1 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:40,600 The following is my explanation. 2 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,061 Well... 3 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:48,233 more of an account of what happened. 4 00:01:48,359 --> 00:01:51,278 I'd been on my own for a while... 5 00:01:52,363 --> 00:01:54,197 and getting kind of... 6 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:57,492 lonely and bored. 7 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:59,577 Nothing to do all day. 8 00:02:00,997 --> 00:02:03,623 And that's when I started shadowing. 9 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:05,959 "Shadowing"? 10 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:09,421 Shadowing. Following. I started to follow people. 11 00:02:09,547 --> 00:02:12,674 - Who? - Anyone at first. Um... 12 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,176 I mean, that was the whole point. Somebody at random. 13 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:17,262 Somebody who didn't know who I was. 14 00:02:18,264 --> 00:02:20,682 And then? 15 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,977 - And then... nothing. - "Nothing"? 16 00:02:24,103 --> 00:02:26,563 Nothing. I'd just see... 17 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:28,940 where they went, what they did... 18 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:32,152 and go home afterwards. 19 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,821 Why'd you do it? 20 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:37,949 Um, to see where they went. 21 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:40,076 Anyone... I mean... 22 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:44,539 How can I explain? You ever, um... 23 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:49,169 been to a football match, just let your eyes... 24 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:53,214 go over, drift across a crowd of people... 25 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:57,218 and they slowly stop and fix on one person... 26 00:02:57,345 --> 00:03:01,014 and all of a sudden that person isn't part of the crowd anymore? 27 00:03:01,182 --> 00:03:04,267 They've become an individual, just like that. 28 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:07,312 It just became irresistible. 29 00:03:07,438 --> 00:03:10,357 - So you followed women? - No, I didn't follow women. 30 00:03:10,483 --> 00:03:12,400 It wasn't a sex thing. I followed anybody. 31 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:15,236 I just wanted to see where they went and what they did. 32 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:17,906 You were playing secret agent? 33 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:19,908 No, I'm a writer. 34 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:22,077 Well, I want to be a writer, anyway. 35 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:25,997 I was gathering material for my characters. 36 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:28,041 Well, to begin with. 37 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:31,044 After a while, I spotted the dangers. 38 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:34,047 I'd become hooked. I had to start making up rules... 39 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:37,175 to just try and keep it under control. 40 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:39,803 "Never follow people for too long." 41 00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:42,472 "Don't follow women down dark alleys after dark." 42 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:45,350 You know, stuff like that. 43 00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:48,311 It was supposed to just be completely random. 44 00:03:50,106 --> 00:03:52,315 And when it stopped being random... 45 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:54,901 that's when it started to go wrong. 46 00:03:56,612 --> 00:04:00,073 When I started to follow people... 47 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:03,410 specific people, when I selected... 48 00:04:03,536 --> 00:04:06,579 a person to follow... 49 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,331 that was when the trouble started. 50 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:16,756 Other people are interesting to me. Have you never... 51 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:19,634 listened to other people's conversations on the bus... 52 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,430 or on the Tube, seen people, somebody on the street... 53 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:26,808 that looks interesting or is behaving... 54 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:30,562 slightly... oddly or something like that and wondered... 55 00:04:30,688 --> 00:04:32,564 what their lives involved, what they do... 56 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:35,442 where they come from, where they go to? 57 00:04:57,381 --> 00:05:00,592 You watch somebody's behavior, and it raises... 58 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:02,635 a hundred thousand questions... 59 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:07,182 and I wanted to ask those questions... 60 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:10,643 and I wanted to know what the answers were. 61 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:13,646 And so I'd follow people to try and find out. 62 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:18,651 The most important rule was... 63 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:22,739 that even if I found out where somebody worked or where they lived... 64 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:25,325 then you would never follow the same person twice. 65 00:05:25,451 --> 00:05:27,994 That was the most important rule. 66 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,413 That was the one that I broke first. 67 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:37,897 Yes? 68 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:40,525 - Uh, coffee, please. - Come on. It's lunch. 69 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:42,902 Uh, toasted cheese sandwich as well. 70 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,559 Mind if I join you? 71 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:20,231 Who and why? 72 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:25,737 Hi. Yeah, um, I'll have a black coffee please, and... 73 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:27,155 What's that? 74 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,949 Another coffee, black. 75 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:36,414 You're obviously not a policeman, so who are you and why are you following me? 76 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:38,499 I'm sorry. I don't know what you're talking about. 77 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:40,793 Don't piss me about. Who the fuck are you? 78 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:44,339 Oh, thank you very much. 79 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:47,133 Sugar? 80 00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:06,069 No, I wasn't... I wasn't following you. 81 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:08,488 I... I... I saw you with your bag. 82 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:10,615 I just thought you looked interesting. 83 00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:13,034 - What are you, a faggot? - No, no. 84 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,205 Okay, to tell you the truth, I thought you were this guy... 85 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:19,290 that I was at school with. 86 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:22,794 I saw you walk in here, so I followed you in just to see if it was him. 87 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,171 - But it wasn't. - Why didn't you ask me when you saw me? 88 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:28,800 'Cause I'd have been embarrassed if it wasn't the person. 89 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:31,177 Not as embarrassed as you are now. 90 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:33,596 - No, I suppose not. - What's your name? 91 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,473 Bill. 92 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:37,934 Well, Bill, what do you do? 93 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:40,895 - Actually, I'm kind of... - Between jobs right now. Yeah. 94 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,147 - Yeah. That's right. - What would you do? 95 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:45,817 - Don't know. - Oh, come on, Bill. 96 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:49,654 Don't be coy. There's some burning ambition inside you, isn't there? 97 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:51,864 There's something of the starving artist in you, no? 98 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,825 - No. No. - No? 99 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:55,535 - You're a painter. - No. - Photos. 100 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:57,620 - No. - Writer. - No. 101 00:08:57,746 --> 00:08:59,080 - Writer, eh? - No. 102 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,332 - But you write. - Not much. 103 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,501 - But sometimes. - Sometimes. Who doesn't? 104 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:05,253 Me. 105 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:14,470 - So you're a writer. - I didn't say that. 106 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,472 What makes you think I'm a writer, anyway? 107 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,891 An unemployed 20-something... 108 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:22,311 who fancies himself a writer... a real leap into the unknown. 109 00:09:22,438 --> 00:09:25,565 - Well, I'm not a writer. - But you're interested in people. 110 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,483 - Yeah. - This person. 111 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:28,651 Perhaps. 112 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,653 You haven't even asked me my name yet... 113 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:33,197 - What's your name? - or what's in my bag. 114 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,491 - What bag? - My bag. 115 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,744 The one you've been looking at all morning. 116 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,707 What's your name, and what's in your bag? 117 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,043 My name's Cobb. 118 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,255 Take a look for yourself. 119 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,554 What were you expecting? Drugs? 120 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:00,099 Why would you nick their old CDs? 121 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:03,895 Easy to grab a load. Easy to sell. Totally untraceable. 122 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:05,938 The other stuff's a bit more tricky. 123 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,943 You don't look like a burglar. 124 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,738 Sounds like a compliment. 125 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,782 Are you interested now? 126 00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:57,573 Gloves. 127 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:04,956 - People don't really do that, do they? - You'd be surprised. 128 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,679 Does that really work? 129 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,514 Wait and see. 130 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,355 Beginner's luck. 131 00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:38,531 See? Nobody home. 132 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,201 Okay, first things first. We need a bag. 133 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:43,411 A bag? 134 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,496 To carry the stuff in. Why are you whispering? 135 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:46,857 Don't you have one of your own? 136 00:11:46,858 --> 00:11:49,250 Yeah, it's a big bag with "swag" written right across it. 137 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,043 Ah, bingo. 138 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:54,213 Okay. What do you fancy? 139 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,894 - Nothing here of any value. - You don't seem that concerned. 140 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,896 - I don't do it for the money. - Why do you do it? 141 00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:13,482 For the adrenaline. And because, like you, I'm interested in people. 142 00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,484 You can tell a lot about people from their stuff. 143 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:18,237 - How old would you say these people are? - Don't know. 144 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,574 You can tell a lot from the futon, for a start. Young people have futons. 145 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:24,160 Most people wouldn't be anywhere near 40 with a futon. 146 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:26,579 And they've got one laundry bag, which means... 147 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,497 they're probably very used to each other. 148 00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:32,168 - Probably about 25, over. - They could be 20 and have been living together for years. 149 00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:35,463 Nah. No, look at the books. They're college-educated. 150 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:38,215 Probably graduated when they were 21 or 22. 151 00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:40,343 Moved in together in the last year. 152 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:43,220 You can tell more from the music. 153 00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,139 And here is the box. 154 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,892 - What box? - Everyone has a box. 155 00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:49,894 With men, it's usually a shoebox. 156 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:52,939 - Are there valuables in it? - No. More interesting, more personal. 157 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,941 Things like snapshots, letters... 158 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,652 or trinkets from a Christmas cracker. 159 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,862 See? 160 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,615 Envelope, photo... 161 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,784 little calling cards, notes. 162 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:08,079 A sort of unconscious collection. A display. 163 00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:10,915 - What do you mean, "display"? - Well, display. 164 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:14,001 Each thing tells something very intimate about the people. 165 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,295 We're very privileged to see it. It's very rare. 166 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,842 Hey, hey, hey, hey! What the... 167 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,595 What the hell'd you do that for? 168 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,263 It's like a diary. 169 00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:29,642 They hide it, but actually they want someone to see it. That's what I do. 170 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,852 Concealment, display... flip sides of the same coin. 171 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,980 This way they know that someone's seen it. 172 00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:37,191 That's what it's all about... interrupting someone's life... 173 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,777 making them see all the things they took for granted. 174 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:42,530 Like when they go back and buy all this stuff from the shelves... 175 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,615 with the insurance money, they'll have to think... 176 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,701 for the first time in a long time... 177 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:49,870 why they wanted all this stuff, what it's for. 178 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,872 You take it away... 179 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,083 and show them what they had. 180 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:02,216 Saucy, eh? Found these in the last flat. 181 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:06,053 Think I'll just give them something to chat about. 182 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:06,999 Why would you do that? 183 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,682 She'll find them in his trousers and ask him what he's been doing. 184 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:12,893 Yeah, but why would you want to fuck up their relationship? 185 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:16,480 Don't you listen? You take it away... 186 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:19,025 and show them what they had. 187 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,160 - Fancy a drink? - You've gotta be joking. 188 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,620 Oh, don't be fooled by the supermarket label. 189 00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:35,166 I seem to remember I've had this before, and it was actually quite good. 190 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:39,754 You'd have had a bit of difficulty doing this with your gloves on. 191 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:46,469 - So we actually gonna take anything? - Anything your heart desires. 192 00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:50,431 Although that's not really the point, is it? I mean, it's just work. 193 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,892 I thought the whole point of burglary was taking things. 194 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:56,562 No, this is the point... breaking in, entering someone's life... 195 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,606 finding out who they really are. 196 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,150 I mean, don't you just feel it? Standing here... 197 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:04,236 drinking their wine... people we'll never even meet. 198 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,284 Would you like a drink? I've got some wine. 199 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,496 - Holy f... - Shh! 200 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,249 You startled us! Are you from the agency, or are you viewing like us? 201 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,542 What are you doing in my flat? 202 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,295 - Didn't the agent tell you we'd be here this afternoon? - But we're not moving. 203 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,924 You must be the man of the house. Congratulations. You have a very nice home. 204 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:31,597 - But we're not moving. - Really? 205 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,682 Oh, then I should check with the agent then, love. 206 00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:35,684 Bye. 207 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:54,620 Shit. We shouldn't have come up here. We're gonna have to wait ages to get down. 208 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,455 There's a way up here. 209 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,544 Jesus Christ! Do you think they believed you? 210 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,796 Of course they didn't fucking believe me. 211 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:05,881 What the hell do you think you were doing? 212 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,676 - I caught them on the hop. We surprised them. - How do you mean? 213 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,178 That bloke wasn't her boyfriend. Why do you think he didn't say anything? 214 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,265 No, she was up to no good, and she was probably glad we weren't her boyfriend. 215 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:17,059 - You reckon? - Definitely. Why else would she be home... 216 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,853 in the middle of the afternoon? 217 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,021 No, you just can't plan for that kind of fucking shit. 218 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:24,066 We were unlucky. Don't worry about it. It won't happen again. 219 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,485 - Yeah, well, I'm not so sure. - Oh, yeah? 220 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,988 Well, next time you can do the fucking prep work. 221 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,823 - No, no, I didn't mean... - No, I mean it. 222 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,700 Take your mark, check it out... 223 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,286 for days, months, years, whatever. 224 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,622 - It'll be the next place we hit. - Yeah, all right. 225 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,666 - Tell you what. - What? 226 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,294 I feel bad about pulling the panty routine on that bloke. 227 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,921 She's gonna give him loads of shit, and she's the one fooling around. 228 00:17:19,428 --> 00:17:22,013 Why don't you get some of these, for chrissake? 229 00:17:22,139 --> 00:17:25,016 - Where did you get them? - Stole them from Middlesex Hospital. 230 00:17:25,142 --> 00:17:26,810 You can't buy them. 231 00:17:30,898 --> 00:17:32,983 Bin-fucking-go. 232 00:17:37,822 --> 00:17:40,699 Okay. You get the bag. I'll check out the stuff. 233 00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:04,389 - I got one. - Oh, that's good. 234 00:18:04,557 --> 00:18:06,892 - May not need it, though. There's fuck-all here. - Really? 235 00:18:08,144 --> 00:18:11,354 - Well, what about the telly? - It's fucking useless. 236 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:14,441 What are we, burglars or vandals? 237 00:18:14,567 --> 00:18:16,776 Well, if you're a burglar, why don't you start burgling? 238 00:18:16,903 --> 00:18:18,403 Uh, what about the tapes? 239 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,909 - Not much of a collection, and it's a bit personal. - What do you mean? 240 00:18:24,035 --> 00:18:28,121 Not the stuff you'd play to your dinner party guests to fill in gaps in conversation. 241 00:18:28,247 --> 00:18:29,260 What sort of music's that? 242 00:18:29,261 --> 00:18:31,791 I don't know. Simply Red, Fleetwood Mac, that kind of shit. 243 00:18:31,918 --> 00:18:34,044 - He's got taste. - Each to his own... 244 00:18:34,170 --> 00:18:36,880 but he's a sad fucker with no social life. 245 00:18:39,926 --> 00:18:42,552 - Ooh. Nice machine. - Maybe he's a writer. 246 00:18:42,678 --> 00:18:44,804 Nah. If he was a writer, he'd have a word processor. 247 00:18:44,931 --> 00:18:48,600 This guy wants to be a writer, and those are two totally separate things. 248 00:18:51,354 --> 00:18:54,064 - You checked this out? - Uh-huh. 249 00:18:54,190 --> 00:18:56,191 - You watched him go to work? You saw his routine? - Yeah. 250 00:18:56,317 --> 00:18:58,443 - What's his job? - He works in a bank. 251 00:18:59,487 --> 00:19:01,071 This guy's unemployed. 252 00:19:01,197 --> 00:19:03,990 - No, he's not. - Look at the desk. He's unemployed. 253 00:19:04,116 --> 00:19:06,326 People who have jobs don't have this fucking shit in their homes. 254 00:19:06,452 --> 00:19:08,370 He's either unemployed or is a student... 255 00:19:08,496 --> 00:19:11,498 which means he could be back any fucking second. What the fuck is that? 256 00:19:11,624 --> 00:19:15,126 I mean, you should recognize the dole, boy. His fucking UB40! 257 00:19:15,252 --> 00:19:18,254 You fucking asshole! You didn't check this out at all. We're going now. 258 00:19:20,049 --> 00:19:22,050 We're not gonna take anything? 259 00:19:22,176 --> 00:19:24,052 No, we're not. I don't feel like scrounging off... 260 00:19:24,178 --> 00:19:26,304 some poor dole-head fucker... no offense. 261 00:19:27,348 --> 00:19:29,307 None taken. 262 00:19:31,352 --> 00:19:32,482 Let's go to someplace I've checked out. 263 00:20:54,095 --> 00:20:55,763 Bill? 264 00:21:10,695 --> 00:21:14,114 Saucy, eh? 265 00:21:15,158 --> 00:21:17,117 You haven't found a bag yet? 266 00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:20,329 - Is this her flat? - Yeah. She's a fox. 267 00:21:20,455 --> 00:21:22,414 She's got pictures of herself everywhere. 268 00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:24,583 Yeah. She looks good. 269 00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:26,877 Look at this stuff. 270 00:21:38,014 --> 00:21:40,349 - You should take some of this stuff. - No way. 271 00:21:40,475 --> 00:21:42,476 Suit yourself. I'm gonna take some, though. 272 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,561 Look at her. She's a babe. 273 00:21:57,117 --> 00:21:58,701 Bingo. 274 00:22:42,412 --> 00:22:43,996 Why does she have so many pictures of herself? 275 00:22:44,122 --> 00:22:46,874 I think she's a model. She's certainly vain. 276 00:22:50,879 --> 00:22:52,546 Is that about it? 277 00:22:53,715 --> 00:22:56,550 Yeah, I guess that covers the useful stuff. 278 00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:02,389 Stereo's too big. 279 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:05,559 Piano definitely too big. I think... 280 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:08,395 I'll just misplace this for her. 281 00:24:07,288 --> 00:24:09,540 - What is this place? - Used to be offices. 282 00:24:09,666 --> 00:24:12,126 - How'd you get the keys? - Broke in, changed the locks. 283 00:24:12,293 --> 00:24:14,461 It's owned by one of those management places, you know? 284 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:17,631 They never come around, and if they do, they'll just think they've mixed up their keys. 285 00:24:17,757 --> 00:24:21,844 Eventually they'll break in and change the locks, but I'll be long gone by then. 286 00:24:21,970 --> 00:24:24,763 London's full of these dead spaces. 287 00:24:24,889 --> 00:24:26,807 Above restaurants or shops. Whole buildings. 288 00:24:26,933 --> 00:24:29,726 - Do we leave the stuff here? - No, that's your job. 289 00:24:29,853 --> 00:24:32,521 You hang on to it till I let you know we're ready to fence it. 290 00:24:32,647 --> 00:24:34,523 - Okay. - Unless... 291 00:24:34,649 --> 00:24:37,609 you want to try to sell it yourself and give me half of what you get. 292 00:24:37,735 --> 00:24:39,570 I wouldn't know what to do with it. 293 00:24:40,905 --> 00:24:42,823 Look, I was hard on you on that last place... 294 00:24:42,991 --> 00:24:45,742 but you've got to understand: I won't let anybody put me at risk. 295 00:24:45,869 --> 00:24:47,327 - It's dangerous enough already. - Sure. 296 00:24:48,705 --> 00:24:50,998 - An early supper, I think. - I really can't afford it. 297 00:24:51,124 --> 00:24:53,333 - It's covered. - Yeah? 298 00:24:53,459 --> 00:24:55,169 Okay. 299 00:24:59,629 --> 00:25:01,588 You're developing a taste for it. 300 00:25:01,714 --> 00:25:04,424 The violating, the voyeurism... oh, it's definitely you. 301 00:25:04,550 --> 00:25:06,635 - I think not. - I think so. 302 00:25:06,761 --> 00:25:09,929 And before long you'll have developed a taste for all the things that go with the proceeds. 303 00:25:10,056 --> 00:25:11,973 - Such as? - Well, all this. 304 00:25:13,559 --> 00:25:15,435 Do you make all your money through burglary? 305 00:25:15,561 --> 00:25:17,228 No, not all of it. 306 00:25:17,355 --> 00:25:20,482 - In fact, you're gonna pay for this. - I told you: I can't afford to. 307 00:25:20,608 --> 00:25:23,902 Don't worry. It won't really be you. It'll be D. Lloyd that pays for this. 308 00:25:24,028 --> 00:25:26,488 I thought I'd give you the pleasure of pretending to pay. 309 00:25:26,656 --> 00:25:29,366 - What am I supposed to do with this? - Sign it. 310 00:25:29,492 --> 00:25:31,117 - "Sign it"? - Sign it. 311 00:25:31,243 --> 00:25:34,454 In your own handwriting. Then you can do anything you want with it. 312 00:25:34,580 --> 00:25:36,373 "D. Lloyd." 313 00:25:52,139 --> 00:25:54,057 Don't you ever worry about being caught? 314 00:25:54,183 --> 00:25:57,352 Why else would I do it? Besides, I'm not gonna get caught. 315 00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:00,855 - What, you've thought it all through? - I've thought it all through. 316 00:26:03,275 --> 00:26:05,860 This is only the tip of the iceberg. 317 00:26:06,028 --> 00:26:07,987 I will do things that you don't even believe. 318 00:26:08,114 --> 00:26:10,240 - Such as... - Example: 319 00:26:10,366 --> 00:26:12,450 Sometimes when I'm watching a flat, I'll see that the owners... 320 00:26:12,576 --> 00:26:14,494 are about to go on holiday. 321 00:26:14,620 --> 00:26:17,872 I'll wait till they're gone, then move in for a week or two. 322 00:26:17,998 --> 00:26:19,165 You've got to be joking. 323 00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:21,292 No. Happens a lot more than you'd believe. 324 00:26:21,419 --> 00:26:23,002 How do you know when they're gonna be back? 325 00:26:23,129 --> 00:26:25,004 It's almost always marked on the kitchen calendar. 326 00:26:25,131 --> 00:26:27,048 Christ. 327 00:26:31,137 --> 00:26:32,887 Jesus fucking Christ! 328 00:26:33,013 --> 00:26:34,723 - What's wrong? - The woman... from the first flat. 329 00:26:34,849 --> 00:26:37,183 - The one we broke into. She just walked in. - Are you sure? 330 00:26:37,309 --> 00:26:39,310 - Yes, I am fucking sure. - Is she with the same bloke? 331 00:26:39,437 --> 00:26:40,729 - No. - It's all right, then. 332 00:26:40,855 --> 00:26:43,273 - What if she sees us? - She's with her partner. She can't do anything. 333 00:26:43,399 --> 00:26:45,525 I think that's one hell of a chance to take. 334 00:26:45,651 --> 00:26:48,319 What's she gonna say? We stole half a bottle of indifferent red wine? Calm down. 335 00:26:48,446 --> 00:26:51,072 - Do you mind if we skip dessert? - Yes, I fucking mind. 336 00:26:51,198 --> 00:26:53,533 - She's coming this way. - She's going to the loo. 337 00:26:53,659 --> 00:26:55,410 - She saw me. - Oh, yeah? 338 00:26:55,536 --> 00:26:58,329 She saw me. She recognizes us. I think we should leave. 339 00:26:58,456 --> 00:27:00,039 Okay. 340 00:27:01,125 --> 00:27:03,543 We'll leave. Not that we've got anything to worry about... 341 00:27:03,669 --> 00:27:06,588 except for you making a fucking twat out of yourself. 342 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:13,178 I really hate it when I don't get to finish a good meal with a cup of coffee. 343 00:27:13,304 --> 00:27:15,263 - Yeah, but... - Don't fucking say it. 344 00:27:15,389 --> 00:27:17,390 She got a second look at me. She recognized me. 345 00:27:17,516 --> 00:27:19,309 That sort of thing makes me nervous. 346 00:27:19,435 --> 00:27:21,728 If you're so worried about your appearance, why don't you change it? 347 00:27:21,854 --> 00:27:23,730 You know, new haircut, new set of clothes. 348 00:27:23,856 --> 00:27:26,816 Your mother won't recognize you. Just because you break into people's homes... 349 00:27:26,942 --> 00:27:29,778 doesn't mean you have to look like a fucking burglar. 350 00:30:09,772 --> 00:30:12,023 "Everybody has a box." 351 00:31:16,672 --> 00:31:18,715 - Yeah? - Hello. It's Bill. 352 00:31:18,841 --> 00:31:20,717 Oh, hello, Bill. What can I do for you? 353 00:31:20,843 --> 00:31:23,011 Not much. It's about the stuff. 354 00:31:23,178 --> 00:31:25,596 What about the stuff? 355 00:31:25,723 --> 00:31:29,267 I've, uh, met this guy. Said he would fence most of it. 356 00:31:29,393 --> 00:31:31,853 I thought I'd have a go myself, like you said. 357 00:31:33,564 --> 00:31:35,690 I don't reckon I'll get as much as you could... 358 00:31:35,816 --> 00:31:39,819 but, um, you'll have half of whatever I get. 359 00:31:39,945 --> 00:31:41,404 How does that sound? 360 00:31:41,530 --> 00:31:43,406 Well, that sounds fine. Anything else? 361 00:31:43,532 --> 00:31:45,533 - Yeah, I took your advice. - What advice? 362 00:31:45,701 --> 00:31:48,453 About changing my appearance. Got my hair cut. I'm all dressed up. 363 00:31:48,579 --> 00:31:50,204 With no place to go. 364 00:31:50,330 --> 00:31:52,665 God, Bill, I wasn't being entirely serious about that, you know? 365 00:31:52,791 --> 00:31:54,834 Yeah. 366 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,378 I just feel better this way. 367 00:31:57,504 --> 00:31:58,880 - Safer, huh? - Safer. 368 00:31:59,048 --> 00:32:01,215 I'll give you a ring when I get the money. 369 00:32:01,383 --> 00:32:03,051 Right. 370 00:32:06,555 --> 00:32:09,057 What was all that about? 371 00:32:09,183 --> 00:32:11,059 You. 372 00:32:11,185 --> 00:32:14,520 Your stuff, anyway. He's gonna deal with it himself. 373 00:32:14,646 --> 00:32:16,606 Meaning? 374 00:32:16,732 --> 00:32:18,900 Meaning he took the bait, and he's hooked. 375 00:32:19,068 --> 00:32:22,737 He's gonna hang on to the stuff, pretend to sell it, give me some money. 376 00:32:22,905 --> 00:32:25,281 You may even get most of it back, if you're lucky. 377 00:32:25,407 --> 00:32:28,034 God, it's perfect. The photos worked. 378 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,787 I even got him to cut his hair and change his clothes. 379 00:32:30,913 --> 00:32:34,457 So does that mean you'll tell me where you hid my earring? 380 00:32:34,583 --> 00:32:35,917 No. 381 00:32:36,085 --> 00:32:38,044 And I wouldn't wait for your panties either. 382 00:32:38,170 --> 00:32:40,046 He's too embarrassed to give those back to you. 383 00:32:40,172 --> 00:32:42,423 Shit. And did you have to break my window? 384 00:32:42,591 --> 00:32:44,675 Couldn't you have found a key or something? 385 00:32:44,802 --> 00:32:47,011 No, that would've been three spare keys in a row. 386 00:32:47,137 --> 00:32:49,639 Even Bill's not going to fall for that. 387 00:32:49,765 --> 00:32:52,433 God, it was so embarrassing when we went to his place. 388 00:32:52,601 --> 00:32:55,436 Right under the mat, just like I told him. It's totally pathetic. 389 00:32:55,604 --> 00:32:57,522 It was a new mat as well, and I seriously think... 390 00:32:57,648 --> 00:33:00,066 he bought this mat just so he could put the key under it. 391 00:33:45,245 --> 00:33:46,945 A beer, please. 392 00:34:08,259 --> 00:34:10,885 - Buy you a drink? - Yeah. 393 00:34:11,053 --> 00:34:13,930 - But you can't sleep with me. - Why is that? 394 00:34:14,056 --> 00:34:16,099 'Cause I'm with the guy over there. 395 00:34:16,225 --> 00:34:19,352 Not that bald one. 396 00:34:19,478 --> 00:34:22,647 He'll let you buy me a drink, but sex is completely out of the question. 397 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,402 - Still want to buy me that drink? - No. 398 00:34:34,034 --> 00:34:36,369 - So what's a nice girl like you... - Doing in a place like this. 399 00:34:36,495 --> 00:34:37,954 doing with a bald old cunt like that? 400 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,707 It's a long story. And keep your voice down, 'cause he does own this place. 401 00:34:40,833 --> 00:34:42,584 I was trying to get your attention. 402 00:34:46,922 --> 00:34:49,758 My name's Daniel Lloyd. My friends call me Danny. 403 00:34:49,884 --> 00:34:51,718 So? 404 00:34:54,430 --> 00:34:56,681 So you've obviously had a bad day... 405 00:34:56,807 --> 00:34:59,768 the kind that makes you feel like everybody's out for their pound of flesh. 406 00:35:01,562 --> 00:35:03,772 Yeah. 407 00:35:03,898 --> 00:35:06,775 I've been having quite a lot of days like that. 408 00:35:10,446 --> 00:35:13,782 - Say something to me. - Like what? 409 00:35:16,243 --> 00:35:18,495 I'll see you outside in ten minutes. 410 00:35:44,647 --> 00:35:47,982 - Oh, I'm sorry. It just... - Just came apart in your hands. 411 00:35:48,108 --> 00:35:50,944 - It did, actually. - Yeah, I know. It was broken already. 412 00:35:51,070 --> 00:35:52,779 It's all right. Somebody dropped it. 413 00:35:52,905 --> 00:35:55,448 I've been meaning to fix it... 414 00:35:55,574 --> 00:35:58,159 but, uh... 415 00:35:58,285 --> 00:36:00,703 I'll probably never get around to it. 416 00:36:00,830 --> 00:36:03,498 So take a seat. Make yourself at home. 417 00:36:07,336 --> 00:36:10,547 - So about you and this bald guy, then. - What about him? 418 00:36:10,673 --> 00:36:13,508 - Going out with him? - Not exactly. 419 00:36:13,676 --> 00:36:16,344 But you and him have something going. 420 00:36:16,512 --> 00:36:19,472 We used to go out with each other, but that's been over for a long time. 421 00:36:19,598 --> 00:36:21,474 So why did you tell me you were with him? 422 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,185 To get rid of you. 423 00:36:24,353 --> 00:36:28,273 So why, when you agreed to have a drink with me, did we have to come here? 424 00:36:28,399 --> 00:36:30,900 He still gets jealous, and, uh... 425 00:36:31,026 --> 00:36:33,152 - I didn't feel like going back to my place. - Why not? 426 00:36:33,279 --> 00:36:35,446 I got burgled yesterday. 427 00:36:37,116 --> 00:36:39,868 What's it feel like, being broken into? 428 00:36:39,994 --> 00:36:41,870 Most people ask, "What did they take?" 429 00:36:41,996 --> 00:36:44,163 I'm curious about the way people feel. 430 00:36:45,207 --> 00:36:47,709 I'm a writer. 431 00:36:47,835 --> 00:36:50,044 Gosh. 432 00:36:50,212 --> 00:36:51,754 - So? - So? 433 00:36:51,881 --> 00:36:55,174 - So how'd it feel? - Great. 434 00:36:55,301 --> 00:36:57,051 Sorry. 435 00:36:58,387 --> 00:37:00,388 So this bald guy... he's dangerous, is he? 436 00:37:00,514 --> 00:37:03,224 - Christ, you are a nosy bastard. - Dangerous like how? 437 00:37:03,350 --> 00:37:06,227 Dangerous like criminal-type dangerous. 438 00:37:06,395 --> 00:37:08,730 Dangerous like "involved in bad things" type dangerous. 439 00:37:08,856 --> 00:37:10,773 - What sort of bad things? - The usual. 440 00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:13,985 - Girls, drugs, magazines. - Magazines? 441 00:37:14,111 --> 00:37:16,738 And films. Pornography. And he owns a couple of clubs. 442 00:37:16,864 --> 00:37:20,199 - Wealthy type? - Yes. 443 00:37:20,326 --> 00:37:22,493 And refined. 444 00:37:22,620 --> 00:37:26,414 Took me a long time to realize the kind of things he was capable of. 445 00:37:26,582 --> 00:37:29,083 And what sort of things are they? 446 00:37:30,419 --> 00:37:32,754 Perhaps another time. 447 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,423 I really think I should be going. 448 00:38:05,789 --> 00:38:08,708 Hi. Make yourself at home. I'll be down in just a minute. 449 00:39:05,515 --> 00:39:07,767 - Nice place. - Thanks. 450 00:39:07,935 --> 00:39:10,102 Feel a bit funny about it, you know, since... 451 00:39:10,228 --> 00:39:12,688 someone's been going through my stuff. It's sort of creepy. 452 00:39:12,814 --> 00:39:14,273 What'd they take? 453 00:39:14,399 --> 00:39:17,443 Books, my camera, CDs. 454 00:39:17,569 --> 00:39:20,738 They even took a bag from my cupboard to take it away in. 455 00:39:20,864 --> 00:39:23,950 - Apparently that's pretty standard. - Must be terrible, losing all that stuff. 456 00:39:24,117 --> 00:39:27,536 Insurance will cover most of it. It's personal stuff that's worse. 457 00:39:27,663 --> 00:39:29,413 "Personal stuff"? Like what? 458 00:39:29,539 --> 00:39:32,124 They, um, rifled through my underwear. 459 00:39:32,250 --> 00:39:34,543 Shit. Why would they do that? 460 00:39:34,670 --> 00:39:38,422 Come on. You know the kind of kinky, voyeuristic shit men get into. 461 00:39:38,548 --> 00:39:41,175 No, I'm sorry. I'm not into any of that. 462 00:39:42,761 --> 00:39:45,805 One other thing they did was they took one of my earrings. 463 00:39:45,973 --> 00:39:48,683 The didn't take the pair, they just took one, just to really fuck me off. 464 00:39:48,809 --> 00:39:51,102 You probably misplaced the other one or something. 465 00:39:51,228 --> 00:39:54,021 Oh, no. I mean, I had them on my dresser. 466 00:39:54,147 --> 00:39:56,148 I came back, and there was just one. 467 00:39:56,274 --> 00:39:59,485 - So you just wear the other one now. - Gives me something to talk about. 468 00:40:00,779 --> 00:40:03,155 I'll, uh... I'll go and get some clothes on. 469 00:41:09,684 --> 00:41:12,269 Authentic, I don't know, but I like it. 470 00:41:12,395 --> 00:41:14,855 So you keep on coming in here? 471 00:41:14,981 --> 00:41:16,690 - I know. I like it, but... - Why, I don't know. 472 00:41:16,816 --> 00:41:19,234 No, I do know why. 473 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,236 - Why? - Well, because there's no windows... 474 00:41:21,362 --> 00:41:24,531 and because it's dark, and nobody can see you in the alcoves... 475 00:41:24,657 --> 00:41:27,951 and so perhaps the bald guy wouldn't come past. 476 00:41:28,077 --> 00:41:30,620 - Maybe. - Maybe. Maybe this is where you bring 477 00:41:30,746 --> 00:41:34,124 all the guys you go out with, because you know that he's... 478 00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:36,710 not just gonna be walking by, popping in. 479 00:41:38,796 --> 00:41:41,089 - Maybe. - Maybe, yeah. 480 00:41:41,215 --> 00:41:43,592 I thought it was over between you two. 481 00:41:43,718 --> 00:41:46,094 It is. 482 00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:49,306 So how come you still go to basement bars, then... 483 00:41:49,432 --> 00:41:51,308 so that you can't be seen by him? 484 00:41:51,434 --> 00:41:54,686 - Because, as I've told you before... - Because you're afraid of him, 'cause he's... 485 00:41:54,812 --> 00:41:56,605 - Because he's dangerous. - Dangerous. 486 00:41:56,731 --> 00:41:59,733 Dangerous... How-How dangerous? You keep on saying he's dangerous. 487 00:41:59,859 --> 00:42:02,110 You never explain to me... 488 00:42:02,236 --> 00:42:04,279 why you're so afraid of him. 489 00:42:04,405 --> 00:42:06,615 Okay. 490 00:42:06,741 --> 00:42:08,617 He came around to my flat... 491 00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:11,995 with a couple of his associates... 492 00:42:12,163 --> 00:42:15,957 and... I didn't really know what all this was about... 493 00:42:16,083 --> 00:42:19,002 until this other guy arrived... 494 00:42:19,170 --> 00:42:21,421 who apparently owed them some money. 495 00:42:21,547 --> 00:42:23,924 They didn't like this very much, so they got a hammer. 496 00:42:25,801 --> 00:42:29,304 They held him down, and they smashed every single one of his fingers. 497 00:42:35,728 --> 00:42:38,772 And then they smashed his skull. 498 00:42:40,608 --> 00:42:43,693 Someone get me a tea towel or something. 499 00:42:48,991 --> 00:42:50,992 You're joking with me. 500 00:42:51,118 --> 00:42:52,619 No. 501 00:42:55,665 --> 00:42:57,916 - You're not joking with me. - Uh-uh. 502 00:43:01,254 --> 00:43:04,297 This is why you don't go out with him anymore. 503 00:43:04,423 --> 00:43:08,176 No. No, no. That's because he made a mess on my carpet. 504 00:43:09,470 --> 00:43:12,013 That's not funny. 505 00:43:12,139 --> 00:43:13,807 I know. 506 00:43:21,232 --> 00:43:24,276 How on earth did you get to fall in with somebody like this? 507 00:43:24,402 --> 00:43:25,690 Let's just change the subject, all right? 508 00:43:25,691 --> 00:43:28,113 He's not the sort of bloke I'd have thought you'd normally associate with. 509 00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:30,699 - Come on. - What were you doing? Were you... 510 00:43:30,825 --> 00:43:33,076 "working" for him at the time? 511 00:43:37,039 --> 00:43:40,584 That is none of your business. 512 00:43:40,710 --> 00:43:44,129 I think you better find someone else to start telling you little stories. 513 00:43:44,255 --> 00:43:46,214 Oh, come on. I was just joking. 514 00:44:10,633 --> 00:44:12,175 Fuck off. 515 00:44:12,302 --> 00:44:14,011 How did you know it was me? 516 00:44:14,137 --> 00:44:17,306 That could've been your mother you just told to fuck off. 517 00:44:17,432 --> 00:44:19,099 I meant it. 518 00:44:19,225 --> 00:44:22,603 Oh, come on. Let me in. I've come to apologize. 519 00:44:38,202 --> 00:44:40,954 - So apologize. - I haven't been entirely honest with you. 520 00:44:42,290 --> 00:44:44,958 I'm doing a piece about burglaries. 521 00:44:45,084 --> 00:44:46,627 What? 522 00:44:48,588 --> 00:44:51,423 I'm writing about burglaries, about a friend of mine... 523 00:44:51,549 --> 00:44:53,592 who breaks into people's houses. 524 00:44:53,718 --> 00:44:57,304 That's why I asked you so many questions about your break-in. 525 00:44:57,430 --> 00:45:00,307 I didn't tell you at the time 'cause I didn't want to upset you too much. 526 00:45:00,433 --> 00:45:03,685 He's been breaking in, and I've been... I haven't stolen anything. 527 00:45:03,811 --> 00:45:08,106 I just go along and... see what happens. 528 00:45:08,232 --> 00:45:10,567 Is that it? 529 00:45:11,819 --> 00:45:13,111 Yes. 530 00:45:13,237 --> 00:45:15,155 What's that got to do with anything? 531 00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:19,117 Now I've been honest with you. I want you to return the favor. 532 00:45:19,243 --> 00:45:22,371 - I have been honest with you. - You're still seeing the bald guy. 533 00:45:22,497 --> 00:45:24,998 I was early the other day, and I saw him leave. 534 00:45:25,166 --> 00:45:28,043 - You said it was over. - It is. 535 00:45:28,169 --> 00:45:30,962 Then why are you still seeing him? 536 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,591 He's blackmailing me. 537 00:45:35,968 --> 00:45:38,970 - He's rich. Why on earth would he... - I didn't say anything about money. 538 00:45:39,097 --> 00:45:41,973 - What's he blackmailing you with? - Photos. 539 00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:43,475 Of? 540 00:45:43,601 --> 00:45:45,519 Of me. 541 00:45:45,645 --> 00:45:48,336 Don't ask me anything else. I'm not feeding your seedy little fantasies. 542 00:45:48,337 --> 00:45:49,773 You've got me all wrong, you know. 543 00:45:49,899 --> 00:45:51,692 - Have I? - Yes. 544 00:45:52,777 --> 00:45:55,821 - Where are these pictures? - In his office. Why? 545 00:45:55,947 --> 00:45:58,907 - I could take them. - How? 546 00:45:59,033 --> 00:46:01,827 I could break in. Me and this guy could do it. 547 00:46:01,953 --> 00:46:04,579 There's got to be some valuable stuff in his office, right? 548 00:46:04,706 --> 00:46:07,916 - He sometimes keeps some money in his safe. - We can't get into his safe. 549 00:46:08,042 --> 00:46:10,377 - That's where the photos are. - What? 550 00:46:10,545 --> 00:46:13,380 They're in an envelope... the negatives and some of the prints. 551 00:46:13,506 --> 00:46:16,508 - We can't do that. - I know the combination. 552 00:46:16,634 --> 00:46:18,176 How? 553 00:46:18,302 --> 00:46:19,886 I've seen him open it loads of times. 554 00:46:20,054 --> 00:46:22,013 I thought I might be able to lift them myself. 555 00:46:23,641 --> 00:46:25,559 That's what we'll do, then. 556 00:46:32,108 --> 00:46:34,568 No one in their right minds would steal from him. 557 00:46:34,736 --> 00:46:37,696 If we don't get caught, it's not gonna matter who it was we stole from... 558 00:46:37,822 --> 00:46:39,906 and we're not going to get caught. 559 00:46:43,578 --> 00:46:45,495 If you get them, you won't look at the photos... 560 00:46:45,621 --> 00:46:47,581 and you won't even look in the envelope. 561 00:46:47,707 --> 00:46:50,625 - Of course not. - I've got your word on that? 562 00:46:50,752 --> 00:46:52,753 You have my word. 563 00:47:14,275 --> 00:47:17,235 - You're late. - Sorry. 564 00:47:17,361 --> 00:47:19,780 I thought you said you were gonna fence it yourself. 565 00:47:19,906 --> 00:47:21,865 I got rid of most of it. 566 00:47:36,214 --> 00:47:38,298 It'll take me a couple days to get rid of all this. 567 00:47:38,424 --> 00:47:40,342 That's what I thought. 568 00:47:45,097 --> 00:47:47,015 Is there something else on your mind? 569 00:47:47,141 --> 00:47:49,643 Yeah. I want to hit a place. 570 00:47:49,811 --> 00:47:51,728 I've been scouting out a couple places. 571 00:47:51,854 --> 00:47:54,689 - A particular place. For some photos. - "Photos"? 572 00:47:54,816 --> 00:47:57,067 Yeah, for a friend. 573 00:47:57,193 --> 00:48:01,029 - What's the place? - The photos are in a safe, but I've got the combination. 574 00:48:01,155 --> 00:48:03,532 Well, if it's for a friend, where's the money in it? 575 00:48:03,658 --> 00:48:06,535 Money's in the safe... probably. 576 00:48:06,661 --> 00:48:09,788 "Probably." Whose office? 577 00:48:09,914 --> 00:48:12,749 - A club owner. Pornographer type. - Heavy? 578 00:48:12,875 --> 00:48:14,584 Yeah, looks like it. 579 00:48:21,133 --> 00:48:23,051 What the fuck's going on? 580 00:48:25,346 --> 00:48:28,473 - I'm seeing someone. - Who? 581 00:48:28,599 --> 00:48:32,185 - The owner of that bag. - What? 582 00:48:32,311 --> 00:48:35,230 The woman whose house we hit, the one with the pictures of herself. 583 00:48:35,356 --> 00:48:37,399 Tell me you're fucking joking. 584 00:48:37,525 --> 00:48:39,025 No. 585 00:48:40,653 --> 00:48:43,321 I thought she looked interesting, I followed her... 586 00:48:43,447 --> 00:48:47,450 - we had a drink, and... now we're involved. - Have you slept with her? 587 00:48:47,577 --> 00:48:51,454 Yeah. We're gettin' on really well. 588 00:48:51,581 --> 00:48:54,875 I wanted to give some of her stuff back to her, but I thought that would mean... 589 00:48:55,001 --> 00:48:56,626 You thought that would mean telling her that you fucking robbed her! 590 00:48:56,752 --> 00:48:59,880 How shrewd! I mean, how fucking prudent of you not to tell her that! 591 00:49:01,215 --> 00:49:03,133 That's a nice haircut, though. 592 00:49:03,259 --> 00:49:04,843 Nice suit as well. 593 00:49:04,969 --> 00:49:06,720 - Pity about the bloodstains on it. - What blood... 594 00:49:39,962 --> 00:49:42,464 You're on your own now. 595 00:49:42,590 --> 00:49:45,258 Here. Here's a present for you... 596 00:49:45,384 --> 00:49:48,678 to get you started on your new solo career. 597 00:51:02,086 --> 00:51:04,504 - Did you have to beat him? - Did you have to sleep with him? 598 00:51:04,630 --> 00:51:06,881 - You told me to. - I said you should if you had to... 599 00:51:07,008 --> 00:51:09,426 but that's not really the same as telling you to. 600 00:51:12,805 --> 00:51:15,390 - Did you enjoy it? - Did you enjoy beating him up? 601 00:51:15,516 --> 00:51:18,018 Of course. 602 00:51:21,272 --> 00:51:24,482 Look, I'm in deep shit. This is going to work. 603 00:51:24,608 --> 00:51:26,484 Do they really think you're involved? 604 00:51:26,610 --> 00:51:28,528 They've already had me in for questioning, haven't they? 605 00:51:28,654 --> 00:51:32,115 It's not gonna be long before they find the guy who saw me leave and pull me in. 606 00:51:32,241 --> 00:51:34,075 - Did he get a good look at you? - No. 607 00:51:34,201 --> 00:51:36,161 Which is why I think this is gonna work. 608 00:51:36,287 --> 00:51:38,371 All we need is someone of roughly the same appearance... 609 00:51:38,497 --> 00:51:41,249 roughly the same way of working, and we should be fine. 610 00:51:41,375 --> 00:51:43,710 Just tell them what really happened, that you found her like that. 611 00:51:43,836 --> 00:51:45,879 No, you wouldn't say that if you saw what I saw. 612 00:51:46,005 --> 00:51:47,922 No, I mean, this is horrible. 613 00:51:48,049 --> 00:51:50,800 There's blood everywhere. 614 00:51:50,926 --> 00:51:54,054 I mean, her head has been beaten. She doesn't even look human anymore. 615 00:51:54,221 --> 00:51:56,222 I mean, I'd been there a while. 616 00:51:56,348 --> 00:51:59,559 I may have left traces, prints, forensic shit. I don't know. 617 00:51:59,685 --> 00:52:02,812 The point is, the body's fresh. It hasn't been dead long. 618 00:52:02,938 --> 00:52:05,690 Any witness might put me there close enough to the time of death. 619 00:52:05,816 --> 00:52:07,859 You just said the witness didn't get a good look at you. 620 00:52:07,985 --> 00:52:09,861 No, but that's not the point, is it? 621 00:52:09,987 --> 00:52:12,238 A crime that brutal... an old lady beaten to death. 622 00:52:12,406 --> 00:52:15,325 If they even think it's me, they're gonna try and pin it on me, aren't they? 623 00:52:15,451 --> 00:52:18,119 No, we've got to have someone else. I've even told them there's someone else. 624 00:52:18,245 --> 00:52:21,664 - And if he's got an alibi? - Well, he's a loner. 625 00:52:21,791 --> 00:52:23,333 He's perfect. 626 00:52:23,459 --> 00:52:25,960 Even strangers that have seen him before aren't gonna recognize him... 627 00:52:26,087 --> 00:52:28,421 because he's had his hair cut. 628 00:52:28,547 --> 00:52:30,590 No, he's our man. 629 00:52:43,903 --> 00:52:45,380 Yeah? 630 00:52:45,506 --> 00:52:48,842 - It's me... Bill. - What the fuck do you want? 631 00:52:48,968 --> 00:52:51,845 - Advice. - On what? 632 00:52:52,012 --> 00:52:54,931 - On a job. - What fucking job? 633 00:52:55,057 --> 00:52:58,476 - The job that I told you about. - Not interested. 634 00:52:58,602 --> 00:53:01,521 Yeah, I know that. I'm gonna do it myself. 635 00:53:01,689 --> 00:53:03,815 Wanna know something about protection. 636 00:53:03,941 --> 00:53:06,067 - "Protection"? - Yeah. You know... 637 00:53:06,193 --> 00:53:09,153 self-defense, weapons, stuff like that. 638 00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,532 Surprisingly enough, I thought you might be able to give me some advice. 639 00:53:14,660 --> 00:53:17,412 Steel whip. Nunchucks, they're all right. 640 00:53:17,538 --> 00:53:20,248 Tools are good... sharpened screwdriver, hammer, chisel... 641 00:53:20,374 --> 00:53:23,334 - "Hammer"? - Yeah. Medium size. Good rubber grip. 642 00:53:23,460 --> 00:53:26,963 It's very nasty. If you get a claw hammer, you can pry doors with it. 643 00:53:27,089 --> 00:53:29,674 Slip it into the back of your waistband, you're set. 644 00:53:31,552 --> 00:53:33,887 You still there? 645 00:57:00,048 --> 00:57:02,550 Oh, Jesus fucking Christ! 646 00:57:02,676 --> 00:57:05,428 Think, think, think, think, think, think. 647 00:59:52,241 --> 00:59:53,282 I've got it. 648 00:59:53,408 --> 00:59:57,078 I've got to drop off the fucking money first. 649 00:59:58,413 --> 01:00:00,706 Money. Bundles of fucking money. 650 01:00:02,334 --> 01:00:04,085 Ow! 651 01:00:04,211 --> 01:00:06,087 Nothing. Nothing. 652 01:00:09,133 --> 01:00:11,259 "Okay"? 653 01:00:11,385 --> 01:00:12,927 "Okay"? 654 01:00:15,139 --> 01:00:18,141 I'll... I'll be around soon. 655 01:01:02,519 --> 01:01:04,395 You promised me you wouldn't open the envelope. 656 01:01:04,521 --> 01:01:05,980 It wasn't sealed. They fell out. 657 01:01:06,106 --> 01:01:09,192 - "They fell out." - So are you gonna explain? 658 01:01:09,318 --> 01:01:13,196 I mean, what was it? Was it all just bullshit to get hold of the money? 659 01:01:13,363 --> 01:01:15,156 There isn't usually any in there. 660 01:01:15,282 --> 01:01:17,033 Well, what, then? 661 01:01:21,455 --> 01:01:23,539 It was for a friend. 662 01:01:23,665 --> 01:01:26,209 The police think he did something, and he didn't... 663 01:01:26,376 --> 01:01:30,171 so he needs a decoy, another likely suspect. 664 01:01:30,297 --> 01:01:34,217 Someone caught robbing a place using the same way he does it, his methods. 665 01:01:34,343 --> 01:01:36,052 "His methods"? 666 01:01:37,554 --> 01:01:39,138 Who is the friend? 667 01:01:40,933 --> 01:01:42,183 Cobb. 668 01:01:42,309 --> 01:01:45,228 Broke into a place a couple of weeks ago. 669 01:01:45,354 --> 01:01:47,521 He found an old lady bashed to death. 670 01:01:47,648 --> 01:01:50,149 He ran off. Someone saw him. 671 01:01:50,275 --> 01:01:53,361 Couple of days later, the police called him in for questioning. They think he killed her. 672 01:01:53,487 --> 01:01:55,696 He probably did. 673 01:01:55,822 --> 01:01:58,074 No, he's a thief. He's not a murderer. 674 01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:00,785 So he told them that they'd got him confused... 675 01:02:00,911 --> 01:02:03,955 with another burglar he knew, one who used the same MO. 676 01:02:04,081 --> 01:02:06,457 Why me? 677 01:02:06,583 --> 01:02:09,502 You set yourself up for it. 678 01:02:09,628 --> 01:02:13,631 Cobb noticed you following him days before he actually approached you. 679 01:02:13,757 --> 01:02:15,716 Well, initially he thought you were police... 680 01:02:15,842 --> 01:02:18,094 - and then he followed you. - He followed me? 681 01:02:20,097 --> 01:02:22,556 He followed you and realized you were just... 682 01:02:22,683 --> 01:02:25,268 this sad little fucker waiting to be used. 683 01:02:25,394 --> 01:02:28,145 So you and Cobb just went for it. 684 01:02:28,272 --> 01:02:31,107 How could you do this to me? 685 01:02:31,275 --> 01:02:33,401 To anybody? 686 01:02:33,527 --> 01:02:36,529 It's not that serious. 687 01:02:36,655 --> 01:02:39,156 You've got the money. You didn't kill the old lady. 688 01:02:39,283 --> 01:02:42,493 You're just there to plant doubt in the minds of the police. 689 01:02:42,619 --> 01:02:44,787 They'll never charge you. 690 01:02:44,955 --> 01:02:47,123 You were supposed to get caught tonight breaking in. 691 01:02:47,291 --> 01:02:50,418 They'd pull you in, ask you about the old lady, and you wouldn't know anything. 692 01:02:50,544 --> 01:02:53,087 They could still have charged me for breaking and entering. 693 01:02:53,213 --> 01:02:55,756 But you did break and enter. 694 01:02:55,882 --> 01:02:58,134 And for whatever reason, you didn't get caught red-handed. 695 01:03:01,346 --> 01:03:04,223 He came in. He went down. 696 01:03:04,349 --> 01:03:08,185 I didn't hang around long enough to find out whether he could get up. 697 01:03:08,312 --> 01:03:11,230 It's his blood on my hammer. 698 01:03:11,356 --> 01:03:14,650 How could you do this to me? 699 01:03:14,776 --> 01:03:17,236 It's nothing personal. 700 01:03:17,362 --> 01:03:19,905 When I began this, I didn't even know you. 701 01:03:27,039 --> 01:03:29,582 - I'm going to the police in the morning. - You can't. 702 01:03:30,959 --> 01:03:33,169 I'm going, and I'm gonna tell them everything. 703 01:03:33,295 --> 01:03:35,171 You can't, 'cause they won't believe you. 704 01:03:35,297 --> 01:03:37,465 I'm gonna tell them everything. They'll believe me because it's the truth. 705 01:03:37,591 --> 01:03:40,676 - Not if you haven't got someone to back up your story. - You could. 706 01:03:40,802 --> 01:03:43,304 I won't. 707 01:03:43,430 --> 01:03:46,891 They'll make you, because your lies won't stand up to the truth. 708 01:03:52,522 --> 01:03:56,025 I wouldn't do this if I were you. 709 01:04:01,114 --> 01:04:02,698 That's it. 710 01:04:04,618 --> 01:04:07,078 I mean, if you've got any questions, then... 711 01:04:07,204 --> 01:04:09,747 One or two. 712 01:04:09,873 --> 01:04:12,833 You see, we don't actually have any unsolved murders of old ladies... 713 01:04:12,959 --> 01:04:15,586 - at the present. - You must have. 714 01:04:15,712 --> 01:04:19,924 There's no such ongoing investigation. 715 01:04:20,050 --> 01:04:22,551 And we don't know this Mr. Cobb of yours. 716 01:04:24,638 --> 01:04:26,722 I warned you he'd look in the envelope. 717 01:04:27,849 --> 01:04:29,892 He gave me his word. I believed him. 718 01:04:30,018 --> 01:04:32,269 It's nothing personal. He couldn't help it. 719 01:04:32,396 --> 01:04:34,397 I mean, he's a born peeper. 720 01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:41,237 Anyway, down to business. 721 01:04:41,363 --> 01:04:43,572 "Business"? 722 01:04:45,909 --> 01:04:47,576 Perhaps there's... 723 01:04:47,702 --> 01:04:50,746 something else you'd like to tell me, hmm? 724 01:04:51,873 --> 01:04:54,333 Anything. 725 01:04:56,378 --> 01:04:58,754 - Where's the hammer? - It's in that bag. 726 01:05:01,341 --> 01:05:03,008 What are you gonna do with it? 727 01:05:05,053 --> 01:05:08,097 The old man was very specific about how I should do things. 728 01:05:10,183 --> 01:05:12,226 What's the old man got to say about it? 729 01:05:12,352 --> 01:05:15,521 Well, he is letting me keep all the money from his safe. 730 01:05:16,773 --> 01:05:19,066 Anything at all. 731 01:05:19,192 --> 01:05:20,901 Your side of things. 732 01:05:23,530 --> 01:05:26,031 He says your demands have become too unreasonable. 733 01:05:26,158 --> 01:05:28,451 You've become too greedy in your blackmail. 734 01:05:28,618 --> 01:05:31,287 He said something about you being a witness... 735 01:05:31,413 --> 01:05:33,789 to an incident that happened in this very room. 736 01:05:33,957 --> 01:05:37,835 He was very precise about exactly how and where I should take care of things. 737 01:05:37,961 --> 01:05:40,296 Something about a bloodstained carpet... 738 01:05:40,464 --> 01:05:43,048 that you've got stashed away to back up your story... 739 01:05:43,175 --> 01:05:45,301 should it ever be told. 740 01:05:46,386 --> 01:05:48,637 Did you talk to her? 741 01:05:48,763 --> 01:05:50,973 We found her this morning. 742 01:05:53,768 --> 01:05:55,352 What do you mean, "found her"? 743 01:05:55,479 --> 01:05:57,271 Her body. 744 01:05:58,315 --> 01:06:01,901 We also found a hammer with two types of blood on it. 745 01:06:02,027 --> 01:06:05,696 One type I assume will match the bloke you put in hospital. 746 01:06:06,823 --> 01:06:08,741 All her fingers were smashed. 747 01:06:08,867 --> 01:06:11,160 You must have tortured her to get the combination. 748 01:06:11,286 --> 01:06:13,329 I didn't touch her! 749 01:06:14,581 --> 01:06:17,291 We also found some interesting items in your flat... 750 01:06:17,417 --> 01:06:20,127 in this shoebox under your bed. 751 01:06:20,253 --> 01:06:24,381 Among various items reported missing by the deceased last week, we found... 752 01:06:24,508 --> 01:06:27,510 these pairs of ladies' underwear. 753 01:06:27,636 --> 01:06:29,553 Are they hers? 754 01:06:29,679 --> 01:06:32,723 I assume so, since we found them stashed... 755 01:06:32,849 --> 01:06:35,684 with these passport-style photographs of the deceased. 756 01:06:37,687 --> 01:06:40,981 We also found this pearl earring... 757 01:06:41,107 --> 01:06:43,526 which exactly matched... 758 01:06:43,693 --> 01:06:46,403 the one worn by the deceased at the time of her death. 759 01:06:46,530 --> 01:06:49,073 - A little trophy? - No. 760 01:06:49,199 --> 01:06:52,701 It was Cobb who planted it when we turned over her place. 761 01:06:52,827 --> 01:06:55,496 Go and collar him. I gave you his address. 762 01:06:57,123 --> 01:07:00,543 We checked the address you gave us. There's no Cobb there. 763 01:07:00,669 --> 01:07:03,212 The flat belongs to a Mr... 764 01:07:04,965 --> 01:07:06,715 D. Lloyd. 765 01:07:07,968 --> 01:07:10,344 He's just returned from holiday... 766 01:07:10,470 --> 01:07:14,056 and he told us that while he was away, his flat had been burgled. 767 01:07:14,182 --> 01:07:16,308 Not much was missing... 768 01:07:17,394 --> 01:07:19,853 but his new credit card hasn't yet arrived. 769 01:07:19,980 --> 01:07:22,273 Well, that was Cobb. We used it to... 770 01:07:22,399 --> 01:07:24,900 pay for a meal in a restaurant. 771 01:07:25,026 --> 01:07:27,403 We found this at your flat. 772 01:07:29,072 --> 01:07:31,031 It was Cobb... 773 01:07:32,075 --> 01:07:33,951 who stole it. 774 01:07:34,077 --> 01:07:36,287 Is that your handwriting? 775 01:07:39,124 --> 01:07:40,583 Yes.