1 00:00:08,486 --> 00:00:12,650 Do you remember that night when we were studying for our Torts final? 2 00:00:12,824 --> 00:00:14,951 And you were laughing so hard? 3 00:00:16,127 --> 00:00:18,527 You know exactly what I'm talking about, don't you? 4 00:00:18,697 --> 00:00:20,096 Yeah. 5 00:00:20,999 --> 00:00:25,333 Didn't you feel what I was feeling? 6 00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:27,437 I did. 7 00:00:29,341 --> 00:00:32,640 At least I was hoping that's what you were feeling. 8 00:00:33,511 --> 00:00:37,140 Yeah, but, then, that night when I met Darcy... 9 00:00:38,049 --> 00:00:40,142 ...I actually thought you set us up. 10 00:00:40,318 --> 00:00:43,253 I just didn't think someone like you... 11 00:00:44,055 --> 00:00:46,387 ...could ever like someone like me. 12 00:01:14,686 --> 00:01:16,677 [CROWD CHATTERING AND LAUGHING] 13 00:01:52,255 --> 00:01:53,882 [SIGHS] 14 00:01:55,992 --> 00:01:58,187 That's a nice way to wake up. 15 00:01:58,794 --> 00:02:00,386 Good morning. 16 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,129 I wanna tell you something. 17 00:02:06,903 --> 00:02:08,632 Tell me something. 18 00:02:15,578 --> 00:02:16,875 I love you. 19 00:02:18,848 --> 00:02:20,782 I love you, Rachel. 20 00:02:23,252 --> 00:02:25,618 I think I always have loved you. 21 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:40,460 Imagine I'm holding your hand right now. 22 00:02:40,937 --> 00:02:42,632 RACHEL: Okay. 23 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:47,570 - You're blushing. MAN: Dexter. 24 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:51,704 Is that...? 25 00:02:51,881 --> 00:02:54,076 - That's my parents. - Who's that? 26 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:56,912 I wonder what he's doing. He's not supposed to be in town. 27 00:02:57,086 --> 00:02:59,145 Oh, my God. I should go. 28 00:02:59,322 --> 00:03:00,755 No, don't. 29 00:03:00,957 --> 00:03:02,390 - Dex. - Stay. 30 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:04,685 Well, this is a surprise. Heh, heh. 31 00:03:04,927 --> 00:03:07,987 Dex, what are you doing here? We thought you were in the Hamptons. 32 00:03:08,164 --> 00:03:10,064 - I had to work. - Mm. Had to work. 33 00:03:10,266 --> 00:03:12,996 Mom, Dad, you remember Rachel White. 34 00:03:13,169 --> 00:03:15,000 Oh, my gosh, yes. 35 00:03:15,171 --> 00:03:17,503 - Hello, dear. - Hi. Good to see you. 36 00:03:17,673 --> 00:03:21,268 BRIDGET: Guess who was asleep in the box with his head on the pillow next to Buddy. 37 00:03:21,444 --> 00:03:25,778 Little Dex did not come out of that box for two days. Ha-ha-ha. 38 00:03:26,716 --> 00:03:28,343 Dexter, come. Let's walk. 39 00:03:28,517 --> 00:03:30,781 - Excuse us, ladies. - Excuse us. 40 00:03:30,953 --> 00:03:33,854 Mom, thank you for thoroughly embarrassing me. Appreciate that. 41 00:03:34,023 --> 00:03:35,115 My pleasure. 42 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:37,616 [CHUCKLES] 43 00:03:38,894 --> 00:03:41,488 Your mother doesn't like me drinking during the daytime. 44 00:03:42,631 --> 00:03:45,657 Well, she looks good. She seems happy. 45 00:03:45,835 --> 00:03:47,803 She sure does. 46 00:03:47,970 --> 00:03:50,404 I don't think I've ever seen her so happy. 47 00:03:51,674 --> 00:03:53,403 Must be the wedding. 48 00:03:54,844 --> 00:03:56,277 Cheers. 49 00:03:57,246 --> 00:03:59,214 Dad, can I ask you a question? 50 00:04:03,119 --> 00:04:06,555 Have you ever gone down a road... 51 00:04:07,056 --> 00:04:10,321 ...I mean, far down it and... 52 00:04:11,727 --> 00:04:16,096 And wondered maybe if it wasn't what you want? 53 00:04:16,265 --> 00:04:18,233 What you want. 54 00:04:19,268 --> 00:04:21,031 The problem with that expression is... 55 00:04:21,203 --> 00:04:24,195 ...it's frequently at odds with what's right. 56 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:26,968 Isn't it? 57 00:04:28,811 --> 00:04:32,747 Now, whatever's going on between you and that girl, you stop it. Now. 58 00:04:32,915 --> 00:04:34,382 - But, Dad... - No. 59 00:04:34,550 --> 00:04:36,245 You know what I'm talking about. 60 00:04:38,654 --> 00:04:40,713 That's not the kind of people we are. 61 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:44,690 Yes, sir. 62 00:04:52,134 --> 00:04:54,796 Your mom is a sweetheart. 63 00:04:55,805 --> 00:04:57,602 Your dad... 64 00:04:57,940 --> 00:05:01,034 I see where the strong silent thing comes from. 65 00:05:03,279 --> 00:05:04,405 Is everything okay? 66 00:05:04,580 --> 00:05:08,072 Yeah. Yeah, I'm just tired. 67 00:05:12,421 --> 00:05:13,752 Do you wanna come up? 68 00:05:15,624 --> 00:05:19,617 I do, but, uh, Darcy texted and they're on their way back, so... 69 00:05:20,262 --> 00:05:23,322 - Oh. Yeah. - I should... 70 00:05:25,634 --> 00:05:27,932 Rachel, just so you know... 71 00:05:28,804 --> 00:05:30,499 ...what I said this morning... 72 00:05:30,906 --> 00:05:32,237 Yeah? 73 00:05:35,344 --> 00:05:36,675 I meant it. 74 00:05:49,825 --> 00:05:51,588 That's what he said? 75 00:05:51,827 --> 00:05:54,227 It's complicated, Ethan. 76 00:05:57,867 --> 00:05:59,164 Don't. 77 00:05:59,335 --> 00:06:03,772 Don't what? Rachel, it's not complicated. He's being a dick. 78 00:06:03,939 --> 00:06:05,770 To be honest, you're being stupid. 79 00:06:05,941 --> 00:06:07,932 - Whoa. I'm being stupid? - Yes. 80 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:11,743 He's stringing you along. And the worst part is you're just letting him. 81 00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:14,474 How long are you gonna let this happen? His wedding day? 82 00:06:14,650 --> 00:06:17,414 - His first anniversary? - He's not even married yet, Ethan. 83 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:20,749 Exactly, Rachel. He's not even married yet. 84 00:06:20,923 --> 00:06:23,687 Which means he can change his situation anytime he wants. 85 00:06:24,126 --> 00:06:26,856 But he hasn't, has he? 86 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:31,828 Have you even seen him, have you even talked to him since the Fourth of July? 87 00:06:33,636 --> 00:06:38,039 Rachel, when did you become one of these women that just waits? 88 00:06:38,207 --> 00:06:40,437 And is still waiting. 89 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:43,373 I don't exactly see you living your happily ever after. 90 00:06:43,879 --> 00:06:47,645 Maybe you're right. But at least I try. At least I take chances. 91 00:06:47,816 --> 00:06:50,307 When? When is the last time you took a chance? 92 00:06:50,486 --> 00:06:53,421 Two days ago, when I decided to move to London. 93 00:06:53,989 --> 00:06:56,890 - What? - Yeah. I'm moving there in the fall. 94 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,084 When were you gonna tell me? 95 00:06:59,261 --> 00:07:03,322 Um, today. Just now, actually, before you yelled at me. 96 00:07:07,536 --> 00:07:10,061 There's a publisher who's really interested in my book. 97 00:07:10,239 --> 00:07:11,365 She wants to work on it. 98 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:13,171 Ethan, that's incredible. 99 00:07:15,110 --> 00:07:17,442 Hey, you wanna give me a killer going-away present? 100 00:07:17,613 --> 00:07:20,946 - What? - Tell your boyfriend to make a decision. 101 00:07:27,323 --> 00:07:28,620 MARCUS: Nice, Justin. 102 00:07:35,264 --> 00:07:36,925 I'm okay. 103 00:07:40,970 --> 00:07:43,336 BOY 1: Oh, nice one! 104 00:07:45,407 --> 00:07:46,704 Hey. 105 00:07:46,875 --> 00:07:47,967 Hi. 106 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:50,304 MARCUS: So I'm lying in bed last night... 107 00:07:50,879 --> 00:07:55,976 ...thinking about you, wondering if I should jerk off or not. 108 00:07:56,986 --> 00:07:59,454 But the thing was, I couldn't get it up. 109 00:07:59,622 --> 00:08:03,353 And that never happens, by the way. Just FYI. Never happens to me. 110 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:06,460 And it wasn't because I don't think you're hot. I do. 111 00:08:06,629 --> 00:08:08,859 I totally think you're hot. 112 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:10,055 I just feel... 113 00:08:10,232 --> 00:08:13,668 I don't know. I associate you now with failure. 114 00:08:14,837 --> 00:08:16,395 [RACHEL LAUGHS] 115 00:08:16,572 --> 00:08:19,473 How do you make the most hideous things sound charming? 116 00:08:19,642 --> 00:08:22,406 - That's a compliment, right? - Sure. Ha-ha-ha. 117 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:25,339 So how big you think it is? 118 00:08:25,514 --> 00:08:26,742 Excuse me? 119 00:08:26,915 --> 00:08:28,348 Oh, my God. 120 00:08:28,517 --> 00:08:30,417 The house. You think it'll be big? 121 00:08:30,619 --> 00:08:32,314 What house? 122 00:08:32,488 --> 00:08:35,116 The house that Dex's old man is buying for him and Darcy. 123 00:08:36,625 --> 00:08:38,456 What, Darcy didn't tell you? 124 00:08:38,627 --> 00:08:40,822 Yeah, yeah. My dad is Dex's dad's realtor. 125 00:08:40,996 --> 00:08:43,260 They're... Right now, they're out in Westchester... 126 00:08:43,432 --> 00:08:46,492 ...looking for $2 million mansions. 127 00:08:46,669 --> 00:08:48,728 Must be nice, huh? 128 00:08:52,608 --> 00:08:55,202 DARCY: Gorgeous. REALTOR: Oak floors throughout. 129 00:08:55,377 --> 00:08:57,277 This is the study. 130 00:08:57,746 --> 00:08:59,611 DARCY: You look good in here, babe. 131 00:08:59,782 --> 00:09:03,809 REALTOR: Hand-cut Vermont fieldstone. Watch your step. 132 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:06,316 Natural light to the left. 133 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:08,954 Southern exposure to the right. 134 00:09:12,227 --> 00:09:13,956 So how many kids you planning to have? 135 00:09:14,129 --> 00:09:16,757 As many as Dex's father tells me to have. 136 00:09:16,932 --> 00:09:18,456 - This is amazing. - Isn't it great? 137 00:09:18,634 --> 00:09:22,035 DARCY: We love you so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 138 00:09:22,838 --> 00:09:26,672 Hmm. So Dex? 139 00:09:27,176 --> 00:09:28,837 What do you think? 140 00:09:31,313 --> 00:09:32,644 It's great. 141 00:09:33,148 --> 00:09:34,809 [CHUCKLES] 142 00:09:36,251 --> 00:09:38,242 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 143 00:09:40,022 --> 00:09:42,684 - Hello. - Hey, you little tart. 144 00:09:42,858 --> 00:09:44,587 Marcus just texted me. 145 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:50,756 He said you guys saw each other today. So spill the beans. Circumcised? 146 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,234 When were you gonna tell me about looking at houses? 147 00:09:55,871 --> 00:09:59,602 How did you know? Oh, Marcus's dad. 148 00:09:59,775 --> 00:10:01,834 Um, it wasn't, like, a little secret. 149 00:10:02,511 --> 00:10:04,570 Wait till you see this house that we loved. 150 00:10:04,747 --> 00:10:06,339 Oh, my God. We loved it. 151 00:10:06,515 --> 00:10:08,176 We haven't decided anything yet. 152 00:10:08,784 --> 00:10:11,014 - Oh, am I on speaker? - Hi, Rach. 153 00:10:11,186 --> 00:10:12,244 Hey, Dex. 154 00:10:12,421 --> 00:10:14,082 You like the house too? 155 00:10:15,124 --> 00:10:18,321 Uh, yeah, it was... It was okay. 156 00:10:18,494 --> 00:10:20,052 DARCY: What are you talking about? 157 00:10:20,229 --> 00:10:23,426 - We loved it. - That's great. I gotta go. But, Darce? 158 00:10:23,599 --> 00:10:26,727 - Yeah. - Yes, Marcus is circumcised. 159 00:10:30,806 --> 00:10:33,934 Opposing counsel gave me a two-week extension to respond. 160 00:10:34,109 --> 00:10:35,133 Yes, I'll hold. 161 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,909 [CELL PHONE BUZZES] 162 00:10:54,463 --> 00:10:56,226 [WOMEN CHEERING AND LAUGHING] 163 00:10:58,934 --> 00:11:00,902 RACHEL: We only have one night. 164 00:11:01,637 --> 00:11:03,832 DARCY: Oh, I know. Me too. 165 00:11:05,474 --> 00:11:07,101 CLAIRE: Bye, Rachel. - Night. Bye. 166 00:11:07,276 --> 00:11:09,574 - Good night. Good night, Darcy. - Air, air. 167 00:11:09,745 --> 00:11:11,940 Darce, where...? Where are you going? 168 00:11:12,114 --> 00:11:15,015 You know what? I'm gonna sleep over at Rachel's tonight. 169 00:11:15,184 --> 00:11:17,914 Oh, come on. We haven't had a sleepover in, like, forever. 170 00:11:18,086 --> 00:11:21,852 And, plus, Dex is gonna be out with all his bachelor buddies all night. 171 00:11:22,024 --> 00:11:23,286 Oh. 172 00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:25,684 Okay, bye. 173 00:11:25,861 --> 00:11:27,761 DARCY: Love you. 174 00:11:28,697 --> 00:11:31,131 So, what's going on in Marcus-land? 175 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:32,528 You gonna marry him? 176 00:11:32,701 --> 00:11:33,861 Stop it. 177 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:37,129 What? Marcus isn't marriage material? 178 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:39,434 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 179 00:11:39,608 --> 00:11:43,339 Who is calling at this ungodly hour? 180 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,177 - Who is it? - Hello? 181 00:11:46,348 --> 00:11:49,715 Rachel, it's me. Please, don't hang up. 182 00:11:49,885 --> 00:11:51,284 - Rachel. - [WHISPERING] Who is it? 183 00:11:52,221 --> 00:11:55,486 I miss you. That's all I want to say. 184 00:11:55,657 --> 00:11:56,988 Um... 185 00:11:58,026 --> 00:12:02,827 Look, can I come up? I just wanna talk. 186 00:12:02,998 --> 00:12:04,522 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Who is it? 187 00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:06,634 - Ethan. - Ethan? 188 00:12:06,802 --> 00:12:08,963 Ethan? No, it's Dex. 189 00:12:09,137 --> 00:12:10,570 I'm downstairs. 190 00:12:10,739 --> 00:12:12,639 - Can I see you? - Wait, you're downstairs? 191 00:12:12,808 --> 00:12:14,605 No! No, no, no! Darcy's here, so... 192 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:18,234 He's downstairs and he wants to come up at 3 in the morning? 193 00:12:18,413 --> 00:12:19,505 Um, I'm gonna... 194 00:12:20,215 --> 00:12:22,274 Oh, my God. 195 00:12:24,319 --> 00:12:25,718 - Ew. - What? 196 00:12:25,888 --> 00:12:28,186 Ew! Ew! 197 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:34,694 Oh, my God. You are having a fling with Ethan? 198 00:12:36,265 --> 00:12:38,392 Oh, my God, you're having an affair with Ethan. 199 00:12:38,567 --> 00:12:40,660 - I gotta go. - He's downstairs. 200 00:12:40,869 --> 00:12:43,133 - No, he's... Oh, shit. DARCY: Ainsley? 201 00:12:45,741 --> 00:12:50,542 Oh, Ainsley! Way to go, honey! I didn't know you had it in you, you little shithead! 202 00:12:50,712 --> 00:12:53,203 RACHEL: Close the window. DARCY: You little tart. 203 00:12:53,382 --> 00:12:56,112 Oh, my God. Why didn't you tell me? 204 00:12:56,285 --> 00:12:58,549 Um, you know, it just happened. 205 00:12:59,421 --> 00:13:01,082 It just happened. 206 00:13:01,256 --> 00:13:05,352 Well, we're gonna celebrate your just happening right now. 207 00:13:05,527 --> 00:13:06,551 [SALT-N-PEPA'S "PUSH IT" PLAYING] 208 00:13:06,728 --> 00:13:08,719 What are you doing? Oh, come on. 209 00:13:08,897 --> 00:13:11,457 - It's your favorite thing in the world. - Darcy, no. No. 210 00:13:11,633 --> 00:13:13,863 - Not tonight. - Sixth grade, second place. 211 00:13:14,036 --> 00:13:15,060 RACHEL: Not now. 212 00:13:15,237 --> 00:13:17,296 We should've won. Get over here right now. 213 00:13:17,472 --> 00:13:18,598 I suck. 214 00:13:18,774 --> 00:13:20,264 Five, six, seven, eight! 215 00:13:20,442 --> 00:13:22,637 [SINGING IN UNISON] Ooh, baby, baby 216 00:13:22,811 --> 00:13:24,073 Baby, baby 217 00:13:24,246 --> 00:13:25,304 Ooh, baby 218 00:13:27,783 --> 00:13:31,583 Salt-N-Pepa's here, and we're in effect Want you to push it back 219 00:13:31,753 --> 00:13:35,746 Coolin' by day, then at night Workin' up a sweat 220 00:13:35,924 --> 00:13:39,724 Come on, girls, let's go show the guys That we know how to become 221 00:13:39,895 --> 00:13:44,332 Number one in a hot party show Now, push it 222 00:13:46,134 --> 00:13:47,965 Push it good 223 00:13:49,438 --> 00:13:50,769 Push it real good 224 00:13:52,307 --> 00:13:53,331 [DARCY CHEERS] 225 00:13:53,508 --> 00:13:55,533 Push it good 226 00:13:56,745 --> 00:13:58,645 Push it real good 227 00:13:58,814 --> 00:14:00,679 [BOTH LAUGHING] 228 00:14:13,161 --> 00:14:18,064 People who were friends as kids almost always lose touch eventually. 229 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,202 I'm glad we didn't. 230 00:14:23,005 --> 00:14:24,768 Me too. 231 00:14:26,108 --> 00:14:28,008 And we never will, right? 232 00:14:29,544 --> 00:14:31,341 No. 233 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:35,613 I don't think there's anybody who knows me like you. 234 00:14:35,784 --> 00:14:37,718 Not even Dex does. 235 00:14:38,286 --> 00:14:40,345 Not like you do. 236 00:14:41,390 --> 00:14:46,191 It's like you totally accept me. 237 00:14:47,229 --> 00:14:48,992 Darce, why are you saying all this? 238 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,402 I don't know. 239 00:14:57,372 --> 00:15:02,002 But when you're getting married, you start thinking about all your big moments. 240 00:15:04,246 --> 00:15:06,305 And you're in all of mine. 241 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,217 Me too. 242 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,163 Darcy? 243 00:15:26,101 --> 00:15:27,659 [DARCY GRUNTS] 244 00:15:31,773 --> 00:15:34,139 I have to tell you something. 245 00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:43,475 Something I've done. 246 00:15:44,786 --> 00:15:46,617 Rachel... 247 00:15:47,723 --> 00:15:49,486 ...I love you. 248 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:54,459 And I would never let anyone hurt you, ever. 249 00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:58,356 And you wouldn't let anyone hurt me, right? 250 00:16:00,302 --> 00:16:02,236 No. 251 00:16:28,096 --> 00:16:29,825 DARCY: Rach. 252 00:16:30,732 --> 00:16:34,099 RACHEL: Hmm. - Rach. Oh, God. 253 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:35,931 Good morning. 254 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,134 Do you think I should marry Dex? 255 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,603 What? 256 00:16:41,777 --> 00:16:45,008 No, I mean it. Do you think this is a good idea? 257 00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:48,343 I mean, nobody knows me like you. And you sort of know Dex too. 258 00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:52,009 And you're much smarter than I am. I mean, book-smarter, anyway. 259 00:16:52,654 --> 00:16:54,679 But what I'm trying to say is... 260 00:16:54,856 --> 00:16:57,689 ...you're not gonna let me do anything dumb, are you? 261 00:16:57,859 --> 00:16:59,258 Darcy. 262 00:16:59,427 --> 00:17:01,861 No, I mean it, because... 263 00:17:02,531 --> 00:17:06,900 Ugh, I can really do... I can really do dumb shit. 264 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,002 Because I do love him. I do. 265 00:17:11,106 --> 00:17:13,006 And I know what he sees in me. 266 00:17:13,175 --> 00:17:14,608 What? 267 00:17:16,144 --> 00:17:17,441 You know what I mean. 268 00:17:17,612 --> 00:17:20,080 He's never met anybody like me... 269 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,615 ...because I don't let stuff get to me. 270 00:17:23,785 --> 00:17:26,879 Which is true, because I always assume everything'll just work out. 271 00:17:27,055 --> 00:17:29,580 And I guess it's because it always has. 272 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:32,386 So I make him lighter, and he kind of... 273 00:17:34,229 --> 00:17:38,131 He makes me heavier, somehow. In a good way. 274 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,261 Does that make sense? 275 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,229 It does. 276 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:47,264 And what you said in your vows... 277 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:48,704 ...I feel that. 278 00:17:48,877 --> 00:17:51,471 Especially when you said... 279 00:17:52,047 --> 00:17:53,412 Um... 280 00:17:53,849 --> 00:17:55,316 What exactly did you say again? 281 00:17:55,884 --> 00:18:00,184 - Life without him would be unimaginable. - Yes. And it would. 282 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:03,216 But is that enough for a marriage? 283 00:18:06,595 --> 00:18:08,324 I think... 284 00:18:10,765 --> 00:18:12,062 Yeah? 285 00:18:13,902 --> 00:18:18,032 You should marry him. 286 00:18:21,776 --> 00:18:23,209 I love you so much. 287 00:18:24,412 --> 00:18:25,902 I love you, Darcy. 288 00:18:27,549 --> 00:18:31,542 You are the best girlfriend in the world. Ever. 289 00:18:34,923 --> 00:18:38,086 So it's okay that I kind of cheated on him a little bit? 290 00:18:39,527 --> 00:18:41,051 What? 291 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,298 I... Just barely. Heh. Once. 292 00:18:44,966 --> 00:18:48,197 - With whom? - Well, he was a guy from work. 293 00:18:48,370 --> 00:18:51,999 And it was nothing. You know me, it was just sex. 294 00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:56,602 And I felt terrible, so that's good. 295 00:18:56,778 --> 00:18:58,302 Right? 296 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:02,644 Plus, Dex hasn't had sex with me since before the Fourth of July. 297 00:19:02,817 --> 00:19:06,480 Ugh. I'm so happy I got this off my chest. 298 00:19:06,788 --> 00:19:09,222 I hate feeling guilty. I hate it. 299 00:19:09,391 --> 00:19:12,224 I feel so much better now. 300 00:19:12,727 --> 00:19:15,321 Oh, my God. So when are you gonna tell him? 301 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:18,260 Do you want me to tell him? I would love to tell him. 302 00:19:18,433 --> 00:19:22,096 It's none of your business. I told Darcy to marry him. I'm bowing out. 303 00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:25,706 She just told you she's cheating. You want your opportunity, take it. 304 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,933 Ethan, stop. 305 00:19:28,109 --> 00:19:31,738 I don't really get it. I don't get how you let her win all the time. 306 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,404 Wow. 307 00:19:33,581 --> 00:19:37,540 Oh. No, "wow" nothing. If the tables were turned, you think she'd let you win? 308 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:41,120 Will you stop? What is it with you two? Why do you hate her so much? 309 00:19:41,289 --> 00:19:42,688 What? I don't hate her. 310 00:19:42,857 --> 00:19:46,315 I hate the fact that you yield to her at every turn. 311 00:19:46,494 --> 00:19:48,962 So why do you do it? Why do you let her win? 312 00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:52,759 Because that's what Darcy does. Darcy wins. She always has. 313 00:19:52,934 --> 00:19:56,301 She sees things, she wants them, she gets them. 314 00:19:56,705 --> 00:19:58,366 Ethan, she got into Notre Dame. 315 00:19:58,540 --> 00:20:02,203 Do you know how hard it is to get into Notre Dame? It is impossible. 316 00:20:02,377 --> 00:20:05,312 But she did. And with her grades? 317 00:20:06,715 --> 00:20:08,342 You're kidding, right? 318 00:20:08,516 --> 00:20:10,984 You're not kidding? Did you see her acceptance letter? 319 00:20:11,152 --> 00:20:14,918 - What are you talking about? - Did you see the acceptance letter? I didn't. 320 00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:17,354 Remember when she asked Michael Jordan to prom? 321 00:20:17,525 --> 00:20:19,493 They sent a letter saying he couldn't make it. 322 00:20:19,661 --> 00:20:21,629 How many times did she show us that letter? 323 00:20:21,796 --> 00:20:24,128 I could recite it right now. That was a rejection. 324 00:20:24,299 --> 00:20:26,392 Do you really think if she were accepted... 325 00:20:26,568 --> 00:20:29,264 ...that she wouldn't make us memorize that letter too? 326 00:20:30,138 --> 00:20:31,571 Rachel, come on. 327 00:20:32,007 --> 00:20:34,339 She never got into Notre Dame. 328 00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:42,607 Rachel. Okay, look, I get it. You're in a tough spot because you love him. 329 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,513 But you gotta do something about it. 330 00:20:44,686 --> 00:20:47,553 He's a coward. If he breaks your heart, I'm gonna take a swing at him. 331 00:20:47,722 --> 00:20:50,384 - Then I'm gonna let him beat me up. - I gotta go. I'm late. 332 00:20:50,558 --> 00:20:54,221 I know! Rachel, that's the point. Be late. Better yet, quit. 333 00:20:54,396 --> 00:20:56,762 At least it would be a decision. Rachel! 334 00:20:56,931 --> 00:21:00,992 You're all going to hell anyway, so you might as well do something for yourself. 335 00:21:01,169 --> 00:21:04,104 For once. Rachel, you deserve to be happy. 336 00:21:04,272 --> 00:21:06,536 Then butt out. That would make me happy. 337 00:21:08,076 --> 00:21:09,668 I'll figure it out on my own. 338 00:21:09,944 --> 00:21:15,712 Oh. Oh, that's great. Let me know how that goes. 339 00:21:22,223 --> 00:21:23,884 MARCUS: Serve is up. 340 00:21:24,059 --> 00:21:25,617 All right. 341 00:21:27,962 --> 00:21:30,192 DARCY: Whoo! DEX: Go! Yes! 342 00:21:30,598 --> 00:21:32,759 Five-zip. We're killing you, Rachel. 343 00:21:32,934 --> 00:21:34,196 Isn't that the truth? 344 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:36,694 It is, right? 345 00:21:36,871 --> 00:21:39,203 MARCUS: I'm really competitive, so I need you to focus. 346 00:21:39,374 --> 00:21:42,537 You gotta pop it, Rach. Pop it. 347 00:21:42,710 --> 00:21:45,008 - It's a backhand. - Serve's up. Here we go. 348 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:46,977 Go, Dex, do it. 349 00:21:47,215 --> 00:21:49,376 - Aah! Oops. MARCUS: Yeah! 350 00:21:49,551 --> 00:21:51,280 Who doesn't love badminton? 351 00:21:51,453 --> 00:21:54,581 Have you ever even played a sport in your life? 352 00:21:54,756 --> 00:21:56,383 I think she's calling you gay, son. 353 00:21:56,558 --> 00:21:57,957 - I heard it. DARCY: Hey, Romeo. 354 00:21:58,126 --> 00:22:01,493 Why don't you get up off your ass and come help out your Juliet? 355 00:22:01,663 --> 00:22:03,324 - What? - Darcy. 356 00:22:03,498 --> 00:22:04,931 Your secret lover. Wink, wink. 357 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:08,228 RACHEL: Darcy. - Rachel shared your secret. Oops. 358 00:22:09,003 --> 00:22:11,972 Oh. Oh, wow. We're sharing secrets now. 359 00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:15,268 See, I didn't know we were at that part of the day, but I am in. 360 00:22:15,443 --> 00:22:16,774 - Ethan. - This sounds like fun. 361 00:22:16,945 --> 00:22:19,607 - Give me this. Let's do this. - The novelist wants to play. 362 00:22:19,781 --> 00:22:22,113 I got an idea. How about it's us versus you guys... 363 00:22:22,283 --> 00:22:24,513 ...but we'll do a secret for every point? 364 00:22:24,686 --> 00:22:27,416 - Love that. - Ethan. Stop. 365 00:22:27,589 --> 00:22:29,147 Gotta do this. Here we go. 366 00:22:29,324 --> 00:22:31,383 - Don't. - I love it so much, I'll serve first. 367 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,424 All right? Hit me, Dex. 368 00:22:35,597 --> 00:22:37,189 Dex, hit me. 369 00:22:37,365 --> 00:22:39,333 His name rhymes with sex. You know that? 370 00:22:39,501 --> 00:22:40,729 I knew that. 371 00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:42,028 ETHAN: I'm so happy to be here. 372 00:22:42,203 --> 00:22:43,670 Ready? 373 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,764 [RACKETS THWACKING] 374 00:22:47,675 --> 00:22:49,199 Yes, do it again. 375 00:22:49,544 --> 00:22:54,948 Whoo! Yeah! Yippee! We got a point. I got a secret. Rachel and Ethan are having sex. 376 00:22:55,116 --> 00:22:56,947 - Ugh. - What? 377 00:22:57,118 --> 00:22:58,676 DARCY: I was there the other night... 378 00:22:58,853 --> 00:23:01,845 ...and somebody showed up for a little booty call. 379 00:23:02,023 --> 00:23:04,890 I knew it. I called it, I knew it. 380 00:23:05,059 --> 00:23:07,527 What? You told me you were gay! 381 00:23:07,695 --> 00:23:09,822 That makes more sense. 382 00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:14,124 I think that things are getting a tad competitive. 383 00:23:14,302 --> 00:23:16,998 - Why don't we just take it down a notch? - No. Honey, serve. 384 00:23:17,172 --> 00:23:18,799 Rachel's right. Why don't we...? 385 00:23:18,973 --> 00:23:20,804 No, no, no. Let's do this. 386 00:23:20,975 --> 00:23:22,135 - Serve it. ETHAN: Do it. 387 00:23:22,310 --> 00:23:23,675 DEX: Just... - You know what? 388 00:23:23,845 --> 00:23:25,312 Let's keep telling secrets. 389 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,674 DARCY: Come on. ETHAN: Serve it! 390 00:23:26,848 --> 00:23:29,510 DARCY: Yeah. Serve it, Dex. 391 00:23:30,652 --> 00:23:31,914 ETHAN: Serve it, Dex. 392 00:23:32,086 --> 00:23:34,145 DARCY: Serve it, Dex. 393 00:23:34,689 --> 00:23:36,179 Serve it. 394 00:23:40,395 --> 00:23:41,419 Yep. Easy. 395 00:23:41,596 --> 00:23:42,722 [GRUNTING] 396 00:23:42,897 --> 00:23:44,228 Watch out. 397 00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:46,190 - Excuse me. - Aah! 398 00:23:47,869 --> 00:23:49,496 - Rachel! - Jesus! 399 00:23:51,839 --> 00:23:53,272 ETHAN: Come on, Dex! 400 00:23:54,509 --> 00:23:56,374 Okay. Yeah, really? 401 00:23:56,544 --> 00:23:57,875 I got it. 402 00:24:00,915 --> 00:24:04,407 - There you go. Yeah. All right. - Ethan, stop. 403 00:24:04,586 --> 00:24:06,451 No. Let's hear a secret. 404 00:24:06,621 --> 00:24:08,088 Rach, why don't you do this one? 405 00:24:08,256 --> 00:24:10,087 Come on, guys. I think we're done here. 406 00:24:10,258 --> 00:24:13,022 - No, Dex. We're not. - Ethan, stop it! 407 00:24:13,194 --> 00:24:16,061 - What is going on? - If she's not gonna tell you, I will. 408 00:24:16,231 --> 00:24:17,220 Okay, here we go. 409 00:24:17,398 --> 00:24:18,763 [SHOUTS] 410 00:24:18,933 --> 00:24:20,366 [MARCUS LAUGHING] 411 00:24:30,912 --> 00:24:32,675 Shit. 412 00:24:33,081 --> 00:24:34,605 What the hell was that? 413 00:24:34,782 --> 00:24:36,750 Me? You broke my nose. 414 00:24:36,918 --> 00:24:38,613 I'm sure I didn't break your nose. 415 00:24:38,786 --> 00:24:42,278 God. And what is all this about us having sex? 416 00:24:42,457 --> 00:24:45,324 Jesus, Rachel, just leave me out of your goddamn soap opera. 417 00:24:45,493 --> 00:24:47,085 No one asked you to get involved. 418 00:24:47,262 --> 00:24:50,789 Really? So why have I been listening to this bullshit all summer? 419 00:24:51,499 --> 00:24:55,128 Rachel, do something, because this is just pathetic. But you know what? 420 00:24:55,303 --> 00:24:57,498 At the end of the day, you deserve each other. 421 00:24:57,672 --> 00:24:59,264 He's never gonna do anything. 422 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,874 You're never gonna ask him to, and let's be honest... 423 00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:06,241 ...you and I both know that, even if you did, she will never let you have him. 424 00:25:07,649 --> 00:25:10,675 - You're an asshole! - Yeah, maybe I am! 425 00:25:10,852 --> 00:25:14,481 But I'm the only asshole here who gives a shit about you! 426 00:25:20,228 --> 00:25:22,219 [MELLOW POP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 427 00:25:22,664 --> 00:25:24,962 DARCY: I wanna know what it is you're not telling me. 428 00:25:25,133 --> 00:25:27,624 DEX: There's nothing to tell. If you wanna know something... 429 00:25:27,802 --> 00:25:30,930 DARCY: I'm sorry, that's weird and bizarre. And I'm asking you. 430 00:25:31,105 --> 00:25:33,266 I don't wanna talk outside. 431 00:25:33,441 --> 00:25:36,808 He's not really gay, is he? 432 00:25:39,647 --> 00:25:40,671 No. 433 00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:45,541 Uh, Claire, we're not having an affair, either. 434 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,688 That was just a... 435 00:25:47,855 --> 00:25:49,516 It was... 436 00:25:51,693 --> 00:25:55,527 He's never gonna love me, is he? 437 00:25:59,801 --> 00:26:01,792 I don't think so. 438 00:26:05,073 --> 00:26:08,065 Least I tried. Right? 439 00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:12,803 Yeah. 440 00:26:16,651 --> 00:26:18,744 Ethan's... Like I said, I think it's weird too. 441 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,581 DARCY: Whatever. 442 00:26:31,165 --> 00:26:35,067 - You told Ethan? - No. He guessed. 443 00:26:35,236 --> 00:26:38,933 Darcy's upset. She keeps asking me what happened on the beach today. 444 00:26:39,107 --> 00:26:40,768 You know what? 445 00:26:41,743 --> 00:26:43,267 Work it out with her, Dex. 446 00:26:44,379 --> 00:26:45,539 Well... 447 00:26:46,514 --> 00:26:48,141 Rachel. 448 00:26:49,183 --> 00:26:50,810 Rachel. 449 00:26:50,985 --> 00:26:52,612 Rachel, what am I supposed to do? 450 00:26:53,588 --> 00:26:57,046 Forget what you're supposed to do, Dex. Do what you wanna do. 451 00:26:57,225 --> 00:27:00,285 Live your own life the way you want to live it. 452 00:27:00,461 --> 00:27:03,589 You wanna teach? Teach. 453 00:27:03,765 --> 00:27:06,666 You don't wanna be the man who lives in the big house you hate? 454 00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:08,563 Then don't be him. 455 00:27:08,736 --> 00:27:12,763 Or do. Just decide. 456 00:27:40,601 --> 00:27:42,592 [CROWD CHATTERING] 457 00:27:43,037 --> 00:27:45,665 [DEX & DARCY LAUGHING] 458 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,000 - That was awesome. - What? 459 00:27:47,175 --> 00:27:49,006 Nothing. You've got a great laugh. 460 00:27:50,244 --> 00:27:53,577 Wait. When did this happen that you were like, "I wanna be a lawyer"? 461 00:27:53,748 --> 00:27:57,240 Who says, "You know what I wanna do when I grow up? I wanna be a lawyer." 462 00:27:57,418 --> 00:27:58,942 I'm sorry. I'm gonna take off. 463 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:01,588 Where are you going? Come on, sit down. 464 00:28:01,756 --> 00:28:04,020 I'm beat. This week has done me in. 465 00:28:04,192 --> 00:28:05,318 I'll take you home. 466 00:28:05,493 --> 00:28:08,018 - No, you don't have to. - No, it's fine. I'd like to. 467 00:28:08,196 --> 00:28:11,359 Stop it. You two stay. I'm exhausted. 468 00:28:11,532 --> 00:28:14,330 - Darcy, I will call you in the morning. - Okay. 469 00:28:14,502 --> 00:28:18,336 Dex, you were incredible this week. I owe you one. 470 00:28:36,524 --> 00:28:38,082 DEX: Rachel. 471 00:28:39,727 --> 00:28:41,285 Rach. 472 00:28:41,662 --> 00:28:44,893 Hey. What's up? 473 00:28:46,234 --> 00:28:49,203 I just... I just wanted to make sure you were okay. 474 00:28:49,370 --> 00:28:51,429 Okay with...? 475 00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:55,631 Well, with this. 476 00:28:55,810 --> 00:28:58,802 Oh, yeah. Totally. 477 00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:00,641 No, Darcy's fantastic. 478 00:29:02,483 --> 00:29:05,646 And, hey, you never know where it might lead, right? 479 00:29:06,053 --> 00:29:07,748 Yeah. 480 00:29:08,055 --> 00:29:09,716 Okay. 481 00:29:11,125 --> 00:29:12,888 Well, good night. 482 00:29:14,061 --> 00:29:15,619 Good night. 483 00:29:24,305 --> 00:29:26,296 [THUNDER BOOMING] 484 00:29:30,845 --> 00:29:32,574 RACHEL: Dex! 485 00:29:35,082 --> 00:29:36,743 Dex! 486 00:29:38,519 --> 00:29:41,044 - Dex! - What's wrong? 487 00:29:41,222 --> 00:29:42,780 I shouldn't have left. 488 00:29:43,190 --> 00:29:45,852 - No, it's okay. I understand. - No. Six years ago. 489 00:29:46,027 --> 00:29:50,088 That night. I shouldn't have left. 490 00:29:50,865 --> 00:29:53,390 It wasn't okay what happened. 491 00:29:53,568 --> 00:29:55,536 - None of it was okay. - Rachel... 492 00:29:55,703 --> 00:29:57,830 No, no, no, let me say it. 493 00:29:59,307 --> 00:30:01,468 Cancel the wedding. 494 00:30:02,476 --> 00:30:04,273 Tell her you can't marry her. 495 00:30:07,048 --> 00:30:11,144 I love you. I've always loved you. 496 00:30:11,786 --> 00:30:15,449 And I should've told you a long time ago, but I'm telling you now... 497 00:30:15,623 --> 00:30:18,786 ...before it's too late, before it's really too late. 498 00:30:19,493 --> 00:30:22,394 You're not the only one who hasn't been living his life. 499 00:30:23,130 --> 00:30:28,500 I haven't either, but I wanna live it now. And I wanna live it with you. 500 00:30:39,513 --> 00:30:41,777 I can't, Rachel. 501 00:30:43,918 --> 00:30:46,250 I'm so sorry. 502 00:30:51,225 --> 00:30:52,920 I can't. 503 00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:58,114 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 504 00:32:01,362 --> 00:32:04,354 ETHAN [ON RECORDING]: Hey, it's Ethan. Leave a message. Cheers. 505 00:32:29,790 --> 00:32:31,917 [MOUTHS] I'm sorry. 506 00:32:40,334 --> 00:32:43,360 Wow, thank God you said sorry first, because that would've been embarrassing. 507 00:32:43,537 --> 00:32:46,199 - Heh-heh-heh. Hi. - Hi. 508 00:32:49,110 --> 00:32:51,806 - Wow. Are you trying to make me cry? - Heh, heh. 509 00:32:52,213 --> 00:32:58,618 Hey, so totally not a big deal, but, um, why are you here? 510 00:32:58,786 --> 00:33:01,084 I, uh, just needed to get away. 511 00:33:01,255 --> 00:33:05,453 This close to the wedding? Darcy must be freaking out. 512 00:33:05,626 --> 00:33:07,560 You're where? 513 00:33:07,728 --> 00:33:10,822 It is one week before my wedding, Rachel, and you're in London? 514 00:33:10,998 --> 00:33:12,124 RACHEL: I know. 515 00:33:12,299 --> 00:33:14,164 Um, I, uh... 516 00:33:16,270 --> 00:33:17,760 I just need some time. 517 00:33:19,106 --> 00:33:20,437 You're my maid of honor. 518 00:33:20,608 --> 00:33:22,269 - And you needed time? - It's Rachel? 519 00:33:22,443 --> 00:33:24,308 DARCY: Are you kidding? - I, um... 520 00:33:25,713 --> 00:33:29,843 Rachel, Rachel, the band you picked sucks. The caterer is a nightmare. 521 00:33:30,017 --> 00:33:32,611 You need to get back here right now. Right now. 522 00:33:33,187 --> 00:33:35,655 - Darcy... - Right now! 523 00:33:37,892 --> 00:33:39,382 No. 524 00:33:40,427 --> 00:33:41,451 Wow. 525 00:33:42,196 --> 00:33:43,322 What the fuck? 526 00:33:43,497 --> 00:33:45,692 Do you need me to be your maid of honor? 527 00:33:47,501 --> 00:33:48,695 Oh, my God. 528 00:33:48,903 --> 00:33:50,336 I can do it. 529 00:33:56,944 --> 00:34:00,641 I have dreamed about Darcy getting married almost my whole life. 530 00:34:00,815 --> 00:34:04,546 But I don't know how to stand next to them while they promise those things. 531 00:34:05,186 --> 00:34:07,245 While she says my words. 532 00:34:07,421 --> 00:34:09,821 I still say you should've told Dex she was cheating. 533 00:34:09,990 --> 00:34:15,257 No. And, besides, I didn't want him to pick me by default. 534 00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:18,057 I wanna be someone's first choice. 535 00:34:18,532 --> 00:34:20,022 Yeah. 536 00:34:21,235 --> 00:34:22,668 You are. 537 00:34:22,837 --> 00:34:25,032 No, I know what you're saying. 538 00:34:26,574 --> 00:34:28,235 I'm not his first choice. 539 00:34:28,409 --> 00:34:30,172 Maybe you're someone's first choice. 540 00:34:45,192 --> 00:34:46,819 What? 541 00:34:47,328 --> 00:34:49,091 You never wondered about me? 542 00:34:50,898 --> 00:34:53,196 I don't know how to say this. Um... 543 00:34:54,768 --> 00:34:57,362 God, Rachel, I like you. 544 00:34:59,340 --> 00:35:01,274 I've always liked you. 545 00:35:02,009 --> 00:35:06,241 And when another guy came in the picture, I liked you even more. 546 00:35:08,382 --> 00:35:13,183 You are home for me. 547 00:35:16,390 --> 00:35:18,858 Wow. That sounded crazy. Heh. 548 00:35:19,026 --> 00:35:23,793 Wow. And that's probably what all this is. I mean, it's probably just crazy. It's not... 549 00:35:23,998 --> 00:35:25,795 It's not love. 550 00:35:26,467 --> 00:35:29,334 Even though it kind of feels like it is. 551 00:35:32,773 --> 00:35:34,570 Don't worry, I... 552 00:35:35,209 --> 00:35:38,007 My love's not really the overwhelming kind. 553 00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:44,276 Jesus, when I'm in love, I, uh, drink rose and watch Remains of the Day. So... 554 00:35:50,424 --> 00:35:53,188 I don't know, Rachel. Maybe it's just that I... 555 00:35:54,094 --> 00:35:55,959 Maybe it's just that I miss you. 556 00:36:01,268 --> 00:36:04,203 But I think you fell in love with someone else. 557 00:36:09,643 --> 00:36:14,205 And I think you still are. 558 00:36:25,292 --> 00:36:26,589 [CHUCKLES] 559 00:36:28,796 --> 00:36:31,128 Oh, damn it. 560 00:36:31,765 --> 00:36:35,360 - I knew I should've gone for Claire. - Ha-ha-ha. 561 00:36:41,208 --> 00:36:43,608 - You still have a pump in every color. - Ha-ha-ha. 562 00:36:44,778 --> 00:36:48,714 Yeah, every night, I put on my princess outfit. 563 00:36:48,882 --> 00:36:50,873 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 564 00:37:03,597 --> 00:37:04,962 [DOOR OPENS] 565 00:37:06,133 --> 00:37:07,327 Oh, good, you're up. 566 00:37:10,504 --> 00:37:11,903 Hey, Ethan? 567 00:37:12,339 --> 00:37:13,863 I'm going back. 568 00:37:14,041 --> 00:37:18,239 Yeah, well, I think you and I both knew you weren't gonna miss that wedding. 569 00:37:18,412 --> 00:37:21,074 No, I'm not going back for her. 570 00:37:24,318 --> 00:37:26,548 This isn't who I am. 571 00:37:27,688 --> 00:37:30,418 I can't do whatever I want and not care if I hurt anybody. 572 00:37:30,591 --> 00:37:33,754 Besides, Darcy didn't do anything wrong. I did. 573 00:37:33,927 --> 00:37:37,590 Rachel, I can't hear this "Daddy hits me because he loves me" stuff anymore. 574 00:37:37,765 --> 00:37:41,030 No, this isn't me being pathetic anymore. 575 00:37:41,702 --> 00:37:45,433 I have always thought it was Darcy who took things from me... 576 00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:49,735 ...but really it was just me who was giving everything up to her. 577 00:37:51,178 --> 00:37:52,873 And Darcy may be... 578 00:37:54,214 --> 00:37:59,379 ...whatever Darcy is. I don't know what Darcy is, but she is my best friend. 579 00:37:59,953 --> 00:38:02,513 And I want to be there for her. 580 00:38:02,689 --> 00:38:04,919 So I'm going to that wedding. 581 00:38:13,067 --> 00:38:14,625 Then you win. 582 00:38:45,232 --> 00:38:46,665 How did you, uh...? 583 00:38:46,834 --> 00:38:50,827 Called your office. I wanted to be here when you got home. 584 00:38:52,773 --> 00:38:54,502 You have to go. 585 00:38:55,476 --> 00:38:57,341 I can't do this anymore. 586 00:38:59,079 --> 00:39:03,914 She deserves better. So do you. So do I. 587 00:39:08,589 --> 00:39:10,022 I called off the wedding. 588 00:39:19,766 --> 00:39:21,597 I told her I couldn't marry her. 589 00:39:24,538 --> 00:39:26,028 When? 590 00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:29,004 Couple hours ago. 591 00:39:37,784 --> 00:39:39,479 What did she say? 592 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,144 What did she do? 593 00:39:41,321 --> 00:39:43,516 She's pretty upset. 594 00:39:43,790 --> 00:39:46,884 Mostly about what people are gonna think. 595 00:39:47,528 --> 00:39:49,553 Then she threw a few things. 596 00:39:49,963 --> 00:39:51,692 Did you tell her about us? 597 00:39:52,833 --> 00:39:56,667 She asked if there was someone else. I said no. 598 00:39:58,939 --> 00:40:01,669 Because I'm not sure yet if there still is. 599 00:40:03,510 --> 00:40:05,478 I don't know what to say. 600 00:40:05,646 --> 00:40:10,982 I don't expect anything. I don't deserve to expect anything. 601 00:40:11,685 --> 00:40:15,246 I was afraid of hurting people. 602 00:40:15,422 --> 00:40:17,822 And I just want to thank you... 603 00:40:18,292 --> 00:40:21,261 ...for finally asking for what you wanted... 604 00:40:23,697 --> 00:40:25,824 ...and for helping me to do the same. 605 00:40:28,669 --> 00:40:30,864 I want to apologize... 606 00:40:33,540 --> 00:40:36,941 ...for being such a moron outside that bar six years ago... 607 00:40:39,313 --> 00:40:42,146 ...and outside the Jetty last week... 608 00:40:44,785 --> 00:40:49,119 ...where I made the worst decision of my life. 609 00:40:51,692 --> 00:40:56,288 Basically, you and I shouldn't have conversations outside bars anymore. 610 00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:06,706 [BANGING ON DOOR] 611 00:41:07,507 --> 00:41:09,270 DARCY: Rachel. Open up. 612 00:41:11,712 --> 00:41:14,806 - Darcy. DARCY: Yes. Open the door. 613 00:41:14,982 --> 00:41:16,745 How did you get into the building? 614 00:41:16,917 --> 00:41:20,114 DARCY: There was a pizza guy and he let me in. Who cares? Open the door. 615 00:41:20,287 --> 00:41:22,278 I need to talk to you! 616 00:41:23,357 --> 00:41:24,381 Yeah, um... 617 00:41:25,525 --> 00:41:26,992 - I'm just changing. DARCY: Ugh! 618 00:41:27,494 --> 00:41:31,396 I've seen your ass. Open the door. 619 00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:34,990 I called off the wedding. 620 00:41:37,804 --> 00:41:39,169 - You did. - Well... 621 00:41:39,906 --> 00:41:43,569 ...technically, Dex said it first, but I was thinking the same thing. 622 00:41:43,910 --> 00:41:48,074 Wow. I think I need some air to process that. Wanna go for a walk? 623 00:41:48,248 --> 00:41:50,944 No. I need to sit down. 624 00:41:51,118 --> 00:41:53,951 - Before I tell you what I came to tell you... - Okay. 625 00:41:54,121 --> 00:41:56,988 ...I just wanna say that I'm not the only one of us... 626 00:41:57,157 --> 00:41:59,022 ...who's being dishonest here. 627 00:42:03,463 --> 00:42:06,364 - What have I been dishonest about? - Please. 628 00:42:07,134 --> 00:42:08,965 Give me a little credit, Rachel. 629 00:42:11,171 --> 00:42:13,264 Claire told me you were lying about Ethan. 630 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,637 I know for an absolute fact that you are not sleeping with Marcus. 631 00:42:16,810 --> 00:42:20,211 So, what, you're making up stories to make me jealous? 632 00:42:20,380 --> 00:42:23,838 You know I'm more sexual than you. I always have been. 633 00:42:24,017 --> 00:42:27,145 I wasn't e... And there was never a... 634 00:42:28,822 --> 00:42:31,017 How did you know I never slept with Marcus? 635 00:42:31,858 --> 00:42:35,294 Well, um, you said he was circumcised. 636 00:42:36,463 --> 00:42:39,489 - Okay. - And he is not. 637 00:42:42,035 --> 00:42:43,832 Marcus is the guy you slept with? 638 00:42:44,271 --> 00:42:46,762 That's what I wanted to tell you. 639 00:42:46,940 --> 00:42:49,670 - Can you get me some water? - Wait, when? 640 00:42:50,110 --> 00:42:51,941 When did you sleep with him? 641 00:42:52,112 --> 00:42:53,909 Fourth of July. 642 00:42:54,081 --> 00:42:56,914 Well, we were both lonely, and we were both drunk. 643 00:42:57,084 --> 00:42:58,108 [FLOOR CREAKS NEARBY] 644 00:42:58,285 --> 00:43:01,049 And we both felt awful afterwards. 645 00:43:01,988 --> 00:43:06,823 I mean, we promised right then and there that we would never do it again. 646 00:43:08,528 --> 00:43:11,725 And we broke that promise, because we did it again. 647 00:43:11,898 --> 00:43:12,922 A couple times. 648 00:43:13,100 --> 00:43:15,034 You slept with him more than once? 649 00:43:17,237 --> 00:43:21,435 Oh, God. Marcus and I have a... 650 00:43:21,742 --> 00:43:23,209 Sit. 651 00:43:23,377 --> 00:43:27,108 Okay, Marcus and I have an extremely powerful connection. 652 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,077 It's like... 653 00:43:30,083 --> 00:43:31,277 ...genetic. 654 00:43:31,685 --> 00:43:33,277 Genetic. 655 00:43:34,421 --> 00:43:36,218 Chemical? 656 00:43:36,723 --> 00:43:39,021 Whatever. I'm not a word person. 657 00:43:39,192 --> 00:43:44,459 Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, I'm gonna need you now more than ever. 658 00:43:48,735 --> 00:43:50,464 I took a test. 659 00:43:52,272 --> 00:43:53,466 You're pregnant? 660 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,540 I am. 661 00:43:56,610 --> 00:43:59,044 It's crazy. 662 00:43:59,212 --> 00:44:01,874 I mean... And good. 663 00:44:02,048 --> 00:44:04,539 I mean, Marcus has been amazing. 664 00:44:04,718 --> 00:44:07,653 He is not what you think. 665 00:44:08,622 --> 00:44:12,581 Yes, yes, he's a caveman, a total caveman. 666 00:44:12,759 --> 00:44:16,058 But one time, he made a little splint... 667 00:44:16,229 --> 00:44:19,096 ...for this little chipmunk with a broken leg. 668 00:44:19,266 --> 00:44:21,530 Is that not the sweetest thing you've ever heard? 669 00:44:21,701 --> 00:44:23,191 Yeah. 670 00:44:23,370 --> 00:44:28,000 I gotta go. He's downstairs. He's waiting. But I love you so much. 671 00:44:32,145 --> 00:44:34,511 It's crazy... 672 00:44:34,681 --> 00:44:36,945 ...how things work out sometimes, huh? 673 00:44:40,487 --> 00:44:42,045 Bye. 674 00:44:46,726 --> 00:44:48,785 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 675 00:44:58,972 --> 00:45:01,202 Is that Dex's jacket? 676 00:45:07,614 --> 00:45:09,275 What is it doing here? 677 00:45:10,350 --> 00:45:13,444 Oh, he just left it at the restaurant. I must've picked it up. 678 00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:15,417 No. 679 00:45:15,856 --> 00:45:20,156 No, he didn't, because he was wearing it today, so... 680 00:45:20,927 --> 00:45:23,293 What is it doing here? 681 00:45:25,332 --> 00:45:26,993 What is it doing here? 682 00:45:28,134 --> 00:45:29,533 Darcy... 683 00:45:31,738 --> 00:45:33,171 Where is he? 684 00:45:34,274 --> 00:45:35,502 Darcy. 685 00:45:36,042 --> 00:45:37,600 Where is he? 686 00:45:39,646 --> 00:45:41,409 Where is he? 687 00:45:42,282 --> 00:45:43,806 Dex? 688 00:45:43,984 --> 00:45:46,248 - Darcy. Please, let's just... - Dex! Dex? 689 00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:51,086 - Dex? - Darcy, no! 690 00:45:54,661 --> 00:45:56,390 Dex! 691 00:45:58,298 --> 00:46:00,391 - You liar! - Are you kidding me? 692 00:46:00,567 --> 00:46:02,398 You told me there was nobody in... 693 00:46:02,569 --> 00:46:06,164 You are pregnant! Are you pretending you're the wronged party here? 694 00:46:06,339 --> 00:46:08,068 Rachel? How could you do this to me? 695 00:46:08,241 --> 00:46:11,108 I never wanted to hurt you, Darcy. I never wanted to hurt you! 696 00:46:11,278 --> 00:46:14,736 - Rachel! How could you do this to me? - Darcy, I never wanted to hurt you. 697 00:46:14,915 --> 00:46:17,850 I hate you. I hate you. 698 00:46:18,018 --> 00:46:19,542 I hate you. 699 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,254 I hate you. 700 00:46:23,790 --> 00:46:25,519 I hate you. 701 00:46:25,692 --> 00:46:29,128 I never wanna speak to you again! Ever! 702 00:46:44,711 --> 00:46:47,578 Dude, you suck. I'm telling Mom. 703 00:46:56,356 --> 00:46:58,324 Wish me luck, dude. 704 00:47:35,261 --> 00:47:36,956 Hey. 705 00:47:42,135 --> 00:47:43,625 You look good. 706 00:47:44,304 --> 00:47:49,105 I know. Clearly, I'm gonna be one of those girls who only carries in my belly. 707 00:47:53,179 --> 00:47:54,806 I bought him that shirt. 708 00:48:01,788 --> 00:48:03,688 Darcy, I'm really sorry. 709 00:48:04,224 --> 00:48:06,715 You're really sorry you slept with my fiance? 710 00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:10,688 No, I'm sorry I hurt you. 711 00:48:14,901 --> 00:48:16,801 You always were jealous of me. 712 00:48:18,171 --> 00:48:20,469 Ever since I got into Notre Dame. 713 00:48:24,344 --> 00:48:25,709 You're right. 714 00:48:28,515 --> 00:48:30,710 Darcy, I miss you. 715 00:48:33,453 --> 00:48:35,444 Every day. 716 00:48:46,933 --> 00:48:51,199 You know, I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life... 717 00:48:52,238 --> 00:48:53,364 ...so whatever. 718 00:48:55,208 --> 00:48:57,039 I'm glad. 719 00:49:03,650 --> 00:49:05,413 Rachel? 720 00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:08,851 I am, though. 721 00:49:10,924 --> 00:49:12,289 Happy. 722 00:49:21,901 --> 00:49:23,391 Good. 723 00:49:51,164 --> 00:49:53,155 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 724 00:49:57,270 --> 00:49:59,101 Hey. Where are you? 725 00:50:18,057 --> 00:50:19,991 I'll take this. 726 00:52:42,902 --> 00:52:44,893 [BELLS GONGING] 727 00:52:45,338 --> 00:52:47,431 What'd I miss? What did I miss? 728 00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:49,471 Okay, okay. 729 00:52:49,842 --> 00:52:50,900 DARCY: Ethan. 730 00:52:53,313 --> 00:52:55,474 Ethan. 731 00:52:55,882 --> 00:52:57,713 Ethan. 732 00:53:05,525 --> 00:53:07,083 Ethan. 733 00:53:07,327 --> 00:53:08,988 Ethan? 734 00:53:09,162 --> 00:53:10,652 Ethan! 735 00:55:22,495 --> 00:55:24,486 I remember carrot from subscene :)