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♪ It's a groovy time for a movie time ♪
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♪ So grab your gal, and grab a seat ♪
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♪ But don't forget
to get something to eat ♪
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♪ Delicious meat,
a nutritious meat ♪
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♪ You can't beat my meat
for a special treat! ♪
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♪ Sucking on me is really neat! ♪
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♪ Don't be a jerk, and don't be a fool ♪
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♪ Be a good neighbor
and follow these rules ♪
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♪ What are these rules? ♪
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♪ Remember to keep
your shoes on at all times ♪
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♪ Don't pull your penis out,
unless you really need to ♪
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♪ Indecent exposure
is a Class 2 felony ♪
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Aqua.Teen.Hunger.Force.Colon.Movie.Film.for.Theaters.2007.720p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
English SRT Subtitles - UF (v1.05)
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Come on! Come on, baby!
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Dammit!
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I can't hold him for much longer!
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You wanna know what the problem is?
The problem is it ain't starting.
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Yeah, because of something you just did!
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I just been sitting in it!
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Your butt made it not start. Thanks!
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See if the radio works.
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I'm not listening to Egypt's Only Country.
Are you nuts?
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I listen to The Sand,
Cairo's home for classic rock!
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Will you guys get out of here?
I can't hold him for much...
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Let's let a real man handle this!
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- This thing ain't got no engine.
- Hello?
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You need to check the air-tires?
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That's where the power is generated!
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And that was the problem, wasn't it?
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No. While you was fighting
that thing-dog, I...
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I called a tow truck.
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None of that shit ever happened
and you know it!
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- Frylock! You're alive!
- Not quite.
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Allow me to explain.
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With Frylock in my arms,
I stumbled upon a witch doctor.
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Yo, what up, G?
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Who was able to provide us
with food, shelter...
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and some kick-ass video games.
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Yeah, you get pumping.
That's how you pump!
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Come on, come on!
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Get there!
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Come on!
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- Yes!
- Glory! Glory!
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- That's how you do it!
- The plantation is safe!
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Beatdown city, man!
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- The slaves are yours!
- The South rises again!
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You gotta watch out
for my musket skills, baby!
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You are great at that game.
Your friend is terrible, though.
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Yeah, he sucks.
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He's dead!
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You know, I don't advertise this
but I can bring him back to life.
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- It's something I do, but it's up to you.
- I'll bet you can't.
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Yeah? How much you wanna bet, bro?
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And so a bet was made.
And you know I totally would've won...
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had the friggin CIA not busted in.
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We know you're in there Lincoln!
We've got the place surrounded!
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To the new Beetle convertible!
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Alright, everybody freeze!
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Don't move!
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We know you're invisible.
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- Crank up some jams!
- I do the radio.
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I need me some Sand! K-Sand!
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Yeah!
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Take a break! Biggie time.
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Just because we fought
one invisible criminal...
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doesn't mean everybody's invisible.
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I understand that, but it does mean
that some of them could be invisible...
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and I think
they're all invisible in this room.
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I don't know
where you get your ideas, T.J.
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Hurry!
This rocket should take you as far as...
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Come on!
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I was saying, this rocket
should take you as far as Pluto.
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- What about Frylock?
- He should wake up at any moment.
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But I must warn you...
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from now on
he will be extraordinarily dumb.
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- Be gone ye!
- OK, but first let's all get picture together.
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- Lincoln, you the tallest...
- Everybody freeze.
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Go, God damn it! Go!
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We know you're invisible, so don't move!
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- No one will catch Time Lincoln!
- Shoot before he transports!
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No one, ever!
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Oh, great.
You just had to shoot, didn't you?
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- Way to change the future.
- What do you mean?
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Pull, whitey, pull!
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And so Frylock is with us,
in a manner of speaking...
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but he would never recover his smartness.
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And that's why
I have to cut up his food for him.
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Frylock, is all this true?
Is that where we come from?
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He doesn't understand your talking.
You must draw him pictures.
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But you should use bright colors.
That's the only way you can catch his eyes.
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The truth is, Meatwad,
I don't know where we came from.
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But I do know how we're gonna die.
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Aqua Teen!
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♪ My name is ♪
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♪ Shake Zula,
the mic rula, the old schoola ♪
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♪ You wanna trip, I'll bring it to ya! ♪
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♪ Frylock and I'm on top,
rock you like a cop ♪
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♪ Meatwad you're up next
with your knock-knock ♪
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♪ Meatwad make the money see ♪
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♪ Meatwad get the honeys, G ♪
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♪ Drivin' in my car,
livin' like a star ♪
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♪ Ice on my fingers and my toes
and I'm a Taurus ♪
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♪ 'Cause we are the Aqua Teens ♪
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♪ Make the homies say ho
and the girlies wanna scream! ♪
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♪ 'Cause we are the Aqua Teens ♪
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♪ Make the homies say ho
and the girlies wanna scream! ♪
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♪ Can't stop, won't stop
doin' that thang ♪
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♪ Swingin' that swang bang
bangin' with the gang ♪
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♪ Lookin' at my Gucci,
lookin' for the coochie ♪
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♪ Yeah, I just trying to get some coochie! ♪
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♪ 'Cause we are the Aqua Teens ♪
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♪ Make the homies say ho
and the girlies wanna scream! ♪
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♪ 'Cause we are the Aqua Teens ♪
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♪ Make the homies say ho
and the girlies wanna scream! ♪
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♪ Aqua Teen is number one ♪
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♪ Aqua Teen is number one! Yeah! ♪
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My father built this castle.
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He said that Weirds would live here
for a thousand years...
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and now it's being turned
into fucking lofts!
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Well, you could still stay here.
I mean, you could buy a unit...
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- These look pretty cool.
- Look at this unit!
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Can you... help him move out?
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Inside out?
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You know what?
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I'm just gonna let you have this one.
You can have it.
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- For free.
- But we wanna pay!
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Check one, two. Check.
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Check, check, check.
One, two, buckle my shoe.
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Three-four, shut the door, check, check.
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- Checking the mic.
- It's checked.
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Checkin' the mic, check.
Checkin' the mic, check.
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Check, check, check, checking the mic.
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Mic check, checking the mic, mic check.
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- It's checked!
- Check.
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- Sibilance. Sibilance. Sibilance.
- It's checked already! It's checked!
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It is? OK, good.
And we got all these in tune, right?
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- Tell me these are in tune.
- Yeah.
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- They're dolls.
- Shoot.
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Are they in tune?
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- What's all this to do?
- This is Meatwad's concert tour.
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- Girl Quest 2005.
- Read the t-shirt, fool.
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- There's gonna be girls here?
- Yep. I advertised.
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What the fuck?!
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See, women love kitty cats.
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That's why we gonna fire 'em out
of these high-powered plasma cannons.
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Meatwad, you need to go on.
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The sooner you go on,
the sooner everyone can go home.
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Good evening, New Jersey!
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How's the air conditioning out there?
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Well, let's see
if we can turn the heat up!
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What the...?
Who's throwing potatoes up here?!
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I'll shut this show down!
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- Alright Meatwad, we are done!
- Wait, hang on, we're gonna do this.
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Fire!
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Dang it.
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- I guess I didn't pack 'em right.
- Fools!
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Like being at the Vietnamese Butcher!
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Neil?
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Neil?
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- Cut it out, Neil!
- Sorry, Walter.
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It's Mr. Melon to you! You...
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- ...fool!
- Fuck it!
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I can't work under these conditions!
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I want a diet water and
I want my mommy right now!
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Meatwad, women don't need to be wooed...
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with an electric guitar by a meatball.
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What women want are these.
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Pythons.
Check it out.
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Go ahead, touch it. Quick.
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- Who farted?
- Shake.
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Not all women are into muscles.
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Well, the beautiful ones are.
The ones in Miami.
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Come on.
All women are beautiful, on the inside.
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I know that, yeah,
I've been inside of them.
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Their homes.
That's where I go when they leave for work.
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I get to know 'em before I meet 'em...
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and then I wait for them outside,
behind a bush.
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- That what gets me off.
- Gets you off what?
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The... the chain.
Off the chain.
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Follow me and learn!
Sex ed has begun.
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Now this square is the...
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- ...man.
- OK.
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- This circle here, that's the uterus.
- That's what it looks like?
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Up close, yes.
This is lifelike drawing of the uterus.
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See the guy takes the car after his job...
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to pick up the uterus at her house.
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Because she doesn't work
unless she's sweeping up something.
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And where do they go?
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All the way... to a hotel...
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which definitely has cable.
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And that's where
this trapezoid becomes...
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shall we say... entangled,
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with the exposed
and aerated crotches.
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And that there
is the exposed crotches?
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I told you
that's the chair and the spatula.
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- I knew it.
- Congratulate yourself, my friend.
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You have just been laid.
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- That feels good.
- Yeah, I never tire of it.
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You think that women are attracted to me?
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Well, I think they pity you.
Because you're overweight.
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I mean, a lot of it has to do
with having a good body.
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Well, you ain't got no good body!
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I have a great body,
and I get it by doing reps.
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No way. You got a machine?!
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I don't have a machine.
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I have the machine!
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Behold.
The machine!
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The Insanoflex!
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Behold, my Elvis costume!
I ain't seen that since Halloween.
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Let me tell you about the system.
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Rumor has it...
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it was brought back
from a more advanced time...
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the time, of course, of Timecop...
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to train my buns!
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Show me how to get some pythons
like Chief Wahoo McDaniel.
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No no, you can't just hop into this,
you'll hurt yourself.
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Start stretching out by helping me drag it
in front of the TV, OK? Let's go.
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And, one!
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Push, keep pushing!
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Keep pushing!
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Ain't that the reason
you exercise in the first place?
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- So you could move something like this?
- No!
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- That is not the reason.
- Alright. What's the reason?
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Poontang.
Poontang is the grubby little middleman...
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you must go through
to get the girls.
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It's not even assembled right.
Look at this.
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That's... that's... Yeah...
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so you can do it on a plane,
business trips.
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Look at this. One, two...
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- OK, and where are the directions?
- I know, I don't know!
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You know, the internet
is a popular source of information.
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And the internet is also a popular way...
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to play some of my favorite games, like...
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Crystal Meth, Nightmare Killing Spree...
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and Clamdigger - Head To Head.
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- Here I go.
- Don't you touch my computer!
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Oh my God.
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There must be fifty bras on this page!
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- I gotta get on that!
- No! No, no, no!
240
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,308
Somebody's been bra-shopping in here!
241
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:08,217
- Let me see! Come on!
- Do you mind?
242
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,188
- Damn!
- You will bookmark that.
243
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:13,750
- You've never seen a bra before?
- Not with the boob meat inside of it!
244
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:19,095
OK. Search for Insanoflex.
245
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,702
Oh my God! Again.
246
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,776
- Oh my God.
- Oh my God.
247
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:43,220
These directions are written
in some sort of rare, robot dialect.
248
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:46,089
- Oh my God.
- Please, translate.
249
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,219
- Well, I speak robot.
- This is odd.
250
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,055
- It's almost as if...
- I speak robot.
251
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,828
I heard you.
I'm sorry, continue with your translation.
252
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:58,269
It's as if someone
didn't want us to put this together.
253
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:01,671
- And yet they sold it to us.
- I speak robotanese.
254
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,636
Danger.
Deadly death danger.
255
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:09,011
Beware.
You must never, ever, ever, ever...
256
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:14,076
ever, ever, ever...
257
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:19,387
ever, ever, ever,
ever assemble the Insanoflex!
258
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,795
Need help assembling?
Because we said not to?
259
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,958
So is there a number you can translate?
Can you at least do that?
260
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,558
Yeah, there is.
261
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,206
04747483
262
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:40,269
7438445...
263
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:47,417
Don't do it. Enjoy.
264
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:19,877
Man, the phone's ringing.
265
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,479
Yes, I can see that,
these work, you know!
266
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,285
Do not touch the phone!
267
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,292
- What the...
- Intruder!
268
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:29,420
I am the Cybernetic Ghost
of Christmas Past.
269
00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:32,597
Do you have a... a quick second?
270
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,792
- Sure.
- Thousands of years ago into the future...
271
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,930
your race will develop
the ultimate exercise machine...
272
00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:42,999
that has irresistible force
and immovable object...
273
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:46,910
with over 90 exercises
and an infinite amount of weight...
274
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:51,315
and plus it has a rowing machine
for cardiovascular workout...
275
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:55,048
and a clicker that allows you
to keep track of your reps.
276
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:59,548
Every time you do a rep it clicks "One".
277
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,492
The button is big and red...
278
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:05,224
a color which no longer exists in your time.
279
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,927
Cool dude!
How do I order?
280
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:11,425
You fool! Don't you understand?
You built it!
281
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:14,497
If this machine falls into the wrong abs...
282
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:18,567
the world as you know it will become
a world as you've never imagined it...
283
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,444
starring Chow Yun-Fat.
284
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:23,543
What are you saying?
285
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:27,610
Because I don't even know
what you're talking about anymore.
286
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:31,886
Are you saying
that someone could become so buff...
287
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:34,449
that he could score like,
all the world's ass...
288
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:37,088
and thus creating
massive global inbreeding...
289
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,997
ultimately bring population
growth to a standstill?
290
00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:41,625
No!
291
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:44,637
Well I wasn't thinking that,
but that could happen.
292
00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:46,536
Dude, I totally want one!
293
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,871
Sorry.
294
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:55,680
- I still want one.
- Oh, sure.
295
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:58,206
you'll set it up,
but it will take you over a week...
296
00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:01,618
and you'll keep telling yourself
"I should hop on that and use it"...
297
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,782
because these slacks no longer fit right.
298
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,019
You have got to answer
that fucking phone.
299
00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:10,757
- It's driving me nuts!
- Let the machine get it.
300
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,230
- Hello?
- Hello?
301
00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:14,028
Hey man, how's it going?
302
00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:15,967
- Pretty good.
- I pull your leg out!
303
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:21,870
Oh, dammit!
304
00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:24,933
We need a new machine.
305
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:27,537
So, how do you even know all this?
306
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:31,914
Fortunately for humanity,
I traveled forward into the Bahamas...
307
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:35,352
but also back in time, to steal this!
308
00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:43,819
- That's a screw.
- No.
309
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,922
It is part XJ32...
310
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:50,766
which is to fasten the
Pectomizer to the Ab-Eraser...
311
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:52,668
to the thing!
312
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:56,937
Without this one piece, the Insanoflex...
313
00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:59,376
would fall apart.
314
00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:04,282
Watch this.
315
00:23:04,317 --> 00:23:05,545
She loves it.
316
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:10,488
So, that thing is basically a screw.
317
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,354
Yes, it screws into things.
318
00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:16,286
So can't they just go
buy a screw or something?
319
00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:20,563
Shit.
320
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,626
I mean, I'd probably
just shove a pencil in the screw hole.
321
00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:25,466
I just shoved a pencil in the screw hole.
322
00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:28,235
It better not be mine.
My algebra homework is due tomorrow.
323
00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:30,174
Gonna work out on this thing or not?
324
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:31,574
I'll work out on your face.
325
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:37,811
Bring me the vegetable oil.
I think I'm gonna pose right here.
326
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:41,149
Show you boys how it's done!
327
00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:45,123
Women drop to their knees
when they see the shape of my fingers.
328
00:23:45,158 --> 00:23:48,150
They're like beautiful
little muscular hot dogs.
329
00:23:49,362 --> 00:23:51,057
Look at these guns!
330
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:53,588
I just pooped a little bit.
331
00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:55,658
- Meatwad, hit the switch.
- OK.
332
00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,602
- Is it on?
- Hit it again.
333
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,268
Can't get good help these days.
334
00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:05,539
- Jiggle it.
- Do exactly what he told you!
335
00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:07,546
It's just one switch! I'm doing it.
336
00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,741
Well that's it. You see this M?
337
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:14,151
It probably stands for motherboard,
and evidently we're missing it.
338
00:24:14,187 --> 00:24:17,247
It stands for Meatwad.
And that's me, y'all.
339
00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:19,383
It stands for mar...
340
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:24,359
for mar... morphin...
341
00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:29,762
I will come up with something.
And it will sting like the bee!
342
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,929
Wait a minute.
Is that the box it came in?
343
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,996
No. What am I, on trial here?
344
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,134
- Where did you get this?
- I got it from a dear friend...
345
00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:39,269
who knows my needs.
346
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:44,045
And he also happens
to wear bitchin' ass pants!
347
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:47,018
You see, they're made
of a fiber optic technology...
348
00:24:47,053 --> 00:24:49,419
that hug the flesh on my unique shape.
349
00:24:49,455 --> 00:24:51,753
They circulate air
around my genitals...
350
00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:53,691
and they wick the sweat
off my balls.
351
00:24:55,392 --> 00:24:58,293
You wanna know more about my pants,
I got some literature here...
352
00:24:58,328 --> 00:25:01,126
That's alright. I just need to know
where you got that Insanoflex?
353
00:25:01,164 --> 00:25:04,656
Some garage sale. Back when I,
you know, gave a crap about my body.
354
00:25:04,701 --> 00:25:07,568
Then of course some
jack off friggin' ripped it off.
355
00:25:07,604 --> 00:25:11,335
Will you speed it up?
What is the hold-up back there?
356
00:25:11,374 --> 00:25:13,968
Well, Shake says
you gave it to him for Christmas.
357
00:25:14,010 --> 00:25:15,272
Is that where it is?
358
00:25:15,312 --> 00:25:19,681
Yeah, I thought Santa Claus came in here,
and busted out my window.
359
00:25:19,716 --> 00:25:21,013
Look, I know it's yours...
360
00:25:21,051 --> 00:25:23,417
but we're missing a key part
that makes it work.
361
00:25:23,453 --> 00:25:27,287
Well, boo hoo, for you.
So go cry in the street off my property.
362
00:25:27,324 --> 00:25:30,122
Well, what we were thinking
is that if we could just...
363
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,891
- ...go inside your house and look around.
- See, I'd love to do that, but no.
364
00:25:33,930 --> 00:25:35,227
You're not coming in here.
365
00:25:35,265 --> 00:25:39,201
Can you tell me who you bought it from,
and I can go ask that guy if he still has it?
366
00:25:39,236 --> 00:25:42,205
- Here's the address. Right here on the box.
- What the he--?
367
00:25:42,239 --> 00:25:46,039
Why are we stopping
when my foot is clearly still on the gas?
368
00:25:46,076 --> 00:25:49,910
South Jersey Shore.
I know where that is.
369
00:25:49,946 --> 00:25:52,938
Alright, hop in. Warp speed. Go!
370
00:25:57,454 --> 00:25:58,978
We overshot that.
371
00:25:59,022 --> 00:26:01,957
We went all around the earth
and back to where we started.
372
00:26:01,992 --> 00:26:04,051
It's pretty amazing isn't it?
373
00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:10,224
- OK, impulse power!
- Let's take the cart.
374
00:26:14,671 --> 00:26:18,402
- Wait, wait, wait, stop! Stop!
- What? What is it?
375
00:26:19,843 --> 00:26:21,902
Must've just been the wind.
376
00:26:35,859 --> 00:26:38,885
There it is. In all its beauty.
377
00:26:38,929 --> 00:26:40,988
Oh man. The door's locked.
378
00:26:52,876 --> 00:26:54,241
Hand me a credit card.
379
00:26:54,277 --> 00:26:56,939
Dude, you can't pick the lock,
man, I know you.
380
00:26:56,980 --> 00:27:00,143
I know, I want to order some DVDs online.
381
00:27:00,183 --> 00:27:05,519
This has been a complete
intelligence failure of massive proportions!
382
00:27:06,857 --> 00:27:09,621
Will you see if they have
Deathdream by Bob Clark?
383
00:27:09,659 --> 00:27:12,127
- Did he not do Porky's?
- He did do Porky's.
384
00:27:12,162 --> 00:27:15,791
He also did A Christmas Story,
which makes me laugh and laugh.
385
00:27:15,832 --> 00:27:17,629
Dude, they got a key.
386
00:27:17,667 --> 00:27:19,567
It's right there under the...
387
00:27:19,603 --> 00:27:22,299
Well, it's hanging
on that nail by the door.
388
00:27:22,339 --> 00:27:25,069
- We were never here.
- You never saw us.
389
00:27:32,349 --> 00:27:35,682
I told you dude, we needed the Machine!
390
00:27:35,719 --> 00:27:39,621
- How many times did I say that?
- Zero. You said it none times.
391
00:27:54,104 --> 00:27:56,038
- What?
- Hey, sweaty man.
392
00:27:56,072 --> 00:27:58,870
- Could you help us lift something?
- No, I don't think so.
393
00:27:58,909 --> 00:28:00,001
- Damn it!
- Rude!
394
00:28:00,043 --> 00:28:02,876
What difference does it make?
The friggin thing don't work!
395
00:28:02,913 --> 00:28:06,041
- They're missing a piece.
- Where is it?
396
00:28:06,082 --> 00:28:10,382
That's right, fat man.
I will totally ruin your bushes.
397
00:28:10,420 --> 00:28:13,583
Please don't do that.
It's about to bloom!
398
00:28:13,623 --> 00:28:16,888
I've been urinating it twice a day!
399
00:28:18,495 --> 00:28:20,486
I forgot it did this.
400
00:28:21,531 --> 00:28:24,694
Now tell me fat man, and make it quick...
401
00:28:24,734 --> 00:28:27,430
what was I going to ask you?
402
00:28:28,471 --> 00:28:30,632
Check it out. I mean, here's the box for it.
403
00:28:30,674 --> 00:28:32,801
And here's the address.
404
00:28:32,842 --> 00:28:35,868
Come on, let's go!
Everybody inside the race car!
405
00:28:35,912 --> 00:28:37,675
Wait for me!
406
00:28:38,581 --> 00:28:40,947
- Thrusters on!
- Go!
407
00:28:44,921 --> 00:28:47,446
- Is your seat belt properly fastened?
- Yeah.
408
00:28:47,490 --> 00:28:50,459
Dude, why don't we just take our ship?
It's probably faster.
409
00:28:50,493 --> 00:28:53,018
Yes, to the ship!
It was my idea.
410
00:28:53,863 --> 00:28:56,024
Goodbye fat man.
411
00:28:56,066 --> 00:28:57,727
You can suck it!
412
00:29:16,186 --> 00:29:19,622
- Steve, heat the oil!
- OK.
413
00:29:22,792 --> 00:29:24,419
And now...
414
00:29:24,461 --> 00:29:27,430
shoestring the giant potato!
415
00:29:41,378 --> 00:29:45,439
The oil is ready!
416
00:29:45,482 --> 00:29:47,473
Lower the box!
417
00:29:52,856 --> 00:29:53,914
No!
418
00:29:53,957 --> 00:29:57,358
- No!
- I know!
419
00:29:57,394 --> 00:30:00,693
He's been trying to kill us
for the last three miles.
420
00:30:00,730 --> 00:30:04,530
Listen up, there is
no right on red in this State!
421
00:30:04,567 --> 00:30:07,764
It's left, goddamn you!
422
00:30:07,804 --> 00:30:10,034
Do you even know the difference?
423
00:30:10,073 --> 00:30:11,973
Here we are.
424
00:30:19,349 --> 00:30:20,941
Obviously this is the kitchen.
425
00:30:20,984 --> 00:30:25,080
All modern appliances, brushed metal.
All brand new.
426
00:30:25,121 --> 00:30:27,555
What's this do?
Hey, what's that do?
427
00:30:27,590 --> 00:30:31,117
Don't you ever touch people's stuff!
What kind of manners do you have?
428
00:30:31,161 --> 00:30:33,823
You know I touch the stuff first.
429
00:30:33,863 --> 00:30:35,660
And if you look over here...
430
00:30:35,698 --> 00:30:38,064
- What is this, a creature in here?
- Yes, that.
431
00:30:38,101 --> 00:30:42,504
That's a creaturezoid!
There are only two in the known universe!
432
00:30:42,539 --> 00:30:44,666
Taunt it and it will eat your skin!
433
00:30:44,707 --> 00:30:46,971
This is my... wife.
434
00:30:47,010 --> 00:30:51,208
OK, well, I guess we're gonna go on
and get on out your hair, here.
435
00:30:51,247 --> 00:30:56,241
Out of curiosity, you don't happen to have
a missing piece to an exercise machine...
436
00:30:56,286 --> 00:30:58,777
Nope! Can't help you there. Sorry.
437
00:30:58,822 --> 00:31:00,881
Come on and get me. What's the matter?
438
00:31:00,924 --> 00:31:02,789
Too faggoty to come and get me?
439
00:31:03,827 --> 00:31:05,317
Come on, Shake!
440
00:31:05,361 --> 00:31:08,262
- I'm so sick of pussies.
- Drag me out of here, come on!
441
00:31:14,337 --> 00:31:17,704
- I am a master of disguise!
- Yeah.
442
00:31:19,375 --> 00:31:21,707
Well, they were here, looking for the part.
443
00:31:21,744 --> 00:31:26,909
No one must ever
put together the Insanoflex!
444
00:31:31,654 --> 00:31:35,420
- Well, he doesn't have it.
- We'll just wait...
445
00:31:44,134 --> 00:31:47,763
Thousands of years ago
I told you he didn't have it.
446
00:31:47,804 --> 00:31:50,136
Why are we beating
our brains out about this?
447
00:31:50,173 --> 00:31:51,538
I mean, come on, dudes!
448
00:31:51,574 --> 00:31:55,408
We'll just wait until we create it,
and then like, we'll have it!
449
00:31:55,445 --> 00:31:57,037
Well, alright.
450
00:31:58,381 --> 00:32:01,043
Man, nobody's gonna take
these voice oscillators back.
451
00:32:02,152 --> 00:32:05,383
- Well, I will try anyway.
- I think I even swallowed the tag.
452
00:32:05,421 --> 00:32:08,879
- Do you have the receipt?
- I prefer to keep mine in my butt.
453
00:32:10,727 --> 00:32:13,423
Oh no! Someone's coming!
Put on your costumes.
454
00:32:15,265 --> 00:32:16,289
Oh, sheisse!
455
00:32:16,332 --> 00:32:19,460
Everybody, make out and kiss hard!
Like you mean it!
456
00:32:29,445 --> 00:32:31,140
Get a room!
457
00:32:33,183 --> 00:32:37,085
Did you hear me say, "Get a room?"
I told them to get a room.
458
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,112
They were like making out
then we walked by and I went...
459
00:32:40,156 --> 00:32:44,149
"Get a room!"
That's pretty good, right?
460
00:32:44,194 --> 00:32:46,424
OK, they're gone.
461
00:32:46,462 --> 00:32:49,454
- That was very close.
- Yeah. We were.
462
00:32:49,499 --> 00:32:51,296
Very close.
463
00:32:52,335 --> 00:32:55,168
You know, you're a good kisser.
464
00:32:59,475 --> 00:33:01,500
OK, they're gone, OK?
465
00:33:07,617 --> 00:33:09,050
I'll handle this.
466
00:33:11,387 --> 00:33:13,218
Yes, can I help you?
467
00:33:13,256 --> 00:33:17,215
Yeah, we're here
with the Boys Club and...
468
00:33:17,260 --> 00:33:20,195
We're here to throw down!
469
00:33:24,467 --> 00:33:26,731
Four eyes!
I need those combinations!
470
00:33:26,769 --> 00:33:30,364
- What are you talking about?
- You know, like missile codes right away!
471
00:33:30,406 --> 00:33:31,430
Shake! Shake!
472
00:33:31,474 --> 00:33:34,500
There won't be a tomorrow, Jack.
Let alone your little grandma...
473
00:33:34,544 --> 00:33:37,513
- OK, I give! I give!
- You're going down, milkshake!
474
00:33:37,547 --> 00:33:40,914
I give up!
I'm not even fighting you back!
475
00:33:40,950 --> 00:33:42,417
All you had to do was ask!
476
00:33:42,452 --> 00:33:45,387
- Missile codes? We don't need these!
- Well, I need them.
477
00:33:45,421 --> 00:33:48,390
We are a go for operation
Banana Monkey...
478
00:33:48,424 --> 00:33:51,052
029 Yankee Hotel Foxtrot.
479
00:33:51,094 --> 00:33:55,292
Launch pad one, launch pad two,
launch pad three.
480
00:33:55,331 --> 00:33:57,128
We have ignition.
481
00:33:59,002 --> 00:34:01,129
I am just... I am smelling a missile.
482
00:34:04,674 --> 00:34:06,266
Nah, there's no way!
483
00:34:06,309 --> 00:34:07,936
Greetings, I'm Space...
484
00:34:10,747 --> 00:34:13,272
Shut up, honey. It's just fire.
485
00:34:13,316 --> 00:34:15,181
Say, you wouldn't happen to have a...
486
00:34:15,218 --> 00:34:18,244
I already told you,
we don't have that part you're looking for!
487
00:34:18,288 --> 00:34:20,188
What do you mean you already told us?
488
00:34:20,223 --> 00:34:23,192
Well yeah, just a few minutes ago,
when you were here.
489
00:34:23,226 --> 00:34:26,423
The thing for the exercise equipment,
we don't have it.
490
00:34:26,462 --> 00:34:30,330
Sir, you must turn your key,
we are at DEFCON 3.
491
00:34:31,367 --> 00:34:32,800
Turn your key, sir.
492
00:34:33,936 --> 00:34:35,062
Who's that?
493
00:34:36,105 --> 00:34:38,005
- That's my wife.
- OK, look.
494
00:34:38,041 --> 00:34:42,068
If you see anything that looks like this,
let us know.
495
00:34:43,146 --> 00:34:45,944
- Wait a second. Can we have this?
- Meatwad, let me see that.
496
00:34:45,982 --> 00:34:48,109
My God, this is the missing piece!
497
00:34:48,918 --> 00:34:51,443
- Knock-knock!
- Welcome home, baby.
498
00:34:51,487 --> 00:34:54,979
I say this to all of your things.
For this is a robbery.
499
00:34:55,024 --> 00:34:57,652
- Nobody move!
- Yeah, we'll see you guys later.
500
00:34:57,694 --> 00:34:59,491
Stop moving!
501
00:35:00,530 --> 00:35:02,259
- They're gone, man.
- Yes, Err.
502
00:35:02,298 --> 00:35:04,926
We scared them off
with our fierce ferocity.
503
00:35:04,967 --> 00:35:08,562
Do what he says
and say what he does, and...
504
00:35:08,604 --> 00:35:10,401
look at this!
505
00:35:11,841 --> 00:35:14,935
- This is ours!
- That is correct.
506
00:35:14,977 --> 00:35:18,469
What is it? No time for an answer!
Tractor beam on!
507
00:35:19,282 --> 00:35:21,045
Observe as I steal it!
508
00:35:21,084 --> 00:35:24,247
Do not waste your pathetic mortal energy
trying to stop us...
509
00:35:24,287 --> 00:35:27,415
unless you want to amuse us,
which is what you're doing.
510
00:35:27,457 --> 00:35:29,152
You can't stop us, you can't touch us!
511
00:35:29,192 --> 00:35:32,355
We're untouchable, unstoppable,
unflappable, unmotivated...
512
00:35:32,395 --> 00:35:33,384
What is that, Err?
513
00:35:33,429 --> 00:35:35,260
- This is an ashtray!
- What the f--?
514
00:35:35,298 --> 00:35:38,131
- I like to smoke.
- Tractor beam off!
515
00:35:38,167 --> 00:35:41,000
- An ashtray? Come on, man.
- What's wrong with an ashtray?
516
00:35:41,037 --> 00:35:43,904
Err, if you want to achieve in this life...
517
00:35:43,940 --> 00:35:46,340
you need to set your goals higher.
518
00:35:46,376 --> 00:35:49,402
- I'm already pretty high!
- And so am I.
519
00:35:49,445 --> 00:35:51,811
- So grab the other end of this...
- Yes!
520
00:35:51,848 --> 00:35:55,215
...as we commit first degree
Grand Theft Coffee Table!
521
00:35:55,251 --> 00:35:57,412
- Tractor beam on!
- We are stealing!
522
00:35:57,453 --> 00:35:59,819
We control your home furnishings!
523
00:35:59,856 --> 00:36:02,222
And we will be back
when you least expect it.
524
00:36:02,258 --> 00:36:03,247
We will!
525
00:36:03,292 --> 00:36:05,817
For the end table,
the ottoman, and the wine rack.
526
00:36:05,862 --> 00:36:06,851
See if we don't!
527
00:36:06,896 --> 00:36:10,992
- But we don't have room right now.
- We are renting at the Y!
528
00:36:11,033 --> 00:36:13,968
- What's wrong with your chicken?
- That's a gay chicken.
529
00:36:17,273 --> 00:36:18,831
The piece is missing!
530
00:36:18,875 --> 00:36:21,537
- Oh, no!
- Oh, yes, Steve!
531
00:36:28,017 --> 00:36:32,044
Randy!
Turn your fucking stereo down!
532
00:36:32,088 --> 00:36:34,989
Did you see
that chicken guy running around?
533
00:36:35,024 --> 00:36:37,515
- That guy was weird.
- Yeah. Really weird.
534
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,960
There was something
about that chicken.
535
00:36:39,996 --> 00:36:43,727
Something that reminded me
of another weird person I used to know.
536
00:36:43,766 --> 00:36:45,233
Yeah, it was many years ago.
537
00:36:46,369 --> 00:36:50,032
We were colleagues once,
we were very close.
538
00:36:50,072 --> 00:36:53,132
I was just starting in my scientific career
and he was already...
539
00:36:53,176 --> 00:36:56,577
OK, all right, you went to camp,
you made out with a girl, Vietnam, what?
540
00:36:56,612 --> 00:36:59,877
What?! I've got stories too,
I've been places, I have friends.
541
00:36:59,916 --> 00:37:03,579
But right now I need to get physical.
And listening ain't doing it for me.
542
00:37:03,619 --> 00:37:06,486
All right, give me the damn piece.
Let's see if it fits.
543
00:37:11,961 --> 00:37:13,952
It looks like they have the piece.
544
00:37:13,996 --> 00:37:16,556
Then they must have the piece.
545
00:37:16,599 --> 00:37:20,501
- That's what I just said.
- Shush, Emory! The robot is right.
546
00:37:20,536 --> 00:37:24,734
Someone must distract them,
while I go in there and beat it out of them!
547
00:37:25,942 --> 00:37:28,502
- Now who's had that fantasy?
- I got an idea.
548
00:37:28,544 --> 00:37:32,378
Why don't we just send wingnut over here
to freakin' bore them to death.
549
00:37:32,415 --> 00:37:34,906
I have a thousand weapons
of mass distraction.
550
00:37:34,951 --> 00:37:36,885
Which one shall you require?
551
00:37:36,919 --> 00:37:39,387
What about the student council story?
552
00:37:39,422 --> 00:37:41,822
- That one's a corker.
- Oh, yes.
553
00:37:41,858 --> 00:37:46,261
The student council story.
That is one of my very favorites.
554
00:37:49,098 --> 00:37:53,933
Thousands of years ago
I ran for treasurer of student council...
555
00:37:53,970 --> 00:37:55,733
it involved a lot of hard work...
556
00:37:55,771 --> 00:37:57,705
we decorated many cookies...
557
00:37:57,740 --> 00:38:00,800
we spent all night
putting up cream frosting.
558
00:38:00,843 --> 00:38:03,835
and then we drew on many posters.
559
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,542
But the principal called me
down to her office...
560
00:38:06,582 --> 00:38:09,380
and informed me
that I had violated election rules.
561
00:38:09,418 --> 00:38:13,514
Thousands of years ago I kicked your ass.
And I'm gonna do it again right now.
562
00:38:13,556 --> 00:38:15,888
That's what Sister Margaret
kept telling me...
563
00:38:15,925 --> 00:38:19,986
as I explained my political agenda
in her bathroom.
564
00:38:20,997 --> 00:38:23,295
Where are my frickin' pants?!
565
00:38:23,332 --> 00:38:26,199
You can't hide 'em, I see 'em!
566
00:38:26,235 --> 00:38:27,725
I see 'em!
567
00:38:27,770 --> 00:38:29,738
Carl!
568
00:38:29,772 --> 00:38:31,364
I wanna share with you...
569
00:38:31,407 --> 00:38:34,035
by letting you jump on in here
and take the other leg.
570
00:38:34,076 --> 00:38:36,670
- No, thank you. Save it for the tea party.
- Come on.
571
00:38:36,712 --> 00:38:38,873
Our balls will wick together as one!
572
00:38:38,915 --> 00:38:40,849
That's my workout machine, isn't it?
573
00:38:40,883 --> 00:38:43,351
Yeah, we found that missing piece, Carl.
574
00:38:43,386 --> 00:38:45,684
I don't want to tell you what to do, but...
575
00:38:45,721 --> 00:38:47,848
you're putting it in upside down.
576
00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:50,051
Will you back up? I know what I'm doing.
577
00:38:50,092 --> 00:38:52,959
Well fine, do it your wrong way.
578
00:38:52,995 --> 00:38:57,056
- All right, here we go.
- There you go.
579
00:38:58,100 --> 00:38:59,761
- Finally!
- Excuse you?
580
00:38:59,802 --> 00:39:02,828
Set it to maximum!
I'll have to start maxing out right here.
581
00:39:02,872 --> 00:39:05,033
No, I bought it, I get first crack at it!
582
00:39:05,074 --> 00:39:07,508
- I'm doing it.
- I'm the one who just put it together!
583
00:39:07,543 --> 00:39:10,273
- I'm the muscle one!
- Shake, will you let Carl go first?
584
00:39:10,313 --> 00:39:13,305
- I mean, he does own the damn thing!
- You're right, Frylock.
585
00:39:13,349 --> 00:39:17,376
I will be the bigger man,
and let the baby have his way.
586
00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:20,218
Turn it on now! Get a mirror!
Hurry! Someone spot me!
587
00:39:20,256 --> 00:39:22,451
Get your ass out of there!
588
00:39:22,491 --> 00:39:23,583
All right.
589
00:39:25,261 --> 00:39:27,161
All right, put it on warm-up mode.
590
00:39:27,196 --> 00:39:31,656
I want to work into this very slowly
before I completely dominate it, OK?
591
00:39:35,037 --> 00:39:38,473
Look at this whole routine,
this is pretty sweet there.
592
00:39:39,575 --> 00:39:41,634
What the hell?!
593
00:39:41,677 --> 00:39:43,372
What's going on here?
594
00:39:43,412 --> 00:39:45,403
Am I exercising, or...?
595
00:39:46,449 --> 00:39:49,976
Seriously,
what is going on behind me here?
596
00:39:50,019 --> 00:39:52,419
Crap, crap, crap, crap!
597
00:39:52,455 --> 00:39:55,117
What the fuck is going on
with this thing?!
598
00:40:29,825 --> 00:40:32,487
Man! I'm glad he went first.
599
00:40:32,528 --> 00:40:35,964
- I told you it mustn't be installed!
- No you didn't!
600
00:40:35,998 --> 00:40:37,625
- I didn't?
- No, you didn't.
601
00:40:39,969 --> 00:40:41,300
I meant to!
602
00:40:41,337 --> 00:40:44,306
Make it stop, I'm already sore here!
603
00:40:47,343 --> 00:40:50,540
- Oh, sheisse!
- Dude, just stay down.
604
00:40:53,149 --> 00:40:56,312
The re-- the res-- the reasoning...
605
00:40:56,352 --> 00:40:58,912
The rezoning must begin at once!
606
00:40:58,954 --> 00:41:00,148
Neil!
607
00:41:00,189 --> 00:41:01,986
Contact the county!
608
00:41:02,024 --> 00:41:04,549
Hang on, wait. What are we doing?
609
00:41:04,593 --> 00:41:07,460
Do I have to explain
everything to you, Neil?
610
00:41:07,496 --> 00:41:08,485
Hey, y'all!
611
00:41:08,531 --> 00:41:11,523
They got a big ol'
floating watermelon over here!
612
00:41:11,567 --> 00:41:12,932
Reverse thrusters!
613
00:41:17,339 --> 00:41:20,103
Just a couple more reps man, let's go!
614
00:41:23,212 --> 00:41:24,941
No pain, no gain! Come on!
615
00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:27,380
I wanna see you go for it! You got it!
616
00:41:27,416 --> 00:41:30,010
You don't wanna
look like that forever, do you?
617
00:41:30,052 --> 00:41:32,987
- Crap! It's heading downtown.
- What, the watermelon?
618
00:41:33,022 --> 00:41:35,047
No, not the watermelon!
619
00:41:35,091 --> 00:41:38,527
There's only one way to stop it.
620
00:41:39,562 --> 00:41:41,689
You must push...
621
00:41:41,731 --> 00:41:43,858
the stop switch.
622
00:41:45,634 --> 00:41:48,068
It doesn't have a stop switch!
623
00:41:48,104 --> 00:41:50,072
Well...
624
00:41:50,106 --> 00:41:51,596
I...
625
00:41:52,641 --> 00:41:55,610
Then there's no way to stop it!
626
00:41:55,644 --> 00:41:58,772
- What the f--? You don't know!
- Is that clock right?
627
00:41:58,814 --> 00:42:02,079
- My goodness, is it that time already?
- Man, it has been a day!
628
00:42:02,118 --> 00:42:03,346
I tell you what, I mean...
629
00:42:03,385 --> 00:42:06,081
I been going non-stop
since like noon, or something.
630
00:42:06,122 --> 00:42:07,555
I got to go, I got to go to bed.
631
00:42:07,590 --> 00:42:10,388
- Shake.
- And you got school tomorrow too!
632
00:42:10,426 --> 00:42:12,792
- No I don't.
- Yes you do, and you will now go to bed.
633
00:42:12,828 --> 00:42:14,386
Shake, don't you get it?
634
00:42:14,430 --> 00:42:17,160
Why don't you get this
with your lips!
635
00:42:17,199 --> 00:42:18,860
I'm referring to my anus.
636
00:42:18,901 --> 00:42:22,564
Carl's gonna be destroyed,
along with all the rest of downtown!
637
00:42:22,605 --> 00:42:24,732
If we help you,
can we get the machine?
638
00:42:24,774 --> 00:42:27,800
Or can we go to the...?
639
00:42:28,911 --> 00:42:31,038
- Or what!?
- I don't know!
640
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,446
You don't have to yell at me like that!
641
00:42:33,482 --> 00:42:34,779
Look.
642
00:42:34,817 --> 00:42:36,751
We need a plan.
643
00:42:48,063 --> 00:42:49,496
I have a plan.
644
00:42:50,499 --> 00:42:53,434
Alright, you see
that roller coaster over there?
645
00:42:53,469 --> 00:42:57,064
It's the Steel Python,
and in order to ride it...
646
00:42:57,106 --> 00:42:59,404
we must each purchase tickets...
647
00:42:59,441 --> 00:43:01,432
at $3 a pop...
648
00:43:01,477 --> 00:43:03,604
with your money...
649
00:43:03,646 --> 00:43:05,307
in order to ride it.
650
00:43:06,782 --> 00:43:09,114
And that there's the plan.
651
00:43:09,151 --> 00:43:10,880
What about the Insanoflex?
652
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,388
Insan--
No, that thing's gone, brother.
653
00:43:13,422 --> 00:43:16,152
And pretty soon,
the world as we know it will be gone.
654
00:43:16,192 --> 00:43:20,652
That's why you gotta you squeeze as much
out of the time you got left on this earth.
655
00:43:20,696 --> 00:43:21,958
And squeeze it for fun.
656
00:43:21,997 --> 00:43:23,965
He's right.
657
00:43:23,999 --> 00:43:27,457
- Will you two cut it out?!
- Word up, bitch.
658
00:43:28,437 --> 00:43:29,904
Eat that, motherfuckers!
659
00:43:29,939 --> 00:43:32,703
- Now here's dessert!
- What the hell are you doing here?!
660
00:43:32,741 --> 00:43:36,404
That sort of snippy attitude
does not require an answer.
661
00:43:36,445 --> 00:43:39,141
He's right.
You wanna buy a coffee table, man?
662
00:43:39,181 --> 00:43:41,012
Notice the fine lacquered oak.
663
00:43:41,050 --> 00:43:43,712
Four legs!
Top, bottom, underneath, sides.
664
00:43:43,752 --> 00:43:47,688
It would complement
the inside of your anus beautifully.
665
00:43:47,723 --> 00:43:50,089
- Get it, man?
- Do you get the double entendre?
666
00:43:50,125 --> 00:43:52,457
- Up your butt!
- Do you know what an anus is?
667
00:43:52,494 --> 00:43:54,291
Up your butt! Sideways!
668
00:43:54,330 --> 00:43:57,390
Look, we just really
want to ride this coaster, so...
669
00:43:57,433 --> 00:44:02,234
you know, be cool and...
give us all your money.
670
00:44:02,271 --> 00:44:06,002
Total destruction
and devastation is imminent.
671
00:44:06,041 --> 00:44:07,736
And it takes a long time.
672
00:44:07,776 --> 00:44:09,869
About an hour,
hour and a half from now.
673
00:44:09,912 --> 00:44:11,846
- Or two!
- And it will suck.
674
00:44:11,881 --> 00:44:15,112
Wait, stop moving!
675
00:44:17,186 --> 00:44:20,053
Is it just me, man, or is that thing
coming right towards us?
676
00:44:20,089 --> 00:44:23,525
- Yeah, look at it.
- Man, I gotta get out of here.
677
00:44:23,559 --> 00:44:25,789
- Run.
- It's coming right towards us!
678
00:44:25,828 --> 00:44:27,728
I'm sorry, this plan is moronic!
679
00:44:27,763 --> 00:44:31,358
The Insanoflex
is ripping up my home town.
680
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,267
And you're sitting here
not even tall enough to ride!
681
00:44:34,303 --> 00:44:37,067
Now we have to fund your operation!
682
00:44:37,106 --> 00:44:41,065
Come on gang.
Let's all do a topless car wash!
683
00:44:41,110 --> 00:44:44,045
I'm tall enough to ride now.
684
00:44:46,849 --> 00:44:48,908
Meatwad!
I didn't know you could do that.
685
00:44:48,951 --> 00:44:52,648
Ain't no one ever asked me.
You want you some office space?
686
00:44:52,688 --> 00:44:54,178
How 'bout tech support?
687
00:44:54,223 --> 00:44:56,453
Wait a minute, this gives me an idea!
688
00:44:56,492 --> 00:45:00,053
Is it the same idea I had?
About riding that there roller coaster?
689
00:45:00,095 --> 00:45:01,392
I hope so.
690
00:45:16,745 --> 00:45:19,270
Pre-- tty bad-- ass!
691
00:45:28,590 --> 00:45:31,718
I like the missiles, that works.
You need to mess up the hair more.
692
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,887
- I just combed it.
- Look more like a monster.
693
00:45:33,929 --> 00:45:36,591
I like parting it to the side
but giving it a messy look.
694
00:45:36,632 --> 00:45:38,998
Like he's a preppy
but he'll throw down with you.
695
00:45:39,034 --> 00:45:42,367
Lose the shorts, though.
This ain't no Pride Parade, it's a fight.
696
00:45:42,404 --> 00:45:44,998
Well, how about this?
See? Blue jean shorts.
697
00:45:46,041 --> 00:45:48,874
- Cutoffs.
- OK, fine, that'll work.
698
00:45:48,911 --> 00:45:51,436
Now Oglethorpe and Emory,
I want you two to...
699
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,142
Where'd the Plutonians go?
700
00:45:54,183 --> 00:45:56,481
Hold your hands up this time.
701
00:45:56,518 --> 00:45:58,986
That is a direct order
from Commander Fun.
702
00:45:59,021 --> 00:46:00,249
Hold on, hold on!
703
00:46:00,289 --> 00:46:01,278
Oh God!
704
00:46:10,199 --> 00:46:12,565
Alright, Shake.
The Meat Monster is set up.
705
00:46:12,601 --> 00:46:17,470
You need to lure that thing down this alley,
so Meatwad can attack him.
706
00:46:17,506 --> 00:46:20,134
- Shake?
- I ain't doing that. No.
707
00:46:20,175 --> 00:46:22,234
- No, no. Hell no.
- Stay right there!
708
00:46:22,277 --> 00:46:25,542
What are you do--? You must
lure that thing into the Meat Monster!
709
00:46:25,581 --> 00:46:28,482
Well, what the hell
do you think I'm doing here? My nails?
710
00:46:29,484 --> 00:46:30,781
- I may?
- Fine!
711
00:46:30,819 --> 00:46:34,084
- I'll get Robot Man here to do it.
- I don't want to do it.
712
00:46:34,122 --> 00:46:36,590
My hands are tied at this point.
713
00:46:36,625 --> 00:46:39,958
I kind of also got
a teeth whitening package.
714
00:46:39,995 --> 00:46:42,225
So, you know...
715
00:46:42,264 --> 00:46:43,492
don't stay up.
716
00:46:43,532 --> 00:46:45,659
Meet us out there as soon as you're done.
717
00:46:45,701 --> 00:46:49,137
- Oh, crap!
- OK, just close the door, please?
718
00:46:50,172 --> 00:46:53,039
Alright, Carl!
Looking good!
719
00:46:53,075 --> 00:46:55,441
What are you... Wha--
720
00:46:55,477 --> 00:46:57,707
See you later!
721
00:46:59,581 --> 00:47:03,017
What the hell are you doing?
You were supposed to attack him!
722
00:47:03,051 --> 00:47:06,452
With your fangs! And then
blow him up with the meat missiles!
723
00:47:08,523 --> 00:47:10,855
- I forgot.
- It's too late now.
724
00:47:10,892 --> 00:47:14,055
I've been to the future and it's his destiny.
725
00:47:14,096 --> 00:47:16,792
- Their destiny.
- Wait a second.
726
00:47:16,832 --> 00:47:18,697
What do you mean by their destiny?
727
00:47:18,734 --> 00:47:20,861
Frylock, look at this!
728
00:47:20,902 --> 00:47:23,132
Oh, my God!
729
00:47:24,172 --> 00:47:25,662
Do you know what this means?
730
00:47:25,707 --> 00:47:28,699
It's just as I suspected.
731
00:47:28,744 --> 00:47:29,768
I'm female.
732
00:47:29,811 --> 00:47:32,006
- It's... it's female.
- You're what?
733
00:47:32,047 --> 00:47:35,016
I mean, the Insanoflex is a female.
734
00:47:38,620 --> 00:47:40,588
And it's pregnant.
735
00:47:42,824 --> 00:47:44,849
Wait, go back to the other part.
736
00:47:44,893 --> 00:47:46,827
Where you were saying
you were a woman?
737
00:47:46,862 --> 00:47:47,851
He's right.
738
00:47:47,896 --> 00:47:50,865
Thousands of years ago into the future...
739
00:47:50,899 --> 00:47:54,596
descendants of the original Insanoflex
will roam the earth...
740
00:47:54,636 --> 00:47:58,003
exercising alternating muscles
on alternating days...
741
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,941
until the human race
has cut carbohydrates...
742
00:48:00,976 --> 00:48:03,342
out of their diet forever.
743
00:48:03,378 --> 00:48:05,869
And everything will be crushed...
744
00:48:05,914 --> 00:48:10,476
in the Yeast Uprising of 1987.
745
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,547
You said you're a woman!
746
00:48:13,588 --> 00:48:15,852
- Well, I'm not. Look, Shake...
- Don't touch me.
747
00:48:15,891 --> 00:48:19,884
Will someone just grab
the other end of that egg, please?
748
00:48:20,929 --> 00:48:22,658
Well with my teeth the way they are...
749
00:48:22,698 --> 00:48:25,633
I'm kind of not supposed
to chew anything for like four hours.
750
00:48:25,667 --> 00:48:27,430
Pick this egg up now!
751
00:48:27,469 --> 00:48:29,994
But my teeth have just been whitened!
752
00:48:32,374 --> 00:48:36,936
These teeth here,
they make for a pretty good stool.
753
00:48:37,979 --> 00:48:41,506
- You know you're sittin' on my teeth?
- I need to get eye level with the TV.
754
00:48:41,550 --> 00:48:44,110
- I see that.
- And then I need to wear these teeth.
755
00:48:44,152 --> 00:48:46,950
In my mouth.
When I go on dates.
756
00:48:46,988 --> 00:48:49,013
With women of the opposite sex.
757
00:48:49,057 --> 00:48:51,719
They're not clothes, you know.
They're part of my body!
758
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,126
Get your ass off my teeth!
759
00:48:55,997 --> 00:48:58,522
Look at this.
This is unbelievable!
760
00:48:58,567 --> 00:49:01,695
I know it! My tan fell off.
761
00:49:01,737 --> 00:49:05,400
$49, straight down the crapper!
762
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:08,136
With this Ultra X-Ray,
I should be able to look inside...
763
00:49:08,176 --> 00:49:12,442
Why don't you just break it open, like this.
With my Ultra Foot.
764
00:49:15,584 --> 00:49:18,610
OK, once I get the Ultra X-Ray
completely calibrated...
765
00:49:18,653 --> 00:49:21,144
I should be able to configure...
766
00:49:36,304 --> 00:49:37,862
See? I get shit done.
767
00:49:37,906 --> 00:49:41,069
- Damn, that's a good beat!
- Yeah, Meatwad, it is.
768
00:49:42,144 --> 00:49:43,975
Almost too good.
769
00:49:44,980 --> 00:49:48,074
- What is this music?
- Well, it's from my exercise video.
770
00:49:48,116 --> 00:49:53,179
Lose Weight! Eviscerate!
Volume 2 - Sea Of Blood, Island Of Death.
771
00:49:53,221 --> 00:49:55,655
I think I want to see that video.
772
00:49:59,294 --> 00:50:00,989
You'd better run, boy!
773
00:50:01,029 --> 00:50:03,020
Run those pounds off.
774
00:50:03,064 --> 00:50:07,194
See, this is an exercise program
designed to keep you working out.
775
00:50:07,235 --> 00:50:10,033
You know,
24 hours a day for 30 days...
776
00:50:10,071 --> 00:50:12,096
until, you know, forever.
777
00:50:12,140 --> 00:50:13,437
Yeah, but...
778
00:50:13,475 --> 00:50:15,943
You're guaranteed
to lose weight that way.
779
00:50:15,977 --> 00:50:17,535
- What the...?
- Or that way.
780
00:50:17,579 --> 00:50:20,104
The way where he blows
your head off with a laser.
781
00:50:20,148 --> 00:50:23,242
- Who blows your head off with a laser?!
- Him, right there.
782
00:50:23,285 --> 00:50:25,219
That's the Insanoflex.
783
00:50:25,253 --> 00:50:27,414
That sucker's crazy.
784
00:50:31,993 --> 00:50:34,461
- We got one of them, don't we?
- Yeah!
785
00:50:34,496 --> 00:50:37,556
Remember? You were supposed
to wrap yourself around him?!
786
00:50:37,599 --> 00:50:40,898
Well I'll be.
Where has my head been?
787
00:50:40,936 --> 00:50:43,734
Has any of these people
ever stopped the Insanoflex?
788
00:50:43,772 --> 00:50:46,900
No. It can't be stopped,
once it gets going with that music!
789
00:50:46,942 --> 00:50:50,139
See, that's what fuels its insane rage.
790
00:50:50,178 --> 00:50:52,612
Maybe if we could change the music...
791
00:50:52,647 --> 00:50:54,945
we could confuse the Insanoflex.
792
00:50:54,983 --> 00:50:57,975
Well, I'll be.
That'd probably do it.
793
00:50:58,019 --> 00:51:00,453
- Does anyone know any musicians?
- My demo tape!
794
00:51:00,489 --> 00:51:03,720
Have you gotten a copy of it?
795
00:51:05,393 --> 00:51:07,657
♪ Stupid roommates
drive me crazy! ♪
796
00:51:07,696 --> 00:51:10,563
♪ Ain't got no toilet,
but I'm in the Navy! ♪
797
00:51:10,599 --> 00:51:12,294
♪ Sometimes you wanna walk ♪
798
00:51:12,334 --> 00:51:14,666
Does anyone know
any other musicians?
799
00:51:14,703 --> 00:51:17,900
♪ When I tell you what to do,
I pull out my gun! ♪
800
00:51:17,939 --> 00:51:20,464
♪ You don't own me,
you think you own me? ♪
801
00:51:20,509 --> 00:51:23,808
♪ And get resituated and hawk
the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created ♪
802
00:51:23,845 --> 00:51:27,611
♪ I need candy, eat candy till I'm dead!
I'll kill you for candy, candy head! ♪
803
00:51:27,649 --> 00:51:29,241
♪ Where you keeping all the candy? ♪
804
00:51:29,284 --> 00:51:32,117
♪ If you don't give me some candy
I'll make the ladies sing! ♪
805
00:51:32,153 --> 00:51:35,520
♪ Candy in the morning ♪
806
00:51:35,557 --> 00:51:37,115
♪ Candy on the way to school ♪
807
00:51:37,158 --> 00:51:39,888
Alright, I'll just take
a little five minute break.
808
00:51:39,928 --> 00:51:42,590
- Again! I want Candy, again!
- Alright, man! Shit man!
809
00:51:42,631 --> 00:51:45,691
I want candy, bubblegum and taffy.
However you fucking do it!
810
00:51:45,734 --> 00:51:48,202
Put the flames away! It's fine!
811
00:51:48,236 --> 00:51:50,636
Chill for a second, man.
I gotta take this, man.
812
00:51:50,672 --> 00:51:52,367
- What's up?
- I can't...
813
00:51:52,407 --> 00:51:54,773
I can't hear you, you're breaking up.
814
00:51:54,809 --> 00:51:59,075
Satan can I take this up to the surface?
I ain't gettin' no reception, like none, man!
815
00:51:59,114 --> 00:52:02,106
On one condition.
816
00:52:02,150 --> 00:52:05,745
- What's up? You call me?
- Yeah, I guess we did, huh Meatwad?
817
00:52:05,787 --> 00:52:08,779
You tryin' to get you
some fly honeys? 'Cause...
818
00:52:08,823 --> 00:52:11,189
- 'Cause you're a fly.
- Man! For real?
819
00:52:11,226 --> 00:52:13,558
Motherfucker changed me again,
didn't he?
820
00:52:13,595 --> 00:52:16,758
Didn't he? That motherfucker!
Satan is a motherfucker!
821
00:52:16,798 --> 00:52:21,167
- Hey man, you gonna eat that?
- Well that there's a dog turd.
822
00:52:21,202 --> 00:52:24,638
Man! I love me some dog turd, man!
823
00:52:24,673 --> 00:52:26,334
This shit's delicious!
824
00:52:27,375 --> 00:52:30,173
Why the hell do I like me
some dog turd, man?!
825
00:52:30,211 --> 00:52:33,009
Look, no no, don't get up.
You keep on eating.
826
00:52:33,048 --> 00:52:36,347
I... I need you to do
one of your ridiculous songs.
827
00:52:36,384 --> 00:52:38,784
Now you need me?
828
00:52:38,820 --> 00:52:41,448
Man, the world has turned, man!
Look here, man.
829
00:52:42,490 --> 00:52:44,458
I don't have time to do you a song, man!
830
00:52:44,492 --> 00:52:47,120
You need me so bad,
you got to go to my website, man.
831
00:52:47,162 --> 00:52:49,596
- Click on "Contact MC", man!
- I knew it.
832
00:52:49,631 --> 00:52:52,259
Forget this!
I don't have time for this bullshit.
833
00:52:52,300 --> 00:52:54,325
You got a complaint?
Go to the message boards.
834
00:52:54,369 --> 00:52:58,567
Tell your friends, your family, people
you don't like, I'll do anything for attention!
835
00:52:58,607 --> 00:53:00,632
Alright, we need you to write a rap...
836
00:53:00,675 --> 00:53:04,475
so we can put it into the Insanoflex
and make him stop exercising...
837
00:53:04,512 --> 00:53:06,309
and destroying downtown...
838
00:53:06,348 --> 00:53:09,681
where they got the mini golf course
that I like so much.
839
00:53:09,718 --> 00:53:11,709
I got this man, check it out!
840
00:53:12,954 --> 00:53:14,854
Yeah, you feel this?
841
00:53:14,889 --> 00:53:18,154
This beat's from Europe. Man!
842
00:53:18,193 --> 00:53:20,161
I'm gonna lay it down for ya.
843
00:53:20,195 --> 00:53:22,288
♪ Insanoflex I wanna build your pecs ♪
844
00:53:22,330 --> 00:53:24,423
♪ A machine for sex, like a big T-Rex! ♪
845
00:53:24,466 --> 00:53:27,367
♪ Gonna build your calves,
gonna tighten your abs ♪
846
00:53:27,402 --> 00:53:28,892
No!
847
00:53:28,937 --> 00:53:30,802
- No!
- Yes!
848
00:53:31,740 --> 00:53:32,968
♪ Stop hitting yourself! ♪
849
00:53:33,008 --> 00:53:36,409
♪ Why are you hitting yourself
with gross fly guts all over your face? ♪
850
00:53:36,444 --> 00:53:39,004
- Gross! Get it off me!
- Look. We need a real musician.
851
00:53:40,749 --> 00:53:44,412
- I still got my demo floatin' out there!
- You don't wanna hear that, come on!
852
00:53:44,452 --> 00:53:46,113
The solo acoustic stuff I did?
853
00:53:46,154 --> 00:53:48,714
You know,
about that girlfriend I never had?
854
00:53:48,757 --> 00:53:51,225
- That's beyond suck.
- Solid and funk free.
855
00:53:51,259 --> 00:53:55,320
- But can you dance to it?
- Sure. If you pay for it.
856
00:53:55,363 --> 00:53:58,821
- It's Carl!
- Come... get... me.
857
00:53:58,867 --> 00:54:01,859
I'm... at... the... amusement... park.
858
00:54:01,903 --> 00:54:05,236
Steel Python.
859
00:54:05,273 --> 00:54:09,004
- Grab your tape, we'll have to go with it!
- Let's go with you gettin' 12 bucks.
860
00:54:09,044 --> 00:54:14,107
Or you know, you could go 15 for the CD.
You've got digital quality.
861
00:54:14,149 --> 00:54:16,879
- It sounds like I'm in the room with you.
- Will you come on?!
862
00:54:28,263 --> 00:54:31,130
My Frydar is picking
up slower biorhythms.
863
00:54:31,166 --> 00:54:34,658
- You gotta do it close range, huh?
- Must be in cool-down mode.
864
00:54:34,703 --> 00:54:38,833
Yeah, my Strawdar
picked that up about 20 miles back.
865
00:54:38,873 --> 00:54:39,931
Hey, dudes!
866
00:54:39,974 --> 00:54:42,772
Look at us up here
on the roller coaster!
867
00:54:42,811 --> 00:54:44,438
Hey guys!
What's going on?
868
00:54:46,181 --> 00:54:47,409
What's wrong with him?
869
00:54:47,449 --> 00:54:49,679
- Look out down there!
- My nutrients!
870
00:54:49,718 --> 00:54:51,948
Retrieve them at once,
they have escaped!
871
00:54:51,986 --> 00:54:54,113
That came out of you?!
872
00:54:54,155 --> 00:54:57,181
Alright everyone.
Here's what we're gonna do.
873
00:54:59,494 --> 00:55:01,462
- Man! What happened?
- Dang it.
874
00:55:01,496 --> 00:55:03,896
- Great, and now what?
- I'm gonna fly up there...
875
00:55:03,932 --> 00:55:06,457
and blow them all up
because I am sick of this shit!
876
00:55:06,501 --> 00:55:07,991
- No!
- Wait, Frylock!
877
00:55:09,804 --> 00:55:13,035
So you're just gonna go up there
and blow up your neighbor Carl?
878
00:55:13,074 --> 00:55:16,339
Don't you understand
how much he has to live for?
879
00:55:18,980 --> 00:55:21,346
OK, now that you're looking at me,
I mean...
880
00:55:21,382 --> 00:55:25,318
I'll come up with something here,
give me a second.
881
00:55:25,854 --> 00:55:27,344
He's...
882
00:55:29,390 --> 00:55:31,483
Hang on.
883
00:55:37,232 --> 00:55:39,257
Well, he's got...
884
00:55:40,802 --> 00:55:43,396
...porn!
He's got a bunch of porn.
885
00:55:43,438 --> 00:55:46,464
Who'll take care
of his vast collection of pornography...
886
00:55:46,508 --> 00:55:48,373
both in VHS and DVD format?
887
00:55:48,409 --> 00:55:51,708
Who's gonna call his mom,
and pretend he ain't lookin' at porn...
888
00:55:51,746 --> 00:55:55,079
while he's talking to her on the phone?
889
00:55:55,116 --> 00:55:56,811
And who, answer me this...
890
00:55:56,851 --> 00:56:00,184
will clean his pool
after I have peed all in it?
891
00:56:00,221 --> 00:56:02,348
- You.
- That's my point. Go kill him.
892
00:56:02,390 --> 00:56:05,018
- Alright, alright.
- Hell!
893
00:56:05,059 --> 00:56:08,085
I wrote this next one
when I broke up with my girlfriend...
894
00:56:08,129 --> 00:56:10,529
'cause I slept with her friend
and dumped them both!
895
00:56:10,565 --> 00:56:12,294
Shake, get your ass down from there!
896
00:56:12,333 --> 00:56:14,198
And I think everyone
can relate to the blues.
897
00:56:14,235 --> 00:56:18,228
Like they had
after I dropped them like two hot rocks.
898
00:56:18,273 --> 00:56:20,070
♪ Nude love ♪
899
00:56:20,108 --> 00:56:23,100
♪ Moves over me, like a storm ♪
900
00:56:24,112 --> 00:56:26,410
It's working.
It's working! He's stopping!
901
00:56:26,447 --> 00:56:29,211
Keep playing, Shake!
Keep playing your dumb ass song!
902
00:56:29,250 --> 00:56:33,186
♪ There is something in your eye,
and I realize ♪
903
00:56:33,221 --> 00:56:37,624
♪ In the sky
nude love ♪
904
00:56:37,659 --> 00:56:40,492
Wait, hang on, I've got trouble with the G.
905
00:56:41,796 --> 00:56:45,027
Perfect!
It's all going according to plan.
906
00:56:45,066 --> 00:56:47,500
Neil, prepare the fruit pod!
907
00:56:48,303 --> 00:56:51,431
♪ Crankin, smokin! ♪
There we go.
908
00:56:51,472 --> 00:56:56,171
♪ Tapes available
out in the parking lot ♪
909
00:56:56,211 --> 00:56:59,271
- It is making my ears pop.
- It's got a good message.
910
00:56:59,314 --> 00:57:01,373
He's touching
on some real stuff there.
911
00:57:01,416 --> 00:57:02,940
I like the nude part.
912
00:57:02,984 --> 00:57:05,544
♪ And then, see me ♪
913
00:57:05,587 --> 00:57:10,752
♪ Out by my hatchback for copies! ♪
914
00:57:13,561 --> 00:57:16,621
♪ Nude ♪
915
00:57:22,203 --> 00:57:24,103
♪ Love ♪
916
00:57:30,278 --> 00:57:31,370
Thank God!
917
00:57:31,412 --> 00:57:34,609
He was strong, but I think
we learned that music is stronger.
918
00:57:34,649 --> 00:57:38,517
- Carl, I want you to hop on out of there.
- I'm a little sore here...
919
00:57:38,553 --> 00:57:41,351
so, if you don't mind,
no one try to save me right now.
920
00:57:41,389 --> 00:57:42,788
Just let me sit here and...
921
00:57:42,824 --> 00:57:46,157
look damn good for a little bit, OK?
922
00:57:46,194 --> 00:57:49,163
- The music has freed your soul.
- Get off, Shake, get off!
923
00:57:49,197 --> 00:57:50,289
No!
924
00:57:53,368 --> 00:57:54,801
- Carl?
- Oh my God. Carl?
925
00:57:54,836 --> 00:57:57,566
- Is he dead?
- Carl, you all right? Can you hear me?
926
00:57:57,605 --> 00:57:58,629
Carl? Hey, Carl?
927
00:58:00,475 --> 00:58:01,601
Carl!
928
00:58:01,643 --> 00:58:04,407
You OK? There?
929
00:58:04,445 --> 00:58:06,242
What happened to him?
930
00:58:08,049 --> 00:58:11,075
Baby, you showed up! Great.
931
00:58:11,119 --> 00:58:16,113
Sorry, I didn't introduce you guys,
this is my new friend.
932
00:58:16,157 --> 00:58:18,091
- Linda.
- How y'all doin'?
933
00:58:18,126 --> 00:58:19,252
- Hello.
- Hey, man.
934
00:58:19,294 --> 00:58:20,852
Hi, how's it going?
935
00:58:25,366 --> 00:58:27,960
Yeah, we met in line for the coaster.
936
00:58:28,002 --> 00:58:30,766
We compared our lats and our traps and...
937
00:58:30,805 --> 00:58:35,504
turns out we do a lot of the same
exercises, don't we baby?
938
00:58:44,385 --> 00:58:48,219
The two of us were thinking about going
out for some vitamin supplements and...
939
00:58:48,256 --> 00:58:51,020
inject ourselves
with some extract from a bull's semen.
940
00:58:51,059 --> 00:58:53,892
That's what she likes
to do for muscle mass there.
941
00:58:53,928 --> 00:58:55,452
- Anyone wanna come?
- No.
942
00:58:55,496 --> 00:58:57,430
- Nah, that's cool.
- No, I can't.
943
00:58:57,465 --> 00:59:00,866
See ya later, losers.
I'm going off to do another little workout.
944
00:59:00,902 --> 00:59:04,167
At her place! Yeah!
945
00:59:04,205 --> 00:59:06,673
The only thing
that bull semen did for me...
946
00:59:06,708 --> 00:59:08,835
was activate my gag reflex.
947
00:59:10,678 --> 00:59:12,771
Well Carl got himself a girlfriend.
948
00:59:12,814 --> 00:59:16,181
I'm proud of him.
And I'm lonely. I want a girlfriend.
949
00:59:16,217 --> 00:59:19,812
- I'm the one who wants a girlfriend!
- No, it is I who wants a girlfriend.
950
00:59:19,854 --> 00:59:22,482
- Get this thing going again.
- I'll tell y'all what.
951
00:59:22,523 --> 00:59:26,892
See all these eggs laying around here?
Why don't you just pick one out.
952
00:59:26,928 --> 00:59:29,761
Pretty soon they're all gonna hatch
and once they do...
953
00:59:29,797 --> 00:59:32,231
life as we know it, is over.
954
00:59:32,266 --> 00:59:35,599
You know, you're really great
at taking a good fun situation...
955
00:59:35,636 --> 00:59:37,570
and turn it into something crappy.
956
00:59:37,605 --> 00:59:39,835
You know
we're about to get laid here, right?
957
00:59:39,874 --> 00:59:43,139
- How we gonna stop all of them?
- Well, why don't you ask him?
958
00:59:43,177 --> 00:59:46,613
Because he invented it.
959
00:59:47,648 --> 00:59:50,310
I did mention that, right?
I think I mentioned that.
960
00:59:50,351 --> 00:59:54,014
- So you're the one that created this thing?
- I think so. He says I did.
961
00:59:56,424 --> 00:59:59,257
I'll probably just knock it out
this afternoon.
962
00:59:59,293 --> 01:00:01,284
- Let's just wait around.
- He won't.
963
01:00:01,329 --> 01:00:02,921
He has no discipline.
964
01:00:02,964 --> 01:00:06,456
Why don't you tell a story about it
that lasts five hours?
965
01:00:06,501 --> 01:00:08,662
Will you shut up?!
966
01:00:08,703 --> 01:00:10,398
I have an idea.
967
01:00:10,438 --> 01:00:12,599
We're gonna have to go back in time.
968
01:00:14,175 --> 01:00:15,767
- And kill his parents.
- No!
969
01:00:15,810 --> 01:00:17,835
Don't do that, they're in Florida!
970
01:00:17,879 --> 01:00:20,109
No, no, Shake.
Here's what we're gonna do.
971
01:00:20,148 --> 01:00:23,174
Come on, how often
do you see them anyway? Honestly?
972
01:00:23,217 --> 01:00:25,742
Hey guys? Hello?
973
01:00:25,787 --> 01:00:28,915
Don't walk away
or I shall help me for you!
974
01:00:28,956 --> 01:00:32,323
Look man, I'm here for you, it's OK.
Now, what I want you to do...
975
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:34,851
is drink this.
976
01:00:36,731 --> 01:00:39,598
Thank you Err.
What was that thick shake?
977
01:00:39,634 --> 01:00:43,297
Well, I'll tell you what it is.
It's mayonnaise I found in the trash can.
978
01:00:43,337 --> 01:00:47,330
And it had hair on it!
And you drank it!
979
01:00:47,375 --> 01:00:49,400
Because I am your doctor.
Do what I say!
980
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:00,144
Look.
981
01:01:00,188 --> 01:01:04,921
Yet again, another testament of my ability
to pound the brewskies.
982
01:01:04,959 --> 01:01:07,018
Yeah. Those are collecting fruit flies.
983
01:01:07,061 --> 01:01:11,623
They are hovering around the display.
They are in awe of my ability to drink.
984
01:01:11,666 --> 01:01:14,965
Dude, you remember that exam?
That's tomorrow?
985
01:01:15,002 --> 01:01:18,438
- 'Cause, were you gonna study for it or...?
- I sold my books.
986
01:01:18,473 --> 01:01:21,931
Screw them, man!
Plus, books are for nerds.
987
01:01:21,976 --> 01:01:25,468
Well, maybe you should save
some of that book money for laundry...
988
01:01:25,513 --> 01:01:28,880
'cause your sheets
are getting pretty gross man.
989
01:01:28,916 --> 01:01:30,816
What sheets?
I don't have sheets.
990
01:01:30,852 --> 01:01:32,649
Maybe we should throw them away.
991
01:01:32,687 --> 01:01:35,679
Dude, I'm so glad the computer
hooked us up as roommates.
992
01:01:35,723 --> 01:01:37,884
We are friends forever, you and I.
993
01:01:38,893 --> 01:01:40,053
Yep.
994
01:01:40,094 --> 01:01:41,652
I'm pretty psyched about it.
995
01:01:43,097 --> 01:01:45,395
Sheisse, the RA!
996
01:01:50,138 --> 01:01:52,732
S'up bro?
Wanna hackey-sack?
997
01:01:52,773 --> 01:01:53,865
Can we just kill him?
998
01:01:53,908 --> 01:01:57,173
Yeah, do it, seriously,
'cause I get straight A's if he gets killed.
999
01:01:57,211 --> 01:01:59,236
Remedial Verbs.
You're studying that?
1000
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:01,145
I say speak to the hand to that class.
1001
01:02:01,182 --> 01:02:03,878
I'm not getting up at eleven in the morning!
1002
01:02:03,918 --> 01:02:06,978
To create that Insanoflex
you would've had to have...
1003
01:02:07,021 --> 01:02:10,787
an advanced knowledge
of biogenetics and robot hydro-rhythms.
1004
01:02:10,825 --> 01:02:12,816
Do you, or...?
1005
01:02:12,860 --> 01:02:15,852
See, I learned
how to help Timmy find his nuts.
1006
01:02:15,897 --> 01:02:17,421
Please let me kill him.
1007
01:02:24,805 --> 01:02:27,706
Oh, no. My clothes
didn't make it through the time rift!
1008
01:02:27,742 --> 01:02:29,209
I'm totally nude.
1009
01:02:29,243 --> 01:02:31,905
Nice going.
You saved the future.
1010
01:02:31,946 --> 01:02:34,972
- You told me he invented this!
- I will. I know, I do.
1011
01:02:35,016 --> 01:02:38,110
Did you even study robotics in school?
You didn't, did you?
1012
01:02:38,152 --> 01:02:40,245
No way!
He majored in pottery, man.
1013
01:02:40,288 --> 01:02:43,314
Well, is there...
is there like a giant pot...
1014
01:02:43,357 --> 01:02:46,554
that destroys the world
that I might have glazed?
1015
01:02:47,762 --> 01:02:49,457
You can stare at my genitals.
1016
01:02:49,497 --> 01:02:51,624
You totally didn't save the future!
1017
01:02:51,666 --> 01:02:53,759
My vacation is ruined!
1018
01:02:53,801 --> 01:02:56,065
Well then,
who did create the damn thing?!
1019
01:02:58,539 --> 01:03:02,635
- Well, I guess I don't know.
- No you don't. You don't know shit.
1020
01:03:02,676 --> 01:03:05,668
"Thousands of Years Ago."
You randomly string words together...
1021
01:03:05,712 --> 01:03:09,307
that make up ridiculous stories of things
that never happened and never will!
1022
01:03:09,349 --> 01:03:14,616
Really? Well then,
what do you make of this?
1023
01:03:18,191 --> 01:03:22,025
"I can feel it coming in the air tonight."
1024
01:03:23,864 --> 01:03:27,857
"I've been waiting
for this moment all my life."
1025
01:03:29,436 --> 01:03:30,460
My father?
1026
01:03:30,504 --> 01:03:33,905
Yes, no, yes.
1027
01:03:34,942 --> 01:03:36,466
Your father.
1028
01:03:36,510 --> 01:03:39,604
Oh my god!
You don't, you don't mean...
1029
01:03:42,149 --> 01:03:44,344
Yes.
1030
01:03:44,384 --> 01:03:46,375
- Thousands of years ago...
- No, no.
1031
01:03:46,420 --> 01:03:49,514
I know who you're talking about.
Don't worry about it.
1032
01:03:49,556 --> 01:03:51,251
- Look, a caterpillar!
- Oh, wait.
1033
01:03:51,291 --> 01:03:53,191
- Where?
- Where's this caterpillar?
1034
01:03:53,226 --> 01:03:56,559
- Just keep looking. Come on, let's go.
- Now I see it.
1035
01:03:56,597 --> 01:03:59,259
Hello, little caterpillar!
1036
01:04:00,300 --> 01:04:01,961
Destroy him!
1037
01:04:04,171 --> 01:04:06,969
- You never told me we got us a daddy?
- You don't remember?
1038
01:04:07,007 --> 01:04:10,272
- Do I remember anything?
- I got your daddy right here.
1039
01:04:10,310 --> 01:04:13,973
He's only got one eye,
and two little uncles for ya too.
1040
01:04:15,515 --> 01:04:18,450
It was a long time ago...
1041
01:04:18,485 --> 01:04:19,645
Did ya hear me?
1042
01:04:19,686 --> 01:04:22,655
I said I got your daddy right here
and I pointed at myself?
1043
01:04:22,689 --> 01:04:25,852
I thought it was only a dream,
but it was a nightmare.
1044
01:04:28,061 --> 01:04:30,928
It was dark, I couldn't see anything.
1045
01:04:32,499 --> 01:04:36,833
But I do remember the painful sting
of hot oil against my skin.
1046
01:04:43,343 --> 01:04:44,833
The hum.
1047
01:04:44,878 --> 01:04:48,507
The hum of some type
of enormous mixer.
1048
01:04:51,018 --> 01:04:54,977
And the wet slap
of steel hands on raw meat.
1049
01:04:55,022 --> 01:04:56,421
How you doin'?
1050
01:04:57,991 --> 01:05:02,655
The shriek of a million chickens,
screaming in agony...
1051
01:05:03,830 --> 01:05:05,798
as they were merged into one.
1052
01:05:09,369 --> 01:05:12,361
Right on, yeah!
1053
01:05:14,374 --> 01:05:19,710
We were each given part of his brain,
and they brought us to life.
1054
01:05:20,747 --> 01:05:22,305
But he was never the same.
1055
01:05:22,349 --> 01:05:24,613
- There we go.
- Did I get some brain?
1056
01:05:26,420 --> 01:05:28,820
- Sort of.
- I know I did. I can feel it.
1057
01:05:35,629 --> 01:05:36,618
Well...
1058
01:05:36,663 --> 01:05:40,394
- He said it would sort of compensate.
- Guys, down here.
1059
01:05:40,434 --> 01:05:44,837
How did I compen... template?
1060
01:05:45,505 --> 01:05:46,597
What about me?
1061
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:47,800
Fuck it!
1062
01:05:50,577 --> 01:05:52,408
- I got head cheese?!
- All right...
1063
01:05:52,446 --> 01:05:55,176
some of us got brain,
but that's not important, OK?
1064
01:05:55,215 --> 01:05:58,082
- That was a very good story.
- Well, it's not done.
1065
01:05:58,118 --> 01:06:02,248
My turn. Once upon a time,
there was a little elf...
1066
01:06:02,289 --> 01:06:03,415
Just shut up!
1067
01:06:04,758 --> 01:06:08,489
You have all been created...
1068
01:06:08,528 --> 01:06:13,431
for a very ridiculous purpose.
1069
01:06:13,467 --> 01:06:16,334
I want you to drive this plane...
1070
01:06:16,369 --> 01:06:18,564
into that brick wall!
1071
01:06:24,544 --> 01:06:26,842
Zero-one-niner,
requesting permission...
1072
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:29,178
for approach
to smash into brick wall, over.
1073
01:06:29,216 --> 01:06:31,377
Permission granted!
1074
01:06:32,018 --> 01:06:34,282
Right on!
1075
01:06:34,321 --> 01:06:37,154
- Frylock! You?
- Change of plans, Bittle!
1076
01:06:45,265 --> 01:06:48,029
- That's all you got?! Come on!
- Let go!
1077
01:06:56,977 --> 01:06:58,877
No!
1078
01:07:00,447 --> 01:07:03,575
No!
My creations!
1079
01:07:03,617 --> 01:07:05,244
Fucking sandals!
1080
01:07:08,622 --> 01:07:11,216
So, I diverted the plane to Africa...
1081
01:07:11,258 --> 01:07:13,249
so we could try to stop world hunger.
1082
01:07:13,293 --> 01:07:15,887
Running into a brick wall just seemed...
1083
01:07:15,929 --> 01:07:17,863
like it would hurt. A lot.
1084
01:07:18,865 --> 01:07:21,425
I mean, that's just dumb.
1085
01:07:25,972 --> 01:07:29,499
All right, listen up. When we hit the ground,
I want everybody...
1086
01:07:29,543 --> 01:07:31,602
to spread out
in a three meter stance...
1087
01:07:31,645 --> 01:07:35,274
wait for air backup and then we're going...
1088
01:07:37,050 --> 01:07:39,712
Chicken Bittle
did not survive the trip.
1089
01:07:39,753 --> 01:07:44,087
And it didn't us long
to freak out all of Africa.
1090
01:07:48,962 --> 01:07:53,194
- Hi, how ya doing?
- Hey, wait! No! We're here to help you!
1091
01:07:53,233 --> 01:07:56,691
Come on, don't run!
Where you going?
1092
01:07:56,736 --> 01:07:58,226
Our mission failed.
1093
01:08:01,041 --> 01:08:05,774
So we came back to the States
and rented out this house in New Jersey.
1094
01:08:05,812 --> 01:08:09,771
I couldn't live up to my father's
backwards, retarded expectations.
1095
01:08:09,816 --> 01:08:12,080
I came here to follow my dream...
1096
01:08:12,118 --> 01:08:15,576
of dancing professionally...
1097
01:08:15,622 --> 01:08:16,816
in the nude.
1098
01:08:16,857 --> 01:08:18,381
I mean, on Broadway.
1099
01:08:18,425 --> 01:08:22,156
- I don't remember any of this.
- Me neither.
1100
01:08:22,195 --> 01:08:23,890
You kept playing with your Gameboy.
1101
01:08:23,930 --> 01:08:26,592
I'd say, "Shake, look up.
We're saving that."
1102
01:08:26,633 --> 01:08:30,228
And you were all like,
"Well I'm on level three."
1103
01:08:30,270 --> 01:08:32,238
I do remember level three.
1104
01:08:32,272 --> 01:08:36,140
Well, did you ever get
to dance... professionally?
1105
01:08:36,176 --> 01:08:39,976
That was a lifetime ago, Meatwad.
I have other responsibilities now.
1106
01:08:40,013 --> 01:08:42,447
Yeah, dinner, right?
Where is it?
1107
01:08:47,854 --> 01:08:49,788
- We're home.
- This ain't my house.
1108
01:08:49,823 --> 01:08:50,949
Mine neither.
1109
01:08:53,894 --> 01:08:57,352
Linda, this is some...
food that you've made.
1110
01:08:59,499 --> 01:09:00,488
What is it?
1111
01:09:00,533 --> 01:09:04,469
Apple cinnamon flavored
monkey gland energy shake.
1112
01:09:04,504 --> 01:09:07,871
Thought I tasted a hint
of the monkey gland...
1113
01:09:14,581 --> 01:09:16,378
Excuse me.
1114
01:09:16,416 --> 01:09:20,216
Linda, I care about you.
I respect you.
1115
01:09:22,489 --> 01:09:24,548
So where am I gonna do you?
1116
01:09:24,591 --> 01:09:26,889
- Man, jackpot!
- Yeah.
1117
01:09:26,927 --> 01:09:28,827
Lie down on it while I get nude.
1118
01:09:28,862 --> 01:09:31,194
Yeah, I like it!
1119
01:09:33,533 --> 01:09:35,364
Oh man, you are wild!
1120
01:09:35,402 --> 01:09:39,133
- Thank you God!
- Yeah. My bedroom.
1121
01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:42,804
Hey baby, your muscle's leaking...
1122
01:09:43,843 --> 01:09:45,333
What's up with that?
1123
01:09:46,713 --> 01:09:48,544
Oh no, no!
1124
01:09:49,616 --> 01:09:50,640
Crap!
1125
01:09:51,685 --> 01:09:54,279
- Shit.
- This is going to hurt!
1126
01:09:54,321 --> 01:09:57,586
- A lot!
- Crap, crap, crap, crap!
1127
01:09:57,624 --> 01:10:01,526
Oh, don't cry.
You've been such a good boy.
1128
01:10:01,561 --> 01:10:03,495
I'm gonna let you have a lolly!
1129
01:10:04,364 --> 01:10:05,888
Now lick it!
1130
01:10:11,371 --> 01:10:13,805
- Listen. Is that Carl?
- Carl!
1131
01:10:16,776 --> 01:10:18,835
Welcome home, boy!
1132
01:10:23,116 --> 01:10:26,574
- You bastard!
- Not anymore, daddy!
1133
01:10:26,619 --> 01:10:30,111
- Daddy?
- Bring it on, motherfucker!
1134
01:10:30,156 --> 01:10:31,418
Come on, take this!
1135
01:10:35,328 --> 01:10:37,694
Come on, I thought you'd love that!
1136
01:10:40,233 --> 01:10:41,825
You'd like some more?
1137
01:10:53,113 --> 01:10:54,341
That's all you got?
1138
01:10:55,248 --> 01:10:56,715
God damn it!
1139
01:10:58,318 --> 01:11:00,286
Oh, God Carl!
1140
01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:02,948
Thank God. Unchain me.
1141
01:11:04,958 --> 01:11:06,653
Where'd you get that lollipop?
1142
01:11:06,693 --> 01:11:09,787
Bring it on! Come on! Take this!
And some of that with you!
1143
01:11:14,701 --> 01:11:17,397
Can you hold on a sec?
Hold on, hold on, hold on...
1144
01:11:17,437 --> 01:11:19,428
What is it, Steve?
1145
01:11:19,472 --> 01:11:21,963
Did you need anything else
from me today?
1146
01:11:22,942 --> 01:11:25,103
'Cause my wife wants me home
at six and...
1147
01:11:25,145 --> 01:11:27,079
Go ahead and punch out.
1148
01:11:28,081 --> 01:11:29,981
No, not that one.
1149
01:11:33,453 --> 01:11:35,614
Yes.
That one.
1150
01:11:43,263 --> 01:11:46,198
OK everybody, have a good one.
1151
01:12:04,918 --> 01:12:07,785
God, I love that!
1152
01:12:09,389 --> 01:12:12,051
So you created the Insanoflex!
1153
01:12:13,093 --> 01:12:16,426
So you could build someone else up
and use their muscles.
1154
01:12:16,463 --> 01:12:17,691
Yeah.
1155
01:12:17,730 --> 01:12:19,095
Keep going.
1156
01:12:19,132 --> 01:12:20,793
I don't know.
1157
01:12:20,834 --> 01:12:23,394
- To fight me?
- Yes!
1158
01:12:42,255 --> 01:12:44,723
Yes, that's exactly why!
1159
01:12:51,364 --> 01:12:52,797
But... but why?
1160
01:12:52,832 --> 01:12:55,300
Because I hate you, Daddy!
1161
01:12:55,335 --> 01:12:58,270
No, don't you pull
this reverse psychology crap with me!
1162
01:12:58,304 --> 01:13:00,704
- It was you who created me!
- No!
1163
01:13:00,740 --> 01:13:04,107
It was you who created me!
1164
01:13:05,578 --> 01:13:09,344
- Do you remember this?
- That's Little Death Bear.
1165
01:13:09,382 --> 01:13:12,408
- How do I know that?
- But you said I couldn't have it!
1166
01:13:12,452 --> 01:13:15,114
Because you said
I would lose a hand!
1167
01:13:15,155 --> 01:13:18,591
Yeah, man, I mean, look at it,
it's covered with razor blades!
1168
01:13:18,625 --> 01:13:21,719
- Well, now I have it.
- Can I have it?
1169
01:13:23,963 --> 01:13:25,430
God, now I remember!
1170
01:13:25,465 --> 01:13:29,162
- You wanted that thing for Christmas!
- Yes. And instead...
1171
01:13:29,202 --> 01:13:32,330
you gave me this.
A Baby Wets All Night!
1172
01:13:33,339 --> 01:13:35,603
And it screwed me up forever!
1173
01:13:35,642 --> 01:13:40,670
- But, that's not how I remember it.
- How do you remember it, Daddy?
1174
01:13:40,713 --> 01:13:44,240
- With star wipes?
- Yeah, a lot of star wipes.
1175
01:13:44,284 --> 01:13:47,082
And Phil Collins
is constantly In The Air Tonight.
1176
01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:49,918
...Tonight.
I love that song, but why?
1177
01:13:49,956 --> 01:13:52,083
- Behold!
- Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
1178
01:13:52,125 --> 01:13:54,457
What are you doing back there?
1179
01:13:55,228 --> 01:13:58,459
A VHS that you had produced!
1180
01:13:58,498 --> 01:14:00,159
No, that's impossible!
1181
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:02,361
You've got a VCR
in the back of your head?!
1182
01:14:02,402 --> 01:14:04,927
It's like David Cronenberg
all up in here.
1183
01:14:04,971 --> 01:14:07,701
It's all coming together now,
don't you see?
1184
01:14:07,740 --> 01:14:11,141
You created him
with a piece of your brain!
1185
01:14:11,177 --> 01:14:13,168
And he was your only son.
1186
01:14:13,213 --> 01:14:16,580
But it didn't come out right,
because you were a bad father.
1187
01:14:16,616 --> 01:14:19,881
So you altered your memories
to take away the pain.
1188
01:14:19,919 --> 01:14:22,513
Because you thought...
You know, Chicken Bittle?
1189
01:14:22,555 --> 01:14:25,615
You remember him?
His death was your fault!
1190
01:14:25,658 --> 01:14:27,888
So you wiped your mind clean...
1191
01:14:27,927 --> 01:14:31,863
threw away your old identity,
and started a new life...
1192
01:14:31,898 --> 01:14:33,798
in obscurity.
1193
01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:35,596
No, that's not how it happened.
1194
01:14:35,635 --> 01:14:38,229
This is a VHS, he's a VCR...
1195
01:14:38,271 --> 01:14:39,602
and he lives with us.
1196
01:14:39,639 --> 01:14:43,837
Daddy, you've grown
into a beautiful young woman.
1197
01:14:43,876 --> 01:14:46,242
Yeah, thanks.
Let's keep that on the down low.
1198
01:14:46,279 --> 01:14:49,476
- What did I tell you?!
- I don't believe it. Come on!
1199
01:14:49,515 --> 01:14:51,949
Pay up! Five bucks. Come on!
1200
01:14:52,986 --> 01:14:55,648
- But how did...?
- Trapped in a man's body.
1201
01:14:55,688 --> 01:14:59,351
- But you was...
- I'm a lesbian.
1202
01:14:59,392 --> 01:15:01,917
- Yeah, but still, I mean...
- On Oprah.
1203
01:15:04,230 --> 01:15:07,495
- Yeah, but the...
- Plastic novelty vagina.
1204
01:15:09,636 --> 01:15:14,403
- Well, that... explains a lot.
- But one question still remains.
1205
01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:16,738
- We created all of you!
- Mutants!
1206
01:15:16,776 --> 01:15:19,836
And the world
you pathetically pretend to live in.
1207
01:15:19,879 --> 01:15:21,779
Now, bring us your beer!
1208
01:15:22,649 --> 01:15:25,982
- Your remote needs batteries.
- The TV sucks, man.
1209
01:15:26,019 --> 01:15:28,886
- And now it needs fixing.
- Children, please.
1210
01:15:29,922 --> 01:15:31,856
Stop all this bickering!
1211
01:15:31,891 --> 01:15:34,291
That's that watermelon
I was telling you about.
1212
01:15:34,327 --> 01:15:37,524
And that was another lie.
And you're going to hell!
1213
01:15:37,563 --> 01:15:40,999
Feel the sweet embrace
of Satan's hoof against your face!
1214
01:15:41,034 --> 01:15:42,023
Shake!
1215
01:15:44,537 --> 01:15:45,526
Meatwad?
1216
01:15:47,106 --> 01:15:49,097
Buddy?
1217
01:15:49,142 --> 01:15:50,700
Are you OK?
1218
01:15:51,978 --> 01:15:53,172
Stand aside!
1219
01:15:53,212 --> 01:15:55,407
- What... what happened?
- Neil!
1220
01:15:55,448 --> 01:15:58,008
Play the drum solo of life!
1221
01:16:23,142 --> 01:16:25,440
Yeah, yeah! Rock! Rock out!
1222
01:16:36,155 --> 01:16:37,713
Forget it. I don't want it.
1223
01:16:58,411 --> 01:17:01,209
Hey y'all, I live!
1224
01:17:01,247 --> 01:17:04,011
- Who are you?
- I am Walter Melon.
1225
01:17:05,385 --> 01:17:08,081
- This is my accomplice Neil.
- How's it going?
1226
01:17:08,121 --> 01:17:10,487
- Hi.
- Hello.
1227
01:17:10,523 --> 01:17:13,822
And this puddle over here
used to be Steve.
1228
01:17:13,860 --> 01:17:15,259
The drum solo of life!
1229
01:17:16,996 --> 01:17:18,987
No, no, that's OK.
1230
01:17:23,136 --> 01:17:26,902
- What are you doin' here?
- Well, I only...
1231
01:17:26,939 --> 01:17:28,236
created all of you!
1232
01:17:30,410 --> 01:17:32,241
I also created the Insanoflex...
1233
01:17:32,278 --> 01:17:35,076
and produced
three top-selling exercise videos.
1234
01:17:35,114 --> 01:17:37,412
Then I lost my job.
That sucked.
1235
01:17:37,450 --> 01:17:39,941
They said I spent too
much time editing my videos...
1236
01:17:39,986 --> 01:17:42,318
and not enough time
breaking down egg crates...
1237
01:17:42,355 --> 01:17:45,324
which is what I should be doing now
had I not been fired.
1238
01:17:45,358 --> 01:17:48,350
You two were to destroy
each other today...
1239
01:17:48,394 --> 01:17:53,855
so I would inherit your real estate
to build the ultimate franchise.
1240
01:17:53,900 --> 01:17:55,663
The Insano-Gym!
1241
01:17:57,603 --> 01:18:00,367
- But we rent.
- So do I.
1242
01:18:00,406 --> 01:18:03,773
- Man, we live at the Y.
- Till we get some things going.
1243
01:18:03,810 --> 01:18:06,745
- They won't let us use the pool, man.
- Yes. They won't.
1244
01:18:06,779 --> 01:18:07,803
Are you serious?
1245
01:18:07,847 --> 01:18:10,975
Yeah man!
They said we pee in the pool. 'Cause I do!
1246
01:18:11,083 --> 01:18:12,550
- And I as well.
- Yes!
1247
01:18:12,585 --> 01:18:15,452
Digital gold cascades
from our square bladders.
1248
01:18:15,488 --> 01:18:17,547
No, about the renting.
You all rent?
1249
01:18:17,590 --> 01:18:19,990
- Oh, yes.
- Yes sir. Very much so.
1250
01:18:20,026 --> 01:18:22,620
- At the Y.
- But the Insano-Gym!
1251
01:18:22,662 --> 01:18:25,324
You couldn't put a gym
in a residential neighborhood.
1252
01:18:25,364 --> 01:18:27,264
It's not even zoned for commercial use.
1253
01:18:27,300 --> 01:18:29,700
You'd probably have to go
through the city, or something.
1254
01:18:29,735 --> 01:18:34,502
Yeah. Well. I guess this
kinda foils your stupid plan.
1255
01:18:36,542 --> 01:18:39,272
- Papa?
- Well, yeah! Kinda!
1256
01:18:39,312 --> 01:18:41,405
Damn it!
I'm telling your mother.
1257
01:18:41,447 --> 01:18:43,506
- Mother?
- Neil, come on!
1258
01:18:44,750 --> 01:18:47,082
Wait, wait!
We have a mother?
1259
01:18:47,119 --> 01:18:49,383
Yes, Frylock, I am your mother.
1260
01:18:52,458 --> 01:18:55,825
And I am a nine-layer bean burrito.
1261
01:18:57,930 --> 01:18:59,363
That's neat.
1262
01:19:03,569 --> 01:19:07,300
♪ It's the end of the movie,
and it's getting late ♪
1263
01:19:07,340 --> 01:19:10,036
♪ I know that you didn't
come here with a date ♪
1264
01:19:10,076 --> 01:19:13,705
♪ You'll probably go home
and masturbate ♪
1265
01:19:13,746 --> 01:19:15,873
♪ You're pathetic and lonely ♪
1266
01:19:15,915 --> 01:19:19,214
♪ And you can't afford
high definition television ♪
1267
01:19:19,252 --> 01:19:21,015
♪ 'Cause your job
doesn't pay enough ♪♪
1268
01:25:27,753 --> 01:25:28,879
Time for bed, honey.