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When you see a guy
reach for stars in the sky
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You can bet that
he's doin' it for some doll
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When you spot a John
waiting out in the rain
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Chances are he's insane
as only a John can be for a Jane
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When you meet a gent
paying all kinds of rent
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For a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal
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Call it sad, call it funny
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But it's better than even money that
the guy's only doin' it for some doll
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Your eyes are the eyes
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Of a woman in love
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And oh how they give you away
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Why try to deny
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You're a woman in love
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When I know very well
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What I say?
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I got the horse right here,
the name is Paul Revere
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And here's a guy that says
if the weather's clear
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Can do, can do
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This guy says the horse can do
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If he says the horse can do
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Can do, can do
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I'm pickin' Valentine
cos on the mornin' line
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The guy has got him
figured at five to nine
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But look at Epitaph,
he wins it by a half
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According to this here in the Telegraph
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For Paul Revere I'll bite,
I hear his foot's all right
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Of course it all depends
if it rained last night
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I know it's Valentine,
the morning works look fine
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You know, the jockey's
brother's a friend of mine
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And just a minute, boys
I got the feedbox noise
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It says the great-grandfather
was Equipoise
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I tell you Paul Revere,
now this is no bum steer
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It's from a handicapper
that's real sincere
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I'm pickin' Valentine
cos on the mornin' line
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The guy has got him
figured at five to nine
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So make it Epitaph,
he wins it by a half
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According to this here in the Telegraph
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- Epitaph!
- Valentine!
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Paul Revere!
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I got the horse
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Right here!
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Follow the fold and stray no more
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Stray no more, stray no more
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Put down the bottle
and we'll say no more
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- Follow, follow the fold
- Before you take another swallow
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Follow the fold and stray no more
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Stray no more, stray no more
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Tear up your poker deck
and play no more
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Follow, follow the fold
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Friends, my name is Sarah Brown.
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This is no place to make a speech
and I'm not gonna try.
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You don't wanna be told
how unhappy you are.
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You don't wanna be told
about the emptiness of your lives.
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You who drink too much,
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you who gamble at cards
and dice and horse racing.
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Let us help you not to lose your money
in gambling dens and bookie joints.
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- This doll has captured my attention.
- Let us give you strength to stop drinking.
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- She has lost me.
- Welcome to the Save-A-Soul Mission.
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- Just around the corner.
- Come to me.
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- You're gonna call me a liar.
- A special prayer meeting this Thursday.
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Because today I'm givin' away
solid gold watches for one dollar each.
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That's right, my friends.
A solid gold watch for one buck.
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Remember - all that glitters is not gold.
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More to be desired
are the judgments of heaven.
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- Gold is not enough.
- You say it's not enough?
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All right. Today only,
I include a nailbrush with a solid ivory top.
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Then, my friends, a built-in genuine
magnetic compass. There you are.
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When you brush your nails,
do you wonder where you're goin',
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north, east, south or west?
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Which way are you going?
Down, down, down, or up to salvation?
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Come to the mission and find out.
Absolutely free.
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Absolutely free. The nailbrush is
absolutely free. Don't crowd. Don't push.
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There's plenty of room for everybody.
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There's room for everybody
in the kingdom of heaven, too.
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Now, folks, I don't care
whether you buy it or not, because I'm...
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Let's pack up.
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Did you notice how this time a lot of 'em
stayed till halfway through your talk?
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If we could only sell them
salvation for a buck -
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solid gold, with an ivory top
and a built-in compass.
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Sarah, you don't suppose by any chance
those watches could really be solid gold?
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Uncle Arvide, don't you dare.
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A solid gold watch for one buck.
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Harry the Horse!
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Benny Southstreet! Since when
do ya yell out the name of a person
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- in the open air full of police?
- It was a friendly impulse. I lost my head.
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If I do not like you so much
this would now be a fact.
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- You know Nicely-Nicely Johnson?
- How goes everything?
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Nicely-nicely, thank you.
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I have been waitin'
to hear from Nathan Detroit.
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What will be the location
of his crap game?
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We don't know yet. Nathan's been lookin'
around, but he is very hard to please.
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Confidentially, Harry, the heat is on very
hot here, and it is making Nathan sweat.
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That's too bad. I would dislike
to take my trade elsewhere,
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but I am loaded and lookin' for action.
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I've just acquired 5,000 fish.
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5,000?
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If it can be told, where did you
take on this fine bundle of lettuce?
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I have nothin' to hide.
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I collected the reward on my father.
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It is an advantage
to have a successful father.
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Nobody ever wanted my old man
for as much as 500.
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I'm worried about Nathan.
Harry the Horse is not the only one.
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There's a lotta loose money around
and everybody's lookin' for some action.
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If Nathan doesn't find a place...
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Why, Lieutenant Brannigan!
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Mr Southstreet, it is Lieutenant Brannigan
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of the New York City Police Department.
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Have either of you seen Nathan Detroit?
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- Which Nathan Detroit is that?
- Your boss Nathan Detroit,
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the one who runs a floating crap game.
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- Floating?
- On a boat?
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One that moves to a different spot every
night so the police can't break it up.
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- Sounds like a very difficult thing to do.
- You should know.
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It's your job to rustle up the customers
and tell them where it is.
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Especially with a famous detective
putting on the heat.
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And you can give
just that message to Detroit.
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Brannigan says he's not going to find
a spot for his crap game
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because Brannigan's put on the heat
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and Brannigan's breathing
down everybody's neck.
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Nathan, you're lucky.
You just missed Brannigan.
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- I'm lucky. I missed Brannigan.
- He left a message. He said...
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I am not going to find a place
for my crap game
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because everybody knows
Brannigan has turned on the heat
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and is breathing down everybody's neck.
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That's what he said.
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You tried the regular places?
Won't they take a chance, seeing it's you?
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Seeing it's me, no.
Except one. Joey Biltmore's garage.
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Joey said he might take a chance...
for 1,000 bucks.
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- 1,000?
- In advance and in cash.
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- He would not even take my marker.
- This I do not believe.
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Joey Biltmore will not take your marker.
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You got no idea what a breath
this Brannigan has got.
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A marker's not just
a piece of paper saying:
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"I owe you 1,000.
Signed, Nathan Detroit."
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A marker is the one pledge
which a guy cannot welsh on, never.
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It's like not saluting the flag.
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It does not seem possible.
Me without a livelihood.
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Why, I've been running the crap game
since I was a juvenile delinquent.
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But, Nathan, the situation is desperate.
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- You have got to think of something.
- My only thought costs 1,000 bucks.
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I cannot even afford to think.
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I'm broke. I'm so broke I couldn't even
buy a present for Adelaide today.
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Is it her birthday?
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It is mine and Adelaide's 14th anniversary.
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We are engaged 14 years today.
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Concentrate on the game.
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The town is up to here with high players.
The Greek's in town.
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- Brandy Bottle Bates!
- I know, I know.
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I could make a fortune,
but to make a fortune I need a fortune.
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1,000 bucks!
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Where do I get it?
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The Biltmore garage wants a grand
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But we ain't got a grand on hand
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And they now have a lock on the door
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To the gym at Public School 84
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There's the stockroom
behind McClosky's Bar
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But Mrs McClosky ain't a good scout
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And things bein' how they are
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The back of the police station is out
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So the Biltmore garage is the spot
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But the 1,000 bucks we ain't got
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Why, it's good old reliable Nathan
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Nathan, Nathan, Nathan Detroit
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If you're looking for action,
he'll furnish the spot
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Even when the heat is on,
it's never too hot
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Not for good old reliable Nathan
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For it's always just a short walk
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To the oldest-established permanent
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Floating crap game in New York
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There are well-heeled shooters
everywhere, everywhere
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There are well-heeled
shooters everywhere
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And an awful lot of lettuce
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For the fella who can get us there
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If we only had a lousy little grand
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We could be a millionaire
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Good old reliable Nathan
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Nathan, Nathan, Nathan Detroit
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If the size of your bundle
you want to increase
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I'll arrange that you go broke
in quiet and peace
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In a hide-out provided by Nathan
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Where there are
no neighbours to squawk
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It's the oldest-established permanent
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Floating crap game in New York
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Where's the action?
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Where's the game?
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Gotta have the game
or we'll die from shame
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It's the oldest-established permanent
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Floating crap game in
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New York
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Gentlemen, I am deeply touched
by your faith and loyalty.
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Gentlemen, do not worry. Nathan Detroit's
crap game will float again.
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Nathan! Guess who's sittin' in Mindy's
right now, eatin' a steak breakfast.
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- Hitler.
- Wrong. Sky Masterson.
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Sky Masterson's in town. This should be
the greatest crap game of your career.
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- Where's it gonna be?
- City Hall. The mayor's office.
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- What time?
- We will leave you know, Angie.
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Sky Masterson, the highest player
of 'em all. What a spot I'm in.
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- Does he bet higher than the Greek?
- Why do you think they call him Sky?
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Once, with my own eyes,
I saw him bet 5,000 bucks
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that one raindrop'd beat
another raindrop down the window.
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Once he was sick
and would not take penicillin.
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He bet his fever would go to 104.
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- Always makes crazy bets like that.
- Did he win?
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Him and his crazy bets.
He got lucky. It went to 106.
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So why don't I bet him?
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Why don't I bet him
1,000 bucks on somethin'?
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Max, what's the matter no Danish today?
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It's a holiday in Denmark. How do I know?
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- For years you been bringing me Danish.
- So we ain't got Danish today.
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I'm bringing you cheesecake.
You want strudel, I'll bring strudel.
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- I don't like strudel.
- So eat the cheesecake.
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Live it up a little!
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I do not understand you. Everyone's crazy
about Mindy's cheesecake and strudel.
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They must sell thousands
of portions every day.
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That's just it.
Everybody's on cheesecake and strudel.
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Makes me feel like
I'm playing the favourite.
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Playing the favourite...
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Nicely, Benny, go into the kitchen
and find out exactly how many pieces
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of cheesecake they sold yesterday -
also how many pieces of strudel.
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How much cheesecake?
How much strudel?
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What do you wanna know for?
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I'm investigatin' for the FBI. Go!
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Brannigan! Stop breathing down my neck.
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- Why, Nathan!
- Adelaide. Doll!
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Nathan, how could you think
I was Lieutenant Brannigan?
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We don't even use the same perfume.
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I was kinda daydreaming, I guess.
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I don't dream about detectives,
Nathan, even in the daytime.
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Do you know what I dream about? You.
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And your career as a businessman
in a normal business.
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And our career together
as a normal husband and wife.
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Gesundheit. Your cold does not seem
to be getting any better.
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It comes and goes, comes and goes.
It's just a chronic condition.
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Even if it is, it sure hangs on.
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Nathan... speaking of chronic conditions...
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Happy anniversary.
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Guess what's inside.
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- 1,000 bucks?
- I only wish it was.
239
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Go on. Open it up.
240
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"Mr Nathan Detroit. General Manager."
241
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- General manager of what?
- Whatever you set your mind on, Nathan.
242
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I have faith.
243
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:44,800
Adelaide, I...
244
00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:47,100
I do not have a present for you.
245
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,400
Oh, I don't mind, Nathan,
if you don't give me a present.
246
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:53,500
It makes me feel like we were married.
247
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:57,500
Nathan, darling, there isn't anything
I couldn't do without.
248
00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:01,600
Just as long as you don't start
running that crap game again.
249
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Crap game? Adelaide.
Didn't I promise you?
250
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,900
- 1200 cheesecake and 1500 strudel.
- What?
251
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,000
Yesterday Mindy sold
1200 cheesecake and 1500 strudel.
252
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:14,700
More strudel than cheesecake.
Are you sure?
253
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,400
- Straight from the baker's mouth.
- What is this?
254
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:21,300
Statistics. Things a businessman
has to have at his fingertips.
255
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,700
- Any news?
- Not yet. I will leave you know.
256
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,400
I'm gettin' impatient, Detroit.
257
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:31,900
- And what was that about?
- His wife's havin' a baby.
258
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:35,400
But why is he asking you?
259
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,100
He's nervous. It's his first wife.
260
00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:47,200
I'm expecting a fellow
on important business.
261
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,100
Suddenly I get a suspicion
you are trying to get rid of me.
262
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,800
No, doll, no.
But this fella does big business.
263
00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:54,800
- Supermarket?
- Super, super.
264
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:58,200
With him, business is business,
and dolls make him nervous.
265
00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:02,900
Besides, you're late for your rehearsal.
Take Adelaide to the Hot Box. In a cab.
266
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,300
- It's only a few blocks.
- The streets are covered with tourists
267
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,500
and I do not want you molested.
268
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:13,400
Nathan, darling, you are the most
thoughtful man that ever lived.
269
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:18,600
- But who's gonna pay for the cab?
- I am, of course.
270
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,600
Sky Masterson.
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00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:42,200
- Detroit.
- Can I believe my eyes? Is it you?
272
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,800
- How goes your percentage of life?
- Not bad, not bad. And you?
273
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,800
- Healthy at the moment.
- Sit for a minute. Relax. Talk.
274
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,700
Or maybe you're in a hurry.
275
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:54,300
My daddy always said there's only
one time a man should be in a hurry.
276
00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:56,700
When the cops are comin' up the stairs.
277
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,500
How about a coffee?
Maybe a piece of cheesecake?
278
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:03,000
Thanks. I'm pleased to hear
things go well with you, Nathan.
279
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:05,600
From communiqu�s
received in Las Vegas,
280
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:08,900
we understood that Brannigan
was corkin' up the town.
281
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,500
Who worries about Brannigan?
282
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:15,800
- How was Vegas?
- Paradise for two weeks.
283
00:23:15,900 --> 00:23:19,100
I gambled in green pastures,
the dice were my cousins
284
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:23,000
and the dolls were agreeable
with nice teeth and no last names.
285
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:25,900
You are sure I cannot offer you
cheesecake or strudel?
286
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,100
No, thanks. I just ate.
287
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:35,000
- How long you gonna be in town?
- Only tonight. Tomorrow I fly to Havana.
288
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,900
Sky, don't think I am a pest,
but do yourself a favour -
289
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000
eat this last little bite of cheesecake.
You will thank me.
290
00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:45,300
Honestly, I couldn't swallow a mouthful.
291
00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:48,700
- How is Adelaide?
- Fine.
292
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,500
I suppose one of these days
you'll get married.
293
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:56,300
- We all gotta go sometime.
- But, Nathan, we can fight it.
294
00:23:56,400 --> 00:24:01,500
The companionship of a doll is pleasant
even for a period running into months.
295
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,800
But for a close relationship
that can last through our life,
296
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:08,200
no doll can take the place
of aces back to back.
297
00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:13,200
Still, you will admit that Mindy's
cheesecake is the greatest alive.
298
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,800
Gladly. Furthermore,
I am quite partial to Mindy's cheesecake.
299
00:24:18,100 --> 00:24:22,700
And yet, although you might disagree,
many people prefer Mindy's strudel.
300
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,500
Do you disagree?
301
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:27,400
It is my understanding
that the Constitution
302
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:32,000
allows everybody the free choice
between cheesecake and strudel.
303
00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:34,600
I would be interested to hear.
304
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:40,600
Offhand, would you say that Mindy sells
more cheesecake or more strudel?
305
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:45,800
Going strictly by my personal preference,
I'd say more cheesecake than strudel.
306
00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:47,900
For how much?
307
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:51,000
- What?
- For how much?
308
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:56,500
Why, Nathan! I never knew you
to lay money on the line.
309
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,100
You always take your bite off the top.
310
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:03,600
1,000 bucks says that yesterday Mindy
sold more strudel than cheesecake.
311
00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:07,200
- Nathan, let me tell you a story.
- Have we got a bet?
312
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:13,000
On the day I left home to make my way in
the world, my daddy took me to one side.
313
00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:15,500
"Son," my daddy says to me,
314
00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:18,800
"I am sorry I am not able
to bankroll you to a large start,
315
00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:22,100
but not having the necessary
lettuce to get you rolling,
316
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:26,400
instead, I'm going to stake you
to some very valuable advice."
317
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:31,400
"One of these days, a guy is going to
show you a brand-new deck of cards
318
00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:33,900
on which the seal is not yet broken."
319
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:38,400
"Then this guy is going to offer to bet you
that he can make the jack of spades
320
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:42,800
jump out of this brand-new deck
of cards and squirt cider in your ear."
321
00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:47,800
"But, son, you do not accept this bet
because, as sure as you stand there,
322
00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:51,900
you're going to wind up
with an ear full of cider."
323
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:56,300
Now, Nathan, I do not suggest that you
have been clocking Mindy's cheesecake.
324
00:25:56,400 --> 00:26:00,200
- Would I do such a thing?
- However, if you are looking for action,
325
00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:05,800
I will bet you the same 1,000 that you
cannot name the colour tie you have on.
326
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,600
Have we got a bet?
327
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:14,600
No bet.
328
00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:20,700
Polka dots. In the whole world,
nobody but Nathan Detroit
329
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,900
could blow 1,000 bucks on polka dots.
330
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,700
- Hi, Sky.
- Nice to see you.
331
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,300
- How goes it?
- Healthy. And with you, Nicely?
332
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,900
Nicely-nicely, thanks. Nathan?
333
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,500
What's the matter, Nathan? You look sick.
334
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,700
The cheesecake backed up on him.
335
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:46,000
Maybe that's why they told us
they sell more strudel.
336
00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:50,200
Adelaide gave us a message for you.
Be sure and pick her up after the show.
337
00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:52,800
- And don't be late.
- Yes, dear.
338
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,300
- I mean, OK.
- Yes, dear?
339
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,800
This is husband talk if I ever heard it.
340
00:26:57,900 --> 00:27:02,600
You are trapped because Adelaide
is a doll that is most difficult to unload.
341
00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:05,100
I don't want to unload her. I love her.
342
00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:09,200
A guy without a doll... If a guy does
not have a doll, who would holler on him?
343
00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:13,200
- A doll is a necessity.
- I am not putting the knock on dolls.
344
00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:17,400
But they are something to have only when
they come in handy, like cough drops.
345
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:23,300
And the proof that I am right is that dolls
are available as far as the eye can see.
346
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,500
Not dolls like Adelaide.
347
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:31,400
Nathan, nothing personal and no offence,
but, weight for age, all dolls are the same.
348
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:35,500
- All dolls are the same, huh?
- As far as the eye can see.
349
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:40,100
It seems to me the one place a doll would
come in handy would be in Havana.
350
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:44,500
So how come you ain't got one? How
come you are going alone, without a doll?
351
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:47,100
A matter of choice.
I choose to travel alone,
352
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:51,300
but if I wish to take a doll, the supply
is more than Woolworths has got beads.
353
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:55,100
- Not high-class dolls.
- There's only one class: interchangeable.
354
00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:58,500
A doll is a doll.
All dolls, any doll. You name her.
355
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:03,000
Any doll? Will you bet on that? Will you
bet 1,000 bucks that if I name a doll,
356
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:06,000
you can take the same doll
to Havana with you tomorrow?
357
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:08,600
You've got yourself a bet.
358
00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:19,400
I name her.
359
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:23,900
- Her?
- Sergeant Sarah Brown.
360
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,700
Daddy! I got cider in my ear.
361
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,000
It is my fault, you know.
362
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,600
It's not the mission. It's me.
363
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,600
I can't do the job that has to be done.
I'm a failure.
364
00:28:55,200 --> 00:29:00,100
I'd be doing the right thing if I resigned
and went back home to Boston.
365
00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:06,700
Sarah... should you be able
to bend a solid gold watch?
366
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,800
- Of course not.
- That's what I thought.
367
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,500
Why do you want to go home?
There aren't any sinners in Boston?
368
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,700
What have I accomplished here?
369
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,000
Thousands of depraved characters,
370
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,800
and after months of hard work
an empty mission!
371
00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:30,500
Sarah, I'm ashamed of you.
Just because the riffraff of Broadway
372
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:34,800
didn't break down that door when they
heard you were in charge of this mission.
373
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:38,800
These aren't small-town delinquents
who drink too much on Saturday night.
374
00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:44,700
You're up against the devil's first-string
troops, a whole army of devil's disciples.
375
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,900
- Do you take sinners here?
- At any time of the day or night, son.
376
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,100
Come right in and sit down.
377
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,800
- Cup of coffee and a doughnut?
- Just coffee, thanks.
378
00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:59,900
I am not here because I am poor
and hungry... not for food, that is.
379
00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:03,800
"Blessed are they which do hunger
after righteousness." Is that it?
380
00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:07,200
Hunger and thirst after righteousness.
Yes, sir. That's it.
381
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:12,000
My name's Arvide Abernathy. The young
lady at the desk is Sergeant Sarah Brown.
382
00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:15,700
To you, we're Brother Arvide
and Sister Sarah. Sit down, son.
383
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:19,600
- How do you do?
- Brother Sky. Hello, Sister Sarah.
384
00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:22,800
- Is that your name? Sky?
- Sky Masterson.
385
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,300
What is it that troubles you,
Mr Masterson?
386
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:30,600
- Brother Sky.
- I gather you are not in need of money.
387
00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:35,600
I'm healthy at the moment. It can change.
Are only the unhappy poor welcome?
388
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,900
What are you unhappy about, son?
389
00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:41,400
Gambling.
390
00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:44,400
Apparently you're a successful gambler.
391
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,300
Is it wrong to gamble, or only to lose?
392
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:53,000
- I'll come back for help when I'm broke.
- Don't misunderstand.
393
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:57,800
It's just so unusual for a successful
sinner to be unhappy about sin.
394
00:30:57,900 --> 00:31:01,700
Besides, my unhappiness came up
very suddenly. Maybe it'll go away again.
395
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:05,500
We can keep you unhappy, son.
Give us a chance.
396
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,800
You don't look like a gambler at heart.
What made you take it up?
397
00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:14,800
Evil companions. Evil companions
who are always offering me sucker bets.
398
00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:19,400
- Just what is a sucker bet?
- A bet that is reserved for suckers.
399
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:23,100
For a gambler to get sucked in
on such a bet is most humiliating.
400
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:27,500
But to lose it means that you are marked
for a very long time as a chump.
401
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,500
You must go all out to win it.
402
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:33,000
Is that so terrible,
to be marked as a chump?
403
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:36,500
Among my people, being a chump
is like losing your citizenship.
404
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:41,200
A chump is an outsider, a yokel
who will buy anything with varnish on it.
405
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:43,700
Like a solid gold watch for a dollar?
406
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,900
This is a real chump.
407
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,200
Well, I think I'll get some rest
before we go out again.
408
00:31:49,300 --> 00:31:53,600
Brother Sky, I'm glad you found us.
You stay here and talk to Sister Sarah.
409
00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:56,500
Whatever your problems are,
she'll have the answers.
410
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,700
- I hope so.
- I know so.
411
00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:03,100
If there's one thing
Sister Sarah never fails in,
412
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,300
it's solving other people's problems.
413
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,000
What did he mean by that?
414
00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:17,500
The way he said you never fail
in solving other people's problems.
415
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,800
Haven't we changed places,
Mr Masterson?
416
00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:22,100
- Brother Sky.
- Aren't we supposed...
417
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,100
Why do you have trouble
calling me Brother Sky?
418
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,700
We're supposed to be
discussing your problems.
419
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,400
Maybe non-sinners also have problems.
420
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:35,500
If you are sincerely interested in
giving up gambling, Mr... Brother Sky,
421
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,300
reading these pamphlets will help you.
422
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:42,200
My daddy said reading pamphlets
never made anybody give up anything.
423
00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:45,000
Now, I had a more personal help in mind.
424
00:32:45,100 --> 00:32:47,500
There's a midnight prayer meeting
on Thursday.
425
00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:50,800
The day after tomorrow.
Who's going to help me until then?
426
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:54,400
Well, our doors are always open.
Come in any time.
427
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,000
You know what I think, Sister Sarah?
428
00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:03,600
I think you not only don't wanna help me,
but you're against me.
429
00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:07,700
I'm afraid that is true.
I'm afraid I don't trust you, Mr Masterson.
430
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,500
- Brother Sky.
- Mr Masterson.
431
00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:13,200
You don't believe I'm a sinner.
432
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:17,200
I'm prepared to believe you're the biggest
sinner I've ever met in my life.
433
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,200
But you don't believe I want to repent.
434
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:24,600
Is that it?
435
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,800
All of a sudden you want a cup of coffee.
436
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:38,800
Did it ever occur to you that some people
could be all repentance and no sin?
437
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,100
You know, I may start
a chain of missions to help your kind.
438
00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:47,100
"Come all ye repenters and let us
bring a little sin into your life."
439
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:51,400
"There is no peace unto the wicked.
Proverbs." This is wrong.
440
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,500
Let's say it's a matter of opinion,
shall we?
441
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,100
I made a statement of fact. It's wrong.
442
00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:03,000
How dare you! Even if this is not
a church, it is a mission.
443
00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:06,300
- How dare you blaspheme.
- How dare you misquote the Bible.
444
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,300
This is not Proverbs.
445
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,900
- Of course it's Proverbs.
- Isaiah.
446
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:15,800
Chapter 57, verse 20 or 21.
447
00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:22,700
Would you like to bet on it?
Not money, just a nice sociable bet?
448
00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:27,200
Isaiah?
449
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:33,700
Only one thing has been in as many
hotel rooms as I have - the Gideon Bible.
450
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:37,500
Never tangle with me on the Good Book.
I must have read it a dozen times.
451
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,500
- If all that was no help to you...
- Who says it wasn't?
452
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:44,000
In one of my blackest moments
I came up with a three-horse parlay.
453
00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:46,500
Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego.
454
00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:51,700
- Mr Masterson, why did you come here?
- I told you, I'm an unhappy sinner.
455
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:55,400
- Excuse me, but you're a liar.
- Lying is not one of my sins.
456
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:59,200
I am not in the market
for a one-dollar solid gold watch.
457
00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:01,200
All right. We'll lay it on the line.
458
00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:04,500
- We'll deal the hand open.
- Could you say that in English?
459
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:08,000
I'm sure you've earned your stripes
in combat against the devil.
460
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,800
- There's no need to be sarcastic.
- But not on this battlefield
461
00:35:11,900 --> 00:35:14,600
against the devil's first-line troops.
462
00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:17,800
You can't get at the enemy.
This mission is laying an egg.
463
00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:20,800
- You have no way of knowing.
- I've got lots of ways.
464
00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:24,100
You are stuck with a store
full of repentance and no customers.
465
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,100
Without sinners to repent,
repentance doesn't exist.
466
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:31,200
So you're stuck with a store full
of nothing. Do I give you a fair rundown?
467
00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:34,400
I wouldn't know.
I've never had a rundown.
468
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:39,600
- Would you be open to a proposition?
- I've had those. No.
469
00:35:39,700 --> 00:35:42,400
Don't flatter yourself. I'm talking business.
470
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:46,200
I am in a position to supply
the raw material you need for your work.
471
00:35:46,300 --> 00:35:48,400
- Namely sinners.
- How?
472
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:52,500
That's my work. Now when is this
big midnight meeting of yours?
473
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:58,200
Thursday. I guarantee to supply that
meeting with one dozen genuine sinners.
474
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:03,200
- Whether they repent or not is up to you.
- Thank you. That's a fair rundown.
475
00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:05,700
Now, if you will excuse me...
476
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,800
Just a minute, Sister Sarah.
477
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:12,800
This is not a charity contribution.
This is a business transaction.
478
00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:15,100
Something you want for something I want.
479
00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:17,600
And what is that?
480
00:36:20,300 --> 00:36:22,800
Have dinner with me tomorrow night.
481
00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:30,300
Why should that be something you want?
482
00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:33,500
Well, maybe because I think
I'll be hungry tomorrow night.
483
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,700
- Keep this. It's my marker.
- Your what?
484
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:40,300
My marker. My IOU for one dozen
genuine sinners delivered as described.
485
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:44,000
- I will pick you up tomorrow at noon.
- At noon to go to dinner?
486
00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:49,100
It takes time to get there. We're going to
my favourite restaurant - El Caf� Cabana.
487
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,900
Where's that?
488
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,500
- Havana.
- Havana, Cuba?
489
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:58,300
- Well, what other Havanas are there?
- You wanna take me to dinner in Cuba?
490
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:03,500
- Well, they eat in Cuba, same as we do.
- What do you take me for? A chump?
491
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,700
- Isaiah's on the other side.
- Get out.
492
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,900
What are they worth to ya? One dozen
genuine sinners ready for salvation.
493
00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:13,600
What are they worth to you?
A chicken salad in the tearoom?
494
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,800
One last word, Sergeant.
I don't want you to walk out of this room
495
00:37:17,900 --> 00:37:22,000
thinking you're upset because some
black-hearted sinner made advances...
496
00:37:22,100 --> 00:37:27,400
- It's none of your business what I think.
- ..to a virtuous lady with a white soul.
497
00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:33,000
Any sinful thoughts present in this room
at this time come out of you, doll, not me.
498
00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:37,400
You're quite right. I'm nothing
but a repressed, neurotic girl -
499
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:41,200
I've read books on the subject -
who is abnormally attracted to sin,
500
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:46,500
and so abnormally afraid of it. You're
not the first man to try that approach.
501
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:50,800
I am happy to know that I am not the first
man who tried to approach in any way.
502
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,900
- You're not even close.
- I imagine you've succeeded
503
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,100
in blocking all possible approaches.
504
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,300
Except for a few that
you wouldn't know about, I'm afraid.
505
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:03,300
Well, of course, I only know
the ones on the outskirts of society.
506
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,000
What are the approaches like
on the inskirts?
507
00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:09,100
All paved with honourable intentions?
508
00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:11,900
- I wonder what he'll be like.
- Who?
509
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:18,000
That upright, downright, forthright square
with his close-shaved chin up,
510
00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:22,900
who right now, somewhere, is marching
along the proper approach to proper you.
511
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:27,700
- What'll he be like?
- He will not be a gambler, for one thing.
512
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,300
I can name better than you the things
he won't be, but what will he be?
513
00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:35,700
- How will you know when he gets to you?
- Don't worry. I'll know.
514
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:40,400
For I've imagined every bit of him
515
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:43,500
From his strong moral fibre
516
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,300
To the wisdom in his head
517
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:51,900
To the homey aroma of his pipe
518
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,400
You have wished yourself
a small-town Galahad
519
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,800
The breakfast-eating four-button type
520
00:38:58,900 --> 00:39:05,200
And I shall meet him
when the time is ripe
521
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,400
I'll know
522
00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:12,000
When my love comes along
523
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:17,200
I won't take a chance
524
00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:20,600
For, oh
525
00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:24,400
He'll be just what I need
526
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:28,800
Not some fly-by-night
Broadway romance
527
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:34,000
And you'll know at a glance
by the two pair of pants
528
00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:36,800
I'll know
529
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:40,100
By his calm, steady voice
530
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:44,600
Those feet on the ground
531
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,800
I'll know
532
00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:53,100
As I run to his arms
533
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,900
That at last I've come home
534
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,800
Safe and sound
535
00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:05,400
And till then I shall wait
536
00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:12,300
And till then I'll be strong
537
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:17,500
For I'll know
538
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:21,800
When my love
539
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:27,200
Comes along
540
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:31,900
Mine will come as a surprise to me
541
00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:37,700
Mine I leave to chance and chemistry
542
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,900
- Chemistry?
- Yeah, chemistry.
543
00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:47,200
Suddenly I'll know
544
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,600
When my love comes along
545
00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:54,800
I'll know then and there
546
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,800
I'll know
547
00:40:57,900 --> 00:41:00,400
At the sight of her face
548
00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:07,000
How I care, how I care, how I care
549
00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:09,400
And I'll stop
550
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:12,200
And I'll stare
551
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:16,300
And I'll know
552
00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:19,000
Long before we can speak
553
00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:21,700
I'll know
554
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,600
In my heart
555
00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:27,100
I'll know
556
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,700
And I won't ever ask
557
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:34,000
Am I right? Am I wise? Am I smart?
558
00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:36,900
But I'll stop
559
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,100
And I'll stare
560
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:42,200
At that face
561
00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:46,500
In the throng
562
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,100
Yes, I'll know
563
00:41:53,300 --> 00:41:57,000
When my love
564
00:41:57,100 --> 00:42:02,300
Comes along
565
00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:48,200
Well, that makes it necessary
for me to drop back again.
566
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:50,900
Matthew 5:39.
567
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:55,200
Don't bother looking it up.
It's the bit about the other cheek.
568
00:43:25,700 --> 00:43:30,000
I know, Joey.
But the 1,000 bucks is guaranteed.
569
00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:33,100
What? It's a bet I cannot lose.
570
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:38,300
I bet Sky Masterson he could not take
a certain doll to Havana with him.
571
00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:41,100
Not this doll.
572
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,600
Now for the grand finale
of our round-the-world revue,
573
00:43:46,700 --> 00:43:51,800
the Hot Box takes you out to the alley
with Miss Adelaide and her Alley Kittens.
574
00:45:13,300 --> 00:45:15,700
One meow, two meow,
three meow, scat!
575
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,800
What's the initial of my pet tomcat?
576
00:45:17,900 --> 00:45:20,300
Is it A, B, C, D, E, F, G?
577
00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:22,600
Is it H or J or L, M, N, O, P?
578
00:45:22,700 --> 00:45:25,200
Is it L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T?
579
00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:28,300
No, it's you! You're the cat for me!
580
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:04,000
You know you've been mean to me
581
00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:08,100
And you know when you're mean to me
582
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:13,300
How it always makes me wanna roam
583
00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:17,400
And you know there's a danger
584
00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:22,300
That some gentle stranger
585
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:30,900
Might pick me up
and make me feel at home
586
00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:32,400
So pet me, Poppa
587
00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:34,200
Poppa, pet me nice
588
00:46:35,900 --> 00:46:37,600
Ooh, pet me, Poppa
589
00:46:37,700 --> 00:46:41,200
- Poppa, melt the ice
- And you know how
590
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:44,100
If you don't want me out roamin' the city
591
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,400
Talk to me pretty - here, kitty kitty!
592
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:47,900
And pet me, Poppa
593
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,800
Poppa, pet me nice
594
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,000
Ooh, pet me, Poppa
595
00:46:53,100 --> 00:46:54,700
Poppa, pet me good
596
00:46:56,300 --> 00:46:58,200
Mm, pet me, Poppa
597
00:46:58,300 --> 00:47:01,600
- Proper, like you should
- And you know how
598
00:47:01,700 --> 00:47:04,400
If you care to keep me home by the fire
599
00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:06,800
Specially when it's time to retire
600
00:47:06,900 --> 00:47:08,500
Then pet me, Poppa
601
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,700
Poppa, pet me good
602
00:47:11,300 --> 00:47:13,800
Warm up my saucer of milk
603
00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:16,300
And maybe I'll purr
604
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,700
Lay out my cushion of silk
605
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,300
Don't rumple my fur
606
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,000
- Just reach over and...
- Pet me, Poppa
607
00:47:25,100 --> 00:47:28,600
Poppa, melt the ice
608
00:47:28,700 --> 00:47:31,300
If you don't want me out roamin' the city
609
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,600
Talk to me pretty - here, kitty kitty!
610
00:47:33,700 --> 00:47:35,100
And pet me, Poppa
611
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:38,900
That's my good advice
612
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,800
Pet me, Poppa
613
00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:42,900
Pet me, Poppa
614
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,300
Pet me, Poppa
615
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,500
Poppa, pet me
616
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,600
That'll get me! Pet me, Poppa
617
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:56,000
Poppa, pet me nice
618
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:04,900
I gotta hang up. Can I tell the guys that
the game'll be at your garage tomorrow?
619
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:10,200
I would gladly pay you in advance, but
I will not get the money until tomorrow.
620
00:48:10,300 --> 00:48:12,900
I've got to have time
to spread the word around.
621
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,600
Joey, listen to...
622
00:48:16,700 --> 00:48:18,300
Yes, Joey.
623
00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:22,800
Drop dead, Joey.
624
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,000
Oh, Nathan, darling!
625
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,100
You got here early.
626
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,800
It's so thrilling to find you waiting for me.
627
00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:40,800
Just like we were married
and I was coming home from work.
628
00:48:40,900 --> 00:48:43,900
You wouldn't make me stop working,
would you, Nathan?
629
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:48,200
That would be cruel. A doll like you could
earn good money for another ten years.
630
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,400
- Easy.
- Sweet!
631
00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:52,600
And you were reading my book, too.
632
00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:56,200
See? I told you reading
don't make people go blind.
633
00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:59,000
It's very interesting, isn't it?
634
00:48:59,100 --> 00:49:01,500
What is? Oh, the book. Yeah.
635
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:06,800
The doctor gave it to me. He said
it might help me get rid of my cold.
636
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,700
- With a book?
- He thinks that my cold might possibly
637
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,300
be caused by psychology.
638
00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:16,600
How does he know you got psychology?
639
00:49:16,700 --> 00:49:19,800
Nathan! Everybody has got it.
640
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:26,000
And female psychology explains why
certain girls do certain kinds of things.
641
00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:29,000
It's all in the book.
642
00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:33,200
Must be some book.
643
00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:38,400
Would it, for instance,
tell you what kind of a doll
644
00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:42,800
would go for a certain kind of a guy
which you wouldn't think she would?
645
00:49:42,900 --> 00:49:47,000
Nathan! No matter
how terrible a fella seems,
646
00:49:47,100 --> 00:49:50,400
you can never be sure
that some girl won't go for him.
647
00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:52,600
Take us.
648
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:56,200
Get dressed. We'll go eat.
649
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:03,600
Starting with next week, Nathan,
I will be getting a raise in salary.
650
00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:06,000
Where does it say what different dolls do?
651
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,400
You're not even listening to me.
652
00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:10,700
Gesundheit.
653
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:14,400
I will be making enough
so that we can finally get married.
654
00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:16,500
What do you think?
655
00:50:17,700 --> 00:50:20,200
Of course we'll get married.
Sooner or later.
656
00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:24,000
Nathan, after 14 years
it is already too late to be sooner.
657
00:50:24,100 --> 00:50:28,400
And if it gets much later,
soon it will be too late even to be later.
658
00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:30,500
Gesundheit.
659
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:34,700
Besides, Nathan, I don't know
what to do any more about Mother.
660
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:39,900
- Mother? What about your mother?
- This is something I haven't told you,
661
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,900
but my mother, back in Rhode Island,
662
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:47,700
she thinks that...
that we are already married.
663
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,000
How could she think such a thing?
664
00:50:50,100 --> 00:50:53,900
Maybe because I wrote her
that we were already married.
665
00:50:54,700 --> 00:50:57,800
- That would make her think so.
- In Rhode Island
666
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:01,200
people do not remain engaged
for 14 years.
667
00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:05,000
- They get married.
- So how come it's such a small state?
668
00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:11,400
Furthermore, after about two years...
after about two years we...
669
00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:14,100
We got a divorce?
670
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:17,700
- We had a baby.
- You wrote your mother we had a baby?
671
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,900
I had to, Nathan.
Mother kept after me and after me
672
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,300
and finally I just ran out of excuses.
673
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:27,100
And what type baby was it?
674
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:30,900
It was a boy. I named it after you, Nathan.
675
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,100
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
676
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:37,100
Tell me, what has Nathan Junior
been doing all these years?
677
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:40,600
Well... right now he's in boarding school.
678
00:51:40,700 --> 00:51:46,300
As a matter of fact, I wrote Mother that
he won the football game last Saturday.
679
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,800
I wish I had a bet on it.
680
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,900
But, Nathan...
681
00:51:52,300 --> 00:51:54,400
That isn't all.
682
00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:58,500
You're not going to say
we also have an Adelaide Junior?
683
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:03,100
All these years, Nathan.
Mother believes in big families, and...
684
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,900
And we had such an early start.
685
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,500
Just give me the grand total.
686
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,900
- Five.
- Adelaide!
687
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:19,600
How could you do such a thing
to a nice old broad like your mother?
688
00:52:19,700 --> 00:52:23,400
Nathan, darling, let's just us get married
689
00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:26,700
and I'll handle everything else. OK?
690
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,000
OK, doll. When we're ready.
691
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:33,600
Nathan, we are ready now.
We have been ready for 14 years.
692
00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:37,400
All we need now is a licence
and a blood test.
693
00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:41,700
- Blood test?
- Don't worry, Nathan. You've got blood.
694
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:46,800
What a city! First they close my crap
game and then they open my veins.
695
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,600
Nathan, you gave up the crap game.
696
00:52:49,700 --> 00:52:54,600
Of course I did, doll. And you know why?
For you. Because I love you.
697
00:52:55,900 --> 00:52:58,200
Can I borrow some earrings?
698
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,200
It is customary, Laverne, to knock
699
00:53:01,300 --> 00:53:05,600
when entering the private
dressing room of an engaged person.
700
00:53:05,700 --> 00:53:10,100
As far as I'm concerned,
you are in here by yourself.
701
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:14,100
- May I borrow some earrings?
- Diamonds or pearls?
702
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:17,500
- Diamonds.
- Top drawer of the trunk. The big box.
703
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:29,400
Aren't they a little long, dear?
Remember, you've got a short neck.
704
00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:31,400
He's a tall man.
705
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:35,400
You! I'm all dated up
with Society Max tomorrow night,
706
00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:39,200
and he breaks it
on account of your silly crap game.
707
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:56,300
Adelaide, look at me. I'm on my knees.
708
00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:01,000
Oh, get up.
It reminds me of your crap game.
709
00:54:01,100 --> 00:54:03,000
Adelaide, doll!
710
00:54:03,700 --> 00:54:06,900
You're getting yourself
upset about nothin'.
711
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,600
It's a game I set up a long time ago.
I couldn't get out of it.
712
00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:12,700
Understand?
713
00:54:13,900 --> 00:54:16,700
Look, we love each other.
We're gonna get married.
714
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,800
We'll be happy.
715
00:54:18,900 --> 00:54:21,600
Get out of my life, Nathan Detroit.
716
00:54:31,300 --> 00:54:33,000
I knew you'd understand.
717
00:54:33,100 --> 00:54:35,300
Gesundheit.
718
00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:03,000
It says here:
719
00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:06,200
The average unmarried female
720
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:09,200
Basically insecure
721
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,300
Due to some long frustration
722
00:55:13,300 --> 00:55:15,400
May react
723
00:55:16,300 --> 00:55:20,800
With psychosomatic symptoms
724
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:23,300
Difficult to endure
725
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:29,000
Affecting the upper respiratory tract
726
00:55:33,100 --> 00:55:38,400
In other words, just from waiting around
for that plain little band of gold
727
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:42,400
A person can develop a cold
728
00:55:43,100 --> 00:55:48,200
You can spray her wherever
you figure the streptococci lurk
729
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:53,200
You can give her a shot for whatever
she's got but it just won't work
730
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:58,400
If she's tired of getting
that fisheye from the hotel clerk
731
00:55:58,500 --> 00:56:01,900
A person can develop a cold
732
00:56:04,900 --> 00:56:07,100
It says here:
733
00:56:07,100 --> 00:56:10,200
The female remaining single
734
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,500
Constantly in suspense
735
00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:18,100
Shows a neurotic tendency
736
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,600
See note
737
00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:22,200
See note? Note?
738
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:26,100
Chronic organic syndromes
739
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:29,600
Toxic or hypertense
740
00:56:29,700 --> 00:56:33,300
Involving the eye, the ear,
the nose and throat
741
00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:42,600
In other words, just from wondering
whether the wedding is on or off
742
00:56:42,700 --> 00:56:46,500
A person can develop a cough
743
00:56:47,900 --> 00:56:52,900
You can feed her all day
with the vitamin A and the bromo fizz
744
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:57,800
But the medicine never gets
anywhere near where the trouble is
745
00:56:57,900 --> 00:57:02,900
If she's getting a kind of a name
for herself and the name ain't his
746
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,900
A person can develop a cough
747
00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:12,600
And furthermore, just from stalling
and stalling and stalling the wedding trip
748
00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:16,500
A person can develop la grippe
749
00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:22,400
When they get on the train for Niagara
750
00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:26,400
And she can hear church bells chime
751
00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:29,000
The compartment is air-conditioned
752
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:35,200
And the mood sublime
753
00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:39,400
Then they get off at Yonkers racetrack
754
00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:41,900
For the 14th time
755
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,600
A person can develop la grippe
756
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:49,300
La grippe, la post-nasal drip
757
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,700
With the wheezes and the sneezes
758
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:55,000
And a sinus that's really a pip
759
00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:05,700
From a lack of community property
and a feeling she's getting too old
760
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:15,700
A person can develop a bad, bad cold
761
00:58:38,700 --> 00:58:42,800
Follow the fold and stray no more
762
00:58:42,900 --> 00:58:47,100
Stray no more, stray no more
763
00:58:47,100 --> 00:58:51,400
Put down the bottle
and we'll say no more
764
00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:13,000
One minute earlier
you would have witnessed
765
00:59:13,100 --> 00:59:16,400
Miss Sarah give
Sky Masterson a 100% brushoff.
766
00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:19,300
So the 1,000 for Joey
is practically in your pocket.
767
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:22,600
- You should be jumping for joy.
- I'm jumpin'.
768
00:59:22,700 --> 00:59:25,300
You got work to do.
Arrangements to make.
769
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:29,400
- A shave and a hot towel'll fix you up.
- For who should I have a shave?
770
00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:32,900
- For who should I have a hot towel?
- Do you know what is at stake here?
771
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:36,400
Nathan Detroit's crap game.
Because of a doll.
772
00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:39,400
I cannot believe a number one
businessman like you
773
00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:42,300
could let himself
fall in love with his own fianc�e.
774
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:47,900
So Adelaide is my weakness! Can you not
be tolerant that I have got a weakness?
775
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:54,000
Especially since this is a sad condition
that guys are in all over the world? Look.
776
00:59:54,100 --> 00:59:58,500
What's playin' at the Roxy?
I'll tell you what's playin' at the Roxy
777
00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:01,100
It's a picture about a Minnesota man
so in love with a Mississippi girl
778
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:04,500
That he sacrifices everything
and moves all the way to Biloxi
779
01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:07,100
That's what's playin' at the Roxy
780
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:10,800
What's in the Daily News?
I'll tell you what's in the Daily News
781
01:00:10,900 --> 01:00:13,900
Story about a guy
who bought his wife a small ruby
782
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:17,100
With what otherwise
would have been his union dues
783
01:00:17,100 --> 01:00:19,900
That's what's in the Daily News
784
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:24,000
What's happenin' all over?
I'll tell you what's happenin' all over
785
01:00:24,100 --> 01:00:28,400
Guys sitting home by a television set
who used to be something of a rover
786
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:31,400
That's what's happening all over
787
01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:34,800
Love is the thing that has licked them
788
01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:38,100
And it looks like I'm just another victim
789
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:40,300
Yes, sir.
790
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:44,500
When you see a guy
reach for stars in the sky
791
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:49,000
You can bet
that he's doin' it for some doll
792
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:53,400
When you spot a John
waitin' out in the rain
793
01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:57,800
Chances are he's insane
as only a John can be for a Jane
794
01:00:57,900 --> 01:01:02,200
When you meet a gent
payin' all kinds of rent
795
01:01:02,300 --> 01:01:06,700
For a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal
796
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:09,200
Call it sad, call it funny
797
01:01:09,300 --> 01:01:14,900
But it's better than even money
that the guy's only doin' it for some doll
798
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:35,200
When you see a Joe
savin' half of his dough
799
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:39,600
You can bet there'll be
mink in it for some doll
800
01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:44,000
When a bum buys wine
like a bum can't afford
801
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:48,300
It's a cinch that the bum
is under the thumb of some little broad
802
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:52,700
When you meet a mug
lately out of the jug
803
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:57,200
And he's still liftin' platinum folderol
804
01:01:57,300 --> 01:01:59,500
Call it hell, call it heaven
805
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:05,900
It's a probable twelve to seven
that the guy's only doin' it for some doll
806
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:28,200
When you see a sport
and his cash has run short
807
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:32,600
You can bet
he's been blowin' it on some doll
808
01:02:32,700 --> 01:02:37,000
When a guy wears tails
with the front gleaming white
809
01:02:37,100 --> 01:02:41,500
Who the heck do you think
he's ticklin' pink on Saturday night?
810
01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:45,900
When some lazy slob
gets a good steady job
811
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:49,900
And he smells from Vitalis and Barbasol
812
01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:52,900
Call it dumb, call it clever
813
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:58,200
Ah, but you can give odds for ever
that the guy's only doin' it for some doll
814
01:02:58,300 --> 01:02:59,800
Some doll, some doll
815
01:02:59,900 --> 01:03:05,800
The guy's only doin' it for some doll
816
01:03:08,900 --> 01:03:13,400
Well, I think we finally managed
to shake off the prince of darkness.
817
01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:15,800
You certainly discouraged him.
818
01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:18,000
I certainly did.
819
01:03:20,700 --> 01:03:22,600
Arvide.
820
01:03:22,700 --> 01:03:25,500
General Cartwright,
what a pleasant surprise.
821
01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:28,000
- We didn't know you were in town.
- A flying visit.
822
01:03:28,100 --> 01:03:32,000
Flew in from Boston early this morning.
Important luncheon meeting.
823
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:36,000
While waiting, thought I'd check
a few of our outposts informally.
824
01:03:36,100 --> 01:03:40,900
I'm surprised the mission was unattended
in a neighbourhood as unsavoury as this.
825
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,900
Why should you be surprised?
You've seen our records.
826
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:47,500
We don't seem to get anyone in here
even to rob the place.
827
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,700
Yes.
828
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:52,800
Well, now that you've brought it up,
829
01:03:52,900 --> 01:03:57,000
I must confess I have come for
a purpose - an unhappy one, I'm afraid.
830
01:03:57,100 --> 01:04:00,200
It doesn't look as if
we accomplish anything, but in time...
831
01:04:00,300 --> 01:04:04,100
Time, I'm afraid,
is what we can no longer afford.
832
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:07,500
My good friends,
after careful deliberation,
833
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:11,100
headquarters has decided
to close this branch of the mission.
834
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:14,700
- Close the mission?
- No, General. Please!
835
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:17,900
Even if I haven't made a success of it,
someone will.
836
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:22,000
Sarah Brown, if you can't
attract sinners, nobody can.
837
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:26,300
There are so many calls on us. So many
other places where our work is needed.
838
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:30,700
How do you do?
839
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:35,500
- I don't believe we've met, Brother...?
- Brother Sky Masterson. Former sinner.
840
01:04:35,900 --> 01:04:39,600
I am General Cartwright,
regional director of Save-A-Soul.
841
01:04:39,700 --> 01:04:43,700
- Why isn't his name on the report?
- What were you doing in there?
842
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:47,600
I was resting, Sister Sarah.
I was going to ask Brother Arvide
843
01:04:47,700 --> 01:04:52,100
if he might let me carry the drum
when we go out again this afternoon.
844
01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:56,200
On behalf of former sinners of the future,
I protest the closing of this mission.
845
01:04:56,300 --> 01:05:01,400
- General, I think I should explain to you...
- Sarah, this man has a right to be heard.
846
01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:03,500
Continue, Brother Sky.
847
01:05:06,300 --> 01:05:09,900
General, would you be open
to a proposition?
848
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:14,600
The general is flying back to Boston. She
will not be available for dinner tonight.
849
01:05:14,900 --> 01:05:17,600
Sarah, what are you talking about?
850
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:22,400
- What have you got in mind, young man?
- Faith in Sister Sarah.
851
01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:27,200
I ask you to give her 36 hours to show
that she can make this mission pay off.
852
01:05:27,300 --> 01:05:31,200
Saving souls should not be
referred to as paying off.
853
01:05:31,300 --> 01:05:34,900
- Why 36 hours?
- Because he knows our big meeting,
854
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,800
36 hours from now,
will be a great success.
855
01:05:37,900 --> 01:05:39,400
Uncle Arvide!
856
01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:42,700
But how can you guarantee that,
Brother Sky?
857
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:47,400
Well, let's just say
I have a feeling about it.
858
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:51,900
"If sinners entice thee, consent thou not."
That's the wrong thought.
859
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,700
Where is yesterday's thought for today?
860
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:57,300
Top right-hand drawer.
861
01:05:58,900 --> 01:06:00,600
Excuse me, General.
862
01:06:00,700 --> 01:06:04,400
Before going to the expense
of a meeting, you'd require more
863
01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:07,300
than just a feeling
that it will be successful.
864
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:10,000
It's a very strong feeling, General.
865
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:16,400
"There is no peace to the wicked."
Isaiah 57:21. That is correct.
866
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,100
General, my proposition is this.
867
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:23,600
Why don't you come to the midnight
meeting and find out for yourself?
868
01:06:23,700 --> 01:06:27,600
Well, if I thought there was a chance
of finding definite progress,
869
01:06:27,700 --> 01:06:29,800
any sizeable turnout...
870
01:06:40,700 --> 01:06:43,100
What do you think, Sister Sarah?
871
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:48,800
Don't you honestly believe this mission
could be saved within the next 36 hours?
872
01:06:54,900 --> 01:07:00,800
General Cartwright, I am in a position
to guarantee you personally
873
01:07:00,900 --> 01:07:04,000
at least one dozen genuine sinners.
874
01:07:04,100 --> 01:07:06,600
Hallelujah!
875
01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:14,400
Be sure you're wearing your carnation.
876
01:07:19,700 --> 01:07:24,200
Remember, nobody gets in the crap game
without they got a red carnation.
877
01:07:24,300 --> 01:07:28,600
- It's like a password. Nathan's orders.
- We got the flowers. Where is the action?
878
01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:31,800
The minute Nathan arrives we're gonna...
879
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:38,000
He has arrived. Is it all set? Can I tell
the customers it's Joey Biltmore's...
880
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:42,800
Not till I put the 1,000 in Joey's hand.
And I haven't got it yet.
881
01:07:42,900 --> 01:07:47,700
I sent Nicely to wait for Sky. When he gets
the money, Nicely'll bring it back to me.
882
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:50,600
They won't stick around.
They're getting nervous.
883
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:52,700
I'm not nervous?
884
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:57,100
Harry the Horse.
How is everything in Brooklyn?
885
01:07:57,100 --> 01:08:00,200
I hope, Detroit,
that you will not spoil our evenin'.
886
01:08:00,300 --> 01:08:03,700
I happen to be entertainin'
a very prominent guest tonight.
887
01:08:03,700 --> 01:08:06,800
I would like you to meet
Big Jule from Chicago.
888
01:08:07,900 --> 01:08:11,000
I would like you to meet
Big Jule from Chicago.
889
01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:17,200
Big Jule, welcome to our fair city.
In which, as you know, the heat is on.
890
01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:21,700
However, if you will be patient,
you will be provided with action.
891
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,800
What do you say?
Shall we stick around or blow?
892
01:08:30,900 --> 01:08:33,600
I come here to shoot crap.
Let's shoot crap.
893
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,900
- Order another milkshake and relax.
- Nathan!
894
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:43,600
Do not let the fact that Big Jule
drinks milk give you any wrong ideas.
895
01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:48,400
- Big Jule does not like to be displeased.
- Why, Harry, did I give the impression
896
01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:54,000
I was being rude to a guest with such
a well-deserved reputation as Big Jule?
897
01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:59,500
Big Jule, I am sure that you did not
misunderstand my kidding remarks.
898
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:05,400
It's just that one look at your kindly face,
which is so full of fun, good fellowship...
899
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:09,400
Could I have a swallow of your milk?
900
01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:12,200
Well, well, well...
901
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:16,100
What have we here?
902
01:09:17,900 --> 01:09:20,900
The jails must be empty tonight.
903
01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:23,800
Can anybody be missing?
904
01:09:23,900 --> 01:09:27,500
Harry the Horse, Liver Lips Louie,
905
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:31,700
Angie the Ox, Society Max...
906
01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:37,100
And here is a face
for which I cannot supply a name.
907
01:09:37,900 --> 01:09:40,300
May I ask where you come from?
908
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:42,400
East Cicero, Illinois.
909
01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:44,900
And what is your occupation there?
910
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,300
I'm a scoutmaster.
911
01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:54,200
Don't ever help my mother
across the street.
912
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:58,700
Such lovely red carnations.
913
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:06,300
Is it a funeral? Did somebody die
suddenly that I don't know about yet?
914
01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:21,100
What's on, Nathan? What brings
all these senior delinquents together?
915
01:10:21,100 --> 01:10:25,400
- They got Ionely. How do I know?
- Why are they all wearing carnations?
916
01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:29,400
- They are also all wearing pants.
- You are up to no good, Detroit!
917
01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:34,100
Is it a crime to wear flowers? Is Mindy's
suddenly a hideout for gangsters?
918
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:39,200
Lieutenant, I'll confess. We're smuggling
hot cheesecake into Canada.
919
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:47,200
This is all I need. It's complete.
920
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:52,500
Everybody in the whole world
who hates me is now here.
921
01:11:04,300 --> 01:11:07,300
What's the use, Nathan?
Why try to keep it a secret?
922
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:11,100
- Bite your tongue, Benny.
- All right, what's this all about?
923
01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:14,000
- It's... a party, Lieutenant.
- What kind of a party?
924
01:11:14,100 --> 01:11:17,200
A dinner.
A bachelor dinner for Nathan Detroit.
925
01:11:17,300 --> 01:11:19,200
He's gettin' married.
926
01:11:19,900 --> 01:11:23,200
For he's a jolly good fellow,
for he's a jolly good fellow
927
01:11:23,300 --> 01:11:26,100
For he's a jolly good fellow
928
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:28,500
Which nobody cannot deny
929
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:34,200
Nathan, darling. I'm so thrilled.
930
01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:38,200
- Why didn't you tell me?
- It was gonna be a surprise wedding.
931
01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:42,500
You certainly had me fooled, Detroit.
When is the happy occasion?
932
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:47,500
Well, it's gonna take a little time -
to get the blood test and the licence.
933
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:50,300
Wouldn't it be wonderful
to get married tomorrow?
934
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:53,100
After the opening
of the new show at the Hot Box.
935
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:57,900
Adelaide, according to the laws under
which we live, it's gonna take a little time.
936
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,000
You could elope.
937
01:12:00,100 --> 01:12:04,200
- You are telling me to violate the law?
- It's legal to elope at your age.
938
01:12:04,300 --> 01:12:08,200
And the great state of Maryland will
marry you right away - no blood test.
939
01:12:08,300 --> 01:12:10,100
Ain't that unhealthy?
940
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:14,300
The lieutenant has come up with
a romantic suggestion of which I approve.
941
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:18,800
Elope, and for the trip
I will loan you my getaway car.
942
01:12:18,900 --> 01:12:21,200
That is, my station wagon.
943
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:25,800
Oh, Nathan, darling. Let's do it.
944
01:12:25,900 --> 01:12:28,000
Please?
945
01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:38,000
OK. Deal me in.
946
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:43,900
Speech, Nathan.
947
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,400
Yeah, give us a little speech.
948
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:54,300
Unaccustomed as I am
to getting married
949
01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:59,400
I am taking this occasion here to say
950
01:13:01,300 --> 01:13:04,700
That me and Adelaide
951
01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:13,200
Are finally naming the day
952
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:16,600
Though she knows deep in her heart
953
01:13:17,100 --> 01:13:19,200
I'm a phoney and I'm a fake
954
01:13:20,100 --> 01:13:23,800
She wants five children to start
955
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:27,800
Five's a difficult point to make
956
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:31,000
But...
957
01:13:31,100 --> 01:13:34,800
Adelaide, Adelaide
958
01:13:34,900 --> 01:13:37,400
Ever-Iovin' Adelaide
959
01:13:37,900 --> 01:13:41,200
Is takin' a chance on me
960
01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:47,600
Takin' a chance
I'll be respectable and nice
961
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:50,800
Give up cards and dice
962
01:13:50,900 --> 01:13:53,800
And go for shoes and rice
963
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:57,100
So gentlemen, deal me out
964
01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:59,600
Do not try to feel me out
965
01:14:00,300 --> 01:14:03,700
I got no more evenings free
966
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:08,100
Since Adelaide, Adelaide
967
01:14:08,700 --> 01:14:11,000
Ever-Iovin' Adelaide
968
01:14:11,100 --> 01:14:13,400
Is takin' a chance
969
01:14:13,900 --> 01:14:16,500
Talk about your long shots
970
01:14:16,700 --> 01:14:21,500
Takin' a chance on me
971
01:14:23,900 --> 01:14:26,600
Well, my congratulations, too.
972
01:14:26,700 --> 01:14:30,400
And I certainly hope
there's nothing in heredity.
973
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:36,300
It might seem unimportant to you,
but your blintzes are gettin' cold.
974
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:39,800
Who cares? As long as Nathan stays hot.
975
01:14:40,900 --> 01:14:44,100
Look, don't forget to bring
my purse to the Hot Box.
976
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:48,400
Nathan, darling, I'm so excited. I don't
even wanna eat and go back to work.
977
01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:52,000
I've got so many things to do
before tomorrow night.
978
01:14:55,300 --> 01:14:58,800
What about my mother?
I've gotta write to her. What'll I say?
979
01:14:58,900 --> 01:15:01,800
Send a telegram. Date it back 14 years.
980
01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:07,700
Adelaide
981
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:10,500
Adelaide
982
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:13,100
Ever-Iovin' Adelaide
983
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:16,700
Is takin' a chance on me
984
01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:22,100
Takin' a chance
I'll be respectable and nice
985
01:15:22,700 --> 01:15:24,900
Give up the cards and dice
986
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:27,400
And go for shoes and rice
987
01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:30,100
So gentlemen, deal me out
988
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:32,400
Do not try to feel me out
989
01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:35,600
You got no more evenings free
990
01:15:35,700 --> 01:15:37,200
You may scratch me.
991
01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:39,700
- Since Adelaide
- Adelaide
992
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:42,000
Ever-Iovin' Adelaide
993
01:15:42,100 --> 01:15:44,500
Is takin' a chance
994
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:47,100
Talk about your long shots
995
01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:49,900
Takin' a chance
996
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:56,600
On me
997
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:04,300
Nathan, you are indeed a most lucky fella.
She is a most beautiful doll indeed.
998
01:16:04,400 --> 01:16:07,800
- Do you agree, Big Jule?
- Tell me, how long do you know the doll?
999
01:16:07,900 --> 01:16:10,500
- 14 years.
- Let's shoot crap.
1000
01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:17,700
- Nathan!
- Got the money? You couldn't find Sky?
1001
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:21,200
- Did you go to the mission?
- That's what I'm trying to tell ya.
1002
01:16:21,300 --> 01:16:24,900
- He must be with the mission band now.
- Nathan, wait!
1003
01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:15,200
"This church is for the most part Spanish
baroque built of native limestone."
1004
01:17:15,300 --> 01:17:19,800
"The original church
was built on this site in 1674
1005
01:17:19,900 --> 01:17:24,600
and reconstructed
between 1704 and 1724."
1006
01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:29,200
- It's almost impossible to believe.
- Well, that's not very old for a church.
1007
01:17:29,300 --> 01:17:32,000
Long before 1674
there were missionaries...
1008
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:34,300
What does it say about the moonlight?
1009
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:36,700
The moonlight?
1010
01:17:38,300 --> 01:17:42,900
- It's very bright, isn't it?
- You can even read your guidebook by it.
1011
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:46,200
Now that you mention it...
1012
01:17:46,300 --> 01:17:48,800
- What does it say about the music?
- The music?
1013
01:17:53,100 --> 01:17:55,600
It's a lovely tune.
1014
01:17:55,700 --> 01:18:00,100
Sister Sarah, let me read out of
Sky Masterson's guidebook about you.
1015
01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:04,000
You could be locked away in a room
with no sun, no moon,
1016
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:08,600
no laughter, no music, no love,
and you wouldn't care.
1017
01:18:08,700 --> 01:18:11,200
You could still be a missionary.
1018
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:19,800
"The cobblestones in this plaza
are approximately four centuries old."
1019
01:18:19,900 --> 01:18:25,600
"They are the very cobblestones put
down by the Spanish colonists in 1519."
1020
01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:41,500
- What's your pleasure?
- Drinking.
1021
01:18:42,700 --> 01:18:45,000
What's your pleasure?
1022
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:47,300
Milk, please.
1023
01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:50,500
- Don't make a spectacle of yourself.
- Milk.
1024
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,500
You are a US citizen in a foreign country.
1025
01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:56,100
Have you no pride
in what the world thinks about us?
1026
01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:58,300
Milk!
1027
01:19:08,700 --> 01:19:10,800
What did you order?
1028
01:19:10,900 --> 01:19:14,500
Dulce de leche.
Dulce is the Spanish word for "sweet".
1029
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:18,200
- De means "of' and leche means "milk".
- Sweet of milk.
1030
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:20,300
Don't they serve it plain?
1031
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:23,200
Well, only in the mornings.
It has to do with the heat.
1032
01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:26,100
At night they put
a kind of preservative in it.
1033
01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:28,900
That's interesting. What do they use?
1034
01:19:29,300 --> 01:19:31,600
Bacardi.
1035
01:19:34,100 --> 01:19:36,400
Doesn't that have alcohol in it?
1036
01:19:36,500 --> 01:19:40,200
Well, just enough to keep
the milk from turning sour.
1037
01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:49,400
That's the same song we heard
being played near the church, isn't it?
1038
01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:53,700
Playing the tambourine
has developed in you an ear for music.
1039
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:59,300
Mr Masterson, you think
I'm an awful prude, don't you?
1040
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,000
Are you?
1041
01:20:02,100 --> 01:20:04,400
Well, I wonder sometimes.
1042
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:13,000
For instance,
supposing I wasn't in mission work.
1043
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:18,900
This is a tasty milkshake.
1044
01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:21,900
Do you mind if I have another?
1045
01:20:26,700 --> 01:20:29,300
Supposing I was just any girl.
1046
01:20:30,500 --> 01:20:33,100
Do you think just any girl
would be a prude
1047
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:37,600
if she refused to go to Havana
with a man she'd never met before?
1048
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:40,100
Oh, I suppose not.
1049
01:20:41,100 --> 01:20:43,800
Would you like some of mine
while you're waiting?
1050
01:20:43,900 --> 01:20:45,800
I haven't touched it.
1051
01:20:45,900 --> 01:20:48,000
Just a sip.
1052
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:52,700
Oh, thanks.
1053
01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:57,500
I don't know when I've been so thirsty.
1054
01:20:59,100 --> 01:21:02,400
Still, you do think I'm a prude, don't you?
1055
01:21:03,100 --> 01:21:06,900
- I don't know what you are.
- You must think I'm something.
1056
01:21:06,900 --> 01:21:11,400
Yeah, you're something all buttoned up.
All except one button.
1057
01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:16,300
Oh, isn't it awful?
It's a nervous habit, I guess. So silly.
1058
01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:33,700
Oh, I'm sorry. I just wasn't thinking.
1059
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:38,400
It's so delicious. That Bacardi flavouring
certainly makes a difference.
1060
01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:41,900
Oh, yeah. Nine times out of ten.
1061
01:21:42,900 --> 01:21:47,600
You know, this would be a wonderful way
to get children to drink milk.
1062
01:22:05,100 --> 01:22:09,700
A melody can have the same notes,
but suddenly it's a different song.
1063
01:22:11,100 --> 01:22:13,400
- Again, please?
- That song.
1064
01:22:13,900 --> 01:22:17,600
Before it was just romantic,
just silly slush.
1065
01:22:17,700 --> 01:22:21,900
But now it's playing inside of me,
all true and honest,
1066
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:24,900
as if my heart were beating the drum.
1067
01:22:29,700 --> 01:22:32,200
How much do you know about life?
1068
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:35,500
Only a little bit. Around the edges.
1069
01:22:35,500 --> 01:22:37,800
Tell me about life.
1070
01:22:37,900 --> 01:22:40,400
- All about it?
- How to live.
1071
01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:45,800
Doing what you want, having
what you want, saying what you want.
1072
01:22:47,200 --> 01:22:51,300
- Being what you want.
- Nobody can. Nobody does.
1073
01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:55,900
- If you could, you wouldn't want it.
- But you're wrong, Brother Sky.
1074
01:22:56,000 --> 01:23:00,900
- All right. You tell me about life.
- You don't believe I could. Don't you?
1075
01:23:00,900 --> 01:23:06,900
I believe I could. After all, it was you
that came to me for help, isn't that so?
1076
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:11,600
Because you were unhappy.
What were you unhappy about, Sky?
1077
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:17,000
- Well, I can't remember this minute.
- But you do remember that I failed you.
1078
01:23:17,100 --> 01:23:20,300
I was weighed in the balance
and found wanting.
1079
01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:22,300
Daniel 5:27.
1080
01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:24,800
For that I am truly sorry.
1081
01:23:26,400 --> 01:23:28,900
But I intend to make it up to you.
1082
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:33,800
I intend to give you
all the help you will ever require.
1083
01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:39,500
- You have given me a lot of help already.
- You don't think I remember, don't you?
1084
01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:44,600
But I do. Every word,
as if you were saying it now.
1085
01:23:45,900 --> 01:23:48,400
- What?
- About having a more...
1086
01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:51,800
personal help in mind.
1087
01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:55,800
But I gave you those silly old pamphlets,
1088
01:23:55,800 --> 01:24:00,200
as if they could take the place
of a truly personal help.
1089
01:24:09,100 --> 01:24:14,000
How can a sinner hope to be saved by an
hour of help when for the rest of the 24
1090
01:24:14,100 --> 01:24:16,700
- he must fight temptation alone?
- How indeed?
1091
01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:20,500
It's been done with people
who drink too much, you know.
1092
01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:23,200
Help day and night, night and day.
1093
01:24:23,300 --> 01:24:26,600
- Anywhere, anytime.
- That's a full-time job.
1094
01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:29,000
Well, you're a full-time sinner.
1095
01:24:29,100 --> 01:24:31,700
Maybe a little time off
for good behaviour?
1096
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:35,600
Pal, you're not gonna
fight alone any more.
1097
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:41,100
- What if it's against mission policies?
- Because I'm gonna be with you.
1098
01:24:41,200 --> 01:24:44,000
A one-woman mission
for the personal salvation of me?
1099
01:24:44,400 --> 01:24:46,700
Day and night, night and day.
1100
01:24:46,800 --> 01:24:49,900
Sister Sarah, why would you want to?
1101
01:24:49,900 --> 01:24:52,500
Whatever you do, wherever you go.
1102
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:54,800
Why, Sister Sarah? Why?
1103
01:24:54,900 --> 01:24:57,600
- I wanna be with you.
- The world's full of souls
1104
01:24:57,700 --> 01:25:01,400
- closer to salvation than mine.
- Anytime, anywhere.
1105
01:25:01,500 --> 01:25:04,100
Easier to save
and much more worth saving.
1106
01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:06,300
You...
1107
01:25:16,500 --> 01:25:18,600
Please say something.
1108
01:25:20,400 --> 01:25:23,100
I've got to know what you're thinking.
1109
01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:33,600
I'm thinking...
1110
01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:36,700
It's time you had your dinner.
1111
01:30:39,900 --> 01:30:42,200
Still dizzy?
1112
01:30:42,300 --> 01:30:47,400
You won't believe me, but with my head
underwater I actually heard bells ringing.
1113
01:30:47,500 --> 01:30:49,500
I'll believe ya.
1114
01:30:50,800 --> 01:30:53,600
- Ask me how do I feel.
- How do you feel?
1115
01:30:54,900 --> 01:31:01,900
Ask me now that
we're cosy and clinging
1116
01:31:02,600 --> 01:31:05,100
Well, sir, all I can say
1117
01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:10,000
Is if I were a bell I'd be ringing
1118
01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:14,900
From the moment we kissed tonight
1119
01:31:15,500 --> 01:31:19,100
That's the way I've just got to behave
1120
01:31:19,200 --> 01:31:23,000
Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light
1121
01:31:23,900 --> 01:31:27,500
And if I were a banner I'd wave
1122
01:31:27,500 --> 01:31:30,300
Ask me how do I feel
1123
01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:35,100
Little me with my quiet upbringing
1124
01:31:35,600 --> 01:31:38,100
Well, sir, all I can say
1125
01:31:38,100 --> 01:31:43,600
Is if I were a gate I'd be swinging
1126
01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:51,200
And if I were a watch
I'd start poppin' my springs
1127
01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:58,300
Or if I were a bell
I'd go ding dong ding dong ding
1128
01:32:00,100 --> 01:32:02,500
Ask me how do I feel
1129
01:32:02,500 --> 01:32:06,900
From this chemistry lesson I'm learning
1130
01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:09,100
- Chemistry?
- Yeah, chemistry!
1131
01:32:09,100 --> 01:32:15,200
All I can say is if I were a bridge
I'd be burning
1132
01:32:16,600 --> 01:32:19,900
Yes, I knew my morale would crack
1133
01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:24,200
From the wonderful way that you looked
1134
01:32:24,200 --> 01:32:27,700
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack
1135
01:32:28,500 --> 01:32:32,000
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked
1136
01:32:32,100 --> 01:32:34,400
Ask me how do I feel
1137
01:32:34,500 --> 01:32:39,500
Ask me now that we're fondly caressing
1138
01:32:39,900 --> 01:32:47,000
Pal, if I were a salad
I know I'd be splashing my dressing
1139
01:32:47,900 --> 01:32:54,100
Ask me how to describe
this whole beautiful thing
1140
01:32:55,900 --> 01:33:02,900
Well, if I were a bell
I'd go ding dong ding dong
1141
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:07,600
Ding
1142
01:33:29,600 --> 01:33:32,500
We just got time to catch
the last plane to New York.
1143
01:33:32,600 --> 01:33:35,100
People miss planes. It happens.
1144
01:33:36,400 --> 01:33:38,400
Yeah.
1145
01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:42,600
It also happens that people
win with loaded dice.
1146
01:33:42,700 --> 01:33:44,800
I know what I'm doing.
1147
01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:47,600
Do you, kid?
1148
01:33:48,700 --> 01:33:50,800
I don't.
1149
01:33:54,600 --> 01:33:58,100
Suddenly I'm playin'
by a whole new book of rules.
1150
01:33:58,200 --> 01:34:02,600
You make me feel as if I were
a dishonest horse race or something.
1151
01:34:02,700 --> 01:34:07,200
Look, the bells rang. They really rang.
They weren't magical bells for lovers,
1152
01:34:07,300 --> 01:34:10,400
full of rum and music
on a make-believe island.
1153
01:34:10,500 --> 01:34:13,100
They rang to tell us what time it is.
1154
01:34:13,900 --> 01:34:16,400
Shall we synchronise our watches?
1155
01:34:16,400 --> 01:34:19,400
Sarah, I know the night-time. I live in it.
1156
01:34:19,400 --> 01:34:21,800
It does funny things to you.
1157
01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:28,200
You must be trying to tell me
I'd hate myself in the morning.
1158
01:34:31,800 --> 01:34:35,200
I look as if I've been
in a fight or something.
1159
01:34:35,300 --> 01:34:38,200
You know, you're the most mixed-up man
1160
01:34:38,300 --> 01:34:41,100
- I've ever met in my life.
- Easily.
1161
01:34:41,200 --> 01:34:46,200
All that nonsense about night-time
and daytime and rule books and such.
1162
01:34:48,200 --> 01:34:50,300
Sarah...
1163
01:34:52,300 --> 01:34:55,000
You know why I brought you
here to Havana?
1164
01:34:55,100 --> 01:34:57,600
Because I made a bet that I could.
1165
01:34:58,800 --> 01:35:01,900
That's why I came to the mission,
to win a bet.
1166
01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:05,300
Why not? You're a gambler.
1167
01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:08,300
And, darling,
1168
01:35:09,200 --> 01:35:11,500
you are also a chump.
1169
01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:56,600
We're blocks from the mission.
1170
01:35:57,200 --> 01:35:59,700
Come on. A little walk will do you good.
1171
01:35:59,800 --> 01:36:02,000
What time is it?
1172
01:36:02,100 --> 01:36:04,100
It's dawn any minute.
1173
01:36:09,400 --> 01:36:12,500
What makes the light
so strange and white?
1174
01:36:13,500 --> 01:36:18,500
Because only in Times Square...
the dawn gets turned on by an electrician.
1175
01:36:21,600 --> 01:36:23,900
- Listen.
- What?
1176
01:36:24,900 --> 01:36:27,000
Footsteps.
1177
01:36:29,100 --> 01:36:32,600
Now is the time you can hear
footsteps on Broadway.
1178
01:37:22,100 --> 01:37:24,100
Cup of coffee?
1179
01:37:27,000 --> 01:37:29,100
Doughnut?
1180
01:37:44,100 --> 01:37:46,600
You remember that tune pretty well.
1181
01:37:46,700 --> 01:37:49,300
It keeps running through my heart.
1182
01:37:49,800 --> 01:37:52,700
It's got words, you know.
1183
01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:55,900
Something about "amor, amor", I'll bet.
1184
01:37:57,200 --> 01:37:59,300
It's about you.
1185
01:38:02,900 --> 01:38:05,000
About you right now.
1186
01:38:06,400 --> 01:38:10,800
Your eyes are the eyes
1187
01:38:10,900 --> 01:38:14,100
Of a woman in love
1188
01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:22,100
And oh how they give you away
1189
01:38:23,200 --> 01:38:26,800
Why try to deny
1190
01:38:26,900 --> 01:38:29,600
You're a woman in love
1191
01:38:30,700 --> 01:38:33,600
When I know very well
1192
01:38:34,100 --> 01:38:37,600
What I say
1193
01:38:37,600 --> 01:38:42,300
I say no moon in the sky
1194
01:38:42,400 --> 01:38:45,400
Ever lent such a glow
1195
01:38:46,100 --> 01:38:49,800
Some flame deep within
1196
01:38:49,900 --> 01:38:52,200
Made them shine
1197
01:38:53,800 --> 01:38:57,500
Those eyes are the eyes
1198
01:38:57,600 --> 01:39:02,300
Of a woman in love
1199
01:39:02,400 --> 01:39:05,800
And may they gaze
1200
01:39:05,800 --> 01:39:10,900
Ever more into mine
1201
01:39:11,600 --> 01:39:15,700
Tenderly gaze
1202
01:39:15,800 --> 01:39:18,100
Ever more
1203
01:39:18,200 --> 01:39:21,400
Into mine
1204
01:39:22,100 --> 01:39:25,100
And what about you?
1205
01:39:26,100 --> 01:39:30,600
It's got you too
1206
01:39:32,400 --> 01:39:37,000
Your eyes are the eyes
1207
01:39:37,000 --> 01:39:40,300
Of a man who's in love
1208
01:39:40,400 --> 01:39:44,800
That same flame deep within
1209
01:39:44,900 --> 01:39:47,400
Made them shine
1210
01:39:49,300 --> 01:39:53,400
Your eyes are the eyes
1211
01:39:53,400 --> 01:39:57,400
- Of a man who's in love
- Woman in love
1212
01:39:57,500 --> 01:40:00,500
And may they gaze
1213
01:40:00,600 --> 01:40:02,600
Ever more
1214
01:40:02,700 --> 01:40:06,100
Into mine
1215
01:40:06,700 --> 01:40:12,300
Crazily gaze
1216
01:40:12,400 --> 01:40:14,800
Ever more
1217
01:40:16,000 --> 01:40:23,200
Into mine
1218
01:40:35,200 --> 01:40:37,200
Uncle Arvide!
1219
01:40:37,300 --> 01:40:40,100
- Where have you been?
- Good morning, Sarah.
1220
01:40:40,200 --> 01:40:43,100
Morning, Brother Sky.
Well, we took your advice.
1221
01:40:43,200 --> 01:40:46,200
We've been out all night
on a crusade against the devil.
1222
01:40:57,400 --> 01:41:01,800
Come on, fellas. The cops!
Come on, guys, let's get outta here.
1223
01:41:09,800 --> 01:41:12,100
- Nathan, what is this?
- Bingo!
1224
01:41:13,200 --> 01:41:16,400
Wait a minute. Where y'all goin'?
I'm out ten Gs.
1225
01:41:30,800 --> 01:41:33,600
It's no use. They were tipped off.
1226
01:41:34,400 --> 01:41:37,700
I suppose you can explain all this,
Miss Brown?
1227
01:41:37,800 --> 01:41:40,000
Explain? Explain what?
1228
01:41:40,100 --> 01:41:45,000
I guess it was just a coincidence that the
mission was open and empty all night
1229
01:41:45,100 --> 01:41:49,300
while everybody suddenly
took off on an all-night crusade.
1230
01:41:49,400 --> 01:41:53,300
But you yourself didn't go on the crusade
and you weren't here.
1231
01:41:53,400 --> 01:41:56,200
Now, maybe that's two coincidences.
1232
01:41:57,000 --> 01:42:01,400
Masterson, I had you in my big-time book.
1233
01:42:01,500 --> 01:42:06,700
Now I suppose I'll have to reclassify you -
under "shills and decoys".
1234
01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:32,800
You certainly do know the night-time,
don't you, and the funny things it does.
1235
01:42:32,900 --> 01:42:37,700
- It certainly did them to me, didn't it?
- You only have to answer one question.
1236
01:42:37,800 --> 01:42:41,800
It didn't do too much, though, thanks
to you, not me. Just more than enough.
1237
01:42:41,800 --> 01:42:43,700
- Answer one question.
- Any.
1238
01:42:43,800 --> 01:42:46,600
Am I now supposed to prove
I had nothing to do with this?
1239
01:42:46,700 --> 01:42:49,600
- There's nothing to prove.
- Are you saying I'm guilty?
1240
01:42:49,700 --> 01:42:54,500
Everything has already been proved. If I
hadn't gone, this wouldn't have happened.
1241
01:42:54,600 --> 01:42:57,800
- You went with me to help the mission.
- Did I?
1242
01:42:58,900 --> 01:43:01,700
I can't remember that far back.
1243
01:43:01,800 --> 01:43:04,200
Oh, Sarah.
1244
01:43:04,300 --> 01:43:08,700
Is that really why I went with you?
To help the mission?
1245
01:43:08,700 --> 01:43:12,300
- Is that really why you took me?
- To win the bet. I told you.
1246
01:43:12,400 --> 01:43:16,000
Was that all of the bet, Sky,
to get me out of the way?
1247
01:43:16,300 --> 01:43:20,600
- What do you take me for?
- Or was there more? Much more?
1248
01:43:20,700 --> 01:43:25,000
Did you win the bet?
Did you truly win all of the bet?
1249
01:43:26,100 --> 01:43:28,600
What do you take yourself for?
1250
01:43:28,700 --> 01:43:32,300
- What kind of a doll are you?
- A daytime doll.
1251
01:43:32,300 --> 01:43:34,400
A mission doll.
1252
01:44:08,800 --> 01:44:13,900
Thank you. And now the feature attraction
of our all-new Four-D Follies,
1253
01:44:14,000 --> 01:44:18,200
the Hot Box proudly presents
Miss Adelaide and her Debutantes.
1254
01:44:23,400 --> 01:44:26,700
- Nicely-nicely, thank you.
- I didn't ask you how you are.
1255
01:44:26,800 --> 01:44:28,600
- Don't.
- What are you doing here?
1256
01:44:28,700 --> 01:44:31,500
- Where's Nathan?
- Nathan. That's what I'm doin' here.
1257
01:44:31,600 --> 01:44:34,000
I'm supposed to bring
Miss Adelaide a message.
1258
01:44:34,000 --> 01:44:37,300
I wish Nathan would bring
his own messages.
1259
01:44:49,500 --> 01:44:53,000
He bought me the fur thing
five winters ago
1260
01:44:53,400 --> 01:44:55,800
And the gown the following fall
1261
01:44:56,600 --> 01:44:59,900
Then the necklace, the bag,
the hat and the shoes
1262
01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:04,100
Oh what generous gifts I recall
1263
01:45:05,900 --> 01:45:09,100
Then last night in his apartment
1264
01:45:10,200 --> 01:45:13,800
He tried to remove them all
1265
01:45:14,900 --> 01:45:20,300
And I said as I ran down the hall
1266
01:45:23,600 --> 01:45:25,900
Take back your mink
1267
01:45:26,700 --> 01:45:29,300
Take back your pearls
1268
01:45:29,800 --> 01:45:32,000
What made you think
1269
01:45:32,100 --> 01:45:35,700
That I was one of those girls?
1270
01:45:37,700 --> 01:45:40,200
Take back the gown
1271
01:45:40,300 --> 01:45:42,700
The shoes and the hat
1272
01:45:43,500 --> 01:45:46,000
I may be down
1273
01:45:46,100 --> 01:45:49,100
But I'm not flat as all that
1274
01:45:51,200 --> 01:45:56,900
I thought that each expensive gift you'd
arranged was a token of your esteem
1275
01:45:57,600 --> 01:46:01,700
Now when I think of
what you want in exchange
1276
01:46:02,100 --> 01:46:08,400
It all seems a horrible dream
1277
01:46:09,400 --> 01:46:12,600
So take back your mink
1278
01:46:13,300 --> 01:46:15,800
To from whence it came
1279
01:46:16,400 --> 01:46:20,700
And tell them to shorten the sleeves
1280
01:46:21,400 --> 01:46:25,700
For some other dame
1281
01:46:28,500 --> 01:46:30,500
Take back your mink
1282
01:46:31,200 --> 01:46:33,300
Take back your pearls
1283
01:46:33,900 --> 01:46:36,100
What made you think
1284
01:46:36,200 --> 01:46:38,200
That I was one of those girls?
1285
01:46:38,300 --> 01:46:41,400
I'm screaming take back the gown
1286
01:46:42,000 --> 01:46:44,100
Take back the hat
1287
01:46:44,700 --> 01:46:46,900
I may be down
1288
01:46:47,000 --> 01:46:49,300
But I'm not flat as all that
1289
01:46:49,700 --> 01:46:54,800
I thought that each expensive gift you'd
arranged was a token of your esteem
1290
01:46:55,300 --> 01:46:58,200
But when I think
of what you want in exchange
1291
01:46:58,300 --> 01:47:01,000
It all seems a horrible dream
1292
01:47:01,200 --> 01:47:03,500
Take back your mink
1293
01:47:03,500 --> 01:47:05,600
Those old worn-out pelts
1294
01:47:06,300 --> 01:47:09,500
And go shorten the sleeves
1295
01:47:09,600 --> 01:47:11,700
For somebody else
1296
01:48:12,700 --> 01:48:15,000
Well, wouldn't you?
1297
01:48:29,700 --> 01:48:33,000
I cannot do it. I cannot bring
myself to tell Miss Adelaide
1298
01:48:33,100 --> 01:48:35,400
Nathan is not going to elope with her.
1299
01:48:35,500 --> 01:48:38,000
- She is counting on him.
- Nathan is what he is.
1300
01:48:38,100 --> 01:48:41,700
She oughta know better.
I thought the game broke up last night.
1301
01:48:41,800 --> 01:48:45,100
Big Jule, being a large loser,
is insistent that the game goes on.
1302
01:48:45,200 --> 01:48:48,200
- We find a place and the game goes on.
- Where?
1303
01:48:48,300 --> 01:48:51,600
I could take you there,
but I must deliver this message first.
1304
01:48:51,700 --> 01:48:54,500
I'll deliver it.
Meet me outside in five minutes.
1305
01:48:54,600 --> 01:48:57,500
If you're lookin' for action,
the boys are pretty tired.
1306
01:48:57,600 --> 01:49:00,200
No, I'm leaving town tonight, but I...
1307
01:49:00,900 --> 01:49:05,200
I gave my marker to somebody
and I wanna make it good before I leave.
1308
01:49:12,600 --> 01:49:16,600
You know something, Sky?
Suddenly I'm embarrassed.
1309
01:49:16,700 --> 01:49:19,900
- I don't know which etiquette to use.
- Etiquette?
1310
01:49:20,000 --> 01:49:24,300
Well, your being here tonight must have
something to do with the wedding.
1311
01:49:24,400 --> 01:49:28,100
Nathan must have sent you
as one of his seconds or something?
1312
01:49:28,200 --> 01:49:32,500
- Well, Nathan didn't exactly send me.
- Then I don't understand.
1313
01:49:32,600 --> 01:49:35,700
I'm supposed to give you
a message from him.
1314
01:49:35,800 --> 01:49:40,800
He's out there, isn't he? I mean,
Nathan's here tonight in the Hot Box?
1315
01:49:40,900 --> 01:49:43,000
No.
1316
01:49:44,000 --> 01:49:46,000
But tonight...
1317
01:49:46,100 --> 01:49:48,800
Sky, we're eloping tonight.
1318
01:49:48,900 --> 01:49:53,500
We're getting married tonight. In front of
all those people we talked about it.
1319
01:49:53,600 --> 01:49:57,200
- Sky, he's just gotta be here!
- Well, he isn't.
1320
01:49:57,300 --> 01:50:01,200
It seems that one of
Nathan's close relatives...
1321
01:50:01,300 --> 01:50:04,200
- His aunt in Pittsburgh?
- That's the one.
1322
01:50:04,900 --> 01:50:08,000
His floating aunt in Pittsburgh.
1323
01:50:09,600 --> 01:50:13,500
- It's the crap game again.
- Does it surprise you? You know Nathan.
1324
01:50:13,600 --> 01:50:16,500
- But he promised to change.
- Change!
1325
01:50:16,600 --> 01:50:19,800
Who do you wanna marry? Nathan
or what you wanna make out of him?
1326
01:50:19,900 --> 01:50:22,800
I wanna marry
and live normal like people.
1327
01:50:22,900 --> 01:50:27,400
I wanna have a normal home
with wallpaper and book ends.
1328
01:50:27,500 --> 01:50:31,400
Well, then, fall in love with people.
Not with gamblers.
1329
01:50:38,400 --> 01:50:40,400
Adelaide...
1330
01:50:41,200 --> 01:50:44,400
My daddy once told me:
No matter who you get married to,
1331
01:50:44,500 --> 01:50:49,600
you wake up married to somebody else.
You take it the way the dice falls.
1332
01:50:50,300 --> 01:50:54,000
But a guy doesn't wanna feel that
he's just like a piece of material
1333
01:50:54,000 --> 01:50:58,300
a woman'll cut up and sew according to
the way they wear husbands this year.
1334
01:50:58,400 --> 01:51:02,700
It's easy for you to talk.
You're not in love with Nathan.
1335
01:51:03,200 --> 01:51:05,300
No, I'm not.
1336
01:51:06,700 --> 01:51:10,500
Wait till you fall in love
with somebody you shouldn't.
1337
01:51:11,000 --> 01:51:13,500
Wait till it happens to you.
1338
01:51:15,400 --> 01:51:17,400
Yeah...
1339
01:51:19,500 --> 01:51:21,600
Must be tough to take.
1340
01:51:31,200 --> 01:51:36,200
I don't think Sky had any more to do with
what happened here last night than I did.
1341
01:51:36,300 --> 01:51:40,100
That's why you buy
solid gold watches for a dollar.
1342
01:51:41,300 --> 01:51:44,600
- Do you believe it?
- Whether he had a hand in it or not...
1343
01:51:44,700 --> 01:51:48,400
- Do you believe it?
- They used our mission for their game.
1344
01:51:48,500 --> 01:51:52,800
- But if Sky had nothing to do with it...
- Don't you understand?!
1345
01:51:52,900 --> 01:51:58,400
All I could see was him running away
from the police with the rest of that trash.
1346
01:51:58,500 --> 01:52:01,800
All I could see was that
he was one of them.
1347
01:52:05,200 --> 01:52:09,300
And I never saw till now
how much in love with him you are.
1348
01:52:09,900 --> 01:52:13,000
- I'll get over it.
- Why would anyone wanna get over
1349
01:52:13,000 --> 01:52:17,100
the thing you hope for from the minute
you're born and remember till you die?
1350
01:52:17,200 --> 01:52:20,100
- I'll get over it.
- Why?
1351
01:52:20,200 --> 01:52:23,900
Because it's the greatest reward
that woman or man can have,
1352
01:52:24,000 --> 01:52:26,500
to love and to be loved?
1353
01:52:32,200 --> 01:52:34,400
I just wanna remind you.
1354
01:52:34,500 --> 01:52:38,100
You hold my marker for 12
or more sinners by midnight tonight.
1355
01:52:38,200 --> 01:52:42,000
- Forget about it.
- I do not forget a marker.
1356
01:52:43,600 --> 01:52:49,800
Well, last night the mission was filled
with your friends. Let's say we're even.
1357
01:52:58,600 --> 01:53:03,800
If you don't make that marker good,
I'll buzz it all over town you're a welsher.
1358
01:53:15,700 --> 01:53:19,000
- Time is running out. Where's the game?
- Only a ten-minute walk.
1359
01:53:19,100 --> 01:53:21,200
- Which way?
- This way.
1360
01:57:03,100 --> 01:57:05,600
Wait a minute! Where y'all goin'?
1361
01:57:05,700 --> 01:57:08,900
- I come here to shoot crap.
- I had enough.
1362
01:57:09,000 --> 01:57:11,100
How many days we all been here?
1363
01:57:12,000 --> 01:57:15,500
As you can see, Big Jule,
the boys are fatigued from weariness,
1364
01:57:15,500 --> 01:57:19,200
having been shooting crap
for quite a while now, namely 24 hours.
1365
01:57:19,300 --> 01:57:23,600
I don't care who's tired.
I'm out 25 Gs. Nobody leaves.
1366
01:57:23,700 --> 01:57:25,300
I am half dead.
1367
01:57:25,400 --> 01:57:28,700
If you do not shut up,
Big Jule will arrange the other half.
1368
01:57:28,900 --> 01:57:35,200
And since I've been cleaned out of cash,
I announce that I will now play on credit.
1369
01:57:37,500 --> 01:57:40,400
Big Jule, you cannot imagine
how exhausted they are.
1370
01:57:40,500 --> 01:57:44,700
Especially on a non-cash basis.
Me, personally, I'm fresh as a daisy.
1371
01:57:44,800 --> 01:57:47,900
- Then I'll play with you.
- But I am not a player.
1372
01:57:48,000 --> 01:57:51,400
- I am merely the operator.
- You been raking down out of every pot.
1373
01:57:51,500 --> 01:57:53,400
You must have quite a bundle.
1374
01:57:53,500 --> 01:57:56,900
Being I assume the risk, is it not fair
I should assume some dough?
1375
01:57:57,000 --> 01:58:01,600
Detroit, I'm gonna roll ya, willy or nilly.
1376
01:58:01,600 --> 01:58:05,200
If I lose... I'll give you my marker.
1377
01:58:05,900 --> 01:58:09,600
- And if I lose?
- You will give him cash.
1378
01:58:09,700 --> 01:58:11,800
Let me hear from Big Jule.
1379
01:58:11,900 --> 01:58:14,400
You'll give me cash.
1380
01:58:14,400 --> 01:58:16,500
I heard.
1381
01:58:17,000 --> 01:58:19,700
Here's my marker. Put up your dough.
1382
01:58:20,300 --> 01:58:25,100
- Anything wrong?
- "IOU one thousand. Signed X."
1383
01:58:25,200 --> 01:58:28,300
How can you write "one thousand"
but not your signature?
1384
01:58:28,300 --> 01:58:31,800
I was good in arithmetic
but I stunk in English.
1385
01:58:33,500 --> 01:58:36,800
Here. This'll put you through Harvard.
1386
01:58:36,800 --> 01:58:39,300
I'm rollin' the whole thousand.
1387
01:58:42,300 --> 01:58:46,100
And to change my luck,
I'm going to use my own dice.
1388
01:58:47,300 --> 01:58:51,200
- Your own dice?
- I had 'em made especially in Chicago.
1389
01:58:52,200 --> 01:58:56,200
I do not wish to seem petty,
but may I have a look at those dice?
1390
01:59:00,200 --> 01:59:03,300
But these dice ain't got no spots on 'em.
They're blank.
1391
01:59:03,400 --> 01:59:08,000
I had the spots removed for luck. But I
remember where the spots formerly were.
1392
01:59:08,100 --> 01:59:12,600
You are going to roll blank dice
and remember where the spots were?
1393
01:59:13,600 --> 01:59:17,300
Detroit... do you doubt my memory?
1394
01:59:17,900 --> 01:59:20,900
Big Jule, I have great trust in you.
1395
01:59:24,400 --> 01:59:27,700
Five and a five. Ten. My points: ten.
1396
01:59:27,700 --> 01:59:30,900
At least I got a chance.
He remembered a hard point.
1397
01:59:31,500 --> 01:59:33,600
Ten. I win. Six and a four.
1398
01:59:34,000 --> 01:59:39,500
- Which is the six and which is the four?
- Either way. I'm rollin' the 2,000.
1399
01:59:44,900 --> 01:59:46,900
Seven. I win.
1400
01:59:47,000 --> 01:59:49,500
I could have sworn
he would've remembered that.
1401
01:59:49,600 --> 01:59:51,800
Detroit...
1402
01:59:51,900 --> 01:59:55,000
I'm gonna take it easy with you this time.
1403
01:59:55,100 --> 01:59:57,600
I'm shootin' a dollar.
1404
01:59:58,600 --> 02:00:01,100
I'll cover all of it.
1405
02:00:04,000 --> 02:00:07,300
How do ya like that? Snake eyes. I lose.
1406
02:00:07,400 --> 02:00:10,500
I won't even bother to pick it up.
Benny, pick it up.
1407
02:00:10,600 --> 02:00:14,900
Detroit, I'm gonna give you a chance
to get even. I'm rollin' three Gs.
1408
02:00:15,300 --> 02:00:18,300
Three Gs! But that's my whole bankroll.
1409
02:00:18,400 --> 02:00:20,900
Three Gs. Get it up.
1410
02:00:22,900 --> 02:00:25,000
Well, here we go.
1411
02:00:25,600 --> 02:00:28,100
Down memory lane.
1412
02:00:32,600 --> 02:00:34,400
Lucky me. Eleven.
1413
02:00:34,500 --> 02:00:36,800
- I win.
- I'm clean.
1414
02:00:38,600 --> 02:00:43,300
Seein' that I'm on a lucky streak,
I will now roll the rest of you guys.
1415
02:00:44,800 --> 02:00:48,200
Wait a minute. You have got to
give me a chance to get even.
1416
02:00:48,200 --> 02:00:50,300
I will now roll you with my dice.
1417
02:00:50,800 --> 02:00:54,400
- What you gonna use for money?
- I will give you my marker.
1418
02:00:54,500 --> 02:00:58,300
And against your marker,
you want Big Jule to put up cash?
1419
02:00:58,300 --> 02:01:00,800
- Nathan done it.
- Yeah, I done it.
1420
02:01:00,900 --> 02:01:03,300
- What kind of a deal is this?
- Take it easy.
1421
02:01:03,300 --> 02:01:07,300
Him and his no-spot dice! Somebody
oughta knock the spots off of him.
1422
02:01:07,400 --> 02:01:11,100
Hey, Nathan, do not make Big Jule
have to do somethin' to you.
1423
02:01:11,200 --> 02:01:14,200
Detroit, I'm on my vacation.
Don't louse it up.
1424
02:01:14,400 --> 02:01:17,900
What could you do me?
Shoot me? Put me in cement?
1425
02:01:18,000 --> 02:01:22,000
At least I would know where I am.
I risk my neck to set up this crap game.
1426
02:01:22,100 --> 02:01:26,000
I even promise to get married on
account of it. And where do I wind up?
1427
02:01:26,100 --> 02:01:29,700
Broke, in a sewer. Believe me,
my tough friend from Chicago,
1428
02:01:29,800 --> 02:01:32,600
nothing you could do to me
would not cheer me up.
1429
02:01:32,700 --> 02:01:35,200
Here they are.
1430
02:01:36,600 --> 02:01:41,900
- And how is everybody down here?
- I smell fresh blood. Lookin' for action?
1431
02:01:42,200 --> 02:01:45,500
Not at the moment. I just came
to talk to some of my friends.
1432
02:01:45,600 --> 02:01:48,400
- We're shootin' crap.
- It'll only take a minute.
1433
02:01:48,500 --> 02:01:51,000
We're shootin' crap.
1434
02:01:52,500 --> 02:01:55,700
I would like to talk to you
about Sarah Brown's mission,
1435
02:01:55,800 --> 02:01:58,100
where you were interrupted last night.
1436
02:01:58,200 --> 02:02:02,500
What kind of characters walk around the
sewers of New York? Who is this joker?
1437
02:02:02,600 --> 02:02:07,700
Like I told you, he is the guy who was
tryin' to take the mission doll to Havana.
1438
02:02:07,800 --> 02:02:13,400
Oh, him. I suggest you return the way
you came, back to your prayin' tomato.
1439
02:02:13,500 --> 02:02:16,900
Around here your presence
is slowin' up the action.
1440
02:02:17,000 --> 02:02:22,100
If you are so eager for action, would you
care to make a wager on a proposition?
1441
02:02:22,100 --> 02:02:26,600
- Pray tell, what's the proposition?
- An old one my daddy taught me.
1442
02:02:26,700 --> 02:02:31,500
- Now am I right-handed or left-handed?
- Now how would I know a thing like that?
1443
02:02:31,600 --> 02:02:33,900
Well, I will give you a clue.
1444
02:02:43,400 --> 02:02:45,700
Nathan, give me that gu...
1445
02:02:46,500 --> 02:02:50,200
Now, to continue with
what I was talking about...
1446
02:02:50,200 --> 02:02:53,500
Tonight in the mission
they are holding a prayer meeting.
1447
02:02:53,500 --> 02:02:57,300
I promised to supply
that meeting with some sinners.
1448
02:02:57,400 --> 02:03:03,100
When it comes to sinners, no sewer in the
world could provide such a congregation.
1449
02:03:06,700 --> 02:03:10,500
I would consider it
a very great personal favour...
1450
02:03:11,500 --> 02:03:15,200
I don't wanna spend no time
in no hallelujah joint.
1451
02:03:16,600 --> 02:03:19,200
If not as a favour to me,
a favour to yourselves.
1452
02:03:19,200 --> 02:03:23,300
The air in the mission smells cleaner
than it does down here.
1453
02:03:24,000 --> 02:03:26,000
Rusty Charlie?
1454
02:03:26,900 --> 02:03:29,000
Society Max?
1455
02:03:30,300 --> 02:03:34,700
If anybody else would go, I would also go,
Sky. But you know me - I go anywhere.
1456
02:03:34,800 --> 02:03:38,800
Well, thanks, Nathan,
but just you alone is not enough.
1457
02:03:40,800 --> 02:03:42,900
Well, I tried.
1458
02:03:43,400 --> 02:03:45,500
Sky...
1459
02:03:45,900 --> 02:03:48,200
About that Havana business.
1460
02:03:48,300 --> 02:03:51,900
I regret that I temporarily
do not have the 1,000 to pay you.
1461
02:03:52,000 --> 02:03:54,600
I'm glad you reminded me, Nathan.
1462
02:03:54,700 --> 02:03:56,800
You won the bet.
1463
02:03:57,900 --> 02:04:00,200
But I thought you took
Miss Sarah to Havana.
1464
02:04:00,300 --> 02:04:02,600
You thought wrong.
1465
02:04:04,700 --> 02:04:08,300
Get on your feet, Big Jule.
I now have dough to roll you again.
1466
02:04:08,300 --> 02:04:10,500
- But with real dice.
- Nothin' doin'.
1467
02:04:10,600 --> 02:04:14,800
With honest dice, Big Jule
cannot make a pass to save his soul.
1468
02:04:14,900 --> 02:04:17,400
- What did you say?
- I said, with real dice,
1469
02:04:17,500 --> 02:04:20,600
Big Jule cannot make a pass
to save his soul.
1470
02:04:20,700 --> 02:04:23,000
That's very interesting.
1471
02:04:23,500 --> 02:04:26,100
Then maybe with honest dice,
1472
02:04:26,100 --> 02:04:28,800
I can make a pass to save his soul.
1473
02:04:29,400 --> 02:04:31,900
And yours and yours and yours.
1474
02:04:33,900 --> 02:04:36,100
I'm gonna roll these dice.
1475
02:04:36,200 --> 02:04:41,500
One roll. And on that roll I'm gonna bet
each of you $1,000 against your soul.
1476
02:04:43,200 --> 02:04:46,500
1,000 cash against a marker for your soul.
1477
02:04:47,300 --> 02:04:52,000
If I win, all of you show up
at the mission tonight. Have I got a bet?
1478
02:04:53,000 --> 02:04:55,400
Let me get this - hold it. Let me get this.
1479
02:04:55,500 --> 02:04:58,700
If you lose, then you gotta
give us each 1,000 bucks?
1480
02:04:58,800 --> 02:05:03,100
But if you win, then we all gotta
show up at the mission doll's cabaret?
1481
02:05:03,400 --> 02:05:05,900
Save-A-Soul Mission, midnight.
One meeting.
1482
02:05:06,100 --> 02:05:09,400
- If you lose, 1,000 apiece?
- 1,000 apiece.
1483
02:05:09,500 --> 02:05:13,000
- Well, that's OK by me.
- What have I got to lose?
1484
02:05:20,400 --> 02:05:23,300
What's the delay, Sky?
You turnin' chicken?
1485
02:05:23,400 --> 02:05:27,700
You know better than that, Horse.
You've seen me roll for twice as much.
1486
02:05:31,400 --> 02:05:33,900
Only I got...
1487
02:05:34,000 --> 02:05:37,200
I got a lot more than money
riding on this one.
1488
02:05:42,000 --> 02:05:45,000
They call you Lady Luck
1489
02:05:46,400 --> 02:05:49,200
But there is room for doubt
1490
02:05:49,600 --> 02:05:55,100
At times you have a very unladylike way
1491
02:05:55,200 --> 02:05:57,200
Of runnin' out
1492
02:05:57,900 --> 02:06:00,900
You're on this date with me
1493
02:06:01,500 --> 02:06:04,500
The pickings have been lush
1494
02:06:06,100 --> 02:06:08,800
And yet before this evening is over
1495
02:06:08,800 --> 02:06:12,200
You might give me the brush
1496
02:06:12,900 --> 02:06:17,900
You might forget your manners,
you might refuse to stay
1497
02:06:18,800 --> 02:06:23,200
And so the best that I can do
1498
02:06:24,000 --> 02:06:26,800
Is pray
1499
02:06:28,100 --> 02:06:30,200
Luck, be a lady tonight
1500
02:06:31,300 --> 02:06:33,400
Luck, be a lady tonight
1501
02:06:34,400 --> 02:06:37,500
Luck, if you've ever been
a lady to begin with
1502
02:06:37,500 --> 02:06:41,200
Luck, be a lady tonight
1503
02:06:42,400 --> 02:06:44,500
Luck, let a gentleman see
1504
02:06:45,800 --> 02:06:47,800
How nice a dame you can be
1505
02:06:48,900 --> 02:06:51,700
I know the way you've treated
other guys you've been with
1506
02:06:51,800 --> 02:06:54,900
Luck, be a lady with me
1507
02:06:56,500 --> 02:06:59,200
A lady doesn't leave her escort
1508
02:06:59,700 --> 02:07:02,300
It isn't fair, it isn't nice
1509
02:07:02,800 --> 02:07:05,800
A lady doesn't wander all over the room
1510
02:07:05,900 --> 02:07:08,200
And blow on some other guy's dice
1511
02:07:08,800 --> 02:07:11,200
So let's keep the party polite
1512
02:07:12,200 --> 02:07:14,500
Never get out of my sight
1513
02:07:15,500 --> 02:07:18,400
Stick with me, baby,
I'm the fella you came in with
1514
02:07:18,500 --> 02:07:20,600
Luck, be a lady
1515
02:07:21,600 --> 02:07:23,700
Luck, be a lady
1516
02:07:24,800 --> 02:07:27,100
Luck, be a lady tonight
1517
02:07:57,600 --> 02:08:00,100
A lady wouldn't flirt with strangers
1518
02:08:00,200 --> 02:08:03,100
She'd have a heart, she'd have a soul
1519
02:08:03,700 --> 02:08:06,700
A lady wouldn't make
little snake eyes at me
1520
02:08:06,800 --> 02:08:09,400
When I've bet my life on this roll
1521
02:08:09,500 --> 02:08:11,600
So let's keep the party polite
1522
02:08:11,700 --> 02:08:13,300
Why don't he shoot?
1523
02:08:13,400 --> 02:08:16,100
- Never get out of my sight
- Come on! Quit stalling!
1524
02:08:16,200 --> 02:08:19,500
Stick with me, baby,
I'm the fella you came in with
1525
02:08:19,600 --> 02:08:22,200
- Be a lady
- Sky's turnin' yellow!
1526
02:08:22,200 --> 02:08:25,400
- Luck, be a lady
- What are you scared of?
1527
02:08:25,500 --> 02:08:28,400
- Luck, be a lady
- What's the matter? Roll the dice!
1528
02:08:28,500 --> 02:08:30,800
- Tonight
- Comin' out, comin' out
1529
02:08:30,900 --> 02:08:33,900
Comin' out, comin' out, comin' out right
1530
02:08:39,600 --> 02:08:43,600
- I tell ya, I don't wanna go there!
- But, Big Jule, you give your marker.
1531
02:08:43,700 --> 02:08:47,100
And if you welsh, this will
cause me no little embarrassment.
1532
02:08:47,200 --> 02:08:50,100
I am sure you do not wanna
cause me embarrassment.
1533
02:08:50,200 --> 02:08:54,700
Well, if it ever gets back to Chicago
that I went to a prayer meeting,
1534
02:08:54,800 --> 02:08:57,500
no decent person will talk to me.
1535
02:09:11,000 --> 02:09:13,500
- Adelaide!
- How clumsy of me.
1536
02:09:13,600 --> 02:09:16,200
So sorry. An awkward coincident.
1537
02:09:16,300 --> 02:09:21,300
Adelaide, listen. I sent Nicely
especially to explain about tonight.
1538
02:09:21,400 --> 02:09:26,600
- If you knew what I'd been through.
- Please. Let us not have a vulgar scene.
1539
02:09:26,700 --> 02:09:32,400
After all, we're civilised people. We do
not have to conduct ourselves like a slob.
1540
02:09:34,800 --> 02:09:40,400
Adelaide, what is this? How can you be
so upset over one lousy elopement?
1541
02:09:40,500 --> 02:09:46,000
I am not upset. I have succeeded in
your not being able to upset me no more.
1542
02:09:46,100 --> 02:09:48,600
I have got you completely out of my...
1543
02:09:50,900 --> 02:09:53,400
- Gesundheit.
- ..system.
1544
02:09:55,400 --> 02:09:57,700
Oh, Nathan!
1545
02:09:59,200 --> 02:10:01,200
Adelaide, baby.
1546
02:10:01,300 --> 02:10:05,300
Don't do that to me.
I can't stand it when you cry.
1547
02:10:05,900 --> 02:10:10,500
Look, we'll get married, I promise you.
And we'll have what you always wanted.
1548
02:10:10,600 --> 02:10:13,800
A little white house with a green fence.
1549
02:10:14,300 --> 02:10:17,100
Just like the Whitney colours.
1550
02:10:17,200 --> 02:10:20,900
Oh, Nathan. If I could only believe you.
1551
02:10:21,900 --> 02:10:24,700
We could still make everything all right.
1552
02:10:24,800 --> 02:10:28,300
- We could elope right now.
- Adelaide, could we?
1553
02:10:34,500 --> 02:10:37,700
I almost forgot...
but right at this time I cannot.
1554
02:10:37,800 --> 02:10:39,900
- Why not?
- I'm gonna tell the truth,
1555
02:10:39,900 --> 02:10:44,300
- but you will not believe me.
- Nathan, why can't we elope?
1556
02:10:44,400 --> 02:10:47,000
I have to go to a prayer meeting.
1557
02:10:47,100 --> 02:10:50,900
That is the biggest and most
unforgivable lie you have ever told me.
1558
02:10:50,900 --> 02:10:52,900
It's true. I promise you.
1559
02:10:53,000 --> 02:10:54,800
You promise me this,
you promise me that
1560
02:10:54,900 --> 02:10:57,200
You promise me everything
under the sun, but you give me a kiss
1561
02:10:57,300 --> 02:10:59,400
And you're grabbin' your hat
and you're off to the races again
1562
02:10:59,500 --> 02:11:02,900
- When I think of the time gone by
- Adelaide, Adelaide...
1563
02:11:03,000 --> 02:11:06,700
- And I think of the way I try
- Adelaide...
1564
02:11:06,800 --> 02:11:10,300
I could honestly die
1565
02:11:11,600 --> 02:11:15,500
Call a lawyer and sue me, sue me
1566
02:11:15,900 --> 02:11:18,100
What can you do me?
1567
02:11:18,200 --> 02:11:20,300
I love you
1568
02:11:20,800 --> 02:11:24,400
Give a holler and hate me, hate me
1569
02:11:24,500 --> 02:11:27,700
- Go ahead, hate me, I love you
- The best years of my life
1570
02:11:27,700 --> 02:11:30,000
I was a fool to give to you
1571
02:11:30,100 --> 02:11:33,100
All right already,
I'm just a no-goodnik
1572
02:11:33,400 --> 02:11:35,800
All right already, it's true
1573
02:11:36,100 --> 02:11:37,700
So nu?
1574
02:11:37,800 --> 02:11:41,000
So sue me, sue me
1575
02:11:41,000 --> 02:11:43,500
What can you do me?
1576
02:11:43,900 --> 02:11:46,500
I love you
1577
02:11:46,600 --> 02:11:49,800
You gamble it here, you gamble it there,
you gamble on everything all except me
1578
02:11:49,800 --> 02:11:52,700
And I'm sick of you keepin' me up in
the air till you're back in the money again
1579
02:11:52,800 --> 02:11:56,100
- When I think of the time gone by
- Adelaide, Adelaide...
1580
02:11:56,200 --> 02:11:59,600
- And I think of the way I try
- Adelaide...
1581
02:11:59,700 --> 02:12:03,600
I could honestly die
1582
02:12:13,300 --> 02:12:17,700
Serve a paper and sue me, sue me
1583
02:12:18,600 --> 02:12:20,700
What can you do me?
1584
02:12:20,800 --> 02:12:23,300
I love you
1585
02:12:23,300 --> 02:12:26,900
Give a holler and hate me, hate me
1586
02:12:27,000 --> 02:12:29,900
- Go ahead, hate me, I love you
- When you wind up in jail
1587
02:12:30,000 --> 02:12:32,600
Don't come to me to bail you out
1588
02:12:32,700 --> 02:12:35,600
All right already, so call a policeman
1589
02:12:36,100 --> 02:12:38,500
All right already, it's true
1590
02:12:38,600 --> 02:12:40,500
So nu?
1591
02:12:40,600 --> 02:12:43,900
So sue me, sue me
1592
02:12:44,400 --> 02:12:46,700
What can you do me?
1593
02:12:47,500 --> 02:12:52,500
I love you
1594
02:12:55,000 --> 02:12:56,700
You're at it again,
you're running the game
1595
02:12:56,800 --> 02:12:58,300
I'm not gonna play second fiddle to that
1596
02:12:58,400 --> 02:13:01,200
I'm sick and I'm tired of starting a row
and I'm telling you now that we're through
1597
02:13:01,300 --> 02:13:04,500
- When I think of the time gone by
- Adelaide, Adelaide...
1598
02:13:04,600 --> 02:13:08,200
- And I think of the way I try
- Adelaide!
1599
02:13:08,900 --> 02:13:12,500
I could honestly die
1600
02:13:14,600 --> 02:13:18,000
Sue me, sue me
1601
02:13:18,900 --> 02:13:21,400
Shoot bullets through me
1602
02:13:22,200 --> 02:13:28,800
I love you
1603
02:13:45,500 --> 02:13:49,000
According to my wrist chronometer,
it's well past midnight.
1604
02:13:49,300 --> 02:13:52,900
If this big meeting were going
to be as big as you'd hoped,
1605
02:13:52,900 --> 02:13:55,800
- by now somebody...
- You're quite right, General.
1606
02:13:55,900 --> 02:13:59,600
- Sarah.
- Why keep up this silly pretending?
1607
02:13:59,700 --> 02:14:03,600
It was childish of us to think we could
suddenly make sinners appear
1608
02:14:03,700 --> 02:14:06,500
when we've failed
so miserably up to now.
1609
02:14:06,500 --> 02:14:10,000
And when I say "we", General,
I mean I've failed.
1610
02:14:15,000 --> 02:14:18,500
Welcome, brothers, welcome!
Come in, come in!
1611
02:14:18,600 --> 02:14:21,800
Come on. Move in. Move in. Everybody in.
1612
02:14:21,900 --> 02:14:23,800
Hats off. Step along.
1613
02:14:23,900 --> 02:14:26,000
You too, Big Jule.
1614
02:14:26,100 --> 02:14:28,200
Move it. Come on, kid.
1615
02:14:31,100 --> 02:14:33,200
Keep movin'. Come on.
1616
02:14:37,200 --> 02:14:39,300
Is everybody accounted for?
1617
02:14:40,000 --> 02:14:43,200
- Where's Nathan Detroit?
- Present.
1618
02:14:43,300 --> 02:14:45,400
All right.
1619
02:14:51,400 --> 02:14:55,000
Well, I made good my marker.
I oughta ask you to return it,
1620
02:14:55,100 --> 02:14:58,300
but it would break up
your pretty set of thoughts for today.
1621
02:14:58,400 --> 02:15:01,900
When you get around to it,
mark it "paid in full".
1622
02:15:02,000 --> 02:15:04,300
Won't you gentlemen sit down?
1623
02:15:04,400 --> 02:15:06,900
Sit down. Do as you're told.
1624
02:15:13,300 --> 02:15:17,500
On behalf of General Cartwright, Sergeant
Sarah Brown and the rest of us...
1625
02:15:17,600 --> 02:15:22,600
The army's certainly changed. In the next
war I wanna be a Red Cross nurse.
1626
02:15:22,700 --> 02:15:24,900
Quiet!
1627
02:15:25,200 --> 02:15:28,900
I would like to remind you, you are
no longer on your knees in a sewer,
1628
02:15:29,000 --> 02:15:34,400
but sitting in a mission. I trust that
there will be no further unpleasantness.
1629
02:15:34,500 --> 02:15:37,900
And now,
since I depart to move on to other places,
1630
02:15:38,000 --> 02:15:40,800
I'm appointing
Nathan Detroit as my deputy.
1631
02:15:40,900 --> 02:15:45,200
Nathan, I hand you all their markers,
to be returned when they are made good.
1632
02:15:45,300 --> 02:15:48,300
Anybody who does not play
strictly according to Hoyle
1633
02:15:48,400 --> 02:15:50,800
will answer to me personally.
1634
02:15:50,900 --> 02:15:53,200
And that means in person.
1635
02:15:57,000 --> 02:15:59,500
What a remarkable young man.
1636
02:16:03,300 --> 02:16:07,400
I will add nothin' to what Sky said,
except to say that there are many here
1637
02:16:07,500 --> 02:16:11,900
upon who, if they get outta line,
I would squeal with pleasure.
1638
02:16:12,600 --> 02:16:15,100
Brother Arvide, your dice.
1639
02:16:17,800 --> 02:16:21,700
Gentlemen, our meeting will be
conducted by the regional director
1640
02:16:21,800 --> 02:16:25,100
of the Save-A-Soul Mission,
General Cartwright.
1641
02:16:30,100 --> 02:16:34,000
I have rarely attended a meeting
in any of our branches
1642
02:16:34,100 --> 02:16:37,800
which could boast of
so many evil-Iooking sinners.
1643
02:16:39,500 --> 02:16:43,700
Now surely your hearts must be heavy
with sins to which you want to confess.
1644
02:16:43,800 --> 02:16:47,000
Who will be the first to start
by giving testimony?
1645
02:16:47,100 --> 02:16:51,800
- Benny Southstreet, give testimony.
- I plead the fifth commandment.
1646
02:16:51,900 --> 02:16:55,300
Come, brothers.
We know how difficult it is.
1647
02:16:55,400 --> 02:16:58,500
But if one will open your heart,
the others will follow.
1648
02:16:58,600 --> 02:17:02,700
Benny, this is an order.
Tell the people what a bum you are.
1649
02:17:06,000 --> 02:17:09,600
Well... I was always a bad guy.
1650
02:17:09,700 --> 02:17:14,400
I was even a bad gambler. I would like
to be a good guy and a good gambler.
1651
02:17:14,500 --> 02:17:16,700
I thank you.
1652
02:17:16,700 --> 02:17:19,500
- Who will be next?
- Big Jule.
1653
02:17:20,200 --> 02:17:22,400
What's the pitch?
1654
02:17:22,500 --> 02:17:26,300
Tell the people all the terrible things
you done but ain't gonna do no more.
1655
02:17:26,400 --> 02:17:28,700
And watch your language.
1656
02:17:31,100 --> 02:17:34,700
Well, I used to be bad when I was a kid.
1657
02:17:34,800 --> 02:17:39,100
But ever since then I've gone straight,
as I can prove by my record -
1658
02:17:39,100 --> 02:17:42,400
33 arrests and no convictions.
1659
02:17:44,800 --> 02:17:46,000
- Horse.
- No.
1660
02:17:46,100 --> 02:17:49,000
- Harry the Horse.
- Go ahead.
1661
02:17:51,900 --> 02:17:55,900
Well, when Sky was rollin' us
against our souls, I...
1662
02:17:56,000 --> 02:17:58,600
- I beg your pardon?
- Sky Masterson.
1663
02:17:58,700 --> 02:18:01,800
He rolled us 1,000 bucks.
That's why we're here.
1664
02:18:01,900 --> 02:18:05,600
- I don't think I understand.
- I'll interpret for you, General.
1665
02:18:05,700 --> 02:18:11,100
He means that they are here only because
Sky Masterson won them in a dice game.
1666
02:18:12,100 --> 02:18:16,500
Then this whole meeting,
in a way, is the result of gambling.
1667
02:18:16,600 --> 02:18:19,100
Fire fought with fire.
1668
02:18:19,200 --> 02:18:21,800
Sergeant Sarah,
you are to be congratulated.
1669
02:18:21,900 --> 02:18:24,000
Congratulations, Sarah.
1670
02:18:26,200 --> 02:18:28,500
Thank you so much.
1671
02:18:30,600 --> 02:18:33,200
I ain't finished my testimony yet.
1672
02:18:34,100 --> 02:18:38,200
So, my sin is that when Sky was rollin' us,
1673
02:18:38,300 --> 02:18:42,800
I wished that I could win the 1,000 bucks
instead of havin' to come here.
1674
02:18:42,900 --> 02:18:44,800
But now that I'm here,
1675
02:18:44,900 --> 02:18:47,000
I still wish it.
1676
02:18:49,400 --> 02:18:53,600
Something very funny has been
happening to me. Sitting here, I mean.
1677
02:18:53,600 --> 02:18:56,400
Like I've been remembering a dream.
1678
02:19:01,800 --> 02:19:04,900
Tell us, Nicely. Tell us in your own words.
1679
02:19:05,900 --> 02:19:08,600
Yeah, that's it. A dream.
1680
02:19:09,000 --> 02:19:13,000
I dreamed last night
I got on the boat to heaven
1681
02:19:13,100 --> 02:19:17,000
And by some chance
I had brought my dice along
1682
02:19:17,100 --> 02:19:20,700
And there I stood
and I hollered "Someone fade me!"
1683
02:19:21,300 --> 02:19:27,400
But the passengers,
they knew right from wrong
1684
02:19:27,700 --> 02:19:31,200
For the people all said sit down,
sit down, you're rockin' the boat
1685
02:19:31,300 --> 02:19:34,200
People all said sit down,
sit down, you're rockin' the boat
1686
02:19:34,500 --> 02:19:37,800
And the devil'll drag you under
by the sharp lapel of your chequered coat
1687
02:19:37,900 --> 02:19:42,600
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down,
sit down, you're rockin' the boat
1688
02:19:45,100 --> 02:19:48,400
I sailed away
on that little boat to heaven
1689
02:19:48,500 --> 02:19:51,800
And by some chance
found a bottle in my fist
1690
02:19:51,900 --> 02:19:55,600
And there I stood,
nicely passin' out the whisky
1691
02:19:56,000 --> 02:20:02,100
But the passengers were bound to resist
1692
02:20:02,400 --> 02:20:05,900
For the people all said beware,
you're on a heavenly trip
1693
02:20:06,000 --> 02:20:09,000
People all said beware,
beware, you'll scuttle the ship
1694
02:20:09,100 --> 02:20:12,500
And the devil'll drag you under
by the fancy tie round your wicked throat
1695
02:20:12,600 --> 02:20:16,000
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down,
sit down, you're rockin' the boat
1696
02:20:17,200 --> 02:20:20,700
And as I laughed
at those passengers to heaven
1697
02:20:23,300 --> 02:20:26,400
A great big wave came
and washed me overboard
1698
02:20:26,500 --> 02:20:30,000
And as I sank and I hollered
"Someone save me!"
1699
02:20:30,600 --> 02:20:32,900
That's the moment I woke up
1700
02:20:33,500 --> 02:20:37,000
- Thank the Lord
- Thank the Lord
1701
02:20:37,100 --> 02:20:40,000
Thank the Lord
1702
02:20:40,800 --> 02:20:44,000
And I said to myself sit down,
sit down, you're rockin' the boat
1703
02:20:44,400 --> 02:20:47,500
Said to myself sit down,
sit down, you're rockin' the boat
1704
02:20:47,600 --> 02:20:50,700
And the devil'll drag you under,
with a soul so heavy you'd never float
1705
02:20:50,700 --> 02:20:54,200
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down,
sit down, you're rockin' the boat
1706
02:20:54,200 --> 02:20:56,800
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down,
you're rockin' the boat
1707
02:20:56,900 --> 02:20:59,200
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down,
you're rockin' the boat
1708
02:20:59,300 --> 02:21:02,200
- Sit down
- You're rockin'
1709
02:21:02,200 --> 02:21:06,200
The boat
1710
02:21:16,800 --> 02:21:19,400
Now, Brother Brannigan,
what can we do for you?
1711
02:21:19,500 --> 02:21:21,600
Maybe you would like to testify?
1712
02:21:21,700 --> 02:21:23,900
I'll do my testifying in court,
1713
02:21:23,900 --> 02:21:28,700
where I will testify that you ran a
crap game here in the mission last night.
1714
02:21:28,700 --> 02:21:31,800
A crap game? In the mission?
1715
02:21:31,900 --> 02:21:36,200
Miss Sarah, you were standing right there
when they ran out. You saw them.
1716
02:21:36,300 --> 02:21:38,800
Aren't these the men?
1717
02:21:46,500 --> 02:21:49,200
You must be mistaken, Lieutenant.
1718
02:21:50,200 --> 02:21:53,200
I never saw these gentlemen
before in my life.
1719
02:21:55,100 --> 02:21:57,600
There's a right broad.
1720
02:21:57,900 --> 02:22:03,000
And now if you'll excuse us, Lieutenant,
we'd like to go on with our meeting.
1721
02:22:09,700 --> 02:22:13,700
Tell me somethin'.
Is my name Brannigan?
1722
02:22:13,800 --> 02:22:16,500
- When last seen.
- Thanks.
1723
02:22:17,600 --> 02:22:19,900
I was beginnin' to wonder.
1724
02:22:26,700 --> 02:22:30,700
On behalf of everybody concerned,
thanks, Miss Sarah.
1725
02:22:31,500 --> 02:22:35,300
Also at this time I would like
to personally make a confession.
1726
02:22:35,300 --> 02:22:38,100
General,
we did shoot crap here last night,
1727
02:22:38,100 --> 02:22:41,300
but unbeknownst to anybody
connected with the mission.
1728
02:22:41,400 --> 02:22:43,700
And for this we're all sorry.
1729
02:22:43,800 --> 02:22:45,900
Ain't we, boys?
1730
02:22:49,500 --> 02:22:51,800
I'm really sorry.
1731
02:22:53,400 --> 02:22:57,200
I did another terrible thing.
I bet a certain guy that he could not take
1732
02:22:57,300 --> 02:23:00,300
a certain doll away with him
on a trip to Havana.
1733
02:23:00,400 --> 02:23:05,100
I know this I should not have done,
although it did not do no harm because...
1734
02:23:05,200 --> 02:23:07,300
Well, I won the bet.
1735
02:23:07,300 --> 02:23:09,600
- You won the bet?
- Sure.
1736
02:23:09,700 --> 02:23:12,500
The guy told me
he did not take the doll away.
1737
02:23:12,600 --> 02:23:15,100
And for this I feel much better.
1738
02:23:17,400 --> 02:23:22,000
Gentlemen, we will now sing number 244
in your songbook - "Follow the Fold".
1739
02:23:22,100 --> 02:23:24,600
You will find it on page 27.
1740
02:23:31,200 --> 02:23:35,400
Follow the fold and stray no more
1741
02:23:35,500 --> 02:23:39,500
Stray no more, stray no more
1742
02:23:39,600 --> 02:23:43,800
Put down the bottle
and we'll say no more
1743
02:23:43,900 --> 02:23:47,200
Follow, follow the fold
1744
02:26:40,500 --> 02:26:44,300
Brothers and sisters, as you know,
traffic is heavy this time of night,
1745
02:26:44,400 --> 02:26:46,900
so our ceremony will be brief.
1746
02:26:49,100 --> 02:26:53,200
Do you, Sarah Brown, take Sky Masterson
to be your lawful wedded husband?
1747
02:26:53,300 --> 02:26:55,000
I do.
1748
02:26:55,100 --> 02:26:58,800
Do you, Sky Masterson, take Sarah Brown
to be your lawful wedded wife?
1749
02:26:58,900 --> 02:27:01,000
I do.
1750
02:27:01,500 --> 02:27:05,000
Do you, Adelaide, take Nathan Detroit
to be your lawful wedded husband?
1751
02:27:05,100 --> 02:27:06,600
I do.
1752
02:27:06,600 --> 02:27:11,800
Do you, Nathan Detroit, take Miss
Adelaide to be your lawful wedded wife?
1753
02:27:15,000 --> 02:27:16,700
- He does.
- He's gotta say it.
1754
02:27:16,800 --> 02:27:18,400
I do.
1755
02:27:18,500 --> 02:27:22,900
Then, under the authority granted me by
the state, county and city of New York,
1756
02:27:23,000 --> 02:27:25,500
I hereby pronounce you men and wives.
1757
02:27:49,500 --> 02:27:53,400
When you see a guy
reach for stars in the sky
1758
02:27:53,500 --> 02:27:57,700
You can bet that
he's doin' it for some doll
1759
02:27:57,700 --> 02:28:01,700
When you spot a John
waiting out in the rain
1760
02:28:02,100 --> 02:28:05,700
Chances are he's insane
as only a John can be for a Jane
1761
02:28:06,300 --> 02:28:10,200
When you meet a gent
paying all kinds of rent
1762
02:28:10,300 --> 02:28:15,700
For a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal
1763
02:28:19,100 --> 02:28:21,900
Call it sad, call it funny
1764
02:28:22,000 --> 02:28:26,200
But it's better than even money
1765
02:28:26,300 --> 02:28:29,400
That the guy's only doing it
1766
02:28:30,500 --> 02:28:35,400
For some doll