1 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,805 - ♪♪ [ Disco] - [ Phone Line Ringing] 2 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:02,312 - [ Man] Hello? - [ Woman] Hi, honey. It's me. 3 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:05,732 - ♪♪ [ Continues] - I went to see the doctor today. 4 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:10,862 'Cause ever since you've been gone, I had a pain deep down inside. 5 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:14,575 - ♪♪ [ Women Vocalizing] - He says there's nothing really wrong with me. 6 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:17,244 I'm just missing my man. 7 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,246 So, honey, please... 8 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:22,916 come on home as soon as you can. 9 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,711 ♪ Doctor's orders ♪ 10 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:30,591 ♪ Say there's only one thing for me ♪ 11 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:33,760 ♪ Nothing he can do ♪ 12 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:37,931 ♪ 'Cause only you can cure me ♪ 13 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:39,933 ♪ Says in my condition ♪ 14 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:43,228 I heard you have a much better chance of getting in if you come by cab. 15 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:46,148 - You're really worried about getting in? - Yes. 16 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:48,400 I thought you'd been here several times before. 17 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:51,445 Not the front way. They were private parties. We came in the back. 18 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:54,448 We look really good tonight. I'm sure we're gonna get in. 19 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:57,993 - ♪♪ [ Continues] - [ Chattering] 20 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,204 [ Man] Van. 21 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:03,206 - [ Woman] Van. - [ Man] Van, here. 22 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,334 Let's get a cab. 23 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:07,377 Maybe you're right. 24 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:11,256 When we get out, don't stop where the crowd is. Just follow me right in. 25 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:13,675 - When we get out, we just follow you in. - Yeah. 26 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:18,221 - Why don't you put this on. - What? 27 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:21,308 - Just until we get inside. - I don't get it. 28 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:27,731 - [ Man] Van. Right here. - [ Man #2] Here, Van. 29 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,232 ♪♪ [ Continues] 30 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:41,078 Uh, we're all together. 31 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:45,582 - Van. - Only him. 32 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:46,958 We're together. 33 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:50,337 Come on, Van. This is important. 34 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,339 These are my friends. 35 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,508 You can go in, but they'll have to wait. 36 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:58,178 Hey, nice coat. 37 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,263 ♪♪ [ Continues] 38 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:08,188 Don't worry, Jimmy. We don't care. 39 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:10,941 - I can't believe it. - Yeah. What an asshole. 40 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:14,861 You know, that had nothing to do with you guys. Van just wanted to put me in my place. 41 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,947 - Apparently it happens all the time. - Jerk. 42 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:20,659 - It's happened to you before? - No, but it was overdue. 43 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:23,829 - None of us really wanted to go anyway. - Yeah. We're exhausted. 44 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,831 No, I really wanted to go. 45 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,167 ♪♪ [ Continues] 46 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:31,211 There's Jimmy Steinway. 47 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,755 I can't believe it. He's already leaving? 48 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:36,508 You like him? 49 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:39,636 I could never be interested in anyone who worked in advertising. 50 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:43,306 God, you were right. 51 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,393 This place has gotten really hard to get into. 52 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,986 Who's the other guy you were interested in? 53 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:01,158 ♪♪ [ Continues] 54 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:11,585 ♪ Doctor's orders ♪ 55 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:16,423 ♪ Say there's only one thing for me ♪ 56 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:18,633 [ Chuckling ] Oh, God. We made it. 57 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:23,013 This is the last time I'm coming here. I always wanted to be able to say I got into the club. 58 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:27,100 Of course we got in. Who's the second guy you were interested in? 59 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:30,479 - Tom Platt. - Oh, well, that's a lot better. 60 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:33,899 - How do you mean? - Well, Tom Platt's smart and somewhat cool. 61 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:36,568 A lawyer involved in environmental causes. 62 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:38,945 Not to mention tall, dark and handsome. 63 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:42,073 ♪ Every daY ♪ 64 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:46,244 ♪ A lovin' spoonful to be taken ♪ 65 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:49,790 ♪ It's the only way ♪ 66 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:54,628 ♪ To stop this empty heart of mine from breakin' ♪ 67 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:57,714 ♪ Won't get better ♪ 68 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:00,967 - ♪ Till you're back again ♪ - [ Man] Nina. Please, stop. 69 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:02,969 - ♪ He told me ♪ - Nma. 70 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:05,472 ♪ Doctor's orders ♪ 71 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,308 - ♪ l need your loving arms ♪♪ - [ Sobbing ] 72 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,393 Nina. 73 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:13,730 - Please, stop. Wh - - ♪♪ [ Continues, Faint] 74 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,732 [Van ] McGrath. 75 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,901 - Nina. - [Van ] Come back here! 76 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:25,325 It's not what you think. I - 77 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:27,327 I think I'm gay. 78 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,831 What? 79 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:33,291 It's not possible. 80 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,335 [ Sobs, ] How? 81 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:39,297 It's always been there, I guess. I've only begun to acknowledge it now. 82 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:42,133 You really think you're gay? 83 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:43,677 - [ Man] Thanks. - [ Man #2] Thank you. 84 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:48,181 I was just starting law school when the first up-tempo Philadelphia International hits broke. 85 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,517 Some people don't consider that disco, because it's good... 86 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,645 but I remember feeling absolutely electrified. 87 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:56,523 - You feel electrified often. - No, but this was different. 88 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:59,860 I loved the idea that there'd be all these great places for people to go dancing... 89 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:02,529 after the terrible social wasteland of our college years. 90 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,698 - [ Groans ] - You've been to a lot of discos? 91 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:08,285 No. In fact, practically none. 92 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,953 For me, law school wasn't easy... 93 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:13,290 and I haven't had much of a social life since coming to the city either, but... 94 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,209 I still consider myself a loyal adherent to the disco movement. 95 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,211 - It's a movement? - Sort of. 96 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:20,380 What I found terribly encouraging was the idea... 97 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:23,174 that when the time in life came to have a social life... 98 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,552 there'd be all these great places for people to go to... 99 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:28,388 because, as you'll remember, for many years, there were none. 100 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:30,765 - Yeah. - What I didn't realize... 101 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:33,059 is that they'd get so impossible to get into. 102 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:36,855 - [Man] Let's call it a night. - No. Wait. I have an idea. 103 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,566 [ Man] Hey, Jimmy. Here. Take this. 104 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,735 - [ Man #2] Jimmy. - Thanks. 105 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:44,029 Jimmy. 106 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:46,573 [ Chattering ] 107 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,575 - Hi. - Hi. 108 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:51,036 - Oh, you're Des's friend. - Yeah. Hi. 109 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:54,497 [ Car Door Closes ] 110 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,499 Where are Marshall and Steve? 111 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,878 They've gone back to the hotel. Jimmy, come on. 112 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:02,339 - I can't believe it. - Jimmy. Let's go. 113 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,007 ♪♪ [ Disco] 114 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:07,260 - ♪ Your body, my body,» - They wanted me to apologize for them. 115 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,512 - They were really bushed. - What a disaster. 116 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,681 - No. - ♪ Everybody move your body) 117 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,683 - I can't believe it. - Wow. 118 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,394 ♪ Everybody work your body ♪ 119 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,396 ♪ Your body, my body ♪ 120 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,857 ♪ Everybody work your body ♪♪ 121 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,028 - Do you like nightmares? - No. 122 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,030 Well, I do. 123 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,032 It's not obviously connected, but... 124 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:32,619 I think that's what made me a little more tolerant of the guys at Hampshire. 125 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:36,039 - What do you mean? - You were a bit critical. 126 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,625 The guys there preferred women more laid-back. 127 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,627 I'm laid-back. 128 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:44,798 Well, for whatever reason, you didn't have much of a social life there. 129 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,800 I had a social life. 130 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:49,260 Just not one of those terrible pretend marriages. 131 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:52,973 The Hampshire guys were jerks - hippie-dippie suburbanites with all this hair... 132 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:55,308 and extremely dim intellectual interests. 133 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:58,728 I'm sorry. I don't consider the guy who did the Spider-Man comics a serious writer. 134 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:02,649 Alice, one thing I've noticed is that people hate being criticized. 135 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:06,152 Everyone hates that. It's one of the great truths of human nature. 136 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:09,072 - [ Toilet Flushes ] - I think it's why my parents got divorced. 137 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,992 I'm sorry. It's just that you're so terrific, it makes me sick to think... 138 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:15,870 you might get in that terrible situation again, where everyone hated you. 139 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:18,415 - Hated me? - You're wonderful. 140 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,834 - ♪♪ [ Continues ] - Maybe, in physical terms... 141 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,836 I'm a little cuter than you... 142 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:25,630 but you should be much more popular than I am. 143 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:28,591 It'd be such a shame if what happened in college repeated itself. 144 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,302 - ♪♪ [New Disco Song Starts ] - Why would it repeat itself? 145 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,304 You're right. 146 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:37,017 I just think it's so important to be in control of your own destiny. 147 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:41,354 Not to fall into that '50s cliché of waiting by the phone for guys to call. 148 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:43,356 The right ones never do. 149 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:46,192 Those who do, you have to make the most ridiculous excuses to. 150 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,194 The nice ones get hurt feelings and hate you. 151 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:51,281 The jerks inevitably corner you into going out anyway. 152 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:54,242 Late at night you find yourself with some awful guy with disgusting breath... 153 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:57,370 thrusting his belly up against you, trying to stick his slobbering tongue in your mouth. 154 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,372 [ Groans ] 155 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:03,126 Thank God this is a whole new era in music and social models. 156 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,711 ♪♪ [ Continues] 157 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,172 - ♪ Oh, what, wow,» - We're in complete control. 158 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,174 - ♪ He's the greatest dancer,» - Look down. 159 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:12,677 - ♪ Oh, what, wow,» - There are a lot of choices out there. 160 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:16,514 ♪ One night in a disco on the outskirts of Frisco 'P 161 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:19,142 [ Man] Fantastic. This place is better than I could have imagined. 162 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:22,312 It's too bad Steve and Marshall didn't come. They really would have loved this. 163 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:27,150 - Don't worry about it. So what? - So stupid. 164 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,152 I'm sure it's Jimmy. 165 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:31,905 I think it's much better to wait until things happen naturally. 166 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,491 - Forcing things never works. - That's not true. 167 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,534 Forcing things usually works beautifully. 168 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:41,081 You know, even if he's in advertising, someone will want him. 169 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:44,584 I just think it's so important that we be in control of our own destinies. 170 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,836 It doesn't matter. Marshall's a really good guy. 171 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,838 He doesn't really care about this kind of stuff. 172 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,965 - I can't believe it. - ♪ He is the greatest dancer ♪♪ 173 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,967 Uh, excuse me. 174 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:56,596 Has anyone ever told you you look just like Kate Preston's brother Rod? 175 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,765 - Who? - Rod Preston. 176 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,850 - Do you know him? - Uh, no. 177 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,852 [ Chuckles ] Have you ever noticed... 178 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,522 how people who look just alike never seem to know each other? 179 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,649 - ♪♪ [ Song Changes] - Huh. 180 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:13,279 - Hi. - Hey. How you been? 181 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:14,906 Fine. How are you? 182 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:19,911 - He's really depressed. - God, isn't this place great? 183 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:23,623 It's fantastic. I love it. 184 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:27,418 - I really like this song. - Yeah. 185 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,587 Do you like to dance? 186 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,589 - W-W-Would you? - Sure. 187 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,675 Great. Should we all go? 188 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:36,302 L-I think he's too depressed to dance. 189 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,555 Hey, Jimmy. We're gonna dance. Come on. 190 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,765 I'm - I'm too depressed to dance. Go ahead. 191 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:44,060 ♪ Wrapped in your arms is where I want to be ♪ 192 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:47,147 -♪ I want to be, ♪ - ♪ Want to be ♪ 193 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:51,568 - What's wrong? - Absolute disaster. 194 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,529 - What? - I had to get some clients into the club... 195 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,781 so I gave the boss my coat to wear. 196 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,825 “Here. Wear this.” [ Scoffs ] 197 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,953 It was really stupid. I can't believe what an idiot I am. 198 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:05,748 - Why? Your coat's nice. - Well, that's just it. It is nice. 199 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:09,002 But this guy's - Marshall's - clothes are hideous. 200 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:14,674 It's famous. But to give him my coat to put over them - so stupid. 201 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,718 It's just really stupid. 202 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:20,096 It's not stupid. The club is really hard to get into. 203 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,891 It was unbelievably, incredibly dumb. 204 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,351 He's a really nice guy, and I insulted him. 205 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:28,730 And this nice guy that I stupidly insulted is basically my boss. 206 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,774 God! It was really stupid. 207 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,986 I guess you're right. 208 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:36,988 It was pretty stupid. 209 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,743 ♪ So why should I be ashamed ♪ 210 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,454 Uh, can I get you a drink? 211 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,456 Yeah. Thanks. 212 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,334 ♪ If we lose our love, it's a shame ♪ 213 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:53,421 ♪ Ooh, wouldn't want to live with the pain ♪ 214 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,423 ♪ Gonna stay fore very,» 215 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,425 ♪♪ [ Continues, Faint] 216 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,510 Des, you're a wonderful man. 217 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,523 [ Sniffles ] 218 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,817 Take care of yourself, Des. 219 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,795 ♪♪ [ Continues, Faint] 220 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,880 Okay, Van. What's up? 221 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,384 - Get that ad guy friend of yours out of there. - [ Woman] Van. 222 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,386 What do you mean? 223 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,097 When I turned him away with a group of his clients... 224 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:47,100 he snuck around back, where you let them in. 225 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,269 I didn't let 'em in. 226 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:52,146 They're inside. Rick just saw them. 227 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:55,108 - Is this really important? - I'm not out here on jerk patrol... 228 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:58,444 just so that you can let them in the back way. 229 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,614 Bernie promised me he'd fire you if that guy's in the club. 230 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,075 I can't believe that. You made Bernie promise to fire me? 231 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:10,373 You really think Bernie keeps his promises? 232 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,458 ♪♪ [ Continues] 233 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,839 ♪ A w, freak out,» 234 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,841 ♪ Le Freak, dest chm ♪ 235 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,010 ♪ Freak out ♪ 236 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,054 ♪ A w, freak out,» 237 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,515 ♪ Le Freak, dest chm ♪ 238 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:30,018 - I need to see Bernie. - [ Man ] Bernie is not around. 239 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:33,730 He's pretty mad, Des. Van told him you were letting people in the back again. 240 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,065 When you let people in the back, is a cover being charged? 241 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:40,570 - 'Cause that money should be coming here. - Of course we're not charging a cover in the back. God. 242 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:44,324 ♪ Big fun to be had by everyone ♪ 243 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,701 ♪ It's up to you It surely can be done ♪ 244 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,786 Bernie? 245 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:53,583 This thing that Van is saying about you promising to fire me if Jimmy Steinway's in the club - 246 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,711 - That isn't true, is it? - No, it's true. I can confirm that. 247 00:13:56,794 --> 00:14:00,006 - This Jimmy Steinway I don't want in the club. - Why? 248 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,258 - ♪ Allow us ♪ - Come here. 249 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,761 ♪ We'll show you the way Aw, freak out; 250 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,305 ♪ Le Freak, dest chm ♪ 251 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,474 You promised to quit letting friends in the back. 252 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,018 No. You said we could still let in people from the list. 253 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:15,229 Don't contradict me, Des. I don't want a lot of ad people in the club... 254 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,231 particularly not this guy. 255 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:20,526 Well, I didn't let him in. If Van didn't either, then he's not in the club. 256 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:24,280 Did I ever tell you my first job was in advertising at Y&R? 257 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,700 In those days, the big thing was to be nice to everybody - 258 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,994 to the secretaries, to the media department... 259 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,996 to the art director, to the client. 260 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,582 - Well, I don't think it's that way now. - I don't care. 261 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,043 I don't want that element in the club. 262 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,546 Jimmy is, like, my best friend. 263 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,548 And you've been a good friend to him, Des... 264 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:46,302 but this Jimmy is not a good friend to you. 265 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,971 He's out of control. He's an egomaniac. 266 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,060 - Jimmy. - Where were you? What a nightmare. 267 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,521 Listen. I don't how you got in, but you better go. 268 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,523 - What? - This way. 269 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,359 - You're asking me to leave? - Van has gone crazy. 270 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:04,153 He made Bernie promise to fire me if he found you here. 271 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,155 Bernie hates ad agency people. It's nuts. 272 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,491 I can't believe it. That's like something out of the Nazis. 273 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,744 Come on. I will get you back on the list, but tonight it's best if you go. 274 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,497 - Could I at least go tell my client that I've gotta go? - No. 275 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,499 Please. 276 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,127 Tell him I got ejected. His name is Hap. 277 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,296 - Okay. - And that's for this irritating girl... 278 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,882 who's occupying my booth - Alice. 279 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:27,260 [ Des] She's irritating? I thought she seemed nice. 280 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:30,346 - [Jimmy] You know her? - Well, she's been here two times before. 281 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,519 - How is she irritating? - I can't believe it. 282 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,771 - You're really gonna throw me out? - Yeah. 283 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,023 ♪♪ [ Song Changes] 284 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,111 Thanks, Des. You've really been a good friend to me. 285 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,324 ♪♪ [ Continues] 286 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,306 Hey. What happened? 287 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,891 It's okay. 288 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,351 ♪ Everybody dance ♪ 289 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,353 ♪ Do-do-do Clap your hands ♪ 290 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,397 - ♪ Clap your hands ♪ - [Woman ] Hi, Sandro. 291 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,984 ♪ Everybody dance ♪ 292 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,112 - [Man] Think we 'll get in? - This usually works. 293 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:33,618 ♪ Everybody dance, do-do-do ♪ 294 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:37,288 - ♪ Clap your hands, clap your hands ♪ - Des, I think we need to talk. 295 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:40,208 Yeah. There's something I have to talk to you about. 296 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:44,545 ♪ Do-do-do, clap your hands Clap your hands ♪ 297 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:48,716 ♪ Music never lets you down ♪ 298 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,968 ♪ Puts a smile on your face ♪ 299 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,012 ♪ Anytime, anyplace ♪ 300 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:56,015 ♪ Dancin' helps relieve the pain ♪ 301 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,017 ♪ Soothes your mind ♪ 302 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,686 - Whoo! - ♪ Makes you happy again ♪ 303 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:03,439 ♪ Listen to those dancin' feet; 304 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:07,360 ♪ Close your eyes and let go ♪ 305 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,362 - I think Tom's here. - Really? 306 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,198 - Tom Platt. - ♪ If it aint got that swing ♪ 307 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,200 ♪ Bop shoo-op, bop shoo-opJ 308 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,202 ♪ Bop shoo-op 309 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,412 ♪ Everybody dance ♪ 310 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:22,124 ♪ Do-do-do, clap your hands Clap your hands ♪ 311 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,003 ♪ Everybody dance ♪ 312 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:29,840 ♪ Do-do-do, clap your hands Clap your hands ♪ 313 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,511 ♪ Everybody dance ♪ 314 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,555 - [ Growls ] - ♪ Do-do-do, clap your hands ♪ 315 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:38,641 ♪ Clap your hands ♪ 316 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,893 ♪ Everybody dance ♪ 317 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:44,814 ♪ Do-do-do, clap your hands Clap your hands ♪ 318 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,193 ♪ Spinning all around the floor ♪ 319 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:53,531 ♪ Just like Rogers and Astaire Hoof all night without a care ♪ 320 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,784 ♪ Strutting to our favourite tune ♪ 321 00:17:56,867 --> 00:18:01,330 ♪ The good times always end too soon ♪ 322 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,750 ♪ Everybody's dancin' ♪♪ 323 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,961 - ♪♪ [New Disco Song] - [Alice ] Who's she? 324 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,046 They call her Tiger Lady. 325 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:14,093 - It's actually a cheetah pattern she's wearing. - At some point she wore a tiger pattern. 326 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,178 It's always something very slinky and sexy. 327 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,180 - You consider her sexy? - Yeah. 328 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,182 - Here. A banquette. - Where's Jimmy? 329 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,602 - I don't know. He went to get drinks. - What would you like? 330 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,604 - Uh, vodka tonic. - Me too. 331 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,689 [ Hap] I'll go with you. 332 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:30,443 Ever since I was six years old or so, I sensed I was somehow. - . 333 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,486 Different. 334 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,282 Then every time you made love to me... 335 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,826 - you must have wanted to vomit. - No. 336 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,037 No, no. 337 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,373 You're beautiful. You don't have to be some... 338 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,335 sweaty, horny, hetero he-ape... 339 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:52,131 to admire and-and appreciate female beauty. [ Sniffs ] 340 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:55,760 Only very, very recently did the final realization come. 341 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:59,263 Exactly when did the final realization come? 342 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,307 Two days ago. 343 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,977 I get up late and usually turn on the TV, sort of as a reflex. 344 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,605 Wednesday afternoon there was a rerun - [ Sniffs ] 345 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:11,567 Of Wild Kingdom, Mutual of Omaha's nature program with Marlin Perkins... 346 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,569 and that... 347 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:17,239 attractive younger guy. 348 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,327 It triggered something. 349 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,121 Suddenly everything fell into place. 350 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,123 I'm gay--- 351 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,918 and always have been. [ Sniffs ] 352 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:33,547 You only found out you were gay on Wednesday? 353 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,633 Only then definitively. 354 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,678 Wednesday was... 355 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:42,515 Gay Day for me. [ Sniffs ] 356 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,017 Finished eavesdropping? 357 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:48,521 - I wasn't eavesdropping. - Come on. Anything interesting? 358 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,690 - Shh. God. - ♪♪ [ Song Changes] 359 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:53,234 Listen. It's much better you're with Tom than Jimmy. 360 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:56,779 - You two really look great together. - You think so? 361 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,240 It's too bad we weren't closer friends in college. 362 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,283 I think I could really have helped you there. 363 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,871 For most guys, sexual repressiveness is a turnoff. 364 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,207 You're saying this for my benefit? 365 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,793 You're a good conversationalist, but... 366 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,421 there's something of the kindergarten teacher about you. 367 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:16,882 It's really nice, but the guys you like also tend to be on the ethereal side. 368 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,677 It can get pretty far away from any kind of physicality. 369 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,388 This is gonna sound dumb, but it really works. 370 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,599 Whenever you can, throw the word “sexy” into your conversation. 371 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,977 It's kind of a signal. Like, um... 372 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,897 “There's something really sexy about strobe lights.” 373 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,399 Or, uh... 374 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,820 “This fabric is so sexy.” 375 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,117 Yeah, it is. 376 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,162 ♪ That you and I could make it on through ♪ 377 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:50,416 - ♪ But something went wrong ♪ - [ Des ] Josh? 378 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,002 Uh, hi. 379 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,629 - What are you doing here? - In New York, or in the club? 380 00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:57,631 In the city. 381 00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,925 I'm an A.D.A. in Morgenthau's office. 382 00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:03,053 An assistant district attorney for Manhattan. They call us A.D.A.'s. 383 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:05,055 You're a prosecutor? 384 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:08,642 - God, how did you get that? - It's not such a big deal. 385 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:11,270 - But - - I'm perfectly competent to do the job, Des. 386 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,355 Great. Good. 387 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:16,734 I wasn't implying anything. I was just surprised to see you here. 388 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:20,488 ♪ The love I lost ♪♪ 389 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,699 - Going to Harvard must have been great. - Well - 390 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:27,453 The people at Hampshire were nice and pretty smart, in a non-traditional way... 391 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,830 but I was out of place there. 392 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:33,876 I'm sorry. I don't consider the guy who did the Spider-Man comics a serious writer. 393 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,879 Yeah, I thought it was the Green Hornet people took more seriously. 394 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,089 Hey, Tom. Excuse me. Are you Alice? 395 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:42,635 Jimmy Steinway gave me this vodka tonic to give to you, but I'm afraid I sampled it. 396 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,137 - I'll get you another. - Jimmy's gone? 397 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,388 You're Hap? 398 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:49,725 Yeah, he wanted me to tell you he's sorry, but he was ejected from the club. 399 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,144 He was ejected? 400 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:55,314 Apparently he snuck one of his clients in the back of the club. 401 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,525 That's odd he knew I drank vodka tonics. 402 00:21:57,608 --> 00:22:01,362 - I never told him. - It's uncanny. 403 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,364 You mean it's a complete cliche? 404 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:06,200 All women recent college graduates drink vodka tonics, or something like that? 405 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,036 - Well, maybe. - [Whispers ] 406 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,080 So, Jimmy thinks I'm a total cliché? 407 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,165 I ordered a vodka tonic too. So what? 408 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:17,002 You're plenty original without having to order some weirdo drink. 409 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,338 Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it. Can I get you another? 410 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:24,593 Thanks. Actually, if you don't mind, I think I'd prefer, um, a whiskey sour. 411 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,178 Okay. 412 00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,264 ♪♪ [ Song Changes] 413 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:34,228 [ Growling, Snarls ] 414 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:41,569 ♪ The tide is high, but I'm holdin' on ♪ 415 00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:46,615 ♪ I'm gonna be your number one ♪ 416 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:52,204 ♪ I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that; 417 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,456 - Are you going already? - It's really late. 418 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:58,711 I didn't peg you as such a nightclubber. I mean, you really seem to like it. 419 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:02,464 I do. This is a great place. It's what I've always dreamed of. 420 00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:04,675 Cocktails, dancing, conversation... 421 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:07,052 exchange of ideas and points of view. 422 00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:09,763 Everyone's here - everyone you know and everyone you don't know. 423 00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:11,765 You should be proud, Des. 424 00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:15,644 - This is quite an accomplishment. - Yeah. I am. 425 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,897 Who's the girl you were dancing with? 426 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:20,065 Oh. Alice Kinnon. 427 00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:22,151 [ Josh ] Oh. 428 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,570 - ♪ I'm gonna be your,» - Thanks a lot for getting me in. 429 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,572 - ♪ Number one ♪ - Great. 430 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:29,742 - ♪ Number one ♪ - I'm a little worried about that guy. 431 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:32,328 I think he might be having a manic episode of some kind. 432 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:35,247 Come on, Des. Don't get started on that. 433 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:38,417 - So you're one of the club's managers? - Yeah. 434 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:43,756 - [ Giggles ] - ♪ Every girl wants you to be her man ♪ 435 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,759 ♪ But I'll wait right here till it's my turn ♪ 436 00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:48,928 You knew Tom would be here tonight, didn't you? 437 00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:52,932 - God, you're much craftier than I thought. - No, I didn't. 438 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:55,851 We're gonna check out this after-hours club Jimmy told Hap about. 439 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:59,438 Why don't you come? Jimmy might be there. 440 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:03,943 - I don't know. - ♪ The tide is high, but I'm holdin' on ♪ 441 00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:08,781 ♪ I'm gonna be your number one ♪ 442 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:12,618 - ♪ Number one ♪♪ - We were all at Harvard together. 443 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:15,621 How'd you get involved with environmental causes? 444 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:18,040 - I think that's great. - You're interested in the environment? 445 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,125 - Very much so. - Actually, there's one theory... 446 00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:22,127 that the environmental movement of our day... 447 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:24,964 was sparked by the re-release of Bambi in the late 1950s. 448 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:28,092 For many members of the baby boom generation, it was traumatic. 449 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:30,928 The hunters killing Bambi's mother. 450 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:34,598 - Yeah, that was terrible. - For a six-year old, it's devastating. 451 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:37,559 To this day, no one wants to identify with those hunters. 452 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,646 I think you're right. 453 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:46,819 You're living in some women's residence, aren't you? 454 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:49,530 Yeah. It's terrible. 455 00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:52,658 - No guests. - Huh. 456 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,202 I Keys Clinking 1 457 00:24:57,955 --> 00:24:59,957 [ Bolt Clicks] 458 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:04,169 [Light Switch Clicks 1 459 00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:07,089 Wow. It's really nice. 460 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,174 Thanks. 461 00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:14,888 Would you like anything to drink? 462 00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:18,475 - What? - Um... 463 00:25:18,559 --> 00:25:20,519 could I have... 464 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,689 - a Pernod? - Sure. 465 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,899 [ Glass Clinks] 466 00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:28,360 This is supposed to be good for cigarette mouth. Do you smoke? 467 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:31,363 When I drink or go out at night, I usually smoke. 468 00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:33,365 I live dangerously... 469 00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:36,201 on the edge. 470 00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:38,287 I'm no kindergarten teacher. 471 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:39,955 [ Chuckles ] 472 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:44,918 What's this? 473 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:48,380 Um, I collect original edition Scrooge McDuck comics. 474 00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:51,467 - I know it sounds a little odd. - Not at all. 475 00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:57,056 This is original artwork by Carl Barks, who created the Uncle Scrooge comics. 476 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:01,060 He '.s considered a bit of a genius. 477 00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:03,645 - [ Clicks 1 - ♪♪ [Disco] 478 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:08,609 There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. 479 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:12,571 - You really think so? - ♪ How do you like your love ♪ 480 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:18,243 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - I love Uncle Scrooge. 481 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:21,997 ♪ How do you like your love ♪ 482 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:28,754 ♪ But if you want to know how I really feel ♪ 483 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:31,090 ♪ Get the cameras rollin' ♪ 484 00:26:31,173 --> 00:26:33,509 ♪ Get the action goin' ♪ 485 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:37,930 ♪ Baby, you know my love for you is real ♪ 486 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,182 ♪ Take me where you want to ♪ 487 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:42,643 ♪ Man, my heart you steal ♪ 488 00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:45,020 ♪ More, more, more ♪ 489 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:47,397 ♪ How do you like it How do you like it,» 490 00:26:47,481 --> 00:26:49,775 ♪ More, more, more ♪ 491 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:52,111 ♪ How do you like it How do you like it,» 492 00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:54,947 ♪ More, more, more ♪ 493 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:57,199 ♪ How do you like it How do you like it,» 494 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:02,121 ♪ Ooh ♪ 495 00:27:02,204 --> 00:27:06,750 ♪ How do you like your love ♪ 496 00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:11,755 ♪ Ooh ♪ 497 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:16,301 ♪ How do you like your love ♪♪ 498 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:30,357 - [ Typing] - [ Woman] The author's brother is... 499 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,985 - according to Tibetan Buddhism - - [ Bell Dings] 500 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:35,154 God. 501 00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,239 Recommend: 502 00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:42,828 Very kind decline. 503 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:45,539 [ Phone Rings] 504 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,921 - Anything interesting? - Not really. 505 00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:58,844 - What time did you get back? - I don't know. 506 00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:01,638 - You don't know? - I didn't check. 507 00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:03,932 Well, was it light or dark? 508 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,976 Why do you care what time I got in? 509 00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:07,978 Sorry. No reason. 510 00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:09,980 We've got to get an apartment of our own. 511 00:28:10,063 --> 00:28:12,357 Do you know how long it takes to become an editor? 512 00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:16,361 - You mean associate editor. - Yeah. Associate editor. 513 00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:17,946 [ Woman] Oh, yes. 514 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:20,866 What's the minimum amount of time to become an associate editor? 515 00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:23,535 - How many years? - It's hard to say. 516 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:26,205 - Approximately. - Maybe four years. 517 00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:28,415 But more than years. Before you can become... 518 00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:30,918 an associate editor, you have to have a best seller. 519 00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:33,045 How can you be sure you'll get a best seller? 520 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:35,380 - You cannot. - But what if you don't find one? 521 00:28:35,464 --> 00:28:38,050 - You have to. - Show them the outline. 522 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:42,554 You might want to see this. It's the Scott Meredith best seller outline. 523 00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:45,307 “Create sympathetic characters with whom readers identify. 524 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:48,101 Give them problems. Make these problems big.” 525 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:54,983 - Could I photocopy this? - Yes, but I need it back. 526 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:58,111 - I'd like a copy too. - That stuff is such crap. 527 00:28:58,195 --> 00:29:01,573 This does describe a lot of best sellers. It's true. 528 00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:05,244 - It's completely formulaic. - Of course it's formulaic. It's a formula. 529 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:07,579 That's why I prefer nonfiction. 530 00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:11,124 [ Woman] It's good you want to be an editor so much. In this era of television... 531 00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,460 you are devoted to the printed word. 532 00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:17,381 Actually, ultimately, I'd like to work in television, but right now what I need's a raise. 533 00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:21,134 Alice and I have been looking at apartments, but we can't afford one on what we get as assistants. 534 00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:23,929 [ Snickers ] That's so comical. 535 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,013 What? 536 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:28,433 That girls like you really worry about paying the rent. 537 00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:32,437 Aren't your fathers heavily subsidizing your living expenses with big allowances? 538 00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:34,273 They're not big at all. 539 00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:37,776 In a few years, you'll marry some incredibly rich corporate lawyers. 540 00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:41,613 It's not as if you really worry about paying the rent like the rest of us. 541 00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:43,991 - Oh, you worry about paying the rent? - Yeah. 542 00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:46,827 Then you're way ahead of us, 'cause we don't even have an apartment. 543 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:50,289 What if, in a few years, we don't marry some corporate lawyer? 544 00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:52,457 What if we marry some meatball, like you? 545 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,377 I mean, not you personally, but someone with... 546 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,629 similarly low socioeconomic prospects. 547 00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:03,218 Can you believe that? They really think that way. 548 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:06,763 Disco sucks. 549 00:30:06,847 --> 00:30:09,558 What a dope. 550 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,394 Would you ever go out with anyone who worked in the company? 551 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:14,896 Fortunately, there's absolutely no temptation. 552 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,232 [ Woman] Charlotte, telephone. It's a man. 553 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:25,157 - Hello? -[ Man] Hi. 554 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,327 Oh, hi. We were thinking of having some people for dinner Saturday night... 555 00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:30,329 and wanted to know if you could come. 556 00:30:30,412 --> 00:30:33,373 - About 7:30. - Okay. Where? 557 00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:35,834 - Actually, I'll have to call you back with that. - Okay. 558 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:37,586 - Yeah. - Great. 559 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:41,089 Thanks. Okay. Bye. 560 00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:45,093 That was Jimmy Steinway. He's coming for dinner Saturday night. 561 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:46,928 You called him? 562 00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:52,893 I thought you said you could never be interested in anyone who worked in advertising. 563 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:55,479 Well, no one could say something like that seriously. 564 00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:58,190 It was obviously a joke. 565 00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:01,526 Anyway, it's not like it's a date or anything. He's invited as part of a group. 566 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:04,571 It's really important there be more group social life. 567 00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:07,449 Not just all this ferocious pairing off. 568 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:09,951 You like Tom. Invite him. 569 00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:15,123 We don't even have an apartment. How can we have a dinner party? 570 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:17,417 Well, it's another incentive to get one. 571 00:31:24,341 --> 00:31:26,760 Does the Lexington Avenue Express stop at 86th Street? 572 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:28,845 - I think so. - We better hurry. 573 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,974 Do you really think we know each other well enough to room together? 574 00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:35,268 Well, maybe that's good. 575 00:31:35,352 --> 00:31:37,479 It's not just that we don't know each other well. 576 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:40,899 I'm not even sure we really like each other. 577 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,984 That's okay. 578 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:48,156 You know, Alice, I'm not so much of a bitch as I might seem. 579 00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:53,286 You'll find Holly's a little sensitive about her intelligence. 580 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:54,413 She's dumb? 581 00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:57,791 Harvard guys, even the ones that seem reasonably cool on the outside... 582 00:31:57,874 --> 00:32:00,502 are all essentially wimps and bookworms on the inside. 583 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:03,463 They love being seen out with this lovely girl. 584 00:32:03,547 --> 00:32:06,675 But, after a date of two, rather than risk rejection, they pretend to drop her... 585 00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:08,677 going around complaining about how dull she was. 586 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,595 Is she dull? 587 00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:12,973 A little, but that's not the point. 588 00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:15,767 Once you start worrying about something like that, you're lost. 589 00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:18,728 Holly was devastated. She stopped dating entirely... 590 00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:23,400 and weekends either went home or just hung around the library at Pine Manor. 591 00:32:24,526 --> 00:32:28,113 What do you think you're doing? Shove off, Mac! 592 00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:30,115 Deviant. 593 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:31,867 Creep. Off. 594 00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:39,332 So, I wouldn't develop any illusions about Harvard guys. 595 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:41,376 They can be amazing creeps too. 596 00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:47,048 - Well, there you are. - Hi. 597 00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:50,010 Um, our friend still isn't here. Oh. 598 00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:52,137 [ Chattering ] 599 00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:57,267 Sorry. I forgot which way the numbers went on the East Side. 600 00:33:04,566 --> 00:33:07,194 It's what's called a railroad apartment. 601 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:11,323 It's, uh, long and rather narrow... 602 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:13,408 like a railroad car. 603 00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:17,329 Each room opens directly onto the other. 604 00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:21,208 It's very nice. 605 00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:23,335 [ Woman] The closets are here. 606 00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:25,420 This is the other bedroom. 607 00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:31,551 The bathroom is back here at this end. 608 00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:33,887 And the kitchen. 609 00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:36,765 So, to get to the bathroom from the living room... 610 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,850 you have to clomp through both bedrooms? 611 00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:41,394 Well, there are two outside doors. 612 00:33:41,478 --> 00:33:43,522 So, in theory... 613 00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:47,025 you can use the exterior hall to go between the kitchen and the living room. 614 00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:48,610 Huh. 615 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:52,197 Even with two roommates, the, um, layout is a bit awkward. 616 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,408 - You can't afford something bigger? - We all work in book publishing. 617 00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:57,911 - Couldn't your parents help? - They already are. 618 00:33:57,994 --> 00:33:59,913 So, what do you think? 619 00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:02,290 I think it's really nice. 620 00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:04,960 Isn't the layout a bit awkward? 621 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,920 Well, I think we should take it. 622 00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:11,132 Here you go. 623 00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:14,219 Ifs good to see bourgeois girls building up a s weal'. 624 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:16,638 - Why is that good to see? - You live around here? 625 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:19,391 - There was a Guild meeting at Asphalt Green. - A Guild meeting? 626 00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:23,061 The Newspaper Guild is organizing clerical and editorial staff for book publishing. 627 00:34:23,144 --> 00:34:25,063 I'm supposed to organize our department. 628 00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:27,399 Oh, my God. We're all gonna lose our jobs. 629 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:31,570 You should support this. You were just complaining how lousy the pay is. 630 00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:36,032 Are you rooming with them? 631 00:34:36,116 --> 00:34:38,243 That's gonna be really tough. 632 00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:44,249 - Aren't we behind schedule? - Nope. 633 00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:46,334 This recipe is extremely fast. 634 00:34:47,335 --> 00:34:50,130 [ Intercom Buzzes] 635 00:34:51,965 --> 00:34:54,467 [ Clears Throat] Hello? 636 00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:57,804 -[ Man] Uh, it's Dan. - Dan? 637 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,475 Hi. Come up. 638 00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:06,771 Dan from your department. I invited him. 639 00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:08,857 “Departmental” Dan? 640 00:35:09,983 --> 00:35:13,278 You know, he went to Harvard. 641 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:15,363 So? 642 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:20,785 Yeah, I've gotta meet some clients at 10:00 and get them into the club. 643 00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:25,332 - [Cork Pops] - Tom isn't coming? 644 00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:27,459 If he does, he'll be very late. 645 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:29,628 Isn't this what they call a railroad apartment? 646 00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:31,046 Uh-huh. 647 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:33,840 People always say how terrible they are, but it seems pretty nice. 648 00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:36,760 Well, the layout's not so good. 649 00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:41,306 It's amazing the little things in life one doesn't appreciate until they're missing. Such as hallways. 650 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,808 These apartments were actually planned in the last century... 651 00:35:43,892 --> 00:35:46,144 as tenement housing for working-class families. 652 00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:49,022 Now all the yuppie roommate combos are crowding them out. 653 00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:54,069 Well, that's just tough. 654 00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:57,155 - ♪♪ [ Disco, Faint] - [ Chattering ] 655 00:35:57,238 --> 00:35:59,991 [Man ] Now where you going? Come on. We just wanna - 656 00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:02,535 - Hey, Rocky. Come on. - Come on. Come on. Come on. Settle. Settle. 657 00:36:02,619 --> 00:36:04,162 Settle. 658 00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:05,872 [Arguing ] 659 00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:06,873 Fight. 660 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:09,000 - [ Crowd Gasps ] - Rumble. 661 00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:11,086 - Get this guy. - Get him. 662 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,088 [ Chattering ] 663 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,507 Actually, I was thinking I'd go home. 664 00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:17,926 - What? - You should come. 665 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,928 I don't know. I'm not really a disco type. 666 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,930 Well, who is? 667 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,932 I probably wouldn't get in anyway. 668 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:26,810 Of course you'll get in. Holly's gorgeous. 669 00:36:28,144 --> 00:36:30,730 [ Siren Wails] 670 00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:34,526 ♪ I'm comin' out ♪ 671 00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:36,861 - [Siren Wails] - ♪ I want the world to know,» 672 00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:38,029 ♪ Got to let it show ♪ 673 00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:41,449 - [ Man ] Who are they? Charlie's Angels? - [Woman ] Oh, my God. We're trying to get in. 674 00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:46,371 - [ Chattering ] - ♪ I want the world to know,» 675 00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:48,915 ♪ Got to let it show ♪ 676 00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:52,377 ♪ There's a new me coming out ♪ 677 00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,379 ♪ And I just have to live ♪ 678 00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:56,548 ♪ And I wanna give ♪ 679 00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:58,883 ♪ I'm completely positive ♪ 680 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:01,094 ♪ I think this time around ♪ 681 00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:05,390 ♪ I am gonna do it like you never knew it ♪ 682 00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:08,143 ♪ Oh, I'll make it through ♪ 683 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:12,564 ♪ The time has come for me to break out of the shell ♪ 684 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:16,609 ♪ I have to shout that I am coming out; 685 00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:19,070 ♪ I'm coming out,» 686 00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:21,281 ♪ I want the world to know; 687 00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:23,283 ♪ I got to let it show ♪ 688 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,493 ♪ I'm comin' ♪ 689 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:27,787 ♪ I'm coming out,» 690 00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:29,998 - Thanks, Jimmy. - [Jimmy] Have fun, Jack. Harry. 691 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:33,334 - Thanks a lot, Des. I really appreciate it. - [Des ] Fine. Cool. 692 00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:35,503 [ Jimmy] I'm starting to realize how important eye contact is. 693 00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:39,132 I can't talk to people in this thing. They get nervous. They don't know who I am. 694 00:37:39,215 --> 00:37:41,926 - Well, that's the point. - ♪ There is so much more to me ♪ 695 00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:44,637 You think tonight would be a good, uh, time to talk to Van? 696 00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:47,223 Try to patch things up, get a reprieve of some sort? 697 00:37:47,307 --> 00:37:49,309 - Uh, no. - ♪ I got it well in hand ♪ 698 00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:51,311 My job's sort of on the line, Des. 699 00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:53,855 Not all clients would be such good sports as Harry and Jack. 700 00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:57,650 - ♪ There is no need to fear ♪ - If it's a question of groveling, I can do that. 701 00:37:57,734 --> 00:38:00,570 - Just point me in the right direction. - Shh. God. 702 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:02,655 - ♪ I'm coming out ♪ - Can I show you something? 703 00:38:02,739 --> 00:38:05,325 - Sure. What'? - ♪ I want the world to know ♪ 704 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:08,203 ♪ Got to let it show ♪ 705 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,330 You know something about banking, don't you? 706 00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:12,332 Yeah. Manny Hanny used to be a client. 707 00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:14,334 Manufacturers Hanover. 708 00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,795 I know what Manny Hanny is. 709 00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:18,880 ♪♪ [ Continues, Faint] 710 00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:32,143 [Sighs] Note: 711 00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:34,229 No lock. 712 00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:56,334 [ Des] Ten is the cover charge. 713 00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:59,838 God, paying a cover charge to get into a club. How humiliating. 714 00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:01,589 That's your reaction? 715 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:05,677 Look at this. 716 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,679 Kind of worrisome, don't you think? 717 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:10,098 Yeah. 718 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:14,644 To me, shipping cash to Switzerland in canvas bags doesn't sound honest. 719 00:39:14,727 --> 00:39:18,273 To me, it suggests possible illegality. 720 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:20,275 Well, what are you gonna do? 721 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:22,527 Well, I'm not going into that room anymore. 722 00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:27,198 - [ Charlotte] Uh, gimlet, please. - [ Dan ] Domestic beer. A Bud. 723 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:31,286 Um, whiskey sour. 724 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,622 Excuse me. 725 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:37,625 - You're Alice Kinnon, aren't you? - Yeah. 726 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:40,962 - We met at that party in Sag Harbor, Labor Day weekend. - [ Dan ] How much is that? 727 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:44,090 You were just coming in as I was leaving, and you asked me where the kitchen was. 728 00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:47,051 - Do you remember? - I do remember getting to the kitchen. 729 00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:50,680 Uh, excuse us. We're here sort of as a group. 730 00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:53,433 If you don't mind - 731 00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:56,394 - Excuse me. - ♪ I'm coming out ♪ 732 00:39:56,477 --> 00:40:00,481 - Why did you say that? - I didn't like the look of him at all. 733 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:02,650 Did you notice how he was eyeballing you? 734 00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:07,697 Creepy. Frankly, I thought he might have been the guy that bothered me on the subway. 735 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:09,908 I'm sorry if I overreacted. 736 00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:12,118 - Poor guy. - It's no big deal. 737 00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:14,537 That kind of thing happens all the time. 738 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:16,706 Anyway, you've got Tom. 739 00:40:16,789 --> 00:40:19,125 ♪ I got it well in hand ♪♪ 740 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:22,003 ♪♪ [ Disco] 741 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:33,097 What? 742 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:37,936 ♪ I don't wanna lose you ♪ 743 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:40,563 ♪ This good thing ♪ 744 00:40:40,647 --> 00:40:42,941 ♪ That I got 'Cause if I do ♪ 745 00:40:43,024 --> 00:40:45,944 Hey. Sorry I'm so late. 746 00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:47,946 - How did it go? - Fine. 747 00:40:48,029 --> 00:40:49,948 - You know, they closed the airport. - No. 748 00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:53,326 Yeah, we had to land in Washington until LaGuardia reopened. 749 00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:55,954 - ♪ Than any love I know,» - [ indistinct] 750 00:40:56,037 --> 00:40:57,956 - ♪ It's like thunder ♪ - [ Thunder Crashes] 751 00:40:58,039 --> 00:40:59,958 ♪ Lightning ♪ 752 00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:02,794 ♪ The way you love me is frightening ♪ 753 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:05,338 ♪ You better knock Knock ♪ 754 00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:08,299 ♪ on wood ♪ 755 00:41:08,383 --> 00:41:10,510 ♪ Baby ♪ 756 00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:14,639 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 757 00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:16,724 ♪ Baby ♪ 758 00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:19,310 ♪ Ooh ♪ 759 00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:21,896 Do you remember the conversation we had Labor Day weekend? 760 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,524 It had a huge impact on me. 761 00:41:24,607 --> 00:41:28,236 - Really? - Jennifer and I had been talking all year... 762 00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:30,697 about either acknowledging the permanence of our relationship and marrying... 763 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:32,699 or finally just breaking up. 764 00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:35,493 I had no idea you were even dating anyone. 765 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:37,203 I thought you knew. 766 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,666 No, we've been together since college. 767 00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:45,044 But the weekend after Labor Day, we had this long talk. 768 00:41:45,128 --> 00:41:48,756 Jennifer proposed a trial separation, which normally I'd have considered ridiculous... 769 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:53,386 but I couldn't help thinking of you... and went along. 770 00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:56,514 Out of some sort of residual loyalty to Jennifer... 771 00:41:56,597 --> 00:42:00,685 I didn't call you immediately and instead started coming to the club. 772 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:02,687 Uh - I'm not a very good dancer, but - 773 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,689 No, you are. 774 00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:08,985 I was also curious if the sexual revolution went as far as everyone said. 775 00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:11,529 It had. But emotionally, I couldn't handle it. 776 00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:14,907 I got so depressed, and... 777 00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:16,909 when I saw you that night... 778 00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:19,746 you were a vision. 779 00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:21,789 Not just of loveliness, but of... 780 00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:26,627 virtue and sanity. 781 00:42:29,297 --> 00:42:31,215 What? 782 00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:34,552 I shouldn't talk about it. I'm just gonna end up sounding like an idiot. 783 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:37,805 - No. What? - You're very sexy... 784 00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:40,892 and good-looking and modern and... 785 00:42:40,975 --> 00:42:42,894 hot and - 786 00:42:42,977 --> 00:42:45,063 But what I was craving was sort of... 787 00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:48,483 a sentient individual who wouldn't abandon her intelligence... 788 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:51,486 to hop into bed with e very guy she meets in a nightclub. 789 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:55,073 Why - Why is it that when people have sex with strangers on their mind... 790 00:42:55,156 --> 00:42:58,785 their I.Q. just drops, like, 40 points? 791 00:42:58,868 --> 00:43:00,787 All that affected... 792 00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:02,955 sexy seductress slinking around. 793 00:43:03,039 --> 00:43:06,042 “Uncle Scrooge is sexy”? 794 00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:08,086 I mean, my God, is there no limit? 795 00:43:08,169 --> 00:43:10,129 - No. That was to - - Do you think I'm an idiot? 796 00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:13,758 I'm so sick of all the lies and the nonsense. 797 00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:15,426 - Alice? - ♪♪ [New Disco Song] 798 00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:17,470 Alice. What's wrong? 799 00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:20,431 What happened? 800 00:43:20,515 --> 00:43:23,267 ♪♪ [ Continues] 801 00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:25,478 McGrath. Where is he? 802 00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:27,897 - [Man ] He was around. - Uh, I'd say it's definitely... 803 00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:29,899 not a good idea to approach Van tonight. 804 00:43:29,982 --> 00:43:33,069 - [ Man] There he is. - McGrath. 805 00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:35,780 You're through, McGrath. 806 00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:37,782 You're out of here, right now. 807 00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:39,784 - What? - Bernie. Bernie. 808 00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:42,120 - Where is he? - [ Man] There he is. 809 00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:44,831 - Bernie, this guy's through. - What's going on? 810 00:43:44,914 --> 00:43:47,083 We had a public safety situation in the front. 811 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:49,627 This jerk comes out, trying to make it worse. 812 00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:52,296 - Is this true? - “Public safety situation”? 813 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:54,507 Give me a break. It was a joke. I'm sorry. 814 00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:57,009 We had a public safety situation. 815 00:43:57,093 --> 00:43:59,053 The cops came. It was no joke. 816 00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:03,516 - I tease him a tiny bit. - No teasing, Des. 817 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:05,977 No teasing? 818 00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:07,812 Either he goes, or I do. 819 00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:11,274 Come on, Van. Des, grow up. Cut it out. 820 00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:13,276 Okay. Sorry. 821 00:44:15,736 --> 00:44:19,323 - It's the ad guy. - So, it's the dancing adman. 822 00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:20,741 You're finished. 823 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:23,870 Okay, I work in advertising. Is that a crime? 824 00:44:23,953 --> 00:44:25,872 What's happening in this country? 825 00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:28,249 - ♪♪ [ Continues] - [ Man] There they are. Get 'em. 826 00:44:28,332 --> 00:44:30,334 ♪ To be real ♪ 827 00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:33,754 [ Van] Get the Tin Man. Get him. 828 00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:35,756 ♪ ooh ♪ 829 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,925 Get this jerk out of the club. 830 00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:41,762 You're fired, Des. You're out of here. 831 00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:44,015 You can't fire me, Van. Only Bernie can fire me. 832 00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:46,058 Okay. 833 00:44:46,142 --> 00:44:48,436 You're fired. 834 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,855 And take this yuppie scum with you. 835 00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:54,442 ♪ Ooh What you find ♪ 836 00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:59,280 - ♪ What you feel now ♪♪ - [ Van] Good riddance. 837 00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:01,365 “Yuppie scum"? 838 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:05,536 In college, before dropping out, I took a course in the propaganda uses of language. 839 00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:10,082 One objective is to deny other people's humanity - or even right to exist. 840 00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:13,419 In the men's lounge, someone scrawled “Kill Yuppie Scum.” 841 00:45:13,502 --> 00:45:15,880 Do yuppies even exist? 842 00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:19,842 No one says “I am a yuppie.” It's always the other guy who's a yuppie. 843 00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:23,221 I think for a group to exist, somebody has to admit to be part of it. 844 00:45:23,304 --> 00:45:27,266 Of course yuppies exist. Most people would say you two are prime specimens. 845 00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:30,853 - We're not yuppies. - You think we're yuppies? 846 00:45:30,937 --> 00:45:34,106 - You're seriously saying you're not yuppies? - No. 847 00:45:35,316 --> 00:45:39,320 Yuppie stands for “young, upwardly mobile professional.” 848 00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:42,114 “Nightclub flunky” is not a professional category. 849 00:45:42,198 --> 00:45:45,618 Contrary to popular belief, junior level ad jobs don't pay well at all. 850 00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:49,580 I wish we were yuppies. Young. Upwardly mobile. Professional. 851 00:45:49,664 --> 00:45:52,375 - Those are good things, not bad things. - Where are we going? 852 00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:53,918 - Rex's. - Oh, no. 853 00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:56,671 - What's wrong with Rex's? - Well, you can't dance there... 854 00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:58,673 and it's full of boring preppies. 855 00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:01,509 - Oh, and we're so interesting. - You can dance at Rex's. 856 00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:03,636 Yeah, but why Rex's? Why not some other place? 857 00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:06,097 Well, for one thing, everyone at the club knows I go there. 858 00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:08,599 So, when they come looking for me, I want to be there. 859 00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:10,601 Why would they come looking for you? 860 00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:14,272 What happened tonight was a mistake, which, even now, Bernie's probably very much regretting. 861 00:46:14,355 --> 00:46:17,608 He's a smart guy. Not without good qualities. 862 00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:19,610 Even if very few. 863 00:46:19,694 --> 00:46:23,364 I wouldn't be surprised if he's already called Rex's to retract my dismissal. 864 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:25,992 How can you be so sure of that? 865 00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:28,452 Well, I'm not sure of it. 866 00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:31,789 ♪ Qpportunity Whoa, opportunity ♪ 867 00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:34,667 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, baby ♪ - ♪ Opportunity ♪ 868 00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:37,878 - ♪ Whoa, opportunity) - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 869 00:46:37,962 --> 00:46:39,880 - ♪ Opportunity ♪♪ - Hey. 870 00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:42,300 - [Des] Hey, Rex. - Welcome to Rex's. 871 00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:45,636 Alice, you look like you've seen the dark side of the moon. What did Tom say? 872 00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:47,930 No. I feel much better. 873 00:46:48,014 --> 00:46:51,892 I love your idea of social life as a group, without all this ferocious pairing off. 874 00:46:52,893 --> 00:46:54,895 I couldn't have stood being alone tonight. 875 00:46:54,979 --> 00:46:57,982 [ Dan] We all went to Harvard, but I didn't really know them there. 876 00:46:58,065 --> 00:46:59,984 [Hmw] Which house were you in? 877 00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:02,069 I thought Bernie was smarter than that. 878 00:47:03,112 --> 00:47:05,990 What a blunder. 879 00:47:07,116 --> 00:47:09,160 When they do call, we'll get you immediately. 880 00:47:09,243 --> 00:47:11,162 Thanks, Rex. 881 00:47:11,245 --> 00:47:13,164 - Rex is such a great guy. - [Jimmy] Yeah. 882 00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:16,667 Charlotte says she can tell if a guy is gay or not just by looking in his eyes. 883 00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:18,502 How? 884 00:47:18,586 --> 00:47:21,255 Maybe it's related to how they look at you. 885 00:47:21,339 --> 00:47:24,550 It's hard to define, but I think women can tell. 886 00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:26,594 I can't. 887 00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:29,430 Are Jimmy or I Gay? 888 00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:32,558 Come on. Don't. 889 00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:36,729 Jimmy. No. 890 00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:42,902 Well, not your eyes, but you do have a gay mouth. 891 00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:46,030 A gay mouth? I have a gay mouth? What does that mean? 892 00:47:46,113 --> 00:47:49,700 - Just what I said. - It's true, Des. Your mouth does look gay. 893 00:47:49,784 --> 00:47:54,038 God, how moronic can you get? What nonsense. 894 00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:56,374 Don't think I don't know your whole act. 895 00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:58,542 Excuse me? 896 00:47:58,626 --> 00:48:01,879 Pretending to be gay to get sympathy from women while cruelly dumping them. 897 00:48:01,962 --> 00:48:04,048 And to seem cooler than you actually are. 898 00:48:04,131 --> 00:48:07,343 I despise your whole pathetic act. 899 00:48:07,426 --> 00:48:09,929 You're not fit to lick the boots of my real gay friends. 900 00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:14,433 Well, I don't want to lick the boots of your real gay friends. 901 00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:17,937 You know, I could be gay. 902 00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:20,398 I see through you completely. 903 00:48:20,481 --> 00:48:23,275 - Oh, you see through me completely? - Yeah, I do. 904 00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:26,028 - That's the dark side of feminism. - [ Charlotte ] What? 905 00:48:26,112 --> 00:48:28,572 You have a kind of free pass to make any kind of... 906 00:48:28,656 --> 00:48:30,908 wounding or derogatory comment you want. 907 00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:33,327 I am hardly a militant feminist. 908 00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:35,746 No, you're not. A militant feminist would be a lot fairer. 909 00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:38,749 It is women like you whose attitudes to men are so dehumanizing. 910 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:42,420 - Like what? - That men are swine... 911 00:48:42,503 --> 00:48:45,548 obsessed with large breasts and the sex act... 912 00:48:45,631 --> 00:48:47,842 devoid of any idealistic or romantic sensibility... 913 00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:51,429 when, in fact, we have that idealistic sensibility in spades. 914 00:48:51,512 --> 00:48:56,267 For instance, you have no idea what men really think about women's breasts. 915 00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:58,602 What do men think about women's breasts? 916 00:48:58,686 --> 00:49:00,813 Well, it's not something you just blur': out. 917 00:49:00,896 --> 00:49:03,524 It's far more complicated and nuanced than that. 918 00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:12,366 Okay. I'll tell you a story. When I was in college, there was a girl I had a crush on... 919 00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:14,618 who always had older boyfriends, invariably some senior. 920 00:49:14,702 --> 00:49:18,873 Finally, they all graduated and one night we went back to her room alone. 921 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:21,876 Suddenly, her shirt was off and I was confronted... 922 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,878 with these breasts which turned out to be... 923 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:27,131 completely surprising and, frankly, disconcerting. 924 00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:30,134 They were rather large and-and... 925 00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:32,052 not ugly or especially strange-shaped... 926 00:49:32,136 --> 00:49:34,972 but in all the time that I had thought about her... 927 00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:37,224 these breasts had never figured. 928 00:49:37,308 --> 00:49:39,643 She took off her shirt so quickly... 929 00:49:39,727 --> 00:49:41,729 there was no time for adjustment. 930 00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:43,731 And I sensed something arrogant about it... 931 00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:46,775 as if her abrupt unveiling of her largish breasts... 932 00:49:46,859 --> 00:49:49,487 was somehow going to slay my swinish male self... 933 00:49:49,570 --> 00:49:53,199 as if I hadn't already been slayed on a much higher level. 934 00:49:53,282 --> 00:49:55,034 ♪ Spell on me ♪ 935 00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:59,830 - Her name was Alice too. - Oh, come on, Des. You know that's not true. 936 00:49:59,914 --> 00:50:02,833 - What do you mean it isn't true? - Her name wasn't Alice. 937 00:50:02,917 --> 00:50:05,044 Well, I'm not gonna use her real name. 938 00:50:05,127 --> 00:50:08,672 - Would-Would you like to dance? - ♪ You got me doing funny things, like a clown ♪ 939 00:50:08,756 --> 00:50:11,967 - Do you mind? - ♪ Just a-look at me ♪ 940 00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:18,849 ♪ When you wear your high-heel boots with your hip-hugger suit ♪ 941 00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:22,478 ♪ Huh, it's all right You're out of sight; 942 00:50:22,561 --> 00:50:27,107 If what's bothering you relates to Tom Platt, I-l wouldn't take it personally. 943 00:50:27,191 --> 00:50:29,568 Did you know Tom and Jennifer had a trial separation... 944 00:50:29,652 --> 00:50:32,863 - which was to end tonight? - ♪ I can dig it, and I says oogum, oogum ♪ 945 00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:36,242 What you might not know is that, about a week ago... 946 00:50:36,325 --> 00:50:38,911 they started seeing each other on the sly - 947 00:50:38,994 --> 00:50:42,540 - cheating on their trial separation. - ♪ I say oogum, oogum, boogum, boogum ♪ 948 00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:44,542 How do you know that? 949 00:50:44,625 --> 00:50:46,794 Working at the club, you find out all kinds of things. 950 00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:49,880 You know, this is the way people used to dance in bars in the old days. 951 00:50:49,964 --> 00:50:53,634 Did people ever really dance in bars? I thought that was a myth. 952 00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:56,220 People my older brother's age - uh, they did. 953 00:50:56,303 --> 00:50:58,347 Your brother must be a lot older. 954 00:50:58,430 --> 00:51:01,350 Before disco, this country was a dancing wasteland. 955 00:51:01,433 --> 00:51:05,521 You know the Woodstock generation of the 1960s that were so full of themselves and conceited? 956 00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:08,232 - None of those people could dance. - Huh. 957 00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:11,485 ♪ That I'm crazy about you ♪ 958 00:51:11,569 --> 00:51:16,365 ♪ Huh, now go on now with your bad self ♪♪ 959 00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:23,247 [ Alice ] What happened with her? 960 00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:26,750 I think she noticed that for a moment I flinched. 961 00:51:26,834 --> 00:51:28,919 She dropped me like a rock. I was crushed. 962 00:51:29,003 --> 00:51:32,590 - I'm hushed. - [ Des] I couldn't take it. So, I dropped out... 963 00:51:32,673 --> 00:51:34,925 and got in the nightclub business early. 964 00:51:35,009 --> 00:51:37,261 Thanks to which I probably owe my success today. 965 00:51:37,344 --> 00:51:39,680 [ Charlotte ] Let's share a cab. We Te thinking of going. 966 00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:41,682 - You're all going? - Yeah. 967 00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:44,560 - Have they called yet from the club? - I don't think they will call. 968 00:51:44,643 --> 00:51:47,104 Bernie'll probably send some emissary. That's more his style. 969 00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:50,608 What should we do with the Oz costumes? Just, uh, bring 'em by the club tomorrow? 970 00:51:50,691 --> 00:51:53,569 Actually, those costumes are mine. Just get 'em back to me when you can. 971 00:51:53,652 --> 00:51:55,571 I thought we were here as a group. 972 00:51:55,654 --> 00:51:58,282 You talked about the tremendous importance of group social life. 973 00:51:58,365 --> 00:52:01,118 - Well, it's really late. - Yeah, Alice. It's getting really late. 974 00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:03,746 - We'd better get going. - Thanks again, Des. 975 00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:05,956 - Ciao. - [Des] Bye. 976 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:09,501 - [Jimmy] Bye. Night, Rex. - All week Charlotte's been talking about... 977 00:52:09,585 --> 00:52:11,962 the tremendous importance of group social life... 978 00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:14,214 opposing all this ferocious pairing off. 979 00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:16,258 Well, group social life has its place... 980 00:52:16,342 --> 00:52:20,179 but at a certain point, other biological factors come into play. 981 00:52:20,262 --> 00:52:23,474 Our bodies weren't really designed for group social life. 982 00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:26,477 A certain amount of pairing off was always part of the original plan. 983 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,979 - God, I can't believe you'd say that. - What? 984 00:52:29,104 --> 00:52:33,317 - What did I say? - What you mean to say is that they've all gone back to screw their brains out. 985 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:37,655 No, I didn't say that. I said they were going to pair off. Well, wait. Don't go. 986 00:52:37,738 --> 00:52:40,449 I didn't mean to say anything anybody could be offended by. 987 00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:43,243 Oh, thank God. He's here. Des, Bernie regrets what happened. 988 00:52:43,327 --> 00:52:45,996 It was a mistake, and he wants you back. 989 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:48,499 I'm sorry. 990 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:50,626 I know why you're so upset. 991 00:52:50,709 --> 00:52:53,295 - I mean, I know what really happened with Tom. - What? 992 00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:57,257 That he thought you were really slutty or something. That's so stupid. 993 00:53:00,052 --> 00:53:02,680 You can't worry about what misinterpreters think. 994 00:53:02,763 --> 00:53:04,807 That's so unfair. 995 00:53:04,890 --> 00:53:07,101 Come back to my place. We should talk. 996 00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:10,771 There - Nothing will happen. I just need somebody to talk to. Maybe you do too. 997 00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:14,775 Eighty-ninth and First. 998 00:53:14,858 --> 00:53:17,277 [ Windshield Wipers Whirring] 999 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:24,952 - ♪♪ [Disco ] - [Door Opens ] 1000 00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:27,955 - Hi. - [Door Closes ] 1001 00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:30,040 Hi. 1002 00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:33,210 ♪♪ [ Recording: Woman Vocalizing] 1003 00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:35,504 - [Jimmy] Oh, Wail. Uh - - [ Charlotte Chuckles ] 1004 00:53:35,587 --> 00:53:38,799 [ Jimmy] My goodness. [ Continues Speaking, indistinct] 1005 00:53:40,801 --> 00:53:42,803 ♪ Sexy baby ♪ 1006 00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:45,305 ♪ Good lovin' daddy ♪ 1007 00:53:45,389 --> 00:53:49,309 - ♪ Ooh, let me be your rockin' chair ♪ - [ Whispering] 1008 00:53:49,393 --> 00:53:51,645 ♪ Just a-rock me away from here ♪ 1009 00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:54,440 - ♪ Let's get it on ♪ - [ Knocks] 1010 00:53:54,523 --> 00:53:56,316 - ♪ Come to me, baby,» - Alice. 1011 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,695 What would your dream book to publish be, if you could publish any book ? 1012 00:53:59,778 --> 00:54:03,824 - Anything that might become a best seller. - Aside from that. Your dream book. 1013 00:54:05,701 --> 00:54:09,121 I'd say a collection of new J.D. Salinger stories... 1014 00:54:09,204 --> 00:54:13,125 but more in the direction of “The Laughing Man” or “Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters”... 1015 00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:15,586 not “Hapworth 16” or “Seymour: An Introduction.” 1016 00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:18,046 Did you know that, in his own day... 1017 00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:22,134 Mary McCarthy and Alfred Kazin wrote devastating pieces on Salinger? 1018 00:54:22,217 --> 00:54:26,346 - No. - Yeah. They really destroyed him. 1019 00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:28,515 ♪ Sexy baby ♪ - [ Sighs] 1020 00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:30,934 - ♪ Good lovin' daddy ♪ - God. 1021 00:54:31,018 --> 00:54:33,520 ♪ Let me be your rockin' chair ♪ 1022 00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:36,356 ♪ Just a-rock me away from here ♪ 1023 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,776 ♪ Let's get it on ♪ 1024 00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:40,861 ♪ Come to me, baby Ooh ♪ 1025 00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:44,281 - [ Charlotte And Jimmy Whispering] - ♪ Let me be your rockin' chair ♪ 1026 00:54:44,364 --> 00:54:46,992 ♪ Just a-rock me away from here ♪ 1027 00:54:47,075 --> 00:54:49,620 ♪ Rock me gently ♪ 1028 00:54:49,703 --> 00:54:52,498 ♪ Make me feel like a cloud in the sky ♪♪ 1029 00:54:52,581 --> 00:54:54,833 [ Dan, Whispering] Maybe we should go the outside way, like Alice. 1030 00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:57,836 [ Holly, Whispering] I'm sure it was Jimmy. It's very quiet. 1031 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:08,096 [ Door Hinges Squeak] 1032 00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:10,724 [ Charlotte] Get out! Get out! 1033 00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:15,646 - [ Door Slams] - [ Dan] That was pretty bad. 1034 00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:17,815 [ Sloshing, Spits 1 1035 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:24,154 [ Spits ] 1036 00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:32,412 [ Door Opens ] 1037 00:55:32,496 --> 00:55:35,874 - What's the matter now? - What? 1038 00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:39,378 All the noise - clomping around, banging pans. 1039 00:55:39,461 --> 00:55:42,631 - Sorry. I didn't realize it. - You obviously intended it. 1040 00:55:42,714 --> 00:55:44,800 What do you mean? 1041 00:55:44,883 --> 00:55:48,762 It's very aggressive. You don't clomp around banging pans for no reason. 1042 00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:52,683 - Like what reason? - You know perfectly well. 1043 00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:55,936 - Because I only bang pans? - [ Scoffs ] 1044 00:55:57,187 --> 00:56:00,148 Well, frankly, that's not what I heard. 1045 00:56:13,954 --> 00:56:17,416 Okay, anything I did that was wrong I apologize for. 1046 00:56:17,499 --> 00:56:21,044 But anything I did that was not wrong, I don't apologize for. 1047 00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:27,634 [ Sighs ] God, Alice is such a Scorpio. 1048 00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:31,680 I.” I Reggae ] 1049 00:56:38,228 --> 00:56:41,982 ♪ Sweet majesty,r 1050 00:56:42,065 --> 00:56:43,984 ♪♪ [ Continues] - [Dog Growling] 1051 00:56:44,067 --> 00:56:47,487 Come on, boy. Did she hurt you? You okay? Let's see. Let's see. 1052 00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:50,949 Aw. We'll fix it. 1053 00:56:51,033 --> 00:56:54,953 - ♪ So much I've longed ♪ - ♪ I've longed,» 1054 00:56:55,037 --> 00:56:58,874 - ♪ To speak to you ♪ - [ Dog Barkmg] 1055 00:56:58,957 --> 00:57:02,544 - ♪♪ [ Continues ] - Rufus! Rufus! 1056 00:57:02,628 --> 00:57:04,755 Come here, boy. 1057 00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:07,299 - Rufus! Come here! Hey! - [ Kicks] 1058 00:57:07,382 --> 00:57:09,301 - [Sharp Yelping ] - Never do that! 1059 00:57:09,384 --> 00:57:11,303 How dare you! 1060 00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:15,015 Shame on you! Bitch! 1061 00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:17,893 [ Alice] I decided to go ahead with the Tibet book proposal. 1062 00:57:17,976 --> 00:57:21,313 - What? - The memoir about the Dalai Lama's older brother? 1063 00:57:21,396 --> 00:57:22,814 Oh. 1064 00:57:22,898 --> 00:57:25,651 I'd like to bring it up at Wednesday's editorial meeting. 1065 00:57:25,734 --> 00:57:28,028 You really like that? 1066 00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:31,823 - Other people liked it too? - Yeah. 1067 00:57:34,284 --> 00:57:37,037 Okay, I'll take another look. 1068 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,081 You know, it's considered a little self-indulgent... 1069 00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:43,168 to read too much of a manuscript if it doesn't seem to be going anywhere. 1070 00:57:44,252 --> 00:57:46,171 Have you known Holly long? 1071 00:57:46,254 --> 00:57:48,757 Just since we found the apartment. Why? 1072 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:53,387 She's very, uh... quiet, isn't she? 1073 00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:55,973 Well, I would say not more than normal. 1074 00:57:56,056 --> 00:57:58,976 Your standard of normal could be different from other people's. 1075 00:57:59,059 --> 00:58:01,478 How do you mean? 1076 00:58:01,561 --> 00:58:03,480 I don't understand that. 1077 00:58:03,563 --> 00:58:05,482 I guess what I'm asking is - 1078 00:58:05,565 --> 00:58:08,151 - You do like Holly, don't you? - Yeah, of course. 1079 00:58:08,235 --> 00:58:11,321 But she is intelligent, isn't she? 1080 00:58:11,405 --> 00:58:14,491 Sometimes I question her dating choices. 1081 00:58:14,574 --> 00:58:17,494 - God, you're tough. - I'm not tough in the least. 1082 00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:19,705 No, you're really tough. 1083 00:58:19,788 --> 00:58:22,374 ♪ Halston, Gucci; 1084 00:58:22,457 --> 00:58:24,209 ♪ Fiorucci ♪ 1085 00:58:24,292 --> 00:58:28,714 ♪ He looks like a still The! men is dressed to kill 'P 1086 00:58:28,797 --> 00:58:31,091 ♪ Oh, What, wow,» 1087 00:58:31,174 --> 00:58:33,051 ♪ He's the greatest dancer ♪ 1088 00:58:33,135 --> 00:58:35,429 ♪ Oh, what, wow That I've ever seen ♪ 1089 00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:37,180 ♪ I've ever seen ♪♪ 1090 00:58:37,264 --> 00:58:39,683 - Congratulations, Alice. - Yeah, your first book. Great. 1091 00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:41,685 It could be a best seller. 1092 00:58:41,768 --> 00:58:43,729 [ Woman] Charlotte. Oh, Charlotte. 1093 00:58:43,812 --> 00:58:46,148 That was so moving, what you said about our obligation to writers. 1094 00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:48,984 - Thanks. - And how often we fall short of that. 1095 00:58:49,067 --> 00:58:52,195 Well, let's face it. Most authors are still conceited dopes. 1096 00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:54,740 You - You can't say that. 1097 00:58:54,823 --> 00:58:57,951 You're an editor. You don't have to deal with them on a daily basis. 1098 00:58:58,035 --> 00:59:01,163 When you're an assistant, it's harder to dodge the calls. 1099 00:59:01,246 --> 00:59:04,499 Good going, Alice. I'm really glad we got this book. 1100 00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:07,711 I understand that you know some people at the club. 1101 00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:11,381 Do you think that maybe, uh, sometime you could get us in there some night? 1102 00:59:11,465 --> 00:59:14,634 - [ Charlotte ] Yeah, certainly. We'll arrange that. - [ Chuckling ] Great. Thanks. 1103 00:59:17,804 --> 00:59:20,390 - Thanks a lot, Dan. - Sure. 1104 00:59:20,474 --> 00:59:23,727 Do you have any idea why Jimmy's suddenly so interested in your social life? 1105 00:59:23,810 --> 00:59:26,730 - No. He's interested in my social life? - Haven't you noticed? 1106 00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:29,524 He's always wondering why you don't go out or go to the club. 1107 00:59:29,608 --> 00:59:31,359 He is? 1108 00:59:31,443 --> 00:59:34,362 You know, Alice, you've been hanging around the apartment a lot. 1109 00:59:34,446 --> 00:59:38,617 You've kind of set up office there. None of the rest of us has any privacy. 1110 00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,869 - The railroad apartment wasn't my idea. - Yeah, that's true... 1111 00:59:40,952 --> 00:59:44,164 but it's just odd that you're so much friendlier to Jimmy now he's with me. 1112 00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:48,126 I just think the situation 's kind of awkward. 1113 00:59:48,210 --> 00:59:50,670 What do you want me to do, promise not to talk to him anymore? 1114 00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:54,925 I'm sure you know perfectly well how to subtly get a guy to cool it if you really wanted to. 1115 00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:57,302 [ Singers ] ♪ Turn it upside down ♪ 1116 00:59:57,385 --> 00:59:59,304 [ Woman] ♪ Hey, yeah ♪ 1117 00:59:59,387 --> 01:00:02,140 - ♪ Love to hear percussion ♪ - Hey. 1118 01:00:02,224 --> 01:00:04,643 - ♪ Whoa ♪ - ♪ Love to hear it ♪ 1119 01:00:04,726 --> 01:00:06,978 ♪ Flute player, play your flute ♪ 1120 01:00:07,062 --> 01:00:10,065 ♪ 'Cause I know that you want to get your thing off,» 1121 01:00:10,148 --> 01:00:12,400 - Oh, damn. - ♪♪ [ Continues ] 1122 01:00:12,484 --> 01:00:14,319 “Oh, damn”? Thanks. 1123 01:00:14,402 --> 01:00:17,531 - You're here to see Van? - You don 7 mind, do you? 1124 01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:20,951 Well, I sorta do. I hate asking that guy for favours. 1125 01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:24,287 They're not gonna keep me on much longer if I can't get clients into the club. 1126 01:00:24,371 --> 01:00:26,998 It's that important to you to stay in advertising? 1127 01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:32,754 Okay. Better see him while he's still on his upswing. 1128 01:00:32,838 --> 01:00:36,133 - ♪♪ [ Continues ] - Drink chip? 1129 01:00:36,216 --> 01:00:38,135 [ Josh ] Hey, Des. 1130 01:00:38,218 --> 01:00:40,137 - Hi. - God. What happened to you? 1131 01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:43,056 - Jesus, Josh. You're a mess. - I'm a mess. 1132 01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:46,560 - I gotta talk to you. - You sure you don't want to clean up a little? 1133 01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:48,186 It's kinda serious. 1134 01:00:48,270 --> 01:00:51,606 I'll look for Alice and Charlotte, see if they've come in. 1135 01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:55,026 - ♪ Whoa-ohh-ohh ♪ - ♪ Love to hear it, love to hear it ♪ 1136 01:00:55,110 --> 01:00:57,320 ♪ Hey-ey-ey-ey ♪♪ 1137 01:00:57,404 --> 01:00:59,239 - ♪♪ [ Continues ] - That's Audrey Rouget. 1138 01:00:59,322 --> 01:01:03,660 The youngest person ever to be made an editor in the history of Farrar, Straus. 1139 01:01:03,743 --> 01:01:06,997 - How do you know her? - She interviewed me. 1140 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:08,999 How did it go? 1141 01:01:09,082 --> 01:01:13,295 Have you ever been in an interview and gotten the impression they see through you completely? 1142 01:01:13,378 --> 01:01:15,630 ♪ Turn the beat around ♪ 1143 01:01:15,714 --> 01:01:18,091 I didn't get an offer. 1144 01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:21,094 - You don't want to clean up a little? - No. 1145 01:01:21,178 --> 01:01:23,096 You know, you look really bad. 1146 01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:26,099 I know. That's actually good in my work. It puts people at ease. 1147 01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:30,770 Looking like this, they feel, frankly, superior to me and say things they ordinarily wouldn't. 1148 01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:32,939 It's very disarming. 1149 01:01:33,023 --> 01:01:35,192 Phew! What happened? 1150 01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:38,361 I was having drinks with some friends in the Village, and there was this terrible guy... 1151 01:01:38,445 --> 01:01:40,363 really bothering this girl, so I decided to intervene... 1152 01:01:40,447 --> 01:01:42,699 but it turns out they were married. 1153 01:01:42,782 --> 01:01:44,993 What's this now? You're not here on official business, are you? 1154 01:01:45,076 --> 01:01:48,038 Knowing that we went to college together, they asked me to talk to you. 1155 01:01:48,121 --> 01:01:49,623 Who is “they”? 1156 01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:52,125 I can't tell you. 1157 01:01:52,209 --> 01:01:55,754 I couldn't believe you'd be involved in the kinds of things that have been going on here... 1158 01:01:55,837 --> 01:01:57,714 and told them so. 1159 01:01:57,797 --> 01:02:02,636 I consider you a person of some integrity, except, you know, in your relations with women. 1160 01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:05,555 ♪♪ [ New Disco Song] 1161 01:02:16,608 --> 01:02:20,237 ♪ No, I don't know if it's right,r 1162 01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:24,366 ♪ To let you make love to me ♪ 1163 01:02:24,449 --> 01:02:29,579 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1164 01:02:29,663 --> 01:02:32,707 ♪ I don't know if I should ♪ 1165 01:02:33,959 --> 01:02:35,919 ♪ Give my love to you ♪ 1166 01:02:36,002 --> 01:02:40,298 ♪ When I know you're no good ♪♪ 1167 01:02:40,382 --> 01:02:43,176 - No, I don't wanna play that stuff. - All right. I'll let him know. 1168 01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:45,720 Take the tortoise and the hare. Okay, the tortoise won one race. 1169 01:02:45,804 --> 01:02:49,224 Do you think that hare is really gonna lose any more races to turtles? Not on your life. 1170 01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:52,060 - I like that tortoise. - So do /. 1171 01:02:52,143 --> 01:02:53,853 But if you were a betting person, would you say... 1172 01:02:53,937 --> 01:02:56,898 “That tortoise won against the hare. In future races, I'm backing him”? No. 1173 01:02:56,982 --> 01:02:58,900 That race was almost certainly a fluke, and afterwards... 1174 01:02:58,984 --> 01:03:01,069 the tortoise is still a tortoise, and the hare a hare. 1175 01:03:01,152 --> 01:03:03,697 - [Dan] Domestic beer. A Bud. - [ Woman ] Mm-hmm. 1176 01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:05,699 Vodka tonic, please. 1177 01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:08,493 Um, I'll just have a Coca-Cola. 1178 01:03:09,703 --> 01:03:12,080 You're not drinking? 1179 01:03:12,163 --> 01:03:15,542 Alice is not having a cocktail? I can't believe it. 1180 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:18,420 - Well, I'm not. - What is it? 1181 01:03:18,503 --> 01:03:22,382 Do you have strep throat, or some flu you're taking antibiotics for? 1182 01:03:22,465 --> 01:03:24,551 ♪♪ [ Continues] 1183 01:03:24,634 --> 01:03:27,178 Oh, my God. You have the clap, don't you? 1184 01:03:27,262 --> 01:03:30,557 You're on antibiotics, and the doctor told you not to drink or something. 1185 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,226 That's why you're not drinking. 1186 01:03:33,310 --> 01:03:36,604 Usually there's no coming between Alice and a cocktail. 1187 01:03:36,688 --> 01:03:38,690 [ Mutters ] Oh, my God. 1188 01:03:38,773 --> 01:03:40,817 ♪♪ [ Continues] 1189 01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:45,155 No, I'm sure I'm right. The bottle of tetracycline on her bureau top. 1190 01:03:45,238 --> 01:03:47,157 Tetracycline's specific for the clap. 1191 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,159 How could you say that? 1192 01:03:49,242 --> 01:03:51,953 Come on. Everyone gets something. 1193 01:03:52,037 --> 01:03:53,997 ♪ Love's gone behind ♪ 1194 01:03:56,458 --> 01:03:58,251 ♪ Lost inside ♪ 1195 01:03:58,335 --> 01:04:03,089 ♪ Adorable illusion and I cannot hide ♪ 1196 01:04:03,173 --> 01:04:06,593 ♪ I'm the one you're using Please don't push me aside ♪ 1197 01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:09,846 ♪ We could have made it cruising Yeah ♪♪ 1198 01:04:12,223 --> 01:04:14,267 Alice. 1199 01:04:14,351 --> 01:04:18,229 I am so, so sorry. I should never have said that. 1200 01:04:18,313 --> 01:04:21,733 I have some sort of sick compulsion to say everything that occurs to me. 1201 01:04:21,816 --> 01:04:25,612 I just want to let you know, as soon as I can find a new rooming situation, I'm moving out. 1202 01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:30,033 - I can't take it anymore. - That's not possible. You're not serious. 1203 01:04:31,284 --> 01:04:33,953 - Just let me know when you're ready to go. - Okay. 1204 01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:37,123 Please, Alice. 1205 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:40,960 Rooming with you and Holly has been the most important thing to happen to me in my life. 1206 01:04:41,044 --> 01:04:43,963 You're the first women friends I've ever had. 1207 01:04:44,047 --> 01:04:48,593 [ Sighs ] The anger you're feeling now is actually more justified than you know. 1208 01:04:48,676 --> 01:04:51,805 When we were at Hampshire, I really hated you. 1209 01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:54,891 You seemed so moralistic and judgmental. 1210 01:04:54,974 --> 01:04:57,560 I had no idea then how you really were. 1211 01:04:57,644 --> 01:05:01,064 When guys wanted to ask you out, I talked them out of it. 1212 01:05:01,147 --> 01:05:05,151 Oh, my God. I can't believe how evil I was. But I've completely changed. 1213 01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:08,279 If you'll give me another chance, I'll be the best friend you've ever had. 1214 01:05:08,363 --> 01:05:11,282 If the apartment situation weren't so impossible, I'd move out now. 1215 01:05:11,366 --> 01:05:14,786 I can understand how you'd feel that way. You're right to. 1216 01:05:14,869 --> 01:05:17,372 But things aren't always as they seem. 1217 01:05:17,455 --> 01:05:20,375 Bad and inexcusable as what I said back there might have been... 1218 01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:23,670 I think you'll find it'll actually improve your reputation with these guys enormously. 1219 01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:26,631 You'll be more popular than ever. Watch. 1220 01:05:26,714 --> 01:05:28,633 V.D.'s not all bad. 1221 01:05:28,716 --> 01:05:31,469 You'll find there are actually positive aspects to it. 1222 01:05:31,553 --> 01:05:33,513 [Whispers ] What? 1223 01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:36,516 Well, you know that “please inform all previous partners” thing? 1224 01:05:36,599 --> 01:05:38,518 It's actually a terrific way... 1225 01:05:38,601 --> 01:05:41,521 to get back in touch with guys you might have liked but have lost contact with. 1226 01:05:41,604 --> 01:05:44,524 Just in my own experience, it's twice led to renewed relationships... 1227 01:05:44,607 --> 01:05:48,278 with guys that lasted quite a while and were really sweet. 1228 01:05:48,403 --> 01:05:52,657 I'm not talking about herpes infections, which are far more serious and apparently incurable. 1229 01:05:52,740 --> 01:05:57,620 Just standard V.D. and other conditions easily treatable with antibiotics. 1230 01:05:59,247 --> 01:06:01,291 - [Toilet Flushes ] - ♪♪ [ Disco, Faint] 1231 01:06:02,876 --> 01:06:05,044 [ Clears Throat] 1232 01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:09,466 God, are you following me or something? 1233 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,802 You said you weren't taking anything. 1234 01:06:12,886 --> 01:06:16,306 Well, I'm not. It was a gift. I never buy the stuff. 1235 01:06:16,389 --> 01:06:18,766 - Anyway, it hardly affects me. - Oh, no. 1236 01:06:18,850 --> 01:06:20,810 Actually, what I'm high about is the situation with Alice. 1237 01:06:20,894 --> 01:06:23,062 This makes her seem much more accessible. 1238 01:06:23,146 --> 01:06:26,399 She's not operating on a plane so far removed from the rest of us. 1239 01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:28,485 There's hope for me. 1240 01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:35,158 What did Josh want to talk to you about? ls everything okay? 1241 01:06:36,659 --> 01:06:38,578 Uh, no. 1242 01:06:38,661 --> 01:06:40,580 Not exactly. 1243 01:06:40,663 --> 01:06:42,373 [ Flushes ] 1244 01:06:42,457 --> 01:06:46,878 I'm sorry to bug you about this, but I'd be really grateful if we could talk with Van soon. 1245 01:06:47,962 --> 01:06:51,382 The way it's going, if I can't get people in here, I'm gonna lose my job. 1246 01:06:51,466 --> 01:06:53,384 ♪♪ [ Continues] 1247 01:06:53,468 --> 01:06:55,553 Des! You lied to me! 1248 01:06:55,637 --> 01:06:59,682 I thought you were a wonderful man, but it was all lies! 1249 01:06:59,766 --> 01:07:02,560 - No. - You said you loved me! 1250 01:07:02,644 --> 01:07:05,813 And then you said you were gay! But you're not! 1251 01:07:05,897 --> 01:07:08,274 Everyone knew but me! 1252 01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:10,360 You completely humiliated me! 1253 01:07:10,443 --> 01:07:12,695 I could be gay. 1254 01:07:12,779 --> 01:07:16,032 You're saying again you're Gay? 1255 01:07:16,115 --> 01:07:18,034 Tell me honestly. 1256 01:07:18,117 --> 01:07:21,412 Have you had sex with men? 1257 01:07:21,496 --> 01:07:24,582 ♪♪ [ Continues] 1258 01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:27,335 Well, that's defining it rather narrowly. 1259 01:07:27,418 --> 01:07:30,463 Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! 1260 01:07:30,547 --> 01:07:32,048 Bullshit! 1261 01:07:33,258 --> 01:07:36,719 ♪ I want to give it I want to get some too ♪ 1262 01:07:36,803 --> 01:07:40,390 ♪ I-I, I-I, Ohh-Oh-Oh-Oh, I ♪♪ 1263 01:07:40,515 --> 01:07:43,059 - ♪♪ [ Fades] - [ Female Reporter] Between games, as planned... 1264 01:07:43,142 --> 01:07:46,271 a huge box containing thousands of disco records was blown up. 1265 01:07:46,354 --> 01:07:48,356 [ Crowd Cheering ] 1266 01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:57,782 [ Loud Cheering] 1267 01:07:57,865 --> 01:07:59,325 [ Man Shouts] 1268 01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:01,869 [ Reporter] The rest was unplanned. 1269 01:08:01,953 --> 01:08:04,706 Fans stormed out onto the field in the thousands... 1270 01:08:04,789 --> 01:08:09,460 disco records were hurled like Frisbees, bonfires were set, bottles were thrown. 1271 01:08:09,544 --> 01:08:13,756 The batting cage was torn down and destroyed. Fistfights broke out. 1272 01:08:19,512 --> 01:08:23,224 [ Female Reporter #2] Manhattan district attorney Robert Morgenthau, at his press conference... 1273 01:08:23,308 --> 01:08:27,437 congratulated prosecutors on their successful convictions in the probe of - 1274 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,439 ...impact whatsoever, except that - 1275 01:08:29,522 --> 01:08:33,693 [ Male Reporter] ...first time on his real estate task force's 18 convictions of executives... 1276 01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:35,695 at six commercial brokerages... 1277 01:08:35,778 --> 01:08:37,780 promised a vigorous prosecution... 1278 01:08:37,864 --> 01:08:40,908 that would end white-collar crime in a wide -ranging series of investigations - 1279 01:08:40,992 --> 01:08:42,994 [ Reporter Fades ] 1280 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:09,395 I'll just be a second. 1281 01:09:34,379 --> 01:09:38,049 - Alice, congratulations on the TV sale. - Thanks. 1282 01:09:39,467 --> 01:09:41,594 - Hi. - Hi. 1283 01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:44,180 - How's Holly? - Fine. 1284 01:09:44,263 --> 01:09:47,684 Is she, um, going out with anyone? 1285 01:09:47,767 --> 01:09:52,105 Yeah, this really nice guy who went to Denver University and works in real estate. 1286 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:54,607 He found her this incredibly cheap apartment. 1287 01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:56,693 She no longer lives with you guys? 1288 01:09:57,694 --> 01:10:00,113 You hold what happened against me. 1289 01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:04,909 Not that you broke up, just that you go out with people based primarily on looks. 1290 01:10:04,992 --> 01:10:06,911 Holly's also very nice. 1291 01:10:06,994 --> 01:10:11,165 A lot of people are nice. You only asked out the fabulously good-looking one. 1292 01:10:11,249 --> 01:10:13,209 You hold that against me. 1293 01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:15,044 Well, pretty shallow. 1294 01:10:15,128 --> 01:10:18,715 You know, Alice, except for politics, we've got a lot in common. 1295 01:10:18,798 --> 01:10:23,678 We're both pretty serious and, I think, respect each other's bases for judgment. 1296 01:10:23,761 --> 01:10:26,556 Occasionally I get reactionary thoughts too. 1297 01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:29,058 I'm not reactionary. 1298 01:10:29,142 --> 01:10:32,311 - Well, aesthetically. - Oh. Well, aesthetically. 1299 01:10:40,153 --> 01:10:42,572 You mean you think / gave it to you. 1300 01:10:42,655 --> 01:10:44,574 [ Chuckles ] 1301 01:10:44,657 --> 01:10:48,202 - How can you be sure? - I'm sure. 1302 01:10:48,286 --> 01:10:53,082 Well, you were a lot more active than I was. 1303 01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:56,210 Y-You were obviously very experienced. 1304 01:10:56,294 --> 01:10:58,337 [ Clears Throat] No. 1305 01:10:58,421 --> 01:11:00,256 Oh, come on. 1306 01:11:00,339 --> 01:11:02,258 How did you know all that? 1307 01:11:02,341 --> 01:11:05,011 Well, I read... a lot. 1308 01:11:06,012 --> 01:11:08,055 You must have been with some guys. 1309 01:11:08,139 --> 01:11:11,392 You - You weren't a virgin. [ Chuckles ] 1310 01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:16,981 Well, I didn't consider myself a virgin, but - 1311 01:11:18,065 --> 01:11:19,984 What? 1312 01:11:20,067 --> 01:11:22,195 I don't know. 1313 01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:24,280 Technically - 1314 01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:29,368 - What? - If, when making love... 1315 01:11:29,452 --> 01:11:32,163 the man spurts... 1316 01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:34,874 outside the woman... 1317 01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:37,043 does that count as sexual intercourse? 1318 01:11:37,126 --> 01:11:39,712 “Spurts”? 1319 01:11:39,796 --> 01:11:42,799 If it squirts outside... 1320 01:11:42,882 --> 01:11:45,092 without getting in... 1321 01:11:45,176 --> 01:11:47,386 does that count as losing your virginity? 1322 01:11:47,470 --> 01:11:51,349 No part of the man got in at any time? 1323 01:11:53,226 --> 01:11:55,353 I don't think so. 1324 01:11:56,896 --> 01:12:00,107 I think part has to get in... 1325 01:12:00,191 --> 01:12:02,902 to be considered sexual intercourse. 1326 01:12:04,153 --> 01:12:06,489 So then I was a virgin. 1327 01:12:07,698 --> 01:12:09,700 I can't believe that. 1328 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:14,080 The first time you make love, I - 1329 01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:18,751 I give you both “G” and an “H” infection. 1330 01:12:18,835 --> 01:12:20,962 “H”? 1331 01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:32,974 I don't know, I'm beginning to think that maybe... 1332 01:12:33,057 --> 01:12:37,019 that old system of people getting married based on mutual respect and shared aspirations... 1333 01:12:37,103 --> 01:12:40,815 and then slowly over time earning each other's love and admiration... 1334 01:12:40,898 --> 01:12:42,817 worked the best. 1335 01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:44,819 Well, we'll never know. 1336 01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:46,821 Almost ready. 1337 01:12:46,904 --> 01:12:50,992 God! Waiting around all night for the unemployed guy to get around to shaving. 1338 01:12:51,075 --> 01:12:53,411 You're so busy you can't shower until midnight? 1339 01:12:53,494 --> 01:12:56,747 Excuse me. “Unemployed” is not who I am. 1340 01:12:56,831 --> 01:13:00,251 I'm a fully employed person who just happens not to have a job right now... 1341 01:13:00,334 --> 01:13:03,254 largely because of some structural problems in the advertising industry. 1342 01:13:03,337 --> 01:13:05,756 I'm sorry. That was really inconsiderate. 1343 01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:08,050 Please forgive me. 1344 01:13:09,802 --> 01:13:14,307 - [Chattering ] - ♪ Spinning all around the floor just like Rogers and Astaire ♪ 1345 01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:17,310 [ Jimmy] Of course, if you talk enthusiastically about your work in advertising... 1346 01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:19,312 you sound like a total cretin. 1347 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:22,315 [ Charlotte] No, your enthusiasm is actually enormously appealing. 1348 01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:25,526 In fact, I used not to think so well of people in advertising... 1349 01:13:25,610 --> 01:13:29,322 but that's one of the great things about getting out of college and into the real world - 1350 01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:32,575 how experience changes and improves your views. 1351 01:13:32,658 --> 01:13:37,163 During college, I remember seeing couples with crying babies and thinking, “How horrible.” 1352 01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:40,249 Lately I've been spending a lot of time with my niece and nephew. 1353 01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:43,544 Saturday I took my niece, who's seven, to see the Disney movie Lady and the Tramp. 1354 01:13:43,628 --> 01:13:46,589 She loved it. It was so cute. 1355 01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:49,926 I'm beginning to fall in love with the whole idea of having kids. 1356 01:13:51,510 --> 01:13:53,429 - I hate that movie. - What? 1357 01:13:53,512 --> 01:13:56,849 It's so tacky, not to mention depressing. 1358 01:13:56,933 --> 01:14:01,020 This sweet movie about cute cartoon dogs you found depressing? 1359 01:14:01,103 --> 01:14:03,105 [Josh ] There is something depressing about it. 1360 01:14:03,189 --> 01:14:05,524 And it's not really about dogs. 1361 01:14:05,608 --> 01:14:09,904 Except for some superficial bowwow stuff at the start, the dogs all represent human types... 1362 01:14:09,987 --> 01:14:12,406 which is where it gets into real trouble. 1363 01:14:12,490 --> 01:14:14,408 [ Clears Throat] Lady, the ostensible protagonist... 1364 01:14:14,492 --> 01:14:17,954 is a fluffy, blonde cocker spaniel with absolutely nothing on her brain. 1365 01:14:18,037 --> 01:14:21,582 She's great-looking, but - let's be honest - incredibly insipid. 1366 01:14:21,666 --> 01:14:24,210 Tramp, the love interest... 1367 01:14:24,293 --> 01:14:26,879 is a smarmy braggart of the most obnoxious kind - 1368 01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:31,092 an oily jailbird out for a piece of tail or whatever he can get. 1369 01:14:31,175 --> 01:14:33,386 - Oh, come on. - No, he's a self-confessed chicken thief. 1370 01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:35,388 An all-around sleazeball. 1371 01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:37,390 What's the function of a film of this kind? 1372 01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:40,142 Essentially, it's a primer on love and marriage directed at very young people... 1373 01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:41,644 imprinting on their little psyches... 1374 01:14:41,727 --> 01:14:44,230 the idea that smooth-talking delinquents recently escaped from the local pound... 1375 01:14:44,313 --> 01:14:47,483 are a good match for nice girls from sheltered homes. 1376 01:14:47,566 --> 01:14:50,820 When, in 10 years, the icky human version of Tramp shows up around the house... 1377 01:14:50,903 --> 01:14:54,198 their hormones will be racing, and no one will understand why. 1378 01:14:54,281 --> 01:14:56,534 Films like this program women to adore jerks. 1379 01:14:56,617 --> 01:14:58,703 God, you're nuts. 1380 01:14:58,786 --> 01:15:02,915 The only sympathetic character - the little Scottie who's so loyal and concerned about Lady - 1381 01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:06,585 is mocked as old-fashioned and irrelevant and shunted off to the side. 1382 01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:09,714 Isn't the whole point that Tramp changes? 1383 01:15:09,797 --> 01:15:12,967 Okay, maybe in the past he stole chickens, ran around without a license... 1384 01:15:13,050 --> 01:15:15,594 and wasn't always sincere with members of the opposite sex... 1385 01:15:15,678 --> 01:15:17,638 but through his love for Lady... 1386 01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:21,559 and the beneficent influences of fatherhood and matrimony... 1387 01:15:21,642 --> 01:15:24,729 he changes and becomes a valued member... 1388 01:15:24,812 --> 01:15:28,983 of that, you know, rather idyllic household. 1389 01:15:29,066 --> 01:15:30,776 [ Josh ] I don't think people really change that way. 1390 01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:34,071 We can change our context, but we can't change ourselves. 1391 01:15:34,155 --> 01:15:36,115 - What does that mean? - Well, you changed. 1392 01:15:36,198 --> 01:15:39,785 - Come on, Des. - That's a little different. 1393 01:15:39,869 --> 01:15:42,580 I agree with Josh. The Scottie is the only admirable character. 1394 01:15:42,663 --> 01:15:46,208 Would have been a much better movie if Lady ended up with him. 1395 01:15:48,294 --> 01:15:51,047 I'm really surprised. I think Tramp really changed. 1396 01:15:51,130 --> 01:15:54,592 Maybe he wanted to change or tried to change, but there's not a lot of integrity there. 1397 01:15:54,675 --> 01:15:57,428 First he'd be hanging around the house, drinking, watching ball games... 1398 01:15:57,511 --> 01:16:00,056 maybe knocking Lady around a little bit, but pretty soon... 1399 01:16:00,139 --> 01:16:03,017 he'd be back at the town dump chasing tail. 1400 01:16:03,142 --> 01:16:07,229 Give me a break! Are you taking your medication? Because what you're saying is completely nuts! 1401 01:16:07,354 --> 01:16:10,691 - God. Des! - No, I think people should know that our friend here has a certain condition. 1402 01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:13,194 - [ Jimmy] Shut up./ - How can Morgenthau employ you? 1403 01:16:13,277 --> 01:16:16,781 He knows about Mass. Mental Health and the loony tunes junior year? 1404 01:16:16,864 --> 01:16:19,533 Of course he knows about it. 1405 01:16:19,617 --> 01:16:21,619 God! 1406 01:16:25,331 --> 01:16:27,333 ♪♪ [ Disco] 1407 01:16:29,835 --> 01:16:33,089 - Jimmy, you know where Alice is? - No, I don't know where she is. 1408 01:16:33,172 --> 01:16:36,092 Uh, excuse me. Were you at Leo Burnett in Chicago? 1409 01:16:36,175 --> 01:16:39,095 - Oh, my God! How are you? - Um, do you know Betty? 1410 01:16:39,178 --> 01:16:41,097 - Jimmy Steinway. Hi. - Hi. 1411 01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:43,099 - You're still with IHSMOCO? - Yeah. 1412 01:16:43,182 --> 01:16:45,101 There's a sales conference at the Americana. 1413 01:16:45,184 --> 01:16:47,728 I'm actually with the international side now, based in Spain. 1414 01:16:47,812 --> 01:16:49,438 - How's that? - Barcelona is beautiful... 1415 01:16:49,522 --> 01:16:52,608 but in human terms, uh, pretty cold. 1416 01:16:52,691 --> 01:16:55,611 - How about you? - I was at McCallum, but just got sacked. 1417 01:16:55,694 --> 01:16:57,404 Have you found anything else? 1418 01:16:57,488 --> 01:16:59,406 - No. - Any leads? 1419 01:16:59,490 --> 01:17:01,408 No. 1420 01:17:01,492 --> 01:17:04,537 There's a lot of agencies in Spain looking for people with experience from here. 1421 01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:07,790 There's one in Madrid some Burnett people have affiliated with. 1422 01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:10,584 - I could give them a call. - That sounds great. 1423 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:14,130 Michael. “Good Times.” 1424 01:17:14,213 --> 01:17:16,382 ♪♪ [ Continues] 1425 01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:20,719 I don't identify with Tramp at all. I was just sticking up for him because no one else was. 1426 01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:23,722 I actually identify with the loyal Scottie dog too. 1427 01:17:23,806 --> 01:17:25,808 I've changed. 1428 01:17:27,768 --> 01:17:30,938 ♪♪ [ “Good Times”] 1429 01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:47,496 ♪ Good times ♪ 1430 01:17:48,497 --> 01:17:51,500 ♪ These are the good times ♪ 1431 01:17:52,793 --> 01:17:55,337 ♪ Leave your cares behind ♪ 1432 01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:59,967 ♪ These are the good times ♪ 1433 01:18:03,137 --> 01:18:04,847 ♪ Good times ♪ 1434 01:18:05,931 --> 01:18:09,018 ♪ These are the good times ♪ 1435 01:18:10,311 --> 01:18:13,230 ♪ Our new state of mind ♪ 1436 01:18:14,690 --> 01:18:17,776 ♪ These are the good times ♪ 1437 01:18:21,447 --> 01:18:24,533 ♪ Happy days are here again ♪ 1438 01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:28,412 - ♪♪ [ Continues ] - I can't continue on this case. 1439 01:18:28,495 --> 01:18:30,414 There's a conflict. 1440 01:18:30,497 --> 01:18:33,417 Well, we know that. You told us. 1441 01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:36,420 You know this guy, Des McGrath. 1442 01:18:36,503 --> 01:18:39,715 - It's okay. - No, but now there's a real conflict. 1443 01:18:39,798 --> 01:18:43,135 ♪ Boys will be boys Better let them have their toys ♪ 1444 01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:46,305 ♪ Girls will be girls Cute ponytails and curls ♪♪ 1445 01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:48,390 ♪♪ [ Fades] 1446 01:18:56,023 --> 01:18:57,942 - Hi. - Hey. 1447 01:18:58,025 --> 01:19:00,527 - God, what a dump. - Yeah. 1448 01:19:00,611 --> 01:19:03,530 No, I don't mean your place. Outside. 1449 01:19:03,614 --> 01:19:05,199 Oh. 1450 01:19:05,282 --> 01:19:07,201 You iron your own shirts? 1451 01:19:07,284 --> 01:19:09,703 Well, if I'm going to court, I wear a laundry-ironed shirt... 1452 01:19:09,787 --> 01:19:12,206 but otherwise I do it myself. 1453 01:19:12,289 --> 01:19:16,418 That's a great moment in life, when you can start sending all your shirts out for laundering. 1454 01:19:16,502 --> 01:19:20,047 At the agency, after my last promotion, I briefly had that. 1455 01:19:20,130 --> 01:19:23,050 In any case, I doubt I'll be working there much longer. 1456 01:19:23,133 --> 01:19:26,720 - What? - I'm thinking of quitting. 1457 01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:29,390 - You can't do that. - Why not? What's it to you? 1458 01:19:29,473 --> 01:19:32,351 You assured me, if I helped you, you'd be around to protect Des. 1459 01:19:32,434 --> 01:19:34,395 Well, the situation's changed. 1460 01:19:34,478 --> 01:19:36,188 How has it changed? 1461 01:19:36,272 --> 01:19:38,190 I can't say. 1462 01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:40,567 [ Scoffs ] You can't say? 1463 01:19:44,488 --> 01:19:48,784 Maybe Des is more involved... 1464 01:19:48,867 --> 01:19:50,536 than I thought. 1465 01:19:50,619 --> 01:19:54,623 Or more involved with someone you know. That's a conflict, Josh. 1466 01:19:54,707 --> 01:19:57,835 I still can't believe Alice is really serious about Des. 1467 01:19:57,918 --> 01:20:01,297 - Why not? - She seems so much smarter than that. 1468 01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:04,883 That doesn't matter. There's something deeply ingrained in human biology. 1469 01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:08,512 Women prefer bad over weak and indecisive... 1470 01:20:08,595 --> 01:20:09,763 and unemployed. 1471 01:20:09,847 --> 01:20:11,807 I don't know about that. 1472 01:20:11,890 --> 01:20:14,476 You think they do prefer weak, indecisive and unemployed? 1473 01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:17,146 ♪♪ [ Intro: Strings] 1474 01:20:18,689 --> 01:20:20,899 [ Dean Martin] ♪ Everybody ♪ 1475 01:20:20,983 --> 01:20:22,985 ♪ Loves somebody ♪ 1476 01:20:23,068 --> 01:20:25,487 - ♪ Sometime ♪ - Jimmy's terribly closed off now. 1477 01:20:25,571 --> 01:20:29,116 His previous girlfriends weren't very nice to him. 1478 01:20:29,199 --> 01:20:32,703 I still think I'll be able to break through to him emotionally at some point. 1479 01:20:32,786 --> 01:20:35,039 - ♪♪ [ Continues] - [ Sniffing] 1480 01:20:35,122 --> 01:20:38,125 - [ Exhales ] - Bernie wants to see yo u. 1481 01:20:38,208 --> 01:20:41,128 ♪ My sometime ♪ 1482 01:20:41,211 --> 01:20:43,047 ♪ Is now; 1483 01:20:44,923 --> 01:20:47,593 Can you wait for me? Let's have breakfast together. 1484 01:20:47,676 --> 01:20:50,262 - I have something I want to talk to you about. - Come on. 1485 01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:54,850 ♪ There's no tellin' where love may appear ♪ 1486 01:20:56,518 --> 01:20:59,563 ♪ Something in my heart,» 1487 01:20:59,646 --> 01:21:01,774 ♪ Keeps sayin' ♪ 1488 01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:04,360 ♪ My someday,» 1489 01:21:04,443 --> 01:21:07,112 [ Bernie] 18,886. 1490 01:21:07,196 --> 01:21:10,074 - Uh, Bernie, you wanted to see me? - Yeah. 1491 01:21:10,157 --> 01:21:13,077 Sometimes I get the impression you hardly know me, Des. 1492 01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:16,789 I care about ideas. I care about them a lot. 1493 01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:21,710 Do you know that in college my senior paper was on Ernest Hemingway? 1494 01:21:22,711 --> 01:21:24,505 Thanks,babe. 1495 01:21:24,588 --> 01:21:28,008 I'm not a nice person, Des... 1496 01:21:28,092 --> 01:21:31,929 but some things are important, such as loyalty. 1497 01:21:32,012 --> 01:21:34,932 Loyalty is not eyewash, not like niceness. 1498 01:21:35,015 --> 01:21:39,436 I've been loyal to you, Des. I could have fired you lots of times, but never did. 1499 01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:43,941 Maybe you're not aware of this, Des, but there's some sort of investigation under way. 1500 01:21:44,942 --> 01:21:47,111 I think to myself, how could this happen? 1501 01:21:47,194 --> 01:21:49,029 How could they get this information? 1502 01:21:49,113 --> 01:21:52,408 Has some disgruntled employee, former or current, informed on us? 1503 01:21:52,491 --> 01:21:56,787 Is there some sort of spy here? How could agents even get in? I mean, really. 1504 01:21:56,870 --> 01:21:58,789 They would stand out in this crowd... 1505 01:21:58,872 --> 01:22:02,251 and normally... not get past the door. 1506 01:22:04,086 --> 01:22:06,964 Do you know how they got in? 1507 01:22:07,047 --> 01:22:10,092 Uh, no. Could Van be letting them in? 1508 01:22:10,175 --> 01:22:12,553 They're coming in as ad agency clients. 1509 01:22:12,636 --> 01:22:17,141 What? Oh, I can't believe it. After all I did for that guy. 1510 01:22:17,224 --> 01:22:19,810 So you don't know anything about this investigation. 1511 01:22:19,893 --> 01:22:21,478 No! 1512 01:22:21,562 --> 01:22:25,190 Well, a sort of acquaintance of mine who now works in Morgenthau's office approached me... 1513 01:22:25,274 --> 01:22:27,443 but I didn't tell him anything. 1514 01:22:27,526 --> 01:22:30,529 - You didn't tell me about that. - I didn't think it was important. 1515 01:22:30,612 --> 01:22:32,406 - It only just happened. - When? 1516 01:22:32,489 --> 01:22:34,741 Tonight. Just now. 1517 01:22:34,825 --> 01:22:37,286 Why did you use the past perfect then? 1518 01:22:38,871 --> 01:22:40,497 I used the past perfect? 1519 01:22:40,581 --> 01:22:43,542 Yeah. “I was approached.” 1520 01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:45,836 Sounds like a while ago. 1521 01:22:48,839 --> 01:22:53,343 ♪ Everybody loves somebody ♪ 1522 01:22:53,427 --> 01:22:55,929 ♪ Sometime ♪ 1523 01:22:56,013 --> 01:22:58,891 ♪ Everybody falls in love ♪ 1524 01:22:58,974 --> 01:23:02,019 ♪ Somehow ♪ 1525 01:23:02,102 --> 01:23:04,396 - ♪ Something in your kiss ♪♪ - Des. 1526 01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:07,399 - Get away. Don't talk to me. - Bernie knows about the investigation. 1527 01:23:07,483 --> 01:23:09,860 - I haven't told you anything. - There was some leak at the precinct level. 1528 01:23:09,943 --> 01:23:13,614 Bernie had an informant. But it's been fixed. It's not a problem any longer. 1529 01:23:13,697 --> 01:23:17,159 It's a problem! I never said anything to you. You have to make that clear to everyone. 1530 01:23:17,242 --> 01:23:19,411 - That doesn't matter. - What? 1531 01:23:19,495 --> 01:23:21,747 When everything comes down it's gonna be very rough. 1532 01:23:21,830 --> 01:23:25,167 Your whole life will be open for examination, and it might not look so good. 1533 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:28,253 - Cut out the drugs, Des. - What? 1534 01:23:28,337 --> 01:23:31,089 Don't make such a spectacle of yourself as a drug user. 1535 01:23:31,173 --> 01:23:35,344 Don't receive them, don't consume them and don't pass them on to others. 1536 01:23:35,427 --> 01:23:37,554 What are you talking about? 1537 01:23:37,638 --> 01:23:39,515 You could be charged with dealing. 1538 01:23:39,598 --> 01:23:41,767 Dealing? Those were gifts! 1539 01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:44,520 Well? 1540 01:23:44,603 --> 01:23:48,357 Who's accusing me of this? This is you, isn't it, Josh? That's a conflict. 1541 01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:50,567 We both like the same girl. 1542 01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:55,405 - So, you really want to go to Ibiza. - “A-beeth-a.” 1543 01:23:55,489 --> 01:23:57,533 - Ibiza. Ibiza. - Ibiza. 1544 01:23:57,616 --> 01:24:00,452 - Ibiza. - [Van ] They go topless in Ibiza. 1545 01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:03,372 - I hear San Sebastian's great. - Oh, it is. It's grand. 1546 01:24:03,455 --> 01:24:05,415 - Bye, Ruth. - Ciao! 1547 01:24:05,499 --> 01:24:08,168 Rocky. Rocky. Get that tall guy. 1548 01:24:08,252 --> 01:24:10,587 Ciao! Good night. 1549 01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:13,549 - Look out! - [ Groaning ] 1550 01:24:13,632 --> 01:24:16,134 - Oh, God! - Drive. Drive. Get outta here! 1551 01:24:16,218 --> 01:24:19,304 We'll get you! Prick! 1552 01:24:19,388 --> 01:24:21,807 - [ Van] Jimmy's hurt. Get him to the hospital. - [ Woman] Oh, my God! 1553 01:24:21,890 --> 01:24:24,017 [ Woman Speaks, indistinct] 1554 01:24:24,101 --> 01:24:26,311 - Stat. - [ Chattering] 1555 01:24:26,395 --> 01:24:28,313 [ Jimmy ] I didn't know anything about it. 1556 01:24:28,397 --> 01:24:31,400 The agency just funneled clients they wanted to get into the club through me. 1557 01:24:32,401 --> 01:24:34,820 Usually before I got in the car I hadn't even met them. 1558 01:24:34,903 --> 01:24:37,739 I just assumed they were clients from out of town. 1559 01:24:37,823 --> 01:24:41,243 That the I.R.S. was our largest client didn't occur to me then. 1560 01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:44,037 I swear I didn't know anything about it, Des. 1561 01:24:44,121 --> 01:24:47,749 - At first. - You scumbag. 1562 01:24:47,833 --> 01:24:49,459 Josh promised me you'd be protected. 1563 01:24:49,543 --> 01:24:51,461 Oh, great. 1564 01:24:51,545 --> 01:24:56,592 What's a little shocking is they'd do something so obvious and clumsy and move so fast... 1565 01:24:56,675 --> 01:24:59,428 no matter how richly I may feel you deserved it. 1566 01:24:59,511 --> 01:25:02,222 They were just some creeps mad Van turned them away before. 1567 01:25:02,306 --> 01:25:06,310 Van's operating under tremendous pressure. I'm starting to feel a lot of sympathy for the guy. 1568 01:25:06,393 --> 01:25:08,562 Oh, great. No, that's priceless. 1569 01:25:08,645 --> 01:25:11,189 You and Van. Oh, I love that. 1570 01:25:11,273 --> 01:25:13,191 Oh! 1571 01:25:13,275 --> 01:25:16,194 Want a snort? Guess not. 1572 01:25:16,278 --> 01:25:18,697 I he ve a very bad feeling about the club, Des. 1573 01:25:18,780 --> 01:25:22,701 It's like a meteorite is headed straight for it. It's gonna destroy everything. 1574 01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:26,580 The greatest club the world has ever seen is gonna be smashed to smithereens. 1575 01:25:26,663 --> 01:25:29,458 Yeah, well, I don't think it'll be a meteorite. 1576 01:25:32,085 --> 01:25:33,795 Bye. 1577 01:25:35,297 --> 01:25:37,799 Alice and I are having breakfast together. 1578 01:25:38,592 --> 01:25:40,594 It's a date. You can't come. 1579 01:25:41,637 --> 01:25:43,513 Sorry. 1580 01:25:43,597 --> 01:25:45,599 Try to get some sleep. 1581 01:25:46,642 --> 01:25:49,853 That's what guys do who want to date you? They say they have a book idea ? 1582 01:25:49,936 --> 01:25:53,190 - Maybe. - Did he say what the book was? 1583 01:25:53,273 --> 01:25:56,526 He said he had some crazy ideas for a book on the criminal justice system. 1584 01:25:56,610 --> 01:26:00,530 Of course. That makes sense. Crazy ideas are the kind that Josh would have. 1585 01:26:00,614 --> 01:26:06,078 Be careful of that guy. I was there when he flipped out. Really scary. 1586 01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:08,580 He got up on a table at a cafeteria off Harvard Square... 1587 01:26:08,664 --> 01:26:11,333 and started weirdly singing this hymn. 1588 01:26:11,416 --> 01:26:13,335 Apparently religious mania... 1589 01:26:13,418 --> 01:26:17,923 is highly typical of manic depression entering its manic phase. 1590 01:26:18,006 --> 01:26:22,469 Josh is not just your garden-variety loon. He is a serious nutcase. 1591 01:26:22,552 --> 01:26:26,473 What gets me is this serious nutcase now presumes to judge others. 1592 01:26:29,768 --> 01:26:33,563 You really think the neurological effects of coffee are similar to that of cocaine? 1593 01:26:33,647 --> 01:26:35,816 That's what I read somewhere. 1594 01:26:38,777 --> 01:26:40,946 [Sniffs, Coughs] 1595 01:26:44,616 --> 01:26:46,535 [ Josh ] In addition to amazing stories... 1596 01:26:46,618 --> 01:26:48,870 there are a lot of entertaining prosecutors ' anecdotes- . . 1597 01:26:48,954 --> 01:26:52,165 And then there's the whole culture of the downtown legal district. 1598 01:26:52,249 --> 01:26:54,751 It could be good. 1599 01:26:54,835 --> 01:26:57,754 Like everything, it all depends on execution. 1600 01:26:57,838 --> 01:26:59,756 This is sort of related. 1601 01:26:59,840 --> 01:27:01,883 It's an article I wrote for Harper's during law school. 1602 01:27:06,638 --> 01:27:10,559 Did you really just want to have lunch to discuss, um, a book proposal? 1603 01:27:10,642 --> 01:27:12,894 Um, no. 1604 01:27:14,438 --> 01:27:16,982 How serious are you and Des? 1605 01:27:17,065 --> 01:27:21,027 Is it absolutely, completely, irrevocably serious? 1606 01:27:22,070 --> 01:27:25,323 Did he tell you the story about how he was traumatized by a Radcliffe girl... 1607 01:27:25,407 --> 01:27:28,326 taking off her shirt, suddenly revealing her largish breasts... 1608 01:27:28,410 --> 01:27:30,620 which he had never thought about before? 1609 01:27:30,704 --> 01:27:34,624 He tells that story all the time to get sympathy and to justify himself... 1610 01:27:34,708 --> 01:27:37,627 as if he were the victim of female aggressiveness and duplicity. 1611 01:27:37,711 --> 01:27:39,921 - That wasn't true? - No, it was true. 1612 01:27:40,005 --> 01:27:43,759 He was the victim of female aggressiveness and duplicity, but so was everyone else. 1613 01:27:43,842 --> 01:27:47,179 Not everyone then went on a rampage exploiting the opposite sex. 1614 01:27:47,262 --> 01:27:50,432 He thinks his problem is just that he falls in love a lot. 1615 01:27:50,515 --> 01:27:53,143 Well, a lot of people fall in love a lot. 1616 01:27:55,353 --> 01:27:58,356 I'm really surprised you'd be taken in by him. 1617 01:27:59,441 --> 01:28:02,944 You should notice I didn't answer your original question. 1618 01:28:03,028 --> 01:28:08,158 My original question whether you were absolutely committed to Des... 1619 01:28:08,241 --> 01:28:10,076 you didn't answer? 1620 01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:11,745 [ Alice ] What does “Ioon” mean? 1621 01:28:13,079 --> 01:28:15,457 Des calls me that. 1622 01:28:15,540 --> 01:28:17,959 “Loon.” I sort of like it. 1623 01:28:18,043 --> 01:28:20,378 It's, uh, short for lunatic. 1624 01:28:20,462 --> 01:28:23,715 And also the lake bird with the eerie call. 1625 01:28:23,799 --> 01:28:25,801 [ Imitates Loon Call ] 1626 01:28:27,427 --> 01:28:32,808 It's the other terms Des uses for me - nutcase, freakazoid, et cetera - I kinda mind. 1627 01:28:36,478 --> 01:28:39,564 A lot of people like to say they won't take “no” for an answer. 1628 01:28:39,648 --> 01:28:42,567 I just wanted you to know that I'm not one of them. 1629 01:28:42,651 --> 01:28:44,820 I can be easily discouraged. 1630 01:28:44,903 --> 01:28:46,905 I will take “no” for an answer. 1631 01:28:47,906 --> 01:28:50,283 Okay. No. 1632 01:28:51,493 --> 01:28:54,079 - You don't mean that. - No. [Laughs] 1633 01:29:07,509 --> 01:29:09,427 [ Woman] I'm sorry. She's not in right now. 1634 01:29:09,511 --> 01:29:11,763 Okay, I'll have her call you back. Thank you. 1635 01:29:11,847 --> 01:29:13,765 - Alice, sorry. - What? 1636 01:29:13,849 --> 01:29:15,851 You'd better see Bob. 1637 01:29:17,519 --> 01:29:21,273 - [ Woman] Bob wants to see you right away. - It's something bad? 1638 01:29:21,356 --> 01:29:24,109 The author of your Tibet book - Doesn't exist. He's a fraud. 1639 01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:27,529 Carol thinks it could be worse than the Clifford Irving case. 1640 01:29:29,698 --> 01:29:31,616 [Alice] Carol thinks it's as bad as the Clifford Irving case. 1641 01:29:31,700 --> 01:29:33,743 Turns out the author isn't the Dalai Lama's brother... 1642 01:29:33,827 --> 01:29:36,371 but a Los Angeles writer named John De Simio. 1643 01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:39,499 It's a shame, 'cause it's a really good book. 1644 01:29:39,583 --> 01:29:42,794 Dan thinks it's one of the best things ever written on Tibetan Buddhism. 1645 01:29:42,878 --> 01:29:46,298 - What a mess. - I'm sorry I haven't been more of a help. 1646 01:29:46,381 --> 01:29:49,134 I've been a little preoccupied myself. 1647 01:29:49,217 --> 01:29:51,136 I'm late for my period. 1648 01:29:51,219 --> 01:29:53,138 - How late? - A day. 1649 01:29:53,221 --> 01:29:56,641 - A day late, and you're worried? - I'm sure I'm pregnant. 1650 01:29:56,725 --> 01:29:59,311 - Isn't that what you wanted? - What do you mean? 1651 01:29:59,394 --> 01:30:02,314 I thought you said you wanted to have Jimmy Steinway's babies. 1652 01:30:02,397 --> 01:30:05,317 Yeah, but not this way. 1653 01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:08,486 ♪♪ [ Disco] 1654 01:30:08,570 --> 01:30:11,656 I'm not an addict. I'm a habitual user. 1655 01:30:11,740 --> 01:30:14,868 I'm sick of you and that nutcase going around judging everybody. 1656 01:30:14,951 --> 01:30:18,371 “Oh, he's an addict.” “He's basically honourable, except for his treatment of women.” 1657 01:30:18,455 --> 01:30:21,583 I am not a womanizer. In fact, I hate womanizers. 1658 01:30:21,666 --> 01:30:24,586 In any case, Alice completely changed all of that. 1659 01:30:26,755 --> 01:30:28,590 ♪ Shame, mmm ♪ 1660 01:30:28,673 --> 01:30:31,760 - ♪ Gonna love you just the same ♪ - [ Charlotte ] isn't it a little morbid? 1661 01:30:31,843 --> 01:30:34,763 - Morbid? - Why take on all that baggage? 1662 01:30:34,846 --> 01:30:36,932 Isn't he a bit of a sicko? 1663 01:30:37,015 --> 01:30:39,768 From the start you know he's defective. 1664 01:30:39,851 --> 01:30:42,312 Usually you don't find that out until much later. 1665 01:30:42,395 --> 01:30:44,689 And what if you have kids? 1666 01:30:44,773 --> 01:30:46,358 It can be hereditary. 1667 01:30:46,441 --> 01:30:50,236 One thing about Jimmy - I know he'll make a good father. 1668 01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:52,781 There's always some problem, some baggage. 1669 01:30:52,864 --> 01:30:55,116 Oh, my God. You're serious. 1670 01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:57,827 Well, not necessarily. 1671 01:30:57,911 --> 01:31:00,038 [ Intercom Buzzes] 1672 01:31:00,121 --> 01:31:02,040 [ Alice ] Coming. 1673 01:31:02,123 --> 01:31:05,627 Tonight I'm gonna tell Jimmy. Wish me luck. 1674 01:31:07,963 --> 01:31:11,633 You know, I think my father could have been an undiagnosed manic-depressive. 1675 01:31:12,634 --> 01:31:15,512 Oh. Hi. Uh, do you know Josh is downstairs waiting? 1676 01:31:15,595 --> 01:31:17,847 Yeah. Thanks. Bye. 1677 01:31:17,931 --> 01:31:20,350 - Bye. - Bye. 1678 01:31:20,433 --> 01:31:22,352 Alice is so great. 1679 01:31:22,435 --> 01:31:24,938 - I've gotta be a better friend to her. - Yeah. 1680 01:31:31,069 --> 01:31:35,073 Before leaving the D.A.'s office, I'd like at least once the chance to use the expression... 1681 01:31:35,156 --> 01:31:37,075 “Book this clown!” 1682 01:31:37,158 --> 01:31:39,661 [Laughs] I thought only police said that. 1683 01:31:39,744 --> 01:31:43,248 No, I think an A.D.A. could, in certain circumstances. 1684 01:31:43,331 --> 01:31:45,709 Perhaps not very typical. 1685 01:31:45,792 --> 01:31:48,920 [Alice ] Are you aware all your clothes are slightly big? 1686 01:31:49,004 --> 01:31:51,256 [Josh] I'm still waiting for my growing spurt. 1687 01:31:51,339 --> 01:31:54,259 Both my father and brother are over 83”. 1688 01:31:54,342 --> 01:31:57,929 You can still grow in your 20s. There are cases on record. 1689 01:31:58,013 --> 01:31:59,931 Tall people tend to have great personalities - 1690 01:32:00,015 --> 01:32:04,060 this kind, compassionate comprehension of the rest of the world. 1691 01:32:04,144 --> 01:32:06,688 My father and brother are both that way. 1692 01:32:08,773 --> 01:32:11,693 - What's wrong? - Just remembering something. 1693 01:32:11,776 --> 01:32:13,695 What? 1694 01:32:13,778 --> 01:32:17,699 It's kinda maudlin. It was here my depression first descended. 1695 01:32:17,782 --> 01:32:19,701 Oh. 1696 01:32:19,784 --> 01:32:22,662 “To the valiant seamen who perished in the Maine... 1697 01:32:22,746 --> 01:32:26,708 by fate unwarned and death unafraid.” 1698 01:32:26,791 --> 01:32:29,961 Isn't this the strangest, most forlorn monument? 1699 01:32:30,045 --> 01:32:32,422 [ Alice ] Yeah. It's very sad. 1700 01:32:34,215 --> 01:32:36,551 What happened with your depression? 1701 01:32:36,634 --> 01:32:40,638 Nothing, at first. I just went back to Cambridge very depressed. 1702 01:32:40,722 --> 01:32:43,641 Then there was the incident at the Hayes-Bickford... 1703 01:32:43,725 --> 01:32:46,644 after which I was taken to Mass. Mental for observation. 1704 01:32:46,728 --> 01:32:49,355 While there, I cut my hand trying to open a stuck window... 1705 01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:53,401 and they put me on a suicide watch, though I don't think I was ever really suicidal. 1706 01:32:53,485 --> 01:32:56,488 At least no more than a lot of people that age. 1707 01:32:56,571 --> 01:32:58,490 But you're okay now. 1708 01:32:58,573 --> 01:33:01,367 Uh,yeah. 1709 01:33:01,451 --> 01:33:04,329 Actually, a lot of people spend considerable sums of money... 1710 01:33:04,412 --> 01:33:06,790 to get the high I get absolutely naturally. 1711 01:33:06,873 --> 01:33:10,794 Now, with lithium, which is, in fact, a naturally occurring salt... 1712 01:33:10,877 --> 01:33:13,254 I can stay on a perfectly even keel. 1713 01:33:13,338 --> 01:33:15,006 Perhaps too even. 1714 01:33:16,591 --> 01:33:19,302 Did they prescribe lithium right away? 1715 01:33:19,385 --> 01:33:24,015 Lithium wasn't so standard then. There was a lot of muddling through various therapies. 1716 01:33:25,058 --> 01:33:27,977 Because my right hand was bandaged, I used my left to write friends cards... 1717 01:33:28,061 --> 01:33:29,979 which was a mistake. 1718 01:33:30,063 --> 01:33:32,482 My handwriting looked weird and really scared people. 1719 01:33:32,565 --> 01:33:38,029 I don't think I was ever that - that badly off, but others might disagree. 1720 01:33:40,031 --> 01:33:43,618 Do you know the words to the hymn, “Dear Lord and Father of Mankind”? 1721 01:33:44,619 --> 01:33:47,455 While I was in the hospital, it became a sort of mantra. 1722 01:33:48,540 --> 01:33:51,793 Dear Lord and Father of mankind forgive our foolish ways ♪ 1723 01:33:51,876 --> 01:33:54,212 ♪ Reclothe us in our rightful mind In purer lives thy service find ♪ 1724 01:33:54,295 --> 01:33:55,880 In deeper reverence praise 1725 01:33:55,964 --> 01:33:58,967 ♪ Drop thy still dews of quietness till all our strivings cease 1726 01:33:59,050 --> 01:34:00,552 ♪ Take from our souls the strain and stress ♪ 1727 01:34:00,635 --> 01:34:03,555 And let our ordered lives confess the beauty of thy peace 1728 01:34:03,638 --> 01:34:06,516 Breathe through the heat of our desire thy coolness and thy balm 1729 01:34:06,599 --> 01:34:08,393 ♪ Let sense be dumb Let flesh refine ♪ 1730 01:34:08,476 --> 01:34:10,061 ♪ Speak through the earthquake wind and fire ♪ 1731 01:34:10,145 --> 01:34:12,397 ♪ Hold still, small voice of calm ♪♪ 1732 01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:18,653 What's wrong? Think I'm a wacko? 1733 01:34:25,618 --> 01:34:28,663 [ Siren Wailing] 1734 01:34:32,333 --> 01:34:35,211 - [ Alice ] What's Wrong? - I-l don't know. 1735 01:34:35,295 --> 01:34:37,589 Charlotte's in terrible pain. It's her back. 1736 01:34:38,840 --> 01:34:41,092 [ Whispering] No. Nothing happened. We were just talking. 1737 01:34:43,052 --> 01:34:44,637 About what? 1738 01:34:44,721 --> 01:34:47,640 Charlotte said she had something important she wanted to talk to me about... 1739 01:34:47,724 --> 01:34:49,976 but before we got to that, her period started. 1740 01:34:50,059 --> 01:34:53,146 Afterwards, I mentioned that it might be a good time to start thinking about... 1741 01:34:53,229 --> 01:34:55,315 whether we were really right for one another or... 1742 01:34:55,398 --> 01:34:58,902 we should start thinking about, you know, breaking up. 1743 01:34:58,985 --> 01:35:01,988 [ Chattering ] 1744 01:35:09,204 --> 01:35:11,456 [ Alice ] Josh hasn't called since that night. 1745 01:35:11,539 --> 01:35:14,125 - Of course he hasn't. - What do you mean? 1746 01:35:14,209 --> 01:35:18,796 Oh, come on. You told me. He sang a hymn or something. 1747 01:35:18,880 --> 01:35:21,132 You were totally weirded out. 1748 01:35:21,216 --> 01:35:23,426 I can't believe how intolerant you are. 1749 01:35:23,509 --> 01:35:27,138 Some of those old hymns are beautiful. I've sung them on the street myself. 1750 01:35:27,222 --> 01:35:29,515 I didn't realize it was so controversial. 1751 01:35:32,227 --> 01:35:36,648 ♪ Amazing grace 1752 01:35:36,731 --> 01:35:40,818 ♪ How sweet the sound ♪ 1753 01:35:40,902 --> 01:35:45,281 ♪ That saved a wretch ♪ 1754 01:35:45,365 --> 01:35:48,826 ♪ Like me ♪ 1755 01:35:48,910 --> 01:35:53,498 ♪ I once was lost ♪ 1756 01:35:53,581 --> 01:35:55,833 ♪ But now ♪ 1757 01:35:55,917 --> 01:35:58,503 ♪ I'm found ♪ 1758 01:35:58,586 --> 01:36:00,922 ♪ Was blind ♪ 1759 01:36:01,005 --> 01:36:03,591 ♪ But now ♪ 1760 01:36:03,675 --> 01:36:06,678 ♪ I see ♪ 1761 01:36:06,761 --> 01:36:11,307 ♪ 'Twas grace that taught ♪ 1762 01:36:11,391 --> 01:36:13,935 ♪ My heart ♪ 1763 01:36:14,018 --> 01:36:16,354 ♪ To care) 1764 01:36:16,437 --> 01:36:20,483 ♪ And grace my fears ♪ 1765 01:36:20,566 --> 01:36:24,320 ♪ Relieved ♪ 1766 01:36:24,404 --> 01:36:27,991 ♪ How precious did ♪ 1767 01:36:28,074 --> 01:36:33,037 - Sorry. - ♪ That grace appear ♪ 1768 01:36:33,121 --> 01:36:35,373 ♪ The hour ♪♪ 1769 01:36:35,456 --> 01:36:38,668 [ Holly] There are a couple of alternatives that aren't that, that bad. 1770 01:36:38,751 --> 01:36:41,713 First, some guy who's already been around a lot and almost certainly has it anyway. 1771 01:36:41,796 --> 01:36:44,549 So it'd be no problem. In fact, it would give you something in common. 1772 01:36:44,632 --> 01:36:47,385 The other would be some guy so idealistic and in love with you... 1773 01:36:47,468 --> 01:36:49,637 that he'd want to commit himself to you prior to that step... 1774 01:36:49,721 --> 01:36:53,641 because his dream would be to be with you forever, always, exclusively anyway. 1775 01:36:54,642 --> 01:36:56,602 I think Skip's a bit that way. 1776 01:37:00,815 --> 01:37:02,817 [ Chattering ] 1777 01:37:02,900 --> 01:37:04,902 ♪♪ [ Disco, Faint] 1778 01:37:13,745 --> 01:37:15,246 [ Knocking ] 1779 01:37:15,330 --> 01:37:17,540 [ Man] Yes. We have two vans around the corner. 1780 01:37:19,959 --> 01:37:22,420 - What? - I need to see Des. It's urgent. 1781 01:37:22,503 --> 01:37:24,797 - He's busy. - He'll want to know this. 1782 01:37:25,840 --> 01:37:27,759 ♪♪ [ Continues] 1783 01:37:27,842 --> 01:37:30,762 Des? Des? 1784 01:37:30,845 --> 01:37:32,972 - Des, open up. - I didn't let him in, Des. 1785 01:37:34,432 --> 01:37:36,184 - He got by me. - Jesus Christ! 1786 01:37:36,267 --> 01:37:38,603 Are you out of your mind? 1787 01:37:38,686 --> 01:37:43,191 It's about to start. Get rid of all your “gifts” and anything else you might have. 1788 01:37:46,110 --> 01:37:47,862 Oh. 1789 01:37:47,945 --> 01:37:50,531 Step aside. Coming through. Excuse me. 1790 01:37:50,615 --> 01:37:53,451 [ Man] I.R.S. This is not a raid. 1791 01:37:55,745 --> 01:37:58,122 Get this guy at the door. 1792 01:37:58,206 --> 01:38:00,208 We're on the list. 1793 01:38:01,209 --> 01:38:04,379 ♪ Our love is made in la dolce vita ♪ 1794 01:38:05,463 --> 01:38:09,050 Jesus Christ. You're not gonna use that against me with Alice, are you? 1795 01:38:09,133 --> 01:38:13,513 Francesca was just feeling terribly needy tonight. It has nothing to do with how I feel about Alice. 1796 01:38:13,596 --> 01:38:16,974 - You're not gonna take unfair advantage of that. - Okay. 1797 01:38:17,058 --> 01:38:20,103 - All right. Let's go! - ♪ Another flight,» 1798 01:38:20,186 --> 01:38:22,146 ♪ Before we're drawn in darkness ♪ 1799 01:38:22,230 --> 01:38:24,607 ♪ Say you'll never leave me now ♪ 1800 01:38:24,690 --> 01:38:26,901 [ Hap ] This way, gentlemen! All right, let's go. 1801 01:38:26,984 --> 01:38:30,154 - ♪ Say y0u're gonna love me now,» - Downstairs first. Harry. Jack. 1802 01:38:30,238 --> 01:38:33,241 [ Patrons Gasping, Laughing ] 1803 01:38:36,702 --> 01:38:38,704 ♪♪ [ Continues] 1804 01:38:43,835 --> 01:38:47,338 - [ Officer] Over here. This way. - ♪ We made it down in la dolce vita ♪ 1805 01:38:47,422 --> 01:38:50,842 ♪ Wipe all your fears away ♪ 1806 01:38:52,135 --> 01:38:55,096 You can 7 touch those. Those are my personal papers. 1807 01:38:55,179 --> 01:38:59,976 Yeah. Well, they're part of the premises now and as such the warrant applies. Sam. 1808 01:39:00,059 --> 01:39:02,520 ♪ Another light ♪ 1809 01:39:02,603 --> 01:39:06,774 ♪ Before we're drawn in darkness Say you'll never leave me now ♪ 1810 01:39:06,858 --> 01:39:08,776 Book this clown. 1811 01:39:08,860 --> 01:39:11,696 ♪ Say you're gonna love me now ♪♪ 1812 01:39:11,779 --> 01:39:14,157 [ Handcuffs Clicking] 1813 01:39:15,283 --> 01:39:18,953 [ Door Opens, Closes] 1814 01:39:19,996 --> 01:39:21,914 - Hi. - Hi. 1815 01:39:21,998 --> 01:39:25,543 - What are you doing here in the dark? - I was just resting. 1816 01:39:28,296 --> 01:39:30,298 Have you seen Josh at all? 1817 01:39:30,381 --> 01:39:32,175 Yeah. 1818 01:39:32,258 --> 01:39:34,218 - Is he okay? - Sure. 1819 01:39:34,302 --> 01:39:36,053 Why wouldn't he be okay? 1820 01:39:36,137 --> 01:39:38,473 I don't know. He hasn't called in a while. 1821 01:39:38,556 --> 01:39:42,727 Josh is a bit thin-skinned. He's the kind of guy who will take “no” for an answer. 1822 01:39:42,810 --> 01:39:44,979 Sag Harbor. 1823 01:39:45,062 --> 01:39:48,733 Did you know I was sort of infatuated with you then? 1824 01:39:49,817 --> 01:39:51,819 I assumed you preferred Tom. 1825 01:39:53,946 --> 01:39:57,575 Also, you seemed a little... irritating. 1826 01:39:57,658 --> 01:39:59,744 How was I irritating? 1827 01:39:59,827 --> 01:40:01,913 Well, you weren't. 1828 01:40:02,997 --> 01:40:06,918 There's no chance of you getting infatuated with me again, is there? 1829 01:40:10,296 --> 01:40:12,048 Just had to confirm that. 1830 01:40:24,101 --> 01:40:27,271 - Let me keep your passport for you. - No! 1831 01:40:27,355 --> 01:40:29,273 [ Josh ] Come on, help me out. 1832 01:40:29,357 --> 01:40:32,276 Should people just be allowed to steal from each other and the government... 1833 01:40:32,360 --> 01:40:36,614 and out of selfishness or indifference or a kind of fashionable cynicism the rest of us do nothing? 1834 01:40:36,697 --> 01:40:39,116 - I thought better of you than that. - You did? 1835 01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:41,827 Well, wrong again. 1836 01:40:41,953 --> 01:40:46,207 Listen, you've got all their books and documents. Why do you need me, who knew practically nothing? 1837 01:40:46,290 --> 01:40:48,709 This is the only body I've got. 1838 01:40:48,793 --> 01:40:51,963 [ Jimmy] Bye, Josh! Kennedy Airport. 1839 01:40:52,046 --> 01:40:54,632 ♪♪ [Ska] 1840 01:40:57,260 --> 01:41:00,721 [Des ] Aren't you a bit of a oao' leaving town with your girlfriend in the hospital? 1841 01:41:00,805 --> 01:41:03,766 - [ Jimmy] It might look that way. - [ Des] But it isn't? 1842 01:41:03,849 --> 01:41:05,768 I've been through this before. 1843 01:41:05,851 --> 01:41:07,770 After graduation, Laurie and I were gonna break up... 1844 01:41:07,853 --> 01:41:10,273 but the same day she came down with terrible back spasms. 1845 01:41:10,356 --> 01:41:13,317 I hung around the hospital all summer, I almost bankrupted her parents... 1846 01:41:13,401 --> 01:41:15,403 and as soon as I left town, she recovered. 1847 01:41:15,486 --> 01:41:20,157 By going away and putting an ocean between us, I. e., making a definitive break... 1848 01:41:20,241 --> 01:41:22,285 Charlotte's likely to recover much faster. 1849 01:41:22,410 --> 01:41:27,415 What makes you think putting an ocean between you necessarily means a definitive break? 1850 01:41:28,791 --> 01:41:30,918 That's a depressing thought. 1851 01:41:31,919 --> 01:41:35,006 I'm gonna turn over a new leaf in Spain. 1852 01:41:35,089 --> 01:41:37,425 I'm gonna turn over several new leaves. 1853 01:41:38,509 --> 01:41:41,679 - ♪♪ [ Ska Continues] - ♪ The meek shall inherit this Earth ♪ 1854 01:41:41,762 --> 01:41:44,557 ♪ You old jezebel ♪♪ 1855 01:41:46,100 --> 01:41:49,812 You know that Shakespearean admonition, “To thine own self be true”? 1856 01:41:49,895 --> 01:41:53,524 It's premised on the idea that “thine own self” is something pretty good... 1857 01:41:53,608 --> 01:41:55,526 being true to which is commendable. 1858 01:41:55,610 --> 01:41:59,488 But what if “thine own self” is not so good? 1859 01:41:59,572 --> 01:42:01,490 What if it's pretty bad? 1860 01:42:01,574 --> 01:42:05,620 Would it be better, in that case, not to be true to thine own self? 1861 01:42:06,912 --> 01:42:08,831 See? That's my situation. 1862 01:42:08,914 --> 01:42:12,335 The one I like is, “E! tu, Brute?” There are different ways of being loyal. 1863 01:42:12,418 --> 01:42:17,340 Some may seem, on the surface, disloyal, but they're not - there's a higher loyalty. 1864 01:42:17,423 --> 01:42:21,135 The way I see it, Brutus was a good friend to Caesar. 1865 01:42:23,512 --> 01:42:27,099 By stabbing him in the back, Brutus was a good friend to Caesar? 1866 01:42:30,811 --> 01:42:35,066 [ Sighs ] You know, I probably should have stayed and testified. 1867 01:42:35,149 --> 01:42:38,569 Josh is right - Bernie is a bad guy, probably worse than they know. 1868 01:42:38,653 --> 01:42:41,197 That's what Van thinks. Van's cooperating. 1869 01:42:41,280 --> 01:42:43,699 Staying and cooperating would have been the right thing to do... 1870 01:42:43,783 --> 01:42:48,079 but instead I'm running like a rat because to thine own self be true. 1871 01:42:48,162 --> 01:42:50,122 - [Airplane Passes Overhead] - ♪♪ [ Continues] 1872 01:42:51,499 --> 01:42:53,501 ♪♪ [ Fades] 1873 01:42:54,502 --> 01:42:56,629 They say I can probably go home tomorrow. 1874 01:42:56,712 --> 01:42:58,381 Great. 1875 01:42:59,423 --> 01:43:02,343 There's something I've been meaning to ask you. 1876 01:43:02,426 --> 01:43:06,347 Do you think Jimmy's going away could have had anything to do with him, you know... 1877 01:43:06,430 --> 01:43:09,850 having some sort of bizarre, pathetic crush on you? 1878 01:43:09,934 --> 01:43:11,519 I don't know. 1879 01:43:11,602 --> 01:43:13,979 Well, did he ever say anything? 1880 01:43:16,941 --> 01:43:18,901 - Yes. - What? 1881 01:43:18,984 --> 01:43:20,778 Well, he - 1882 01:43:20,861 --> 01:43:24,740 'Why don't you love me instead of jerks like Des and Josh?" That kind of thing? 1883 01:43:26,617 --> 01:43:28,953 I knew it. 1884 01:43:29,036 --> 01:43:32,081 You bitch! I knew it was something like that! 1885 01:43:33,916 --> 01:43:37,211 I don't think I want to room with you anymore. 1886 01:43:37,294 --> 01:43:40,715 Being around you hasn't been good for me or my back. 1887 01:43:41,799 --> 01:43:44,218 I'd like you to move out. 1888 01:43:44,301 --> 01:43:46,387 I don't know how I'll afford it... 1889 01:43:46,470 --> 01:43:49,974 but my sanity and my integrity are more important to me than money. 1890 01:43:50,057 --> 01:43:53,060 I have to start looking out for myself now. 1891 01:43:54,353 --> 01:43:57,273 - Have you heard the news? - No. What? 1892 01:43:57,356 --> 01:43:59,275 [ Exhales ] They're selling the company. 1893 01:43:59,358 --> 01:44:01,652 - What? - We're merging with Simon & Schuster. 1894 01:44:01,736 --> 01:44:05,406 There'll be the usual consolidation and economies of scale. 1895 01:44:05,489 --> 01:44:07,825 A lot of us are gonna lose our jobs. 1896 01:44:07,908 --> 01:44:09,827 [ Alice ] God, that's sad. 1897 01:44:09,910 --> 01:44:12,913 I love the company. They've been so great to us there. 1898 01:44:12,997 --> 01:44:14,915 Well, I don't know. 1899 01:44:14,999 --> 01:44:17,835 We were exploited, but they were nice about it. 1900 01:44:17,918 --> 01:44:21,630 Maybe it'd be good if they got rid of some of the deadwood in that company... 1901 01:44:21,714 --> 01:44:25,134 particularly if it meant paying the rest of us decently enough to live in this city... 1902 01:44:25,217 --> 01:44:27,720 with at least a modicum of privacy. 1903 01:44:35,436 --> 01:44:38,355 - Why don't we do something? - Like what? 1904 01:44:38,439 --> 01:44:41,525 Well, at this time of day employed people often have lunch. 1905 01:44:41,609 --> 01:44:43,819 - I can't. I've gotta go uptown. - Why? 1906 01:44:43,903 --> 01:44:46,822 - Alice and I are having lunch. - You're having lunch with Alice? 1907 01:44:46,906 --> 01:44:50,201 - Great. Let's all go. - It's, uh, at Lutéce. 1908 01:44:50,284 --> 01:44:53,204 You're on unemployment, and you're taking Alice to Lutéce? 1909 01:44:53,287 --> 01:44:58,125 Um, doesn't irrational expenditure signal the start of a manic phase? 1910 01:44:58,209 --> 01:45:01,587 If it were my invitation you'd be right, but it's not. 1911 01:45:01,670 --> 01:45:04,215 Alice is taking you to Lutéce? 1912 01:45:04,298 --> 01:45:06,217 Why'd she take you? 1913 01:45:06,300 --> 01:45:08,511 Celebrating her promotion. 1914 01:45:09,512 --> 01:45:11,722 When Alice wants to celebrate something, she calls you? 1915 01:45:11,806 --> 01:45:14,391 - Alice made editor? - Associate editor. 1916 01:45:14,475 --> 01:45:17,394 What happened with her book? I thought it was some kind of fiasco. 1917 01:45:17,478 --> 01:45:21,398 What Alice did, rather cleverly, was shift the category from nonfiction to self-actualization. 1918 01:45:21,482 --> 01:45:23,400 The book jackets hadn't been printed yet. 1919 01:45:23,484 --> 01:45:26,403 Reincarnation, life after death, mumbo jumbo of all kinds... 1920 01:45:26,487 --> 01:45:29,114 has been highly commercial throughout the history of book publishing. 1921 01:45:29,198 --> 01:45:31,408 The first printed book was the Bible. 1922 01:45:31,492 --> 01:45:33,911 Actually, I'm not upset I was laid off. 1923 01:45:33,994 --> 01:45:38,415 This will motivate me to get a better job in television, which is where my interests truly lie. 1924 01:45:38,499 --> 01:45:40,417 I've watched television all my life. 1925 01:45:40,501 --> 01:45:43,921 If you're really interested in television, you should come over and watch Wild Kingdom sometime. 1926 01:45:44,004 --> 01:45:45,589 Sure. 1927 01:45:45,673 --> 01:45:47,591 - Are you taking the “E” train? - Yeah. 1928 01:45:47,675 --> 01:45:49,927 - [Man ] Two dollars. Thanks. - Hey, Van! 1929 01:45:50,010 --> 01:45:52,930 - [ Charlotte ] What happened? - The new owners couldn't make it work. 1930 01:45:53,013 --> 01:45:57,434 Finally had to hire people to stand outside and pretend that they couldn't get in. 1931 01:45:57,518 --> 01:46:00,938 - Anyway, disco's over. It's dead. - [ Des ] What do you mean? 1932 01:46:01,021 --> 01:46:03,274 People just aren't going out like they used to. 1933 01:46:03,357 --> 01:46:06,694 They're tired. Some are sick or strung out. 1934 01:46:06,777 --> 01:46:10,698 It's not just the prosecutions and all the owners that Bernie squealed on. 1935 01:46:10,823 --> 01:46:13,951 - Could part of it be related to the herpes epidemic? - Maybe. 1936 01:46:14,034 --> 01:46:16,370 I've got a friend at Casablanca Records and Tapes... 1937 01:46:16,453 --> 01:46:21,000 and she says that like two months ago the bottom dropped out of all disco record sales. 1938 01:46:22,042 --> 01:46:25,254 Suddenly it's dead, over. 1939 01:46:25,337 --> 01:46:27,756 God, that's sad. 1940 01:46:27,840 --> 01:46:29,758 We're getting older. 1941 01:46:29,842 --> 01:46:33,262 - We've lived through a period that's ended. - ♪♪ [ Church Bells Chiming ] 1942 01:46:33,345 --> 01:46:36,640 - It's like dying a little bit. - ♪♪ [ Continues ] 1943 01:46:36,724 --> 01:46:39,310 Disco will never be over. 1944 01:46:39,393 --> 01:46:41,812 It will always live in our minds and hearts. 1945 01:46:41,896 --> 01:46:46,317 Something like this, that was this big and this important and this great, will never die. 1946 01:46:46,400 --> 01:46:50,654 Oh, for a few years - maybe many years - it'll be considered passe' and ridiculous. 1947 01:46:50,738 --> 01:46:55,159 It'll be misrepresented and caricatured and sneered at, or worse, completely ignored. 1948 01:46:55,242 --> 01:46:58,829 People will laugh about John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John, white polyester suits... 1949 01:46:58,913 --> 01:47:01,081 and platform shoes and going like this... 1950 01:47:01,165 --> 01:47:04,084 but we had nothing to do with those things and still loved disco. 1951 01:47:04,168 --> 01:47:06,420 Those who didn't understand will never understand. 1952 01:47:06,503 --> 01:47:09,173 Disco was much more and much better than all that. 1953 01:47:09,256 --> 01:47:12,927 Disco was too great and too much fun to be gone forever. 1954 01:47:13,010 --> 01:47:17,723 It's got to come back someday. I just hope it will be in our own lifetimes. 1955 01:47:19,099 --> 01:47:22,645 Sorry. I've got a job interview this afternoon and I was trying to get revved up, but... 1956 01:47:22,728 --> 01:47:25,689 most of what I said I, uh, believe. 1957 01:47:25,773 --> 01:47:29,860 I was pretty furious when you had my passport lifted - confiscated at the airport. 1958 01:47:29,944 --> 01:47:32,029 But you were right. I'm glad I stayed. 1959 01:47:32,112 --> 01:47:35,366 At least you saved me from being stuck in some foreign city with the likes of Jimmy Steinway. 1960 01:47:35,449 --> 01:47:37,368 But there's one thing I don't get. 1961 01:47:37,451 --> 01:47:40,204 You did a good job with the prosecution, getting Bernie to squeal that way. 1962 01:47:40,287 --> 01:47:42,539 Why'd they lay you off? 1963 01:47:42,623 --> 01:47:45,709 There was a conflict involving giving preferential treatment to a friend... 1964 01:47:45,793 --> 01:47:47,836 which they felt I handled badly. 1965 01:47:49,129 --> 01:47:50,798 Oh. 1966 01:47:52,216 --> 01:47:54,760 Well, congratulate Alice for us. 1967 01:47:56,303 --> 01:47:58,222 - Bye. - Bye. 1968 01:47:58,305 --> 01:47:59,723 Bye. 1969 01:47:59,807 --> 01:48:02,726 I don't envy her though, stuck in book publishing. 1970 01:48:02,810 --> 01:48:04,478 Oh. Yeah. 1971 01:48:04,561 --> 01:48:09,066 Gotta get to unemployment and sign up. Going to Florida this afternoon. So long. 1972 01:48:09,149 --> 01:48:10,734 - Bye. - Bye. 1973 01:48:14,989 --> 01:48:19,702 One of the things that makes me happy in life is knowing that I don't envy anyone. 1974 01:48:19,785 --> 01:48:22,705 I don't want to be anybody else or do anything but what I'm doing... 1975 01:48:22,788 --> 01:48:26,834 which right now is nothing, but I have good projects for the future. 1976 01:48:26,917 --> 01:48:29,086 - Can I speak honestly? - Yeah. 1977 01:48:29,169 --> 01:48:32,297 You and I are similar. We've both got big personalities. 1978 01:48:32,381 --> 01:48:35,300 That's good. The world, frankly, needs more big personalities. 1979 01:48:35,384 --> 01:48:38,804 But perhaps ours burn too brightly... 1980 01:48:38,887 --> 01:48:43,267 are too big for people with normal, healthy-sized personalities, like Alice... 1981 01:48:43,350 --> 01:48:46,270 or abnormal healthy-sized personalities, like Josh... 1982 01:48:46,353 --> 01:48:49,690 or itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, polka-dot-bikini-sized personalities... 1983 01:48:49,773 --> 01:48:51,358 like Jimmy Steinway. 1984 01:48:51,442 --> 01:48:54,361 That's why I'm confident I'll ultimately be successful in television. 1985 01:48:54,445 --> 01:48:55,863 Absolutely. 1986 01:48:55,946 --> 01:48:58,866 One of the problems of finding the right person and settling down is... 1987 01:48:58,949 --> 01:49:01,577 it takes all the fun and interest out of going to nightclubs. 1988 01:49:01,660 --> 01:49:04,580 If you're already living with somebody, why bother going out? 1989 01:49:04,663 --> 01:49:07,875 Getting seriously involved with someone really just means ruining your nightlife. 1990 01:49:08,959 --> 01:49:10,878 What I mean to say is... 1991 01:49:10,961 --> 01:49:12,880 Jimmy, Alice, Josh - 1992 01:49:12,963 --> 01:49:14,548 So what? 1993 01:49:14,631 --> 01:49:17,134 - That's what I say. - I think I agree with you. 1994 01:49:17,217 --> 01:49:20,679 ♪♪ [ Disco] 1995 01:49:22,222 --> 01:49:24,183 ♪♪ [ Train Bell Chimes] 1996 01:49:25,225 --> 01:49:27,644 - J People all over the world J - J Everybody J 1997 01:49:27,728 --> 01:49:29,605 - ♪ Join hands ♪ - ♪ Join ♪ 1998 01:49:29,688 --> 01:49:33,108 ♪ Start a love train Love train ♪ 1999 01:49:33,192 --> 01:49:35,611 - ♪ People all over the world,» - ♪ All the world now,» 2000 01:49:35,694 --> 01:49:37,654 - ♪ Join hands ♪ - ♪ Love ride ♪ 2001 01:49:37,738 --> 01:49:39,448 - ♪ Start a love train ♪ - ♪ Love ride ♪ 2002 01:49:39,531 --> 01:49:40,783 ♪ Love train ♪ 2003 01:49:40,866 --> 01:49:44,161 ♪ The next stop that we make ♪ 2004 01:49:44,244 --> 01:49:47,081 ♪ Will be England ♪ 2005 01:49:48,749 --> 01:49:51,460 ♪ Tell all the folks in Russia ♪ 2006 01:49:51,543 --> 01:49:54,463 ♪ And China too ♪ 2007 01:49:56,882 --> 01:50:00,010 ♪ Don't you know that it's time ♪ 2008 01:50:00,094 --> 01:50:03,222 ♪ To get on board ♪ 2009 01:50:03,305 --> 01:50:05,390 ♪ And let this train ♪ 2010 01:50:05,474 --> 01:50:07,267 ♪ Keep on ridin' ♪ 2011 01:50:07,351 --> 01:50:10,062 ♪ Ridin' on through ♪ 2012 01:50:10,145 --> 01:50:12,189 ♪ Well, well ♪ 2013 01:50:12,272 --> 01:50:14,817 - ♪ People all over the world,» - ♪ You don 7 need no money,» 2014 01:50:14,900 --> 01:50:16,735 - ♪ Join hands ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪ 2015 01:50:16,819 --> 01:50:20,781 - ♪ Stan' a love train, love train ♪ - ♪ Don't need no ticket, come on ♪ 2016 01:50:20,864 --> 01:50:22,741 - y People all over the world y - y Join, ride y 2017 01:50:22,825 --> 01:50:24,368 - ♪ Join hands ♪ - ♪ Ride this train, y'all ♪ 2018 01:50:24,451 --> 01:50:26,370 - ♪ Start a love train ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪ 2019 01:50:26,453 --> 01:50:27,871 ♪ Love train ♪ 2020 01:50:27,955 --> 01:50:30,791 ♪ All of you brothers ♪ 2021 01:50:30,874 --> 01:50:33,627 ♪ Over in Africa ♪ 2022 01:50:35,629 --> 01:50:38,215 ♪ Tell all the folks in Egypt; 2023 01:50:38,298 --> 01:50:41,135 ♪ And Israel too ♪ 2024 01:50:43,679 --> 01:50:46,557 ♪ Please don't miss this train ♪ 2025 01:50:46,640 --> 01:50:49,893 ♪ At the station ♪ 2026 01:50:49,977 --> 01:50:52,229 ♪ 'Cause if you miss it; 2027 01:50:52,312 --> 01:50:53,856 ♪ I feel sorry ♪ 2028 01:50:53,939 --> 01:50:56,733 ♪ Sorry for you ♪ 2029 01:50:56,817 --> 01:50:58,986 ♪ Well ♪ 2030 01:50:59,069 --> 01:51:01,405 - y People all over the world y - y Sisters and brothers y 2031 01:51:01,488 --> 01:51:03,323 - ♪ Join hands ♪ - ♪ Join, come on ♪ 2032 01:51:03,407 --> 01:51:06,743 - ♪ Stan' a love train, love train ♪ - ♪ Ride this train, y'all, come on ♪ 2033 01:51:06,827 --> 01:51:09,413 - ♪ People all over the world,» - ♪ Don't need no ticket,» 2034 01:51:09,496 --> 01:51:11,081 - ♪ Join hands ♪ - ♪ Come on, ride ♪ 2035 01:51:11,165 --> 01:51:14,585 - ♪ Stan' a love train, love train ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey» 2036 01:51:14,668 --> 01:51:17,963 I» Rid? f 2037 01:51:18,046 --> 01:51:21,758 ♪ Let it ride ♪ 2038 01:51:21,842 --> 01:51:25,804 ♪ Let it ride ♪ 2039 01:51:25,888 --> 01:51:30,267 - ♪ Let it ride ♪ - ♪ Here, y'all, get on board ♪ 2040 01:51:30,350 --> 01:51:32,603 - y People all over the world y - y This train y 2041 01:51:32,686 --> 01:51:34,479 - ♪ Join hands ♪ - ♪ Come ride the train ♪ 2042 01:51:34,563 --> 01:51:38,358 - ♪ Stan' a love train, love train ♪ - ♪ Yeah, love train ♪ 2043 01:51:38,442 --> 01:51:40,360 - y People all over the world y - y Come on y 2044 01:51:40,444 --> 01:51:42,487 - y Join hands y - y You can ride or stand y 2045 01:51:42,571 --> 01:51:44,531 - ♪ Start a love train ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 2046 01:51:44,615 --> 01:51:46,116 - J Love train J - J Makin' love J 2047 01:51:46,200 --> 01:51:48,243 - ♪ People all over the world,» - ♪ Round the world, yell,» 2048 01:51:48,327 --> 01:51:50,287 - ♪ Join hands ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪ 2049 01:51:50,370 --> 01:51:53,707 - ♪ Stan' a love train, love train ♪ - ♪ Yeah, ride on over to me ♪ 2050 01:51:53,790 --> 01:51:56,126 - ♪ People all over the world,» - ♪ That's fight,» 2051 01:51:56,210 --> 01:51:58,128 - ♪ Join hands ♪ - ♪ Ride to me ♪ 2052 01:51:58,212 --> 01:52:01,673 - ♪ Stan' a love train, love train ♪ - ♪ Let's ride, I say let's go ♪ 2053 01:52:01,757 --> 01:52:03,967 - y People all over the world y - y Come on, love train y 2054 01:52:04,051 --> 01:52:05,636 - y Join hands y - y Join me and dance y 2055 01:52:05,719 --> 01:52:09,640 - ♪ Stan' a love train, love train ♪ - ♪ Get on board ♪ 2056 01:52:09,723 --> 01:52:11,808 - y People all over the world y - y Come on y 2057 01:52:11,892 --> 01:52:15,229 - ♪ Join hands ♪ - ♪ Ride, ride, ride ♪♪ 2058 01:52:15,312 --> 01:52:19,816 [ Charlotte] ♪ Amazing grace ♪ 2059 01:52:19,900 --> 01:52:24,154 ♪ How sweet the sound ♪ 2060 01:52:24,238 --> 01:52:28,951 ♪ That saved a wretch ♪ 2061 01:52:29,034 --> 01:52:32,162 ♪ Like me ♪ 2062 01:52:32,246 --> 01:52:36,792 ♪ I once was lost ♪ 2063 01:52:36,875 --> 01:52:41,672 ♪ But now I'm found ♪ 2064 01:52:41,755 --> 01:52:44,091 ♪ Was blind ♪ 2065 01:52:44,174 --> 01:52:46,343 ♪ But now ♪ 2066 01:52:46,426 --> 01:52:49,763 ♪ I see ♪ 2067 01:52:49,846 --> 01:52:52,224 ♪ Twas grave,” 2068 01:52:52,307 --> 01:52:54,768 ♪ That taught ♪ 2069 01:52:54,851 --> 01:52:57,020 ♪ My heart ♪ 2070 01:52:57,104 --> 01:52:59,356 ♪ To fear ♪ 2071 01:52:59,439 --> 01:53:01,525 ♪ And grace ♪ 2072 01:53:01,608 --> 01:53:04,069 ♪ My fears ♪ 2073 01:53:04,152 --> 01:53:07,489 ♪ Relieved ♪ 2074 01:53:07,572 --> 01:53:11,910 ♪ How precious did ♪ 2075 01:53:11,994 --> 01:53:16,248 ♪ That grace appear ♪ 2076 01:53:16,331 --> 01:53:18,041 ♪ The hour ♪ 2077 01:53:18,125 --> 01:53:20,294 ♪ I first ♪ 2078 01:53:20,377 --> 01:53:23,630 ♪ Believed ♪♪