1 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:48,047 MAN 1: l imagine the best place to start is at the beginning. 2 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:51,509 Meg. 3 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,511 Why are you here? 4 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,931 Beatrice has... 5 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:02,395 ...been showing signs of depression. 6 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:05,565 MAN 2: She's also been very, very angry with us. 7 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:09,068 Ever since she saw us having sex. 8 00:01:14,158 --> 00:01:18,411 When you were having sex, was it different or unusual in any way? 9 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:26,335 We got a book. Uh, Kama Sutra. 10 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,255 l lit some candles... 11 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:31,591 ...and played some music. 12 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,803 And got myself in a position that wasn't... 13 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:39,390 ...uh, very easy for me, emotionally. 14 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:42,351 Um, it's called the Congress of the Cow... 15 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,729 ...uh, where... 16 00:01:44,897 --> 00:01:49,317 ...the woman is bent over, the hands are on the floor, the man is behind. 17 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,862 What did she do when she saw you? 18 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:55,281 She just stood there staring at us. 19 00:01:55,491 --> 00:01:58,534 NELKEN: She didn't say anything? -Didn't say a word. 20 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:02,914 What would you like to say to Beatrice right now? 21 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:10,171 MEG: l'm sorry. l'm sorry you had to see that. 22 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,048 HAMlLTON: Beatrice, can you look at us? 23 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:15,676 Come on, honey, Mommy and Daddy are over here. 24 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:17,386 [DOGS BARKlNG] 25 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:19,680 WOMAN: Bring your champions into the ring. 26 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,393 Thank you. Right on around. 27 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:29,398 Just trot him straight away and back, please. 28 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:33,569 Well, they couldn't have ordered up a nicer day, l'll say that for them. 29 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:36,072 l woke up, l was so glad. 30 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,908 Okay, would everybody please fill into line? 31 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:41,953 Leads up. Let's take them all around. 32 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:44,413 [CROWD APPLAUDlNG] 33 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:50,378 Best of Breed. Best of Winners. Best Opposite. 34 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:53,339 Yes! Ha, ha. 35 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,966 Super. 36 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:58,511 GERRY: l like to think that, uh, Cookie and l work as a team. 37 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,137 Although I do nothing. 38 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:02,640 She does all the work with Winky. 39 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:04,141 Say, "Yay." 40 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:08,521 Well, the first time we met, uh, was at this... 41 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:11,107 ...big, uh, dance. 42 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:15,278 And l just thought she was the prettiest thing... 43 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:16,904 ...that l'd ever seen. 44 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:19,699 And she was there with somebody else. 45 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:23,953 She was very popular back then. She had dozens of boyfriends. 46 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:25,621 Hundreds. 47 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:27,665 Hundreds? 48 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,041 Yeah, hundreds. 49 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,086 l did not know that. Ha, ha. 50 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,005 Hundreds. 51 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,800 Well, not that l didn't have a reputation myself... 52 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:41,888 ...uh, because, you know, l was considered... 53 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:46,976 ...by "some" to be quite the Casanova, myself. 54 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:51,772 Back at Ponce de Leon Junior High. But we started dancing.... 55 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:54,150 He didn't want to dance! l was dancing by myself. 56 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:57,069 -l didn't want to dance because-- -l said, "Get up, Gerry." 57 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:59,322 l kept saying, "No, l can't dance. 58 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:02,366 l've got two left feet! l've got two left feet!" 59 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,535 l thought he was kidding. 60 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:06,495 But l wasn't. 61 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:10,416 Um, l was born... 62 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:13,002 ...uh, with two left feet. 63 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:15,838 And they had a nickname for me. 64 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:17,632 They used to call me Loopy... 65 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:20,343 ...uh, because, you know, l would walk in little loops. 66 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,553 Uh, l kept going in circles. 67 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:26,724 Um, and then with some therapy, l.... 68 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,976 l learned how to walk a straight line. 69 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:30,519 And dance. 70 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,855 -And dance! -And dance. And dance. 71 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:35,191 Oh, man, you got moves better than Winky, l think. 72 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:36,609 Well.... 73 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:41,364 MAN: My great-grandfather Millbank, in 1 875... 74 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:45,368 ...began the Mayflower Kennel Club and Dog Show. 75 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:48,496 lt was very small to begin with. 76 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:50,915 ln fact, he operated out of this house we're in... 77 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:54,543 ...this beautiful building, and this lovely room... 78 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:58,547 ...uh, which grew and grew, and of course, nobody lives here anymore. 79 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,424 But, it's our.... 80 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,343 lt's our place. 81 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:06,681 And then my grandfather continued the tradition... 82 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:10,518 ...and really, l think what we're talking about is standards, basically. 83 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:14,689 Very, very specific, rigid, you could say... 84 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:17,149 ...but in this world, uh... 85 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,318 ...where would we be without them, l think. 86 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,612 And notice where we are. 87 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:24,907 Um, we've got some real standards... 88 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:28,327 ...and in Jessica's case, we have a bite standard... 89 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:31,622 ...but we don't have a number of teeth standard. 90 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:35,126 But the breeds do differ in that, but they're very strict... 91 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:38,004 ...uh, and they're very, very pure. 92 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:39,463 And, that.... Oh, yes? 93 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:42,842 Did you hear that? Did you hear what l said? l think she-- 94 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,886 [WHlSPERlNG] l think you heard what l said. You were listening to me. 95 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,601 MAN: Now, when somebody comes in here... 96 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:55,813 ...your average tourist, fisherperson, right? 97 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:58,482 They want to know, "Where do l go?" 98 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,152 So, what you do is sell them this map... 99 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:03,112 ...and all these different flies. 100 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,781 You take the map. You take your best places... 101 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:09,618 ...and you take the best fly for the place, put it right on the map. 102 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:12,788 Then you'd sell them the map. Now they know where to go. 103 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:14,498 We pick out the pattern for you. 104 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:17,960 So let's say it could be a Disco Midge, it could be a Beadhead... 105 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:20,588 ...it could be a Parachute Adams, whatever it is. 106 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,423 He doesn't have to think, "Oh." 107 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,383 HARLAN: Aside from fishing... 108 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:27,803 ...dogs have always been a big thing in my family. 109 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:31,599 My father was a coonhound man. 110 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,809 He had red bones... 111 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,854 ...and his brother had a blue tick, and his brother had a plott hound... 112 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:39,231 ...and some other members of the family... 113 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:43,527 ...they had Steven's stock and some cataloona hounds. 114 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:47,448 And my brother Otto also had a red bone. 115 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:50,159 We'd fight all the time. He'd say, "l'm a red bone man!" 116 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:52,578 l used to say, "l'm a bloodhound man!" 117 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:58,000 The bloodhound, of all the breeds, is just such a noble, loyal, perfect dog. 118 00:06:58,210 --> 00:06:59,794 You can't find a better dog... 119 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,378 ...on the whole planet Earth. 120 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,006 And l would guess that even if one day... 121 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:07,635 ...they land on some other planet in Venus or Mars, whatever... 122 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,970 ...you couldn't find a better dog. 123 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:13,182 And Hubert is the best hound l've ever had. 124 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:16,143 l've had probably 1 0 or 1 5. 125 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:21,273 He is not only a great show dog, but he could be a great man-trail dog. 126 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:24,401 lf the police came and said, "l need a great bloodhound"... 127 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:27,279 ...he would be the one to take out. 128 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:31,325 Because if there was some kind of convict loose, you know, God forbid... 129 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:33,577 ...he would be the one to find him. 130 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:39,583 MAN: We got all fresh cuts today, top-loin... 131 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:42,837 ...porterhouse, T-bone, blade, ball-tip, tri-tip, chuck. 132 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:46,674 -We got everything. -So, basically, you know, meat. Ha, ha. 133 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,259 -Got a lot of meat. SCOTT: Oh, good. 134 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:49,635 STEFAN: Now, Tyrone.... 135 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,138 Tyrone liked those kidneys. How about a half-pound? 136 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:55,432 No, not the kidneys. l don't want to pull the membranes. 137 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,685 l'll take care of the membranes. 138 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,854 -You could pull it off. -Stop it. 139 00:08:00,564 --> 00:08:04,608 -Half of salmon and kidneys. -All right. 140 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:07,862 Do me a favor. Just get one of those pepperoni sticks out. 141 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:11,407 -l just want to hold it. -Will you stop it? You are so bad. 142 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,702 STEFAN: l had been a hairdresser about 1 4 years... 143 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:18,914 ...and l went to a show, and l saw his nibs here... 144 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:21,417 ...uh, having his way with a borzoi. 145 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:25,421 Just trotting around that ring like he was born to it, and he was. 146 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:29,592 And l asked my ex-wife, l said, "Who's that?" She says, "That's Scott. 147 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:30,968 He shows a good dog." 148 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,762 l've never seen anyone as light on his feet-- 149 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,640 -Light in the loafers. Say it. -No, no, no! 150 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,559 -Stop. No. -Wait until l tell Mom! 151 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:43,105 lt's just he and the borzoi seemed to have the same prance, the same.... 152 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:47,109 lt was like they were two members of the same body, you might say. 153 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:48,569 And it was a wonderful thing. 154 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:51,906 l knew a guy who had two members on the same body. 155 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:53,908 -l dated him a half hour. -ln your dreams. 156 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:57,745 Got so exhausted.... Go on. l'm sorry. You were telling a story. 157 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:00,789 No, and l asked Deb, l said, "Who's that?" She said: 158 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:04,460 "That's Scott, and he cuts hair, he grooms dogs... 159 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,171 ...and he shows dogs, and he's a genius." 160 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:11,592 -Then l was, like, wild man on campus. -Club scene. Mr. Club-Scene here. 161 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:15,763 On Friday night, l'd have three Saturday nights, then go home and wake up. 162 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:19,683 My, God, what a thrill. Really, don't knock it till you've tried it. 163 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:23,771 Anyway, so we get together, we see several movies... 164 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,315 -...we like the same stuff. -Before you know it.... 165 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,943 -lt's the all-American love story. -lt sure is. 166 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,861 Writ large. 167 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:34,490 On the marquee, big letters: "Us." 168 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:39,662 WOMAN: Leslie and l have been together five years. 169 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:43,916 We have an amazing relationship, and it's very physical. 170 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:47,336 l mean, he still pushes all my buttons. 171 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:51,340 And you know, people say, "Oh, but he's so much older than you." 172 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:55,886 And you know what? l'm the one having to push him away. 173 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:59,014 Yeah, we both have so much in common. 174 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,392 We both love soup. 175 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:05,396 And, uh, we love the outdoors. 176 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,565 We love snow peas. 177 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,859 And, uh... 178 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:14,321 ...talking and not talking. 179 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,033 Uh.... 180 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:23,080 We could not talk or talk forever... 181 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:27,334 ...and still find things to not talk about. 182 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,881 Uh, hi. l'm Graham Chissolm. 183 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:36,385 And l'm the show chairman here at the Mayflower Dog Show. 184 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,637 Uh, this is a very special time for me. 185 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:41,515 lt's something l do every year before the show... 186 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:46,895 ...uh, is come here and kind of, for the last time, enjoy the solitude... 187 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:50,190 ...uh, of what l call a blank canvas. Heh. 188 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:54,695 And, uh, there it is right there. There's nothing out there. 189 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:58,741 Uh, not that l can see, anyway. No one here. 190 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:03,412 ln five days from now, you are not gonna believe the difference. 191 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:06,915 This center will be packed with people. 192 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:10,002 And the roar of the crowd, the energy... 193 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,588 ...that this building will exude will be phenomenal... 194 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,549 ...with winners and losers. Although no one loses. 195 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:19,094 We don't like to say that. But some have a long drive home. 196 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,639 And there are sad eyes on some dogs that worked hard to get here. 197 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,852 MEG: Hamilton? Hamilton. 198 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:30,105 -We gotta call Dr. Nelken. -Why? 199 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,191 Beatrice made a pee-pee on the sheets... 200 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,193 ...and a poopie in your slipper. 201 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,111 -ln my Orvis slippers? -l don't know. 202 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,864 -God. -You been talking to her? 203 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:41,867 -Of course l have. -What have you been saying? 204 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,536 l've been saying that when we make love... 205 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,288 ...it's a beautiful thing. 206 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,665 Sometimes. 207 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,502 -Excuse me? MEG: We met at Starbucks. 208 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,879 Not at the same Starbucks. We saw each other... 209 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,841 ...at different Starbucks across the street from each other... 210 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:03,806 ...and Hamilton got up the courage to walk across the street one day... 211 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,600 ...and approached me. 212 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:10,896 -Yeah, l'd seen you at law school before. -Yeah. 213 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,899 And l know that sometimes l'd be in one Starbucks... 214 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,277 ...you'd be in the other Starbucks, and then l'd think... 215 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,488 ...l should go over to that Starbucks next. 216 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,491 And then you'd be at the other Starbucks. So we kind of crossed.... 217 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,700 [LAUGHlNG] 218 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,662 -l know. lt sounds so stupid now. -He's so good. 219 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:30,207 l remember l was drinking a grande espresso when l met you. 220 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,419 That's right, and l thought that was really sexy. 221 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,838 -l was drinking cappuccinos. -l remember. 222 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:39,800 Then l went to lattes, and then now, double espressos macchiato. 223 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:44,096 And l'm now a big old, you know, Chai-tea-latte, soy milk kind of guy. 224 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,973 -Soy. Yeah. -Because of the lactose. 225 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,976 -Mm-hm. You're lactose intolerant now. -Mm-hm. 226 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:52,938 And l walked across the street, and there you were and.... 227 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,231 Working on my Mac. 228 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,358 -And l had my Mac. -Your Mac. 229 00:12:56,568 --> 00:13:01,572 And there, and then, l look over and she's reading J. Crew. 230 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:06,368 That's so weird, as l was such a huge J. Crew person then too. Still am. 231 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,578 Mm-hm. 232 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,706 We sometimes like to just go to Starbucks on weekends and... 233 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,249 ...take an L.L. Bean catalog. 234 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,042 l'll say, "Honey, what's new?" 235 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,879 She has five minutes to look and find what's new. 236 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,214 They've been around forever. We are so lucky. 237 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:22,885 We were so lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs. 238 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,803 Oh, it's so much easier. 239 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,514 You don't have to deal with people as much. 240 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,725 You can just talk to the person on the phone. 241 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,268 -Or not. -Yeah. 242 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:36,899 HARLAN: l like to take Hubert for a walk in the woods before... 243 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,151 ...l show him, because... 244 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,613 ...it's a more natural kind of environment for him... 245 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,781 ...and it makes him relax, and it makes me... 246 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,410 ...relax too, to not think about the competition. 247 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,497 Just take a walk and, you know... 248 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:55,000 ...smell the ground and all that, and, uh.... 249 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,336 What'd you smell? What'd you smell? 250 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:01,298 See, a lot of times, what he's doing is, he's-- 251 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:04,510 A bloodhound not only has a great nose, but he also-- 252 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,304 They can talk. So, what he's doing, he's talking. 253 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,389 He's saying, "What'd you talk?" 254 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,725 What'd you talk? What'd you talk? 255 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,770 He's saying, "l'm ready." That's when he's ready for a show. 256 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,814 Because he says, "l'm ready. l'm ready." 257 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:21,401 See, then l know he's ready. What is it, boy? 258 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:24,905 He says, "l'm ready. l've walked and l'm ready." 259 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,616 Have a good night's sleep, and then... 260 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:30,744 ...we'll get going and it'll be showtime for you, right? 261 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,914 Now, look at that. The judge will look at him and say.... 262 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:38,210 "Hey. Hey. Hey." 263 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,796 Sometimes l think he'll talk to the judge and say: 264 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:44,758 "Hey, judge. Hey, judge. Look at me." 265 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,427 l mean, the dog isn't going to talk. 266 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:50,389 But his mind is like a telepathy... 267 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,641 ...thing where he says: 268 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:57,312 "l'm the best one here. l'm the best one you've ever seen." 269 00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,482 The judge, in his mind, because he can pick up... 270 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,568 ...on the telepathy, will... 271 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,987 ...sometimes give him... 272 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,364 ...the blue ribbon. 273 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:11,743 "Hey, judge! What's going on in there? 274 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,829 l know what you're thinking. 275 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:18,292 And l'm the best dog in the whole ring." See? 276 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,128 That's not a bad idea. Maybe l just should... 277 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:24,673 ...do that. Practice that, right? Hubert. 278 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,759 JACK: Congratulations! GERRY: The big show. 279 00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,928 -You gotta be happy. -The big show. 280 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,930 What'll you do in Philly? 281 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,724 -What will you see? -Everything. 282 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,684 We're gonna see the Liberty Bell... 283 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,270 ...the place where they make the cream cheese.... 284 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,355 Oh, honey! Honey. 285 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:44,401 They're gonna go to Philly and see where they make the cream cheese... 286 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,361 ...we've been talking about for years! 287 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,072 l want to see where they make the light cream cheese. 288 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,159 l don't want to go to that other building. Please. 289 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:55,704 Yes, that factory is not made out of brick, l don't think. 290 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,039 [ALL LAUGHlNG] 291 00:15:57,248 --> 00:16:00,417 -We'll cross our fingers for you. -Fingers crossed. 292 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:05,172 We'll stop to see friends in Akron. l told you about the Bermans. 293 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:08,133 Our good friends. We'll stop there. We can stay with them. 294 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:10,218 You've talked about him before. 295 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:11,553 They're dear friends. 296 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,973 My wife wants to drive 140 miles out of our way... 297 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,643 ...to see some people we saw two or three years ago, so.... 298 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,228 l, ahem.... 299 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,981 Anyway. 300 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,401 Oh, someone's still a little jealous. 301 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,028 Oh. Oh, jealous? 302 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,864 -How many years ago did he poke me? -Ha, ha. 303 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,449 How many years ago was that? 304 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:36,244 You've met my wife the comedian. She thinks l'm jealous. 305 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,913 l'm sure it's all over with. 306 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:42,042 -Aw, come on. Look how sweet. -Now see, that's why it works. 307 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:46,505 BOTH [SlNGlNG]: God loves a terrier 308 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,256 -Yes, he does -Yes, he does 309 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:52,719 -God loves a terrier -God loves a terrier 310 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,304 -That's because -That's because 311 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:57,140 -Small, sturdy, bright and true -Small, sturdy, bright and true 312 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,893 -They give their love to you -They give their love to you 313 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,312 -God didn't miss a stitch -God didn't miss a stitch 314 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,773 -Be it dog or be it bitch -Be it dog or be it bitch 315 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,442 When he made the Norwich merrier 316 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:10,195 -With his cute little derrière -With his cute little derrière 317 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:15,867 -Yes, God loves a terrier -Yes, God loves a terrier 318 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,619 [CROWD CHEERlNG] 319 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:22,332 What is this? What is this ball? What is this ball? 320 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,167 ls this your ball? ls this your ball? 321 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:28,213 SHERRl ANN: We have a wonderful working relationship. 322 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,674 And l... 323 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:33,593 ...have to say l wanted the best handler... 324 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,972 -...and l get what l want. -That's right. You sure did. 325 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:41,143 And this kennel that l opened up was really just a kennel... 326 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,854 ...until, um, Sherri Ann and Leslie showed up... 327 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,482 ...and their generosity has turned this humble little kennel-- 328 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:51,153 -lt was a shit box. -Well, yeah. 329 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:55,782 They have turned this place into a cutting-edge, state-of-the-art... 330 00:17:56,242 --> 00:18:00,996 ...kennel facility and l'm just so grateful to them. lt's just fantastic. 331 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:03,999 [CHRlSTY SHOUTlNG] 332 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:08,378 With Sherri Ann, we have this fantastic friendship too. lt's really great. 333 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,381 And we have a little bit of a family dynamic going here... 334 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,884 ...and pretty much mirrors what l grew up with. 335 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:18,513 My father was the taskmaster... 336 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:21,850 ...the disciplinarian, which is what l do, l'm the mommy/daddy. 337 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,852 Like, Mr. Punishment. 338 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,979 Well, you know, l also reward. 339 00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:29,024 But Sherri is responsible for the unconditional love, you know. 340 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,651 And the decorative abilities. 341 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,696 Exactly. The heart and soul, which is what my mother did. 342 00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:38,074 That was her job. She was there for unconditional love. 343 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,993 And it worked for my family... 344 00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:42,746 ...until my mom committed suicide in '81 . 345 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,167 JACK: Here, let me help you out. Let me help you. 346 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:48,543 GERRY: l got it, l got it. 347 00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:52,047 Come on, slow down, you got a long trip ahead of you, boy. 348 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:53,965 Okay, for Winky's poopies, just in case. 349 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,884 -You're so thoughtful. -Love you. 350 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,302 -Thank you. -We love you. 351 00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:59,137 And thanks for checking in on the house. 352 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:03,850 Sherman's War Trail in Atlanta, get a ham sandwich at Lee's Comeuppance. 353 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:07,062 Make sure you stop there and get a ham sandwich. 354 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,565 Jack, the keys. 355 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,859 -Front door-- -We know how to get in. 356 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,028 -Have a good one. -Have a great time. 357 00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:17,072 Bring home the blue ribbon! 358 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,990 Don't water the plants, they're plastic. 359 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,700 [LAUGHlNG] 360 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,495 -Bring home the blue ribbon. GERRY: Okay. 361 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,164 LAlNlE: We'll have drinks when you get back. 362 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,874 JACK: Forward... 363 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,001 ...ho! 364 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,087 ALL: Bye! 365 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,672 JENNlFER: See you! 366 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:36,424 LAlNlE: Have a great time! 367 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,386 You got your road map and stuff? 368 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,805 l think l'm all set, fellas. 369 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:45,141 -What you got in here? -That's a little thing l picked up. 370 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,018 Will you do some fishing? 371 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,562 No, l'm going to the dog show. 372 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,939 They ain't got no lakes or rivers? 373 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:54,067 l don't think l'll have much time to do that. 374 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:57,988 Good luck, Hubert! Go put some hurt on them Yankee dogs. 375 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,782 -Thanks. -We'll take care of everything. 376 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:03,827 Don't have to worry about nothing. We got it in order. 377 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:07,497 This is that tape l was telling you about with the funny songs. 378 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,709 -lt's real good for the road. -That's great. Thanks. 379 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,796 -Bon voyage, Hubert. Good luck. -Catch a big one! 380 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:17,757 Have a good time! Hubert, who'll catch a big fish? 381 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,218 -Who's going fishing? -Go get them, Hubert. 382 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,095 -You the dog! -Have a good time. 383 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:27,684 DALE: lf you get tired, pull over. lf you get hungry, eat something. Bye. 384 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,771 See you, Hubert! 385 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:35,358 Don't forget the tape! Bye-bye. 386 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:38,820 GRAHAM: Well, we've started... 387 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,281 ...you can call a little bit of superstition on my part... 388 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,784 ...but l always like to put up the official curtain, so to speak... 389 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,454 ...uh, because this curtain here will carry the... 390 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,165 ...official symbol of the Mayflower Dog Show. 391 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:54,628 Really spread the arms, guys, so it doesn't get dirty. Thanks. 392 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:57,714 Behind it is the holding area where the chief steward will be. 393 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:01,009 He'll make sure everybody has the proper armbands, so they can.... 394 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:04,596 ldentifying the dog with the handler is very important, of course. 395 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:08,850 All that anxiety and chaos happens behind the curtain, which is good... 396 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:12,354 ...so these people here can enjoy the show and not see that. 397 00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:15,732 Guys, really shake it out there. Let's get the dirt off it. 398 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:19,235 That's it. Been in a box for a year. 399 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,905 Oh, these have to come... 400 00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:24,950 -...because.... -Counting those... 401 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,661 ...you've already packed six kimonos. 402 00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,871 All right, so here is seven. 403 00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:33,083 We're in Philadelphia for 48 hours. 404 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,211 That's seven, so l need, actually, one more. 405 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,171 How many tea services can you do? 406 00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:42,258 Why are you doing this? l think we're overpacking. Don't you? 407 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:43,802 Well, no. 408 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,474 HARLAN [SlNGlNG]: There's a local honky-tonk 409 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,434 Down in Louisiana 410 00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:54,062 Where the biscuits and gravy 411 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,190 Are like Dixie's manna 412 00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,901 Let's go honky-tonk now 413 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,990 l used to be able to name every nut... 414 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,366 ...that there was. 415 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:09,536 And that used to drive my mother crazy. She used to say: 416 00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:14,165 "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts...." 417 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,710 And the joke was that we lived in Pinenut... 418 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:21,047 ...and l think that's what put it in my head at that point. 419 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:25,343 l'd go to sleep, she'd hear me, she would just start yelling. 420 00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:27,762 l'd say, "Peanut. 421 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,056 Hazelnut. 422 00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,434 Cashew nut. 423 00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:37,230 Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her... 424 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,857 ...into... 425 00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:42,944 ...going crazy. She said, "You stop naming nuts!" 426 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:46,614 And Hubert used to be able to make the sound. 427 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:48,658 He wasn't talking, but he used to go.... 428 00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,160 [HOWLS] 429 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:53,288 And it sounded like macadamia nut. 430 00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:55,248 Pine nut... 431 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:58,710 ...which is a nut, but it's also the name of the town. 432 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:02,047 Pistachio nut. 433 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,340 Red pistachio nut. 434 00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:08,595 Natural, all-natural, white pistachio nut. 435 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,514 -ls that everything? With all the bags? -Yes. 436 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,767 -lt doesn't look like everything. -What? 437 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,311 -lt doesn't look like everything. -lt is. l counted. 438 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,645 lt doesn't look like it. 439 00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:19,439 Next time, call a car service. 440 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:22,776 You should be on time, then we wouldn't have to take a taxi. 441 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,027 l can't hear you! 442 00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:26,988 l said, if you were ready on time, we wouldn't have to take a taxi. 443 00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:30,158 lf we had a car service, they would've pick us up on time. 444 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,368 Meg, do you have the tickets? 445 00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:34,746 Do you have the tickets? 446 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,748 -You have the tickets. -No, l do not. 447 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,041 [GRUNTS] 448 00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:40,293 -Hey, what kind of dog is that? -A Weimaraner. 449 00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:41,628 You have the tickets. 450 00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:42,921 How are you, little fella? 451 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,089 [BARKlNG] 452 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,590 HAMlLTON: What did you do? 453 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,968 -Did you provoke her? -What did you do? Did you pinch her? 454 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,178 He almost took off my hand! 455 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,972 You just get walking, buddy, right now! 456 00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:56,309 l'll file a personal assault charge against you so fast, your head will spin. 457 00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:59,020 -Put a muzzle on that, and yourself! HAMlLTON: Get out of here! 458 00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:02,148 MEG: You know who you're talking to? -Crazy people, crazy dog! 459 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,526 Here we go, come on. 460 00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:07,320 He's a mean man. Here you go. 461 00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:09,197 Take your busy bee. Come on, winner. 462 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:11,574 -Oh, no! Come on! -Meg, settle down. 463 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:14,452 She's not even reacting to the toy. 464 00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:17,497 COOKlE: 1 1 728. 465 00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:20,667 GERRY: 1 1 7.... 466 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:22,919 COOKlE: lt's on this side. 467 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:25,088 GERRY: 28. 468 00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:28,550 26. Here we go! 469 00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:30,009 That's it. Yeah. 470 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:31,886 Oh, my God. 471 00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:33,680 What a dump. 472 00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:37,142 -You said they got a better place. -They did. 473 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,519 lf you live in skid row. 474 00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,271 [COOKlE GRUNTS] 475 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,731 You did it. Good dog. 476 00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:46,943 -l'm getting heart palpitations. -Gerry. 477 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:49,320 -l can't help it. -Gerry, listen to me. 478 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,698 -Max is so history! -Yeah. 479 00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:53,366 Who's my future? 480 00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:55,160 Hmm? 481 00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:58,955 Well, let's... 482 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:00,415 ...get going! 483 00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:03,084 -Hi! Welcome! -Hi. 484 00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:04,586 Nice to see you! 485 00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:06,504 COOKlE: Good to see you. GERRY: How are you? 486 00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:07,839 lt's so nice. Great! 487 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:10,091 COOKlE: Nice house. GERRY: Yes, what a wonderful.... 488 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:14,095 -Oh, nice to see you. GERRY: Good to see you. lt's been so long. 489 00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:16,389 -Gerry, how's the boy? -Hello, Max. 490 00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:18,975 Watch out for that one. 491 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:21,519 -Hey, Cookie. -Oh, Max. 492 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:24,022 Twice, like the French. Come here, boy. 493 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:27,275 -You remember Winky? -He's a sweet boy, he's fuzzy. 494 00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:30,862 -God bless him. Mm, here, go to Daddy. -What? 495 00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:33,948 -Fay, thank you so much for letting-- -Oh. 496 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:39,162 COOKlE: Okay. -Come on, let me show you around. 497 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,915 COOKlE: l'll go get the bags. 498 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,962 This is our biggest week of the year here at the Taft. 499 00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:50,089 We're a popular hotel year-round... 500 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:53,009 ...but now is when we feel excitement... 501 00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:56,346 ...when the dog show comes through, and all the familiar faces... 502 00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,890 ...um, canine and, you know... 503 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:02,769 ...human alike come and we get to see our friends again... 504 00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:05,688 ...and make the place ready. Lots of work involved. 505 00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:09,651 The key to welcoming animals into a hotel is... 506 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,986 ...maintaining a certain level of hygiene. 507 00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:14,781 And that's what this room is all about. 508 00:26:14,949 --> 00:26:18,618 We're pretty well-supplied here for any kind of contingency. 509 00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:20,954 Uh, your small dogs, your big dogs. 510 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:24,332 This is a good, safe product, doesn't have bad odor... 511 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:27,418 ...chemical smell for small stains, usually small dogs... 512 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:30,505 ...Pomeranian, your little teacup poodle, what have you. 513 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,131 This is a good product. 514 00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:37,220 Sometimes, your bigger dog, your Great Dane, your Bull Mastiff, Rottweiler... 515 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:42,308 ...you need to up the ante a little bit. This is another good cleaning product. 516 00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:44,519 For the big critters, the big stains... 517 00:26:44,687 --> 00:26:48,106 ...sometimes you need the nuclear weaponry, the sodium hydrochloride. 518 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:51,985 Um, l don't know if l can tell this, l won't mention names... 519 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:54,779 ...we had a rock group here... 520 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:57,865 ...so we put down the rubber sheets in the beds... 521 00:26:58,075 --> 00:27:00,868 ...but apparently they didn't see the toilet in the room. 522 00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:05,456 So we had a lot of cleaning to do after they checked out. 523 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:09,043 You know, roasting a goat in the room, l still don't understand. 524 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:11,087 Getting the smell of... 525 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:14,549 ...cumin and charcoal out of the drapes was a chore. 526 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,009 That was a big deal. 527 00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:18,386 We get an imprint of the credit card now. 528 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,096 We learned from that one. 529 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:23,558 -This is great, Fay. Thank you. FAY: You're welcome. 530 00:27:23,726 --> 00:27:25,393 -Super. -lt's like... 531 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,854 ...l know it tastes better, but it looks like that... 532 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:30,189 ...ahem, cafeteria hot-plate food. You know? 533 00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:33,109 Which l never tasted. l didn't want to look like a loser. 534 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:34,527 But it tastes good. 535 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:38,656 l had that food every single day. And, um, it was 50 cents back then. 536 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:39,949 lt was pretty cheap. 537 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:41,784 What's that you've got there? 538 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:44,871 -A parachuter. -A parachuter! 539 00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:46,956 FAY: lt's not a doll. lt's an action figure. 540 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,750 GERRY: lt is an action figure. 541 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,877 Yes, you got that right. So, so... 542 00:27:51,045 --> 00:27:53,421 ...what does that, what is--? 543 00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:55,757 What do you do with the parachuter? 544 00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,800 lt goes up and down like this. 545 00:27:57,968 --> 00:28:00,094 Honey, no, no, no. Don't let it fall in your food. 546 00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:02,013 Mommy's not mad, but don't do that. 547 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:05,475 -ls it okay if l let Winky walk around? MAX: Yeah. 548 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:09,270 l've got my puffer. lt's okay. Ahem. 549 00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:11,397 l had a terrible day today. 550 00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:14,233 l can't get rid of it in my head. 551 00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:17,278 You have a bad day, someone returns a sweater. 552 00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:20,281 l do and lives get lost. People lose their lives. 553 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:25,495 l'm the chief hostage negotiator for the Akron and tri-county area. 554 00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:30,208 And l talk people down. When they get a jumper on a building, they call me. 555 00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:34,545 How many people have you talked down? 556 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:37,715 -l mean, is there a...? -Well, they always jump. 557 00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:41,344 l've got news for you. lt's a little secret from the trade. They all jump. 558 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,389 But today, we had a tough one. There's a guy, he jumps... 559 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:47,225 ...that doesn't bother me, it happens all the time. 560 00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:49,769 You think they drop like rocks. They don't. 561 00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:51,979 He hit a gargoyle on the way down. 562 00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:55,900 This guy gets his head caught in the gargoyle's mouth. The head... 563 00:28:56,693 --> 00:29:00,571 ...pops off like a grape, the body continues to spin down like a whirligig. 564 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,240 When they hit... 565 00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:04,325 ...everything pops out. lt's like a pinata. 566 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:07,370 The intestines, like they're spring-loaded... 567 00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:10,915 ...pop out. Forgive me. You know what? 568 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,876 l was remembering that time with you and me at the lake. 569 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:15,795 With the pinata. Remember? 570 00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:18,089 Was that you? Are you sure that was you? 571 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,341 -l think you know who it was. COOKlE: l know. 572 00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:21,801 lt was a long time ago, and.... 573 00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:23,678 MAX: Seems like last week, l'll tell you. 574 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:25,513 You wouldn't know, she was famous... 575 00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:28,558 ...for putting both her legs behind her head. 576 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:31,227 -Fay-- -He's like an animal. 577 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:34,689 -No, it's just talk! -He's just like an animal. 578 00:29:34,857 --> 00:29:37,483 Pinata? l don't know what a pinata is. 579 00:29:37,651 --> 00:29:42,113 l forgot to compliment you on your luscious, uh, melon breasts tonight. 580 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:44,532 -How does that sound? -Oh, come on! 581 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,326 -What are you talking about now? -Thank you, Gerry. 582 00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:49,454 You know, what you don't understand is... 583 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,664 ...a picture is worth a thousand words. 584 00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:55,418 l only went through 1 25 or 1 30 words describing that. 585 00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:57,879 lf l wanted to go on, l could go 800 words more. 586 00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:01,549 -l'll take the picture because-- -Do you know where Winky is? 587 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:04,469 Next time, l'll get a picture. How about that? 588 00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:06,971 -Where's the dog? MAX: Ha, ha. 589 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,515 -The what? -Winky. Where's Winky? 590 00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:11,684 -Who's Winky? -He's probably with Zach. 591 00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:14,395 -Oh, the dog. -Oh, my God! 592 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:18,441 Winky? Winky? Aah! 593 00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:21,319 What? What's going on? Zach, what are you doing? 594 00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:24,197 -Winky, it's okay, baby. GERRY: Don't move, Zach. 595 00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:27,241 FAY: Zach, listen. GERRY: He has a parachute on his neck! 596 00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:31,162 -Please, honey, this is what l do. -Don't be mad at him, please. 597 00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:34,916 l'll gouge your eye out with my thumb. l shit you not, you freak. 598 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:39,170 Get down! l'm gonna punch you in the eye till it turns to jelly. 599 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:43,090 Don't look at him in the eyes, it challenges him. 600 00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:45,468 MAX: l'll stab you with forks until you bleed. 601 00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:47,428 HARLAN: Hey. 602 00:30:47,638 --> 00:30:49,972 Hey, little buddy, what you been doing? 603 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:52,058 [lN HlGH PlTCHED VOlCE] Oh, nothing. 604 00:30:52,226 --> 00:30:55,603 [lN NORMAL VOlCE] Now, l understand that you went to the circus. 605 00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:59,899 [lN HlGH-PlTCHED VOlCE] l did. l saw the Hat Lady. Hat Lady. 606 00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:02,443 [lN NORMAL VOlCE] Fat. Fat. 607 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:05,613 [lN HlGH-PlTCHED VOlCE] Hat Lady. Hat Lady. 608 00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:08,032 [HONKlNG] 609 00:31:08,242 --> 00:31:12,203 Fat. How do you say "F"? That isn't in here. 610 00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:14,539 How about "the Chubby Lady." That's easier. 611 00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:16,958 l saw the Chucky-- No, that's "chucky." 612 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:19,293 Chucky Lady. Chub. Chubby. 613 00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:21,879 -Choky. -Chuggy, chug-- 614 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:23,756 Hey. Hey. 615 00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:29,220 [lN HlGH-PlTCHED VOlCE] What you doing, bloodhound doggy? 616 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,931 [lN NORMAL VOlCE] That's a easy one, "bloodhound," isn't it? 617 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,392 [lN HlGH-PlTCHED VOlCE] Yeah. Yeah. 618 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,978 You going to sleep? 619 00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:44,402 -The doorman's approximately cute. -The Mediterranean type. 620 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:46,654 -l'll say! -You gotta trim their nose hair. 621 00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:49,532 -Hi. May l help you? -Vanderhoof. 622 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:53,578 -V-A-N-- -D-E-R-H-double-O-F. 623 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:56,747 Nonsmoking, two nights. We have you down for a queen. 624 00:31:57,207 --> 00:31:59,083 -What are you suggesting... -Shh. Quiet. 625 00:31:59,293 --> 00:32:00,293 ...my dear man? 626 00:32:02,296 --> 00:32:03,754 Do you want to use a card? 627 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,631 -Oh, yes. -Talk to Daddy. 628 00:32:06,216 --> 00:32:07,633 Seen enough dogs today? 629 00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:09,844 Dogs? Yes. Big show. 630 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:14,056 -There's a lot in the hotel. -A lot of them here in the lobby. 631 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:19,729 Okay. Um, if l could get you to sign here? 632 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,731 -How tall are you? MARK: 6' 4." 633 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:25,443 Oh, l thought so. l feel like Alan Ladd at Easter lsland. 634 00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:27,153 6' 4." 635 00:32:27,321 --> 00:32:30,031 Where you from? Like, Nor-land? Norway? 636 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,993 -l'm lrish-German. -Like Robert Duvall in The Godfather. 637 00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:36,912 Bratwurst and shillelaghs. Paging Dr. Freud. 638 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,497 [BOTH LAUGHlNG] 639 00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:42,293 MAN [ON TV]: Now Robin will make it. WOMAN [ON TV]: Okay. 640 00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:45,338 -Bake at 400? -Yeah. For a very short time. 641 00:32:48,342 --> 00:32:49,759 CHRlSTY: Hi. -Hi. How you doing? 642 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,969 CHRlSTY: Good. -l'm Jana, the production assistant. 643 00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:54,347 -Hi. -They're ready. l'll take you on over. 644 00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:56,307 lt's showtime, baby. 645 00:32:56,850 --> 00:32:58,684 Come on, little poochie. 646 00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:11,489 ROBlN: You were wonderful. CHEF: You were magic. 647 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:14,158 ROBlN: Don't forget, Saturday we have reservations. 648 00:33:14,368 --> 00:33:17,036 Look. They're having spring rolls. Hi. 649 00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:18,996 -Hi. -Hey! Hi, l'm Robin. 650 00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:20,998 -l'm Christy. -How are you? 651 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:23,292 -l'm Chuck. -My God! You're so short! 652 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:24,877 Camera adds a few inches. 653 00:33:25,087 --> 00:33:28,297 l saw you in a store a year ago. You looked beautiful. 654 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:29,548 ROBlN: Oh, thank you. 655 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:33,427 -And this is.... CHRlSTY: Butch! "Rhapsody in White." 656 00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:35,638 Butch? But isn't Butch a bitch? 657 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:38,891 -Butch is a bitch. MAN: Robin and Chuck, be ready in 1 0. 658 00:33:39,101 --> 00:33:42,478 -There's coffee if you're interested. CHRlSTY: Oh, thank you. Yes. 659 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:44,355 MAN: Five seconds. -Here we go. 660 00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:47,692 CHRlSTY: l love Japanese food. -l have to rearrange. 661 00:33:47,901 --> 00:33:49,151 Energy. 662 00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:50,695 And we're back! 663 00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:52,863 And it is a big night here tomorrow. 664 00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:56,033 The Mayflower's Annual Kennel Club Dog Show. 665 00:33:56,243 --> 00:34:00,371 And with us, owner Sherri Ann Cabot and handler Christy Cummings... 666 00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:03,749 ...with their two-time champion, Rhapsody in White. Welcome. 667 00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:05,501 -Welcome-- Thank you! ROBlN: Yes. 668 00:34:05,711 --> 00:34:08,003 Well, l am particular about my hair. 669 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:11,048 -But this.... -Well, this takes about two hours. 670 00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:12,299 [CHUCKLES] 671 00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:15,177 What's with the plumber-butt thing happening on the hip? 672 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:19,682 These pom-poms are keeping, um, Butch's hips warm from the cold water. 673 00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:23,894 -The hip joints. lt's very important. ROBlN: The little drummerette things-- 674 00:34:24,146 --> 00:34:26,731 -Right. We keep-- -Those act as flippers. 675 00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:28,733 Right. 676 00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:32,987 -Look at this, sweetie. -Look, Winky! Look, at the lights. 677 00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:37,575 Welcome to the Taft. May l help you? 678 00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:40,953 Yes. You should have a reservation for Fleck. 679 00:34:41,163 --> 00:34:42,580 Mayflower group. 680 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:47,293 Great. Gerald and Cookie Fleck. We got you for two nights. 681 00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:50,588 -Queen-size, nonsmoking. -That is correct, sir. 682 00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:53,758 MARK: You want to put this on a credit card? -Yes. 683 00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:56,385 Drove up from, uh, Florida. 684 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:57,595 Well, welcome. 685 00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:00,347 -Thank you very much. -How was the drive? 686 00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:04,059 Oh, just a super drive. Put a few clicks on the old odometer... 687 00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:07,229 ...let me put it that way. Good weather for most of it. 688 00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:10,316 A little cloudy coming up through West Virginia. 689 00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:13,319 Then it stayed overcast through Virginia. 690 00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:17,656 But once we get into Pennsylvania, it's still overcast. 691 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:19,825 Now, there's a little problem. 692 00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:23,454 Um, l'm not sure-- Do you have another credit card? 693 00:35:23,914 --> 00:35:25,873 No. That's the good one. 694 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,875 -That should work. -Give it a rub. 695 00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:30,628 Yeah, check the strip. Sometimes the change or the keys.... 696 00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:32,129 Hmm. 697 00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:36,300 No, you see, it's coming up bad each time. 698 00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:38,552 No, that's a mistake. That's the good card. 699 00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:40,971 MARK: Do you have another--? -That's the good card. 700 00:35:41,223 --> 00:35:44,141 l think you should call them, because that's a mistake. 701 00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:46,852 -Let me give them a ring. COOKlE: Don't worry, Gerry. 702 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:50,189 l had to pay the cable, the gas, and the water. They're covered. 703 00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:53,317 -lt's gotta be a mistake, honey. -They're off our backs, but this.... 704 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:54,860 Yeah, no. lt's okay. 705 00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:59,114 Do you want to talk to the cardholder? Because he wants to talk to you. 706 00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:03,828 Yes, yes. Hello? Yes. Who am l speaking to? 707 00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:05,913 Doreen? This is Gerry Fleck-- 708 00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:07,873 Tell them they sent one notice. 709 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:11,502 We're having a problem with our card here, and-- Yes. 710 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:14,630 We have till two to pay it. Tell her we have till two. 711 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,049 Till two notices. We don't have to pay on-- 712 00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:18,801 Well, two notices. 713 00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:23,764 My wife does all the bill-paying. She's not a forgetful person. 714 00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:25,808 Hang on. 715 00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:28,310 Two notices, honey. They've-- 716 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,522 -Could l offer another suggestion? -That's bull! 717 00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:34,692 lf you had cash for two nights' deposit, then we'll-- 718 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:37,236 Yes. Yes. 719 00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:38,988 Uh, how much? 720 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,323 Hundred and fifty dollars a night. That's $300. 721 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:45,244 And you'd be refunded a substantial portion of that on checkout. 722 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:50,040 We don't have $300. 723 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:51,500 We.... 724 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,335 Well, l've got... 725 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:55,504 ...34. 726 00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:59,133 Uh, what about traveler's checks? 727 00:36:59,301 --> 00:37:01,468 Yes. We certainly take traveler's checks. 728 00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:05,306 -Did you get some? -No. 729 00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:10,060 Let me see what l can do. 730 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,856 CHRlSTY: The excitement's starting to build. 731 00:37:14,024 --> 00:37:18,694 And, um, Butch has a light in her eyes that says it's showtime. 732 00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:21,572 This is the beginning of our ritual... 733 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:24,700 ...this party, our preshow ritual for the Mayflower. 734 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:27,202 And we just did the official toast. 735 00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:31,040 And, um, the way it goes is that when the ice sculpture-- 736 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:33,709 --which, as you can see, is Butch-- 737 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,463 --when the ice sculpture melts all the way down, the party's over. 738 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:41,008 And it looks like tomorrow's gonna be a beautiful day. 739 00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:42,176 Mm. 740 00:37:42,344 --> 00:37:45,387 This year, we're adding a new element to the preshow ritual. 741 00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,265 Sherri will do my makeup. l'm very excited-- 742 00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:53,520 lt's a way for me to relax, and it's also a way for me to show, again, my art. 743 00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:56,315 And she's the epitome of glamour, you know... 744 00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:59,026 ...so l feel like l'm in good hands. 745 00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:01,362 l think she could use some glamour. 746 00:38:01,571 --> 00:38:04,615 Well, l don't know. l'm not you, that's for sure. 747 00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:06,742 l apologize. This is all we have. 748 00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:09,078 We are so full up. 749 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:13,207 Um, this is literally-- We don't want you out in the cold. 750 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:16,794 So this will give you some sort of a place to stay while you're here. 751 00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:20,005 Don't judge it by this. We're gonna clean this stuff out... 752 00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:22,800 ...and bring in a cot, make it comfy for you. 753 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:25,844 -Good. Oh, it's super. Really super. -Yeah. 754 00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:28,097 -ls there a bathroom? -Uh, yes. Two flights down. 755 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,140 lt's the lobby bathroom. 756 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:33,352 lt's stocked with paper towels, toilet tissue and soap. 757 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:35,396 You can freshen up in there. 758 00:38:36,356 --> 00:38:37,439 Thank you. 759 00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:41,318 -Um, room service? -That's the good news. 760 00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:43,696 You're next to the kitchen. Literally. 761 00:38:43,905 --> 00:38:48,659 Grab somebody and get a menu. And you'll be able to order from them. 762 00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:52,454 And say just "utility closet"? 763 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:56,166 As a matter of fact, yeah. l don't think we'll have a problem. 764 00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:58,711 l'll alert the staff to your presence too. 765 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,921 And, um, l've gotta get back to the desk... 766 00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:03,882 ...but anything you need, just ask for Mark Schaefer. 767 00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:05,843 -Thanks so much. -Thank you, Mark. 768 00:39:06,052 --> 00:39:07,553 -Thank you. MARK: Bye-bye. 769 00:39:09,222 --> 00:39:11,849 l'm thinking about switching to the mock turtleneck. 770 00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:14,852 -The charcoal one from Saks. -Great. Okay. 771 00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:16,478 ls that not breathing or...? 772 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:19,189 Well, it's breathing now, but at the party... 773 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,525 ...it's gonna be hot down there. 774 00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:25,696 Then again, it goes so well with the trousers. 775 00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:28,532 Or l could go with the lamb's wool. 776 00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:31,994 But then again, you're gonna see a lot of khaki down there. 777 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:34,747 And this merlot looks good with the gray. 778 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,540 You know what? 779 00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:39,043 -Maybe we should stay. -What? 780 00:39:39,252 --> 00:39:41,670 We should stay. We shouldn't leave her up here alone. 781 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,382 No, we have to go. We have to make an appearance. You know that. 782 00:39:45,592 --> 00:39:48,719 -Are you upset, baby? -Yes, of course she's upset. 783 00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:50,387 Don't be upset. 784 00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:53,724 Mommy and Daddy are only gonna-- Don't, not the lips. 785 00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:56,393 Mommy and Daddy are only gonna go for a little bit. 786 00:39:56,644 --> 00:40:00,189 And we'll be back. Huh? You got your busy bee. 787 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,566 -You got busy bee. -Oh, l want to stay. 788 00:40:02,776 --> 00:40:05,277 -You can't. -l want to. 789 00:40:05,487 --> 00:40:06,862 You can't stay. 790 00:40:11,493 --> 00:40:14,286 -More Gouda, honey? -No, thanks, Gerry. 791 00:40:14,704 --> 00:40:16,705 -Super party, huh? -Yeah, but-- 792 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:19,917 You know, l ran into that woman that owned the terrier. 793 00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:21,668 -Yeah? -From Florida. 794 00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:25,714 We were in that show. The Elvis, not Costello. 795 00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:29,343 -Remember that little terrier? -The bitch that pushed Winky? 796 00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:31,345 Pushed him way off his gait? 797 00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:33,639 Cookie Googleman? 798 00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:36,517 -Yeah. -lt is you. Malcolm. 799 00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:38,602 Malcolm? 800 00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:42,022 Gerry, my husband. This is Malcolm. 801 00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:45,025 -Malcolm, what's shaking? -Not much, Gary. How are you? 802 00:40:45,193 --> 00:40:47,611 -Doesn't she look fantastic? -Boy, l'll say. 803 00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:49,404 COOKlE: Thank you. -Just fantastic. 804 00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:52,908 Been what? l don't know, 1 8, 1 9 years? Louisville. 805 00:40:53,827 --> 00:40:56,537 The Mint Julep. You were working as a waitress. 806 00:40:56,746 --> 00:40:57,955 Wow. 807 00:40:58,832 --> 00:41:01,041 Malcolm. Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm. 808 00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:04,503 You know, l've banged a lot of waitresses in my day. 809 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:06,588 But you were the best. By far. 810 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:09,383 -You don't forget the best. -Nope. 811 00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:11,385 Oh, Gerry. Oh, Gerry. 812 00:41:11,594 --> 00:41:14,429 They gotta do something about the air conditioning. 813 00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:15,722 Great to see you. 814 00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:17,307 Nice to see you, Malcolm. 815 00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:18,934 Keep them up. Keep them up. 816 00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:23,605 The beat goes on, okay? The beat goes on. Gerry, my husband. 817 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:25,524 Don't worry, l know where l am. 818 00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:27,651 -Just.... -But that was fun. 819 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,197 THEODORE: Your house is beautiful. The food is delicious. 820 00:41:32,407 --> 00:41:35,742 And to see Butch with her crown on. lt's so cute. 821 00:41:35,952 --> 00:41:38,287 CHRlSTY: That's her game face. Absolutely right. 822 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,164 THEODORE: She winked at me. -Did she? 823 00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:42,416 THEODORE: She winked at me. -You little flirt. 824 00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:46,003 She's not gonna wear the crown tomorrow, is she? 825 00:41:46,212 --> 00:41:50,632 -No, she'll walk around as if she were. -lt is. lt's a fun party. 826 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:53,969 -We only do that once a year. -She must be very proud. 827 00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:55,387 -You bet. -Oh, yeah. 828 00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:57,806 -lt's her night. -lt is. She's the star. 829 00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:00,767 And hopefully, she's going to be the star tomorrow. 830 00:42:00,977 --> 00:42:02,936 -We'll have to see. -That's up to her. 831 00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:06,440 -l guess. And some other people. -lt's in her hands. 832 00:42:06,608 --> 00:42:09,568 Some think if you're on a small creek, a small body of water... 833 00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:11,612 ...that you have to use a small fly. 834 00:42:11,821 --> 00:42:14,489 But l've been in situations, even on a big river... 835 00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:18,660 ...where l'm using a size 1 8, a size 20, a size 22. 836 00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:21,830 l go with a dropper or with a Parachute Adams. 837 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:25,459 A PT Nymph on the end, and you could hook a big fish. 838 00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:27,502 Many think you have to go with... 839 00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:30,839 ...a Woolly Bugger or Sculpin pattern of some kind. 840 00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:36,011 Maybe Egg-Sucking Leech, which l've never had any luck with myself. 841 00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:37,930 ls that L.L. Bean? 842 00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:39,556 -ls this L.L. Bean? -This? 843 00:42:39,766 --> 00:42:40,766 Can l check? 844 00:42:40,975 --> 00:42:42,684 -l don't know. -Oh, Hamilton. 845 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:44,978 What? Just checking. 846 00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:48,357 Stefan, Stefan. This is my "euphemism," Stefan. 847 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,442 l want you to meet my new friends. 848 00:42:50,652 --> 00:42:53,362 -How are you, Gerry? -Stefan. 849 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:56,573 -Hello. You're Coo...? -No, it's Cookie. 850 00:42:56,783 --> 00:42:58,659 lt's Cookie! 851 00:42:58,868 --> 00:43:01,328 -l was noticing your pants. -That's not all. 852 00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:02,496 And then l noticed this. 853 00:43:02,705 --> 00:43:03,747 -Very funny. -To death. 854 00:43:03,957 --> 00:43:06,750 Did he tell you his name's Mary, as well as advertising it? 855 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:11,505 -He was introduced as Mary, but-- -You know what? My name's not Mary. 856 00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:14,091 -lt's Debbie! -lt's not. lt's Debra! 857 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:15,300 No, it's Scott. 858 00:43:15,468 --> 00:43:19,137 Do you have an appreciation for the amount of work that went into these? 859 00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:21,890 -l ought to. l did it myself. GERRY: Wow. Gee. 860 00:43:22,141 --> 00:43:24,893 lt bored him to death. l talked about it nonstop. 861 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:28,939 Well, that is six months working with leather and red thread. 862 00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:32,567 -Oh. Heaven. -How much fun was he to be with? 863 00:43:32,777 --> 00:43:34,987 SCOTT: l make all this stuff. STEFAN: He's very talented. 864 00:43:35,196 --> 00:43:38,782 -You must be very proud, Mary. STEFAN: "Proud Mary." 865 00:43:38,992 --> 00:43:41,410 Oh, my goodness! Who are you all of a sudden? 866 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:44,746 STEFAN: Good baby-boomer gag. -Who are you in the burgundy jacket? 867 00:43:44,914 --> 00:43:46,081 SCOTT: Good heavens! -Mr. Hip! 868 00:43:46,249 --> 00:43:47,833 [LAUGHlNG] 869 00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:56,925 [POUNDlNG] 870 00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:06,601 -Move your feet. Move. -Gotcha. 871 00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:07,936 Stop it. 872 00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:10,564 -You're quick enough on the draw. -l'll say. 873 00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:13,483 -Thank you, Mr. Handyman. -Yes, sir. 874 00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:16,320 -Tanka up. -Tanka. 875 00:44:19,532 --> 00:44:20,782 Hi, Terry? 876 00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:24,286 Hi. Yeah, we're here. Where were you? 877 00:44:24,454 --> 00:44:27,080 So, how's everything? Did he eat the pâte? 878 00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:29,374 Did you put the vitamins in? 879 00:44:29,542 --> 00:44:33,086 Okay. Did he go poop? Thank you. 880 00:44:33,254 --> 00:44:35,339 Too much information. Ha, ha. 881 00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:39,259 Put him on. l just want to say good night. Okay. 882 00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:42,929 Hi, Tyrone. Hi, it's Daddy. 883 00:44:43,139 --> 00:44:44,514 Hi, Tyrone. How are you? 884 00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:46,683 Say hello? Say hello, Aggie? 885 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,396 l can hear him breathing. 886 00:44:51,606 --> 00:44:54,483 We'll be home tomorrow. l just wanted to say good night. 887 00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:57,652 l'm gonna sing a little bit of your favorite song, okay? 888 00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:02,657 [SlNGlNG] They buried Barbara In the old churchyard 889 00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:06,328 They buried William beside her 890 00:45:06,788 --> 00:45:10,624 And from his grave Grew a red, red rose 891 00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:14,711 And out of hers a briar 892 00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:19,925 Good night. Don't stay up all night watching old movies. Ha, ha. 893 00:45:21,135 --> 00:45:26,223 MAN: Live! From the Beyman Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, U.S.A. 894 00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:31,561 lt's the 1 25th Annual Mayflower Kennel Club Dog Show. 895 00:45:31,771 --> 00:45:35,023 Brought to you by lams Eukanuba. 896 00:45:35,191 --> 00:45:39,736 And let me tell you, the City of Brotherly Love is aglow tonight. 897 00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:44,199 Three thousand dogs competing for Best in Show. 898 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:48,954 Some big and some are small. Some really small. 899 00:45:49,122 --> 00:45:51,331 Bushy coats and coats so silky... 900 00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:54,626 ...they look like they were spun by a giant spider. 901 00:45:54,794 --> 00:45:57,045 You name it, they're here. 902 00:45:57,213 --> 00:46:00,173 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, l'm Buck Laughlin. 903 00:46:00,341 --> 00:46:02,551 lf you're a dog or a friend of a dog... 904 00:46:02,718 --> 00:46:05,429 ...you want to circle this night in your TV Guide... 905 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:08,765 ...because, Trevor Beckwith, they come to the Mayflower... 906 00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:11,768 ...with their crates, their kibble, and their cookies. 907 00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:14,729 And, most important, with a will to win... 908 00:46:14,897 --> 00:46:17,732 ...that only a fellow dog can truly appreciate. 909 00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:19,609 Your thoughts on that matter? 910 00:46:19,819 --> 00:46:22,446 Yes, Buck, l can't speak for the animals, of course... 911 00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:26,658 ...but certainly, every human being in this building is as excited as l am. 912 00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:30,954 -Really? You wrote a book, didn't you? -l did. l did. Follow the Lead. 913 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:34,875 A book about obedience. Basic obedience training for dogs. 914 00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:37,669 As you know, l have a franchise of schools around-- 915 00:46:37,837 --> 00:46:40,547 l didn't know that. So this is right down your alley. 916 00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:42,841 l went to one of those obedience places once. 917 00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:47,512 lt was going well till they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts. Ha, ha. 918 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,140 l'm just kidding. l know what you're talking about. 919 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:55,187 STEFAN: Because she's a winner. 920 00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:58,023 Because she is Miss America. 921 00:46:58,232 --> 00:46:59,816 That's who you are. Little Miss America. 922 00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:01,485 Come on, l'm trying to groom her. 923 00:47:01,694 --> 00:47:04,029 She's fine. She's fine. You know what? 924 00:47:04,197 --> 00:47:07,073 She's feeling chuffed. Feeling full of herself, aren't you? 925 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:10,118 What l want her to do is calm down a little bit. 926 00:47:10,286 --> 00:47:13,455 -Just don't do the front. Let me-- -Okay. Fine. 927 00:47:13,623 --> 00:47:15,957 What do you want more than anything in the world? 928 00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:18,210 Do you want the big blue ribbon? Uh-huh. 929 00:47:18,419 --> 00:47:21,171 Do you want red? No. Do you want yellow? No. 930 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:22,547 You want the blue. 931 00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:24,508 What do you see in front of me? 932 00:47:24,717 --> 00:47:26,760 You see a blue ribbon in front of you. 933 00:47:26,969 --> 00:47:28,512 You want it? Grab it! Get it! 934 00:47:28,721 --> 00:47:30,931 She's not listening to you! She's freaking out. 935 00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:33,391 Get the busy bee. You want your busy bee? 936 00:47:33,601 --> 00:47:36,269 You get the busy bee. l need to trim her whiskers. 937 00:47:36,521 --> 00:47:38,939 lt's in the crate! 938 00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:41,483 Why didn't you have it out to begin with? 939 00:47:42,610 --> 00:47:44,027 Where in the crate? 940 00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:47,447 -lt's not in here. lt's not. -lt should be in the crate! 941 00:47:47,657 --> 00:47:49,616 lt's not in the crate! l just told you that! 942 00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:53,370 God, Hamilton, if she doesn't get her toy, she's gonna flip out! 943 00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:55,455 See? lt's not in here. 944 00:47:55,665 --> 00:47:58,166 You left it at the hotel. You go get her busy bee! 945 00:47:58,417 --> 00:48:00,919 Go to the hotel and get busy bee! 946 00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:03,588 Run! Run! Go! 947 00:48:03,798 --> 00:48:08,051 Mommy's getting the toy. Don't worry. No, we just had a little discussion. 948 00:48:08,261 --> 00:48:10,345 Look at me. Don't look at anybody else. 949 00:48:10,555 --> 00:48:14,224 Don't look at the fat-ass losers or freaks! You look at me! 950 00:48:14,642 --> 00:48:17,727 -And what's the first category here? -The hound group. 951 00:48:17,937 --> 00:48:19,896 You have your finger on everything. 952 00:48:20,106 --> 00:48:24,442 The hounds are coming out. These are some unusual dogs. 953 00:48:26,612 --> 00:48:30,949 ANNOUNCER: The hounds can be divided into two groups, sight and scent. 954 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:35,161 TREVOR: This is the first of seven groups that we'll see this evening... 955 00:48:35,371 --> 00:48:39,332 ...as the dogs progress towards the Best in Show title. 956 00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:48,717 -The judge is Eddie Franklin. -That's Edie. Edie Franklin. 957 00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:51,928 -Edie? -Yes. A retired teacher from New Jersey. 958 00:48:52,138 --> 00:48:53,805 BUCK: You're right. That's a lady. 959 00:48:54,015 --> 00:48:58,018 She gives them a thorough going-over. Are all judges that thorough? 960 00:48:58,227 --> 00:48:59,853 -Yes. -She looks at the teeth.... 961 00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:02,814 lt's very important that all attributes are examined. 962 00:49:03,065 --> 00:49:04,524 Teeth, eyes, ears, gums-- 963 00:49:04,734 --> 00:49:07,611 Ouch! Do l see right? Where's she putting her hand? 964 00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:11,573 Well, she's just checking out the dog's testicular area to make sure... 965 00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:15,577 -Whoa. -...that everything is intact. 966 00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:19,247 Hate to go out on date with Judge Edie Franklin, have her judge me. 967 00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:20,957 That would be no fun. 968 00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:24,210 Would you please take your dog down and back for me, please? 969 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:26,087 [CROWD APPLAUDlNG] 970 00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:29,007 BUCK: Now she's having the dogs-- 971 00:49:29,175 --> 00:49:32,135 Why do they have them run away and then back up? 972 00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:33,803 What are they looking for? 973 00:49:34,013 --> 00:49:38,016 For the dog's gait and movement, to see the small angles. 974 00:49:38,225 --> 00:49:41,478 So, Edie will be checking out this thing in particular. 975 00:49:41,896 --> 00:49:43,480 Good way to judge a woman. 976 00:49:43,689 --> 00:49:45,774 Have her run away and then run back. 977 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:48,443 You know, those birds on Carnaby Street. 978 00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:52,739 l'm used to seeing them run away from me more often than run towards me. 979 00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:56,284 Uh, now what is that? That's a bloodhound, isn't it? 980 00:49:56,452 --> 00:49:58,328 TREVOR: Oh, this is a tremendous dog. 981 00:49:58,537 --> 00:50:02,791 l would say in two to three years, this could be a champion dog. 982 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,710 l think it may be a tad immature for this year. 983 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,837 Just trying to get a little playing time. 984 00:50:08,047 --> 00:50:10,882 And take your dog down and back for me, please? 985 00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:17,389 BUCK: You know what would be funny? Just an idea off the top of my head. 986 00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:20,684 Why didn't he put a Sherlock Holmes hat on it... 987 00:50:20,893 --> 00:50:22,644 ...and put a pipe in his mouth? 988 00:50:22,812 --> 00:50:25,480 Are they allowed to dress up a dog in a funny way? 989 00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:28,316 No, that's not the purpose of these shows. 990 00:50:28,567 --> 00:50:31,736 But it would really get the crowd going, you know? 991 00:50:31,946 --> 00:50:33,738 -The hat with a pipe? -Absolutely. 992 00:50:33,948 --> 00:50:36,574 You could make it look like the smoke's coming out of the pipe. 993 00:50:36,784 --> 00:50:40,787 -l think that would be a little dangerous. -Ha, ha. l'd get a kick out of it. 994 00:50:42,123 --> 00:50:47,210 Now, that looks like a fast dog. ls that faster than a greyhound? 995 00:50:47,420 --> 00:50:49,671 -Well-- -ln a race, who would come in first? 996 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,673 lf you had a little jockey on him, going-- 997 00:50:51,841 --> 00:50:55,427 Uh, let me ask, if you put them on a football team... 998 00:50:55,678 --> 00:50:58,596 ...which would be the wide receiver, which would be your tight end? 999 00:50:58,764 --> 00:51:01,224 Who can go the farthest, the fastest? 1000 00:51:01,434 --> 00:51:03,059 l don't know any dogs that play football. 1001 00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:05,937 Ha, ha. l'm having some fun with you. 1002 00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:11,276 This is tension time. Who will she pick? She's looking them over close. 1003 00:51:11,485 --> 00:51:14,279 TREVOR: Yes, she's been very careful with this group. 1004 00:51:14,447 --> 00:51:17,490 ls there anything they can do now to sway the judge? 1005 00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:20,201 Nothing at all. Just hope and pray at this point. 1006 00:51:22,872 --> 00:51:26,541 -Bring the bloodhound out, please. BUCK: Oh, ho. That's a surprise. 1007 00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:28,042 [AUDlENCE APPLAUDlNG] 1008 00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:31,212 Bring the beagle out, please. Please sit down. 1009 00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:33,006 The borzoi, please. 1010 00:51:40,890 --> 00:51:42,807 And the petit, please. 1011 00:51:43,809 --> 00:51:44,934 All right. 1012 00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:48,188 Our little Sherlock Holmes dog is out there, huh? 1013 00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:50,356 Even without the hat and the pipe. 1014 00:51:50,608 --> 00:51:52,484 So it's down to four now. 1015 00:51:52,693 --> 00:51:55,445 TREVOR: She's taking a final look at the four she's picked: 1016 00:51:55,654 --> 00:52:00,116 The bloodhound, the beagle, the borzoi, and the PBGV. 1017 00:52:00,367 --> 00:52:03,703 That's the way l want them! One. Two. 1018 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,831 Three. And four. 1019 00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:09,125 And that's it. That's the order. 1020 00:52:09,335 --> 00:52:11,085 Frankly, l'm very surprised. 1021 00:52:11,295 --> 00:52:14,964 -An upset. The rookie came through. TREVOR: lt's definitely an upset. 1022 00:52:15,174 --> 00:52:17,342 That's a tremendous achievement. 1023 00:52:26,602 --> 00:52:28,478 Have you tried looking under the bed? 1024 00:52:28,687 --> 00:52:30,814 Of course l've looked under the bed. 1025 00:52:31,023 --> 00:52:33,441 That's where you look when you lose things. 1026 00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:38,238 You! What's she here for? 1027 00:52:38,447 --> 00:52:41,908 l called you 30 minutes ago! You call yourself a maid? 1028 00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:43,493 Where are you from? 1029 00:52:43,702 --> 00:52:46,246 -l know people at lNS! -l'm an American citizen. 1030 00:52:46,455 --> 00:52:49,165 -They'll come in a van and take you... -l'll handle it. 1031 00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:50,959 ...back to where you came from! 1032 00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:53,670 Who do you think you are? l've spent 20 minutes-- 1033 00:52:53,879 --> 00:52:57,298 MEG: Go get your papers! -You're too agitated over a dog's toy. 1034 00:52:57,508 --> 00:52:58,591 -A dog's toy? -Yes. 1035 00:52:58,843 --> 00:53:02,428 You don't know my dog. You obviously don't know my dog. 1036 00:53:02,638 --> 00:53:06,391 -There's a pet store right downstairs. -A pet store down the stairs? 1037 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,476 -Yes. -Are you a wizard? A genius? 1038 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,353 Why didn't you tell me before? 1039 00:53:10,563 --> 00:53:15,567 Thanks for your help, you stupid hotel manager! 1040 00:53:18,112 --> 00:53:20,196 Yeah, see the coat? 1041 00:53:20,406 --> 00:53:23,116 CHRlSTY: l gotta tell you, l've never felt... 1042 00:53:23,284 --> 00:53:25,869 ...uh, more confident than l feel right now. 1043 00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:28,997 l feel like l could say to the president of the Kennel Club: 1044 00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:33,543 "Why don't we skip to the chase here, and just give me the cup. 1045 00:53:33,752 --> 00:53:35,962 l'll be on my way. You can take my photo." 1046 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:38,840 l honestly feel that way. But, you never know... 1047 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:43,595 ...because there's so many variables that l just can't control. 1048 00:53:43,888 --> 00:53:46,389 But, everything's going as planned. 1049 00:53:47,308 --> 00:53:49,100 Except for the makeup. 1050 00:53:49,810 --> 00:53:52,395 Well, Sherri Ann did put some makeup on me... 1051 00:53:52,605 --> 00:53:56,024 ...but, um, it's really not my style, so l took it off. 1052 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:58,109 -lt looked good. -lt was a little much. 1053 00:53:58,319 --> 00:54:01,154 No, it looked really good. l did a wonderful... 1054 00:54:01,405 --> 00:54:05,408 ...Sophia Loren Persian eye. 1055 00:54:05,618 --> 00:54:09,203 And it looked very dramatic, and looked very showlike. 1056 00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:13,958 lt was a little over the top. l looked freakish, so l took it off. 1057 00:54:14,168 --> 00:54:17,795 -No, you didn't. -You have to just let this go, okay? 1058 00:54:18,047 --> 00:54:21,841 But, l do like what she did with my hair. 1059 00:54:24,178 --> 00:54:26,262 BUCK: Well, now it's time for the toys. 1060 00:54:26,472 --> 00:54:29,682 They're well-named. They look like they could be wound up. 1061 00:54:29,892 --> 00:54:33,394 Yes. This is a fun group. And the crowd always responds to the toys. 1062 00:54:33,646 --> 00:54:37,065 lt's wonderful, the character you see in these dogs. 1063 00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:40,318 That's what a lot of people are looking for in a toy dog. 1064 00:54:40,527 --> 00:54:44,906 BUCK: They're crowd pleasers. Frederick Basil-Abbott lll, the judge. 1065 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:46,950 -He's got his hands full. TREVOR: Yes. 1066 00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:53,289 -Hey, hey, baby. Aw, a bloodhound? -Oh, yeah. 1067 00:54:53,499 --> 00:54:54,499 -Beautiful. -Yep. 1068 00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:57,460 -Beautiful. How old is he? -Yeah. He's 2. 1069 00:54:57,670 --> 00:55:00,254 -Slobbers a lot. -He's a 2-year-old. Oh, yes. 1070 00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:04,550 -He's a 2-year. He's a slobberpuss. -He is a slobberer. He's gorgeous. 1071 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,011 -Yes, he is. -Yeah. 1072 00:55:07,638 --> 00:55:10,848 l, um-- l handle Rhapsody in White. 1073 00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:17,021 -The poodle, right? The standard? -Yeah. Two-time Best in Show. 1074 00:55:17,231 --> 00:55:19,649 -Last two years here at the Mayflower. HARLAN: That's-- 1075 00:55:19,858 --> 00:55:21,818 -l'm sure you know that. HARLAN: Yes. 1076 00:55:22,403 --> 00:55:24,278 -Yeah, so-- -l'm Harlan Pepper. 1077 00:55:24,488 --> 00:55:26,990 Christy Cummings. But you probably know that. 1078 00:55:27,199 --> 00:55:28,616 Well, l do and l don't. 1079 00:55:28,784 --> 00:55:30,284 [BOTH LAUGHlNG] 1080 00:55:31,370 --> 00:55:32,704 -You take care. -l will. 1081 00:55:32,913 --> 00:55:34,831 Take care, Hubert. We'll see you. 1082 00:55:42,131 --> 00:55:44,173 ANNOUNCER: The toy group has long been a favorite. 1083 00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:46,342 Going back hundreds of years, when-- 1084 00:55:46,593 --> 00:55:49,429 TREVOR: l'd be hard-pressed to pick my favorite. 1085 00:55:49,596 --> 00:55:51,472 The shih tzu is a terrific dog. 1086 00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:53,307 -What's that one? -The shih tzu. 1087 00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:55,643 -The shih tzu! -That's a name you don't... 1088 00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:59,313 ...play around with. lt doesn't come trippingly off the tongue. 1089 00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:03,943 "Stewardess, can l take a shih tzu on my carry-on, or does it have to be stowed?" 1090 00:56:04,153 --> 00:56:07,280 -"ls that a shih tzu in your...?" -An old joke, but a good one. 1091 00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:09,365 lt's a crowd pleaser. 1092 00:56:16,290 --> 00:56:19,208 Ma'am, can l have the ltalian greyhound over here? 1093 00:56:22,421 --> 00:56:25,548 -He's known as a deliberate judge. -ls that right? 1094 00:56:25,758 --> 00:56:27,884 Yes. An interesting side note, as a matter of fact: 1095 00:56:28,093 --> 00:56:32,638 He trained to be a priest at one time, was in a seminary. 1096 00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:35,308 Never went through with it all, but it's unusual. 1097 00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:38,978 lt'd be interesting to find out what went wrong. But that's a whole other show. 1098 00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:42,023 Sir, can l have the Pom over here, please? 1099 00:56:47,154 --> 00:56:49,739 Ma'am, the toy poodle behind, please. 1100 00:56:55,079 --> 00:56:57,497 Sir, could l have the shih tzu here, please? 1101 00:56:59,374 --> 00:57:01,584 BUCK: They are a playful bunch, aren't they? 1102 00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:03,002 FREDERlCK: Take them all around. 1103 00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:07,632 -Thank you, sir. One. -Yes! 1104 00:57:07,883 --> 00:57:10,718 FREDERlCK: Two. Three. Four. 1105 00:57:10,886 --> 00:57:12,261 [CROWD CHEERlNG AND STEFAN LAUGHlNG] 1106 00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:19,102 Thank you. Oh, l'm sorry. 1107 00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:21,729 -Oh, congratulations. -Thank you. 1108 00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:24,398 My little princess. 1109 00:57:24,650 --> 00:57:25,942 -My hero. -Oh, thanks. 1110 00:57:26,151 --> 00:57:28,027 -God, thank you. -Good job. 1111 00:57:28,403 --> 00:57:30,113 -Thanks. -The Pom was no problem? 1112 00:57:30,322 --> 00:57:33,574 Pom broke his gait. He might as well have taken a dump. 1113 00:57:33,784 --> 00:57:36,119 l was amazed the Yorkie finished out of the money. 1114 00:57:36,328 --> 00:57:38,830 -Who knew? Who knew? -Look at this. lt's all you. 1115 00:57:39,039 --> 00:57:41,666 First in group. Best in Show coming up. 1116 00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:44,377 She's like, "Group, shmoop. Bring on the formal wear." 1117 00:57:44,586 --> 00:57:46,921 Which reminds me, gotta go to the hotel. 1118 00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:48,798 -l have to change. -Want some soup? 1119 00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:50,133 -Bath balm. STEFAN: Bath balm. 1120 00:57:50,342 --> 00:57:51,342 lmmediately. 1121 00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:58,808 -Hello. -Hi. Um, l'm looking for a toy. 1122 00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:02,353 -lt's a bumble bee. lt's like a-- -For what kind of animal? 1123 00:58:02,563 --> 00:58:05,148 For a dog. lt's a bee. lt's a bumble bee. 1124 00:58:05,357 --> 00:58:07,859 And it's furry. lt's about this big. 1125 00:58:08,026 --> 00:58:09,777 -Okay. -Right. 1126 00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:12,363 lt's a bumble bee. 1127 00:58:12,573 --> 00:58:14,031 Stripes on it. 1128 00:58:14,241 --> 00:58:18,286 -Here it is. ls this it? -No, that's a bear in a bee costume. 1129 00:58:18,495 --> 00:58:20,580 Okay. Okay. l'm just trying to help. 1130 00:58:20,789 --> 00:58:24,250 lt's about this big. And it squeaks in the middle. 1131 00:58:24,459 --> 00:58:27,920 Oh. Okay. This one squeaks. You know? 1132 00:58:28,088 --> 00:58:30,047 And l think it's striped. 1133 00:58:30,299 --> 00:58:32,758 l think the dog will respond to the stripes. 1134 00:58:32,968 --> 00:58:36,387 And it's reminiscent of a bumble bee, l think. 1135 00:58:36,597 --> 00:58:38,472 -This is like a bee. -That's a parrot. 1136 00:58:38,682 --> 00:58:40,892 l think that's what the dog's responding to. 1137 00:58:41,101 --> 00:58:44,145 But you can look in the box here. We have more. 1138 00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:47,064 Like this one. The yellow and black one there? 1139 00:58:47,274 --> 00:58:49,025 -This? -That's like a bee. 1140 00:58:49,234 --> 00:58:52,278 -This is a fish. -Well, we know that's a fish... 1141 00:58:52,487 --> 00:58:54,197 -...but to a dog-- -Just shut up. 1142 00:58:54,406 --> 00:58:56,866 -l'm gonna get this. -l'm just trying to help. 1143 00:58:57,075 --> 00:58:58,201 Thank you for your help. 1144 00:58:58,410 --> 00:59:00,953 This is least like a bee of the ones we have here. 1145 00:59:01,163 --> 00:59:05,416 l didn't ask for your opinion. l asked for a toy that you don't have! 1146 00:59:06,627 --> 00:59:08,461 COOKlE: Oh, baby, you're so good. GERRY: Yes. 1147 00:59:08,629 --> 00:59:10,880 COOKlE: Look at you. GERRY: Who could look at this face--? 1148 00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:14,967 Who could look at this face and say, "Oh, l want him." 1149 00:59:15,135 --> 00:59:17,345 You. Hey, Wink. Hey, Wink. 1150 00:59:17,512 --> 00:59:20,014 -Hey, Wink. Look at this. -Did you see the scary dog? 1151 00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:23,809 You. Hey, Winky, look at this. 1152 00:59:24,019 --> 00:59:26,520 You! Yes. 1153 00:59:26,730 --> 00:59:29,357 That's it. He's just a natural. And look at his face. 1154 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:32,401 Could he be sweeter or more loving? 1155 00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:36,364 The group is all about attitude. And look at this. 1156 00:59:36,531 --> 00:59:39,242 What, could you find a more likable attitude? 1157 00:59:39,451 --> 00:59:42,411 A happier, happier-to-know-you kind of attitude? 1158 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:44,956 Oh, l'm talking about you. 1159 00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:48,167 BUCK: And here come the terriers. 1160 00:59:48,377 --> 00:59:50,127 TREVOR: This is a very popular group. 1161 00:59:50,337 --> 00:59:55,258 There's a lot of winners that have come out of this group in past shows. 1162 00:59:55,467 --> 00:59:58,552 -lt's also popular with the crowd. BUCK: They're lovable dogs. 1163 00:59:58,762 --> 01:00:02,848 TREVOR: Wonderful personality. BUCK: Very frisky, very playful. 1164 01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:05,768 lt's sad, when you look at how beautiful they are... 1165 01:00:05,978 --> 01:00:09,313 ...to think that in some countries, these dogs are eaten. 1166 01:00:10,857 --> 01:00:12,316 And once around, please. 1167 01:00:12,567 --> 01:00:14,735 BUCK: That's my favorite, the miniature schnauzer. 1168 01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:16,654 How do they make them miniature? 1169 01:00:16,822 --> 01:00:20,157 ls there some way, some process they physically... 1170 01:00:20,325 --> 01:00:22,952 ...miniaturize the dog? Or is it a puppy? 1171 01:00:23,161 --> 01:00:24,495 What the devil is going on? 1172 01:00:24,705 --> 01:00:26,497 They just.... lt's breeding. 1173 01:00:26,707 --> 01:00:28,332 They breed them small. 1174 01:00:28,542 --> 01:00:32,712 You'd think they'd want them bigger, like grapefruits or watermelons. 1175 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:35,798 Now, let me ask, what's that up on the table? 1176 01:00:36,008 --> 01:00:37,591 TREVOR: That's the Norwich. BUCK: Aha. 1177 01:00:38,302 --> 01:00:41,137 She's taking a close look at the Norwich. 1178 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:43,055 That handler looks familiar to me. 1179 01:00:43,265 --> 01:00:46,100 Madam, could you bring the dog further down in back, please? 1180 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:48,769 [CROWD APPLAUDlNG] 1181 01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:51,230 That's my dog. 1182 01:00:53,734 --> 01:00:56,360 BUCK: Did l mention my idea for a book for you? 1183 01:00:56,570 --> 01:01:00,031 Women bathing their dogs. ln cutoffjeans and T-shirts... 1184 01:01:00,198 --> 01:01:01,532 ...and with the soap. 1185 01:01:01,742 --> 01:01:05,661 How it gets all wet, then the water, let your imagination run wild. 1186 01:01:05,871 --> 01:01:08,497 Get the Mayflower Kennel Club behind it, make a few bucks. 1187 01:01:08,749 --> 01:01:10,750 That's what it's all about. Put your name on it. 1188 01:01:10,917 --> 01:01:14,545 TREVOR: Well, l'm not sure.... -Bathing Your Dog With Trevor Beckwith. 1189 01:01:14,755 --> 01:01:18,341 Doing It Doggy Style. You come up with that, l'm not the literary guy. 1190 01:01:21,803 --> 01:01:25,473 BUCK: All right. Judge Ruth Collier is looking very closely. 1191 01:01:27,559 --> 01:01:28,601 One. 1192 01:01:29,061 --> 01:01:30,519 Two. 1193 01:01:31,104 --> 01:01:33,147 -Three. Four. -Yes! 1194 01:01:35,776 --> 01:01:37,568 Thank you. Oh. 1195 01:01:39,529 --> 01:01:41,072 Here. 1196 01:01:41,865 --> 01:01:43,199 What the hell is this? 1197 01:01:43,408 --> 01:01:45,534 -lt's a toy. -lt's a rooster or something. 1198 01:01:45,744 --> 01:01:47,620 Get out the bee. Where's the bee? 1199 01:01:47,829 --> 01:01:50,831 l couldn't find it. l went to the hotel, l asked. 1200 01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:54,502 You were gone for a half-hour and you came back with this purple thing? 1201 01:01:54,753 --> 01:01:55,961 Don't spit at me! 1202 01:01:56,171 --> 01:01:58,089 Don't you yell at me! Ouch! 1203 01:01:58,382 --> 01:01:59,715 You take care of it! 1204 01:01:59,966 --> 01:02:02,760 -l will take care of it! -Stop it! Just.... 1205 01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:07,139 We're here with Dr. Millbank, President of the Mayflower Kennel Club. 1206 01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:11,185 Doctor, let me ask you something. l got a little bursitis in my shoulder. 1207 01:02:11,436 --> 01:02:13,145 Do you recommend heat or cold? 1208 01:02:13,397 --> 01:02:15,689 -l'm not that kind of doctor. -l know that. 1209 01:02:15,899 --> 01:02:18,317 l'm just kidding. He's not that kind of doctor... 1210 01:02:18,485 --> 01:02:21,612 ...but he's got such a good sense of humor, we like to have a few laughs. 1211 01:02:21,822 --> 01:02:24,323 Question that's always bothered me and a lot of people: 1212 01:02:24,533 --> 01:02:28,744 Mayflower, combined with Philadelphia, no-brainer, right? 1213 01:02:28,954 --> 01:02:30,871 Because this is where the Mayflower landed. 1214 01:02:31,123 --> 01:02:34,792 Not so, it turns out Columbus actually set foot somewhere in the West lndies. 1215 01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:36,043 Little-known fact. 1216 01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:38,754 How does the name Mayflower get up to the Quaker City? 1217 01:02:39,047 --> 01:02:42,925 Well, it wasn't actually Columbus on the Mayflower, as you probably remember. 1218 01:02:43,135 --> 01:02:45,010 And he did land in Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts. 1219 01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:47,763 BUCK: They landed in several places, because there's the Nina... 1220 01:02:47,973 --> 01:02:50,182 -...the Pinta, a couple of them.... -And the Santa María. 1221 01:02:50,350 --> 01:02:52,726 -They all landed in different places. -Not really. 1222 01:02:52,936 --> 01:02:54,395 Well, l'm not the historian. 1223 01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:56,647 Let the production people deal with that one. 1224 01:02:56,857 --> 01:02:58,023 Right. lt doesn't matter. 1225 01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:02,987 ANNOUNCER: The sporting group can be divided into four categories. 1226 01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:07,241 BUCK: So these are the sporting dogs. These are the athletes. 1227 01:03:07,451 --> 01:03:10,161 These are the jocks of the dog world, wouldn't you say? 1228 01:03:10,370 --> 01:03:12,538 These are the dogs that you'll often see... 1229 01:03:12,747 --> 01:03:15,916 ...hanging on the wall in museums and classic paintings. 1230 01:03:16,418 --> 01:03:18,252 This group is actually known as... 1231 01:03:18,462 --> 01:03:21,589 ...the hunting group in the United Kingdom. 1232 01:03:21,965 --> 01:03:25,342 BUCK: And the judge is Judge Freda Dunlop. 1233 01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:28,679 She is also very, very slow... 1234 01:03:28,889 --> 01:03:31,265 -...and determined. TREVOR: Very deliberate. 1235 01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:34,435 Now, we're seeing the Weimaraner, a wonderful dog. 1236 01:03:34,895 --> 01:03:36,270 BUCK: That's a beauty. 1237 01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:38,689 TREVOR: That's "The Grey Ghost." 1238 01:03:40,484 --> 01:03:41,984 Oh, l'm sorry. Get down. 1239 01:03:42,194 --> 01:03:43,819 FREDA: Please control your dog. 1240 01:03:44,029 --> 01:03:45,488 That's not a good start. 1241 01:03:45,697 --> 01:03:47,156 Right around here. Let's try again. 1242 01:03:47,407 --> 01:03:49,366 This has never happened before, ever. 1243 01:03:49,701 --> 01:03:52,703 l'm sorry. We're dismissing you. We're gonna dismiss this gentleman. 1244 01:03:52,913 --> 01:03:54,830 Just give us another chance. 1245 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:57,833 -l'm sorry. We're dismissing you. HAMlLTON: No, let me just try again. 1246 01:03:58,043 --> 01:03:59,043 This does not look good. 1247 01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:01,462 He went after her like she's made out of ham. 1248 01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:05,216 -And l guess he's getting the old heave-ho. TREVOR: That's it. Yes, yes. 1249 01:04:05,592 --> 01:04:08,093 -The dog has been excused. BUCK: She is gone. 1250 01:04:08,303 --> 01:04:10,137 HAMlLTON: Just get away, you goddamn asshole! 1251 01:04:10,347 --> 01:04:12,723 BUCK: lt's a shame to see that happen. TREVOR: Beautiful dog. 1252 01:04:12,891 --> 01:04:14,808 BUCK: But he's still a champion. TREVOR: Oh, yes. 1253 01:04:14,976 --> 01:04:17,436 BUCK: Even though he leaves in disgrace. Like "Shoeless Joe" Jackson. 1254 01:04:17,604 --> 01:04:20,731 He's out of the leagues, but we still talk about him today. 1255 01:04:21,733 --> 01:04:24,068 Hi. l'd like... 1256 01:04:24,945 --> 01:04:29,240 ...an extra-large bucket of popcorn, half-butter, half-salt. 1257 01:04:29,407 --> 01:04:32,868 SHERRl ANN: I wouldn't normally just be out here... 1258 01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:35,120 ...uh, pigging out. 1259 01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:37,039 But, um... 1260 01:04:37,791 --> 01:04:42,086 ...l'm a little nervous right now. There's a lot at stake. 1261 01:04:42,504 --> 01:04:45,673 You know, we've had two wins. This would be our third... 1262 01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:48,842 ...and, um, l'm making Leslie nervous. 1263 01:04:49,052 --> 01:04:51,178 l'm making myself very nervous. 1264 01:04:51,388 --> 01:04:55,266 And my nervousness is, uh... 1265 01:04:55,559 --> 01:04:59,103 ...is rubbing off on Leslie. And, um.... 1266 01:05:01,690 --> 01:05:03,774 l feel like l... 1267 01:05:04,276 --> 01:05:07,236 ...l just really need to listen to my inner instinct... 1268 01:05:07,445 --> 01:05:10,864 ...and, um, my inner instinct says: 1269 01:05:11,241 --> 01:05:13,284 "Don't go right now." 1270 01:05:14,828 --> 01:05:16,495 So, l'm not going out. 1271 01:05:16,705 --> 01:05:20,207 l'm gonna be right here until l get another message... 1272 01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:21,959 ...from myself. 1273 01:05:28,842 --> 01:05:29,842 What are you doing, honey? 1274 01:05:30,051 --> 01:05:32,761 They're just finishing up the Non-Sporting in a second. 1275 01:05:32,971 --> 01:05:35,222 l'm looking for the hand cream. Did you bring any? 1276 01:05:35,432 --> 01:05:38,392 l've got a lot of hand cream. But l don't have the.... 1277 01:05:38,602 --> 01:05:41,020 God, look at that Keeshond. 1278 01:05:41,605 --> 01:05:42,813 ls that hideous? 1279 01:05:43,023 --> 01:05:45,024 What's that doing at the Mayflower? 1280 01:05:46,151 --> 01:05:49,820 Oh, my goodness. Um, you might want to see this. 1281 01:05:50,697 --> 01:05:52,906 -lt's Miss Cummings. -Uh-oh. 1282 01:05:53,617 --> 01:05:55,743 ls it ever Miss Cummings. 1283 01:05:55,952 --> 01:05:57,036 Oh, my God. 1284 01:05:57,245 --> 01:05:58,996 Bob Mackie, where are you when we need you? 1285 01:05:59,205 --> 01:06:02,082 SCOTT: She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig. 1286 01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:05,002 Doesn't--? Look at the piping. 1287 01:06:05,170 --> 01:06:08,172 She tries to be so self-possessed, but look at the terror in her face. 1288 01:06:08,340 --> 01:06:10,466 Well, it's all about fear for her. 1289 01:06:10,675 --> 01:06:12,259 Well, it's all about her. 1290 01:06:15,347 --> 01:06:16,972 BUCK: He's taking his time picking. 1291 01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:19,016 That's for sure. 1292 01:06:20,143 --> 01:06:22,227 TREVOR: And stopping them once again. 1293 01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:24,938 He is a highly respected judge. 1294 01:06:25,148 --> 01:06:27,441 Often tends to go on personality. 1295 01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:30,611 And we've certainly got a lot of personality in this selection. 1296 01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:33,113 -You're number one. Two. -Yes! 1297 01:06:33,323 --> 01:06:35,949 JUDGE: Three. And four. -Thank you very much. 1298 01:06:40,664 --> 01:06:43,999 Yeah. Look at that poodle. She knows she's a winner. 1299 01:06:44,209 --> 01:06:46,502 And look at her handler. That is one happy fella. 1300 01:06:46,711 --> 01:06:48,671 That is actually a woman. 1301 01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:52,216 BUCK: A woman-- Lady handler. They are sharing the joy. 1302 01:06:52,425 --> 01:06:55,719 And this is interesting, do you think they can feel the joy? 1303 01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:57,304 -Okay. -Big surprise. 1304 01:06:57,514 --> 01:06:59,640 There it is. l better show Agnes this bitch. 1305 01:06:59,849 --> 01:07:01,809 Oh, God. When she smiles.... 1306 01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:05,479 Stop eating that shirt and look at your competition. 1307 01:07:05,689 --> 01:07:07,981 That is Rhapsody in White. 1308 01:07:08,191 --> 01:07:10,609 That's who you're gonna beat. 1309 01:07:10,902 --> 01:07:13,153 -She wins in a waltz, don't you? -She does. 1310 01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:15,906 Christy's gonna go talk to Sherri Ann. 1311 01:07:16,074 --> 01:07:18,575 Here's Sherri Ann. What is Sherri Ann wearing? 1312 01:07:18,743 --> 01:07:20,202 [STEFAN LAUGHlNG] 1313 01:07:20,912 --> 01:07:22,246 And she-- 1314 01:07:25,917 --> 01:07:27,292 Hello? 1315 01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:31,338 SCOTT: Rhapsody has two mommies. 1316 01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:35,926 BUCK: All right, Trevor Beckwith, it all comes down to this. 1317 01:07:36,094 --> 01:07:39,304 They're going for all the marbles. The Best in Show. 1318 01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:40,973 The final seven. 1319 01:07:41,182 --> 01:07:42,891 lt's the bottom of the ninth inning. 1320 01:07:43,101 --> 01:07:44,893 lt's the goal-line stand. 1321 01:07:45,103 --> 01:07:46,854 lt's the final round. 1322 01:07:47,105 --> 01:07:51,483 And after all the grooming, the petting, the kibbles, the liver snaps. 1323 01:07:51,818 --> 01:07:53,610 Your opinion. Your feedback. 1324 01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:57,072 This is a very exciting moment. All these are wonderful dogs. 1325 01:07:57,282 --> 01:07:59,324 And this is the moment everybody's been waiting for. 1326 01:07:59,576 --> 01:08:01,994 The last seven. The best of the best. 1327 01:08:02,162 --> 01:08:04,163 -This is a great moment. -Creme de la creme. 1328 01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:06,123 -As long as you're calm. -l do. l am. 1329 01:08:06,332 --> 01:08:08,917 Because l'm as calm as a cucumber, okay? 1330 01:08:09,127 --> 01:08:10,544 Why don't you sit down? 1331 01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:13,338 -Go sit down. -l'm kidding. l'm nervous. 1332 01:08:13,548 --> 01:08:17,009 So sit down now because Winky and l have to get ready for the show. 1333 01:08:17,218 --> 01:08:18,343 Knock them dead, honey. 1334 01:08:18,678 --> 01:08:19,887 -Good luck. -Aw, thank you. 1335 01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:21,597 -Good luck. COOKlE: "Bye-bye, Daddy." 1336 01:08:21,806 --> 01:08:24,391 Say, "Bye-bye, Daddy." Bye, darling. 1337 01:08:24,642 --> 01:08:25,809 GERRY: Sweetheart? 1338 01:08:26,186 --> 01:08:28,312 -Make Fern City proud, okay? COOKlE: l will. 1339 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:29,730 l will. Ha, ha. 1340 01:08:30,690 --> 01:08:33,233 -Aah! What the--? WOMAN: Are you all right? 1341 01:08:35,153 --> 01:08:38,322 What'd l trip on? Did somebody put something here so l'd trip? 1342 01:08:38,531 --> 01:08:40,574 SCOTT: Calm down. CHRlSTY: Why did you fall? 1343 01:08:40,784 --> 01:08:43,035 Okay, it's just my knee. l'm fine. 1344 01:08:43,244 --> 01:08:45,621 CHRlSTY: Look out. You're gonna step on your dog. 1345 01:08:45,830 --> 01:08:49,625 -Oh, no. Your knee is all messed up. -We need a doctor. 1346 01:08:49,834 --> 01:08:51,710 ls there--? Can we get a medic? 1347 01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:53,170 lt's Best ln Show. 1348 01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:55,923 Your knee is ballooning up like a watermelon, sweetheart. 1349 01:08:56,090 --> 01:08:57,132 Aw. 1350 01:08:57,300 --> 01:09:00,093 Baby, you can't miss this. Winky can't miss this. 1351 01:09:00,303 --> 01:09:03,263 He's worked for two and a half years. He can't miss this. 1352 01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:04,807 -He can't miss? -He can't miss it. 1353 01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:06,975 -Then we get a handler. -A handler? 1354 01:09:07,185 --> 01:09:10,103 -We get a professional handler. -A stranger? 1355 01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:12,940 lf you want the dog in the show, we need a handler. 1356 01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:15,067 You have to do it. You have to. 1357 01:09:15,276 --> 01:09:18,403 You have a concussion. You're not making any sense. 1358 01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:20,405 All you have to do is follow him. 1359 01:09:20,615 --> 01:09:22,366 Just follow him. 1360 01:09:22,575 --> 01:09:24,660 CHRlSTY: We'll take care of you. -You'll be fine. 1361 01:09:24,869 --> 01:09:26,161 l've walked him-- 1362 01:09:26,371 --> 01:09:29,373 You take him for a walk every night. That's gaiting. 1363 01:09:29,582 --> 01:09:32,584 l don't even know what gaiting is. What's this? 1364 01:09:32,794 --> 01:09:36,547 Your number, keep it on your left arm. Keep the dog on the left. 1365 01:09:37,048 --> 01:09:38,590 -Why-- -Gerry... 1366 01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:40,509 ...you're gonna show Winky. 1367 01:09:44,597 --> 01:09:47,015 TREVOR: And here they come! The pointer.... 1368 01:09:47,225 --> 01:09:49,768 The pointer from the sporting group, handled by Jill Koch. 1369 01:09:49,978 --> 01:09:52,813 And look at that magnificent dog. 1370 01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:54,356 Absolutely beautiful. 1371 01:09:54,566 --> 01:09:57,526 Do you think they know the championship's on the line here? 1372 01:09:57,735 --> 01:09:59,695 l think they know they're very special dogs... 1373 01:09:59,904 --> 01:10:01,780 ...and that they're still in it. 1374 01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:03,532 And the bloodhound.... 1375 01:10:03,783 --> 01:10:06,577 BUCK: Getting the track of the pointer. TREVOR: Beautiful dog. 1376 01:10:06,828 --> 01:10:08,287 TREVOR: Hubert. 1377 01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:11,415 l was talking to his owner and handler, Harlan Pepper... 1378 01:10:11,583 --> 01:10:15,252 ...and he believes this dog has a tremendous future. 1379 01:10:16,004 --> 01:10:19,798 And here's the Siberian husky, handled by Joanne Dixon. 1380 01:10:20,008 --> 01:10:22,426 BUCK: Also a beautiful dog. TREVOR: Magnificent, yes. 1381 01:10:22,594 --> 01:10:25,554 BUCK: And they're strutting their stuff too. 1382 01:10:30,184 --> 01:10:33,478 TREVOR: The terrier group now. This is the Norwich terrier. 1383 01:10:33,813 --> 01:10:35,147 With.... 1384 01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:40,068 -Seems to have a different handler. -lt's not Cookie Fleck. 1385 01:10:40,987 --> 01:10:44,114 BUCK: We're getting word that the dog is being handled by... 1386 01:10:44,532 --> 01:10:46,867 ...Cookie's husband, Gerry Fleck. 1387 01:10:47,035 --> 01:10:49,244 TREVOR: Very unusual. BUCK: Boy, this is thrilling. 1388 01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:51,747 The bottom of the ninth, a pinch hitter comes in. 1389 01:10:52,457 --> 01:10:54,541 Am l nuts or--? 1390 01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:57,169 Something's wrong with his feet. 1391 01:10:57,670 --> 01:11:01,465 TREVOR: l don't think l ever find myself saying this, but l think... 1392 01:11:01,633 --> 01:11:04,134 -...you're right. BUCK: He's got two left feet. 1393 01:11:04,344 --> 01:11:05,719 TREVOR: That is certainly a first. 1394 01:11:05,887 --> 01:11:08,013 Go get them, pal. Man. 1395 01:11:08,932 --> 01:11:12,643 TREVOR: And the toy group, the shih tzu is here with Scott Donlan... 1396 01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:15,979 -...in a splendid outfit. BUCK: Scott is prancing along... 1397 01:11:16,147 --> 01:11:18,315 ...with the dog. And look at his outfit. 1398 01:11:18,483 --> 01:11:21,193 ln my neighborhood, you wear an outfit like that... 1399 01:11:21,361 --> 01:11:24,112 ...you better be a hotel doorman. 1400 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:27,074 -He is having fun with his dog. -Here's Rhapsody... 1401 01:11:27,408 --> 01:11:29,409 BUCK: That's your favorite. TREVOR: ...with Christy. 1402 01:11:29,577 --> 01:11:31,411 BUCK: And the crowd's reacting too. 1403 01:11:31,579 --> 01:11:35,707 TREVOR: This dog is as close to perfect as you'll see. And she knows it. 1404 01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:38,502 -She knows this. BUCK: She has a winner's attitude. 1405 01:11:38,753 --> 01:11:41,004 And last, lastly we have the... 1406 01:11:41,172 --> 01:11:43,966 ...the Shetland sheepdog. The dog l have. 1407 01:11:44,133 --> 01:11:45,801 The Sheltie. 1408 01:11:46,302 --> 01:11:49,388 Let me ask you. This may be a little bit off the path. 1409 01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:52,349 How much weight do you think l could bench press? 1410 01:11:52,850 --> 01:11:55,602 Just make a guess. Ballpark figure. 1411 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:59,022 Three hundred and fifteen pounds. l mean, l was in top shape. 1412 01:11:59,190 --> 01:12:01,900 l don't know if l could make it back and forth here. 1413 01:12:02,068 --> 01:12:04,778 -Quite impressive. -Dead-lifted over 500. 1414 01:12:06,072 --> 01:12:09,616 TREVOR: l think we're all set to go. BUCK: Oh, boy. Oh, boy! 1415 01:12:09,867 --> 01:12:11,493 JUDGE: Bring out the pointer, please. 1416 01:12:12,870 --> 01:12:17,124 BUCK: And the judge is Everett Bainbridge, if l'm not wrong. 1417 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:19,960 TREVOR: Yes, Everett is a very experienced judge. 1418 01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:22,754 BUCK: l would hope so. -We're in very good hands. 1419 01:12:22,964 --> 01:12:26,091 This is like the World Series. You get the best umpires. 1420 01:12:26,718 --> 01:12:28,218 Once around, please. 1421 01:12:32,223 --> 01:12:33,890 Bring out the bloodhound, please. 1422 01:12:43,901 --> 01:12:45,152 Once around, please. 1423 01:12:49,699 --> 01:12:52,576 BUCK: Can a dog win it or lose it in this last round... 1424 01:12:52,785 --> 01:12:54,453 ...or has the judge made up his mind? 1425 01:12:54,704 --> 01:12:56,496 Oh, good heavens, no. This is.... 1426 01:12:56,748 --> 01:12:58,290 lt's not won or lost at this point. 1427 01:12:58,499 --> 01:13:01,043 lt's apples and oranges, different breeds. 1428 01:13:01,252 --> 01:13:03,378 Are they looking for something particular? 1429 01:13:03,588 --> 01:13:06,089 TREVOR: lt's a gut reaction on some level. These are all... 1430 01:13:06,257 --> 01:13:09,259 -...superb animals. BUCK: Very subjective for the judge, then. 1431 01:13:09,469 --> 01:13:10,969 Very difficult task to pick. 1432 01:13:11,179 --> 01:13:14,556 Let me ask you, does money ever exchange hands under the table? 1433 01:13:14,766 --> 01:13:17,059 -Good Lord, no. -Don't stick your neck out. 1434 01:13:17,268 --> 01:13:20,937 -l'd be tempted to lay a few dollars. -Bring out the Norwich terrier. 1435 01:13:26,778 --> 01:13:28,445 [CHEERlNG] 1436 01:13:33,284 --> 01:13:34,993 Once around, please. 1437 01:13:42,919 --> 01:13:45,045 BUCK: They're just one cuter than the other. 1438 01:13:45,254 --> 01:13:47,547 TREVOR: And l think everybody responds to that. 1439 01:13:47,757 --> 01:13:49,341 Bring out the shih tzu, please. 1440 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:08,860 BUCK: l couldn't get used to being probed and prodded. 1441 01:14:09,028 --> 01:14:10,904 l told my proctologist once: 1442 01:14:11,114 --> 01:14:13,949 "Why don't you take me out to dinner and a movie sometime?" 1443 01:14:14,158 --> 01:14:16,910 Yes. l remember you said that last year. 1444 01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:19,079 Once around, please. 1445 01:14:29,590 --> 01:14:32,134 Bring out the standard poodle, please. 1446 01:14:34,262 --> 01:14:35,887 [ANNOUNCER SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY] 1447 01:14:37,598 --> 01:14:41,643 ANNOUNCER: The so-called French poodle may in actuality come from Germany. 1448 01:14:43,563 --> 01:14:45,772 This may seem like a silly question. 1449 01:14:45,982 --> 01:14:48,525 lf you get a French dog, a Chinese dog, a German dog... 1450 01:14:48,693 --> 01:14:51,945 ...do they all bark the same? They all sound the same.... 1451 01:14:52,155 --> 01:14:53,738 Or is it a different language? 1452 01:14:53,948 --> 01:14:56,700 Different dogs have different intonations and tones. 1453 01:14:56,909 --> 01:15:00,120 The country, the boundaries, doesn't make any difference? 1454 01:15:05,668 --> 01:15:08,461 JUDGE: Bring out the Shetland sheepdog, please. 1455 01:15:10,965 --> 01:15:13,842 BUCK: l notice in these competitions they don't do the basic... 1456 01:15:14,010 --> 01:15:17,554 ..."sit up, roll over, fetch, heel." 1457 01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:20,182 They start at a higher level than that, don't they? 1458 01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:21,933 TREVOR: Those are the basic commands-- 1459 01:15:22,143 --> 01:15:26,021 BUCK: ls that taken into consideration at the start, or, l mean... 1460 01:15:26,230 --> 01:15:29,941 ...are you just judging by how well a dog is groomed? 1461 01:15:30,985 --> 01:15:32,569 Once around. 1462 01:15:34,530 --> 01:15:36,990 BUCK: These dogs are pampered and petted... 1463 01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:39,451 ...and all in top physical condition. 1464 01:15:39,660 --> 01:15:42,162 TREVOR: No question. This is the prime. 1465 01:15:42,371 --> 01:15:45,332 You won't see finer specimens than these seven dogs. 1466 01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:48,376 lt's a shame, really, that there has to be one picked. 1467 01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:50,295 Because as we've said time and time again... 1468 01:15:50,463 --> 01:15:53,215 ...these aren't just winners. These are winners within winners. 1469 01:15:57,845 --> 01:16:02,390 And Mr. Bainbridge is taking a very, very close look at these dogs. 1470 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:06,394 l don't envy him this task. He's a master of... 1471 01:16:06,604 --> 01:16:09,272 ...1 50 breeds. 1472 01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:13,235 And this well-informed judge.... This is a terribly difficult task. 1473 01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:17,113 BUCK: Like the umpire calling a play at home plate in the bottom of the 9th. 1474 01:16:17,281 --> 01:16:19,032 l wouldn't want to be in his shoes. 1475 01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:24,829 TREVOR: The judge is going over to the judges' table to sign the book. 1476 01:16:24,997 --> 01:16:27,290 -So he's made his decision. -We have a winner. 1477 01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:30,210 BUCK: Lot of hearts in dogs' throats. 1478 01:16:30,378 --> 01:16:31,878 Do dogs react to this? 1479 01:16:32,088 --> 01:16:34,714 TREVOR: They sense the tension. They have to. 1480 01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:36,258 They can't not. 1481 01:16:36,467 --> 01:16:39,678 And here comes the cup, with Dr. Millbank and Graham Chissolm. 1482 01:16:39,929 --> 01:16:43,932 BUCK: Look at the size of that. l've taken sponge baths in smaller bowls. 1483 01:16:44,141 --> 01:16:48,770 This really is the defining moment of this competition. 1484 01:16:59,824 --> 01:17:01,283 JUDGE: The Norwich terrier! 1485 01:17:01,617 --> 01:17:02,867 [CROWD CHEERlNG] 1486 01:17:03,202 --> 01:17:04,577 [SCREAMS] 1487 01:17:09,709 --> 01:17:11,918 SCOTT: Congratulations, you did a great job. 1488 01:17:15,339 --> 01:17:17,215 Thank you. Thanks. 1489 01:17:17,383 --> 01:17:19,009 Cookie! 1490 01:17:19,176 --> 01:17:25,640 -Cookie! COOKlE: Gerry! 1491 01:17:25,808 --> 01:17:27,183 -Cookie! -Gerry! 1492 01:17:27,351 --> 01:17:29,185 Cookie! We did it! Ha, ha! 1493 01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:34,149 -We took the Mayflower! -You're so beautiful! 1494 01:17:34,358 --> 01:17:37,444 Oh, my God! Oh, thank you! 1495 01:17:40,281 --> 01:17:42,073 [SCREAMS] 1496 01:17:57,465 --> 01:18:00,800 After the Mayflower, we came back to Fern City... 1497 01:18:00,968 --> 01:18:03,553 ...and we were celebrities. 1498 01:18:03,763 --> 01:18:05,013 We were big. 1499 01:18:05,181 --> 01:18:08,183 We were big. Everything just broke loose like a cannon. 1500 01:18:08,351 --> 01:18:11,603 We were given the key to the city from the mayor. 1501 01:18:11,771 --> 01:18:14,314 -With a picture in the newspaper. -Picture in the newspaper. 1502 01:18:14,482 --> 01:18:15,940 We, we-- 1503 01:18:16,150 --> 01:18:17,275 We, we, we had.... 1504 01:18:17,485 --> 01:18:19,652 -Radio interviews. -Radio interviews. 1505 01:18:19,862 --> 01:18:22,197 -Three. -Three radio interviews. 1506 01:18:22,490 --> 01:18:25,950 And you know, at some point, a good friend of ours said: 1507 01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:29,079 "You know, you've got all these great songs... 1508 01:18:29,413 --> 01:18:32,374 ...that you do about your terriers, and you're.... 1509 01:18:32,583 --> 01:18:34,209 Do something with them... 1510 01:18:34,377 --> 01:18:35,877 ...because you're celebrities now." 1511 01:18:36,045 --> 01:18:38,254 COOKlE: We never thought of it. We were doing it for fun. 1512 01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:42,092 Just for the love of terriers. But, thinking, "Yeah. Why not?" 1513 01:18:42,301 --> 01:18:44,761 There's something to be said for that. 1514 01:18:44,929 --> 01:18:48,807 BOTH [SlNGlNG]: Back yard, front yard, or the park 1515 01:18:49,767 --> 01:18:53,103 -Play with it till it gets dark -Play with it till it gets dark 1516 01:18:54,605 --> 01:18:57,982 -Take it home after a while -Take it home after a while 1517 01:18:58,943 --> 01:19:00,443 -Then chew it up -Then chew it up 1518 01:19:00,653 --> 01:19:03,947 -Terrier style -Bow-wow 1519 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:05,949 Delish 1520 01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:08,743 Bow-wow 1521 01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:10,745 -Some dish -Some dish 1522 01:19:11,247 --> 01:19:12,330 [MUSlC STOPS] 1523 01:19:12,540 --> 01:19:14,374 SOUND GUY: Cookie? -Yeah? 1524 01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:15,875 Cookie Googleman? 1525 01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:19,712 -Yeah. -Does this ring a bell? 1526 01:19:19,922 --> 01:19:23,383 [SlNGSONG] l'm not wearing underwear. 1527 01:19:26,470 --> 01:19:29,139 -Bulge? -Yeah, that's me. 1528 01:19:29,598 --> 01:19:30,640 COOKlE: Bulge? -Yeah! 1529 01:19:30,808 --> 01:19:32,976 -Get out of town! -lt's me! 1530 01:19:33,185 --> 01:19:34,769 You look fantastic. 1531 01:19:34,979 --> 01:19:37,814 You too. Ahem. You've grown. 1532 01:19:38,023 --> 01:19:41,192 l'm growing right now, girl, just looking at you. 1533 01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:45,447 That is the one and only time l've ever done it on a roller coaster. 1534 01:19:46,574 --> 01:19:49,325 CHRISTY: l like both of them. And we could find something there. 1535 01:19:49,493 --> 01:19:53,079 But what l like about these, and Sherri Ann would agree.... 1536 01:19:53,289 --> 01:19:54,414 Honey? 1537 01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:57,417 lf we could get this picture of the dog... 1538 01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:59,002 ...and maybe one of these.... 1539 01:19:59,211 --> 01:20:01,129 CHRlSTY: Gosh, it's been a year. 1540 01:20:01,338 --> 01:20:03,673 So much has happened. Oh, my gosh. 1541 01:20:04,091 --> 01:20:05,675 Uh, well... 1542 01:20:06,469 --> 01:20:08,511 ...we didn't win at Mayflower. 1543 01:20:08,721 --> 01:20:13,475 Which is surreal and, um, was extremely disturbing. 1544 01:20:13,726 --> 01:20:16,186 SHERRl ANN: lt was so not right. -lt was devastating. 1545 01:20:17,229 --> 01:20:20,607 But the silver lining of this cloud, of course, is that... 1546 01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:23,735 ...you know, it brought us to a new level in our relationship. 1547 01:20:23,903 --> 01:20:25,278 -Mm-hm. -Yeah. 1548 01:20:25,446 --> 01:20:28,406 And now we got to open up these offices... 1549 01:20:28,616 --> 01:20:30,492 ...and publish this magazine here. 1550 01:20:30,701 --> 01:20:35,121 American Bitch. The dog magazine for women and their dogs. 1551 01:20:36,665 --> 01:20:41,044 lt's a focus on the issues of the lesbian purebred dog owner. 1552 01:20:41,253 --> 01:20:44,464 We're on our third issue. These are our first two issues here. 1553 01:20:44,673 --> 01:20:47,300 And it's fantastic, you know? 1554 01:20:47,676 --> 01:20:50,803 Sherri Ann is definitely the inspiration and, you know... 1555 01:20:51,013 --> 01:20:53,139 ...and l do the grunt work, the details. 1556 01:20:53,516 --> 01:20:55,725 She has a very big heart. 1557 01:20:55,935 --> 01:20:59,103 She's generous. She's kind. 1558 01:20:59,396 --> 01:21:02,398 -She's sweet. -Well, vice versa. 1559 01:21:02,691 --> 01:21:05,068 Yeah. She's changed my life. 1560 01:21:05,277 --> 01:21:09,989 And, and as it turns out, she's dynamite in the sack. 1561 01:21:10,157 --> 01:21:12,033 [BOTH LAUGHlNG] 1562 01:21:12,868 --> 01:21:16,162 -Likewise, l'm sure. -Oh. 1563 01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:19,791 HARLAN: After the dog show... 1564 01:21:19,959 --> 01:21:22,418 ...l was on an El Al flight to Haifa... 1565 01:21:22,628 --> 01:21:25,838 ...faster than a walnut could roll off a henhouse roof. 1566 01:21:26,215 --> 01:21:30,468 And l spent about three weeks on a kibbutz, just mellowing out. 1567 01:21:30,678 --> 01:21:32,011 Of course, they make you work. 1568 01:21:32,179 --> 01:21:34,389 But it was a good place to clear your mind. 1569 01:21:34,598 --> 01:21:37,600 And I realized that l had a lot to offer... 1570 01:21:37,810 --> 01:21:41,771 ...besides just having a fishing shop and going to dog shows, though. 1571 01:21:41,981 --> 01:21:44,482 l've been working pretty hard on... 1572 01:21:44,692 --> 01:21:47,735 ...mastering the art of ventriloquism... 1573 01:21:47,945 --> 01:21:51,197 ...which is an ancient art. 1574 01:21:51,782 --> 01:21:55,660 And it requires a kind of scientific mind. 1575 01:21:55,869 --> 01:21:59,372 And l enjoy being able to put people... 1576 01:21:59,582 --> 01:22:01,708 ...in another dimension, so to speak... 1577 01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:04,836 ...where they look around and they don't know... 1578 01:22:05,045 --> 01:22:08,172 ...where the voice is coming from, which is the whole point, l guess. 1579 01:22:08,340 --> 01:22:10,174 [SlNGlNG] Let's all go honky-tonking 1580 01:22:10,342 --> 01:22:12,176 [lN HlGH-PlTCHED VOlCE] Down in Louisiana 1581 01:22:12,344 --> 01:22:14,887 [lN NORMAL VOlCE] Where the biscuits and gravy are like 1582 01:22:15,055 --> 01:22:16,514 [lN HlGH-PlTCHED VOlCE] Dixie's manna 1583 01:22:16,682 --> 01:22:18,850 [lN NORMAL VOlCE] Let's go honky-tonking They'll be 1584 01:22:19,059 --> 01:22:20,560 [lN HlGH-PlTCHED VOlCE] Glad to see us 1585 01:22:20,728 --> 01:22:23,688 On a Louisiana night 1586 01:22:40,372 --> 01:22:41,623 Woo-hoo! 1587 01:22:44,918 --> 01:22:48,588 All right, l'm coming. l only have five arms. Hold your horses. 1588 01:22:48,797 --> 01:22:51,466 -We should have gotten horses. -Little bitty horses. 1589 01:22:51,675 --> 01:22:53,134 That'd be real smart. 1590 01:22:53,344 --> 01:22:57,096 STEFAN: We always wanted to do this. One thing that brought us together... 1591 01:22:57,348 --> 01:23:00,600 ...was our love of old movies of the '30s and '40s. 1592 01:23:00,768 --> 01:23:03,227 The MGM musicals and the great love stories. 1593 01:23:03,437 --> 01:23:06,481 So we decided to create this calendar with our buddy Terry. 1594 01:23:06,732 --> 01:23:08,441 SCOTT: Terry's a photographer... 1595 01:23:08,651 --> 01:23:10,068 ...he lives really near us. 1596 01:23:10,235 --> 01:23:14,739 He took these pictures for us about two years ago for Stefan's birthday. 1597 01:23:14,948 --> 01:23:16,282 -Which are-- -Boudoir shots. 1598 01:23:16,492 --> 01:23:17,867 You're not allowed to see them. 1599 01:23:18,077 --> 01:23:19,952 lt's, sort of, that kind of thing. 1600 01:23:20,162 --> 01:23:22,914 And we love them. And Terry's very talented. 1601 01:23:23,123 --> 01:23:25,792 And he loves our dogs. So we had this idea. 1602 01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:27,960 We loved old movies so much... 1603 01:23:28,128 --> 01:23:30,672 ...so we wanted to put it together... 1604 01:23:30,881 --> 01:23:32,799 ...into one project... 1605 01:23:32,966 --> 01:23:35,968 ...which was going to set the world aflame. 1606 01:23:36,136 --> 01:23:38,638 l don't know if it'll do that, but.... 1607 01:23:38,847 --> 01:23:41,391 STEFAN: We're not gonna sell it. lt's for friends. 1608 01:23:41,558 --> 01:23:43,434 SCOTT: We should try to sell it. STEFAN: Really? 1609 01:23:43,644 --> 01:23:47,146 STEFAN: Shih tzus in the great love scenes of the-- Well, maybe. 1610 01:23:47,606 --> 01:23:50,817 lf we could give the money to Shih Tzu Rescue, you know. 1611 01:23:51,026 --> 01:23:52,527 -They have plenty of money. -So do we. 1612 01:23:52,736 --> 01:23:54,612 And what shih tzus need rescuing, anyway? 1613 01:23:54,822 --> 01:23:58,157 What shih tzu is straggling around the street with an old coat saying: 1614 01:23:58,367 --> 01:24:00,660 -"Help! Alms for the poor"? -Like the little match girl. 1615 01:24:00,828 --> 01:24:02,120 [BOTH LAUGHlNG] 1616 01:24:02,788 --> 01:24:05,498 So how have things been going? 1617 01:24:05,874 --> 01:24:08,209 Everything's changed for the better. 1618 01:24:08,627 --> 01:24:10,670 -We are so happy now. -We are so happy. 1619 01:24:10,838 --> 01:24:13,423 And our sex life is finally back on track, huh? 1620 01:24:13,590 --> 01:24:16,759 -Good. HAMlLTON: Beatrice had many problems. 1621 01:24:16,927 --> 01:24:18,553 She was a real problem. 1622 01:24:18,804 --> 01:24:21,013 -Poor thing. -Just negative. 1623 01:24:21,223 --> 01:24:23,933 -Very negative dog. Mm. -Very negative. 1624 01:24:24,226 --> 01:24:26,436 -And hurtful, l thought. -Yeah. 1625 01:24:27,062 --> 01:24:29,063 HAMlLTON: Didn't you think so? Mm-hm. MEG: Mm-hm. 1626 01:24:29,231 --> 01:24:30,606 And our new dog, Kipper... 1627 01:24:31,483 --> 01:24:32,734 -...is fantastic. -Fantastic! 1628 01:24:32,943 --> 01:24:35,111 Oh, talk about a winner. 1629 01:24:35,904 --> 01:24:39,198 -Such a winner. -And he doesn't mind us having sex. 1630 01:24:39,366 --> 01:24:42,285 HAMlLTON: He likes to watch. MEG: He likes to watch. 1631 01:24:42,911 --> 01:24:45,288 HAMlLTON: Oh, honey. MEG: What we went through, huh? 1632 01:24:45,581 --> 01:24:47,331 HAMlLTON: lt was horrible. MEG: Mm-hm. 1633 01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:49,500 -He's a good dog. -He is a good dog. 1634 01:24:49,710 --> 01:24:51,711 And you're a good lady. 1635 01:30:06,610 --> 01:30:08,611 [English - US - SDH]