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[CHUCK BERRY'S "TOO MUCH
MONKEY BUSINESS" PLAYING]
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♪ Runnin' to-and-fro
Hard workin' at the mill ♪
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♪ Never failed at the mail
Yeah, come a rotten bill ♪
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♪ Too much monkey business ♪
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♪ Too much monkey business ♪
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♪ Too much monkey business
For me to be involved in ♪
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♪ Salesman talkin' to me
Tryin' to run me up a creek ♪
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♪ Says you can buy it
Go on try it ♪
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♪ You can pay me next week
Ah ♪
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♪ Too much monkey business ♪
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♪ Too much monkey business ♪
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♪ Too much monkey business
For me to be involved in ♪
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Only thing you got in common
with the King
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is a liking for peanut butter
sandwiches.
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Yeah.
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That kind of combo
clogs up the plumbing.
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Can't crap.
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Shit backs up to your eyeballs,
turns them brown.
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And then you drown.
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Now, there's a song for you.
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Eat your fucking vegetables.
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[LINK WRAY'S
"FIRE AND BRIMSTONE" PLAYING]
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♪ I had a dream last night ♪
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♪ While I was layin'
On my bed ♪
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♪ And the whole world
Was standing still ♪
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♪ And the moon
Was turning red ♪
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♪ I saw a sign
In the sky ♪
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♪ "I have come
To set you free" ♪
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ANNOUNCER [OVER P.A.]:
Holding a record
of 14 wins and two losses,
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hailing from Helena, Montana,
he is currently
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the number-two-ranked
middleweight in our state.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Stuart Long!
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♪ Fire and brimstone
Comin' down ♪
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♪ On my head ♪
[CHUCKLES]
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You got a future, brother.
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♪ Fire and brimstone ♪
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♪ Comin' down on my head ♪
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You have to do better
than that.
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MAN:
We love you, Stu.
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Hey, baby.
Hi.
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You like blondes now, huh?
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She's sweet. She's sweet.
Yeah.
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Enjoy it now, kid.
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You're almost past your prime.
It happens.
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You're lucky
I don't punch you in the mouth.
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That's it.
Take that, and give it to him.
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I'm gonna punch you
right in the fucking mouth.
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All right, good.
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Come on, come on.
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♪ Fire and brimstone
Comin' down ♪
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Will you come on?
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BEECH:
Keep your hands up.
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BEECH:
Keep your guard up.
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I don't care
he's the better boxer.
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You gotta be the better actor.
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I know.
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I love this, man.
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It's what I do.
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♪ I saw fire ♪
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♪ Fire and brimstone ♪
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♪ Comin' down on my head ♪
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♪ I saw fire ♪
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♪ I saw fire ♪
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♪ I saw fire ♪
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Hey.
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Well, that's just great.
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I won. I got some dough.
What you want?
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A toaster.
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I'll get you a toaster.
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[EXHALES SLOWLY]
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If you put half the effort
into a regular job
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that you put into beating ass,
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you'd end up
being a manager one day.
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Why dress us as astronauts
for Halloween
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if you didn't want us
to shoot for the moon?
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That's when I had two of you
to bet on.
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Where is this clown?
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Hey, tell her it's nothing.
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DOCTOR:
Not quite.
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You have a serious infection
of the bone in your jaw,
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as well as extremely high
inflammation markers
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in your blood.
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Same thing as last time.
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Your colleague gave me
antibiotics.
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Did the trick, right?
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After your last three fights,
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you've developed fevers
and infections.
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That's not a normal response
to injury.
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What does that mean?
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Medically speaking,
we'd need further testing
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to determine the source
of the problem,
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but metaphorically,
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seems like your body
is telling you not to fight.
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Meta-- Fuck that. What?
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[LAUGHS]
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The decision is yours,
but I must make you aware
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that the complications
could be life-threatening.
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You set this up, didn't you?
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She tell you to say that?
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Could you give us
a minute alone?
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STU:
We got the Keystone Kops here.
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He ain't gonna listen
to this loser.
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Shit, he trying to run up
the bill on you, Mama.
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Damn you for being so careless
with your life.
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Careless? I'm fighting for it.
And yours too.
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I've been puttin'
food on the table.
Your deadbeat husband don't.
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Grief ain't a disability, Mama.
I looked it up.
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What you think,
you're gonna get to be a pro?
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Honey, you're the age most
guys are when they pack it in.
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And you're still scrapping
for a sponsor.
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You look me in the eyes
and tell me
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that some plastic trophy
is worth more than your life.
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You only got yourself to blame.
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Making a fuss over all them
damn participation ribbons.
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You set a real low bar.
What you expect from your son?
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That this one
don't fucking die.
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I ain't that lucky.
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[♪♪♪]
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I heard them oil rigs
went up pay good.
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I ain't doing
no blue-collar bullshit.
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Well, honey,
what else is there?
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[♪♪♪]
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YOUNG STU:
Dad caught me
playing in your room.
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Got a heck of a hiding for it.
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[SCOFFS]
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Sometimes I thought
I hated you for being so good.
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Making me look bad.
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Dad probably wonders
why he gotta keep
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a piece of shit like me.
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You want it?
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Come get it.
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[SNIFFLES]
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[SIGHS]
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What, you think I missed?
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I never miss.
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Oh!
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[CAR APPROACHING]
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[SIREN WHOOPS]
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Oh, shit.
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Evening, officers.
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Everything
all right here?
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STU:
Yeah, just paying my respects.
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You Bill's son?
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Wow, all these years gone,
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he's still making me look bad,
huh?
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[♪♪♪]
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Chip off the old block, huh?
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Good to see you, Stu.
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Until we meet again, prick.
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Hey, Mama.
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[SIGHS]
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Resisting arrest?
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I challenged
the officer's judgment.
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It was a stimulating
exchange.
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I made him a better cop.
Get in the car.
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If they told you why,
you'd pat my back.
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Ain't that the story
of your life?
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Being out of context.
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I got some good news for you.
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I figured it out.
Yeah?
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Seventh time's a charm?
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No, I mean I figured out
what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna be an actor.
Oh, God.
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Think about it.
Nothing ever made more sense.
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I mean, I was born to perform.
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It just took some time
to find my stage.
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Yeah? Where's that at?
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Hollywood.
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You ain't been west
of Missoula.
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You got a map,
I'm gonna make it there.
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[SCOFFS]
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Baby, you don't belong
with those L.A. folks.
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They're a bunch
of carpetbaggers.
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Communist fucking
fascist hippies.
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I ain't trying to belong, Mama.
I'm trying to stand out.
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All right,
wait till you see me
saving the world,
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shooting the bad guys,
kissing them girls in pearls.
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Shit.
Probably all three at once.
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Isn't it a little late to,
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you know, try that?
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They gonna say "late,"
and they gonna say "great."
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And I ain't even gonna be
dead yet.
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Mm.
Well?
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You gonna look your father up?
Am I gonna look my father up?
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Yeah.
[SCOFFS] Fuck Bill.
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Come on, let's go.
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[DOLLY PARTON'S
"9 TO 5" PLAYING]
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Mm-hm!
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KATHLEEN:
Yeah, fuck Bill.
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♪ Tumble outta bed
And stumble to the kitchen ♪
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♪ Pour myself
A cup of ambition ♪
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♪ Yawnin' and stretchin'
And try to come to life ♪
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You throwback mother--
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[HONKING HORN]
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I'm trying to do
a public service, asshole.
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DRIVER:
Learn how to drive, idiot.
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WOMAN:
Hello. Can I get
the vehicle number?
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Yeah, vehicle number,
jerk-off-kilo-limp-dick-ten.
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How's his driving?
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I'll tell you
how's his fucking driving.
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His parents must be cousins.
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He's driving
like a fucking half-wit.
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Be ahead hiring
a crash test dummy--
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If you are satisfied
with your message, press one.
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Son of a bitch.
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Somebody gotta find a better way
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to rat these retards out,
you know?
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Make a decent driver crash
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just for trying
to do the right thing.
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[GRUMBLES SOFTLY]
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♪ Two, three, four ♪
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[STURGILL SIMPSON'S
"LIFE OF SIN" PLAYING]
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♪ Well, lately things have been
A little complicated ♪
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♪ Quality of life
Has got me down ♪
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♪ Well, sex is cheap
And talk is overrated ♪
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♪ And the boys and me are
Still working on the sound ♪
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STU:
Let's just start with a week.
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That's $182.
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If you book a month out,
you save 20 percent.
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Oh, I don't need a month
to make it.
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You and everybody else
in this town.
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You got some advice for me?
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I'm still trying
to be discovered.
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I tell you what: I hit it big,
I'll take you with me.
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All the way to the top.
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Payment's due Monday.
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Don't sell yourself short,
sweetheart.
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Oh, I won't.
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I'll see you Monday.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hello? Yeah, this is Mr. Long.
Hold all my calls.
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Really?
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I'll have to think about that.
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Hollywood, baby. Hollywood!
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[LAUGHING]
Hot damn,
you in Hollywood, kid.
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What the fuck did you say?
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I made it!
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Oh, shit.
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See what channel
I'm gonna be on every night.
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Every night.
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Oh, yeah.
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The fuck?
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Ain't no antenna on here.
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A hundred and eighty-two dollars
for this shit.
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It better be working.
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Yeah, I got a problem.
The TV ain't working.
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Tomorrow? I paid $182.
I need a goddamn TV.
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Shit. You gotta be kidding me.
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Better get her big ass up here
and fix this shit.
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♪ Things have been
A little complicated ♪
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[SIGHS]
I made it.
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♪ Quality of life
Has got me down ♪
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♪ Well, the sex is cheap
And the talk is overrated ♪
255
00:14:20,301 --> 00:14:24,773
♪ And the boys and me are
Still working on the sound ♪
256
00:14:26,974 --> 00:14:29,678
"Gas station attendant.
Christmas tree lot."
257
00:14:29,810 --> 00:14:32,279
I was voted
Santa's favorite elf.
258
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,648
Heh. Nice.
259
00:14:33,782 --> 00:14:36,484
"Amateur boxer.
Record 15-2.
260
00:14:36,618 --> 00:14:40,455
1985 Gold Gloves Middleweight
titleholder for the state."
261
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,624
I won that one by knockout.
Wow.
262
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,425
So...
263
00:14:44,559 --> 00:14:46,860
what brings you here?
264
00:14:46,994 --> 00:14:49,296
Well, I hung up the gloves
a few weeks back.
265
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,398
I thought
I'd cash in on my face,
instead of my fists.
266
00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:53,268
Get more mileage out of that.
267
00:14:53,401 --> 00:14:56,171
No better place to be discovered
than the supermarket.
268
00:14:56,304 --> 00:14:58,306
Even them Hollywood big shots
got to buy beans, right?
269
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,176
Yeah.
You wanna be an actor.
270
00:15:01,309 --> 00:15:04,379
It's not like anyone aspires
to work at a supermarket.
271
00:15:04,513 --> 00:15:06,348
Unless they do,
and that's cool, man.
272
00:15:06,482 --> 00:15:08,216
They're probably happier
in the long run.
273
00:15:08,350 --> 00:15:09,951
Hmm.
Yeah.
274
00:15:10,085 --> 00:15:11,286
What skills do you possess
275
00:15:11,419 --> 00:15:13,221
that would make you suited
for this job?
276
00:15:13,355 --> 00:15:15,791
I'm real charming.
Ask my mama.
277
00:15:15,924 --> 00:15:18,326
I'll bet.
278
00:15:18,461 --> 00:15:20,730
I might have something for you.
Yeah.
279
00:15:22,465 --> 00:15:24,332
[GLEN CAMPBELL'S
"RHINESTONE COWBOY" PLAYING]
280
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:26,234
[SHUTTER CLICKING]
281
00:15:30,205 --> 00:15:31,906
♪ I've been walkin'
These streets ♪
282
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,308
Here you go.
283
00:15:33,441 --> 00:15:35,377
Hey, did I see you
in a television series?
284
00:15:35,511 --> 00:15:37,780
♪ Singin' the same old song ♪
285
00:15:37,912 --> 00:15:39,981
You got any family
in the film industry?
286
00:15:40,115 --> 00:15:41,416
No, I don't.
287
00:15:43,084 --> 00:15:45,054
You do movies?
No.
288
00:15:48,492 --> 00:15:50,259
You don't work
in the entertainment industry?
289
00:15:50,393 --> 00:15:51,360
No, man.
290
00:15:54,196 --> 00:15:56,600
Sir. Let me wrap it up
for you.
291
00:15:57,701 --> 00:15:59,235
Wanna get right to it, huh?
292
00:16:01,738 --> 00:16:03,673
You got friends
in the film industry?
Nah.
293
00:16:03,807 --> 00:16:08,645
♪ On the road
To my horizon ♪
294
00:16:08,779 --> 00:16:15,652
♪ But I'm gonna be where
The lights are shining on me ♪
295
00:16:15,786 --> 00:16:17,754
You're not exactly
what we're looking for.
296
00:16:17,888 --> 00:16:18,954
I've heard that before.
297
00:16:19,088 --> 00:16:20,724
Trying to be a human billboard.
298
00:16:20,857 --> 00:16:22,893
Sign spinner.
You know the gig.
299
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:25,327
Gave the job
to some other little punk.
300
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,062
I set up shop on the other side
of the city.
301
00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:28,698
I got ten times
the customers he did.
302
00:16:28,832 --> 00:16:29,965
[CHUCKLES]
303
00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:35,204
All right, well...
304
00:16:37,174 --> 00:16:39,142
If you're willing
to prove yourself,
305
00:16:39,276 --> 00:16:40,343
I'm open to persuasion.
306
00:16:40,478 --> 00:16:42,880
Yeah, man.
What do I got to do?
307
00:16:43,013 --> 00:16:44,916
[SIGHS]
308
00:16:48,084 --> 00:16:50,120
How badly you want it?
309
00:16:54,057 --> 00:16:55,593
[CHUCKLES]
310
00:16:57,528 --> 00:16:58,428
Okay.
311
00:17:03,233 --> 00:17:05,001
How about I put your lights out?
Okay--
312
00:17:05,135 --> 00:17:06,904
Then you tell me
if you see a fucking star.
313
00:17:07,037 --> 00:17:09,005
Okay, not necessary.
Not necessary.
314
00:17:10,974 --> 00:17:12,175
Okay.
315
00:17:12,309 --> 00:17:14,344
I'm taking my picture.
Yeah.
316
00:17:17,981 --> 00:17:19,983
Could you send in
the next person, please?
317
00:17:26,423 --> 00:17:28,192
Jesus...
[DOOR SLAMS]
318
00:17:28,326 --> 00:17:30,394
Claire, we need a new camera.
319
00:17:33,932 --> 00:17:35,166
[MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY
OVER SPEAKERS]
320
00:17:35,299 --> 00:17:37,134
[BILLIARD BALLS CLACKING]
321
00:17:37,268 --> 00:17:38,971
[LIGHT CHATTERING]
322
00:17:49,581 --> 00:17:51,282
WOMAN:
Best kind of date, huh?
323
00:17:52,684 --> 00:17:56,053
Big bedroom eyes,
keeps her mouth shut.
324
00:17:56,187 --> 00:17:58,557
I like a woman who ain't afraid
to say who she is.
325
00:18:00,526 --> 00:18:01,927
Who do you want me to be?
326
00:18:03,695 --> 00:18:05,898
I want a menu,
I go to the restaurant.
327
00:18:07,499 --> 00:18:10,134
[CHUCKLES]
328
00:18:10,268 --> 00:18:14,171
Sometimes I need help
getting out of character.
329
00:18:16,642 --> 00:18:18,010
Be right back.
330
00:18:18,142 --> 00:18:20,212
Okay.
331
00:18:20,345 --> 00:18:23,516
Hell, she'd fuck that elk
if it had a dick and a dollar.
332
00:18:31,423 --> 00:18:33,358
This town wants me to think
that my job's
333
00:18:33,493 --> 00:18:35,528
at the mercy
of some shit-sucking scumbag,
334
00:18:35,662 --> 00:18:38,698
and my dick's at the mercy
of some slut's low standards?
335
00:18:38,831 --> 00:18:40,500
Nah...
336
00:18:45,170 --> 00:18:47,740
A real man earns a win
on his own damn merits.
337
00:18:49,509 --> 00:18:50,577
Shit.
338
00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:51,744
Shit.
339
00:18:51,878 --> 00:18:52,779
All right.
340
00:18:58,451 --> 00:19:02,321
Tell me about the pork.
That pork's on sale.
341
00:19:02,455 --> 00:19:03,489
Why's that now?
342
00:19:03,623 --> 00:19:04,924
Why you think?
343
00:19:05,058 --> 00:19:07,026
Pig was ugly,
or the meat gone old.
344
00:19:07,159 --> 00:19:08,461
They don't tell me
this shit, sir.
345
00:19:08,595 --> 00:19:10,363
My job is to sell
what's on the sign.
346
00:19:13,232 --> 00:19:14,768
I'll take two racks of lamb.
347
00:19:16,704 --> 00:19:17,605
Yeah.
348
00:19:22,009 --> 00:19:24,243
[♪♪♪]
349
00:19:30,985 --> 00:19:32,352
What can I get for you, miss?
350
00:19:33,754 --> 00:19:35,254
Nothing, thank you.
351
00:19:35,388 --> 00:19:37,290
I got beef.
352
00:19:37,423 --> 00:19:39,292
I can see that.
353
00:19:39,425 --> 00:19:40,828
I'll have fish tonight.
354
00:19:40,961 --> 00:19:43,731
Don't let me change your mind.
You didn't.
355
00:19:43,864 --> 00:19:45,799
You can find a fish in a can,
356
00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:48,301
or you can let me
take you to dinner.
357
00:19:48,434 --> 00:19:50,169
I don't like being told
my choices.
358
00:19:50,303 --> 00:19:52,171
How about I take you fishing,
we compromise?
359
00:19:52,305 --> 00:19:53,741
Heh. No, thanks.
360
00:19:53,874 --> 00:19:54,975
I didn't catch your name.
361
00:19:55,109 --> 00:19:57,276
Not much of a fisherman then,
are you?
362
00:19:59,913 --> 00:20:01,616
CUSTOMER:
Hey.
363
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:04,119
Stuart, a word.
I gotta go help a lady out.
364
00:20:04,251 --> 00:20:06,454
People don't run from help
if they want it.
365
00:20:06,588 --> 00:20:09,090
Stalking customers
is a fireable offense.
366
00:20:09,223 --> 00:20:10,625
They used to call it romance.
367
00:20:10,759 --> 00:20:12,527
Our meat sales
are down 20 percent.
368
00:20:12,661 --> 00:20:14,629
And you come in here
with your face fucked up.
369
00:20:14,763 --> 00:20:17,132
It looks like you done battle
with the cow trying to kill it.
370
00:20:17,264 --> 00:20:18,399
They might prefer that
to the truth.
371
00:20:18,533 --> 00:20:20,468
Meat room.
Till this shit clears up.
372
00:20:20,602 --> 00:20:22,470
You ought to get
a Fish Department in here.
373
00:20:22,604 --> 00:20:23,605
Yeah?
Yeah.
374
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:32,681
Shit.
Life is short, Stu.
375
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,549
Too short to be a dick
or deal with one.
376
00:20:34,683 --> 00:20:35,750
What you trying to say?
377
00:20:35,884 --> 00:20:37,919
I'm not trying, I'm saying.
378
00:20:38,053 --> 00:20:40,121
If you watched
the love of your life
slip through your hands
379
00:20:40,254 --> 00:20:41,690
all because there ain't
a fucking Fish Department,
380
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:44,224
you'd be in a dick mood too.
381
00:20:44,358 --> 00:20:48,395
If she's the dime piece
I suspect you're after,
382
00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:50,264
I saw her leave this here.
383
00:20:50,397 --> 00:20:52,167
I bet my bonus she'll be there.
384
00:20:58,541 --> 00:21:00,509
You don't get that bonus,
you let me know.
385
00:21:00,643 --> 00:21:01,911
I'll take care of it,
you hear?
386
00:21:02,044 --> 00:21:04,412
Come here. Come here.
Oh, no, no, no.
387
00:21:04,547 --> 00:21:05,948
Come here.
388
00:21:06,082 --> 00:21:06,949
Come here.
389
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:08,551
[♪♪♪]
390
00:21:12,955 --> 00:21:14,255
[FAUCET RUNNING]
391
00:21:14,389 --> 00:21:16,324
Oh, yeah. Shit.
392
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:27,737
Hola.
393
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:31,207
Hey. Hey.
394
00:21:31,339 --> 00:21:33,876
Remember me?
395
00:21:34,009 --> 00:21:35,878
Oh, fuck off, Father.
396
00:21:36,011 --> 00:21:37,913
[SPEAKING SOFTLY IN SPANISH]
397
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:49,793
FATHER:
Brethren.
398
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,897
Let us acknowledge our sins,
399
00:21:54,030 --> 00:21:55,799
and so prepare ourselves
400
00:21:55,932 --> 00:21:58,434
to celebrate
the sacred mysteries.
401
00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:00,369
I confess to Almighty God,
402
00:22:00,504 --> 00:22:02,304
and to you,
my brothers and sisters,
403
00:22:02,438 --> 00:22:04,641
that I have greatly sinned.
404
00:22:04,775 --> 00:22:06,576
In my thoughts and in my words.
405
00:22:06,710 --> 00:22:08,011
In what I have done.
406
00:22:08,145 --> 00:22:10,247
In what I have failed to do.
...failed to do.
407
00:22:10,379 --> 00:22:12,582
I don't know about this one.
408
00:22:12,716 --> 00:22:15,252
Through my fault,
through my fault,
409
00:22:15,384 --> 00:22:17,554
through my most
grievous fault.
410
00:22:17,687 --> 00:22:19,256
That's a bit dramatic.
411
00:22:19,388 --> 00:22:20,957
FATHER: Therefore...
Ow! Jesus.
412
00:22:22,459 --> 00:22:24,761
May Almighty God
have mercy on us,
413
00:22:24,895 --> 00:22:25,996
forgive us our sins
414
00:22:26,129 --> 00:22:28,732
and bring us
to everlasting life.
415
00:22:28,865 --> 00:22:30,432
CONGREGATION:
Amen.
416
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:37,307
[GROANS]
Hey, you want some help?
417
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,776
You should've
thought of that.
418
00:22:40,410 --> 00:22:43,948
Son. You can't fool God.
419
00:22:44,081 --> 00:22:46,083
Maybe no one's done it
good enough.
420
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:48,351
FATHER:
Let us pray.
421
00:22:50,755 --> 00:22:52,023
STU:
Cool to sit here?
422
00:22:52,156 --> 00:22:53,057
MAN:
Yeah.
423
00:22:57,962 --> 00:22:59,597
Ham.
424
00:22:59,730 --> 00:23:01,199
Oh, that's beef. I'd know.
425
00:23:02,567 --> 00:23:05,203
No, my name. My name's Ham.
426
00:23:05,335 --> 00:23:07,205
Like a pig?
427
00:23:07,337 --> 00:23:09,473
Yeah, nigga, like a pig.
428
00:23:09,607 --> 00:23:12,310
[CHUCKLES]
That's your real name?
429
00:23:12,442 --> 00:23:13,978
Yeah.
430
00:23:14,111 --> 00:23:16,614
That's a biblical name.
That's Noah's kid.
431
00:23:16,747 --> 00:23:18,883
You'd think he'd have enough
pork onboard that ship.
432
00:23:19,951 --> 00:23:21,219
You must be new here.
433
00:23:22,987 --> 00:23:26,724
Why, I look out of place?
You look in the mirror lately?
434
00:23:26,858 --> 00:23:29,661
I thought your people was
the God-fearing folk, brother.
435
00:23:29,795 --> 00:23:32,197
Well,
ain't a lot of them Catholic,
436
00:23:32,331 --> 00:23:33,966
but there's just
different denominations.
437
00:23:34,099 --> 00:23:36,869
A brother was
one of the greats.
Augustine of Hippo.
438
00:23:37,002 --> 00:23:40,505
Well, let me guess.
He was onboard too.
439
00:23:43,075 --> 00:23:44,009
I...
440
00:23:45,210 --> 00:23:46,578
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
441
00:23:46,712 --> 00:23:48,647
I need your help.
Uh-huh.
442
00:23:50,515 --> 00:23:53,252
I'm looking for the girl
who left this thing. Know her?
443
00:23:53,384 --> 00:23:55,554
Of course you are.
Why you say that?
444
00:23:55,687 --> 00:23:57,289
She real good
at spreading the word.
445
00:23:57,421 --> 00:24:00,359
Puts all us priest prospects
to shame. Carmen's her name.
446
00:24:00,492 --> 00:24:03,328
She's about as Catholic
as the cross itself.
447
00:24:03,462 --> 00:24:06,698
We're taking sign-ups
for volunteer positions.
448
00:24:06,832 --> 00:24:08,200
No better way to assimilate.
449
00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:09,935
God ain't got time for me,
450
00:24:10,068 --> 00:24:12,304
I ain't got time for him,
especially between auditions.
451
00:24:12,436 --> 00:24:14,172
Why don't you put me down
for hospital visits.
452
00:24:14,306 --> 00:24:16,208
Shame we can't all be
as generous as Ham.
453
00:24:20,313 --> 00:24:22,181
Hey.
454
00:24:22,315 --> 00:24:24,784
Sudden change of heart,
huh?
455
00:24:24,918 --> 00:24:26,486
Hell, yeah.
456
00:24:26,619 --> 00:24:28,588
We don't need
security here.
457
00:24:28,721 --> 00:24:30,456
We don't know what we need
till it hits us in the face
458
00:24:30,590 --> 00:24:32,792
or steals our shit. Hey.
459
00:24:32,926 --> 00:24:34,527
Hi, Ham. Jacob.
Hey.
460
00:24:34,661 --> 00:24:35,628
Stuart.
461
00:24:35,762 --> 00:24:37,263
Hi.
462
00:24:37,397 --> 00:24:40,600
You wanna do this
with an audience?
463
00:24:40,733 --> 00:24:42,502
So how'd you know my name?
You look me up?
464
00:24:42,635 --> 00:24:45,138
You wear a name tag at work.
How did you find me?
465
00:24:45,271 --> 00:24:47,140
I asked God
to show me the way.
466
00:24:47,273 --> 00:24:49,309
He took me down Santa Monica,
left at the light
467
00:24:49,441 --> 00:24:51,744
and into this very lot.
What do you know?
468
00:24:51,878 --> 00:24:53,313
What are you hoping
to accomplish here?
469
00:24:53,445 --> 00:24:55,081
Well, hope ain't a tactic.
470
00:24:55,214 --> 00:24:57,350
I come to find the light.
I'm looking at it.
471
00:24:57,483 --> 00:24:58,985
Does this tactic
usually work for you?
472
00:24:59,118 --> 00:25:01,654
Stalking your prey and
smothering them with cheese?
473
00:25:01,788 --> 00:25:04,090
Most things
taste good like that.
You like nachos?
474
00:25:04,223 --> 00:25:05,758
You say that
because I'm Mexican?
475
00:25:05,892 --> 00:25:07,660
Is that right?
I wouldn't know.
476
00:25:07,794 --> 00:25:09,462
I can't see shit,
you're so bright.
477
00:25:11,031 --> 00:25:12,766
You like that one, huh?
478
00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:15,970
I have to teach.
Well, I got a lot to learn.
479
00:25:16,103 --> 00:25:17,871
At Sunday School. For kids.
480
00:25:18,005 --> 00:25:20,841
I'm an actor.
I can be whatever you need.
481
00:25:22,409 --> 00:25:24,345
You don't take "no"
for an answer, do you?
482
00:25:24,478 --> 00:25:26,146
I don't need a "yes"
to know I'm right.
483
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,315
What do you think
you're right about?
484
00:25:28,449 --> 00:25:33,120
You wanna let me take you
fishing, but you're scared.
485
00:25:33,253 --> 00:25:35,756
I made a living reading fear in
people's eyes. I was a boxer.
486
00:25:35,889 --> 00:25:39,927
What am I scared of?
Getting knocked off your feet.
487
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:41,662
Might take 12 rounds
to get them on their back,
488
00:25:41,795 --> 00:25:42,663
but I'm a patient guy.
489
00:25:42,796 --> 00:25:44,698
Get me on my back?
490
00:25:44,832 --> 00:25:48,369
I'm a Catholic.
No sex before marriage.
491
00:25:48,502 --> 00:25:51,271
Well, ain't that
what confession's for?
492
00:25:51,405 --> 00:25:52,706
I thought that'd be the case.
493
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,508
Let's not waste
either of our times.
494
00:25:54,641 --> 00:25:56,877
I'd wait 40 years
in the desert for you.
495
00:26:00,381 --> 00:26:02,550
Well, you can start
with an hour in church.
496
00:26:02,684 --> 00:26:04,352
I'll be there.
497
00:26:08,356 --> 00:26:09,324
I'll be there.
498
00:26:13,128 --> 00:26:15,597
Hey, Mama.
I got my break.
499
00:26:15,730 --> 00:26:18,666
KATHLEEN [ON PHONE]: Oh, honey,
I'm so proud of you.
500
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,568
Hey, watch your soap
and you'll see me.
501
00:26:20,702 --> 00:26:24,039
I can't wait
to tell the girls. Heh.
502
00:26:24,839 --> 00:26:26,307
Love you.
503
00:26:26,441 --> 00:26:27,842
I'll remember that.
504
00:26:30,145 --> 00:26:32,180
Oh, Jack.
505
00:26:32,313 --> 00:26:33,615
I will get you for this
506
00:26:33,748 --> 00:26:35,583
if it's the last thing
I ever do.
507
00:26:39,187 --> 00:26:42,023
STU:
Are you using paper towels?
508
00:26:42,157 --> 00:26:44,159
No, no, no.
509
00:26:44,292 --> 00:26:45,794
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
510
00:26:45,927 --> 00:26:47,695
Stop throwing cash
in the trash.
511
00:26:47,829 --> 00:26:50,765
And get yourself
a Marvelous Mop.
512
00:26:50,899 --> 00:26:54,837
These things are so cool.
They're double-action.
513
00:26:54,970 --> 00:26:56,038
Quick retracting.
514
00:26:58,674 --> 00:27:00,176
Clean up the mess so fast,
515
00:27:00,309 --> 00:27:02,078
your missus will never know
what happened.
516
00:27:02,211 --> 00:27:04,747
Get yourself a Marvelous Mop.
517
00:27:10,019 --> 00:27:13,122
[WAYLON JENNINGS' "IF OLE HANK
COULD ONLY SEE US NOW" PLAYING]
518
00:27:14,824 --> 00:27:19,628
♪ If ole Hank
Could only see us now ♪
519
00:27:19,762 --> 00:27:24,033
♪ If he could see
What we got goin' down ♪
520
00:27:24,166 --> 00:27:28,704
♪ We got Learjets and buses
Chauffeured limousines ♪
521
00:27:28,838 --> 00:27:33,577
♪ We done moved from the Ryman
And Opry's on TV ♪
522
00:27:33,742 --> 00:27:37,913
♪ I'd give a hundred dollars
If I could know somehow ♪
523
00:27:38,047 --> 00:27:39,448
♪ What'd ya think ♪
524
00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:43,219
♪ If ole Hank
Could only see us now ♪
525
00:27:50,127 --> 00:27:51,529
I miss you, little buddy.
526
00:27:52,996 --> 00:27:54,097
Happy birthday.
527
00:27:58,101 --> 00:28:00,003
Look at you now.
528
00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:01,304
Look at me now.
529
00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:04,007
Both amongst the stars, huh?
530
00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:05,476
[SCOFFS]
531
00:28:05,610 --> 00:28:07,177
[SNIFFLES]
532
00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:09,679
♪ Singin' through the smoke ♪
533
00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:12,949
♪ And strobe lights
On the stage ♪
534
00:28:13,083 --> 00:28:16,419
♪ If ole Hank
Could only see us now ♪
535
00:28:16,554 --> 00:28:19,656
[SIREN WAILING]
536
00:28:19,789 --> 00:28:21,057
OFFICER [OVER P.A.]:
Pull over.
537
00:28:21,191 --> 00:28:22,460
Oh, shit.
538
00:28:22,593 --> 00:28:24,361
Pull over
to the side of the road.
539
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:38,544
Step out of the vehicle,
hands where I can see 'em.
540
00:28:40,612 --> 00:28:42,548
That what it feels like
to be God,
541
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,348
knowing you hold all cards,
542
00:28:44,483 --> 00:28:46,817
it don't matter if it's fair
how you decide to play them?
543
00:28:46,951 --> 00:28:50,354
Step out of the vehicle with
your hands where I can see them.
544
00:28:50,489 --> 00:28:53,724
[SIGHS]
I'd like to know
what the fuck happens to a kid,
545
00:28:53,858 --> 00:28:55,159
make him wanna be a cop?
546
00:28:56,662 --> 00:28:57,629
Hey, hands!
547
00:28:57,762 --> 00:28:58,829
Hands!
548
00:28:58,963 --> 00:29:00,798
I'm trying to...
549
00:29:00,932 --> 00:29:01,866
Wallet, my ass.
550
00:29:01,999 --> 00:29:03,734
Get out of the car.
551
00:29:03,868 --> 00:29:07,705
♪ If he could see
What we've got going down ♪
552
00:29:07,838 --> 00:29:12,343
♪ We got Learjets and buses
Chauffeured limousines ♪
553
00:29:13,478 --> 00:29:14,345
Hi.
554
00:29:14,479 --> 00:29:15,379
Good morning.
555
00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:21,219
♪ I'd give a hundred dollars
If I could know ♪
556
00:29:23,221 --> 00:29:24,121
Oh, fuck.
557
00:29:26,324 --> 00:29:27,225
You're late.
558
00:29:28,827 --> 00:29:30,663
STU:
And you overstayed
your welcome.
559
00:29:30,796 --> 00:29:32,998
I bet you even God
don't like a kiss-ass.
560
00:29:33,131 --> 00:29:36,703
[♪♪♪]
561
00:30:03,095 --> 00:30:05,797
Excuse me, sir.
Yeah?
562
00:30:05,931 --> 00:30:08,333
Does Bill know
you're fussing with his truck?
563
00:30:08,468 --> 00:30:10,435
I'm his son.
Just borrowing it.
564
00:30:14,806 --> 00:30:17,142
FOREMAN [OVER RADIO]:
Bill, do you copy?
565
00:30:18,243 --> 00:30:19,580
[TURNS OFF ENGINE]
566
00:30:19,713 --> 00:30:21,314
Yeah. This is Bill.
567
00:30:21,447 --> 00:30:23,449
There's a guy in your truck
with a knife.
568
00:30:23,584 --> 00:30:26,487
STU:
Think I need a knife
to fuck you up?
569
00:30:26,620 --> 00:30:29,088
Bill can't find his crack
in his ass,
570
00:30:29,222 --> 00:30:30,658
much less keep track
of his shit.
571
00:30:30,790 --> 00:30:32,992
I'm doing him a service,
teaching him a lesson.
572
00:30:33,126 --> 00:30:34,460
I'm sorry, John.
573
00:30:34,595 --> 00:30:36,497
My son has issues
with boundaries.
574
00:30:36,630 --> 00:30:38,231
That's the new way
to say "handicapped."
575
00:30:38,364 --> 00:30:40,668
He means "retard."
Don't feel sorry for him.
576
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,435
He's playing with a full deck,
just a bad one.
577
00:30:42,569 --> 00:30:44,437
Bill knows his cards.
He got the gambling bug.
578
00:30:44,571 --> 00:30:45,805
I'll take it from here.
579
00:30:45,938 --> 00:30:47,307
He's not out in five minutes,
580
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,510
I'm calling the cops
on both of you.
581
00:30:49,643 --> 00:30:51,311
Hi, Stuart, how you been?
582
00:30:51,444 --> 00:30:53,012
Give me the keys.
I got an audition.
583
00:30:53,146 --> 00:30:55,214
I'm gonna be late.
Audition?
584
00:30:55,348 --> 00:30:57,685
For what?
A movie. None of your business.
585
00:30:57,817 --> 00:30:59,986
Seeing as you're trying to steal
my truck to get there--
586
00:31:00,119 --> 00:31:01,789
Once I get my check
from the supermarket,
587
00:31:01,921 --> 00:31:03,490
I'll spring my ride
and give yours back.
588
00:31:03,624 --> 00:31:05,124
I reckon
it's a few months' worth
589
00:31:05,258 --> 00:31:07,293
of cleanups on Aisle 4
to pay off a DUI impound.
590
00:31:07,427 --> 00:31:08,629
That is the offense?
591
00:31:08,762 --> 00:31:10,330
If you sent half
of what you spend on whiskey
592
00:31:10,465 --> 00:31:13,468
to your wife,
you might have a marriage.
593
00:31:13,601 --> 00:31:17,371
I appreciate your concern,
but this is not my moment, son.
594
00:31:17,505 --> 00:31:19,340
You know, I could've
got you in here.
595
00:31:19,474 --> 00:31:22,544
Good pay, benefits,
a little dignity.
596
00:31:22,677 --> 00:31:24,845
They hire inbreds here.
I could run this shit,
I want to.
597
00:31:24,978 --> 00:31:27,181
Who do you think you gonna be,
the next John Wayne?
598
00:31:27,314 --> 00:31:28,817
Damn right I am.
You had a chance
599
00:31:28,949 --> 00:31:30,851
to make something
of yourself out west.
600
00:31:30,984 --> 00:31:33,020
All you got is a bigger gut,
beard, and bald spot.
601
00:31:33,153 --> 00:31:34,789
This is not
the fucking gold rush, Stu.
602
00:31:34,922 --> 00:31:36,725
Some of us just trying
to survive.
603
00:31:36,857 --> 00:31:38,959
Yeah, every man,
woman, and child
for themselves, right?
604
00:31:39,093 --> 00:31:41,563
Absolutely right.
End of the day,
that's all you got.
605
00:31:41,696 --> 00:31:43,997
Everyone else is just
a fucking disappointment.
606
00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:47,502
FOREMAN:
Wrap it up.
607
00:31:47,635 --> 00:31:49,571
[SIGHS]
608
00:31:49,704 --> 00:31:51,405
Well, I'm trying to be
an exception.
609
00:31:52,774 --> 00:31:54,308
Yeah, we need
more of those here.
610
00:31:56,210 --> 00:31:57,746
All right, call the boys.
611
00:31:57,878 --> 00:32:01,583
Stuart here is gonna reinvent
the "Jailhouse Rock."
612
00:32:08,691 --> 00:32:10,225
Good to see you, Bill.
613
00:32:10,358 --> 00:32:12,093
You look like shit.
614
00:32:12,227 --> 00:32:15,897
[♪♪♪]
615
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,842
CARMEN:
That's it for this Sunday.
God bless.
616
00:32:26,975 --> 00:32:29,210
Bye, Miss Carmen.
[CHUCKLES] Bye.
617
00:32:31,413 --> 00:32:32,313
Hey.
618
00:32:34,884 --> 00:32:36,351
How's the other guy?
619
00:32:36,485 --> 00:32:38,119
Oh, he wasn't working
with as good a deck to start.
620
00:32:38,253 --> 00:32:42,123
There's no future for you here.
Or us. I...
621
00:32:42,257 --> 00:32:44,459
Oh, your boss would beg
to differ.
622
00:32:44,593 --> 00:32:46,327
You sniffing around
my immigration status?
623
00:32:46,461 --> 00:32:48,631
No. I mean, Jesus. He asked
for the most fucked up,
624
00:32:48,764 --> 00:32:49,964
and you're looking at it.
625
00:32:50,098 --> 00:32:51,933
He asked for the tired
and the poor.
626
00:32:52,066 --> 00:32:53,770
I'm an out-of-work actor.
Hello!
627
00:32:53,904 --> 00:32:54,905
Cheap cologne
cannot cleanse you
628
00:32:55,037 --> 00:32:56,205
from the ugliness of sin.
629
00:32:56,338 --> 00:32:57,874
Look...
630
00:32:58,007 --> 00:33:00,644
I know I'm not
what you're used to.
631
00:33:00,777 --> 00:33:03,245
And not what
you deserve either.
632
00:33:03,379 --> 00:33:05,448
I'm gonna be better
than both.
633
00:33:07,717 --> 00:33:09,920
I'm all my parents have
to be proud of.
634
00:33:10,052 --> 00:33:11,922
I can't date
someone who isn't...
635
00:33:13,590 --> 00:33:15,357
baptized.
636
00:33:15,492 --> 00:33:16,927
I thought you was
gonna say Hispanic.
637
00:33:17,059 --> 00:33:18,294
Where's the water?
I'll do it now.
638
00:33:18,427 --> 00:33:20,029
I'm serious.
So am I.
639
00:33:21,898 --> 00:33:23,265
I'll do it right now.
640
00:33:23,399 --> 00:33:26,302
[♪♪♪]
641
00:33:29,138 --> 00:33:31,040
Today, the church
joyfully welcomes
642
00:33:31,173 --> 00:33:32,308
those who will be received
643
00:33:32,441 --> 00:33:34,176
into the Order of Catechumens.
644
00:33:34,310 --> 00:33:35,978
In the months to come,
645
00:33:36,111 --> 00:33:38,080
they will be preparing
their initiation
646
00:33:38,214 --> 00:33:39,583
into Christian faith
647
00:33:39,716 --> 00:33:41,585
by baptism, confirmation,
648
00:33:41,718 --> 00:33:43,185
and Eucharist.
649
00:33:43,319 --> 00:33:44,654
Stuart Long,
650
00:33:44,788 --> 00:33:47,525
what does this period
of formation offer you?
651
00:33:47,658 --> 00:33:49,159
Ah, well,
it's hard to say, Father.
652
00:33:49,292 --> 00:33:51,662
If I had to guess, something
beyond my wildest dreams.
653
00:33:51,796 --> 00:33:53,463
Let us all pray
that in due time,
654
00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:55,265
Stuart may be found worthy
655
00:33:55,398 --> 00:33:57,935
to receive the baptism
of new birth,
656
00:33:58,068 --> 00:34:00,170
the renewal
in the Holy Spirit,
657
00:34:00,303 --> 00:34:02,038
and to complete his initiation
658
00:34:02,172 --> 00:34:05,676
through the sacraments
of confirmation and Eucharist.
659
00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:08,011
Hallelujah.
660
00:34:12,249 --> 00:34:14,384
I'd like to invite a friend here
to sing with me tonight.
661
00:34:16,487 --> 00:34:19,356
God gave you the talent.
It's a sin not to use it.
662
00:34:19,490 --> 00:34:21,659
Give her a round of applause.
Go.
663
00:34:21,792 --> 00:34:22,727
Come on.
Yeah.
664
00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:27,832
Don't worry,
I ain't gonna hurt you.
665
00:34:27,965 --> 00:34:29,534
What song?
666
00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:32,703
Damn, you smell good.
Hey, Johnny Cash, "Jackson."
667
00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:35,673
Read the words
off the television.
668
00:34:35,806 --> 00:34:38,376
[JOHNNY CASH'S "JACKSON"
PLAYING]
669
00:34:41,513 --> 00:34:45,149
♪ We got married in a fever ♪
670
00:34:45,283 --> 00:34:48,787
♪ Hotter than a pepper sprout ♪
671
00:34:48,921 --> 00:34:52,056
♪ We've been talkin'
'Bout Jackson ♪
672
00:34:52,189 --> 00:34:54,960
♪ Ever since
The fire went out ♪
673
00:34:55,092 --> 00:34:58,462
♪ Yeah, I'm going to Jackson ♪
674
00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,799
♪ Going to mess around ♪
675
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,871
♪ Yeah, I'm going to Jackson ♪
676
00:35:06,004 --> 00:35:08,840
♪ Look out Jackson town ♪
677
00:35:08,974 --> 00:35:12,044
♪ We'll go on down
To Jackson ♪
678
00:35:12,176 --> 00:35:16,180
♪ Go ahead
And wreck your health ♪
679
00:35:16,314 --> 00:35:19,651
♪ Go play your hand
You big-talkin' man ♪
680
00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:23,055
♪ Make a big fool
Of yourself ♪
681
00:35:23,187 --> 00:35:24,790
♪ Yeah, go to Jackson ♪
682
00:35:24,923 --> 00:35:26,792
MAN:
Oh, yeah.
683
00:35:26,925 --> 00:35:29,261
♪ Go comb your hair ♪
684
00:35:29,394 --> 00:35:32,765
♪ Honey, I'm gonna
Snowball Jackson ♪
685
00:35:32,899 --> 00:35:35,768
♪ See if I care ♪
686
00:35:35,902 --> 00:35:36,903
MAN:
Yeah.
687
00:35:37,036 --> 00:35:39,739
[AUDIENCE CHEERING, CLAPPING]
688
00:35:39,872 --> 00:35:45,143
For example,
I am gonna give up chocolate.
689
00:35:45,277 --> 00:35:48,380
Hey, you guys should protest.
She needs sweetening.
690
00:35:48,514 --> 00:35:49,983
Yeah, pick something else.
691
00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:52,952
Well, what are you
gonna give up, Stu?
692
00:35:53,086 --> 00:35:54,787
Me?
693
00:35:54,921 --> 00:35:57,255
Uh...
694
00:35:57,389 --> 00:36:00,192
I was thinking maybe you guys,
so I can sleep in on Sundays.
695
00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:01,193
KIDS:
No.
696
00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:02,929
All right, all right.
697
00:36:05,098 --> 00:36:06,633
Alcohol.
698
00:36:06,766 --> 00:36:08,333
KID:
Hey, that's not fair.
699
00:36:08,468 --> 00:36:10,903
You pick something good that
you'll miss to make it count.
700
00:36:11,037 --> 00:36:12,839
I like this kid.
701
00:36:12,972 --> 00:36:13,906
Uh...
702
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:14,907
Like porn.
703
00:36:15,041 --> 00:36:16,576
That's what my dad gave up.
704
00:36:19,445 --> 00:36:22,215
Well, you tell him,
if he wants to make it count,
705
00:36:22,348 --> 00:36:24,150
tell your mama
to give up sex.
706
00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:26,386
[GASPS] He said S-E-X.
That's what porn is.
707
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,321
Stu.
Well, he said "porn."
708
00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:30,390
Kids, do you wanna read
from--?
709
00:36:30,524 --> 00:36:31,992
It's the same thing.
No.
710
00:36:32,126 --> 00:36:33,727
Get your Bibles out, please.
711
00:36:35,763 --> 00:36:37,363
STU:
God wants us to give things up,
712
00:36:37,498 --> 00:36:39,298
he ought to stop
taking from us too.
713
00:36:39,432 --> 00:36:41,769
He killed my little brother
Stephen when he was 6.
714
00:36:41,902 --> 00:36:43,971
Took a nap, never woke up.
715
00:36:44,104 --> 00:36:46,172
How you square
that one, huh?
716
00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:48,809
We can't understand
why God does what he does.
717
00:36:48,942 --> 00:36:52,046
That's why I liked to box.
How it went was up to me.
718
00:36:52,178 --> 00:36:54,180
I can't accept when
I ain't got no say in shit.
719
00:36:55,816 --> 00:36:57,685
Our world teaches us
that there's comfort
720
00:36:57,818 --> 00:37:00,154
in knowledge
and fear in the unknown.
721
00:37:00,286 --> 00:37:02,656
What if the unknown was greater
than we could possibly imagine?
722
00:37:02,790 --> 00:37:05,559
Hmm.
I bet it could be.
723
00:37:10,531 --> 00:37:11,666
I believe in you.
724
00:37:16,270 --> 00:37:17,639
TIM:
Confession.
725
00:37:17,772 --> 00:37:21,976
Acknowledging our sins
in word, action, and omission,
726
00:37:22,110 --> 00:37:24,512
and resolving to not sin again.
727
00:37:24,646 --> 00:37:28,516
For this, we do penance,
and are granted forgiveness.
728
00:37:28,650 --> 00:37:31,586
Like doing laundry.
That's a Sunday thing too.
729
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,723
[CHUCKLES]
Here I thought
it'd be all complicated.
730
00:37:34,856 --> 00:37:37,291
Well... I'm afraid
it's not that simple.
731
00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:40,595
The essential part of penance
732
00:37:40,729 --> 00:37:42,897
is a firm and true repentance,
733
00:37:43,031 --> 00:37:44,666
motivated by faith,
734
00:37:44,799 --> 00:37:46,433
and the love of God.
735
00:37:46,568 --> 00:37:48,870
This is called
perfect contrition.
736
00:37:49,003 --> 00:37:52,439
Imperfect contrition arises
from a less pure motive,
737
00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:54,209
such as common decency,
738
00:37:54,341 --> 00:37:56,111
or fear of hell.
739
00:37:56,243 --> 00:37:58,245
Our whole lives, we're taught
to be good, avoid bad.
740
00:37:58,378 --> 00:38:00,314
Eat your dinner,
or you don't get dessert.
741
00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:02,218
Share your toys,
or you get timeout.
742
00:38:02,350 --> 00:38:04,620
You're trying to undo
years of wiring.
743
00:38:04,754 --> 00:38:08,323
That's a good observation,
Stuart.
744
00:38:08,456 --> 00:38:09,992
Take heart.
745
00:38:10,126 --> 00:38:12,561
God is the ultimate programmer.
746
00:38:14,764 --> 00:38:16,766
I leave you with this task:
747
00:38:16,899 --> 00:38:19,400
Consider the changes
you need to make
748
00:38:19,535 --> 00:38:21,804
in order to receive
more abundant graces
749
00:38:21,937 --> 00:38:23,239
to sin no more.
750
00:38:28,409 --> 00:38:29,277
Cool.
751
00:38:29,410 --> 00:38:30,946
[PHONE RINGING]
752
00:38:32,380 --> 00:38:33,849
KATHLEEN:
Hello?
753
00:38:33,983 --> 00:38:36,252
How come you ain't teach me
how to tie a tie?
754
00:38:37,486 --> 00:38:38,788
Where'd you get a tie?
755
00:38:38,921 --> 00:38:40,790
My court appearance.
756
00:38:40,923 --> 00:38:42,658
Your dad never
did like dressing up.
757
00:38:42,792 --> 00:38:45,293
Always said he wanted me
to shine.
758
00:38:45,426 --> 00:38:48,931
Like a dirtbag on my arm was
the only way to make me pretty.
759
00:38:49,064 --> 00:38:51,466
Well, Dad is a fucking asshole.
760
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,570
What you putting on
a tie for anyway?
761
00:38:53,703 --> 00:38:55,105
Church.
762
00:38:55,238 --> 00:38:56,106
What?
763
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:58,675
I'm getting baptized.
764
00:38:58,809 --> 00:39:00,644
Why would you do that?
765
00:39:00,777 --> 00:39:02,444
It means something to my girl.
766
00:39:02,579 --> 00:39:03,947
[SCOFFS]
767
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,783
I remember feeling like that
about your dad.
768
00:39:06,917 --> 00:39:08,218
Why? You wanna be reborn,
769
00:39:08,350 --> 00:39:09,820
because you fucked up
so bad marrying him?
770
00:39:09,953 --> 00:39:12,789
Like I'd do anything
to please him,
771
00:39:12,923 --> 00:39:14,624
when he could be pleased.
772
00:39:14,758 --> 00:39:16,993
Gonna help me with this thing
or what?
773
00:39:17,127 --> 00:39:19,663
I keep tying the damn thing
into a knot, and it's--
774
00:39:19,796 --> 00:39:21,698
Mama, I need your help.
775
00:39:21,832 --> 00:39:24,534
[CONWAY TWITTY'S "YOU'VE NEVER
BEEN THIS FAR BEFORE" PLAYING]
776
00:39:27,137 --> 00:39:30,974
♪ I can almost hear
The stillness ♪
777
00:39:31,107 --> 00:39:37,547
♪ As it yields to the sound
Of your heart beating ♪
778
00:39:37,681 --> 00:39:40,684
♪ Bum-bum-bum ♪
779
00:39:40,817 --> 00:39:45,156
♪ And I can almost hear
The echo ♪
780
00:39:45,289 --> 00:39:51,394
♪ Of the thoughts that I know
You must be thinking ♪
781
00:39:51,529 --> 00:39:55,166
♪ Bum-bum-bum ♪
782
00:39:55,299 --> 00:39:58,870
♪ And I can feel
Your body tremble ♪
783
00:39:59,003 --> 00:40:05,408
♪ As you wonder what
This moment holds in store ♪
784
00:40:05,543 --> 00:40:08,779
♪ Bum-bum-bum ♪
785
00:40:08,913 --> 00:40:12,683
♪ And as I put my arms
Around you ♪
786
00:40:12,817 --> 00:40:17,555
♪ I can tell you've never been
This far before ♪
787
00:40:17,688 --> 00:40:19,991
[CONGREGATION CLAPPING]
788
00:40:20,124 --> 00:40:22,660
Hola. Bienvenidos.
789
00:40:22,793 --> 00:40:23,694
Hey.
790
00:40:26,364 --> 00:40:27,999
¿Cómo estás?
791
00:40:34,038 --> 00:40:35,405
What's everybody waiting for?
792
00:40:36,742 --> 00:40:37,943
Let's pray.
793
00:40:38,944 --> 00:40:39,811
I'll do it.
794
00:40:39,945 --> 00:40:41,079
It'd be my pleasure.
795
00:40:42,547 --> 00:40:44,316
[SOFTLY]
I've been practicing.
796
00:40:44,448 --> 00:40:45,784
[SIGHS]
797
00:40:45,918 --> 00:40:49,955
[PRAYING IN SPANISH]
798
00:40:59,264 --> 00:41:00,198
Amen.
799
00:41:03,302 --> 00:41:05,237
You know, Stuart,
800
00:41:05,370 --> 00:41:07,339
in my country,
801
00:41:07,471 --> 00:41:09,440
men crawl on their hands
and knees
802
00:41:09,574 --> 00:41:13,011
to the statue a la santísima
Virgen María.
803
00:41:15,213 --> 00:41:17,516
I expect no less devotion
to my daughter.
804
00:41:23,855 --> 00:41:25,657
Well, it's a good thing
I got a carpet, huh?
805
00:41:31,698 --> 00:41:32,966
[LAUGHING]
806
00:41:33,099 --> 00:41:34,100
You like that one?
807
00:41:37,670 --> 00:41:38,771
You want cerveza?
808
00:41:38,905 --> 00:41:40,173
[DAD SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
809
00:41:40,306 --> 00:41:42,041
No, I don't drink.
I was just wondering--
810
00:41:42,175 --> 00:41:44,210
If you drink, I can get it.
But I don't...
811
00:41:44,344 --> 00:41:45,945
Gracias.
I don't drink.
812
00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:53,019
I've never done this before.
813
00:41:53,152 --> 00:41:55,154
I just rattle off
the ways I fucked up?
814
00:41:55,288 --> 00:41:57,190
That is correct.
815
00:41:57,323 --> 00:41:58,758
It'd be easier to list
the things I done right,
816
00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:00,526
take up less of your time.
817
00:42:00,660 --> 00:42:02,128
Take as long as you need.
818
00:42:02,261 --> 00:42:03,463
There's a fucking line
out there.
819
00:42:03,596 --> 00:42:05,198
They'll know
how much I fucked up.
820
00:42:05,331 --> 00:42:07,400
Unless you whisper,
they'll know regardless.
821
00:42:08,634 --> 00:42:09,736
You know who you're talking to?
822
00:42:09,869 --> 00:42:11,838
I have an inkling, yes.
823
00:42:11,971 --> 00:42:13,506
Does hearing other folks' shit
824
00:42:13,639 --> 00:42:15,341
make you feel less shitty
about your own shit?
825
00:42:15,476 --> 00:42:17,210
Don't pretend
like you don't got some.
826
00:42:17,343 --> 00:42:18,978
[CHUCKLES]
827
00:42:19,112 --> 00:42:21,315
It is for God alone to judge.
828
00:42:21,448 --> 00:42:24,952
I am merely a vessel to assist
man in unburdening himself
829
00:42:25,085 --> 00:42:28,655
of all that may separate him
from the most direct path
830
00:42:28,789 --> 00:42:30,157
to Almighty Father.
831
00:42:30,290 --> 00:42:31,859
I'm keeping God in a job.
832
00:42:31,992 --> 00:42:34,294
He cuts you a check,
your ass better thank me.
833
00:42:42,369 --> 00:42:45,039
You know, the last thing I need
is another father to fail for.
834
00:42:45,172 --> 00:42:47,674
[FLAMIN' GROOVIES'
"WHISKEY WOMAN" PLAYING]
835
00:42:47,808 --> 00:42:51,245
♪ I've been hungry
All day long ♪
836
00:42:51,378 --> 00:42:52,846
[SIGHS]
837
00:42:55,182 --> 00:42:58,486
♪ For that girl
Who's wastin' time ♪
838
00:42:58,619 --> 00:43:00,154
You're getting into
the fine print
839
00:43:00,287 --> 00:43:02,490
on this way of living,
pal.
840
00:43:02,623 --> 00:43:05,192
What you think you know?
841
00:43:05,325 --> 00:43:07,628
I know you got a long,
weary road ahead,
842
00:43:07,761 --> 00:43:09,163
with the headlights dim.
843
00:43:09,296 --> 00:43:12,400
You have to learn the hard way
how to live in light.
844
00:43:12,535 --> 00:43:15,036
Why don't you find someone else
who wants to hear your shit?
845
00:43:15,170 --> 00:43:16,237
No one wants to.
846
00:43:16,371 --> 00:43:17,972
No shit.
847
00:43:18,106 --> 00:43:19,107
Take a hint.
848
00:43:21,076 --> 00:43:22,710
In my experience,
the toughest fights
849
00:43:22,844 --> 00:43:25,113
are the only ones
worth walking into.
850
00:43:26,381 --> 00:43:28,383
You bring a tough guy
to his knees,
851
00:43:29,717 --> 00:43:31,753
the first few times
he feels shame.
852
00:43:33,354 --> 00:43:34,255
Rage.
853
00:43:36,591 --> 00:43:37,959
Eventually, relief.
854
00:43:40,462 --> 00:43:42,797
Wanna have
a big dick contest, bud?
855
00:43:42,931 --> 00:43:44,666
I know how big
your dick is, son.
856
00:43:48,236 --> 00:43:50,271
I'd fuck you up if you
weren't fucked up already.
857
00:43:50,405 --> 00:43:51,906
Yeah.
858
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,075
Someone beat you to it.
859
00:43:56,611 --> 00:44:00,583
Life's gonna give you a gutful
of reasons to be angry, kid.
860
00:44:02,183 --> 00:44:04,787
You only need one
to be grateful.
861
00:44:06,021 --> 00:44:07,990
Wow.
862
00:44:08,124 --> 00:44:09,593
That's the most
fucked-up ratio
863
00:44:09,725 --> 00:44:12,761
since the number of marshmallows
in Lucky Charms.
864
00:44:14,263 --> 00:44:15,532
You ain't owed nothing.
865
00:44:17,333 --> 00:44:18,934
But you're getting a chance.
866
00:44:20,936 --> 00:44:22,371
[TAPS COUNTER]
867
00:44:22,506 --> 00:44:23,806
Don't go driving now.
868
00:44:29,245 --> 00:44:31,447
What the fuck
was he drinking?
869
00:44:31,581 --> 00:44:32,582
Water.
870
00:44:39,922 --> 00:44:41,991
♪ Oh, c-c-come on ♪
871
00:44:47,029 --> 00:44:49,064
♪ I want you ♪
872
00:44:53,637 --> 00:44:55,071
♪ I want you ♪
873
00:44:57,674 --> 00:44:58,942
[HONKING]
Oh, shit.
874
00:45:11,522 --> 00:45:14,424
[EMERGENCY VEHICLE SIRENS
WAILING]
875
00:45:25,202 --> 00:45:26,504
[INAUDIBLE]
Sir?
876
00:45:28,004 --> 00:45:30,240
[INAUDIBLE]
Sir, can you hear me?
877
00:45:33,043 --> 00:45:34,645
VOICE [WHISPERS]:
Can you hear me?
878
00:45:44,354 --> 00:45:47,258
[♪♪♪]
879
00:45:49,827 --> 00:45:51,062
Behold thy mother.
880
00:45:52,664 --> 00:45:54,966
[COUGHS WEAKLY]
881
00:46:02,541 --> 00:46:04,710
You must listen to me.
882
00:46:04,842 --> 00:46:06,744
You will not die for nothing.
883
00:46:11,583 --> 00:46:12,917
Oh, you tell your son...
884
00:46:15,086 --> 00:46:17,888
He wants to show me hell,
I ain't afraid of a little fire.
885
00:46:20,424 --> 00:46:21,627
He died for you.
886
00:46:24,395 --> 00:46:25,396
For Stephen.
887
00:46:36,207 --> 00:46:38,645
[MOUTHING WORDS]
888
00:47:00,332 --> 00:47:03,101
[SIRENS WAILING]
889
00:47:10,108 --> 00:47:11,810
[MONITORS BEEPING STEADILY]
890
00:47:15,715 --> 00:47:18,651
There was significant trauma
to the head, and vital organs.
891
00:47:18,785 --> 00:47:20,285
He's in a coma.
892
00:47:20,419 --> 00:47:22,287
If there's anyone
you'd like to see him again,
893
00:47:22,421 --> 00:47:24,289
I suggest you arrange that now.
894
00:47:24,423 --> 00:47:25,324
I...
895
00:47:26,458 --> 00:47:28,127
already lost one kid.
896
00:47:29,829 --> 00:47:32,766
They say lightning don't
strike the same place twice.
897
00:47:32,899 --> 00:47:36,169
The nurse can recommend
a grief counselor.
898
00:47:55,154 --> 00:47:58,057
[♪♪♪]
899
00:48:06,466 --> 00:48:08,368
God bless.
Bye, Miss Carmen.
900
00:48:08,502 --> 00:48:09,737
Bye.
See you next Sunday.
901
00:48:27,689 --> 00:48:29,022
[CURTAIN OPENS]
902
00:48:41,402 --> 00:48:45,005
You got some kind of spell
in there gonna bring him back?
903
00:48:45,139 --> 00:48:48,041
It's just a prayer
for Mary's intercession.
904
00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:53,313
She don't give a good goddamn
about a real mother's son.
905
00:48:56,049 --> 00:48:57,585
You should get some rest.
906
00:48:58,787 --> 00:49:00,387
I could stay with him.
907
00:49:05,527 --> 00:49:07,428
His eyes are moving.
908
00:49:07,562 --> 00:49:09,229
What? Doctor!
909
00:49:10,931 --> 00:49:12,934
Stuart, baby.
910
00:49:13,067 --> 00:49:14,269
Can you hear me?
911
00:49:14,402 --> 00:49:15,970
[GROANS]
912
00:49:20,208 --> 00:49:22,110
[♪♪♪]
913
00:49:27,081 --> 00:49:29,417
[GRUNTS]
914
00:49:31,386 --> 00:49:32,688
Can you squeeze my hand?
915
00:49:34,490 --> 00:49:36,324
He's starting
to come out of it.
916
00:49:57,011 --> 00:49:58,446
Damn thing ate my dollar.
917
00:50:00,516 --> 00:50:02,317
As if folks in here
ain't paid enough,
918
00:50:02,451 --> 00:50:04,053
you gotta bleed
their pockets too.
919
00:50:06,088 --> 00:50:07,624
Ain't you brought
your own beverage?
920
00:50:07,757 --> 00:50:09,124
Son of a... Uh--
921
00:50:09,258 --> 00:50:11,293
Where you going?
What's it to you?
922
00:50:11,427 --> 00:50:13,964
Your mother told me you were
dying. What the fuck?
923
00:50:14,096 --> 00:50:15,665
You sound disappointed.
924
00:50:15,799 --> 00:50:17,601
Well, I took off work
to be here.
925
00:50:17,734 --> 00:50:19,134
You seem all right.
926
00:50:19,268 --> 00:50:21,003
Wait up, Stu.
927
00:50:23,172 --> 00:50:24,574
I forgot to give you this.
928
00:50:26,342 --> 00:50:28,177
St. Joseph.
For the operation.
929
00:50:29,311 --> 00:50:30,246
Who's this?
930
00:50:30,379 --> 00:50:31,848
CARMEN:
Who's asking?
931
00:50:31,982 --> 00:50:33,382
BILL:
Stu's dad.
932
00:50:34,784 --> 00:50:36,853
I'm Carmen,
Stuart's girlfriend.
933
00:50:36,987 --> 00:50:39,856
She know you're an atheist?
934
00:50:41,825 --> 00:50:43,225
He's baptized.
935
00:50:46,295 --> 00:50:48,130
He ain't dead.
He can speak for himself.
936
00:50:48,264 --> 00:50:49,799
Is that true?
937
00:50:52,002 --> 00:50:52,903
Yeah.
938
00:50:58,174 --> 00:51:00,443
You know St. Stephen?
CARMEN: Of course.
939
00:51:00,578 --> 00:51:03,246
Patron saint of coffin makers.
940
00:51:03,380 --> 00:51:06,751
There's pictures of him with
a big pile of rocks on his head.
941
00:51:06,884 --> 00:51:08,019
Who'd have thought,
942
00:51:08,151 --> 00:51:10,521
you give your boy
a nice Christian name,
943
00:51:11,889 --> 00:51:13,491
in a world full of fruits
and nuts,
944
00:51:13,624 --> 00:51:16,326
you'd sentence him
to live right on up to it?
945
00:51:16,459 --> 00:51:17,562
Or down, as it were.
946
00:51:18,663 --> 00:51:19,597
Into the ground.
947
00:51:19,730 --> 00:51:21,331
That ain't how names work.
948
00:51:25,670 --> 00:51:27,070
Let me drive you home,
Mr. Long.
949
00:51:27,203 --> 00:51:29,472
Hey, you got yourself
a worrier.
950
00:51:32,577 --> 00:51:34,912
Well, God will put me
where he wants me to be.
951
00:51:35,046 --> 00:51:37,048
What's it to you
if I'm in hell or Hermosillo?
952
00:51:37,180 --> 00:51:38,549
"Sillo."
953
00:51:38,683 --> 00:51:39,584
STU:
Can we go?
954
00:51:53,865 --> 00:51:56,768
[♪♪♪]
955
00:52:05,142 --> 00:52:07,244
STU:
You recall the guy
who was drinking by me,
956
00:52:07,378 --> 00:52:09,081
last time I was here?
957
00:52:09,213 --> 00:52:10,816
BARTENDER:
I haven't seen him
before or since.
958
00:52:10,949 --> 00:52:12,751
He was probably
just passing through.
959
00:52:26,698 --> 00:52:29,668
BARFLY:
You ain't owed nothing,
but you're getting a chance.
960
00:52:32,336 --> 00:52:33,672
Don't go driving now.
961
00:52:46,953 --> 00:52:48,588
CARMEN:
I thought I could help.
962
00:52:51,124 --> 00:52:52,859
Answer your question,
you know.
963
00:52:55,061 --> 00:52:56,829
Yeah? What you think
I'm wondering?
964
00:52:58,263 --> 00:52:59,799
"Why me?
965
00:52:59,932 --> 00:53:03,569
Why did God make or allow this
to happen?"
966
00:53:03,703 --> 00:53:06,171
He doesn't promise
your stories will make sense,
967
00:53:06,304 --> 00:53:09,474
but he does promise they'll
find their greater purpose.
968
00:53:09,609 --> 00:53:10,710
If we're patient.
969
00:53:10,843 --> 00:53:12,244
Patient?
970
00:53:12,377 --> 00:53:14,747
You an expert on that.
971
00:53:22,088 --> 00:53:23,890
What's going on with you?
972
00:53:24,023 --> 00:53:26,391
Most things
get squished on a road,
end up stuffed on a wall.
973
00:53:26,526 --> 00:53:28,127
I'm doing pretty good,
considering.
974
00:53:28,261 --> 00:53:30,764
I know, but I'm concerned.
975
00:53:30,898 --> 00:53:33,534
Look, I got a lot on my mind,
all right?
976
00:53:35,636 --> 00:53:37,203
Let me help you take it off.
977
00:53:44,912 --> 00:53:46,345
Don't do this.
978
00:53:48,115 --> 00:53:49,348
I know what I'm doing.
979
00:53:58,125 --> 00:54:00,060
STU:
Bless me, Father,
for I have sinned.
980
00:54:00,194 --> 00:54:03,530
It's been six weeks
since my last confession.
981
00:54:03,664 --> 00:54:05,364
I can't...
982
00:54:05,499 --> 00:54:06,867
I can't give you details
983
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,469
on account of there's a conflict
of interest.
984
00:54:09,603 --> 00:54:12,472
The sacrament of confession
is inviolable.
985
00:54:12,606 --> 00:54:14,942
I cannot, under pain
of excommunication,
986
00:54:15,075 --> 00:54:17,911
reveal or act on whatever
it is you confess to me.
987
00:54:20,347 --> 00:54:22,884
I did something
I ain't supposed to do.
988
00:54:24,251 --> 00:54:25,754
Something I been thinking about,
989
00:54:25,887 --> 00:54:28,355
praying I could get
to happen for months.
990
00:54:28,489 --> 00:54:31,793
Something I wanted more than
anything else in this world.
991
00:54:31,926 --> 00:54:33,460
Then I had it,
and all I could do
992
00:54:33,595 --> 00:54:35,462
was think about
disappointing God.
993
00:54:35,597 --> 00:54:37,297
This is good news.
994
00:54:37,431 --> 00:54:40,267
It is in discovering
the greatness of God's love
995
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:44,271
that our heart is shaken by
the horror and weight of sin.
996
00:54:44,404 --> 00:54:48,243
No, this ain't about fucking up.
It's about being fucked with.
997
00:54:50,545 --> 00:54:53,615
Another term for that
is "grace."
998
00:54:53,748 --> 00:54:55,083
God's grace.
999
00:54:55,216 --> 00:54:57,384
It appears you are
the recipient.
1000
00:54:57,519 --> 00:54:59,554
What's he expecting me
to do with his grace, huh?
1001
00:54:59,687 --> 00:55:01,623
You could start by...
1002
00:55:01,756 --> 00:55:03,158
cleaning up your language.
1003
00:55:03,290 --> 00:55:05,927
Don't be a wise-ass, Father.
Answer the question.
1004
00:55:07,228 --> 00:55:10,165
He expects you
to spread his word,
1005
00:55:10,297 --> 00:55:12,034
advance his kingdom.
1006
00:55:12,168 --> 00:55:14,435
He ain't making house calls
asking that.
1007
00:55:18,741 --> 00:55:20,643
He must have made a mistake.
1008
00:55:20,776 --> 00:55:22,745
No. Heh.
1009
00:55:22,878 --> 00:55:25,147
God doesn't make mistakes.
1010
00:55:30,820 --> 00:55:32,688
Father G thinks
maybe I could serve God.
1011
00:55:32,822 --> 00:55:34,023
You believe that shit?
1012
00:55:35,423 --> 00:55:36,792
Like an altar boy?
1013
00:55:36,926 --> 00:55:39,327
I've been thinking that
since the day I met you.
1014
00:55:39,460 --> 00:55:40,361
You have?
1015
00:55:40,496 --> 00:55:42,064
No.
1016
00:55:44,465 --> 00:55:46,802
But I'm sure he had
good reason.
1017
00:55:50,172 --> 00:55:52,340
My whole life, I felt
like I shouldn't be here.
1018
00:55:52,473 --> 00:55:54,710
That my brother Stephen
should instead.
1019
00:55:56,245 --> 00:55:59,181
But after that night,
I felt different.
1020
00:55:59,315 --> 00:56:01,449
Like I might be good
for something after all.
1021
00:56:03,186 --> 00:56:06,056
Perhaps the world needs
another Rhinestone Cowboy.
1022
00:56:11,228 --> 00:56:14,664
I think God saw something
in you worth saving.
1023
00:56:14,798 --> 00:56:17,834
But it's up to you to decide
what you've got to offer.
1024
00:56:23,540 --> 00:56:27,476
[♪♪♪]
1025
00:57:19,730 --> 00:57:22,233
I thought it'd make sense
being back here to do this.
1026
00:57:22,366 --> 00:57:24,802
It's the place
you told me you believed in me.
1027
00:57:33,778 --> 00:57:35,046
I'm gonna be a priest.
1028
00:57:40,084 --> 00:57:41,484
[CHUCKLES]
What do you mean?
1029
00:57:43,888 --> 00:57:46,024
It's five words. I've practiced
them a hundred times.
1030
00:57:46,158 --> 00:57:47,326
What part is unclear?
1031
00:57:48,994 --> 00:57:49,962
Every part.
1032
00:57:51,763 --> 00:57:52,931
You're gonna be a priest?
1033
00:57:53,065 --> 00:57:54,599
Stop saying it like that.
1034
00:57:54,733 --> 00:57:56,467
Like what?
Like it's insane?
1035
00:57:56,601 --> 00:57:58,804
So was the idea of the man
upstairs pulling strings,
1036
00:57:58,937 --> 00:58:01,606
but you bought that
like a pair of shoes.
1037
00:58:01,740 --> 00:58:03,508
God saved me and forgave me
1038
00:58:03,642 --> 00:58:05,410
to show me that there's
a reason I'm here.
1039
00:58:05,544 --> 00:58:07,312
We need to have your head
examined.
1040
00:58:07,446 --> 00:58:10,449
Trust me, Carmen.
I tried every way I know
1041
00:58:10,615 --> 00:58:13,051
to talk myself out of it,
but the truth is...
1042
00:58:13,185 --> 00:58:15,387
I ain't never been more clear.
1043
00:58:17,956 --> 00:58:20,792
Have you considered
all this entails? Heh.
1044
00:58:20,926 --> 00:58:22,361
Abstaining
from booze and beatings,
1045
00:58:22,493 --> 00:58:23,495
not to mention sex?
1046
00:58:23,628 --> 00:58:24,896
You showed me I could do it.
1047
00:58:25,030 --> 00:58:26,531
No, I showed you,
you could wait.
1048
00:58:26,665 --> 00:58:29,201
A vow of celibacy means
never again. Then you die.
1049
00:58:29,334 --> 00:58:31,436
There's more to life than sex.
I can feel it.
1050
00:58:31,570 --> 00:58:33,138
Most people know that, Stu.
1051
00:58:33,271 --> 00:58:37,210
Only most people find that
other meaning in a passion,
1052
00:58:37,343 --> 00:58:39,979
or people,
or a family.
1053
00:58:40,113 --> 00:58:41,714
You're setting yourself up
for failure.
1054
00:58:41,848 --> 00:58:44,550
No. I been testing myself.
1055
00:58:44,684 --> 00:58:46,419
If God's willing to forgive me,
1056
00:58:46,552 --> 00:58:48,688
I got to be willing
to forgive others.
1057
00:58:48,821 --> 00:58:51,157
Whoever hit me, I wanted
their dicks on a stick.
1058
00:58:51,290 --> 00:58:53,593
But with God's help,
I've forgiven them.
1059
00:58:53,726 --> 00:58:55,228
And you think the absence
of the instinct
1060
00:58:55,361 --> 00:58:56,362
to dismember someone
1061
00:58:56,497 --> 00:58:58,499
qualifies you for priesthood?
1062
00:58:58,631 --> 00:58:59,632
You're delusional.
1063
00:58:59,766 --> 00:59:01,000
Know what it takes
to win a fight?
1064
00:59:01,134 --> 00:59:02,535
You gotta turn off
the animal brain,
1065
00:59:02,668 --> 00:59:05,138
use logic, humility,
good judgment.
1066
00:59:05,271 --> 00:59:08,474
That's the struggle of man.
I can do it. I can help.
1067
00:59:10,843 --> 00:59:13,446
You got near death
and found God.
1068
00:59:13,579 --> 00:59:15,081
That's great, Stu, but...
1069
00:59:16,983 --> 00:59:18,519
this is a little extreme.
1070
00:59:18,651 --> 00:59:20,853
No, I didn't find him, Carmen.
1071
00:59:20,987 --> 00:59:22,388
I felt him.
1072
00:59:22,523 --> 00:59:25,191
I felt her. Mary.
Well, that don't sound...
1073
00:59:25,324 --> 00:59:28,829
Look, the feeling she gave me,
I can't even explain it.
1074
00:59:28,962 --> 00:59:32,666
For the first time in my life,
I knew I could stop fighting.
1075
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,002
I knew I was safe and loved.
1076
00:59:47,114 --> 00:59:50,284
I disgraced myself before God,
1077
00:59:50,417 --> 00:59:52,619
so that you could have
another flight of fancy.
1078
00:59:52,753 --> 00:59:54,621
I know you're mad.
You can hit me if you want.
1079
00:59:54,755 --> 00:59:57,925
It'll make you feel better.
I don't wanna hit you.
1080
00:59:58,058 --> 01:00:00,360
I wanna marry you.
1081
01:00:00,494 --> 01:00:03,730
I thought that's what
you brought me here for.
1082
01:00:06,834 --> 01:00:07,734
I can't do that.
1083
01:00:09,736 --> 01:00:10,637
I'm sorry.
1084
01:00:12,439 --> 01:00:13,307
Carmen...
1085
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:14,408
Car--
1086
01:00:15,543 --> 01:00:16,844
Damn.
1087
01:00:23,586 --> 01:00:25,687
Your son is about to make
a huge mistake.
1088
01:00:25,820 --> 01:00:27,789
He don't usually warn no one,
1089
01:00:27,922 --> 01:00:30,091
so I guess that's progress.
1090
01:00:30,225 --> 01:00:32,627
You talked him
out of boxing, right?
1091
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:33,795
[DOOR OPENS]
Hey, Mama.
1092
01:00:35,630 --> 01:00:37,932
Is someone gonna tell me
what's going on?
1093
01:00:38,066 --> 01:00:40,768
I was gonna find a better time.
1094
01:00:40,902 --> 01:00:43,271
You're doing a porno?
No, God, no.
1095
01:00:43,404 --> 01:00:45,640
No, I'm gonna be a priest.
1096
01:00:45,773 --> 01:00:47,008
For Halloween?
1097
01:00:47,142 --> 01:00:49,277
No, not for fucking Halloween.
For real.
1098
01:00:50,678 --> 01:00:52,113
Oh, Stu.
1099
01:00:52,247 --> 01:00:54,883
You can't be serious.
1100
01:00:55,016 --> 01:00:56,651
This is your fault.
1101
01:00:56,784 --> 01:00:58,753
You'd think I said
I wanted to be a serial killer.
1102
01:00:58,887 --> 01:01:02,690
My son don't do half measures.
He's a dog with a goddamn bone.
1103
01:01:02,824 --> 01:01:05,026
If you're so fucking
enlightened,
1104
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:06,694
you should've seen that.
1105
01:01:08,429 --> 01:01:09,664
Had you been awake enough
1106
01:01:09,797 --> 01:01:11,834
to dignify his place
in this world,
1107
01:01:11,967 --> 01:01:14,436
in spite of the loss
of your other son,
1108
01:01:14,571 --> 01:01:17,039
he wouldn't be so desperate
to find himself.
1109
01:01:17,173 --> 01:01:18,207
STU:
Baby, don't...
1110
01:01:27,349 --> 01:01:28,350
I'm doing this.
1111
01:01:28,484 --> 01:01:31,020
[♪♪♪]
1112
01:01:35,592 --> 01:01:37,226
"To whom it may concern,
1113
01:01:37,359 --> 01:01:39,495
"consider this application
to the seminary.
1114
01:01:39,629 --> 01:01:42,632
"Enclosed you'll find
my résumé,
1115
01:01:42,765 --> 01:01:45,701
"and half the fee.
1116
01:01:45,834 --> 01:01:48,370
God will provide
the rest cause."
1117
01:01:48,505 --> 01:01:49,405
Cause?
1118
01:01:50,839 --> 01:01:53,943
Oh, "'cause I'm praying
for it."
1119
01:01:55,044 --> 01:01:55,911
[CHUCKLES]
1120
01:01:56,045 --> 01:01:56,946
'Cause.
1121
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,255
Hey, Mama, I'm home.
1122
01:02:05,388 --> 01:02:08,225
Hey, Stuart. I just
been admiring your artwork.
1123
01:02:10,393 --> 01:02:13,598
You invite him here?
He came to check on you.
1124
01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:16,601
You look about as holy
as a healthy deuce.
1125
01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:18,435
You had to tell him?
1126
01:02:18,569 --> 01:02:20,303
It's a sin to lie.
1127
01:02:20,437 --> 01:02:21,639
You ain't the Catholic here.
1128
01:02:21,771 --> 01:02:23,807
You've had
some nutty ideas before,
1129
01:02:23,940 --> 01:02:27,877
but this is like Hitler
asking to join the ADL.
1130
01:02:28,011 --> 01:02:30,981
All these years, I was looking
for the wrong father's approval.
1131
01:02:31,114 --> 01:02:32,449
It turns out,
I never needed yours.
1132
01:02:32,583 --> 01:02:34,784
I always loved you
for the piece of shit you were.
1133
01:02:34,918 --> 01:02:36,721
That's unconditional.
1134
01:02:36,853 --> 01:02:38,255
It's obligation.
1135
01:02:38,388 --> 01:02:39,690
KATHLEEN:
You're punishing yourself.
1136
01:02:39,823 --> 01:02:42,192
You've both been,
since Stephen died.
1137
01:02:42,325 --> 01:02:44,528
It's not punishment, Mama,
it's purpose.
1138
01:02:44,662 --> 01:02:46,930
Let me do one last thing
as your dad.
1139
01:02:47,063 --> 01:02:49,232
-[GUN CLICKS]
-Give you something
you always wanted.
1140
01:02:49,366 --> 01:02:50,800
KATHLEEN:
What the fuck, Bill?
1141
01:02:50,934 --> 01:02:53,604
You gonna disgrace me
and your brother like this,
1142
01:02:53,738 --> 01:02:55,439
you might as well bury me too.
1143
01:02:58,042 --> 01:02:59,844
I'm turning my life around.
1144
01:02:59,977 --> 01:03:01,846
There ain't shit
you could do to stop me.
1145
01:03:01,979 --> 01:03:05,016
Unless you wanna shoot me. Huh?
Dine out on two dead kids.
1146
01:03:05,149 --> 01:03:07,285
Oh, to hell with both of you!
1147
01:03:07,418 --> 01:03:09,120
I trust we'll both
find our way.
1148
01:03:16,927 --> 01:03:19,230
You both better be gone
when I get back.
1149
01:03:23,635 --> 01:03:25,537
[KATHLEEN CRYING]
1150
01:03:38,282 --> 01:03:40,284
[MUTTERS]
Handle the trash.
1151
01:03:47,159 --> 01:03:49,696
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
1152
01:03:50,896 --> 01:03:52,097
♪ Unh ♪
1153
01:03:52,230 --> 01:03:55,133
[THE BLACK KEYS'
"SINISTER KID" PLAYING]
1154
01:04:15,454 --> 01:04:18,890
♪ Well, the crooks are out ♪
1155
01:04:19,024 --> 01:04:22,662
♪ And the streets are gray ♪
1156
01:04:22,795 --> 01:04:26,932
♪ You know I wouldn't have it
Any other way ♪
1157
01:04:27,065 --> 01:04:28,701
♪ Yeah ♪
1158
01:04:29,868 --> 01:04:30,837
Excuse me, sir?
1159
01:04:30,969 --> 01:04:33,071
Do you have an appointment?
1160
01:04:33,205 --> 01:04:34,439
Yes.
1161
01:04:36,475 --> 01:04:39,112
Take care, Jeff. All the best.
1162
01:04:39,245 --> 01:04:40,213
Go on.
1163
01:04:40,346 --> 01:04:42,181
[HANGS UP PHONE]
1164
01:04:42,315 --> 01:04:43,650
Hey.
1165
01:04:47,887 --> 01:04:50,657
You're the IOU.
You know something, Father?
1166
01:04:50,791 --> 01:04:53,426
There's a sign on the wall
of my gym back home.
1167
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:56,630
"Hope is not a tactic."
I took that one to heart.
1168
01:04:56,764 --> 01:04:59,600
Fought for everything I earned.
This ain't no different.
1169
01:05:00,734 --> 01:05:02,402
I know what God's doing here.
1170
01:05:02,536 --> 01:05:04,872
Seeing how I respond,
I don't get my way.
1171
01:05:05,004 --> 01:05:07,373
I got to be honest.
I'd be red-assed about it.
1172
01:05:07,508 --> 01:05:09,041
But I ain't giving up.
1173
01:05:09,175 --> 01:05:11,845
Not on him or me.
1174
01:05:11,978 --> 01:05:14,947
I want you to reconsider
your rejection.
1175
01:05:15,081 --> 01:05:18,451
There's nothing on your résumé
or in your references
1176
01:05:18,585 --> 01:05:21,555
that speaks
to behavioral conformity
1177
01:05:21,688 --> 01:05:24,090
with Catholic tradition.
1178
01:05:24,223 --> 01:05:27,427
You are a pugilist
with a criminal record.
1179
01:05:27,561 --> 01:05:30,330
Look at St. Matthew,
St. Augustine, St. Francis.
1180
01:05:30,464 --> 01:05:31,932
I mean, some of the most
remarkable figures
1181
01:05:32,065 --> 01:05:34,836
in the history
of the Church are reformed men.
1182
01:05:34,968 --> 01:05:37,971
Yes, but I think
what the Church needs now,
1183
01:05:38,105 --> 01:05:39,440
more than ever,
1184
01:05:39,574 --> 01:05:42,009
is to elevate the standard
for a priest.
1185
01:05:42,142 --> 01:05:44,712
No, the Church needs somebody
who's gonna fight for God.
1186
01:05:44,846 --> 01:05:46,313
That's me.
1187
01:05:46,447 --> 01:05:48,449
Besides, if the Church's choices
don't celebrate
1188
01:05:48,583 --> 01:05:50,150
a person's capacity for change,
1189
01:05:50,284 --> 01:05:52,219
then what else does it
stand for?
1190
01:05:53,521 --> 01:05:55,389
This may sound contradictory,
1191
01:05:55,523 --> 01:05:59,159
but sometimes the best path
to serving God
1192
01:05:59,293 --> 01:06:01,962
is to step out of the way.
1193
01:06:02,095 --> 01:06:04,933
With all due respect, monsignor,
you're getting in my way.
1194
01:06:05,065 --> 01:06:06,500
God wants me here.
1195
01:06:10,772 --> 01:06:14,975
Priests become the financial
responsibility of the Church.
1196
01:06:15,108 --> 01:06:17,679
Now, by admitting you,
1197
01:06:17,812 --> 01:06:20,850
we'd be agreeing
to subsidize you
1198
01:06:20,982 --> 01:06:23,953
as the face of Catholicism,
1199
01:06:24,085 --> 01:06:27,756
something our board
would be very reluctant to do.
1200
01:06:27,890 --> 01:06:30,626
First, it's admitting
you're afraid I'll succeed.
1201
01:06:32,862 --> 01:06:35,731
If you so sure I'll flame out,
Father, what you got to lose?
1202
01:06:40,769 --> 01:06:44,540
[♪♪♪]
1203
01:06:58,621 --> 01:07:00,523
HAM: My man.
Hey.
1204
01:07:00,656 --> 01:07:02,490
Look at you. What?
1205
01:07:02,625 --> 01:07:04,827
The first of many
inappropriate displays, I trust.
1206
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:06,562
Outward sign
of inward grace.
1207
01:07:06,695 --> 01:07:08,564
And a hug from the heart.
Hugs are healing.
1208
01:07:08,697 --> 01:07:11,165
Jesus hugged a cripple,
that mother-hugger would walk.
1209
01:07:11,299 --> 01:07:13,168
I need another one.
[WHOOPS]
1210
01:07:13,302 --> 01:07:14,571
Entering these gates,
1211
01:07:14,704 --> 01:07:16,372
you surrender any personal means
of purchase.
1212
01:07:16,505 --> 01:07:18,542
We rely on our sponsors
for money.
1213
01:07:18,675 --> 01:07:20,577
You do have one of those,
don't you?
1214
01:07:20,710 --> 01:07:22,012
Don't worry about me, brother.
1215
01:07:22,144 --> 01:07:24,079
I been getting sponsorships
since I could swing.
1216
01:07:24,213 --> 01:07:25,982
[CHUCKLES]
1217
01:07:26,115 --> 01:07:29,218
By the time I leave, I'll have
Jesus' name on my trunks.
1218
01:07:29,351 --> 01:07:31,555
You can keep your driver's
license and insurance card.
1219
01:07:31,688 --> 01:07:33,857
They took my license,
canceled my insurance.
1220
01:07:33,990 --> 01:07:36,258
You doubted me,
and I'm a step ahead.
1221
01:07:36,392 --> 01:07:37,426
God bless you.
1222
01:07:40,997 --> 01:07:43,265
It is my great privilege
1223
01:07:43,399 --> 01:07:46,770
to welcome you
to the stewardship of theology.
1224
01:07:46,903 --> 01:07:51,942
You are here to learn that
you will one day be a teacher.
1225
01:07:52,074 --> 01:07:53,710
An advisor.
1226
01:07:53,843 --> 01:07:55,110
A confessor.
1227
01:07:55,244 --> 01:07:58,048
Indeed, a Father.
1228
01:08:00,349 --> 01:08:01,250
Hey.
Hey.
1229
01:08:08,726 --> 01:08:10,493
Hey, I guess we're gonna be
roommates.
1230
01:08:12,763 --> 01:08:15,900
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
1231
01:08:16,033 --> 01:08:17,702
Sixteen?
1232
01:08:17,835 --> 01:08:18,769
Sixteen.
1233
01:08:20,838 --> 01:08:22,138
[RINGING]
1234
01:08:22,272 --> 01:08:23,975
They must've given me
a faulty one.
1235
01:08:24,107 --> 01:08:27,078
It's user error.
And it's like 2 in the morning.
1236
01:08:27,210 --> 01:08:29,145
I ain't going down
till I get this right.
1237
01:08:29,279 --> 01:08:31,983
[SCOFFS]
There is no MVP
of Consecration.
1238
01:08:32,115 --> 01:08:33,818
Of course there is. Jesus.
1239
01:08:33,951 --> 01:08:36,186
Hey, you wanna sleep,
help a brother out.
1240
01:08:36,319 --> 01:08:39,356
And be complicit in your ruse?
Not over my dead body.
1241
01:08:39,489 --> 01:08:41,424
I'll ring your bell,
show you how that's done.
1242
01:08:43,661 --> 01:08:44,929
You're a fraud.
1243
01:08:45,062 --> 01:08:46,631
I found God.
1244
01:08:46,764 --> 01:08:48,799
I ain't here for fellowship.
I'm here for worship.
1245
01:08:48,933 --> 01:08:50,801
That's a great
bumper sticker.
1246
01:08:52,903 --> 01:08:54,673
[RINGING]
1247
01:08:59,645 --> 01:09:02,313
MONSIGNOR:
"Take this, all of you,
drink from it,
1248
01:09:02,446 --> 01:09:04,650
for this is the chalice
of my blood,
1249
01:09:04,783 --> 01:09:08,452
the blood of the new
and eternal covenant."
1250
01:09:08,587 --> 01:09:09,487
STU:
I been thinking.
1251
01:09:09,621 --> 01:09:10,856
Hmm?
1252
01:09:10,989 --> 01:09:12,858
Probably wise
to keep a vice on hand.
1253
01:09:12,991 --> 01:09:15,093
Somebody too perfect,
they a target for the devil.
1254
01:09:15,226 --> 01:09:16,928
"Better to be silent,
be thought a fool,
1255
01:09:17,062 --> 01:09:18,530
than to talk
and remove all doubt."
1256
01:09:19,698 --> 01:09:22,333
While we're bandying idioms.
1257
01:09:22,466 --> 01:09:24,435
If Jesus wasn't afraid to look
a fool, why should I be?
1258
01:09:24,569 --> 01:09:25,971
[SCOFFS]
If you seek to be Christlike,
1259
01:09:26,104 --> 01:09:27,204
give us something
worth repeating.
1260
01:09:27,338 --> 01:09:29,141
That is the duty of a priest.
1261
01:09:29,273 --> 01:09:31,543
One that you prove daily
you're incapable of performing.
1262
01:09:31,677 --> 01:09:33,477
HAM:
Not just what he does
that makes a man a priest.
1263
01:09:33,612 --> 01:09:35,212
It's also
what he doesn't do.
1264
01:09:35,346 --> 01:09:36,581
He ain't laid you out yet.
1265
01:09:36,715 --> 01:09:38,517
Oh, that's charming.
1266
01:09:38,650 --> 01:09:39,551
Not yet.
1267
01:09:40,886 --> 01:09:42,087
Watch your man.
1268
01:09:42,219 --> 01:09:43,088
Oh, no, Stu.
1269
01:09:43,220 --> 01:09:44,656
Oh, no, Stu!
1270
01:09:46,993 --> 01:09:48,427
[LAUGHS]
1271
01:09:48,561 --> 01:09:50,429
HAM: You look tired.
STU: Give me a second, man.
1272
01:09:50,563 --> 01:09:52,699
I'm out of shape.
And you're Black.
1273
01:09:52,832 --> 01:09:54,000
I thought you were
an athlete.
1274
01:09:54,133 --> 01:09:55,001
I'm gonna take five.
1275
01:09:55,134 --> 01:09:56,002
Sub in for me.
What?
1276
01:09:56,135 --> 01:09:57,537
Let me catch my breath, man.
1277
01:09:57,670 --> 01:09:58,571
Shit.
1278
01:10:00,807 --> 01:10:01,708
Hey.
1279
01:10:03,176 --> 01:10:04,443
You want in?
1280
01:10:06,145 --> 01:10:08,246
Does it look like I want in?
1281
01:10:13,485 --> 01:10:15,088
Trying to rise above here, man.
1282
01:10:15,220 --> 01:10:17,422
A priest is penitent,
not playful.
1283
01:10:17,557 --> 01:10:20,193
How you think Moses lasted
in the desert 40 years?
1284
01:10:20,325 --> 01:10:21,493
He must've been in shape.
1285
01:10:21,627 --> 01:10:23,196
Priest got to be prepared.
1286
01:10:23,328 --> 01:10:25,565
I don't suppose
Jesus appreciates your mockery.
1287
01:10:25,698 --> 01:10:27,734
God gave us a sense of humor
so we'd use it.
1288
01:10:27,867 --> 01:10:30,203
I don't know how to play,
all right?
1289
01:10:30,335 --> 01:10:32,504
My father didn't see the point
in teaching me sports.
1290
01:10:32,638 --> 01:10:33,906
I was always gonna be a priest.
1291
01:10:34,040 --> 01:10:36,709
It ain't never too late
to learn.
1292
01:10:36,843 --> 01:10:39,980
Not everyone is as eager
to humiliate themselves
as you are.
1293
01:10:40,114 --> 01:10:43,150
Through his own son's shame
was God's glory magnified.
1294
01:10:43,282 --> 01:10:45,418
Jesus set the bar, brother.
1295
01:10:45,552 --> 01:10:48,989
No one wants to hear the Gospel
from the mouth of a gangster.
1296
01:10:50,524 --> 01:10:53,326
Maybe that's exactly
what they need.
1297
01:10:53,459 --> 01:10:54,561
I'm coming back.
1298
01:10:56,797 --> 01:11:00,033
GARCIA:
"For God so loved the world,
that he gave his only son,
1299
01:11:00,167 --> 01:11:02,236
"so that everyone
who believes in him
1300
01:11:02,368 --> 01:11:04,772
might not perish,
but might have eternal life."
1301
01:11:04,905 --> 01:11:06,240
The Gospel of the Lord.
1302
01:11:06,372 --> 01:11:08,508
CONGREGATION:
Praise to the Lord Jesus Christ.
1303
01:11:11,111 --> 01:11:13,046
It is a great pleasure
to introduce
1304
01:11:13,180 --> 01:11:15,082
a member
of our parish family,
1305
01:11:15,215 --> 01:11:16,449
now a seminarian,
1306
01:11:16,583 --> 01:11:18,417
to deliver today's reflection.
1307
01:11:25,859 --> 01:11:26,760
Hey.
1308
01:11:43,244 --> 01:11:46,446
"Forgive them, Father,
for they know not what they do."
1309
01:11:49,284 --> 01:11:51,152
That's what Jesus said
on the cross.
1310
01:11:53,822 --> 01:11:54,789
As a kid,
1311
01:11:54,923 --> 01:11:56,124
I saw a dude in a diaper
1312
01:11:56,257 --> 01:11:57,692
getting it worse than me
1313
01:11:57,826 --> 01:12:00,195
with my daddy's belt
when he was drunk.
1314
01:12:00,327 --> 01:12:03,497
But I figured, I could
never screw up as bad as Jesus.
1315
01:12:03,631 --> 01:12:06,167
Whatever he did
to deserve that.
1316
01:12:06,301 --> 01:12:08,303
And as a man, I thought,
1317
01:12:08,435 --> 01:12:11,338
"You know what?
It serves him right.
1318
01:12:11,471 --> 01:12:13,141
"Trying to lie to the world,
make us think
1319
01:12:13,274 --> 01:12:16,778
we gotta kiss his bloody feet
for a pat on the head."
1320
01:12:16,911 --> 01:12:19,848
Look, now,
we've all been wronged,
1321
01:12:19,981 --> 01:12:21,717
and we've all done
some wronging.
1322
01:12:22,852 --> 01:12:24,987
Some of us worse than others.
1323
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:27,790
But with them words
I said up top,
1324
01:12:27,923 --> 01:12:30,826
Jesus asked his father, God,
1325
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:33,295
to forgive the folks
tacking him up.
1326
01:12:33,428 --> 01:12:35,998
He ain't come
to condemn the world,
1327
01:12:36,131 --> 01:12:38,234
make us cower in shame
for our sins.
1328
01:12:38,366 --> 01:12:39,568
Uh-uh.
1329
01:12:40,536 --> 01:12:42,137
He came to forgive us.
1330
01:12:43,305 --> 01:12:44,940
Think about it.
1331
01:12:45,074 --> 01:12:48,677
We ask Jesus to forgive us
our trespasses
1332
01:12:48,811 --> 01:12:51,947
as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
1333
01:12:54,149 --> 01:12:58,453
God's forgiveness is contingent
upon us forgiving others.
1334
01:12:58,587 --> 01:12:59,688
That's the deal.
1335
01:13:01,056 --> 01:13:02,958
It ain't easy to do.
1336
01:13:03,092 --> 01:13:04,560
Truth is,
1337
01:13:04,693 --> 01:13:06,929
we ain't got no power
to do it ourselves.
1338
01:13:07,062 --> 01:13:08,764
None of us, not a one.
1339
01:13:10,199 --> 01:13:11,466
It's all God's grace.
1340
01:13:13,370 --> 01:13:14,704
That's the man, right there.
1341
01:13:16,706 --> 01:13:18,174
You just gotta let him in.
1342
01:13:19,376 --> 01:13:21,077
He'll do the heavy lifting.
1343
01:13:23,013 --> 01:13:24,347
CONGREGATION:
Amen.
1344
01:13:26,816 --> 01:13:27,951
Hey.
1345
01:13:28,084 --> 01:13:30,387
Hey, wait up. Hey.
1346
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:32,589
You're out of shape.
1347
01:13:32,722 --> 01:13:34,557
I'm out of practice
chasing after you.
1348
01:13:34,691 --> 01:13:37,027
You're spiritually
blackmailing me.
1349
01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:38,895
What?
Reminding me
1350
01:13:39,029 --> 01:13:40,263
that God forgives
those who forgive others,
1351
01:13:40,397 --> 01:13:41,631
chasing me down to demand it,
1352
01:13:41,765 --> 01:13:43,465
all for you to make yourself
feel better.
1353
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:45,035
It'll make you feel better too.
1354
01:13:45,168 --> 01:13:47,837
There's nothing to forgive.
We serve the same God.
1355
01:13:49,773 --> 01:13:51,741
You seeing someone?
1356
01:13:51,875 --> 01:13:54,144
You really are a glutton
for punishment.
1357
01:14:03,321 --> 01:14:05,823
You asked to see me, Father?
Oh. Yes, yes.
1358
01:14:05,957 --> 01:14:07,490
As a matter of fact, I did.
Uh...
1359
01:14:09,459 --> 01:14:12,964
It's come to my attention that
there was a woman in your life,
1360
01:14:13,097 --> 01:14:15,666
prior to you entering
the seminary.
1361
01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:18,736
I was wondering, are you still
in contact with her?
1362
01:14:18,869 --> 01:14:21,272
No, not really.
1363
01:14:21,405 --> 01:14:22,573
I mean, she don't want much
1364
01:14:22,707 --> 01:14:24,275
to do with a man
she can't marry.
1365
01:14:24,408 --> 01:14:27,111
You know how Catholic girls are.
Or maybe you don't.
1366
01:14:27,244 --> 01:14:29,013
You strike me
as the kind of man
1367
01:14:29,146 --> 01:14:32,516
for whom rejection
only strengthens resolve.
1368
01:14:32,650 --> 01:14:34,986
Oh, don't ask me
where I got that notion.
1369
01:14:37,054 --> 01:14:38,923
Do you still think about her?
1370
01:14:40,057 --> 01:14:41,592
Of course I do.
1371
01:14:41,726 --> 01:14:43,527
Sexuality's a gift from God.
1372
01:14:43,661 --> 01:14:46,464
And denying it is denying
something he wanted us to have.
1373
01:14:46,597 --> 01:14:49,133
It's what you do with it
that matters.
1374
01:14:49,266 --> 01:14:51,669
Well,
I appreciate your candor.
1375
01:14:51,802 --> 01:14:54,071
Anyway,
I just want you to know,
1376
01:14:54,205 --> 01:14:56,875
I'm always here,
if you need to talk,
1377
01:14:57,009 --> 01:14:58,176
or you're struggling.
1378
01:14:58,310 --> 01:15:00,078
Too kind, too kind.
1379
01:15:00,212 --> 01:15:03,849
You know, it ain't a giving up,
it's a giving for.
1380
01:15:03,982 --> 01:15:05,817
Like anything, Father,
it's the struggle
1381
01:15:05,951 --> 01:15:07,686
that brings you
closer to God.
1382
01:15:07,819 --> 01:15:09,688
I ain't never shied away
from no fight.
1383
01:15:11,289 --> 01:15:13,025
Teaching priests to rat
on suffering men,
1384
01:15:13,158 --> 01:15:15,560
they're getting closer
to Judas than Jesus.
1385
01:15:15,694 --> 01:15:17,562
We both know
how that story ends.
1386
01:15:20,032 --> 01:15:21,366
Don't we?
1387
01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:24,403
[ROBERT FINLEY'S "COUNTRY BOY"
PLAYING]
1388
01:15:27,606 --> 01:15:30,909
♪ I just can't get it right ♪
1389
01:15:31,043 --> 01:15:34,379
♪ I'm trying to make
A brand new friend ♪
1390
01:15:34,513 --> 01:15:38,518
♪ And everybody
Trying to fight ♪
1391
01:15:38,650 --> 01:15:40,852
♪ It ain't easy ♪
1392
01:15:42,154 --> 01:15:44,156
♪ And it ain't fair ♪
1393
01:15:45,457 --> 01:15:47,693
♪ Is the world so messed up ♪
1394
01:15:47,827 --> 01:15:52,198
♪ Am I the only one to care? ♪
1395
01:15:52,331 --> 01:15:57,470
♪ So much love
That I'm willing to share ♪
1396
01:15:57,603 --> 01:16:00,306
♪ All right, yeah ♪
1397
01:16:00,440 --> 01:16:02,708
♪ I've got it right here ♪
1398
01:16:06,679 --> 01:16:07,780
STU:
Hey.
1399
01:16:07,914 --> 01:16:09,482
Go, go, go.
Right here, right here.
1400
01:16:11,451 --> 01:16:14,120
Hey.
Come on, man, let's go.
1401
01:16:14,253 --> 01:16:15,254
Shit.
1402
01:16:15,388 --> 01:16:16,289
Hey.
1403
01:16:17,757 --> 01:16:20,093
Yo, I got you, I got you.
Hey.
1404
01:16:20,226 --> 01:16:22,361
Wait, wait.
Hey, hey, hey.
1405
01:16:22,495 --> 01:16:23,763
Hey, you all right, man?
1406
01:16:25,731 --> 01:16:28,067
I ain't playing possum,
if that's what you're asking.
1407
01:16:29,869 --> 01:16:32,772
[♪♪♪]
1408
01:16:35,542 --> 01:16:37,411
Let me try again. Help me up.
1409
01:16:39,413 --> 01:16:40,714
Let's go slow. Go slow.
1410
01:16:41,882 --> 01:16:43,450
All right, just take a sec.
1411
01:16:43,585 --> 01:16:44,485
Guys, hey.
1412
01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:48,989
[MUFFLED]
Dude, you okay? You okay, man?
1413
01:16:49,123 --> 01:16:50,824
Yeah.
Come on.
1414
01:16:50,958 --> 01:16:53,193
Come on. There you go.
1415
01:17:01,969 --> 01:17:03,303
[BED WHIRRING]
1416
01:17:03,437 --> 01:17:04,371
Oh, shit.
1417
01:17:06,773 --> 01:17:08,876
You there, ten-four?
KATHLEEN: Yes, Stu.
1418
01:17:09,009 --> 01:17:10,711
Still here.
1419
01:17:10,844 --> 01:17:11,945
Roger that.
1420
01:17:12,079 --> 01:17:12,980
Oh, shit.
1421
01:17:20,420 --> 01:17:22,289
Is that that nurse out there?
You there?
1422
01:17:25,425 --> 01:17:26,460
Hello?
1423
01:17:27,961 --> 01:17:29,364
Anybody out there?
1424
01:17:29,497 --> 01:17:30,498
[GULPING]
1425
01:17:32,066 --> 01:17:33,201
Oh, my God.
1426
01:17:34,969 --> 01:17:38,039
Oh, Stuart,
I apologize for the delay.
1427
01:17:38,173 --> 01:17:39,307
I had several specialists
1428
01:17:39,440 --> 01:17:40,808
conferring over
your lab reports.
1429
01:17:40,942 --> 01:17:42,443
No worries, Doc.
I got the feeling back.
1430
01:17:42,578 --> 01:17:44,946
I think I'm good.
Okay, look.
1431
01:17:45,079 --> 01:17:49,050
Uh, there's no easy way
to deliver this news,
1432
01:17:49,184 --> 01:17:53,488
but um, you don't
strike me as somebody
who needs sugar coating.
1433
01:17:54,590 --> 01:17:56,224
All right?
1434
01:17:56,357 --> 01:17:59,360
You have a progressive
muscle disorder.
1435
01:17:59,494 --> 01:18:03,198
It's called inclusion body
myositis. It's very rare.
1436
01:18:03,331 --> 01:18:05,833
Symptoms are like ALS,
Lou Gehrig's disease,
1437
01:18:05,967 --> 01:18:08,102
where the muscles
continue to weaken
1438
01:18:08,236 --> 01:18:10,004
until they cease
to function.
1439
01:18:11,139 --> 01:18:13,007
Yeah, and...
1440
01:18:13,141 --> 01:18:14,943
unfortunately,
there is no cure.
1441
01:18:16,711 --> 01:18:18,581
Well, you could've put
some sugar on that shit.
1442
01:18:18,713 --> 01:18:21,183
I'm sorry.
Listen, it's very rare
1443
01:18:21,317 --> 01:18:22,718
to see in somebody
as young as you.
1444
01:18:22,851 --> 01:18:24,353
Then I got a better chance
to beat it.
1445
01:18:24,486 --> 01:18:28,357
Yeah, well,
like I said,
th-there's no cure.
1446
01:18:28,490 --> 01:18:30,159
All right, Stuart?
1447
01:18:30,292 --> 01:18:33,663
But the rate of progression,
it varies from person to person.
1448
01:18:33,796 --> 01:18:35,164
How long?
1449
01:18:35,297 --> 01:18:37,366
The first things to atrophy
will be the quadriceps,
1450
01:18:37,499 --> 01:18:39,501
finger flexors,
foot dorsiflexors.
1451
01:18:39,636 --> 01:18:41,605
Then, later on,
the facial muscles,
1452
01:18:41,737 --> 01:18:44,608
especially those that
control eye closure, speech,
1453
01:18:44,740 --> 01:18:46,710
and the muscles that
facilitate your swallowing.
1454
01:18:46,875 --> 01:18:49,111
The good news is
that you could have
as long as a year
1455
01:18:49,245 --> 01:18:50,779
before you're going to need
any assistance
1456
01:18:50,913 --> 01:18:52,781
with basic daily activities.
1457
01:18:54,383 --> 01:18:56,586
Like what? Like taking a shit?
1458
01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:58,320
Patients find
that preparing for a future
1459
01:18:58,454 --> 01:19:01,056
with some home augmentations
eases the transition.
1460
01:19:01,190 --> 01:19:02,559
Take this shit out of my dick.
1461
01:19:02,692 --> 01:19:04,159
I'm gonna send
for a nurse, okay.
1462
01:19:04,293 --> 01:19:05,995
Can't cure my disease, can't
take a tube out of my dick,
1463
01:19:06,128 --> 01:19:07,463
what can you do, Doc?
1464
01:19:07,597 --> 01:19:11,000
I understand, Stuart,
that you are angry.
1465
01:19:13,203 --> 01:19:16,239
Oh, God. Is there anything
it doesn't fuck with?
1466
01:19:16,373 --> 01:19:18,341
Yeah.
1467
01:19:18,475 --> 01:19:20,343
Erectile function.
1468
01:19:20,477 --> 01:19:22,512
Typically one of the last
things to go.
1469
01:19:24,214 --> 01:19:25,915
I'm trying to be a priest, pal.
1470
01:19:26,049 --> 01:19:27,851
[SCOFFS]
1471
01:19:31,589 --> 01:19:32,922
Oh.
1472
01:19:35,425 --> 01:19:37,294
Let me know
if you need anything.
1473
01:19:41,031 --> 01:19:43,933
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
1474
01:19:48,071 --> 01:19:50,675
HAM:
God is all about
defying the odds.
1475
01:19:50,807 --> 01:19:52,409
You know, showing people
1476
01:19:52,543 --> 01:19:55,746
what they didn't think
was possible is.
1477
01:19:55,879 --> 01:19:57,914
I defied every odd
to get where I'm at.
1478
01:19:58,048 --> 01:20:00,216
You'd think he'd give
a brother a break.
1479
01:20:00,350 --> 01:20:02,952
[SIGHS]
1480
01:20:03,086 --> 01:20:05,890
You know, m-maybe this is God
giving you your break.
1481
01:20:06,023 --> 01:20:08,292
[SCOFFS]
You know, Hollywood's
1482
01:20:08,426 --> 01:20:12,063
not got
too many handsome handicapped.
1483
01:20:14,599 --> 01:20:18,402
You think Ali wanna be known
as the best Black boxer?
1484
01:20:18,537 --> 01:20:20,338
Guys like us
go for greatest of great.
1485
01:20:28,780 --> 01:20:29,681
Stu...
1486
01:20:31,182 --> 01:20:32,983
Only thing you and Ali
got in common
1487
01:20:33,117 --> 01:20:34,786
is a wheelchair
in your future.
1488
01:20:39,156 --> 01:20:41,058
[CHUCKLING]
1489
01:20:53,538 --> 01:20:54,573
You all right, bro?
1490
01:20:57,109 --> 01:20:58,845
God don't make mistakes,
right?
1491
01:21:10,656 --> 01:21:12,625
You love me,
but you don't want me.
1492
01:21:16,696 --> 01:21:18,865
You're testing me, huh?
1493
01:21:18,997 --> 01:21:21,400
You wanna test me
to see how serious I am?
1494
01:21:24,269 --> 01:21:25,203
Why?
1495
01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:29,141
Why?
1496
01:21:30,275 --> 01:21:31,209
Why?
1497
01:21:32,277 --> 01:21:33,512
[SNIFFLES]
1498
01:21:33,646 --> 01:21:34,680
I wanna know why.
1499
01:21:36,649 --> 01:21:39,217
I wanna know why.
I wanna know now.
1500
01:21:39,351 --> 01:21:40,252
Why?
1501
01:21:41,554 --> 01:21:44,022
Why have you forsaken me
here now?
1502
01:21:51,865 --> 01:21:55,702
And I'm here, and I wanna do
right, and I wanna be good.
1503
01:21:55,836 --> 01:21:57,069
I'm gonna be good.
1504
01:21:57,203 --> 01:21:59,606
I'm gonna do right,
I'm wanna be good.
1505
01:21:59,740 --> 01:22:00,774
Please, Lord...
1506
01:22:05,478 --> 01:22:07,681
Goddamn.
1507
01:22:07,815 --> 01:22:10,818
No, I didn't mean that.
You know I didn't mean that.
1508
01:22:10,950 --> 01:22:12,586
All right.
1509
01:22:12,719 --> 01:22:15,689
I need to know now.
I need to know now.
1510
01:22:15,823 --> 01:22:17,323
Why?
1511
01:22:17,457 --> 01:22:21,994
What the fuck you got me
doing here like this on my...
1512
01:22:22,128 --> 01:22:23,630
On my own?
1513
01:22:23,764 --> 01:22:25,998
Make sure you put Stephen
with me.
1514
01:22:30,136 --> 01:22:33,039
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
1515
01:22:49,791 --> 01:22:50,825
I'll be here, Lord.
1516
01:22:52,326 --> 01:22:53,260
For you.
1517
01:22:58,398 --> 01:22:59,801
STU:
You all right?
1518
01:22:59,934 --> 01:23:02,637
KATHLEEN [OVER PHONE]:
That's a dumb question.
1519
01:23:02,770 --> 01:23:04,271
I'm sorry.
1520
01:23:06,306 --> 01:23:07,675
I don't know what else to say.
1521
01:23:07,809 --> 01:23:11,211
That's a first.
You must be really sick.
1522
01:23:11,345 --> 01:23:14,481
That's what they're saying.
I feel fine so far.
1523
01:23:14,616 --> 01:23:15,750
Baby.
1524
01:23:15,884 --> 01:23:17,685
You can beat this.
1525
01:23:17,819 --> 01:23:20,588
They ain't seen it
in a man so young.
1526
01:23:20,722 --> 01:23:23,257
Means they don't know
it's possible to get it gone.
1527
01:23:23,390 --> 01:23:26,260
You gotta think that way.
Can't think nothing else.
1528
01:23:27,361 --> 01:23:28,328
Yeah.
1529
01:23:28,462 --> 01:23:29,865
But in case you don't,
1530
01:23:31,299 --> 01:23:32,768
you ought to move back home.
1531
01:23:32,902 --> 01:23:35,336
Spend what you got left
doing things you enjoy.
1532
01:23:35,470 --> 01:23:37,372
Eat your favorite food,
see your friends.
1533
01:23:37,505 --> 01:23:39,909
Hell, you might even box again.
1534
01:23:40,041 --> 01:23:41,577
Ma.
1535
01:23:41,710 --> 01:23:43,012
Sorry, baby.
1536
01:23:43,144 --> 01:23:45,648
I'm just scared.
Well, look at Mary.
1537
01:23:45,781 --> 01:23:47,348
Watching her son
getting whipped and nailed.
1538
01:23:47,482 --> 01:23:48,684
She probably looked good
doing it.
1539
01:23:48,817 --> 01:23:51,386
That's a fucking fairytale,
Stu.
1540
01:23:51,519 --> 01:23:54,055
And if it ain't?
This God of yours,
1541
01:23:54,188 --> 01:23:56,391
you've given up everything
for him.
1542
01:23:56,524 --> 01:23:59,427
And what's he do?
He punishes you.
1543
01:23:59,562 --> 01:24:01,697
When God wounds us,
he calls us closer to him.
1544
01:24:01,830 --> 01:24:03,097
You couldn't get any closer.
1545
01:24:03,231 --> 01:24:06,267
You're already
in the goddamn bed with him.
1546
01:24:06,401 --> 01:24:08,269
Couldn't you make
some kind of deal?
1547
01:24:08,403 --> 01:24:10,973
He lets you stay around,
you be his bitch?
1548
01:24:11,105 --> 01:24:13,474
Otherwise,
take your business elsewhere.
1549
01:24:13,609 --> 01:24:16,411
I'm not gay, all right?
And God's not a gangster.
1550
01:24:16,545 --> 01:24:19,380
He don't make deals,
and he sure as hell don't
respond to no ultimatums.
1551
01:24:19,514 --> 01:24:21,450
You can't talk me out
of this one.
1552
01:24:27,891 --> 01:24:29,425
I don't know why...
[PHONE RINGING]
1553
01:24:29,559 --> 01:24:31,561
I come out here every show
and I keep saying,
1554
01:24:31,695 --> 01:24:33,730
"Thank you,
thank you, thank you."
1555
01:24:33,863 --> 01:24:36,231
I don't know
what I'm thanking you for.
1556
01:24:36,365 --> 01:24:38,768
You get in here for nothing.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
1557
01:24:38,902 --> 01:24:41,905
BILL [OVER MACHINE]:
Bill's doing more important
shit right now. Leave word.
1558
01:24:42,038 --> 01:24:44,908
And believe me,
that wasn't my idea.
1559
01:24:45,041 --> 01:24:47,443
KATHLEEN [OVER MACHINE]:
Bill, it's me, Kathleen.
1560
01:24:47,577 --> 01:24:49,746
I need to talk to you
about Stu.
1561
01:24:49,879 --> 01:24:52,782
It's amazing,
the things they have nowadays.
1562
01:24:52,916 --> 01:24:54,516
Shaving cream
with diacetin in it.
1563
01:24:54,651 --> 01:24:55,619
What about him?
1564
01:24:57,119 --> 01:24:59,889
Shaving cream
with lanolin in it.
1565
01:25:00,023 --> 01:25:02,124
Shaving cream
with chlorophyll in it.
1566
01:25:03,425 --> 01:25:04,326
What's that mean?
1567
01:25:04,460 --> 01:25:05,829
Had to chase all over town
1568
01:25:05,962 --> 01:25:07,964
to find shaving cream
with soap in it.
1569
01:25:08,098 --> 01:25:09,766
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
1570
01:25:11,735 --> 01:25:13,604
There. A small shave...
1571
01:25:13,738 --> 01:25:17,474
Does he need a--? Can he even
get on the crapper by himself?
1572
01:25:17,608 --> 01:25:20,176
Nothing like
a nice smooth...
1573
01:25:20,310 --> 01:25:22,680
Hmm...
1574
01:25:22,813 --> 01:25:24,481
I forgot to put a blade in it.
1575
01:25:24,615 --> 01:25:25,983
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
1576
01:25:28,919 --> 01:25:32,355
A load of good you and me did,
climbing into bed together.
1577
01:25:32,489 --> 01:25:35,191
Made two kids,
own bodies don't want 'em.
1578
01:25:35,325 --> 01:25:36,226
Hello.
1579
01:25:39,496 --> 01:25:41,197
[♪♪♪]
1580
01:25:45,002 --> 01:25:46,537
[SNORING]
1581
01:26:01,451 --> 01:26:03,454
[GRUNTS, GROANS]
1582
01:26:05,157 --> 01:26:06,124
Hang on.
1583
01:26:08,794 --> 01:26:09,695
Hold your horses.
1584
01:26:17,169 --> 01:26:19,270
You're gonna wake
the whole damn neighborhood.
1585
01:26:19,403 --> 01:26:21,907
This ain't no neighborhood.
This is a trailer park.
1586
01:26:22,040 --> 01:26:23,842
They ought to thank me
for the wake-up call.
1587
01:26:23,975 --> 01:26:25,744
Get their asses up
to find a job.
1588
01:26:25,877 --> 01:26:27,579
Early bird gets the worm!
Ain't you all heard?
1589
01:26:27,713 --> 01:26:29,447
Some of them got jobs.
Get in here.
1590
01:26:29,581 --> 01:26:30,582
Thought you'd never ask.
1591
01:26:31,883 --> 01:26:33,217
[SIGHS]
1592
01:26:36,387 --> 01:26:37,956
This is nice.
1593
01:26:38,090 --> 01:26:40,125
You make Mama
look like Martha Stew.
1594
01:26:42,594 --> 01:26:44,129
Yeah, I was thinking
1595
01:26:44,261 --> 01:26:46,397
of hiring your girlfriend
to come in and tidy up for me.
1596
01:26:46,531 --> 01:26:48,667
She'd appreciate the work,
probably,
1597
01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:51,402
seeing as the church mouse
feeds on strangers' scraps
1598
01:26:51,536 --> 01:26:54,505
and people these days
are just stingy assholes.
1599
01:26:54,639 --> 01:26:56,042
Hm.
1600
01:26:56,175 --> 01:26:58,410
You get back
what you put out there, Bill.
1601
01:27:00,546 --> 01:27:03,116
Is that why God
gave you an incurable disease?
1602
01:27:05,051 --> 01:27:06,686
You called it.
1603
01:27:06,819 --> 01:27:08,788
You always said
I was a degenerate.
1604
01:27:11,891 --> 01:27:14,259
Drop in unannounced.
Don't give a man time
1605
01:27:14,392 --> 01:27:16,763
to take a piss
or get his shit together.
1606
01:27:16,896 --> 01:27:18,463
I beg your pardon, Padre.
1607
01:27:53,634 --> 01:27:56,502
What, are you casing the joint,
gonna steal more of my shit?
1608
01:27:59,573 --> 01:28:01,407
I come to see
you ain't killed yourself.
1609
01:28:01,542 --> 01:28:03,610
Left Mama high and dry.
1610
01:28:03,744 --> 01:28:06,345
You think you're the only one
that can keep a vow?
1611
01:28:06,479 --> 01:28:08,248
Don't get all high and mighty
with me, son.
1612
01:28:08,381 --> 01:28:10,516
I'm still your fucking father.
Don't you forget that.
1613
01:28:12,619 --> 01:28:15,088
It's lucky you ain't bet
one dime on me, huh?
1614
01:28:16,256 --> 01:28:17,658
[PICTURE CLATTERS]
1615
01:28:22,296 --> 01:28:24,298
I'm praying for you, Bill.
1616
01:28:24,430 --> 01:28:25,498
Don't you dare!
1617
01:28:25,632 --> 01:28:26,834
[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]
1618
01:28:26,967 --> 01:28:29,468
You're violating my rights
as a man.
1619
01:28:29,603 --> 01:28:31,370
As an American.
1620
01:28:33,372 --> 01:28:34,842
[SIGHS]
1621
01:28:36,176 --> 01:28:38,046
[♪♪♪]
1622
01:28:38,179 --> 01:28:40,081
[MUMBLES]
1623
01:28:58,967 --> 01:29:00,568
MONSIGNOR:
Look not on our sins,
1624
01:29:00,702 --> 01:29:02,971
but on the faith
of your Church.
1625
01:29:04,539 --> 01:29:07,308
And graciously grant her
peace and unity
1626
01:29:07,441 --> 01:29:10,078
in accordance
with your will.
1627
01:29:10,211 --> 01:29:14,182
Who live and reign forever
and ever.
1628
01:29:14,315 --> 01:29:17,018
Amen.
ALL: Amen.
1629
01:29:17,151 --> 01:29:20,255
MONSIGNOR:
The peace of the Lord
be with you always.
1630
01:29:20,387 --> 01:29:23,024
And now let us offer each other
1631
01:29:23,157 --> 01:29:25,260
a sign of peace.
1632
01:29:26,393 --> 01:29:27,629
[SOFTLY]
Peace be with you.
1633
01:29:28,730 --> 01:29:29,732
Peace be with you.
1634
01:29:32,067 --> 01:29:33,969
Peace be with you.
1635
01:29:34,103 --> 01:29:35,403
Peace be with you.
1636
01:29:42,410 --> 01:29:44,079
CARMEN:
When were you gonna tell me?
1637
01:29:45,748 --> 01:29:47,983
STU:
When I prayed away my pride.
1638
01:29:53,421 --> 01:29:55,190
I'll marry you,
you want me to.
1639
01:29:57,726 --> 01:30:00,796
[SCOFFS]
Aren't you gonna ask
what kind of guy he is?
1640
01:30:00,930 --> 01:30:02,064
No.
1641
01:30:02,197 --> 01:30:03,766
I'd beat him up.
1642
01:30:03,899 --> 01:30:05,567
But I'm trying
to be a priest.
1643
01:30:05,701 --> 01:30:07,536
[CHUCKLES]
1644
01:30:12,775 --> 01:30:13,709
Well, for...
1645
01:30:16,545 --> 01:30:18,881
For what it's worth,
you have my support.
1646
01:30:21,017 --> 01:30:22,986
In sickness
and in health?
1647
01:30:23,119 --> 01:30:24,453
In case I get
a miracle?
1648
01:30:25,755 --> 01:30:27,157
Until death do we part?
1649
01:30:27,290 --> 01:30:30,327
[♪♪♪]
1650
01:30:30,459 --> 01:30:32,996
[SOBBING]
1651
01:30:33,129 --> 01:30:34,496
[SNIFFLES]
1652
01:30:38,668 --> 01:30:40,637
If your mom asks,
1653
01:30:40,770 --> 01:30:43,773
tell her I came to convince you
to abandon priesthood.
1654
01:30:43,907 --> 01:30:45,875
[SOFTLY]
She ain't gonna
believe that.
1655
01:30:46,009 --> 01:30:47,143
Not you.
1656
01:30:51,848 --> 01:30:52,782
It's okay.
1657
01:30:58,321 --> 01:30:59,923
[SNIFFLES]
1658
01:31:06,997 --> 01:31:08,665
[LAUGHING]
1659
01:31:13,337 --> 01:31:16,774
[ODETTA'S "AIN'T NO GRAVE
CAN HOLD MY BODY DOWN" PLAYING]
1660
01:31:16,907 --> 01:31:23,014
♪ Ain't no grave
Can hold my body down ♪
1661
01:31:25,149 --> 01:31:30,721
♪ Ain't no grave
Can hold my body down ♪
1662
01:31:30,855 --> 01:31:33,224
[DOOR LOCK BUZZES]
♪ My body down ♪
1663
01:31:33,357 --> 01:31:37,428
♪ When the first trumpet
Sound ♪
1664
01:31:37,561 --> 01:31:41,399
♪ I'll be gettin' up
Walkin' 'round ♪
1665
01:31:41,531 --> 01:31:47,571
♪ Ain't no grave
Can hold my body down ♪
1666
01:31:49,740 --> 01:31:51,442
♪ Ain't no grave ♪
Give me a hand here.
1667
01:31:51,575 --> 01:31:57,014
♪ Can hold my body down ♪
1668
01:31:58,983 --> 01:32:00,684
[CLEARS THROAT]
Uh...
1669
01:32:02,686 --> 01:32:05,490
It's our mission
to enter the darkest places,
1670
01:32:05,624 --> 01:32:07,692
and to be the light of Christ.
1671
01:32:07,826 --> 01:32:09,261
"Dark"?
1672
01:32:09,394 --> 01:32:12,230
[SCOFFS]
Because we Black, bad, or both?
1673
01:32:12,364 --> 01:32:14,699
[INMATES SNICKER]
1674
01:32:14,833 --> 01:32:16,501
Uh... It...
1675
01:32:16,635 --> 01:32:18,737
It's a-a metaphor.
1676
01:32:18,870 --> 01:32:20,705
INMATE: If you gonna use
big words like that,
1677
01:32:20,839 --> 01:32:24,109
you might as well pass out
dictionaries, bro.
1678
01:32:27,846 --> 01:32:30,248
STU:
You guys get
one phone call a week in here?
1679
01:32:32,918 --> 01:32:35,120
If you kiss the right ass.
1680
01:32:35,253 --> 01:32:38,090
Who you gonna call, huh?
1681
01:32:38,223 --> 01:32:39,324
Your mama?
1682
01:32:40,792 --> 01:32:42,260
You gonna break her heart
some more.
1683
01:32:43,728 --> 01:32:46,231
Your wife?
Shit, let's be real,
1684
01:32:46,364 --> 01:32:48,500
she probably busy
banging her new man.
1685
01:32:50,869 --> 01:32:52,572
And your kid?
1686
01:32:52,704 --> 01:32:54,306
He's probably
gonna get more pity in school
1687
01:32:54,439 --> 01:32:56,776
if his daddy was dead.
1688
01:32:56,909 --> 01:33:00,379
You don't need no phone
to talk to God.
1689
01:33:00,513 --> 01:33:02,615
And don't need a guard's
permission, neither.
1690
01:33:02,748 --> 01:33:06,752
When no one else gives a shit
what you got to say, God does.
1691
01:33:06,886 --> 01:33:08,154
Because he made your ass.
1692
01:33:09,889 --> 01:33:12,258
You damn right
he's disappointed in it,
1693
01:33:12,391 --> 01:33:13,759
but he wants to help.
1694
01:33:16,597 --> 01:33:18,331
No matter how hard
you resist it,
1695
01:33:18,464 --> 01:33:21,100
no matter how many times
you say no.
1696
01:33:21,234 --> 01:33:23,136
He still wants to make you
better.
1697
01:33:26,472 --> 01:33:28,274
He ain't giving up on you.
1698
01:33:29,442 --> 01:33:30,843
Never.
1699
01:33:30,977 --> 01:33:33,446
Don't you dare go giving up
on yourself.
1700
01:33:39,986 --> 01:33:41,654
You wanna try again?
1701
01:33:41,787 --> 01:33:43,523
[BELL TOLLING]
1702
01:33:52,266 --> 01:33:54,368
Have a seat, Stuart.
1703
01:33:54,501 --> 01:33:55,402
You know what?
1704
01:33:57,204 --> 01:33:59,006
I'm trying to stay fit.
I think I'll have a stand.
1705
01:33:59,139 --> 01:34:00,140
[DOOR CLOSES]
1706
01:34:05,012 --> 01:34:07,649
There is concern
amongst the diocese
1707
01:34:07,781 --> 01:34:11,185
that the state
of your infirmity
1708
01:34:11,318 --> 01:34:13,287
will render you unable
1709
01:34:13,420 --> 01:34:16,523
to properly perform
the sacraments.
1710
01:34:18,660 --> 01:34:24,031
It may even cause you
to disgrace them.
1711
01:34:24,164 --> 01:34:26,733
I spill the blood.
Choke on the body.
1712
01:34:26,867 --> 01:34:28,535
Fall on my face
trying to genuflect.
1713
01:34:28,670 --> 01:34:31,738
You think I haven't
thought of that?
1714
01:34:31,872 --> 01:34:34,174
We're not human beings
having a spiritual experience,
1715
01:34:34,308 --> 01:34:36,777
we are spiritual beings
having a human one.
1716
01:34:36,910 --> 01:34:38,246
This body don't mean
nothing to God,
1717
01:34:38,379 --> 01:34:40,014
therefore nor should it
to you.
1718
01:34:45,720 --> 01:34:49,057
Unfortunately,
it's not up to me.
1719
01:34:49,190 --> 01:34:52,561
The Church will not endorse you
for ordination.
1720
01:35:02,403 --> 01:35:04,505
At first the Church
couldn't afford to subsidize me
1721
01:35:04,640 --> 01:35:07,075
as a face of Catholicism.
1722
01:35:07,208 --> 01:35:09,911
Now it can't afford
to subsidize a cripple.
1723
01:35:10,044 --> 01:35:11,779
This time it ain't a matter
of reputation,
1724
01:35:11,913 --> 01:35:13,549
it's a matter of the money.
1725
01:35:13,682 --> 01:35:16,017
Isn't that right?
1726
01:35:16,150 --> 01:35:19,287
God don't move the goalpost,
Father. Man does.
1727
01:35:22,591 --> 01:35:27,895
It is my duty to defend
the sanctity of our Church.
1728
01:35:30,432 --> 01:35:31,900
I'm sorry, Stuart.
1729
01:35:59,663 --> 01:36:01,130
[SIGHS]
1730
01:36:02,131 --> 01:36:05,000
[♪♪♪]
1731
01:36:18,047 --> 01:36:20,617
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1732
01:37:02,892 --> 01:37:04,327
HAM:
Hello, Mr. Long.
1733
01:37:05,962 --> 01:37:07,698
I'm sorry, my name is Ham.
1734
01:37:07,832 --> 01:37:10,367
Uh, I'm a friend of your son,
Stuart.
1735
01:37:33,558 --> 01:37:35,025
Nearly done there or what?
1736
01:37:40,231 --> 01:37:41,532
She gonna help me up.
1737
01:37:44,101 --> 01:37:45,202
Oh, come on now.
1738
01:37:45,336 --> 01:37:47,371
This ain't the hill to die on.
1739
01:37:48,573 --> 01:37:49,741
It's the only one.
1740
01:38:05,290 --> 01:38:06,626
It's a solid build.
1741
01:38:19,237 --> 01:38:21,239
I seen insects
grope about for death
1742
01:38:21,373 --> 01:38:23,743
with more dignity than what
you're displaying right now.
1743
01:38:23,876 --> 01:38:25,944
You here to help?
1744
01:38:26,077 --> 01:38:28,548
Play a hymn on the harp.
1745
01:38:28,681 --> 01:38:30,550
Makes pathetic shit
look poetic.
1746
01:38:32,384 --> 01:38:34,386
I'm afraid the only hymn I know
is Haggard.
1747
01:38:34,519 --> 01:38:36,221
Ain't you got somewhere to be?
1748
01:38:36,354 --> 01:38:37,422
Yeah, probably.
1749
01:38:40,392 --> 01:38:41,727
I'm trying out this new thing
1750
01:38:41,861 --> 01:38:44,329
they got now
called self-employment.
1751
01:38:44,463 --> 01:38:46,632
All the kids are doing it.
1752
01:38:46,766 --> 01:38:48,634
I heard about that.
1753
01:38:48,768 --> 01:38:52,204
Identical twin sister
to unemployment.
1754
01:38:52,337 --> 01:38:54,874
Except they swear
she's the better-looking one.
1755
01:39:04,350 --> 01:39:07,186
I seen a couple of boxing bouts
on the TV.
1756
01:39:07,320 --> 01:39:10,624
Enough to know a man don't lose
when he gets knocked down,
1757
01:39:12,291 --> 01:39:13,694
but when he won't get up.
1758
01:39:16,630 --> 01:39:19,298
If there's one thing
I know about you, it's...
1759
01:39:19,432 --> 01:39:21,000
you ain't afraid to get hit.
1760
01:39:31,812 --> 01:39:33,446
You gonna watch or what?
1761
01:39:33,580 --> 01:39:34,781
Yeah.
1762
01:39:34,915 --> 01:39:37,818
[♪♪♪]
1763
01:40:21,029 --> 01:40:22,195
[FAUCET SQUEAKS OFF]
1764
01:40:27,569 --> 01:40:29,904
Hey, Mama.
Hi, baby.
1765
01:40:40,015 --> 01:40:41,550
STU:
What you waiting on?
1766
01:40:41,684 --> 01:40:42,885
Well, you.
1767
01:40:53,094 --> 01:40:54,429
What you doing in there?
1768
01:40:59,602 --> 01:41:01,436
Praying for you
to get some patience.
1769
01:41:01,570 --> 01:41:04,405
You ought to try praying
for my prostate.
1770
01:41:32,769 --> 01:41:34,136
You all right?
1771
01:41:34,269 --> 01:41:35,805
Well, I ain't trying
to close my curtains
1772
01:41:35,939 --> 01:41:38,307
in the shit box,
if that's what you're asking.
1773
01:41:38,440 --> 01:41:41,443
Well, you always did wanna
be like Elvis.
1774
01:41:41,578 --> 01:41:44,014
I didn't think you noticed.
1775
01:41:44,146 --> 01:41:46,181
How could I not?
You never did shut up.
1776
01:41:46,315 --> 01:41:48,350
Many hours of silence,
gone.
1777
01:41:48,484 --> 01:41:52,221
They say it's gold.
We could've been rich.
1778
01:41:52,354 --> 01:41:54,791
Too late now.
Ain't gonna get that time back.
1779
01:41:56,158 --> 01:41:57,459
Yeah.
1780
01:41:57,594 --> 01:41:58,828
How do we tackle this?
1781
01:41:59,863 --> 01:42:01,397
Come on. Yeah.
1782
01:42:01,530 --> 01:42:03,033
[♪♪♪]
1783
01:42:03,165 --> 01:42:05,869
[INAUDIBLE]
1784
01:42:13,610 --> 01:42:15,177
[♪♪♪]
1785
01:42:23,253 --> 01:42:24,354
We're gonna be late.
1786
01:42:29,325 --> 01:42:30,961
The news ain't said
hell froze over.
1787
01:42:31,095 --> 01:42:32,195
That the best you got?
1788
01:42:32,328 --> 01:42:34,464
I'd clap if I could.
I might slap myself.
1789
01:42:34,598 --> 01:42:36,199
[CHUCKLES]
That's more like it.
1790
01:42:37,601 --> 01:42:39,704
I never did like
wearing these things.
1791
01:42:39,837 --> 01:42:42,338
Ain't done one of these
since your brother's funeral.
1792
01:42:42,472 --> 01:42:44,141
Still got your mother's makeup
on it.
1793
01:42:44,274 --> 01:42:45,810
You got another one coming up.
1794
01:42:45,943 --> 01:42:47,343
Shut the fuck up, will ya?
1795
01:42:47,477 --> 01:42:49,412
Meantime,
you take Mama somewhere nice.
1796
01:42:49,546 --> 01:42:52,449
[THE RAGGED JUBILEE'S
"COUNTRY ROADS" PLAYING]
1797
01:42:55,886 --> 01:43:01,959
♪ Bones crushing bones
In my dreams ♪
1798
01:43:02,093 --> 01:43:04,929
Well, you can't say I never
gave you nothing.
1799
01:43:05,062 --> 01:43:07,198
Yeah, I skipped over
thanking you.
1800
01:43:07,330 --> 01:43:08,966
Went straight to the source.
1801
01:43:09,100 --> 01:43:10,300
[TRUCK SQUEALING]
1802
01:43:10,433 --> 01:43:12,235
This thing purrs
like a kitten, huh?
1803
01:43:12,369 --> 01:43:13,605
Mm-hm.
1804
01:43:16,208 --> 01:43:17,209
Oh, no.
1805
01:43:17,341 --> 01:43:19,077
[CLANKING]
1806
01:43:19,211 --> 01:43:23,615
You son of a... Son of a bitch.
You piece of shit.
1807
01:43:23,749 --> 01:43:24,883
You couldn't wait
till tomorrow.
1808
01:43:25,016 --> 01:43:26,118
Maybe that's God saying
1809
01:43:26,250 --> 01:43:27,418
you ought to share your shit.
1810
01:43:27,552 --> 01:43:28,687
Or else.
1811
01:43:28,820 --> 01:43:30,222
Yeah, well,
she's all yours now.
1812
01:43:30,354 --> 01:43:32,190
We ain't that far.
I could walk.
1813
01:43:32,323 --> 01:43:34,593
Yeah, and I can fucking fly.
1814
01:43:34,726 --> 01:43:35,961
Where you going?
1815
01:43:36,094 --> 01:43:38,395
I gotta get your ass
to church on time.
1816
01:43:38,529 --> 01:43:39,931
[GRUNTS]
1817
01:43:40,065 --> 01:43:41,967
[ENGINE HISSING]
1818
01:43:56,413 --> 01:43:58,150
BILL:
There you go. Ooh.
1819
01:44:08,895 --> 01:44:10,163
STU:
Breathing heavy already.
1820
01:44:10,295 --> 01:44:11,496
BILL [COUGHS]:
It's the bad air.
1821
01:44:11,631 --> 01:44:13,331
STU:
You gonna have a heart attack.
1822
01:44:13,465 --> 01:44:15,300
BILL:
Well, then it'll all be right.
1823
01:44:15,433 --> 01:44:16,869
I'd die before you.
1824
01:44:17,003 --> 01:44:18,604
STU:
Yeah, you ain't that lucky.
1825
01:44:18,738 --> 01:44:19,772
BILL:
Shut up.
1826
01:44:29,248 --> 01:44:30,783
KATHLEEN: Hi, baby.
Hey, Mama.
1827
01:44:34,821 --> 01:44:36,088
Wanna tell me
what's going on here?
1828
01:44:36,222 --> 01:44:38,423
What you mean?
1829
01:44:38,558 --> 01:44:40,026
Dad is in a tie.
1830
01:44:40,159 --> 01:44:41,694
He looks nice.
1831
01:44:49,569 --> 01:44:50,970
Y'all think
since I can't be a priest,
1832
01:44:51,103 --> 01:44:53,272
I'm gonna marry her now?
1833
01:44:53,405 --> 01:44:56,409
Y'all bless this?
You're in no state to protest.
1834
01:44:56,542 --> 01:44:57,744
You called her a housekeeper.
1835
01:44:57,878 --> 01:44:59,813
What's wrong
with housekeepers?
1836
01:44:59,947 --> 01:45:02,716
Yeah, that's good for her.
In three months, I'll be
in a diaper.
1837
01:45:02,850 --> 01:45:04,383
BILL:
You're gonna need someone
to clean up your shit.
1838
01:45:04,517 --> 01:45:06,320
That's your job.
I'm gonna subcontract.
1839
01:45:06,452 --> 01:45:09,256
KATHLEEN:
Oh, cut that shit out, you two.
1840
01:45:09,388 --> 01:45:10,891
Here. Let's go.
1841
01:45:11,024 --> 01:45:12,693
Mind your back, Bill.
Okay.
1842
01:45:16,663 --> 01:45:18,832
[♪♪♪]
1843
01:45:30,010 --> 01:45:31,578
Our parish petitioned
the diocese
1844
01:45:31,712 --> 01:45:33,647
to ordain you as a priest.
1845
01:45:33,780 --> 01:45:36,382
Monsignor made sure
it was heard.
1846
01:45:36,515 --> 01:45:39,920
Turns out, I had one good fight
left in me.
1847
01:45:45,959 --> 01:45:47,695
We all believe in you, brother.
1848
01:45:50,198 --> 01:45:51,599
That's Father to you.
1849
01:46:25,465 --> 01:46:27,936
[ELVIS'S "WHERE COULD I GO
BUT TO THE LORD" PLAYING]
1850
01:46:28,069 --> 01:46:32,907
♪ Living below ♪
1851
01:46:33,041 --> 01:46:39,281
♪ In this old sinful world ♪
1852
01:46:39,415 --> 01:46:43,919
♪ Hardly a comfort ♪
1853
01:46:44,053 --> 01:46:48,456
♪ Can afford ♪
1854
01:46:51,126 --> 01:46:56,565
♪ Striving alone ♪
1855
01:46:56,699 --> 01:47:01,603
♪ To face temptation so ♪
1856
01:47:01,737 --> 01:47:03,504
♪ Now won't you tell me ♪
1857
01:47:03,639 --> 01:47:10,545
♪ Where could I go
But to the Lord ♪
1858
01:47:16,852 --> 01:47:20,122
Someone once told me
I was bad advertising.
1859
01:47:20,255 --> 01:47:21,223
Imagine that.
1860
01:47:21,357 --> 01:47:22,992
[ALL CHUCKLE]
1861
01:47:23,125 --> 01:47:25,160
He was a boss of mine
at the supermarket.
1862
01:47:25,294 --> 01:47:27,696
I kept coming in with a face
looked more like raw meat
1863
01:47:27,830 --> 01:47:28,964
than what I was selling.
1864
01:47:30,667 --> 01:47:32,802
Of course at the time,
1865
01:47:32,936 --> 01:47:34,637
I thought that man was wrong.
1866
01:47:36,239 --> 01:47:38,174
Whole world was wrong
when it came to me.
1867
01:47:39,809 --> 01:47:41,543
Every brawl I had
was beating back at a world
1868
01:47:41,678 --> 01:47:43,213
I thought had done me wrong.
1869
01:47:46,249 --> 01:47:47,150
Yeah.
1870
01:47:48,618 --> 01:47:50,020
Every bruise on my face,
1871
01:47:51,488 --> 01:47:52,789
every drop of blood I shed
1872
01:47:52,922 --> 01:47:55,291
was proof of my war
against God's injustice.
1873
01:47:58,094 --> 01:48:01,197
I look worse now than I did
then, that's for sure.
1874
01:48:01,331 --> 01:48:02,399
Difference is...
1875
01:48:04,467 --> 01:48:06,870
now I know my suffering's
a gift from God.
1876
01:48:09,039 --> 01:48:10,940
Now, I know
it sounds like bull,
1877
01:48:11,074 --> 01:48:13,109
but it's coming
from a man in a wheelchair,
1878
01:48:13,243 --> 01:48:14,878
so you got to entertain it.
1879
01:48:15,011 --> 01:48:16,913
[ALL CHUCKLE]
1880
01:48:17,047 --> 01:48:18,014
Hear me out.
1881
01:48:23,687 --> 01:48:25,790
All our outer nature's
wasting away.
1882
01:48:27,591 --> 01:48:30,361
But our inner nature
is being renewed every day.
1883
01:48:31,996 --> 01:48:35,866
This life, no matter
how long it lasts,
1884
01:48:36,000 --> 01:48:40,037
is a momentary affliction
preparing us for eternal glory.
1885
01:48:42,306 --> 01:48:45,109
We shouldn't pray
for an easy life,
1886
01:48:45,242 --> 01:48:47,511
but the strength
to endure a difficult one.
1887
01:48:48,879 --> 01:48:51,315
Because the experience
of suffering
1888
01:48:51,449 --> 01:48:53,717
is the fullest expression
of God's love.
1889
01:48:55,219 --> 01:48:57,388
It is a chance to be closer
to Christ.
1890
01:49:05,062 --> 01:49:06,931
Now, no one suffers perfectly.
1891
01:49:07,064 --> 01:49:08,132
For sure not me.
1892
01:49:09,600 --> 01:49:11,735
Even Christ had his moment
of despair.
1893
01:49:13,573 --> 01:49:15,974
"My God, my God,
why have you forsaken me?"
1894
01:49:17,742 --> 01:49:19,978
He asked from the cross.
1895
01:49:20,112 --> 01:49:21,279
Christ felt betrayed.
1896
01:49:23,281 --> 01:49:25,617
You see, in that moment,
1897
01:49:25,750 --> 01:49:27,819
he who was sinless...
1898
01:49:27,953 --> 01:49:30,755
took on all our sins,
and got judged by God.
1899
01:49:32,824 --> 01:49:35,961
He took what we deserve,
because he loves us.
1900
01:49:45,871 --> 01:49:46,805
And that love...
1901
01:49:48,807 --> 01:49:51,176
it could make the baddest man
a believer.
1902
01:49:52,811 --> 01:49:56,114
Because that love
is a feeling like no other.
1903
01:49:59,317 --> 01:50:01,853
To lead you all
to find and feel that love...
1904
01:50:04,957 --> 01:50:07,660
is why God is giving me
the scenic route to die.
1905
01:50:10,463 --> 01:50:12,498
And for that,
I thank him every day.
1906
01:50:16,536 --> 01:50:17,670
Amen.
1907
01:50:17,803 --> 01:50:18,738
ALL:
Amen.
1908
01:50:20,540 --> 01:50:23,476
[♪♪♪]
1909
01:51:05,319 --> 01:51:06,688
NURSE: Hi.
How you doing, darling?
1910
01:51:06,820 --> 01:51:07,721
Great.
1911
01:51:19,066 --> 01:51:20,734
And who are you here
to visit, sir?
1912
01:51:20,867 --> 01:51:21,935
Father Stu.
[CHUCKLES]
1913
01:51:22,069 --> 01:51:23,971
You and everybody else
in this town.
1914
01:51:25,072 --> 01:51:27,474
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
1915
01:51:34,248 --> 01:51:35,583
Good morning.
1916
01:51:35,717 --> 01:51:37,719
Good one to be in sin,
I suppose.
1917
01:51:44,491 --> 01:51:46,093
Bless me, Father,
for I have sinned.
1918
01:51:46,226 --> 01:51:48,930
It has been seven days
since my last confession.
1919
01:51:50,231 --> 01:51:51,600
But no matter how many I make,
1920
01:51:51,734 --> 01:51:53,034
these hands
that touch the troubled
1921
01:51:53,167 --> 01:51:54,902
are still themselves
unclean.
1922
01:51:58,773 --> 01:51:59,874
You having doubts?
1923
01:52:05,113 --> 01:52:06,914
A doubt would imply
that I ever wanted
1924
01:52:07,048 --> 01:52:08,449
this responsibility.
1925
01:52:10,619 --> 01:52:11,720
My father did.
1926
01:52:12,655 --> 01:52:13,855
[SCOFFS]
1927
01:52:13,988 --> 01:52:15,290
It was expected of me.
1928
01:52:24,667 --> 01:52:26,669
I'm angry at God.
1929
01:52:29,237 --> 01:52:30,938
For failing to make me
man enough
1930
01:52:31,072 --> 01:52:32,940
to defy the expectations
of me.
1931
01:52:34,976 --> 01:52:36,177
And I'm envious of you
1932
01:52:36,311 --> 01:52:39,281
for having the balls
to do just that.
1933
01:52:39,415 --> 01:52:41,383
All I ever prayed for
1934
01:52:41,517 --> 01:52:43,385
was a way out of this life.
1935
01:52:46,121 --> 01:52:49,425
And to watch you given
an out by God,
1936
01:52:49,558 --> 01:52:50,760
and refuse it...
1937
01:52:52,828 --> 01:52:54,363
I-I can't understand it.
1938
01:52:58,000 --> 01:52:59,168
But I do admire it.
1939
01:53:01,437 --> 01:53:03,606
For these and all my sins,
I am sorry.
1940
01:53:07,009 --> 01:53:10,012
I wasn't given no expectation,
except to stay alive.
1941
01:53:11,748 --> 01:53:13,349
I ain't coming too good
on that.
1942
01:53:15,685 --> 01:53:21,190
Whether by offering his son,
or for watching one die,
1943
01:53:21,323 --> 01:53:23,158
a father's just looking
for love,
1944
01:53:24,360 --> 01:53:25,695
like the rest of us.
1945
01:53:51,254 --> 01:53:53,591
Imagine how it must've felt
for Joseph...
1946
01:53:55,458 --> 01:53:57,260
to be the less important
father.
1947
01:53:59,697 --> 01:54:01,599
In his name,
you pray for penance.
1948
01:54:20,917 --> 01:54:22,486
Goodbye, Stu.
1949
01:54:31,730 --> 01:54:33,431
BILL:
Bill Long, alcoholic.
1950
01:54:33,565 --> 01:54:34,633
ALL:
Hi, Bill.
1951
01:54:36,033 --> 01:54:37,636
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
1952
01:54:37,769 --> 01:54:40,104
I feel like I'm putting my dick
in a woodchipper.
1953
01:54:40,237 --> 01:54:41,773
MAN:
We've all been in your shoes.
1954
01:54:41,907 --> 01:54:43,742
Sometimes, too drunk
to put 'em on.
1955
01:54:43,875 --> 01:54:46,845
You've made the first step,
admitting you can't do it alone.
1956
01:54:46,977 --> 01:54:49,079
ALL:
Amen.
1957
01:54:49,213 --> 01:54:52,884
Yeah, well, I could've used
God's help for a lot of things,
1958
01:54:53,017 --> 01:54:55,152
but never could find him.
1959
01:54:56,954 --> 01:54:59,624
My son said,
that's because God wasn't lost.
1960
01:55:01,693 --> 01:55:02,560
Wise-ass.
1961
01:55:02,694 --> 01:55:05,730
[ALL CHUCKLE]
1962
01:55:05,864 --> 01:55:08,065
Anyway, I sure as hell
ain't got the road map.
1963
01:55:08,199 --> 01:55:09,734
Um...
1964
01:55:09,868 --> 01:55:13,806
I'm here because my son asked me
to get baptized.
1965
01:55:16,609 --> 01:55:18,977
[SIGHS]
1966
01:55:19,110 --> 01:55:22,147
I killed every hero
that boy ever had,
1967
01:55:22,280 --> 01:55:24,382
hoping one day that hero
would be me.
1968
01:55:27,519 --> 01:55:30,055
Never gave him a single reason
why it should be.
1969
01:55:32,825 --> 01:55:35,227
[♪♪♪]
1970
01:55:52,110 --> 01:55:54,012
[INAUDIBLE]
1971
01:56:08,996 --> 01:56:10,864
I guess we're both
late bloomers.
1972
01:56:58,312 --> 01:57:00,247
[CROWD CHEERING]
1973
01:57:40,054 --> 01:57:43,123
FATHER LONG:
It's a profound experience,
1974
01:57:43,256 --> 01:57:44,859
suffering.
1975
01:57:44,993 --> 01:57:49,865
And the struggles
of this disease
1976
01:57:49,999 --> 01:57:52,200
helped me, and help others,
1977
01:57:52,333 --> 01:57:55,904
to learn the way that we should
have been living all along.
1978
01:57:57,706 --> 01:57:59,675
It's taught me
a little humility.
1979
01:57:59,808 --> 01:58:03,112
It's taught me dignity,
respect for others.
1980
01:58:03,244 --> 01:58:07,248
And sometimes people like me--
there's an extreme example--
1981
01:58:07,382 --> 01:58:11,452
we need things like this
to be able to make
those changes,
1982
01:58:11,587 --> 01:58:13,088
and decisions in our life
1983
01:58:13,221 --> 01:58:15,189
that are gonna help us
become better people,
1984
01:58:15,323 --> 01:58:17,593
become the people that God
has created us to be
1985
01:58:17,726 --> 01:58:19,193
when he sent us to this planet.
1986
01:58:20,829 --> 01:58:23,098
♪ That's all right ♪
1987
01:58:23,231 --> 01:58:27,803
♪ That's all right
That's all right ♪
1988
01:58:27,936 --> 01:58:30,039
♪ That's all right ♪
1989
01:58:30,171 --> 01:58:34,810
♪ Since my soul's gotta seat
Up in that kingdom ♪
1990
01:58:34,943 --> 01:58:37,545
♪ That's all right ♪
1991
01:58:37,680 --> 01:58:39,481
[CLAPPING IN RHYTHM]
1992
01:58:39,616 --> 01:58:43,820
♪ My, my mother
How you're walkin' on ♪
1993
01:58:43,953 --> 01:58:48,591
♪ Your feet might slip
But you're soul ain't gone ♪
1994
01:58:48,725 --> 01:58:53,195
♪ Since my soul's got a seat
Up in that kingdom ♪
1995
01:58:53,328 --> 01:58:56,498
♪ That's all right ♪
1996
01:58:56,633 --> 01:58:58,300
♪ Y'all help me ♪
1997
01:58:58,434 --> 01:59:00,003
ALL:
♪ That's all right ♪
1998
01:59:00,136 --> 01:59:04,373
♪ That's all right
Yeah, that's all right ♪
1999
01:59:04,506 --> 01:59:06,643
♪ That's all right ♪
2000
01:59:06,776 --> 01:59:10,980
♪ Since my soul's got a seat
Up in that kingdom ♪
2001
01:59:11,114 --> 01:59:15,551
♪ That's all right ♪
2002
01:59:15,685 --> 01:59:20,056
♪ Hush little baby
Now, don't you cry ♪
2003
01:59:20,190 --> 01:59:24,828
♪ You know your momma's
Been born to die ♪
2004
01:59:24,961 --> 01:59:29,298
♪ Since my soul's got a seat
Up in that kingdom ♪
2005
01:59:29,431 --> 01:59:33,104
♪ That's all right ♪
2006
01:59:33,236 --> 01:59:37,474
♪ Now that's all right
Yeah, that's all right ♪
2007
01:59:37,608 --> 01:59:40,443
♪ Yeah, that's all right ♪
2008
01:59:40,578 --> 01:59:42,747
♪ It'll be all right ♪
2009
01:59:42,880 --> 01:59:47,051
♪ Since my soul's got a seat
Up in that kingdom ♪
2010
01:59:47,184 --> 01:59:51,254
♪ That's all right ♪
2011
01:59:51,387 --> 01:59:58,294
♪ Since my soul's got a seat
Up in that kingdom ♪
2012
01:59:58,428 --> 02:00:05,301
♪ That's all right ♪
2013
02:00:10,875 --> 02:00:13,778
[BRETT YOUNG'S
"LONG WAY HOME" PLAYING]
2014
02:00:22,286 --> 02:00:25,556
♪ Everybody's got a story ♪
2015
02:00:25,690 --> 02:00:28,593
♪ Everybody's been hurt ♪
2016
02:00:28,727 --> 02:00:32,197
♪ Everybody's got scars
And broken hearts ♪
2017
02:00:32,329 --> 02:00:35,200
♪ They don't deserve ♪
2018
02:00:35,332 --> 02:00:38,302
♪ Everybody is a dreamer ♪
2019
02:00:38,435 --> 02:00:41,338
♪ Until they wake up ♪
2020
02:00:41,472 --> 02:00:43,708
♪ Everybody's made of stone ♪
2021
02:00:43,842 --> 02:00:48,345
♪ Until their bones
Return to dust ♪
2022
02:00:48,479 --> 02:00:52,117
♪ You're never really lost
If you never stop lookin' ♪
2023
02:00:52,250 --> 02:00:55,352
♪ You gotta keep movin'
If your heart's on fire ♪
2024
02:00:55,486 --> 02:01:01,559
♪ Love is gonna find a way
To find you wherever you go ♪
2025
02:01:01,693 --> 02:01:04,963
♪ When the clouds get dark
And you can't see nothin' ♪
2026
02:01:05,096 --> 02:01:07,966
♪ Sun still shines
On the other side ♪
2027
02:01:08,099 --> 02:01:12,704
♪ Everybody gets to heaven
On a broken road ♪
2028
02:01:14,740 --> 02:01:18,778
♪ Some of us
Gotta take the long way home ♪
2029
02:01:20,313 --> 02:01:22,014
It's all about deception.
2030
02:01:22,148 --> 02:01:23,783
All right, you make them think
you're going right,
2031
02:01:23,916 --> 02:01:25,985
and then pow, hit them
with that left.
2032
02:01:26,118 --> 02:01:28,955
Unpredictability. It makes
the audience the actor's bitch.
2033
02:01:29,088 --> 02:01:32,124
The director says
we're supposed to disappear.
2034
02:01:32,258 --> 02:01:34,526
No, honey, that's why they
call it stealing the show.
2035
02:01:34,660 --> 02:01:36,561
Nobody gives you permission
to entertain.
2036
02:01:36,696 --> 02:01:38,563
I'm seven.
I'm trying to help you, kid.
2037
02:01:38,698 --> 02:01:40,933
Impart some wisdom.
God smiles on that shit.
2038
02:01:41,067 --> 02:01:42,869
DIRECTOR:
Quiet all around.
2039
02:01:43,002 --> 02:01:45,338
I know what you're thinking.
You're free to fuck this up.
2040
02:01:45,470 --> 02:01:47,206
Worst that happens,
you don't make the cut.
2041
02:01:47,340 --> 02:01:50,076
In the ring, you get one chance.
You better make it count.
2042
02:01:50,209 --> 02:01:51,844
That's the difference
between movies
2043
02:01:51,978 --> 02:01:53,246
and real life, sweetheart.
2044
02:01:53,378 --> 02:01:54,847
Your choice how you wanna live.
2045
02:01:54,981 --> 02:01:56,381
Rolling.
2046
02:01:58,483 --> 02:01:59,384
A mark.
2047
02:02:00,720 --> 02:02:02,688
Wanna be a big star? Follow me.
2048
02:02:02,822 --> 02:02:04,925
DIRECTOR:
Background. And action.
2049
02:02:05,058 --> 02:02:06,525
Hey, you!
2050
02:02:07,995 --> 02:02:09,528
Maid!
[SCREAMS]
2051
02:02:10,964 --> 02:02:13,033
[LAUGHS]
2052
02:02:17,004 --> 02:02:18,504
DIRECTOR:
Cut! Cut! Oh, my...
2053
02:02:18,639 --> 02:02:20,908
Cut. Are you crazy?
I'm making it real, man.
2054
02:02:21,041 --> 02:02:22,676
That was good.
You're background.
2055
02:02:22,809 --> 02:02:25,279
I'm trying to help.
These guys ain't doing it right.
2056
02:02:25,411 --> 02:02:27,915
Get him.
Don't talk
to the king like that.
2057
02:02:28,048 --> 02:02:29,883
What's wrong with you?
You're wrapped.
2058
02:02:30,017 --> 02:02:31,450
What?
Congratulations.
2059
02:02:31,585 --> 02:02:34,520
[SINGER VOCALIZING]
2060
02:02:36,189 --> 02:02:38,258
♪ Take the long way home ♪
2061
02:02:40,459 --> 02:02:46,767
♪ Some gotta
Take the long way home ♪
2062
02:02:56,210 --> 02:02:59,113
[♪♪♪]