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- Listen up.
- Sir.
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We're going after
Dr. Baxter Stockman.
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He was TCRI's lead genetic scientist,
but he went rogue
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stole billions of dollars'
worth of research and created
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an actual mutant.
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He's holed up in a makeshift lab
of an abandoned building.
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Each of you has been issued
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a high-powered
anti-mutant neutralizer.
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Whatever Stockman's made,
this can unmake it.
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Cynthia Utrom herself
will be quarterbacking from HQ.
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Anything to add, Cynthia?
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This mission is of
the utmost importance.
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Failure will be frowned upon.
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Bring me Stockman's mutant
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and whatever he used to make it.
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- You heard her, boys! Lock and load.
- Yes, sir!
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I've done it, little one.
I've perfected the ooze.
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Are you excited for Daddy?
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My friends at TCRI
want to use you as a weapon.
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I couldn't allow that.
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But we're safe now.
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Soon, I'll make you
brothers and sisters.
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A real family for both of us.
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I never had a family, little one.
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Nobody liked me.
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I always felt a greater connection
to the animals I experimented on
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than people.
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So, with you and your siblings...
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I'm creating a family.
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I think we can finally be happy.
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- Move...!
- Go...!
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Spread out!
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Move...!
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- Freeze! Don't move!
- Get visuals.
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Where is the specimen?
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It's not here.
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- Wait... be careful.
- Stay quiet.
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Over there!
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Cease fire! We need them alive!
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Don't move.
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No! No, don't shoot!
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The chemicals are highly volatile!
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No!
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Let's go in.
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Cynthia, I'm sorry.
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We lost everything.
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Bring me anything you can find.
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We will replicate his research...
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no matter how long it takes.
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Baxter Stockman's creations
must live on!
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And with it,
a new form of life itself.
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Master Splinter has given us
a very important mission for tonight.
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The target is across the street.
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We must use stealth and cunning
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to infiltrate the human world
and retrieve...
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Go-GURT.
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- Go-GURT...
- Okay, Batman.
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Dude, what? I'm just trying
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- to hype you guys up, okay?
- Give me that list.
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Okay, what else we gettin'?
Four quarts of non-fat milk
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- ice cream, fruits and veggies
- Yeah.
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- No...!
- And a party-size bag
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- of Cool Ranch Doritos. Yeah.
- I like cheese puffs.
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He was very specific
about the party size.
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- He underlined it twice.
- All right, Donnie
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- you're on toiletries.
- Got it.
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Raph, you're stocking up the pantry.
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- And Mikey, you're on junk food.
- Yessirski.
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And remember, don't let any human
see you. Because why?
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"Humans are the demon scum of
the earth. Avoid them, don't say hi.
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They lust to murder
that which is different from them.
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To interact with them is to die."
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And, hey, I know
that's objectively prejudice
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but that's what Dad taught us.
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I think humans seem
kind of cool, to be honest.
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- Beyoncé.
- We wouldn't have K-pop
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- without humans.
- Drake. That guy is
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- the GOAT of all time.
- I would love to have
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- a champagne brunch with Tom Brady.
- Guy Fieri seems like a fun hang.
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And I've always wanted
to go to Flavortown.
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Look, we all think humans are cool,
but we got a job to do.
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Let's go!
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- "Let's go, I'm Leo."
- "I'm the leader of the family."
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You sound like you have bronchitis.
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Terror strikes the heart
of Manhattan yet again today
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with another brazen and deadly heist.
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An industrial grade power converter
was stolen mid-transport.
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Police fear it's connected
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with a recent string
of other deadly thefts.
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New Yorkers live in fear.
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Parents are calling for a curfew
until the criminal is caught.
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But the only lead
is a mysterious mastermind
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known on the streets as
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Superfly.
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Not bad. Heading home on a good note.
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- Let's get these groceries back...
- Whoa, what?
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But we've only been out for an hour.
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- Come on, let's stay out.
- Yeah.
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- Come on. Let's go out.
- Guys, come on. We said
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we weren't gonna do this anymore.
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Last week was Madison Square Garden
to watch the Knicks
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the week before that
was the Adele concert.
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- She hit them notes like crazy!
- It was transcending!
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Splinter's gonna catch on,
we're gonna get grounded.
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He's a shut-in. He doesn't know
how long it takes to do things.
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For all he knows, it takes us
three hours to get to the bodega.
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No, guy... We told him we wouldn't
mess around anymore, all right?
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Oh, hey. There's an outdoor
movie night in Brooklyn.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. I hope it's a funny one.
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- I hope it's violent.
- You need to chill out, Raph.
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Stop moping, Leo, let's go!
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Fine. Wait up!
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Oh, snap.
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Oh, wow, that vest is a choice.
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I wish I had hair like that.
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I wish I had hair, period.
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We did go bald at a young age.
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Is this high school, like,
in real life?
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Yeah, you go to high school
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you can just hijack a parade
whenever you want.
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Yeah. Can you imagine that?
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Yeah, I'm totally not jealous at all.
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Do it...!
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Maybe one day everyone will love us
like everyone loves Ferris Bueller.
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Yeah... you know, maybe one day.
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Let's get home, guys.
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Guys, let's go.
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I love being young
and free to go places!
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- Everybody be quiet.
- You be quiet.
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I'm... I'm literally whispering.
I cannot be more quiet.
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- I'll make white noises.
- Mikey, stop.
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Dude, that makes it louder.
You think you're being...
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Boys, where have you been?
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- I've been freaking out!
- We're sorry
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- Dad. Listen, we...
- There was a lot of traffic
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- It was this one thing...
- on the...
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It was this cat, and you know
I'm scared of cats, so...
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- Yeah, the cat.
- Wait a second.
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You said you would go shopping,
then come right back.
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Where were you?
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- Oh... There was...
- It was nothing.
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Look, we're really sorry, Splinter.
Some of the guys wanted
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to see a movie
and I tried to talk them out of it.
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Leo!
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- What? You watch a movie
- Are you serious?
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With the humans?
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- You ratted us out.
- Hey.
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- Don't use that word that way.
- That was...
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- I mean, it's 2023, you see?
- Sorry, Dad.
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It wasn't that big a deal!
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We just watched a movie
and came back! We're fine!
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You forgot, huh?
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You don't remember
why human are disgusting monsters?
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Why they're dangerous?
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Why they're gonna milk us
for our blood?
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- Dad, we don't even have nipples!
- They don't want to milk us.
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You know what?
I'm gonna tell the story again.
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- No!
- I get a year older every time.
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- Just for that, I tell you
- Please...
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- the long version.
- God, no.
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No...!
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It all started 15 years ago.
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I was young rat in my twenties.
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Look at me! I was so cute.
I was on top of the world.
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No, I was the bottom of the world.
It was terrible!
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Nobody liked me. I had no friends.
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Raccoons didn't like me.
Dogs don't like me.
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You know who hate me the most?
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Humans!
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I had one friend. He was a cockroach.
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We got along very well.
His name was Kevin.
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And then I ate him.
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One day...
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everything changed.
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You was the first things I met
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that didn't want
to kill me or eat me.
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I couldn't just leave you there.
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You was covered in this wooze
that someone dump in the sewers.
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Whatever this wooze was
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it transformed us.
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Because I was older,
I became older rat man.
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You guys was babies,
so you stayed baby turtle creatures.
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If you think about that,
it couldn't make more sense.
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It was weird, but we became a family.
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Whoa!
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You were obsessed
with the human world.
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So, I decide to give a shot.
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Wow!
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Wow!
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Oh, I am so sorry. Excuse me.
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It didn't go well.
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Oh, my God, it's a rat man!
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- Rat man?
- Everybody, look!
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- It's a rat man!
- It's not a rat man
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it's just a bad Mickey Mouse costume.
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It's real! I touched it...!
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Mutant rat!
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Kill the rat man!
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Boys!
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Mikey!
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Look, there he is!
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That's not a cat.
It's actually a rat!
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That day I promised to never
let you get hurt, ever again.
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I needed to find a way to unlock
ancient secrets of ninjutsu.
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How to turn a body
into a weapon of death.
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And I found it.
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I'm a ninja.
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We thought we needed the human world,
but we only needed each other.
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That's why I'm so strict, you know?
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You boys are all I got.
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And you're all I'll ever have.
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- You don't know that.
- I do!
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You know other mutants my age?
It's a really small pool.
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There's no app to meet
other mutant ladies.
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Trust me. I check every day.
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- Yeah.
- That's true.
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Look, I really don't want to do this.
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No leave the sewer for one month.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah...
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I made up my mind.
That's it. I'm done.
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This sucks!
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Hey, Raph, come on.
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Shut up, Leo.
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Mikey.
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Was it worth it, Mister Leader?
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Hey, guys?
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If we weren't monsters
that were shunned by society
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and we could actually do
what we wanted
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what would you guys do?
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I mean, if I'm being honest,
I'd just be normal. You know?
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Yeah, like go to high school.
Maybe get a girlfriend, go to prom.
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Yeah, with your rizz, not likely.
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I just got to get out
of this sewer, man. I mean
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I like you guys and all, but I just
simply cannot live a happy life
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knowing that your faces are the last
things I'm gonna see before I die.
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Well, guess what, guys?
It's never gonna happen, so...
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let's just stop talking
about it, all right?
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All right, focus up.
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The truck containing
the radioactive storage unit
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is one minute out.
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Copy that.
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Let's not mess this up, guys.
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Superfly doesn't
take kindly to errors.
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Any idea what he's building
with all this weird equipment?
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Who cares?
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As long as the check clears,
am I right?
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Target's approaching.
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60 seconds till police response.
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30 seconds. We got to move.
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Hey, let's not get carried away.
251
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Hey... everybody,
just keep your cool!
252
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,880
Cops!
253
00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,000
Guys, there's no way out of this.
What are we gonna do?
254
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,440
Superfly's gonna kill us!
255
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,000
In pursuit of suspects.
Moving south on Broadway.
256
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,400
Whoa... What?
257
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,520
Oh, man, what is this place?
258
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,400
Dear God, is that...
259
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,040
That's... He's...
260
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,480
You... you really are...
261
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,480
Superfly.
262
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,480
It happened again.
263
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,480
One of our trucks got hit.
264
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,840
They stole a radioactive storage unit
this time.
265
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,680
Flying ice cream?
266
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,440
Another robbery today
in midtown Manhattan.
267
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,600
New Yorkers were stunned.
268
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:21,400
Put tracking devices
on all shipments.
269
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:24,000
It's time we met this...
270
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,680
Superfly.
271
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,320
Yeah... lob it up...
272
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,256
- Stay still...
- Wait, let me get the framing right
273
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,400
- hold on...
- Now...!
274
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,560
- Sick, dude!
- That is awesome!
275
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,760
Come on, guys, we just got ungrounded
276
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,016
- all right? Let's go home.
- Hey, Leo
277
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,760
- can I ask you a question?
- What, Raph?
278
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,240
Is it weird to have your head
so far up Dad's butt?
279
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,880
Does it smell weird up there?
280
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,800
I bet it smells like
cheese and Doritos.
281
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,640
Ha-ha-ha, guys.
282
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,480
- Very funny!
- Sorry, we can't hear you.
283
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,256
Your voice is too muffled
through the cheese.
284
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,120
Hey, why don't you try
that Batman voice again?
285
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,880
Yo, check this out in slo-mo.
286
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,040
- Dude! That's the coolest thing
- Oh, yeah!
287
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,176
- I've ever seen.
- That's cool.
288
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,480
Hey, let's try that again
but with ninja stars.
289
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:08,200
- Okay, eye of the tiger, Raph.
- Focus up, come on. You're good.
290
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,920
Guys, do I have to be the one
to hold this?
291
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,360
Yes. You're the man, Mikey.
292
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,760
Don't worry about it, Mikey,
you're fine. Chill.
293
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:17,640
- He's gonna die.
- Hey
294
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:20,080
why did we pick a fruit
shaped exactly like my head?
295
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,480
Your head looks like Stewie
had a baby with "Hey, Arnold".
296
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,800
Just stop talking!
You're ruining my concentration.
297
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,000
All right, Raph. Three
298
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,360
two...
299
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,280
Wait, did you hear that?
What was that?
300
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:50,360
Hey! You on the roof! You just hit me
in the head with a ninja star.
301
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,536
- What's her deal?
- I've had a lot of messed up stuff
302
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:52,856
- She's yelling at us a lot.
- Happen to me, but this? Are you...
303
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,856
I think she's mad that
we hit her with the ninja star.
304
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,920
Hey, maybe we should go down and talk
to her. You know, check in on her?
305
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,056
- "Can we go down there?"
- Yeah.
306
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,456
What's your pickup line?
"May I please..."
307
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,560
No, don't sidebar. Huh?
308
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:03,696
This is one of the most popu...
309
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,000
I think that guy's helping her.
310
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,320
I think he's stealing her scooter.
311
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,720
Hey, lady, behind you!
312
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,856
- Actually, we just need
- Your scooter!
313
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,296
- To skip the conversation.
- Your scooter!
314
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,376
- No, your scooter!
- You can just cut me a check.
315
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,176
- You owe me money!
- Look! Just look behind you!
316
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,960
No! Hey...!
317
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,680
- What are you doing?
- He's getting away.
318
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,080
Don't honk at me!
319
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,440
Well, we tried to warn her.
320
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,376
Nothing more we can do.
You guys want to grab pizza or...
321
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,360
No... Look, guys,
she got her scooter stolen
322
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,040
and it's our fault.
We have to fix this.
323
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:29,360
Yeah, man, that sucks, but...
do we have to fix this?
324
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,016
I mean, technically, she was just
in the wrong place at the wrong time.
325
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,120
It's not really our fault.
326
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,080
I got to get the scooter back to this
beautiful and charming human woman!
327
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:37,920
Alpha formation, go!
328
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,136
I think all of his hormones
just kicked in
329
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,440
- at once.
- Alpha... Follow him!
330
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,040
Who was that?
331
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,560
All right, guys. Guard the exits.
332
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,216
We're gonna need
the most foolproof plan.
333
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,536
Every single ninja technique,
all right?
334
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,256
I need you guys to use stealth
to block the doors
335
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,376
- and you need to go...
- Did you say go in loud?
336
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,600
- Wait, what? Raph...!
- Raph, wait, Raph...
337
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,360
Raph...!
338
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:04,880
That's a lot of guys.
339
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,080
They look really mean.
340
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,600
What the heck are those things?
341
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,616
I think it's those guys
that work in Times Square.
342
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,800
You know, the mascots?
343
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,280
Yeah, the GEICO geckos.
344
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,000
They look more like
little Shreks to me.
345
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,360
This is fine. We've prepared
our whole lives for this.
346
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,480
We've never actually been
in a fight before.
347
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,120
And I don't know if you noticed,
but all I've got is a big stick.
348
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,456
- How did I end up with a big stick?
- Maybe
349
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:26,816
we diffuse this sitch with laughter.
350
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:27,896
You're not funny enough
for that, dude.
351
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,120
Enough talk! I dream
about fighting every night.
352
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,976
- You've got a rage problem, Raph.
- Oh, snap.
353
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000
It's not a problem!
354
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,440
Rogue sai!
355
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,000
Oh, my God! I'm gonna be sick.
356
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,880
- It's still in my leg!
- Mikey, watch out!
357
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,680
- My head.
- Okay, we're...
358
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,240
we're not off to a great start, guys.
359
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:54,120
Maybe they'll see the humanity
in our tragic backstory.
360
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,400
Murder the Shreks!
361
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,600
They don't see it...
362
00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,920
- Think fast, Leo!
- Hey, whoa. What are you doing? No!
363
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,480
All right, Raph, you go left, I go...
364
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,920
- What the heck, man? I said go left!
- I got him!
365
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,240
Mikey, watch out!
366
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,720
Too slow! Psych!
367
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:30,360
Dang, that's loud.
368
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,360
Back off! I've got a big stick!
369
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,000
You want to die?
370
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:42,800
What the...
371
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:44,920
Sorry...
372
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,600
Ow! Guys, quit throwing stuff at me!
373
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:53,760
What do we do...?
374
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,360
Save the scooter! Save
the beautiful human woman's scooter!
375
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:01,920
Ate that, no crumbs!
376
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:10,520
Okay, chill out...!
377
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,000
Mikey, watch out!
378
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,360
He's Tokyo drifting around us.
379
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,320
I'm awesome.
380
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:34,480
- Nice!
- Yeah, Raph!
381
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,160
Guys, look around!
382
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,600
- Yeah!
- Yeah...!
383
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,160
- We did it!
- We did that! I totally helped.
384
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,320
Hide...
385
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:55,240
Hello, I'm an unarmed non-combatant
here for her scooter.
386
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,280
Y'all got your butts whupped.
387
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,920
This is really not how I thought
this night was gonna go.
388
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,520
Wait... where'd you guys go?
389
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,040
Hey.
390
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,920
Hey, I see you in there.
391
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,696
- Guys, I think she can see us.
- She can't see us.
392
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,296
- She can totally see us!
- I won't make a big deal
393
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,400
about the ninja star, okay?
394
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,200
You got my scooter back,
so I feel like that's square.
395
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,696
Donnie, you go out first. You're
the most inviting and friendly.
396
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,040
I get that you have to huddle,
you know what I mean?
397
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:28,680
But the longer
you lurk in the shadows
398
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,880
like, the more sus
it gets every second.
399
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:31,960
She said we're sus!
400
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,240
- That's not good.
- Yeah.
401
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,800
And now it's like doubly sus
to be whispering about how sus...
402
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,800
- Hey.
- Wassup?
403
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:45,000
Oh, you're crime-fighters
with turtle costumes. Yeah.
404
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:48,160
I'm gonna be honest. I don't think
all the good animals are taken.
405
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,240
Sharks.
406
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,040
There's wolves up for grabs.
407
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,240
Wow, the costumes are really crazy.
408
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,400
These eyes are wet
like real eyeballs.
409
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,960
How do you get this on and off?
410
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,120
That's your skin!
411
00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,296
- That's your skin!
- Okay, she touched.
412
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,320
- That's my skin.
- What are... What's go...
413
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,680
What are you? What could you be?
414
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:06,120
Can we explain this over some pizza?
415
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,456
- How you guys feel about pepperoni?
- She's down for pizza?
416
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,120
I didn't think it would get this far.
417
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,160
- Long ago...
- So there was this lab
418
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,896
- my brothers and I were...
- and this weirdo
419
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,440
- we were a bunch of turtles...
- poured this ooze on us...
420
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,920
- and the rat's our dad...
- turn us into...
421
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,720
- We kinda just existed.
- And this guy
422
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,336
- I don't know where we came from.
- He turned into our dad...
423
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,800
Stop...!
424
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:32,160
Okay, you were real baby turtles
425
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,360
who made contact with mystery ooze
426
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:39,200
and therefore started to age
427
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:44,720
from mutant baby turtles
to mutant-turtle-men-guys?
428
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,040
Turtle boys, actually.
429
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:47,480
I would say teens, you know.
430
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,856
- I would say cool teens.
- Yeah, we're cool.
431
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,200
Teenagers...! Amazing. Insane.
432
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,520
All right, well, tell me more.
433
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,200
Obviously, I want to know
everything about you.
434
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,400
Like, is there more of you?
435
00:26:58,680 --> 00:26:59,880
Nope, just us.
436
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,760
They are alone in the world.
437
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,960
And nobody's ever
asked you about this, or...
438
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,040
talked to you about this?
439
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,696
- No. You'd have to ask...
- No, not really.
440
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,056
Sometimes we pretend to be
on Wendy Williams, but that's it.
441
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,320
Why you writing all this down?
442
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,880
Well, I'm a journalist.
Well, I want to be a journalist.
443
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,640
I write for my school paper.
444
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,520
Really? I assumed
you'd want to be on camera
445
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,000
'cause you have
a very camera-ready look.
446
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,240
Nope... Never on camera.
447
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:24,320
- Okay.
- Listen.
448
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,440
That's why I'm down here.
I'm researching this story
449
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,200
on Superfly
and his string of super crimes.
450
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,616
See, the police have been talking
about implementing this curfew
451
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:31,776
if they don't find him soon, right?
452
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,720
It spooked the parents
and they canceled prom.
453
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,800
I'm tryin' to, you know,
help bring him to justice
454
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,040
so that everyone can
chill out or whatever.
455
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:40,960
But this! Turtle mutant karate teens.
456
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,280
I mean, this is a pretty good story.
457
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:45,560
Look, I... I don't know if we should.
458
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:46,720
Why not?
459
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:49,320
This is gold! This is so good!
460
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,176
We were taught
that humans would try to destroy us
461
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,000
if they ever found out
we ever existed.
462
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,520
You know, kill us,
or put us in a lab and milk us.
463
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,880
I wouldn't milk you.
You don't even have nipples.
464
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:02,400
Look, human woman, I got a question.
So, just be straight with me.
465
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,160
Do you think
there are more people like you?
466
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,840
You know, people who will accept us?
467
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,080
No... absolutely not.
468
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,480
Genuinely no. There's no way.
469
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,976
- I knew it!
- All right, yeah. It's confirmed.
470
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,920
- We're doomed.
- Wait...
471
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,480
If I'm being honest
472
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,600
I mean, the reason
I'm not scared of you is, you know
473
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:24,880
you guys helped me out.
474
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:29,160
And if you hadn't,
and I had just stumbled across you
475
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,840
yeah, I'd be very scared.
476
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,040
I'd be really freaked out
and disgusted.
477
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,520
Sorry, my mom is texting.
478
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,600
Dad is texting us!
He's freaking out a bit.
479
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,000
Well, at least
all parents are the same.
480
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,160
- A hundred percent.
- Yeah, for sure.
481
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,600
Our dad is definitely
not a giant rat.
482
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,320
That makes me feel like he's a rat.
483
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,640
Well, I'll AirDrop you my contact
484
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,800
and if you ever feel like you want to
come out into the world or whatever
485
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:58,840
just let me know. I would love
to write a story about it, seriously.
486
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,160
Good night.
487
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:02,840
She seemed cool.
488
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,416
- Here he goes again.
- Every girl, man.
489
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:05,816
- That's your type?
- Sorry, I'm not that into...
490
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:06,896
Give me that contact. I saw...
491
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,040
Here, give me that contact!
Please. Give me the phone!
492
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,080
Come on! Hey, give me it!
493
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:11,880
It was sick!
494
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,360
I mean, you guys saw it.
I was like, wow!
495
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:16,840
I want more, guys.
496
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,600
I got the taste of life and I don't
want to wash it out of my mouth.
497
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,480
I want it to linger on my tongue,
swish around my throat and...
498
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,800
You're really driving this metaphor
into the ground, man.
499
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,400
But he's right. I mean,
it was too good to give up on.
500
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,280
You guys heard April and the words
501
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,120
that came out of her incredibly
formed and beautiful mouth.
502
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,800
The only reason she liked us
was because we saved her.
503
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:35,920
She saw us as heroes.
504
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,520
So, what if
everyone saw us as heroes?
505
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,200
- What do you mean?
- I mean, look!
506
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,600
We use our ninja skills
to take out Superfly.
507
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,320
We'll drag him up to City Hall
508
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,000
dump him on the steps for the cops
509
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,960
and say we're the heroes
who stopped Superfly!
510
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,440
Yeah, we look a little different,
but we're on your side.
511
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:55,880
Everyone will all be like
512
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,360
"Hey, those toitles are all right.
I'm a cabbie from the Bronx."
513
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,760
Then, everyone in the city will think
we're cool. They'll accept us.
514
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:04,720
Sign my baby!
515
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,080
And then, once
the overall fanfare has settled down
516
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,560
we'll enroll in high school
where we'll be normal
517
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,360
if not slightly more popular
than average students.
518
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:17,680
Okay... I'm following this.
It's like Hulk in Avengers: Endgame.
519
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,880
Sure, he's a giant
terrifying green monster
520
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,560
but everyone knows he saved them
521
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,800
so they're taking selfies
with him in a diner.
522
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,040
You know Mark Ruffalo
mostly improvised that scene?
523
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,256
I know, he's good on his feet.
524
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,960
- Nobody cares about that, okay?
- Right?
525
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,360
This is a great plan. If this works
526
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,216
I won't have to hang with you losers
for the rest of my life.
527
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,200
- Yeah!
- Yeah! That's very true.
528
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,000
What about Dad, though?
529
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,920
I mean, he doesn't really need
to know about it.
530
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,680
Right?
531
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,576
Look, if we're gonna do this,
we'll have to get April's help.
532
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,080
Sounds like she's been doing
tons of research on Superfly.
533
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,416
She probably has some good leads.
534
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:53,040
Whoa...!
535
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,680
- So, you're in?
- Yeah, I'm in.
536
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,800
- Yeah!
- Let's go!
537
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,720
- We did it, Mikey!
- Oh, my God.
538
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,480
Hello? Turtle Fellas.
539
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,576
Hey, is... is that...
is that you guys for real?
540
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:06,600
Hi.
541
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,920
April. Yes, it's... it's Leo!
542
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,640
You know, we were talking
543
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,640
- Yeah. Okay.
- And we have a proposal.
544
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,360
You help us find Superfly
545
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,840
we bring him to justice,
you document it all
546
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:20,200
and when we got him, you release
the story, your prom is uncanceled
547
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,040
and we get accepted
by the world as heroes.
548
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:23,840
Wow. Yes. Yeah.
549
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,600
Okay. Sure. I mean...
550
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:29,320
if I'm being honest, I totally
even stopped thinking about this.
551
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,640
I had a lot of...
I had a lot of things to do.
552
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,960
By the way, do you guys have ears?
553
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,480
Just say yes...
554
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:36,800
I think so?
555
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,960
They think they have ears.
556
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,320
Okay, perfect. Yes.
557
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,160
How about we meet tonight, 8.00pm
558
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,160
- Eastman High. Everyone will be gone
- Yes!
559
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,296
- and I've got all my research
- Yeah.
560
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,456
- in the school darkroom.
- Yeah.
561
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,320
Cool... So, it's a date.
562
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:50,600
Wait, what?
563
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,280
No... just hang up...
Just hang up, man!
564
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,000
- Hey, you know what?
- Just stop talking.
565
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,520
It's like bad service or something,
I'll see you tonight!
566
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,120
Who's got no rizz now?
567
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,880
- Sorry, Dad, have to leave now.
- Heading out! Love you so much.
568
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,000
Goodbye. Kisses!
569
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:08,720
What are they up to?
570
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,040
Yeah!
571
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,760
- Hey!
- Hey.
572
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,920
You actually made it.
That... That seemed very dangerous.
573
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,440
Oh, that? Not at all.
I mean, we eat danger for breakfast.
574
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,920
Actually, I eat pizza
with bits of waffles on it.
575
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,056
It's better than it sounds.
576
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,120
It actually sounds
delicious, honestly.
577
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,840
Okay, well, come on in.
578
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,720
Really? We can just go in there?
579
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:47,960
Yeah, of course.
580
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,400
Welcome to Eastman High.
581
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:53,800
- Wow.
- Oh, yeah.
582
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:02,360
It's very strange. I feel you guys
actually want to go to high school.
583
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,840
Yeah, we do. We very much do.
584
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,280
Why? Don't you love high school?
585
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,280
Oh, yeah, I mean
586
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:12,040
as a very popular and well-liked
person, I love high school. Yeah.
587
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:16,120
But don't worry about me.
Is this living up to your dreams?
588
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,360
No. It's even better!
Attack on Titan?
589
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,440
Whoever's locker this is likes anime.
590
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:22,680
I don't even know this person
591
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,336
and they get me more
than anyone ever has!
592
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:25,400
Guys, look!
593
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,800
Oh, my God... oh, my God!
Improv team tryouts!
594
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,760
I've got to sign up. This is amazing!
595
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,136
Mikey, what are you doin'?
We don't even go here.
596
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,160
Yet. The tryouts
aren't for two weeks.
597
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:35,400
We could be enrolled by then.
598
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,480
They need a last name.
599
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,120
Wait, what's our last name?
600
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,056
I've don't... I've never thought
about that, actually. I don't know.
601
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,400
Do we not have last names?
602
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:43,720
Well, who are we?
603
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,000
It's... It's okay.
I'll just break it up.
604
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,200
Michael Angelo.
605
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,440
Hey, I'm Michael Angelo. Perfecto.
606
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,000
That makes you Leo Nardo!
607
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,160
- No, it doesn't. No.
- Nardo!
608
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,520
- Hey, Nardo.
- Nar-do.
609
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,280
It could be Leon Ardo.
That's a cool name. Leon.
610
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,480
Guys, lay off Nardo. He's sensitive.
611
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,160
- Nardo!
- She called him Nardo, too.
612
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:05,400
Nardo!
613
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,760
Hey, at least I'm not "Puke Girl".
614
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:09,600
That is a bad nickname!
615
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,376
Hey, we don't know if
that says "Puke Girl."
616
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,760
It could be "Poke Girl."
Maybe this girl just likes tuna.
617
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,040
Oh, my God. Are you Puke Girl?
618
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,520
- She's Puke Girl!
- We all know that does not say poke.
619
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,520
All right! Stop. Listen.
620
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,760
I told you ever since I was young
I wanted to be a journalist, and so
621
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,240
I thought I could read
the morning announcements
622
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,960
and, you know,
well, it... it didn't go so well.
623
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,560
I don't know. Maybe the cameras
and the attention got to me
624
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:43,000
and the anxiety made me feel like
I was gonna explode, and so, well...
625
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,280
- You didn't.
- I did.
626
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:00,600
I went viral.
627
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,680
I was remixed.
628
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:04,960
Memed.
629
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,360
The sound even trended on TikTok.
630
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,840
I thought if I use the paper to find
Superfly and get prom uncanceled
631
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,000
I can remain firmly off camera
632
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,720
but also, maybe, I don't know
633
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,480
be known for
something cool instead of...
634
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,560
What? Being Puke Girl?
You don't want that anymore? No?
635
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,400
Great. Laugh. Whatever.
636
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:25,880
But maybe you're not the only ones
637
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,000
who want to be heroes
so people like them, okay?
638
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,600
Can we go?
639
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,440
All right, here's what I got.
640
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,680
Yes... it's incredibly impressive.
Okay, listen.
641
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,840
Superfly seems
to be building something.
642
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,800
I mean, we're talking
Gru/Megamind-type stuff.
643
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,120
He's knocking off insanely,
highly technical shipments.
644
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,240
State of the art.
Incredibly expensive.
645
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,080
And he pays off thugs
to do his dirty work
646
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,320
so he can stay
completely under the radar.
647
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,040
- Nobody's ever seen his face.
- Why?
648
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,600
Because he kills everyone who does.
649
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,120
- Whoa!
- Cool.
650
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,240
No, not cool.
651
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,840
So, how are we gonna find him?
652
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,776
You know the ice cream truck heist
last week, right?
653
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,000
They stole
a radioactive storage unit.
654
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,400
And, look. I found this
at the chop shop
655
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:17,680
where they took my scooter.
656
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,040
They must be doing business
with Superfly.
657
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,160
That chop shop is run
by these guys and their crew.
658
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:26,200
Short Sharon, Bald Bronson,
Toupee Tom and Normal Nate.
659
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,520
They are the ones
who can lead us to Superfly.
660
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,080
That's a lot of leads.
661
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,440
And a lot of terrible nicknames.
662
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:32,840
Still better than Nardo.
663
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,600
We agreed on Leon Ardo.
664
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,360
Let's start chasing them down.
665
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,120
Normal Nate deals with that!
666
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,736
I'm just a legitimate
mattress salesman.
667
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:06,840
You want Short Sharon.
668
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,280
Hey... I don't talk.
But if I did talk
669
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,976
I'd tell you it was Bad Bernie
you were looking for.
670
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,056
But you didn't hear it
from me, you know.
671
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,600
Where's Bad Bernie?
672
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,440
Okay, I'll talk. Yeah, all right.
673
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:22,160
My guys stole
this radioactive storage unit
674
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:24,320
but Superfly, he kills them.
675
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,480
Then, he calls me and says
I got to get him another thing
676
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,920
an "assimilator".
677
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,320
And if I don't do it,
he's gonna kill me, too.
678
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,000
So, last night we got one.
679
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,680
The deal with Superfly
is tonight, under the bridge.
680
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:42,520
We give him his unit
and he leaves us alone.
681
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,760
Good. You did good.
682
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:47,800
Dude! He talked!
683
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,400
That was so exhilarating!
684
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:51,720
The adrenaline pumping
685
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,520
- in my veins is crazy!
- What?
686
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,480
Superfly is making a deal
with Bad Bernie's guys tonight
687
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,320
in an hour,
under the Brooklyn Bridge.
688
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,880
We show up in Bernie's van
with the goods and boom!
689
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,600
Superfly is caught in our web.
690
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,520
Did you get that, April?
Did you film that?
691
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,200
Sorry. Am I supposed
to film all the stuff you do?
692
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,360
'Cause a lot of it is dumb.
693
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,920
- Yes!
- I'll do the talking.
694
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,640
Hey, I'm a gangster.
I got my puffer and my Tims.
695
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:15,720
I need my bacon, egg and cheese, too.
You got the goods, Superfly?
696
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,560
Bacon, egg and cheese.
697
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,440
Let me get
that bacon, egg and cheese.
698
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:20,880
Bacon, egg and cheese.
699
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,256
- And let me get that Arizona...
- Yo. Let me get
700
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,360
that bacon, egg and cheese.
701
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,760
- The Arizona Iced Tea.
- With a bev? With a bev, yerd?
702
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,280
- No bev...?
- We outside...
703
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,320
Yerd...!
704
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,640
Bronx... Yerd!
705
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,680
Yeah, I don't think
this is gonna help people like you.
706
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:39,920
Just being honest.
707
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,320
- Let me get a bacon, egg and cheese.
- Bronx...
708
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:49,760
Text from Dad.
709
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,680
What do you think is wrong?
710
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:55,840
I bet that cat is back.
He freaks out every time.
711
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,376
He probably just can't
get the Roku working.
712
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,136
Hopefully it's quick and
we can just meet up with Superfly.
713
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,320
All right, April,
we live just up there
714
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,200
but our dad, he doesn't
really like humans and...
715
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,640
Rude. I mean, to be fair,
I don't love rats.
716
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:09,216
- And that's totally fair.
- Understandable.
717
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,560
Yeah. But just wait here, okay?
We'll be back in a few.
718
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,720
And there's a cockroach
surfing on a turd.
719
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,760
Awesome. Good.
I love that I'm looking at that.
720
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:24,800
Surprise!
721
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,720
Dad, you really can't keep
scaring us like that.
722
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:30,920
Welcome home!
723
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,096
Why are there balloons in here?
724
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,520
Dad, what are you doing?
725
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,680
Look, I am not stupid.
I know something's up.
726
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:37,840
- You... You do?
- I do.
727
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:41,280
You're done with the sewers.
You want to be in the human world.
728
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,360
I went through your stuff
and I found your human clothes.
729
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,720
- What the heck is that?
- Honestly, that is...
730
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,416
- Those aren't ours.
- How did that even get in our stuff?
731
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,040
Boys... it's okay.
732
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,040
I think I maybe found a way
to make you happy.
733
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,440
I brought the human world
to you. Look!
734
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,840
Human friends. "Hello, I'm a human."
735
00:40:58,920 --> 00:40:59,920
Say hi to Chris.
736
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,840
"I'm Chris Pine. Look at my eyebrow.
I'm the best Chris."
737
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,000
- Amazing, right?
- That is what we love.
738
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:10,240
And watch. I'm a waiter.
The full human restaurant experience.
739
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,120
Sit down. Let me take your order.
740
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,560
It could be anything.
But it has to be pizza.
741
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,440
Pizza, right.
742
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,840
Look, Dad, we appreciate it,
but we still got more errands to run.
743
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,360
What's going on?
What are you doing up there?
744
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:24,560
Don't lie, tell me.
745
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,600
Are you in trouble?
Is something wrong?
746
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,480
Is someone trying to milk you?
747
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,920
- It's never milking!
- No! Ew!
748
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,360
Why do you always
jump straight to milking?
749
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,960
Do you need help?
Anything you need, I'm here.
750
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,440
- No!
- No.... Dad, look.
751
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,000
We're just running errands
752
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,280
shopping, getting the stuff
753
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:41,760
- we need to live down here.
- Yeah.
754
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,840
Really? That's it?
755
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:45,400
- Yeah, that's...
- Yep.
756
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,240
- That is quite literally it.
- Nothing else.
757
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,000
All right, well, hey, Dad,
thanks for the surprise party.
758
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,080
Appreciate it, Dad.
759
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,640
- We will be leaving.
- Goodbye.
760
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,400
Wow, you're actually
a good driver, Donnie.
761
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:08,640
Countless hours on Forza Horizon
762
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:10,040
- finally paid off.
- Hey, guys.
763
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,040
Oh, hello? April, you there?
764
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,240
Yeah, I got you. Now
765
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,160
just know,
this footage is going to be
766
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:18,080
the definitive imagery
of your entire existences
767
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,160
so, like, don't make it
lame or anything.
768
00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:22,496
- Good one.
- Hey. We're not the ones
769
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:23,656
- who puke on camera.
- We'd have to try really hard
770
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,216
- to do that, actually.
- Hey, shut up...
771
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:26,240
Look, here he comes.
772
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,856
- Look at those cars!
- Whoa, he's got cool Tims.
773
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,256
- Yeah, he's got some swagger to him.
- This guy is super fly.
774
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,880
- The horsepower must be crazy!
- I mean, look at those rims, bro!
775
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,576
All right, guys,
there's two cars and a motorcycle.
776
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,000
That's like ten dudes, tops.
777
00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:51,120
Oh, man. They're gonna be so scared
778
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,600
when they see they're about
to roll up on a bunch of mutants!
779
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,400
Oh, my God, I'm gonna win
a Daytime Emmy.
780
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,920
- What do we do, Leo?
- Oh, I...
781
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,176
- I don't know.
- You're the leader, you should know.
782
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,456
What is it, alpha? Alpha formation?
783
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,400
You don't even know
what Alpha formation is!
784
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,120
What is that?
785
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,800
Yo, come on, y'all.
Let's get the goods.
786
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:47,480
Yo!
787
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:48,680
What?
788
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,240
What the...
Y'all some little tortoises, huh?
789
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:52,960
Damn! Look at you.
790
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:54,880
Y'all adorable, man.
791
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:57,480
Bad Bernie got some turtles
on the payroll.
792
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,120
No. We don't work for Bernie.
We're here to find you.
793
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,920
I can't believe
there are other mutants! Like us!
794
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,800
This is wild! I mean,
this is crazy-like. Let me guess.
795
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:10,400
15 years ago, right,
some sludge was dumped in a sewer
796
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:11,760
and y'all came from that.
797
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:13,320
We prefer the term "ooze"
798
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,616
- but yeah.
- It's like more like...
799
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:15,816
- it's just nicer sounding.
- It rolls off
800
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,000
the tongue better, yeah.
801
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,560
Ooze.
802
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:20,600
It's nice, right? It's ooooze.
803
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:24,360
Damn! Ooze.
I like that. I like "ooze".
804
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:28,360
So, look...
that same ooze made me, okay?
805
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,160
My dad, Baxter Stockman
806
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:33,080
he's the one who dumped the ooze
down the drain, baby.
807
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,320
So, technically, we cousins.
808
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,816
- We're related. We're cousins!
- What up, Cuz?
809
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,040
- Cuzzo, what's up? That's awesome!
- Cuzzo.
810
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,560
I've always wanted a cousin.
811
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,320
Well, look at you now.
You got a bunch.
812
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,960
I'm so sorry.
I didn't introduce my peeps.
813
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,240
This is Bebop and that's Rocksteady.
814
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,576
- Hey, what you looking at, punks?
- Yeah, what you looking at?
815
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:51,800
Right here, we got Wingnut.
816
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,040
Hi. Wing-wave.
817
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,400
We got Ray Fillet.
818
00:44:54,480 --> 00:45:01,640
Ray Fillet
819
00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:04,360
Stop singing, fool.
Just say your name normal, man.
820
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:05,520
Ray Fillet.
821
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,240
- This is Leatherhead.
- G'day, fellas.
822
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:09,320
Genghis Frog.
823
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,280
- Oh, goochie...
- Aw, look at the little jacket.
824
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,080
Peekaboo...
825
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:15,160
Don't patronize me.
826
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,760
We working on that name.
Your name is wack, man!
827
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,200
And that's Scumbug.
She only speaks Vermin.
828
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,440
And that's Mondo Gecko.
829
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,120
Hey, what's up, bros?
830
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,640
- Oh, he's hugging!
- I'm a hugger.
831
00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:29,720
- A little too tight.
- Get in here. Get in.
832
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:31,600
That one seems cool. I like his vibe.
833
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,920
- I like your vibe.
- I like your vibe.
834
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,120
- I like your vibe.
- I like your vibe.
835
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:37,200
Digging your vibe.
836
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:38,456
- I like your vibe!
- I like your vibe!
837
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,160
Mondo, quit hugging everybody!
838
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:42,640
Yeah. Remember
why we're here. The story.
839
00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:44,616
We know you're building
some sort of super weapon.
840
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,840
Weapon? I'm building
the opposite of a weapon.
841
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,000
Weapons kill.
842
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,320
What I'm making will create.
843
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:55,160
Okay. I'm leaning in.
844
00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:56,360
What are you building?
845
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:59,320
If we gonna chat,
let's go somewhere fun.
846
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,000
Cowabunga, "bro-sin"!
847
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,040
- I just made that up.
- Okay, Fillet!
848
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:12,760
Hey. Watch that stinger.
849
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:13,880
Okay, Fillet.
850
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,576
Guys, I never met
anyone else as angry as me.
851
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,000
Hey, what's not to be angry about?
852
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:20,520
I hate everything!
853
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:22,800
- Man, you guys get it!
- That was good!
854
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,200
- It was awesome!
- That was good.
855
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:26,960
Dang, you guys are good.
856
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,600
Yeah, it's pretty much all we do.
857
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:30,080
- Out of quarters.
- Don't worry.
858
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:31,200
I got you, mates.
859
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,136
- This is amazing.
- Come on, fellas.
860
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,800
Get in there... Get in the scrum.
861
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:35,960
Okay. Check it...
862
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,400
Yo, check this.
863
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,120
That was a juicy one!
864
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,200
Hey, guys. What's going on in there?
865
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,680
Still not sure, if I'm being honest.
866
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,280
Okay. Ask him more questions!
867
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,360
Figure out what the hell's going on
with this dude.
868
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:57,880
So, maybe you could finish explaining
like exactly where you came from
869
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,440
and what you want and stuff?
870
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,600
What do I want? Oh, easy.
871
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,080
Acceptance.
872
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:04,160
No way, man!
873
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:05,680
- We want that, too.
- Yeah, like us.
874
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,320
Let me go back to the start.
875
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:13,480
My earliest memory in the world
is my dad telling me
876
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,680
that he never was accepted.
877
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:19,800
He just wanted a family, man.
That's why he created us.
878
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,800
But then, that's when the people
he worked for sent the ops through.
879
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,240
They took it from him.
880
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,480
I rescued my little baby brother
and sister.
881
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,320
And since I was the oldest,
I had to raise them.
882
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:34,680
- He did a great job.
- He did.
883
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,400
We're very well adjusted.
884
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,040
Anyway, we thought, these humans
885
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:41,720
yeah, they murdered our dad
886
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,120
but maybe they just ain't all bad,
you know?
887
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,160
We went out. We hit the town.
888
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:50,520
And it didn't go well.
889
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:55,840
Especially this one dude, man.
890
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,360
He wouldn't stop chasing us.
891
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:58,520
He wanted to kill us!
892
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:00,200
Oh, my God.
That's what happened to us.
893
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,960
That's why our dad made us
live in the sewer our whole lives.
894
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,760
Not me. That sounds
like a punk choice.
895
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:08,520
You know what I did?
I beat that fool down!
896
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,160
I touched that chin.
Molly wopped him...
897
00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:13,520
wop...
to a inch of his life. Bop!
898
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,600
And then I knew what to do.
899
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:20,920
I decided to kill all the humans
and let the mutants rule the earth.
900
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,560
That's a take.
901
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,520
I inherited my dad's mind for science
902
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:30,480
and I thought, "What if I built
a machine to enact my plan?"
903
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,440
I've been stealing
all the parts that I need
904
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,800
and now I'm ready.
905
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,560
I'm gonna use a little of my blood
906
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,880
to create a weaponized version
of the ooze.
907
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,120
Then, we gonna launch it
into the atmosphere
908
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,120
and watch it vaporize.
909
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:49,640
Here's the kicker:
910
00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:53,240
Every animal on Earth
will be transformed into a mutant.
911
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:57,200
Every fly, flea, tick,
snake, fish, and whale.
912
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:58,400
Everything!
913
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,160
And we become
the dominant species on Earth.
914
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:05,120
That's bad.
That's very bad for me.
915
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:09,000
Wait, what happens to humans
in this plan of yours?
916
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:10,520
Nothing good.
917
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,720
We wish there was another way
to feel safe and happy
918
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,320
but peoples, they got to go!
919
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:18,040
A bunch of them
gonna be eaten, enslaved
920
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:19,960
turned into fuel of some sort.
921
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,960
Maybe they'll become
a form of entertainment
922
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,040
you know what I mean?
923
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,280
You know how they used to have
dog shows and they had horse races?
924
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:30,360
Maybe we'll have redhead shows,
fat booty boy races.
925
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:33,400
Baby tossing. Something like that.
I'll think of something stupid.
926
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,400
Wow, that's even worse.
927
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:36,520
They should be pets.
928
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,600
Honestly, I'm open to all ideas.
You know what I mean?
929
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,760
Any crazy thing y'all think of,
I want to do it.
930
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:43,840
You know what I mean?
931
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:45,600
Just pitch it as soon as possible
932
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:48,840
'cause now that I got this,
I can complete my device
933
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:53,200
and acceptance will be ours.
934
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,320
- Yeah!
- Yes! Great!
935
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,440
So, wassup?
936
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:58,240
You want to roll with us?
937
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:01,120
'Cause we can activate
the machine tonight.
938
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,040
- Yeah!
- Yay, Fillet!
939
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:04,600
Yeah, little dudes! Yeah!
940
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:05,960
Hey, just checking in.
941
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:07,080
You stopping them now
942
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,400
or you gonna make me film
you supplying an evil villain
943
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:12,480
with the last piece
of his horrible puzzle?
944
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,040
You're gonna stop him?
You're gonna stop him.
945
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:18,080
Somebody just cough
so I know you're gonna stop him.
946
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:21,080
Yo, Superfly,
so what if we're actually like
947
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,080
I don't know,
I'm just getting silly here
948
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:24,216
what if we're not into the plan?
949
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:26,120
What if we don't like it?
What would happen?
950
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,960
Just hypothetically
speaking, obviously.
951
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,120
Well, that would mean...
952
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,000
that I was wrong about you
953
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:37,200
and y'all not as cool
as I thought you were.
954
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:38,720
And that right there
955
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:39,920
piss me off!
956
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:41,920
- Whoa!
- Yeah, we...
957
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,416
- No, but we don't...
- I'm about to go
958
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:44,536
- to a hundred on y'all, if ya...
- No...
959
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:45,560
- Hey...
- No.
960
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:46,936
- Listen...
- What's happenin' up in here?
961
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:48,056
- What's goin' on?
- Remember?
962
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:50,680
- Cousin? Cuz...?
- No, don't "cuz" me right now, man.
963
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,456
- Listen. We were kidding.
- Yeah, drop that, man. This ain't
964
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:54,136
- got nothing to do with that.
- We're just joking around
965
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:56,600
because we are in fact
very into your plan.
966
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,240
It's, like, great!
I love the killing people part.
967
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:00,600
Yeah, I'll cut around that.
968
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:01,720
Guys, I got an idea.
969
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,240
So, S-Fly, my man
970
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,160
we'll drive the van
with the storage unit
971
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:07,680
and you lead the way.
972
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,080
Nice. Smooth.
973
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:12,800
Cool. But I drive fast,
and I don't want y'all to get lost
974
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,920
so Mondo, Wingnut, Rock!
975
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,560
Ride with the tortoises.
976
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,160
- I drive!
- You're good to drive?
977
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:22,840
No.
978
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,200
Spice Girls! Put 'em on!
979
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:37,976
- You don't like Phish?
- What's Phish?
980
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,040
Why... why are you looking at me?
Look, dude, I...
981
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:41,560
You think of something.
982
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:47,120
Hey, dudes, fun cruising with you,
but where are we going exactly?
983
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,800
Oh. See that building over there?
That's not it.
984
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:51,160
No, we're going to
985
00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:53,456
this super cool shipping graveyard
over on Staten Island.
986
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:54,600
It's the best borough, bro.
987
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,600
I love Staten Island!
988
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,600
Okay, it's go time.
Attack these fools.
989
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,440
Not sure that's as easy as it sounds.
990
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,256
I mean, this dude is
literally a rhinoceros, man.
991
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,680
I gots an idea. How about
something we can all sing along to?
992
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:06,936
But look, I think
if we jam the brakes
993
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:08,056
they'll just fly out
front of the car.
994
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:10,656
- There's no windshield or anything.
- It's impossible. We'd need like
995
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:13,320
a long and narrow device that's
small enough to get under the seat
996
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:14,880
but strong enough to press the pedal.
997
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:16,000
You mean a stick?
998
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,800
I got it. Four Non B's.
999
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,400
How good is this?
1000
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:28,960
Time of my life.
1001
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:30,440
God, they're good.
1002
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:44,040
What's going on?
1003
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,800
Sorry.
1004
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:52,400
What the...
1005
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:55,120
Hey. Y'all better hurry.
1006
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,520
Hey. You hurt Rock, I hurt you.
1007
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,240
Don't worry, guys. I got this.
1008
00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:21,520
I don't got this...!
1009
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:23,720
You're dead, tortoises!
1010
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:30,400
Oh, yeah!
1011
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:35,200
You can't stop me!
It's a monster truck, dummies!
1012
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:36,400
Get them, Mondo!
1013
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:37,480
Donnie!
1014
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:38,840
Watch where you're driving!
1015
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:42,240
Yo, dudes, you launched me
out of the front of that van.
1016
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:43,480
That is not cool!
1017
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,120
I'm so sorry. We had to.
1018
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:47,480
You know what?
I don't accept that apology!
1019
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,360
Yeah, I'm not sorry at all,
I'm not gonna lie.
1020
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:51,920
Boom!
1021
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,400
Hey, I'm back, you green punks.
1022
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:03,800
Stop it, you bloody hooligans
or I'll bite your bloody heads off!
1023
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:17,240
Superfly's almost here and he's not
going to be as nice about this.
1024
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:18,360
You're not being nice!
1025
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:19,800
He'll be less nice!
1026
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:29,560
It's now or never, dudes.
Give us the device.
1027
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,600
Six in the mornin', police at my door
1028
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:36,160
Come on!
1029
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,080
- My chucks!
- Guys?
1030
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,160
No! He used my stick against me!
1031
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:49,960
Now he's molly wopping me!
1032
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:55,400
Man, I almost thought y'all was cool.
1033
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,040
See you in hell, turtles!
1034
00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:58,600
Quick, grab it!
1035
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,480
I'm getting ripped in two!
1036
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:06,440
Goochie goochie goo.
1037
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:18,560
Oh, no!
1038
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:39,200
Go...! Surround them!
Make a perimeter.
1039
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:46,760
April! Help!
1040
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:51,360
Say good night, freak.
1041
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:00,800
What? What's happening?
1042
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:04,960
Hey, let us out! Come on!
1043
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,640
Why, hello, turtles.
1044
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:09,440
I've been looking for you
1045
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:12,640
for a long, long time.
1046
00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:14,640
Look, lady, I don't know
what you want from us
1047
00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:17,520
or why you talk so scary,
but we shouldn't be in here.
1048
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:19,200
There's a fly monster!
1049
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,120
I will do the talking.
1050
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,840
I am Cynthia Utrom
1051
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:28,600
and you are my property.
1052
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:29,800
What?
1053
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:31,280
Hey!
1054
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:32,360
Stop!
1055
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,360
Enough.
1056
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:38,520
I will use you to create
a stable mutagen.
1057
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:43,720
And with that I will create
an army of super soldiers.
1058
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,160
Dolphin men to plant bombs
on submarines.
1059
00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:50,200
Eagle men to fight enemy jets.
1060
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:54,760
Snake men to slither
behind enemy lines.
1061
00:56:54,920 --> 00:57:00,200
The glory of it all
nearly brings me to tears.
1062
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:01,576
What does this have to do with us?
1063
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:02,840
Yeah. What do you want from us?
1064
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,480
What I want is your blood.
1065
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,280
And there's only one way to get it.
1066
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:10,520
Oh, no!
1067
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,280
- I can't believe it.
- She's gonna...
1068
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,360
Hook them up
to the milking machine!
1069
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:17,600
She's gonna milk us!
1070
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,320
Ray Fillet, man, shut your mouth!
1071
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:41,680
If I want to be sad, I'll go listen
to some damn John Legend.
1072
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:43,000
- Sorry, sir.
- Sorry, bro.
1073
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:45,240
Now, remember, this is a happy day
1074
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:50,800
because we're gonna kill every human
on this big, ol' ugly Earth!
1075
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,520
So smile, Mondo!
1076
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,240
Boys! You come home? You forgive me?
1077
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:15,920
My surprise party worked?
1078
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,160
Get back! I'll bite you!
1079
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:23,600
Hey, Mr. Rat Man. I'm April.
1080
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,320
I come in peace.
1081
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:26,680
I'm friends with your sons.
1082
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:29,400
And right now, they're in trouble.
1083
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,080
No...! Stop it!
1084
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:47,720
- That looks bad.
- Does it hurt?
1085
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,920
Of course it hurts! She's milking me!
1086
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,376
Try to think of something pleasant
to take your mind off the pain.
1087
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:54,640
Yeah... think of pizza, Mikey,
think of the pizza!
1088
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:57,560
No, pizza's made of cheese,
and cheese is made of milk
1089
00:58:57,640 --> 00:58:58,840
and I'm being milked!
1090
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:00,960
It's infiltrated my every thought!
1091
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,240
I'm so sorry, Mikey.
1092
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:08,360
Continue milking them
until we have the required amount.
1093
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:19,320
Well, this is it, guys. I mean
1094
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,336
we're gonna die here
getting milked to death in a lab.
1095
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:25,360
I can't believe April just left us.
Maybe she was just using us.
1096
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:27,880
Well, she ended up
getting a great story:
1097
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,880
"Turtle Boys Give Supervillain
Last Part of His Evil Machine."
1098
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:32,400
That's actually a pretty good title.
1099
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,496
- Yeah, very clickbait-y.
- I'd definitely give that a read.
1100
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,840
I have so many regrets.
1101
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,200
I wish I could've tried
frozen yogurt.
1102
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:41,800
- You could have!
- I know. And I blew it!
1103
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:43,680
I wish I could see BTS IRL.
1104
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:45,400
- We could...
- I guess we could sing.
1105
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:46,856
Yeah, we could do
some of the songs for you.
1106
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:48,760
- Yeah, I'm down.
- Really? That would be great.
1107
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:51,040
Smooth like butter
1108
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,400
Come on, guys.
Smooth like butter
1109
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,480
Like a criminal undercover
1110
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:56,800
Undercover.
1111
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:58,280
You guys don't even know the words.
1112
00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:01,760
- What? What is happening?
- Got a breach.
1113
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:03,280
Why did the milking stop?
1114
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:04,816
Moving Miss Utrom
to a secure location.
1115
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:05,840
Someone's here.
1116
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:18,200
- Boys!
- Dad!
1117
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:20,160
Stay back, everyone! Stay back!
1118
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:23,080
I just here for my boys,
who lied to me.
1119
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:24,800
They are in so much trouble
right now.
1120
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:26,480
Is that so, Ratatouille?
1121
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:28,800
Grab another machine
and hook him up like the others.
1122
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:31,200
Don't call me Ratatouille.
1123
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:48,800
Go...!
1124
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,240
Yeah! Kick his butt, Dad!
1125
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:54,360
- Yeah, get him, Dad!
- Where you gonna run to, rat?
1126
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:07,040
Take him down!
1127
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:13,000
Tase him!
1128
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:27,040
He's too fast!
1129
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:41,720
- Bravo!
- Dad!
1130
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:02,160
I'm a ninja!
1131
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,320
- Dad!
- Boys, are you okay?
1132
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:08,440
- Yes!
- Dad!
1133
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:10,440
- We're more than okay.
- Yeah, we're good.
1134
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:11,560
How did you find us?
1135
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:15,440
Listen, I'd be
a pretty big piece of crap
1136
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:17,920
if I didn't at least try to get
your dad to come help you.
1137
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,080
- Yes!
- April!
1138
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:21,560
- Oh, my God, you came back?
- I did not see that coming.
1139
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:24,320
This human told me you lied to me.
1140
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:26,840
What happened?
What have you been doing?
1141
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:28,400
- Aw, nothing.
- It's...
1142
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:30,920
Wait a minute. What is this machine?
1143
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,800
- Nothing. It's nothing.
- This machine?
1144
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:34,720
Does that say "milking machine"?
1145
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:35,800
No...
1146
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:38,176
- It's the opposite of that.
- Definitely not a milking machine.
1147
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:39,200
It's a milking machine.
1148
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:41,200
See? I told you! They milk you!
1149
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:42,720
Now I actually might puke.
1150
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,280
Boys, you left the sewer
and got milked.
1151
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:48,240
You helped some evil fly man
create a machine
1152
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:52,640
that is gonna destroy the world
and kill the only good human, April!
1153
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:54,800
So, we're going to clean up your mess
1154
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:58,400
then go home
and stay there forever, okay?
1155
01:02:58,640 --> 01:02:59,920
What about April's story?
1156
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,200
Forget the story!
1157
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:03,720
April, go home. It's over, okay?
1158
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:09,520
There's only one way
for you to be safe and happy
1159
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:12,320
and that's listen to me. Let's go.
1160
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,160
Sorry we couldn't help you
get prom uncanceled.
1161
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:20,480
Nah, it's all right.
1162
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,960
Seeing you guys make so many mistakes
1163
01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:25,080
just to get people to like you
made me realize
1164
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:27,920
I was definitely doing this
for the wrong reason.
1165
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:40,200
Oh, perfect.
1166
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:44,800
Backup arriving now.
Sealing off the entrance.
1167
01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:01,720
Maybe they decided to just give up
and go bowling again?
1168
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,480
Nah, fam, nah.
1169
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,480
We just one step ahead of y'all.
1170
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:07,960
- Scram!
- Betrayers!
1171
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:10,280
You're the ones that instigated this!
1172
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:12,120
Hey! What's up, bros?
1173
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:13,400
- Stay back.
- Back up!
1174
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:16,120
I don't want to fight
another mutant, but I will.
1175
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,040
Y'all just won't quit, huh?
1176
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:22,600
What is it about these stinking
humans that you love so much?
1177
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:24,880
Humans are complicated creatures.
1178
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:28,800
They're good, like April, and bad,
like that lady who milked us.
1179
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:29,920
Sorry. Did what now?
1180
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:34,200
And as much as I don't like them,
and trust me, I do not like them
1181
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:37,320
if we kill them,
we are no better than they are.
1182
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:38,680
I refuse to accept
1183
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:41,120
that you all are cool
with brutally killing all of them.
1184
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:43,200
You just can't be! You're awesome.
1185
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:45,400
You're fun. We... vibed.
1186
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:46,520
You're not killers.
1187
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:48,640
- I mean, come on, look at you.
- Come on.
1188
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:51,000
But it's the only way
we'll be accepted.
1189
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:52,320
No!
1190
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:54,240
We accept you.
You could come live with us.
1191
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:56,720
- We accept you.
- Yes, plenty of room.
1192
01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:58,760
I kind of don't want to murder
everyone on Earth.
1193
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:00,440
And I just kind of want to sing.
1194
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:01,880
Ray Fillet
1195
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:03,120
Yeah. It's a good point.
1196
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:05,960
I'd rather not murder
tons of people, 'cause like
1197
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:09,000
what if I'm haunted by the faces
of my victims in my sleep?
1198
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:10,336
- Yeah, of course.
- That's what I said.
1199
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:11,600
Murder is a heavy burden.
1200
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:14,520
Bro, you'll... you'll really let us
live with you?
1201
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:16,240
Of course, bro!
1202
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:17,840
- Brah!
- Broski!
1203
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:19,480
- Bro!
- Brosanne!
1204
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:21,080
Abracada-brah!
1205
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:22,600
What the hell y'all doing?
1206
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:25,600
Man, stop this kumbaya,
I-love-each-other stuff.
1207
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:27,000
Kill them fools!
1208
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:31,960
No. We don't want to do this.
1209
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:34,120
And really,
I don't think we ever did.
1210
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:36,720
We just didn't know
that there was any other alternative.
1211
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:40,360
But now that we met these dudes,
we see that there is.
1212
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:42,680
So, let's just stop and vibe.
1213
01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:45,080
Give me a "V"! V... V... Vibe.
1214
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:48,640
Nah, man, I don't vibe, all right?
And you don't, either, okay.
1215
01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:49,880
Now get in line!
1216
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:51,920
- Seriously, Supe...
- Turn off the machine.
1217
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:54,360
My own family.
1218
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:57,880
Turned against me after
everything that I've done for y'all.
1219
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:01,400
Look, bottom line,
if you want to stop this machine
1220
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:03,320
you got to go through me.
1221
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:19,616
This guy's making me angry.
1222
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:21,800
I think this guy's been
making me angry my whole life!
1223
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:24,000
Oh, my gosh, I think
he's the reason we're angry!
1224
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:25,640
We gonna do something about it?
1225
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:30,720
Get him! Beat him up!
1226
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:32,240
- Mess him up!
- Get him, Rock!
1227
01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:38,640
Bro!
1228
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:39,760
Rock! No!
1229
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:41,400
- You're trash!
- Come on!
1230
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:44,800
- Oink, oink, punk!
- My nose ring!
1231
01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:49,160
The machine!
1232
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:50,560
This is our chance! Come on!
1233
01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:52,720
So small!
1234
01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,560
Watch out! Get off me!
1235
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:02,360
Oh, no! Funky breath!
1236
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:03,520
Flying kick!
1237
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:05,760
Ray Fillet!
1238
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:08,576
We gotta break it! Just like
1239
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:09,656
I don't know throw it
against the wall or something!
1240
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:11,000
Try and rip it out! Get it...!
1241
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:15,400
Surprise!
1242
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:17,880
Why you socking yourself?
1243
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:21,600
Am I actually helping anyone?
1244
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:25,360
You might as well give up.
1245
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:29,680
Watch out!
1246
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:32,360
Ray Fillet
1247
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:34,440
Ray... Fillet.
1248
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:36,800
They smile in your face
1249
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:39,360
All the time they want
to take your place
1250
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,600
We got him!
1251
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:51,920
What's going on?
Why y'all doing this?
1252
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:56,320
There's only one way
for you to feel safe and happy.
1253
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:58,520
And that's if you listen to me!
1254
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,640
Rat man! Come on! Help me out!
1255
01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:07,040
Look, man. We're basically the same.
We both hate humans
1256
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:10,200
I'm just not a punk
about it like you!
1257
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:11,760
Don't you say that!
1258
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:34,640
Jeez, Dad,
you really went buck wild there.
1259
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:37,120
Did we stop it?
1260
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:38,320
I think so.
1261
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:44,176
Hey, when the machine that turns
a bunch of animals into mutants
1262
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:45,800
goes off underwater
1263
01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:48,000
and then there's animals in the water
1264
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:50,760
like, what do you think that does?
1265
01:08:54,280 --> 01:08:55,280
What?
1266
01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:23,720
I mean, it's just gonna crawl a lot
1267
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:24,976
- on the shore all the time.
- It's just a whale.
1268
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:26,360
It's pretty slow, guys.
1269
01:09:26,440 --> 01:09:27,440
That's not so bad.
1270
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:33,600
- Oh, yeah, that's bad.
- Oh, man, that got way worse.
1271
01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:46,000
Aw, hell, yeah!
Look at me! Look at me!
1272
01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:51,040
This is amazing! I ain't
just Superfly, I'm Super Duper Fly.
1273
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:54,160
You know, I mean
Missy Elliott Super Duper Fly!
1274
01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:56,400
I'm on some Godzilla...
What the hell?
1275
01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:58,880
Is that a... Is that a whale tail?
1276
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:04,120
I got a claw. I got a whale body,
a giraffe forehead.
1277
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,760
Look at my feets!
They're made of horses.
1278
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:08,920
I'm about to have a ball with this!
1279
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:13,400
Thank you, turtles!
Thank you, you little tortoises.
1280
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:14,760
New York...
1281
01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:16,560
here I come.
1282
01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:28,520
All right! Well, you know,
we gave it a shot. Back to the sewer.
1283
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:29,976
I got pizza tonight for dinner and...
1284
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,480
- Really?
- We can't stop that thing.
1285
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:33,640
We couldn't stop him
before he became that thing.
1286
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:35,000
What, so we just go home?
1287
01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:36,560
I bet the Army will be here soon.
1288
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:39,240
According to every Godzilla movie,
they'll eventually get here.
1289
01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:42,920
So, you guys got
a good Wi-Fi situation down there?
1290
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,520
Are you fully able to stream?
1291
01:10:45,440 --> 01:10:46,440
No!
1292
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:47,920
Oh! Okay, no streaming.
1293
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,120
Not that!
1294
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:51,600
Boys, I messed up.
1295
01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:54,680
I don't want to be like Superfly.
1296
01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:58,760
I love you boys.
I want you to be happy.
1297
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:01,480
Even though I don't like humans
1298
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:05,800
I want them to like you,
because you want them to like you.
1299
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:09,360
So, we are gonna get that monster.
We're gonna take him down.
1300
01:11:09,440 --> 01:11:12,200
We're gonna film it.
We are gonna show it to the world.
1301
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:14,880
And the world will love you
and accept you!
1302
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:17,960
And the world will chant,
"Turtles, Turtles, Turtles!"
1303
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:21,960
Oh, man. I am feeling great
after that speech, right?
1304
01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:24,320
It was rousing.
I'm fully roused, you know.
1305
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:26,280
But a little bit of a buzzkill here:
1306
01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:27,640
How do we do that?
1307
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:30,800
- Hello?
- Hey. What am I looking at?
1308
01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:33,800
What happened to
the whole "stop Superfly" thing?
1309
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:35,400
Are we not doing that, or what's up?
1310
01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:37,600
So much has changed
since we last spoke.
1311
01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:40,280
- Yeah, obviously.
- It's a lot to catch up on, okay?
1312
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:43,760
But first, do you maybe know any ways
we might be able to stop that thing?
1313
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:48,720
Well, I actually might
have something.
1314
01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:52,400
Meet me at the leg of the thing
we're all looking at. Right? Cool.
1315
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:00,400
- Let's go!
- Yeah!
1316
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:13,880
We're dangling, baby!
1317
01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:16,400
Yep, this is not triumphant at all.
1318
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:18,840
It hit my lip!
1319
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:37,040
New York, New York!
1320
01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:39,400
I'm here, baby!
1321
01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:42,640
Y'all thought
it was gonna be Godzilla? Nah!
1322
01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:44,960
Okay, let's go.
Eye of the tiger. Come on.
1323
01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:46,736
- You got this, Raph, all right.
- All right.
1324
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:48,280
Close one eye, I heard that helps.
1325
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:49,360
Shut up.
1326
01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:52,720
Don't screw this up.
1327
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:02,200
What the hell?
1328
01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:04,240
- We did it.
- It's working.
1329
01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:05,920
- We actually did it.
- I think I got it.
1330
01:13:07,480 --> 01:13:08,760
We're good, right?
1331
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:13,760
That's it? One little horse?
I don't need that horse.
1332
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:16,456
Raph, you're not,
you're clearly not shooting him.
1333
01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:18,360
It looks like y'all want to die now.
1334
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:33,320
- This isn't going very good.
- What did the claw say to the face?
1335
01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:34,640
"Smack!"
1336
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:36,840
Rocksteady! Buddy!
1337
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:39,960
Mondo!
1338
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:45,760
It's okay, it grows back. See?
1339
01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:48,520
Mikey...!
1340
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:51,000
Donnie!
1341
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:54,040
Thanks, bro.
1342
01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:55,720
- Where are the others?
- I don't know!
1343
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:57,760
Where's Dad? Where's April?
1344
01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:02,480
He's gonna run out
of cars eventually.
1345
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:05,680
Oh, come on!
1346
01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:07,880
You like these rides right here?
1347
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:10,840
Oh, the Mercedes E Class, no!
1348
01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:12,200
That one's a Prius. It's okay.
1349
01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:14,120
A Tesla! Somebody's mad about that.
1350
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:19,720
I think we lost him.
1351
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:30,000
Ouch.
1352
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:34,440
Hit that from the back.
1353
01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:38,480
You good, guys?
1354
01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:43,640
Monstrous mutants are rampaging
through downtown New York.
1355
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:46,880
The only question is do we
capture them for experimentation
1356
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:48,760
or kill them on sight?
Taking calls now.
1357
01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:51,760
If you're just joining us,
mutants are attacking the city.
1358
01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:54,720
A rash of monsters in New York
is taking over Times Square.
1359
01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:58,000
We don't know what they are, but
there will be a military response.
1360
01:14:58,080 --> 01:14:59,336
- threatening to take a bite
- destroying buildings
1361
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:00,936
- out of the Big Apple.
- Cars and everything in their path.
1362
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:03,800
Reports indicate
widespread destruction and chaos.
1363
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:06,280
One thing I know: I hate mutants!
1364
01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:09,040
Sightings of the turtles
and the mess they leave in their path
1365
01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:10,920
has been greatly disturbing
to witness.
1366
01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:12,200
It's them!
1367
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:17,520
Yeah, I don't think this is gonna
go down how we wanted it to.
1368
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:19,720
They... hate us.
1369
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:21,200
They think we're villains.
1370
01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:23,160
No. Worse.
1371
01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:25,960
They think we're monsters.
1372
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:27,920
We're never gonna be normal.
1373
01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:29,560
Look, guys...
1374
01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:33,320
April was right. We were doing this
for the wrong reasons.
1375
01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:36,600
I know we only wanted
to be heroes to be accepted.
1376
01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:39,600
But even though it looks like
we'll never be accepted
1377
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:42,120
I still think we should
try to be heroes.
1378
01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:44,720
But how?
Every plan we've had has failed.
1379
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:47,520
Plan? You're complaining
we don't have a plan?
1380
01:15:47,600 --> 01:15:50,880
Mikey, what do you do better
than anyone, even Mark Ruffalo?
1381
01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:52,000
Improvise.
1382
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:53,320
It's impossible.
1383
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:56,640
Says the guy who's read more comics
where people fight giant monsters
1384
01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:57,760
than anyone on Earth!
1385
01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:58,880
I mean, I have, but...
1386
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:01,440
You must be able to think of a way
to stop something like that.
1387
01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:06,160
Of course! Attack on Titan!
1388
01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:09,000
Giant monsters attack,
and they have one weakness
1389
01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:10,720
on the backs of their necks.
1390
01:16:11,120 --> 01:16:13,800
Yes, and the blowhole
is exactly that.
1391
01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:18,240
That's it. If we can get this thing
into that thing's blowhole
1392
01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:19,800
it'll go into its bloodstream.
1393
01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:21,160
I bet it'll demutanize it.
1394
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:23,640
There you go!
Demutanize the big monster!
1395
01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:26,920
- And Raph... it's time to go loud.
- Loud?
1396
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,920
Real loud. As loud
as you've ever gone.
1397
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,680
Use that rage of yours!
Use it to help us!
1398
01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:31,840
Okay, I will!
1399
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:37,880
We got to get you into therapy, man.
1400
01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:43,720
You know, just then...
for the first time in your life
1401
01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:46,840
you didn't sound lame.
You actually sounded like a leader.
1402
01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:48,360
I do? Oh, I do!
1403
01:16:48,440 --> 01:16:50,376
I sound like such a leader!
Holy crap, that's so dope!
1404
01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:52,720
- And you ruined it.
- Let's do this!
1405
01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:02,240
Dear Lord, this helmet
was a good investment.
1406
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,400
Not on my watch.
1407
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:12,880
Okay, not great. Not great at all.
No, very bad. Yeah.
1408
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:15,240
If you're just joining us,
an army of mutants
1409
01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:17,520
that appears to be led
by four turtle men
1410
01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:20,440
is attacking the city
with a giant whale monster.
1411
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:23,960
Keep rolling! I got the real story!
1412
01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:26,360
April O'Neil here, and...
1413
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:39,360
April O'Neil here, reporting live
with new and confirmed information.
1414
01:17:39,440 --> 01:17:42,400
A fly monster is attacking the city,
but the turtle teens
1415
01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:44,920
along with the rat,
warthog, stingray, crocodile
1416
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,840
bat, frog, lizard and cockroach lady
1417
01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:49,400
are in fact fighting
against the monster
1418
01:17:49,480 --> 01:17:51,400
in an attempt to save New York.
1419
01:17:51,480 --> 01:17:52,640
The giant monster is bad
1420
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:55,040
but the mutants you see here
are in fact good!
1421
01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:59,600
Sorry. I really thought
I got past that.
1422
01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:00,960
That's a thing from my past.
1423
01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:02,680
Anyway, as I was saying...
1424
01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:25,000
Whoa, Dad, you speak
the same language as Scumbug?
1425
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:28,920
We actually have a lot in common.
I'm really attracted to her.
1426
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,160
Oh, that's gross.
1427
01:18:30,240 --> 01:18:32,520
- Donnie, you should not be driving.
- Sorry, Dad.
1428
01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:34,240
But since you are, go there!
1429
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,320
I'm the king of New York!
1430
01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:51,280
That slide!
1431
01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:03,320
Cowabunga!
1432
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:07,840
Gotcha.
1433
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:24,120
Dad!
1434
01:19:24,440 --> 01:19:27,240
That's it! You are done. It's over.
1435
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:29,120
You ain't never gonna stop me.
1436
01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:34,080
And humans are never gonna like you
because humans suck!
1437
01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:35,560
These shells are hard.
1438
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:38,040
I'ma snap you like a pistachio.
1439
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:40,400
Ah, my shell!
1440
01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:42,056
I know I said
your faces were the last things
1441
01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:43,136
I wanted to see before I die
1442
01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:46,120
but, you know, now that
we're actually about to die
1443
01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:48,016
there's nothing
I'd rather be looking at.
1444
01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:49,040
That was so heartfelt.
1445
01:19:49,120 --> 01:19:50,520
- I'm crying.
- Love you, bro.
1446
01:19:59,440 --> 01:20:00,720
Boys, no.
1447
01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:13,120
Damn, these shells are hard!
1448
01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:26,120
Hey, are you okay?
1449
01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:27,880
Do you need help?
1450
01:20:28,440 --> 01:20:29,440
It's him!
1451
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:30,760
He's with the turtles!
1452
01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:33,240
Those turtles are not the bad guys.
1453
01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:38,680
They're actually teenagers and
fighting against the giant monster.
1454
01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:39,880
I have the whole story.
1455
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:41,640
Sir, you need help?
1456
01:20:42,360 --> 01:20:44,760
Yes. Yeah.
1457
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:46,600
We'll go to the hospital
or a veterinarian.
1458
01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:49,480
No... I must get this to my boys.
1459
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:52,840
I got this.
1460
01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:57,760
Hey, the humans! They're helping us!
1461
01:20:57,840 --> 01:20:59,520
- Really? Yeah!
- Yes!
1462
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:00,840
Oh, no, they ain't!
1463
01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:07,560
Hop on! Let's go!
1464
01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:13,440
Hop...!
1465
01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:16,400
Hey! I'm a cabbie from the Bronx!
How 'bout that?
1466
01:21:16,480 --> 01:21:17,880
Get that to the monster!
1467
01:21:22,440 --> 01:21:23,520
What the hell?
1468
01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:25,400
Look, I'm being helpful!
1469
01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:27,480
Wow, I'm strong.
1470
01:21:30,480 --> 01:21:32,480
- Gotcha!
- Someone take this bag, please!
1471
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:34,800
Hey, human. Got it from here, bro.
1472
01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:37,400
I'll mess you up
right here and right now.
1473
01:21:39,080 --> 01:21:40,160
Missed me.
1474
01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:43,320
Don't worry, I got you.
1475
01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:49,000
Hey, Mondo, you slippery lizard!
1476
01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:52,880
- Yay, Fillet!
- I got it!
1477
01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:56,040
- Hey, I heard you need this.
- Come on!
1478
01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:02,880
Ow, man! Dang! Stop!
1479
01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:07,400
What the hell?
1480
01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:11,160
Damn!
1481
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:15,080
Throw it over!
1482
01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:17,520
Got it!
1483
01:22:22,280 --> 01:22:23,360
Mikey, catch!
1484
01:22:30,480 --> 01:22:31,480
Comin' in hot!
1485
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:36,120
Y'all done screwed up now!
1486
01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:39,960
Raph!
1487
01:22:41,640 --> 01:22:42,880
- Leo!
- Got it!
1488
01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:54,320
Damn!
1489
01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:57,080
You think this is the end of me?
Man, you know what?
1490
01:23:27,760 --> 01:23:29,160
Turtles...!
1491
01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:30,920
- What the...
- What is this?
1492
01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:32,200
It's happening!
1493
01:23:32,280 --> 01:23:33,480
It's actually happening!
1494
01:23:33,560 --> 01:23:35,680
Hey, them turtles are all right.
1495
01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:37,000
Sign my baby!
1496
01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:38,680
Again, we're reporting live
1497
01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:40,560
with footage of
the mutant hero turtles
1498
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:44,040
who saved New York in a story broken
by Av... Wait, what's your name?
1499
01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:47,560
April O'Neil.
That's April O-apostrophe-Neil.
1500
01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:50,960
Not "Puke Girl". If you ever
call me "Puke Girl", bite me.
1501
01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:52,360
'Cause I did it! Yeah!
1502
01:23:58,040 --> 01:24:01,480
You know, it's hard to meet
other mutants my age.
1503
01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:12,400
Ray Fillet
1504
01:24:12,480 --> 01:24:14,200
Can't wait to add that to my footy.
1505
01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:20,360
The entire "Akira" original set?
Don't mind if I do.
1506
01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:21,680
The couch should go here.
1507
01:24:21,760 --> 01:24:23,320
I pictured the couch
against the wall.
1508
01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:25,480
- That's so basic!
- That's not basic!
1509
01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:28,320
Ay, mateys,
Blooming Onion coming right up.
1510
01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:31,200
That's out... That is outstanding.
1511
01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:34,480
I cannot believe it.
Your first day of school!
1512
01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:37,040
Just remember,
you can call anytime you want.
1513
01:24:37,120 --> 01:24:39,760
If you get scared,
there are sewers all over the city.
1514
01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:41,160
Just hop in a sewer!
1515
01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:42,480
You can come home anytime.
1516
01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:44,440
If anyone messes with you, call me.
1517
01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:45,640
I will kick their butt.
1518
01:24:47,760 --> 01:24:49,520
And she will eat what's left.
1519
01:24:49,880 --> 01:24:51,040
We'll be fine, Dad.
1520
01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:53,000
Yeah, don't worry.
We're ready for this.
1521
01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:54,080
We've been ready.
1522
01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:56,400
Trust us.
You've prepared us for this.
1523
01:24:56,480 --> 01:25:00,640
All right.
I'm proud of you boys. I love you.
1524
01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:02,680
- We love you.
- Love you, too.
1525
01:25:03,240 --> 01:25:04,840
And I love you, too, sweetie.
1526
01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:06,760
Dad, really! That's gross!
1527
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:11,240
Now go show them humans
how cool you are.
1528
01:25:42,320 --> 01:25:44,840
Do I what? No... That's tortoises.
1529
01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:47,120
- Guys! Hey.
- Hey, April.
1530
01:25:47,200 --> 01:25:49,240
I'm so happy you made it.
Let me show you around.
1531
01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:51,920
Yo, wait up.
1532
01:28:09,800 --> 01:28:10,840
Hey, hello!
1533
01:28:10,920 --> 01:28:11,920
It's Donnie
1534
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:14,720
and I have found my people.
1535
01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:19,880
Fold him in half!
1536
01:28:20,360 --> 01:28:21,360
G'day, mate.
1537
01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:23,520
Welcome to my Australian shoe store.
1538
01:28:24,240 --> 01:28:25,560
Do you have any Nikes?
1539
01:28:25,640 --> 01:28:27,120
No, but I do have
1540
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:29,760
the Australian version. Crikeys!
1541
01:28:29,840 --> 01:28:30,840
April O'Neil here
1542
01:28:30,920 --> 01:28:32,240
working on the next big story
1543
01:28:32,320 --> 01:28:33,520
for April Tonight.
1544
01:28:33,840 --> 01:28:36,080
Leo, how many times... Landscape!
1545
01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:37,640
Oh, yep, sorry. My bad.
1546
01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:42,120
Who is TCRI, the shady black-ops
organization behind the mutants?
1547
01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:45,040
Their offices abandoned
after the mutant attack!
1548
01:28:45,120 --> 01:28:46,640
Gone without a trace.
1549
01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:49,080
But we will find them.
1550
01:28:49,160 --> 01:28:50,800
- Yeah, that's real.
- Yeah, we will.
1551
01:28:53,600 --> 01:28:56,440
Hey, April, now that prom is back on
1552
01:28:56,920 --> 01:28:59,880
do you, I mean,
do you maybe want to, well...
1553
01:29:00,760 --> 01:29:03,720
I'd love to, Leo. You looked
like you were gonna puke there.
1554
01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:05,920
I almost did.
1555
01:29:06,480 --> 01:29:08,520
So, the way I do it is, I go...
1556
01:29:12,160 --> 01:29:13,960
- Wait. This is as friends, right?
- What?
1557
01:29:26,120 --> 01:29:27,160
Well...
1558
01:29:27,640 --> 01:29:30,000
it appears as though
finding these creatures
1559
01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:32,240
will be easier than I thought.
1560
01:29:32,320 --> 01:29:36,640
Capturing them, on the other hand,
might prove difficult.
1561
01:29:37,240 --> 01:29:38,600
There is one option.
1562
01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:41,120
Yes. I know.
1563
01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:43,400
Bring me...
1564
01:29:45,440 --> 01:29:46,920
the Shredder.