1 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:33,096 WOMAN: Okay, here we go. 2 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:36,497 Oh, wow. 3 00:00:36,736 --> 00:00:38,397 Oh, my God, you guys. 4 00:00:38,571 --> 00:00:41,165 Oh, my God, Rachel, you suck. 5 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:45,902 BOUNCER: It's a private party. - It's okay, they're kind of expecting me. 6 00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:50,848 [LIL WENDY'S "SHAKE IT" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 7 00:00:51,017 --> 00:00:53,178 - Shake it, shake it - Let me hear you now 8 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:55,321 Shake it, shake it, shake it 9 00:00:55,488 --> 00:00:58,013 - Shake it, shake it - Let me hear you now 10 00:00:58,191 --> 00:00:59,215 Hello? 11 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,416 [MUSIC STOPS] 12 00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:02,288 ALL: Surprise! 13 00:01:02,462 --> 00:01:03,929 [ALL CHEERING] 14 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:06,258 [UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 15 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:12,337 I know you told me not to, but I just had to. 16 00:01:12,505 --> 00:01:13,836 I just had to. 17 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:16,100 - You're not mad, are you? - No, it's sweet. 18 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:17,402 And are you surprised? 19 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:19,169 Was I surprised? 20 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:22,214 - You were? - Ugh. Was I? 21 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:24,179 She was surprised! 22 00:01:24,717 --> 00:01:27,982 You don't want this. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. We did it! 23 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:30,145 [ALL CHEERING] 24 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:41,357 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 25 00:01:41,534 --> 00:01:44,332 - No! Oh, no, sorry, somebody's in here. - Ow! 26 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,196 It's me. 27 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:51,806 - Ow. Not afraid to put your back into it. - What are you doing in the ladies' room? 28 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:54,242 What? I saw you come in here, looking all tragic. 29 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:56,507 So I'm here to check for razor blades. 30 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:58,310 You were not coming in here for me. 31 00:01:58,485 --> 00:01:59,713 You're dodging Claire. 32 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:01,979 See what happens when you sleep with people you don't love? 33 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:04,248 - That's insulting. - Why don't you talk to her? 34 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:05,652 Rachel, she's crazy. 35 00:02:05,825 --> 00:02:07,816 [CROWD CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 36 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:12,057 CLAIRE: There you are. - Good God. 37 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:13,460 CLAIRE: Hi. - Hi. 38 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:17,034 Where have you been all night, mister? Mr. Magoo. Ha-ha-ha. 39 00:02:17,403 --> 00:02:19,963 Just hiding. Yeah. 40 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,664 Hiding. Ha-ha-ha. 41 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:25,843 - It's so, like, chaotic in here. - Yep. 42 00:02:26,012 --> 00:02:30,642 Do you wanna...? Do you wanna go someplace more, like, um, intimate or...? 43 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,842 No. Party. So I think I'll stay here. 44 00:02:33,019 --> 00:02:35,487 - Me neither. I don't want to either. - Yep. Awesome. 45 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,179 - Oh, my God. - What is it? 46 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:39,917 I want you to see me drop it like it's hot. One second. 47 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:41,560 - This is awesome. - [WHISPERING] Talk to her. 48 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:45,555 DARCY: When she walked in... Aah! 49 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:47,725 Hey! 50 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,835 - That was very nice of you. - What? 51 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,334 Pretending to be surprised. 52 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,734 - Please don't tell her. She'll be heartbroken. - I won't. 53 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:54,999 [MIMICS THUD] 54 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,268 What's going on, Dex? 55 00:02:57,443 --> 00:03:00,173 How you doing? You gonna introduce me to the birthday girl? 56 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:04,715 Rachel, this is Marcus. Old family friend. Just moved into town. 57 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:06,408 What up, birthday girl? 58 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:07,712 Please stop saying that. 59 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:12,483 Don't worry. The capacity to be pleasured only increases with age. 60 00:03:12,659 --> 00:03:15,219 - Trust me. - Wow. 61 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:18,364 What's up? What's your name? You got a boyfriend? 62 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,692 RACHEL: Wow. - Yeah. I'm sorry. 63 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:21,891 DARCY: Hello. 64 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:23,766 Hello. 65 00:03:24,437 --> 00:03:28,271 I'm gonna say something. And I know everybody wants to hear it. 66 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:30,102 Center of attention. That's weird. 67 00:03:30,276 --> 00:03:34,645 All right, well, as most of you know, I'm getting married in 61 days. 68 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:36,748 [ALL CHEER] 69 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:39,817 And, Dex, honey, I have a confession to make. 70 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,687 This won't be my first marriage. 71 00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:43,412 [SALT-N-PEPA'S "SHOOP" PLAYING ON STEREO] 72 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:44,750 I wanna shoop, baby 73 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:49,224 Yep. Rachel and I have been soul mates since the beginning. 74 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:52,660 Like two peas in a pod, we did everything together. 75 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:54,732 Like re-enacting Dirty Dancing. 76 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:58,997 And our infamous dance routine to Salt-N-Pepa's "Push lt." 77 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:02,169 We basically shared everything. Including Ethan. 78 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:05,140 Oh, shit. Why am I in this? 79 00:04:05,311 --> 00:04:07,677 DARCY: Our date to the sixth grade dance. 80 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:12,017 And through all the years, Rachel and I were inseparable. 81 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:14,085 It was us against the world. 82 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:20,585 And after we graduated Indiana, she ditched my ass for stupid law school... 83 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:24,662 ...despite the fact that I selflessly rejected... 84 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:28,062 ...my acceptance to Notre Dame... 85 00:04:28,234 --> 00:04:29,997 ...because she wasn't let in. 86 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:31,661 But whatever. 87 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:36,104 It all worked out in the end, because she went to NYU Law... 88 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:41,008 ...and met my future husband, and introduced us. 89 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:42,772 [CROWD CHEERING] 90 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:45,713 I'll never forget, when Dex proposed... 91 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:48,718 ...all I could think about when he was down on one knee... 92 00:04:48,888 --> 00:04:50,856 ...was that I wish Rachel was here... 93 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:53,224 ...watching me in this moment. 94 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:54,792 [WHISPERING] Sorry. Who are we celebrating? 95 00:04:54,961 --> 00:05:00,331 I mean, to say you are my best friend is the understatement of the century. 96 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,833 You're the sister I never had. 97 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:08,031 You're sometimes the mother I often need. 98 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:13,437 The reason why I can stumble so fearlessly into adventure... 99 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:16,582 ...is because she's always there. 100 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:19,751 She is always, always there. 101 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:23,316 I love you, Rachel. 102 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,723 [WHISPERING] I love you too. 103 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:27,757 Happy 30th! 104 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:29,519 I'm so happy it's not me yet! 105 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:34,059 All right. Come on, let's get this party going. Come on, come on. 106 00:05:34,233 --> 00:05:36,201 [CROWD CHEERING AND UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 107 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:38,098 And shake it, shake it. 108 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:44,440 [CHUCKLING] 109 00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:45,975 Wow. 110 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:49,447 So are you two, like, uh...? 111 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,840 A couple? Nope. 112 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,417 - No? - Nope. 113 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:55,383 You guys ever...? 114 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,191 - No. No. - No? 115 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:01,853 WOMAN: Shake it, Darcy! 116 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:05,361 You know what, sweetheart? I think it's time that you came down. 117 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:07,362 [UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 118 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:11,560 Rachel, tell him to let me stay. 119 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:15,706 Come on, I did the party. I'm the one who did it. 120 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,537 - Honey, I love you so much. - I love you. 121 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:23,171 - Did you like it? Did you like your party? - I did. I loved it. 122 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:24,782 [DARCY LAUGHING] 123 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:30,721 Oh, my God, remind me to buy you new shoes. I just hate your shoes so much. 124 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,414 Okay, yep, time to go home. 125 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:35,594 - I hate them. - You know what? She'll call you tomorrow. 126 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:39,163 I don't understand why you think, "I'm gonna buy that pair of shoes." 127 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:42,563 - Happy birthday. - Hey, thank you. 128 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,167 [WHISTLES] 129 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:52,811 Never helps, but I do it anyway. 130 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:55,573 There's an old maid in the window. Let's get her a cat. 131 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:57,181 Okay, you're not old. 132 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,581 You're just a lawyer. It's different. 133 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:03,483 I'm serious, Ethan. Thirty's young, but it's not that young. 134 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:05,988 - Okay. Ten-second pity party. Go. - Ethan. 135 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,650 I'm past my prime child-bearing years. 136 00:07:08,828 --> 00:07:11,194 Wow. Okay. I didn't know we were going dark. 137 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:14,299 I basically wasted my entire 20s. 138 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:15,859 And I hate my job. 139 00:07:16,035 --> 00:07:17,866 Okay, two things? You went way over. 140 00:07:18,037 --> 00:07:22,667 And, secondly, you didn't waste your 20s. You just grew up. 141 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:24,469 Why won't you marry me? 142 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:26,043 Because I like you too much. 143 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:29,707 Ah! Perfect timing. 144 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,976 RACHEL: Dex. 145 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:36,677 - Hey, what's going on? - Darcy forgot her purse. 146 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:40,287 RACHEL: Her new Chanel? - Not the new Chanel! Let's go. 147 00:07:40,526 --> 00:07:43,495 - Come on. - Oh. I'm gonna go help him find it. 148 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:45,062 Are you serious? 149 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:47,791 It's like a $2000 handbag. 150 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,628 Dudes aren't supposed to know that. 151 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,429 In or out, asshole? 152 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:53,162 You need a hug, buddy. 153 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:57,533 Oh! And voila. 154 00:07:57,710 --> 00:07:59,905 - Oh! - Ha-ha-ha. 155 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:01,637 - You all right? - Mm-hm. 156 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,577 - You sure? - Mm-hm. 157 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:07,779 Thank you. Come on. I'll get you a taxi. 158 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,317 So did you have a good time tonight? 159 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,690 Yeah, I did. 160 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,593 [SCOFFS] 161 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:21,528 I did! 162 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,508 Hey. Let's get one more drink. 163 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:32,837 Oh, no, that's okay. You don't have to. 164 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:35,037 Come on. I want to. 165 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:41,477 DEX: Two Heinekens, please. 166 00:08:48,628 --> 00:08:50,528 RACHEL: Darcy. DARCY: It'll be fun. Come on. 167 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,891 DEX: Are you always this obnoxious? 168 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:55,863 DARCY: Ha-ha-ha. Yes, I am. Does that surprise you? 169 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:05,771 Wow. You really don't notice the way women look at you. 170 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:08,003 You're funny. 171 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:09,408 I'm not that funny. 172 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:13,313 You're right. You were much funnier in law school. 173 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,113 [CHUCKLES] 174 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:16,482 [GROANS] 175 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:20,148 God, if we could do anything, anything, wake up tomorrow and do anything... 176 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:21,725 ...be anything, what would you do? 177 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,055 - What would you be? - Rap superstar. 178 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,221 Come on, seriously. 179 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:28,331 I'd be a teacher. 180 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,968 - Really? - Yeah. 181 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:34,071 Yeah, I always wanted to teach. 182 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,504 You know, maybe start with high school. 183 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:38,200 Coach the soccer team. 184 00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:42,211 So why aren't we? Doing what we really wanna do? 185 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:43,973 Well, I don't know about you... 186 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:47,449 ...but doing what I wanna do has never been much of a factor. 187 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:51,454 It's more like what I'm expected to do. 188 00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:53,619 Yes. 189 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,590 Exactly. 190 00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:02,325 Wow. We're really flipping her out. 191 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:05,966 She can't imagine what you're doing here with me. 192 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:08,538 Hot people are supposed to be with hot people. 193 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:12,639 - Excuse me. RACHEL: Dex. Shh! 194 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,746 You're making my girlfriend uncomfortable. 195 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:15,972 - Dex. Stop it. - What? 196 00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:19,117 Oh, my God. Ha-ha-ha. 197 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:23,120 Oh. Now I remember why I had such a crush on you in law school. 198 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,313 No, you didn't. 199 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:26,685 Course I did. 200 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:30,354 Oh, come on. You knew. 201 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:51,680 Two stops. Tenth and Second, then down to Tribeca. 202 00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:03,056 I'm sorry. 203 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:05,288 I don't know why I... 204 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,300 I was just a... 205 00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:28,946 Yeah, all right. I'm thinking more like one stop. 206 00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:50,806 DARCY [ON MACHINE]: Rach? Rachel? 207 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:54,039 Rach. 208 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,705 Rachel, pick up. 209 00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,545 Pick up, pick up, pick up. 210 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,085 Oh, my God. 211 00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:05,849 DARCY: Rachel. Rach. - Oh, my God. What did I do? 212 00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:09,085 DARCY: I'm panicking. Dex never came home. 213 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:10,455 Oh, no. 214 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:13,965 DARCY: Listen to me. Dex never came home and I don't... 215 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,327 [TELEPHONE BEEPS] 216 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,334 Fourteen missed calls. 217 00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:20,631 Oh, my God! Wait! Don't be naked! 218 00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:21,830 What...? 219 00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:23,497 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 220 00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:28,144 - Should I answer it? - What? No! No, no. Don't... 221 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,441 Oh, shit! 222 00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:32,277 - Pants. What? - I should answer. 223 00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:35,511 DARCY: Why isn't anyone answering? - Don't answer the phone. 224 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,656 RACHEL: I'll just say... DARCY: Pick up the phone! 225 00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:39,256 - What? DARCY: Rach. 226 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,756 I don't know. 227 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,690 DARCY: It's an emergency, and I think Dex is cheating on me. 228 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:47,959 And I know it sounds so crazy, but, hot people, they get cheated on sometimes. 229 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,535 - What do we do? DEX: Rachel. 230 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:55,367 It'll be okay. It's gonna be okay. We'll figure it out. 231 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:56,838 [GROANS] 232 00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:58,636 I'll tell her I was with Marcus. 233 00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:00,676 [WHISPERING] God, I'm such a terrible person. 234 00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:02,006 [IN NORMAL VOICE] What did I do? 235 00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:03,580 I mean, not just to her, but to you. 236 00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:08,277 Rachel, stop. It wasn't just you. 237 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,285 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 238 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,557 Rachel, I... 239 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,425 I better go. 240 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,636 - Hello? - Rach, where the hell have you been? 241 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,476 Dex didn't come home last night. 242 00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:39,517 - Hello? - Oh, my God. 243 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:41,175 - Rachel. - Yes, I heard you. 244 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:42,911 He didn't come home last night. 245 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:46,057 He better have been hit by a car or in jail or something. 246 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:47,385 Darcy, don't say that. 247 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,891 Do you think he's cheating? 248 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:50,653 No. 249 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,928 - He loves you. - I know he loves me, obviously. 250 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,260 But where the hell is he? 251 00:13:56,435 --> 00:14:00,030 Did you see him last night? At the bar? Did you see him when you left the bar? 252 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:01,230 Oh, yeah. 253 00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:06,208 Uh, he was with Marcus. They were, uh, watching a game. 254 00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:07,902 A game? At 2 in the morning? 255 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:13,174 It was something European. Oh, cricket, maybe. 256 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,376 Cricket? 257 00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:15,577 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 258 00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:16,778 Oh, my God. It's him. 259 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:20,483 I'm gonna see about this cricket crap. I'll call you right back. 260 00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:26,164 Cricket. Cricket? 261 00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:55,189 DEX: You don't happen to have four extra pens, do you? 262 00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:57,386 Oh, I do, actually. I brought a bunch. 263 00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:02,564 You're making fun of me. 264 00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:05,470 No, I'm impressed. 265 00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:08,236 You're making me feel really inadequate right now. 266 00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:10,632 [DOOR OPENS] 267 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:14,212 I'm Professor Dennis Zigman and this is Torts. 268 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:19,181 A few ground rules: Never introduce a contingency in your answer. 269 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:25,685 A supposed tortfeasor may be argued to have committed a tortious act... 270 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,854 ...when four conditions have been met. 271 00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:30,393 Each is necessary. None is, in itself, sufficient. 272 00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:35,556 There must be a duty or obligation. This duty must have been breached. 273 00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:40,103 - This breach must have caused damage. - [WHISPERING] What about you? 274 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,534 ZIGMAN: Duty, breach, causation. 275 00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,504 [WHISPERING] That's okay. I'll just listen. 276 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:44,938 ZIGMAN: Damage. 277 00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:49,674 Thank you. 278 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:53,781 ZIGMAN: Duty, breach, causation, damage. 279 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,116 Now this duty is not a statutory duty. 280 00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:03,018 The breach. The breach may be in the form of negligence. 281 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,035 [GRUNTING AND SHOUTING] 282 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,070 [RINGING] 283 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,213 - Darcy. - It's Dex. 284 00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:28,945 I borrowed her phone. 285 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:35,026 Um, I just wanted to make sure that you were okay. 286 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:38,823 Oh. Yeah, I'm fine. 287 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,590 Are you okay? 288 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,290 I, um... 289 00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:43,765 DARCY: Hey. Who are you talking to? 290 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,932 DEX: It's Rachel. 291 00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:49,768 Oh! Hey. Sorry. Totally forgot to call you back. 292 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,876 Yeah, no. Is everything okay? 293 00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:55,241 No, it's fine. He just got drunk and passed out at Marcus'. Whatever. 294 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,882 - Wish her Happy birthday. - Oh, my God. Happy birthday. 295 00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:02,180 - Thanks. So everything's okay with Dex? DARCY: Yeah, yeah. 296 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:06,723 Um, yeah. Yeah. 297 00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:09,520 [WHISPERING] Except he got a little weird... 298 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,528 ...and acted really guilty and said we have to have a talk. 299 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:15,294 Talk about what? 300 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:17,901 I don't know. Whatever. 301 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,903 [IN NORMAL VOICE] I gotta go. Kiss, kiss, kiss. 302 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:23,268 Wait, can I just talk to Dex real quick? 303 00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:32,080 [GASPING] 304 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,815 DARCY: Because the dress I picked was perfect. 305 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:40,481 Unless this one's even more perfect. 306 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,227 Darcy, you look incredible. 307 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,225 Wow. Wow. 308 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:59,844 She's having her bridal moment. 309 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,649 Hey, Darce. You okay? 310 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,490 - You okay, Darce? - No, I'm fine. I'm just... 311 00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,650 I wanna cry on the day... 312 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:20,231 ...so I wanna check my mascaras, make sure it doesn't run... 313 00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:23,197 ...so I'm trying out all these different ones. 314 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,601 My mascara. Is it running? 315 00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:36,879 I wish I could cry more. 316 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,641 Can we get a bigger train? 317 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,477 [DEX & RACHEL LAUGHING] 318 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,482 Shh! 319 00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:49,621 Sorry. 320 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,825 Duty, breach, causation... 321 00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:55,959 - Oh, jeez. RACHEL: Hold on. 322 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,433 - What am I missing? What am I missing? - Damages. 323 00:18:58,604 --> 00:18:59,696 Oh, shit. 324 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:00,896 [STUDENTS HUSH] 325 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,007 [WHISPERING] Sorry. I'm sorry. 326 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:06,643 Here. 327 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,070 Use a mnemonic. 328 00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:13,241 D, B, C, D. 329 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,219 Deliver by Christmas Day. 330 00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:23,024 Don't blame Cameron Diaz. 331 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,787 [LAUGHING] 332 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,995 - This isn't even that funny, is it? DEX: No. 333 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,600 It's not funny at all. 334 00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:46,542 How about when all of this is over... 335 00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:51,681 ...Dex buys celebratory dinner? 336 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,657 Oh! Yeah. 337 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,527 Sure. 338 00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:09,096 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 339 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:34,959 - Actually, I spun the bottle. - Yes. 340 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,498 - I would spin the bottle. - Ha-ha-ha. 341 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:40,832 And, well, she manipulated the bottle so that it landed on me, of course. 342 00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,531 - And so we go in the closet. - Ha-ha-ha. 343 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,576 But it was one of the best kisses I've ever had. 344 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,212 Wow. 345 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:55,179 - And... - And, um, my first kiss was on a golf course. 346 00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:59,450 - Okay. - In the middle of the night, and I was 13. 347 00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:01,620 - Ha-ha-ha. - That's... 348 00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:03,488 DARCY: Crashing. 349 00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:10,699 Oh, I don't know. He's okay-looking. 350 00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:13,929 Dex, this is Darcy. Darcy, this is Dex. 351 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,131 You've been talking about him for nine months. 352 00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:18,003 Well, he's been a very great study partner. 353 00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:21,907 Wow. You two, lighten up. Your tarts are over. 354 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,604 - Torts. Th... - Whatever. 355 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:24,942 Excuse me. 356 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:29,315 Uh, could we have six shots of tequila, por favor? 357 00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:33,891 So games, fun, let's get this party started. Truth or dare. 358 00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:35,287 Darcy. 359 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,519 It'll be fun. Come on. 360 00:21:40,899 --> 00:21:43,527 Okay, fine. I'll start. Dare. 361 00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:47,399 Ask Rachel out on a real date instead of whatever this is. 362 00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:52,677 Darce. We're just friends. 363 00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:57,571 Fine. Then ask me out. 364 00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:02,179 Hey, don't look at me. 365 00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:08,258 - Who are you? - Who am I? I, counselor, am fun. 366 00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:10,952 Which you look like you could use a lot more of. 367 00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:12,562 - Oh, is that so? DARCY: Mm-hm. 368 00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:14,926 Yeah, it is fun, so I'm willing to share. 369 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,432 - Are you always this obnoxious? - Ha-ha-ha. 370 00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:20,093 - Yes. I am. Does that surprise you? DEX: Yeah. 371 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:22,968 Surprise me? No. You seem like trouble. 372 00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:24,165 DARCY: Trouble? 373 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,072 [DEX & DARCY LAUGHING] 374 00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:27,871 DARCY: Rachel. 375 00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:30,176 Did you hear me? Rachel? 376 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,907 [WHISTLES] 377 00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:35,349 Veil, no veil? 378 00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:39,488 Hmm? 379 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,086 Veil. 380 00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:44,785 Veil. 381 00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:49,196 DARCY: Oh, come on, Rachel. I mean, really. 382 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,701 You're 30, you can't afford to be picky. 383 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:57,405 Oh, my God. I can't believe I forgot to tell you. Guess who thinks you're hot. 384 00:22:57,976 --> 00:22:59,944 Marcus. 385 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:01,136 Oh. 386 00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:03,713 Dex's friend, Marcus. He was at your party. 387 00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:07,143 - Yeah, no. - What? 388 00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:09,480 Oh, my God. You're like... 389 00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:11,383 Whatever. So guess what I did. 390 00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:15,549 I convinced Marcus to take the last bedroom in the Hamptons house. 391 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,786 - Darcy. - What? It�ll be so fun. 392 00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:20,431 It'll be like your own little live-in boy toy. 393 00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:24,296 Actually, I'm gonna have to work most weekends. 394 00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:28,569 RACHEL: Hey. ETHAN: Hey. 395 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,173 Can't believe I'm doing this. 396 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:34,301 Oh, stop it. It's one weekend. It's gonna be beautiful. You can write. 397 00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:35,741 What are you talking about? 398 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:39,077 The Hamptons are like a zombie movie directed by Ralph Lauren. 399 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,616 And I won't be doing a lot of writing... 400 00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:45,018 ...seeing as how I'm your sexual chaperone from Marco. 401 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:46,680 - Marcus. - Marky. 402 00:23:46,858 --> 00:23:47,950 - Marcus. - Doesn't matter. 403 00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:49,457 [DARCY CHEERING] 404 00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:51,619 [UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 405 00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:55,460 - No. - Yikes. 406 00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:57,499 No, please tell me he's not coming. 407 00:23:57,669 --> 00:24:00,229 - Good night, everybody. - Darcy, be nice. 408 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:04,765 What's with the backpack, Ethan? Like 1982. 409 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:06,934 - You're lame. - You're lame. 410 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:11,947 - Hey. What's up, buddy? - Hey, look who it is. It's this guy. 411 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,017 MARCUS: Dude. Three chicks, three dudes. 412 00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:15,813 - Hi. ETHAN: Thanks, bro. 413 00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:18,547 - Get on in there, doggie. - Don't touch me, though. 414 00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:22,056 - Here... That's all right. I got it. RACHEL: No, it's okay. I got it. Thank you. 415 00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:23,558 I got that one. 416 00:24:23,728 --> 00:24:26,424 DARCY: By the way, Ethan, you're sleeping in a little girl's room. 417 00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:28,122 ETHAN: Oh, great. You're gross. 418 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,791 Pay the toll. Pay the toll. 419 00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,960 - I'll get one later. DARCY: Sun waiting for us! 420 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,867 DEX: You ready? You ready? - Whoo! 421 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,474 MARCUS: The Hamptons, baby, huh? 422 00:25:13,912 --> 00:25:15,607 [DARCY CHEERING] 423 00:25:20,285 --> 00:25:23,118 Oh, my God, you guys. Welcome. 424 00:25:23,288 --> 00:25:24,448 [DARCY LAUGHING] 425 00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:01,723 DARCY: Oh, my God. Honey. Honey. 426 00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:03,360 MARCUS: Save it for the honeymoon. DARCY: Yes. 427 00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:05,496 I'd like to make a toast. 428 00:26:05,664 --> 00:26:07,325 Here... 429 00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:12,069 ...is to my last and best summer of my former life... 430 00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:15,569 ...before I become Mrs. Dexter Thaler. 431 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:20,234 May we all come up here as often as possible before Labor Day... 432 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:23,848 ...and spend the summer full of sun, fun, drinking, partying... 433 00:26:24,015 --> 00:26:25,505 We should do some shots. 434 00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:26,708 [DARCY CHEERS] 435 00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:27,977 MARCUS: Cheers. 436 00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:29,677 ALL: Cheers. MARCUS: Cheers, buddy. 437 00:26:29,854 --> 00:26:34,154 Cheers. Look in the eyes. Look in the eyes, everybody. In the eyes. 438 00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:36,123 Bad luck if you don't do it. 439 00:26:36,294 --> 00:26:39,593 Dex, Rachel, look in each other's eyes. 440 00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:40,856 Let's go out! 441 00:26:41,032 --> 00:26:42,431 MARCUS: Let's go to the Jetty. 442 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,159 [KING FLOYD'S "GROOVE ME" PLAYING ON STEREO] 443 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,327 [CROWD CHEERING] 444 00:27:01,686 --> 00:27:03,210 ETHAN: You gotta stop staring. - What? 445 00:27:03,388 --> 00:27:04,719 I wasn't. 446 00:27:04,923 --> 00:27:07,653 What? I'm talking about cuckoo bird over there. 447 00:27:07,826 --> 00:27:10,624 Look at her. She's just a little gremlin. 448 00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:13,127 She's like some weird animal. 449 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,994 She's like a freaking circus animal. 450 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:17,998 - What is that? - Oh, just stop it. 451 00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:20,967 She's a perfectly normal woman who made the great mistake... 452 00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:24,006 ...of thinking some man wanted her when all he wanted was sex. 453 00:27:24,175 --> 00:27:27,872 - Thanks, Oprah. I don't need... - Just go talk to her. 454 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:30,910 Okay. I should totally do that. 455 00:27:32,884 --> 00:27:33,908 Not now, I'm not. 456 00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:42,321 Oh, oh, oh! 457 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,189 What's up? How you doing? 458 00:27:44,629 --> 00:27:47,257 - Ooh! Hey! - Too much? Too much? All right. 459 00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:53,328 How you doing? 460 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,065 Could I get a Maker's on the rocks, please? Thank you. 461 00:27:56,241 --> 00:27:57,503 You're like a shark. 462 00:27:57,909 --> 00:28:00,605 That kind of hurts my feelings a little bit. 463 00:28:00,812 --> 00:28:02,575 I'm actually a pretty sensitive guy. 464 00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:06,205 - Oh, really? - Once, when I was 9 years old... 465 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:08,113 ...I saved the life of a chipmunk. 466 00:28:08,286 --> 00:28:09,514 A chipmunk. 467 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:12,748 He fell out of our tree and almost died. He didn't know what to do. 468 00:28:12,924 --> 00:28:14,255 He couldn't move his legs. 469 00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:18,055 So I built a tiny little splint for his tiny, little broken leg. 470 00:28:18,596 --> 00:28:20,427 And I carried him around in a BabyBjorn. 471 00:28:20,598 --> 00:28:24,295 And all the kids in my neighborhood, they laughed. They made fun of me. 472 00:28:24,469 --> 00:28:27,632 They threw rocks at me. But I didn't care. 473 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:30,064 - You know why? - Why? 474 00:28:30,241 --> 00:28:33,267 Because all I saw was this little fur ball that needed love. 475 00:28:34,245 --> 00:28:37,874 That's really sweet. 476 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:40,479 I know. 477 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:46,187 So next time you wanna call somebody a shark, just remember the chipmunk. 478 00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:50,155 All right. 479 00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:55,857 How about we go outside and get a little fresh air? What? 480 00:28:56,034 --> 00:28:58,764 - No. Sorry. Not my thing. - Ha-ha-ha. 481 00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:00,564 - Not your thing? - Not my thing. 482 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,001 Okay. 483 00:29:06,511 --> 00:29:08,672 You know what? Why not? 484 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,180 God, I'm good. 485 00:29:15,019 --> 00:29:17,146 MARCUS: I don't know what you're talking about. 486 00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:20,450 - But where did the guy end up? - We never spoke to him again. 487 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:22,388 [ALL LAUGHING] 488 00:29:23,995 --> 00:29:25,553 [SIGHS] 489 00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:27,429 [SIGHS] 490 00:29:31,903 --> 00:29:33,632 Bedtime, baby. 491 00:29:38,476 --> 00:29:40,467 Yeah, you two should go. 492 00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:44,881 You know what, hon? I'm actually not that tired. 493 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,711 Good. 494 00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:54,516 Yeah, well, good night, man. 495 00:29:54,692 --> 00:29:55,716 What a great day, huh? 496 00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:58,391 Come here. Love you. 497 00:29:58,563 --> 00:29:59,860 [MOUTHS] Come on. 498 00:30:00,031 --> 00:30:01,794 - [MOUTHS] So hot. DEX: Good night, Marcus. 499 00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:07,736 Night, you two. 500 00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:10,970 - Have fun. - Good night. 501 00:30:17,348 --> 00:30:18,815 [SIGHS] 502 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,311 [RACHEL CLEARS THROAT] 503 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,685 Alone at last. 504 00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:33,096 MARCUS: Here we go. Yeah. 505 00:30:33,264 --> 00:30:35,129 DARCY: Oh, Dex. 506 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:36,791 Dex. 507 00:30:36,968 --> 00:30:38,333 [DARCY MOANING] 508 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:39,527 [TELEVISION STOPS] 509 00:30:39,704 --> 00:30:41,069 - Is that...? - It's a cat. 510 00:30:41,239 --> 00:30:43,230 Oh, that was no cat. 511 00:30:45,743 --> 00:30:49,008 I'm really digging the ambience in this house. 512 00:30:51,883 --> 00:30:53,180 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 513 00:30:54,152 --> 00:30:57,178 - Hey. Hey. - Oh. 514 00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:02,053 - It's so, like, crazy out there. - Is it? 515 00:31:02,227 --> 00:31:06,129 Um, do you think maybe I could, uh, could sleep in here? In this room? 516 00:31:06,631 --> 00:31:09,566 No. Nope. Nope. 517 00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:12,332 Because it's... 518 00:31:13,238 --> 00:31:14,728 Claire, I'm... 519 00:31:14,906 --> 00:31:18,899 I'm really sorry. I should've talked to you about this before. 520 00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:21,602 I'm just... I can tell you from in there. 521 00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:23,503 Um... 522 00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:29,142 I think I'm gay. 523 00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:31,678 That came out wrong. I'm definitely gay. 524 00:31:31,856 --> 00:31:33,847 I'm really gay. I'm just figuring it out. 525 00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:36,118 - Oh, my God. - This weekend's been a lot. 526 00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:40,560 I'm a little... Feeling vulnerable, excited, liberated. Things... 527 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,131 Phew. Got a lot going on. 528 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:44,598 All these things I'm dealing with, it's just... 529 00:31:44,769 --> 00:31:47,260 There's not enough room for all of it and you. 530 00:31:47,438 --> 00:31:48,996 - Okay. - You know? 531 00:31:49,173 --> 00:31:50,538 - So... - Okay. 532 00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:53,438 All right. Thanks for being cool with it. 533 00:31:54,946 --> 00:31:55,970 I accept. 534 00:31:56,614 --> 00:31:58,912 - You accept what now? - I accept the challenge. 535 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:02,610 I accept the challenge of being your partner in this journey. 536 00:32:02,787 --> 00:32:05,415 No. You're not getting it. I don't need you as a partner. 537 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:08,150 I need another partner. I need, like, a guy partner. 538 00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:10,191 Like, dudes, maybe a lot of them. 539 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,559 Yes. We're gonna work through this. 540 00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:15,290 There's no working through it. It's not a curable thing. 541 00:32:15,466 --> 00:32:16,956 This I got. 542 00:32:17,535 --> 00:32:20,003 - We start tomorrow. - We're not... What are we starting? 543 00:32:20,204 --> 00:32:23,640 - Yeah. - What? Claire. Claire! 544 00:32:23,808 --> 00:32:25,366 DARCY: Yeah. 545 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,713 Yeah! Yeah! 546 00:32:30,415 --> 00:32:32,406 [DARCY MOANING AND SHOUTING] 547 00:32:35,219 --> 00:32:37,312 - Well, I'm out of here. DARCY: What? 548 00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:38,819 You're leaving? 549 00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:42,357 - No. - My boss called. I have to go in. 550 00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:45,826 Tell him you can't. What an ass. 551 00:32:45,997 --> 00:32:47,988 Ass face. 552 00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:52,394 - I know. - Will you make her stay? 553 00:32:53,037 --> 00:32:54,629 Rachel, you really should stay. 554 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,899 You're gonna miss them shooting another porno. 555 00:32:57,075 --> 00:32:59,134 You are obviously still so in love with me. 556 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,334 [IN MOCKING VOICE] Obviously. 557 00:33:00,511 --> 00:33:03,810 Do we have the number for a taxi? I need to get to the Jitney. 558 00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:06,044 It's okay. 559 00:33:06,551 --> 00:33:07,609 I could take you. 560 00:33:07,785 --> 00:33:10,049 Yeah. Honey will take you. 561 00:33:11,522 --> 00:33:13,319 Well, there you go. 562 00:33:27,472 --> 00:33:30,032 You don't really have to go, do you? 563 00:33:32,543 --> 00:33:37,276 I'm sorry. Can we, um...? Can we just forget this happened? 564 00:33:38,983 --> 00:33:40,416 Okay. 565 00:33:43,087 --> 00:33:45,078 We'll forget it happened. 566 00:33:45,256 --> 00:33:47,224 Good. Why did it happen? 567 00:33:49,227 --> 00:33:50,717 Why did you kiss me? 568 00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:54,088 Yeah... 569 00:33:54,265 --> 00:33:55,698 [STAMMERING] 570 00:33:56,434 --> 00:33:57,458 We shouldn't... 571 00:33:58,569 --> 00:34:00,036 You were having wedding jitters. 572 00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:02,069 And I was emotional about turning 30. 573 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,572 - We were both really drunk. - I wasn't that drunk. 574 00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:08,138 What? 575 00:34:09,313 --> 00:34:11,144 I wasn't that drunk. 576 00:34:13,651 --> 00:34:16,313 - I'm sorry. I shouldn't even... - No, it was just a mistake. 577 00:34:16,487 --> 00:34:17,511 It was a big mistake. 578 00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:20,486 Yeah, you know what? It was, ha, a big mistake. 579 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,391 So how was the rest of the weekend? 580 00:34:54,559 --> 00:34:56,959 I just had the best time with your boyfriend, Marco. 581 00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:58,755 - Marcus. - Doesn't matter. 582 00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:01,424 Everybody was okay with me leaving? 583 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:04,227 You know, Darcy? Dex? Anybody say anything? 584 00:35:04,402 --> 00:35:07,769 Well, we all had a good cry, but then... No. No one cared. Why? 585 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:08,963 Nothing. 586 00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:12,434 I'm having dinner with Darcy. She said it was important. 587 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:15,374 It's important? Oh, my God, should I be there? 588 00:35:15,646 --> 00:35:17,079 Ha. 589 00:35:18,216 --> 00:35:19,240 WOMAN: Oh, that's great. 590 00:35:21,752 --> 00:35:23,743 [CROWD CHATTERING] 591 00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:31,189 MAN: Just because we didn't... 592 00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:34,624 Rachel is here. 593 00:35:35,032 --> 00:35:36,329 Oh. Rach. 594 00:35:36,767 --> 00:35:38,997 - Rach, we're back here. MAN: A bit short. 595 00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:43,967 - Hi. - Hi. 596 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,166 Do you wanna sit down? 597 00:35:45,343 --> 00:35:49,336 No, that's okay. I just... I thought that we were having dinner alone, Darce. 598 00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:50,640 DARCY: Right. - So did I. 599 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:55,047 We're not. There's something the three of us need to talk about that's important. 600 00:35:55,219 --> 00:35:57,210 Let me get a chair. Can I steal this? 601 00:35:58,556 --> 00:36:01,548 Scoot over just a smidge. Thank you. 602 00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:06,990 Okay. 603 00:36:12,803 --> 00:36:16,034 There's something going on here, and I think we all know what it is. 604 00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:21,235 I know there's something going on. 605 00:36:23,881 --> 00:36:25,849 I've been noticing this for a while. 606 00:36:26,484 --> 00:36:29,510 And I read in Cosmopolitan magazine toda... Well, I skimmed it. 607 00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:35,523 And it said it's normal for the best friend and the fianc� to be... 608 00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:38,924 ...upset about losing the attention of the bride. 609 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,729 That is what's going on here, right? 610 00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:47,628 Actually... 611 00:36:47,805 --> 00:36:49,238 - Guilty. DEX: Yeah. 612 00:36:49,407 --> 00:36:52,308 - That's it. That's it. - Okay, all right. Let's get over it now. 613 00:36:52,476 --> 00:36:55,536 Let's move on from this, because there are no third wheels. 614 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:59,444 I love you both. 615 00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:00,914 WOMAN: Thank you. MAN: You're welcome. 616 00:37:01,085 --> 00:37:04,282 Yes, thank you for dinner. 617 00:37:05,756 --> 00:37:08,224 So did you and Marcus do it? 618 00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:09,882 DEX: Darcy. DARCY: Heh-heh-heh. 619 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,529 It's a legitimate question. 620 00:37:12,697 --> 00:37:13,755 Did you? 621 00:37:15,032 --> 00:37:16,465 - Tell me. - No. 622 00:37:16,634 --> 00:37:18,158 Was he a good kisser at least? 623 00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:19,997 - Will you leave her alone? - Come on. 624 00:37:20,171 --> 00:37:23,663 Shush. This is between me and my best girlfriend. 625 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:27,172 Well? 626 00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:28,840 - Was he? - Hmm? 627 00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:34,247 I knew it. I knew it. Will you tell Dex he doesn't know you at all? 628 00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:38,650 He was like, "She's not into him. Why would she be into him?" 629 00:37:39,423 --> 00:37:41,152 I just... 630 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:46,194 - I think you two are different. That's all. - So? 631 00:37:46,364 --> 00:37:48,559 So what? We're different. 632 00:37:48,966 --> 00:37:51,867 If people fell in love based on similarities, the two of you would be a couple. 633 00:37:52,036 --> 00:37:53,435 DEX: I'm gonna get a taxi. 634 00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:55,834 - Okay. - Meet me up front. 635 00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:57,770 DARCY: Are you gonna leave me? 636 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,347 Okay. Maid of honor favor. 637 00:38:05,850 --> 00:38:09,047 You have to see this '90s cover band with me tomorrow night. 638 00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:10,380 For the wedding. 639 00:38:10,888 --> 00:38:14,346 You have to. It's the only time they're playing and Dex loves the band. 640 00:38:14,525 --> 00:38:16,755 - I'm slammed at work. - Promised him I'd go. 641 00:38:16,927 --> 00:38:21,660 He's working. You're coming. Please? You have way better taste than me. 642 00:38:21,832 --> 00:38:23,493 Than I. It's "than I." 643 00:38:23,668 --> 00:38:25,568 - You have better taste than I. - Than I do. 644 00:38:25,736 --> 00:38:27,465 Sounds weird. 645 00:38:27,705 --> 00:38:29,229 Fine. Ahem. 646 00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:31,906 When do I ever say no to you? 647 00:38:37,214 --> 00:38:41,548 [SINGING] How's it gonna be 648 00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:45,917 When you don't know me anymore? 649 00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:47,717 Hey. Where are you? 650 00:38:47,892 --> 00:38:49,382 Oh, something came up. 651 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:50,720 RACHEL: Wait, you're not coming? 652 00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:53,489 Well, I... Ow! 653 00:38:54,598 --> 00:38:58,591 Um, why don't you just listen to a couple songs and call me after? I gotta go. 654 00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:04,736 How's it gonna be 655 00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:11,838 When you don't know me anymore? 656 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:16,544 How's it gonna be 657 00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:19,952 How's it gonna be? 658 00:39:22,326 --> 00:39:24,988 How's it gonna be? 659 00:39:28,165 --> 00:39:31,396 How's it gonna be? 660 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,730 How's it gonna be? 661 00:39:36,907 --> 00:39:38,568 [CROWD CHEERING] 662 00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:40,973 [BAND PLAYING COUNTING CROWS' "ROUND HERE"] 663 00:39:43,647 --> 00:39:47,208 Step out the front door Like a ghost into the fog 664 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:53,153 Where no one notices the contrast Of white on white 665 00:39:53,324 --> 00:39:58,762 In between the moon and you Angels get a better view 666 00:39:58,929 --> 00:40:00,726 I can't believe she sent you here. 667 00:40:01,198 --> 00:40:02,426 - It's fine. - No. 668 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:06,063 This is not fine. 669 00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:13,301 How come you never told me how you felt in law school? 670 00:40:15,212 --> 00:40:18,978 Dex, I never should have said anything. I'm... 671 00:40:19,683 --> 00:40:22,243 I just wish I would've known. 672 00:40:23,487 --> 00:40:24,681 What do you mean? 673 00:40:26,957 --> 00:40:30,654 Rachel, you were all I ever thought about in law school. 674 00:40:32,329 --> 00:40:35,264 Did you really not know that? 675 00:40:40,070 --> 00:40:41,503 Why are you saying this to me? 676 00:40:41,672 --> 00:40:43,105 - Rachel... - Wait, don't. 677 00:40:43,741 --> 00:40:45,675 - Please, don't. - Rachel. 678 00:40:45,843 --> 00:40:50,940 This is not wedding jitters. It never was. 679 00:40:52,349 --> 00:40:58,811 I just... I can't stop thinking about you... 680 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,385 ...and I don't know what to do. 681 00:41:05,596 --> 00:41:07,621 Rachel, look at me. 682 00:41:08,432 --> 00:41:10,400 Look at me. 683 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:17,706 If you feel the same way about me, tell me now. 684 00:41:18,609 --> 00:41:20,304 Please. 685 00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:23,070 Just tell me now. 686 00:41:26,917 --> 00:41:28,043 I can't. 687 00:41:29,954 --> 00:41:31,649 It's too late. 688 00:41:34,592 --> 00:41:36,150 It's too late. 689 00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:41,495 SINGER: We all look the same 690 00:42:19,069 --> 00:42:21,333 I do feel the same way. 691 00:42:21,672 --> 00:42:23,663 I wish I didn't. 692 00:42:24,308 --> 00:42:25,969 But I do. 693 00:42:54,104 --> 00:42:59,337 DEX [ON RECORDING]: Hey. I can't stop thinking about what just happened. 694 00:42:59,677 --> 00:43:01,770 God, this is crazy. 695 00:43:01,946 --> 00:43:07,509 But I just wanna make sure you come to the Hamptons this weekend. 696 00:43:08,285 --> 00:43:13,052 I, um, hope to see you there. Okay. 697 00:43:24,401 --> 00:43:26,198 CLAIRE: Lunchtime! 698 00:43:31,809 --> 00:43:34,334 - Hey. - Hey. 699 00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:37,377 - How are you? - I'm good. How are you? 700 00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:39,175 DARCY: Ha-ha-ha. Hi. 701 00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:43,145 - I, uh, forgot something. DARCY: Ugh. 702 00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:46,252 - What a dramatic day. DEX: It is. 703 00:43:47,057 --> 00:43:49,890 Oh. Heh-heh-heh. 704 00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:51,357 Why are you wearing that? 705 00:43:51,762 --> 00:43:55,391 What? Why shouldn't gays have the same rights as we do? 706 00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:58,262 I'm gonna go grab a beer. Do you guys want anything? 707 00:43:58,435 --> 00:43:59,834 I'll have a beer. 708 00:44:00,004 --> 00:44:01,528 I agree, I just... 709 00:44:01,972 --> 00:44:03,667 Hey, Rach. 710 00:44:04,074 --> 00:44:08,408 I'm sorry about that. Uh, I was just thinking... 711 00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:24,259 No peppers, right, baby? 712 00:44:24,428 --> 00:44:26,555 - When did you get here? - Uh, this morning. 713 00:44:26,730 --> 00:44:29,824 I didn't invite you back another weekend. So why are you here? 714 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:34,232 Because I love you and I can't stand to be away from you. 715 00:44:34,405 --> 00:44:35,929 And, also, my apartment flooded. 716 00:44:36,106 --> 00:44:38,370 Really? It flooded? That's so weird. I don't care. 717 00:44:38,542 --> 00:44:39,804 - Darcy. DARCY: That's crazy. 718 00:44:39,977 --> 00:44:43,105 Be nice to him. He's going through something very difficult. 719 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:46,943 Thank you. Well, no, it was just the apartment flooding is the only thing. 720 00:44:47,117 --> 00:44:48,379 [GIGGLING] 721 00:44:48,552 --> 00:44:50,520 MARCUS: I think I need a wet nap. 722 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,121 You do. 723 00:44:54,091 --> 00:44:55,718 MARCUS: Good spread. 724 00:44:55,959 --> 00:44:57,426 Spaghetti. 725 00:45:02,232 --> 00:45:04,359 We're allowed to have guests, right? 726 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:06,059 Is there any vodka? 727 00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:11,136 DEX: Mom, don't worry. 728 00:45:11,942 --> 00:45:16,276 Yeah, no, it shouldn't be a problem. Okay, well, I'll call you tomorrow. 729 00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:18,807 It's all gonna be fine, Mom. 730 00:45:19,783 --> 00:45:21,512 I love you too. 731 00:45:26,156 --> 00:45:27,214 That your mom? 732 00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:31,418 Is she not doing well again? 733 00:45:31,862 --> 00:45:36,128 She's actually getting better. She's so excited about the wedding. 734 00:45:37,901 --> 00:45:40,199 Right. Ahem. 735 00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:45,671 You know, when I was a kid... 736 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:51,844 ...and her depression got really bad, my father made sure he wasn't around... 737 00:45:52,316 --> 00:45:54,546 ...so I'd just try to cheer her up. 738 00:45:55,519 --> 00:45:57,487 The worst part was... 739 00:45:57,654 --> 00:46:02,819 ...I actually was afraid that if I couldn't make her happy, I'd lose her. 740 00:46:04,528 --> 00:46:06,257 That's a good reason to be afraid. 741 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:16,164 DARCY: Dex! FedEx! It's our proofs for our wedding invites! Come see! 742 00:46:17,074 --> 00:46:19,702 I'm sorry we haven't had any time to talk. 743 00:46:33,457 --> 00:46:35,186 Nice jeans, dude. 744 00:46:35,359 --> 00:46:36,485 Nice hair, bro. 745 00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:38,855 MARCUS: You wanna go dip your toes in the water with me? 746 00:46:41,031 --> 00:46:44,626 I think she's asleep. Or dead. 747 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:46,497 MARCUS: Well, I'm gonna go. 748 00:46:55,712 --> 00:46:58,476 DEX: Something tells me you're not kidding. DARCY: I'm not. 749 00:46:59,082 --> 00:47:00,674 [DEX CHUCKLING UNEASILY] 750 00:47:02,953 --> 00:47:04,682 Ha-ha-ha. 751 00:47:04,855 --> 00:47:10,521 That's, like, the fakest laugh. What's wrong with you lately? 752 00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:13,493 I'm sorry. I'm just a little tense. 753 00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:15,291 Tense. 754 00:47:17,201 --> 00:47:21,501 I love you, baby, even when you're tense. 755 00:47:22,139 --> 00:47:23,470 What are you doing? 756 00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:24,698 What do you mean? 757 00:47:24,875 --> 00:47:26,570 What am I doing? 758 00:47:27,144 --> 00:47:29,271 Don't even think about it. 759 00:47:30,881 --> 00:47:33,179 What did I say, huh? 760 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:36,414 Darcy, you're so dead. 761 00:47:36,587 --> 00:47:38,077 [SHOUTING AND LAUGHING] 762 00:47:52,436 --> 00:47:54,427 [MISS EIGHTY 6'S "CAME TO PARTY" PLAYING ON STEREO] 763 00:47:54,605 --> 00:47:57,540 When I need to get away I turn it up 764 00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:01,474 I let it play Let the DJ show me the way of the player 765 00:48:01,645 --> 00:48:03,169 Until I'm feeling as good as 766 00:48:03,347 --> 00:48:07,374 Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh 767 00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:10,179 Oh, oh, oh 768 00:48:10,354 --> 00:48:12,948 We came here to party 769 00:48:13,123 --> 00:48:15,091 - My mom didn't know what I was doing. - Oh, oh, oh 770 00:48:15,259 --> 00:48:19,252 Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh 771 00:48:19,429 --> 00:48:21,829 We came here to party 772 00:48:21,999 --> 00:48:24,559 Oh, oh, oh 773 00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:26,259 - Get away from me. - Oh, oh, oh 774 00:48:26,436 --> 00:48:29,997 Oh, oh, oh 775 00:48:30,173 --> 00:48:34,132 So I built this tiny little splint for his tiny little broken leg. 776 00:48:34,311 --> 00:48:38,042 And I had to do CPR on him. You couldn't push hard. You had to just blow it... 777 00:48:38,215 --> 00:48:39,682 - I need him. I'm sorry. - Oh! 778 00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:41,249 Oh, God! I need you. 779 00:48:41,418 --> 00:48:43,409 Aah! Yeah! 780 00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:45,578 [BUBBA SPARXXX'S "MS. NEW BOOTY" PLAYING] 781 00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:47,087 Bring it back to me 782 00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:49,521 Hit the players' club For about a month or two 783 00:48:49,693 --> 00:48:50,751 Yeah, Rachel! 784 00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:53,726 I found you Ms. New Booty 785 00:48:53,897 --> 00:48:54,921 Do it, girl! 786 00:48:55,098 --> 00:48:59,125 I'm here for you, baby! Whatever you need! Whatever you need, baby! 787 00:48:59,303 --> 00:49:02,329 Put a tan on it Then see what it do 788 00:49:02,506 --> 00:49:03,871 Get it right Get it right, get it tight 789 00:49:04,041 --> 00:49:05,599 DARCY: Oh, yeah. 790 00:49:06,043 --> 00:49:07,510 [MOUTHS] No. 791 00:49:07,678 --> 00:49:09,236 Give him your back. Give him your back. 792 00:49:09,413 --> 00:49:11,643 Girl, I don't need you But you need me 793 00:49:11,815 --> 00:49:14,181 Take it off, let it flop Shake it freely 794 00:49:14,351 --> 00:49:15,375 [SHOUTS] 795 00:49:15,552 --> 00:49:19,079 I let 'em tell itself And you ain't gotta sell, girl, it sell itself 796 00:49:19,256 --> 00:49:21,121 Like nothing else Yeah, I'm a country boy 797 00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:22,781 Yeah. 798 00:49:24,061 --> 00:49:27,690 Ain't life grand? Live it up, daddy 799 00:49:27,864 --> 00:49:30,424 [SHOUTING] 800 00:49:31,501 --> 00:49:33,401 MARCUS: Yeah, get in there. 801 00:49:33,904 --> 00:49:35,872 [GROANING] 802 00:49:36,039 --> 00:49:37,097 Are you all right? 803 00:49:37,274 --> 00:49:39,242 Yeah, no, I just think I pulled something. 804 00:49:39,409 --> 00:49:41,138 Your vagina? 805 00:49:41,311 --> 00:49:43,370 No, I didn't pull my vagina. 806 00:49:43,547 --> 00:49:49,417 - Ha-ha-ha. I'm just kidding. - I just pulled near my vagina. 807 00:49:50,921 --> 00:49:52,183 She's fine, she's fine. 808 00:50:31,561 --> 00:50:35,122 Now I know how many flowers it takes for you to call me back when you're mad. 809 00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,496 Sorry. It just... 810 00:50:37,667 --> 00:50:41,660 Look, I know this weekend wasn't what we had hoped it would be. 811 00:50:41,838 --> 00:50:43,863 RACHEL: No, it wasn't just this weekend. 812 00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:47,568 It's watching you with her. And knowing what we're doing. 813 00:50:47,744 --> 00:50:50,372 What are we doing? It's just... 814 00:50:51,214 --> 00:50:54,843 It's hard to see you with her, Dex. 815 00:50:55,385 --> 00:50:57,945 I can't believe I'm saying these things. 816 00:50:58,822 --> 00:51:01,689 Rachel, what we need is some time alone. 817 00:51:02,859 --> 00:51:04,417 Just the two of us. 818 00:51:04,594 --> 00:51:07,358 You know what, next weekend is the Fourth of July. 819 00:51:07,531 --> 00:51:09,590 I'll say I have to work. 820 00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:11,963 And it'll be like a time-out. 821 00:51:12,469 --> 00:51:14,699 A time-out to see what this is... 822 00:51:14,871 --> 00:51:19,740 ...without anyone or anything around us. 823 00:51:25,282 --> 00:51:26,306 What do you say? 824 00:51:28,618 --> 00:51:30,313 Gotta go. Call you back. 825 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,921 Sorry. Started without you. Good God. Who are those from? 826 00:51:34,891 --> 00:51:39,021 - Uh, Marcus. - Really? Because they look expensive. 827 00:51:39,663 --> 00:51:41,255 - Should we go? - Yes, we should. 828 00:51:41,431 --> 00:51:43,296 And that was him on the phone too, right? 829 00:51:43,467 --> 00:51:45,526 - You doing good? - Should we go? 830 00:51:46,403 --> 00:51:48,667 Yes, we should. There's a note. 831 00:51:49,339 --> 00:51:50,704 It's private. Come on. 832 00:51:50,874 --> 00:51:53,638 Come on. I was just gonna check his spelling. 833 00:51:53,810 --> 00:51:56,210 - Heh. - Rachel. 834 00:51:58,248 --> 00:52:00,512 Rachel, who are the flowers from? 835 00:52:03,887 --> 00:52:05,718 Do you want me to guess? 836 00:52:06,523 --> 00:52:08,218 Please don't. 837 00:52:13,063 --> 00:52:15,395 Please say something. 838 00:52:15,565 --> 00:52:20,366 I don't know what you want me to say. I mean, I guess I'm impressed, actually. 839 00:52:20,537 --> 00:52:23,995 I didn't think you had it in you. Him either. 840 00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:27,436 It's nothing to be proud of. 841 00:52:28,178 --> 00:52:29,770 Oh, my God, it's terrible. 842 00:52:29,946 --> 00:52:32,414 Why? Nobody's married yet. 843 00:52:32,582 --> 00:52:35,847 And, besides, sometimes good people do bad things, right? 844 00:52:36,386 --> 00:52:39,913 And, hey, I could see you guys together. 845 00:52:43,293 --> 00:52:44,920 So, what's the plan? 846 00:52:45,095 --> 00:52:47,859 You gonna stay here, spend Fourth of July weekend with him? 847 00:52:48,598 --> 00:52:53,900 He wants to spend some time together to see what this thing is. 848 00:52:54,337 --> 00:52:55,668 And what do you want? 849 00:52:56,406 --> 00:53:00,866 I want not to want him. 850 00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:02,869 Is that true? 851 00:53:05,482 --> 00:53:07,245 I don't know. 852 00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:10,983 Well, I can tell you this. 853 00:53:11,421 --> 00:53:13,753 If the roles were reversed... 854 00:53:14,291 --> 00:53:16,020 ...Darcy wouldn't even hesitate. 855 00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:20,428 RACHEL: Darcy, I really have to get back to work. 856 00:53:20,597 --> 00:53:22,565 What about these? 857 00:53:23,133 --> 00:53:24,964 Did you hear me? 858 00:53:25,402 --> 00:53:27,734 - Can I read you something? - Can you read it fast? 859 00:53:27,904 --> 00:53:29,496 - It's my vows. - I have to be... 860 00:53:35,011 --> 00:53:36,035 Sit. 861 00:53:37,314 --> 00:53:38,804 Ready? 862 00:53:39,683 --> 00:53:41,150 �Dex�. 863 00:53:43,019 --> 00:53:44,816 Dex. 864 00:53:45,255 --> 00:53:50,750 Our love is like the ocean. Endless and deep, always flowing." 865 00:53:53,863 --> 00:53:55,922 It's awful? You hate it? 866 00:53:56,433 --> 00:53:58,298 I don't hate it. It's lovely. 867 00:54:00,303 --> 00:54:02,237 Oceans don't flow. Rivers flow. 868 00:54:02,872 --> 00:54:07,138 See, you're better at this than I am. Help me. 869 00:54:07,310 --> 00:54:08,937 Right now? 870 00:54:09,112 --> 00:54:10,170 - Come on. - Okay. 871 00:54:10,347 --> 00:54:11,837 Well, forget the ocean. 872 00:54:12,649 --> 00:54:13,741 Forget the ocean. 873 00:54:14,317 --> 00:54:17,411 Uh, tell him that... 874 00:54:17,587 --> 00:54:22,422 ...when you're with him, everything makes sense. 875 00:54:23,059 --> 00:54:24,617 Right? 876 00:54:25,061 --> 00:54:27,859 And he makes you giddy. 877 00:54:30,867 --> 00:54:32,562 And... 878 00:54:32,736 --> 00:54:35,136 ...uh, tell him that... 879 00:54:37,207 --> 00:54:43,043 ...he makes you the person you want to be, instead of the person you are. 880 00:54:43,747 --> 00:54:45,908 And that... 881 00:54:47,584 --> 00:54:52,487 ...uh, the idea of life without him is... 882 00:54:53,023 --> 00:54:57,926 ...not only unbearable, it's unimaginable. 883 00:54:58,228 --> 00:55:00,025 DARCY: Oh, my God. 884 00:55:00,196 --> 00:55:02,562 - Ha, ha. Hi. - What's up? 885 00:55:02,732 --> 00:55:04,996 DARCY: How are you? I haven't seen you guys forever. 886 00:55:05,168 --> 00:55:07,796 - How's it going? What's happening? WOMAN 1: I know. 887 00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:09,495 - Who's that? DARCY: Oh, that's Rachel. 888 00:55:09,673 --> 00:55:12,642 You remember Rachel. My best friend from forever. 889 00:55:12,842 --> 00:55:15,640 I know, I'm getting... I'm getting shoes for my wedding. 890 00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:18,110 - Can you believe it? WOMAN 1: No! 891 00:55:20,917 --> 00:55:22,350 DARCY: Yes. 892 00:55:22,852 --> 00:55:25,912 DJ [ON RADIO]: If you're driving to the beach, I hope you packed your patience... 893 00:55:26,089 --> 00:55:28,421 ...because the roads are jammed, folks... 894 00:55:28,591 --> 00:55:33,221 ...as New York City does its annual disappearing act for the Fourth of July. 895 00:55:45,375 --> 00:55:47,138 [DOORBELL BUZZES] 896 00:55:50,380 --> 00:55:52,780 - Who is it? - It's Dex. 897 00:55:52,949 --> 00:55:54,541 Hi. 898 00:56:00,457 --> 00:56:01,981 Come on up. 899 00:56:05,395 --> 00:56:07,260 You know what, I'm gonna come down there. 900 00:56:07,430 --> 00:56:08,454 I can come up. 901 00:56:08,631 --> 00:56:11,191 No, no, no. I'm coming down. 902 00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:20,274 Wow. 903 00:56:24,447 --> 00:56:27,109 Sorry. I'm... Ugh, I'm just a... 904 00:56:27,784 --> 00:56:28,978 - A wreck? - Heh. 905 00:56:29,652 --> 00:56:31,381 Yes. Heh-heh-heh. 906 00:56:32,689 --> 00:56:34,987 - So shall we go? - Yeah. 907 00:56:38,361 --> 00:56:41,125 Wow. It really is deserted. 908 00:56:41,297 --> 00:56:42,855 Yeah, it's just us. 909 00:56:43,032 --> 00:56:45,023 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 910 00:56:46,369 --> 00:56:48,462 - Is that her? You can answer if you want. - No. 911 00:56:48,638 --> 00:56:51,300 You know what, I'm gonna turn this thing off. 912 00:57:02,218 --> 00:57:06,882 I'm sorry. I'm not... I just... I'm not, uh, really comfortable. 913 00:57:08,291 --> 00:57:10,020 No, it's okay... 914 00:57:10,193 --> 00:57:15,756 ...because this is already the best weekend I've had in a long time.