1 00:00:00,993 --> 00:00:05,993 Original subtitles by explosiveskull Colored and Improved by BanglarBagh 2 00:00:07,292 --> 00:00:10,027 ♪ Open up the champagne, pop!♪ 3 00:00:10,029 --> 00:00:12,629 ♪ It's my house, come on, turn it up ♪ 4 00:00:12,631 --> 00:00:16,236 ♪ Hear a knock on the door and the night begins ♪ 5 00:00:17,702 --> 00:00:20,906 ♪ 'Cause we done this before so you come on in ♪ 6 00:00:22,741 --> 00:00:26,246 ♪ Make yourself at my home, tell me where you been... ♪ 7 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:31,215 TOUR GUIDE: Now, if you'll follow me this way onto the quad, 8 00:00:31,217 --> 00:00:32,715 we'll continue our campus tour. 9 00:00:32,717 --> 00:00:34,485 SCOTT: So, sweetie, remember, if you drink a beer, 10 00:00:34,487 --> 00:00:35,920 you drink a glass of water, all right? 11 00:00:35,922 --> 00:00:38,321 Six-pack of beer, six-pack of water. 12 00:00:38,323 --> 00:00:40,957 Okay. This just sounds like way too much liquid. 13 00:00:40,959 --> 00:00:42,793 KATE: Or just don't party at all. 14 00:00:42,795 --> 00:00:44,695 Okay, Mom, you're the one who always talks about 15 00:00:44,697 --> 00:00:46,597 how much you smoked pot in college 16 00:00:46,599 --> 00:00:48,564 and for a whole semester, you just peed outside. 17 00:00:48,566 --> 00:00:50,067 Okay, they did call me, 18 00:00:50,069 --> 00:00:52,302 "Smoke a Lot of Pot and Pee Outside" Kate. 19 00:00:52,304 --> 00:00:53,970 - Well... - But I regret that. 20 00:00:53,972 --> 00:00:56,006 Okay? Just skip over that part and act like I am now. 21 00:00:56,008 --> 00:00:58,375 - Okay. - Oh. Let's show her stranger danger. 22 00:00:58,377 --> 00:00:59,543 Do you know stranger danger? 23 00:00:59,545 --> 00:01:01,143 (SIGHS) I'm sure... 24 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:03,446 Okay, this is real important. So, I'm a scary frat guy. 25 00:01:03,448 --> 00:01:04,513 - Right? - Okay. 26 00:01:04,515 --> 00:01:05,749 There's a lot of them. 27 00:01:05,751 --> 00:01:07,718 - Mom is you, all right? - Lucky me. 28 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:10,087 Okay. Hey, sweet thing. 29 00:01:10,089 --> 00:01:12,221 - My name's Geppetto. Uh... - Whoa. 30 00:01:12,223 --> 00:01:14,724 - 'Cause I make the ladies my puppets. - Uh... 31 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:16,659 - Yeah. Right? - See? I already don't trust him. 32 00:01:16,661 --> 00:01:18,361 - Right? He's a bad guy. - Trust your instincts. 33 00:01:18,363 --> 00:01:19,962 - Bad guy. - Weird choice. 34 00:01:19,964 --> 00:01:21,498 SCOTT: So, you wanna come up to the bro house? 35 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:22,965 You don't have to answer. 36 00:01:22,967 --> 00:01:24,768 - Oh... - But, for this scenario, I will. 37 00:01:24,770 --> 00:01:26,736 I'm fine, thank you. I'm getting ready to study. 38 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:28,971 Oh, but I like the silent type. 39 00:01:28,973 --> 00:01:30,741 You smell good. 40 00:01:30,743 --> 00:01:32,709 You probably think I'm close to you, but I'd like to get closer. 41 00:01:32,711 --> 00:01:34,712 ♪ Come, my lady Come, come, my lady ♪ 42 00:01:34,714 --> 00:01:36,245 ♪ You're my sugar pie, honey, baby ♪ 43 00:01:36,247 --> 00:01:38,015 Then you elbow him in the balls, and then you roll away. 44 00:01:38,017 --> 00:01:39,915 (GROANS) Right there. And you roll. 45 00:01:39,917 --> 00:01:41,584 - And the guy's like, "No! My nards." - And you get out of there. 46 00:01:41,586 --> 00:01:43,554 So, stay away from guys named Geppetto. 47 00:01:43,556 --> 00:01:45,489 Got it. Thank you. Guys... 48 00:01:45,491 --> 00:01:48,726 I love this school. This is where I wanna go next year. 49 00:01:48,728 --> 00:01:51,028 Oh, we're so happy you love it here! 50 00:01:51,030 --> 00:01:53,329 - Let us come with you! - (ALL LAUGHING) 51 00:01:53,331 --> 00:01:54,734 - She's just kidding. - Nah. 52 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,334 I love you guys. 53 00:01:57,336 --> 00:01:58,668 - We love you, too. - Come here. 54 00:01:58,670 --> 00:02:00,738 SCOTT: Aw... God, our little baby! 55 00:02:00,740 --> 00:02:02,539 (CHUCKLES) If I get in. 56 00:02:02,541 --> 00:02:04,007 - If you get in. - If you get in. 57 00:02:04,009 --> 00:02:06,576 - That's right. - Tough school. It's tough. 58 00:02:06,578 --> 00:02:08,111 Oh, God. No, I don't wanna click it. 59 00:02:08,113 --> 00:02:09,747 I'm not gonna click it. One of you click it. I'm not... 60 00:02:09,749 --> 00:02:12,216 Honey, Alex, you're an A student, okay? 61 00:02:12,218 --> 00:02:13,750 Chill. I'm sure you got in. 62 00:02:13,752 --> 00:02:15,752 You know, if they don't want my baby, they're stupid. 63 00:02:15,754 --> 00:02:18,754 The Bisons? What kind of mascot is that? 64 00:02:18,756 --> 00:02:21,358 If they say no to you, I say we say no to them. 65 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:22,692 Fuck the Bisons! You know. 66 00:02:22,694 --> 00:02:24,964 - Yeah. Bucknell, more like Fucknell! - Yes! 67 00:02:28,367 --> 00:02:29,966 (GASPS) I got in! 68 00:02:29,968 --> 00:02:31,467 (ALL SCREAMING) 69 00:02:31,469 --> 00:02:33,705 You got in! Yes! 70 00:02:36,676 --> 00:02:40,046 Bucknell, I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! 71 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:43,046 We're Bucknell! 72 00:02:43,048 --> 00:02:44,847 - Bucknell, baby! Bucknell! - Yeah! Bucknell! 73 00:02:44,849 --> 00:02:48,720 It's a majestic creature, the bison. Bisons! Bisons! 74 00:02:58,262 --> 00:03:01,799 Man, Frank is not looking so hot since Raina left. 75 00:03:01,801 --> 00:03:03,901 SCOTT: Ugh, I can smell that poncho from here. 76 00:03:03,903 --> 00:03:05,536 He looks like Animal from the Muppets. 77 00:03:05,538 --> 00:03:06,804 - What's up, you guys? - What's up, buddy? How are ya? 78 00:03:06,806 --> 00:03:08,271 - Guys. - Frank, buddy. 79 00:03:08,273 --> 00:03:09,406 Great party! 80 00:03:09,408 --> 00:03:10,674 Yeah, it's going great, huh? 81 00:03:10,676 --> 00:03:11,675 Yeah, we're glad you could come. 82 00:03:11,677 --> 00:03:13,409 SCOTT: You made it. 83 00:03:13,411 --> 00:03:16,045 Yeah, of course I made it. Rode my bike all the way here. 84 00:03:16,047 --> 00:03:17,313 - Good. - Yeah. 85 00:03:17,315 --> 00:03:18,414 What happened to your car? 86 00:03:18,416 --> 00:03:20,651 I can't find it. 87 00:03:20,653 --> 00:03:22,352 You guys must be pretty psyched, right? 88 00:03:22,354 --> 00:03:23,687 Yeah, we are. 89 00:03:23,689 --> 00:03:24,988 So proud of Alex. She's really grown up. 90 00:03:24,990 --> 00:03:27,024 No, no, no. I'm talking about us. 91 00:03:27,026 --> 00:03:29,092 I'm talking about the three of us, next week. Vegas! 92 00:03:29,094 --> 00:03:30,593 - We were thinking about Vegas. - Yeah. 93 00:03:30,595 --> 00:03:32,530 What if we push Vegas until the fall? 94 00:03:32,532 --> 00:03:35,232 Yeah. We still go. We just push it a little later. 95 00:03:35,234 --> 00:03:37,567 No. There's only now. There is no later, right? 96 00:03:37,569 --> 00:03:38,869 - We'll... We'll talk. - (LAUGHS) 97 00:03:38,871 --> 00:03:40,569 All right, buddy. All right. 98 00:03:40,571 --> 00:03:42,171 RACHEL: Guys, high school's over. 99 00:03:42,173 --> 00:03:44,108 And, let's face it, we're not ready for college. 100 00:03:44,110 --> 00:03:46,242 It seems like being a freshman in college 101 00:03:46,244 --> 00:03:48,377 means you have to be prepared to get date raped, right? 102 00:03:48,379 --> 00:03:51,381 I don't understand the difference between, like, rape and date rape. 103 00:03:51,383 --> 00:03:55,551 Oh, I think date rape is when you go to dinner and a movie, and then rape. 104 00:03:55,553 --> 00:03:58,054 - She's talking to her friends about how sad she is. - Yeah. 105 00:03:58,056 --> 00:03:59,588 KATE: Look at their body language. 106 00:03:59,590 --> 00:04:01,792 They don't want to leave their parents. 107 00:04:01,794 --> 00:04:03,994 We're gonna pack everything we should have done at high school into this summer. 108 00:04:03,996 --> 00:04:06,462 I mean, I kind of told my parents I'd hang out with them this summer. 109 00:04:06,464 --> 00:04:09,466 - That's weird. - No, my parents are fun. 110 00:04:09,468 --> 00:04:10,867 For parents, they're fun. 111 00:04:10,869 --> 00:04:12,336 For people, they're the worst. I... 112 00:04:12,338 --> 00:04:14,006 Does your mom even talk to you, Rachel? 113 00:04:14,839 --> 00:04:16,105 Stop. 114 00:04:16,107 --> 00:04:18,074 How did we get so lucky to snag a kid like that? 115 00:04:18,076 --> 00:04:19,376 I don't know. 116 00:04:19,378 --> 00:04:21,645 KATE: Kind of feel like I'm losing my best friend. 117 00:04:21,647 --> 00:04:25,414 Gotten so used to it being us three. 118 00:04:25,416 --> 00:04:28,553 What's it gonna be like when it's just us? (CHUCKLES) 119 00:04:31,822 --> 00:04:34,357 - Well, it's gonna... - (SPUTTERING) 120 00:04:34,359 --> 00:04:35,624 Come on! 121 00:04:35,626 --> 00:04:37,393 - I mean, yeah! - (BOTH LAUGHING) 122 00:04:37,395 --> 00:04:38,928 SCOTT: Empty nest? 123 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:41,631 This nest is gonna be filled with our loving. 124 00:04:41,633 --> 00:04:42,965 - Yes! - Yeah! 125 00:04:42,967 --> 00:04:44,568 It's gonna be a regular fuck fest around here. 126 00:04:44,570 --> 00:04:47,572 Oh, yeah! Get your passport ready, 127 00:04:48,974 --> 00:04:50,806 'cause we're... 128 00:04:50,808 --> 00:04:52,844 We'll be going to fuck town. 129 00:04:55,580 --> 00:04:56,847 What a nice party. 130 00:04:56,849 --> 00:04:58,549 Hey, thank you so much for the party. 131 00:04:58,551 --> 00:05:00,484 - SCOTT: Oh, you're welcome. - It was really fun. 132 00:05:00,486 --> 00:05:02,352 I had such a good time. 133 00:05:02,354 --> 00:05:04,787 Rachel invited me over to her house tonight, 134 00:05:04,789 --> 00:05:06,789 and I was wondering if I could go. 135 00:05:06,791 --> 00:05:08,792 Well, we were gonna watch Walking Dead. 136 00:05:08,794 --> 00:05:10,393 KATE: What's more fun, hanging with your friends, 137 00:05:10,395 --> 00:05:12,796 or watching zombies eat people with your parents? 138 00:05:12,798 --> 00:05:15,532 - (CHUCKLES) - Think it's time for an Alex sandwich? 139 00:05:15,534 --> 00:05:17,866 BOTH: Mmm. 140 00:05:17,868 --> 00:05:19,503 Please stay, please stay. 141 00:05:19,505 --> 00:05:22,006 BOTH: Stay, stay, stay. 142 00:05:22,008 --> 00:05:25,876 - Okay. Okay, I'll stay. - SCOTT AND KATE: Yes. 143 00:05:25,878 --> 00:05:28,445 (ZOMBIES SNARLING) (SCOTT AND KATE MOANING) 144 00:05:28,447 --> 00:05:30,813 - Brains. - Brains. 145 00:05:30,815 --> 00:05:33,150 Oh, no! Oh, no! 146 00:05:33,152 --> 00:05:34,551 Brains. 147 00:05:34,553 --> 00:05:36,520 (SQUELCHING) 148 00:05:36,522 --> 00:05:37,787 KATE: Whoa! 149 00:05:37,789 --> 00:05:39,155 - Oh, my God! - SCOTT: Oh! 150 00:05:39,157 --> 00:05:40,224 (GAVEL BANGING) 151 00:05:40,226 --> 00:05:41,592 BOB: All right, town. 152 00:05:41,594 --> 00:05:43,559 We'd now like to open up the floor to its citizens. 153 00:05:43,561 --> 00:05:45,061 First up on the docket, 154 00:05:45,063 --> 00:05:47,666 Council would like to recognize Officer Chandler. 155 00:05:48,601 --> 00:05:50,232 Good afternoon. 156 00:05:50,234 --> 00:05:54,470 Last Tuesday night at approximately 3:14 a.m., 157 00:05:54,472 --> 00:05:57,808 vandals spray-painted what appears to be a male penis 158 00:05:57,810 --> 00:06:00,844 and accompanying genitalia 159 00:06:00,846 --> 00:06:02,712 on the high school football field. 160 00:06:02,714 --> 00:06:04,847 It has since been removed. 161 00:06:04,849 --> 00:06:06,349 BOB: All right. 162 00:06:06,351 --> 00:06:08,619 Town would like to recognize Frank Theodorakis. 163 00:06:08,621 --> 00:06:10,953 $1,500 of fines 164 00:06:10,955 --> 00:06:13,892 for the height of my hedges. 165 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,126 This is bullshit, Bob. 166 00:06:16,128 --> 00:06:17,393 Screw this town. 167 00:06:17,395 --> 00:06:19,862 I am out of here. Right after I say this. 168 00:06:19,864 --> 00:06:21,998 Raina, baby, please come home. 169 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,833 - You're my wife. - Oh, God. 170 00:06:23,835 --> 00:06:25,801 - I love you, and I want you to come home. - Frank, shut up. Stop it. 171 00:06:25,803 --> 00:06:27,970 This is the only time I can be in the same room with you. 172 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:29,505 - Come home! - Just not here! 173 00:06:29,507 --> 00:06:31,640 SCOTT: It's not going the way you think it's going. 174 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:33,277 I want it, but I've gotta turn this around. Raina, just... 175 00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:35,078 - Stop it. Go. Just... - FRANK: Oh, come on! 176 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:36,880 RAINA: And where the hell is our car, Frank? 177 00:06:36,882 --> 00:06:38,280 BOB: Well, looks like Fox Meadow's having 178 00:06:38,282 --> 00:06:39,816 its own little soap opera play out here. 179 00:06:39,818 --> 00:06:41,018 I'm sorry. 180 00:06:41,020 --> 00:06:42,553 No need to apologize to us. 181 00:06:42,555 --> 00:06:44,854 Just apologize to yourself for making a bad decision. 182 00:06:44,856 --> 00:06:46,289 On a bad man. 183 00:06:46,291 --> 00:06:49,292 Moving on to the next issue. 184 00:06:49,294 --> 00:06:51,828 If we could, please. Ladies and gentlemen, 185 00:06:51,830 --> 00:06:54,597 Fox Meadow's most exciting project, 186 00:06:54,599 --> 00:06:55,935 the town pool! 187 00:06:56,902 --> 00:06:59,972 (APPLAUSE) (GASPS OF AWE) 188 00:07:00,505 --> 00:07:02,005 What? 189 00:07:02,007 --> 00:07:03,772 BOB: The actual pool will be five pools, 190 00:07:03,774 --> 00:07:06,042 picnic area, playground, 191 00:07:06,044 --> 00:07:08,111 state-of-the-art locker room, 192 00:07:08,113 --> 00:07:11,580 and the best food court in the tri-state area. 193 00:07:11,582 --> 00:07:13,583 (CLEARS THROAT) Allright, the last item 194 00:07:13,585 --> 00:07:15,852 on today's agenda is 207-G, 195 00:07:15,854 --> 00:07:18,054 that is the Fox Meadow Scholarship, 196 00:07:18,056 --> 00:07:20,390 rewarding one hardworking high school student... 197 00:07:20,392 --> 00:07:22,191 This is us. He's talking about us. 198 00:07:22,193 --> 00:07:24,061 ...by paying their college tuition. 199 00:07:24,063 --> 00:07:26,763 This year's recipient is none other than Alex Johansen. 200 00:07:26,765 --> 00:07:28,765 - Alex Johansen. - Alex... Yes! 201 00:07:28,767 --> 00:07:30,400 Unfortunately, the town is facing 202 00:07:30,402 --> 00:07:32,402 some devastating budget cuts this year 203 00:07:32,404 --> 00:07:35,138 and I'm afraid the scholarship is an indulgence 204 00:07:35,140 --> 00:07:37,907 that the town can no longer afford. 205 00:07:37,909 --> 00:07:39,310 (GASPS) (CROWD MURMURING) 206 00:07:40,279 --> 00:07:41,611 (BOTH STAMMERING) 207 00:07:41,613 --> 00:07:42,912 All right, so if that is it, then we can move on. 208 00:07:42,914 --> 00:07:44,780 - Hold on, please. - Bob... 209 00:07:44,782 --> 00:07:47,049 Are you saying that you don't have money for the scholarship, 210 00:07:47,051 --> 00:07:49,953 but you have money for the town pools? 211 00:07:49,955 --> 00:07:53,090 Look, I would love to give Alex this scholarship. 212 00:07:53,092 --> 00:07:55,124 Heck, I'd love to give everybody a free education. 213 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:57,361 So, let's open it up to the town. 214 00:07:57,363 --> 00:08:00,330 By a show of hands, who here likes swimming? 215 00:08:00,332 --> 00:08:01,832 (MURMURS OF AGREEMENT) 216 00:08:01,834 --> 00:08:03,099 SCOTT: No, wait. 217 00:08:03,101 --> 00:08:04,934 - No, don't raise your hands. - Oh, come on. 218 00:08:04,936 --> 00:08:07,503 That's not what we're debating here. It's a trick question. 219 00:08:07,505 --> 00:08:10,672 I guess I'm a little torn here, to be quite honest, 220 00:08:10,674 --> 00:08:12,876 'cause I do love Alex. 221 00:08:12,878 --> 00:08:14,710 But I also love swimming. 222 00:08:14,712 --> 00:08:15,845 Shut up, Joe. 223 00:08:15,847 --> 00:08:18,147 I love swimming. I'm Martha. 224 00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:19,982 'Cause, you know, with three kids and a job, 225 00:08:19,984 --> 00:08:21,719 it's the only me time I get. 226 00:08:21,721 --> 00:08:22,986 Of course you want the pool, Martha. 227 00:08:22,988 --> 00:08:24,386 It's right next to your house. 228 00:08:24,388 --> 00:08:26,590 You know what Laura brings to a potluck? 229 00:08:26,592 --> 00:08:28,390 Her nasty mouth and no more. 230 00:08:28,392 --> 00:08:30,227 How was I supposed to know that I was supposed to bring food? 231 00:08:30,229 --> 00:08:32,229 That invitation was vague. 232 00:08:32,231 --> 00:08:34,097 And you don't have to keep telling everyone your name's Martha, they know. 233 00:08:34,099 --> 00:08:35,965 But that's who I am, I'm Martha. 234 00:08:35,967 --> 00:08:37,600 All right, ladies, enough, enough. 235 00:08:37,602 --> 00:08:39,002 Let's bring this to a vote. 236 00:08:39,004 --> 00:08:41,436 Those in favor of eliminating the scholarship 237 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:44,108 and building the town pool, vote yes. 238 00:08:44,110 --> 00:08:46,944 Those opposed, who want one family to profit 239 00:08:46,946 --> 00:08:49,812 while the rest of the town suffers, no. 240 00:08:49,814 --> 00:08:51,214 Yes? 241 00:08:51,216 --> 00:08:53,016 All right, looks like the yeses have it. 242 00:08:53,018 --> 00:08:54,386 - (SIGHS) - Oh, please. 243 00:09:00,024 --> 00:09:05,762 I'll tell you one thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take a hate crap in that pool. 244 00:09:05,764 --> 00:09:08,431 SCOTT: We can barely afford our mortgage, and now this? 245 00:09:08,433 --> 00:09:10,667 It's time we face the truth, we're bad parents. 246 00:09:10,669 --> 00:09:12,902 Remember that mother who threw her baby down a well? 247 00:09:12,904 --> 00:09:14,336 We're worse than that mother. 248 00:09:14,338 --> 00:09:17,873 You know, when I became a dad, I made a choice. 249 00:09:17,875 --> 00:09:20,910 To be the dad my father wasn't. Right? 250 00:09:20,912 --> 00:09:22,211 To play with my daughter, 251 00:09:22,213 --> 00:09:24,714 to support her dreams and talents, 252 00:09:24,716 --> 00:09:28,151 and, yeah, maybe I could have spent a little more time 253 00:09:28,153 --> 00:09:30,720 checking on what was in the bank. 254 00:09:30,722 --> 00:09:34,190 But instead, I put my heart in the bank. 255 00:09:34,192 --> 00:09:37,826 I deposited love, a lot of it. 256 00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:42,532 And that's not gonna be the cover story of The Wall Street Journal, 257 00:09:42,534 --> 00:09:45,868 but it's the headline of my heart. 258 00:09:45,870 --> 00:09:48,271 - Does that make sense? - No, honey, I lost you halfway through. 259 00:09:48,273 --> 00:09:51,941 Okay, the bottom line is that Alex thinks we can afford tuition, and we can't. 260 00:09:51,943 --> 00:09:53,542 We need to tell her the truth. 261 00:09:53,544 --> 00:09:55,777 We always tell the truth. That's what we always say. 262 00:09:55,779 --> 00:09:56,812 - Yeah. - Yeah. 263 00:09:56,814 --> 00:09:59,048 I think we should do it. 264 00:09:59,050 --> 00:10:00,883 - I'm not gonna do it. - Me neither. 265 00:10:00,885 --> 00:10:03,253 We gotta lie about everything, because that's what parents do. 266 00:10:03,255 --> 00:10:05,154 The job of being a parent, number one job, 267 00:10:05,156 --> 00:10:07,290 is to keep this crazy shit from their kids. 268 00:10:07,292 --> 00:10:10,692 'Cause otherwise, the kids are gonna realize that we don't know what we're doing! 269 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,296 - Exactly, that's what our parents did! - Yeah. 270 00:10:12,298 --> 00:10:14,163 My dad had cancer and never told us! 271 00:10:14,165 --> 00:10:16,066 And what you didn't know, didn't hurt you. 272 00:10:16,068 --> 00:10:19,067 It was weird. But I got over it. 273 00:10:19,069 --> 00:10:20,970 And then he died, so... 274 00:10:20,972 --> 00:10:23,306 - Yeah. - Hey, guys. 275 00:10:23,308 --> 00:10:24,272 Hi. 276 00:10:24,274 --> 00:10:27,109 I heard about the scholarship. 277 00:10:27,111 --> 00:10:30,714 So, I guess I can't go to Bucknell. 278 00:10:30,716 --> 00:10:32,816 You're going to Bucknell University. 279 00:10:32,818 --> 00:10:34,783 - KATE: We're gonna send you there. - Yeah. Yeah. 280 00:10:34,785 --> 00:10:37,653 And if we can't keep the promise that we make to you, 281 00:10:37,655 --> 00:10:40,322 we are the worst parents in the world. 282 00:10:40,324 --> 00:10:41,326 Oh, honey. 283 00:10:44,862 --> 00:10:46,595 ALEX: Thank you guys so much. 284 00:10:46,597 --> 00:10:48,467 - I love you guys. - SCOTT: Love you, too. 285 00:10:52,203 --> 00:10:55,039 (BOTH SIGH DEEPLY) 286 00:10:58,843 --> 00:11:02,011 SCOTT: So, as you know, Bob took away our scholarship, 287 00:11:02,013 --> 00:11:03,513 which we were kind of counting on. 288 00:11:03,515 --> 00:11:06,081 But then we remembered that we have a college fund 289 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:09,018 with our dear financial advisor, Dawn. 290 00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:10,686 You don't have enough money. 291 00:11:10,688 --> 00:11:12,921 I don't have any money. 292 00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,224 Can I have a raise? 293 00:11:14,226 --> 00:11:17,127 No way. No earthly way. 294 00:11:17,129 --> 00:11:18,327 - I have an idea. - Hmm? 295 00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:20,129 - Can we apply for a loan? - (GASPS) 296 00:11:20,131 --> 00:11:21,897 Listen, I'm just gonna come right out with it. 297 00:11:21,899 --> 00:11:23,300 No one's gonna lend you shit. 298 00:11:23,302 --> 00:11:25,170 But if I don't get my job back... 299 00:11:28,106 --> 00:11:29,671 WOMAN: Are you jerking off a giant? 300 00:11:29,673 --> 00:11:30,974 No, I'm... 301 00:11:30,976 --> 00:11:33,209 I just hung... I just hanged myself. 302 00:11:33,211 --> 00:11:34,978 I don't know if you heard me. 303 00:11:34,980 --> 00:11:37,046 If you don't give me a raise, 304 00:11:37,048 --> 00:11:39,248 I'm walking out of this building 305 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:40,849 and I'm not looking back. 306 00:11:40,851 --> 00:11:42,485 I don't believe you, and I think you're bluffing. 307 00:11:42,487 --> 00:11:44,622 Is this the face of a man who's bluffing? 308 00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:47,623 Okay, right here. 309 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:51,293 It says right here, in this account, we have $401,000. 310 00:11:51,295 --> 00:11:53,596 - Jackpot! - You missed it! 311 00:11:53,598 --> 00:11:57,135 No, uh, that says you have a 401K account. 312 00:11:59,904 --> 00:12:02,471 KATE: Look, we have to tell him that we're not going to Vegas, okay? 313 00:12:02,473 --> 00:12:04,342 SCOTT: Yeah. There's no way we can go. 314 00:12:06,879 --> 00:12:08,878 Yikes. 315 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,680 - FRANK: I'm not a loser. - RAINA: You are a loser! 316 00:12:10,682 --> 00:12:12,415 - Frank? Where are you, bud? - FRANK: I'm not a loser! No! 317 00:12:12,417 --> 00:12:13,617 RAINA: What do you want from me? 318 00:12:13,619 --> 00:12:15,752 FRANK: What do you want from me? 319 00:12:15,754 --> 00:12:17,387 - Sign the divorce papers, Frank! - FRANK: No, I don't wanna do... 320 00:12:17,389 --> 00:12:18,955 What did I do to make you hate me so much? 321 00:12:18,957 --> 00:12:20,856 We should get out of here. Give them their privacy. 322 00:12:20,858 --> 00:12:22,291 - Yep. - RAINA: You punched my dad! 323 00:12:22,293 --> 00:12:23,593 FRANK: He called m a gambling addict! 324 00:12:23,595 --> 00:12:25,261 - You are a gambling addict. - BOTH: Wow. 325 00:12:25,263 --> 00:12:27,296 You lost your job, and you stopped showering. 326 00:12:27,298 --> 00:12:29,398 - We should go. She's coming. - I know. 327 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,569 Just sign the fucking divorce papers, Frank. 328 00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:33,036 Oh. 329 00:12:33,038 --> 00:12:34,104 - Oh, hi. - Hey. 330 00:12:34,106 --> 00:12:36,105 Hey, Raina, you look great. 331 00:12:36,107 --> 00:12:37,574 RAINA: Oh, wow. 332 00:12:37,576 --> 00:12:38,675 That was crazy. 333 00:12:38,677 --> 00:12:40,210 - (LAUGHING) - Yeah, it was kind of weird. 334 00:12:40,212 --> 00:12:42,411 We don't really know. Yeah. 335 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,483 (SIGHS) He's your problem now. 336 00:12:45,183 --> 00:12:46,652 (FRANK SOBBING) 337 00:12:50,856 --> 00:12:52,057 Hey, Frank? 338 00:12:54,659 --> 00:12:55,892 Hey, bud. 339 00:12:55,894 --> 00:12:57,496 Hey. Hey, guys. 340 00:12:58,463 --> 00:12:59,394 What's going on? 341 00:12:59,396 --> 00:13:01,763 - I was fixing the sink. - Uh-huh. 342 00:13:01,765 --> 00:13:04,066 (CLEARS THROAT) Splashed some water on my face. 343 00:13:04,068 --> 00:13:06,768 - (SNIFFLES) That's what's going on here. - BOTH: Mmm-hmm. 344 00:13:06,770 --> 00:13:09,239 'Cause I was fixing the sink 'cause the sink was broken. 345 00:13:09,241 --> 00:13:11,306 Right, it's okay. We saw Raina. 346 00:13:11,308 --> 00:13:15,144 I know my life seems totally awesome and, like, things are going great, but... 347 00:13:15,146 --> 00:13:17,146 Hmm. It looks pretty bleak in here. 348 00:13:17,148 --> 00:13:20,050 Who am I kidding? I'm having a pretty hard time right now. 349 00:13:20,052 --> 00:13:22,219 - We get that. Yeah. - It seems like it. Yeah. 350 00:13:22,221 --> 00:13:25,153 Which is why I'm all in on this Vegas trip. 351 00:13:25,155 --> 00:13:28,325 That's the only thing that is keeping me alive right now, frankly. 352 00:13:28,327 --> 00:13:30,627 So, let's get this party started! 353 00:13:30,629 --> 00:13:31,894 Right. 354 00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:33,229 You know... 355 00:13:33,231 --> 00:13:35,264 - I need it bad. - KATE: We know you need it. 356 00:13:35,266 --> 00:13:37,566 - Yeah. - But, for us, it's not a great time. 357 00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:39,301 So, we were thinking, maybe... 358 00:13:39,303 --> 00:13:41,037 SCOTT: Maybe... 359 00:13:41,039 --> 00:13:44,740 We...We could leave later than we talked about leaving. 360 00:13:44,742 --> 00:13:49,211 - You said we were going to say... - I said we have since... 361 00:13:49,213 --> 00:13:54,118 You have since...decided that we need to support a friend. 362 00:13:55,187 --> 00:13:56,722 Who's this friend? 363 00:14:01,927 --> 00:14:04,127 Vegas. Whoo! 364 00:14:04,129 --> 00:14:05,531 (CROWD CHEERING) 365 00:14:10,401 --> 00:14:12,200 - DEALER: It's 11! Eleven! - Yes! Yes! 366 00:14:12,202 --> 00:14:13,970 DEALER: Gentleman needs some chips. 367 00:14:13,972 --> 00:14:15,904 Guys, what are you waiting for? 368 00:14:15,906 --> 00:14:20,008 Get in on this! I'm hitting every single number over and over again. 369 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:21,076 Let's do this! 370 00:14:21,078 --> 00:14:22,979 DEALER: Dice are out! 371 00:14:22,981 --> 00:14:24,412 - Eleven! - (ALL CHEERING) 372 00:14:24,414 --> 00:14:26,316 - MAN: This dude is on fire! - You guys need money? 373 00:14:26,318 --> 00:14:30,418 I am literally making every single person at this table money. 374 00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:31,988 I don't know, we said we weren't gonna gamble. 375 00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:34,157 Come on. What's the worst that could happen? 376 00:14:34,159 --> 00:14:35,858 Maybe we put a few dollars on four. 377 00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:37,259 DEALER: Hot shooter. 378 00:14:37,261 --> 00:14:39,461 I mean, yeah, the fourth is Alex's birthday. 379 00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:41,129 - Right? - We'll just do one bet. 380 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:44,099 I kind of can't lose at this point, so let's do this. 381 00:14:44,101 --> 00:14:45,468 DEALER: Welcome to the Wynn, sir. 382 00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:47,369 Number four, please. 383 00:14:47,371 --> 00:14:49,207 - No, no, not all 500. - Hey-oh! 384 00:14:50,174 --> 00:14:51,373 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 385 00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:53,310 - Yeah! Fuck yeah, four! - Yes! Yes! 386 00:14:53,312 --> 00:14:55,277 Four! Four! 387 00:14:55,279 --> 00:14:57,880 I should tell you, the probability of hitting four again, very unlikely. 388 00:14:57,882 --> 00:15:02,018 But if we do, you guys are gonna double that and it's gonna pay out big. 389 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:03,518 And, plus, it's for baby Alex! 390 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:07,223 - (CHANTING) Alex! Alex! Alex! - ALL: Alex! Alex! Alex! 391 00:15:07,225 --> 00:15:08,257 DEALER: That's a four. 392 00:15:08,259 --> 00:15:10,792 (ALL CHEERING) 393 00:15:10,794 --> 00:15:13,296 Come on, Frank! Frank, look at me! 394 00:15:13,298 --> 00:15:15,264 - We're gonna do this, Frank! - Here we go, Kate! 395 00:15:15,266 --> 00:15:17,032 - Do this! - Let's do this! 396 00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:19,069 ♪ To my brothers and sisters ♪ 397 00:15:19,071 --> 00:15:21,003 ♪ Mom, Pops, and my daughter ♪ 398 00:15:21,005 --> 00:15:25,141 ♪ Nieces and nephews, salute all y'all to those I can't get to ♪ 399 00:15:25,143 --> 00:15:27,143 ♪ To my dogs on lock down ♪ 400 00:15:27,145 --> 00:15:29,012 ♪ Block hustlers from all around ♪ 401 00:15:29,014 --> 00:15:31,113 ♪ I pray you make it This world is yours... ♪ 402 00:15:31,115 --> 00:15:32,181 DEALER: Four! 403 00:15:32,183 --> 00:15:33,715 (CHEERING) 404 00:15:33,717 --> 00:15:37,152 ♪ Amazing, amazing, amazing, so damn amazing ♪ 405 00:15:37,154 --> 00:15:39,021 FRANK: Okay, guys... 406 00:15:39,023 --> 00:15:43,026 If I roll another four, that's Alex going to college, all right? 407 00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:44,293 I feel very lucky right now. 408 00:15:44,295 --> 00:15:45,561 - We believe in you, Frank. - All right. 409 00:15:45,563 --> 00:15:48,266 Whatever you do, don't roll a seven! 410 00:15:57,509 --> 00:16:00,408 (DISTORTED) Why would you say that? 411 00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:03,112 (DISTORTED) I didn't know! 412 00:16:03,114 --> 00:16:06,581 - No! - No! 413 00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:11,052 (DISTORTED) Fuck you, asshole! 414 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,625 ALL: No! 415 00:16:21,332 --> 00:16:23,231 SCOTT: (DISTORTED) Yeah! Oh, yeah! 416 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,268 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 417 00:16:25,270 --> 00:16:27,603 - KATE: (DISTORTED) Oh, no! - FRANK: (DISTORTED) God damn it! 418 00:16:27,605 --> 00:16:30,038 DEALER: Seven out, there was no four. 419 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:33,243 - Hey, that money's my daughter's college tuition. - DEALER: Yeah? 420 00:16:33,245 --> 00:16:36,311 Well, she just got accepted to the School of Hard Knocks. 421 00:16:36,313 --> 00:16:37,580 Misroll! It's a misroll! 422 00:16:37,582 --> 00:16:39,882 - Scotty, no! - I said not a seven! 423 00:16:39,884 --> 00:16:42,018 Give me that stick! Give it to me! 424 00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:44,019 FRANK: "Whatever you do, don't roll a seven"? 425 00:16:44,021 --> 00:16:46,556 Thanks a lot, asshole. You basically jinxed us all. 426 00:16:46,558 --> 00:16:51,927 I was merely trying to make you aware of what number not to roll, 427 00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:54,629 which, by the way, for the record, was seven. 428 00:16:54,631 --> 00:16:56,999 (GROANS) MAN: Fuck you, asshole! 429 00:16:57,001 --> 00:16:58,368 That guy gets it! 430 00:16:58,370 --> 00:16:59,634 - Why is that guy following me? - Why? 431 00:16:59,636 --> 00:17:01,437 Because he hates you. 432 00:17:01,439 --> 00:17:03,138 I hate you, too, right now. 433 00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:05,040 This place makes you crazy. 434 00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:08,644 You know, we came in hell-bent on not gambling, and what did we do? 435 00:17:08,646 --> 00:17:10,345 We gambled and we lost all our money. 436 00:17:10,347 --> 00:17:12,181 You know what I say? 437 00:17:12,183 --> 00:17:13,516 House always wins. 438 00:17:13,518 --> 00:17:15,453 What if we were the house? 439 00:17:19,057 --> 00:17:20,823 FRANK: Are you guys familiar with the cliche, 440 00:17:20,825 --> 00:17:22,725 "It's a cliche because it's true"? 441 00:17:22,727 --> 00:17:26,394 Well, that cliche about cliches being true has never been more true 442 00:17:26,396 --> 00:17:28,264 than right now with the cliche, 443 00:17:28,266 --> 00:17:30,266 "The house always wins." 444 00:17:30,268 --> 00:17:32,000 - What? - FRANK: Okay? 445 00:17:32,002 --> 00:17:33,803 Now, we stand to make 446 00:17:33,805 --> 00:17:37,406 four years' tuition in one month. 447 00:17:37,408 --> 00:17:40,075 One month, guys. Think about that. 448 00:17:40,077 --> 00:17:42,412 This is the most impressive thing you've ever done, Frank. 449 00:17:42,414 --> 00:17:44,046 - KATE: Um... - Thanks, Scott. 450 00:17:44,048 --> 00:17:46,681 - I'm very wary to go into business with you. - Noted. 451 00:17:46,683 --> 00:17:49,919 - However, we know why we need the money. - Yes. 452 00:17:49,921 --> 00:17:51,287 What's in it for you? 453 00:17:51,289 --> 00:17:53,623 Well, full disclosure, the bank has foreclosed on my home. 454 00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:55,357 - Oh, Frank. - Ah. There we go. 455 00:17:55,359 --> 00:17:57,427 So, this money would help me get that back. 456 00:17:57,429 --> 00:17:58,760 That's pretty much why Raina left me. 457 00:17:58,762 --> 00:18:00,430 KATE: No, that's not why Raina left you. 458 00:18:00,432 --> 00:18:01,964 It's because you started gambling on golf... 459 00:18:01,966 --> 00:18:03,699 - Yeah. - True. Well, not just golf, but okay. 460 00:18:03,701 --> 00:18:05,902 And you developed an online porn addiction. 461 00:18:05,904 --> 00:18:08,604 Okay, it's not an addiction if you can quit any time you want, which I can. 462 00:18:08,606 --> 00:18:10,873 - Then stop. - I don't want to right now. 463 00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:14,110 Listen, I know I'm throwing a lot of numbers at you guys, lot of financials. 464 00:18:14,112 --> 00:18:17,680 But let's not take away from the fact that this is gonna be fun. 465 00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:19,681 Okay, but we're not doing it for fun, right? 466 00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:21,518 - Eh... - No, we aren't. No. 467 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:24,386 - It's work. - I think we're saying the same thing, all of us. 468 00:18:24,388 --> 00:18:26,288 Work hard, play hard. Everybody has fun. 469 00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:28,393 I think this slide will explain it. 470 00:18:29,293 --> 00:18:30,793 FRANK: Hey-oh! (LAUGHS) 471 00:18:30,795 --> 00:18:32,795 - FRANK: Look at that! - Well, it just says "fun." 472 00:18:32,797 --> 00:18:34,764 - FRANK: It's fun. - SCOTT: But it just says "fun." 473 00:18:34,766 --> 00:18:38,268 Yeah, it's gonna be a great time, probably the best time of our lives. 474 00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:41,237 And we're gonna make crazy money. 475 00:18:41,239 --> 00:18:43,405 The graphics are great, but it doesn't help us. It doesn't. 476 00:18:43,407 --> 00:18:46,241 I have one last slide to show you, and I think it's the most important. 477 00:18:46,243 --> 00:18:47,544 Check this out. 478 00:18:47,546 --> 00:18:49,446 Look at Alex, right? Here she is. 479 00:18:49,448 --> 00:18:51,581 She's gone to college, Bucknell, 480 00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:54,083 top of her class, built her own company. 481 00:18:54,085 --> 00:18:58,354 If she doesn't go to college, boom! She's a homeless prostitute. 482 00:18:58,356 --> 00:19:00,390 She's a runaway on the streets, 483 00:19:00,392 --> 00:19:03,258 selling her tiny body for money. 484 00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:06,528 I don't like this. This is very emotionally manipulative. 485 00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:08,096 Yeah, exactly. 486 00:19:08,098 --> 00:19:09,964 - May I speak with you privately, please? - Right now? 487 00:19:09,966 --> 00:19:12,201 Yes, I'd love to talk to you in the kitchen, if I could. 488 00:19:12,203 --> 00:19:13,404 Okay. 489 00:19:17,408 --> 00:19:18,676 Well? 490 00:19:19,711 --> 00:19:21,743 Thumbs up, right? 491 00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:24,380 I mean, the math. It seems to check out. 492 00:19:24,382 --> 00:19:25,847 Do this math. 493 00:19:25,849 --> 00:19:27,615 You're 40 years old and you go to jail for 20 years. 494 00:19:27,617 --> 00:19:28,784 How old are you when you get out? 495 00:19:28,786 --> 00:19:30,685 - Ninety. Hundred. - No. Honey... 496 00:19:30,687 --> 00:19:34,222 - If I have some scratch paper, I can figure it out. - Really fucking old! 497 00:19:34,224 --> 00:19:37,427 Besides, I don't wanna start an illegal operation with... 498 00:19:37,429 --> 00:19:38,995 - SCOTT: Frank? - KATE: Yes! 499 00:19:38,997 --> 00:19:41,163 - He's our best friend! - No, he's your best friend. 500 00:19:41,165 --> 00:19:44,533 He's my long friend. We haven't been friends since college. 501 00:19:44,535 --> 00:19:46,468 Besides, we promised Alex 502 00:19:46,470 --> 00:19:49,305 that we would spend time with her before she went to college. 503 00:19:49,307 --> 00:19:52,141 But if we don't have the money, she can't go to college. 504 00:19:52,143 --> 00:19:54,677 And then she's living with us until she's 40, 505 00:19:54,679 --> 00:19:56,478 working as a banged-up cocktail waitress. 506 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,814 She's gonna have tattoos with weird guys' names on them. 507 00:19:58,816 --> 00:20:01,083 - She's gonna get a neck tattoo. - KATE: Oh, my God. 508 00:20:01,085 --> 00:20:03,052 Of a hand trying to choke her. 509 00:20:03,054 --> 00:20:04,953 - That's gonna be Alex! - I know. You don't think I know that? 510 00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:06,655 We need to figure this shit out! 511 00:20:06,657 --> 00:20:09,557 Can we pull this off? I mean, can we run a casino? 512 00:20:09,559 --> 00:20:11,059 It's a shady business 513 00:20:11,061 --> 00:20:14,430 with criminals, mobsters, you know, with shady people. 514 00:20:14,432 --> 00:20:16,332 Look, we tried to play it safe, 515 00:20:16,334 --> 00:20:20,303 we've tried to play by the rules, and it got us nowhere. 516 00:20:20,305 --> 00:20:21,636 What do we have to lose? 517 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,771 - (SIGHS) - Nothing. 518 00:20:22,773 --> 00:20:25,508 So, what do you guys think? 519 00:20:25,510 --> 00:20:27,578 Let's take a risk for Alex. 520 00:20:29,548 --> 00:20:31,113 All right, fuck it, I'm in. 521 00:20:31,115 --> 00:20:32,414 - Yes! - Yeah! 522 00:20:32,416 --> 00:20:34,083 (ALL EXCLAIM EXCITEDLY) 523 00:20:34,085 --> 00:20:36,085 FRANK: We'll do it here, my house. 524 00:20:36,087 --> 00:20:39,456 My hedges are crazy high, so it's private. 525 00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:41,324 Plus, Raina took a lot of the furniture, 526 00:20:41,326 --> 00:20:44,360 so we've got plenty of room for tables. 527 00:20:44,362 --> 00:20:46,095 We need players. That's easy. 528 00:20:46,097 --> 00:20:48,730 There's Martha. Her husband left her last year, 529 00:20:48,732 --> 00:20:50,732 and now she runs book club 530 00:20:50,734 --> 00:20:53,502 and tries to suppress the rage bubbling just beneath the surface. 531 00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:57,139 There's Joe, retired at 30, taking care of his mom 532 00:20:57,141 --> 00:20:59,807 and bored out of his fucking mind. 533 00:20:59,809 --> 00:21:01,177 Then there's Reggie, 534 00:21:01,179 --> 00:21:03,312 who just made partner at his law firm, 535 00:21:03,314 --> 00:21:06,615 which means he's got cash to burn, but he's super stressed out. 536 00:21:06,617 --> 00:21:08,684 He needs to blow off steam. 537 00:21:08,686 --> 00:21:11,754 Now, remember, this is an underground casino. 538 00:21:11,756 --> 00:21:13,287 We can't park outside my house, 539 00:21:13,289 --> 00:21:16,092 or everyone will know, including the cops. 540 00:21:16,094 --> 00:21:17,826 Park at Taylor's, 541 00:21:17,828 --> 00:21:19,630 buy something and keep the receipt to prove you're a customer. 542 00:21:20,597 --> 00:21:22,064 Don't attract attention. 543 00:21:22,066 --> 00:21:24,366 Remember, you're just buying groceries. 544 00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:27,536 You're not on your way to an illegal casino. 545 00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:29,271 Walk out to the back, where the electrical wall 546 00:21:29,273 --> 00:21:31,807 and the wooden fence meet by the woods. 547 00:21:31,809 --> 00:21:33,742 (GROANING) (ALL GASPING) 548 00:21:33,744 --> 00:21:35,979 (ALL SHRIEKING) 549 00:21:35,981 --> 00:21:37,211 (JOE LAUGHS) 550 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:38,579 FRANK: Ignore the sign. 551 00:21:38,581 --> 00:21:39,984 It's a decoy. 552 00:21:40,751 --> 00:21:42,218 SCOTT: Got it. 553 00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:43,719 FRANK: Take the path through the woods, 554 00:21:43,721 --> 00:21:45,153 bear left at the fourth tree, 555 00:21:45,155 --> 00:21:47,192 and boom, you're right in my backyard. 556 00:21:50,962 --> 00:21:52,495 Go down the basement stairs, 557 00:21:52,497 --> 00:21:54,796 then knock three times and give the password. 558 00:21:54,798 --> 00:21:56,268 Andre the Giant. 559 00:21:58,035 --> 00:22:01,269 - Welcome. (CHUCKLES) - SCOTT: Frank! 560 00:22:01,271 --> 00:22:02,704 When we open this door, 561 00:22:02,706 --> 00:22:04,105 don't get confused. 562 00:22:04,107 --> 00:22:06,110 It's still just Frank's house. 563 00:22:08,279 --> 00:22:09,881 Ta-da! 564 00:22:12,383 --> 00:22:13,783 What do you guys think? 565 00:22:13,785 --> 00:22:16,451 I mean, am I in the Bellagio right now, 566 00:22:16,453 --> 00:22:19,755 or am I three blocks from my house? I genuinely don't know. 567 00:22:19,757 --> 00:22:22,223 This is the best day of my entire life. 568 00:22:22,225 --> 00:22:24,759 - Thumbs up. Pretty good. - (CHUCKLES) 569 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,796 And we can gamble here for real money? 570 00:22:26,798 --> 00:22:29,464 This isn't like one of those charity things where you think you're winning, 571 00:22:29,466 --> 00:22:32,300 but then you have to give it to cancer research or some bullshit? 572 00:22:32,302 --> 00:22:33,902 You win it, you keep it. 573 00:22:33,904 --> 00:22:36,704 - Okay, you know what, fuck book club! - Fuck book club! 574 00:22:36,706 --> 00:22:38,239 On these notes, 575 00:22:38,241 --> 00:22:40,710 let the games of chance begin! 576 00:22:40,712 --> 00:22:42,279 - Yeah! - (ALL CHEERING) 577 00:22:48,452 --> 00:22:50,219 (CHUCKLES) All right, man. 578 00:22:50,221 --> 00:22:51,420 Hit me right now! 579 00:22:51,422 --> 00:22:52,822 Hit it! 580 00:22:52,824 --> 00:22:54,656 Hit it down right there! 581 00:22:54,658 --> 00:22:55,892 And I lost! 582 00:22:55,894 --> 00:22:58,260 All right! Mama like! 583 00:22:58,262 --> 00:23:00,962 FRANK: Now, we don't have five years to make the money. 584 00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:02,331 We only have a month. 585 00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:04,665 So, we have to reinvest our winnings. 586 00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:09,071 It's like I always say, "Back your own horse, baby. Bet on yourself." 587 00:23:09,073 --> 00:23:13,745 We gotta invite everybody, even Garvey and fucking Craig! 588 00:23:14,578 --> 00:23:16,746 (EXCITED CHATTER) 589 00:23:16,748 --> 00:23:19,414 Oh, did I win? That's fun. (CHUCKLING) 590 00:23:19,416 --> 00:23:22,218 I never played before. Isn't that funny? 591 00:23:22,220 --> 00:23:26,722 COMIC: Anybody been to that Burrito Hut over on Fox Meadow Lane? 592 00:23:26,724 --> 00:23:28,257 - Yeah, it's a nightmare. - (LAUGHING) 593 00:23:28,259 --> 00:23:30,625 You can't even get a burrito out of there. 594 00:23:30,627 --> 00:23:32,828 People are getting so involved, 595 00:23:32,830 --> 00:23:34,962 they had to put a spit guard up, 596 00:23:34,964 --> 00:23:38,800 because people kept falling into the vegetables. 597 00:23:38,802 --> 00:23:42,139 "More corn! I want more corn!" 598 00:23:46,410 --> 00:23:48,380 (GASPS) (CHEERING) 599 00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:54,983 KATE: So, where are we at? 600 00:23:54,985 --> 00:23:57,185 FRANK: All right. 601 00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:58,787 When all's said and done, 602 00:23:58,789 --> 00:24:00,791 we are... (LAUGHS) 603 00:24:01,392 --> 00:24:02,658 Down $3,500. 604 00:24:02,660 --> 00:24:04,594 - BOTH: Yeah! - Nice! 605 00:24:04,596 --> 00:24:06,295 - Wait. - Up top! 606 00:24:06,297 --> 00:24:07,996 - Down? - Wait... 607 00:24:07,998 --> 00:24:10,365 Listen, Reggie went on a streak, that comedian was very expensive. 608 00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:13,368 We're lucky that Joe lost that $1,000 bet at the end. 609 00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:15,805 If he hadn't, you know where we'd be then. 610 00:24:15,807 --> 00:24:17,906 - Mmm-mmm. Where would we be? - Really? 611 00:24:17,908 --> 00:24:20,608 We'd be down $5,500. It's simple math. 612 00:24:20,610 --> 00:24:23,178 Math gives him anxiety, numbers make him nervous. 613 00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:25,381 A lot of people, you know, break out in sweats 614 00:24:25,383 --> 00:24:28,316 and have heart palpitations when they hear numbers out loud. 615 00:24:28,318 --> 00:24:29,751 That's not true at all. 616 00:24:29,753 --> 00:24:31,353 But, you know what, let's not worry about that. 617 00:24:31,355 --> 00:24:33,322 Let's just focus on the positives, 618 00:24:33,324 --> 00:24:36,825 which is, down $3,500 is a great start. 619 00:24:36,827 --> 00:24:39,761 - Ooh. Bucknell. - Ooh. What's this? 620 00:24:39,763 --> 00:24:41,764 SCOTT: 50 million dollars? 621 00:24:41,766 --> 00:24:43,101 KATE: Thousand, honey. 622 00:24:44,702 --> 00:24:45,968 - (SCOTT EXHALES) - Oh, God. 623 00:24:45,970 --> 00:24:48,002 - My butt just got so tight. - Yeah. 624 00:24:48,004 --> 00:24:50,104 - Hey, what's that? - SCOTT: Hey. 625 00:24:50,106 --> 00:24:51,373 - What? - Nothing. 626 00:24:51,375 --> 00:24:52,807 Hey. 627 00:24:52,809 --> 00:24:54,476 We gotta get a bell on you. 628 00:24:54,478 --> 00:24:57,712 - Sneaking up on us like that. - (LAUGHS) Yeah. 629 00:24:57,714 --> 00:25:01,717 And so that's why your mother and I will be working late, 630 00:25:01,719 --> 00:25:05,254 uh, every night, 631 00:25:05,256 --> 00:25:09,858 and on weekends for all of next month. 632 00:25:09,860 --> 00:25:13,328 Because you're working on a super top secret project 633 00:25:13,330 --> 00:25:15,730 that you may or may not reveal to me later. 634 00:25:15,732 --> 00:25:17,600 Mmm-hmm. Yes, exactly, you get it. 635 00:25:17,602 --> 00:25:20,835 No, but I don't get it. You're just being weird. 636 00:25:20,837 --> 00:25:22,371 You're acting weird, 637 00:25:22,373 --> 00:25:25,341 with your shifty eyes and your sketchy posture. 638 00:25:25,343 --> 00:25:26,642 Sorry. 639 00:25:26,644 --> 00:25:29,277 Doesn't feel good to be called names, does it? Weirdo. 640 00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:31,713 I thought we'd hang out a lot this summer. 641 00:25:31,715 --> 00:25:33,348 Are we still going school shopping? 642 00:25:33,350 --> 00:25:36,117 Yes! Absolutely, we're gonna do all of those things. 643 00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:39,622 - While you work every night until 3:00 a.m.? - SCOTT: You know what? 644 00:25:39,624 --> 00:25:42,557 You're kind of acting like a... (MOUTHS) Bitch. 645 00:25:42,559 --> 00:25:46,228 - What did you just say? - I didn't say it. 646 00:25:46,230 --> 00:25:48,296 - I didn't vocalize it. - Mom? 647 00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:51,700 If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it's probably a... 648 00:25:51,702 --> 00:25:53,201 (QUIETLY) Bitch. 649 00:25:53,203 --> 00:25:54,769 You just said "bitch." You just called me a bitch. 650 00:25:54,771 --> 00:25:56,438 Don't say that word. 651 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,911 I just can't help but feel like you're lying. (BOTH LAUGH) 652 00:26:02,379 --> 00:26:04,380 Oh, my God! 653 00:26:04,382 --> 00:26:07,181 This is what I wanted to show you guys. Pretty beautiful, right? 654 00:26:07,183 --> 00:26:10,387 - Not really. - It's Thomas Kinkade, Master of Light. 655 00:26:11,254 --> 00:26:12,821 - It's mesmerizing. - Yeah. 656 00:26:12,823 --> 00:26:15,527 But it's, oh, so much more. 657 00:26:16,527 --> 00:26:17,562 - Oh! - Whoa! 658 00:26:18,529 --> 00:26:20,328 Crafty hiding spot, Frank. 659 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:22,730 Each of these safes holds 100 grand. 660 00:26:22,732 --> 00:26:27,268 I know, because I cut paper into money-size stacks and I checked. 661 00:26:27,270 --> 00:26:29,538 It took an incredibly long time. 662 00:26:29,540 --> 00:26:33,275 Now, if we fill all five safes, that's 500 grand. 663 00:26:33,277 --> 00:26:35,845 250 for you, 250 for me. 664 00:26:35,847 --> 00:26:37,412 You guys can put Alex through college, 665 00:26:37,414 --> 00:26:39,413 and I can get my life back on track. 666 00:26:39,415 --> 00:26:41,549 Let's fill these fucking safes. 667 00:26:41,551 --> 00:26:43,120 (EXCITED CHATTER) 668 00:26:45,655 --> 00:26:47,056 Wow. 669 00:26:47,058 --> 00:26:49,091 Looks like we got some heavy action tonight. 670 00:26:49,093 --> 00:26:51,492 Yeah, Reggie winning was the best thing that could have happened to us. 671 00:26:51,494 --> 00:26:54,262 People actually think they can win money at this place. 672 00:26:54,264 --> 00:26:55,631 We're giving people hope. 673 00:26:55,633 --> 00:26:58,502 There's at least one, two, three, four... 674 00:27:00,404 --> 00:27:02,403 There's at least 800 people in here tonight. 675 00:27:02,405 --> 00:27:05,309 There are max 35 people in this room. 676 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,582 (ALL CHEERING) 677 00:27:13,550 --> 00:27:15,150 REGGIE: You got a 19! 678 00:27:15,152 --> 00:27:17,385 GARVEY: Yeah, I'll take advice from the guy who's down four grand. 679 00:27:17,387 --> 00:27:19,287 - Is that what I'm supposed to do? - REGGIE: Just leave. 680 00:27:19,289 --> 00:27:21,690 Please, will you leave, so we can all win? 681 00:27:21,692 --> 00:27:23,924 - Hey, hey, hey. - We could all win if you leave. 682 00:27:23,926 --> 00:27:27,062 Fellas, come on. What's the beef? How can we squash it? 683 00:27:27,064 --> 00:27:29,797 This bo-bo here keeps hitting on the worst hands. 684 00:27:29,799 --> 00:27:32,100 I play how I play. You don't like it, you leave. 685 00:27:32,102 --> 00:27:33,669 REGGIE: And he's a thief. 686 00:27:33,671 --> 00:27:35,336 Where's my leaf blower, Garvey? 687 00:27:35,338 --> 00:27:37,506 I just thought maybe you'd wanna rake a little bit more. 688 00:27:37,508 --> 00:27:40,409 You know, get some physical activity, on account of you being fat. 689 00:27:40,411 --> 00:27:42,110 - Hey, hey! Okay! Time out! - (ANGRY YELLING) 690 00:27:42,112 --> 00:27:44,113 Gentlemen, time out! Time out! 691 00:27:44,115 --> 00:27:45,146 You're 86'd. 692 00:27:45,148 --> 00:27:46,248 GARVEY: Come on! 693 00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:47,582 (GROANS) (CROWD GASPS) 694 00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:50,552 Right in my armpit! It's such a sensitive area. 695 00:27:50,554 --> 00:27:52,821 - My gland. - I'll squash the shit out of you! 696 00:27:52,823 --> 00:27:55,423 They'll be peeling you off the ground, you sackless bitch. 697 00:27:55,425 --> 00:27:56,892 CRAIG: I'll bet 100 bucks on Reggie. 698 00:27:56,894 --> 00:27:58,626 He's gonna kick Garvey's ass! 699 00:27:58,628 --> 00:28:00,462 I will call that bet, sir. 700 00:28:00,464 --> 00:28:03,565 There is fear in Reggie's eyes. I know a pussy when I see one. 701 00:28:03,567 --> 00:28:05,133 Only when you're looking down. 702 00:28:05,135 --> 00:28:06,835 Reggie, we got this. 703 00:28:06,837 --> 00:28:08,403 - Eat shit, Garvey. - That's right. 704 00:28:08,405 --> 00:28:10,271 Laura, you wanna keep your mouth shut? 705 00:28:10,273 --> 00:28:11,573 You got a big fucking mouth. 706 00:28:11,575 --> 00:28:13,241 There's a StairMaster downstairs. 707 00:28:13,243 --> 00:28:15,143 Why don't you go stand next to it and do nothing? 708 00:28:15,145 --> 00:28:17,679 You want a piece of these thighs? You don't know what's coming. 709 00:28:17,681 --> 00:28:21,350 - (YELLING) - Everybody, shut the fuck up! 710 00:28:21,352 --> 00:28:23,450 Nobody is betting on this fight. 711 00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:24,819 - Thank you, Frank. - LAURA: What? 712 00:28:24,821 --> 00:28:26,387 - Come on. - SCOTT: Yes. 713 00:28:26,389 --> 00:28:28,355 Unless you're betting with us! 714 00:28:28,357 --> 00:28:31,794 Damn skippy. Damn skippy. That's right, I'm gonna... 715 00:28:31,796 --> 00:28:33,362 (LAUGHS) 716 00:28:33,364 --> 00:28:34,930 We're gonna bet on our friends fighting? 717 00:28:34,932 --> 00:28:37,164 Hell, yeah! Are you kidding? We're a casino. 718 00:28:37,166 --> 00:28:40,134 Have you ever heard of Fight Night? This is the same thing. 719 00:28:40,136 --> 00:28:42,203 Get your juices in there. 720 00:28:42,205 --> 00:28:44,105 Come on, Scott, these guys are gonna beat the shit out of each other anyway. 721 00:28:44,107 --> 00:28:45,908 These dildos are gonna bet on it. 722 00:28:45,910 --> 00:28:48,809 We should be getting that action. We're the house! 723 00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:51,479 - Honey... - Hey! Who wants a fight? 724 00:28:51,481 --> 00:28:53,448 - Can't wait! - FRANK: Can't wait! 725 00:28:53,450 --> 00:28:55,916 - Who wants fight? Say, "Hey!" - ALL: Hey! 726 00:28:55,918 --> 00:28:57,819 - Here we go, fight! - Here we go! 727 00:28:57,821 --> 00:28:59,156 (ALL CHEERING) 728 00:29:01,491 --> 00:29:03,726 And we're gonna start a race war! 729 00:29:03,728 --> 00:29:05,027 ALL: Whoa! Whoa! 730 00:29:05,029 --> 00:29:07,529 Reggie, Reggie, that makes us nervous. 731 00:29:07,531 --> 00:29:11,499 This is just a fight between two men of different races, 732 00:29:11,501 --> 00:29:14,368 fighting each other to decide which race is superior. 733 00:29:14,370 --> 00:29:15,605 - ALL: Whoa! - Nope, that sounds wrong. 734 00:29:16,706 --> 00:29:17,773 Black power! 735 00:29:17,775 --> 00:29:19,010 (BELL RINGS) 736 00:29:26,716 --> 00:29:28,983 Welcome to Fight Night! 737 00:29:28,985 --> 00:29:30,654 (CHEERING) 738 00:29:32,155 --> 00:29:34,489 In the corner closest to the fireplace, 739 00:29:34,491 --> 00:29:37,860 weighing in at 220 pounds, 740 00:29:37,862 --> 00:29:42,096 Reggie "The Rocket" Whaler. 741 00:29:42,098 --> 00:29:43,768 (CHEERING) 742 00:29:50,173 --> 00:29:53,208 And in this corner, 743 00:29:53,210 --> 00:29:55,710 weighing in at 180 pounds, 744 00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:57,045 give it up for Kevin 745 00:29:57,047 --> 00:30:01,016 "I Didn't Know His First Name Was Kevin" Garvey! 746 00:30:01,018 --> 00:30:02,286 (CHEERING) 747 00:30:04,154 --> 00:30:06,121 Now, murder each other! 748 00:30:06,123 --> 00:30:07,725 (CROWD CHEERING) 749 00:30:14,898 --> 00:30:16,099 (GROANS) 750 00:30:20,870 --> 00:30:22,773 Wow. That was fast. 751 00:30:26,876 --> 00:30:28,510 Reggie is the winner! 752 00:30:28,512 --> 00:30:29,646 (CROWD CHEERING) 753 00:30:31,115 --> 00:30:32,948 This is bullshit. I want my money back. 754 00:30:32,950 --> 00:30:34,883 Winner, winner, chicken dinner. 755 00:30:34,885 --> 00:30:37,585 Laura, why don't you shove that chicken dinner right up your asshole? 756 00:30:37,587 --> 00:30:39,555 And then bring it to my potluck. 757 00:30:39,557 --> 00:30:41,722 For the love of God, if you bring up that potluck again... 758 00:30:41,724 --> 00:30:44,728 Ladies, uh-uh! Cool your jets! 759 00:30:46,196 --> 00:30:47,497 Yeah. 760 00:30:48,231 --> 00:30:50,798 Save it for the ring! 761 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,202 (ALL CHEERING) 762 00:31:18,495 --> 00:31:20,228 (GRUNTS) (GROANS) 763 00:31:20,230 --> 00:31:22,264 - Mmm! - Oh! 764 00:31:22,266 --> 00:31:24,932 What's my name? I'm Martha! 765 00:31:24,934 --> 00:31:26,404 (ALL CHEERING) 766 00:31:29,940 --> 00:31:31,174 (GROWLS) 767 00:31:31,908 --> 00:31:33,877 (BOTH GRUNTING) 768 00:31:40,349 --> 00:31:41,586 Yes, come on. Fight! 769 00:31:42,552 --> 00:31:43,553 (YELLING) 770 00:31:46,790 --> 00:31:48,390 FRANK: (LAUGHS) Yeah! 771 00:31:48,392 --> 00:31:50,726 Fuck you, Craig! 772 00:31:50,728 --> 00:31:53,131 I don't know why I love this so much! 773 00:31:53,897 --> 00:31:55,532 (BOTH GRUNTING) 774 00:31:57,068 --> 00:31:58,834 (SCREAMING) 775 00:31:58,836 --> 00:32:01,404 Eat her fucking face off, Martha! 776 00:32:03,039 --> 00:32:04,509 (GROANS) 777 00:32:08,110 --> 00:32:09,713 (GRUNTING) 778 00:32:11,281 --> 00:32:12,582 (SCREAMING) 779 00:32:28,199 --> 00:32:29,898 - (GROANS) - Oh, oh! 780 00:32:29,900 --> 00:32:31,235 She doored her! 781 00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:38,241 (YELLS) 782 00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:42,179 CROWD: Oh! 783 00:32:43,881 --> 00:32:44,882 (GROANS) 784 00:32:46,384 --> 00:32:47,852 (BOTH GROAN) 785 00:32:49,787 --> 00:32:50,788 REGGIE: Oh! 786 00:32:52,122 --> 00:32:53,591 Double knockout? 787 00:32:55,525 --> 00:32:58,159 - Whoa, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. - What does that mean? 788 00:32:58,161 --> 00:33:01,796 Okay, the good news is we don't have a prop bet to cover that, 789 00:33:01,798 --> 00:33:04,132 so the house wins everything! 790 00:33:04,134 --> 00:33:05,435 (CHEERING) (JEERING) 791 00:33:23,052 --> 00:33:24,654 (UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) 792 00:33:40,170 --> 00:33:41,335 Whoo, I'm feeling pretty good. 793 00:33:41,337 --> 00:33:42,805 Yeah, me, too. 794 00:33:42,807 --> 00:33:44,976 Can I talk to you in the laundry room for a second? 795 00:33:47,478 --> 00:33:49,413 (BOTH MOANING) 796 00:33:51,548 --> 00:33:53,248 This is why I'm not worried about next year. 797 00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:54,919 No. Not in the least. 798 00:33:59,655 --> 00:34:01,489 Is this a real microscope? 799 00:34:01,491 --> 00:34:04,692 Yeah, dude. You can get high and look at ants at the same time. 800 00:34:04,694 --> 00:34:05,727 (LAUGHING) 801 00:34:05,729 --> 00:34:07,798 (SCOTT AND KATE LAUGHING) 802 00:34:09,333 --> 00:34:11,431 We never walk at night. 803 00:34:11,433 --> 00:34:14,535 - So nice to walk. - So beautiful. 804 00:34:14,537 --> 00:34:17,004 I drive everywhere. It's just nice to get out... 805 00:34:17,006 --> 00:34:18,073 Excuse me, beep-beep. 806 00:34:18,075 --> 00:34:19,808 - Beep-beep. - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 807 00:34:19,810 --> 00:34:21,209 Hey, ow. Hey. 808 00:34:21,211 --> 00:34:22,977 - Hey. - Ow. Hey, ow. 809 00:34:22,979 --> 00:34:25,279 - Ow. - (CHUCKLES) 810 00:34:25,281 --> 00:34:26,814 - I'm gonna pee outside. - What? 811 00:34:26,816 --> 00:34:29,116 - I'm gonna take a pee outside. - What are you doing? 812 00:34:29,118 --> 00:34:30,285 I'm gonna do it. 813 00:34:30,287 --> 00:34:32,022 What, are you kidding? Come on. 814 00:34:33,156 --> 00:34:35,425 (BOTH LAUGHING) 815 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,459 - She's doing it. - Yes! Yes! 816 00:34:38,461 --> 00:34:41,162 - You're so good at it. - This is the real me! 817 00:34:41,164 --> 00:34:42,230 Yes. 818 00:34:42,232 --> 00:34:43,434 Yes! 819 00:34:43,901 --> 00:34:45,167 (LAUGHS) 820 00:34:45,169 --> 00:34:47,301 "Pee Outside" Kate is back! 821 00:34:47,303 --> 00:34:50,238 - You do it. You're doing it. - This is my lawn. 822 00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:51,839 - You're a woman. - This is my lawn. 823 00:34:51,841 --> 00:34:53,511 God, you got a lot of pee-pee. 824 00:34:55,044 --> 00:34:57,678 - Oh, shit! - What? 825 00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,180 Fuck, it's my parents! 826 00:34:59,182 --> 00:35:00,618 God damn it! Quick! 827 00:35:01,752 --> 00:35:02,753 (GRUNTS) 828 00:35:04,488 --> 00:35:05,986 - (BOTH PANTING) - Is she still looking? 829 00:35:05,988 --> 00:35:08,290 Guys, I'm feeling, like, really nervous right now. 830 00:35:08,292 --> 00:35:09,790 - You want some weed? - Huh? 831 00:35:09,792 --> 00:35:12,393 We can totally go talk to her like regular people. 832 00:35:12,395 --> 00:35:15,529 - How drunk are you? - (SLURRING) I'm fine. 833 00:35:15,531 --> 00:35:17,332 How many fingers do I have up? 834 00:35:17,334 --> 00:35:19,000 Don't do that. 835 00:35:19,002 --> 00:35:20,201 Who's the president? 836 00:35:20,203 --> 00:35:21,803 The president? 837 00:35:21,805 --> 00:35:23,437 Bah... 838 00:35:23,439 --> 00:35:25,806 - Ba-Obama. - Mmm-hmm. 839 00:35:25,808 --> 00:35:28,343 The back, the back, they never come in through the back. 840 00:35:28,345 --> 00:35:30,044 We'll just sneak through there. 841 00:35:30,046 --> 00:35:31,480 We'll go around the back. 842 00:35:31,482 --> 00:35:33,080 - Yeah. No, we never go through the back. - Let's do it. 843 00:35:33,082 --> 00:35:34,484 - Go. - Go. 844 00:35:41,390 --> 00:35:42,992 (YELLING) 845 00:35:43,660 --> 00:35:45,225 What are you doing? 846 00:35:45,227 --> 00:35:46,830 Sorry. I'm so high. 847 00:35:50,966 --> 00:35:52,135 The coast is clear. 848 00:35:55,305 --> 00:35:56,841 (KATE AND SCOTT GIGGLING) 849 00:35:59,276 --> 00:36:00,774 - (RATTLING) - BOTH: Oh! 850 00:36:00,776 --> 00:36:02,310 - Do you hear something? - What is it? Raccoons? 851 00:36:02,312 --> 00:36:03,377 KATE: It sounds human. 852 00:36:03,379 --> 00:36:04,749 - Go. - Okay. 853 00:36:08,017 --> 00:36:09,619 (SCOTT AND KATE SIGH) 854 00:36:10,254 --> 00:36:11,856 (ALL SCREAMING) 855 00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:15,658 (ALL SCREAMING) 856 00:36:17,993 --> 00:36:20,629 - It's good. Rachel... - SCOTT: It's Rachel. 857 00:36:20,631 --> 00:36:23,131 - KATE: And Alex. Hey! - SCOTT: Hey! 858 00:36:23,133 --> 00:36:24,165 Alex. 859 00:36:24,167 --> 00:36:25,433 - Hey! - Hey! 860 00:36:25,435 --> 00:36:27,404 What's up, guys? 861 00:36:28,372 --> 00:36:29,573 I got them. 862 00:36:30,305 --> 00:36:32,373 Sorry. Sorry, Rachel. 863 00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:35,142 - Alex sandwich. - Alex sandwich. 864 00:36:35,144 --> 00:36:36,410 ALEX: Oh, God. 865 00:36:36,412 --> 00:36:38,279 (ALL MOANING) 866 00:36:38,281 --> 00:36:40,381 SCOTT: Aw, sweetie. 867 00:36:40,383 --> 00:36:42,216 You guys have fun tonight? 868 00:36:42,218 --> 00:36:43,551 ALEX: Great hug. 869 00:36:43,553 --> 00:36:45,419 KATE: Okay, this went great. We're fine. 870 00:36:45,421 --> 00:36:47,122 Night-night. 871 00:36:47,124 --> 00:36:48,692 I'm gonna go pee. 872 00:36:50,292 --> 00:36:51,761 And I'm good. 873 00:36:54,330 --> 00:36:55,665 KATE: Oh, God. 874 00:36:56,499 --> 00:36:57,801 Oh, God. 875 00:36:59,435 --> 00:37:00,805 (SIGHS) 876 00:37:05,441 --> 00:37:06,743 (RETCHING) 877 00:37:11,147 --> 00:37:12,913 KATE: Oh... 878 00:37:12,915 --> 00:37:15,350 Good thing it's a container store. 879 00:37:15,352 --> 00:37:17,520 There's containers everywhere. 880 00:37:23,026 --> 00:37:24,524 Honey? 881 00:37:24,526 --> 00:37:27,197 SCOTT: Yeah. I'm just gonna lie down. Check some emails. 882 00:37:30,133 --> 00:37:31,135 Um... 883 00:37:31,868 --> 00:37:32,870 Fuck. 884 00:37:33,636 --> 00:37:34,839 (WHISTLES) 885 00:37:38,374 --> 00:37:39,577 (YELLS) 886 00:37:41,144 --> 00:37:43,147 Excuse me one second. 887 00:37:46,482 --> 00:37:48,015 Oh... 888 00:37:48,017 --> 00:37:49,116 Raina? 889 00:37:49,118 --> 00:37:51,018 You're the Raina of Raina's Hair Salon? 890 00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:53,888 Okay, what are you doing here? You got the divorce papers? 891 00:37:53,890 --> 00:37:55,555 Listen, I'm onto something big. 892 00:37:55,557 --> 00:37:56,890 - Oh, God. - Okay? 893 00:37:56,892 --> 00:37:58,493 No, and it's not some harebrained scheme 894 00:37:58,495 --> 00:37:59,895 that I cooked up with my friends. 895 00:37:59,897 --> 00:38:01,229 - I'm gonna get the house back... - Cool. 896 00:38:01,231 --> 00:38:03,330 And we're not gonna need to get divorced. 897 00:38:03,332 --> 00:38:05,634 It's not gonna need to even happen. I'm gonna make it up to you. 898 00:38:05,636 --> 00:38:06,901 - Are you gambling again? - What? 899 00:38:06,903 --> 00:38:08,203 - Is that what this is? - No, no. 900 00:38:08,205 --> 00:38:09,770 - You gambling again? - No. And in fact... 901 00:38:09,772 --> 00:38:12,510 - Uh-huh. - I'm not gambling. 902 00:38:15,078 --> 00:38:17,444 - Why'd you say it like that? - What do you mean? 903 00:38:17,446 --> 00:38:20,614 - No. Sorry, I'm just saying, in terms of gambling... - Yeah. 904 00:38:20,616 --> 00:38:23,317 People might be doing it, but I'm not. 905 00:38:23,319 --> 00:38:25,988 - You just did it again. - What? I'm not gambling. 906 00:38:25,990 --> 00:38:28,189 - "I'm not gambling"? - Yeah, that's right. 907 00:38:28,191 --> 00:38:30,424 All right, I'm not gonna argue with you. You look nice. 908 00:38:30,426 --> 00:38:31,826 Oh, thanks. 909 00:38:31,828 --> 00:38:33,261 Well, you smell good. I mean, you look good. 910 00:38:33,263 --> 00:38:34,595 - What? Okay. No, yeah. - I mean, you're nice. 911 00:38:34,597 --> 00:38:36,131 I'm not doing this. 912 00:38:36,133 --> 00:38:40,868 Just because you've showered and you look great, 913 00:38:40,870 --> 00:38:42,306 it doesn't mean you've changed. 914 00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:46,408 (CHUCKLES) 915 00:38:46,410 --> 00:38:48,745 Yes! Yes! Yes! 916 00:38:49,479 --> 00:38:51,279 (LAUGHS) 917 00:38:51,281 --> 00:38:54,381 FRANK: You might notice that I've made some Vegas-style upgrades. 918 00:38:54,383 --> 00:38:56,517 Welcome to Club Ooze. 919 00:38:56,519 --> 00:38:59,488 Because what does every casino need, but a kick-ass pool. 920 00:38:59,490 --> 00:39:02,357 You're done gambling, what are you gonna do? Go home? No. 921 00:39:02,359 --> 00:39:05,292 You're gonna come out here, get a drink, party in the pool 922 00:39:05,294 --> 00:39:08,095 and then back inside to lose more money. 923 00:39:08,097 --> 00:39:09,864 How much did all of this cost? 924 00:39:09,866 --> 00:39:11,769 You know that old saying, "Spend money to make money." 925 00:39:12,301 --> 00:39:13,767 Hmm. 926 00:39:13,769 --> 00:39:16,805 - Now, this I'm very excited about. - Oh, wow. 927 00:39:16,807 --> 00:39:18,406 These are pure oxygen tanks. 928 00:39:18,408 --> 00:39:20,611 I'm pumping it into the house, and guess what... 929 00:39:21,611 --> 00:39:23,710 It works. 930 00:39:23,712 --> 00:39:25,881 Welcome to the relaxation zone. 931 00:39:25,883 --> 00:39:29,951 We've got a nail salon, we've got massages, shiatsu, 932 00:39:29,953 --> 00:39:32,222 deep tissue and hand jobs. 933 00:39:38,528 --> 00:39:42,129 Bob... I think we really need to start. 934 00:39:42,131 --> 00:39:43,765 I'll start when everyone's here. 935 00:39:43,767 --> 00:39:45,903 - Stop it. - What? 936 00:39:48,404 --> 00:39:50,270 Where is everyone, Laura? 937 00:39:50,272 --> 00:39:52,373 Nowhere. Why do you think they're somewhere? 938 00:39:52,375 --> 00:39:55,410 Why are you wearing sunglasses in town hall? 939 00:39:55,412 --> 00:39:56,680 'Cause... 940 00:39:57,513 --> 00:39:58,879 my future's so bright. 941 00:39:58,881 --> 00:40:01,015 Well, I find it highly disrespectful. 942 00:40:01,017 --> 00:40:03,087 Would you please remove the sunglasses? 943 00:40:04,486 --> 00:40:06,154 - Fine. - BOB: Ugh. 944 00:40:06,156 --> 00:40:07,324 Oh, my God. 945 00:40:08,924 --> 00:40:10,191 What happened? 946 00:40:10,193 --> 00:40:12,158 This looks way worse than it is. 947 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,527 What are you hiding, Laura? 948 00:40:13,529 --> 00:40:15,062 What's that face? 949 00:40:15,064 --> 00:40:17,165 - Oh, you wanna fight me, Bob? - What? 950 00:40:17,167 --> 00:40:18,600 Is that what this is about, Bob? 951 00:40:18,602 --> 00:40:20,067 'Cause I'll tell you right now, 952 00:40:20,069 --> 00:40:22,972 I'll headbutt you to next Tuesday, bitch! 953 00:40:23,807 --> 00:40:25,406 (CHUCKLING) 954 00:40:25,408 --> 00:40:26,607 - Well... - Okay. 955 00:40:26,609 --> 00:40:28,442 This town hall meeting is suspended 956 00:40:28,444 --> 00:40:31,714 until I find out what's going on around town, all right? 957 00:40:33,683 --> 00:40:35,049 (EXCITED CHEERING) 958 00:40:35,051 --> 00:40:37,919 ♪ Put them hands up, yeah, put them hands up ♪ 959 00:40:37,921 --> 00:40:41,823 ♪ Amazing, amazing, amazing, so damn amazing ♪ 960 00:40:41,825 --> 00:40:43,892 ♪ To my brothers and sisters ♪ 961 00:40:43,894 --> 00:40:45,826 ♪ Mom, Pops, and my daughter ♪ 962 00:40:45,828 --> 00:40:49,598 ♪ Nieces and nephews, salute all y'all to those I can't get to ♪ 963 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,665 ♪ To my dogs on lock down♪ 964 00:40:51,667 --> 00:40:54,468 ♪ Block hustlers from all around♪ 965 00:40:54,470 --> 00:40:57,306 ♪ This world is yours, this world is yours ♪ 966 00:40:58,008 --> 00:41:00,910 ♪ It's so amazing ♪ 967 00:41:01,444 --> 00:41:03,178 ♪ Amazing ♪ 968 00:41:03,180 --> 00:41:06,680 ♪ So... I'm so amazing ♪ 969 00:41:06,682 --> 00:41:08,816 ♪ So amazing ♪ 970 00:41:08,818 --> 00:41:12,087 ♪ So amazing ♪ 971 00:41:12,089 --> 00:41:14,224 ♪ Love all people, inspire growth, yeah ♪ 972 00:41:15,624 --> 00:41:18,593 BOB: I can't believe no one showed up at the goddamn meeting. 973 00:41:18,595 --> 00:41:23,497 And I was going to announce that Panera was opening a location on Butler Ave. 974 00:41:23,499 --> 00:41:24,901 Panera Bread? 975 00:41:26,535 --> 00:41:28,303 Wow. Great get, Bob. 976 00:41:28,305 --> 00:41:29,370 (SIGHS) 977 00:41:29,372 --> 00:41:31,238 My God, you do so much for this town. 978 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:34,508 It's a 24/7 job. But I love it. 979 00:41:34,510 --> 00:41:38,048 Plus, means I get to spend more time with you. 980 00:41:38,515 --> 00:41:39,580 Stop. 981 00:41:39,582 --> 00:41:41,084 - What? - Stop it. 982 00:41:46,122 --> 00:41:47,654 Were you guys holding hands? 983 00:41:47,656 --> 00:41:49,556 Yeah. We were holding hands, Chandler, you know why? 984 00:41:49,558 --> 00:41:51,426 - Yeah. - 'Cause we're having an affair. 985 00:41:51,428 --> 00:41:52,560 (LAUGHS) Yeah. 986 00:41:52,562 --> 00:41:54,395 Nine and a half months, emotional and physical. 987 00:41:54,397 --> 00:41:56,631 Yep. He knows about all my hopes and dreams. 988 00:41:56,633 --> 00:41:59,200 Yeah, yeah, I plead with her to leave her husband, 989 00:41:59,202 --> 00:42:02,372 but in reality, I would be sort of scared if she did. 990 00:42:03,573 --> 00:42:05,038 That's so specific. 991 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,008 It just sounds like it's true. 992 00:42:07,010 --> 00:42:09,276 No, there's nothing going on with us, Chandler. 993 00:42:09,278 --> 00:42:11,279 But there is something going on in this town. 994 00:42:11,281 --> 00:42:13,547 I've been noticing a lot of crazy shit going on in this town. 995 00:42:13,549 --> 00:42:16,917 Over at Taylor's Meat Market at night, the parking lot is really crowded. 996 00:42:16,919 --> 00:42:18,585 Maybe there's some flank steaks 997 00:42:18,587 --> 00:42:21,055 - that are starting a gang over there. - (LAUGHS) 998 00:42:21,057 --> 00:42:23,591 Looks like a pork chop prostitution ring. 999 00:42:23,593 --> 00:42:24,892 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 1000 00:42:24,894 --> 00:42:26,459 Now leave, so we can have sex. 1001 00:42:26,461 --> 00:42:28,364 - Yeah. - (LAUGHS) 1002 00:42:30,299 --> 00:42:33,366 Okay, I'll get the blinds. But make it quick. 1003 00:42:33,368 --> 00:42:34,837 (APPLAUSE) 1004 00:42:38,607 --> 00:42:39,810 (CHEERING) 1005 00:42:41,477 --> 00:42:42,877 How are we looking tonight? 1006 00:42:42,879 --> 00:42:44,312 Garvey caught a heater in blackjack, 1007 00:42:44,314 --> 00:42:46,480 but we're killing it in roulette. 1008 00:42:46,482 --> 00:42:50,250 Good call hiring that Judy, by the way, she destroys people. 1009 00:42:50,252 --> 00:42:52,488 - She's a bad-ass bitch. - Hi, Judy. 1010 00:42:54,323 --> 00:42:55,790 You're very smart with this stuff. 1011 00:42:55,792 --> 00:42:57,094 - Very shrewd. - (KATE CHUCKLES) 1012 00:42:58,694 --> 00:43:00,828 - Where'd you get that? - This? 1013 00:43:00,830 --> 00:43:03,930 Joe gave it to me. Some sticky-icky hybrid. It chills me the fuck out. 1014 00:43:03,932 --> 00:43:05,299 You want some? 1015 00:43:05,301 --> 00:43:07,234 No. No, I'm good. Maybe later. 1016 00:43:07,236 --> 00:43:10,203 I gotta stay vigilant. Keep my eye on the prize. 1017 00:43:10,205 --> 00:43:12,806 Yeah. Weed is so great, you know? 1018 00:43:12,808 --> 00:43:14,642 When I smoke it, I feel nothing. 1019 00:43:14,644 --> 00:43:17,145 It's like emotional armor, man. 1020 00:43:17,147 --> 00:43:19,613 Alex is gone next year, who cares? 1021 00:43:19,615 --> 00:43:21,250 I got weed. 1022 00:43:22,252 --> 00:43:23,984 - And me. - And you, yes. 1023 00:43:23,986 --> 00:43:26,955 Guys, we've got a problem. 1024 00:43:26,957 --> 00:43:28,689 Table four, third guy from the left. 1025 00:43:28,691 --> 00:43:31,326 This motherfucker right here is counting cards. 1026 00:43:31,328 --> 00:43:34,932 How do you know? If I'm gonna accuse someone of cheating, I wanna be sure. 1027 00:43:38,901 --> 00:43:39,968 (SCOTT GASPS) 1028 00:43:39,970 --> 00:43:41,335 - He's cheating. - Yeah. 1029 00:43:41,337 --> 00:43:43,504 - He's definitely cheating. - That's so rude. 1030 00:43:43,506 --> 00:43:45,372 If people think you can come in here and cheat, 1031 00:43:45,374 --> 00:43:47,442 the street is gonna think we're soft. 1032 00:43:47,444 --> 00:43:50,645 Yeah. Every Blackjack Barry and Roulette Rob's gonna think it's open season. 1033 00:43:50,647 --> 00:43:52,913 We gotta do something to send a message. 1034 00:43:52,915 --> 00:43:54,582 - Yep. - Like De Niro in Casino. 1035 00:43:54,584 --> 00:43:57,886 Didn't he break that guy's hand with a hammer? 1036 00:43:57,888 --> 00:43:59,089 Yeah. 1037 00:44:03,091 --> 00:44:04,593 - Okay. - Yeah. 1038 00:44:04,595 --> 00:44:06,060 Yeah. 1039 00:44:06,062 --> 00:44:07,964 - All right. Okay. - Yeah. 1040 00:44:11,401 --> 00:44:12,533 Kazowee! 1041 00:44:12,535 --> 00:44:14,401 (LAUGHS) 1042 00:44:14,403 --> 00:44:16,437 Excuse me, can we have a word with you, please? 1043 00:44:16,439 --> 00:44:19,408 Yeah, I'd love another Grey Goose on the rocks, extra lime. 1044 00:44:20,711 --> 00:44:22,977 Come on, let's go. Let's go. 1045 00:44:22,979 --> 00:44:24,345 Enjoy your gambling. 1046 00:44:24,347 --> 00:44:25,513 - Get in here. - All right, okay. 1047 00:44:25,515 --> 00:44:26,848 - Get in here! - Watch the jacket. 1048 00:44:26,850 --> 00:44:28,415 - Sit down! - Sit down! 1049 00:44:28,417 --> 00:44:30,116 You think you can cheat us? 1050 00:44:30,118 --> 00:44:32,020 You think you can steal our money? 1051 00:44:32,022 --> 00:44:35,922 I got lucky. I didn't know it was illegal to catch a hot streak. 1052 00:44:35,924 --> 00:44:37,759 Well, your luck just ran out, man, 1053 00:44:37,761 --> 00:44:39,893 because me and my friends about to fuck you up! 1054 00:44:39,895 --> 00:44:41,895 - FRANK: Yeah! - SCOTT: Hey, pal. 1055 00:44:41,897 --> 00:44:45,098 You better call your momma and tell her you're gonna be late for dinner. 1056 00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:48,902 Which is a shame, 'cause she's serving your favorite, coconut shrimps! 1057 00:44:48,904 --> 00:44:50,471 Hey, you're gonna miss dinner, bitch! 1058 00:44:50,473 --> 00:44:52,339 We had your mom's shrimp last night. 1059 00:44:52,341 --> 00:44:54,375 - Yeah! - It was delicious! 1060 00:44:54,377 --> 00:44:56,910 What are you guys gonna do about it anyway? You're a bunch of soccer moms. 1061 00:44:56,912 --> 00:45:00,147 You ever hear of Tommy Papouli? He's my boss. 1062 00:45:00,149 --> 00:45:03,451 You know what? Fuck this guy. And fuck Tommy whoever. 1063 00:45:03,453 --> 00:45:06,221 I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Mr. Vice. 1064 00:45:06,223 --> 00:45:08,788 - How does that feel? - Yeah, I got it. 1065 00:45:08,790 --> 00:45:09,991 Coat's coming off, bitch! 1066 00:45:09,993 --> 00:45:11,595 - SCOTT: Coming off! - ALL: Oh! 1067 00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:21,103 You taking your jacket back to Marshalls? (LAUGHS) 1068 00:45:22,537 --> 00:45:25,239 - Oh, shit! - I'm gonna get me a chunk of flesh. 1069 00:45:25,241 --> 00:45:28,743 Yeah! Yeah, maybe we'll cut your fucking dick off. 1070 00:45:28,745 --> 00:45:30,076 - Oh, shit! - (ALL CHEERING) 1071 00:45:30,078 --> 00:45:31,846 Oh, shit! 1072 00:45:31,848 --> 00:45:33,848 This shit just got real, bro! 1073 00:45:33,850 --> 00:45:35,283 I'm so scared. (LAUGHS) 1074 00:45:35,285 --> 00:45:37,352 - You're looking at a bad man. - SCOTT: Ooh. 1075 00:45:37,354 --> 00:45:39,687 - This motherfucker don't give a shit. - Yep. 1076 00:45:39,689 --> 00:45:43,123 - This axe is burning a hole in my pocket. - KATE: What are we doing? 1077 00:45:43,125 --> 00:45:44,759 Can we just conference on what we're doing? 1078 00:45:44,761 --> 00:45:47,026 - We're gonna... Just you wait. - SCOTT: Hold on. 1079 00:45:47,028 --> 00:45:49,230 We need to focus up and figure out what we're gonna do. 1080 00:45:49,232 --> 00:45:50,830 - Honey, are you still stoned? - What? 1081 00:45:50,832 --> 00:45:52,466 Yes! 1082 00:45:52,468 --> 00:45:54,102 FRANK: I am also stoned and nothing is more clear 1083 00:45:54,104 --> 00:45:56,104 than the fact that we need to murder this guy. 1084 00:45:56,106 --> 00:45:58,006 Just to be clear, we're pretending, though, 1085 00:45:58,008 --> 00:45:59,774 we're not gonna actually do that. 1086 00:45:59,776 --> 00:46:01,810 We have to send a message, okay? We have to send a message. 1087 00:46:01,812 --> 00:46:03,176 Yeah! 1088 00:46:03,178 --> 00:46:04,979 You're bluffing. 1089 00:46:04,981 --> 00:46:07,247 (LAUGHS) You're not gonna do shit. 1090 00:46:07,249 --> 00:46:10,017 You're not gonna do jack shit, Paul Bunyan. 1091 00:46:10,019 --> 00:46:11,652 - He's a jerk! - He's making it easy. 1092 00:46:11,654 --> 00:46:13,587 You know what? I'm gonna do this. 1093 00:46:13,589 --> 00:46:14,754 I'm gonna do this. 1094 00:46:14,756 --> 00:46:16,491 Hey, hey, hey, hold on. 1095 00:46:16,493 --> 00:46:18,058 - Fuck off! You're not gonna do shit. - No, I'm gonna use... 1096 00:46:18,060 --> 00:46:19,861 Tommy's gonna kick your fucking ass. 1097 00:46:19,863 --> 00:46:21,495 Fuck you! 1098 00:46:21,497 --> 00:46:23,733 - Don't wrestle with the fucking axe! - Fuck you all! 1099 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:25,702 (SCREAMS) 1100 00:46:26,836 --> 00:46:28,736 (FRANK AND SCOTT YELLING) 1101 00:46:28,738 --> 00:46:31,672 - Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! - Shut the fuck up, Frank! 1102 00:46:31,674 --> 00:46:34,308 - FRANK: Put it back on! Put it back on! - I'm trying to find it! 1103 00:46:34,310 --> 00:46:35,576 I'm trying to find it! 1104 00:46:35,578 --> 00:46:38,111 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - KATE: Shut up! 1105 00:46:38,113 --> 00:46:39,314 Apply pressure, man. 1106 00:46:39,316 --> 00:46:41,015 - Please, apply pressure. - I'm trying! 1107 00:46:41,017 --> 00:46:43,084 - (SOBBING) It's so slippery! - (SCREAMING) 1108 00:46:43,086 --> 00:46:45,218 It won't fit on! It won't fit back on! 1109 00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:46,988 Honey, please get it on. 1110 00:46:46,990 --> 00:46:49,823 I don't know if it's up or down. Does anyone have any gum? 1111 00:46:49,825 --> 00:46:52,160 I'm just gonna put it right there, maybe it'll grow back. 1112 00:46:52,162 --> 00:46:53,962 - FRANK: Oh, God! - Oh, my God, the blood! 1113 00:46:53,964 --> 00:46:56,029 Could this help? 1114 00:46:56,031 --> 00:46:58,165 - Put that Croc on there. - (SHRIEKS) 1115 00:46:58,167 --> 00:47:00,234 (MUFFLED SCREAMING) 1116 00:47:00,236 --> 00:47:02,703 So salty! I'm swallowing so much blood! 1117 00:47:02,705 --> 00:47:04,270 You cut off my fucking finger! 1118 00:47:04,272 --> 00:47:05,406 (FRANK AND KATE SCREAMING) 1119 00:47:05,408 --> 00:47:07,274 What the fuck just happened? 1120 00:47:07,276 --> 00:47:09,176 Tell your friends, if they mess with us, 1121 00:47:09,178 --> 00:47:11,381 this is what... (GAGS) They're gonna get. 1122 00:47:18,220 --> 00:47:20,356 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 1123 00:47:28,564 --> 00:47:30,964 Nothing ever happens in this neighborhood. 1124 00:47:30,966 --> 00:47:32,667 (FRANK SCREAMS) (ALL GASP) 1125 00:47:32,669 --> 00:47:33,834 (MUFFLED YELLING) 1126 00:47:33,836 --> 00:47:35,839 (GROWLS) (ALL GASP) 1127 00:47:39,875 --> 00:47:41,808 (GRUNTING) 1128 00:47:41,810 --> 00:47:43,042 Oh. 1129 00:47:43,044 --> 00:47:45,214 (GRUNTING) (GASPS) 1130 00:47:48,952 --> 00:47:50,350 - Sweetheart! - (SCOTT YELLING) 1131 00:47:50,352 --> 00:47:52,118 - FRANK: Scott? - KATE: Where are you going? 1132 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,390 FRANK: Where are you going Don't go in there, buddy! 1133 00:47:57,794 --> 00:47:59,129 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1134 00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:05,402 (GRUNTS) 1135 00:48:39,801 --> 00:48:42,203 No, I swear to God, I'm looking, Reggie. I'm not finding it. 1136 00:48:42,205 --> 00:48:46,205 In my experience, money lost in the woods does not easily get found. 1137 00:48:46,207 --> 00:48:49,343 Oh, fuck. Oh! (LAUGHS) 1138 00:48:49,345 --> 00:48:51,178 Buddy, great news. 1139 00:48:51,180 --> 00:48:52,580 Excuse me, sir? 1140 00:48:52,582 --> 00:48:55,316 - I'll call you back. - What are you doing out here? 1141 00:48:55,318 --> 00:48:57,486 Um... Uh... 1142 00:49:01,189 --> 00:49:02,555 Jogging. 1143 00:49:02,557 --> 00:49:05,192 You don't appear to be jogging. 1144 00:49:05,194 --> 00:49:08,694 - Well, now you're jogging. - You caught me in a cooldown. Whoo! 1145 00:49:08,696 --> 00:49:10,596 What'd you put in your pocket? 1146 00:49:10,598 --> 00:49:12,832 Very slowly. Very slowly with the hand, sir. 1147 00:49:12,834 --> 00:49:15,902 - Very slowly, take it out of your pocket. - Okay, Officer. (CHUCKLES) 1148 00:49:15,904 --> 00:49:20,640 I think, earlier, you just saw me put this phone in my pocket, 1149 00:49:20,642 --> 00:49:22,944 which is now videotaping you. 1150 00:49:22,946 --> 00:49:25,779 I don't feel safe, I don't feel safe. 1151 00:49:25,781 --> 00:49:27,381 I am Frank Theodorakis. 1152 00:49:27,383 --> 00:49:29,716 I don't feel safe in the woods, the police are harassing me. 1153 00:49:29,718 --> 00:49:31,852 Hello, everyone, I'm Officer Chandler, 1154 00:49:31,854 --> 00:49:34,721 and I'm here protecting as well as serving. 1155 00:49:34,723 --> 00:49:36,656 What are you, like, doing a PSA? 1156 00:49:36,658 --> 00:49:38,392 Well, if you're filming this. 1157 00:49:38,394 --> 00:49:40,460 Look at you, you put your hands on your hips immediately. 1158 00:49:40,462 --> 00:49:42,029 You look ridiculous. 1159 00:49:42,031 --> 00:49:43,096 I will end you! 1160 00:49:43,098 --> 00:49:44,797 I will end your life! 1161 00:49:44,799 --> 00:49:46,734 Whoa! Whoa, man! 1162 00:49:46,736 --> 00:49:49,937 I'm sorry that I said that, everyone, 1163 00:49:49,939 --> 00:49:51,172 and I... 1164 00:49:51,174 --> 00:49:52,772 am gonna... 1165 00:49:52,774 --> 00:49:54,776 What's that? I'm gonna respond to this call. 1166 00:49:54,778 --> 00:49:56,643 What call? Nothing happened. It didn't say anything. 1167 00:49:56,645 --> 00:49:59,314 There's a disturbance in the force. 1168 00:49:59,316 --> 00:50:01,451 There's a disturbance in the police force. 1169 00:50:14,129 --> 00:50:16,096 (GASPS) 1170 00:50:16,098 --> 00:50:17,897 - (SHRIEKS) - Dad. 1171 00:50:17,899 --> 00:50:19,399 What... 1172 00:50:19,401 --> 00:50:20,634 Dad, it's just... 1173 00:50:20,636 --> 00:50:22,268 It's just, it's good... Dad! 1174 00:50:22,270 --> 00:50:23,606 Don't touch 'em! 1175 00:50:24,506 --> 00:50:26,575 Hey, did you see the game? 1176 00:50:28,711 --> 00:50:30,578 (YELLS) 1177 00:50:30,580 --> 00:50:32,515 Stay away from the meat section! 1178 00:50:33,649 --> 00:50:35,248 FRANK: Hey, there you are. 1179 00:50:35,250 --> 00:50:37,620 Everybody's looking for you downstairs. What's going on? 1180 00:50:38,854 --> 00:50:40,323 - Hey. - Hey. 1181 00:50:41,723 --> 00:50:44,424 - So many buttholes, so little time, huh? - Yeah. 1182 00:50:44,426 --> 00:50:47,194 You okay, man? You seem a little off today. 1183 00:50:47,196 --> 00:50:50,064 (SIGHS) I don't know. Something's changed, Frank. 1184 00:50:50,066 --> 00:50:52,064 I chopped a man's finger off. 1185 00:50:52,066 --> 00:50:55,902 And ever since that moment, I've just been barraged 1186 00:50:55,904 --> 00:50:57,337 with a series of 1187 00:50:57,339 --> 00:50:59,672 anxiety-induced hallucinations. 1188 00:50:59,674 --> 00:51:03,142 They're hallucinations. They're not real. 1189 00:51:03,144 --> 00:51:05,047 You know what is real? 1190 00:51:08,283 --> 00:51:10,017 This is real. 1191 00:51:10,019 --> 00:51:11,352 This is real. 1192 00:51:11,354 --> 00:51:13,154 This is real. 1193 00:51:13,156 --> 00:51:14,622 And this is real. 1194 00:51:14,624 --> 00:51:16,489 And do you know where all that money came from? 1195 00:51:16,491 --> 00:51:19,026 - Hmm. - From you. 1196 00:51:19,028 --> 00:51:21,294 You chopped that guy's finger off, 1197 00:51:21,296 --> 00:51:23,230 and the whole town became afraid. 1198 00:51:23,232 --> 00:51:25,765 - You know what they're calling you on the street? - Uh-uh. 1199 00:51:25,767 --> 00:51:26,701 The Butcher. 1200 00:51:26,703 --> 00:51:28,368 They're so afraid of us, 1201 00:51:28,370 --> 00:51:30,971 people are starting to give us the money they owe us. (CHUCKLES) 1202 00:51:30,973 --> 00:51:33,306 I didn't know people owed us money. 1203 00:51:33,308 --> 00:51:35,241 Oh, I've been extending lines of credit 1204 00:51:35,243 --> 00:51:36,843 to all of our high rollers. 1205 00:51:36,845 --> 00:51:38,712 All the casinos do it. It's not a big deal. 1206 00:51:38,714 --> 00:51:41,582 Frank, you didn't tell me that. 1207 00:51:41,584 --> 00:51:42,982 And that's a huge decision. 1208 00:51:42,984 --> 00:51:44,584 You need to let Kate and I be a part of that. 1209 00:51:44,586 --> 00:51:46,921 It's a moot point now, okay? It's done. 1210 00:51:46,923 --> 00:51:48,022 Everybody's afraid that 1211 00:51:48,024 --> 00:51:49,790 you're gonna take them into the garage 1212 00:51:49,792 --> 00:51:52,459 and chop some piece of their body off. All right? 1213 00:51:52,461 --> 00:51:54,095 "The Butcher" is our identity. 1214 00:51:54,097 --> 00:51:55,098 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 1215 00:51:56,064 --> 00:51:57,931 - Come on in. - Hey. 1216 00:51:57,933 --> 00:51:59,899 - Hey, Reggie. - Do you guys mind if I... 1217 00:51:59,901 --> 00:52:02,468 - Come on in, Reggie. - REGGIE: Okay. 1218 00:52:02,470 --> 00:52:05,441 Hi, uh, Frank. Scott. 1219 00:52:06,241 --> 00:52:07,808 Here's that... 1220 00:52:07,810 --> 00:52:11,277 Here's that money I owe you. I'm sorry it's so late. 1221 00:52:11,279 --> 00:52:13,547 - Reggie, don't worry about it. It's fine. - FRANK: Hey. 1222 00:52:13,549 --> 00:52:18,685 You sure about that, Butcher? You happy about that? I mean, 1223 00:52:18,687 --> 00:52:21,154 don't let it happen again. 1224 00:52:21,156 --> 00:52:23,556 Yeah, you bitch! 1225 00:52:23,558 --> 00:52:25,660 You little bitch! 1226 00:52:25,662 --> 00:52:27,294 Hey, Butch, you want me to go get your axe? 1227 00:52:27,296 --> 00:52:29,763 Yeah, so I can cut me off a piece of bitch meat. 1228 00:52:29,765 --> 00:52:31,564 No, I don't want the axe. 1229 00:52:31,566 --> 00:52:34,768 Hey, Frank, this feels a little light to me. 1230 00:52:34,770 --> 00:52:37,071 Uh-oh. Reggie, is everything you owe us in there? 1231 00:52:37,073 --> 00:52:39,640 - I counted it myself. - Maybe I should count it. 1232 00:52:39,642 --> 00:52:42,709 Oh. Are you gonna count it? I don't think... 1233 00:52:42,711 --> 00:52:44,044 - FRANK: Oh. - REGGIE: Uh-oh. 1234 00:52:44,046 --> 00:52:45,645 Are you okay? 1235 00:52:45,647 --> 00:52:47,547 - I'll handle the counting. - Okay. 1236 00:52:47,549 --> 00:52:49,116 - Get out of here, Reggie! - Okay. 1237 00:52:49,118 --> 00:52:51,785 - Tell your friends what you saw here, Reggie. - Sorry. 1238 00:52:51,787 --> 00:52:54,288 - (DOOR CLOSES) - That was amazing! 1239 00:52:54,290 --> 00:52:55,790 Did you see how scared he got? 1240 00:52:55,792 --> 00:52:57,792 Yeah! How did that feel? 1241 00:52:57,794 --> 00:53:00,460 - It felt good. - Yeah. 1242 00:53:00,462 --> 00:53:02,131 Yeah, it felt real good. 1243 00:53:12,174 --> 00:53:13,607 Hello, Gary. 1244 00:53:13,609 --> 00:53:15,877 I understand you have an overdue library book. 1245 00:53:15,879 --> 00:53:18,078 (GARY GROANING) 1246 00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:19,415 No! No! 1247 00:53:21,017 --> 00:53:22,750 ♪ This is for the Gz, and this is for the hustlas ♪ 1248 00:53:22,752 --> 00:53:24,417 KATE: Come here. Come here. 1249 00:53:24,419 --> 00:53:26,720 FRANK: Pay your debts! 1250 00:53:26,722 --> 00:53:28,055 FRANK: Get out of the way! 1251 00:53:28,057 --> 00:53:29,323 SCOTT: Hi, Crystal! 1252 00:53:29,325 --> 00:53:31,558 ♪ Now let me drop some more of them keys ♪ 1253 00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,127 ♪ It's 19-9-tre so let me just play ♪ 1254 00:53:33,129 --> 00:53:35,162 - Where's our money? - Give it to us! 1255 00:53:35,164 --> 00:53:37,297 - FRANK: You piece of shit! - Give us the money! 1256 00:53:37,299 --> 00:53:38,899 No, no, no. 1257 00:53:38,901 --> 00:53:40,169 (GROANING) 1258 00:53:40,836 --> 00:53:42,069 (GRUNTS) 1259 00:53:42,071 --> 00:53:44,471 ♪ I'm all about the chronic Bionic ya see ♪ 1260 00:53:44,473 --> 00:53:46,640 - I'm tired of asking you, Eddie! - Eat it! 1261 00:53:46,642 --> 00:53:47,975 Give us the money, Eddie! 1262 00:53:47,977 --> 00:53:49,877 You don't wanna do this, Eddie! 1263 00:53:49,879 --> 00:53:52,480 ♪ Ya fuck with us we gots to fuck you up ♪ 1264 00:53:52,482 --> 00:53:55,114 ♪ This is for the Gz and this is for the hustlas ♪ 1265 00:53:55,116 --> 00:53:57,951 - ♪ This is for the hustlas, now back to the Gz ♪ - (HORN HONKING) 1266 00:53:57,953 --> 00:54:00,187 ♪ This is for the Gz and this is for the hustlas ♪ 1267 00:54:00,189 --> 00:54:03,089 FRANK: Get out of here! Just walk away, Angela! 1268 00:54:03,091 --> 00:54:05,426 ♪ Come creepin' through the fog with my saggin' Deuce ♪ 1269 00:54:05,428 --> 00:54:09,196 ♪ East Side, Long Beach in a '78 Coupe DeVille ♪ 1270 00:54:09,198 --> 00:54:12,133 ♪ I'm rollin with the G Funk, bumpin' in my shit... ♪ 1271 00:54:12,135 --> 00:54:13,533 I'm the Butcher. 1272 00:54:13,535 --> 00:54:15,267 And I'm the Burner. 1273 00:54:15,269 --> 00:54:17,671 Why are you guys talking like that? Really low? 1274 00:54:17,673 --> 00:54:19,205 'Cause we're cool now. 1275 00:54:19,207 --> 00:54:20,540 Get on board. 1276 00:54:20,542 --> 00:54:22,942 Okay. This is what we're doing from now on. 1277 00:54:22,944 --> 00:54:24,212 KATE: It's weird when you do it. 1278 00:54:24,214 --> 00:54:25,812 SCOTT: You sound like Cookie Monster. 1279 00:54:25,814 --> 00:54:27,415 FRANK: Well, Cookie Monster 1280 00:54:27,417 --> 00:54:29,415 wants some motherfuckin' lobster. 1281 00:54:29,417 --> 00:54:32,821 ♪ Life is but a dream ♪ 1282 00:54:34,156 --> 00:54:37,625 ♪ It's what you make it ♪ 1283 00:54:37,627 --> 00:54:42,395 ♪ Always try to give ♪ 1284 00:54:42,397 --> 00:54:45,732 ♪ Don't ever take it ♪ 1285 00:54:45,734 --> 00:54:50,303 ♪ Life has its music ♪ 1286 00:54:50,305 --> 00:54:52,506 ♪ Life has it's songs... ♪ 1287 00:54:52,508 --> 00:54:55,109 ALL: Oh! (LAUGHING) 1288 00:54:55,111 --> 00:54:57,714 Madam Treasurer, there's something for you to sign. 1289 00:55:00,848 --> 00:55:02,515 Aw, it's really nice. 1290 00:55:02,517 --> 00:55:03,817 I can't accept that. 1291 00:55:03,819 --> 00:55:05,317 How would I explain that to my husband? 1292 00:55:05,319 --> 00:55:07,587 You can tell your husband that you're in love with me 1293 00:55:07,589 --> 00:55:08,888 and that we're gonna be together. 1294 00:55:08,890 --> 00:55:11,024 This is getting out of control, okay? 1295 00:55:11,026 --> 00:55:12,660 Yeah, it is. 1296 00:55:12,662 --> 00:55:14,428 At first, it was, like, you know, gifts and trips and things, 1297 00:55:14,430 --> 00:55:16,562 but I didn't know where the money was coming from. 1298 00:55:16,564 --> 00:55:18,064 It was coming from me. 1299 00:55:18,066 --> 00:55:20,067 Yeah, but you took it from the town. 1300 00:55:20,069 --> 00:55:22,102 And that poor girl's scholarship? 1301 00:55:22,104 --> 00:55:25,406 Come on. Look at these budget numbers, okay? 1302 00:55:25,408 --> 00:55:27,207 We are 300 grand short. 1303 00:55:27,209 --> 00:55:29,877 We're gonna get audited, and we're gonna lose our jobs. 1304 00:55:29,879 --> 00:55:32,312 We're probably gonna go to jail, okay? 1305 00:55:32,314 --> 00:55:33,547 Just stop. 1306 00:55:33,549 --> 00:55:35,181 At first it... Stop. It was like... 1307 00:55:35,183 --> 00:55:36,750 Stop, stop. 1308 00:55:36,752 --> 00:55:38,685 Stop. Stop it. 1309 00:55:38,687 --> 00:55:40,854 I think, next year, when Alex is gone, 1310 00:55:40,856 --> 00:55:42,689 we do this every Tuesday night. 1311 00:55:42,691 --> 00:55:44,424 - KATE: Yay! Cheers, team. - Hooray! 1312 00:55:44,426 --> 00:55:46,227 - We look great. - SCOTT: We do. 1313 00:55:46,229 --> 00:55:49,629 - We should dress like this every night. - Yeah. 1314 00:55:49,631 --> 00:55:51,430 It's been a pretty tough year for me. 1315 00:55:51,432 --> 00:55:53,866 And I just wanna say thank you to both of you. 1316 00:55:53,868 --> 00:55:55,805 This might be the best night of my... 1317 00:55:57,305 --> 00:55:59,439 - What? - What? 1318 00:55:59,441 --> 00:56:00,841 KATE: (GASPS) Raina? 1319 00:56:00,843 --> 00:56:02,109 SCOTT: Hey. Easy, tiger. It's okay. 1320 00:56:02,111 --> 00:56:05,212 We knew this day would come. Okay? 1321 00:56:05,214 --> 00:56:07,113 Scott, Kate, excuse me. 1322 00:56:07,115 --> 00:56:09,582 I'm gonna go get my wife back. 1323 00:56:09,584 --> 00:56:11,484 Hold on, buddy. Frank. 1324 00:56:11,486 --> 00:56:12,752 Frank? 1325 00:56:12,754 --> 00:56:15,187 Hey, pal. There's no reservations... 1326 00:56:15,189 --> 00:56:16,122 (GROANING) 1327 00:56:16,124 --> 00:56:17,827 - FRANK: He's very strong! - Frank! 1328 00:56:19,194 --> 00:56:20,727 (CROWD GASPS) 1329 00:56:20,729 --> 00:56:22,363 FRANK: At least I have my dignity. 1330 00:56:22,365 --> 00:56:23,763 (FARTING) 1331 00:56:23,765 --> 00:56:25,866 I don't understand why you're talking to me. 1332 00:56:25,868 --> 00:56:28,067 Go arrest that guy. He attacked me. 1333 00:56:28,069 --> 00:56:30,069 Mr. Theodorakis, I talked to him. 1334 00:56:30,071 --> 00:56:31,872 He said that you attacked him, 1335 00:56:31,874 --> 00:56:33,739 and then you grabbed his man bun. 1336 00:56:33,741 --> 00:56:37,176 What? I don't remember any of that. 1337 00:56:37,178 --> 00:56:40,147 Officer Chandler, what's going on here? 1338 00:56:40,149 --> 00:56:41,549 CHANDLER: It's been a hell of a night. 1339 00:56:41,551 --> 00:56:43,216 I've gotten multiple reports 1340 00:56:43,218 --> 00:56:46,520 of violence all over town, and no one's talking. 1341 00:56:46,522 --> 00:56:47,888 Well, no one's talking 'cause 1342 00:56:47,890 --> 00:56:50,091 there's nothing to talk about, so... 1343 00:56:50,093 --> 00:56:52,127 (SHUSHING) 1344 00:56:53,296 --> 00:56:55,294 - What's your deal, Johansen? - SCOTT: No deal. 1345 00:56:55,296 --> 00:56:57,363 You got a deal, Bob? 1346 00:56:57,365 --> 00:56:58,765 No deal here. 1347 00:56:58,767 --> 00:57:00,533 Yeah. 1348 00:57:00,535 --> 00:57:03,002 I would advise you to put that away. I'm a police officer. 1349 00:57:03,004 --> 00:57:05,305 Don't worry about it. 1350 00:57:05,307 --> 00:57:07,707 Check your marshmallows, fellas. 1351 00:57:07,709 --> 00:57:09,776 No one says "check your marshmallows." 1352 00:57:09,778 --> 00:57:12,413 You wanna get fucked by a fire dick? 1353 00:57:12,415 --> 00:57:13,781 OFFICER CHANDLER: No. 1354 00:57:13,783 --> 00:57:15,448 - Then check your marshmallows. - SCOTT: Yeah. 1355 00:57:15,450 --> 00:57:17,783 There's something fishy going on with those three. 1356 00:57:17,785 --> 00:57:19,953 - DAWN: Definitely. - (COOING) 1357 00:57:19,955 --> 00:57:22,321 (EXCITED CHATTER) 1358 00:57:22,323 --> 00:57:26,229 ♪ Got a blue moon Got a blue moon in your eyes ♪ 1359 00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:33,799 Are those women's sunglasses? 1360 00:57:33,801 --> 00:57:36,203 No. They're Italian. 1361 00:57:36,205 --> 00:57:38,839 And that's a woman's cigarette. That's nice. 1362 00:57:38,841 --> 00:57:40,406 Also Italian. 1363 00:57:40,408 --> 00:57:43,609 Italian sunglasses, Italian cigarettes. 1364 00:57:43,611 --> 00:57:46,046 Okay. Ciao. 1365 00:57:46,048 --> 00:57:48,716 ♪ Lord above Things ain't been the same ♪ 1366 00:57:48,718 --> 00:57:51,151 ♪ Since the blues walked into town ♪ 1367 00:57:51,153 --> 00:57:53,220 Excuse me, what the hell is that? 1368 00:57:53,222 --> 00:57:54,953 Craig ordered eggs, over-medium. 1369 00:57:54,955 --> 00:57:56,488 No. Look at the yolks. 1370 00:57:56,490 --> 00:57:58,125 Those are hard, that's not over-medium. Take it back. 1371 00:57:58,127 --> 00:57:59,560 Scott, I'm really slammed right now. 1372 00:57:59,562 --> 00:58:01,395 I don't give a shit, asshole. 1373 00:58:01,397 --> 00:58:04,730 Take it back. All right, dick face? 1374 00:58:04,732 --> 00:58:07,035 You're doing a great job. 1375 00:58:08,569 --> 00:58:09,902 Hey, sexy. 1376 00:58:09,904 --> 00:58:11,471 Hey, baby. Looking good. 1377 00:58:11,473 --> 00:58:12,908 Feeling better. 1378 00:58:14,843 --> 00:58:17,410 (SMACKING) 1379 00:58:17,412 --> 00:58:21,147 Hey, things are getting super weird. 1380 00:58:21,149 --> 00:58:23,482 I just found a glory hole upstairs. 1381 00:58:23,484 --> 00:58:24,917 Just a dick-sized hole 1382 00:58:24,919 --> 00:58:26,486 in the middle of the wall that somebody made. 1383 00:58:26,488 --> 00:58:27,721 You know how I knew? 1384 00:58:27,723 --> 00:58:28,855 There was a dick hanging out of it. 1385 00:58:28,857 --> 00:58:30,493 (ALL CHEERING) 1386 00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:33,392 Who the hell are they? 1387 00:58:33,394 --> 00:58:35,060 Oh, they're Wall Street guys. 1388 00:58:35,062 --> 00:58:36,596 They're betting a lot of money. 1389 00:58:36,598 --> 00:58:39,533 They're also doing a ton of blow. 1390 00:58:39,535 --> 00:58:41,100 - Oh, yes! - (SNIFFING) 1391 00:58:41,102 --> 00:58:42,401 ♪ Lord above Things ain't been the same ♪ 1392 00:58:42,403 --> 00:58:45,339 ♪ Since the blues walked into town ♪ 1393 00:58:45,341 --> 00:58:47,573 This is Frank Theodorakis' house. 1394 00:58:47,575 --> 00:58:50,578 And right through those woods, only 100 yards away, 1395 00:58:50,580 --> 00:58:53,080 is the parking lot to Taylor's Meat Market. 1396 00:58:53,082 --> 00:58:55,952 Oh, right, the great meat conspiracy. 1397 00:58:56,919 --> 00:58:58,951 ♪ Woke up this morning ♪ 1398 00:58:58,953 --> 00:59:00,620 ♪ Got a blue moon ♪ 1399 00:59:00,622 --> 00:59:02,089 Come on, man. 1400 00:59:02,091 --> 00:59:04,156 Don't do blow on the table. It gets in the felt. 1401 00:59:04,158 --> 00:59:06,426 Hey, we're betting 1,000 bucks a roll. 1402 00:59:06,428 --> 00:59:08,562 I'll do cocaine off of whatever I want. 1403 00:59:08,564 --> 00:59:10,763 I'll do it off of that dumb wall sconce over there. 1404 00:59:10,765 --> 00:59:12,834 - Check this out. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 1405 00:59:14,636 --> 00:59:15,669 (SNIFFS) 1406 00:59:15,671 --> 00:59:17,140 Whoo! 1407 00:59:21,243 --> 00:59:24,180 OFFICER CHANDLER: What the shit? 1408 00:59:28,584 --> 00:59:31,618 - Everybody, freeze! Police! - (PANICKED YELLING) 1409 00:59:31,620 --> 00:59:35,391 Everybody, freeze! Respect my authority! 1410 00:59:36,558 --> 00:59:37,857 No, no! No! 1411 00:59:37,859 --> 00:59:40,926 No, freeze! You're not freezing! 1412 00:59:40,928 --> 00:59:42,328 Freeze! Get on the ground. 1413 00:59:42,330 --> 00:59:43,962 You will stop or get arrested. 1414 00:59:43,964 --> 00:59:45,665 Do not inhale that! 1415 00:59:45,667 --> 00:59:47,002 (SCREAMING) 1416 00:59:49,470 --> 00:59:50,472 My eyes! 1417 00:59:53,875 --> 00:59:55,875 BOB: Playing cards, huh? 1418 00:59:55,877 --> 00:59:57,312 - (SIGHS) - For cash? 1419 00:59:57,847 --> 00:59:59,279 That's illegal. 1420 00:59:59,281 --> 01:00:01,448 - It's for charity. - Yeah. 1421 01:00:01,450 --> 01:00:02,883 - Yeah. - Good. 1422 01:00:02,885 --> 01:00:05,185 Which charity? 1423 01:00:05,187 --> 01:00:06,819 - Uh... - Uh... Horse circumcision. 1424 01:00:06,821 --> 01:00:07,955 Money for psychic kids. 1425 01:00:07,957 --> 01:00:09,689 Canada. 1426 01:00:09,691 --> 01:00:11,258 Where's the money? 1427 01:00:11,260 --> 01:00:13,225 This is pointless. You're not gonna find anything anywhere. 1428 01:00:13,227 --> 01:00:14,761 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 1429 01:00:14,763 --> 01:00:16,830 Well, we've looked in all of the other rooms, so... 1430 01:00:16,832 --> 01:00:18,564 Chandler, take a look. 1431 01:00:18,566 --> 01:00:20,301 (CLATTERING) 1432 01:00:20,303 --> 01:00:23,402 - Hey, Scotty! Eyes up here, buddy. - Honey, don't point at that. 1433 01:00:23,404 --> 01:00:25,105 SCOTT: Look how nervou the baby deer is. 1434 01:00:25,107 --> 01:00:26,172 You guys seem pretty interested 1435 01:00:26,174 --> 01:00:27,506 in this painting, here. 1436 01:00:27,508 --> 01:00:28,975 - Yeah. - We're not. 1437 01:00:28,977 --> 01:00:30,613 The baby. The doe. 1438 01:00:31,479 --> 01:00:32,578 FRANK: Ah! 1439 01:00:32,580 --> 01:00:33,879 What's this? 1440 01:00:33,881 --> 01:00:35,281 It's safes, Bob. 1441 01:00:35,283 --> 01:00:36,917 (SOFTLY) Oh, you fucking idiot. 1442 01:00:36,919 --> 01:00:40,120 - Those are my pornography collection. - Mmm. 1443 01:00:40,122 --> 01:00:41,453 Why don't we just pop the safes and see 1444 01:00:41,455 --> 01:00:43,022 if it's all the money that you've taken? 1445 01:00:43,024 --> 01:00:44,556 You can't open them without the combo, 1446 01:00:44,558 --> 01:00:46,526 - and I'm not giving it to you. - BOB: Hmm. 1447 01:00:46,528 --> 01:00:49,663 What are you looking at? Why are you staring 1448 01:00:49,665 --> 01:00:51,397 at this photo over here, now? 1449 01:00:51,399 --> 01:00:52,468 Don't do that. Oh! 1450 01:00:53,636 --> 01:00:54,734 BOB: Oh. 1451 01:00:54,736 --> 01:00:56,303 A Post-it note. 1452 01:00:56,305 --> 01:01:00,140 Is this the combination? 'Cause you 69 yourself, 24/7? 1453 01:01:00,142 --> 01:01:03,544 Okay, here's the deal. We're not gonna arrest you. (BOTH SIGH) 1454 01:01:03,546 --> 01:01:05,611 But you guys have to shut down this casino. 1455 01:01:05,613 --> 01:01:07,013 Aw, what? 1456 01:01:07,015 --> 01:01:08,716 And also, we're confiscating all your money. 1457 01:01:08,718 --> 01:01:11,084 Hold on, you can't take the money. It's for our daughter. 1458 01:01:11,086 --> 01:01:12,953 You're gonna take their money, Bob? 1459 01:01:12,955 --> 01:01:14,421 I'm not gonna take their money. 1460 01:01:14,423 --> 01:01:16,957 I'm gonna confiscate their money for the town. 1461 01:01:16,959 --> 01:01:18,424 Come on, Chandler, 1462 01:01:18,426 --> 01:01:19,892 you're not gonna get caught up in this, are you? 1463 01:01:19,894 --> 01:01:21,493 You're a good guy. 1464 01:01:21,495 --> 01:01:25,031 Who's always lead baritone when we go Christmas caroling? 1465 01:01:25,033 --> 01:01:26,765 Come on. 1466 01:01:26,767 --> 01:01:31,171 ♪ Hark the herald angels sing ♪ 1467 01:01:31,173 --> 01:01:35,441 ♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪ BOB: Shut up. 1468 01:01:35,443 --> 01:01:38,245 You remember when you guys started an illegal casino? 1469 01:01:38,247 --> 01:01:40,346 (IN HIGH VOICE) I'm Alex. I wanna go to Bucknell. 1470 01:01:40,348 --> 01:01:42,049 - Bob, enough. - But my parents fucked up. 1471 01:01:42,051 --> 01:01:43,250 They couldn't find the money, 1472 01:01:43,252 --> 01:01:44,984 so they started an illegal casino. 1473 01:01:44,986 --> 01:01:46,386 Bob, she's a kid. 1474 01:01:46,388 --> 01:01:47,453 Oh, oh. 1475 01:01:47,455 --> 01:01:49,991 (NORMAL VOICE) We're taking the cash. 1476 01:01:52,261 --> 01:01:55,229 BOB: Let's go, Chandler. Shut it down. 1477 01:01:55,231 --> 01:01:57,533 OFFICER CHANDLER: Bob. Bob! That money's for college. 1478 01:01:59,368 --> 01:02:01,535 WOMAN: (ON TV) Tonight at 11:00. Earlier this week, 1479 01:02:01,537 --> 01:02:04,337 a local man was treated at Sacred Heart Hospital 1480 01:02:04,339 --> 01:02:06,073 for a severed middle finger. 1481 01:02:06,075 --> 01:02:07,341 Authorities believe this may be related 1482 01:02:07,343 --> 01:02:09,475 to the recent local crime spree. 1483 01:02:09,477 --> 01:02:12,379 The man is known to have connections to Tommy Papouli, 1484 01:02:12,381 --> 01:02:14,113 long suspected of racketeering, 1485 01:02:14,115 --> 01:02:16,551 illegal gambling, and even murder. 1486 01:02:20,421 --> 01:02:21,690 Hey, sweetie. 1487 01:02:23,524 --> 01:02:26,292 You were watching Walking Dead without us? 1488 01:02:26,294 --> 01:02:29,564 - Yeah. Lizzie killed Mika. - (GUNSHOT ON TV) 1489 01:02:33,702 --> 01:02:34,703 (SIGHS) 1490 01:02:38,707 --> 01:02:40,372 KATE: (SIGHS) Fuck, we suck. 1491 01:02:40,374 --> 01:02:41,575 SCOTT: We lost all our money. 1492 01:02:41,577 --> 01:02:42,841 And I am mentally and physically 1493 01:02:42,843 --> 01:02:44,511 addicted to marijuana. 1494 01:02:44,513 --> 01:02:45,444 Honey, you love it. 1495 01:02:45,446 --> 01:02:46,714 I think about it all the time. 1496 01:02:46,716 --> 01:02:48,147 It's really hard to focus right now. 1497 01:02:48,149 --> 01:02:49,850 I'm so mad I'm not high. 1498 01:02:49,852 --> 01:02:51,183 And we started a fight club. 1499 01:02:51,185 --> 01:02:52,618 What are we doing? 1500 01:02:52,620 --> 01:02:55,154 We're each other's enabler. We're not even... 1501 01:02:55,156 --> 01:02:57,093 One of us has to be an adult here. 1502 01:02:58,727 --> 01:03:00,462 So you do it. 1503 01:03:01,397 --> 01:03:02,328 You be it. 1504 01:03:02,330 --> 01:03:04,767 Okay. I'll be the adult. 1505 01:03:06,135 --> 01:03:08,301 And, as the adult, 1506 01:03:08,303 --> 01:03:10,437 I'm gonna say, we're gonna call Frank 1507 01:03:10,439 --> 01:03:13,373 and tell him to shut it down. 1508 01:03:13,375 --> 01:03:14,441 Okay. 1509 01:03:14,443 --> 01:03:15,375 And that's how we're gonna handle it. 1510 01:03:15,377 --> 01:03:17,343 - Okay. - (SIGHS DEEPLY) 1511 01:03:17,345 --> 01:03:19,011 - What a relief. - Right? 1512 01:03:19,013 --> 01:03:21,781 - Or we keep it open, and go big. - Or we do. Yeah. 1513 01:03:21,783 --> 01:03:23,116 Fuck Bob Schaeffer. 1514 01:03:23,118 --> 01:03:24,451 I'm not gonna look my daughter in the eye 1515 01:03:24,453 --> 01:03:25,618 and tell her she can't go to college, 1516 01:03:25,620 --> 01:03:26,819 because some small-time 1517 01:03:26,821 --> 01:03:28,455 city councilman is bullying us. 1518 01:03:28,457 --> 01:03:30,223 Exactly! We'll call everyone 1519 01:03:30,225 --> 01:03:31,825 and tell them the casino is still open. 1520 01:03:31,827 --> 01:03:34,294 - Yes. - No limit on any bet in the house. 1521 01:03:34,296 --> 01:03:36,562 We go big, we make our money, 1522 01:03:36,564 --> 01:03:38,665 and then we parachute out of there. 1523 01:03:38,667 --> 01:03:39,899 Go big, or go home. 1524 01:03:39,901 --> 01:03:42,435 - Let's do this! - Okay. 1525 01:03:42,437 --> 01:03:44,770 LAURA: All right, here we go Here we go! 1526 01:03:44,772 --> 01:03:46,105 CRAIG: All right! 1527 01:03:46,107 --> 01:03:48,575 LAURA: This is fun! Whoo! 1528 01:03:48,577 --> 01:03:49,576 WOMAN: That guy! 1529 01:03:49,578 --> 01:03:51,310 CRAIG: Fuck Bob Schaeffer! Whoo! 1530 01:03:51,312 --> 01:03:53,047 We got a professional shooter here. 1531 01:03:53,049 --> 01:03:54,980 JOE: He can't tell us to shut down! 1532 01:03:54,982 --> 01:03:58,051 CRAIG: Let's go! Two more Let's go. Come on. 1533 01:03:58,053 --> 01:03:59,587 (EXCITED CHATTER) 1534 01:04:02,924 --> 01:04:06,192 Wow. Hey, Raina. 1535 01:04:06,194 --> 01:04:08,127 - What a pleasant surprise. - Oh, my God! 1536 01:04:08,129 --> 01:04:09,596 You said, "I'm not gambling." 1537 01:04:09,598 --> 01:04:12,568 Raina, I meant that. I'm not! 1538 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:14,401 They are! 1539 01:04:14,403 --> 01:04:16,270 All of them, and they're losing. 1540 01:04:16,272 --> 01:04:17,504 You know, when you emphasize 1541 01:04:17,506 --> 01:04:19,238 one word more than the other, 1542 01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:20,873 you know that's bullshit, right? 1543 01:04:20,875 --> 01:04:24,209 Okay, so do you want me to emphasize something for you? 1544 01:04:24,211 --> 01:04:27,615 I am not coming back. 1545 01:04:29,818 --> 01:04:30,819 Oof. 1546 01:04:34,957 --> 01:04:36,256 (GIRLS CHEERING) 1547 01:04:36,258 --> 01:04:38,258 RACHEL: They said go through Taylor's, 1548 01:04:38,260 --> 01:04:40,595 - then through the woods, then we'll get to the casino! - ALEX: Let's do it! 1549 01:04:42,097 --> 01:04:44,499 - Ooh. - (ALL LAUGHING) 1550 01:04:46,068 --> 01:04:48,203 (ALL CHEERING) 1551 01:04:50,472 --> 01:04:53,372 I'm beginning to think Raina's not gonna take me back. 1552 01:04:53,374 --> 01:04:57,109 Mom? Dad? What are you guys doing here? 1553 01:04:57,111 --> 01:04:58,745 Alex, what are you doing here? 1554 01:04:58,747 --> 01:05:01,247 ALEX: We got invited to this casino. 1555 01:05:01,249 --> 01:05:02,415 You shouldn't be here. 1556 01:05:02,417 --> 01:05:03,817 - What? - Come with us. 1557 01:05:03,819 --> 01:05:05,551 Sweetheart, it's very complicated, 1558 01:05:05,553 --> 01:05:07,455 but we need to tell you a few things. 1559 01:05:15,129 --> 01:05:16,629 Hello? 1560 01:05:16,631 --> 01:05:19,765 Hey, go around back. There's a secret entrance. 1561 01:05:19,767 --> 01:05:21,968 The password is Andre the... (YELLS) 1562 01:05:21,970 --> 01:05:23,238 (YELLING) 1563 01:05:25,106 --> 01:05:27,406 Holy fuck, look at this place. 1564 01:05:27,408 --> 01:05:28,741 When you said casino, 1565 01:05:28,743 --> 01:05:30,479 I didn't think you meant fucking casino. 1566 01:05:37,051 --> 01:05:39,185 Remember me, motherfucker? 1567 01:05:39,187 --> 01:05:41,587 Wow, that looks great. 1568 01:05:41,589 --> 01:05:43,589 Hey, dickfuck, you're not gonna like Tommy. 1569 01:05:43,591 --> 01:05:46,259 He doesn't cut off fingers, he cuts off heads. 1570 01:05:46,261 --> 01:05:48,527 Shut up. Come on. 1571 01:05:48,529 --> 01:05:50,029 Guys, we've got a problem. 1572 01:05:50,031 --> 01:05:51,267 (KATE SCREAMS) 1573 01:05:52,066 --> 01:05:53,767 - He's got a gun. - Okay. 1574 01:05:53,769 --> 01:05:54,701 Where's the money? 1575 01:05:54,703 --> 01:05:56,268 - We just got robbed. - Yeah. 1576 01:05:56,270 --> 01:05:57,703 Look, the safes are all empty. 1577 01:05:57,705 --> 01:05:59,105 Do you know how many times 1578 01:05:59,107 --> 01:06:00,406 I've seen someone point to an empty safe 1579 01:06:00,408 --> 01:06:02,142 and say, "We have no money"? 1580 01:06:02,144 --> 01:06:03,410 - A hundred? - Five hundred? 1581 01:06:03,412 --> 01:06:04,710 - Thirty thousand. - It's rhetorical, fuckstick. 1582 01:06:04,712 --> 01:06:06,011 - FRANK: Okay. - Shut up. 1583 01:06:06,013 --> 01:06:07,046 This your daughter? 1584 01:06:07,048 --> 01:06:08,147 - Where? - Who? Her? 1585 01:06:08,149 --> 01:06:09,515 Right here. 1586 01:06:09,517 --> 01:06:11,285 That's such a compliment. This is my wife. 1587 01:06:11,287 --> 01:06:13,352 Alex? 1588 01:06:13,354 --> 01:06:14,520 - SCOTT: In fact, there's our daughter. - There she is. Hello, daughter. 1589 01:06:14,522 --> 01:06:15,888 SCOTT: Hi, honey. 1590 01:06:15,890 --> 01:06:17,055 Don't overthink it. Just be our daughter. 1591 01:06:17,057 --> 01:06:18,325 Come right here. 1592 01:06:18,327 --> 01:06:19,895 I'm not your daughter. That's your... 1593 01:06:20,894 --> 01:06:21,960 (SHRIEKS) (GROANS) 1594 01:06:21,962 --> 01:06:23,596 Sorry, Rachel! 1595 01:06:23,598 --> 01:06:25,364 - Fuck's the matter with you? - What? 1596 01:06:25,366 --> 01:06:26,765 Shoving a girl like that? 1597 01:06:26,767 --> 01:06:29,069 We are strict disciplinarians in our household. 1598 01:06:29,071 --> 01:06:30,303 Get out of my way. 1599 01:06:30,305 --> 01:06:31,904 - I know this is your daughter. - Mom! 1600 01:06:31,906 --> 01:06:32,939 SCOTT: No, no, no! 1601 01:06:32,941 --> 01:06:34,174 - TOMMY: Cuff her. - SCOTT: Sweetie. 1602 01:06:34,176 --> 01:06:35,575 - Mom. - Honey. 1603 01:06:35,577 --> 01:06:37,310 - No. - Wait, no. 1604 01:06:37,312 --> 01:06:39,178 Take me, not her. 1605 01:06:39,180 --> 01:06:40,846 No. No one cares if you die. 1606 01:06:40,848 --> 01:06:41,948 Oh, thank God. 1607 01:06:41,950 --> 01:06:43,049 Help 'em find the money. 1608 01:06:43,051 --> 01:06:44,551 Oh, and hey... 1609 01:06:44,553 --> 01:06:47,520 300 grand. Or you'll never see your daughter again. 1610 01:06:47,522 --> 01:06:50,857 - Mom! Dad! Help! Help! - Fuck you. Fuck you. 1611 01:06:50,859 --> 01:06:52,091 Let go of me. 1612 01:06:52,093 --> 01:06:53,395 (CHUCKLES) 1613 01:06:54,629 --> 01:06:57,997 You know what? You got us. 1614 01:06:57,999 --> 01:07:01,500 There's $300,000 in money in this room, 1615 01:07:01,502 --> 01:07:04,671 hidden in these money, uh, buckets. 1616 01:07:04,673 --> 01:07:07,774 So, if you want, you can take the money 1617 01:07:07,776 --> 01:07:09,808 and we'll take their daughter back. 1618 01:07:09,810 --> 01:07:11,109 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1619 01:07:11,111 --> 01:07:12,611 FRANK: There's one here, there's one behind the bed 1620 01:07:12,613 --> 01:07:14,316 and there's one right over there. 1621 01:07:15,417 --> 01:07:17,116 Money cannon. 1622 01:07:17,118 --> 01:07:18,584 (GROANING) 1623 01:07:18,586 --> 01:07:19,819 (LAUGHS) 1624 01:07:19,821 --> 01:07:21,120 Yeah! 1625 01:07:21,122 --> 01:07:23,958 Don't worry, guys, I got this. 1626 01:07:25,359 --> 01:07:26,926 KATE: Yes! 1627 01:07:26,928 --> 01:07:29,464 Oh, no! Not in Frank's place, you don't! 1628 01:07:30,631 --> 01:07:32,498 (CROWD GASPS) (GASPS AND GROANS) 1629 01:07:32,500 --> 01:07:33,968 He's got a knife. 1630 01:07:36,404 --> 01:07:37,502 Look what he did. 1631 01:07:37,504 --> 01:07:39,172 RAINA: Oh, my God, Frank. 1632 01:07:39,174 --> 01:07:40,573 - Frank! Frank! - (GROANING) 1633 01:07:40,575 --> 01:07:42,674 - Raina. - Are you okay? 1634 01:07:42,676 --> 01:07:44,910 - God. - Did you see him stab me? 1635 01:07:44,912 --> 01:07:47,147 - Yes... - It was so cool and effortless. 1636 01:07:47,149 --> 01:07:49,316 - Oh, no! (GAGS) - Okay. Okay. 1637 01:07:49,318 --> 01:07:51,984 Let's go. Come on. 1638 01:07:51,986 --> 01:07:55,020 Jesus. Aren't you supposed to be getting me my money? 1639 01:07:55,022 --> 01:07:56,555 - Pal? - Dad? 1640 01:07:56,557 --> 01:07:58,626 My name's not Pal. 1641 01:08:00,060 --> 01:08:01,560 They call me the Butcher. 1642 01:08:01,562 --> 01:08:04,464 - Is that right? - Alex! Stranger danger! 1643 01:08:04,466 --> 01:08:05,668 (GROANS) 1644 01:08:06,267 --> 01:08:07,468 (CROWD GASPS) 1645 01:08:09,604 --> 01:08:11,073 (CROWD SCREAMS) (ALEX SCREAMING) 1646 01:08:12,174 --> 01:08:14,439 - Fuck! - (PANICKED SHRIEKING) 1647 01:08:14,441 --> 01:08:17,478 - Oh, God! - Don't forget about the Burner! 1648 01:08:18,347 --> 01:08:20,446 Yeah! 1649 01:08:20,448 --> 01:08:22,147 Oh, shit! 1650 01:08:22,149 --> 01:08:23,815 Oh! 1651 01:08:23,817 --> 01:08:26,284 - What the fuck? - Put him out! Put him out! 1652 01:08:26,286 --> 01:08:27,822 - I got this! - No, no, no! 1653 01:08:29,291 --> 01:08:30,489 That's vodka! 1654 01:08:30,491 --> 01:08:31,824 Are you kidding? Help! 1655 01:08:31,826 --> 01:08:33,293 - I got it! - No, no, no! 1656 01:08:33,295 --> 01:08:34,663 That's vodka, too! 1657 01:08:35,930 --> 01:08:37,497 Oh, God! (SCREAMS) 1658 01:08:37,499 --> 01:08:39,365 Wait, no! That's polyester! 1659 01:08:39,367 --> 01:08:41,036 (SCREAMING IN PAIN) 1660 01:08:43,004 --> 01:08:45,504 I've got an idea. Everybody, back up! 1661 01:08:45,506 --> 01:08:46,972 All right. 1662 01:08:46,974 --> 01:08:48,307 Ouch! 1663 01:08:48,309 --> 01:08:49,510 - Stop! - (SCREAMING) 1664 01:08:51,246 --> 01:08:53,082 What's with these people? 1665 01:08:54,349 --> 01:08:55,382 I did it! 1666 01:08:55,384 --> 01:08:56,852 - (ALL CHEERING) - Frank! 1667 01:08:57,986 --> 01:09:00,419 Frank, you saved his life. 1668 01:09:00,421 --> 01:09:05,525 (LAUGHS) Everybody, everything's gonna be just fine. 1669 01:09:05,527 --> 01:09:07,830 - (ALL SCREAMING) - I was wrong! 1670 01:09:18,139 --> 01:09:20,240 I'm sorry. 1671 01:09:20,242 --> 01:09:21,473 You were right about me. 1672 01:09:21,475 --> 01:09:24,076 I will sign the divorce papers. 1673 01:09:24,078 --> 01:09:25,811 As long as you print a new copy, 1674 01:09:25,813 --> 01:09:28,114 'cause the ones that you gave me burned up in the house. 1675 01:09:28,116 --> 01:09:29,882 I fucked everything up. 1676 01:09:29,884 --> 01:09:31,249 I know. 1677 01:09:31,251 --> 01:09:34,253 But we have insurance. 1678 01:09:34,255 --> 01:09:35,655 They don't know that I took 1679 01:09:35,657 --> 01:09:37,623 all the furniture and jewelry and stuff. 1680 01:09:37,625 --> 01:09:39,659 - Raina... - What? 1681 01:09:39,661 --> 01:09:40,927 Are you suggesting that 1682 01:09:40,929 --> 01:09:43,262 we commit insurance fraud together? 1683 01:09:43,264 --> 01:09:45,566 What, Frank? I'm just sayin'. 1684 01:09:48,502 --> 01:09:49,871 (CROWD GASPS) 1685 01:09:52,907 --> 01:09:54,507 ALEX: That's one of the most fucked-up things 1686 01:09:54,509 --> 01:09:55,874 I've ever heard. 1687 01:09:55,876 --> 01:09:57,509 But, 1688 01:09:57,511 --> 01:09:59,544 you guys kind of did it all for me. 1689 01:09:59,546 --> 01:10:02,414 So, thank you. 1690 01:10:02,416 --> 01:10:04,950 Honey, don't thank us. 1691 01:10:04,952 --> 01:10:08,555 The money's all gone. You can't go to Bucknell. 1692 01:10:08,557 --> 01:10:10,256 We are so sorry. 1693 01:10:10,258 --> 01:10:12,191 We had it, 1694 01:10:12,193 --> 01:10:14,994 but then Bob Schaeffer took it from us. 1695 01:10:14,996 --> 01:10:17,963 The asshole that took my scholarship? 1696 01:10:17,965 --> 01:10:20,266 If he stole it from us, why don't we just steal it back? 1697 01:10:20,268 --> 01:10:21,967 - No. - 'Cause we don't do that anymore. 1698 01:10:21,969 --> 01:10:23,436 Once you go to the dark side, 1699 01:10:23,438 --> 01:10:24,704 it gets dark very quickly. Trust me. 1700 01:10:24,706 --> 01:10:26,405 I see fingers everywhere. 1701 01:10:26,407 --> 01:10:27,839 Are you guys serious? 1702 01:10:27,841 --> 01:10:29,543 You've been doing this insane stuff all summer, 1703 01:10:29,545 --> 01:10:33,245 and now that I have a chance to help, you just wanna quit? 1704 01:10:33,247 --> 01:10:34,814 OFFICER CHANDLER: Good afternoon, folks. 1705 01:10:34,816 --> 01:10:36,248 - SCOTT: Excuse me? Hello? - ALEX: Mom? 1706 01:10:36,250 --> 01:10:38,583 Don't be alarmed. I'm not here to arrest you. 1707 01:10:38,585 --> 01:10:40,552 What you did was self-defense. 1708 01:10:40,554 --> 01:10:42,321 We are alarmed, you're in our backyard. 1709 01:10:42,323 --> 01:10:43,722 Ignore the badge. 1710 01:10:43,724 --> 01:10:45,757 - Ignore the gun. - ALL: Oh! 1711 01:10:45,759 --> 01:10:46,926 - Shit! - Put it down. 1712 01:10:46,928 --> 01:10:48,494 - What are you doing? - Put that down. 1713 01:10:48,496 --> 01:10:51,196 This is nothing to be afraid of. Here. 1714 01:10:51,198 --> 01:10:52,365 (ALL GASP) 1715 01:10:52,367 --> 01:10:54,499 People being afraid of guns is silly. 1716 01:10:54,501 --> 01:10:55,803 And I'm sick of it. 1717 01:10:56,437 --> 01:10:57,736 Anyway, 1718 01:10:57,738 --> 01:10:59,942 I'm just here to say one thing. 1719 01:11:00,841 --> 01:11:02,741 Fuck Bob Schaeffer. 1720 01:11:02,743 --> 01:11:04,377 He doesn't care about this town. 1721 01:11:04,379 --> 01:11:06,178 Here's what we're gonna do. 1722 01:11:06,180 --> 01:11:09,015 You're never gonna believe this, Bob. 1723 01:11:09,017 --> 01:11:10,917 They never shut down the casino. 1724 01:11:10,919 --> 01:11:12,886 They just moved it to another house. 1725 01:11:12,888 --> 01:11:14,753 But I told them if they kept it open, 1726 01:11:14,755 --> 01:11:17,289 that I would have them arrested. 1727 01:11:17,291 --> 01:11:19,758 FRANK: There are Smurfs who are taller 1728 01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:21,393 - than Bob Schaeffer. - (SIGHS) 1729 01:11:21,395 --> 01:11:24,597 He looks like a gremlin learned how to tie a tie. 1730 01:11:24,599 --> 01:11:26,031 Don't get him wet after midnight. 1731 01:11:26,033 --> 01:11:27,534 Hey, guys! I found the casino! 1732 01:11:27,536 --> 01:11:30,069 GARVEY: For God sakes, I'm short! 1733 01:11:30,071 --> 01:11:31,471 (LAUGHTER) 1734 01:11:31,473 --> 01:11:34,673 (ALL CHEERING) 1735 01:11:34,675 --> 01:11:36,275 They're making fun of you, Bob. 1736 01:11:36,277 --> 01:11:37,810 GARVEY: (IN HIGH VOICE) Hello, I'm Bob Schaeffer. 1737 01:11:37,812 --> 01:11:40,749 You told them to shut it down. 1738 01:11:41,515 --> 01:11:43,285 Cop car. Now. 1739 01:11:46,020 --> 01:11:48,156 Can't wait to see their faces when we get there. 1740 01:11:54,094 --> 01:11:55,563 Come on. 1741 01:12:01,501 --> 01:12:03,703 SCOTT: Okay. Yeah, right there! 1742 01:12:03,705 --> 01:12:05,171 Okay, here you go. 1743 01:12:05,173 --> 01:12:06,241 Okay. 1744 01:12:08,542 --> 01:12:09,909 SCOTT: All right. 1745 01:12:09,911 --> 01:12:11,310 What's the combination? 1746 01:12:11,312 --> 01:12:13,579 It's okay, I know. Officer Chandler told me. 1747 01:12:13,581 --> 01:12:15,249 And right now... 1748 01:12:16,283 --> 01:12:19,121 I completely remember it. 1749 01:12:20,522 --> 01:12:22,055 It's okay, I know, I know, I know. 1750 01:12:22,057 --> 01:12:23,423 Dad, there's no time for this. 1751 01:12:23,425 --> 01:12:24,923 - (THUDDING) - (SHUSHING) Hide! 1752 01:12:24,925 --> 01:12:26,525 - Hey, how's it going? - Good. 1753 01:12:26,527 --> 01:12:27,759 I need that by tomorrow. 1754 01:12:27,761 --> 01:12:29,695 - All right. - No, I'm serious, though. 1755 01:12:29,697 --> 01:12:32,030 All right. Bye. 1756 01:12:32,032 --> 01:12:33,966 Okay, Scott... 1757 01:12:33,968 --> 01:12:36,401 - Honey, I have faith in you, okay? - Yeah. 1758 01:12:36,403 --> 01:12:41,341 I know that you can remember four sequential numbers. 1759 01:12:41,343 --> 01:12:43,211 Just think. Just think. 1760 01:12:48,316 --> 01:12:50,583 Squiggly line. 1761 01:12:50,585 --> 01:12:52,654 Is that part of the combination? 1762 01:12:54,589 --> 01:12:57,190 - Poop. Poop emoji? - POOP: Uh-oh. 1763 01:12:57,192 --> 01:12:58,991 Is that part of it? No. 1764 01:12:58,993 --> 01:13:01,259 I love you so much, Dad. 1765 01:13:01,261 --> 01:13:04,066 I'm gonna miss you next year at college. 1766 01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:08,500 29-52-41-78 pound. 1767 01:13:08,502 --> 01:13:09,636 - Yes! - I remember! 1768 01:13:09,638 --> 01:13:10,770 You did! Good job! 1769 01:13:10,772 --> 01:13:11,974 I'm gonna miss you, too, sweetie. 1770 01:13:12,474 --> 01:13:13,838 Okay. 1771 01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:15,643 - Good job. - (SAFE BEEPING) 1772 01:13:16,777 --> 01:13:17,979 (SAFE CLICKS) 1773 01:13:22,050 --> 01:13:23,051 Okay. 1774 01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:26,121 (GASPS) 1775 01:13:27,787 --> 01:13:29,588 (SCOTT GRUNTING) 1776 01:13:29,590 --> 01:13:31,624 Okay. Here we go. Here we go. 1777 01:13:31,626 --> 01:13:32,757 Honey, there's wheels. 1778 01:13:32,759 --> 01:13:33,860 I got it. What? 1779 01:13:33,862 --> 01:13:35,026 - Dad! Dad! - It's got wheels! 1780 01:13:35,028 --> 01:13:36,596 - You can wheel it. - Oh, it does. 1781 01:13:36,598 --> 01:13:38,530 - Okay, yeah. So much easier. - Just drag the suitcase. 1782 01:13:38,532 --> 01:13:40,932 - Okay. - Careful! The floor is slippery. 1783 01:13:40,934 --> 01:13:42,167 Are you meeting with the Johansens? 1784 01:13:42,169 --> 01:13:44,302 I think I saw them come into Town Hall. 1785 01:13:44,304 --> 01:13:45,838 BOB: Dawn, they can't be there. 1786 01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:47,039 We're going to arrest them right now. 1787 01:13:47,041 --> 01:13:48,710 DAWN: Well, they're here somewhere. 1788 01:13:51,345 --> 01:13:52,779 Your office door is open. 1789 01:13:52,781 --> 01:13:54,146 Wait, so is the safe. 1790 01:13:54,148 --> 01:13:56,882 What? I'm coming back! Go faster, Chandler. 1791 01:13:56,884 --> 01:13:58,517 - I'm driving safely, Bob. - Punch it! 1792 01:13:58,519 --> 01:14:00,018 Bob, I'm going the speed limit. 1793 01:14:00,020 --> 01:14:01,921 - Punch it, Chandler. Let's go. - I won't. 1794 01:14:01,923 --> 01:14:03,923 BOB: Back to Town Hall now! 1795 01:14:03,925 --> 01:14:04,990 - OFFICER CHANDLER: Stop it! - BOB: You stop it! 1796 01:14:04,992 --> 01:14:06,158 - Stop doing that! - BOB: No! 1797 01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:08,430 - Stop it! - Watch out, Chandler! 1798 01:14:10,031 --> 01:14:11,530 (GROANS) 1799 01:14:11,532 --> 01:14:13,399 That's why you don't punch it! 1800 01:14:13,401 --> 01:14:16,004 (GRUNTS) Great, just great! 1801 01:14:17,371 --> 01:14:18,373 (GROANING) 1802 01:14:21,376 --> 01:14:23,810 Fuck you, Bob Schaeffer! 1803 01:14:23,812 --> 01:14:26,945 - You wrecked my car! You pig! - Stop it. 1804 01:14:26,947 --> 01:14:29,181 - Bob! - Look what you did! 1805 01:14:29,183 --> 01:14:30,915 Ma'am, we have to exchange information! 1806 01:14:30,917 --> 01:14:33,921 WOMAN: Fuck the police. 1807 01:14:34,923 --> 01:14:37,522 - There you go. - There we go. 1808 01:14:37,524 --> 01:14:38,893 (YELLS) (ALL GASP) 1809 01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:41,162 (ALL PANTING) 1810 01:14:46,701 --> 01:14:48,036 (GRUNTS) (KATE SCREAMS) 1811 01:14:48,803 --> 01:14:50,138 (ALL GROANING) 1812 01:14:54,308 --> 01:14:56,344 (PANTING) 1813 01:14:58,446 --> 01:14:59,448 (YELLS) 1814 01:15:00,214 --> 01:15:01,216 (GRUNTS) 1815 01:15:03,184 --> 01:15:04,316 (KATE YELLS) 1816 01:15:04,318 --> 01:15:05,453 (ALL GROAN) 1817 01:15:06,586 --> 01:15:09,187 Your family fucking sucks! 1818 01:15:09,189 --> 01:15:11,123 (GRUNTING) 1819 01:15:11,125 --> 01:15:13,060 Stupid fucking money bag! 1820 01:15:15,729 --> 01:15:17,363 (YELLS) 1821 01:15:17,365 --> 01:15:19,501 No! Not the model! 1822 01:15:20,335 --> 01:15:21,803 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1823 01:15:22,469 --> 01:15:23,970 (BOB CHUCKLES) 1824 01:15:23,972 --> 01:15:27,373 I handcuffed it to my wrist, you fucking shithead! 1825 01:15:27,375 --> 01:15:31,078 So, what are you gonna do about it now, Scott Johansen? 1826 01:15:35,249 --> 01:15:38,185 - You're not talking to Scott Johansen. - What? 1827 01:15:39,620 --> 01:15:40,718 You're talking to... 1828 01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:41,887 No. No. 1829 01:15:41,889 --> 01:15:43,890 - The Butcher. - No! 1830 01:15:43,892 --> 01:15:45,093 (BOB GASPS) 1831 01:15:46,393 --> 01:15:48,026 (GASPING) 1832 01:15:48,028 --> 01:15:49,928 I thought you were gonna cut off my arm. 1833 01:15:49,930 --> 01:15:52,265 So did I. I'm so glad I didn't do that. 1834 01:15:52,267 --> 01:15:53,501 Oh, God. 1835 01:15:56,071 --> 01:15:57,436 Oh, Chandler, God. 1836 01:15:57,438 --> 01:15:59,637 Chandler, arrest these people, please. 1837 01:15:59,639 --> 01:16:01,307 I don't think so, Bob. 1838 01:16:01,309 --> 01:16:03,374 I like them a lot more than I like you. 1839 01:16:03,376 --> 01:16:04,244 Hmm. 1840 01:16:04,246 --> 01:16:05,645 BOB: Are you kidding me? 1841 01:16:05,647 --> 01:16:07,680 - So, that's how it's gonna be? - Yeah. 1842 01:16:07,682 --> 01:16:09,615 Don't touch the fucking money. 1843 01:16:09,617 --> 01:16:10,917 (CHUCKLING) It's fine. 1844 01:16:10,919 --> 01:16:12,451 All I need is my sweet, sweet Dawn. 1845 01:16:12,453 --> 01:16:14,954 Bob, is that all cash that you stole from them? 1846 01:16:14,956 --> 01:16:16,055 KATE: Yep. 1847 01:16:16,057 --> 01:16:17,656 - Yeah, he did. - All of it. 1848 01:16:17,658 --> 01:16:18,790 - KATE: Mmm-hmm. - Come on! 1849 01:16:18,792 --> 01:16:20,491 I took that money for us, 1850 01:16:20,493 --> 01:16:22,026 for our future. 1851 01:16:22,028 --> 01:16:23,361 What future? What are you talking about? 1852 01:16:23,363 --> 01:16:25,196 I wanted you to be my First Lady. 1853 01:16:25,198 --> 01:16:27,667 DAWN: You're never gonna be president. 1854 01:16:27,669 --> 01:16:29,067 You're too short. 1855 01:16:29,069 --> 01:16:30,537 (SUCKS IN BREATH) 1856 01:16:30,539 --> 01:16:32,305 Dawn? 1857 01:16:32,307 --> 01:16:33,972 - What's going on in here? - DAWN: Joe... 1858 01:16:33,974 --> 01:16:36,074 Oh, my God, the model. 1859 01:16:36,076 --> 01:16:37,476 DAWN: And you know what, Bob? 1860 01:16:37,478 --> 01:16:39,744 I'm already somebody's First Lady. 1861 01:16:39,746 --> 01:16:42,381 - No. - JOE: I'm coming in for a kiss right now. 1862 01:16:42,383 --> 01:16:44,419 Here I come. (BOTH CHUCKLING) 1863 01:16:45,286 --> 01:16:46,451 Mmm. 1864 01:16:46,453 --> 01:16:47,555 (SMACKING) 1865 01:16:48,923 --> 01:16:50,955 Way to go, Joe. 1866 01:16:50,957 --> 01:16:53,392 - Did I get you that necklace? - What? 1867 01:16:53,394 --> 01:16:55,794 - Yep. - BOB: You know what? 1868 01:16:55,796 --> 01:16:57,329 All I do is give! 1869 01:16:57,331 --> 01:16:59,097 What about me? 1870 01:16:59,099 --> 01:17:01,366 What about Bob? 1871 01:17:01,368 --> 01:17:02,467 (ALL LAUGHING) 1872 01:17:02,469 --> 01:17:03,936 What's so funny? 1873 01:17:03,938 --> 01:17:05,937 There's a movie. What About Bob? 1874 01:17:05,939 --> 01:17:08,073 Yeah. Richard Dreyfuss, Bill Murray. 1875 01:17:08,075 --> 01:17:10,642 Am I the only one who doesn't get Bill Murray? 1876 01:17:10,644 --> 01:17:13,412 - What? - You're coming off like a real dipshit now. 1877 01:17:13,414 --> 01:17:15,012 You're being a piece of shit, Bob. 1878 01:17:15,014 --> 01:17:16,848 Don't judge me! 1879 01:17:16,850 --> 01:17:18,484 Yeah, I took the money! 1880 01:17:18,486 --> 01:17:20,351 I took the money from the Johansens 1881 01:17:20,353 --> 01:17:22,454 and I took the money from the town. 1882 01:17:22,456 --> 01:17:23,556 But I deserve it! 1883 01:17:23,558 --> 01:17:25,658 I'm so glad you said that clearly, Bob. 1884 01:17:25,660 --> 01:17:28,427 'Cause we've been recording it on all of these cameras. 1885 01:17:28,429 --> 01:17:30,329 What? What? 1886 01:17:30,331 --> 01:17:32,631 Oh, God! 1887 01:17:32,633 --> 01:17:33,966 I'm gonna go shoot Bob. 1888 01:17:33,968 --> 01:17:35,301 No, no, no. 1889 01:17:35,303 --> 01:17:37,268 - I'm gonna go arrest Bob. - KATE: That a boy! 1890 01:17:37,270 --> 01:17:38,537 Anyway, those cameras weren't turned on. 1891 01:17:38,539 --> 01:17:40,006 I just said that to freak him out. 1892 01:17:40,008 --> 01:17:41,573 - Are you kidding me? - That was badass. 1893 01:17:41,575 --> 01:17:42,641 I totally bought that! 1894 01:17:42,643 --> 01:17:44,445 SCOTT: Come on. Let's go, guys, huh? 1895 01:17:58,626 --> 01:18:00,261 - It's okay. - It's okay. 1896 01:18:01,763 --> 01:18:03,131 You got it. 1897 01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:07,135 I love you guys. 1898 01:18:10,438 --> 01:18:12,507 Thanks for getting me into college. 1899 01:18:18,645 --> 01:18:20,247 KATE: (SIGHS) You okay? 1900 01:18:22,283 --> 01:18:23,649 Yeah. 1901 01:18:23,651 --> 01:18:24,917 Yeah, you? 1902 01:18:24,919 --> 01:18:26,121 KATE: Yeah. 1903 01:18:28,156 --> 01:18:29,488 You know, I thought losing Alex 1904 01:18:29,490 --> 01:18:31,789 would feel like losing my best friend. 1905 01:18:31,791 --> 01:18:33,361 Yeah, me, too. 1906 01:18:34,961 --> 01:18:37,131 But it's not. 1907 01:18:38,566 --> 01:18:39,830 Alex is my daughter, 1908 01:18:39,832 --> 01:18:41,568 you're my best friend. 1909 01:18:44,071 --> 01:18:46,508 You're my best friend. 1910 01:18:47,575 --> 01:18:48,641 (SIGHS) 1911 01:18:48,643 --> 01:18:50,107 And you're not just my best friend, 1912 01:18:50,109 --> 01:18:51,979 you're the baddest mofo around. 1913 01:18:53,214 --> 01:18:55,417 Whom I fucking love. 1914 01:18:56,317 --> 01:18:58,153 Did you just say "whom"? 1915 01:18:59,786 --> 01:19:01,921 'Cause you're giving me a straight-up boner, girl. 1916 01:19:01,923 --> 01:19:03,990 - Grammar has always been your thing. - Yeah. 1917 01:19:03,992 --> 01:19:05,824 Math, not so much. 1918 01:19:05,826 --> 01:19:08,093 I know you. 1919 01:19:08,095 --> 01:19:10,698 I wanna feed you soup when we get old. 1920 01:19:11,965 --> 01:19:13,632 (SIGHS) 1921 01:19:13,634 --> 01:19:16,603 I really hope that I don't die before you. 1922 01:19:18,005 --> 01:19:19,271 Because I don't know 1923 01:19:19,273 --> 01:19:20,939 how you're gonna make it without me. 1924 01:19:20,941 --> 01:19:22,641 I know. 1925 01:19:22,643 --> 01:19:24,576 I think about that all the time. 1926 01:19:24,578 --> 01:19:26,078 Okay. 1927 01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:27,747 For another day. 1928 01:19:27,749 --> 01:19:29,149 Okay. 1929 01:19:44,564 --> 01:19:45,567 (SIGHS) 1930 01:19:49,136 --> 01:19:50,604 Excuse me. 1931 01:19:51,872 --> 01:19:53,606 - Excuse me? - (HORN HONKING) 1932 01:19:53,608 --> 01:19:54,874 You mind pulling up? 1933 01:19:54,876 --> 01:19:56,808 We're just having a little trouble getting out. 1934 01:19:56,810 --> 01:19:59,781 Where are you gonna go, huh? Soccer moms. 1935 01:20:02,349 --> 01:20:03,315 Hey! 1936 01:20:03,317 --> 01:20:05,453 Wrong couple to fuck with, pal. 1937 01:20:06,453 --> 01:20:07,785 (SCREAMS) 1938 01:20:07,787 --> 01:20:09,223 You're fucking crazy! 1939 01:20:10,491 --> 01:20:11,589 I'm starving. 1940 01:20:11,591 --> 01:20:13,691 Yeah, me, too. 1941 01:20:13,693 --> 01:20:16,497 God, he was scared shitless, huh? (CHUCKLES) 1942 01:20:18,131 --> 01:20:19,634 ♪ To my brothas and sistas ♪ 1943 01:20:20,934 --> 01:20:22,267 (GIRL SCREAMS) 1944 01:20:22,269 --> 01:20:23,601 ♪ Nieces and nephews ♪ 1945 01:20:23,603 --> 01:20:26,172 ♪ Salute all y'all to those I can't get to ♪ 1946 01:20:26,174 --> 01:20:28,207 ♪ To my dogs on lock down ♪ 1947 01:20:28,209 --> 01:20:30,208 ♪ Block hustlas from all around ♪ 1948 01:20:30,210 --> 01:20:31,642 ♪ I pray you make it ♪ 1949 01:20:31,644 --> 01:20:33,546 ♪ This world is yours this world is yours ♪ 1950 01:20:33,548 --> 01:20:34,747 I don't mean to freak you out, 1951 01:20:34,749 --> 01:20:36,384 but if I don't get my job back... 1952 01:20:39,554 --> 01:20:41,186 Are you jerking off a giant? 1953 01:20:41,188 --> 01:20:42,687 No. (CHUCKLES) 1954 01:20:42,689 --> 01:20:44,056 ANDREW JAY COHEN: Try it again. 1955 01:20:44,058 --> 01:20:45,790 Maybe lean over with your neck, 1956 01:20:45,792 --> 01:20:47,493 like it's just snapped. 1957 01:20:47,495 --> 01:20:48,360 Okay. 1958 01:20:48,362 --> 01:20:51,062 I will give you your raise. 1959 01:20:51,064 --> 01:20:53,765 - Okay. - If you can name one of my kids. 1960 01:20:53,767 --> 01:20:55,433 Varley. Sativa. 1961 01:20:55,435 --> 01:20:57,069 - No, no. I'm sorry. - Okay. Yeah. 1962 01:20:57,071 --> 01:20:58,270 Sataiva. 1963 01:20:58,272 --> 01:21:00,071 - Campbell. Campbell's Soup? - Campbell? 1964 01:21:00,073 --> 01:21:01,373 Khaleesi? 1965 01:21:01,375 --> 01:21:02,908 Khaleesi is not one of my kids' names. 1966 01:21:02,910 --> 01:21:04,208 - Salamander. - You just said 'em back to me... 1967 01:21:04,210 --> 01:21:06,043 Salamander? No way. 1968 01:21:06,045 --> 01:21:09,481 No earthly way is my child named Salamander. 1969 01:21:09,483 --> 01:21:10,949 Like, no fucking way? 1970 01:21:10,951 --> 01:21:12,552 Like, no fucking way. 1971 01:21:12,554 --> 01:21:14,686 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1972 01:21:14,688 --> 01:21:15,788 Let's go downstairs. 1973 01:21:15,790 --> 01:21:17,222 There's some people that the Butcher 1974 01:21:17,224 --> 01:21:18,490 needs to talk to on the floor. 1975 01:21:18,492 --> 01:21:20,225 - What are you doing? - (CREW LAUGHING) 1976 01:21:20,227 --> 01:21:22,093 (ALL LAUGHING) 1977 01:21:22,095 --> 01:21:23,427 I was gonna go here, 1978 01:21:23,429 --> 01:21:26,498 and then I realized that I crossed you. 1979 01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:28,400 You know I love y'all, right? 1980 01:21:28,402 --> 01:21:30,201 But you stress me out. 1981 01:21:30,203 --> 01:21:31,470 ANDREW JAY COHEN: And, cut! 1982 01:21:31,472 --> 01:21:33,137 All right, you motherfuckers... 1983 01:21:33,139 --> 01:21:34,341 (LAUGHING) 1984 01:21:39,214 --> 01:21:40,279 ANDREW JAY COHEN: Action! 1985 01:21:40,281 --> 01:21:42,615 What the fuck? 1986 01:21:42,617 --> 01:21:44,083 Fuck is your problem with you people? 1987 01:21:44,085 --> 01:21:45,918 FRANK: Put him out, put him out! 1988 01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:48,553 - I put it out. Fuck yourself! - (LAUGHTER) 1989 01:21:48,555 --> 01:21:50,355 Yeah, we're gonna cut your finger off. 1990 01:21:50,357 --> 01:21:51,824 We're gonna cut your dick off. 1991 01:21:51,826 --> 01:21:54,360 I'm gonna take your dick, I might lick it. 1992 01:21:54,362 --> 01:21:55,526 - Hang on. What? - In private. 1993 01:21:55,528 --> 01:21:57,596 Wait, what? What do you mean? 1994 01:21:57,598 --> 01:21:58,600 What? 1995 01:21:59,233 --> 01:22:01,436 (LAUGHTER) 1996 01:22:02,435 --> 01:22:04,503 ♪ Gotta love my people ♪ 1997 01:22:04,505 --> 01:22:07,138 ♪ Gotta feel my people ♪ 1998 01:22:07,140 --> 01:22:10,475 ♪ Love my people tonight ♪ 1999 01:22:10,477 --> 01:22:13,412 ♪ Gotta work my people ♪ 2000 01:22:13,414 --> 01:22:14,613 ♪ Feel my people ♪ 2001 01:22:14,615 --> 01:22:17,283 ♪ Gotta love my people tonight ♪ 2002 01:22:17,285 --> 01:22:19,884 ♪ Love all people Inspire growth yeah ♪ 2003 01:22:19,886 --> 01:22:21,620 ♪ Amazing, amazing ♪ 2004 01:22:21,622 --> 01:22:23,989 ♪ Amazing, I'm so amazing ♪ 2005 01:22:23,991 --> 01:22:25,193 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 2006 01:22:27,728 --> 01:22:28,860 ♪ Be free ♪ 2007 01:22:28,862 --> 01:22:30,561 ♪ Live, feel the hearts of men Just breathe ♪ 2008 01:22:30,563 --> 01:22:32,431 ♪ Speak, be heard for yours or just leave ♪ 2009 01:22:32,433 --> 01:22:33,699 ♪ Gotta break codes of silence ♪ 2010 01:22:33,701 --> 01:22:35,500 ♪ Heal more Stray from violence ♪ 2011 01:22:35,502 --> 01:22:38,037 ♪ No more police sirens We one alliance ♪ 2012 01:22:38,039 --> 01:22:39,571 ♪ Comm sense need applyin'♪ 2013 01:22:39,573 --> 01:22:42,040 ♪ Sick of all separation Rise up from hatred ♪ 2014 01:22:42,042 --> 01:22:44,176 ♪ Black white unite the nation ♪ 2015 01:22:44,178 --> 01:22:46,210 ♪ Amazing, amazing ♪ 2016 01:22:46,212 --> 01:22:48,113 ♪ Amazing, so damn amazing ♪ 2017 01:22:48,115 --> 01:22:50,214 ♪ We live for days of no crime ♪ 2018 01:22:50,216 --> 01:22:51,816 ♪ We need more scholars Deep minds ♪ 2019 01:22:51,818 --> 01:22:53,752 ♪ Less drug dealin' More leaders shinin'♪ 2020 01:22:53,754 --> 01:22:56,254 ♪ Plus more father figures less time in ♪ 2021 01:22:56,256 --> 01:22:58,257 ♪ It's so real, it's cold here ♪ 2022 01:22:58,259 --> 01:23:00,025 ♪ No fleece for comfort it's so weird ♪ 2023 01:23:00,027 --> 01:23:01,860 ♪ Let music bring back the soul yeah ♪ 2024 01:23:01,862 --> 01:23:03,527 ♪ Love all people inspire growth yeah ♪ 2025 01:23:03,529 --> 01:23:05,463 ♪ Gotta work my people ♪ 2026 01:23:05,465 --> 01:23:08,167 ♪ Gotta feel my people ♪ 2027 01:23:08,169 --> 01:23:11,570 ♪ Love my people tonight ♪ 2028 01:23:11,572 --> 01:23:13,605 ♪ Gotta work my people ♪ 2029 01:23:13,607 --> 01:23:16,208 ♪ Gotta feel my people ♪ 2030 01:23:16,210 --> 01:23:20,012 ♪ Love my people tonight ♪ 2031 01:23:20,014 --> 01:23:22,548 ♪ Peace to the soldiers abroad We salute you ♪ 2032 01:23:22,550 --> 01:23:24,583 ♪ Protect and serve all It's beautiful ♪ 2033 01:23:24,585 --> 01:23:26,083 ♪ Go hard for yours Life's sweet ♪ 2034 01:23:26,085 --> 01:23:28,154 ♪ It feels good havin' y'all across seas ♪ 2035 01:23:28,156 --> 01:23:30,422 ♪ Ride for the cause God bless the families ♪ 2036 01:23:30,424 --> 01:23:32,624 ♪ Stay safe and come home to sanity ♪ 2037 01:23:32,626 --> 01:23:34,493 ♪ Work hard, stay level Earn it ♪ 2038 01:23:34,495 --> 01:23:36,093 ♪ Blood sweat tears Inspire growth yeah ♪ 2039 01:23:36,095 --> 01:23:37,963 ♪ Gotta work my people ♪ 2040 01:23:37,965 --> 01:23:40,932 ♪ Gotta feel my people ♪ 2041 01:23:40,934 --> 01:23:42,634 ♪ Love my people tonight ♪ 2042 01:23:42,636 --> 01:23:44,468 ♪ Love all people inspire growth yeah ♪ 2043 01:23:44,470 --> 01:23:47,038 ♪ Gotta work my people ♪ 2044 01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:48,240 ♪ Feel my people ♪ 2045 01:23:48,242 --> 01:23:50,709 ♪ Gotta love my people tonight ♪ 2046 01:23:50,711 --> 01:23:52,543 ♪ Love all people inspire growth yeah ♪ 2047 01:23:52,545 --> 01:23:54,948 ♪ It's so amazing ♪ 2048 01:23:55,716 --> 01:23:57,415 ♪ Amazing ♪ 2049 01:23:57,417 --> 01:24:00,688 ♪ So ♪ 2050 01:24:01,287 --> 01:24:03,454 ♪ So amazing ♪ 2051 01:24:03,456 --> 01:24:05,359 ♪ So amazing ♪ 2052 01:24:08,127 --> 01:24:09,261 (VOCALIZING) ♪ Amazing ♪ 2053 01:24:09,263 --> 01:24:11,363 ♪ Love my people ♪ 2054 01:24:11,365 --> 01:24:12,564 ♪ Feel my people ♪ 2055 01:24:12,566 --> 01:24:14,999 ♪ Gotta love my people tonight ♪ 2056 01:24:15,001 --> 01:24:16,701 ♪ Love all people inspire growth yeah ♪ 2057 01:24:16,703 --> 01:24:19,870 ♪ Gotta work my people ♪ 2058 01:24:19,872 --> 01:24:20,972 ♪ Feel my people ♪ 2059 01:24:20,974 --> 01:24:23,476 ♪ Gotta love, gotta love ♪ 2060 01:24:23,478 --> 01:24:25,142 ♪ Love all people inspire growth yeah ♪ 2061 01:24:25,144 --> 01:24:27,079 ♪ Gotta love ♪ 2062 01:24:27,081 --> 01:24:29,247 ♪ Gotta love my people ♪ 2063 01:24:29,249 --> 01:24:33,755 ♪ It's so, it's so amazing ♪ 2064 01:24:39,993 --> 01:24:41,862 (VOCALIZING) 2065 01:24:54,707 --> 01:24:58,142 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 2066 01:24:58,144 --> 01:24:59,513 ♪ Get 'em girl♪ 2067 01:25:03,617 --> 01:25:05,449 ♪ Turn the music up a little bit ♪ 2068 01:25:05,451 --> 01:25:07,753 ♪ It gonna make you two-step ♪ 2069 01:25:07,755 --> 01:25:09,820 ♪ I got a couple moves in my blueprint ♪ 2070 01:25:09,822 --> 01:25:12,124 ♪ From love to life It's all in the music ♪ 2071 01:25:12,126 --> 01:25:13,859 ♪ Yeah, low-cuts with fades ♪ 2072 01:25:13,861 --> 01:25:16,160 ♪ Girls love the style and they rep my name ♪ 2073 01:25:16,162 --> 01:25:18,431 ♪ Haters tryin' to knock me Hit my pressure points ♪ 2074 01:25:18,433 --> 01:25:19,698 ♪ But we ain't really trippin' 'cause ♪ 2075 01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:21,568 ♪ We just came to party ♪ 2076 01:25:22,937 --> 01:25:24,439 ♪ Party ♪ 2077 01:25:25,171 --> 01:25:26,674 ♪ To party ♪ 2078 01:25:27,340 --> 01:25:28,843 ♪ To party ♪ 2079 01:25:30,477 --> 01:25:32,076 ♪ Okay, I came to party ♪ 2080 01:25:32,078 --> 01:25:34,678 ♪ Raise hell like a biker with his Harley ♪ 2081 01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:36,682 ♪ Just to get it batty Get it bobby ♪ 2082 01:25:36,684 --> 01:25:39,084 ♪ So if you don't feel the same, sorry ♪ 2083 01:25:39,086 --> 01:25:40,886 ♪ Yeah, no pressure, girl ♪ 2084 01:25:40,888 --> 01:25:43,021 ♪ Go ahead and come and show me what those hips are for ♪ 2085 01:25:43,023 --> 01:25:44,990 ♪ Move that body wild from left to right ♪ 2086 01:25:44,992 --> 01:25:46,490 ♪ But I'm sure you do this all night ♪ 2087 01:25:46,492 --> 01:25:48,562 ♪ We just came to party ♪ 2088 01:25:49,831 --> 01:25:51,366 ♪ Party ♪ 2089 01:25:52,032 --> 01:25:53,568 ♪ To party ♪ 2090 01:25:54,134 --> 01:25:55,499 ♪ Party ♪ 2091 01:25:55,501 --> 01:25:57,972 ♪ We just came to party ♪ 2092 01:25:58,505 --> 01:25:59,706 ♪ Party ♪ 2093 01:26:00,875 --> 01:26:01,876 ♪ To party ♪ 2094 01:26:03,111 --> 01:26:04,112 ♪ Party ♪ 2095 01:26:05,779 --> 01:26:08,446 ♪ 'Cause everywhere we go ♪ 2096 01:26:08,448 --> 01:26:10,615 ♪ On the street they know ♪ 2097 01:26:10,617 --> 01:26:12,750 ♪ Didn't come here to shout ♪ 2098 01:26:12,752 --> 01:26:15,889 ♪ Hey! We just came to party ♪ 2099 01:26:16,424 --> 01:26:17,625 ♪ Party ♪ 2100 01:26:18,893 --> 01:26:19,926 ♪ To party ♪ 2101 01:26:21,062 --> 01:26:22,063 ♪ Party ♪ 2102 01:26:23,598 --> 01:26:25,798 ♪ Who came to party? I came to party ♪ 2103 01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:27,932 ♪ Grab you a girl and go ahead, get naughty ♪ 2104 01:26:27,934 --> 01:26:30,201 ♪ Move to the rhythm now Rhythm guitar, B ♪ 2105 01:26:30,203 --> 01:26:32,803 ♪ Here to show you moves that the good Lord done taught me ♪ 2106 01:26:32,805 --> 01:26:34,905 ♪ Ride to him when he sing It's show time ♪ 2107 01:26:34,907 --> 01:26:37,208 ♪ Vibe to him when it bang It's show time ♪ 2108 01:26:37,210 --> 01:26:39,244 ♪ To all the ladies in the whip, it's your time ♪ 2109 01:26:39,246 --> 01:26:41,749 ♪ Chuck is gettin' you to move It's about time ♪ 2110 01:26:43,015 --> 01:26:44,549 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 2111 01:26:44,551 --> 01:26:47,218 ♪ Enough playin' around, y'all ♪ 2112 01:26:47,220 --> 01:26:50,756 ♪ The M.O.B. ready to show y'all how to move ♪ 2113 01:26:50,758 --> 01:26:52,324 ♪ But you can't be scared ♪ 2114 01:26:52,326 --> 01:26:55,092 ♪ So on the count of three, let's get wild, y'all ♪ 2115 01:26:55,094 --> 01:26:57,061 ♪ One, two... ♪ 2116 01:26:57,063 --> 01:26:59,698 ♪ One, two, three Come on, uh ♪ 2117 01:26:59,700 --> 01:27:02,267 ♪ 'Cause everywhere we go ♪ 2118 01:27:02,269 --> 01:27:04,535 ♪ On the street they know ♪ 2119 01:27:04,537 --> 01:27:06,570 ♪ Didn't come here to shout ♪ 2120 01:27:06,572 --> 01:27:09,142 ♪ 'Cause we... We just came to party ♪ 2121 01:27:10,411 --> 01:27:11,612 ♪ Party ♪ 2122 01:27:12,645 --> 01:27:13,848 ♪ To party ♪ 2123 01:27:15,049 --> 01:27:16,314 ♪ Party ♪ 2124 01:27:16,316 --> 01:27:18,152 ♪ We just came to party ♪ 2125 01:27:18,986 --> 01:27:20,086 ♪ Do a two step ♪ 2126 01:27:20,786 --> 01:27:22,088 ♪ We just came to party ♪ 2127 01:27:23,957 --> 01:27:25,490 ♪ Party ♪ 2128 01:27:25,492 --> 01:27:28,393 ♪ To party Yo, go, go, go, go ♪ 2129 01:27:28,395 --> 01:27:29,726 ♪ Party ♪ 2130 01:27:29,728 --> 01:27:31,698 ♪ We just came to party ♪ 2131 01:27:33,033 --> 01:27:34,035 ♪ Party ♪ 2132 01:27:35,102 --> 01:27:36,103 ♪ To party ♪ 2133 01:27:37,337 --> 01:27:38,703 ♪ Party 2134 01:27:38,705 --> 01:27:40,675 ♪ We just came to party ♪ 2135 01:27:42,042 --> 01:27:43,044 ♪ Party ♪ 2136 01:27:44,144 --> 01:27:45,145 ♪ Party ♪ 2137 01:27:46,347 --> 01:27:47,645 ♪ To party ♪ 2138 01:27:47,647 --> 01:27:49,684 ♪ We just came to party ♪ 2139 01:27:50,917 --> 01:27:51,919 ♪ Party ♪ 2140 01:27:53,053 --> 01:27:54,055 ♪ To party ♪ 2141 01:27:55,289 --> 01:27:56,622 ♪ Party ♪ 2142 01:27:56,624 --> 01:27:58,593 ♪ We just came to party ♪ 2143 01:28:00,298 --> 01:28:05,298 Original subtitles by explosiveskull Colored and Improved by BanglarBagh