1 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:16,272 I was living in this duplex. For the first time, I was alone. 2 00:02:16,439 --> 00:02:23,112 No dorm, no roommates, my own place. I was so happy. 3 00:02:24,946 --> 00:02:28,367 I had my own parking space. 4 00:02:44,591 --> 00:02:47,928 Where I come from, they don't keep them in cages. 5 00:02:48,094 --> 00:02:53,809 They keep them in bins, you know, so you can reach in and touch them. 6 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:13,163 - Hello. - Need some help? 7 00:03:13,330 --> 00:03:15,875 No, I... Well, yeah, thanks. 8 00:03:25,885 --> 00:03:27,302 I'm from Spain. 9 00:03:27,469 --> 00:03:31,098 - Really? Which part? - Galicia. 10 00:03:31,516 --> 00:03:34,894 I'm taking engineering at U of W. I like Seattle. 11 00:03:35,061 --> 00:03:39,314 "U-Dub." That's what people call it here. 12 00:03:39,481 --> 00:03:43,319 Finally, a local tells me some secrets. 13 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:48,366 You don't have to stay. This is gonna take some time. 14 00:03:48,533 --> 00:03:50,786 Where else do I have to go? 15 00:03:50,953 --> 00:03:56,165 In one week, I have to go back to Spain. My visa runs out. 16 00:03:56,332 --> 00:03:58,543 U- Dub. 17 00:04:29,951 --> 00:04:33,912 This is Linda Powell from the Seattle Environmental Council. 18 00:04:34,079 --> 00:04:36,623 Okay, great. Thank you. Bye-bye. 19 00:04:36,791 --> 00:04:41,003 Yes, that's right, there's another spill in Bellingham. 20 00:04:41,170 --> 00:04:44,048 We gotta get somebody out there... 21 00:04:44,215 --> 00:04:47,927 Ruth, how long have I been saying there are no guys? 22 00:04:48,095 --> 00:04:49,471 Forever. 23 00:04:49,638 --> 00:04:53,432 I met one. I met one when I was least expecting it. 24 00:04:53,598 --> 00:04:55,101 You held out on me. 25 00:04:55,267 --> 00:04:57,896 He's an engineering student from Spain. 26 00:04:58,063 --> 00:05:01,943 His visa runs out in two days. He's... 27 00:05:02,526 --> 00:05:06,113 He's like a comet. What do I do? 28 00:05:06,947 --> 00:05:08,491 I wish you could stay. 29 00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:12,785 If I overstay my visa, I can't come back for five years. 30 00:05:13,119 --> 00:05:17,333 - Were you ever gonna come back? - Well, now I have a reason. 31 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:23,672 I want you to have this. 32 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:29,344 I wish I was better able to tell you what I am thinking. 33 00:05:29,512 --> 00:05:34,391 But this is a symbol of our future. 34 00:05:37,186 --> 00:05:42,234 I want to return in two months and see you again. 35 00:05:47,406 --> 00:05:51,992 I don't really have much to give you, but... 36 00:05:53,911 --> 00:05:55,622 It's important to me. 37 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:01,087 Use this when you get back. 38 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:07,426 You'll always have a parking space. 39 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:23,526 Hello. 40 00:06:23,693 --> 00:06:27,906 Don't wake up. I'm getting on the plane. I wanted to say bye. 41 00:06:28,071 --> 00:06:34,746 - I'll see you soon. Goodbye, Linda. - Goodbye, honey. I miss you already. 42 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:40,878 Did you perform any other acts with him before he left? 43 00:06:41,044 --> 00:06:47,174 It's amazing. We can't hide things in language. We speak in basics. 44 00:06:47,883 --> 00:06:48,968 "Basics"? 45 00:06:49,135 --> 00:06:54,683 If I married him, he could live here. I'd always have someone to go out with. 46 00:06:54,891 --> 00:06:58,271 You're talking about marrying this guy? 47 00:06:58,729 --> 00:07:01,732 I'm tired of all the games. 48 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:08,781 If you were married, would we still go out dancing? 49 00:07:09,490 --> 00:07:12,701 - We will always go out dancing. - What?! 50 00:07:12,909 --> 00:07:16,622 We will always go out dancing! 51 00:08:13,389 --> 00:08:17,769 This is the Genie. Can't go wrong with this garage-door opener. 52 00:08:17,936 --> 00:08:22,815 Here's the Liftrex and the Liftrex Super. Might be more than you need. 53 00:08:22,982 --> 00:08:26,193 And, of course, the Linear pocket pager, beeper... 54 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:29,947 ...garage-door opener combo. 55 00:08:30,991 --> 00:08:35,037 Give me the best one you have. I'll never lose it again. 56 00:08:47,842 --> 00:08:51,721 I recently broke up with Jennifer, my last girlfriend. 57 00:08:51,887 --> 00:08:55,182 I did it in a crowded restaurant. 58 00:08:55,516 --> 00:08:59,812 She just stared at me with that look: "How can you pass me up?" 59 00:08:59,979 --> 00:09:03,816 I told her we weren't right, all the stuff we both knew. 60 00:09:03,983 --> 00:09:08,529 I realized I was wrong, tried to get back with her. She won't see me. 61 00:09:08,696 --> 00:09:11,324 Now she's with Tony. 62 00:09:13,492 --> 00:09:17,496 Tony knows my friend Bailey, who's friends with Tony's other girl, Rita. 63 00:09:17,663 --> 00:09:21,042 Rita, who I broke up with to go out with Jennifer. 64 00:09:21,209 --> 00:09:25,004 So do I tell Jennifer I know Tony's going out with Rita... 65 00:09:25,171 --> 00:09:28,549 ...or do I tell Rita I know about Tony and Jennifer? 66 00:09:28,717 --> 00:09:32,261 Tony will tell Jennifer I was dating Rita when I was with her. 67 00:09:32,429 --> 00:09:36,014 How does stuff get so complicated? I don't know. 68 00:09:36,724 --> 00:09:42,189 Sometimes I wish it was as simple as this postcard somebody sent me once. 69 00:09:46,108 --> 00:09:48,278 Isn't that great? 70 00:09:52,534 --> 00:09:54,867 I don't know. I think... 71 00:09:55,035 --> 00:09:57,412 Cliff! I'm talking here, man. 72 00:10:00,708 --> 00:10:02,627 I'm back to the beginning. 73 00:10:02,793 --> 00:10:05,963 My dad left home when I was 8. He said to me: 74 00:10:06,130 --> 00:10:09,717 "Have fun. Stay single." 75 00:10:10,467 --> 00:10:12,177 I was 8. 76 00:10:13,178 --> 00:10:17,182 My mom's a teacher. She took me to a doctor to learn about sex. 77 00:10:17,349 --> 00:10:18,517 He was from Boston. 78 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:23,981 The father and the mother have finally learned to come together. 79 00:10:24,148 --> 00:10:28,111 The father inserts his penis... 80 00:10:28,278 --> 00:10:32,281 You do know what the penis is, don't you, Steve? 81 00:10:34,992 --> 00:10:39,955 The father inserts the penis into the mother's vagina. 82 00:10:40,123 --> 00:10:45,922 This is called intercourse, and what comes out is called sperm. 83 00:10:46,296 --> 00:10:51,259 And then, the man keeps moving until something squirts out of his penis. 84 00:10:51,427 --> 00:10:54,345 - What? - Yeah, what comes out? 85 00:10:54,512 --> 00:10:58,017 - Spam! - Oh, man! 86 00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:04,983 So maybe it was never simple. I'll tell you this... 87 00:11:05,149 --> 00:11:10,238 ...for the next three years, I'm going to concentrate on work. 88 00:11:10,404 --> 00:11:14,325 Work is the only thing I have complete control over. 89 00:11:15,158 --> 00:11:16,828 Work. 90 00:11:17,036 --> 00:11:18,871 I gotta go. 91 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:51,072 I'm 23. Remember how old 23 seemed when you were little? 92 00:11:51,237 --> 00:11:55,910 I thought people would be traveling in air locks and I'd have five kids. 93 00:11:56,077 --> 00:11:58,913 Here I am, 23. 94 00:11:59,079 --> 00:12:02,959 Things are... They're basically the same. 95 00:12:03,126 --> 00:12:06,755 I think time's running out to do something bizarre. 96 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:12,093 Somewhere around 25, bizarre becomes immature. 97 00:12:13,552 --> 00:12:17,306 I get inspiration from my boyfriend. He's a musician. 98 00:12:32,405 --> 00:12:37,286 His band put out an independent album last month. He's a good artist too. 99 00:12:46,044 --> 00:12:49,172 He's like a Renaissance man. 100 00:12:49,339 --> 00:12:51,968 I'm so glad he moved into my building. 101 00:13:11,696 --> 00:13:14,949 Janet. What's the ordeal? 102 00:13:15,324 --> 00:13:20,289 Your machine wasn't on, and I was supposed to see you Saturday but... 103 00:13:20,454 --> 00:13:24,166 So I just thought I'd come by and say, hi. 104 00:13:24,376 --> 00:13:26,837 - Hi. - Hey. 105 00:13:27,003 --> 00:13:31,216 - So how about this weekend? - This weekend we're really busy. 106 00:13:31,383 --> 00:13:33,677 - We got that show, right? - Yeah, that show. 107 00:13:33,844 --> 00:13:36,638 - We got these guys coming from L.A. - Great. 108 00:13:36,805 --> 00:13:39,226 - It's gonna be rocking. - Bye, Cliff. 109 00:13:39,390 --> 00:13:41,893 - So come over after. - Deal. 110 00:13:44,145 --> 00:13:48,316 Look, Janet, you know I see other people still, right? 111 00:13:48,526 --> 00:13:51,486 You do know that, don't you? 112 00:13:53,156 --> 00:13:55,283 You don't fool me. 113 00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:58,619 Janet, I could not be fooling you less. 114 00:13:59,204 --> 00:14:02,207 Cliff, you gotta move your truck, man. 115 00:14:02,581 --> 00:14:05,376 I know what you're thinking. We connected. 116 00:14:05,543 --> 00:14:10,048 And when you make the connection, chemistry takes care of itself. 117 00:14:10,214 --> 00:14:15,053 So sit back and enjoy it because you know when it's real. This is real. 118 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:18,388 We just don't even have to discuss it. 119 00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:22,435 Janet, you're spazzing off on me. 120 00:14:27,107 --> 00:14:29,401 Hey, Cliff, while we're young. 121 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:44,917 So I'll see you Saturday, and then I'll help you with your speakers. 122 00:14:48,212 --> 00:14:52,467 What can I say, man? She's crazy about me. 123 00:14:56,221 --> 00:14:58,472 Check it out, my new Gortec watch. 124 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:02,184 I can store 20 numbers. Tonight, I'll fill it. 125 00:15:02,351 --> 00:15:05,647 All or nothing. Tonight, I'll be the super me. 126 00:15:06,022 --> 00:15:10,652 What if the super you meets the super her, and the super her rejects you? 127 00:15:10,818 --> 00:15:13,322 - Then it's no problem. - Why? 128 00:15:13,488 --> 00:15:17,075 Because it was never you. It was just an act. 129 00:15:18,911 --> 00:15:22,539 - I live my life like a French movie. - What? 130 00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:26,835 Webster and 24th, it should be here. 131 00:15:28,044 --> 00:15:31,299 Let's ask this clown where the club is. 132 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,427 Hey, man... 133 00:15:34,593 --> 00:15:36,845 ...where's De Soto? 134 00:15:39,347 --> 00:15:42,810 I get it, you're a mime. Mime the address. 135 00:15:42,977 --> 00:15:46,855 Well, give me a ride, and I'll show you. 136 00:15:47,899 --> 00:15:50,527 Where's De Soto? Our car broke down. 137 00:15:53,571 --> 00:15:57,867 I'll tell you about love. Love disappears, baby. 138 00:15:58,368 --> 00:16:02,288 When I've been broke, babe has been off like a prom dress. 139 00:16:02,455 --> 00:16:04,917 Maybe it's the girls you choose. 140 00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:07,837 Maybe I've been hurt, or I've been dogged! 141 00:16:08,002 --> 00:16:11,923 - Know where this place is? - Do I look like a Thomas Guide? 142 00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:14,383 - You really shouldn't speak. - Yes. 143 00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:16,887 - Where do you work? - I'm a ma�tre d'. 144 00:16:17,053 --> 00:16:20,390 - Department of Transportation. - Solving the gridlock. 145 00:16:20,557 --> 00:16:22,851 I build airplanes. 146 00:17:55,363 --> 00:17:58,116 - Hey. - Hello. 147 00:18:03,996 --> 00:18:08,042 My friend and I have this argument, and here it is. 148 00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:10,879 He says when you're at a place like this... 149 00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:14,299 ...you can't just be yourself, you need an act. 150 00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:17,095 So anyway, I saw you standing there... 151 00:18:17,637 --> 00:18:20,848 ...so I thought, A: I could just leave you alone. 152 00:18:21,015 --> 00:18:27,270 B: I could come up with an act, or C: I could just be myself. 153 00:18:27,855 --> 00:18:29,815 I chose C. 154 00:18:29,981 --> 00:18:32,485 What do you think? 155 00:18:34,028 --> 00:18:36,947 I think that A: You have an act... 156 00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:42,036 ...and that B: Not having an act is your act. 157 00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:46,541 Thank you. 158 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:57,928 Cliff, any comments on the Seattle sound and Citizen Dick's place in it? 159 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:01,889 I don't like to reduce us just to being part of Seattle. 160 00:19:02,056 --> 00:19:04,433 I think of us expanding more. 161 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,396 We're huge in Europe right now. 162 00:19:07,562 --> 00:19:11,567 We've got records... A big record just broke in Belgium. 163 00:19:18,075 --> 00:19:21,284 A song like "Touch Me, I'm Dick" is about what? 164 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:25,581 I think "Touch Me, I'm Dick," in essence, speaks for itself. 165 00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:30,420 I think, you know, that's basically what the song is about. 166 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,254 It's about, you know... 167 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:36,092 A lot of people might think it's actually about... 168 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:39,011 ...my name is Dick, and you can touch me... 169 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:42,765 ...but I think, you know, it can be seen either way. 170 00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:47,270 - Hey, excuse me! Hello. - Hi. 171 00:19:47,438 --> 00:19:50,064 - Want to meet up later? - Where you going? 172 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:53,359 - Anywhere you're going. - Anywhere you're going. 173 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,446 - We're going home. - Going home. 174 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,741 - Do you have a...? - See you. 175 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:01,952 "Anywhere you're going." 176 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:04,998 Always get their numbers. I got 20 numbers. 177 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:06,540 Twenty numbers. 178 00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:11,128 Bailey, you got 20 numbers of 20 girls that you will never call... 179 00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:14,297 ...never go out with, never see in the daylight. 180 00:20:14,465 --> 00:20:19,594 Twenty numbers that exist only to make you feel like you can get 20 numbers. 181 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:22,056 - Watch the volume. - Sorry. Tinnitus. 182 00:20:22,223 --> 00:20:26,269 - Club disease. - You kids are all going to be deaf. 183 00:20:26,436 --> 00:20:27,645 Bailey. 184 00:20:28,646 --> 00:20:30,357 This is my night. 185 00:20:30,650 --> 00:20:32,734 - What? - Look. 186 00:20:34,318 --> 00:20:36,820 Linda, don't look over. 187 00:21:21,534 --> 00:21:26,081 Cliff, I need another double latte, no cream, skim milk, decaf. 188 00:21:26,373 --> 00:21:30,459 I'm going to use that video date you got me last Christmas. 189 00:21:30,626 --> 00:21:33,254 - It was a joke. - I know. I know. 190 00:21:33,421 --> 00:21:37,674 You think it's something desperate people do. You are wrong! 191 00:21:37,842 --> 00:21:42,263 Expect the Best is the best video-dating in the country. Hi! 192 00:21:42,430 --> 00:21:45,183 Debbie Hunt. Call me before I go to Cabo. 193 00:21:45,351 --> 00:21:48,521 - Your medication, Miss Hunt. - Thank you. 194 00:21:49,354 --> 00:21:53,108 You make the greatest coffee. Doesn't he make...? You... 195 00:21:53,316 --> 00:21:57,322 My roommate has no domestic... Guys just don't know... 196 00:22:00,574 --> 00:22:04,036 - Did you get the tunnel stuff? - I'll call you back. 197 00:22:04,203 --> 00:22:08,498 The I-90 construction is behind. No green time from the exits. 198 00:22:08,666 --> 00:22:11,961 The Times asked why there's gridlock on the I-5. 199 00:22:12,127 --> 00:22:15,338 It's God's way of saying, "Listen to the radio." 200 00:22:15,506 --> 00:22:18,134 Did you read my proposal? What'd you think? 201 00:22:18,301 --> 00:22:21,053 I liked it. You have to move it past Stu. 202 00:22:21,221 --> 00:22:22,431 - Stu? - After lunch. 203 00:22:22,597 --> 00:22:25,183 After lunch, okay. After lunch, Stu. 204 00:22:25,350 --> 00:22:28,645 - Ted, what's up? - Making music with my fingers. 205 00:22:28,811 --> 00:22:32,148 And what a beautiful sound it is. 206 00:22:41,534 --> 00:22:44,869 Linda Powell, Steve Dunne. Hey. 207 00:22:45,037 --> 00:22:49,416 Yeah, I met you 61 hours ago. Yeah, that was me. 208 00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:52,586 Listen, you want to get some dinner or...? 209 00:22:52,753 --> 00:22:56,048 Busy. How about some lunch? Have a lunch. 210 00:22:56,216 --> 00:22:57,758 Coffee? 211 00:22:58,258 --> 00:23:01,219 Water? How about some water? 212 00:23:01,387 --> 00:23:06,016 I'll meet you where you're having lunch, and we'll have some water. 213 00:23:06,224 --> 00:23:10,271 I think that this whole decade will be about cleaning up. 214 00:23:10,438 --> 00:23:14,651 Our project spent last year studying the Alaskan Exxon spill. 215 00:23:14,817 --> 00:23:21,031 And now... And now with all the Exxon kickbacks, it's... 216 00:23:21,198 --> 00:23:24,536 - God, yes. The worst. - Yes. 217 00:23:24,702 --> 00:23:29,541 I'm trying to put together a group to go study the whole coast. 218 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:33,086 I'm having a little trouble trying to get a boat. 219 00:23:33,253 --> 00:23:35,214 I think it will work out. 220 00:23:39,260 --> 00:23:43,597 - What? - There's just no privacy anymore. 221 00:23:45,891 --> 00:23:48,477 I thought he was literally gonna swallow her. 222 00:23:48,684 --> 00:23:50,896 - Me too. - My God. 223 00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:53,148 Do you know what time it is? 224 00:23:53,316 --> 00:23:55,318 - Yeah, 3:30. - Oh, I'm so late. 225 00:23:55,484 --> 00:23:58,655 - I'm glad your lunch date didn't show. - Me too. 226 00:23:58,821 --> 00:24:02,491 - Did you really have a lunch date? - No. 227 00:24:03,533 --> 00:24:05,786 - Maybe... - I'm getting over somebody. 228 00:24:05,953 --> 00:24:09,624 - Nothing big. - I think it's a bad time to get... 229 00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:11,543 - Okay. - Okay. 230 00:24:12,293 --> 00:24:15,755 Here's my car. Let me give you a ride back to work. 231 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:19,383 Okay. Thanks. 232 00:24:25,473 --> 00:24:27,016 Thanks. 233 00:24:44,618 --> 00:24:47,788 I really like your take on the supertrain. 234 00:24:47,956 --> 00:24:50,749 It's ambitious. If it were up to me... 235 00:24:50,916 --> 00:24:55,421 She opened my car-door button. Unmistakable sign. 236 00:24:55,588 --> 00:24:57,797 I like this girl. 237 00:24:58,007 --> 00:25:00,510 Gotta handle this one really well. 238 00:25:00,675 --> 00:25:04,846 The thing I like about you the best is that you listen to me. 239 00:25:05,014 --> 00:25:10,020 - You're a realist-slash-dreamer. - Thanks. 240 00:25:12,731 --> 00:25:15,567 I get so pissed off when I think about it. 241 00:25:15,734 --> 00:25:22,406 That some jerk could trash the Mona Lisa or an ocean or someone's life. 242 00:25:22,698 --> 00:25:27,162 So who are your neighbors? 243 00:25:28,329 --> 00:25:31,876 That's Bailey, right there. He's a ma�tre d'. 244 00:25:32,042 --> 00:25:34,711 He keeps us all on free meals. 245 00:25:35,086 --> 00:25:39,049 And on the corner there, that's Debbie Hunt. 246 00:25:40,509 --> 00:25:43,971 She actually consumes men instead of food. 247 00:25:45,973 --> 00:25:51,061 And that is Cliff. He delivers flowers, has four jobs... 248 00:25:51,228 --> 00:25:54,314 ...works in the coffee shop around the corner. 249 00:25:54,482 --> 00:25:56,775 Upstairs is Janet Livermore. 250 00:25:56,943 --> 00:26:00,863 She works there too. She's saving for architecture school. 251 00:26:01,030 --> 00:26:03,324 Cliff and Janet. 252 00:26:06,661 --> 00:26:08,162 That's it. 253 00:26:09,789 --> 00:26:13,292 You sound like me talking about my family. 254 00:26:14,335 --> 00:26:17,797 Wanna go upstairs while your stuff is still drying? 255 00:26:34,856 --> 00:26:37,608 That's a good picture of you. 256 00:26:38,527 --> 00:26:41,989 Let me ask you a question. You think about traffic? 257 00:26:42,197 --> 00:26:47,870 Because I do, constantly. Traffic is caused by the single car driver. 258 00:26:48,037 --> 00:26:51,707 900,000 single people get in their cars every morning. 259 00:26:51,873 --> 00:26:54,919 They drive and wonder why there's gridlock. 260 00:26:55,085 --> 00:26:59,174 This is what I've been working on. If you had a supertrain... 261 00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:04,846 ...you give people a reason to get out of their cars. Coffee, great music... 262 00:27:05,013 --> 00:27:07,848 ...they will park and ride. I know they will. 263 00:27:08,016 --> 00:27:10,685 But I still love my car, though. 264 00:27:10,851 --> 00:27:13,020 Well... Oh. 265 00:27:14,148 --> 00:27:17,692 The Sonics. They've got a good team this year. 266 00:27:17,859 --> 00:27:20,488 Good thing they traded Xavier McDaniel. 267 00:27:20,654 --> 00:27:25,116 - Is he a boxer or a basketball player? - You dare to rip the X-Man. 268 00:27:27,077 --> 00:27:31,373 "Kiss at the Hotel de Ville." You have this too. I have this. 269 00:27:31,539 --> 00:27:35,752 And albums. Oh, I miss albums. 270 00:27:38,839 --> 00:27:41,967 - I was a deejay in college. - Really? 271 00:27:42,134 --> 00:27:45,096 That's why I still have records. 272 00:28:00,946 --> 00:28:02,405 So any boyfriends? 273 00:28:02,572 --> 00:28:05,990 You don't want to know. I've had bad luck. 274 00:28:06,534 --> 00:28:12,249 But there was this one guy, Rich. All my girlfriends loved him. 275 00:28:12,999 --> 00:28:16,378 That stuff I told you about the money I inherited? 276 00:28:16,544 --> 00:28:20,590 I made that up. Plus, I got back together with Lynn last night. 277 00:28:20,758 --> 00:28:23,928 So you probably want to go ahead and freak out. 278 00:28:27,014 --> 00:28:31,685 Oh, man. That was like a professional hit. 279 00:28:31,852 --> 00:28:35,356 I didn't wanna get close to anybody for a long time. 280 00:28:35,522 --> 00:28:36,607 And then I... 281 00:28:36,774 --> 00:28:39,276 - I'm talking too much. - No, go ahead. 282 00:28:39,443 --> 00:28:43,281 Well, I thought for sure I would meet someone in college. 283 00:28:43,447 --> 00:28:48,493 A perfect combination of Mel Gibson and Holden Caulfield... 284 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:53,333 ...and the sexual revolution would just sweep us both away. 285 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,878 I was a semester too late. 286 00:29:16,774 --> 00:29:18,776 Hi. 287 00:29:29,370 --> 00:29:32,164 Condoms. They're free. 288 00:29:42,425 --> 00:29:46,137 You know, it's okay to loathe these people. 289 00:29:46,304 --> 00:29:48,181 Really? 290 00:29:48,972 --> 00:29:53,185 There is so much life in you. 291 00:29:53,352 --> 00:29:58,399 And so much emotional larceny in these others. 292 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:04,113 - I'm Andy. - I'm Linda. 293 00:30:04,322 --> 00:30:06,283 Emotional larceny? 294 00:30:06,449 --> 00:30:11,579 We talked about how passion didn't matter as much as comfort, stability. 295 00:30:11,747 --> 00:30:13,791 - That's bullshit. - No kidding. 296 00:30:13,958 --> 00:30:16,252 - Sorry. - It's cool. 297 00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:22,758 We lived together for two years. We're still friends, but... 298 00:30:22,925 --> 00:30:24,593 I did the same thing. 299 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:28,807 One day, one of you goes for groceries and never comes back. 300 00:30:28,973 --> 00:30:32,143 Everyone I know wants everything to be easy. 301 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:36,730 - Why did I have to meet you in a club? - I don't know. 302 00:30:38,607 --> 00:30:42,444 Oh, I love this song. 303 00:31:00,297 --> 00:31:02,464 My clothes. 304 00:31:06,429 --> 00:31:07,470 This is you? 305 00:31:07,638 --> 00:31:10,891 This gas-guzzling monster? The environmentalist? 306 00:31:11,057 --> 00:31:14,269 - I inherited it. - Not sure how I feel about that. 307 00:31:16,980 --> 00:31:20,276 So let's maybe do something this weekend or... 308 00:31:20,442 --> 00:31:23,320 - Okay. I'll call you. - Okay. Don't forget. 309 00:31:23,487 --> 00:31:24,780 I won't. 310 00:31:31,704 --> 00:31:33,246 Good night. 311 00:31:45,010 --> 00:31:46,720 Good night. 312 00:31:48,013 --> 00:31:49,057 Good night. 313 00:31:54,353 --> 00:31:56,938 Listen, next time, why don't you... 314 00:31:58,064 --> 00:32:00,692 ...park underground? 315 00:32:05,615 --> 00:32:07,366 I should go. 316 00:32:38,398 --> 00:32:41,526 Grab whatever you can. Keep whatever you want. 317 00:32:41,692 --> 00:32:45,446 It's all yours free, only at Shop for Less. 318 00:33:03,590 --> 00:33:08,095 I was just nowhere near your neighborhood. 319 00:33:25,362 --> 00:33:31,159 Burglar, burglar, burglar, burglar, burglar. 320 00:33:52,265 --> 00:33:54,769 Neighbors. 321 00:33:55,895 --> 00:33:59,314 It's Andy. Just calling to make sure you're okay. 322 00:33:59,481 --> 00:34:02,234 I was thinking about the conversation. 323 00:34:02,401 --> 00:34:05,279 Trust him, although he's putting on moves. 324 00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:08,407 Passive-aggressively speaking. I'm a guy. 325 00:34:08,574 --> 00:34:11,493 I don't like that I know them, but I know. 326 00:34:11,660 --> 00:34:15,664 I think that you can trust him, but you certainly want to... 327 00:34:15,831 --> 00:34:19,377 If he doesn't treat you right, I'll kick his ass. 328 00:34:20,753 --> 00:34:23,797 Starring Fred MacMurray. 329 00:34:26,509 --> 00:34:31,139 Can you wait? Just a little longer. Okay? 330 00:34:31,305 --> 00:34:35,477 - Whenever, whenever. - You're amazing. 331 00:34:35,644 --> 00:34:39,564 I feel like I'm being pulled inside you. 332 00:34:39,731 --> 00:34:42,775 We're being too loud. 333 00:34:45,903 --> 00:34:49,950 What are you thinking right now? 334 00:34:52,495 --> 00:34:54,872 I play good, hard-nosed basketball. 335 00:34:55,039 --> 00:34:58,042 Things happen in the game. Nothing you can do. 336 00:34:58,209 --> 00:35:01,544 I don't go and say, "I'm gonna beat this guy up." 337 00:35:01,712 --> 00:35:05,591 - Anything else, X? - Yes. Steve, don't come yet. 338 00:35:22,232 --> 00:35:28,032 God, I'm in love with my neighbor. Why don't you call me, Cliff? 339 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:35,414 What can I eat? I'm tired of starving myself for this guy. 340 00:35:35,747 --> 00:35:38,541 Salad. I'll have a salad. 341 00:35:43,338 --> 00:35:46,174 If I call him, that's being desperate. 342 00:35:46,342 --> 00:35:51,847 He's late or he forgot. I refuse to call him to remind him he forgot. 343 00:35:52,013 --> 00:35:55,685 If he shows up, I'll listen. No way do I call him. 344 00:35:57,102 --> 00:36:00,648 Of course, men do like to be called. 345 00:36:01,065 --> 00:36:06,237 I'll call him in 10 minutes. That will be one hour, and that is very late. 346 00:36:10,032 --> 00:36:12,534 He is offiicially very late. 347 00:36:16,163 --> 00:36:20,251 If I make this basket, that's fate telling me to call him. 348 00:36:21,335 --> 00:36:23,380 Two out of three. 349 00:36:28,927 --> 00:36:32,931 Wait. Did no basket mean call him or don't call him? 350 00:36:37,602 --> 00:36:41,064 Busy. That's a sign. That's fate saying don't call. 351 00:36:41,231 --> 00:36:45,903 Forget it. I am not desperate. I have many people to spend time with. 352 00:36:47,113 --> 00:36:50,950 - Quit getting involved with neighbors. - That broke us up? 353 00:36:51,117 --> 00:36:53,452 - We're better as friends. - Absolutely. 354 00:36:53,619 --> 00:36:57,705 The thing about Cliff is, he has all this fierce integrity. 355 00:36:57,873 --> 00:37:00,209 - I know. - Except when it comes to women. 356 00:37:00,376 --> 00:37:03,379 He likes these club-type women... 357 00:37:03,547 --> 00:37:06,549 ...these huge, hourglass, Amazon women. 358 00:37:07,342 --> 00:37:12,054 It's great you're together, but you've got to protect yourself. 359 00:37:13,013 --> 00:37:16,059 So I'm not an Amazon woman? 360 00:37:17,852 --> 00:37:20,605 You're from the high plains, Janet. 361 00:37:26,403 --> 00:37:28,780 I'm so glad I live here. 362 00:37:48,843 --> 00:37:52,679 - Are my breasts too small for you? - No. 363 00:37:54,139 --> 00:37:56,183 God. 364 00:38:04,150 --> 00:38:08,362 Because, I mean, I look around, and all I see are these... 365 00:38:08,528 --> 00:38:13,785 ...posters and billboards and magazines and TV shows... 366 00:38:13,952 --> 00:38:16,830 ...all with these women with huge breasts. 367 00:38:16,997 --> 00:38:20,167 I guess I just... I guess I just wanted to ask. 368 00:38:20,333 --> 00:38:23,921 Is that what men really want? Is that what you want? 369 00:38:24,087 --> 00:38:25,297 You know? 370 00:38:25,546 --> 00:38:30,677 Don't lie because when you do, your eye twitches, and I know it anyway. 371 00:38:35,807 --> 00:38:38,477 Okay, ask me. 372 00:38:40,188 --> 00:38:43,106 Are my breasts too small for you? 373 00:38:50,823 --> 00:38:52,032 Sometimes. 374 00:39:11,428 --> 00:39:13,805 Have you had implants before? 375 00:39:14,598 --> 00:39:16,891 What do you think? 376 00:39:17,726 --> 00:39:19,353 No. 377 00:39:19,853 --> 00:39:24,941 Yes. Well, you take a couple of days and make up your mind. 378 00:39:25,107 --> 00:39:28,528 We skew the size specifically to what you want... 379 00:39:28,695 --> 00:39:31,281 ...by graph. Right. 380 00:39:31,448 --> 00:39:33,618 Well, what's painful? 381 00:39:33,992 --> 00:39:38,414 It can be mildly painful, and certainly safety is on everybody's mind... 382 00:39:38,581 --> 00:39:40,666 ...mine in particular. 383 00:39:40,918 --> 00:39:46,546 Right. Okay, you take a couple of days and think about it. 384 00:39:46,755 --> 00:39:49,884 All right. Bye-bye. 385 00:39:50,342 --> 00:39:53,013 - Hi. - Hi. 386 00:39:53,304 --> 00:39:57,517 Heard you on the phone. I'm in. I don't need a couple of days. 387 00:39:58,893 --> 00:40:02,730 How about that? 388 00:40:10,780 --> 00:40:16,787 Maybe for your frame, something a little less hourglass. 389 00:40:17,454 --> 00:40:22,417 If you're going to have the operation, you know, have the operation. 390 00:40:26,255 --> 00:40:30,760 - Whoa. Do you jog? - A little. 391 00:40:31,009 --> 00:40:34,846 See, maybe, here. 392 00:40:36,474 --> 00:40:40,769 - Split the difference? - Split the difference. 393 00:41:04,711 --> 00:41:08,840 Hi, it's me. I'm tired of doing the right thing. 394 00:41:09,007 --> 00:41:12,301 I'm tired of waiting for you to call me. 395 00:41:13,387 --> 00:41:18,516 I'm on the bed right now, wearing something really outrageous. 396 00:41:18,724 --> 00:41:22,271 I've got no underwear on. 397 00:41:22,479 --> 00:41:27,026 I need to be touched. I'm burning for you, Cliff. 398 00:41:27,777 --> 00:41:32,489 I think you've got the wrong number, lady, but I'll be right over. 399 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,959 - This guy plays no games. - That's great. 400 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:45,419 Yeah. 401 00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:49,007 - I've got to play this one perfectly. - Go with it. 402 00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:52,677 - What do your instincts say? - Not to listen to you guys. 403 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:56,096 - There you go. - Don't tug at her bra strap. 404 00:41:56,263 --> 00:42:01,060 She wants mystery, drama, excitement. I know women. 405 00:42:01,268 --> 00:42:05,440 I don't want drama or excitement. I just want to trust him. 406 00:42:05,607 --> 00:42:09,653 - Should I trust him? - Yeah. 407 00:42:09,903 --> 00:42:14,198 - Not all guys are like Luiz. - You're right. 408 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:17,577 You're right. Steve is different. 409 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:22,164 Just follow your instincts. Don't treat this like casual sex. 410 00:42:22,416 --> 00:42:26,920 Casual sex doesn't even exist anymore. It's lethal. It's over. 411 00:42:32,425 --> 00:42:34,511 What are you thinking? 412 00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:40,142 If I had a conversation with God, I would ask him to create this girl. 413 00:42:40,351 --> 00:42:42,896 My chest hurts. 414 00:42:43,105 --> 00:42:47,233 - You didn't, like, leave a note? - No, I left my blue T-shirt. 415 00:42:47,442 --> 00:42:50,527 - There are no mistakes. - What? 416 00:42:50,736 --> 00:42:54,324 What is that? What's that mean? Give me the phone. 417 00:42:54,531 --> 00:42:59,371 I'm going to call my new semigirlfriend. 418 00:42:59,579 --> 00:43:02,081 You're gonna scare her off. 419 00:43:02,289 --> 00:43:05,209 She's beautiful. Anyone would call her. 420 00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:09,172 - Distinguish yourself by not calling. - Yep. 421 00:43:09,380 --> 00:43:13,886 - P.S., that's how you get her. - No, Bailey, you don't understand. 422 00:43:14,595 --> 00:43:18,849 Am I the only one that remembers your last three girlfriends? 423 00:43:21,436 --> 00:43:23,645 You're right. 424 00:43:25,273 --> 00:43:28,817 I gotta let this one breathe. 425 00:43:29,317 --> 00:43:35,157 Yes. You're concerned about dioxins. Let me give you Greenpeace's number. 426 00:43:39,704 --> 00:43:42,582 - So how'd it go? - I got the boat. 427 00:43:42,790 --> 00:43:46,002 - The trip to Alaska's set. - Oh, great, Linda. 428 00:43:46,252 --> 00:43:49,004 - That is great. - Yeah. 429 00:43:50,215 --> 00:43:56,596 - Oh, Steve on two. - Four days he waits to call me. 430 00:43:56,805 --> 00:43:59,516 So, what do I tell him? 431 00:43:59,725 --> 00:44:03,686 - Tell him I went out for groceries. - Okay. 432 00:44:04,354 --> 00:44:06,606 She went out for groceries. 433 00:44:06,856 --> 00:44:09,777 Bye-bye. 434 00:44:09,984 --> 00:44:12,612 He's coming right over. 435 00:44:12,821 --> 00:44:15,449 - What do you mean, nothing? - Nothing is wrong. 436 00:44:15,657 --> 00:44:18,578 Really. Thanks. 437 00:44:18,785 --> 00:44:21,664 - We connected. - This is a small office. 438 00:44:21,914 --> 00:44:25,000 - Is this because I didn't call? - Did you call? 439 00:44:25,167 --> 00:44:28,712 I don't know why you're being like this. I like you. 440 00:44:28,963 --> 00:44:32,258 I'll call you, or you call me. 441 00:44:39,307 --> 00:44:45,313 - I'm sorry if I blew it by not calling. - You don't owe me anything. 442 00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:49,024 - Is this about your ex who calls? - Andy doesn't. 443 00:44:49,192 --> 00:44:50,568 - Ponytail, right? - No. 444 00:44:50,734 --> 00:44:55,198 - Mr. Sensitive Ponytail Man. - He is not Mr. Sensitive Ponytail Man. 445 00:44:59,953 --> 00:45:04,792 - You're scared of getting close to me. - You don't know me. 446 00:45:05,041 --> 00:45:08,128 - I think I do. - No, you don't. 447 00:45:10,297 --> 00:45:12,633 Look, let's not play games. 448 00:45:12,841 --> 00:45:17,597 Games? If I was playing games, I would have waited a week to call. 449 00:45:19,681 --> 00:45:22,935 - What I mean is... - I've gotta work, Steve. 450 00:45:23,143 --> 00:45:27,106 - Linda? I left my blue T-shirt at... - Bye, Steve. 451 00:45:36,949 --> 00:45:42,162 Why? Why do you talk such a good game? 452 00:45:42,329 --> 00:45:48,962 You talk about things that matter, that get me excited, that get me hot. 453 00:45:50,672 --> 00:45:56,804 But it's like you're lobotomized. Why can't I just protect myself? 454 00:45:57,012 --> 00:46:01,724 Why can't I just be a buddy? 455 00:46:02,183 --> 00:46:06,771 Glad I caught this one in time. I can't leave myself open. 456 00:46:07,022 --> 00:46:09,233 It's better to be the dumper. 457 00:46:09,566 --> 00:46:12,570 Mom... Mom! Yeah. 458 00:46:12,779 --> 00:46:17,783 Listen, Mom, if he invited you to Hawaii, yes, he wants something. 459 00:46:18,033 --> 00:46:23,414 And who cares? Dad's been gone for two years. 460 00:46:24,498 --> 00:46:26,791 Listen. Listen, Mom! 461 00:46:27,044 --> 00:46:31,590 I'm having a bad sugar crash. Do you think you could hold it down? 462 00:46:31,839 --> 00:46:36,802 Wait, Mom. Rinse your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher. 463 00:46:37,011 --> 00:46:38,679 I rinsed them, Debbie. 464 00:46:38,887 --> 00:46:42,434 You have to rinse off the food or it gets all over. 465 00:46:42,642 --> 00:46:47,313 I found this big, little chunky thing on my glass. No biggie. 466 00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:52,610 So. Yeah, wish me luck on my video for Expect the Best. 467 00:47:01,537 --> 00:47:02,830 Hi. 468 00:47:02,996 --> 00:47:06,667 - This is for Expect the Best, right? - I brought clippings. 469 00:47:06,833 --> 00:47:08,919 Possible looks for my video. 470 00:47:09,170 --> 00:47:13,425 Here we have the Edie Sedgwick. You know? 471 00:47:15,342 --> 00:47:18,094 Pseudo-Brigitte Bardot. 472 00:47:18,679 --> 00:47:24,517 Or we jet on over to Spain for the depressed millionairess. 473 00:47:26,270 --> 00:47:31,151 And I love these earrings that nobody loves but me. 474 00:47:32,026 --> 00:47:33,694 Truth? 475 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,196 Truth. 476 00:47:39,700 --> 00:47:44,706 I will create your new look. I will have men dying at your feet. 477 00:47:45,374 --> 00:47:48,794 Ten bucks extra, and Brian will shoot your video. 478 00:47:52,714 --> 00:47:54,549 Twenty. 479 00:47:55,884 --> 00:47:58,803 He doesn't even know me. 480 00:47:59,012 --> 00:48:01,014 Debbie... 481 00:48:01,306 --> 00:48:05,435 ...he is only like the next Martin Scor-ceese. 482 00:48:05,603 --> 00:48:10,357 Okay. Okay, I'm in your hands. 483 00:48:21,203 --> 00:48:22,994 I am Debbie Hunt. 484 00:48:23,621 --> 00:48:27,250 If you want to see how I look, rewind and freeze-frame. 485 00:48:27,959 --> 00:48:31,420 But I am not about looks. 486 00:48:37,594 --> 00:48:39,054 Hi. 487 00:48:39,261 --> 00:48:43,057 I crave responsibility, respectability and love. 488 00:48:43,308 --> 00:48:48,897 My goals are serenity and knowledge and men who can understand me. 489 00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:52,026 Oh, no druggies, please. 490 00:48:52,275 --> 00:48:56,613 I'm fairly intense, and I'm an advertising exec... 491 00:48:56,780 --> 00:49:02,327 ...at KRWE-TV. That's me. 492 00:49:02,536 --> 00:49:08,375 Come to where the flavor is. Come to Debbie country. 493 00:49:18,177 --> 00:49:19,846 Yeah. 494 00:49:21,972 --> 00:49:24,684 "Debbie country." It's funny. 495 00:49:32,317 --> 00:49:34,985 - "Doghouse" as an encore? - Six songs. 496 00:49:35,152 --> 00:49:38,198 - They want me. - They are just our friends. 497 00:49:38,407 --> 00:49:42,453 - "Doghouse" as an encore. - You can't start out with that. 498 00:49:42,620 --> 00:49:45,203 Why make them clap so we come out again? 499 00:49:45,371 --> 00:49:47,999 - You don't get it. - I agree with Cliff. 500 00:49:48,166 --> 00:49:52,087 - Hey, a review of our record. - Whoa, read it out loud. 501 00:49:52,296 --> 00:49:55,008 "When the shirtless Cliff starts to sing..." 502 00:49:55,173 --> 00:50:00,346 Wait a minute, man. I don't want to hear anything negative. 503 00:50:00,513 --> 00:50:02,765 Go on. 504 00:50:24,703 --> 00:50:27,873 Other than that, "He was ably backed by Stone and Jeff... 505 00:50:28,123 --> 00:50:32,212 ...and drummer Eddie Vedder." That's good. That's a good review. 506 00:50:32,504 --> 00:50:37,300 - A compliment for us is one for you. - No, man. 507 00:50:37,468 --> 00:50:41,054 This negative energy just makes me stronger. 508 00:50:41,222 --> 00:50:44,766 We will not retreat. This band is unstoppable. 509 00:50:45,016 --> 00:50:48,478 This weekend, we rock Portland. 510 00:50:49,688 --> 00:50:51,606 Yeah! 511 00:50:55,986 --> 00:50:59,366 Okay, are you sure you want to do this? 512 00:50:59,614 --> 00:51:03,077 Yep. My mind is made up. 513 00:51:03,536 --> 00:51:05,830 Want to read a magazine? 514 00:51:06,079 --> 00:51:09,333 Thanks for doing this with me, Steve. 515 00:51:09,625 --> 00:51:12,378 I didn't want you to go alone. 516 00:51:22,848 --> 00:51:27,561 Tell me, from a girl's point of view, what do you want from a guy? 517 00:51:27,728 --> 00:51:32,107 Well, when I first moved out here from Tucson... 518 00:51:32,357 --> 00:51:35,401 ...I wanted a guy with... 519 00:51:35,653 --> 00:51:40,115 ...looks, security, caring. 520 00:51:40,365 --> 00:51:42,993 Someone with their own place. 521 00:51:43,201 --> 00:51:47,915 Someone who said "bless you" or "gesundheit" when I sneezed. 522 00:51:48,081 --> 00:51:52,128 Someone who liked the same things as me, but not exactly. 523 00:51:52,377 --> 00:51:55,005 And someone who loves me. 524 00:51:56,089 --> 00:51:59,635 - Tall order. - Yeah, I scaled it down a little. 525 00:51:59,844 --> 00:52:02,304 What is it now? 526 00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:07,144 Someone who says "gesundheit," although I prefer "bless you." 527 00:52:07,393 --> 00:52:09,062 It's nicer. 528 00:52:09,312 --> 00:52:13,066 - Janet, sorry you had to wait. - Dr. Jamison. 529 00:52:13,525 --> 00:52:15,443 This is my friend, Steve. 530 00:52:15,692 --> 00:52:18,864 - Doctor. - Hi, Steve. Come on in. 531 00:52:19,072 --> 00:52:22,200 Hey, last chance. 532 00:52:26,705 --> 00:52:29,083 Here we go. 533 00:52:29,291 --> 00:52:32,878 I'm going to say something that I haven't said... 534 00:52:33,127 --> 00:52:36,840 ...in three years of being an HMO. 535 00:52:37,632 --> 00:52:42,388 I will perform the operation, but I don't think you need it. 536 00:52:42,637 --> 00:52:44,515 I think you're perfect. 537 00:52:44,724 --> 00:52:50,397 If your boyfriend doesn't appreciate you the way you are, then ask: 538 00:52:50,647 --> 00:52:55,693 "Are you his Miss Right, or are you his Miss Maybe?" 539 00:52:56,401 --> 00:52:58,403 Wow. 540 00:52:58,571 --> 00:53:01,200 What's that mean, "wow"? 541 00:53:01,407 --> 00:53:05,161 - Did my check bounce? - No. 542 00:53:05,328 --> 00:53:06,996 Janet... 543 00:53:07,998 --> 00:53:11,334 ...I really have a feeling about you. 544 00:53:13,419 --> 00:53:17,298 Thanks, but I love my boyfriend. 545 00:53:17,507 --> 00:53:19,467 Okay. 546 00:53:20,510 --> 00:53:25,181 - I still feel good about what I said. - Oh, no, you should. It's good. 547 00:53:28,727 --> 00:53:31,856 - Can I say something to you? - Sure. 548 00:53:32,063 --> 00:53:35,567 Your face wants a different part, your hair. 549 00:53:35,818 --> 00:53:39,780 - My hair? - Yeah. 550 00:53:42,866 --> 00:53:44,327 Yeah, there you go. 551 00:53:44,536 --> 00:53:46,704 Now you look vaguely rocking. 552 00:53:46,913 --> 00:53:49,706 You are a happening guy, you know? 553 00:53:49,914 --> 00:53:52,668 You're Dr. Jamison. 554 00:53:52,918 --> 00:53:59,092 You've got nice eyes, and you've got those great trustworthy eyebrows... 555 00:53:59,300 --> 00:54:03,638 ...and you're a surgeon, man. Many, many babes are into that. 556 00:54:03,846 --> 00:54:05,682 Yeah. 557 00:54:05,932 --> 00:54:08,225 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 558 00:54:08,435 --> 00:54:13,482 No, really. Listen, I have friends who would love you. 559 00:54:13,731 --> 00:54:16,193 See, I don't know how to have fun. 560 00:54:16,443 --> 00:54:20,823 I'm 33 years old, and I don't know how to have fun. 561 00:54:26,786 --> 00:54:30,791 There. Now was that fun or what? 562 00:54:31,458 --> 00:54:33,627 Yeah, that was fun. 563 00:54:47,141 --> 00:54:52,063 - Doc. - Yeah, I know, the operation. 564 00:54:57,151 --> 00:55:00,821 I want Cliff to like me the way I am. 565 00:55:03,949 --> 00:55:05,619 Thanks. 566 00:55:09,246 --> 00:55:14,044 A few days later, she leaves the hive. Now she's ready to mate. 567 00:55:15,504 --> 00:55:19,632 High in the sky, the only male bees, the drones... 568 00:55:19,883 --> 00:55:23,386 So Portland, maybe it wasn't our city. 569 00:55:23,636 --> 00:55:27,057 Man, where are the anthems of our youth? 570 00:55:27,807 --> 00:55:30,769 What happened to music that meant something? 571 00:55:30,936 --> 00:55:34,606 The Who at the Kingdome or Kiss at the Coliseum. 572 00:55:34,774 --> 00:55:41,406 Where is the "Misty Mountain Hop"? Where is the "Iron Man" of today? 573 00:55:42,196 --> 00:55:46,077 - We're not going out tonight, are we? - Look at this. 574 00:55:46,243 --> 00:55:52,917 These bands are bottles of bleach. It's beer and lifestyle music. 575 00:55:53,334 --> 00:55:57,589 It's like the next world war's gonna be sponsored by... 576 00:55:57,839 --> 00:56:00,676 ...I don't know, I mean, what? 577 00:56:02,009 --> 00:56:04,053 We could just take a bath. 578 00:56:04,220 --> 00:56:09,643 Just remember one thing, we are loved in Belgium and in Italy. 579 00:56:09,850 --> 00:56:13,313 The yellow jacket wasp has come looking for food. 580 00:56:13,897 --> 00:56:16,400 The alarm is sounded. 581 00:56:25,367 --> 00:56:30,707 Hey, babe, don't get me sick. I'm playing this weekend... 582 00:56:34,419 --> 00:56:38,256 Wait a minute. What am I doing? 583 00:56:38,504 --> 00:56:44,886 I don't have to be here. I could just break up with him. 584 00:56:51,019 --> 00:56:56,650 I've always been able to do this. Break up and never look back. 585 00:56:59,735 --> 00:57:05,741 Being alone, there's a certain dignity to it. 586 00:57:40,819 --> 00:57:42,113 Hi! 587 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:47,244 Hi, did I overreact? 588 00:57:47,743 --> 00:57:49,830 Do you know who this is? 589 00:58:20,193 --> 00:58:24,365 We spent a couple of great weeks together. 590 00:58:25,699 --> 00:58:31,123 But whenever things are at their best, I start waiting for them to fall apart. 591 00:58:31,289 --> 00:58:37,336 I can't fiigure out if I do it to myself or if life does it for me. 592 00:58:37,670 --> 00:58:43,343 - I'm a bit late this month, that's all. - Well, how...? How late? 593 00:58:45,470 --> 00:58:47,181 Late. 594 00:59:05,407 --> 00:59:08,077 - Steve Dunne. - Yeah. 595 00:59:08,285 --> 00:59:10,663 Doug Hughley. Mr. Deegan's class. 596 00:59:10,830 --> 00:59:15,125 - What is up? How you doing, man? - Okay, man. 597 00:59:15,333 --> 00:59:18,379 You know how much homework I missed because of you? 598 00:59:18,587 --> 00:59:22,926 I loved your radio show. That was the best. Thanks, man. 599 00:59:23,133 --> 00:59:27,639 We're throwing down tonight on Aloha Street. It's gonna be insane. 600 00:59:27,806 --> 00:59:30,599 - Would you do some wheels of steel? - Oh, no. 601 00:59:30,850 --> 00:59:32,392 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 602 00:59:32,601 --> 00:59:37,775 You're the only man I know who can mix Elvis Costello and Public Enemy. 603 00:59:47,826 --> 00:59:50,786 You're the best, man! You are the king. 604 00:59:51,496 --> 00:59:54,875 You gotta be there, man. You must be there! 605 00:59:56,001 --> 00:59:58,837 Of course, you may be busy. 606 01:00:01,799 --> 01:00:05,303 Ten minutes and we pour X into B. If it's blue... 607 01:00:05,511 --> 01:00:09,265 - Then we have a big talk. - Yeah. 608 01:00:14,561 --> 01:00:18,899 - I have some time right now. - Then let's talk right now. 609 01:00:19,149 --> 01:00:22,904 - My body knows it's going to be blue. - It's not gonna be blue. 610 01:00:23,113 --> 01:00:25,321 - It won't be blue. - You're right. 611 01:00:25,489 --> 01:00:29,785 I'm probably sterile. It runs in my family. 612 01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:37,418 - Do you know where my other shoes are? - No, maybe they're by the door. 613 01:00:38,128 --> 01:00:40,005 - That would be wild. - What? 614 01:00:40,213 --> 01:00:42,716 Having a kid. 615 01:00:44,133 --> 01:00:47,845 - If you were pregnant. - If I were pregnant, but I'm not. 616 01:00:48,055 --> 01:00:52,225 And I would not expect you to deal with it anyway. 617 01:00:52,934 --> 01:00:55,937 Well, I'd be with you. We'd deal with it. 618 01:00:59,692 --> 01:01:02,235 To friendship. 619 01:01:09,618 --> 01:01:12,871 - That's bluish, right? - It's fairly blue. 620 01:01:13,123 --> 01:01:15,709 - Well... - Put it against something blue. 621 01:01:15,958 --> 01:01:18,920 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 622 01:01:19,129 --> 01:01:23,507 Well, wait. Let's try and put it against something white. 623 01:01:29,597 --> 01:01:33,143 - What are you gonna do today? - Meet the deputy mayor. 624 01:01:33,309 --> 01:01:39,066 - Sets up the thing with the real mayor. - I have stuff to do. Do, or call you... 625 01:01:39,316 --> 01:01:40,650 - Okay. - Bye. 626 01:01:40,901 --> 01:01:43,320 - Bye. - Bye. 627 01:01:46,864 --> 01:01:48,450 - Finally... - Interesting. 628 01:01:48,699 --> 01:01:54,915 ...if we get the single car driver on the supertrain, we can change the city. 629 01:01:55,166 --> 01:01:57,917 It's all in the proposal. 630 01:02:03,507 --> 01:02:07,720 Well, flirts with brilliance. Wish it were up to me. 631 01:02:07,928 --> 01:02:11,683 Let me get you 15 minutes with the mayor. 632 01:02:12,391 --> 01:02:13,684 Thank you. 633 01:02:14,894 --> 01:02:20,065 Basically, that's kind of what we're all about, give or take a little. 634 01:02:20,316 --> 01:02:25,737 I'd kind of like to leave it up to you. Figure out what you'd like to do. 635 01:02:25,947 --> 01:02:30,953 I think that will be great. Yeah. You've explained it really well. 636 01:02:33,663 --> 01:02:36,541 All right, these are the men who want me. 637 01:02:36,749 --> 01:02:41,295 But I'm more than just a good body. Feelings, man. 638 01:02:41,505 --> 01:02:45,926 I have a lot of tender feelings waiting for the right woman. 639 01:02:46,176 --> 01:02:50,348 It's hard to get it across when you look like this. 640 01:02:50,556 --> 01:02:55,685 My name is Spiro. I'm an artist. My painting is displayed behind me. 641 01:02:55,936 --> 01:03:01,149 I'm a very meticulous person in appearance and also very precise. 642 01:03:01,358 --> 01:03:04,444 If two people really believe in each other... 643 01:03:04,611 --> 01:03:08,407 ...love can go around the world and through their souls. 644 01:03:08,617 --> 01:03:10,702 But love is very delicate. 645 01:03:10,910 --> 01:03:15,246 In fact, if you're both not very nurturing, that love can: 646 01:03:15,457 --> 01:03:18,668 I'm looking for a woman who is unpredictable. 647 01:03:18,917 --> 01:03:23,463 Someone who is complex. Someone who is willing to experiment. 648 01:03:23,673 --> 01:03:26,760 I like the way the world looks from a bicycle. 649 01:03:26,926 --> 01:03:31,932 I'm looking for someone who feels the same way I do about a bicycle. 650 01:03:32,141 --> 01:03:35,811 Am I too intense? I can be intensely laid-back too. 651 01:03:36,018 --> 01:03:41,358 I am very, very, very lonely. 652 01:03:47,656 --> 01:03:52,202 - Who? - Definitely the bicycle guy. 653 01:03:52,495 --> 01:03:54,330 The bicycle guy. 654 01:03:54,579 --> 01:03:57,625 He's like your soul mate. 655 01:03:57,874 --> 01:03:59,460 Guy with the bicycle. 656 01:04:18,229 --> 01:04:20,773 Nice outfit. 657 01:04:21,149 --> 01:04:23,902 - Is he late? - Yeah. 658 01:04:24,152 --> 01:04:28,490 - Yeah, but I expect the best. - Yeah. 659 01:04:28,739 --> 01:04:33,412 Why did you pick this Sea Merchant? The First Avenue one is happening. 660 01:04:33,579 --> 01:04:37,000 - There's another Sea Merchant? - Yeah, the new one. 661 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:38,834 Oh, no. 662 01:04:40,001 --> 01:04:42,797 - On your right! - On your right! 663 01:04:43,047 --> 01:04:47,468 - On your right! - On your right! 664 01:05:01,650 --> 01:05:04,903 Was there a Jamie looking for a Debbie Hunt? 665 01:05:05,111 --> 01:05:07,905 Yes, and he left you a message: 666 01:05:08,113 --> 01:05:12,534 "I got your address from Expect the Best. I'll be at your house." 667 01:05:12,745 --> 01:05:15,622 He was hot. 668 01:05:27,217 --> 01:05:31,345 Desperation, it's the world's worst cologne. 669 01:05:33,807 --> 01:05:35,933 - Lot of salt. - You are good at that. 670 01:05:36,101 --> 01:05:38,395 - This is the key to popcorn. - Is it? 671 01:05:38,562 --> 01:05:41,524 - Swirl with the bowl. - Good, put the bowl down. 672 01:05:41,692 --> 01:05:44,318 - Let's make some more. - You want more? 673 01:05:44,484 --> 01:05:46,778 Are you okay? I'm sorry. 674 01:05:58,457 --> 01:06:01,294 - More popcorn. - Stop, stop, stop. 675 01:06:01,460 --> 01:06:03,671 - What, what, what? - Stop, stop, stop. 676 01:06:03,837 --> 01:06:05,923 - Want more? - How does this work? 677 01:06:06,716 --> 01:06:09,469 - Do you want butter? - Do I want butter? 678 01:06:09,635 --> 01:06:10,887 - Hi. - Hi. 679 01:06:11,054 --> 01:06:12,931 - Debbie. - Jamie. 680 01:06:13,139 --> 01:06:18,020 - Wow, you represent well in real life. - Thanks a lot. So do you. 681 01:06:18,228 --> 01:06:19,480 Thank you. 682 01:06:19,646 --> 01:06:23,023 When I missed you, I just buzzed down. 683 01:06:23,274 --> 01:06:26,320 Look who I ran into, Pammy from U-Dub. 684 01:06:26,527 --> 01:06:29,238 - Pamela. I'm Pamela. - Oh, you're Pamela. 685 01:06:29,448 --> 01:06:33,953 Pam-ela, did you see that package out on the porch for you? 686 01:06:34,161 --> 01:06:39,458 - No, Jamie and I, we're making popcorn. - Yeah, popcorn with Kermit. 687 01:06:39,834 --> 01:06:43,628 I would love to show you this package on the porch. 688 01:06:43,838 --> 01:06:47,174 - Just for a second. - Okay. All right. 689 01:06:47,424 --> 01:06:48,675 - Okay. - See you. 690 01:06:48,843 --> 01:06:50,136 Sure. 691 01:06:52,806 --> 01:06:57,185 - We always said, separate lives, Pam. - It's no biggie, all right? 692 01:06:57,351 --> 01:07:00,689 - It's a major biggie! - Look, I knew him first. 693 01:07:00,897 --> 01:07:04,609 I guess that gives you the right to bone him in my kitchen. 694 01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:09,155 If I wanted that guy, I wouldn't need a video date. 695 01:07:09,364 --> 01:07:12,660 You'd wait for me to meet him and then make popcorn! 696 01:07:13,117 --> 01:07:18,123 - I make popcorn with whomever I want. - You've done it with half the city! 697 01:07:18,291 --> 01:07:21,209 At least I don't have to chase the popcorn. 698 01:07:23,629 --> 01:07:27,174 I don't think we should take this vacation together. 699 01:07:27,341 --> 01:07:31,386 Remember how you told me to tell you when you're being plastic? 700 01:07:31,637 --> 01:07:33,723 This is so unfair. 701 01:07:33,973 --> 01:07:36,602 - How much do you want for him? - $200. 702 01:07:37,268 --> 01:07:39,519 - Outrageous. - That's what I paid. 703 01:07:39,729 --> 01:07:41,146 - Seventy-five. -150. 704 01:07:41,355 --> 01:07:43,357 80 and I'll do the dishes all month. 705 01:07:43,523 --> 01:07:44,566 - Deal. - Deal. 706 01:07:44,734 --> 01:07:45,818 - Fine. - Fine. 707 01:07:53,075 --> 01:07:55,202 - We need to talk. - I think we do. 708 01:07:55,370 --> 01:07:57,371 There's something I need to say. 709 01:07:57,538 --> 01:07:59,916 - Let's get married... - You want out. 710 01:08:00,833 --> 01:08:03,795 Everyone's together for the wrong reasons... 711 01:08:03,962 --> 01:08:08,258 ...or they bail out. This is life telling us something. 712 01:08:08,509 --> 01:08:09,926 - Oh, God. - What? 713 01:08:10,135 --> 01:08:12,889 Don't make me remember this chilidog. 714 01:08:13,138 --> 01:08:17,643 Remember it. Make that a historic chilidog. 715 01:08:18,018 --> 01:08:21,104 Take your time. Think about it. 716 01:08:21,355 --> 01:08:27,653 You don't even have to use words, just take a bite if the answer is yes. 717 01:08:31,699 --> 01:08:33,826 - I want to be logical. - Okay. 718 01:08:33,992 --> 01:08:36,660 Say we're married, we have the kid... 719 01:08:36,913 --> 01:08:41,876 ...will we be anything like we are now? It's like the great unknown. 720 01:08:42,043 --> 01:08:46,505 I've got that coastal trip to Alaska, and you've got your thing. 721 01:08:46,672 --> 01:08:51,929 I want to be logical. I think I can love you and still be logical. 722 01:08:52,095 --> 01:08:55,807 What? What is that look? 723 01:08:56,516 --> 01:09:01,439 Someone who really cares about you must scare you to death. 724 01:09:02,772 --> 01:09:05,817 Forget logic. 725 01:09:07,152 --> 01:09:08,988 What's in your heart? 726 01:09:11,948 --> 01:09:14,784 I want to do it. 727 01:09:15,409 --> 01:09:18,830 - This is life telling us something. - So that's a yes? 728 01:09:18,996 --> 01:09:21,708 Yes. 729 01:09:23,543 --> 01:09:27,006 - You're gonna feel good about this. - Oh, really? 730 01:09:27,340 --> 01:09:33,845 Mom, I wanna get out! Mom, can't we get out? 731 01:09:34,262 --> 01:09:37,767 - Did we make the right decision? - I don't know. 732 01:09:37,933 --> 01:09:40,519 Please, Mom! 733 01:09:40,729 --> 01:09:41,771 - Yes. - Yes. 734 01:09:41,980 --> 01:09:43,022 - Yes. - Yes. 735 01:09:45,108 --> 01:09:47,568 Xavier McDaniel made the All-Star team. 736 01:09:47,777 --> 01:09:50,529 - Why does he pick fights with players? - Like? 737 01:09:50,738 --> 01:09:52,865 Like Charles Barkley. 738 01:09:53,116 --> 01:09:55,743 - That's a Bobby Van. - Who's Bobby Van? 739 01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:59,205 He was the host of Make Me Laugh. 740 01:10:02,835 --> 01:10:06,254 I never got to finish that chilidog, you know? 741 01:10:06,421 --> 01:10:09,757 That light's on yellow way too long. 742 01:10:19,601 --> 01:10:21,937 You, okay? 743 01:10:23,271 --> 01:10:25,066 - You all right? - I'm okay. 744 01:10:25,316 --> 01:10:27,275 Are you all right? 745 01:10:27,526 --> 01:10:30,696 Are you all right? Let's get out. 746 01:10:30,862 --> 01:10:32,573 Come on, let's get out. 747 01:10:34,450 --> 01:10:36,534 James. 748 01:10:37,745 --> 01:10:39,331 James. 749 01:10:42,042 --> 01:10:46,337 - Who's James? - I don't know. 750 01:10:47,255 --> 01:10:49,048 Honey? 751 01:10:49,382 --> 01:10:54,971 James Worthy is a star. X is just a player. 752 01:10:55,555 --> 01:11:00,561 - This a conversation you had earlier? - Yes. 753 01:11:00,727 --> 01:11:02,229 It's a good sign. 754 01:11:02,521 --> 01:11:06,066 - What? - Hey. 755 01:11:06,315 --> 01:11:08,401 - Hey. - Hi. 756 01:11:08,569 --> 01:11:12,364 We had an accident, baby. You're in the hospital. 757 01:11:18,412 --> 01:11:21,999 I lost it, right? It's all over. 758 01:11:25,503 --> 01:11:31,300 If we can't make it through this, if you do not know you're not alone... 759 01:11:31,467 --> 01:11:35,680 - Linda? - I lost the baby. 760 01:11:37,348 --> 01:11:39,141 Will you look at me? 761 01:11:43,687 --> 01:11:47,816 I was flunking high school, overweight, had a dead-end job. 762 01:11:48,067 --> 01:11:52,946 I didn't feel good about myself. My future did not look very bright... 763 01:11:53,113 --> 01:11:54,157 - Hey. - Hi. 764 01:11:54,324 --> 01:11:59,329 - How are you doing today? - I'm better. I'm better. 765 01:11:59,496 --> 01:12:03,792 I think I've read every single magazine in the world. 766 01:12:04,917 --> 01:12:08,796 - Did you go to work today? - No. It's been two weeks. 767 01:12:08,964 --> 01:12:11,967 I think they're going to fire me. 768 01:12:15,470 --> 01:12:19,517 - I need some time alone. - Alone? 769 01:12:19,684 --> 01:12:21,768 Yeah. 770 01:12:22,394 --> 01:12:26,982 I have a new emotion every five seconds. 771 01:12:33,614 --> 01:12:37,034 I think I should take that research trip. 772 01:12:37,577 --> 01:12:43,874 I should just be out somewhere in the middle of the ocean, alone. 773 01:12:44,249 --> 01:12:47,128 I know I'm right about this. 774 01:12:47,378 --> 01:12:51,174 It's just a month. It's just work. 775 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:55,346 See you in a month! 776 01:12:56,931 --> 01:12:59,515 I'll miss you! 777 01:13:06,356 --> 01:13:09,777 Hey, Janet. Come here. I got a present for you. 778 01:13:10,569 --> 01:13:15,907 Give me another chance. One, two minutes. Come on. 779 01:13:17,659 --> 01:13:21,246 - Hey. This'll be great. - Oh. 780 01:13:21,413 --> 01:13:24,375 You're gonna love me for this. 781 01:13:29,965 --> 01:13:32,384 I installed your new stereo. 782 01:13:32,551 --> 01:13:37,012 Oh. Great. 783 01:13:53,656 --> 01:13:56,240 Yeah. 784 01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:06,043 Yeah. 785 01:14:25,896 --> 01:14:30,944 - I'll replace the windows. - Thanks. 786 01:14:54,175 --> 01:14:59,516 Work. Work has never been better. 787 01:15:03,728 --> 01:15:06,147 I miss her. 788 01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:14,321 What are we going to say to each other when she gets back? 789 01:15:29,962 --> 01:15:31,922 - Hi. - Hi. Welcome back. 790 01:15:32,089 --> 01:15:33,757 - You look great. - You too. 791 01:15:34,008 --> 01:15:36,261 How are you? How was it? 792 01:15:36,428 --> 01:15:38,096 - It was really good. - Yeah? 793 01:15:38,263 --> 01:15:39,514 Yeah, really good. 794 01:15:39,682 --> 01:15:42,977 - You want to go home? Out someplace? - Whatever. 795 01:15:43,144 --> 01:15:48,940 - Let me think of the place... - There's Costas, I guess, or whatever. 796 01:15:49,108 --> 01:15:53,946 - The 3-2-1? We could go... Or Costas... - Whatever. I don't really care. 797 01:15:58,909 --> 01:16:05,248 Jesus. We both could sink from all the pressure in the air. 798 01:16:05,501 --> 01:16:06,875 I know. 799 01:16:07,042 --> 01:16:11,463 - I really got into my job again. - Me too. I was working my ass off. 800 01:16:11,715 --> 01:16:16,051 I had the Coast Guard working for us. It was real exciting. 801 01:16:16,303 --> 01:16:18,471 That's great. 802 01:16:21,767 --> 01:16:24,643 We don't have to try and be what we were. 803 01:16:26,145 --> 01:16:28,982 Thanks. I've been thinking the same thing. 804 01:16:33,611 --> 01:16:35,906 Great. 805 01:16:37,157 --> 01:16:39,410 Friends. 806 01:16:41,620 --> 01:16:46,124 Let's be the first people in history to say it and really mean it. 807 01:16:49,210 --> 01:16:52,047 How do you always say the perfect thing? 808 01:17:04,434 --> 01:17:11,108 That obnoxious mime? Was right. Love disappears. 809 01:18:03,371 --> 01:18:06,414 - Come on, man! - Let's go! 810 01:18:06,582 --> 01:18:08,125 We got people out here! 811 01:18:08,375 --> 01:18:12,046 - Hello. - I gotta go piss, man! Let's go! 812 01:18:12,214 --> 01:18:18,553 Linda. It's me. I had to call you. 813 01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:22,307 It's about midnight. I was just having many beers and... 814 01:18:22,474 --> 01:18:24,976 ...I wanted to say... 815 01:18:25,935 --> 01:18:28,563 What I should have said at the dock. 816 01:18:28,730 --> 01:18:34,863 I fucking chickened out. I lied when I acted casual, like Mr. Casual... 817 01:18:35,029 --> 01:18:37,655 ...and I should have said it. 818 01:18:38,198 --> 01:18:44,872 You belong with me! 819 01:18:46,707 --> 01:18:48,417 We belong together and... 820 01:18:48,668 --> 01:18:52,130 ...and what really pissed me off is that you thought... 821 01:18:52,380 --> 01:18:55,424 ...I proposed only because you were pregnant. 822 01:18:55,674 --> 01:18:57,634 I've got to go piss! 823 01:18:57,801 --> 01:19:01,555 - I've got to go... - Hey, this is not the bathroom! 824 01:19:01,722 --> 01:19:06,727 And maybe if I'd said this at the dock, it would make a difference because... 825 01:19:06,894 --> 01:19:12,024 I think we made a big mistake because we had good times and bad times... 826 01:19:12,191 --> 01:19:14,025 ...but we had times. 827 01:19:14,276 --> 01:19:17,822 And I would like to start over. 828 01:19:17,988 --> 01:19:20,742 I would like to be new to you. 829 01:19:20,909 --> 01:19:24,956 I want to be new to you. I want to be Mr. New... 830 01:19:25,121 --> 01:19:30,086 ...so call me back if you want to, but this is the last time I'll call. 831 01:19:33,922 --> 01:19:40,096 And if you really needed to know how I really feel, that's it. I love you. 832 01:19:40,262 --> 01:19:43,975 And... That's something you should know, so... 833 01:19:51,899 --> 01:19:56,029 I won't bother you again, so good night and goodbye and... 834 01:19:56,194 --> 01:20:00,826 ...I love you. Call me back. Goodbye. 835 01:20:19,928 --> 01:20:23,557 This thing just eats tapes. 836 01:20:33,900 --> 01:20:40,575 We're talking about 900,000 to a million people by the time it's done. 837 01:20:40,783 --> 01:20:46,080 Provide an environment safer and better than their cars. Why not, Mr. Mayor? 838 01:20:46,247 --> 01:20:50,626 - So it's a train. - A supertrain. 839 01:20:50,792 --> 01:20:53,963 I've been burned by this train business before. 840 01:20:54,130 --> 01:20:57,884 - You people all seem to forget. - We can change this city. 841 01:20:58,050 --> 01:21:00,345 People love their cars. 842 01:21:02,389 --> 01:21:05,183 Yes. But... 843 01:21:05,349 --> 01:21:07,936 - But if you give them great... - Coffee. 844 01:21:08,102 --> 01:21:11,356 Coffee... And great music. If you... 845 01:21:11,605 --> 01:21:16,987 I'll put it to you like this, and then I'll thank you for your time. 846 01:21:17,237 --> 01:21:18,905 My answer is... 847 01:21:20,324 --> 01:21:22,368 ...no. 848 01:22:04,618 --> 01:22:06,037 Hi. May I help you? 849 01:22:06,371 --> 01:22:11,918 Ticket to Cabo San Lucas through Los Angeles, first class, please. And... 850 01:22:15,088 --> 01:22:18,592 Could you seat me next to a single guy? 851 01:22:21,721 --> 01:22:24,806 I think I'll put you in seat 3C. 852 01:22:25,391 --> 01:22:27,685 Thank you. 853 01:22:31,606 --> 01:22:35,442 Tell me everything there is to know about you. 854 01:22:36,027 --> 01:22:38,613 I've got a special feeling about you. 855 01:22:39,532 --> 01:22:43,242 Don't feel bad about her. I'll tell you what happened. 856 01:22:43,409 --> 01:22:47,580 Kid talks her ear off the whole flight. Dad picks him up. 857 01:22:47,747 --> 01:22:51,208 He's divorced. He meets Debbie. His first words are: 858 01:22:51,542 --> 01:22:54,253 Look at those fantastic earrings. 859 01:22:55,963 --> 01:23:01,426 And that's all it took. Debbie was in love. 860 01:23:04,764 --> 01:23:06,308 Got back two weeks ago. 861 01:23:06,475 --> 01:23:10,060 He sends her the big basket every day. Every third one... 862 01:23:10,227 --> 01:23:14,441 ...she sends back, just to be mysterious. I don't know, games. 863 01:23:14,608 --> 01:23:16,736 He wants her to move to Mexico... 864 01:23:16,902 --> 01:23:21,406 ...and if she gets a job at the TV station down there, she's going. 865 01:23:28,371 --> 01:23:31,584 Oh, thanks. 866 01:23:34,838 --> 01:23:41,176 Tomorrow, I gotta spell her name in rose petals. Do you believe this job? 867 01:24:11,250 --> 01:24:14,337 It's so easy to fall back into old patterns. 868 01:24:14,503 --> 01:24:17,715 Back with Andy. One week and we're already like... 869 01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:23,763 ...one of those old couples, who sit around in Denny's and don't speak. 870 01:24:23,928 --> 01:24:25,640 What am I doing? 871 01:24:25,807 --> 01:24:28,600 Why did I chicken out? 872 01:24:31,312 --> 01:24:32,730 Do you have the...? 873 01:24:39,028 --> 01:24:45,159 No, this is good. Being with Andy is like being alone. Together. 874 01:24:46,328 --> 01:24:49,456 At least I'm not out there dating. 875 01:24:49,623 --> 01:24:54,334 - Love you. - Love you too. 876 01:26:01,363 --> 01:26:03,907 - What? - Hi. 877 01:26:04,158 --> 01:26:05,200 Hey. 878 01:26:13,875 --> 01:26:17,255 Hey. I was worried about you. 879 01:26:18,214 --> 01:26:22,969 I'm fine. I am great! Been working. I read half of Exodus. 880 01:26:23,218 --> 01:26:26,347 Steve, I think you're going through a phase. 881 01:26:26,513 --> 01:26:29,558 Do you realize, Janet, that in modern society... 882 01:26:29,725 --> 01:26:34,982 ...there is almost no need to leave the house? 883 01:26:35,148 --> 01:26:37,568 - At all. - Steve, you're wigging. 884 01:26:38,901 --> 01:26:42,280 I'm not wigging. What, you think I'm wigging? 885 01:26:45,701 --> 01:26:51,206 This is hang time. I'm just... I'm just regrouping. 886 01:26:51,373 --> 01:26:54,961 I'm spending some time with myself, getting stronger. 887 01:26:55,210 --> 01:26:59,089 Thinking about... Regrouping. I'm thinking about... 888 01:26:59,256 --> 01:27:05,136 ...how I listened to my instincts, and they were wrong. The opposite of right. 889 01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:10,101 Well, I just wanted to bring you your mail. 890 01:27:12,061 --> 01:27:16,732 And maybe this isn't the right time to share this with you, but... 891 01:27:16,899 --> 01:27:19,569 ...things do turn around, Steve. 892 01:27:19,736 --> 01:27:23,572 I mean, I don't even think about Cliff anymore. 893 01:27:23,822 --> 01:27:26,493 I'm having the best time, on my terms. 894 01:27:26,659 --> 01:27:29,745 You know what else? I'm going back to school. 895 01:27:29,995 --> 01:27:31,706 - Really? - Yeah. 896 01:27:32,123 --> 01:27:35,626 Got all my architecture classes. My first project is... 897 01:27:35,793 --> 01:27:39,255 ...redesigning the fountain so we can sit in it. 898 01:27:39,506 --> 01:27:42,507 - That's good news. - It is. 899 01:27:46,012 --> 01:27:51,183 People need people, Steve. It's got nothing to do with sex. 900 01:27:51,643 --> 01:27:56,440 Maybe 40 percent. Sixty percent. Forget it. 901 01:27:56,690 --> 01:27:58,525 Forget it. 902 01:27:58,776 --> 01:28:01,319 Tell you what. 903 01:28:01,487 --> 01:28:04,155 If I have any kind of news of any kind... 904 01:28:04,322 --> 01:28:10,121 ...something good and nice that I want to share with you or something... 905 01:28:10,288 --> 01:28:13,165 I will knock four times, okay? 906 01:28:13,331 --> 01:28:18,253 It's gonna be our secret code. 907 01:28:18,421 --> 01:28:21,173 - How? - Okay? What? 908 01:28:21,340 --> 01:28:22,466 - How? - How what? 909 01:28:22,633 --> 01:28:24,677 How will you knock? 910 01:28:24,844 --> 01:28:26,763 Oh. 911 01:28:28,889 --> 01:28:32,478 Like that. 912 01:28:32,644 --> 01:28:34,813 Okay. 913 01:28:36,397 --> 01:28:40,943 Take care of yourself, Steve. Please. 914 01:28:57,794 --> 01:29:01,464 In a parallel universe, we're probably a great couple. 915 01:29:03,634 --> 01:29:05,595 But in this one... 916 01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:07,053 Neighbors. 917 01:29:38,878 --> 01:29:40,797 - Hi. - Hi. 918 01:29:40,964 --> 01:29:44,176 You get my message last night? Because I called. 919 01:29:44,344 --> 01:29:45,385 I know. 920 01:29:46,345 --> 01:29:51,725 You know, I didn't appreciate you, even though I thought I did. 921 01:29:56,229 --> 01:30:01,986 I used to live out by the airport, underneath the flight patterns. 922 01:30:02,153 --> 01:30:06,324 It was really noisy with the planes going by all day. 923 01:30:06,491 --> 01:30:11,037 I used to have cookouts, and no one would come because of the noise. 924 01:30:11,454 --> 01:30:15,457 I got used to it. And then, when I moved... 925 01:30:15,624 --> 01:30:18,669 ...I missed the noise. I missed those planes. 926 01:30:21,923 --> 01:30:26,010 - Cliff, what are you talking about? - I don't know. 927 01:30:27,805 --> 01:30:32,851 I miss you. The way you used to look at me... 928 01:30:33,100 --> 01:30:37,231 - Don't. I'm finally over you. - Really? 929 01:30:37,481 --> 01:30:43,363 Yeah. I mean, you know, I still really do like you, you know? 930 01:30:43,779 --> 01:30:46,574 I think you're very... 931 01:30:47,366 --> 01:30:48,909 What? 932 01:30:49,619 --> 01:30:50,660 Entertaining. 933 01:30:54,497 --> 01:30:57,251 That's me. I gotta go. My break's over. 934 01:30:58,711 --> 01:31:01,213 Janet, you rock my world. 935 01:31:56,312 --> 01:32:01,526 I'm walking down the avenue 936 01:32:05,780 --> 01:32:10,451 And I'm looking at the garbage cans 937 01:32:13,579 --> 01:32:18,585 I'm laughing at the people I see 938 01:32:19,085 --> 01:32:25,216 Something like that. I'm playing with the lyrics. It's not set in stone. 939 01:32:25,383 --> 01:32:29,221 Give me a call. I don't know what you're doing tonight... 940 01:32:29,388 --> 01:32:31,890 ...but give me a call, huh? 941 01:32:35,061 --> 01:32:39,107 Talk to me, talk to me. 40 r�sum�s, bring me back something. 942 01:32:39,356 --> 01:32:41,609 Here we go. 943 01:33:03,505 --> 01:33:05,674 Hi. 944 01:33:05,841 --> 01:33:09,345 I was just nowhere near your neighborhood. 945 01:33:13,474 --> 01:33:17,980 I don't need to be your girlfriend. I just want to know you again. 946 01:33:20,900 --> 01:33:22,525 What took you so long? 947 01:33:24,736 --> 01:33:26,488 I was stuck in traffic. 948 01:34:18,792 --> 01:34:23,046 Well, that's the way it happens. Steve's moving out tomorrow. 949 01:34:23,213 --> 01:34:25,464 They're finding a place, and I'm happy for them. 950 01:34:25,632 --> 01:34:29,553 - Coming down. Look out. - No problem. 951 01:34:29,720 --> 01:34:35,519 I may live here forever. That's fine. Not everybody needs to be with someone. 952 01:34:35,685 --> 01:34:39,187 For a lot of people, living alone is a nasty hang. 953 01:34:39,355 --> 01:34:44,318 Not for me. My music is all the juice I'll need. 954 01:34:44,485 --> 01:34:49,657 I'm a self-contained unit. I'm a solo artist. 955 01:34:49,824 --> 01:34:53,370 Well, I better get going. I'm going out tonight. 956 01:35:01,419 --> 01:35:04,589 - Hey. - Hey. Going out? 957 01:35:04,755 --> 01:35:08,928 - Yep. You? - Yeah. 958 01:35:09,093 --> 01:35:14,973 That's a very nice hat, and I don't mean that in an Eddie Haskell kind of way. 959 01:35:15,141 --> 01:35:17,561 Thanks. 960 01:35:21,523 --> 01:35:24,818 - Bless you. - Thank you. 961 01:35:44,880 --> 01:35:47,258 Does everybody go through this? 962 01:35:47,425 --> 01:35:50,595 No, I think, just us. 963 01:35:50,761 --> 01:35:52,806 I'm going to be celibate forever. 964 01:35:52,972 --> 01:35:55,808 I could spend my life with that person. 965 01:35:55,976 --> 01:35:59,021 - All you see is her head, Tommy. - I know my type. 966 01:35:59,187 --> 01:36:02,775 - Met someone new today. - She's more my type than yours. 967 01:36:02,941 --> 01:36:07,154 - You always say they're your type. - Tell me I'm not like Shelly. 968 01:36:07,321 --> 01:36:10,324 - She should try living alone... - It took two dates... 969 01:36:10,491 --> 01:36:13,159 Hi, it's me. I just thought I'd call... 970 01:36:13,326 --> 01:36:18,540 - You said that I said... - I don't play games. 971 01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:22,461 I can't believe I feel this way!