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<i>Attention, all you trick-or-treaters,</i>

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it's time to get your ghoul on,

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for tonight is All Hallow's Eve,

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my favorite time of the year.

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<i>Our little town really comes alive
on October 31st,</i>

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<i>when witches and devils, imps
and monsters roam our town.</i>

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<i>As the holiday activities begin,</i>

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<i>the streets are filled with all kinds
of creatures of the night.</i>

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<i>Some wear masks to disguise
their dark intentions,</i>

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<i>while others choose
to hide in plain sight.</i>

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<i>So warning to those of you collecting
your treats and filling your bellies.</i>

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<i>Keep your wits about you
and don't forget to check your candy.</i>

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Hey, Mikey, slow down.
You're gonna make yourself sick.

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What'd I miss?

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Just Mikey being
a human garbage disposal.

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I see.

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Seriously, Mikey, you better
save some for Sweet Tooth.

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Who's Sweet Tooth?

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About 50 years ago, Timothy Blake
lived on this very street.

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<i>Timmy loved Halloween.</i>

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<i>He loved to dress up. Most of all...
he loved trick-or-treating.</i>

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<i>But he was always sad
when he had to go home.</i>

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But that's the best part. That's when
you get to eat all the candy.

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Not for Timmy.

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<i>See, Timmy's parents were really strict.</i>

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<i>They would let him go out
trick-or-treating, but...</i>

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<i>they never let him eat any of the candy.</i>

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<i>They said eating candy would make him fat
and lazy and rot his teeth.</i>

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Go to your room, son.

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<i>Why let him go trick-or-treating then
if he couldn't have any candy?</i>

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What do they do with it all?

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That's exactly what Timmy
wanted to know.

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<i>So one Halloween,
Timmy snuck downstairs to find out.</i>

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Where'd he get all this?
Did you find it?

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Suck on this!

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There's my candy bar!

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What did he do?

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No!

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No, no, no!

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After he killed his parents,

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Timmy finally had
his first piece of candy.

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<i>He was hooked.</i>

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<i>He ate every last piece
his parents hadn't.</i>

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- But...
- What?

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He wanted more.

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But there wasn't any left.

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Yes, there was.

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No way.

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<i>Timmy ate all the candy he could find
inside his parents, but...</i>

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- What?
- He wanted more.

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<i>Now every Halloween,
every single Halloween since,</i>

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<i>his evil spirit comes back
trick-or-treating.</i>

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If you don't share your candy with him,
he will come and take it, all of it,

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even the candy you've already eaten.

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Anything to satisfy his sweet tooth.

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Lizzy, is it true what Kyle said?

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It was just a story, Mikey.
He was just trying to scare you.

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He's a douchebag.

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Get some sleep.

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<i>As long as they have you...</i>

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- What are you doing?
- Celebrating.

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I think Mikey almost shit his pants.
Thanks for the assist.

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We'll be lucky if he gets
any sleep tonight.

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I think we might have taken it too far.

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Come on, Liz. The Sweet Tooth story's
a Halloween tradition.

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Every kid in town falls for it.
It's like a rite of passage.

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I know, but you didn't have
to be such a...

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- An awesome guy?
- A douchebag.

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His words, not mine.

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Peace offering?

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<i>Trick or treat.</i>

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<i>Get out in that field.
It could be a barn fire.</i>

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Oh, my God.
I can't believe we ate it all.

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I feel sick.

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Wh... where you going?

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I'm going to get some Pepto
before we both get sick.

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Better hurry.

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You know we are going
to have to get more candy.

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Don't say the C-word.

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<i>Hit him in the head,
right between the eyes.</i>

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<i>Good shot.</i>

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<i>Okay, he's dead. Let's go get him.
That's another one for the fire.</i>

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Trick or treat.

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Mikey?

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I'm coming! I'm coming!
Don't puke! Don't puke!

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You gonna live?

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You better get going.
Mikey's parents will be home soon.

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Kyle.

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Kyle!

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Trick or treat.

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- Lizzy!
- Mikey!

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I'm too tired.
I don't wanna drive her home.

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I don't eith...

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- Jesus, Mikey.
- Don't yell at him tonight. It's Halloween.

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- I'm too drunk to yell at him.
- Trick or treat, by the way. Trick or treat.

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- Do you want a treat?
- Yes.

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- Do you want a treat from me?
- I want a trick first.

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- What about the babysitter?
- Okay, okay.

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I'm gonna keep this thing on.
I promise you that, okay?

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Absolutely you can tuck me in.

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They ate all of my candy.

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I can't believe I let you
talk me into this.

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It's 3 p.m., and we're dressed
like assholes.

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I can talk you into anything I want
dressed like this.

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- Gross! I'm right here.
- You mad that your sister took your costume?

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How can you even breathe in that thing?
It's 100 fucking degrees outside.

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- You get used to it.
- Leave him alone. He likes his dorky outfit.

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Oh, my God, Billy! I am an idiot.
I totally forgot to ask.

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- Did your mother dress up this year?
- What?

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Is your mother in a slutty costume
like your sister?

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- Hey!
- What?

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You remember your mom brought you to school
in that Catwoman outfit one year?

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- We still talk about it.
- You're such a pig.

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- Can't we just go trick-or-treating?
- Is he special? It's not even dark yet.

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Plus, I think it's time you do Halloween
like the big kids.

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Todd, don't.
Do we have to do this every year?

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- Do what?
- Pranks. Do the tricks and get the treats.

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With us, tonight.
Billy, you love candy, right?

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- Yeah.
- And you also love Halloween.

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'Cause you're dressed like a retarded
6-year-old from <i>Leave it to Beaver</i>.

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No offense.

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But you know who doesn't love Halloween?

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Your next-door neighbor.
He has to watch you spaz out every year.

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And does he even put up any decorations
or leave the lights on

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or leave out a bowl of candy?

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No way. Why would we egg anyone?

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Why do you think kids tag
his house every year?

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It's been going on for as long as I can
remember. It's a Halloween tradition.

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It kind of is. I actually started
when I was about your age too.

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Plus, if you don't, I will tell everyone
that you pissed your pants.

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- But I don't pee...
- No one else will know, Captain Pisspants.

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<i>Billy Captain Pisspants</i>

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<i>Billy Captain Pisspants...</i>

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But I don't pee in my pants.
Really? Fine.

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Go. Up there.

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Oh, my God.

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- Oh, shoot!
- Holy shit, run.

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Oh, shit!

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Nice costume.

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I didn't... I mean, I had no idea.

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No idea that what?

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That you terrible children have been
destroying my home for years?

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He said... They told me it was
a Halloween tradition to prank.

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Quiet!

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Young man...

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tonight... you are going to learn...

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what a real Halloween...

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prank... is.

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By the way, Billy, is your mother
dressing up again this year?

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Yeah!

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Ladies, Happy Halloween.

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Boo! Boo!

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Come on.

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Happy Hallo... ween.

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Candy rots your teeth.
Can't have that, can we?

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- Don't forget to floss!
- What an asshole.

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Happy Halloween!

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- What the hell?
- Hey!

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- Billy, what the hell, man?
- Billy, you little shit!

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00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:08,498
What are you doing? Is that gasoline?
Are you joking me?

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00:19:08,599 --> 00:19:10,961
What are you doing out here by yourself?

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It's not funny! It is not funny!

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Give me the candy!

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- Hold that.
- He's got a gun!

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That's it! Go, go, go, go, go, go!

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00:19:53,878 --> 00:19:56,715
Go, go, go! Get the trick-or-treater!

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00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:09,529
It's tight! Tight in the shirt!

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00:20:09,629 --> 00:20:11,797
- It's a heart attack.
- Oh, my God.

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00:20:11,897 --> 00:20:13,903
Are you okay?

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- Aren't you Adrianne Curry?
- Yes.

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Might I have your autograph?
Big fan, big fan!

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Okay.

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Thank you.

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Adrianne Curry!

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- How many Twitter followers do you have?
- 500 thousand?

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500 thousand and one.

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Hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em! I want candy!

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I guess we'll come back again.

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00:21:40,456 --> 00:21:43,158
Good going, little buddy!

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00:21:46,995 --> 00:21:50,986
Excellent work back there, Mordecai.

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Now if you'd be so kind
as to untie our guest.

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What? I thought you were gonna show me
what a real Halloween prank was.

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Oh, I believe I did.

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00:22:03,097 --> 00:22:08,036
And I believe you'll find
some visitors at your home.

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00:22:08,586 --> 00:22:14,693
Why don't you just
run along now, little boy?

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00:22:14,992 --> 00:22:21,333
You know, your mother's going to have
a lot more free time on her hands now.

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00:22:21,533 --> 00:22:25,368
I just want you to know
that I plan to be here for her.

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00:22:34,713 --> 00:22:36,516
Freeze! Let me see your hands!

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00:22:36,616 --> 00:22:39,017
- Get on the ground!
- Hands behind your head!

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00:22:39,117 --> 00:22:41,321
- Don't you move.
- Did you just pee yourself?

192
00:22:41,421 --> 00:22:45,189
He totally just peed himself!
What the hell's wrong with you?

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00:22:50,628 --> 00:22:53,266
<i>I wonder what happened
to the ones from last year.</i>

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00:22:53,366 --> 00:22:55,752
<i>Each year we spend good money
on these things,</i>

195
00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:58,838
<i>come out here, and the ones
from last year's gone.</i>

196
00:22:58,938 --> 00:23:03,306
<i>Flowers die. The caretaker
or somebody takes them away.</i>

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00:23:03,577 --> 00:23:05,912
<i>Yeah, a little spit and polish
will clean this up.</i>

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00:23:06,213 --> 00:23:08,109
Hey, hey...

199
00:23:08,209 --> 00:23:10,380
check this one out. Awesome?

200
00:23:11,551 --> 00:23:13,193
You're disgusting!

201
00:23:14,024 --> 00:23:15,937
There's a movie on.

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00:23:26,832 --> 00:23:29,703
- Trick or treat!
- Here you go.

203
00:23:29,803 --> 00:23:32,261
- Thank you!
- You look great.

204
00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:39,814
Why are there so many pirates this year?
It's like every other kid's got an eyepatch.

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00:23:39,914 --> 00:23:43,452
- Maybe they're all missing eyes.
- You're so bad.

206
00:23:43,552 --> 00:23:47,222
Bunch of gimpy kids
with peg legs and patches.

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00:23:47,322 --> 00:23:49,338
Give me some candy, matey!

208
00:23:49,917 --> 00:23:52,025
You're stupid.

209
00:23:53,795 --> 00:23:55,764
- Your turn.
- Man!

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00:23:56,533 --> 00:23:58,567
- Go.
- Fine, fine, fine.

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00:23:58,667 --> 00:24:02,505
- <i>You're acting like a child!</i>
- <i>They're coming for you!</i>

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00:24:02,605 --> 00:24:05,529
<i>Look! There comes one of them now.</i>

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00:24:05,975 --> 00:24:09,711
- <i>He'll hear you.
- <i>Here he comes. I'm getting out.</i></i>

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00:24:11,513 --> 00:24:14,768
- Can you say trick-or-treat?
- Hey, there, princess.

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00:24:15,619 --> 00:24:17,688
What do you say?

216
00:24:17,927 --> 00:24:20,261
That-a-girl.

217
00:24:21,023 --> 00:24:23,360
Hey, you want some rum and cider?

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00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:26,961
- No thanks.
- Cheers!

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00:24:28,030 --> 00:24:29,497
Bye.

220
00:24:36,873 --> 00:24:39,243
Change your mind already?

221
00:24:40,003 --> 00:24:41,876
It's a witch. Awesome.

222
00:24:42,778 --> 00:24:44,215
Trick or treat?

223
00:24:44,315 --> 00:24:47,311
Nelson, you're drunk.
She's supposed to say that.

224
00:24:49,192 --> 00:24:50,680
Dummy.

225
00:24:53,691 --> 00:24:54,857
Trick or treat?

226
00:25:03,467 --> 00:25:05,235
Trick.

227
00:25:13,544 --> 00:25:14,780
Nelson.

228
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,217
Nelson? Nelson!

229
00:25:18,813 --> 00:25:21,119
- What's wrong? What happened?
- Oh, my God.

230
00:25:21,219 --> 00:25:22,405
What's wrong?

231
00:25:22,505 --> 00:25:25,525
Baby, baby! What? Oh, my...

232
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,498
What the fuck?

233
00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:29,694
It was the girl!

234
00:25:29,794 --> 00:25:32,380
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

235
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:39,165
- What the hell?
- What's wrong? I'll call 911!

236
00:25:39,265 --> 00:25:41,552
- We've gotta get to a hospital!
- What are you guys, fucking idiots?

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00:25:41,652 --> 00:25:44,047
Give me my purse, and I'll get the car.

238
00:25:44,344 --> 00:25:47,412
Nelson, stay with me, baby!

239
00:26:05,432 --> 00:26:07,065
Fuck!

240
00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:10,068
Goddamn it!

241
00:26:11,838 --> 00:26:13,506
Fuck!

242
00:26:18,712 --> 00:26:20,313
No.

243
00:26:38,133 --> 00:26:40,636
Oh, my God! Oh, my fucking God!

244
00:26:40,736 --> 00:26:42,855
Where's the car?

245
00:26:46,507 --> 00:26:49,596
- What the fuck happened?
- The little kid!

246
00:26:53,114 --> 00:26:55,419
What? What is it?

247
00:26:55,519 --> 00:26:57,604
Maria, she...

248
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,691
- What?
- Oh, shit. Holy shit!

249
00:30:17,861 --> 00:30:19,549
No.

250
00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:26,775
Please don't. Please.

251
00:30:28,259 --> 00:30:32,348
- Happy Halloween, you fucking sicko.
- No!

252
00:30:48,113 --> 00:30:51,951
<i>Now here's a tale for all you hood rats
over there across town</i>

253
00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:54,621
<i>on the wrong side of the tracks.</i>

254
00:30:54,721 --> 00:30:57,557
<i>Keep your heads up and your butts down</i>

255
00:30:57,657 --> 00:31:00,578
<i>'cause the weak need
all the help they can get</i>

256
00:31:00,678 --> 00:31:05,383
<i>when the wicked come out to ride
on All Hallow's Eve.</i>

257
00:31:19,479 --> 00:31:22,651
No, no. Wait, wait, guys.

258
00:31:22,751 --> 00:31:26,238
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second. Wait.

259
00:31:29,956 --> 00:31:33,521
Ain't you a little old
for Halloween candy, Sheriff?

260
00:31:58,387 --> 00:31:59,955
Show me piggy's trotters.

261
00:32:00,056 --> 00:32:04,660
Please, Alice, please, please,
please, please. Alice, please.

262
00:32:04,761 --> 00:32:07,914
Alice, guys, hang on, hang on.

263
00:32:08,631 --> 00:32:11,585
No, no, no, wait. Wait, wait.

264
00:33:18,704 --> 00:33:21,011
I know you, stranger?

265
00:34:03,116 --> 00:34:07,122
It spills the blood of the wicked
where the wicked have harmed the weak.

266
00:34:08,122 --> 00:34:11,810
Think you turned yourself
into a monster with that suit, boy?

267
00:34:38,386 --> 00:34:40,139
Mount up.

268
00:36:29,736 --> 00:36:31,639
Mom?

269
00:36:31,739 --> 00:36:33,425
Dad?

270
00:37:07,108 --> 00:37:09,561
You'd be little Jimmy Henson.

271
00:37:14,081 --> 00:37:16,135
They didn't do nothing to you.

272
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,607
Hold him down.

273
00:37:43,747 --> 00:37:47,691
When the word is carved in flesh,
the call is sent.

274
00:37:47,791 --> 00:37:50,119
Return them to the location
of their offense.

275
00:37:50,219 --> 00:37:51,906
Punch him!

276
00:38:13,944 --> 00:38:16,014
You know...

277
00:38:16,914 --> 00:38:19,247
it's kinda poetic, really.

278
00:38:21,852 --> 00:38:23,573
You...

279
00:38:26,525 --> 00:38:28,412
us...

280
00:38:33,481 --> 00:38:35,202
together...

281
00:38:37,435 --> 00:38:40,290
on All Hallow's Eve!

282
00:38:49,315 --> 00:38:51,235
There are no monsters here.

283
00:38:53,452 --> 00:38:55,539
Just me.

284
00:39:45,140 --> 00:39:48,693
Spirits roam the earth tonight.

285
00:39:49,579 --> 00:39:51,831
Do you know why wear costumes
on Halloween?

286
00:39:53,815 --> 00:39:57,445
It's so the dead won't know who's alive.

287
00:39:58,288 --> 00:40:02,626
Their night. And while some of them
like mingling with the living,

288
00:40:03,026 --> 00:40:07,145
there are others who don't like
to be seen at all.

289
00:40:08,565 --> 00:40:10,634
There's one ghost...

290
00:40:10,734 --> 00:40:14,614
who hates it
more than any of the others.

291
00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:20,044
Mary Bailey was
laughed at her whole life.

292
00:40:20,844 --> 00:40:25,149
She died being bullied and unloved.

293
00:40:25,882 --> 00:40:30,972
All because she had a disfigured face.

294
00:40:33,056 --> 00:40:35,661
But now it's her turn
to have the last laugh.

295
00:40:37,461 --> 00:40:39,691
She comes back every Halloween

296
00:40:39,791 --> 00:40:43,952
to taunt the living and to laugh
at them behind their backs.

297
00:40:45,770 --> 00:40:47,302
So...

298
00:40:47,402 --> 00:40:50,394
just a word of warning tonight. If...

299
00:40:50,494 --> 00:40:54,046
you find yourself alone on the way back,

300
00:40:54,546 --> 00:40:57,449
and you hear an evil cackle

301
00:40:57,549 --> 00:41:00,452
and footsteps behind you,

302
00:41:00,553 --> 00:41:02,722
I wouldn't turn around...

303
00:41:03,021 --> 00:41:07,092
because if she finds you looking,

304
00:41:07,293 --> 00:41:10,151
when you least expect it,

305
00:41:11,027 --> 00:41:12,736
she's gonna take your eyes.

306
00:41:17,370 --> 00:41:19,572
Very funny. Good one, you guys.

307
00:41:19,673 --> 00:41:21,741
We never miss a chance to make you jump.

308
00:41:21,841 --> 00:41:24,327
- God bless 'em.
- You're all in on it?

309
00:41:24,678 --> 00:41:28,615
Well, we couldn't resist.
You scare so easily!

310
00:41:28,715 --> 00:41:31,235
You're lucky it's Halloween.

311
00:41:32,017 --> 00:41:34,549
Cheers, my baby.

312
00:41:34,649 --> 00:41:37,508
- Mom.
- Let's have a drink!

313
00:41:41,661 --> 00:41:42,980
Are you good to drive?

314
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:46,368
Oh, yeah. I'm not that far,
and I'm not that drunk.

315
00:41:47,569 --> 00:41:49,236
What are you...

316
00:41:49,337 --> 00:41:52,407
- Are you still driving that piece of crap?
- I love that piece of crap.

317
00:41:52,507 --> 00:41:54,409
- Oh, bye, guys.
- Lovely party.

318
00:41:54,509 --> 00:41:56,612
- Thank you.
- Bye.

319
00:41:57,811 --> 00:42:00,315
All right, well, thank you for coming
to the Halloween party.

320
00:42:00,415 --> 00:42:03,452
Come on, I know how much
this means to you.

321
00:42:04,452 --> 00:42:06,674
Well, all right.

322
00:42:08,256 --> 00:42:09,925
- Good night, Mom.
- Drive safe.

323
00:42:10,025 --> 00:42:11,560
I will.

324
00:42:11,660 --> 00:42:15,715
- See you before next year.
- Yeah! Duh!

325
00:42:19,857 --> 00:42:23,639
<i>A song to get you to the other side
of the witching hour.</i>

326
00:42:52,167 --> 00:42:53,987
Oh, God.

327
00:42:56,072 --> 00:42:57,958
Oh, shit.

328
00:42:58,274 --> 00:43:00,094
Okay.

329
00:43:08,652 --> 00:43:10,021
Oh, come on.

330
00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:13,374
Shit!

331
00:43:15,325 --> 00:43:17,095
Oh, God.

332
00:43:17,195 --> 00:43:18,796
Shit.

333
00:43:18,896 --> 00:43:21,051
Oh, shit.

334
00:43:22,434 --> 00:43:24,168
Let's see.

335
00:43:24,269 --> 00:43:26,389
Oh, shit!

336
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:41,070
Oh, shit.

337
00:44:31,105 --> 00:44:33,916
Mary Bailey bullshit!

338
00:45:14,182 --> 00:45:17,514
Don't look, don't look, don't look.

339
00:46:46,079 --> 00:46:49,964
Baby, you scared Mommy!
What are you doing?

340
00:47:08,936 --> 00:47:12,513
What is it, Baby?
What are you looking at?

341
00:47:16,244 --> 00:47:19,732
Baby? Where you going?

342
00:47:49,489 --> 00:47:52,098
Trick or treat!

343
00:48:02,925 --> 00:48:05,763
Look at all those children out there.

344
00:48:07,264 --> 00:48:08,999
It's not fair.

345
00:48:09,689 --> 00:48:11,759
I know, honey.

346
00:48:13,304 --> 00:48:15,256
But look.

347
00:48:17,339 --> 00:48:19,395
Trick or treat.

348
00:48:22,912 --> 00:48:25,617
- What are you doing, Jack?
- I don't know. I thought...

349
00:48:25,717 --> 00:48:28,520
Dressing our dog up like Rapunzel

350
00:48:28,620 --> 00:48:31,155
would make me forget
that we don't have a child?

351
00:48:31,255 --> 00:48:33,325
- Gretel.
- What?

352
00:48:33,425 --> 00:48:36,828
She's supposed to be Gretel, you know?

353
00:48:36,928 --> 00:48:39,047
Like Hansel and Gretel?

354
00:49:07,193 --> 00:49:09,913
Where is my child?

355
00:49:32,319 --> 00:49:34,570
<i>I couldn't give her what she wanted.</i>

356
00:49:36,123 --> 00:49:39,410
<i>Where is my child?</i>

357
00:49:40,894 --> 00:49:43,231
Tonight we embrace the situation, Jack.

358
00:49:43,331 --> 00:49:46,367
No hiding in the dark.
We're gonna have fun.

359
00:49:46,467 --> 00:49:48,571
We need to have fun.

360
00:49:49,571 --> 00:49:52,408
This isn't gonna upset you,
is it, honey?

361
00:49:52,508 --> 00:49:55,228
Why would adorable children
coming to our door upset me, Jack?

362
00:50:01,649 --> 00:50:03,685
Trick or treat!

363
00:50:03,785 --> 00:50:06,152
Well, hello, my little pretties.

364
00:50:06,252 --> 00:50:08,917
- And what are we supposed to be?
- Witch!

365
00:50:09,017 --> 00:50:11,035
- I'm the devil.
- Alien.

366
00:50:11,235 --> 00:50:15,264
Oh, you are, are you? Pleasantries aside,
I assume you're here for candy.

367
00:50:15,365 --> 00:50:17,272
- Yeah.
- Good!

368
00:50:17,372 --> 00:50:22,238
Hansel here has lots of candy.
But we've been using it to fatten him up,

369
00:50:22,338 --> 00:50:26,113
so I can eat him, just like I ate
his little sister Gretel.

370
00:50:36,385 --> 00:50:40,318
I ate her ear last,
so she could hear herself be eaten.

371
00:50:43,694 --> 00:50:45,513
Hansel?

372
00:50:47,861 --> 00:50:50,884
Would you like some of mein candies?

373
00:51:00,077 --> 00:51:01,676
Don't forget your line.

374
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,950
Trick or treat!

375
00:51:06,151 --> 00:51:09,471
I ate her ear last,
so she could hear me chew.

376
00:52:04,944 --> 00:52:06,747
Maybe we should call it a night.

377
00:52:06,847 --> 00:52:09,866
You know, go to bed early,
forget about all this.

378
00:52:18,824 --> 00:52:22,714
- Why do you make me do it?
- I don't mean to.

379
00:52:27,534 --> 00:52:30,221
Aren't they just so darn cute?

380
00:52:30,321 --> 00:52:33,408
I could just eat them up.

381
00:52:34,074 --> 00:52:36,496
I'm gonna make cookies!

382
00:52:52,561 --> 00:52:55,650
Maybe we just have bad luck, Jack.

383
00:52:56,965 --> 00:53:00,758
Or maybe I'm pregnant right now,
and we just don't even know it.

384
00:53:16,285 --> 00:53:18,138
Happy Halloween!

385
00:53:32,669 --> 00:53:36,924
There, there. Are you lost, little one?

386
00:53:39,543 --> 00:53:42,880
I can take you back to the sidewalk
to help you look for your mother.

387
00:53:45,616 --> 00:53:48,947
It's okay. You wanna come inside?
It's safe in there.

388
00:53:52,356 --> 00:53:54,843
Is this one yours?

389
00:53:56,561 --> 00:53:57,813
Toby?

390
00:53:59,598 --> 00:54:02,571
I told you not to run away like that.

391
00:54:06,170 --> 00:54:07,990
Thank you.

392
00:54:34,633 --> 00:54:38,656
- What's wrong with me, Jack?
- Maybe people like us shouldn't have kids.

393
00:54:41,607 --> 00:54:44,003
The things you do to me,

394
00:54:44,428 --> 00:54:46,503
the way you hurt me,

395
00:54:46,604 --> 00:54:48,899
I couldn't let you do that to a child.

396
00:54:49,550 --> 00:54:53,338
I saw a doctor, and he made it
so that I couldn't give you one.

397
00:54:58,508 --> 00:54:59,825
I'm sorry.

398
00:55:08,852 --> 00:55:10,606
You...

399
00:55:30,959 --> 00:55:33,166
Please! No!

400
00:55:47,911 --> 00:55:50,965
I'm melting!

401
00:57:32,219 --> 00:57:38,676
<i>Who dares disturb the sleep of the dead?</i>

402
00:57:38,776 --> 00:57:41,663
<i>I'm guessing you guys.</i>

403
00:57:43,031 --> 00:57:45,184
<i>What the hell?</i>

404
00:58:00,515 --> 00:58:02,802
- That's enough.
- <i>That's enough.</i>

405
00:58:13,062 --> 00:58:15,064
We need a little bit more
black over on this.

406
00:58:15,164 --> 00:58:16,801
What?

407
00:58:17,900 --> 00:58:20,937
Hey, Dr. Cadaverino! How you doin'?

408
00:58:21,338 --> 00:58:24,807
- Would you turn the music down?
- What? I'm sorry. It's a little loud out here.

409
00:58:24,907 --> 00:58:28,745
I would like you to turn the music down.

410
00:58:29,701 --> 00:58:33,617
I'd like to help you out, but it's fucking
Halloween, you know! My favorite holiday.

411
00:58:33,718 --> 00:58:37,988
- It's a sacred holiday.
- Exactly! You get it, right?

412
00:58:38,088 --> 00:58:42,327
Look at you, with that whole undead
Dr. Nosferatu thing you got going on.

413
00:58:42,427 --> 00:58:46,765
- You really threw down with that, man.
- Look, you knew...

414
00:58:47,565 --> 00:58:52,390
I have been doing
this display exactly as-is

415
00:58:52,490 --> 00:58:55,091
for the past 20 years.

416
00:58:56,474 --> 00:59:01,650
- Yeah, we can tell.
- Would you please turn the music down?

417
00:59:01,750 --> 00:59:04,446
And you, it's after dark.
Close the dairy.

418
00:59:04,546 --> 00:59:06,685
Fuck off, old man.

419
00:59:06,785 --> 00:59:10,289
Dude, monster up!
Don't be such a party pooper.

420
00:59:10,389 --> 00:59:12,357
This is what's beautiful.

421
00:59:12,457 --> 00:59:16,470
This is what's been lost
because of you...

422
00:59:16,570 --> 00:59:18,588
and this.

423
00:59:20,431 --> 00:59:22,682
I like what you did over there, man.

424
00:59:22,782 --> 00:59:25,556
You're like a cute little kiddie show.

425
00:59:25,756 --> 00:59:27,917
Like a spooky daycare.

426
00:59:30,842 --> 00:59:33,463
Yeah! That's the spirit!

427
00:59:49,195 --> 00:59:50,830
Hey, asshole!

428
00:59:50,930 --> 00:59:55,210
Of course you realize this means war.

429
00:59:56,402 --> 00:59:59,605
No! Don't do it!

430
01:00:08,982 --> 01:00:10,751
Fight, everybody!

431
01:00:10,851 --> 01:00:14,088
Do you know what would perk up
this candy-ass display?

432
01:00:14,489 --> 01:00:17,494
- Some motherfucking blood.
- No!

433
01:00:22,763 --> 01:00:26,018
You got him! Kick his ass, man!

434
01:00:42,615 --> 01:00:47,074
Hey, hey, I got 20 bucks
on the scientist! 20 bucks! 20 bucks!

435
01:01:16,823 --> 01:01:18,970
Yeah, baby!

436
01:01:21,057 --> 01:01:22,778
Go, fucker, go!

437
01:01:35,072 --> 01:01:37,625
Yeah! Get him, baby!

438
01:01:45,253 --> 01:01:47,269
Come on! Come on!

439
01:01:47,369 --> 01:01:50,477
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight...

440
01:02:08,474 --> 01:02:09,793
Oh, shit.

441
01:02:40,106 --> 01:02:42,675
<i>In olden days, on this night,
it was believed</i>

442
01:02:42,775 --> 01:02:47,381
<i>that the veil between our world
and the spirit world was at its thinnest.</i>

443
01:02:47,481 --> 01:02:49,350
<i>So be careful.</i>

444
01:02:49,450 --> 01:02:52,386
<i>However terrifying
you might think you look,</i>

445
01:02:52,487 --> 01:02:56,291
<i>there's always something worse
lurking out there.</i>

446
01:02:56,391 --> 01:02:58,403
<i>And on Halloween,</i>

447
01:02:58,503 --> 01:03:01,190
<i>nothing is what it seems.</i>

448
01:03:16,378 --> 01:03:18,959
Please! No!

449
01:03:26,005 --> 01:03:27,591
Help me!

450
01:04:14,271 --> 01:04:16,747
Casey!

451
01:04:30,722 --> 01:04:32,709
Please, no!

452
01:04:37,595 --> 01:04:41,500
You don't have to do this! No! No!

453
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:43,687
No more.

454
01:06:01,549 --> 01:06:03,337
Hi!

455
01:06:05,020 --> 01:06:06,842
Hello.

456
01:06:06,943 --> 01:06:08,475
Trick or treat.

457
01:06:16,164 --> 01:06:19,202
- Trick or treat.
- I don't know.

458
01:06:19,302 --> 01:06:20,655
Trick or treat.

459
01:06:22,439 --> 01:06:24,992
Trick or treat. Trick or treat.

460
01:06:27,077 --> 01:06:29,162
Trick or treat.

461
01:06:29,530 --> 01:06:31,883
Trick or treat. Trick or treat.

462
01:06:36,453 --> 01:06:40,007
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

463
01:09:27,665 --> 01:09:29,718
Trick or treat.

464
01:09:39,076 --> 01:09:43,148
<i>Are you kids still up,
or are you tucked away in bed?</i>

465
01:09:43,248 --> 01:09:46,739
<i>The night isn't over,
and you're far from safe.</i>

466
01:09:47,118 --> 01:09:50,661
<i>So here's a little something
to keep you company.</i>

467
01:09:53,559 --> 01:09:55,211
Mask.

468
01:09:57,062 --> 01:09:58,797
Why do I gotta be the princess?

469
01:09:58,898 --> 01:10:03,036
'Cause we only have two masks, and I sure
as shit ain't going as a princess.

470
01:10:03,837 --> 01:10:06,223
Here he comes. Get ready.

471
01:10:13,078 --> 01:10:14,573
Oh, boy...

472
01:10:14,673 --> 01:10:17,818
can you imagine what it's like
to have your daddy as a millionaire?

473
01:10:18,118 --> 01:10:21,673
Just dad... look
at the spoiled little brat.

474
01:10:25,124 --> 01:10:28,680
Robbing banks is one thing.
I don't know about kidnapping.

475
01:10:31,665 --> 01:10:32,829
Oh, my God. Seriously, Dutch.

476
01:10:32,929 --> 01:10:35,956
Please don't give me that moral bullshit.
We're not gonna hurt him.

477
01:10:36,056 --> 01:10:40,092
And Rex Enterprise is gonna handle
a measly ransom, believe me.

478
01:10:42,309 --> 01:10:45,013
You know, if we're gonna do this,
our window is right now.

479
01:10:45,113 --> 01:10:49,185
- We're never getting a better opportunity.
- Shut up. Just shut up! Let's just do this.

480
01:10:49,965 --> 01:10:52,404
- Let's just do this.
- All right.

481
01:11:05,300 --> 01:11:09,138
Oh, you're such a cutie.
I love your costume.

482
01:11:09,238 --> 01:11:12,592
There you go. Have fun. Happy Halloween!

483
01:11:17,479 --> 01:11:20,166
- Trick or treat.
- Aren't you a little old for trick-or-treating?

484
01:11:20,266 --> 01:11:23,645
- You're never too old for sugar, mama.
- Get lost!

485
01:11:34,129 --> 01:11:36,099
Hello, kid.

486
01:11:36,399 --> 01:11:39,521
Don't scream, don't run.
We won't hurt ya.

487
01:11:42,037 --> 01:11:45,226
I'm not here to steal
your fucking candy, kid.

488
01:11:54,450 --> 01:11:57,455
Well, I must say, that was...
that's pretty easy.

489
01:11:57,555 --> 01:12:01,828
Well, why wouldn't it be?
It's a solid plan. Now for the fun part.

490
01:12:02,728 --> 01:12:06,097
Hey, kid, you've done
really good so far,

491
01:12:06,498 --> 01:12:09,367
so what we're gonna do right now
is we're gonna call your daddy.

492
01:12:09,467 --> 01:12:14,538
And if he asks to talk to you,
I need you to say, "Hi, Daddy.

493
01:12:16,423 --> 01:12:19,328
"I'm fine." Okay? Got it?

494
01:12:22,079 --> 01:12:23,698
Hey!

495
01:12:23,798 --> 01:12:27,821
Give me... Hey, behave. Behave.

496
01:12:31,556 --> 01:12:33,543
Make the call.

497
01:12:45,271 --> 01:12:46,372
<i>Hello.</i>

498
01:12:46,472 --> 01:12:49,075
- Jebediah Rex?
- <i>Speaking.</i>

499
01:12:49,175 --> 01:12:51,712
Listen to me very carefully, Mr. Rex.
We have your son.

500
01:12:51,812 --> 01:12:56,417
If you ever want to see him alive again,
you're gonna do exactly as I say.

501
01:12:56,517 --> 01:12:57,851
<i>You have Rusty?</i>

502
01:12:57,951 --> 01:13:01,589
That's right. For five million Benjamins,
you get your precious Rusty back.

503
01:13:01,689 --> 01:13:04,658
<i>You've made a terrible mistake.</i>

504
01:13:04,759 --> 01:13:07,561
You're in no position
to make threats, Mr. Rex.

505
01:13:07,662 --> 01:13:10,898
<i>You poor bastard,
you have no idea what you've done.</i>

506
01:13:10,998 --> 01:13:13,769
No, I think I... Hello?

507
01:13:14,914 --> 01:13:17,356
What the fuck?
Did he just hang up on me?

508
01:13:18,539 --> 01:13:20,159
Call him back.

509
01:13:21,641 --> 01:13:23,294
Okay.

510
01:13:30,585 --> 01:13:33,254
- <i>Hello?</i>
- Hello.

511
01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:35,424
Why did you hang up on me?

512
01:13:35,524 --> 01:13:38,860
Because we're negotiating
the release of your son, Mr. Rex.

513
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:41,730
<i>Not interested.
Do not call this number again.</i>

514
01:13:41,830 --> 01:13:45,951
Okay, listen to me. I'm not playing
around with you. What the fuck?

515
01:13:48,603 --> 01:13:50,489
Oh, shit.

516
01:13:51,339 --> 01:13:53,827
Lock the door! Lock the door!

517
01:13:59,314 --> 01:14:01,535
Come on out, kid.

518
01:14:03,852 --> 01:14:06,439
I'm gonna count to five.

519
01:14:07,356 --> 01:14:10,129
If your little punk ass
doesn't come out,

520
01:14:11,929 --> 01:14:14,481
you're gonna be all kinds of sorry.

521
01:14:23,440 --> 01:14:25,125
One.

522
01:14:27,310 --> 01:14:28,962
Two.

523
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:32,534
Three.

524
01:14:34,584 --> 01:14:36,270
Four.

525
01:14:37,220 --> 01:14:39,241
All right, here we go.

526
01:14:43,361 --> 01:14:44,730
Okay!

527
01:14:44,830 --> 01:14:47,717
Get him off me! Get him off me! Fuck!

528
01:14:52,604 --> 01:14:54,790
Oh, what the...

529
01:15:02,948 --> 01:15:05,309
It's not a fucking kid!

530
01:15:14,293 --> 01:15:16,163
Oh, shit.

531
01:15:16,962 --> 01:15:20,149
No, no, no.

532
01:15:23,568 --> 01:15:24,689
No!

533
01:15:26,504 --> 01:15:29,426
- No! No, no!
- Shit.

534
01:15:29,942 --> 01:15:32,037
Fuck! Come on!

535
01:15:32,312 --> 01:15:34,832
Hey, come on, kid, come on, kid.

536
01:15:35,216 --> 01:15:36,834
Fuck!

537
01:15:42,156 --> 01:15:44,941
I'm gonna fucking kill you,
you little shit!

538
01:16:05,546 --> 01:16:09,268
- What are we gonna do with this thing?
- Oh, I've got an idea.

539
01:16:29,704 --> 01:16:33,026
Wait, I... Fuck, I can't...

540
01:16:33,126 --> 01:16:35,344
I can't... I can't do this.

541
01:16:35,444 --> 01:16:39,215
You can't do what? Are you kidding me?

542
01:16:39,315 --> 01:16:42,952
My nuts were viciously assaulted
by a monster, dude.

543
01:16:43,052 --> 01:16:45,874
What kind of... What kind
of a monster cries like that?

544
01:16:45,974 --> 01:16:49,077
I'm just gonna check on him.
I'm gonna check on him.

545
01:16:54,212 --> 01:16:55,249
Fuck!

546
01:17:03,539 --> 01:17:05,559
Problem solved.

547
01:17:12,349 --> 01:17:15,921
Promise we'll never speak of this again.
One, it's fucking humiliating.

548
01:17:16,021 --> 01:17:18,189
And two, I don't believe
that I was fucking there.

549
01:17:18,289 --> 01:17:22,144
I agree. Let's just pretend
like it never hap... What the hell?

550
01:17:23,460 --> 01:17:25,180
What?

551
01:17:31,236 --> 01:17:33,122
What is it?

552
01:17:48,119 --> 01:17:49,972
What is it?

553
01:17:56,328 --> 01:17:57,950
No.

554
01:17:59,882 --> 01:18:01,651
Oh, no!

555
01:18:02,343 --> 01:18:06,385
- Hello.
- Hey, hello, it's me again.

556
01:18:06,485 --> 01:18:08,792
- Please take him back.
- <i>I don't think so.</i>

557
01:18:08,892 --> 01:18:12,580
- I'm begging you, please, take him back.
- <i>He's your problem now.</i>

558
01:18:12,879 --> 01:18:15,550
Come on, man! Just name your price!
Anything you want! Please!

559
01:18:15,750 --> 01:18:18,932
<i>Don't you get it?
I'm finally free. It...</i>

560
01:18:19,032 --> 01:18:21,272
showed up five years ago
on Halloween night

561
01:18:21,372 --> 01:18:23,808
<i>trick-or-treating and would not leave.</i>

562
01:18:24,558 --> 01:18:28,356
Let me ask you a question. Why the hell
did you pretend like it was your son?

563
01:18:28,456 --> 01:18:30,699
- What were you thinking?
- He's not your son!

564
01:18:30,799 --> 01:18:34,235
- He's not your son!
- We've been held hostage this whole time.

565
01:18:34,335 --> 01:18:38,129
- What the fuck?
- He'll never let you go, ever.

566
01:18:38,529 --> 01:18:42,144
By the way, make sure
you feed him, or he will eat.

567
01:18:43,430 --> 01:18:48,234
Oh, he's gonna eat! Oh, that's great!
Thanks! You're an asshole!

568
01:19:08,270 --> 01:19:10,584
Trick or treat, asshole.

569
01:19:20,148 --> 01:19:22,653
Okay, all right.

570
01:19:22,753 --> 01:19:27,191
I say we drive till the sun comes up,
and then we just drive a lot more.

571
01:19:27,291 --> 01:19:30,060
Fuck this town. Fuck everybody in it.

572
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:34,481
- Fuck kidnapping, bro, right?
- Amen to that, man.

573
01:19:50,864 --> 01:19:54,586
Here you go, Dutch, you lazy bastard.

574
01:19:54,686 --> 01:19:57,005
Sorry, princess, no strawberry shakes.

575
01:20:43,602 --> 01:20:46,923
Ta-da! I give you my masterpiece.

576
01:20:47,023 --> 01:20:49,624
Yeah, it's not bad.

577
01:20:49,724 --> 01:20:52,613
- We have to get ready for the party.
- I just gotta clean up in here.

578
01:20:52,713 --> 01:20:55,065
- Hurry up.
- Okay.

579
01:21:13,701 --> 01:21:15,604
Honey, you ready?

580
01:21:20,408 --> 01:21:21,877
Ray!

581
01:21:22,377 --> 01:21:24,380
What the fuck?

582
01:21:24,979 --> 01:21:26,615
Ray!

583
01:21:27,015 --> 01:21:30,002
Stop it! No!

584
01:21:30,102 --> 01:21:31,987
No!

585
01:21:32,453 --> 01:21:34,339
Ray!

586
01:21:40,449 --> 01:21:42,214
No!

587
01:21:59,582 --> 01:22:03,112
- Detective McNally, am I glad you're here.
- So what have we got?

588
01:22:03,212 --> 01:22:07,758
It's a nasty one. Apparently the husband
got his head bitten clean off.

589
01:22:07,858 --> 01:22:11,095
- Bitten? By what?
- I don't know. An animal maybe?

590
01:22:11,195 --> 01:22:14,916
The wife's pretty shook up,
but she's inside with the sketch artist.

591
01:22:23,841 --> 01:22:25,604
Oh, jeez.

592
01:22:25,704 --> 01:22:28,846
Reminds me of the case of the man
who stuck his head in a blender.

593
01:22:28,946 --> 01:22:31,115
Talk about making a meal of it.

594
01:22:31,216 --> 01:22:33,852
- Has Forensic Bob seen this?
- He's all over it.

595
01:22:34,152 --> 01:22:37,339
- Where's the wife?
- She's through here.

596
01:22:44,595 --> 01:22:47,245
Ma'am, my name's Detective McNally,

597
01:22:47,345 --> 01:22:49,785
and I want to assure you I will do
everything within my power

598
01:22:49,885 --> 01:22:52,221
to bring this killer to justice.

599
01:22:53,070 --> 01:22:56,497
Detective, you don't have the slightest
idea of what you're dealing with.

600
01:22:56,742 --> 01:23:00,833
This has to be a nightmare
because what I saw in there is...

601
01:23:02,715 --> 01:23:04,568
It's not possible.

602
01:23:09,287 --> 01:23:11,525
All right, what have we got?

603
01:23:11,625 --> 01:23:15,246
- You're not going to believe this.
- Try me.

604
01:23:18,397 --> 01:23:20,534
Nice work, Rembrandt.

605
01:23:20,634 --> 01:23:23,588
How am I supposed to put out
an APB on a pumpkin?

606
01:23:24,454 --> 01:23:26,758
- Detective?
- Yeah.

607
01:23:27,007 --> 01:23:28,979
Captain wants to see you
down at the station.

608
01:23:29,079 --> 01:23:30,546
Shit.

609
01:23:35,314 --> 01:23:37,150
Wait for me, Kevin.

610
01:23:37,251 --> 01:23:41,492
Hey, do not go knocking on strangers' doors
until I'm there. Do you hear me?

611
01:23:41,592 --> 01:23:43,275
Yes, Mom!

612
01:24:27,469 --> 01:24:29,523
Mom!

613
01:24:30,305 --> 01:24:31,925
Kevin?

614
01:24:36,011 --> 01:24:38,098
Watch it, lady!

615
01:24:47,624 --> 01:24:49,377
Kevin!

616
01:24:58,434 --> 01:25:00,088
Hey!

617
01:25:08,044 --> 01:25:11,843
McNally! McNally, get the fuck in here!

618
01:25:19,056 --> 01:25:20,827
Shut the door, shut the door.

619
01:25:21,226 --> 01:25:23,613
Sit in the fucking chair.

620
01:25:25,996 --> 01:25:30,001
- Rough day?
- I don't know. What do you think?

621
01:25:30,101 --> 01:25:32,839
What's wrong with this fucking picture?

622
01:25:33,839 --> 01:25:35,608
It's Halloween, sir.

623
01:25:35,708 --> 01:25:37,510
Bullshit. Bullshit!

624
01:25:37,610 --> 01:25:42,915
Every year on Halloween,
this town goes batshit crazy.

625
01:25:43,015 --> 01:25:45,652
I mean, check these reports out.

626
01:25:45,753 --> 01:25:48,021
We've got hysterical blindness,

627
01:25:48,121 --> 01:25:50,524
we got neighbors attacking neighbors,

628
01:25:50,624 --> 01:25:53,242
kids looting convenience stores.

629
01:25:53,343 --> 01:25:55,866
There's even a fucking report of a UFO.

630
01:25:56,596 --> 01:25:59,466
I mean, this is bullshit, McNally.

631
01:25:59,566 --> 01:26:01,655
You're just the man to fix this.

632
01:26:03,370 --> 01:26:06,897
Just... get your butt out there
and do the work

633
01:26:06,997 --> 01:26:10,277
'cause if you don't, I'm going
to boot you back to vice so fast,

634
01:26:10,377 --> 01:26:13,814
- your head's gonna spin.
- Understood, Captain. I'm on it.

635
01:26:13,914 --> 01:26:18,136
Good, good! Go bag me
some of those horror freaks.

636
01:26:20,354 --> 01:26:21,822
What the hell happened to you guys?

637
01:26:21,922 --> 01:26:24,993
Some crazy kid ate
a shitload of chocolate.

638
01:26:25,093 --> 01:26:28,283
Yeah, and then he ate his babysitter.

639
01:26:28,383 --> 01:26:30,665
- Oh, the night.
- Oh, the mess.

640
01:26:30,766 --> 01:26:32,742
McNally, check this out.

641
01:26:32,842 --> 01:26:35,526
So... I measure the bite marks
on the victim's body,

642
01:26:35,626 --> 01:26:37,835
and this is the thing,
whatever bit that guy's head off

643
01:26:37,935 --> 01:26:40,693
- had a mouth about this wide.
- Yeah. I can think of a few suspects.

644
01:26:40,793 --> 01:26:44,823
Yeah, but then I ran the data through
the computer to make a 3D model and this...

645
01:26:44,923 --> 01:26:48,484
is what it came up with. Look familiar?

646
01:26:48,584 --> 01:26:50,923
Nice work, Bob. I owe you one.

647
01:26:51,023 --> 01:26:55,041
- Buy me a drink later?
- I'll think about it. I gotta go.

648
01:27:00,595 --> 01:27:02,161
<i>Greetings, ghouls.</i>

649
01:27:02,261 --> 01:27:05,535
<i>Twelve bells means
the witching hour is upon us.</i>

650
01:27:05,635 --> 01:27:09,839
<i>That's when the weird,
crazy, scary scale</i>

651
01:27:09,939 --> 01:27:11,942
<i>goes totally off the charts.</i>

652
01:27:12,042 --> 01:27:15,545
<i>So lock your doors
and hold onto your candy</i>

653
01:27:15,645 --> 01:27:20,461
<i>because Halloween is about to get real.</i>

654
01:27:20,862 --> 01:27:22,047
<i>Dispatch to McNally.</i>

655
01:27:22,147 --> 01:27:25,296
<i>Got a 10-34 on Union and Baker.
Fire and medical are en route.</i>

656
01:27:25,397 --> 01:27:28,194
<i>I don't know what's going on,
but it sounds like a total clusterfuck.</i>

657
01:27:28,295 --> 01:27:30,107
<i>Do you copy?</i>

658
01:27:30,208 --> 01:27:32,277
<i>I'm on my way.</i>

659
01:27:55,319 --> 01:27:56,682
Holy shit!

660
01:28:24,716 --> 01:28:26,469
Shit.

661
01:29:12,499 --> 01:29:14,222
McNally!

662
01:29:23,678 --> 01:29:26,166
- Nice timing.
- I thought you might need a hand.

663
01:29:30,151 --> 01:29:32,641
Guess I owe you that drink now.

664
01:29:48,804 --> 01:29:49,990
Let's go.

665
01:30:01,283 --> 01:30:03,953
We have a warrant
to search your premises.

666
01:30:04,521 --> 01:30:07,006
Look, I'm in the middle
of some important work here.

667
01:30:07,106 --> 01:30:08,759
- You can't just barge...
- Yes, I can.

668
01:30:08,859 --> 01:30:11,709
I wouldn't argue with her.
She's not in the mood.

669
01:30:11,809 --> 01:30:14,328
I... guess you should come in.

670
01:30:15,299 --> 01:30:18,369
So... Milo,

671
01:30:18,969 --> 01:30:21,707
show me where you grow
these super pumpkins.

672
01:30:21,807 --> 01:30:27,046
I can't just give away company secrets
to anybody who walks through the...

673
01:30:27,746 --> 01:30:29,499
door.

674
01:30:34,051 --> 01:30:37,609
- I'll get some lights on.
- Quit stalling, Milo.

675
01:30:40,224 --> 01:30:41,927
Oh, boy.

676
01:30:42,027 --> 01:30:44,613
Holy shit.

677
01:30:46,030 --> 01:30:48,150
What's the big deal?

678
01:30:48,250 --> 01:30:50,132
Just a bunch of pumpkins.

679
01:31:04,784 --> 01:31:08,488
<i>The witching hour is over.
Thanks for listening.</i>

680
01:31:08,588 --> 01:31:12,510
<i>And until next year, Happy Halloween!</i>