,299
Dad?

836
01:20:51,503 --> 01:20:54,501
I know you and Mom
worried about me a lot.

837
01:20:55,573 --> 01:20:57,808
I guess I haven't been
the best of sons.

838
01:20:57,809 --> 01:21:00,809
You've been just fine, Robert.
No, I... I know I was pretty wild,

839
01:21:01,746 --> 01:21:04,679
and I want to make up for it.

840
01:21:04,680 --> 01:21:07,680
Remember that stuff in the cemetery?
Geez!

841
01:21:07,749 --> 01:21:10,748
I'm so ashamed of that now.
Really, I am.

842
01:21:11,886 --> 01:21:14,885
But I've changed a lot, Dad.

843
01:21:15,789 --> 01:21:18,789
And I just hope I can make you
real proud of me from now on.

844
01:21:21,195 --> 01:21:24,195
You already have, Robert.

845
01:21:27,033 --> 01:21:30,033
Dad, will you come
to Mom's grave with me?

846
01:21:31,870 --> 01:21:34,606
I'm not ready yet.

847
01:21:34,607 --> 01:21:37,604
I know how you feel, Dad.

848
01:21:42,446 --> 01:21:45,444
I'm just not ready.

849
01:21:48,417 --> 01:21:51,416
Okay, Dad.

850
01:23:24,861 --> 01:23:26,926
What's happened?

851
01:23:29,198 --> 01:23:31,799
Where am I?

852
01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:35,200
Welcome to the planet Tralfamadore, Mr. Pilgrim.

853
01:23:35,337 --> 01:23:37,401
Tralfam...

854
01:23:37,402 --> 01:23:40,402
Tralfama...
Tralfamadore.

855
01:23:40,706 --> 01:23:43,706
Oh.

856
01:23:45,245 --> 01:23:49,143
How did I get here?
There is no "how, " Mr. Pilgrim. There is no why.

857
01:23:49,447 --> 01:23:52,445
The moment simply is.

858
01:23:53,949 --> 01:23:56,385
I don't understand.

859
01:23:56,386 --> 01:23:59,385
Where are you? Oh, you can't see us, Mr. Pilgrim.

860
01:24:00,456 --> 01:24:03,456
We live in the fourth dimension.
But we can see you.

861
01:24:04,059 --> 01:24:07,556
and there are many important
Tralfamadorians here to welcome you.

862
01:24:08,093 --> 01:24:11,993
Oh. Well, uh,
how do you do?

863
01:24:12,798 --> 01:24:15,799
We hope that you'll find your
accommodations here suitable.

864
01:24:16,536 --> 01:24:19,169
I have to stay here?

865
01:24:19,170 --> 01:24:21,905
I'm afraid so.

866
01:24:21,906 --> 01:24:24,906
You mean, I can't leave
of my own free will?

867
01:24:25,943 --> 01:24:28,941
Mr. Pilgrim, we have visited 31
inhabited planets in the universe.

868
01:24:30,915 --> 01:24:33,914
We have studied reports
on a hundred more,

869
01:24:34,351 --> 01:24:37,348
and only on Earth
is there any talk of free will.

870
01:24:42,055 --> 01:24:45,056
Well...
What'll I do?

871
01:24:48,627 --> 01:24:51,627
You will laid in the removal of the bodies.

872
01:24:52,930 --> 01:24:55,930
Those that are identifiable...

873
01:24:55,933 --> 01:24:57,932
will be tagged.

874
01:24:57,933 --> 01:25:00,934
Their personal effects will be
tagged and given to an officer.

875
01:25:02,905 --> 01:25:05,707
There will be
a classification...

876
01:25:05,708 --> 01:25:07,706
according to the degree...

877
01:25:07,707 --> 01:25:10,643
that the victim
can be identified.

878
01:25:10,644 --> 01:25:12,845
Any looting or stealing...

879
01:25:12,846 --> 01:25:15,180
will be dealt with
by a firing s quad.

880
01:25:15,181 --> 01:25:18,180
Follow me.

881
01:25:44,539 --> 01:25:47,075
It looked like the end of the world.

882
01:25:47,076 --> 01:25:49,877
What looked like the
end of the world, Mr. Pilgrim?

883
01:25:49,878 --> 01:25:52,078
Dresden, after the bombing.

884
01:25:52,079 --> 01:25:54,913
Don't be so egocentric.

885
01:25:54,914 --> 01:25:57,912
We know how the world ends, and it has nothing to do with Earth,

886
01:25:58,182 --> 01:26:00,550
except that it
gets wiped out too.

887
01:26:00,551 --> 01:26:03,387
Really?How does it end?

888
01:26:03,388 --> 01:26:05,923
While we're experimenting with new fuels,

889
01:26:05,924 --> 01:26:08,921
a Tralfamadorian test pilot
panics, presses the wrong button,

890
01:26:10,258 --> 01:26:12,260
and the whole universe
disappears.

891
01:26:12,261 --> 01:26:14,794
But you have to stop him!

892
01:26:14,795 --> 01:26:17,498
If you know this, can't you keep
the pillot from pressing...

893
01:26:17,499 --> 01:26:20,497
He has always pressed it, and he always will.

894
01:26:21,334 --> 01:26:24,335
We always let him,
and we always will let him.

895
01:26:24,905 --> 01:26:27,905
The moment is structured
that way.

896
01:27:05,271 --> 01:27:08,271
Mr. Pilgrim, a pleasant way to spend eternity...

897
01:27:09,439 --> 01:27:12,439
is to ignore the bad times
and concentrate on the good.

898
01:27:23,485 --> 01:27:26,454
It, s... It's all right! It's all right!

899
01:27:26,455 --> 01:27:29,453
Will you be quiet, please?
Will you please be quiet?

900
01:27:29,822 --> 01:27:32,226
Can't you see
you're frightening her?

901
01:27:32,227 --> 01:27:34,660
Who are you?

902
01:27:34,661 --> 01:27:36,862
Who are you?

903
01:27:36,863 --> 01:27:39,860
My name's Pilgrim. What's this scene?

904
01:27:40,296 --> 01:27:43,297
- Where are we?
We're on a distant planet.

905
01:27:44,168 --> 01:27:46,135
Are you mating now?

906
01:27:48,440 --> 01:27:51,438
What?
Have you mated?

907
01:27:54,876 --> 01:27:56,878
Who are you?

908
01:27:56,879 --> 01:27:59,877
I'm a Tralfamadorian,
Miss Wildhack.

909
01:28:01,648 --> 01:28:04,649
A what? You're on the planet Tralfamadore, Miss Wildhack.

910
01:28:05,319 --> 01:28:08,319
423billionmilles from Earth.

911
01:28:09,289 --> 01:28:12,286
Oh, Jesus.

912
01:28:15,258 --> 01:28:18,260
Hey, hey. Hey.

913
01:28:24,834 --> 01:28:27,834
You're okay?
Yes, thank you.

914
01:28:27,937 --> 01:28:30,737
When were you born? What month? What month?

915
01:28:30,738 --> 01:28:33,739
What month?
July.

916
01:28:33,742 --> 01:28:36,741
What day? The fourth. The fourth of July.

917
01:28:37,112 --> 01:28:39,412
You're practical, straightforward,
with a belief in others...

918
01:28:39,413 --> 01:28:42,410
based on your own integrity
and almost compulsive honesty.

919
01:28:44,816 --> 01:28:47,619
You're a moon child!

920
01:28:47,620 --> 01:28:50,353
Oh, you're a moon child.
I'm a what?

921
01:28:50,354 --> 01:28:53,354
A moon child. That's your sign.

922
01:28:53,791 --> 01:28:56,789
Were you born in the morning or the afternoon?
It doesn't matter. I don't have my charts.

923
01:28:58,761 --> 01:29:01,760
Miss Wildhack? Would you
like something to wear?

924
01:29:02,698 --> 01:29:05,698
Oh, yes.
Thank you very much.

925
01:29:06,401 --> 01:29:09,401
Um...
I was, uh...

926
01:29:10,368 --> 01:29:13,368
I was down in Palm Springs at a
home of a producer friend of mine,

927
01:29:15,207 --> 01:29:17,575
sunning myself
by the pool.

928
01:29:17,576 --> 01:29:20,575
That's why I'm like this.
I don't want halter marks.

929
01:29:20,844 --> 01:29:23,844
Naturally. And...

930
01:29:24,315 --> 01:29:27,315
all of a sudden,
it was like a... a ray...

931
01:29:28,485 --> 01:29:30,886
This is all I can offer. Thank you.

932
01:29:30,887 --> 01:29:33,888
And... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt.

933
01:29:35,426 --> 01:29:38,425
Th-That's all there is. And the next thing, I was...

934
01:29:38,628 --> 01:29:41,625
I was here.
What's it like up here?

935
01:29:42,862 --> 01:29:45,230
I don't know because
we can't leave the dome.

936
01:29:45,231 --> 01:29:48,232
The atmosphere of Tralfamadore is cyanid e.

937
01:29:48,669 --> 01:29:51,667
It would be fatal to you
if you left the dome.

938
01:29:52,137 --> 01:29:54,073
This is it?

939
01:29:54,074 --> 01:29:57,072
I'm... afraid so.

940
01:29:57,941 --> 01:30:00,908
How long will they keep us here? I don't know.

941
01:30:00,909 --> 01:30:03,910
You are here, you have always been here,

942
01:30:04,548 --> 01:30:07,548
and you will always be here.

943
01:30:09,752 --> 01:30:12,652
Is he trying to blow my mind?

944
01:30:12,653 --> 01:30:14,921
No, no, no.
It all makes sense in a way.

945
01:30:14,922 --> 01:30:17,921
You see, in Tralfamadore...
Would you please mate now?

946
01:30:21,827 --> 01:30:24,827
Look. We're not going to put on
a show for you. That's one thing.

947
01:30:26,031 --> 01:30:28,633
Another is I demand you get
Miss Wildhack some clothing.

948
01:30:28,634 --> 01:30:31,433
If she's cold, we
can always regulate the temperature.

949
01:30:31,434 --> 01:30:33,703
Now, you get down to Earth
and get Miss Wildhack...

950
01:30:33,704 --> 01:30:36,007
a complete wardrobe,
and one that fits!

951
01:30:36,008 --> 01:30:38,907
What's your size?
I take a 10.

952
01:30:38,908 --> 01:30:41,905
But I have to take it in here
and let it out a little here.

953
01:30:43,077 --> 01:30:46,077
So, they'll have to bring a needle
and thread. Did you hear that?

954
01:30:46,280 --> 01:30:49,281
And remember, Miss Wildhack
is used to the best.

955
01:30:49,718 --> 01:30:51,651
Thanks! Uh...

956
01:30:51,652 --> 01:30:54,652
- Billy.
- Billy.

957
01:31:03,760 --> 01:31:06,129
Now we would like
the night canopy.

958
01:31:06,130 --> 01:31:08,131
Why do you wish the night canopy?

959
01:31:08,132 --> 01:31:10,600
Because we want it! Will you mate?

960
01:31:10,601 --> 01:31:13,598
We hardly know each other! Do you mind if we
take time to get better acquainted?

961
01:31:14,436 --> 01:31:17,237
You are acting very unnaturally.

962
01:31:17,238 --> 01:31:20,239
We would like
the night canopy.

963
01:31:20,575 --> 01:31:23,573
Oh, very well.

964
01:31:27,080 --> 01:31:30,080
Would you like to sit
on the couch?

965
01:31:30,885 --> 01:31:33,883
Where is it?
Here. Just take my hand.

966
01:31:35,287 --> 01:31:37,422
Ooh!
Ooh! I'm sorry.

967
01:31:37,423 --> 01:31:40,423
Um, that's all right.

968
01:31:44,460 --> 01:31:47,460
Careful.
Get away, Spot.

969
01:31:49,432 --> 01:31:52,431
He's not bothering me.
I like dogs.

970
01:31:52,767 --> 01:31:55,767
Come here, Spot.
Come on.

971
01:31:55,970 --> 01:31:58,968
It's pretty comfortable, isn't it? It's fine.

972
01:31:59,205 --> 01:32:02,205
They got everything
from Sears and Roebuck.

973
01:32:02,339 --> 01:32:05,341
I appreciate what you said
to them about me.

974
01:32:06,079 --> 01:32:09,079
Thank you, Miss Wildhack. Montana.

975
01:32:09,849 --> 01:32:12,747
Montana. You don't meet many gentlemen...

976
01:32:12,748 --> 01:32:15,017
in the entertainment
business.

977
01:32:15,018 --> 01:32:18,017
I'm an optometrist.
Oh.

978
01:32:18,053 --> 01:32:20,155
Would you like
to kiss me?

979
01:32:20,156 --> 01:32:23,154
Yes.

980
01:32:25,326 --> 01:32:27,527
You kiss nicely.

981
01:32:27,528 --> 01:32:30,397
Thank you.
Oh! Did I hurt you?

982
01:32:30,398 --> 01:32:33,396
Oh, no!
Oh!

983
01:32:35,536 --> 01:32:38,535
Mr. Pilgrim?

984
01:32:39,405 --> 01:32:42,405
Miss Wildhack?

985
01:32:43,440 --> 01:32:46,440
Are you mating now?

986
01:33:02,723 --> 01:33:04,923
Billy!

987
01:33:04,924 --> 01:33:07,660
Billy, look at this!

988
01:33:07,661 --> 01:33:10,661
Look at this! Perfect. There's not a chip on it.

989
01:33:11,632 --> 01:33:14,629
It's exactly like the one we had at
home. The one your son Johnny broke?

990
01:33:14,932 --> 01:33:17,634
Yeah! How, d you
know about that?

991
01:33:17,635 --> 01:33:20,634
The letter you wrote home. Of course.
It's a miracle, isn't it?

992
01:33:21,838 --> 01:33:24,837
This little dancer survived
all this destruction.

993
01:33:26,175 --> 01:33:29,175
Wait'll I bring it home. Can you
imagine how Meg's eyes will light up?

994
01:33:29,912 --> 01:33:31,847
Arbeit! She'll love it.

995
01:33:31,848 --> 01:33:34,547
Diener?

996
01:33:34,548 --> 01:33:36,550
Was haben sie da?

997
01:33:36,551 --> 01:33:39,550
Oh, uh, look at this.

998
01:33:40,822 --> 01:33:43,819
I found this down there. There's not
a chip on it. It's pretty, isn't it?

999
01:33:44,156 --> 01:33:47,156
We had one like it. Used to sit... Oh!

1000
01:33:47,959 --> 01:33:50,959
What's the matter?

1001
01:34:03,006 --> 01:34:06,004
Feuer!

1002
01:34:08,277 --> 01:34:11,277
Stop!Stop!

1003
01:34:21,987 --> 01:34:24,985
Billy. Billy?
Billy?

1004
01:34:28,058 --> 01:34:31,058
Where were you, honey?

1005
01:34:34,362 --> 01:34:37,363
Billy? Do you like this?

1006
01:34:42,571 --> 01:34:45,568
- It's nice.
- It's, uh, not too tight?

1007
01:34:46,172 --> 01:34:49,172
A little, maybe.

1008
01:34:50,009 --> 01:34:51,911
I'm so big here.

1009
01:34:51,912 --> 01:34:54,910
I like it.

1010
01:34:55,280 --> 01:34:58,280
That's, cause you're a man.

1011
01:34:58,851 --> 01:35:01,817
- I'm gonna have to let it out.
- I really think...

1012
01:35:01,818 --> 01:35:04,816
Give me something to do.

1013
01:35:06,754 --> 01:35:08,790
Oh. You like it too,
Spot. Huh?

1014
01:35:08,791 --> 01:35:11,791
He always growled at my wife.

1015
01:35:12,795 --> 01:35:15,792
Do you miss her?

1016
01:35:18,564 --> 01:35:21,563
She died. Somebody smacked
into the rear of her car...

1017
01:35:22,301 --> 01:35:24,637
and the exhaust fell off.

1018
01:35:24,638 --> 01:35:26,770
She died of carbon monoxide
poisoning.

1019
01:35:26,771 --> 01:35:29,771
Wow. Like what they have out there?

1020
01:35:30,609 --> 01:35:33,444
No. That's cyanide.
That's worse.

1021
01:35:33,445 --> 01:35:36,443
Oh, wow.

1022
01:35:36,946 --> 01:35:39,946
What did you love most
about her?

1023
01:35:44,520 --> 01:35:47,518
Her pancakes.

1024
01:35:49,256 --> 01:35:52,092
If we had a real stove,
Billy,

1025
01:35:52,093 --> 01:35:54,962
I'd make you an out-of-sight
macrobiotic souffl�.

1026
01:35:54,963 --> 01:35:57,961
I'd like that.

1027
01:35:58,331 --> 01:36:00,964
And then...

1028
01:36:00,965 --> 01:36:03,965
we could think
about having your baby.

1029
01:36:09,873 --> 01:36:12,873
Could we have
the night canopy, please?

1030
01:36:20,614 --> 01:36:23,615
Oh, Daddy! There is no such planet as Trilla flamaduke!

1031
01:36:24,486 --> 01:36:27,484
Dad, I think what Barbara and I would really like to know...

1032
01:36:28,655 --> 01:36:30,756
Would you be willing
to see a psychiatrist?

1033
01:36:30,757 --> 01:36:33,757
Listen, I have a friend
who's not only a doctor,

1034
01:36:34,560 --> 01:36:36,427
but he's interested
in outer space.

1035
01:36:36,428 --> 01:36:39,429
Why don't the three of us
have lunch together today?

1036
01:36:39,531 --> 01:36:42,530
I'm not going to commit myself to
an institution. Dad, I wasn't...

1037
01:36:42,533 --> 01:36:45,533
If it weren't for Tralfamadore, I
might have needed an institution.

1038
01:36:48,237 --> 01:36:51,071
I don't need a doctor, Stanley.

1039
01:36:51,072 --> 01:36:53,106
On Tralfamadore you learn
that the world...

1040
01:36:53,107 --> 01:36:56,107
is just a collection of moments all strung
together in beautiful, random order.

1041
01:36:58,179 --> 01:37:01,177
And if we're going to survive, it's up
to us to concentrate on the good moments...

1042
01:37:02,581 --> 01:37:04,983
and ignore the bad.

1043
01:37:04,984 --> 01:37:06,884
Besides, I'm in love up there.

1044
01:37:06,885 --> 01:37:09,886
You know, Dad, I'd really like
to have lunch with you today.

1045
01:37:10,122 --> 01:37:13,122
I'll be very busy.

1046
01:37:14,427 --> 01:37:17,424
Montana's pregnant.

1047
01:37:18,861 --> 01:37:21,162
What's her name?

1048
01:37:21,163 --> 01:37:23,364
Montana Wildhack.

1049
01:37:23,365 --> 01:37:26,299
That's the Hollywood starlet
who disappeared, isn't it?

1050
01:37:26,300 --> 01:37:28,568
Oh, my God.

1051
01:37:28,569 --> 01:37:31,569
Dad! Hey, w-wait
a minute, Dad.

1052
01:37:32,306 --> 01:37:34,407
Dad, listen.

1053
01:37:34,408 --> 01:37:37,406
I-If you go back and forth in
time, do you go into the future too?

1054
01:37:38,044 --> 01:37:40,913
- Mm-hmm. Frequently.
- Well...

1055
01:37:40,914 --> 01:37:43,349
I mean, h-how far
do you go?

1056
01:37:43,350 --> 01:37:46,350
Do you actually go... All the way to
my death. I've seen it many times.

1057
01:37:48,484 --> 01:37:51,485
I died in Philadelphia, where I was giving
a speech on the subject of Tralfamadore.

1058
01:37:53,290 --> 01:37:56,291
You see, in Tralfamadore,
where I presently dwell,

1059
01:37:58,027 --> 01:38:00,028
life has no beginning,

1060
01:38:00,029 --> 01:38:03,027
no middle and no end.

1061
01:38:03,965 --> 01:38:06,233
For example,
many years ago...

1062
01:38:06,234 --> 01:38:09,233
a certain man promised
to have me killed.

1063
01:38:09,503 --> 01:38:12,503
He's an old man now,
living not far from here.

1064
01:38:14,173 --> 01:38:17,170
He's read all of the publicity
associated with my appearance.

1065
01:38:18,641 --> 01:38:21,641
He's insane, and tonight
he'll keep his promise.

1066
01:38:29,585 --> 01:38:31,686
If you protest,

1067
01:38:31,687 --> 01:38:34,522
if you think that death
is a terrible thing,

1068
01:38:34,523 --> 01:38:37,521
then you have not understood
what I have said.

1069
01:38:38,525 --> 01:38:40,861
You see, it's time
for you to go home...

1070
01:38:40,862 --> 01:38:43,861
to your wives and children.

1071
01:38:44,198 --> 01:38:47,195
It's time forme tobe dead
for a little while...

1072
01:38:48,298 --> 01:38:50,299
and then live again.

1073
01:38:50,300 --> 01:38:53,300
I give you the Tralfamadorian greeting:

1074
01:38:57,608 --> 01:39:00,608
...Hello. Farewell.

1075
01:39:02,279 --> 01:39:05,246
'"Hello.

1076
01:39:05,247 --> 01:39:07,814
'"Farewell.

1077
01:39:07,815 --> 01:39:10,483
...Eternally connected,

1078
01:39:10,484 --> 01:39:13,484
...eternally embracing.

1079
01:39:13,622 --> 01:39:16,622
...Hello.

1080
01:39:17,556 --> 01:39:20,556
Farewell....

1081
01:39:22,860 --> 01:39:25,861
Nobody fucks around
with Paul Lazzaro!

1082
01:39:26,031 --> 01:39:28,597
Do you hear me,
Pilgrim?

1083
01:39:28,598 --> 01:39:31,499
Pilgrim?

1084
01:39:31,500 --> 01:39:33,969
Pilgrim?

1085
01:39:33,970 --> 01:39:36,205
Hey, Pilgrim!
You hear me?

1086
01:39:36,206 --> 01:39:39,204
Pilgrim, get your ass over here
and give me a hand!

1087
01:39:40,976 --> 01:39:43,975
What are you gonna do with that?
I'm gonna make a fortune!

1088
01:39:44,446 --> 01:39:46,447
Are you kidding?

1089
01:39:46,448 --> 01:39:49,413
Haven't you got enough stuff?
What if we get caught?

1090
01:39:49,414 --> 01:39:51,983
We ain't gonna get caught.
The Krauts have all left.

1091
01:39:51,984 --> 01:39:54,984
If we don't steal it, the Russians
will.

1092
01:39:55,622 --> 01:39:58,620
Let's get the fuck outta here! Wait!

1093
01:39:58,990 --> 01:40:01,990
Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait!

1094
01:40:10,700 --> 01:40:13,000
I surrender!
I surrender!

1095
01:40:13,001 --> 01:40:16,002
I surrender!

1096
01:40:16,638 --> 01:40:19,635
I surrender!

1097
01:40:26,112 --> 01:40:29,110
I don't know.

1098
01:40:47,865 --> 01:40:50,862
Billy? Billy?

1099
01:40:50,965 --> 01:40:52,932
We just had a baby!

1100
01:40:58,640 --> 01:41:01,638
Billy.
We've just had a baby boy!

1101
01:41:03,209 --> 01:41:05,375
Look at him!

1102
01:41:05,376 --> 01:41:07,644
Isn't he beautiful?

1103
01:41:07,645 --> 01:41:10,478
Ahh. Yes. Isn't he incredibly beautiful?

1104
01:41:10,479 --> 01:41:13,480
He's perfect. Every bit of him.

1105
01:41:15,052 --> 01:41:18,052
What shall we call him?
Billy, of course.

1106
01:41:18,221 --> 01:41:21,218
Anyway, even if he doesn't look too
much like you, he's got your name.

1107
01:41:22,090 --> 01:41:24,323
Hello.

1108
01:41:24,324 --> 01:41:27,325
Are you hungry? I think he's
hungry now. Mm-hmm.

1109
01:41:27,662 --> 01:41:30,660
You hungry? Huh?
Here. There it is.

1110
01:41:31,664 --> 01:41:34,099
Take it, take it.
Ouch!

1111
01:41:34,100 --> 01:41:36,902
Oh. Ah.