1 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,885 I was living in this duplex. For the first time, I was alone. 2 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:21,891 No dorm, no roommates, my own place. I was so happy. 3 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,854 I had my own parking space. 4 00:02:44,248 --> 00:02:47,583 Where I come from, they don't keep them in cages. 5 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:52,129 They keep them in bins, you know, so you can reach in and touch them. 6 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,756 Hm. 7 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:56,592 Huh. 8 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,650 - Hello. - Need some help? 9 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:15,194 No, I... Well, yeah, thanks. 10 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:26,831 I'm from Spain. 11 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:29,250 - Really? Which part? - Galicia. 12 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:30,459 Oh. 13 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:34,422 I'm taking engineering at U of W. I like Seattle. 14 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:38,593 "U-Dub. " That's what people call it here. 15 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:41,846 Finally, a local tells me some secrets. 16 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:47,894 You really don't have to stay. This is gonna take some time. 17 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,313 Where else do I have to go? 18 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:54,901 In one week, I have to go back to Spain. My visa runs out. 19 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,070 U - Dub. 20 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:33,230 This is Linda Powell from the Seattle Environmental Council. 21 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:36,150 Okay, great. Thank you. Bye-bye. 22 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:40,529 Yes, that's right, there's another spill in Bellingham. 23 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:43,574 We gotta get somebody out there... 24 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:47,453 Ruth, how long have I been saying there are no guys? 25 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:48,996 Forever. 26 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:52,959 I met one. I met one when I was least expecting it. 27 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,627 You held out on me. 28 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,254 He's an engineering student from Spain. 29 00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:01,342 His visa runs out in two days. He's... 30 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:05,429 Heh. He's like a comet. What do I do? 31 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:07,765 I wish you could stay. 32 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,726 If I overstay my visa, I can't come back for five years. 33 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:16,649 - Were you ever gonna come back? - Well, now I have a reason. 34 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:22,446 I want you to have this. 35 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:28,661 I wish I was better able to tell you what I am thinking. 36 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:33,708 But this is a symbol of our future. 37 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:41,549 I want to return in two months and see you again. 38 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:46,721 Wow. 39 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:51,308 I don't really have much to give you, but... 40 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,937 It's important to me. 41 00:05:57,274 --> 00:06:00,401 Use this when you get back. 42 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:06,741 You'll always have a parking space. 43 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:22,840 Hello. 44 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:27,219 Don't wake up. I'm getting on the plane. I wanted to say bye. 45 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:31,397 - I'll see you soon. Goodbye, Linda. - Goodbye, honey. 46 00:06:31,715 --> 00:06:34,179 I miss you already. 47 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:40,191 Did you perform any other acts with him before he left? 48 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:46,489 It's amazing. We can't hide things in language. We speak in basics. 49 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:48,282 "Basics"? 50 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:53,996 If I married him, he could live here. I'd always have someone to go out with. 51 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:55,956 You're talking about marrying this guy? 52 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:01,045 I'm tired of all the games. 53 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:08,094 If you were married, would we still go out dancing? 54 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:12,014 - We will always go out dancing. - What? 55 00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:15,476 We will always go out dancing! 56 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:23,567 # State of love and trust as I 57 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:26,695 # Busted down the pretext 58 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:29,156 # Sin still plays and preaches 59 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:31,742 # But to have an empty court 60 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:32,993 # Uh-huh 61 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,746 # And I listen 62 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:39,750 # For the voice inside my head 63 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,210 # Nothing 64 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:44,547 # I'll do this one myself 65 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,226 # Yeah, yeah # 66 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:17,079 This is the Genie. Can't go wrong with this garage-door opener. 67 00:08:17,606 --> 00:08:21,031 Here's the Liftrex, we have a Liftrex, and the Liftrex Super. 68 00:08:21,175 --> 00:08:23,166 Might be a little bit more opener than you need. 69 00:08:23,201 --> 00:08:25,504 And, of course, the Linear pocket pager, beeper... 70 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:29,258 ...garage-door-opener combo. 71 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:34,221 Give me the best one you have. I'll never lose it again. 72 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:51,155 I broke up with someone recently. Jennifer, my last girlfriend. 73 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:53,699 I did it in a crowded restaurant. 74 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:59,121 She just stared at me with that look: "How can you pass me up?" 75 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:03,125 I told her we weren't right, all the stuff we both knew. 76 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:07,838 I realized I was wrong, tried to get back with her. She won't see me. 77 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,965 Now she's with Tony. 78 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:16,805 Tony knows my friend Bailey, who's friends with Tony's other girl, Rita. 79 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:20,351 Rita, who I broke up with to go out with Jennifer. 80 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:24,313 So do I tell Jennifer I know Tony's going out with Rita... 81 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:27,858 ...or do I tell Rita I know about Tony and Jennifer? 82 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:31,570 Tony will tell Jennifer I was going out with Rita when I was with her. 83 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,615 How does stuff get so complicated? I don't know. 84 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:41,497 Sometimes, I wish it was as simple as this postcard somebody sent me once. 85 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,002 Isn't that great? 86 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,176 I don't know. I think... 87 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,720 Cliff! I'm talking here, man. 88 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:01,934 I think I'm back to the beginning. 89 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:05,271 My dad left home when I was 8. You know what he said to me? 90 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:09,024 "Have fun. Stay single. " 91 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,485 I was 8. 92 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:16,490 My mom's a teacher. She took me to a doctor to learn about sex. 93 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:17,825 He was from Boston. 94 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:23,289 The father and the mother have finally learned to come together. 95 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:27,418 The father inserts his penis... Uh... 96 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:31,588 You do know what the penis is, don't you, Steve? 97 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:39,263 The father inserts the penis into the mother's vagina. 98 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:45,227 This is called intercourse, and what comes out is called sperm. 99 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:50,858 And then, the man keeps moving until something squirts out of his penis. 100 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:53,861 - What? - Yeah, what comes out? 101 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:57,323 - Spam! - Oh, man! 102 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:04,538 So maybe it was never simple. I'll tell you this... 103 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:09,752 ...for the next three years, I'm going to concentrate on work. 104 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:13,630 Work is the only thing I have complete control over. 105 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,133 Work. 106 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,177 I gotta go. 107 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:50,584 I'm 23. Remember how old 23 seemed when you were little? 108 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:55,464 I thought people would be traveling in air locks and I'd have five kids. 109 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:58,425 Here I am, 23. 110 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:02,513 Things are, um... They're basically the same. 111 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:06,058 I think time's running out to do something bizarre. 112 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:11,397 Somewhere around 25, bizarre becomes immature. 113 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:16,610 I get so much inspiration from my boyfriend. He's a musician. 114 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:36,588 His band put out an independent album last month. He's a good artist too. 115 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:41,552 # Yeah 116 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,972 # Touch me I'm dick # 117 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:48,475 He's like a Renaissance man. 118 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:51,270 I'm so glad he moved into my building. 119 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:14,251 - Janet. What's the ordeal? - Hey. 120 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:19,798 Your machine wasn't on, and I was supposed to see you Saturday, but... 121 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:23,469 So I just thought I'd come by and say hi. 122 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:26,138 - Hi. - Hey. 123 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:30,767 - So, um, how about this weekend? - This weekend we're really busy. 124 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:33,187 - We got that show, right? - Yeah, we got that show. 125 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:36,482 - We got these guys coming from L.A. - Great. 126 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,525 - It's gonna be rocking. - Bye, Cliff. 127 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,195 - So come over after. - Deal. 128 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:47,618 Look, Janet, you know I see other people still, right? 129 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,787 You do know that, don't you? 130 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,041 You don't fool me. 131 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,920 Janet, I could not be fooling you less. 132 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,172 Cliff, you gotta move your truck, man. 133 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,635 I know what you're thinking. We made the connection. 134 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,346 And when you make the connection, chemistry takes care of itself. 135 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,640 I mean, it makes its own decisions, you know? 136 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:14,520 So sit back and enjoy it, because you know when it's real. This is real. 137 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,313 We just don't even have to discuss it. 138 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:21,735 Janet, you're spazzing off on me. 139 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,700 Hey, Cliff, while we're young. 140 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:44,216 So, um, I'll see you Saturday, and I'll help you with your speakers. 141 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:51,181 What can I say, man? She's crazy about me. 142 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,771 Check it out, my new Gortec watch. 143 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:01,692 I can store 20 numbers in this. Tonight, I'm gonna fill it. 144 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,945 All or nothing. No compromise. Tonight, I'll be the super me. 145 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:10,200 What if the super you meets the super her, and the super her rejects the super you? 146 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,828 - Then it's no problem. - Uh-huh. Why? 147 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:16,373 Because it was never you. It was just an act. 148 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,837 - I live my life like a French movie. - What? 149 00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,756 Webster and 24th, it should be here. 150 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,596 Let's ask this clown where the club is. 151 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,724 Hey, man... 152 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,143 ...where's De Soto? 153 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,981 I get it, you're a mime. Mime the address. 154 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,736 Well, give me a ride, and I'll show you. 155 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,823 - Where's De Soto? Our car broke down. - Yeah. 156 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:57,164 I'll tell you about love. Love disappears, baby. 157 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,793 Every time I've been broke, babe has been off like a prom dress. 158 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,463 - Maybe it's the girls you choose. - Hey! 159 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,132 Maybe I've been hurt, maybe I've been dogged! 160 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:11,428 - Anybody know where this place is? - Do I look like a Thomas Brothers Guide? 161 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,014 - You really shouldn't speak. - Yes. 162 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,308 - Where do you work? - I'm a ma�tre d'. 163 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,186 - Department of Transportation. - He's working on the gridlock problem. 164 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,146 - Thank God. - I build airplanes. 165 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,023 Whoo-whoo-whoo! 166 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,658 # Yeah! 167 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:45,796 # Ooh 168 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,304 # There I was 169 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:59,893 # Laid out on a table 170 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,647 # Screamin' sweat 171 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:08,944 # And bare feet to the floor 172 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:15,158 # In my life, I'd not soften 173 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:20,288 # Things that cut and burn so often 174 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:24,543 # But I sit, think of somethin' 175 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:29,172 # Scared to face the dyin' nothin' 176 00:17:29,817 --> 00:17:35,716 # See the cycle I've waited for 177 00:17:39,231 --> 00:17:44,638 # It ain't like that anymore # 178 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,908 - Hey. - Hello. 179 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:07,544 My friend and I have this argument, and here it is. 180 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,380 He says when you're at a place like this... 181 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,759 ...you can't just be yourself, you have to have an act. 182 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,386 So anyway, I saw you standing there... 183 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:20,140 ...so I thought, A, I could just leave you alone... 184 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:25,812 ...B, I could come up with an act, or C, I could just be myself. 185 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,107 I chose C. 186 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,234 What do you think? 187 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:36,448 - I think that A, you have an act... - Uh-huh. 188 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:40,869 ...and that B, not having an act is your act. 189 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,832 Thank you. 190 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:51,546 Smaller fish, so huge the ocean 191 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:57,469 Cliff, any comments on the Seattle sound and Citizen Dick's place in it? 192 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:01,348 I don't like to reduce us just as being part of the Seattle sound. 193 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:03,850 I think of us expanding more. 194 00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:06,812 We're huge in Europe right now. 195 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:10,857 We've got records... A big record just broke in Belgium. 196 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:14,194 # Into the flood again 197 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,155 # Same old trip it was back then 198 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:20,325 A song like "Touch Me I'm Dick" is about what? 199 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:24,871 I think "Touch Me I'm Dick," in essence, speaks for itself. 200 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:29,709 I think, you know, that's basically what the song is about. 201 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,753 It's about, you know... 202 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:35,590 A lot of people might think it's actually about... 203 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:38,510 ...my name is Dick, and you can touch me... 204 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:42,055 ...but I think, you know, it can be seen either way. 205 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,560 - Hey, excuse me! Hello. - Hi. 206 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,396 - Want to meet up later? - Where you going? 207 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,232 - Anywhere you're going. - Anywhere you're going. 208 00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,943 - We're going home. - We're going home. 209 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,736 - Do you have a...? - See you. 210 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,241 "Anywhere you're going. " 211 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,286 Always get their numbers. Tonight I got 20 numbers. 212 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,996 Twenty numbers. 213 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,747 Bailey... 214 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:10,709 ...you got 20 numbers of 20 girls that you will never call... 215 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,837 ...never go out with, never see in the daylight. 216 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:19,134 Twenty numbers that exist only to make you feel like you can get 20 numbers. 217 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,636 - Watch the volume. - Sorry. Tinnitus. 218 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:25,849 - Club disease. - You kids are all going to be deaf. 219 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,225 Bailey. 220 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,644 This is my night. 221 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,022 - What? - Look. 222 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,109 Linda, don't look over. 223 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:25,367 Cliff, I need another double latte, no cream, skim milk, decaf. 224 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:29,955 I'm going to use that video date you got me last Christmas. 225 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,540 - It was a joke. - I know. I know. 226 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:36,962 You think it's something desperate people do. You are wrong, wrong, wrong! 227 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:41,633 Expect the Best is the best video-dating in the country. Hi! 228 00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:44,469 Debbie Hunt. Call me before I go to Cabo. 229 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,806 - Your medication, Miss Hunt. - Thank you. 230 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:52,394 You make the greatest coffee. Doesn't he make...? You... 231 00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:56,606 My roommate has no domestic skills. Guys just don't know... 232 00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:03,321 - Did you get the tunnel stuff? - I'll call you back. 233 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:04,531 Denise. 234 00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:08,118 The I-90 construction is behind. No green time from the exits. 235 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:11,204 The Times wants to know why there's gridlock on the I-5. 236 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:14,791 Tell them it's God's way of saying, "Listen to the radio. " 237 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,334 - Did you read my proposal? - Yeah. 238 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:17,669 What'd you think? 239 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,338 I liked it. You have to move it past Stu. 240 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,548 - Stu? - After lunch. 241 00:22:21,716 --> 00:22:24,759 After lunch, okay. After lunch, Stu. 242 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:27,929 - Ted, what's up? - Making music with my fingers. 243 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:31,433 And what a beautiful sound it is. 244 00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:44,320 Linda Powell, Steve Dunne. Hey. 245 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:49,034 Yeah, I met you 61 hours ago. Yeah, that was me. 246 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:52,245 Listen, you want to get some dinner or...? 247 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:55,582 Busy. How about some lunch? Have a lunch. 248 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,042 Coffee? 249 00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,837 Water? How about some water? 250 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:05,341 I'll meet you where you're having lunch, and we'll have some water. 251 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:09,054 I think that this whole decade will be about cleaning up. 252 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,263 Mm-hm. 253 00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:13,797 Our project spent last year studying the Alaskan Exxon spill. 254 00:23:14,081 --> 00:23:15,676 - Right. - And now... 255 00:23:15,905 --> 00:23:20,790 And now with all the Exxon kickbacks, it's... 256 00:23:20,825 --> 00:23:24,110 - God, yes. The worst. - Yes. 257 00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:29,074 I'm trying to put together a group to go study the whole coast. 258 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,410 I'm having a little trouble trying to get a boat. 259 00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,537 I think it will work out. 260 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:42,921 - What? - There's just no privacy anymore. 261 00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:47,801 I thought he was literally gonna swallow her. 262 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:50,428 - Me too. - My God. 263 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:51,638 Do you know what time it is? 264 00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:55,100 - Yeah, 3:30. - Oh, I'm so late. 265 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:58,144 - I'm glad your lunch date didn't show. - Me too. 266 00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:02,107 - Did you really have a lunch date? - No. Heh. 267 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:05,110 - Maybe... - I'm getting over somebody. 268 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:09,114 - We don't have to make it anything big. - I think it's a bad time to get... 269 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,865 - Okay. - Okay. 270 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,286 Here's my car. Let me give you a ride back to work. 271 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:18,123 Okay. Thanks. 272 00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,339 Thanks. 273 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:47,235 I really like your take on the supertrain. 274 00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:50,071 It's ambitious. If it were up to me... 275 00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:53,616 She opened my car-door button. Unmistakable sign. 276 00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:57,120 I like this girl. 277 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,831 Gotta handle this one really well. 278 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:04,169 The thing I like about you the best is that you listen to me. 279 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:09,340 - You're a realist-slash-dreamer. - Thanks. 280 00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:14,637 I get so pissed off when I think about it. 281 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:20,602 That some jerk could trash the Mona Lisa or an ocean or someone's life. 282 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:21,811 Yes. 283 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:26,566 So who are your neighbors? 284 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:31,279 Um, that's Bailey, right there. He's a ma�tre d'. 285 00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:33,072 He keeps us all in free meals. 286 00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:38,453 And on the corner there, that's Debbie Hunt. 287 00:25:38,621 --> 00:25:39,913 Uh-huh. Mm-hm. 288 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:43,291 She actually consumes men instead of food. 289 00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:50,965 And that is Cliff. He delivers flowers, has four jobs... 290 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,801 ...works in the coffee shop around the corner. 291 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:56,387 Upstairs is Janet Livermore. 292 00:25:57,765 --> 00:26:00,183 She works there too. She's saving for architecture school. 293 00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:02,644 Cliff and Janet... 294 00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:07,482 That's it. 295 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:12,612 You sound like me talking about my family. 296 00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:17,116 Wanna go upstairs while your stuff is still drying? 297 00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:21,329 Um... Um... 298 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,928 That's a good picture of you. 299 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,307 Let me ask you a question. You think about traffic? Ever? 300 00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:47,563 Because I do, constantly. Traffic is caused by the single-car driver. 301 00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:51,234 Nine hundred thousand single people get in their cars every morning. 302 00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:54,445 They drive to work and wonder why there's gridlock. 303 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:58,741 This is what I've been working on. If you had a supertrain... 304 00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:04,289 ...you give people a reason to get out of their cars. Great coffee, great music... 305 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:07,166 ...they will park and ride. I know they will. 306 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:08,960 But I still love my car, though. 307 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:12,547 Well... Uh... Oh. 308 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:17,427 The Sonics. They've got a good team this year. 309 00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,804 Good thing they traded Xavier McDaniel. 310 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:24,434 - Is he a boxer or a basketball player? - You dare to rip the X-Man. 311 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,227 Oh. 312 00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:31,024 Kiss at the Hotel de Ville. You have this too. I have this. 313 00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:35,069 And albums. Oh, I miss albums. 314 00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:40,116 - I was a deejay in college. - Really? 315 00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:44,412 Yeah. That's why I still have records. 316 00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:01,721 So any boyfriends? 317 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:04,474 You don't want to know. I've had bad luck. 318 00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:11,564 But there was this one guy, Rich. All my girlfriends loved him. 319 00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:15,693 That stuff I told you about the money I inherited? 320 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:20,114 I made that up. Plus, I got back together with Lynn last night. 321 00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:22,867 So you probably want to go ahead and freak out. 322 00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:31,250 Oh, man. That was like a professional hit. 323 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:34,712 I didn't wanna get close to anybody for a long time. 324 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,130 And then I... 325 00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:38,716 - I'm talking too much. - No, go ahead. 326 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:42,845 Well, I thought for sure I would meet someone in college. 327 00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:47,809 A perfect combination of Mel Gibson and Holden Caulfield... 328 00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:52,939 ...and the sexual revolution would just sweep us both away. 329 00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:55,191 I was a semester too late. 330 00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:11,249 # Oh, the heads that turn 331 00:29:12,543 --> 00:29:15,461 # Make my back burn 332 00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:18,089 Hi. 333 00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:23,428 # Make my back Make my back burn 334 00:29:28,851 --> 00:29:31,477 Condoms. They're free. 335 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:40,194 # The sparkle in your eyes 336 00:29:40,362 --> 00:29:41,904 # Keeps me alive 337 00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:44,490 You know, it's okay to loathe these people. 338 00:29:45,993 --> 00:29:47,493 Really? 339 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:52,081 There is so much life in you. 340 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:57,712 And so much emotional larceny in these others. 341 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:03,426 - I'm Andy. - I'm Linda. 342 00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:05,970 Emotional larceny? 343 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:10,892 We talked about how passion didn't matter as much as comfort and stability. 344 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,143 - That's bullshit. - No kidding. 345 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,563 - Sorry. - It's cool. 346 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:22,069 We lived together for two years. We're still friends, but... 347 00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:24,113 I did the same thing. 348 00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:26,908 One day, one of you goes for groceries and never comes back. 349 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,117 I know. 350 00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:30,077 Everyone I know wants everything to be easy. 351 00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:31,412 I know. 352 00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:34,790 - Why did I have to meet you in a club? - I don't know. 353 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,213 Oh, I love this song. 354 00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:43,633 # Waterfall 355 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:48,012 # Nothing can harm me at all 356 00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:52,308 # My worries seem so very small 357 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:56,896 # With my waterfall 358 00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:01,776 My clothes. 359 00:31:05,739 --> 00:31:06,822 - This is you? - Yeah. 360 00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:10,201 This gas-guzzling monster? The environmentalist? 361 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:13,579 - I inherited it. - Not sure how I feel about that. 362 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:19,585 So let's maybe do something this weekend or... 363 00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:22,630 - Okay. I'll call you. - Okay. Don't forget. 364 00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:24,090 I won't. 365 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,266 - Good night. - Good night. 366 00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:46,028 Good night. 367 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:48,364 Good night. 368 00:31:53,996 --> 00:31:56,247 Listen, next time, why don't you, um... 369 00:31:57,708 --> 00:32:00,001 ...park underground? 370 00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:06,674 I should go. 371 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:38,122 One lucky shopper who gets a 60-second supermarket sweep. 372 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:40,833 Grab whatever you can. Keep whatever you want. 373 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:44,754 It's all yours free, only at Shop for Less. 374 00:32:57,434 --> 00:32:59,226 Hi. 375 00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:07,401 Uh, I was just nowhere near your neighborhood... 376 00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:30,466 Burglar, burglar, burglar, burglar, burglar, burg... 377 00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:51,696 Oh! Shh. 378 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:52,988 Neighbors. 379 00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:57,910 It's Andy. Just calling to make sure you're okay. 380 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:01,539 - She's okay. - I was thinking about the conversation. 381 00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:04,583 I think you should trust this guy, although he's putting on moves... 382 00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:07,920 ...passive-aggressively speaking. I'm a guy. I know these things. 383 00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:11,048 I don't like that I know them, but I know. 384 00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:16,011 I think that you can trust him, but be careful. 385 00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:18,681 If he doesn't treat you right, I'll kick his ass. 386 00:34:20,434 --> 00:34:23,102 Starring Fred MacMurray. 387 00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:30,776 Can you wait? Just a little longer. Okay? 388 00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:34,780 - Whenever, whenever. - You're amazing. 389 00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:39,243 I feel like I'm being pulled inside you. 390 00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:42,079 - We're being too loud. - Huh? 391 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,377 What are you thinking right now? 392 00:34:50,881 --> 00:34:54,175 I play good, hard-nosed basketball. 393 00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:57,720 Things happen throughout the course of the game. Nothing you can do. 394 00:34:57,888 --> 00:35:00,848 I don't go out to look to say, "I'm gonna beat this guy up. " 395 00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:04,894 - Anything else, X? - Yes. Steve, don't come yet. 396 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:27,333 God, I'm in love with my neighbor. Why don't you call me, Cliff? 397 00:35:30,212 --> 00:35:34,715 Mm, what can I eat? I'm tired of starving myself for this guy. 398 00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:37,843 Salad. I'll have a salad. 399 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,184 If I call him, that's being desperate. 400 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:51,148 He's late or he forgot. I refuse to call him to remind him he forgot. 401 00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:54,985 If he shows up, I'll listen, but no way do I call him. 402 00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:59,949 Of course, men do like to be called. 403 00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:05,538 I'll call him in 10 minutes. That will be one hour, and that is officially very late. 404 00:36:09,626 --> 00:36:11,836 He is officially very late. 405 00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:19,552 If I make this basket, that's fate telling me to call him. 406 00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:22,680 Two out of three. 407 00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:32,231 Wait. Did no basket mean call him or don't call him? 408 00:36:37,279 --> 00:36:40,364 Busy. That's a sign. That's fate saying don't call. 409 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:45,202 Forget it. I am not desperate. I have many people to spend a Saturday with. 410 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:50,249 - Quit getting involved with neighbors. - That broke us up? 411 00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:53,043 - We're better as friends. - Absolutely. 412 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:57,339 The thing about Cliff is, he has all this fierce integrity. 413 00:36:57,507 --> 00:36:59,675 - I know. - Except when it comes to women. 414 00:36:59,843 --> 00:37:02,678 He likes these club-type women... 415 00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:05,848 ...these huge, hourglass, Amazon women. 416 00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:09,768 It's great you're together, but you've got to protect yourself. 417 00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:14,148 So I'm not an Amazon woman? 418 00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:19,904 You're from the High Plains, Janet. 419 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:25,409 Hm... 420 00:37:26,036 --> 00:37:28,078 I'm so glad I live here. 421 00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:51,977 - Are my breasts too small for you? - No. 422 00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:55,481 God. 423 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:08,077 Because, I mean, I look around, and all I see are these... 424 00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:13,540 ...posters and billboards and magazines and TV shows... 425 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:16,502 ...all with these women with huge breasts. 426 00:38:16,670 --> 00:38:19,713 I guess I just... I guess I just wanted to ask. 427 00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:23,425 Is that what men really want? Is that what you want? 428 00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:24,635 You know? 429 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,972 Don't lie because when you do, your eye twitches, and I know it anyway. 430 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,773 Okay, ask me. 431 00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:42,403 Are my breasts too small for you? 432 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:51,412 Sometimes. 433 00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:54,790 When I get married, I'm gonna change my reins 434 00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:57,251 - A-ha - I'm trading in my bridal 435 00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:59,253 For a wedding band 436 00:38:59,421 --> 00:39:02,881 She's gonna hang up her spurs Raise some little cockleburs 437 00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:06,051 And settle down around the Rio Grande 438 00:39:06,261 --> 00:39:10,431 Like any straight-shootin' Hard-ridin', law-abidin' 439 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,433 Have you had implants before? 440 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,228 What do you think? 441 00:39:17,272 --> 00:39:18,689 No. 442 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:24,611 Yes. Well, you take a couple of days and make up your mind. 443 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:28,032 We skew the size specifically to what you want... 444 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,826 ...by graph. Right. 445 00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:32,953 Well, what's painful? 446 00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:37,833 It can be mildly painful, and certainly safety is on everybody's mind... 447 00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:40,044 ...mine in particular. 448 00:39:40,503 --> 00:39:45,883 Right. Okay, you take a couple of days and think about it. 449 00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:48,635 All right. Bye-bye. 450 00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:52,347 - Hi. - Hi. 451 00:39:52,766 --> 00:39:56,226 Heard you on the phone. I'm in. I don't need a couple of days. 452 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:02,066 How about that? 453 00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:05,527 Hm. 454 00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:10,115 Uh... 455 00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:16,121 Maybe for your frame, something a little less hourglass. 456 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:21,752 If you're going to have the operation, you know, have the operation. 457 00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:24,088 Yeah. 458 00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:30,302 - Whoa. Do you jog? - A little. 459 00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:34,181 See, maybe, here. 460 00:40:36,059 --> 00:40:39,561 - Split the difference? - Split the difference. 461 00:40:47,821 --> 00:40:50,864 # 'Cause I'm stuck by myself 462 00:40:52,242 --> 00:40:54,701 # Touch me I'm dick 463 00:41:04,254 --> 00:41:08,465 Hi, it's me. I'm tired of doing the right thing. 464 00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:11,135 I'm tired of waiting for you to call me. 465 00:41:11,553 --> 00:41:12,803 Um... 466 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:17,850 I'm on the bed right now, wearing something really outrageous. 467 00:41:18,226 --> 00:41:20,519 I've got no underwear on. 468 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:26,358 I need to be touched. I'm burning for you, Cliff. 469 00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:30,362 I think you've got the wrong number, lady, but I'll be right over. 470 00:41:40,582 --> 00:41:43,625 - This guy plays no games. - That's great. 471 00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:44,835 Yeah. 472 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:48,630 - I've got to play this one perfectly. - Go with it. 473 00:41:48,798 --> 00:41:52,259 - What do your instincts tell you to do? - Not to listen to you guys. 474 00:41:52,427 --> 00:41:55,596 - There you go. - She doesn't want you tugging at her bra strap. 475 00:41:55,763 --> 00:42:00,475 She wants mystery, drama, excitement. I know women. 476 00:42:00,810 --> 00:42:05,022 I don't want drama or excitement. I just want to trust him. 477 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:09,276 - Should I trust him? - Yeah. 478 00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:12,905 - Not all guys are like Luiz. - You're right. 479 00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:16,992 You're right. Steve is different. 480 00:42:17,452 --> 00:42:21,663 Steve, just follow your instincts. Don't treat this like casual sex. 481 00:42:21,831 --> 00:42:26,293 Casual sex doesn't even exist anymore. It's lethal. It's over. 482 00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:34,134 What are you thinking? 483 00:42:34,302 --> 00:42:38,013 If I had a conversation with God, I would ask him to create this girl. 484 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:42,309 - My chest hurts. - Uh-oh. 485 00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:46,647 - You didn't, like, leave a note? - No, I left my blue T-shirt by mistake. 486 00:42:46,856 --> 00:42:49,942 - There are no mistakes. - What? 487 00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:52,361 What does that...? What does that mean? Give me the phone. 488 00:42:52,946 --> 00:42:58,784 Ahem. I'm going to call my new semi-girlfriend. 489 00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:01,495 You're gonna scare her off. 490 00:43:01,955 --> 00:43:04,623 She's beautiful. Anyone would call her. 491 00:43:04,874 --> 00:43:08,585 - Distinguish yourself by not calling. - Yep. 492 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:13,799 - P.S., that's how you get her. - No. Bailey, you don't understand. 493 00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:16,385 Am I the only one that remembers your last three girlfriends? 494 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:22,349 You're right. 495 00:43:24,686 --> 00:43:26,645 I gotta let this one breathe. 496 00:43:28,731 --> 00:43:33,694 You're concerned about dioxins. Let me give you Greenpeace's number. 497 00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:41,994 - So how'd it go? - I got the boat. 498 00:43:42,495 --> 00:43:45,414 - The trip to Alaska's set. - Oh, great, Linda. 499 00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:48,417 - That is great. - Yeah. 500 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:53,334 Oh, Steve on two. 501 00:43:54,016 --> 00:43:56,572 Four days he waits to call me. 502 00:43:56,607 --> 00:43:58,927 So, what do I tell him? 503 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:02,222 - Tell him I went out for groceries. - Okay. 504 00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:06,018 She went out for groceries. 505 00:44:06,269 --> 00:44:08,687 Uh-huh. Bye-bye. 506 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:11,690 He's coming right over. 507 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,860 - What do you mean, nothing? - Nothing is wrong. 508 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:18,405 Really. Thanks. 509 00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:21,074 - I thought we connected. - This is a small office. 510 00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:24,661 - Is this because I didn't call? - I don't remember. Did you call? 511 00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:28,415 I don't know why you're being like this. I like you. It was cool meeting you. 512 00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:30,667 I'll call you, or you call me. 513 00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:42,085 Look, I'm sorry if I blew it by not calling. 514 00:44:42,465 --> 00:44:45,800 You don't owe me anything. You don't have to call me. 515 00:44:45,835 --> 00:44:48,435 - Is this about your old boyfriend who calls? - Andy doesn't call. 516 00:44:48,895 --> 00:44:50,645 - Probably has a ponytail, right? - No. 517 00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:54,608 - Mr. Sensitive Ponytail Man. - He is not Mr. Sensitive Ponytail Man. 518 00:44:59,489 --> 00:45:04,451 - You're scared of getting close to me. - You don't know me well enough. 519 00:45:04,619 --> 00:45:06,745 - I think I do. - No, you don't. 520 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:12,042 Look, let's not play games. 521 00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:14,961 Games? If I was playing games, I would have waited a week to call. 522 00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:22,344 - What I mean is... - I've gotta work, Steve. 523 00:45:22,678 --> 00:45:26,515 - Linda? I left my blue T-shirt at... - Bye, Steve. 524 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:41,113 Why? Why do you talk such a good game? 525 00:45:41,948 --> 00:45:44,418 You talk about things that matter, 526 00:45:44,670 --> 00:45:48,661 that get me excited, that get me hot. 527 00:45:50,206 --> 00:45:53,824 But it's like you're lobotomized. 528 00:45:54,186 --> 00:45:56,499 Why can't I just protect myself? 529 00:45:57,002 --> 00:46:00,634 Why can't I just be a buddy? 530 00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:06,179 Glad I caught this one in time. I can't leave myself open. 531 00:46:06,431 --> 00:46:08,640 It's better to be the dumper than the dumpee. 532 00:46:09,225 --> 00:46:11,977 Mom. Mom. Yeah. 533 00:46:12,311 --> 00:46:17,190 Listen, Mom, if he invited you to Hawaii, yes, he wants something. 534 00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:22,404 And who cares? Dad's been gone for two years. Uh-huh. 535 00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:26,199 Listen. Listen, Mom! 536 00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:31,204 I'm having a bad sugar crash. Do you think you could hold it down? 537 00:46:31,372 --> 00:46:36,209 Wait, Mom. Rinse your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher. 538 00:46:36,669 --> 00:46:38,086 I rinsed them, Debbie. 539 00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:41,840 You have to rinse off all the food or it gets all over. 540 00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:46,845 I found this big, little chunky thing on my glass. No biggie. 541 00:46:47,013 --> 00:46:52,017 So. Yeah, wish me luck on my video for Expect the Best. Uh-huh. 542 00:47:01,068 --> 00:47:02,235 Hi. 543 00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:06,072 - This is for Expect the Best, right? - Yeah. I brought clippings. 544 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,408 - Possible looks for my video. - Mm. 545 00:47:08,576 --> 00:47:12,829 Here we have the Edie Sedgwick. You know? 546 00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:14,539 Oh. 547 00:47:14,749 --> 00:47:17,501 Pseudo Brigitte Bardot. 548 00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:23,465 Or we jet on over to Spain for the depressed millionairess. 549 00:47:25,510 --> 00:47:26,593 Mm-hm. 550 00:47:26,802 --> 00:47:30,555 And I love these earrings that nobody loves but me. 551 00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:33,099 Truth? 552 00:47:33,726 --> 00:47:35,602 Truth. 553 00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:44,110 I will create your new look. I will have men dying at your feet. 554 00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:48,198 Ten bucks extra, and Brian will shoot your video. 555 00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:53,954 Twenty. 556 00:47:54,664 --> 00:47:58,208 Ahem. He doesn't even know me. 557 00:47:58,626 --> 00:48:00,418 Debbie... 558 00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:03,505 ...he is only like the next Martin Scor-ceese. 559 00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:09,761 Okay. Okay, I'm in your hands. 560 00:48:20,606 --> 00:48:22,399 I am Debbie Hunt. 561 00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:26,653 If you want to see how I look, rewind and freeze-frame. 562 00:48:27,363 --> 00:48:30,824 But I am not about looks. 563 00:48:37,206 --> 00:48:38,456 Hi. 564 00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:42,460 I crave responsibility, respectability and love. 565 00:48:42,795 --> 00:48:48,300 My goals are serenity and knowledge and men who can understand me. 566 00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:51,428 Oh, no druggies, please. 567 00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:56,349 I'm fairly intense, and I'm an advertising exec... 568 00:48:56,517 --> 00:49:01,730 ...at KRWE-TV. That's me. 569 00:49:02,231 --> 00:49:07,235 Come to where the flavor is. Come to Debbie country. 570 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:19,247 Yeah. 571 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:24,085 "Debbie country. " It's funny. 572 00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:34,387 - "Doghouse" as an encore? - Should be six songs. 573 00:49:34,555 --> 00:49:37,599 - They want me to come out. - They are just our friends. 574 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:41,853 - "Doghouse" as an encore. - You can't start out with that. 575 00:49:42,021 --> 00:49:44,606 Why make them clap so we come out again? 576 00:49:44,774 --> 00:49:47,400 - You don't get it. - I agree with Cliff. 577 00:49:47,568 --> 00:49:51,488 - Hey, a review of our record. - Whoa, read it out loud. 578 00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:54,407 "When the shirtless Cliff starts to sing... " 579 00:49:54,575 --> 00:49:58,495 Wait a minute, man. I don't want to hear anything negative. 580 00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:02,165 Go on. 581 00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:27,273 "Other than that he was ably backed by Stone and Jeff... 582 00:50:27,441 --> 00:50:30,151 ...and drummer Eddie Vedder. " That's good. That's a good review. 583 00:50:32,154 --> 00:50:36,199 - A compliment for us is a compliment for you. - No, man. 584 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:39,577 This negative energy just makes me stronger. 585 00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:44,165 We will not retreat. This band is unstoppable. 586 00:50:44,417 --> 00:50:47,877 This weekend, we rock Portland. 587 00:50:49,088 --> 00:50:50,130 Yeah! 588 00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:58,763 Okay, I know you're in love, but are you sure you want to do this? 589 00:50:59,014 --> 00:51:01,766 Yep. My mind is made up. 590 00:51:02,935 --> 00:51:04,769 Want to read a magazine? 591 00:51:05,479 --> 00:51:08,022 Thanks for doing this with me, Steve. 592 00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:10,608 I didn't want you to go alone. 593 00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:25,749 Tell me, from a girl's point of view, what do you want from a guy? 594 00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:31,504 Well, when I first moved out here from Tucson... 595 00:51:31,756 --> 00:51:34,799 ...I wanted a guy with... 596 00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:39,512 ...looks, security, caring. 597 00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:41,890 Someone with their own place. 598 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:47,312 Someone who said, "bless you" or "gesundheit" when I sneezed. 599 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:51,524 Someone who liked the same things as me, but not exactly. 600 00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:52,942 And someone who loves me. 601 00:51:55,488 --> 00:51:59,032 - Tall order. - Yeah, I scaled it down a little. 602 00:51:59,241 --> 00:52:00,950 What is it now? 603 00:52:02,077 --> 00:52:04,959 Someone who says, "gesundheit" when I sneeze, 604 00:52:05,081 --> 00:52:08,632 although I prefer "bless you. " It's nicer. 605 00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:12,462 - Janet, sorry you had to wait. - Dr. Jamison. 606 00:52:12,922 --> 00:52:14,839 This is my friend, Steve. 607 00:52:15,090 --> 00:52:18,259 - Doctor. - Hi, Steve. Come on in. 608 00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:20,845 Hey, last chance. 609 00:52:26,310 --> 00:52:27,977 Here we go. 610 00:52:28,896 --> 00:52:32,607 I'm going to say something that I haven't said... 611 00:52:32,775 --> 00:52:35,527 ...in three years of being an HMO. 612 00:52:37,196 --> 00:52:40,907 I will perform the operation, but I don't think you need it. 613 00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:43,910 I think you're perfect. 614 00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:49,999 If your boyfriend doesn't appreciate you the way you are, then you have to ask: 615 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:54,462 "Are you his Miss Right, or are you his Miss Maybe?" 616 00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:57,423 Wow. 617 00:52:57,967 --> 00:53:00,218 What's that mean, "wow"? 618 00:53:00,886 --> 00:53:03,763 - Did my check bounce? - No. 619 00:53:04,807 --> 00:53:06,391 Janet... 620 00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,394 ...I really have a feeling about you. 621 00:53:12,940 --> 00:53:16,693 Thanks, but I love my boyfriend. 622 00:53:17,069 --> 00:53:18,444 Okay. 623 00:53:20,114 --> 00:53:24,576 - I still feel good about what I said. - Oh, no, you should. It's good. 624 00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:31,249 - Can I say something to you? - Sure. 625 00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:34,961 Your face wants a different part, your hair. 626 00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:38,590 - My hair? - Yeah. 627 00:53:42,261 --> 00:53:43,720 Yeah, there you go. 628 00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:46,594 Mm. Now you look vaguely rocking. 629 00:53:46,953 --> 00:53:50,125 I mean c'mon, you are a happening guy, you know? 630 00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:55,525 You're Dr. Jamison... You've got like, like nice eyes, 631 00:53:55,850 --> 00:53:58,484 and you've got those great trustworthy eyebrows... 632 00:53:58,694 --> 00:54:03,031 ...and you're a surgeon, man. Many, many babes are into that. 633 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,074 Yeah. 634 00:54:05,326 --> 00:54:07,619 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 635 00:54:07,828 --> 00:54:12,874 No, really. Listen, I have friends who would love you. 636 00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:15,585 See, I don't know how to have fun. 637 00:54:15,836 --> 00:54:20,214 I'm 33 years old, and I don't know how to have fun. 638 00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:29,390 There. Now was that fun or what? 639 00:54:30,851 --> 00:54:33,019 Yeah, that was fun. 640 00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:50,828 - Doc. - Yeah, I know, the operation. 641 00:54:56,543 --> 00:54:59,587 I want Cliff to like me the way I am. 642 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,342 Thanks. 643 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:13,434 A few days later, she leaves the hive. Now she's ready to mate. 644 00:55:14,895 --> 00:55:19,023 High in the sky, the only male bees, the drones... 645 00:55:19,274 --> 00:55:22,777 - So Portland, maybe it wasn't our city. - Shh. 646 00:55:23,028 --> 00:55:26,447 - Man, where are the anthems of our youth? - Shh. 647 00:55:27,574 --> 00:55:30,159 What happened to music that meant something? 648 00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:33,997 The Who at the Kingdome or Kiss at the Coliseum. 649 00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:36,755 Where is the "Misty Mountain Hop"? 650 00:55:36,859 --> 00:55:41,428 Where is the "Smoke on the Water"? Where is the "Iron Man" of today? 651 00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:45,466 - We're not going out tonight, are we? - Look at this. 652 00:55:45,634 --> 00:55:51,597 These bands are like well-designed bottles of bleach. It's beer and lifestyle music. 653 00:55:52,725 --> 00:55:56,978 It's like the next world war's gonna be sponsored by... 654 00:55:57,229 --> 00:55:59,480 ...I don't know, I mean, what? 655 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,443 We could just take a bath. 656 00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:09,032 Just remember one thing, we are loved in Belgium and in Italy. 657 00:56:09,241 --> 00:56:12,702 The yellowjacket wasp has come looking for food. 658 00:56:13,287 --> 00:56:15,788 The alarm is sounded. 659 00:56:20,502 --> 00:56:23,629 They pour into the European hives. 660 00:56:25,007 --> 00:56:29,594 Hey, babe, don't get me sick. I'm playing this weekend. 661 00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:37,643 Wait a minute. What am I doing? 662 00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:43,649 I don't have to be here. I... I could just break up with him. 663 00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:56,037 I've always been able to do this. Break up and never look back. 664 00:56:59,124 --> 00:57:04,504 Being alone, there's a certain dignity to it. 665 00:57:40,207 --> 00:57:41,499 Hi! 666 00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:46,003 Hi. Did I overreact? 667 00:57:47,881 --> 00:57:49,215 Do you know who this is? 668 00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:22,874 We spent a couple of great weeks together. 669 00:58:25,085 --> 00:58:30,506 But whenever things are at their best, I start waiting for them to fall apart. 670 00:58:30,674 --> 00:58:36,053 I can't figure out if I do it to myself or if life does it for me. 671 00:58:37,055 --> 00:58:41,726 - I'm a little late this month, that's all. - Well, how...? How late? 672 00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:47,857 - Late. - Mm-hm, mm-hm. 673 00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:07,668 - Steve Dunne. - Yeah. 674 00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:10,254 - Doug Hughley. Mr. Deegan's class. - Doug, hi. 675 00:59:10,422 --> 00:59:14,717 - What is up? How you doing, man? - Great, man. 676 00:59:14,927 --> 00:59:17,970 You know how much homework I missed because of you? 677 00:59:18,180 --> 00:59:22,516 I loved your radio show. That was the best. Thanks, man. 678 00:59:22,726 --> 00:59:27,230 We're throwing down tonight on Aloha Street. It's gonna be insane. 679 00:59:27,397 --> 00:59:30,191 - Would you do a little wheels of steel? - Oh, no. 680 00:59:30,442 --> 00:59:31,984 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 681 00:59:32,194 --> 00:59:35,571 You're the only man I know who can mix Elvis Costello and Public Enemy. 682 00:59:35,739 --> 00:59:38,115 What's so funny about...? Peace, peace, peace 683 00:59:38,283 --> 00:59:40,159 Love and under... Peace, peace, peace 684 00:59:40,327 --> 00:59:43,204 What does a brother understand...? Peace, peace 685 00:59:44,873 --> 00:59:46,040 Peace, understand, peace, peace 686 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:50,378 You're the best, man! You are the king. You are the king. 687 00:59:51,088 --> 00:59:53,756 You gotta be there, man. You must be there! 688 00:59:55,759 --> 00:59:57,051 Of course, you may be busy. 689 01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:04,892 Ten minutes, then we pour X into B. If it's blue... 690 01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:08,396 - Then we have a big talk. - Yeah. Heh. 691 01:00:09,231 --> 01:00:13,401 # I nearly lost you there 692 01:00:14,319 --> 01:00:16,487 - I have some time right now. - Then let's talk right now. 693 01:00:16,655 --> 01:00:18,698 - Okay. - Okay. 694 01:00:18,865 --> 01:00:22,535 - My body knows it's gonna be blue. - It's not gonna be blue. 695 01:00:22,703 --> 01:00:24,912 - It is not gonna be blue. - You're right. 696 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:26,706 I'm probably sterile. It runs in my family. 697 01:00:26,915 --> 01:00:29,375 Really? Oh. 698 01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:36,173 - Do you know where my other shoes are? - No, maybe they're by the door. 699 01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:39,593 - That would be wild. - What? 700 01:00:39,803 --> 01:00:41,804 Having a kid. 701 01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:47,601 - If you were pregnant. - If I were pregnant, which I'm not. 702 01:00:47,769 --> 01:00:50,730 And I wouldn't expect you to deal with it anyway. 703 01:00:52,607 --> 01:00:55,526 Well, I'd be with you. We'd deal with it. 704 01:00:59,573 --> 01:01:01,824 To friendship. 705 01:01:09,291 --> 01:01:12,460 - That's bluish, right? - It's fairly blue. 706 01:01:12,711 --> 01:01:15,296 - Well... - Put it against something blue. 707 01:01:15,547 --> 01:01:18,549 - Oh, yeah. Yeah. - Uh... 708 01:01:18,717 --> 01:01:21,552 Well, wait. Let's try and put it against something white. 709 01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:23,804 - Oh. - White. 710 01:01:29,436 --> 01:01:32,730 - What are you gonna do today? - Meet the deputy mayor. 711 01:01:32,898 --> 01:01:38,652 - Sets up the thing with the real mayor. - I have stuff to do. Do... Or call you... 712 01:01:38,904 --> 01:01:40,237 - Okay. - Bye. 713 01:01:40,489 --> 01:01:42,907 - Bye. - Bye. 714 01:01:46,453 --> 01:01:48,037 - Finally... - Interesting. 715 01:01:48,288 --> 01:01:52,291 ...if we get the single car driver on the supertrain, 716 01:01:52,374 --> 01:01:56,682 we can change the city. It's all in the proposal. 717 01:02:03,095 --> 01:02:07,306 Well, flirts with brilliance. Wish it were up to me. 718 01:02:07,516 --> 01:02:09,767 Let me get you 15 minutes with the mayor. 719 01:02:12,187 --> 01:02:13,270 Thank you. 720 01:02:14,481 --> 01:02:19,652 Basically, that's kind of what we're all about, give or take a little. 721 01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:25,324 I'd like to kind of leave it up to you. Figure out what you'd like to do. 722 01:02:25,534 --> 01:02:30,538 I think that will be great. Yeah. You've explained it really well. 723 01:02:31,623 --> 01:02:36,127 All right, these are the men who want me. 724 01:02:36,545 --> 01:02:40,881 But I'm more than just a good body. Feelings, man. 725 01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:45,511 I have a lot of tender feelings waiting for the right woman. 726 01:02:45,762 --> 01:02:49,932 It's hard to get it across when you look like this. 727 01:02:50,142 --> 01:02:55,271 My name is Spiro. I'm an artist. My painting is displayed behind me. 728 01:02:55,522 --> 01:03:00,734 I'm a very meticulous person in appearance and also very precise. 729 01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:04,029 If two people really believe in each other... 730 01:03:04,197 --> 01:03:07,992 ...that love can go around the world and through their souls. 731 01:03:08,201 --> 01:03:10,286 But love is very delicate. 732 01:03:10,495 --> 01:03:14,832 In fact, if you're both not very careful and nurturing, that love can: 733 01:03:15,041 --> 01:03:18,252 I'm looking for a woman who is unpredictable. 734 01:03:18,503 --> 01:03:23,048 Someone who is complex. Someone who is willing to experiment. 735 01:03:23,467 --> 01:03:26,343 I like the way the world looks from a bicycle. 736 01:03:26,511 --> 01:03:31,515 I'm looking for someone who feels the same way I do about a bicycle. 737 01:03:31,725 --> 01:03:35,394 Am I too intense? I can be intensely laid-back too. 738 01:03:35,604 --> 01:03:40,941 I am very, very, very lonely. 739 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:50,993 - Who? - Definitely the bicycle guy. 740 01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:53,913 The bicycle guy. 741 01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:56,290 He's like your soul mate. 742 01:03:57,459 --> 01:03:59,043 Guy with the bicycle. 743 01:04:17,812 --> 01:04:19,563 Nice outfit. 744 01:04:20,732 --> 01:04:23,484 - Is he late? - Yeah. 745 01:04:23,735 --> 01:04:28,072 - Yeah, but I expect the best. - Yeah. 746 01:04:28,323 --> 01:04:33,285 Why did you pick this Sea Merchant? The First Avenue one is happening. 747 01:04:33,453 --> 01:04:36,580 - There's another Sea Merchant? - Yeah, the new one. 748 01:04:36,957 --> 01:04:38,415 Oh, no. 749 01:04:39,584 --> 01:04:42,378 - On your right! - On your right! 750 01:04:42,629 --> 01:04:46,465 - On your right! - On your right! 751 01:05:01,231 --> 01:05:04,483 Excuse me, was there a Jamie looking for a Debbie Hunt? 752 01:05:05,193 --> 01:05:07,486 Yes, and he left you a message: 753 01:05:07,696 --> 01:05:10,906 "I got your address from Expect the Best. I'll meet you at your house. " 754 01:05:11,074 --> 01:05:15,202 - Great. - He was hot. Tsss. 755 01:05:26,798 --> 01:05:30,926 Desperation, it's the world's worst cologne. 756 01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:35,514 - Out of salt. - You are good at that. 757 01:05:35,682 --> 01:05:37,975 - This is the key to popcorn. - Is it? 758 01:05:38,143 --> 01:05:41,103 - Swirl with the bowl. - Good, put the bowl down. 759 01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:43,063 - Let's make some more. - You want more? 760 01:05:43,231 --> 01:05:44,273 Ow. Ow. 761 01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:46,358 Are you okay? I'm sorry. 762 01:05:58,038 --> 01:06:00,873 - More popcorn. - Stop, stop, stop. 763 01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:03,250 - What, what, what? - Stop, stop, stop. 764 01:06:03,418 --> 01:06:05,502 - Want more? - How does this work? 765 01:06:05,670 --> 01:06:09,048 - Um, do you want butter? - Do I want butter? 766 01:06:09,215 --> 01:06:10,466 - Hi. - Hi. 767 01:06:10,634 --> 01:06:12,509 - Debbie. - Jamie. 768 01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:17,598 - Wow, you represent well in real life. - Thanks a lot. So do you. 769 01:06:17,807 --> 01:06:19,058 Thank you. 770 01:06:19,225 --> 01:06:22,603 When I missed you, I just buzzed down. 771 01:06:22,854 --> 01:06:25,898 Look who I ran into, Pammy from U-Dub. 772 01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:28,817 - Pamela. I'm Pamela. - Oh, you're Pamela. 773 01:06:29,027 --> 01:06:33,530 Pamela, did you see that package out on the porch for you? 774 01:06:34,032 --> 01:06:39,036 - No, Jamie and I, we're making popcorn. - We're making popcorn with Kermit. 775 01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:43,207 I would love to show you this package on the porch. 776 01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:46,752 - Just for a second. - Okay. All right. 777 01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:48,253 Okay. 778 01:06:48,421 --> 01:06:49,713 Sure. 779 01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:56,762 - We always said separate lives, Pam. - It's no biggie, all right? 780 01:06:56,930 --> 01:07:00,265 - It's a major biggie! - Look, I knew him first. 781 01:07:00,475 --> 01:07:04,186 I guess that gives you the right to bone him in my kitchen. 782 01:07:04,938 --> 01:07:08,273 If I wanted that guy, I wouldn't need a video date. 783 01:07:08,942 --> 01:07:12,236 You'd wait for me to meet him and then make popcorn! 784 01:07:12,904 --> 01:07:17,700 - I will make popcorn with whomever I want. - You've made popcorn with half the city! 785 01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:20,786 At least I don't have to chase the popcorn. 786 01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:26,750 I don't think we should take this vacation together. 787 01:07:26,918 --> 01:07:30,963 Remember how you told me to tell you when you're being plastic? You're being plastic. 788 01:07:31,214 --> 01:07:33,298 This is so unfair. 789 01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:36,176 - How much do you want for him? - Two hundred dollars. 790 01:07:36,845 --> 01:07:39,096 - Outrageous. - That's what I paid. 791 01:07:39,305 --> 01:07:40,723 - Seventy-five. - One-fifty. 792 01:07:40,932 --> 01:07:42,933 Eighty, and I'll do the dishes all month. 793 01:07:43,101 --> 01:07:44,143 - Deal. - Deal. 794 01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:46,228 - Fine. - Fine. 795 01:07:52,986 --> 01:07:54,820 - We need to talk. - I think we do. 796 01:07:54,988 --> 01:07:56,697 There's something I need to say. 797 01:07:56,865 --> 01:07:57,906 - You want out. - Let's get married. 798 01:07:58,074 --> 01:07:59,700 - What? - What? 799 01:08:00,452 --> 01:08:03,412 Everyone's together for the wrong reasons... 800 01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:07,875 ...or they bail out. This is life telling us something. 801 01:08:08,126 --> 01:08:09,543 - Oh, God. - What? 802 01:08:09,753 --> 01:08:12,504 Don't make me remember this chilidog forever. 803 01:08:12,672 --> 01:08:16,258 Remember it. Make that a historic chilidog. 804 01:08:17,635 --> 01:08:20,262 Take your time. Think about it. 805 01:08:20,972 --> 01:08:26,602 You don't even have to use words, just take a bite if the answer is yes. 806 01:08:31,316 --> 01:08:33,442 - I want to be logical. - Okay. 807 01:08:33,610 --> 01:08:36,278 Say we're married, it's a year from now, we have the kid... 808 01:08:36,529 --> 01:08:41,492 ...will we be anything like we are now? It's like the great unknown. 809 01:08:41,659 --> 01:08:46,121 I've got work. I've got that coastal trip to Alaska, and you've got your thing. 810 01:08:46,289 --> 01:08:51,543 I want to be logical. I think I can love you and still be logical. 811 01:08:51,711 --> 01:08:54,546 What? What is that look? 812 01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:59,718 Someone who really cares about you, it must scare you to death. 813 01:09:02,597 --> 01:09:03,972 Forget logic. 814 01:09:06,768 --> 01:09:08,602 What's in your heart? 815 01:09:11,564 --> 01:09:13,690 I want to do it. 816 01:09:15,026 --> 01:09:18,445 - This is life telling us something. - So that's a yes? 817 01:09:18,613 --> 01:09:20,197 Yes. 818 01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:26,620 - You're gonna feel good about this. - Oh, really? 819 01:09:26,955 --> 01:09:29,729 Mom, I wanna get out! 820 01:09:30,739 --> 01:09:33,193 Mom, can't we get out? 821 01:09:33,878 --> 01:09:37,381 - Did we make the right decision? - I don't know. 822 01:09:37,549 --> 01:09:40,133 Please, Mom! 823 01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:41,385 - Yes. - Yes. 824 01:09:41,594 --> 01:09:42,636 - Yes. - Yes. 825 01:09:44,973 --> 01:09:47,182 Xavier McDaniel almost made the All-Star team. 826 01:09:47,392 --> 01:09:50,143 - Why does he pick a fight with every player? - Like? 827 01:09:50,353 --> 01:09:51,770 Like Charles Barkley. 828 01:09:52,730 --> 01:09:55,357 - That's a Bobby Van. - Who's Bobby Van? 829 01:09:55,775 --> 01:09:57,734 He was the host of Make Me Laugh. 830 01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:05,868 I never got to finish that chilidog, you know? 831 01:10:06,035 --> 01:10:07,786 That light's on yellow way too long. 832 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:21,008 You okay? 833 01:10:23,011 --> 01:10:24,678 - You all right? - I'm okay. 834 01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:26,889 Huh? Are you all right? 835 01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:30,309 Are you all right? Let's get out. 836 01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:32,185 Come on, let's get out. 837 01:10:34,063 --> 01:10:35,230 James. 838 01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:38,942 James. 839 01:10:41,654 --> 01:10:45,157 - Who's James? - Uh, I don't know. 840 01:10:46,868 --> 01:10:48,660 Honey? 841 01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:54,583 James Worthy is a star. X is just a player. 842 01:10:55,418 --> 01:10:59,087 - Is this a conversation you had earlier? - Yes. 843 01:11:00,548 --> 01:11:02,174 It's a good sign. 844 01:11:02,342 --> 01:11:05,677 - What? - Hey, hey. 845 01:11:05,929 --> 01:11:08,013 - Hey. - Hi. 846 01:11:08,181 --> 01:11:11,433 Hey. Hi. We had an accident, baby. You're in the hospital. 847 01:11:18,024 --> 01:11:21,610 I lost it, right? It's all over. 848 01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:29,826 If we can't make it through this, if you do not know you're not alone... 849 01:11:31,079 --> 01:11:34,247 - Linda? - I lost the baby. 850 01:11:37,168 --> 01:11:38,752 Will you look at me? 851 01:11:42,048 --> 01:11:47,427 I was flunking high school, I was 45 pounds overweight, had a dead-end job. 852 01:11:48,846 --> 01:11:52,557 I didn't feel good about myself. My future did not look very bright... 853 01:11:52,725 --> 01:11:53,767 - Hey. - Hi. 854 01:11:53,935 --> 01:11:58,146 - How are you doing today? - I'm better. I'm better. 855 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:02,734 I think I've read every single magazine in the world. 856 01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:08,407 - Did you go to work today? - No. It's been two weeks. 857 01:12:08,574 --> 01:12:10,951 I think they're going to fire me. 858 01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:19,126 - I need some time alone. - Alone? 859 01:12:19,293 --> 01:12:20,961 Yeah. 860 01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:26,133 I have a new emotion every five seconds. 861 01:12:26,551 --> 01:12:28,760 I know it can change your life. 862 01:12:29,971 --> 01:12:33,056 I'd like to share with you a poem I think is real special. 863 01:12:33,224 --> 01:12:36,184 I think I should take that research trip. 864 01:12:37,437 --> 01:12:43,025 I should just be out somewhere in the middle of the ocean, alone. 865 01:12:44,068 --> 01:12:46,737 I know I'm right about this. 866 01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:50,782 It's just a month. It's just work. 867 01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:54,953 See you in a month! 868 01:12:56,539 --> 01:12:58,749 I'll miss you! 869 01:13:05,965 --> 01:13:09,384 Hey, Janet. Come here. I got a present for you. 870 01:13:10,344 --> 01:13:15,015 Give me another chance. One... Two minutes. Come on. 871 01:13:17,268 --> 01:13:20,854 - Hey. This'll be great. - Oh. 872 01:13:21,022 --> 01:13:23,607 - You're gonna love me for this. - Mm. 873 01:13:29,572 --> 01:13:31,990 I installed your new stereo. 874 01:13:32,158 --> 01:13:36,078 Oh. Great. 875 01:13:53,596 --> 01:13:56,389 Yeah. Yeah. 876 01:13:56,557 --> 01:13:58,767 # Out of your mind you are 877 01:14:01,145 --> 01:14:03,480 #Can't find a way to get back in 878 01:14:03,648 --> 01:14:05,357 Yeah. 879 01:14:06,859 --> 01:14:09,277 # Broken thinkin', broken mind 880 01:14:17,745 --> 01:14:22,249 # I'm a jinx, I'm a jinx Bad luck follows everywhere 881 01:14:25,795 --> 01:14:29,923 - I'll replace the windows. - Thanks. 882 01:14:53,781 --> 01:14:58,535 Work. Work has never been better. 883 01:15:03,332 --> 01:15:05,167 I miss her. 884 01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:13,049 What are we going to say to each other when she gets back? 885 01:15:29,567 --> 01:15:31,526 - Hi. - Hi. Welcome back. 886 01:15:31,694 --> 01:15:33,361 - You look great. - You too. 887 01:15:33,613 --> 01:15:35,864 How are you? How was it? 888 01:15:36,032 --> 01:15:37,699 - It was really good. - Yeah? 889 01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:39,117 Yeah, really good. 890 01:15:39,285 --> 01:15:42,579 - You want to go home? Out someplace? - Whatever. 891 01:15:42,747 --> 01:15:48,543 - Let me think of the place... - There's Costas, I guess, or whatever. 892 01:15:48,711 --> 01:15:50,492 - The 3-2-1? We could go... - Yeah. 893 01:15:50,605 --> 01:15:53,321 - Costas is all right. - Yeah. I don't really care. 894 01:15:58,721 --> 01:16:00,827 Jesus. 895 01:16:03,364 --> 01:16:06,723 - We both could sink from all the pressure in the air. - I know. 896 01:16:06,758 --> 01:16:11,066 - I really got into my job again. - I did too. I've been working my ass off. 897 01:16:11,317 --> 01:16:15,654 I had the Coast Guard working for us. It was real exciting. 898 01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:17,656 That's great. 899 01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:24,246 We don't have to try and be what we were. 900 01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:28,583 Thanks. I've been thinking the same thing. 901 01:16:33,422 --> 01:16:35,048 Great. 902 01:16:36,968 --> 01:16:38,635 Friends. 903 01:16:41,222 --> 01:16:44,432 Let's be the first people in history to say it and really mean it. 904 01:16:48,813 --> 01:16:51,147 How do you always say the perfect thing? 905 01:17:04,245 --> 01:17:06,487 That obnoxious mime? 906 01:17:06,977 --> 01:17:11,359 He was right. Love disappears. 907 01:17:31,397 --> 01:17:34,274 # Lying like needles 908 01:17:34,442 --> 01:17:37,527 # On forest earth 909 01:17:37,695 --> 01:17:40,155 # Euphoric rush 910 01:17:40,865 --> 01:17:43,199 # Trees bend to pray for us 911 01:17:43,909 --> 01:17:46,786 # I'm sputtering 912 01:17:46,954 --> 01:17:50,081 # Like cold machines 913 01:17:50,291 --> 01:17:53,543 # Late for the birth 914 01:17:53,711 --> 01:17:55,837 # Ritual! 915 01:17:56,839 --> 01:17:59,049 # Ritual! 916 01:17:59,967 --> 01:18:02,719 # Ritual! # 917 01:18:02,970 --> 01:18:06,014 Come on, man! Let's go! 918 01:18:06,182 --> 01:18:07,724 We got people out here! 919 01:18:07,975 --> 01:18:11,644 - Hello. - I gotta go piss, man! Let's go! 920 01:18:11,812 --> 01:18:14,949 Linda. It's me. 921 01:18:15,234 --> 01:18:18,241 Uh, I had to call you. 922 01:18:18,319 --> 01:18:21,905 It's about midnight. I was just having many beers... 923 01:18:22,073 --> 01:18:24,574 ...and I wanted to say... 924 01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:28,161 ...what I should have said at the dock. 925 01:18:28,537 --> 01:18:30,953 I fucking chickened out. I... 926 01:18:31,087 --> 01:18:36,610 I lied when I acted casual, like Mr. Casual, and I should have said it. 927 01:18:37,963 --> 01:18:39,479 You... 928 01:18:39,537 --> 01:18:41,160 belong... 929 01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:42,906 with... 930 01:18:43,248 --> 01:18:45,328 me! 931 01:18:46,305 --> 01:18:48,014 We belong together and... 932 01:18:48,265 --> 01:18:51,726 And what really pissed me off is that you thought... 933 01:18:51,977 --> 01:18:55,021 ...I proposed only because you were pregnant. What's that about? 934 01:18:55,272 --> 01:18:57,232 I've got to go piss! 935 01:18:57,400 --> 01:19:01,152 - I've got to go... - Hey, this is not the bathroom! 936 01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:06,324 And maybe if I'd said this at the dock, it would make a difference because... 937 01:19:06,492 --> 01:19:11,621 I think we made a big mistake, because we had good times and bad times... 938 01:19:11,789 --> 01:19:13,623 ...but we had times. 939 01:19:14,125 --> 01:19:17,419 And I would like to start over. 940 01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:20,338 I would like to be new to you. 941 01:19:20,506 --> 01:19:24,843 I wanna be new to you. I wanna be Mr. New... 942 01:19:25,010 --> 01:19:29,139 ...so call me back if you want to, but this is the last time I'll call. 943 01:19:31,016 --> 01:19:32,350 And... 944 01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:36,433 And if you really needed to know how I feel, 945 01:19:36,576 --> 01:19:39,829 how I really feel, that's how I feel. I love you. 946 01:19:40,381 --> 01:19:44,564 And, uh, that's something you should know, so... 947 01:19:51,495 --> 01:19:55,623 I won't bother you again, so good night and goodbye and... 948 01:19:55,791 --> 01:20:00,420 ...I love you. Call me back. Goodbye. 949 01:20:16,270 --> 01:20:18,188 Ugh... 950 01:20:19,732 --> 01:20:22,692 This thing just eats tapes. 951 01:20:35,165 --> 01:20:39,052 We're talking about 900,000 to a million people by the time it's done... 952 01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:41,322 ...most of them single-car drivers. 953 01:20:41,357 --> 01:20:46,090 Provide an environment safer and better than their cars. Why not, Mr. Mayor? 954 01:20:46,258 --> 01:20:49,260 - So it's a train. - A supertrain. 955 01:20:50,721 --> 01:20:53,556 I've been burned by this train business before. 956 01:20:53,724 --> 01:20:57,477 - You people all seem to forget. - We can change this city. 957 01:20:57,645 --> 01:20:59,938 People love their cars. 958 01:21:01,982 --> 01:21:04,776 Yes. But, uh... 959 01:21:04,944 --> 01:21:07,529 - But if you give them great... - Coffee. 960 01:21:07,696 --> 01:21:10,949 Coffee... And great music. If you... 961 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:14,786 I'll put it to you like this, and then I'll thank you for your time. 962 01:21:14,954 --> 01:21:16,329 Mm-hm. 963 01:21:16,997 --> 01:21:18,790 My answer is... 964 01:21:19,917 --> 01:21:22,043 ...no. 965 01:22:04,211 --> 01:22:05,712 Hi. May I help you? 966 01:22:06,171 --> 01:22:11,593 One ticket to Cabo San Lucas through Los Angeles, first class, please. And, uh... 967 01:22:14,972 --> 01:22:18,266 Could you seat me next to a single guy? 968 01:22:21,395 --> 01:22:24,480 I think I'll put you in seat 3C. 969 01:22:25,065 --> 01:22:27,191 Thank you. 970 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:34,407 Tell me everything there is to know about you. 971 01:22:35,701 --> 01:22:38,286 I've got a special feeling about you. 972 01:22:39,413 --> 01:22:42,915 Don't feel bad about her. I'll tell you what happened. 973 01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:47,420 Kid talks her ear off the whole flight. His dad picks him up at the airport. 974 01:22:47,630 --> 01:22:50,882 He's divorced. He meets Debbie. His first words are: 975 01:22:51,216 --> 01:22:53,384 Look at those fantastic earrings. 976 01:22:55,846 --> 01:23:01,100 And that's all it took. Debbie was in love. 977 01:23:04,647 --> 01:23:05,980 She got back two weeks ago. 978 01:23:06,148 --> 01:23:09,108 He sends her the big basket every day. Every third one... 979 01:23:09,276 --> 01:23:13,529 ...she sends back, just to be mysterious. I don't know, games. 980 01:23:14,281 --> 01:23:16,240 He wants her to move to Mexico... 981 01:23:16,408 --> 01:23:20,411 ...and if she gets a job at the TV station down there, she's going. 982 01:23:28,045 --> 01:23:30,463 Oh, thanks. 983 01:23:35,062 --> 01:23:38,043 Tomorrow, I gotta sneak in there and spell her name in rose petals. 984 01:23:38,182 --> 01:23:40,645 Do you believe this job? 985 01:24:09,294 --> 01:24:14,006 Hm. It's so easy to fall back into old patterns. 986 01:24:14,174 --> 01:24:17,385 Back with Andy. One week and we're already like... 987 01:24:17,553 --> 01:24:22,306 ...one of those old couples who sit around in Denny's and don't speak. 988 01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:25,309 What am I doing? 989 01:24:25,477 --> 01:24:27,812 Why did I chicken out? 990 01:24:30,983 --> 01:24:32,400 Do you have the? 991 01:24:35,362 --> 01:24:36,654 Thanks. 992 01:24:39,329 --> 01:24:44,829 No, this is good. Being with Andy is like being alone. Together. 993 01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:48,458 At least I'm not out there dating. 994 01:24:49,293 --> 01:24:53,421 - Love you. - Love you too. 995 01:26:01,031 --> 01:26:03,574 - What? - Hi. 996 01:26:03,826 --> 01:26:04,867 Hey. 997 01:26:13,544 --> 01:26:16,921 Hey. I was worried about you. 998 01:26:17,881 --> 01:26:22,635 I'm fine. I am great! Been working. I read half of Exodus. 999 01:26:22,886 --> 01:26:26,013 Steve, I think you're going through a phase. 1000 01:26:26,181 --> 01:26:29,225 Do you realize, Janet, that in modern society... 1001 01:26:29,393 --> 01:26:33,104 ...there is almost no need to leave the house? 1002 01:26:34,815 --> 01:26:37,233 - At all. - Steve, you're wigging. 1003 01:26:38,819 --> 01:26:41,946 I'm not wigging. What, you think I'm wigging? 1004 01:26:45,367 --> 01:26:50,872 This is hang time. I'm just, uh... I'm just regrouping. 1005 01:26:51,039 --> 01:26:54,625 I'm spending some time with myself, getting stronger. 1006 01:26:54,877 --> 01:26:58,754 Thinking about... Regrouping. I'm thinking about... 1007 01:26:58,922 --> 01:27:04,093 ...how I listened to my instincts and they were wrong. The opposite of right. 1008 01:27:06,346 --> 01:27:09,765 Well, I just wanted to bring you your mail. 1009 01:27:12,019 --> 01:27:16,522 And maybe this isn't the right time to share this with you... 1010 01:27:16,690 --> 01:27:19,233 ...but things do turn around, Steve. 1011 01:27:19,401 --> 01:27:23,237 I mean, I don't even think about Cliff anymore. 1012 01:27:23,697 --> 01:27:26,157 I'm having the best time ever, on my terms. 1013 01:27:26,325 --> 01:27:29,410 You know what else? I'm going back to school. 1014 01:27:29,661 --> 01:27:31,370 - Really? - Yeah. Heh-heh. 1015 01:27:32,039 --> 01:27:35,291 Paid off my loan. Got all my architecture classes. My first project... 1016 01:27:35,459 --> 01:27:38,920 ...is to redesign the fountain so we can sit in it. 1017 01:27:39,171 --> 01:27:42,173 - That's good news. - It is. 1018 01:27:45,677 --> 01:27:50,306 People need people, Steve. It's got nothing to do with sex. 1019 01:27:51,475 --> 01:27:56,103 Maybe 40 percent. Sixty percent. Forget it. 1020 01:27:56,521 --> 01:27:58,189 Forget it. 1021 01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:00,066 Tell you what. 1022 01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:03,819 If I have any kind of news of any kind... 1023 01:28:03,987 --> 01:28:08,407 ...something good and nice that I want to share with you or something... 1024 01:28:08,575 --> 01:28:12,828 - Uh-huh. - I will knock four times, okay? 1025 01:28:12,996 --> 01:28:17,041 It's gonna be our secret code. 1026 01:28:18,293 --> 01:28:20,836 - How? - Okay? What? 1027 01:28:21,004 --> 01:28:22,129 - How? - How what? 1028 01:28:22,297 --> 01:28:23,965 How will you knock? 1029 01:28:24,508 --> 01:28:25,883 Oh. 1030 01:28:28,553 --> 01:28:30,388 Like that. 1031 01:28:32,516 --> 01:28:34,058 Okay. 1032 01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:40,022 Take care of yourself, Steve. Please. 1033 01:28:57,708 --> 01:29:01,127 In a parallel universe, we're probably a scorching couple. 1034 01:29:03,505 --> 01:29:06,716 But in this one, neighbors. 1035 01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:40,666 - Hi. - Hi. 1036 01:29:40,834 --> 01:29:43,836 You get my message last night? Because I called. 1037 01:29:44,004 --> 01:29:45,046 I know. 1038 01:29:46,006 --> 01:29:48,549 You know, I didn't appreciate you, even though I thought I did. 1039 01:29:52,888 --> 01:29:54,513 I... 1040 01:29:55,891 --> 01:30:01,645 I used to live out by the airport, underneath the flight patterns. 1041 01:30:01,813 --> 01:30:05,983 It was really noisy with the planes going by all day. 1042 01:30:06,151 --> 01:30:10,696 I used to have cookouts, and no one would come because of the noise. 1043 01:30:11,114 --> 01:30:15,117 I got used to it. And then, when I moved... 1044 01:30:15,285 --> 01:30:18,329 ...I missed the noise. I missed those planes. 1045 01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:25,669 - Cliff, what are you talking about? - I don't know. 1046 01:30:27,464 --> 01:30:32,510 I miss you. The way you used to look at me... 1047 01:30:32,761 --> 01:30:36,889 - Cliff, don't. I'm finally over you. - Really? 1048 01:30:37,140 --> 01:30:43,020 Yeah. Heh-heh. I mean, you know, I still really do like you, you know? 1049 01:30:43,647 --> 01:30:45,815 I think you're very... 1050 01:30:47,025 --> 01:30:48,567 What? 1051 01:30:49,277 --> 01:30:50,319 Entertaining. 1052 01:30:54,574 --> 01:30:56,909 That's me. I gotta go. My break's over. 1053 01:30:58,578 --> 01:31:00,871 Janet, you rock my world. 1054 01:31:55,969 --> 01:32:00,764 # I'm walking down the avenue 1055 01:32:00,932 --> 01:32:02,766 # Ho-hoo-ho 1056 01:32:04,311 --> 01:32:08,564 # And I'm looking at the garbage cans 1057 01:32:08,732 --> 01:32:12,067 # Hoo-hoo-hoo Ho-ho-ho 1058 01:32:13,486 --> 01:32:18,240 # I'm laughing at the people I see 1059 01:32:18,950 --> 01:32:21,842 Something like that. I'm playing with the lyrics. 1060 01:32:22,047 --> 01:32:25,501 It's not set in stone. Anyway, I'm working on it. 1061 01:32:25,536 --> 01:32:28,876 But give me a call. I don't know what you're doing tonight... 1062 01:32:29,044 --> 01:32:31,545 ...but give me a call, huh? 1063 01:32:34,925 --> 01:32:38,761 Talk to me, talk to me. Forty r�sum�s, bring me back something. 1064 01:32:39,221 --> 01:32:40,888 Here we go. 1065 01:33:03,161 --> 01:33:05,329 Hi. 1066 01:33:05,497 --> 01:33:08,415 I was just nowhere near your neighborhood. 1067 01:33:13,380 --> 01:33:17,091 I don't need to be your girlfriend. I just want to know you again. 1068 01:33:20,553 --> 01:33:22,179 What took you so long? 1069 01:33:24,557 --> 01:33:26,141 I was stuck in traffic. 1070 01:34:18,695 --> 01:34:22,698 Well, that's the way it happens around here. Steve's moving out tomorrow. 1071 01:34:22,866 --> 01:34:25,117 They're finding a place, and I'm happy for them. 1072 01:34:25,285 --> 01:34:27,911 - Coming down. Look out. - No problem. 1073 01:34:29,372 --> 01:34:35,169 I may live here forever. That's fine. Not everybody needs to be with someone. 1074 01:34:35,337 --> 01:34:38,839 I don't know, for a lot of people, living alone is a nasty hang. 1075 01:34:39,007 --> 01:34:43,969 Not for me. My music is all the juice I'll need. 1076 01:34:44,137 --> 01:34:48,265 I'm a self-contained unit. I'm a solo artist. 1077 01:34:49,476 --> 01:34:52,227 Well, I better get going. I'm going out tonight. 1078 01:35:01,071 --> 01:35:04,239 - Hey. - Hey. Going out? 1079 01:35:04,407 --> 01:35:07,868 - Yep. You? - Yeah. 1080 01:35:08,745 --> 01:35:13,957 That's a very nice hat, and I don't mean that in an Eddie Haskell kind of way. 1081 01:35:14,959 --> 01:35:16,502 Thanks. 1082 01:35:21,424 --> 01:35:23,967 - Bless you. - Thank you. 1083 01:35:44,739 --> 01:35:46,907 Does everybody go through this? 1084 01:35:47,075 --> 01:35:49,576 No, I think just us. 1085 01:35:50,412 --> 01:35:52,121 I'm going to be celibate forever. 1086 01:35:52,288 --> 01:35:54,623 I could spend my life with that person. 1087 01:35:54,791 --> 01:35:57,251 She's a girl in a car. All you see is her head. 1088 01:35:57,419 --> 01:35:58,669 I know my type. 1089 01:35:58,837 --> 01:36:02,172 - Met someone new today. - She's more my type than yours. 1090 01:36:02,340 --> 01:36:06,343 - You always say they're your type. - You should try living alone. 1091 01:36:06,511 --> 01:36:09,972 - I can't sleep when I'm alone. - It took her two dates. 1092 01:36:10,140 --> 01:36:12,808 I just thought I'd call, from hell. 1093 01:36:12,976 --> 01:36:17,187 - You said that I said... - I don't play games. 1094 01:36:19,649 --> 01:36:22,109 I can't believe I feel this way! 1095 01:36:22,584 --> 01:36:28,311 Subtitle: sync, fix: titler