1 00:02:11,958 --> 00:02:14,518 Uh, what about, "The Big One only gets bigger"? 2 00:02:14,628 --> 00:02:16,596 "Everyone wants a Big One." 3 00:02:16,696 --> 00:02:18,994 I got a big one. Sorry. 4 00:02:19,099 --> 00:02:22,967 How about just, like, "Eat me." 5 00:02:23,069 --> 00:02:26,664 Okay, okay. There's no shortage of future slogans. Phil, what have you got? 6 00:02:26,773 --> 00:02:32,177 Well, um, same-store sales are up 8.4% this quarter... 7 00:02:32,279 --> 00:02:34,372 which is just... amazing. 8 00:02:34,481 --> 00:02:37,314 And the increase extends across every demographic. 9 00:02:37,417 --> 00:02:42,047 It's "tweens," heavy users, minivan dads, even seniors. 10 00:02:42,155 --> 00:02:44,555 So, clearly, the Big One is not only a big hit... 11 00:02:44,658 --> 00:02:47,320 it is quickly becoming the flagship of our brand. 12 00:02:47,427 --> 00:02:50,521 Which we'll be building on, both in the upcoming second half of our campaign... 13 00:02:50,630 --> 00:02:52,530 and in merchandising. 14 00:02:52,632 --> 00:02:54,657 Terrific. Don, what about those Little Big Ones? 15 00:02:54,768 --> 00:02:59,034 Well, uh, last week, you know, we did a pretty extensive focus group... 16 00:02:59,139 --> 00:03:01,903 with some of the kids from Martin Luther King Elementary. 17 00:03:02,008 --> 00:03:03,908 - Yeah? - And it went great. 18 00:03:04,010 --> 00:03:06,672 Tested 91% in the top three boxes. They loved 'em. 19 00:03:06,780 --> 00:03:09,146 What is it now, eight to a bag? 20 00:03:09,249 --> 00:03:12,912 - No, no, no. You're thinking about the Itty Bittys. 21 00:03:13,019 --> 00:03:16,079 No, no. We figure three Little Big Ones for each kid's meal... 22 00:03:16,189 --> 00:03:18,350 is gonna work out about right. 23 00:03:18,458 --> 00:03:21,120 But we wanna do a little more testing on that as well. 24 00:03:21,228 --> 00:03:24,720 - How about Disney? - No word yet. 25 00:03:24,831 --> 00:03:28,665 Also, the PBS deal doesn't seem to be happening. 26 00:03:28,768 --> 00:03:32,829 Uh, apparently Burger King and McDonald's have the Teletubbies all locked up. 27 00:03:33,940 --> 00:03:35,874 Fuck 'em. 28 00:03:45,552 --> 00:03:47,452 That's wonderful. 29 00:03:47,554 --> 00:03:49,715 Yeah? You like that? That's the Barbecue Big One. 30 00:03:51,358 --> 00:03:53,553 Wow. Tastes like it's right off the grill. 31 00:03:53,660 --> 00:03:56,220 You don't think it needs liquid smoke or any other kind of flavorings? 32 00:03:56,329 --> 00:03:58,524 No. No, no, no. I think it's perfect. 33 00:03:58,632 --> 00:04:01,533 - Let's test that. - Okay. Try this one. 34 00:04:08,942 --> 00:04:12,139 - I don't know. - Yeah. These Caribbean seasonings 35 00:04:12,245 --> 00:04:14,679 We're calling 'em Calypso Chicken Tenders. 36 00:04:14,781 --> 00:04:18,410 I think people are gonna have an expectation for, uh... 37 00:04:18,518 --> 00:04:20,486 maybe a touch of lime. 38 00:04:20,587 --> 00:04:22,578 Oh, lime? Lime's easy. 39 00:04:22,689 --> 00:04:25,783 I just held back on the terpinoline on this to keep the flavorings subtle. 40 00:04:25,892 --> 00:04:27,792 But I can always go back and add more. 41 00:04:27,894 --> 00:04:30,829 - Yeah. Why don't you try that? - I'll keep working on it. 42 00:04:30,931 --> 00:04:32,899 I really, really enjoyed it. You were wonderful. 43 00:04:32,999 --> 00:04:34,899 Yeah, yeah. 44 00:04:35,001 --> 00:04:37,595 Okay. Look, I gotta go. 45 00:04:37,704 --> 00:04:40,468 I'll talk to you later. Yeah, bye. 46 00:04:40,573 --> 00:04:43,064 Thanks, Louise. 47 00:04:43,176 --> 00:04:46,339 Donny boy. Have a seat. 48 00:04:48,181 --> 00:04:50,376 Thanks for stopping by. 49 00:04:50,483 --> 00:04:52,678 So, what do you think of everything? 50 00:04:52,786 --> 00:04:56,586 It's good, good. I'm glad to see the Big One doin' so well. 51 00:04:56,690 --> 00:05:01,127 Hmm. Listen, you ever run into a guy named Harry Rydell... 52 00:05:01,227 --> 00:05:03,593 executive V.P. out of the Chicago office? 53 00:05:03,697 --> 00:05:05,927 I don't think so. 54 00:05:06,032 --> 00:05:08,830 He works closely with our suppliers. 55 00:05:08,935 --> 00:05:12,701 A little too closely, if you ask me. 56 00:05:12,806 --> 00:05:14,967 What do you mean? 57 00:05:15,075 --> 00:05:20,479 I have a friend that teaches food science over at A&M- microbiology. 58 00:05:20,580 --> 00:05:23,276 And this semester, a couple of his grad students... 59 00:05:23,383 --> 00:05:27,251 decided to culture some patties from a bunch of fast-food chains. 60 00:05:27,354 --> 00:05:30,255 - Mm-hmm. - Well- 61 00:05:30,357 --> 00:05:33,451 They got ahold of a couple of Big Ones- frozen patties. 62 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,460 Don't ask me how. 63 00:05:35,562 --> 00:05:38,793 And the fecal coliform counts were just off the charts. 64 00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:43,397 I'm concerned that this could be a problem for us. 65 00:05:43,503 --> 00:05:45,733 Do you understand what I'm saying? 66 00:05:46,873 --> 00:05:50,172 Uh- Not exactly. 67 00:05:52,145 --> 00:05:55,114 I'm saying there's shit in the meat. 68 00:06:19,005 --> 00:06:20,267 Mm-hmm. 69 00:06:28,715 --> 00:06:30,512 Mmm. 70 00:06:47,834 --> 00:06:51,565 "The drawbridge was down. The great gate stood wide. 71 00:06:51,671 --> 00:06:53,730 "I entered without challenge... 72 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:57,207 my own heels making the only sounds I heard." 73 00:06:58,545 --> 00:07:01,275 - Keep going. - No. 74 00:07:01,381 --> 00:07:05,044 - It's bedtime. - Just one more. 75 00:07:05,151 --> 00:07:07,449 - Please. - No. That's it. 76 00:07:11,858 --> 00:07:13,826 Good night, Stevie. 77 00:07:15,562 --> 00:07:17,826 Hey. 78 00:07:17,931 --> 00:07:21,958 - I think I may have to miss your history exhibit on Thursday. 79 00:07:22,068 --> 00:07:26,869 Well, you know how Daddy has to go out of town for work every now and then? 80 00:07:26,973 --> 00:07:29,908 - Yeah, but I thought you didn't have to. - Well, not as much. 81 00:07:30,009 --> 00:07:32,910 But I gotta go to Colorado for a couple of days. 82 00:07:33,012 --> 00:07:35,879 All right? I'll be home for the weekend though. 83 00:07:35,982 --> 00:07:37,950 Okay. 84 00:07:38,051 --> 00:07:40,019 I love you guys. 85 00:07:41,721 --> 00:07:46,021 Too much E. coli in stuff. People could get sick. 86 00:07:46,126 --> 00:07:48,617 Is that the one that can kill kids? 87 00:07:48,728 --> 00:07:51,492 I don't know. I don't think so. 88 00:07:51,598 --> 00:07:54,533 I mean, nobody's gotten sick or anything. 89 00:07:54,634 --> 00:07:58,297 But Jack says too much cow manure is somehow getting into the meat. 90 00:07:58,404 --> 00:08:00,372 That's disgusting. 91 00:08:00,473 --> 00:08:05,035 That's my new job. Same office- still dealing with bullshit. 92 00:08:05,145 --> 00:08:08,444 Well, I guess it is a marketing issue after all. 93 00:08:08,548 --> 00:08:10,778 If the kids die from eating your burgers... 94 00:08:10,884 --> 00:08:12,852 it makes them much harder to sell. 95 00:08:12,952 --> 00:08:14,943 That's right. Marketing 101. 96 00:08:15,054 --> 00:08:17,022 Don't kill the customer. 97 00:08:17,123 --> 00:08:19,887 Bad for repeat business. 98 00:08:36,743 --> 00:08:37,710 Mm-hmm. 99 00:09:03,303 --> 00:09:05,328 �Coco? 100 00:09:07,807 --> 00:09:08,865 �Coco? 101 00:10:52,779 --> 00:10:54,713 Hi. 102 00:10:54,814 --> 00:10:56,782 No. 103 00:10:58,284 --> 00:11:00,047 I sent that form in. I paid it. 104 00:11:00,153 --> 00:11:02,883 Hey, you tell that coach and that whole fucking league... 105 00:11:02,989 --> 00:11:06,390 if he doesn't play, I'm gonna kick all their asses. 106 00:11:06,492 --> 00:11:09,484 S�. Yeah, yeah. 107 00:11:09,595 --> 00:11:11,893 I just did a pickup. I'll talk to you later. 108 00:15:59,118 --> 00:16:00,983 Gracias. 109 00:16:15,468 --> 00:16:17,993 No. 110 00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:21,569 - S�. - S�. 111 00:16:29,482 --> 00:16:32,849 Oh, God! Yeah! 112 00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:35,580 You like the way that feels? 113 00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:41,119 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! 114 00:16:41,227 --> 00:16:45,027 That's right, bitch. 115 00:16:46,532 --> 00:16:50,400 - Do you like it when I pull your hair? - Yes! Yes, pull my hair! 116 00:16:50,503 --> 00:16:54,405 - That's right, slut. - I love it when you call me "slut." 117 00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:57,566 Let's go. Stand up. 118 00:16:57,677 --> 00:17:00,441 Yo. Stand up. Come on. Stand up. 119 00:17:01,881 --> 00:17:03,849 Hey! 120 00:17:06,085 --> 00:17:08,053 Stand up. 121 00:17:13,526 --> 00:17:14,891 What the fuck you doin'? 122 00:17:18,431 --> 00:17:20,592 Fuckin' people on vacation. 123 00:17:24,970 --> 00:17:26,870 Go. 124 00:18:07,847 --> 00:18:11,248 Hang on a second. 125 00:18:14,754 --> 00:18:17,382 Welcome to Mickeys. Can I take your order? 126 00:18:18,991 --> 00:18:22,722 Yeah. I'm thinkin' about a Big One. 127 00:18:22,828 --> 00:18:24,819 Okay. Would you like some large fries with that? 128 00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:27,160 No. No, thanks. Not tonight. 129 00:18:27,266 --> 00:18:31,100 - Our supervalue drink? - I'll have a chocolate shake and a water. 130 00:18:31,203 --> 00:18:33,763 All right. Would you like any dessert with that? 131 00:18:33,873 --> 00:18:36,671 - A brownie pie or a turnover? - No, not tonight. 132 00:18:36,776 --> 00:18:40,303 Okay. Uh, that'll be 4.98. 133 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:43,848 Okay. Here you go. 134 00:18:46,685 --> 00:18:49,176 So, what's your favorite thing on the menu? 135 00:18:49,288 --> 00:18:51,085 I like everything. 136 00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:53,488 Well, I know that's not true. 137 00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:56,425 But you did give me the correct answer. 138 00:18:56,529 --> 00:18:59,327 I was just testing you. I'm actually a vice president of marketing for Mickeys. 139 00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:02,195 - Really? - Yeah. It's true. 140 00:19:02,301 --> 00:19:06,328 Just here in town for a couple of days seein' where the Big Ones come from. 141 00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:08,998 - Here? - Oh, no, not here. 142 00:19:09,108 --> 00:19:11,099 But at Uni-Globe Meat Packing just outside of town. 143 00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:15,408 That's where every single Big One patty in the entire country gets made. 144 00:19:15,514 --> 00:19:18,176 - No way. - Yeah. 145 00:19:18,284 --> 00:19:20,718 - It's amazing. - Wow. 146 00:19:21,821 --> 00:19:23,482 Lettuce. 147 00:19:23,589 --> 00:19:27,548 Pickles and cheese. 148 00:19:28,694 --> 00:19:30,753 Special- 149 00:19:32,932 --> 00:19:34,832 I think I burned the meat. 150 00:19:46,445 --> 00:19:49,972 Amber. Order up. 151 00:19:55,621 --> 00:19:58,590 - There you go. - Okay. Thank you. 152 00:19:58,691 --> 00:20:01,489 - What's your name? - Amber. 153 00:20:01,594 --> 00:20:04,256 Right. Don Anderson. 154 00:20:04,363 --> 00:20:06,194 - It's nice to meet you. - You too. 155 00:20:06,298 --> 00:20:09,267 - Maybe I'll see you around. - All right. I'm always here. 156 00:20:09,368 --> 00:20:11,495 Bye. 157 00:20:11,604 --> 00:20:14,596 Brian, can I get a Coffee Freezer? 158 00:22:32,111 --> 00:22:35,547 Bring it over to the scalding tank. 159 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:19,184 Amber, hon, electric is 131 for last month. 160 00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:23,089 Mom, I gotta pay my car insurance. 161 00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:25,254 Well, anything helps. 162 00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:27,594 So how's your day lookin'? 163 00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:30,293 I have band practice after school, then work at 6:00. 164 00:23:30,402 --> 00:23:34,202 Well, don't let them keep you past 10:00. 165 00:23:34,306 --> 00:23:37,571 I'll try to get out of there. Tony's been pretty cool about letting me out early. 166 00:23:37,676 --> 00:23:40,804 Good. 167 00:24:18,317 --> 00:24:20,217 Hey. 168 00:24:23,155 --> 00:24:25,123 - Hey, Amber. - Hey, David. 169 00:24:57,489 --> 00:24:59,582 - Hola. - Hola. 170 00:25:30,756 --> 00:25:32,348 Mm-hmm. 171 00:25:43,468 --> 00:25:44,492 Mm-hmm. 172 00:26:13,398 --> 00:26:15,127 Hmm. 173 00:26:54,106 --> 00:26:55,971 And right over here, Don... 174 00:26:56,074 --> 00:26:58,269 we mix our product with a low-fat product... 175 00:26:58,377 --> 00:27:00,641 from about a half a dozen other plants. 176 00:27:26,772 --> 00:27:30,003 The liquefied gas in the cylinder... 177 00:27:30,108 --> 00:27:33,509 takes 'em down to 40 degrees below zero! 178 00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:57,892 Wow. That's a lot of Big Ones. 179 00:27:58,003 --> 00:28:02,064 Yeah. Well, somewhere in Kansas City... 180 00:28:02,174 --> 00:28:04,301 someone will be eating these tomorrow night. 181 00:28:28,033 --> 00:28:31,799 ...can be used to explain how accidents happen to other people. 182 00:28:31,903 --> 00:28:35,066 But accidents don't just happen to other people. 183 00:28:35,173 --> 00:28:39,234 Accident prevention is each individual's responsibility. 184 00:28:39,344 --> 00:28:43,747 This program is designed to make you think more about accident causes... 185 00:28:43,849 --> 00:28:46,443 and how you can prevent injuries. 186 00:28:46,551 --> 00:28:49,076 If you eliminate the cause of accidents... 187 00:28:49,187 --> 00:28:53,283 you're on your way to an accident-free workplace and lifetime. 188 00:28:53,392 --> 00:28:56,293 Safety works in your home also. It works when you're- 189 00:29:02,401 --> 00:29:05,859 Yo. You heard about the robbery last night? 190 00:29:05,971 --> 00:29:09,065 - No. Where? - At the McDonald's over on Cayenne. 191 00:29:09,174 --> 00:29:11,699 They came in at closing time and put everyone in the basement. 192 00:29:11,810 --> 00:29:13,573 Said they'd get shot if they came out. 193 00:29:13,678 --> 00:29:16,806 - And boom- 6,000 bucks. - No way. 194 00:29:16,915 --> 00:29:19,042 - Yeah. 6,000 in cash. - In cash? 195 00:29:19,151 --> 00:29:23,247 Hell's yeah. How many times you seen somebody buy their McNuggets with a credit card? 196 00:29:23,355 --> 00:29:26,518 - Good point. - They said it was the third 197 00:29:26,625 --> 00:29:29,219 to get robbed in the last few weeks. 198 00:29:29,327 --> 00:29:33,127 They hit Fuddruckers on Thursday night. We're probably next. 199 00:29:33,231 --> 00:29:35,199 All the more reason for you guys to quit. 200 00:29:35,300 --> 00:29:37,325 I mean, why do you even work there? 201 00:29:37,436 --> 00:29:40,166 Not all of us can get hired at the Banana Republic. 202 00:29:48,146 --> 00:29:50,376 Yo! Fuck y'all doin' in my truck? 203 00:29:56,521 --> 00:29:57,818 Mike. 204 00:30:13,205 --> 00:30:16,697 Yeah, the Big One's been great. Really great. 205 00:30:16,808 --> 00:30:20,073 Sales keep creepin' up. There's been no drop off. 206 00:30:20,178 --> 00:30:22,146 That's what we're hearin'. 207 00:30:22,247 --> 00:30:24,374 - I've had this location 12 years. - Yeah? 208 00:30:24,483 --> 00:30:26,815 And you'd have to go way back- 209 00:30:26,918 --> 00:30:30,479 maybe even to the original Teeny-Weenys promotion- to see anything like this. 210 00:30:30,589 --> 00:30:33,786 - You guys hit a home run. - Well, hey, we all did. 211 00:30:33,892 --> 00:30:37,020 Definitely. 212 00:30:37,128 --> 00:30:40,859 Hey, Tony, have you ever- Have you ever been out to the U.M.P. plant? 213 00:30:40,966 --> 00:30:43,491 Uh, no, I haven't. 214 00:30:45,637 --> 00:30:47,730 I've been hearin' some mixed things about the place. 215 00:30:49,140 --> 00:30:51,472 I've heard all sorts of nasty stuff goes on there. 216 00:30:51,576 --> 00:30:54,306 You have? Like what? 217 00:30:56,781 --> 00:30:58,908 I don't know. Um- 218 00:30:59,017 --> 00:31:01,247 I used to have a friend who used to work there... 219 00:31:01,353 --> 00:31:03,878 and he used to tell me all sorts of things. 220 00:31:03,989 --> 00:31:06,924 Did you know that's where the Big Ones come from? 221 00:31:09,027 --> 00:31:10,995 This was a long time back. I mean- 222 00:31:11,096 --> 00:31:13,064 Look, my friend could have been full of shit. 223 00:31:13,164 --> 00:31:16,190 Yeah, 'cause I was out there. I mean, the place is- 224 00:31:16,301 --> 00:31:18,201 It's spotless. 225 00:31:18,303 --> 00:31:22,672 - Yeah? - Oh, yeah. It's high-tech, state-of-the-art stuff. 226 00:31:22,774 --> 00:31:24,742 Stainless steel everywhere. 227 00:31:24,843 --> 00:31:28,210 People wearin' gloves and clean white coats. I mean- 228 00:31:28,313 --> 00:31:30,338 Well, might be a lot different now. 229 00:31:36,388 --> 00:31:40,518 So, um, the friend-You think I might be able to give him a call? 230 00:31:40,625 --> 00:31:42,616 I don't know. He split a long time ago. 231 00:31:42,727 --> 00:31:45,252 I haven't really talked to him. 232 00:31:45,363 --> 00:31:47,524 Well- Right. 233 00:31:51,536 --> 00:31:54,300 My wife's got an uncle. He can tell you all about that place. 234 00:31:54,406 --> 00:31:57,273 - Does he work out there? - Oh, no, no. He used to sell 'em cattle. 235 00:31:57,375 --> 00:31:59,275 But he's a real... character. 236 00:31:59,377 --> 00:32:01,777 You know, been on the ranch a little too long. 237 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:05,043 You think he'd talk to me? 238 00:32:05,150 --> 00:32:07,118 Oh, he'll talk to you. 239 00:32:07,218 --> 00:32:10,415 Might scare you though. He's a little intense. 240 00:32:10,522 --> 00:32:14,720 I'll give you his number. His name is Rudy. 241 00:32:27,238 --> 00:32:28,569 Hey. Hey! 242 00:32:28,673 --> 00:32:30,732 What the fuck you doin'? What the fuck- 243 00:32:30,842 --> 00:32:34,505 Are you fuckin' retarded? 244 00:32:41,219 --> 00:32:43,380 Say it. "Grade 'A'." Say it. 245 00:32:43,488 --> 00:32:45,456 - Grade "A." - Thank you. 246 00:32:45,557 --> 00:32:48,253 Fuckin' know you understand me. You people act like I'm a fuckin' retard. 247 00:32:53,531 --> 00:32:56,091 - S�. - Get back to work. 248 00:33:22,427 --> 00:33:24,395 Coco. 249 00:34:13,545 --> 00:34:16,912 Yeah, like that. Like that. 250 00:34:17,015 --> 00:34:20,678 Like that. 251 00:34:44,342 --> 00:34:48,369 You know, if that safe in McDonald's was holding six grand... 252 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,880 Tony must have at least five or six locked away in there. 253 00:34:50,982 --> 00:34:54,782 Maybe more. You think he goes to the bank every day? 254 00:34:54,886 --> 00:34:57,320 That's a good question. 255 00:34:57,422 --> 00:34:59,947 Tim says that over where he works... 256 00:35:00,058 --> 00:35:01,958 that they don't even have a safe. 257 00:35:02,060 --> 00:35:04,426 That's 'cause nobody ever eats there. 258 00:35:04,529 --> 00:35:07,396 That chicken fajita I had the other night was some slimy shit. 259 00:35:07,499 --> 00:35:11,230 Yeah, well, there's a reason why it only costs 99 cents. 260 00:35:12,637 --> 00:35:16,129 There may be five or six grand in Tony's safe every night... 261 00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:19,836 just sittin' in there, while we're out here gettin' paid dick to mess with this shit. 262 00:35:19,944 --> 00:35:22,344 Yeah, no kidding. 263 00:35:22,447 --> 00:35:24,415 And Tony's a real prick too, you know? 264 00:35:24,516 --> 00:35:26,484 I always catch him checkin' out Amber's ass... 265 00:35:26,584 --> 00:35:28,518 and he's, like, five times her age. 266 00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:34,183 Hey, the cops must have these places totally staked out at night. 267 00:35:34,292 --> 00:35:38,285 'Cause they're just waitin' for another robbery. 268 00:35:38,396 --> 00:35:41,331 The best time to do it would be first thing in the morning... 269 00:35:41,432 --> 00:35:43,332 around opening time. 270 00:35:43,434 --> 00:35:46,301 Okay. Here's how it goes down. 271 00:35:46,404 --> 00:35:48,269 We come in here first thing in the morning. 272 00:35:48,373 --> 00:35:50,637 - It's still dark, no traffic. - Uh-huh. 273 00:35:50,742 --> 00:35:53,506 Everybody's feelin' calm and sleepy. 274 00:35:56,714 --> 00:35:59,945 We'll be taking this order to go, motherfucker. 275 00:36:00,051 --> 00:36:02,315 If you got the balls, bitch. 276 00:36:05,557 --> 00:36:09,152 I'm supposed to go out to some ranch. 277 00:36:09,260 --> 00:36:11,626 Maybe that'll be worth something. I don't know. 278 00:36:11,729 --> 00:36:15,028 Well, I'm meetin' with Harry on Friday. 279 00:36:15,133 --> 00:36:18,068 So I should be back on Saturday. 280 00:36:18,169 --> 00:36:20,137 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put-Put him on. 281 00:36:20,238 --> 00:36:25,141 - ...but the disease that spreads- - Who's this? 282 00:36:25,243 --> 00:36:27,803 Hello, Stevie. 283 00:37:29,207 --> 00:37:32,904 Couple of guys invited me to a party at the "U" on Saturday night. 284 00:37:33,011 --> 00:37:34,911 You wanna come? 285 00:37:35,013 --> 00:37:37,174 Do they know you go to Cody? 286 00:37:37,282 --> 00:37:40,080 For some reason, they think I'm a freshman in college. 287 00:37:40,184 --> 00:37:42,152 Oh, I wonder why. 288 00:37:42,253 --> 00:37:44,915 One of them is really hot. 289 00:37:45,023 --> 00:37:47,617 Oh, I gotta work that night. 290 00:37:47,725 --> 00:37:50,626 You work way too much. 291 00:38:17,422 --> 00:38:19,515 You the one that called? 292 00:38:19,624 --> 00:38:21,683 Yeah. Hi there. I'm Don. 293 00:38:21,793 --> 00:38:23,590 Climb on over. 294 00:38:32,603 --> 00:38:35,970 - Ever been out here before? - Nope. 295 00:38:36,074 --> 00:38:38,941 It's beautiful. 296 00:38:39,043 --> 00:38:41,443 You ever been on a ranch before? 297 00:38:41,546 --> 00:38:46,074 Yeah, when I was a kid, at camp. 298 00:38:48,786 --> 00:38:51,152 How, uh- How many acres do you have, Rudy? 299 00:38:51,255 --> 00:38:55,851 Well, you wouldn't want to have to walk your way outta here. That's for sure. 300 00:39:04,902 --> 00:39:07,530 Come on up and meet my new neighbors. 301 00:39:07,638 --> 00:39:10,869 Aw. No. 302 00:39:10,975 --> 00:39:12,875 Aw, geez. 303 00:39:14,145 --> 00:39:16,807 - When did all this happen? - Last couple of years. 304 00:39:16,914 --> 00:39:20,873 Local rancher lost control of the land. 305 00:39:20,985 --> 00:39:25,183 Banks took it and sold it to real estate speculators. 306 00:39:37,735 --> 00:39:39,703 What the hell happened over there? 307 00:39:39,804 --> 00:39:43,205 - Meth freaks. - Out here? 308 00:39:43,307 --> 00:39:46,743 They find a quiet little place, start cookin'- 309 00:39:46,844 --> 00:39:49,404 till somethin' blows up or burns down. 310 00:39:49,514 --> 00:39:51,414 Wow. 311 00:39:51,516 --> 00:39:56,180 Past year and a half, I've had two bodies dumped on my land. 312 00:39:56,287 --> 00:39:58,255 Dead bodies? 313 00:39:58,356 --> 00:40:01,553 One of 'em was rolled up in this nice-lookin' carpet. 314 00:40:01,659 --> 00:40:03,627 Scared the shit out of my foreman. 315 00:40:03,728 --> 00:40:07,061 They dump dead dogs and cats... 316 00:40:07,165 --> 00:40:09,292 and all other sorts of garbage on my land. 317 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:13,700 Seems like I spend half my time just defendin' the place. 318 00:40:13,805 --> 00:40:16,968 I gotta go to court next week... 319 00:40:17,075 --> 00:40:20,442 to fight off some private corporation from Denver... 320 00:40:20,545 --> 00:40:22,979 wants to build a toll road across my land. 321 00:40:23,081 --> 00:40:25,413 Eminent domain, my ass. 322 00:40:25,516 --> 00:40:28,781 They got another word for it- robbery. 323 00:40:33,091 --> 00:40:35,924 You wanna open that up for me? 324 00:40:52,510 --> 00:40:54,478 You should get a clicker. 325 00:40:57,982 --> 00:41:02,282 Hey, Rudy. You know anybody over at Uni-Globe Meat Packing? 326 00:41:02,386 --> 00:41:05,355 - Sure. - What do you think of 'em? 327 00:41:05,456 --> 00:41:07,481 I think they're a fine bunch. 328 00:41:07,592 --> 00:41:09,492 Really? 329 00:41:09,594 --> 00:41:11,994 They'll slit your throat for a nickel. 330 00:41:12,096 --> 00:41:15,156 Nothin' personal. They just want the extra nickel. 331 00:41:16,701 --> 00:41:20,694 - Well, who do you know over there? - I know all of 'em. 332 00:41:20,805 --> 00:41:24,297 - I sold cattle to 'em for years. - Oh. 333 00:41:24,408 --> 00:41:27,036 More important, I know their type. 334 00:41:27,145 --> 00:41:30,478 They are the meanest, toughest sons of bitches, and they're proud of it. 335 00:41:30,581 --> 00:41:33,141 But that's nothin' new. 336 00:41:33,251 --> 00:41:38,348 My granddad went up against the meat packers in 1919. 337 00:41:38,456 --> 00:41:41,448 Testified in Congress about their price-fixing. 338 00:41:42,693 --> 00:41:45,560 And after that, none of them would buy his cattle. 339 00:41:45,663 --> 00:41:49,326 U.M.P. and all the rest tried to run him out of the business. 340 00:41:49,433 --> 00:41:52,368 - Okay, but that was a long time ago. - Yeah. 341 00:41:52,470 --> 00:41:57,237 And the big packers are even worse today. They're even bigger today. 342 00:41:57,341 --> 00:41:58,968 - Really? - And meaner. 343 00:41:59,076 --> 00:42:02,375 Hell, old Dwight D. Eisenhower would've shut 'em down. 344 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,448 He wouldn't have stood for their crap. 345 00:42:06,083 --> 00:42:09,075 Do you think they would knowingly sell us contaminated meat? 346 00:42:09,187 --> 00:42:11,087 Oh, come on. 347 00:42:11,189 --> 00:42:14,158 Workers are gettin' their arms cut off over there. 348 00:42:14,258 --> 00:42:16,226 You don't know who you're dealin' with. 349 00:42:16,327 --> 00:42:18,295 No. No, I don't. Please, help me. 350 00:42:18,396 --> 00:42:21,263 I- I was at the plant. It seemed clean to me. 351 00:42:21,365 --> 00:42:23,833 They show you the kill floor? 352 00:42:23,935 --> 00:42:26,062 I don't know. I saw a lot of things. 353 00:42:26,170 --> 00:42:28,331 You'd remember. 354 00:42:28,439 --> 00:42:31,875 You see any cattle gettin' their heads cut off? 355 00:42:31,976 --> 00:42:34,672 Were you walkin' ankle-deep in blood? 356 00:42:34,779 --> 00:42:37,577 No. 357 00:42:37,682 --> 00:42:40,845 So they didn't show you a damn thing. 358 00:42:40,952 --> 00:42:43,512 Okay, but how- 359 00:42:43,621 --> 00:42:47,557 How... would cow manure get into the meat? 360 00:42:48,893 --> 00:42:51,384 Rita. 361 00:42:54,732 --> 00:42:56,256 - No, no. Thanks, I'm fine. - You sure? 362 00:42:56,367 --> 00:42:58,426 - Yes, thank you. - I'll have some. 363 00:42:58,536 --> 00:43:01,972 Hey, Rita, is your brother still workin' over at U.M.P.? 364 00:43:06,911 --> 00:43:08,640 How's he doin'? 365 00:43:08,746 --> 00:43:12,147 Oh, he has a good job now. He's a supervisor in Trim. 366 00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:15,219 - Hmm. - Mr. Anderson here would like to know... 367 00:43:15,319 --> 00:43:17,287 if the meat over there is clean. 368 00:43:19,257 --> 00:43:21,589 He wants to know how cow manure... 369 00:43:21,692 --> 00:43:24,957 could ever possibly wind up in his hamburger. 370 00:43:25,062 --> 00:43:27,394 Well, there's lots of ways. 371 00:43:27,498 --> 00:43:29,830 My brother used to work at the gut table. 372 00:43:29,934 --> 00:43:33,597 And, you know, they have to pull out the intestines and the stomachs. 373 00:43:33,704 --> 00:43:37,697 And they just don't have enough time to do it right. 374 00:43:37,808 --> 00:43:40,174 The line is moving too fast. 375 00:43:40,278 --> 00:43:44,977 So when they're pulling the guts out- and they make a mistake- 376 00:43:45,082 --> 00:43:47,949 all the poop and stuff just pours out all over the meat. 377 00:43:48,052 --> 00:43:51,180 Okay, okay, okay. All right. 378 00:43:51,289 --> 00:43:53,189 But, really, how often does that happen? 379 00:43:54,358 --> 00:43:56,258 Every day. 380 00:43:56,360 --> 00:44:01,093 - We got any cookies back there? - I'll bring a plate of them. 381 00:44:01,198 --> 00:44:03,257 Anything else you want to know? 382 00:44:03,367 --> 00:44:08,134 No. No, that's, uh, plenty. Thanks. 383 00:44:09,807 --> 00:44:13,208 This isn't about good people versus bad people. 384 00:44:13,311 --> 00:44:15,871 It's about the machine that's taking over this country. 385 00:44:15,980 --> 00:44:18,141 It's like somethin' out of science fiction. 386 00:44:19,450 --> 00:44:24,149 The land, the cattle, human beings. 387 00:44:25,456 --> 00:44:28,118 This machine don't give a shit. 388 00:44:28,225 --> 00:44:31,285 Pennies a pound. Pennies a pound. 389 00:44:31,395 --> 00:44:34,694 That's all it cares about. A few more pennies a pound. 390 00:44:36,801 --> 00:44:38,769 Sounds pretty bleak. 391 00:44:38,869 --> 00:44:41,838 By the way, Don, you seem like a nice fella. 392 00:44:41,939 --> 00:44:44,874 But the food your company sells is crap- 393 00:44:44,975 --> 00:44:46,875 total crap- 394 00:44:46,977 --> 00:44:49,036 even when there isn't manure in it. 395 00:46:15,566 --> 00:46:18,558 Eh? 396 00:46:34,718 --> 00:46:37,016 S�. 397 00:46:40,024 --> 00:46:41,992 Bueno. 398 00:47:32,409 --> 00:47:35,901 �ndale. 399 00:47:36,113 --> 00:47:38,707 Thank God old Mr. Nathan come in. 400 00:47:38,816 --> 00:47:40,807 He took one look at me. Said, "Harry... 401 00:47:40,918 --> 00:47:44,183 "you are the scariest fucking clown I've ever seen. 402 00:47:44,288 --> 00:47:47,689 Take that off immediately." And that was that. 403 00:47:47,791 --> 00:47:50,351 I came about that close to becoming the first Mickey. 404 00:47:50,461 --> 00:47:54,261 Which would have been a disaster, because I'd have probably killed somebody. 405 00:47:55,499 --> 00:48:00,493 Mmm. What do you think? I know it's not Mickeys. 406 00:48:00,604 --> 00:48:03,198 - Mmm. - But it's good, right? Good burger. 407 00:48:03,307 --> 00:48:05,935 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's-It's great. 408 00:48:08,279 --> 00:48:11,680 - Harry, what's goin' on out at U.M.P.? - Beg your pardon? 409 00:48:11,782 --> 00:48:15,684 Yeah, what's really goin' on out there- with the meat? 410 00:48:15,786 --> 00:48:18,050 You're supposed to be our conduit to that place. 411 00:48:18,155 --> 00:48:21,386 - They didn't give you the tour? - Yeah. Yeah. 412 00:48:21,492 --> 00:48:23,926 Who took you through there? 413 00:48:24,061 --> 00:48:25,961 Uh, Terry? 414 00:48:26,063 --> 00:48:28,258 - Oh, boy. - No, no, no. 415 00:48:28,365 --> 00:48:30,356 He was- Listen, he was great. He was fine. 416 00:48:30,467 --> 00:48:32,435 I just- 417 00:48:32,536 --> 00:48:34,629 I've been talkin' to a lot of people around town... 418 00:48:34,738 --> 00:48:36,865 and I've been hearing some bad things about that plant. 419 00:48:36,974 --> 00:48:39,738 You know, things they don't show you on the tour. 420 00:48:41,478 --> 00:48:44,413 Sounds like they might be running the production line too fast, you know? 421 00:48:44,515 --> 00:48:47,712 - Hmm. - People are gettin' hurt out there every day. 422 00:48:47,818 --> 00:48:50,378 They're gettin' cut up. 423 00:48:50,487 --> 00:48:52,478 One guy lost his entire arm. 424 00:48:53,891 --> 00:48:55,882 These poor Mexicans, they come over here... 425 00:48:55,993 --> 00:48:58,461 and U.M.P. treats 'em like shit. 426 00:48:58,562 --> 00:49:00,530 And the meat- I gotta tell you somethin'. 427 00:49:00,631 --> 00:49:02,758 Harry, the meat is filthy. 428 00:49:02,866 --> 00:49:06,131 Do you know they got untrained people workin' at the gut table? 429 00:49:06,236 --> 00:49:09,296 - Really? The gut table? - Yeah. I mean- 430 00:49:09,406 --> 00:49:13,240 - Harry, there's shit in our meat. - Harry. 431 00:49:13,344 --> 00:49:15,312 - Hi. - Hey. 432 00:49:15,412 --> 00:49:17,744 - I heard you were here today. - How are you doin', huh? 433 00:49:17,848 --> 00:49:21,147 - Ah, can't complain. - Good. Lisa, I want you to meet Don Anderson. 434 00:49:21,251 --> 00:49:25,745 - He just came to the company from CNN. - ESPN actually. 435 00:49:25,856 --> 00:49:28,290 - Don is the inventor of the Big One. - Really? 436 00:49:28,392 --> 00:49:30,417 No. My team came up with the name. 437 00:49:30,527 --> 00:49:33,519 You're just being humble. It was pure genius, Don. 438 00:49:33,631 --> 00:49:36,031 - It's a good name for a burger, isn't it? - It sure is. 439 00:49:36,133 --> 00:49:39,796 It's very nice to meet you. Can I get you another Fat Tire? 440 00:49:39,903 --> 00:49:42,463 I would love another Fat Tire. You want a beer, Don? 441 00:49:42,573 --> 00:49:44,473 - No, thanks. - Just one. 442 00:49:44,575 --> 00:49:46,668 - All right. - Just one. All right. 443 00:49:49,213 --> 00:49:51,511 Mmm! 444 00:49:58,455 --> 00:50:00,355 You know... 445 00:50:00,457 --> 00:50:03,949 I think there might be a little bit of shit right here in this meat. 446 00:50:04,061 --> 00:50:06,689 Just a teeny little bit. Microscopic. 447 00:50:06,797 --> 00:50:12,201 Your tests say that the meat we're getting from U.M.P. is clean. 448 00:50:12,302 --> 00:50:16,170 It's not. I've seen independent tests that say that it's not. 449 00:50:16,273 --> 00:50:18,332 There's always been a little shit in the meat. 450 00:50:18,442 --> 00:50:20,410 You've probably been eatin' it your whole life. 451 00:50:20,511 --> 00:50:24,072 Yeah? Well, I prefer not to, Harry. 452 00:50:24,181 --> 00:50:27,446 Well, I don't know who you been talkin' to, Don... 453 00:50:27,551 --> 00:50:31,851 but there is absolutely nothing illegal goin' on here, okay? 454 00:50:31,955 --> 00:50:34,082 Meat is supposed to be cooked. 455 00:50:34,191 --> 00:50:37,217 And the grills at Mickeys are calibrated carefully... 456 00:50:37,327 --> 00:50:42,526 to make sure it kills every little bit of the bad stuff that's in there. 457 00:50:42,633 --> 00:50:44,897 - That might be kinda tough to explain to our customers. 458 00:50:45,002 --> 00:50:48,369 Listen, there is cow shit in our meat because we're running the line too fast. 459 00:50:48,472 --> 00:50:51,839 Just cook it. That's all you need to do. 460 00:50:51,942 --> 00:50:55,969 You see? That's one of the things that's just buggin' me about this country. 461 00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:57,980 Really buggin' me. 462 00:50:58,082 --> 00:51:01,142 Americans have become these-these great big fraidy cats. 463 00:51:01,251 --> 00:51:05,210 Afraid of everything. Everything's gotta be sterile and germfree. 464 00:51:05,322 --> 00:51:07,290 Well, everybody needs to grow up. 465 00:51:07,391 --> 00:51:10,224 That's what they need. 466 00:51:10,327 --> 00:51:13,353 You wanna be safe? Huh? Perfectly safe? 467 00:51:13,464 --> 00:51:16,126 Well, forget about it. That's not gonna happen. Okay? 468 00:51:16,233 --> 00:51:18,201 Everybody just needs to get that through their head. 469 00:51:18,302 --> 00:51:22,204 Just cook the meat, and you'll be fine. 470 00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,408 I can't believe I'm hearing this. 471 00:51:25,509 --> 00:51:28,171 You've known all about this? 472 00:51:28,278 --> 00:51:30,246 I'm shocked. 473 00:51:32,950 --> 00:51:36,477 Donny boy, you just gotta try and step back and look at the big picture. 474 00:51:36,587 --> 00:51:40,921 40,000 people die in automobile accidents every year. 475 00:51:41,024 --> 00:51:42,992 Does that mean Detroit should stop making cars? 476 00:51:43,093 --> 00:51:45,152 Does it? 477 00:51:45,262 --> 00:51:48,459 Of course not. 478 00:51:48,565 --> 00:51:50,590 You ever been down to Mexico? 479 00:51:50,701 --> 00:51:52,794 - What's that have to do with anything? - It's beautiful down there. 480 00:51:52,903 --> 00:51:56,134 Really beautiful. Great beaches. Gorgeous. 481 00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:59,437 But poor. Poor. 482 00:51:59,543 --> 00:52:01,807 Poorest fuckin' place I ever been, I think. 483 00:52:01,912 --> 00:52:06,246 Guy down there makes three, maybe four dollars a day. 484 00:52:06,350 --> 00:52:08,250 A day, Don. 485 00:52:08,352 --> 00:52:11,617 Now, that same guy, he comes up here... 486 00:52:11,722 --> 00:52:14,122 he gets a job workin' for U.M.P.- 487 00:52:14,224 --> 00:52:16,192 makin' $10 an hour. 488 00:52:16,293 --> 00:52:21,595 That's more money in one day than he makes back home in a whole month. 489 00:52:21,698 --> 00:52:24,690 So, frankly, I don't see the problem. 490 00:52:24,802 --> 00:52:28,636 Nobody's makin' these people come up here. Right? 491 00:52:28,739 --> 00:52:31,264 Nobody's tellin' them to come work for U.M.P. 492 00:52:31,375 --> 00:52:33,639 - Okay, okay. But that's not the point. - And you know what? 493 00:52:33,744 --> 00:52:35,735 I admire these people. Okay? 494 00:52:35,846 --> 00:52:38,178 I really do. They're hard workers. 495 00:52:38,282 --> 00:52:42,150 They're workin' hard, and they're trying to improve their lives. Okay? 496 00:52:42,252 --> 00:52:44,220 Now, isn't that what our ancestors did? 497 00:52:44,321 --> 00:52:48,724 Isn't that what made this country the great country that it is today? Huh? 498 00:52:48,826 --> 00:52:50,794 And you wanna try and stop 'em? 499 00:52:50,894 --> 00:52:53,920 You wanna tell 'em that you know what's best for 'em? 500 00:52:54,031 --> 00:52:57,057 Well, most people don't like to be told what's best for 'em. 501 00:52:57,167 --> 00:53:01,035 Well, what's goin' on at U.M.P. is unacceptable. 502 00:53:01,138 --> 00:53:03,732 And I'm gonna have to tell Jack about all this. 503 00:53:05,843 --> 00:53:08,403 Oh. Gonna tell Jack, huh? 504 00:53:16,887 --> 00:53:19,720 I've been workin' for this company almost 30 years. 505 00:53:19,823 --> 00:53:22,155 Hell, I grew up right down the street from the Nathans... 506 00:53:22,259 --> 00:53:24,523 when we were all back in Muncie. 507 00:53:24,628 --> 00:53:28,997 So, here's my little piece of friendly advice to you, Donny boy. 508 00:53:30,767 --> 00:53:34,259 I'd be careful how close I got to Jack. 509 00:53:34,371 --> 00:53:37,397 See, your boy Jack is about this close... 510 00:53:37,507 --> 00:53:39,805 to gettin' his tit caught in the ringer. 511 00:53:39,910 --> 00:53:42,936 He's under investigation, okay? 512 00:53:43,046 --> 00:53:46,209 Cookin' the books, paddin' his expense account. 513 00:53:46,316 --> 00:53:49,717 Not to mention bonin' his own secretary, okay? 514 00:53:49,820 --> 00:53:53,278 - And that is not the kind of company that we want to run. 515 00:53:53,390 --> 00:53:55,290 That's right. 516 00:53:55,392 --> 00:53:59,590 Your buddy Jack's got two, maybe three months before he's out the door. 517 00:53:59,696 --> 00:54:02,529 - Could be sooner. - He's sleeping with Louise? 518 00:54:02,633 --> 00:54:04,533 And you know what, Don? 519 00:54:04,635 --> 00:54:07,297 You should be thankin' me instead of doin' all this complainin'. 520 00:54:07,404 --> 00:54:10,703 I negotiated a hell of a good price with U.M.P. 521 00:54:10,807 --> 00:54:14,800 Okay? I negotiated a great price for your fuckin' meat. 522 00:54:14,912 --> 00:54:18,814 Hell, if it weren't for me, there wouldn't be no Big One, Don. 523 00:54:18,916 --> 00:54:20,816 I'd like to see you find a supplier... 524 00:54:20,918 --> 00:54:23,318 that will sell you Grade "A" chuck at 40 cents a pound. 525 00:54:23,420 --> 00:54:25,684 I'd like to see that. 526 00:54:26,757 --> 00:54:29,282 Have-Have you ever met Louise? 527 00:54:29,393 --> 00:54:31,725 Have I ever met her? 528 00:54:31,828 --> 00:54:34,296 Twenty years ago, I gave her that job. 529 00:54:34,398 --> 00:54:36,889 She was a good-lookin' woman back then too. 530 00:54:41,838 --> 00:54:45,069 It is a sad fact of life, Don. 531 00:54:45,175 --> 00:54:47,735 But the truth is... 532 00:54:47,844 --> 00:54:50,608 we all have to eat a little shit from time to time. 533 00:54:50,714 --> 00:54:53,945 But just for the record, I want you to know that I'm with you on this. 534 00:54:54,051 --> 00:54:56,451 Okay? I really am. I'm gonna go down there. 535 00:54:56,553 --> 00:54:58,453 I'm gonna see what the hell's goin' on. 536 00:54:58,555 --> 00:55:00,455 If I have to, I'm gonna kick some ass. 537 00:55:02,159 --> 00:55:04,127 You know what, Harry? 538 00:55:05,829 --> 00:55:07,797 I don't think that's gonna be good enough. 539 00:55:09,700 --> 00:55:13,363 You seem like a real bright guy, Don. 540 00:55:13,470 --> 00:55:16,633 I'd hate to see you get caught up in something you couldn't get out of. 541 00:55:17,941 --> 00:55:19,909 Give it some thought. 542 00:55:22,813 --> 00:55:25,008 Why don't you take some of these fries home with you? 543 00:55:25,115 --> 00:55:27,015 I'm not gonna finish 'em. 544 00:55:34,691 --> 00:55:38,320 No. No, it's not that simple. 545 00:55:40,130 --> 00:55:43,361 There is something definitely weird going on between Jack and Harry... 546 00:55:43,467 --> 00:55:45,628 and, either way, I can lose this job. 547 00:55:45,736 --> 00:55:47,636 Either way. 548 00:55:50,107 --> 00:55:53,975 No. No, we're not gonna move again. That's- 549 00:55:54,077 --> 00:55:56,045 That's not gonna happen. 550 00:55:57,614 --> 00:55:59,673 Well, just tell Jay to wait a moment. 551 00:55:59,783 --> 00:56:02,946 This is important. Well, have him wait! 552 00:56:08,158 --> 00:56:10,422 Yeah. 553 00:56:10,527 --> 00:56:13,155 I'll- I'll talk to you later. 554 00:56:37,621 --> 00:56:40,613 No, no. Look, Jack, it's gone great. 555 00:56:40,724 --> 00:56:44,626 I, uh- I've been out to the plant. I spoke to some workers. 556 00:56:44,728 --> 00:56:47,822 I even tracked down this old rancher... 557 00:56:47,931 --> 00:56:49,899 who's dealt with these guys for years. 558 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:53,527 So, there's a lot of things, but- 559 00:56:53,637 --> 00:56:55,696 Yeah. No, of course I met with Harry. 560 00:56:55,806 --> 00:56:59,674 Yeah. He's-He's a- interesting guy. You were right. 561 00:56:59,776 --> 00:57:03,769 But I- I don't think that he's... a crook. 562 00:57:05,782 --> 00:57:07,750 Well, I don't know. 563 00:57:10,253 --> 00:57:12,414 All right. 564 00:57:12,522 --> 00:57:15,457 Then, uh... 565 00:57:15,559 --> 00:57:17,789 I would probably recommend... 566 00:57:17,894 --> 00:57:20,988 we do some additional testing... 567 00:57:21,098 --> 00:57:23,794 in the near future. 568 00:57:23,900 --> 00:57:25,891 See what that shows. 569 00:57:30,941 --> 00:57:33,569 Yeah. 570 00:57:33,677 --> 00:57:36,805 - Will you be keeping this on your American Express? 571 00:57:36,913 --> 00:57:40,883 - I have three pay-per-view movies at 7.95 each. - Uh-huh. 572 00:57:40,984 --> 00:57:43,919 - Would you like to join our Executive Guest Advantage program? 573 00:57:44,020 --> 00:57:48,286 - Did you enjoy your stay with us? - Not really. 574 00:57:48,391 --> 00:57:51,451 - Were you here on business or pleasure? - Business. 575 00:57:51,561 --> 00:57:55,463 Is there anything we can do in the future to make your stay with us more enjoyable? 576 00:57:55,565 --> 00:57:57,829 You can give me my bill. 577 00:57:59,936 --> 00:58:02,063 Bye-bye, Mr. Anderson. Have a great day. 578 00:58:44,097 --> 00:58:46,190 - Thanks a lot. - This looks good. 579 00:58:46,299 --> 00:58:50,099 Hi. Have you guys decided on anything? 580 00:58:50,203 --> 00:58:53,536 Uh, two Chinese chicken salad, please... 581 00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:56,108 y two Coca-Colas, please. 582 00:58:56,209 --> 00:58:58,336 Anything to start? 583 00:59:03,283 --> 00:59:06,309 Okay, uh, I'll be right back with those Cokes. 584 00:59:06,419 --> 00:59:08,319 Oh. 585 00:59:09,556 --> 00:59:11,456 Thanks. 586 00:59:17,364 --> 00:59:19,264 Oh. 587 01:00:22,796 --> 01:00:25,765 - Hey. - How was Roger? 588 01:00:25,865 --> 01:00:29,858 Roger is the "boringest" person I ever met. 589 01:00:29,970 --> 01:00:34,339 - Oh, sorry. - What are you up to? 590 01:00:34,441 --> 01:00:39,140 - Um, I'm writing a biology paper. - What's it about? 591 01:00:40,647 --> 01:00:44,583 History of genetics. I'm into all that sort of thing. 592 01:00:44,684 --> 01:00:46,584 When's it due? 593 01:00:46,686 --> 01:00:49,052 - Tuesday. - Next week? 594 01:00:49,155 --> 01:00:52,921 Yeah, I just have a bunch of stuff due before then. 595 01:00:53,026 --> 01:00:55,392 Where did you come from? 596 01:00:55,495 --> 01:00:57,929 I was never this good. And your father... 597 01:00:58,031 --> 01:01:01,797 he was a lazy asshole. 598 01:01:01,901 --> 01:01:06,065 - Mom. - What? He had other people 599 01:01:06,172 --> 01:01:08,572 - Hmm, I bet you were one of them. - Mmm. 600 01:01:10,910 --> 01:01:13,777 - Hey. - Screw you. 601 01:01:15,882 --> 01:01:18,510 We got a new shipment of puppies today. 602 01:01:18,618 --> 01:01:20,882 I wanna take 'em all home. 603 01:01:20,987 --> 01:01:23,285 Don't, Mom. 604 01:01:23,390 --> 01:01:27,156 Well, it's sad. Loretta said they just make those cages big enough to be legal... 605 01:01:27,260 --> 01:01:30,957 but small enough so people will get the puppies outta there. 606 01:01:31,064 --> 01:01:34,898 When I left the store tonight, I just wanted to open all those cages... 607 01:01:35,001 --> 01:01:38,937 - and let all those little puppies run free. - Mom. 608 01:01:39,039 --> 01:01:42,702 - They are so cute. - Mom, I'm trying to work. 609 01:01:42,809 --> 01:01:46,438 Okay, but you have to come and see them tomorrow. 610 01:01:54,421 --> 01:01:57,948 - Too slow, Amber. Too slow. - Take it easy! 611 01:01:58,058 --> 01:02:01,494 Go to bed! 612 01:03:53,907 --> 01:03:56,671 Hola. Hey, it's me. 613 01:04:00,914 --> 01:04:02,814 Call me. �S�? 614 01:04:08,288 --> 01:04:10,279 - I don't have a problem with it. - Are you worried? 615 01:04:10,390 --> 01:04:13,154 - Uncle Pete! - Hey! 616 01:04:13,259 --> 01:04:15,523 Oh, God! 617 01:04:15,628 --> 01:04:18,597 - What is with the uniforms? - Sorry, Pete, we have jobs. 618 01:04:18,698 --> 01:04:20,598 Somebody put a blanket on her. 619 01:04:20,700 --> 01:04:22,600 Okay? All right? I cannot believe... 620 01:04:22,702 --> 01:04:25,432 my beautiful Amber is in a damn Mickeys uniform. 621 01:04:25,538 --> 01:04:28,939 - I can't look at you in that. - That's what you wear when you have a real job. 622 01:04:29,042 --> 01:04:30,942 - You smell like chicken nuggets. - She has a job! 623 01:04:31,044 --> 01:04:33,512 - Give me a break! - All right. All right. 624 01:04:33,613 --> 01:04:36,104 - Well, except for the uniform. Let's see- - You're dumb. 625 01:04:37,917 --> 01:04:40,818 - You look great. You do. You look fantastic. - Thank you. 626 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:43,115 - It's great to see you. - Good to see you. 627 01:04:43,223 --> 01:04:45,191 - All right. - How long are you here for? 628 01:04:45,291 --> 01:04:48,055 Just for the night. I'm on my way up to Bozeman. No, don't- 629 01:04:48,161 --> 01:04:52,120 - I don't think I can talk to you in that thing. - Leave her alone! 630 01:04:52,232 --> 01:04:54,826 - Honey, you got some homework? - Oh, not much. 631 01:04:54,934 --> 01:04:56,799 Get it done, change your clothes and go out with Uncle Pete. 632 01:04:56,903 --> 01:04:59,497 I have a date I can't break. Had I known you were coming- 633 01:04:59,606 --> 01:05:02,905 - What, you would have changed your plans? - No. 634 01:05:03,009 --> 01:05:06,638 - How's Gabe? - He's great. He's walking and talking. 635 01:05:06,746 --> 01:05:10,409 - Hey, how's Michelle? - Mmm. 636 01:05:10,517 --> 01:05:14,044 Is that Mrs. Whiskers? 637 01:05:14,153 --> 01:05:16,178 Check him out. Check him out. 638 01:05:16,289 --> 01:05:18,985 - Oh, he's so big. - Right? 639 01:05:19,092 --> 01:05:21,083 - Here. - Hey! 640 01:05:21,227 --> 01:05:23,161 Thank you. 641 01:05:30,870 --> 01:05:33,100 - Man, this place is great. - Mmm. 642 01:05:33,206 --> 01:05:35,697 Yeah, you are only allowed to come here with me. 643 01:05:35,808 --> 01:05:37,708 So, are you on the pill? 644 01:05:39,312 --> 01:05:42,372 - Um, no. - No? Do you have a boyfriend? 645 01:05:42,482 --> 01:05:46,111 - Not really. I'm kinda in between. - Mm-hmm. 646 01:05:46,219 --> 01:05:48,278 Well, they are circling you like sharks. 647 01:05:48,388 --> 01:05:50,879 Right? I'm gonna come back here and find that you got, like... 648 01:05:50,990 --> 01:05:53,788 - a little baby fry cook in the oven. - You know what? 649 01:05:53,893 --> 01:05:57,090 - What? - I remember you taking me 650 01:05:57,196 --> 01:05:58,754 - No, did I? - Yes. 651 01:05:58,865 --> 01:06:02,028 I was being lazy. I apologize. Now I hate everything about the place. 652 01:06:03,770 --> 01:06:06,398 Mom said it was a big deal when the first Mickeys opened here. 653 01:06:06,506 --> 01:06:08,531 It was tremendous. 654 01:06:08,641 --> 01:06:12,133 It was. I mean, you know- Cody was on the map. 655 01:06:12,245 --> 01:06:15,043 The-The first one didn't bother me. It was just the 400th... 656 01:06:15,148 --> 01:06:17,878 that started to, you know, get under my skin. 657 01:06:19,485 --> 01:06:22,079 - Well, I need the money. I really do. - Yeah? 658 01:06:22,188 --> 01:06:26,124 There's no other jobs here, right? You tried A.S.P.C.A. You tried the park services. 659 01:06:26,225 --> 01:06:29,388 You tried day care. Nobody around here needs their kids to be taken care of? 660 01:06:31,698 --> 01:06:34,223 - It was the first job I could find. - Mm-hmm. 661 01:06:34,334 --> 01:06:37,303 I mean, a friend of mine worked there. What do you want to hear? 662 01:06:37,403 --> 01:06:41,396 I'm not criticizing you, all right? I think you are great. 663 01:06:41,507 --> 01:06:45,500 I just wanna know your timeline for gettin' outta here. 664 01:06:45,612 --> 01:06:47,580 - I wanna go to college. - Good. 665 01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:51,047 I'm thinking Oregon or Montana. 666 01:06:51,150 --> 01:06:53,641 - What ya gonna study? - I don't know. 667 01:06:53,753 --> 01:06:56,347 I wanna- I wanna write. 668 01:06:56,456 --> 01:06:58,822 I like photography. 669 01:06:58,925 --> 01:07:01,826 But I think I wanna study science, so- 670 01:07:01,928 --> 01:07:03,828 aeronautical engineering. 671 01:07:03,930 --> 01:07:05,921 - Aeronautical engineering? - Yeah. 672 01:07:06,032 --> 01:07:08,364 I mean, if I could do anything in the world... 673 01:07:08,468 --> 01:07:11,096 I'd be an astronaut. 674 01:07:11,204 --> 01:07:14,469 - All right, well, fucking-A, do it. - Okay. 675 01:07:14,574 --> 01:07:17,600 But you need to get outta here to do that. 676 01:07:17,710 --> 01:07:19,974 Was it hard leaving Cody back when you were a teenager? 677 01:07:20,079 --> 01:07:23,776 No, not for me. Your mom, though, that was a different story. 678 01:07:23,883 --> 01:07:26,545 I was on the way. Kinda cuts down on your options. 679 01:07:26,653 --> 01:07:31,215 Mm-hmm. That is why, if, by the age of 21... 680 01:07:31,324 --> 01:07:34,191 you have not missed one menstrual cycle... 681 01:07:34,293 --> 01:07:39,321 - I will give you $1,000. - Will you shut up? Okay? 682 01:07:39,432 --> 01:07:43,698 - I am not talking to my uncle about sex. - Okay. 683 01:07:43,803 --> 01:07:45,998 I read this study the other day about, uh... 684 01:07:46,105 --> 01:07:48,471 people who are happiest with their lives. 685 01:07:48,574 --> 01:07:51,134 And, uh, the ones who have followed their passion, right... 686 01:07:51,244 --> 01:07:54,042 even if they weren't, you know, technically successful, right? 687 01:07:54,147 --> 01:07:57,446 When they were looking back at their life, they had fewer regrets. 688 01:07:57,550 --> 01:08:00,747 You know, they felt their life had been more fulfilling. 689 01:08:00,853 --> 01:08:04,220 - Yeah, that makes sense, I guess. - Yeah, it does. 690 01:08:04,323 --> 01:08:08,225 So, bottom line is, do not listen to me. Do not listen to your mother. 691 01:08:08,327 --> 01:08:11,057 Listen to yourself. 692 01:08:11,164 --> 01:08:13,189 I mean, if you wanna be like everybody else... 693 01:08:13,299 --> 01:08:15,199 just do what everybody's telling you to do. 694 01:08:15,301 --> 01:08:17,201 Hmm. 695 01:08:18,705 --> 01:08:22,539 And what about you? Are you doing what you always wanted to do? 696 01:08:24,110 --> 01:08:28,240 Well, if I jump back to when I was your age- 697 01:08:28,347 --> 01:08:30,872 No, I don't think I would be wildly impressed. 698 01:08:30,983 --> 01:08:32,883 All right? I don't- I- 699 01:08:32,985 --> 01:08:37,615 But, you know, I'm all right with what I'm doing. 700 01:08:37,724 --> 01:08:40,625 And, you know, I'm really all right with what I'm not doing. 701 01:08:43,830 --> 01:08:45,764 - Is that your move? - Yeah. 702 01:08:45,865 --> 01:08:47,856 - Thuh-bop! - Dang it. 703 01:08:47,967 --> 01:08:49,867 Yep. So- 704 01:08:49,969 --> 01:08:51,937 Hello. 705 01:08:52,038 --> 01:08:55,872 - Amber, why are you still up? - Well, why do you have my poncho on? 706 01:08:55,975 --> 01:08:58,637 - It's fine. - How was it, hmm? 707 01:08:58,745 --> 01:09:02,044 - Well, she's home fairly early, if that signifies anything. 708 01:09:02,148 --> 01:09:05,982 Oh, no, no, no. That doesn't mean anything. Your mother-She's amazing. 709 01:09:06,085 --> 01:09:09,077 You wouldn't believe what she could get accomplished in a short period of time. 710 01:09:09,188 --> 01:09:10,985 Screw you both. 711 01:09:11,090 --> 01:09:14,321 Hey, Sis. Sis-Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey. 712 01:09:14,427 --> 01:09:18,056 So, what would you say? Is Cody a better town today... 713 01:09:18,164 --> 01:09:21,133 - or back when we were kids? - Well, I know what you would say. 714 01:09:21,234 --> 01:09:23,600 - What? - Your uncle hates everything, Amber. 715 01:09:23,703 --> 01:09:27,002 You know, I actually think it's better now. There's more stuff to do. 716 01:09:27,106 --> 01:09:31,543 Oh, yeah. There's more to do. You got the Wal-Mart, the Kmart and the Target, right? 717 01:09:31,644 --> 01:09:33,839 You got Chuck E. Cheese. You got Taco Bell. 718 01:09:33,946 --> 01:09:36,972 You got Arby's. You got Mickeys. You got Denny's. 719 01:09:37,083 --> 01:09:39,142 You've got, uh, Chili's. 720 01:09:39,252 --> 01:09:42,415 You got Applebee's. You got Wendy's. You got Hardee's, right? 721 01:09:42,522 --> 01:09:44,422 You got the- the K.F.C., the IHOP. 722 01:09:44,524 --> 01:09:47,152 - Do they still have that Der Wienerschnitzel? 723 01:09:47,260 --> 01:09:50,093 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, thank God it's still hanging in there. 724 01:09:50,196 --> 01:09:52,892 I don't know about you, but I could just piss away... 725 01:09:52,999 --> 01:09:54,967 a whole Sunday afternoon at the Sunglass Hut. 726 01:09:55,067 --> 01:09:57,092 - You know? - Have you ever been to the Sunglass Hut? 727 01:09:57,203 --> 01:10:00,536 No, I never have. I'm not trying to come off like some Polly Perfect here. 728 01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,540 I'm going to make some cabinets... 729 01:10:02,642 --> 01:10:04,974 for some rich New York investment banker fuck... 730 01:10:05,077 --> 01:10:09,343 who probably spends two weeks a year at his Montana ranch, so don't listen to me. 731 01:10:09,448 --> 01:10:12,508 - I'm not. - I'm not talking to you. 732 01:10:12,618 --> 01:10:15,644 I'm probably just going through some full-of-shit, early middle-age period. 733 01:10:15,755 --> 01:10:17,950 I don't think you're full of shit. 734 01:10:18,057 --> 01:10:21,220 Thank you. She's so nice. What happened to you? 735 01:10:21,327 --> 01:10:24,888 No, no, sweetheart, don't contradict your mother. He is full of shit. 736 01:10:24,997 --> 01:10:27,465 I don't waste a lot of time thinking about this stuff. 737 01:10:27,567 --> 01:10:29,865 Democrats, Republicans- 738 01:10:29,969 --> 01:10:33,097 - They're all crooks. - This is why revolutions are meant for the young. 739 01:10:33,206 --> 01:10:35,106 If you don't do it now, you're never gonna. 740 01:10:35,208 --> 01:10:38,109 Uniform- uniformity. Conform- conformity. 741 01:10:38,211 --> 01:10:40,145 Monogamy- monotony. 742 01:10:40,246 --> 01:10:42,043 No wonder you're not still married. 743 01:10:42,148 --> 01:10:45,845 - Stupid- stupidity. - Yeah, look- Hey, the facts are not always friendly. 744 01:10:45,952 --> 01:10:47,977 Listen to who's giving the lecture here, Amber. 745 01:10:48,087 --> 01:10:49,987 Your uncle did not finish college. 746 01:10:50,089 --> 01:10:52,717 - Jesus! Mm-hmm. Oh! - Okay? 747 01:10:52,825 --> 01:10:57,387 - He lived in a camper for 18 months. - An Airstream! 748 01:10:57,496 --> 01:10:59,464 This is not a role model. 749 01:10:59,565 --> 01:11:01,556 Remind me to deprogram you after he leaves. 750 01:11:01,667 --> 01:11:03,931 Hey, Mom said you got kicked out of college. 751 01:11:04,036 --> 01:11:08,200 - Oh, well, thanks, Mom. - Yeah, your mug shots are in all the papers. 752 01:11:08,307 --> 01:11:12,505 Yeah, with eight others. I was at Colorado University. We were the C.U. Nine. 753 01:11:12,612 --> 01:11:17,811 Yeah, that notorious band of Midwestern, white freedom fighters. 754 01:11:17,917 --> 01:11:20,215 No, no, no. We took over the chancellor's office. 755 01:11:20,319 --> 01:11:23,413 All right, we were protesting the college's investment in South Africa. 756 01:11:23,522 --> 01:11:26,616 - So what happened? - All right, well, so, after about four hours... 757 01:11:26,726 --> 01:11:29,524 - they come bursting through this barricade- - Okay, that was two chalkboards. 758 01:11:29,629 --> 01:11:31,529 - It's not two chalkboards. - It was too. 759 01:11:31,631 --> 01:11:34,395 We had rope with some chair- They practically beat the shit out of all of us. 760 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:36,400 They treated us like a band of terrorists. 761 01:11:36,502 --> 01:11:38,402 You got your little ass kicked out of college... 762 01:11:38,504 --> 01:11:40,404 - which he never finished. - Big deal. 763 01:11:40,506 --> 01:11:43,475 - It cost our dad $2,000 in legal fees. - I eventually paid him back. 764 01:11:43,576 --> 01:11:45,601 Anyway, meanwhile- Cut to- 765 01:11:45,711 --> 01:11:49,044 About a year later, the college divests all its holdings in South Africa... 766 01:11:49,148 --> 01:11:52,083 and a little while after that, Nelson Mandela is a free man. 767 01:11:52,184 --> 01:11:56,587 - All because of the "C.U. Nine." - No, nobody said that. Nobody even thought that. 768 01:11:56,689 --> 01:12:00,125 The point is... that, you know, if enough people... 769 01:12:00,226 --> 01:12:02,956 start thinking about something and trying to actually do something... 770 01:12:03,062 --> 01:12:04,962 you can change things for the better. 771 01:12:05,064 --> 01:12:07,498 I believe that. 772 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:09,932 - I hope they can change for the better. - Don't just hope. 773 01:12:10,036 --> 01:12:12,231 You can't sit back and hope. You have to do something. 774 01:12:12,338 --> 01:12:14,238 In a town like this, hope will kill you. 775 01:12:15,274 --> 01:12:17,174 It's your move. 776 01:12:22,548 --> 01:12:24,413 �R�pido! 777 01:12:25,451 --> 01:12:27,419 �R�pido! 778 01:12:47,306 --> 01:12:48,967 �R�pido! 779 01:13:04,590 --> 01:13:07,559 Eh. 780 01:13:32,418 --> 01:13:34,545 Ah? 781 01:14:25,171 --> 01:14:27,469 Hey, hey. You fucking crazy, huh? 782 01:14:45,658 --> 01:14:49,389 Everybody else, stop fucking smiling and get back to work! 783 01:14:52,531 --> 01:14:55,056 Coco. 784 01:15:17,690 --> 01:15:20,420 Coco. Coco. 785 01:15:30,870 --> 01:15:32,770 Is she okay? 786 01:15:32,872 --> 01:15:34,703 She needs to start sleeping at night. 787 01:15:34,807 --> 01:15:36,707 So do you. 788 01:15:36,809 --> 01:15:39,004 How's Stan's back doing? 789 01:15:39,111 --> 01:15:41,944 He complains about it all the time, but he's fine. 790 01:15:42,047 --> 01:15:43,981 Say hello for me. 791 01:15:44,083 --> 01:15:47,644 As for this little lady, she got about an hour left on her shift, so- 792 01:15:47,753 --> 01:15:51,780 - She'll make it. - All right. Let's go. 793 01:15:51,891 --> 01:15:53,791 �ndale. 794 01:15:55,327 --> 01:15:57,227 Hey. 795 01:15:57,329 --> 01:15:59,957 You've been a bad girl. 796 01:16:09,808 --> 01:16:10,832 Chill out, okay? 797 01:16:13,479 --> 01:16:16,141 Touch her again... 798 01:16:16,248 --> 01:16:18,876 and I'll kill you, hmm? 799 01:16:18,984 --> 01:16:21,145 I mean it. 800 01:16:40,306 --> 01:16:41,273 No? 801 01:16:47,346 --> 01:16:47,812 Uh-huh. 802 01:16:50,916 --> 01:16:54,044 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 803 01:16:55,254 --> 01:16:57,154 - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - Hmm? 804 01:17:05,064 --> 01:17:06,929 Think about it. 805 01:17:07,032 --> 01:17:09,432 All that surveillance equipment they have here? 806 01:17:09,535 --> 01:17:12,095 They say it's for our safety... 807 01:17:12,204 --> 01:17:15,105 but those cameras are pointed right at us- 808 01:17:15,207 --> 01:17:19,940 monitoring us, making sure we don't steal shit and stuff. 809 01:17:20,045 --> 01:17:24,209 Yeah, you know, I always wonder whose job it is to watch those monitors... 810 01:17:24,316 --> 01:17:26,477 'cause you don't see anyone around here doing that. 811 01:17:26,585 --> 01:17:30,885 I think they just record everything in case somethin' happens. 812 01:17:32,424 --> 01:17:35,484 It's probably all getting fed back to the national headquarters. 813 01:17:35,594 --> 01:17:37,926 Yeah, like our cash registers. 814 01:17:40,032 --> 01:17:42,660 What about 'em? 815 01:17:42,768 --> 01:17:45,430 - You don't know about that? - Uh-uh. 816 01:17:45,537 --> 01:17:47,437 Oh, man. Okay. 817 01:17:47,539 --> 01:17:51,407 First thing I do whenever I start my shift is type in the last four digits... 818 01:17:51,510 --> 01:17:53,637 of my Social Security number, then log in. 819 01:17:53,746 --> 01:17:58,115 - Mm-hmm. - And from then on, 820 01:17:58,217 --> 01:18:01,277 - Really? - Yeah, they keep a record. 821 01:18:01,387 --> 01:18:05,517 They know exactly how many orders of fries I've sold this month- everything. 822 01:18:05,624 --> 01:18:08,923 And I even have to put in a little code with each person's order... 823 01:18:09,028 --> 01:18:11,019 saying their approximate age and ethnicity. 824 01:18:11,130 --> 01:18:13,121 They don't even know. 825 01:18:13,232 --> 01:18:15,132 You know, that is fuckin' evil. 826 01:18:15,234 --> 01:18:18,795 Well- 827 01:18:18,904 --> 01:18:20,804 That's Mickeys for you. 828 01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:38,248 Man, when we came here, we sat right over there. 829 01:18:38,357 --> 01:18:43,056 - Was it, like, full? - Yeah, it was really full. 830 01:18:43,162 --> 01:18:45,062 - They were pretty good. - Yeah, hey, look, just ask. 831 01:18:45,164 --> 01:18:47,064 - Mm-hmm. - Don't worry about it. 832 01:18:47,166 --> 01:18:49,293 - All right. Got it. - Casual. Nothin'- 833 01:18:50,703 --> 01:18:53,331 - Hi! - Hey. 834 01:18:53,439 --> 01:18:56,340 - Were you here the other night? - Yeah. 835 01:18:56,442 --> 01:18:59,138 - Who was that guy that was with you? - Uh, my uncle? 836 01:18:59,244 --> 01:19:01,610 Oh, my God. 837 01:19:01,714 --> 01:19:04,114 We were trying to figure that one out. 838 01:19:04,216 --> 01:19:06,878 He's hot, okay? 839 01:19:06,985 --> 01:19:08,953 No, he's my uncle. 840 01:19:09,054 --> 01:19:11,249 I'm Andrew. This is Alice. 841 01:19:11,357 --> 01:19:12,585 - I'm Amber. - Kim. 842 01:19:12,691 --> 01:19:14,591 - Kim? Nice to meet you. - Hey. 843 01:19:14,693 --> 01:19:18,094 We're all heading over to the lookout for a party, if you guys wanna come. 844 01:19:18,197 --> 01:19:20,097 - The lookout? - Mm-hmm. 845 01:19:20,199 --> 01:19:23,191 That road behind campus-Take that up Mount Cody a mile, and it's right there. 846 01:19:23,302 --> 01:19:25,896 - Oh, right. Yeah. - Should be fun. 847 01:19:26,004 --> 01:19:27,835 - Maybe we'll see you then. - Make it out there. 848 01:19:27,940 --> 01:19:29,874 - Okay, see you there. - All right. 849 01:19:30,042 --> 01:19:32,169 Hey! 850 01:19:38,283 --> 01:19:41,548 'Cause there is no way you can make sense of it all on your own. 851 01:19:41,653 --> 01:19:44,884 The lies are too big. They're too ingenious. 852 01:19:44,990 --> 01:19:46,890 They're too interconnected with one another. 853 01:19:46,992 --> 01:19:50,951 And they know, if the lies are repeated over and over and over again... 854 01:19:51,063 --> 01:19:54,191 people are finally gonna have to believe it, and we do. 855 01:19:54,299 --> 01:19:57,632 Yeah. Like, have you guys read that book Crimes Against Nature? 856 01:19:57,736 --> 01:20:00,204 - Title says it all. - Exactly. 857 01:20:00,305 --> 01:20:02,205 - Read that book. - It's talking about how right now... 858 01:20:02,307 --> 01:20:04,935 they've got the logging companies and the timber companies... 859 01:20:05,043 --> 01:20:07,477 chopping down all the trees in the national forest... 860 01:20:07,579 --> 01:20:09,547 but they're saying it's the "healthy forest" program. 861 01:20:09,648 --> 01:20:14,745 Yep, and they got the coal companies running our clean-air plan. 862 01:20:14,853 --> 01:20:17,413 How do they announce that stuff in public without cracking up? 863 01:20:17,523 --> 01:20:19,787 I gotta hand it to them though- 864 01:20:19,892 --> 01:20:21,792 genius fucking marketers. 865 01:20:21,894 --> 01:20:24,419 And they're extremely well organized, so we need to be too. 866 01:20:24,530 --> 01:20:27,124 - Amber! - Yeah, and these guys see themselves... 867 01:20:27,232 --> 01:20:29,462 - as big-time, righteous Christians. - Come here. 868 01:20:29,568 --> 01:20:31,798 What would Jesus do? 869 01:20:31,904 --> 01:20:35,499 - Hey, what's going on? - I met these really cute guys. 870 01:20:35,607 --> 01:20:40,374 Well- I'm hanging out with these guys. 871 01:20:40,479 --> 01:20:44,245 - They're so boring. - I don't wanna leave just yet. 872 01:20:44,349 --> 01:20:49,150 - Why? - I don't know- 873 01:20:49,254 --> 01:20:51,814 Don't worry about it. I'll catch up with you later. 874 01:21:05,404 --> 01:21:08,237 - Hey, Brian. - Hey. What are you doing here? 875 01:21:11,276 --> 01:21:14,177 - Tony? - Hey, Amber. 876 01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:19,649 - Uh, Tony- - Yeah. 877 01:21:22,054 --> 01:21:25,114 - I don't think I can work here anymore. - Everything okay? 878 01:21:25,224 --> 01:21:27,124 You okay? 879 01:21:28,627 --> 01:21:30,527 I'm fine. 880 01:21:30,629 --> 01:21:32,426 I mean, what do you want to do? 881 01:21:32,531 --> 01:21:35,796 You wanna cut back on the hours? Maybe try another shift? 882 01:21:35,901 --> 01:21:39,496 No. 883 01:21:39,605 --> 01:21:42,073 Something happen? Anybody giving you a hard time? 884 01:21:43,642 --> 01:21:46,577 - No. - What's up? 885 01:21:46,678 --> 01:21:49,169 Talk to me. 886 01:21:49,281 --> 01:21:53,149 I just- I can't work here anymore. 887 01:21:53,252 --> 01:21:56,244 - It feels wrong. - How is it wrong? 888 01:21:56,355 --> 01:21:59,324 - The job sucks, but that doesn't mean it's wrong. - Brian. 889 01:22:02,127 --> 01:22:05,927 Listen, Amber, you're one of my best associates, okay? 890 01:22:06,031 --> 01:22:09,262 We're starting to talk about you- management material. 891 01:22:09,368 --> 01:22:12,496 Okay? You're about to turn 18 pretty soon. 892 01:22:12,604 --> 01:22:16,040 We're expanding. We got a lot of opportunities here. Think about this. 893 01:22:18,377 --> 01:22:20,277 I just want to do something else. 894 01:22:23,248 --> 01:22:25,716 Okay. There something wrong with this place? 895 01:22:28,020 --> 01:22:30,887 It kinda doesn't feel real. 896 01:22:30,989 --> 01:22:33,287 I mean- It's not your fault. 897 01:22:33,392 --> 01:22:36,122 It's just-This place is like a thousand other places. 898 01:22:36,228 --> 01:22:38,526 - They're all- It's identical. - All right. 899 01:22:38,630 --> 01:22:40,860 Okay, you want reality, you got it. Good-bye. 900 01:22:40,966 --> 01:22:43,059 Tony, I'm sorry. 901 01:22:43,168 --> 01:22:45,500 This has nothing to do with you. 902 01:22:45,604 --> 01:22:48,266 I'm really disappointed, Amber. 903 01:22:48,373 --> 01:22:51,308 - Really disappointed. - Me too. 904 01:22:52,411 --> 01:22:54,379 I'm... sorry. 905 01:22:56,481 --> 01:22:58,949 You can pick up your check next Thursday. 906 01:22:59,051 --> 01:23:01,076 Do you want a Coffee Freezer for the road? 907 01:23:02,321 --> 01:23:04,221 Okay. 908 01:23:26,578 --> 01:23:28,478 �Francisco! 909 01:23:36,221 --> 01:23:38,746 �R�pido! 910 01:23:43,261 --> 01:23:45,252 �Raul! 911 01:23:45,364 --> 01:23:48,356 �Hombre, qu� paso? 912 01:23:48,467 --> 01:23:50,992 Okay. 913 01:24:00,312 --> 01:24:01,540 Sylvia! 914 01:24:12,452 --> 01:24:15,785 Ah, Sylvia. 915 01:24:15,889 --> 01:24:18,357 I'm Tom Watson, Human Resources. 916 01:24:25,665 --> 01:24:28,566 - �Como est�? - How is he? 917 01:24:28,668 --> 01:24:32,468 Oh, well, he's got a few cracked ribs, a pretty bad concussion... 918 01:24:32,572 --> 01:24:35,097 and he has a disk in his lower back that's hurt. 919 01:24:35,208 --> 01:24:37,472 But that could have been a problem before the accident. 920 01:24:52,659 --> 01:24:55,992 She says, "If he's going to be all right?" 921 01:24:56,096 --> 01:24:58,587 He's gonna be real sore, but he's gonna be okay. 922 01:25:02,836 --> 01:25:08,240 Look, I want you to tell her I have some unpleasant news that we need to discuss. 923 01:25:15,315 --> 01:25:18,978 Raul tested positive for methamphetamine. 924 01:25:30,530 --> 01:25:34,296 It's an illegal drug. It appears he was using drugs on the job. 925 01:25:34,401 --> 01:25:37,893 And this could have caused the accident. 926 01:25:43,009 --> 01:25:44,909 She says she doesn't believe you. 927 01:25:45,011 --> 01:25:46,911 Well, tell her this. 928 01:25:47,013 --> 01:25:49,447 Tell her that U.M.P. is committed to a drug-free workplace. 929 01:25:49,549 --> 01:25:52,211 And, if you break the rules, it endangers others. Tell her that. 930 01:26:00,126 --> 01:26:02,492 She says Raul has never used any drugs. 931 01:26:02,595 --> 01:26:05,359 Well, look, I can show her the result of the blood test. 932 01:26:08,034 --> 01:26:10,730 She doesn't believe us. 933 01:26:13,606 --> 01:26:15,506 I'm sorry about your husband. 934 01:27:17,770 --> 01:27:21,638 Problem is, at this very moment, there's about a hundred thousand cattle... 935 01:27:21,741 --> 01:27:24,574 in the U.M.P. feedlot that's right outside of Cody. 936 01:27:24,677 --> 01:27:28,408 It's one of the biggest feedlots in the world. Each one of those cows... 937 01:27:28,515 --> 01:27:30,949 puts out 50 pounds of piss and shit every day. 938 01:27:31,050 --> 01:27:32,984 - Fifty pounds each. - Lovely. 939 01:27:33,086 --> 01:27:36,055 Yeah, I know. So, that U.M.P. feedlot... 940 01:27:36,155 --> 01:27:38,589 produces more waste every single day... 941 01:27:38,691 --> 01:27:41,387 than all of the people in Denver combined. 942 01:27:41,494 --> 01:27:43,428 - That's gross. - Yeah. 943 01:27:43,530 --> 01:27:45,896 And-And the waste from U.M.P.'s feedlot, it's-it's- 944 01:27:45,999 --> 01:27:48,866 It's not going to some high-tech treatment plant, you know? 945 01:27:48,968 --> 01:27:50,868 It's being pumped into these lagoons... 946 01:27:50,970 --> 01:27:54,428 which are these just great big ponds of piss and shit. 947 01:27:54,541 --> 01:27:58,568 And these great big shit ponds are leaking shit into Peyton Creek... 948 01:27:58,678 --> 01:28:00,578 which eventually ends up in the river. 949 01:28:00,680 --> 01:28:04,446 I mean, you should see it. U.M.P. 's cattle, they're all just crammed together... 950 01:28:04,551 --> 01:28:07,918 living in their own manure, eating this genetically engineered crap... 951 01:28:08,021 --> 01:28:11,252 that's being dumped into these concrete troughs for them. 952 01:28:11,357 --> 01:28:13,552 It's like prison camps for cows. 953 01:28:13,660 --> 01:28:17,255 You wouldn't believe it. You can smell it, like, three miles away. 954 01:28:17,363 --> 01:28:21,424 So Professor Cohen is gonna help us coordinate a letter-writing campaign... 955 01:28:21,534 --> 01:28:23,695 not only to the state water quality board... 956 01:28:23,803 --> 01:28:27,295 - but to various editorial organizations- - Are you kidding me? 957 01:28:27,407 --> 01:28:29,136 Excuse me? 958 01:28:29,242 --> 01:28:32,439 You guys are gonna write a letter. 959 01:28:32,545 --> 01:28:35,605 That company is the meanest fucking company I've ever seen. 960 01:28:35,715 --> 01:28:39,481 They treat their workers like shit. They treat the animals like shit. 961 01:28:39,586 --> 01:28:42,180 They're dumping tons of shit and piss into our river... 962 01:28:42,288 --> 01:28:44,813 - and you guys are gonna write a letter? - Yes, Paco... 963 01:28:44,924 --> 01:28:48,121 as an official warning, to be followed by a campus-wide boycott... 964 01:28:48,227 --> 01:28:50,457 of everything that comes out of that place. 965 01:28:50,563 --> 01:28:54,556 The governor got $200,000 from U.M.P. last year. 966 01:28:54,667 --> 01:28:56,931 Cathy Crawford? 967 01:28:57,036 --> 01:29:00,767 Head of the environmental committee in the state senate? 968 01:29:00,873 --> 01:29:03,865 She's married to a U.M.P. top exec. 969 01:29:03,977 --> 01:29:07,003 And you guys are gonna write a letter. 970 01:29:07,113 --> 01:29:09,274 What a fucking waste of time. 971 01:29:09,382 --> 01:29:13,250 Listen, you have gotta start somewhere in raising awareness- 972 01:29:13,353 --> 01:29:16,413 No, this is bullshit- this environmental policy discussion group. 973 01:29:16,522 --> 01:29:19,491 Even our name sucks. 974 01:29:19,592 --> 01:29:22,527 Did you just make this up so you could put it on your grad school applications, Andrew? 975 01:29:22,629 --> 01:29:24,893 Do you have a better idea, Gerald? 976 01:29:24,998 --> 01:29:27,990 - Excuse me, I'm- I'm sorry, "Paco"? - Fuck you, man. 977 01:29:28,101 --> 01:29:30,729 Are you just here to be the self-righteous critic, man? 978 01:29:30,837 --> 01:29:35,672 I don't know, man. Action speaks louder. 979 01:29:35,775 --> 01:29:38,073 I'm tired of nice people sitting around talking and complaining... 980 01:29:38,177 --> 01:29:40,338 while the bad guys get to do whatever the fuck they want. 981 01:29:40,446 --> 01:29:44,780 - I wanna see some action. - We all do, dude. That's what we're doing here. 982 01:29:44,884 --> 01:29:47,114 Those Greenpeace dudes, they put their asses on the line. 983 01:29:47,220 --> 01:29:50,781 That's exactly what we should do. 984 01:29:50,890 --> 01:29:54,656 You said that there's, like, a hundred thousand cows, right? 985 01:29:54,761 --> 01:29:56,786 - Uh, roughly. - Well... 986 01:29:56,896 --> 01:29:59,330 what if we cut the fence... 987 01:30:00,566 --> 01:30:04,024 and let them out? 988 01:30:04,137 --> 01:30:06,799 Let them run free. I mean, that- 989 01:30:06,906 --> 01:30:08,806 That might get some attention. 990 01:30:08,908 --> 01:30:13,174 See? That's the kind of shit I'm talking about. What's your name? 991 01:30:13,279 --> 01:30:16,373 - Amber. - Beautiful, Amber. 992 01:30:18,017 --> 01:30:20,144 Well, think about it. 993 01:30:20,253 --> 01:30:25,247 I mean, if you suddenly had thousands and thousands of cows... 994 01:30:25,358 --> 01:30:27,349 you know, wandering free... 995 01:30:27,460 --> 01:30:29,587 wandering back to the prairie where they belong... 996 01:30:29,696 --> 01:30:33,359 causing traffic jams, blocking the highway... 997 01:30:33,466 --> 01:30:37,163 you're reminding people that cows aren't supposed to be penned up and treated that way. 998 01:30:37,270 --> 01:30:40,262 You know, that's a really good idea. 999 01:30:40,373 --> 01:30:43,740 Because then we could issue a press release with our demands... 1000 01:30:43,843 --> 01:30:47,370 showing what a disaster that company is and what we're gonna do next. 1001 01:30:47,480 --> 01:30:49,573 We-We can do all this. 1002 01:30:49,682 --> 01:30:53,083 I'm just- I'm warning you guys that right now in this country... 1003 01:30:53,186 --> 01:30:55,450 any destruction of private property along these lines... 1004 01:30:55,555 --> 01:30:57,853 can be considered in violation of the Patriot Act. 1005 01:30:57,957 --> 01:31:00,425 It can be considered an act of terrorism. 1006 01:31:00,526 --> 01:31:02,721 You can go to prison for, like, 10 years. 1007 01:31:02,829 --> 01:31:05,195 - Yeah, it's a bunch of bullshit. - I know. 1008 01:31:05,298 --> 01:31:07,562 I know. We have entered a whole new era... 1009 01:31:07,667 --> 01:31:10,067 where they can search your house without a warrant. 1010 01:31:10,169 --> 01:31:12,569 They can put you in jail without a trial. 1011 01:31:12,672 --> 01:31:15,903 Eco-activists that have never harmed another human being... 1012 01:31:16,008 --> 01:31:20,342 are considered by our government to be more of a threat to national security... 1013 01:31:20,446 --> 01:31:24,109 than all these right-wing, Timothy McVeigh, militia types. 1014 01:31:26,219 --> 01:31:29,017 Well, right now I can't think of anything more patriotic... 1015 01:31:29,122 --> 01:31:31,215 than violating the Patriot Act. 1016 01:32:17,470 --> 01:32:19,370 Hmm? 1017 01:33:34,714 --> 01:33:36,614 This industry's fucked. 1018 01:33:36,716 --> 01:33:39,446 There's rumors U.M.P.'s plannin' to sell the plant or shut us down. 1019 01:33:40,920 --> 01:33:44,481 They got plants all over the U.S., fuckin' Canada. 1020 01:33:44,590 --> 01:33:47,525 Cody plant don't start pulling its weight, yeah, they'll shut us down. 1021 01:33:47,627 --> 01:33:50,289 Don't matter we've been here 35 fuckin' years. 1022 01:33:50,396 --> 01:33:54,560 Don't give a fuck about Cody, and they sure as shit don't give a fuck about me. 1023 01:34:45,351 --> 01:34:48,286 Jesus, fuck. This is taking forever, man. 1024 01:34:48,387 --> 01:34:50,981 Always cut fences. 1025 01:34:51,090 --> 01:34:53,354 It's the golden rule. 1026 01:34:53,459 --> 01:34:55,427 - Let's go. - Let's go. 1027 01:34:55,528 --> 01:34:58,019 - Come on, buddies. - Come on, babies. Run for it. 1028 01:34:58,130 --> 01:35:00,826 - Let's go! - Watch you don't step in the shit. 1029 01:35:00,933 --> 01:35:03,697 - Come on, babies. Run for it! - Let's spread out. 1030 01:35:03,803 --> 01:35:06,601 - Guys, come on. - Let's get a move on! Come on! 1031 01:35:06,706 --> 01:35:10,107 Come on. Here you go. Come on. Here you go! 1032 01:35:10,209 --> 01:35:14,339 - Come on. This way! This way! - They're not doing anything. 1033 01:35:14,447 --> 01:35:18,884 - Come on. This way! - Come on, baby. Let's go. 1034 01:35:18,985 --> 01:35:21,783 Go out that way. Go out that way. 1035 01:35:23,322 --> 01:35:27,349 - Why won't they go? - What the fuck is wrong with them? 1036 01:35:27,460 --> 01:35:32,329 - Hey, get your asses in gear! - How stupid are they? 1037 01:35:32,431 --> 01:35:35,127 Show them there's a hole in the fence. I don't think they can see it. 1038 01:35:35,234 --> 01:35:39,728 Come on. Lookit! Lookit! There's no fence. Run! 1039 01:35:39,839 --> 01:35:41,739 Come on! No fence! 1040 01:35:41,841 --> 01:35:43,866 - Come on! - Come on! Come on! Come on! 1041 01:35:43,976 --> 01:35:46,467 - No fence, you fucking morons! - Over here. This way! 1042 01:35:46,579 --> 01:35:49,810 Whoa! That motherfucker almost just gored me, man. 1043 01:35:49,915 --> 01:35:52,850 Don't you wanna be free? It's wide open. Go! 1044 01:35:52,952 --> 01:35:54,977 They're gonna kill you! 1045 01:35:55,087 --> 01:35:58,853 They're gonna kill every single one of you! 1046 01:35:58,958 --> 01:36:01,426 - Car! - Oh, shit! 1047 01:36:01,527 --> 01:36:03,893 Time to go! Time to go! 1048 01:36:03,996 --> 01:36:07,898 - Come on! Let's get outta here! - Don't you wanna be free? 1049 01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:10,662 Don't you wanna be free? 1050 01:36:12,505 --> 01:36:13,938 - Come on. - Amber! 1051 01:36:14,040 --> 01:36:15,735 Come on, Amber! 1052 01:36:15,841 --> 01:36:19,277 Car's that way, Andrew! Come on, Amber! 1053 01:36:19,378 --> 01:36:22,779 We're gonna hit the road! Let's go! 1054 01:36:22,882 --> 01:36:24,782 Let's move! 1055 01:36:24,884 --> 01:36:26,715 Come on, come on! 1056 01:36:26,819 --> 01:36:29,447 Let's go! 1057 01:36:44,170 --> 01:36:47,071 What a fuckin' fiasco. 1058 01:36:47,173 --> 01:36:49,232 Look, nobody got arrested. Nobody got hurt. 1059 01:36:49,341 --> 01:36:51,241 Yeah, and we learned something. 1060 01:36:51,343 --> 01:36:55,074 - Yeah? - Don't try something unless 1061 01:36:55,181 --> 01:36:58,981 Next time, we bring cattle prods. That was our only mistake. 1062 01:36:59,085 --> 01:37:02,145 Oh, yeah. That's a good one. Paco, ace cattle rustler from New Jersey. 1063 01:37:02,254 --> 01:37:05,155 Fuck you. At least we tried, man. 1064 01:37:05,257 --> 01:37:07,157 Better than sitting on our asses. 1065 01:37:07,259 --> 01:37:10,956 I just don't understand. Why would they wanna stay in there? 1066 01:37:11,063 --> 01:37:13,896 Well, let's face it. Cows aren't the brightest animals. 1067 01:37:13,999 --> 01:37:17,196 Who knows? Maybe it's easier in there. 1068 01:37:17,303 --> 01:37:18,793 They get all the food they want. 1069 01:37:18,904 --> 01:37:21,429 I bet that genetically engineered shit tastes better than grass. 1070 01:37:21,540 --> 01:37:23,474 I think they're just scared. 1071 01:37:23,576 --> 01:37:25,942 So was Andrew. Did you see how fuckin' fast he ran? 1072 01:37:26,045 --> 01:37:29,105 Oh, yeah, yeah. And you were right behind me, fucker. 1073 01:37:29,215 --> 01:37:31,115 I don't know. 1074 01:37:31,217 --> 01:37:33,412 How come, in real life, the bad guys always win? 1075 01:37:33,519 --> 01:37:36,818 Well, you know, they do until they don't. 1076 01:39:49,355 --> 01:39:51,255 Last night, hombre. 1077 01:42:48,367 --> 01:42:50,301 Okay, Mike. 1078 01:45:17,182 --> 01:45:20,174 Which all adds up to us believing that next quarter... 1079 01:45:20,285 --> 01:45:23,311 will be the best time to introduce a major new product. 1080 01:45:24,556 --> 01:45:26,615 And along those lines, um- 1081 01:45:26,725 --> 01:45:28,989 Don, you wanna take it from here? 1082 01:45:31,296 --> 01:45:33,355 Yeah. Um- 1083 01:45:33,465 --> 01:45:35,899 Well, as you all know, the Barbecue Big One... 1084 01:45:36,001 --> 01:45:38,299 has been testing off the charts for months. 1085 01:45:38,403 --> 01:45:40,769 And, uh, I really feel like... 1086 01:45:40,872 --> 01:45:44,171 the marketing department's nailed the campaign, Jack. 1087 01:45:46,278 --> 01:45:50,681 So, it's obviously time for the big launch. And... http://www.crocohealth.com/2015/04/what-is-hijama-its-benefits.html 1088 01:45:53,018 --> 01:45:54,918 we couldn't be more ready to go.