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One of the reasons I
love Brown Valley so much
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is that when you do business here,
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chances are good you know the
person you're dealing with.
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They're a neighbor or a
friend or a friend of a friend.
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And you can trust them because
they're part of a community.
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If there is a bad egg around,
people find out pretty fast.
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This is why BrownStar Insurance
has prospered for 25 years.
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We always do right by our customers.
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Kurt, Pam,
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this policy's gonna save you $400 a
year, and it covers everything you need.
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Down the road, you win the
lottery, come back on in here,
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and I'll sell you the
spendiest policy we got.
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Seriously, guys, I'm
gonna take care of you.
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- Hello, Mrs. Vanderhei.
- It's Macy, Tim.
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- I told you to call me Macy.
- Sorry, I keep forgetting.
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- It's a hard habit to break.
- Well, you better get it right soon or
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I'm gonna have to make
you stay after school.
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Bring it. Bring it.
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There you go.
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Do you realize I used to
just stare and stare at you
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when you were teaching us about
the rainforests or whatever?
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And I would think,
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"I wonder what Mrs. V looks
like with her clothes off."
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And then, boom, we run into
each other in line at True Value
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and, boom, here we are, making love.
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Like, once a week.
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It's like it was fate or something.
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Did you ever used to look
at me and think dirty things?
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You were 12.
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Right.
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I got you something.
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- It's a scarlet tanager.
- Mmm.
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Like the birds you
had in your classroom.
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That's very sweet. Thank you.
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Wait, wait.
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Look on his wing.
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Hmm.
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Isn't that pretty? Is that a...
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It's a promise ring.
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Promising what?
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Well...
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We're just having a good time here.
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No, we're not. We're
having the best time.
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Hi, I'm Roger Lemke.
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At BrownStar Insurance,
we endeavor to give you
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the coverage you need at
the best prices around.
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It's the reason that BrownStar
Insurance has been awarded
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the prestigious Two Diamond Award
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from the American
Society of Mutual Insurers
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for three years running.
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Because at BrownStar Insurance,
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we insure your dreams.
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Holy Christmas!
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You knocked her out of the park.
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You knocked it out of
the G-D park, buddy!
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I'm just a pretty face.
That copy was all you, Bill.
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- Well, I...
- I do have one gripe with you, boss.
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- Mmm-hmm? - If you'd waited
till after Cedar Rapids,
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I could have won the Two Diamonds
for you four years running.
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Four years!
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How do you it, Roger?
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- So proud of you, Roggie.
- Mmm...
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Hey, Roger.
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Tim Lippe! I didn't even see you there.
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Oh, man.
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- Did you see it?
- Yeah. You were so awesome.
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- Oh! Thanks, buddy. Thank you.
- Super awesome. Just...
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Hey, Roger.
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Watch your back, Brad Pitt.
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Thank you for the kind words, buddy.
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Wow, cake.
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Awesome.
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- Hello?
- Tim, it's Bill.
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- Hey, Bill.
- He's gone! Tim, he's gone.
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Oh, God, I can't believe it.
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- What?
- It's Roger.
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What are you... What
are you talking about?
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Gwen found him in the bathroom.
He had a belt tied around his neck.
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Oh, my gosh.
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- He was half naked, Tim.
- Oh, jeez.
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All this time, Roger was
some kind of twisted deviant.
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Bill, the way Roger
died was an accident.
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Believe what you want, but
people are talking, Tim.
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Commitment to God is a big
part of the Two Diamonds.
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Big part.
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Now, people are talking.
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Hey, come here, come here. Here you go.
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This was Roger's Two
Diamonds presentation.
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Yeah, and it's a guaranteed
Two Diamond winner.
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And believe me, I'd go myself,
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but I'm locked in to my daughter's
wedding over in Gladstone
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I got no flex.
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What are you saying, Bill?
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I am saying, you need to go down
there and give this presentation, Tim.
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I can't go to Cedar Rapids.
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You can't... You don't want
to send me to Cedar Rapids.
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All right, listen to
me, you were what, 16,
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when I gave you that filing
job right after your mom passed?
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You were living on your own,
pretty much. All by yourself.
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And I'm thinking, "Now, here's
a kid who's gonna go places."
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And then somehow, you just didn't.
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- I can't.
- You're all I got, kid.
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I need you to go down there and
prove that BrownStar is a good outfit,
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an upstanding goddamn Christian outfit.
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Now, the only thing you have
to worry about getting good with
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is Orin Helgesson.
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He's the president.
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He's the final decider
on the Two Diamonds.
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So, near the end of the weekend,
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you're gonna sit down
one-on-one with him in his suite
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and deliver that presentation.
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He needs to be convinced that
we're still worthy of that award.
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If we don't fix this, our
clients will leave us, Tim.
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And we'll all be out in the street.
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Farmers are confronted with
an unpredictable risk-filled...
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Unpredictable world of
risk-filled uncertainty.
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- Cedar Rapids.
- Cedar Rapids.
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I can't believe that I'm actually
going. But I gotta do it, right?
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I mean, it's not just my job.
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Six other people's entire
livelihoods depend on this.
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Plus Carol, who does
part-time seasonal work, so...
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You'll be fine.
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- Hey, Charlie.
- Tim, what's up?
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I'm going down to Cedar Rapids
for the big ASMI convention.
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Oh, good. Good.
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You can keep that for now.
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So all liquids, gels, aerosols
must be placed in a Ziploc,
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and then your computer, we take out of
the case and run through the machine.
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It's just me.
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Yeah, we gotta do it
for everybody, so...
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Tim!
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Oh, praise Christ you haven't left yet.
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Hey, Bill.
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Hey.
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I can't believe I forgot
to give this to you.
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It's an ASMI bible. All right?
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It'll tell you who to
talk to and who to avoid,
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who best to fellowship
with, network, you know.
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Dean Ziegler, Stevens Point, Wisconsin.
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Ziegler.
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You know that son of bitch called
one of Lemke's biggest clients,
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Joyce Armbruster?
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Smeared Roger's name.
Freaking goddang poacher.
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Avoid Ziegler like the plague, please.
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Now, Ronald Wilkes, the
guy I got you rooming with,
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- that's who I want you to stick by.
- Okay.
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All right? All right,
then, come here. Come on.
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Well, you lucky ducks have
obviously been seated in an exit row.
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I just need to make sure you're
willing and able to assist crew members
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in the event of an emergency evacuation.
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I've actually never been
on an airplane before.
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Well, you'll do awesome.
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Well, if you do need help, I'm in.
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Thank you.
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Oh, sweet.
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Hey, man. Can I bum a heater?
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What's that now?
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A cigarette?
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No, sorry, I can't help you there.
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- Are you here for the convention?
- Yeah.
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Yeah. Tim Lippe, BrownStar Insurance.
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Bree. I'm Bree.
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Nice to meet you, Bree.
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Old trade secret for you.
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If you keep smoking, your premiums
are gonna go through the roof.
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Thanks, Dr. Phil.
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Hey, instead of a heater,
how about butterscotch?
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Nice.
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Listen, Tim, if you wanna
party, you let me know.
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I'm always around.
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You got it. Party hardy. Nice
chatting with you, Bree. See you.
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Wow!
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Checking in with us, sir?
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Yeah, I am. Pretty
excited about it, too.
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All right. Can I get your name?
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Tim Lippe.
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And we just need a credit
card for the incidentals.
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Well, Trent, I was under the impression
that you honored traveler's checks.
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You bet. We just need to
make an imprint of the card,
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just like I say, for the incidentals.
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Credit card?
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All right.
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It's standard.
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Don't worry. We are not gonna charge it.
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No, see. Looks liked
you just charged it.
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Just an imprint.
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Okay.
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Hey, Tim.
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So I just did the whole check-in
rigmarole, and I'm on my way to my room.
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- Have you seen the pool yet?
- Yeah.
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It's incredible. I mean, there's
like palm trees and stuff.
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And the whole place smells like chlorine.
It's like I'm in Barbados or somewhere.
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Oh, here we are. Mi casa.
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Junior suite. Hang on a second here.
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Figure out how this deal works. The
key is like a stinking credit card.
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What is it? Tim?
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There's an Afro-American
man standing in my room.
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What's he doing?
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He's smiling at me.
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Oh, no. Run for your life.
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Are you Tim? Tim Lippe?
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I'm Ronald Wilkes.
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Bill Krogstad said we
were gonna be roommates.
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Tim, are you okay?
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- Does he speak your language?
- Yes.
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He actually seems pretty friendly so
I'm gonna call you back later, okay?
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You are Tim?
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Oh, yes, of course I am.
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Just for a minute there,
I was like, "Whoa."
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Okay.
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You wanna come in and
take a look at the room?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Check out these digs.
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Hey, look, Tim, the reason we
got the junior suite upgrade
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is because the hotel overbooked.
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The point being, they were asking
folks to take on a third roommate
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to consolidate space.
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Now, to me, the savings
of adding a third guy
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sounded like a real positive.
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If you got any qualms, I hear you.
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LNC. That's "Loud and Clear."
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Who would share... Who would share beds?
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That's a pull-out couch.
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This isn't Woodstock, Tim.
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I'm sure whoever it is
will be straight shooter.
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Janita, double stock
my mini bar, please.
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1019, thank you.
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Taco Bill, back in the saddle.
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Hey, Ned. Get some
honey on your stinger?
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I love it.
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So far, it's just the one
billboard north of St. Cloud.
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But at the end of the day, it's NTS.
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Not too shabby.
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NTS. That's hilarious.
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Ronald Wilkes, I presume. The Ronimal!
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Give me some love, my soul brother!
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Turn down the volume,
Ziegler. You just got here.
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What's the matter, friend?
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You've never seen a choco-vanilla
love sandwich before?
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- Wait till we start the butt fucking.
- No.
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I'm just having fun.
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Dean Ziegler, Stevens Point,
Wisconsin. Call me Deanzie.
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Tim Lippe, from Brown Valley,
Wisconsin. BrownStar Insurance.
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Oh, sure, yeah. Bill
Krogstad's joint right?
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The Kroger!
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That's what I call him.
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Oh, shit.
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00:14:16,721 --> 00:14:19,349
I was so sorry to hear about
Lemke's passing up there.
249
00:14:20,225 --> 00:14:21,817
That's guy was tits as a rep.
250
00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:25,825
Yeah. Well, Roger was
just a super great man.
251
00:14:26,164 --> 00:14:29,065
Amen on that. Yeah.
252
00:14:29,901 --> 00:14:30,993
Real tragedy.
253
00:14:34,472 --> 00:14:36,565
Well, I don't know about you wing-nuts,
254
00:14:36,674 --> 00:14:38,904
but the Deanzie could use a drinksy.
255
00:14:39,077 --> 00:14:41,910
What do you say we head straight
to Horizons for happy hour?
256
00:14:42,013 --> 00:14:44,914
You get two-for-one
drinks, ten-cent wings,
257
00:14:45,016 --> 00:14:47,280
all-you-care-to-eat
pussy buffet.
258
00:14:47,385 --> 00:14:49,353
That line was unappealing
last year, Dean.
259
00:14:49,454 --> 00:14:50,546
It remains so now.
260
00:14:50,655 --> 00:14:51,622
Ronimal!
261
00:14:52,023 --> 00:14:53,888
I'm gonna watch President
Helgesson's opening remarks.
262
00:14:54,058 --> 00:14:55,958
Oh, God. That smug fuck.
263
00:14:56,794 --> 00:14:59,092
Helgesson's trying to turn
ASMI into a goddamn religion
264
00:14:59,197 --> 00:15:01,131
with all this God and morality bullshit.
265
00:15:02,433 --> 00:15:04,458
All right, you ladies stay
here and do your nails.
266
00:15:04,569 --> 00:15:07,436
But I'm going to Horizon's
where the action is, all right?
267
00:15:16,848 --> 00:15:18,543
I'm Orin Helgesson,
268
00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:22,347
your ASMI Midwest
Region Chapter President.
269
00:15:23,021 --> 00:15:26,388
If you haven't picked up your
welcome kits yet, see Mike Pyle.
270
00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:27,725
Mike Pyle.
271
00:15:27,959 --> 00:15:31,417
He owns the sixth largest Allstate
agency in the upper Midwest.
272
00:15:31,963 --> 00:15:33,157
The guy's a shark.
273
00:15:33,364 --> 00:15:35,525
I'm more worried about this Ziegler guy.
274
00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:38,799
I was specifically warned
to stay away from him.
275
00:15:39,737 --> 00:15:41,204
Don't worry about him. He's harmless.
276
00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:46,141
I'd like to talk Two
Diamonds for a minute here.
277
00:15:46,444 --> 00:15:49,038
The Two Diamond
Certificate of Excellence
278
00:15:49,147 --> 00:15:50,739
is awarded every year
279
00:15:50,848 --> 00:15:54,545
to the agency that best
exemplifies the ASMI decree
280
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:57,979
"to provide high quality insurance,
281
00:15:58,089 --> 00:16:01,923
"while maintaining commitment
to community, country and God. "
282
00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:04,319
We have a record number
of entries this year.
283
00:16:04,429 --> 00:16:06,158
Over 50 agencies. So...
284
00:16:06,264 --> 00:16:07,993
Did he say 50 agencies?
285
00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:11,032
Yeah, it's gonna be brutal this year.
286
00:16:13,271 --> 00:16:17,071
Hey, come on. You're
gonna do fine. Relax.
287
00:16:19,644 --> 00:16:20,611
Thanks.
288
00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:24,676
- Hey, baby girl.
- Hey, Tim. How's it going?
289
00:16:24,782 --> 00:16:25,942
I'm in over my head.
290
00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:29,944
You'll do fine. I'm putting
you on speaker, sweetie.
291
00:16:30,254 --> 00:16:32,119
I just really wish you had come with me.
292
00:16:32,223 --> 00:16:35,624
Oh, no. This is your
thing. You'll do a good job.
293
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,660
Well, I gotta run in a sec.
294
00:16:37,762 --> 00:16:40,754
I'm meeting some folks
for fish at the Eagles.
295
00:16:40,865 --> 00:16:42,264
I really miss you.
296
00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:45,531
- You'll do fine.
- Thank you. I'll try.
297
00:16:45,837 --> 00:16:47,429
I really miss you.
298
00:16:47,672 --> 00:16:48,866
Okay, bye, honey.
299
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,707
I'll dream of you in my heart.
300
00:17:13,297 --> 00:17:14,457
You were checking me out.
301
00:17:14,565 --> 00:17:15,827
What?
302
00:17:16,768 --> 00:17:19,100
I'm gonna have to tell the hotel
there's some pervo in fitness center
303
00:17:19,203 --> 00:17:20,227
hitting on innocent women.
304
00:17:20,338 --> 00:17:21,669
What? Whoa! No.
305
00:17:23,641 --> 00:17:25,233
I wasn't doing that.
306
00:17:25,576 --> 00:17:27,066
I'm, like, pre-engaged with somebody.
307
00:17:27,178 --> 00:17:28,440
Unbelievable.
308
00:17:28,546 --> 00:17:29,945
That poor woman should
know what you're up to.
309
00:17:30,281 --> 00:17:33,114
I'm not up to anything.
I swear, I'm not...
310
00:17:33,584 --> 00:17:34,676
Oh, man.
311
00:17:37,622 --> 00:17:39,021
I'm totally messing with you.
312
00:17:39,123 --> 00:17:41,250
I'm sorry. Oh, my God, I'm such a jerk.
313
00:17:41,359 --> 00:17:43,725
Okay, yeah.
314
00:17:43,995 --> 00:17:45,087
Well, that's different.
315
00:17:45,663 --> 00:17:48,791
I'm so sorry. Joan Ostrowski-Fox.
316
00:17:50,134 --> 00:17:51,431
- Hi.
- Hi.
317
00:17:51,536 --> 00:17:53,436
- Tim Lippe.
- Hi, Mr. Lippe.
318
00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:55,403
I'm in town for the ASMI convention.
319
00:17:55,506 --> 00:17:58,202
I'm here for ASMI, too. I'm
from "Oh, my God," Nebraska.
320
00:17:58,409 --> 00:17:59,774
- Omaha.
- Yeah.
321
00:18:01,179 --> 00:18:04,239
Well, I'm gross, so I will
bid you a farewell, Mr. Lippe.
322
00:18:04,482 --> 00:18:05,972
- Okay.
- See you at Horizon's tonight?
323
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:08,343
Yeah, I don't... Well, maybe.
324
00:18:08,853 --> 00:18:10,514
A girl can dream.
325
00:18:21,532 --> 00:18:23,363
- How are you doing?
- Good.
326
00:18:23,968 --> 00:18:25,026
Um...
327
00:18:25,336 --> 00:18:27,395
I really enjoyed your
speech, President Helgesson.
328
00:18:27,805 --> 00:18:30,069
Oh. You were in there. Marvelous.
329
00:18:30,575 --> 00:18:32,475
I don't think we've met.
330
00:18:33,744 --> 00:18:35,109
Tim Lippe.
331
00:18:35,213 --> 00:18:37,204
Down from Brown Valley,
Wisconsin, BrownStar Insurance.
332
00:18:38,149 --> 00:18:42,745
Oh, boy. Tim, I don't know
what to say. I'm just...
333
00:18:43,688 --> 00:18:45,087
We're all feeling it.
334
00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:47,750
I'm so sorry for the loss.
335
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:50,253
Yeah, it's been really hard.
336
00:18:50,928 --> 00:18:53,123
Come here, son. Come here.
337
00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:02,701
Now, Tim, let me give you
338
00:19:03,741 --> 00:19:07,233
a few extra drink coupons for Horizon's.
339
00:19:07,845 --> 00:19:11,804
You go down there and fellowship and
network with your colleagues. Huh?
340
00:19:11,916 --> 00:19:13,611
Thank you, President Helgesson.
341
00:19:13,718 --> 00:19:15,413
No, please. Orin.
342
00:19:24,562 --> 00:19:26,826
Hey, Bree isn't it?
343
00:19:27,265 --> 00:19:29,495
- Yeah, the butterscotch dude right?
- Yeah.
344
00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:32,836
That's me, Captain
Butterscotch. You guys want some?
345
00:19:33,404 --> 00:19:34,996
Yeah.
346
00:19:36,807 --> 00:19:39,071
Tim Lippe, BrownStar Insurance.
347
00:19:39,443 --> 00:19:41,070
Glen Lindstrom. Lindy.
348
00:19:41,612 --> 00:19:44,103
Lindy Lindstrom. Excellent to meet you.
349
00:19:44,749 --> 00:19:46,273
What are you guys up to?
350
00:19:55,927 --> 00:19:56,894
Timbo!
351
00:19:57,228 --> 00:19:58,195
Right here, roomie.
352
00:19:58,963 --> 00:20:00,157
Party headquarters, right here.
353
00:20:00,431 --> 00:20:02,592
- How's it going, Tim?
- Hi, Ronald.
354
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,825
- Dean?
- Come on. Call me Deanzie.
355
00:20:05,236 --> 00:20:07,397
- What can I get you?
- Do you have root beer?
356
00:20:07,939 --> 00:20:09,031
You want a nipple on that?
357
00:20:09,774 --> 00:20:11,173
Ha-ha. No.
358
00:20:11,342 --> 00:20:14,470
The sooner you learn to ignore this
degenerate, Tim, the better off you'll be.
359
00:20:14,579 --> 00:20:16,706
Degenerate! I love it! That's me!
360
00:20:17,682 --> 00:20:19,240
Okay, Big Time Tim,
361
00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:23,446
what exactly are you looking
for, pussy-wise, in Cedar Crapids?
362
00:20:24,488 --> 00:20:26,615
Nothing, actually.
363
00:20:28,326 --> 00:20:30,624
What? Why are you showing
me a picture of your mom?
364
00:20:30,795 --> 00:20:32,660
She's hot. No offense.
365
00:20:33,264 --> 00:20:34,424
She's not my mom. Okay?
366
00:20:34,532 --> 00:20:36,796
She's my girlfriend, and
we're basically pre-engaged.
367
00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:39,096
Whoa, whoa. My bad.
Beautiful woman, in any case.
368
00:20:39,437 --> 00:20:41,496
Wait a minute, what's "pre-engaged"?
369
00:20:41,606 --> 00:20:43,836
'Cause if I was "pre-engaged,"
370
00:20:43,941 --> 00:20:46,774
I will be pre-porking
anything with a pulse.
371
00:20:46,978 --> 00:20:49,572
Where's your moral compass,
Ziegler? You're married yourself.
372
00:20:49,714 --> 00:20:52,274
Was married, Ronald. Was.
373
00:20:52,383 --> 00:20:54,817
Oh, jeez, you and Patti split up?
374
00:20:54,919 --> 00:20:56,113
Oh, I'm sorry.
375
00:20:57,154 --> 00:21:02,251
She's an asshole.
Ass-fucking-hole.
376
00:21:03,294 --> 00:21:06,195
Seventeen years of marriage,
straight down the shitter.
377
00:21:07,898 --> 00:21:10,059
Lucky if one of them was decent.
378
00:21:12,370 --> 00:21:16,033
What was I talking about?
Who wants to get wasted!
379
00:21:16,173 --> 00:21:17,197
Choo-choo!
380
00:21:18,242 --> 00:21:20,540
Hubba-hubba, check out those studs!
381
00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:22,940
- Whoo! - Joan
Ostrowski-Fox.
382
00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:26,308
Oh, Ron Ronald, you look Rontastic.
383
00:21:26,517 --> 00:21:28,314
This one. Oh, I could just
384
00:21:28,419 --> 00:21:30,182
squeeze you to death,
you little firecracker!
385
00:21:31,422 --> 00:21:32,389
How are you sweetheart?
386
00:21:32,590 --> 00:21:33,955
Oh, so good.
387
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:37,586
Oh, Lippe. My lippies are sealed.
388
00:21:37,795 --> 00:21:39,262
You know this guy?
389
00:21:39,797 --> 00:21:41,765
Oh, that's right. From
the fitness center.
390
00:21:41,866 --> 00:21:45,267
Yeah. I was really naughty with you
down there. I'm really sorry, Tim.
391
00:21:45,369 --> 00:21:47,166
- Oh, no. She's not.
- Oh, no. I'm not.
392
00:21:48,406 --> 00:21:49,896
Shots. Let's do it.
What do you want guys?
393
00:21:50,007 --> 00:21:51,031
- J�ger time.
- J�ger for me.
394
00:21:51,142 --> 00:21:53,201
Twist my arm. Drambuie.
395
00:21:53,377 --> 00:21:54,776
- Lippe? - I'm
a non-drinker.
396
00:21:54,879 --> 00:21:55,903
Oh, that's a bummer.
397
00:21:56,013 --> 00:21:57,981
Timbo, you gotta strap
on a set of gords.
398
00:21:58,082 --> 00:21:59,049
- Yeah.
- All right?
399
00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:00,447
Come on, one won't kill you.
400
00:22:01,352 --> 00:22:02,910
Jeez, okay.
401
00:22:03,321 --> 00:22:05,812
If you guys are gonna beat me up...
402
00:22:07,725 --> 00:22:08,714
Cream sherry.
403
00:22:08,859 --> 00:22:11,089
Cream sherry? You're insane.
404
00:22:12,296 --> 00:22:14,161
That's the craziest
thing I've ever heard.
405
00:22:14,265 --> 00:22:15,892
This one's weird.
406
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:17,260
Ready? Here we go.
407
00:22:19,003 --> 00:22:20,436
In your hole!
408
00:22:25,109 --> 00:22:26,406
You be careful not to get
too loaded there, Lippe.
409
00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:28,034
I might have to take advantage of you.
410
00:22:28,879 --> 00:22:30,676
Hey. Excuse me.
411
00:22:30,781 --> 00:22:31,975
Come on, I'm just razzing.
412
00:22:32,149 --> 00:22:33,116
Cut it out!
413
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:36,914
You know what? It's been a long day.
414
00:22:37,021 --> 00:22:39,683
- Oh, come on, Timbo. Relax.
- Come on, I didn't mean anything by it.
415
00:22:40,224 --> 00:22:41,486
Good night.
416
00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:48,460
You can squeeze my ass, Joan.
417
00:22:48,566 --> 00:22:49,863
Ouch!
418
00:23:07,485 --> 00:23:12,081
The government currently subsidizes $935
million worth of insurance policies...
419
00:23:12,189 --> 00:23:16,250
- I'm in here! I'm in here...
- I know, I know. This needs to be private.
420
00:23:17,495 --> 00:23:18,689
Listen...
421
00:23:20,131 --> 00:23:21,189
Whoa!
422
00:23:21,665 --> 00:23:23,656
Something really didn't
agree with you, huh?
423
00:23:23,768 --> 00:23:26,362
Yeah, I had... I think
it was tainted yogurt.
424
00:23:27,371 --> 00:23:30,863
Listen, meet me in the stair...
425
00:23:30,975 --> 00:23:33,739
Meet me in the stairwell
in five minutes. All right?
426
00:23:33,844 --> 00:23:35,709
Pinch it off, it's important.
427
00:23:35,813 --> 00:23:37,144
Jesus Christ.
428
00:23:41,752 --> 00:23:42,912
Psst!
429
00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:44,385
Timbo.
430
00:23:49,794 --> 00:23:50,818
We gotta talk.
431
00:23:51,195 --> 00:23:52,662
What? What is going on?
432
00:23:52,830 --> 00:23:56,231
After you left, I found
out some serious shit.
433
00:23:56,834 --> 00:23:59,132
There is a petition going around
434
00:24:00,070 --> 00:24:03,039
trying to take away your
company's Two Diamond Awards.
435
00:24:03,274 --> 00:24:04,263
What?
436
00:24:04,375 --> 00:24:09,369
They're saying Lemke's sexual
peccadilloes were not godly,
437
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,879
quote unquote.
438
00:24:10,981 --> 00:24:12,949
Somebody passed it to me, and I'm like,
439
00:24:13,050 --> 00:24:15,518
"Look, Lemke might have
been a class-A deviant,
440
00:24:15,619 --> 00:24:19,146
"but what the fuck does that have
to do with selling insurance?"
441
00:24:19,557 --> 00:24:23,220
Pardon my French, Dean, but you
are completely full of bullroar.
442
00:24:23,894 --> 00:24:26,886
My boss, Bill Krogstad, told me
that you called Joyce Armbruster
443
00:24:26,997 --> 00:24:29,295
- and smeared Roger's name.
- No, no.
444
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:33,268
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Timbo.
That old whore called me.
445
00:24:33,571 --> 00:24:36,233
She's going on about
how Lemke's a pervert
446
00:24:36,340 --> 00:24:38,274
and she wanted to take
her business elsewhere.
447
00:24:38,676 --> 00:24:41,144
So I says, "All right, I'll
crunch some numbers for you."
448
00:24:41,512 --> 00:24:45,141
Well, she calls me
back later that same day
449
00:24:45,249 --> 00:24:48,946
saying how she got Krogstad
to lower her premiums,
450
00:24:49,053 --> 00:24:52,716
which is exactly what the greasy
twat wanted in the first place.
451
00:24:54,191 --> 00:24:55,158
So, you didn't call her?
452
00:24:57,161 --> 00:24:58,185
Tim.
453
00:25:01,599 --> 00:25:05,126
Look, I might be a lot of things,
454
00:25:06,036 --> 00:25:08,630
but a poacher ain't one of them.
455
00:25:10,241 --> 00:25:12,004
And I'm proud of that.
456
00:25:15,412 --> 00:25:16,902
You saw this petition?
457
00:25:17,181 --> 00:25:20,480
Yeah, I saw it. I didn't sign it.
458
00:25:21,352 --> 00:25:22,876
I said, "You guys are pussies."
459
00:25:23,721 --> 00:25:25,450
This is terrible.
460
00:25:26,023 --> 00:25:28,184
'Cause the way that Roger
died was an accident.
461
00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:31,819
Look, Lemke could have died cornholing
a crippled kid for all I care.
462
00:25:33,631 --> 00:25:35,030
Not really, of course.
463
00:25:35,132 --> 00:25:37,396
My sister's got one. Down's.
464
00:25:38,035 --> 00:25:39,002
Sad.
465
00:25:40,037 --> 00:25:43,200
Point being, selling
insurance is a business.
466
00:25:43,307 --> 00:25:45,400
It's not a goddamn Boy Scout troop.
467
00:25:46,443 --> 00:25:49,879
So there's the scuttlebutt.
Deal with it the way you want.
468
00:26:17,908 --> 00:26:20,035
And we thank you, Lord.
469
00:26:20,244 --> 00:26:26,615
We are grateful for the bounty
you provide us this breakfast time.
470
00:26:26,784 --> 00:26:28,308
I am so hung over right now.
471
00:26:28,419 --> 00:26:30,785
The variety and the volume...
472
00:26:30,988 --> 00:26:32,956
Big time beer shits this morning.
473
00:26:33,424 --> 00:26:37,360
...Lord Jesus, our truth. Amen.
474
00:26:37,795 --> 00:26:39,626
Amen. Say that again.
475
00:26:40,130 --> 00:26:42,257
I thought Pyle did a nice job, Ziegler.
476
00:26:43,033 --> 00:26:44,057
What's wrong with you, Timbo?
477
00:26:44,168 --> 00:26:45,362
You're like a gloomy Gus this morning.
478
00:26:45,469 --> 00:26:46,834
Come on, leave him alone.
479
00:26:49,139 --> 00:26:51,107
If it's my ex-wife, I'm not here.
480
00:26:51,842 --> 00:26:53,207
I'm pretty sure it's not your ex-wife.
481
00:26:53,310 --> 00:26:54,709
It's my boss. I have to take this.
482
00:26:54,812 --> 00:26:56,404
Tell The Kroger I said, "Hey."
483
00:27:00,351 --> 00:27:01,443
- Hello.
- Tim.
484
00:27:01,552 --> 00:27:03,315
I got a call from Orin Helgesson.
485
00:27:03,420 --> 00:27:05,615
He tells me he's worried about you.
486
00:27:05,723 --> 00:27:09,124
Tells me you're palling
around with Dean Ziegler.
487
00:27:09,226 --> 00:27:11,353
Laughing at his jokes,
buying him drinks.
488
00:27:11,462 --> 00:27:14,954
- No, Bill. That's...
- What's the one thing?
489
00:27:15,065 --> 00:27:17,863
I said, "Steer clear of Dean Ziegler."
490
00:27:17,968 --> 00:27:19,230
Bill, that Dean Ziegler...
491
00:27:19,336 --> 00:27:21,930
No, it is Orin's sworn enemy.
492
00:27:22,339 --> 00:27:24,569
He told me that there is
a petition going around
493
00:27:24,675 --> 00:27:26,540
to take away our Two Diamond Awards.
494
00:27:26,644 --> 00:27:29,044
What? All right, who the
Christ signed that, huh?
495
00:27:29,146 --> 00:27:31,376
Who the Christ signed that? God damn it.
496
00:27:31,482 --> 00:27:33,450
God damn it. God damn it!
497
00:27:33,550 --> 00:27:35,450
Bill, I'll handle it.
You can count on me.
498
00:27:35,552 --> 00:27:38,385
You just worry about your goddamn
presentation tomorrow, Tim,
499
00:27:38,489 --> 00:27:39,786
and stop fucking around!
500
00:27:39,890 --> 00:27:42,552
- I'll handle it.
- You take care of it, Lippe.
501
00:27:48,098 --> 00:27:50,362
I swear, I only smoke in Cedar Rapids.
502
00:27:53,904 --> 00:27:55,303
Jeez, what's wrong?
503
00:27:56,306 --> 00:27:57,898
I don't know, like, everything.
504
00:27:59,543 --> 00:28:02,535
So how did you get involved
in the insurance game, Lippe?
505
00:28:03,113 --> 00:28:05,604
Oh, God. "Insurance game."
506
00:28:06,450 --> 00:28:09,647
Look here, see, how did you get
involved in the insurance game?
507
00:28:10,788 --> 00:28:12,483
You're freaky.
508
00:28:13,057 --> 00:28:14,183
Thank you.
509
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,155
It's kind of a weird story, actually.
510
00:28:20,898 --> 00:28:24,390
I lost my dad in a sawmill
accident when I was six years old.
511
00:28:24,702 --> 00:28:26,465
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
512
00:28:26,970 --> 00:28:29,939
But the insurance agent fought
like a tiger with the sawmill
513
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,702
to make sure my mom and I were
taken care of, and we were.
514
00:28:33,477 --> 00:28:35,911
And I remember thinking, when I was kid,
515
00:28:36,013 --> 00:28:38,106
I was just like, "This guy is a hero."
516
00:28:39,950 --> 00:28:43,852
I gotta say, I think
insurance agents get a bum rap.
517
00:28:45,289 --> 00:28:46,278
You know?
518
00:28:46,957 --> 00:28:50,051
Like this river, the Cedar River,
flooded a couple of years ago.
519
00:28:50,194 --> 00:28:51,752
- A whole city.
- I know. I remember.
520
00:28:51,862 --> 00:28:53,227
It was a massive disaster.
521
00:28:53,397 --> 00:28:56,195
Massive disaster, billions
of dollars in damage,
522
00:28:56,300 --> 00:29:01,932
and who do you think was in the trenches
trying to get people's lives back in order?
523
00:29:02,873 --> 00:29:04,738
It was insurance agents.
524
00:29:05,709 --> 00:29:08,974
Not all of them, but a lot
of them worked really hard
525
00:29:09,079 --> 00:29:11,047
to get people's lives back on track.
526
00:29:13,183 --> 00:29:17,210
Do you realize you just made it sound
cool to be an insurance salesman?
527
00:29:18,422 --> 00:29:20,982
You are a hero, Lippe.
528
00:29:22,126 --> 00:29:23,616
Shut up.
529
00:29:24,528 --> 00:29:26,894
- Come on, we should get back.
- No, I can tell.
530
00:29:27,131 --> 00:29:28,826
You're the Superman type.
531
00:29:28,932 --> 00:29:31,901
Kind of dweeby on the outside but
a real frigging stud underneath.
532
00:29:32,002 --> 00:29:33,765
Yeah, dweeby, okay.
533
00:29:34,438 --> 00:29:38,636
They call you Insurance Man and
put a big red "I" on your chest.
534
00:29:38,742 --> 00:29:40,141
Cool.
535
00:29:40,244 --> 00:29:44,613
Well, even if you are totally
full of it, which you clearly are,
536
00:29:44,715 --> 00:29:46,979
it's still a nice thing to
say, and I appreciate it.
537
00:29:47,084 --> 00:29:48,176
You're welcome.
538
00:29:50,053 --> 00:29:54,547
For crying out loud, Dean, you
say the same thing every year!
539
00:29:54,658 --> 00:29:56,683
Because you think you're the Pope, Orin.
540
00:29:56,894 --> 00:29:58,088
And you're not the fucking Pope.
541
00:29:58,462 --> 00:30:00,259
And ASMI is not a church.
542
00:30:00,364 --> 00:30:03,094
There is a separation between
religion and insurance.
543
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,258
It's in the constitution.
544
00:30:04,368 --> 00:30:05,494
Oh, good grief.
545
00:30:05,602 --> 00:30:07,433
You gotta admire
Ziegler's style of debate.
546
00:30:08,071 --> 00:30:10,699
- Volume, proximity and repetition.
- Yeah.
547
00:30:11,975 --> 00:30:14,136
I'm doing something right. Timbo!
548
00:30:14,478 --> 00:30:16,878
And O-Fox. Where have you two been?
549
00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:19,608
What is that? You got a
pube on your cheek, Timbo.
550
00:30:19,716 --> 00:30:21,741
- Oh, Jesus, Ziegler.
- Uncool.
551
00:30:21,852 --> 00:30:23,911
Eating the canned tuna
from the bottom shelf.
552
00:30:24,021 --> 00:30:24,988
I love it!
553
00:30:25,622 --> 00:30:27,021
Guys, I gotta boogie.
554
00:30:27,457 --> 00:30:28,924
I'll see you later
at the scavenger hunt.
555
00:30:29,226 --> 00:30:30,853
- Bye-bye. - Aye
aye, your holiness.
556
00:30:32,162 --> 00:30:35,393
Borin' Orin. Just joshing.
557
00:30:36,066 --> 00:30:37,033
Not.
558
00:30:37,835 --> 00:30:39,564
No, I'm really joshing. Not!
559
00:30:40,571 --> 00:30:42,095
Oh, got him twice.
560
00:30:42,406 --> 00:30:43,964
- What's the scavenger hunt?
- Oh!
561
00:30:44,608 --> 00:30:46,132
You are about to find out,
562
00:30:46,243 --> 00:30:48,973
'cause I just signed up you
and O-Fox on the same team.
563
00:30:49,079 --> 00:30:50,307
Oh, yeah? Right on!
564
00:30:51,148 --> 00:30:52,115
I shouldn't.
565
00:30:52,216 --> 00:30:54,377
Tim, I promise I won't molest you.
566
00:30:55,452 --> 00:30:56,510
Yet.
567
00:30:56,620 --> 00:30:58,679
No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Come on, it'll be fun.
568
00:30:58,789 --> 00:30:59,881
Everyone's doing it.
569
00:31:00,324 --> 00:31:05,489
Okay, folks, the ASMI-Azing Race is
just like The Amazing Race on TV...
570
00:31:05,596 --> 00:31:06,620
No, it's not.
571
00:31:06,730 --> 00:31:09,096
...except that instead of $1 million,
572
00:31:09,233 --> 00:31:11,064
the winning teams gets
573
00:31:11,168 --> 00:31:14,899
a $45 gift card to the
Kiku Japanese restaurant
574
00:31:15,005 --> 00:31:16,438
in the Westdale Mall.
575
00:31:17,441 --> 00:31:20,410
So, look for your first clue
576
00:31:20,744 --> 00:31:22,439
under the sea.
577
00:31:24,081 --> 00:31:27,710
And by that I mean in the pool area.
578
00:31:30,454 --> 00:31:31,421
Don't get in the way.
579
00:31:31,521 --> 00:31:32,545
No brakes!
580
00:31:33,123 --> 00:31:34,351
No brakes. Coming through.
581
00:31:35,759 --> 00:31:37,727
Bricks? What the hell is this?
582
00:31:37,828 --> 00:31:39,887
It's a word scramble, you dumb fucks.
583
00:31:39,997 --> 00:31:42,295
Raff... raff. Riff...
584
00:31:42,933 --> 00:31:44,798
- Moff.
- Two letters.
585
00:31:44,902 --> 00:31:47,496
Two more letters. Mo... Moffarts.
586
00:31:50,941 --> 00:31:52,966
I know what it is. Fun Farm!
587
00:31:54,544 --> 00:31:56,512
Yeah, be cool. Be cool.
588
00:31:58,282 --> 00:31:59,874
Golly, I really need to pee.
589
00:31:59,983 --> 00:32:02,713
I told you to go before
we started, you idiot.
590
00:32:02,819 --> 00:32:03,808
Sorry.
591
00:32:03,921 --> 00:32:05,047
Queef.
592
00:32:05,255 --> 00:32:07,883
- No Q.
- No Q, son of a bitch.
593
00:32:17,267 --> 00:32:19,235
Hey, Bree. We're in first place!
594
00:32:19,937 --> 00:32:21,495
Good luck, butterscotch.
595
00:32:21,805 --> 00:32:24,296
Okay, you're gonna
make a right on Wilson.
596
00:32:24,541 --> 00:32:25,838
No, that doesn't make any sense.
597
00:32:26,109 --> 00:32:29,977
- You're gonna... What? Oops!
- I'm gonna make a left on Wilson.
598
00:32:30,447 --> 00:32:33,575
North is north. South is
south. It's not complicated.
599
00:32:33,684 --> 00:32:35,242
Never Eat Shredded Wheat.
600
00:32:35,719 --> 00:32:37,949
- Just remembered.
- I never heard that one before.
601
00:32:38,055 --> 00:32:40,683
Yeah, which is ironic because
Shredded Wheat is delicious.
602
00:32:41,058 --> 00:32:42,457
Where are they?
603
00:32:42,793 --> 00:32:44,021
All right, Perry. Eyes on me.
604
00:32:44,127 --> 00:32:45,594
What are you doing here?
You want me to throw you in?
605
00:32:45,696 --> 00:32:47,630
- Balls deep, man. Go!
- Yeah! Go!
606
00:32:47,731 --> 00:32:48,720
All right. What do I got to do?
607
00:32:48,832 --> 00:32:50,424
You have to find a red
ball for your next clue.
608
00:32:50,534 --> 00:32:52,502
I'll give you 40 bucks
for the clue straight out.
609
00:32:52,602 --> 00:32:54,593
- Ziegler! Now! Go!
- All right, let's do it!
610
00:32:54,738 --> 00:32:56,865
Look out, Timbo, I'm going balls deep.
611
00:32:58,942 --> 00:33:00,910
I got it!
612
00:33:01,311 --> 00:33:02,278
Yes!
613
00:33:05,382 --> 00:33:09,512
Fill this thing. I'm gonna win.
Fill it. Fill it. Fill it. Come on.
614
00:33:09,786 --> 00:33:13,222
Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat! Go!
Go! Eat the next one.
615
00:33:13,323 --> 00:33:14,415
Oh, my God. I'm gonna puke.
616
00:33:14,524 --> 00:33:16,014
No, you're doing great,
617
00:33:16,126 --> 00:33:18,651
and, by the way, you look really
good with a wiener in your mouth.
618
00:33:21,365 --> 00:33:22,923
Did you just make a dick joke?
619
00:33:23,033 --> 00:33:25,524
No. Maybe.
620
00:33:25,702 --> 00:33:28,762
- I love it!
- Okay, just go! Go! Go! Go!
621
00:33:29,573 --> 00:33:31,666
Look at him. He's like
a little spider monkey.
622
00:33:33,777 --> 00:33:36,211
Ha-ha! Leaving them in the dust.
623
00:33:36,580 --> 00:33:38,070
You're almost there, bud.
624
00:33:38,782 --> 00:33:40,340
- Reach it!
- Timbo.
625
00:33:40,450 --> 00:33:41,747
You got a death wish pal?
626
00:33:41,852 --> 00:33:45,686
'Cause you're about roughly 20
feet off the ground right now.
627
00:33:45,789 --> 00:33:47,188
Take a look.
628
00:33:54,631 --> 00:33:56,121
Uh-oh. Tim?
629
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,724
Oh, God. Tim, are you okay?
630
00:33:58,869 --> 00:34:00,097
Give me a second.
631
00:34:04,708 --> 00:34:07,438
What do you... Tim, come
on down. We got you, buddy!
632
00:34:08,879 --> 00:34:10,369
I'm gonna be fine!
633
00:34:10,781 --> 00:34:11,748
I think we better get him.
634
00:34:11,848 --> 00:34:13,577
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, yeah.
635
00:34:13,917 --> 00:34:15,782
Why did you do it if
you're gonna freak out?
636
00:34:19,256 --> 00:34:21,349
Tim, I got you, trust me.
637
00:34:21,458 --> 00:34:23,153
Just give me your hand, bro, lean back.
638
00:34:23,326 --> 00:34:25,294
I don't trust people with pony tails.
639
00:34:25,962 --> 00:34:27,293
Come on, man, give me
your hand. Let's do this.
640
00:34:27,397 --> 00:34:29,024
I'm not extreme like you.
641
00:34:31,768 --> 00:34:33,326
Oh, Tim. Tim!
642
00:34:33,437 --> 00:34:34,870
- Oh, my God.
- Calm down.
643
00:34:38,241 --> 00:34:39,572
- Hold on. Hold on to this.
- I got you, buddy.
644
00:34:39,776 --> 00:34:41,641
Guys, just lower him down. I got it.
645
00:34:41,878 --> 00:34:44,472
Come on down to me. Come
on down. I got you, pal.
646
00:34:44,681 --> 00:34:46,205
- Relax. Relax.
- Okay. Okay.
647
00:34:48,418 --> 00:34:49,385
We got you. We got you.
648
00:34:49,986 --> 00:34:52,614
Come on, folks. I
just saved a life here.
649
00:34:54,024 --> 00:34:55,616
Just saved a life here.
650
00:34:56,827 --> 00:34:59,694
So since no one could
complete the final task,
651
00:34:59,796 --> 00:35:04,426
and since Tim was higher than anyone
else when all this brouhaha occurred,
652
00:35:04,534 --> 00:35:08,971
we're going to award the
gift card to Tim and Joan.
653
00:35:10,340 --> 00:35:13,207
- We won!
- Nice. I love it. I love it.
654
00:35:13,844 --> 00:35:16,244
We won We won the scavenger hunt
655
00:35:16,346 --> 00:35:17,745
We won We won
656
00:35:18,181 --> 00:35:19,170
Mmm.
657
00:35:21,718 --> 00:35:23,276
We won today.
658
00:35:24,054 --> 00:35:25,988
- Well, congratulations.
- Thank you.
659
00:35:26,089 --> 00:35:27,681
And I found you a cream sherry.
660
00:35:28,558 --> 00:35:29,525
To dorks.
661
00:35:30,994 --> 00:35:32,825
- Okay. Cheers.
- Cheers.
662
00:35:33,029 --> 00:35:35,224
- It's a compliment.
- Mmm.
663
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,524
Oh, smooth.
664
00:35:39,202 --> 00:35:41,693
- Tim Lippe, I am trying to figure you out.
- Oh, boy.
665
00:35:41,805 --> 00:35:43,670
I mean, hopes, dreams, aspirations.
666
00:35:43,773 --> 00:35:45,638
- What do you got?
- Um...
667
00:35:47,077 --> 00:35:49,807
What I really would love someday,
668
00:35:49,913 --> 00:35:54,179
is to put a little
greenhouse in my backyard.
669
00:35:54,284 --> 00:35:55,751
Okay, dream the impossible dream.
670
00:35:55,852 --> 00:35:57,911
Actually, it's far more
reasonable than you think.
671
00:35:58,021 --> 00:35:58,988
Oh, please.
672
00:35:59,089 --> 00:36:00,488
- I checked some out at Fleet Farm.
- Enough.
673
00:36:00,590 --> 00:36:01,955
- They're portable.
- Stop it.
674
00:36:02,058 --> 00:36:03,047
And they won't break the bank.
675
00:36:04,161 --> 00:36:08,689
Wow, I'm talking, like,
fantasy land. Okay?
676
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,798
Like, what does Tim Lippe really want?
677
00:36:14,738 --> 00:36:16,433
- Come on!
- Okay, a family.
678
00:36:17,107 --> 00:36:18,267
Oh!
679
00:36:18,375 --> 00:36:20,673
You know, I wanna be a dad.
680
00:36:20,777 --> 00:36:23,371
So, kids, I guess,
is what I really want.
681
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,108
You want mine?
682
00:36:26,483 --> 00:36:27,814
Um... Well...
683
00:36:27,951 --> 00:36:30,442
Not like, you know...
684
00:36:31,588 --> 00:36:32,680
What?
685
00:36:32,923 --> 00:36:34,481
- I have kids.
- You have kids?
686
00:36:34,591 --> 00:36:35,922
Yeah, two.
687
00:36:36,226 --> 00:36:39,195
Tyler is 10. Ashley
will be eight next month.
688
00:36:40,564 --> 00:36:41,531
My little squirrels.
689
00:36:41,998 --> 00:36:45,058
- Oh, they are so cool.
- Aw, thanks.
690
00:36:45,635 --> 00:36:48,934
- And, that's...
- My hubby, Rich Fox. Richie.
691
00:36:49,039 --> 00:36:51,371
We met when we were Rotary
Exchange students in high school.
692
00:36:51,675 --> 00:36:53,142
Lived for a semester in Norway.
693
00:36:53,944 --> 00:36:55,878
- You've been to
Norway? - Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
694
00:36:56,846 --> 00:36:59,178
Then we got married when we
were sophomores in college,
695
00:36:59,449 --> 00:37:01,849
and then kids and...
696
00:37:02,285 --> 00:37:03,252
Wow.
697
00:37:04,054 --> 00:37:06,352
If I had to do it all again,
I don't know what I'd choose,
698
00:37:06,456 --> 00:37:09,186
but I don't have that option.
699
00:37:11,027 --> 00:37:12,927
So this is my fantasy land, Tim.
700
00:37:13,096 --> 00:37:16,532
You know, Cedar Rapids, ASMI. This.
701
00:37:19,035 --> 00:37:20,332
Sometimes a gal just
needs a little vacation
702
00:37:20,437 --> 00:37:23,406
from who she really is, you
know what I'm saying, Lippe?
703
00:37:28,311 --> 00:37:29,573
Yee-hah!
704
00:37:33,450 --> 00:37:34,508
This is pathetic.
705
00:37:37,020 --> 00:37:38,988
Hey, Mike! I'm bored of the dance.
706
00:37:39,189 --> 00:37:40,679
You love me, Deanzie.
707
00:37:43,994 --> 00:37:45,154
There you two are.
708
00:37:45,495 --> 00:37:47,827
Check out Lloyd. He's
going mental on the place.
709
00:37:48,064 --> 00:37:52,626
Oh, and you missed Mike Pyle doing his
Riverdance, hillbilly bullshit again.
710
00:37:52,802 --> 00:37:54,201
Drinks on me.
711
00:37:54,437 --> 00:37:55,404
I like that.
712
00:37:56,406 --> 00:37:58,772
Timbo, have you tagged that yet?
713
00:37:58,875 --> 00:38:01,173
'Cause she's gotta be as
moist as a damp sponge.
714
00:38:01,278 --> 00:38:02,506
Ew, uh...
715
00:38:03,013 --> 00:38:05,277
No, she has a husband.
716
00:38:05,382 --> 00:38:07,213
- What is wrong with you, Ziegler?
- Shit.
717
00:38:07,417 --> 00:38:11,114
What isn't wrong with me? I
talk too much. I drink too much.
718
00:38:11,254 --> 00:38:13,814
I weigh too much. I piss people off.
719
00:38:14,057 --> 00:38:17,185
What's your situation,
Ronald? Are you married or...
720
00:38:17,294 --> 00:38:18,261
Negative.
721
00:38:18,361 --> 00:38:21,159
I'm pretty well married
to Ronald Wilkes Insurance.
722
00:38:21,698 --> 00:38:24,758
Course I have my guilty
pleasures, like antiquing.
723
00:38:24,901 --> 00:38:26,630
I'm active in community theater.
724
00:38:27,103 --> 00:38:28,968
And I have to admit,
I'm a big enthusiast
725
00:38:29,072 --> 00:38:31,597
of the HBO program The Wire.
726
00:38:32,142 --> 00:38:35,373
But I haven't had a proper
vacation in nine years.
727
00:38:36,379 --> 00:38:39,348
Yeah, you know, I never
take my vacation, either.
728
00:38:39,449 --> 00:38:41,679
You know what you guys should
do, is take a vacation together.
729
00:38:41,785 --> 00:38:44,310
We can go on one of them gay
cruises with Rosie O'Donnell.
730
00:38:44,921 --> 00:38:46,513
You know what you are, Ziegler?
731
00:38:46,623 --> 00:38:48,215
You're what I call a real Richard.
732
00:38:51,161 --> 00:38:52,992
Mr. Richard Head.
733
00:38:54,264 --> 00:38:55,253
I don't get it.
734
00:38:55,632 --> 00:38:57,224
Dick Head, I get it.
735
00:38:57,334 --> 00:38:59,768
- You're a total Richard.
- It took me a second.
736
00:38:59,869 --> 00:39:01,894
All right, gents. Kamikazes.
737
00:39:02,305 --> 00:39:05,172
- One, two, three.
- Down your hole!
738
00:39:05,608 --> 00:39:08,099
Okay, time for ASMI's next great talent.
739
00:39:08,978 --> 00:39:11,674
Tim Lip is going to
sing a number for us.
740
00:39:12,015 --> 00:39:13,141
Is there a Tim Lip?
741
00:39:13,249 --> 00:39:14,614
Did she just say my name?
742
00:39:15,218 --> 00:39:16,913
Oh, I'm sorry.
743
00:39:17,020 --> 00:39:18,510
She signed you up.
744
00:39:18,621 --> 00:39:19,588
Tim Lip?
745
00:39:20,056 --> 00:39:21,023
Tim Lip?
746
00:39:22,425 --> 00:39:23,483
You can't do that.
747
00:39:24,294 --> 00:39:25,283
Ladies and gentlemen,
748
00:39:25,395 --> 00:39:27,192
I don't know if you know Tim Lippe here,
749
00:39:27,297 --> 00:39:28,525
it's "Lippe," by the way,
750
00:39:28,631 --> 00:39:31,623
he's down here, it's his first ASMI,
he's up for a Two Diamond Award.
751
00:39:31,735 --> 00:39:33,464
Let's give him a little support. Huh?
752
00:39:33,837 --> 00:39:34,804
Tim Lippe!
753
00:39:36,172 --> 00:39:39,403
- Tim! Tim! Tim!
- Tim! Tim! Tim!
754
00:39:40,377 --> 00:39:41,867
Go be my hero.
755
00:39:41,978 --> 00:39:45,778
- Tim! Tim! Tim!
- Tim! Tim! Tim!
756
00:39:50,653 --> 00:39:53,121
Get up there! Get up there!
757
00:40:08,505 --> 00:40:13,704
Okay, I'm gonna sing a song that
I did at our last Christmas party.
758
00:40:14,277 --> 00:40:15,471
Hope you enjoy.
759
00:40:17,914 --> 00:40:20,508
Oh, holy night
760
00:40:20,617 --> 00:40:24,348
Costly premiums have them pining
761
00:40:24,654 --> 00:40:29,148
Term life robs them
Of all they are worth
762
00:40:29,659 --> 00:40:31,923
But there is hope
763
00:40:32,028 --> 00:40:35,395
Policy holders now have choices
764
00:40:35,498 --> 00:40:38,126
Behold an agency
765
00:40:38,234 --> 00:40:40,998
That won't leave you torn
766
00:40:41,104 --> 00:40:44,301
Home, auto
767
00:40:45,975 --> 00:40:49,376
Life insurance
768
00:40:51,815 --> 00:40:54,409
BrownStar
769
00:40:54,517 --> 00:40:57,543
BrownStar
770
00:40:57,987 --> 00:41:00,751
BrownStar Insurance
771
00:41:00,857 --> 00:41:04,725
Of Brown Valley, Wisconsin
772
00:41:06,196 --> 00:41:09,529
We are divine
773
00:41:14,070 --> 00:41:15,128
That was awesome!
774
00:41:15,238 --> 00:41:17,570
Ladies and gentlemen, Tim Lippe.
775
00:41:19,375 --> 00:41:20,603
Take that, Pyle!
776
00:41:22,612 --> 00:41:26,378
- Yes! Finally. Let's go. Yes, one more.
- Oh, God, no more shots.
777
00:41:26,516 --> 00:41:28,882
- No, I'm not having another.
- Yes, I don't even wanna hear it.
778
00:41:28,985 --> 00:41:31,249
One, two, three, down your hole!
779
00:41:34,090 --> 00:41:35,717
One-on-ones with
Orin are tomorrow.
780
00:41:35,825 --> 00:41:38,316
I can't afford to be off my
game. Neither can you, Tim.
781
00:41:42,665 --> 00:41:45,133
- Ronimal!
- Sit down, Ronimal.
782
00:41:45,668 --> 00:41:48,466
You tied it in perfectly.
Auto, home, life, you got me!
783
00:41:48,571 --> 00:41:50,232
Yeah, that was great.
784
00:41:50,340 --> 00:41:52,331
Hold, on, hold on. I smell free booze.
785
00:41:52,442 --> 00:41:53,807
- No, no. Come on, come on.
- Dean.
786
00:41:53,910 --> 00:41:55,104
Come on, come on.
787
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,271
Oh, my God.
788
00:41:59,616 --> 00:42:01,379
Rug munchers. I love it.
789
00:42:02,986 --> 00:42:05,819
- No way.
- Gay marriage is legal in Iowa.
790
00:42:05,922 --> 00:42:07,617
Come on, you guys.
This party sounds good.
791
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:11,852
Wait. Let's go.
792
00:42:14,797 --> 00:42:16,492
You're crazy, Deanzie.
793
00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:18,267
I love it!
794
00:42:24,541 --> 00:42:26,236
Ronimal's on the dance floor!
795
00:42:29,412 --> 00:42:30,970
The Robot Man! Yeah!
796
00:42:34,384 --> 00:42:35,976
Whatever floats your boat, man.
797
00:42:43,793 --> 00:42:45,317
Take cover, Ronald!
798
00:42:48,565 --> 00:42:50,556
Come on, follow me, I know where to go.
799
00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:52,157
We're storming the gate.
800
00:42:53,536 --> 00:42:55,902
I told you it closed an hour ago.
801
00:42:56,005 --> 00:42:58,496
No, it didn't. 'Cause
I just opened it up.
802
00:42:59,776 --> 00:43:01,175
Come on, we're going swimming.
803
00:43:01,277 --> 00:43:02,266
I'm going to bed.
804
00:43:02,745 --> 00:43:04,337
We got a big day tomorrow.
805
00:43:04,447 --> 00:43:06,813
Yeah, I'll be right behind you.
806
00:43:07,617 --> 00:43:09,244
We're totally going in the pool.
807
00:43:09,352 --> 00:43:11,149
We're totally going in!
808
00:43:11,888 --> 00:43:14,356
Come on. This is gonna
be my seaman's helmet.
809
00:43:14,457 --> 00:43:16,925
Right here. Look!
810
00:43:17,226 --> 00:43:18,659
Look at this! You guys.
811
00:43:19,062 --> 00:43:21,792
I'm Captain Nemo, the muff diver.
812
00:43:23,066 --> 00:43:25,500
I'm going on a mission
for bearded clams.
813
00:43:25,602 --> 00:43:26,796
Idiot.
814
00:43:31,441 --> 00:43:34,239
What do you say? Lippe take a dippy?
815
00:43:34,477 --> 00:43:35,444
Come on in!
816
00:43:38,948 --> 00:43:39,915
What?
817
00:43:40,450 --> 00:43:42,680
That's German for, "I can't
swim," and I really can't.
818
00:43:42,986 --> 00:43:45,318
Oh, well, it's only 4 feet.
819
00:43:46,089 --> 00:43:47,920
Well, I didn't bring
a bathing suit, so...
820
00:43:48,024 --> 00:43:50,618
Oh, yeah? Well, I didn't either.
821
00:43:50,727 --> 00:43:53,924
Timbo, it's business
casual. Get your ass in here.
822
00:43:54,030 --> 00:43:55,463
Come on, Tim.
823
00:43:59,769 --> 00:44:01,202
Mr. Lippe.
824
00:44:01,704 --> 00:44:04,798
Calling Mr. Lippe.
825
00:44:04,941 --> 00:44:05,908
Get in here.
826
00:44:07,310 --> 00:44:10,177
Oh, my gosh. It's kind
of chilly, actually.
827
00:44:14,617 --> 00:44:16,380
- Oh, my God.
- It's nice.
828
00:44:16,486 --> 00:44:19,011
Dean, you look like R2-D2.
829
00:44:30,133 --> 00:44:31,725
Crazy day, right?
830
00:44:40,610 --> 00:44:41,702
So...
831
00:44:44,047 --> 00:44:45,014
Oh, man.
832
00:44:51,487 --> 00:44:54,183
Your skin is so milky.
833
00:44:55,324 --> 00:44:56,484
It's like ice cream.
834
00:45:04,233 --> 00:45:06,599
I'm having a perfect moment.
835
00:45:15,211 --> 00:45:17,645
What the heck is going on here?
836
00:45:18,014 --> 00:45:21,279
Orin! You ruin everything.
837
00:45:21,451 --> 00:45:24,443
Helgesson, I got something
for you right here.
838
00:45:25,121 --> 00:45:28,249
Suck on it, baby. Right
there. Full moon, Orin.
839
00:45:28,458 --> 00:45:31,086
You people are such low-lifes.
840
00:45:31,194 --> 00:45:33,458
He happened to come
out right then, right?
841
00:45:33,696 --> 00:45:38,030
Yeah, you were watching through
the window, you kinky bastard.
842
00:45:38,134 --> 00:45:40,534
Well, this is a very nice "How do
you do" in the middle of the night.
843
00:45:40,636 --> 00:45:44,367
Go back to your room and tie
yourself up, you kinky bastard.
844
00:45:44,474 --> 00:45:45,702
Will you just shut up?
845
00:45:45,942 --> 00:45:47,432
Whoo! I love it!
846
00:45:47,543 --> 00:45:49,374
Oh, my God. Holy crap.
847
00:45:49,479 --> 00:45:51,310
- Oh, my God.
- We're so dead.
848
00:45:59,856 --> 00:46:01,380
I wanna make love!
849
00:46:07,063 --> 00:46:08,553
Where is everybody?
850
00:46:10,199 --> 00:46:13,396
Timbo? Ronald? Oh, shit.
851
00:46:17,373 --> 00:46:20,206
Making love to you was super,
852
00:46:20,977 --> 00:46:22,740
super awesome.
853
00:46:28,317 --> 00:46:29,784
Do you want to cuddle?
854
00:46:29,886 --> 00:46:30,875
Cuddle?
855
00:46:32,555 --> 00:46:33,715
I love to cuddle.
856
00:46:35,358 --> 00:46:36,450
Okay.
857
00:46:40,429 --> 00:46:41,896
You're special, Joan.
858
00:46:43,666 --> 00:46:45,099
So special.
859
00:47:03,219 --> 00:47:04,186
Calm down, Tyler.
860
00:47:04,287 --> 00:47:06,448
You're not gonna miss the game.
Just put your dad on, please.
861
00:47:07,957 --> 00:47:10,016
Hey, didn't you look at
the schedule on the fridge?
862
00:47:10,159 --> 00:47:11,649
This is the last regular season game.
863
00:47:11,761 --> 00:47:14,924
He actually has a chance
to play, Richie, Christ.
864
00:47:15,498 --> 00:47:17,728
Okay. Okay, I love you, too.
865
00:47:18,234 --> 00:47:21,863
Tell Tyler to kick some
butt for me, okay? See you.
866
00:47:27,677 --> 00:47:28,644
Good morning.
867
00:47:28,744 --> 00:47:31,144
Sorry, crisis on the home front.
868
00:47:34,450 --> 00:47:35,712
You already told your husband?
869
00:47:36,219 --> 00:47:37,186
Yeah, right.
870
00:47:39,155 --> 00:47:40,850
- We have to tell them.
- No.
871
00:47:41,090 --> 00:47:43,081
- Right? I mean...
- Tim, I told you,
872
00:47:43,492 --> 00:47:47,223
what I do here in Cedar
Rapids, it stays here.
873
00:47:50,499 --> 00:47:53,559
No, I am not a philanderer.
874
00:47:59,442 --> 00:48:00,636
I'm a philanderer.
875
00:48:01,777 --> 00:48:02,937
I'm a philanderer!
876
00:48:05,982 --> 00:48:07,142
I have to tell Macy.
877
00:48:07,283 --> 00:48:08,614
Tim, do not call Macy.
878
00:48:08,718 --> 00:48:10,481
I need... I don't have any clothes.
879
00:48:11,988 --> 00:48:13,922
Tim, calm down.
880
00:48:14,757 --> 00:48:16,987
I can't. I can't live like this.
881
00:48:20,730 --> 00:48:22,357
I'm not like you.
882
00:48:22,732 --> 00:48:23,699
Tim...
883
00:48:25,234 --> 00:48:26,201
I'm sorry.
884
00:48:28,070 --> 00:48:29,037
Don't...
885
00:48:33,576 --> 00:48:34,543
Hey, Tim.
886
00:48:34,677 --> 00:48:36,668
She's not that pretty and she smokes.
887
00:48:37,747 --> 00:48:40,614
- Tim?
- I made love to a woman, Macy.
888
00:48:41,050 --> 00:48:43,575
Her name is Joan. She's
from Omaha, Nebraska
889
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:45,812
and her mouth tastes like cigarettes.
890
00:48:46,656 --> 00:48:47,918
You slept with someone?
891
00:48:48,190 --> 00:48:51,284
It was a mistake. You
mean everything to me.
892
00:48:51,727 --> 00:48:53,058
I can't believe you.
893
00:48:54,664 --> 00:48:56,427
You really slept with someone?
894
00:48:58,467 --> 00:48:59,434
Will you marry me?
895
00:48:59,969 --> 00:49:02,164
- What?
- Will you marry me, please?
896
00:49:02,905 --> 00:49:04,702
Just don't leave. I'll do anything.
897
00:49:04,807 --> 00:49:06,240
Tim, slow down.
898
00:49:06,342 --> 00:49:08,242
- Please, let's get married right away.
- Whoa.
899
00:49:08,978 --> 00:49:10,673
Listen, I've been
trying to tell you this,
900
00:49:10,780 --> 00:49:13,476
but you seem to have a
hard time grasping it, okay?
901
00:49:14,283 --> 00:49:16,751
I was married for half my life.
902
00:49:17,620 --> 00:49:21,852
I've been divorced for all of six
months. I wanna enjoy my freedom.
903
00:49:22,858 --> 00:49:23,825
What?
904
00:49:24,427 --> 00:49:26,258
Like, is there someone else?
905
00:49:26,462 --> 00:49:27,827
Well, I wouldn't put it that way.
906
00:49:27,930 --> 00:49:30,490
I mean, there's no one
person in particular, no.
907
00:49:30,633 --> 00:49:33,124
What do you mean, "No one
person"? There's people?
908
00:49:33,402 --> 00:49:34,926
Like, plural, people?
909
00:49:35,705 --> 00:49:38,139
Not a lot, I mean, just a few.
910
00:49:41,444 --> 00:49:42,638
I'm dying.
911
00:49:43,245 --> 00:49:45,076
- Tim...
- I'm dying.
912
00:49:45,481 --> 00:49:46,778
Pull yourself together.
913
00:49:46,949 --> 00:49:51,386
I can't... I literally can't
breathe. I literally can't breathe.
914
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:52,612
Tim...
915
00:49:53,189 --> 00:49:54,952
- Tim...
- I can't breathe.
916
00:49:55,057 --> 00:49:56,024
Timmy...
917
00:49:56,859 --> 00:49:57,826
Yeah, yes?
918
00:49:58,494 --> 00:49:59,927
You know that bird you gave me?
919
00:50:01,030 --> 00:50:01,997
What kind of bird was it?
920
00:50:04,433 --> 00:50:05,957
Scarlet tanager.
921
00:50:06,068 --> 00:50:07,831
And what kind of sound did it make?
922
00:50:09,672 --> 00:50:11,037
Come on, you remember.
923
00:50:15,745 --> 00:50:17,838
That's right. Very good.
924
00:50:18,314 --> 00:50:20,111
And do you remember
what we learned about
925
00:50:20,216 --> 00:50:21,877
when the baby birds are born?
926
00:50:22,151 --> 00:50:24,949
When the mommy decides it's
time for them to leave home?
927
00:50:25,654 --> 00:50:26,621
What does she do?
928
00:50:27,523 --> 00:50:30,083
She nudges them out of the nest.
929
00:50:30,192 --> 00:50:31,181
That's right.
930
00:50:31,293 --> 00:50:35,423
But the mommy bird knows that
even though the babies are scared,
931
00:50:35,931 --> 00:50:38,195
it's time for them to fly away.
932
00:50:39,135 --> 00:50:41,660
So, even though your heart
hurts very, very much,
933
00:50:42,772 --> 00:50:46,538
I think it's for the best. It's
time for you to fly away, Tim.
934
00:50:47,777 --> 00:50:50,245
Bye-bye, little birdie Tim.
935
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:52,777
Bye-bye.
936
00:50:55,584 --> 00:50:58,451
Bye, bye-bye.
937
00:51:16,472 --> 00:51:17,439
I love you.
938
00:51:17,606 --> 00:51:18,573
Yeah, you better love me
939
00:51:18,674 --> 00:51:20,665
if you're gonna fuck me in the
poop shoot the way you done.
940
00:51:20,876 --> 00:51:22,741
- Bill?
- Orin Helgesson told me
941
00:51:22,845 --> 00:51:24,904
about your little hootenanny
in the pool there, Tim.
942
00:51:25,014 --> 00:51:26,003
What are you thinking?
943
00:51:26,115 --> 00:51:27,707
You add that to the goddamn petition,
944
00:51:27,817 --> 00:51:30,115
- may as well commit suicide here.
- Father of the bride.
945
00:51:30,886 --> 00:51:32,148
Yeah, I'll be right there.
946
00:51:32,288 --> 00:51:34,256
I can fix it, Bill.
Just tell me what to do.
947
00:51:34,356 --> 00:51:35,323
Oh, what to do.
948
00:51:35,424 --> 00:51:38,222
You can win the Two Diamonds.
That's what you do, Tim.
949
00:51:39,161 --> 00:51:42,460
Or so help me, Jesus God, you won't
have a job, you won't have a life.
950
00:51:42,565 --> 00:51:44,362
All you'll have is my fist up your ass
951
00:51:44,467 --> 00:51:46,435
and believe you me, that's
something neither of us wants.
952
00:51:46,535 --> 00:51:48,594
Bill, please, just listen
to me for a minute...
953
00:51:48,737 --> 00:51:50,864
Ah! Cripes almighty.
Worst day of my life.
954
00:51:51,474 --> 00:51:55,501
Hey, sorry, folks. Oh,
you look so beautiful, Kim.
955
00:51:55,611 --> 00:51:56,703
You look like a flower.
956
00:51:56,812 --> 00:51:58,905
- Smile, father.
- A gosh dang flower.
957
00:52:08,757 --> 00:52:09,815
I'm dead.
958
00:52:10,226 --> 00:52:13,457
Macy broke up with me, Orin
called Bill, I'm gonna lose my job.
959
00:52:15,197 --> 00:52:16,789
My life is ruined.
960
00:52:17,867 --> 00:52:18,993
Sit down.
961
00:52:23,839 --> 00:52:25,238
Your life is not ruined, Lippe.
962
00:52:27,843 --> 00:52:30,710
Now, I swore I would
never tell. I promised.
963
00:52:33,115 --> 00:52:34,082
Roger Lemke,
964
00:52:36,018 --> 00:52:39,613
I know how he won the Diamonds
all those years in a row.
965
00:52:40,723 --> 00:52:42,122
Yeah, he knocked it out of the park.
966
00:52:42,224 --> 00:52:43,213
He paid for them.
967
00:52:43,826 --> 00:52:47,523
He paid Orin cash in
exchange for the Two Diamonds.
968
00:52:50,499 --> 00:52:51,727
That's not...
969
00:52:53,202 --> 00:52:54,601
- That's not true.
- It is.
970
00:52:54,803 --> 00:52:56,703
He told me himself. Roger told me.
971
00:52:56,805 --> 00:53:01,401
Really? Why, he just told you that?
972
00:53:01,510 --> 00:53:03,239
That's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.
973
00:53:03,345 --> 00:53:04,744
Why would he tell you that?
974
00:53:06,882 --> 00:53:08,008
We were together.
975
00:53:14,557 --> 00:53:15,581
It was stupid.
976
00:53:15,691 --> 00:53:18,990
It ended two years ago, 'cause he was
getting into some pretty weird stuff,
977
00:53:19,094 --> 00:53:20,755
- as we all know now.
- No.
978
00:53:20,996 --> 00:53:21,963
Roger was a good man.
979
00:53:22,064 --> 00:53:23,691
He was a family man,
and that was an accident.
980
00:53:23,799 --> 00:53:25,357
Roger was a freak.
981
00:53:27,169 --> 00:53:29,569
Not to mention a small
minded, egotistical con artist.
982
00:53:29,972 --> 00:53:32,236
He was a liar, Tim.
983
00:53:32,508 --> 00:53:34,806
And, yes, he paid for the Two Diamonds.
984
00:53:36,879 --> 00:53:38,437
My foot!
985
00:53:38,814 --> 00:53:40,611
I'm sure you seduced
him, just like you did me.
986
00:53:41,050 --> 00:53:42,677
You ruined my life.
987
00:53:42,851 --> 00:53:44,910
Are you fucking kidding me?
988
00:53:45,054 --> 00:53:47,352
I am trying to help you out
and you are acting like a child.
989
00:53:47,456 --> 00:53:50,755
Well, I'd rather act like
a child than a prostitute.
990
00:54:05,507 --> 00:54:06,872
Timbo, red bush?
991
00:54:07,343 --> 00:54:09,573
Deanzie needs details.
992
00:54:09,778 --> 00:54:11,837
- Lay off.
- What the... What are you doing?
993
00:54:12,014 --> 00:54:14,505
Timbo, what the hell's
wrong with you, Timbo?
994
00:54:14,650 --> 00:54:15,617
- What are you doing?
- Ow!
995
00:54:17,019 --> 00:54:18,486
- Ow!
- Titty twister!
996
00:54:19,588 --> 00:54:20,714
Why are you laughing?
997
00:54:21,056 --> 00:54:22,523
You think my life is a joke?
998
00:54:22,691 --> 00:54:25,159
I lost my job and my lover
999
00:54:25,261 --> 00:54:28,059
and my hero paid bribes
to win the Two Diamonds.
1000
00:54:29,498 --> 00:54:30,465
What did you just say?
1001
00:54:31,967 --> 00:54:33,298
Lemke bought the Two Diamonds?
1002
00:54:34,036 --> 00:54:35,833
You're saying Lemke paid off Orin?
1003
00:54:35,938 --> 00:54:37,496
No, Dean, you can't say anything.
1004
00:54:37,606 --> 00:54:39,198
- You can't...
- Oh, my God.
1005
00:54:39,375 --> 00:54:40,637
Dean, please.
1006
00:54:40,743 --> 00:54:42,973
That holy rolling hypocrite. I love it.
1007
00:54:43,245 --> 00:54:45,179
Timbo, this is pure gold.
1008
00:54:45,281 --> 00:54:46,543
Please don't.
1009
00:54:50,185 --> 00:54:53,848
All right, listen. We look
like a couple of homos out here.
1010
00:54:54,123 --> 00:54:56,455
Let's go in the room and
discuss this like gentlemen,
1011
00:54:56,558 --> 00:54:57,718
over Bloody Mary's.
1012
00:54:58,427 --> 00:55:00,759
You're freaking out.
Your world is crumbling.
1013
00:55:01,830 --> 00:55:03,058
It's your first ASMI.
1014
00:55:04,233 --> 00:55:05,200
I get it.
1015
00:55:06,235 --> 00:55:07,293
Here.
1016
00:55:07,836 --> 00:55:09,360
Welcome to the jungle, Timbo.
1017
00:55:12,574 --> 00:55:14,701
Now, my ex, Patti,
1018
00:55:16,578 --> 00:55:19,843
well-established fact that this broad
is a serious cunt stain, am I right?
1019
00:55:20,883 --> 00:55:23,909
But she's got it to where
the kids hate my guts.
1020
00:55:24,553 --> 00:55:25,850
I'm the bad guy.
1021
00:55:26,855 --> 00:55:31,883
Except, when our 17-year-old
daughter comes home pregnant,
1022
00:55:32,261 --> 00:55:33,660
who's the one who's so depressed
1023
00:55:33,762 --> 00:55:36,993
she can't come out from under
the afghan on the goddamn couch?
1024
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:40,860
Patti. And who's the one
who's planning the baby shower
1025
00:55:41,103 --> 00:55:43,901
and taking Meg to the
gyno and all that shit?
1026
00:55:45,941 --> 00:55:47,306
The fucking Deanzie.
1027
00:55:49,511 --> 00:55:50,876
What are you talking about?
1028
00:55:54,216 --> 00:55:55,911
What I'm talking about, Tim,
1029
00:55:57,286 --> 00:56:02,724
is, even though I may be a blowhard
and, let's face it, kind of a jagoff,
1030
00:56:02,958 --> 00:56:04,949
I'm there for the people that need me.
1031
00:56:06,061 --> 00:56:07,790
And I don't spill my friends' beans.
1032
00:56:08,497 --> 00:56:09,589
Now, tell me this.
1033
00:56:10,833 --> 00:56:12,266
Are we friends?
1034
00:56:15,471 --> 00:56:16,495
Yeah.
1035
00:56:18,774 --> 00:56:20,036
Did you feel that?
1036
00:56:22,578 --> 00:56:24,205
Something just happened right now.
1037
00:56:26,482 --> 00:56:28,143
Now, you're with Deanzie,
1038
00:56:28,484 --> 00:56:30,042
and I'm not letting go.
1039
00:56:30,552 --> 00:56:35,046
And believe me, I would love to expose
Orin Helgesson's hypocritical bullshit.
1040
00:56:35,290 --> 00:56:38,555
But if you're asking me not to,
I won't, because you're my friend.
1041
00:56:42,898 --> 00:56:43,990
Thank you.
1042
00:56:45,968 --> 00:56:47,868
Now you see how dark this place is.
1043
00:56:49,338 --> 00:56:54,002
All right, I got tiger scratches on
my back from 20 years in this business.
1044
00:56:55,144 --> 00:56:56,509
Let me tell you something.
1045
00:56:57,246 --> 00:56:58,645
If you wanna survive,
1046
00:56:59,848 --> 00:57:02,112
you either gotta fight the tiger
1047
00:57:02,751 --> 00:57:04,878
or you gotta dance with the tiger.
1048
00:57:05,421 --> 00:57:06,649
Like Roger did.
1049
00:57:08,724 --> 00:57:10,419
How do you make the tiger dance?
1050
00:57:11,460 --> 00:57:12,859
You gotta show him a little teat.
1051
00:57:19,968 --> 00:57:21,492
How'd it go with Helgesson, big guy?
1052
00:57:21,870 --> 00:57:24,361
I think I did a fair to middling job.
1053
00:57:24,873 --> 00:57:26,067
Oh, Tim, don't forget,
1054
00:57:26,175 --> 00:57:28,439
your one-on-one with
Orin starts in 10 minutes.
1055
00:57:48,297 --> 00:57:49,389
President Helgesson.
1056
00:57:50,499 --> 00:57:53,024
Come in. Have a seat on the davenport.
1057
00:58:08,717 --> 00:58:11,618
President Helgesson, what I'd
like to talk to you about today
1058
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:13,950
are risk mitigation
mechanisms available to...
1059
00:58:14,089 --> 00:58:16,887
You came down here to the big show, Tim,
1060
00:58:16,992 --> 00:58:19,620
and you got the little
twinklies in the eye,
1061
00:58:20,062 --> 00:58:24,226
and you succumbed to
the call of a floozy.
1062
00:58:25,133 --> 00:58:28,933
I just want to say I'm really sorry for
my role in the malfeasance in the pool.
1063
00:58:29,304 --> 00:58:32,068
You blew it, Tim. You blew it.
1064
00:58:34,710 --> 00:58:36,234
I need the Two Diamonds.
1065
00:58:36,345 --> 00:58:39,314
Well, you should have thought of that
before you took off your big boy pants.
1066
00:58:39,448 --> 00:58:40,847
No, no.
1067
00:58:44,386 --> 00:58:45,444
Please, just...
1068
00:58:45,554 --> 00:58:47,283
All right, now you take a
minute to compose yourself
1069
00:58:47,389 --> 00:58:49,220
and then I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.
1070
00:58:57,266 --> 00:58:59,700
I'm prepared to show you a little teat.
1071
00:59:04,573 --> 00:59:06,768
Will you dance with
me, President Helgesson?
1072
00:59:08,176 --> 00:59:09,507
Do you wanna...
1073
00:59:10,846 --> 00:59:12,040
We can dance.
1074
00:59:15,717 --> 00:59:17,082
- Tim...
- I have money.
1075
00:59:18,554 --> 00:59:20,249
I can give you money.
1076
00:59:26,295 --> 00:59:27,660
Interesting.
1077
00:59:30,966 --> 00:59:34,402
You know, Tim, one
thing that Roger knew.
1078
00:59:34,803 --> 00:59:38,102
Roger knew that if
you want to win, you...
1079
00:59:38,674 --> 00:59:40,335
I like the way you put it,
1080
00:59:40,442 --> 00:59:43,878
you have to be prepared
to show a little teat.
1081
00:59:55,891 --> 00:59:59,258
It's a $50 traveler's
check. It's fully insured.
1082
00:59:59,895 --> 01:00:01,419
Well, so it is. So it is.
1083
01:00:04,766 --> 01:00:06,256
What else you got hiding in there?
1084
01:00:15,462 --> 01:00:18,989
I brought $1,500 in checks
1085
01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:21,000
in case of an emergency.
1086
01:00:21,368 --> 01:00:25,099
Well, this sure seems
like an emergency to me.
1087
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:37,408
Congratulations, Mr.
Two Diamond Award winner.
1088
01:00:39,186 --> 01:00:42,417
Looks like I just found
the next Roger Lemke.
1089
01:00:45,492 --> 01:00:50,953
You remember that petition to recall
BrownStar's Two Diamond Awards?
1090
01:00:56,570 --> 01:00:58,538
I just made that disappear.
1091
01:00:58,973 --> 01:01:01,840
Poof! Gone. Rainmaker.
1092
01:01:33,207 --> 01:01:34,868
Hey, can I bum a heater?
1093
01:01:36,744 --> 01:01:37,711
Yeah.
1094
01:01:39,380 --> 01:01:40,347
So, you wanna party?
1095
01:01:41,949 --> 01:01:42,916
Maybe.
1096
01:01:43,150 --> 01:01:45,084
- Maybe later?
- Maybe later.
1097
01:01:45,185 --> 01:01:46,550
All right, I'll be around.
1098
01:01:48,188 --> 01:01:50,247
Hey, can I bum a heater?
1099
01:01:50,691 --> 01:01:51,658
All right.
1100
01:02:16,550 --> 01:02:17,812
Hey, butterscotch.
1101
01:02:20,554 --> 01:02:23,455
You look like you're in
serious need of some relaxation.
1102
01:02:24,358 --> 01:02:25,347
Yeah.
1103
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:29,425
That's okay, I don't
have any money anyway.
1104
01:02:29,663 --> 01:02:32,257
No, no, no, I didn't mean that.
1105
01:02:32,466 --> 01:02:35,924
I'm going to a party at my Uncle
Ken's house. You should come.
1106
01:02:37,037 --> 01:02:41,667
I don't know, Bree. I did something
today I don't feel very good about.
1107
01:02:42,843 --> 01:02:44,470
I do that, like, every day.
1108
01:02:47,748 --> 01:02:49,147
How could I do that?
1109
01:02:49,950 --> 01:02:54,046
You know, it seems like your
subconscious is all, like, talking shit.
1110
01:02:54,154 --> 01:02:55,917
Like, "Fuck you, man." You know?
1111
01:02:57,958 --> 01:03:00,984
Yeah, I just... I'm a criminal now.
1112
01:03:01,295 --> 01:03:03,126
I mean, that was a criminal act.
1113
01:03:03,230 --> 01:03:06,358
It's kind of like, you
can't keep your emotions
1114
01:03:06,900 --> 01:03:10,063
in these little cages like
little animals, you know,
1115
01:03:10,170 --> 01:03:13,401
like coyotes and armadillos and shit.
1116
01:03:13,507 --> 01:03:16,237
It's like, they just want to
break free. Right, Uncle Ken?
1117
01:03:16,376 --> 01:03:17,866
Yeah. Pass me that Q, Bree.
1118
01:03:21,982 --> 01:03:23,040
Whoa.
1119
01:03:23,517 --> 01:03:24,506
Is that...
1120
01:03:25,786 --> 01:03:27,947
You... Wait, you can't...
1121
01:03:28,422 --> 01:03:30,413
I don't know, is that safe?
1122
01:03:32,526 --> 01:03:34,551
This would be marijuana, I take it?
1123
01:03:37,965 --> 01:03:39,227
It'll make you feel better.
1124
01:03:40,100 --> 01:03:42,261
- Suck the glass dick, dude.
- It's not...
1125
01:03:42,803 --> 01:03:44,532
Suck that fucking dick, man.
1126
01:03:51,345 --> 01:03:52,437
Oh, jeez.
1127
01:03:54,781 --> 01:03:56,009
Oh, jeez.
1128
01:03:57,417 --> 01:03:58,714
Oh, jeez.
1129
01:04:00,888 --> 01:04:02,583
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1130
01:04:03,624 --> 01:04:05,114
Butterscotch lit up.
1131
01:04:18,272 --> 01:04:20,866
It's so pretty out here.
1132
01:04:23,844 --> 01:04:25,573
- Hey, you're getting fat.
- Fuck your mom.
1133
01:04:25,679 --> 01:04:27,476
- What?
- Fuck wad.
1134
01:04:27,648 --> 01:04:29,513
Everyone's cool. I promise, man.
1135
01:04:33,554 --> 01:04:35,522
Hey, nice suit, faggot.
1136
01:04:35,756 --> 01:04:37,724
- Leave him alone, Gary.
- Fuck you, whore.
1137
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:41,125
Hey, that's not very cool.
1138
01:04:41,261 --> 01:04:42,853
Yes, it was. It was pretty cool.
1139
01:04:42,963 --> 01:04:44,692
Suck the shit out of my cock, Gary.
1140
01:04:44,798 --> 01:04:46,060
Okay, let's schedule that.
1141
01:04:46,667 --> 01:04:49,101
There we go. Magic's happening. Okay.
1142
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:54,166
Oh, my God.
1143
01:05:03,083 --> 01:05:05,711
Danny? Danny isn't here, Mrs. Torrance.
1144
01:05:06,086 --> 01:05:10,250
Danny's gone away. But, here's Johnny.
1145
01:05:11,925 --> 01:05:13,620
- And a shining good evening...
- Where is Timbo?
1146
01:05:14,161 --> 01:05:17,426
This is weird. I wanna know what
happened at that one-on-one today.
1147
01:05:17,731 --> 01:05:20,165
Since when did you care about
stuff like that, Ziegler?
1148
01:05:20,434 --> 01:05:21,992
Let's just say I'm worried. All right?
1149
01:05:22,102 --> 01:05:23,626
Yeah, I'm a little worried myself.
1150
01:05:23,737 --> 01:05:25,705
He was really pissed at me this morning.
1151
01:05:25,806 --> 01:05:27,205
Oh, I know. Believe me.
1152
01:05:28,108 --> 01:05:30,941
We talk about everything. He's
practically my best friend at this point.
1153
01:05:31,111 --> 01:05:32,635
You just met him two days ago.
1154
01:05:32,779 --> 01:05:34,212
You know what, blow me, Ronald.
1155
01:05:34,314 --> 01:05:36,111
It's not my problem if
you're too goddamn afraid
1156
01:05:36,216 --> 01:05:37,740
to tell another man that you love him.
1157
01:05:37,985 --> 01:05:39,350
What is his cell phone number?
1158
01:05:39,486 --> 01:05:40,885
I don't know. I don't have it.
1159
01:05:40,988 --> 01:05:42,012
I've got it.
1160
01:05:43,790 --> 01:05:45,382
Here, no, no, no. I'll talk
to him. I'll talk to him.
1161
01:05:45,525 --> 01:05:46,822
He's not gonna recognize your voice.
1162
01:05:52,799 --> 01:05:53,857
Hello?
1163
01:05:54,067 --> 01:05:56,058
Timbo, you're missing the show.
1164
01:05:56,169 --> 01:05:57,136
Deanzie!
1165
01:05:57,337 --> 01:06:00,795
I miss you. I miss your smile.
1166
01:06:01,141 --> 01:06:03,268
Yeah, yeah, I miss your
smile, too. What are you doing?
1167
01:06:03,477 --> 01:06:05,172
I'm high on drugs.
1168
01:06:05,579 --> 01:06:08,412
I'm a 110% blotto.
1169
01:06:08,682 --> 01:06:10,843
Where are you, buddy? I'll
come meet you right now.
1170
01:06:10,951 --> 01:06:12,543
You wanna party, Deanzie?
1171
01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:14,687
- Yeah, you know me.
- Good.
1172
01:06:14,821 --> 01:06:16,948
- Bree, Deanzie wants to party.
- Yeah!
1173
01:06:17,057 --> 01:06:18,024
How does he get here?
1174
01:06:19,393 --> 01:06:23,762
I used to worship these guys. I
thought they were like, terrific
1175
01:06:23,897 --> 01:06:25,262
and important and like...
1176
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:31,261
And like, they were good to other
people and they did the right thing
1177
01:06:31,371 --> 01:06:34,807
and they were special like the
Founding Fathers of America.
1178
01:06:34,908 --> 01:06:37,809
- Like Thomas Jefferson.
- Yes! NTS.
1179
01:06:38,245 --> 01:06:39,837
Bree, not too shabby.
1180
01:06:40,514 --> 01:06:41,481
- Ron...
- What?
1181
01:06:41,581 --> 01:06:43,276
Is there something wrong with your van?
1182
01:06:43,417 --> 01:06:46,853
- No, there's nothing wrong with the van.
- Why is it going so slow?
1183
01:06:47,020 --> 01:06:48,647
I don't wanna mess
around and get a ticket.
1184
01:06:48,822 --> 01:06:51,154
Ron, the car's gonna stall if
you go any slower than this.
1185
01:06:51,258 --> 01:06:53,385
Look, there's a turtle,
that's going faster than us.
1186
01:06:53,493 --> 01:06:54,482
- Where?
- She's kidding, Ron.
1187
01:06:54,594 --> 01:06:55,561
There he is.
1188
01:06:55,662 --> 01:06:57,994
You're smart. You are.
1189
01:06:58,131 --> 01:07:02,568
And you're pretty, and you're
sweet, and you're insightful.
1190
01:07:03,036 --> 01:07:04,503
You're insightful. Like
a guidance counselor.
1191
01:07:05,706 --> 01:07:08,766
And your smile, just
then, when you do that.
1192
01:07:08,875 --> 01:07:12,572
Don't do that 'cause it makes
me, like, happy. Too happy.
1193
01:07:13,413 --> 01:07:17,543
And you don't have to do those things
that you do with, like, strangers.
1194
01:07:18,085 --> 01:07:20,076
You're good, and you
don't need to do that.
1195
01:07:20,420 --> 01:07:21,978
You're so sweet, Tim.
1196
01:07:22,255 --> 01:07:24,917
But, you know, we're all
just selling something.
1197
01:07:25,659 --> 01:07:28,856
A fuck, dope, insurance.
1198
01:07:28,962 --> 01:07:31,487
What about that guy you had to
bribe for that award or whatever?
1199
01:07:31,598 --> 01:07:33,964
It's like we're all
just selling something.
1200
01:07:34,067 --> 01:07:37,696
I know, and it's a major
bummer. You just bummed me out.
1201
01:07:38,538 --> 01:07:40,631
What you said just bummed me out.
1202
01:07:41,274 --> 01:07:44,004
I'm so bummed out right now.
1203
01:07:47,681 --> 01:07:49,273
I'm so bummed out.
1204
01:07:50,784 --> 01:07:52,513
I'm so bummed out.
1205
01:07:59,993 --> 01:08:02,325
Oh, man. This place is bad news.
1206
01:08:03,196 --> 01:08:06,427
All right, look. You guys go in the
front door, I'm gonna go around back.
1207
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:07,967
Sounds good, Rambo.
1208
01:08:08,368 --> 01:08:10,802
Do you know what an RIP license app is?
1209
01:08:10,904 --> 01:08:12,701
You don't, do you? You don't even know.
1210
01:08:12,906 --> 01:08:15,704
You're probably uninsured.
You have it all figured out.
1211
01:08:15,809 --> 01:08:17,504
I bet you don't even have a toothbrush.
1212
01:08:17,611 --> 01:08:18,578
Come on, Tim, don't.
1213
01:08:18,678 --> 01:08:19,804
What?
1214
01:08:19,913 --> 01:08:20,880
Hey!
1215
01:08:25,752 --> 01:08:28,448
We don't want any trouble. We're
just here to get our friend.
1216
01:08:29,022 --> 01:08:30,751
I got a fucking toothbrush.
1217
01:08:33,293 --> 01:08:34,487
That's enough.
1218
01:08:34,594 --> 01:08:36,084
Gary, he's cool. I said he's cool.
1219
01:08:36,196 --> 01:08:37,458
Don't do that to Bree.
1220
01:08:37,597 --> 01:08:39,224
Don't push! Don't push Bree.
1221
01:08:41,067 --> 01:08:42,557
Hey, whoa, whoa. Can we help you?
1222
01:08:43,503 --> 01:08:46,336
Yeah, maybe you can. I'm
looking for a friend of mine.
1223
01:08:46,440 --> 01:08:49,739
He's a skinny guy, wearing a
suit and tie. Have you seen him?
1224
01:08:51,244 --> 01:08:52,211
Eat me, cop.
1225
01:08:52,479 --> 01:08:54,242
I'm not a cop, Joan Jett.
1226
01:08:54,748 --> 01:08:56,511
- So, clean out your ears and tell me...
- You know what, man,
1227
01:08:56,616 --> 01:08:58,447
- what's your fucking problem? Really?
- I don't have a problem.
1228
01:08:58,552 --> 01:09:00,786
- Look, I'm just asking a question.
- You want a little piece of this?
1229
01:09:00,887 --> 01:09:01,854
No, I don't... Ow!
1230
01:09:02,823 --> 01:09:04,552
No, stop! Okay, that's enough.
1231
01:09:04,724 --> 01:09:05,691
Hey, stop!
1232
01:09:07,594 --> 01:09:08,993
- Here, grab my hand.
- Grab his hand!
1233
01:09:09,095 --> 01:09:11,029
Grab my hand. I'm trying to
help you up. Grab my hand.
1234
01:09:11,131 --> 01:09:12,189
Let him help you.
1235
01:09:12,299 --> 01:09:13,266
What are we gonna do?
1236
01:09:15,769 --> 01:09:16,736
Come on.
1237
01:09:17,504 --> 01:09:18,471
Come on?
1238
01:09:18,605 --> 01:09:20,596
Hey. Hey, Hey!
1239
01:09:23,176 --> 01:09:24,507
Who's this motherfucker?
1240
01:09:25,212 --> 01:09:28,579
I may look like some suit
wearing businessman to y'all,
1241
01:09:28,748 --> 01:09:31,216
truth is, I'm straight up gangster.
1242
01:09:32,118 --> 01:09:36,578
And I always keep one in the
chamber in case you pondering.
1243
01:09:37,924 --> 01:09:41,724
So, I suggest for the time being,
you let my nigger be, motherfucker.
1244
01:09:48,068 --> 01:09:49,797
Come on. Get up.
1245
01:09:55,208 --> 01:09:56,573
Indeed.
1246
01:10:03,783 --> 01:10:04,841
Timbo!
1247
01:10:14,794 --> 01:10:18,491
- What about Ziegler?
- Ziegler will be coming. Just start the car.
1248
01:10:20,033 --> 01:10:21,159
Bye, butterscotch.
1249
01:10:21,735 --> 01:10:22,895
See you tomorrow.
1250
01:10:23,003 --> 01:10:24,561
Butterscotch, come back. Come on.
1251
01:10:24,671 --> 01:10:25,831
Just go back inside.
1252
01:10:25,939 --> 01:10:27,702
Here, here, here. Take
a beer for the road.
1253
01:10:31,478 --> 01:10:34,538
- There he is, there he is. Stop.
- Don't stop. Don't stop.
1254
01:10:34,915 --> 01:10:35,882
I'll catch up.
1255
01:10:35,982 --> 01:10:37,813
- Just go slowly.
- Where you going?
1256
01:10:38,118 --> 01:10:40,348
I thought you were gonna
kick the shit out of us?
1257
01:10:40,453 --> 01:10:41,420
No, no.
1258
01:10:42,856 --> 01:10:44,721
Come on, faggot. We're just
getting to know you, bro.
1259
01:10:44,824 --> 01:10:46,451
Hey, wait, wait up for me, wait.
1260
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:48,528
Bree, What are you doing?
Bree, get back here.
1261
01:10:48,628 --> 01:10:50,220
- Who are you?
- I'm friends with that dude.
1262
01:10:50,363 --> 01:10:51,625
- You're friends with Timbo?
- Yeah. Fuck, yeah!
1263
01:10:51,731 --> 01:10:53,096
I'm his best friend. Get in there.
1264
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,592
Move. Hit it, Ronimal.
1265
01:10:56,469 --> 01:10:59,199
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1266
01:10:59,439 --> 01:11:00,736
My God, you guys.
1267
01:11:01,174 --> 01:11:02,141
- You know her?
- Yeah.
1268
01:11:02,242 --> 01:11:03,266
- Yeah, you know me.
- She's my friend.
1269
01:11:03,376 --> 01:11:05,173
- Yes, I've been...
- 'Cause she's like, "He's my friend."
1270
01:11:05,278 --> 01:11:07,872
I was like, "Yeah, he's my friend. Get
in the van." What are we doing here?
1271
01:11:08,048 --> 01:11:09,538
Timbo, what the hell
happened back there?
1272
01:11:09,649 --> 01:11:11,708
I don't know. I was on
the floor getting kicked,
1273
01:11:11,818 --> 01:11:13,683
and then I looked up
and Ronald was like,
1274
01:11:14,054 --> 01:11:16,113
- talking like a ghetto person.
- He was.
1275
01:11:16,222 --> 01:11:18,816
I don't like to brag, but I
do a pretty convincing Omar
1276
01:11:18,925 --> 01:11:21,189
from the HBO program The Wire.
1277
01:11:21,661 --> 01:11:24,596
"At least those crackers
back yonder seemed to buy it."
1278
01:11:24,698 --> 01:11:26,757
I love it. Crackers.
1279
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:29,498
That's exactly like
they say it, Ronimal.
1280
01:11:29,803 --> 01:11:31,771
Put them up. That's incredible.
1281
01:11:31,871 --> 01:11:34,135
Watch this guy, he's got
tricks. I'm telling you.
1282
01:11:35,108 --> 01:11:36,700
- Good night.
- Good night.
1283
01:11:36,910 --> 01:11:38,309
- Bree!
- No, Tim.
1284
01:11:40,180 --> 01:11:42,648
- Why don't you come back with me?
- Oh, no, that's not gonna happen.
1285
01:11:42,749 --> 01:11:43,977
Thanks for being so cool.
1286
01:11:46,186 --> 01:11:47,175
I love you.
1287
01:11:48,188 --> 01:11:49,212
Jesus.
1288
01:11:50,023 --> 01:11:51,752
I love you, too.
1289
01:11:53,994 --> 01:11:55,552
I love you so much.
1290
01:12:06,139 --> 01:12:07,868
You could fuck me in
the ass if you want.
1291
01:12:08,041 --> 01:12:10,202
Oh, no. Okay.
1292
01:12:10,810 --> 01:12:12,072
Maybe another time, Timbo.
1293
01:12:12,212 --> 01:12:13,577
I have heard about that.
1294
01:12:13,813 --> 01:12:14,837
- Good night.
- I wanna do that.
1295
01:12:14,948 --> 01:12:15,937
- Bye-bye.
- Wait.
1296
01:12:16,116 --> 01:12:17,310
- Night-night,
Tim. - Bree.
1297
01:12:17,751 --> 01:12:20,083
This is a great place you
got. We gotta hit the road.
1298
01:12:25,692 --> 01:12:28,718
- Her eyes are like round oceans.
- Yeah.
1299
01:12:28,828 --> 01:12:29,795
And her freckles.
1300
01:12:29,896 --> 01:12:33,195
But she's a prostitute and
I sold my soul a little.
1301
01:12:33,299 --> 01:12:34,960
All right, Timbo. Just keep it down.
1302
01:12:35,135 --> 01:12:37,262
Bree sells her body,
1303
01:12:38,505 --> 01:12:40,302
but I sold my soul.
1304
01:12:40,774 --> 01:12:42,537
Okay. Why don't you guys get some sleep.
1305
01:12:42,642 --> 01:12:45,475
I'll stay up with him and make
sure he doesn't chew his arm off.
1306
01:12:49,182 --> 01:12:52,913
Listen, whatever you
did, buddy, you had to do,
1307
01:12:53,453 --> 01:12:54,943
and I ain't saying squat.
1308
01:12:58,992 --> 01:13:01,654
- I sold my soul, Dean.
- I know, I know.
1309
01:13:03,563 --> 01:13:05,030
Okay, lie down.
1310
01:13:12,372 --> 01:13:15,205
You promised to bring
me a pocket of posies
1311
01:13:16,242 --> 01:13:19,302
You promised to bring
me a pocket of posies
1312
01:13:20,313 --> 01:13:23,407
You promised to bring
me a pocket of posies
1313
01:13:23,550 --> 01:13:26,576
Johnny's so long at the fair
1314
01:13:27,253 --> 01:13:29,687
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
1315
01:13:29,889 --> 01:13:31,686
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
1316
01:13:33,326 --> 01:13:35,886
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
1317
01:13:36,062 --> 01:13:39,225
Johnny's so long at the fair
1318
01:13:39,833 --> 01:13:44,532
Joan, I'm sorry I called you a
prostitute. You're not a prostitute. I am.
1319
01:13:44,904 --> 01:13:46,735
You're just a really nice lady.
1320
01:13:47,540 --> 01:13:49,064
It's okay.
1321
01:14:00,353 --> 01:14:01,513
- Bill?
- Hey, Ron.
1322
01:14:01,988 --> 01:14:04,513
- Bill? What are you doing here?
- Hey, Tim.
1323
01:14:05,125 --> 01:14:07,423
- Joan.
- The Kroger. I love it.
1324
01:14:07,694 --> 01:14:09,491
Ziegler, Jesus. What the hell is this?
1325
01:14:09,596 --> 01:14:11,757
Some kind of goddamn
pajama party or something?
1326
01:14:11,865 --> 01:14:13,264
No, it's a circle jerk, Bill.
1327
01:14:13,666 --> 01:14:15,258
Drop your pants and grab some lube.
1328
01:14:15,435 --> 01:14:18,404
Oh, that's nice. No, I'm here to
give some good news to someone.
1329
01:14:18,538 --> 01:14:22,372
Orin called me. He tipped me off, I
don't know how the hell you did it,
1330
01:14:23,343 --> 01:14:24,605
but we won.
1331
01:14:24,711 --> 01:14:26,372
And, well, it's the darndest thing,
1332
01:14:26,646 --> 01:14:28,477
it seems like winning
four awards in a row
1333
01:14:28,581 --> 01:14:31,015
has made us look pretty
attractive to certain folks.
1334
01:14:31,718 --> 01:14:33,413
Mike Pyle is buying BrownStar.
1335
01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:34,544
You're selling?
1336
01:14:34,988 --> 01:14:36,478
That's why I drove down here.
1337
01:14:36,689 --> 01:14:38,247
Gonna sign the contracts in the morning.
1338
01:14:38,491 --> 01:14:40,857
Boy, it's a super deal, too. Super.
1339
01:14:41,528 --> 01:14:45,965
Only snag is, and you gotta know, I
fought like a goddamn wild cat on this.
1340
01:14:46,166 --> 01:14:49,795
Pyle is shutting down
the Brown Valley office.
1341
01:14:53,540 --> 01:14:54,507
What?
1342
01:14:54,607 --> 01:14:59,101
No, don't worry about it. I got Pyle
to fold you in to the Milwaukee office.
1343
01:15:00,780 --> 01:15:03,010
- Bill...
- No, stop it. Do not thank me.
1344
01:15:03,249 --> 01:15:07,379
Do not thank me. You earned it.
You earned it. It was all you.
1345
01:15:07,654 --> 01:15:10,282
Tell you what, why don't you get
some sleep and we'll talk in the a.m.
1346
01:15:10,390 --> 01:15:12,415
Does that sound good to
you? That's what we'll do.
1347
01:15:12,525 --> 01:15:13,822
All right. Ron.
1348
01:15:37,350 --> 01:15:38,317
Hello?
1349
01:15:38,418 --> 01:15:40,909
Hey, Kurt Gambsky, it's Tim Lippe.
1350
01:15:41,020 --> 01:15:42,681
Hey. It's Tim Lippe.
1351
01:15:43,056 --> 01:15:46,025
I am awful sorry to
bother you at this hour,
1352
01:15:46,793 --> 01:15:50,320
but, Kurt, I have to ask you something.
1353
01:15:53,199 --> 01:15:56,396
I'm sorry to call you so late.
I'm calling on behalf of Tim Lippe.
1354
01:15:56,569 --> 01:15:58,594
Oh, Tim Lippe, yes. Go ahead.
1355
01:15:58,938 --> 01:16:00,269
I'm not selling anything,
1356
01:16:00,373 --> 01:16:02,807
I just wanna explain something
to you for two minutes.
1357
01:16:02,909 --> 01:16:03,898
Do you have two minutes?
1358
01:16:04,010 --> 01:16:04,977
Of course.
1359
01:16:05,078 --> 01:16:07,911
Well, he certainly values you as a
customer and I was just wondering,
1360
01:16:08,014 --> 01:16:10,642
if he needed to reach out to you,
would you be willing to help him out?
1361
01:16:10,750 --> 01:16:12,081
You bet. Tim rocks.
1362
01:16:20,293 --> 01:16:21,260
Here we go.
1363
01:16:22,095 --> 01:16:26,759
It is my privilege to announce
the Two Diamond winner,
1364
01:16:27,567 --> 01:16:29,933
our friends from BrownStar Insurance,
1365
01:16:30,036 --> 01:16:31,970
Bill Krogstad, I see you
there. Come on, come on.
1366
01:16:32,939 --> 01:16:35,499
Front row, he's in the front
row. Let's hear it for him.
1367
01:16:35,608 --> 01:16:38,600
Oh, man, this is great. Thanks, Orin.
1368
01:16:38,745 --> 01:16:40,178
This is so great.
1369
01:16:40,480 --> 01:16:43,142
I think this is kind of a
bittersweet honor, folks,
1370
01:16:43,283 --> 01:16:48,812
because, after 25-plus years,
I'm gonna be selling BrownStar.
1371
01:16:49,088 --> 01:16:51,648
Yeah, to this son of a
gun right here, Mike Pyle.
1372
01:16:51,791 --> 01:16:53,053
Let's hear it for him.
Come on up here, Mike.
1373
01:17:00,266 --> 01:17:05,033
Bill and I wanted to take this opportunity
to finally put pen to paper on our deal.
1374
01:17:05,338 --> 01:17:06,737
Guys, hold on a minute.
1375
01:17:08,474 --> 01:17:09,441
Tim Lippe, everyone.
1376
01:17:11,978 --> 01:17:13,002
Hi, everyone.
1377
01:17:14,714 --> 01:17:17,808
As you just heard, Mike
Pyle wants to buy BrownStar,
1378
01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:20,951
but only if it's a Two
Diamond rated agency.
1379
01:17:21,354 --> 01:17:24,517
And for good reason,
because the Two Diamond Award
1380
01:17:24,624 --> 01:17:28,560
is synonymous with modesty,
integrity and hard work.
1381
01:17:30,830 --> 01:17:33,128
Which is why it might
surprise you to find out
1382
01:17:34,167 --> 01:17:36,533
what I actually did to win this award.
1383
01:17:37,837 --> 01:17:42,137
I went into my one-on-one
session with Orin
1384
01:17:42,942 --> 01:17:44,637
in the Tiffany Suite,
1385
01:17:44,811 --> 01:17:48,941
and we engaged in a filthy act
1386
01:17:49,716 --> 01:17:51,980
of which I am totally ashamed.
1387
01:17:53,219 --> 01:17:57,781
I let Orin inside of me,
1388
01:17:58,191 --> 01:18:02,150
where he tainted the most
sacred and special part of me.
1389
01:18:06,766 --> 01:18:08,495
Of course, I'm talking
about my integrity,
1390
01:18:10,470 --> 01:18:11,801
which I thought was priceless,
1391
01:18:11,904 --> 01:18:15,067
but turns out it's only worth $1,500
1392
01:18:15,174 --> 01:18:17,642
because that's what I paid
Orin to get this award.
1393
01:18:17,844 --> 01:18:20,278
Tim, I think there's some mistake here.
1394
01:18:20,413 --> 01:18:21,380
No mistake.
1395
01:18:21,514 --> 01:18:24,108
No, I think I have
receipts for the back dues.
1396
01:18:24,217 --> 01:18:25,878
You can't hide from the truth, Orin.
1397
01:18:28,354 --> 01:18:29,981
When I got to Cedar Rapids,
1398
01:18:30,089 --> 01:18:32,114
I was scared and I
trusted the wrong people.
1399
01:18:32,225 --> 01:18:34,352
I thought, because I
was from a small town,
1400
01:18:34,460 --> 01:18:35,927
I couldn't think for myself.
1401
01:18:36,062 --> 01:18:37,825
Boy, was that a mistake.
1402
01:18:38,698 --> 01:18:41,633
ASMI deserves an award that
actually stands for something,
1403
01:18:41,768 --> 01:18:44,794
and I just hope that by the
time I come back next year,
1404
01:18:45,438 --> 01:18:50,637
maybe I will have shown you that I
really understand what that means again.
1405
01:18:54,747 --> 01:18:55,805
I'm really sorry.
1406
01:19:04,323 --> 01:19:06,848
- Hey, Bill, the award was part of the deal.
- I know that.
1407
01:19:06,959 --> 01:19:09,257
This is a problem. We
got a real mess here.
1408
01:19:09,729 --> 01:19:10,696
Nothing I can't change.
1409
01:19:11,097 --> 01:19:13,224
You don't have the
award. A deal is a deal.
1410
01:19:13,332 --> 01:19:14,492
It's right there. You
just saw him give it to me.
1411
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:16,124
- What are you talking about?
- This is a no go.
1412
01:19:16,803 --> 01:19:17,895
This is a no go.
1413
01:19:18,538 --> 01:19:19,937
I'm proud of you, Tim.
1414
01:19:20,039 --> 01:19:21,006
That was the right thing to do.
1415
01:19:21,107 --> 01:19:23,302
Lippe, you freaking goofy bastard.
1416
01:19:23,609 --> 01:19:25,873
After all I did for you, how dare you?
1417
01:19:26,412 --> 01:19:28,073
You fucked up a great deal.
1418
01:19:28,181 --> 01:19:30,479
No, that wasn't a good
deal. It was a dirty deal.
1419
01:19:31,484 --> 01:19:33,782
You lied. Sold us down the river.
1420
01:19:33,986 --> 01:19:35,851
And you know what?
I've had enough of it.
1421
01:19:36,622 --> 01:19:39,022
I called a bunch of my clients last
night. They all said the same thing.
1422
01:19:39,125 --> 01:19:41,719
They said they trust me,
and they want to stick by me,
1423
01:19:41,894 --> 01:19:43,225
and I wanna stick by them.
1424
01:19:43,429 --> 01:19:46,489
I'm gonna try to make a go of
this on my own in Brown Valley.
1425
01:19:47,033 --> 01:19:48,091
You listen to me, kid.
1426
01:19:48,234 --> 01:19:50,862
This is my company and I'm selling it.
1427
01:19:52,572 --> 01:19:54,506
All right, well, you'll have
to do it without my clients.
1428
01:19:55,274 --> 01:19:57,333
I've already got 17 of them
committed to me in writing.
1429
01:19:57,543 --> 01:20:00,171
Oh, yeah? Really? We'll see about that.
1430
01:20:00,313 --> 01:20:03,305
It's squeaky clean, Bill.
I've got the faxes right here.
1431
01:20:08,354 --> 01:20:09,844
Son of a bitch!
1432
01:20:17,263 --> 01:20:19,322
- You did it.
- That's fighting the tiger.
1433
01:20:20,199 --> 01:20:21,325
- Wow.
- Right there.
1434
01:20:21,667 --> 01:20:23,965
Let's get this guy a cream
sherry, tout de suite.
1435
01:20:24,237 --> 01:20:25,295
Way to stand them down.
1436
01:20:25,404 --> 01:20:27,634
- I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
- That was awesome.
1437
01:20:31,310 --> 01:20:32,538
Here you are, Mr. Lippe.
1438
01:20:33,279 --> 01:20:34,303
Thank you.
1439
01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:35,504
Knock, knock.
1440
01:20:36,883 --> 01:20:37,850
Who's there?
1441
01:20:38,084 --> 01:20:40,678
I don't know. I'm too doggone
tired to answer the door.
1442
01:20:41,988 --> 01:20:45,116
I love it. Classic
Ronimal. Almost not a joke.
1443
01:20:46,659 --> 01:20:48,490
I'll tell you what, guys.
1444
01:20:48,895 --> 01:20:51,625
My cousin Bob, who is loaded by the way,
1445
01:20:51,864 --> 01:20:54,628
has a cottage in Lake
of the Woods in Canada.
1446
01:20:56,269 --> 01:20:59,170
This summer, the three
of us. What do you say?
1447
01:20:59,272 --> 01:21:01,467
More time in a tightly
enclosed space with Ziegler.
1448
01:21:01,574 --> 01:21:02,541
Sign me up.
1449
01:21:03,109 --> 01:21:04,940
I think it sounds like an awesome idea.
1450
01:21:05,211 --> 01:21:07,611
Actually, the Ronimal
could use a vacation.
1451
01:21:07,780 --> 01:21:09,577
Done and done.
1452
01:21:10,149 --> 01:21:11,241
Give me some sugar.
1453
01:21:11,918 --> 01:21:15,251
- Oh!
- Come on, Timbo. I love you, pal.
1454
01:21:20,059 --> 01:21:22,823
There she is. The belle of the ball.
1455
01:21:23,996 --> 01:21:25,861
Until the next ASMI, my dear.
1456
01:21:26,699 --> 01:21:27,893
Bye, Deanzie.
1457
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:29,126
Stay foxy.
1458
01:21:30,102 --> 01:21:31,069
Call you tomorrow, Timbo.
1459
01:21:32,371 --> 01:21:33,929
- Bye, Ron.
- Bye-bye.
1460
01:21:35,608 --> 01:21:36,870
- See you, Ronimal.
- Bye.
1461
01:21:40,413 --> 01:21:42,813
So, you keep in touch.
1462
01:21:43,683 --> 01:21:47,244
- E-mail, all that good stuff.
- Yeah, I will. Of course.
1463
01:21:55,394 --> 01:21:56,827
Thanks, Insurance Man.
1464
01:21:57,830 --> 01:21:58,888
For what?
1465
01:22:00,766 --> 01:22:01,994
For a good time.
1466
01:22:33,633 --> 01:22:34,622
Oh, hey, you.
1467
01:22:35,668 --> 01:22:36,692
Jeez, what happened?
1468
01:22:36,802 --> 01:22:38,531
Well, let's see.
1469
01:22:40,072 --> 01:22:45,271
I got beat up, and I got completely
blotto on drugs and alcohol,
1470
01:22:45,645 --> 01:22:47,772
and I befriended a prostitute.
1471
01:22:49,282 --> 01:22:50,408
It was awesome.
1472
01:22:50,616 --> 01:22:54,074
Well, I guess someone deserves
two bags of honey roasted peanuts.
1473
01:22:54,620 --> 01:22:55,917
Wow, thanks, Sherri.
1474
01:22:56,022 --> 01:22:57,887
You bet. See you next time.
1475
01:23:00,393 --> 01:23:01,485
Two bags.
1476
01:23:04,730 --> 01:23:05,754
Awesome.
1477
01:23:16,842 --> 01:23:20,334
Why did the psychoanalyst prescribe
anxiety drugs to the anxious doctor?
1478
01:23:21,947 --> 01:23:22,971
I don't know.
1479
01:23:23,082 --> 01:23:24,811
Because he had no patience.
1480
01:23:26,185 --> 01:23:27,743
- Okay. Ouch!
- Okay.
1481
01:23:28,020 --> 01:23:30,716
- That was painful.
- Okay, what's brown and sticky?
1482
01:23:32,024 --> 01:23:33,048
- I don't know.
- What?
1483
01:23:33,259 --> 01:23:34,556
A stick.
1484
01:23:36,829 --> 01:23:40,390
What do you call an anorexic
with a yeast infection?
1485
01:23:41,801 --> 01:23:43,200
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
1486
01:23:43,903 --> 01:23:45,097
- Oh, man.
- That's gross.
1487
01:23:45,204 --> 01:23:46,398
That's terrible, man.
1488
01:23:46,505 --> 01:23:50,100
- Yes, you can.
- No, you can't. I've heard...
1489
01:23:50,209 --> 01:23:52,143
No, it's not a wives tale. You can.
1490
01:23:52,244 --> 01:23:53,609
No, you can't really do that.
1491
01:23:53,713 --> 01:23:56,045
The flame would go up
into your bottom and...
1492
01:23:56,148 --> 01:23:57,206
No, no, listen.
1493
01:23:57,383 --> 01:23:58,611
...blow you up or something.
- You know what?
1494
01:23:58,751 --> 01:24:01,948
I got one in the chamber
right now. I got one right now.
1495
01:24:04,090 --> 01:24:05,717
Oh, my gosh.
1496
01:24:07,727 --> 01:24:09,558
It went back up there a little bit.
1497
01:24:17,636 --> 01:24:19,069
Hi, I'm Dean Ziegler.
1498
01:24:19,705 --> 01:24:21,468
Hi, I'm Ronald Wilkes.
1499
01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:23,505
And I'm Tim Lippe.
1500
01:24:23,776 --> 01:24:25,710
There are a lot of
risks out there today.
1501
01:24:25,845 --> 01:24:27,904
Which is why you need
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1502
01:24:28,147 --> 01:24:30,172
If you live in Wisconsin or Minnesota,
1503
01:24:30,416 --> 01:24:33,385
Top Notch Mutual has your
insurance needs covered.
1504
01:24:33,853 --> 01:24:35,912
Because, no matter what happens...
1505
01:24:40,126 --> 01:24:41,093
- We got you.
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1506
01:24:45,131 --> 01:24:46,223
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1507
01:24:51,437 --> 01:24:52,870
Don't worry, little girl.
1508
01:24:53,239 --> 01:24:54,365
- We got you.
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1509
01:24:54,974 --> 01:24:56,464
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1510
01:24:56,642 --> 01:24:58,507
- Day or night.
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1511
01:25:02,948 --> 01:25:05,314
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1512
01:25:06,315 --> 01:25:09,315
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