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(VARIATION OF STUDIO
THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(MEN STRAINING AND GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

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(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

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- (GUNSHOT)
- (BODY THUDS)

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

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(SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)

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{\an8}LINDA: Well,
that's the first time

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{\an8}an exterminator said
he's gonna pray for us.

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That's okay, right?
That's not a bad sign.

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- No.
- Whatcha doin', Gene?

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I'm making an instrument
out of spoons,

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and a napkin holder,
and dreams, and magic.

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Obviously, Tina.

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How's the burger, Bob?

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BOB: It's okay.
I put an egg on it.

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Why is Dad making a burger
at 8:00 a.m.?

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Is he on British time?

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He's making it to bring
to Mr. Dowling at the bank.

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We have a meeting this morning

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and we're gonna ask
for an extension

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on our loan payment.

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Oh, fun.

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And we really, really need
to get that extension.

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All the restaurant equipment
is wrapped up in that loan.

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So, you're giving him a burger?

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Well, I mean,
we can't give him money, Tina.

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- 'Cause we don't have any?
- Pretty much.

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How about you play him
some of this?

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- (RATTLING)
- What, to scare him?

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No. To enchant him.

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Bob, you know I love this
"bring him a burger" idea,

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but isn't it a little early
to be making it?

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I mean, our appointment
isn't for a while.

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(WHISPERING)
This is a practice burger.

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(WHISPERING)
Why are you whispering?

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I don't want it to hear
and feel bad.

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Okay.

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(IN FEMALE VOICE)
Wait, I'm a what?

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(IN NORMAL VOICE) Nothing.
What? You're great. (SHUSHES)

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(IN FEMALE VOICE)
Mmm, that feels nice.

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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
I know. I know.

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(IN FEMALE VOICE)
Don't rub my sesame seeds off.

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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
I won't. Don't worry.

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- They're a cute couple.
- Eh, I give 'em a year.

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I'm gonna make
another practice burger.

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And I'm gonna try
not to think too much

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about how much
is riding on today.

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Maybe I should put
two eggs on it.

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Hey! This could be
your burger of the day!

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You can call it your,
"Keep Your Sunny Side Up

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"and Your Cloudy Side Down,

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"Stay Positive, Bobby,

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"Things Are Gonna Be Okay
Burger."

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- Right?
- BOB: It's a little long.

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How about "Mr. Greasy"?

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Well, better get going.

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Only one more week of school
and then I'm Summer Tina.

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And big things are comin'
for Summer Tina.

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Big things like that heat rash
you get sometimes?

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Bigger.

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Summer Louise might be

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making some moves
that are pretty big, too.

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Maybe. I don't know.

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Don't worry about it, all right?

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TINA: Fine. Sorry.

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Summer Gene's
gonna be topless 24/7

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- and doin' a lot of this.
- (RATTLING)

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- LOUISE: Oh, great.
- Bye, my babies.

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Watch out
for the messed up sidewalk!

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TINA: Thank you!

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(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

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BOB: (SINGING)
<i>Every day we come downstairs</i>

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<i>Unlock the door</i>

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{\an8}<i>And turn the sign to open</i>

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<i>Open</i>

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<i>Is another day I give myself
a little diarrhea</i>

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<i>From the worry and the stressin'</i>

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<i>And the hopin'</i>

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<i>-But I won't think about
-But you shouldn't think about</i>

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<i>Those fears now</i>

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<i>Mr. Dowling at the bank
is gonna say, "Oh, wow"</i>

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<i>When he tastes our burgers,
tastes our fries</i>

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<i>He'll probably give us
a high-five</i>

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<i>Extend our loan, throw us a bone</i>

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<i>And tell us we are</i>

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<i>-In the zone
</i>-Yeah!

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<i>-Send us on our merry way
</i>-Mm-hmm.

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<i>Hey, have yourselves
a pleasant day</i>

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BOTH: <i>We'll come back here,
we'll go berserk</i>

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<i>We'll hug and kiss</i>

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<i>And get to work</i>

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<i>Oh, Bobby,
I like what I'm hearin'</i>

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<i>Diarrhea's fine,
but no sense fearin'</i>

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- I mean.
- Uh!

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<i>When you have that
just un-stop-timistic spirit</i>

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<i>It's gonna be the sunny side up</i>

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<i>Summer of our lives</i>

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<i>Ooh</i>

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<i>Every time I see him</i>

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<i>Oh, my heart,
it does a crazy little dance</i>

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Something like, eh, eh, eh.

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Looks good.

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<i>And I want for him to kiss me</i>

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<i>And then walk away so I can see</i>

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<i>What's shakin' in the backside
of his pants</i>

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Poop?

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<i>I think that this is real,
what I feel</i>

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<i>And if he could feel it too
Well then that would be ideal</i>

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<i>So I wanna make this thing legit</i>

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<i>-I'm gonna put a ring on it
</i>-Ooh.

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<i>But not a ring
'cause that's cray-cray</i>

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<i>I mean,
we're only in eighth grade</i>

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<i>I'll do the thing
eighth graders do</i>

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<i>When you like-like me
and I like-like you</i>

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<i>Put something special on a chain</i>

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<i>And give it to him and explain</i>

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<i>I'd like for you
to be my summer boyfriend</i>

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<i>You'll say yes
and then to seal it</i>

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<i>Shake your rear end</i>

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<i>And it's gonna be
the sunny side up</i>

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<i>Summer of my life</i>

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<i>Each and every day
I want to sing</i>

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<i>I want to play</i>

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<i>Play this napkiny thing, I made it</i>

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<i>And it's gonna revolutionize
American pop music</i>

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<i>Each and every day</i>

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<i>I just think I'm pretty great</i>

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<i>Yep, that's right No big deal</i>

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<i>I'm not hiding what I feel</i>

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<i>About some things On my mind</i>

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<i>And if they're holding me behind</i>

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<i>Keeping me feeling small</i>

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<i>Though they actually
make me tall</i>

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<i>Hope they don't hear me
talkin' about them</i>

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<i>Don't know
what I am without them</i>

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<i>-But this summer I might see
-But this summer we might see</i>

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<i>-Just who I turn out to be
-Just what we turned out to be</i>

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<i>And it's gonna be
the sunny side up</i>

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<i>Summer of our lives</i>

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<i>Guess we're gonna go for it
Feels kinda scary, I'll admit</i>

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<i>It will be great, it's gonna work</i>

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<i>We'll hug and kiss
and go berserk</i>

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<i>I'll take a chance, don't second guess</i>

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<i>We're doing great
if he just answers yes</i>

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(BOTH VOCALIZING END NOTE)

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- No.
- BOTH: Huh?

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- I'm sorry. Extension denied.
- BOB: Huh?

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You have seven days
to make your payment

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or we'll repossess
your restaurant equipment.

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Seven days?

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Possess our equipment?
Like, haunt it?

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I brought you a burger.

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Oh, no thanks.

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- I'm trying to eat less meat.
- Oh, my God.

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I'm going to close out the file.

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And, uh,
your faces are making me

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sad,

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so if you could go?

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Oh, my face?

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And can you take
the, um... hmm?

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There's fries in there.
You want the fries?

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Typing till you're gone.
Typing till you're gone.

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(RATTLING)

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And that is the breakthrough
we've been looking for.

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It hurts my teeth somehow.
Also who's "we"?

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The band! Our under appreciated
but highly influential band,

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the Itty Bitty Ditty Committee?

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That we're in with my sisters.

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And recorder bad boy,
Peter Pescadero.

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- Oh, right. We were in a band.
- And we went with that name?

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Yes! And we were just waiting
to discover our sound,

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and I'm sure
you agree that I've found it.

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(RATTLING)

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ZEKE: I'm gonna get ya!
I'm gonna get ya! Come on.

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JIMMY JR.: Zeke. Ow.

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- Too hard! Aah!
- Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! (GRUNTS)

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I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna walk

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right over there
and I'm gonna do it.

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I'm not gonna do it.

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I am gonna do it. Here I go.

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Nope. Going back over here.
Can't do it.

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- Yes, I can. Yes, I can.
- Zeke. Ow! Zeke. Ow!

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Ow, Zeke. My penis area!

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Nope. Not the right time.
Stand down, soldier.

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Ready? Go!

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Louise! Come do
a dead man's drop.

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{\an8}Ooh, that's over there
and I'm over here.

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{\an8}- But thank you.
- She's scared.

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(SCOFFS) No. I'm not.

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I mean, I'm scared of how
comfortable I am. Over here.

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She's afraid
her hat will fall off.

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(SCOFFING) You're afraid
my hat will fall off.

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So gotcha!

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Good one. I mean, kinda.

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I don't know why
she still wears that thing.

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It's like she's five.

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- Oh, boy.
- (INHALER HISSES)

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- Baby.
- (ALL GASP)

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What'd you say?
Did you just use the B-word?

202
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Uh, I'm pretty sure
she said, "lady."

203
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I heard "rabies."

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I'll show you rabies.

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- (LOUISE SCREAMING)
- TINA: Easy. Easy.

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What's going on over here?
A little conflict?

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- (LOUISE SNARLS)
- (YELPS)

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BOB: Stupid bank.
Sunny side up.

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More like crappy side up.

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It's gonna be okay, Bob.
Bob?

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Do you think he remembers
I ordered a burger?

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- (TEDDY GRUNTS)
- LINDA: Um...

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- Yeah.
- (BELL JINGLES)

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Your sidewalk's getting worse.

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- Uh-huh.
- I saw someone trip.

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Hey, how are you guys
gonna celebrate

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getting that loan extension?

218
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Should I get some
T-shirts made? I'd wear one.

219
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We didn't get the extension,
Teddy.

220
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What? But you made a burger!

221
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- He's eating less meat, Teddy!
- Okay! Jeez.

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He's eating less meat.

223
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Bob, calm down.

224
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Seven days. We can do this.

225
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All we have to do
is sell enough burgers

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in seven days
to pay the bank, which is...

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BOB: A lot.

228
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Eh, well, that's not that
much, right? We can do it.

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Hey, there's gonna be
more business

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down at the Wonder Wharf

231
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'cause of
the Octa-wharfiversary!

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Oh, yeah,
the Octa-wharfiversary.

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More foot traffic.

234
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Uh, yeah. That's true.

235
00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:25,607
And feet have mouths.

236
00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,818
Mouths that we could put
burgers in. Right, Bob?

237
00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:29,611
Yeah. Feet have mouths.

238
00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,172
- (LAUGHS) Feet mouths.
- (BOB CHUCKLES)

239
00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,614
There he is. See?

240
00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:34,342
Doesn't it feel good
to be a little hopeful?

241
00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:36,034
Instead of being scary
and shouty.

242
00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:38,579
And making people feel nervous
to ask about their order.

243
00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,289
Yeah, it does a little bit.

244
00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:44,251
(SINGING) <i>It's gonna be
the sunny side up</i>

245
00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,335
Come on!

246
00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:49,256
-BOTH: <i>Summer of our lives
</i>-(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

247
00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,175
<i>La-la-la-la-la-la-la</i>

248
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,385
<i>La-la-la-la-la-la-la</i>

249
00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,721
<i>- La-la-la-la-la-la-la...
</i>- (RUMBLING)

250
00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:58,515
Huh? Oh! Oh! Oh!

251
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,935
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

252
00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:08,233
Oh, my God.

253
00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,319
LINDA: It's not so bad.

254
00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,405
LOUISE: Especially if
you're into huge sinkholes.

255
00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,031
I mean, you can't get
in the door.

256
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,657
Customers need that, usually,

257
00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:18,118
to be able to
get into the restaurant.

258
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,536
LINDA: Oh, hey, Mr. Dowling.

259
00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:22,497
Don't worry about this at all.
We're doing great!

260
00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:23,957
Seven days! (CHUCKLES)

261
00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:25,834
He's shaking his head,
but that's probably

262
00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:28,003
just 'cause he's got a bug
on his face.

263
00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,189
- CALVIN: Look out!
- (HORN BEEPS)

264
00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:30,380
Landlord coming through!

265
00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:32,549
Wealthy landlord coming through.

266
00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:33,884
That's a big hole, Bob.

267
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,052
- What'd you do?
- What?

268
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,137
I agree.
This is in no way

269
00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:38,680
caused by old
and leaky outflow pipes

270
00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,116
that the landlord
of this property

271
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,326
should have replaced years ago.

272
00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:42,351
Good point, sir.

273
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:43,477
Is this important?

274
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,811
Because, (CLEARS THROAT)

275
00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,813
Calvin, we were right
in the middle of flyering

276
00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:48,440
for Wonder Wharf
and champumping.

277
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:49,751
How long do you think
this'll take

278
00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:50,901
to fill in, Mr. Fischoeder?

279
00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:53,111
Well, let's see,
what year is it now?

280
00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,988
- Oh, my God.
- He's kidding. (CHUCKLES)

281
00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:57,074
- You're kidding, right?
- Yes. Let's say yes.

282
00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:58,593
I'm putting you in charge
of this, Felix.

283
00:10:58,617 --> 00:10:59,719
You're my ne'er-do-well brother

284
00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:00,827
who no one believes in,

285
00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:02,663
but maybe filling holes
is your thing.

286
00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:04,146
And you just need
a chance to shine.

287
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,041
Grover,
I'm delegating this to you,

288
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,459
since you're our something.

289
00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:09,461
- Lawyer. And cousin.
- Right. Ugh.

290
00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:11,171
Anyway, the city
will take care of this.

291
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,924
- Probably done soon-ish?
- Or sooner!

292
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,759
See, Bob?
Our hole's getting filled.

293
00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:17,386
- GENE: If I had a nickel...
- Gene.

294
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:18,949
Shall we champump our way
out of here?

295
00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,889
Finish passing out these flyers?

296
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:23,559
(GULPS)

297
00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:25,102
(GRUNTS, SIGHS)

298
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,312
I'm exhausted. (SLURPING)

299
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:30,899
"Eighty years of cheap thrills
and almost no decapitations."

300
00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,734
Wow, that's such a low amount.

301
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,361
I know. Can you believe it?

302
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,113
She's lasted 80 years

303
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,865
without getting sued
out of existence

304
00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:39,324
or collapsing into the sea.

305
00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:40,593
LOUISE: That's what
we say about Dad.

306
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,703
- BOB: Louise.
- My dad left all this to me,

307
00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,162
the pier, all these buildings.

308
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,557
I still can't tell
if it was a joke.

309
00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:46,641
(COUGHS) Should've been me.

310
00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:47,934
Oh, well,
that would've been funny.

311
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,293
- Ha, true.
- (FELIX MUMBLES)

312
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:51,378
This says you're gonna
have live music

313
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,298
at the "newly half renovated
band shell."

314
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,216
Yes. We've got
that accordion group,

315
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,302
Accordinary People.
Everybody loves them.

316
00:11:58,510 --> 00:11:59,803
We've got Johnny Jazz Hands.

317
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,072
He does something with his hands

318
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,764
- that I don't want to spoil.
- Thank you.

319
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,017
And our band, the Itty Bitty
Ditty Committee!

320
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:08,937
Ha! Oh. You're serious.
I'm gonna step away from you.

321
00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:11,231
All right, fellas.
Let's not be here anymore.

322
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,610
Bye, burger people.
See you when the rent's due.

323
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:16,570
(SCATTING)
Put it in my mouth.

324
00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,238
- (SIGHS) Rent.
- Oh, rent.

325
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,865
Mr. Fischoeder.
We need your help!

326
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,009
CALVIN: Mm... Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

327
00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:22,492
- No, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, my.

328
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,287
The bank's being kinda cranky
about our business loan.

329
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:28,081
So, can we not pay you rent
for a little bit?

330
00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,333
So we can pay the bank?

331
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,293
You want to not pay me rent?

332
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,545
Am I understanding
your ridiculous question?

333
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:34,838
Just for this month.

334
00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,465
FELIX: Mm-mm, mm-mm. Mm.

335
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:37,549
Mm-mm. Mm.

336
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:38,675
I agree with Felix.

337
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:41,970
Well, I am of two minds,
and by that, I mean, drunk.

338
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,431
- So, I'm going to say maybe.
- FELIX: Hmm.

339
00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:46,308
{\an8}Oh, hush.
Drive on!

340
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,036
FELIX AND CALVIN: (SINGING)
<i>We're driving on the sidewalk</i>

341
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,436
- Ha!
- Why "Ha"?

342
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:50,800
'Cause we don't
have to pay rent.

343
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,189
That'll help us with the bank.

344
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,273
He said, "maybe."

345
00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:54,757
Yeah, but he winked
when he said it.

346
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,026
He's only got one eye.

347
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,486
How do you know
it wasn't a blink?

348
00:12:57,653 --> 00:12:58,695
I can tell.

349
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,405
- Hi, Jimmy Jr.
- Hi, Tina.

350
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,324
This is cool. It's so deep.

351
00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:03,825
It's like at any moment

352
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:05,619
the Earth can just
swallow us up.

353
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:06,787
Yeah...

354
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,097
ANDY: 'Cause it loves us
so much.

355
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,099
OLLIE: Mr. Belcher, do you
have a backup restaurant,

356
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,792
in case the Earth gets this one?

357
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,168
BOB: Um, no.
OLLIE: Oh.

358
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:14,503
Louise, get away from the hole.

359
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:15,786
Get away from the hole.
Please!

360
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:18,048
All right, I'm going upstairs
to go to the bathroom,

361
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,651
and they said
we won't be able to flush

362
00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:20,819
while they're fixing
the water pipe,

363
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,219
so, last one to go,

364
00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:23,804
I hope you had your shots,

365
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,114
'cause it's gonna
get intense in there.

366
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,898
TINA: I wanna go first.
Or at least not last.

367
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:30,060
GENE: I wanna go last.
I wanna be the cherry on top!

368
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,145
(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

369
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,287
(CHEERFUL MUSIC CONTINUES)

370
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,844
Stop staring at that hole,
Hole and Oates. Come to bed!

371
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,721
- No one came in today.
- I know.

372
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:06,930
And now we have six days

373
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,056
- to pay the bank.
- Yep.

374
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,391
(SIGHS) And Mr. Fischoeder

375
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:10,834
didn't call us back
about the rent.

376
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,871
We still don't know
what kind of "maybe" that was.

377
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,855
Ninety percent of "maybes"
are yeses.

378
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,064
Definitely not true.

379
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,525
We've said "maybe" to being
in Teddy's book club

380
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:19,610
so many times.

381
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,820
Well, they fixed the pipe,
that's good, right?

382
00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:23,530
And it's a pretty blue plastic.

383
00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,407
- So modern. We're hip now.
- Hmm.

384
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:26,575
Hey, Mr. Mopey,

385
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:28,595
what was that thing you told
me your mother used to say?

386
00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:30,621
I don't know.
"Something stinks in here"?

387
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,748
No. It was like,
"Hope and grit

388
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,267
"keeps you out of
the you-know-what."

389
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,751
Oh, yeah. She did say that.

390
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,354
I think she thought
that was very edgy.

391
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:39,046
- Well, it's true, too.
- Mm.

392
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,130
Come on. Come to bed.

393
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:42,174
Tomorrow, the hole
will get all filled up,

394
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,550
and we'll sell
a million burgers.

395
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:46,386
And you'll be able to make
facial expressions again, huh?

396
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:47,554
- Mm.
- Happy.

397
00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:48,931
- Mm.
- Hopeful.

398
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,098
- Mm.
- Kissy lips.

399
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:51,183
(MUFFLED) Stop, please.

400
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:52,976
- Closed eyes, piggy nose!
- Lin.

401
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,645
- "I love Linda!"
- Mm.

402
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,105
Aw, I love you too, Bobby!
Okay, bed!

403
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,566
(MUFFLED)
Kids, lights out soon, okay?

404
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,026
We're good parents.

405
00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:02,986
TINA: <i>Tina rode Jericho
down the beach,</i>

406
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,405
<i>Jimmy Jr. rode his horse,
Vericho.</i>

407
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:08,825
<i>Vericho... S'vane.
From Spain...</i>

408
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,911
(LAUGHING) Too slow.

409
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,038
JERICHO: I'm running.
I'm running. I'm running.

410
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,122
If you want to catch us

411
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:16,006
you'll have to take off
those bulky jeans, uh,

412
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,292
to be more aerodynamic.

413
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:18,645
Oh, you're doing it already.
Great!

414
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:21,046
You're right. I'm faster when
I'm just wearing underwear.

415
00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:22,649
TINA: <i>They galloped along
the endless sand,</i>

416
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:23,674
<i>side by side.</i>

417
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:24,883
This is a perfect day.

418
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,802
All my favorite stuff
in one place.

419
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,054
You, my main horse, Jericho.

420
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:30,821
If only there were...
Oh, there they are.

421
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,015
Hi, sexy zombies.

422
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,475
ZOMBIES: Hi, Tina!

423
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:36,103
Damn. Oh.
Hey, I have something for you.

424
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:38,272
Oh, yeah?
Is that what I think it is?

425
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,481
My barrette-clace.

426
00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:41,285
It's a combination
of barrette and necklace.

427
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,401
Cool.

428
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:43,735
Gosh, I'm so nervous.

429
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,502
I shouldn't be nervous
in my own fantasy.

430
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:46,780
This is a fantasy?

431
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,633
Don't worry about that.
Forget I said anything.

432
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:50,200
Uh, I was wondering
why I was so good

433
00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:52,035
- at horse top riding.
- Horseback.

434
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,161
- What?
- Nothing.

435
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:54,538
Wait, let's stop. Let's stop.

436
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:56,039
Whoa, whoa, Jericho.

437
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,499
JERICHO: (WHINES)
I hate stopping.

438
00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:00,294
So, why are you nervous
in your own fantasy?

439
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,838
Is it because you're having
some doubts about real me,

440
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:03,922
Summer Boyfriend-wise?

441
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,007
Doubts, what?

442
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,258
I'm sensing some doubts.

443
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,885
Hey, how about
you have a fantasy

444
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,571
and you can ask a lot
of questions in that, huh?

445
00:16:09,595 --> 00:16:11,263
Don't ruin this,
Fantasy Jimmy Jr.

446
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:12,347
You're ruining it.

447
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:13,751
You're making me say
these things.

448
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,559
I am not.
Did you lose your jeans

449
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,936
or your mind? Right?
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

450
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,521
- Okay, take it easy. Ow!
- Ahh!

451
00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:21,857
- You take it easy, okay?
- Tina, calm down.

452
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,859
What's happening?
What's happening, right now?

453
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,069
This is fun. We're having fun
on the friggin' beach.

454
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,779
Son of a butt!

455
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:32,075
- (RATTLING)
- Mm-mm-mm! That sounds good.

456
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,745
Dad's been using this
restaurant stuff all wrong.

457
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,373
Bibbity-bibbity-bibbity-bam!

458
00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:40,667
- Bibbity-bibbity-bam!
- (CROWD CHEERING)

459
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:41,752
Thank you!

460
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,795
We are the Itty Bitty Ditty
Committee!

461
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:44,880
Yeah!

462
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,548
(CROWD CHEERING)

463
00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:47,841
Hey, Ken! You made it!

464
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,808
I thought you were
at a conference in Houston.

465
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,094
Okay, I'll talk to you later.

466
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:54,515
Do you guys wanna hear
one more song?

467
00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:55,891
- (RUMBLING)
- What the...

468
00:16:57,726 --> 00:17:00,312
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

469
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:07,944
- ROBOT: Stop.
- What?

470
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,488
- Stop playing.
- Why?

471
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:10,906
We can hear you from our planet

472
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,241
and it makes our teeth hurt.

473
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,576
GENE: You have teeth?
ROBOT: Yeah, I think so.

474
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,869
How about you go
get some different instruments

475
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,704
and maybe figure out
if music is,

476
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:20,457
I don't know, your thing?

477
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:21,834
But everyone loves us.

478
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,240
ROBOT: No,
they were being nice.

479
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,378
- See? They left.
- GENE: Oh.

480
00:17:25,796 --> 00:17:27,756
ROBOT: So, this is
getting awkward.

481
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,763
Look, I'm not saying
we'll destroy your planet,

482
00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:32,052
but it's not, like,
off the table,

483
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,804
if you play one more note
on that thing.

484
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,973
- Um...
- Bye.

485
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,147
So, thank you for coming.

486
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:45,500
I know you all have
busy schedules.

487
00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:47,734
Dodomeki, Bakaneko, Okoro Kamui,

488
00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:48,944
unlicensed Burobu plushie,

489
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,279
Kuchi Kopi, melted Kuchi...

490
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:51,923
- We are happy to be here.
- Kiss ass.

491
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:53,007
- What's that?
- You heard me.

492
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,759
LOUISE: Fellas, please.
I've got a situation.

493
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,577
At school. Chloe Barbash
called me a baby.

494
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:57,995
What do we do? Ideas. Go.

495
00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:01,248
Shoot her out of a cannon?
Uh, karate chop her in half?

496
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:02,958
Find a shark
and throw it at her?

497
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,310
These are just
off the top of my head.

498
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,628
I don't know if anyone else
is going to jump in?

499
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,672
Okay, we have cannon,
karate, shark. What else?

500
00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:10,132
Why did she call you a baby?

501
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:11,568
It was
the dead man's drop thing.

502
00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:12,593
I didn't wanna do it.

503
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:14,803
I was worried all my loose
change would fall out.

504
00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:16,013
Okay.

505
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:19,057
All right, fine. It's also
because of my hat. My ears.

506
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,726
I don't know
if you guys have noticed,

507
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:21,969
but I, like, wear them a lot.

508
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,313
Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah,
now that you mention it.

509
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:25,480
Some people think,

510
00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:28,275
Chloe thinks that I'm scared
to not wear them.

511
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:30,068
- Which is crazy.
- Totally.

512
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,236
And why's she dropping

513
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,863
these B-bombs on me
like it's nothing?

514
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,032
It's offensive.
To, you know, babies.

515
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,409
I mean, you are talking
to your toys right now.

516
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:38,952
Is this a bad time
to bring that up?

517
00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:40,276
LOUISE:
Uh, you're collectibles.

518
00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:42,289
Damaged collectibles,
some of you,

519
00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:43,896
who are lucky
to still be in the mix.

520
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,209
Yep. Right, yep. Got it.

521
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,460
How are these baby-ish?

522
00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:48,347
I mean, yeah,
I've had them since preschool,

523
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:49,796
and sure, I was thinking about

524
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,465
maybe not wearing them
anymore...

525
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:52,549
Wait, back up.

526
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:54,027
Did you say you've had them
since preschool?

527
00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:55,251
Yes. You don't know the story?

528
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,095
- Is it long?
- Shush! Tell us.

529
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,180
My parents gave me these,

530
00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,616
because it was the first day
of preschool

531
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,600
<i>and I guess I was scared
or something,</i>

532
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:03,769
<i>and my mom made them,
and they gave them to me</i>

533
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:04,978
<i>so I would be brave.</i>

534
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,605
So, what I'm hearing
is your head

535
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,524
has not grown since preschool.

536
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,400
Hey, some people's heads
just start out

537
00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:12,152
the perfect size
and stay that way, okay?

538
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,380
Guys, we're supposed to be
coming up with ideas here.

539
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:15,572
How do I step to Chloe,

540
00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:17,783
get my rep back,
and just generally bring it?

541
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:20,327
Oh, oh, oh! Melted night light
idea light bulb.

542
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:21,411
Just say it.

543
00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:22,496
You go in the hole.

544
00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:24,456
The hole
in front of the restaurant?

545
00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:26,583
Yeah, yeah!
Get video. Get it on tape.

546
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,377
You down in that scary hole.

547
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:30,087
- Doing your thing.
- Interesting.

548
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,171
You know what they say,

549
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,298
babies come out of holes,
they don't go into them.

550
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,943
- Do they say that?
- They do. All the time.

551
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:36,635
- I've never heard it.
- Anyway,

552
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,470
there's your dead man's drop,
Louise.

553
00:19:38,554 --> 00:19:39,972
You drop into the abyss.

554
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:41,241
That sounded cool. Admit it.

555
00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:42,617
GOOD KUCHI KOPI:
Your breath's not cool.

556
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:43,993
BAD KUCHI KOPI:
Oh, please. I brushed.

557
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,686
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

558
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:47,247
TINA: So, I'm supposed
to videotape you

559
00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:48,564
climbing down into the hole

560
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,566
so you can show kids at school?

561
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:51,876
Yeah. 'Cause babies
don't go into holes,

562
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:52,985
they come out of them.

563
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:54,337
Okay, you have
to stop saying that.

564
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:55,721
And what am I supposed
to do again?

565
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,981
You say, "Louise, don't go
down there. It's dangerous."

566
00:19:58,073 --> 00:19:59,509
And then, when I go anyway,
you gasp.

567
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:00,742
Like this? (GASPS)

568
00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:01,827
No, do it better.

569
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:03,790
- Can I say, "Honey, no"?
- TINA AND LOUISE: No.

570
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:05,581
How about, (DRAWLS) "What?"

571
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,958
Just the line and then
the gasp is great. Thank you.

572
00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:10,061
All those in favor of doing
this tomorrow morning?

573
00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:11,461
Gene, I see
your hand's almost up.

574
00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:13,881
No! Mom and Dad would try
and stop me. It has to be now.

575
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,465
- Roll tape.
- Okay.

576
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:19,428
TINA: (DRAWLING) Uh...

577
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,513
(SIGHS) It's not that scary.

578
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,473
You're just all in your head
right now.

579
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,766
Get out of your head.

580
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:26,185
Big girl, pajama pants.
Come on!

581
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:27,745
(DRAMATICALLY)
Louise, don't go down there.

582
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:28,770
It's dangerous!

583
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:33,025
Louise, don't go down there.
It's dangerous!

584
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:37,946
Louise, don't go down there.
It's dangerous!

585
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:39,753
I think we got it.
That last one was good.

586
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,451
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)

587
00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:45,537
I can't.

588
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,123
Oh, not what I was expecting.

589
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,626
Yeah, well, let's just forget
I even brought it up...

590
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:52,336
- (GENE AND TINA GASP)
- (LOUISE SCREAMS)

591
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,880
- (GRUNTS)
- Louise, are you okay?

592
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:56,715
(SIGHS) Yes!

593
00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:58,091
Did you mean to wave your arms

594
00:20:58,175 --> 00:20:59,611
all over the place
while falling into the hole?

595
00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:00,969
'Cause if so, you nailed it.

596
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:02,471
Yes, it all went great.

597
00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:03,931
Can you toss me the light?

598
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:05,849
- Here.
- LOUISE: Ow.

599
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:07,768
Did you say, "ow"
'cause you caught it?

600
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,146
Great! Argh!

601
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:12,272
So, is that a wrap?

602
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:13,732
Yep. Yeah, I think we're good.

603
00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:15,139
Wanna go ahead and help me out?

604
00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:18,153
I'll grab the rope and try to
climb up and you guys pull.

605
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,738
- With our arms?
- Okay.

606
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,282
Tell us when.

607
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,909
LOUISE: Okay, yeah,
just trying to...

608
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:25,452
(GRUNTING)

609
00:21:25,536 --> 00:21:26,828
Stupid mud, I hate you.

610
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,413
Stay on, frickin' light.

611
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,082
Okay, pull. (GRUNTS)

612
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:31,792
(BOTH STRAINING)

613
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:33,627
(WHIMPERING)

614
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,838
Ugh. Hold on. My foot's stuck.

615
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:37,965
My foot's stuck.
That's not at all terrifying.

616
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,424
Everything's gonna be fine.

617
00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:42,344
- (SQUELCHING)
- (GRUNTING)

618
00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:47,474
What the...

619
00:21:47,558 --> 00:21:49,643
- (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
- (SCREAMING)

620
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,729
(BOTH SCREAMING)

621
00:21:53,981 --> 00:21:56,316
(ALL CONTINUE SCREAMING)

622
00:21:57,401 --> 00:21:58,986
(CHOKING)

623
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:00,362
(COUGHING)

624
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:05,450
(DRAWLING) So, how's our girl?

625
00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:07,202
(CAMERAS CLICKING)

626
00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:11,582
BOB: Now it's a crime scene.
Great, great, great, great.

627
00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:13,000
TINA: That's the spirit, Dad!

628
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,793
Oh, my baby. My sweet baby.

629
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,253
Enough, Mom! I'm okay.

630
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,671
Take it easy
with the baby stuff.

631
00:22:17,838 --> 00:22:19,590
Sorry, sorry. Oh, come here.

632
00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:21,717
- (KISSING NOISILY) My baby.
- Mom!

633
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:22,885
I know someone's dead

634
00:22:22,968 --> 00:22:24,303
and their bones
fell on your face.

635
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:25,971
In my mouth! In my mouth!

636
00:22:26,138 --> 00:22:27,848
Let's just be clear.
I tasted death.

637
00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:30,309
I'm sorry you tasted death,
Louise, but this is bad.

638
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:32,853
I don't think they fill in
crime holes very quickly.

639
00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:34,021
- Crime hole.
- Gene.

640
00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:35,304
Oh, yeah, they're really slow.

641
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,523
Oh, hey, Sergeant Bosco.

642
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:38,984
Yeah, they brush the dirt away
with tiny little tools.

643
00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:40,736
And their lunch break
takes forever,

644
00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,154
'cause they use tiny forks.

645
00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:43,697
I'm kidding
about the forks thing,

646
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:44,924
but yeah,
it's gonna take a while.

647
00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:45,991
- Aw, nuts.
- (BOB SIGHS)

648
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:48,160
You know, they found a bullet
lodged in the ribs.

649
00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:49,387
And I don't think he fell on it,

650
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:50,412
if you know what I mean.

651
00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:54,166
So, it's in front of your restaurant,
did you do it?

652
00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:55,250
What? No!

653
00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:56,627
Okay, easy. Just checking.

654
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:58,170
- You sure?
- Yes, I'm sure.

655
00:22:58,337 --> 00:23:00,297
I don't know. One time
I saw him crumple a receipt

656
00:23:00,464 --> 00:23:02,216
in a way that made me
uncomfortable.

657
00:23:02,299 --> 00:23:03,592
- So much rage!
- Gene.

658
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:04,715
- Crime hole!
- Crime hole!

659
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:05,761
- Tina.
- Sorry.

660
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:06,929
Well, I'm gonna split.

661
00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:08,597
Back to Robbery Division,
which is just

662
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,098
as good as Homicide,
maybe better.

663
00:23:10,182 --> 00:23:11,183
Everyone says that.

664
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:14,019
Sometimes Homicide begs
for help from us Robbery guys.

665
00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:16,021
Hey! Get out of here!
Get out of here, go!

666
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:17,231
(WHIMPERING)

667
00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:19,274
All right, kids, you gotta
get out of here, too.

668
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:21,902
Go to school and don't go in
any more holes, you hear me?

669
00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:23,403
And stay away from crevices.

670
00:23:23,487 --> 00:23:24,839
Oh, my sweet baby.
Come here, come here!

671
00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:25,864
- (KISSING NOISILY)
- Mom!

672
00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:27,467
ANDY: You love me.
OLLIE: And you love me.

673
00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:29,135
ANDY: And you love me.
OLLIE: And you love me.

674
00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:30,827
ANDY: Time for us
to get married.

675
00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:32,579
I do! I do! I do!

676
00:23:33,288 --> 00:23:35,707
What are you looking at there?
A fun rock? (GASPS)

677
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:36,959
Louise, that's evidence!

678
00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:38,478
You should have given that
to the police!

679
00:23:38,502 --> 00:23:40,921
What? Tooth-ifer? No, no, no.
This is mine. I earned it.

680
00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:42,130
When you go into a hole...

681
00:23:42,214 --> 00:23:43,775
- Accidently fall into a hole.
- A-bup-bup!

682
00:23:43,799 --> 00:23:45,342
Gracefully tumble in
while screaming?

683
00:23:45,509 --> 00:23:46,510
Go into a hole,

684
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,971
you get to keep whatever lands
in your mouth. That's a rule.

685
00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:50,577
That's true
under the bleachers, too!

686
00:23:50,681 --> 00:23:51,682
Plus, look at it.

687
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,934
Isn't it the weirdest shaped
tooth you've ever seen?

688
00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:55,602
Okay, maybe not too close.
(GAGS)

689
00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:56,937
You can't handle the tooth!

690
00:23:57,104 --> 00:23:58,397
It was in my mouth, Tina!

691
00:23:58,564 --> 00:23:59,773
It's just, I think it's, like,

692
00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:01,650
against the law
for you to have that.

693
00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:03,053
Don't worry.
It's just a souvenir.

694
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:04,486
I'll keep it to myself.

695
00:24:04,570 --> 00:24:05,571
Check it, people.

696
00:24:05,654 --> 00:24:07,281
- A dead man's tooth.
- (ALL GASP)

697
00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:08,824
And she's showing
the whole school.

698
00:24:08,991 --> 00:24:10,784
I went down
to the sinkhole at night,

699
00:24:10,868 --> 00:24:13,078
found a skeleton,
this tooth fell in my mouth.

700
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,663
Did somebody say that's badass?

701
00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:16,373
Like the ultimate
dead man's drop?

702
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:18,292
I mean, I guess,
maybe, I don't know.

703
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:19,877
It was very dramatic,

704
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,587
- and we got it all on tape.
- Oh!

705
00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:23,231
But we gotta get it
transferred to a format

706
00:24:23,255 --> 00:24:24,575
that anyone else
in the world has.

707
00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:26,175
I think my dad has
that kinda player.

708
00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:27,634
This just looks like that kind.

709
00:24:27,718 --> 00:24:28,719
Questions?

710
00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:30,554
Oh, my God, Eli put his retainer

711
00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,097
on a chain and gave it to you?

712
00:24:32,264 --> 00:24:33,640
So romantic.

713
00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:35,727
Yeah, we're gonna be
summer boyfriend-girlfriend.

714
00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:37,245
JOCELYN: Wait, but doesn't he,
like, need it?

715
00:24:37,269 --> 00:24:38,329
TAMMY: What are you, a doctor?

716
00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:39,914
JOCELYN: I don't know.
TAMMY: Where's your pager?

717
00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:42,149
Hmm, maybe this is a good time
to bring this baby out.

718
00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:44,193
Cafeteria,
pretty magical setting.

719
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:47,279
Just gotta untangle it
a little bit,

720
00:24:47,446 --> 00:24:49,156
and then it's time
for that special moment.

721
00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:51,050
JIMMY JR.: Hey, Zeke, throw
a chicken nugget in my mouth.

722
00:24:51,074 --> 00:24:52,075
Okay.

723
00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:53,452
Ow. Throw it again.

724
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:54,703
Ow. Throw it again.

725
00:24:54,786 --> 00:24:55,847
God, he's still trying to catch

726
00:24:55,871 --> 00:24:57,098
that chicken nugget
in his mouth.

727
00:24:57,122 --> 00:24:58,242
His whole eighth grade year.

728
00:24:58,290 --> 00:25:00,143
- Ow. Throw it again.
- Should we just not do this?

729
00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:01,335
No, I wanna be able to say

730
00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:02,687
I caught a chicken nugget
in my mouth.

731
00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:03,712
More than anything.

732
00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:05,235
Otherwise,
this has all been a waste.

733
00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:06,858
I see your point.
We'll get you there.

734
00:25:06,882 --> 00:25:10,385
(SIGHS) Maybe now's not right.
He's got a lot going on.

735
00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:12,971
But still excited about this.
Whoo-hoo.

736
00:25:13,055 --> 00:25:15,390
And that's why I'm starting
my foundation, Sinkhole Kids.

737
00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:17,237
It's to help kids
who've been in sinkholes.

738
00:25:17,351 --> 00:25:19,144
It changes you.
Some people can't handle it.

739
00:25:19,311 --> 00:25:21,772
Fourth graders,
why are you not sitting down?

740
00:25:21,939 --> 00:25:22,940
Or are you sitting?

741
00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:24,543
It's hard to tell.
You're all so small.

742
00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:26,068
- Hey!
- Oh, Louise,

743
00:25:26,151 --> 00:25:27,337
I have been meaning to ask you,

744
00:25:27,361 --> 00:25:28,362
where'd you get your hat?

745
00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:30,045
I want to get one like that
for my niece.

746
00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:31,990
She's three
and she loves bunnies.

747
00:25:32,074 --> 00:25:33,554
- (CHLOE GIGGLING)
- Back off, Labonz.

748
00:25:33,617 --> 00:25:35,035
What? I'm trying
to cheer her up.

749
00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:36,995
Potty training's not going well.

750
00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:39,414
- (LOUISE GRUNTS)
- It's nasty.

751
00:25:40,207 --> 00:25:41,208
Oh, hello, Louise.

752
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:42,960
Did you have a nice,
nutritious meal?

753
00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:44,169
- (LOUISE GROWLS)
- (GASPS)

754
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:48,423
Stupid Chloe Barbash,
laughing. I'll laugh at her.

755
00:25:48,507 --> 00:25:49,627
She's not gonna laugh at me.

756
00:25:49,675 --> 00:25:50,676
- What?
- Nothing.

757
00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:53,262
Okay, uh, call me back.
Thank you. Bye.

758
00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:55,514
So, how many times is it okay

759
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:57,200
to call your landlord
and leave a message?

760
00:25:57,224 --> 00:25:58,475
Depends.
Does he like-like you?

761
00:25:58,642 --> 00:26:00,102
I still can't believe
we were livin'

762
00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:01,603
above a dead body
this whole time.

763
00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:02,813
I couldn't even tell.

764
00:26:02,896 --> 00:26:04,189
I wonder who the skeleton was.

765
00:26:04,356 --> 00:26:06,024
George Washington?

766
00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:08,193
I can't think
of any other dead people.

767
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,988
Well, whoever it was,
they were murdered to death,

768
00:26:11,154 --> 00:26:13,782
then buried to death
by a murderer-burier.

769
00:26:13,949 --> 00:26:15,534
And a Scorpio, probably.

770
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:16,845
I'm gonna call him
one more time.

771
00:26:16,869 --> 00:26:18,996
- (ALL PROTESTING)
- Easy, Bob, easy.

772
00:26:19,162 --> 00:26:20,372
Lin, we have to pay the bank.

773
00:26:20,539 --> 00:26:21,790
You shout that a lot now.

774
00:26:21,957 --> 00:26:23,077
We only have four days left.

775
00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,269
There's no way we can pay rent

776
00:26:24,293 --> 00:26:25,603
and come up
with the bank's money.

777
00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:26,729
We haven't sold any burgers.

778
00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:27,814
Teddy's had a lot of burgers.

779
00:26:27,838 --> 00:26:29,158
Right. We haven't sold
any burgers

780
00:26:29,214 --> 00:26:30,215
to someone besides Teddy.

781
00:26:30,299 --> 00:26:32,277
Oh, my God. Look it. They're
talking about our hole.

782
00:26:32,301 --> 00:26:33,302
{\an8}<i>The skeleton discovered</i>

783
00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:35,053
{\an8}<i>earlier this morning
under Ocean Avenue</i>

784
00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:36,138
<i>has been identified</i>

785
00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:38,182
<i>as missing Wonder Wharf
employee, Daniel Deangelo,</i>

786
00:26:38,348 --> 00:26:41,226
<i>widely known to park customers
as Cotton Candy Dan.</i>

787
00:26:41,393 --> 00:26:42,394
Cotton Candy Dan?

788
00:26:42,477 --> 00:26:43,621
Is that the guy
who sold corndogs?

789
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:44,646
Mom, shush.

790
00:26:44,730 --> 00:26:46,130
<i>Police sources tell
Channel Six news</i>

791
00:26:46,190 --> 00:26:48,984
<i>that a suspect is being taken
into custody tonight.</i>

792
00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:51,403
A-ha! There you go.
They have a suspect.

793
00:26:51,570 --> 00:26:54,198
Now they'll un-crime scene
our hole and fill it in.

794
00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:56,241
And Mr. Fischoeder
will call us back too,

795
00:26:56,408 --> 00:26:58,052
and he'll tell us
we can slide on the rent,

796
00:26:58,076 --> 00:26:59,369
and we'll be on easy street.

797
00:26:59,453 --> 00:27:01,496
If easy street
had a big hole in it, huh?

798
00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:03,081
(SIGHS) Maybe you're right.

799
00:27:03,165 --> 00:27:04,445
Sorry. Sorry,
I was freaking out.

800
00:27:04,499 --> 00:27:05,501
Sorry, everybody.

801
00:27:05,584 --> 00:27:07,395
<i>Something's just come in.
This is breaking news.</i>

802
00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:09,254
<i>Wonder Wharf owner,
Calvin Fischoeder,</i>

803
00:27:09,338 --> 00:27:10,464
<i>has been arrested</i>

804
00:27:10,631 --> 00:27:11,882
<i>and charged with the murder</i>

805
00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:13,800
<i>- of Cotton Candy Dan.
</i>- (ALL GASP)

806
00:27:13,884 --> 00:27:15,177
- What the...
- Oh, my God.

807
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:16,261
Okay, that's not good.

808
00:27:16,345 --> 00:27:17,447
<i>We now go live
to police headquarters.</i>

809
00:27:17,471 --> 00:27:18,615
{\an8}REPORTER: <i>Mr. Fischoeder,
do you have</i>

810
00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:19,782
{\an8}<i>any comments for us
at this time?</i>

811
00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,099
{\an8}<i>I haven't killed any carnies.</i>

812
00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:22,744
{\an8}<i>There. I think that clears
everything up.</i>

813
00:27:22,768 --> 00:27:23,977
{\an8}<i>I refer all further questions</i>

814
00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:25,270
{\an8}<i>to my personal attorney</i>

815
00:27:25,354 --> 00:27:26,789
{\an8}<i>and personal cousin,
Grover Fischoeder.</i>

816
00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:28,690
{\an8}<i>My client is innocent
and we're gonna prove it.</i>

817
00:27:28,774 --> 00:27:30,567
{\an8}<i>Yeah, sure,
a bullet from my brother's gun</i>

818
00:27:30,651 --> 00:27:32,337
{\an8}<i>- was found in the guy's body.
- Uh...</i> (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

819
00:27:32,361 --> 00:27:33,796
{\an8}FELIX: <i>And sure, a lot of
people heard him yelling,</i>

820
00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:34,881
{\an8}<i>"I'm going to kill you, carnie,</i>

821
00:27:34,905 --> 00:27:35,965
{\an8}<i>"and I'm going to bury your body</i>

822
00:27:35,989 --> 00:27:37,269
{\an8}<i>"where no one can find it."
Sure.</i>

823
00:27:37,324 --> 00:27:38,593
{\an8}- GROVER: <i>Uh... Yeah.
- But who among us</i>

824
00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:39,993
{\an8}<i>hasn't said those exact words</i>

825
00:27:40,077 --> 00:27:42,077
{\an8}<i>while gambling with carnies
on a stormy night, huh?</i>

826
00:27:42,204 --> 00:27:44,206
{\an8}<i>Uh, no one.
We've all said those words.</i>

827
00:27:44,665 --> 00:27:47,543
(SIGHS) Maybe we'll be
his one phone call?

828
00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:48,627
Oh, the weather.

829
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:50,030
(FORECASTER SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY)

830
00:27:52,548 --> 00:27:54,800
TEDDY: Hey, Wharfiversary
stuff's still going on.

831
00:27:54,967 --> 00:27:56,718
I heard they're doing
half-priced rides

832
00:27:56,802 --> 00:27:57,886
and free popcorn.

833
00:27:57,970 --> 00:27:59,471
Yeah, kinda busy out there.

834
00:27:59,555 --> 00:28:01,765
TEDDY: Hmm, people do not seem
to mind going to a park

835
00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:02,850
owned by a murderer.

836
00:28:02,933 --> 00:28:04,573
LINDA: If only we could get
to the people.

837
00:28:04,643 --> 00:28:06,436
Why can't restaurants
move around, you know?

838
00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:08,146
- Just hop over the hole.
- Huh.

839
00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:09,624
Why can't buildings
have little legs?

840
00:28:09,648 --> 00:28:10,691
That'd be cute. Yeah.

841
00:28:10,858 --> 00:28:11,900
Or motors, and wheels?

842
00:28:11,984 --> 00:28:12,985
That's cars.

843
00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:14,194
Oh, yeah. That's cars.

844
00:28:14,278 --> 00:28:17,072
(DRAWLING) Oh, God.

845
00:28:17,489 --> 00:28:20,200
Oh, no.

846
00:28:20,868 --> 00:28:22,828
- Oh, boy.
- Is Dad okay?

847
00:28:22,995 --> 00:28:24,872
Oh, no.

848
00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:27,833
- Oh, no, no, no.
- LINDA: Um...

849
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,085
Dad, I don't wanna stop
your flow,

850
00:28:30,169 --> 00:28:31,837
but can you pass the pilaf?

851
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,714
- Oh, God.
- That's butter.

852
00:28:33,797 --> 00:28:35,132
You know what? Butter's better.

853
00:28:35,215 --> 00:28:38,218
(CONTINUES DRAWLING) Oh, no.

854
00:28:38,302 --> 00:28:39,970
How you doin' there, big guy?

855
00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:41,054
(SIGHS) I don't know.

856
00:28:41,138 --> 00:28:42,178
I mean, I held it together

857
00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:43,324
in front of the kids
during dinner,

858
00:28:43,348 --> 00:28:44,391
but I'm really worried.

859
00:28:44,558 --> 00:28:45,851
Oh, yeah? I couldn't tell.

860
00:28:45,934 --> 00:28:48,228
It's just our landlord's
gonna go to prison.

861
00:28:48,312 --> 00:28:49,771
The bank's gonna
call in our loan,

862
00:28:49,855 --> 00:28:51,499
and then they'll take
our restaurant stuff,

863
00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:53,400
and we will live in a box
on the street.

864
00:28:53,483 --> 00:28:54,544
This is what's gonna happen.

865
00:28:54,568 --> 00:28:56,987
Oh, Bob, I need you.
The kids need you.

866
00:28:57,154 --> 00:28:58,715
What do you mean?
You and the kids need me

867
00:28:58,739 --> 00:28:59,823
to not go out of business.

868
00:28:59,990 --> 00:29:02,743
No. Going out of business
down there is not as bad

869
00:29:02,910 --> 00:29:04,578
as going out of business
in there.

870
00:29:04,745 --> 00:29:06,163
My soft pec?

871
00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:07,372
No, your heart.

872
00:29:07,456 --> 00:29:09,458
Look, I know
you're Droopy Bob right now.

873
00:29:09,625 --> 00:29:11,585
But you know who else
is in there? Dreamy Bob.

874
00:29:11,752 --> 00:29:12,937
The guy who wanted to open
a restaurant

875
00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:14,004
in the first place,

876
00:29:14,087 --> 00:29:15,255
<i>slap his name on it,</i>

877
00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:18,258
<i>make cuckoo crazy burgers
with wild ingredients.</i>

878
00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:19,551
<i>A new one every day.</i>

879
00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:21,470
I did not say
"cuckoo crazy" burgers.

880
00:29:21,553 --> 00:29:22,554
I would not say that.

881
00:29:22,638 --> 00:29:24,278
You know what I mean.
Super funky burgers.

882
00:29:24,306 --> 00:29:25,974
Well, no matter what I said,

883
00:29:26,058 --> 00:29:28,101
I think that maybe
Dreamy Bob is dumb

884
00:29:28,268 --> 00:29:30,687
and Droopy Bob just kinda
sees things the way they are.

885
00:29:30,854 --> 00:29:32,373
You know what you gotta do
to Droopy Bob?

886
00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:33,398
Um, what?

887
00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:34,751
You gotta punch him
in the nuts, like this.

888
00:29:34,775 --> 00:29:36,276
- Ow!
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.

889
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,338
But you know what I'm saying.
It's like a metaphor.

890
00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:39,530
- Like this.
- Ow!

891
00:29:39,613 --> 00:29:41,990
Stop! It's not a metaphor
if you actually do it.

892
00:29:42,074 --> 00:29:43,075
Yes, it is.

893
00:29:43,158 --> 00:29:44,576
I'm going to sleep.
Good night.

894
00:29:44,743 --> 00:29:45,869
And, hey, who knows,

895
00:29:45,953 --> 00:29:47,579
maybe Mr. Fischoeder
is innocent.

896
00:29:47,663 --> 00:29:49,665
He gets out, we put that wink
in the bank.

897
00:29:49,748 --> 00:29:52,251
I don't know if he's innocent,
but he is going to prison.

898
00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:53,752
Well, at least
the other prisoners

899
00:29:53,836 --> 00:29:55,087
will like his eye patch.

900
00:29:55,254 --> 00:29:56,454
That's a good look for prison.

901
00:29:56,505 --> 00:29:58,590
You know, conversation starter.

902
00:29:58,674 --> 00:30:01,051
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

903
00:30:05,514 --> 00:30:07,516
Bye, kids. Have fun at school.

904
00:30:07,683 --> 00:30:10,018
Gene, I hope we do okay
on that math homework.

905
00:30:10,185 --> 00:30:12,187
I was really wingin' it. Four.

906
00:30:12,271 --> 00:30:14,147
I hope so too. Good guess.

907
00:30:15,232 --> 00:30:16,233
(GENE AND TINA YELP)

908
00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:17,776
All right.
Emergency kid meeting.

909
00:30:17,943 --> 00:30:19,027
What? Now? Here?

910
00:30:19,111 --> 00:30:20,112
Yeah, we gotta talk.

911
00:30:20,279 --> 00:30:22,114
Outdoor, before school,
emergency kid meeting?

912
00:30:22,197 --> 00:30:23,383
Is this about
whatever's going on

913
00:30:23,407 --> 00:30:24,509
with Tina's bangs right now?

914
00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:26,010
I've been wanting to fix them
all morning.

915
00:30:26,034 --> 00:30:27,394
- Wait, what?
- LOUISE: No, listen.

916
00:30:27,536 --> 00:30:29,056
I heard Mom and Dad
talking last night.

917
00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:30,622
The restaurant
is in big trouble.

918
00:30:30,789 --> 00:30:32,791
- Boy trouble? Girl trouble?
- All the trouble.

919
00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:34,543
Mr. Fischoeder
can't go to prison.

920
00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:36,378
If he does,
Mom and Dad won't be able

921
00:30:36,461 --> 00:30:38,172
to pay the bank,
and then that's it.

922
00:30:38,338 --> 00:30:39,381
No more restaurant.

923
00:30:39,548 --> 00:30:41,234
And what are we gonna do
with Mom and Dad after school

924
00:30:41,258 --> 00:30:42,458
if there's no more restaurant?

925
00:30:42,509 --> 00:30:43,778
- Huh.
- Sign them up for sports?

926
00:30:43,802 --> 00:30:44,845
But the good news is,

927
00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:47,306
I think Mr. Fischoeder
is innocent.

928
00:30:47,472 --> 00:30:49,683
Innocent? But what about
how guilty he is?

929
00:30:49,766 --> 00:30:51,810
Well, why was he so relaxed
about that hole?

930
00:30:51,894 --> 00:30:54,271
If you had buried a guy
in that exact spot,

931
00:30:54,354 --> 00:30:56,857
wouldn't you be a little more
anxious to fill it in?

932
00:30:57,024 --> 00:30:58,859
Or at least go sneak
that sucker out of there

933
00:30:58,942 --> 00:31:00,142
and stick them somewhere else?

934
00:31:00,194 --> 00:31:02,112
Like how you re-hide
your journal every night?

935
00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:03,405
No, I don't.

936
00:31:03,572 --> 00:31:04,656
So, here's the plan.

937
00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:05,782
We need to skip school...

938
00:31:05,866 --> 00:31:06,867
- No.
- Yes.

939
00:31:06,950 --> 00:31:08,952
We need to gather evidence,
talk to witnesses.

940
00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:10,037
We need to start now.

941
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,222
But, Louise, if you don't think

942
00:31:11,246 --> 00:31:12,706
Mr. Fischoeder did it,
who did?

943
00:31:12,873 --> 00:31:13,874
Here's what I'm thinking.

944
00:31:13,957 --> 00:31:15,918
This was actually a beef
between two carnies.

945
00:31:16,084 --> 00:31:17,503
- Beef con carnie.
- LOUISE: Mm-hmm.

946
00:31:17,586 --> 00:31:19,105
You get your hands
on Fischoeder's gun,

947
00:31:19,129 --> 00:31:20,964
you settle your score
with Cotton Candy Dan,

948
00:31:21,048 --> 00:31:22,233
you just got away with murder.

949
00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:23,717
So, what do we do
with that theory?

950
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,219
Turn it into a graphic novel.

951
00:31:25,385 --> 00:31:27,179
LOUISE: No, we go talk
to our old pal Mickey.

952
00:31:27,346 --> 00:31:28,347
He's a carnie now.

953
00:31:28,430 --> 00:31:30,057
He probably knows
all the carnie gossip.

954
00:31:30,224 --> 00:31:31,704
And I brought all the gear
we'll need.

955
00:31:31,808 --> 00:31:33,310
Snacks, gum, night light.

956
00:31:33,477 --> 00:31:34,520
Oh, snacks. I'm in.

957
00:31:34,686 --> 00:31:36,406
- Night light?
- Yeah. In case it gets dark.

958
00:31:36,438 --> 00:31:38,291
I thought we were doing this
during school time.

959
00:31:38,315 --> 00:31:39,709
I don't know
why I mentioned the light.

960
00:31:39,733 --> 00:31:41,443
Let's just get our bikes,
shall we?

961
00:31:41,527 --> 00:31:44,196
(SIGHS) Fine. I did forget
to do a bunch of homework.

962
00:31:44,363 --> 00:31:46,615
Great. So, we have to get past
the back door

963
00:31:46,698 --> 00:31:47,898
without Mom and Dad seeing us.

964
00:31:48,033 --> 00:31:50,619
Stay low, follow my lead.
Try to look like alley trash.

965
00:31:50,786 --> 00:31:52,287
GENE: Or raccoon poop.

966
00:31:52,371 --> 00:31:54,373
(JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING)

967
00:32:00,504 --> 00:32:01,731
(WHISPERS)
We did that really well.

968
00:32:01,755 --> 00:32:03,298
All right.
Save Mr. Fischoeder,

969
00:32:03,382 --> 00:32:04,925
save the restaurant,
solve a murder.

970
00:32:05,092 --> 00:32:06,927
On three. One, two, three.

971
00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:08,095
ALL: Save Mr. Fischoeder,

972
00:32:08,178 --> 00:32:09,447
save the restaurant,
solve a murder.

973
00:32:09,471 --> 00:32:11,241
And prove we're not babies,
and Chloe Barbash is dumb.

974
00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:12,432
Okay, let's move.

975
00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:15,394
This is how <i>Law and Order
</i>should start. Every time.

976
00:32:17,271 --> 00:32:18,711
LOUISE: Hi,
we're looking for Mickey.

977
00:32:18,856 --> 00:32:20,083
- Mickey?
- LOUISE: Yeah. Mickey.

978
00:32:20,107 --> 00:32:22,526
Brown hair, used to rob banks,
nice guy. Works here now.

979
00:32:22,693 --> 00:32:24,736
No, I know Mickey.
He owes me three seventy-five.

980
00:32:25,404 --> 00:32:27,114
- Dollars?
- And seventy-five.

981
00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:28,866
- Cents?
- Yeah, cents.

982
00:32:28,949 --> 00:32:30,260
LOUISE: Where is he working
today? Scream-i-cane?

983
00:32:30,284 --> 00:32:31,577
Ah, he's off till second shift.

984
00:32:31,660 --> 00:32:32,720
Do you know where he lives?

985
00:32:32,744 --> 00:32:35,025
We could probably remind him
about the three seventy-five?

986
00:32:35,163 --> 00:32:36,623
He lives in Carniapolis.

987
00:32:36,707 --> 00:32:38,267
Most of the carnies
live in Carniapolis.

988
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,334
That makes sense.

989
00:32:39,418 --> 00:32:40,669
Where is Carniapolis?

990
00:32:40,752 --> 00:32:41,855
Hang a left
at the old dog food building.

991
00:32:41,879 --> 00:32:42,880
But don't go there.

992
00:32:42,963 --> 00:32:44,357
- Don't go there?
- The dog food building?

993
00:32:44,381 --> 00:32:45,501
Yeah, down past the stadium.

994
00:32:45,549 --> 00:32:47,735
You'll smell it, then go left.
But seriously, don't go there.

995
00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:49,612
Uh, is there a reason you keep
saying, "Don't go there"?

996
00:32:49,636 --> 00:32:50,989
- Because you shouldn't.
- Okey do key.

997
00:32:51,013 --> 00:32:53,182
Just wanted to clarify,
but, um, why should we...

998
00:32:53,265 --> 00:32:54,516
Hi, is the park open?

999
00:32:54,683 --> 00:32:56,843
No, I'm just here 'cause
I'm trapped inside this booth.

1000
00:32:56,894 --> 00:32:59,479
Yes, we're open.
All rides half off today.

1001
00:32:59,646 --> 00:33:00,814
The only crime would be

1002
00:33:00,898 --> 00:33:03,150
to not take advantage
of these prices.

1003
00:33:04,109 --> 00:33:06,236
Okay, new sign.
I think this is the one.

1004
00:33:06,403 --> 00:33:08,947
- "We have a 'hole' new look."
- BOB: Mm.

1005
00:33:09,031 --> 00:33:10,449
"Come on in through the alley.

1006
00:33:10,532 --> 00:33:12,910
"It's not weird.
Love, Linda and Bob."

1007
00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:14,703
BOB: I guess
that's professional.

1008
00:33:14,870 --> 00:33:17,080
"P.S., alley smells like pee,
restaurant is fine."

1009
00:33:17,164 --> 00:33:18,332
(MAN SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)

1010
00:33:18,415 --> 00:33:19,708
Oh, Bob. Dirt.

1011
00:33:19,875 --> 00:33:21,168
- BOB: Dirt?
- Dirt.

1012
00:33:21,251 --> 00:33:22,669
BOB: (GRUNTS) I'm getting up.

1013
00:33:23,545 --> 00:33:25,547
Oh, dirt. They're gonna
fill in the hole.

1014
00:33:25,714 --> 00:33:27,466
LINDA: Yeah. Look at them.

1015
00:33:28,926 --> 00:33:30,260
LINDA: (GASPS) Uh...

1016
00:33:30,802 --> 00:33:32,763
- Where are they going?
- BOB: They are leaving.

1017
00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:33,990
LINDA: And they're
leaving the dirt?

1018
00:33:34,014 --> 00:33:35,214
BOB: They are
leaving the dirt.

1019
00:33:35,307 --> 00:33:37,726
Do we put it in ourselves, or...

1020
00:33:37,893 --> 00:33:39,520
They probably have
someone else coming.

1021
00:33:39,603 --> 00:33:41,480
- A dirt installer?
- Mm.

1022
00:33:41,563 --> 00:33:43,315
It's nice.
It's like a little mountain.

1023
00:33:43,482 --> 00:33:45,692
I don't like it. I think
it should be in the hole.

1024
00:33:45,776 --> 00:33:48,820
- LINDA: Mm.
- Bob. Linda. Come. Come see.

1025
00:33:49,446 --> 00:33:50,447
Uh...

1026
00:33:50,531 --> 00:33:53,784
{\an8}(IMITATES FANFARE) I call it
the Mobile Bob Burger Mobile.

1027
00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:55,661
{\an8}So, you can sell burgers
in the street.

1028
00:33:55,827 --> 00:33:57,788
{\an8}You could go anywhere.
Hot street meat.

1029
00:33:57,955 --> 00:34:00,582
It's my grill from home,
but I upgraded the wheels,

1030
00:34:00,666 --> 00:34:02,793
and I put these bars on it
so you can move it.

1031
00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:04,854
- LINDA: Oh, wow. Uh-huh.
- It's got a cooler for drinks.

1032
00:34:04,878 --> 00:34:06,105
- Got a little umbrella here.
- Ah!

1033
00:34:06,129 --> 00:34:07,965
{\an8}You got a place to keep buns
and toppings.

1034
00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:10,007
{\an8}I figure, you grill,
Linda serves,

1035
00:34:10,092 --> 00:34:11,318
{\an8}and I'll push it around for you.

1036
00:34:11,342 --> 00:34:13,554
{\an8}So, I'll be there
the whole time with you guys,

1037
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,013
{\an8}keeping the banter going,

1038
00:34:15,097 --> 00:34:16,681
{\an8}being part of
each other's lives.

1039
00:34:16,849 --> 00:34:18,433
{\an8}You know, laughing,
loving, learning.

1040
00:34:18,516 --> 00:34:19,518
Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.

1041
00:34:19,601 --> 00:34:21,978
It's so nice of you
to do this. But we...

1042
00:34:22,062 --> 00:34:24,106
we don't have a license
to sell food on the street.

1043
00:34:24,188 --> 00:34:25,190
We could get fined.

1044
00:34:25,274 --> 00:34:26,440
(CHUCKLES) Nah.

1045
00:34:26,525 --> 00:34:27,751
I'll keep an eye out
for the cops.

1046
00:34:27,775 --> 00:34:28,920
- I don't think we can...
- LINDA: I love it.

1047
00:34:28,944 --> 00:34:30,344
- Wait, what'd you say?
- I love it.

1048
00:34:30,404 --> 00:34:31,881
Right? You can't get
the people to your burgers,

1049
00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:33,197
you bring the burgers to them.

1050
00:34:33,282 --> 00:34:35,242
(SIGHS) I feel like
we're just skipping over

1051
00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:36,760
my "we don't have a license"
comment.

1052
00:34:36,784 --> 00:34:39,204
Oh, come on, Bob.
It's not a law, right?

1053
00:34:39,371 --> 00:34:40,722
It's like I'm supposed
to wear a hairnet

1054
00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:42,426
when I work in the kitchen,
but I never do.

1055
00:34:42,498 --> 00:34:44,218
That's a law. Also a law.
They're both laws.

1056
00:34:44,251 --> 00:34:45,252
Bob, we have to sell

1057
00:34:45,335 --> 00:34:46,563
- some burgers today, right?
- Yes.

1058
00:34:46,587 --> 00:34:47,896
LINDA: We got four days
to pay the bank.

1059
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,630
- That's true.
- Come on.

1060
00:34:49,797 --> 00:34:51,632
Okay, fine. But only because
we're desperate.

1061
00:34:51,717 --> 00:34:52,717
This place can't close.

1062
00:34:52,801 --> 00:34:54,279
I can't live
if livin' is without you.

1063
00:34:54,303 --> 00:34:56,054
- Teddy. I said we could do it.
- Oh, good.

1064
00:34:56,138 --> 00:34:57,723
Let's light this sucker up, huh?

1065
00:34:57,890 --> 00:34:59,433
- You got it.
- (ALL YELP)

1066
00:34:59,516 --> 00:35:00,767
No problem. No problem.

1067
00:35:00,934 --> 00:35:02,269
Just gotta check the gas line.

1068
00:35:02,352 --> 00:35:04,205
Might have had it up
a little bit high. (CHUCKLES)

1069
00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:06,190
You guys meet me back here
with some ground beef,

1070
00:35:06,356 --> 00:35:07,436
and some comfortable shoes,

1071
00:35:07,566 --> 00:35:09,026
and maybe an apron for me

1072
00:35:09,109 --> 00:35:10,253
so we all kinda have a uniform.

1073
00:35:10,277 --> 00:35:11,570
Oh, that gives me an idea.

1074
00:35:11,653 --> 00:35:13,381
Bob, I gotta go up
to the apartment real quick.

1075
00:35:13,405 --> 00:35:15,091
- Be right back.
- Okay, Bob, grab your meat.

1076
00:35:15,115 --> 00:35:16,176
Please don't shout that at me.

1077
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,760
Right, right.
(WHISPERS) Grab your meat.

1078
00:35:18,535 --> 00:35:21,788
Smells like the most stuff
you can grind up to make food.

1079
00:35:21,872 --> 00:35:23,498
TINA: Oh, look,
that was their slogan.

1080
00:35:23,582 --> 00:35:24,583
GENE: Huh.

1081
00:35:25,918 --> 00:35:28,086
TINA: This doesn't look right.
No one lives here.

1082
00:35:28,253 --> 00:35:30,130
GENE: I don't know why.
It's beautiful.

1083
00:35:30,214 --> 00:35:31,340
(INDISTINCT YELLING)

1084
00:35:31,423 --> 00:35:32,674
LOUISE: Whoa, you hear that?

1085
00:35:32,758 --> 00:35:34,426
TINA: Huh. They sound cranky.

1086
00:35:34,593 --> 00:35:36,154
LOUISE: Let's check it out.
TINA: Oh, okay.

1087
00:35:36,178 --> 00:35:37,221
I miss school.

1088
00:35:37,304 --> 00:35:39,723
I'm feeling suddenly
like I love fractions.

1089
00:35:39,890 --> 00:35:41,808
TINA: Yeah, I wanna learn
about photosynthesis

1090
00:35:41,892 --> 00:35:43,310
so badly right now.

1091
00:35:44,436 --> 00:35:45,729
If this is Carniapolis,

1092
00:35:45,896 --> 00:35:46,936
maybe we shouldn't disturb

1093
00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:49,233
their scary sounding
carnie time?

1094
00:35:49,399 --> 00:35:51,818
I mean, it's a little like
they're deciding who to shiv

1095
00:35:51,985 --> 00:35:54,297
and if they see us, they'll be
like, "Oh, let's shiv them."

1096
00:35:54,321 --> 00:35:56,448
But you know, maybe not.

1097
00:35:56,907 --> 00:35:58,909
(INDISTINCT YELLING
CONTINUES)

1098
00:35:58,992 --> 00:36:01,203
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)

1099
00:36:03,038 --> 00:36:05,374
TINA: Are they playing a game
with duckies?

1100
00:36:05,541 --> 00:36:06,667
GENE: Adorably?

1101
00:36:06,834 --> 00:36:09,002
Lucky ducky. Lucky ducky.
Damn.

1102
00:36:09,169 --> 00:36:10,546
- Kids.
- Hi, Mickey.

1103
00:36:10,629 --> 00:36:11,672
How's it going?

1104
00:36:11,755 --> 00:36:13,274
You here to buy drugs?
You don't buy drugs.

1105
00:36:13,298 --> 00:36:14,675
I can't even swallow pills.

1106
00:36:14,842 --> 00:36:16,069
We have to hide them
in his food.

1107
00:36:16,093 --> 00:36:18,887
We, uh, wanted to ask you
some questions.

1108
00:36:19,054 --> 00:36:20,055
Mickey, your turn.

1109
00:36:20,222 --> 00:36:21,306
Oh. Can you skip me?

1110
00:36:21,473 --> 00:36:23,684
We play lucky ducks,
but we play carnie rules.

1111
00:36:23,851 --> 00:36:24,893
TINA: Seems fun.

1112
00:36:25,060 --> 00:36:26,812
There's more beer and yelling

1113
00:36:26,895 --> 00:36:28,647
than when kids play it
at Wonder Wharf.

1114
00:36:28,814 --> 00:36:30,774
Yeah, well, we're toasting
Cotton Candy Dan.

1115
00:36:30,941 --> 00:36:32,359
That's why we're also gambling

1116
00:36:32,526 --> 00:36:35,153
and pushing each other
and punching each other.

1117
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,281
The first shift folks
made a nice little memorial

1118
00:36:37,447 --> 00:36:38,949
to put on the pier
in his old spot.

1119
00:36:39,116 --> 00:36:42,327
And us second shift folks
are, uh, doing this.

1120
00:36:42,411 --> 00:36:43,412
Uh-huh.

1121
00:36:43,495 --> 00:36:44,722
- (WHISPERS) Just ask him.
- (WHISPERS) I will.

1122
00:36:44,746 --> 00:36:45,789
But pretty soon, right?

1123
00:36:45,873 --> 00:36:47,141
Give me a second.
I can't just say,

1124
00:36:47,165 --> 00:36:49,668
"Hey, Mickey, which carnie
killed Cotton Candy Dan?"

1125
00:36:49,751 --> 00:36:50,752
Wait, did you say,

1126
00:36:50,836 --> 00:36:52,671
"Which carnie killed
Cotton Candy Dan?"

1127
00:36:53,589 --> 00:36:55,299
(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)

1128
00:36:55,382 --> 00:36:57,022
LOUISE: It did sound
like that, didn't it?

1129
00:36:57,134 --> 00:36:58,760
You come in to Carniapolis

1130
00:36:58,927 --> 00:37:01,388
and accuse a carnie
of killing another carnie?

1131
00:37:01,471 --> 00:37:02,699
I think that's right.
Is that right?

1132
00:37:02,723 --> 00:37:03,974
You know, it's bad enough

1133
00:37:04,057 --> 00:37:05,457
that Mr. Fischoeder
kills one of us,

1134
00:37:05,601 --> 00:37:07,644
which is bad boss alert,
am I right?

1135
00:37:07,728 --> 00:37:09,980
- Yeah.
- But to throw it back on us?

1136
00:37:10,189 --> 00:37:11,732
Hey, hey, they're just kids.

1137
00:37:11,899 --> 00:37:14,568
Kid cops. Little kid cops.
They have those, you know?

1138
00:37:14,735 --> 00:37:17,154
For going into small spaces
and hiding in boxes.

1139
00:37:17,237 --> 00:37:18,405
Nah, I know these guys.

1140
00:37:18,572 --> 00:37:20,383
They're not cops.
They're little burger babies.

1141
00:37:20,407 --> 00:37:22,284
- (LOUISE GROWLS)
- Maybe don't use that word.

1142
00:37:22,367 --> 00:37:24,036
What? "Burger"? Sorry.
Meat patties?

1143
00:37:24,119 --> 00:37:25,245
It's just too much.

1144
00:37:25,412 --> 00:37:27,831
First Fischoeder kills
Cotton Candy Dan, now this?

1145
00:37:27,998 --> 00:37:29,708
I may have a tattoo of a dagger

1146
00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:31,710
stabbing a heart
going up into his skull

1147
00:37:31,877 --> 00:37:34,421
and it says "dead inside,"
but I have feelings, you know?

1148
00:37:34,588 --> 00:37:37,382
(SINGING) <i>Some lucky ducks
get all the luck</i>

1149
00:37:37,549 --> 00:37:39,426
<i>Some break their backs
to make a buck</i>

1150
00:37:39,593 --> 00:37:40,987
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
<i>- And sure, we are a bunch</i>

1151
00:37:41,011 --> 00:37:43,472
<i>Of shady criminal-ish
gents and ladies</i>

1152
00:37:43,639 --> 00:37:45,349
<i>-But we did our time
-Yeah</i>

1153
00:37:45,516 --> 00:37:47,518
<i>-We paid for our crimes
-Well,</i> most of us.

1154
00:37:47,601 --> 00:37:48,977
<i>And our misdemeanors</i>

1155
00:37:49,144 --> 00:37:51,230
<i>Now we sell fried dough
and wieners</i>

1156
00:37:51,396 --> 00:37:55,234
<i>Even though we're
kinda sketchy gals and fellas</i>

1157
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,110
<i>Doesn't mean that Fischoeder</i>

1158
00:37:57,194 --> 00:37:59,279
<i>-Can go and kill us
-Uh-uh!</i>

1159
00:37:59,363 --> 00:38:01,031
<i>Working here can really be</i>

1160
00:38:01,114 --> 00:38:02,991
<i>-A roller coaster
</i>-CARNIE: Hup!

1161
00:38:03,075 --> 00:38:04,701
<i>One day you're cleaning vomit</i>

1162
00:38:04,785 --> 00:38:07,079
<i>Next you're on a missing poster</i>

1163
00:38:07,246 --> 00:38:09,122
<i>It's such a drag</i>

1164
00:38:09,289 --> 00:38:11,083
<i>To have a boss</i>

1165
00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:13,377
<i>-Who pays you bad
-Who pays us bad</i>

1166
00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:14,586
<i>Then bumps you off</i>

1167
00:38:15,254 --> 00:38:17,089
<i>Some lucky ducks</i>

1168
00:38:17,256 --> 00:38:19,132
<i>-Get all the luck
-Oh, yes, they do</i>

1169
00:38:19,299 --> 00:38:21,093
<i>-But that's not us
</i>-No, sir.

1170
00:38:21,260 --> 00:38:23,095
<i>-Unlucky schmucks
</i>-Sing it.

1171
00:38:23,262 --> 00:38:24,346
<i>It really stinks</i>

1172
00:38:24,429 --> 00:38:26,515
- (GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY)
<i>- It really sucks</i>

1173
00:38:26,682 --> 00:38:30,811
<i>So we'll just play
our lucky ducks</i>

1174
00:38:30,978 --> 00:38:32,688
Cool. Have fun with that.

1175
00:38:32,855 --> 00:38:34,273
Should we get going?

1176
00:38:34,439 --> 00:38:36,316
(SINGING) <i>Some lucky ducks
get all the luck</i>

1177
00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:38,527
<i>You've said your piece,
now listen up</i>

1178
00:38:38,694 --> 00:38:40,320
<i>To me, your life,
it seems just fine</i>

1179
00:38:40,404 --> 00:38:42,739
<i>You think that's bad?
Try being nine</i>

1180
00:38:42,906 --> 00:38:46,618
<i>The other day,
things got real crazy</i>

1181
00:38:46,785 --> 00:38:49,913
<i>A girl at school
called me a baby</i>

1182
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,206
- (ALL GASP)
- What?

1183
00:38:51,290 --> 00:38:52,291
Yeah.

1184
00:38:52,499 --> 00:38:56,211
<i>Even though I'm small,
well, I can tell you for sure</i>

1185
00:38:56,378 --> 00:38:57,629
<i>I'm gonna be the one</i>

1186
00:38:57,713 --> 00:39:00,257
<i>That solves this frickin' murder</i>

1187
00:39:00,424 --> 00:39:02,467
<i>I know you all think
Fischoeder's the one</i>

1188
00:39:02,551 --> 00:39:03,886
<i>Who did it</i>

1189
00:39:04,052 --> 00:39:08,390
<i>But I will find the evidence
to get him acquitted</i>

1190
00:39:08,557 --> 00:39:10,392
<i>-I'm just a kid
</i>-ALL: <i>It's such a drag</i>

1191
00:39:10,475 --> 00:39:12,394
<i>-That's what they say
-To have a boss</i>

1192
00:39:12,477 --> 00:39:14,313
<i>-Now run along
-Who pays you bad</i>

1193
00:39:14,479 --> 00:39:16,273
<i>-Now go and play
-Then bumps you off</i>

1194
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,233
<i>-Some lucky ducks
-It really stinks</i>

1195
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,235
<i>-Get all the luck
-It really sucks</i>

1196
00:39:20,402 --> 00:39:22,279
<i>-Until I show
-So we'll just play</i>

1197
00:39:22,446 --> 00:39:24,656
<i>-Them what is what
-Our lucky ducks</i>

1198
00:39:25,115 --> 00:39:27,159
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)

1199
00:39:27,242 --> 00:39:28,452
<i>I'm gonna show them</i>

1200
00:39:28,535 --> 00:39:31,246
<i>-All what I can do
</i>-(CARNIES VOCALIZING)

1201
00:39:31,413 --> 00:39:35,083
<i>Gonna show 'em
I'm much braver than what you</i>

1202
00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:38,170
<i>Think that I am, even though I'm small</i>

1203
00:39:38,337 --> 00:39:42,799
<i>No matter whatever, gonna show you all</i>

1204
00:39:43,592 --> 00:39:44,861
LOUISE: Come on.
We don't need their help.

1205
00:39:44,885 --> 00:39:46,386
TINA: Have a nice day.

1206
00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:48,222
See, they're not cops.

1207
00:39:48,388 --> 00:39:50,557
Cops don't dance around
like that.

1208
00:39:50,641 --> 00:39:52,559
They dance like this.
(GRUNTS)

1209
00:39:52,976 --> 00:39:54,978
LOUISE: (SCOFFS)
More like Carni-crapolis.

1210
00:39:55,062 --> 00:39:56,063
GENE: I liked it.

1211
00:39:56,146 --> 00:39:57,790
I think I'm gonna have
my next birthday party there.

1212
00:39:57,814 --> 00:39:58,815
TINA: Oh, good idea.

1213
00:39:58,899 --> 00:40:00,609
Yeah, the theme's gonna be
"disgruntled."

1214
00:40:00,692 --> 00:40:01,735
That's nice.

1215
00:40:07,824 --> 00:40:09,493
Um... Am I being paranoid,

1216
00:40:09,576 --> 00:40:11,745
or is that big scary carnie
following us?

1217
00:40:11,828 --> 00:40:13,121
(GASPS)
Maybe he just remembered

1218
00:40:13,205 --> 00:40:14,456
that he forgot to murder us.

1219
00:40:14,623 --> 00:40:16,208
- Oh, God.
- Quick, this way.

1220
00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:18,252
(ALL PANTING)

1221
00:40:20,212 --> 00:40:21,213
TINA: Dead end.

1222
00:40:21,296 --> 00:40:22,673
GENE: That's worse
than split ends.

1223
00:40:22,756 --> 00:40:24,156
Uh, Tina,
why'd you say go this way?

1224
00:40:24,216 --> 00:40:25,634
- TINA: I didn't.
- (ALL SCREAM)

1225
00:40:25,717 --> 00:40:28,136
(GASPS) Oh, sorry.
Didn't mean to scare you.

1226
00:40:28,303 --> 00:40:29,346
No, no, of course not.

1227
00:40:29,429 --> 00:40:30,889
Just following kids into alleys.

1228
00:40:30,973 --> 00:40:33,016
Everybody loves that.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

1229
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:34,852
Is there something
we can do for you?

1230
00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:37,563
You were asking who wanted
to kill Cotton Candy Dan?

1231
00:40:37,729 --> 00:40:38,856
No, I mean, before.

1232
00:40:38,939 --> 00:40:40,190
But not anymore.
We've moved on.

1233
00:40:40,357 --> 00:40:41,775
I got something to tell you.

1234
00:40:41,859 --> 00:40:43,235
I didn't wanna say it
back there.

1235
00:40:43,402 --> 00:40:44,921
They don't wanna hear
what I gotta say.

1236
00:40:44,945 --> 00:40:45,946
We're listening.

1237
00:40:46,029 --> 00:40:47,309
But maybe not making
eye contact.

1238
00:40:47,364 --> 00:40:48,824
I was there that night,
you know?

1239
00:40:48,907 --> 00:40:50,409
The last night anyone saw Dan.

1240
00:40:50,576 --> 00:40:51,577
- You were?
- Yeah.

1241
00:40:51,743 --> 00:40:53,579
We were playing lucky ducky
on the wharf.

1242
00:40:53,745 --> 00:40:55,414
And sure,
Dan and Mr. Fischoeder

1243
00:40:55,497 --> 00:40:56,498
got into a big fight.

1244
00:40:56,665 --> 00:40:59,042
Mr. Fischoeder started
throwing ducks at Dan's head.

1245
00:40:59,209 --> 00:41:01,044
He kept yelling "duck,"
and it was confusing.

1246
00:41:01,211 --> 00:41:02,254
I can see that.

1247
00:41:02,421 --> 00:41:03,731
Anyway, after the game,
I went back

1248
00:41:03,755 --> 00:41:05,007
'cause I forgot my stress ball.

1249
00:41:05,174 --> 00:41:07,384
<i>And it's just Dan,
Mr. Fischoeder,</i>

1250
00:41:07,467 --> 00:41:08,677
<i>and Felix Fischoeder,</i>

1251
00:41:08,844 --> 00:41:10,345
<i>and they're yelling
at each other,</i>

1252
00:41:10,429 --> 00:41:11,889
<i>and they're all throwing ducks.</i>

1253
00:41:12,055 --> 00:41:13,473
Wait. Felix was at the game?

1254
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:14,725
No. He wasn't.

1255
00:41:14,892 --> 00:41:17,019
Mr. Fischoeder doesn't let him
play lucky ducky

1256
00:41:17,186 --> 00:41:18,687
because Felix gives
all the duckies

1257
00:41:18,770 --> 00:41:20,272
different voices
and personalities

1258
00:41:20,439 --> 00:41:21,599
and it makes it take a while.

1259
00:41:21,732 --> 00:41:23,812
That's why it was weird
that he showed up that night.

1260
00:41:23,942 --> 00:41:25,485
But nobody back there
wants to hear

1261
00:41:25,569 --> 00:41:27,112
that maybe Mr. Fischoeder
didn't do it.

1262
00:41:27,279 --> 00:41:29,072
Oh, my God. Of course.

1263
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,533
Felix Fischoeder.
It's so Felix.

1264
00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:33,619
He has access
to Mr. Fischoeder's gun.

1265
00:41:33,785 --> 00:41:35,412
He was fighting
with both Mr. Fischoeder

1266
00:41:35,495 --> 00:41:36,538
and Cotton Candy Dan.

1267
00:41:36,705 --> 00:41:39,416
And most importantly,
he has a motive.

1268
00:41:39,499 --> 00:41:41,668
He has a motive
to frame his brother.

1269
00:41:41,835 --> 00:41:42,961
Because he's mad

1270
00:41:43,045 --> 00:41:45,297
Mr. Fischoeder doesn't like
his lucky ducky voices?

1271
00:41:45,464 --> 00:41:46,507
No, because I bet you

1272
00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:49,134
if Mr. Fischoeder goes
to jail, Felix gets his money.

1273
00:41:49,343 --> 00:41:50,469
We gotta go to the cops.

1274
00:41:50,552 --> 00:41:53,138
Oh. Uh, mind if I don't go
to the cops?

1275
00:41:53,305 --> 00:41:55,098
I have to pick up
my dry cleaning,

1276
00:41:55,182 --> 00:41:56,225
because it's dry now.

1277
00:41:56,391 --> 00:41:57,535
- LOUISE: Yeah, no problem.
- Okay.

1278
00:41:57,559 --> 00:41:58,703
LOUISE: Let's go,
let's go, let's go.

1279
00:41:58,727 --> 00:42:00,487
GENE: Thank you, scary carnie.
Love you. Bye.

1280
00:42:00,521 --> 00:42:01,522
CARNIE: Bye.

1281
00:42:02,606 --> 00:42:04,126
TEDDY: Well,
everything fits perfectly.

1282
00:42:04,191 --> 00:42:05,234
What's this for?

1283
00:42:05,317 --> 00:42:06,318
- Olive bar.
- What?

1284
00:42:06,443 --> 00:42:07,879
I thought you could have
imported olives,

1285
00:42:07,903 --> 00:42:08,987
and they could go there.

1286
00:42:09,154 --> 00:42:11,090
- Oh. I'm not sure...
- While you wait for a burger,

1287
00:42:11,114 --> 00:42:12,509
you help yourself
to an imported olive.

1288
00:42:12,533 --> 00:42:13,534
Okay.

1289
00:42:13,617 --> 00:42:15,136
I got these on my way over.
You can pay me later.

1290
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,537
- Mm.
- Mobile Bob Burger Mobile

1291
00:42:16,620 --> 00:42:18,500
is a little fancier
than restaurant Bob Burgers.

1292
00:42:18,539 --> 00:42:19,540
You'll get used to it.

1293
00:42:19,623 --> 00:42:21,184
Where's Linda? I feel like
she's missing all the fun

1294
00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:23,085
of us setting up
this cart together.

1295
00:42:23,252 --> 00:42:24,294
Ta-da!

1296
00:42:24,461 --> 00:42:25,796
- What's happening?
- I get it.

1297
00:42:25,879 --> 00:42:26,959
No questions from this guy.

1298
00:42:27,089 --> 00:42:28,249
I'm the marketing department.

1299
00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:29,591
I took Gene's burger suit,

1300
00:42:29,675 --> 00:42:31,301
let out the crotch
a little bit, and bam.

1301
00:42:31,468 --> 00:42:33,595
I'll push the product,
while you push the cart.

1302
00:42:33,762 --> 00:42:35,222
- But the bikini.
- It's summer.

1303
00:42:35,389 --> 00:42:37,474
- And sex sells, baby.
- Yeah, Bob.

1304
00:42:37,641 --> 00:42:39,852
Is that sex?
A burger with a bikini on it?

1305
00:42:39,935 --> 00:42:41,015
- Uh, yeah.
- LINDA: Mm-hmm.

1306
00:42:41,728 --> 00:42:42,771
Okay, let's do it.

1307
00:42:42,855 --> 00:42:43,939
- Yay.
- All right.

1308
00:42:44,106 --> 00:42:45,858
- I dreamt this.
- Oh. No, don't tell us.

1309
00:42:45,941 --> 00:42:46,942
No, it was nice.

1310
00:42:47,025 --> 00:42:48,920
Linda wasn't in it. It was
just a burger in a bikini.

1311
00:42:48,944 --> 00:42:50,046
BOB: Yeah,
still don't tell us.

1312
00:42:50,070 --> 00:42:53,073
TEDDY: I'm so happy right now.
Let's go save your restaurant!

1313
00:42:57,119 --> 00:42:58,221
- Sergeant Bosco.
- (SPLUTTERS)

1314
00:42:58,245 --> 00:43:00,005
- Holy smokes, you scared me.
- Sorry. Sorry.

1315
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,206
Don't sneak up on a cop.

1316
00:43:01,373 --> 00:43:03,041
That's our job.
We sneak up on you.

1317
00:43:03,125 --> 00:43:04,126
Why are you here?

1318
00:43:04,209 --> 00:43:06,712
We went to the police station,
where you live, I assume.

1319
00:43:06,879 --> 00:43:08,630
But nobody from Homicide
would talk to us.

1320
00:43:08,714 --> 00:43:10,150
So, then we went to look
for you in Robbery,

1321
00:43:10,174 --> 00:43:11,401
but they said
you were on a stakeout.

1322
00:43:11,425 --> 00:43:13,302
And they told you where I was?

1323
00:43:13,468 --> 00:43:14,761
They said you were
at a dangerous

1324
00:43:14,845 --> 00:43:15,888
biker gang headquarters,

1325
00:43:15,971 --> 00:43:17,198
and we said,
"The One Eyed Snakes"?

1326
00:43:17,222 --> 00:43:18,307
And they said, "Yeah,"

1327
00:43:18,390 --> 00:43:19,492
and we said,
"Oh, we know those guys."

1328
00:43:19,516 --> 00:43:20,577
And they were like, "What?"

1329
00:43:20,601 --> 00:43:21,870
And we were like,
"Yeah, they're really nice."

1330
00:43:21,894 --> 00:43:22,954
Get down, get down.
(SHUSHING)

1331
00:43:22,978 --> 00:43:24,330
GENE: You get down.
TINA: (WHISPERS) Gene.

1332
00:43:24,354 --> 00:43:26,607
GENE: (WHISPERING) Sorry.
We are also getting down.

1333
00:43:26,773 --> 00:43:28,275
What are we looking for?

1334
00:43:28,358 --> 00:43:29,359
(WHISPERS) Bikers.

1335
00:43:29,443 --> 00:43:30,485
Right. But, doing what?

1336
00:43:30,569 --> 00:43:33,572
We got a tip that they stole
a bunch of karaoke machines,

1337
00:43:33,739 --> 00:43:35,884
and I'm watching to see if
they try and move the goods.

1338
00:43:35,908 --> 00:43:37,826
That doesn't seem like
their kind of crime.

1339
00:43:37,910 --> 00:43:39,012
CRITTER: (SINGING)
<i>Come on, shake your body</i>

1340
00:43:39,036 --> 00:43:40,037
<i>Baby, do the conga</i>

1341
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,920
<i>You know you can't control
yourself any longer</i>

1342
00:43:43,790 --> 00:43:45,185
- Oh, okay.
- SERGEANT BOSCO: Mm-hmm.

1343
00:43:45,209 --> 00:43:46,919
Anyway, we're here to tell you

1344
00:43:47,002 --> 00:43:48,587
that the police
have the wrong guy.

1345
00:43:48,754 --> 00:43:50,964
Mr. Fischoeder didn't kill
Cotton Candy Dan.

1346
00:43:51,131 --> 00:43:52,508
His brother, Felix, did.

1347
00:43:52,674 --> 00:43:54,634
Wait, aren't you kids supposed
to be in that place

1348
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,929
with the books and
adults that tell you stuff?

1349
00:43:57,095 --> 00:43:58,263
- Adult bookstore?
- No.

1350
00:43:58,347 --> 00:43:59,431
- School?
- Yeah. School.

1351
00:43:59,598 --> 00:44:00,950
Some of us think
we are supposed to be

1352
00:44:00,974 --> 00:44:02,059
in school right now. Yes.

1353
00:44:02,142 --> 00:44:03,727
Tina, the restaurant, remember?

1354
00:44:03,894 --> 00:44:04,954
If Mr. Fischoeder
goes to jail,

1355
00:44:04,978 --> 00:44:06,021
the restaurant goes under.

1356
00:44:06,104 --> 00:44:07,105
Down under.

1357
00:44:07,189 --> 00:44:09,191
Where the didgeridoo
whatever they're gonna do.

1358
00:44:09,274 --> 00:44:10,400
(GRUNTS) Get out.

1359
00:44:10,484 --> 00:44:12,069
Get out of my unmarked
stakeout vehicle.

1360
00:44:12,236 --> 00:44:14,279
Go catch tadpoles
or whatever kids do.

1361
00:44:14,446 --> 00:44:16,156
- Go catch tadpoles?
- Yeah.

1362
00:44:16,323 --> 00:44:17,533
- Tadpoles?
- Yeah.

1363
00:44:17,616 --> 00:44:18,896
The things that turn into frogs.

1364
00:44:18,951 --> 00:44:20,202
We know what they are.

1365
00:44:20,369 --> 00:44:21,849
I was pretty sure.
Not bad to clarify.

1366
00:44:21,954 --> 00:44:24,122
- We're city folk.
- Oh, I see.

1367
00:44:24,206 --> 00:44:25,600
- You're just Robbery.
- SERGEANT BOSCO: Mm.

1368
00:44:25,624 --> 00:44:27,184
You couldn't help
even if you wanted to.

1369
00:44:27,209 --> 00:44:28,252
Because it's a homicide.

1370
00:44:28,418 --> 00:44:30,379
You don't know anything
about that case, do you?

1371
00:44:30,546 --> 00:44:32,297
I know stuff.
I know all the stuff.

1372
00:44:32,464 --> 00:44:33,632
Name one stuff.

1373
00:44:33,799 --> 00:44:35,467
I know something
that's not in the papers.

1374
00:44:35,551 --> 00:44:37,219
- (SCOFFS) Yeah, right.
- I do.

1375
00:44:37,386 --> 00:44:39,638
They found a cufflink
in the hole, near the body.

1376
00:44:39,805 --> 00:44:41,849
- Yeah?
- A very unique cufflink.

1377
00:44:42,015 --> 00:44:44,601
Custom. It's a banana
wearing a graduation hat.

1378
00:44:44,685 --> 00:44:46,603
- Hmm, classy.
- Carnies don't wear cufflinks.

1379
00:44:46,770 --> 00:44:47,938
True. Lotta tank tops.

1380
00:44:48,105 --> 00:44:49,332
I know carnies
don't wear cufflinks.

1381
00:44:49,356 --> 00:44:50,636
They searched
Fischoeder's house,

1382
00:44:50,691 --> 00:44:51,751
but they haven't found
the other one.

1383
00:44:51,775 --> 00:44:52,776
- Huh.
- Yeah.

1384
00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:54,528
But I bet they didn't
search Felix's.

1385
00:44:54,695 --> 00:44:56,840
We need to go to Felix's place
and look for that cufflink.

1386
00:44:56,864 --> 00:44:57,865
Go, go, go.

1387
00:44:57,948 --> 00:44:59,050
Hate it. Terrible plan.
Don't like it.

1388
00:44:59,074 --> 00:45:00,394
Oh, good.
Looks like you're taking

1389
00:45:00,450 --> 00:45:02,536
your annoying conversation
somewhere else. Bye.

1390
00:45:02,703 --> 00:45:04,264
Sergeant Bosco,
you know you left the light

1391
00:45:04,288 --> 00:45:05,372
on the top of your car.

1392
00:45:05,455 --> 00:45:07,666
Huh? What?
Oh, damn it. Son of a...

1393
00:45:07,749 --> 00:45:08,935
Argh. Okay.
At least no one saw.

1394
00:45:08,959 --> 00:45:09,960
They don't know I'm here.

1395
00:45:10,043 --> 00:45:11,420
Get away. Get away.
Shoo. Shoo.

1396
00:45:11,503 --> 00:45:12,671
Hey, kids.
Hey, Louise.

1397
00:45:12,754 --> 00:45:14,065
- LOUISE: Hey, Critter.
- You bothering

1398
00:45:14,089 --> 00:45:15,382
- that nice policeman?
- No.

1399
00:45:15,465 --> 00:45:16,860
I'm not a policeman.
What are you...

1400
00:45:16,884 --> 00:45:18,010
Son of a...
Dang nab.

1401
00:45:18,302 --> 00:45:20,262
Oh, my bad. You're just
a regular guy. I'm sorry.

1402
00:45:20,429 --> 00:45:21,680
Your badge is on the dashboard.

1403
00:45:21,763 --> 00:45:22,764
Can they see that?

1404
00:45:22,848 --> 00:45:24,534
And your coffee says
"Sergeant Bosco" on it.

1405
00:45:24,558 --> 00:45:25,559
All right, get away.

1406
00:45:25,851 --> 00:45:27,978
Fresh hot burgers.
Sexy burgers.

1407
00:45:28,061 --> 00:45:29,229
- BOB: Lin.
- What?

1408
00:45:29,313 --> 00:45:30,498
(SINGING)
<i>You wanna eat a burger</i>

1409
00:45:30,522 --> 00:45:32,191
Does she look like
a weird streetwalker?

1410
00:45:32,274 --> 00:45:33,275
Not too much.

1411
00:45:33,358 --> 00:45:34,638
- How's the burger?
- It's great.

1412
00:45:34,776 --> 00:45:36,153
I've never eaten outside before.

1413
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,446
- Wait, what?
- MAN: Hi.

1414
00:45:37,613 --> 00:45:39,198
- Are you selling burgers?
- We are.

1415
00:45:39,364 --> 00:45:40,407
I'll take a cheeseburger.

1416
00:45:40,490 --> 00:45:41,926
What was it?
What made you want a burger?

1417
00:45:41,950 --> 00:45:43,076
I was hungry.

1418
00:45:43,243 --> 00:45:45,329
- And then you saw a...
- Cart.

1419
00:45:45,495 --> 00:45:47,331
And a person dressed as a...

1420
00:45:47,497 --> 00:45:48,749
She's not with us. Shoo, shoo.

1421
00:45:48,832 --> 00:45:49,875
Oh, Bob.

1422
00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:53,086
Fresh hot burgers.
Sexy burgers. Fresh hot...

1423
00:45:53,921 --> 00:45:55,547
(GASPS) Bob, it's Hugo.

1424
00:45:55,714 --> 00:45:56,983
TEDDY:
Hugo the health inspector?

1425
00:45:57,007 --> 00:45:59,127
Oh, God. They know we don't
have a license to do this.

1426
00:45:59,218 --> 00:46:00,802
Um, did you mean for me
to hear that?

1427
00:46:00,886 --> 00:46:01,887
Shh! Crouch down.

1428
00:46:01,970 --> 00:46:03,847
Okay, but I feel
a little weird about it.

1429
00:46:04,014 --> 00:46:05,682
It's just quite a coincidence,
that's all.

1430
00:46:05,849 --> 00:46:07,494
I start using chap stick,
and then, all of a sudden,

1431
00:46:07,518 --> 00:46:08,598
you start using chap stick?

1432
00:46:08,644 --> 00:46:09,913
Why can't you just be flattered?

1433
00:46:09,937 --> 00:46:11,438
- Oh, fine, use it.
- Oh, thank God.

1434
00:46:11,605 --> 00:46:12,916
(WHISPERING)
They're gonna see us.

1435
00:46:12,940 --> 00:46:15,359
Let's hide in Wonder Wharf.
Teddy, let's move.

1436
00:46:15,526 --> 00:46:16,652
I'm still eating my burger.

1437
00:46:16,735 --> 00:46:17,736
Do I go, too?

1438
00:46:17,819 --> 00:46:18,946
Yes, stay low.

1439
00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,324
Are you coming, Ron?

1440
00:46:22,491 --> 00:46:24,409
Sorry, putting on my chap stick.

1441
00:46:24,493 --> 00:46:25,494
HUGO: Hmm.

1442
00:46:26,995 --> 00:46:28,372
Hmm?

1443
00:46:28,455 --> 00:46:29,456
Hmm.

1444
00:46:29,831 --> 00:46:32,042
(JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING)

1445
00:46:36,004 --> 00:46:37,339
(WHISPERS) Treehouse. Go.

1446
00:46:37,422 --> 00:46:38,674
(GRUNTING)

1447
00:46:41,051 --> 00:46:42,553
(PANTING)

1448
00:46:50,185 --> 00:46:51,436
Hmm. Hmm.

1449
00:46:51,979 --> 00:46:53,272
Heaven?
Sounds like heaven.

1450
00:46:53,438 --> 00:46:55,107
I think she's saying
we're number one.

1451
00:46:55,274 --> 00:46:57,776
But we're
"not all there, upstairs."

1452
00:46:57,943 --> 00:46:59,778
Oh, my God. I'm saying
let's go up the ladder

1453
00:46:59,945 --> 00:47:01,864
and listen for Felix,
and see if he's in there.

1454
00:47:02,030 --> 00:47:03,750
- Oh, that makes more sense.
- TINA: Mm-hmm.

1455
00:47:05,951 --> 00:47:07,578
(IN ADULT-LIKE VOICE)
Felix Fischoeder?

1456
00:47:07,744 --> 00:47:11,999
That tree house hot tub
you ordered is here.

1457
00:47:12,875 --> 00:47:13,935
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Okay, he's not home.

1458
00:47:13,959 --> 00:47:14,960
Oh, God.

1459
00:47:15,043 --> 00:47:17,045
People, we are looking
for a banana cufflink.

1460
00:47:17,212 --> 00:47:18,839
An educated banana cufflink.

1461
00:47:19,006 --> 00:47:20,358
Also, we might be
in a murderer's house,

1462
00:47:20,382 --> 00:47:21,383
just an FYI.

1463
00:47:21,550 --> 00:47:23,635
Yep, yep. If he comes home,
you fight him.

1464
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:25,095
TINA: Uh...

1465
00:47:25,179 --> 00:47:27,848
(DOG CARNIE GRUNTING
RHYTHMICALLY)

1466
00:47:27,931 --> 00:47:29,183
DOG CARNIE: Oh. Ooh.

1467
00:47:29,266 --> 00:47:31,894
BOB: Okay, uh,
do we go back out now?

1468
00:47:32,060 --> 00:47:33,103
See if the coast is clear?

1469
00:47:33,270 --> 00:47:36,148
Or do we stay here?
Sell these folks some burgers?

1470
00:47:36,231 --> 00:47:37,274
Um, I mean...

1471
00:47:37,441 --> 00:47:39,443
What? Let them throw up
our food on the rides.

1472
00:47:39,526 --> 00:47:40,527
Hey, look.

1473
00:47:40,611 --> 00:47:42,411
{\an8}Bob Burgers is getting
a little bit of a line.

1474
00:47:42,529 --> 00:47:44,364
{\an8}LINDA: No.
We are not Bob Burgers.

1475
00:47:44,448 --> 00:47:45,866
We work here now.

1476
00:47:45,949 --> 00:47:46,950
(GRUNTS) At the wharf.

1477
00:47:47,034 --> 00:47:48,118
I mean, we don't.

1478
00:47:48,202 --> 00:47:49,922
But, I guess we could stay
for a little bit.

1479
00:47:50,078 --> 00:47:51,538
Also, we were never Bob Burgers.

1480
00:47:51,705 --> 00:47:53,081
Hello, ma'am. Sir.

1481
00:47:53,248 --> 00:47:54,416
You can order anything

1482
00:47:54,499 --> 00:47:57,085
from the top-third of
the front of the menu there,

1483
00:47:57,252 --> 00:48:00,255
and anything from the left
side of the middle section

1484
00:48:00,339 --> 00:48:01,340
on the back of the menu.

1485
00:48:01,423 --> 00:48:02,549
And you are welcome

1486
00:48:02,633 --> 00:48:04,343
to an imported olive
while you wait.

1487
00:48:04,510 --> 00:48:06,070
Can I get the toothpick back
when you're done?

1488
00:48:06,094 --> 00:48:07,137
Bob's looking at me funny.

1489
00:48:07,304 --> 00:48:08,931
Never mind.
That is yours to keep.

1490
00:48:09,306 --> 00:48:10,492
(SIGHS) I don't think it's here.

1491
00:48:10,516 --> 00:48:11,517
We looked everywhere.

1492
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:12,601
It's definitely not

1493
00:48:12,684 --> 00:48:14,061
in this soft,
soft cashmere sweater

1494
00:48:14,228 --> 00:48:15,562
that I'm just rubbing
and rubbing.

1495
00:48:15,729 --> 00:48:17,189
Or is it? Better keep looking.

1496
00:48:17,272 --> 00:48:18,690
(GRUNTS HAPPILY)

1497
00:48:18,774 --> 00:48:19,834
FELIX: (MUFFLED)
Yeah, I just got home.

1498
00:48:19,858 --> 00:48:21,298
(GASPS) Crap, he's home.
Quick, hide.

1499
00:48:21,818 --> 00:48:23,070
FELIX: Are you at your house?

1500
00:48:23,153 --> 00:48:25,280
(TINA WHIMPERING)

1501
00:48:26,990 --> 00:48:28,742
(WHISPERING)
We all did a terrible job.

1502
00:48:28,909 --> 00:48:30,661
Gene, you're just standing
against the wall.

1503
00:48:30,827 --> 00:48:32,307
(WHISPERING)
Where he'd least suspect.

1504
00:48:32,454 --> 00:48:33,914
Crap.
Everybody into the closet.

1505
00:48:34,706 --> 00:48:35,767
FELIX:
I'm just going upstairs.

1506
00:48:35,791 --> 00:48:37,185
Gonna get some stuff
out of the closet.

1507
00:48:37,209 --> 00:48:38,569
- (ALL GASP)
- Crap. Everybody out.

1508
00:48:39,211 --> 00:48:40,212
What about there?

1509
00:48:40,295 --> 00:48:41,713
LOUISE: Yes, quick.
Go, go, go.

1510
00:48:44,633 --> 00:48:45,634
This is lovely.

1511
00:48:45,717 --> 00:48:47,094
- Shh!
- All right.

1512
00:48:47,177 --> 00:48:49,096
Don't look, don't look,
don't look, don't look.

1513
00:48:49,555 --> 00:48:50,615
- Okay, now look.
- FANNY: <i>No.</i>

1514
00:48:50,639 --> 00:48:52,099
- Fanny. Fashion show.
<i>- No.</i>

1515
00:48:52,182 --> 00:48:54,226
- Yes. Look.
<i>- No, I'm sleepy.</i>

1516
00:48:54,393 --> 00:48:56,728
(WHISPERS) Is that Fanny?
I thought she was in jail.

1517
00:48:56,895 --> 00:48:59,015
I guess she's out, and they're
trying to make it work.

1518
00:48:59,147 --> 00:49:00,291
I mean, the chemistry's there.

1519
00:49:00,315 --> 00:49:01,417
Fanny, Fanny,
Fanny, Fanny, Fanny.

1520
00:49:01,441 --> 00:49:02,585
This is my travel outfit.
Look.

1521
00:49:02,609 --> 00:49:04,003
- You'll love it. Look, look.
<i>- Uh-uh.</i>

1522
00:49:04,027 --> 00:49:05,028
Come on.

1523
00:49:05,112 --> 00:49:07,048
Fleeing the country
is a once in a lifetime thing.

1524
00:49:07,072 --> 00:49:08,907
We deserve
to look good doing it.

1525
00:49:09,074 --> 00:49:11,451
<i>I don't wanna flee
the country. It's too far.</i>

1526
00:49:11,618 --> 00:49:12,619
<i>Oh, wait, that's cute.</i>

1527
00:49:12,786 --> 00:49:14,146
Yay. Okay.
What are you gonna wear?

1528
00:49:14,246 --> 00:49:15,390
<i>A hat that looks like shorts,</i>

1529
00:49:15,414 --> 00:49:16,694
<i>and shorts that look like a hat.</i>

1530
00:49:16,790 --> 00:49:18,083
- Okay.
<i>- It works. Trust me.</i>

1531
00:49:18,166 --> 00:49:19,626
Should we talk and pack or...

1532
00:49:19,710 --> 00:49:20,711
<i>- Bye.
</i>- Okay.

1533
00:49:20,794 --> 00:49:21,980
All right,
I'll meet you at the place.

1534
00:49:22,004 --> 00:49:23,857
(SINGING) <i>Fleeing the country,
fleeing the country</i>

1535
00:49:23,881 --> 00:49:25,632
<i>Fleeing the country</i>

1536
00:49:25,799 --> 00:49:28,218
Felix and Fanny
framed Fischoeder,

1537
00:49:28,302 --> 00:49:30,137
and now they're fleeing
the freaking country.

1538
00:49:30,304 --> 00:49:31,513
I can't believe it.

1539
00:49:31,597 --> 00:49:33,056
Mm, little stuffy in here.

1540
00:49:33,140 --> 00:49:34,975
- Opening these guys.
- (TINA GASPS)

1541
00:49:35,726 --> 00:49:38,228
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

1542
00:49:41,773 --> 00:49:43,585
(WHISPERING) I think we can
climb down from here.

1543
00:49:43,609 --> 00:49:44,651
Tina, you go first.

1544
00:49:44,735 --> 00:49:46,653
What?
Oh, God.

1545
00:49:46,737 --> 00:49:48,280
(WHIMPERING)

1546
00:49:50,949 --> 00:49:51,950
GENE: Mm.

1547
00:49:54,244 --> 00:49:55,662
(GENE GRUNTING)

1548
00:50:02,336 --> 00:50:04,254
LOUISE: Weird place
to put your dirty dishes.

1549
00:50:04,421 --> 00:50:06,215
TINA: I mean,
he is a murderer. Maybe.

1550
00:50:06,381 --> 00:50:07,758
Yeah, murderers probably leave

1551
00:50:07,841 --> 00:50:09,176
their dishes all over the place.

1552
00:50:09,343 --> 00:50:10,886
Gene, try that door.

1553
00:50:13,847 --> 00:50:14,848
(GENE GASPS)

1554
00:50:14,932 --> 00:50:16,558
Gene, what did you do?

1555
00:50:16,850 --> 00:50:18,143
I don't know. (WHIMPERS)

1556
00:50:18,227 --> 00:50:20,938
This is gonna help me
with childbirth later in life.

1557
00:50:21,730 --> 00:50:22,940
(GRUNTS) Thank you.

1558
00:50:23,106 --> 00:50:25,943
Okay, I have some questions
about this moving balcony.

1559
00:50:26,109 --> 00:50:27,819
LOUISE: I think it's how
he gets his meals

1560
00:50:27,903 --> 00:50:28,943
and sends back his dishes.

1561
00:50:28,987 --> 00:50:30,447
GENE: Oh, then I love it.
(GASPS)

1562
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:33,700
Suitcase, suitcase,
you're gonna fly.

1563
00:50:33,867 --> 00:50:35,027
Oh, my God.
He's gonna see us.

1564
00:50:38,038 --> 00:50:39,039
(GASPS)

1565
00:50:39,706 --> 00:50:41,625
(ALL STRAINING QUIETLY)

1566
00:50:44,169 --> 00:50:46,797
What am I forgetting?
Have my mints.

1567
00:50:46,964 --> 00:50:49,132
Packed my sleeping shorts.

1568
00:50:49,216 --> 00:50:51,260
(CLICKING TONGUE)
Ah, I'm good.

1569
00:50:51,969 --> 00:50:53,011
My wet wipes.

1570
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:55,681
Ah, I can hire a wet wiper
when I get there.

1571
00:50:55,764 --> 00:50:56,765
LOUISE: Oh, thank God.

1572
00:50:56,932 --> 00:50:58,660
But he's gonna get away.
We gotta follow him.

1573
00:50:58,684 --> 00:50:59,724
Nope. Doesn't sound right.

1574
00:50:59,768 --> 00:51:00,769
Gene, back me up on this.

1575
00:51:00,853 --> 00:51:02,271
You can hire a wet wiper?

1576
00:51:04,773 --> 00:51:05,774
(ALL GRUNT)

1577
00:51:05,858 --> 00:51:06,859
I'm okay.

1578
00:51:06,942 --> 00:51:08,402
All right.
We'll follow him,

1579
00:51:08,569 --> 00:51:10,213
and call the police
when we see what his plan is.

1580
00:51:10,237 --> 00:51:11,655
GENE: I want
a moving dish balcony.

1581
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,575
Here you go. Totally normal
Wonder Wharf burger.

1582
00:51:14,741 --> 00:51:15,784
We've sold a lot of food.

1583
00:51:15,951 --> 00:51:17,119
Teddy, this cart is perfect.

1584
00:51:17,202 --> 00:51:19,037
I mean, not perfect,
but it's great.

1585
00:51:19,121 --> 00:51:21,915
(SNIFFLING) No big deal.
Just helping out a friend.

1586
00:51:22,082 --> 00:51:23,882
But, maybe we should
move around a little bit.

1587
00:51:24,001 --> 00:51:25,460
So we don't get caught
doing this.

1588
00:51:25,627 --> 00:51:27,754
We're not gonna get caught.
Bob, we fit right in.

1589
00:51:27,921 --> 00:51:29,464
A family just took
a picture with me.

1590
00:51:29,548 --> 00:51:30,549
No, I saw that.

1591
00:51:30,632 --> 00:51:32,885
A family was surprised when
you jumped in their picture.

1592
00:51:32,968 --> 00:51:33,969
A lucky family.

1593
00:51:34,052 --> 00:51:35,280
Please, can we move to be safe?

1594
00:51:35,304 --> 00:51:36,584
- Oh, fine.
- TEDDY: Let's do it.

1595
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:37,920
We're moving locations, people.

1596
00:51:37,973 --> 00:51:39,516
- Lin, shh.
- Oh, Bob. Relax.

1597
00:51:39,683 --> 00:51:41,244
- Everything's going great.
- (OBJECTS SHATTER)

1598
00:51:41,268 --> 00:51:43,061
- What was that?
- Back it up. Back it up.

1599
00:51:43,228 --> 00:51:46,481
It's some cotton candy,
and a picture, and a candle...

1600
00:51:46,565 --> 00:51:49,568
(GASPS) It's a little shrine
for Cotton Candy Dan.

1601
00:51:49,735 --> 00:51:51,069
- Oh, no.
- Uh, it's fine.

1602
00:51:51,153 --> 00:51:52,839
I'm gonna put it
all back together over here.

1603
00:51:52,863 --> 00:51:54,823
Okay, that's broken.
Oh. Oops.

1604
00:51:54,907 --> 00:51:56,158
That's not gonna stand up.

1605
00:51:56,325 --> 00:51:57,743
It's all right.
Nobody saw, right?

1606
00:51:57,910 --> 00:51:59,411
- What the...
- LINDA: Oh, boy.

1607
00:51:59,494 --> 00:52:00,495
TEDDY: Uh-oh.

1608
00:52:00,579 --> 00:52:01,931
- BOB: Oh, crap.
- Are you kidding me?

1609
00:52:01,955 --> 00:52:03,999
Well, why was it
on the ground like that?

1610
00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:05,709
'Cause that was his spot.

1611
00:52:05,876 --> 00:52:07,377
Okay, yeah.
That's a good reason.

1612
00:52:07,544 --> 00:52:09,880
We worked really hard
on that memorial. Kinda.

1613
00:52:10,047 --> 00:52:11,298
Also, who are you?

1614
00:52:11,381 --> 00:52:12,424
Nobody.

1615
00:52:12,508 --> 00:52:14,009
Is that guy
picking up a lead pipe?

1616
00:52:14,176 --> 00:52:15,385
Oh, it's a hot dog. Still.

1617
00:52:15,552 --> 00:52:17,804
BOB: We should maybe
leave the park.

1618
00:52:17,971 --> 00:52:20,116
We can't get to the exit.
We'd have to get through him.

1619
00:52:20,140 --> 00:52:22,059
Oh, my God.
Okay, uh, new idea.

1620
00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:24,561
Linda, Teddy,
let's, uh, just run.

1621
00:52:24,728 --> 00:52:26,355
LINDA: Yep. Yep.
We're running.

1622
00:52:26,939 --> 00:52:29,107
FELIX: Excuse me. Whoopsie.
Pa-pa-pap-pap-pap.

1623
00:52:29,191 --> 00:52:31,401
LOUISE: Why is Felix
going into Wonder Wharf

1624
00:52:31,485 --> 00:52:32,629
if he wants to flee the country?

1625
00:52:32,653 --> 00:52:34,655
Is Wonder Wharf
in international waters?

1626
00:52:34,821 --> 00:52:36,907
Maybe he wants to win
a goldfish real quick.

1627
00:52:37,074 --> 00:52:38,367
No bikes on the pier.

1628
00:52:38,450 --> 00:52:39,490
LOUISE: Yeah, no, we know.

1629
00:52:39,535 --> 00:52:40,536
We're friends now though,

1630
00:52:40,619 --> 00:52:42,204
so, it's okay, right?
Yeah, thank you.

1631
00:52:42,371 --> 00:52:43,651
I know that Felix is a murderer,

1632
00:52:43,747 --> 00:52:45,582
but it's kinda sweet
that he and Fanny

1633
00:52:45,666 --> 00:52:47,018
are gonna flee
the country together.

1634
00:52:47,042 --> 00:52:49,002
It's a real he-fled,
she-fled situation.

1635
00:52:49,169 --> 00:52:51,129
What? Tina, get your head
outta your boobs.

1636
00:52:51,296 --> 00:52:52,339
Right. Right.

1637
00:52:53,465 --> 00:52:55,300
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS)

1638
00:52:56,093 --> 00:52:57,094
- Hey, Tina...
- (GASPS)

1639
00:52:57,177 --> 00:52:58,238
...you're not really thinking

1640
00:52:58,262 --> 00:52:59,763
about Felix and Fanny, are you?

1641
00:52:59,930 --> 00:53:01,610
Fantasy Jimmy Jr.,
what are you doing here?

1642
00:53:01,723 --> 00:53:04,351
You're thinking about me.
You're thinking about this.

1643
00:53:04,434 --> 00:53:07,437
Boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

1644
00:53:07,521 --> 00:53:08,647
Holy crap.

1645
00:53:08,730 --> 00:53:10,065
Phew!
I don't have time for this.

1646
00:53:10,232 --> 00:53:11,900
But that question
you wanna ask me.

1647
00:53:12,067 --> 00:53:13,467
You're not nervous
that I'll say no.

1648
00:53:13,527 --> 00:53:15,153
You're nervous
that I'll say yes.

1649
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:16,780
And that real me

1650
00:53:16,864 --> 00:53:19,533
is just never gonna be
as good as fantasy me.

1651
00:53:19,700 --> 00:53:21,785
- Dang it, Jimmy Jr., not now.
- (YELPS)

1652
00:53:21,869 --> 00:53:23,549
- Oh, sorry.
- FANTASY JIMMY JR.: I'm okay.

1653
00:53:23,579 --> 00:53:24,788
Tina, focus.

1654
00:53:24,955 --> 00:53:26,373
Yep. Coming. Here I am.

1655
00:53:26,456 --> 00:53:28,208
Ugh, we lost him. Great.

1656
00:53:29,751 --> 00:53:30,878
There's the band shell.

1657
00:53:31,044 --> 00:53:33,922
See ya soon, Shelly.
We're gonna rock so hard.

1658
00:53:34,089 --> 00:53:35,424
Lot of confidence here,

1659
00:53:35,507 --> 00:53:37,509
despite what some robots
may say.

1660
00:53:37,676 --> 00:53:38,760
- TINA: What?
- Nothing.

1661
00:53:39,469 --> 00:53:40,596
{\an8}Look, the golf cart.

1662
00:53:40,762 --> 00:53:42,556
{\an8}And he's parked
in front of the fun house

1663
00:53:42,639 --> 00:53:43,640
like a true criminal.

1664
00:53:43,807 --> 00:53:45,047
Well, what's he doing in there?

1665
00:53:45,142 --> 00:53:47,352
(SINGING) <i>A lovely bunch
of sailors dancing in a row</i>

1666
00:53:47,436 --> 00:53:48,437
I knew I looked good.

1667
00:53:48,979 --> 00:53:49,980
LOUISE: Get down.

1668
00:53:54,735 --> 00:53:57,362
FELIX: Beep-beep, ba-boop,
ba-beep. Thank you.

1669
00:53:57,529 --> 00:53:59,114
Hurry, hurry, hurry.

1670
00:53:59,489 --> 00:54:01,867
(ALL PANTING)

1671
00:54:04,036 --> 00:54:05,245
FELIX: And...

1672
00:54:06,205 --> 00:54:07,831
Oh. Parked.

1673
00:54:07,915 --> 00:54:09,249
(HUMMING)

1674
00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:10,334
(GRUNTS)

1675
00:54:11,752 --> 00:54:13,295
LOUISE: The Molehill? Ugh.

1676
00:54:13,378 --> 00:54:14,379
I like the Molehill.

1677
00:54:14,546 --> 00:54:16,024
It's the ride they recommend
for grandparents

1678
00:54:16,048 --> 00:54:17,275
and people with heart problems.

1679
00:54:17,299 --> 00:54:18,300
I go on it with Dad.

1680
00:54:18,967 --> 00:54:20,302
BOTH: Whee.

1681
00:54:22,679 --> 00:54:23,719
What's happening in there?

1682
00:54:23,847 --> 00:54:25,766
- Moles got him, probably.
- Come on.

1683
00:54:28,185 --> 00:54:30,729
TINA: (GRUNTS)
Stupid kickstand. Wait up.

1684
00:54:33,190 --> 00:54:34,233
I don't hear anything.

1685
00:54:34,316 --> 00:54:35,752
Well, it says
"do not enter," so I...

1686
00:54:35,776 --> 00:54:36,777
Oh, you're going in.

1687
00:54:37,486 --> 00:54:38,570
What the...

1688
00:54:40,155 --> 00:54:41,323
Where the hell did he go?

1689
00:54:41,406 --> 00:54:42,533
Ooh, buttons.

1690
00:54:42,616 --> 00:54:43,968
You know what I like to do
with these?

1691
00:54:43,992 --> 00:54:46,453
Gene, no. Jeez, good thing
you didn't push that one.

1692
00:54:46,537 --> 00:54:48,539
- Mm! Hello, lover.
- TINA: No, no, no, no, no.

1693
00:54:48,622 --> 00:54:51,792
- (BUTTON CLICKS)
- (ALL SCREAMING)

1694
00:54:55,796 --> 00:54:56,880
GENE: Wow.

1695
00:54:57,548 --> 00:55:00,259
(SIGHS) I think we lost them.
I think we're good.

1696
00:55:00,342 --> 00:55:02,135
Sheesh, you knock over
one memorial.

1697
00:55:02,302 --> 00:55:04,054
Well, it was a nice thing
that they made

1698
00:55:04,137 --> 00:55:05,406
for their friend
who was murdered.

1699
00:55:05,430 --> 00:55:07,391
And we were pretending
that we work here,

1700
00:55:07,474 --> 00:55:08,868
and I guess,
taking money from them.

1701
00:55:08,892 --> 00:55:10,185
And I look like a giant burger,

1702
00:55:10,310 --> 00:55:11,371
and you know,
maybe they're hungry.

1703
00:55:11,395 --> 00:55:12,872
CARNIE: There they are.
BOB: Oh, for Pete's sake.

1704
00:55:12,896 --> 00:55:13,936
TEDDY: Go, go, go, go, go.

1705
00:55:14,064 --> 00:55:15,250
BOB: Yep.
LINDA: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

1706
00:55:15,274 --> 00:55:17,234
I have an idea. You guys
go left at the corner.

1707
00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:18,753
I'll take the cart
and go straight ahead.

1708
00:55:18,777 --> 00:55:20,171
- They'll follow the cart.
- BOB: I don't think

1709
00:55:20,195 --> 00:55:21,464
- that's gonna work.
- Good idea, Teddy. Thank you.

1710
00:55:21,488 --> 00:55:22,768
TEDDY: Take care of Linda
for me.

1711
00:55:22,823 --> 00:55:24,032
Turn here, turn here.

1712
00:55:24,116 --> 00:55:25,909
- BOB: Uh... All right.
- (TEDDY YELLS)

1713
00:55:25,993 --> 00:55:27,679
- (DOG CARNIE GRUNTS)
- Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

1714
00:55:27,703 --> 00:55:28,871
Should we chase those guys?

1715
00:55:28,954 --> 00:55:30,834
- DOG CARNIE: Yeah.
- Come on, come on, come on.

1716
00:55:30,956 --> 00:55:32,082
BOB: Didn't work.

1717
00:55:32,708 --> 00:55:34,084
What is this place?

1718
00:55:34,251 --> 00:55:36,044
TINA: Did we go through
a time warp?

1719
00:55:36,211 --> 00:55:37,379
GENE: I bet we quantum leapt.

1720
00:55:37,462 --> 00:55:38,630
Where did Felix go?

1721
00:55:38,714 --> 00:55:40,794
Also, how do we get outta here
if he tries to kill...

1722
00:55:40,841 --> 00:55:41,842
- Children?
- (KIDS GASP)

1723
00:55:41,925 --> 00:55:44,028
Ew, what are you doing here?
Did you hear me go pee-pee?

1724
00:55:44,052 --> 00:55:45,971
- KIDS: Uh...
- CALVIN: Children? Ew.

1725
00:55:46,138 --> 00:55:47,264
LOUISE: Mr. Fischoeder.

1726
00:55:47,347 --> 00:55:48,825
What are you doing
in our secret clubhouse?

1727
00:55:48,849 --> 00:55:51,018
What are you doing
in your secret clubhouse?

1728
00:55:51,185 --> 00:55:52,265
I thought you were in jail.

1729
00:55:52,394 --> 00:55:53,937
- I posted bail.
- Jail bail.

1730
00:55:54,104 --> 00:55:56,148
Yep, had to. Those beds
were bad for my back.

1731
00:55:56,315 --> 00:55:57,482
How'd you get in here?

1732
00:55:57,649 --> 00:55:58,751
You were running around up there

1733
00:55:58,775 --> 00:55:59,961
pressing buttons, weren't you?

1734
00:55:59,985 --> 00:56:01,528
Of course, we were.
They're buttons.

1735
00:56:01,695 --> 00:56:02,935
You pressed the ouchies button?

1736
00:56:02,988 --> 00:56:04,215
Weren't you worried
about ouchies?

1737
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:05,449
- Eh.
- Okay, well,

1738
00:56:05,532 --> 00:56:06,700
you can leave now. Bye.

1739
00:56:06,867 --> 00:56:10,037
Calvin and I have
some business things to do.

1740
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:11,830
Mm. You have
creepy face again.

1741
00:56:11,914 --> 00:56:13,391
This is why I think
you should grow a beard.

1742
00:56:13,415 --> 00:56:14,416
You know I can't!

1743
00:56:14,583 --> 00:56:17,211
Sorry, can you give us a sec?
We just need to hug.

1744
00:56:17,377 --> 00:56:18,879
- We love each other.
- Gross.

1745
00:56:18,962 --> 00:56:20,273
(WHISPERS) Guys, we gotta
tell Mr. Fischoeder

1746
00:56:20,297 --> 00:56:21,357
that his brother framed him,

1747
00:56:21,381 --> 00:56:22,442
and then get him out of here

1748
00:56:22,466 --> 00:56:23,986
before Felix does
something bad to him.

1749
00:56:24,092 --> 00:56:25,093
TINA: This feels nice.

1750
00:56:25,177 --> 00:56:26,529
Yeah, we should do this
more often.

1751
00:56:26,553 --> 00:56:28,388
Okay, yeah, but save
the restaurant, remember?

1752
00:56:28,555 --> 00:56:30,098
Great hug.
Now, Mr. Fischoeder,

1753
00:56:30,182 --> 00:56:31,683
can we talk to you over here?

1754
00:56:31,850 --> 00:56:32,851
CALVIN: I don't hug.

1755
00:56:32,935 --> 00:56:34,204
GENE: Ooh, what's this thing?
LOUISE: Gene!

1756
00:56:34,228 --> 00:56:35,687
Oh, yes, my sweet old organ.

1757
00:56:35,771 --> 00:56:37,231
- GENE: Your wiener?
- (CALVIN SCATS)

1758
00:56:37,314 --> 00:56:38,714
CALVIN: That is
the Orchestramarama.

1759
00:56:38,774 --> 00:56:40,234
GENE: I love that.

1760
00:56:40,317 --> 00:56:42,045
- Interesting. Can I, uh...
- It is interesting.

1761
00:56:42,069 --> 00:56:43,463
This used to be
part of the old park.

1762
00:56:43,487 --> 00:56:44,547
- (LOUISE GROANS)
- This place was

1763
00:56:44,571 --> 00:56:45,739
the Orchestramaramatorium.

1764
00:56:45,906 --> 00:56:48,242
And it was the launch point
for our underwater ride,

1765
00:56:48,408 --> 00:56:50,911
Poseidon's Sea-cret,
spelled S-E-A,

1766
00:56:50,994 --> 00:56:52,074
which I'm just now getting.

1767
00:56:52,246 --> 00:56:54,081
Oh, yeah. (GRUNTS SOFTLY)

1768
00:56:54,164 --> 00:56:55,791
You see, when our father
bought the pier,

1769
00:56:55,958 --> 00:56:58,126
he built Wonder Wharf
on top of the old park,

1770
00:56:58,210 --> 00:56:59,753
and he hid this room away.

1771
00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:01,839
Sealed it up under the Molehill.

1772
00:57:01,922 --> 00:57:04,049
- (MUSIC CHIMING)
- And ha-cha.

1773
00:57:04,132 --> 00:57:05,300
GENE: Ooh.
TINA: Whoa.

1774
00:57:05,384 --> 00:57:06,844
CALVIN: Mm,
the sea monsters win.

1775
00:57:07,010 --> 00:57:08,345
Those look like dolphins.

1776
00:57:08,512 --> 00:57:10,681
Well, dolphins were considered
monsters back then.

1777
00:57:10,848 --> 00:57:11,908
- Mr. Fischoeder...
- GENE: Quick question.

1778
00:57:11,932 --> 00:57:13,201
- Yes, boy Bob child.
- (LOUISE SIGHS)

1779
00:57:13,225 --> 00:57:14,869
Could our band borrow this
when we headline

1780
00:57:14,893 --> 00:57:16,573
at the Wonder Wharf band shell
this summer?

1781
00:57:16,687 --> 00:57:18,146
I assume it's easy to move.

1782
00:57:18,313 --> 00:57:19,499
Follow-up question,
don't you think

1783
00:57:19,523 --> 00:57:20,792
that now that
we're borrowing this,

1784
00:57:20,816 --> 00:57:22,585
we should headline
at the band shell this summer?

1785
00:57:22,609 --> 00:57:23,610
Ha! You're dreaming.

1786
00:57:23,694 --> 00:57:25,070
Johnny Jazz Hands
is the headliner.

1787
00:57:25,237 --> 00:57:26,905
Gene, stop getting distracted.

1788
00:57:27,072 --> 00:57:28,992
Ooh, wanna see our secret
mini-cars from the '50s

1789
00:57:29,032 --> 00:57:30,826
that we drive
in our secret under-pier?

1790
00:57:30,909 --> 00:57:31,970
GENE: Yes.
LOUISE: No, we don't.

1791
00:57:31,994 --> 00:57:32,995
Oh, goody.

1792
00:57:34,955 --> 00:57:37,624
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1793
00:57:37,708 --> 00:57:40,419
Okay, so this is here.

1794
00:57:42,921 --> 00:57:43,922
(ENGINE STARTS)

1795
00:57:44,006 --> 00:57:46,216
Excellent
for storage under piers.

1796
00:57:46,383 --> 00:57:48,510
Old ride parts over there.

1797
00:57:48,677 --> 00:57:49,845
Carousel horses!

1798
00:57:49,928 --> 00:57:51,054
Shh, I'm doing this tour.

1799
00:57:51,221 --> 00:57:53,390
Carousel horses over there.

1800
00:57:53,891 --> 00:57:55,684
We can get ice cream
any time we want.

1801
00:57:55,809 --> 00:57:56,810
Hello. Bye.

1802
00:57:57,186 --> 00:57:58,520
The stuffed animal storage unit.

1803
00:57:58,604 --> 00:58:00,272
For when you need
a little snuggle.

1804
00:58:00,355 --> 00:58:02,441
Hmm, not as many in here
as I would have thought.

1805
00:58:02,608 --> 00:58:04,776
Maybe you're right, Felix.
Maybe they do come to life.

1806
00:58:04,943 --> 00:58:05,944
I told you.

1807
00:58:06,278 --> 00:58:08,363
This was our
daycare center-slash-bar.

1808
00:58:08,447 --> 00:58:09,448
Had to close it.

1809
00:58:09,531 --> 00:58:11,241
Yep, kids couldn't handle
their liquor.

1810
00:58:11,408 --> 00:58:13,911
Okay, now that we got that
out of our system...

1811
00:58:13,994 --> 00:58:17,998
Uh, Felix, is that a stain
on the back of your outfit?

1812
00:58:18,081 --> 00:58:19,082
Oh, God, no.

1813
00:58:19,166 --> 00:58:20,584
(GRUNTING)

1814
00:58:20,667 --> 00:58:22,395
Mr. Fischoeder, we have
to tell you something.

1815
00:58:22,419 --> 00:58:23,420
It's about Felix.

1816
00:58:23,504 --> 00:58:24,606
- We think that he's...
- (THUD)

1817
00:58:24,630 --> 00:58:26,507
(YELLING)

1818
00:58:26,590 --> 00:58:27,650
- (GRUNTS)
- CALVIN: Ah, Grover,

1819
00:58:27,674 --> 00:58:29,218
- nice of you to join us.
- (GROANING)

1820
00:58:29,301 --> 00:58:31,803
Will you ever not be awkward
when you come down that slide?

1821
00:58:31,887 --> 00:58:33,847
(GRUNTS) Someday. Heh.

1822
00:58:33,931 --> 00:58:34,991
I feel like
I'm getting better at it.

1823
00:58:35,015 --> 00:58:36,767
- Mm, no.
- FELIX: No, you're not.

1824
00:58:36,850 --> 00:58:39,228
- Mm, Orchestramarama time.
- FELIX: Mm-hmm.

1825
00:58:39,311 --> 00:58:40,729
Oh! Kids. (CHUCKLES)

1826
00:58:40,812 --> 00:58:42,731
It's so great
you have kids here.

1827
00:58:42,898 --> 00:58:44,566
Hi, kids. Sinkhole kids.

1828
00:58:44,733 --> 00:58:46,401
Hey, uh, lawyer guy,

1829
00:58:46,485 --> 00:58:48,612
you got a second
for some quick legal advice?

1830
00:58:48,695 --> 00:58:49,881
- Oh. (CHUCKLES)
- Sure you do.

1831
00:58:49,905 --> 00:58:52,324
We're just gonna chat
about a lawsuit I'm in.

1832
00:58:52,491 --> 00:58:54,451
Tina, you wanted
to talk to Felix

1833
00:58:54,535 --> 00:58:55,678
- about something?
- Mm-mm, no, I didn't.

1834
00:58:55,702 --> 00:58:57,222
No, no, no, no,
you should talk to him now.

1835
00:58:57,246 --> 00:58:59,164
Really? 'Cause I'd love
to not do that.

1836
00:58:59,331 --> 00:59:00,791
Tina, talk to Felix.
You'll be fine.

1837
00:59:00,874 --> 00:59:01,976
FELIX: Oh, like
you're such a treat.

1838
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,001
TINA: Sorry, sorry.

1839
00:59:03,168 --> 00:59:04,586
Look, why don't
I give you my card

1840
00:59:04,670 --> 00:59:05,671
and you can... (GRUNTS)

1841
00:59:05,754 --> 00:59:07,506
(WHISPERING)
Felix killed Cotton Candy Dan.

1842
00:59:07,673 --> 00:59:08,799
He's framing his brother.

1843
00:59:08,966 --> 00:59:09,967
What? (SCOFFS)

1844
00:59:10,050 --> 00:59:11,927
No. No. (CHUCKLING)

1845
00:59:12,010 --> 00:59:14,050
Yes. We overheard him
planning to leave the country.

1846
00:59:14,096 --> 00:59:15,389
Well, that part's true.

1847
00:59:15,472 --> 00:59:16,866
They're both planning
to leave the country.

1848
00:59:16,890 --> 00:59:18,576
That's why they're here.
That's why I'm here.

1849
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:20,477
They made me
bring them books on tape.

1850
00:59:20,644 --> 00:59:22,124
They're mostly
coloring books on tape.

1851
00:59:22,187 --> 00:59:23,467
I don't even know
how that works.

1852
00:59:23,564 --> 00:59:25,190
What the hell?
They're fleeing together?

1853
00:59:25,274 --> 00:59:26,483
That doesn't make any sense.

1854
00:59:26,650 --> 00:59:27,901
GENE: Shall I accompany you?

1855
00:59:27,985 --> 00:59:29,254
- CALVIN: No, thank you.
- Yes, thank you.

1856
00:59:29,278 --> 00:59:30,338
- No, thank you.
- Yes, thank you.

1857
00:59:30,362 --> 00:59:31,422
- No, thank you.
- (PLAYS ORGAN)

1858
00:59:31,446 --> 00:59:32,632
Ooh, I like that.
What did you just do?

1859
00:59:32,656 --> 00:59:33,657
Keep doing that.

1860
00:59:33,991 --> 00:59:35,826
(TINA DRONING)

1861
00:59:36,785 --> 00:59:38,161
Well, this is fun.

1862
00:59:38,245 --> 00:59:39,705
Oh, um, so,

1863
00:59:39,788 --> 00:59:43,000
have you heard... you...
from Fanny lately?

1864
00:59:43,166 --> 00:59:44,585
Yes, we're back together-ish.

1865
00:59:44,751 --> 00:59:47,296
That's good.
Is she less homicidal now?

1866
00:59:47,462 --> 00:59:49,298
Yes, much less homicidal.
Thanks for asking.

1867
00:59:49,464 --> 00:59:50,924
She's my little
Fanny Fanny boo-boo.

1868
00:59:51,008 --> 00:59:52,259
Aw, you really love her, huh?

1869
00:59:52,342 --> 00:59:54,022
More than I love
how I look in this outfit.

1870
00:59:54,052 --> 00:59:55,238
- (ORGAN CONTINUES PLAYING)
- (CALVIN CHEERING)

1871
00:59:55,262 --> 00:59:58,640
Hmm. But, what if
how you feel about her,

1872
00:59:58,807 --> 01:00:01,268
how you feel about love
doesn't ever match?

1873
01:00:01,435 --> 01:00:03,812
How it really is?
In real life?

1874
01:00:03,979 --> 01:00:05,063
Well, this got deep.

1875
01:00:05,230 --> 01:00:07,150
What if no one lives up
to anyone's expectations?

1876
01:00:07,191 --> 01:00:09,026
What if I'm just letting
a butt lead my heart

1877
01:00:09,109 --> 01:00:10,670
- down a dead-end road?
- (CALVIN CONTINUES CHEERING)

1878
01:00:10,694 --> 01:00:14,573
Boy, the energy over there
seems great, doesn't it?

1879
01:00:14,656 --> 01:00:16,158
Uh, stay in school.

1880
01:00:16,241 --> 01:00:18,744
(SINGS) <i>La-la-la, la-la-la-la</i>

1881
01:00:18,827 --> 01:00:20,746
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

1882
01:00:20,829 --> 01:00:22,873
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

1883
01:00:25,209 --> 01:00:26,960
(GRUNTS) Darn it.

1884
01:00:27,503 --> 01:00:28,504
(GRUNTS)

1885
01:00:28,587 --> 01:00:29,755
(SIGHS)

1886
01:00:29,838 --> 01:00:31,131
(GRUNTS) Oh, my God.

1887
01:00:32,716 --> 01:00:34,476
CALVIN: Let's play
something jazzy, shall we?

1888
01:00:34,551 --> 01:00:35,719
GENE: Oh, yes, I love jazz.

1889
01:00:35,802 --> 01:00:37,429
Oh, is that gonna choke a fish?

1890
01:00:37,596 --> 01:00:39,407
Look, I don't know
what the deal is with Felix,

1891
01:00:39,431 --> 01:00:40,909
but you can't let them
leave the country.

1892
01:00:40,933 --> 01:00:42,100
Mr. Fischoeder's innocent.

1893
01:00:42,267 --> 01:00:44,561
But he said he's afraid
he can't beat the charge.

1894
01:00:44,728 --> 01:00:47,064
That's why they're fleeing
to Cuba. In their submarine.

1895
01:00:47,231 --> 01:00:48,708
What are you two hush-hushing
about over there?

1896
01:00:48,732 --> 01:00:50,067
Yeah. We can whisper too.

1897
01:00:50,150 --> 01:00:51,193
(MIMICS WHISPERING)

1898
01:00:51,276 --> 01:00:52,277
See? It's hurtful.

1899
01:00:52,444 --> 01:00:54,279
We're talking about
your "submarine"

1900
01:00:54,363 --> 01:00:56,031
which as your attorney
and your cousin,

1901
01:00:56,114 --> 01:00:57,449
I advise you not to use.

1902
01:00:57,616 --> 01:00:58,617
That thing works?

1903
01:00:58,700 --> 01:01:00,035
And goes places?

1904
01:01:00,202 --> 01:01:02,246
Uh, yeah. Jealous?
We tricked her out.

1905
01:01:02,412 --> 01:01:04,540
We knew we'd eventually
have to flee the country

1906
01:01:04,623 --> 01:01:05,749
for one reason or another.

1907
01:01:05,832 --> 01:01:07,084
We're naughty little Nellies.

1908
01:01:07,251 --> 01:01:09,044
This baby can even
play books on tape.

1909
01:01:09,211 --> 01:01:10,379
Grover, you bring the stuff?

1910
01:01:10,546 --> 01:01:11,755
- Yes.
- CALVIN: Oh, good.

1911
01:01:11,922 --> 01:01:13,358
- GENE: Yay.
- It's all online, you know.

1912
01:01:13,382 --> 01:01:15,634
How to convert a 1920s era
submarine-themed ride

1913
01:01:15,801 --> 01:01:17,594
into an almost-real submarine.

1914
01:01:17,761 --> 01:01:19,121
Some videos are better
than others.

1915
01:01:19,263 --> 01:01:22,349
Avoid Sub Dude's,
but overall pretty simple.

1916
01:01:22,516 --> 01:01:24,226
We shove off in an hour or so.

1917
01:01:24,393 --> 01:01:25,537
We're just waiting for the tide.

1918
01:01:25,561 --> 01:01:26,996
That's something
submarine people say.

1919
01:01:27,020 --> 01:01:28,540
And some of us
will also be able to have

1920
01:01:28,564 --> 01:01:29,815
one last land poo.

1921
01:01:29,982 --> 01:01:32,276
That's another submarine term,
I think.

1922
01:01:32,442 --> 01:01:34,736
Yep, we'll be refueling
in a secret cove

1923
01:01:34,820 --> 01:01:36,321
near Myrtle Beach by midnight.

1924
01:01:36,488 --> 01:01:39,074
And picking up someone's
on-again off-again girlfriend.

1925
01:01:39,157 --> 01:01:40,617
- Ugh.
- Oh, shush, she's great.

1926
01:01:40,784 --> 01:01:41,785
Okay, I forbid this.

1927
01:01:41,952 --> 01:01:43,453
You are going to stay
in this country,

1928
01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:45,122
face trial,
prove your innocence,

1929
01:01:45,289 --> 01:01:46,748
and continue to be our landlord

1930
01:01:46,832 --> 01:01:48,112
so we don't lose our restaurant.

1931
01:01:48,208 --> 01:01:49,585
Great speech, Louise.
Thank you.

1932
01:01:49,668 --> 01:01:50,669
Yes. You're welcome.

1933
01:01:50,752 --> 01:01:53,172
If you do decide to stay,
we should start talking

1934
01:01:53,338 --> 01:01:54,882
- about your legal strategy.
- Boring.

1935
01:01:54,965 --> 01:01:56,466
- And your arraignment.
- Boring-er.

1936
01:01:56,592 --> 01:01:57,694
Grover, let me put this
on your head,

1937
01:01:57,718 --> 01:01:58,778
so we don't have to hear you

1938
01:01:58,802 --> 01:02:00,613
- talking, talking, talking.
- No, no, no, no, no.

1939
01:02:00,637 --> 01:02:01,638
FELIX: Yay, I did it.

1940
01:02:01,722 --> 01:02:03,116
- I put a helmet on our lawyer.
- Oh, my God.

1941
01:02:03,140 --> 01:02:04,558
You ought a be on an ottoman.

1942
01:02:04,641 --> 01:02:05,910
- LOUISE: (SIGHS) Oh, my God.
- (CALVIN SCATTING)

1943
01:02:05,934 --> 01:02:07,537
(MUFFLED) No. Don't. Stop.
Don't hit my...

1944
01:02:07,561 --> 01:02:09,521
Okay, nobody wants
to solve this crime,

1945
01:02:09,605 --> 01:02:11,398
and everyone is awful.

1946
01:02:11,565 --> 01:02:12,566
Oh, let's play that game

1947
01:02:12,649 --> 01:02:13,877
where we spin you around
till you fall over.

1948
01:02:13,901 --> 01:02:15,170
GROVER: No, no,
I don't like that game.

1949
01:02:15,194 --> 01:02:16,695
(SCOFFS)
Pictures of silly rich people

1950
01:02:16,778 --> 01:02:19,364
who just go to Cuba whenever
they get charged with murder.

1951
01:02:19,448 --> 01:02:21,033
- (CALVIN WHOOPING)
- (GROVER WHIMPERS)

1952
01:02:21,116 --> 01:02:23,577
GROVER: Stop it! (GRUNTING)

1953
01:02:23,660 --> 01:02:26,663
LOUISE: Nobody will help us.
Nobody cares.

1954
01:02:26,830 --> 01:02:27,831
And the real murderer

1955
01:02:27,915 --> 01:02:29,435
will just keep living
their life and...

1956
01:02:29,499 --> 01:02:30,501
Huh?

1957
01:02:33,879 --> 01:02:36,006
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1958
01:02:36,089 --> 01:02:37,132
What the...

1959
01:02:38,175 --> 01:02:39,426
Grover?

1960
01:02:39,593 --> 01:02:40,594
GROVER: Don't like this.

1961
01:02:41,261 --> 01:02:43,096
No, I don't want... (GRUNTS)

1962
01:02:43,180 --> 01:02:44,473
(LOUISE GASPS)

1963
01:02:44,681 --> 01:02:46,099
LOUISE: That shape.

1964
01:02:46,308 --> 01:02:47,768
GROVER:
Take this thing off me.

1965
01:02:47,935 --> 01:02:49,895
Holy crap.

1966
01:02:50,062 --> 01:02:51,539
GROVER: Stop it!
LOUISE: (WHISPERING) Psst!

1967
01:02:51,563 --> 01:02:53,123
- Tina. Psst!
- TINA: (WHISPERING) What?

1968
01:02:53,190 --> 01:02:55,275
(GRUNTING MEANINGFULLY)

1969
01:02:56,485 --> 01:02:58,529
(WHISPERING) Grover. Pow-pow.

1970
01:02:58,820 --> 01:03:00,030
(GASPS) Oh.

1971
01:03:00,113 --> 01:03:01,990
I figured it out.

1972
01:03:02,157 --> 01:03:04,368
I figured it out.
(GRUNTS TRIUMPHANTLY)

1973
01:03:04,451 --> 01:03:06,495
You guys seem very excited
about something.

1974
01:03:06,662 --> 01:03:08,080
- Is it my sweet jam?
- No.

1975
01:03:08,413 --> 01:03:10,499
- (LOUISE FALTERS)
- (GROVER PANTING)

1976
01:03:10,707 --> 01:03:11,708
GROVER: What?

1977
01:03:12,501 --> 01:03:14,501
Why are you looking at me
like that? Like I farted?

1978
01:03:14,628 --> 01:03:15,788
They're the ones being jerky.

1979
01:03:16,088 --> 01:03:17,756
Oh, no reason. I forget.

1980
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:18,841
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

1981
01:03:18,924 --> 01:03:20,634
- What are you holding?
- LOUISE: Nothing.

1982
01:03:20,926 --> 01:03:22,052
Um, candy.

1983
01:03:22,135 --> 01:03:24,721
(GULPS) Mmm. So good.

1984
01:03:24,805 --> 01:03:26,390
- (GAGS)
- Now you're gagging.

1985
01:03:26,473 --> 01:03:27,516
(GAGS) No. Mm-mm.

1986
01:03:27,599 --> 01:03:28,600
- (GAGS)
- Let me see.

1987
01:03:29,226 --> 01:03:30,602
He really wants some candy.

1988
01:03:30,769 --> 01:03:31,770
GROVER: Spit it.

1989
01:03:31,895 --> 01:03:32,896
GROVER: What the...

1990
01:03:32,980 --> 01:03:34,314
Is that a tooth?

1991
01:03:34,481 --> 01:03:36,066
It's so weird looking and...

1992
01:03:36,149 --> 01:03:37,150
(GASPS)

1993
01:03:38,443 --> 01:03:41,488
That's, uh, candy for you
these days.

1994
01:03:41,655 --> 01:03:43,198
Looks like weird old teeth.

1995
01:03:43,574 --> 01:03:45,701
GROVER: I see.
And you enjoy that, do you?

1996
01:03:46,159 --> 01:03:47,953
Yeah, well, it does the trick.

1997
01:03:48,036 --> 01:03:50,372
Whoa, you're pointing
a spear gun at us.

1998
01:03:50,539 --> 01:03:52,124
Yeah, right. Whoa.

1999
01:03:52,916 --> 01:03:54,168
Nobody move.

2000
01:03:54,877 --> 01:03:56,086
Nobody move.

2001
01:03:56,170 --> 01:03:57,814
They went this way.
They must be close, right?

2002
01:03:57,838 --> 01:03:58,839
Do you see 'em?

2003
01:03:59,006 --> 01:04:01,466
DOG CARNIE:
I can't really see anything.

2004
01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:05,429
(WHISPERS) Bob,
are those the kids' bikes?

2005
01:04:05,512 --> 01:04:06,513
BOB: What the...

2006
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,182
And that's
Mr. Fischoeder's golf cart.

2007
01:04:08,348 --> 01:04:09,474
What is going on?

2008
01:04:09,641 --> 01:04:11,185
I don't know.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.

2009
01:04:11,268 --> 01:04:13,020
Oh, no, I'm slipping.

2010
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:15,147
Oh, my...
Now I'm slipping, too.

2011
01:04:15,230 --> 01:04:16,231
Sorry.

2012
01:04:16,315 --> 01:04:17,316
What's that sound?

2013
01:04:17,482 --> 01:04:19,067
Oh, God. Hold on.

2014
01:04:19,151 --> 01:04:20,277
How? Kegels.

2015
01:04:22,446 --> 01:04:23,906
Huh. Well,
now I don't hear it.

2016
01:04:24,072 --> 01:04:26,259
Come on. Let's go to the front
gate, and try to cut 'em off.

2017
01:04:26,283 --> 01:04:27,284
DOG CARNIE: Okay.

2018
01:04:27,367 --> 01:04:28,660
CARNIE: No, Fitz. This way.

2019
01:04:28,744 --> 01:04:30,871
- (BOTH GRUNT)
- BOB: Oh, God.

2020
01:04:30,954 --> 01:04:32,539
(BOB GROANING)

2021
01:04:32,623 --> 01:04:33,916
(GASPS) Didn't hurt.

2022
01:04:34,333 --> 01:04:35,792
Come on, let's go find the kids.

2023
01:04:36,877 --> 01:04:38,354
Okay, yeah,
you know what I'm gonna do?

2024
01:04:38,378 --> 01:04:40,172
I'm just gonna get
all your phones. Come on.

2025
01:04:40,547 --> 01:04:41,608
TINA: We don't have phones.

2026
01:04:41,632 --> 01:04:43,592
And it hasn't been an issue
socially at all.

2027
01:04:43,759 --> 01:04:45,969
Oh, really?
A teen girl without a phone?

2028
01:04:46,136 --> 01:04:47,176
That's what I keep saying.

2029
01:04:47,221 --> 01:04:49,199
It's just harder to justify
every year. I mean, just...

2030
01:04:49,223 --> 01:04:51,266
Yeah, we don't need
to get into it. Bye, phones.

2031
01:04:52,893 --> 01:04:54,603
So, you were looking
at the picture,

2032
01:04:54,686 --> 01:04:56,396
and you saw my banana cufflink,

2033
01:04:56,563 --> 01:04:58,732
which I bought for myself
when I graduated law school

2034
01:04:58,899 --> 01:05:00,299
'cause no one else
got me a present.

2035
01:05:00,442 --> 01:05:02,002
- Oh, boo-hoo.
- You went to law school?

2036
01:05:02,110 --> 01:05:03,237
I knew he bit me,

2037
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:05,155
but I didn't know he swallowed
the damn thing.

2038
01:05:05,322 --> 01:05:07,324
And you have that weird tooth
for some reason,

2039
01:05:07,407 --> 01:05:08,659
and it matches my scar,

2040
01:05:08,742 --> 01:05:09,743
and now everyone thinks

2041
01:05:09,826 --> 01:05:11,054
I murdered him
just 'cause I did.

2042
01:05:11,078 --> 01:05:13,539
Unbelievable.
You killed Cotton Candy Andy?

2043
01:05:13,622 --> 01:05:15,290
- TINA: Dan.
- Cotton Candy Andy Dan?

2044
01:05:15,374 --> 01:05:17,209
- It's just... Never mind.
- You framed me?

2045
01:05:17,292 --> 01:05:18,627
You're a terrible family lawyer.

2046
01:05:18,710 --> 01:05:20,420
And a selfish lover, I bet.

2047
01:05:20,587 --> 01:05:23,257
Well, we should probably
hit the road.

2048
01:05:23,423 --> 01:05:25,676
No, we're all
gonna stay right here

2049
01:05:25,843 --> 01:05:28,011
where no one's gonna
come looking for you.

2050
01:05:28,095 --> 01:05:29,930
(BOB AND LINDA SCREAMING)

2051
01:05:30,013 --> 01:05:31,014
Oh, my face!

2052
01:05:31,223 --> 01:05:34,560
Ha! Now you're in trouble.
Our mom and dad are here.

2053
01:05:36,645 --> 01:05:39,481
Oh, my babies. Oh, my babies.
(KISSING NOISILY)

2054
01:05:39,565 --> 01:05:40,732
I'm glad you're here.

2055
01:05:40,899 --> 01:05:43,443
I mean, I wish you had
more police with you.

2056
01:05:43,610 --> 01:05:45,237
But, uh, yeah,
also you look good, Mom.

2057
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:46,321
Thank you, Tina.

2058
01:05:46,405 --> 01:05:48,091
You better not have stretched
my burger suit.

2059
01:05:48,115 --> 01:05:49,366
But the bikini can stay.

2060
01:05:49,533 --> 01:05:51,719
I don't know why we didn't put
that on in the first place.

2061
01:05:51,743 --> 01:05:52,786
Sorry we skipped school.

2062
01:05:52,953 --> 01:05:53,954
You skipped school?

2063
01:05:54,079 --> 01:05:55,080
No.

2064
01:05:55,163 --> 01:05:56,164
Why'd you do that?

2065
01:05:56,331 --> 01:05:58,917
We were saving the restaurant
and solving a murder.

2066
01:05:59,084 --> 01:06:01,003
Solving a murder is no reason
to leave school.

2067
01:06:01,170 --> 01:06:03,255
Okay, Department of Education.

2068
01:06:03,338 --> 01:06:05,257
Shush, shush, shush!
I'm so annoyed.

2069
01:06:05,424 --> 01:06:07,384
How did you find us?
How did you even get in here?

2070
01:06:07,426 --> 01:06:09,386
- We saw the kids' bikes.
- Ugh, bikes!

2071
01:06:09,553 --> 01:06:11,763
And their bikes
were by some stairs.

2072
01:06:11,930 --> 01:06:12,931
So, we went up,

2073
01:06:13,015 --> 01:06:14,742
and we went into
the little electrical place.

2074
01:06:14,766 --> 01:06:16,059
- Yay, buttons.
- Linda, no.

2075
01:06:16,143 --> 01:06:17,227
(BOTH SCREAMING)

2076
01:06:17,311 --> 01:06:18,312
Yeah, Mom.

2077
01:06:18,395 --> 01:06:19,605
- No, no cheering.
- Sorry.

2078
01:06:19,771 --> 01:06:21,815
(SINGING)
<i>Diarrhea's comin' back</i>

2079
01:06:21,899 --> 01:06:24,443
- (MIDTEMPO MUSIC PLAYING)
<i>- My family's under attack</i>

2080
01:06:24,526 --> 01:06:26,820
<i>It's not so great, I do agree</i>

2081
01:06:26,987 --> 01:06:29,198
<i>I've also got a bad wedgie</i>

2082
01:06:29,364 --> 01:06:31,992
<i>Thought I could prove
I'm not a baby</i>

2083
01:06:32,159 --> 01:06:34,453
<i>But now all of us need saving</i>

2084
01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:36,872
<i>Dropped my hopes into the ocean</i>

2085
01:06:37,039 --> 01:06:39,291
<i>Sorry if a fish is chokin'</i>

2086
01:06:39,458 --> 01:06:41,502
<i>Sure, a lot is happening</i>

2087
01:06:41,668 --> 01:06:43,962
<i>But I wish
I brought my napkin thing</i>

2088
01:06:44,129 --> 01:06:46,423
<i>It might have helped
to calm us down</i>

2089
01:06:46,590 --> 01:06:49,343
Everybody, hush.
Don't make a sound.

2090
01:06:49,510 --> 01:06:51,595
But why are you doing all this?

2091
01:06:51,762 --> 01:06:53,122
Okay, good question.
I'll allow it.

2092
01:06:53,472 --> 01:06:56,517
(SINGING IN FALSETTO)
<i>Look, I'm not that evil, no</i>

2093
01:06:56,600 --> 01:06:58,602
<i>I'm not a bad person</i>

2094
01:06:58,769 --> 01:07:01,271
<i>So, I killed one carnie</i>

2095
01:07:01,355 --> 01:07:04,066
<i>Well, it's just 'cause
I'm determined</i>

2096
01:07:04,233 --> 01:07:08,987
<i>To finally get what I think
that I'm deservin'</i>

2097
01:07:09,154 --> 01:07:12,074
<i>And to turn it
into something worthy</i>

2098
01:07:12,241 --> 01:07:14,868
<i>Trust me,
I'm sure you will agree</i>

2099
01:07:15,035 --> 01:07:18,705
<i>Would you like to hear
my master plan?</i>

2100
01:07:20,374 --> 01:07:23,043
<i>Okay, can you answer faster
'Cause I asked you</i>

2101
01:07:23,210 --> 01:07:26,505
<i>Would you like to hear
my master plan?</i>

2102
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:28,298
Um, yes.

2103
01:07:28,465 --> 01:07:30,717
<i>Okay, that's more like it</i>

2104
01:07:30,884 --> 01:07:33,095
<i>I'm so glad that you asked</i>

2105
01:07:33,262 --> 01:07:36,056
You see, I'm in
the Fischoeder Family Trust,

2106
01:07:36,139 --> 01:07:37,516
because I'm in the family.

2107
01:07:37,599 --> 01:07:38,600
Well, barely.

2108
01:07:38,684 --> 01:07:39,744
He's from the bad part
of the family.

2109
01:07:39,768 --> 01:07:40,769
He means the poor part.

2110
01:07:40,853 --> 01:07:41,913
They're bad
because they're poor.

2111
01:07:41,937 --> 01:07:43,081
Shut it. Shut your front door.

2112
01:07:43,105 --> 01:07:44,165
- Okay, okay.
- OTHERS: Yeah.

2113
01:07:44,189 --> 01:07:45,190
I said okay.

2114
01:07:45,274 --> 01:07:47,359
So, in this family trust,
you see,

2115
01:07:47,442 --> 01:07:48,882
you're ineligible
to receive benefits

2116
01:07:48,986 --> 01:07:51,363
if you've been convicted
of a felony.

2117
01:07:51,530 --> 01:07:54,491
And every single one of them
has been.

2118
01:07:54,950 --> 01:07:59,037
All except for cousin Calvin,
because he never got caught.

2119
01:07:59,204 --> 01:08:00,455
- Yeah, baby.
- GROVER: Shush!

2120
01:08:00,622 --> 01:08:03,000
So, I frame him, and boom.

2121
01:08:03,166 --> 01:08:05,252
Now, if something
unfortunate happens

2122
01:08:05,335 --> 01:08:06,545
to Calvin and Felix,

2123
01:08:06,712 --> 01:08:08,213
whom will they suspect?

2124
01:08:08,380 --> 01:08:10,507
Not me, no, no, no.
Why would they?

2125
01:08:10,674 --> 01:08:12,514
Something unfortunate
is going to happen to us?

2126
01:08:12,593 --> 01:08:13,969
Uh, yes. Surprise.

2127
01:08:14,136 --> 01:08:15,512
- Oh, poo.
- Wait, both of us?

2128
01:08:15,679 --> 01:08:17,639
Yeah, sorry.
You were so insistent

2129
01:08:17,723 --> 01:08:19,116
about going
with your brother to Cuba...

2130
01:08:19,140 --> 01:08:20,684
- I bought an outfit.
- Yes, we know.

2131
01:08:20,850 --> 01:08:22,310
But let's just say
your submarine

2132
01:08:22,394 --> 01:08:23,604
isn't going to go to Cuba.

2133
01:08:23,770 --> 01:08:24,770
Oh. Cancun?

2134
01:08:24,938 --> 01:08:26,538
It won't make it out
from under the pier.

2135
01:08:26,648 --> 01:08:28,066
- Oh, my.
- Oh, dear.

2136
01:08:28,233 --> 01:08:30,694
Did you think that sub
was gonna make it to Cuba?

2137
01:08:30,777 --> 01:08:31,880
Hmm, I think
we might have gotten

2138
01:08:31,904 --> 01:08:33,464
a little too excited
about the sub idea.

2139
01:08:33,529 --> 01:08:35,240
I mean,
isn't it just an old ride?

2140
01:08:35,407 --> 01:08:36,658
Yes, it runs on tokens.

2141
01:08:36,825 --> 01:08:38,410
But not
the best frame job, right?

2142
01:08:38,577 --> 01:08:40,370
I mean,
why bury Cotton Candy Dan

2143
01:08:40,453 --> 01:08:42,581
in front of our restaurant
and then wait six years?

2144
01:08:42,663 --> 01:08:43,703
BELCHERS: Huh.
TINA: Right.

2145
01:08:43,749 --> 01:08:45,310
I didn't bury him
in front of your restaurant.

2146
01:08:45,334 --> 01:08:47,461
And I didn't wanna wait
six years.

2147
01:08:47,627 --> 01:08:48,670
(DRAMATICALLY) Six years.

2148
01:08:48,837 --> 01:08:49,880
Easy. Easy.

2149
01:08:50,046 --> 01:08:51,482
Maybe we should hold off
on the questions.

2150
01:08:51,506 --> 01:08:54,051
I had it all worked out.
A top-rate murder.

2151
01:08:54,218 --> 01:08:56,011
<i>I shoot Mr. Carnie
with Calvin's gun.</i>

2152
01:08:56,094 --> 01:08:57,304
<i>I stick him in a pile of dirt,</i>

2153
01:08:57,386 --> 01:08:58,471
<i>or whatever yucky stuff</i>

2154
01:08:58,555 --> 01:08:59,616
<i>was near the entrance
to the wharf.</i>

2155
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:01,183
<i>I leave the stupid foot
sticking out,</i>

2156
01:09:01,265 --> 01:09:02,625
<i>so someone
would be sure to see it.</i>

2157
01:09:02,768 --> 01:09:03,769
<i>But little did I know</i>

2158
01:09:03,852 --> 01:09:05,395
<i>that some numbskull
backhoe operator</i>

2159
01:09:05,479 --> 01:09:07,564
<i>working for the city
was gonna scoop up that pile</i>

2160
01:09:07,648 --> 01:09:09,524
without even checking
for dead carnies.

2161
01:09:09,691 --> 01:09:10,943
I come back, I've got no body.

2162
01:09:11,026 --> 01:09:12,378
I didn't know
where they'd brought the dirt.

2163
01:09:12,402 --> 01:09:13,963
And it's not like I could
go around asking,

2164
01:09:13,987 --> 01:09:16,067
"Hey, what's the word?
Did anyone find any dead guys?

2165
01:09:16,113 --> 01:09:17,273
"This tall? Kind of a biter?"

2166
01:09:17,323 --> 01:09:18,325
It was a nightmare.

2167
01:09:18,408 --> 01:09:19,493
But thankfully, blessedly,

2168
01:09:19,576 --> 01:09:21,370
your stupid pipe burst
and saved the day.

2169
01:09:21,537 --> 01:09:23,205
The skeleton was found,
frame job back on,

2170
01:09:23,287 --> 01:09:24,407
and it's true what they say,

2171
01:09:24,540 --> 01:09:25,999
good things happen
to good people.

2172
01:09:26,166 --> 01:09:27,167
Wait a second.

2173
01:09:27,251 --> 01:09:29,837
Is this all about
your silly mega-park idea?

2174
01:09:30,254 --> 01:09:31,337
- Yes.
- CALVIN: Mm-hmm.

2175
01:09:31,421 --> 01:09:34,550
(SINGING)
<i>This is about my mega-park</i>

2176
01:09:34,716 --> 01:09:36,969
<i>My much more efficient
and profitable</i>

2177
01:09:37,051 --> 01:09:40,389
<i>Than your stupid pier mega-park</i>

2178
01:09:40,555 --> 01:09:42,057
{\an8}<i>-It'll have gift shops
</i>-Oh.

2179
01:09:42,140 --> 01:09:43,535
<i>-So many gift shops
</i>-I love gift shops.

2180
01:09:43,559 --> 01:09:45,685
<i>-And so much parking
</i>-BOB: Lin!

2181
01:09:45,853 --> 01:09:49,147
<i>And I'll get the best marketers</i>

2182
01:09:49,314 --> 01:09:52,192
<i>To do the best marketing</i>

2183
01:09:52,359 --> 01:09:56,780
<i>And indoor motion
simulator rides</i>

2184
01:09:56,947 --> 01:09:59,867
<i>If you could see my scale models</i>

2185
01:10:00,033 --> 01:10:04,496
<i>Then you'd understand
why Cotton Candy Dan</i>

2186
01:10:05,414 --> 01:10:07,499
<i>Had to die</i>

2187
01:10:07,666 --> 01:10:08,893
- It's gonna be so worth it.
- Okay.

2188
01:10:08,917 --> 01:10:10,752
Because business dreams
are about business.

2189
01:10:10,919 --> 01:10:12,546
They're not about dreams.

2190
01:10:12,713 --> 01:10:14,256
- That's not true.
- All right then.

2191
01:10:14,423 --> 01:10:15,632
<i>I think I got it figured out</i>

2192
01:10:15,716 --> 01:10:16,996
<i>I think that this is what I need</i>

2193
01:10:17,050 --> 01:10:18,302
<i>You're gonna all get in the sub</i>

2194
01:10:18,385 --> 01:10:19,845
<i>And then I'll launch you
in the sea</i>

2195
01:10:20,012 --> 01:10:23,765
<i>No, no,
I don't think that's right</i>

2196
01:10:23,932 --> 01:10:24,933
No, that's right.

2197
01:10:25,017 --> 01:10:26,119
<i>You won't be able to get out</i>

2198
01:10:26,143 --> 01:10:27,383
<i>The handle's broken from inside</i>

2199
01:10:27,477 --> 01:10:29,117
<i>-Then the pier will be on fire
</i>-ALL: What?

2200
01:10:29,229 --> 01:10:30,689
<i>Well, you caused it,
then you died</i>

2201
01:10:30,856 --> 01:10:34,860
(HARMONIZING)
<i>Oh, that's so careless of us</i>

2202
01:10:35,027 --> 01:10:36,320
Yeah, what they'll say is this.

2203
01:10:36,486 --> 01:10:37,613
<i>Metal wheels on metal tracks</i>

2204
01:10:37,696 --> 01:10:38,965
<i>Will cause a spark,
a little flare</i>

2205
01:10:38,989 --> 01:10:40,216
<i>Whoops, the drapes,
they catch on fire</i>

2206
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:41,509
<i>And it just gets worse
from there</i>

2207
01:10:41,533 --> 01:10:42,659
<i>Up it goes into the Molehill</i>

2208
01:10:42,743 --> 01:10:43,928
<i>Which now seems to be quite full</i>

2209
01:10:43,952 --> 01:10:45,204
<i>Of cute and fluffy, very burny</i>

2210
01:10:45,287 --> 01:10:46,538
<i>Flammable stuffed animals</i>

2211
01:10:46,705 --> 01:10:48,349
- So, they don't come to life?
- I guess not.

2212
01:10:48,373 --> 01:10:51,001
And then the Molehill turns
into Mole Hell.

2213
01:10:51,168 --> 01:10:52,503
That's what we call Dad's back.

2214
01:10:52,586 --> 01:10:54,296
- We do?
<i>- Oh, oh-oh</i>

2215
01:10:54,379 --> 01:10:58,050
<i>I have so many problems
with this plan</i>

2216
01:10:58,217 --> 01:10:59,402
Like what? People on the pier?

2217
01:10:59,426 --> 01:11:00,802
Gone. I'm closing early.
What else?

2218
01:11:00,969 --> 01:11:02,846
You would burn in the fire, too?

2219
01:11:03,013 --> 01:11:04,556
Nope. I made a fuse
out of cooking oil,

2220
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:06,183
sugar and balloon string.

2221
01:11:06,350 --> 01:11:08,143
All things you'd find
in an amusement pier.

2222
01:11:08,310 --> 01:11:09,478
It's gonna go up the stairs,

2223
01:11:09,561 --> 01:11:11,146
over the roof
of this stupid room.

2224
01:11:11,313 --> 01:11:16,068
<i>And arson investigators
will never suspect a thing</i>

2225
01:11:16,235 --> 01:11:18,904
My fuse and my brilliant
flammable stuffed animals idea

2226
01:11:19,071 --> 01:11:20,673
gives me just enough time
to get back to the gym,

2227
01:11:20,697 --> 01:11:21,698
which is my alibi.

2228
01:11:21,782 --> 01:11:22,884
<i>I went there just an hour ago</i>

2229
01:11:22,908 --> 01:11:24,308
<i>I said the steam room
was too steamy</i>

2230
01:11:24,409 --> 01:11:25,569
<i>I made a pretty damn big show</i>

2231
01:11:25,619 --> 01:11:27,996
<i>Then I slipped out the window
And that's how I got here now</i>

2232
01:11:28,163 --> 01:11:30,332
<i>I just sneak back in
through the window</i>

2233
01:11:30,415 --> 01:11:31,416
<i>And boom</i>

2234
01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:32,644
<i>I've been at the gym three hours</i>

2235
01:11:32,668 --> 01:11:34,753
I don't know if you have
three hour gym body. Sorry.

2236
01:11:34,837 --> 01:11:36,088
Yeah, it's not believable.

2237
01:11:36,171 --> 01:11:37,690
- No, you're too pasty.
- (GRUNTS ANGRILY)

2238
01:11:37,714 --> 01:11:40,384
Also, your mega-park is
mega-dumb. And so are you.

2239
01:11:40,467 --> 01:11:42,052
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)

2240
01:11:42,135 --> 01:11:44,263
(SIGHS) I want to amend
my earlier statement.

2241
01:11:44,429 --> 01:11:46,139
- Here we go.
- I'm not that evil.

2242
01:11:46,390 --> 01:11:51,895
<i>But I'm feeling evil today</i>

2243
01:11:52,646 --> 01:11:54,147
(MUSIC ENDS IN FLOURISH)

2244
01:11:55,274 --> 01:11:56,334
CARNIE:
Closing the park early.

2245
01:11:56,358 --> 01:11:57,359
Always feels weird, huh?

2246
01:11:57,442 --> 01:11:59,254
FITZ: Yeah, we never found
those burger people.

2247
01:11:59,278 --> 01:12:01,113
Well, chasing them's
the fun part, isn't it?

2248
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:02,573
Hey, you wearing
that thing home?

2249
01:12:02,656 --> 01:12:03,758
FITZ: Yeah, you know,
I have a date later.

2250
01:12:03,782 --> 01:12:04,783
Oh, good for you.

2251
01:12:05,450 --> 01:12:09,079
(SIGHS) That was close.
That was close.

2252
01:12:09,246 --> 01:12:11,164
Glad we got you out of there,
little cart.

2253
01:12:11,331 --> 01:12:13,959
But boy, oh, boy, did you
do good selling burgers!

2254
01:12:14,126 --> 01:12:15,878
I wouldn't be surprised
if Bob and Linda

2255
01:12:15,961 --> 01:12:17,713
use you every day from now on.

2256
01:12:18,380 --> 01:12:20,591
Oh, no.
No, no.

2257
01:12:20,674 --> 01:12:22,968
- (SAD MUSIC PLAYING)
- Oh! Oh!

2258
01:12:23,051 --> 01:12:24,845
Okay. Okay.

2259
01:12:25,137 --> 01:12:26,346
(SNIFFLING)

2260
01:12:26,430 --> 01:12:27,472
That's okay.

2261
01:12:28,056 --> 01:12:29,057
You rest now.

2262
01:12:29,850 --> 01:12:31,018
You did good.

2263
01:12:31,185 --> 01:12:32,728
You're a brave little cart.

2264
01:12:32,895 --> 01:12:35,480
(SOBBING)
You're a brave little cart.

2265
01:12:36,023 --> 01:12:37,232
Get outta here.

2266
01:12:37,399 --> 01:12:39,151
Not now, little King Trashmouth.

2267
01:12:39,234 --> 01:12:40,319
Get outta here.

2268
01:12:40,402 --> 01:12:44,072
(SOBBING)
Oh, God. Oh, God.

2269
01:12:45,324 --> 01:12:46,804
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- Oh. What time is it?

2270
01:12:46,867 --> 01:12:48,285
The hockey game's on.

2271
01:12:48,452 --> 01:12:49,912
It's playoffs.

2272
01:12:50,078 --> 01:12:51,747
I might go over to Pesto's

2273
01:12:51,830 --> 01:12:54,249
and watch a little bit
until Bob and Linda get back.

2274
01:12:54,416 --> 01:12:57,544
The cart would want me
to keep on living, right?

2275
01:12:57,711 --> 01:13:00,339
Yeah, yeah, you're nodding,
right? You're nodding, yeah.

2276
01:13:00,506 --> 01:13:02,275
(WHISPERS) That's my drink.
He's drinking my drink.

2277
01:13:02,299 --> 01:13:03,300
- BOB: Shh.
- You "shh."

2278
01:13:03,467 --> 01:13:04,968
Ugh. Don't like that.

2279
01:13:05,052 --> 01:13:06,678
Okay, in the sub.
Fischoeders first.

2280
01:13:06,845 --> 01:13:09,431
And don't make this a thing.
It's been a stressful day.

2281
01:13:09,515 --> 01:13:10,516
- Come on.
- No.

2282
01:13:10,599 --> 01:13:11,951
- In you go. Mm-mm.
- (FELIX GROANS)

2283
01:13:11,975 --> 01:13:13,393
Grover, I just want you to know

2284
01:13:13,477 --> 01:13:15,437
that one time
when you were up at the house,

2285
01:13:15,604 --> 01:13:19,066
Felix and I sat on your
sandwich. Bare-bottomed.

2286
01:13:19,233 --> 01:13:21,193
And then we served it to you,
and you ate it all.

2287
01:13:21,276 --> 01:13:22,611
Ugh. I knew it.

2288
01:13:22,778 --> 01:13:25,030
I tasted baby powder
and I thought to myself,

2289
01:13:25,197 --> 01:13:27,032
how would baby powder
get on a sandwich?

2290
01:13:27,199 --> 01:13:28,426
And I was like,
did they get salt

2291
01:13:28,450 --> 01:13:29,576
and baby powder mixed up?

2292
01:13:29,660 --> 01:13:30,661
But then I was like,

2293
01:13:30,744 --> 01:13:31,971
no, you know exactly
what happened.

2294
01:13:31,995 --> 01:13:33,556
- They sat on your sandwich...
- (WHISPERS) What?

2295
01:13:33,580 --> 01:13:34,933
- ...because that's just...
- CALVIN: Mm. Mm.

2296
01:13:34,957 --> 01:13:36,684
GROVER: ...the kind of thing
they think is funny.

2297
01:13:36,708 --> 01:13:39,002
They powder their bums
like they're from the 1800s

2298
01:13:39,086 --> 01:13:40,355
and they pulled down
their little pants

2299
01:13:40,379 --> 01:13:41,439
and they sat on your sandwich...

2300
01:13:41,463 --> 01:13:42,464
(WHISPERS) I can't.

2301
01:13:42,548 --> 01:13:43,608
GROVER: ...and I hate them.

2302
01:13:43,632 --> 01:13:45,192
They're immature idiots
and I hate them.

2303
01:13:46,510 --> 01:13:47,511
What the...

2304
01:13:47,594 --> 01:13:49,429
Go, burger people. Go!

2305
01:13:49,596 --> 01:13:51,515
Go, go, go. Get help.

2306
01:13:51,598 --> 01:13:52,975
(PANTING) Damn it.

2307
01:13:53,892 --> 01:13:54,893
(GRUNTS)

2308
01:13:54,977 --> 01:13:56,728
I hate this stupid
secret clubhouse.

2309
01:13:57,020 --> 01:13:58,564
(BOTH GIGGLING)

2310
01:13:59,147 --> 01:14:00,274
Ow. Where are we?

2311
01:14:00,357 --> 01:14:01,400
LOUISE: Get in the clam.

2312
01:14:02,067 --> 01:14:03,402
Uh, okay.

2313
01:14:03,485 --> 01:14:04,671
- Okay, okay.
- (GROVER PANTING)

2314
01:14:04,695 --> 01:14:05,696
Dad, Dad, Dad.

2315
01:14:05,863 --> 01:14:07,197
- Yep. Yep. Yep.
- Go, Bob.

2316
01:14:07,364 --> 01:14:08,800
LOUISE: He's coming.
BOB: No, I know.

2317
01:14:08,824 --> 01:14:09,825
- Oh, boy.
- Yep.

2318
01:14:12,244 --> 01:14:13,412
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)

2319
01:14:14,621 --> 01:14:16,748
(WHIMPERS)
Where the hell are we going?

2320
01:14:16,915 --> 01:14:19,459
I don't know, Bob. Just get us
away from that lawyer.

2321
01:14:19,626 --> 01:14:22,462
BOB: How do we get out
of this place? It's a maze.

2322
01:14:24,089 --> 01:14:26,592
Is there, like,
an exit sign somewhere?

2323
01:14:27,009 --> 01:14:29,052
Ahh! Oh, fun house mirror.
Ha-ha.

2324
01:14:29,469 --> 01:14:31,180
(ALL SCREAMING)

2325
01:14:32,014 --> 01:14:33,515
LINDA: Oh, Bobby. Go, go, go.

2326
01:14:33,599 --> 01:14:34,701
GENE: Uh, yeah,
I don't wanna pile on,

2327
01:14:34,725 --> 01:14:35,934
but go, Dad.
Please, very much.

2328
01:14:36,018 --> 01:14:37,078
BOB: Does anyone
wanna talk about

2329
01:14:37,102 --> 01:14:38,454
that I'm actually doing
really well,

2330
01:14:38,478 --> 01:14:40,123
considering that I've never
driven down here before

2331
01:14:40,147 --> 01:14:41,857
in this weird under-pier,
whatever this is?

2332
01:14:41,940 --> 01:14:43,585
LOUISE: Ugh. Okay, you're
doing really, really well.

2333
01:14:43,609 --> 01:14:45,152
LINDA: Everyone compliment
your father.

2334
01:14:45,235 --> 01:14:46,379
GENE: Um, I think you're
handsome for your age,

2335
01:14:46,403 --> 01:14:47,505
which is what, 65...
(GRUNTS)

2336
01:14:47,529 --> 01:14:49,615
- BOB: Oh, my God!
- He's ramming us!

2337
01:14:49,990 --> 01:14:51,825
- (GROVER GRUNTS)
- LINDA: Hey, cut it out!

2338
01:14:53,285 --> 01:14:54,286
(YELLS)

2339
01:14:57,331 --> 01:14:58,332
(GASPS)

2340
01:14:58,790 --> 01:14:59,791
(ALL GASP)

2341
01:15:00,626 --> 01:15:01,627
ALL: Ahh!

2342
01:15:02,211 --> 01:15:04,004
- (GRUNTS)
- (ALL WHIMPERING)

2343
01:15:04,087 --> 01:15:05,255
TINA: No, no, no.

2344
01:15:05,422 --> 01:15:07,508
No, no, no.
Why? Why?

2345
01:15:08,842 --> 01:15:10,344
(ALL GRUNTING)

2346
01:15:11,303 --> 01:15:12,888
LINDA: Did we lose him?
Did we lose him?

2347
01:15:13,055 --> 01:15:14,723
TINA: I don't know.
Maybe. Kinda.

2348
01:15:14,932 --> 01:15:17,100
BOB: (GRUNTING)
I think we lost him.

2349
01:15:17,184 --> 01:15:18,227
TINA: Yay, Dad.

2350
01:15:18,310 --> 01:15:19,370
Yeah, but I'm just gonna say it,

2351
01:15:19,394 --> 01:15:20,854
this is one of
our worst road trips.

2352
01:15:20,938 --> 01:15:22,397
Eh... I mean, it's up there.

2353
01:15:22,481 --> 01:15:24,107
(ALL SCREAMING)

2354
01:15:27,110 --> 01:15:30,030
Oh, Bob, what if
you bust through there,

2355
01:15:30,113 --> 01:15:31,382
and we jump down onto the beach?

2356
01:15:31,406 --> 01:15:32,550
LOUISE: What?
GENE: Great idea.

2357
01:15:32,574 --> 01:15:34,910
- I see no problems.
- Oh, God. Okay.

2358
01:15:35,327 --> 01:15:37,327
I hate this. I hate this.
I hate this. I hate this.

2359
01:15:37,454 --> 01:15:39,540
I hate this. I hate this.
I hate this. I hate this.

2360
01:15:39,623 --> 01:15:40,832
Oh, crap. Oh, God!
Hold on!

2361
01:15:41,416 --> 01:15:43,710
(ALL SCREAMING)

2362
01:15:46,088 --> 01:15:47,923
(ALL GRUNTING)

2363
01:15:48,006 --> 01:15:49,842
Oh, that was terrible.
Oh, I didn't like that.

2364
01:15:50,008 --> 01:15:51,718
We really lost him
this time, right?

2365
01:15:52,302 --> 01:15:54,471
(GRUNTING)

2366
01:15:54,555 --> 01:15:56,014
(SHRIEKS) He jumped too.

2367
01:15:56,181 --> 01:15:57,432
Man, that was our thing.

2368
01:15:57,599 --> 01:15:58,976
Drive, Dad, drive.

2369
01:15:59,142 --> 01:16:00,811
I'm going as fast as I can go.

2370
01:16:02,020 --> 01:16:04,064
TINA: Would it be faster
to get out and walk?

2371
01:16:04,231 --> 01:16:06,066
- Bob, take the ramp.
- Uh-huh. Yep.

2372
01:16:07,442 --> 01:16:08,610
(CAR GROANS)

2373
01:16:09,486 --> 01:16:10,821
No, no, no, no.

2374
01:16:13,991 --> 01:16:15,742
- (AIR HISSES)
- Ha-ha!

2375
01:16:15,826 --> 01:16:17,327
LINDA: What was that?
What happened?

2376
01:16:17,411 --> 01:16:19,788
BOB: Uh, I think
he shot out our tire.

2377
01:16:19,955 --> 01:16:20,995
LINDA: Do we have a spare?

2378
01:16:21,123 --> 01:16:22,332
- KIDS: What?
- I don't know.

2379
01:16:22,499 --> 01:16:24,835
Well, he only had one arrow.
That's good, right?

2380
01:16:25,002 --> 01:16:27,796
Yeah, but maybe
we keep driving anyway,

2381
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:28,881
if we can.

2382
01:16:28,964 --> 01:16:30,424
If you call this driving.

2383
01:16:30,591 --> 01:16:31,592
BOB: Sorry, signs.

2384
01:16:31,675 --> 01:16:32,875
TINA: Hey, this is our street.

2385
01:16:32,968 --> 01:16:34,595
Is he back there? Kids?

2386
01:16:34,678 --> 01:16:36,889
I can't tell.
Everyone, be less moist.

2387
01:16:37,055 --> 01:16:39,433
BOB: There's our giant hole.
That's how we know we're home.

2388
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:40,952
Uh, all right.
If he's not back there,

2389
01:16:40,976 --> 01:16:43,061
maybe we jump out, go inside,
and call the police.

2390
01:16:43,228 --> 01:16:45,105
I just got comfortable,
but okay.

2391
01:16:45,230 --> 01:16:47,107
- Oh, come on, it's stuck?
- Oh, no.

2392
01:16:47,191 --> 01:16:49,252
It must've got crunched when
we jumped on to the beach.

2393
01:16:49,276 --> 01:16:51,076
All right. I'm hoping
one of these is reverse.

2394
01:16:51,236 --> 01:16:52,956
It'll be the one
that makes us go backwards.

2395
01:16:53,113 --> 01:16:54,406
- Thanks.
- (THUD)

2396
01:16:54,948 --> 01:16:56,033
- BOB: Oh, God.
- (CRASHING)

2397
01:16:56,116 --> 01:16:57,596
It's him.
The brakes, Bob, the brakes.

2398
01:16:57,701 --> 01:16:59,244
I'm stepping on the brakes.

2399
01:17:00,412 --> 01:17:02,039
LINDA: He's gonna
push us into the hole.

2400
01:17:02,122 --> 01:17:03,558
GENE: Crime hole.
BOB AND LINDA: Gene.

2401
01:17:03,582 --> 01:17:04,875
{\an8}BOB: Oh, God. Kids, hold on.

2402
01:17:05,042 --> 01:17:06,043
Oh, no, no, no.

2403
01:17:07,002 --> 01:17:08,879
(ALL SCREAMING)

2404
01:17:10,464 --> 01:17:11,465
BOB: Everybody okay?

2405
01:17:11,548 --> 01:17:12,633
ALL: Yeah.

2406
01:17:12,799 --> 01:17:14,968
Someone must have seen that.

2407
01:17:17,012 --> 01:17:18,281
ANNOUNCER: (ON TV)
<i>He shoots, he scores.</i>

2408
01:17:18,305 --> 01:17:19,556
Yay! Oh, whoops.

2409
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:22,059
(GROVER HUMMING)

2410
01:17:25,270 --> 01:17:27,105
(CONTINUES HUMMING)

2411
01:17:29,399 --> 01:17:30,692
- Oh, no.
- What's happening?

2412
01:17:30,859 --> 01:17:33,278
- He's burying us.
- (TINA GASPING)

2413
01:17:33,362 --> 01:17:35,197
We gotta get out of here
right now.

2414
01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:38,700
(GRUNTING) Open!
Open! Open! Open! Open!

2415
01:17:38,867 --> 01:17:41,245
Come on, clam,
let us out of you!

2416
01:17:41,411 --> 01:17:43,097
Okay, I'm gonna try
and break the windshield.

2417
01:17:43,121 --> 01:17:44,289
Everybody, move back.

2418
01:17:44,373 --> 01:17:45,517
How are we supposed
to move back?

2419
01:17:45,541 --> 01:17:47,584
I don't know.
(GRUNTING)

2420
01:17:47,668 --> 01:17:48,710
Okay, now pound for real.

2421
01:17:48,877 --> 01:17:49,878
I am pounding for real.

2422
01:17:49,962 --> 01:17:51,463
It won't break.
It's thick glass.

2423
01:17:51,630 --> 01:17:52,923
I'm gonna try and use my legs.

2424
01:17:53,006 --> 01:17:55,300
(GRUNTS)
I can't get my legs up.

2425
01:17:55,634 --> 01:17:57,594
(BOB AND LINDA GRUNTING)

2426
01:17:57,678 --> 01:17:59,721
It's fine.
You're just a bulldozer.

2427
01:17:59,888 --> 01:18:02,474
A lobster bulldozer
pushing some dirt into a hole.

2428
01:18:02,641 --> 01:18:04,601
Not onto a family.
No, far from it.

2429
01:18:04,768 --> 01:18:07,145
Just fixing the street
like a helpful little lobster.

2430
01:18:09,064 --> 01:18:10,333
Oh, my God.
We're being buried alive

2431
01:18:10,357 --> 01:18:11,709
in a hole
in front of our restaurant.

2432
01:18:11,733 --> 01:18:14,278
This is my nightmare.
We're living my nightmare.

2433
01:18:14,444 --> 01:18:16,363
Phones. We can use our phones.
Where are they?

2434
01:18:16,530 --> 01:18:18,907
- Grover took our phones.
- (HYPERVENTILATES)

2435
01:18:18,991 --> 01:18:21,118
Holy crap. Oh, God. (HUFFS)

2436
01:18:21,201 --> 01:18:22,202
Kids, hold my hands.

2437
01:18:22,369 --> 01:18:24,049
Where are your hands?
Where are your hands?

2438
01:18:24,079 --> 01:18:26,331
And put that memory in a place
you don't think about.

2439
01:18:26,498 --> 01:18:28,041
Now, let's get back
to the wharf,

2440
01:18:28,208 --> 01:18:29,877
launch my cousins into the sea,

2441
01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:31,670
and we're back on track, baby.

2442
01:18:32,004 --> 01:18:33,505
(BOB AND LINDA GRUNTING)

2443
01:18:33,589 --> 01:18:36,091
BOB: Okay, I gotta think.
I don't wanna breathe

2444
01:18:36,175 --> 01:18:37,676
- all of our oxygen.
- LINDA: Oh!

2445
01:18:37,759 --> 01:18:39,136
BOB: Yeah,
not to scare anybody,

2446
01:18:39,219 --> 01:18:40,488
but, um, don't breathe too much.

2447
01:18:40,512 --> 01:18:41,739
LINDA: I'm gonna
stop breathing.

2448
01:18:41,763 --> 01:18:43,283
You kids breathe my air.
(INHALES DEEPLY)

2449
01:18:43,307 --> 01:18:44,534
BOB: No, Lin, just...
LINDA: (EXHALES) Oh, God.

2450
01:18:44,558 --> 01:18:46,185
That's hard.
How long was that?

2451
01:18:46,351 --> 01:18:47,431
LOUISE: Like, five minutes.

2452
01:18:47,477 --> 01:18:49,497
TINA: I think I could breathe
less if it wasn't so dark.

2453
01:18:49,521 --> 01:18:51,802
GENE: I have something that
will make people breathe less.

2454
01:18:51,857 --> 01:18:54,610
- ALL: Oh, Gene.
- I'm sorry, it's a fear fart.

2455
01:18:54,693 --> 01:18:57,112
LOUISE: Oh! I have
my Kuchi Kopi night light.

2456
01:18:57,487 --> 01:18:59,239
ALL: Ah! No.

2457
01:18:59,573 --> 01:19:01,158
Ah. No.

2458
01:19:01,742 --> 01:19:05,078
Ugh! Stay on, Kuchi.
It's your one job!

2459
01:19:05,495 --> 01:19:07,414
GENE: This is like
the worst rave.

2460
01:19:07,497 --> 01:19:09,750
(GROVER HUMMING)

2461
01:19:13,837 --> 01:19:15,714
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Bye.

2462
01:19:24,223 --> 01:19:26,517
Well, he's officially
my least favorite cousin.

2463
01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:28,560
- What about Baxter?
- He's dead.

2464
01:19:28,644 --> 01:19:29,746
Yeah, but he's still the worst.

2465
01:19:29,770 --> 01:19:30,771
That's true.

2466
01:19:30,854 --> 01:19:33,232
Okey do key.
Submarine launch, check.

2467
01:19:33,398 --> 01:19:34,566
All right. Fuse.

2468
01:19:34,733 --> 01:19:36,693
So glad I made a to-do list.
(SNORTS)

2469
01:19:42,074 --> 01:19:43,075
Damn it.

2470
01:19:45,369 --> 01:19:46,370
Oh, good.

2471
01:19:48,914 --> 01:19:50,123
Oh, my God.

2472
01:19:55,504 --> 01:19:56,672
(HUMMING)

2473
01:19:56,755 --> 01:19:58,590
Yep. (SCATTING)

2474
01:19:58,674 --> 01:19:59,675
(SINGING) <i>I'm doin' it</i>

2475
01:19:59,842 --> 01:20:01,677
<i>I'm doin' it I'm doin' it</i>

2476
01:20:02,094 --> 01:20:04,847
(BOB GRUNTING)

2477
01:20:04,930 --> 01:20:06,223
BOB: I can't break it.

2478
01:20:06,390 --> 01:20:07,850
LOUISE: This is all my fault.

2479
01:20:08,725 --> 01:20:10,352
Well, don't everybody
speak at once.

2480
01:20:10,519 --> 01:20:13,397
LINDA: No, honey, it's not
your fault. That much.

2481
01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:14,481
LOUISE: It is though.

2482
01:20:14,565 --> 01:20:16,692
I wanted to track down
the killer

2483
01:20:16,775 --> 01:20:19,695
and save the restaurant
and prove... (SIGHS)

2484
01:20:19,778 --> 01:20:21,196
Prove I wasn't a baby.

2485
01:20:21,363 --> 01:20:22,614
Oh! Now you come on.

2486
01:20:22,781 --> 01:20:24,575
Oh, my baby. I mean, sorry.

2487
01:20:24,741 --> 01:20:28,328
No, stupid Chloe Barbash
was right. I am a baby.

2488
01:20:28,495 --> 01:20:30,080
I was too scared
to go in the hole,

2489
01:20:30,247 --> 01:20:32,583
I was too scared to open
the secret nipple door.

2490
01:20:32,749 --> 01:20:34,084
Tina had to do it for me,

2491
01:20:34,168 --> 01:20:36,670
and I wear these frickin' ears.

2492
01:20:37,254 --> 01:20:38,422
I mean, if you're brave,

2493
01:20:38,505 --> 01:20:40,215
you don't have to prove
you're brave.

2494
01:20:40,382 --> 01:20:41,758
You just are brave.

2495
01:20:41,925 --> 01:20:44,219
BOB: What?
Louise, you're brave.

2496
01:20:44,386 --> 01:20:45,971
You're one of
the bravest people I know.

2497
01:20:46,054 --> 01:20:47,139
LOUISE: It's not true.

2498
01:20:47,222 --> 01:20:49,266
Also, you don't know
that many people.

2499
01:20:49,349 --> 01:20:50,350
BOB: Hmm.

2500
01:20:50,434 --> 01:20:52,936
LOUISE: I've never been brave.
Come on, the ears?

2501
01:20:53,103 --> 01:20:54,873
The only reason I got these
in the first place

2502
01:20:54,897 --> 01:20:55,981
was because I was scared.

2503
01:20:56,064 --> 01:20:57,250
BOB: What?
LINDA: What do you mean?

2504
01:20:57,274 --> 01:20:58,543
LOUISE: You know.
You gave them to me

2505
01:20:58,567 --> 01:21:00,647
'cause I was scared about
the first day of preschool.

2506
01:21:00,694 --> 01:21:02,196
That's not how it happened.

2507
01:21:02,362 --> 01:21:03,447
I mean, you were nervous,

2508
01:21:03,530 --> 01:21:05,490
and we had this idea
to make you the hat.

2509
01:21:05,657 --> 01:21:06,867
Your mother made it.

2510
01:21:07,034 --> 01:21:08,952
It's sort of in honor of my mom,

2511
01:21:09,036 --> 01:21:10,162
your grandmother.

2512
01:21:10,329 --> 01:21:13,665
<i>She used to wear this
brightly-colored winter hat.</i>

2513
01:21:14,458 --> 01:21:17,085
<i>Even in warm weather.
It was a little weird.</i>

2514
01:21:17,252 --> 01:21:20,005
<i>But it was kinda cute, I guess.</i>

2515
01:21:20,422 --> 01:21:21,423
<i>She always said it was</i>

2516
01:21:21,507 --> 01:21:22,942
<i>'cause she didn't feel
like doing her hair.</i>

2517
01:21:22,966 --> 01:21:24,092
I think she just liked it.

2518
01:21:24,259 --> 01:21:26,762
And I had extra material,
so, uh, rabbit ears.

2519
01:21:26,929 --> 01:21:29,139
But I made them after
your first day at preschool.

2520
01:21:29,306 --> 01:21:31,141
To celebrate.
Because you were so brave.

2521
01:21:31,308 --> 01:21:33,310
LOUISE: Really? I was?
BON AND LINDA: Yeah.

2522
01:21:33,393 --> 01:21:34,621
BOB: Do you not remember it
that way?

2523
01:21:34,645 --> 01:21:35,646
LOUISE: No.

2524
01:21:35,729 --> 01:21:36,789
BOB: Yeah,
you didn't need them.

2525
01:21:36,813 --> 01:21:39,149
LINDA: You were plenty brave,
with no hat at all.

2526
01:21:39,691 --> 01:21:41,026
We were so proud of you.

2527
01:21:41,193 --> 01:21:42,653
- You slapped a kid.
- LOUISE: I did?

2528
01:21:42,736 --> 01:21:44,672
LINDA: Yeah. Probably for
a good reason, let's say.

2529
01:21:44,696 --> 01:21:46,782
BOB: You remind me
of my mom, Louise.

2530
01:21:46,949 --> 01:21:48,283
And with the hat,

2531
01:21:48,367 --> 01:21:49,910
it's kinda like
you two have met.

2532
01:21:50,077 --> 01:21:51,912
I keep forgetting
that you never did.

2533
01:21:52,412 --> 01:21:54,224
GENE: I wore that bucket
on my head for a while.

2534
01:21:54,248 --> 01:21:55,374
Any fun stories about that?

2535
01:21:55,541 --> 01:21:58,210
BOB: No, I don't remember any.
We were concerned.

2536
01:21:58,377 --> 01:22:00,254
LOUISE: Well, thanks.

2537
01:22:00,796 --> 01:22:01,964
For the hat and stuff.

2538
01:22:02,130 --> 01:22:03,610
BOB: Yep. Glad we could
clear that up,

2539
01:22:03,674 --> 01:22:04,859
- since we're dying.
- (ALL GROAN)

2540
01:22:04,883 --> 01:22:06,426
I mean, since
we're just hanging out,

2541
01:22:06,510 --> 01:22:07,678
alive, under the ground.

2542
01:22:07,845 --> 01:22:09,596
I'm gonna push on the window
with my head.

2543
01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:11,515
- (THUD)
- Ow! (GRUNTING)

2544
01:22:11,598 --> 01:22:12,891
This is not working.

2545
01:22:13,058 --> 01:22:14,935
LINDA: That's it then.
We're goners.

2546
01:22:15,102 --> 01:22:16,603
BOB: Wait,
no, don't you give up.

2547
01:22:16,770 --> 01:22:17,771
LINDA: I'm tired, Bob.

2548
01:22:17,938 --> 01:22:19,481
BOB: No, you never give up.

2549
01:22:19,648 --> 01:22:21,692
I give up. And then you say,
"don't give up."

2550
01:22:21,775 --> 01:22:22,776
And I say, "okay,"

2551
01:22:22,860 --> 01:22:24,180
and then we do that
over and over,

2552
01:22:24,236 --> 01:22:25,946
and now that I'm saying it
out loud,

2553
01:22:26,029 --> 01:22:27,447
that can't be fun for you.

2554
01:22:27,614 --> 01:22:29,825
Oh, God, do you want
a divorce before we die?

2555
01:22:29,908 --> 01:22:30,993
I don't deserve you.

2556
01:22:31,076 --> 01:22:32,494
LINDA: Nah,
I can stick it out.

2557
01:22:32,661 --> 01:22:35,497
BOB: Listen to me, I'm gonna
do for you what you do for me.

2558
01:22:35,664 --> 01:22:38,083
I am not giving up.
We are gonna get outta here.

2559
01:22:38,250 --> 01:22:39,626
I am gonna Linda this.

2560
01:22:39,710 --> 01:22:41,378
- ALL: Whoa!
- Dad, are you Fonzie?

2561
01:22:41,545 --> 01:22:43,225
Yeah, you made
the little koko puffs go on.

2562
01:22:43,297 --> 01:22:44,377
BOB AND LOUISE: Kuchi Kopi.

2563
01:22:44,423 --> 01:22:45,424
- Koochi Koochi?
- No.

2564
01:22:45,507 --> 01:22:46,633
Well, the light's helpful,

2565
01:22:46,717 --> 01:22:48,302
because we are gonna
get out of here.

2566
01:22:48,385 --> 01:22:49,386
How?

2567
01:22:49,469 --> 01:22:52,055
In a really cool way
that's gonna come to us.

2568
01:22:52,222 --> 01:22:54,933
I mean, we're in a car, kind of.

2569
01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:56,935
What if we drive?

2570
01:22:57,019 --> 01:22:58,061
Where? Down?

2571
01:22:58,145 --> 01:22:59,146
Like, to China?

2572
01:22:59,229 --> 01:23:00,439
I like it. I like it.

2573
01:23:00,522 --> 01:23:01,565
Not to China.

2574
01:23:01,648 --> 01:23:03,317
- But no bad ideas.
- I mean...

2575
01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:04,401
Oh. Down.

2576
01:23:04,484 --> 01:23:05,670
- What if we do drive down?
- LINDA: What?

2577
01:23:05,694 --> 01:23:07,196
We're on top of the water main.

2578
01:23:07,362 --> 01:23:10,365
The new section of pipe
is plastic. We lost a tire.

2579
01:23:10,532 --> 01:23:13,744
Maybe metal grinding
against plastic. Metal wins?

2580
01:23:13,911 --> 01:23:15,120
Grinding like sexy dancing?

2581
01:23:15,204 --> 01:23:16,306
- What's that?
- Never mind. Go on.

2582
01:23:16,330 --> 01:23:17,706
So the wheel breaks the pipe,

2583
01:23:17,789 --> 01:23:19,333
and the water
gets us out somehow?

2584
01:23:19,499 --> 01:23:21,293
Or it could do
the other thing water does.

2585
01:23:21,460 --> 01:23:22,544
<i>Hot Tub Time Machine?</i>

2586
01:23:22,628 --> 01:23:23,629
No. Drown us.

2587
01:23:23,712 --> 01:23:25,797
Oh, well,
I never saw the movie, so...

2588
01:23:25,881 --> 01:23:27,841
(SIGHS) I think
this is our only chance.

2589
01:23:27,925 --> 01:23:28,926
I'm turning it on.

2590
01:23:29,259 --> 01:23:30,844
(ENGINE REVVING)

2591
01:23:30,928 --> 01:23:31,970
Oh, Bobby, kids,

2592
01:23:32,054 --> 01:23:33,531
I want you all to know
how much I love you.

2593
01:23:33,555 --> 01:23:34,556
I love you too, Mom.

2594
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:35,724
I love all you mama-jam as.

2595
01:23:35,807 --> 01:23:36,850
I love all of you, too.

2596
01:23:37,017 --> 01:23:38,661
We don't have to, like,
do any kind of order,

2597
01:23:38,685 --> 01:23:39,686
why even bring that up?

2598
01:23:39,770 --> 01:23:41,188
Okay, I'm worried
the "I love yous"

2599
01:23:41,271 --> 01:23:43,124
are the kind of thing you say
when we're gonna die,

2600
01:23:43,148 --> 01:23:46,777
and we are not gonna die!

2601
01:23:47,069 --> 01:23:48,237
(ACCELERATING)

2602
01:23:48,737 --> 01:23:51,907
Bob! Linda! Are you up there?

2603
01:23:52,407 --> 01:23:55,077
Oh, looks like they started
filling in your hole.

2604
01:23:55,244 --> 01:23:56,745
Not well, at all.

2605
01:23:56,912 --> 01:23:58,992
Jeesh, they just kind of
shoved some dirt in there...

2606
01:23:59,456 --> 01:24:01,542
(YELPS) What the...

2607
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:03,502
(ALL GRUNT, LAUGH)

2608
01:24:03,585 --> 01:24:04,920
BOB: It worked.
TINA: Yes.

2609
01:24:05,087 --> 01:24:06,171
Oh, my sweet babies.

2610
01:24:06,338 --> 01:24:07,631
So glad we're not dead.

2611
01:24:07,798 --> 01:24:09,091
- I'm happy.
- I'm thrilled.

2612
01:24:09,258 --> 01:24:11,218
You guys, the Fischoeders,
in the submarine,

2613
01:24:11,301 --> 01:24:12,541
with the wharf falling on them.

2614
01:24:12,594 --> 01:24:13,929
What do we do? What do we do?

2615
01:24:14,012 --> 01:24:16,139
- (GRUNTS) It's still stuck.
- (ALL GRUNTING)

2616
01:24:16,223 --> 01:24:17,700
- (KNOCK ON WINDOW)
- ALL: (MUFFLED) Teddy!

2617
01:24:17,724 --> 01:24:19,017
Teddy, help us outta here.

2618
01:24:19,184 --> 01:24:20,384
(MUFFLED)
The thing won't open.

2619
01:24:20,477 --> 01:24:22,229
Did you guys get a new car?

2620
01:24:22,396 --> 01:24:24,147
I've never seen this before.

2621
01:24:24,314 --> 01:24:25,634
(MUFFLED)
Have I seen this before?

2622
01:24:25,691 --> 01:24:28,652
Teddy, we need you to help us
open this. The thing is stuck.

2623
01:24:28,819 --> 01:24:30,619
- This thing is stuck.
- (MUFFLED) It's stuck.

2624
01:24:30,696 --> 01:24:32,406
(MUFFLED)
Argh! I can't open it.

2625
01:24:32,573 --> 01:24:33,866
- What'd he say?
- I do not know.

2626
01:24:34,032 --> 01:24:36,994
So, bad news,
the burger cart fell apart.

2627
01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:39,538
It was just too beautiful
for this world.

2628
01:24:39,621 --> 01:24:40,873
(INDISTINCT, MUFFLED SPEAKING)

2629
01:24:40,956 --> 01:24:42,332
Nothing.
No idea what he's saying.

2630
01:24:42,583 --> 01:24:43,584
Oh!

2631
01:24:44,209 --> 01:24:45,419
LOUISE: Well, Teddy left.

2632
01:24:45,669 --> 01:24:47,004
(PANTING)

2633
01:24:47,754 --> 01:24:49,214
Long story.
I'll tell you later.

2634
01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:52,509
(GROVER GRUNTS, PANTS)

2635
01:24:52,593 --> 01:24:54,052
(BOB GRUNTING)

2636
01:24:54,136 --> 01:24:57,598
(YELLING) Olive bar!

2637
01:24:58,974 --> 01:25:00,017
(GRUNTING)

2638
01:25:00,100 --> 01:25:01,935
- What did he say?
- Olive bar.

2639
01:25:02,144 --> 01:25:03,145
Yah!

2640
01:25:03,228 --> 01:25:04,605
BOB: Yes.
LOUISE: Yes.

2641
01:25:04,688 --> 01:25:06,106
GENE: Wham-bam, goodbye, clam.

2642
01:25:06,273 --> 01:25:07,566
Thank you, Teddy.

2643
01:25:07,733 --> 01:25:09,735
- Olive bar!
- Yeah, yeah. No, I know.

2644
01:25:09,818 --> 01:25:10,944
Dad, you have a pee spot.

2645
01:25:11,028 --> 01:25:13,238
That's not a pee spot.
It's from water.

2646
01:25:13,322 --> 01:25:15,157
See? All the water?
But thanks, Tina.

2647
01:25:15,324 --> 01:25:17,075
It's right where
a pee spot would be.

2648
01:25:17,159 --> 01:25:18,702
And no other parts are wet.

2649
01:25:18,785 --> 01:25:21,079
Um, okay.
So, Teddy, call the police.

2650
01:25:21,246 --> 01:25:22,247
Kids, stay here.

2651
01:25:22,456 --> 01:25:24,041
Uh, Linda, stay with the kids.

2652
01:25:24,208 --> 01:25:25,488
I'm gonna run down to the wharf,

2653
01:25:25,542 --> 01:25:28,629
and try and help the
Fischoeders not get killed.

2654
01:25:28,712 --> 01:25:29,755
Um, good plan.

2655
01:25:29,838 --> 01:25:31,673
(PANTING)

2656
01:25:31,757 --> 01:25:33,175
Wait, why are you following me?

2657
01:25:33,342 --> 01:25:35,219
- We're not.
- Okay, but you are.

2658
01:25:35,385 --> 01:25:36,595
No, we're not. Bye, Bob.

2659
01:25:36,762 --> 01:25:38,482
Yeah, and maybe
mind your own business, Dad?

2660
01:25:38,639 --> 01:25:39,973
Hello? Is this the police?

2661
01:25:40,140 --> 01:25:42,893
I'd like to report a thing.
A thing happened.

2662
01:25:43,352 --> 01:25:44,853
You need more than that?
Hold on.

2663
01:25:45,020 --> 01:25:46,660
My good friend,
Linda's gonna talk to you.

2664
01:25:46,730 --> 01:25:49,483
She's married
to my best friend. Hello?

2665
01:25:50,025 --> 01:25:52,194
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

2666
01:25:56,865 --> 01:25:58,742
Climbing through the window.

2667
01:26:00,619 --> 01:26:02,287
Hmm? Hmm? Oh.

2668
01:26:02,371 --> 01:26:03,997
Come on,
someone moved the thing?

2669
01:26:04,706 --> 01:26:08,043
(SIGHS)
I do have three-hour gym body.

2670
01:26:08,126 --> 01:26:09,837
- (GRUNTS, YELPS)
- (THUD)

2671
01:26:10,254 --> 01:26:12,631
TEDDY: Grover Fischoeder wants
to destroy the whole pier?

2672
01:26:12,798 --> 01:26:14,299
LOUISE: Yeah,
to build a mega-park.

2673
01:26:14,466 --> 01:26:16,069
LINDA: With gift shops.
TEDDY: Oh, gift shops.

2674
01:26:16,093 --> 01:26:17,320
LINDA: I know,
but not worth it, right?

2675
01:26:17,344 --> 01:26:18,530
TEDDY: Yeah, no.
Right, right, right.

2676
01:26:18,554 --> 01:26:20,031
BOB: Where's the fuse?
Where's the fuse?

2677
01:26:20,055 --> 01:26:21,181
- Where's the fuse?
- There!

2678
01:26:23,392 --> 01:26:24,518
BOB: Oh, my God. All right.

2679
01:26:24,685 --> 01:26:25,912
Give me your night light
for a sec.

2680
01:26:25,936 --> 01:26:27,247
I'm gonna see
if I can climb down.

2681
01:26:27,271 --> 01:26:28,939
I didn't even know
I was still holding it.

2682
01:26:29,106 --> 01:26:31,292
I guess I need a night light
everywhere I go. That's great.

2683
01:26:31,316 --> 01:26:32,544
- Louise.
- It's fine, it's fine.

2684
01:26:32,568 --> 01:26:34,236
- Don't mess him up.
- Oh.

2685
01:26:35,904 --> 01:26:37,781
LINDA: That is terrifying.

2686
01:26:37,948 --> 01:26:39,741
Yeah, you'd think
it would be comforting.

2687
01:26:39,908 --> 01:26:41,368
Everybody,
please get out of here.

2688
01:26:41,535 --> 01:26:42,744
LINDA: Bob, don't do it.

2689
01:26:42,828 --> 01:26:44,138
I don't want you
to catch on fire.

2690
01:26:44,162 --> 01:26:45,330
I don't think you'd like it.

2691
01:26:45,497 --> 01:26:46,657
Just get away from the wharf.

2692
01:26:46,790 --> 01:26:48,309
Don't worry. I'll be fine.
I can make it.

2693
01:26:48,333 --> 01:26:50,043
Okay, you're too positive
right now.

2694
01:26:50,127 --> 01:26:51,295
Maybe take it down a notch?

2695
01:26:51,461 --> 01:26:52,588
Big jump!

2696
01:26:52,963 --> 01:26:54,006
(GRUNTS) Ow.

2697
01:26:55,215 --> 01:26:57,217
Look at him go.
I mean, kind of.

2698
01:26:57,384 --> 01:26:59,803
He's not used
to this much physical...

2699
01:26:59,970 --> 01:27:00,971
Um, Dad, go faster.

2700
01:27:01,138 --> 01:27:03,182
GENE: Do you need your
workout mix? If you had one?

2701
01:27:03,682 --> 01:27:06,602
(GRUNTS)
No, I'm good. Thank you.

2702
01:27:06,685 --> 01:27:09,563
- (WHIRRING)
- Dad! Dad, get off the track.

2703
01:27:09,730 --> 01:27:11,231
I'm gonna ride the ride down.

2704
01:27:11,398 --> 01:27:12,399
Louise!

2705
01:27:12,482 --> 01:27:13,877
Not the best time
for going on rides.

2706
01:27:13,901 --> 01:27:15,319
Louise, no.
It's too dangerous.

2707
01:27:15,485 --> 01:27:17,130
LOUISE: Dad, you're not
gonna make it in time.

2708
01:27:17,154 --> 01:27:18,822
But the track goes
right past the fuse.

2709
01:27:18,906 --> 01:27:20,365
I'm gonna grab it when I go by.

2710
01:27:20,532 --> 01:27:21,533
No, I'm gonna make it.

2711
01:27:21,617 --> 01:27:23,660
I'm starting to get good
at this. Oh!

2712
01:27:24,161 --> 01:27:25,204
- Oh, boy.
- Oh.

2713
01:27:25,287 --> 01:27:26,288
Oh, my God.

2714
01:27:26,455 --> 01:27:28,373
Come on, Mole.
Don't be so slow.

2715
01:27:28,540 --> 01:27:30,501
Still faster than you, Dad,
though. No offense.

2716
01:27:30,667 --> 01:27:33,045
Yeah, but there's
a wicked turn coming up.

2717
01:27:33,212 --> 01:27:34,379
There it is.

2718
01:27:34,546 --> 01:27:35,923
Oh, Louise, be careful.

2719
01:27:36,089 --> 01:27:38,133
Don't get decapitated
and then burned up.

2720
01:27:38,300 --> 01:27:39,301
I won't. Whoa!

2721
01:27:40,636 --> 01:27:41,637
Dad, you look like

2722
01:27:41,720 --> 01:27:43,031
you're about to climb
right in front of me?

2723
01:27:43,055 --> 01:27:45,015
Nope, I'm gonna leap across
really quickly.

2724
01:27:45,098 --> 01:27:46,975
(GRUNTS)
Oh, God. Not that quickly.

2725
01:27:47,142 --> 01:27:48,685
Get off the track!

2726
01:27:48,936 --> 01:27:50,187
(BOB GRUNTS)

2727
01:27:51,104 --> 01:27:53,148
BOB: Oh, it's getting close
to the animals.

2728
01:27:53,315 --> 01:27:54,358
Okay, got it.

2729
01:27:54,525 --> 01:27:56,169
If you miss,
we won't have a second chance.

2730
01:27:56,193 --> 01:27:58,529
I know. Very helpful info.
Thank you.

2731
01:27:58,695 --> 01:28:01,015
BOB: You might have been right
about your way being faster.

2732
01:28:01,156 --> 01:28:03,367
I mean, just a lot of beams.

2733
01:28:03,534 --> 01:28:05,327
This place
is over-engineered, I think.

2734
01:28:05,494 --> 01:28:08,247
I'm excited to talk about this
with you later.

2735
01:28:13,877 --> 01:28:16,088
Come on, little arms.

2736
01:28:17,130 --> 01:28:19,550
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

2737
01:28:21,718 --> 01:28:22,761
(STRAINING)

2738
01:28:24,513 --> 01:28:25,556
(YELPS)

2739
01:28:26,557 --> 01:28:27,558
(GASPS)

2740
01:28:28,267 --> 01:28:30,185
- Oh, no.
- Oh, God.

2741
01:28:30,811 --> 01:28:32,855
(GRUNTING)

2742
01:28:37,484 --> 01:28:38,902
- (GASPS)
- Did you get it?

2743
01:28:38,986 --> 01:28:40,070
Or are we all dead?

2744
01:28:40,529 --> 01:28:41,530
(GRUNTS)

2745
01:28:41,613 --> 01:28:43,073
- Yes.
- ALL: Yeah!

2746
01:28:43,156 --> 01:28:45,951
I did it? I did it!
(LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY)

2747
01:28:46,034 --> 01:28:48,078
I'm brave!
I'm brave!

2748
01:28:48,245 --> 01:28:49,413
LINDA: You sure are, honey.

2749
01:28:49,580 --> 01:28:51,331
I am brave!

2750
01:28:51,498 --> 01:28:53,000
And super humble!

2751
01:28:53,166 --> 01:28:55,043
Hey, Dad!
Good work to both of you.

2752
01:28:55,210 --> 01:28:57,087
(PANTING)
Thank you. Thank you.

2753
01:28:59,381 --> 01:29:01,550
I'm gonna miss that pier.
And being alive.

2754
01:29:01,717 --> 01:29:03,135
- And you, my friend.
- Aw.

2755
01:29:03,218 --> 01:29:04,219
- Got ya.
- Ow!

2756
01:29:04,303 --> 01:29:05,405
You owe me a thousand dollars.

2757
01:29:05,429 --> 01:29:06,509
Let's play for two. Switch.

2758
01:29:06,638 --> 01:29:07,758
I'm gonna miss you too, pal.

2759
01:29:07,806 --> 01:29:09,166
I've always looked up to...
Got ya.

2760
01:29:09,224 --> 01:29:10,267
Poop it. (GRUNTS)

2761
01:29:10,350 --> 01:29:12,019
- Play for three? Got ya.
- Ow!

2762
01:29:12,102 --> 01:29:13,729
I hope you suffocate first.

2763
01:29:13,812 --> 01:29:15,314
- (THUD)
- That's interesting.

2764
01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:17,375
I wonder if that's a giant
squid trying to mate with us.

2765
01:29:17,399 --> 01:29:18,599
Well, it could do a lot worse.

2766
01:29:21,653 --> 01:29:23,780
BOTH: (SINGING)
<i>We're gonna live, la, la, la</i>

2767
01:29:23,864 --> 01:29:25,824
<i>We're gonna live, la, la, la</i>

2768
01:29:25,991 --> 01:29:28,243
<i>-We're gonna live, la, la, la
</i>-(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

2769
01:29:28,410 --> 01:29:30,579
<i>We're gonna live, la, la, la</i>

2770
01:29:30,662 --> 01:29:32,039
LINDA: Aw, they're singing.

2771
01:29:32,247 --> 01:29:35,167
Ooh, uh, Teddy, can I borrow
your phone real quick?

2772
01:29:35,250 --> 01:29:36,585
Uh, here.
Yeah, sure.

2773
01:29:36,668 --> 01:29:38,128
(GASPS)
Are you ordering takeout?

2774
01:29:38,295 --> 01:29:39,838
Can we get traditional
Thai street food

2775
01:29:39,922 --> 01:29:40,923
from that new place?

2776
01:29:41,006 --> 01:29:42,508
No, I'm not ordering takeout.
Sorry.

2777
01:29:42,591 --> 01:29:43,634
Oh, boo.

2778
01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:45,469
Yeah, a lot of people
think of Robbery

2779
01:29:45,552 --> 01:29:47,513
as kind of the coolest
division, you know?

2780
01:29:47,679 --> 01:29:49,532
- Where the cool cops work.
- (CELL PHONE RINGS)

2781
01:29:49,556 --> 01:29:50,682
I don't know if that's true.

2782
01:29:50,766 --> 01:29:52,434
But, uh, you know,
lot of people think it.

2783
01:29:52,518 --> 01:29:53,519
Hello.

2784
01:29:54,311 --> 01:29:55,521
Bye, front desk person.

2785
01:29:55,687 --> 01:29:57,916
You were here when I came in
three hours ago, weren't you?

2786
01:29:57,940 --> 01:29:59,900
I remember your, uh, shirt.
(CHUCKLES)

2787
01:29:59,983 --> 01:30:02,110
You probably remember me too,
right? This face?

2788
01:30:02,277 --> 01:30:03,671
You're not looking up.
There you go.

2789
01:30:03,695 --> 01:30:05,948
You remember this ugly mug,
right? You have earbuds in.

2790
01:30:06,114 --> 01:30:07,592
Did you hear anything I said?
Oh, you did.

2791
01:30:07,616 --> 01:30:10,327
Good. Anyway,
this is Grover Fischoeder

2792
01:30:10,410 --> 01:30:12,829
saying good night.

2793
01:30:12,913 --> 01:30:14,289
(SIRENS WAIL)

2794
01:30:14,373 --> 01:30:16,750
Hi, there.
First on the scene. No biggie.

2795
01:30:16,917 --> 01:30:19,086
I beat you.
And you.

2796
01:30:19,253 --> 01:30:20,462
I beat you too.

2797
01:30:20,546 --> 01:30:21,630
(WHISPERS) Crap.

2798
01:30:26,301 --> 01:30:28,220
(FITZ GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY)

2799
01:30:28,679 --> 01:30:31,265
(PASSENGERS LAUGHING
AND SCREAMING)

2800
01:30:35,143 --> 01:30:36,144
Oh, boy.

2801
01:30:36,228 --> 01:30:37,771
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

2802
01:30:38,397 --> 01:30:40,440
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

2803
01:30:40,816 --> 01:30:42,693
How're you feeling, buddy?
You nervous?

2804
01:30:42,860 --> 01:30:44,403
Oh, no. It just feels
like my insides

2805
01:30:44,486 --> 01:30:45,922
are fighting to get out
of my bottom hole.

2806
01:30:45,946 --> 01:30:47,823
Hey, listen,
you're gonna be great.

2807
01:30:47,906 --> 01:30:52,244
Uh-huh. Or we're gonna be bad
and insides out on stage.

2808
01:30:52,411 --> 01:30:54,746
You know, I heard you guys
practicing in the basement

2809
01:30:54,913 --> 01:30:56,182
when I was cleaning up
last night.

2810
01:30:56,206 --> 01:30:57,207
- You did?
- Yeah.

2811
01:30:57,291 --> 01:30:59,334
And you sounded great.
Parts were great.

2812
01:30:59,501 --> 01:31:01,336
And your music,
it makes you happy,

2813
01:31:01,420 --> 01:31:02,462
- right?
- Yeah.

2814
01:31:02,546 --> 01:31:04,315
Well, it's gonna make
other people happy, too.

2815
01:31:04,339 --> 01:31:06,717
So maybe you should be
un-stop-timistic about it.

2816
01:31:06,884 --> 01:31:08,218
- Mom says that.
- Yeah.

2817
01:31:08,385 --> 01:31:10,220
- So, you're stealing.
- I say it now, too.

2818
01:31:10,387 --> 01:31:12,181
Also, she's helping Tina
with her wig,

2819
01:31:12,264 --> 01:31:14,725
so I have to try and say
what she would say.

2820
01:31:14,808 --> 01:31:15,809
Take her material.

2821
01:31:15,893 --> 01:31:17,144
Yes.
Come here.

2822
01:31:17,477 --> 01:31:18,896
- (GRUNTS)
- Thanks, Dad!

2823
01:31:18,979 --> 01:31:20,022
Just have fun up there.

2824
01:31:20,105 --> 01:31:21,345
That's such a shorter pep talk.

2825
01:31:22,608 --> 01:31:23,668
(SINGING)
<i>Let me hear you say...</i>

2826
01:31:23,692 --> 01:31:25,819
- (RATTLING)
<i>- Let me hear you say...</i>

2827
01:31:25,903 --> 01:31:27,154
- (LOUISE TRILLS)
<i>- Yeah</i>

2828
01:31:27,321 --> 01:31:28,864
<i>Twist it, twirl it, cook it, bake it</i>

2829
01:31:28,947 --> 01:31:30,032
<i>Do your thing</i>

2830
01:31:30,115 --> 01:31:31,909
<i>- You say...
</i>- (LOUISE TRILLING)

2831
01:31:32,242 --> 01:31:33,785
(KIDS SCATTING)

2832
01:31:33,869 --> 01:31:36,872
<i>Yeah, shake those
little burger buns</i>

2833
01:31:37,039 --> 01:31:38,290
<i>- Okay. Got it!
- Good!</i>

2834
01:31:38,457 --> 01:31:42,503
Here is a check for
all the money we owe you.

2835
01:31:42,669 --> 01:31:44,397
- For this month.
- BOB: Yeah, for this month.

2836
01:31:44,421 --> 01:31:46,298
Thanks to
our very grateful landlord.

2837
01:31:46,465 --> 01:31:48,217
I still think
he's not grateful enough.

2838
01:31:48,383 --> 01:31:50,636
That's true. He could be
even more grateful.

2839
01:31:50,802 --> 01:31:53,472
But still, signing it.
This doesn't look right.

2840
01:31:53,639 --> 01:31:55,474
Is that my signature?
Uh, let's just say yes.

2841
01:31:56,475 --> 01:31:58,852
So there, we did it, Mr. Bank.
(GRUNTS)

2842
01:31:58,936 --> 01:32:00,604
Please don't call me Mr. Bank.

2843
01:32:00,687 --> 01:32:01,915
- Sorry.
- People aren't usually

2844
01:32:01,939 --> 01:32:04,525
so cocky when they make
their very late loan payments.

2845
01:32:04,691 --> 01:32:06,026
Well, get used to it.

2846
01:32:06,193 --> 01:32:07,528
- One more. (GRUNTS)
- Ow.

2847
01:32:07,611 --> 01:32:09,780
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)

2848
01:32:12,157 --> 01:32:13,242
Hey, Tina.

2849
01:32:13,325 --> 01:32:15,244
Oh, hey, Jimmy Jr.
Happy last day of school.

2850
01:32:15,327 --> 01:32:16,328
Thanks. You too.

2851
01:32:16,411 --> 01:32:18,997
So, I was doing park our
down on the beach with Zeke,

2852
01:32:19,164 --> 01:32:20,444
we're really good at parkouring,

2853
01:32:20,499 --> 01:32:21,779
or I'm really good
at parkouring.

2854
01:32:21,917 --> 01:32:23,377
Anyway, I found this.

2855
01:32:23,585 --> 01:32:25,295
- (GASPS)
- It made me think of you.

2856
01:32:25,462 --> 01:32:27,756
Maybe because you have
the same kind of barrette.

2857
01:32:27,923 --> 01:32:29,800
Do you want it?
It smells like seaweed.

2858
01:32:29,967 --> 01:32:31,218
- Jimmy Jr.?
- Yeah?

2859
01:32:31,301 --> 01:32:32,487
There's something
I wanted to ask you.

2860
01:32:32,511 --> 01:32:34,555
Something
summer boyfriend-related.

2861
01:32:34,721 --> 01:32:37,182
But then I thought maybe
it was a stupid question

2862
01:32:37,349 --> 01:32:39,393
for anyone to ask anyone ever.

2863
01:32:39,476 --> 01:32:40,745
- (ZEKE GRUNTS)
- And my heart was an idiot...

2864
01:32:40,769 --> 01:32:42,813
- Oh.
- ZEKE: Rolling, rolling.

2865
01:32:42,980 --> 01:32:45,440
I'm doing park our off the
locker, Jay-Ju. You see me?

2866
01:32:45,607 --> 01:32:46,900
It looked
a little awkward, Zeke.

2867
01:32:47,067 --> 01:32:48,402
I'm working on it! Yow-za!

2868
01:32:48,485 --> 01:32:50,571
(LAUGHS)
You fell off the wall.

2869
01:32:50,654 --> 01:32:52,030
Yeah, what am I looking at here?

2870
01:32:52,114 --> 01:32:53,115
ZEKE: Park our!

2871
01:32:53,198 --> 01:32:54,533
Uh, what were you saying?

2872
01:32:54,700 --> 01:32:56,910
Oh, I was saying, I thought
my heart was an idiot.

2873
01:32:57,077 --> 01:32:59,037
But then you found
my barrette-clace.

2874
01:32:59,204 --> 01:33:01,164
And now it kinda makes me think

2875
01:33:01,248 --> 01:33:02,888
maybe there's only no romance
in the world

2876
01:33:03,041 --> 01:33:05,210
if you believe there's
no romance in the world.

2877
01:33:05,377 --> 01:33:07,296
And who wants to believe that?

2878
01:33:07,379 --> 01:33:08,630
Uh...

2879
01:33:08,714 --> 01:33:10,424
Now, I don't know
why I got so hung up

2880
01:33:10,507 --> 01:33:12,092
on the question
I was gonna ask anyway.

2881
01:33:12,259 --> 01:33:14,178
Mostly, I just really
wanna do this.

2882
01:33:14,636 --> 01:33:16,889
(BOTH MOANING)

2883
01:33:18,599 --> 01:33:19,850
- Whoa.
- Yeah.

2884
01:33:19,933 --> 01:33:22,227
(BAND CONTINUES PLAYING
UPBEAT MUSIC)

2885
01:33:26,481 --> 01:33:27,542
CHLOE: You're not gonna do it.

2886
01:33:27,566 --> 01:33:28,567
LOUISE: I'm gonna do it.

2887
01:33:28,650 --> 01:33:29,836
You think because you, like,
saved the wharf

2888
01:33:29,860 --> 01:33:31,045
or something,
you're all brave now?

2889
01:33:31,069 --> 01:33:32,404
Yeah. On three.

2890
01:33:32,571 --> 01:33:34,615
One, two, three.

2891
01:33:35,073 --> 01:33:37,242
- (ALL GASP)
- Your hat fell off.

2892
01:33:37,409 --> 01:33:38,410
LOUISE: Hmm? Oh, yeah.

2893
01:33:38,952 --> 01:33:40,805
Louise, reminding you
that you have detention today

2894
01:33:40,829 --> 01:33:41,909
because you skipped school.

2895
01:33:41,997 --> 01:33:43,707
Oh, my God, your ears fell off!

2896
01:33:43,874 --> 01:33:45,834
Okay. It's okay.
What do we do? What do we do?

2897
01:33:46,001 --> 01:33:47,201
It's fine.
It's not a big deal.

2898
01:33:47,252 --> 01:33:48,587
Emergency counsel session?

2899
01:33:48,670 --> 01:33:50,214
I can get puppets here so fast.

2900
01:33:50,380 --> 01:33:52,216
Ms. Labonz,
will you go to my office

2901
01:33:52,299 --> 01:33:53,842
and get Security Blanket Hank

2902
01:33:54,009 --> 01:33:56,011
- and, oh, just get them all.
- No.

2903
01:33:56,178 --> 01:33:57,846
Mr. Frond, I'm good.

2904
01:33:57,930 --> 01:34:00,015
- Oh, really?
- MS. LaBONZ: She's good.

2905
01:34:00,098 --> 01:34:01,451
- Okay. I'm so proud of you.
- LOUISE: Don't say

2906
01:34:01,475 --> 01:34:02,755
- "you're so proud of me."
- Yep.

2907
01:34:04,186 --> 01:34:06,230
Is everybody ready
to do this again?

2908
01:34:06,313 --> 01:34:07,564
LINDA: Yeah.
GENE: Sure, Father.

2909
01:34:07,648 --> 01:34:08,833
LOUISE: I mean, it seems
like you're making us.

2910
01:34:08,857 --> 01:34:09,858
Teddy did a good job.

2911
01:34:09,942 --> 01:34:10,943
Kind of. Right?

2912
01:34:11,026 --> 01:34:13,237
LINDA: Aw, banner.
I love banners.

2913
01:34:13,320 --> 01:34:15,405
GENE: Are we dead set
on "Burgers"?

2914
01:34:15,572 --> 01:34:17,052
I mean, is it too late
to change that?

2915
01:34:17,115 --> 01:34:18,435
TINA: Oh, yeah.
We could do wraps.

2916
01:34:18,492 --> 01:34:19,493
LOUISE: Or soup.

2917
01:34:19,576 --> 01:34:20,661
BOB: Mm.
LINDA: Mm, soup.

2918
01:34:20,744 --> 01:34:23,288
GENE: Bob's Soup and Wraps
has a certain sound to it.

2919
01:34:23,372 --> 01:34:24,807
BOB: Oh, my God.
Everyone, back inside,

2920
01:34:24,831 --> 01:34:25,832
back inside. Never mind.

2921
01:34:26,416 --> 01:34:28,210
KIDS: <i>Thank you, Wonder Wharf!</i>

2922
01:34:28,293 --> 01:34:30,128
- (CHEERING)
- GENE: What a journey!

2923
01:34:30,295 --> 01:34:32,464
- (CHEERING)
- Yeah! All right!

2924
01:34:32,881 --> 01:34:34,883
Finally. Now, we can bring out
Johnny Jazz Hands.

2925
01:34:34,967 --> 01:34:35,968
Oh, goody.

2926
01:34:36,051 --> 01:34:38,470
(UPBEAT SOUL SONG PLAYING)

2927
01:41:44,188 --> 01:41:46,023
(GRUNTING AND PANTING)

2928
01:41:46,106 --> 01:41:48,775
JIMMY JR.: Uh, Tina, it's
a little crowded, isn't it?

2929
01:41:48,859 --> 01:41:50,059
TINA: No, it's fine. Shh, shh.

2930
01:41:50,110 --> 01:41:52,279
JIMMY JR.: Okay.
It's just that I... (GRUNTS)