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(men)WJLM
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Whoo! Hotlanta, home of the Hawks,
the Atlanta Stomp,
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and that fine-ass Michael Vick!
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Michael, if you out there listening,
come on over to WJLM
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and touch down on a sister's backside.
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Your girl Helen's got an end zone
you wouldn't believe, baby!
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Holler at your girl!
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(singing along)Call me any time
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Call me
If you need someone to talk to
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Call me
Satisfaction guaranteed...
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- Darnelle, you see my blue sweater?
- Leave me alone.
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I know you been dipping in my closet,
and I'm not going anywhere until...
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- Leave me alone.
- You missed.
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Hey, Nana.
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Oh, look at you! Come on, sit down, baby.
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No, thanks. I'm late.
Have you seen my blue sweater?
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- No, I ain't seen it. Go ask your mama.
- Mama!
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Stop screaming. I'm back here.
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- OK.
- Satisfaction guaranteed...
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- You almost ready?
- I can't find my blue sweater.
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That's because
it's in the truck where you left it.
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- OK, I guess I'm ready.
- Not with that pimp hat on.
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Mom, it's not a pimp hat, it's fashion.
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- Alicia Keys has the same one.
- Good for her. Lose the hat.
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Why send me to a performing arts school
if I can't be creative or express myself?
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Sounds like a contradiction to me.
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"Sounds like a contradiction to me."
Lose the hat and the attitude.
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I'll meet you in the car. Go ahead.
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- Vanessa!
- Yeah?
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Do these pants make my butt look big?
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- Yeah, they do.
- Perfect.
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Call me
If you need someone to talk to...
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I'm out of here. I'll mess with it at the shop.
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- I see my blue sweater.
- Yep.
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Hi!
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- (sighs)
- Told you.
- Go ahead, get out.
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Wait. Fly me some fingers.
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- All right, have a good day. Love you.
- Love you, too.
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Can't believe it. She was right.
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Hollering with Helen in the morning
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Hotlanta, how y'all is?
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I hope y'all feeling something like me.
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I reckon y'all checking my good mood,
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'cause your girl Helen
is doing quite well, thank you.
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One of my many mens-es came through
last night and got crunk with my trunk.
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He got a sister smiling like she just got
a $1,000-credit increase on her gas card
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and ready to get pumped!
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Y'all know I ain't lying to you.
Just keeping it real, for real, for real.
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Holler at your girl Helen. I'll holler.
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Don't even worry about it. I'll get the hair.
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Yeah, Wednesday at ten.
All right, bye-bye.
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No, no, I can't go.
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I have my consultation later.
Finally getting those implants.
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Yeah. Dr Kopelin says
it'll take a week or so to recover,
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but I'll be so doped up
on Vicodin, who cares?
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OK, I'll talk to you later.
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Joanne, Joanne, Joanne, girl,
I'm telling you, don't do it.
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You'll be with your boyfriend, he squeeze
too hard, that thing fly out your mouth.
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You don't need that. You know why?
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- Why?
- Because you are beautiful.
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- Oh, my God, Gina! It's amazing.
- Well, you know.
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You have to give me
that conditioner you make.
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You gotta keep that on the low, because
Jorge only likes us using Jorge products.
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Forget Jorge. You're the best thing
that ever happened to him.
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(Austrian accent)
I thought the best thing
to ever happen to Jorge's was Jorge.
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My God, Joanne, you look fantastic.
You look incredible.
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- Wow. So, when you getting the implants?
- Soon.
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Jorge, you have a gem on your hands.
Gina is a miracle worker.
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Yeah. She's a... worker.
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OK.
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Sweetie, I gotta run. I've got crow's-feet
screaming for some Botox, so, next week?
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- I'll be here.
- OK.
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- Jorge.
- Mwa! Great to see you, baby.
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- So, Gina, nice work.
- Thanks. Just doing what I do.
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Yeah, well, just remember
that in doing what you do,
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you're doing what I do, the person
whose name is on the moniker, ja?
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"My nigga"? What?
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(snorts)
Gina. Moniker.
As in the name on the building.
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OK? So, that being said,
you just have a marvellous day, ja?
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You need to learn how to pronounce that.
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Jorge's time of the month again?
Let's go get some lunch.
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I could use some air. You got a dictionary?
I gotta look up "ma-nigga".
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- Moniker?
- Ma-nigga.
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- Ma-nigger?
- That's what I thought he said.
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- My nigger?
- Don't say that. Whites can't say that.
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But that's what I thought Jorge said!
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The guy can do some hair. Well, he can
work a flip. But he's a idiot to work for.
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You got a chair. I'm stuck in shampoo hell.
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- Girl, you'll get out.
- Oh, dear God, let it be soon!
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I been dyin' to show you something.
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Pictures from a hair show I worked
last weekend. Those are my models.
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What?
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- Wow! You did this?
- Uh-huh.
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Girl, this is good.
Jorge is trippin' not giving you a chair.
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- Well, you always got a chair in my shop.
- Why, thank you!
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Well, when I get a shop.
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What do you want a shop for?
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I always wanted my own shop.
Sell my own products.
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Vanessa getting into that music school
just... moved it from Chicago to here.
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- But it'll happen.
- It will.
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Until then, I'm just gonna kick back,
stack my chips at Jorge's...
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And try not to kill him.
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(sprightly classical piano)
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- She can play, can't she?
- Yeah, just like her daddy.
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Rest his soul.
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She don't have the same passion for it
since he died, though.
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But all I got to do is hear her play, to know
why I put up with Jorge's nonsense.
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I want my daughter to have the best.
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Hell, all I want from my daughter is some
common sense and some clothes that fit.
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Gina, the girl put on a pair of pants that
came down to the top of her burning bush.
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That girl make me
mad enough to chew bricks.
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Don't mess your dental work up over it.
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- I don't know.
- She gonna be all right.
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You look fantastic. We going to make
another appointment, ja?
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- Ja.
Thank you, Jorge.
- Great to see you.
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Don't be afraid to hop on top. A man like a
lady in the streets, a freak in the bedroom.
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You got seven kids? I'm telling you...
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Terri is here. I must go to Pilates.
Please make sure that she's taken care of.
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- OK, soon as I square away Mrs Dexter.
- Pronto, Gina.
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Fine, Jorge. Right away.
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You might want to find a frame for your
memories. Preferably not one from K-Mart.
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Jorge's was not Best Designed Salon
for having Scottish tape on some mirrors.
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OK, I go now.
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- Gina!
- Hey, Terri. How you doing?
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Come on, get comfortable.
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(sighs)
I'm having this major party
for Steven and a few of his clients.
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I just have to look remarkable. I have to.
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So, I was hoping you would do
a little magic on me.
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I think I can conjure up something.
You know what? Lynn, I got this.
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Why don't you go finish
setting Mrs Dexter for me?
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I don't know. I was just supposed
to shampoo till an available chair opens.
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- Well, do you see me at my chair?
- No.
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Then it's open.
Go ahead, girl, do your thing.
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OK.
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Come on back.
Tell me about this dinner party.
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Big party.
But I've got everything under control.
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I have caterers, um...
the kids all have play dates...
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- That's good to hear.
- Life is really good.
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- You having problems with Steven again?
- Oh, yeah, I am. I am.
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He just looks at me like he hates me.
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- He does.
- Come on, now.
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Don't even worry about it.
I got my special conditioner for that, so...
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I don't know. I try to please him.
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- I've bought sex toys.
- Did you get them Chinese balls?
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- Do you think that'll work?
- Oh, man. That's the move right there.
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I hear they make men go crazy. You just
sneak 'em up in there and then go "Brrrr!"
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I don't know about that!
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- Ow!
- Shampooer.
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I guess.
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So, drink a lot of water, take those vitamins
and come on back next week, OK?
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Thank you, Gina.
Your cream has just saved my hair.
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Take care now. Have fun! Don't stress!
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Hello, shampooing girl. I didn't say
you could leave the shampooing area.
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You should be shampooing, no?
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Lynn! Girl, you got some skills on you!
Look at this. This is great!
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Gina.
(tuts)
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- I hope I didn't get her in trouble.
- I hope not.
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This is not the way we do things here, ja?
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Look, it wasn't proper protocol, but you
were gone, and I was busy and Lynn...
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Lynn has her licence.
So I told her to take a shot.
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Oh. So you told her to take a shot.
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Yeah. And she dunked it.
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Gina. I don't care if she touchdowned it,
or any of your little street colloquialisms.
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You don't get to give shots here, OK?
I give the shots, unless you're diabetic.
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The stylists here work for me,
they don't work for you.
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So, if you wish to work here, I suggest
you give me some proper respect, ja?
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I showed you respect when I took care
of your client while you took a Pilates class.
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So, you wish to altercate with me?
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You have no idea what I wish to do
with you. You act like you own me.
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Gina. Gina, Gina, of course I do.
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Without me, you would be back in Chicago
washing hair in your mama's kitchen.
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- You wanna talk about my mama?
- Do I own you?
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- Have papers on you? No.
- Get your fingers out my face.
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- I've given you this lifestyle.
- Get your fingers out my face.
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And, like all things, what Jorge giveth,
Jorge can also taketh away.
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You know what?
I don't need a damn thing from you.
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And you cannot "taketh" anything away
from me. You know, I giveth it back. I quit.
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- You quit?
- Yeah, I don't need this. Shoot. I quit.
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Out of here. Snatch my picture off the wall!
Everybody knows I am the shit at Jorge's.
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And what's up with the K-Mart thing?
Is it 'cause I'm black? 'Cause I'm black?
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You're nothing without me. You're going
to fall flat on your ass, I promise you that.
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Well, I got a little cushion.
You wanna kiss it? I didn't think so!
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(sighs)
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- What you doing up?
- Can't sleep.
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I miss him.
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So do I.
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Does this mean I'm gonna
have to leave music school now?
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- No. Why would you say that, Vanessa?
- Because, Mom, you got fired.
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No. I quit. There's a difference.
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If I wanted to go get a job at a shop,
I could. But that's not where my heart is.
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It's time I owned something.
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I can't approve this.
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But didn't you read
my letters of recommendation?
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All very impressive, but, uh...
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But, uh... Miss Norris, see,
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you're missing what Southern Mutual
and Savings like to call the three C's.
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- Credit, collateral...
- Colour.
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No. Capital, something you could earn by
acquiring one of our secured credit cards,
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as opposed to you
throwing around your race one.
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- (watch alarm bleeps)
- Oh! And that's my lunch calling me,
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but, uh...nature's calling me first.
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So, Miss Norris, good day to you.
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(gasps)
Don't kill me.
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- (Gina grunts)
- Ow-ow-ow! Ow!
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Stay still, now, or I'm gonna mess around
and take your eye out. Last one.
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- Ow!
- OK, OK. Let me get a look at you.
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There, a new face at the bank.
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- You like it?
- Oh, you...
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Is that "yes" or is that the way you fight?
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No. I like it. I love it. Oh...
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Oh, I haven't seen this woman in years.
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Well, now you got her back.
Try not to lose her.
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All right, go get
that cutie bank manager now.
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Loan approved.
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- What?
- You got your loan.
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I got it? Oh, yes!
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(raps)Go, Gina, it's your birthday
I got a hundred-fifty thou...
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No, Gina, no. No, no. Not quite that much.
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That's cool. I'll take a hundred thous...
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- No, no, Gina.
- What? What? No?
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What? Like 95? 85?
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- I can work with seven... Lower?
- Thirty.
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Thirty thousand dollars?
What kind of shop can I buy with that?
224
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:27,000
Lord Jesus, have mercy! Somebody
swallowed the '70s and threw it up in here.
225
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,200
I've been in some messed-up salons,
but damn!
226
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,400
Ooh, girl, this is just straight-up nasty!
227
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,800
Thanks, Darnelle.
Tell me how you really feel (!)
228
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,400
- (jazz piano upstairs)
- Eeuw!
229
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,200
What's that supposed to be?
230
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:48,400
Oh... looks like some kind of skylight.
231
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,400
That look like a big ol' hole in the ceiling.
232
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,800
I got an electrician coming to look at that.
233
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000
- (rippling jazz piano)
- Listen to that.
234
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,400
Whoever's up there can play.
235
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:03,400
They need to stop. The realtor said I'd be
inheriting a few stylists, not a whole band.
236
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:08,800
Gina, let's just look at the blessing in it.
You've got your own beauty shop.
237
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,600
Be happy. It's yours.
238
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:17,200
Come on, let's make this place sparkle.
Turn this into Gina's! Turn that music on.
239
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:20,600
Tear the roof off, we gonna
Tear the roof off the mothersucker
240
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,400
Tear the roof off the sucker
241
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,000
Tear the roof off, we gonna
Tear the roof off the mothersucker
242
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,800
Tear the roof off the sucker
243
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,200
Tear the roof off, we gonna
Tear the roof off the mothersucker
244
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,800
Tear the roof off the sucker
245
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,800
Tear the roof off, we gonna
Tear the roof off the mothersucker
246
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,600
Tear the roof off the sucker
247
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,800
You got a real type of thing
Going down, gettin' down
248
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,200
There's a whole lot of rhythm
Going round
249
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:48,200
Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
250
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:53,000
Ow, we need the funk
We gotta have that funk
251
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:57,000
Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
252
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:01,600
Ow, we need the funk
We gotta have that funk
253
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:10,200
-La-la-la la-la
-Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, oww
254
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,000
Ow, we need the funk
255
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,200
We gotta have that funk...
256
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,200
There we go, Madam CJ.
257
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,200
- Hi, can I help you?
- Yes, ma'am.
258
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:30,200
I received a message yesterday.
Joe's Electrical Repairs. I'm Joe.
259
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:36,000
I found your card on Miss Angeline's desk.
You've done some work here before?
260
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,800
A little. Miss Angeline
wasn't into repair and upkeep.
261
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,800
Ha! Who you telling?
262
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,600
- It looks nice. You've done a great job.
- Thank you.
263
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,600
- And you are?
- Oh, I'm Gina. Sorry.
264
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:53,400
This is my mother-in-law Paulette and
her daughter Darnelle. My baby, Vanessa.
265
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,800
- Ladies.
- Hey.
266
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:00,400
So, you're familiar with the place.
How bad is it?
267
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:07,400
The place needs a lot of work.
Rotting wires, outdated sockets...
268
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,200
The main breaker keeps tripping.
269
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:15,200
- Is that a problem?
- Not if you like standing in the dark.
270
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,800
A lot needs to be done. A total upgrade.
271
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:23,000
Right now, I just need you
to take care of this one thing for me.
272
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:27,400
You see this hole in the ceiling?
That just ain't working for me.
273
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,400
Neither's the piano-playing
coming out of it.
274
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:35,400
I need those wires stuffed back up
in there so I can patch up the ceiling.
275
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,200
Can you do that?
276
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,800
I could, but that's not going
to solve your dilemma.
277
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:46,400
OK, so let's say I do the whole upgrade.
How much is that gonna cost me?
278
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,200
I'd say between four to six thousand.
279
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,600
(laughs)
Well, don't let the doorknob
hit you on the way out.
280
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,800
OK, then, good luck.
281
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,600
- Wait, wait. What about the ceiling?
- Don't look at it.
282
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:07,000
- I guess I'll ignore the piano-playing, huh?
- I'll try to play more quietly.
283
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,800
Hey. I play piano, too.
284
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:18,000
- Is that right, mademoiselle?
- Can I come up and play some time?
285
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,400
Vanessa.
286
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000
Maybe. We'll see, little one.
287
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,400
- Ladies, ciao.
- (chorusing) Bye.
288
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,800
Mama, I like him.
289
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,400
I know. And I like you
with this broom in your hand.
290
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:49,800
Oh, Gina, it's looking beautiful.
You think the ladies will like it tomorrow?
291
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:54,800
Compared to what they were working with
before we got here, they should love it.
292
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,200
- So, what don't you like about the place?
- I ain't saying I don't like it.
293
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,600
I just say, you know,
I don't think it's all o' that. That's all.
294
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:09,000
For real. It's gonna take more than a
paint job and some posters to impress me.
295
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,800
This woman had Popeyes
cater her wedding.
296
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,600
- It was Church's.
- It was chicken.
297
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:20,200
I had Gladys Knight Chicken and Waffles
cater mine. I still got waffles in the freezer.
298
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:24,200
- Let the woman who owns the shop talk.
- Thank you.
299
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,800
Say what you got to say. It's your shop.
300
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,400
- What I was trying to say...
- They ain't gonna listen.
301
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,600
Talk to us, go on. Go on.
302
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:42,600
- What I was trying to say was, no...
- I hope you're not raising the booth rent.
303
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:46,600
- Can't be coming out of pocket.
- I can't come out of pocket.
304
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:52,800
MJ got basketball camp, baby A-Rod need
a new stroller, and little Shaq need braces.
305
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,400
You got you a little Dream Team.
306
00:21:55,600 --> 00:22:00,000
Look, Auntie Gina, this one here
is Venus Serena Marion Jones, Jr.
307
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,200
Right, that's... that's Auntie Gina's baby.
308
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:08,200
OK. So, um... look, as of right now,
no, I'm not gonna raise the booth rent,
309
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,600
but I will be making some changes.
310
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,400
I'm trying to create an environment
where you can come and relax.
311
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:19,400
We are professionals. You never know,
Oprah might stroll up in here one day.
312
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:23,600
Yeah, if she mistook the place
for a Krispy Kreme joint.
313
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,000
You hush. You ain't got a pot to piss in.
314
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,400
Oprah pot platinum, baby.
315
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:33,600
You know that poem Maya Angelou
wrote? Phenomenal Woman?
316
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,400
"Pretty woman
Wonder where my secret lies?
317
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:41,800
"I ain't cute or built to fit
A fashion-model size..."
318
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
She's talking about Oprah, hon!
319
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:48,600
Yes, she was. And just like Oprah,
I wanna be the best.
320
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,800
So, we got to change the game a little bit.
321
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:56,400
Please, no more food on the counters.
Let's try to keep it clean.
322
00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:00,800
I make you this promise.
I ain't gonna get no food on your stuff.
323
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,200
Don't you...
324
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,400
- OK, that's a little syrup.
- That's a white couch.
325
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:10,000
But it look like Louis Vuitton.
They ain't gonna know.
326
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,800
- High fashion.
- Turn it over. You can Shout it out.
327
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,800
Whassup?
328
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:20,600
We gotta work as a team. In order to work
as a team, we have to look like a team.
329
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,800
New smocks, one size fits all.
Porsche. Mercedes.
330
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,400
What?
331
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,800
They ain't had none
with some Kente cloth
332
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,600
or like a little motherland flavour?
A cheetah print?
333
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,600
This ain't got no breast flap.
334
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,000
How am I supposed to... Maybe here.
Maybe it'll slip through the hole.
335
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,600
- Hey!
- Lynn!
336
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,400
- Am I late?
- No, you right on time, girl. Come on in.
337
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:51,000
Everybody, Lynn is one of the baddest
hair stylists to set foot out of Augusta...
338
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,600
- Blue Ridge.
- Blue Ridge, Georgia.
339
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:57,800
The girl is talented. And she gonna be
working in the shop with us.
340
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
Working here? As what?
341
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,400
As a stylist.
342
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,800
- Hell, no!
- Hell, no!
343
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:11,600
Gina, come on. I'm sorry, but you doing
a little too much around here, OK?
344
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,400
You ain't trying to brighten up the place.
345
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,800
- You's trying to whiten up the place.
- For real.
346
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,000
So, here's what I'm gonna do.
347
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:24,600
I'll let you and little Miss Blue Ridge here
have the shop.
348
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:28,000
Do your thing. Go on, girl, do your thing.
349
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,200
'Cause I can't be a part of this, OK?
350
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:36,600
- Porsche, are you rolling?
- Yeah. I ain't gonna be able to do it, either.
351
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,800
- I ain't meaning to run 'em out.
- Don't worry.
352
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,400
Better we get rid of the bad apples now.
353
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:47,400
They got too much attitude. I was about
to slap the shit out of one of their asses.
354
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:51,600
Anybody else leaving?
'Cause this white bitch here is staying.
355
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,200
Chanel.
356
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,800
No white girl's gonna mess up
my money. Y'all can go.
357
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,400
- Whatever.
- All right. Whatever.
358
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:04,400
Y'all, you wanna fly out of here
with them birds?
359
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,400
I got a business to run. I need to know.
360
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,600
That's what I'm talking about. All right.
361
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,800
(phone rings)
362
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,400
Gina's Beauty Shop. OK.
363
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,200
No problem. Thank you. Bye-bye.
364
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,200
- Excuse me.
- May I offer you a cappuccino?
365
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:35,600
I don't want no damn cappa-whatever-it-is.
Where's Angeline at?
366
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,000
Uh... I'm sorry. She's no longer here.
367
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,800
- She die?
- No, no, no, she didn't die.
368
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,800
I got an appointment.
369
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:49,400
My name is Gina. I bought the shop. One
of my operators can assist you, Miss...
370
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,200
- Mrs Towner.
- Mrs Towner.
371
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,600
T as in Tom, O as in Othavee,
372
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,800
- W as in Willacoochee, Georgia.
- Willacoochee.
373
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,000
And "ner" as in... I don't live "ner" here.
374
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:07,200
Don't let me keep you waiting any longer.
Come on, now.
375
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,800
- Would you like water or something?
- Yes, please.
376
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,800
Lynn, take care of Mrs Towner, please.
377
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,600
Of course. Hi, Mrs Towner.
378
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,400
When'd you all get to be so integrated?
379
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,000
This morning.
What can I do for you today?
380
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,600
Don't give me no 'fro.
Keep my curls neat and tight.
381
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,400
- Then maybe you can pin it up.
- Not a problem.
382
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:34,200
- What you know about black folks' hair?
- I'm not gonna screw it up.
383
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,200
Good for you.
384
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:40,400
- Here's your water, Miss Towner... Mrs.
- Thank you, sweetie.
385
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:56,400
I'm telling him to move back a little bit,
but he wouldn't even move back.
386
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,800
Oh.
387
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:02,000
Either I'm buzzing from last night's party,
or Miss Angeline done come up.
388
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,200
From backwood to Hollywood.
This is nice.
389
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:10,600
I'm Gina. I'm the new owner. Can l
offer you some cappuccinos? Or water?
390
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,600
- I like you already, Miss Gina.
- Me, too.
391
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:19,400
Look at you with that rock on your finger!
You ought to be careful rolling with that.
392
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:24,000
A little six-carat keepsake
my husband bought me. Christopher Clark.
393
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,200
Power forward. Atlanta Hawks.
394
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:30,800
Three-point Chris? That's your husband?
Oh, my God, girl, he got game.
395
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:35,400
Yes, he does. Anyhoo, I have
an appointment with Mercedes today.
396
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:39,000
Uh, Mercedes?
She... she no longer works here.
397
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:44,200
- Well, we'll take Porsche today, then.
- Porsche? She gone, too.
398
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,600
Actually, we got rid
of all of our foreign cars.
399
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,200
Well, damn! I couldn't get a heads-up?
400
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:54,200
We should just go on over to Aspire, girl,
where we fit in.
401
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,200
Well, you could let me do your hair.
402
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:02,400
I know you like to keep it tight.
I can tell. You don't play about your look.
403
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,800
I will have you looking
fly as a mug courtside.
404
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:10,200
Did I tell you my name was Gina?
I will lay that hair down.
405
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:15,000
I'll have it shining up on that Jumbotron,
that big monitor TV in the arena.
406
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:20,800
Yeah, you gonna have to look at yourself,
because everybody gonna look at you.
407
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:25,200
Gina? I'm so sorry,
but I don't really know you.
408
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,800
- I'll do it for free.
- Oh! So where should I sit?
409
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:35,400
Not highlights. My client has a big game
and I'm going with the P-l-M-P look.
410
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,200
Well, perhaps Jorge is not for you, then.
411
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:45,200
No, no. You know...
maybe Jorge is for me. Let's do this.
412
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:49,400
Great. Where is the shampooing girl?
We need to get Corky washed.
413
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,800
- You mean Lynn? She quit.
- Come again?
414
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,400
She quit. She called this morning.
I left a message.
415
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:00,200
She said if anyone asked
that she was working down at Gina's.
416
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,800
- Gina's what?
- Gina's salon.
417
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:11,000
OK, well, today is your lucky day.
I'll wash you myself. Come with me.
418
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,800
- Have a seat.
- Jorge, don't forget to use a cape.
419
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:22,200
It's not my first day at the picnic,
Stacy. I know all about the cape, ja?
420
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:27,600
- Shouldn't I be taking my jacket off?
- Leave it, take off your pants. I'm kidding.
421
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,000
(shrieks)
422
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,200
Stacy! Stacy!
423
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,400
I'm sorry, I just need a moment.
424
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:46,400
- Looks good, don't it?
- Girl, it looks good. That's all you?
425
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,000
This is my hair. Blown out.
426
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,000
Yup, girl, it's nice!
427
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,800
OK. Well, Gina, I'm booking you, girl.
When can you get me in?
428
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,400
- I can take you tomorrow at 10.00.
- I'll be here at 8.45.
429
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,200
(gangsta rap on radio)
430
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,800
Say, now, mama, how you doing?
431
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,400
Damn! You a nice little pound cake.
432
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,800
How y'all doing?
Y'all want a little chocolate?
433
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,600
Y'all sitting here, all done up.
I figured y'all want something.
434
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,800
Oh, so y'all just gonna float past a brother.
435
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,400
Brother can't get no communicato?
A'ight, then.
436
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:43,400
How you doing? Damn, you a thick one!
You got top and bottom.
437
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:48,200
Give me a quarter. I promised my mama
I'd call her as soon as I fell in love.
438
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,200
- What you selling?
- Candy bars.
439
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:55,200
I'm raising money for my music video.
You could be in it.
440
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:59,000
Come and get low with it.
Shake it like a salt shaker.
441
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:03,400
- What is your name?
- Willie, aka Will-Boogie, from Decatur.
442
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,600
That my daddy pawn shop next door. You?
443
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,800
Gina. I own the shop.
444
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:14,000
If you want to sell your candy here, you
have to be more courteous to the ladies.
445
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,400
I got that. My bad, Gina.
446
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:22,800
So, you gonna buy some $5 chocolate to
go with those healthy milk-sacks you got?
447
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:35,800
Don't bring your little behind back here
till you learn how to speak to a lady!
448
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,000
She loves me.
449
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Uh-uh. You don't know whose bike this is.
450
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,800
- Can I have one?
- Can you have one?
451
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,200
- Hey, Nana.
- Hey. How's my girls?
452
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:13,200
Hey, Paulette.
Go and get cleaned up, baby.
453
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,800
Oh... It feels good to be home.
454
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,800
- So, Gina, how was it?
- Well, it was, uh...
455
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,800
- Hey.
- Hey, Darnelle.
456
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,000
- I know that bike out there ain't yours.
- That's PJ's bike.
457
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,600
- I ain't even gonna ask.
- All right, Mama, I'm gone.
458
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,400
- Bye.
- You be careful on that bike, hear?
459
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,600
Mama, I will.
460
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,600
Gina, I swear, it's more trouble
having that girl than it was making her.
461
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:51,200
Your father-in-law had a crooked one. I
had to walk around the corner to get on it.
462
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,800
So, what were you...
463
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:02,200
(Helen) I must've put it on the brother,
he wouldn't leave me alone.
464
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:07,400
He was blowing up my phone, my
girlfriend's phone, driving by my house.
465
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,400
This dude was straight trippin'.
466
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:14,200
So I did what any normal black woman
would. A white girl wouldn't do this.
467
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,600
They go to the police station,
get a restraining order,
468
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:22,000
piss the man off and have him
waiting in the bushes with a knife.
469
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:27,600
I had to get creative.
Go ghetto on a black man.
470
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:31,200
- Y'all say "ghetto".
- Ghetto!
471
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,400
A sister had to get sinister on a Negro.
472
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,600
A woman had to do what she had to do.
473
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:41,600
- What'd you do?
- I lied and told him I was pregnant.
474
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:45,000
I ain't seen that fool in ten years.
I ain't lying.
475
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,400
I wanna hear from you. Holler at Helen.
476
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:52,400
Or hit me on my website
at www.how-to-shake-a-nigga.com.
477
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,600
No, she didn't.
478
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,200
I didn't know you could say the N word.
479
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:02,200
No, no, sweetie.
She can say it, you just can't.
480
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:08,000
You know what? You could be black,
white, ghetto past, no ghetto past,
481
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,000
nobody says the N word in this shop.
482
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:15,000
No bitches and ho's.
Except for the ones who don't leave a tip.
483
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,400
That's for real. That's for real.
484
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:21,600
- But we will be wearing our smocks.
- Oh, I forgot.
485
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000
Look good, don't it?
486
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,800
I had to put a little motherland flavour
on it. Some sexiness.
487
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:40,200
A little too sexy. You could use some
of that mud cloth and cover up the girls.
488
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,200
"Does my sexiness offend you?"
489
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,800
- No. I'm just saying...
- "Does it come as a surprise?"
490
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,400
(Chanel)
Oh, Lord.
491
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:52,400
"That I dance like I got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?"
492
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,000
Here we go. Her and her Miss Ang-er-loo.
493
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:59,000
Angelou.
"Does my haughtiness offend you?"
494
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,000
"Don't you take it awful hard
495
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:06,200
" 'Cause I laugh... Ha!
like I got gold mines
496
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,800
"Digging in my own back yard."
497
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,800
Don't dig too deep, Miss Josephine.
498
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:17,000
"Leaving behind nights
Of terror and fear
499
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:22,600
"I rise into a daybreak
That is wondrously clear
500
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:27,200
"I rise bringing the gifts
That the ancestors gave
501
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:31,000
"I am the dream
And the hope of the slave
502
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,800
"I rise...
503
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,800
- "I rise...
- "I rise..."
504
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,200
Yeah, I rise!
505
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:47,000
All right, let's rise our asses
back to work. Come on, now.
506
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,600
(rippling jazz piano upstairs)
507
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:42,000
Hotlanta, Helen be talking to you standing
up, 'cause I just got me a bikini wax.
508
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:46,800
Damn! That ain't natural, that torture!
What's the big deal about some stray hair?
509
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:51,800
You look all clean, but it hurts so much
you don't want him near it!
510
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:56,400
You can make some serious bling
if you start doing waxes, girl.
511
00:36:56,600 --> 00:37:01,400
- You like landscaping, plant a garden.
- Oh, please, honey. My man loves it.
512
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,600
And it helps them know where they going.
513
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:10,200
- Nobody'll come over if they can't find it.
- My man found my door just fine.
514
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,200
- That's a revolving door.
- OK, nasty heifers.
515
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,600
Real men like a woman natural and wild!
516
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,800
You are preaching
to your damn self, honey.
517
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,800
My man likes it trimmed and perfect.
He waxes his own brows.
518
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:28,400
- Oh, girl, you got one of them crying men.
- Uh, no. No, I don't.
519
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:33,600
You show me a man can't cry, and
I'll show you one that's hitting somebody.
520
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:39,600
I only got time for one crying man,
and it better be the one in the diapers.
521
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:43,400
How about when
you're making mad, passionate love
522
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,800
and he reaches his climax
523
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:52,600
and that one little tear starts rolling down
his face like Denzel Washington in Glory?
524
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,600
Then you got him whipped!
525
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:03,400
It had to be Denzel. She couldn't
have said Brad Pitt. Or Bozo the Clown.
526
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:08,000
Hey, darling! How you doing?
Bet you no good, darling.
527
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,800
Whoo-oo-ee! Look at this!
Is that Eye-talian marble?
528
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Whoo, girl, who y'all got
invested up in here, Ted Turner?
529
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:20,000
Lord, Miss Rita got catfish dinner,
sock-it-to-me cake and bean pie.
530
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,800
- Excuse me?
- How you doing? Get in line.
531
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,600
- I'm Gina. I'm the new owner of this place.
- Oh, you're the new owner?
532
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:33,800
I'm glad you the new owner.
Angeline used to skim off my fish dinners.
533
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,600
She's a Christian,
but I think she La Cosa Nostra.
534
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:40,800
Here, darling, I'll always have
a plate of food for you, Gina.
535
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:45,800
Extra monkey bread? Eeeeh!
The monkey just jump right out of me.
536
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,000
Oh, you! Yeah, you there. Hey.
537
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:53,200
Could you park my car?
I'll tip you later, because...
538
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,200
Shit. Hold this for me.
539
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,400
Terri, how you doing?
540
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:02,800
Excuse me. Give me them damn keys!
What's wrong with you?
541
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,400
- Hi!
- Where'd the valet go?
542
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,800
He's going to take a coffee break.
543
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,400
- What are you doing around here?
- Look what Mindy at Jorge's did to me.
544
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,600
I look like a scarecrow!
545
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,800
- You saved my hair, Gina.
- Don't make me save it again.
546
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000
I'm coming here.
547
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:29,200
- Monkey bread? Eeeh! Just come out.
- No, thank you.
548
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,400
I made it fresh this morning!
You'll love it.
549
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,600
- Rita.
- You gonna love it.
550
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:39,200
- She says she don't want none.
- I'm just trying to put a little fat on her.
551
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:43,400
- Take that with you.
- Steven wants me to lose a few pounds.
552
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,600
- Who is Steven?
- Her husband.
553
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,000
He wouldn't be singing that song if you
had one of them J. Lo/Beyonc� booties.
554
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,200
Yeah. Or if he had one of those.
555
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:58,200
- This is the picture I was talking about...
- Damn! See, that's just too much ass.
556
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,400
If a plane crash, we could eat for days.
557
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:06,600
- That's all burger right there.
- Enjoy the view? Take a picture.
558
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:12,400
Get your ass out of my window before
I call the police! This ain't Magic City!
559
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,000
Broke-asses! You see them pervs?
560
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:18,200
I do miss Steven.
Seems like he's been gone forever.
561
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:22,000
Where is he this time,
Mr Big-Time Sports Attorney?
562
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:26,400
Hawaii, three weeks.
He's closing some big deal or something.
563
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,600
Closing a deal
on smacking some Hawaiian ass.
564
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:34,400
- Girl, he's down there being a Don Ho.
- He tapping on something.
565
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:38,000
- What's tapping?
- Tapping, tapping, tapping.
566
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:43,600
No, no, no, Steven's not like that.
He loves me. He just works really hard.
567
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,800
I bet he do.
568
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,800
- I want to look pretty for him.
- You will.
569
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,200
I cannot believe Jorge.
570
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:55,200
- That shop is out of control since you left.
- Well, good.
571
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,200
Sorry. Speak of the devil.
572
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,800
Jorge. Hello?
573
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,200
My angel. My God, I'm so sorry.
574
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:07,800
I heard about the mishap
and Mindy has been released.
575
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:12,200
Sweetheart, don't worry about that.
Gina's taking care of me.
576
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:16,000
- Gina who?
- You know, Gina Gina. Say hello, Gina.
577
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,200
It's Gina, bitch.
578
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:22,000
- Bye, Jorge. Ooh, that felt good.
- Yes, it did.
579
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,000
- Can you get her a free cappuccino?
- The devil is everywhere.
580
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,000
- Be nice.
- I ain't talkin' to her.
581
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,600
So, what you girls think
about that Janice Jackson?
582
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,800
- Janet. Janet, baby.
- Janet Jackson.
583
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,600
- She's crazy, huh?
- Why?
584
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,000
- You know, with the titty.
- What's wrong with her titty?
585
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,200
- No, I like...
- You like titties?
586
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,400
No, I mean...
587
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,400
- Gina, I don't know if I'm fitting in.
- You just got here.
588
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,800
Yeah, I know I just got here,
589
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,600
but I feel really...
590
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,000
...really white.
591
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,400
You feel really white
as opposed to what other colour?
592
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,600
You know. I'm not as hip as you guys are.
593
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:13,800
I can handle the girls, as lame as
they are. I can roll with the punches.
594
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:18,600
But I've only had one client
since I got here, and you gave her to me.
595
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,800
So maybe I should just go.
596
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:26,600
No. Who should go is that crazy-ass lady
hustling pies and monkey bread. Eeeh!
597
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,800
Like she got Tourette's or something.
598
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:33,800
Ain't never seen nobody do that. Got
a twitch or something. No, Lynn, you fine.
599
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,200
You know, like when
I was at Jorge's. Shoot.
600
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:41,000
You think it wasn't hard
being the only "moniker"?
601
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,000
But I stuck it out, people warmed up,
602
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:48,400
and eventually, it was like, "Blam!"
I was doing the damn thing.
603
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,400
And so will you.
604
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,800
OK.
605
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
You can't leave me
with these crazy people.
606
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,000
Girl, I knew you liked them greens!
607
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:00,800
Mm! You keep eating like that,
608
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:06,200
you gonna grow a big ol' Petey Pablo,
Lil Jon, Ying Yang Twin booty!
609
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:12,000
Mm-m-m! Big booty like lda got. Turnips
did all of that. Girl, I knew you liked them.
610
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,400
- Thank you, Gina.
- No problem, girl. I got your back.
611
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:18,200
- Me, too.
- All right.
612
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,800
- What?
- I got hungry. They're good.
613
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,400
(Gina)
I see.
614
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,000
- The oppressor.
- Who?
615
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,400
State Board.
616
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,800
Hi. I'm Gina. I'm the new owner.
617
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:41,200
Guess what. You have major problems.
lnspector Crawford, State Board.
618
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,200
I have to cite you
for the discarded equipment in the alley.
619
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,800
Big Mike's Moving & Hauling
is picking that up today.
620
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,200
- They always are.
- No. They really...
621
00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:01,400
Hey, hey. This is for $500.
Come on, man, I just bought this place.
622
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:05,800
- I can't afford tickets like this.
- You can't. Next one will be $1,000.
623
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,200
One more and I shut you down.
Have a nice day.
624
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,400
- "Have a nice day."
- (horn tooting)
625
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,400
Now y'all coming.
626
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,400
Well, your timing is perfect. You're slow.
627
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:29,600
My bad. I'm running solo
and my boss think I'm a slave.
628
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,800
Sign here.
629
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,400
How long was you down for?
630
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,800
Four months. Paroled out early.
631
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,800
- Possession?
- Why you gotta assume a brother...?
632
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,200
lllegal sale of a restricted narcotic.
633
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,200
Where's the countertops and stuff?
634
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,400
Um... Everything's back there in the alley.
635
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:54,000
By the way, who does your hair?
Your braids is tight.
636
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,600
- Thanks. I do it myself.
- Come on.
637
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,200
I used to braid in a shop around the way.
638
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:04,400
Then I caught this little case. But in
the pen, I did braid all the homies' hair.
639
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:11,400
-You like driving that truck?
- Ain't nothing really else out there.
640
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,000
Well...
641
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:19,000
Dawg, how long it gonna take?
642
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,000
Our boy is fine.
643
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:32,800
Damn fine. I'd do him in a heartbeat
if I wasn't so damn fertile.
644
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,200
- And didn't have a husband.
- He is cute.
645
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,600
Thanks.
646
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,800
Thanks.
647
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:48,200
- You got me next, right?
- Uh-uh. I think I was here before you.
648
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:53,000
What the hell is you talking about?
What's he gonna do, braid your scalp?
649
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:58,200
I promise I'll take care of both of y'all.
I think she was here first.
650
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,200
Let me take care of her
and I'll get back to you,
651
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:05,400
'cause in my mind, I'm still
trying to figure out how I'm gonna...
652
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,600
(both)
OK.
653
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,600
I'm telling you, something just ain't right.
654
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,400
Yeah. It's like he's too good-looking.
655
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,800
You can't tell if he's gender-specific.
656
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,400
Josephine, come on.
Look at the muscles on that boy.
657
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:29,000
Fifty percent pumping iron, and the rest
from fighting the brothers off that booty.
658
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,800
He got a little swish down river.
659
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,400
- Oh, he is beautiful, ain't he?
- (others) Mm-hm.
660
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,600
- Diamond in the rough.
- All shiny.
661
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,800
Let me see if he wants some cappuccino.
662
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,000
Dang.
663
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:48,600
- I don't know, I think he's straight.
- You are so new.
664
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,400
- James, you want a cappuccino?
- Yeah, please.
665
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,000
- You want one?
- No. I'm OK, thanks.
666
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,000
Swish-swish.
667
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:04,000
- Uh-oh.
- You better work, work it, girl
668
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,400
- Cover girl
- Do your thing
669
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,200
- Shante, shante
- On the runway...
670
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,400
Get that phone.
671
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:17,000
It's a great day
for a press and curl here at...
672
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,600
Oh. Hold on.
673
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,800
Gina, it's a Darnelle.
674
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,600
What up, D?
675
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,000
You where?
676
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:44,000
How does a grown-ass woman
get into this kind of trouble?
677
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,800
Gina, I didn't know the bike was stolen!
678
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:51,000
It don't matter. You have to make
some better choices with men.
679
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,400
This is the last time I'm bailing you out.
680
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:58,800
Next time, I'll let the chicks from C Block
pass you around for a carton of cigarettes.
681
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,400
They'll love a little freak like you.
682
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:06,800
- You gonna tell my mom about this?
- No, I ain't gonna tell your mama. I should.
683
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,200
Why raise her blood pressure?
684
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:13,000
Thank you.
Look, I'm sorry, and I'll pay you back.
685
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:16,800
- With what? You ain't even working.
- I know that.
686
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,000
But look, I'll find a way. I promise.
687
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,600
That's for sure.
Ain't no secret I'm getting my money back.
688
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,200
I'm gonna get my money
one way or another.
689
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,600
Don't you wish your girlfriend
Was hot like me
690
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,200
Oh, don't you wish your girlfriend
Was a freak like me
691
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,400
-Like me
-Don't ya...
692
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,800
Hm?
693
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,800
Cappuccino?
694
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,600
- Ahem.
- (sighs)
695
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,000
Cappuccino? Water?
696
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:56,000
There you go. Say it like you mean it.
No, scratch that. Like you love it.
697
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,800
- Hey, you want a cappuccino?
- No, baby.
698
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,800
I don't eat or drink nothing I can't spell.
699
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:11,800
(clears throat)
Wow.
You must be like the spelling bee champ.
700
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,600
Don't look like your mouth is shy to a fork.
701
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,200
Y'all hold it down.
I'm going to make a bank run.
702
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:39,000
Say now, lover. Looking like a piece
of red velvet cake, so nice and sweet.
703
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:43,400
Is your body named Visa?
'Cause it's everywhere I wanna be.
704
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:45,000
Why don't you get some business?
705
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:50,000
I'm shooting footage for my music video.
You can be in it. Shake a little something.
706
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:55,200
Let me guess. You want me to wear
tight booty shorts with a fishnet halter top.
707
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:59,000
You ain't gotta wear no fishnet.
Wear a T-shirt.
708
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:04,600
Just as long as you don't mind
getting it wet. What's that you listening to?
709
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,400
- Bach.
- You listen to Pac, too?
710
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:11,800
Bach. As in Johann Sebastian.
Classical composer.
711
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,800
He look like the old dude
on the oatmeal box, right?
712
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,400
Yeah.
713
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:21,200
- Why you listen to that boring stuff?
- It's not boring. It's art.
714
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:27,000
Dang. Well, you got your art
715
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,200
and I got mine.
716
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,000
Now, that's a money shot right there.
717
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:36,400
Let's hat up, y'all! Cracker Barrel
"bring-a-friend" gonna be over!
718
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:40,800
I'm driving.
Y'all gonna be too full to walk back.
719
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,800
- Is that a purse?
- No, it's a man bag.
720
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:51,400
- A man bag?
- Yeah, it's like the hottest new accessory.
721
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:55,000
You got some man lipstick
in that bag, James?
722
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,800
They done took metrosexual too far.
723
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:03,000
- Darnelle, you wanna come?
- I gotta stay and watch Vanessa.
724
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,400
- Lynn, you coming?
- No, I'm gonna hang out. I'll be fine.
725
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,400
I'm gonna bring you back
something, anyway.
726
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,600
OK.
727
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:26,000
- Them girls don't like me much.
- They don't even know you.
728
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:31,000
How do you get to know someone without
trying to? Like asking them to lunch?
729
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:35,200
Some folks prefer kicking it with people
they have something in common with.
730
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:38,000
That's just racial profiling.
731
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:43,200
When I worked in my mama's shop in Blue
Ridge, I did black, white, polka-dotted hair.
732
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:48,200
This ain't your mama's shop in Blue Ridge.
This is the SWATS, the ghetto.
733
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:53,200
- You need to show you're trying to fit in.
- I'm not following.
734
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:56,400
Look, Lynn, it is all about the visual, OK?
735
00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:00,600
You could be the best in here,
but can't nobody tell by looking at you.
736
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:04,000
Girl, presentation is the key.
737
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:08,800
- Presentation? What do you suggest?
- Just wait and see.
738
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,000
Just trust me.
739
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:15,800
Miss Gina! I've been seeing
everything you have been doing
740
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,600
- and the shop is fabulous!
- Thank you.
741
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:22,000
If you wanna let these divas have it,
you need my handbag
742
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:26,000
'cause it's spring
and you don't want to be caught in suede.
743
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:31,800
And you gotta have your pink. It's spring,
girl. Push, push, fierce! It's fierce!
744
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:35,600
- You always get me started out here.
- Girl, honey.
745
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:39,200
- Better work it.
- I'm gonna work it, girl. I'll catch you.
746
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:43,400
- I'll catch you. Now, push, baby.
- Push, diva, and catch it.
747
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:48,000
That's right. I done told you
about slamming in front of my shop.
748
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:53,000
(women murmur approvingly)
749
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,200
Oh, my God.
750
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:59,200
Oh, hi, Gina!
751
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:03,800
- You like it? Isn't it cute?
- Don't look over here. Darnelle did that.
752
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,000
It look good, right?
753
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,000
- Right?
- Right.
754
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,400
I just said, "When in Rome..."
755
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:16,800
(radio)He's all caught up
and it's all because of me
756
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,800
I'm so sorry it had to be you, boy...
757
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:24,000
- Don't shake that baby loose.
- (Gina) Lord, don't do that.
758
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,000
We gonna get indecency charges.
759
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:31,600
(Helen) I'm not a salad-chomping sister
that weighs 52 pounds in a wet T-shirt.
760
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:35,800
I got hips, thighs
and don't discriminate against pies.
761
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:40,400
But this getting your stomach stapled
just to lose weight? That ain't good.
762
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:46,200
It ain't gonna stop you from popping
one of your mama's biscuits in the mouth.
763
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,200
Am I in line?
764
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:52,400
Hotlanta, you know Helen's keeping it real
with you. Holler back at me.
765
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,200
Holler!
766
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,600
- (cheering)
- Be quiet, y'all. Oprah's on.
767
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:02,600
(mobile phone rings)
768
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:10,200
- Uh... where you think you going?
- I will be right back, OK? I'll be right back.
769
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,800
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Hey.
770
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,400
- Give me some of that thug love.
- Thank you for coming to see me.
771
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:24,400
- What's happening with you?
- Oh, man.
772
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:30,400
I got in trouble, and Gina loaned me
this money, so she got me working it off.
773
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:34,800
They got you twisted, huh? Come on,
get with the money train and let's ride.
774
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,000
- Money train?
- I got a plan for you, shorty.
775
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:41,600
Hell, yeah. They'll be all right.
Can we go shopping?
776
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,800
I hear that. I got something for you, too.
777
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:53,000
Word for today is "chutzpah".
Do you know that word?
778
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:59,000
- Who keeps unplugging this?
- It is a Yiddish word...
779
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,000
(screaming)
780
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:08,800
Whoa, amazing grace...
781
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,200
Shut up!
782
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:16,200
Dang! Are y'all having a slumber party?
Y'all didn't invite me?
783
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,400
- Now is not the time!
- A'ight.
784
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,800
But I saw that inspector dude
at the barber shop.
785
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:27,800
Like I need something else to be worried
about. Hold him off, I'll be right back.
786
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:32,200
- I got that, Miss Gina.
- Go on, get out of here. Go ahead.
787
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,800
Please be home, Joe. I can't believe this.
788
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,800
- You wanna buy some candy bars?
- No, thank you.
789
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,800
- I got Kit Kat, Mars, Snickers.
- Not tonight.
790
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:47,400
Please let his sarcastic ass be here.
791
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,400
Please be there,
please be there, please be there.
792
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:04,200
- I need your help.
- OK, let me grab a shirt.
793
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,400
- I got... I got cherry, apple.
- No!
794
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:14,600
You buy some candy, and I don't tell them
that you got a Rolex in that briefcase.
795
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,400
I don't have...
796
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:28,200
- You say you got Blow Pops?
- Every flavour, dawg.
797
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:31,800
- A cherry.
- Five dollars. You kind of broke.
798
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:41,000
- (women cheering)
- All right, Joe!
799
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:44,200
My God! Thank you, Joe. You saved me.
800
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:49,600
The generator is only going to hold for
a while. You need to get this place fixed.
801
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:54,400
I will. I just...
I have to find the money to do it.
802
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:56,600
Pay me later. I'll help you out.
803
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,000
- OK?
- OK.
804
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,400
- Bye, ladies.
- (all) Bye, Joe.
805
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,200
Miss Norris.
806
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:15,000
Are we the only shop in Atlanta
you like to harass?
807
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,200
When Angeline owned this place,
I never seen you.
808
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,800
I'm just doing my job.
809
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,400
The generator is just temporary,
810
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:27,600
but an electrician's coming on Monday,
he's gonna rewire the place.
811
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:29,400
It's very nice.
812
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:34,600
But a new state regulation says that all
these hairdryers have to have a wall plug.
813
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,800
How am I supposed to know about it?
814
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,800
I just told you. That's how.
815
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:45,400
Get up to speed, Miss Norris.
One more of those, closed for good.
816
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:47,400
Ladies.
817
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:49,200
A thousand dollars?
818
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:52,800
I take two steps forward
to get knocked three steps back.
819
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:56,000
Can you ask them to increase your loan?
820
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:59,600
I'm barely keeping up
with the payments I got now.
821
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:03,800
Something gotta turn around
or it ain't looking too good for the shop.
822
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:09,400
We can do something. I got a little bit
stored away. We can have a garage sale.
823
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:12,200
I mean, how much do we need?
824
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:15,800
Oh, shit! Excuse me, Lord.
825
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,800
We need Jesus.
826
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,200
- Hey, y'all.
- Oh!
827
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:24,200
In before dawn. Goodnight, Gina.
828
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,600
- Gina, did you tell her?
- No.
829
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,400
- I swear Mama stay mad at me.
- I wonder why.
830
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,200
What happened to "I'll be right back"?
831
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:41,000
Oh... my bad, Gina. Glen just came down
from New York, and I hadn't seen him.
832
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:45,200
He has a record label,
and he wants me to be on his next album.
833
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:48,600
You can't even sing.
834
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,000
All right, look at this.
835
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:58,200
- What's this?
- That's the bail money that I owe you.
836
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:02,400
Glen gave me some cash,
now I don't have to work in the shop.
837
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:05,800
- What'd you do to get that money?
- Come on, please!
838
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:09,000
You know I don't get down like that, OK?
839
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:12,600
If a dude wanna pay my bills,
I'm gonna let him.
840
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,800
Shut up, 'cause you sound
real stupid right now.
841
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:20,800
OK? You just lazy and you wasting
your life. And you wasting my time!
842
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:25,000
Why don't you use
your little money to go buy a clue?
843
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:44,200
Stacy, I don't understand. Joanne Marcus
was supposed to be here at ten.
844
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:48,200
And this is not a coffee shop.
You eat in the back.
845
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,600
Hey.
846
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,000
Doughnuts.
847
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,600
You killing me, D.
848
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:19,600
If you change your mind, they'll be in
the back. I'll even restock the shelves.
849
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:23,800
- Gina!
- Joanne Marcus!
850
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,800
Terri, where did you find her? Look at you!
851
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,600
Oh, why not? Everyone else is.
852
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:32,200
- You grew.
- Yes, I did.
853
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,400
Eight thousand a pop.
854
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:37,600
- Had my nipples done, too. Wanna feel?
- Maybe later.
855
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:42,400
I ran into Joanne down at Saks
and dragged her down to see you.
856
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:46,600
- Girl, what you doing with that hair?
- My hair misses you, Gina.
857
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,000
Well, your timing is good.
My chair is open.
858
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:56,200
I got that purse. Did you get yours from
Bernard at the Piggly Wiggly in Decatur?
859
01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:00,200
- Piggly Wiggly?
- Yeah, and he sells thongs, too.
860
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:06,000
- He works here?
- That he does.
861
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:09,000
Is that cat-bread lady
gonna be here today?
862
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:21,800
Bitch.
863
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,600
Mm... mm! Mm! Mm-mm-mm!
864
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:31,600
How many grams of fat would you say
are in a plate of your greens?
865
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:36,400
My greens is all fat. I found every fat
you could find to put in my greens.
866
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:39,600
Fatbacks, salt pork,
Vienna sausage, ham slices,
867
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:42,600
pork chop, pork rinds and bacon bits.
868
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:45,600
- Talk dirty to me.
- Say it with me, "Fat is good."
869
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:48,200
- Fat is good.
- Sho' nuff is.
870
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:51,200
- You should cater.
- Baby, franchise. Think big.
871
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:56,000
- Tell me you have that magic potion stuff.
- You know I do.
872
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:58,000
Your magic what?
873
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:01,400
It's just some conditioner
that I mix up in my kitchen.
874
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:04,600
Mix up in your kitchen?
What, hair crack?
875
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,800
The stuff is great.
They should be selling it in stores.
876
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,200
They really should.
877
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:16,200
I know a few corporate vendors. They're
always looking for the next big thing.
878
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,200
I wanna be the next big thing.
879
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:22,400
- Float me a few bottles.
- I will float you a damn case.
880
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:25,400
Hook us up with some of your hair crack.
881
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,600
It's conditioner.
882
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:29,800
Yeah, Gina, hook us up.
883
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:37,000
Either you got a bee sting to the breasts
or you got some work done to your bosom.
884
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:39,200
I sure did, and I love them.
885
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:41,800
For 8,000 a pop, you better love them.
886
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:47,800
Hold up, Heidi. You paid
8,000 American dollars per titty?
887
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:49,600
Yes.
888
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:52,600
You could've bought a Saturn with that.
889
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:55,400
OK, you see all this ludicrousness here?
890
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:59,000
This implant stuff,
it's more of a white girl thing.
891
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:01,800
No, Chanel. Black girls get it done, too.
892
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:05,800
I'm just saying,
we don't get all crazy like y'all do.
893
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:10,200
- lnjecting your asses in your lips is nasty.
- Girl, who you telling?
894
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:16,600
I get a couple of unruly back or chest hairs
plucked, other than that I just be chillin'.
895
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:21,400
What?
896
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:23,600
So, what I'm saying is,
897
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:29,000
some folks have to pay to look good
while others are just born that way.
898
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:33,000
- It's the motherland, baby.
- Were you born ass-backwards?
899
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:38,400
That statement personifies your ignorance
as it pertains to the topic of beauty.
900
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:42,000
- Whoo!
- (sizzling)
901
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:46,600
Excuse me? I know Botox Barbie
isn't trying to call me ignorant.
902
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:50,800
- I heard her say, "Your mama".
- Calm down, hussies.
903
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,800
- I throw the peace card on you.
- Thank you.
904
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:57,000
Come on, let's go get this hair done.
905
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,600
(jazz piano upstairs)
906
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:08,000
Does he ever leave that apartment?
907
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:14,200
- That piano is getting on my nerves.
- Which is why you haven't patched it up.
908
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:18,000
Excuse you.
I've been busy, mademoiselle.
909
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:22,200
Get your things together
so I can take you to church to practise.
910
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:26,400
Have you decided
what you wanna play for your recital yet?
911
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:29,600
Vanessa.
912
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,800
Vanessa.
913
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:42,200
(plays relaxed jazz melody)
914
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:34,400
Shoot.
915
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,200
I was just, um...
916
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:45,400
...checking out your big spear.
917
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,400
Sorry.
918
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:50,200
Would you like to join us?
919
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:52,800
Can you show me the intervals again?
920
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:56,200
Each chord progression
is three steps apart.
921
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:03,800
See? That's why he called it
Giant Steps.
922
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,400
You won't hear this at my recital.
923
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:10,000
- So what are you gonna play?
- I don't know.
924
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:13,000
- I'm all confused.
- What are you confused about?
925
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:17,000
Listen to your heart...
(plays chord)
926
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:19,800
...and your fingers will follow.
927
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:23,400
(plays "Giant Steps" by John Coltrane)
928
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:34,200
This goes out to all the finger-in-your-face,
calling-me-out-my-name heifers.
929
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:39,000
Get all up in my face if you want to, but
don't get it twisted. 'Cause guess what?
930
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:43,800
-If you mess with me, I'll take your man
-Uh, uh, uh
931
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:46,400
(sings along)Well, I'll take your man
Right out the box
932
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:48,600
And put him under my padlocks
933
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:51,400
So when you see us together
Chillin' in the place
934
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:53,200
Cold walkin'
And sportin' him in your face
935
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:55,400
Go ahead, roll your eyes
Suck your teeth
936
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:58,000
Keep huffin' and puffin' like a dog in heat
937
01:06:58,200 --> 01:06:59,800
You know whassup, I ain't no poo-putt
938
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:04,800
'Cause Pepa kick butts off dumb young
bucks like you and the rest of your crew
939
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,000
If moms want static I'll diss her too
940
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:09,400
So scram, you know who I am
941
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:13,000
Damn, chick, don't play me close
'Cause I'll take your man...
942
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:17,000
- Chanel, hey.
- (clears throat) Hey.
943
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,800
Um... You know, I was just, um...
944
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,200
Taking someone's man?
945
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,000
I'll take your man...
946
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:30,400
I'm not playing any Beethoven or Mozart.
Too overdone.
947
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:34,200
I'm thinking Coltrane or Monk.
948
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:37,800
Then again, some Miles or Stevie Wonder.
Maybe some...
949
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:41,200
Girl, go and play
with your little friend, please.
950
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,400
- Clown.
- Yo, whassup, V?
951
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:46,800
- Still shooting behinds, huh?
- Yup.
952
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:50,200
The booty is the cornerstone
of all hip-hop videos.
953
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:53,000
- If it ain't shaking, it ain't selling.
- Whatever.
954
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:57,400
Are you down for some Krispy Kreme?
My play cousin Howard works there.
955
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:00,600
He got shrimp doughnuts.
Buffalo doughnuts.
956
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:03,600
He got... big booty doughnuts.
957
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:07,400
No, I don't eat doughnuts
with boys who exploit women.
958
01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:11,800
- How about a burger, then?
- I don't want any of your burgers.
959
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:16,800
- So you can get to stepping!
- See, that's why I like older women.
960
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,200
There's one of your men.
961
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:26,200
- Mm! I'll be right back.
- That's what you always say.
962
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:30,600
I ain't gonna say she's a ho
'cause that's Gina's sister-in-law.
963
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:38,800
- Hey, baby. Are you happy to see me?
- Hey, baby.
964
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:41,800
- You're so sweet.
- Oh, thank you.
965
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,200
This is how sweet you are.
966
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:47,400
My good... Is that for me? Oh, baby.
967
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:51,200
You and only... you.
968
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:56,600
Let's go get a drink, just chill out for
the rest of the day. How's that sound?
969
01:08:56,800 --> 01:09:00,800
Baby, it sounds so good.
I wish I could, but I gotta work.
970
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:05,400
- Baby, I'll bring you back.
- I know, but I've really got to work.
971
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:09,400
- I'm trying to get close to you.
- Gina needs me, OK? Thank you.
972
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:12,400
- I don't give a damn about Gina!
- Oh, oh, oh!
973
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:15,000
Don't you ever grab me up like that!
974
01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:17,400
What the hell?
975
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:19,800
What's this going on?
976
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:23,200
- Get in my car, you hear me?
- Hell, no!
977
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:25,800
You didn't put your hands on that girl.
978
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:30,200
- Take your ass back in there.
- Take your ass from the front of my shop!
979
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:34,200
- Bitch, get out of my face.
- Bitch? I will burn your ass.
980
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:36,200
Careful with that.
981
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:39,200
- Keep your hands to yourself.
- I'll be back.
982
01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:43,200
- What you? Go do some hair.
- I'll burn your ass.
983
01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:45,600
Hold on. We got a problem here?
984
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:49,800
You the mascot of the shop?
Take your foo-foo ass back in there.
985
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,800
Go braid your eyebrows or something.
986
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,200
Check this out, dude.
987
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,600
Did you see that?
988
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:01,800
I hate violence.
989
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:06,600
See? You come here talking all that stuff
and you got knocked out!
990
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:10,200
See, you need to learn
how to respect women.
991
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:15,200
Willie got it all on camera
and he sell them in the 'hood for 14.99.
992
01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:17,800
("Tainted Love" by Gloria Jones)
993
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:21,800
Sometimes I feel I've got to
994
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:24,800
Run away, I've got to
995
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:29,400
Get away from the pain
You drive into the heart of me
996
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:31,800
The love we share
997
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,800
Seems to
Go nowhere
998
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,400
And I've lost my light
999
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:40,000
For I toss and turn
And can't sleep at night...
1000
01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:42,600
Well, I'll be damned!
1001
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:46,800
- I'm gonna get him.
- Jorge!
1002
01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:50,000
Hi, Jorge. Remember me?
1003
01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:54,800
Ja, the shampooing girl.
How goes it with the shampooing? Good?
1004
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:59,600
The name's Lynn,
and I'm a stylist now, for your FYl.
1005
01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:01,200
So...
1006
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:06,400
So, yup.
1007
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:13,000
Well, you must be lost or something.
Did you make a wrong turn in your BMW?
1008
01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:17,000
No, I took the Jaguar,
and it's good to see you too, Gina.
1009
01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:21,600
He's in the "Yaguar". I thought you were
in the Beamer. What do you want?
1010
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:23,400
I want for nothing.
1011
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:28,200
I was curious about the place
that's been stealing all of my best clients.
1012
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:33,400
Now I see why. It's very trendy.
Very SoHo loft-ish. I love it.
1013
01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:38,800
I'm not doing bad, especially for a woman
who should be falling flat on her ass.
1014
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:43,600
Yeah, well, about that, Gina, I want you
to know I'm truly sorry for my words.
1015
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:48,400
I was speaking from an angry place,
and I do not wish to reside there any more.
1016
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:53,800
I mean, I wish no ill will upon you
or... or your shop or your peeps.
1017
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:57,600
- I mean, girlfriend, you are doing it, ja?
- Yeah.
1018
01:11:57,800 --> 01:12:02,800
It can't be easy, what with the overhead,
the fine and the State Board coming by.
1019
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:06,000
I've been there
and back to the other place.
1020
01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:08,200
And your point?
1021
01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:10,200
I just wanted to say that
1022
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:14,800
if you ever need anything,
anything at all, lean on me.
1023
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:18,800
When you're not strong, I will be there.
1024
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:23,800
I am Jorge, and there will always be
an open chair at Jorge's for Gina, ja?
1025
01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:29,000
Thanks. That means a lot, coming from
you. But I don't think I'll be needing that.
1026
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:33,000
OK, well, fair enough.
1027
01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:35,400
Ciao. Wiedersehen.
1028
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:38,400
Oh, Joanne.
1029
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:44,400
Wow, congratulations on the twins.
But I see that they are not identical.
1030
01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:52,600
- What the hell did he want?
- He came over to hate.
1031
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:54,800
He's just jealous.
1032
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:58,800
- Who was that?
- That was the infamous Jorge.
1033
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,200
- Nice shoes.
- You got some issues.
1034
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:04,000
- Gina, who's your girl?
- You are.
1035
01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:08,600
And who, when asked to make something
happen, is making something happen?
1036
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:10,600
- You again?
- Correct.
1037
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:15,200
And who talked up your conditioner
for CoverGirl's line of boutique products?
1038
01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:18,600
- And they want to meet with you.
- Don't play with me.
1039
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:21,400
They wanna fly you to New York,
talk business.
1040
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:25,600
They wanna fly me to New York?
Me? Oh! Oh, my God!
1041
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:30,200
- What?
- Thank you, Joanne! Oh, my God!
1042
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:32,000
Oh, my God!
1043
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:35,600
CoverGirl is interested in my conditioner.
1044
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:38,400
- No!
- I can't believe it!
1045
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:41,000
- You talking about that hair crack?
- Yes.
1046
01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:46,000
They can call it whatever they want,
if they sell it. I feel like I won the lottery.
1047
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:50,600
- Why don't you feel like taking us out?
- I think I can do that.
1048
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:52,800
We got to toast on this somewhere.
1049
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:57,400
I can't drink, but I sure can eat.
Cosmopolitan cheesecake!
1050
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:03,000
Tonight we're celebrating.
We're getting it on, getting tipsy.
1051
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:05,000
Go sit your butt down.
1052
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:08,800
We going out tonight. We partying!
Joanne, please.
1053
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:12,200
- Hey, Joe.
- Hey, little one.
1054
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:14,800
CoverGirl might buy
my mom's conditioner.
1055
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:18,400
Her and the girls
are going out tonight to celebrate.
1056
01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:21,800
Thought maybe
you'd wanna meet them there.
1057
01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:24,600
I'm not sure she wants me there.
1058
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:28,200
But tell her I said congratulations.
That's great news.
1059
01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:32,400
- OK. Talk to you later.
- Keep practising.
1060
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:35,600
("Vibrate" by Petey Pablo)
1061
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:44,200
(whooping)
1062
01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:50,400
Hey, baby.
1063
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:53,400
Look at that girl over there.
1064
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:59,000
If I wasn't married and pregnant, I'd get
with one of these little chocolate kisses.
1065
01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:02,400
Yup. I can see why they call it happy hour!
1066
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:08,000
Please, honey, happy hour ended a long
time ago. It is get-crunked hour, OK?
1067
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:10,600
OK, ladies, and James,
1068
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:15,400
I just want to say thank you so much
for hanging in there with me, y'all.
1069
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:20,000
You wanted a Jorge's, but you belong
right here in the 'hood with us.
1070
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:22,200
That's right.
1071
01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:25,800
When I met y'all
at Miss Angeline's that morning,
1072
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,400
I thought I was in for the worst.
1073
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:34,400
And that's what I got. Until them two birds
left the shop, and then I had the best.
1074
01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:38,200
Ah, yes. Yes, I do.
1075
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:42,000
To Gina. Sister, you are an inspiration.
1076
01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:47,000
"Whether it's the arch of your back
Or the sun of your smile
1077
01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:51,400
"The ride of your breasts
Or the grace of your style
1078
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:56,600
"You are and always will be
A woman phenomenally
1079
01:15:56,800 --> 01:16:00,200
"Phenomenal woman!" That's you.
1080
01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:04,800
Yes, it is. Congratulations, Gina.
Would you like to dance?
1081
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:08,400
- What are you doing here?
- Asking you to dance.
1082
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:13,000
Now, please say yes so it can look
like I have a little bit of game.
1083
01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:16,000
- Oh, my God, girl!
- Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh!
1084
01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:19,800
- I wanna get tribal with y'all.
- That was, like, 1989.
1085
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,200
OK, hand me the scissor.
1086
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:29,400
So, Lynn,
you wanna move a little something?
1087
01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:34,000
- Move what?
- He asking you to dance, crazy girl.
1088
01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:38,000
I thought he wanted me
to move some chairs or something.
1089
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:41,800
Sure.
1090
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:45,000
All right, go have fun. Go on, now.
1091
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:48,000
They're gonna need some scissor, for real.
1092
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:53,600
Did you see that? All these beautiful
black girls and he goes for the white girl.
1093
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:56,600
I'm telling you, MTV is the devil.
1094
01:16:56,800 --> 01:17:00,600
Girl, the boy is gayer
than Peter Pan in a pair of ice skates.
1095
01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:03,000
Shawty crunk
On the floor wide open
1096
01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:05,600
Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean
1097
01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:08,000
Roll like an 18-wheeler
1098
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:09,800
That... fine but this... killer
1099
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,800
She leakin', she soakin' wet
1100
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:14,000
She leakin', she soakin' wet
1101
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:16,800
Shake it like a salt shaker
Shake it like a salt shaker
1102
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:19,000
Shake it like a salt shaker
Shake it like a salt shaker
1103
01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:23,200
...Poppin' till you percolate
First booty on duty, no time to wait
1104
01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:26,000
Make it work, with your wet T-shirt
1105
01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:28,200
You gotta shake it
Till your calf muscles hurt...
1106
01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:30,800
She dropped it like it's hot!
1107
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:32,600
Call that... Bojangles
1108
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:35,000
Juicy like fruit
or douche like Coupe de Ville...
1109
01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:37,000
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
1110
01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:39,200
Five dollars get yourself a table dance
1111
01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:44,000
If you got ten then bring a friend
Shake your... to the song again...
1112
01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:47,600
- I think we're being outdone.
- What? You think?
1113
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,600
If you ain't gonna dance, well, don't, then
1114
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:54,800
Why you wanna waste a... song, then?
See you when we're down doin' nothing...
1115
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:58,200
- What?
- James is gay, all right.
1116
01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:01,000
He happier than hell!
1117
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:05,400
Girls...
1118
01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:10,600
- I see something I need. Come on.
- I'm gonna show her how you do that.
1119
01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:20,000
This goes out to my girl Gina.
1120
01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:24,000
Some old-school
Chicago stepping music, girl.
1121
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:27,600
("Could It Be I'm Falling In Love")
1122
01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:30,400
That's my song.
1123
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:32,800
...With you
1124
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:37,200
With you
1125
01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:43,800
I don't need all those things
That used to bring me joy
1126
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:48,000
You made me such a happy boy
1127
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:52,600
And honey, you'll always be
The only one for me
1128
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:55,800
Meeting you was my destiny...
1129
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:03,800
Is this your family?
1130
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:08,200
My happily married sister
and her two kids. They live in France.
1131
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:11,200
Well, what about a wife and kids?
1132
01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:14,400
That never happen for you?
1133
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:19,200
Many things never happened for me.
1134
01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:24,600
(she plays notes)
1135
01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:30,800
And many things have.
1136
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:41,400
Joe, I don't think I'm really...
1137
01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:58,800
- (piano chord)
- Oh!
1138
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:04,400
You just played
the most beautiful chord ever.
1139
01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:56,800
(chuckles)
Gotta make sure you arrive safely.
1140
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:03,800
Oh, my goodness. That's it.
1141
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:10,200
A case of my future is on its way to
CoverGirl. If they call you and need more...
1142
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:14,600
- This is enough. Let's not get frantic, OK?
- OK.
1143
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:20,000
- Come on, stop doing that.
- James?
1144
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:24,000
Could you carry this to my car for me?
It's just outside.
1145
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:27,000
- Yeah, I'll take it.
- Thanks.
1146
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:32,400
Firm.
1147
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:38,400
- Excuse me, Joanne.
- Uh-huh.
1148
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:40,600
Would you mind not doing that?
1149
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:44,600
- Doing what?
- The smacking-on-the-butt thing.
1150
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:48,200
James and I are kind of hanging out now.
1151
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:53,200
- Oh, I didn't know you guys were...
- Yep, we are. So you understand.
1152
01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:56,000
Yeah, I understand.
1153
01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:59,200
That you're afraid of a little competition.
1154
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:04,600
You afraid James might grow tired
of your wannabe-black-girl routine
1155
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:07,600
and fall for something real like me?
1156
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:12,000
Real? Since when
are two air-bags for breasts real?
1157
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:16,600
Maybe on my daddy's Chevy they is real,
but on you, they is just ridiculous.
1158
01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:20,000
- Excuse me?
- You heard me.
1159
01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:23,000
- Yeah, but I shouldn't have.
- Yeah, but you did.
1160
01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:27,800
And my girl wants you and your
tetherball titties to leave her man alone.
1161
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:31,600
OK, Little Miss Hip-Hop,
I was speaking to Lynn.
1162
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:33,600
White girl gone crazy.
1163
01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:37,400
What? Little Miss Hip-Hop?
I will hip-hop my foot up...
1164
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:41,600
- She threatened me. Did you hear that?
- Yeah, I heard all y'all.
1165
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:44,200
I'm the client. She should be fired.
1166
01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:50,000
You know how we clown around. Y'all
are grown women. Y'all can work this out.
1167
01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:52,600
- So, you're not gonna fire her?
- No.
1168
01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:56,200
- No?
- Joanne, no.
1169
01:22:56,400 --> 01:23:00,000
- No
- OK. OK, fine, yeah.
1170
01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:02,600
I see how things work around here.
1171
01:23:02,800 --> 01:23:07,000
You can forget about your meeting with
CoverGirl. And forget about me as a client.
1172
01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:09,000
How's that?
1173
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:16,600
- Fine.
- I'm so sorry, Gina.
1174
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:21,400
No. Ain't nothing to be sorry about.
I guess it just wasn't meant to be.
1175
01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:38,400
Joe.
1176
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:41,200
What's going on?
1177
01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:44,600
There's a problem at the shop.
1178
01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:21,800
I still have men checking the area.
I'll let you know if we find something.
1179
01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:23,600
Thanks.
1180
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:38,000
(sighs)
1181
01:24:39,400 --> 01:24:43,200
You try doing your own thing,
and then something like this happens.
1182
01:24:43,600 --> 01:24:47,600
Sorry, Gina.
I'm so sorry this happened to you.
1183
01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:52,800
I can't catch a break. I just...
1184
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:01,400
I have Vanessa's recital tomorrow,
1185
01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:05,600
and I have to go up in there
with all of this on my brain.
1186
01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:08,600
It's OK, Gina. You'll get through this.
1187
01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:14,400
- (whispers)
- You'll get through this.
- I wish that was true, Joe.
1188
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:16,600
You will.
1189
01:25:20,400 --> 01:25:22,000
It's OK.
1190
01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:26,200
No. I can't... I can't fix this one. I can't.
1191
01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:29,800
Gina.
1192
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:38,000
And now, coming to the stage
for a piano solo, Vanessa Norris.
1193
01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:52,600
(plays "Prelude No 4 in E Minor" by Chopin)
1194
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:16,600
(mouths)
Play from your heart.
1195
01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:20,800
(segues into Coltrane's "Giant Steps")
1196
01:26:41,800 --> 01:26:44,800
Go, baby. That's my baby girl.
1197
01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:22,000
That's my baby! That's my baby!
1198
01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:28,800
(laughing)
Oh!
1199
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:32,800
Mom, how did I do?
1200
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:36,600
You were everything I ever imagined.
1201
01:27:40,800 --> 01:27:43,000
Mom, you OK?
1202
01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:46,800
Yeah. I'm fine. I'm just happy.
1203
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:50,400
Come here. Fly me some fingers, girl.
1204
01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:53,000
Let's get out of here.
1205
01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:57,000
("Hard Times" by Chico DeBarge)
1206
01:27:58,200 --> 01:28:00,600
And she cries
My baby, my baby
1207
01:28:00,800 --> 01:28:03,800
Oh, Lord, what we gonna do now?
1208
01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:08,400
It's crazy, it's crazy
Got to figure something out
1209
01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:13,400
Sometimes, sometimes
Feels like I'm gonna lose my mind
1210
01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:17,800
Hard times, hard times
I'm fucked up without a doubt
1211
01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:20,200
Drinking Kool-Aid in a mayonnaise glass
1212
01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:22,800
Gotta boil your water just to take a bath
1213
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,000
A drunk uncle had a family reunion
1214
01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:27,600
Crazy in the kitchen
Where they broke a straw broom and
1215
01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:30,000
Wearin' socks
On your hands for gloves...
1216
01:28:32,400 --> 01:28:34,600
Surprise!
1217
01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:38,000
What? What the...
1218
01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:42,600
Y'all, I don't know what to say.
This is, uh... This is crazy.
1219
01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:45,800
No. This is Gina's House of, um...
1220
01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:49,400
OK, maybe it's just Gina's House, OK?
1221
01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:52,000
- Darnelle. Oh...
- Mm-hm!
1222
01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:55,000
Check that out! Oh, yeah.
1223
01:28:55,200 --> 01:28:58,200
D, that's what I'm talking about, girl!
1224
01:28:58,400 --> 01:29:00,400
Oh, man, y'all...
1225
01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:03,600
Ooh, this is nice.
1226
01:29:03,800 --> 01:29:05,800
It is.
1227
01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:08,800
But I don't think we can do this.
1228
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:13,600
Why not? We brought blow dryers
and curling irons and...
1229
01:29:13,800 --> 01:29:16,400
A new picture of Madam CJ Walker.
1230
01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:21,200
- Money. Did you bring any of that?
- The point is, Gina, we're here.
1231
01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:24,400
The shop's here! We're with you.
1232
01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:31,800
Lord, it is hotter than a jalape�o's coochie
out there! Thank God y'all open.
1233
01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:36,000
I been to five shops in four blocks
and all them bitches is booked.
1234
01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:38,200
I got a wedding to get to!
1235
01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:41,800
Lord, please,
can somebody do me? Please?
1236
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:43,800
Anybody, please.
1237
01:29:47,800 --> 01:29:51,400
Sure. Let me see
what we working with under this hat.
1238
01:29:52,200 --> 01:29:55,400
- Damn!
- Oh, my God! What the...
1239
01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:58,400
I'm having some Don King issues, damn it.
1240
01:29:58,600 --> 01:29:59,800
Um...
1241
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:02,400
One of you heifers do me, please!
1242
01:30:02,800 --> 01:30:05,200
OK. You know what? I can work with this.
1243
01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:08,200
- Don't even worry about it.
- Thank you.
1244
01:30:08,400 --> 01:30:13,400
Darnelle, get her shampooed. And use
a bottle of my conditioner. Two bottles.
1245
01:30:13,600 --> 01:30:16,800
James, get that percolator
percolating, baby.
1246
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:19,200
We back in business. Shoot.
1247
01:30:19,600 --> 01:30:21,400
And everybody else...
1248
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:24,600
...thank you.
1249
01:30:24,800 --> 01:30:27,000
Gina, we love you.
1250
01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:29,600
That's right, girl, we open for business.
1251
01:30:29,800 --> 01:30:34,400
- Ooh! What happened here?
- Well, not enough to make us quit.
1252
01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:38,400
- How you doing, girl?
- I'm terrific, now that Steven and I split up.
1253
01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:42,400
- You all right?
- Fine. Y'all knew he was cheating on me.
1254
01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:44,800
Now I know, and now I'm free.
1255
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:49,800
- Good for you. Hey, lda, hook Terri up.
- Oh, good. Hi.
1256
01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:55,200
Come on. You want me to sic my cousin
Travis on him? He just got out the pen.
1257
01:30:55,400 --> 01:30:58,200
- I just might take you up on that.
- OK, sit down.
1258
01:30:58,400 --> 01:31:01,200
Shoot! Look what the collard greens
did to her booty!
1259
01:31:01,600 --> 01:31:03,400
Go, girl!
1260
01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:06,800
- Back that thing up!
- Where did you get that?
1261
01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:09,400
That is a ass. You have a ass, girl.
1262
01:31:09,600 --> 01:31:11,800
- (women)
- Hey, Joe.
- Hey.
1263
01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:14,600
Hi, Gina. Something to brighten your day?
1264
01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:16,800
Thank you.
1265
01:31:18,400 --> 01:31:22,400
But you brightened my day
as soon as you came through that door.
1266
01:31:22,600 --> 01:31:26,200
- What a transformation!
- Yeah, huh? They hooked me up.
1267
01:31:27,400 --> 01:31:31,200
- Looks like you're sticking around.
- Yeah, I guess I am, huh?
1268
01:31:32,400 --> 01:31:36,000
No, it ain't going down like that.
How you doing?
1269
01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:40,000
- What's up with you?
- I'm all right. You feeling froggy? Jump!
1270
01:31:41,400 --> 01:31:43,800
What is this?
1271
01:31:50,400 --> 01:31:54,000
Stacy? Hi, baby.
How you doing? It's me.
1272
01:31:54,200 --> 01:31:57,400
I'm just closing up,
so I'll meet you at the spa.
1273
01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:02,400
(horn honks)
1274
01:32:02,600 --> 01:32:04,600
I call you back.
1275
01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:26,000
Gina, wow. What a...
1276
01:32:26,200 --> 01:32:31,600
Surprise. Ho-hay. I bet I'm the last person
you expected to see in here, huh?
1277
01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:34,600
No. In fact, I knew you would be back.
1278
01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:40,000
I don't have time for such a sudden
intrusion. I have a prior engagement.
1279
01:32:40,200 --> 01:32:42,400
Sorry, I didn't mean to intrude.
1280
01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:48,400
You going to meet Crawford and figure out
how to burn my place down this time?
1281
01:32:48,600 --> 01:32:52,800
Gina. I just love it when you let
that imagination of yours run wild.
1282
01:32:53,200 --> 01:32:57,000
- It's so street.
- You haven't even begun to see the street.
1283
01:32:57,400 --> 01:32:59,600
I knew you had something to do with it.
1284
01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:03,200
Talking about how hard it is
to own a business,
1285
01:33:03,400 --> 01:33:07,200
what with the paying of fines
and the State Board coming by.
1286
01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:10,400
I asked myself, "Why would he say that?"
1287
01:33:10,800 --> 01:33:12,200
Gina.
1288
01:33:12,400 --> 01:33:15,000
Look at me. Look to Jorge.
1289
01:33:15,400 --> 01:33:19,600
Do I seem the type of person that
would reside in such deviant behaviour?
1290
01:33:22,200 --> 01:33:24,200
With those split ends? Yeah.
1291
01:33:24,400 --> 01:33:26,200
What is this?
1292
01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:30,400
That is World's Dumbest Criminals
starring you and Inspector Crawford.
1293
01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:33,800
You should be a little more secretive.
1294
01:33:34,000 --> 01:33:36,400
So, George Christie,
1295
01:33:37,200 --> 01:33:40,400
of Austria, via Nebraska.
1296
01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:43,800
Yeah, I know about you.
I know your secret.
1297
01:33:44,000 --> 01:33:45,800
The point is this.
1298
01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:49,600
You didn't break me. I'm still standing.
1299
01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:53,800
And my shop is open
and doing very good business.
1300
01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:59,600
And you will never, ever intimidate me,
'cause I'm a phenomenal woman.
1301
01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:03,400
Kind of like what you try to be
but don't really pull off.
1302
01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:06,400
Hey. Hey!
1303
01:34:06,600 --> 01:34:10,400
(American)
Have a nice ride back
to that rib shack you call a shop!
1304
01:34:10,600 --> 01:34:14,200
Don't cut yourself
on the broken glass, bitch!
1305
01:34:14,400 --> 01:34:18,000
- Did somebody say cut?
- What? What...
1306
01:34:18,200 --> 01:34:19,800
(Jorge)
No! Aaah!
1307
01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:23,000
- Sit up, man.
- No! No! Shit!
1308
01:34:23,800 --> 01:34:26,600
- (shaver buzzes)
- No! No! No...!
1309
01:34:28,600 --> 01:34:31,000
(Helen) Hotlanta! Whassup?
1310
01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:34,400
It's your girl Helen,
hollering at you this morning,
1311
01:34:34,800 --> 01:34:37,800
telling you to get your ass up,
because it is a lovely day.
1312
01:34:38,200 --> 01:34:40,800
- Hey, Gina.
- Hey, Josephine.
1313
01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:43,000
It's good, right? It always is.
1314
01:34:43,200 --> 01:34:45,600
Gina, telephone.
1315
01:34:46,600 --> 01:34:49,400
- Hello. Gina Norris.
- Gina, it's hollering Helen.
1316
01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:53,600
Shut up. You lying.
Turn the radio up. Turn it up.
1317
01:34:55,000 --> 01:34:56,400
(feedback)
1318
01:34:56,600 --> 01:35:01,200
- Gina, y'all doing the thing down there!
- I'm on the radio!
1319
01:35:02,800 --> 01:35:06,800
- Ask her to give a shout out to my kid!
- Shout out to Africa!
1320
01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:09,400
Gina, I just called to say thanks
1321
01:35:09,600 --> 01:35:13,400
for hooking my head up
for my cousin Shondrella's wedding.
1322
01:35:13,600 --> 01:35:15,400
You saved my life!
1323
01:35:16,800 --> 01:35:20,400
That hair crack conditioner
got me looking all Halle Berry-ish.
1324
01:35:20,600 --> 01:35:23,600
- Don King? That was you?
- Sure was.
1325
01:35:23,800 --> 01:35:29,000
I need a touch-up. My man came over
last night and kind of sweated out my flip.
1326
01:35:29,200 --> 01:35:32,000
That's what got you in trouble last time.
1327
01:35:32,200 --> 01:35:36,600
Hotlanta, if you want to get your crop
dusted, your do did, or your flip whipped,
1328
01:35:36,800 --> 01:35:40,600
jump your butt in the hoopty,
get on down to Gina's Hair Salon
1329
01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:46,000
and let 'em hook you up with some
of Gina's famous hair crack conditioner.
1330
01:35:46,200 --> 01:35:51,400
Since y'all are my peeps, I'm gonna let
you ladies pick Helen's topic for the day.
1331
01:35:51,600 --> 01:35:54,600
- Holler at me, ladies.
- I'll holler!
1332
01:35:56,000 --> 01:36:00,200
Talk about how come there's never
a black man as The Bachelor.
1333
01:36:00,400 --> 01:36:04,400
People who name their kids names
they ain't never gonna live up to,
1334
01:36:04,600 --> 01:36:09,200
like a Porsche that look like a Buick
and a Mercedes that look like a Pinto.
1335
01:36:09,400 --> 01:36:14,000
Talk about these athletes going to jail.
They're in court more than on the court.
1336
01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:18,000
Keep this up,
half-time gonna be a plea bargain.
1337
01:36:18,200 --> 01:36:21,800
- No, talk about interracial love.
- You know you black.
1338
01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:26,800
Let's talk about legalising marijuana,
'cause my glaucoma's getting bad now.
1339
01:36:27,200 --> 01:36:30,800
If you have sex with a man,
he put you out before breakfast.
1340
01:36:31,000 --> 01:36:33,200
I like to go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!
1341
01:36:34,200 --> 01:36:39,000
Watch it, y'all! Big ups to you, Gina. I'll be
calling you in a minute for a touch-up.
1342
01:36:39,200 --> 01:36:41,200
Keep holding it down. I'll holler.
1343
01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:43,800
Holler!
1344
01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:47,200
Living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden
1345
01:36:47,600 --> 01:36:51,800
Living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden, golden
1346
01:36:52,000 --> 01:36:56,400
I'm taking my own freedom
Putting it in my song
1347
01:36:56,600 --> 01:37:00,800
Singing loud and strong
Grooving all day long
1348
01:37:01,000 --> 01:37:02,400
I'm taking my freedom
1349
01:37:03,400 --> 01:37:05,600
Putting it in my stroll
1350
01:37:05,800 --> 01:37:09,400
I'll be high-steppin' y'all
Letting the joy unfold
1351
01:37:09,600 --> 01:37:13,200
I'm living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden
1352
01:37:13,400 --> 01:37:16,600
Living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden
1353
01:37:16,800 --> 01:37:18,800
Living my life like it's golden, golden
1354
01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:22,200
Living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden
1355
01:37:22,600 --> 01:37:25,800
Living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden
1356
01:37:26,000 --> 01:37:28,400
Living my life like it's golden, golden
1357
01:37:28,600 --> 01:37:33,200
I'm taking my freedom
Pulling it off the shelf
1358
01:37:33,400 --> 01:37:37,000
Putting it on my chain
Wearing it round my neck
1359
01:37:37,200 --> 01:37:42,200
I'm taking my freedom
Putting it in my car
1360
01:37:42,600 --> 01:37:46,200
Wherever I choose to go
It will take me far
1361
01:37:46,400 --> 01:37:50,000
I'm living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden
1362
01:37:50,200 --> 01:37:53,400
Living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden
1363
01:37:53,600 --> 01:37:57,400
-Living my life like it's golden, golden
-I'm living my life like it's golden
1364
01:37:57,600 --> 01:38:00,800
Living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden
1365
01:38:01,000 --> 01:38:05,400
Living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden, golden
1366
01:38:05,600 --> 01:38:10,000
I'm holding on to my freedom
Can't take it from me
1367
01:38:10,400 --> 01:38:14,400
I was born into it
It comes naturally
1368
01:38:14,600 --> 01:38:19,200
I'm strumming my own freedom
Playing the god in me
1369
01:38:19,600 --> 01:38:23,200
Representing his glory
Hope he's proud of me
1370
01:38:23,400 --> 01:38:27,400
Living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden
1371
01:38:27,600 --> 01:38:32,000
-Hope he's proud of me
-Living my life like it's golden
1372
01:38:32,400 --> 01:38:35,800
I'm living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden
1373
01:38:36,200 --> 01:38:39,400
Living my life like it's golden
Living my life like it's golden
1374
01:38:39,800 --> 01:38:41,800
Living my life like it's golden, golden
1375
01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:46,200
Living my life like it's golden, golden
1376
01:38:46,600 --> 01:38:48,600
Golden, golden
1377
01:38:48,800 --> 01:38:51,000
Golden, golden
1378
01:38:51,200 --> 01:38:55,600
Living my life like it's golden, golden
1379
01:38:55,800 --> 01:38:57,800
Golden, golden
1380
01:38:58,000 --> 01:39:00,200
Golden, golden
1381
01:39:00,400 --> 01:39:03,600
Living my life like it's golden, golden
1382
01:39:03,800 --> 01:39:06,400
Golden, golden
1383
01:39:06,600 --> 01:39:10,600
Living my life like it's golden
1384
01:39:11,200 --> 01:39:13,400
Golden
1385
01:39:13,600 --> 01:39:15,800
Living my life
1386
01:39:16,000 --> 01:39:18,600
Living my life
1387
01:39:18,800 --> 01:39:24,400
Living my life like it's golden
1388
01:39:25,200 --> 01:39:27,800
It really matters to me, oh
1389
01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:32,400
Living my life
like it's golden, golden
1390
01:39:32,600 --> 01:39:34,600
Golden, golden
1391
01:39:34,800 --> 01:39:37,000
Golden, golden
1392
01:39:37,200 --> 01:39:41,600
Living my life like it's golden, golden
1393
01:39:41,800 --> 01:39:43,800
Golden, golden
1394
01:39:44,000 --> 01:39:46,200
Golden, golden
1395
01:39:46,400 --> 01:39:50,600
Living my life like it's golden, golden
1396
01:39:51,000 --> 01:39:53,000
Golden, golden
1397
01:39:53,200 --> 01:39:55,400
Golden, golden
1398
01:39:55,600 --> 01:40:00,000
Living my life like it's golden, golden
1399
01:40:00,200 --> 01:40:02,200
Golden, golden
1400
01:40:02,600 --> 01:40:04,600
Golden, golden
1401
01:40:04,800 --> 01:40:08,400
Living my life like it's golden...