1 00:01:12,975 --> 00:01:15,091 What's up, Walt? 2 00:01:22,895 --> 00:01:25,011 Get the rope! Up there! 3 00:01:25,095 --> 00:01:27,370 How was the handball game today? We won. 4 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:29,764 You always win, man. Shit! I missed it again. 5 00:01:29,855 --> 00:01:32,574 You gotta get that delivered. I gotta get to that game. 6 00:01:32,735 --> 00:01:34,930 Hey, Walt. How you doin'? Hey, John. 7 00:01:37,735 --> 00:01:41,569 - Walt, can I count on you for Thursday? - Yeah. 8 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:49,650 Stop, motherfucker, or you will die! Raymond! 9 00:02:06,575 --> 00:02:08,645 Hey, Dolly. Love your hair. 10 00:02:11,135 --> 00:02:13,046 We're here! 11 00:02:16,895 --> 00:02:19,728 - Hey. What you got there? - Love letters? 12 00:02:19,815 --> 00:02:22,283 Looks more like a Dear John letter to me 13 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:26,004 Hey, everybody needs love, honey. All I need is a John! 14 00:02:26,095 --> 00:02:29,132 They are not girls. They are not boys. 15 00:02:30,175 --> 00:02:33,485 They can't help it. They was born like that. 16 00:02:33,575 --> 00:02:36,328 Something in the throat. 17 00:02:39,335 --> 00:02:41,565 Mmm. 18 00:02:52,415 --> 00:02:54,485 Hey, Walt. Hey, Pogo. How you doin'? 19 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:56,566 Not good. What happened? 20 00:02:56,735 --> 00:02:59,329 Remember Ashley, my girlfriend? Yeah. 21 00:03:00,815 --> 00:03:03,249 She fuckin' left me, bro. 22 00:03:03,335 --> 00:03:05,644 What do you want? She looked like she was 14. 23 00:03:24,135 --> 00:03:27,571 Hey! Hey! Shut the fuckin' window or shut the fuck up! 24 00:03:27,735 --> 00:03:30,852 You shut your fuckin' window! Fuckin' faggots! 25 00:03:30,935 --> 00:03:33,733 The gay community thanks you for your support, fucker! 26 00:03:33,815 --> 00:03:35,806 Fuck you and the gay community! 27 00:03:35,895 --> 00:03:39,968 Fuck you and your Get married, have kids and beat up the dog community! 28 00:03:50,095 --> 00:03:52,131 Fuckin' demented fuckin' fruitcakes. 29 00:04:00,655 --> 00:04:05,490 Ah, shit! He's not there, the little fuck. Where the fuck is this motherfucker? 30 00:04:06,855 --> 00:04:08,766 I don't trust him! I never did! 31 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:06,006 You 're looking sharp, Walt. 32 00:06:06,095 --> 00:06:08,529 Save it for your payin' customers, babe. 33 00:06:10,975 --> 00:06:13,125 - Hi, Amber. - Listen. 34 00:06:15,615 --> 00:06:17,526 Thanks. 35 00:06:19,855 --> 00:06:23,291 Hi, sweetheart. I was in bed last night and I saw a rat run across my rug. 36 00:06:23,375 --> 00:06:25,286 No, I'm sure you're mistaken. 37 00:06:26,655 --> 00:06:28,566 You 're not listening to me. 38 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:34,170 I was in bed last night. I saw a rat run across the rug. OK? 39 00:06:34,255 --> 00:06:36,325 Rat? We have no rats here. 40 00:06:36,415 --> 00:06:40,806 Could you send Jaime to check my apartment tomorrow, please? 41 00:06:41,855 --> 00:06:43,766 I'm late for work. 42 00:06:56,695 --> 00:07:00,574 Come on, Amber. Come here. Hurry up! 43 00:07:00,735 --> 00:07:02,646 Thanks, Cristal. 44 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,966 Get in here. I can't! 45 00:07:18,895 --> 00:07:19,884 We're safe. 46 00:07:26,935 --> 00:07:29,005 How you doin' there? Hi. 47 00:07:38,415 --> 00:07:40,565 Hey, Walt. How ya doin'? Remember Sally? 48 00:07:40,735 --> 00:07:42,646 Sally. Hi, Walt. 49 00:07:46,375 --> 00:07:48,286 Hey, baby. What are you doin'? 50 00:08:31,415 --> 00:08:35,090 Comfy? Are you two comfy? Well, welcome everybody. 51 00:08:35,175 --> 00:08:40,568 You all look fabulous. You look fucking great... except for this table over here. 52 00:08:40,655 --> 00:08:43,567 Who's from Brooklyn here? Any guys from Brooklyn? 53 00:08:43,655 --> 00:08:47,614 Oh, hey, sweetie. You guys like guy... girls with big fat asses? 54 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:50,768 Big ol' tits, right? Why don't you come up here? 55 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:58,091 Just stand right there except don't come any closer. 56 00:08:58,175 --> 00:09:02,088 Guys like you beat my ass once I leave the club. You know what I'm saying? 57 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:05,804 You love me when I'm here, and when I leave you beat the shit out of me. 58 00:09:05,895 --> 00:09:08,489 All right. 59 00:09:08,575 --> 00:09:11,294 Get your fucking hand off my shoulder. 60 00:09:11,735 --> 00:09:14,568 I was trying to get your ass. Oh, my God. Are you gay? 61 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,566 A little bit. 62 00:09:17,615 --> 00:09:19,890 Only a little bit? 63 00:09:19,975 --> 00:09:22,694 And I'm a little bit of a girl, too, sweetie. 64 00:09:23,255 --> 00:09:27,168 You're all woman. All right. I want you to bend over now. 65 00:09:29,095 --> 00:09:31,484 I want you to kiss my ass. 66 00:09:35,655 --> 00:09:39,011 Kiss my ass. Think of me as a present and it's Christmas. 67 00:09:40,735 --> 00:09:42,407 All right. 68 00:09:42,495 --> 00:09:45,168 Have a seat. Look at you. Jesus Christ! 69 00:09:45,255 --> 00:09:50,568 All right, honies, I'm gonna invite my first pretty little number on the stage. 70 00:09:50,735 --> 00:09:53,408 And she's wonderful. Amazing Grace, thank you. 71 00:10:39,855 --> 00:10:42,892 How come you never aks me to dance, huh, Walt? 72 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,886 How come always Karen? 73 00:10:46,535 --> 00:10:49,049 Cos Karen's a lady and you ain't. You're a whore. 74 00:10:49,135 --> 00:10:51,854 How many times I tell you? I don't go with whores. 75 00:10:51,935 --> 00:10:54,654 I'm not a whore, Walt. You're not? OK. 76 00:10:57,135 --> 00:10:59,046 I'm ready. 77 00:11:31,535 --> 00:11:33,446 Marmalade! 78 00:11:36,255 --> 00:11:40,294 I hate to aks you, but I'm... running kind of short on my rent again. 79 00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:57,286 That enough? 80 00:11:58,415 --> 00:12:00,326 Thank you, baby. 81 00:12:11,575 --> 00:12:13,486 What a man. What a woman. 82 00:12:16,895 --> 00:12:18,886 See you next week. 83 00:12:18,975 --> 00:12:20,886 I'll count the days. 84 00:12:31,455 --> 00:12:33,366 That's a good boy, Leonard. 85 00:13:10,895 --> 00:13:13,409 Escucha bien. 86 00:13:16,055 --> 00:13:17,807 Just gimme my money. 87 00:13:26,095 --> 00:13:28,563 Why'd you fuckers shoot? Fuck you! 88 00:13:32,255 --> 00:13:35,850 Relax! Relax! You want another one, motherfucker? 89 00:14:01,295 --> 00:14:04,571 You shot her! You motherfucker! Why'd you shoot her? 90 00:14:04,735 --> 00:14:06,726 You fuckin' killed her, man! 91 00:14:36,015 --> 00:14:38,006 Sir, can you hear me? 92 00:14:38,095 --> 00:14:39,528 He's coming round. 93 00:14:39,695 --> 00:14:42,129 Sir, have you been hit? 94 00:14:55,735 --> 00:14:58,613 M r Koontz Are you awake? 95 00:14:59,255 --> 00:15:01,211 I'm Dr Nirmala. 96 00:15:01,295 --> 00:15:04,412 Can you hear me? Do you understand me? 97 00:15:05,055 --> 00:15:10,175 You've had a stroke. There is some paralysis on your right side. 98 00:15:10,255 --> 00:15:12,564 M r Koontz I�m Detective Noonan. 99 00:15:12,735 --> 00:15:15,932 In the early morning hours of October 3rd, you heard gunshots. 100 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:20,406 You attempted to confront the perpetrators before your heart attack? 101 00:15:20,495 --> 00:15:23,089 Actually, a stroke. Right. Sorry. 102 00:15:23,175 --> 00:15:26,690 Did you get a look at the killers? Could you identify them? 103 00:15:32,855 --> 00:15:35,528 You 're here for Amber Garcia Sanchez? 104 00:15:38,695 --> 00:15:41,084 I'm here to identify the body. 105 00:15:41,175 --> 00:15:44,087 Uh huh. And your relationship to the deceased? 106 00:15:45,855 --> 00:15:47,766 Just a friend. 107 00:15:49,895 --> 00:15:52,773 Stupid fuck! Where's the money? 108 00:15:58,135 --> 00:16:02,890 Hey! We been every square inch. The roof, basement, now this shithouse. 109 00:16:02,975 --> 00:16:03,771 Philistines! 110 00:16:03,855 --> 00:16:06,847 I'd like to know where the fuckin' bitch is across the hall. 111 00:16:08,615 --> 00:16:11,175 Miss Cristal? Are you in there? 112 00:16:11,255 --> 00:16:13,211 Open the door, bitch! 113 00:16:13,295 --> 00:16:15,206 Open the goddamn door, bitch! 114 00:16:32,215 --> 00:16:36,811 All set, Mr. Koontz? I've arranged for one of our volunteers to drive you home. 115 00:16:36,895 --> 00:16:38,806 I'm goin' home alone. 116 00:16:39,495 --> 00:16:42,692 By yourself? Alone? 117 00:16:43,735 --> 00:16:45,646 - Bu t why? - I�m OK. 118 00:16:46,975 --> 00:16:48,886 To see if I can. 119 00:16:56,095 --> 00:16:59,053 Hey, Pop. Jesus Christ! Come here. Check this out. 120 00:16:59,135 --> 00:17:01,046 Walt, you need a little help? 121 00:17:01,775 --> 00:17:03,891 Walt! Walt! 122 00:17:03,975 --> 00:17:06,694 You need a little help, Walt? No, I'm OK. 123 00:17:08,975 --> 00:17:11,205 I can't believe what happened to him. 124 00:17:15,855 --> 00:17:19,325 Waldo Koontz why you walking so funny? 125 00:17:20,815 --> 00:17:23,568 I... I had a stroke. 126 00:17:23,655 --> 00:17:26,408 Oh? You think that's bad? 127 00:17:26,495 --> 00:17:29,453 I didn't sleep a wink last night. 128 00:19:09,055 --> 00:19:11,330 Oh, God. 129 00:19:12,655 --> 00:19:16,170 Welcome home, motherfucker. Oh, my God! 130 00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:19,565 What the fuck did you do to my place? You Neanderthals! 131 00:19:19,735 --> 00:19:21,885 I'll fuck you up if we don't get our money. 132 00:19:21,975 --> 00:19:25,490 What money? The money Amber gave you to hide. 133 00:19:25,575 --> 00:19:30,091 If I had money, I'd move to a place where I wouldn't have to deal with scum like you. 134 00:19:30,175 --> 00:19:32,086 Now see, bitch! 135 00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:36,845 You homicidal maniacs are so sensitive. 136 00:19:36,935 --> 00:19:40,405 What the fuck is this? No! Don't! Don't! 137 00:19:40,855 --> 00:19:42,766 Don't! What is it? 138 00:19:43,855 --> 00:19:46,847 What the fuck is this shit? It's Amber's ashes. 139 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:48,846 Aw, shit! Aw, shit! 140 00:19:53,695 --> 00:19:57,370 Get the fuck outta here! Get the fuck outta here! 141 00:19:57,455 --> 00:20:01,573 We'll be watching you, faggot. Oh, watch my ass! Watch my ass! 142 00:20:01,655 --> 00:20:03,611 Boomn, boom. 143 00:20:30,135 --> 00:20:32,330 Ashley. 144 00:20:32,415 --> 00:20:34,326 Why did you trash me? 145 00:20:35,015 --> 00:20:38,928 Like some used-up soda can. 146 00:20:39,895 --> 00:20:41,886 Ashley. 147 00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:43,886 Why did you trash me? 148 00:20:44,775 --> 00:20:47,767 I was supposed to be your man. 149 00:20:49,255 --> 00:20:51,325 Ashley. 150 00:20:51,415 --> 00:20:53,326 You 're a fuckin' bitch. 151 00:20:54,455 --> 00:20:57,288 You left me for a guy named Lance. 152 00:20:58,335 --> 00:21:00,485 Ashley. 153 00:21:00,575 --> 00:21:02,486 You 're really stupid. 154 00:21:03,615 --> 00:21:06,573 Cos I was saving up to take you to France. 155 00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:11,014 Yeah, I was gonna take you to France. 156 00:21:20,575 --> 00:21:23,806 Mr. Koontz? It's Dr. Nirmala. 157 00:21:24,775 --> 00:21:26,652 Are you in there? 158 00:21:36,175 --> 00:21:39,406 Mr. Wilcox at the front desk said you were In 159 00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:45,610 Hello, Mr. Koontz. 160 00:21:46,975 --> 00:21:49,489 I've been so concerned, Mr. Koontz. 161 00:21:51,335 --> 00:21:54,725 You didn't return to the hospital for your physical therapy. 162 00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:57,045 And you don't answer your telephone. 163 00:21:59,015 --> 00:22:01,734 And your friends say that you never visit them 164 00:22:01,815 --> 00:22:04,329 and you don't allow them to visit you. 165 00:22:07,175 --> 00:22:13,284 And... And Mr. Pim, the grocer he says that you shop once a week 166 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,411 and not till late at night. 167 00:22:16,175 --> 00:22:18,245 Now, I can understand. 168 00:22:18,335 --> 00:22:22,886 You don't want your friends to see you perhaps not as you once were. 169 00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:27,173 But if you came in for your therapy you would improve. 170 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,046 and so would your spirits. 171 00:22:33,815 --> 00:22:38,889 I can arrange to have a physical therapist come here 172 00:22:38,975 --> 00:22:40,886 three times a week. Hm? 173 00:22:46,695 --> 00:22:48,606 Would you like that? 174 00:22:51,815 --> 00:22:55,694 Of course, it's going to be more expensive than at the hospital. 175 00:22:59,215 --> 00:23:04,050 What else... What else do I have to spend my... my money on? 176 00:23:10,775 --> 00:23:13,164 Ah, son of a bitch! It stinks! 177 00:23:14,095 --> 00:23:17,087 Let's keep our voices down. Let's just keep our voices down. 178 00:23:17,175 --> 00:23:22,295 Shut the fuck up! What the fuck are we talking about, keeping shit down? 179 00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:24,286 Where's this fuckin' bitch at? 180 00:23:26,495 --> 00:23:28,804 That skanky whore has my money. 181 00:23:32,855 --> 00:23:34,766 Oh, hi! 182 00:23:36,575 --> 00:23:39,487 Well... Well, how are you? 183 00:23:40,415 --> 00:23:43,168 I mean, I heard you got hurt trying to save Amber. 184 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:47,328 You know, and she was a friend of mine, so I really.. 185 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:51,286 Well, I wanna thank you and I'm sorry about... 186 00:23:52,295 --> 00:23:54,604 Oh, here. Let me help you, sweetheart. 187 00:23:58,095 --> 00:24:00,245 Get away. 188 00:24:00,335 --> 00:24:03,407 Are you OK? Give me your hand? 189 00:24:06,215 --> 00:24:09,173 Oh, don't be like that... for God's sake. 190 00:24:11,095 --> 00:24:13,086 Are you worried I might be catchy? 191 00:24:13,175 --> 00:24:15,769 Or you might suffer from a severe jewelry rash? 192 00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:17,925 Go fuck yourself. 193 00:24:18,015 --> 00:24:20,404 I've had worse... big boy. 194 00:24:31,975 --> 00:24:34,489 Happy Halloween. You devil! 195 00:24:37,735 --> 00:24:41,091 Are you registered to vote? Republican? 196 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:45,249 That is just teetering on interesting. 197 00:24:45,335 --> 00:24:48,964 Look, it's very simple. You sign up for the Flawless contest. 198 00:24:49,055 --> 00:24:52,570 If we don't receive your entrance fee in two weeks, you're eighty sixed. 199 00:24:53,015 --> 00:24:54,892 You 're hideous! 200 00:24:54,975 --> 00:24:57,250 Hi, ladies! Hi, sweetheart. 201 00:24:57,335 --> 00:25:00,168 Is it just me, or are drag queens getting more demented? 202 00:25:00,255 --> 00:25:02,291 It's just you, honey. It's you, hon. 203 00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:05,412 Honey, how come... the goddamn entrance fee went up? 204 00:25:05,495 --> 00:25:07,929 Cost of living. A hundred fucking dollars! 205 00:25:08,015 --> 00:25:10,927 - My God. Whose living is that? - Not that it matters. 206 00:25:11,015 --> 00:25:13,290 I think we all know who's going to win. 207 00:25:13,375 --> 00:25:15,411 My little Hispanic hotcake. 208 00:25:15,495 --> 00:25:17,725 You truly are lawless, Cha-Cha. 209 00:25:17,815 --> 00:25:21,569 She ain't gonna win. No fuckin' way! You prehistoric fucking bitch! 210 00:25:21,655 --> 00:25:24,328 It's America's least wanted. 211 00:25:25,575 --> 00:25:29,568 I heard your tired pussy was on sale at the International House of Cunts! 212 00:25:29,655 --> 00:25:33,614 Yeah, with your mama, bitch! Take it to the street, freaks! 213 00:25:34,615 --> 00:25:37,209 I need some butch faggots over here. 214 00:25:39,295 --> 00:25:41,206 I need some dykes! 215 00:25:45,135 --> 00:25:49,447 Get the fuck outta here! Shit! That's right! You got thrown out again. 216 00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:54,492 Oh, hi. Is Walt... 217 00:25:54,575 --> 00:25:56,531 Could I... Yeah, come on. 218 00:25:56,615 --> 00:25:58,526 Thanks. 219 00:26:00,215 --> 00:26:03,685 Hey, buddy. I been tryin' to see you. 220 00:26:03,775 --> 00:26:06,369 You know how many times I knocked on your door? 221 00:26:06,455 --> 00:26:09,208 I been real worried. I'm his physical therapist. 222 00:26:09,295 --> 00:26:12,685 - LeShaun Williams. - Tommy Walsh. I�m on my lunch hour. 223 00:26:12,775 --> 00:26:15,687 I thought I'd stop by. Sure. 224 00:26:19,055 --> 00:26:21,888 So... Walt, how you doin'? 225 00:26:25,575 --> 00:26:27,531 Hey... 226 00:26:27,615 --> 00:26:29,765 - What's your name? - LeShaun. 227 00:26:29,855 --> 00:26:34,451 Listen, you take good care of my buddy here, huh? He's a real hero, you know. 228 00:26:34,535 --> 00:26:38,926 He saved me, the other guard, Joe and 14 hostages in 1988. 229 00:26:40,815 --> 00:26:42,771 Tom... Wait, wait. 230 00:26:42,855 --> 00:26:46,734 That�s how he won early retirement. Look here. A letter from Mayor Koch. 231 00:26:46,815 --> 00:26:49,568 Wow. There's a bravery medal. 232 00:26:49,655 --> 00:26:52,010 - Man. - Tomnmy, please. 233 00:26:52,335 --> 00:26:54,053 Look at this. 234 00:26:54,135 --> 00:26:57,013 This is Walt, right here in the middle. 235 00:26:57,095 --> 00:26:59,006 That's Joe. That's me. 236 00:27:00,095 --> 00:27:04,407 I'm pistol whipped down on the floor. Joe's shittin' in his pants. 237 00:27:04,495 --> 00:27:08,408 And Walt, pistol whipped also bleedin' like a mother 238 00:27:08,495 --> 00:27:10,804 he pretends like he's knocked out. 239 00:27:11,215 --> 00:27:13,126 All of a sudden, blam blam! 240 00:27:13,855 --> 00:27:16,653 He shoots. Two thievin' motherfuckers go down. 241 00:27:20,575 --> 00:27:22,884 You want I should tell 'em to shut up? 242 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:25,933 Hey, shut the fuck up! Girls, look. A man in uniform! 243 00:27:26,015 --> 00:27:29,371 Officer, help me! Holy shit! 244 00:27:29,455 --> 00:27:31,173 Jesus Christ! 245 00:27:35,975 --> 00:27:37,886 Fuckin' freak show! 246 00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:42,043 Well... Maybe I should go. 247 00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:47,373 Walt. Here we go. That's right. 248 00:27:47,455 --> 00:27:51,243 You need anything? I'm OK. 249 00:27:51,655 --> 00:27:54,852 I guess you heard that Amber that little hooker upstairs 250 00:27:54,935 --> 00:27:58,166 and her sleaze boyfriend stole off Mr. Z. 251 00:27:58,255 --> 00:28:01,372 So it was his guys and him that you were shootin' at. 252 00:28:01,935 --> 00:28:05,564 They still can't find the money. And you know the cops can't do anything. 253 00:28:05,735 --> 00:28:08,807 Mr. Z's got 'em. In his pocket. Anyways. 254 00:28:09,775 --> 00:28:13,563 Hey, do me a favor, will you? Pick up the goddamn phone when I call you. 255 00:28:13,655 --> 00:28:15,725 And take good care of him. Yeah. 256 00:28:15,815 --> 00:28:18,170 - What was your name again? - LeShaun. 257 00:28:18,255 --> 00:28:21,372 Right. Right. All right. 258 00:28:21,455 --> 00:28:23,969 I'll see youse. 259 00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:26,406 Take it easy, Walt. 260 00:28:29,655 --> 00:28:34,092 You know, I had some real success with... stroke patients improvin' speech. 261 00:28:34,175 --> 00:28:37,008 You know how? Don't laugh. 262 00:28:37,095 --> 00:28:41,088 Singing lessons. It relaxes you. A lot of people like singing. 263 00:28:41,175 --> 00:28:43,405 I got a card in my bag for a lady uptown. 264 00:28:44,335 --> 00:28:46,644 Mildred somethin'. She's good. 265 00:28:47,655 --> 00:28:51,125 You gotta start gettin' out soon, anyway. What could you lose? 266 00:28:51,215 --> 00:28:54,127 You start talkin� better and phone your friends. 267 00:28:54,215 --> 00:28:56,126 You could even have phone sex. 268 00:28:58,855 --> 00:29:04,566 Call us. Call us now. Hot, wild girls waiting by the phone. 269 00:29:04,655 --> 00:29:07,010 We're hot and wild and willing. 270 00:29:07,095 --> 00:29:10,292 The girl of your dreams is waiting by the phone. 271 00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:13,572 She'll make your fantasies come true. 272 00:29:13,735 --> 00:29:15,726 Just call. 273 00:29:15,815 --> 00:29:17,726 Pick up the phone. 274 00:29:34,615 --> 00:29:37,004 Are you OK? I didn't hit you, did I? 275 00:29:38,095 --> 00:29:40,006 He slipped on the ice. 276 00:29:43,175 --> 00:29:45,484 Are you OK? Yeah? 277 00:29:46,575 --> 00:29:48,452 Buddy, is this yours? 278 00:29:48,535 --> 00:29:51,003 Hey, you dropped somethin'. 279 00:29:51,095 --> 00:29:53,609 I'll go get the door. I'll go get the door. 280 00:29:54,415 --> 00:29:57,327 Do you want this? Is this your card? I think it is. 281 00:30:05,935 --> 00:30:08,449 Honey, let me guess. A Jehovah's Witness? 282 00:30:08,535 --> 00:30:13,973 I... I was wondering if I could pay you... 283 00:30:14,055 --> 00:30:16,444 pay you for singing lessons. 284 00:30:20,575 --> 00:30:24,045 I'm sorry. I'd rather suck Hitler's dead dick. 285 00:30:26,375 --> 00:30:28,286 I'm sure you did! 286 00:30:32,655 --> 00:30:34,566 Fuckin' faggot. 287 00:30:38,695 --> 00:30:40,572 Wait a minute. Wait. 288 00:30:40,655 --> 00:30:42,566 Fuck! 289 00:30:46,775 --> 00:30:49,005 Honey, could you pay cash? Cash? 290 00:30:49,095 --> 00:30:51,404 I don't want your pity. 291 00:30:51,495 --> 00:30:55,534 I don't want your fuckin' pity either all right? I need the money. 292 00:30:58,335 --> 00:31:01,611 I'll call you from the window tomorrow when I'm ready. 293 00:31:06,375 --> 00:31:08,491 We're wasting our time out here. 294 00:31:11,055 --> 00:31:13,330 Fuckin' bitch! Hey, bitch! 295 00:31:13,415 --> 00:31:15,724 Bitch! Where the fuck is Cristal? 296 00:31:15,815 --> 00:31:17,726 I see her! Right there! Shit! 297 00:31:20,135 --> 00:31:22,091 Wait a minute, motherfucker! 298 00:31:29,935 --> 00:31:33,132 No! My leg, it's hurt bad. What do you want from me? 299 00:31:34,495 --> 00:31:36,565 What do you want? Shut up! 300 00:31:36,655 --> 00:31:39,408 - Mr. Z's fuckin' money. - No, I swear I know nothing! 301 00:31:39,495 --> 00:31:42,692 I don't know nothing! Then why the fuck you disappear? 302 00:31:42,775 --> 00:31:47,166 I heard you was looking for me and I seen what you done to Amber and Raymond. 303 00:31:47,255 --> 00:31:50,088 The same thing happens to you if Mr. Z don't get his money! 304 00:31:50,175 --> 00:31:53,053 Do I look like I got money? You think I'd be working 10th? 305 00:31:53,135 --> 00:31:55,330 If you're lying, you fuckbag... I'm not! 306 00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:57,645 - Boom! Boom! - No, no! 307 00:31:59,895 --> 00:32:02,090 What? Stop it! 308 00:32:03,495 --> 00:32:05,929 Can you give me some money? Fuck! 309 00:32:06,015 --> 00:32:08,927 Give me some money, you fuckin' dicks! 310 00:32:10,815 --> 00:32:13,124 Welcome to fairyland. 311 00:32:13,215 --> 00:32:15,285 We hope you enjoy the ride. 312 00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:21,405 Do not stand up in the cars and please... leave your attitude outside, all right? 313 00:32:22,695 --> 00:32:25,812 Honey, that was a joke, OK? 314 00:32:26,335 --> 00:32:29,372 I hate people who think they're funny. 315 00:32:29,455 --> 00:32:32,094 Yeah? Bet you hate a lot of things. 316 00:32:37,095 --> 00:32:38,926 All right. 317 00:32:39,015 --> 00:32:42,052 Well, I... I thought we'd start with the scales. 318 00:32:42,135 --> 00:32:44,808 Do you know the scales? 319 00:32:47,575 --> 00:32:50,453 All right? Grumpy, Sneezy and Horny. 320 00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:54,286 All right. Shall we begin? 321 00:33:00,895 --> 00:33:02,328 One more time. 322 00:33:06,295 --> 00:33:08,251 Let's move on. 323 00:33:11,855 --> 00:33:13,811 Honey, I can't hear you. 324 00:33:13,895 --> 00:33:17,410 I am not Jodie Foster and this is not Silence of the Lambs. 325 00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:22,569 Now, your voice is a muscle, all right? And you can exercise it, OK? 326 00:33:22,735 --> 00:33:26,614 What? You can exercise it. Don't be afraid. All right? 327 00:33:32,095 --> 00:33:34,563 Re. OK, that's better. All right, let's move on. 328 00:33:40,535 --> 00:33:44,528 That's better. That was a lot better. OK, good. Going for fa. 329 00:33:52,975 --> 00:33:54,647 Fa, come on. You can do it. 330 00:33:58,775 --> 00:34:00,766 Sing out, Louise! 331 00:34:02,615 --> 00:34:05,891 No, no. This is bullshit. 332 00:34:05,975 --> 00:34:09,126 Here's the... Here, I'll pay you. Here's the... 333 00:34:09,535 --> 00:34:11,844 - Hey, this was your idea. - Bad idea. 334 00:34:12,815 --> 00:34:14,806 I can't do it. Bullshit. 335 00:34:16,215 --> 00:34:19,730 Can't do it. Can't do this. 336 00:34:19,815 --> 00:34:23,410 Honey, can't lives on won't street, all right? 337 00:34:24,495 --> 00:34:27,965 Why don't you try fucking faggot? 338 00:34:28,815 --> 00:34:33,411 You know, cos you were always pretty good at shouting that across the alley. 339 00:34:33,495 --> 00:34:36,009 - Fuckin' faggot. - Prick. 340 00:34:36,855 --> 00:34:38,891 Cocksucker. Asshole. 341 00:34:38,975 --> 00:34:40,886 Girlie man. Republican. 342 00:34:41,735 --> 00:34:43,646 Queer! Fascist! 343 00:34:46,575 --> 00:34:48,850 Freak! Cheerleader fucker! 344 00:34:49,735 --> 00:34:52,533 Fuckin' fruitcake. Nazi! 345 00:34:52,615 --> 00:34:56,767 What's with the fuckin' door? I'll fuckin' help you out of the door. 346 00:34:56,855 --> 00:34:59,494 Fuckin' faggot! There you go. 347 00:35:01,455 --> 00:35:03,366 It's open. There you go. 348 00:35:03,455 --> 00:35:07,971 If you came here with a bellyful of self pity, you came to the wrong place. 349 00:35:08,055 --> 00:35:11,172 I left sensitivity back in the sandpile. 350 00:35:35,935 --> 00:35:37,846 All right, girl. 351 00:35:39,655 --> 00:35:43,773 Michelle Pfeiffer goes after a dangerous mind. 352 00:35:56,335 --> 00:36:00,453 I know you're in there. You paid for the lesson. You might as well get it. 353 00:36:01,575 --> 00:36:03,486 Come on. Open the door. 354 00:36:04,335 --> 00:36:07,088 Walt, I want you, baby! 355 00:36:07,175 --> 00:36:12,408 Oh, Walt, please be my man! Oh, please put it inside of me! 356 00:36:12,695 --> 00:36:16,210 Break it off in me, daddy. Break it off in me. 357 00:36:21,655 --> 00:36:25,045 What the fuck's the matter with you? OK, OK. 358 00:36:25,135 --> 00:36:28,332 What the fuck you doin'? All right, we had a few words. 359 00:36:28,415 --> 00:36:32,294 None that we haven't heard or used before. So is that it? You just quit? 360 00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:34,172 Fuck you! Fuck you, too. 361 00:36:34,255 --> 00:36:36,166 Fuck you! 362 00:36:37,095 --> 00:36:40,087 Having no trouble with the F sound? Get out! 363 00:36:40,655 --> 00:36:43,123 Get out! Fuckin' faggot. Fine, fine! 364 00:36:43,215 --> 00:36:45,524 I told your doctor it would never work. 365 00:36:47,015 --> 00:36:51,088 - You. You talked to D-Dr. Nirmala? - Yeah. 366 00:36:51,175 --> 00:36:53,245 Nirmala? Yeah. 367 00:36:53,335 --> 00:36:57,806 She's a fine woman. She helped a friend of mine who died of Al DS. Miss Burma. 368 00:36:57,895 --> 00:37:02,013 And also, if I was gonna teach you, I wanted to make sure I was doing it right. 369 00:37:02,095 --> 00:37:06,088 Like Anne Bancroft, you know. The Miracle Worker. 370 00:37:06,175 --> 00:37:09,565 I don't need no fag with a heart of gold. 371 00:37:09,735 --> 00:37:12,010 Honey, you see a crown of thorns on my head? 372 00:37:12,095 --> 00:37:14,928 Only rhinestones, sweetheart. I am no Brother Teresa. 373 00:37:15,015 --> 00:37:17,654 I told you, I need the money. I got big plans. 374 00:37:19,775 --> 00:37:21,527 Oh! 375 00:37:21,615 --> 00:37:24,049 Got a letter from Ed Koch. 376 00:37:24,135 --> 00:37:26,091 Ah, when New York was fun. 377 00:37:26,175 --> 00:37:28,735 Oh! You're a bowler. 378 00:37:28,815 --> 00:37:30,726 That's so cute. 379 00:37:31,775 --> 00:37:33,731 Third place. Pretty good. 380 00:37:34,895 --> 00:37:38,774 Oh, I always heard you were some kind of hero. 381 00:37:39,815 --> 00:37:41,851 Yeah. Look where it got me. 382 00:37:43,975 --> 00:37:45,886 Oh, hey. You know? 383 00:37:46,775 --> 00:37:49,926 You got a rough break. Who did n't? 384 00:37:52,215 --> 00:37:56,572 Look, I see you sittin' there all alone you know, all the time. 385 00:37:57,095 --> 00:37:59,484 Hidin' from life, you know? 386 00:37:59,575 --> 00:38:01,930 Life. Life is shit. 387 00:38:02,015 --> 00:38:04,529 Aren't you just a little ray of sunshine? 388 00:38:05,415 --> 00:38:10,569 Allow me to leave you sitting all alone on your pity pot, cos I've been there before. 389 00:38:10,735 --> 00:38:13,807 Poor me, poor me pour me another, all right? 390 00:38:18,495 --> 00:38:20,053 OK. 391 00:38:20,135 --> 00:38:22,285 Oh, honey, are you coming upstairs? 392 00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:27,253 You know, to face the music like the man you're supposed to be? 393 00:38:28,335 --> 00:38:32,965 Or should I just get Dr Kevorkian's fucking phone number for you? 394 00:38:41,255 --> 00:38:42,654 Your favourite note. 395 00:38:52,175 --> 00:38:55,804 Oh, that was so adorable. 396 00:38:55,895 --> 00:38:59,365 All right, play that funky music, white boy! 397 00:38:59,735 --> 00:39:03,011 OK. I think you're doing pretty good with the scales. 398 00:39:03,095 --> 00:39:05,404 We need to start workin' on a song, OK? 399 00:39:06,455 --> 00:39:08,207 All right. 400 00:39:08,295 --> 00:39:11,014 Oh, listen. Everything's Coming Up Roses? 401 00:39:11,095 --> 00:39:13,370 Peppy, positive, Sondheim. 402 00:39:13,455 --> 00:39:17,164 No? OK, OK. Moving right along. 403 00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:19,485 Probably you 're into Sinatra. 404 00:39:19,575 --> 00:39:24,854 Although I don't do Sinatra. Although I'm sure I'm the only girl who hasn't. 405 00:39:24,935 --> 00:39:27,529 I... I like the tango. 406 00:39:27,975 --> 00:39:31,968 So... you're a tango dancer? 407 00:39:32,055 --> 00:39:35,491 Are you? Was. Was. 408 00:39:35,855 --> 00:39:37,766 Yeah. 409 00:39:37,855 --> 00:39:39,925 You will be again, though. I know 410 00:39:42,095 --> 00:39:46,088 I know a song you'd probably love. All right, hold on. 411 00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:48,086 It's right here. 412 00:39:55,655 --> 00:39:58,692 Sorry, girl. We didn't know you was entertaining. 413 00:39:58,775 --> 00:40:01,335 We're going downstairs for some pizza. 414 00:40:01,415 --> 00:40:06,489 We were gonna go watch Carmine twirl that pizza dough with his big muscles. 415 00:40:06,575 --> 00:40:09,248 - You wanna come with us? - Ladies. 416 00:40:09,335 --> 00:40:14,329 This is Walt from downstairs. He's taking singing lessons, all right? 417 00:40:14,415 --> 00:40:17,452 Well, Mary, I just wanna find out about my blue dress. 418 00:40:18,135 --> 00:40:20,888 I'm sorry. This will only take one minute. 419 00:40:22,175 --> 00:40:26,532 You better watch out for Rusty, honey. She likes you "straight" guys. 420 00:40:29,175 --> 00:40:32,963 Miss Thing, shove a land mine in that big hole you call a mouth. 421 00:40:33,055 --> 00:40:37,094 How you doin', baby? My name is Cha Cha de los Santos P�rez Cueva. 422 00:40:37,175 --> 00:40:39,086 You can just call me Cha-Cha. 423 00:40:40,335 --> 00:40:43,930 Oh, I'm sorry. You have a My Left Foot thing going on, don't you? 424 00:40:44,015 --> 00:40:49,248 All right, out, out, out! Out! I think we got the message! Come on! 425 00:40:49,335 --> 00:40:51,769 Yoo-hoo, Miss Taco Bell. V�monos. V�monos. 426 00:40:51,855 --> 00:40:54,767 - Bye, Mr. My Left Foot. - V�monos. V�monos. 427 00:40:54,855 --> 00:40:57,323 All right, I'll take a Mido! Miss you already! 428 00:40:59,975 --> 00:41:02,933 Sorry about that. They are so much work. 429 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:07,970 All right. Is this the real you or what? 430 00:41:09,455 --> 00:41:12,049 Give me some men who are stout hearted men 431 00:41:12,135 --> 00:41:15,571 Who will fight for the right they adore 432 00:41:15,735 --> 00:41:18,408 Ooh, macho man! 433 00:41:18,495 --> 00:41:22,010 The macho man! I kill bear! Shit in woods! 434 00:41:22,095 --> 00:41:24,563 Am I right? You'll love it, honey. 435 00:41:25,415 --> 00:41:29,169 All right. Now, we can start with. 436 00:41:29,255 --> 00:41:32,053 From the top of that song I thought would be really good. 437 00:41:32,375 --> 00:41:35,094 How long you been doing this? 438 00:41:36,015 --> 00:41:39,769 Singing? No, no. This drag queen type of thing. 439 00:41:41,935 --> 00:41:46,326 Well, I've been in musicals at school, ever since I was a little kid. 440 00:41:46,415 --> 00:41:50,647 You know, I was Prince Chulalongkorn in The King And I. 441 00:41:51,495 --> 00:41:53,804 Bu t I was miscast 442 00:41:53,895 --> 00:41:57,365 Then I was the lion in The Wizard of Oz and I was definitely miscast 443 00:41:57,455 --> 00:41:59,366 but I was the only one... 444 00:42:00,655 --> 00:42:04,125 fat enough to fit into the costume. Whatever. 445 00:42:04,455 --> 00:42:09,131 And then in The Snow Queen I was again totally miscast as the king. 446 00:42:09,215 --> 00:42:11,490 We were all on stage 447 00:42:11,575 --> 00:42:15,773 and they had made these dry ice kettles so smoke could come out of 'em. 448 00:42:15,855 --> 00:42:20,531 And one night, all of a sudden one dry ice kettle exploded 449 00:42:20,615 --> 00:42:23,573 and dry ice flew everywhere. 450 00:42:24,055 --> 00:42:28,367 Well, pretty little Miss No Talent who was playing the snow queen 451 00:42:28,455 --> 00:42:31,731 dashed off the stage screaming and pulling her hair out. 452 00:42:31,815 --> 00:42:34,375 Well, the play must go on, I believe 453 00:42:34,455 --> 00:42:36,491 and she had dropped her crown. 454 00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:39,728 Well, honey, I just picked up that crown 455 00:42:41,135 --> 00:42:43,126 put it on my head 456 00:42:43,215 --> 00:42:48,243 and I was the greatest goddamn snow queen 457 00:42:48,335 --> 00:42:51,930 In the history o f PS 11 Paramus, New Jersey. 458 00:42:52,255 --> 00:42:56,533 And I have been wearing dresses ever since. 459 00:42:56,695 --> 00:42:59,493 Bu t I don't like the term "drag queen", you know? 460 00:42:59,575 --> 00:43:03,409 Because most drag queens just wanna parade around looking lawless. 461 00:43:03,495 --> 00:43:07,124 and if they sing they lip synch to records and... 462 00:43:10,175 --> 00:43:12,086 I'm a singer... 463 00:43:13,135 --> 00:43:15,444 and I'm a female impressionist. 464 00:43:16,135 --> 00:43:18,285 I'm an artist, you know? 465 00:43:19,775 --> 00:43:23,165 Who do you think you're bull... bullshitting? 466 00:43:23,255 --> 00:43:26,406 You 're a fuckin' drag queen! 467 00:43:32,775 --> 00:43:36,085 Let me savour those lovely words for a moment, all right? 468 00:43:36,175 --> 00:43:38,643 What are you, channelling Jesse Helms? 469 00:43:39,095 --> 00:43:41,768 Don't be so... so sensitive. 470 00:43:43,015 --> 00:43:47,327 You. You can take a dick. you can take an insult. 471 00:43:49,255 --> 00:43:51,132 Right, Walt. 472 00:43:51,215 --> 00:43:56,733 I'm not so... stupid as you think. 473 00:43:57,495 --> 00:44:02,205 Honey, you could never be as stupid as I think you are, all right? 474 00:44:23,215 --> 00:44:25,683 Yes? I owe you two weeks, right? 475 00:44:27,895 --> 00:44:29,806 Yes 476 00:44:30,535 --> 00:44:32,446 And there's a week in advance. 477 00:44:33,895 --> 00:44:37,490 I'm getting a motorcycle. Can I park it in the back so it's safe? 478 00:44:37,575 --> 00:44:39,566 A motorcycle. 479 00:44:39,735 --> 00:44:42,647 It's $50 additional every week for parking. 480 00:44:43,855 --> 00:44:46,005 $50? 481 00:44:46,095 --> 00:44:48,370 No problem. 482 00:44:48,455 --> 00:44:51,572 Take it easy. Would you like a receipt for that? 483 00:44:51,735 --> 00:44:55,125 No, I trust you. Why don't you lighten up a little bit, Leonard? 484 00:44:55,215 --> 00:44:56,933 - Cone on, Tasha. - Bye 485 00:44:57,775 --> 00:44:59,686 Have a nice evening. 486 00:45:21,415 --> 00:45:26,045 Don't push me! Don't push me! Please don't push me! Just go! 487 00:45:26,815 --> 00:45:30,728 Don't call my fuckin' house! Jesus! Wait! Wait! 488 00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:32,726 No, wait! 489 00:45:43,295 --> 00:45:45,855 Look, I�m sorry! Please stay! 490 00:45:46,415 --> 00:45:48,326 Please! 491 00:45:58,895 --> 00:46:03,252 - We're gonna start with "Shirley, Shirley". - Last night. 492 00:46:03,335 --> 00:46:05,451 - What, honey? - Your boyfriend? 493 00:46:06,975 --> 00:46:08,886 Yeah. 494 00:46:10,615 --> 00:46:12,810 It's complicated. 495 00:46:12,895 --> 00:46:16,365 He's married. He has two kids. 496 00:46:17,575 --> 00:46:19,645 But the fucking gambles 497 00:46:20,575 --> 00:46:22,486 you know? 498 00:46:22,975 --> 00:46:24,886 On sports. 499 00:46:25,495 --> 00:46:29,408 He always needs money for new storm windows or something for his kids 500 00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:32,805 so he says, but it's for gambling and I know. 501 00:46:36,735 --> 00:46:39,249 He gambles with your money? 502 00:46:40,815 --> 00:46:42,851 Yeah, the gambles with my money 503 00:46:44,575 --> 00:46:47,965 So you pay... for sex? 504 00:46:50,895 --> 00:46:54,854 Honey, there's no romance without finance, you know? 505 00:46:54,935 --> 00:46:57,574 Oh, no. I don't pay for sex. 506 00:46:58,295 --> 00:47:00,650 No? No. 507 00:47:01,615 --> 00:47:03,526 Well... 508 00:47:04,335 --> 00:47:08,374 What, you think if you got a wifey or a girlfriend, you don't pay, honey? 509 00:47:08,455 --> 00:47:10,366 Honey, you pay, all right? 510 00:47:11,255 --> 00:47:14,247 You ever been married? Don't answer that. 511 00:47:14,335 --> 00:47:18,806 She probably died of some horrible disease and it's made you what you are. 512 00:47:19,815 --> 00:47:22,329 Well, she was a... a dancer. 513 00:47:23,295 --> 00:47:25,206 I worshipped her. 514 00:47:27,495 --> 00:47:31,534 She ran... ran off with some guy who... 515 00:47:34,175 --> 00:47:37,724 gave her a... a tattoo. 516 00:47:41,655 --> 00:47:43,566 Took everything. Everything. 517 00:47:44,895 --> 00:47:47,807 The dog. Everything. 518 00:47:52,295 --> 00:47:55,287 Honey, you should have gotten another dog. 519 00:47:56,175 --> 00:47:58,086 All right. 520 00:47:58,855 --> 00:48:01,210 All right, slowly now. 521 00:48:08,415 --> 00:48:10,804 Oh, Christ. I'm sorry. 522 00:48:10,895 --> 00:48:14,683 Just Shirley, Shirley. Just practise it. 523 00:48:14,775 --> 00:48:16,686 OK, OK! OK! 524 00:48:17,255 --> 00:48:19,246 Stop ringing. 525 00:48:22,015 --> 00:48:25,166 What? What? 526 00:48:28,615 --> 00:48:31,687 When? 527 00:48:38,175 --> 00:48:40,086 Hold on, hold on. 528 00:48:46,775 --> 00:48:49,494 We're gonna have to stop for today, sweetheart. 529 00:48:49,575 --> 00:48:52,248 I'm sorry. I just have to stop. 530 00:49:04,215 --> 00:49:06,126 Hello? 531 00:49:07,495 --> 00:49:08,974 Hello? 532 00:49:10,055 --> 00:49:11,966 Who is this? 533 00:49:12,855 --> 00:49:15,130 Walt. Walt. 534 00:49:16,215 --> 00:49:20,413 Is there anything you need? To tell you the truth, I was... I... 535 00:49:20,495 --> 00:49:23,328 I was hoping later we would get together. 536 00:49:23,415 --> 00:49:25,565 Sure. You're a godsend. 537 00:49:25,655 --> 00:49:27,566 Because I�m. 538 00:49:28,575 --> 00:49:32,727 having trouble with my rent... again this month. 539 00:49:36,695 --> 00:49:39,289 To tell you the truth, I'm... 540 00:49:41,535 --> 00:49:48,213 I'm kind of tapped out. I don't have any money except for the... the therapy. 541 00:49:48,895 --> 00:49:50,851 I see. 542 00:49:50,935 --> 00:49:56,567 But we could still... still get together. Oh, sure. 543 00:49:57,055 --> 00:50:01,810 How about some... some time next... next week? 544 00:50:02,455 --> 00:50:07,370 Listen, I�m gong to be tied up for the next couple of weeks. 545 00:50:07,975 --> 00:50:09,886 But I'll call you. 546 00:50:10,895 --> 00:50:13,011 I gotta go. OK. Bye. 547 00:50:13,095 --> 00:50:16,565 - Bye, sweetheart. I'll call you. Bye. - Sure. OK 548 00:50:16,655 --> 00:50:18,566 Bye. 549 00:50:31,455 --> 00:50:37,769 Don't go, cos she ain't interested in you or what picture you wanna see. 550 00:50:37,855 --> 00:50:40,415 Mr. Pogo has returned. 551 00:50:42,815 --> 00:50:46,569 Where you going? I haven't finished my story. 552 00:50:51,135 --> 00:50:53,251 Nice wheels. Thanks, man. 553 00:50:53,335 --> 00:50:55,929 - Yeah, it must have cost you. - Yeah. 554 00:50:56,015 --> 00:50:58,404 Where'd you get the money? Hey? 555 00:51:00,295 --> 00:51:03,173 - What the fu ck? - You been lashin' around a lotta cash. 556 00:51:03,255 --> 00:51:06,292 Where'd you get it? Some guy owed me money. Big deal. 557 00:51:06,375 --> 00:51:08,809 What fuckin' guy? What guy? 558 00:51:08,895 --> 00:51:12,092 Look, fuck this shit. Tasha, we gotta get out of here. 559 00:51:16,055 --> 00:51:17,488 Aw, shit! 560 00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:19,850 I'm fuckin' the bitch. 561 00:51:19,935 --> 00:51:24,087 I'll tell you. Don't hurt the bike. I been dealing. 562 00:51:25,895 --> 00:51:28,568 Dealing? For who, motherfucker? 563 00:51:30,815 --> 00:51:32,726 Radio. 564 00:51:33,535 --> 00:51:36,174 For that fat fuck? In Mr. Z's territory? 565 00:51:36,575 --> 00:51:38,088 Fucker! 566 00:51:47,015 --> 00:51:48,926 Oh, shit! 567 00:51:51,495 --> 00:51:54,248 You deal around here again you're fuckin' dead! 568 00:51:58,335 --> 00:52:01,213 You never said nothin' about dealin' drugs! 569 00:52:01,295 --> 00:52:03,206 Prick! 570 00:52:09,815 --> 00:52:11,726 Tasha. 571 00:52:12,615 --> 00:52:14,810 I really thought you were the one. 572 00:52:16,055 --> 00:52:18,774 You just treated me like scum. 573 00:52:20,415 --> 00:52:23,851 And you left me like a tornado leaves a town. 574 00:52:26,215 --> 00:52:28,171 I gave you love. 575 00:52:28,255 --> 00:52:30,166 I gave you gifts. 576 00:52:30,775 --> 00:52:32,686 Bu t you treated me like shit. 577 00:52:33,815 --> 00:52:36,488 And you fuckin' kicked me when I was down. 578 00:52:38,375 --> 00:52:40,843 You fuckin' kicked me when I was down. 579 00:52:43,295 --> 00:52:46,765 So no more excuses. When I call, youse answer the phone. 580 00:52:46,855 --> 00:52:49,972 Cos I know you talked to Karen. She told you? 581 00:52:50,055 --> 00:52:52,285 No. Tia. 582 00:52:52,375 --> 00:52:55,048 The young one in the dance club who had eyes for you? 583 00:52:55,135 --> 00:52:56,887 Tia's a whore, Tommy. 584 00:52:56,975 --> 00:53:00,251 They're all whores. Except my mother, may she rest in peace. 585 00:53:00,335 --> 00:53:01,893 Hey, watch it. 586 00:53:01,975 --> 00:53:05,854 Hey, and your mother too... What's your name again? 587 00:53:07,135 --> 00:53:10,252 - LeShaun. - LeShaun. Right. 588 00:53:10,335 --> 00:53:12,769 Anyways, tomorrow's Saturday 589 00:53:12,855 --> 00:53:15,130 and the card game's at Vinnie's. 590 00:53:15,215 --> 00:53:19,288 The guys would sure love it if you would drop by, like old times. 591 00:53:20,375 --> 00:53:22,286 Maybe. 592 00:53:22,775 --> 00:53:25,289 Yeah, sure. And black is beautiful. 593 00:53:25,375 --> 00:53:27,809 Man, watch your mouth, all right? Fat boy 594 00:53:27,895 --> 00:53:29,806 Fat boy? 595 00:53:30,215 --> 00:53:33,013 Oh, you motherfucker! Now, watch it... 596 00:53:33,095 --> 00:53:35,245 You wanna come over here and watch? 597 00:53:35,335 --> 00:53:38,964 Don't be mad at me just cos you look like Pillsbury Doughboy. 598 00:53:39,055 --> 00:53:40,966 I am somebody. 599 00:53:41,975 --> 00:53:43,966 Oh, no. Hold on. 600 00:53:44,055 --> 00:53:46,125 Hand me the paddle, man. 601 00:53:46,215 --> 00:53:49,013 Get that fuckin' paddle before... Watch out... 602 00:53:49,095 --> 00:53:52,531 Hey, come on! I said it to you on purpose! I know, you came from kings. 603 00:53:52,695 --> 00:53:54,765 I saw Roots. All 20 nights of it. 604 00:53:54,855 --> 00:53:57,130 Hey, you're making me miss 'em, Tommy. Come on! 605 00:53:58,775 --> 00:54:00,925 I got it. 606 00:54:01,015 --> 00:54:02,926 There we go. 607 00:54:03,655 --> 00:54:05,247 Hey. Is Walt there? 608 00:54:05,335 --> 00:54:07,246 Yeah, he's here. Thanks. 609 00:54:09,095 --> 00:54:11,609 Don't cry for me, Argentina. 610 00:54:13,455 --> 00:54:17,050 What do you think, M r My Le ft Foot? You know, for the Flawless contest? 611 00:54:18,735 --> 00:54:21,568 I don't know. Oh, your brain's still broke, huh? 612 00:54:21,655 --> 00:54:23,566 Well, that's OK. 613 00:54:24,775 --> 00:54:28,734 Have you seen Miss Rusty? Cos she was supposed to help me with this. 614 00:54:30,175 --> 00:54:33,053 No, I haven't seen him. OK. Thank you. 615 00:54:34,015 --> 00:54:35,926 - Bye, baby. - Bye. 616 00:54:38,295 --> 00:54:40,331 Bye, big boy 617 00:54:46,095 --> 00:54:48,165 He gone? Huh? 618 00:54:48,255 --> 00:54:51,213 I don't wanna hear one fuckin' word from either one of you. 619 00:54:53,095 --> 00:54:55,006 OK... baby. 620 00:54:59,655 --> 00:55:01,566 OK, baby. 621 00:55:05,335 --> 00:55:08,725 Oh, my God. I'm so glad I lived long enough to see that. 622 00:55:09,815 --> 00:55:11,692 Baby! 623 00:55:26,575 --> 00:55:28,486 Get up, girl. 624 00:55:31,375 --> 00:55:34,845 Like Lana Turner in Ziegfeld Girl. 625 00:55:40,415 --> 00:55:42,133 Oh, honey. 626 00:55:42,855 --> 00:55:44,766 Oh, honey. 627 00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:52,926 Hi. 628 00:55:54,055 --> 00:55:57,570 Are you all right? Oh, peachy, honey. 629 00:55:57,735 --> 00:56:00,568 Where the hell you been? Oh, fun and games. 630 00:56:00,735 --> 00:56:03,886 My mother�s funeral and wake. 631 00:56:03,975 --> 00:56:06,284 Oh. Sorry to hear about your mother. 632 00:56:06,375 --> 00:56:09,333 Oh, my father killed her a long time ago. 633 00:56:09,415 --> 00:56:11,531 Buried her today, that's all. 634 00:56:12,855 --> 00:56:14,891 This is my legacy... 635 00:56:14,975 --> 00:56:18,206 Her old gloves. She always wore gloves. 636 00:56:18,735 --> 00:56:21,124 Yeah, she was a victim, you know? 637 00:56:23,255 --> 00:56:25,894 But she was sweet you know, but a victim. 638 00:56:27,575 --> 00:56:29,531 A reformed drunk... 639 00:56:29,695 --> 00:56:32,334 on her knees at church, begging 640 00:56:32,855 --> 00:56:37,133 you know, Jesus, Mary and Joseph and every goddamn saint in heaven 641 00:56:37,215 --> 00:56:42,653 to forgive her for giving birth to Cruella de Fag, you know? 642 00:56:43,815 --> 00:56:46,568 Being a slave to my father before he died. 643 00:56:46,735 --> 00:56:49,044 You would have loved each other. 644 00:56:49,815 --> 00:56:51,043 He... 645 00:56:51,135 --> 00:56:54,571 He thought Archie Bunker was a flaming liberal. 646 00:56:56,455 --> 00:57:02,371 You know, every morning she would get up and fix him breakfast. 647 00:57:02,455 --> 00:57:06,733 And... every morning, for 30 years 648 00:57:07,335 --> 00:57:09,405 she said 649 00:57:09,495 --> 00:57:11,645 Hi, Daddy. Do you love me? 650 00:57:13,095 --> 00:57:15,006 No answer. 651 00:57:16,215 --> 00:57:22,245 Every morning, 30 years. Hi, Daddy. Do you love me? No answer. 652 00:57:22,335 --> 00:57:26,487 One day, my ma says Hi, Daddy. Do you love me? 653 00:57:27,455 --> 00:57:29,491 And... 654 00:57:29,575 --> 00:57:31,486 he said no. 655 00:57:39,415 --> 00:57:42,487 The moral of that story is so... 656 00:57:43,295 --> 00:57:47,971 If you haven't gotten an answer in 30 years, you ought to know it by now. 657 00:57:53,055 --> 00:57:55,774 Thanks for the drink. You're welcome. 658 00:57:55,855 --> 00:57:59,245 See you tomorrow. Thank you for staying. 659 00:58:00,295 --> 00:58:04,447 Sorry about your mother. Thanks. 660 00:58:04,535 --> 00:58:06,446 You 're right, Walt. 661 00:58:07,735 --> 00:58:10,568 Honey, I just want you to know that you're right. 662 00:58:10,735 --> 00:58:12,646 You know, I�m 663 00:58:13,895 --> 00:58:18,969 I'm not an artist, you know. I'm not some... female impressionist. 664 00:58:19,055 --> 00:58:20,966 I'm a... 665 00:58:22,655 --> 00:58:24,566 I'm lonely... 666 00:58:26,815 --> 00:58:28,726 and I'm ugly... 667 00:58:29,375 --> 00:58:31,286 and I'm a drag queen. 668 00:58:34,895 --> 00:58:37,728 Now look who's feeling sorry for themselves. 669 00:58:40,815 --> 00:58:42,931 Where have you been? Sonny, don't. 670 00:58:43,015 --> 00:58:46,451 You says if I come here last night you'll have the fuckin' money 671 00:58:46,535 --> 00:58:49,333 Not now! I didn't have the money! I was somewhere else! 672 00:58:49,415 --> 00:58:51,212 Where's the fuckin' money? 673 00:58:51,295 --> 00:58:53,934 Come on, man. Take it easy. Who the fuck is this? 674 00:58:54,015 --> 00:58:56,165 - Let go! I'll get the money. - Get my money. 675 00:58:56,255 --> 00:58:58,564 Let go of him. I'll give you the money. 676 00:58:58,655 --> 00:59:02,967 Walt, just get in the room. He's not gonna let you go. Just walk in the room. 677 00:59:03,055 --> 00:59:06,764 I'm tired of coming here for nothing. Five minutes. OK? 678 00:59:06,855 --> 00:59:10,211 If you fuck around, I'm telling you I'm gonna fuckin' smack you. 679 00:59:10,295 --> 00:59:12,604 You look really good today, all right? 680 00:59:13,495 --> 00:59:15,406 All right, honey. 681 00:59:16,775 --> 00:59:18,686 Fuck you, you cocksucker! 682 00:59:19,535 --> 00:59:22,254 Don't you fuckin' lock this door! Motherfucker! 683 00:59:22,335 --> 00:59:26,806 Don't you lock that door! No! Not the fuckin' door again! 684 00:59:26,895 --> 00:59:29,648 Rusty! You wanna fuck around let's fuck around. 685 00:59:32,295 --> 00:59:35,526 Open the fuckin' door! I need that money, man! 686 00:59:35,615 --> 00:59:37,731 Steel plate. Don't worry. 687 00:59:38,815 --> 00:59:42,524 I don't know if I did it to keep out burglars or Sonny when he gets like this. 688 00:59:44,095 --> 00:59:48,213 Go home and beat up wifey before I call the cops, you fucker! 689 00:59:48,295 --> 00:59:52,686 All right, fuck you! You just fucked up. I'm comin' back every fuckin' night. 690 00:59:52,775 --> 00:59:56,654 You don't pay me, I'll take a fuckin' scissor to every fuckin' wig you got here! 691 01:00:04,375 --> 01:00:06,013 Motherfucker! 692 01:00:06,895 --> 01:00:09,568 So that's your... your boyfriend? 693 01:00:10,415 --> 01:00:12,326 He's not always like this. 694 01:00:14,415 --> 01:00:18,124 He's got this Italian Catholic guilt and shame thing 695 01:00:18,215 --> 01:00:20,331 because he loves me so much. 696 01:00:20,415 --> 01:00:22,212 We're... we're working it out. 697 01:00:22,935 --> 01:00:25,085 This won't happen once I have... 698 01:00:25,935 --> 01:00:29,291 my operation to be all woman, you know? 699 01:00:31,095 --> 01:00:35,213 That's why I work teaching and sewing saving up for the day that I... 700 01:00:36,975 --> 01:00:38,727 become a real woman. 701 01:00:38,815 --> 01:00:41,693 You 're gonna become one of those he-she freaks? 702 01:00:42,255 --> 01:00:44,166 All she. 703 01:00:45,055 --> 01:00:46,966 After the... 704 01:00:47,935 --> 01:00:50,893 hormone shots and the operation. 705 01:00:54,815 --> 01:00:57,329 You're gonna cut off your dick and balls? 706 01:00:57,415 --> 01:01:00,725 Snip, snip, sweetheart. 707 01:01:01,055 --> 01:01:05,094 How could a man cut off his dick and balls? Why would you do that? 708 01:01:05,415 --> 01:01:07,326 Because 709 01:01:09,255 --> 01:01:12,372 I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, honey. 710 01:01:12,455 --> 01:01:14,366 You 're no woman. 711 01:01:15,495 --> 01:01:18,248 I'm just not your idea of a woman, Walt. 712 01:01:19,735 --> 01:01:21,805 You 're nobody's idea of a woman. 713 01:01:23,575 --> 01:01:25,486 I'm my idea. 714 01:01:26,095 --> 01:01:32,091 Maybe I can under understand if if 715 01:01:32,175 --> 01:01:34,370 you wanted to be a woman, but... 716 01:01:37,655 --> 01:01:42,729 I don't understand a man wanting to be an ugly woman. 717 01:01:55,815 --> 01:01:58,375 Open up! We ain't got all day! Come on! 718 01:01:58,455 --> 01:02:01,367 Walt! We didn't think you would come to Vinnie's house 719 01:02:01,455 --> 01:02:03,332 so we brought the party to you! 720 01:02:03,415 --> 01:02:06,327 - We missed you. - Let's go! Let's go! 721 01:02:06,415 --> 01:02:09,407 Hey, you guys. Is Waldo back here or what? 722 01:02:09,495 --> 01:02:12,567 Waldo Koontz is back. The man's a true hero. 723 01:02:12,655 --> 01:02:15,249 I'll never forget that day in that bank 14 years ago. 724 01:02:15,335 --> 01:02:17,565 I heard it 43 times. I heard it. 725 01:02:17,655 --> 01:02:20,408 I don't wanna hear it again. All right, I won't say it! 726 01:02:20,495 --> 01:02:25,569 Whatever happened to the other guy? You know, the other guard, Joe? Is he retired? 727 01:02:25,735 --> 01:02:29,444 No, no. He got a great job in Southeast Asia, something like that. 728 01:02:29,535 --> 01:02:31,332 He was a smart guy. Right. 729 01:02:31,415 --> 01:02:36,125 Walt. I hear you're thick with the she he's... or should I say long and thick? 730 01:02:36,215 --> 01:02:40,493 I'm taking speech therapy cos it's in the building. 731 01:02:40,575 --> 01:02:42,566 It's in the building, fuckhead! 732 01:02:43,495 --> 01:02:46,407 Yeah, Mike. And he's doing great. He is. 733 01:02:46,495 --> 01:02:50,773 I never thought I'd see Walt The Wall Koontz hangin' out with drag queens. 734 01:02:50,855 --> 01:02:54,734 Will you shut the fuck up? It's better than lookin' at you. 735 01:02:56,535 --> 01:02:57,331 I'll get it. 736 01:02:57,415 --> 01:02:59,406 - Paulle, are you out? - Yes, I�m out. 737 01:02:59,495 --> 01:03:02,965 It's you and I, Vinnie. Are we playing cards? We're out, huh? 738 01:03:03,535 --> 01:03:06,368 Fellas, you remember Tia from the dance club? 739 01:03:06,455 --> 01:03:08,605 Walt, you remember Tia, right? 740 01:03:12,695 --> 01:03:15,687 Jesus, you know what? We should go. Look at the time. 741 01:03:15,775 --> 01:03:17,686 We should get outta here. 742 01:03:19,055 --> 01:03:21,171 Fix the chips out later. Come on. 743 01:03:25,015 --> 01:03:27,006 Hey, Tia. 744 01:03:27,095 --> 01:03:30,326 You're a real girl, aren't you? Will you shut the fuck up? 745 01:03:30,415 --> 01:03:33,771 Don't pay any attention to him. He's brain damaged from birth. 746 01:03:33,855 --> 01:03:35,971 Hey, Walt... Get your skinny ass o... 747 01:03:36,055 --> 01:03:39,172 I'll see you next Saturday all right? My house. OK? 748 01:03:40,535 --> 01:03:44,289 How you doin'? OK. 749 01:03:45,575 --> 01:03:47,486 This is for you. 750 01:03:56,695 --> 01:03:58,890 I can put them in some water for you. 751 01:03:58,975 --> 01:04:01,284 Just show me where the stuff is. 752 01:04:01,375 --> 01:04:03,570 I got it. It's OK. 753 01:04:03,735 --> 01:04:05,646 No, I'll do it. 754 01:04:20,055 --> 01:04:23,092 I know how much you like the tango so much, so... 755 01:04:24,335 --> 01:04:27,611 I made a tape of those songs that you like the most. 756 01:04:32,575 --> 01:04:34,725 The quality's not that great but... 757 01:04:37,935 --> 01:04:40,051 you get the idea. 758 01:05:17,975 --> 01:05:19,966 Thanks for the... the tape. 759 01:05:20,055 --> 01:05:22,615 Nice. Nice. Nice. 760 01:05:34,095 --> 01:05:36,006 Well... 761 01:05:41,215 --> 01:05:43,729 Well, you never aksed me to dance, so... 762 01:05:46,255 --> 01:05:49,531 now I can aks you. No, I... I... 763 01:05:49,695 --> 01:05:51,174 It's OK. 764 01:06:17,135 --> 01:06:19,046 I don't have any money. 765 01:06:23,695 --> 01:06:25,606 Who said anything about money? 766 01:07:05,615 --> 01:07:08,334 Wait. Wait. I get it. 767 01:07:12,295 --> 01:07:13,933 What? 768 01:07:14,695 --> 01:07:16,925 Tommy paid you. 769 01:07:19,495 --> 01:07:21,963 He feels sorry for me. Didn't he? 770 01:07:24,615 --> 01:07:26,651 You feel sorry for me 771 01:07:29,495 --> 01:07:31,406 I feel sorry for you? 772 01:07:32,895 --> 01:07:34,806 No problem. 773 01:07:36,175 --> 01:07:38,973 I never felt sorry for you, Walt, until now. 774 01:08:03,375 --> 01:08:05,286 Take it easy, Walt. 775 01:08:41,215 --> 01:08:44,013 Oh, go, girl. Go, girl. Go, girl. Go, girl. 776 01:08:44,095 --> 01:08:46,734 All right! All right, sweetheart. 777 01:08:47,215 --> 01:08:49,968 Very good, honey. Very good. 778 01:08:50,055 --> 01:08:53,013 Good song you picked. Good. 779 01:08:53,095 --> 01:08:55,006 What's next? 780 01:08:56,135 --> 01:08:59,047 Honey, I think that's it. You've graduated. 781 01:09:00,055 --> 01:09:04,890 I thought you were gonna do some songs, some stuff to learn? Huh? 782 01:09:04,975 --> 01:09:07,364 Honey, I would love to keep taking your money. 783 01:09:07,455 --> 01:09:11,414 But you're doing. You 're doing really well, you know? 784 01:09:11,495 --> 01:09:13,725 And I made you a bunch of tapes. 785 01:09:13,815 --> 01:09:15,806 And you can go practise them. 786 01:09:15,895 --> 01:09:19,888 Why don't you come by tomorrow at five and you can pick 'em up, OK? 787 01:09:22,615 --> 01:09:24,173 OK. OK. 788 01:09:24,575 --> 01:09:26,770 Thanks for meeting with us. 789 01:09:26,855 --> 01:09:30,245 We've been discussing this year's Gay Pride parade. 790 01:09:30,775 --> 01:09:36,054 And we felt that it would be important... well, a good idea, to show a united front. 791 01:09:36,135 --> 01:09:38,205 Synthesis, I believe. 792 01:09:38,815 --> 01:09:40,726 Right. Synthesis! 793 01:09:40,815 --> 01:09:43,045 We felt, as gay Republicans 794 01:09:43,135 --> 01:09:47,413 we thought it would be a really good idea if we could all come together 795 01:09:47,495 --> 01:09:51,568 and show the world our likenesses not our differences. 796 01:09:51,735 --> 01:09:53,965 To celebrate the... 797 01:09:54,055 --> 01:09:57,206 Synthesis. Right, synthesis. Synthesis. 798 01:09:57,295 --> 01:10:00,287 You 're very good You a re 799 01:10:00,375 --> 01:10:01,524 Sorry, go ahead. 800 01:10:01,615 --> 01:10:05,494 We... We could march together as a united brotherhood. 801 01:10:05,695 --> 01:10:07,606 What about the sisterhood? 802 01:10:08,735 --> 01:10:10,726 We march on foot. No floats. 803 01:10:10,815 --> 01:10:15,013 You think if you have no loats we won't do drag cos we can't march in heels. 804 01:10:15,095 --> 01:10:17,211 Well, let me tell you something, honey. 805 01:10:17,295 --> 01:10:21,083 We can march to Lake Titicaca and back in stilettos. So don't. 806 01:10:21,575 --> 01:10:25,284 Hey, let's just calm down, men. Aren't you guys the same group that 807 01:10:25,375 --> 01:10:29,334 raised a shitload of money for Bob Dole's campaign, and he sent it back? 808 01:10:29,415 --> 01:10:32,248 He would have lost support of the Christian Right... 809 01:10:32,335 --> 01:10:34,565 Exactly. Cos you're gay. 810 01:10:34,735 --> 01:10:37,408 You 're gay, so he sent it back. Aren't you ashamed? 811 01:10:37,495 --> 01:10:41,807 You are right. We are different... but not in the way that you mean. 812 01:10:41,895 --> 01:10:46,525 We're different because you are ashamed of us, and we are not ashamed of you. 813 01:10:46,615 --> 01:10:51,052 As long as you get down on those Banana Republican knees and suck dick, honey 814 01:10:51,735 --> 01:10:53,646 you're all my sisters. 815 01:10:54,695 --> 01:10:56,606 And I love you. I do. 816 01:10:58,055 --> 01:11:01,286 God bless you... and fuck off. 817 01:11:17,055 --> 01:11:18,966 Ma? 818 01:11:21,375 --> 01:11:23,013 Ma? 819 01:11:23,895 --> 01:11:25,408 Ma? 820 01:11:28,655 --> 01:11:30,725 Oh, my... Oh, my God. 821 01:11:30,815 --> 01:11:32,965 Jacko... Jacko. 822 01:11:33,055 --> 01:11:35,125 Mr. Z I didn't expect� 823 01:11:38,015 --> 01:11:39,573 Where's my mother? 824 01:11:39,735 --> 01:11:42,533 Leonard. Haven't I always been good to you? 825 01:11:42,615 --> 01:11:46,972 Good to me? You've always been g-good to me, Mr. Z. 826 01:11:47,055 --> 01:11:51,492 Didn't I help you get the mortgage on this place for your mother? 827 01:11:51,575 --> 01:11:53,486 You 're a saint, Mr. Z. 828 01:11:54,535 --> 01:11:57,174 I kind of treated you like a pet, didn't I? 829 01:11:58,415 --> 01:12:00,645 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 830 01:12:01,575 --> 01:12:03,486 Sit down, Leonard. 831 01:12:04,335 --> 01:12:08,886 We searched every step of Raymond's route 5500 times and still no money. 832 01:12:09,215 --> 01:12:13,925 Mr. Z, don't you remember that I was the one that tipped you off? 833 01:12:14,015 --> 01:12:18,406 Mmn-hmn. And we searched every square inch of that asswipe leabag motel. 834 01:12:19,415 --> 01:12:22,134 - And still no money. - Mr., Z, please! 835 01:12:22,975 --> 01:12:27,127 I swear to you. I swear on my mother. I swear on my mother! 836 01:12:27,215 --> 01:12:29,126 Oh, your mother. 837 01:12:30,015 --> 01:12:32,893 She said she didn't know anything either. 838 01:12:33,335 --> 01:12:35,644 Even after we took her glasses. 839 01:12:37,815 --> 01:12:39,453 Monmy. 840 01:12:39,535 --> 01:12:41,446 And her hearing aid. 841 01:12:43,775 --> 01:12:45,686 And her teeth. 842 01:12:48,855 --> 01:12:50,766 Mommy. 843 01:12:53,175 --> 01:12:55,564 Mommy. 844 01:12:55,735 --> 01:12:57,646 And her little bird. 845 01:13:01,615 --> 01:13:03,526 Lucia no. 846 01:13:08,735 --> 01:13:13,525 Now, in exactly 20 minutes, Vance is gonna deliver your mother here. 847 01:13:13,695 --> 01:13:16,971 Don't worry about her. I told him to soothe her with milkshakes 848 01:13:17,055 --> 01:13:21,526 and whatever the fuck else she could gum down at the drive thru. 849 01:13:21,615 --> 01:13:24,652 Now, if... and this is a big if', Leonard 850 01:13:25,575 --> 01:13:30,012 if you are telling the truth then someone in that hotel got my money. 851 01:13:30,095 --> 01:13:33,531 I don't have it. I don't have it. I don't have it. 852 01:13:33,695 --> 01:13:37,404 If you're a good dog you'll fetch and retrieve it for me. 853 01:13:38,815 --> 01:13:42,251 If you don't... I can only come to one conclusion. 854 01:13:43,335 --> 01:13:46,964 Leonard, if you spend one dime that looks suspicious 855 01:13:47,615 --> 01:13:50,971 next time, you won't be swearing on your mother. 856 01:13:52,335 --> 01:13:54,644 You'll be swearing on her grave. 857 01:13:59,615 --> 01:14:01,731 Who is it? It's Walt. 858 01:14:02,815 --> 01:14:05,124 Oh, honey, come on in. The door's open. 859 01:14:09,535 --> 01:14:11,446 Surprise! 860 01:14:14,615 --> 01:14:17,288 Come on in the house. Come on. Surprise. 861 01:14:18,415 --> 01:14:21,725 Happy graduation! Happy graduation! 862 01:14:21,815 --> 01:14:23,294 Happy graduation! 863 01:14:23,375 --> 01:14:24,569 Yeah, sing it up! 864 01:14:24,655 --> 01:14:28,204 Happy graduation! Happy graduation! 865 01:14:49,335 --> 01:14:52,725 Wanna dance? I'd love to. But I should go. 866 01:14:52,815 --> 01:14:54,885 Bye, honey. Take care o f yourself. 867 01:14:55,775 --> 01:14:59,051 Mr. My Left Foot. This is the movie I was talking about. 868 01:14:59,135 --> 01:15:02,366 My Left Foot. This is for you to keep. It's very inspirational 869 01:15:05,295 --> 01:15:07,206 Do you like my cufflinks? 870 01:15:08,095 --> 01:15:10,006 And they really shoot BBs. 871 01:15:13,815 --> 01:15:18,570 If you like this, I can get you another one. It's called The Hunchback of Notre Dame. 872 01:15:18,735 --> 01:15:21,454 Have you heard of it before? It's my favourite. 873 01:15:21,535 --> 01:15:24,732 It's about this guy who's really misshapen. Even worse than you. 874 01:15:24,815 --> 01:15:30,094 And he falls in love with this beautiful fiery, wild, gypsy girl called Esmerelda. 875 01:15:31,655 --> 01:15:33,964 She kinda looks like me. 876 01:15:37,735 --> 01:15:39,407 Let's dance! 877 01:15:45,335 --> 01:15:48,133 Oh, God. My tits are falling down. 878 01:15:48,535 --> 01:15:51,686 Here, you wanna see 'em? Here's what it is. 879 01:15:52,335 --> 01:15:54,246 Hello! Pizza, everyone! 880 01:15:58,535 --> 01:16:00,446 All right! 881 01:16:01,815 --> 01:16:04,124 Carmine, Carmine! Let me pay for them. 882 01:16:04,215 --> 01:16:09,209 We got 'em. I got one, and Carmine and his folks are getting the other. 883 01:16:09,295 --> 01:16:10,808 Hi, Carmine. 884 01:16:10,895 --> 01:16:14,205 I have to get goin'. My father's waitin'. A lot of work to do. 885 01:16:14,295 --> 01:16:17,924 Carmine, why don't you have a drink? Come on, have a drink. 886 01:16:19,535 --> 01:16:21,605 Let me touch you r chest. 887 01:16:22,055 --> 01:16:25,013 Girls, take him down! Take him down! 888 01:16:30,535 --> 01:16:32,446 No. You first. 889 01:16:37,935 --> 01:16:39,334 My popper, good popper 890 01:16:40,015 --> 01:16:41,926 Give me a kiss, honey. 891 01:16:42,815 --> 01:16:45,568 She's sweet, right? God, how old is she? 892 01:16:45,655 --> 01:16:47,452 She's a Leo. 893 01:16:47,535 --> 01:16:51,130 I asked how old she was. I... You know, I don't know. 894 01:16:52,055 --> 01:16:54,364 I met her when she was wearing a uniform. 895 01:16:54,455 --> 01:16:56,571 Oh, yeah? What kind of uniform? 896 01:16:56,655 --> 01:16:59,374 You know, that school outfit or whatever. 897 01:17:00,375 --> 01:17:04,050 What school? The little Catholic place down the street. 898 01:17:04,815 --> 01:17:08,125 Junior high? High school? You know, yeah. You know. 899 01:17:14,095 --> 01:17:18,373 Take it off! Look at that. Oh, my God! Look at his stomach, Jesus Christ! 900 01:17:23,095 --> 01:17:26,565 Goddamn, Carmine! I sent you an hour ago! Come on! 901 01:17:29,775 --> 01:17:33,734 - Let him stay! - Hey! 902 01:17:34,215 --> 01:17:36,854 Leave the guy alone. Leave him alone 903 01:17:40,535 --> 01:17:42,526 Carmine, I love you! 904 01:17:45,535 --> 01:17:47,446 Oh, my God. She shot me. 905 01:17:47,895 --> 01:17:51,365 Oh, my God. I'm scarred! And the big contest is tomorrow night. 906 01:17:51,455 --> 01:17:53,889 It was an accident. I'm sorry. 907 01:17:53,975 --> 01:17:57,524 - I told you not to wear those guns. - Look, you 're so stupid! 908 01:17:58,095 --> 01:18:05,775 Oh, Rusty. I shot my best friend in the tit with my cufflink. I didn't mean it. 909 01:18:08,615 --> 01:18:10,526 You know 910 01:18:14,175 --> 01:18:18,532 I never would have believed that we could have gotten through this together. 911 01:18:18,615 --> 01:18:20,765 I mean, I can't believe that I could. 912 01:18:22,135 --> 01:18:24,046 I mean, that I could... 913 01:18:26,375 --> 01:18:30,254 you know, actually be of some kind of help to someone like you. 914 01:18:32,215 --> 01:18:35,844 You know, the big hero and all you know? 915 01:18:37,775 --> 01:18:40,289 I'm no big hero. I'm... 916 01:18:42,255 --> 01:18:44,644 I'm scared. 917 01:18:49,535 --> 01:18:51,446 I need a drink. 918 01:18:52,615 --> 01:18:55,049 Well, what could you be scared of? 919 01:18:56,015 --> 01:18:58,290 What's the worst fear? 920 01:18:58,375 --> 01:19:00,286 That you'll fall on the street? 921 01:19:01,375 --> 01:19:03,935 Someone'll make fun of you? I mean, what? 922 01:19:04,015 --> 01:19:08,327 I'm... I'm afraid that women won't want to sleep with me any more. 923 01:19:08,415 --> 01:19:10,326 Well, guess what? 924 01:19:11,855 --> 01:19:13,652 Some of them won't. 925 01:19:20,415 --> 01:19:23,885 So you'll just have to find the ones that will, Walt. 926 01:19:28,535 --> 01:19:30,651 And just remember 927 01:19:31,215 --> 01:19:33,410 this is who you are, Waldo. 928 01:19:33,495 --> 01:19:37,249 You 're Walt "the Wall" Koontz, a true hero. 929 01:19:43,615 --> 01:19:45,890 Who's the little guy? 930 01:19:45,975 --> 01:19:47,294 Joe. Joe. 931 01:19:47,735 --> 01:19:51,410 Joe and me were friends for years. 932 01:19:51,495 --> 01:19:53,406 Best friends. 933 01:19:55,255 --> 01:19:57,405 He really wanted to better himself. 934 01:19:58,815 --> 01:20:00,726 I really admired him. 935 01:20:02,175 --> 01:20:05,645 He went to school nights and on weekends... 936 01:20:06,455 --> 01:20:08,366 to learn computers. 937 01:20:10,975 --> 01:20:12,886 Got a... 938 01:20:13,695 --> 01:20:16,892 big job in Asia with computers. 939 01:20:18,335 --> 01:20:22,806 I drove him to the airport... and off Joe went to Asia. 940 01:20:22,895 --> 01:20:25,045 Two days later, the bank... 941 01:20:29,495 --> 01:20:34,250 has $200.000 missing. 942 01:20:35,415 --> 01:20:37,929 Oh. Oh, Christ. 943 01:20:38,015 --> 01:20:40,688 Somehow done from the inside with computers. 944 01:20:41,135 --> 01:20:43,854 Nobody ever heard from Joe again. 945 01:20:44,895 --> 01:20:46,806 I drove Joe to the airport. 946 01:20:48,015 --> 01:20:49,926 Got used by my best friend. 947 01:20:54,055 --> 01:20:56,364 I never told anybody that. 948 01:20:57,735 --> 01:21:00,408 Some hero, huh? 949 01:21:01,335 --> 01:21:03,246 Well... 950 01:21:05,455 --> 01:21:08,208 Since it's confession night... 951 01:21:08,895 --> 01:21:11,284 at Our Lady of Perpetual Disco 952 01:21:13,055 --> 01:21:16,889 I'm gonna tell you something that I've never told anyone. 953 01:21:18,215 --> 01:21:20,809 I've got... 954 01:21:20,895 --> 01:21:23,329 Mr. Z's money. 955 01:21:33,975 --> 01:21:38,526 I got here right when you were being rushed to the hospital, you know. 956 01:21:38,615 --> 01:21:41,334 And when the cops left, I went up. 957 01:21:41,415 --> 01:21:45,533 Cos Amber had given me her key and told me where she had always hid her money. 958 01:21:45,695 --> 01:21:48,573 She always had some money set aside for her funeral 959 01:21:48,655 --> 01:21:53,046 cos she always knew that she was gonna die young. And of course, she did. 960 01:21:53,135 --> 01:21:54,773 Poor baby. 961 01:21:54,855 --> 01:21:56,891 So, where is it? 962 01:22:05,335 --> 01:22:07,565 Right in here, honey 963 01:22:07,735 --> 01:22:10,647 where Momma always knows where it is. 964 01:22:12,455 --> 01:22:19,247 Right here in hips, ass and titty city, sweetheart. 965 01:22:20,335 --> 01:22:22,690 It's gonna pay for my operation. 966 01:22:23,535 --> 01:22:27,574 And when I come back you know, a new woman 967 01:22:27,815 --> 01:22:30,090 I'm gonna give Amber a funeral 968 01:22:30,175 --> 01:22:34,566 and a monument and an eternal flame, honey. 969 01:22:34,735 --> 01:22:37,010 Just like Princess Diana. 970 01:22:37,655 --> 01:22:39,566 Wait a minute. You said that... 971 01:22:39,655 --> 01:22:45,173 You said that you needed the money from the lessons, right? 972 01:22:46,415 --> 01:22:49,168 But if I was your your cover? 973 01:22:50,615 --> 01:22:53,288 So all the sewing jobs 974 01:22:53,375 --> 01:22:56,094 the crying poor 975 01:22:58,255 --> 01:23:00,246 the... my lessons 976 01:23:00,335 --> 01:23:05,011 that was all that was all so that Leonard would not suspect you? 977 01:23:07,495 --> 01:23:11,454 Wait a minute, honey. I mean, you... 978 01:23:16,855 --> 01:23:19,289 You used me cos of my condition. 979 01:23:19,375 --> 01:23:21,525 Excuse me! 980 01:23:21,695 --> 01:23:25,210 Check your playbill, Judge Ito. You came to me. 981 01:23:25,735 --> 01:23:28,693 That's cos I needed help. And you used me. 982 01:23:29,335 --> 01:23:32,247 Truth, baby? You wanna play fucking truth? 983 01:23:32,775 --> 01:23:36,563 You needed someone you weren't ashamed to be crippled in front of. 984 01:23:36,735 --> 01:23:39,727 All right? Someone you thought was so beneath you. 985 01:23:39,815 --> 01:23:44,411 A worse freak so you could feel superior and still be the big fucking man. 986 01:23:45,215 --> 01:23:47,251 At least... 987 01:23:47,335 --> 01:23:49,405 At least I'm a real man. 988 01:23:49,775 --> 01:23:54,007 Everybody, including Wolf fucking Blitzer on CN N 989 01:23:54,095 --> 01:23:56,768 knows you don't think I'm a real man, honey. 990 01:23:57,615 --> 01:24:00,254 All right, what? Cos I don't... What? 991 01:24:00,335 --> 01:24:02,610 Shit in the woods? I don't shoot guns? 992 01:24:02,935 --> 01:24:05,495 You know? Let me tell you something, baby. 993 01:24:05,575 --> 01:24:08,692 It takes a shitload more courage to wake up and face my life 994 01:24:08,775 --> 01:24:11,812 than anything you've ever fuckin' dreamed of, all right? 995 01:24:11,895 --> 01:24:14,125 You couldn't handle real adversity, honey. 996 01:24:14,215 --> 01:24:16,854 That's the truth. Truth? You want fuckin' truth? 997 01:24:16,935 --> 01:24:19,495 You 're never gonna be a woman. 998 01:24:19,575 --> 01:24:23,454 You're an ugly fat faggot. There's truth. You're an ugly fuckin' fat faggot. 999 01:24:23,535 --> 01:24:27,494 I am more man than you will ever be and more woman than you will ever get. 1000 01:24:27,575 --> 01:24:30,135 - You wish! - Yeah, I do wish! All right, honey? 1001 01:24:30,215 --> 01:24:33,412 And while the hate was pouring out of you, you didn't stutter. 1002 01:24:33,495 --> 01:24:37,568 Now haul your sorry, crippled ass out of my house. Move it, gimpy. 1003 01:24:37,735 --> 01:24:40,488 Watch your mouth! Or you'll beat the shit out of me? 1004 01:24:40,575 --> 01:24:42,805 You r days of beating the shit are over! 1005 01:24:42,895 --> 01:24:46,570 Face it, Waldo, your hero days are over. And you're a fuckin' faggot. 1006 01:24:46,655 --> 01:24:50,694 I may be a female impersonator, but you my friend, are a male impersonator! 1007 01:24:50,775 --> 01:24:54,085 Fuck you! Yeah, life's a bitch so I became one! 1008 01:25:41,135 --> 01:25:43,933 Oh, my God. Look who's here, Sal. 1009 01:25:44,695 --> 01:25:47,129 We gotta say hello. 1010 01:25:47,215 --> 01:25:49,934 Hey, Walt. How you doin'? Hey, Tommy. 1011 01:25:50,015 --> 01:25:52,210 It's good to see you, man. Welcome back. 1012 01:25:52,295 --> 01:25:54,206 That's OK. 1013 01:25:58,575 --> 01:26:00,566 I'm goin' over there. 1014 01:26:00,735 --> 01:26:02,646 We'll talk to you. Right. 1015 01:26:12,655 --> 01:26:15,215 Hey, Walter. 1016 01:26:15,655 --> 01:26:17,566 How are you? OK. 1017 01:26:18,055 --> 01:26:21,570 I've really missed you. Well, thanks. 1018 01:26:21,735 --> 01:26:24,966 Mmm, flowers. For me? 1019 01:26:25,335 --> 01:26:27,565 Not exactly. 1020 01:26:27,655 --> 01:26:29,566 Excuse me. 1021 01:26:36,255 --> 01:26:38,166 Hi. Hi. 1022 01:26:41,015 --> 01:26:43,654 I brought you some flowers. 1023 01:26:45,615 --> 01:26:47,526 Thanks. 1024 01:26:59,575 --> 01:27:01,486 You don't wanna dance? 1025 01:28:19,855 --> 01:28:22,289 This fuckin' cunt did not deserve to win! 1026 01:28:22,375 --> 01:28:25,811 She's not a true fuckin' beauty! This contest is fixed! 1027 01:28:25,895 --> 01:28:27,886 Hey, tell your stories walking, girls! 1028 01:28:27,975 --> 01:28:30,933 This group this way. You girls that way! 1029 01:28:32,735 --> 01:28:35,329 This is what gives drag queens a bad name. 1030 01:28:35,415 --> 01:28:37,929 You two are banned from the contest next year. 1031 01:28:38,015 --> 01:28:41,769 - Maybe so, hefty. - Yeah. You 're old and I�m young 1032 01:28:41,855 --> 01:28:44,574 and I'm gonna live to piss on your fuckin' grave. 1033 01:28:51,815 --> 01:28:53,965 Hello, buzzard! 1034 01:29:03,175 --> 01:29:05,735 This was the first time I... 1035 01:29:05,815 --> 01:29:07,726 since this... happened. 1036 01:29:12,455 --> 01:29:14,366 I was real nervous. 1037 01:29:16,935 --> 01:29:18,846 But you were great. 1038 01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:21,811 You were great. 1039 01:29:21,895 --> 01:29:24,250 You were? I was nervous. 1040 01:29:29,055 --> 01:29:31,364 You just need to be around somebody. 1041 01:29:32,695 --> 01:29:35,653 I don't know, that... that likes you... 1042 01:29:37,415 --> 01:29:39,326 just the way you are. 1043 01:29:41,535 --> 01:29:44,572 Somebody else said that to me. 1044 01:29:45,695 --> 01:29:50,485 Said Some girls won't like you like this. 1045 01:29:51,095 --> 01:29:53,404 "You gotta find the one that will". 1046 01:29:55,855 --> 01:29:58,813 Yeah, well, they didn't bullshit you 1047 01:29:58,895 --> 01:30:01,170 They told you the truth 1048 01:30:01,255 --> 01:30:03,564 whoever it was. 1049 01:30:03,655 --> 01:30:05,964 She must be a real good friend, huh? 1050 01:30:07,775 --> 01:30:09,686 Why do you say she? 1051 01:30:10,535 --> 01:30:14,926 I don't know. It sounds like something a woman would say. 1052 01:30:16,335 --> 01:30:18,246 Why? Was it a man? 1053 01:30:18,855 --> 01:30:20,846 Well, not... not exactly. 1054 01:30:23,375 --> 01:30:26,048 Well, whatever. Whoever it was... 1055 01:30:26,895 --> 01:30:28,806 sounds like a good friend. 1056 01:30:35,775 --> 01:30:42,169 Good evening, Mr. Koontz. If you hear anything in the building later tonight... 1057 01:30:42,255 --> 01:30:45,167 - Like what? - Anything at all. 1058 01:30:45,255 --> 01:30:48,133 Just ignore it. Pretend it's not happening. 1059 01:30:50,055 --> 01:30:53,092 Do you know the phrase Two closed ears, one closed mouth? 1060 01:30:53,175 --> 01:30:58,249 That's my motto and I follow it. To hear nothing, to see nothing, to speak nothing. 1061 01:30:58,335 --> 01:31:01,884 I... I don't care what goes on in this rat trap. 1062 01:31:01,975 --> 01:31:05,570 Who are you kiddin'? You've got the biggest ears, the biggest nose 1063 01:31:05,735 --> 01:31:08,408 and the biggest mouth of anybody I ever met 1064 01:31:08,495 --> 01:31:11,009 which makes you the biggest asshole. 1065 01:31:33,295 --> 01:31:35,206 Ooh, my wig! 1066 01:31:39,095 --> 01:31:42,212 Is everyone dry? All right, girls. 1067 01:31:42,655 --> 01:31:44,566 Good night. Good night, Mama. 1068 01:31:45,375 --> 01:31:48,173 I love you. We're starting on all new songs next week. 1069 01:31:48,255 --> 01:31:51,964 Hey, why don't we go upstairs and show Mr. My Left Foot that we won? 1070 01:31:52,055 --> 01:31:56,924 Walt is history, honey. He doesn't like us any more. I love you. 1071 01:31:57,015 --> 01:31:58,971 Bu t I still like him. 1072 01:31:59,055 --> 01:32:00,727 Taxi! Hey! 1073 01:32:15,415 --> 01:32:17,371 What the fuckin'... 1074 01:32:24,655 --> 01:32:26,566 So it's that kind of party, is it? 1075 01:32:30,095 --> 01:32:32,848 Where's my money? Honey, this is where I came in. 1076 01:32:32,935 --> 01:32:35,165 Do I look like someone who's got your money? 1077 01:32:35,255 --> 01:32:37,485 This looks like you got my money. 1078 01:32:37,575 --> 01:32:42,410 $25.000 deposit for an operation. I earned that money. 1079 01:32:42,855 --> 01:32:48,009 $35.000 for a complete series of female hormone therapy. 1080 01:32:49,215 --> 01:32:54,448 $25.000 for extensive psychological testing before therapy. 1081 01:32:55,495 --> 01:32:58,009 Another $40.000 due. 1082 01:32:58,095 --> 01:33:01,405 You know, it costs a lot to look like a woman. 1083 01:33:01,495 --> 01:33:03,804 Too expensive to look this cheap. 1084 01:33:04,535 --> 01:33:08,528 Fucker. Death is cheap... fucker! 1085 01:33:28,895 --> 01:33:30,806 Just give me my money. 1086 01:33:34,055 --> 01:33:37,411 Understand that? Give me my money and we're not gonna hurt you. 1087 01:33:37,495 --> 01:33:41,727 Give us the money. Give us the money. Give it up, you bitch! 1088 01:33:42,735 --> 01:33:44,646 No! 1089 01:33:45,135 --> 01:33:47,365 You shot him! Fuckers! 1090 01:33:48,575 --> 01:33:50,770 Let him go! Let him go! 1091 01:33:51,255 --> 01:33:54,292 - Why should I? - Let him go and I'll give you the money. 1092 01:33:54,375 --> 01:33:56,969 Rusty, don't do it! Don't do it! 1093 01:34:01,455 --> 01:34:03,730 Fuckin' bitch! Faggot! 1094 01:34:04,695 --> 01:34:07,653 Don't kill that bitch till I get my money. 1095 01:34:11,535 --> 01:34:16,734 OK, hero boy. On a count of three no money, no rest of your life. 1096 01:34:16,815 --> 01:34:18,726 Sound fair? OK. 1097 01:34:20,135 --> 01:34:21,250 It's in the bedroom. 1098 01:34:33,295 --> 01:34:36,571 Show me, you gimp fuck! Come on, show me! 1099 01:34:36,735 --> 01:34:39,090 Where's the secret... Fuck! 1100 01:34:40,615 --> 01:34:42,765 Son of a bitch! 1101 01:34:50,775 --> 01:34:52,367 Fuck you! 1102 01:34:55,735 --> 01:34:58,374 Come on, you fuck! Quit your fuckin' snivellin'. 1103 01:34:58,455 --> 01:35:01,492 Gotta knock that fucker down! Knock that fucker down! 1104 01:35:14,935 --> 01:35:18,610 You motherfucker, you! Where's the fuckin' phone? 1105 01:35:26,055 --> 01:35:29,013 Come on, motherfucker! Stop! Stop! 1106 01:35:29,095 --> 01:35:31,006 She's got the gun. 1107 01:35:32,615 --> 01:35:35,368 Catch that cunt! Go! 1108 01:35:42,655 --> 01:35:44,327 Mrs. Spivak! 1109 01:35:44,415 --> 01:35:47,407 Call the cops! Call the cops! 1110 01:35:47,495 --> 01:35:50,055 Go away, or I'll call the police! 1111 01:36:08,495 --> 01:36:11,134 You ain't goin' nowhere, you fuckin' gimp fuck! 1112 01:36:15,255 --> 01:36:19,328 Grace Kelly. Rear Window, honey. All right. 1113 01:36:21,255 --> 01:36:23,974 Where you at, motherfucker? 1114 01:36:27,215 --> 01:36:29,206 You won't fuckin' get away, man! 1115 01:36:49,335 --> 01:36:51,007 Oh, God. 1116 01:37:16,015 --> 01:37:17,289 Fucker! 1117 01:37:34,775 --> 01:37:37,005 All right, girl. 1118 01:37:37,095 --> 01:37:39,290 Linda Hamilton. 1119 01:37:39,375 --> 01:37:41,252 Terminator... 2. 1120 01:37:47,615 --> 01:37:50,288 My money. 1121 01:37:50,375 --> 01:37:52,286 You clever bitch. 1122 01:37:52,735 --> 01:37:55,408 Stickin' my money in your fuckin' ugly girdle. 1123 01:38:02,135 --> 01:38:04,410 Hold it. 1124 01:38:05,655 --> 01:38:10,445 Put down the gun, before your girlfriend here gets a chance to blow Liberace. 1125 01:38:11,015 --> 01:38:12,494 Put it down. 1126 01:38:15,415 --> 01:38:17,246 Now put it down. 1127 01:38:21,775 --> 01:38:23,208 Put it down! 1128 01:38:26,135 --> 01:38:28,046 Thataboy. 1129 01:38:29,615 --> 01:38:32,175 Now, why don't you slide it over here? 1130 01:38:42,975 --> 01:38:44,966 Waldo Koontz and Russell Zimmerman. 1131 01:38:45,055 --> 01:38:49,207 Can you confirm it was self defense? Yes. Self defense. 1132 01:38:49,295 --> 01:38:54,415 They were criminals. They were animals. Brutes. They killed my mother's canary. 1133 01:38:54,495 --> 01:38:57,055 What? They killed my mother's canary. 1134 01:38:57,135 --> 01:38:59,569 I called the police. Do I get a reward? 1135 01:39:00,295 --> 01:39:03,890 Now, the name's Ivana. I V A N A. 1136 01:39:03,975 --> 01:39:05,886 - Last name? - Man. 1137 01:39:05,975 --> 01:39:07,533 lvana Man! 1138 01:39:07,615 --> 01:39:09,810 I knew that something was gonna happen. 1139 01:39:09,895 --> 01:39:12,807 Hi, Mom! I won Miss Flawless for the third time. 1140 01:39:15,135 --> 01:39:18,013 Careful! It's a shoulder wound. He'll be fine. 1141 01:39:18,095 --> 01:39:20,370 Oh! Mr. My Left Foot! 1142 01:39:20,975 --> 01:39:22,886 I'm sorry. Relatives only. 1143 01:39:24,735 --> 01:39:26,771 I'm his sister. 1144 01:39:32,655 --> 01:39:34,566 He's my sister. 1145 01:39:36,095 --> 01:39:37,528 Thank you. 1146 01:39:37,615 --> 01:39:40,004 All right! I'll visit you. Bye, Rusty! 1147 01:39:40,095 --> 01:39:45,374 Community Hospital downtown? You got medical insurance? How you gonna pay? 1148 01:39:45,455 --> 01:39:50,575 Cash, honey. New York Hospital, and I want the best team of surgeons available. 1149 01:39:51,655 --> 01:39:55,443 You heard me, Nurse Ratched! Burn rubber, girl. We're goin' uptown. 1150 01:40:02,655 --> 01:40:05,215 Lucky you didn't cut your balls off yet. 1151 01:40:17,175 --> 01:40:19,689 Come on! Come on, girls! 1152 01:40:20,495 --> 01:40:22,690 You tried to kill my sister! 1153 01:40:23,895 --> 01:40:25,886 Mr. Z means Mr. Zero! 1154 01:40:27,855 --> 01:40:30,574 Get off of me! Police brutality! 1155 01:40:33,215 --> 01:40:35,092 We've got witnesses! 1156 01:40:35,615 --> 01:40:38,288 Watch my crown! Watch my crown! 1157 01:42:01,095 --> 01:42:06,488 Is there... Is there any way of dropping the jaw any more than you're doing it now? 1158 01:42:08,255 --> 01:42:10,166 It's just... OK. 1159 01:42:12,455 --> 01:42:15,049 I'm just... You've had more practice than I have. 1160 01:42:15,135 --> 01:42:17,808 No, I know. I'm sorry. 1161 01:42:17,895 --> 01:42:20,170 So let's go with... I have this. 1162 01:42:20,255 --> 01:42:22,052 No, I know. I was just... 1163 01:42:22,135 --> 01:42:24,046 It's just... OK. All right. 1164 01:42:24,375 --> 01:42:26,366 Let's go to Nick, then, all right? 1165 01:42:42,095 --> 01:42:44,450 How you doin' today, anyway? You feeling good? 1166 01:42:44,535 --> 01:42:48,494 OK. I feel great today. Feel great today. OK. 1167 01:42:50,055 --> 01:42:52,364 What's another name that we could do? 1168 01:42:52,455 --> 01:42:54,571 Nick? All right. Nick. 1169 01:42:54,655 --> 01:42:56,566 Let's think of something better. 1170 01:42:56,735 --> 01:42:58,851 - Prick? - All right. Let's do "prick". 1171 01:42:58,935 --> 01:43:01,005 Prick! All right, here we go. 1172 01:43:01,095 --> 01:43:04,804 Your song. All right... my song! 1173 01:43:04,895 --> 01:43:06,772 All right, let's do bastard next. 1174 01:43:09,375 --> 01:43:13,050 Here we go. All right we'll do prick, all right. For me. 1175 01:43:29,655 --> 01:43:31,327 My song! All right! 1176 01:43:32,015 --> 01:43:34,483 All right. We're gonna do bastard. Here we go. 1177 01:43:49,815 --> 01:43:52,613 I can't even wrap my mouth around that one. 1178 01:43:54,615 --> 01:43:56,526 Am I blushing? 1179 01:44:00,095 --> 01:44:01,448 Let's do "queen". 1180 01:44:17,535 --> 01:44:20,129 Right at the end here, you go like this... 1181 01:44:26,415 --> 01:44:30,044 I like that. Just looking for names on the piano here. 1182 01:44:30,135 --> 01:44:33,093 Chuck. Yeah, Chuck. Let's do Chuck. 1183 01:44:33,895 --> 01:44:35,248 Ready? 1184 01:44:44,015 --> 01:44:45,926 What the fuck, Chuck? 1185 01:44:50,775 --> 01:44:51,969 Let's do "pussy". 1186 01:45:04,175 --> 01:45:06,609 You like pussy? Yeah, you like pussy. I know you do.