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(BARKING)
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- (CRASHING)
- (BARKING)
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- Morning, folks. How you doing?
- Morning, Ozzie.
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(BEEPING)
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I hear he's some kind of inventor.
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(YAPPING)
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DIANE: Nick, breakfast.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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DIANE: Nick!
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I'm coming.
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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(SINGING)
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- DIANE: Wayne.
- Yeah, honey?
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- DIANE: Where's the baby?
- He's in the playpen.
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DIANE: He gets out of the playpen.
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No, I fixed it.
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DIANE: Sweetheart,
I hate to remind you,
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but the last time
you fixed the playpen,
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he still got out of it.
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Well, he won't get out this time.
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Hi. Will you, big buddy, huh?
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I'm certainly capable
of fixing a playpen, aren't I?
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You're just a little baby after all.
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- Your hat?
- It's my helmet.
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- New one?
- Yeah, it's a new one.
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See, it shaves me. See that?
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There.
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DIANE: Amy, it's decided.
I'm going with you. Period.
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Mom, in the first place,
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I'm not the first girl
who has ever gone away to college.
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And in the second place, we're...
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- Mom.
- Excuse me.
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DIANE: Amy, I'm gonna help you
get settled in.
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- (DOG WHINING)
- DIANE: That's it.
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- Want a noise? Noise?
- Yeah, I want to hear a noise.
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- This one?
- Yeah, not this time.
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- ADAM: This one.
- Okay.
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- (BEEPING)
- (CLANGING)
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(WHISTLE BLOWING)
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- Hear it?
- Yep, I heard it.
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- More?
- Sure.
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Mom, let's say you were a girl.
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I think I can visualize it.
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Would you think I was a nerd?
Just by looking at me I mean.
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It's a rhetorical question, mom.
It doesn't require an answer.
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Am I any girl in particular?
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No.
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Just a girl I might, I don't know...
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ask to go to the movies or something.
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Nicky, you are turning
into a very handsome young man.
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You're going to be
just like your dad.
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WAYNE: Honey,
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can you help me adjust
this servo regulator?
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Now, if you and Nicky want to get out
by yourselves while I'm gone,
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the baby-sitter's number's
in the kitchen.
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- What's with him?
- I think there's a girl.
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Nick? Our Nick?
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You know, he's growing up,
in case you haven't noticed.
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- (ELECTRONIC REVERB)
- (LOUD BANG)
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(NOTES TWANGING)
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- Uh-oh.
- (SCREAMS)
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- ADAM: I'll fix it.
- NICK: I'll fix you, you little punk!
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Nick, stop.
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- Adam, no.
- Sorry, Mama.
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Yes, I should hope so. Come on.
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- Oh, man.
- You're getting to be a big boy.
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How do you keep getting
out of there, anyway?
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I think maybe we should forget
about the playpen idea.
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I said I could fix it.
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I'm not stupid.
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I never said you were stupid.
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Taxi's here.
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WAYNE: So what's for breakfast?
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Anything good?
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Mmm, fantastic.
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The taxi's gonna
take mommy to the airport.
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And then mommy's gonna show
Amy her new room at school.
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Hopefully they'll tire him
out at day care.
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So when I get home,
he'll take a late nap.
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No nap!
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Honey, we don't say the "n" word
around two year olds.
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NICK: Adam.
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Colored car.
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Okay, now, Adam's lunch
is in the freezer,
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and I put the baby-sitter's number
on the refrigerator.
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Is there something I'm forgetting?
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- I'm sure I'm forgetting something.
- Diane, Diane, relax.
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Don't you think
I can handle things around here?
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Of course, you can, honey.
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- Ooh (GIGGLES).
- AMY: Break it up, guys.
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Don't worry, dad. She'll get there
and realize there's nothing to do,
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turn around, and come right back.
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Bye.
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Bye, Nick.
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DIANE: Come on, Amy,
we got to get going.
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Oh, don't forget to drop Nick and
Adam off on your way to work.
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Gosh, the time.
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I got to get you to work.
I got a big test today.
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- Bye.
- Bye-bye, Mama.
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WAYNE: Come on, come on.
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Come on, come on.
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You can do it. Atta girl.
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(TIRES SCREECH)
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COMPUTER:
Szalinski test number 1277.
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Crystal group 5.
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MAN: Shouldn't we wait for Szalinski?
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HENDRICKSON: Maybe this will
teach him to be here on time.
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Szalinski isn't running the show;
I am.
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This better work this time,
so concentrate.
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COMPUTER: Nine, eight,
seven, six, five,
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four, three, two, one, zero.
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(MACHINE WHIRRING)
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(MACHINE DIES DOWN)
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Here.
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(WHOOSHING)
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(SPLATTERS)
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WAYNE: Sorry, everybody.
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There were some large
cumulonimbus clouds blocking the sun
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and I lost power.
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And my son got a job for the summer,
Wet and Wild,
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and I had to drop him off.
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What's that stuff on your face?
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Oh, excuse me, Dr. Hendrickson?
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I'm sick and tired of this.
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Now, we have had some success
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replicating Szalinski's experiments
shrinking matter,
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but reversing the process,
enlarging matter,
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has seen us run up
one blind alley after another.
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Clifford Sterling demands results.
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His board of directors
demands results;
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the United States government
demands results;
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- and as project director...
- Excuse me, Dr. Hendrickson.
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I beg your pardon, Wayne.
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As project co-director,
I intend to deliver results.
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I've been doing some work,
on my own, on the problem, sir.
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- Yes, Wayne.
- I think you'll find
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- if you look at these calculations...
- Wayne, Wayne, Wayne.
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When you licensed your device
to Sterling labs,
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you were promised the finest minds
in the country would be working on it
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and they are.
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- I know that, sir.
- Good, good.
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But I think
if you look at these notes,
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- you'll find that although...
- (CRASHES)
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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
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Mandy?
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- Yeah, Rick?
- Nick.
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Nick.
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(HORN HONKING)
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BOY 1: Hey, Nick, your dad's
here in his spaceship.
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- BOY 2: It's the dweeb mobile.
- BOY 3: Here we go again.
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Hey, Nicky! Want a ride?
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BOY 4: Hey, look at the nerdmobile.
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- (KIDS CONTINUE LAUGHING)
- Oh, man.
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BOY 5: Have a nice flight.
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- Thanks a lot, Dad.
- For what?
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Nothing.
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Dad, were you ever
popular in school?
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You bet.
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I was president of the astronomy club
two years in a row.
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We were happenin' guys.
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So, Mom tells me that...
there's some girl?
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What?
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No. No, I.. I was just wondering.
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(ROCK MUSIC BLARING)
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WAYNE: How was your flight?
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Uh-huh. No, fine.
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No, we just got home.
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We're fixing dinner now.
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What noise? It was just
a bad connection, that's all.
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The baby? Well, he's fine.
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He's in the playpen.
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No, I fixed it.
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He can't get out.
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(ICE CREAM TRUCK TUNE)
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- Ice cream.
- WAYNE: How's Amy's dorm?
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- Uh-huh. Yeah.
- (DOG WHINING)
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Hey, stop it.
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Nothing. Just the dog. Uh-huh.
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No, everything's fine.
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- (ADAM GIGGLING)
- Oh, you worry too much.
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What? The chicken?
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The chicken you left us
really looks fine, honey.
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So, I was thinking,
with mom and Amy out of town,
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that this would give us guys
a chance to talk about the...
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you know, the birds and the bees.
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Here, Nicky.
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(NICK SCOFFS)
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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(WHIRRING AND CLANGING)
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WAYNE: You know what I was thinking,
Big Bunny?
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WAYNE AS BUNNY: What?
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WAYNE: I was thinking, we got to be
real nice to our brother Nick.
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- You know why?
- WAYNE AS BUNNY: No, why?
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WAYNE: Well, because he moved away
to a new place now,
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and he's got to make all new
friends, just like me and you.
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- WAYNE AS BUNNY: Yeah?
- WAYNE: Yeah.
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- Should we sing a song now?
- Yeah.
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- What song should we sing?
- "ABC's."
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- How about "Twinkle, twinkle"?
- "ABC."
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- "ABC"?
- Yeah.
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- Twinkle, twinkle...
- "ABC's"!
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Let's sing
"Twinkle, twinkle, little star."
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"ABC's."
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Okay, first "ABC's."
A-B-C-D-E-F-G, H-I-J-K, L-M-N-O-P
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Now "Twinkle, twinkle," okay?
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Okay.
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Twinkle, twinkle little star
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How I won...
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...der what you are
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MAN: It'll be a hell of a thing
for you, Charles, if it works.
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It'll work. I'll make it work.
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Over the years, I've seen
Clifford Sterling attach himself
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to one crazy idea after another.
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I have to tell you, the board
of directors is very worried.
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- (PHONE RINGING)
- Pardon me a moment.
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Hendrickson.
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- Hello?
- (BANG)
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What was that?
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It was a balloon popping,
Dr. Hendrickson.
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I got the idea
while singing my kid to sleep.
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You see, if you hit a balloon
with too much force,
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you don't allow the molecules
time to expand, and the balloon pops.
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Problem?
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No. Szalinski.
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Oh, him.
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- (WAYNE CHATTERING)
- (HENDRICKSON SCOFFS)
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Why Clifford insists on keeping him
involved is absolutely beyond me.
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If I were running
this project by myself right now,
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we'd be neck-deep in apples
the size of Buicks.
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There are those of us on the board
who agree with you.
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WAYNE:...Fundamental integrity
of the atomic substructure...
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Clifford Sterling just may have
outlived his usefulness...
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to the corporation,
to its stockholders.
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I should think his successor
would be a foregone conclusion,
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especially if you're the one
to actually make this thing work.
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WAYNE:... Thereby allowing
the molecules time to expand...
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without tearing
the atomic fabric. Hello?
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Szalinski? Szalinski,
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why don't you write up this
balloon research of yours?
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I can do the math and have
it on your desk tomorrow.
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No, it's not necessary.
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All right,
have a good weekend, Szalinski.
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(DIAL TONE)
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"Have a good weekend, Szalinski"?
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00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:22,190
- WOMAN: Hello?
- Hi, may I please speak to Mandy?
246
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:23,942
WOMAN: Sure. Mandy, phone!
247
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,903
- MANDY: Hello?
- Hi, Mandy?
248
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,029
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
249
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,827
(MUMBLING)
250
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,578
I'll fix it.
251
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:37,956
Daddy!
252
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:39,916
Hey, what are you doing up,
little guy?
253
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,546
Hey, Nick, want to do
something with me tomorrow?
254
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,047
Yeah, sure.
255
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,091
Okay. Come on, fella.
256
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,010
One more story.
257
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,594
Then tomorrow, you want
to come with me and Nicky
258
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:52,721
down to the lab and we'll play?
259
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,556
(ADAM GIGGLING)
260
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,811
WAYNE: Okay, guys.
261
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,480
See, Adam, this is where daddy works.
262
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,774
- Want me to take that?
- NICK: Yeah.
263
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,696
Got to be a little bit discreet
about this.
264
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,114
Huh?
265
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,409
- Mr. Szalinski.
- Hi, Smitty.
266
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:17,787
- Hello. You working today?
- Uh, just gonna tidy up a little.
267
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,255
- NICK: Wow.
- ADAM: Wow.
268
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:29,591
- NICK: This is some lab.
- ADAM: Some lab.
269
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:32,052
WAYNE: Way better than what we had
in the attic, huh?
270
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,554
- NICK: Way better.
- ADAM: Way better.
271
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,767
Yes, would you connect me
with Dr. Hendrickson please?
272
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,066
Call up a command directory labeled
"primary laser drive."
273
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,234
Tell me what it says
under "intensity."
274
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,361
(COMPUTER BEEPING)
275
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,282
(BEEPING)
276
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:57,285
- It says "access denied."
- Access denied?
277
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,500
I got to figure out some way to lower
the intensity of the laser.
278
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:07,670
NICK: Hey, Dad.
279
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,008
We could diffuse it maybe.
280
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,306
- That's a good idea.
- (GLASS BREAKING)
281
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,272
WAYNE: Now, we'll set final target.
282
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,982
Target what, Dad?
283
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:35,907
- Hey, can I borrow this, pal?
- No.
284
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:39,828
Come on, let me see if I can make
Big Bunny really big bunny, huh?
285
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:51,881
Yes sir, I thought it was unusual,
him being in here on a Saturday.
286
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:54,634
You did the right thing
letting me know. Thank you.
287
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,681
Well, that's it for me.
288
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,684
Hey, you're gonna have
to wear some glasses.
289
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:04,769
There you go.
290
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,041
COMPUTER: Thirty seconds.
291
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,130
Twenty-five seconds.
292
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,717
Twenty seconds.
293
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:41,139
19, 18, 17, 16...
294
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,517
15, 14, 13...
295
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,687
12, 11, 10...
296
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:51,858
- Nine, eight, seven, six, five...
- (WHOOSHING)
297
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,943
NICK: Dad!
WAYNE: Power surge!
298
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,988
- Three, two, one...
- Quick, the abort switches!
299
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,449
(LASER BEAMS)
300
00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:02,869
(GIGGLING)
301
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,496
(SWITCHES POPPING)
302
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,043
- (EXPLODES)
- WAYNE: Unable to abort.
303
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:16,049
- (BEEPING)
- Joe, what's happening up here?
304
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,927
(MACHINE WHIRRS)
305
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:36,527
Uh, Mr. Szalinski,
your security clearance
306
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:40,657
denies you access to the equipment
without Dr. Hendrickson's permission.
307
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,534
- You are aware of that, right?
- Yeah, Smitty.
308
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,705
Uh, Mr. Szalinski...
309
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,834
I'm sorry I had to, uh, uh...
310
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,296
(CHUCKLES) That baby of yours...
311
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,298
Sure starting to get big.
312
00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,550
See you, Smitty.
313
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:07,767
I'm bigger.
314
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,019
Bigger, bigger, bigger.
315
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,272
Dad, how come you got to ask
somebody's permission
316
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,898
to work on your own invention?
317
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:16,985
Well Nick,
Dad's a member of a team now,
318
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:19,279
and I'm working
with some real talented people.
319
00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:21,030
But, Dad, it's your invention.
320
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,366
They didn't have the idea, you did.
321
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:25,285
(SIGHS)
322
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:51,561
OK, bud.
323
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:55,148
Looks like daddy needs to spend
a little quality time with Nick. OK?
324
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,025
So, I'm gonna get you a baby-sitter.
325
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,068
You're gonna have yourself
a good time.
326
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:01,696
- Nick.
- Yeah. (GRUNTS)
327
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,032
(WAYNE SIGHS)
328
00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:05,366
(ADAM GIGGLING)
329
00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:09,370
You puttin' on
a little bit of weight?
330
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,335
- (SEAT HITS GROUND)
- (WAYNE GRUNTS)
331
00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:18,171
(ADAM GIGGLING)
332
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,007
ADAM: I'm big.
333
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,513
You know what? Daddy's gonna
make you a nice quick lunch.
334
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,682
Maybe kind of a... low-cal thing.
335
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,060
What do you think? Huh?
It's gonna be good.
336
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,145
WAYNE: Okay, you know what?
337
00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:35,938
Sit down and hang onto him.
338
00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:38,566
He'll keep you company,
and I'll make...
339
00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:40,693
Uh, baby-sitter,
baby-sitter, baby-sitter.
340
00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:46,824
555-5654.
341
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,203
- (PHONE RINGING)
- Okay, so... lunches.
342
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,330
Whoa. How about that, huh?
343
00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:53,998
- (PHONE RINGS)
- Yeah.
344
00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:56,042
- WAYNE: Hi, is this Mandy Park?
- Yeah.
345
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:59,629
This is Wayne Szalinski.
Can you come over about 3:30 for us?
346
00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:02,465
Uh, 3:30? Sounds okay,
Mr. Schlitzminski.
347
00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:03,966
Szalinski, dear.
348
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:06,219
Szalinski, right. That's what I said.
349
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,346
I, like, charge $2.50 an hour.
350
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,306
Unless, of course,
I actually have to do anything
351
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:14,102
like change diapers or clean up.
In which case, the price goes up.
352
00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:17,021
Oh no. All you have to do
is just... just watch him, really.
353
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,273
- MANDY: Okay, see you at 3:30.
- Okay.
354
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,275
(DIAL TONE)
355
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:22,944
(SIGHS) Okay.
356
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,989
Okay. Are these Quark's or yours?
357
00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:31,744
You just stay here, okay?
358
00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:33,621
She sounded great on the phone.
359
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:36,082
- I want to go a restaurant.
- You want to go to a restaurant?
360
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:37,917
But, I just made this stuff.
It's gonna be good.
361
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:41,129
I want to go eat in restaurant.
362
00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:43,548
Well, I'll be the waiter, okay?
363
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,550
And, uh... Let me take your order.
364
00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:47,844
- What would you like?
- I want the duck.
365
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:50,763
Duck. The duck
is not very good tonight.
366
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,723
Can I recommend the special?
367
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:55,518
- Okay.
- Okay, fine. We have soup du jour.
368
00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:58,271
We have hamburger.
We have French fries today.
369
00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:00,565
- Would you like 'em?
- Okay.
370
00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:03,109
- All right, I'll be right back.
- Okay.
371
00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:06,988
(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
372
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,411
(PLATES CLATTER ON FLOOR)
373
00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:15,746
(BUZZING)
374
00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:20,126
- (ADAM MUMBLES)
- (ELECTRICITY CONTINUES BUZZING)
375
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:30,470
Hey, Nick, want to go to a movie?
Just the two of us.
376
00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:33,514
Yeah, there's a movie at the Desert 6
I wanted to see.
377
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,601
Great. Come on.
It'll take our minds off everything.
378
00:24:36,893 --> 00:24:38,144
I'll check show times.
379
00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:39,604
Okay and then maybe afterwards,
380
00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,105
we can get
a bite to eat or something.
381
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:44,734
Big, Big Bunny.
382
00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:46,527
(ADAM CHUCKLING)
383
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,405
- (ADAM CONTINUES LAUGHING)
- (MICROWAVE DINGS)
384
00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:53,451
(BARKS)
385
00:24:54,035 --> 00:24:55,161
What's that?
386
00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:57,997
(WHINING)
387
00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,624
What's gotten into him?
388
00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:06,881
(WAYNE AND NICK SCREAMING)
389
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:11,552
Dad, how?
390
00:25:11,636 --> 00:25:13,387
Where were you in the lab
this morning? Were you watching Adam?
391
00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:14,555
He was off to the side.
392
00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:16,641
At the moment of discharge,
where was he?
393
00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:20,144
Just before, I know,
he was off to the side... wasn't he?
394
00:25:20,645 --> 00:25:22,772
Somehow, I don't think so.
395
00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:29,612
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
396
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:33,199
Boo.
397
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:44,794
Don't worry, Adam.
398
00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:46,587
Daddy's going to make
everything okay.
399
00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:54,178
Okay, we got to get him
back to the lab,
400
00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:56,347
analyze the data,
and reverse the process.
401
00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:57,682
- One thing, Dad.
- What?
402
00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:59,725
Do you think the security guard
might get suspicious
403
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,561
with us walking in
with a seven-foot baby?
404
00:26:01,686 --> 00:26:03,729
- Uh-oh.
- Good point.
405
00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:21,414
(HORN HONKS)
406
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:24,625
(TIRES SCREECH)
407
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:33,718
This will cover your
head and your hair.
408
00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:35,303
Here, Adam, put this on.
409
00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:37,972
WAYNE: There.
410
00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:40,349
He looks like
a badly dressed beekeeper.
411
00:26:41,601 --> 00:26:43,060
All right.
412
00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:45,563
Okay. Just act natural.
413
00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:48,149
Come on, bud. Atta boy.
414
00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:55,531
Smitty! I forgot the keys to my van,
and I couldn't start the van.
415
00:26:55,698 --> 00:26:58,743
It's in the lab, but I'm not going
to use anything in there
416
00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:01,912
because of my security access thing,
which you mentioned earlier.
417
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:03,998
So I'm just gonna get the keys
from the lab.
418
00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:09,128
- (ADAM BABBLING)
- NICK: Adam.
419
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,300
Come on, down.
420
00:27:18,012 --> 00:27:19,388
Szalinski.
421
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:20,806
Go back up.
422
00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:23,351
Just stopped by to do
some computations
423
00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:25,936
- in the... in the data base.
- (ADAM BABBLING)
424
00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:27,938
The data base has been erased.
425
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,774
Our entire experiment: gone.
426
00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:30,900
- (ADAM BABBLING)
- NICK: Get back! Back!
427
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,318
- WAYNE: Erased?
- All 38 gigabytes.
428
00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:34,654
- It can't be.
- Sure it can,
429
00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:36,864
if the main controller was trying
to compensate laser intensity
430
00:27:37,031 --> 00:27:39,909
for this, which you jammed
into the filter pack, you idiot
431
00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:43,245
causing a power surge
through the entire main drive system.
432
00:27:43,621 --> 00:27:44,955
- Who was that?
- (ADAM BABBLING)
433
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,375
- NICK: Stop it.
- Who?
434
00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:50,211
- The guy in the hat.
- Uh, a friend of mine.
435
00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:52,880
- What language was he speaking?
- Yugoslavian.
436
00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:54,840
You let a foreigner into the lab.
437
00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:57,343
He's not a foreigner, he's my wife's
uncle Yanosh, from Yugoslavia.
438
00:27:57,510 --> 00:27:59,470
He's family,
and he just wanted to see the lab,
439
00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:00,596
and I brought him here.
440
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,640
The man's a genius.
Did you see the size of his head?
441
00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:05,518
225, the I.Q. on that man.
An extended brainpan.
442
00:28:05,685 --> 00:28:07,895
- HENDRICKSON: Extended brainpan?
- ADAM: Bathroom.
443
00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:12,316
- Did he say "bathroom"?
- Bafoom. Yugoslavian.
444
00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:14,318
It's a term of... of appreciation.
445
00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:17,279
"Bafoom: thank you for bringing
me down here on a Saturday
446
00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:18,948
to the lab to look around,"
that's all.
447
00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:22,702
How long before we can restore
the system from the back-ups?
448
00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:25,121
That doesn't concern you.
You're off the project.
449
00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:26,205
(CLICKS)
450
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,290
You don't have the authority
to make that decision.
451
00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:30,626
Well, maybe I don't. So why don't you
call Clifford Sterling personally
452
00:28:30,793 --> 00:28:32,002
and plead your case.
453
00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:34,130
However,
after this morning's little escapade
454
00:28:34,255 --> 00:28:35,923
and the time and money
it will cost Sterling Labs,
455
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:38,050
I don't think the old man will
have a great deal of sympathy.
456
00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,969
I hope you'll spare yourself
the embarrassment
457
00:28:40,136 --> 00:28:41,512
of having to be escorted...
458
00:28:41,679 --> 00:28:42,763
to the gate.
459
00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,146
Start working data
restoration backwards,
460
00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:54,358
from 8:56 this morning
to the exact time the system crashed.
461
00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:57,278
I want to know what he was up to.
462
00:28:58,362 --> 00:28:59,447
(CRACKS)
463
00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:06,787
Why didn't you tell 'em, Dad?
464
00:29:07,163 --> 00:29:09,248
I mean, at least then they'd know
that you were able to make it work
465
00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:10,750
when nobody else could.
466
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:14,670
Look, Nick, remember we made you kids
promise never ever to tell anyone
467
00:29:14,837 --> 00:29:16,839
you were accidentally shrunk
and lost for two days?
468
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:17,840
Yeah.
469
00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:20,092
That's because we didn't want
you guys to become specimens,
470
00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:23,262
to undergo countless tests,
to go through endless observations,
471
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:24,764
and who knows what else.
472
00:29:26,182 --> 00:29:28,392
What about Adam?
What are we going to do?
473
00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:30,102
(COOING)
474
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:31,562
I don't know.
475
00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:34,398
What I do know is:
476
00:29:34,857 --> 00:29:38,319
we got to figure some way to fix this
before your mother gets home.
477
00:29:44,825 --> 00:29:46,744
Hi, guys. I'm home!
478
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:49,914
Where'd this come from?
479
00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:55,294
(HORN HONKS)
480
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,175
What do we do?
481
00:30:01,509 --> 00:30:02,593
I don't know.
482
00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:06,388
We could drive to Mexico,
Dad, and hide out.
483
00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:09,141
Come back when he's bigger.
I mean older.
484
00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:12,228
- Maybe she wouldn't notice then.
- No.
485
00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:15,397
Honesty's the best policy, Nick.
486
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:18,484
I'll just... explain.
487
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:20,611
Sure.
488
00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:22,905
It's not the first time
something like this has happened...
489
00:30:23,614 --> 00:30:24,865
...to our family.
490
00:30:26,075 --> 00:30:27,368
I'll just tell the truth.
491
00:30:27,952 --> 00:30:31,455
- Then beg for mercy.
- Colored car.
492
00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:46,220
- What was that all about?
- WAYNE: Umm...
493
00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:47,888
I had a little trouble with the van.
494
00:30:47,972 --> 00:30:51,809
I thought I put it in park,
and it went into reverse
495
00:30:51,976 --> 00:30:54,687
'cause the "p" and the "r"
look... You're back early.
496
00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:55,604
NICK: Come on, big guy.
497
00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:59,149
Yeah, I took a cab from the airport.
You know, it really was silly.
498
00:30:59,275 --> 00:31:00,818
Amy didn't need me at all.
499
00:31:00,985 --> 00:31:03,112
Who's the man
in the loud sport coat?
500
00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:04,446
No. No, those are Nick's.
501
00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:07,074
Well Diane, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
502
00:31:07,408 --> 00:31:10,077
- NICK: Sit down. Sit down!
- ADAM: Mom.
503
00:31:10,286 --> 00:31:13,831
You know how sometimes
the things that I invent
504
00:31:13,998 --> 00:31:16,208
don't always work
the way they're supposed to?
505
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:18,586
Sweetheart. You can tell me.
506
00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:20,170
How bad can it be?
507
00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:22,089
After all,
508
00:31:22,256 --> 00:31:24,758
it's not like you did something
to one of the kids again.
509
00:31:27,261 --> 00:31:30,347
- Wayne, where is Adam?
- Well, uh...
510
00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:32,141
Who is that man in the van?
511
00:31:32,725 --> 00:31:34,935
And where did this bunny come from?
512
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:38,188
- All right, I confess! I did it!
- Did what?
513
00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:40,274
Peekaboo!
514
00:31:41,901 --> 00:31:43,360
I blew up the baby.
515
00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:45,571
(THUD)
516
00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:48,073
ADAM: Mama fall down.
517
00:31:48,324 --> 00:31:49,575
Mama?
518
00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:52,745
- How'd she take it?
- About like usual.
519
00:31:53,287 --> 00:31:54,663
Mama sleeping?
520
00:31:55,539 --> 00:31:56,916
I'll kill Wayne.
521
00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:58,918
You don't want to kill Wayne.
522
00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:01,128
I want to kill Wayne.
523
00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:02,671
What's he doing?
524
00:32:03,005 --> 00:32:04,590
He's playing with his toys.
525
00:32:04,757 --> 00:32:06,175
Well, make him stop.
526
00:32:08,302 --> 00:32:10,346
- (TOYS CLATTERING)
- "Make him stop."
527
00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:15,142
- Why didn't I think of that?
- (GLASS BREAKING)
528
00:32:15,309 --> 00:32:17,353
- Adam.
- (HUMMING)
529
00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:19,855
Adam, stop fooling around!
530
00:32:20,022 --> 00:32:22,191
- Catch.
- Adam.
531
00:32:22,483 --> 00:32:25,861
- That was a real rocket.
- Let's go for a walk, Adam.
532
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:28,447
- Play ball, Nick.
- Don't throw things at Nick!
533
00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:30,032
- Catch it, play ball.
- (CRASH)
534
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:31,241
This is your last warning.
535
00:32:31,659 --> 00:32:33,035
(GIGGLING)
536
00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:35,913
Okay, I'll give you
one more warning.
537
00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:37,998
(GLASS BREAKING)
538
00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:47,216
- (SCREAMS)
- Shh. It's not as bad as it seems.
539
00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:49,343
It almost couldn't be, could it?
540
00:32:51,095 --> 00:32:53,097
Well, I finally got him in his room.
541
00:32:54,390 --> 00:32:57,226
Tell him to stay inside,
and close the door.
542
00:32:57,393 --> 00:33:00,187
- I did close the door.
- (DOOR BREAKS)
543
00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:02,481
He just opened his door.
544
00:33:05,234 --> 00:33:07,736
- And he decided to share it with us.
- I break off.
545
00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:09,405
DIANE: Oh, baby.
546
00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:12,074
Adam, put the door down, sweetheart.
547
00:33:12,241 --> 00:33:14,034
Why don't you give
the door to daddy, Adam?
548
00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:17,413
- Give daddy the door, Adam.
- I fix it, I fix it.
549
00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:20,666
Wait till the Vista del Mar
standards committee sees this.
550
00:33:22,793 --> 00:33:25,587
Maybe we shouldn't bother.
It's just a mailbox.
551
00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:28,716
Little things have a way of
becoming very big things, Patty.
552
00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:31,844
- Let go of the door, Adam.
- No, my door.
553
00:33:31,969 --> 00:33:34,054
- Stop before someone gets hurt.
- Let go!
554
00:33:34,138 --> 00:33:35,139
(WAYNE GRUNTS)
555
00:33:36,265 --> 00:33:37,266
(CRASHES)
556
00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:40,602
(CHUCKLING)
557
00:33:41,061 --> 00:33:44,064
(CRASH)
558
00:33:45,649 --> 00:33:46,984
I fix it!
559
00:33:47,151 --> 00:33:50,863
DIANE: Don't fix it, Adam. Just
put down mommy's coffee table.
560
00:33:51,030 --> 00:33:54,366
- Be careful, baby.
- Slow down, Adam. Adam, Adam.
561
00:33:55,159 --> 00:33:56,493
ADAM: Ooh.
562
00:33:56,577 --> 00:33:58,037
- WAYNE: Gentle, gentle.
- DIANE: Not my antique chair!
563
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,664
- (GLASS BREAKING)
- MAN: They remodeling in there?
564
00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:02,416
DIANE: Come back. Come back here.
565
00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:05,335
- (ADAM GIGGLING)
- WAYNE: Adam. Adam!
566
00:34:07,004 --> 00:34:08,464
Adam, sit down.
567
00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:10,841
- DIANE: He's on this side.
- Stop him, Dad. He's yours.
568
00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:13,260
- DIANE: Oh, Adam!
- This is not a game.
569
00:34:13,427 --> 00:34:15,012
What do we do when we catch him?
570
00:34:15,137 --> 00:34:16,346
- WAYNE: Adam, hang on!
- (ADAM GIGGLING)
571
00:34:16,764 --> 00:34:20,017
Okay, okay. You guys go that way.
I'll go this way.
572
00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:22,853
- (ADAM GIGGLING)
- (WAYNE SCREAMS)
573
00:34:23,145 --> 00:34:25,022
(PANTING) Hi, little guy.
574
00:34:25,189 --> 00:34:26,231
(WAYNE GROANS)
575
00:34:26,315 --> 00:34:27,816
- Adam, put daddy down!
- (ADAM GIGGLING)
576
00:34:27,941 --> 00:34:29,359
Adam, put daddy down!
577
00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:30,611
- (CRASHES)
- (DOG WHIMPERS)
578
00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:32,446
(ADAM GIGGLES)
579
00:34:32,529 --> 00:34:34,573
- Guitar.
- Not my room!
580
00:34:35,616 --> 00:34:38,869
NICK: Adam. Adam, put down my guitar.
Put it down.
581
00:34:39,078 --> 00:34:41,163
- (GIGGLING)
- Get back here. Get back.
582
00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:43,540
- WAYNE: That's enough, fellas. Stop.
- DIANE: Adam, sweetheart.
583
00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:46,627
- NICK: He's got my guitar!
- WAYNE: Nicky, he's just a baby.
584
00:34:46,794 --> 00:34:48,796
NICK: He's not a baby.
He's a monster.
585
00:34:51,090 --> 00:34:53,425
- NICK: He's going to break my guitar!
- (ADAM GIGGLES)
586
00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:58,013
- DIANE: Come back here.
- NICK: Give me back my guitar!
587
00:34:58,305 --> 00:35:00,265
NICK: Give it back, you brat!
588
00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:01,391
(ADAM GIGGLING)
589
00:35:01,809 --> 00:35:02,976
Other way.
590
00:35:04,353 --> 00:35:06,897
- DIANE: Guitar all gone.
- Got it. Here, hide it.
591
00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:12,653
He targeted something.
592
00:35:12,820 --> 00:35:14,780
It's gonna take a lot more enhancing
to figure out what.
593
00:35:14,947 --> 00:35:16,198
I can do it.
594
00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:19,034
What do you suppose this is here?
595
00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:21,578
- Condensation on the lens?
- Nah, it's much too solid.
596
00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:24,623
- How can you be sure?
- I'm sure. It's not amorphous.
597
00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:26,291
It's a mass. I can see.
598
00:35:28,127 --> 00:35:29,461
DIANE: Play in here with daddy.
599
00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:30,587
(LOUD CRASH)
600
00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:32,840
- Play what?
- Play anything.
601
00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,550
- This should distract him.
- WAYNE: Great!
602
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:37,136
("HOKEY POKEY" PLAYING ON RECORD)
603
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,398
DIANE: Dance, Adam.
604
00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:52,818
DIANE: Good, do some more.
605
00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:54,862
Isn't this fun, Wayne?
606
00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:57,281
WAYNE: Adam, clap your hands.
Clap your hands.
607
00:35:58,657 --> 00:35:59,658
(THUD)
608
00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:01,118
- (NEIGHBORS GASPING)
- DIANE: Put your foot in.
609
00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:04,621
Why are you closing the shutters?
610
00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:06,874
So one of the neighbors doesn't
look in, see a seven-foot baby,
611
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,458
and call "The National Enquirer."
612
00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:09,960
(DOORBELL RINGING)
613
00:36:10,127 --> 00:36:11,378
- ADAM: Doorbell.
- Who's that?
614
00:36:11,545 --> 00:36:12,671
One of the neighbors.
615
00:36:12,838 --> 00:36:14,840
So far, your plan's
working perfectly.
616
00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:18,093
Hi.
617
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:22,139
Hello. We heard shouting
and a lot of noise,
618
00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:24,892
so we were wondering
if everything was all right.
619
00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:27,519
- (ADAM GIGGLING)
- Oh, yes, everything's fine.
620
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:29,479
We were just entertaining.
621
00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:30,689
Uncle Yanosh.
622
00:36:30,939 --> 00:36:32,316
Uncle Yanersh.
623
00:36:33,317 --> 00:36:34,693
- (CRASH)
- (ADAM LAUGHING)
624
00:36:34,902 --> 00:36:36,820
WAYNE: Not too hard.
You're denting the floor!
625
00:36:36,987 --> 00:36:39,656
- Bye.
- NICK: Dad, help me. He's got me.
626
00:36:40,032 --> 00:36:41,533
He's breaking my ribs.
627
00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:43,410
Don't do that, Adam.
628
00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:44,870
- (TYPING)
- (COMPUTER BEEPS)
629
00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:48,207
MAN: My God, it appears
to have three eyes.
630
00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:50,500
WOMAN: A new life-form of some sort?
631
00:36:50,667 --> 00:36:52,461
MAN: Try scaling up the window.
632
00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:56,089
This could be big.
633
00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:57,883
These could be very big.
634
00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:03,847
Well, I think you did
a great job with these.
635
00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:05,807
This should really distract him.
636
00:37:06,808 --> 00:37:09,353
- Well, he likes noise.
- Here you go, honey.
637
00:37:09,770 --> 00:37:11,063
Yeah.
638
00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:13,941
You know what, Nicky?
I don't care what you say.
639
00:37:14,191 --> 00:37:16,944
It's still a playpen,
and a playpen's a playpen to Adam.
640
00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:21,031
Yeah, but you have to admit Mom,
not many guys could come up
641
00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:22,783
with something like this
in half an hour.
642
00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:24,701
(CUCKOO CLOCK RINGING)
643
00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:26,578
- Cuckoo.
- No, no, Adam!
644
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,914
Sweetheart, stay away from that.
645
00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:30,874
Adam, please don't touch that.
646
00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:33,543
Adam, no, don't touch mommy's cuckoo.
647
00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:35,587
NICK: Come on away from there, Adam.
648
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,756
Come over here, and play with Nicky.
649
00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:39,800
Play with Nicky, Adam.
650
00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:43,804
When you get a minute,
you might take a look at this.
651
00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:47,432
Wayne?
652
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:51,144
Well... some of the numbers indicate
that on an atomic...
653
00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:53,647
Please, honey, the truth, okay?
654
00:37:54,815 --> 00:37:57,234
The truth, Diane, is that without
access to the data at the plant,
655
00:37:57,359 --> 00:37:59,278
I don't know
that there's anything I can do.
656
00:37:59,987 --> 00:38:01,989
I know what's happening,
but I don't know why.
657
00:38:03,824 --> 00:38:04,825
I'm sorry, honey.
658
00:38:04,992 --> 00:38:07,119
Hey Mom, look I finally found
a way to keep him quiet.
659
00:38:07,995 --> 00:38:10,038
There were 12 ice-cream bars
in there.
660
00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:11,498
(ADAM BELCHING)
661
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:15,419
Well, he's ruined his dinner.
662
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:17,212
Not necessarily, Mom.
663
00:38:17,379 --> 00:38:20,048
At his body weight,
he should be able to metabolize...
664
00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:22,884
Maybe I should just shut up about it.
665
00:38:26,555 --> 00:38:28,307
Okay, boys, we're going out.
666
00:38:30,309 --> 00:38:32,769
- Diane, what are you doing?
- I'm taking him to the lab.
667
00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:34,980
Maybe there's somebody there who...
(SIGHS)
668
00:38:35,147 --> 00:38:36,523
Who knows what they're doing?
669
00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:38,900
DIANE: (SIGHS) I didn't mean it
like that.
670
00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:42,112
I'm sorry,
but all I care about right now
671
00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:44,489
is getting my baby
to shrink back to normal size.
672
00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:46,825
Come on, Nicky,
help me get him out to the van.
673
00:38:47,034 --> 00:38:49,244
Shrink?
Diane, wait! I got an idea.
674
00:38:49,745 --> 00:38:51,997
My original machine.
it's in the lab security warehouse.
675
00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:53,999
- Yes!
- (YAPPING)
676
00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:55,959
This'll have to be
a covert operation.
677
00:38:56,126 --> 00:38:59,296
Diane, you come with me.
Nick, you stay with... the baby.
678
00:38:59,463 --> 00:39:01,590
Oh no!
We are not leaving them here alone.
679
00:39:01,757 --> 00:39:03,258
Diane, you can't take him to the lab.
680
00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:06,053
There's no telling what Hendrickson
will do if he gets his hands on him.
681
00:39:06,219 --> 00:39:08,096
Look at him, he's exhausted.
682
00:39:08,764 --> 00:39:10,140
He can take a nap while we're gone.
683
00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:11,350
No nap!
684
00:39:15,312 --> 00:39:16,688
Look who I got:
685
00:39:17,481 --> 00:39:18,982
really Big Bunny.
686
00:39:21,068 --> 00:39:22,152
Hi, Adam.
687
00:39:22,361 --> 00:39:23,487
WAYNE AS BUNNY: Hello, Adam.
688
00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:25,489
You're real tired, aren't you Adam?
689
00:39:25,822 --> 00:39:28,575
WAYNE AS BUNNY:
Yeah, he looks real tired to me.
690
00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:30,994
Should we sing the song?
691
00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:35,707
WAYNE AS BUNNY: (SINGING)
Twinkle, twinkle little star
692
00:39:36,249 --> 00:39:40,087
How I wonder what you are
693
00:39:40,587 --> 00:39:44,424
Up above the world so high
694
00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:48,553
(ADAM JOINS IN)
Like a diamond in the sky
695
00:39:48,929 --> 00:39:52,891
Twinkle, twinkle little star
696
00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:55,394
- How I won...
- Mine!
697
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,561
- Let go!
- ADAM: Gimme.
698
00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:59,189
Adam Szalinski,
you let go of that bunny right now!
699
00:39:59,356 --> 00:40:00,941
Put daddy down, Adam.
700
00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:02,692
- It's not nice to hurt daddy.
- (DOG WHINING)
701
00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:04,444
ADAM: Sorry, Mama.
702
00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:06,738
Okay, I'm bringing up
the structural overlay.
703
00:40:06,822 --> 00:40:08,281
(COMPUTER BEEPING)
704
00:40:09,199 --> 00:40:10,951
MAN: Dr. Hendrickson,
we can make out hair, bone and metal,
705
00:40:11,118 --> 00:40:12,494
all sort of intertwined.
706
00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:15,330
I think you should
take a look at this. Yes, sir.
707
00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:17,207
He's on his way.
708
00:40:17,290 --> 00:40:19,167
We'll show him
the keratin analysis first.
709
00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:21,837
- Structural overlay first.
- It's not clear enough.
710
00:40:22,003 --> 00:40:24,673
- I think it is.
- Why don't we see what he thinks?
711
00:40:24,798 --> 00:40:27,217
- (TYPING)
- (COMPUTER BEEPING)
712
00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:37,144
(WHISPERING) Don't worry.
We'll be back in an hour.
713
00:40:37,352 --> 00:40:38,728
- Come on.
- Bye-bye.
714
00:41:18,852 --> 00:41:20,437
(METAL CLATTERING)
715
00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:42,542
This is our latest image,
716
00:41:42,751 --> 00:41:44,920
superimposing structural
and keratin analysis.
717
00:41:45,086 --> 00:41:48,089
- As you can see, there appears to...
- All right, just move over.
718
00:41:51,051 --> 00:41:52,928
HENDRICKSON: It's a baby
and a stuffed bunny.
719
00:41:55,889 --> 00:41:57,057
Szalinski.
720
00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:00,352
I'm going to pay him a little visit.
721
00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:02,479
Back to work.
722
00:42:02,646 --> 00:42:05,106
I knew it was a baby.
I just wasn't sure it was a bunny.
723
00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:15,408
- (CARD READER BEEPS)
- (METAL CLATTERS)
724
00:42:28,922 --> 00:42:30,131
This'll just take a second.
725
00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:32,008
They stored all my stuff
in one large crate.
726
00:42:32,175 --> 00:42:34,636
- It should be easy to spot.
- Oh, Wayne?
727
00:42:40,392 --> 00:42:42,269
Maybe it's in alphabetical order
or something.
728
00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:44,271
DIANE: What if it's not?
729
00:42:44,563 --> 00:42:46,856
WAYNE: All I wanted to do
was take Nick to the movies.
730
00:42:47,524 --> 00:42:48,984
- WAYNE: Uh-oh.
- DIANE: What?
731
00:43:02,455 --> 00:43:04,124
(SNORING)
732
00:43:05,542 --> 00:43:08,253
- (DOORBELL RINGING)
- (YAPPING)
733
00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:12,757
- (DOORBELL RINGING)
- ADAM: Doorbell.
734
00:43:18,638 --> 00:43:22,309
- Twinkle, twinkle little...
- (DOORBELL)
735
00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:24,311
(ADAM CHUCKLES)
736
00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:25,937
- (DOG BARKING)
- Bunny.
737
00:43:26,062 --> 00:43:27,606
- Wait here!
- (DOG CONTINUES BARKING)
738
00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:38,116
(DOORBELL RINGING)
739
00:43:38,450 --> 00:43:39,701
(NICK SIGHS)
740
00:43:40,452 --> 00:43:41,620
- Mandy.
- Rick.
741
00:43:42,704 --> 00:43:44,956
Nick. Nick Szalinski.
742
00:43:45,749 --> 00:43:47,709
Right.
I'm here to baby-sit.
743
00:43:49,544 --> 00:43:50,712
We don't need a baby-sitter.
744
00:43:51,421 --> 00:43:52,422
(ADAM LAUGHS)
745
00:43:53,632 --> 00:43:54,674
Adam, no!
746
00:43:57,761 --> 00:44:00,805
Very funny. Can I come in?
I'm already charging you.
747
00:44:01,514 --> 00:44:04,392
We changed our mind. That's all.
We don't need a baby-sitter.
748
00:44:05,185 --> 00:44:06,353
I don't think so.
749
00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:09,481
Look, I was promised
three hours at $2.50 an hour.
750
00:44:09,648 --> 00:44:11,066
Plus, the extra if I'm grossed out.
751
00:44:11,441 --> 00:44:14,235
Uh, listen, Mandy, take it from me,
you don't want to baby-sit.
752
00:44:14,319 --> 00:44:15,403
- Not this baby.
- (ADAM GIGGLING)
753
00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:18,198
I'm really sure I can
handle some stupid baby.
754
00:44:20,659 --> 00:44:21,660
(BLOWS RASPBERRIES)
755
00:44:34,464 --> 00:44:36,424
DIANE: Wayne, we've gotta
get back to the kids.
756
00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:38,301
This is just taking too long.
757
00:44:47,394 --> 00:44:49,604
Honey, it's up here!
758
00:44:50,230 --> 00:44:52,065
See if you can find a forklift.
759
00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:57,570
Mandy, believe me,
I have everything under control.
760
00:44:58,655 --> 00:45:00,073
Now if you promise not to scream,
761
00:45:00,782 --> 00:45:01,991
I'll take the gag out of your mouth.
762
00:45:02,992 --> 00:45:04,035
Promise?
763
00:45:06,788 --> 00:45:08,832
- (SCREAMS) Help me! Someone help me!
- Mandy!
764
00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:11,251
Please, someone help me!
Giant baby!
765
00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:12,377
(MANDY SCREAMING)
766
00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:14,295
- You're scaring him.
- Out of my way! Please!
767
00:45:14,421 --> 00:45:16,464
- Mandy, calm down.
- MANDY: Help me!
768
00:45:16,631 --> 00:45:19,843
- (MANDY SCREAMING)
- What's that?
769
00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:22,512
MANDY: Help! Help! Help! Help!
Giant baby!
770
00:45:22,721 --> 00:45:24,222
- MANDY: Help! Giant baby!
- The Slitzitskis.
771
00:45:24,347 --> 00:45:25,390
(MANDY CONTINUES SCREAMING)
772
00:45:28,268 --> 00:45:29,310
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
773
00:45:29,519 --> 00:45:32,272
Wayne this is a solar van.
We're inside.
774
00:45:32,439 --> 00:45:34,023
There's a switch marked "batteries".
775
00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:36,317
- Just be careful not to switch it to-
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
776
00:45:36,443 --> 00:45:38,027
- Whoa!
- High.
777
00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:46,828
No! No!
778
00:45:53,585 --> 00:45:54,794
Hold on!
779
00:45:55,295 --> 00:45:56,504
(GATE SHATTERS)
780
00:45:57,964 --> 00:45:59,257
Can we try again?
781
00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:07,056
Good.
782
00:46:07,348 --> 00:46:08,850
Now despite what he looks like,
783
00:46:09,225 --> 00:46:10,685
Adam is just a little kid.
784
00:46:11,311 --> 00:46:13,646
He's in there watching TV,
not hurting anyone.
785
00:46:14,439 --> 00:46:16,816
MAN: (ON TV) Summertime.
The active woman.
786
00:46:19,652 --> 00:46:21,529
She knows what it is
to have a headache.
787
00:46:21,821 --> 00:46:24,365
("LOCOMOTION" PLAYING ON TV)
788
00:46:27,786 --> 00:46:29,037
Let's welcome 'em.
789
00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:31,164
Again!
790
00:46:35,168 --> 00:46:36,711
RICHARD SIMMONS: (ON TV)
Wiggle that butt!
791
00:46:36,878 --> 00:46:37,962
Sorry.
792
00:46:46,805 --> 00:46:48,139
(ADAM GIGGLES)
793
00:46:48,681 --> 00:46:51,351
So, two years ago, he made
you and your sister tiny.
794
00:46:51,851 --> 00:46:53,144
And the guys next door.
795
00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:55,188
Then he made you regular size again.
796
00:46:55,355 --> 00:46:57,398
And now
he's made your baby brother big.
797
00:46:57,524 --> 00:46:58,483
Right.
798
00:46:58,650 --> 00:47:01,736
(WHOOSHING)
799
00:47:01,903 --> 00:47:03,822
And you don't, like, think
that's unusual.
800
00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:07,450
- (CRASHING)
- (GLASS BREAKING)
801
00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:10,578
(STATIC CRACKLING)
802
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,289
Oh, my God, he's out and he's bigger.
803
00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:17,877
- You got to help me, okay?
- This wasn't in the job description.
804
00:47:18,044 --> 00:47:20,505
- We'll pay you overtime.
- Okay.
805
00:47:24,843 --> 00:47:27,220
There's no way I'm changing
those diapers.
806
00:47:27,387 --> 00:47:28,471
Come on.
807
00:47:29,848 --> 00:47:34,269
NICK AND AMY: Adam! Adam!
808
00:47:36,688 --> 00:47:38,189
NICK: Adam, where are you?
809
00:47:39,941 --> 00:47:41,025
NICK: Come on!
810
00:47:41,860 --> 00:47:43,570
Julia, be quiet and sit down.
811
00:47:43,736 --> 00:47:47,282
Now for the famous
Chinese blocks trick.
812
00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:49,033
Shazam.
813
00:47:52,453 --> 00:47:53,454
Okay.
814
00:47:53,997 --> 00:47:55,290
Now for my next trick.
815
00:47:58,042 --> 00:47:59,294
Adam!
816
00:48:01,588 --> 00:48:04,382
Now for the disappearing
bunny trick.
817
00:48:04,549 --> 00:48:07,969
Watch carefully. The hand
is quicker than the eye.
818
00:48:08,678 --> 00:48:10,096
- (KIDS GASP)
- Shazam.
819
00:48:10,597 --> 00:48:12,682
Can anyone tell me
where the bunny is?
820
00:48:12,849 --> 00:48:15,393
- KIDS: There!
- You think it's still on my head?
821
00:48:16,519 --> 00:48:17,604
(GASPS)
822
00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:20,732
- (SCREAMS)
- Big Bunny.
823
00:48:22,191 --> 00:48:25,069
(KIDS SCREAMING)
824
00:48:31,117 --> 00:48:32,285
Bye.
825
00:48:34,746 --> 00:48:35,914
There he is! Come on!
826
00:48:36,164 --> 00:48:38,249
I don't care if Clifford's
at the Rand Institute this weekend.
827
00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:39,792
I want him notified.
828
00:48:39,959 --> 00:48:41,502
I also want
the board of directors in on this.
829
00:48:41,628 --> 00:48:43,463
- (TIRES SCREECH)
- HENDRICKSON: Hey! What the...
830
00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:48,927
Contact the Federal Marshals.
Get them out here.
831
00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:51,095
I want something large enough
to hold...
832
00:48:51,387 --> 00:48:52,805
To hold something large.
833
00:48:57,310 --> 00:48:59,812
(ADAM GURGLING) Big Bunny.
834
00:48:59,979 --> 00:49:01,731
Big, big, Big Bunny.
835
00:49:01,898 --> 00:49:03,983
- Big trouble.
- (ADAM LAUGHING)
836
00:49:05,735 --> 00:49:07,362
Stop where you were right there.
837
00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:09,906
I'm just the baby-sitter.
838
00:49:10,490 --> 00:49:13,284
(SIREN WAILING)
839
00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:16,496
- (ADAM GIGGLING)
- (NEIGHBORS CHATTERING)
840
00:49:22,627 --> 00:49:24,462
Yeah, an hour tops. Sure.
841
00:49:25,088 --> 00:49:27,757
- Wayne, how's it coming?
- Just about got it, honey.
842
00:49:27,924 --> 00:49:30,259
Hold on. I'm taking a shortcut.
843
00:49:34,764 --> 00:49:37,141
(SIRENS WAILING)
844
00:49:45,358 --> 00:49:46,567
Oh.
845
00:49:48,069 --> 00:49:49,320
What do I do?
846
00:49:51,572 --> 00:49:53,950
WAYNE: Okay, let's see
if this thing works.
847
00:49:55,702 --> 00:49:58,037
(SIREN)
848
00:49:58,871 --> 00:50:00,999
- (MACHINE POWERS UP)
- (LASER BEAM FIRES)
849
00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:04,210
(TIRES SCREECH)
850
00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:08,381
Wayne Szalinski, you unshrink
those policemen right now.
851
00:50:17,974 --> 00:50:20,852
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
852
00:50:22,478 --> 00:50:23,730
(LASER BEAM FIRES)
853
00:50:29,318 --> 00:50:30,236
It works!
854
00:50:31,446 --> 00:50:33,406
(TIRES SCREECHING)
855
00:50:35,867 --> 00:50:36,993
They're getting away.
856
00:50:37,410 --> 00:50:39,162
I think they're
out of our jurisdiction.
857
00:50:45,293 --> 00:50:46,878
OFFICER: Hold it. You can't go in.
858
00:50:47,045 --> 00:50:48,838
WAYNE: It's okay, Officer.
That's our house.
859
00:50:56,763 --> 00:50:58,181
- WAYNE: Excuse me.
- (ONLOOKERS CHATTERING)
860
00:50:59,265 --> 00:51:01,059
DIANE: Where are my boys?
Where are they?
861
00:51:01,142 --> 00:51:02,518
BROOKS: Hold it, hold it.
Just a minute.
862
00:51:02,769 --> 00:51:04,103
Preston Brooks, U.S. Marshals.
863
00:51:04,270 --> 00:51:07,190
Now, we found this guy
down the street, hiding in a garage.
864
00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:09,317
The children are perfectly safe,
Mrs. Szalinski.
865
00:51:09,484 --> 00:51:10,902
We just needed to get
the baby some more room,
866
00:51:11,069 --> 00:51:12,153
so he wouldn't hurt himself.
867
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,322
Of course, the mutated child will
have to undergo immediate testing.
868
00:51:14,489 --> 00:51:16,199
That's my kid you're talking about!
869
00:51:16,365 --> 00:51:17,700
- Let go of me!
- (DOG BARKING)
870
00:51:17,867 --> 00:51:21,037
- Hold on, Mr. Szalinski.
- Let go of me.
871
00:51:23,790 --> 00:51:26,793
(ADAM COMPLAINING)
872
00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:29,462
You can't keep him in that truck.
873
00:51:30,254 --> 00:51:32,090
Don't worry. It's all fixed up.
874
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,093
As far as your brother's concerned,
it's one big playpen.
875
00:51:35,343 --> 00:51:37,887
- That's what I mean.
- I'd listen to him if I were you.
876
00:51:38,221 --> 00:51:40,264
Look, miss, when I want your opinion,
I'll ask for it.
877
00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:44,769
ADAM: Mama, help!
878
00:51:45,812 --> 00:51:47,730
- Out! Out!
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
879
00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:58,449
- He's got a 40-inch neck.
- (DOG WHINING)
880
00:51:59,575 --> 00:52:01,577
Adam's going to be fine, Quark.
I know it.
881
00:52:01,744 --> 00:52:02,912
BROOKS: The parents are here.
882
00:52:03,079 --> 00:52:05,540
We'll bring them to meet the child
when he's secure.
883
00:52:06,749 --> 00:52:08,417
I can authorize that!
884
00:52:08,835 --> 00:52:09,877
Marshal Brooks?
885
00:52:10,128 --> 00:52:12,547
I'm afraid I have to insist
that these two be taken into custody.
886
00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:16,092
- On what charge?
- Theft. Malicious mischief.
887
00:52:16,259 --> 00:52:17,718
Child endangerment.
888
00:52:24,016 --> 00:52:25,518
If you'll excuse me.
889
00:52:29,772 --> 00:52:30,940
Clifford.
890
00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:33,568
Well, I hardly know what to say.
891
00:52:34,235 --> 00:52:36,863
I tried to warn you about Szalinski
from the very beginning.
892
00:52:37,029 --> 00:52:38,990
Yes, you did, Charles.
893
00:52:39,365 --> 00:52:41,075
And if it's any consolation to you,
the board of directors
894
00:52:41,242 --> 00:52:42,910
believes that you were right
all along.
895
00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:46,330
Dr. Sterling! Dr. Sterling, sir,
I can reverse my son's growth.
896
00:52:46,455 --> 00:52:48,416
Just give me a chance, sir.
I can get him back to normal.
897
00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:49,834
- You can?
- With what, Szalinski?
898
00:52:50,001 --> 00:52:51,210
Coca-Cola bottles?
899
00:52:51,836 --> 00:52:54,714
Hmm? Maybe some
chewing gum and twine?
900
00:52:55,047 --> 00:52:57,550
Just who do you think you are,
talking to him like that?
901
00:52:57,717 --> 00:52:58,759
Diane, let me handle this.
902
00:52:58,885 --> 00:53:00,428
Who do you think you are,
talking to me like that?
903
00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:03,639
Clifford, the situation demands
that I bring in the people
904
00:53:03,764 --> 00:53:06,267
with the expertise
and the credentials.
905
00:53:07,059 --> 00:53:10,146
Wait a second, you think I'm just
some guy from Fresno
906
00:53:10,313 --> 00:53:12,481
who tinkered with crackpot ideas
in his attic?
907
00:53:13,274 --> 00:53:14,567
Well, let me tell you something.
908
00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:17,361
This whole country is built
on the shoulders of people
909
00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:19,238
who tinkered with crackpot ideas
910
00:53:19,405 --> 00:53:21,449
in attics and basements
and backyards.
911
00:53:21,616 --> 00:53:24,035
Alexander Graham Bell
working in a two-room flat.
912
00:53:24,202 --> 00:53:25,870
Young man, don't presume
913
00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:28,164
to stand there and lecture me
about great minds
914
00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:29,498
and great inventors.
915
00:53:30,374 --> 00:53:33,211
Whatever I've been over the years,
I've never been a fool...
916
00:53:33,502 --> 00:53:36,172
or been involved
with anyone else who is.
917
00:53:36,422 --> 00:53:38,633
I certainly don't intend
to start now.
918
00:53:39,926 --> 00:53:41,177
- Charles?
- Yes, Clifford?
919
00:53:41,344 --> 00:53:43,054
- You're fired.
- What?
920
00:53:43,346 --> 00:53:44,347
You're fired.
921
00:53:45,348 --> 00:53:46,349
(LAUGHS)
922
00:53:48,643 --> 00:53:50,186
So Szalinski, what have you
got in mind
923
00:53:50,353 --> 00:53:53,397
so we can get that kid of yours
back to normal size by bedtime?
924
00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:54,857
Well sir, the prototype's
in the van...
925
00:53:55,024 --> 00:53:57,026
Hold on folks. We've got a problem.
926
00:53:57,777 --> 00:54:00,738
Your son's escaped,
and he's over 50 feet tall.
927
00:54:01,113 --> 00:54:03,574
That's impossible.
My son's only 14 feet tall.
928
00:54:03,866 --> 00:54:05,785
- I'll drive.
- That's still pretty tall.
929
00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:09,914
Yes, get me Terence Wheeler.
930
00:54:10,081 --> 00:54:11,540
This is an emergency.
931
00:54:13,334 --> 00:54:14,752
RADIO DISPATCHER: He broke out?
932
00:54:15,169 --> 00:54:17,255
He busted out of the truck
and knocked it completely over.
933
00:54:17,421 --> 00:54:18,464
RADIO DISPATCHER:
What's he doing now?
934
00:54:18,631 --> 00:54:20,800
He's just standing there.
But he's smiling.
935
00:54:20,967 --> 00:54:21,968
Adam, sit down.
936
00:54:22,134 --> 00:54:23,803
Nick, I don't think sitting's
such a good idea.
937
00:54:23,970 --> 00:54:25,805
- ADAM: Ooh, toys.
- (BOTH SCREAM)
938
00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:28,432
- (SIRENS WAILING)
- DIANE: He did what?
939
00:54:28,891 --> 00:54:32,019
Put your son and the baby-sitter
in his pocket and left.
940
00:54:32,186 --> 00:54:33,020
He's always doing that.
941
00:54:33,062 --> 00:54:34,438
I find the strangest things
in his pockets.
942
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:37,191
Wayne, what do you suppose
is causing this growth phenomenon?
943
00:54:37,358 --> 00:54:38,567
I don't know.
944
00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:41,237
They were transporting him
along Copper Mine Road.
945
00:54:41,737 --> 00:54:43,656
That runs alongside
high-voltage lines.
946
00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:44,782
Oh?
947
00:54:44,991 --> 00:54:47,243
Yesterday, when I gave him lunch,
he was right near the microwave oven.
948
00:54:47,410 --> 00:54:50,079
And, you said the baby grew
while he was watching TV.
949
00:54:50,371 --> 00:54:52,665
- Of course!
- I don't understand any of this.
950
00:54:52,832 --> 00:54:54,667
Electromagnetic flux.
951
00:54:54,834 --> 00:54:56,544
Around every
operating electrical device,
952
00:54:56,711 --> 00:54:58,129
there's a flux.
953
00:54:58,296 --> 00:54:59,964
Like an electromagnetic force field.
954
00:55:00,131 --> 00:55:02,008
That's what's causing
the baby to grow.
955
00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:04,385
Would this electromagnetic...
956
00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:06,762
would it surround
neon lights, too?
957
00:55:06,846 --> 00:55:07,930
Yeah, why?
958
00:55:08,014 --> 00:55:11,142
Your kid...
He's headed toward Las Vegas.
959
00:55:12,101 --> 00:55:13,477
ALL: Uh-oh.
960
00:55:18,566 --> 00:55:20,860
You are not fired,
not by a long shot.
961
00:55:21,110 --> 00:55:22,903
This is the opportunity
I've been waiting for.
962
00:55:23,070 --> 00:55:25,906
At last, Sterling has gone
too far this time.
963
00:55:29,618 --> 00:55:31,412
The board
is getting together tonight.
964
00:55:31,579 --> 00:55:33,205
Until then, I want you on this.
965
00:55:33,372 --> 00:55:36,000
Whatever it takes,
just get the situation under control.
966
00:55:36,167 --> 00:55:39,378
I did have one thought, sir,
but I'll need military cooperation.
967
00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:40,713
Fine, I'll get the clearance.
968
00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:42,631
Charles, just...
just handle this for us.
969
00:55:42,757 --> 00:55:45,384
We'll... we'll do
the right thing by you.
970
00:55:47,219 --> 00:55:51,182
(FOOTSTEPS)
971
00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:04,904
MAN: (ON RADIO)
Police reports just in say
972
00:56:05,029 --> 00:56:07,198
that some kind of large creature
has just escaped
973
00:56:07,281 --> 00:56:09,950
from a government caravan
and is heading toward the city.
974
00:56:16,082 --> 00:56:18,000
Mrs. Szalinski,
if he heads for the lights,
975
00:56:18,167 --> 00:56:19,585
he has to come this way.
976
00:56:20,086 --> 00:56:21,337
According to my calculations,
977
00:56:21,504 --> 00:56:23,255
he's gotta hold still
for 12.2 seconds.
978
00:56:23,422 --> 00:56:24,423
DIANE: What?
979
00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:26,884
His increased mass requires a longer
period of exposure.
980
00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:28,469
How do you expect
to get a two-year-old
981
00:56:28,636 --> 00:56:30,930
to hold still
for 12 point anything seconds?
982
00:56:31,097 --> 00:56:32,223
She's right, Doctor.
983
00:56:32,390 --> 00:56:34,809
We tried to have his picture
taken a month ago. Total bust.
984
00:56:34,975 --> 00:56:36,519
REPORTER: We're just
pulling up now, Dan.
985
00:56:36,685 --> 00:56:38,270
There are
a lot of police cars gathered.
986
00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:39,688
We'll find out what going on.
987
00:56:40,481 --> 00:56:42,066
MAN: Call the paramedics now!
988
00:56:42,817 --> 00:56:44,819
All right, here's a shot. Okay.
989
00:56:44,944 --> 00:56:45,861
(DISTANT THUMPING)
990
00:56:46,028 --> 00:56:48,572
CONSTANCE: This is Constance Winters
reporting live from the site
991
00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:49,949
of what will certainly become
992
00:56:50,074 --> 00:56:52,493
the most important news story
of the decade.
993
00:56:52,952 --> 00:56:55,830
Dan, I'm seeing a giant...
994
00:56:57,623 --> 00:57:00,418
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
995
00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:02,503
Oh, my God.
996
00:57:09,844 --> 00:57:11,387
Oh, Adam.
997
00:57:13,139 --> 00:57:15,307
Well, honey, he looks okay.
998
00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:17,143
Let me see.
999
00:57:17,518 --> 00:57:19,603
Do you think this
is gonna affect him for life?
1000
00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:22,314
I mean, something like this
could ruin a kid.
1001
00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:24,775
Honey, it might give him
a different perspective,
1002
00:57:25,276 --> 00:57:26,777
help him see the big picture.
1003
00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:29,822
DIANE: Baby.
(GASPING) There they are!
1004
00:57:30,865 --> 00:57:33,367
- Let's move into position!
- I'm with you, pal!
1005
00:57:44,753 --> 00:57:49,341
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (SCREAMING)
1006
00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:55,931
- NICK: Help!
- MANDY: Help us down from here!
1007
00:57:56,015 --> 00:57:57,224
- NICK: Get us down!
- MANDY: We're up here!
1008
00:57:57,308 --> 00:57:58,434
NICK: We're up in the pocket!
1009
00:57:59,768 --> 00:58:01,937
...Reporting live on the
progress of the giant baby
1010
00:58:02,104 --> 00:58:05,566
who has just been identified as
Adam Szalinski from Vista del Mar.
1011
00:58:05,733 --> 00:58:08,027
(SCREAMING)
1012
00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:13,532
MAN: The Governor's
on the phone for you, sir.
1013
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:15,701
STERLING: Yes, Governor.
1014
00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:17,536
He's a pretty big baby.
1015
00:58:17,703 --> 00:58:20,414
(NICK AND MANDY SCREAMING)
1016
00:58:20,581 --> 00:58:22,958
I can get rope guns.
We can shoot ropes over him.
1017
00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:25,878
Absolutely not. You are not
shooting anything at my baby.
1018
00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:27,254
Baby? Look at him.
1019
00:58:27,421 --> 00:58:29,924
Hey, we're his parents OK?
We'll handle this.
1020
00:58:30,216 --> 00:58:31,592
- Diane?
- Yeah, Wayne?
1021
00:58:31,759 --> 00:58:33,260
How do we handle this?
1022
00:58:33,719 --> 00:58:38,015
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (SCREAMING)
1023
00:58:38,140 --> 00:58:39,141
MAN: Ready!
1024
00:58:40,059 --> 00:58:41,393
MAN: Watch out! Look out!
1025
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:42,853
Mommy...
1026
00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:45,231
Mom!
1027
00:58:45,397 --> 00:58:48,275
- Nicky, are you okay?
- Adam, put your brother down.
1028
00:58:48,734 --> 00:58:50,444
Adam baby, mommy's here.
1029
00:58:50,569 --> 00:58:51,946
Nicky, I'm gonna get ya
outta here right away!
1030
00:58:52,112 --> 00:58:53,739
Okay, Dad, but hurry!
1031
00:58:53,906 --> 00:58:56,825
We can get a fire truck in here
and run a ladder up to 'em.
1032
00:58:57,826 --> 00:59:00,287
That ladder wouldn't even
reach beyond his knees.
1033
00:59:00,621 --> 00:59:01,997
- (WOOD SHATTERING)
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1034
00:59:02,122 --> 00:59:03,415
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
1035
00:59:06,252 --> 00:59:07,461
(CRASHING)
1036
00:59:07,545 --> 00:59:10,130
Adam, now, sit down
really slowly.
1037
00:59:10,297 --> 00:59:11,840
I got it! Big Bunny.
1038
00:59:12,007 --> 00:59:13,384
I need Big Bunny.
1039
00:59:13,759 --> 00:59:15,678
- I need something called big dummy?
- No, Bunny!
1040
00:59:15,844 --> 00:59:18,264
- Bunny?
- It's his favorite toy!
1041
00:59:18,639 --> 00:59:20,015
It's the kid's favorite toy.
1042
00:59:31,944 --> 00:59:34,738
CONSTANCE: A helicopter
is approaching with what looks like
1043
00:59:34,822 --> 00:59:37,908
a giant stuffed animal
of some sort hanging from it.
1044
00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:40,077
(ADAM GASPS)
1045
00:59:40,703 --> 00:59:42,871
- Thanks.
- Honey, this is dangerous!
1046
00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:45,332
- Don't worry.
- Pilot's ready for you, Wayne.
1047
00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:47,001
It's all primed.
1048
00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:49,003
Be ready to activate
as soon as he's down.
1049
00:59:49,128 --> 00:59:50,254
I'll be fine.
1050
00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:51,922
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
1051
00:59:55,801 --> 00:59:57,970
I'm positive my dad will
have a plan to get us...
1052
00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,682
Tell me I'm not seeing this.
1053
01:00:01,849 --> 01:00:05,519
WAYNE AS BUNNY: (SINGING)
Twinkle, twinkle little star
1054
01:00:05,686 --> 01:00:09,732
How I wonder what you are
1055
01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:13,611
- I told you my dad would have a plan.
- Up above the world so high
1056
01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:17,906
- Like a diamond in the sky
- ADAM: Bunny.
1057
01:00:18,449 --> 01:00:21,827
Twinkle, twinkle little star
1058
01:00:24,913 --> 01:00:28,459
How I wonder what you are
1059
01:00:28,667 --> 01:00:32,838
- Twinkle, twinkle, little star
- (SCREAMING)
1060
01:00:32,963 --> 01:00:35,174
How I wonder
1061
01:00:35,341 --> 01:00:38,260
What you are
1062
01:00:39,178 --> 01:00:41,305
Oh, I'm tired.
1063
01:00:41,472 --> 01:00:43,724
Are you tired, Big Bunny?
1064
01:00:43,891 --> 01:00:47,227
WAYNE AS BUNNY:
Oh, yeah, I'm really tired.
1065
01:00:47,394 --> 01:00:50,314
I can't remember
when I was this tired.
1066
01:00:50,481 --> 01:00:52,650
Get ready, Dr. Sterling.
He's getting blinky.
1067
01:00:52,816 --> 01:00:54,777
WAYNE: Yeah, me too.
1068
01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:56,695
- I don't know what to do.
- He's getting sleepy!
1069
01:00:56,862 --> 01:00:58,989
It's working.
Your husband's a genius.
1070
01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:00,574
WAYNE: I got an idea.
1071
01:01:00,908 --> 01:01:03,535
Why don't we all have a nice...
1072
01:01:03,702 --> 01:01:05,120
- No!
- ...long...
1073
01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:07,247
- Don't say it!
- ...nap?
1074
01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:10,542
- Brace yourself!
- ADAM: No nap!
1075
01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:13,128
Whoa! Help! Help! I'll hang on!
1076
01:01:13,253 --> 01:01:15,589
Get me away from him!
Move me away!
1077
01:01:15,673 --> 01:01:17,883
No nap!
1078
01:01:18,050 --> 01:01:20,386
- WAYNE: I get it! No nap!
- Hold on, Dad!
1079
01:01:20,552 --> 01:01:22,096
WAYNE: Take me up or put me down!
1080
01:01:22,262 --> 01:01:23,639
Roy, let's move in closer!
1081
01:01:23,806 --> 01:01:25,557
WAYNE: I'm gonna jump!
I'm gonna jump!
1082
01:01:25,724 --> 01:01:27,101
Release the bunny!
1083
01:01:28,769 --> 01:01:30,854
- Whoa!
- Dad!
1084
01:01:31,563 --> 01:01:32,815
Release it now!
1085
01:01:36,151 --> 01:01:37,778
CONSTANCE: Run!
1086
01:01:40,989 --> 01:01:43,033
- Dad, this is Mandy.
- Hi... oh!
1087
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,702
Stay right there, kids.
1088
01:01:44,785 --> 01:01:46,578
There's absolutely nothing
to worry about.
1089
01:01:46,745 --> 01:01:49,164
- (WAYNE SCREAMING)
- I feel a whole lot better.
1090
01:01:49,331 --> 01:01:52,501
(MUFFLED GROANING)
1091
01:01:52,668 --> 01:01:56,547
- WAYNE: Oh! Oh!
- (ADAM LAUGHS)
1092
01:01:56,714 --> 01:01:59,133
- That's my dad.
- He seems really nice.
1093
01:01:59,508 --> 01:02:02,052
- (WAYNE GROANS)
- (GASPS)
1094
01:02:02,678 --> 01:02:03,846
(PANTING)
1095
01:02:04,096 --> 01:02:06,181
Run, Dad!
Watch out for his foot!
1096
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:08,058
- (CRASHING)
- WAYNE: Whoa!
1097
01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:09,810
(GASPS)
1098
01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:11,979
Are you all right?
Nice try, buddy.
1099
01:02:12,771 --> 01:02:14,106
He's headed for the Strip.
1100
01:02:16,734 --> 01:02:17,985
You little devil.
1101
01:02:20,571 --> 01:02:22,239
- (FOOTSTEPS)
- (PEOPLE SHOUTING)
1102
01:02:26,493 --> 01:02:27,703
CONSTANCE:
He's heading toward the city.
1103
01:02:27,828 --> 01:02:29,580
We'll follow and bring you
a live update.
1104
01:02:29,747 --> 01:02:31,665
Adam Szalinski,
this is your mommy talking.
1105
01:02:31,832 --> 01:02:33,500
You stop right now!
1106
01:02:33,876 --> 01:02:35,878
Afraid that won't do any good,
Mrs. Szalinski.
1107
01:02:36,378 --> 01:02:38,255
I'm sure he expects his mommy
to be bigger than he is.
1108
01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:39,631
To him you're just...
1109
01:02:39,798 --> 01:02:41,925
well, you're nothing more
than a talking doll.
1110
01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:46,889
Nothing can stop him now.
1111
01:02:49,057 --> 01:02:50,809
MAN: I don't know what
these guys are gonna want.
1112
01:02:50,976 --> 01:02:52,561
But we'll have to cooperate with 'em.
1113
01:02:52,811 --> 01:02:54,855
- All right, go brief the men.
- Yes, sir.
1114
01:02:55,481 --> 01:02:58,942
Dr. Hendrickson. Captain Ed Myerson,
Nevada State Militia.
1115
01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:00,611
Captain, let's hope
we can wrap this up quickly.
1116
01:03:00,778 --> 01:03:02,154
Just so you're aware, sir.
1117
01:03:02,321 --> 01:03:04,990
My orders state we do nothing
without final authorization.
1118
01:03:05,407 --> 01:03:06,408
Frankly Captain,
1119
01:03:06,533 --> 01:03:08,035
I'm not under the jurisdiction
of the state militia.
1120
01:03:08,452 --> 01:03:09,495
Your orders mean nothing to me.
1121
01:03:09,578 --> 01:03:11,371
MAN: (ON RADIO) A giant infant
is heading toward the city.
1122
01:03:11,497 --> 01:03:12,873
The baby is over 50 feet tall
1123
01:03:13,081 --> 01:03:15,250
and appears to be growing even bigger
at an alarming rate.
1124
01:03:15,417 --> 01:03:16,752
All right,
let's move it, Captain, now.
1125
01:03:16,919 --> 01:03:19,379
If it's okay with you,
I'll just sit tight.
1126
01:03:19,546 --> 01:03:21,757
MAN: (ON RADIO)
..more on this story as it develops.
1127
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,091
(FOOTSTEPS)
1128
01:03:25,677 --> 01:03:27,554
MANDY: There's something down
by my foot.
1129
01:03:28,096 --> 01:03:29,223
Look at this.
1130
01:03:29,473 --> 01:03:31,725
Wow, let's see what else
is down here.
1131
01:03:34,186 --> 01:03:35,229
Cereal.
1132
01:03:35,562 --> 01:03:37,564
Hey cool, want some?
1133
01:03:37,773 --> 01:03:39,399
No, thanks, I'm on a diet.
1134
01:03:40,025 --> 01:03:41,193
Have a raisin.
1135
01:03:42,277 --> 01:03:46,031
LOUDSPEAKER: Please clear the streets
for your own safety.
1136
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:49,618
Please stay indoors.
This is an emergency.
1137
01:03:49,785 --> 01:03:52,496
All pedestrians are in grave danger.
1138
01:03:52,663 --> 01:03:54,623
Please clear the streets!
1139
01:03:54,998 --> 01:03:58,919
(OFFICER SPEAKING IN SPANISH
OVER SPEAKER)
1140
01:03:59,086 --> 01:04:02,381
MAN: (ON P.A.) This is the Emergency
Broadcast System. This is not a test.
1141
01:04:02,548 --> 01:04:05,300
A human baby of abnormal proportions
is approaching the city.
1142
01:04:05,634 --> 01:04:07,678
The giant appears to be
growing at a tremendous rate
1143
01:04:07,845 --> 01:04:10,055
and has now reached 100 feet.
1144
01:04:10,222 --> 01:04:12,474
What's happening here?
Is Wayne Newton in town?
1145
01:04:12,641 --> 01:04:14,476
No, they don't do this
for Wayne Newton.
1146
01:04:14,643 --> 01:04:17,229
- It must be somebody bigger.
- Listen, babe,
1147
01:04:17,396 --> 01:04:19,982
there's nobody bigger
than Wayne Newton in this town.
1148
01:04:20,399 --> 01:04:22,025
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
1149
01:04:22,234 --> 01:04:23,777
Of course, I could be wrong.
1150
01:04:23,944 --> 01:04:25,696
Peekaboo!
1151
01:04:26,613 --> 01:04:30,492
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (SCREAMING)
1152
01:04:47,426 --> 01:04:50,387
(SCREAMING)
1153
01:04:52,306 --> 01:04:55,183
- Is he growing or are we shrinking?
- NICK: It's amazing!
1154
01:04:55,350 --> 01:04:57,686
He's doubled in size
in just a few minutes.
1155
01:05:02,774 --> 01:05:05,861
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
1156
01:05:05,986 --> 01:05:08,488
NICK: Adam! Put us down!
1157
01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:10,657
You put us down now!
1158
01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:13,535
COWBOY: Howdy, partner.
1159
01:05:14,786 --> 01:05:17,039
Welcome to downtown Las Vegas.
1160
01:05:17,581 --> 01:05:19,791
Hi-dy, partner.
1161
01:05:20,584 --> 01:05:22,628
(ADAM LAUGHING)
1162
01:05:28,133 --> 01:05:30,761
(SCREAMING)
1163
01:05:31,136 --> 01:05:33,388
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I think so.
1164
01:05:33,555 --> 01:05:36,516
(SIREN WAILING)
1165
01:05:37,142 --> 01:05:39,603
He's toddling down the center
of Fremont Street.
1166
01:05:39,937 --> 01:05:41,939
He knows not to go
in the street by himself.
1167
01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:43,982
There's no telling
how huge he might get.
1168
01:05:44,149 --> 01:05:45,817
Especially if he touches
any of those lights.
1169
01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:47,736
We've got to get him away from them.
1170
01:05:47,903 --> 01:05:50,280
But how? There's nothing
that's gonna make him leave.
1171
01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:52,950
WAYNE: Unless he sees something
that he wants more.
1172
01:05:53,116 --> 01:05:55,285
Tell your men to pull over.
I think Wayne's got an idea.
1173
01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:57,079
Follow that ice-cream truck.
1174
01:06:07,255 --> 01:06:08,840
We'll need a
really big loudspeaker.
1175
01:06:09,091 --> 01:06:11,218
Who can drive an
ice-cream truck real fast?
1176
01:06:11,385 --> 01:06:13,220
- I can burn rubber.
- Well, start burning it.
1177
01:06:13,387 --> 01:06:15,222
We'll be with you
on the walkie-talkie.
1178
01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:18,475
Preston Brooks, U.S. Marshals.
We're commandeering this vehicle.
1179
01:06:18,642 --> 01:06:20,435
- Come on!
- DRIVER: Wait a minute!
1180
01:06:25,357 --> 01:06:27,567
- What's that?
- It's a tranquilizer cannon.
1181
01:06:27,776 --> 01:06:29,236
It's used on large mammals.
1182
01:06:29,403 --> 01:06:31,905
Cartridges can incapacitate
a target in seconds.
1183
01:06:32,072 --> 01:06:33,365
It's like a normal injection
1184
01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:35,367
but on a slightly larger scale
of course.
1185
01:06:35,534 --> 01:06:38,120
Frankly, sir, I have kids myself
1186
01:06:38,286 --> 01:06:39,413
and that just doesn't seem
like the type...
1187
01:06:39,538 --> 01:06:40,831
Well naturally, Captain.
1188
01:06:41,456 --> 01:06:43,542
This is just a... a last resort.
1189
01:06:45,544 --> 01:06:46,712
REPORTER 1: I'm Bradley Swallow,
1190
01:06:46,878 --> 01:06:48,213
reporting live
from the famous Glitter Gulch
1191
01:06:48,380 --> 01:06:50,716
where certainly the biggest
story of the year is unfolding.
1192
01:06:50,882 --> 01:06:53,010
Casino owners
are understandably upset.
1193
01:06:53,468 --> 01:06:54,469
They've been ordered to evacuate...
1194
01:06:54,553 --> 01:06:56,388
REPORTER 2: The answers to our
questions lie with two key players
1195
01:06:56,513 --> 01:06:58,056
in this drama:
Dr. Clifford Sterling...
1196
01:06:58,140 --> 01:06:59,433
REPORTER 3: What we do know
is that a baby
1197
01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:00,767
by the name of Adam Szalinski...
1198
01:07:00,851 --> 01:07:03,228
has somehow measured
over 100 feet tall.
1199
01:07:03,353 --> 01:07:04,396
(CLAPPING)
1200
01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:06,773
- NICK: Stop the clapping.
- (GROANING)
1201
01:07:06,982 --> 01:07:10,068
- (INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
- (SCREAMING)
1202
01:07:10,235 --> 01:07:11,236
I've got a plan.
1203
01:07:11,403 --> 01:07:13,488
Great. 'Cause I'm starting
to get airsick.
1204
01:07:13,989 --> 01:07:15,824
We'll pull the thread out of
the bottom of the pocket
1205
01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:18,243
and use it as a rope to slide down.
1206
01:07:18,410 --> 01:07:21,580
The scene here is one
of total confusion and chaos.
1207
01:07:21,747 --> 01:07:24,207
But so far, all the casinos
are still standing.
1208
01:07:36,511 --> 01:07:37,679
Watch out!
1209
01:07:39,473 --> 01:07:42,476
(SCREAMING)
1210
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:50,192
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1211
01:07:50,692 --> 01:07:51,735
Hi!
1212
01:07:51,902 --> 01:07:53,945
COP: Hey, don't! What are you doin'?
1213
01:07:54,112 --> 01:07:56,323
Stop! Stop! Stop!
1214
01:08:00,535 --> 01:08:01,745
We'll have to jump.
1215
01:08:03,622 --> 01:08:04,664
NICK: Hold on!
1216
01:08:07,125 --> 01:08:08,210
Don't look down.
1217
01:08:08,335 --> 01:08:10,962
Watch out for the gearshift. Jump!
1218
01:08:11,046 --> 01:08:12,130
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1219
01:08:12,506 --> 01:08:14,091
- (GRUNTS)
- (PEOPLE SHOUTING)
1220
01:08:14,883 --> 01:08:16,718
- Go!
- I'm trying!
1221
01:08:16,927 --> 01:08:20,222
- I'm trying, I'm trying.
- ("Stayin' Alive" PLAYS ON RADIO)
1222
01:08:20,347 --> 01:08:22,599
- Hurry, do something!
- I'm used to an automatic.
1223
01:08:22,766 --> 01:08:25,268
- Ooh!
- MANDY: We've gotta get outta here.
1224
01:08:25,644 --> 01:08:28,188
- (MANDY GASPS)
- (SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)
1225
01:08:28,855 --> 01:08:30,690
Toy car!
1226
01:08:30,899 --> 01:08:32,275
Buckle up!
1227
01:08:34,444 --> 01:08:37,697
(NICK AND MANDY YELLING)
1228
01:08:44,162 --> 01:08:47,290
- MANDY: Get away from me!
- (BOTH SCREAMING)
1229
01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:49,334
Adam! Adam! Don't eat us!
1230
01:08:50,585 --> 01:08:51,878
Whoa!
1231
01:08:53,421 --> 01:08:56,424
(SIRENS WAILING)
1232
01:08:57,050 --> 01:08:58,510
CONSTANCE: We're here live
in Glitter Gulch,
1233
01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:00,345
standing just below Adam Szalinski,
1234
01:09:00,554 --> 01:09:03,473
who has lifted a small, yellow
sports car into the air
1235
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,684
with three
unidentified persons in it.
1236
01:09:05,892 --> 01:09:07,352
From what I can make out,
1237
01:09:07,435 --> 01:09:09,396
it looks like two young teenagers,
a boy and a girl,
1238
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,439
and a man dressed
in an Indian costume.
1239
01:09:11,606 --> 01:09:13,024
NICK: What's he doing?
1240
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:16,528
He's taking something out
of his pocket. A peppermint!
1241
01:09:18,738 --> 01:09:19,656
Man!
1242
01:09:19,906 --> 01:09:21,741
NICK: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1243
01:09:22,117 --> 01:09:25,787
(IMITATING CAR ENGINE)
1244
01:09:25,954 --> 01:09:28,748
(SCREAMING)
1245
01:09:32,377 --> 01:09:35,755
- COWBOY: Howdy, partner.
- (SCREAMING)
1246
01:09:37,549 --> 01:09:39,676
- (IMITATING CAR ENGINE)
- Geez! Oh!
1247
01:09:42,345 --> 01:09:44,472
- That car is like a toy to him.
- (GASPING)
1248
01:09:44,598 --> 01:09:47,142
NICK: I hope this thing has air bags!
1249
01:09:47,601 --> 01:09:50,145
(NICK AND MANDY SCREAMING)
1250
01:09:52,939 --> 01:09:54,774
Do something, Nick!
Tell him to stop!
1251
01:09:54,858 --> 01:09:56,276
I can't! He's too big!
1252
01:09:57,319 --> 01:09:58,528
WAYNE: We gotta get him
away from those lights
1253
01:09:58,612 --> 01:09:59,738
before he touches any of them.
1254
01:09:59,863 --> 01:10:01,948
Brooks, what's happening
with that ice-cream truck?
1255
01:10:02,115 --> 01:10:04,409
- We're almost set.
- STERLING: Roger!
1256
01:10:04,576 --> 01:10:05,827
(ADAM IMITATING CAR ENGINE)
1257
01:10:06,077 --> 01:10:07,412
MANDY: Oh, no! (SCREAMING)
1258
01:10:07,579 --> 01:10:08,872
Watch the tree!
1259
01:10:10,165 --> 01:10:11,124
(NICK GROANS)
1260
01:10:11,249 --> 01:10:12,918
(ONLOOKERS SHOUTING)
1261
01:10:13,460 --> 01:10:15,253
- (NICK SHOUTING)
- (GLASS BREAKING)
1262
01:10:16,296 --> 01:10:19,716
- MANDY: Oh no! I'm gonna throw up!
- NICK: No! No!
1263
01:10:19,841 --> 01:10:21,718
- (SCREAMING)
- (ADAM IMITATING CAR ENGINE)
1264
01:10:21,885 --> 01:10:24,095
Just a big baby with his toy.
1265
01:10:24,262 --> 01:10:27,724
- (IMITATING CAR)
- (GASPING)
1266
01:10:31,019 --> 01:10:33,104
- Coming through!
- (HONKING)
1267
01:10:33,271 --> 01:10:34,731
NICK: Get out of the way!
1268
01:10:35,148 --> 01:10:37,901
- Come on, Adam, put it down.
- Come on sweetheart, put it down.
1269
01:10:39,611 --> 01:10:41,238
ADAM: Ooh!
1270
01:10:42,864 --> 01:10:44,407
What's he doing now?
1271
01:10:45,075 --> 01:10:47,786
NICK: Put us down! Put us down!
1272
01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:51,081
He put it down.
1273
01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:53,291
NICK: Pick us up! Pick us up!
1274
01:10:55,669 --> 01:10:58,588
- (GASPING)
- (LAUGHING)
1275
01:10:58,755 --> 01:11:01,466
MANDY: Oh, my God!
We're gonna die!
1276
01:11:01,633 --> 01:11:04,135
(MANDY SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
1277
01:11:04,302 --> 01:11:06,930
- What about that truck?
- Brooks? What's happening there?
1278
01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:08,181
BROOKS: Okay.
1279
01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:10,225
We're set.
1280
01:11:10,475 --> 01:11:12,435
(ICE-CREAM TRUCK TUNE PLAYS)
1281
01:11:12,602 --> 01:11:14,437
- No! Wait!
- Hold it! Hold it!
1282
01:11:14,604 --> 01:11:16,564
WAYNE: We need him
to get the kids down.
1283
01:11:17,649 --> 01:11:19,484
- (ICE-CREAM TRUCK TUNE)
- Cut it off!
1284
01:11:23,363 --> 01:11:25,365
- MANDY: I can't stand it.
- Oh, my God!
1285
01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:27,575
Oh! (GASPS)
1286
01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:29,035
(SCREAMING)
1287
01:11:29,536 --> 01:11:31,288
Whatever you do, don't look down!
1288
01:11:31,496 --> 01:11:33,999
- MANDY: Nick, don't let go! Please!
- NICK: I won't.
1289
01:11:34,833 --> 01:11:37,127
- I'm gonna pull you back up, okay?
- (MANDY SCREAMING)
1290
01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:39,129
- Nick! Mandy!
- Hold on!
1291
01:11:39,671 --> 01:11:41,506
- But you gotta help.
- Okay!
1292
01:11:42,632 --> 01:11:45,802
- Get the car, Adam!
- (HONKING)
1293
01:11:46,428 --> 01:11:49,347
- (HONKING)
- Adam! Pick up the car!
1294
01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:51,850
- Pick up the car!
- Come on, Adam, come on!
1295
01:11:51,975 --> 01:11:53,101
Come on, sweetheart.
1296
01:11:53,268 --> 01:11:54,728
NICK: Come on, I got you.
1297
01:11:56,896 --> 01:11:59,524
Car fall down. (GASP)
1298
01:12:00,275 --> 01:12:02,068
- (NICK AND MANDY GRUNTING)
- (METAL SHIFTS)
1299
01:12:02,610 --> 01:12:04,487
(NICK AND MANDY PANTING)
1300
01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:08,491
Lock your door.
1301
01:12:12,871 --> 01:12:15,540
(SCREAMING)
1302
01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:23,715
(CROWD CHATTERING)
1303
01:12:24,090 --> 01:12:27,552
(CHEERING)
1304
01:12:27,719 --> 01:12:30,055
(ADAM CHUCKLING)
1305
01:12:31,723 --> 01:12:33,016
NICK: Thank you, Adam.
1306
01:12:34,642 --> 01:12:37,896
(SCREAMING AND GRUNTING)
1307
01:12:38,063 --> 01:12:40,982
- He put 'em in the pocket!
- Honey, we can't wait any longer.
1308
01:12:41,149 --> 01:12:42,275
Let's do it.
1309
01:12:43,818 --> 01:12:45,111
Everyone stand by now.
1310
01:12:45,570 --> 01:12:46,863
STERLING: (OVER LOUDSPEAKER)
Attention, all casinos,
1311
01:12:46,946 --> 01:12:48,948
wait for my signal
to turn off your lights.
1312
01:12:49,199 --> 01:12:50,950
Marshal Brooks, bring on the truck.
1313
01:12:51,117 --> 01:12:53,078
(SIREN WAILING)
1314
01:13:01,252 --> 01:13:02,420
Nick, come on.
1315
01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:12,555
Ready, set, go, Union Plaza.
1316
01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:16,101
Go, Golden Gate.
1317
01:13:18,228 --> 01:13:19,479
Las Vegas Club.
1318
01:13:21,022 --> 01:13:24,109
Now, hit the searchlights.
1319
01:13:26,694 --> 01:13:27,987
STERLING: Go, Brooks!
1320
01:13:30,365 --> 01:13:32,909
- (ICE-CREAM TRUCK TUNE PLAYS)
- STERLING: Lucky Lady, Jackpot.
1321
01:13:33,118 --> 01:13:35,912
- Come on, Adam. Come on, baby.
- Come on, baby. Go for it!
1322
01:13:36,079 --> 01:13:38,289
- (ICE-CREAM TRUCK TUNE PLAYS)
- STERLING: Glitter Gulch.
1323
01:13:38,373 --> 01:13:40,625
- Golden Goose.
- Ice cream.
1324
01:13:40,792 --> 01:13:41,835
STERLING: Coin Castle.
1325
01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:44,671
STERLING: Binion's Horseshoe,
1326
01:13:45,630 --> 01:13:46,965
Vegas World.
1327
01:13:47,132 --> 01:13:48,967
This must be another one
of my dad's plans.
1328
01:13:49,134 --> 01:13:50,885
- STERLING: Star Palace.
- MANDY: Great.
1329
01:13:51,428 --> 01:13:52,470
Four Queens.
1330
01:13:53,096 --> 01:13:54,180
The Fremont.
1331
01:13:54,347 --> 01:13:56,182
(FOOTSTEPS THUMPING)
1332
01:13:58,143 --> 01:13:59,811
- It's working, Wayne.
- Go, Adam!
1333
01:13:59,978 --> 01:14:01,104
He really likes ice cream.
1334
01:14:01,271 --> 01:14:02,439
Mmm!
1335
01:14:02,605 --> 01:14:07,277
(ICE-CREAM TRUCK TUNE PLAYS)
1336
01:14:07,444 --> 01:14:09,612
(GROANING)
1337
01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:11,906
- Yes!
- It's working!
1338
01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:14,451
(NERVOUS HUMMING)
1339
01:14:15,743 --> 01:14:17,704
- ADAM: Ice cream!
- BROOKS: Where are you guys?
1340
01:14:17,912 --> 01:14:19,747
This kid's gaining on me.
1341
01:14:30,925 --> 01:14:33,261
We have clearance, Captain.
Move it.
1342
01:14:50,737 --> 01:14:53,031
Brooks said he caught the ice-cream
truck just outside of town.
1343
01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:56,409
Next thing I know,
he grabbed it, right off the truck.
1344
01:14:56,576 --> 01:14:58,745
- STERLING: What'd he do with it?
- What do you think he did with it?
1345
01:14:58,828 --> 01:15:00,246
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
1346
01:15:00,663 --> 01:15:02,999
- You got another idea?
- I will. Come on, let's go.
1347
01:15:03,124 --> 01:15:04,709
- MAN: Dr. Sterling?
- Wayne!
1348
01:15:06,461 --> 01:15:07,879
Do you remember
how we got Adam to hold still
1349
01:15:08,046 --> 01:15:09,255
to have his picture taken?
1350
01:15:09,422 --> 01:15:11,966
- I put him in my lap and I held him.
- Yeah?
1351
01:15:12,425 --> 01:15:14,302
Honey, he needs me.
1352
01:15:14,636 --> 01:15:19,140
The problem is, to Adam, his mommy
is somebody much bigger than he is.
1353
01:15:21,643 --> 01:15:22,894
No, Diane. It's a crazy...
1354
01:15:23,061 --> 01:15:25,063
Wayne. For almost 20 years
1355
01:15:25,230 --> 01:15:27,899
I have watched you have one
crazy idea after another.
1356
01:15:28,066 --> 01:15:30,026
It's my turn to have just one.
1357
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:33,988
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
1358
01:15:39,077 --> 01:15:40,537
Ooh!
1359
01:15:43,164 --> 01:15:44,874
Fire!
1360
01:15:50,797 --> 01:15:53,299
- ADAM: My guitar.
- Uh-oh!
1361
01:15:53,466 --> 01:15:56,261
- MANDY: What now?
- NICK: Adam, don't touch that guitar!
1362
01:15:56,511 --> 01:16:00,390
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1363
01:16:00,807 --> 01:16:03,935
I am pre-heating the lasers now,
600 volts.
1364
01:16:07,105 --> 01:16:09,148
Diane, I should be doing this,
not you.
1365
01:16:09,315 --> 01:16:11,442
There's one thing
every little kid knows.
1366
01:16:11,609 --> 01:16:12,819
Daddies mean fun.
1367
01:16:12,986 --> 01:16:14,404
Mommies mean business.
1368
01:16:14,571 --> 01:16:16,948
But this was never meant
to do anything like this.
1369
01:16:17,115 --> 01:16:19,409
Too little power
and you'll grow too slowly like Adam.
1370
01:16:19,492 --> 01:16:22,078
- Too much power...
- I trust you, Wayne Szalinski.
1371
01:16:22,245 --> 01:16:27,166
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
1372
01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:29,627
Wayne, time to get large.
1373
01:16:32,505 --> 01:16:34,507
Here's your soda, sir.
1374
01:16:34,674 --> 01:16:36,259
- What do you need a coke bottle for?
- (GLASS BREAKING)
1375
01:16:36,384 --> 01:16:38,219
I don't. Just the bottom.
1376
01:16:39,137 --> 01:16:40,138
Oh.
1377
01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:48,438
- (MACHINE WHIRRING)
- (LASER BEAM FIRES)
1378
01:16:48,605 --> 01:16:51,232
REPORTER: Tom, I'm here just outside
the Hard Rock Cafe.
1379
01:16:51,399 --> 01:16:53,026
The giant baby is approaching.
1380
01:16:53,192 --> 01:16:55,236
- (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
- WOMAN: Hello? I can't hear you.
1381
01:16:55,403 --> 01:16:59,574
Turn off the lights?
A giant what? Baby?
1382
01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:04,162
- (THUDDING)
- (GLASS BREAKING)
1383
01:17:06,247 --> 01:17:07,540
Guitar!
1384
01:17:07,707 --> 01:17:12,170
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
1385
01:17:27,268 --> 01:17:30,104
OFFICER 1: For your own safety,
please stay indoors.
1386
01:17:30,229 --> 01:17:31,397
OFFICER 2: Get off the street!
1387
01:17:31,814 --> 01:17:34,067
Adam! Don't touch the guitar!
1388
01:17:34,901 --> 01:17:37,695
- (METAL CREAKS)
- (ELECTRICITY SHORTS)
1389
01:17:38,738 --> 01:17:41,491
NICK: No, Adam!
Adam, put down the guitar!
1390
01:17:48,873 --> 01:17:52,126
Can't this thing go any faster?
The kid might be growing again!
1391
01:17:52,377 --> 01:17:55,380
This is as fast
as we can go safely, Doctor!
1392
01:17:59,967 --> 01:18:01,511
CONSTANCE: Constance Winters live
across the street
1393
01:18:01,678 --> 01:18:03,429
from the Hard Rock Cafe.
1394
01:18:04,305 --> 01:18:07,183
He thinks the guitar
is a real musical instrument.
1395
01:18:07,725 --> 01:18:09,602
He's trying to play a tune!
1396
01:18:09,769 --> 01:18:13,898
(HUMMING)
1397
01:18:14,065 --> 01:18:16,234
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
1398
01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:24,742
Bring me into range
and hold it steady.
1399
01:18:24,909 --> 01:18:26,202
Doctor, wait a minute,
1400
01:18:26,452 --> 01:18:29,372
if we hit him and he stumbles,
he could fall into the crowd.
1401
01:18:29,706 --> 01:18:31,374
We'll just have to hope
that doesn't happen.
1402
01:18:34,419 --> 01:18:36,963
(ADAM HUMMING)
1403
01:18:37,130 --> 01:18:40,675
(CONTINUES HUMMING)
1404
01:18:44,679 --> 01:18:47,890
Adam, put down the guitar
and get the airplane.
1405
01:18:48,933 --> 01:18:51,394
Airplane. Hi.
1406
01:18:51,477 --> 01:18:52,645
Hold it.
1407
01:18:53,688 --> 01:18:54,772
Steady.
1408
01:18:55,523 --> 01:18:57,400
- (PULLS LEVER)
- (SHOT FIRES)
1409
01:18:57,942 --> 01:18:59,235
They're shooting at Adam!
1410
01:18:59,318 --> 01:19:01,404
I assume that little maneuver
was an error, Captain.
1411
01:19:01,612 --> 01:19:04,949
Now steady or I'll make sure this
is the last mission you ever fly.
1412
01:19:05,116 --> 01:19:08,035
Hey! Pick on somebody
your own size.
1413
01:19:08,244 --> 01:19:11,038
(SINGING)
1414
01:19:13,124 --> 01:19:14,542
- (SHOT FIRES)
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
1415
01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:16,335
- Ow!
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1416
01:19:16,627 --> 01:19:19,422
- (ONLOOKERS SCREAMING)
- (CRASHING)
1417
01:19:21,549 --> 01:19:24,093
(CRYING)
1418
01:19:47,617 --> 01:19:49,327
All right, let's go again.
1419
01:19:49,827 --> 01:19:51,954
(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
1420
01:19:52,038 --> 01:19:54,040
(GASPS) Dan...
1421
01:19:54,707 --> 01:19:56,459
Hold it stead...
1422
01:19:58,711 --> 01:20:01,047
Back off!
1423
01:20:01,672 --> 01:20:02,757
Yes, ma'am.
1424
01:20:05,927 --> 01:20:07,845
(NICK AND MANDY CHEERING)
1425
01:20:08,012 --> 01:20:10,306
You tell 'em! That's my mom!
1426
01:20:10,723 --> 01:20:12,141
I need a vacation.
1427
01:20:12,350 --> 01:20:14,977
Whoa. Look at that mother.
1428
01:20:15,144 --> 01:20:17,772
(SIREN WAILING)
1429
01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:35,164
Come here, baby.
1430
01:20:35,289 --> 01:20:36,582
Mama!
1431
01:20:38,459 --> 01:20:39,877
Come to Mommy.
1432
01:20:46,926 --> 01:20:49,011
Come here, baby.
Come to mommy!
1433
01:20:49,220 --> 01:20:50,930
- NICK: Mom!
- (BOTH SCREAMING)
1434
01:20:52,306 --> 01:20:53,558
Easy, Mom!
1435
01:20:53,724 --> 01:20:56,227
Everything's gonna be okay,
sweetie.
1436
01:20:58,312 --> 01:20:59,814
Mommy's here.
1437
01:20:59,981 --> 01:21:02,400
- Everything it's got, doctor!
- Roger!
1438
01:21:07,029 --> 01:21:08,322
You crying?
1439
01:21:08,447 --> 01:21:12,326
Yeah. It's okay to cry
when you're so happy.
1440
01:21:14,871 --> 01:21:16,664
The bearings in the generator
are about to burn out.
1441
01:21:16,831 --> 01:21:17,874
We better do it.
1442
01:21:19,417 --> 01:21:20,960
(ALARM BLARES)
1443
01:21:21,168 --> 01:21:22,670
(EXPLODING)
1444
01:21:23,421 --> 01:21:25,339
Okay, now, look at daddy.
1445
01:21:26,215 --> 01:21:27,967
Smile for daddy.
1446
01:21:29,051 --> 01:21:31,554
- There he is.
- Daddy.
1447
01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:34,473
Wayne, 1450!
It's all she can take!
1448
01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:41,647
- Say cheese, Adam.
- Cheese, Adam.
1449
01:21:42,023 --> 01:21:44,150
- (LAUGHS)
- (ALARM BLARING)
1450
01:21:45,318 --> 01:21:47,528
Come on, Wayne.
1451
01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:51,073
- (ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
- (LASER BEAM FIRES)
1452
01:21:53,784 --> 01:21:55,620
(CROWD GASPING)
1453
01:21:56,579 --> 01:21:57,538
(GASPS)
1454
01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:02,668
- Look, Adam, there's daddy.
- Daddy!
1455
01:22:03,502 --> 01:22:04,837
Honey, you did it.
1456
01:22:05,296 --> 01:22:07,256
- (CHUCKLES)
- Adam!
1457
01:22:08,174 --> 01:22:09,550
Adam, oh!
1458
01:22:10,509 --> 01:22:11,969
You gave us quite a scare,
little man.
1459
01:22:12,136 --> 01:22:13,471
I knew you could do it, honey.
1460
01:22:13,638 --> 01:22:15,640
HENDRICKSON: There he is!
Let me through!
1461
01:22:17,642 --> 01:22:20,561
Well, Szalinski, you pulled it off.
Who would have thought?
1462
01:22:20,811 --> 01:22:21,979
Dr. Hendrickson...
1463
01:22:22,688 --> 01:22:26,484
that looked like some sort of rifle
that you were shooting at my baby.
1464
01:22:26,817 --> 01:22:28,194
They were tranquilizer cartridges.
1465
01:22:28,444 --> 01:22:30,363
They wouldn't have hurt him,
I assure you.
1466
01:22:30,529 --> 01:22:31,697
Oh.
1467
01:22:32,573 --> 01:22:34,200
Tranquilizer cartridges.
1468
01:22:36,535 --> 01:22:37,870
(THUDS)
1469
01:22:39,747 --> 01:22:41,040
Never cross mommy.
1470
01:22:41,207 --> 01:22:43,709
We got an emergency here.
Dr. Hendrickson needs help.
1471
01:22:44,669 --> 01:22:47,296
He's overcome with the prospect
of having to find a new career.
1472
01:22:47,672 --> 01:22:50,341
Hey, big fella,
is this what you were lookin' for?
1473
01:22:50,549 --> 01:22:51,592
Oh.
1474
01:22:54,512 --> 01:22:56,263
Wayne! Nick and Mandy!
1475
01:22:57,974 --> 01:22:59,183
Weren't they...
1476
01:22:59,350 --> 01:23:00,726
TOGETHER: In Adam's pocket!
1477
01:23:05,147 --> 01:23:06,857
- Don't tell me...
- Oh, my God.
1478
01:23:07,024 --> 01:23:08,442
Honey, I shrunk the kids.
1479
01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:10,194
Nobody move!
1480
01:23:10,736 --> 01:23:11,862
Now, don't worry.
1481
01:23:11,988 --> 01:23:14,240
I have highly specialized equipment
to deal with this.
1482
01:23:15,533 --> 01:23:17,410
I'll need the helmet
and I'll need the dog.
1483
01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:21,372
RADIO: Good morning, Las Vegas.
All vehicles are asked
1484
01:23:21,497 --> 01:23:24,542
to stay clear of the Hard Rock Cafe
where inventor Wayne Szalinski
1485
01:23:24,709 --> 01:23:27,545
is conducting a one-man search
to find some missing children.
1486
01:23:27,753 --> 01:23:30,297
It was Szalinski's matter-expanding
machine that was responsible
1487
01:23:30,464 --> 01:23:32,049
for last night's amazing events.
1488
01:23:32,258 --> 01:23:34,176
Dr. Clifford Sterling
has just announced...
1489
01:23:34,301 --> 01:23:35,970
("OURS IF WE WANT IT"
PLAYING ON THE RADIO)
1490
01:23:36,345 --> 01:23:39,098
I guess your father's about the most
famous guy in the world today.
1491
01:23:41,517 --> 01:23:43,269
And I guess you're about the bravest.
1492
01:23:46,772 --> 01:23:48,399
That's for saving my life.
1493
01:23:49,108 --> 01:23:50,317
It wasn't much.
1494
01:23:51,944 --> 01:23:54,447
I don't mean your life wasn't much.
1495
01:23:55,698 --> 01:23:58,534
What I did wasn't so much.
1496
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:02,830
(SONG CONTINUES)
1497
01:24:06,751 --> 01:24:09,128
How long do you think
it'll take before they find us?
1498
01:24:09,295 --> 01:24:12,423
I think it may be a while
before they find us.
1499
01:24:17,470 --> 01:24:19,388
You're kind of different, Nick.
1500
01:24:19,889 --> 01:24:21,307
Like your dad.
1501
01:24:22,725 --> 01:24:24,769
We're not all that different.
1502
01:24:25,144 --> 01:24:26,395
Yeah, you are.
1503
01:24:27,480 --> 01:24:28,814
But when you think about it...
1504
01:24:29,273 --> 01:24:31,901
I guess the world needs
people who are different.
1505
01:24:32,443 --> 01:24:35,988
People who see things a little
differently, I guess you could say.
1506
01:24:36,155 --> 01:24:38,783
(SONG CONTINUES)
1507
01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:49,794
- (DOG WHINING)
- Are they okay?
1508
01:24:49,919 --> 01:24:52,421
Yep. I think we better give them
a couple of minutes though.
1509
01:24:52,588 --> 01:24:54,340
MAN: What are we gonna do about that?
1510
01:24:54,507 --> 01:24:56,092
(GASPS) Adam, look!
1511
01:24:59,345 --> 01:25:01,722
(DOG BARKING)
1512
01:25:01,889 --> 01:25:03,682
Big, Big Bunny.
1513
01:25:07,186 --> 01:25:08,979
What are we gonna do
with this?
1514
01:25:09,146 --> 01:25:11,732
Don't worry. I'll think
of something. Don't I always?
1515
01:25:11,899 --> 01:25:13,692
(ADAM LAUGHING)
1516
01:25:13,818 --> 01:25:16,570
- WAYNE: Don't you trust me?
- DIANE: I don't know. I don't know.
1517
01:25:16,737 --> 01:25:18,405
WAYNE: Oh, come on,
when have I ever...
1518
01:29:12,556 --> 01:29:15,517
(ADAM LAUGHING)