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Jim Carr again. 14 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:02,400 Denis, I know that some in our audience don't know the finer points of hockey. 15 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:05,300 Could you tell them, for example, what is icing? 16 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:09,500 Well, icing happen when the puck come down, bang, you know, 17 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,500 before the other guys, nobody there, you know. 18 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,900 My arm go comes out, then the game stop then start up. 19 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,300 I see. What is high-sticking? 20 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:23,900 High-sticking happen when the guy take the stick, you know, and he go like that. 21 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,900 You don't do that. Oh, no. Never, never. 22 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,300 - Why not? - Against the rules. 23 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:32,400 You stupid when you do that, some English pig with no brains... 24 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:35,000 Denis, what is slashing? 25 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:38,100 Slashing is like that, you know? 26 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:42,200 Mm-hm. And there's a penalty for that? 27 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:46,100 - Yeah. And for trip also, you know. - Oh? 28 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,500 Like that. And for hook like this. 29 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:52,450 - And for spear, you know, like that. - Mm-hm. 30 00:01:52,485 --> 00:01:56,300 All bad. You do that, you go to the box, you know. 31 00:01:56,400 --> 00:02:00,800 Two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know. 32 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:03,100 - Mm-hm. - And then you get free. 33 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:08,300 The Chiefs are at home against Hyannisport at the War Memorial at eight. 34 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,400 Good seats are still available. 35 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:14,400 - A look at sports. - I think that went very well. 36 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:20,600 At defence, for the Chiefs, number five, Billy Charlebois. 37 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:26,100 At centre tonight for the Chiefs, number seven, player-coach Reggie Dunlop. 38 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,300 Dunlop, you stink! 39 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:32,600 At left wing, number ten, Ned Braden. 40 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:34,065 I hate you, Braden! 41 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:39,300 Playing right wing, number 14, Jean-Guy Drouin! 42 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,900 Frog pussy! 43 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,600 Gentlemen, ournational anthem. 44 00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:28,200 Hey, Denis. 45 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:39,100 - How's it going, Nick? - I'm drunk. 46 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,465 - Nah! - I'm not bullshittin' ya. 47 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:44,465 Got stinkin' shitfaced on the bus. Louise left me, 48 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:49,300 and that son of a bitch over there keeps playin' me when he knows I'm shitfaced. 49 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:50,600 Jeez, I'm really sorry. 50 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:55,400 Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna piss all over myself. 51 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:14,000 Take it down the other end, Ned! 52 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:31,300 I thought I'd get Jerry one of those "Great ldeas of the World" sets. 53 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:36,900 You can look up the ideas alphabetically, like arts, mechanics, philosophy. 54 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:41,700 Yeah. Johnny always says you can just screw so much and drink so much. 55 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:55,500 We got Charlestown trailing here three to nothing, with 10.48 left in the first period. 56 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:58,550 Whoops! Correction, folks. That's two to nothing. 57 00:04:58,585 --> 00:05:01,500 We don't wanna make it any tougher for the Chiefs. 58 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:23,100 That's what you're paid for, Braden. Now try winning a game for a change! 59 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,400 Number ten, Ned Braden, with his 18th goal ofthe year, 60 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:36,300 assisted by numberseven, Dunlop, and number 14, Drouin. 61 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:40,700 Ned Braden is now the leading scorer in the Federal League. Time ofthe goal... 62 00:05:40,735 --> 00:05:42,865 Tie it up out there, guys! 63 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:45,800 Come on, defence! Get the puck outta there! 64 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:54,500 Hit him, Billy, hit him. 65 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:03,600 With us in the press box is injured Chiefs defenceman, Dave Carlson. 66 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:07,000 Dave, is it tough sitting here watching your team lose like this? 67 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:10,600 - Definitely, Jim. - You injured your knee in a game. 68 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,400 - No. - No? I thought you had. 69 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:17,600 No, I have a cold. You know, the runny nose and the sore throat. 70 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:20,900 I went out in that storm there last week to start my car. 71 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:24,300 I didn't have my jacket on. I think it's settled in my kidneys. 72 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,500 We got action in the Presidents' goal. 73 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,200 Hit him with your purse, ya pussy. 74 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:34,665 Jesus, look at Brophy. He's plastered. 75 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:38,900 He told me so. If anybody boards him, he's gonna piss all over himself. 76 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,900 - Piss all over himself? Good one. - Faire pipi, eh? 77 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,400 No, no. I OK. 78 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:03,800 ..these games, and I'll check my memory against the statistics as soon as I can. 79 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:05,900 Joe McGrath. 80 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,400 Oh, yes, miss. 81 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,300 Get off the ice, Nick. You're gonna kill yourself. 82 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:31,200 They're out on the ice right now, giving their all. 83 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:34,100 - Get it together! - They will be ready. 84 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:38,400 Ensemble number 32, entitled "Omar Sharif', 85 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:41,500 modelled by Chiefs defenceman, Billy Charlebois, 86 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:47,000 who hails from, if I can read the card here, Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. 87 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:51,200 - The padded shoulders give it a '40s look. - You look nice, son. Real spiffy. 88 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:54,600 Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your life 89 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:57,600 is a season ticket to the Chiefs' games. 90 00:07:57,700 --> 00:08:01,400 - I look like some cocksuckin' faggot. - Have you seen Reg or Braden? 91 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:03,500 Joe, I don't care. Enough is enough. 92 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:07,900 Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta make a fool outta myself. Am I right? 93 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:12,000 - Have you seen Dunlop or Braden? - I'm gonna flash 'em, Joe. 94 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:14,700 I'm gonna open this faggot robe and wiggle my dick. 95 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,400 - You will not. - Yes I am, Joe, and you know why? 96 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:21,100 I want you to have a heart attack and die so we never have to do this again. 97 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,800 - Fuckin' fashion show. - It's good publicity. 98 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:27,200 You fellas have not been drawin' 'em in the way you have in the past. 99 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,700 I'm gonna wiggle it at 'em, you cheap bastard. 100 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,900 Be prepared, because when I yank it out, 101 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:36,200 everybody in that audience except my wife is gonna be runnin' for the exits. 102 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:40,100 Ensemble number eight, as we watch Chiefs defenceman, 103 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,500 Johnny Upton, modelling number eight. 104 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:46,100 Joe McGrath. Just checking on Dunlop... 105 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,100 We have two generations of pro hockey with us 106 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,400 for you folks to call in and question. 107 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:02,700 Player-coach Reg Dunlop, and right wing Ned Braden. 108 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:07,000 Reggie, you represent the old guard, one of the iron men of the Federal League. 109 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:10,200 You've been playing pro hockey now for how many years? 110 00:09:10,235 --> 00:09:12,700 - Quite a few, Jim. - Is that right? 111 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,700 On the other side of the scale, Ned, 112 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:17,800 who's a college graduate and an American citizen. 113 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:22,200 - At Princeton you were all-Eastern? - That's what it said in the yearbook. 114 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:24,800 OK. Our lines are open. 115 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:28,400 Anything you wanna know about the fascinating world of pro hockey... 116 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:32,200 Here we go. Hi there. Jim Carr. What's your question? 117 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:36,000 Hey, Dunlop, you old fart. Why don't you get outta the game and let some... 118 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:39,300 We're gonna spin some music while we wait for our next caller. 119 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:43,000 Before you do that, I know a lot of kids would enjoy coming to the games 120 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,200 to see a great veteran like Reggie skate. 121 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:49,100 While we wait for our next caller, we'd like to remind you folks calling in 122 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,300 to keep your questions within the boundaries of good taste. 123 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:58,600 What kind of broad is it that calls up and says something like that? 124 00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:01,900 - They're supposed to be our fans. - Who cares? It's over. 125 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,200 Idiot McGrath and his shitty PR schemes. 126 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,500 I hate that cheap little bastard. 127 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:11,400 What are these poor fuckers gonna do when they close the mill? 128 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:14,400 They ain't closing it, just jacking the guys around 129 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,900 so they'll feel happy they got jobs. 130 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,900 - It's the old tactic, the mindfuck. - Announced it today. 131 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,100 April 1, they shut it tight. 132 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:26,500 - Yeah? - Yeah. 133 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:30,600 - That's a big surprise. - 10,000 mill workers placed on waivers. 134 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,700 What the hell are they gonna do with them? 135 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,500 I don't know. Every sucker for himself, I guess. 136 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:44,100 - Hey, who's she? - Um... it slipped my mind. 137 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,600 Oh, yeah? Maybe your wife'll remember. 138 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:56,000 You're the best girl in the whole world. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 139 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:59,800 Ruby. How's my Ruby? How's my girl, huh? 140 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:03,200 You're a sweetheart. I missed you. Yes, you're a sweetheart. 141 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,700 Are you my girl? 142 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:08,800 - Beginning to like it here, huh? - No. I hate it here. 143 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,300 I'm cracking up, you know what I mean? 144 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:17,600 - You don't look bad. - Can't figure it out. I'm slippin' fast. 145 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:21,500 - I think you look fine. - Slow down. You're making her nervous. 146 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,000 Jerry, I'd like to cancel the order. 147 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,100 - And there's another little matter... - Hello? 148 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,400 - Hey, Joe. - Would you hold it a minute? 149 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,500 What happens to us when the mill closes? 150 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:36,500 Don't worry about it. Here, the new boys are coming in on the 4.15 bus. 151 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:41,100 I wanna know what happens... Who are these guys? I never even heard of 'em. 152 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:45,600 - Son, just take 'em to the hotel. - I've done enough shitwork for today. 153 00:11:45,635 --> 00:11:48,300 - The fuckin' fans call in with dirty talk. - Reg. 154 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,900 - Nothing in my contract says... - Reg! Do you see this quarter? 155 00:11:51,935 --> 00:11:53,900 It used to be a nickel. 156 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,300 Now, the golden years are behind you. 157 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:59,700 One season, you'll be hanging up the blades and retiring the axe. 158 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,365 Fuck it. 159 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:05,400 Then you'll remember it was Joe McGrath who trained you for the front office. 160 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:10,100 I'm sorry, Jerry. Like I say, I'd like to cancel the order. 161 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:13,200 In fact, I've got some equipment I'd like to sell. 162 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:17,000 The skate sharpener, the massage table, the Jacuzzi, our bus... 163 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:30,300 Transways Express Flyernumber 83, forPittsburgh, Cleveland... 164 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:35,600 ..ready forboarding at gate two. 165 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:38,000 Please have your tickets available. 166 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,300 Hey! Hey! 167 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,400 - You the Hansons? - Fuckin' machine took my quarter. 168 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,700 Who are you? 169 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,800 Reggie Dunlop, the coach. 170 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:57,500 - Grab your gear and let's get goin'. - OK. Come on, Steve, let's go. 171 00:12:57,700 --> 00:13:01,300 - It took my quarter. - Think they show Speed Racer here? 172 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:06,200 Hey, guys! Wait up. 173 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,800 Look what I got! 174 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:13,500 - You guys triplets? - No, I'm in the middle. 175 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,100 Steve's 20 and Jeffs 18. 176 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,000 - Where are you from? - Iron League. 177 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:21,600 - The lron League, huh? A lot of fights? - Nah. 178 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,700 Hey, I want a soda! 179 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,600 We paid for a week, then you gotta find a room of your own. 180 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:32,400 OK, Coach. Gimme a grape or an orange, and none of that stinkin' root beer! 181 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,000 We go on the road tomorrow mor... 182 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:41,300 We're on the road in the morning. 183 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:45,400 - Bus leaves the War Memorial at 8am. - I gave you a quarter at the bus station. 184 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,000 Give me another dime. I'm savin' a dime to call Mom. 185 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,100 Jesus Christ. 186 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:59,300 You cheap son of a bitch. Are you crazy? Those guys are retards! 187 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:03,800 I got a good deal on those boys. The scout said they showed a lot of promise. 188 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:06,665 They brought their fuckin' toys with 'em! 189 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:09,800 I'd rather have 'em play with their toys than with themselves. 190 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,165 They're too dumb to play with themselves. 191 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,200 Every piece of garbage on the market, you gotta buy it! 192 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,300 Reg. Reg, that reminds me. 193 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,100 I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 194 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:25,100 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy that's a terrible masturbator. 195 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:29,400 Couldn't control himself. He would get deliberate penalties 196 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:32,200 so he could get into the penalty box all by himself, 197 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:35,800 and damned if he wouldn't, you know... 198 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:39,000 - Oh, Joe. Jesus. - What was his name? 199 00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:01,100 "To see the three Chiefs make a scoring rush, 200 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:06,600 the bright colours of their jerseys... flashing against the milky ice, 201 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:10,800 was to see a work of art in motion." That's good writin', Dickie. 202 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:13,300 - I tried to capture the spirit of it. - You did. 203 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:20,200 - Want a beer to go along with that? - It's ridiculous for us to be here. 204 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,700 We stick out like a couple of sore thumbs. 205 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:26,000 - I'm doin' what I like right here. - It's making you crazy too. 206 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:30,400 - You're turning into a zombie. - I don't wanna have a stinkin' fight again. 207 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:37,400 "Rookie goalie Denis Lemieux, continuing his brilliant first season with the Chiefs..." 208 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,500 Il parle de la game d'hier, ecoute ca. 209 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,700 OK. "Denis Lemieux continue sa saison..." 210 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:45,300 My father'd give you a job. Yours would. 211 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:48,600 I'm all for that. Always good to have choices. 212 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,900 I just wanna get out of this goddamn dump. 213 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,900 You take the van. I'll keep the dog. 214 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,900 Hey, Lily. Come on... 215 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:11,100 - What's the matter with her? - You're bullshit. You're really bullshit. 216 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,400 - You're drunk. - Yeah, he's bullshit. 217 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:16,000 Yeah? He and I are the only decent items in here. 218 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:21,000 That's great. Why should she give a shit what people think? She's just scrappin'. 219 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,800 My heart goes out to her. 220 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:25,700 You guys gotta stop losin'. Get the power play together. 221 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:28,300 Yeah, we're working on it. 222 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:35,700 - Is he nice to her? - Yeah! He love her. 223 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,800 He tell me. "I love her." 224 00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:41,300 Maybe Braden's a faggot. Did you think of that? 225 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,900 You crazy? He has a big cock! Like a horse! 226 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:48,065 � Love is good, love can be strong 227 00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:51,700 � We gotta get right back to where we started from 228 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:56,700 � All right, it's comin' on, we gotta get right back 229 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,300 Think that lady in the red dress'll go home with me? 230 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,600 - No. She's not your type. - How much? 231 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:07,600 Five dollars she don't even look at your face. 232 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,800 � You got a cute way oftalkin' 233 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,700 � You got the better ofme 234 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:30,000 - God, Francine, you look terrific. - You're right. 235 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:32,900 You've been had. That's his wife. 236 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,000 � I'm in a spin, you know 237 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,100 So, how's your money holdin' out? 238 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,100 There's a beer in the fridge if you want one. 239 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,700 - Is that a new dress? - Sort of. 240 00:17:46,735 --> 00:17:49,765 Looks good. Kinda tight. 241 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,300 I think I'm gaining a little weight. 242 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,600 - I don't know. Maybe it's better tight. - Maybe. 243 00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:04,600 Is that the first time you wore that dress? 244 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:08,100 Been goin' out? Gettin' around? 245 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,000 You been seein' somebody in that dress? 246 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,300 Makin' out? 247 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,900 - That's none of your business any more. - Jesus, Francine. 248 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,800 I think about you all the time. Nothing is ever over. 249 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:28,700 If I wasn't so goddamn busy, I mean, I'd see more of you. 250 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:32,000 I was gonna come down the other night and ask you to the Aces, 251 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,500 but, I don't know, something came up. 252 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,200 What? You need dough? 253 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:43,800 - Save your money. You're gonna need it. - Who, me? 254 00:18:43,835 --> 00:18:46,300 When they close the mill, the Chiefs'll fold. 255 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,200 - That's bullshit. - These people are gonna be broke. 256 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:53,100 They're not gonna be going to hockey games. You're not getting any younger. 257 00:18:53,135 --> 00:18:57,100 - I got nothing to worry about. I coach. - You're no good at it. 258 00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:00,200 Every player on that team thinks I'm the greatest. 259 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:05,100 - What? - You're a losing coach. 260 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 You can't make 'em win. 261 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:12,900 I was thinking about you the other day, tryin' to imagine you 262 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,200 when you're through with hockey, and I couldn't. 263 00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:18,300 There was nobody there. 264 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:23,000 - What are you gonna do? - I'm gonna come back to you. 265 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:27,500 Too little, too late. 266 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,500 Hey! Charlie! 267 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,300 Ned! Ned! 268 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,600 I underlined the fuck scenes for ya. 269 00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:48,600 Get back in the van. You're gonna catch pneumonia. 270 00:19:57,700 --> 00:20:02,500 Go back to the van, cos you're gorgeous and you're gonna catch pneumonia. 271 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,600 Go get her, Billy. 272 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:22,500 - Back in the ol' iron lung. - She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? 273 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:27,400 Jeez, she must worship the ground you walk on. 274 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:30,000 They teach you how to underline in college. 275 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,700 Not the fuck scenes, they don't. 276 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,600 Braden, you gotta learn to put out more, you know what I mean? 277 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:48,600 Holy Mother of God. Ned. Ned, are you seein' what I'm seein'? 278 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,100 Hey, Billy. 279 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,400 Jesus! 280 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,800 It's finally happened. 281 00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:01,100 - Hi, guys. How you doin'? - Hello. 282 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:04,100 - Hey, fellas. - They're fuckin' horrible-lookin'. 283 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,500 Don't look at me. It's McGrath's doing. 284 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:09,300 What did he trade for these assholes? A used puck bag? 285 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,700 I think it's a fuckin' disgrace. 286 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,700 - Watch Braden. He's gonna do somethin'. - Hi. 287 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:19,500 - Are you guys brothers? - Are you guys brothers! 288 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,100 - What a life. - OK, bets on the trip, men. 289 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,300 Walt has entrusted me with our ETA in Lancaster, $5 limit. 290 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,300 OK. I'm ready to take estimates from the membership. 291 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,800 Walt is the leading contender 292 00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:34,900 for the outdoor record, Charlestown-Lancaster. 293 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,100 All aboard, son. Let's go, Walt. 294 00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,600 Where are the new boys? 295 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,800 Oh, son. There are your brothers. 296 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:48,200 - Why is the fuckin' old man on this trip? - I don't know. 297 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000 I'm expecting great things from you. 298 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:04,000 Walt, you didn't tell me you were holding out on your old bookmaker. 299 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:07,600 � Ooh, and it's all right, and it's comin' on 300 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:11,300 � We gotta get right back to where we started from 301 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,200 � Love is good... 302 00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:16,100 - Who opened? - On the stick. Let's go, Denis. 303 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,200 Two dollars. 304 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,800 Two bucks. I'll call. 305 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,900 - Fold. - Let's see. 306 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 Two and sixes. 307 00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:28,600 - Hey, that's nice. - I'm out. 308 00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:31,400 - Kings over. - Fuck. 309 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:34,700 - I lose my blouse. - Shirt. Your shirt. 310 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:36,200 Shit. 311 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:40,300 Denis, mon ami, if you sign your contract over to me, I'll prorate your losses. 312 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,600 Jesus, Braden. You would, wouldn't you? 313 00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:46,300 My ambition is to win all your contracts, own this club and run it my way. 314 00:22:46,335 --> 00:22:48,300 - I'd make a fortune. - Yeah. 315 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,800 Compulsory fashion shows every afternoon. 316 00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:54,400 - Radiothons twice a week. - Recycled jockstraps. 317 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,000 - Who owns the club, anyway? - I don't know. 318 00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:59,100 You don't know? 319 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,100 What do you mean? A corporation owns it. 320 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:05,900 - Who cares? You get your cheques. - That's the spirit, Reg. That's it. 321 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,800 Hey, pot's light. Come on. Who's in? 322 00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:10,900 What's the game? 323 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:13,400 Same game. Jacks or better, progressive. 324 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,600 Nothing wild, right? 325 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,700 � Though it's onlyjust begun 326 00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:25,000 � You give me yourlove... 327 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:29,465 -..for two to gorgeous Honolulu! - Oh, my God! 328 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:34,900 You'll be staying at the all-new Leisure lnn in downtown Waikiki... 329 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,800 Hey, Drouin. Change the channel! 330 00:23:37,835 --> 00:23:40,500 Changez la canal. 331 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,600 Jean-Guy, leave it. Touche pas. 332 00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:46,900 - Shittiest rink in the fuckin' league. - That ice is a goddamn disgrace. 333 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,900 You oughta put fuckin' Downy in these jerseys, Charlie. 334 00:23:49,935 --> 00:23:52,300 Whoa! Hey, guys. Whoa, whoa. 335 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,400 - We're in trouble. - What? Oh, shit, he's here. 336 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:57,900 - Who? - Ogilthorpe. 337 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,200 - Ogie Ogilthorpe? - You know Ogilthorpe? 338 00:24:00,235 --> 00:24:02,100 - Ogil-terp? - Ogilthorpe. 339 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,300 For the sake of the game, they oughta throw him in San Quentin. 340 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,300 - He is a criminal element! - The worst goon in hockey today. 341 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:12,300 - Oh, yeah. Real cement-head. - Big Afro. 21, 22. Watch out for him. 342 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,900 He's not playing. He's suspended. 343 00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:20,300 That's Ogie! 15 minutes. Let's go, now. 344 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:25,900 Big crowd out there tonight. Let's really try to win this one, eh, boys? 345 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,100 Gotta hand it to the old bastard, he's original. 346 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,000 That man travelled 15 hours by bus to say that? 347 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,400 Hey. 348 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:48,100 - What are you guys doin'? - Puttin' on the foil. 349 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,800 - Every game. - Yeah, you want some? 350 00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:53,000 No. 351 00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:02,600 Jesus fuckin' Christ. They don't leave the bench. 352 00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:04,800 Charlie, ska... 353 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:14,400 Come on, now. The Chiefs are a terrific organisation. But, well, the mill is closing, 354 00:25:14,435 --> 00:25:18,500 and I think next year I'd be interested in a good front-office job. 355 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:23,200 Al, that's why I made the trip. I wanted to talk to you fellas face to face. 356 00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:25,800 Excuse me just a minute, Al. Son. 357 00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:32,000 Push thatpelvis way up there. 358 00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:37,500 Way, way up there. Raise your tummy up to... 359 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:42,100 Let's play it smart out there tonight. I wanna see a lot of work from you guys. 360 00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:45,200 Use your heads on the ice out there, will ya? 361 00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:48,200 We all know how to play hockey. Just play it smart. 362 00:25:48,300 --> 00:25:51,400 - Get out there and stick 'em! - Fuck 'em! 363 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:53,200 - Let's go! - Come on! 364 00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:55,800 - Come on! - Let's go, now. 365 00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:58,900 - We need this win. We've a lot of losses... - Yeah! 366 00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:06,400 That's what we're here for, guys. To win. 367 00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:11,200 Play heads-up out there. Let's be smart. We're better than any club if we try. 368 00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:18,600 Come on, Braden. Our line starts. 369 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,200 It's fucking embarrassing. 370 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,800 - Come on, guys. We can get it back! - What for? We're history. 371 00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:59,000 - What are you talkin' about? - McGrath's tryin' to get himself a job. 372 00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:02,000 - Fuckin' team's folding. - I knew there was a reason he came. 373 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:04,950 - Nobody told me anything. - He wasn't gonna tell you. 374 00:27:04,985 --> 00:27:07,800 The fucker was holdin' on till he could scrounge a job. 375 00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:10,400 - Jesus Christ. - Cover his wrinkled old ass. 376 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:13,450 Fuckin' Chrysler plant, here I come. 377 00:27:13,485 --> 00:27:16,400 - The team, fini. Kaput. - Fini? 378 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:33,300 This is the last season. It'll be announced tomorrow. 379 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,265 I'm too old to be traded in. A one-in-a-million chance. 380 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:53,500 I'm gonna be calling my brother tomorrow at the fuckin' Chrysler plant. 381 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,100 Operator? Operator? 382 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,400 Ah! Bernard. Yeah. They close it. 383 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:03,000 Yeah. Yeah, I want to echanger. 384 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,600 Bernard, call Detroit, tell them bullshit. 385 00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:09,665 Yeah. Yeah, something. 386 00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:11,900 Wait. Ned, what's echanger in English? 387 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,100 Trade me right fucking now. 388 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,200 Trade me right fucking now! 389 00:28:16,235 --> 00:28:18,300 Now hang up. 390 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,200 Hello? 391 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:26,200 - Wait a minute. Reg! - Yeah. 392 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,265 Yeah. Hey! 393 00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:39,100 If I had to do it again, I would've gotten an education. You know what I mean? 394 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:43,700 Jesus Christ, look at Ned here. He doesn't have to depend on hockey. 395 00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:45,900 What are you doin' here? 396 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,500 Oh. Where's Hanrahan? 397 00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:54,700 I know a good bar here. The Palm lsle. 398 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,800 Fucked the barmaid last trip. 399 00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:00,500 I mean, I walked into the place, 400 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:04,700 she comes up to me without even sayin' hello and just rubs up against me. 401 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,465 Ah, come on, Mo. Jesus. What? 402 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:11,400 I mean, she had her jugs right up against my suit. 403 00:29:11,435 --> 00:29:15,300 - Nipples as hard as little rocks. - Right, Morris. 404 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,200 Yeah. What's the address? 405 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,100 Any of you guys know the Palm lsle in this town? 406 00:29:21,135 --> 00:29:22,200 Yeah. Don't move. 407 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,700 Before Larry has his one chance at ourJackpot Bowl, 408 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,100 is there anyone you would like to say hello to back home? 409 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,300 - Ten bucks he says the guys at work. - Ten bucks, wife and kids. 410 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:36,000 - I'm with Braden. -..the camera and say hello to anybody. 411 00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:38,700 I'd like to say hi to all the guys down at work. 412 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:40,500 - All right! - Ha! 413 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,800 Put my fucking car back on the track, will ya? 414 00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:54,100 One more lap. 415 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,400 - Hi, Coach. - Hi, Coach. 416 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,600 How are ya? 417 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:04,300 - Two-nothing. Two-nothing. - Come on. 418 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,700 - Brought your cars, huh? - We're on the road. 419 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,900 - We're all set to go. - Tell us when. 420 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:15,200 Oh. I'm shufflin' lines around, guys. I'll let you know when I get it straightened out. 421 00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:17,200 - OK, Coach. - See you later, Coach. 422 00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:19,800 Five-nothing. Five-nothing. 423 00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:24,000 - I'm beating you guys. - The thing's not workin'. I quit. 424 00:30:24,035 --> 00:30:26,600 I don't wanna play no more. You broke the darn car. 425 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,800 - How am I supposed to play? - You big baby. 426 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:39,000 You are the first man I've slept with since I left Hanrahan. 427 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,900 Oh, Suzanne. A beautiful woman like you? 428 00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:48,200 I've been sleeping with women. 429 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,400 Are you shocked? 430 00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:58,000 No. 431 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,200 Did you ever wanna sleep with a man? 432 00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:02,500 - No. - Never? 433 00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:06,100 No. 434 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:12,400 I don't blame you, though, Suzanne. You see, women's bodies are beautiful. 435 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:17,100 But men's bodies, I see 'em everywhere. Locker rooms, cocks all over the place... 436 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,600 - Do you wanna know how it happened? - No, that's OK. 437 00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:24,100 No, that's all right. Cos I have to tell it in court anyway. 438 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:28,000 See, every time Hanrahan went out on the road, 439 00:31:28,100 --> 00:31:32,365 I would go over to this wife's house, and we would get drunk, 440 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:37,000 and we would talk about how depressed and lonely we were without the guys. 441 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,700 Every week, blah, blah, blah. 442 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:46,000 Then, one night, we were talking about how we hated the life, 443 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,600 and how we had never done much of anything ourselves. 444 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,000 And I don't know why, really... 445 00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:56,800 We were like kids. We started playing with one another. 446 00:31:58,100 --> 00:32:00,100 We were drunk, as usual. 447 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:06,900 The next week we did it sober, and it was terrific. 448 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:17,600 At the end of the day, I think about women. I think about women's bodies. 449 00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:20,900 Maybe it'll change, and I'll wind up sleeping with old goalies. 450 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 Things being what they are, who knows? 451 00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:26,650 When Hanrahan found out about it, he went crazy. 452 00:32:26,685 --> 00:32:30,200 He said if I was a dyke, that made him a queer. 453 00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:34,400 He started slapping me around. I ended up in the hospital. 454 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:38,000 - Oh, Jesus. - Yeah. I'm on the lam. I'm hiding out. 455 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000 We play him next week, you know. 456 00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:45,600 Oh, God. I'm so sick of those games. They seem so childish. 457 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,500 The Chiefs are folding. 458 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,800 The mill's closing, and the economy and stuff. 459 00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:57,000 I just found out about it tonight. 460 00:32:57,900 --> 00:32:59,900 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 461 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,500 Christ. A handsome man like you, Reggie? 462 00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:10,500 It ain't easy. I don't see myself in one of those bullshit nine-to-five jobs. 463 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,600 - Well, you could get traded. - Suzanne, I ain't a rookie any more. 464 00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:18,100 So far as the coaching goes, you know, the Chiefs are... 465 00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:24,200 Hey. Use your imagination. It's what I've been doing. 466 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:29,200 Oh, look at me! Here I am, a no-good runaway hockey wife. 467 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,500 A dyke. 468 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:50,700 Turn it off! I hate it! I hate it, I hate it! 469 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:54,000 - I don't wanna watch it! - Don't touch that television! 470 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,465 Sorry about the Chiefs, Reg. 471 00:33:56,500 --> 00:34:01,100 I'm doing a tribute to the team on Sunday. "Chiefs Fold: A Sad Commentary." 472 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,600 - Something along those lines. - Dickie. 473 00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:08,300 Something's afloat. This is on the QT, but I think they're gonna sell us. 474 00:34:08,335 --> 00:34:10,900 I can't name names, but let's just say 475 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,900 that there's a senior citizen's community in a southern state 476 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,300 that's in the market for a hockey team. 477 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,100 - The Chiefs? - Actually, it's Florida. 478 00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:24,600 See, they're gettin' a bunch of old geezers down there from the northeast. 479 00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:29,000 And what do you think those old geezers really miss in Florida? 480 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:32,100 I think there are a lot of shysters in Florida. 481 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:35,500 Hockey. Their own team. A Saturday-night game. 482 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:39,700 Those poor old people down there, they gotta have something to root for. 483 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,765 You're a pussy. 484 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:46,100 Daddy, he called me a pussy and then he changed the station. 485 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,300 Don't bother your daddy now. Work it out amongst yourselves. 486 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,565 Baby, baby, baby! 487 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:57,100 Now, let me get this straight. A retirement community has bought the Chiefs? 488 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:01,000 - Oh, no. I said negotiating. - Well, that's not much to go on, Reggie! 489 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:04,100 Dickie, Dickie, they've already built the rink! 490 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,600 They've dumped a lot of capital into this. 491 00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:10,300 What they're really lookin' for is a cheap deal on a team. 492 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:14,900 And since we ain't exactly the Boston Bruins... 493 00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:20,200 How could anybody in his right mind buy a fifth-place team? 494 00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:23,700 That situation is gonna be changed, I guarantee you. 495 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,200 Watch your wing! 496 00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:28,600 Hey, Hanrahan! 497 00:35:28,635 --> 00:35:30,700 Hanrahan! 498 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,900 Cover the point, goddamnit! 499 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 Come on, Mo! Give it to him. 500 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,400 It's along the boards! Nail him, nail him! 501 00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:51,200 Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy! 502 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,000 Get him outta there! 503 00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:03,400 Watch it behind the net! 504 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:07,300 Hey, Hanrahan! She's a dyke! I know! I know! 505 00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:12,600 Come on! Pick it up, take it out! 506 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,300 She's a lesbian! A lesbian! 507 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,900 - A lesbian! - Son of a bitch! 508 00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:57,065 You're nuts, Hanrahan! 509 00:36:57,100 --> 00:37:00,300 He wouldn't dare pull anything like that on Johnny. 510 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,800 That's it. That's all. 511 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:20,000 - Hold it. That's all. - What the fuck you talkin' about? 512 00:37:20,035 --> 00:37:22,300 - You're out. - Son of a bitch! 513 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:24,700 Jesus Christ! 514 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:37,500 Good job, guys. That's the way. Two points, that's it. 515 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,400 My allergy to those fucking fans, you know, has returned. 516 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:49,400 That ends the longest losing streak ever. 517 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,400 - What did he say to Hanrahan? - Two points, eh? 518 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,500 Hey, Reg! Reg! What did you say to him? 519 00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:06,900 - I told him his wife was a dyke. - No! 520 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,300 - Yeah! - Fuck! 521 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,900 Jesus Christ. No wonder he flipped his lid. 522 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,800 Anybody called my old lady a dyke, I'd go fuckin' bananas. 523 00:38:14,835 --> 00:38:17,300 His wife is a dyke. 524 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,900 - Jesus Christ. Poor fuckin' guy. - Does that make him a fag? 525 00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:25,000 Fuck him. Hanrahan's an ape. I knew it would piss the shit out of him. 526 00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:28,300 She's a fantastic gal. I mean, fantastic! 527 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,600 I knew it'd drive him berserk. 528 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,500 You nailed him, Coach, in the fucking head. 529 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,700 - Right in his mind. - He deserved it! 530 00:38:35,735 --> 00:38:37,600 Yeah! Yeah! 531 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:42,800 That was wrestling shit. They didn't have a backup goalie. It was a garbage goal. 532 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:45,400 No, no. You gotta twist them and fuck with them. 533 00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:47,500 It was a garbage win. 534 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,000 Hey! Hey, Lily! 535 00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:03,500 Lil! Where you goin'? 536 00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:20,100 Hey, Lily! 537 00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:25,200 Hey, Lily. 538 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,200 Hey! 539 00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:32,900 Lil! 540 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:39,700 Jesus, Lily, there've been three rapes and two murders in this park in one year. 541 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:43,350 - I didn't do it. - We're gonna freeze to death. 542 00:39:43,385 --> 00:39:46,900 If you leave, you won't have that problem, will ya? 543 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,200 - What's the story on that dog? - What? 544 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,100 What's the story on that dog? 545 00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:19,800 That's the dog that saved Charlestown from the 1938 flood. 546 00:40:19,835 --> 00:40:21,900 Well, fuck him. 547 00:40:24,100 --> 00:40:27,600 He's just gonna shock her with his views on life. 548 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,900 You know, if you were to come up to my apartment, 549 00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:35,600 I'd fix you a hot drink, rub your back, and we could find a good game on TV. 550 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:36,700 Great. 551 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:40,900 I'd even fix you something to eat, tell you some stories, and... 552 00:40:40,935 --> 00:40:44,800 Well, by the time pneumonia set in, you'd be sound asleep. 553 00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:49,400 Well, see you around. 554 00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:57,800 You know, he's... he's been so kind to me. He comes in every day. 555 00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:01,700 He really doesn't wanna rush yourprogress right now. 556 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,500 I think I'll invite him out to the summerhouse tonight, 557 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,500 so that we can talk about you more. 558 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,100 I wish I could put my arms around you. 559 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,200 When you get out ofthisjacket, you can. 560 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,500 - Hi, guys. - Hi, Coach. 561 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,200 Reg. 562 00:41:20,300 --> 00:41:23,000 I sold your car. 563 00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:26,600 - My 260Z? - Yes. 564 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,400 But that was my car. 565 00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:34,600 Alex, don't you remember?. 566 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:38,800 When you had the amnesia, you gave me power ofattorney. 567 00:41:38,835 --> 00:41:40,500 I'd forgotten. 568 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,700 - That cunt is no good. - Nice talk. 569 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,000 I've boxed up everything. 570 00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:48,800 She do that to make him crazy so he don't know what he doing. 571 00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:51,300 Cynthia Pierce is having an affair with Carl Barton. 572 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:55,100 - She's lyin' to him. - Oh, Alex. Alex. 573 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,400 You mustn't be weak. 574 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:04,100 I don't believe this. I don't friggin' believe this! Hey, you guys, listen. 575 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,800 "Chiefs Sought By Florida Retirement Community." 576 00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:09,800 - Oh, come on, Dave. - No, Johnny, it's right here. 577 00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:12,800 Hey, JG, Jimmy, come over here. Listen to this. 578 00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:16,600 "Unidentified but reliable sources have informed the Times Herald 579 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:20,800 that a St Petersburg, Florida retirement community is negotiating 580 00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:24,500 with the Charlestown Hockey Corporation for the purchase of the Chiefs." 581 00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:27,800 It's right there, Reg. Look at that. Yeah! 582 00:42:27,900 --> 00:42:32,200 Dickie Dunn wrote this. It's gotta be true. Fantastic! 583 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,800 - Florida. - What sucker would buy the Chiefs? 584 00:42:35,835 --> 00:42:37,300 Jealous there, big guy? 585 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,100 Your mother shoulda bought you skates! 586 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:45,800 � Cut off my balls, I'll be skating in Florida 587 00:42:45,900 --> 00:42:49,500 - We're gonna miss you. - Here's to the sap that'd buy the Chiefs. 588 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,200 Hell, here's to the Sunshine State! 589 00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:56,600 Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in FLA. 590 00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:58,100 Yeah! 591 00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:22,900 - What's wrong, Reg? - Huh? Oh, nothing. 592 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,300 You got an expression of sadness on your face. 593 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,800 - I guess this is my last season. - No, it's not. We're being bought. 594 00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:34,200 At my age, you gotta think about retiring. I know all the other teams laugh at me. 595 00:43:34,235 --> 00:43:37,900 - That's not true. - They do. I hear 'em, every game. 596 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:42,300 They're just saying that to get you upset. It doesn't mean anything. 597 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:46,000 Thanks, kid. Maybe you're right. 598 00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:04,100 Drouin, open your fucking eyes! 599 00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:11,500 Tough news, Barclay. Sorry. 600 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,700 What fuckin' news? 601 00:44:13,900 --> 00:44:17,900 Minnesota dropped you. Yeah, it's in Hockey News. I'll save it for you. 602 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,465 I got a contract! 603 00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:22,800 Come on, let's go, let's go! Come on! Let's go! 604 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:27,200 Know what your problem is, Dunlop? You're too fuckin' old to play this game. 605 00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:29,800 Take that sentence back! 606 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,100 Too much, too soon. 607 00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:05,700 Dave, hold it steady. You're makin' me miss. 608 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,400 You got him, Dave! 609 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:12,500 Did you hear what he said? He shouldn't have said what he said. 610 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,900 You don't say stuff like that on the ice. 611 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,100 - Let's just win the game. - We are winnin' the friggin' game! 612 00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:20,700 You goon! 613 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,800 You wanna say some more, you ugly bastard? 614 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:34,000 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, get him! 615 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:40,600 We were all there. We all saw it with our own eyes. 616 00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:43,100 Dave. 617 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:47,700 Goddamn lardass, Barclay Donaldson. I'm tellin' you, he jumped us. 618 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:51,000 Gloves off, stick down, no warning. He challenged the Chiefs! 619 00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:53,600 - He called us names. - Called us names! 620 00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:58,300 - But Dave was there. - Dave's a killer! 621 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,200 - Dave's a killer. - Dave's a mess. 622 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,100 OK, but Dave's out. 623 00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:10,400 - Who's gonna take his place? - Is the answer Jesus? 624 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,200 OK, guys. Show us what you got. 625 00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:08,500 God save us. 626 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,400 Kill 'em! Kill the bastards! 627 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,100 I do not believe my friggin' eyes. 628 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,400 These guys are a fucking disgrace. 629 00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:45,800 And I'm telling you, Broom County is just visibly upset by this display. 630 00:47:45,900 --> 00:47:48,500 Get places for the home games. Bring the kids. 631 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,400 We got entertainment for the whole family. 632 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,100 There goes Jeff Hanson into the corner. No, it's Jack. 633 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,900 17. I'll have to check that later. A crushing check on the boards! 634 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,400 Things are really going on out there now! 635 00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:22,400 Now Steve is in front of the net. I think that's Steve. Yes. No. Yeah, it is Steve. 636 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,300 And I think that was Jack. It was Jeff or Jack. 637 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,300 These brothers are stomping all over... 638 00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:47,500 - You! Out! - What? 639 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:50,000 - You! Out! - Huh? What for? 640 00:48:50,100 --> 00:48:53,700 - You! Out! - No! No! 641 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,200 - Get your eyes examined, you idiot! - What are you doin'? 642 00:48:59,300 --> 00:49:02,400 - They're all gone! - It was self-defence, for Christ's sake! 643 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,400 - They're gone! - How much do you expect a man to take? 644 00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:08,500 - Don't come near me. - Are you runnin' a goddamn dance? 645 00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:32,500 Open it. 646 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:44,100 - Joe, who own the Chiefs? - Owns. Owns. 647 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,600 Owns. Owns. 648 00:49:46,700 --> 00:49:48,700 I don't know. 649 00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:51,700 Thanks. 650 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,600 - OK. What? - He don't know. 651 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,100 - How'd you ask? - I say "Who own the Chiefs?" 652 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,000 - What did he say? - Owns. Owns. 653 00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:13,600 For Christ's sake. 654 00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:16,400 I don't care who own the Chiefs. I hate it here. 655 00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:21,100 It make me sick. My allergy, puke every time, bleugh! Like that, puke. 656 00:50:21,135 --> 00:50:24,100 You're a goalie. You're supposed to be like that. 657 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:26,300 Somebody own the Chiefs. 658 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,600 We go to Florida and I get the money. 659 00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:44,800 That's nice. 660 00:50:47,900 --> 00:50:52,400 I don't like the way they cover their jugs all up with the feathers, you know, Reg? 661 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:54,800 They are so beautiful. 662 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:03,400 They oughta cut the costumes up higher on the thigh, so you can see more ass. 663 00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:06,600 You make me sick when you speak, Morris. 664 00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:09,600 This isn't art. This is sex. 665 00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:22,300 Ooh! 666 00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,600 Ogilthorpe fucked her, you know. 667 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,800 It's true. I heard it from a couple of guys. 668 00:51:27,900 --> 00:51:31,700 Ogilthorpe fucked the last girl on the pinwheel of the lce Stravaganza. 669 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,000 That's her, right there. 670 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:46,400 Get your butt in gear, for the love of Mike. 671 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,900 - You gals like skatin', huh? - Sure. 672 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:25,200 I mean, dressed as bluebirds with all them feathers on, racin' around the ice like that. 673 00:52:25,300 --> 00:52:29,300 - You should talk. - No, well, I just asked out of curiosity. 674 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,800 - I like to see how the other half lives. - Renee, I like to skate too. 675 00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:35,200 - But the hair is rotten here. - Hair? 676 00:52:35,300 --> 00:52:37,300 Yeah. The hair. 677 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:39,900 - Air. - It make me sick. 678 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,000 - Your face is a mess. - I got in a fight. See? 679 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,400 I don't know. It looks sorta cute. 680 00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:49,500 - Are you a fighter? - Nah. I'm a lover. 681 00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:02,100 Is your team any good? 682 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,700 No. In fact, we're so bad that we're disbanding. 683 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:08,300 What about Florida, eh, Reg? 684 00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:11,500 - Well, we got a win. - We won three games in a row, Reg. 685 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,500 - Yeah. We're on a roll. - We're on a roll. We're gonna win. 686 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,000 How's Ogie Ogilthorpe? 687 00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:19,800 - Who? - Ogie Ogilthorpe. You know old Ogie. 688 00:53:20,300 --> 00:53:23,400 - Ogie. - You think he's all he's cracked up to be? 689 00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:25,600 Is he a nice guy? 690 00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:27,900 I'll be right back. 691 00:53:31,900 --> 00:53:36,200 - You're doing great. You've got 'em... - Oh, yeah. You betcha. 692 00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:39,700 Hey, Coach! 693 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,800 How you doin'? 694 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,600 Son of a bitch. 695 00:53:59,900 --> 00:54:02,800 � Ooh, and it's all right, and it's comin' on... 696 00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:05,400 Hey, where the hell did all this beer come from? 697 00:54:05,435 --> 00:54:07,600 - It's from the owner. - The owner? 698 00:54:08,100 --> 00:54:09,200 Yeah. 699 00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:11,000 How's his family, Reg? 700 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,400 He told me to say he's glad we're winnin', 701 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,300 cos it'll make it easier to close that Florida deal. 702 00:54:16,335 --> 00:54:18,500 - You find the guy name? - Oh, yeah. 703 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:23,400 - He's neat. Looking to get us bonuses. - Hey, that's good news, eh? 704 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:25,700 Yeah. 705 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:28,100 - What? What? - Beats me. 706 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:31,300 � No one can take yourplace 707 00:54:34,100 --> 00:54:36,200 � lfyou get hurt 708 00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:41,800 What the fuck is that? 709 00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:45,300 Hey! 710 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,700 Where? Oh, yeah! 711 00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:58,100 - We thought it'd be a big surprise. - It's wonderful! 712 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,400 You look like my mother! You're beautiful! 713 00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:07,800 Yeah! Billy! 714 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:15,700 Hey. It's me, Reg. How are you? 715 00:55:17,100 --> 00:55:20,100 We're kickin' the shit outta everybody. We're unbeatable. 716 00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,300 Listen, I got a favour to ask ya. 717 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,300 Yeah. Remember Francine? 718 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,400 All together in one room. Why not? 719 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:35,200 My ex-wife. Yeah, the pretty one. Well, has she been in there? 720 00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:39,900 - We're in the Chiefs! - It's against our policy. 721 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,700 Couple of tickets in it for you. Which bar? 722 00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:49,200 Wait a minute. Hold it. No, it's just everybody's going bananas in here. 723 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,300 - They convicted Ogilthorpe. - Help me. 724 00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,900 Get the manager. Somebody help me. 725 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,100 Eddie? Listen, this guy she was with - what did he look like? 726 00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:04,900 It's their rink, it's their ice and it's their fuckin' town. 727 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,400 - But tonight we got our fans with us! - Yeah! 728 00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:11,500 They spent their own dough to get here, and they came here to see us. 729 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:16,200 Let's show 'em what we got. Get out on the ice and let 'em know you're there. 730 00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:19,200 Get that stick in their side, let 'em know you're there. 731 00:56:19,300 --> 00:56:22,000 Get that lumber in his teeth, let him know you're there! 732 00:56:22,100 --> 00:56:23,900 Bleed all over 'em. Let 'em know you're there. 733 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,100 Give 'em a good warm-up, Danny. Let's go. 734 00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,200 Come on, fellas. 735 00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:30,700 Good game tonight, guys. 736 00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:38,200 The Peterborough Patriots versus the Charlestown Chiefs, 737 00:56:38,300 --> 00:56:41,000 brought to you by Sheehan's Rustproofing. 738 00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:44,000 The Chiefs have come out on the ice for a warm-up period. 739 00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:47,000 They're about to try for their fifth consecutive win. 740 00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:49,365 They're applauded by their booster club, 741 00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:53,700 who have travelled all the way from Charlestown to be here tonight. 742 00:57:27,100 --> 00:57:30,600 There's no one to stop it because there are no officials on the ice. 743 00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:34,200 What has come over the Charlestown Chiefs? 744 00:57:41,700 --> 00:57:46,000 � And the rockets' red glare 745 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:50,500 � The bombs bursting in air 746 00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:55,500 � Gave proof through the night 747 00:57:55,600 --> 00:58:00,600 � That our flag was still there 748 00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,700 I got my eye on you. You pull one thing, you're out. 749 00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,300 I run a clean game. Any trouble, I'll suspend you. 750 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,600 I'm listening to the fucking song! 751 00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:19,000 � O'er the land of the free 752 00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:24,700 No. No, no. To Mrs Reggie Dunlop, from Reggie Dunlop. 753 00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:26,800 Collect. 754 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:32,400 Well, make it... Operator, I'll pay for the call here. 755 00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:36,400 Whoa! 756 00:58:36,900 --> 00:58:39,200 - What are you doin'? - Makin' it look mean. 757 00:58:39,300 --> 00:58:40,700 Yeah! 758 00:58:45,300 --> 00:58:49,800 Honey? We won last night. Yeah, we won. I got a good winning streak going... 759 00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:53,000 Who is this? 760 00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:55,100 Hello? 761 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,300 Shit! 762 00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:12,300 � A little bit south ofSaskatoon 763 00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:17,200 � Me and Junie Mae, we got on fine 764 00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:20,300 � Till I had to move 765 00:59:20,335 --> 00:59:22,400 Gin. 766 00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,600 Eight. 767 00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,300 - Hey, Reg? - Yeah? 768 00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,600 - I think I'm gonna change my name. - Oh, yeah? 769 00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:37,700 Yeah. 770 00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:40,800 Killer. 771 00:59:40,900 --> 00:59:44,000 Hey, that's got a nice ring to it, kid. 772 00:59:44,100 --> 00:59:45,600 Yeah. 773 00:59:55,100 --> 00:59:57,300 I'm not gonna do it. 774 00:59:58,300 --> 01:00:00,700 - I'm not gonna goon it up for you. - No? 775 01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:05,100 Nope. 776 01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:08,100 I'll bench you. 777 01:00:09,100 --> 01:00:11,200 I'll take my chances. 778 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:15,800 � Keep on thinkin' ofmy honeymoon 779 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:20,900 � A little bit south ofSaskatoon 780 01:00:24,700 --> 01:00:27,200 Pick up the boosters! 781 01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:29,100 Pull over, Walt! 782 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,700 Let's get the girls in here. 783 01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:34,200 Come on, Walt! 784 01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,800 Great. 785 01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:02,400 My husband will kill me when he finds out. 786 01:01:02,500 --> 01:01:03,600 Let's go. 787 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:08,100 Their bus is coming up the street! They're coming! 788 01:01:10,900 --> 01:01:13,300 We don't need you here! 789 01:01:13,700 --> 01:01:16,800 There's no room in sports for people like you. 790 01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:19,500 Get outta town! 791 01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:26,600 � Keep thinkin' ofmy honeymoon 792 01:01:26,700 --> 01:01:31,000 � A little bit south ofSaskatoon 793 01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:36,200 � By a big old fire and honeymoon 794 01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:38,600 � A little bit south 795 01:01:39,100 --> 01:01:41,400 7-1. There's the face-off. 796 01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:46,900 Charlestown Chiefs seem to be coming down the ice with the puck. 797 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,300 Kill those Hanson creeps! 798 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,800 You goons! You can't skate! 799 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:04,800 We like to see an old-fashioned brand of hockey played here. 800 01:02:04,900 --> 01:02:07,700 You're a bunch of animals, you Hanson apes! 801 01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:24,600 Get outta town, four-eyes! 802 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,900 - Is this the guy? - Yeah, that's him! 803 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,100 No, he's over there! 804 01:02:52,100 --> 01:02:56,200 Ladies and gentlemen, look at that. You can't see that. I'm on radio. 805 01:02:58,100 --> 01:03:00,300 No, no, not him. That's the one! 806 01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:03,900 Go fuck a moose, froggy! 807 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,100 Think we should get into this? 808 01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:09,200 Just a thought. 809 01:03:09,300 --> 01:03:13,200 - It wasn't me! - No, Jeff, no. It's the other guy. 810 01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:21,300 Think the old folks in Florida are gonna like these guys? 811 01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:24,300 I don't believe a word of that Florida shit. 812 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:28,500 The fans are standing up to them. The security guards are standing up to them. 813 01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:31,400 The peanut vendors are standing up to them! 814 01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:34,300 If I could get down there, I'd be standing up to them! 815 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:47,900 - What hit you? - An object, right in the face. 816 01:03:48,100 --> 01:03:51,200 - I know. What was it? - I don't know. Key chain, you know. 817 01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,900 - Car keys, house keys. - Keys to the camper. 818 01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:05,000 - Hi, guys. - The Hansons. 819 01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:10,900 Guys? Put the fucking bus in gear. The cops have come for the Hansons. 820 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,800 - The cops? - How many are out there? 821 01:04:18,300 --> 01:04:20,400 The Hansons. 822 01:04:23,300 --> 01:04:26,900 I throw up my hands. I can't control 'em any more. They gotta be punished. 823 01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:30,000 Will you do me a favour and put 'em behind bars? 824 01:04:33,700 --> 01:04:38,300 They're looking for you guys. There's gotta be some misunderstanding. 825 01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:47,500 Look at his lip. Somebody threw a fucking tyre chain, hit him right in the mouth. 826 01:04:47,535 --> 01:04:49,900 Scratches, made by human fingernails. 827 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,200 This kid has taken a savage beating. 828 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,800 There's six of them out there for us. 829 01:04:56,900 --> 01:05:01,600 They're gonna put you in the same jail with Ogilthorpe. Come on, you guys. 830 01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:04,900 They let you make one phone call. 831 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:08,500 They book you, then they give you a dime and let you make one phone call. 832 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:13,400 - Call the pizza man! - Why don't you call a massage parlour? 833 01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:17,500 - Hey, guys, we'll see you later. - Save me a piece of pizza. 834 01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:22,300 - Don't eat my watermelon sticks. - Don't admit to nothing, you guys. 835 01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:28,700 It's me - Reg. They're puttin' the Hansons away on a trumped-up charge. 836 01:05:28,735 --> 01:05:32,800 Someone threw a monkey wrench. Yeah, it hit Jeff right in the face.