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Would you like another muffin?

2
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No, that's, uh, fine.

3
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Just take one, please.

4
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I'll give you another one. "They
check in, but they don't check out."

5
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Billy Rago wrote that.

6
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The guy was practically
a god in New York.

7
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Worked for all the heavy shops
before we got him out here,

8
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and I'm telling you,
we had to beg.

9
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You know, it's got to be the traffic.
He's always on time.

10
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Have another muffin. I'll
go and see what I can do.

11
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W-E-Z, Detroit.
- The big wheeze!

12
00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:05,580
- Yeah?
- Where are you?

13
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Where am I?

14
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Take a look out the window. I'm
parked in the middle of Jefferson.

15
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I've been here for 20 minutes.
What?

16
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It's construction everywhere. They're
laying down cones. Look at this guy.

17
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Hey! Today?
You had to pick today?

18
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These guys are on
a 10:30 back to Chicago.

19
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They're not
the sitting-around types.

20
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Look, I'm 500 yards away. Can't
you stall 'em? Give 'em a muffin.

21
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No, I've been stalling 'em. We
talked about the Bulls three times.

22
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And they didn't like
the muffins.

23
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Just put me on the speaker.
What? No way.

24
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I'll pitch it on the phone.
Let me talk to these clowns.

25
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Okay. Uh,

26
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we're gonna try a little
modern science here.

27
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We do it all the time.

28
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Bill, you still with us?

29
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Uh, yeah.
Can they hear me?

30
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Bill, I want you to meet Noah Bradley
and Peter Brosnan of Key Brands.

31
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Morning.

32
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Noah. Pete.
Good to see ya.

33
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Yeah, Bill, listen, we really
do have a plane to catch.

34
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Hey, guys, I mean,
can't you wait 10 minutes?

35
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It's not the last flight
out of town.

36
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Look, uh, you guys see the
panels on the board there?

37
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Jack, flip up the first panel.

38
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Bill, I think…

39
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Just flip up the first panel!
Jesus, a lab monkey could do that!

40
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Okay, now.

41
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Let me take you to the panels.

42
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When you think of food wrap, you
think of America, baseball, Mom,

43
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apple pie, the old West.

44
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Speaking of which, you should
be looking at a sheriff.

45
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Yeah.
Yeah.

46
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All right, well, he's sittin' there and
he's got his feet up on the desk, see.

47
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Now, behind him, his jail cell is
covered with Key Brands food wrap.

48
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Right? Now, we got all this
food inside tryin' to escape.

49
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We got an actor dressed up
as a melon.

50
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One is a wedge of cheese.

51
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Another one is, uh,
um, is a, uh,

52
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um, um…
Another one is, uh…

53
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A sandwich.
Okay. A sandwich. Right.

54
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And the sheriff smiles
into the camera and he says…

55
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Blow it out your butt, tubby!

56
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That's right, wide load. I'm
talkin' to you, fatso. Hey!

57
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You guys aren't fat, are you?

58
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Anyway, so the sheriff's lookin'
right into the camera and he says,

59
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"Partners, there's only
one way…"

60
00:04:05,925 --> 00:04:07,924
…Key Brand…

61
00:04:07,925 --> 00:04:10,050
…name that means qual…

62
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You get a sheriff like…

63
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I think we're having
a little phone trouble.

64
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…the guy from Gunsmoke.
This campaign could… Bill?

65
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You've gone into cell hell on us, pal.

66
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Hi, I'm Joy. If you want
to be dominated, press one.

67
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If you want to
discipline me, press two.

68
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Now, that's not Bill. That's…
We've got some crossover here.

69
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How many kilos?
Stop it!

70
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Moms will love it.
Dads will love it.

71
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Kids are gonna have shiny
badges, boots, everybody.

72
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Look, I may lose you
in the elevator,

73
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but I'll see you
in a couple of seconds.

74
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You got me? Hello?

75
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One, two, three, four,
five, six… Okay.

76
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Good morning.
Shorris-Grey Advertising.

77
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Whoo! Traffic was a…

78
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Where are they?

79
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I'll pack up your office.

80
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I kept the same boxes we moved in with.
It'll save a few bucks.

81
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Let me talk to him, okay?

82
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Yeah, and tell him
to print up some resumes.

83
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Oh, come on, Paul.

84
00:05:02,097 --> 00:05:04,137
Come on what? The guy's
been running on fumes.

85
00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:06,304
His work's slipping.
He's hostile to clients.

86
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Jeez, I couldn't believe it! A
six-million-dollar account, and what do you got?

87
00:05:09,473 --> 00:05:12,222
You got two guys staring at a
speaker phone, for crying out loud!

88
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What the hell
was I supposed to do?

89
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You were supposed to be working
with professionals, number one, okay?

90
00:05:17,098 --> 00:05:18,805
I mean, I've never seen
a stunt like that in my life.

91
00:05:18,806 --> 00:05:22,432
Paul, look. The man's had a few
personal setbacks the last couple years.

92
00:05:32,517 --> 00:05:35,474
Yes, this is Evan
from U Love To Rent Furniture.

93
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You love to rent, but apparently,
you don't love to pay.

94
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Our truck will be there
at 9:00 a.m. Thank you.

95
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Bill, it's Jack.

96
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Listen, uh, I'm making a few
calls, but I got to tell ya,

97
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you burned a few bridges
out there, pal.

98
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I'm gonna try and line up some
freelance stuff next month.

99
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So you just stay in touch, okay?

100
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Bye.

101
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Mr. Rago, my name's Hakiem.

102
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I deliver your Free Press.
You still owe me $11.50.

103
00:06:04,851 --> 00:06:07,352
Hi, Daddy. It's me, Emily.

104
00:06:07,353 --> 00:06:11,352
Daddy, I know you're probably
still at work, but, uh, listen.

105
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I hate to ask you this, but Mom
said she's broke until next month.

106
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And that since you just got that
big new Key Brands account,

107
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I had to ask you.

108
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So here it goes.

109
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There's an eclipse coming up in
Mexico, and it's a really big deal.

110
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My whole astronomy
club is going.

111
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And if we get the ticket early
enough, it'll be really cheap.

112
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And this is really important to me.
I really, really want to go.

113
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There it is. Thanks, Daddy.

114
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Hey, buddy, you got two bits?
No.

115
00:07:01,565 --> 00:07:05,231
I got better things
to do than…

116
00:07:05,232 --> 00:07:06,731
How many times I gotta tell you?

117
00:07:06,732 --> 00:07:09,940
Honey, you can't collect unemployment
if you don't look for a job.

118
00:07:11,358 --> 00:07:13,982
If you bring
that in, we'll help you.

119
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Thank you.
Next!

120
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You were in advertising, I see.
Yeah.

121
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Hmm!

122
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Princeton?

123
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Yeah.

124
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Guess that was before
it went co-ed, huh?

125
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My, my, school like that, you think
they'd teach you how to read.

126
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Wrong line.
What?

127
00:07:38,276 --> 00:07:40,442
New claims are the two
windows at the end.

128
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You get that stamped,
you come back to me.

129
00:07:43,152 --> 00:07:45,610
What are you, crazy?
I've been here since 9:00.

130
00:07:45,944 --> 00:07:48,318
So have I. Next!

131
00:07:48,319 --> 00:07:52,151
- Number 125.
- Okay.

132
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You'll hear from us.
Thanks.

133
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Next!

134
00:08:13,654 --> 00:08:17,947
You think there's a chance I could get
unemployment before I get social security?

135
00:08:19,447 --> 00:08:22,988
Have you previously
collected benefits?

136
00:08:22,989 --> 00:08:24,737
No. I've always had a job.

137
00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:28,864
Can you operate any industrial
machinery, farm equipment?

138
00:08:30,532 --> 00:08:34,155
Yeah. That was a required
course in college.

139
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Theory of Plowing.

140
00:08:38,323 --> 00:08:40,573
I have all day, Bill.

141
00:08:40,574 --> 00:08:44,323
Now, why don't you tell me
what you'd be willing to do?

142
00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:47,782
If you give me a check,
I'd be willing to cash it.

143
00:08:52,158 --> 00:08:53,992
Come here. Come here.

144
00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,992
Now, this is your first
time here, right?

145
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A man your age.
It can't be easy.

146
00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:04,700
You're humiliated.
You're frustrated.

147
00:09:04,701 --> 00:09:07,450
I see it on 100 people's
faces every day.

148
00:09:07,451 --> 00:09:09,367
And whether you
believe it or not,

149
00:09:09,368 --> 00:09:11,993
I feel for each
and every one of 'em.

150
00:09:13,493 --> 00:09:16,868
Now you can either
help me help you,

151
00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:18,994
or you can be an asshole.

152
00:09:20,202 --> 00:09:22,410
In which case I'm gonna
make you stand there

153
00:09:22,411 --> 00:09:24,868
until you die and turn to dust.

154
00:09:28,911 --> 00:09:29,869
So…

155
00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:31,911
Let's begin again.

156
00:09:33,495 --> 00:09:36,869
Have you previously
collected benefits?

157
00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:41,495
No.

158
00:09:41,496 --> 00:09:43,912
What would you be willing to do?

159
00:09:45,246 --> 00:09:46,912
Milk cows.

160
00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,955
Uh, shear sheep.

161
00:09:51,205 --> 00:09:53,620
Pluck chickens.
All right, Bill.

162
00:09:53,621 --> 00:09:56,913
A couple of weeks
you'll hear from us. Next!

163
00:10:01,581 --> 00:10:06,247
Smack it! Run!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

164
00:10:06,248 --> 00:10:09,746
- Aw! Oh!
- Bang, bang, bang.

165
00:10:09,747 --> 00:10:14,289
He can't run. Two million dollars a
year, he runs like Bill Clinton.

166
00:10:14,290 --> 00:10:17,331
The eclipse, Dad.
Mexico.

167
00:10:17,332 --> 00:10:19,789
Come on, Emily. You don't
wanna go down there.

168
00:10:19,790 --> 00:10:22,622
It's 100 degrees. You get
held up at the airport.

169
00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,999
You probably won't get off the toilet
long enough to see it, anyway.

170
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:25,958
Dad!

171
00:10:29,791 --> 00:10:33,207
Astronomy? Jesus, when
are you gonna grow up?

172
00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:34,623
I am growin' up.

173
00:10:34,624 --> 00:10:36,624
You know it's what I wanna do.

174
00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:38,791
Oh, there's the path
to big bucks.

175
00:10:38,792 --> 00:10:43,001
Starin' out into space. Look!
I discovered Venus. Pay me.

176
00:10:44,459 --> 00:10:47,458
Astrology, maybe you could
make a few dollars,

177
00:10:47,459 --> 00:10:49,792
doin' people's horoscopes
or somethin'.

178
00:10:49,793 --> 00:10:53,334
Why do you always have to be
such a jerk about all this for?

179
00:10:53,335 --> 00:10:54,667
Frozen malts!
Frozen malts!

180
00:10:54,668 --> 00:10:57,167
Here's the frozen malt guy.
You want a frozen malt? No.

181
00:10:57,168 --> 00:10:58,625
Gimme two.
Gimme two.

182
00:10:58,626 --> 00:11:01,668
Em. Wait a minute.
Em, come on.

183
00:11:01,669 --> 00:11:05,085
I'm sure you'll find a very nice
eclipse to see around here someday.

184
00:11:05,086 --> 00:11:06,419
Yeah, in the year 2047!

185
00:11:06,420 --> 00:11:08,502
You want your pennant?

186
00:11:08,503 --> 00:11:11,128
No, I just want you
to believe in me!

187
00:11:25,213 --> 00:11:27,171
Hi, guys,
how ya doin'? Okay.

188
00:11:32,171 --> 00:11:33,046
Next!

189
00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:35,213
Hi, Beverly.

190
00:11:35,214 --> 00:11:37,671
Bill. Good to see you.

191
00:11:37,672 --> 00:11:40,338
How are the kids?
Great. Everything's great.

192
00:11:40,339 --> 00:11:42,006
Good.
How's your daughter?

193
00:11:42,506 --> 00:11:43,922
She hates my guts.

194
00:11:44,256 --> 00:11:46,006
Surprise, surprise.

195
00:11:46,881 --> 00:11:49,548
You know, it's strange.
I don't like you either.

196
00:11:49,549 --> 00:11:51,923
Yet somehow, I'm gonna miss you.

197
00:11:53,382 --> 00:11:55,215
We found you a job.

198
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,173
There you go.

199
00:11:59,508 --> 00:12:01,216
What do you think?

200
00:12:02,258 --> 00:12:04,631
I can't do this.
Sure you can.

201
00:12:04,632 --> 00:12:08,881
No, no, no, no. I…
Beverly.

202
00:12:08,882 --> 00:12:11,882
You got the wrong file. When
have I ever been a teacher?

203
00:12:11,883 --> 00:12:15,882
Look, you got a master's degree.
That means you can teach.

204
00:12:15,883 --> 00:12:20,508
No, it doesn't. No, it only means
hypothetically that I could.

205
00:12:20,509 --> 00:12:22,592
Come on, Bill.
Now, it's a good job.

206
00:12:22,593 --> 00:12:26,758
Six weeks. A decent salary.
And you get to live there.

207
00:12:26,759 --> 00:12:28,925
Beverly, I…
I'll get my head blown off.

208
00:12:28,926 --> 00:12:32,093
Do you know how many kids carry
guns to school these days?

209
00:12:32,634 --> 00:12:34,843
In this case, all of 'em.

210
00:12:34,844 --> 00:12:38,094
I guess you didn't
get to the "where" part.

211
00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:47,220
Yes, sir.

212
00:12:48,303 --> 00:12:50,262
Sir. Halt.

213
00:12:51,636 --> 00:12:53,469
- May I help you?
- Yeah.

214
00:12:53,470 --> 00:12:56,302
I need directions to
the Army Education Center.

215
00:12:56,303 --> 00:12:58,595
AEC? That's building 2310.

216
00:12:58,596 --> 00:13:01,636
Park your vehicle in the green
zone, step inside, get a pass.

217
00:13:01,637 --> 00:13:04,678
Listen, I'm runnin' a little late.
Can't I drive somewhere?

218
00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:07,803
Yes, sir. You can drive to the
green zone and get a pass.

219
00:13:07,804 --> 00:13:09,804
Look, I'm not even in the army.
I just have to meet…

220
00:13:09,805 --> 00:13:13,139
Park in the green zone,
step inside, get a pass!

221
00:13:13,722 --> 00:13:17,013
Right. Green zone,
inside, pass.

222
00:13:17,014 --> 00:13:20,514
You'd probably get along
good with my ex-wife.

223
00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:31,638
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I'm…

224
00:13:31,639 --> 00:13:34,974
I'm lookin' for
the Army Education Center.

225
00:13:35,558 --> 00:13:37,889
Captain Tom Murdoch.

226
00:13:37,890 --> 00:13:41,306
Captain Murdoch's not at the AEC.
Captain Murdoch's at the ARC.

227
00:13:43,807 --> 00:13:45,682
You lookin' for Captain Murdoch?
Yeah!

228
00:13:45,683 --> 00:13:48,474
The AEC is building 2310.

229
00:13:48,475 --> 00:13:51,558
You want building 4475.
4475.

230
00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:52,765
Look, here's what you do.

231
00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:55,766
You go right here. Take
another right at the P.X.

232
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:58,683
Go half a click till you see
the DPTM Center.

233
00:13:58,684 --> 00:14:01,184
Then take a left.

234
00:14:02,684 --> 00:14:05,351
If you hit the RFPC,
you've gone too far.

235
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,019
Can I buy a vowel?

236
00:14:19,894 --> 00:14:22,352
Captain Murdoch's office.
May I help you?

237
00:14:22,353 --> 00:14:24,352
Oh, hi again, sir.

238
00:14:24,353 --> 00:14:25,353
Can you hold on for a minute?

239
00:14:25,354 --> 00:14:27,269
Okay, Sergeant,
these are ready to go.

240
00:14:27,270 --> 00:14:28,270
Uh, sir.

241
00:14:30,395 --> 00:14:31,271
Bill Rago.

242
00:14:33,729 --> 00:14:34,978
Sorry to keep you
waiting like this.

243
00:14:34,979 --> 00:14:37,769
Well, actually, I needed to
catch up on world events.

244
00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:39,686
That Gulf War thing
worked out for us, huh?

245
00:14:39,687 --> 00:14:41,686
Sure did.
Yeah.

246
00:14:41,687 --> 00:14:43,729
I'm Tom Murdoch.
Welcome to Fort McClane.

247
00:14:43,730 --> 00:14:45,812
Would you come with me, please?
All right.

248
00:14:45,813 --> 00:14:46,937
Give us a couple of minutes.

249
00:14:46,938 --> 00:14:48,729
Sir, the extra housing units…

250
00:14:48,730 --> 00:14:50,729
I'm workin' on it.

251
00:14:50,730 --> 00:14:52,729
They keep shutting down
these forts on us,

252
00:14:52,730 --> 00:14:54,564
and we've picked up troops
from every goddamn one.

253
00:14:54,565 --> 00:14:56,771
I got 15 buses
coming in at 2100.

254
00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,813
Fifteen!
Bummer.

255
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:01,397
I've got that key somewhere.

256
00:15:01,398 --> 00:15:03,522
Ah, here it is.

257
00:15:03,523 --> 00:15:04,688
Would you come with me,
please, Bill?

258
00:15:04,689 --> 00:15:07,065
You mean, go?
Yeah, after you.

259
00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:08,981
Ever been in the army?
No.

260
00:15:08,982 --> 00:15:12,939
Good. I'll show you around
and explain your job to you.

261
00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:15,314
- The sergeant sent us a list of names.
- Next.

262
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,647
No go, they said.

263
00:15:16,648 --> 00:15:17,773
These are the ones
who can't hack it.

264
00:15:17,774 --> 00:15:19,773
Hell, none of 'em wanted
get the boot. Ow!

265
00:15:19,774 --> 00:15:21,149
And they all volunteered, right?

266
00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:23,690
Come on, Bill. It don't hurt much.
They all go through it.

267
00:15:23,691 --> 00:15:25,648
Now, where was I?

268
00:15:25,649 --> 00:15:26,940
Oh, yeah, that's when
Colonel James stepped in.

269
00:15:26,941 --> 00:15:28,857
He put out a call
to find the kids

270
00:15:28,858 --> 00:15:29,775
that could best be served
by this kind of program.

271
00:15:29,776 --> 00:15:31,608
All right. Keep breathing.

272
00:15:31,609 --> 00:15:33,316
This is sick.
Bill?

273
00:15:33,317 --> 00:15:34,816
You all right?

274
00:15:34,817 --> 00:15:36,608
What are they gonna
catch in Michigan?

275
00:15:36,609 --> 00:15:39,109
Bill? Stay with me, okay?

276
00:15:39,984 --> 00:15:42,276
The point is, their drill
sergeants out there in the field

277
00:15:42,277 --> 00:15:45,942
didn't have the time to explain everything
a dozen times over to these guys.

278
00:15:45,943 --> 00:15:47,900
As far as I'm concerned,
they shouldn't have to.

279
00:15:47,901 --> 00:15:49,775
But that's strictly
between you and me, okay?

280
00:15:49,776 --> 00:15:51,650
Okay. ALL: Hoo-ah,
Drill Sergeant!

281
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:52,818
I can't hear you!

282
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,068
Hoo-ah, Drill Sergeant!

283
00:15:55,069 --> 00:15:57,985
So the squeakers we're
talkin' about are in your file.

284
00:15:57,986 --> 00:15:59,985
So why don't you just
send the squeakers home?

285
00:15:59,986 --> 00:16:03,152
That's a darn good question.
Ask the Colonel.

286
00:16:03,153 --> 00:16:05,694
He keeps insisting, if we
can help 'em do push-ups,

287
00:16:05,695 --> 00:16:08,652
we can give 'em a hand
in the brain department.

288
00:16:08,653 --> 00:16:10,570
That's where you come in,
Wild Bill.

289
00:16:10,571 --> 00:16:12,652
You're it for these guys.

290
00:16:12,653 --> 00:16:15,361
Last chance saloon.
Sergeant Save-it.

291
00:16:15,362 --> 00:16:17,155
Is it much further?

292
00:16:17,738 --> 00:16:19,196
What's this?

293
00:16:19,821 --> 00:16:21,070
Oh, isn't that a thing
of beauty?

294
00:16:21,071 --> 00:16:23,987
That's our victory tower.
Biggest one in the country.

295
00:16:23,988 --> 00:16:26,195
We give 'em physical confidence.

296
00:16:26,196 --> 00:16:29,196
Doesn't do much good, though,
if they got sawdust for brains.

297
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:32,613
Basically what we need you to do is to get
'em to think a little better on their feet.

298
00:16:32,614 --> 00:16:33,738
That's all.

299
00:16:33,739 --> 00:16:35,364
Oops.

300
00:16:35,947 --> 00:16:39,364
Must be one of yours, Bill.

301
00:16:40,781 --> 00:16:42,197
So let me get this straight.

302
00:16:42,198 --> 00:16:45,072
The Colonel selected these eight
kids for his program… Right.

303
00:16:45,073 --> 00:16:48,198
…and you want me to teach
these guys how to comprehend?

304
00:16:48,532 --> 00:16:49,864
Yes, sir.

305
00:16:49,865 --> 00:16:52,532
- Hard stroke left!
- Kill!

306
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:53,740
- Thrust!
- Kill!

307
00:16:53,741 --> 00:16:55,366
Are they saying "kill"?

308
00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:57,781
You betcha.

309
00:16:57,782 --> 00:17:00,408
- Kill! Kill!
- Thrust!

310
00:17:01,657 --> 00:17:02,865
Victory what?

311
00:17:02,866 --> 00:17:05,033
"Victory Starts Here."

312
00:17:05,034 --> 00:17:08,033
That's Fort McClane's motto.
Novel.

313
00:17:08,034 --> 00:17:10,657
Here it is, Bill.
Home sweet home.

314
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,950
They never stop singing.

315
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:18,117
What about my car
and all my stuff?

316
00:17:18,118 --> 00:17:21,908
Don't worry about a thing, Bill.
It's all taken care of.

317
00:17:21,909 --> 00:17:24,285
Would you like to do the honors?

318
00:17:24,618 --> 00:17:26,909
Yeah.

319
00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:28,909
I've died and gone to
Gomer Pyle's house.

320
00:17:28,910 --> 00:17:31,411
He's a marine, Bill.

321
00:17:34,910 --> 00:17:36,411
What did I tell ya?

322
00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:39,119
Bill…

323
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,660
Your bedroom with a closet and
latrine are right over here.

324
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,245
Mmm, elegant.

325
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,161
Come on. Lots to see.

326
00:17:45,162 --> 00:17:47,619
And you were worried
about your stuff.

327
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:51,078
All-purpose table.
And…

328
00:17:51,079 --> 00:17:54,328
You share this lovely kitchen
with the people next door.

329
00:17:54,329 --> 00:17:55,038
What?

330
00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:56,786
It's a Scandinavian thing.

331
00:17:56,787 --> 00:17:58,786
Simplicity of design.
Economy.

332
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,120
Uh, the Swedes, I think.

333
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:03,787
You ever wonder why so many
of 'em blow their brains out?

334
00:18:03,788 --> 00:18:05,954
I'm gonna use that one.

335
00:18:05,955 --> 00:18:07,954
Well, I'll let you get
washed up, Bill.

336
00:18:07,955 --> 00:18:10,622
You got 40 minutes
till your first class.

337
00:18:11,997 --> 00:18:15,331
Cheer up, will you? You're
serving your country now.

338
00:18:20,582 --> 00:18:21,582
I'm honored.

339
00:18:23,664 --> 00:18:25,624
I won an advertising award.

340
00:18:26,665 --> 00:18:28,458
What am I doin' here?

341
00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:36,332
Maybe I could hock it.

342
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,833
Hi.

343
00:18:56,834 --> 00:19:00,461
I'm Bill Rago.
Uh, welcome to…

344
00:19:01,835 --> 00:19:04,834
The first class
in basic comprehension.

345
00:19:06,002 --> 00:19:08,502
I've never taught before…

346
00:19:09,877 --> 00:19:11,667
And you've never thought before.

347
00:19:11,668 --> 00:19:13,462
So good luck to all of us.

348
00:19:18,711 --> 00:19:19,669
Oh.

349
00:19:27,046 --> 00:19:29,546
What am I gonna do?

350
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,713
- Left! Left, right, left!
- Warriors!

351
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,212
Left! Left! Left, right!
Warriors!

352
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:44,879
Left! Left! Left, right!
One, two, Warriors!

353
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:48,714
Left! Left!
Left, column right, march!

354
00:19:51,922 --> 00:19:55,921
Left! Left!
Left, right, left.

355
00:19:55,922 --> 00:19:59,715
Left! Left!
Left, right, left.

356
00:20:00,757 --> 00:20:02,466
Squad, halt!

357
00:20:04,757 --> 00:20:06,424
Left, face!

358
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,923
Sir! First squad reporting
for instructions, sir!

359
00:20:10,924 --> 00:20:12,340
Sound off!

360
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:16,090
Sir, Private Myers, 1024, sir!

361
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:18,882
Sir, Private Benitez, 7061, sir!

362
00:20:18,883 --> 00:20:19,965
Sir, Private Haywood, 389…

363
00:20:19,966 --> 00:20:22,090
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa…

364
00:20:22,091 --> 00:20:24,592
Lighten up. Uh,

365
00:20:24,593 --> 00:20:28,091
you guys don't have to do this.
This is just a class.

366
00:20:28,092 --> 00:20:30,633
We're not invading Angola here.

367
00:20:30,634 --> 00:20:31,634
Uh…

368
00:20:32,634 --> 00:20:33,593
Um…

369
00:20:34,093 --> 00:20:35,925
Sir, permission to speak, sir.

370
00:20:35,926 --> 00:20:37,176
Yeah, sure, speak.

371
00:20:37,177 --> 00:20:39,594
Sir, what should
we call you, sir?

372
00:20:41,676 --> 00:20:42,635
Bill.

373
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:49,177
Uh, sir! I think the private
means your rank, sir!

374
00:20:49,178 --> 00:20:51,093
Well, I don't have one.
I'm a civilian.

375
00:20:51,094 --> 00:20:52,635
Oh, man.
What?

376
00:20:52,636 --> 00:20:55,510
You got to be kidding me. They let a
civilian in here? I don't believe this.

377
00:20:55,511 --> 00:20:58,136
To teach the Double-Ds? Who do you
think they gonna get, Colin Powell?

378
00:20:58,137 --> 00:21:01,053
Squad, sit.
I ain't no Double-D, homeboy.

379
00:21:01,054 --> 00:21:02,511
You speak for your damn self.

380
00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:04,511
So, wait, hold up. You in here by accident?
You somebody special?

381
00:21:04,512 --> 00:21:08,136
I don't think so. Sit your dumb
Double-D ass down, Haywood.

382
00:21:08,137 --> 00:21:09,970
Screw you, you ass-wipe.

383
00:21:09,971 --> 00:21:10,971
Screw you!

384
00:21:10,972 --> 00:21:12,262
Sit down.

385
00:21:12,263 --> 00:21:14,345
You wanna sit me down or you
want me to sit you down?

386
00:21:14,346 --> 00:21:18,220
Haywood! Haywood!
Hey, stop it! Stop it!

387
00:21:18,221 --> 00:21:21,971
Whoa, whoa. Guys, guys.
Haywood, sit down.

388
00:21:21,972 --> 00:21:24,346
Yo, yo.
Sit down. Sit down.

389
00:21:24,347 --> 00:21:27,013
That's Shaolin, see?
Why don't you do something?

390
00:21:27,014 --> 00:21:28,180
What do you want me to do?

391
00:21:28,181 --> 00:21:30,721
Haywood, sit down.
Whoo!

392
00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:32,722
Hey! Hello? Hello!

393
00:21:37,223 --> 00:21:39,181
What the hell's goin' on here?

394
00:21:39,182 --> 00:21:41,306
That dumb-ass hillbilly
talkin' that bullshit.

395
00:21:41,307 --> 00:21:43,848
Look at your dumb ass.
Haywood, please!

396
00:21:45,224 --> 00:21:47,973
Look, you don't wanna be here
and I don't wanna be here.

397
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,098
You got that right.

398
00:21:50,099 --> 00:21:52,724
So let's just make
the best of this, okay?

399
00:21:53,849 --> 00:21:55,807
God! Squeakers.

400
00:21:57,184 --> 00:21:58,683
And what's a Double-D?

401
00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:01,058
The whole fort calls
us Double-Ds.

402
00:22:01,059 --> 00:22:03,058
Yeah! Dumb as Dog-shit.

403
00:22:11,226 --> 00:22:14,142
All right, I'm supposed to
take attendance now. So, uh,

404
00:22:14,143 --> 00:22:15,350
help me out, all right?

405
00:22:15,351 --> 00:22:16,851
I'll help you out.

406
00:22:21,935 --> 00:22:23,101
Benitez, Donald.

407
00:22:23,102 --> 00:22:26,060
Yup, yup.
That's me. Present.

408
00:22:26,061 --> 00:22:28,101
New York City, New York.

409
00:22:28,102 --> 00:22:30,185
Who would have guessed?

410
00:22:30,186 --> 00:22:32,894
You're killin' me, Haywood.
You're killin' me.

411
00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:34,061
I just might.

412
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:36,019
Haywood, uh… Here we go.

413
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:36,895
Tommy Lee.

414
00:22:39,479 --> 00:22:43,353
Present, sir. Tommy Lee Haywood.
Willacoochee, Georgia.

415
00:22:43,354 --> 00:22:45,062
Is that as small as it sounds?

416
00:22:45,063 --> 00:22:46,103
No, sir.

417
00:22:46,104 --> 00:22:49,604
Sooey! Small?
This boy grew up in a cave.

418
00:22:49,605 --> 00:22:52,270
His mother come downstairs every
morning, talking about…

419
00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:54,646
"Tommy Lee!
"It's time for breakfast.

420
00:22:54,647 --> 00:22:56,438
"Run on out there and
scrape us up a squirrel.

421
00:22:56,439 --> 00:22:58,937
"We're gonna have us
a roadkill omelet."

422
00:22:58,938 --> 00:23:00,606
Ah, back at ya.

423
00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:04,606
Hobbs, Roosevelt.

424
00:23:06,272 --> 00:23:08,897
Uh, it says here you're from Detroit?
Mmm-hmm.

425
00:23:08,898 --> 00:23:10,189
What part?

426
00:23:10,190 --> 00:23:12,939
The part you drive
through doin' 85.

427
00:23:13,190 --> 00:23:14,773
Been there.

428
00:23:14,981 --> 00:23:16,272
Mmm-hmm.

429
00:23:16,273 --> 00:23:17,980
Is anybody else from Detroit?

430
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:18,815
Hoo-ah.
- Yeah.

431
00:23:21,107 --> 00:23:23,440
Miranda Myers,
it says Cleveland here.

432
00:23:23,441 --> 00:23:25,981
Yeah, I lived there, too.
I lived in Pittsburgh,

433
00:23:25,982 --> 00:23:28,148
St. Louis, Miami, LA.

434
00:23:28,149 --> 00:23:29,149
Hmm.
Seattle.

435
00:23:29,150 --> 00:23:30,816
Any particular reason?

436
00:23:31,317 --> 00:23:33,649
My mother liked to drive.

437
00:23:33,650 --> 00:23:35,816
Sounds like she liked that
back seat kinda ride, too.

438
00:23:36,067 --> 00:23:37,357
Excuse me.

439
00:23:37,358 --> 00:23:40,066
All right, all right.
Ow! Yo!

440
00:23:40,067 --> 00:23:41,650
Now, you deserved that.
True.

441
00:23:41,651 --> 00:23:44,067
- She hit harder than you, Haywood.
- Very funny.

442
00:23:44,068 --> 00:23:45,817
Leroy Jackson.

443
00:23:46,984 --> 00:23:48,317
Yes, sir.

444
00:23:48,318 --> 00:23:50,858
Um, but that's
Jackson Leroy, sir.

445
00:23:50,859 --> 00:23:51,942
Oh, sorry.

446
00:23:52,610 --> 00:23:55,318
It says here you play football.

447
00:23:55,319 --> 00:23:57,942
Yes, sir. Well, I…
I did for a while.

448
00:23:57,943 --> 00:23:58,818
All-state.

449
00:23:59,860 --> 00:24:01,485
Yeah. Um… Yeah.

450
00:24:01,486 --> 00:24:06,194
This boy was all-planet. I seen him one
time pick off a pass and go 90 yards

451
00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:07,652
through the other team
like, bang!

452
00:24:07,653 --> 00:24:10,486
Left 'em all on the field.
Dead. This boy got skill!

453
00:24:10,487 --> 00:24:12,360
Gimme some love, kid.
Give it to me.

454
00:24:12,361 --> 00:24:14,569
Two times. Go ahead,
sit on down, Heisman boy.

455
00:24:14,570 --> 00:24:16,695
You should have won the Heisman.

456
00:24:17,071 --> 00:24:18,029
What?
Uh…

457
00:24:19,446 --> 00:24:23,361
Brian Davis, Jr., sir.
Grand Forks, North Dakota.

458
00:24:23,362 --> 00:24:25,361
Hey, Bill, ask him about his daddy.
Yeah.

459
00:24:25,362 --> 00:24:26,279
Go ahead, ask him.
Shut up, Benitez!

460
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,445
You shut up.

461
00:24:27,446 --> 00:24:30,362
"My daddy was the bravest
and neatest soldier…"

462
00:24:30,363 --> 00:24:32,905
Hey. Everybody, shut up.
"…in the whole wide world."

463
00:24:34,905 --> 00:24:35,863
God!

464
00:24:36,863 --> 00:24:40,030
Um, Melvin, Mel.
Charlotte, North Carolina.

465
00:24:41,031 --> 00:24:42,863
Melvin Melvin?

466
00:24:45,114 --> 00:24:47,030
- Is he up?
- Mmm-mmm.

467
00:24:47,031 --> 00:24:48,238
Mel.

468
00:24:48,239 --> 00:24:50,197
He does this
sometimes, Bill. Mel.

469
00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:51,822
Hey, Bill,

470
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:56,073
he was at the BRM yesterday in the
hole with his rifle, just like this.

471
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,406
And you're…

472
00:24:58,407 --> 00:25:00,740
Me?

473
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,616
Montgomery, Jamaal,
from Detroit, Michigan.

474
00:25:03,617 --> 00:25:07,407
Uh, Jamaal, you mind letting these
people speak for themselves?

475
00:25:07,408 --> 00:25:09,740
How he gonna speak? That boy
droolin' down his chest.

476
00:25:09,741 --> 00:25:12,865
Well, none of the others are. You
got a wise comment for everybody.

477
00:25:12,866 --> 00:25:15,575
Hey, but, Bill, what's the matter?
I'm tryin' to help you, man.

478
00:25:15,576 --> 00:25:17,408
I'm your assistant.
What's what?

479
00:25:17,409 --> 00:25:19,076
Yeah, well, you're succeeding
in bein' an asshole.

480
00:25:19,992 --> 00:25:22,033
Aw, thank you!

481
00:25:22,034 --> 00:25:23,075
Hey, he can't do that.

482
00:25:23,076 --> 00:25:24,200
Hey, you can't do that.
You can't do that.

483
00:25:24,201 --> 00:25:26,533
You cannot do that.
It says in the rule book…

484
00:25:26,534 --> 00:25:28,242
Thank you.
Just shut up!

485
00:25:28,243 --> 00:25:29,742
No soldier shall be singled out

486
00:25:29,743 --> 00:25:32,784
for excessive abusive mistreatment
of any kind! That's regulation.

487
00:25:32,785 --> 00:25:35,451
Leroy, I want a new teacher.
He can't do that. Shut up.

488
00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:37,159
Shut up?
Shut up.

489
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,368
All right, all right.

490
00:25:39,369 --> 00:25:42,786
So much for attendance.

491
00:25:45,453 --> 00:25:47,911
So, Mr. Rago,
what are you gonna teach us?

492
00:25:49,661 --> 00:25:53,620
That's a good question.
Anybody got any ideas?

493
00:25:53,621 --> 00:25:56,120
How 'bout teachin'
somebody to get a job?

494
00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,787
Uh…

495
00:26:01,204 --> 00:26:02,496
All right.

496
00:26:02,497 --> 00:26:05,370
Uh, we'll begin
with language skills.

497
00:26:05,371 --> 00:26:08,662
Everybody will
read something. What?

498
00:26:08,663 --> 00:26:11,454
Not for nothin'. I mean,
I don't see any books.

499
00:26:11,455 --> 00:26:13,120
Maybe you do,
but I don't see 'em.

500
00:26:13,121 --> 00:26:14,122
You know what I'm sayin'?

501
00:26:14,123 --> 00:26:15,830
All right.

502
00:26:16,581 --> 00:26:18,997
Then we'll all write something.

503
00:26:20,664 --> 00:26:22,997
Uh, would you hand
these out for me?

504
00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:24,872
Hoo-ah!

505
00:26:25,289 --> 00:26:26,581
Here you go. Thanks.

506
00:26:26,582 --> 00:26:30,414
Um, start now and have these
ready for the next class.

507
00:26:30,415 --> 00:26:34,831
Uh, write about…
Why you're here.

508
00:26:35,499 --> 00:26:37,665
This is where
they told us to come.

509
00:26:37,666 --> 00:26:41,499
No. I… I mean, the magical
twist of fate that prompted you

510
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:45,166
to gravitate toward this
institute of imbeciles.

511
00:26:46,166 --> 00:26:47,166
What?

512
00:26:49,334 --> 00:26:51,541
Write why you joined the army.

513
00:26:51,542 --> 00:26:54,500
Why I joined the army.

514
00:26:54,501 --> 00:26:57,000
I joined to be with you,
Billy boy.

515
00:26:59,459 --> 00:27:02,876
Do you want us to, like,
write that at the top, sir?

516
00:27:05,251 --> 00:27:07,043
"Why I joined the army"?

517
00:27:36,712 --> 00:27:39,753
What the heck's goin' on here?

518
00:27:39,754 --> 00:27:43,253
What the heck is goin' on
at 4:30 in the morning?

519
00:27:46,463 --> 00:27:48,255
I hate this place!

520
00:27:49,297 --> 00:27:51,922
A bunch of banshees! What?

521
00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:54,796
You have to do this here,
on my lawn?

522
00:27:54,797 --> 00:27:58,421
Can't you take it
six blocks down the road?

523
00:27:58,422 --> 00:27:59,922
What are you doin' here?

524
00:27:59,923 --> 00:28:03,422
Oh, that's it. I can't stand this job.
I'm out of here.

525
00:28:03,423 --> 00:28:05,631
Platoon, attention!

526
00:28:05,632 --> 00:28:08,589
More P.T.,
Drill Sergeant! More P.T.!

527
00:28:08,590 --> 00:28:10,672
We like it! We love it!
We want more of it!

528
00:28:10,673 --> 00:28:13,590
Make it hurt, Drill Sergeant!
Make it hurt! Whoo!

529
00:28:13,591 --> 00:28:15,590
Find me something.
I'll do it for free.

530
00:28:15,591 --> 00:28:17,090
If they like it,
they can pay me.

531
00:28:17,091 --> 00:28:21,465
I'll work nights. Nobody
sleeps around here, anyway.

532
00:28:21,466 --> 00:28:23,840
No, no, no, you're not
listening to me, Jack.

533
00:28:23,841 --> 00:28:27,508
You're not listening. Screw my pride!
I'll take anything!

534
00:28:27,509 --> 00:28:30,174
I… I'll write papers
for your children!

535
00:28:30,175 --> 00:28:31,341
Do you hear this?

536
00:28:35,551 --> 00:28:37,509
It's the sound of hell.

537
00:28:37,510 --> 00:28:42,009
Seven! Eight! Nine!

538
00:28:43,510 --> 00:28:46,135
Ten! Eleven!

539
00:28:50,469 --> 00:28:52,260
Go, Navy!

540
00:28:59,637 --> 00:29:01,511
Eat your beans, Haywood.

541
00:29:01,512 --> 00:29:03,718
That's good brain food.

542
00:29:03,719 --> 00:29:06,052
Oh, why bother?

543
00:29:06,053 --> 00:29:07,843
No, no, no. Pay him no
mind, Tommy Lee. Okay?

544
00:29:07,844 --> 00:29:11,345
Right. You took it all,
now eat it all!

545
00:29:11,346 --> 00:29:13,054
Eat, eat, eat, eat.

546
00:29:13,554 --> 00:29:15,179
You got more than me.

547
00:29:16,513 --> 00:29:18,345
I could kick his ass.

548
00:29:18,346 --> 00:29:19,553
I could kick his ass.

549
00:29:19,554 --> 00:29:21,305
I could definitely kick his ass.

550
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,179
Double-Ds. Dumb as Dog-shit.

551
00:29:26,222 --> 00:29:27,513
Dumb, huh?

552
00:29:27,514 --> 00:29:29,137
Well, let me tell you somethin'.

553
00:29:29,138 --> 00:29:32,471
I'd rather be a Double-D than a swinger
from the ugly tree, you fat pig.

554
00:29:32,472 --> 00:29:34,348
Ooh!

555
00:29:36,556 --> 00:29:38,223
You're bad.

556
00:29:41,389 --> 00:29:43,181
Nice goin', Myers.

557
00:29:43,681 --> 00:29:46,389
"Swingin' from the ugly tree"?

558
00:29:46,390 --> 00:29:47,931
Damn.

559
00:29:47,932 --> 00:29:50,931
Anything left on
your plate, we'll do extra push-ups!

560
00:29:50,932 --> 00:29:54,224
You know, Mel, cling peaches
were my daddy's favorite.

561
00:29:54,932 --> 00:29:56,682
Give me a break,
will ya, Junior?

562
00:29:56,683 --> 00:29:58,057
My daddy this, my daddy that.

563
00:29:58,058 --> 00:30:00,516
How many freakin' times do we
have to hear about your daddy?

564
00:30:00,517 --> 00:30:01,391
Eat!

565
00:30:01,724 --> 00:30:05,058
Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!

566
00:30:05,724 --> 00:30:08,226
We eat now, we taste it later!

567
00:30:09,892 --> 00:30:11,558
Where did all this
freakin' food come from?

568
00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:13,267
Eat! Eat it!

569
00:30:15,601 --> 00:30:17,392
All right.
Who wants to start?

570
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,393
Nobody?

571
00:30:24,602 --> 00:30:27,102
I thought this was
the volunteer army.

572
00:30:27,768 --> 00:30:29,767
You tryin' to diss us?
You can't do that.

573
00:30:29,768 --> 00:30:31,392
Leroy, tell him
he can't do that.

574
00:30:31,393 --> 00:30:32,768
No, shut up, asshole.

575
00:30:32,769 --> 00:30:34,602
Nah, man, he's dissin' you.

576
00:30:34,603 --> 00:30:36,560
Why you startin' with me,
Inbred Jed?

577
00:30:36,561 --> 00:30:38,102
Sit over there and shut up.

578
00:30:38,103 --> 00:30:43,395
Montgomery, you finished? Is that the
end of the intelligent repartee?

579
00:30:44,437 --> 00:30:45,395
All right.

580
00:30:46,604 --> 00:30:48,436
Why don't we begin with Haywood?

581
00:30:49,728 --> 00:30:51,727
How come I got to go first?

582
00:30:51,728 --> 00:30:54,103
Because you're from
Wallahoochee, Georgia.

583
00:30:54,104 --> 00:30:57,146
Get up there, boy.
Willacoochee, Bill.

584
00:30:57,605 --> 00:30:59,271
Willacoochee.

585
00:31:04,771 --> 00:31:08,021
"There's these woods
behind our trailer park.

586
00:31:08,022 --> 00:31:10,813
"This old guy lives
in the woods there,

587
00:31:10,814 --> 00:31:13,314
"and everybody in town
swore he was crazy.

588
00:31:13,689 --> 00:31:15,480
"He showed me
how to hunt…"

589
00:31:16,855 --> 00:31:20,315
"…how to be real quiet,
how to listen.

590
00:31:21,357 --> 00:31:25,022
"He said he had seen everything
in the world there was to see.

591
00:31:25,023 --> 00:31:28,022
"And that's why he ain't never
wanted to leave those woods.

592
00:31:28,023 --> 00:31:30,358
"Well, me and my daddy got
laid off at the paper mill.

593
00:31:30,982 --> 00:31:32,731
"Whilst I spent
about five months

594
00:31:32,732 --> 00:31:34,856
"watchin' TV with my brothers,

595
00:31:34,857 --> 00:31:37,357
"I kept thinkin'
of what the old man said.

596
00:31:37,358 --> 00:31:41,023
"Finally, I decided that I did
wanna see more of the world,

597
00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:43,691
"than what was behind
that trailer park,

598
00:31:43,692 --> 00:31:46,150
"so I joined up."

599
00:31:48,067 --> 00:31:51,066
"I liked living with my Aunt
Mavis in Chicago the best.

600
00:31:51,067 --> 00:31:54,692
"But last summer,
my mother Ruthie came back

601
00:31:54,693 --> 00:31:56,067
"and we drove to Atlanta.

602
00:31:56,068 --> 00:31:57,900
"She said we don't
have to stay long,

603
00:31:57,901 --> 00:32:00,858
"but then she met
a man and take off.

604
00:32:00,859 --> 00:32:02,983
"I waited around for a while
for her to come back,

605
00:32:02,984 --> 00:32:05,901
"but everybody keeps sayin',
'Just go on home.'

606
00:32:05,902 --> 00:32:07,528
"I don't know where that is.

607
00:32:09,528 --> 00:32:10,943
"So I take the bus to Cleveland

608
00:32:10,944 --> 00:32:13,776
"and spend two days staring at
the poster behind the driver

609
00:32:13,777 --> 00:32:16,194
"that said,
'Be All You Can Be.'

610
00:32:16,735 --> 00:32:19,027
"So I think about that
for a week

611
00:32:19,028 --> 00:32:22,529
"and then I think,
'I gotta be somewhere, '

612
00:32:23,529 --> 00:32:24,403
"so here I am."

613
00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:29,487
"In my crib, there ain't never
been a time when we eat,

614
00:32:29,488 --> 00:32:31,028
"or sleep, or nothin'.

615
00:32:31,029 --> 00:32:33,945
"You know, everybody
just runs around crazy.

616
00:32:33,946 --> 00:32:35,571
"Half the time, I don't
even know who they are."

617
00:32:38,655 --> 00:32:41,071
"I must be the only person
in the world to join the army

618
00:32:41,072 --> 00:32:43,572
"so he'd know exactly what
time he was eatin' lunch."

619
00:32:46,738 --> 00:32:49,239
I wanted to learn a new trade.

620
00:32:50,614 --> 00:32:52,738
Sergeant Cass.
Afternoon, sir.

621
00:32:52,739 --> 00:32:54,240
Brian Davis, Jr.

622
00:32:54,739 --> 00:32:56,406
Sir, yes, sir.

623
00:32:58,781 --> 00:33:02,406
"Why I Joined the Army,
by Private Brian Davis, Jr.

624
00:33:04,241 --> 00:33:07,906
"I wanted to be in the army for
as long as I can remember.

625
00:33:07,907 --> 00:33:10,031
"I never really knew my dad,

626
00:33:10,032 --> 00:33:12,449
"'cause he died in Vietnam
when I was a baby.

627
00:33:14,782 --> 00:33:17,283
"His name was Brian, too.

628
00:33:18,117 --> 00:33:21,449
"My whole life my mama
showed me pictures of him,

629
00:33:21,450 --> 00:33:24,990
"and read me his letters, and
told me how he was a hero."

630
00:33:24,991 --> 00:33:27,450
Bullshit, man.
He wasn't no hero.

631
00:33:27,451 --> 00:33:28,659
He was so!

632
00:33:28,660 --> 00:33:29,783
How you gonna prove that, huh?
You got no proof.

633
00:33:29,784 --> 00:33:30,991
I don't need any proof!
Hey, hey, hey.

634
00:33:30,992 --> 00:33:33,825
Get it through your thick skull.
Your daddy was no hero.

635
00:33:33,826 --> 00:33:34,950
Read my lips, Davis.

636
00:33:34,951 --> 00:33:36,075
Why don't you all shut up!

637
00:33:36,076 --> 00:33:37,534
- He's selling you a dream.
- No, I'm not!

638
00:33:37,535 --> 00:33:38,575
- Would you knock it off and let him finish?
- My mom told me!

639
00:33:38,576 --> 00:33:40,784
Can't you leave him
the hell alone?

640
00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:41,992
Your mommy made it up.

641
00:33:41,993 --> 00:33:43,577
Cut it out, Benitez!

642
00:33:44,577 --> 00:33:45,494
Go ahead.

643
00:33:46,952 --> 00:33:49,452
"She told me about
how he was a hero

644
00:33:49,868 --> 00:33:51,620
"who died for his country.

645
00:33:52,869 --> 00:33:56,370
"I think that if my daddy
was alive today,

646
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:01,370
"he would want me
to be in the army, too,

647
00:34:06,954 --> 00:34:09,496
"so I could
learn to be brave."

648
00:34:10,663 --> 00:34:11,663
I'm sorry.

649
00:34:14,955 --> 00:34:17,539
That's okay. It's all right.
Take it easy.

650
00:34:20,830 --> 00:34:23,329
So, um,

651
00:34:23,330 --> 00:34:25,996
"I guess the real reason
I… I joined the army

652
00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:28,996
"was to get a better education

653
00:34:28,997 --> 00:34:31,580
"so I could get
a better job."

654
00:34:31,581 --> 00:34:33,331
And that's why.

655
00:34:35,665 --> 00:34:36,871
"When I was a kid,

656
00:34:36,872 --> 00:34:40,581
"I used to love summers,
'cause there was no school."

657
00:34:41,998 --> 00:34:44,373
"I had to babysit my kid sister,
but I didn't mind too much.

658
00:34:44,374 --> 00:34:46,872
"I mean, we'd fight a lot, but,
you know, mostly we just…

659
00:34:46,873 --> 00:34:49,248
"We just used to kid around.

660
00:34:49,249 --> 00:34:53,375
"She wanted to be a dancer.
She was pretty good, too.

661
00:34:54,041 --> 00:34:55,165
"One day,
a couple of summers ago,

662
00:34:55,166 --> 00:34:58,374
"I sent her up to the store
to buy some milk.

663
00:34:58,375 --> 00:35:00,748
"Now, the bullet was meant for the
dude comin' out of the store,

664
00:35:00,749 --> 00:35:02,709
"but killed her just the same.

665
00:35:03,042 --> 00:35:04,376
"She was only 13.

666
00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:11,208
"I still miss her a lot, but I
always miss her more in the summer.

667
00:35:11,209 --> 00:35:13,167
"After that I decided
that being part of a gang

668
00:35:13,168 --> 00:35:15,042
"didn't seem like
such a good idea.

669
00:35:15,043 --> 00:35:16,710
"So I joined this gang."

670
00:35:22,876 --> 00:35:24,460
That good enough, Mr. Rago?

671
00:35:26,919 --> 00:35:28,461
Yeah.

672
00:35:29,086 --> 00:35:31,252
How you doin', sir?
Let's have a coin check.

673
00:35:31,253 --> 00:35:35,085
Can I have a Dewar's,
please, with seven Aspirin back?

674
00:35:35,086 --> 00:35:37,753
Oh.
Seven Aspirin? You okay?

675
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,086
Yeah. Oh, Jesus.

676
00:35:41,087 --> 00:35:43,128
I mean, some of the stories
that these kids have.

677
00:35:43,129 --> 00:35:45,128
I can't…
I can't believe it.

678
00:35:45,129 --> 00:35:47,752
It's really somethin', huh?

679
00:35:47,753 --> 00:35:49,588
Everybody's got a story.

680
00:35:50,130 --> 00:35:51,878
You wanna hear my story, Bill?

681
00:35:53,796 --> 00:35:55,754
Not now, Tom. Some other time.

682
00:35:57,088 --> 00:35:58,630
Well, you know what I think?

683
00:36:00,005 --> 00:36:01,506
What's that, Tom?

684
00:36:02,297 --> 00:36:05,464
I think the whole educational
system is in deep trouble.

685
00:36:07,172 --> 00:36:09,296
You see, after their families
let 'em down,

686
00:36:09,297 --> 00:36:11,130
they go to what's left
of their schools.

687
00:36:11,131 --> 00:36:12,132
The teachers are underpaid.

688
00:36:12,133 --> 00:36:15,089
They're scared,
so they stop teaching.

689
00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:16,464
But that doesn't stop 'em
from handing out

690
00:36:16,465 --> 00:36:18,632
high school diplomas
like they were toilet paper.

691
00:36:19,132 --> 00:36:20,798
So that means we gotta take 'em.

692
00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:25,633
Country better
shape up soon, though.

693
00:36:27,133 --> 00:36:29,675
We're going to hell
in a handcart.

694
00:36:31,091 --> 00:36:32,799
But that's strictly
between you and me, right?

695
00:36:34,633 --> 00:36:35,799
Yeah.

696
00:36:36,967 --> 00:36:38,799
Could I have my Aspirin, please?

697
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:39,676
Sir.

698
00:36:42,342 --> 00:36:45,676
Swing up and stand on…
No! Stand on the log!

699
00:36:46,050 --> 00:36:47,425
You ready to quit?
No!

700
00:36:47,426 --> 00:36:49,134
You ready to quit? No, you aren't.
No. No, Drill Sergeant!

701
00:36:49,135 --> 00:36:50,342
All right. Get the hell
back up there!

702
00:36:50,343 --> 00:36:53,092
Come on, this is not
that complicated.

703
00:36:53,093 --> 00:36:55,175
Forty-one, Drill Sergeant!

704
00:36:55,176 --> 00:36:56,509
No, Private, it's not 41.

705
00:36:56,510 --> 00:36:59,218
You're reading the wrong numbers.
Read the red numbers.

706
00:36:59,219 --> 00:37:01,719
One, two, three!

707
00:37:02,344 --> 00:37:05,009
You've got to be kiddin' me.
No, Drill Sergeant!

708
00:37:05,010 --> 00:37:06,218
Three weeks, motor mouth.

709
00:37:06,219 --> 00:37:08,552
Three weeks, you have yet
to show me a real push-up.

710
00:37:08,553 --> 00:37:11,302
All right, Drill Sergeant. I expect
to get this one pretty good.

711
00:37:11,303 --> 00:37:13,511
They've all got to be good!
All of them!

712
00:37:13,512 --> 00:37:17,010
Two fingers. That's what it's
supposed to be, two fingers.

713
00:37:17,011 --> 00:37:18,844
Understand that, Private Myers?

714
00:37:18,845 --> 00:37:21,219
Yes, Drill Sergeant.

715
00:37:21,220 --> 00:37:23,554
Keep movin', Benitez.
All the way to the end.

716
00:37:23,555 --> 00:37:26,220
Don't stop there! Don't… Come on!
Get back to the line!

717
00:37:26,221 --> 00:37:29,053
Go back to the start
of the line! Hurry up!

718
00:37:29,054 --> 00:37:30,762
You're gonna make it, Benitez.

719
00:37:36,097 --> 00:37:38,722
All right, time's up.

720
00:37:40,222 --> 00:37:42,847
Who wants to talk
about what they read?

721
00:37:44,222 --> 00:37:45,888
Benitez, come on up here.

722
00:37:45,889 --> 00:37:47,557
All right.

723
00:37:51,265 --> 00:37:54,013
What are you readin'?
Archie comic.

724
00:37:54,014 --> 00:37:55,264
Okay.

725
00:37:55,265 --> 00:37:57,265
I mean, what's up with Jughead?
Archie's got Betty.

726
00:37:57,266 --> 00:37:59,390
And you got Reggie
with Veronica.

727
00:37:59,391 --> 00:38:01,348
I mean, what's up with Jughead?
He got nobody.

728
00:38:01,349 --> 00:38:03,265
That's no excuse,
'cause he's ugly.

729
00:38:03,266 --> 00:38:05,931
I mean, in my neighborhood, it
didn't matter how ugly you were,

730
00:38:05,932 --> 00:38:07,431
you always had a girl.

731
00:38:07,432 --> 00:38:08,932
I don't know what's the
matter with this guy.

732
00:38:08,933 --> 00:38:11,141
And another thing, you guys, maybe
you could help me out with this.

733
00:38:11,142 --> 00:38:13,099
Mr. Rago, hold on a sec.

734
00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:15,432
Uh, here it is.

735
00:38:15,433 --> 00:38:17,391
"Come on, Archie, let's
go to the Malt Shop-ee."

736
00:38:17,392 --> 00:38:18,599
What the hell's a Malt Shop-ee?

737
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,350
- They're always talking about…
- Benitez.

738
00:38:20,351 --> 00:38:21,600
What's a Malt Shop-ee?
You guys know?

739
00:38:21,601 --> 00:38:24,975
Come here. Bring your stupid
ass over here. Come here.

740
00:38:24,976 --> 00:38:26,142
What's the matter with you?

741
00:38:26,143 --> 00:38:27,433
What do you mean?

742
00:38:27,434 --> 00:38:30,100
What are you doin'
readin' a comic book?

743
00:38:30,101 --> 00:38:31,433
He said we could bring
anything we wanted.

744
00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:33,101
I brought a comic book.
I like comic books.

745
00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:34,809
All right. Knock it off.

746
00:38:34,810 --> 00:38:37,143
You're here for education, not to read
comic books. You're embarrassing me, boy.

747
00:38:37,144 --> 00:38:38,434
Jesus!
That's stupid.

748
00:38:38,435 --> 00:38:40,476
You could've got
something else at the P.X.

749
00:38:40,477 --> 00:38:43,101
Yeah, like Batman or Superman…
True that, man.

750
00:38:43,102 --> 00:38:44,603
Come on, shut up!
…or Spider-Man.

751
00:38:45,311 --> 00:38:47,185
- Oh, God.
- They scare me.

752
00:38:47,186 --> 00:38:50,310
Bunch of hyenas.

753
00:38:50,311 --> 00:38:51,978
What's the book
you got, Mr. Rago?

754
00:38:53,019 --> 00:38:54,769
This?
Yeah.

755
00:38:55,145 --> 00:38:56,478
This is called Hamlet.

756
00:38:56,479 --> 00:38:59,353
Hamlet. Yo, that's about
a little-bitty pig, right?

757
00:38:59,354 --> 00:39:02,186
No, it ain't about
a little-bitty pig.

758
00:39:02,187 --> 00:39:03,812
What's it about, Billy boy?

759
00:39:05,020 --> 00:39:07,146
It's about

760
00:39:07,147 --> 00:39:11,854
sex, murder, incest, insanity.

761
00:39:11,855 --> 00:39:13,146
Ooh!

762
00:39:13,147 --> 00:39:15,229
Shoot. Beats the hell out of
this garbage I'm readin'.

763
00:39:15,230 --> 00:39:16,812
Guns.

764
00:39:16,813 --> 00:39:18,104
Sure does.

765
00:39:18,105 --> 00:39:21,147
Pretty much beats the heck
out of any book ever written.

766
00:39:21,148 --> 00:39:22,148
- All right, Leroy.
- Yeah?

767
00:39:22,149 --> 00:39:23,313
What are you readin'?

768
00:39:23,314 --> 00:39:26,564
Uh, Sports Illustrated.
"Faces in the Crowd" section.

769
00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:29,021
You know, why don't you tell
us more about your book?

770
00:39:29,022 --> 00:39:30,230
Sounds more interesting.

771
00:39:30,231 --> 00:39:32,356
Yeah, who wrote it?

772
00:39:32,357 --> 00:39:34,523
Well, it was written
by William Shakespeare.

773
00:39:34,524 --> 00:39:36,565
You guys ever hear
of Shakespeare?

774
00:39:36,566 --> 00:39:39,356
Yeah, I heard of him. That guy's
in Central Park every summer.

775
00:39:39,357 --> 00:39:41,398
Damn. The dude must've
got mugged a lot.

776
00:39:41,399 --> 00:39:44,357
He's been dead
for almost 400 years.

777
00:39:44,358 --> 00:39:45,524
You see that? They killed him.
Yeah.

778
00:39:45,525 --> 00:39:48,190
They killed him. New Yorkers.
Yeah.

779
00:39:48,191 --> 00:39:49,899
He wrote plays.

780
00:39:52,150 --> 00:39:53,524
Plays.

781
00:39:53,525 --> 00:39:56,025
You know,
like TV without the box.

782
00:39:57,067 --> 00:39:59,191
Mmm.
Ah.

783
00:39:59,192 --> 00:40:02,900
They didn't have any TVs
back then, or movies.

784
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:05,525
Or that many books, even.

785
00:40:05,526 --> 00:40:08,484
So everybody went
to the theater. Everybody.

786
00:40:08,485 --> 00:40:11,901
Kings, queens, right down
to the working stiffs.

787
00:40:12,610 --> 00:40:14,276
Hey, so, why don't you
read us some of that?

788
00:40:14,277 --> 00:40:16,234
Skip to the page
with some incest

789
00:40:16,235 --> 00:40:17,902
so we can make Haywood
feel at home.

790
00:40:18,403 --> 00:40:20,901
Sooey!

791
00:40:20,902 --> 00:40:23,776
No, you… You guys don't
want to hear about Hamlet.

792
00:40:23,777 --> 00:40:27,402
What? What? What? I guess
we're not smart enough, huh?

793
00:40:27,403 --> 00:40:29,444
No, no, no, no, no.
It's just very…

794
00:40:29,445 --> 00:40:31,111
- I don't know, it's…
- Here we go.

795
00:40:31,112 --> 00:40:33,027
What, what? It's just what?

796
00:40:33,028 --> 00:40:34,278
It's complicated.

797
00:40:34,279 --> 00:40:37,070
So? We're here.
We're listenin'.

798
00:40:45,155 --> 00:40:46,779
Sit down.

799
00:40:51,238 --> 00:40:52,947
Okay, okay.

800
00:40:53,656 --> 00:40:56,114
All right,
here's the deal. Um…

801
00:40:59,281 --> 00:41:00,947
Hamlet is, uh…

802
00:41:03,989 --> 00:41:05,781
Uh, he's a prince.

803
00:41:06,115 --> 00:41:08,489
All right? And, uh…

804
00:41:08,490 --> 00:41:11,614
- And he's away at college.
- Ah, rich kid.

805
00:41:11,615 --> 00:41:14,656
Right? And he… He gets
word that his father died.

806
00:41:14,657 --> 00:41:17,615
Oh, no, Davis, please, don't
start cryin', please.

807
00:41:17,616 --> 00:41:19,990
Leave me alone, Benitez!

808
00:41:19,991 --> 00:41:20,741
Forget about it.

809
00:41:20,742 --> 00:41:22,991
Benitez, shut up, all right?

810
00:41:23,949 --> 00:41:24,949
Chill.

811
00:41:25,158 --> 00:41:26,824
Go ahead.

812
00:41:27,783 --> 00:41:32,449
All right, so he comes home
from college for the funeral.

813
00:41:32,450 --> 00:41:36,491
And when he gets back,
everything's fishy. All right?

814
00:41:36,492 --> 00:41:38,491
I mean, you ever hear
of the term,

815
00:41:38,492 --> 00:41:41,617
"Something is rotten
in the state of Denmark?"

816
00:41:41,618 --> 00:41:44,992
No, but in Apartment 3C,
my building, Ms. Leary,

817
00:41:44,993 --> 00:41:48,325
every Thursday, she always cooks
the corned beef and cabbage.

818
00:41:48,326 --> 00:41:49,659
Mmm-hmm.
I tell you,

819
00:41:49,660 --> 00:41:53,493
something sure does smell rotten
in the state of New York.

820
00:41:53,494 --> 00:41:55,493
All right. It's the same kind of thing.
Oh, man.

821
00:41:55,494 --> 00:41:57,368
That was dumb.
That was real dumb.

822
00:41:57,369 --> 00:41:58,702
Leave him alone, man.

823
00:41:58,703 --> 00:42:02,368
All right. So, anyway, he gets
back and he's in mourning.

824
00:42:02,369 --> 00:42:05,369
And less than a month goes by,

825
00:42:05,370 --> 00:42:08,120
and his mother gets remarried.

826
00:42:08,328 --> 00:42:10,077
Damn.

827
00:42:10,078 --> 00:42:11,202
To his uncle.

828
00:42:11,203 --> 00:42:12,411
What?
Uncle?

829
00:42:12,412 --> 00:42:14,828
That's the incest part, okay?

830
00:42:14,829 --> 00:42:17,704
So now, Hamlet spends the rest
of the play trying to decide

831
00:42:17,705 --> 00:42:22,370
whether he's got the guts to
go after his uncle, the king,

832
00:42:22,371 --> 00:42:23,704
and avenge his father's death,

833
00:42:23,705 --> 00:42:27,413
or if he wants to just
go with the flow

834
00:42:27,414 --> 00:42:29,037
and do what his mother
is tellin' him to do.

835
00:42:29,038 --> 00:42:31,746
Oh, no. Don't go out like
that, Hamlet. Uh-uh.

836
00:42:31,747 --> 00:42:35,080
So, well, where I am in the play…

837
00:42:36,706 --> 00:42:38,581
He's with his mother
and the king,

838
00:42:38,582 --> 00:42:41,164
and she's trying
to cheer him up.

839
00:42:41,165 --> 00:42:42,998
And she says,

840
00:42:43,498 --> 00:42:46,539
"Good Hamlet,
cast thy nighted color off,

841
00:42:46,540 --> 00:42:49,455
"And let thine eye
look like a friend on Denmark.

842
00:42:49,456 --> 00:42:51,665
"Do not forever
with thy vailed lids

843
00:42:51,666 --> 00:42:55,248
"Seek for thy noble father
in the dust."

844
00:42:55,249 --> 00:42:56,373
What? Huh?

845
00:42:56,374 --> 00:42:58,290
Hey, you want to lay
that down one more time?

846
00:42:58,291 --> 00:42:59,498
Yeah, please.

847
00:42:59,499 --> 00:43:01,583
Well, it's…
It's really easy.

848
00:43:01,584 --> 00:43:05,082
You just gotta listen to it,
all right?

849
00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:09,958
"Cast thy nighted color off." Well,
what color do we wear at a funeral?

850
00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:11,208
Black.

851
00:43:11,458 --> 00:43:13,208
Black!

852
00:43:13,209 --> 00:43:14,500
A nighted color.

853
00:43:14,501 --> 00:43:16,750
She's tellin' him not to wear
black, to stop mourning.

854
00:43:16,751 --> 00:43:18,417
- Right. Right.
- Right?

855
00:43:18,418 --> 00:43:19,667
Uh…

856
00:43:19,668 --> 00:43:23,083
It says, "Let thine eye look
like a friend on Denmark."

857
00:43:23,084 --> 00:43:26,751
Which means she's sayin' don't
glare at me as though you hate me.

858
00:43:26,752 --> 00:43:29,917
Why should he? His father's
body's not even cold yet

859
00:43:29,918 --> 00:43:32,334
and she's given
the punani to Uncle Joe.

860
00:43:32,335 --> 00:43:33,751
Right, right.

861
00:43:33,752 --> 00:43:36,961
Something like that.
Only it's Uncle Claudius.

862
00:43:37,378 --> 00:43:38,752
What the hell is a punani?

863
00:43:38,753 --> 00:43:40,960
Cave boy never heard of punani!

864
00:43:40,961 --> 00:43:43,960
Hey, Mr. Bill, when my
daddy split on my mama,

865
00:43:43,961 --> 00:43:47,793
he moved in with, uh, with her sister,
who is, of course, my auntie.

866
00:43:47,794 --> 00:43:50,961
And I got a baby cousin
who's also my baby sister.

867
00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:53,962
That's sort of the same thing that
we're talking about, ain't it?

868
00:43:54,629 --> 00:43:56,628
Mel speaks.

869
00:43:58,504 --> 00:44:00,629
Glad to have you, Mel.

870
00:44:00,630 --> 00:44:02,462
All right, all right.
I got a question.

871
00:44:02,463 --> 00:44:03,629
Yes?

872
00:44:03,630 --> 00:44:06,795
Now, if "look like a friend"
means "don't hate me,"

873
00:44:06,796 --> 00:44:09,296
why don't she just say,
"Don't hate me?" Hoo-ah!

874
00:44:09,297 --> 00:44:10,671
Because it's poetry.

875
00:44:10,672 --> 00:44:13,422
Yeah, but it don't
even rhyme, yo.

876
00:44:13,423 --> 00:44:15,964
Yeah, but it's like,
you know, uh…

877
00:44:16,506 --> 00:44:17,672
It's language.

878
00:44:17,673 --> 00:44:22,006
It's trying to put things
together that evoke a…

879
00:44:22,339 --> 00:44:24,007
A certain…

880
00:44:24,549 --> 00:44:26,006
It sounds better.

881
00:44:26,007 --> 00:44:29,548
Uh, what do you mean? I mean, it
doesn't sound like anything to me.

882
00:44:29,549 --> 00:44:30,673
I… I don't get it.

883
00:44:30,674 --> 00:44:33,548
Yeah. Come on, Teach.
Teach us.

884
00:44:33,549 --> 00:44:37,174
It's… All right.
It's a simile.

885
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:38,507
A what?

886
00:44:38,508 --> 00:44:40,424
A simile. All right, here.

887
00:44:40,425 --> 00:44:41,923
- A simile.
- Yeah.

888
00:44:41,924 --> 00:44:43,757
That's easy. That's the
little yellow face with a smile on it.

889
00:44:43,758 --> 00:44:45,175
- I know that.
- No, it's not.

890
00:44:47,676 --> 00:44:50,050
"Simile."
"Simile."

891
00:44:51,384 --> 00:44:55,383
It's, uh,
when you take two things

892
00:44:55,384 --> 00:44:59,177
that, um, don't seem alike,

893
00:45:00,343 --> 00:45:02,342
but in a way, they are.

894
00:45:02,343 --> 00:45:03,343
Huh?
Hmm?

895
00:45:04,926 --> 00:45:08,218
All right. All right, we're
lookin' for a simile. Haywood.

896
00:45:08,427 --> 00:45:10,051
Um…

897
00:45:10,386 --> 00:45:12,052
You're, uh…

898
00:45:12,469 --> 00:45:15,052
You're workin' in
the mill and, uh,

899
00:45:15,886 --> 00:45:17,885
you come home,
or you're on your way home.

900
00:45:17,886 --> 00:45:19,926
You go to a bar,
you stop for a brew.

901
00:45:19,927 --> 00:45:22,720
And in the bar, down at the end
of the bar is a beautiful woman.

902
00:45:22,721 --> 00:45:25,136
And she winks at you.

903
00:45:25,137 --> 00:45:29,095
All right? You go to her, like…
Fill in the blank.

904
00:45:32,429 --> 00:45:33,595
I don't know.

905
00:45:33,596 --> 00:45:35,263
Like a rooster with an itch!

906
00:45:37,555 --> 00:45:39,928
Like a rooster with an itch.

907
00:45:39,929 --> 00:45:43,887
Way to go, Davis. You gotta
love those barnyard similes.

908
00:45:43,888 --> 00:45:45,763
All right, that was a simile.
Way to go.

909
00:45:45,764 --> 00:45:49,097
Now, here's somethin'
else, a metaphor.

910
00:45:49,347 --> 00:45:50,804
All men are…

911
00:45:50,805 --> 00:45:52,929
Dogs.
Dogs.

912
00:45:52,930 --> 00:45:54,804
- Oh.
- Okay, you got it?

913
00:45:54,805 --> 00:45:56,929
Simile, "Like dogs."

914
00:45:56,930 --> 00:46:02,264
Well, here's metaphor.
We just plain are dogs.

915
00:46:02,265 --> 00:46:07,098
Okay? All right. Now, this is a good
one here. All right, let's see.

916
00:46:10,433 --> 00:46:11,765
"Oxymoron."

917
00:46:11,766 --> 00:46:13,640
Hey, hold up, hold up,
hold up, hold up.

918
00:46:13,641 --> 00:46:14,806
You can't do that.
That is a diss.

919
00:46:14,807 --> 00:46:17,098
I ain't no ox-moron.
All right?

920
00:46:17,099 --> 00:46:21,807
No, no, no, no. Not ox-moron, schmuck.
Oxymoron.

921
00:46:21,808 --> 00:46:25,099
It's when you take two words
that are totally the opposite,

922
00:46:25,100 --> 00:46:30,434
and you jam 'em together. All right?
Like, uh, "Military intelligence."

923
00:46:31,517 --> 00:46:33,185
"Dark victory."

924
00:46:33,643 --> 00:46:35,435
"Thunderous silence."

925
00:46:38,518 --> 00:46:39,476
Hmm?

926
00:46:42,351 --> 00:46:43,684
"Girly man."

927
00:46:43,685 --> 00:46:45,851
He's talkin' about you, Benitez.

928
00:46:45,852 --> 00:46:48,185
- All right. Okay, so…
- You're killin' me.

929
00:46:48,186 --> 00:46:52,809
Let's end the class with, uh, an
oxymoron from Shakespeare himself.

930
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:55,685
"Parting is such
sweet sorrow."

931
00:46:55,686 --> 00:46:57,437
If you say so!

932
00:46:58,103 --> 00:47:00,477
- Take it easy, Billy boy.
- Fall in outside.

933
00:47:00,478 --> 00:47:01,769
Two times.

934
00:47:01,770 --> 00:47:03,644
Thanks, Mr. Bill.
See you tomorrow.

935
00:47:03,645 --> 00:47:05,187
Hoo-ah.

936
00:47:05,853 --> 00:47:08,811
Thanks, Mr. Rago.
That was neat.

937
00:47:08,812 --> 00:47:11,229
Take care, Bill.
Take it easy, Rocko.

938
00:47:25,689 --> 00:47:27,522
I'm teachin' Shakespeare.

939
00:47:32,939 --> 00:47:36,231
That is, uh, "Parting
is such sweet sorrow."

940
00:47:37,856 --> 00:47:40,356
All right. All right.

941
00:47:46,815 --> 00:47:49,232
Readin' Hamlet to the Double-Ds.

942
00:47:50,774 --> 00:47:51,898
Come on!

943
00:47:51,899 --> 00:47:53,607
I've been waitin' for this!

944
00:47:56,734 --> 00:47:58,566
Beat him down!
Let's go!

945
00:47:58,567 --> 00:47:59,649
Kick his ass!

946
00:47:59,650 --> 00:48:01,233
Come on!

947
00:48:08,610 --> 00:48:10,234
Hey! Hey!
Huh?

948
00:48:11,901 --> 00:48:13,401
You must be Bill.

949
00:48:14,735 --> 00:48:15,983
Yeah, that's me.

950
00:48:15,984 --> 00:48:17,734
Yeah. You don't seem to
mind them calling you that.

951
00:48:17,735 --> 00:48:19,402
Okay if I do the same, Bill?

952
00:48:19,818 --> 00:48:21,026
No problem.

953
00:48:21,027 --> 00:48:23,067
Listen, Bill, I'd appreciate
it if you'd employ

954
00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:25,651
a bit more discipline
in your classroom.

955
00:48:25,652 --> 00:48:26,817
Would that be too much to ask?

956
00:48:26,818 --> 00:48:29,736
I mean, this isn't Harvard
Yard here. This is a…

957
00:48:29,737 --> 00:48:31,570
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Lou, take it easy here.

958
00:48:31,944 --> 00:48:34,777
Who the fuck is Lou?

959
00:48:34,778 --> 00:48:37,110
What's your problem?
I'm just walkin' here.

960
00:48:37,111 --> 00:48:39,943
You got a bug up your ass or something?
You know what I think, Bill?

961
00:48:39,944 --> 00:48:41,944
I think your whole class thing
is a bunch of bullshit.

962
00:48:41,945 --> 00:48:43,944
I think you're wastin' my time.

963
00:48:43,945 --> 00:48:45,111
Your time?
That's right.

964
00:48:45,112 --> 00:48:47,653
It's their class. I don't
see you in the class,

965
00:48:47,654 --> 00:48:48,778
so lighten up, will you?

966
00:48:48,779 --> 00:48:50,986
Their time is my time, Bill.

967
00:48:50,987 --> 00:48:53,987
Now, I have exactly 54 days
to teach these young kids

968
00:48:53,988 --> 00:48:55,904
what it takes to save
lives in combat.

969
00:48:55,905 --> 00:48:57,904
In combat, Bill!

970
00:48:57,905 --> 00:48:59,945
Now, I don't think
they're gonna learn that

971
00:48:59,946 --> 00:49:01,862
writing a bunch of
touchy-feely little papers

972
00:49:01,863 --> 00:49:03,112
for the English
teacher. No.

973
00:49:03,113 --> 00:49:05,448
They're gonna learn that
out here with me!

974
00:49:06,656 --> 00:49:08,739
I'm gonna be certain of that.

975
00:49:08,740 --> 00:49:10,821
Now, that's my mission, Bill.

976
00:49:10,822 --> 00:49:12,615
And I can handle it,
'cause it's my job.

977
00:49:14,323 --> 00:49:16,989
Yeah, well, you do your job
and I'll do mine, all right?

978
00:49:16,990 --> 00:49:18,822
Yeah. You know what the
difference here, Bill, is?

979
00:49:18,823 --> 00:49:20,616
I care about what I do.

980
00:49:29,824 --> 00:49:30,824
Do him, Haywood!

981
00:49:36,991 --> 00:49:40,116
Lady and gentlemen,
it's show time!

982
00:49:40,117 --> 00:49:42,866
Oh, Showtime at the Apollo.

983
00:49:42,867 --> 00:49:43,908
What's this?

984
00:49:43,909 --> 00:49:45,991
This is Hamlet.

985
00:49:45,992 --> 00:49:48,200
I figured that since
we have to do something,

986
00:49:48,201 --> 00:49:50,658
we might as well
do something that I love…

987
00:49:50,659 --> 00:49:52,034
Hoo-ah!

988
00:49:52,035 --> 00:49:55,367
…and that you showed a little
bit of interest in. So here.

989
00:49:55,368 --> 00:49:57,743
Uh, put your desks in a
circle facing each other.

990
00:49:57,744 --> 00:49:59,410
Hoo-ah.

991
00:50:01,910 --> 00:50:03,536
You mean you want us
to read this stuff?

992
00:50:04,077 --> 00:50:07,035
Yeah, Benitez,
even you can do it.

993
00:50:07,036 --> 00:50:09,993
Plus, it cost me nine bucks
to run those things off.

994
00:50:09,994 --> 00:50:12,243
All right, Billy boy,
it says here,

995
00:50:12,244 --> 00:50:15,579
"Show me the steep
and thorny way to heaven…"

996
00:50:15,995 --> 00:50:18,119
Uh, "While-es, willis,

997
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:22,370
"like a puff-ed and reckless
liber-tin-ay…"

998
00:50:22,704 --> 00:50:24,077
"Libertine."

999
00:50:24,078 --> 00:50:26,746
"Libertine." Hey, yo. You gonna
come translate this for us?

1000
00:50:26,747 --> 00:50:28,579
Why? It's in English.

1001
00:50:28,580 --> 00:50:29,870
Uh-uh.

1002
00:50:29,871 --> 00:50:33,413
Now, Roosevelt Hobbs,
you be Hamlet.

1003
00:50:33,705 --> 00:50:35,037
All right.

1004
00:50:35,038 --> 00:50:37,912
Benitez, you're gonna be
Hamlet's best friend, Horatio.

1005
00:50:37,913 --> 00:50:39,205
That's cool, bro.

1006
00:50:39,206 --> 00:50:41,996
Okay, Miranda Myers, you
will be Hamlet's girlfriend,

1007
00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:43,246
the fair Ophelia.

1008
00:50:43,247 --> 00:50:44,247
Hey, she ain't exactly fair.

1009
00:50:44,248 --> 00:50:47,414
- Quiet. Melvin.
- Mighty fair to me.

1010
00:50:47,914 --> 00:50:50,122
Melvin! Mel.

1011
00:50:50,123 --> 00:50:52,080
Melvin, when you wake up…

1012
00:50:52,081 --> 00:50:54,955
…you will be Polonius,
Ophelia's father.

1013
00:50:54,956 --> 00:50:56,122
Leroy.
Hmm.

1014
00:50:56,123 --> 00:50:58,623
You'll be Ophelia's
brother, Laertes.

1015
00:50:58,624 --> 00:50:59,830
Right. Gotcha.

1016
00:50:59,831 --> 00:51:01,831
Montgomery, you're the ghost.

1017
00:51:01,832 --> 00:51:03,790
The who?
The ghost.

1018
00:51:05,291 --> 00:51:07,123
You're the ghost in the hood.

1019
00:51:07,124 --> 00:51:10,541
"Ghost in the hood."

1020
00:51:12,957 --> 00:51:14,417
Haywood,

1021
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,459
you're the king.

1022
00:51:16,917 --> 00:51:18,291
Thank you, Bill.

1023
00:51:18,292 --> 00:51:20,249
Damn, I should
have been the king.

1024
00:51:20,250 --> 00:51:23,832
Davis, you will be Queen
Gertrude, Hamlet's mother.

1025
00:51:26,126 --> 00:51:28,459
Sir, isn't that a woman's part?

1026
00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:31,792
Alas, Private Davis, we have
but one woman in our class.

1027
00:51:31,793 --> 00:51:33,042
One.
So…

1028
00:51:33,043 --> 00:51:36,792
But, sir, I'd really prefer
another part.

1029
00:51:36,793 --> 00:51:38,043
Relax, Davis.

1030
00:51:38,044 --> 00:51:41,001
You'll be reassured to know
that in Shakespeare's day,

1031
00:51:41,002 --> 00:51:42,627
all the parts
were played by men.

1032
00:51:42,628 --> 00:51:43,793
What?

1033
00:51:43,794 --> 00:51:44,753
- Yeah. Yeah. That's right.
- Wait a minute.

1034
00:51:44,754 --> 00:51:46,834
Romeo and Juliet
were a couple of guys?

1035
00:51:46,835 --> 00:51:48,168
Correctamundo.

1036
00:51:48,169 --> 00:51:50,002
Bill, you know as well as I do

1037
00:51:50,003 --> 00:51:52,127
a guy playing a girl
is plain filthy!

1038
00:51:52,128 --> 00:51:54,629
Especially if it's gonna
be my wife.

1039
00:51:54,961 --> 00:51:56,127
That's your woman.

1040
00:51:56,128 --> 00:51:58,794
That's your woman. HAYWOOD:
Will you shut up, Leroy?

1041
00:51:58,795 --> 00:52:00,837
"Oh, they say, Jove laughs.

1042
00:52:02,713 --> 00:52:03,837
"O gentle Romeo,

1043
00:52:04,879 --> 00:52:07,837
"If thou dost love,
pronounce it faithfully.

1044
00:52:09,171 --> 00:52:12,129
"Or if thou think'st
I am too quickly won,

1045
00:52:12,130 --> 00:52:16,547
"I'll frown and be perverse
and say thee nay,

1046
00:52:17,005 --> 00:52:18,797
"So thou wilt woo.

1047
00:52:22,005 --> 00:52:25,339
"In truth, fair Montague,
I am too fond,

1048
00:52:25,340 --> 00:52:28,839
"And therefore thou mayst
think my behavior light.

1049
00:52:30,048 --> 00:52:33,214
"But trust me, gentleman,
I'll prove more true

1050
00:52:33,215 --> 00:52:36,674
"Than those that have
more cunning to be strange."

1051
00:52:38,758 --> 00:52:40,006
Hmm.

1052
00:52:40,007 --> 00:52:42,465
"I should have been
more strange,

1053
00:52:42,466 --> 00:52:45,882
"I should have been more
strange, I must confess,

1054
00:52:46,716 --> 00:52:49,924
"But that thou over-heard'st,
ere I was 'ware,

1055
00:52:49,925 --> 00:52:51,132
"My true love's passion.

1056
00:52:51,133 --> 00:52:53,049
"Therefore pardon me,

1057
00:52:53,050 --> 00:52:56,592
"And not impute this
yielding to light love,

1058
00:52:57,258 --> 00:53:00,551
"Which the dark night
hath so discovered."

1059
00:53:02,301 --> 00:53:05,883
You know, that shade of blue
really brings out your eyes.

1060
00:53:08,009 --> 00:53:09,050
See?

1061
00:53:09,051 --> 00:53:10,217
Hoo-ah.

1062
00:53:10,218 --> 00:53:12,594
No problem. All right.

1063
00:53:16,385 --> 00:53:19,594
All right,
let's go, ladies. Come on.

1064
00:53:20,344 --> 00:53:23,595
That's it, baby Huey.
Come on, now! Move it!

1065
00:53:24,303 --> 00:53:28,803
"Do not saw the air too much
with your hand thus…"

1066
00:53:36,304 --> 00:53:38,428
No, no, no, no, no.
Give me that.

1067
00:53:38,429 --> 00:53:40,595
You step in, and then step
in with the right foot.

1068
00:53:40,596 --> 00:53:43,345
Step in with the right foot.
All right, Drill Sergeant.

1069
00:53:43,346 --> 00:53:46,970
So what Hamlet's father,
the ghost, is tellin' him,

1070
00:53:46,971 --> 00:53:49,429
that because he was killed,

1071
00:53:49,430 --> 00:53:53,722
poisoned in his sleep
in the afternoon,

1072
00:53:54,263 --> 00:53:56,764
with his sins still on his soul,

1073
00:53:58,306 --> 00:54:01,598
that he can't get a pass
straight to heaven.

1074
00:54:02,014 --> 00:54:04,430
He's stuck in purgatory.

1075
00:54:04,431 --> 00:54:09,013
All right, soldiers. Close your eyes
and break the seal on the mask.

1076
00:54:09,014 --> 00:54:11,348
Do it!
Keep your mouth closed,

1077
00:54:11,349 --> 00:54:14,306
and do not inhale the gas
under any circumstances.

1078
00:54:14,307 --> 00:54:16,973
Drill Sergeant.
Too easy, Drill Sergeant!

1079
00:54:24,683 --> 00:54:28,307
All right, good, good, Melvin. See
how good it is when you stay awake?

1080
00:54:28,308 --> 00:54:30,349
Hamlet's confronted his mother,

1081
00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:32,849
and she knows
deep down in her soul

1082
00:54:32,850 --> 00:54:37,141
she's gonna have these
stains forever on her soul.

1083
00:54:37,142 --> 00:54:40,350
That's deep, man,
stain on her soul.

1084
00:54:40,351 --> 00:54:42,974
Way deep. Right?
Mmm-hmm.

1085
00:54:51,018 --> 00:54:51,976
Queen Gertrude.

1086
00:54:54,518 --> 00:54:57,894
Yeah. Yeah. Too
easy, Hobbs, huh?

1087
00:54:59,353 --> 00:55:05,019
"Neither a borrower
nor a lender be…

1088
00:55:05,936 --> 00:55:07,019
"Before…"

1089
00:55:07,895 --> 00:55:09,061
No.

1090
00:55:09,062 --> 00:55:12,020
"For loan oft loses both

1091
00:55:13,020 --> 00:55:15,020
"itself and friend.

1092
00:55:15,229 --> 00:55:16,978
"And borrowing

1093
00:55:18,020 --> 00:55:19,979
"dulls the edge of husbandry.

1094
00:55:21,146 --> 00:55:23,354
"This above all,

1095
00:55:23,355 --> 00:55:26,562
"to thine own self be true."

1096
00:55:26,563 --> 00:55:28,729
Melvin, all right.
Melvin, stop.

1097
00:55:28,730 --> 00:55:31,312
You can say the rest when
you come out of the coma.

1098
00:55:31,313 --> 00:55:34,104
Sit down. Look, look.
You gotta…

1099
00:55:34,105 --> 00:55:37,104
You gotta say it
to a beat, you know?

1100
00:55:37,105 --> 00:55:38,271
Uh, does anybody play the drums?

1101
00:55:38,272 --> 00:55:39,773
Hoo-ah.

1102
00:55:40,189 --> 00:55:41,396
Both of you?

1103
00:55:41,397 --> 00:55:44,105
All right then. Whack
this out on the desk.

1104
00:55:51,565 --> 00:55:53,564
Come on, Haywood,
get with it. Let's go.

1105
00:55:53,565 --> 00:55:55,981
Give him time, give him time.
He's a white boy.

1106
00:55:59,566 --> 00:56:03,232
So you say the lines to the beat.
And you… You hear it?

1107
00:56:04,566 --> 00:56:06,232
Do I hear 'em
bangin' on the desk?

1108
00:56:06,233 --> 00:56:10,149
No, this, fool!

1109
00:56:10,150 --> 00:56:11,942
"This above…" Get up.

1110
00:56:12,609 --> 00:56:15,399
"This above all, to thine
own self be true." Say it.

1111
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:17,775
"This above all,
to thine own self be true."

1112
00:56:17,776 --> 00:56:20,609
"This above all,
to thine own self be true.

1113
00:56:20,610 --> 00:56:23,484
"This above all,
to thine own self be true.

1114
00:56:23,485 --> 00:56:26,442
"This above all,
to thine own self be true.

1115
00:56:26,443 --> 00:56:28,651
"This above all,
to thine own self be true.

1116
00:56:28,652 --> 00:56:31,777
"This above all, to thine own
self be true." Come on, Mel!

1117
00:56:31,778 --> 00:56:34,652
"This above all, to thine own
self be true." Come on, Mel!

1118
00:56:34,653 --> 00:56:36,859
"This above all, to thine own
self be true." Go, Mel, go!

1119
00:56:36,860 --> 00:56:40,443
"This above all, to thine own
self be true." BILL: You got it!

1120
00:56:40,444 --> 00:56:42,653
"This above all,
to thine own self be true."

1121
00:56:42,654 --> 00:56:46,402
Way to go, Mel!
Give me five! Mel Melvin!

1122
00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:48,402
Yeehaw!

1123
00:57:12,030 --> 00:57:13,321
That's cruel.

1124
00:57:13,322 --> 00:57:15,196
- Whoo!
- Damn, Haywood!

1125
00:57:26,490 --> 00:57:29,365
Damn. Davis is thinking
about his daddy again.

1126
00:57:29,366 --> 00:57:30,782
I'll cheer him up.
Play along.

1127
00:57:30,783 --> 00:57:34,032
Hey, Davis, you should've
seen me in there.

1128
00:57:34,699 --> 00:57:37,198
"Never got
me down, Ray. Ya hear me?

1129
00:57:37,199 --> 00:57:38,365
"Never got me down, Ray."

1130
00:57:38,366 --> 00:57:39,448
Who's that?

1131
00:57:39,449 --> 00:57:41,158
Jake LaMotta.

1132
00:57:42,033 --> 00:57:42,950
Who?

1133
00:57:42,951 --> 00:57:45,366
You never seen
the movie Raging Bull?

1134
00:57:45,367 --> 00:57:46,699
No, I missed that.
You crazy?

1135
00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:49,907
Hey, Larry!
Who's an animal, Larry, huh?

1136
00:57:49,908 --> 00:57:53,367
Your mother's an animal! I'm gonna
eat your dog for breakfast, Larry!

1137
00:57:53,368 --> 00:57:54,991
Ya hear me, Larry?
You're an animal.

1138
00:57:54,992 --> 00:57:57,533
What? I'm an animal? What, are you crazy?
I'm an animal?

1139
00:57:57,534 --> 00:58:00,533
Huh? I'm not an animal!
I'm not an animal!

1140
00:58:00,534 --> 00:58:03,367
Stop! Stop!
Please stop. Stop.

1141
00:58:03,368 --> 00:58:05,368
Okay. Okay.

1142
00:58:05,369 --> 00:58:06,534
Thank you.

1143
00:58:06,535 --> 00:58:08,201
All right, I got mail call!

1144
00:58:11,535 --> 00:58:13,868
All right. We got Abney.

1145
00:58:14,619 --> 00:58:16,245
We got Anderson.
Right here.

1146
00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:18,411
- Judd.
- Judd!

1147
00:58:18,412 --> 00:58:19,577
Whoa!

1148
00:58:19,578 --> 00:58:21,410
- Bonner.
- Hoo-ah!

1149
00:58:21,411 --> 00:58:22,619
Byrd.

1150
00:58:22,620 --> 00:58:24,577
Look out!
Montgomery.

1151
00:58:24,578 --> 00:58:27,370
Oh, man!
Montgomery.

1152
00:58:27,371 --> 00:58:29,079
Montgomery.

1153
00:58:29,412 --> 00:58:30,246
Montgomery.

1154
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:32,204
Ahhh!

1155
00:58:32,537 --> 00:58:34,078
Hey, give me that.

1156
00:58:34,079 --> 00:58:35,536
Albrecht.

1157
00:58:35,537 --> 00:58:37,578
See that, baby? See that?
Get on out. Yeah.

1158
00:58:37,579 --> 00:58:40,246
We got Melvin. Melvin!

1159
00:58:40,247 --> 00:58:41,621
Melvin!

1160
00:58:41,622 --> 00:58:44,412
- Melvin!
- Anybody home?

1161
00:58:44,413 --> 00:58:46,287
Ho!

1162
00:58:46,288 --> 00:58:48,913
We got Ben.
We got Bartol.

1163
00:58:49,580 --> 00:58:52,538
- And we got Scott!
- Right here!

1164
00:58:52,539 --> 00:58:54,413
That's it, fellas.

1165
00:58:54,414 --> 00:58:55,956
Sorry, man.

1166
00:58:57,665 --> 00:58:59,580
Davis ain't gettin'
no letter, Junior?

1167
00:58:59,581 --> 00:59:01,497
Look, I got one.

1168
00:59:01,498 --> 00:59:02,997
From who?
From my brother.

1169
00:59:02,998 --> 00:59:05,665
Damn, I ain't got a letter yet, Mel.
You gotta read that one to me.

1170
00:59:05,666 --> 00:59:07,373
Has anybody seen my green socks?

1171
00:59:07,374 --> 00:59:08,665
We all got green socks.

1172
00:59:08,666 --> 00:59:10,914
Let's see what he has to say.

1173
00:59:10,915 --> 00:59:14,958
"How ya doin', how ya'
doin', how ya doin'…"

1174
00:59:15,291 --> 00:59:16,749
Let's see, uh…

1175
00:59:16,750 --> 00:59:20,457
Oh, listen. "Dad put new
Holleys on the Camaro

1176
00:59:20,458 --> 00:59:23,999
"so he could race it up
at the speedway.

1177
00:59:24,667 --> 00:59:27,959
"It was runnin'
like greased owl shit."

1178
00:59:28,501 --> 00:59:31,000
Hey, that's a simile, Mel.

1179
00:59:31,668 --> 00:59:33,625
Yeah, that is a simile,
ain't it?

1180
00:59:33,626 --> 00:59:35,792
Damn right.

1181
00:59:35,793 --> 00:59:40,709
Let's see. "Then Toby drove
it last week and threw a rod,

1182
00:59:40,710 --> 00:59:44,335
"and Dad got mad and
threw him down the stairs."

1183
00:59:48,502 --> 00:59:50,294
This ain't my real dad.
It's my stepdad.

1184
00:59:52,670 --> 00:59:56,710
"Things are sure different now
that you're in the Marines."

1185
00:59:56,711 --> 00:59:58,669
Marines?
Well, he's 12.

1186
00:59:58,670 --> 01:00:00,377
He gets 'em mixed up, you know.

1187
01:00:00,378 --> 01:00:01,337
Ah.

1188
01:00:02,671 --> 01:00:05,002
"Dad don't have you
around anymore,

1189
01:00:05,003 --> 01:00:08,837
"so I guess he's startin' in
on his real kids."

1190
01:00:12,838 --> 01:00:16,338
Mel, what kind of Camaro
has he got, a Z-28?

1191
01:00:19,505 --> 01:00:21,338
Mel, you okay, Mel?

1192
01:00:24,256 --> 01:00:25,214
Mel?

1193
01:00:26,130 --> 01:00:29,256
I ain't never gonna hit my kids.

1194
01:00:33,756 --> 01:00:35,755
Oh, don't start
sleepin' again, Mel.

1195
01:00:35,756 --> 01:00:37,589
You know it ain't
gonna solve nothin'.

1196
01:00:54,424 --> 01:00:55,840
Oh! Oh, jeez!

1197
01:00:55,841 --> 01:00:57,674
What's the matter, heart attack?

1198
01:00:57,675 --> 01:00:59,382
It's the food, I'm tellin' you.

1199
01:00:59,383 --> 01:01:00,342
Oh, Jesus!

1200
01:01:01,550 --> 01:01:02,800
Junior, where you goin'?

1201
01:01:02,801 --> 01:01:06,259
I gotta go back!
We're gonna be late! Junior!

1202
01:01:09,634 --> 01:01:11,049
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
No, no, no!

1203
01:01:11,050 --> 01:01:13,592
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Wait, wait, wait! What?

1204
01:01:13,593 --> 01:01:14,925
Come on, guys.
Oh, Jesus.

1205
01:01:14,926 --> 01:01:16,801
What's your freakin'
problem, Davis?

1206
01:01:16,802 --> 01:01:19,300
My bag!
My daddy's bracelet!

1207
01:01:19,301 --> 01:01:20,467
His what?

1208
01:01:20,468 --> 01:01:22,634
It's a Montagnard bracelet.
He got it in Vietnam.

1209
01:01:22,635 --> 01:01:23,802
He wore a bracelet?

1210
01:01:23,803 --> 01:01:25,760
Lots of soldiers
wore 'em over there.

1211
01:01:25,761 --> 01:01:26,843
I left it in my shirt pocket.

1212
01:01:26,844 --> 01:01:28,926
So good. Now it'll be clean.
Come on. Let's go.

1213
01:01:28,927 --> 01:01:30,968
Come on, man!
What if it gets lost?

1214
01:01:30,969 --> 01:01:34,261
Please, you gotta help me, man.
It's all I got.

1215
01:01:35,095 --> 01:01:37,927
We gotta get this to the
quartermaster's laundry on time.

1216
01:01:37,928 --> 01:01:39,636
I don't care what you gotta do.

1217
01:01:39,637 --> 01:01:41,719
Just look for
the bracelet, okay?

1218
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:42,761
All right.
What's his name?

1219
01:01:42,762 --> 01:01:44,969
His name is Brian Davis, Jr.

1220
01:01:44,970 --> 01:01:46,553
Come on, man.
This is stupid.

1221
01:01:46,554 --> 01:01:47,804
Shut up, you!

1222
01:01:47,805 --> 01:01:50,637
I kill you, you cockroach!
Shut up!

1223
01:01:50,638 --> 01:01:51,970
Now look.

1224
01:01:51,971 --> 01:01:54,720
I gotta touch the dirty clothes, man?
You kiddin' me.

1225
01:01:54,721 --> 01:01:56,512
Oh, shit.
Please, please.

1226
01:01:56,513 --> 01:01:58,638
Yes! Yes! Here it is.

1227
01:01:58,639 --> 01:02:00,805
Oh, man, thank you.
Thank you!

1228
01:02:00,806 --> 01:02:03,137
Prepare to uncover!

1229
01:02:03,138 --> 01:02:08,638
Ten, nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four, three, two, one!

1230
01:02:08,639 --> 01:02:10,806
Freeze! I said freeze!

1231
01:02:10,807 --> 01:02:13,138
What was that again?
What time is it?

1232
01:02:13,139 --> 01:02:17,472
Drill Sergeant! Breakfast
is at 0600, Drill Sergeant!

1233
01:02:17,473 --> 01:02:19,138
0600. That's correct.

1234
01:02:19,139 --> 01:02:22,973
Which, by my reckoning, has
come and gone, has it not?

1235
01:02:22,974 --> 01:02:25,014
Drill Sergeant!
Yes, Drill Sergeant!

1236
01:02:25,015 --> 01:02:27,848
Hi, Miranda. CASS: I don't know.
Maybe it's me this morning.

1237
01:02:27,849 --> 01:02:30,182
I just can't seem to hear ya.
I don't hear that…

1238
01:02:35,975 --> 01:02:39,475
Benitez! Davis!
Front and center!

1239
01:02:47,184 --> 01:02:49,183
You wouldn't happen to have
the time, would you, Private?

1240
01:02:49,184 --> 01:02:51,183
Sorry, Drill Sergeant. Slight problem
with the laundry, Drill Sergeant.

1241
01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:54,517
So does this building look like
a Denny's to you, New York?

1242
01:02:54,518 --> 01:02:55,684
Mmm-mmm.
Huh?

1243
01:02:55,685 --> 01:02:57,685
Show me where it says,
"Breakfast served anytime."

1244
01:02:57,686 --> 01:02:58,892
Um…

1245
01:02:58,893 --> 01:03:00,851
Get on down there
and push 10. Push 10!

1246
01:03:00,852 --> 01:03:02,434
Drill Sergeant, it was my
fault, Drill Sergeant!

1247
01:03:02,435 --> 01:03:05,142
Now, who was I talkin' to? Was I talkin'
to you? One, two, three, four…

1248
01:03:05,143 --> 01:03:08,101
Drill Sergeant, I asked him to
help me find my daddy's bracelet.

1249
01:03:08,102 --> 01:03:09,893
"My daddy. My daddy." My daddy
sent it home to me before…

1250
01:03:09,894 --> 01:03:10,977
Your daddy ain't here, son,

1251
01:03:10,978 --> 01:03:13,227
and your daddy can't help you!

1252
01:03:13,228 --> 01:03:15,769
I don't know if anybody
can help you, high-speed.

1253
01:03:15,770 --> 01:03:16,893
- But I'm sure…
- Lou!

1254
01:03:16,894 --> 01:03:19,560
Lou, go easy on the kid.

1255
01:03:19,561 --> 01:03:21,103
What?

1256
01:03:21,104 --> 01:03:24,894
He's five minutes late.
I mean, talk about anal.

1257
01:03:24,895 --> 01:03:26,894
You must've been
toilet-trained at gunpoint.

1258
01:03:31,772 --> 01:03:34,437
Come over here.
Come over here.

1259
01:03:34,438 --> 01:03:38,187
What? What, Lou? Take it easy.
Come over here. Right here!

1260
01:03:38,188 --> 01:03:40,187
Don't you ever interrupt me when
I'm talkin' to my soldiers.

1261
01:03:40,188 --> 01:03:42,271
He was five minutes late.
You understand me? Man!

1262
01:03:42,272 --> 01:03:45,063
You been on my bad side ever since
the day I laid eyes on you.

1263
01:03:45,064 --> 01:03:46,730
Oh, yeah? Now, you better
comprehend this, Bill.

1264
01:03:46,731 --> 01:03:48,063
You better get this down.

1265
01:03:48,064 --> 01:03:51,272
'Cause I have had it with your
smug college-boy attitude.

1266
01:03:51,273 --> 01:03:54,105
Yeah? Now you listen to me.
Stay away from me.

1267
01:03:54,106 --> 01:03:57,815
And don't you ever, ever impugn my
authority in front of my soldiers.

1268
01:03:57,816 --> 01:03:59,773
Now, you got that, man?
Yeah, I got that.

1269
01:03:59,774 --> 01:04:01,815
You got it?
Yeah, I got it.

1270
01:04:01,816 --> 01:04:03,440
Now, that's point blank
and period.

1271
01:04:12,983 --> 01:04:13,983
For the rest
of the week, Private,

1272
01:04:13,984 --> 01:04:15,940
you'll show up here
nine minutes early.

1273
01:04:15,941 --> 01:04:18,274
- You will report here…
- Davis.

1274
01:04:18,275 --> 01:04:22,650
Just show up to my class nine minutes
late is all, you see? No problemo.

1275
01:04:22,651 --> 01:04:24,608
Oh, that's it! That is it!
What?

1276
01:04:24,609 --> 01:04:25,941
Drill Sergeant!

1277
01:04:25,942 --> 01:04:27,817
What? What? What?
Who do you think you are?

1278
01:04:27,818 --> 01:04:29,149
You gonna tell me
what to do, huh?

1279
01:04:29,150 --> 01:04:31,150
You're nothing! You're nothing!
I'm nothing?

1280
01:04:31,151 --> 01:04:33,359
Did you hear what he said?
I'm nothin'!

1281
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:36,485
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
I'm right here. Just let me…

1282
01:04:39,527 --> 01:04:40,485
Sir?

1283
01:04:44,361 --> 01:04:47,777
So they finally sent you to
the principal's office, huh?

1284
01:04:47,778 --> 01:04:49,860
Yeah.

1285
01:04:49,861 --> 01:04:51,611
Man could've killed you,
Mr. Rago.

1286
01:04:52,986 --> 01:04:55,695
He would've been court-martialed,
but he could've killed you.

1287
01:04:55,696 --> 01:04:56,820
He started it.

1288
01:04:56,821 --> 01:04:59,069
I don't know what happened,
and I don't care.

1289
01:04:59,070 --> 01:05:00,736
All I care about
is this program.

1290
01:05:00,737 --> 01:05:06,488
And I will not let you, Sergeant Cass,
or anybody curtail its chances, okay?

1291
01:05:08,697 --> 01:05:10,321
Okay.

1292
01:05:11,405 --> 01:05:13,697
You never served in the
military, did you, Mr. Rago?

1293
01:05:14,946 --> 01:05:17,904
No. My military experience
is limited to the day

1294
01:05:17,905 --> 01:05:19,988
that I walked for hours
in the rain

1295
01:05:19,989 --> 01:05:22,697
from Arlington Cemetery
to the White House

1296
01:05:22,698 --> 01:05:24,071
carrying the name of a soldier

1297
01:05:24,072 --> 01:05:26,531
who died needlessly in Vietnam.

1298
01:05:28,030 --> 01:05:29,657
Do you remember
the soldier's name?

1299
01:05:33,865 --> 01:05:35,365
No.

1300
01:05:37,699 --> 01:05:38,699
Do me a favor, Bill.

1301
01:05:39,906 --> 01:05:42,240
Whatever your personal views
are, while you're here,

1302
01:05:42,241 --> 01:05:46,574
remember you are a guest of
the United States Army, okay?

1303
01:05:49,574 --> 01:05:51,031
Okay.

1304
01:05:51,032 --> 01:05:53,492
From now on, by the book.

1305
01:05:54,784 --> 01:05:55,742
Dismissed.

1306
01:05:58,742 --> 01:06:00,074
"By the book."

1307
01:06:00,075 --> 01:06:01,575
What am I doin' here?

1308
01:06:04,243 --> 01:06:08,743
"Spud Duds, Spud Duds. Potato
topping for the whole family."

1309
01:06:18,786 --> 01:06:20,411
Hmm.

1310
01:06:22,910 --> 01:06:24,118
How late is he now?

1311
01:06:24,119 --> 01:06:25,785
He's very late.
What difference does it make?

1312
01:06:25,786 --> 01:06:27,076
Damn.

1313
01:06:27,077 --> 01:06:28,160
Why would he do this?

1314
01:06:28,161 --> 01:06:29,286
Hey, check it out.

1315
01:06:29,287 --> 01:06:31,411
We got us a substitute teacher.

1316
01:06:31,412 --> 01:06:33,244
He looks just like Mel.
Bring it here, bring it here.

1317
01:06:33,245 --> 01:06:35,244
Which one is the dummy?

1318
01:06:35,245 --> 01:06:38,453
Melvin. Wake up, Mel.

1319
01:06:38,870 --> 01:06:40,621
Time for school, Mel.

1320
01:06:47,288 --> 01:06:48,453
So how long are
we supposed to hang around?

1321
01:06:48,454 --> 01:06:50,287
- Your war stuff looks good.
- He's just late.

1322
01:06:50,288 --> 01:06:51,996
Maybe he got sick or something.

1323
01:06:51,997 --> 01:06:54,037
Yeah, sick of us.

1324
01:06:54,038 --> 01:06:56,121
- Oh. Sorry I'm late.
- Here comes the excuse.

1325
01:06:56,122 --> 01:06:58,288
The traffic really stunk.

1326
01:06:58,289 --> 01:07:00,288
Traffic? Whoo! See?

1327
01:07:00,289 --> 01:07:02,413
You ever notice
when you're in a hurry,

1328
01:07:02,414 --> 01:07:05,665
they radio-dispatch all people
to drive in front of you?

1329
01:07:06,832 --> 01:07:07,665
It's ridiculous.
What?

1330
01:07:08,748 --> 01:07:09,748
Okay.

1331
01:07:10,665 --> 01:07:12,456
So where were we?

1332
01:07:12,956 --> 01:07:14,956
Where were we?
We were here.

1333
01:07:14,957 --> 01:07:17,164
Hoo-ah.

1334
01:07:17,165 --> 01:07:19,624
Give me a break, will ya?
I had something important.

1335
01:07:20,165 --> 01:07:22,206
That's all right, Bill.
We're used to it.

1336
01:07:22,207 --> 01:07:23,248
That's for sure.

1337
01:07:23,249 --> 01:07:26,039
It was a job interview,
for cripes' sake.

1338
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:28,165
- A what?
- Job interview?

1339
01:07:28,166 --> 01:07:30,165
I thought this was your job.
Mmm-mmm.

1340
01:07:30,166 --> 01:07:32,207
We're part-time,
like a paper route.

1341
01:07:32,208 --> 01:07:35,542
Oh, come on. Hey, what
do you want from me?

1342
01:07:35,875 --> 01:07:37,667
Not much, I guess.

1343
01:07:39,167 --> 01:07:41,543
Let's get out of here.
Who needs him?

1344
01:07:41,835 --> 01:07:43,000
Huh?

1345
01:07:43,001 --> 01:07:45,208
Yeah, look, we got Victory
Tower at 1700, sir.

1346
01:07:45,209 --> 01:07:46,500
Yeah. Everybody,
fall in outside.

1347
01:07:46,501 --> 01:07:48,333
I don't believe you guys!
You stay and listen.

1348
01:07:48,334 --> 01:07:50,376
Yeah. We ain't nothin'
but a hobby to you.

1349
01:07:50,377 --> 01:07:52,669
Hey, Davis, we'd better go.

1350
01:07:53,335 --> 01:07:56,042
We might get stuck
behind some old people.

1351
01:07:56,043 --> 01:07:58,167
You guys are never late,
right, Benitez?

1352
01:07:58,168 --> 01:08:00,042
Last time I come
to this damn class.

1353
01:08:00,043 --> 01:08:01,878
I got 15 minutes left!

1354
01:08:03,919 --> 01:08:05,918
I stood up for you, Davis.

1355
01:08:05,919 --> 01:08:07,545
Oh, sure.

1356
01:08:08,044 --> 01:08:09,712
Go ahead, go.

1357
01:08:17,004 --> 01:08:18,713
Oh, to hell with 'em.

1358
01:08:26,130 --> 01:08:29,547
If I lose 'em now,
I'll never get 'em back. Damn!

1359
01:08:34,213 --> 01:08:38,380
Victory Tower, Victory Tower,
Victory Tower, Victory Tower.

1360
01:08:38,381 --> 01:08:41,589
Come on.
Let's go! Let's go!

1361
01:08:44,172 --> 01:08:46,130
Come on!

1362
01:08:46,131 --> 01:08:48,089
That's it, Leroy!
That's it!

1363
01:08:48,090 --> 01:08:50,006
Hand over hand!
Hand over hand!

1364
01:08:50,007 --> 01:08:51,590
That's good, Leroy!

1365
01:08:51,923 --> 01:08:53,172
Yes!

1366
01:08:53,173 --> 01:08:54,882
All right.
Outstanding!

1367
01:09:02,924 --> 01:09:04,758
Hey, look! Billy boy!

1368
01:09:08,341 --> 01:09:11,925
Oh, you are lookin' at one
puffin' and reckless libertine!

1369
01:09:12,925 --> 01:09:14,258
Check that. Whoop!

1370
01:09:14,259 --> 01:09:15,925
Fish in the net!

1371
01:09:17,592 --> 01:09:21,258
Montgomery, Leroy, you hold it!
Don't go anywhere!

1372
01:09:21,259 --> 01:09:23,844
I got 15 minutes
and I want 'em now!

1373
01:09:24,510 --> 01:09:26,967
Shakespeare,
what are you doin' here?

1374
01:09:26,968 --> 01:09:28,134
Hold on a second, Lou.

1375
01:09:28,135 --> 01:09:30,175
All right, I was late.
Big deal.

1376
01:09:30,176 --> 01:09:32,050
You guys gotta give me a break.
Rago.

1377
01:09:32,051 --> 01:09:33,384
This is important, Lou.

1378
01:09:33,385 --> 01:09:36,468
No. No, Bill. This is important.
This. This is why we're here.

1379
01:09:36,469 --> 01:09:40,010
This is what we're here to do.
Go! Hold on a second.

1380
01:09:40,011 --> 01:09:41,927
Hobbs, hold on one second!

1381
01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:43,845
Come down from there!

1382
01:09:44,803 --> 01:09:46,218
Leroy!

1383
01:09:46,219 --> 01:09:49,344
Hobbs, I got 15 minutes
left, and I want 'em!

1384
01:09:49,345 --> 01:09:51,136
I don't think they want
to talk to you, Bill.

1385
01:09:51,137 --> 01:09:52,303
Montgomery!

1386
01:09:52,304 --> 01:09:54,344
Montgomery, get down here!

1387
01:09:54,345 --> 01:09:55,803
I don't even think
they can hear you.

1388
01:09:55,804 --> 01:09:59,178
Come on, Davis. Do this
one for Daddy! Make him proud!

1389
01:09:59,179 --> 01:10:01,638
You know, from down here.

1390
01:10:03,221 --> 01:10:05,554
Hey, wait a minute!
Just hold up, Drill Sergeant.

1391
01:10:05,555 --> 01:10:10,513
You can't just quit. Whoa! That's
what you been doin' all your lives!

1392
01:10:10,514 --> 01:10:15,723
Davis! Hold it! Hold it! Don't go nowhere.
Hold it. Whoa.

1393
01:10:16,180 --> 01:10:18,723
Okay, you guys got problems.

1394
01:10:19,139 --> 01:10:21,179
Well, so do I, goddamn it!

1395
01:10:21,180 --> 01:10:23,514
Move! Move, Davis!
Keep moving!

1396
01:10:23,515 --> 01:10:25,222
Mr. Rago, you're gonna
make me fall!

1397
01:10:25,223 --> 01:10:26,181
What the hell
are you lookin' at?

1398
01:10:26,182 --> 01:10:27,682
Ahhh!

1399
01:10:28,348 --> 01:10:29,514
Great, Oswald!
Whoa!

1400
01:10:29,515 --> 01:10:30,473
You don't want
to end up like him!

1401
01:10:30,474 --> 01:10:32,681
Rago, have you gone crazy?

1402
01:10:32,682 --> 01:10:35,348
Hey, Montgomery,
keep moving, keep moving!

1403
01:10:35,349 --> 01:10:37,724
Montgomery, where ya goin'?

1404
01:10:37,725 --> 01:10:41,223
I can't talk to you right now, Mr.
Rago! Can't talk to you now!

1405
01:10:41,224 --> 01:10:42,683
That's it!

1406
01:10:43,182 --> 01:10:43,891
Hold it!
Get over there.

1407
01:10:44,224 --> 01:10:45,892
Davis!

1408
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:50,599
Hold it. CASS: Keep movin'!
Keep movin'!

1409
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:53,308
You've gone far enough, Mr. Rago.
All right? Now go down.

1410
01:10:53,309 --> 01:10:55,725
Do any of you have
the slightest idea

1411
01:10:55,726 --> 01:10:58,726
what it's like
to have mortgages…

1412
01:10:58,727 --> 01:11:02,893
Get him. Get him… doctor
bills, alimony payments…

1413
01:11:03,435 --> 01:11:05,267
Wait till you have your kids.

1414
01:11:05,268 --> 01:11:06,642
Then you talk to me
about priorities.

1415
01:11:06,643 --> 01:11:09,310
Then you tell me what it's like
to have a little cash flow.

1416
01:11:09,311 --> 01:11:11,393
Davis, what the hell
are you doing?

1417
01:11:11,394 --> 01:11:13,728
You got up here.
Now you gotta get down.

1418
01:11:16,311 --> 01:11:18,226
Get on your knees
for safety, sir.

1419
01:11:18,227 --> 01:11:20,729
Huh? Jeez.

1420
01:11:23,228 --> 01:11:24,770
Whoa!

1421
01:11:28,103 --> 01:11:30,394
Oh, that's far.

1422
01:11:30,395 --> 01:11:31,602
- Baby Huey!
- Hoo-ah?

1423
01:11:31,603 --> 01:11:35,270
Show Shakespeare how we get
down from the Victory Tower.

1424
01:11:35,271 --> 01:11:36,937
Yes, Drill Sergeant!

1425
01:11:39,438 --> 01:11:41,312
Lane one on rappel!

1426
01:11:41,313 --> 01:11:42,937
Lane one on belay!

1427
01:11:48,564 --> 01:11:51,438
Let's go, Leroy!
Whoa.

1428
01:11:51,439 --> 01:11:53,396
Holy shit.

1429
01:11:53,397 --> 01:11:55,773
See ya on the ground,
Mr. Rago.

1430
01:11:58,481 --> 01:12:01,773
A-ha! Lookin' good!

1431
01:12:02,106 --> 01:12:02,939
Whoa!

1432
01:12:03,273 --> 01:12:04,522
Outstanding.

1433
01:12:04,523 --> 01:12:06,272
Drill Sergeant.
Too easy, huh?

1434
01:12:06,273 --> 01:12:08,065
Too easy, Drill Sergeant.

1435
01:12:09,316 --> 01:12:10,858
Your turn, Rago!

1436
01:12:12,149 --> 01:12:13,398
Your turn.

1437
01:12:13,399 --> 01:12:16,816
To be or not to be,
Shakespeare! What'll it be?

1438
01:12:17,149 --> 01:12:20,691
All right. Okay.
Come on.

1439
01:12:20,692 --> 01:12:23,149
Let's go! Let's go! Mr. Rago,
you do not want to do this.

1440
01:12:23,150 --> 01:12:24,190
I'm doin' it. Let's go.

1441
01:12:24,191 --> 01:12:25,691
No! You do not want
to do this, sir.

1442
01:12:25,692 --> 01:12:27,524
What are you doin'?
You're clippin' him?

1443
01:12:27,525 --> 01:12:29,649
Watch the jewels. Ooh. Clippin' him.
He wants to do it.

1444
01:12:29,650 --> 01:12:31,525
All right. Okay.
All right.

1445
01:12:31,526 --> 01:12:34,483
Put on the gloves,
Mr. Rago.

1446
01:12:34,484 --> 01:12:36,692
All right. Get down.
Get down.

1447
01:12:36,693 --> 01:12:39,525
You're gonna swing your legs over
the edge of the platform here.

1448
01:12:39,526 --> 01:12:41,483
There's a ledge
right on the wood.

1449
01:12:41,484 --> 01:12:43,234
You got to get your feet
on the ledge.

1450
01:12:43,235 --> 01:12:44,651
Ledge, ledge.

1451
01:12:44,652 --> 01:12:46,318
Put your foot down and find that ledge.
What ledge?

1452
01:12:46,319 --> 01:12:47,651
Come on, Rago!
The ledge.

1453
01:12:47,652 --> 01:12:49,484
There's a ledge.
No ledge! No ledge!

1454
01:12:49,485 --> 01:12:51,359
- There's a ledge.
- Let's go.

1455
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:52,942
The ledge, right there.
Okay.

1456
01:12:52,943 --> 01:12:56,485
Come on. Get your foot on it. Get
both those feet on there. All right.

1457
01:12:56,486 --> 01:12:58,986
All right, now just lean back.

1458
01:13:00,653 --> 01:13:03,903
Okay, first thing,
don't look down.

1459
01:13:04,528 --> 01:13:06,194
What the hell you doin'?

1460
01:13:06,195 --> 01:13:08,361
Whoa! Ah!

1461
01:13:08,362 --> 01:13:10,695
I told ya not to look down!

1462
01:13:10,696 --> 01:13:13,236
Everybody looks down when you tell
'em not to look down, you know that!

1463
01:13:13,237 --> 01:13:14,528
All right.

1464
01:13:14,529 --> 01:13:17,696
All right. Look, look.
Just lean back, relax.

1465
01:13:17,697 --> 01:13:20,863
Okay? Everything's gonna be all right.
I got the rope up here,

1466
01:13:20,864 --> 01:13:24,362
and there's a guy down there
with the other end of the rope.

1467
01:13:24,363 --> 01:13:26,362
Come on. Relax.
Just lean back.

1468
01:13:26,363 --> 01:13:27,864
Get the rope.
There you go.

1469
01:13:28,405 --> 01:13:30,322
All right You all right
down there, man?

1470
01:13:30,323 --> 01:13:31,739
Come on, Mr. Bill.
No sweat.

1471
01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:35,071
Melvin? He'll be asleep
before I reach the ground!

1472
01:13:35,072 --> 01:13:38,947
He's not gonna be asleep. He's gonna
be all right. Just trust me, man.

1473
01:13:40,614 --> 01:13:43,448
All right.
The Victory Tower is yours.

1474
01:13:43,449 --> 01:13:45,448
Just let the rope slide.
Whoa!

1475
01:13:45,449 --> 01:13:46,781
I'm dead! I'm dead!

1476
01:13:46,782 --> 01:13:49,781
Yeah!
Yeah! Lookin' good, Mr. Rago!

1477
01:13:49,782 --> 01:13:52,573
Gonna take you all day
to get down that way, Rago.

1478
01:13:52,574 --> 01:13:54,574
Come on.
Guy's a joke, man.

1479
01:13:57,575 --> 01:13:59,407
Come on!
Do it to a beat!

1480
01:14:00,575 --> 01:14:03,574
- Let's go, Rago!
- One, two, three…

1481
01:14:03,575 --> 01:14:05,408
Good work. Come on.
Here we go.

1482
01:14:05,409 --> 01:14:06,700
Down. Yeah. Yeah.

1483
01:14:06,701 --> 01:14:09,408
Whoa!

1484
01:14:09,409 --> 01:14:11,616
Mr. Rago, put your feet up!
Ow!

1485
01:14:11,617 --> 01:14:15,325
Feet up! Watch those jewels
you mentioned, Mr. Rago.

1486
01:14:15,326 --> 01:14:16,451
Turn around the other way!

1487
01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:18,992
Turn around! Right around!
That's the wrong way.

1488
01:14:18,993 --> 01:14:20,784
You gotta stay in the "L" position.
That's the wrong way.

1489
01:14:20,785 --> 01:14:22,784
Take it easy, Mr.
Rago. Don't look down.

1490
01:14:22,785 --> 01:14:25,576
Pull me up! Pull me up!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

1491
01:14:25,577 --> 01:14:26,784
Pull me up! Pull me up!
Whoa! Whoa! Hang on!

1492
01:14:26,785 --> 01:14:28,493
Don't worry, Mr. Bill,
I got you! Come on.

1493
01:14:28,494 --> 01:14:30,535
Don't let go, Mel!
Mel, Mel, don't let go!

1494
01:14:30,536 --> 01:14:31,785
He's got on dancin' shoes!

1495
01:14:31,786 --> 01:14:33,660
Go ahead and
dance down the wall!

1496
01:14:33,661 --> 01:14:35,452
Damn, Bill, be careful.

1497
01:14:35,453 --> 01:14:37,118
Flap your little wings!

1498
01:14:37,119 --> 01:14:38,077
Come on!

1499
01:14:38,078 --> 01:14:39,786
Uh-oh, the ball's dropping!

1500
01:14:39,787 --> 01:14:41,369
Whoa!
The ball's dropping!

1501
01:14:41,370 --> 01:14:43,161
Back up!
Whoa!

1502
01:14:44,329 --> 01:14:45,536
Happy New Year!

1503
01:14:45,537 --> 01:14:48,619
All right!
Way to go, Rago!

1504
01:14:48,620 --> 01:14:50,745
Good work.

1505
01:14:50,746 --> 01:14:53,620
I knew you had it in you, Mr.
Bill. Good job, Mr. Bill.

1506
01:14:53,621 --> 01:14:55,163
Not bad for an old man, huh?

1507
01:15:08,456 --> 01:15:11,371
Tomorrow, 1600 hours, right?

1508
01:15:11,372 --> 01:15:12,997
Hoo-ah!

1509
01:15:13,497 --> 01:15:15,331
Hoo-ah's right.

1510
01:15:15,332 --> 01:15:16,539
Good work, Mr. Bill.

1511
01:15:16,540 --> 01:15:19,332
You go, boy.
Loosen up them ropes!

1512
01:15:20,498 --> 01:15:21,332
He's the man.

1513
01:15:24,707 --> 01:15:26,540
You should've wore a glove.

1514
01:15:26,541 --> 01:15:28,166
I did wear a glove.

1515
01:15:28,416 --> 01:15:29,707
Oh.

1516
01:15:29,708 --> 01:15:32,707
I wish I could've been there.

1517
01:15:32,708 --> 01:15:35,081
The guys must be
so proud of you.

1518
01:15:35,082 --> 01:15:39,208
Yeah. I'll remember that when
they're fittin' me for a new hand.

1519
01:15:40,667 --> 01:15:44,083
Yo, why you always got
to be such a jerk? Huh?

1520
01:15:45,667 --> 01:15:49,249
That's what
my kid keeps askin' me.

1521
01:15:49,250 --> 01:15:50,209
You have a kid?

1522
01:15:52,376 --> 01:15:54,335
Yeah. Emily.

1523
01:15:55,668 --> 01:15:58,084
She wants to be an astronomer.

1524
01:15:58,418 --> 01:16:00,043
Go figure.

1525
01:16:00,460 --> 01:16:03,044
Go figure what? What?

1526
01:16:07,377 --> 01:16:10,001
All right. Let's start
swallowing and digesting.

1527
01:16:10,002 --> 01:16:13,210
Hoo-ah, hoo-ah!
Come on, Tommy Lee.

1528
01:16:14,587 --> 01:16:16,711
More Victory Tower,
Drill Sergeant.

1529
01:16:16,712 --> 01:16:19,586
I like it. I love it.
I want more of it.

1530
01:16:19,587 --> 01:16:21,044
Make it hurt, Drill Sergeant!

1531
01:16:21,045 --> 01:16:23,753
Way to go, Mr. Rago.
Good work, Mr. Bill.

1532
01:16:23,754 --> 01:16:26,462
All right.
Do you mind if I sit here?

1533
01:16:26,463 --> 01:16:27,920
- No, please.
- Wait a second.

1534
01:16:27,921 --> 01:16:30,587
Damn, Bill,
you done tore that tower down!

1535
01:16:30,588 --> 01:16:32,129
Phew!

1536
01:16:32,713 --> 01:16:34,378
So what happened, anyway?

1537
01:16:34,379 --> 01:16:35,712
What?

1538
01:16:35,713 --> 01:16:39,171
Two-ten. Nothin' but muscle.
Star fullback.

1539
01:16:39,172 --> 01:16:42,921
College scouts must've been tossin'
hookers through your bedroom window.

1540
01:16:42,922 --> 01:16:46,422
Yeah, yeah. Just about. I
busted my knee my senior year.

1541
01:16:47,005 --> 01:16:50,756
I mean, I can push on it
a little bit now, but…

1542
01:16:50,757 --> 01:16:52,547
Well, let's just say
it blew my shot.

1543
01:16:52,548 --> 01:16:54,131
Oh.

1544
01:16:55,798 --> 01:16:57,922
Isn't there somethin'
else you can do?

1545
01:16:57,923 --> 01:17:00,964
No, there's nothin' else
for me to do.

1546
01:17:00,965 --> 01:17:04,131
I was black and I played ball.
That's all anybody ever cared about.

1547
01:17:04,132 --> 01:17:07,132
They didn't teach me anything,
but, oh, they kept passin' me.

1548
01:17:07,507 --> 01:17:08,673
Hmm.

1549
01:17:08,674 --> 01:17:10,466
So I'm here, you know?

1550
01:17:11,841 --> 01:17:15,758
My wife works on the post here
'cause we got a baby comin'.

1551
01:17:15,759 --> 01:17:18,299
Leroy Junior? Great!

1552
01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:21,965
Kid'll probably come out wearin'
a helmet, get the Heisman.

1553
01:17:21,966 --> 01:17:25,175
I'm keepin' that kid as far away
from the playin' field as I can.

1554
01:17:25,176 --> 01:17:29,301
Runnin' a football never helped
nobody pass a civil service exam.

1555
01:17:31,843 --> 01:17:34,468
Least ways, it never helped me.
Excuse me.

1556
01:17:37,719 --> 01:17:39,634
Hey, Leroy. Leroy.

1557
01:17:39,635 --> 01:17:40,885
Yeah, yeah.

1558
01:17:40,886 --> 01:17:44,344
You ever hear of a guy named
Leon Battista Alberti?

1559
01:17:45,010 --> 01:17:47,844
Yeah, yeah. He played
for the 49ers, right?

1560
01:17:47,845 --> 01:17:52,510
Nah. He played for the 1400s.
The Renaissance.

1561
01:17:52,511 --> 01:17:53,844
The what?

1562
01:17:53,845 --> 01:17:56,010
He's what you'd call
a Renaissance man.

1563
01:17:56,011 --> 01:18:00,845
The guy was an architect, a writer,
a painter, a musician, a scholar…

1564
01:18:00,846 --> 01:18:02,887
God knows what else.

1565
01:18:02,888 --> 01:18:04,512
But you know what I remember
most about him?

1566
01:18:06,012 --> 01:18:09,845
They say that he could stand
with his feet together like this

1567
01:18:09,846 --> 01:18:12,221
and spring straight over
a man's head.

1568
01:18:13,847 --> 01:18:15,012
Really?
Yeah.

1569
01:18:15,013 --> 01:18:18,054
If Leon Battista Alberti
couldn't have done that,

1570
01:18:18,055 --> 01:18:20,221
I wouldn't have remembered
a thing about him.

1571
01:18:20,971 --> 01:18:24,306
So he was sort of like
a smart jock, then, right?

1572
01:18:24,723 --> 01:18:26,556
That's right. You got it.

1573
01:18:27,723 --> 01:18:29,930
Now, ain't that an oxymoron?

1574
01:18:29,931 --> 01:18:31,889
That is. That is.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

1575
01:18:31,890 --> 01:18:33,180
Give me some. All right.

1576
01:18:33,181 --> 01:18:36,223
Talk to you later, Mr. Rago.
All right.

1577
01:18:40,891 --> 01:18:43,265
The real question is,

1578
01:18:43,724 --> 01:18:45,390
is Ophelia right?

1579
01:18:45,767 --> 01:18:47,516
Is Hamlet crazy?

1580
01:18:52,475 --> 01:18:53,516
Hobbs.

1581
01:18:54,683 --> 01:18:57,559
I don't know. I think he's
just playin' the fool.

1582
01:18:59,559 --> 01:19:00,892
Go on.

1583
01:19:00,893 --> 01:19:04,099
Well, it's like he says.
Denmark's a prison.

1584
01:19:04,100 --> 01:19:07,808
Everybody's watchin' him
all the time, spyin' on him.

1585
01:19:07,809 --> 01:19:08,974
If he thinks Denmark's a prison,

1586
01:19:08,975 --> 01:19:11,975
all he gotta do is
move to a trailer park.

1587
01:19:11,976 --> 01:19:14,267
Tiny little rooms,
six brothers and sisters.

1588
01:19:14,268 --> 01:19:16,809
I couldn't even take
a whiz by myself.

1589
01:19:16,810 --> 01:19:19,142
Gets to you, man.
It can make you crazy.

1590
01:19:19,143 --> 01:19:21,310
Imagine all your life
waitin', growin' up,

1591
01:19:21,311 --> 01:19:23,769
hopin' a tornado would come
and whoosh you out of there.

1592
01:19:24,936 --> 01:19:26,352
That's not what I'm sayin', man.

1593
01:19:26,353 --> 01:19:30,143
See, what I'm sayin' is that
Hamlet's actin' crazy for a reason.

1594
01:19:30,144 --> 01:19:33,604
Give him some time to think,
plan his next move,

1595
01:19:34,978 --> 01:19:37,936
keep his eye on everybody else.

1596
01:19:37,937 --> 01:19:39,604
You sure you're readin'
the same play?

1597
01:19:40,978 --> 01:19:44,438
Mr. Rago, from now on, I'm
sitting next to my man Hobbs.

1598
01:19:44,855 --> 01:19:47,271
Smart move, Benitez.

1599
01:19:47,979 --> 01:19:52,020
Uh, all right.
That's it.

1600
01:19:52,021 --> 01:19:53,896
Okay? Let's call it
quits for today.

1601
01:19:53,897 --> 01:19:55,896
Hoo-ah.

1602
01:19:55,897 --> 01:19:58,647
Fall in outside.
First aid today, fellas.

1603
01:20:00,189 --> 01:20:02,313
So how'd you get
to be so smart, huh?

1604
01:20:02,314 --> 01:20:05,730
Told you, girl. I been around.
I seen things. Yeah!

1605
01:20:05,731 --> 01:20:07,481
Hobbs.
Yeah.

1606
01:20:08,899 --> 01:20:10,482
What's the deal, man?

1607
01:20:10,815 --> 01:20:12,315
Deal?

1608
01:20:13,981 --> 01:20:15,523
Where'd you go to school?

1609
01:20:15,981 --> 01:20:17,523
Well, lots of places.

1610
01:20:19,106 --> 01:20:20,857
You ever read this stuff before?

1611
01:20:20,858 --> 01:20:22,981
Nah.

1612
01:20:22,982 --> 01:20:25,483
Phew. Well, stick with it.
You're doin' fine.

1613
01:20:29,024 --> 01:20:32,692
"He who increases knowledge
increases sorrow."

1614
01:20:36,025 --> 01:20:39,359
Increases sorrow.
Increases sorrow.

1615
01:20:39,901 --> 01:20:40,901
Shakespeare?

1616
01:20:40,902 --> 01:20:42,692
Mmm-mmm. The Bible.

1617
01:20:43,943 --> 01:20:47,360
Even Shakespeare has his superior.

1618
01:20:50,026 --> 01:20:54,400
Let's go, Hobbs!
Forward march!

1619
01:20:54,401 --> 01:20:58,026
Look, is there any way you guys could
have made a mistake with this kid?

1620
01:20:58,027 --> 01:21:00,569
Us?
Make a mistake?

1621
01:21:01,235 --> 01:21:04,068
I'm telling you,
he doesn't belong in there.

1622
01:21:04,069 --> 01:21:08,027
He belongs in, uh, lieutenant
training school or something.

1623
01:21:08,028 --> 01:21:11,611
You think I can wave a wand and
send this kid to West Point?

1624
01:21:11,612 --> 01:21:12,487
Rago, come on.

1625
01:21:12,488 --> 01:21:13,985
I got guys sleepin'
in the rafters.

1626
01:21:13,986 --> 01:21:15,444
I got a flood in the laundry.

1627
01:21:15,445 --> 01:21:18,904
And I just got a call from the motor
pool tellin' me they lost an APC.

1628
01:21:18,905 --> 01:21:20,153
They lost it!

1629
01:21:20,154 --> 01:21:22,570
The thing's the size of a tank!
How could they lose it?

1630
01:21:22,571 --> 01:21:26,278
It's a machine, Captain. This is
a human being I'm talkin' about.

1631
01:21:26,279 --> 01:21:28,945
I mean, this is a smart
kid, as good as they come.

1632
01:21:28,946 --> 01:21:32,071
Damn it, Bill,
it is just not that easy!

1633
01:21:32,072 --> 01:21:36,405
All right. Roosevelt Hobbs.
He deserves a shot.

1634
01:21:38,906 --> 01:21:40,780
Hobbs.

1635
01:21:42,740 --> 01:21:44,072
You got no rhythm.

1636
01:21:44,073 --> 01:21:46,739
Badda-badda… There!

1637
01:21:49,365 --> 01:21:50,906
We gotta sing at the same time?

1638
01:21:50,907 --> 01:21:53,948
Yeah. Of course we do. What
do ya think I'm trying to show you?

1639
01:21:58,032 --> 01:21:59,114
Hey, hey!
Here he comes! I seen him.

1640
01:21:59,115 --> 01:22:00,865
Hurry up! Everybody get ready!
Here we go.

1641
01:22:00,866 --> 01:22:02,531
Are you ready?
And…

1642
01:23:55,042 --> 01:23:57,333
Wow! Great!

1643
01:23:57,334 --> 01:23:59,875
Great. Bravo. Bravo.
Go, Hamlet. Go, Hamlet.

1644
01:23:59,876 --> 01:24:01,124
Go, Hamlet.

1645
01:24:01,125 --> 01:24:04,125
Go, Hamlet. Go, Hamlet.

1646
01:24:04,126 --> 01:24:08,125
Go, Hamlet. Go, Hamlet.
Go, Hamlet.

1647
01:24:08,126 --> 01:24:10,585
Fire!

1648
01:24:11,085 --> 01:24:12,918
Breathe, Haywood.

1649
01:24:16,961 --> 01:24:18,586
Damn, Haywood!

1650
01:24:19,086 --> 01:24:21,251
Outstanding. Outstanding.

1651
01:24:21,252 --> 01:24:24,126
Drill Sergeant! No problem,
Drill Sergeant! Too easy!

1652
01:24:24,127 --> 01:24:25,251
Outstanding, Haywood.

1653
01:24:27,587 --> 01:24:31,169
You know, what ya need to get is a
Winchester .30-30 like my pa got.

1654
01:24:31,170 --> 01:24:33,419
Ain't nothin' that
can touch that rifle.

1655
01:24:33,420 --> 01:24:38,087
You know, you could pick off a
deer at about 150 yards away,

1656
01:24:38,088 --> 01:24:39,337
but that's open-sight, mind you.

1657
01:24:39,338 --> 01:24:41,295
That rifle ain't got no scope.

1658
01:24:41,296 --> 01:24:43,796
Eh, don't listen to him. Don't
get no Winchester .30-30.

1659
01:24:43,797 --> 01:24:47,337
You need to get yourself a
Galil, an Israeli assault rifle.

1660
01:24:47,338 --> 01:24:49,296
All right? You can stick
on twin banana clips,

1661
01:24:49,297 --> 01:24:51,296
pump out 60 rounds
in three seconds.

1662
01:24:51,297 --> 01:24:53,129
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Right? Yeah.

1663
01:24:53,130 --> 01:24:55,254
That's pretty good.

1664
01:24:55,255 --> 01:24:56,963
Yeah, that's a lot
of deer, I guess.

1665
01:24:56,964 --> 01:24:57,964
Lot of deer.

1666
01:24:57,965 --> 01:24:59,672
Right face!

1667
01:25:01,131 --> 01:25:02,799
At ease!
Carry on!

1668
01:25:04,799 --> 01:25:05,840
Go on, man.

1669
01:25:10,298 --> 01:25:11,964
Straight ahead, sir.

1670
01:25:11,965 --> 01:25:13,215
Which one, Sergeant?

1671
01:25:13,216 --> 01:25:16,048
He's comin' to get me.
He's comin' to get me.

1672
01:25:22,341 --> 01:25:24,842
Put down your tray, son.

1673
01:25:26,050 --> 01:25:28,174
Mark time, march!

1674
01:25:28,175 --> 01:25:30,842
Oh, this is too long for me.

1675
01:25:35,258 --> 01:25:37,718
Eyes front!

1676
01:25:39,176 --> 01:25:41,509
Carry on, Drill Sergeant.

1677
01:25:41,510 --> 01:25:44,384
What? What? You were right.
He's a sharp kid.

1678
01:25:44,385 --> 01:25:46,217
His real name is
Nathanial Hobbs.

1679
01:25:46,218 --> 01:25:47,468
He doctored
his driver's license.

1680
01:25:47,469 --> 01:25:50,385
I hear it's the smart thing
to do in his line of work.

1681
01:25:50,386 --> 01:25:53,468
What? What?
He sold crack, Rago.

1682
01:25:53,469 --> 01:25:55,551
Apparently he was quite
the entrepreneur.

1683
01:25:55,552 --> 01:25:58,009
Wayne County Sheriff has a
warrant out for his arrest.

1684
01:25:58,010 --> 01:26:00,427
Two counts possession.

1685
01:26:00,428 --> 01:26:03,845
I guess he thought he could
hide out in the army.

1686
01:26:04,095 --> 01:26:05,762
Sorry, Bill.

1687
01:26:06,053 --> 01:26:07,053
Damn it!

1688
01:26:07,929 --> 01:26:08,929
Damn it!

1689
01:26:17,930 --> 01:26:18,930
That's it.

1690
01:26:20,179 --> 01:26:22,261
You forgot about these.

1691
01:26:59,141 --> 01:27:00,809
Hold it! Wait!

1692
01:27:01,266 --> 01:27:03,809
Wait! Wait up!

1693
01:27:04,475 --> 01:27:08,100
Wait. Look.
I talked to Colonel James.

1694
01:27:09,308 --> 01:27:12,768
It's ridiculous.
It's the army.

1695
01:27:12,976 --> 01:27:14,141
Teach.

1696
01:27:14,142 --> 01:27:15,350
I don't know what to say.

1697
01:27:15,351 --> 01:27:16,935
Let it be.

1698
01:27:17,476 --> 01:27:20,059
I'm sorry
this happened. I…

1699
01:27:21,310 --> 01:27:23,102
Just let it be, Teach.

1700
01:27:31,185 --> 01:27:32,811
Good luck, Hobbs.

1701
01:27:34,144 --> 01:27:35,019
Bye.

1702
01:27:36,103 --> 01:27:37,812
Stay up, Hobbs.

1703
01:27:42,144 --> 01:27:43,937
Poor bastard.

1704
01:27:44,436 --> 01:27:46,145
He had the stuff.

1705
01:27:48,479 --> 01:27:50,979
He could've made it.

1706
01:28:15,523 --> 01:28:18,147
How ya doin', Miranda?
All right.

1707
01:28:19,481 --> 01:28:22,023
You all right?
Mmm-hmm.

1708
01:28:24,190 --> 01:28:25,314
Keep your head up.

1709
01:28:25,315 --> 01:28:28,190
All right. Um…
We just, uh…

1710
01:28:30,357 --> 01:28:32,524
We just finished
the play within the play.

1711
01:28:32,525 --> 01:28:35,858
Um, so let's discuss
what happens.

1712
01:28:36,358 --> 01:28:38,858
Come on.
You know what happens.

1713
01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:42,399
Wanna know what happens?
I know what happens.

1714
01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:44,525
You try to stand up,
and they knock you down.

1715
01:28:44,526 --> 01:28:46,525
Then you show 'em
that you're smart,

1716
01:28:46,526 --> 01:28:49,566
and they get rid
of your sorry ass.

1717
01:28:49,567 --> 01:28:51,566
That's what happens.
That's right.

1718
01:28:51,567 --> 01:28:54,233
That's the way it always goes.
Hoo-ah?

1719
01:28:54,234 --> 01:28:55,235
Hoo-ah.

1720
01:29:14,194 --> 01:29:15,945
A couple of days ago,

1721
01:29:16,403 --> 01:29:18,904
without discussing it with him,

1722
01:29:20,153 --> 01:29:24,112
I went to the army to ask them
to look into Hobbs' record.

1723
01:29:24,612 --> 01:29:27,403
- You did what, man?
- Oh, man!

1724
01:29:27,404 --> 01:29:28,736
You did?

1725
01:29:28,737 --> 01:29:30,570
Oh, man! MONTGOMERY:
What's the matter with you?

1726
01:29:33,780 --> 01:29:36,154
I didn't know anything
about his past.

1727
01:29:36,780 --> 01:29:40,071
Neither did any of you.
Yeah, right.

1728
01:29:40,571 --> 01:29:42,613
I'm not sorry for what I did.

1729
01:29:42,614 --> 01:29:46,114
I believed in his potential.
I wanted to see him succeed.

1730
01:29:49,489 --> 01:29:51,948
I am sorry for the result.

1731
01:29:52,155 --> 01:29:53,239
You sorry?

1732
01:29:56,782 --> 01:30:00,281
All I know is,
the choices we make

1733
01:30:03,490 --> 01:30:05,991
dictate the life we lead.

1734
01:30:13,449 --> 01:30:15,324
"To thine own self be true."

1735
01:31:02,703 --> 01:31:04,703
- One, two, three…
- One!

1736
01:31:04,704 --> 01:31:06,662
One, two, three…
Two!

1737
01:31:06,663 --> 01:31:08,578
One, two, three…
Three!

1738
01:31:31,206 --> 01:31:35,455
Hey, excuse me, sir. I'm out
lookin' for the base chapel.

1739
01:31:35,456 --> 01:31:36,831
- Base chapel?
- Yeah.

1740
01:31:36,832 --> 01:31:38,914
Go back around the curve 'til you
reach the P.X., you hang a right.

1741
01:31:38,915 --> 01:31:41,832
Mmm-hmm. You come to that
line of APCs, you turn left.

1742
01:31:41,833 --> 01:31:44,748
You go about a half a click,
you come to the RFPC building.

1743
01:31:44,749 --> 01:31:47,790
It's right around the back.
Got it? Yeah.

1744
01:32:16,252 --> 01:32:17,252
Ma?

1745
01:32:19,669 --> 01:32:21,419
Ma, you home?

1746
01:33:03,673 --> 01:33:05,339
Ahhh!

1747
01:33:19,507 --> 01:33:21,215
Daddy!

1748
01:33:40,884 --> 01:33:45,216
Left, left, left, right…
Warriors!

1749
01:33:51,927 --> 01:33:54,385
Come on. Change it!
No, this is good!

1750
01:33:54,718 --> 01:33:56,385
Boom! Bang!

1751
01:34:09,344 --> 01:34:11,928
Mr. Rago, that's funny. All right, Mr.
Rago, the joke's over.

1752
01:34:11,929 --> 01:34:12,887
Change it now.
The joke is over.

1753
01:34:12,888 --> 01:34:14,970
It's gettin' scary
back here, Mr. Rago.

1754
01:34:14,971 --> 01:34:16,719
Here we go. Guitar.

1755
01:34:16,720 --> 01:34:19,719
Go, Melvin!
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

1756
01:34:19,720 --> 01:34:21,220
Ahhh!

1757
01:34:21,929 --> 01:34:24,095
Look at Mel! Look at Mel!

1758
01:34:24,096 --> 01:34:28,762
He's sick.
Go, Mel! Go, Mel!

1759
01:34:28,763 --> 01:34:30,095
Do the drummer solo.
Go, Haywood!

1760
01:34:30,096 --> 01:34:32,595
Come on, let's take 'em in.

1761
01:34:35,973 --> 01:34:38,763
Hey, Mr. Rago!
I had enough.

1762
01:34:38,764 --> 01:34:41,263
Mr. Rago, let me out.
Let me out!

1763
01:34:43,931 --> 01:34:44,893
James Brown?
James Brown!

1764
01:34:45,931 --> 01:34:47,931
Oh! Oh! Oh!

1765
01:34:47,932 --> 01:34:50,764
James Brown!
All right! Turn it up!

1766
01:35:09,976 --> 01:35:11,558
All right, all right,
all right, all right.

1767
01:35:11,559 --> 01:35:14,642
Okay, take it easy. Come on. Calm down
a little bit here. Hold it. Hold it.

1768
01:35:15,976 --> 01:35:17,975
Hi. About how long are you
staying in Canada?

1769
01:35:17,976 --> 01:35:19,642
Couple of hours.
Where do you live?

1770
01:35:20,642 --> 01:35:22,142
In the U.S.A.!

1771
01:35:26,018 --> 01:35:28,183
We gotta go
to Canada to see Henry V?

1772
01:35:28,184 --> 01:35:30,725
It's the nearest
theater it's playin'.

1773
01:35:30,726 --> 01:35:31,892
This better be good.

1774
01:35:42,936 --> 01:35:44,977
It's the drummer. Hey. You hear that?
You hear that?

1775
01:35:44,978 --> 01:35:46,936
Shh…
Boom, boom.

1776
01:35:46,937 --> 01:35:49,060
Turn around. What are
you, the noise monitors?

1777
01:35:49,061 --> 01:35:52,353
Turn around. Turn around already.
Ahhh.

1778
01:35:53,020 --> 01:35:55,519
"Lend the eye a terrible aspect,

1779
01:35:55,520 --> 01:35:59,228
"Let it pry through the portage of
the head Like the brass cannon,

1780
01:35:59,229 --> 01:36:03,646
"let the brow o'erwhelm it As
fearfully as doth a galled rock.

1781
01:36:04,646 --> 01:36:07,354
"Now set the teeth

1782
01:36:08,062 --> 01:36:11,187
"and stretch the nostril wide,

1783
01:36:11,188 --> 01:36:15,522
"Hold hard the breath, and bend up
every spirit To his full height!

1784
01:36:17,063 --> 01:36:20,398
"On, on, you noblest English!

1785
01:36:21,189 --> 01:36:24,188
"Whose blood is fet from
fathers of war-proof,

1786
01:36:24,189 --> 01:36:26,063
"Fathers that,
like so many Alexanders,

1787
01:36:26,064 --> 01:36:29,063
"Have in these parts
from morn till even fought,

1788
01:36:29,064 --> 01:36:31,690
"And sheath'd their swords
for lack of argument.

1789
01:36:32,107 --> 01:36:35,189
"Dishonor not your mothers,

1790
01:36:35,190 --> 01:36:38,731
"now attest That those whom you
call'd fathers did beget you.

1791
01:36:38,732 --> 01:36:42,732
"Be copy now to men of grosser
blood, And teach them how to war.

1792
01:36:43,650 --> 01:36:46,400
"And you, good yeomen,

1793
01:36:47,233 --> 01:36:50,065
"Whose limbs were
made in England,

1794
01:36:50,066 --> 01:36:52,232
"show us here
The mettle of your pasture,

1795
01:36:52,233 --> 01:36:55,401
"let us swear That you
are worth your breeding,

1796
01:36:56,776 --> 01:36:58,443
"which I doubt not,

1797
01:36:59,234 --> 01:37:01,233
"For there is none of you
so mean and base

1798
01:37:01,234 --> 01:37:04,401
"That hath not
noble luster in your eyes.

1799
01:37:07,152 --> 01:37:10,901
"I see you stand
like grayhounds in the slips,

1800
01:37:10,902 --> 01:37:12,943
"Straining upon the start.

1801
01:37:12,944 --> 01:37:15,151
"The game's afoot.

1802
01:37:15,152 --> 01:37:18,778
"Follow your spirit, and,
upon this charge Cry

1803
01:37:19,361 --> 01:37:22,902
"'God for Harry!'"
ALL: Harry!

1804
01:37:22,903 --> 01:37:24,819
"'England…'"
England!

1805
01:37:24,820 --> 01:37:27,777
"'…and Saint George!'"

1806
01:37:36,654 --> 01:37:37,612
See them.

1807
01:37:52,989 --> 01:37:53,864
Come on, Mel!
Hey! Hey!

1808
01:37:53,865 --> 01:37:55,113
Ahhh!

1809
01:37:55,114 --> 01:37:58,488
Who shall be-eth my next victim?

1810
01:37:58,489 --> 01:38:00,822
Yo! I can't wait to get
back and do the push-ups.

1811
01:38:03,281 --> 01:38:05,280
Mel, what'd you do? You slept through
the whole thing, didn't you?

1812
01:38:05,281 --> 01:38:06,489
No, no.
I didn't sleep at all.

1813
01:38:06,490 --> 01:38:08,156
I tell you, I really
enjoyed it, Mr. Bill.

1814
01:38:08,157 --> 01:38:09,865
I can't thank you enough.
Yeah, yeah.

1815
01:38:09,866 --> 01:38:11,364
The best part was the drummer.

1816
01:38:11,365 --> 01:38:13,489
The drummer was the best part of the
whole joint. Yeah, he was good.

1817
01:38:13,490 --> 01:38:16,489
Listen, I liked the whole thing.
Everything was great.

1818
01:38:16,490 --> 01:38:19,198
I just didn't like them
stupid accents they used.

1819
01:38:19,199 --> 01:38:21,991
That's so stupid. Why can't
they talk like us, right?

1820
01:38:21,992 --> 01:38:23,490
Listen to yourself.
Listen to you!

1821
01:38:23,491 --> 01:38:25,866
Rocky Balboa or somebody.

1822
01:38:25,867 --> 01:38:27,491
Hey, I'm so cool…

1823
01:38:27,908 --> 01:38:29,659
Talk about an accent.

1824
01:38:31,826 --> 01:38:33,491
Henry V says,

1825
01:38:33,492 --> 01:38:37,074
"Once more unto
the breach, dear friends, once more,

1826
01:38:37,075 --> 01:38:38,658
"Or close the wall up
with our English dead!

1827
01:38:38,659 --> 01:38:43,409
"In peace there's nothing so becomes
a man…" As shuttin' the hell up.

1828
01:38:43,410 --> 01:38:45,409
Okay,
Tony, shut the hell up, okay?

1829
01:38:45,410 --> 01:38:47,034
Okay. You're drivin'
me crazy, okay?

1830
01:38:47,035 --> 01:38:48,242
Okay, okay. I said okay.

1831
01:38:48,243 --> 01:38:51,075
Quiet, now. One time you gotta tell me.
One time.

1832
01:38:51,076 --> 01:38:52,493
Shut the hell up.

1833
01:38:52,494 --> 01:38:55,870
Where'd you get that? At the theater.
Relax, I paid for it.

1834
01:39:18,746 --> 01:39:22,454
See, I need some information about
a soldier who served in Vietnam.

1835
01:39:22,455 --> 01:39:26,245
His name is Brian Davis, Sr.
Okay.

1836
01:39:26,246 --> 01:39:30,079
No, wait. It would be,
actually, Brian Davis.

1837
01:39:30,080 --> 01:39:31,873
Grand Forks, North Dakota.

1838
01:39:32,914 --> 01:39:34,622
Okay. Are you CID?

1839
01:39:36,289 --> 01:39:39,582
Of course I'm CID. Why else
would I be here, right?

1840
01:39:39,915 --> 01:39:40,915
Right.

1841
01:39:43,081 --> 01:39:44,790
Excuse me one second.

1842
01:39:46,290 --> 01:39:48,247
Excuse me, Sergeant.
He needs some records…

1843
01:39:48,248 --> 01:39:50,915
Oh, he does, huh?
Okay, I'll handle it, then.

1844
01:39:54,916 --> 01:39:55,875
Hi. No.

1845
01:39:56,791 --> 01:39:57,832
What?

1846
01:39:57,833 --> 01:39:59,415
She's not allowed
to access those files

1847
01:39:59,416 --> 01:40:02,165
without prior authorization
from her supervisor.

1848
01:40:02,166 --> 01:40:03,834
I'm her supervisor.

1849
01:40:05,292 --> 01:40:07,917
But I just told her I was CIP.

1850
01:40:20,251 --> 01:40:23,125
I'm CID. So, can I
get the records?

1851
01:40:23,126 --> 01:40:25,292
No.

1852
01:40:25,293 --> 01:40:27,627
Aw, come on.
Is that all you ever say?

1853
01:40:29,003 --> 01:40:29,919
No.

1854
01:40:33,335 --> 01:40:35,752
Hmm.
A window of opportunity.

1855
01:40:39,879 --> 01:40:40,837
Huh?

1856
01:40:41,920 --> 01:40:42,837
No?

1857
01:40:44,086 --> 01:40:45,711
No.

1858
01:40:45,712 --> 01:40:49,169
Mr. Bill, why do we need to
know every Tom, Dick, and Orsic

1859
01:40:49,170 --> 01:40:50,671
in this play anyhow?

1860
01:40:51,421 --> 01:40:55,671
A-ha. Melvin,
I'm glad you asked.

1861
01:40:56,337 --> 01:40:59,671
Where you goin'?
No, no, no.

1862
01:41:01,046 --> 01:41:02,006
Aw!

1863
01:41:04,213 --> 01:41:06,296
In four days,
each and every one of you

1864
01:41:06,297 --> 01:41:08,797
will be up in front
of the class,

1865
01:41:09,213 --> 01:41:11,379
facin' the firing squad.

1866
01:41:11,380 --> 01:41:13,672
Who's doin' the shootin'?
Me.

1867
01:41:13,673 --> 01:41:16,297
Hey, Bill, you ain't never said
nothin' 'bout no damn test.

1868
01:41:16,298 --> 01:41:18,172
Nobody asked me.
I'm the teacher.

1869
01:41:18,173 --> 01:41:19,464
My hands are sweatin' already.

1870
01:41:19,465 --> 01:41:22,547
Well, I thought you was my boy, man.
Give us a ride here.

1871
01:41:22,548 --> 01:41:25,590
No more rides, Montgomery.
No more free passes.

1872
01:41:25,591 --> 01:41:28,924
Look, um, Mr. Rago, we talked about this.
I'm not good at tests.

1873
01:41:31,924 --> 01:41:32,883
Look!

1874
01:41:34,090 --> 01:41:35,883
You are not dumb.

1875
01:41:37,216 --> 01:41:39,009
But I need you to know that.

1876
01:41:40,216 --> 01:41:41,507
When you walk out that door,

1877
01:41:41,508 --> 01:41:45,009
I want you to realize that
nobody gave you anything.

1878
01:41:46,925 --> 01:41:50,009
I want you to know what it
feels like to make the grade

1879
01:41:50,010 --> 01:41:51,718
all on your own.

1880
01:41:53,217 --> 01:41:54,885
You can do it.

1881
01:41:57,092 --> 01:41:58,718
I know it.

1882
01:42:03,093 --> 01:42:05,760
Victory starts here.

1883
01:42:07,969 --> 01:42:11,426
Recruits, single file! Look,
I need you to fill these in

1884
01:42:11,427 --> 01:42:12,760
and return 'em with your
attendance sheets ASAP.

1885
01:42:12,761 --> 01:42:16,218
I need 'em for the boys' records.
They graduate next week.

1886
01:42:16,219 --> 01:42:17,469
What is this?

1887
01:42:17,470 --> 01:42:20,135
It's a certificate. It says
they've completed the course.

1888
01:42:20,136 --> 01:42:21,761
Oh!

1889
01:42:22,261 --> 01:42:23,595
Well, they haven't. Not yet.

1890
01:42:23,596 --> 01:42:25,804
I'll sign 'em
when they pass the test.

1891
01:42:26,137 --> 01:42:27,470
Test? What test?

1892
01:42:27,471 --> 01:42:29,261
I'm giving 'em a test
this Friday.

1893
01:42:29,262 --> 01:42:32,595
Oh, no, you're not.
Oh, yes, I am.

1894
01:42:32,596 --> 01:42:35,304
Bill, look, you don't kid
around with tests in the army.

1895
01:42:35,305 --> 01:42:36,512
Tests are real things here.

1896
01:42:36,513 --> 01:42:38,762
That's right, including mine.

1897
01:42:38,763 --> 01:42:42,304
Look, you've done your job. The drill
sergeants are happy with your guys.

1898
01:42:42,305 --> 01:42:44,345
They're makin' it as soldiers.

1899
01:42:44,346 --> 01:42:46,014
They don't need your test.

1900
01:42:47,139 --> 01:42:48,430
You're wrong, Tom.

1901
01:42:48,431 --> 01:42:50,472
If they pass it, they'll
know they earned something.

1902
01:42:50,473 --> 01:42:51,972
And if they flunk it,
they're gone.

1903
01:42:51,973 --> 01:42:55,848
This isn't Princeton, Rago. We don't
have summer school. You got it?

1904
01:42:58,181 --> 01:42:59,974
Sit down, please, Bill.

1905
01:43:04,348 --> 01:43:06,849
Look, I know you mean well.

1906
01:43:07,515 --> 01:43:09,807
But this time, listen to me.

1907
01:43:11,308 --> 01:43:13,017
They're almost there.

1908
01:43:13,600 --> 01:43:15,850
Don't do to them
what you did to Hobbs.

1909
01:43:23,142 --> 01:43:24,851
This came for you.

1910
01:43:30,225 --> 01:43:32,018
"Dear Mr. Rago,

1911
01:43:32,392 --> 01:43:34,018
"thanks for all your letters.

1912
01:43:34,019 --> 01:43:36,809
"And I don't know what you and
Captain Murdoch wrote to the warden,

1913
01:43:36,810 --> 01:43:40,893
"but it sure worked, 'cause I
may be gettin' outta here soon.

1914
01:43:40,894 --> 01:43:44,852
"Just wanted you to know,
I've been reading Othello.

1915
01:43:45,226 --> 01:43:46,560
"Imagine that.

1916
01:43:46,561 --> 01:43:50,351
"Mr. Shakespeare writin' about
a black man way back then,

1917
01:43:50,352 --> 01:43:52,061
"and a soldier, too.

1918
01:43:53,936 --> 01:43:59,020
"Prison librarian says I'm the first
to check out Shakespeare in 16 years.

1919
01:43:59,021 --> 01:44:02,853
"She asked me if I was interested in
signin' up for some college classes.

1920
01:44:02,854 --> 01:44:07,854
"I told her if they had a few
teachers like you, I just might.

1921
01:44:15,730 --> 01:44:19,063
"Well, Mr. Rago,
like Hamlet says,

1922
01:44:20,396 --> 01:44:22,230
"'The rest is silence.'

1923
01:44:23,230 --> 01:44:24,898
"Sincerely,

1924
01:44:25,314 --> 01:44:27,064
"Nathanial T. Hobbs."

1925
01:44:37,732 --> 01:44:41,397
Hey, Mr. Rago, let's talk about the
fight between Laertes and Hamlet

1926
01:44:41,398 --> 01:44:42,606
at the end of the play.
Now, that was good.

1927
01:44:42,607 --> 01:44:44,648
Yo, yo, yo. Hey, Billy,
my boy, bust it.

1928
01:44:44,649 --> 01:44:46,024
Let's get back to the graveyard,

1929
01:44:46,025 --> 01:44:49,648
'cause them clowns diggin' up them
skulls, that's the mad stuff.

1930
01:44:49,649 --> 01:44:51,273
Yo, what's up with that?
Yup.

1931
01:44:51,274 --> 01:44:52,773
Okay. Okay.

1932
01:44:52,774 --> 01:44:55,941
Mr. Rago, does Hamlet
have a last name or what?

1933
01:44:55,942 --> 01:44:57,649
I know you know.
You the man.

1934
01:44:57,650 --> 01:45:01,066
Yup, yup, yup. We're gonna
go over everything.

1935
01:45:01,067 --> 01:45:05,984
But, uh… But first I have to
talk to you about something.

1936
01:45:06,609 --> 01:45:09,109
Um, according to the army,

1937
01:45:09,943 --> 01:45:14,943
you're not required to
take a test to pass this class.

1938
01:45:15,359 --> 01:45:16,692
Hallelujah! Hey, yo!

1939
01:45:16,693 --> 01:45:19,401
We passed!

1940
01:45:19,402 --> 01:45:20,902
I give you a A+.

1941
01:45:20,903 --> 01:45:23,943
Thank you. Well, you get an
A+, too. Now, hold on, Mr. Bill.

1942
01:45:23,944 --> 01:45:27,776
What are you sayin' here, that
if we fail, we still pass?

1943
01:45:27,777 --> 01:45:33,153
No, no. If you take a test,
and you fail, you're out.

1944
01:45:33,820 --> 01:45:36,278
You're out of the army.
Is that clear?

1945
01:45:37,487 --> 01:45:39,029
What?

1946
01:45:41,487 --> 01:45:42,695
What?

1947
01:45:42,696 --> 01:45:46,196
Um, you said if
we take the test.

1948
01:45:47,696 --> 01:45:49,987
Yeah, Davis.
The choice is yours.

1949
01:45:49,988 --> 01:45:54,821
Hold on. Hold on, Billy. How 'bout
if we take the test, pass the test?

1950
01:45:54,822 --> 01:45:58,821
We get a bonus, we get, like, keys
to a car, cash, a prize maybe?

1951
01:45:58,822 --> 01:46:00,322
A little somethin'?
Some incentive?

1952
01:46:02,322 --> 01:46:04,031
You get a prize.

1953
01:46:05,280 --> 01:46:06,489
Yeah.

1954
01:46:06,490 --> 01:46:08,281
But you can't drive it,

1955
01:46:09,323 --> 01:46:11,114
or spend it,

1956
01:46:11,531 --> 01:46:13,073
or even see it.

1957
01:46:15,364 --> 01:46:17,198
All you can do is feel it.

1958
01:46:19,741 --> 01:46:21,865
What the hell
kind of prize is that?

1959
01:46:21,866 --> 01:46:24,865
I got a family, all right?
I need this job.

1960
01:46:24,866 --> 01:46:28,615
Imagine goin' home, tellin' your ma
you got a Shakespearean discharge.

1961
01:46:36,408 --> 01:46:37,699
Bill.
Hmm?

1962
01:46:37,700 --> 01:46:40,241
If you get any sadder, you're
gonna trip over your lip.

1963
01:46:43,743 --> 01:46:47,035
I'm sorry. I'm just not
a fun date tonight.

1964
01:46:47,534 --> 01:46:49,742
Aw, just lighten up
a little bit.

1965
01:46:49,743 --> 01:46:53,077
People are gonna think I kidnapped you.

1966
01:46:54,535 --> 01:46:55,784
You know, we get to keep these.

1967
01:46:55,785 --> 01:46:59,117
Ah. I have a lovely
set of 16 at home.

1968
01:46:59,118 --> 01:47:02,618
I'm not much of a collector, but
maybe if I get a bigger footlocker.

1969
01:47:02,619 --> 01:47:05,077
Yeah.

1970
01:47:05,078 --> 01:47:08,577
You have a great sense of humor.
Well, I'm a staff sergeant.

1971
01:47:08,578 --> 01:47:10,619
Staff Sergeant Marie.

1972
01:47:10,620 --> 01:47:12,869
Staff Sergeant Leighton to you.

1973
01:47:12,870 --> 01:47:15,244
- Staff Sergeant anything to me.
- Sergeant?

1974
01:47:15,912 --> 01:47:18,495
Oh, there you are, Shana.
Sorry I'm late.

1975
01:47:18,496 --> 01:47:19,370
Are you okay?
Mmm-hmm.

1976
01:47:20,621 --> 01:47:22,578
Hi. Remember me?

1977
01:47:22,579 --> 01:47:23,620
Hi.

1978
01:47:23,621 --> 01:47:25,745
I'm Shana.

1979
01:47:25,746 --> 01:47:29,080
Shana Leroy. I believe
you know my husband.

1980
01:47:29,455 --> 01:47:31,370
You're Leroy's…

1981
01:47:31,371 --> 01:47:33,579
Yeah. So is he.

1982
01:47:33,580 --> 01:47:35,746
Ah!
I didn't know that…

1983
01:47:35,747 --> 01:47:37,787
Well, how's the kid?
Fine.

1984
01:47:37,788 --> 01:47:39,955
Oh. Oh.
You're right, you know.

1985
01:47:39,956 --> 01:47:42,622
He probably will come out
wearin' a helmet.

1986
01:47:42,623 --> 01:47:45,122
Little joke.

1987
01:47:45,664 --> 01:47:47,331
Yeah?

1988
01:47:48,664 --> 01:47:51,289
These are for you.
Mr. Davis' records.

1989
01:47:58,665 --> 01:48:01,123
Mr. Rago,
can you put it…

1990
01:48:05,833 --> 01:48:09,249
I would show it
to Sergeant Cass first.

1991
01:48:10,500 --> 01:48:12,124
Marie.

1992
01:48:12,625 --> 01:48:14,416
Thank you. Thank you.

1993
01:48:16,751 --> 01:48:19,334
Thank you. And thank you.

1994
01:48:20,876 --> 01:48:23,500
Uh, I'm gonna…
Yeah. Mmm-hmm.

1995
01:48:23,501 --> 01:48:25,375
They're on bivouac tonight.

1996
01:48:27,835 --> 01:48:30,043
Looks like things went well.
Yeah.

1997
01:48:30,044 --> 01:48:32,626
Nice kiss?
Yes, it was. Thanks.

1998
01:48:32,627 --> 01:48:33,502
Mmm-hmm.

1999
01:48:38,336 --> 01:48:39,211
Oh.

2000
01:48:45,211 --> 01:48:49,503
Said weapon was found
approximately 50 yards to my left,

2001
01:48:49,878 --> 01:48:52,669
in a large puddle of water.

2002
01:48:52,670 --> 01:48:53,794
It's my rifle, Drill Sergeant!

2003
01:48:53,795 --> 01:48:56,336
Now, men, this is
totally unacceptable!

2004
01:48:56,337 --> 01:48:58,504
Drill Sergeant,
yes, Drill Sergeant!

2005
01:48:59,670 --> 01:49:01,753
- Fall back in!
- Lou!

2006
01:49:01,754 --> 01:49:03,712
Come here!
I got somethin' for ya!

2007
01:49:03,713 --> 01:49:07,629
Lou! Hey, Lou! Come here!

2008
01:49:07,630 --> 01:49:09,379
It's important!

2009
01:49:11,129 --> 01:49:14,339
I know he does this on purpose.

2010
01:49:17,048 --> 01:49:19,922
Yes, I love this weather!
I love the rain!

2011
01:49:19,923 --> 01:49:21,713
He's crazy.
I love it!

2012
01:49:21,714 --> 01:49:24,047
This is where we really
start trainin'.

2013
01:49:24,048 --> 01:49:27,839
Just because it's rainin', the
battle doesn't stop. Remember that.

2014
01:49:27,840 --> 01:49:29,548
Go!

2015
01:49:32,757 --> 01:49:35,547
My old drill sergeant
used to say… Go!

2016
01:49:37,091 --> 01:49:42,424
"If it ain't rainin', we
ain't trainin'!" Go! Yeah!

2017
01:49:43,925 --> 01:49:46,549
Oh, give me the rain!
Give me the rain!

2018
01:49:47,633 --> 01:49:49,592
Yes, indeed. Go!

2019
01:49:51,258 --> 01:49:54,425
Private Melvin, front and
center on the double!

2020
01:49:56,425 --> 01:49:57,425
Go!

2021
01:50:00,051 --> 01:50:02,800
Private Melvin,
you study Shakespeare.

2022
01:50:02,801 --> 01:50:04,634
Yes, sir, Drill Sergeant!

2023
01:50:04,635 --> 01:50:06,426
Go! Let me hear it, then.

2024
01:50:07,927 --> 01:50:09,926
I study Shakespeare,
Drill Sergeant!

2025
01:50:09,927 --> 01:50:12,469
No! No!
I wanna hear some!

2026
01:50:13,469 --> 01:50:14,594
Recite it. Go!

2027
01:50:17,302 --> 01:50:21,469
Fall back in. Private Benitez!
Front and center!

2028
01:50:27,678 --> 01:50:29,512
Private Benitez, New York.

2029
01:50:31,803 --> 01:50:33,135
You study Shakespeare?

2030
01:50:33,136 --> 01:50:35,845
Drill Sergeant,
yes, Drill Sergeant!

2031
01:50:35,846 --> 01:50:38,012
All right.
Let me hear some. Go!

2032
01:50:38,013 --> 01:50:40,471
I said I wanna
hear some. Let's go!

2033
01:50:44,804 --> 01:50:46,596
"He that lives…"

2034
01:50:50,138 --> 01:50:51,846
Come on, what? What was that?
I can't hear it!

2035
01:50:51,847 --> 01:50:53,514
Come on! Go!

2036
01:50:57,639 --> 01:50:59,473
"He that outlives this day,

2037
01:51:00,640 --> 01:51:02,348
"and comes safe home,

2038
01:51:02,932 --> 01:51:05,180
"Will stand a tip-toe
when this day is named,

2039
01:51:05,181 --> 01:51:08,348
"And rouse him
at the name of Crispian."

2040
01:51:10,181 --> 01:51:13,557
I didn't tell ya to stop.
Keep goin'! Keep goin'!

2041
01:51:15,516 --> 01:51:16,516
Go!

2042
01:51:20,016 --> 01:51:23,307
"He that shall live this day,
and see old age,

2043
01:51:23,308 --> 01:51:26,974
"Will yearly on the vigil
feast his neighbors, And say

2044
01:51:26,975 --> 01:51:29,350
"'To-morrow is
Saint Crispin.'

2045
01:51:30,059 --> 01:51:32,390
"Then will he strip his
sleeve, show his scars.

2046
01:51:32,391 --> 01:51:36,559
"And say 'These wounds I had
on Saint Crispin's Day.'

2047
01:51:38,184 --> 01:51:41,351
"Old men forget,
yet all shall be forgot,

2048
01:51:42,060 --> 01:51:44,892
"But he'll remember
with advantages

2049
01:51:44,893 --> 01:51:47,393
"What feats he did that day,

2050
01:51:47,894 --> 01:51:49,727
"Then shall our names,

2051
01:51:50,227 --> 01:51:53,519
"Familiar in his mouth
as household words

2052
01:51:54,061 --> 01:51:57,561
"Harry the king,
Bedford and Exeter,

2053
01:51:59,062 --> 01:52:00,728
"Warwick and Talbot,

2054
01:52:01,937 --> 01:52:04,394
"Salisbury and Gloucester,

2055
01:52:05,394 --> 01:52:08,603
"Be in their flowing cups
freshly remember'd.

2056
01:52:10,229 --> 01:52:12,729
"And this story shall the
good man teach his son,

2057
01:52:13,938 --> 01:52:16,062
"And Crispin Crispian
shall ne'er go by,

2058
01:52:16,063 --> 01:52:19,062
"From this day to
the ending of the world,

2059
01:52:19,063 --> 01:52:22,730
"But we in it
shall be remember'd."

2060
01:52:26,772 --> 01:52:28,438
"We few,

2061
01:52:30,855 --> 01:52:32,563
"we happy few,

2062
01:52:33,773 --> 01:52:35,439
"we band of brothers,

2063
01:52:37,314 --> 01:52:40,564
"For he to-day that sheds
his blood with me

2064
01:52:41,940 --> 01:52:43,648
"Shall be my brother.

2065
01:52:46,107 --> 01:52:48,439
"And gentlemen in England
now a-bed

2066
01:52:48,440 --> 01:52:52,106
"Shall think themselves
accursed they were not here,

2067
01:52:52,107 --> 01:52:55,607
"And hold their manhoods
cheap whiles any speaks

2068
01:52:56,775 --> 01:52:58,483
"Who fought with us

2069
01:52:58,983 --> 01:53:01,441
"upon Saint Crispin's Day."

2070
01:53:07,108 --> 01:53:08,609
That enough, Drill Sergeant?

2071
01:53:11,984 --> 01:53:13,651
Yes, Benitez. Good.

2072
01:53:20,027 --> 01:53:21,859
That was nice! Good job!

2073
01:53:21,860 --> 01:53:23,652
Great. Great.

2074
01:53:27,985 --> 01:53:30,150
What's this?

2075
01:53:30,151 --> 01:53:32,318
These are Davis'
father's records.

2076
01:53:32,319 --> 01:53:34,653
Do what you think is right.

2077
01:53:42,862 --> 01:53:44,194
Warriors!

2078
01:53:44,195 --> 01:53:47,695
Double! Rear!
Hesitate! March!

2079
01:53:49,820 --> 01:53:51,861
Ah… Ah…

2080
01:53:51,862 --> 01:53:53,695
Damn!
Double! Rear!

2081
01:53:54,029 --> 01:53:55,696
Change step! March!

2082
01:53:57,072 --> 01:53:59,195
Ah… Ah…

2083
01:53:59,196 --> 01:54:01,696
Damn good!
Change step! March!

2084
01:54:35,866 --> 01:54:37,574
Column left! March!

2085
01:54:38,574 --> 01:54:43,075
Left, left, left, right, left. ALL:
Go, company. Company. Warriors!

2086
01:54:43,076 --> 01:54:46,742
Left, left, left, right, left.

2087
01:54:47,076 --> 01:54:48,867
Left, left.

2088
01:54:49,200 --> 01:54:50,909
Squad, halt!

2089
01:54:52,076 --> 01:54:53,743
Right face!

2090
01:54:55,326 --> 01:54:58,408
Fall out to instructional
positions! Hoo-ah!

2091
01:54:58,409 --> 01:55:02,367
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,

2092
01:55:02,368 --> 01:55:06,785
five, four, three,
two, one, freeze!

2093
01:55:06,786 --> 01:55:07,911
I said freeze!

2094
01:55:09,244 --> 01:55:12,744
Squad, assume test
positions! Hoo-ah!

2095
01:55:16,494 --> 01:55:21,620
Sir! Double-D squad reporting
for final exam… Sir.

2096
01:55:23,954 --> 01:55:24,954
Hoo-ah!

2097
01:55:31,454 --> 01:55:34,537
I feel sorry for Ophelia
'cause she kills herself.

2098
01:55:34,538 --> 01:55:37,120
'Cause first Hamlet dumps her,
and then he kills her father.

2099
01:55:37,121 --> 01:55:39,828
It was an accident,
but he did it.

2100
01:55:39,829 --> 01:55:44,747
So she dies without ever knowing the
truth, that he really did love her.

2101
01:55:46,163 --> 01:55:48,663
Suicide ain't the way out.

2102
01:55:48,664 --> 01:55:52,665
A lot of people are on their
own, and they make it.

2103
01:55:59,331 --> 01:56:01,873
The Ghost.
Excellent.

2104
01:56:05,207 --> 01:56:07,666
Benitez.
Uh, Yorick.

2105
01:56:08,041 --> 01:56:09,373
Yorick.

2106
01:56:09,374 --> 01:56:11,289
Yeah.

2107
01:56:11,290 --> 01:56:13,958
Haywood. Laertes.

2108
01:56:14,958 --> 01:56:16,667
Gimme somebody else.

2109
01:56:17,500 --> 01:56:20,708
Laertes, Haywood.
Laertes is a fool!

2110
01:56:21,708 --> 01:56:25,332
He ain't never stopped to think about
what type of person Hamlet was.

2111
01:56:25,333 --> 01:56:27,542
All he does is do what
the king tells him to do.

2112
01:56:27,543 --> 01:56:30,667
When he fights Hamlet, all they
do is end up killin' each other.

2113
01:56:30,668 --> 01:56:34,375
That's his problem. He don't
stop and think before he acts.

2114
01:56:34,376 --> 01:56:36,001
I want somebody else, Bill.

2115
01:56:43,210 --> 01:56:45,167
Queen Gertrude.

2116
01:56:45,168 --> 01:56:47,417
Fortinbras.

2117
01:56:47,418 --> 01:56:49,918
What did we learn
from the graveyard scene?

2118
01:56:49,919 --> 01:56:51,252
Leroy.

2119
01:56:51,253 --> 01:56:53,710
Well, maybe it means something,
maybe it don't, but, um…

2120
01:56:53,711 --> 01:56:56,168
Well, I can see why the
gravedigger say he went to work

2121
01:56:56,169 --> 01:56:58,502
the very day Hamlet was born.

2122
01:56:58,503 --> 01:57:01,711
I mean… Well, it's kinda
funny when you think about it.

2123
01:57:02,379 --> 01:57:05,004
The day you're born,
you start to die.

2124
01:57:08,546 --> 01:57:11,879
You see, when Hamlet see
that skull in the graveyard,

2125
01:57:12,254 --> 01:57:13,754
he see the light.

2126
01:57:14,421 --> 01:57:16,587
Skull ain't got
no tongue, you see?

2127
01:57:16,588 --> 01:57:19,420
That's why, later, when
Hamlet's lyin' there, dyin',

2128
01:57:19,421 --> 01:57:21,420
he won't let his man Horatio
kill himself.

2129
01:57:21,421 --> 01:57:23,922
Say, "Nah, man.
I'm already gone.

2130
01:57:24,588 --> 01:57:26,798
"Don't fall
on your sword for me.

2131
01:57:27,548 --> 01:57:30,338
"You gotta go on
and be my tongue,

2132
01:57:30,339 --> 01:57:32,923
"tell my story,
so I can live on."

2133
01:57:34,297 --> 01:57:36,965
You dig what I'm sayin'?
It's deep, ya know?

2134
01:57:37,799 --> 01:57:40,381
It's way deep. Two times.
Yeah. All right.

2135
01:57:40,382 --> 01:57:42,924
Two times, baby.
Three times, my boy.

2136
01:57:43,590 --> 01:57:45,757
So what do we get
out of this play?

2137
01:57:47,091 --> 01:57:48,091
Melvin.

2138
01:57:52,258 --> 01:57:53,758
You know,

2139
01:57:55,258 --> 01:57:58,257
all the people in the play, the kings
and the queens and the princes,

2140
01:57:58,258 --> 01:57:59,757
they all die.

2141
01:57:59,758 --> 01:58:02,968
And in the end, all that's
left is the two guys,

2142
01:58:03,384 --> 01:58:05,801
Fortinbras and Horatio.

2143
01:58:07,384 --> 01:58:09,842
A soldier and a student.

2144
01:58:11,342 --> 01:58:12,969
Ain't that somethin'?

2145
01:58:14,468 --> 01:58:16,843
That is something, Melvin.

2146
01:58:21,593 --> 01:58:23,676
Some eight or nine weeks ago,
a young man or woman

2147
01:58:23,677 --> 01:58:27,802
apprehensively boarded a train,
plane, or got into a car,

2148
01:58:27,803 --> 01:58:31,426
and began a journey to
become a part of something

2149
01:58:31,427 --> 01:58:35,971
they only knew vaguely
as the army.

2150
01:58:37,137 --> 01:58:38,719
That's Marie over there.

2151
01:58:38,720 --> 01:58:41,261
- They did not go away to do something.
- See?

2152
01:58:41,262 --> 01:58:43,636
This is Emily.
My daughter.

2153
01:58:43,637 --> 01:58:46,636
Hi.
I met her here.

2154
01:58:46,637 --> 01:58:48,512
Well, you could tell.
She's cute.

2155
01:58:48,513 --> 01:58:50,720
Thank you.
Well, she's very nice.

2156
01:58:50,721 --> 01:58:53,679
Today, we see them
on this graduation field.

2157
01:58:53,680 --> 01:58:57,138
They are somehow
stronger, prouder,

2158
01:58:58,179 --> 01:59:00,180
more mature, changed.

2159
01:59:01,681 --> 01:59:04,513
Today, you fine
young men and women

2160
01:59:04,514 --> 01:59:08,388
assume your positions as
guardians of America's future,

2161
01:59:08,389 --> 01:59:10,429
and that future
looks bright indeed,

2162
01:59:10,430 --> 01:59:13,140
for both you and your country.

2163
01:59:13,848 --> 01:59:18,015
But we must never forget our
debt of gratitude to the past,

2164
01:59:18,682 --> 01:59:22,015
and those who have served
the army so bravely

2165
01:59:23,224 --> 01:59:24,849
and so well.

2166
01:59:25,724 --> 01:59:29,224
That is why
I am especially proud

2167
01:59:31,266 --> 01:59:33,058
to dedicate this ceremony

2168
01:59:34,767 --> 01:59:38,934
to a fallen, but not
forgotten, American hero.

2169
01:59:40,725 --> 01:59:43,933
A young radio operator
serving in Vietnam,

2170
01:59:43,934 --> 01:59:48,060
whose platoon came under mortar
attack near the outpost at Soc Trang.

2171
01:59:49,560 --> 01:59:52,893
This soldier held his post
under fire

2172
01:59:53,560 --> 01:59:56,433
to relay coordinates,

2173
01:59:56,434 --> 02:00:00,936
which facilitated
an artillery response.

2174
02:00:01,561 --> 02:00:05,061
This soldier gave his own life

2175
02:00:06,561 --> 02:00:08,978
in order to prevent the loss

2176
02:00:09,602 --> 02:00:11,270
of so many others.

2177
02:00:12,603 --> 02:00:15,435
I want to thank
a civilian instructor

2178
02:00:15,436 --> 02:00:17,435
for pointing out this oversight,

2179
02:00:17,436 --> 02:00:19,937
Mr. William Rago,

2180
02:00:21,813 --> 02:00:25,645
for his efforts in seeing that the
family of this fallen soldier

2181
02:00:25,646 --> 02:00:30,105
receives the honor
he so richly deserves.

2182
02:00:34,564 --> 02:00:37,272
Company, attention!

2183
02:00:57,482 --> 02:01:00,024
Son, it's an honor
to present to you

2184
02:01:00,649 --> 02:01:03,315
your father's Silver Star.

2185
02:01:25,192 --> 02:01:26,985
About face!

2186
02:01:42,610 --> 02:01:45,070
Eyes right!

2187
02:01:45,528 --> 02:01:47,319
Gee, they're tough.

2188
02:01:47,695 --> 02:01:50,028
To the right, march!

2189
02:01:55,654 --> 02:01:58,071
Eyes right!

2190
02:01:59,529 --> 02:02:02,071
Forward march!
There's Miranda.

2191
02:02:05,529 --> 02:02:07,363
Face front!

2192
02:02:17,572 --> 02:02:19,406
That's them. That's them.

2193
02:02:23,281 --> 02:02:24,406
Eyes right!

2194
02:02:32,615 --> 02:02:34,365
Ready! Front!

2195
02:02:35,574 --> 02:02:37,614
Double-Ds, eyes right!

2196
02:03:08,910 --> 02:03:12,243
Get in step!
Left, right, left.

2197
02:03:12,618 --> 02:03:14,701
Left… Stay together!

2198
02:03:14,702 --> 02:03:18,161
Left, left, left, right, left.

2199
02:03:18,744 --> 02:03:20,827
Signin' up for
another term, Bill?

2200
02:03:20,828 --> 02:03:22,952
Sir, yes, sir!

2201
02:03:22,953 --> 02:03:26,035
That's the way
the English do it, Rago.

2202
02:03:26,036 --> 02:03:29,661
Your left, your left, your
left, right, left.

2203
02:03:29,662 --> 02:03:31,869
Left, left.