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(SOFT LULLABY PLAYING)

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PHIL: I was born a baby.

4
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A blank slate. Thinking I was
in control of my own destiny.

5
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And then I met my father.

6
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You better be good
at this stuff.

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In college, I wasn't
the most gifted athlete.

8
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But in order to please my dad,
I strived to be the very best.

9
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Little help,
already out of control.

10
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I'm losing vision,
it's blackness.

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You guys, you mightwant
to move out of there,
I gotta let go of this thing.

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Uh-oh.

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COACH: Look out!
For Pete's sake!

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(VALIANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

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How far was that?

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Foot and three inches.

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Hope you boys are ready.
See you at the finish line.

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There's a rabid cheetah
in Lane 2 here.

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Runners take your mark.
Get set!

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Hold on! Wait!

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(GROANING)

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I got it, right below
the knee, the nub.

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That hurts!

24
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No, no, no.
Your day's over, Phil.

25
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Yes, I was quite the athlete.

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(GASPS)

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So much so, that I caught
the eye of the prettiest
girl in school.

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Are you all right?
Yeah.

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Sorry about that.
Yeah, it's no prob.

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There's a horrible wind.
No, there isn't.

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There is over there.

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(SOFT ROCK SONG)

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Dad? Hey, dad.
Barbara said "yes."
Hey, Son.

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This is Janice.
I met her at the A&P.

35
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Hi.
(JANICE GIGGLES)

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We're gonna get married.

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Can I talk
to you alone?
Yeah.

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Be right back.

39
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Nice to meet you, Barbara.
Heard a lot about you.

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It's nice to meet you.

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She's great-looking.
What you talking about?
She's terrific.

42
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You're getting married?

43
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Look, Phil,
I'm lonely. I'm a man.

44
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It hasn't been
easy for me
since your mom died.

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She didn't die,
she divorced you.

46
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Mmm.

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Tomatoes, tomatoes.
You know.

48
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Baby.

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One year later,
on the proudest day
of my life,

50
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he was right there by my side.

51
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There he is,
your grandson, Sam.

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Seven pounds,
six ounces.

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Oh, by the way,
he had a son on the same day.

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Take a gander
at your
brother, Bucky.

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Seven pounds, seven.
Just a little
bit bigger.

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Welcome to my life.

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Excuse me.

58
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Hey, you didn't need
to take up two spots.

59
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Actually, I do.
Look at the size
of this bad boy, huh?

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00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:18,539
This is cute
though, huh?

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You're saving
the environment
for all of us.

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Go hemp!

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Unbelievable.

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BUCK: Okay, boys.
Keep it down. Keep it simple.

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Hey, honey.

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Where've you been?
It's a tie game,
it's almost over.

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I'm sorry.
ljust got
caught at work

68
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and then I had to park
in the far parking lot.

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Let's go, Gladiators!
KID: Go, Bucky!

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Hey, where's Sam?
He's on the bench.

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BOY: Okay, Bucky, let's go!

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You're kidding me.
No.

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Go Bucky! Go Bucky!
Finish it off! Finish it off!

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KID 2: Come on, Bucky!

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00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,257
Yay! Bucky! Bucky!

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00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:05,339
Bucky!
Okay, Bucky.

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BUCK: Yes! Yes!

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That's my boy, Bucky!
Attaboy, Bucky!

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Hey, big guy,
how'd it go?

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It went great.
Bench is nice and warm.

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I'm gonna see
what I can do
about that, okay?

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We'll see you back
at the house, Dad.

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BUCK: You played
great, Son.
I'm proud of you.

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PHIL: Come on, buddy.

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Hi, you guys.

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Barb.
Hey, look who's here.

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Two of my favorite people,
and Phil.

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Very funny, Dad.
Haven't heard
that one before.

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00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,497
Hey, Buck.

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| see you got a new case
for the Pelé ball.

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BUCK: That's my ball.

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Get away from that.
Don't get any ideas.
Don't even touch it.

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COMMENTATOR ON TV: And now...
Watch this.

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...an important message
from the King.

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Hi, I 'm Buck Weston,
King of Sporting Goods.

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You can save...
Me.

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...big on all kinds of balls.

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Basketballs, footballs,

99
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hockey pucks, baseballs,

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00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:04,644
Those acting lessons
really paid off.

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Yeah, I got four stores now,
and I'm opening
a fifth next month

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in your neck of the woods.
You sure you don't want a job?

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I got ajob, Dad.
Yeah, what? Selling vitamins?

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In fact,
you need to
take more vitamins.

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I take a vitamin
every day,
it's called a steak.

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Look, I came up
with this myself,
look at this.

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I 'm Buck Weston.

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And he's got balls!

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Pretty good, huh?
What do you think?

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I think this is
your best commercial yet.

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It was pretty good.
Gripping.

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Gripping.
(LEAF BLOWER BUZZING)

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Ditka. Stay away from that.
Here we go again.

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Hey, Ditka!
Will you knock it off!
Knock it off, would you?

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Hey. Do that later,
would you, please?
I got company!

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(LEAF BLOWER STOPS)

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Doing my lawn.

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Look, we're trying to
have a nice family
gathering, all right?

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I'm trying to get
my yard cleaned,
that's all.

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You're messing up my yard.
Let me ask you.

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The whole world's gotta
stop 'cause of you got
a family gathering?

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I'm trying to
do my lawn!

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BUCK: Yeah,
but you put all your...
Guys...

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Hey, stay out of this.
It's between us, okay?

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Here, take some
of this back,
'cause I don't want it.

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Hey! Knock it off!
It's all for you!

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You're nuts!
Guys, guys!

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How do you
like that, Ditka?
Take it back.

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Here, you get
the whole thing!

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We'll settle this
later, okay?

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You know where to find me!
Yeah, exactly.

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I got this for you, too!
Get out of here!

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Phil, come on.
What are you looking at?

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Dad, he hit me.
He hit me with the ball.

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Hey, Dad,
what happened
to all your fish?

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That one ate the others.
lcall him "Killer."

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Killer?
Yeah.

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I like it.
Yeah.

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You might wanna
clean the water
every now and then.

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Let's see what
you can do.

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Hey, Dad,
I didn't know if...

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I wanted to talk
to you about Sam.

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Sammy's a good boy.

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Yeah.

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He hasn't been playing
much lately and,
I didn't know if...

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Stop right there.
I agree with you.

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I got some great news.
He's gonna get a lot
more playing time now.

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Dad, thanks, that's
exactly what
I wanted to hear.

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I traded him
to the Tigers.

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BUCK: Oh. Hey!

151
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You traded
your own grandson?

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I didn't actually
get anything for him.

153
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You know that cost
400 bucks?

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I can't believe it.

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What, you calling me
a liar? I'll show
you the receipt.

156
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No, I'm talking
about Sam!

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Why didn't you
just play him more?

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He is going to
play more, Philly.
Yeah, for another team!

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You care about winning
that much?

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Look, Phil,
I'm notjust
coaching soccer.

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I'm building men.

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Okay. Yeah.
Hey...

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It's an impressive
shot. Sure.

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But I want Sam
to have fun. This isn't
the big leagues.

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For those who live
between Broadway
and Grandville,

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between the ages
of 10 and 12,

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who are free
on Sundays
and Tuesdays,

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this is the big leagues.
But what about Sam?

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You saw him out
there today.
It breaks my heart.

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At best, he's
a benchwarmer.

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Wow! Oh!

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Oh, Killer! Killer...

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How did that happen?

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00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:13,587
Hey, Sam, you wanna
give us a minute?

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00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,551
Need a little adult time.
Uh-huh.

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Of all the asinine things
my dad has done,

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00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,561
this is by far
the most asinine.

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I mean, I know he's
the most competitive
man in the world.

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But this beats them all.

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I'm angry.

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I'm spitting angry!

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I'm like a tornado
of anger,
swirling about!

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My heart rate
is dangerously
high right now.

184
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I'm glad it happened, I...
What?

185
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Yeah.
What do you mean?

186
00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:49,248
Where did my wife go?
Are you a robot?

187
00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:52,498
Are you a robot, woman?
lam not a robot.

188
00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,586
but you have to try
to find the positive
in this.

189
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It was unhealthy for
Sam to play on
your dad's team.

190
00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:04,426
Now he'll play
for the Tigers
and have some fun.

191
00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,058
Okay, look,
you're too upset
about this.

192
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,184
So, I'll tell him, okay?

193
00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,270
No,no,no,
no,no,no,L”

194
00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,605
I need to tell him.

195
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:15,854
(EXHALES)

196
00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,064
(GRUNTS)
Benchwarmer?

197
00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:23,987
Boy, did that
hurt my face.

198
00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,158
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

199
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,247
Sammy?
Yeah?

200
00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:28,708
Hey.
Hey.

201
00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:30,497
What are you doing?
Nothing.

202
00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,120
Internet dating?
NO.

203
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,913
Mail-order bride?
NO.

204
00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:35,165
Just kidding.

205
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,880
Look,|got
some good news.

206
00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:40,754
I got you put on a new team.

207
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,590
I'm not on
the Gladiators anymore?

208
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,011
No.

209
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,385
You're on the Tigers.
(SNARLING)

210
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:48,728
The Tigers?
Yeah.

211
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,805
They're in last place.

212
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,020
Yeah, but you're gonna get
more playing time.

213
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:57,692
Did Grandpa trade me?
NO.

214
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:01,908
Yes, wait.

215
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,448
I'm happy this is happening.
This is a good thing.

216
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,867
It doesn't seem
like a good thing,
but it's a good thing.

217
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:07,910
Trust me.

218
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:12,585
You do not wanna be the kid
that's on the other end
of the bench.

219
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,537
You do not
want to be that kid.

220
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:18,379
'Cause I know that kid.
You don't wanna be him.

221
00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:19,592
Okay.

222
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:23,509
You don't wanna be the kid
who has such suppressed rage

223
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,634
that his heart's about
to burst through his chest.

224
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:31,012
You don't wanna be the kid
that when he thinks about

225
00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:32,434
what his dad did to him...

226
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,691
(PANTING) I know that kid.
I know...

227
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,894
That kid lives right here
in this house!

228
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,149
Mom!

229
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:41,651
(WHEEZING)

230
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,823
Mom! He doesn't know
what to do. He doesn't...

231
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,616
Ouch! Phew.

232
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,785
Okay?
Yes. Good.

233
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:53,451
Coach Benson will
be good for you.
He knows his stuff.

234
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,124
You know, I bet you
this whole thing
is gonna turn out

235
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,587
to be a blessing
in disguise.

236
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,749
The Tigers may be
in last place,

237
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,001
but those guys
look pretty good.

238
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:05,263
Dad, those aren't
the Tigers. They're not
even wearing blue.

239
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:08,179
The Tigers are over there.
I'm having a baby.

240
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:10,510
Oh, I'm having a baby.

241
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,387
NO hitting the baby.

242
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,810
No, no, don't hit
my precious baby.

243
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:18,731
Look, it's gonna come out!
It's gonna come out!
Cut it out!

244
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,023
Oh, look, it's gonna come out!

245
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,146
Oh.

246
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,153
Hi, excuse me.

247
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:25,615
Coach Benson around?

248
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,326
Yeah, you all know
Phil Weston?

249
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:30,367
Oh, yeah.
Welcome to the team,
little fellow.

250
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,865
Why don't you go join
those other kids
over there?

251
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,000
Yeah, go ahead.

252
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,753
There's a moving truck
in front of
Benson's house.

253
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,544
Did you hear?
The pressure of coaching
got to him. He cracked.

254
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,551
How could he crack?
We're only one game
into the season.

255
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,300
All right, Tigers,
it's game time.

256
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,135
But we're waiting
for our coach.

257
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,258
Then one of you
will have to coach.

258
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,931
But I had talked
to Coach Benson,
we're brand new...

259
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,303
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
All right.

260
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,145
Find yourself a coach,
or the Tigers forfeit.

261
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,766
Yes?
Where do I know you from?

262
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,235
I've been your neighbor
for seven years.

263
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,480
No, that ain't it.
No, that's definitely it.

264
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,197
I'll figure it out.

265
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:07,984
SO, who's gonna coach?

266
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:10,658
We got Mark into soccer,
'cause we wanted
to take a break.

267
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,701
I didn't think I'd be
coaching the
little bugger.

268
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,663
ljust got laid off.
I'm looking for a job

269
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:18,207
so it's hard enough
to drag myself out of bed.

270
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,207
SO, we forfeit.

271
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:27,591
SO, we're forfeiting?
No, no, no, no. Uh...

272
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,052
You know what,
I can coach.

273
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,469
Well, that's swell!
Great!

274
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,842
Just for one game.

275
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,890
It's game time.
Get your team on the field.

276
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,560
Who are we playing?
How about you
use your eyes?

277
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,775
Oh, great.

278
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,234
BUCK: All right, guys.
Everybody up.
Let's go, come on.

279
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:45,359
Let's go, come on.
Lift them. Lift them.
Hey, hey, hey.

280
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:48,733
(CHUCKLES)

281
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,576
What are you doing here?
Where's Benson?

282
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,696
Benson's a no-show.
I'm gonna coach
the Tigers today.

283
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:53,867
Ooh.

284
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,490
You sure you
wanna do that?

285
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,662
How you doing, Buck?
Players take the field.

286
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,206
Good luck, Buck.
Yeah. All right.

287
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,703
Yeah, good luck.
Yeah, you, too.

288
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,834
May the best man win?
He will.

289
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,297
Yeah.

290
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,126
(WHISTLES) J.T., let's go.
Hey, let's go, everybody.

291
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:08,340
Hey, hey! (WHISTLES)

292
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,343
Okay. Let's go, guys.

293
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:16,057
Okay, Tigers,
why don't we have
starters take the field?

294
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,686
We don't have starters,
we never got that far.

295
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,944
All right. Well, then,
how about, uh,
you,you,you?

296
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,945
Yes.
You.

297
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,069
Me?
No, not you.

298
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:32,365
You, Sam, you, you, you,
and you.

299
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,195
You guys,
hit the field.

300
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,244
All right!
Go get them. Huh?

301
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,576
GO get them.
They're gonna kill us,
you know.

302
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,162
I'm sorry,
did you say something?

303
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,162
We're gonna get killed.

304
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,664
You don't know
that for sure.

305
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,917
Yeah, I do.
And it's gonna be awful.

306
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,177
Charge!

307
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,091
(CHILDREN YELLING)

308
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,423
MAN 1: Defense!
(SCREAMING)

309
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:55,971
MAN 2: Get the ball!

310
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,474
Yeah!

311
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:03,732
That was fast.

312
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,445
(GRUNTS)

313
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,990
Sorry about the fall, Sam.
See you at the barbecue.

314
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,108
Come on!

315
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,570
(GRUNTS)

316
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,157
(GRUNTS)

317
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,619
Great, great, great.

318
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,626
You wanna go in?
NO. I'm fine.

319
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,671
You guys?
No, I'm cool.

320
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:29,838
I'm staying.

321
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,925
(ALL YELLING)

322
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:43,852
(REFEREE WHISTLES)

323
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,941
(KID SCREAMING)

324
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,024
That's the game!

325
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,990
Poetry in motion, Philly!

326
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:55,443
(SIGHS)

327
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,866
PHIL: Bring it on in.

328
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:02,329
Gather around.
Come on in.
Good job.

329
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,000
(SIGHS)

330
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,297
Powerful kicking.

331
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:09,958
Powerful kicking.

332
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,299
Uh, excuse me.
Just don't do that
with the cup.

333
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:18,679
All in all, just,
yeah, good.

334
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,601
Good group effort.

335
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,187
Were you watching
the same game?
Yeah.

336
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,140
Really, give yourselves
a pat on the back.

337
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,942
Inspiring
speech, Phil.

338
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,565
Hey, Patty.

339
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:36,158
Hey, darling.
How you doing?
Looking great out there.

340
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,698
Yeah, you said it.

341
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,280
Tough game today?
We did okay.

342
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:44,663
All right, look.
What do you say
I take Sam back,

343
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,835
be on a winning team,
he'll get a trophy,

344
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,954
and who cares
if he's a benchwarmer?

345
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,627
No.
NO?

346
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,375
No, he's not
going to be
a benchwarmer.

347
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,968
Not my son.
Not on your team.

348
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,927
'Cause I'm, uh,
I'm gonna coach
the Tigers.

349
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,971
Ooh. Ouch.

350
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:03,344
"Ouch." Why "ouch"?
Nothing. Nothing.

351
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,974
(LAUGHS)

352
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,228
You really think
you can coach
in my league?

353
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,726
Yeah.
Okay.

354
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,692
I'll see you on the field.

355
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:19,569
Okay. Be forewarned,
muchacho.
You're in the show now.

356
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,571
What was
that all about?

357
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,789
I'm gonna be the new
permanent coach
of the Tigers.

358
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:24,999
Yep. Really?

359
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,082
Cool!

360
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,668
Honey, that's great.
Yeah.

361
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,960
Why are you so angry?

362
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,580
No, this isn't angry.
This is happy.

363
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,130
Yay.

364
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,550
This could be fun. Yep.
Okay.

365
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,839
I got a lot
of work to do.

366
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,170
Come on.

367
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,137
Take that
for me, buddy.

368
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,147
Hi.
Oh, hello.

369
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,766
We didn't get to
introduce ourselves
last time. I'm Ann Hogan.

370
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,814
Hi.
Donna Jones.

371
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,237
Hi.
You can call me "Chief."

372
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,107
Okay. This is
my son, Sam.

373
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,278
Hi.
Hey, Sam.

374
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,117
Hi, this is Byong Sun.
Hi, Byong Sun.

375
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,281
Hi, Byong Sun.

376
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:04,156
Byong Sun and Sam,
why don't you guys
go on ahead, okay?

377
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,326
Okay.

378
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,121
All right. Okay, good.
Yeah, Byong
Sun's real shy.

379
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,869
This book helped us
deal with it.

380
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,245
You'll probably wanna
give it a glance.

381
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,255
"My Child is Shy. "
ANN: Yeah.

382
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,378
Thank you. Thank you.
Good.

383
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,046
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384
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,003
Byong Sun.
Oh, I see.

385
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,428
Actually, you know what,
I don't see. I'm sorry, I...

386
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,509
Oh, wait, now I see.

387
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,806
Wow.

388
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:28,558
(SOFTLY) Okay.

389
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,475
We're at every game.
Not like a lot
of the other parents.

390
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,692
No, not like
the other parents at all.

391
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,026
Better! You're better than
the other parents.

392
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,485
(LAUGHS)

393
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:40,528
Oh, so
they're better?

394
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,328
No, I mean,
they're different.
What do you mean "different"?

395
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,494
You're different
because you're better.

396
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,996
How are they better?
NO, look...

397
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:52,211
You're both better different

398
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,130
in a different but better way.

399
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,633
Okay. You know what,
let's get the rest
of his stuff.

400
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,593
A little early
to start playing
favorites, Phil.

401
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,385
Okay, guys,
let's take the field.

402
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,892
Get up, Dad.
KID: Nice fall.

403
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,557
Hold up!
KID 2: Love it, yeah!

404
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:13,683
PHIL: Grab a ball!

405
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,357
Here we go.
Fan out.
Form a circle here.

406
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,944
Great. Okay, now,

407
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,989
I don't know,
it mayjust be me,

408
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:28,164
but, I really got a feeling
like we could catch fire
and have a great season. Huh?

409
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,249
Now, who's with me?
(WHOOPS)

410
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:33,995
It's electric in the air!
Yeah!

411
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,299
Thank you
for that show
of enthusiasm.

412
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,888
I thought we would
just start today
by going around,

413
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,968
introducing yourselves,
telling me your strengths
on the soccer field.

414
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:50,595
All right.

415
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,438
Start with you.

416
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,099
Hey, I'm Hunter.
Hey, Hunter. I'm Phil.

417
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:59,444
Hi, Phil. Uh, I'll eat
this worm for 5 bucks.

418
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:04,450
How would that help us?
I'd have an extra 5 bucks?

419
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,581
No, you're not going to
eat that, are you?

420
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,746
Ugh!

421
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:18,581
Did you just eat that?
Yeah, I ate it.

422
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,341
Now you owe me 5 bucks.

423
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,127
I didn't agree
to pay you 5 bucks.

424
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,930
Forget it.
Pass it to someone else.

425
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,224
I'm Byong Sun.
Hi, Byong Sun.

426
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,140
lam a very kind person.

427
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,147
That's sweet.
That's very sweet.

428
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:42,321
Anything that
relates to soccer?
No, sir.

429
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:45,108
Maybe you and Ambrose
could team up.

430
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:48,528
He's big.
You might form
one mega-person.

431
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:56,669
Okay. Forget that
I just said that.
Pass it to someone else.

432
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:02,125
I'm Mark Avery.
I like to keep
my pimp hands strong.

433
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,043
You dig, cracker?
You feel me?

434
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,385
What does that mean?

435
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:09,132
I really don't know.
I heard it on
a rap video once.

436
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,842
Oh.
But, I'm really funny.

437
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,094
I got like
a million jokes.

438
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,517
Great. Okay, yeah.
I'd love to hear one. Shoot.

439
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,981
Remember when you
called us out onto the
field and you fell over?

440
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,642
Right. Yeah?

441
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:23,646
(CHUCKLES)
Man! I got you good!

442
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,780
(ALL LAUGHING)

443
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,869
Somebody call the burn unit.
I got you bad!

444
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,362
How did I get burned?

445
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,699
Apparently, I don't get it.
Okay. Doesn't matter.

446
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,834
You know what?
Let's just do some drills.

447
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:41,330
Now, this one,
all the great players have
done at one time or another.

448
00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:42,878
It's called "the snake."

449
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:46,173
Player in the back dribbles
the ball in a weaving fashion

450
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:49,388
around the players and stops
3 feet from the first player.

451
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:51,131
(CHILDREN YELLING)

452
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:52,887
Hey!

453
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,013
Okay, that's not the snake.

454
00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:00,141
Uh...

455
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,695
Honey, it was
your first practice.
It'll get better.

456
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:08,441
No, it's gonna get worse.
You need to give it
some time, Phil.

457
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,317
I already know.
It was awful.

458
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,614
The kids were
just running around.

459
00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:12,782
They weren't
listening tO me.
They were like

460
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,451
4-foot
whirling dervishes.

461
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,782
I don't even know
what a whirling dervish is,

462
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,330
but that's what
they were like.

463
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,496
You know why?
'Cause I'm not a coach.

464
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,547
Okay? I don't know
what I'm doing.

465
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:28,260
My dad. He's a coach.
He knows the game.

466
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:30,425
He's confident, he's smart,

467
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:34,554
witty, dynamic, vicious,
brutal, vindictive.

468
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,430
A monster.

469
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:40,351
And he will win
through intimidation and
forceful tactics if need be.

470
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,974
I'm not like that.

471
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,981
In fact,
I don't know anyone like that.

472
00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:47,396
DO you?

473
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,783
So, Paul,
what's on your mind?
Actually, it's Phil.

474
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,406
You mean, it's not Paul?
NO, it's Phil.

475
00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:00,209
What's the difference?
Come on. Spit it out.

476
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,327
Here it is.
DIANA: Mike!

477
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:02,418
Hold this.

478
00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:03,412
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

479
00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:07,917
Oh, no. NO, no, we do not
allow smoking
in the house.

480
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,093
I'm sorry, Mrs. Ditka.

481
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,676
Here, I'll get
rid of it, honey.

482
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,969
Anwvay, I'm coaching
my son's soccer team.

483
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:20,600
And I didn't know
if you might be
willing to help.

484
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:21,893
Soccer?

485
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,688
Actually, I want you
to assistant coach.

486
00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,231
Your assistant coach?

487
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:29,860
You really don't know
who I am, do you?

488
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:31,736
You're right.
Silly idea.

489
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:34,281
ljust need some help
and you're such
a great coach.

490
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,741
My dad's gonna
be riding me
all season, so ljust...

491
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,114
Oh-hO-ho-ho-ho.

492
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:41,083
Your dad? You mean I get
to coach against your dad?

493
00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:44,124
Yeah.
DIANA: Mike, I smell smoke!

494
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,837
Nobody's smoking!

495
00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:47,422
Mike!
For Pete's sake!

496
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:48,791
SO, it's me and you
against your old man?

497
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:50,630
I mean, there
are other teams.

498
00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:53,796
Got you!
No smoking means
no smoking!

499
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:54,967
Okay, come on, Phil.

500
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:56,590
I'll throw this
out the window, honey.

501
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:59,594
I'm sorry, Mrs...
I'm sorry.
You should be.

502
00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:03,438
It's a nasty, filthy habit.
Hey.

503
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,725
You can count me in.
Really?

504
00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:08,773
Let's bring
the old man down.
Oh, great.

505
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:11,814
KID: Give me a drink.

506
00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:13,816
It's just a great group.
Okay, Tigers.

507
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,778
Look who's here.

508
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:20,911
I'll give you a hint.

509
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,533
Hall of Fame?

510
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:24,209
Chicago Bears?

511
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,412
Sammy Sosa?

512
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,412
No, no, no.
Come on.

513
00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:28,668
NO, football.

514
00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:31,250
Coached the 1986...
'85.

515
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:34,253
'85 Bears
to a Super Bowl victory?

516
00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:36,797
It's Mike Ditka.
Yeah.

517
00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:38,557
Do you know
Sammy Sosa?

518
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:39,766
Hey, zip it, kid!

519
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:42,143
I'm a coach
that knows about winning.

520
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:45,890
I'm gonna push you guys
like you've never been
pushed before.

521
00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:47,812
Some of you are gonna wish
lwas dead.

522
00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:50,770
It's true. I know
it's a weird thought,
but it's true.

523
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,732
I eat quitters for
breakfast and I spit
out their bones.

524
00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:56,358
Delicious.
Now this is gonna
be the hardest

525
00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:58,907
most difficult thing you ever
attempted in your entire life.

526
00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:01,242
But you know what?
When it's over...
It will get emotional.

527
00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:02,956
When it's over...
When it's over...

528
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,996
...you guys are gonna
be champions.
Champions.

529
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,790
By God, you're gonna
be champions.

530
00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:09,338
All right, everybody up.
Come on, hands in.

531
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,502
Come on, everybody
Let's go out
and kick some butt.

532
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:14,047
Here we go. On three.
Let's have fun.

533
00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:17,171
One, two, three.
Let's have fun.

534
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,966
"Let's have fun"?
What's that?
ljust made it up.

535
00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:23,977
On the ground,
give me the pushups,
come on.

536
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:26,139
If you guys were
with the Bears,

537
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:27,481
I'd fine you each
10 grand apiece.

538
00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:29,892
This calls
for some drastic measures.

539
00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,609
We're gonna make
some changes around here.

540
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:34,898
Come on, move it.
Move it! Faster! Faster!

541
00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:37,574
BYONG SUN: Faster. Faster.

542
00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:40,907
DITKA: Move it! Move it!
Put some pressure
on those legs!

543
00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:42,829
BYONG SUN: Faster. Faster.

544
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,162
No candy! Your mother
said you can't have
any candy!

545
00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:48,877
No candy.
Give me it back.
No. Please?

546
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,790
DITKA: Hey!

547
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,541
I got eyes
in the back of my head.

548
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,794
Come on, girls.
You gotta move it.

549
00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:58,841
You gotta move it.
All the way!

550
00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:00,430
Come on, move it. Move it.

551
00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:04,143
But, coach, how is this
gonna help me with soccer?

552
00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:06,394
It's not gonna help you
with soccer,

553
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,851
but I'm gonna
get my trash
taken out, okay?

554
00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:11,316
Come on, Beyonce,
let's get that
back end done.

555
00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:14,607
Coach? Shouldn't
we be going
to soccer practice?

556
00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:17,273
I'm not going to
soccer practice
with a dirty car.

557
00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:18,903
(WHISTLE BLOWING)

558
00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:21,152
PHIL: Here we go, gang.
Let's go, Tigers. Come on.

559
00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:23,575
Let's go get them.
DITKA: Come on,
kick butt out there.

560
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,158
You're great.

561
00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:29,626
Hey, Sam.
Yeah?

562
00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:33,588
What is it, Dad?
How you doing?

563
00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:35,382
Good.
Good.

564
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:36,625
Ow.

565
00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:38,628
What was
that for? Jeez!

566
00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:40,671
Did you just
kick your son?

567
00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:43,222
Yeah.

568
00:26:44,228 --> 00:26:46,184
(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

569
00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:49,513
Stop them! Come on.
Stop them!

570
00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:51,690
Are you following me?
NO.

571
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:53,934
(GROANS)
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

572
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:56,820
(GROANS)

573
00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:58,030
Oh.

574
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,074
Oh.

575
00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:04,070
Shake it off, Sam.
Get some circulation
back in your skull.

576
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,289
GO, Jack, go.

577
00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:12,332
Yes.
Jack! Good job, Jack!

578
00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:14,121
(CHEERING)

579
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:15,623
That's a legitimate
goal, right?

580
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,750
That's a real goal.
Okay, then,
that's a real goal.

581
00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:19,092
Ten more of those
and we're in business.

582
00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:28,260
Look at me, I'm the ref.
I'm the ref. I'm the ref.
Hey, hey, hey.

583
00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:29,603
REFEREE: All right.
Very funny.

584
00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:33,144
I'm the ref. You can't
catch me if you want,
because I'm the ref.

585
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:36,026
Okay. Very funny. Very,
very funny. Very funny.

586
00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:39,146
All right.
You all had a laugh?
Fine! Play on!

587
00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:40,446
Sorry about that.

588
00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:41,735
How much do you think
those things are?

589
00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,404
I have no idea.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

590
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,663
(GRUNTS)

591
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:52,834
(CROWD APPLAUDING)

592
00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:54,335
Man!

593
00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:56,705
Two, four, six, eight, who...
Shut up you little rats!

594
00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:58,586
They're just showing
their appreciation.

595
00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:01,927
Forget the appreciation.
I wanna win a soccer game!

596
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:05,013
Okay.
Hey, can I have this?

597
00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:06,765
Yeah, go ahead.
All right!

598
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:08,759
Uh...

599
00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:10,344
Good game, everyone.

600
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,891
Great effort.
AMBROSE: Come on, let's go.

601
00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:14,189
We'll just reconvene
at a later time.

602
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:23,315
All right, everyone.

603
00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:25,029
If I could
have your attention.

604
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,281
I got a little something
for the Tigers here

605
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:32,409
to express my gratitude
and just a big thank you
for all the hard work.

606
00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:34,121
WOMAN: All right!
So...

607
00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:36,412
SO what'd you bring, Phil?

608
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:39,172
Finches.
Fishes?

609
00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:42,168
No! No, no, no. No.
Finches. Birds.

610
00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:44,257
I'm holding them.
They're tiny birds.

611
00:28:45,307 --> 00:28:48,174
Yeah, so everyone,
come up here
and grab a finch.

612
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,468
Come on.
Come on, guys.

613
00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:55,560
You can watch them grow,
right in front
Of your very own eyes.

614
00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:57,186
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

615
00:28:57,486 --> 00:29:00,228
We have to keep them?
You get to keep them.

616
00:29:00,614 --> 00:29:02,150
Why is this fun?

617
00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,523
BUCK: [want to welcome
you all to tonight's

618
00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:07,492
Highland Heights
Soccer Organization
parent's dinner.

619
00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:14,290
Every year, we like to take
a little time for the coaches

620
00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:17,786
to come up here
to tell us a little
about their team.

621
00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:21,089
How about I bring up someone
who's new to coaching
in this league

622
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,629
but is close to me?

623
00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:25,048
I love him like a son.
Come on up, Phil.

624
00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:28,047
Come on, Phil.
Come on, Philly. Come on.

625
00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:29,093
GO. Yes.

626
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,430
Good guy.
Good guy.

627
00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,186
Good to see you.

628
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,186
Thanks, Dad.

629
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:42,110
Thanks, Janice.

630
00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:45,314
Hello, uh,

631
00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:48,446
I’m Phil Weston.
And you got balls!

632
00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:50,319
(ALL LAUGHING)

633
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,613
He's got vitamins.

634
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:54,868
(ALL LAUGHING)

635
00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:57,291
That's very funny, Dad.
Hilarious.

636
00:29:58,088 --> 00:29:59,999
So when I took over
for Coach Benson...

637
00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:01,497
lhear
he's a woman now.

638
00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:03,708
(ALL LAUGHING)
Ooh.

639
00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,969
Actually, truth be told,
no one knows
where he is right now.

640
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:08,337
A lot of people
are concerned.

641
00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:12,803
I don’t know
why that’s funny.

642
00:30:17,107 --> 00:30:20,065
God, I'm going to be honest,
I... ldidn't plan
on speaking tonight.

643
00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:24,315
I was actually hoping
that my assistant coach
would be here

644
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:26,613
and, uh, to kind of...

645
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,569
(ALL MURMURING)

646
00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:33,154
Ladies and gentlemen,
I would like
to introduce Mike Ditka.

647
00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:37,498
It's Mike Ditka, everyone!

648
00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:40,543
Say a few words.

649
00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:43,876
Thanks, Paul.
Thanks, everybody.
It's great to be here

650
00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:45,374
and we're gonna have
a lot of fun tonight.

651
00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:46,750
Paul's got the Tigers
on the move.

652
00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:47,842
All right!

653
00:30:48,472 --> 00:30:50,383
You live long enough,
you see everything.

654
00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:54,474
Iron Mike
and Aluminum Phil
coaching the Tigers.

655
00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:56,180
(ALL LAUGHING)

656
00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,095
I couldn ’t
really hear you.

657
00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,764
My Super Bowl ring
was making
too much noise.

658
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:02,978
Ooh.

659
00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:06,023
You see it, Dad?
Right there, Dad.

660
00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:08,192
That was a great one.
Read it and weep.

661
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,242
Ditka is a great coach,
we understand that,

662
00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:13,785
but he's
a football coach.

663
00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:14,904
Understand?
Right.

664
00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:16,246
And we are still
losing, Phil.

665
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:19,742
Okay, I understand
your concern about
our record, but with me

666
00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:21,084
it's not about win-lose.

667
00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:23,249
We are going to
win one game
eventually, right?

668
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,999
We've had a rocky start,
but with a strong
team effort,

669
00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:30,211
we will win some.
lthink.

670
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:34,639
Remember,
there's no "I" in team.
But there is an "I" in win.

671
00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:37,471
There is an "I" in win.
Hey, wait.

672
00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:38,639
Parents.
Honey.

673
00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:41,389
I didn't see you
step up when
the team was in need.

674
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,560
Okay.
Okay.

675
00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:44,683
Phil is not the greatest
coach in the world,

676
00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:46,685
I'll give you that
but at least he's trying.

677
00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,687
I can defend myself, please.
You think he enjoys losing

678
00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:50,981
week after week,
in front of his own son?

679
00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:52,448
You're making it worse.
You're making it worse.

680
00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:53,776
And what's the deal
with the birds?

681
00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:56,115
That was so weird.
I've got my hands
full with Hunter.

682
00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:58,284
I don't need a bird.
You know what? You got me.

683
00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:00,540
All right?
The finches
were a bad idea.

684
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:03,494
I wasn't going to say this,
but I think some of them
have salmonella.

685
00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:05,295
A fair amount, in fact.
WOMAN: What?

686
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,877
I may have inadvertently
poisoned your children.

687
00:32:09,719 --> 00:32:11,175
You and I, we got
something going.

688
00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:13,504
Maybe we should
think about coaching
Little League together.

689
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:15,008
You really think that?
Yeah.

690
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:16,723
Coach Ditka?
Yes?

691
00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:19,263
Hi. Um, uh, our son,
Byong Sun,

692
00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:21,182
he's very shy
and I was
just wondering...

693
00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:24,564
Sure. Yeah, I'd be glad to.
Thank you so much.

694
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:25,765
How do you spell that?

695
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:30,278
It's Byong Sun. B-Y...
lthink I got it.

696
00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:32,655
Okay, thank you.
Okay?

697
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,283
Bye-bye.
Thanks, Phil.

698
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:37,152
Yeah. They're great.

699
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,037
Just a wonderful couple.
Yeah.

700
00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:42,283
Bing Bong?

701
00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:45,748
Hey, Philly.
Yeah, Dad.

702
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,079
Hey.

703
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,797
I've been meaning
to talk to you about
this Ditka thing.

704
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:52,338
I don't like it one bit.
Yeah, he's right here.

705
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,337
I'm not blind. What,
are you trying to
stick it to the old man?

706
00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:57,764
You go to my mortal
enemy for help?

707
00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:59,678
That's no way to talk
about your neighbor, Dad.

708
00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:01,267
Yeah?
He's right.

709
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:03,932
I hated him
from the first time
I laid eyes on him.

710
00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:07,107
Maybe before that,
because I know
you're the guy that wrote

711
00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:09,146
"Ditka sucks"
on my driveway.

712
00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:11,770
What are you even doing here?
You're doing this
to get under my skin.

713
00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:15,107
I'm glad you figured
it out. I'm getting
under your skin.

714
00:33:15,118 --> 00:33:17,154
It's gonna get worse
before it gets better.

715
00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:18,242
In your dreams.

716
00:33:19,539 --> 00:33:21,200
Ooh.
Hey.

717
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:23,620
Why don't you take that
pretty young wife
of yours and go home?

718
00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:25,499
What did you call her?
PHIL: Guys, please.

719
00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:28,041
It's a compliment.
I said she's lovely
and she's young.

720
00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:29,128
She's the light
of my life.

721
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,168
You don't talk
about her like that.
I go home when I want.

722
00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:32,999
It's Mike Ditka. He's big.
Stay out of this.

723
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,548
I'll tell you
for the last time, Weston.
Hit the road!

724
00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:36,715
Who's gonna make me?
I am gonna make you.

725
00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:37,758
You're acting like...

726
00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:41,008
I took a punch
from Hall Of Famer
Mike Ditka,

727
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,805
and I did not go down.

728
00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:45,432
Sure, I wobbled a bit,
but I did not go down.

729
00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:48,522
That Ditka has fists
like a small truck.

730
00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:50,150
Come here.

731
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,025
Okay.

732
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,148
(GROANS)

733
00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:58,821
Yeah, you need to relax.
Yeah.

734
00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:02,495
You should've seen
the look on my
dad's face. Priceless.

735
00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:04,493
'Cause that punch
was meant for him,

736
00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:06,082
that's what
makes me feel so good.

737
00:34:06,086 --> 00:34:10,750
Okay, Phil, can we please
not talk about your dad
or Ditka tonight? Please.

738
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:14,292
You just need to relax.

739
00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:15,508
You're right.
Yeah.

740
00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:17,048
I'm sorry.
Okay.

741
00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:18,924
Yeah, ljust get...

742
00:34:20,934 --> 00:34:22,265
(SOBBING)

743
00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:26,936
I'm in way over my head.

744
00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:29,890
I got punched
in the face
and it hurt.

745
00:34:30,485 --> 00:34:32,771
Honey, come on,
the kids need
a real coach.

746
00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:34,269
Phil?
Yeah?

747
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:35,899
I love you.

748
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,239
What does that have
to do with anything?

749
00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:41,155
Okay. lquit. lgive up.
You go talk to Ditka.

750
00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:44,287
What for? He scares me.

751
00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,240
Have you ever
looked into his eyes?

752
00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:49,334
Or at his hair?

753
00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:52,875
He's been coaching
for a long time.
Share your feelings with him.

754
00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:56,167
You want me to share
my feelings of inadequacy
with Mike Ditka?

755
00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:57,626
What else can you do?

756
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,260
Okay. You're right.

757
00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:04,766
You're right.
You're always right.

758
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:08,477
I'm sorry.
I'll go talk to him.

759
00:35:08,732 --> 00:35:09,892
Okay.
Okay.

760
00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:11,230
And, Phil.
Yeah?

761
00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:12,849
Try not to cry
in front of him.

762
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,151
Hey, hey, get a grip
on yourself,
okay? Man up.

763
00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:20,489
I can't.

764
00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:23,360
You better or else
I'm getting out of here.
Here, drink this coffee.

765
00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:26,329
I don't like coffee.
It's a vasoconstrictor.

766
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:30,204
Coffee is the number one
drink in the world.
Everybody drinks it.

767
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:32,577
Even little kids
in Mexico drink coffee.

768
00:35:32,589 --> 00:35:34,500
I'm not a little kid
in Mexico.

769
00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:37,670
Okay? In fact,
I don't know who lam.

770
00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:42,512
I took a long hard look
at myself in the mirror,
you know what I saw?

771
00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:44,047
What?
Nothing.

772
00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:46,182
My dad, he's something.

773
00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:49,098
I mean, I've never lived up
to my dad's expectations.

774
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:53,061
And to top it all off,
I'm letting Sam down.
My own son!

775
00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:56,601
OW! Hey.

776
00:35:56,613 --> 00:35:58,524
Knock it off.
I don't care about that.

777
00:35:58,531 --> 00:36:00,067
Why is everyone
slapping me lately?

778
00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:02,441
Drink the coffee.
It'll make you
feel better.

779
00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,488
I don't like...

780
00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:09,410
Um, uh.

781
00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:11,374
Yeah.
Yeah, it's good.

782
00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:13,576
Picks you up.
It calms you down.

783
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:16,375
It's the lifeblood
that drives the dreams
of champions.

784
00:36:16,383 --> 00:36:17,418
(GASPS)

785
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:20,793
Now, you gotta tell me
the problem, but if you cry,
I'm out Of here.

786
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:24,505
I can't do it. I can't coach.
I can't beat my old man.

787
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:27,258
You can beat your dad!
He'sjust a man.

788
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:29,384
This coaching
business, Paul,
is tough stuff.

789
00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:31,682
Phil.
Whatever. It's tough stuff.

790
00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,976
And when you lose,
it all comes down on you.

791
00:36:33,983 --> 00:36:36,440
Listen, when you put it
all together, and you win,

792
00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:39,026
it's the greatest feeling
in the world. It's like
winning the Super Bowl.

793
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,486
Really?
Yeah, really.

794
00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:42,572
Except, you saddled me
with a bunch of stiffs.

795
00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:44,531
Take me 3 years
to get these guys
shaped up.

796
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,868
I'm sorry.
But I got a good idea.

797
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:48,786
Maybe we take
a shortcut,

798
00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:50,781
stick it to your
old man real good.

799
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,037
But in order to do that,
we gotta get some fresh meat.

800
00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:55,747
Okay.

801
00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:58,292
Keep this up,
you get nowhere in meat.

802
00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:00,919
Maria, the prosciutto.
It's almost 10:00.

803
00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:02,087
Okay.

804
00:37:02,095 --> 00:37:04,211
Umberto!
Hey, coach.

805
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:07,965
Don't you worry,
I got you bratwurst
all ready.

806
00:37:09,853 --> 00:37:11,935
Hello.
Beautiful. Grazie.

807
00:37:12,272 --> 00:37:14,513
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

808
00:37:15,275 --> 00:37:18,142
Are your nephews
working today?
81‘, in the back.

809
00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:19,734
GO back and take a look
at these guys.

810
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:22,111
Really?
Yeah.

811
00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:23,275
Maria?
Si?

812
00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:36,917
Wow!

813
00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:39,662
They're terrific.
Pretty impressive, huh?

814
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,004
BOTH: Yes!
(BOTH WHOOPING)

815
00:37:44,888 --> 00:37:46,424
These kids are
the right age,

816
00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:48,592
and they live
in the district.
Why not?

817
00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:50,427
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

818
00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:53,472
Excuse me, mister.
Your two nephews...

819
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:54,970
Si?

820
00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:57,518
Would they be interested
in playing soccer?

821
00:37:57,734 --> 00:37:59,144
Who, Massimo
e Gian PierO?

822
00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:00,267
Yeah.

823
00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:02,143
No, no, no,
they not play soccer.

824
00:38:02,155 --> 00:38:03,895
They come here
to apprentice me.

825
00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:06,572
They have too
much to learn.

826
00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:09,238
You know, English, meat.
Too much.

827
00:38:09,579 --> 00:38:11,115
So they don't play
soccer at all?

828
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,955
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

829
00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:16,074
PHIL: They could learn
from the American kids.

830
00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:18,121
Don't look like that
to me, please.

831
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,869
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

832
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,209
They play with
American kids,
they pick up English.

833
00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:25,084
A lot of famous athletes
have learned English
through sports.

834
00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:26,584
Sammy Sosa.
Yeah.

835
00:38:26,596 --> 00:38:27,631
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

836
00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:31,264
Leon Spinks, Elvis Costello.
NO.

837
00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:33,428
BjOrn Borg, Mark Spitz.

838
00:38:33,895 --> 00:38:35,385
Let the kids
have some fun.

839
00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:38,388
Okay!

840
00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:39,605
Yay!

841
00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:40,724
Great.

842
00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:44,569
But remember.
Meat first, then soccer.

843
00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:45,687
Yes!

844
00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:47,905
I told you. Every great
thing in life starts
with a brat.

845
00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,576
Tigers, huddle up.
Get in here. Come on.

846
00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:54,279
Get in here, guys.
Come on. Everybody up.

847
00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:58,124
I know we're on
a five-game losing streak,
but I've got good news.

848
00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:02,413
Umberto. I've got
two new players
joining the team.

849
00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:06,549
Guys, Gian Piero
and Massimo.

850
00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:11,130
These boys are from Italy,
so they don't speak English
that well.

851
00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:13,430
We're all gonna
help them learn.

852
00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:15,763
They're apprentice
butchers.

853
00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:18,307
Did the blacksmiths
and the candlestick makers
not make it?

854
00:39:18,731 --> 00:39:22,349
Shut up.
I come back, pick up 5:00.

855
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,770
5:00. You got it.
Okay.

856
00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:26,110
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

857
00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:29,022
Prima what?

858
00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:31,069
Meat first. First!

859
00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:32,908
Meat first.
Yes, we love meat.
Yes, si.

860
00:39:33,997 --> 00:39:35,453
Ciao.
BOTH: Ciao.

861
00:39:36,499 --> 00:39:37,909
You fellows,
put these on.

862
00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:40,917
Yeah, try them on
and, uh, take the field.

863
00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:42,247
Take-a-the-field.

864
00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:53,512
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

865
00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:04,273
MAN: All right,
come on!

866
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:06,226
(GRUNTS)

867
00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:07,772
GIAN: Massimo!

868
00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:09,520
(GRUNTS)

869
00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:12,152
MASSIMO: Gian Piero!

870
00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:14,863
WOMAN: Follow it.

871
00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:16,786
Wow! Crazy!

872
00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:24,168
Whoa.
GIAN: Massimo!

873
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:28,168
Yes! Yes! Yes!
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

874
00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:31,297
BYONG SUN: Yeah, team!

875
00:40:31,721 --> 00:40:35,384
New game plan.
Get the ball
to the Italians.

876
00:40:35,642 --> 00:40:37,758
(CHEERFUL ITALIAN SONG)

877
00:41:07,924 --> 00:41:09,289
(ALL CHEERING)

878
00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:39,160
Come on.
Guys, bring it in.

879
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:40,740
(BOYS CHANTING)
Bring it in.

880
00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:44,119
Two, four, six, eight,
who do we appreciate?

881
00:41:44,127 --> 00:41:46,243
Generals! Generals! Yeah!

882
00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:50,121
I just got excited.
Nice job.

883
00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:51,543
Nice job.

884
00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:54,796
Pizza at my house.
We won, Dad.
We finally won.

885
00:41:54,804 --> 00:41:56,795
We broke the Tiger curse.
Yes.

886
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,391
(CHILDREN CLAMORING)

887
00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:04,803
No biting, come on.
PHIL: Hey, guys?

888
00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:07,730
Whoa! Settle down.
Everyone.

889
00:42:08,151 --> 00:42:09,266
Get enough pizza?

890
00:42:09,277 --> 00:42:11,438
You definitely had
enough candy,
I can tell that.

891
00:42:11,904 --> 00:42:14,737
ljust... Owl
That got me
right in the nipple.

892
00:42:15,408 --> 00:42:17,694
Hey, guys,
ljust wanna say,

893
00:42:17,702 --> 00:42:20,535
"Congratulations on
the Tigers' first victory!"

894
00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:22,953
(ALL CHEERING)

895
00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:25,580
There's more
where that came from.

896
00:42:25,585 --> 00:42:28,543
That's right.
You guys,
you all played great.

897
00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:31,750
SO did Gian Piero
and Massimo who
couldn't be here because...

898
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:34,252
ALL: Meat comes first!
Right.

899
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:35,708
Got you a gift.

900
00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:38,552
Soccer Dan
Instructional DVD.

901
00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:40,387
We're gonna keep
learning as we go.

902
00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:43,015
This is where we're really
gonna hone our skills.

903
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:45,806
This will take us
to the next level.
Study it.

904
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:49,472
Watch it. I only watched it
for five minutes,
I already learned this.

905
00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:50,974
This is called "up and over."

906
00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:52,483
(ALL YELLING)

907
00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:54,728
You can learn things like...

908
00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:57,526
Maybe back over here.

909
00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:00,699
(WHOOPING)

910
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,452
Fakes left, fakes right,
he shoots!

911
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:06,413
BARBARA:
What is going on in there?

912
00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:09,412
Guys, I said no
playing soccer
in the house.

913
00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:11,710
You did.
You said it a lot.

914
00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:13,955
Who did that?
He did.

915
00:43:14,175 --> 00:43:16,257
ALL: He did!
What?

916
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:17,841
Nah-uh.

917
00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:19,381
KiII Phil!

918
00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:28,766
Hey! All right!

919
00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:38,321
Goal!

920
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:41,949
(CHEERING IN ITALIAN)

921
00:43:49,085 --> 00:43:51,872
Why don't our
two new players
speak any English?

922
00:43:52,255 --> 00:43:53,791
Because they're Italian.

923
00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:56,710
You didn't know English
that whole first year
of your life.

924
00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:59,379
You had that made-up,
like, goo-goo,
gaa-gaa baby language.

925
00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:01,465
It was really irritating.
Dad.

926
00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:03,095
You learned.

927
00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:05,639
(ALLURING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
(SNIFFING)

928
00:44:05,935 --> 00:44:09,223
What's that haunting aroma?
I don't know.

929
00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:10,390
Oh.

930
00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:18,064
Hello.
Hi, there.

931
00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:20,233
Hi, my name
is Phil.

932
00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:24,067
This is my son, Sam,
and I'm brand
new to coffee.

933
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,611
SO I don't want too much.
Okay.

934
00:44:26,622 --> 00:44:29,785
Can you take half
of the regular version
of the coffee

935
00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:32,659
and mix itwith half
of the decaffeinated version?

936
00:44:33,129 --> 00:44:37,543
Or is thatjust
too weird
a thing to ask for?

937
00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:40,504
Half-Caff?
Right. Half-Caff.

938
00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:43,711
Half-Caff.
We're gonna have
a Half-Caff.

939
00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:46,009
We're gonna
have Half-Caff.

940
00:44:46,851 --> 00:44:47,886
Yay.

941
00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:50,723
And, a Half-Caff.
That's me.

942
00:44:51,272 --> 00:44:53,388
Mother Of Pearl!
That is hot!

943
00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:56,311
(EXCLAIMS)
That was hot.

944
00:44:56,652 --> 00:44:58,483
Should have waited
for the jacket.

945
00:44:58,487 --> 00:45:00,068
Yeah. I know, I got too eager.

946
00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:02,985
Another Half-Caff.
Another Half-Caff.

947
00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:07,277
Whoa!

948
00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:10,033
You.

949
00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:12,202
Head.

950
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,376
Okay. GO.

951
00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:23,631
Okay. Foot on bail,
and pull. GO.
Okay.

952
00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:26,754
Yeah!

953
00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:29,472
Tap. Pull.

954
00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:32,476
Okay?
Tap and pull?

955
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,469
Yes.

956
00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:45,648
Mamma mia.
You're a real duffer,
you know?

957
00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:54,574
ALL: I'm not worthy.
I'm not worthy.

958
00:45:54,961 --> 00:45:57,077
How do you say
"pizza" in Italian?

959
00:45:57,838 --> 00:45:59,544
Pizza.

960
00:46:00,007 --> 00:46:03,215
How do you
say "spaghetti"?
Spaghetti.

961
00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:05,421
Italian is easy.

962
00:46:06,347 --> 00:46:07,928
Thank you. Hello.

963
00:46:08,224 --> 00:46:10,055
Hello.
Where're you from?

964
00:46:10,476 --> 00:46:12,592
Australia.
That's a lovely accent.

965
00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:13,718
Thank you.

966
00:46:13,729 --> 00:46:15,560
You still waiting
for your coffee?
Yeah.

967
00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:17,930
Make sure you get one
of these sleeves.
I burned myself last time.

968
00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:20,274
Thanks for the tip.
Something you
don't know at first.

969
00:46:20,278 --> 00:46:21,688
(MUFFLED SCREAM)

970
00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:27,023
Would you look
at those Italians go?

971
00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:32,404
Oh, God,
I'm in bad shape for 11.

972
00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:36,081
(ALL CHANTING) Worm!

973
00:46:38,087 --> 00:46:40,294
Okay, Bucky,
it was like,
so awesome.

974
00:46:40,298 --> 00:46:42,755
You should have saw it.
They just score
and score and score

975
00:46:42,758 --> 00:46:43,964
and score and score
and score and score.

976
00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:48,340
ltwas all too much,
I had to take an Advil.
I got a headache almost.

977
00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:50,133
You should get
some Italians
on your team.

978
00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:52,720
It's like ba-boom!
Ba-boom!

979
00:46:52,727 --> 00:46:55,343
Are you guys getting
any playing time, like...

980
00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:56,389
No.

981
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,071
French Roast.
Right.

982
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,657
Guatemalan
with a little Ethiopian.
Absolutely.

983
00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:22,036
That's not coffee.
That's my Russian vodka!

984
00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:26,499
Jack!
NO! Mom!

985
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:27,795
UV index is high today.

986
00:47:27,803 --> 00:47:29,509
I'm in the middle
of a game,
come on!

987
00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:32,220
I know. But your skin's
more important.
Mom, come on.

988
00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:35,432
Okay, go!
Keep passing
to the Italians!

989
00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:43,524
(ALL WHOOPING)

990
00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,061
GO Tigers!

991
00:47:47,073 --> 00:47:51,032
Spaghetti, marinara, lasagna

992
00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:53,742
Don't forget
the meatballs!

993
00:48:01,253 --> 00:48:04,211
Hey, hey!
Hey! Here we go!

994
00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:06,337
Hey.

995
00:48:07,927 --> 00:48:09,292
Are you serious?

996
00:48:09,929 --> 00:48:12,341
I'll go change in my car.
Hurry up.

997
00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:24,852
Yeah.

998
00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:28,606
Hey, Philly.

999
00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:30,988
Smells good.
Yeah.

1000
00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:32,481
They're sirloin burgers.

1001
00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:34,408
No, I mean the air.
What?

1002
00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:35,868
Smells fresh.
Yeah.

1003
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,320
What do you mean?

1004
00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:38,946
Beautiful day.
Yeah.

1005
00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:41,036
Couldn't ask
for a more beautiful day.

1006
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:43,159
I'm feeling fully alive.

1007
00:48:46,507 --> 00:48:47,838
Tigers have won
five in a row.

1008
00:48:47,842 --> 00:48:49,878
The Italians and Ditka
have won five in a row.

1009
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,630
We're 500.
Yeah, we're 1,000.

1010
00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:56,551
Look, Dad, I got a feeling
we're gonna make it
to the finals.

1011
00:48:57,226 --> 00:48:59,558
You what?
Gonna go where?
Yeah.

1012
00:49:00,229 --> 00:49:02,720
You're serious?
Yeah, you bet I'm serious.

1013
00:49:05,734 --> 00:49:07,349
(CHUCKLING)

1014
00:49:08,404 --> 00:49:11,146
Looks like somebody
needs to be taken down
a couple of notches.

1015
00:49:11,323 --> 00:49:13,314
What is the law, Phil?
Stop it, Dad.

1016
00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:14,948
The law says,

1017
00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:17,238
"You shall never beat
the old man at anything."

1018
00:49:17,246 --> 00:49:18,861
Just serve.
Okay.

1019
00:49:22,585 --> 00:49:23,825
Ow!

1020
00:49:26,505 --> 00:49:27,620
(LAUGHING)

1021
00:49:28,257 --> 00:49:30,669
Oh, foul, foul, foul!
Come on!

1022
00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:33,710
Fee! a little klutzy?
All right.

1023
00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:35,802
Okay, here we gO.

1024
00:49:38,601 --> 00:49:39,761
(GROANING)

1025
00:49:42,563 --> 00:49:44,645
Sorry. Huevos Rancheros.

1026
00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:47,181
You wanna quit now?
No, no, no, no, no.

1027
00:49:48,194 --> 00:49:49,934
(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

1028
00:49:50,738 --> 00:49:52,524
(GRUNTS)

1029
00:49:54,158 --> 00:49:55,398
(CHUCKLES)

1030
00:49:59,872 --> 00:50:00,952
Olé!

1031
00:50:09,173 --> 00:50:10,834
You okay?
Serve it.

1032
00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:16,802
(GROANING)

1033
00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:21,553
Phil? Honey?

1034
00:50:22,311 --> 00:50:24,597
Don't talk to me,
it's father-son time!

1035
00:50:31,737 --> 00:50:33,147
Come on.

1036
00:50:40,246 --> 00:50:42,487
Somebody Should be
videotaping this.

1037
00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:47,329
Who's your trainer?
Stop talking and serve!

1038
00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:48,833
Maniac.

1039
00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:00,425
Now, | bury you.

1040
00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:05,093
Bury you!
Bury you! Bury you!

1041
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:12,399
Yeah. I'll see you inside.
Okay.

1042
00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:14,067
(BUCK CHUCKLING)

1043
00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:25,408
That's the best
I've ever played
against him.

1044
00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:27,702
Yeah, it didn't grind
the barbecue
to a halt at all.

1045
00:51:29,044 --> 00:51:30,159
Ow!

1046
00:51:30,170 --> 00:51:32,877
You made an excellent
impression on your son,
by the way.

1047
00:51:35,134 --> 00:51:36,465
I almost had you.

1048
00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:42,425
What do you
call that again,
when you almost win?

1049
00:51:42,725 --> 00:51:45,307
Oh, yeah, yeah, losing.

1050
00:51:55,821 --> 00:51:59,939
I'll tell you, Dad. The Tigers
are making it to the finals.

1051
00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:02,191
Ain't never gonna happen.
Oh, yeah?

1052
00:52:03,078 --> 00:52:04,409
Never.

1053
00:52:07,416 --> 00:52:09,577
You wanna make a bet?
Yeah.

1054
00:52:09,585 --> 00:52:12,668
Yeah?
Fine. Okay. We'll bet.

1055
00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:15,170
I beat you,

1056
00:52:15,174 --> 00:52:18,382
and you sell that
break-even
snake-oil stand of yours.

1057
00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:20,717
And you're gonna come
to work for me.

1058
00:52:20,888 --> 00:52:22,799
No. No, I'm not
gonna work for you.

1059
00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:24,137
Uh? Oh.

1060
00:52:24,433 --> 00:52:25,889
(BUCK CLUCKING)

1061
00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:30,431
Okay, Okay,
okay, okay. Stop.

1062
00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:34,314
But if I win...
What?

1063
00:52:36,028 --> 00:52:37,609
I get the Pelé ball.

1064
00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:40,901
Do what?
If I beat you
in the finals,

1065
00:52:41,659 --> 00:52:45,322
Pelé ball.
It's mine. I get it.

1066
00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:51,039
COMMENTATOR: Here comes Pelé.

1067
00:52:51,418 --> 00:52:54,000
A little high
and into the crowd.

1068
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,417
I got it!
No. I got it.

1069
00:52:59,134 --> 00:53:01,375
Yeah!
Dad? Dad?

1070
00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:03,923
What?
Can I have the ball?

1071
00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:06,047
For what?
I caught it. Why?

1072
00:53:06,433 --> 00:53:08,048
You get the next one.

1073
00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:11,559
If I beat you in the finals,
I get the Pelé ball.

1074
00:53:13,565 --> 00:53:15,897
For the day.
Forever.

1075
00:53:16,235 --> 00:53:19,022
No way, Jose.
NO, sir. No way.

1076
00:53:19,905 --> 00:53:21,486
(IMITATING CHICKEN CLUCKING)

1077
00:53:25,244 --> 00:53:26,609
All right. All right.

1078
00:53:27,246 --> 00:53:28,406
Yeah?

1079
00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:30,826
We got ourselves
a bet, okay?
All right.

1080
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:32,914
Good.
Good.

1081
00:53:32,918 --> 00:53:34,328
Good.
Yes.

1082
00:53:34,336 --> 00:53:36,076
See you tomorrow.
Okay. Good.

1083
00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:45,677
Yeah, I think we're
gonna have
to cut you off, sir.

1084
00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:51,016
Not a chance. Gotta go
feed the meter.
Line them up.

1085
00:53:58,026 --> 00:54:00,438
Your wife told me
about the bet you made
with your old man.

1086
00:54:00,446 --> 00:54:01,902
Yeah? What of it?

1087
00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:04,400
I think maybe
you're getting
ahead of yourself.

1088
00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:06,148
We played the easy part
of our schedule.

1089
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:07,900
We gotta win
five games in a row

1090
00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:10,368
just to make
the semifinals.
So maybe you should...

1091
00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:12,112
Maybe you should
worry more
about the team

1092
00:54:12,291 --> 00:54:14,202
and less about
the schedule.
What?

1093
00:54:14,209 --> 00:54:16,074
There's a lot
of slothfulness
going on.

1094
00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:18,039
Slothfulness?
Yeah.

1095
00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:20,295
Let's go, Tigers.
Bring it in.

1096
00:54:21,133 --> 00:54:22,168
Bring it in, guys.

1097
00:54:22,968 --> 00:54:24,048
Let's go.

1098
00:54:24,803 --> 00:54:26,009
Grab some bench.

1099
00:54:26,013 --> 00:54:27,924
Look how much time it takes
for them to come in.

1100
00:54:28,223 --> 00:54:29,633
Take a seat. Let's go.

1101
00:54:30,684 --> 00:54:32,015
Okay, guys.

1102
00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:34,722
I had you come here
early today,

1103
00:54:35,189 --> 00:54:37,646
so we could talk
about some sloppy play.

1104
00:54:39,401 --> 00:54:41,392
It's come to my attention

1105
00:54:41,403 --> 00:54:44,987
that lately, I've noticed
a general, blatant disregard

1106
00:54:44,990 --> 00:54:46,275
for our game plan.

1107
00:54:49,203 --> 00:54:50,568
Ambrose.
Yeah?

1108
00:54:51,163 --> 00:54:52,699
I saw a bunch of
nonsense out there.

1109
00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:54,446
What was going through
yourhead
out there last week?

1110
00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:57,700
I was breaking my back
for you because
of my love for the game.

1111
00:54:57,961 --> 00:54:59,076
Liar!

1112
00:54:59,546 --> 00:55:00,786
Jack.
What?

1113
00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:02,379
Who are you supposed
to pass the ball to?

1114
00:55:02,382 --> 00:55:04,668
The Italians.
Right. Alex, when?

1115
00:55:04,676 --> 00:55:06,462
When I come in contact
with the ball.

1116
00:55:06,470 --> 00:55:08,756
The instant you come
in contact with the ball.

1117
00:55:08,764 --> 00:55:11,676
That's our strategy.
It's one of the many plays
we've worked out.

1118
00:55:11,683 --> 00:55:13,765
It's the only play
we've worked out.

1119
00:55:13,769 --> 00:55:15,350
How many sarcastic pills
did you take this morning?

1120
00:55:15,354 --> 00:55:17,561
Coach, I'm just saying...
"But, Coach..."

1121
00:55:17,564 --> 00:55:18,974
(MOCKING)

1122
00:55:22,945 --> 00:55:25,311
You gotta lighten up.
He started it.

1123
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:28,897
I seem to remember
a certain little boy

1124
00:55:28,909 --> 00:55:30,445
who was very sad
when he lost.

1125
00:55:31,036 --> 00:55:33,903
And that same little boy
was very happy when he won.

1126
00:55:34,873 --> 00:55:37,865
I'm doing this
for you, okay?
So that we can have fun.

1127
00:55:38,252 --> 00:55:40,368
Right? Fun. Okay.

1128
00:55:41,004 --> 00:55:42,084
Yeah.

1129
00:55:42,714 --> 00:55:45,706
Hey, you're late.
Where've you been?

1130
00:55:46,218 --> 00:55:47,833
There's a problem.

1131
00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:49,631
Wait, where's Gian Piero
and Massimo?

1132
00:55:49,638 --> 00:55:51,094
We were supposed to
pick them up.

1133
00:55:51,557 --> 00:55:52,797
Hey, what's going on?

1134
00:55:53,892 --> 00:55:55,678
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1135
00:55:57,145 --> 00:55:58,726
Where are my Italians?

1136
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:00,395
Hmm?

1137
00:56:00,399 --> 00:56:03,391
I can't afford
to lose this one, Umberto.

1138
00:56:03,735 --> 00:56:04,815
Meat is now.

1139
00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:07,732
Me and the boy
will work all day
to get this order done.

1140
00:56:07,739 --> 00:56:09,570
It's a big order.

1141
00:56:09,575 --> 00:56:12,487
No, no, no. Believe me,
I know. Meat comes first.

1142
00:56:12,911 --> 00:56:15,948
Sure. I've only heard it about
a thousand times from you.

1143
00:56:15,956 --> 00:56:18,743
I can't talk to you.
Here, you take this.

1144
00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:20,706
I 'm really getting sick

1145
00:56:20,711 --> 00:56:22,326
and tired of
"the meat comes first."
I'm sorry.

1146
00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:23,452
Happy birthday

1147
00:56:23,463 --> 00:56:24,748
Quiet please!

1148
00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:26,663
Shut up! I'm on the phone.

1149
00:56:26,675 --> 00:56:27,881
You're not the only one
in the park.

1150
00:56:28,135 --> 00:56:29,295
(KID CRYING)

1151
00:56:29,303 --> 00:56:32,170
At a certain point,
these kids
just wanna play soccer.

1152
00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:33,761
They don't care
about the meat.

1153
00:56:33,765 --> 00:56:36,757
Do I have to say that?
'Cause that's gonna 'cause

1154
00:56:36,768 --> 00:56:39,100
some kind of
a dramatic situation here.

1155
00:56:39,104 --> 00:56:40,640
What are you saying?

1156
00:56:41,481 --> 00:56:44,564
Hello? Umberto? Umberto?
(DISCONNECTED)

1157
00:56:48,030 --> 00:56:52,148
All right, guys.
We got 25 minutes
and a lot of beef to cut.

1158
00:56:52,367 --> 00:56:53,732
Let's get to it.

1159
00:56:55,787 --> 00:56:57,869
Watch me, boys,
I'm going in!

1160
00:56:58,373 --> 00:56:59,909
Whoa!

1161
00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:04,868
(HORN BLARING)

1162
00:57:39,665 --> 00:57:41,826
We made it.
Sorry we're late.

1163
00:57:42,793 --> 00:57:44,499
Hey, Stew.
Hey.

1164
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:48,545
Listen. One Of my guys
didn't bring his socks.

1165
00:57:48,882 --> 00:57:50,543
SO, we forfeit.

1166
00:57:52,135 --> 00:57:54,922
You hear that, Vultures,
we forfeit. Let's go.

1167
00:57:55,263 --> 00:57:58,881
Come on! Run!
Hurry, run quickly!
Run to the car!

1168
00:57:58,892 --> 00:58:01,133
Run! Don't look back! Run!

1169
00:58:02,270 --> 00:58:03,726
We won!
We won.

1170
00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:09,479
ALL: Two, four, six, eight,
who do we appreciate?

1171
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:10,976
Vultures. Vultures.

1172
00:58:11,321 --> 00:58:14,028
Yeah!
PHIL: Good job, guys.

1173
00:58:19,121 --> 00:58:20,611
Phil, it's freezing out here.

1174
00:58:21,707 --> 00:58:23,288
It's not Phil.
It's Coach Weston.

1175
00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:25,199
And it's not
freezing out here.

1176
00:58:25,419 --> 00:58:27,535
Then why did you
build a fire?

1177
00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:30,625
Because fire
is the stuff of warriors.

1178
00:58:31,591 --> 00:58:34,003
And that's what
we are, right?
Warriors?

1179
00:58:35,053 --> 00:58:37,044
The Hopi Indians
called fire...

1180
00:58:37,639 --> 00:58:39,300
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

1181
00:58:41,643 --> 00:58:44,055
Coach, what are we doing
out here, anyway?

1182
00:58:44,062 --> 00:58:46,849
We're bonding.
We're becoming a team.

1183
00:58:47,941 --> 00:58:50,683
Surviving the elements,
here in the backyard.

1184
00:58:51,236 --> 00:58:53,522
Coach, did you order
the pizzas yet?

1185
00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:55,862
In due time, Connor.
Due time.

1186
00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:59,108
However,
I want all of you to know,

1187
00:58:59,661 --> 00:59:01,526
if the pizzas don't arrive,

1188
00:59:01,913 --> 00:59:05,405
I've already made the decision
that we will eat Byong Sun.

1189
00:59:08,086 --> 00:59:09,701
All right.
We're not gonna eat him.

1190
00:59:09,713 --> 00:59:12,375
But he does look delicious,
you have to admit, right,

1191
00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:13,542
if we had to eat someone?

1192
00:59:14,009 --> 00:59:16,000
Dad, you're getting
a little creepy.

1193
00:59:16,219 --> 00:59:18,301
I know,
let's all bay at the moon.

1194
00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,591
What?
You know, how! like a wolf.

1195
00:59:21,975 --> 00:59:23,931
(HOWLING)

1196
00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:31,061
WOMAN: Shut up out there!
You Shut up in there!

1197
00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:33,433
Come on, everyone.
Bay at the moon.

1198
00:59:42,996 --> 00:59:44,361
(BARKING)

1199
00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:49,666
(ALL SCREAMING)

1200
00:59:55,217 --> 00:59:59,210
WOMAN: Ooh, I don't know.
The Irish Cream
sounds good, huh? What's that?

1201
01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:03,221
It's cream and it's Irish.
Hurry up and order.

1202
01:00:04,893 --> 01:00:07,134
Excuse me. Thank you.

1203
01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:10,971
How about a smoothie?
What's in that?

1204
01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:13,690
Smoothie's a juice drink.
We want coffee.

1205
01:00:13,693 --> 01:00:16,150
Buddy, relax.
NO, you relax.

1206
01:00:16,154 --> 01:00:17,985
I'm a regular here.
This line needs to move.

1207
01:00:17,989 --> 01:00:21,322
I beg your pardon.
Do you have scones?

1208
01:00:21,326 --> 01:00:24,409
Tall, non fat, double latte...
Sir, you're at
the back of the line.

1209
01:00:24,412 --> 01:00:26,494
I recognize that!
Cut it out
or you're out of here.

1210
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:29,076
You can't kick me out!
You know you're really
invading my ear space.

1211
01:00:29,668 --> 01:00:31,374
Look, I'm a frequent
coffee drinker.

1212
01:00:31,378 --> 01:00:32,709
I'm part of the club.
I have a card.

1213
01:00:33,171 --> 01:00:34,832
Do you have a card?
DO you have a card?

1214
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,705
No, I don't have a card.
Does anyone have a card?

1215
01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:38,331
We don't have
frequent drinker cards.

1216
01:00:38,343 --> 01:00:40,208
That's a video club card.
(SCREAMS)

1217
01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:42,211
Zip it there, Sporty Spice.
Are we doing this?

1218
01:00:42,889 --> 01:00:44,800
Is this happening now?
Yeah. Wanna go?

1219
01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:46,594
Great. I'd love to.
Let's do it. Come on.

1220
01:00:47,727 --> 01:00:49,843
You're hurting me!
You're hurting me!

1221
01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:53,138
What is wrong with you,
Derrick? I thought
we were friends!

1222
01:00:54,359 --> 01:00:56,600
Your name is Liar,
'cause you're telling lies.

1223
01:00:56,945 --> 01:00:59,561
You know what the odds are
I will never come
back here again?

1224
01:00:59,573 --> 01:01:00,904
There's a good
chance of that!

1225
01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:02,443
That's a chance
we'll have to take.

1226
01:01:02,450 --> 01:01:04,111
Okay, if that's how
you want to play it.

1227
01:01:04,286 --> 01:01:06,197
Okay.
I am disappointed!

1228
01:01:06,204 --> 01:01:07,444
Good.

1229
01:01:08,707 --> 01:01:09,787
Get the door!
Get the...

1230
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,040
Fine!

1231
01:01:17,757 --> 01:01:20,043
Tigers, bring it in.
Let's go.

1232
01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:21,666
Let's go, guys.

1233
01:01:31,563 --> 01:01:33,019
All right, Tigers.

1234
01:01:34,149 --> 01:01:35,389
Let's get ready
to play, huh?

1235
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,891
I don't wanna see
any laziness there, okay?

1236
01:01:37,903 --> 01:01:39,734
We win this,
we're in the finals.

1237
01:01:39,738 --> 01:01:42,480
Ifwe get a big lead,
we gotta pummel
these guys.

1238
01:01:42,490 --> 01:01:46,403
We gotta pummel them
at all costs.
Dominate and hammer them.

1239
01:01:46,411 --> 01:01:49,574
I want you to play dirty,
if you have to,
but don't get caught.

1240
01:01:50,165 --> 01:01:53,783
Byong Sun, stay low, Okay?
That's easy for you.

1241
01:01:54,544 --> 01:01:57,251
Just chop block them
in the back of the knee.
That'll work well.

1242
01:01:57,797 --> 01:02:00,539
Ambrose, you're big.
Don't be afraid
to throw the elbow.

1243
01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:03,212
If you break
someone's collarbone,
that's a good thing.

1244
01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:04,426
That's what
the medic's for.

1245
01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:07,967
Otherwise,
he's just sitting around,
all right? You hear me?

1246
01:02:08,266 --> 01:02:09,551
Hey, Phil.

1247
01:02:09,726 --> 01:02:11,682
I don't think that's
a very good attitude.

1248
01:02:11,686 --> 01:02:13,517
You can't talk about
hurting other players.

1249
01:02:15,023 --> 01:02:18,436
You don't think?
You don't...
You don't think?

1250
01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:21,818
I don't think you
should be butting in
when I'm talking to my team.

1251
01:02:22,072 --> 01:02:23,687
You're my assistant, Okay?

1252
01:02:24,199 --> 01:02:27,282
You're supposed to
back me up and go get me
juice boxes when I tell you.

1253
01:02:27,285 --> 01:02:28,821
Now go get me a juice box.

1254
01:02:28,828 --> 01:02:30,113
You know who
you're talking to?

1255
01:02:30,455 --> 01:02:32,662
I'm talking to
the juice box guy.
You're crazy!

1256
01:02:32,874 --> 01:02:34,580
I'm not crazy.
I'm just thirsty.

1257
01:02:34,584 --> 01:02:35,699
Why don't you go tO hell?

1258
01:02:35,919 --> 01:02:37,910
No, you go to hell!
While you're there,

1259
01:02:37,921 --> 01:02:39,536
why don't you
grab me ajuice box!

1260
01:02:39,547 --> 01:02:41,708
I'm nojuice box boy,
I'll tell you that!

1261
01:02:41,883 --> 01:02:43,464
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not!

1262
01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:45,959
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not!

1263
01:02:45,971 --> 01:02:48,087
You're like your old man!
I'm not like my old man!

1264
01:02:48,098 --> 01:02:50,054
If it weren't for
these kids I would
whip your butt!

1265
01:02:50,058 --> 01:02:52,344
I can take a punch!
I'm out Of here. Bye-bye.

1266
01:02:52,644 --> 01:02:55,681
I'll see you,
Mr. Big Time Coach.
Bye-bye!

1267
01:02:55,689 --> 01:02:58,271
I'm not like my old man!
I'm a kind and gentle,

1268
01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:01,813
compassionate human being
with a heart as big as a lion!

1269
01:03:03,029 --> 01:03:04,644
We'll see you later,
juice box!

1270
01:03:04,656 --> 01:03:07,022
Everyone wave goodbye
to juice box.

1271
01:03:07,492 --> 01:03:11,576
Literally wave. Do it!
Parents, too!
Everyone wave!

1272
01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:16,114
Okay. Guys...

1273
01:03:17,544 --> 01:03:20,536
I only want winners out
on the field. Who's a winner?

1274
01:03:21,423 --> 01:03:22,959
I said, "Who's a winner?"

1275
01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:24,922
I am.
Everyone's hands
should be up.

1276
01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:27,421
I am.
Okay. Everyone bring it in.

1277
01:03:28,179 --> 01:03:30,135
Who are we?
ALL: Tigers.

1278
01:03:30,390 --> 01:03:32,676
What?
ALL: Tigers.

1279
01:03:32,851 --> 01:03:35,308
All right. Let's break
someone's clavicle.
On three!

1280
01:03:35,312 --> 01:03:38,395
One, two, three.
Break someone's clavicle!

1281
01:03:38,398 --> 01:03:39,888
Hit the field.
Let's go.

1282
01:03:39,899 --> 01:03:42,015
Your dad's a trip,
you know that?
Move it! Move it!

1283
01:03:44,029 --> 01:03:45,064
Huh?

1284
01:03:45,488 --> 01:03:46,978
Pick up that
piece of trash, Tom.

1285
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:48,446
Tuck in your shirt!

1286
01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:51,199
What are you doing?
Have a sense
of pride, huh?

1287
01:03:51,536 --> 01:03:53,652
In fact,
why don't you take a lap?

1288
01:03:54,122 --> 01:03:56,534
GO and run a lap!
I'm timing you.

1289
01:03:57,125 --> 01:03:58,240
(WATCH TICKING)

1290
01:03:58,543 --> 01:03:59,828
Pick it up!

1291
01:04:03,882 --> 01:04:04,917
Faster!

1292
01:04:05,258 --> 01:04:08,341
Here we go! Bellissimol

1293
01:04:08,762 --> 01:04:10,127
(WHOOPS)

1294
01:04:10,138 --> 01:04:11,503
Let's go!

1295
01:04:12,265 --> 01:04:13,880
WOMAN:
Over here, Son. Hunter!

1296
01:04:13,892 --> 01:04:15,007
He's right there.
He's right there.
Good. Good.

1297
01:04:15,810 --> 01:04:17,016
(GROANS)

1298
01:04:21,107 --> 01:04:23,348
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1299
01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:30,605
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

1300
01:04:32,827 --> 01:04:35,944
Yes! Hey, you just were served
a plate of humiliation.

1301
01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:38,571
How does that feel?
Off the field.

1302
01:04:38,583 --> 01:04:40,539
REFEREE:
Hey, off the field, Tarzan.

1303
01:04:44,172 --> 01:04:45,537
I'm Off.

1304
01:04:58,061 --> 01:05:02,020
Defense! Come on! You guys
know anything about defense?

1305
01:05:04,359 --> 01:05:05,519
Dad?
Yeah?

1306
01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:07,063
Dad? Dad?

1307
01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:09,152
Not now, Sam.
Can you put me in?

1308
01:05:09,364 --> 01:05:11,525
Later. Later.
Go grab some bench.

1309
01:05:11,825 --> 01:05:14,316
Come on!
There we go, Gian Piero.

1310
01:05:15,954 --> 01:05:17,660
You look good.

1311
01:05:22,168 --> 01:05:24,580
Think you can mark him?
Yeah, I could take him.

1312
01:05:24,587 --> 01:05:27,499
J.J., Zack, everybody
see what we got to do
with these guys?

1313
01:05:27,507 --> 01:05:28,872
Four on one,
three on another, right?

1314
01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:30,840
We have to...
We really have
to smother them.

1315
01:05:32,595 --> 01:05:33,675
BOY: Stop them.

1316
01:05:36,516 --> 01:05:37,676
Yes!
Yeah!

1317
01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:40,175
Yes! Yes! Yes!

1318
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:42,351
Yeah! All right!

1319
01:05:44,274 --> 01:05:45,434
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

1320
01:05:45,733 --> 01:05:47,223
Hey! Hey! Hey!

1321
01:05:47,235 --> 01:05:49,191
Did you just push a kid
to the ground?

1322
01:05:49,195 --> 01:05:51,277
He fell down!
He fell down!

1323
01:05:51,489 --> 01:05:52,774
Play it up. Play it up.

1324
01:05:54,117 --> 01:05:55,778
Play it up.
Back and forth!

1325
01:06:03,877 --> 01:06:06,163
Victory!
We're in the finals!

1326
01:06:06,629 --> 01:06:09,541
We're in the finals!
All right!

1327
01:06:10,258 --> 01:06:13,341
Losers! Losers!

1328
01:06:13,761 --> 01:06:16,673
Losers.
You're a loser! Loser!

1329
01:06:16,681 --> 01:06:20,048
We won, Byong Sun!
DONNA: NO. Phil!

1330
01:06:21,352 --> 01:06:22,467
Stop it!

1331
01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:24,845
Everyone should
get one of these.
Pass him around.

1332
01:06:24,856 --> 01:06:27,643
DONNA: All right. I got him.
Pass him around!

1333
01:06:28,026 --> 01:06:29,357
(ALL SHOUTING)

1334
01:06:30,195 --> 01:06:31,230
Honey!

1335
01:06:31,696 --> 01:06:34,358
FOREST: Okay. All right.
That's it. I got this.

1336
01:06:34,365 --> 01:06:36,651
Hold him down.
Phil!

1337
01:06:36,659 --> 01:06:37,990
Get the rope!

1338
01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:40,076
What in the
world happened
to your dad?

1339
01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:42,320
I don't know.
But I'll tell you
one thing.

1340
01:06:42,749 --> 01:06:45,206
I'm never drinking coffee
as long as I live.

1341
01:06:49,547 --> 01:06:50,662
Wow!

1342
01:06:51,090 --> 01:06:53,376
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow! WOW!

1343
01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:54,958
What a day!

1344
01:06:56,137 --> 01:06:57,877
What is with the coffee?

1345
01:06:57,889 --> 01:07:01,632
Every home in Europe
has its own coffee press.
In fact, every room.

1346
01:07:02,852 --> 01:07:04,513
Okay, you know what, Phil?
You gotta stop.

1347
01:07:04,896 --> 01:07:06,261
You've gone overboard.

1348
01:07:06,272 --> 01:07:07,432
What are you talking about?

1349
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,897
You called a group
Of10-year-olds"losers."

1350
01:07:10,318 --> 01:07:11,398
I did not.

1351
01:07:11,402 --> 01:07:13,267
You screamed it
through a cone.
Everyone heard you.

1352
01:07:13,279 --> 01:07:16,066
What do you want me
to call them? Winners?

1353
01:07:16,074 --> 01:07:18,190
'Cause that would make me
a liar, Okay?

1354
01:07:18,201 --> 01:07:19,657
And at least, give me that.
lam not a liar.

1355
01:07:19,661 --> 01:07:21,117
You just lied, just a...
When?

1356
01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:22,652
Just a second ago!
When?

1357
01:07:22,664 --> 01:07:24,154
About the cone thing!

1358
01:07:24,832 --> 01:07:27,995
Okay, you got me on that one.
That's one lie, though.

1359
01:07:28,211 --> 01:07:30,827
We're in the finals.
Am I the only one
who cares about that?

1360
01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:34,085
Where's Sam?
Sam's up in his room.

1361
01:07:34,759 --> 01:07:38,126
Very upset. Very depressed.
Depressed? We won.

1362
01:07:38,137 --> 01:07:39,673
You didn't
play him, Phil.

1363
01:07:39,681 --> 01:07:42,548
I warned you about,
this has become
all about you and Buck.

1364
01:07:43,017 --> 01:07:44,348
That is patently untrue.

1365
01:07:44,352 --> 01:07:46,513
And as far as Sam
not playing in the game,
that's his fault.

1366
01:07:46,521 --> 01:07:48,477
What?
He needs to speak up, Okay?

1367
01:07:48,481 --> 01:07:49,721
I can't worry
about every player.

1368
01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:52,273
I can't talk to you
about this.
NO, not anymore.

1369
01:07:52,277 --> 01:07:53,517
Idon't even know
who you are.

1370
01:07:53,528 --> 01:07:55,359
You're not human,
that's for sure.

1371
01:07:55,363 --> 01:07:56,978
You're like some
kind of animal.

1372
01:07:56,990 --> 01:07:58,730
An animal?
Yes, like a wild animal.

1373
01:07:59,534 --> 01:08:01,570
Where are you going?
I'm going.

1374
01:08:03,204 --> 01:08:04,990
Coffee will make
you feel better.

1375
01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:07,534
(INTENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

1376
01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:25,598
Barbara, are you there?
Pick up. It's me.
Game's about to start.

1377
01:08:25,602 --> 01:08:28,344
Where's Sammy?
I thought you guys
were gonna meet me here.

1378
01:08:28,354 --> 01:08:29,594
Hello? Hello?

1379
01:08:30,690 --> 01:08:32,226
You know what,
I gotta run.

1380
01:08:33,735 --> 01:08:35,771
What are you?
Who dresses
you these days?

1381
01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:37,685
What's this,
some kind
of clown outfit?

1382
01:08:37,697 --> 01:08:40,188
No. It's a Tiger outfit.

1383
01:08:40,199 --> 01:08:41,609
Good. Good.

1384
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:43,821
Some of the cool stuff
I can do.

1385
01:08:43,828 --> 01:08:45,819
And you think this suit's
gonna help you?

1386
01:08:47,415 --> 01:08:48,450
We'll see.

1387
01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:50,372
Might be a good
luck charm.

1388
01:08:52,378 --> 01:08:54,494
Okay, good luck, Son.
You're gonna need it.

1389
01:08:54,505 --> 01:08:55,540
(BUCK CHUCKLES)

1390
01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:06,472
Bring it in. Let's go.
Huddle it up. Come on.

1391
01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:07,886
Coach, where's Sam?

1392
01:09:07,894 --> 01:09:09,134
Because I don't
see him anywhere.

1393
01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:11,056
He'll be here.
Don't worry about it.
Okay.

1394
01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:13,308
(WHISPERING)
Guys, listen up.

1395
01:09:15,193 --> 01:09:18,151
Now I don't think
it needs to be said
more than once,

1396
01:09:18,738 --> 01:09:20,399
how important
today's game is, huh?

1397
01:09:20,740 --> 01:09:22,355
This is what
we've worked all year for.

1398
01:09:22,867 --> 01:09:26,075
Why are you whispering?
For dramatic effect!

1399
01:09:27,205 --> 01:09:28,695
Who are those
guys overthere, huh?

1400
01:09:28,706 --> 01:09:29,866
ALL: Tigers.

1401
01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:31,956
They look like
pussycats to me.
What do you say?

1402
01:09:31,959 --> 01:09:33,369
Yeah.
Afraid Of them?

1403
01:09:33,378 --> 01:09:34,709
NO!
Okay.

1404
01:09:34,712 --> 01:09:36,794
You step on this field,
this is all about you.

1405
01:09:36,798 --> 01:09:40,165
I mean, I'm not gonna be
the one staying up
late at night,

1406
01:09:40,426 --> 01:09:43,008
you know, punching a hole
through the window

1407
01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:45,924
or crying myself to Sleep
or wetting my bed.

1408
01:09:47,392 --> 01:09:49,132
Okay? That's not
gonna be me.

1409
01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:52,052
'Cause I'm fine.
I got my vitamin store
to go back to.

1410
01:09:52,063 --> 01:09:54,600
I'm gonna be just great.
I'm gonna be great.

1411
01:09:55,108 --> 01:09:57,474
Let me hear you say
we can do this.
ALL: We can do this!

1412
01:09:57,485 --> 01:09:58,895
Again.
ALL: We can do this!

1413
01:09:58,903 --> 01:10:01,064
One more time.
ALL: We can do this!

1414
01:10:01,072 --> 01:10:03,814
You either win
and go on to greatness,

1415
01:10:03,825 --> 01:10:04,905
oryoulose.

1416
01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:09,035
And probably face a series
of cataclysmic events

1417
01:10:09,372 --> 01:10:10,703
for the rest Of your lives.

1418
01:10:11,749 --> 01:10:12,829
Bring it in, guys.

1419
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,080
(WHISPERING) Bring it in.

1420
01:10:14,377 --> 01:10:16,493
Tigers on three.
Whisper.

1421
01:10:16,963 --> 01:10:20,501
One, two, three.
ALL: Tigers.

1422
01:10:20,508 --> 01:10:22,669
One, two, three, Gladiators!

1423
01:10:23,344 --> 01:10:26,086
Good afternoon, ladies
and gentlemen, and welcome

1424
01:10:26,097 --> 01:10:28,213
to the HHSO Championship game.

1425
01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:29,885
I'll be giving you
a play-by-p/ay,

1426
01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:32,884
blow-by—blow
of what promises to be
the game of the year.

1427
01:10:32,895 --> 01:10:35,762
Come on.
Tigers versus the Gladiators.

1428
01:10:36,733 --> 01:10:40,567
Gladiators with the ball.
Immediately stolen by Massimo!

1429
01:10:41,195 --> 01:10:43,732
WOMAN: Go!
Defense! Push deeper! Deep!

1430
01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:47,073
He kicks it high.
It's a perfect pass!

1431
01:10:47,076 --> 01:10:48,566
COMME NTATOR: Shot! Goal!

1432
01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:49,738
Yeah!

1433
01:10:50,371 --> 01:10:51,861
(VOCALIZING)

1434
01:10:56,002 --> 01:10:57,458
Are you ready for this?

1435
01:10:58,546 --> 01:11:01,003
COMMENTATOR:
The Gladiators with
some good ball movement.

1436
01:11:01,424 --> 01:11:03,665
Shot! It’s off the mark.

1437
01:11:04,343 --> 01:11:08,086
Give it up, Dad!
It's a long game, Sonny!

1438
01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:11,715
Hey, grab the pebble
from my hand, Grasshopper!

1439
01:11:12,185 --> 01:11:13,391
What?

1440
01:11:13,978 --> 01:11:15,843
Hey! If it isn't
fart-face Jones.

1441
01:11:16,689 --> 01:11:18,350
What's up,
farty pants?

1442
01:11:18,691 --> 01:11:21,649
Bring it on. You can have
the first punch right here.

1443
01:11:22,737 --> 01:11:25,353
I could eat a box of cookies
for dinner if I want to.

1444
01:11:25,364 --> 01:11:28,231
What? Can you do that?
No. 'Cause you're
a fart-face kid.

1445
01:11:28,242 --> 01:11:32,406
Oh, my God! NO! Tigers!
Help me! Get him off me!

1446
01:11:32,413 --> 01:11:35,655
Get him, Logan.
Attaboy, Logan.
Ow! He's got my ear!

1447
01:11:40,254 --> 01:11:41,835
He's like a jackal
from hell!

1448
01:11:44,133 --> 01:11:49,002
Italians With the ball.
And they pass it of
to little Byong Sun!

1449
01:11:49,013 --> 01:11:50,753
Pass it off! Pass it!

1450
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:53,973
DO it! Shoot it,
Byong Sun.
No! No, no.

1451
01:11:54,977 --> 01:11:59,721
Oh! Weak kick! Stolen away
and kicked way downfield.

1452
01:12:00,566 --> 01:12:02,306
Gladiators moving the ball.

1453
01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:04,271
Hunter, catch up!
Catch up.

1454
01:12:04,278 --> 01:12:08,396
They find Bucky Weston
in the open.
He shoots! Score!

1455
01:12:08,407 --> 01:12:09,487
Yes!

1456
01:12:09,492 --> 01:12:10,652
Gladiators tie the game.

1457
01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:12,112
Byong Sun!

1458
01:12:13,913 --> 01:12:16,871
What was that?
I thought I had the shot.

1459
01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:19,825
You thought?
How many times
do I have to say this?

1460
01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:23,124
You can take as many Shots
as you want during practice.

1461
01:12:23,130 --> 01:12:26,998
But never ever in a game.
Especially not
the Championship game.

1462
01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:29,250
Okay, you cannot
talk to him...
No. Don't go there.

1463
01:12:29,262 --> 01:12:30,843
Take a seat. Go ahead.

1464
01:12:31,931 --> 01:12:33,262
Ease up on him!

1465
01:12:33,558 --> 01:12:35,970
You ease up on that
corduroy jacket of yours.

1466
01:12:38,104 --> 01:12:39,719
Gladiators moving the ball.

1467
01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:44,356
Number 14 goes down.
(WHISTLES)

1468
01:12:44,569 --> 01:12:46,184
Come on! That?

1469
01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:48,060
Good call, ref!
That's a bad call!

1470
01:12:50,074 --> 01:12:51,314
Coaches here, now!

1471
01:12:53,536 --> 01:12:56,152
God! That's a bad call,
you know it!

1472
01:12:56,163 --> 01:12:58,028
That's a bad call!
Hey, I'm warning you.

1473
01:12:58,040 --> 01:13:00,281
Let me ask you a question.
Let me ask a question.

1474
01:13:00,918 --> 01:13:02,454
How much you pay him
to make those calls?

1475
01:13:02,461 --> 01:13:05,828
You are one wisecrack away
from being thrown
out Of this game.

1476
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:07,000
I don't want to
get thrown out.

1477
01:13:07,008 --> 01:13:09,169
Can't a guyjust
be enthusiastic
about the game?

1478
01:13:09,176 --> 01:13:11,292
You can be enthusiastic...
That's all I want to do.

1479
01:13:11,304 --> 01:13:13,260
...at a respectable level.
ljust wanna have fun.

1480
01:13:14,849 --> 01:13:18,512
Now, go to your places!
And keep your
comments to yourself.

1481
01:13:20,730 --> 01:13:23,563
What was that all about?
Here's all I heard.

1482
01:13:23,816 --> 01:13:25,397
The ref said...
(SPUTTERING)

1483
01:13:25,985 --> 01:13:27,691
Then my Dad said...
(SPUTTERING)

1484
01:13:28,362 --> 01:13:31,479
Then the ref said...
(SPUTTERING)
Any more questions?

1485
01:13:32,033 --> 01:13:34,024
Hit the road. Move it.

1486
01:13:41,792 --> 01:13:42,998
Come on!

1487
01:13:43,794 --> 01:13:46,376
But Buck Weston
has figured out
this Tiger offense.

1488
01:13:46,380 --> 01:13:47,495
GO!

1489
01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:50,419
PHIL: Get back on defense!

1490
01:13:51,928 --> 01:13:53,134
What did I just say?

1491
01:13:58,476 --> 01:13:59,682
Yes!

1492
01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:01,721
Gladiators take the lead.

1493
01:14:02,021 --> 01:14:03,181
Was anyone listening?

1494
01:14:03,189 --> 01:14:04,895
The Italians have effectively
been shut down.

1495
01:14:04,899 --> 01:14:06,890
Great. Great.
JANICE: That's my boy!

1496
01:14:08,569 --> 01:14:09,934
That's the half.

1497
01:14:14,408 --> 01:14:17,400
Honey, where have
you been?
I called you twice.

1498
01:14:18,037 --> 01:14:20,028
What? Why isn't Sam
in his uniform?

1499
01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:21,404
SO, how's it going?

1500
01:14:21,415 --> 01:14:23,076
It took me all morning
to convince him to come.

1501
01:14:23,084 --> 01:14:25,575
And the only reason
he is here
is to support his team.

1502
01:14:26,128 --> 01:14:27,709
What, he doesn't want
to play for me?

1503
01:14:27,713 --> 01:14:29,669
He would love to
play for you, Phil,

1504
01:14:29,674 --> 01:14:31,505
but you've turned him
into a benchwarmer.

1505
01:14:31,509 --> 01:14:32,715
Sound familiar?

1506
01:14:33,344 --> 01:14:37,087
Look, ljust wanted
to get to the
Championship game...

1507
01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:39,884
You're here, Phil.

1508
01:14:44,563 --> 01:14:46,895
I'm not crying.
It's frustration.

1509
01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:49,815
Don't worry.
You'll be all right.
Gonna be all right.

1510
01:14:50,695 --> 01:14:53,311
BUCK: If you play
the second half the way you
played the first half,

1511
01:14:53,781 --> 01:14:56,318
I'm gonna trade
the whole team
to the Tigers next year.

1512
01:14:56,325 --> 01:14:59,032
Can I go in now?
I have fresh legs.

1513
01:14:59,036 --> 01:15:01,573
BUCK: Philly, lcan't.
It’s the Championship game,
all right?

1514
01:15:01,831 --> 01:15:03,116
Don't bother
me, okay?

1515
01:15:03,124 --> 01:15:04,614
I didn't play
the week before,
either.

1516
01:15:04,792 --> 01:15:07,078
I promise you,
I'll play you next season,
okay?

1517
01:15:08,129 --> 01:15:09,665
You want to be Gladiators?
ALL: Yeah!

1518
01:15:09,672 --> 01:15:12,084
Let's say,
"We are Gladiators."
We are Gladiators!

1519
01:15:12,091 --> 01:15:14,173
Say it again!
We are Gladiators!

1520
01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:16,258
GO out in the second half,
I want you to stay focused.

1521
01:15:18,556 --> 01:15:21,593
You doing okay?
I know this is tough.

1522
01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:23,842
Hey, guys.

1523
01:15:25,312 --> 01:15:27,928
Sam, you think
I could talk to you?
I guess.

1524
01:15:29,108 --> 01:15:32,066
Honey, do you mind?
Sure.

1525
01:15:36,490 --> 01:15:38,981
So, ljust was
thinking, uh...

1526
01:15:40,745 --> 01:15:43,657
You know, grown-ups
are always telling kids
how they mess up, right?

1527
01:15:44,999 --> 01:15:48,207
But the truth is,
sometimes grown-ups
screw up

1528
01:15:48,210 --> 01:15:50,576
but we don't have
anyone to tell us
when we do it.

1529
01:15:52,757 --> 01:15:55,043
I screwed up, Sam.
You think?

1530
01:15:56,260 --> 01:15:59,502
I just got caught up
in everything.

1531
01:16:00,264 --> 01:16:02,880
I really lost my way,
I mean...

1532
01:16:05,895 --> 01:16:07,101
I apologize.

1533
01:16:08,689 --> 01:16:12,477
ljust wanna ask you
if you can find it
in your heart to forgive me

1534
01:16:13,027 --> 01:16:15,109
and you give me
a second chance,
I'd like to make it up to you.

1535
01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:19,780
Okay.

1536
01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:23,192
You accept my apology then?
Yeah.

1537
01:16:24,872 --> 01:16:26,032
Thanks, buddy.

1538
01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:27,529
All right.

1539
01:16:27,958 --> 01:16:29,164
You're starting
the second half.

1540
01:16:29,502 --> 01:16:31,333
SAM: Really?
Yeah.

1541
01:16:32,129 --> 01:16:33,915
You're not worried
about losing the game?

1542
01:16:33,923 --> 01:16:35,333
No, I'm worried
about losing you.

1543
01:16:36,050 --> 01:16:38,211
I brought your uniform
just in case.

1544
01:16:38,761 --> 01:16:40,251
SO, go suit up.
All right.

1545
01:16:40,429 --> 01:16:41,418
Okay?

1546
01:16:44,391 --> 01:16:46,177
Good job.
Thanks.

1547
01:16:46,811 --> 01:16:48,051
Now, give me
that jacket.

1548
01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:50,970
It's bad? Okay.
Horrible.

1549
01:16:52,149 --> 01:16:54,481
Hey, guys.
Everyone take a seat,
if you would.

1550
01:16:55,986 --> 01:16:57,977
I have something important
I'd like to tell you. Um...

1551
01:16:59,782 --> 01:17:01,147
(SIGHS)

1552
01:17:01,158 --> 01:17:04,195
ljust want you guys
to know that I know
that I blew it.

1553
01:17:04,954 --> 01:17:07,115
(STUTTERS)
I completely blew it.

1554
01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:12,078
And we should've
just been having
fun all along

1555
01:17:12,086 --> 01:17:13,826
and honestly,
I don't know what happened.

1556
01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:17,292
And I owe you,
I owe all Of
you an apology.

1557
01:17:17,967 --> 01:17:20,800
lam very, very, very,

1558
01:17:21,679 --> 01:17:25,513
very, very, sorry.

1559
01:17:26,642 --> 01:17:29,304
With a capital "8"
and a capital "ORRY."

1560
01:17:31,021 --> 01:17:32,306
You know what I mean.

1561
01:17:33,023 --> 01:17:35,560
You guys are great kids.
You're unique

1562
01:17:35,568 --> 01:17:38,810
with your own strengths
and talents, and I should've
been promoting that.

1563
01:17:40,156 --> 01:17:42,989
Instead, lwasn't,
'cause I'm a lousy coach

1564
01:17:42,992 --> 01:17:45,608
and I didn't
teach you anything.
That's not true, Dad.

1565
01:17:45,619 --> 01:17:47,359
ALL: What?
What are you talking about?

1566
01:17:47,371 --> 01:17:49,737
He's a lousy coach.
He didn't teach me anything.

1567
01:17:49,748 --> 01:17:51,033
He tried to kill me.

1568
01:17:51,041 --> 01:17:53,453
He taught us exactly how
not to play soccer.

1569
01:17:55,379 --> 01:17:58,667
Actually, Sam's right.
That's exactly what I did.

1570
01:18:00,718 --> 01:18:03,585
We just need to take the field
and you guys just do exactly

1571
01:18:03,596 --> 01:18:05,882
the opposite of everything
I've taught you.

1572
01:18:05,890 --> 01:18:08,506
Does that make sense?
What have I told you to do?

1573
01:18:08,851 --> 01:18:11,934
Always play the Italians.
Okay. There you go.

1574
01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:15,228
Gian Piero, Massimo,
we'll get some
fresh legs in there.

1575
01:18:15,232 --> 01:18:16,267
Give you guys a rest?

1576
01:18:16,442 --> 01:18:17,648
Rest?
Yeah.

1577
01:18:17,651 --> 01:18:19,232
Okay. Grazie.

1578
01:18:19,236 --> 01:18:21,022
Thanks.
What else have I taught you?

1579
01:18:21,488 --> 01:18:23,069
Break people's
clavicles.

1580
01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:25,773
Chop block.
Tattoos are cool!

1581
01:18:26,368 --> 01:18:27,448
Don't remember that one.

1582
01:18:27,870 --> 01:18:29,326
Coffee is the lifeblood

1583
01:18:29,330 --> 01:18:30,661
that fuels
the dreams of champions.

1584
01:18:31,624 --> 01:18:32,955
Right. Hold on.

1585
01:18:40,090 --> 01:18:41,205
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

1586
01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:46,214
BOY: Way to go, Byong Sun!

1587
01:18:47,014 --> 01:18:48,379
(ALL CHEERING)

1588
01:18:52,353 --> 01:18:54,264
All right. What else?

1589
01:18:54,605 --> 01:18:56,470
The most important
thing is winning.

1590
01:18:57,107 --> 01:18:59,598
NO. The most important thing

1591
01:18:59,610 --> 01:19:01,896
is having fun
and trying your best.

1592
01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:03,186
All right?

1593
01:19:03,197 --> 01:19:05,153
So, let's get out there
and do

1594
01:19:05,157 --> 01:19:07,364
everything the opposite
of what I've taught you.

1595
01:19:07,534 --> 01:19:08,899
Sound like a plan?

1596
01:19:10,829 --> 01:19:13,036
Bring it in. Here we go.
Yes.

1597
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,958
What are we gonna do?
ALL: Don't listen to Phil!

1598
01:19:18,128 --> 01:19:21,370
Take the field.
Here we go, guys.
Have fun!

1599
01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:26,088
COMMENTATOR: Down by one,
the Tigers have both
Italians sitting on the bench?

1600
01:19:26,095 --> 01:19:28,006
Odd move by Coach Phil Weston.

1601
01:19:29,014 --> 01:19:30,094
Stop them, guys!

1602
01:19:32,685 --> 01:19:35,427
Goal, and the Tiger goalie
goes down hard!

1603
01:19:35,980 --> 01:19:37,561
Oh, my...
That's it.

1604
01:19:37,564 --> 01:19:39,771
That's the intensity
I've been looking for.
That's it.

1605
01:19:42,861 --> 01:19:44,146
COMMENTATOR:
The Tiger goalie looks okay.

1606
01:19:44,154 --> 01:19:45,769
PHIL: Hey, ref?
Injury? Time out?

1607
01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:47,317
Coach Weston
is taking no chances.

1608
01:19:47,324 --> 01:19:49,986
Everyone with glasses.
Can I borrow your glasses?

1609
01:19:50,202 --> 01:19:53,069
Would you mind? Thank you.
I appreciate that.

1610
01:19:53,414 --> 01:19:56,156
You look like you need those.
Thank you. Appreciate that.

1611
01:19:56,959 --> 01:19:58,824
PHIL: You all right?
Yeah, I'm all right.

1612
01:19:58,836 --> 01:20:01,327
Just want to do
a little vision test here.
All right?

1613
01:20:01,338 --> 01:20:03,044
Is that better or worse?
Worse.

1614
01:20:04,258 --> 01:20:06,340
Better or worse?
Worse.

1615
01:20:07,261 --> 01:20:08,717
Better or worse?

1616
01:20:09,388 --> 01:20:11,549
Better!
Okay. Put those on.
Let's go, guys.

1617
01:20:11,557 --> 01:20:12,922
Okay. All right.
Come on.

1618
01:20:15,894 --> 01:20:17,009
He's okay.

1619
01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:25,142
COMMENTATOR:
Play resumes. The Gladiators
still dominating the field.

1620
01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:30,030
Wow. An amazing save
by the Tiger goalie!

1621
01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:31,240
. Y
Thats my babyl eSI

1622
01:20:31,243 --> 01:20:32,323
He stopped that goal.

1623
01:20:37,666 --> 01:20:39,076
Tigers with the ball.

1624
01:20:39,084 --> 01:20:40,790
Mark! Mark!

1625
01:20:40,961 --> 01:20:42,872
On the neck!
Yes!

1626
01:20:43,672 --> 01:20:45,253
Mark Avery kicks the ball up,

1627
01:20:45,257 --> 01:20:46,963
catches it on
the back of his neck.

1628
01:20:46,967 --> 01:20:47,956
Yes.

1629
01:20:48,260 --> 01:20:50,672
The rest of the Tigers are
forming some kind of wedge.

1630
01:20:51,013 --> 01:20:54,426
Break through.
Win the ball back!
Knock those clowns down.

1631
01:20:56,894 --> 01:20:59,636
Mark Avery leads the league
in the least amount of
time played.

1632
01:21:01,648 --> 01:21:03,138
Hey, keeper.

1633
01:21:07,488 --> 01:21:08,568
Ugh!

1634
01:21:14,787 --> 01:21:15,947
Mmm.

1635
01:21:15,954 --> 01:21:16,989
(GAGS)

1636
01:21:17,414 --> 01:21:20,281
Ambrose
with a powerhouse kick!

1637
01:21:24,922 --> 01:21:26,037
Yeah!

1638
01:21:27,007 --> 01:21:28,497
(ALL CHEERING)

1639
01:21:29,343 --> 01:21:30,423
Yes!

1640
01:21:30,844 --> 01:21:33,381
Hunter, I'd give you a kiss
but you just ate a worm.

1641
01:21:34,473 --> 01:21:36,680
MARK: Yeah! Can you smell it?
Yeah! All right, Mark!

1642
01:21:36,683 --> 01:21:38,765
It's the smell of Victory,
baby!

1643
01:21:38,769 --> 01:21:40,100
I love you, Dad!

1644
01:21:40,521 --> 01:21:42,477
See ifyou love me
at the end of the game.

1645
01:21:42,481 --> 01:21:43,812
Let's go, guys.
Stay focused.

1646
01:21:44,358 --> 01:21:47,942
Every time you say
something back to me,
it makes me love you more!

1647
01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:50,235
(CHUCKLES)
I can't believe this.

1648
01:21:54,451 --> 01:21:56,612
COMMENTATOR: Hunter
is tearing down the field!

1649
01:21:58,122 --> 01:21:59,487
And he kicks the ball to Jack.

1650
01:22:02,167 --> 01:22:03,998
Get over there!
Go, Hunter!

1651
01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:06,163
Jack takes the ball
into the corner.

1652
01:22:09,341 --> 01:22:11,332
Whoa. It’s a little bit high.

1653
01:22:12,177 --> 01:22:13,587
Wait a second,
what’s going on?

1654
01:22:14,805 --> 01:22:17,217
It's like they're forming
some sort of mega person.

1655
01:22:21,437 --> 01:22:22,517
Did everyone see that?

1656
01:22:22,729 --> 01:22:24,139
(WHOOPING)

1657
01:22:25,232 --> 01:22:28,395
A header by Byong Sun
from Ambrose's shoulder
for a goal.

1658
01:22:28,402 --> 01:22:29,767
Way to go, Bing Bong!

1659
01:22:30,404 --> 01:22:32,315
That's not legal.
Is that legal, ref?

1660
01:22:32,656 --> 01:22:35,022
Great hustle. Gian Piero
and Massimo.
You're back in.

1661
01:22:35,242 --> 01:22:37,153
Okay.
But remember,
share the ball.

1662
01:22:37,161 --> 01:22:38,241
Okay.
Team.

1663
01:22:38,245 --> 01:22:39,985
Right? Team. Yeah. Good.

1664
01:22:39,997 --> 01:22:41,237
Okay, guys.

1665
01:22:42,124 --> 01:22:45,207
The Italians are back in.
And Massimo steals the ball.

1666
01:22:50,757 --> 01:22:52,543
Less than a minute
left to play.

1667
01:22:52,551 --> 01:22:54,917
The Gladiators are
completely out of sync here.

1668
01:22:56,972 --> 01:23:00,715
And the ball goes to Ambrose
who fakes.

1669
01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:05,552
BARBARA: Come on, Sam!

1670
01:23:09,318 --> 01:23:12,276
You're gonna have to
get past Old Uncle
Bucky for this one.

1671
01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:15,479
Here's something
your dad never taught you.

1672
01:23:18,076 --> 01:23:20,283
(HEROIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

1673
01:23:40,516 --> 01:23:41,801
Goal!

1674
01:23:48,190 --> 01:23:49,976
COMMENTATOR:
And you can put it
on the board.

1675
01:23:52,110 --> 01:23:53,441
That's the game!

1676
01:23:53,445 --> 01:23:56,061
Tigers win! Tigers win!

1677
01:23:56,698 --> 01:23:57,858
(ALL CHEERING)

1678
01:23:58,242 --> 01:23:59,652
PHIL: Way to go, guys!

1679
01:24:00,744 --> 01:24:02,484
TOM: Nice job, everyone!

1680
01:24:06,959 --> 01:24:08,495
ANN: Come on, honey!

1681
01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:11,869
Sammy!

1682
01:24:15,342 --> 01:24:17,298
Where did you learn
to move like that, Sam?

1683
01:24:17,302 --> 01:24:18,883
l practiced every time
you benched me.

1684
01:24:24,643 --> 01:24:27,134
(BOYS CHANTING) Tigers!

1685
01:24:31,483 --> 01:24:32,643
Great game, Bucky.

1686
01:24:32,651 --> 01:24:35,484
A hell Of a game, bro.
I guess we really
got out-coached.

1687
01:24:35,654 --> 01:24:37,690
Thank you. I appreciate that.
And I'm serious.

1688
01:24:37,948 --> 01:24:40,280
I don't give
compliments lightly.
This is from the heart.

1689
01:24:40,576 --> 01:24:42,112
I'm not blowing
smoke up my butt.

1690
01:24:42,119 --> 01:24:43,404
I think you mean
smoke up my butt.

1691
01:24:43,412 --> 01:24:44,948
No. Dude,
just take the compliment.

1692
01:24:44,955 --> 01:24:45,944
You got it.

1693
01:24:47,124 --> 01:24:49,160
I'll see you later. Okay.
See you at the barbecue.

1694
01:24:54,339 --> 01:24:55,920
Good job.
Sorry, Grandpa.

1695
01:24:56,258 --> 01:24:57,464
What, are you
kidding me?

1696
01:24:58,594 --> 01:25:01,552
If anyone's gonna beat me,
I'm glad ltwas you.

1697
01:25:01,805 --> 01:25:04,421
Great goal, Samson.
So, you're not mad?

1698
01:25:04,725 --> 01:25:06,636
The only thing
that makes me mad

1699
01:25:06,643 --> 01:25:09,259
is that I let you get
away from the
Gladiators, Okay?

1700
01:25:09,271 --> 01:25:10,636
(CHUCKLES)

1701
01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:13,476
I'll never be mad
at you. Never.

1702
01:25:17,446 --> 01:25:20,028
Burgers look good, right?
That one's dead.

1703
01:25:20,032 --> 01:25:21,988
This one needs
to be turned. Okay?

1704
01:25:21,992 --> 01:25:23,983
Looks good to me.
You'll learn.

1705
01:25:23,994 --> 01:25:25,200
(LEAF BLOWER)

1706
01:25:25,203 --> 01:25:28,491
Hey, Ditka! Knock it off,
would you?
Would you knock it off?

1707
01:25:28,498 --> 01:25:30,489
Dad, relax.
Here, I'll handle it.

1708
01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:32,161
Yeah.
I'll talk to him.

1709
01:25:34,504 --> 01:25:35,619
Hey, Buck.
Yeah?

1710
01:25:35,631 --> 01:25:37,713
Remember when we beat you
in the championship?

1711
01:25:37,716 --> 01:25:38,796
Yeah.

1712
01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:41,917
Remember when I shoved
that kid in the pool?

1713
01:25:41,928 --> 01:25:43,008
Whoa!

1714
01:25:45,932 --> 01:25:47,172
(GASPS)

1715
01:25:47,517 --> 01:25:49,633
Okay, Buck.
You got me good, buddy.
Yeah.

1716
01:25:49,645 --> 01:25:51,055
How do you want
your hamburger?

1717
01:25:51,063 --> 01:25:54,351
Well done. Thanks, Buck.
Okay. You got it.

1718
01:25:55,025 --> 01:25:56,265
Hey, Coach!

1719
01:25:56,693 --> 01:25:57,808
(LEAF BLOWER STOPS)

1720
01:25:57,819 --> 01:25:58,979
Yeah?

1721
01:25:59,655 --> 01:26:00,861
Hey.

1722
01:26:01,657 --> 01:26:02,942
Hey.

1723
01:26:02,949 --> 01:26:04,029
Um...

1724
01:26:04,034 --> 01:26:05,990
I don't know if you heard,
we won the championship.

1725
01:26:06,203 --> 01:26:07,568
Yeah, I heard.
Yeah.

1726
01:26:08,455 --> 01:26:11,117
Look, ljust wanna
say I'm sorry
for the way I acted.

1727
01:26:11,333 --> 01:26:13,745
Let me tell you something.
You were a raving maniac.

1728
01:26:13,919 --> 01:26:15,534
Yes, Iwas.
l was a maniac.

1729
01:26:16,129 --> 01:26:17,790
Yeah, but I see
you changed your ways.

1730
01:26:18,256 --> 01:26:19,621
And man,
down the stretch,

1731
01:26:19,633 --> 01:26:21,624
you did one greatjob
of coaching those kids.

1732
01:26:23,136 --> 01:26:25,377
Thank you.
It means a lot.

1733
01:26:26,306 --> 01:26:27,967
So, can I count on you
for next year?

1734
01:26:27,974 --> 01:26:29,054
No.

1735
01:26:29,976 --> 01:26:32,433
Okay. Butyou and I,
we're good?

1736
01:26:33,313 --> 01:26:34,803
We're good.
Good.

1737
01:26:35,315 --> 01:26:37,852
How about you
and your Old man?
Better. Yeah.

1738
01:26:38,735 --> 01:26:41,693
Listen. I mean no
disrespect to you
and your family.

1739
01:26:42,447 --> 01:26:46,156
But myjob in life is
to make your dad's
life a living hell.

1740
01:26:46,993 --> 01:26:49,029
Hey, do what you gotta do.
I gotta do it.

1741
01:26:50,038 --> 01:26:51,699
I'm about to make good
on that Pelé bet.

1742
01:26:51,707 --> 01:26:52,742
You wanna come over
and watch?

1743
01:26:52,916 --> 01:26:55,123
Yeah, I'd love to
but I gotta get
acheseleaves

1744
01:26:55,127 --> 01:26:56,412
over in that yard
before nightfall.

1745
01:26:56,628 --> 01:26:57,743
Right.

1746
01:27:05,387 --> 01:27:06,923
We had a bet.
You won fair and square.

1747
01:27:07,347 --> 01:27:08,336
Good job.

1748
01:27:08,849 --> 01:27:11,431
Yes. Thank you.

1749
01:27:14,062 --> 01:27:15,802
I don't say this enough

1750
01:27:16,982 --> 01:27:19,473
but you really stepped up.
I'm proud of you, Son.

1751
01:27:19,901 --> 01:27:21,107
I appreciate that.

1752
01:27:22,821 --> 01:27:24,482
The real Pelé ball.
Yep.

1753
01:27:24,489 --> 01:27:25,569
I'm actually
touching it.

1754
01:27:25,574 --> 01:27:28,316
Take good care of it.
That means an awful
lot to me, that ball.

1755
01:27:31,079 --> 01:27:32,910
It does, doesn't it?
Yeah.

1756
01:27:36,042 --> 01:27:37,122
Here.

1757
01:27:37,669 --> 01:27:39,284
What?
You keep it.

1758
01:27:40,130 --> 01:27:43,167
No. You won fair
and square.
It's yours now.

1759
01:27:43,383 --> 01:27:45,624
NO.
You beat me, Philly.

1760
01:27:45,635 --> 01:27:47,341
Well, the Tigers
beat you.

1761
01:27:47,888 --> 01:27:50,595
I had a good time
kicking your butt,
I'm not gonna lie

1762
01:27:51,641 --> 01:27:54,849
but it's not about winning.
I thought it was. It's not.

1763
01:27:55,270 --> 01:27:57,386
About you and me,

1764
01:27:57,647 --> 01:28:01,936
the ball isjust a metaphor
about the distance
between us.

1765
01:28:02,110 --> 01:28:04,442
It's a soccer ball.
No, no, no, Dad.

1766
01:28:04,821 --> 01:28:07,403
It's not about the ball.
It was never
about the ball.

1767
01:28:08,533 --> 01:28:09,739
I don't want the ball.

1768
01:28:10,869 --> 01:28:12,075
Then what do you want?

1769
01:28:13,955 --> 01:28:16,697
ANNOUNCER:
And now an important
message from the King.

1770
01:28:17,167 --> 01:28:19,874
Hi, I 'm Buck Weston.
King of sporting goods.

1771
01:28:20,128 --> 01:28:24,417
And to make my stores
the best they can be,
I’ve teamed up with my son.

1772
01:28:25,634 --> 01:28:27,670
Hello, I’m Phil Weston.

1773
01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:29,880
And I'm the Prince
of Vitamins.

1774
01:28:30,180 --> 01:28:32,717
BUCK: Now, you can get all
your health supplement needs.

1775
01:28:32,724 --> 01:28:35,340
at Buck and Phil’s
Sports Kingdom.

1776
01:28:35,352 --> 01:28:38,185
At prices so low,
it'll blow your top.

1777
01:28:39,981 --> 01:28:42,768
Don't worry, kind sir.
We 've got something
for that, too.

1778
01:28:47,239 --> 01:28:50,481
See?
I do see, Prince Phil.

1779
01:28:50,784 --> 01:28:52,991
Now in five
convenient locations.

1780
01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:56,031
I 'm Buck Weston.
And I’m Phil Weston.

1781
01:28:56,039 --> 01:28:58,621
BOTH:
And we've got balls.

1782
01:28:58,917 --> 01:29:00,202
And vitamins.

1783
01:29:00,210 --> 01:29:02,826
But mainly, balls.

1784
01:29:03,505 --> 01:29:05,461
And vitamins!

1785
01:29:06,424 --> 01:29:09,382
These guys couldn't win
a salad bowl,
let alone a Super Bowl.

1786
01:29:09,845 --> 01:29:12,257
DIANA: Mike, I smell smoke.
Nobody's smoking.

1787
01:29:12,472 --> 01:29:15,339
Besides, I'm the king
in this house
and I can do what I want.

1788
01:29:16,351 --> 01:29:17,887
Got you!
Okay, honey.

1789
01:29:20,772 --> 01:29:22,728
Try to see things my way

1790
01:29:22,899 --> 01:29:26,187
Do I have to keep on talking
till I can’t go on

1791
01:29:27,737 --> 01:29:29,648
While you see it your way

1792
01:29:30,031 --> 01:29:33,569
Run the risk of knowing that
our love may soon be gone

1793
01:29:33,577 --> 01:29:37,661
We can work it out
We can work it out

1794
01:29:38,915 --> 01:29:40,871
Think of What
you're saying

1795
01:29:40,876 --> 01:29:42,582
You can get it wrong

1796
01:29:42,752 --> 01:29:44,788
And still think
that it’s all right

1797
01:29:45,881 --> 01:29:47,667
Think of What I’m saying

1798
01:29:47,841 --> 01:29:50,423
We can work it out
and get it straight

1799
01:29:50,427 --> 01:29:51,758
Or say good night

1800
01:29:51,761 --> 01:29:55,549
We can work it out
We can work it out

1801
01:30:12,073 --> 01:30:13,938
Work it out
when you're dating

1802
01:30:14,367 --> 01:30:16,278
Work it out
when you're dating