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There's no place like home.
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There's no place like home.
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There's no place like home.
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I'm sorry, I just...
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This isn't working for me.
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What is it now, Imogene?
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Okay.
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I don't know about you, Ms. Rossi,
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but there's not a chance in
hell that I'd go back
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to some crap-farm in Kansas.
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After seeing all that Oz has to offer.
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I mean, it makes zero sense.
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- You guys are with me on this, right?
- Mmm-mmm.
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That is the way this story ends.
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It's a classic!
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It's also a little
provincial, if you ask me.
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I didn't.
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Can I at least
suggest a more appropriate line?
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No! You will do the lines as written
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or I am giving the lead to Stacy!
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There's no place like home.
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Home is really fabulous!
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Home is where the heart is!
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Blah... Blah... Blah.
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Joe, I need a taxi.
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No problem.
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This is Peter. Leave a message.
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Hi, it's me again.
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You never came home,
so I assume we're meeting there?
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Uh, I hope you're okay.
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Call me.
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This is Peter. Leave a message.
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Hey, it's me.
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If you get there first,
would you wait outside?
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I'd really like to walk in together.
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Oh, by the way, I just passed the place
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where you held my hand
for the first time.
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Call me, please.
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Call me.
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Shit.
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This is Peter. Leave a message.
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Okay, I just got here,
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and I'm walking in. Are you here?
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I'm here.
I'm putting my phone on vibrate.
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So just text me so I can find you.
I'm here. Bye.
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- Hi. Imogene Duncan.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Two years ago, a young man from Newark
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broke into the Whitney Museum
by smashing a window with a brick.
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He wanted to look at the pictures.
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The crime committed that night had
nothing to do with breaking windows,
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or living in New Jersey.
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It had to do with denying a child.
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Hey, where were you?
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I was stuck on a call.
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And that's why the Where The
Art ls Foundation was created,
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so that no child
ever has to break a window again.
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You know, the idea just
sort of came to me,
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when James and I were on our honeymoon.
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And I realized that
I want to be more than just a wife,
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and an author, and an interior designer.
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I know, I've been
thinking the same thing.
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You know, it's been weighing on me.
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But are you even married?
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Oh. Mostly. Basically.
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We live together, and
we've talked about it.
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Peter's family is Dutch.
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Yeah, and they're a very
progressive people.
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You know, they believe in a spiritual
union, where your souls are bound.
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That's what he said to me,
which is very romantic.
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It's like how gay people
used to get married.
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Oh, Austen and I are
starting a charity for that.
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For gay people?
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His younger sister is a lesbian,
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and we just really
wanted to get involved.
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- Wonderful!
- Wow!
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I didn't realize she was a lesbian.
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I knew she was a lesbian.
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I mean, I went to Spence.
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Oh, I heard Andover had
a lot of them, too.
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Yeah, I know.
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Isn't that where you
went to school, Imogene?
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Andover? No, that was Peter.
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So, where did you...
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She's from New Jersey.
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Oh.
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I love that sculpture
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of Abe Lincoln.
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That is phenomenal...
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He's got a little smirk.
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What's he thinking?
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I'm stuffed.
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They really went all out tonight.
It was so fun.
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You know, tonight really made me
contemplate how lucky we are.
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And all the beauty
that we just take for granted.
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You know, all the museums, the park.
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The 100-year-old buildings.
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- The trees...
- Imogene,
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I should move out.
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What?
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I've already started
looking at apartments.
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- What are you talking about?
- Look,
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I can help you with rent
for a couple months
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until you figure out what to do.
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You're serious? Peter!
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You said our souls were bound.
You said that.
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I told people that you said that!
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This isn't about souls, all right?
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This is about
whether two people really go together.
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Imogene?
Libby wants to see you in her office.
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Right away.
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Is that your family?
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Oh! Yeah. That's the gang.
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- The Vineyard?
- Every summer since I was born.
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What about your family?
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Um... I grew up in the Atlantic
City area, near the beach, so...
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Then every day was like summer, right?
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No, every day was not like summer.
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Every day was like being impaled
with a blunt, wooden object,
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over and over again.
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Anyway, I called you in here
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because I had a chance
to read over your blurbs.
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And, um, yeah, see,
I can't turn these in to Dan.
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- Why not?
- Well...
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First off, because you
called Dames At Sea,
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"An insignificant, if not irritating,
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"amalgam of lackluster
performances and sitcom one-liners."
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Have you seen it?
Because that's putting it very nicely.
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It won the Tony.
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And, you know, frankly, we don't care
whether you think it's good or bad.
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You're not a reviewer.
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No, see, your job is just to describe
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the play in five sentences or less
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and make it sound interesting.
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Perhaps you weren't aware
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that I won the Hollingsworth
fellowship for playwriting
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or that New York Magazine put me
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on their list of playwrights to watch?
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I was not aware. Thank you for
bringing that to my attention.
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You're welcome.
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Okay.
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Well, we certainly
don't want to stand in
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the way of your burgeoning
writing career.
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So, uh...
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Yeah.
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What does "yeah" mean?
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Yeah.
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You can go.
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This is Peter.
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I know I'm not
supposed to call you during work hours,
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but I lost my job at the magazine.
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And I'm just...
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I'm having a really
tough time right now.
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And I know it's not your problem, but...
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I was just thinking maybe
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you could come over
and just lay with me for a little bit?
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Imogene, I...
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- I'm working.
- I know, I just...
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I don't really
trust myself to be alone right now.
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What? What do you mean?
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I mean I'm afraid
if you don't come over I might
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do something to myself.
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Imogene.
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Or maybe I already have.
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What did you do?
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Just, Peter...
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If you love me just say
you'll come over. Please?
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All right.
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Farewell, world.
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My life is but
a brief flickering in the darkness.
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Too faint to light a room.
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And much too soon does
the flame burn out.
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As the winds of suffering
have extinguished my light,
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heaven welcomes me
with her open embrace.
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Imogene?
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Hello?
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Are you in here?
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Imogene, you left your door open.
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There's also a sign on it.
I think your landlord is upset with you.
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Imogene, I just stopped by to pick up
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those Cartier earrings that I lent you.
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Imogene.
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Oh, my God.
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Hello? Imogene?
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Imogene, can you hear me?
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God, Imogene.
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Hello. Dad?
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Daddy, it's Dara.
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Oh, my God, Dad.
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Imogene is dead!
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No, no. She's just dead.
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I don't know how to check!
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Imogene.
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Imogene.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Cheers.
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And the Tony Award for
Best Play goes to...
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Imogene Duncan!
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I'm such a fan!
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No. I'm such a fan.
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Thank you.
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Oh, thank you so much. Oh, my gosh!
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There's so many people
that I want to thank.
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But most importantly,
my wonderful, Dutch husband, Peter.
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I will love you forever.
Or should I say...
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For the 10 millionth time,
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I wasn't really trying to kill myself.
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So, you're saying you
didn't really want to be reunited
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with your dead father for eternity?
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I didn't want to die, okay?
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Well, I think the problem
you're facing here
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is that you wrote a pretty
authentic sounding letter.
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Really?
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You thought it was that good?
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Now in your letter,
you refer to your dead father.
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How old were you when he passed away?
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Nine. Seriously, there
is no point to this.
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Can you tell me about him?
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He was just the best.
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The smartest man I ever met.
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He was like the George
Clooney of fathers.
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And what about the rest of your family?
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Uh... My mom
lives in New Jersey with my brother.
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She has an impulse control problem,
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and I haven't seen them in years.
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Can you describe the symptoms
of your mother's impulse problem?
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Uh, let's see.
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Buying 52 pairs of jelly
shoes in one year.
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Gambling every day.
Picking up hitchhikers.
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Showing up to a parent-teacher
conference wearing a turban.
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My brother and I,
our birthdays are 84 days apart,
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and because of her gambling
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she couldn't afford to give us
individual birthday parties,
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so we had to have a
combined birthday party.
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Do you have any idea
how it feels to have a birthday party
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eighty-four days after
your actual birthday,
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because your mom has an impulse problem?
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Okay, well, it doesn't feel very good.
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No, it's very sad.
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Yeah.
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I'm doing okay.
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I mean, it's been
upsetting for me, but...
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Have you ever received
a telephone call
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of an urgent nature when you're naked?
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- I haven't.
- I had just gotten out of the shower.
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And suddenly this call comes.
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Well, we tracked down your information
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from old DMV records, Mrs. Duncan.
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Are you familiar with a 5150 hold?
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Uh... Yes, but I'm sure I
paid those tickets. Okay?
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And the judge ruled that the
second one wasn't even my fault.
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This has nothing to do
with your driving record, Mrs. Duncan.
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A 5150 means that
it is our duty to hold anyone
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who poses a threat to themselves
for at least 72 hours.
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However, we have
a bit of an overcrowding problem,
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which limits us to holding
only critical patients
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and releasing the others,
like your daughter,
260
00:15:44,015 --> 00:15:45,380
into the care of a loved one.
261
00:15:46,415 --> 00:15:48,019
- She said she loved me?
- No.
262
00:15:48,095 --> 00:15:50,416
But we have more
critical patients that need her bed.
263
00:15:50,495 --> 00:15:55,057
You mean people that, like,
jump out of buildings and cut parts off?
264
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,095
That kind of stuff?
265
00:15:57,175 --> 00:15:58,779
Sometimes.
266
00:15:58,855 --> 00:16:01,859
Can I ask you a question?
Does that make you really sad?
267
00:16:02,655 --> 00:16:05,818
Uh, Mrs. Duncan, would you be
willing to assume responsibility
268
00:16:05,895 --> 00:16:10,378
for the safety and well-being
of your daughter for the next 72 hours?
269
00:16:11,015 --> 00:16:13,621
Well, I have to be somewhere later.
270
00:16:13,695 --> 00:16:16,175
But, yes. Of course.
271
00:16:16,255 --> 00:16:17,939
Did I tell you that Gwyneth Paltrow
272
00:16:18,055 --> 00:16:19,136
might come to my book launch party?
273
00:16:19,215 --> 00:16:21,695
- Wow! What a coup.
- I know!
274
00:16:21,775 --> 00:16:24,426
It's like my dad's PR
guy knows everyone.
275
00:16:28,295 --> 00:16:29,376
Oh.
276
00:16:29,815 --> 00:16:32,739
I will be back in one second,
I have to take this.
277
00:16:33,935 --> 00:16:35,061
Hi.
278
00:16:35,135 --> 00:16:36,261
It's an upsetting night.
279
00:16:36,335 --> 00:16:37,416
Hello.
280
00:16:37,495 --> 00:16:40,738
Imogene, listen,
I know you're expecting your boyfriend,
281
00:16:40,815 --> 00:16:42,977
and we've made several
attempts to try and...
282
00:16:43,055 --> 00:16:45,501
Peter is coming for me, okay?
283
00:16:46,095 --> 00:16:47,896
Yes, I'm sure Peter cares
for you very deeply,
284
00:16:47,935 --> 00:16:50,745
but both your mother
and I feel that the best thing
285
00:16:50,815 --> 00:16:51,816
for you right now...
286
00:16:51,895 --> 00:16:53,175
Wait. Did you just say "mother"?
287
00:16:53,215 --> 00:16:56,742
...would be for you to be
in the comfort and safety
288
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:59,421
of those who love you unconditionally.
289
00:16:59,495 --> 00:17:01,736
So your mother is
going to take you home with her.
290
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:03,376
Hi, honey.
291
00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:04,945
You cannot do this.
292
00:17:05,015 --> 00:17:08,303
Dara! Dara!
Tell them you love me unconditionally.
293
00:17:08,935 --> 00:17:09,936
What?
294
00:17:10,935 --> 00:17:12,335
I can't go with her!
Please! Please!
295
00:17:12,775 --> 00:17:16,018
Dara! Tell them I can stay
with you until Peter comes for me!
296
00:17:16,095 --> 00:17:17,096
Oh, my gosh, I wish that I could help,
297
00:17:17,175 --> 00:17:19,496
but I don't think that we can
accommodate house-guests right now.
298
00:17:19,615 --> 00:17:20,582
What?
299
00:17:20,655 --> 00:17:22,384
- You can't do this to me!
- Hold her!
300
00:17:22,495 --> 00:17:23,940
Dara! Call the police!
301
00:17:24,455 --> 00:17:26,696
Imogene, this is going
to make your trip home
302
00:17:26,775 --> 00:17:29,096
just a little bit more relaxing.
303
00:17:33,775 --> 00:17:35,106
Honey...
304
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,139
Your panties are showing.
305
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,506
Mom?
306
00:18:37,775 --> 00:18:39,345
Step right up, everybody!
307
00:18:40,855 --> 00:18:42,186
Clear the path.
308
00:18:43,215 --> 00:18:44,899
Bring me a joker.
309
00:18:45,855 --> 00:18:47,186
- Feeling good!
- Hey!
310
00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:49,544
- Oh!
- What the hell are you doing?
311
00:18:49,615 --> 00:18:52,141
Jesus, don't sneak up on me like that.
312
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:54,377
You left me in the
back seat of your car!
313
00:18:54,455 --> 00:18:58,426
Well, honey, they told me that you were
gonna be out for, like, you know, six hours.
314
00:18:58,495 --> 00:19:00,543
You took me against my will!
315
00:19:00,615 --> 00:19:02,219
You know, I could have you
arrested for kidnapping.
316
00:19:02,295 --> 00:19:04,866
Imogene, they called
me from the hospital.
317
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,699
They said that you had
tried to kill yourself
318
00:19:06,775 --> 00:19:08,777
and they were
gonna lock you up with schizophrenians.
319
00:19:08,855 --> 00:19:11,062
I mean, you know, what was I supposed to do?
Leave you there?
320
00:19:11,135 --> 00:19:14,662
Oh, and this is better?
Waking up alone in a casino parking lot?
321
00:19:14,735 --> 00:19:16,305
I don't have my purse, no cell phone.
322
00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:17,945
I have no wallet. No ID. Nothing.
323
00:19:18,015 --> 00:19:19,505
Zelda, is this lady giving you grief?
324
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,816
Oh, no. Delancey, this is my daughter.
325
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:24,136
Do you know that she was
on the New York Times list
326
00:19:24,215 --> 00:19:26,985
- of playwrights to watch...
- It was New York Magazine!
327
00:19:27,055 --> 00:19:28,739
Oh. Pleased to meet you.
328
00:19:28,815 --> 00:19:31,466
I've seen your mother here
get more royal flushes than anybody.
329
00:19:31,535 --> 00:19:32,536
That's great.
330
00:19:33,855 --> 00:19:35,016
Okay.
331
00:19:35,095 --> 00:19:37,097
Round and round she goes!
332
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:13,815
You think I don't know why you did it?
333
00:20:13,855 --> 00:20:15,664
I'm your mother, okay.
I know why you did it.
334
00:20:16,935 --> 00:20:17,936
Some men are stayers.
335
00:20:18,775 --> 00:20:21,506
Some men are leavers, and you know,
it's better to find out now.
336
00:20:21,575 --> 00:20:23,577
Wow, where did you get
that pearl of wisdom?
337
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,544
It was on The Joy Behar Show.
338
00:20:26,855 --> 00:20:30,780
You know, the doctor let me read your letter.
I thought it was really good.
339
00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:32,021
Really.
340
00:20:32,095 --> 00:20:35,338
Apparently, I should be a
professional suicide writer.
341
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:39,426
Oh, you're not writing
plays anymore, huh?
342
00:20:39,495 --> 00:20:42,180
I am not talking about this.
343
00:20:53,455 --> 00:20:54,456
Hey.
344
00:20:55,575 --> 00:20:57,065
Where'd you go?
345
00:20:58,135 --> 00:20:59,739
Imogene?
346
00:21:01,015 --> 00:21:03,780
Ew! Hello? Hi!
Who are you?
347
00:21:04,015 --> 00:21:06,621
Um... I'm Lee.
348
00:21:06,695 --> 00:21:07,856
Who's she?
349
00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:09,505
Lee, what are you doing in my room?
350
00:21:09,575 --> 00:21:11,418
Actually, this is my room.
351
00:21:11,495 --> 00:21:12,576
Since when?
352
00:21:12,655 --> 00:21:15,340
Uh, since Zelda started
renting it to me.
353
00:21:15,415 --> 00:21:16,746
- What?
- Imogene?
354
00:21:18,175 --> 00:21:19,586
- Ralph!
- Imogene, you're back!
355
00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:20,702
Oh, my God.
356
00:21:20,815 --> 00:21:23,022
You're really back! You're here!
357
00:21:23,095 --> 00:21:26,099
Wow, you look so different.
358
00:21:26,175 --> 00:21:28,177
I've been eating a lot of spaghetti.
359
00:21:28,335 --> 00:21:29,860
- Oh.
- So you're going to spend the night?
360
00:21:29,935 --> 00:21:31,300
No, I'm not... No.
361
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:32,945
Why did Mom rent out my room?
362
00:21:33,015 --> 00:21:34,460
Her settlement money ran out.
363
00:21:34,535 --> 00:21:35,661
What settlement money?
364
00:21:35,735 --> 00:21:37,100
An escalator ate her
jelly shoe at the Oasis
365
00:21:37,175 --> 00:21:38,665
and screwed up her toe.
366
00:21:38,735 --> 00:21:40,100
Can I have a second hug?
367
00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:41,301
This is really weird.
368
00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:42,536
Monica, wait a second.
369
00:21:42,615 --> 00:21:44,379
It's fine, she's...
370
00:21:48,215 --> 00:21:49,705
Mom!
371
00:21:51,415 --> 00:21:52,621
Hello.
372
00:21:52,695 --> 00:21:56,336
Okay, before you start getting
all creepy, let me explain.
373
00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:59,897
How can you rationalize
renting my room out to some random guy?
374
00:21:59,975 --> 00:22:01,818
Well, you haven't been
back in a long time!
375
00:22:01,895 --> 00:22:03,021
Yeah. She does have a point.
376
00:22:03,095 --> 00:22:05,097
Where is all my stuff?
What, did you throw out all my stuff?
377
00:22:05,175 --> 00:22:07,098
Calm down. It's in the basement.
378
00:22:07,175 --> 00:22:09,655
So what now? What, do
I sleep with you now?
379
00:22:09,735 --> 00:22:12,341
Oh. Well, I don't think
that's going to work either.
380
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:14,338
- Why not?
- The Bousche sleeps in her bed.
381
00:22:14,415 --> 00:22:15,541
The what?
382
00:22:15,615 --> 00:22:18,698
Hey, I could make you a sheet
fort like when we were kids?
383
00:22:19,175 --> 00:22:20,506
Can you come out here a second?
384
00:22:20,575 --> 00:22:21,861
Yeah.
385
00:22:22,455 --> 00:22:23,456
Yeah?
386
00:22:23,535 --> 00:22:24,536
Okay.
387
00:22:25,175 --> 00:22:28,497
Imogene, this is my boyfriend.
He lives with us.
388
00:22:28,575 --> 00:22:30,577
He's in the CIA.
389
00:22:33,055 --> 00:22:35,217
Hi. George Bousche.
390
00:22:35,295 --> 00:22:37,662
It's a pleasure to finally meet you.
391
00:22:37,735 --> 00:22:39,385
George.
392
00:22:39,455 --> 00:22:41,457
Your name is George Bousche?
393
00:22:42,455 --> 00:22:45,982
Well, as a matter of
fact, it's not my name.
394
00:22:47,535 --> 00:22:49,583
You see, my father was an assassin,
395
00:22:49,695 --> 00:22:52,778
and he had to change
all of our birth names
396
00:22:52,855 --> 00:22:57,497
because of that incident
I told you about, about the KGB.
397
00:23:00,615 --> 00:23:02,743
So what is your real name then?
398
00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:05,659
Oh, I'm sorry. I can't tell you that.
399
00:23:05,735 --> 00:23:07,146
- Even I don't know.
- No.
400
00:23:07,775 --> 00:23:08,822
Okay.
401
00:23:10,215 --> 00:23:12,217
- No one knows. Okay.
- Yeah.
402
00:23:13,215 --> 00:23:14,865
Okay.
403
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:17,586
You gonna put on
something nice, honey?
404
00:24:35,895 --> 00:24:38,580
So, did Mom tell you the good news?
405
00:24:39,495 --> 00:24:41,065
Who's it good for?
406
00:24:41,215 --> 00:24:42,740
I got my own kiosk,
407
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,419
one block from the boardwalk.
408
00:24:45,895 --> 00:24:46,976
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
409
00:24:47,055 --> 00:24:49,820
Right across from Angela's Pizza.
410
00:24:49,895 --> 00:24:51,545
Well, where it used to be. Here.
411
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:54,741
Oh.
412
00:24:54,815 --> 00:24:56,305
- That's wonderful.
- Yeah.
413
00:24:56,855 --> 00:24:58,095
- Congratulations!
- Yep.
414
00:24:58,175 --> 00:24:59,745
No, no. Please keep it.
415
00:24:59,815 --> 00:25:01,260
Or, you know, give it to a friend.
416
00:25:01,335 --> 00:25:03,815
Anyone you refer gets a free hermit hut.
417
00:25:03,895 --> 00:25:05,226
That's a good deal.
418
00:25:06,055 --> 00:25:07,784
Do you want to come and see it?
419
00:25:07,975 --> 00:25:09,101
Oh.
420
00:25:09,735 --> 00:25:12,864
I wish I could.
But, you know, I have to go back home.
421
00:25:12,935 --> 00:25:14,300
Yeah, to the city.
422
00:25:15,295 --> 00:25:17,059
You know, you really
should come visit me.
423
00:25:17,175 --> 00:25:20,065
We could go to the Natural History
Museum and the Aquarium.
424
00:25:20,135 --> 00:25:22,058
Yeah, it's far away.
425
00:25:22,135 --> 00:25:24,217
Yeah. Well, maybe that's a good thing.
426
00:25:24,295 --> 00:25:26,696
I like being in Ocean City.
427
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,106
You used to like it, too.
428
00:25:28,175 --> 00:25:31,258
Yeah. I just think
that New York is a better place for me.
429
00:25:31,335 --> 00:25:34,544
Mmm. Okay.
430
00:25:34,615 --> 00:25:38,142
Well, this is your basic
sheet fort model.
431
00:25:38,415 --> 00:25:39,416
Um...
432
00:25:39,655 --> 00:25:44,661
If you would like any add-ons
or security features,
433
00:25:44,735 --> 00:25:46,260
I mean, I can work on it tomorrow.
434
00:25:46,335 --> 00:25:48,576
No, it looks very secure.
435
00:25:48,655 --> 00:25:49,702
Yeah?
436
00:25:49,775 --> 00:25:51,220
Yeah, you did a great job.
437
00:25:51,335 --> 00:25:53,497
Um, all right, well.
438
00:25:56,255 --> 00:25:58,337
Nighty-night, Imogene.
439
00:26:28,095 --> 00:26:30,143
Breakfast, everybody!
440
00:26:35,455 --> 00:26:37,025
- Oh, Jesus!
- Ow! God! Someone's in here!
441
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:38,381
Oh, my God. I'm sorry!
442
00:26:38,455 --> 00:26:39,900
God!
443
00:26:41,735 --> 00:26:42,941
Hey, I'm really sorry about that.
444
00:26:43,055 --> 00:26:46,059
Your brother likes us to keep the door
closed because the toilet runs.
445
00:26:46,135 --> 00:26:48,706
I didn't see anything, just so you know.
446
00:26:49,215 --> 00:26:52,185
Okay. Well,
you should really knock as a precaution.
447
00:26:52,255 --> 00:26:53,336
I guess we're even then.
448
00:26:53,415 --> 00:26:55,099
Oh, so it's my fault that I walk in
449
00:26:55,175 --> 00:26:56,665
on you doing it with your girlfriend?
450
00:26:56,775 --> 00:26:58,777
Because, hello, this is my house.
451
00:26:58,855 --> 00:26:59,936
But you don't live here anymore.
452
00:27:00,015 --> 00:27:02,700
I grew up in this house.
I think that takes precedence over
453
00:27:02,775 --> 00:27:06,382
whatever temporary
whatever you're doing here.
454
00:27:06,495 --> 00:27:07,781
What are you doing here?
455
00:27:07,855 --> 00:27:09,141
Excuse me?
456
00:27:09,415 --> 00:27:10,462
What...
457
00:27:10,535 --> 00:27:11,661
Why did you come back?
458
00:27:11,735 --> 00:27:13,976
I really don't see
how that is any of your concern, Lee.
459
00:27:14,055 --> 00:27:17,264
Look, if you want to stay in the
room, it really is no trouble.
460
00:27:17,335 --> 00:27:18,496
I'll be happy to stay somewhere else.
461
00:27:18,575 --> 00:27:21,015
Oh, I'm sure you can.
But, see, I like to make a special point
462
00:27:21,055 --> 00:27:22,864
to not sleep in the bed of boys
463
00:27:22,935 --> 00:27:25,822
whose cleanliness of sheets
is questionable... at best.
464
00:27:28,775 --> 00:27:30,584
- This morning.
- What?
465
00:27:30,655 --> 00:27:32,737
That's when I changed my sheets.
466
00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:41,422
Hey.
467
00:27:42,375 --> 00:27:46,744
Um, I don't really know how to
broach this subject tactfully,
468
00:27:47,695 --> 00:27:48,856
so I'm just going to say it.
469
00:27:48,935 --> 00:27:49,936
Ralph, cover your ears.
470
00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:56,343
Were you getting spanked last night?
471
00:27:57,655 --> 00:27:59,066
Why would you think that?
472
00:27:59,135 --> 00:28:00,978
Because that's what it sounded like.
473
00:28:03,775 --> 00:28:05,345
- Am I right?
- Oh, my God.
474
00:28:05,415 --> 00:28:07,816
No. I'm right, aren't I? Ugh!
475
00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:10,626
Imogene, it is so much fun.
Have you never tried it?
476
00:28:10,695 --> 00:28:13,380
Yeah, maybe, like, two or three times
in the heat of passion, I don't know.
477
00:28:13,455 --> 00:28:15,059
But not in repetition
for, like, two hours.
478
00:28:15,135 --> 00:28:17,820
Oh, my God.
If it was bothering you so much
479
00:28:17,895 --> 00:28:19,181
you should have just closed your door.
480
00:28:19,255 --> 00:28:20,586
Oh, my sheet door?
481
00:28:21,935 --> 00:28:23,505
You know, you should be grateful I have
482
00:28:23,575 --> 00:28:25,464
such an amazing sex life with George.
483
00:28:25,535 --> 00:28:28,778
Or would you rather I turned
into one of those dried up women
484
00:28:28,855 --> 00:28:32,257
like Mitzi Mordler who spends all
her time with her little rat dog.
485
00:28:32,335 --> 00:28:33,815
Yeah. That.
Mitzi, that's what I want.
486
00:28:35,095 --> 00:28:36,460
Oh, God.
487
00:28:36,535 --> 00:28:37,616
Coffee ready?
488
00:28:37,695 --> 00:28:39,584
Over there, Bubba.
489
00:28:40,455 --> 00:28:41,945
I need it after last night.
490
00:28:46,815 --> 00:28:47,941
You know, if Dad were alive
491
00:28:48,055 --> 00:28:49,975
to see what you've become,
he would be disgraced.
492
00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:52,536
He died?
493
00:28:54,215 --> 00:28:55,262
When did that happen?
494
00:28:56,455 --> 00:28:58,264
No, no, no. It's nothing.
495
00:28:58,335 --> 00:28:59,541
What?
496
00:28:59,615 --> 00:29:02,778
I mean, yes. He died.
497
00:29:02,855 --> 00:29:05,096
A long time ago. He's been dead.
498
00:29:05,895 --> 00:29:07,943
- You know that.
- Right.
499
00:29:16,655 --> 00:29:18,259
- Can I take them off now?
- Yeah.
500
00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:19,501
Sorry.
501
00:29:24,215 --> 00:29:25,626
Why would you say that?
502
00:29:25,695 --> 00:29:26,821
I thought you told them.
503
00:29:27,175 --> 00:29:28,222
No! You knew they didn't know.
504
00:29:28,335 --> 00:29:29,416
No?
505
00:29:29,495 --> 00:29:31,418
Something like that
could ruin their lives.
506
00:29:31,495 --> 00:29:33,862
You can never, ever let them know
about their father really being...
507
00:29:33,975 --> 00:29:35,306
Being what?
508
00:29:37,335 --> 00:29:39,576
Cheap.
509
00:29:39,655 --> 00:29:40,941
Dad was cheap?
510
00:29:41,535 --> 00:29:43,583
Oh, God, yeah.
511
00:29:44,415 --> 00:29:47,658
Don't you remember that ugly
couch we had in the living room?
512
00:29:47,735 --> 00:29:49,100
He wouldn't let me buy the one I wanted,
513
00:29:49,175 --> 00:29:52,065
so we had to get that
one from a garage sale.
514
00:29:53,175 --> 00:29:54,984
You're lying. I can see it!
I can see it in your eyes.
515
00:29:55,055 --> 00:29:56,784
Tell us the truth.
516
00:29:57,495 --> 00:29:58,576
Was Dad not our father?
517
00:29:58,655 --> 00:30:02,740
No, no, no. He was. He is your father.
518
00:30:02,815 --> 00:30:04,624
- What do you mean "he is our father"?
- No.
519
00:30:06,095 --> 00:30:08,018
- Oh, God.
- Mom?
520
00:30:08,135 --> 00:30:12,060
I can't. You know, I can't.
I can't do this anymore.
521
00:30:12,135 --> 00:30:13,944
- Breathe.
- Oh, God.
522
00:30:14,055 --> 00:30:15,056
What?
523
00:30:18,575 --> 00:30:19,736
All right.
524
00:30:21,295 --> 00:30:22,501
We didn't get along, okay?
525
00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:25,503
And he wanted to
go back to school for his PhD.
526
00:30:25,575 --> 00:30:27,498
And we agreed that we didn't want
to put you through a divorce
527
00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:29,543
and all of the custody hell,
528
00:30:29,655 --> 00:30:31,862
and so we decided
that you guys would stay with me
529
00:30:31,935 --> 00:30:32,982
and I would just tell you that...
530
00:30:33,055 --> 00:30:34,784
What?
531
00:30:35,775 --> 00:30:37,743
That he died.
532
00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:44,422
I can't believe this.
What, Dad is alive?
533
00:30:44,495 --> 00:30:45,781
Yeah.
534
00:30:45,855 --> 00:30:49,416
What mother tells their
children that their father died
535
00:30:49,495 --> 00:30:51,463
during a routine colonoscopy, to what?
536
00:30:51,535 --> 00:30:54,345
To save them from inconvenience?
537
00:30:54,415 --> 00:30:57,180
No, no, it was
a complicated situation, Imogene. Okay?
538
00:30:57,255 --> 00:30:59,826
I was trying
to protect you guys.
539
00:30:59,935 --> 00:31:02,745
I wanted you to
grow up feeling good about yourselves.
540
00:31:02,855 --> 00:31:04,345
What happened to him?
541
00:31:04,415 --> 00:31:06,304
Somebody told me that he wrote a book.
542
00:31:08,215 --> 00:31:09,421
Oh, wait, Imogene.
543
00:31:09,495 --> 00:31:11,941
Wait. Oh, come on.
544
00:31:14,775 --> 00:31:16,504
What are you going to do?
545
00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:17,781
Wait!
546
00:31:17,855 --> 00:31:19,186
Imogene.
547
00:31:21,655 --> 00:31:23,020
Immy, wait.
548
00:31:23,095 --> 00:31:27,145
Ralph, was that boat
moored out there yesterday?
549
00:31:27,255 --> 00:31:28,984
Imogene, please.
550
00:31:29,855 --> 00:31:32,381
Imogene, honey. I need my car today.
551
00:31:32,455 --> 00:31:34,822
I have a free spin on the Lucky Wheel!
552
00:31:34,895 --> 00:31:37,296
Hey, wait. Honey, please.
Hey, unlock the door, okay?
553
00:31:38,455 --> 00:31:41,823
The jackpot is a cruise to Jamaica!
We could all go together!
554
00:31:42,295 --> 00:31:43,456
Hey...
555
00:31:44,735 --> 00:31:48,103
Honey, please don't kill
yourself over this.
556
00:31:48,935 --> 00:31:50,460
I love you.
557
00:31:59,015 --> 00:32:00,255
Oh, can I help you?
558
00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:01,575
I hope so.
559
00:32:01,655 --> 00:32:03,419
Um, do you have anything written
by Maxwell P. Duncan?
560
00:32:03,495 --> 00:32:05,623
P. Duncan.
Let's look it up.
561
00:32:06,095 --> 00:32:07,335
That's a "C", right?
562
00:32:07,415 --> 00:32:08,462
That's a
563
00:32:08,535 --> 00:32:09,582
And not a
564
00:32:09,655 --> 00:32:10,736
- No, it's a
- Oh.
565
00:32:10,815 --> 00:32:12,260
No, sorry. You just pressed
566
00:32:12,335 --> 00:32:13,461
You're right. Sorry about that.
567
00:32:13,535 --> 00:32:15,219
- Okay.
- D-U-N.
568
00:32:15,815 --> 00:32:17,101
Oh, there's lots of Duncans.
569
00:32:17,175 --> 00:32:18,700
P. Duncan. Maxwell P. Duncan.
570
00:32:18,775 --> 00:32:20,584
Are you okay?
571
00:32:20,655 --> 00:32:22,020
Yes. Thank you.
572
00:32:23,255 --> 00:32:26,099
P. Duncan, there it is.
We have one book.
573
00:32:26,535 --> 00:32:28,105
Uh, let's see.
574
00:32:29,335 --> 00:32:30,541
Where is it?
575
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:31,901
In the non-fiction.
576
00:32:33,535 --> 00:32:34,661
Hmm.
577
00:32:52,655 --> 00:32:54,578
"Maxwell P. Duncan
is a world-renowned expert
578
00:32:54,655 --> 00:32:57,499
"on the early colonial period
of American history.
579
00:32:57,575 --> 00:32:59,942
"Mr. Duncan has spoken on PBS and NPR.
580
00:33:00,055 --> 00:33:01,341
"He resides in...
581
00:33:02,735 --> 00:33:04,499
"New York City."
582
00:33:37,055 --> 00:33:38,580
Oh, no, you don't.
583
00:33:40,415 --> 00:33:42,224
Move it!
584
00:34:09,695 --> 00:34:11,026
I saw you in my rearview mirror,
585
00:34:11,095 --> 00:34:12,176
you weren't even paying attention!
586
00:34:12,295 --> 00:34:13,376
You were putting on makeup!
587
00:34:13,455 --> 00:34:16,026
I wasn't putting on makeup! Does it
look like I'm wearing makeup to you?
588
00:34:16,095 --> 00:34:17,221
Well, you're going to
have to pay for this.
589
00:34:17,295 --> 00:34:19,775
It's a couple of little scratches.
What is the big deal?
590
00:34:19,855 --> 00:34:22,142
Excuse me, it's a Porsche!
591
00:34:22,215 --> 00:34:23,865
Sir, it's a Boxster.
592
00:34:23,935 --> 00:34:25,903
You folks okay? You're
holding up traffic.
593
00:34:26,015 --> 00:34:28,461
No, sir. We're not okay,
actually, at all.
594
00:34:28,535 --> 00:34:31,141
This woman rear-ends me
while she's putting on makeup.
595
00:34:31,215 --> 00:34:32,740
My visor fell down!
596
00:34:32,855 --> 00:34:34,584
Can you both please show me
your driver's license,
597
00:34:34,655 --> 00:34:36,145
registration, and insurance cards?
598
00:34:36,215 --> 00:34:37,785
Sure thing, Officer.
599
00:34:40,535 --> 00:34:41,661
Is something wrong?
600
00:34:41,735 --> 00:34:43,146
Okay. First of all, I
wasn't putting on makeup!
601
00:34:43,215 --> 00:34:44,216
Ocean City?
602
00:34:44,295 --> 00:34:46,104
Imogene?
603
00:34:46,175 --> 00:34:47,665
Imogene Duncan?
604
00:34:47,735 --> 00:34:48,861
Yeah.
605
00:34:49,695 --> 00:34:52,380
It's me. It's Rex Rinaldi.
606
00:34:52,975 --> 00:34:54,136
From high school.
607
00:34:54,215 --> 00:34:55,660
T-Rex Rinaldi?
608
00:34:55,735 --> 00:34:57,897
You were my TA in my
dumb-bell math class.
609
00:34:57,975 --> 00:34:59,659
You said you couldn't go
to homecoming with me
610
00:34:59,775 --> 00:35:02,904
because it fell on the anniversary
of your father's death?
611
00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:04,741
- Yeah.
- Sure!
612
00:35:04,815 --> 00:35:05,816
Okay, yeah.
613
00:35:05,895 --> 00:35:07,101
Imogene Duncan!
614
00:35:07,175 --> 00:35:08,256
Here I am.
615
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:10,501
Can we do this please?
616
00:35:10,575 --> 00:35:12,145
- I have somewhere I'm supposed to be.
- Yeah. All right.
617
00:35:12,215 --> 00:35:13,546
Great, thank you.
618
00:35:14,895 --> 00:35:15,976
Do you have yours?
619
00:35:17,655 --> 00:35:19,623
You know, I live in Manhattan now,
620
00:35:19,735 --> 00:35:21,703
and I haven't really driven in years.
621
00:35:21,775 --> 00:35:24,062
Dispatch, I got to run a plate.
622
00:35:24,815 --> 00:35:26,021
Uh, New Jersey.
623
00:35:26,095 --> 00:35:28,701
- Umbrella-zero-alpha-eight-niner.
- Hey, Rex?
624
00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:34,939
I just want to say how brave and
selfless you are for what you do.
625
00:35:35,015 --> 00:35:36,176
Just all the citizens...
626
00:35:36,295 --> 00:35:37,456
Copy that.
627
00:35:37,695 --> 00:35:42,576
Uh, well, uh, it seems this car
has been reported as stolen.
628
00:35:42,735 --> 00:35:44,225
Oh, what is this?
629
00:35:44,295 --> 00:35:45,785
- What is this?
- Sir, I'm going to have to ask you
630
00:35:45,855 --> 00:35:47,778
to please keep your
comments to yourself.
631
00:35:47,855 --> 00:35:49,664
No, no, no, there's been a mistake.
632
00:35:49,735 --> 00:35:52,102
There's been a mistake.
This is my mother's car.
633
00:35:52,175 --> 00:35:56,385
Okay? And she lent it to me
to go visit my father.
634
00:35:56,455 --> 00:35:57,820
So it's not stolen.
635
00:35:57,895 --> 00:35:58,896
Right.
636
00:35:58,975 --> 00:36:00,306
That's wrong.
637
00:36:00,855 --> 00:36:02,425
I thought your father died?
638
00:36:03,415 --> 00:36:06,385
No, he did.
639
00:36:06,455 --> 00:36:08,537
I just found out today. I thought he...
640
00:36:09,175 --> 00:36:10,381
He has not died.
641
00:36:10,495 --> 00:36:12,497
Oh, I get it.
642
00:36:12,575 --> 00:36:14,543
He's alive when you need him to be.
643
00:36:14,615 --> 00:36:16,822
And then he's dead
when you have to blow someone off.
644
00:36:16,895 --> 00:36:19,341
No, no, no, no!
My mother told me that he died.
645
00:36:19,415 --> 00:36:22,180
And then, now I found
out that he's alive.
646
00:36:22,255 --> 00:36:23,302
Crock of shit!
647
00:36:23,375 --> 00:36:25,821
And I bet that if I asked
you out for a beer
648
00:36:25,895 --> 00:36:27,818
he'd probably die again, right?
649
00:36:27,895 --> 00:36:30,296
Well, obviously,
I hope that wouldn't be the case.
650
00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:33,106
But, given the fact that I don't
know what kind of health he's in,
651
00:36:33,175 --> 00:36:36,099
I mean that certainly
could be a possibility.
652
00:36:40,535 --> 00:36:42,424
- Duncan.
- What?
653
00:36:42,495 --> 00:36:43,576
You're out.
654
00:36:44,575 --> 00:36:45,861
Your mom dropped the charges.
655
00:36:51,495 --> 00:36:53,782
Oh, uh, good luck at Nationals.
656
00:36:54,415 --> 00:36:56,179
You hit someone in a Porsche?
657
00:36:56,255 --> 00:36:58,542
Quit changing the subject.
You had me arrested!
658
00:36:58,615 --> 00:37:01,539
Come on, honey.
It was for your own good, okay?
659
00:37:01,615 --> 00:37:04,016
I knew how upset you were, and when
you didn't come back for a while,
660
00:37:04,095 --> 00:37:06,496
I was afraid you
were going to stop on the train tracks.
661
00:37:06,575 --> 00:37:08,703
You know, George told me the
best way to find someone
662
00:37:08,775 --> 00:37:10,220
is accuse them of a crime.
663
00:37:10,295 --> 00:37:12,263
That's how they do it in the CIA.
664
00:37:12,335 --> 00:37:14,337
How was jail, Imogene?
665
00:37:14,415 --> 00:37:15,746
Disappointing.
666
00:37:21,615 --> 00:37:23,265
I know you think I
screwed up your life,
667
00:37:23,335 --> 00:37:25,702
but did you ever stop to think
that maybe having a dead father
668
00:37:25,775 --> 00:37:27,903
was better for you than
having a dead-beat one?
669
00:37:27,975 --> 00:37:29,340
Dead-beat?
670
00:37:29,415 --> 00:37:30,985
The man lives in New York City.
671
00:37:31,055 --> 00:37:32,659
He's a world-renowned expert
672
00:37:32,735 --> 00:37:34,260
on the early colonial period
of American history.
673
00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:36,906
- What?
- He's spoken in 29 countries.
674
00:37:36,975 --> 00:37:38,864
He's been interviewed on NPR and PBS.
675
00:37:38,935 --> 00:37:41,422
- Okay. Maybe he's found some success.
- Some success?
676
00:37:41,495 --> 00:37:43,800
- But that doesn't change who he is as a person.
- Is that Dad's book?
677
00:37:43,825 --> 00:37:44,374
Yes.
678
00:37:44,375 --> 00:37:45,501
It's called The Myth of Thanksgiving.
679
00:37:45,575 --> 00:37:47,623
- It's actually our father's second book.
- Thanksgiving is a myth?
680
00:37:47,695 --> 00:37:48,856
- What?
- Yeah, amongst other things.
681
00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:50,420
Oh, get out of here.
Your father wrote a book
682
00:37:50,495 --> 00:37:52,065
on how Thanksgiving never happened?
683
00:37:52,135 --> 00:37:54,786
Yeah. You know,
we embrace it as this national holiday,
684
00:37:54,855 --> 00:37:56,778
but actually it was a
political spin job.
685
00:37:56,895 --> 00:37:58,659
Did it say who invented pumpkin pie?
686
00:37:58,735 --> 00:38:00,385
Don't laugh. No, it didn't say
who invented pumpkin pie.
687
00:38:00,455 --> 00:38:02,378
You know, I'm sorry,
but I'm not surprised.
688
00:38:02,455 --> 00:38:04,617
He always wanted
to ruin everything that was fun.
689
00:38:04,735 --> 00:38:06,578
Oh, yeah, Dad tried to ruin everything.
690
00:38:06,695 --> 00:38:09,858
Dad's only, like,
a very brilliant, accomplished man,
691
00:38:09,935 --> 00:38:11,380
who, you know what,
after we get reunited,
692
00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:12,945
is going to help me get on my feet
693
00:38:13,015 --> 00:38:14,426
and who is going to cherish me,
694
00:38:14,535 --> 00:38:17,015
and make up for the years of humiliation
695
00:38:17,095 --> 00:38:18,620
that I endured being your daughter.
696
00:38:18,695 --> 00:38:20,777
Oh, my God. Well, do
you have his address?
697
00:38:20,855 --> 00:38:22,584
No. I... What? No.
698
00:38:22,655 --> 00:38:24,862
But I'm gonna get it. And then
when I get it I'm gonna go there.
699
00:38:24,935 --> 00:38:26,096
And Ralph's going to come with me.
700
00:38:26,215 --> 00:38:27,376
Oh, no, I don't go past the boardwalk.
701
00:38:27,455 --> 00:38:29,822
You know, Imogene, a lot of people
had a worse mother than you.
702
00:38:29,895 --> 00:38:30,896
Like me.
703
00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:33,501
And one day when you're old,
you're gonna look back and realize that.
704
00:38:33,575 --> 00:38:35,623
When I'm old. And
hopefully, I can also die
705
00:38:35,695 --> 00:38:37,663
84 days around when Ralph dies,
706
00:38:37,735 --> 00:38:39,658
so we can combine our funerals.
707
00:38:56,855 --> 00:38:59,540
Hey, honey. Honey, come here.
708
00:38:59,615 --> 00:39:00,776
- Get over here.
- What?
709
00:39:00,855 --> 00:39:02,505
I have to tell you something.
710
00:39:02,575 --> 00:39:03,940
Are you guys coming?
711
00:39:04,015 --> 00:39:05,983
Uh, you just go on in. Turn on the TV.
712
00:39:06,055 --> 00:39:08,661
Okay, honey? We'll be there in a sec.
713
00:39:08,735 --> 00:39:12,501
Look. I know you got mad when I made
you do your birthday with Ralph.
714
00:39:12,575 --> 00:39:15,216
No. I actually loved combining birthday
parties with Ralph. Really.
715
00:39:15,255 --> 00:39:16,535
It's one of my fondest memories.
716
00:39:16,575 --> 00:39:18,304
Well, I had to do that, okay?
717
00:39:18,375 --> 00:39:19,661
I had to put your parties together,
718
00:39:19,735 --> 00:39:22,659
or else Ralph would
have had no one at his.
719
00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:24,737
Your friends were humans.
720
00:39:24,855 --> 00:39:27,825
His friends were lizards
or crabs or whatever.
721
00:39:27,935 --> 00:39:30,586
We all had to make sacrifices for Ralph.
722
00:39:37,055 --> 00:39:38,386
Good night.
723
00:40:03,215 --> 00:40:04,865
Ralph!
724
00:40:08,735 --> 00:40:10,146
Uh, Eugenia.
725
00:40:10,215 --> 00:40:11,865
You got a minute for the Bousche?
726
00:40:12,495 --> 00:40:13,701
It's Imogene.
727
00:40:13,775 --> 00:40:17,018
Listen, I've been meaning to
talk to you because I'm worried.
728
00:40:17,095 --> 00:40:19,143
You shouldn't be mad at your mother.
729
00:40:19,215 --> 00:40:22,105
Really? And what
exactly qualifies you to say that to me,
730
00:40:22,175 --> 00:40:25,622
considering I've
known you for what, 40 hours?
731
00:40:26,455 --> 00:40:29,538
Because she's been through
a very hard time.
732
00:40:29,615 --> 00:40:31,617
- And she loves you.
- No. Of course she does.
733
00:40:31,695 --> 00:40:34,585
That's why
she had me arrested for stealing her car
734
00:40:34,655 --> 00:40:36,145
and lied to me about my father.
735
00:40:36,215 --> 00:40:38,536
Sometimes information needs
to be kept classified.
736
00:40:38,615 --> 00:40:41,858
Okay, look, no offense, but this is
really between me and my family.
737
00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:43,706
I am part of your family now.
738
00:40:44,895 --> 00:40:48,104
Now, I may look a little
young for the gig,
739
00:40:48,175 --> 00:40:49,904
but in the samurai tradition,
740
00:40:49,975 --> 00:40:51,420
when a man loves a woman,
741
00:40:51,495 --> 00:40:55,261
he automatically becomes
a spiritual guardian for her offspring.
742
00:40:55,335 --> 00:40:58,896
So, what, you're a samurai now, too?
743
00:40:58,975 --> 00:41:02,661
Oh, I've been a samurai for 25 years.
You didn't know that?
744
00:41:02,735 --> 00:41:05,898
No. I didn't. 25, wow.
745
00:41:05,975 --> 00:41:08,023
- That's a long time.
- Yeah.
746
00:41:08,095 --> 00:41:12,259
But thank you,
I think me and my spirit are just fine.
747
00:41:12,335 --> 00:41:14,542
Are you sure about that?
748
00:41:14,615 --> 00:41:16,140
That's not what I'm getting.
749
00:41:16,215 --> 00:41:18,297
I'm getting resistance.
750
00:41:18,375 --> 00:41:19,501
Yeah. Little bit.
751
00:41:20,295 --> 00:41:21,865
That's accurate.
752
00:41:27,495 --> 00:41:29,463
What's the password?
753
00:41:30,415 --> 00:41:32,258
Spuds McKenzie?
754
00:41:34,775 --> 00:41:37,255
Spuds McKenzie.
755
00:41:37,335 --> 00:41:39,781
You may enter.
756
00:41:44,015 --> 00:41:45,585
Wow!
757
00:41:46,815 --> 00:41:48,385
Oh, wow, your room...
758
00:41:52,015 --> 00:41:53,096
Um...
759
00:41:54,615 --> 00:41:57,858
Oh, this was so sweet of you,
but I think I should give this back.
760
00:41:57,935 --> 00:41:59,016
Why don't you want her?
761
00:41:59,895 --> 00:42:01,863
I kind of got a lot going on right now.
762
00:42:01,935 --> 00:42:04,097
I don't really think I'd be
a very good crab mom.
763
00:42:04,615 --> 00:42:08,176
Well, then maybe you could
be her crab buddy.
764
00:42:09,255 --> 00:42:11,906
Um... Yeah. I don't think
I'd be a very good crab buddy either.
765
00:42:12,535 --> 00:42:15,061
Plus I think she misses you. See.
766
00:42:18,255 --> 00:42:19,381
Mmm-hmm.
767
00:42:21,695 --> 00:42:23,060
Hey, Ralph.
768
00:42:26,935 --> 00:42:28,539
Do you have any money
you think you can loan me?
769
00:42:28,615 --> 00:42:29,821
What for?
770
00:42:29,895 --> 00:42:33,377
So I can go back to New York.
And pay my landlord.
771
00:42:33,455 --> 00:42:35,617
And try to find Dad.
772
00:42:36,735 --> 00:42:39,386
You do want me to find Dad, don't you?
773
00:42:41,895 --> 00:42:44,102
Don't you think it would be cool if
774
00:42:44,175 --> 00:42:47,622
no matter where you were in the world,
you were already home?
775
00:42:48,415 --> 00:42:52,136
Or precisely, that you were just as
safe as you are in your own home,
776
00:42:52,215 --> 00:42:54,900
even when you're not there?
777
00:42:55,815 --> 00:42:59,137
Uh, yeah. Sure, yeah. I guess so.
778
00:42:59,535 --> 00:43:00,536
Um...
779
00:43:00,655 --> 00:43:01,736
Here, sit down.
780
00:43:01,815 --> 00:43:03,146
- Huh? Oh.
- Sit down.
781
00:43:04,455 --> 00:43:05,900
Since the dawn of time,
782
00:43:05,975 --> 00:43:08,296
soft-bellied creatures have been jealous
783
00:43:08,455 --> 00:43:11,823
of mollusks' ability to self-preserve.
784
00:43:12,655 --> 00:43:15,704
But they don't have to be anymore.
785
00:43:29,455 --> 00:43:30,456
I made this.
786
00:43:32,095 --> 00:43:33,221
- Really?
- Yeah.
787
00:43:33,295 --> 00:43:36,981
It has all the amenities
of a typical mollusk's home,
788
00:43:37,055 --> 00:43:39,945
but this one is made of top-grade,
bullet-proof fiberglass,
789
00:43:40,015 --> 00:43:42,985
and I've coated it with
Cyber-Flexx plastic.
790
00:43:43,055 --> 00:43:46,218
It's comfortable enough
for extended use,
791
00:43:46,295 --> 00:43:49,822
and it even has wireless
Internet capability.
792
00:43:49,895 --> 00:43:50,942
What?
793
00:43:51,015 --> 00:43:52,176
I call it "The Human Shell."
794
00:43:55,775 --> 00:43:57,106
Wow.
795
00:43:57,175 --> 00:43:59,064
- May I?
- Yeah, you can touch.
796
00:44:00,335 --> 00:44:01,302
What's it for?
797
00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:03,503
You put it on your back.
798
00:44:03,575 --> 00:44:06,055
And then if you ever need protection
799
00:44:06,135 --> 00:44:08,536
or you want to hide or whatever,
800
00:44:08,615 --> 00:44:11,858
you just pull it down on yourself.
801
00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:13,776
Oh.
802
00:44:23,215 --> 00:44:24,216
Ralph?
803
00:44:28,895 --> 00:44:31,375
Hey, Lee! Hey, wait.
804
00:44:32,695 --> 00:44:33,776
Hey.
805
00:44:33,855 --> 00:44:36,745
Wait! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Wait!
806
00:44:40,855 --> 00:44:42,505
Take me to New York.
807
00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:45,016
No.
808
00:44:45,135 --> 00:44:46,216
Why?
809
00:44:46,295 --> 00:44:48,582
Because I have things to do.
810
00:44:49,175 --> 00:44:52,224
Fine. Fine. Then I will stay
here and I will kill myself
811
00:44:52,295 --> 00:44:53,456
and it'll be all your fault.
812
00:44:53,535 --> 00:44:55,936
And I will specifically
mention your name in the letter,
813
00:44:56,015 --> 00:44:57,346
which, apparently, I am
very good at writing.
814
00:44:57,415 --> 00:45:00,498
Wow. You're really
gonna show me, aren't you? Jeez.
815
00:45:09,615 --> 00:45:11,140
All right, I'll tell you what.
816
00:45:12,655 --> 00:45:13,702
Here.
817
00:45:13,775 --> 00:45:16,779
- Why are you giving me a quarter?
- Just call it.
818
00:45:17,055 --> 00:45:18,466
My sanity hangs in the balance,
819
00:45:18,535 --> 00:45:20,776
and this is how you're deciding if
you're gonna take me or not?
820
00:45:20,855 --> 00:45:22,300
Yeah. Do you want me call it
or should you call it?
821
00:45:22,375 --> 00:45:23,376
- What's it going to be?
- Tails.
822
00:45:23,455 --> 00:45:24,866
Tails. All right.
823
00:45:25,695 --> 00:45:26,776
Here's hoping.
824
00:45:27,415 --> 00:45:28,496
Oh.
825
00:45:28,695 --> 00:45:29,742
You know what? Forget it.
826
00:45:29,815 --> 00:45:33,615
Just forget it. I don't need this from
some, like, happy-go-lucky simpleton...
827
00:45:33,695 --> 00:45:34,696
"Happy-go-lucky"?
828
00:45:34,775 --> 00:45:36,903
...who thinks
it's really funny to taunt someone
829
00:45:36,975 --> 00:45:39,137
who's on the brink of
a mental breakdown,
830
00:45:39,215 --> 00:45:40,899
who is literally reeling
from the shock of her life!
831
00:45:40,975 --> 00:45:43,296
Will you relax? Just relax.
832
00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:45,422
It's tails.
833
00:45:45,495 --> 00:45:46,826
Okay?
834
00:45:48,495 --> 00:45:50,065
You're going to New York.
835
00:46:07,255 --> 00:46:09,940
I'm sorry I called you
a simpleton before.
836
00:46:10,215 --> 00:46:12,104
What about happy-go-lucky?
837
00:46:13,335 --> 00:46:14,541
Yeah. That, too, I guess.
838
00:46:15,095 --> 00:46:16,585
And thanks for doing this for me.
839
00:46:16,655 --> 00:46:18,783
I'm actually doing this for myself.
840
00:46:18,895 --> 00:46:21,739
Because now I can ask you to do, like,
anything and you have to do it.
841
00:46:21,855 --> 00:46:24,938
Okay, well, I'm not planning on
ever seeing you again after today
842
00:46:25,015 --> 00:46:26,255
ever in my life, so, great.
843
00:46:27,695 --> 00:46:28,935
Sounds like a plan.
844
00:46:33,535 --> 00:46:36,345
Okay. So, what's your story?
845
00:46:36,455 --> 00:46:38,298
My story? Um...
846
00:46:38,415 --> 00:46:42,704
Well, I grew up in Pennsylvania.
Went to college when I was 17.
847
00:46:42,775 --> 00:46:44,379
Where?
848
00:46:44,455 --> 00:46:46,059
Uh, Yale.
849
00:46:46,695 --> 00:46:47,901
You did not go to Yale.
850
00:46:47,975 --> 00:46:49,136
Okay.
851
00:46:49,215 --> 00:46:50,899
I didn't go to Yale.
852
00:46:51,375 --> 00:46:52,376
Um...
853
00:46:53,095 --> 00:46:57,225
Then I moved to Philly
and sang in a shitty band.
854
00:46:57,295 --> 00:46:59,297
Bussed tables for a while.
855
00:46:59,375 --> 00:47:01,264
And then this guy I knew
856
00:47:01,335 --> 00:47:04,578
had an audition
to be in a show at the Oasis Casino.
857
00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:06,942
I went with him, and the
next thing you know,
858
00:47:07,015 --> 00:47:08,380
I got the job.
859
00:47:08,895 --> 00:47:09,976
Does he hate you?
860
00:47:10,055 --> 00:47:12,137
No. I don't think he hates me.
861
00:47:12,215 --> 00:47:13,341
I would hate you.
862
00:47:13,415 --> 00:47:16,498
Yeah, but you hate everybody.
863
00:47:21,015 --> 00:47:23,143
So, what's your story?
864
00:47:24,335 --> 00:47:26,303
Have you ever heard of
Douglas J. Hollingsworth?
865
00:47:27,535 --> 00:47:30,266
Well, every year
he awards someone a $30,000 grant
866
00:47:30,335 --> 00:47:32,258
to write a play that he will produce.
867
00:47:32,335 --> 00:47:34,986
And in 2004 he picked me.
868
00:47:36,655 --> 00:47:38,657
And my whole world opened up.
869
00:47:39,295 --> 00:47:41,024
I met Dara, who was on the board.
870
00:47:41,095 --> 00:47:43,177
She introduced me to my boyfriend,
871
00:47:43,255 --> 00:47:45,337
and it just felt like
everything was starting.
872
00:47:47,215 --> 00:47:50,378
But when I actually sat down to write,
nothing good came out.
873
00:47:50,455 --> 00:47:55,461
So I just went shopping with my friends
and went on vacations.
874
00:47:56,095 --> 00:47:59,542
And when the year was up,
I didn't have a play to produce.
875
00:47:59,615 --> 00:48:01,902
So why don't you just
finish something now?
876
00:48:01,975 --> 00:48:03,704
Because nobody cares now.
877
00:48:03,775 --> 00:48:05,220
It's over.
878
00:48:17,935 --> 00:48:19,585
You know, you're lucky
you're back in New York.
879
00:48:19,655 --> 00:48:23,023
I was going to force you to come
see my show tomorrow as payback.
880
00:48:23,095 --> 00:48:25,575
Sorry, but I am never
crossing the Hudson again.
881
00:48:25,655 --> 00:48:29,102
Come on, do you really think New
York is that much better?
882
00:48:29,175 --> 00:48:32,497
Yeah. You kidding?
Come on, New York has everything.
883
00:48:33,935 --> 00:48:35,858
Central Park, when it snows.
884
00:48:35,935 --> 00:48:37,016
Okay, yeah.
885
00:48:37,095 --> 00:48:38,779
Bergdorf's.
886
00:48:38,855 --> 00:48:42,746
Everyone here dresses so beautifully,
and they're intelligent.
887
00:48:42,815 --> 00:48:44,704
It's like they have
this swagger of, like,
888
00:48:44,775 --> 00:48:46,976
"I finished the New York Times
crossword puzzle in pen."
889
00:48:48,535 --> 00:48:49,661
Huh.
890
00:48:50,615 --> 00:48:51,616
Wow, okay.
891
00:48:51,695 --> 00:48:53,504
Not all of them, but...
892
00:48:55,175 --> 00:48:57,382
Hey, Joe, can I get a spare key?
893
00:48:57,455 --> 00:48:58,695
I lost mine.
894
00:48:59,015 --> 00:49:00,585
Uh, Miss Duncan, I can't.
895
00:49:00,655 --> 00:49:02,817
I'm afraid I can't let you up there.
896
00:49:02,935 --> 00:49:04,296
What do you mean? What's going on?
897
00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:06,106
You should talk to Mr. Bill.
898
00:49:06,335 --> 00:49:07,382
What?
899
00:49:07,455 --> 00:49:10,902
Joe, that's my apartment.
All my stuff is up there.
900
00:49:10,975 --> 00:49:12,455
I need to get up there. I live there!
901
00:49:12,495 --> 00:49:14,065
I can't. You should talk to him.
902
00:49:14,575 --> 00:49:15,701
Sorry.
903
00:49:16,535 --> 00:49:18,742
They can't do that! That can't be legal.
904
00:49:18,815 --> 00:49:21,386
It's not fair!
You can't just randomly evict someone
905
00:49:21,495 --> 00:49:26,057
and ban them from even entering
their place of residence
906
00:49:26,135 --> 00:49:28,581
just because of a recent,
financial hardship.
907
00:49:29,335 --> 00:49:30,666
Who are you texting?
908
00:49:30,735 --> 00:49:31,861
Your mom.
909
00:49:31,935 --> 00:49:33,699
Just to let her know you're okay.
910
00:49:36,335 --> 00:49:39,817
Oh! Uh, listen, when we get into
Dara's, uh, don't introduce yourself.
911
00:49:39,895 --> 00:49:41,659
I'll just do it.
912
00:49:41,735 --> 00:49:43,544
How about I just stay outside?
913
00:49:43,615 --> 00:49:46,221
Okay. Well, I'll be back, either way.
914
00:49:47,535 --> 00:49:50,220
Hey, Dara, it's me.
I really need to talk to you.
915
00:49:50,695 --> 00:49:51,821
It's Imogene.
916
00:49:51,895 --> 00:49:53,738
What should I do?
917
00:49:56,975 --> 00:49:58,625
- Hi.
- Oh, thank God you're home!
918
00:49:58,695 --> 00:50:01,346
Imogene. I thought that
you were in New Jersey with your family?
919
00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:04,464
Yes. Well, mercifully,
I've been given a reprieve.
920
00:50:06,935 --> 00:50:07,982
Can I come in?
921
00:50:08,535 --> 00:50:10,378
Um... We're not dressed.
922
00:50:10,775 --> 00:50:14,143
Oh, okay. Well, can't
you put something on?
923
00:50:14,255 --> 00:50:17,657
Uh, you know what? Maybe it's
just better if we talk like this.
924
00:50:17,735 --> 00:50:19,658
How have you been doing?
925
00:50:19,735 --> 00:50:23,342
I'm great. I just found out
that my father is still alive.
926
00:50:23,415 --> 00:50:25,179
- Oh, my God.
- I know!
927
00:50:25,255 --> 00:50:26,825
- Do you know where he is?
- Yes.
928
00:50:26,935 --> 00:50:29,745
He is in New York.
And he is successful. He wrote this.
929
00:50:31,295 --> 00:50:34,538
Um, anyway, the point is
I cannot go back to New Jersey.
930
00:50:34,615 --> 00:50:35,980
And my landlord is not letting me
931
00:50:36,055 --> 00:50:37,341
into my apartment right now. So...
932
00:50:37,415 --> 00:50:39,224
That's terrible. Where
are you going to stay?
933
00:50:39,295 --> 00:50:41,218
She is not staying here.
934
00:50:42,055 --> 00:50:43,056
Um...
935
00:50:43,135 --> 00:50:46,059
I was hoping that
maybe I could stay with you,
936
00:50:46,135 --> 00:50:47,625
just until Peter and I patch things up,
937
00:50:47,695 --> 00:50:50,096
or until I locate my father,
whichever comes first.
938
00:50:50,175 --> 00:50:51,665
Close the door!
939
00:50:52,855 --> 00:50:55,506
Honestly, I would be
absolutely fine with it,
940
00:50:55,575 --> 00:50:57,065
but James has a very weird thing
941
00:50:57,135 --> 00:50:59,217
about non-blood-related people
staying with us.
942
00:50:59,295 --> 00:51:02,583
I would not be asking you this
unless it was an absolute emergency.
943
00:51:02,655 --> 00:51:04,259
- I have nowhere else to go.
- I know.
944
00:51:04,335 --> 00:51:06,702
And I really, really,
really wanna be there for you right now,
945
00:51:06,775 --> 00:51:10,018
and if it was anything else
I would absolutely say yes, but I...
946
00:51:10,095 --> 00:51:13,019
I promise I won't be any trouble at all.
I won't even talk, I promise.
947
00:51:13,095 --> 00:51:14,426
Dara!
948
00:51:15,095 --> 00:51:17,905
Okay, I'm so sorry.
I have to close the door right now.
949
00:51:17,975 --> 00:51:19,056
And I really understand
950
00:51:19,135 --> 00:51:20,899
if you're not able
to come to the book launch party.
951
00:51:20,975 --> 00:51:23,057
I just want you to focus
on getting better.
952
00:51:23,135 --> 00:51:25,137
- But that's...
- And I love you so much.
953
00:51:25,215 --> 00:51:26,580
Please. Please.
Please. Dara!
954
00:51:38,335 --> 00:51:41,339
Oh, man, it's really gonna pour.
955
00:51:50,295 --> 00:51:51,501
On, my God.
956
00:51:51,575 --> 00:51:54,499
Okay, just hold on, Bubba.
957
00:51:54,575 --> 00:51:57,021
Get the rubber suit on!
958
00:51:57,095 --> 00:51:59,177
We're almost there.
959
00:51:59,255 --> 00:52:01,223
- Get your arm in!
- Are you guys okay?
960
00:52:03,495 --> 00:52:05,259
The lights!
The lights went out from the storm.
961
00:52:05,335 --> 00:52:08,339
Okay, if anyone
has any jewelry or silverware on them,
962
00:52:08,415 --> 00:52:10,144
- stay away from the windows.
- Why? Why?
963
00:52:10,215 --> 00:52:12,616
Well, we were eating
Chinese food with forks, and he sparked.
964
00:52:12,695 --> 00:52:14,584
- Almost blew up the house!
- From Chinese food?
965
00:52:14,655 --> 00:52:15,986
No, no, no. From the metal.
966
00:52:16,055 --> 00:52:17,341
I'm gonna get some candles.
967
00:52:17,415 --> 00:52:19,099
See, he's been
struck by lightning three times,
968
00:52:19,215 --> 00:52:21,616
which officially makes him a conduit.
969
00:52:21,695 --> 00:52:23,026
Tell her what a conduit is.
970
00:52:23,135 --> 00:52:24,421
No, I know what a conduit is.
971
00:52:25,095 --> 00:52:26,142
Okay. Okay.
972
00:52:27,255 --> 00:52:28,780
How do you feel?
973
00:52:33,015 --> 00:52:36,303
I had the distinct
feeling that I was in movement.
974
00:52:36,375 --> 00:52:40,460
Do you know blackness movement?
975
00:52:40,535 --> 00:52:41,696
How long did it last?
976
00:52:41,775 --> 00:52:45,302
Ralph, when you're moving
through other dimensions,
977
00:52:45,375 --> 00:52:47,662
you can't measure time
in an earthly way.
978
00:52:47,735 --> 00:52:49,305
Okay. Hi.
979
00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:52,618
Is there any possibility
you can take your campfire tales
980
00:52:52,695 --> 00:52:53,981
to another more isolated
part of the house?
981
00:52:54,055 --> 00:52:56,262
No, Imogene. This is the center.
982
00:52:56,375 --> 00:52:58,298
It's the only place George is safe.
983
00:52:58,535 --> 00:53:00,575
All right, now,
just go ahead and finish your story.
984
00:53:00,615 --> 00:53:03,983
The electricity had vaporized
nearly every hair on my body.
985
00:53:04,055 --> 00:53:06,899
It took me a year and a half
to grow my eyebrows back.
986
00:53:06,975 --> 00:53:08,977
And the local villagers were able to
987
00:53:09,095 --> 00:53:11,336
hoist me up on top of the elephant,
988
00:53:11,415 --> 00:53:12,462
and at the end,
989
00:53:12,535 --> 00:53:14,458
I was pronounced dead.
990
00:53:41,055 --> 00:53:43,979
Hi, yes. Is there an M. Duncan
available, please?
991
00:53:44,055 --> 00:53:45,341
My briefcase?
992
00:53:45,415 --> 00:53:46,462
Where's my briefcase?
993
00:53:46,535 --> 00:53:48,424
It's in the closet, honey, like always.
994
00:53:48,495 --> 00:53:50,575
Oh, well, do you know
if he's a world-renowned author
995
00:53:50,615 --> 00:53:52,026
and an expert on the
early colonial period?
996
00:53:52,095 --> 00:53:53,381
Are you sure
you don't want something for the road?
997
00:53:53,455 --> 00:53:54,616
No, "colonial"?
998
00:53:54,695 --> 00:53:55,776
No.
999
00:53:55,895 --> 00:53:57,021
Hello?
1000
00:53:57,095 --> 00:53:58,416
I don't want to get weighed down.
1001
00:53:58,935 --> 00:54:01,142
No. I got to keep light on my toes.
1002
00:54:01,215 --> 00:54:02,975
All right, don't forget
to be careful, Bubba.
1003
00:54:04,495 --> 00:54:06,463
Somebody should tell
those Romanians that.
1004
00:54:12,255 --> 00:54:14,826
I'll make you something for later.
What do you want?
1005
00:54:14,895 --> 00:54:17,216
Turkey cheese? Huh?
1006
00:54:18,455 --> 00:54:19,900
Extra mayo?
1007
00:54:19,975 --> 00:54:21,864
- Yeah.
- Be careful, Bubba.
1008
00:54:23,815 --> 00:54:24,896
Where's he going?
1009
00:54:24,975 --> 00:54:28,741
Ralph, you know you can't ask that, honey.
It's a secret mission.
1010
00:54:28,815 --> 00:54:31,136
- He's going to have sex with another woman.
- Oh!
1011
00:54:31,215 --> 00:54:32,296
Don't start with me!
1012
00:54:32,375 --> 00:54:35,265
Mom, the guy is a compulsive liar.
1013
00:54:35,335 --> 00:54:37,099
You really believe all that CIA shit?
1014
00:54:37,175 --> 00:54:40,145
I mean, he told us
he's a time-traveling samurai.
1015
00:54:40,215 --> 00:54:43,139
George doesn't lie. He's just lived a
life so exciting it sounds made up.
1016
00:54:43,215 --> 00:54:44,262
That's because it is!
1017
00:54:44,335 --> 00:54:46,941
Imogene. Um, can I...
1018
00:54:47,015 --> 00:54:48,744
He doesn't lie. He never lied to me.
1019
00:54:48,815 --> 00:54:50,499
Are you doing anything today?
1020
00:54:50,615 --> 00:54:52,777
Uh, I don't know. Why?
1021
00:54:52,855 --> 00:54:56,655
I was just wondering if you could help me
with my ultimate... My ultimate plan.
1022
00:54:56,735 --> 00:54:58,260
- What? Ultimate plan?
- Yeah, this.
1023
00:54:58,335 --> 00:55:00,019
That's me, okay?
1024
00:55:00,095 --> 00:55:01,506
- This is gonna be you.
- Uh-huh.
1025
00:55:01,575 --> 00:55:02,736
And you're gonna do it?
1026
00:55:02,815 --> 00:55:05,261
You'll do it. Okay. Great, great. Okay.
1027
00:55:14,175 --> 00:55:15,540
That's her.
That's her right there.
1028
00:55:15,615 --> 00:55:16,821
That's her. Don't look. Don't look.
Don't look.
1029
00:55:16,895 --> 00:55:17,942
Back at me.
1030
00:55:18,015 --> 00:55:19,255
We're a good pair, right?
1031
00:55:19,335 --> 00:55:20,621
Are you sure this is going to work?
1032
00:55:20,695 --> 00:55:22,135
What if she finds out we're related?
1033
00:55:22,815 --> 00:55:23,816
How would that happen?
1034
00:55:23,895 --> 00:55:25,101
What if she sees a photograph?
1035
00:55:25,815 --> 00:55:26,941
I'll cut out your face.
1036
00:55:27,775 --> 00:55:29,140
Imogene! Look, I'll give you $20.
1037
00:55:29,215 --> 00:55:30,341
No, no, no, no.
1038
00:55:31,975 --> 00:55:33,386
Just give it to me later.
1039
00:55:35,015 --> 00:55:37,586
Are you going now?
You're going right now?
1040
00:55:37,655 --> 00:55:39,020
Okay.
1041
00:55:44,015 --> 00:55:45,016
Hi.
1042
00:55:45,095 --> 00:55:46,301
Hey.
1043
00:55:46,375 --> 00:55:47,422
Can I help you?
1044
00:55:47,615 --> 00:55:50,698
Um, yeah, Ralph Duncan
referred me to you.
1045
00:55:50,775 --> 00:55:52,379
- Oh, yeah?
- He said to check out
1046
00:55:52,455 --> 00:55:53,866
your glitter expression.
1047
00:55:53,935 --> 00:55:55,346
That's sweet of him.
1048
00:55:56,255 --> 00:55:57,256
Hey.
1049
00:55:58,575 --> 00:56:00,100
Do you want a demonstration?
1050
00:56:00,175 --> 00:56:01,336
Oh, I don't...
1051
00:56:01,415 --> 00:56:02,541
Do you want to look around?
1052
00:56:02,615 --> 00:56:05,095
Peruse. No pressure.
1053
00:56:07,015 --> 00:56:08,616
So, do you want to
know how I know Ralph?
1054
00:56:08,655 --> 00:56:10,783
What? Are you guys,
like, related or something?
1055
00:56:10,935 --> 00:56:12,096
Ew! Ugh!
1056
00:56:12,295 --> 00:56:14,775
Gross. I'm so attracted to him.
1057
00:56:14,855 --> 00:56:16,935
That's why I'm saying that,
because that'd be creepy.
1058
00:56:16,975 --> 00:56:19,057
Oh. So did you guys hook up?
1059
00:56:19,135 --> 00:56:20,296
No.
1060
00:56:21,255 --> 00:56:24,418
- Though I've prayed about it. Many times.
- Mmm-hmm.
1061
00:56:25,375 --> 00:56:27,377
Had graphic fantasies.
1062
00:56:28,535 --> 00:56:30,299
Real graphic stuff.
1063
00:56:31,015 --> 00:56:32,540
You know, he gave me crabs.
1064
00:56:33,215 --> 00:56:35,217
Oh, you trying to make me jealous?
1065
00:56:36,215 --> 00:56:37,899
- No, not like those crabs.
- No, I know.
1066
00:56:38,015 --> 00:56:39,016
Come see.
1067
00:56:39,095 --> 00:56:40,620
Right. Yeah. Uh-huh.
1068
00:56:40,695 --> 00:56:43,175
Oh, yeah. Cute.
1069
00:56:43,255 --> 00:56:45,223
So, do you know what you want
your glitter expression to be,
1070
00:56:45,295 --> 00:56:46,820
or do you want me to do an assessment?
1071
00:56:46,895 --> 00:56:48,135
Oh, um...
1072
00:56:48,215 --> 00:56:50,536
What is a glitter expression, exactly?
1073
00:56:50,615 --> 00:56:52,379
You see, I like to think of glitter
1074
00:56:52,455 --> 00:56:54,184
as your alter-ego shining through.
1075
00:56:54,775 --> 00:56:58,302
It's like a sparkly expression
of who you are on the inside.
1076
00:56:58,375 --> 00:57:00,742
Oh. I never thought of it like that.
1077
00:57:00,815 --> 00:57:02,624
Like, for instance, on my boyfriend,
1078
00:57:02,695 --> 00:57:04,424
he's really into the Jets, right?
1079
00:57:04,495 --> 00:57:06,782
So he always has me
paint one on his face.
1080
00:57:06,855 --> 00:57:07,856
You have a boyfriend?
1081
00:57:07,935 --> 00:57:10,063
Yeah. Jason DelPino.
1082
00:57:11,295 --> 00:57:13,059
- Why, you know him?
- No. No.
1083
00:57:14,775 --> 00:57:16,459
Right, so since you don't know what
1084
00:57:16,535 --> 00:57:18,185
you want your glitter expression to be,
1085
00:57:18,255 --> 00:57:20,383
I'm just gonna
absorb your energy for a second,
1086
00:57:20,455 --> 00:57:22,742
and that way I
can paint something that best describes
1087
00:57:22,815 --> 00:57:24,385
who you are on the inside.
1088
00:57:24,455 --> 00:57:26,503
Oh, I can just get the cupcake.
1089
00:57:43,935 --> 00:57:46,256
Imogene, that
doesn't make any sense.
1090
00:57:46,375 --> 00:57:48,696
Allyson, she talks to
me when we're at work.
1091
00:57:48,775 --> 00:57:51,585
And one time she even asked me
if I thought she looked hot.
1092
00:57:51,695 --> 00:57:53,697
I bet if she didn't have a
boyfriend she'd be into it.
1093
00:57:53,775 --> 00:57:55,903
If she really liked me,
she would have an affair.
1094
00:57:55,975 --> 00:57:57,545
Maybe Allyson isn't the kind of person
1095
00:57:57,615 --> 00:58:00,095
who can recognize and appreciate
1096
00:58:00,175 --> 00:58:02,542
how special and unique you are.
1097
00:58:03,295 --> 00:58:05,218
She's the only girl I know besides Mom.
1098
00:58:05,295 --> 00:58:08,060
Well, maybe it's time you start thinking
1099
00:58:08,135 --> 00:58:10,263
about going farther than the boardwalk.
1100
00:58:11,295 --> 00:58:13,104
Having new experiences,
1101
00:58:13,175 --> 00:58:15,985
and meeting people
with whom you share things in common.
1102
00:58:16,055 --> 00:58:18,296
What kind of people
would I share things in common with?
1103
00:58:18,975 --> 00:58:22,536
Maybe Jacques Cousteau
has a granddaughter or something.
1104
00:58:22,615 --> 00:58:25,858
I don't know off the top of my head,
but all I'm saying is
1105
00:58:25,935 --> 00:58:28,586
there's a whole world
out there that you've never experienced.
1106
00:58:28,655 --> 00:58:31,306
You really think it's
worth experiencing?
1107
00:58:32,935 --> 00:58:34,300
Sometimes.
1108
00:59:00,815 --> 00:59:04,661
So now, our next group
really got it goin' on!
1109
00:59:04,735 --> 00:59:07,500
The original American superstars.
1110
00:59:07,575 --> 00:59:10,181
The... The... The... The...
1111
00:59:10,255 --> 00:59:12,098
Backstreet Boys!
1112
01:00:21,215 --> 01:00:24,185
My homeboys. The Backstreet Boys.
1113
01:00:30,455 --> 01:00:31,661
Hey.
1114
01:00:31,735 --> 01:00:34,056
I can't believe you made it.
What did you think?
1115
01:00:34,535 --> 01:00:35,661
Um...
1116
01:00:35,975 --> 01:00:38,137
it was fun. it was fun.
1117
01:00:39,255 --> 01:00:41,019
You look so different with makeup on.
1118
01:00:41,095 --> 01:00:42,301
Well, that's good, I think.
1119
01:00:42,375 --> 01:00:43,786
I wouldn't want a face that looks like
1120
01:00:43,855 --> 01:00:46,222
I'm wearing makeup all the time, right?
1121
01:00:46,935 --> 01:00:49,620
Um, listen, seriously,
thank you so much for coming.
1122
01:00:49,695 --> 01:00:51,379
I really appreciate it.
1123
01:00:51,455 --> 01:00:54,379
I think you actually brought
the head-count up to like 19.
1124
01:00:55,375 --> 01:00:57,139
Which is pretty cool.
1125
01:00:57,215 --> 01:01:00,503
Yeah. No problem. I owed you one.
So now we're even forever.
1126
01:01:00,575 --> 01:01:01,986
Forever.
1127
01:01:02,055 --> 01:01:04,103
Hey, Lee. Are you coming out with us?
1128
01:01:04,175 --> 01:01:05,620
Maybe.
1129
01:01:05,695 --> 01:01:07,106
I hope so.
1130
01:01:07,175 --> 01:01:08,620
Hey.
1131
01:01:09,775 --> 01:01:12,585
Okay, were Britney Spears
and Christina Aguilera the same person?
1132
01:01:12,655 --> 01:01:13,656
Yeah, they totally were.
1133
01:01:13,735 --> 01:01:14,736
I knew it!
1134
01:01:14,815 --> 01:01:18,581
So, what do you, uh, feel like doing?
1135
01:01:19,695 --> 01:01:21,857
Um, well, I'm probably
just gonna head back
1136
01:01:21,935 --> 01:01:23,664
and try to find my dad some more...
1137
01:01:23,735 --> 01:01:26,818
It's like 11:00, you sure about that?
1138
01:01:26,895 --> 01:01:28,420
You should come out with us.
1139
01:01:28,495 --> 01:01:32,181
Oh, gosh, that sounds like fun.
But I really should head back.
1140
01:01:32,255 --> 01:01:34,496
And I don't want my mom to worry.
1141
01:01:34,575 --> 01:01:35,736
Wow.
1142
01:01:36,175 --> 01:01:37,415
That's really sad,
1143
01:01:37,495 --> 01:01:40,942
because you're a writer and that's the
best excuse you can come up with.
1144
01:01:41,015 --> 01:01:44,098
All right, look, to be honest,
I don't really feel like going out.
1145
01:01:44,175 --> 01:01:46,337
And in addition to that, I don't drink,
1146
01:01:46,415 --> 01:01:48,383
and you and I
don't really know each other well enough
1147
01:01:48,455 --> 01:01:52,779
to determine whether we would even have
fun in a social setting together.
1148
01:01:52,855 --> 01:01:55,222
And, we're practically
from different generations.
1149
01:01:55,855 --> 01:01:58,222
You're right. No, you're
right, I agree with you there.
1150
01:01:58,335 --> 01:02:01,782
I mean, God forbid we went out and I
said something that was really lame
1151
01:02:01,855 --> 01:02:03,220
and you felt embarrassed for me,
1152
01:02:03,295 --> 01:02:04,535
and we had nothing to talk about.
1153
01:02:04,615 --> 01:02:06,504
- It'd be messy.
- Yeah.
1154
01:02:06,615 --> 01:02:07,696
I mean, I'm not being negative,
1155
01:02:07,775 --> 01:02:09,743
I'm just saying the
possibility certainly exists,
1156
01:02:09,815 --> 01:02:12,216
and for us not to
acknowledge that would be reckless.
1157
01:02:12,295 --> 01:02:15,105
No, I agree. I think
it would be reckless.
1158
01:02:15,175 --> 01:02:17,257
I think if we did that we'd probably
1159
01:02:17,335 --> 01:02:19,383
be taking like a gigantic risk.
1160
01:02:19,455 --> 01:02:21,298
- For sure.
- I agree.
1161
01:02:22,535 --> 01:02:23,821
Okay.
1162
01:02:23,895 --> 01:02:24,896
See you later.
1163
01:02:24,975 --> 01:02:28,377
But the thing about that is,
um, I don't give a shit.
1164
01:02:38,855 --> 01:02:40,345
I'm sorry this place is so loud,
1165
01:02:40,415 --> 01:02:42,417
but that's a good sign.
All my friends are here.
1166
01:02:42,855 --> 01:02:43,856
Hey!
1167
01:02:43,935 --> 01:02:45,937
- You wanna dance?
- No, thank you!
1168
01:02:49,975 --> 01:02:51,340
Hey
1169
01:02:51,655 --> 01:02:54,420
Well, well.
Look who finally made it.
1170
01:02:54,495 --> 01:02:56,577
All right, so this is Nick, that's Lucy,
1171
01:02:56,655 --> 01:02:59,545
Charlotte, Antonio, Sherry and Veronica.
1172
01:02:59,615 --> 01:03:01,185
Guys, this is Imogene.
1173
01:03:02,095 --> 01:03:03,938
- Hello.
- Yo!
1174
01:03:04,015 --> 01:03:07,337
Oh, my God.
I think my mom had that same vest!
1175
01:03:07,935 --> 01:03:08,936
Cool.
1176
01:03:09,015 --> 01:03:10,744
So, how do you guys know each other?
1177
01:03:10,815 --> 01:03:12,260
Uh, through her family.
1178
01:03:12,335 --> 01:03:13,905
Oh, is she, like, your aunt?
1179
01:03:13,975 --> 01:03:14,976
No.
1180
01:03:15,055 --> 01:03:16,136
Do you want a drink?
1181
01:03:16,215 --> 01:03:17,262
Charlotte, you guys want a drink?
1182
01:03:17,335 --> 01:03:18,541
You want a water, soda, something?
1183
01:03:18,615 --> 01:03:19,855
Pellegrino.
1184
01:03:19,935 --> 01:03:22,700
Hey, Lee, I'll take another
Jack and Coke now,
1185
01:03:22,775 --> 01:03:24,664
and I'll get you back later.
1186
01:03:26,015 --> 01:03:28,382
You know, I'm gonna have
a Long Island Iced Tea, too.
1187
01:03:28,455 --> 01:03:30,139
- A large.
- Oh.
1188
01:03:30,215 --> 01:03:32,297
I thought that you didn't drink?
1189
01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:34,298
Come on, man. You heard
what the lady said.
1190
01:03:34,375 --> 01:03:35,376
Get her some alcohol.
1191
01:03:35,455 --> 01:03:38,823
Yeah, you heard what the lady said.
Get me some alcohol.
1192
01:03:39,775 --> 01:03:42,062
Um... Okay, great.
1193
01:03:42,775 --> 01:03:44,140
All right.
1194
01:03:52,975 --> 01:03:55,945
This place has crazy lights.
1195
01:04:00,255 --> 01:04:05,580
I feel like I'm on fire,
but my thoughts are really slow.
1196
01:04:06,055 --> 01:04:07,819
How do you make it stop?
1197
01:04:07,895 --> 01:04:09,260
Drink more.
1198
01:04:14,295 --> 01:04:15,626
Okay, let's go dance. Come on.
1199
01:04:16,495 --> 01:04:18,056
- I don't want to dance here.
- Come on.
1200
01:04:18,095 --> 01:04:19,460
I don't like this song.
1201
01:05:16,215 --> 01:05:17,376
I should drink more.
1202
01:05:17,455 --> 01:05:18,866
Everyone is so nice.
1203
01:05:18,935 --> 01:05:20,300
I know, right?
1204
01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:23,663
And I forgot that
hanging out with regular people
1205
01:05:23,735 --> 01:05:27,262
could be such an enthralling experience.
1206
01:05:27,375 --> 01:05:30,060
I feel like I want to
expand my social circle
1207
01:05:30,135 --> 01:05:32,786
and get, like, acrylic
nails or something.
1208
01:05:32,855 --> 01:05:34,380
No, no. No acrylic nails.
1209
01:05:34,975 --> 01:05:36,386
Okay, seriously.
1210
01:05:37,655 --> 01:05:39,578
- Did you go to Yale?
- Yeah.
1211
01:05:39,655 --> 01:05:42,226
I really did. I went to Yale.
1212
01:05:42,295 --> 01:05:43,456
Okay, what did you study?
1213
01:05:43,535 --> 01:05:47,859
I majored in music and French history.
1214
01:05:47,935 --> 01:05:50,176
And my senior year I
was a Whiffenpoof.
1215
01:05:50,255 --> 01:05:52,144
- A what?
- You never heard of the Whiffenpoofs.
1216
01:05:52,215 --> 01:05:54,183
That is not... You're making up groups.
1217
01:05:54,255 --> 01:05:55,541
You never heard
of the Whiffenpoofs?
1218
01:05:55,655 --> 01:05:56,895
No, that's not a real thing!
1219
01:05:56,975 --> 01:05:59,023
That is absolute... All right.
1220
01:06:22,175 --> 01:06:23,859
Okay, I'm getting the parts wrong,
it doesn't matter.
1221
01:06:23,975 --> 01:06:26,342
It's better with the
gloves and the tuxedo.
1222
01:06:26,415 --> 01:06:27,496
- I'm coming up.
- Oh!
1223
01:06:29,735 --> 01:06:31,260
I get it. I get it.
That's very funny. Oh!
1224
01:06:31,335 --> 01:06:32,700
Okay.
1225
01:06:32,815 --> 01:06:34,385
I'm gonna fall if I stand on that.
1226
01:06:34,455 --> 01:06:35,502
You're gonna sit.
1227
01:06:36,815 --> 01:06:38,943
You're so good!
1228
01:06:39,015 --> 01:06:42,462
You are. You're such a great singer.
1229
01:06:42,575 --> 01:06:45,385
Why are you working in that shithole?
1230
01:06:45,495 --> 01:06:47,816
Because that shithole pays me.
1231
01:06:48,575 --> 01:06:51,818
I think... I think you should be famous.
1232
01:06:51,895 --> 01:06:54,819
I think you should be famous, too.
1233
01:06:55,735 --> 01:06:56,941
I do.
1234
01:06:57,015 --> 01:06:59,017
I almost was.
1235
01:06:59,135 --> 01:07:00,500
Kind of.
1236
01:07:00,575 --> 01:07:02,737
Well, no one told you to stop writing.
1237
01:07:03,735 --> 01:07:06,181
I think you're
just as good now as you were then.
1238
01:07:06,255 --> 01:07:08,826
You don't know what
you're talking about.
1239
01:07:09,895 --> 01:07:11,579
Actually, I do.
1240
01:07:11,655 --> 01:07:13,339
I do know what I'm talking about,
1241
01:07:13,415 --> 01:07:15,019
because I found your secret hole.
1242
01:07:15,455 --> 01:07:17,457
- Excuse me?
- Yeah, your secret hole.
1243
01:07:17,535 --> 01:07:21,017
Behind your bureau,
in your wall, in your room.
1244
01:07:21,095 --> 01:07:22,096
I...
1245
01:07:22,175 --> 01:07:25,577
I was moving stuff,
and I just found a bunch of your plays.
1246
01:07:25,655 --> 01:07:28,465
What? You went into my secret hole
and you found my plays,
1247
01:07:28,535 --> 01:07:29,946
and you read them
without even asking me?
1248
01:07:30,015 --> 01:07:31,744
- I was just trying to see what it was.
- That's private.
1249
01:07:31,815 --> 01:07:33,863
- I'm sorry.
- You don't read other people's stuff
1250
01:07:33,935 --> 01:07:36,666
they keep in the wall. If it's in
the wall, it means don't read it.
1251
01:07:36,735 --> 01:07:37,816
Okay, listen, calm down, hear me out.
1252
01:07:37,895 --> 01:07:39,863
I just went to go see what it was,
1253
01:07:39,935 --> 01:07:41,858
and I ended up staying up all night
1254
01:07:41,935 --> 01:07:46,259
reading this great play
about you becoming a woman.
1255
01:07:47,495 --> 01:07:49,020
What was it called?
1256
01:07:49,095 --> 01:07:50,745
Imogene's Period.
1257
01:07:56,455 --> 01:07:58,059
Was it good?
1258
01:07:58,135 --> 01:07:59,466
Yeah.
1259
01:08:00,815 --> 01:08:02,499
It really was.
1260
01:08:03,175 --> 01:08:05,177
I really liked it. I think...
1261
01:08:06,295 --> 01:08:08,821
I think you were born to be a writer.
1262
01:08:22,975 --> 01:08:25,740
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1263
01:08:25,815 --> 01:08:27,226
Are your sheets clean?
1264
01:08:27,295 --> 01:08:28,456
What do you mean?
1265
01:08:28,535 --> 01:08:30,617
Did you have sex in them?
1266
01:08:31,455 --> 01:08:33,457
- Only with myself.
- Ew.
1267
01:08:38,175 --> 01:08:39,506
That feels good.
1268
01:08:43,295 --> 01:08:44,945
Where are you...
1269
01:09:00,695 --> 01:09:04,381
I feel like I am dying.
1270
01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:08,106
I think that's because you're hungover.
1271
01:09:08,175 --> 01:09:10,223
How long does this last?
1272
01:09:11,535 --> 01:09:12,821
I don't know.
1273
01:09:12,935 --> 01:09:16,018
Sometimes it helps if
you eat McDonald's.
1274
01:09:22,735 --> 01:09:24,783
- Jesus.
- The Bousche never came home.
1275
01:09:24,855 --> 01:09:26,141
Uh... Wait. What?
1276
01:09:27,055 --> 01:09:29,183
He left yesterday morning.
1277
01:09:29,255 --> 01:09:32,657
I made him a sandwich,
he never came back.
1278
01:09:32,735 --> 01:09:34,100
- Did he say where he was going?
- What?
1279
01:09:34,175 --> 01:09:38,146
Oh, God. Your voice is like
burning knives through my skull.
1280
01:09:41,415 --> 01:09:42,746
Imogene?
1281
01:09:45,575 --> 01:09:46,656
Oh!
1282
01:09:49,855 --> 01:09:52,017
Did you guys have sex?
1283
01:09:55,295 --> 01:09:56,626
Thank you.
1284
01:10:15,775 --> 01:10:17,300
Um, listen, uh...
1285
01:10:21,615 --> 01:10:22,696
What day is it?
1286
01:10:22,775 --> 01:10:23,901
It's Thursday.
1287
01:10:23,975 --> 01:10:25,659
Shit! on, my God!
1288
01:10:25,775 --> 01:10:27,698
It's Dara's book party!
1289
01:10:27,775 --> 01:10:29,857
Just to clarify, this is the girl that
1290
01:10:29,935 --> 01:10:31,744
wouldn't let you into
her apartment, right?
1291
01:10:31,815 --> 01:10:33,897
If I don't go to this thing tonight,
people are going to speculate
1292
01:10:34,015 --> 01:10:35,221
about my mental state and what happened.
1293
01:10:35,295 --> 01:10:38,378
And I need to go there,
and prove to them that I am sane
1294
01:10:39,295 --> 01:10:40,979
and that I am in control of my life.
1295
01:10:41,455 --> 01:10:43,219
- All right, let's go.
- What?
1296
01:10:43,295 --> 01:10:45,059
Yeah, I'll take you.
1297
01:10:45,975 --> 01:10:48,057
Just to clarify. You
mean, like, as my date?
1298
01:10:49,655 --> 01:10:51,225
Uh, a date impersonator.
1299
01:10:56,975 --> 01:10:58,659
Look at you.
1300
01:11:00,095 --> 01:11:01,665
After you.
1301
01:11:02,575 --> 01:11:03,656
Wait! Wait!
1302
01:11:05,175 --> 01:11:06,256
I'm coming with you.
1303
01:11:06,335 --> 01:11:07,336
What?
1304
01:11:08,175 --> 01:11:10,303
Mom said you're going to New York.
1305
01:11:10,975 --> 01:11:13,546
You know that it's
past the boardwalk though, right?
1306
01:11:13,615 --> 01:11:15,504
I think I'm ready.
1307
01:11:47,335 --> 01:11:48,696
You sure you know how to get back?
1308
01:11:48,735 --> 01:11:50,976
Yes, that's why I have my GPS watch.
1309
01:11:51,055 --> 01:11:56,300
I'll meet you right here,
45.2 degrees north by 79.3 degrees west.
1310
01:11:56,375 --> 01:11:58,855
At 7:30.
1311
01:11:59,535 --> 01:12:02,505
So you're sure you
want to bring this shell-thing with you?
1312
01:12:03,415 --> 01:12:05,543
What better place
to try it out than New York City?
1313
01:12:06,775 --> 01:12:09,619
- Well, good luck.
- Thank you.
1314
01:12:12,375 --> 01:12:13,376
- Be careful.
- Yeah.
1315
01:12:14,735 --> 01:12:17,022
Just watch where you're going.
1316
01:12:18,095 --> 01:12:19,381
He'll be fine.
1317
01:12:20,775 --> 01:12:21,776
Yeah.
1318
01:12:21,935 --> 01:12:22,982
Oh!
1319
01:12:40,975 --> 01:12:41,976
Ow!
1320
01:12:52,255 --> 01:12:53,745
"I Found the One."
1321
01:12:54,895 --> 01:12:55,896
Did you read it?
1322
01:12:55,975 --> 01:12:57,340
I helped write it.
1323
01:12:57,415 --> 01:12:58,905
Then it's gotta be good.
1324
01:12:58,975 --> 01:13:02,980
It doesn't really matter. Her uncle
owns the publishing company, so...
1325
01:13:03,055 --> 01:13:05,057
Hmm. Good, old-fashioned nepotism.
1326
01:13:07,695 --> 01:13:09,106
- Hi.
- Hi, how are you?
1327
01:13:21,615 --> 01:13:23,697
Hey! I'm talking to you.
1328
01:13:23,775 --> 01:13:25,425
What's inside of it?
1329
01:13:25,495 --> 01:13:27,463
- I'm the... I go inside of it.
- What?
1330
01:13:29,175 --> 01:13:30,336
- Oh, my God!
- Hey guys!
1331
01:13:30,415 --> 01:13:33,544
Imogene! What a surprise!
1332
01:13:33,615 --> 01:13:35,424
That's an interesting dress.
1333
01:13:35,495 --> 01:13:37,099
I hardly know
why my presence would be a surprise,
1334
01:13:37,175 --> 01:13:38,779
I confirmed over a month ago.
1335
01:13:38,855 --> 01:13:39,902
Of course, of course!
1336
01:13:39,975 --> 01:13:43,457
We just... We were concerned
that you might not be here tonight.
1337
01:13:43,535 --> 01:13:45,105
- But you are.
- Yay!
1338
01:13:45,175 --> 01:13:46,222
It's wonderful.
1339
01:13:46,295 --> 01:13:48,263
I'm going to go to the bar.
1340
01:13:48,375 --> 01:13:49,786
Long Island Iced Tea?
1341
01:13:49,855 --> 01:13:51,095
Very funny.
1342
01:13:52,095 --> 01:13:53,256
So, is everyone here?
1343
01:13:53,335 --> 01:13:54,382
Yes. Everyone.
1344
01:13:54,495 --> 01:13:56,623
Anabelle and George are
talking to David Sedaris.
1345
01:13:56,695 --> 01:13:57,856
And I think I saw Peter.
1346
01:13:57,935 --> 01:13:58,982
Wait. What?
1347
01:13:59,775 --> 01:14:01,618
- Oh.
- Peter's here?
1348
01:14:01,695 --> 01:14:03,026
No, actually I just saw him...
1349
01:14:03,095 --> 01:14:04,096
No.
1350
01:14:04,175 --> 01:14:06,303
Oh, my God, it's him.
He is here.
1351
01:14:08,615 --> 01:14:10,060
I forgot. I forgot!
1352
01:14:10,135 --> 01:14:11,182
Peter?
1353
01:14:12,375 --> 01:14:14,139
- Oh!
- Imogene.
1354
01:14:15,335 --> 01:14:17,542
They told me that
you weren't going to be here tonight.
1355
01:14:17,655 --> 01:14:20,306
So, what? I almost die and you just
aren't going to talk to me again?
1356
01:14:20,375 --> 01:14:22,264
They won't let
you go to the garden to smoke,
1357
01:14:22,335 --> 01:14:23,336
can you believe?
1358
01:14:23,415 --> 01:14:24,826
I can't, that's...
1359
01:14:25,655 --> 01:14:27,578
- That's terrible.
- Hello.
1360
01:14:27,655 --> 01:14:29,100
This is club soda with bitters.
1361
01:14:29,175 --> 01:14:31,143
It'll be good for your stomach.
1362
01:14:31,735 --> 01:14:33,021
Are you joking?
1363
01:14:33,855 --> 01:14:35,619
How do you live with someone
1364
01:14:35,695 --> 01:14:39,780
and show up at
a friend's party with some random model!
1365
01:14:39,855 --> 01:14:41,823
- What's random?
- Just give me a second here.
1366
01:14:44,095 --> 01:14:45,540
She's not random, okay?
1367
01:14:45,615 --> 01:14:48,380
Our parents summer together in Provence.
1368
01:14:50,695 --> 01:14:53,141
You wouldn't have even cared
if I died, would you?
1369
01:14:54,215 --> 01:14:56,616
Oh, my God. You would be happy.
1370
01:14:56,735 --> 01:14:59,181
I would not be happy if you died, okay?
1371
01:14:59,255 --> 01:15:01,098
That's why I asked Dara
to go check on you.
1372
01:15:01,175 --> 01:15:02,222
Wait. What?
1373
01:15:09,895 --> 01:15:11,135
Hey!
1374
01:15:11,215 --> 01:15:12,501
Hi. Wow.
1375
01:15:12,575 --> 01:15:14,304
You knew Peter wasn't coming
and you didn't tell me?
1376
01:15:14,375 --> 01:15:15,615
How could you do that?
1377
01:15:16,295 --> 01:15:17,535
Are you Imogene Duncan?
1378
01:15:17,615 --> 01:15:18,821
Yeah.
1379
01:15:18,895 --> 01:15:20,545
Ralph, are you okay?
What happened?
1380
01:15:20,615 --> 01:15:21,821
How do you know this man?
1381
01:15:21,895 --> 01:15:22,942
He's my brother.
1382
01:15:23,055 --> 01:15:24,295
Keep him off
the street, please.
1383
01:15:24,735 --> 01:15:26,180
He almost ended up in Gitmo.
1384
01:15:26,255 --> 01:15:28,337
What is that junk
he just dragged into my party?
1385
01:15:29,255 --> 01:15:31,656
That is a man-made replica
of an exoskeleton
1386
01:15:31,735 --> 01:15:34,181
that he designed and constructed
by himself.
1387
01:15:34,255 --> 01:15:36,826
Which is more than I could
ever say for you!
1388
01:15:37,255 --> 01:15:38,586
Okay.
1389
01:15:39,415 --> 01:15:40,860
No, don't walk away.
1390
01:15:40,935 --> 01:15:42,505
How could you not be
honest with me?
1391
01:15:42,615 --> 01:15:45,858
Because if I did that it would be a
full time job, all right, Imogene?
1392
01:15:45,935 --> 01:15:47,903
- What is that supposed to mean?
- Imogene, let it go.
1393
01:15:47,975 --> 01:15:52,025
I think what Dara means is
sometimes you seem sad.
1394
01:15:52,095 --> 01:15:54,462
No, Hannah, that's not what I meant.
1395
01:15:54,535 --> 01:15:57,698
You need to be very careful about
who you speak to like that,
1396
01:15:57,775 --> 01:15:59,379
because the only reason
why you're here right now,
1397
01:15:59,455 --> 01:16:01,822
and know all of these people,
is because of me.
1398
01:16:01,895 --> 01:16:04,501
And you're living in a fantasy world
if you think you belong here.
1399
01:16:07,015 --> 01:16:08,221
And now she's gonna cry.
1400
01:16:08,295 --> 01:16:10,423
Hurry, Imogene. Get in here.
1401
01:16:10,495 --> 01:16:11,735
- Get in the shell.
- No, it's okay, Ralph.
1402
01:16:11,815 --> 01:16:13,255
You didn't even write your own book.
1403
01:16:14,575 --> 01:16:17,385
Like I care what you think?
I don't even know how you got in here.
1404
01:16:17,455 --> 01:16:18,502
I came here with Imogene.
1405
01:16:24,175 --> 01:16:25,665
Imogene, wait.
1406
01:16:37,815 --> 01:16:40,341
Picked that up in Chinatown.
1407
01:16:53,655 --> 01:16:54,702
Imogene?
1408
01:16:56,855 --> 01:16:58,220
Are you okay?
1409
01:17:05,015 --> 01:17:06,505
It's just like...
1410
01:17:07,175 --> 01:17:10,418
You spend so long staring at one thing.
1411
01:17:10,535 --> 01:17:15,143
And then,
one day everything else comes into view
1412
01:17:16,135 --> 01:17:19,378
and there you are. I'm like a big joke.
1413
01:17:21,015 --> 01:17:23,495
No, look, hey, they're assholes.
1414
01:17:24,495 --> 01:17:26,896
You think I've never
had to deal with people like that?
1415
01:17:26,975 --> 01:17:30,980
I was inundated with all that
bullshit my entire time in college.
1416
01:17:31,055 --> 01:17:33,342
I couldn't wait to get out.
1417
01:17:36,335 --> 01:17:38,099
Well, at least you had somewhere to go.
1418
01:17:42,055 --> 01:17:45,377
834 Sutton Place.
New York, New York, 10021.
1419
01:17:48,975 --> 01:17:50,101
Dad lives there.
1420
01:18:08,895 --> 01:18:10,181
Thanks.
1421
01:18:10,255 --> 01:18:13,020
Ah, it's not a problem.
I don't mind the drive.
1422
01:18:13,095 --> 01:18:15,541
No. I just mean thank you.
1423
01:18:17,175 --> 01:18:18,256
Oh.
1424
01:18:20,095 --> 01:18:21,506
Of course.
1425
01:18:24,895 --> 01:18:26,420
Good luck.
1426
01:18:27,935 --> 01:18:30,859
Hi. We're here
to see Maxwell P. Duncan.
1427
01:18:30,935 --> 01:18:33,142
And who should I say you are?
1428
01:18:34,455 --> 01:18:35,786
His children.
1429
01:18:38,615 --> 01:18:40,617
Just a moment, please.
1430
01:18:59,615 --> 01:19:02,095
How did you find
out I was still alive?
1431
01:19:13,255 --> 01:19:15,223
Two weeks after you died,
1432
01:19:15,295 --> 01:19:19,584
I saw you buying toothpaste at the A&P.
1433
01:19:20,375 --> 01:19:21,661
And then, when I turned 21,
1434
01:19:21,735 --> 01:19:24,500
I hired a private investigator
with my birthday money.
1435
01:19:25,375 --> 01:19:26,615
So you've known all this time?
1436
01:19:26,695 --> 01:19:27,742
Yes, sir.
1437
01:19:27,815 --> 01:19:30,216
But you didn't try to contact me before.
1438
01:19:30,335 --> 01:19:33,179
I was waiting for my
sister to come home.
1439
01:19:36,335 --> 01:19:38,303
Well, please come up.
1440
01:19:45,455 --> 01:19:48,265
Could you keep an eye
on that for me, please?
1441
01:20:01,975 --> 01:20:03,136
Do you think we should hug?
1442
01:20:03,215 --> 01:20:04,819
Sure.
1443
01:20:19,015 --> 01:20:21,063
- Does your mother know you're here?
- No.
1444
01:20:21,815 --> 01:20:24,466
She's mad at you.
She told us, you know, not to come.
1445
01:20:24,535 --> 01:20:25,980
Oh, how exquisite.
1446
01:20:26,055 --> 01:20:27,978
Is this a Joseph Kato?
1447
01:20:28,055 --> 01:20:29,136
Oh, yes, it is.
1448
01:20:29,215 --> 01:20:31,343
It's been in my wife's family for years.
1449
01:20:32,535 --> 01:20:36,426
Oh, yes, Virginia.
These are my children.
1450
01:20:36,535 --> 01:20:38,617
This is Imogene.
1451
01:20:38,695 --> 01:20:39,742
A pleasure.
1452
01:20:39,815 --> 01:20:40,896
And this...
1453
01:20:40,975 --> 01:20:43,706
- This is Ralph.
- Ralph.
1454
01:20:43,775 --> 01:20:45,186
- Hello.
- Hello, Ralph.
1455
01:20:45,935 --> 01:20:47,425
Did you know that we were alive?
1456
01:20:48,295 --> 01:20:49,706
Actually, no.
1457
01:20:49,775 --> 01:20:51,061
Okay.
1458
01:20:55,695 --> 01:20:57,857
I can get you one of
your own, if you'd like.
1459
01:20:57,935 --> 01:20:59,061
Yes, please.
1460
01:21:00,415 --> 01:21:03,180
Have you produced any
offspring together?
1461
01:21:03,255 --> 01:21:04,541
No. We can't.
1462
01:21:04,615 --> 01:21:06,424
I have a condition.
1463
01:21:06,495 --> 01:21:07,860
Which one?
1464
01:21:07,935 --> 01:21:10,541
Virginia is on
the board of trustees at the Guggenheim.
1465
01:21:10,615 --> 01:21:14,017
Oh, the Guggenheim is,
by far, my favorite.
1466
01:21:14,095 --> 01:21:16,055
I've seen
the Kandinsky exhibit there three times.
1467
01:21:21,255 --> 01:21:23,940
I started reading your book
on agrarian America,
1468
01:21:24,015 --> 01:21:26,541
and I had no idea
that the Pilgrims were alcoholics.
1469
01:21:26,615 --> 01:21:28,060
Oh, yes. Yes, it's true.
1470
01:21:28,135 --> 01:21:30,536
They preferred the taste
of beer to water,
1471
01:21:30,615 --> 01:21:32,504
thus contributing to their notorious
1472
01:21:32,575 --> 01:21:34,384
legacy of being drunk sodomists.
1473
01:21:34,455 --> 01:21:36,503
Do you know who invented pumpkin pie?
1474
01:21:36,575 --> 01:21:38,498
Oh, I believe it... It was the Pilgrims.
1475
01:21:39,775 --> 01:21:41,584
So sodomists invented pumpkin pie?
1476
01:21:41,655 --> 01:21:42,736
Evidently.
1477
01:21:42,815 --> 01:21:46,024
But it's got such a nice
image, pumpkin pie.
1478
01:21:46,095 --> 01:21:47,745
- Ralph.
- It's delicious.
1479
01:21:47,855 --> 01:21:50,381
Why don't you tell us about you?
1480
01:21:51,175 --> 01:21:53,143
I'd be happy to.
My name is Ralph Duncan,
1481
01:21:53,215 --> 01:21:54,296
I'm an inventor.
1482
01:21:55,175 --> 01:21:59,817
My main focus is the science
of physical self-preservation.
1483
01:21:59,895 --> 01:22:03,741
- Yes, please.
- Based on the exoskeletons of mollusks.
1484
01:22:06,135 --> 01:22:10,299
Imogene, why don't you tell us
something about yourself?
1485
01:22:10,375 --> 01:22:13,345
Imogene Duncan doesn't
have anyone to marry.
1486
01:22:14,015 --> 01:22:16,017
She doesn't have anywhere
to live right now.
1487
01:22:16,135 --> 01:22:17,182
And all of her stuff is gone,
1488
01:22:17,255 --> 01:22:20,862
except for this piece of shit.
1489
01:22:20,935 --> 01:22:22,425
But she used to be a writer.
1490
01:22:22,495 --> 01:22:24,304
And what did she used to write?
1491
01:22:24,375 --> 01:22:27,379
She could write the kind of
stuff that could trick people
1492
01:22:27,455 --> 01:22:29,617
into thinking she was the real deal.
1493
01:22:29,695 --> 01:22:34,622
Until they realized
that I was just an impersonator.
1494
01:22:37,695 --> 01:22:41,177
There is a very, very
odd taste to this soup.
1495
01:22:41,255 --> 01:22:44,225
And I can't catch it.
1496
01:22:44,295 --> 01:22:45,501
Cinnamon?
1497
01:22:45,575 --> 01:22:47,100
No. It's an herb.
1498
01:22:47,855 --> 01:22:51,382
I'm gonna go lay down for two minutes.
Excuse me.
1499
01:22:51,935 --> 01:22:53,937
Turmeric? Turmeric?
1500
01:22:54,015 --> 01:22:57,542
It's so sad. How long has she
had her drinking problem?
1501
01:22:58,255 --> 01:22:59,461
Like two days.
1502
01:23:00,855 --> 01:23:05,861
...36CXY, playing the sexiest
music from the '80s, '90s and today.
1503
01:23:06,175 --> 01:23:07,540
Remember this one?
1504
01:23:11,455 --> 01:23:13,059
You know, when I first met your mother,
1505
01:23:13,135 --> 01:23:15,342
I thought she was
the sexiest thing I'd ever seen.
1506
01:23:15,415 --> 01:23:19,306
Oh, she was up on stage,
dancing in her little costume.
1507
01:23:19,375 --> 01:23:20,736
Are you saying Mom was a stripper?
1508
01:23:20,775 --> 01:23:22,982
Well, back then
they were called Go-Go dancers.
1509
01:23:23,615 --> 01:23:26,061
And I had never seen anything like her.
1510
01:23:26,135 --> 01:23:28,342
I mean, she was 19, a college dropout.
1511
01:23:29,215 --> 01:23:31,821
I had just gotten out of the Army,
and, you know,
1512
01:23:31,895 --> 01:23:33,943
when we first got married,
she went and got pregnant
1513
01:23:34,015 --> 01:23:35,255
and never even asked me.
1514
01:23:35,895 --> 01:23:38,216
I was just beginning to wonder
if I even loved her or not.
1515
01:23:38,735 --> 01:23:40,658
I was 21!
1516
01:23:40,735 --> 01:23:42,897
Can you even comprehend
how that must have felt?
1517
01:23:44,415 --> 01:23:46,179
Were you ever happy with her?
1518
01:23:46,255 --> 01:23:49,099
Look, I tried. Okay?
There was simply nothing to be done.
1519
01:23:49,175 --> 01:23:52,258
She wanted Ocean City,
and I needed more than that.
1520
01:23:52,335 --> 01:23:54,497
Why didn't you just take us with you?
1521
01:23:54,575 --> 01:23:56,339
What about when I was traveling?
1522
01:23:56,975 --> 01:23:58,340
You would have grown to resent me.
1523
01:23:58,415 --> 01:24:01,385
And that wouldn't have
been fair for any of us.
1524
01:24:01,455 --> 01:24:04,299
So, you thought it was fair
to just pretend like we didn't exist?
1525
01:24:04,375 --> 01:24:05,820
Didn't you love me more that way?
1526
01:24:07,055 --> 01:24:08,216
Didn't you miss us?
1527
01:24:08,295 --> 01:24:10,866
You were children, I barely knew you.
1528
01:24:10,935 --> 01:24:12,935
I mean, it's not like
you were fully-formed people.
1529
01:24:13,575 --> 01:24:14,986
I mean, honestly, can you actually say
1530
01:24:15,055 --> 01:24:16,420
that you really knew who I was?
1531
01:24:16,495 --> 01:24:17,496
You were my father.
1532
01:24:18,055 --> 01:24:19,625
I knew that I loved you.
1533
01:24:19,695 --> 01:24:23,017
Yeah, well, you must admit,
your mother was pretty...
1534
01:24:25,295 --> 01:24:27,662
She has her eccentricities,
1535
01:24:27,735 --> 01:24:31,376
but she didn't exactly have it
easy raising Ralph by herself.
1536
01:24:31,455 --> 01:24:32,935
Look, I want to say something to you.
1537
01:24:34,295 --> 01:24:36,582
Would you look at me?
1538
01:24:36,655 --> 01:24:38,384
Obviously I wasn't much of a father.
1539
01:24:38,455 --> 01:24:40,822
And I can see how that has done
some collateral damage to you,
1540
01:24:40,895 --> 01:24:41,942
as a woman.
1541
01:24:42,655 --> 01:24:46,899
So let me help you now.
How much money do you need?
1542
01:24:54,415 --> 01:24:57,146
If you can believe it, you actually
remind me a little bit of myself.
1543
01:24:58,495 --> 01:25:03,137
So, I guess that me helping you
is like me helping me, right?
1544
01:25:04,375 --> 01:25:06,537
Can you just tell me
where your nearest bathroom is?
1545
01:25:06,615 --> 01:25:09,266
Yes, it's down the hall.
Second door on your right.
1546
01:25:09,335 --> 01:25:11,019
- Excuse me.
- Mmm-hmm.
1547
01:25:25,695 --> 01:25:29,302
I've hit this thing
with sticks, rocks.
1548
01:25:29,375 --> 01:25:31,582
I've subjected it to wind tests.
1549
01:25:31,655 --> 01:25:32,736
Come on, Ralph, let's go.
1550
01:25:33,175 --> 01:25:34,939
- We're going home.
- What?
1551
01:25:35,015 --> 01:25:36,619
No, I want to do a
demonstration for Dad.
1552
01:25:36,695 --> 01:25:38,026
Well, you can show him another time.
Okay?
1553
01:25:38,095 --> 01:25:39,301
What? No, I want to do it right now.
1554
01:25:39,375 --> 01:25:41,343
You can't do it right now
because we're leaving.
1555
01:25:41,415 --> 01:25:42,496
Why are we leaving?
1556
01:25:42,575 --> 01:25:43,781
Because it's
time to leave, Ralph.
1557
01:25:43,855 --> 01:25:45,380
Doesn't he want to see it?
1558
01:25:47,735 --> 01:25:49,385
No.
1559
01:25:49,455 --> 01:25:51,025
He doesn't want to see it.
1560
01:26:02,375 --> 01:26:04,377
Do you want to talk about it?
1561
01:26:13,655 --> 01:26:15,066
Bubba?
1562
01:26:16,575 --> 01:26:18,384
Hey. It's just us.
1563
01:26:23,055 --> 01:26:24,659
What happened to you?
1564
01:26:24,735 --> 01:26:27,659
Dad's a piece of shit.
1565
01:26:27,735 --> 01:26:28,941
You saw him?
1566
01:26:31,455 --> 01:26:32,581
Wait.
1567
01:26:43,575 --> 01:26:47,216
You are a stupid shell!
1568
01:26:47,295 --> 01:26:49,775
You are a stupid, stupid shell!
1569
01:26:53,335 --> 01:26:54,416
Honey.
1570
01:26:54,615 --> 01:26:56,617
- Do you want something to eat?
- No!
1571
01:26:59,175 --> 01:27:00,461
Imogene?
1572
01:27:03,175 --> 01:27:04,506
Honey.
1573
01:27:06,135 --> 01:27:07,819
I get why you did it.
1574
01:27:08,815 --> 01:27:10,419
I get why you lied.
1575
01:27:17,135 --> 01:27:20,139
Honey. Tell me what happened.
1576
01:27:24,855 --> 01:27:26,584
Let's just say it was underwhelming.
1577
01:27:26,695 --> 01:27:27,696
As you predicted.
1578
01:27:31,415 --> 01:27:36,057
You know, um, there's a saying
in the samurai tradition.
1579
01:27:36,135 --> 01:27:38,297
The Bousche taught it to me.
1580
01:27:38,415 --> 01:27:39,905
It's something like,
1581
01:27:40,855 --> 01:27:42,983
"Sometimes you need to see the snake
1582
01:27:43,055 --> 01:27:45,661
"in the bush to know it's really there."
1583
01:27:46,575 --> 01:27:48,942
You know, maybe I was wrong.
1584
01:27:49,015 --> 01:27:51,700
Maybe you needed to see the snake.
1585
01:27:53,335 --> 01:27:55,736
Is that your version of an apology?
1586
01:27:56,415 --> 01:27:57,496
Well...
1587
01:27:59,135 --> 01:28:00,978
If I say I'm sorry,
1588
01:28:01,055 --> 01:28:03,661
then I'm worried that
you'll just get all mad
1589
01:28:03,735 --> 01:28:06,341
and yell at me for ruining your life.
1590
01:28:09,015 --> 01:28:11,666
And then I'll feel like shit. And I...
1591
01:28:11,735 --> 01:28:14,978
I just can't win with you, Imogene.
1592
01:28:15,055 --> 01:28:19,105
Well, maybe, just this once,
you can throw caution to the wind
1593
01:28:19,175 --> 01:28:22,896
and try saying it anyway,
and see what happens?
1594
01:28:24,535 --> 01:28:26,025
Well, okay.
1595
01:28:27,015 --> 01:28:28,221
Um...
1596
01:28:28,855 --> 01:28:33,543
I guess I'm sorry, you
know, for lying to you.
1597
01:28:35,335 --> 01:28:37,736
Even though it was for your own good.
1598
01:28:37,815 --> 01:28:40,625
And now you can see I
was right to do it.
1599
01:28:42,615 --> 01:28:44,379
- Thank you.
- Okay.
1600
01:28:46,935 --> 01:28:48,824
That's my flipper.
1601
01:28:48,895 --> 01:28:52,581
Oh, my God. I've been
looking for this forever.
1602
01:28:53,735 --> 01:28:56,056
I hope the other one's
still in my trunk.
1603
01:28:57,895 --> 01:28:59,738
Hello!
Is anyone home?
1604
01:29:00,855 --> 01:29:03,096
Oh, my God. It's George! He's back!
1605
01:29:03,175 --> 01:29:05,416
I knew he would come back to me!
1606
01:29:08,575 --> 01:29:09,736
Honey?
1607
01:29:17,575 --> 01:29:19,862
Oh, my God!
1608
01:29:19,975 --> 01:29:21,136
Oh, my God, honey.
1609
01:29:21,215 --> 01:29:24,742
I was so worried
that something had happened to you.
1610
01:29:29,295 --> 01:29:30,581
Is my sandwich ready?
1611
01:29:30,655 --> 01:29:32,305
Of course it is, sweetie.
1612
01:29:33,255 --> 01:29:35,098
I'll get it for you.
1613
01:29:36,255 --> 01:29:37,905
How's that apple, Lee?
1614
01:29:40,255 --> 01:29:42,337
Do you want potato chips?
1615
01:29:42,455 --> 01:29:44,503
Are they sour cream and onion?
1616
01:29:46,495 --> 01:29:47,621
Oh, my God!
1617
01:29:48,815 --> 01:29:49,896
Honey!
1618
01:29:50,815 --> 01:29:51,941
Armando.
1619
01:29:52,015 --> 01:29:54,825
Don't even think about it.
1620
01:29:54,895 --> 01:29:56,659
Don't shoot. We'll
co-operate, all right?
1621
01:29:57,495 --> 01:29:58,621
Here.
1622
01:29:58,695 --> 01:29:59,696
Don't shoot.
1623
01:30:03,335 --> 01:30:04,382
Everyone in there!
1624
01:30:04,455 --> 01:30:05,502
You have a gun?
1625
01:30:11,175 --> 01:30:12,176
What the hell are you saying?
1626
01:30:12,255 --> 01:30:13,859
Mom?
1627
01:30:13,975 --> 01:30:15,136
Come any closer, you die!
1628
01:30:15,215 --> 01:30:16,660
No, honey!
1629
01:30:24,535 --> 01:30:25,661
How did you find me?
1630
01:30:26,735 --> 01:30:28,495
We're being robbed, just
give him your purse.
1631
01:30:29,575 --> 01:30:30,736
The briefcase is in the
closet over there.
1632
01:30:30,815 --> 01:30:31,896
That's what you want, isn't it?
1633
01:30:31,975 --> 01:30:33,420
Who are you, man?
1634
01:30:35,095 --> 01:30:39,305
Lady, why don't you go
get me the briefcase.
1635
01:30:41,495 --> 01:30:43,657
You're still smarting
over Antwerp, aren't you?
1636
01:30:44,735 --> 01:30:47,306
You really think
there's a game to be won here?
1637
01:30:47,375 --> 01:30:49,537
Don't try any heroics.
1638
01:31:10,375 --> 01:31:13,265
Just let them go and kill me.
They don't know anything.
1639
01:31:13,335 --> 01:31:14,382
Oh, you're right.
1640
01:31:15,535 --> 01:31:17,776
Except maybe what I look like.
What kind of a gun I have.
1641
01:31:17,855 --> 01:31:20,335
Maybe I should give them
my mailing address, too,
1642
01:31:20,415 --> 01:31:22,224
so after I kill them,
1643
01:31:22,295 --> 01:31:24,616
they can send me a postcard from hell!
1644
01:31:28,295 --> 01:31:30,457
What the fuck?
1645
01:31:36,135 --> 01:31:37,182
Somebody grab the gun!
1646
01:31:47,815 --> 01:31:49,499
Shocking news in Ocean City tonight,
1647
01:31:49,575 --> 01:31:52,181
where police arrested
an international assassin
1648
01:31:52,255 --> 01:31:56,055
for holding a government
operative and his family at gunpoint.
1649
01:31:56,135 --> 01:31:58,342
However, the attack was thwarted
1650
01:31:58,415 --> 01:32:01,862
when a family member used a device
known as the Human Shell...
1651
01:32:01,935 --> 01:32:03,539
- Yo.
- ...to overcome their captor.
1652
01:32:03,615 --> 01:32:04,855
Hey, shut up. Shut up!
1653
01:32:04,935 --> 01:32:06,346
Michelle Connors is
live now at the scene.
1654
01:32:06,415 --> 01:32:07,701
I know this guy.
1655
01:32:07,775 --> 01:32:10,585
Hi, Paul. I'm here with
one of the victims, Ralph Duncan,
1656
01:32:10,655 --> 01:32:12,623
who is also the inventor
of the Human Shell.
1657
01:32:12,695 --> 01:32:13,821
Oh, shit.
1658
01:32:13,895 --> 01:32:17,502
Well, I am the one
who created the Human Shell,
1659
01:32:17,575 --> 01:32:20,943
which is the ultimate
protective barrier against bodily harm,
1660
01:32:23,295 --> 01:32:26,777
but really it was my sister
who saved our family.
1661
01:32:26,855 --> 01:32:29,301
Hey, you guys
want to get a shot of us over here?
1662
01:32:29,375 --> 01:32:30,945
Hello. Hey, honey.
1663
01:32:37,735 --> 01:32:39,624
So tell us about the shell.
1664
01:32:40,495 --> 01:32:42,736
Yes, Michelle, I will
tell you about the shell.
1665
01:32:45,455 --> 01:32:49,016
The shell is a creation of mine...
1666
01:33:36,335 --> 01:33:38,178
So he took me with him, right?
1667
01:33:38,255 --> 01:33:42,101
And they have this machine
where you can win a $20 gold piece.
1668
01:33:42,175 --> 01:33:44,416
And on my third try, it hit.
1669
01:33:44,495 --> 01:33:48,420
So there I am, I'm talking about all the
things I'm gonna spend it on.
1670
01:33:48,535 --> 01:33:50,378
And my grandpa stops me and he says,
1671
01:33:50,495 --> 01:33:53,465
"Oh, no, I can't ever
spend it because..."
1672
01:33:54,615 --> 01:33:55,616
Um...
1673
01:33:56,855 --> 01:33:58,823
Oh, shit, What did he say?
1674
01:33:58,895 --> 01:34:00,021
Mom, come on.
1675
01:34:00,135 --> 01:34:01,261
Right, right, right.
1676
01:34:01,335 --> 01:34:02,666
He says,
1677
01:34:03,615 --> 01:34:08,018
"I can't ever spend it because as
long as I have it in my pocket,
1678
01:34:08,135 --> 01:34:10,456
"I will always be a winner."
1679
01:34:10,535 --> 01:34:12,742
So I kept it.
1680
01:34:18,535 --> 01:34:19,696
You're giving it to me?
1681
01:34:21,575 --> 01:34:23,703
We gotta keep it in the family.
1682
01:34:24,775 --> 01:34:26,106
Mom.
1683
01:34:32,135 --> 01:34:34,820
Life is a brief flickering.
1684
01:34:34,895 --> 01:34:38,695
Well, sometimes the
darkness is self-imposed.
1685
01:34:38,775 --> 01:34:41,585
And to accuse your daughter of a crime
1686
01:34:41,655 --> 01:34:44,056
may indeed be the best way to find her.
1687
01:35:38,095 --> 01:35:40,177
There's the poster. Here's everybody.
1688
01:35:40,255 --> 01:35:43,577
Everybody getting in their limo.
Rock stars after a great show.
1689
01:35:43,655 --> 01:35:45,498
There's the Bousche!
1690
01:35:48,455 --> 01:35:50,537
I'm going to have to confiscate this.
1691
01:35:50,655 --> 01:35:52,145
That's my phone.
1692
01:35:52,215 --> 01:35:54,900
There can be no
physical evidence of my existence.
1693
01:36:01,255 --> 01:36:03,223
Look, if you give me your number,
1694
01:36:03,335 --> 01:36:05,736
I'll talk to The Times
about doing a feature article.
1695
01:36:05,815 --> 01:36:06,976
- Really?
- I'm so sorry.
1696
01:36:07,055 --> 01:36:10,218
By the way, this is Whit Stillman,
superb writer and filmmaker.
1697
01:36:10,295 --> 01:36:12,741
Delighted to meet you.
I liked the play so much.
1698
01:36:12,815 --> 01:36:14,465
I'd love to ask you some
questions about it.
1699
01:36:14,535 --> 01:36:16,264
- Do you have any time?
- Imogene!
1700
01:36:17,375 --> 01:36:20,663
Hurry up already.
We're paying by the hour here.
1701
01:36:24,135 --> 01:36:27,503
Um, you know what?
I'm sorry. I, uh... I have to go.
1702
01:36:27,575 --> 01:36:31,500
My family is waiting for me.
I have to go.
1703
01:36:44,415 --> 01:36:45,621
Everybody! Three!
1704
01:36:47,015 --> 01:36:48,016
Two, one!