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♪ Here's a story about a man

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♪ A simple man

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♪ A man with a dream
to do the world some good ♪

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♪ Here's a story
for rich and poor ♪

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♪ For young and for old

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♪ About a man from the 'hood

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♪ Tryin' to do the world
some good ♪

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♪ Here's a story about a man

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♪ An everyday man

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♪ A man with a dream

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♪ To be the head of state,
state, state ♪

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♪ Hmm...

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Alderman Gilliam's office.

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What are you upset about?

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It's not a black-owned business?

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That's right!

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Yeah, but it's a Chinese food
restaurant.

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So what?!Yeah!

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I know it's fried rice,
but it's not "fried" rice.

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Alderman Gilliam's office.

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Hi, honey! Hey, hey, Kim, Kim, Kim.

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Hey, how is it going, honey?

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Got tickets to the symphony.Really? Well, hold on a second,

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Listen, on your way home... 'cause I got call.

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Mays, you better... I got another call!

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Mays? Mays?!

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Vote for Gaines and James.

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The Million Babies'
Mamas' March?

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It's a very good cause.

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No, you're going to have to call
Reverend Barton for that one.

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I got these food stamps...

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No, you can't use food stamps
to buy tires.

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Alderman Gilliam?I'm sorry, Mr. Hawkins.

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What can I do for you?

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Your girlfriend's on hold.

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Honey, wait, hold on a second.... put me on hold every time!

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Now, now, what was it,
Mr. Hawkins?

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The bus, Mays.

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I read where they're gonna shut down our bus line.

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Mays, are you listening to me?

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If they do that,
I can't get to work.

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Unless they give me a job

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in that new mall.Don't worry, Mr. Hawkins.

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I've been talking
to the people downtown,

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and I promise you this:

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If they shut down
this bus line,

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I will drive you to work myself.

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You got my word.

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Alderman Gilliam, quick!

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Miss Pearl is back!

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Okay, I gotta go.

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Hi, that's me, Mays Gilliam,

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alderman of the Ninth Ward
of Washington, D.C.

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Not the part of D.C.
that you're familiar with.

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I work in a neighborhood so bad,

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you can get shot
while you're getting shot.

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Around here,
when people have a problem,

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they don't call the mayor,
they call me.

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Come on, come on, come on.

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All right, okay. Miss Pearl!

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Miss Pearl! What's going on?

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Mays, Dionne is in the house!

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I know she is!

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Look, I don't know what
she's talking about.

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We checked the house;
there's nobody in there.

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Hey, man, Dionne is her cat.

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Well, whatever.

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Cat's got nine lives.
He'll be fine.

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Frank, can't we let
one guy go in there

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and help this lady
get her cat?

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Can't do it, Mays.
Once they laid the explosives,

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there's nothing I can do.
She just showed up.

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Come on, man, you already took
the lady's house.

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Can you at least let her
get her cat?

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Hey, we didn't take her house.
We gave her 40 grand.

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40 grand? What kind of house
is she supposed to get

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with 40 grand?
What, a crack house?

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I think she'd be happy
to get out of this rattrap.

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Who the hell are you to call
this place a rattrap?

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This is my neighborhood.
This is where I'm from.

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I got my first bike stolen
right there.

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My daddy got his bike stolen
right there.

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When I have a son,
I hope he's fortunate enough

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to get stuck up right there.

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Now, can't you let somebody
go in there and check?

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We already looked.
There's nothing in here.

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Now, look, we got
work to do here.

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Leave the people alone!

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Let's go.
Let's get this thing going.

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Come on, now.
Come on, Mays!

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Come on, stop being
in such a hurry.

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We been here all morning.

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Dionne?!

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Come on, baby!
Oh, sugar baby. Come on!

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Could you at least turn it off?
Let the lady get her cat.

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Dionne, baby?!

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I got something for you!

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Dionne!

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Miss Pearl, no!

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Dionne! Dionne!

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All right, turn it off.
Turn it off.

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Wait'll this woman
gets her cat.

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Shit! It's not working.

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Cut it off! Turn it off!

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She better get out of there.
It's gonna blow!

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Miss Pearl! Miss Pearl! Miss Pearl!

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Miss Pearl, come on!

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Oh, no, Mays!

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Come on!

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Mays, you've only
got a minute!

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Miss Pearl... Miss Pearl!

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Fix it! Get to work!

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I'm trying!

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Get a union man
on this-- Mays!

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Get out! Mays!

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Miss Pearl, we got
to get out of here.

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They're gonna blow
this place up.

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Oh, they wouldn't do
that, baby.

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They know we're in here.

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Miss Pearl, I love you.
I've known you a long time.

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Now, you've seen a lot of things
in your life.

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You've seen churches
burnt to the ground.

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You've seen dogs
sicced on children.

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You've seen Malcolm X killed.
You've seen JFK killed.

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They shut up Muhammad Ali.
They shut up Richard Pryor.

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They gave Magic Johnson AIDS.

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They turned
Michael Jackson white.

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Now, do you really think these
people give a damn about you?!

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♪ Look for me! Young, B

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♪ Cruisin' down the Westside

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♪ High, way,
Doing what we like to do ♪

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♪ Our way,
Eyes behind shades... ♪

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We interrupt the Jay-Z song

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to bring you this
special bulletin.

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Presidential candidate Senator
Sam Gaines and his running mate,

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General Olson James,
were both killed today

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when their planes crashed
into each other over Virginia.

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We now return you to the Jay-Z
song already in progress.

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♪ Cuz Mami's a rider,
and I'm a roller ♪

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♪ Put us together,
how they gon' stop both us? ♪

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♪ Whatever she lacks,
I'm right over her shoulder ♪

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♪ When I'm off track,
Mami is keepin' me focused ♪

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♪ So let's lock this down
like it's supposed to be ♪

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♪ The '03 Bon...

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Hey, what's up, Warren?

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I'm trying to be like you, hero.
What's up, man?

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Saving kittens? Don't steal my car now.

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I don't want that garbage.

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What am I gonna do,
feed your car to my car, man?

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Let me get ten Nine Lives,
four Lucky Ducks,

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two Straight Pokers...

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three Crabpots
and five Powerballs.

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Thank you. Here you go.

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Y'all need to stop.
Y'all need to stop it now.

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Um, why are all these people
in here clapping?

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What, you didn't see me
on the news?

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No, I didn't.

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I got meat! More beef than
East Coast, West Coast rap.

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Check it out!

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Hey, Superman!
Saving lives and stuff.

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Why don't you cop one
of these pork chops, ah?

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You know what you need
to do?

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You need to leave.
I'm not gonna tell you again.

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Come on, man,
nobody wants your meat.

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I mean, who the hell wants
to buy stolen meat?

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I'll take a T-bone.You like gizzards too?

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We can get set up
with Chinese food.

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Good.Clifton, Barracuda!

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Hey, did you hear about that guy
running for President?

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Who do you think they're
gonna get to replace him?

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I don't know.
Maybe they should get Shaq.

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Nobody can beat him. Now,
are you gonna get some gas?

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You're holding my line up.Yeah, I'm sorry.

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Ten on three.

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♪ All I need
in this life of sin ♪

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♪ Is me and my girlfriend ♪ Me and my girlfriend

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♪ Down to ride to the very end,
it's me... ♪

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You've got a lot of nerve
hanging up on me.

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Hanging up? What-Wha--

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Wha-What's going on?

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I'm leaving you,
that's what's going on!

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You know, the only reason
I ever accepted

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this engagement ring
from you in the first place

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is because I thought
you had potential!

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I thought
you wanted more, Mays!

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Why can't you just play
the game, Mays?!

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Wear a suit!

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Be a real politician! Wait a minute.

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What's my clothes
have to do with a...

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Are you seeing somebody else?

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I'm seeing everybody else!

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I've met mosquitoes
with more force than you.

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I'm tired
of your little games...

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and I'm tired of being
your little secretary.

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Here's the light bill.
I didn't pay it.

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Here's the cable bill.
I didn't pay that either.

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And here's the bill
for your car note.

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I hope they take it!

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Wait a minute. That's my car!
That's my car!

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I hate that piece of shit.

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I am tired of spending
my time

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waiting for you to quit
acting like a child

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and act like a grown man
for a change, Mays!

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I need to get on
with my life!

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I want a house! I want children!

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I want to go on vacation!

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You're horrible in bed!

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I wish you would.

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For the last time,
I'm not running for President.

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I'm not crazy.
Gaines was 20 points behind.

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It's ten weeks to election day.

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Damn it! Those guys
should have known better

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than to talk on a cell phone
in a plane.

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What about Sanderson?

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That's a joke. Lewis has been
Vice President for eight years.

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He's a war hero,
and he's Sharon Stone's cousin.

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He can't lose.

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What about Mosley?

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Girls.Connelly?

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Boys.McMasters?

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Big boys.So, what?

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We just concede
the election to Lewis?

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Don't worry, nobody said
anything about conceding, Debra,

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but let's get real here.

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You know,
we're gonna lose this one.

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So the thing to do

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is to set the party up
for the next election.

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We need a candidate that's
going to put on a good show.

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This isn't a circus.

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It's a presidential election.

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You can't just
pick some...

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some guy to run for President.

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This is unprecedented,

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but if I put in a call
to the party chairman,

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we find a candidate,
he'll back him.

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Who's going
to run a race

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that they know they can't win?

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Who says he has to know?

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♪ Young, B

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♪ Cruisin' down the Westside

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♪ High, way,
Doing what we like to do ♪

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♪ Our, way,
Eyes behind shades ♪

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♪ This necklace the reason...

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What the...?

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What now?

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No! No, not my bike!

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Not my bike!

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Not my bike! No!

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Now, when I
went in there,

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00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,213
I wasn't thinking
about being a hero.

252
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:52,390
I was just trying
to help Miss Pearl.

253
00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,391
Miss Pearl.

254
00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:54,479
Miss Pearl.
Miss Pearl.

255
00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:56,699
I think we found our man.

256
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:59,310
Oh, look at this!
This is, this is great!

257
00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:00,572
This is America, see?

258
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,487
Little guy against
the big guy.

259
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,359
Corporations
against the people.

260
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,448
Young versus old.
What's better than this?

261
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,102
Come on, give me a break!

262
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:10,974
I'm going to run
an alderman for President?

263
00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:13,803
No. He's not an alderman.

264
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,762
He's a hero.

265
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,024
Who doesn't like a hero?

266
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,460
Big business loves a hero!

267
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,331
See?

268
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,682
Bill, you said that we needed
somebody who can help the party.

269
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,945
Now, how in the hell does
this guy help the party?

270
00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,120
I'm glad you asked.

271
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,339
See, the United
States is changing.

272
00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:29,950
Well, America is changing.

273
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:33,344
Inside of 20 years--
well, you know the numbers:

274
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,216
20 % black, 21 % Asian...

275
00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:36,652
39 % Hispanic.

276
00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,828
The minorities will be
the majority.

277
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:42,789
Now, the smartest thing
we can do is be the first party

278
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:45,139
to nominate a minority
for President.

279
00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:46,314
How about a cripple?

280
00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:47,750
I don'’t think so, Charlie.

281
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:50,666
Now, uh, we'll lose,
of course...

282
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,755
but the minorities
will be happy.

283
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:54,801
The minorities will be happy,

284
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,368
and they will vote for us
in 2008

285
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,675
because we've shown
we support them.

286
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:02,634
And the white people will vote
for us because, uh...

287
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,114
well, our guy isn't black.

288
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,812
You got my vote!

289
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,378
Geller, why don't you,
uh, see if you can track down

290
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:08,640
this, uh, Mays Gilliam?

291
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:13,689
Uh, Charlie...
go check our accounts.

292
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:25,527
Give me one good reason
why I should go along with this.

293
00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:27,007
Don't you get it, Debra?

294
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,792
I intend to run for President
in 2008.

295
00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:35,537
Now, you give me one reason
why you shouldn't.

296
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:41,412
Well... I mean, he-he
would take a lot of work.

297
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,327
And we can run
a background check,

298
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:46,113
but it's obvious he's not
a party line candidate.

299
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:48,637
I mean, he's just some kid who
thinks he can make a difference.

300
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:50,247
Don't worry about all that.

301
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:52,380
You just go out there,
you put the machine behind him.

302
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:55,862
You get 25 points in the poll,
consider it a win.

303
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,994
Make sure
he doesn't embarrass us.

304
00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:00,562
After this is over,
we get to work.

305
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,739
When I'm President...

306
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,088
I'll take care of you.

307
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,265
Coop, you got
to help me.

308
00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:09,919
They locked me
out of my office.

309
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,965
I know. The mayor is
fed up with you.

310
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,836
How many times
have I told you?

311
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,577
You got to quit trying
to fix stuff.

312
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:18,362
I could have got you
into the council next term.

313
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:19,668
Now you're red-lined.

314
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,104
Shannon's taking over
your district.

315
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,150
They need to smooth over
this mall situation,

316
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,065
and that bus thing's
about to heat up.

317
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:27,154
They don't trust you.They don't trust me?

318
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,025
I'm not the one stealing
people's houses.

319
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:31,027
You see, that's what your
problem is right there.

320
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,550
You got to work
with us, Mays!

321
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:35,902
That stuff you pulled over there
cost the city money.

322
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,338
Makes the mayor look bad.

323
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,340
Now, contrary
to popular belief,

324
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:41,951
politics is no place
to express yourself.

325
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,388
You want to get in,
you got to fit in.

326
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,650
And look at you.

327
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,217
Grow up.
You got to dress better.

328
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,567
Even Puff Daddy wears
a suit to court.

329
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:55,269
I'm sorry, brother,
but ain't nothing I can do.

330
00:13:58,794 --> 00:13:59,839
Nice car.

331
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,144
Hey, ain't it, though?

332
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,798
Got it for a song
at the repo auction.

333
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:10,240
♪ Look for me! Young, B

334
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,763
♪ Cruisin' down the Westside

335
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,026
♪ High, way...

336
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,563
♪ He feels bad, mighty low

337
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,913
♪ Got nowhere to go

338
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,655
♪ What can you do
when you're feeling low? ♪

339
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:34,874
♪ Man, I wanna know

340
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:37,833
♪ He feels bad, mighty low

341
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:40,009
♪ Got nowhere to go

342
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:43,883
♪ What can you do
when you're feeling low ♪

343
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,580
♪ And your car
just got repo'd? ♪

344
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,495
Mays Gilliam?

345
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:19,788
Mays Gilliam,
Debra Lassiter.

346
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:22,530
Nice to meet you.
Take a seat.

347
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,929
Mays, we know what
happened today.

348
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,495
We know you lost your job.

349
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:32,932
Well, how'd you know that?

350
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,759
It just happened.

351
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:37,066
We're the government, Mays.
We know everything.

352
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:40,200
Mays, we'd like you
to do something for us.

353
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,725
Yeah, sure, I-I-I'd love to work
on a presidential campaign.

354
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,596
You know,
I'll make phone calls...

355
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:47,772
send out flyers.

356
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:50,210
Now, who have you guys chosen
to run against Lewis?

357
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:53,256
Well, that's exactly what
we wanted to talk to you about.

358
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:57,173
We'd like you
to run for President.

359
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:04,659
Of what?

360
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,139
The United States.

361
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,836
Of what?

362
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,751
Of America.

363
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:12,275
Which America?: North...!

364
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,277
America, Mays.

365
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:17,063
Get outta here!

366
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,673
We're not joking, Mays.

367
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:21,197
We want you to be the nominee
for the office

368
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:23,678
of President
of the United States of America.

369
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,599
Okay, let me get this straight.

370
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:34,254
You guys couldn't find
anybody else to run?

371
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:35,951
You couldn't find nobody?

372
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:37,518
Mm, something's wrong here.

373
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:40,303
You couldn't find
a-a congressman, a senator?

374
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,262
I mean, I'm just an alderman.

375
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:45,917
Congressmen, senators, they work
with other politicians.

376
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,180
You're an alderman,
Mays.

377
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,746
You work with the people,

378
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:52,620
and that's what we want--
a man of the people.

379
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,187
This is a big joke, right?

380
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:55,797
They've got a hidden camera
somewhere around here.

381
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,451
Y'all are gonna get
a big laugh outta this.

382
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,279
Well, you know what?

383
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,063
I don't even care, 'cause one
of y'all is gonna drive me home

384
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,196
'cause my bike is messed up.

385
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:05,763
You an American, Mays?

386
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:07,939
Wow. Bill Arnot.

387
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,593
Are you an American?

388
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,160
Yes.

389
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,728
Mays, this isn't just
an election.

390
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,251
It's a moment.

391
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,340
This is the moment when
you have the opportunity

392
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:18,994
to show little
boys and girls,

393
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:21,562
men and women, what
America's all about.

394
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:24,695
Look at that.

395
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,610
When I see
that, I think

396
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:29,918
of our forefathers fighting
to make this country what it is.

397
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:32,225
And when I see that,
I think about the guy

398
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:35,706
who's got to scrub
it for minimum wage.

399
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,404
That's why
we want you, Mays.

400
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:39,884
You care
about the little people.

401
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,626
So what's it going to be?

402
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,947
It gives me great honor

403
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,645
to accept the party's nomination

404
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:05,780
for President
of the United States of America.

405
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:09,566
No!

406
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:17,008
Welcome to your
campaign headquarters.

407
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:21,056
These folks are going to do everything they can to help you get elected.

408
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,406
These are your people.

409
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,234
Oh, here,
let's take a look at this.

410
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:26,714
Hey, Mark,
is that cued up?

411
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:27,932
Yep.

412
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,108
Roll it, please.

413
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,415
Yeah, yeah. Yeah...

414
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:39,422
Oh, this is
a great spot.

415
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,511
If you love America,

416
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:45,733
vote Mays Gilliam for President.

417
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:48,127
Huh?

418
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,217
But I'm-I'm not in it.

419
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,001
You don't even see my face.

420
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,177
Well, it's a template. We'll
get you in there eventually.

421
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:58,093
Mays, there's a couple of people
I want you to meet.

422
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:00,182
This is your security director,
Mr. Earl.

423
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,053
You're going to be
in good hands.

424
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,316
Pleased to meet you, sir.

425
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:04,708
If you ever find yourself
in trouble,

426
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:05,970
just yell "security,"

427
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,016
and my people will handle
the situation.

428
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:09,365
This is your decoy,
Mays Junior.

429
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,280
He enters all of your events
before you.

430
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,890
If anything's going
to happen to you,

431
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,370
it'll happen to him first.

432
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,764
You know, Tupac could've used
a guy like you.

433
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,461
This is Nicollette White.

434
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,551
She's your Executive Director
of Internal Liaisons.

435
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:22,857
You can call me Nikki.

436
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,163
It will be a pleasure
to serve you.

437
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,816
I am available to you
around the clock.

438
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,078
Just let me know.

439
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,516
Now, what does she do?

440
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,387
Oh, she sleeps with you.

441
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:34,521
Oh, we get tired of getting
caught up in sex scandals,

442
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:37,045
so we commissioned our own team
of super whores.

443
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,525
You call yourself
whores?!

444
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:40,744
Move that fat ass!
One! Two! Three!

445
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:42,355
These girls are good.

446
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:43,834
Good morning, Mays.

447
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,446
I took the liberty
of choosing some options

448
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,012
for this evening's
fundraiser.

449
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,666
You don't mind,
do you?

450
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,842
No, no, I-I'll wear whatever
you need me to wear.

451
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,496
Now, what fundraiser is this?

452
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:54,758
It's your coming-out party.

453
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,543
Campaigns cost money.

454
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,632
The people you meet tonight
have plenty of it.

455
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,895
Now, Geller and I are going
to advance the party,

456
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:03,071
and Mr. Earl will bring you
8:00 sharp.

457
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,204
Here are your
off-the-cuff remarks.

458
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,466
Learn them.

459
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,555
See you later.
Okay.

460
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:16,127
Sir!

461
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,781
Remember, sir,
just nod and move.

462
00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,043
Nod and move.

463
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,306
Mr. Gilliam!

464
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,178
So, what do you plan to do
about taxes?

465
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:25,485
Do you plan to support
paternal leave incentives?

466
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,138
Hey, could you get my demo
to somebody?

467
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:28,662
Anybody, please!
Please!

468
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:29,880
Don't accept
any unscreened packages, sir.

469
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,099
It's a security
measure.

470
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,405
Mays, Mays...

471
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,797
You have some people
to talk to.

472
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,756
Tomorrow, work.
Tonight, smile, shake hands,

473
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,018
and be nice to the wives.

474
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:38,715
I'll double-check
the P.A. system.

475
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,587
You'll make a brief statement
at 11:00.

476
00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:41,936
Okay, let's go.Let's go.

477
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:50,466
Hi. How you doing?

478
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,990
All right.
You all right.

479
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:56,646
I wish you luck, sir.

480
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:57,995
Arrigato.

481
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:02,870
It's a little bit
like Timberland,

482
00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,263
you know, and I got
a little bit of Missy

483
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,525
moving up through there,

484
00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:07,091
but what I'm really
trying to go through

485
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:08,615
is that Neptune kinda
feel, you know, so I...

486
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,573
Excuse me, Mays,
the Teamsters are here.

487
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:12,445
What are you doing
talking to the help?

488
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:13,794
Gentlemen,
Mr. Mays Gilliam.

489
00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:15,491
Guys, I just want
to say, hey,

490
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,363
I'm all for labor,
I'm all for unions,

491
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:18,625
but you know
and I know

492
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,409
that you guys are
gonna endorse Lewis.

493
00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:21,758
It's a business decision.

494
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:24,021
We're going to do
what's best for the union.

495
00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:25,849
By the way, have you decided
on a running mate?

496
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:27,286
We're thinking about it.

497
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,244
Well, we think maybe
you should consider Sanders.

498
00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:30,941
Well, we're considering
several options.

499
00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:32,726
Yeah, well, maybe you should
also consider giving us

500
00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:34,597
support on that new referendum.Excuse me.

501
00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:35,816
Well, that depends.
Can we depend on your support...?

502
00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:37,078
What's up
with this guy?

503
00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:39,820
Track four.
Check out track four.

504
00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:46,217
So, what do
you have there?

505
00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:47,871
Well, we got
some shrimp puffs

506
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,220
and some cheese snacks--

507
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,875
you know, just some...
finger foods.

508
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,137
Thought that was you.

509
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:54,487
So, what's up
with the two jobs?

510
00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:55,749
Bad credit?

511
00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:57,490
Why do I have to have
bad credit?

512
00:21:57,490 --> 00:22:00,449
Why can't I be saving up
for a car or for school?

513
00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:01,798
Maybe I like to work.

514
00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:03,670
Excuse me.

515
00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:05,585
Hey, I'm sorry.
You know what?

516
00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:07,021
I never got your name.

517
00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:09,153
Lisa. Lisa Clark.Hey, Lisa Clark. Mays.

518
00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:11,155
So why you being so rude,
Lisa Clark?

519
00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:13,680
I'm not trying to be rude.
I'm working.

520
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,203
We're not supposed to
mingle with the guests.

521
00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:16,552
Plus, I don't know you.

522
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:19,250
You know me.Uh, no, I don't know you.

523
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,513
But you know me.

524
00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:21,949
You've come to
the gas station

525
00:22:21,949 --> 00:22:23,298
a couple of times,

526
00:22:23,298 --> 00:22:25,909
and I see you, but
I don't know... you.

527
00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:27,607
Well, let's get to know
each other.

528
00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:29,043
Come on, let's dance.I have to work.

529
00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:30,392
I know you're working.

530
00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:32,046
Yes, I'm working, too,
so let's keep working.

531
00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:33,352
You want to dance?

532
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,614
Okay, but don't get me
in trouble.

533
00:22:34,614 --> 00:22:35,876
Hit it!

534
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:37,486
♪ Oh

535
00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:45,276
I cannot believe you got
me out here like this.

536
00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:47,757
Yeah, but you like it, right?

537
00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:49,629
Yeah, a little.♪ A little bit a ah, ah

538
00:22:49,629 --> 00:22:54,111
♪ With a little bit a

539
00:22:54,111 --> 00:22:55,852
♪ Flirtatious,
tryin' to show faces, oh ♪

540
00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:57,201
♪ Lookin' for the right time
to shoot my steam ♪

541
00:22:57,201 --> 00:22:58,986
Uh-oh, I'm feeling
it, I'm feeling it.

542
00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:01,249
♪ Lookin' for the right time
to flash them Gs, then, um ♪

543
00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:02,816
♪ No deceivin',
nothin' up my sleeve ♪

544
00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:05,601
♪ No teasin',
I need you to get up ♪

545
00:23:05,601 --> 00:23:07,429
♪ Up on the dance floor

546
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,344
♪ Give that man
what he askin' for ♪

547
00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:11,651
Go ahead, girl, work it.♪ Cuz I feel like
bustin' loose ♪

548
00:23:11,651 --> 00:23:14,175
Work it!♪ And I feel like
touchin' you, uh, uh ♪

549
00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:16,351
♪ And can't nobody stop
the juice ♪

550
00:23:16,351 --> 00:23:18,353
♪ So baby tell me
what's the use ♪

551
00:23:18,353 --> 00:23:21,225
♪ I said it's gettin' hot
in here, so hot ♪

552
00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:23,184
♪ So take off all your clothes

553
00:23:23,184 --> 00:23:25,578
♪ I am gettin' so hot Oh, my God. You know what?

554
00:23:25,578 --> 00:23:26,840
I'm having too much fun.

555
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,145
I gotta get
back to work.

556
00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:29,756
No, come on, stay. No! I gotta go.

557
00:23:29,756 --> 00:23:31,018
Come on, co... come on!

558
00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:32,759
♪ So take off all your clothes

559
00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:34,021
♪ I am gettin' so hot...

560
00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:35,283
Come on, brother,

561
00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:37,241
I know you know how
to do this dance.

562
00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:38,591
No, sorry, I don't.

563
00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:40,201
Come on, man,
I know you know how to do

564
00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:41,507
the Electric Slide.

565
00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:43,291
No, I can't say
that I do.

566
00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:45,075
♪ And I be down, and do a
hundred, top down and goggles ♪

567
00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:46,512
Get yo ass in there!

568
00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:48,339
♪ Get off the freeway,
exit 106 ♪

569
00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:50,254
♪ And parked it Ash tray,
flip gate, time to spark it ♪

570
00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:51,517
♪ So take it off
like you're home alone ♪

571
00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,475
What the hell is this?!

572
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:55,390
♪ You know dance
in front your mirror ♪Where's Mays?

573
00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:57,479
♪ Checkin' your reflection
and tellin' your best friend ♪

574
00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:58,828
Over there.♪ "Girl, I think
my butt gettin' big" ♪

575
00:23:58,828 --> 00:24:00,090
Oh, my...

576
00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:01,352
God!

577
00:24:01,352 --> 00:24:02,571
We gotta stop him.What...?

578
00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:03,920
Excuse us, please.

579
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,531
♪ I am getting so hot

580
00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:07,794
♪ I wanna take my clothes off

581
00:24:07,794 --> 00:24:09,012
What do you think
you're doing?!

582
00:24:09,012 --> 00:24:10,840
Mays, stop it!

583
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,060
Come on, man, I'm just trying
to get the party started.

584
00:24:14,757 --> 00:24:16,846
♪ Throw your hands
in the air ♪

585
00:24:16,846 --> 00:24:19,066
♪ And wave 'em like
you just don't care ♪

586
00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:21,329
♪ And if I got your vote
for President ♪

587
00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:23,287
♪ Let me hear you say,
"Oh, yeah!" ♪

588
00:24:23,287 --> 00:24:24,767
♪ Oh, yeah!

589
00:24:26,290 --> 00:24:28,945
Shake that ass, Grandma!

590
00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:33,689
Let me see you bounce!
Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!

591
00:24:33,689 --> 00:24:36,170
Yeah, we got a couple
of freaks over there.

592
00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:38,651
♪ Oh, baby, hot!

593
00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:43,482
Let me see you shake!
Shake! Shake! Shake!

594
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,831
Crip walk!

595
00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:47,094
♪ Day-o, day-o, day-o

596
00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:49,009
The roof!

597
00:24:49,009 --> 00:24:50,271
The roof!

598
00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:52,708
The roof is on fire!

599
00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:57,278
The roof is on fire!

600
00:24:57,278 --> 00:24:59,628
No-no! No, no, no!

601
00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:01,543
No, no, it's a saying.

602
00:25:03,284 --> 00:25:05,242
It's just a saying.
Come back.

603
00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:09,725
You turned the party out.

604
00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:12,032
I've never seen
anything like that.

605
00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:13,294
Great party.

606
00:25:13,294 --> 00:25:14,513
Too bad about
the fire.

607
00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:17,603
So, where you off to now?

608
00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:18,995
Uh, I'm not even sure.

609
00:25:18,995 --> 00:25:21,128
I mean, we start
campaigning tomorrow.

610
00:25:21,128 --> 00:25:23,565
We're going to be
all over the country.

611
00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:24,958
You need a ride home?

612
00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:26,742
Oh, no.
I still have to clean up.

613
00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:28,701
I don't know how long
that's going to take me.

614
00:25:28,701 --> 00:25:30,050
Well, I could wait.

615
00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:32,052
Are you sure?
I mean, you know,

616
00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:33,532
I could send a car
to pick you up.

617
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,534
No, thanks,
but I-I got to go.

618
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,536
It was good
seeing you again.

619
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,363
You, too, buddy, ol' pal.

620
00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:43,019
Can I get a good night kiss?

621
00:25:43,019 --> 00:25:44,238
No!

622
00:25:44,238 --> 00:25:45,413
Lisa!"No!"

623
00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:46,588
I'm coming!

624
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:47,850
She's coming!

625
00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:49,635
Hurry up! Hurry! Look, I got to go.

626
00:25:49,635 --> 00:25:52,768
Good luck, and... call me,
if you get a chance.

627
00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:53,900
Okay?

628
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,771
Didn't you see me talking?

629
00:25:55,771 --> 00:25:57,077
Mays!

630
00:25:57,077 --> 00:25:58,905
What kind of display
was that?

631
00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:01,690
Well, I was just trying
to get the party started.

632
00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:03,474
If the party needs
to get started,

633
00:26:03,474 --> 00:26:04,737
I'll handle it.

634
00:26:04,737 --> 00:26:06,477
Just do what
we say, Mays.

635
00:26:06,477 --> 00:26:08,610
I don't think
everybody appreciated

636
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:10,220
what you did
in there!

637
00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:12,005
We really had
a great time!

638
00:26:12,005 --> 00:26:13,963
It was off the hizzle
for shizzle.

639
00:26:13,963 --> 00:26:15,225
Look...

640
00:26:15,225 --> 00:26:16,662
Well, they liked it.

641
00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:17,924
No, I-I don't care
what they liked. I...

642
00:26:17,924 --> 00:26:19,273
But they liked it.

643
00:26:19,273 --> 00:26:21,492
Oh, Mays, darling!
Mmm, mmm...

644
00:26:23,712 --> 00:26:25,018
Darling, are
you done yet?

645
00:26:25,018 --> 00:26:27,890
No? If not, it's okay.
I can wait.

646
00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:29,413
But if we hurry,

647
00:26:29,413 --> 00:26:31,328
we'll be able to get
a table at Jezebel's.

648
00:26:31,328 --> 00:26:33,287
Oh. Good evening.

649
00:26:33,287 --> 00:26:34,680
We're getting married.

650
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,595
Oh, I'm exhausted.

651
00:26:37,857 --> 00:26:39,728
You know what
I can't decide?

652
00:26:39,728 --> 00:26:42,035
I can't decide whether
we should have a DJ or a band.

653
00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:43,863
DJ, band, DJ, band,
DJ, band...

654
00:26:43,863 --> 00:26:45,778
Security!

655
00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:05,275
Thank you for inviting me
to the land of milk and honey.

656
00:27:05,275 --> 00:27:06,929
It's you people,

657
00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:09,062
the dairy people,
people that make eggs,

658
00:27:09,062 --> 00:27:11,064
milk, cheese

659
00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:14,284
butter, bacon,
that make the country great.

660
00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:18,201
Milk makes the body good,
and you make the country good.

661
00:27:20,421 --> 00:27:24,904
Thank you for inviting me
to Memphis, Tennessee.

662
00:27:24,904 --> 00:27:27,776
It's people like you,
the church people,

663
00:27:27,776 --> 00:27:30,257
who are the backbone
and the spirit

664
00:27:30,257 --> 00:27:32,259
of this great land of ours.

665
00:27:33,564 --> 00:27:37,046
I love the Lord,
and I love the King--

666
00:27:37,046 --> 00:27:38,308
Elvis Presley.

667
00:27:41,268 --> 00:27:43,749
I want to thank you
for inviting me

668
00:27:43,749 --> 00:27:45,359
to the Lone Star State.

669
00:27:47,578 --> 00:27:48,928
Home of the Cowboys!

670
00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:51,234
How 'bout the Cowboys?

671
00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:54,281
It's people like you,

672
00:27:54,281 --> 00:27:57,893
the ranchers, who are
the backbone of this country.

673
00:27:59,329 --> 00:28:04,030
And before I go,
I got one more thing to say:

674
00:28:04,030 --> 00:28:07,468
♪ The stars at night
are big and bright ♪

675
00:28:08,948 --> 00:28:10,993
♪ Deep in the heart of Texas.

676
00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:16,564
Hey, well, it's not bad.

677
00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:18,435
Martin, am I going to get
another speech anytime soon?

678
00:28:18,435 --> 00:28:20,481
Why, Mays, what's the matter
with this speech?

679
00:28:20,481 --> 00:28:22,135
I don't know. It just seems
like maybe I should be talking

680
00:28:22,135 --> 00:28:23,614
about something
a little more relevant.

681
00:28:23,614 --> 00:28:24,964
Relevant?

682
00:28:24,964 --> 00:28:26,705
Yeah. I mean,
people are cheering,

683
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,489
but they would cheer if I read
the recipe for cornbread.

684
00:28:28,489 --> 00:28:29,751
I mean, it's not like
it's working.

685
00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,144
I'm only one point up
in the polls.

686
00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:32,711
Oh, don't worry
about the polls, Mays.

687
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,408
They're just a sampling.
Polls change.

688
00:28:34,408 --> 00:28:36,540
Don't get ahead
of yourself, Mays.

689
00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:37,803
We're here to help you.

690
00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:39,326
Besides, the people
really like you.

691
00:28:39,326 --> 00:28:41,154
Cheer up. We're going to be
in Chicago in a few days.

692
00:28:41,154 --> 00:28:42,808
You got a brother
in Chicago, don't you?

693
00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:44,940
That's when the people find out
what you're all about.

694
00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:47,377
Yeah, but I don't even know
what I'm all about.

695
00:28:47,377 --> 00:28:49,728
♪ He's a hero, he's a hero

696
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,294
♪ Of the corn folk

697
00:28:51,294 --> 00:28:54,036
♪ Strutting to
the Promised Land... ♪

698
00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:55,908
In the latest polls,

699
00:28:55,908 --> 00:28:58,519
Mays Gilliam is up
just one point to ten percent,

700
00:28:58,519 --> 00:29:02,349
while Vice President Brian Lewis
still holds a commanding 84 %.

701
00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:04,699
Six percent are undecided,
saying they don't know

702
00:29:04,699 --> 00:29:07,702
who they're voting for--
they just know it's not Gilliam.

703
00:29:07,702 --> 00:29:10,139
Mays, when you get out there,
listen to the crowd.

704
00:29:10,139 --> 00:29:11,401
Talk to them.

705
00:29:11,401 --> 00:29:12,707
I mean, make it look like

706
00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:14,187
you believe
in what you're saying.

707
00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:15,797
Okay.

708
00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:17,930
I know we haven't exactly
always seen eye to eye,

709
00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:19,409
but this, Mays,
is very important.

710
00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:20,802
I can't stress that enough.

711
00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:22,412
Alderman Gilliam?

712
00:29:22,412 --> 00:29:24,893
There's a Mitch
Gilliam outside.

713
00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:26,721
He says he's
your brother.

714
00:29:26,721 --> 00:29:28,244
Mitch?
Send him in.

715
00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:31,378
Tonight, America is going to get

716
00:29:31,378 --> 00:29:33,162
its first impressions
of Mays Gilliam.

717
00:29:33,162 --> 00:29:35,295
You know what they say
about first impressions.

718
00:29:37,297 --> 00:29:38,646
Oh! Oh...

719
00:29:38,646 --> 00:29:39,734
Look at my little
brother, man!

720
00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:41,388
Man, I thought you said

721
00:29:41,388 --> 00:29:42,824
you were going to call me
when you got into town!

722
00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:44,173
I was trying to call you, man,

723
00:29:44,173 --> 00:29:45,696
but I've been doing press
all day.

724
00:29:45,696 --> 00:29:48,525
My little brother
running for President.

725
00:29:48,525 --> 00:29:50,310
Let me introduce you
to Martin Geller,

726
00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:51,572
Debra Lassiter.

727
00:29:51,572 --> 00:29:53,313
What's happening
with you, baby?

728
00:29:53,313 --> 00:29:55,228
Thank you for what you're
doing for my brother.

729
00:29:55,228 --> 00:29:56,707
Appreciate it.

730
00:29:56,707 --> 00:29:57,970
And how about you, thriller?

731
00:29:57,970 --> 00:29:59,536
What's going on? Nice to meet you.

732
00:29:59,536 --> 00:30:00,842
And what do you do
for a living?

733
00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:02,757
Well, um...
I'm a bail bondsman.

734
00:30:02,757 --> 00:30:04,759
I got an office
on the South Side.

735
00:30:04,759 --> 00:30:06,413
Bail bondsman.

736
00:30:06,413 --> 00:30:08,894
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

737
00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:11,157
Wow. A bail bondsman.

738
00:30:11,157 --> 00:30:12,419
Well, that...

739
00:30:12,419 --> 00:30:13,681
that's...

740
00:30:13,681 --> 00:30:15,030
How's business?

741
00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:16,292
I'll tell you
how business is.

742
00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:17,946
Business is great.

743
00:30:17,946 --> 00:30:19,861
Thank God for crime.

744
00:30:22,472 --> 00:30:23,734
Thank God for crime.

745
00:30:23,734 --> 00:30:26,128
Could y... could y'all
give us a minute?

746
00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:27,521
Five.

747
00:30:27,521 --> 00:30:30,263
Yeah...

748
00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:31,612
Nice. Real nice.

749
00:30:31,612 --> 00:30:32,918
Look at you, man!

750
00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:34,484
I see you all on the
shows, politicking.

751
00:30:34,484 --> 00:30:35,790
Come on over here.

752
00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:37,705
Like the way your
campaign going?

753
00:30:37,705 --> 00:30:39,925
Look at this.

754
00:30:39,925 --> 00:30:42,014
Let me ask you something,
little brother.

755
00:30:42,014 --> 00:30:43,711
When they gonna let you speak?

756
00:30:43,711 --> 00:30:45,147
I've been talking all day, man.

757
00:30:45,147 --> 00:30:46,757
I was talking to the press
this morning.

758
00:30:46,757 --> 00:30:48,063
You been talking,
but I'm saying

759
00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:50,152
when they gonna let you
speak your mind?

760
00:30:50,152 --> 00:30:51,414
This ain't you.
You going to say this shit?

761
00:30:51,414 --> 00:30:52,763
This shit is booty.

762
00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:55,331
You go out there
and say this if you want to,

763
00:30:55,331 --> 00:30:57,551
watch sandman
come sweep your butt offstage.

764
00:30:57,551 --> 00:30:58,813
Look at this.
You got a poster:

765
00:30:58,813 --> 00:31:00,423
"Mays"-- who they talking about?
Willie?

766
00:31:00,423 --> 00:31:03,035
Let me tell you
something, Mays.

767
00:31:03,035 --> 00:31:04,427
These are everyday common folk,

768
00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:06,125
working people out there.

769
00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:08,779
These are laborers,
construction workers, nurses.

770
00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:11,347
You play the game
when you working for them.

771
00:31:11,347 --> 00:31:12,609
This is your campaign.

772
00:31:12,609 --> 00:31:14,176
You're supposed to be in charge.

773
00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:18,485
It's time, Mays.

774
00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:20,617
I got to go.

775
00:31:23,142 --> 00:31:24,404
I love you, man,

776
00:31:24,404 --> 00:31:26,667
and I'm with you
no matter what.

777
00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:28,016
Okay?

778
00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:29,322
Go get 'em.

779
00:31:29,322 --> 00:31:30,584
I'll see you out
there, all right?

780
00:31:30,584 --> 00:31:31,846
All right.

781
00:31:31,846 --> 00:31:34,457
Hey, Mays... speak.

782
00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:41,812
Chicago, please welcome
your next President,

783
00:31:41,812 --> 00:31:44,598
Alderman Mays Gilliam!

784
00:32:03,660 --> 00:32:05,358
What the hell is he doing?

785
00:32:09,971 --> 00:32:14,106
You know, they had a speech
written for me...

786
00:32:14,106 --> 00:32:15,977
about what the people need,

787
00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:18,153
but you guys are the people.

788
00:32:19,415 --> 00:32:21,852
You know what you need.

789
00:32:21,852 --> 00:32:23,593
Yes, sir!

790
00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:24,943
Better jobs.

791
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,205
Oh, yeah.

792
00:32:26,205 --> 00:32:27,597
Right on!

793
00:32:27,597 --> 00:32:29,121
Tell it!

794
00:32:29,121 --> 00:32:33,429
How many of you, right now,
work two jobs

795
00:32:33,429 --> 00:32:37,564
just to have enough money
to be broke?

796
00:32:37,564 --> 00:32:39,044
That ain't right.

797
00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,262
Sounds like
my brother-in-law!

798
00:32:40,262 --> 00:32:42,177
If you work two jobs,

799
00:32:42,177 --> 00:32:44,179
and at the end of the week,

800
00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:46,965
you got just enough money
to get your broke butt home,

801
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:50,142
let me hear you say,
"That ain't right!"

802
00:32:50,142 --> 00:32:52,622
That ain't right!

803
00:32:52,622 --> 00:32:54,537
How many of you

804
00:32:54,537 --> 00:32:57,366
have children
that they call stupid?

805
00:32:57,366 --> 00:32:58,628
Don't be ashamed!

806
00:32:58,628 --> 00:33:00,239
It ain't your fault.

807
00:33:00,239 --> 00:33:02,981
I asked my niece the other day,
"What's four plus four?"

808
00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:04,460
She said, "44."

809
00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:06,027
But that ain't
her fault!

810
00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:07,855
That's the school's fault.

811
00:33:07,855 --> 00:33:12,207
Now, if your child's school
has old-ass books

812
00:33:12,207 --> 00:33:14,035
and brand-new metal detectors,

813
00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:16,124
let me hear you say,
"That ain't right!"

814
00:33:16,124 --> 00:33:18,039
That ain't right! That ain't right!

815
00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:20,346
It ain't right! And now we got

816
00:33:20,346 --> 00:33:24,611
these corporations
stealing all the money.

817
00:33:24,611 --> 00:33:27,483
They ain't stealing their money.
They stealing our money!

818
00:33:27,483 --> 00:33:28,702
The pension.

819
00:33:28,702 --> 00:33:30,617
You work
for 35 years.

820
00:33:30,617 --> 00:33:33,315
You thought you was gonna
leave your kids a will,

821
00:33:33,315 --> 00:33:35,013
now you gonna leave 'em a won't!

822
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,798
You show up
to get your pension,

823
00:33:37,798 --> 00:33:39,060
they give you a pen!

824
00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:40,627
Give you a damn pen!

825
00:33:40,627 --> 00:33:43,369
Now what the hell
am I supposed to do with a pen?

826
00:33:43,369 --> 00:33:47,068
I should just stab you in the neck with this pen,
Mr. Pension Taker.

827
00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:49,114
Get your hand
out of my pocket!

828
00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:52,813
Taking everybody's pension
and nobody going to jail.

829
00:33:52,813 --> 00:33:55,294
That'’s some bullshit, man.
That'’s some bullshit.

830
00:33:55,294 --> 00:33:59,037
Meanwhile you or I,
we steal a Big Mac with cheese,

831
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:01,082
next thing you know
we'’re on death row.

832
00:34:06,305 --> 00:34:11,353
How many of you work in a city
you can't afford to live in?

833
00:34:11,353 --> 00:34:12,789
That ain't right!

834
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,662
How many of you

835
00:34:15,662 --> 00:34:17,272
work in a mall that
you can't afford to shop in?

836
00:34:17,272 --> 00:34:18,578
That ain't right!

837
00:34:18,578 --> 00:34:21,363
How many of you clean up a hotel

838
00:34:21,363 --> 00:34:24,627
you ain't never gonna be able
to stay in?

839
00:34:24,627 --> 00:34:26,194
That ain't right!

840
00:34:26,194 --> 00:34:28,501
That ain't right!
That ain't right!

841
00:34:30,242 --> 00:34:32,461
And we got nurses
that work in hospitals

842
00:34:32,461 --> 00:34:34,463
that they can't even afford
to get sick in.

843
00:34:34,463 --> 00:34:35,986
That ain't right!

844
00:34:35,986 --> 00:34:37,249
It ain't right!

845
00:34:37,249 --> 00:34:40,513
It ain't right!
It ain't right!

846
00:34:40,513 --> 00:34:42,210
It isn't right!

847
00:34:43,951 --> 00:34:47,346
That shit is wrong.

848
00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:50,523
It's dead wrong!

849
00:34:54,614 --> 00:34:56,442
I'm Mays Gilliam,

850
00:34:56,442 --> 00:35:00,185
and I'm running for President
of the United States of America.

851
00:35:00,185 --> 00:35:02,883
That ain't right!

852
00:35:05,015 --> 00:35:08,976
That ain't right!
That ain't right!

853
00:35:08,976 --> 00:35:10,238
No questions.

854
00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:11,674
Sorry.

855
00:35:11,674 --> 00:35:13,763
Where's Mitch? Mays! Mays! Mays!

856
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,462
You go to work.

857
00:35:16,462 --> 00:35:17,811
Handle your business.

858
00:35:17,811 --> 00:35:19,421
If you need me,
you call me, hear?

859
00:35:19,421 --> 00:35:20,857
I'm gonna call you.

860
00:35:20,857 --> 00:35:22,250
Get that camera
out of my face.

861
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:23,643
Are you insane?

862
00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:25,035
You can't just go out
in front of 5,000 people

863
00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:27,516
and just talk!
And you said "shit."

864
00:35:27,516 --> 00:35:29,344
Presidential candidates
do not say "shit."

865
00:35:29,344 --> 00:35:30,954
You show me a grown man
that'’s never said "shit"

866
00:35:30,954 --> 00:35:32,956
and I'’ll show you somebody
that'’s full of shit.

867
00:35:32,956 --> 00:35:34,219
Debra, hold on.

868
00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:35,785
What you just did,

869
00:35:35,785 --> 00:35:37,483
...that was great.

870
00:35:37,483 --> 00:35:38,875
Maybe you're right--
maybe we could tailor

871
00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:40,094
the speeches
more to you.

872
00:35:40,094 --> 00:35:41,400
My speeches?

873
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,792
Come on, did you hear them?!

874
00:35:42,792 --> 00:35:44,751
Guys, if this thing
is gonna work,

875
00:35:44,751 --> 00:35:46,056
then it's got to fit me.

876
00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:47,406
It's got to be
my campaign, okay?

877
00:35:47,406 --> 00:35:48,668
This is not
your campaign.

878
00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:50,278
You will do what
I tell you to,

879
00:35:50,278 --> 00:35:52,106
or you'll be back in D.C.
on your damn bicycle.

880
00:35:52,106 --> 00:35:54,543
Hey, I'm the one that's running
for President here.

881
00:35:54,543 --> 00:35:56,676
Now, if we're gonna run
this campaign,

882
00:35:56,676 --> 00:35:58,286
it's gotta go my way.Mays...

883
00:35:58,286 --> 00:35:59,679
We're gonna do it
the way I want it done.

884
00:35:59,679 --> 00:36:01,071
Now hold on.

885
00:36:01,071 --> 00:36:02,769
I-I don't know if that's
such a good idea.

886
00:36:02,769 --> 00:36:05,685
Hey, if you don't know,
you better ask somebody.

887
00:36:07,339 --> 00:36:09,993
♪ What they don't know is,
the bull, the drama ♪

888
00:36:09,993 --> 00:36:12,953
♪ The ..., the armor, the city,
the farmer, the babies ♪

889
00:36:12,953 --> 00:36:14,824
♪ The mama, what?

890
00:36:14,824 --> 00:36:17,000
♪ The projects, the drugs,
the children, the thugs ♪

891
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,525
♪ The tears, the hugs,
the love, the slugs... ♪

892
00:36:19,525 --> 00:36:21,048
After a slow start,

893
00:36:21,048 --> 00:36:22,919
Mays Gilliam has made
some dramatic changes

894
00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:24,660
in his presidential campaign.

895
00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:27,533
♪ They don't know ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da

896
00:36:27,533 --> 00:36:30,623
♪ Who we be ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da

897
00:36:30,623 --> 00:36:33,016
♪ They don't know ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da

898
00:36:33,016 --> 00:36:34,366
♪ Who we be...

899
00:36:34,366 --> 00:36:36,324
Hi. I'm Mays Gilliam,

900
00:36:36,324 --> 00:36:39,588
candidate for President
of the United States.

901
00:36:39,588 --> 00:36:42,200
This is my new headquarters.

902
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,506
The individuals
you see before you

903
00:36:44,506 --> 00:36:46,552
will help me guide my campaign.

904
00:36:46,552 --> 00:36:48,423
These are my people.

905
00:36:48,423 --> 00:36:50,773
♪ They don't know ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da...

906
00:36:50,773 --> 00:36:54,995
Mays Gilliam is turning
the establishment on its ear

907
00:36:54,995 --> 00:36:56,953
with his new controversial
campaign ads.

908
00:36:56,953 --> 00:36:59,739
♪ Who we be ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da

909
00:36:59,739 --> 00:37:02,045
♪ They don't know ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da...

910
00:37:02,045 --> 00:37:06,876
If you love America, vote
Mays Gilliam for President.

911
00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:09,401
Paid for by Citizens
for Mays Gilliam.

912
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:25,591
The part of Mays Gilliam's
Security Director

913
00:37:25,591 --> 00:37:30,117
will now be played
by Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad.

914
00:37:30,117 --> 00:37:32,728
Child care is one
of the most important issues

915
00:37:32,728 --> 00:37:34,426
facing this country today.

916
00:37:34,426 --> 00:37:37,429
The working mother has to take
her child to a nanny.

917
00:37:37,429 --> 00:37:40,301
The nanny has to take her child
to a baby-sitter.

918
00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:43,261
The baby-sitter has to take
her child to day care.

919
00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,915
Now on the count of three,
I want everybody

920
00:37:45,915 --> 00:37:48,091
to take care
of their own damn kids!

921
00:37:48,091 --> 00:37:50,790
Whose baby is this?
Whose baby is it?

922
00:37:50,790 --> 00:37:52,400
It ain't mine.

923
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,795
Gay people want what
every other American wants:

924
00:37:55,795 --> 00:37:57,449
A good house, a good job!

925
00:37:57,449 --> 00:38:00,887
I believe in gay rights
because when I see gay people,

926
00:38:00,887 --> 00:38:02,628
all I'm seeing are people,

927
00:38:02,628 --> 00:38:04,804
normal people
like every other American.

928
00:38:11,245 --> 00:38:13,900
Thank you, thank you
for inviting me

929
00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:15,423
to the Player's Ball!

930
00:38:18,948 --> 00:38:20,776
Now, America needs
to change its ways.

931
00:38:20,776 --> 00:38:22,996
I promise,
if I'm your President,

932
00:38:22,996 --> 00:38:25,085
I will take care of everybody:

933
00:38:25,085 --> 00:38:29,785
big business and small business,
show business and ho business.

934
00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:43,756
Hello, Debra.

935
00:38:43,756 --> 00:38:47,150
Bill, I am in Detroit
at a Player's Ball

936
00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:48,804
with pimps and whores.

937
00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:50,545
Excuse me-- "hoes"!

938
00:38:50,545 --> 00:38:52,330
But, listen, I can't do this.

939
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:53,592
You got to get me out of here.

940
00:38:53,592 --> 00:38:54,854
I can't control him!

941
00:38:54,854 --> 00:38:56,334
He won't listen to me!

942
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,161
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, Debra.

943
00:38:58,161 --> 00:39:00,425
No, no, no, I-I need you out
there, and this is going great.

944
00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:01,687
But...

945
00:39:01,687 --> 00:39:03,819
Now, look, look,
this is what we wanted.

946
00:39:03,819 --> 00:39:05,821
I love this guy.
"That ain't right!"

947
00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:08,215
He really thinks
he can make a difference.

948
00:39:08,215 --> 00:39:09,521
Bill...?

949
00:39:09,521 --> 00:39:10,957
Yeah, look, Debra,
stop worrying.

950
00:39:10,957 --> 00:39:12,567
This will work out fine. Bye.

951
00:39:12,567 --> 00:39:15,265
Don't I know you?

952
00:39:15,265 --> 00:39:17,529
No!

953
00:39:25,624 --> 00:39:29,279
♪ He feels good,
things are going his way ♪

954
00:39:29,279 --> 00:39:33,675
♪ He just might be
the President someday... ♪

955
00:39:42,162 --> 00:39:43,511
What do you think
about the band?

956
00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:44,773
I love the band.

957
00:40:08,188 --> 00:40:10,364
Mays, darling?

958
00:40:10,364 --> 00:40:12,758
I've been thinking.
I want a small wedding,

959
00:40:12,758 --> 00:40:14,324
but I think I want
150, maybe 200 people.

960
00:40:14,324 --> 00:40:15,587
And I know
I've always said

961
00:40:15,587 --> 00:40:16,892
I wanted a wedding
in a church,

962
00:40:16,892 --> 00:40:18,154
but lately,
I've been thinking

963
00:40:18,154 --> 00:40:19,417
about the
Botanical Gardens.

964
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,070
We could do it
by the tulips.

965
00:40:21,070 --> 00:40:22,594
Oh, it'll be
beautiful, Mays.

966
00:40:22,594 --> 00:40:25,161
Security!

967
00:40:38,044 --> 00:40:40,176
Who the hell is Mays Gilliam?

968
00:40:40,176 --> 00:40:42,352
He's running
against you, sir.

969
00:40:42,352 --> 00:40:45,312
What happened to, uh, Gaines?

970
00:40:45,312 --> 00:40:46,618
He died in a plane crash.

971
00:40:46,618 --> 00:40:47,880
Get out of here!

972
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,359
Gaines is dead?

973
00:40:49,359 --> 00:40:51,274
Don't you remember?
It was on the news.

974
00:40:51,274 --> 00:40:53,363
Not my news.

975
00:40:53,363 --> 00:40:56,976
This fella Gilliam
is an alderman from D.C.

976
00:40:56,976 --> 00:40:59,587
He took Gaines' place, sir.

977
00:40:59,587 --> 00:41:01,197
I'm running against this guy?

978
00:41:01,197 --> 00:41:02,503
Yes, sir.

979
00:41:02,503 --> 00:41:03,809
Well...

980
00:41:03,809 --> 00:41:05,071
This is some bullshit.

981
00:41:05,071 --> 00:41:06,899
This is my time.

982
00:41:06,899 --> 00:41:09,902
I've been Vice President
for eight years.

983
00:41:09,902 --> 00:41:13,122
I am a war hero,
and I am Sharon Stone's cousin!

984
00:41:13,122 --> 00:41:15,516
And I'’ll be damned
if I'’m going to let

985
00:41:15,516 --> 00:41:17,475
my election be ruined
by this asshole!

986
00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:20,390
I want this guy done.

987
00:41:20,390 --> 00:41:22,262
You hear me?
Finish him!

988
00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:26,309
He will be destroyed, sir,
as you wish.

989
00:41:26,309 --> 00:41:28,834
This is the White House
without Mays Gilliam.

990
00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:30,575
Peaceful, isn't it?

991
00:41:30,575 --> 00:41:32,620
Now, this is the White House
if Gilliam is elected.

992
00:41:41,324 --> 00:41:44,545
Let's keep Mays Gilliam
out of the White House.

993
00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:46,068
Vote Brian Lewis for President.

994
00:41:46,068 --> 00:41:47,766
It's your last chance.

995
00:41:48,984 --> 00:41:50,856
How do you want
to handle this?

996
00:41:50,856 --> 00:41:53,249
Well, I don't want
to go negative.

997
00:41:53,249 --> 00:41:54,816
Mays!

998
00:41:54,816 --> 00:41:56,644
Hold on, nobody wants
to hear that.

999
00:41:56,644 --> 00:41:59,081
I want people to vote for me,
not against Lewis.

1000
00:41:59,081 --> 00:42:01,475
Well, people don't know
what they want to hear.

1001
00:42:01,475 --> 00:42:03,085
Mays, we have
to respond.

1002
00:42:03,085 --> 00:42:05,435
I think we go with something
measured, accurate.

1003
00:42:05,435 --> 00:42:06,872
Let's call him on his record!

1004
00:42:06,872 --> 00:42:09,091
You can't challenge Lewis
on his record

1005
00:42:09,091 --> 00:42:10,876
when Mays doesn't have one.How about a massage?

1006
00:42:12,921 --> 00:42:15,881
Ladies and gentlemen,

1007
00:42:15,881 --> 00:42:19,362
please welcome presidential
candidate Mays Gilliam!

1008
00:42:26,413 --> 00:42:27,893
Yeah!

1009
00:42:29,155 --> 00:42:30,156
Mays Gilliam, everybody!

1010
00:42:30,156 --> 00:42:31,679
Thank you! Thank you!

1011
00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:34,116
This is conservative talk 520.

1012
00:42:34,116 --> 00:42:35,640
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1013
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,120
Negative ads.
Lewis is up, Gilliam is down.

1014
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,427
I think it's great!
You know, bottom line,

1015
00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:42,472
I don't think
I'd want Gilliam and his homeys

1016
00:42:42,472 --> 00:42:44,170
to be in the White House.

1017
00:42:44,170 --> 00:42:46,651
Thank you! Thank you!

1018
00:42:46,651 --> 00:42:48,914
People are saying these ads
are dirty politics.

1019
00:42:48,914 --> 00:42:50,655
I say give me a small break!

1020
00:42:50,655 --> 00:42:52,526
I mean, we're not talking about
running a... a rib shack,

1021
00:42:52,526 --> 00:42:53,875
we're talking about
running a country!

1022
00:42:53,875 --> 00:42:55,834
He's running for President,

1023
00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:57,531
and every vote counts.

1024
00:42:57,531 --> 00:42:59,011
Ladies and gentlemen,

1025
00:42:59,011 --> 00:43:00,447
Mays Gilliam!

1026
00:43:00,447 --> 00:43:02,144
Mays! Mays! Mays!

1027
00:43:02,144 --> 00:43:03,624
And, you know,
if these ads are so bad,

1028
00:43:03,624 --> 00:43:05,147
why hasn't Gilliam
said anything? Caller...

1029
00:43:05,147 --> 00:43:07,280
Howard Stern rocks!

1030
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,108
You're on with Big Dave.

1031
00:43:09,108 --> 00:43:11,197
The reason Gilliam
hasn't responded,

1032
00:43:11,197 --> 00:43:13,852
is because he has
too much integrity.

1033
00:43:20,772 --> 00:43:23,731
Hey, Mays,
we just got endorsements

1034
00:43:23,731 --> 00:43:27,213
from Raekwon the Chef
and Ghost Face Killa.

1035
00:43:27,213 --> 00:43:28,475
Is this good?

1036
00:43:28,475 --> 00:43:29,694
It's great.

1037
00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:34,263
Where are we
on this running mate thing?

1038
00:43:34,263 --> 00:43:35,569
I've been making calls.

1039
00:43:35,569 --> 00:43:37,223
Nobody wants to
run with you.

1040
00:43:37,223 --> 00:43:38,485
Well, who'd you call?

1041
00:43:38,485 --> 00:43:41,357
Everybody.

1042
00:43:41,357 --> 00:43:42,794
Did you call Hammer?

1043
00:43:42,794 --> 00:43:46,493
No, I did not
call Hammer.

1044
00:43:47,755 --> 00:43:49,670
Well, then you didn't call
everybody.

1045
00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:52,455
Mr. Gilliam,
can I have your autograph?

1046
00:43:52,455 --> 00:43:54,675
I'll be right back.

1047
00:43:55,937 --> 00:43:57,156
Should we call Hammer?

1048
00:43:57,156 --> 00:43:58,461
No!

1049
00:43:59,811 --> 00:44:02,204
Say "cheese."

1050
00:44:02,204 --> 00:44:05,773
Mays Gilliam did not attend
this year's annual rally

1051
00:44:05,773 --> 00:44:07,993
against cancer.

1052
00:44:07,993 --> 00:44:11,431
Is Mays Gilliam for cancer
or against cancer?

1053
00:44:11,431 --> 00:44:14,608
Mays Gilliam-- he's for cancer.

1054
00:44:14,608 --> 00:44:17,611
Vote Brian Lewis for President.

1055
00:44:17,611 --> 00:44:19,265
It's your last chance.

1056
00:44:23,182 --> 00:44:25,750
No, no, he does not get
away with this crap!

1057
00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,447
Okay, this is what
we're gonna do.

1058
00:44:27,447 --> 00:44:28,666
You ever watch Bugs Bunny?

1059
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,189
Bugs Bunny?

1060
00:44:30,189 --> 00:44:31,756
Him and Elmer Fudd
would fight all the time,

1061
00:44:31,756 --> 00:44:33,148
and Bugs would shoot him
in the face,

1062
00:44:33,148 --> 00:44:34,889
and Bugs would drop a anvil
on his head.

1063
00:44:34,889 --> 00:44:36,369
But you know what made Elmer
really mad?

1064
00:44:36,369 --> 00:44:38,153
When Bugs Bunny kissed him.

1065
00:44:38,153 --> 00:44:40,025
And that's what we gotta do,
we got to kiss this bitch.

1066
00:44:40,025 --> 00:44:42,070
How do you propose we do that? MAYS: Well, watch this.

1067
00:44:42,070 --> 00:44:43,332
Hi, I'’m a Klansman.

1068
00:44:43,332 --> 00:44:45,117
I hate niggers,
Jews and fags.

1069
00:44:45,117 --> 00:44:46,509
But I love Brian Lewis.

1070
00:44:47,946 --> 00:44:49,164
Yo, yo, wassup?

1071
00:44:49,164 --> 00:44:50,426
I'm Osama Bin Laden.

1072
00:44:50,426 --> 00:44:53,038
I hate America,
but I love Brian Lewis.

1073
00:44:53,038 --> 00:44:55,431
Paid for by Osama bin Laden.

1074
00:44:55,431 --> 00:44:58,130
Sharon Stone is a defector.

1075
00:44:58,130 --> 00:45:00,001
That's what Lewis campaign
insiders are saying

1076
00:45:00,001 --> 00:45:02,003
about the Hollywood star
and cousin of Vice President

1077
00:45:02,003 --> 00:45:05,354
Brian Lewis, after Stone's
surprise endorsement

1078
00:45:05,354 --> 00:45:06,747
of Mays Gilliam.

1079
00:45:06,747 --> 00:45:08,488
I don't believe it! I don't...

1080
00:45:08,488 --> 00:45:10,620
Yeah?

1081
00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:13,188
...pundits are calling him
a legitimate contender.

1082
00:45:13,188 --> 00:45:14,581
I know!

1083
00:45:14,581 --> 00:45:16,714
I know.
Did you hear...?

1084
00:45:18,846 --> 00:45:20,152
What are you doing here?

1085
00:45:20,152 --> 00:45:21,719
Gilliam is
over 30 points.

1086
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,808
So that means,
even if he loses,

1087
00:45:23,808 --> 00:45:25,679
he's the front-runner
in 2008.

1088
00:45:25,679 --> 00:45:27,550
Now, in case
you've forgotten,

1089
00:45:27,550 --> 00:45:29,901
I intend to run for
President in 2008,

1090
00:45:29,901 --> 00:45:32,251
and I am not
running against him.

1091
00:45:32,251 --> 00:45:33,687
So this is over.

1092
00:45:33,687 --> 00:45:35,384
Now either you put a stop to it
or I will.

1093
00:45:35,384 --> 00:45:37,691
I came onboard
to run a campaign

1094
00:45:37,691 --> 00:45:39,824
for a man
we didn't expect to win,

1095
00:45:39,824 --> 00:45:41,826
not to sabotage him
so he'd lose.

1096
00:45:41,826 --> 00:45:44,176
Oh, come on, Debra, you're
in this as thick as I am.

1097
00:45:44,176 --> 00:45:45,481
Of course he's supposed to lose!

1098
00:45:45,481 --> 00:45:46,961
That's why we picked him.

1099
00:45:46,961 --> 00:45:49,659
Now, are you with me...
or are you with him?

1100
00:45:49,659 --> 00:45:51,661
I thought you wanted
what was best for the party.

1101
00:45:51,661 --> 00:45:53,272
I'm what's best for the party!

1102
00:45:53,272 --> 00:45:54,839
Oh. What's the matter, Bill?

1103
00:45:54,839 --> 00:45:59,713
Democracy doesn't work for you
when you're not winning?

1104
00:45:59,713 --> 00:46:01,759
I'm with him.

1105
00:46:07,939 --> 00:46:10,985
I'm with him?

1106
00:46:19,689 --> 00:46:21,213
Who are these
people again?

1107
00:46:21,213 --> 00:46:23,345
The Urban Business Board.Okay, we're ready.

1108
00:46:23,345 --> 00:46:24,912
Hey, what are your plans
for Social Security?

1109
00:46:24,912 --> 00:46:26,174
Give it to old people.

1110
00:46:26,174 --> 00:46:27,306
What are your plans
on global warming?

1111
00:46:27,306 --> 00:46:28,394
Global ice tea.

1112
00:46:28,394 --> 00:46:30,135
You the man! You the woman!

1113
00:46:30,135 --> 00:46:32,964
♪ Burn, baby, burn!

1114
00:46:32,964 --> 00:46:34,400
Mays, I want
to introduce you

1115
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,749
to Chester Norris Allen.

1116
00:46:35,749 --> 00:46:37,011
Hey.

1117
00:46:37,011 --> 00:46:38,534
He owns a bottling plant
in D.C.,

1118
00:46:38,534 --> 00:46:40,449
and I spoke to him
about our problem.

1119
00:46:40,449 --> 00:46:42,364
We've got a nice check for you.Sorry, but we can't

1120
00:46:42,364 --> 00:46:43,539
take your money,
'cause you guys

1121
00:46:43,539 --> 00:46:44,540
sell malt liquor
to kids.

1122
00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:46,107
I do no such thing.

1123
00:46:46,107 --> 00:46:47,152
Aw, come on, man.

1124
00:46:47,152 --> 00:46:48,196
It's orange beer

1125
00:46:48,196 --> 00:46:49,241
with a nipple top.

1126
00:46:49,241 --> 00:46:50,459
Now who's that for?

1127
00:46:50,459 --> 00:46:52,244
It's "Crib Malt
Liquor," man!

1128
00:46:52,244 --> 00:46:53,811
He's unbelievable!

1129
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,900
Damn it, Mays.
We need that money.

1130
00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:58,467
Why do you make everything
so difficult?

1131
00:46:58,467 --> 00:47:00,208
It's "Crib Malt Liquor."

1132
00:47:00,208 --> 00:47:01,383
"Crib Malt Liquor"?

1133
00:47:01,383 --> 00:47:03,037
"Just like Mama used to make"?

1134
00:47:03,037 --> 00:47:04,996
Whose mama? Not my mama!

1135
00:47:04,996 --> 00:47:07,389
The situation is getting tense

1136
00:47:07,389 --> 00:47:09,739
with the threat of the bus line
being shut down.

1137
00:47:09,739 --> 00:47:12,742
Now, protestors took their
concerns to transit officials,

1138
00:47:12,742 --> 00:47:15,833
but talks broke down when
the newly-appointed alderman,

1139
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,225
Reginald Shannon,

1140
00:47:17,225 --> 00:47:19,314
was punched in the face
by an angry protester.

1141
00:47:19,314 --> 00:47:21,403
Oil talks resumed...

1142
00:47:21,403 --> 00:47:23,057
Good evening, sir.

1143
00:47:23,057 --> 00:47:24,929
Yeah, what's up, Nikki?

1144
00:47:24,929 --> 00:47:26,887
Well, I noticed
you weren't at the party,

1145
00:47:26,887 --> 00:47:28,671
so I thought...

1146
00:47:28,671 --> 00:47:32,284
if there is anything
you would like for me to do,

1147
00:47:32,284 --> 00:47:33,851
I would be happy to.

1148
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:36,592
Could I ask you something?

1149
00:47:36,592 --> 00:47:40,248
Yes.

1150
00:47:40,248 --> 00:47:44,122
You know, you seem
like a nice girl.

1151
00:47:44,122 --> 00:47:46,472
How'd you get into
this line of work?

1152
00:47:46,472 --> 00:47:49,736
Oh.

1153
00:47:49,736 --> 00:47:52,260
Well... I...

1154
00:47:52,260 --> 00:47:54,393
went to the University
of Nebraska

1155
00:47:54,393 --> 00:47:57,135
where I majored
in theater and communications.

1156
00:47:57,135 --> 00:47:58,701
I did some extra work

1157
00:47:58,701 --> 00:48:00,965
in a couple things
that went straight to video.

1158
00:48:00,965 --> 00:48:02,880
Whoo!

1159
00:48:04,707 --> 00:48:05,839
Okay.

1160
00:48:05,839 --> 00:48:08,276
Can I ask you a question?

1161
00:48:08,276 --> 00:48:09,756
Yeah, sure.

1162
00:48:09,756 --> 00:48:12,541
Since I've been here,
you haven't really given me

1163
00:48:12,541 --> 00:48:14,935
any... assignments.

1164
00:48:14,935 --> 00:48:17,895
I was wondering
if you find me attractive.

1165
00:48:19,984 --> 00:48:23,291
Oh, I...
I think you're...

1166
00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:25,903
I think you're
very attractive.

1167
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:27,208
It's just that...

1168
00:48:27,208 --> 00:48:30,037
I like to get
to know people

1169
00:48:30,037 --> 00:48:31,909
before I get involved.

1170
00:48:33,301 --> 00:48:36,652
I don't mean to be
out of line, sir,

1171
00:48:36,652 --> 00:48:39,394
but, um... are you?

1172
00:48:41,831 --> 00:48:43,485
Am I what?

1173
00:48:43,485 --> 00:48:46,488
Trying to get to know somebody.

1174
00:48:50,536 --> 00:48:51,929
It is late.

1175
00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:53,974
I'm outta here.

1176
00:48:53,974 --> 00:48:55,236
Girl, you need
to take a cab.

1177
00:48:55,236 --> 00:48:56,498
I'll be fine.

1178
00:48:56,498 --> 00:48:57,847
I'm just gonna walk.

1179
00:49:04,115 --> 00:49:07,161
Take a cab!

1180
00:49:07,161 --> 00:49:09,555
I'll be fine.
I'll walk.

1181
00:49:17,128 --> 00:49:18,433
Need a ride?

1182
00:49:24,352 --> 00:49:26,441
So where we going?

1183
00:49:26,441 --> 00:49:28,487
Just thought I'd give
you a little tour.

1184
00:49:33,274 --> 00:49:39,106
♪ I can tell you how I feel
about you night and day ♪

1185
00:49:39,106 --> 00:49:41,456
♪ How I feel about you...

1186
00:49:41,456 --> 00:49:45,025
Now, if you look over there,
it's the Lincoln Memorial.

1187
00:49:46,418 --> 00:49:47,593
Now, Lincoln freed the slaves,

1188
00:49:47,593 --> 00:49:49,247
but before he did it,

1189
00:49:49,247 --> 00:49:51,292
he said, "First, you
gotta build me a statue."

1190
00:49:52,772 --> 00:49:55,993
Now, right there is
the Jefferson Memorial.

1191
00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:58,517
Now, Jefferson had
a black mistress.

1192
00:49:58,517 --> 00:50:00,040
He said, "All men
are created equal,

1193
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,608
but black women
got the nicest ass."

1194
00:50:02,608 --> 00:50:04,958
He said it.

1195
00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:07,569
That's the Treasury.

1196
00:50:07,569 --> 00:50:09,136
Now, if you look real hard
in the window,

1197
00:50:09,136 --> 00:50:10,398
you can see Oprah
counting her money.

1198
00:50:12,139 --> 00:50:14,315
Yep. One and trillion one...

1199
00:50:14,315 --> 00:50:15,577
...one and trillion two...

1200
00:50:15,577 --> 00:50:17,014
Hey, Oprah!

1201
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,885
♪ I can tell you how I feel

1202
00:50:18,885 --> 00:50:22,845
♪ About you night and day...

1203
00:50:22,845 --> 00:50:24,456
I mean, what's it like,

1204
00:50:24,456 --> 00:50:26,458
like, traveling
all over the country

1205
00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:28,373
and-and-and meeting
all those people?

1206
00:50:29,635 --> 00:50:31,376
I like it.
I like traveling.

1207
00:50:31,376 --> 00:50:33,160
I like meeting
the people.

1208
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:34,466
It's just sometimes...

1209
00:50:34,466 --> 00:50:36,903
you don't know if people
like you for you.

1210
00:50:36,903 --> 00:50:38,426
You know what I mean?

1211
00:50:38,426 --> 00:50:41,603
Well, I like you for you.

1212
00:50:41,603 --> 00:50:44,302
And I think you're okay.

1213
00:50:44,302 --> 00:50:45,651
Just okay?
I'm just playing.

1214
00:50:48,915 --> 00:50:51,483
You know, I forgot
how nice D.C. was.

1215
00:50:51,483 --> 00:50:53,006
I mean, I'm always working.

1216
00:50:53,006 --> 00:50:55,487
I never get a chance
to check it out.

1217
00:50:55,487 --> 00:50:57,619
Well, maybe you need
to take advantage

1218
00:50:57,619 --> 00:50:58,968
of what's in front of you.

1219
00:50:58,968 --> 00:51:00,622
I mean, you never know.

1220
00:51:00,622 --> 00:51:03,756
You may look up someday,
and it just might not be there.

1221
00:51:06,498 --> 00:51:07,716
Freeze!

1222
00:51:07,716 --> 00:51:09,153
Oh, God!

1223
00:51:09,153 --> 00:51:10,632
Put your hands up in the air,

1224
00:51:10,632 --> 00:51:12,286
and step away
from Mr. Gilliam!

1225
00:51:12,286 --> 00:51:13,635
It's okay! It's okay!

1226
00:51:13,635 --> 00:51:15,159
What are you doing?!

1227
00:51:15,159 --> 00:51:16,377
What are you doing?

1228
00:51:16,377 --> 00:51:17,987
You can't just go
dashing off

1229
00:51:17,987 --> 00:51:20,555
in the middle of the night
with some damn girl!

1230
00:51:20,555 --> 00:51:22,340
Mays, something's happened.

1231
00:51:22,340 --> 00:51:23,645
We got to pack
and get out of here.

1232
00:51:23,645 --> 00:51:25,125
Right now.

1233
00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:26,648
Will somebody make sure
that she gets home safely?

1234
00:51:26,648 --> 00:51:27,997
Come on.

1235
00:51:27,997 --> 00:51:30,087
We have a plane waiting for us.

1236
00:51:34,352 --> 00:51:35,744
In Florida today,

1237
00:51:35,744 --> 00:51:37,268
guns and explosives
were found

1238
00:51:37,268 --> 00:51:39,008
in a junior high school
student's locker.

1239
00:51:39,008 --> 00:51:40,662
No one was injured
in the incident,

1240
00:51:40,662 --> 00:51:42,577
but with just six weeks
till election day,

1241
00:51:42,577 --> 00:51:45,189
this could be a hot-button issue
for both parties.

1242
00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:47,800
Now, back to the Jay-Z song
already in progress.

1243
00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:50,977
Muhammad, get me a gun

1244
00:51:50,977 --> 00:51:53,545
in case another one of these
kids tries to get crazy.

1245
00:51:53,545 --> 00:51:54,981
This could work
in our favor.

1246
00:51:54,981 --> 00:51:57,244
Florida is a big
Second Amendment state.

1247
00:51:57,244 --> 00:51:58,506
This is serious, Mays.

1248
00:51:58,506 --> 00:51:59,986
This is not
the Player's Ball.

1249
00:51:59,986 --> 00:52:02,031
Now, you can cut into
Lewis' numbers here.

1250
00:52:02,031 --> 00:52:04,425
Just talk about the kids,
not about the guns.

1251
00:52:04,425 --> 00:52:05,905
If I get shot,
everybody's fired.

1252
00:52:05,905 --> 00:52:07,124
Mr. Gilliam!

1253
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:08,473
One question here.

1254
00:52:08,473 --> 00:52:10,127
Alderman Gilliam,
there's been an outcry

1255
00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:11,737
that something needs to be done
about school violence.

1256
00:52:11,737 --> 00:52:13,086
If you get into the White House,

1257
00:52:13,086 --> 00:52:14,914
what do you plan to do
about this?

1258
00:52:14,914 --> 00:52:16,916
Well, I feel that we need
to talk to our kids...

1259
00:52:16,916 --> 00:52:18,613
Because our kids are...

1260
00:52:28,580 --> 00:52:30,625
Excuse me.

1261
00:52:32,497 --> 00:52:34,499
Hello, children.

1262
00:52:34,499 --> 00:52:35,848
Good morning.

1263
00:52:35,848 --> 00:52:37,197
I'm so sorry
this happened.

1264
00:52:37,197 --> 00:52:38,503
All right,
pay attention.

1265
00:52:38,503 --> 00:52:41,462
Bullshit 101.

1266
00:52:41,462 --> 00:52:42,898
Ladies and gentlemen,

1267
00:52:42,898 --> 00:52:45,249
our American children
are hurting today

1268
00:52:45,249 --> 00:52:47,729
and I think we need
to reach out to them

1269
00:52:47,729 --> 00:52:52,038
and give them all a good
old-fashioned American hug.

1270
00:52:52,038 --> 00:52:54,475
Now, America
is the greatest country

1271
00:52:54,475 --> 00:52:55,955
on the face of the earth.

1272
00:52:55,955 --> 00:52:58,697
And I just want to say today,

1273
00:52:58,697 --> 00:53:00,699
God bless America...

1274
00:53:00,699 --> 00:53:02,266
and no place else.

1275
00:53:02,266 --> 00:53:03,571
Thank you.

1276
00:53:03,571 --> 00:53:04,920
Thank you, children.

1277
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,139
No more bombs now.

1278
00:53:06,139 --> 00:53:07,401
And don't use guns.

1279
00:53:07,401 --> 00:53:08,707
Now that went well.

1280
00:53:08,707 --> 00:53:09,969
That was
very touching.

1281
00:53:09,969 --> 00:53:11,188
Kids really like me.

1282
00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:12,450
You were
very genuine.

1283
00:53:12,450 --> 00:53:14,278
They responded.

1284
00:53:14,278 --> 00:53:16,367
I tried to hug a girl and a boy
so I wouldn't seem sexist.

1285
00:53:16,367 --> 00:53:17,629
V.P. Lewis.

1286
00:53:17,629 --> 00:53:19,631
Mr. Vice President.

1287
00:53:19,631 --> 00:53:21,372
Well, welcome to the show,
Alderman Gilliam.

1288
00:53:21,372 --> 00:53:22,982
I'm surprised

1289
00:53:22,982 --> 00:53:25,245
you're not off somewhere
with your little girlfriend.

1290
00:53:25,245 --> 00:53:26,507
How'd you know about her?

1291
00:53:26,507 --> 00:53:27,769
I'm the government, son.

1292
00:53:27,769 --> 00:53:29,206
I know everything.

1293
00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:30,598
Sir, we really should debate.

1294
00:53:32,339 --> 00:53:34,254
Let's get something straight,
Gilliam.

1295
00:53:34,254 --> 00:53:37,170
I don't know you
and I don't like you.

1296
00:53:37,170 --> 00:53:39,694
Party's over, Gilliam.

1297
00:53:39,694 --> 00:53:42,784
I'’m fixing to whup your ass,
you got it?

1298
00:53:47,615 --> 00:53:49,400
Sir, we really should debate!

1299
00:53:50,879 --> 00:53:54,579
God bless America,
and no place else!

1300
00:53:58,452 --> 00:54:01,281
Sir, we just got
this off the uplink.

1301
00:54:01,281 --> 00:54:02,717
What is it?

1302
00:54:02,717 --> 00:54:04,850
It's an off-the-record
comment by Mays Gilliam.

1303
00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:06,112
Bad?

1304
00:54:06,112 --> 00:54:07,505
Yes, sir.

1305
00:54:07,505 --> 00:54:09,550
Good work.

1306
00:54:15,077 --> 00:54:16,078
Oh, oh, it's on.

1307
00:54:16,078 --> 00:54:17,819
You guys, come here.

1308
00:54:17,819 --> 00:54:19,038
Vice President Lewis
was on the scene

1309
00:54:19,038 --> 00:54:20,431
comforting parents
and students.

1310
00:54:20,431 --> 00:54:22,128
Hello, my young Americans.

1311
00:54:22,128 --> 00:54:23,695
The press is in
Lewis' back pocket.

1312
00:54:23,695 --> 00:54:25,087
Good morning, children.

1313
00:54:25,087 --> 00:54:27,089
In this CNB News exclusive

1314
00:54:27,089 --> 00:54:29,657
our cameras caught Gilliam
making what was arguably

1315
00:54:29,657 --> 00:54:31,920
the most controversial statement
of the day.

1316
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:33,270
What?

1317
00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:35,010
What do you expect?
They act like us.

1318
00:54:35,010 --> 00:54:36,534
We're bombing countries
all the time.

1319
00:54:36,534 --> 00:54:38,753
If I was 12,
I'd probably have a gun, too.

1320
00:54:38,753 --> 00:54:40,146
Tell me you didn't say that.

1321
00:54:40,146 --> 00:54:41,713
I didn't know the camera
was on me.

1322
00:54:41,713 --> 00:54:43,628
I was just playing around
with some sound guy.

1323
00:54:43,628 --> 00:54:45,804
You didn't know
the camera was on you?

1324
00:54:45,804 --> 00:54:47,893
You didn't know
the camera was on you?

1325
00:54:47,893 --> 00:54:49,895
Of course the camera's on you!
It's always on you!

1326
00:54:49,895 --> 00:54:52,419
You're running for President! I told you right
from the beginning.

1327
00:54:52,419 --> 00:54:56,684
I don't want to hear another word from you.
This is all your fault.

1328
00:54:56,684 --> 00:54:59,905
Gilliam is now under
investigation by the FBI

1329
00:54:59,905 --> 00:55:03,561
for his involvement with
this man, friend and associate

1330
00:55:03,561 --> 00:55:05,563
and accused drug lord,
Warren Pryor.

1331
00:55:05,563 --> 00:55:07,173
Oh, Lord, we're going to jail.

1332
00:55:07,173 --> 00:55:08,783
We're not going to jail.

1333
00:55:08,783 --> 00:55:11,525
Is it true?

1334
00:55:11,525 --> 00:55:12,570
Hey, what's up, Warren?

1335
00:55:12,570 --> 00:55:14,093
I know him, but I don't

1336
00:55:14,093 --> 00:55:15,921
"drug lord" know him.

1337
00:55:15,921 --> 00:55:18,793
It's just a guy I see around
the way I say, "What's up?" To.

1338
00:55:18,793 --> 00:55:20,317
But I don't know him know him.

1339
00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:21,535
Do you have any
drugs on you?

1340
00:55:21,535 --> 00:55:22,928
You better get them off
right now

1341
00:55:22,928 --> 00:55:24,016
because I'm not going
to jail for you.

1342
00:55:24,016 --> 00:55:25,583
Are you on the pipe?

1343
00:55:27,846 --> 00:55:30,370
♪ Every time you're doing good
trouble just pops up ♪

1344
00:55:30,370 --> 00:55:32,764
♪ He doesn't know what
he's gonna do ♪

1345
00:55:32,764 --> 00:55:34,418
♪ He doesn't know what
he's gonna do ♪

1346
00:55:34,418 --> 00:55:36,681
♪ This is messed up,
this really sucks ♪

1347
00:55:36,681 --> 00:55:39,379
♪ Keep your head up,
it's your best bet ♪

1348
00:55:39,379 --> 00:55:41,642
♪ Let's just hope
the election's not through... ♪

1349
00:55:41,642 --> 00:55:43,644
And I repeat,
if you see Mays Gilliam,

1350
00:55:43,644 --> 00:55:46,517
please do not call
the authorities.

1351
00:55:46,517 --> 00:55:50,042
Just do whatever you can
to make his life a living hell.

1352
00:55:50,042 --> 00:55:51,783
Sir, could you...?No more questions!

1353
00:55:51,783 --> 00:55:55,264
If I say Mays Gilliam,
I'’m gonna bust a cap in his ass.

1354
00:55:55,264 --> 00:55:57,484
Gilliam is done.

1355
00:55:57,484 --> 00:56:00,400
As Big Dave says,
"Waah, waah."

1356
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:04,796
God... What am I
going to do?

1357
00:56:04,796 --> 00:56:06,232
What are you
worried about?

1358
00:56:06,232 --> 00:56:08,365
It's not like your face
is on the side of a bus.

1359
00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:09,627
I mean, I'm the one

1360
00:56:09,627 --> 00:56:11,368
who's going to take a hit
for this.

1361
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:12,673
Why don't we just get me
on the news

1362
00:56:12,673 --> 00:56:14,371
so I can make a statement,
apologize?

1363
00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,155
I mean, that's what the people
want to hear.

1364
00:56:16,155 --> 00:56:17,504
You're probably right.

1365
00:56:17,504 --> 00:56:19,419
Mmm, make a statement
of some kind.

1366
00:56:19,419 --> 00:56:20,899
Try and sound
sincere.

1367
00:56:20,899 --> 00:56:22,596
Just give me a break!

1368
00:56:22,596 --> 00:56:24,163
Do you think you
can just say

1369
00:56:24,163 --> 00:56:27,166
you're sorry and all this
is going to go away?

1370
00:56:27,166 --> 00:56:29,211
Mays, you're running
for President

1371
00:56:29,211 --> 00:56:31,562
of the United States of America.

1372
00:56:33,172 --> 00:56:36,784
Do you have any idea why they
chose you?

1373
00:56:39,918 --> 00:56:41,485
We picked you because
you're the guy that had...

1374
00:56:41,485 --> 00:56:43,182
Shut up!

1375
00:56:47,752 --> 00:56:51,582
You're here to lose, Mays.

1376
00:56:51,582 --> 00:56:54,933
Arnot picked you
so you could lose.

1377
00:56:54,933 --> 00:56:57,022
Come on, Mays, just
think about it.

1378
00:56:57,022 --> 00:56:59,720
If they really had any idea
that they could win this thing,

1379
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:01,026
do you think
they would've chosen

1380
00:57:01,026 --> 00:57:02,897
an ignorant-ass nigger
like you?

1381
00:57:08,947 --> 00:57:10,339
Okay, wait up.

1382
00:57:10,339 --> 00:57:12,429
I know you're not calling me
an ignorant nigger

1383
00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:15,910
and thinking that
you're staying on my bus.

1384
00:57:17,695 --> 00:57:19,174
I am not getting off this bus.

1385
00:57:19,174 --> 00:57:21,176
I mean,
we're in the middle of nowhere.

1386
00:57:21,176 --> 00:57:23,918
So now you need a ride
from an ignorant nigger?

1387
00:57:23,918 --> 00:57:26,007
I am not getting
off this bus.

1388
00:57:26,007 --> 00:57:27,052
Apologize.

1389
00:57:27,052 --> 00:57:28,096
No! Security!

1390
00:57:33,972 --> 00:57:36,453
So you knew about this
all along, huh?

1391
00:57:48,508 --> 00:57:50,510
Mays...

1392
00:57:59,127 --> 00:58:01,086
Is there trouble inside
the Gilliam campaign?

1393
00:58:01,086 --> 00:58:02,957
That's what Washington insiders
want to know

1394
00:58:02,957 --> 00:58:06,657
after Gilliam's chief advisor, Debra Lassiter,

1395
00:58:06,657 --> 00:58:08,572
left the campaign trail.

1396
00:58:08,572 --> 00:58:10,008
Down in the polls,

1397
00:58:10,008 --> 00:58:12,140
Gilliam still
has no running mate.

1398
00:58:12,140 --> 00:58:14,012
Sources say the Teamsters
may endorse Lewis.

1399
00:58:14,012 --> 00:58:15,796
Did Gilliam kill
JonBenet Ramsey?

1400
00:58:15,796 --> 00:58:17,319
The big question:

1401
00:58:17,319 --> 00:58:19,147
Where is Mays Gilliam?

1402
00:58:19,147 --> 00:58:21,280
Where is Mays Gilliam?

1403
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:23,543
I'll tell you where he's at.
He's with his peeps!

1404
00:58:28,330 --> 00:58:29,636
Hello?

1405
00:58:29,636 --> 00:58:31,246
Hey, you up?

1406
00:58:31,246 --> 00:58:33,597
I was hoping you would call.
Where are you? You okay?

1407
00:58:33,597 --> 00:58:37,035
I don't know.
I mean, I guess I'm all right.

1408
00:58:37,035 --> 00:58:39,341
Okay, come on, talk to Mama.

1409
00:58:39,341 --> 00:58:41,735
I don'’t know. It seems like
they'’re trying to get me.

1410
00:58:41,735 --> 00:58:45,522
Everywhere I turn they'’re trying
to put a foot in my ass.

1411
00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:46,827
Well, after what you said,

1412
00:58:46,827 --> 00:58:48,916
you need a foot
put up in your ass.

1413
00:58:48,916 --> 00:58:50,657
I mean, what did you expect?

1414
00:58:50,657 --> 00:58:52,137
They were just going
to make you president?

1415
00:58:52,137 --> 00:58:55,053
It's like they
take a poll for everything I do.

1416
00:58:55,053 --> 00:58:56,794
You ever been to a horse race?

1417
00:58:56,794 --> 00:59:00,493
My dad, he used to take me
all the time when I was little.

1418
00:59:00,493 --> 00:59:04,497
You know, the horses,
they wear blinders.

1419
00:59:04,497 --> 00:59:06,064
They don't even see each other.

1420
00:59:06,064 --> 00:59:08,066
They just run their race.

1421
00:59:08,066 --> 00:59:10,068
So don't worry about Lewis.

1422
00:59:10,068 --> 00:59:12,026
Don't worry about the press.

1423
00:59:12,026 --> 00:59:14,202
Just... run your race.

1424
00:59:14,202 --> 00:59:16,814
Okay, let me ask you something.Okay.

1425
00:59:16,814 --> 00:59:19,033
What are you wearing?

1426
00:59:19,033 --> 00:59:21,340
Oh, now, you know
you need to stop.

1427
00:59:28,390 --> 00:59:31,176
Man, news travels fast.

1428
00:59:31,176 --> 00:59:33,178
Not ten minutes after
you fired me,

1429
00:59:33,178 --> 00:59:35,833
I had two offers for jobs.

1430
00:59:35,833 --> 00:59:38,183
Good offers.What are you doing here?

1431
00:59:38,183 --> 00:59:39,967
I know you got no reason
to trust me,

1432
00:59:39,967 --> 00:59:42,274
but I'm asking you to.

1433
00:59:42,274 --> 00:59:44,798
You've got
five weeks left.

1434
00:59:44,798 --> 00:59:47,279
I know Lassiter is out,
but I think...

1435
00:59:47,279 --> 00:59:51,152
I think I can
help you do this.

1436
00:59:51,152 --> 00:59:53,502
I want to help you.

1437
00:59:53,502 --> 00:59:56,984
And... I'm sorry, Mays.

1438
00:59:56,984 --> 00:59:58,856
I don't know what else to say.

1439
00:59:58,856 --> 01:00:04,296
But... as bad as things look,
I don't think you should quit.

1440
01:00:04,296 --> 01:00:06,341
Who said I was quitting?

1441
01:00:06,341 --> 01:00:08,474
I wish I could quit.

1442
01:00:08,474 --> 01:00:11,042
I wish it was that easy.

1443
01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:12,347
You're lucky.

1444
01:00:12,347 --> 01:00:14,175
You are so lucky.

1445
01:00:14,175 --> 01:00:16,482
You don't know
how good you got it.

1446
01:00:16,482 --> 01:00:18,658
You just represent yourself.

1447
01:00:18,658 --> 01:00:20,355
Me?

1448
01:00:20,355 --> 01:00:23,184
I represent my whole race.

1449
01:00:23,184 --> 01:00:24,925
If I quit,

1450
01:00:24,925 --> 01:00:30,191
there won't be another black
candidate for 50 years.

1451
01:00:30,191 --> 01:00:32,585
All right.

1452
01:00:32,585 --> 01:00:34,848
We can get rid of
the school thing

1453
01:00:34,848 --> 01:00:36,763
with a statement
that'll blow things over

1454
01:00:36,763 --> 01:00:38,896
but we need to pick
a running mate.

1455
01:00:38,896 --> 01:00:40,245
Well, who am I supposed to pick?

1456
01:00:40,245 --> 01:00:41,681
Nobody wants to run with me.

1457
01:00:41,681 --> 01:00:43,727
We need somebody we can trust.

1458
01:00:43,727 --> 01:00:45,729
What...?

1459
01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:47,600
Who do you trust?

1460
01:00:49,950 --> 01:00:51,822
In the midst of his own
Cinderella story,

1461
01:00:51,822 --> 01:00:54,999
presidential candidate
Mays Gilliam is shaking it up.

1462
01:00:54,999 --> 01:00:57,436
He's chosen his brother,
Mitch Gilliam,

1463
01:00:57,436 --> 01:01:00,091
a bail bondsman from Chicago,
as his running mate.

1464
01:01:00,091 --> 01:01:04,138
Political analysts say this may be too little, too late.

1465
01:01:04,138 --> 01:01:05,923
Hi, I'm with
the Pork Commission...

1466
01:01:05,923 --> 01:01:07,185
♪ Yeah, yeah...

1467
01:01:07,185 --> 01:01:08,621
I'm from the Athlete's Foot
Foundat...

1468
01:01:08,621 --> 01:01:11,015
♪ On the train,
on the train... ♪

1469
01:01:11,015 --> 01:01:12,364
What's up?

1470
01:01:12,364 --> 01:01:14,366
Hey, can you get my demo tape
to somebody?

1471
01:01:17,891 --> 01:01:19,632
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ Yeah, yeah

1472
01:01:19,632 --> 01:01:22,374
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

1473
01:01:24,158 --> 01:01:25,594
Are these
your bags, sir?

1474
01:01:25,594 --> 01:01:26,944
Look at my shoes
and look at the bags.

1475
01:01:26,944 --> 01:01:27,945
Shut up and follow me.

1476
01:01:27,945 --> 01:01:30,295
Mays.Mitch.

1477
01:01:30,295 --> 01:01:32,558
Back up, back up,
back up, back up.

1478
01:01:35,953 --> 01:01:37,650
♪ Yeah...

1479
01:01:37,650 --> 01:01:39,434
Mr. Gilliam,
what do you have to say

1480
01:01:39,434 --> 01:01:41,349
about your brother's
recent controversial comments?

1481
01:01:41,349 --> 01:01:42,786
My gosh, lady,

1482
01:01:42,786 --> 01:01:44,265
my brother said
he was sorry.

1483
01:01:44,265 --> 01:01:45,658
I mean, let it go.

1484
01:01:45,658 --> 01:01:47,225
See, that's why
nobody like your ass.

1485
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,185
We got a lot of work to do, man.

1486
01:01:51,185 --> 01:01:52,491
We way behind
in the polls.

1487
01:01:52,491 --> 01:01:53,927
Am I getting paid for this? Oh, yeah.

1488
01:01:53,927 --> 01:01:55,494
Come on,
let's do this.

1489
01:01:55,494 --> 01:01:57,801
Mitch Gilliam, you're running
for the vice presidency

1490
01:01:57,801 --> 01:01:59,019
of the United States of America.
You're a bail bondsman.

1491
01:01:59,019 --> 01:02:00,325
You have
no Washington experience,

1492
01:02:00,325 --> 01:02:01,587
you have
no political experience,

1493
01:02:01,587 --> 01:02:02,806
you have
no political connections.

1494
01:02:02,806 --> 01:02:03,981
How does being
a bail bondsman

1495
01:02:03,981 --> 01:02:05,504
qualify you to be
the Vice President

1496
01:02:05,504 --> 01:02:07,636
of the United States
of America?

1497
01:02:07,636 --> 01:02:09,073
That's right, I am
a bail bondsman.

1498
01:02:09,073 --> 01:02:10,814
People come to me
when they in trouble,

1499
01:02:10,814 --> 01:02:12,467
like the United States.

1500
01:02:12,467 --> 01:02:14,774
We bail people out.
We bail out Mexico,

1501
01:02:14,774 --> 01:02:16,123
we bail out the
savings and loan,

1502
01:02:16,123 --> 01:02:17,516
we bail out the
airline industry.

1503
01:02:17,516 --> 01:02:19,126
Now you ask me, sir,

1504
01:02:19,126 --> 01:02:20,911
what qualify me to
run for Vice President.

1505
01:02:20,911 --> 01:02:22,477
When the country's
in trouble,

1506
01:02:22,477 --> 01:02:23,957
I'll bail 'em out.

1507
01:02:23,957 --> 01:02:25,872
Hold that thought.
We have a caller from Detroit.

1508
01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:27,961
Go ahead, caller.MAN: Hey, Mitch.

1509
01:02:27,961 --> 01:02:30,659
What you looking around for?
It'’s Reggie, mother.

1510
01:02:30,659 --> 01:02:32,661
Where my money at, man? Don'’t call with that bullshit.

1511
01:02:32,661 --> 01:02:34,185
You see I'’m on TV.

1512
01:02:34,185 --> 01:02:35,839
What about NATO?
How do you feel about NATO?

1513
01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:37,014
Should it be...?I never met Nato.

1514
01:02:37,014 --> 01:02:38,667
I don't know
nothing about it.

1515
01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:40,104
I don't talk about people
behind they back.

1516
01:02:40,104 --> 01:02:41,409
NATO is the North Atlantic
Treaty Organization.

1517
01:02:41,409 --> 01:02:42,715
Oh, but you, oh,
you didn't say that.

1518
01:02:42,715 --> 01:02:44,456
I thought you were
talking about...

1519
01:02:44,456 --> 01:02:46,066
I know this guy named Nato.
N-Nato Jacobs, you know.

1520
01:02:46,066 --> 01:02:47,328
But you have to know
these things.

1521
01:02:47,328 --> 01:02:48,590
If you're running
for public office...

1522
01:02:48,590 --> 01:02:49,722
Do you know
Nato Jacobs?

1523
01:02:49,722 --> 01:02:51,071
I know... Do you know Nato Jacobs?

1524
01:02:51,071 --> 01:02:52,812
I know what NATO is.Do you know Nato Jacobs?

1525
01:02:52,812 --> 01:02:54,901
Uh, I'm sorry,
I haven't met the gentleman.

1526
01:02:54,901 --> 01:02:56,598
That's what I said.
Didn't I say that?

1527
01:02:56,598 --> 01:02:58,252
You don't know
nothing about Nato.

1528
01:02:58,252 --> 01:03:00,037
I don't know nothing
about NATO.

1529
01:03:00,037 --> 01:03:01,342
So, why are you
out here today

1530
01:03:01,342 --> 01:03:03,040
since inmates don't have
the right to vote?

1531
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:04,432
Babe, it's not about the vote.

1532
01:03:04,432 --> 01:03:05,782
We're looking out
for the convicts.

1533
01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:07,348
See, we want to make sure, man,

1534
01:03:07,348 --> 01:03:09,176
when they get out,
that they stay out.

1535
01:03:09,176 --> 01:03:11,788
The better the education, they
become more productive citizens.

1536
01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:13,528
That's what my brother and I
are about.

1537
01:03:13,528 --> 01:03:14,834
Mitch! What's up, man?

1538
01:03:14,834 --> 01:03:16,618
Hey, Shorty G.Good to see you, boy!

1539
01:03:16,618 --> 01:03:17,924
Come here.
Hey, hey, hey.

1540
01:03:17,924 --> 01:03:19,926
This is Shorty G.
I arrested his ass.

1541
01:03:19,926 --> 01:03:21,667
I thought you'd gotten
the chair, boy.

1542
01:03:21,667 --> 01:03:23,147
Mr. Gilliam,

1543
01:03:23,147 --> 01:03:24,844
how would you deal
with white-collar crime?

1544
01:03:24,844 --> 01:03:26,324
First of all,
there's no such thing

1545
01:03:26,324 --> 01:03:28,195
as white-collar crime.

1546
01:03:28,195 --> 01:03:30,284
And there's definitely no such
thing as black-on-black crime.

1547
01:03:30,284 --> 01:03:32,025
Crime is crime.

1548
01:03:32,025 --> 01:03:33,374
Let me explain
something to you.

1549
01:03:33,374 --> 01:03:34,680
I don't care if you have

1550
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:36,377
a white collar
or a tank top.

1551
01:03:36,377 --> 01:03:38,466
If you rob me, I'm
gonna whup you fast.

1552
01:03:39,728 --> 01:03:41,600
I'm Janet Silvers,

1553
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:43,689
reporting live in Washington,
D.C., where transit operators...

1554
01:03:43,689 --> 01:03:45,212
I wish we'd get into
the White House, little brother.

1555
01:03:45,212 --> 01:03:46,779
Why, so you could
have a cookout?

1556
01:03:46,779 --> 01:03:48,868
Mays, they were just
talking about your ward.

1557
01:03:48,868 --> 01:03:50,348
Yeah, what's going
on down there?

1558
01:03:50,348 --> 01:03:51,915
Well, they want to cut
bus service

1559
01:03:51,915 --> 01:03:53,655
until they finish
this construction project.

1560
01:03:53,655 --> 01:03:55,092
I should go down there.

1561
01:03:55,092 --> 01:03:56,658
For what, so you can blow up
the bus line?

1562
01:03:56,658 --> 01:03:57,964
Well, one thing
at a time.

1563
01:03:57,964 --> 01:03:59,183
The Teamsters
haven't endorsed Lewis yet.

1564
01:03:59,183 --> 01:04:00,619
Our numbers
are creeping back up.

1565
01:04:00,619 --> 01:04:02,447
But if we want a real shot
at this thing,

1566
01:04:02,447 --> 01:04:04,710
we've got to get Lewis
to debate.

1567
01:04:04,710 --> 01:04:06,451
Well, he knows that,
that's why he won't debate me.

1568
01:04:06,451 --> 01:04:08,627
The guy's avoiding me
like he owes me child support.

1569
01:04:08,627 --> 01:04:10,455
The man is scared.
Man, he's holding the ball

1570
01:04:10,455 --> 01:04:12,022
hoping the clock will run out.

1571
01:04:12,022 --> 01:04:13,414
That's a punk move.

1572
01:04:13,414 --> 01:04:15,199
Ducking and hiding
like a little bitch.

1573
01:04:15,199 --> 01:04:17,114
Well, that may be,
but he's not going to debate you

1574
01:04:17,114 --> 01:04:18,680
because you call him
a little bitch.

1575
01:04:21,596 --> 01:04:23,424
And we feel that
what this community needs...

1576
01:04:23,424 --> 01:04:24,556
What the community
needs

1577
01:04:24,556 --> 01:04:26,471
is for you to debate me
right now.

1578
01:04:26,471 --> 01:04:27,907
You want to tell the people something,
tell them that.

1579
01:04:27,907 --> 01:04:29,604
♪ I thought I told you
that we won't stop ♪

1580
01:04:29,604 --> 01:04:30,997
♪ I thought
I told you that we won't stop. ♪

1581
01:04:30,997 --> 01:04:32,303
Well, now, my agenda...

1582
01:04:32,303 --> 01:04:33,739
I'll tell you
about our agenda.

1583
01:04:33,739 --> 01:04:35,654
Our agenda is to have a debate
right now.

1584
01:04:35,654 --> 01:04:37,221
You need to get rid of
this zero

1585
01:04:37,221 --> 01:04:38,700
and talk to the hero.

1586
01:04:40,615 --> 01:04:41,878
What, you got time to jog,

1587
01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:43,096
but you don't got time
to debate?

1588
01:04:43,096 --> 01:04:44,576
You can run, but
you can't hide.

1589
01:04:44,576 --> 01:04:46,404
♪ I thought I told you
that we won't stop ♪

1590
01:04:46,404 --> 01:04:48,580
What you looking for,
the news?

1591
01:04:48,580 --> 01:04:50,843
The news is we want a debate.No!

1592
01:04:50,843 --> 01:04:52,671
What'd you change
the channel for? He's scared!

1593
01:04:52,671 --> 01:04:54,455
He's scared, he's scared.Oh, God...

1594
01:04:54,455 --> 01:04:56,457
Here's a word from our sponsor.We want a debate.

1595
01:04:56,457 --> 01:04:58,285
♪ I thought I told you
that we won't stop ♪

1596
01:04:58,285 --> 01:04:59,808
♪ I thought
I told you that we won't stop ♪

1597
01:04:59,808 --> 01:05:00,984
♪ I thought I told you
that we won't stop... ♪

1598
01:05:00,984 --> 01:05:02,681
No!

1599
01:05:02,681 --> 01:05:05,118
Yo, Lewis.
Your mother'’s ass is so big,

1600
01:05:05,118 --> 01:05:07,642
when she sits down
she'’s three feet taller.

1601
01:05:07,642 --> 01:05:11,777
Yo, Lewis, your mother
got a really big ass!

1602
01:05:11,777 --> 01:05:13,866
Sir, I think it'’s time
we prepare for a debate.

1603
01:05:13,866 --> 01:05:16,782
Oh, give me one good reason
I should debate that jerk.

1604
01:05:16,782 --> 01:05:18,610
He talked about
your mother, sir.

1605
01:05:18,610 --> 01:05:20,133
So what?

1606
01:05:20,133 --> 01:05:22,396
Are you going
to just let him

1607
01:05:22,396 --> 01:05:24,050
talk about me like that?

1608
01:05:29,186 --> 01:05:31,188
After some inventive chiding

1609
01:05:31,188 --> 01:05:33,494
on the part
of Alderman Mays Gilliam,

1610
01:05:33,494 --> 01:05:37,063
Vice President Lewis
has finally agreed to one debate

1611
01:05:37,063 --> 01:05:40,806
the night before the election.

1612
01:05:40,806 --> 01:05:42,590
So, baby brother,
this is it, man.

1613
01:05:42,590 --> 01:05:43,852
You ready?

1614
01:05:43,852 --> 01:05:45,985
All right, I guess.

1615
01:05:45,985 --> 01:05:47,204
What do you mean, you guess?
You don't know?

1616
01:05:47,204 --> 01:05:48,901
You either ready
or you ain't.

1617
01:05:48,901 --> 01:05:50,816
Hey, man, what's
the problem, man?

1618
01:05:50,816 --> 01:05:52,252
I-I'm ready, okay.
I'm ready.

1619
01:05:52,252 --> 01:05:53,471
No, you ain't.

1620
01:05:53,471 --> 01:05:54,951
Look at you.

1621
01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:56,822
If you call this ready,
this ain't gonna get it.

1622
01:05:56,822 --> 01:05:57,866
You got to dress
for the job you want

1623
01:05:57,866 --> 01:05:59,651
not for the job you got.

1624
01:05:59,651 --> 01:06:01,958
Wait, man, I know you ain't
talking about my clothes.

1625
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,785
Come on, now, come on.
This ain't about me.

1626
01:06:03,785 --> 01:06:05,787
If I got a good idea,

1627
01:06:05,787 --> 01:06:07,354
it shouldn't matter
what I'm wearing.

1628
01:06:07,354 --> 01:06:08,660
Uh-oh.

1629
01:06:08,660 --> 01:06:11,228
You know you
messed up, man.

1630
01:06:11,228 --> 01:06:13,143
Boy, I'm telling
you right now.

1631
01:06:13,143 --> 01:06:14,971
You know, this
ain't about me.

1632
01:06:16,494 --> 01:06:18,148
Okay?

1633
01:06:18,148 --> 01:06:20,106
Lewis ain't no punk.
He ain't no joke.

1634
01:06:20,106 --> 01:06:21,803
That man been
Vice President

1635
01:06:21,803 --> 01:06:23,066
for eight years, okay?

1636
01:06:23,066 --> 01:06:24,241
He's a war hero.

1637
01:06:24,241 --> 01:06:25,894
He's Sharon Stone cousin.

1638
01:06:25,894 --> 01:06:27,287
You better come correct.

1639
01:06:27,287 --> 01:06:29,594
Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Yeah, that's right.

1640
01:06:29,594 --> 01:06:31,117
Well, I got us this far!

1641
01:06:32,423 --> 01:06:34,773
See, this as far
as you gonna get.

1642
01:06:34,773 --> 01:06:36,079
Oh, oh, it's like that?

1643
01:06:36,079 --> 01:06:37,776
That's the way it is.

1644
01:06:37,776 --> 01:06:40,474
See, Geller and them up
there pumping your head up,

1645
01:06:40,474 --> 01:06:42,476
but Lewis gonna
slap it back down.

1646
01:06:42,476 --> 01:06:43,695
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

1647
01:06:43,695 --> 01:06:45,001
Oh, yeah?

1648
01:06:52,660 --> 01:06:53,922
Go ahead.

1649
01:06:53,922 --> 01:06:55,141
Come on!

1650
01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,889
Oh, my God.

1651
01:07:03,889 --> 01:07:07,414
Little brother,
you all right?

1652
01:07:09,286 --> 01:07:11,679
That's what
you get.

1653
01:07:11,679 --> 01:07:13,072
You need anything,

1654
01:07:13,072 --> 01:07:14,552
'cause it look like you need
some help.

1655
01:07:14,552 --> 01:07:15,727
You gonna get yours!

1656
01:07:15,727 --> 01:07:16,945
I'm gonna tell Ma!

1657
01:07:16,945 --> 01:07:18,338
You better not tell.

1658
01:07:23,822 --> 01:07:25,258
Hello?

1659
01:07:25,258 --> 01:07:26,651
Debra?

1660
01:07:26,651 --> 01:07:28,087
Mays.No, Mays, I don't...

1661
01:07:28,087 --> 01:07:30,481
Look, don't intrude
in my life anymore.

1662
01:07:30,481 --> 01:07:32,091
I don't want to have anything
to do with you,

1663
01:07:32,091 --> 01:07:33,136
not after the way
you treated me.

1664
01:07:33,136 --> 01:07:34,572
I'm sorry. I am sorry.

1665
01:07:34,572 --> 01:07:36,443
I'm sorry I threw you
off the bus.

1666
01:07:36,443 --> 01:07:37,923
It was wrong.
I just couldn't take

1667
01:07:37,923 --> 01:07:39,142
what you were saying
at the time.

1668
01:07:39,142 --> 01:07:41,057
Mays, what do you want?

1669
01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:43,581
I want to win.

1670
01:07:50,805 --> 01:07:52,329
Welcome to New York City

1671
01:07:52,329 --> 01:07:55,723
for the 2004
Presidential Debates.

1672
01:07:55,723 --> 01:07:56,985
Where is he? I don't know.

1673
01:07:56,985 --> 01:07:58,683
He said he was right behind me.

1674
01:07:58,683 --> 01:08:00,293
Think I should go look for him? People are getting nervous.

1675
01:08:00,293 --> 01:08:02,078
We've got to do something.I can do something.

1676
01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:04,036
No.No.

1677
01:08:04,036 --> 01:08:05,951
Ladies and gentlemen,

1678
01:08:05,951 --> 01:08:09,824
Vice President Brian Lewis.

1679
01:08:14,046 --> 01:08:17,223
Hello, Mr. Vice President!

1680
01:08:19,269 --> 01:08:21,445
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Here they come, here they come.

1681
01:08:23,577 --> 01:08:25,884
Sweet.

1682
01:08:25,884 --> 01:08:27,712
Hello, Martin.

1683
01:08:27,712 --> 01:08:29,583
I'm sorry I'm late.

1684
01:08:29,583 --> 01:08:30,845
I had to change.

1685
01:08:30,845 --> 01:08:32,325
Mr. Earl, nice to see you.

1686
01:08:32,325 --> 01:08:33,805
Nice to see you,
too, sir.

1687
01:08:33,805 --> 01:08:35,067
Let's move.

1688
01:08:37,243 --> 01:08:39,593
Mays, there are 250 million
people out there

1689
01:08:39,593 --> 01:08:41,247
deciding who to vote for.

1690
01:08:41,247 --> 01:08:42,857
They all know Lewis
didn'’t want to debate.

1691
01:08:42,857 --> 01:08:45,121
Just show them why.Stay focussed.

1692
01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:47,123
Take your time.

1693
01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:49,951
If you get out of pocket,
you put your foot in his ass.

1694
01:08:49,951 --> 01:08:51,779
By the way,
my suit.

1695
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:54,782
Faba?

1696
01:08:54,782 --> 01:08:56,871
FUBU.Even I knew that.

1697
01:08:58,090 --> 01:08:59,396
Mays.

1698
01:08:59,396 --> 01:09:01,180
Ladies and gentlemen,

1699
01:09:01,180 --> 01:09:03,269
Alderman Mays Gilliam.

1700
01:09:15,194 --> 01:09:18,502
Yo, when Martin
comin' on, man?

1701
01:09:19,894 --> 01:09:22,723
My mama told me
to whup your butt.

1702
01:09:26,901 --> 01:09:29,252
...the first question
is directed

1703
01:09:29,252 --> 01:09:32,559
by coin flip
to the Vice President.

1704
01:09:32,559 --> 01:09:34,431
Vice President Lewis,

1705
01:09:34,431 --> 01:09:36,084
what steps should be taken

1706
01:09:36,084 --> 01:09:38,609
to limit our youth's access
to violent materials?

1707
01:09:38,609 --> 01:09:41,916
Our American children's futures
are at stake here.

1708
01:09:41,916 --> 01:09:44,963
Now I say we need to study
this issue

1709
01:09:44,963 --> 01:09:47,574
and appropriate legislation
that will return us

1710
01:09:47,574 --> 01:09:51,622
to an America
that we can be proud of.

1711
01:09:51,622 --> 01:09:54,451
God bless America
and no place else.

1712
01:09:59,020 --> 01:10:02,241
Alderman Gilliam...
same question, please.

1713
01:10:02,241 --> 01:10:04,200
How do we limit
violent material?

1714
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,723
Turn it off.

1715
01:10:05,723 --> 01:10:08,465
And if the kids cut it back on,
knock 'em out.

1716
01:10:08,465 --> 01:10:09,988
That's why I don't smoke.

1717
01:10:09,988 --> 01:10:11,903
When I was a kid,
my daddy caught me smoking

1718
01:10:11,903 --> 01:10:13,557
and he knocked me out.

1719
01:10:13,557 --> 01:10:15,559
And to this day, I don't smoke.

1720
01:10:15,559 --> 01:10:17,735
Not because I'm scared
of cancer.

1721
01:10:17,735 --> 01:10:19,954
I don't smoke
'cause I think my dad's

1722
01:10:19,954 --> 01:10:23,567
gonna walk through that door
and knock me the hell out.

1723
01:10:23,567 --> 01:10:25,873
Knock out your kids.
It helps.

1724
01:10:33,490 --> 01:10:34,839
Yes!

1725
01:10:34,839 --> 01:10:36,754
Vice President Lewis,

1726
01:10:36,754 --> 01:10:40,540
with over 10,000 gun deaths
per year in the United States,

1727
01:10:40,540 --> 01:10:43,717
do you believe we need
stricter gun control laws?

1728
01:10:43,717 --> 01:10:45,676
I don't think we need
more gun control.

1729
01:10:45,676 --> 01:10:49,201
I say we enforce the laws
that are already on the books.

1730
01:10:49,201 --> 01:10:52,030
See, the problem is,
nobody reads the books.

1731
01:10:52,030 --> 01:10:55,163
What we need to do
is start putting laws on videos.

1732
01:10:55,163 --> 01:10:58,428
'Cause everybody watches videos.
MTV, BET.

1733
01:10:58,428 --> 01:11:00,647
We need to put some laws
on the Nelly video.

1734
01:11:00,647 --> 01:11:02,736
If you had some laws

1735
01:11:02,736 --> 01:11:06,174
on a Destiny's Child video
right now, you could stop crime.

1736
01:11:06,174 --> 01:11:07,959
We already have gun licensing.

1737
01:11:07,959 --> 01:11:09,961
But that's only
to carry the gun.

1738
01:11:09,961 --> 01:11:11,571
I say we let the people decide.

1739
01:11:11,571 --> 01:11:13,094
The people can't decide.

1740
01:11:13,094 --> 01:11:15,183
The people are too busy
getting shot in the ass.

1741
01:11:33,724 --> 01:11:35,552
That's my brother.

1742
01:11:35,552 --> 01:11:38,206
Well, that's another reason
that I say he's not qualified.

1743
01:11:38,206 --> 01:11:39,730
Why, 'cause I had the good sense

1744
01:11:39,730 --> 01:11:41,993
to pick my big brother
to be my running mate?

1745
01:11:41,993 --> 01:11:44,952
All right, Alderman, I didn't
come here to argue with you.

1746
01:11:44,952 --> 01:11:46,389
Oh, yes, you did.
We're having a debate.

1747
01:11:46,389 --> 01:11:48,391
A debate ain't nothing
but an argument.

1748
01:11:48,391 --> 01:11:50,175
A debate isn't the same thing
as an argument.

1749
01:11:50,175 --> 01:11:51,394
Oh, yes, it is.No, it isn't.

1750
01:11:51,394 --> 01:11:53,265
Oh, yes, it is! No, it isn't!

1751
01:11:53,265 --> 01:11:56,050
Oh, yes, it is! No, it isn't!

1752
01:11:56,050 --> 01:11:58,183
I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but what am I?

1753
01:11:58,183 --> 01:11:59,315
I know you are,
but what am I?

1754
01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:01,708
I know you are,
but what am I?

1755
01:12:01,708 --> 01:12:03,623
I know you are, but what am I?

1756
01:12:03,623 --> 01:12:05,451
I know you are,
but what am I?

1757
01:12:05,451 --> 01:12:07,105
Can we just move on?
This is ridiculous.

1758
01:12:07,105 --> 01:12:08,324
Gentlemen,

1759
01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:09,977
our next question comes from...

1760
01:12:09,977 --> 01:12:11,239
I have a question.

1761
01:12:11,239 --> 01:12:12,632
Would you like our reception

1762
01:12:12,632 --> 01:12:14,721
to be buffet style
or formal seating?

1763
01:12:14,721 --> 01:12:16,680
Now, keep in mind,
if you put Robert next to Nelson,

1764
01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:18,986
he's going to be very angry
because he wanted

1765
01:12:18,986 --> 01:12:20,771
to be your best man, darling.Security.

1766
01:12:20,771 --> 01:12:22,294
Security.Security!

1767
01:12:22,294 --> 01:12:23,556
I love you so much...

1768
01:12:25,297 --> 01:12:28,344
The candidates have agreed
upon a short closing speech.

1769
01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:30,215
Vice President Lewis

1770
01:12:30,215 --> 01:12:31,477
won the coin toss.

1771
01:12:31,477 --> 01:12:33,218
He has elected to go first.

1772
01:12:33,218 --> 01:12:34,480
Thank you.

1773
01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:36,177
No, it isn't.

1774
01:12:36,177 --> 01:12:37,614
Yes, it is.

1775
01:12:37,614 --> 01:12:41,444
Tonight, you have seen
two different men

1776
01:12:41,444 --> 01:12:45,186
with two very different points
of view battle to win your vote.

1777
01:12:45,186 --> 01:12:49,147
And this is what America
is all about.

1778
01:12:49,147 --> 01:12:52,803
Now, as we've seen tonight,
Alderman Gilliam

1779
01:12:52,803 --> 01:12:57,024
can be captivating
and... and entertaining.

1780
01:12:57,024 --> 01:12:59,331
But America needs
more than that

1781
01:12:59,331 --> 01:13:01,159
from its
commander in chief.

1782
01:13:01,159 --> 01:13:04,075
To lead America,
it takes experience.

1783
01:13:04,075 --> 01:13:07,687
Now, I've been Vice President
for the last eight years.

1784
01:13:07,687 --> 01:13:12,344
I'm a war hero...
and I'm Sharon Stone's cousin.

1785
01:13:12,344 --> 01:13:13,650
And to me,

1786
01:13:13,650 --> 01:13:16,435
America is like
a fine performance car.

1787
01:13:16,435 --> 01:13:18,742
And now is not the time...

1788
01:13:18,742 --> 01:13:22,528
to turn this fine vehicle
we call America

1789
01:13:22,528 --> 01:13:25,836
over to the hands of an amateur.

1790
01:13:28,752 --> 01:13:33,191
I'm Brian Lewis...
and I am your last chance.

1791
01:13:33,191 --> 01:13:37,456
God bless America,
and no place else.

1792
01:13:41,939 --> 01:13:45,246
Ah, yeah, it's over now.

1793
01:13:45,246 --> 01:13:48,032
Why do you have
to be so negative?

1794
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:50,861
Give me five.
Thank you.

1795
01:13:50,861 --> 01:13:52,166
Thank you. Thank you.

1796
01:13:53,472 --> 01:13:55,213
Hello.

1797
01:14:04,483 --> 01:14:06,354
Alderman Gilliam?

1798
01:14:06,354 --> 01:14:08,182
Well, you're right,
Vice President Lewis.

1799
01:14:08,182 --> 01:14:10,010
I am an amateur.

1800
01:14:10,010 --> 01:14:12,665
When it comes to creating
so many enemies that we need

1801
01:14:12,665 --> 01:14:16,408
billions of dollars to protect
ourselves, yes, I'm an amateur.

1802
01:14:16,408 --> 01:14:19,672
When it comes to paying
farmers not to grow food

1803
01:14:19,672 --> 01:14:21,457
while people in this country
starve every day,

1804
01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:23,110
yes, I'm an amateur.

1805
01:14:23,110 --> 01:14:25,852
When it comes to creating
a drug policy that makes

1806
01:14:25,852 --> 01:14:29,552
crack and heroin cheaper
than asthma and AIDS medicine,

1807
01:14:29,552 --> 01:14:31,554
yes, I'm an amateur.

1808
01:14:31,554 --> 01:14:33,599
But there's nothing wrong
with being an amateur.

1809
01:14:33,599 --> 01:14:35,819
The people that started
the Underground Railroad

1810
01:14:35,819 --> 01:14:37,168
were amateurs.

1811
01:14:37,168 --> 01:14:39,475
Martin Luther King
was an amateur.

1812
01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:42,652
Have you ever been to Amateur
Night at the Apollo?

1813
01:14:42,652 --> 01:14:44,741
Some of the best talent
in the world was there.

1814
01:14:44,741 --> 01:14:46,830
James Brown, Luther Vandross,

1815
01:14:46,830 --> 01:14:49,136
Rockwell,
the Crown Heights Affair...

1816
01:14:49,136 --> 01:14:50,398
Hall and Oates!

1817
01:14:50,398 --> 01:14:52,270
...the Fat Boys,
Rob Base.

1818
01:14:52,270 --> 01:14:54,707
But you wouldn't know
nothing about that. Why?

1819
01:14:54,707 --> 01:14:57,449
'Cause when it comes to judging
talent and potential,

1820
01:14:57,449 --> 01:14:59,973
you, my friend, are an amateur.

1821
01:15:05,152 --> 01:15:07,415
I believe the Alderman
is over his time.

1822
01:15:07,415 --> 01:15:09,330
No, you don't.
You had eight years to talk.

1823
01:15:09,330 --> 01:15:11,507
Now is my turn.

1824
01:15:11,507 --> 01:15:13,509
I'm gonna get mine.
I'm getting mine!

1825
01:15:15,336 --> 01:15:16,599
Ladies and gentlemen,

1826
01:15:16,599 --> 01:15:18,644
hold your applause, please.

1827
01:15:18,644 --> 01:15:21,517
How can you help the poor
if you never been poor?

1828
01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:24,520
How can you stop crime if you
don't know no criminals?

1829
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:26,391
How can you make
drug policy

1830
01:15:26,391 --> 01:15:29,394
if you never smoked
a chronic?

1831
01:15:29,394 --> 01:15:31,614
How can you do that?

1832
01:15:31,614 --> 01:15:33,137
Just a nickel bag.

1833
01:15:33,137 --> 01:15:35,487
I'’m a real American.

1834
01:15:35,487 --> 01:15:39,317
I've been high, I'’ve been
robbed, I've been broke.

1835
01:15:39,317 --> 01:15:41,754
My credit is horrible.

1836
01:15:41,754 --> 01:15:44,931
They won't even
take my cash!

1837
01:15:44,931 --> 01:15:46,454
Now, you're always
talking about

1838
01:15:46,454 --> 01:15:48,892
"God bless America,
and no place else,"

1839
01:15:48,892 --> 01:15:51,721
but isn't it obvious that
God has blessed America?

1840
01:15:51,721 --> 01:15:55,420
America is the richest,
most powerful nation on Earth.

1841
01:15:55,420 --> 01:15:57,335
If America was a woman,

1842
01:15:57,335 --> 01:15:59,946
America would be
a big-titted woman.

1843
01:15:59,946 --> 01:16:02,732
And everybody loves
a big-titted woman.

1844
01:16:02,732 --> 01:16:05,648
So in closing,
I'’d like to say

1845
01:16:05,648 --> 01:16:07,301
you are full of shit.

1846
01:16:08,912 --> 01:16:11,784
"God bless America
and no place else."

1847
01:16:11,784 --> 01:16:13,656
How about "God bless Haiti"?

1848
01:16:13,656 --> 01:16:15,483
How about
"God bless Africa"?

1849
01:16:15,483 --> 01:16:16,920
How about "God bless Jamaica"?

1850
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:18,965
I'm not talking
about Jamaica,

1851
01:16:18,965 --> 01:16:20,706
the beach tribes
y'all love,

1852
01:16:20,706 --> 01:16:22,795
I'm talking
about stabbing in Jamaica.

1853
01:16:22,795 --> 01:16:25,406
That's what I'm talking about.

1854
01:16:25,406 --> 01:16:27,321
So tonight, I want to say

1855
01:16:27,321 --> 01:16:28,758
God bless America,

1856
01:16:28,758 --> 01:16:30,020
and everybody else!

1857
01:16:30,020 --> 01:16:31,412
The whole world!

1858
01:16:31,412 --> 01:16:32,936
God bless you!

1859
01:16:32,936 --> 01:16:34,590
I'm Mays Gilliam,
and I'm running

1860
01:16:34,590 --> 01:16:37,157
for President
of the United States of America.

1861
01:16:37,157 --> 01:16:38,463
Ya heard?

1862
01:16:44,774 --> 01:16:46,776
Oh, yes! I told you!
I told you!

1863
01:16:59,527 --> 01:17:01,442
Yes!
Oh, my God!

1864
01:17:01,442 --> 01:17:03,053
Now we can watch Martin!

1865
01:17:15,848 --> 01:17:17,328
Hello?

1866
01:17:17,328 --> 01:17:19,417
Well, good morning,
Mr. President.

1867
01:17:19,417 --> 01:17:22,202
Hey!
Wh-What time is it?

1868
01:17:22,202 --> 01:17:24,204
I think
it's a little after 7:00.

1869
01:17:24,204 --> 01:17:26,467
Lisa, I need some help
in here.

1870
01:17:26,467 --> 01:17:28,078
Will you wait a damn minute?

1871
01:17:28,078 --> 01:17:29,862
Mays, I was so proud of you.

1872
01:17:29,862 --> 01:17:31,516
You were so good last night.

1873
01:17:31,516 --> 01:17:35,694
Okay, L-Lisa, tonight
I want to see you, okay?

1874
01:17:35,694 --> 01:17:38,262
No-No matter what, win or lose,
I want to see you.

1875
01:17:38,262 --> 01:17:40,699
I don't know.
I might have to work.

1876
01:17:40,699 --> 01:17:43,354
But, look, if I don't see you
tonight, I will see you soon.

1877
01:17:43,354 --> 01:17:45,530
Just... run your race,
get out there,

1878
01:17:45,530 --> 01:17:47,750
and do what you got to do, okay?

1879
01:17:47,750 --> 01:17:49,012
And I'll talk to you later.

1880
01:17:49,012 --> 01:17:50,448
Bye-bye.All right.

1881
01:17:50,448 --> 01:17:52,624
It's Election Day, Tuesday...

1882
01:17:52,624 --> 01:17:54,495
It is Election Day,
and this is set to be...

1883
01:17:54,495 --> 01:17:56,410
The stage is set
for what is sure to be

1884
01:17:56,410 --> 01:17:58,848
one of the most dramatic
campaign finales of all time...

1885
01:17:58,848 --> 01:18:02,286
The question everyone's asking is "Who will America vote for?"

1886
01:18:02,286 --> 01:18:03,591
Lewis!

1887
01:18:03,591 --> 01:18:05,202
I voted for Mays Gilliam.

1888
01:18:05,202 --> 01:18:07,857
I voted for big business.I voted for Lewis.

1889
01:18:07,857 --> 01:18:10,773
Who the fuck you think
I'’m voting for?

1890
01:18:10,773 --> 01:18:12,600
There appears to be an agreement

1891
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:13,819
between Washington, D.C.,
officials

1892
01:18:13,819 --> 01:18:15,516
and transit authority operators

1893
01:18:15,516 --> 01:18:18,824
regarding the shutdown
of the Ninth Ward bus line.

1894
01:18:18,824 --> 01:18:21,609
I don't see how they
could do this to us.

1895
01:18:21,609 --> 01:18:23,350
People got to make money.

1896
01:18:23,350 --> 01:18:25,352
People got to get to work.

1897
01:18:25,352 --> 01:18:26,702
Come on, show 'em
how you do it.

1898
01:18:26,702 --> 01:18:28,486
Show 'em how you do it.

1899
01:18:28,486 --> 01:18:30,967
♪ Hey, the roof, the roof,
the roof is on fire. ♪

1900
01:18:30,967 --> 01:18:32,272
You're not going
to believe this.

1901
01:18:32,272 --> 01:18:34,405
We got the Teamsters!

1902
01:18:34,405 --> 01:18:35,798
That's great,
little brother.

1903
01:18:35,798 --> 01:18:37,103
They're going
to announce

1904
01:18:37,103 --> 01:18:38,191
at a press conference
later today.

1905
01:18:38,191 --> 01:18:40,019
All you have to do is show up,

1906
01:18:40,019 --> 01:18:43,240
shake some hands, take some
photographs, but it is yours.

1907
01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:45,938
Mays, what's
the matter?

1908
01:18:45,938 --> 01:18:47,897
If they shut down
this bus service,

1909
01:18:47,897 --> 01:18:49,986
I will drive you to work myself.

1910
01:18:49,986 --> 01:18:52,118
Can't do it.

1911
01:18:52,118 --> 01:18:53,816
But it's Election Day!

1912
01:18:53,816 --> 01:18:55,382
You have to pick up
this endorsement.

1913
01:18:55,382 --> 01:18:56,644
You said you want to win.

1914
01:18:56,644 --> 01:18:58,037
You can't snub the Teamsters.

1915
01:18:58,037 --> 01:18:59,647
Do you want 'em
to endorse Lewis?

1916
01:18:59,647 --> 01:19:02,128
I'm not worried about Lewis.
I'm running my race.

1917
01:19:02,128 --> 01:19:03,651
Go ahead, baby brother.
I got this.

1918
01:19:03,651 --> 01:19:06,219
Now, Mays...
Now-- Debra!

1919
01:19:06,219 --> 01:19:08,482
What? Y-Y-You-You
just gonna let him go?

1920
01:19:08,482 --> 01:19:09,875
He's a grown man.

1921
01:19:09,875 --> 01:19:12,182
They shut down
the whole bus line.

1922
01:19:12,182 --> 01:19:13,749
What can he do about that?

1923
01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:15,489
♪ Oh, it's gettin' hot in here

1924
01:19:15,489 --> 01:19:16,752
♪ So hot

1925
01:19:16,752 --> 01:19:18,449
♪ So take off all your clothes

1926
01:19:18,449 --> 01:19:19,885
♪ I am gettin' so hot ♪ Oh

1927
01:19:19,885 --> 01:19:22,148
♪ I want to take
my clothes off... ♪

1928
01:19:22,148 --> 01:19:23,802
In the latest exit poll,

1929
01:19:23,802 --> 01:19:26,587
Vice President Lewis
has 51 % of the vote.

1930
01:19:26,587 --> 01:19:28,938
I'll bring him right
back. He gotta vote.

1931
01:19:28,938 --> 01:19:32,376
...while Mays Gilliam
is posting an impressive 47 %.

1932
01:19:32,376 --> 01:19:33,681
Hey, hey, hey.

1933
01:19:33,681 --> 01:19:34,900
You gotta get
to the back of the bus.

1934
01:19:36,032 --> 01:19:37,555
I'm just playing.
Come on!

1935
01:19:37,555 --> 01:19:39,296
He and Vice President Lewis

1936
01:19:39,296 --> 01:19:41,515
are in a statistical dead heat.

1937
01:19:41,515 --> 01:19:43,822
Come on! Vote, hoes!

1938
01:19:43,822 --> 01:19:46,477
While Vice President Lewis and Mitch Gilliam have been working

1939
01:19:46,477 --> 01:19:48,566
the campaign trail,
Mays Gilliam

1940
01:19:48,566 --> 01:19:50,786
has been out
driving people to work.

1941
01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:53,440
♪ The roof,
the roof is on fire! ♪

1942
01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:55,878
Why didn't somebody
around here think of this?

1943
01:19:55,878 --> 01:19:58,489
Why am I not out there driving
a damn bus or something?

1944
01:19:58,489 --> 01:20:02,145
Get me an SUV, or a minivan,
or a bus, or a scooter,

1945
01:20:02,145 --> 01:20:03,624
or a motorcycle, or a rickshaw.

1946
01:20:03,624 --> 01:20:05,801
Get me some wheels, bitch!

1947
01:20:07,150 --> 01:20:10,240
Are you going uptown?

1948
01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:12,198
Come on, Mays!
Wait a minute, Mays!

1949
01:20:12,198 --> 01:20:13,373
Mays, I was thinking,

1950
01:20:13,373 --> 01:20:15,114
we could write our own vows!

1951
01:20:15,114 --> 01:20:17,813
Mays! I love you!

1952
01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:19,118
I love you, Mays!

1953
01:20:20,859 --> 01:20:22,818
With the polls

1954
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:25,646
just about 30 minutes from
closing here on the East Coast,

1955
01:20:25,646 --> 01:20:29,781
Mays Gilliam is actually ahead
by several points.

1956
01:20:31,696 --> 01:20:35,395
There is no question
that Lewis has Texas.

1957
01:20:35,395 --> 01:20:39,138
It seems clear Gilliam
is going to take New York.

1958
01:20:41,575 --> 01:20:44,230
Yeah! Yeah! New York!

1959
01:20:44,230 --> 01:20:46,580
It's likely Lewis is going
to take Michigan.

1960
01:20:48,495 --> 01:20:52,412
It looks like Gilliam might just
pull an upset in Illinois.

1961
01:20:54,066 --> 01:20:57,374
Illinois! Illinois!
Yeah! Go, Mays!

1962
01:20:57,374 --> 01:21:00,246
This looks like it may
come down to California.

1963
01:21:00,246 --> 01:21:02,683
This looks like it may come down
to California.

1964
01:21:02,683 --> 01:21:05,512
This looks like it may
come down to California.

1965
01:21:07,253 --> 01:21:09,342
All right, I need to know.
How real is this?

1966
01:21:09,342 --> 01:21:10,735
Can we win without California?

1967
01:21:10,735 --> 01:21:12,476
Well, sir, I still think
we stand a good chance

1968
01:21:12,476 --> 01:21:14,521
if you call in your connections
to the energy companies.

1969
01:21:14,521 --> 01:21:17,046
No, you can't win
without California.

1970
01:21:17,046 --> 01:21:18,482
What the hell
are you doing here?

1971
01:21:18,482 --> 01:21:20,049
Oh, shut up.

1972
01:21:20,049 --> 01:21:21,702
You want to win, you'll
do what I tell you.

1973
01:21:21,702 --> 01:21:25,445
Gilliam has over 90
percent minority turnout.

1974
01:21:25,445 --> 01:21:27,230
The whites are
still the majority,

1975
01:21:27,230 --> 01:21:28,492
but they're not voting.

1976
01:21:28,492 --> 01:21:29,580
They don't like you.

1977
01:21:29,580 --> 01:21:31,364
I like you, sir.Shut up.

1978
01:21:31,364 --> 01:21:32,670
Okay.

1979
01:21:32,670 --> 01:21:34,106
Well, what can we do
to turn this around?

1980
01:21:34,106 --> 01:21:36,326
There's about one-
and-a-half hours left

1981
01:21:36,326 --> 01:21:37,762
at the West Coast polls.

1982
01:21:37,762 --> 01:21:40,156
If there's a leak saying
Gilliam is going to win,

1983
01:21:40,156 --> 01:21:41,635
you'll get a late rush.

1984
01:21:41,635 --> 01:21:44,247
You get California,
you get the election.

1985
01:21:45,552 --> 01:21:48,251
It'll make the 6:30 news
if we do it now.

1986
01:21:48,251 --> 01:21:49,948
We just have
to put it out there.

1987
01:21:49,948 --> 01:21:51,428
Can we do this?

1988
01:21:51,428 --> 01:21:54,431
We're the government.
We can do anything.

1989
01:21:54,431 --> 01:21:57,042
The race for President
now turns to the West Coast.

1990
01:21:57,042 --> 01:21:58,826
People, Armageddon is upon us,

1991
01:21:58,826 --> 01:22:00,611
and Big Dave is scared!

1992
01:22:00,611 --> 01:22:02,482
If the current
voting trends sustain,

1993
01:22:02,482 --> 01:22:05,442
it appears likely that for the first time in our history,

1994
01:22:05,442 --> 01:22:07,052
a black man will become

1995
01:22:07,052 --> 01:22:09,750
President of the United States of America.

1996
01:22:09,750 --> 01:22:13,058
♪ One, two...
one, two, three, yeah! ♪

1997
01:22:44,524 --> 01:22:46,570
I have a dream

1998
01:22:46,570 --> 01:22:49,573
that, one day...

1999
01:22:49,573 --> 01:22:52,054
this nation will rise up

2000
01:22:52,054 --> 01:22:56,754
and live up to the meaning
of its dream.

2001
01:22:56,754 --> 01:23:00,801
We hold these truths
to be self-evident,

2002
01:23:00,801 --> 01:23:04,109
that all men are created equal.

2003
01:23:04,109 --> 01:23:05,415
Checkmate.

2004
01:23:05,415 --> 01:23:07,939
I, Richard Nixon,
do solemnly swear...

2005
01:23:07,939 --> 01:23:09,985
I, Ronald Reagan,
do solemnly swear...

2006
01:23:16,948 --> 01:23:18,906
The race for President is over.

2007
01:23:18,906 --> 01:23:20,604
The race for President
is over.

2008
01:23:20,604 --> 01:23:22,084
The election is now over.

2009
01:23:22,084 --> 01:23:23,999
The race for President...... is over.

2010
01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:25,565
Mays Gilliam--ANCHORWOMAN: Brian Lewis--

2011
01:23:25,565 --> 01:23:26,958
Mays Gilliam--Brian Lewis--

2012
01:23:26,958 --> 01:23:29,004
The race for President is over.

2013
01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:33,573
For the first time in history,
a black man, Mays Gilliam...

2014
01:23:35,401 --> 01:23:38,317
...will be the next President
of the United States of America.

2015
01:23:38,317 --> 01:23:41,886
Oh!

2016
01:23:41,886 --> 01:23:43,627
Oh, my God!

2017
01:23:43,627 --> 01:23:47,631
Oh!

2018
01:23:47,631 --> 01:23:51,156
Oh! Oh...

2019
01:23:51,156 --> 01:23:52,897
...of the United States
of America.

2020
01:23:57,075 --> 01:23:58,511
Come here, brother.
Come here.

2021
01:24:01,079 --> 01:24:02,341
I love you, man.

2022
01:24:02,341 --> 01:24:03,647
I love you, too, man.

2023
01:24:12,351 --> 01:24:14,223
Appreciate it. Thanks a lot.

2024
01:24:14,223 --> 01:24:16,094
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.

2025
01:24:17,748 --> 01:24:19,967
Thank you.
Thank you.

2026
01:24:19,967 --> 01:24:21,621
Thank you. Thank you.

2027
01:24:21,621 --> 01:24:23,536
We won! We won! We won!

2028
01:24:23,536 --> 01:24:24,972
Aren't you happy?

2029
01:24:24,972 --> 01:24:26,365
Can I have a massage?

2030
01:24:26,365 --> 01:24:27,627
Yes!

2031
01:24:27,627 --> 01:24:30,804
I won! I won! I won!

2032
01:24:30,804 --> 01:24:32,241
Debra, there is
no way in the world

2033
01:24:32,241 --> 01:24:33,894
I could have ever
done this without you.

2034
01:24:33,894 --> 01:24:35,722
You'’re damn right.

2035
01:24:35,722 --> 01:24:37,028
We won! We did it! Yes!

2036
01:24:37,028 --> 01:24:38,464
We did it! We won!
Yes, yes, yes!

2037
01:24:40,727 --> 01:24:42,512
Look at my little brother!

2038
01:24:42,512 --> 01:24:43,991
Boy, I'm proud of you! Man!

2039
01:24:43,991 --> 01:24:46,037
Mr. President! Mr. Vice President.

2040
01:24:46,037 --> 01:24:48,039
You're the man! No, you the man!

2041
01:24:48,039 --> 01:24:49,693
You ain't gotta worry 'bout
no assassination or nothing.

2042
01:24:49,693 --> 01:24:51,477
Why?

2043
01:24:51,477 --> 01:24:53,088
'Cause they sure don't want me
to be the next President.

2044
01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:54,306
Little brother,
you can raise taxes,

2045
01:24:54,306 --> 01:24:55,568
you can start a war....

2046
01:24:55,568 --> 01:24:57,744
Mays Gilliam...

2047
01:24:57,744 --> 01:25:00,617
That's my man! That's my man!

2048
01:25:00,617 --> 01:25:02,619
Whoo!

2049
01:25:02,619 --> 01:25:03,881
Excuse me, please.

2050
01:25:03,881 --> 01:25:05,796
Mays!

2051
01:25:05,796 --> 01:25:07,493
Hey! Man, I been
looking for you.

2052
01:25:07,493 --> 01:25:08,755
I was looking for you.

2053
01:25:08,755 --> 01:25:10,192
Mays, this is amazing.

2054
01:25:10,192 --> 01:25:11,497
It's amazing.
It's incredible.

2055
01:25:11,497 --> 01:25:12,933
Incredible!

2056
01:25:12,933 --> 01:25:14,239
What you were up against...

2057
01:25:14,239 --> 01:25:15,588
The odds!

2058
01:25:15,588 --> 01:25:16,894
Ooh, I can't wait
to start working,

2059
01:25:16,894 --> 01:25:18,417
and, boy, do I have
a job for you.

2060
01:25:18,417 --> 01:25:19,984
Wow! I don't know
what to say.

2061
01:25:19,984 --> 01:25:22,900
What department do you want me
to work in? Finance?

2062
01:25:22,900 --> 01:25:26,121
No, no, no, no, that's not
good enough for you.

2063
01:25:26,121 --> 01:25:27,209
Foreign Affairs?

2064
01:25:27,209 --> 01:25:28,558
No, not Foreign Affairs.

2065
01:25:28,558 --> 01:25:29,950
I thought you
could do something

2066
01:25:29,950 --> 01:25:32,692
real good in... Security!

2067
01:25:32,692 --> 01:25:33,867
You suck!

2068
01:25:38,785 --> 01:25:42,615
We'd like you
to run for President.

2069
01:25:42,615 --> 01:25:46,141
Sometimes, you don't know
if people like you for you.

2070
01:25:46,141 --> 01:25:48,621
Well, I like you for you.

2071
01:25:48,621 --> 01:25:50,623
Thanks a lot. Thank you.
Lisa!

2072
01:25:50,623 --> 01:25:52,364
Mays!

2073
01:25:52,364 --> 01:25:54,801
Get your hand off my ass, boy!

2074
01:25:54,801 --> 01:25:56,629
Wait!

2075
01:25:59,197 --> 01:26:01,156
Mays...

2076
01:26:01,156 --> 01:26:03,114
Oh, my God,
you are everywhere.

2077
01:26:03,114 --> 01:26:04,376
Look at you!

2078
01:26:04,376 --> 01:26:07,074
Okay, so, what's
the first thing

2079
01:26:07,074 --> 01:26:09,686
you're going to do,
Mr. President?

2080
01:26:09,686 --> 01:26:13,124
Well, the first thing I'm going
to do is make you my First Lady.

2081
01:26:13,124 --> 01:26:15,344
Mays, don't you play with me
like that.

2082
01:26:15,344 --> 01:26:16,606
I'm not playing.

2083
01:26:16,606 --> 01:26:17,868
You can't do that!

2084
01:26:17,868 --> 01:26:19,130
I'm the government.

2085
01:26:19,130 --> 01:26:20,479
I can do anything.

2086
01:26:26,964 --> 01:26:30,228
♪

2087
01:26:36,930 --> 01:26:42,458
Get ready for the 2005
Presidential Inaugural Ball.

2088
01:26:42,458 --> 01:26:44,721
Ladies and gentlemen,
the President

2089
01:26:44,721 --> 01:26:48,725
of the United States of America,
Mays Gilliam,

2090
01:26:48,725 --> 01:26:52,859
and his future First Wifey,
Lisa Clark!

2091
01:26:54,905 --> 01:26:57,124
♪

2092
01:27:04,654 --> 01:27:07,004
♪ Look at him now, man,
ain't this great? ♪

2093
01:27:07,004 --> 01:27:09,485
♪ Biggest man in town,
he's the head of state ♪

2094
01:27:09,485 --> 01:27:11,704
♪ They come from all around
just for one handshake ♪

2095
01:27:11,704 --> 01:27:15,839
♪ Look at him now,
he's the head of state... ♪

2096
01:27:21,888 --> 01:27:24,804
That's me, Mays Gilliam,

2097
01:27:24,804 --> 01:27:27,590
President of the United States of America.

2098
01:27:27,590 --> 01:27:30,027
North America.

2099
01:27:36,686 --> 01:27:37,948
Who'd you vote for? For what?

2100
01:27:37,948 --> 01:27:39,732
For President.
Of what?

2101
01:27:39,732 --> 01:27:41,517
Of the United States.
Of what?

2102
01:27:41,517 --> 01:27:43,606
Of America.
What America?

2103
01:27:43,606 --> 01:27:44,955
North America.

2104
01:27:44,955 --> 01:27:46,957
Yo, slick,
I don't vote, man.

2105
01:27:46,957 --> 01:27:48,263
You gonna buy
some of this meat, or what?

2106
01:27:48,263 --> 01:27:50,395
You can't trust nobody.

2107
01:27:50,395 --> 01:27:52,745
Everybody's trying to rob you.
Nobody!

2108
01:27:52,745 --> 01:27:54,617
That guy, right there!
Don't trust him!

2109
01:27:54,617 --> 01:27:57,054
Can't trust no-damn-body!

2110
01:27:57,054 --> 01:28:00,275
America's taking advantage
of you, you and you!

2111
01:28:00,275 --> 01:28:01,928
You can go to war
when you're 18,

2112
01:28:01,928 --> 01:28:04,714
but you can't have a drink
until you're 21!

2113
01:28:04,714 --> 01:28:06,150
That ain't right!

2114
01:28:06,150 --> 01:28:07,194
You're right,
that ain't right!

2115
01:28:07,194 --> 01:28:08,195
So let me
get this straight.

2116
01:28:08,195 --> 01:28:09,501
You're 18 years old.

2117
01:28:09,501 --> 01:28:11,547
You go to war.
You come back.

2118
01:28:11,547 --> 01:28:13,070
Your leg is chopped off.

2119
01:28:13,070 --> 01:28:14,767
You got a nub!

2120
01:28:14,767 --> 01:28:17,248
Everywhere you go, they say,
"Hey, what's up, nubby?"

2121
01:28:17,248 --> 01:28:19,119
And you get to the bar,
and you say,

2122
01:28:19,119 --> 01:28:20,556
"Bartender, can I have a drink?"

2123
01:28:20,556 --> 01:28:21,905
And he looks you up and down,

2124
01:28:21,905 --> 01:28:23,863
and he says,
"I gotta see some I.D."

2125
01:28:23,863 --> 01:28:25,387
I.D.?!

2126
01:28:25,387 --> 01:28:26,866
You mean to tell me

2127
01:28:26,866 --> 01:28:29,695
a one-legged teenager
can't have a drink?

2128
01:28:29,695 --> 01:28:31,131
That ain't right!

2129
01:28:31,131 --> 01:28:33,438
Where is the nub?
Where is the nub?

2130
01:28:33,438 --> 01:28:35,484
Prescription drugs,
I'’m going to lower prices.

2131
01:28:35,484 --> 01:28:37,050
Let me explain
something else to you.

2132
01:28:37,050 --> 01:28:39,096
You can survive
a stroke.

2133
01:28:39,096 --> 01:28:42,795
But the high prices of medicine
will give you a heart attack.

2134
01:28:42,795 --> 01:28:46,756
America is the richest,
most powerful nation on Earth.

2135
01:28:46,756 --> 01:28:50,803
If America was a car,
America would be a Bentley,

2136
01:28:50,803 --> 01:28:55,199
sitting on chrome doves,
with TVs in the headrests,

2137
01:28:55,199 --> 01:28:58,942
and a fine, naked Puerto Rican
girl feeding you grapes!

2138
01:28:58,942 --> 01:29:00,596
Ain't nothing
better than that!

2139
01:29:00,596 --> 01:29:02,380
Ain't nothing ever been
better than that!

2140
01:29:02,380 --> 01:29:04,948
Most political pundits are
saying that your brother

2141
01:29:04,948 --> 01:29:06,906
destroyed any chance he had
of winning this election

2142
01:29:06,906 --> 01:29:09,126
by naming you as his running
mate. Why did he do that?

2143
01:29:09,126 --> 01:29:10,736
Why'd your brother pick you
to be the anchorman?

2144
01:29:10,736 --> 01:29:12,303
I don't have a brother.

2145
01:29:12,303 --> 01:29:13,870
Oh, you said it was
your brother at the time.

2146
01:29:13,870 --> 01:29:15,393
I did my homework the
same way you did yours.

2147
01:29:15,393 --> 01:29:17,395
Okay? You got your job
the same way I got mine.

2148
01:29:17,395 --> 01:29:18,657
I'm not running
for public office.

2149
01:29:18,657 --> 01:29:22,095
And I'm not running
for anchorman.

2150
01:29:22,095 --> 01:29:24,141
♪

2151
01:29:31,975 --> 01:29:34,020
♪

2152
01:29:43,987 --> 01:29:46,032
♪

2153
01:29:55,999 --> 01:29:58,218
♪

2154
01:30:08,011 --> 01:30:10,579
♪

2155
01:30:13,973 --> 01:30:20,763
♪