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(Waves crashing)

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(Seagulls cry)

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_O__. Most people
think of themselves as individuals,

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that there's noone on the planet like them.

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This thought motivates them
to get out of bed,

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eatfood, and walk around
like nothing's wrong.

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My name is Oliver Tate.

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ALEX TURNER: Stuck On The Puzzle (lntro)

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l'm not the kind of fool
who's gonna sit and sing to you

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About stars, girl

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But last night l looked up

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Into the dark half ofthe blue

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And they'd gone backwards

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TEACHER: ''What kind of young person am l?''

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That's the challenge. We talk about challenges.

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Well, that's the challenge
l'm giving you this term.

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A gauntlet, so to speak.

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But this gauntlet is also an opportunity.

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An opportunity for self-discovery.

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What do l mean by ''self-discovery''?
Mark Pritchard?

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- Having a wank, sir?
- (Suppressed laughter)

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Discovery ofthe self.

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Who am l?

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OLIVER:
l _nd that the only way to get through life

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is to picture myself
in an entirely disconnected reality.

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l often imagine
how people would react to my death.

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Mr Dunthorne's quavering voice
as he makes the announcement.

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The shocked faces of my classmates.

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A playground bedecked with flowers.

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The empty stillness of a school corridor.

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Local news analysis.

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Oliver Tate was a popular
and much-loved pupil.

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Many ofthe people l've spoken to here
referred to him as an example.

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He was so funny and so smart.

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He's gonna be really missed.
It's so bad. He's so young.

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OLIVER_. Tear-streaked tributes.

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(Sobbing muffles speech)

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l just wanted to hug him. l just wish l had.

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l wish l could have said goodbye,
but l never said anything to him.

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OL1VfR_. The steady stoicism of my parents.

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All the girls liked him.

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Other boys respected him,
Iooked up to him, l guess.

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Candlelit vigils.

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We are witnessing incredible,
unprecedented scenes of quiet devotion.

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Behind me a vigil that's been repeated
all over the country.

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A testimony to the love felt for Oliver Tate

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and the loss felt by his friends...

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and, mankly, by Wales on the whole.

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And, _nally, my glorious resurrection.

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Don't ask how. Just know
that l'm now more powerful than ever.

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OLIVER: Let's get off.

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(Whispers) Zoe.

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Zoe, this is for you. It's yours.
It has your name on it. Take it.

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- It's not mine.
- Please take it.

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That note seems fascinating, Oliver Tate.

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You know the rules. Stand up and read it out.

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l can't. It's Zoe's.
She gave it to me and l was gonna...

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(Bell rings)

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Saved by the bell once again, Mr Tate.

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All right, take your time.

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l know you're all gagging
to get to double Biology but don't rush.

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Jordana Bevan's only real flaws
are her sporadic bouts ofec_ema.

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Other than that, she has many qualities.

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She never speaks about hersem.
She could be anything.

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Perhaps she's a fabian.

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That would make her a socialist
who advocates gradual change.

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She's moderately unpopular, which makes
a romance betNeen us more likely.

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She's also a girl - to be seen with her
would improve my street cred,

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which, though high, could be higher.

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Lastly, she's now single,

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cos Mark Pritchard cheated on her
with Abby Smuts at the school disco.

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The full extent of the betrayal
is still the subject of speculation.

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Chips knows there's
nothing more attractive than a bully.

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He also knows that Zoe Preece
is a legitimate target

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because she's ove_eight
and won't accept notes in class.

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Essentially, l disapprove of bullying.

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Jordana seems to enjoy it in moderation.

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l must not let my principles
stand in the way of progress.

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l must be willing to adapt.

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Keep up, Tubs!

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This was the correct decision.

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Give it back now!

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This was a vivid memory of youth that l
would cherish when l was old and mail.

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Oh!

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Catch. Straight into the hands.

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We were working as a team,
testing each other's limits,

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challenging one another's bourgeois
assumptions of what was acceptable.

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ZOE: Oh, grow up! Grow up!

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l knew that these events - although
hard to bear at this precise moment -

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would help build Zoe Preece's
character in the long term.

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Aargh!

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(They laugh)

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Wanker!

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(Mouths)

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Honestly, Zoe, it was an accident.

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l mean, it was just unlucky
that you were there and that you fell in.

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We were playing...sort of like a game.

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And you can replace the stuff
that was in your bag.

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- l'm not saying it's cheap...
- Fuck off and die!

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ln many ways, l prefer my own company.

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lt gives me time to think.

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l suppose it's a bit of an amectation,
but l often read the dictionary.

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My word for today is ''flagitious'',
which means wickedly shameful.

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l live in a large house with my parents.

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They tell me that our area
has breathtaking scenery.

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l'm not sure l believe in scenery.

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However, the views allow me
to spy on our new neighbours.

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l don't know them yet
but they seem like terrible human beings.

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Ninjas.

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My parents have not had sex
for seven months.

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l've been monitoring their intimacy
via the dimmer switch in their bedroom.

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l know when they've been at it
because the dial will be set to ha_ay.

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l wish life could be more like
American soap operas.

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Then, whenever things got dramatic,

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you couldjustfade the picture down
and pick things up again later.

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Can you tell your mother to hurry up?
l'll be waiting in the road.

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- You look nice.
- Thank you.

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Yeah, you look good for your age. For a mum.

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Mum's getting the bus.

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MAN: So...l inherited it all.

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Well, er, it's been terrific. Small world, all that.

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lt's such a lovely area.

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This used to be Jill's grandmother's house,
right?

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Yes.

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The hours we spent up in that room,
listening to records, hatching plans.

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Right, yes.
So are you going to be selling up?

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Just gonna let things take their own path.

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- You have a good day, Lloyd.
- OK, cheers, Graham.

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- Give my love to Jill.
- Will do.

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- Ciao, Lloyd.
- Goodbye.

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- You go get 'em, killer.
- l will.

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As usual, Dad drops me 800 yards from school.

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That way, l can slip in unnoticed, like a torpedo.

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Watch your step, motherfucker! Ha-ha

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You've got to wake up.
How many times have l told you?

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- Ellis?
- Yes, sir.

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- Griffiths?
- Here, sir.

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- Harris?
- Yes, sir.

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- Davies?
- Yes, sir.

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- Morris?
- Sir.

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Preece?

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Preece? Anyone seen Zoe?

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- Tate?
- Yeah, present.

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- Pritchard?
- Yes.

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Smuts?

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Wanker!

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Zoe Preece hasn't been in school for a while,

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so l've written a pamphlet
on how to break out of the victim cycle.

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l've also given her tNo examples to inspire her.

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Firstly, Rhydian Bird,

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who pulled his trousers down to fart
and followed through,

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calling an unhealthy turd onto the tarmac.

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But instead of looking embarrassed,
he screamed with laughter and pointed.

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Nobody could tease him about it
cos he was so proud.

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How do you even know all men read poems?

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All men do, unless you're gay. Are you gay?

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Secondly, Chips.
He wasn't even considered hot

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until the Watkins twins stabbed him
in the back with compasses.

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He said nothing, showed no discomfort

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as his shirt blossomed with blood poppies.

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His stoicism reminded me of the brave men
who died in the First World War.

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Chips is an outstanding bully.

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He once made our Religious Education teacher
cry using only Blu-Tack.

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Right, now, now, now.

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l don't quite know what l am yet.

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l've tried smoking a pipe...

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..flipping coins...

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listening exclusively to French crooners.

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Other times l go to the beach
and stare at the sea.

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Someone made a documentary
about a prominent thinker

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who struggled with unspeakable loss.

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l've even had a brief hat phase.
But nothing stuck.

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- Gene.
- What?

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The most secure route to Zoe is big Gene,

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who, over the lastfew months,
has become her onlymiend and con_dante.

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Gene told me that Zoe had moved schools.

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She was very unhappy because she was bullied
and one boy even pushed her into a pond.

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Oh...l had no idea.

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l persuaded her to give Zoe the pamphlet
by saying it was a love letter.

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lt's a big love letter.

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l've got a big heart.

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Sometimes l wish there was a film crew
following my every move.

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l imagine the camera craning up
as l walk away.

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But, unless things improve,

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the biopic of my life will only have
the budgetfor a _oom out.

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l feel bad, cutting into his head.

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Why? It's just a fucking frog.

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lt's still a thing, though. It had life.

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Where do you think they get the frogs?

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l don't know.
Probably a lake or a river nearby.

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They probably have a guy that does it.
l could find out.

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- l don't actually want to know.
- Neither do l.

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- l'm just saying. You asked...
- l wonder where Fat is.

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- Zoe?
- Mm.

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- She hasn't been in school for a while.
- l hadn't noticed.

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l thought you would have.
She leaves a big gap.

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She's not on my radar.

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- Is it cos we pushed her into the pond?
- l didn't push her.

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- Think she's weeping herselfto death?
- l didn't push her.

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Maybe you should write to her.

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Maybe you should write her
a pamphlet or something.

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What do you think?

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What is this?

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What do you wantmom me?

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Meet me under the railway bridge after school
and we'll take it from there.

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JORDANA:
Bring a Polaroid camera and a diary.

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OK?

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(Train clatters by overhead)

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- Got the camera and the diary?
- Do you have the pamphlet?

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Give me the camera.

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OK.

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Now kneel down.

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Please, Jordana... What is this?

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Kneel down.

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Close your eyes.

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(Train clattering)

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We kissed until our lips felt swollen.

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Her mouth tasted of milk, Polo mints
and Dunhill International.

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OK. Now take out the diary
and write today's date.

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Write a few paragraphs on how excited
you are to have kissed me.

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Mention what a dick Mark Pritchard is
and slag offAbby Sluts.

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- It's Smuts.
- Let's call her Sluts.

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l sit next to her in Geography, so we're mates.

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l don't need your life story.

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Wow. You look mentally retarded.

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Have you ever kissed anyone before?

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l had in fact only kissed
one person before - Zoe Preece.

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lt was after the Cowboys And Indians
school disco.

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l told her ifwe were going to do it,
we had to hide behind the refectory.

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Her tongue was blue
mom blackcurrant squash.

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lt smouldered in the cold.

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OK, l've done it.

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Good.

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- Can l have the pamphlet now?
- No.

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- What will you do with the photos?
- Leave them lying around school.

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For people to accidentally find.

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Oh.

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What are you complaining about?

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This is conclusive proof
that you might not be gay.

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CHILDREN: Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord!

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Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord!

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Come on, gay boy, take back
what you said about me!

243
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l take it back. l take it back.

244
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,840
And admit that you're in fact a gaylord.

245
00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:24,840
(Jeering)

246
00:16:24,879 --> 00:16:26,880
No. Do not admit it.

247
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,360
- Do not admit that.
- Shut up, Chips.

248
00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:31,480
Fine. l'm gay. l'm very gay.

249
00:16:31,519 --> 00:16:33,440
(Shouting and laughter)

250
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,840
And Jordana's a slut.

251
00:16:37,159 --> 00:16:38,600
- Jordana is a slut.
- No.

252
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,600
Say it. Say it!

253
00:16:40,639 --> 00:16:42,200
No.

254
00:16:42,679 --> 00:16:44,720
Don't be a dick, Mark. Just let him go.

255
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:49,680
Fine. l'll let him go.

256
00:16:50,679 --> 00:16:52,600
l'll let him go.

257
00:16:53,039 --> 00:16:55,920
lf...he admits you're a slut.

258
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,880
- Ooh.
- Just say it, gay boy.

259
00:16:57,919 --> 00:16:59,720
Say it.

260
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:14,120
Why don't you go fuck yourself?
Fucking big gay.

261
00:17:17,279 --> 00:17:19,240
l was completely overbalanced.

262
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:23,280
lt was luck. l'm gonna get him for this.
l'll bring him so much pain.

263
00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:25,600
Probably catch him like he caught me,
on the sly.

264
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,680
Blood.

265
00:17:30,839 --> 00:17:33,520
- Are you gonna get up now?
- Yeah. Sorry, yeah.

266
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,160
- You've got scaly hands.
- It's eczema.

267
00:18:31,079 --> 00:18:33,600
Now that we had kissed
for non-blackmail purposes,

268
00:18:34,039 --> 00:18:37,040
l thought it gentlemanly
to escort Jordana home.

269
00:18:37,079 --> 00:18:40,440
When there, l asked if
she was my girlfriend now. And she said:

270
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,400
l'll think about it.

271
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,800
But what she meant was, yes.

272
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,400
We are now as one.

273
00:18:55,119 --> 00:18:57,040
(Gulls crying)

274
00:19:05,559 --> 00:19:07,440
Whenever l'm late home mom school,

275
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,960
my mother assumes l've been abducted
and left to drown in a lake.

276
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,080
There he is. Oliver?

277
00:19:13,799 --> 00:19:16,120
My mother is worried
that l have mental problems.

278
00:19:16,559 --> 00:19:19,000
l found a book about
teenage paranoid delusions

279
00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:21,640
during a routine search
of my parents' bedroom.

280
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:24,880
A_er that, l started slipping choice phrases
into our conversation.

281
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,840
My body has been replaced by a shell.
My organs are made of stone.

282
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,760
- l've been dead for years.
- Right.

283
00:19:29,799 --> 00:19:33,960
My mother is naturally neurotic and in her youth
even dreamed of being an actress.

284
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,960
Until she was told by a speech therapist
her tongue was too big for her mouth.

285
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:42,120
Now she works for the council's Legal
and Democratic Services department.

286
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,320
(Photocopier whirs)

287
00:19:45,759 --> 00:19:47,840
One of the rules in her omce

288
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,920
- is that if it's your birthday...
- Ta-da.

289
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,600
..you are held responsible
for bringing your own cake to work.

290
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,600
- Happy birthday, Jill.
- Thank you.

291
00:19:56,039 --> 00:19:57,400
Oliver?

292
00:19:57,839 --> 00:19:59,760
Oliver, come here.

293
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,280
Come here.

294
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,600
Where are you going, Oliver?

295
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,920
OK, sit up.

296
00:20:12,079 --> 00:20:15,640
- Are you being victimised again?
- No. l'm never victimised.

297
00:20:16,079 --> 00:20:17,760
You were, in primary school and Cubs.

298
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:19,960
- l don't remember.
- l do. There was a lot of crying.

299
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,840
- Is it drug related?
- How?

300
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,800
- l don't know. You tell me.
- It's not.

301
00:20:23,839 --> 00:20:25,760
- Your pupils are huge.
- It's dark.

302
00:20:25,799 --> 00:20:28,600
- Is it self-harm?
- Why would l punch myself in the eye?

303
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,400
- l really don't know.
- l wouldn't. This is stupid.

304
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,200
l'm not going anywhere
until you tell me the truth.

305
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,560
OK, l got into a fight.

306
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,440
l was defending the honour of my girlfriend.

307
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,000
OK, fine.

308
00:20:42,039 --> 00:20:44,040
You're not being serious, it's fine.

309
00:20:44,079 --> 00:20:46,000
No, l am. l have a girlfriend now.

310
00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:47,960
- Really?
- Yeah.

311
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,480
- Do you?
- Yeah.

312
00:20:49,519 --> 00:20:51,040
- Really?
- Yeah.

313
00:20:51,079 --> 00:20:53,000
Of course.

314
00:20:53,039 --> 00:20:55,400
Yes, of course. l mean, why wouldn't... l didn't...

315
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,360
- Did you think l was...
- No, l didn't. Come here.

316
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,320
(She grunts)

317
00:21:04,279 --> 00:21:06,880
What a lovely little chat. You're doing so well.

318
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:25,160
So?

319
00:21:25,599 --> 00:21:27,520
K-nock, k-nock, can l come in?

320
00:21:27,559 --> 00:21:29,960
This was the happiest
l'd seen myfatherfor years.

321
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,880
Not too long ago, l discovered
an empty bottle of anti4Jepressants,

322
00:21:34,319 --> 00:21:36,960
during another routine search
of my parents' bedroom.

323
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,040
My research indicates it all started
when he was sacked mom his job

324
00:21:40,079 --> 00:21:42,040
presenting on the Open University.

325
00:21:42,079 --> 00:21:44,000
Myfather is a marine biologist,

326
00:21:44,039 --> 00:21:47,000
and introduced a segment
called Mysteries Of The Deep.

327
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,960
But he was an uneasy screen presence

328
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,480
and never knew quite what to do with his hands.

329
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,440
After his dismissal,
he spent several days in bed,

330
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,720
drinking hot lemon mom the same mug
and never washing it,

331
00:21:58,759 --> 00:22:00,760
a key sign ofone of his downturns.

332
00:22:00,799 --> 00:22:02,920
Now he works at the local university,

333
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,960
doing ajob he _nds dimcult to explain

334
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,880
to anyone without
a degree-level knowledge of_sh.

335
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,120
Listen, l hope you don't mind.

336
00:22:13,559 --> 00:22:16,480
But your mother informs me
that you have a girlfriend.

337
00:22:16,519 --> 00:22:18,880
ls there anything l can help you with there?

338
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,720
l'm not sure yet. l'll let you know.

339
00:22:20,759 --> 00:22:22,400
OK. All right.

340
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,320
Yes. Er...listen...

341
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:26,760
l know you think l'm very boring, you know.

342
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:31,600
But once...l ripped my vest off
in front of a woman

343
00:22:32,319 --> 00:22:35,000
and er...it was very effective, actually.

344
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,480
l know.

345
00:22:36,519 --> 00:22:38,880
lt produced a very atavistic response.

346
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,000
That's just something to bear in mind.

347
00:22:42,039 --> 00:22:45,680
And listen, l made you a cassette recording.

348
00:22:46,279 --> 00:22:51,600
lt's a compilation of songs l used to listen to
during some of my early formative relationships.

349
00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:54,240
Plus a couple ofthings l thought you might dig.

350
00:22:54,279 --> 00:22:57,600
l think music can make things seem
a bit more real, sometimes,

351
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,480
- if you know what l mean.
- Thanks.

352
00:22:59,519 --> 00:23:02,560
l've also included some break-up songs
towards the end,

353
00:23:02,599 --> 00:23:05,200
just in case things don't work out.

354
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:10,080
Which, obviously, you know, that isn't the aim,
though, l'm gonna tell you, it is likely.

355
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,400
Passion rarely lasts, l'm afraid.

356
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,880
All right, well...

357
00:23:15,319 --> 00:23:18,160
good night and erm...well done!

358
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,920
lt's an achievement. It really is, of sorts.

359
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,000
Good night, son.

360
00:23:39,799 --> 00:23:42,520
Tomorrow l'll be quicker

361
00:23:43,319 --> 00:23:46,360
l'll stare into the strobe light flicker

362
00:23:46,799 --> 00:23:49,600
And afloat l'll stay

363
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:55,960
But l'm quite all right hiding today

364
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:01,040
Tomorrow l'll be faster

365
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,720
l'll catch what l've been chasing after

366
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,040
And have time to play

367
00:24:09,599 --> 00:24:14,360
But l'm quite all right hiding today

368
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:21,080
And l will play the coconut shy

369
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:26,000
And win a prize even if it's rigged

370
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,120
l won't know when to stop

371
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,240
And you can leave off my lid

372
00:24:31,599 --> 00:24:34,840
And l won't even lose my fizz

373
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:39,280
l'll be the polka dots type

374
00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:44,920
l'll know the way back if you know the way

375
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:51,520
But ifyou are, l am quite all right

376
00:24:52,599 --> 00:24:55,960
Hiding today

377
00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:00,240
Jordana and l enjoyed a glorious
atavistic fortnight of lovemaking,

378
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,960
humiliating teachers and bullying the weak.

379
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,360
l've already turned these moments
into the Super-8 footage of memory.

380
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,680
Tomorrow l'll be stronger

381
00:25:15,519 --> 00:25:17,360
Running colourful

382
00:25:17,799 --> 00:25:21,480
No longer just in black and white

383
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:28,000
And quite all right hiding tonight

384
00:25:29,599 --> 00:25:34,760
And l will have a game on the coconut shy

385
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,920
And win a prize even if it's rigged

386
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:44,960
l won't know when to stop
and you can leave off my lid

387
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,840
And l won't even lose my fizz

388
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:53,240
l'll be the polka dots type

389
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:58,760
l'll probably swim through a few lagoons

390
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,120
l'll have a spring in my step

391
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,960
And l'll get there soon

392
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,040
To sing you a happy tune

393
00:26:08,079 --> 00:26:10,000
Tomorrow

394
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,840
And you'd better bring a change of clothes

395
00:26:13,079 --> 00:26:18,240
So we can sail our laughing pianos

396
00:26:19,319 --> 00:26:22,840
Along a beam of light

397
00:26:25,519 --> 00:26:31,800
But l'm quite all right hiding tonight

398
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,280
lt's fucking ridiculous! How long's it been?

399
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,440
Two weeks. It's fucking ridiculous!

400
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,520
l'm not bothered. We've as good as done it.

401
00:26:43,559 --> 00:26:46,560
Never take more than a week
between everything but and stuffing it in.

402
00:26:46,599 --> 00:26:48,480
She's taking the piss. Keiron, back me up.

403
00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:50,480
- She's taking the piss, man.
- Thank you.

404
00:26:50,519 --> 00:26:52,440
Watch out, she's looking.

405
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,120
ls she still looking?

406
00:26:57,559 --> 00:26:59,080
Yep.

407
00:26:59,839 --> 00:27:02,840
Jordana hates any place
that could be termed romantic.

408
00:27:03,279 --> 00:27:06,520
With this in mind, l took her to
one of myfavourite industrial estates,

409
00:27:06,559 --> 00:27:08,480
for some quality oneonone time.

410
00:27:16,759 --> 00:27:18,680
This is nice, isn't it?

411
00:27:20,079 --> 00:27:22,000
JORDANA: Yeah, it's not bad.

412
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,000
OLIVER:
l mean, you know, we get on pretty well.

413
00:27:25,559 --> 00:27:27,480
JORDANA: Yeah, it's fun.

414
00:27:28,599 --> 00:27:30,920
And we're getting more and more intimate.

415
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:32,480
lntimate?

416
00:27:32,519 --> 00:27:35,560
Yeah, you know, we've done things.
We've been intimate.

417
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:38,040
We have been intimate, yeah.

418
00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:43,200
My parents are going to the cinema
on Thursday.

419
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,400
lt's a tradition. They go every Thursday evening.

420
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,360
So what l'm saying is, it's empty.

421
00:27:48,759 --> 00:27:51,120
The house. On Thursday. The house is empty.

422
00:27:51,559 --> 00:27:53,840
On Thursday evening, it's an empty house.

423
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,800
So what do you think?

424
00:27:55,839 --> 00:27:58,640
Are you asking me to come round
and have sex with you?

425
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,840
lf l say yes, does that lessen
the chance of you wanting to?

426
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,680
Before l answer that,
l just want to check one thing.

427
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,200
- Yeah, sure. What is it?
- It's quite serious.

428
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:11,080
Of course, yeah. Go ahead, you should
be able to ask what you want to ask.

429
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,240
Will the house be empty?

430
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,800
Write down the reasons why l should.

431
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,360
OK.

432
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:40,240
lt's Thursday. You're going to the cinema?
You should leave.

433
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,560
ls that what you wear to lounge around?

434
00:28:42,599 --> 00:28:44,800
Your father doesn't want to go out
all of a sudden.

435
00:28:44,839 --> 00:28:47,920
l've been looking forward to it.
l didn't realise there'd be others.

436
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,400
- They're our neighbours.
- Who, the ninjas?

437
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,040
lt's Thursday, our cinema night.
It's not a free-for-all.

438
00:28:53,079 --> 00:28:55,680
Do not call them ninjas, Oliver. It's racist.

439
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:56,960
He's white.

440
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,200
They don't strike me as big Eric Rohmer fans.

441
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,400
Why don't the three of you just go and see
some tat at the Odeon?

442
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,240
- l'll just stay in.
- You should both go.

443
00:29:04,279 --> 00:29:06,200
- So rude, Lloyd.
- (Doorbell)

444
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,240
(Rings again)

445
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,600
Oh, for God's sake.

446
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,600
- Oh, Graham.
- Whoa!

447
00:29:22,039 --> 00:29:24,000
- Oh, not really...
- Hey.

448
00:29:24,039 --> 00:29:25,920
- Oh, thanks.
- (Chuckles)

449
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,880
Are you all right?

450
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,000
- Whoargh!
- (Giggles)

451
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,760
You look lovely.

452
00:29:31,799 --> 00:29:34,240
- Thank you very much.
- Sorry l'm a bit early.

453
00:29:34,279 --> 00:29:37,920
lt's just, there's a fantastic
noodle bar right next to the cinema.

454
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,320
Kim-Lin and l would love to take
you and Lloyd...

455
00:29:40,359 --> 00:29:42,240
- Ninjas.
- My treat.

456
00:29:42,279 --> 00:29:44,800
- Very sweet.
- No need to take two cars, right?

457
00:29:44,839 --> 00:29:46,400
Plenty of room in the van.

458
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,840
Do you mind jumping in the back, here, Lloyd?

459
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,800
Hop right in there,
make yourself comfortable.

460
00:29:55,279 --> 00:29:57,200
All right there, buddy? Great.

461
00:29:57,759 --> 00:29:59,680
(Van starts)

462
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,640
(Clock ticking)

463
00:30:45,079 --> 00:30:47,000
(Wind howling)

464
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,040
(Doorbell rings)

465
00:31:09,119 --> 00:31:11,040
Thanks for living up a fucking hill.

466
00:31:13,119 --> 00:31:15,920
Sorry, l had to er...go to the toilet.

467
00:31:16,599 --> 00:31:18,520
l'm OK now. It doesn't matter.

468
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,960
Just gonna top this up quickly.

469
00:31:22,759 --> 00:31:24,680
There we go.

470
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,680
To us, and a wonderful evening of lovemaking.

471
00:31:32,119 --> 00:31:33,800
Can you just get off my shoulders?

472
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,160
l'm just directing you, just...

473
00:31:36,759 --> 00:31:40,240
Right, OK, just don't open them.
l'll tell you when. Stay there.

474
00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:47,520
- What, now?
- Yeah.

475
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,520
Fucking hell, you're a serial killer.

476
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,400
l'm sorry for that.
l didn't know whether you'd like it.

477
00:31:54,839 --> 00:31:57,160
But we can learn from it. l've learned from it.

478
00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:00,360
l think you've learned from it.
Maybe we could start again.

479
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,200
- l've gotta go home.
- OK, cool. You should go home.

480
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:07,280
l'll give you this. It's just a letter
l was gonna give you. Just take it.

481
00:32:07,319 --> 00:32:09,240
lt's nothing.

482
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,840
- Sorry, but...
- No, no, l... Yeah...

483
00:32:12,279 --> 00:32:14,200
- You...
- OK, bye.

484
00:32:27,839 --> 00:32:30,840
Dear Jordana, thank you for letting me
explore your pe_ect body.

485
00:32:31,279 --> 00:32:32,480
l could drink your blood.

486
00:32:32,519 --> 00:32:35,680
You're the only person l would allow
to be shrunk to microscopic size

487
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,000
and swim inside me
in a tiny submersible machine.

488
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:40,800
We've lost our virginity
but it wasn't like losing anything.

489
00:32:40,839 --> 00:32:44,840
You're too good for me.
You're too good for anyone. Sincerely, Oliver.

490
00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:28,960
Don't get cocky.

491
00:33:35,319 --> 00:33:37,240
(Wind howls)

492
00:33:42,599 --> 00:33:44,520
- (Door slams)
- How was the film?

493
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,360
l'm going to bed.

494
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,960
lt's nice to see something lightweight
once in a while,

495
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,520
that you don't have to think about.

496
00:33:50,559 --> 00:33:52,320
Relationships are tough, aren't they?

497
00:33:52,599 --> 00:33:54,520
You should be in bed, Oliver.

498
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,840
Tonight, l stumbled across
an encyclopaedia entry on ultrasound.

499
00:34:02,279 --> 00:34:06,040
Ultrasound is a sound vibration
too high mequency to be audible.

500
00:34:06,079 --> 00:34:08,840
lt was _rst developed to locate
submerged objects -

501
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,640
submarines, depth charges, Atlantis and such.

502
00:34:12,679 --> 00:34:14,680
Some animals, like bats, dolphins and dogs

503
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,080
can hear within the ultrasonic mequency.

504
00:34:17,119 --> 00:34:19,160
But no human can.

505
00:34:19,199 --> 00:34:21,880
Noone can truly know
what anyone thinks orfeels.

506
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,840
What's inside Mum?

507
00:34:24,119 --> 00:34:25,440
What's inside Dad?

508
00:34:26,639 --> 00:34:28,240
What's inside Jordana?

509
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,760
We're all travelling under the radar, undetected.

510
00:34:33,199 --> 00:34:35,120
And noone can do a thing about it.

511
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:38,320
- Any more word mom Graham?
- Nothing to report, Jackie.

512
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,440
- We went to the cinema as normal.
- How did that go?

513
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,800
Awkward, ofcourse.

514
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,440
Lloyd sulked
because we watched Crocodile Dundee

515
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:48,160
rather than one of his dark numbers,
l don't know.

516
00:34:48,199 --> 00:34:51,080
But l really laughed.
l thought it was very charming.

517
00:34:51,119 --> 00:34:54,680
And l could see why someone like her
would go for someone like him.

518
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:58,160
Graham is still very attractive.
He probablyfelt threatened.

519
00:34:58,199 --> 00:35:01,160
Lloyd is far too sem-involved
to feel threatened, Jackie.

520
00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:03,120
He knows Graham was your_rst love...

521
00:35:03,159 --> 00:35:05,080
- He wasn't my_rst love.
- Come on.

522
00:35:05,119 --> 00:35:06,560
- l was 18.
- Pardon?

523
00:35:06,599 --> 00:35:09,000
1 8. Look, l've got to go. l'll call you back.

524
00:35:09,039 --> 00:35:11,040
Actually, l'll see you tomorrow, OK.

525
00:35:11,559 --> 00:35:12,880
(Hangs up)

526
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,880
Lloyd?

527
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,200
Were you listening in to that?

528
00:35:17,639 --> 00:35:19,560
LLOYD: Sorry, what?

529
00:35:19,599 --> 00:35:21,800
l could hear you breathe, Lloyd.

530
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:30,320
Why hadn't my parents told me
that Graham was Mum's _rst love?

531
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:34,040
No wonder their cinema outing
had ended in such a schism.

532
00:35:34,079 --> 00:35:36,840
l can only assume the subject
of wife-swapping was raised

533
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,720
and Dad didn'tfeel emotionally ready.

534
00:35:39,199 --> 00:35:41,400
ls it possible that Mum would cheat on Dad?

535
00:35:42,159 --> 00:35:43,520
Will they get divorced?

536
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,240
They don't even row.

537
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,200
They just have discussions.

538
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,480
l'm going to have to increase my surveillance.

539
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,280
Good night, Oliver.

540
00:36:48,599 --> 00:36:50,520
(Wind howls)

541
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,920
(Grunts enthusiastically)

542
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,320
Yargh, yargh, yargh!

543
00:37:12,599 --> 00:37:14,520
Yargh, yargh, yargh!

544
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,160
Yargh!

545
00:37:25,159 --> 00:37:27,080
(Gulls screeching)

546
00:37:30,679 --> 00:37:32,600
Thank you very much, Jeff.

547
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:36,200
l got you these books.
They're really meaningful to me.

548
00:37:36,639 --> 00:37:39,760
This is Shakespeare's most mature work,
miles better than Hamlet.

549
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,560
Just more developed thematically.

550
00:37:41,599 --> 00:37:45,280
And this is Nietzsche, one ofthe most
influential philosophers of modern time.

551
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,320
l don't agree with all he says
but he makes some interesting points.

552
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,920
And this is The Catcher In The Rye,
a great modern American novel.

553
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,880
Salinger's very influential.

554
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,440
Why are you doing this?

555
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:59,000
l thought it'd be nice to get some
mutual interest, now we've had sex,

556
00:37:59,039 --> 00:38:01,360
other than spitting and setting things on fire.

557
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,320
Why would l want to be more like you?

558
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,560
Just try not to crack the spines or burn them.

559
00:38:05,599 --> 00:38:08,960
We should get in. It starts in an hour.
l want to get a good seat.

560
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,280
lt's rude to leave a film before it's finished.

561
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:15,040
- Who to?
- The film-makers.

562
00:38:15,079 --> 00:38:16,520
- How do they know?
- They just do.

563
00:38:16,559 --> 00:38:18,240
- How?
- They do.

564
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:21,400
- There wasn't even any sound on it.
- There was never intended to be.

565
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,480
- Then why did they write it?
- Kiss me.

566
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,440
(Laughing) Get off me!

567
00:38:26,159 --> 00:38:28,560
- What are you doing?
- Just kiss me.

568
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,120
(Laughing) Get the fuck off me, you freak.

569
00:38:35,599 --> 00:38:37,480
That was fucking ridiculous.

570
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,400
''Kiss me!'' Who says that?

571
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,120
- It was a kiss. l tried to be romantic.
- What the fuck?

572
00:38:42,159 --> 00:38:44,640
- You were crushing my face.
- Yeah, in a romantic way.

573
00:38:44,679 --> 00:38:46,080
l'm not in the mood.

574
00:38:47,599 --> 00:38:50,360
lt seems pretty clear
that Mum is having an amair.

575
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:54,160
Why else would she be at the hairdresser's
with Graham the ninja?

576
00:38:54,199 --> 00:38:56,800
He probably makes sure
all his prospective sex partners

577
00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:00,120
are salon mesh before impregnating them
with a ninja love child.

578
00:39:00,159 --> 00:39:00,880
Cheers.

579
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:04,240
Mum normallyjust gets a trim
mom her work colleague Jackie.

580
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,440
But now l think of it,
she did mention her hair the other day.

581
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,280
l used to have long hair like her.

582
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:11,640
Hm?

583
00:39:11,679 --> 00:39:13,600
l used to have long hair, remember?

584
00:39:13,639 --> 00:39:15,560
Hm, yes.

585
00:39:15,599 --> 00:39:17,480
Pretty, isn't she?

586
00:39:17,519 --> 00:39:18,560
l dunno.

587
00:39:18,599 --> 00:39:20,520
Do you like my hair long?

588
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:22,640
- Er...
- Or short like now?

589
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:27,120
Well, you know...
l like your hair no matter how long it is.

590
00:39:27,559 --> 00:39:29,280
But did you prefer it long?

591
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:30,760
Either way's good.

592
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,160
No opinion.

593
00:39:32,199 --> 00:39:34,120
Well, it's up to you.

594
00:39:34,159 --> 00:39:36,720
So it wouldn't bother you if l shaved it all off?

595
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,200
Not if it made you happy.

596
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:40,320
lf you want to shave off your hair, you should.

597
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,360
Why would l shave my hair off, Lloyd?
What a stupid idea.

598
00:39:44,639 --> 00:39:45,920
Yeah.

599
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,320
l can imagine my mum calmly leaving one day
while Dad helps her pack.

600
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,840
So er...got any plans?

601
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:56,200
No, not really.

602
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:58,160
No, just...

603
00:39:58,199 --> 00:40:00,120
see how it goes, really.

604
00:40:31,039 --> 00:40:33,440
Are you planning on getting dressed today?

605
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,360
- Do you want to take the car?
- That's fine.

606
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,840
l'm going to work from home today
so if you want to take the car...

607
00:40:41,159 --> 00:40:43,960
l was planning on going to see
one of Graham's talks tonight.

608
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,840
- OK.
- You don't mind?

609
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,640
- Why would l mind?
- It just means l won't be in tonight.

610
00:40:48,679 --> 00:40:51,560
- l'll make sure l keep myself busy.
- Oliver, you coming?

611
00:40:51,599 --> 00:40:54,000
- l'd like a moment with my father.
- Lovely.

612
00:40:54,039 --> 00:40:55,960
l'll see you in the car.

613
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,160
(Turns tap on)

614
00:41:00,599 --> 00:41:02,600
l think Mum might be having an affair.

615
00:41:02,639 --> 00:41:04,560
Can you turn the tap off, please?

616
00:41:05,559 --> 00:41:08,880
l saw her in town with Graham
and heard her on the phone talking about him.

617
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,040
You shouldn't be spying on people.

618
00:41:11,079 --> 00:41:14,360
l just saw them and accidentally
picked up the phone. Aren't you worried?

619
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,760
- Graham's an old friend of Mum's.
- They've met up.

620
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,680
- Yes.
- So you're condoning this affair?

621
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:22,040
There is no affair. He's just some bloke
l stole your mother from.

622
00:41:22,079 --> 00:41:24,400
So you admit they have a history?

623
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,800
l think you should go to your mother now, OK?

624
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:33,720
- Thanks, Mum.
- Just a second, we're early.

625
00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,080
How are things with Jordana?

626
00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:37,440
Fine.

627
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:41,240
- You ever going to let us meet her?
- Maybe if you get a terminal illness.

628
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,320
So things are serious between you two?

629
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,960
lt may seem like a big deal now
but it probably won't matter when you're my age.

630
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:47,760
38?

631
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,040
- Just be careful.
- l always use condoms.

632
00:41:50,079 --> 00:41:51,040
Good.

633
00:41:51,079 --> 00:41:54,640
You know that your dad and l
are going through a bit of a tough time.

634
00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:58,000
And l want you to know
we really appreciate you trying to help.

635
00:41:58,039 --> 00:42:00,800
- l'm not trying to help.
- You're a loud whisperer.

636
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,760
You shouldn't spy on people.

637
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,720
Why have you been meeting Graham?

638
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:08,680
Graham is an old friend and has had
relationship problems with Kim-Lin.

639
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:10,640
He needed someone he could talk to.

640
00:42:10,679 --> 00:42:13,280
- So he might be single soon?
- Goodbye, Oliver.

641
00:42:17,559 --> 00:42:18,680
- Mum?
- Yes?

642
00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:20,600
Who would you save first in a fire,

643
00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:24,040
given the hypothetical situation
that Dad and l were equally hard to save?

644
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:26,720
l'd go for you but l'd feel bad for your father.

645
00:42:27,159 --> 00:42:28,960
OK.

646
00:42:43,079 --> 00:42:45,000
- Kiss me!
- What?

647
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:46,360
(Laughs)

648
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,640
l still can't believe you fucking said it.

649
00:42:48,679 --> 00:42:51,560
l did not say it in a high-pitched...
like a little mouse.

650
00:42:51,599 --> 00:42:53,600
- You cried it.
- Come on, we're late.

651
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:59,160
- That gap gets smaller every day.
- What are you doing tonight?

652
00:42:59,599 --> 00:43:01,320
l'm busy tonight.

653
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:02,840
Doing what?

654
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,600
As in, l've got stuffto do. Busy.

655
00:43:04,639 --> 00:43:07,240
No, you never have anything to do.
What are you doing?

656
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,760
GRAHAM: What is light?

657
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:11,920
What is light?

658
00:43:13,639 --> 00:43:16,400
How important is light?

659
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,880
OK, let's think about that for a minute.

660
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:24,600
Cos it seems very basic and banal but it's not.
It's loaded.

661
00:43:24,639 --> 00:43:26,280
lt's a bloody nail bomb.

662
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:31,440
l think light is probably
the most important gift we have

663
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,800
from the universe.

664
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:37,000
And if you asked any intelligent bloody writer,

665
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,560
like Professor Hawking or anybody ofthat ilk,

666
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,800
he could talk to you...

667
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:48,120
for about, l don't know, a year...

668
00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:50,640
just about bloody light!

669
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:54,280
We don't want to be in the dark,

670
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:56,520
being fiddled with.

671
00:43:56,559 --> 00:43:58,480
That's for sure.

672
00:43:58,519 --> 00:44:00,440
How's my dad meant to compete?

673
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,400
The only time l saw him enthral a room

674
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:06,040
was when he gave a talk about
the disappearance of a giant sturgeon.

675
00:44:06,079 --> 00:44:08,920
Sturgeons are royal fish, since the 1 4th century,

676
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,320
and, if caught,
they do become property ofthe Crown.

677
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,080
So, yes, we're treating the matter as suspicious.

678
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,680
How deep is the ocean?

679
00:44:18,119 --> 00:44:22,280
Seven miles at its deepest point,
but on average, six miles as a rule ofthumb.

680
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,320
But no fish could live down there.

681
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:28,120
There's no light, of course,
and the pressure is far too great.

682
00:44:28,159 --> 00:44:30,680
Any human who found themselves at that level,

683
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:32,640
well, they would die immediately.

684
00:44:32,679 --> 00:44:35,440
They would implode.
They wouldn't stand a chance.

685
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,400
But in answer to your question,

686
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,800
the ocean is six miles deep.

687
00:44:42,639 --> 00:44:44,520
l am a prism.

688
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:46,880
That's not mad.

689
00:44:47,119 --> 00:44:49,920
OK? l am a prism, l am light.

690
00:44:50,599 --> 00:44:52,520
l am lucid.

691
00:44:53,079 --> 00:44:55,360
l am exciting and delicious.

692
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,000
Thanks very much for today.
You've been fantastic.

693
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:12,680
Well done.

694
00:45:13,119 --> 00:45:15,480
- It seemed to go pretty well.
- Oh, yes, yes.

695
00:45:15,519 --> 00:45:17,440
l think they...

696
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,960
- They loved it.
- Did you enjoy it?

697
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,600
Absolutely.

698
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,400
A lot to take in.

699
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,760
- But it was silly, right?
- No, no.

700
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,760
- You think l'm silly?
- No, l don't.

701
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,280
- It's OK.
- l don't. l don't.

702
00:45:30,679 --> 00:45:32,600
l didn't ask for this, Jill.

703
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,520
This gift, it's... It's like a burden to me.

704
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:37,920
Sure.

705
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:40,240
Yeah, you must be exhausted.

706
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,360
l split up with Kim-Lin.

707
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,840
Oh, no. Oh, dear.

708
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,720
Let her go.

709
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,040
- She was young, right?
- l'm really sorry.

710
00:45:51,079 --> 00:45:54,000
- It's all good.
- Anyway, l'd better... l'd better go.

711
00:45:54,039 --> 00:45:56,000
- Gonna come next week?
- Er...

712
00:45:56,199 --> 00:45:58,240
- l can?
- You'd better.

713
00:45:58,679 --> 00:46:01,040
Sure. l'll check my diary.

714
00:46:01,079 --> 00:46:03,680
- Bring Lloyd.
- Um...

715
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:05,640
OK. l don't think it's really...

716
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,440
..his cup of... l'll ask.

717
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:10,800
lf you ask him...

718
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,760
he will come.

719
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,200
- l'll see what l can do.
- Right.

720
00:46:17,639 --> 00:46:20,360
- Thank you again. You're very good.
- Ciao, Jill.

721
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,280
- Watch yourself.
- Thank you.

722
00:46:23,159 --> 00:46:25,080
Bye-bye.

723
00:46:34,559 --> 00:46:36,480
l'm watching you.

724
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,440
And by being in balance
with the colours around them,

725
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,120
with a healthy colour glow around themselves,

726
00:46:45,159 --> 00:46:47,080
they're living a fumlled life.

727
00:46:47,119 --> 00:46:52,320
So when you're in a crisis, it doesn't
feel like the waves are crashing on you,

728
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,960
itfeels like you canjust stand
under those waves

729
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,320
and let them do their business,

730
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:03,360
and then get a towel and bloody dry yoursemom,
and go about your day.

731
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,760
That's what it means.

732
00:47:05,119 --> 00:47:06,600
My mum is the exact type of person

733
00:47:07,039 --> 00:47:09,480
who is susceptible to this mystic bullshit.

734
00:47:09,519 --> 00:47:11,320
l can picture her telling Jackie at work

735
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:12,600
how it's a bit over the top

736
00:47:12,639 --> 00:47:14,200
but there's something in it.

737
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,160
lf my dad radiated a colour,

738
00:47:16,199 --> 00:47:18,160
it'd be ochre or eggshell.

739
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,880
He knows the numberfor the pothole
helpline om by heart.

740
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,200
lt's about a foot in diameter.
It's a bit of a concern.

741
00:47:25,599 --> 00:47:26,760
(Whispers) Pothole.

742
00:47:27,199 --> 00:47:30,000
Yes, that's right, Lloyd Tate.
Oh, hi, how are you?

743
00:47:30,039 --> 00:47:33,600
He was the _rst person in our village
to install double gla_ing.

744
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:37,400
lt's from Dad.

745
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,760
He ruins every Christmas.

746
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,720
lt's a kettle.

747
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:43,440
Great.

748
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,200
..how extraordinary they are.

749
00:47:46,599 --> 00:47:48,520
Because they've forgotten, right?

750
00:47:49,519 --> 00:47:52,120
OLIVER: Maybe it's time forDad
to rip om his vest again.

751
00:47:52,559 --> 00:47:55,800
l mean, it's a bit over the top,
but l think there's something in it.

752
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,560
Yes, yes. Good turnout, was it?

753
00:47:57,599 --> 00:47:59,120
l'm going out for a bit.

754
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:02,960
The question was, do l tell Jordana
about this Graham situation?

755
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,320
l mean, we'd had sex.

756
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,120
Wouldn't it spoil things
if l suddenly got emotional?

757
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,720
l decided to soften the blow
with some light arson.

758
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:20,480
You don't talk about your parents much.

759
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:24,800
- l mean, do they get on?
- Yeah, they get on.

760
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:28,800
Mine get on as well. It's good, isn't it?
It's important that they get on.

761
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,440
So everything's fine at home,
everything's OK?

762
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,440
Cos everything's fine with me.

763
00:48:34,199 --> 00:48:36,320
Actually, my mum's not well at the moment.

764
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,480
They get on, you know.

765
00:48:38,519 --> 00:48:40,040
That's the main thing.

766
00:48:40,559 --> 00:48:41,680
Yeah.

767
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,000
Sorry, did you say your mum wasn't well?

768
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:47,280
Yeah.

769
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,400
Why, what's wrong?

770
00:48:51,199 --> 00:48:53,120
She's got...

771
00:48:53,559 --> 00:48:56,480
it's called...medulloblastoma.

772
00:49:00,639 --> 00:49:02,240
What does it mean?

773
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,200
lt means she's got a brain tumour.

774
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,160
Oh, no.

775
00:49:14,159 --> 00:49:16,480
Con_ding in Jordana was now impossible.

776
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:18,920
Her mother had cancer.

777
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:23,760
And in the Top Trumps of parental problems,
cancer beats potential in_delity.

778
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,240
l would have to travel this road secretly,

779
00:49:27,679 --> 00:49:29,400
unaided,

780
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,240
a renegade,

781
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,120
a solitary samurai.

782
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:52,720
(plays)

783
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,920
Things were a lot less fun since
Jordana's mother might die

784
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:11,040
and my parents' marriage
started falling apart.

785
00:50:11,079 --> 00:50:13,720
l've been working on strategies
to solve both problems.

786
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:17,160
l bought my dad some new aftershave,
but l'm drawing a blank on the cancer.

787
00:50:21,559 --> 00:50:24,760
C_1P_. You're fucked. Even if her mum
is terminal, it can still take ages.

788
00:50:25,199 --> 00:50:26,520
Please, Chip, shut up.

789
00:50:26,559 --> 00:50:28,360
This is not what you signed up for.

790
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:31,240
This is about dipping your wick.
You've done that, game over.

791
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,400
She'll be in no mood to put out any more.

792
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:34,920
No more Yuletide logging for you,

793
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:38,200
unlike me, who shall be rolling in it
throughout the festive period.

794
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,240
Do you actually pre-prepare these lines?

795
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,200
l just split lines as they come to me.

796
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:45,040
You've got to shut the shit down.
Keiron, get my back.

797
00:50:45,079 --> 00:50:46,960
- With extreme prejudice.
- Thank you.

798
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,200
- Nothing's changed.
- Do what you want. Remember two things:

799
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:52,120
one - treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.

800
00:50:52,159 --> 00:50:54,080
Two - don't mix family and bush.

801
00:50:54,119 --> 00:50:57,280
Get the fuck out of here.
Merry Christmas. Have a good 'un.

802
00:50:58,039 --> 00:50:59,400
You all right?

803
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:03,080
You've gotta shut this shit down.
It's fucking ridiculous.

804
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:08,880
ALEX TURNER: Glass In The Park

805
00:51:15,679 --> 00:51:18,160
Ifthere's glass in the park

806
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:23,440
Darling, l can't help but keep

807
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:27,960
Making appointments to sweep

808
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:32,080
Beneath the climbing frame

809
00:51:33,519 --> 00:51:37,040
Ifthe sun's in your eyes

810
00:51:37,599 --> 00:51:41,680
l'll tighten your blindfold, baby

811
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:46,360
Don't worry, your foot won't get cut

812
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:50,160
Strut carelessly

813
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,520
l've been taking my duty as a bo_iend
seriously.

814
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,760
Last night, l reread the book
l Only Want What's Best For You.

815
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,360
l remembered a chapter that says:

816
00:51:58,400 --> 00:51:59,880
(Reads)

817
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:11,040
lt's therefore in Jordana's interest
that her dog dies before her mother does.

818
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:13,400
Then we can get things back on track.

819
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:14,800
(Phone rings)

820
00:52:19,119 --> 00:52:21,000
Oliver Tate.

821
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,360
OK, calm down.

822
00:52:24,079 --> 00:52:26,840
What happened?

823
00:52:28,159 --> 00:52:30,400
There was no need to poison Jordana's dog

824
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:33,360
because Jordana's dog
hadjust been hit by a train.

825
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,280
l scraped his remains
into the bin liner l'd brought.

826
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:39,800
The death of a pet makes it easier
to accept the death of a parent.

827
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:43,360
l could feel the tension betNeen Jordana and l
start to slip away.

828
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:57,360
Oh!

829
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,000
No, of course, l'm sorry. l just...

830
00:53:00,039 --> 00:53:01,960
l thought...

831
00:53:03,639 --> 00:53:05,560
We should bury him.

832
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,520
No, l don't think we should.

833
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,040
Foxes dig up dead animals and eat them.

834
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,840
What should we do, then?

835
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,920
Well, there's this thing the Vikings used to do.

836
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,360
Jude would like to meet you.

837
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:31,520
- Who's Jude?
- My mum.

838
00:53:31,559 --> 00:53:33,360
Since when have you called her Jude?

839
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:35,320
Since she might die in two weeks.

840
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:36,600
Right.

841
00:53:37,199 --> 00:53:39,120
So, do you wanna come?

842
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:47,200
The Bevans had Christmas dinner early
in case it was the last one they had.

843
00:53:47,639 --> 00:53:49,880
l hoped it wouldn't be,
cos the turkey was quite dry

844
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:52,480
and the spouts had turned mushy
and out offocus.

845
00:53:52,519 --> 00:53:53,880
This is crackin', love.

846
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,640
Yeah, it's great. Thank you, Mrs Bevan.

847
00:53:55,679 --> 00:53:57,120
This is my last warning.

848
00:53:57,159 --> 00:53:58,160
lt's Jude.

849
00:53:58,199 --> 00:54:01,520
So, l hear from my little girl
that you've stolen her heart.

850
00:54:01,559 --> 00:54:02,320
Dad...

851
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:05,000
Let me tell you,
if you're lucky enough to find an angel,

852
00:54:07,519 --> 00:54:09,840
hold onto her with everything you've got.

853
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,280
Oh, these fucking lights!

854
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:18,200
Cheap shit.

855
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:23,640
Oh, come on.

856
00:54:24,559 --> 00:54:28,240
You're acting like l'm dead already.

857
00:54:28,679 --> 00:54:30,040
Come on.

858
00:54:30,079 --> 00:54:32,360
lt'd take more than
some silly tumour to kill me.

859
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,960
- It might not.
- Oh, come on, now. Don't be daft.

860
00:54:37,079 --> 00:54:39,000
- Sorry.
- All right.

861
00:54:39,559 --> 00:54:41,480
Oh, it's all right, darling. Ssh.

862
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,200
- Come here.
- Sorry, love.

863
00:54:44,639 --> 00:54:45,920
Are you all right? Come on.

864
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:47,640
- Come on.
- Sorry, sorry.

865
00:54:47,679 --> 00:54:48,360
Sorry.

866
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:49,440
- All right?
- Yeah.

867
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,520
l'm fine. l'm fine. Give us a cudge.

868
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,640
Listen... Thank you.

869
00:54:54,079 --> 00:54:55,760
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

870
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:59,080
Thank you for looking after Jordana,
for walking through the fire with her.

871
00:54:59,119 --> 00:55:00,800
- Thank you. Appreciate it.
- No.

872
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,080
- No, we both do.
- He's a good boy, isn't he?

873
00:55:03,119 --> 00:55:04,680
Part ofthe family now. Deal?

874
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:06,080
- Deal?
- Deal.

875
00:55:06,119 --> 00:55:07,480
Family, deal.

876
00:55:07,519 --> 00:55:08,760
Deal, yes?

877
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,760
There we fucking go.

878
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:33,080
Maybe you should come to the hospital
this Friday.

879
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:37,240
Mum will have had her operation by then
and we can visit.

880
00:55:37,679 --> 00:55:40,960
- If you felt like it.
- Er, Friday.

881
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,000
l've got to do some Christmas shopping.

882
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:44,920
- What?
- l always leave it too late.

883
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:47,280
- l want to get you something good.
- Mother might die.

884
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:48,440
- l know.
- Do you care,

885
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:50,520
- or couldn't you give a fuck?
- l do, clearly.

886
00:55:50,559 --> 00:55:52,080
l'll come. When is it?

887
00:55:52,119 --> 00:55:53,800
Friday.

888
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,320
Great, yeah.

889
00:55:56,760 --> 00:56:00,520
Yeah, Friday's good for me, actually.
Yeah, l can do that. Excellent.

890
00:56:00,559 --> 00:56:02,680
Your skin's better. You're allergic to the dog.

891
00:56:03,039 --> 00:56:04,600
l'm eating better.

892
00:56:05,039 --> 00:56:06,520
Following Mum's special diet.

893
00:56:06,559 --> 00:56:08,520
ls that because ofthe...

894
00:56:08,559 --> 00:56:10,480
We eat lots of ginger now.

895
00:56:10,519 --> 00:56:12,440
So, Friday.

896
00:56:12,679 --> 00:56:14,400
The visiting hours are six till eight.

897
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:15,920
Got it. Six till eight.

898
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:17,680
l'll meet you there.

899
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:19,600
OK.

900
00:56:19,639 --> 00:56:22,120
l'm sorry l'm like this.

901
00:56:22,159 --> 00:56:24,720
- l dunno. l'm sorry.
- No, it's fine.

902
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:28,720
- Don't think you have to wait. It's cold.
- No, it's fine. l'll wait.

903
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,440
l've got you these matches.

904
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:32,400
Your favourite.

905
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,040
l noticed the way you light a match.

906
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,920
The flame is the same shape
as a falling tear.

907
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:40,480
l knew then it was too late to save her.

908
00:56:41,199 --> 00:56:43,320
She'd gone gooey in the middle.

909
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:46,800
From now on she'll buy little gifts
for herfavourite teachers

910
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:50,040
and she'll admire the scenery
and she'll buy soup for homeless people.

911
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:52,560
And she'll never burn my leg here again.

912
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:58,000
- Maybe l will go. It's pretty cold.
- Yeah.

913
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:00,400
OK.

914
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:10,200
Good night.

915
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:29,160
TV_. When l discovered
l could see these colours in people,

916
00:57:29,599 --> 00:57:32,720
it took a long time because l was
in such a state of anxiety.

917
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:37,160
lt was when l started to be comfortable with it
and stopped trying to resist it,

918
00:57:37,199 --> 00:57:39,120
it started to nourish me.

919
00:57:39,159 --> 00:57:41,600
And l could relax around it and be in it.

920
00:57:41,639 --> 00:57:45,120
Then l started to make
more of an understanding of it.

921
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,120
Well, it's um...

922
00:57:52,559 --> 00:57:54,480
lt's interesting.

923
00:57:55,719 --> 00:57:58,240
He's really working that third eye, isn't he?

924
00:57:59,119 --> 00:58:01,320
lt's just a metaphor, Lloyd.

925
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,800
Oh, no, no, no. l mean, it's good, yes.

926
00:58:04,599 --> 00:58:06,800
l like the whole colour coding thing.

927
00:58:07,239 --> 00:58:10,280
Well, l'd like to go again.

928
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:12,240
l'd like you to be there, so...

929
00:58:13,599 --> 00:58:17,240
- You want us to go?
- Yes, l do.

930
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:19,400
Right.

931
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:21,480
Do l have to bring shorts?

932
00:58:21,559 --> 00:58:25,400
- It's on this Friday, so...
- Right, OK, yeah.

933
00:58:28,039 --> 00:58:29,960
What, are you coming or...

934
00:58:30,639 --> 00:58:33,680
Well, l'm intrigued, yeah.

935
00:58:34,119 --> 00:58:36,320
- For sure.
- This Friday. This Friday.

936
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:37,480
- This Friday?
- Mm-hm.

937
00:58:37,519 --> 00:58:39,320
OK, yep, yep.

938
00:58:40,039 --> 00:58:42,200
- Thank you.
- Mm.

939
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,560
Don't let me down. OK?

940
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:48,240
The most fantastical way
people experience the Graham T Purvis system

941
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:49,600
is to come to the seminar.

942
00:58:49,639 --> 00:58:51,560
Oliver, what are you doing?

943
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:55,120
..have been mind-blowing.
l've seen lives change.

944
00:58:55,559 --> 00:58:57,480
lt's just incredible.

945
00:58:57,719 --> 00:59:03,520
l wish on a global scale
that people could get the message.

946
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,680
Wouldn't it be just wonde_ul?

947
00:59:08,519 --> 00:59:10,240
Friday...

948
00:59:10,679 --> 00:59:12,760
l'll be OK. l'll be...

949
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,560
l'll be fine. l'll be all right.

950
00:59:15,599 --> 00:59:17,520
Yeah, l'll be OK.

951
00:59:17,559 --> 00:59:19,320
Yeah.

952
00:59:25,559 --> 00:59:27,480
(Low breathing via a ventilator)

953
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:35,880
(Volume of breathing increases)

954
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,400
You should go in.

955
01:00:39,079 --> 01:00:41,000
(Birdsong)

956
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:50,240
(Wind whistles)

957
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,760
Dad, aren't you going to Graham's thing?

958
01:01:01,199 --> 01:01:03,840
- Hm?
- Graham's thing. It's Friday.

959
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:05,720
l thought you were going out.

960
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:07,920
Yeah, l'm meant to be at the hospital.

961
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:10,640
Well, you should get along then, l suppose.

962
01:01:10,679 --> 01:01:12,800
Yeah. Yeah, l will. Yeah, l should go.

963
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:20,200
Right, l'm off out.

964
01:01:21,639 --> 01:01:23,880
l'll see you, then.

965
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:26,640
Bye.

966
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:33,120
Dad, who would you save first in a house fire,

967
01:01:33,559 --> 01:01:35,040
given the hypothetical situation

968
01:01:35,079 --> 01:01:37,360
that both Mum and l
were equally difficult to save?

969
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:38,640
l'd save your mother first,

970
01:01:38,679 --> 01:01:42,200
so we had a better chance
ofworking together to save you.

971
01:01:55,519 --> 01:01:57,760
Do you often feel like this?

972
01:01:58,199 --> 01:01:59,440
Like what?

973
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:02,440
- Tired?
- Down in the dumps.

974
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:06,040
Quite often.

975
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,400
How long for?

976
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,400
Since l was about your age, l suppose.

977
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:13,760
What does it feel like?

978
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:17,880
Like being underwater.

979
01:02:18,639 --> 01:02:21,440
ls that why you became a marine biologist?

980
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:23,760
Maybe, yeah.

981
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:25,720
Have you always liked fish?

982
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:28,400
l suppose so.

983
01:02:29,159 --> 01:02:32,560
l just sort of drifted into it, really.
No pun intended.

984
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,920
And does Mum mind?

985
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:37,680
l think she'd rather l earnt more money.

986
01:02:38,119 --> 01:02:40,040
No, you being underwater.

987
01:02:40,079 --> 01:02:41,080
Oh.

988
01:02:41,119 --> 01:02:42,720
Yeah, no.

989
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:45,040
l'm sure she'd rather l wasn't.

990
01:02:45,079 --> 01:02:47,600
lt's not very pleasant.

991
01:02:48,159 --> 01:02:50,120
The ocean is six miles deep, isn't it?

992
01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:54,440
Well remembered. Yeah.

993
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:59,040
(Phone rings)

994
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:01,240
Could be Mum.

995
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:03,200
Or Jordana.

996
01:03:03,239 --> 01:03:05,200
(Phone continues ringing)

997
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:11,720
(Front door shuts)

998
01:03:21,719 --> 01:03:23,640
(Phone rings)

999
01:03:32,079 --> 01:03:34,000
(Ringing tone)

1000
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:45,760
l haven't spoken to Jordana about her mother
because there's only tNo possible outcomes.

1001
01:03:46,199 --> 01:03:47,920
Either the operation was a success,

1002
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:50,880
in which case she'll be too relieved
to be angry with me for long,

1003
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:52,120
or her mother was dead,

1004
01:03:52,159 --> 01:03:54,960
in which case she needs privacy
and time to grieve.

1005
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:58,680
During this brief hiatus,
l can help save my parents' marriage

1006
01:03:59,119 --> 01:04:02,320
and then resume my duties
as the best bo_iend in the world.

1007
01:04:26,239 --> 01:04:28,160
Oliver.

1008
01:04:28,599 --> 01:04:29,640
Yes?

1009
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,280
- What's this?
- l don't know.

1010
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:32,600
- What is this?
- A letter.

1011
01:04:32,639 --> 01:04:34,520
- l don't know what's in it.
- l think you do.

1012
01:04:34,559 --> 01:04:36,480
Why did you write this, Oliver?

1013
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,320
This isn't funny.

1014
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:41,160
lf l did write it, and l'm not as yet
admitting that l did,

1015
01:04:41,199 --> 01:04:43,400
it'd be because l spoke to Dad.
This is what he wants.

1016
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:46,040
- You spoke to Dad?
- He knows he's been imperfect.

1017
01:04:46,079 --> 01:04:47,720
What did you talk about, Oliver?

1018
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:49,680
Listen,

1019
01:04:50,199 --> 01:04:51,600
he still finds you attractive.

1020
01:04:52,039 --> 01:04:53,960
He still wants to make love to you.

1021
01:04:55,239 --> 01:04:56,480
Are you making this up?

1022
01:04:56,920 --> 01:05:00,080
Me and Dad have discussed it.
We both want to make this marriage work.

1023
01:05:00,119 --> 01:05:01,720
Are you with us?

1024
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:12,320
(Door shuts)

1025
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,320
(Front door slams)

1026
01:05:29,559 --> 01:05:31,000
(Car engine starts)

1027
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:48,280
_1LL_. Going to the beach with Graham.
l will not be back tonight.

1028
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:22,400
OLIVER: On New Year's E_e,
everyone mom town goes to the beach.

1029
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:25,440
Chip said, if a girl won't get omwith you
on New Year's Eve,

1030
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:26,960
you may as well cut it om.

1031
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,400
l'm starting to think that we may grow apart.

1032
01:06:29,639 --> 01:06:31,360
l don't want a mystic ninja as a stepdad.

1033
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:33,920
l don't want to be mom a broken home
like Chip's,

1034
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:38,400
wearing tracksuit tops instead of coats
and taking gateway drugs in shopping malls.

1035
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:40,120
l want myfamily back.

1036
01:06:40,159 --> 01:06:42,080
l don't want anything to change.

1037
01:07:32,519 --> 01:07:34,920
(Fireworks explode)

1038
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:37,520
The celebrations are really kicking in, right?

1039
01:07:37,559 --> 01:07:38,880
Yeah.

1040
01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:40,840
lt distresses tiny animals.

1041
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:43,160
- You can relax, right?
- Mm.

1042
01:07:43,599 --> 01:07:46,080
- There's some lovely massage oils.
- Great. OK.

1043
01:07:46,119 --> 01:07:47,520
ln you get.

1044
01:07:47,559 --> 01:07:49,480
All right.

1045
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:54,760
(Fireworks explode)

1046
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:57,880
(Whistles from crowd on beach)

1047
01:08:06,159 --> 01:08:08,080
(Mutters)

1048
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:38,920
l have no idea what l'm hoping to achieve
by breaking into Graham's house.

1049
01:08:39,359 --> 01:08:41,440
l just want to give him
the idea that l'm deranged

1050
01:08:41,479 --> 01:08:43,520
and therefore capable of anything.

1051
01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:46,560
This will probably involve me urinating
or something.

1052
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:54,560
l need a fucking drink.

1053
01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:59,160
(Whispers)

1054
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:01,360
l'm doing it. Just do it.

1055
01:09:01,399 --> 01:09:03,080
Just do it...

1056
01:09:03,119 --> 01:09:04,240
Just do it.

1057
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:15,560
OK.

1058
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:17,400
Feel my piss.

1059
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:19,640
Oh, come on.

1060
01:09:20,079 --> 01:09:22,000
Come on.

1061
01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:25,080
Oh, for fuck...

1062
01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:27,440
Fuck.

1063
01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:28,840
lt's fine.

1064
01:09:29,279 --> 01:09:31,200
Come on. Just...

1065
01:09:32,199 --> 01:09:34,120
(Mutters)

1066
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:37,440
Fucking piss on your face, you fucking freak.

1067
01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:42,440
For fuck's sake, just come on. Loosen up.

1068
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:51,560
Oh, here we go.

1069
01:09:52,239 --> 01:09:53,760
(Trickle)

1070
01:09:54,439 --> 01:09:55,640
OK, that'll do it.

1071
01:10:01,159 --> 01:10:02,680
Jesus Christ.

1072
01:10:06,520 --> 01:10:08,000
Fuck.

1073
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:11,880
(Coughs)

1074
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:15,680
(Retches)

1075
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:24,560
(Coughs)

1076
01:10:30,039 --> 01:10:31,960
Kim-Lin?

1077
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,920
ls that you?

1078
01:10:37,039 --> 01:10:38,960
Do you still have a key?

1079
01:10:40,199 --> 01:10:42,120
That's very naughty.

1080
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:48,720
Oh, this is fun, isn't it?

1081
01:10:50,399 --> 01:10:52,400
What kind of protest's this, then, eh?

1082
01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:55,280
Huh?

1083
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:59,080
How much more ofthis bizarre behaviour
do l have to endure?

1084
01:11:10,279 --> 01:11:12,040
(Exhales) Nearly went red there.

1085
01:11:12,479 --> 01:11:14,640
Come on, up you get, sweetheart.

1086
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:16,600
l'm just try...

1087
01:11:20,359 --> 01:11:22,240
My name is not Kim-Lin.

1088
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:25,200
My name is Oliver Tate.

1089
01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:27,160
(Doorbell rings)

1090
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:32,000
Hello.

1091
01:11:33,479 --> 01:11:35,400
Hello.

1092
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:38,480
Hello!

1093
01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:48,840
LLOYD: Knock, knock.

1094
01:11:50,399 --> 01:11:52,120
How are you feeling?

1095
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:54,480
l saw Mum with Graham at the beach.

1096
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:56,440
Mm. Mum told me everything.

1097
01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:59,040
Did she say she went into the van
with his face on it?

1098
01:11:59,479 --> 01:12:00,360
Yes.

1099
01:12:00,399 --> 01:12:02,800
Did she say what happened in the van
with his face on it?

1100
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:03,920
Yes.

1101
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:05,600
Aren't you angry?

1102
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:07,560
Worse things have happened at sea, Ol.

1103
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:10,160
- What did happen?
- That's between your mother and l.

1104
01:12:10,199 --> 01:12:12,200
JILL: Lloyd, l think it best we be honest.

1105
01:12:12,239 --> 01:12:13,600
Sweet pea,

1106
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:15,560
l gave Graham a handjob.

1107
01:12:17,199 --> 01:12:19,760
ls there anything you'd like to say about that?

1108
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:22,440
- Lloyd, do you want to add anything?
- No.

1109
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:27,200
OK. Well, l was drunk
and l was trying to relax Graham.

1110
01:12:27,239 --> 01:12:29,720
- It was a silly thing to do.
- Mm.

1111
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:31,080
Thank you.

1112
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:33,440
Your father and l have discussed it

1113
01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:37,840
and if it's OK with everyone,
that's the last we'll say about it.

1114
01:12:38,279 --> 01:12:40,200
OK? Thank you.

1115
01:12:40,279 --> 01:12:43,920
ls there anything
you'd like to talk about now, huh?

1116
01:12:45,479 --> 01:12:48,160
Me and Jordana
are having relationship problems.

1117
01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:51,000
- Oh.
- It's difficult.

1118
01:12:51,039 --> 01:12:53,440
l suppose it won't matter when l'm 38 but...

1119
01:12:53,479 --> 01:12:54,800
l'm upset about it.

1120
01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:56,560
You should be more angry with her.

1121
01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:58,520
Why would l be angry with Jordana?

1122
01:12:59,079 --> 01:13:00,360
Oh, you mean me.

1123
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:02,400
Yes. No, no. Well, you know, l am.

1124
01:13:02,439 --> 01:13:04,360
Yeah, l'm upset.

1125
01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:08,120
We should go back to sleep, though.

1126
01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:10,080
Yeah.

1127
01:13:10,119 --> 01:13:13,680
We're not going to punish you now
but we're going to talk about what you've done.

1128
01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:15,040
What about what you've done?

1129
01:13:15,079 --> 01:13:16,520
OK, don't push it, Ol.

1130
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:19,760
Well, we'll talk about that too
but you should go back to sleep now, OK?

1131
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:22,120
- OK.
- Mm?

1132
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:25,720
Right.

1133
01:13:57,680 --> 01:13:59,480
_ORQAMA_. Dear Oliver, l tried to tell you

1134
01:13:59,920 --> 01:14:03,280
but l _gure you'll only probably believe me
if it's in writing. It's over.

1135
01:14:03,319 --> 01:14:05,320
l enclose my lighter as a parting gift for you.

1136
01:14:05,359 --> 01:14:07,720
Also, l think you should know,
l've found someone else.

1137
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:10,000
When we're in school together,
try not to look upset.

1138
01:14:10,039 --> 01:14:12,080
l know you're a good actor.

1139
01:14:12,119 --> 01:14:16,200
PS: You were right about
my being allergic to dogs. l got tested.

1140
01:14:16,239 --> 01:14:19,000
Oh, and in case you're interested,
my mum's fine now.

1141
01:14:19,039 --> 01:14:21,200
Sorry if it made you feel awkward.

1142
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:30,400
ALEX TURNER:
It's Hard To Get Around The Wind

1143
01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:37,000
It's like you're trying to get to heaven
in a hurry

1144
01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:40,360
And the queue was shorter
than you thought it'd be

1145
01:14:40,399 --> 01:14:45,720
And the doorman says,
You need to get a wrist band

1146
01:14:46,039 --> 01:14:49,440
You got a lift between the pitfalls

1147
01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:53,120
But you're looking like you're low on energy

1148
01:14:53,159 --> 01:14:58,480
Did you get out and walk
to ensure you'd miss the quicksand?

1149
01:14:59,199 --> 01:15:01,000
Could you tell her l called?

1150
01:15:01,439 --> 01:15:04,560
Looking for a new place to begin
- It's Oliver. Oliver Tate.

1151
01:15:05,159 --> 01:15:07,000
Oh, yeah, she's got my number.

1152
01:15:07,439 --> 01:15:11,040
Feeling like it's hard to understand

1153
01:15:12,359 --> 01:15:18,200
But as long as you still keep peppering the pill

1154
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:23,520
You'll find a way to spit it out again

1155
01:15:25,079 --> 01:15:30,920
And even when you know
the way it's gonna blow

1156
01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:39,320
It's hard to get around the wind

1157
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:41,680
None of this will matter when l'm 38.

1158
01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:45,000
But it's been tNo months
since Jordana last spoke to me.

1159
01:15:45,039 --> 01:15:47,200
Her new bo_iend has an incredibly long neck.

1160
01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:52,320
Just thinking about girames makes me angry.

1161
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:55,720
l wish l could hand in this excuse note.

1162
01:15:56,159 --> 01:15:57,360
''Dear Mr Davey,

1163
01:15:57,399 --> 01:16:00,400
Please may Oliver be excused from class.
His tiny heart is broken.

1164
01:16:00,439 --> 01:16:02,360
Yours sincerely, Lloyd Tate.''

1165
01:16:03,039 --> 01:16:05,240
Stretching out the neck on your evening

1166
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:08,800
Trying to even out some deficit

1167
01:16:09,239 --> 01:16:14,520
But it's sabre-toothed, multi-ball confusion

1168
01:16:15,359 --> 01:16:18,880
And you can shriek until you're hollow

1169
01:16:19,319 --> 01:16:22,320
Or whisper it the other way

1170
01:16:22,359 --> 01:16:27,440
Trying to save the youth
without putting your shoes on

1171
01:16:29,520 --> 01:16:33,560
Looking for a new place to begin

1172
01:16:36,359 --> 01:16:40,000
- Is he all right?
- He's fine. Just leave him.

1173
01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:47,280
As long as you still keep peppering the pill

1174
01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:52,640
You'll find a way to spit it out again

1175
01:16:54,239 --> 01:16:59,920
And even when you know
the way it's gonna blow

1176
01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:05,440
It's hard

1177
01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:10,440
To get around the wind

1178
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:14,640
ln my other recurring dream,
l mentally rehearse the end scene.

1179
01:17:15,079 --> 01:17:18,040
The one where it's getting dark
and l mistake a girl for Jordana.

1180
01:17:18,079 --> 01:17:21,280
A girl with the exact same mame
and the exact same hair.

1181
01:17:21,319 --> 01:17:24,400
And when she turns around,
l see herface is nothing like Jordana's.

1182
01:17:24,439 --> 01:17:26,600
And she asks, ''Do l know you?''

1183
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:28,400
And l look traumatised and say...

1184
01:17:28,439 --> 01:17:30,120
No.

1185
01:17:30,159 --> 01:17:31,880
You don't know me.

1186
01:17:31,920 --> 01:17:33,880
You don't know me at all.

1187
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,480
I
l think this will matter when l'm older
when l'm 38.

1188
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:39,240
Don't you knock any more?

1189
01:17:39,279 --> 01:17:40,280
Sorry, Oliver. What?

1190
01:17:40,319 --> 01:17:42,680
Jordana... l think it will matter when l'm older.

1191
01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:44,160
Yeah, course it will.

1192
01:17:44,199 --> 01:17:46,160
OK, well... Good night.

1193
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:53,960
And l can hear you through my window

1194
01:17:54,399 --> 01:17:57,520
But l'm never quite sure who is who

1195
01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:02,840
But they want the world on a dessert spoon

1196
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:06,760
It always sounds like they're fighting

1197
01:18:07,199 --> 01:18:10,800
Or as ifthat's what they're about to do

1198
01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:12,840
It might not hurt now

1199
01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:16,120
But it's gonna hurt soon

1200
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:28,760
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1201
01:18:30,279 --> 01:18:32,840
You've got to be shitting me.

1202
01:18:33,279 --> 01:18:34,000
Pritchard.

1203
01:18:34,039 --> 01:18:36,400
Pritchard, take a look at this.
It's as funny as fuck.

1204
01:18:36,439 --> 01:18:38,640
MR DUNTHORNE: All right, whose note is that?

1205
01:18:43,239 --> 01:18:45,880
lt's mine.

1206
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:49,720
Thank you, Oliver, for your refreshing honesty.

1207
01:18:50,159 --> 01:18:52,280
But you know the rules.
Up you come, read it out.

1208
01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:34,440
(Clears throat)

1209
01:19:36,159 --> 01:19:37,880
lt was just a joke?

1210
01:19:38,319 --> 01:19:39,480
Yeah.

1211
01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:42,400
OK, well, as l say,
if it was just a joke then that's fine.

1212
01:19:42,439 --> 01:19:45,360
But if ever you have serious feelings

1213
01:19:45,399 --> 01:19:48,640
of, you know, difficulty

1214
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:50,000
or sadness

1215
01:19:50,039 --> 01:19:53,360
or any negative feelings that you want
to talk about, feel free to come and...

1216
01:19:53,399 --> 01:19:54,640
l know, l know, yeah.

1217
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:56,040
l can talk to you about that.

1218
01:19:56,079 --> 01:19:57,680
OK. l don't want to embarrass you

1219
01:19:57,720 --> 01:20:01,680
but l just wanted you to know that
l'm open to talking whenever you want.

1220
01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:02,920
Yeah. OK.

1221
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:03,880
Cool.

1222
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:05,360
Good.

1223
01:20:05,399 --> 01:20:07,800
Nice one, Ol. Nice one, you fuck-muppet.

1224
01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:10,800
Why write stuff like that?
Perhaps people are right and you are gay.

1225
01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:13,880
''Jordana, l love you. l want to
have your babies, get married.''

1226
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:15,040
What the fuck?

1227
01:20:15,079 --> 01:20:18,680
- Fuck you, Chips.
- What the fuck are you up to, you fool?

1228
01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:33,760
What?

1229
01:20:34,199 --> 01:20:35,920
- You're a loser.
- Go and see the girl

1230
01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:37,800
- who doesn't like you.
- l'll be back.

1231
01:20:37,840 --> 01:20:39,400
l'll hit you in the face.

1232
01:20:43,279 --> 01:20:46,080
Can l have a word, please, in private,
without him?

1233
01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:47,880
l'm fine here.

1234
01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:50,320
Sorry l didn't come to the hospital.

1235
01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:52,480
l thought my parents were going to split up

1236
01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:54,680
and l didn't want to look weak
or things to change.

1237
01:20:54,720 --> 01:20:57,000
(Whispers)
My mum gave a hand-job to a mystic.

1238
01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:01,800
Look, l was frightened.

1239
01:21:02,279 --> 01:21:04,040
l'm full of regret.

1240
01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:13,000
This is the moment where you leave him
and come with me.

1241
01:21:17,239 --> 01:21:18,960
ls it?

1242
01:21:19,399 --> 01:21:21,280
Yeah.

1243
01:21:21,319 --> 01:21:23,240
Are you coming?

1244
01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:27,520
No.

1245
01:21:38,880 --> 01:21:40,280
(Chips laughs)

1246
01:21:52,479 --> 01:21:54,400
(Seagulls cry)

1247
01:22:36,239 --> 01:22:39,200
l don't know if l've come of age
but l'm certainly older now.

1248
01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:43,200
l feel shrunken, as if there's
a tiny ancient Oliver Tate inside me

1249
01:22:43,239 --> 01:22:46,000
operating the levers of
a life-si_e Oliver-shaped shell.

1250
01:22:46,039 --> 01:22:48,240
A shell on which a decrepit picture show

1251
01:22:48,279 --> 01:22:50,200
replays the same handful of images.

1252
01:23:06,119 --> 01:23:10,120
Every night l come to the same place
and wait till the sky catches up with my mood.

1253
01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:13,280
The pattern is set.

1254
01:23:13,720 --> 01:23:16,960
This is, no doubt, the end.

1255
01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:33,840
Jordana!

1256
01:23:42,439 --> 01:23:44,080
Jordana!

1257
01:23:47,159 --> 01:23:49,080
lt is you.

1258
01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:51,640
l didn't think it'd be you. l...

1259
01:23:52,279 --> 01:23:55,520
l thought it'd be like a film
where the girl turns round and it's not the...

1260
01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:57,560
You've got a new dog. You're allergic.

1261
01:23:57,600 --> 01:23:59,160
- Oliver.
- Where's your boyfriend?

1262
01:23:59,199 --> 01:24:00,560
He's not my boyfriend.

1263
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:03,320
Your skin's looking bad, terrible.
It's probably the dog.

1264
01:24:03,359 --> 01:24:05,200
l don't care about my fucking skin.

1265
01:24:05,239 --> 01:24:08,320
- Why on earth did you get a new dog?
- Because l like dogs, OK?

1266
01:24:08,359 --> 01:24:10,000
Why are you such a total dick?

1267
01:24:10,039 --> 01:24:11,960
l don't know.

1268
01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:15,080
l was crying earlier. My eyes are probably red.

1269
01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:16,560
They look fine.

1270
01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:18,760
No, well, maybe they don't go red when l cry.

1271
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:20,720
lt happens to some.

1272
01:24:22,920 --> 01:24:24,680
You were horrible to me.

1273
01:24:26,760 --> 01:24:29,160
l know. l made a mistake.

1274
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:32,040
l made a mistake.
What do you want me to say?

1275
01:24:36,479 --> 01:24:38,160
- Ask me how deep the ocean is.
- Shut up.

1276
01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:39,720
Go on, just ask me.

1277
01:24:39,760 --> 01:24:41,240
- Why?
- Because l know the answer.

1278
01:24:41,279 --> 01:24:43,040
- Oh, do you?
- Yeah. l do.

1279
01:24:43,079 --> 01:24:44,560
- How deep?
- l'm not going to say.

1280
01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:46,520
l'm broken-hearted.

1281
01:24:47,239 --> 01:24:49,240
- The ocean is six miles deep.
- Good.

1282
01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:38,440
ALEX TURNER: Piledriver Waltz

1283
01:26:53,760 --> 01:26:56,880
l etched the face of a stopwatch

1284
01:26:57,319 --> 01:27:00,520
On the back of a raindrop

1285
01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:03,200
And did a swap for the sand

1286
01:27:03,239 --> 01:27:06,120
In an hourglass

1287
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:10,000
l heard an unhappy ending

1288
01:27:10,439 --> 01:27:13,600
It sort of sounds like you leaving

1289
01:27:13,640 --> 01:27:16,840
l heard the Piledriver Waltz

1290
01:27:16,880 --> 01:27:20,120
It woke me up this morning

1291
01:27:26,399 --> 01:27:29,320
You look like you've been for breakfast

1292
01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:32,880
At the Heartbreak Hotel

1293
01:27:32,920 --> 01:27:34,640
And sat in the back booth

1294
01:27:34,680 --> 01:27:39,480
By the pamphlets and the literature

1295
01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:41,120
On how to lose

1296
01:27:41,159 --> 01:27:45,160
Your waitress was miserable

1297
01:27:45,199 --> 01:27:47,320
And so was your food

1298
01:27:47,359 --> 01:27:49,840
If you're going to try and walk on water

1299
01:27:49,880 --> 01:27:51,240
Make sure you wear

1300
01:27:51,279 --> 01:27:55,000
Your comfortable shoes

1301
01:27:55,039 --> 01:27:58,240
Mysteries flashing amber

1302
01:27:58,279 --> 01:28:00,720
Go green when you answer

1303
01:28:00,760 --> 01:28:04,800
But the red on the rest ofthe questionnaire

1304
01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:08,040
Never changes

1305
01:28:08,079 --> 01:28:11,320
l heard the news that you're planning

1306
01:28:11,359 --> 01:28:14,560
To shoot me out of a cannon

1307
01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:17,840
l heard the Piledriver Waltz

1308
01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:22,840
It woke me up this morning

1309
01:28:27,359 --> 01:28:30,360
You look like you've been for breakfast

1310
01:28:30,800 --> 01:28:33,840
At the Heartbreak Hotel

1311
01:28:33,880 --> 01:28:35,760
And sat in the back booth

1312
01:28:35,800 --> 01:28:40,480
By the pamphlets and the literature

1313
01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:42,680
On how to lose

1314
01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:45,960
Your waitress was miserable

1315
01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:48,320
And so was your food

1316
01:28:48,359 --> 01:28:49,680
If you're going to try

1317
01:28:49,720 --> 01:28:51,040
And walk on water

1318
01:28:51,079 --> 01:28:52,280
Make sure you wear

1319
01:28:52,319 --> 01:28:55,960
Your comfortable shoes

1320
01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:58,920
Oh-oh-oh

1321
01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:02,640
The Piledriver

1322
01:29:36,159 --> 01:29:38,080
ALEX TURNER: Stuck On The Puzzle

1323
01:29:47,399 --> 01:29:49,720
l'm not the kind of fool

1324
01:29:50,159 --> 01:29:53,400
Who's going to sit and sing to you

1325
01:29:54,600 --> 01:29:57,360
About stars, girl

1326
01:29:57,880 --> 01:30:00,760
But last night l looked up into

1327
01:30:01,199 --> 01:30:04,120
The dark half ofthe blue

1328
01:30:04,680 --> 01:30:08,080
And they'd gone backwards

1329
01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:11,200
Something in your magnetism

1330
01:30:11,640 --> 01:30:14,000
Must have pissed them off

1331
01:30:14,600 --> 01:30:19,080
Forcing them to get an early night

1332
01:30:20,880 --> 01:30:25,320
l have been searching
from the bottom to the top

1333
01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:28,280
For such a sight

1334
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:31,440
As the one l caught when l saw

1335
01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:37,040
Your fingers dimming the lights

1336
01:30:37,520 --> 01:30:42,280
Like you're used to being told
that you're trouble

1337
01:30:43,600 --> 01:30:48,600
And l spent all night

1338
01:30:49,119 --> 01:30:52,040
Stuck on the puzzle

1339
01:30:56,119 --> 01:30:57,760
Nobody l asked

1340
01:30:58,199 --> 01:31:00,520
Knew how we came to be

1341
01:31:00,560 --> 01:31:02,960
The one to who

1342
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:06,280
You surrendered

1343
01:31:06,439 --> 01:31:10,080
Any man who wasn't led away

1344
01:31:10,520 --> 01:31:13,400
Into the other room

1345
01:31:13,439 --> 01:31:17,240
Stood pretending

1346
01:31:17,279 --> 01:31:20,040
That something in your magnetism

1347
01:31:20,079 --> 01:31:22,360
Hadn't just made him drop

1348
01:31:22,920 --> 01:31:24,640
Whoever's hand it was

1349
01:31:25,079 --> 01:31:27,480
That he was holding

1350
01:31:28,840 --> 01:31:30,920
l have been searching

1351
01:31:31,359 --> 01:31:33,960
From the bottom to the top

1352
01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:36,760
For such a sight

1353
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:39,760
As the one l caught when l saw

1354
01:31:40,199 --> 01:31:45,240
Your fingers dimming the lights

1355
01:31:45,680 --> 01:31:48,320
Like you're used to being told

1356
01:31:48,760 --> 01:31:50,680
That you're trouble

1357
01:31:51,920 --> 01:31:57,000
And l spent all night

1358
01:31:57,479 --> 01:32:00,080
Stuck on the puzzle

1359
01:32:03,479 --> 01:32:08,200
l tried to swim to the side

1360
01:32:09,880 --> 01:32:14,120
But my feet got caught in the middle

1361
01:32:16,359 --> 01:32:20,200
And l thought l'd seen the light

1362
01:32:21,119 --> 01:32:23,040
But, oh, no

1363
01:32:25,479 --> 01:32:29,360
l was just stuck on the puzzle

1364
01:32:32,479 --> 01:32:37,000
Stuck on the puzzle