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♪ I know I'm a winner,
I know that I'm hot... ♪

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This is the Phoenix family.

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♪ Straight to the top,
gonna make it ♪

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- ♪ Gonna make it... ♪
- And with talent like this,

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these kids are really
gonna make it.

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♪ Gonna make it, gonna make it,
gonna make it ♪

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♪ Gonna make it. ♪

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My first guest...

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- Burning up the big screen...
- Academy-award nominated actor...

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- "Gladiator"...
- "Gladiator"...

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- ...and "Signs."
- Here's Joaquin Phoenix.

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You never played guitar
or sang before this?

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Had you ever sung before?

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It was completely foreign to me.

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When I held the guitar the first time
I didn't know what to make of it.

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Joaquin Phoenix,
"Walk the Line."

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♪ I keep a close watch
on this heart of mine ♪

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♪ I keep my eyes
wide open all the time ♪

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♪ I keep the ends out
for the tie that binds ♪

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♪ Because you're mine ♪

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♪ I walk the line. ♪

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I'm just fucking, like, stuck in this

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ridiculous,
like, self-imposed

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fucking prison of

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characterization, you know?

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It happened to me young.
It's like the chicken or the egg.

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I don't know
what came first--

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whether they said
that I was

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emotional and intense
and complicated,

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or whether I--

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or whether I was
truly complicated

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and intense and then
they responded to it.

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Then, like, once they
responded to it,

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then I responded
to what they were saying.

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And, yeah, I utilized it
in some ways.

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And there's-- I--
I am embarrassed about that.

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And that's what a lot of this
is about.

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I mean, I guess that's why
I agreed to do this documentary

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is because I don't wanna--

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I don't want to play the character
of Joaquin anymore.

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Like, I want to be
whatever I am.

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And my artistic output
thus far,

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when I am really fucking
honest with myself,

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has been fucking fraudulent.

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And now for the first time
I'm doing something

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that is-- whether you
like it or not,

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it really represents me.

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And maybe that's fucking stupid,
to want to be represented,

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to care-- I don't care.

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Not that.
But I don't want to be--

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you know,
think what you think about me.

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Hate me or like me,
just don't misunderstand me.

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That's it.

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Hello.

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I love those rare pure moments
in between action and cut,

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but everything else
was fucking misery to me.

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We talk about it being
this creative expression,

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and really you're just
a fucking puppet.

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You're this dumb fucking doll

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that wears what someone else
tells you to wear,

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stands where someone else
tells you to stand,

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says what somebody else
tells you to say.

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That's not expression.
That's not creativity.

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And I have more to offer
than that.

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My purpose on this earth
is not to interpret

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somebody else's words
or to try and capture

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a moment for somebody else.

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It's to bring
what is inside me out.

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Everybody in life
has at one point said,

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"I don't like my job.

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I don't like who I am.

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I don't like the people
that are around me.

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I want something better for myself,"
that "I have a dream."

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I think everyone's about that
at some point.

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My dream, my responsibility...

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...is to mess up--

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guys, we're shooting.

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- Hey, Antony?
- Yeah?

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My man, can you get the dogs out
while we do this interview, please?

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I work for Joaquin
essentially as a general assistant.

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I've known him for 15 years.
He's a friend.

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We've made music together.
I've cooked for him. I've cleaned.

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♪ You see, I've been walking backwards ♪

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♪ Up steepest of hills ♪

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♪ The tears can't wash away ♪

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♪ What money could not buy. ♪

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This is where I live
at the moment.

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It is a sober living,

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um, and I am one
of the residents here

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after having a problem
drinking too much.

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Not too much--
well, too much.

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Drinking too much
and getting into trouble.

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Hopefully working on this,
if it's cool with, you know,

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you, Case, and just to kind of
get somebody to assist

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and we can throw him some bread
now and again and stuff.

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I met him
when I played a concert.

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I used to play in a band

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and I played a concert
at the Whisky A Go Go here in Los Angeles.

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We started to become friends
when we both got into motorbikes.

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And you got one as well, and we all started
riding around on motorbikes in New York.

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That was, in a way,
where we sort of, like,

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hit it off as friends.
If you can call it that.

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Smile, dude.
This is going to be fucking great.

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We're going to go to San Francisco.
We definitely need you there.

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We were asked to create

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an evening
at Davies Symphony Hall

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to honor Paul Newman
who had just passed away

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and to raise a lot of money

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for very chronically ill children.

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When did you find out
you were gonna come here?

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It seems like this afternoon,
but it couldn't have been.

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Last night.
Yeah, last night about 10:20

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I got a text from Joaq.

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- I'm playing a hit man?
- Yeah.

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- Bullshit.
- Yeah.

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Are you fucking serious?

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I'm not being typecast
in my fucking theater debut

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when I'm also retiring.

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That's what fucking stup--

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that's fucking stupid.

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There he is!
How are you?

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It's all of us
coming together which is exciting.

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That's a cool thing,
is for-- this is kinda like...

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it's kinda like the dream team.

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I love you.

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- Okay, that's all.
- This is the world--

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that's-- "The World
of Nick Adams" is the piece?

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- Yeah.
- Are you playing Nick, Case?

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He has it much worse.
He never leaves the stage.

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Oh, I see, start there.

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I remember I started saying some lines
and he kinda stops me,

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he whispers at me and he goes,

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"Hey, man, I didn't know

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we were supposed to do it
in an accent."

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"What do you
want to eat, Al?"

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"I don't know--"
Why are you doing an accent?

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I'm not.

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"I don't know. What do you
want to eat, Al--" oh no.

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So I tried to do the scene
and about halfway through it

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he's like, "Dude, you're doing it
in an accent now." I'm like, "I'm not!"

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"I'll have the roast pork tenderloin
with applesauce and mashed potatoes."

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Are you doing an accent?

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No, I'm not.

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I'm fucking stressed
because I just feel the fucking--

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just the fucking obligation
is not on you.

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You don't have the pressure
of fucking hundreds of kids

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that are getting this funding
for this fucking play.

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So that if the performance
isn't received well

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or if I'm not received well,
that it comes back-- that it's bigger than me.

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All you have to deal with is me.

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You don't see me complaining.

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It's like fucking Sean said,

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we're here for the kids.
That's what it's about.

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You're not. You're here for me.
Just help-- just do that.

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Dude, this is the last thing
that I'm doing

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and you're thinking
about yourself as the lead,

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instead of thinking about what this really is,
which is my last moment.

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I wasn't thinking about myself.
I never thought-- it never crossed my mind.

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You're acting
with fucking everybody.

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You get to do a scene
with fucking Hanks.

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You do a scene with fucking--
with Sean.

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You do a scene-- you're gonna
get to stand there when fucking--

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Jack's up there doing his thing.

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And, with all due respect,

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I'm with fucking
Danny De Vito.

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Why did you have him
put it on the card for?

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That's the dinner. You get that at 6:00.
See, it's 10 to 6:00?

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- That clock says 6:00.
- Yeah, it's 10 minutes fast.

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The clock says 6:00.

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Joaquin, how are you, my man?

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Nice to see you again.
Hey, Casey, how are you?

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- What's up? How are you?
- Good to see you.

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Listen, I want to take
this opportunity

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also to give you an exclusive
and just talk a little bit about the fact

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that this will be my last performance
as an actor. I'm not doing films anymore.

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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

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Joaquin Phoenix done with acting?

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Listen, I want to take
this opportunity

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also to give you an exclusive
and just talk a little bit about the fact

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that this will be
my last performance as an actor.

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I'm not doing films anymore.

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That's what he told our Jerry Penacoli.
Joaquin, say it ain't so.

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The phone has been ringing off the hook.
The emails are out of control.

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Sue, "Two Lovers" will be
my last press stuff that I'll do.

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And I'm not acting anymore
and I'm doing this hip-hop record.

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♪ And all the world is green ♪

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♪ So pretend that you owe... ♪

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It's not hard enough to make a transition
and I don't need my fucking brother-in-law

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- making it more difficult.
- If you wanted this to be handled better

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then you should have fucking
talked to your publicist.

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You should have had a press release,
but you don't want to talk to anyone like that

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because you don't want to deal
with any of that fucking bullshit.

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So then don't deal with that bullshit,
but what happens

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is when you walk down a red carpet,

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you have to answer
the fucking questions on your own.

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I didn't know what
you wanted me to say, man.

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This is you, dude.

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I love it, man.

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That's what motherfucking
retirement's about.

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- Playing by our own rules.
- I know, I know.

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Are you ready?

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Fine.
But my shit smells, dude.

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Lar, out!

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What about if they laugh at you?

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I've been laughed at before, man.

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I mean, have you seen
some of the movies I've done?

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Joaquin Phoenix
announced his retirement today.

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Reporter

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Phoenix has announced

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he is retiring
from Hollywood...

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He is a former Oscar nominee
who walked away...

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...may be calling it quits
right in the prime of his career.

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...leaving Tinseltown...

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We're hearing that he's done.

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If you're telling me
"I cannot act anymore," right,

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I think it'd be a shame.
But if you're saying

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"I just don't-- don't send me any scripts.
I just want to be shut off to it,"

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I think that's a mistake,
because I think it is something--

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Yeah, of course, but within reason.
Yeah, no. You know.

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So there's, um...

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what?

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The one that's--
♪ There goes fame like a train ♪

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♪ Speeding faster than bullets,
everybody's moving back ♪

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♪ Arms flying up on some "no sir,"
backs is breaking ♪

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♪ And times were tinkered,
we'll all go drinking ♪

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♪ Time to go away
when the workers streaking-- ♪

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Reference to retiring.

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♪ Nobody else had the guts
to stand up and not give a fuck ♪

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♪ And walk out
on all that love... ♪

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That one's better than the first one.

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♪ It's a drug,
this whole fame game ♪

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♪ Gonna plug your lame shit
on sofas with David Letterman ♪

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♪ Worse yet, Jaybird get to singing you
to welcome death ♪

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♪ But you see, the fucking thing is
I'm gonna get up ♪

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♪ And dust myself off again ♪

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♪ You can do this, Joaquin,
with the help of your fans ♪

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♪ With the help of your fans. ♪

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So I started with this piano...

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This'll be how the bass...

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00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,523
♪ Take it all, kid,
don't you wanna get rich? ♪

241
00:13:44,684 --> 00:13:47,443
♪ Your mother got a stage,
now get your ass up on there, kid ♪

242
00:13:47,604 --> 00:13:49,563
♪ If you wanna make the crew
happier than shit ♪

243
00:13:49,724 --> 00:13:52,643
♪ Then you'll shut her ass up,
you little son of a bitch. ♪

244
00:13:52,804 --> 00:13:54,884
Hey, Tom, it's Nic.

245
00:13:55,045 --> 00:13:57,924
Uh, yeah, I'm calling about
coming in tonight with J.P.

246
00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:01,324
Yep.

247
00:14:01,485 --> 00:14:04,923
And do you have a mike
if he wants to perform?

248
00:14:19,485 --> 00:14:21,925
You got the home boy
Joaquin Phoenix

249
00:14:22,085 --> 00:14:24,525
about to kick some rap
for you all one time.

250
00:14:24,685 --> 00:14:26,725
Let's go, brother.

251
00:14:58,047 --> 00:15:00,126
- I liked it.
- Thanks, man.

252
00:15:00,287 --> 00:15:01,726
I thought,
"So fuck them," right?

253
00:15:01,887 --> 00:15:03,886
And J.P.--
oh, Joaquin Phoenix

254
00:15:04,047 --> 00:15:06,846
or Johnny Cash,
whatever the fuck his name is.

255
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,846
I made it to the point
in my career

256
00:15:09,007 --> 00:15:11,526
where I didn't have to, like,
impress or show people.

257
00:15:11,688 --> 00:15:13,727
They just knew and I think
I grew comfortable in that

258
00:15:13,888 --> 00:15:16,166
and I thought that
I could just, like,

259
00:15:16,328 --> 00:15:18,367
jump into this and have
the same impact,

260
00:15:18,528 --> 00:15:21,326
but...

261
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:22,927
They weren't seeing it,

262
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,647
but you have to give people time,
you know?

263
00:15:24,808 --> 00:15:26,406
And maybe they were seeing,
you know,

264
00:15:26,568 --> 00:15:29,247
the movie actor
up there rapping and...

265
00:15:29,407 --> 00:15:31,407
But-- but my--

266
00:15:31,568 --> 00:15:33,447
right, but there's nothing about

267
00:15:33,608 --> 00:15:35,367
the fuck-- the lyrics,

268
00:15:35,528 --> 00:15:37,608
there's truth if they just
would have just fucking listened.

269
00:15:37,769 --> 00:15:39,688
♪ Billing be top,
kid be rocking the star ♪

270
00:15:39,848 --> 00:15:42,128
♪ Flash cars and bulbs
taking over his whole fucking yard ♪

271
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:45,008
♪ Times is crazy, mothers be
packing up their babies ♪

272
00:15:45,169 --> 00:15:47,807
♪ Papa'd be Swayze, lit up on
some Johnny Blaze shit ♪

273
00:15:47,968 --> 00:15:50,288
♪ Billy Crudup got the stage shit,
I never try to play this ♪

274
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,768
♪ All I ever needed was a band
of people screaming ♪

275
00:15:52,929 --> 00:15:55,208
♪ Calling out from their cars
and their windows, what they're staring ♪

276
00:15:55,369 --> 00:15:57,728
♪ And peering in to get a creep
at this crazy motherfucker ♪

277
00:15:57,889 --> 00:16:00,208
♪ Tearing up the screen
and always paparazzi ducking ♪

278
00:16:00,369 --> 00:16:02,408
- ♪ Stepped away from the light, it wasn't right-- ♪
- Yeah yeah.

279
00:16:02,569 --> 00:16:04,688
♪ Took the bull by the horns,
I ain't gonna give up the fight ♪

280
00:16:04,849 --> 00:16:07,568
♪ Tonight's my night
and any motherfucker that wanna be-- ♪

281
00:16:07,729 --> 00:16:09,409
- No no, I changed it.
- That was great.

282
00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:11,329
- That was great.
- No, I don't need you.

283
00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:13,889
- No, I mean, but it was--
- I know, but what I'm saying is

284
00:16:14,050 --> 00:16:16,608
if you listen-- that's what I'm saying,
your reaction, "It was great,"

285
00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:18,689
you felt it. They didn't,

286
00:16:18,850 --> 00:16:21,409
because they were
preconceived.

287
00:16:21,570 --> 00:16:23,809
I feel like this is
out of my control now.

288
00:16:23,970 --> 00:16:25,609
Like, who's fucking
producing this shit?

289
00:16:25,771 --> 00:16:27,969
I don't know where
the-- I need a--

290
00:16:28,130 --> 00:16:30,849
a producer who can fucking explode
the fucking eggshell away

291
00:16:31,010 --> 00:16:32,769
and let the album
start its life.

292
00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:34,530
So, Dre.

293
00:16:34,690 --> 00:16:36,010
Dre?

294
00:16:36,171 --> 00:16:39,010
I mean, he's like
one of the best out there.

295
00:16:39,171 --> 00:16:41,090
Dude, I'm saying
if Dre fucking--

296
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,170
- Dre's gonna be into it.
- Okay.

297
00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:44,650
But then it's just a Dre album.

298
00:16:44,811 --> 00:16:46,450
I don't know.
D'you know what I mean?

299
00:16:46,611 --> 00:16:48,970
What about-- what about, what about,
what about Rick Rubin?

300
00:16:49,131 --> 00:16:52,690
So the bad news is Rick Rubin
and Dr. Dre are both booked.

301
00:16:52,851 --> 00:16:54,930
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

302
00:16:55,091 --> 00:16:57,650
- Um, all right.
- But the good news is

303
00:16:57,811 --> 00:17:00,530
- that it looks like P Diddy might be available.
- Oh, no way.

304
00:17:00,692 --> 00:17:02,690
So I've got a call
into his people right now,

305
00:17:02,851 --> 00:17:04,651
but I just wanted to touch base
before I went any further.

306
00:17:04,812 --> 00:17:07,411
You know, all you can do
is do something for yourself,

307
00:17:07,572 --> 00:17:08,771
believe in it, love it

308
00:17:08,932 --> 00:17:10,931
and then fucking put it out
in their world

309
00:17:11,092 --> 00:17:13,090
and hope
that people like it--

310
00:17:13,252 --> 00:17:14,451
love it.

311
00:17:14,612 --> 00:17:17,491
I just talked to Carline
at Bad Boy.

312
00:17:17,652 --> 00:17:19,971
Yep, so he'll meet with him?

313
00:17:20,132 --> 00:17:22,691
Diddy's going to be
in New York this weekend,

314
00:17:22,852 --> 00:17:25,571
so we can-- and he wants
to meet with you.

315
00:17:25,732 --> 00:17:27,491
Well, I'm just gonna
let him know

316
00:17:27,652 --> 00:17:30,531
that we'll know sometime
between Friday and Sunday.

317
00:17:30,692 --> 00:17:32,772
It might just be last minute.
You might get there

318
00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:35,252
Thursday night
and Friday I might get a call

319
00:17:35,413 --> 00:17:36,932
and you might have
to see him Friday.

320
00:17:37,092 --> 00:17:39,732
No, I understand.
We'll just be there.

321
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,212
Hopefully we can get
them two together

322
00:17:42,373 --> 00:17:45,132
and get them to meet up,
but I'm not promising anything.

323
00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:49,253
- So I go to fucking New York--
- And we wait for her to give us a call.

324
00:17:49,414 --> 00:17:50,893
It's like--

325
00:17:51,054 --> 00:17:54,213
we'll make it work
whenever Diddy's available.

326
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:56,052
This is fucking ridiculous.

327
00:17:56,214 --> 00:17:57,812
Good?

328
00:17:57,973 --> 00:17:59,813
It's good.

329
00:17:59,974 --> 00:18:01,652
♪ New York, New York,
it's the captain speaking ♪

330
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,213
♪ Buckle up, sit tight,
we about to kick the streets in ♪

331
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,213
♪ Start from scratch,
no, it ain't a thing, man ♪

332
00:18:06,374 --> 00:18:08,653
♪ I come with Diddy and I keep
on creeping creeping ♪

333
00:18:08,814 --> 00:18:10,693
♪ Creeping. ♪

334
00:18:10,854 --> 00:18:12,493
So is this true?

335
00:18:12,654 --> 00:18:14,374
You're done?
You're just--

336
00:18:14,534 --> 00:18:16,134
you're going straight
for the music?

337
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:18,373
- Yeah.
- Wow.

338
00:18:18,534 --> 00:18:20,014
Yeah, I really want it
to be like

339
00:18:20,174 --> 00:18:22,933
a hip-hop "Bohemian Rhapsody"
kind of thing, you know?

340
00:18:23,095 --> 00:18:24,934
I'm wanting it to be epic.

341
00:18:25,094 --> 00:18:28,054
Epic is good.
Epic is--

342
00:18:28,215 --> 00:18:29,574
it's good.

343
00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:31,494
Epic is--

344
00:18:31,655 --> 00:18:33,254
epic is epic.

345
00:18:35,175 --> 00:18:36,974
Too big to burn up
in our atmosphere,

346
00:18:37,135 --> 00:18:40,494
these pieces of ice and rocks
come hurtling down

347
00:18:40,655 --> 00:18:43,175
on an unsuspecting metropolis.

348
00:18:43,335 --> 00:18:45,814
Well, it's Sunday afternoon
and I haven't heard nothing.

349
00:18:45,975 --> 00:18:48,255
Can you just call them
and find out what's going on?

350
00:18:58,416 --> 00:19:00,495
Do the snow angel, dude.
I can beat you.

351
00:19:00,656 --> 00:19:03,175
Do the snow angel.
Do the fucking snow angel.

352
00:19:03,337 --> 00:19:05,335
Dude, do the fucking
snow angel.

353
00:19:05,496 --> 00:19:09,135
Do the snow angel, Lar.
Do the fucking snow angel, dude.

354
00:19:09,296 --> 00:19:11,495
Do the fucking snow angel.

355
00:19:11,657 --> 00:19:13,896
Dude, do it.
Look at mine.

356
00:19:14,056 --> 00:19:16,296
Look at mine.
Look at mine, dude.

357
00:19:16,457 --> 00:19:17,775
- That's bad.
- Huh?

358
00:19:17,937 --> 00:19:19,896
You're fine.
Dude, you only have wings!

359
00:19:20,057 --> 00:19:22,536
His angel doesn't have fucking legs.

360
00:19:23,817 --> 00:19:25,416
Look, you don't have
any leg--

361
00:19:25,577 --> 00:19:27,016
- I don't think you have balls.
- That's a funny bit.

362
00:19:27,177 --> 00:19:29,576
You know, the big YouTube video
is just a little midget--

363
00:19:29,737 --> 00:19:33,256
a little midget Indian being like--

364
00:19:33,417 --> 00:19:35,977
They think everything is funny.

365
00:19:36,137 --> 00:19:38,056
Have you seen their shows?

366
00:19:38,217 --> 00:19:39,576
And they got-- there's one--

367
00:19:39,737 --> 00:19:42,097
I wish I could remember
what the fucking song was.

368
00:19:42,258 --> 00:19:43,976
It's fucking genius.

369
00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:48,457
I can't-- it's so funny.

370
00:19:48,617 --> 00:19:50,417
And the thing is they think
they're funny

371
00:19:50,578 --> 00:19:52,377
and they don't even
hear how they sound.

372
00:19:52,538 --> 00:19:54,377
You know, the accent sounds
normal to them.

373
00:19:54,538 --> 00:19:57,737
And the clothes look normal.
They still think it's funny.

374
00:19:57,898 --> 00:20:00,977
It's doubly funny for us.

375
00:20:01,138 --> 00:20:02,937
Whoo!

376
00:20:03,099 --> 00:20:05,338
Whoo.

377
00:20:05,498 --> 00:20:06,737
Freeze-frame.

378
00:20:09,419 --> 00:20:11,058
Ahh-- ow ow!

379
00:20:11,219 --> 00:20:12,938
- You faggot! Busted.
- Ow ow ow!

380
00:20:13,099 --> 00:20:14,778
- You're a fucking--
- Ow, fuck!

381
00:20:14,939 --> 00:20:16,938
Running around
like a fucking idiot, dude.

382
00:20:17,099 --> 00:20:21,099
- You got shit on your face.
- Okay-- ow, fuck! Ow!

383
00:20:21,259 --> 00:20:24,618
Hey, Diddy can't do it now
for a few days, I'm being told.

384
00:20:24,779 --> 00:20:27,058
I don't know, they said maybe
we could try for Saturday morning.

385
00:20:27,219 --> 00:20:29,818
I don't know. I don't know
if it's going to happen this weekend.

386
00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,818
I'm sorry. I wish I had
better news for you.

387
00:20:31,979 --> 00:20:33,259
I want to be triumphant, man.

388
00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:35,419
I want to be like--

389
00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:38,699
♪ And I got the blues once again
like an old fool ♪

390
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:40,859
♪ And then I jump down
and jump back up ♪

391
00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:42,779
♪ And broke all the rules ♪

392
00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:45,099
♪ I couldn't say yes anymore
to their games ♪

393
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:48,779
♪ I had to say no even if
it costs me my sane-ity. ♪

394
00:20:48,941 --> 00:20:52,500
What the fuck is going on?
Who the fuck acts like this?

395
00:20:52,661 --> 00:20:55,100
I think he thinks
you aren't serious now.

396
00:20:55,261 --> 00:20:56,860
- Why?
- I haven't read it,

397
00:20:57,021 --> 00:20:59,380
but I know there's something
"Entertainment Weekly" just printed

398
00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:02,100
saying you aren't really quitting
and it's a hoax.

399
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:06,220
They said they had an anonymous source--
someone close to you.

400
00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:09,900
I don't know too much
about all the details,

401
00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:12,700
but, man, he got a phone call
and that was it.

402
00:21:12,861 --> 00:21:15,180
It says in quotations,
"He said, 'It's a put on.

403
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:17,341
I'm going to pretend to have a meltdown
and change careers

404
00:21:17,501 --> 00:21:19,101
and Casey's going to film it,'

405
00:21:19,262 --> 00:21:21,941
says one source who recently
worked with Phoenix."

406
00:21:22,102 --> 00:21:25,261
Can you tell me who the sources are
for the magazine?

407
00:21:25,422 --> 00:21:27,741
Dude, no.

408
00:21:27,902 --> 00:21:29,261
- You can't tell me?
- No.

409
00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:30,701
- Do you know who they are?
- Yes.

410
00:21:30,862 --> 00:21:32,621
- You do know?
- Yes.

411
00:21:32,782 --> 00:21:34,701
People aren't going
to recognize this art

412
00:21:34,862 --> 00:21:37,581
because of their own stupid,
you know, preconceptions.

413
00:21:37,742 --> 00:21:41,501
I mean, is it that your dream
is unattainable

414
00:21:41,662 --> 00:21:45,621
or is it that you had
the wrong dream?

415
00:21:50,263 --> 00:21:51,822
This bitch is getting a storm.

416
00:21:51,983 --> 00:21:53,902
She did not even know
a fucking storm was coming.

417
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:56,622
I'm going to fuck
her fucking face.

418
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,702
She has no fucking idea.

419
00:21:58,863 --> 00:22:01,102
Hey, honey,
my name's Antony.

420
00:22:01,263 --> 00:22:03,382
I was looking
for a little bit of company.

421
00:22:03,543 --> 00:22:07,022
Oooh, sit.

422
00:22:07,183 --> 00:22:08,782
I want to smell her butthole.

423
00:22:08,943 --> 00:22:11,662
Dude, if you do nothing else for me,
let me smell a girl's butthole,

424
00:22:11,823 --> 00:22:14,103
you fucking asshole.
No, you can't call.

425
00:22:14,264 --> 00:22:15,822
You're a fucking idiot, dude.

426
00:22:15,984 --> 00:22:17,982
Why are you hovering over me?

427
00:22:18,143 --> 00:22:20,663
Oh, Brooke--
Brooke, Brooke.

428
00:22:20,824 --> 00:22:24,063
Oh sad.
Look at this.

429
00:22:24,224 --> 00:22:25,583
Oh, Leila, you dirty--

430
00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:28,384
Leila, you dirty
fucking little bitch.

431
00:22:28,544 --> 00:22:31,823
Leila, you dirty little
fucking bitch.

432
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:35,224
Oh, Leila, you fucking
have no idea.

433
00:22:35,385 --> 00:22:37,783
Yes, I was calling for Tiffany.

434
00:22:37,945 --> 00:22:41,743
So two girls for six?

435
00:22:43,145 --> 00:22:44,144
Okay.

436
00:22:49,945 --> 00:22:51,664
Shut your fucking mouth.

437
00:22:51,825 --> 00:22:54,305
You didn't score it.
I scored it and I stashed it.

438
00:22:54,465 --> 00:22:56,264
You fucking idiot.
You've done nothing for me.

439
00:23:01,026 --> 00:23:02,424
Oh shit, oh shit.

440
00:23:02,585 --> 00:23:04,305
Dude, who was the nigger
in charge over here?

441
00:23:04,465 --> 00:23:06,544
- Who was the nigger--
- Just that little bit?

442
00:23:06,705 --> 00:23:08,505
Don't look at it.
No, bitch, I got a whole lot.

443
00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:10,305
You know what?
I already have to shit.

444
00:23:10,466 --> 00:23:12,625
So why don't you go fucking lay down
and assume the position,

445
00:23:12,786 --> 00:23:15,505
since you're going to be the one
that's the receptacle of my doo-doo?

446
00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:18,705
You're going to look back in years on this,
when you're old and your kids see this

447
00:23:18,866 --> 00:23:20,865
and you're going to be
so fucking ashamed of yourself

448
00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:23,185
because of the opportunities
that were provided with fun

449
00:23:23,346 --> 00:23:25,585
literally just to fucking hang out,
the fun that we have

450
00:23:25,746 --> 00:23:28,225
and you fucked it up because
you're-- an idiot.

451
00:23:28,386 --> 00:23:31,385
♪ When I dream ♪

452
00:23:31,547 --> 00:23:33,466
♪ I dream of you ♪

453
00:23:37,587 --> 00:23:41,106
♪ And if I'm wrong,
we'll know it's true ♪

454
00:23:44,627 --> 00:23:48,426
♪ It takes more than sacrifice
to keep love-- ♪

455
00:23:52,787 --> 00:23:55,506
♪ It disappears
just like the dew... ♪

456
00:23:55,667 --> 00:23:57,667
♪ Dew-www ♪

457
00:24:16,869 --> 00:24:25,348
♪ Well, there's cool water
in you ♪

458
00:24:25,509 --> 00:24:27,508
♪ Well, you know
that there's ♪

459
00:24:27,669 --> 00:24:31,827
♪ Cool water in you ♪

460
00:24:31,989 --> 00:24:35,148
♪ You know there's ♪

461
00:24:35,309 --> 00:24:39,548
♪ Cool water in you ♪

462
00:24:41,669 --> 00:24:45,068
♪ Well, there's cool water ♪

463
00:24:46,949 --> 00:24:51,549
♪ In you-oo-oo. ♪

464
00:24:54,310 --> 00:24:56,469
You know how many times
I've stood at this fucking window,

465
00:24:56,630 --> 00:24:58,349
like, waiting for hookers,
just staring?

466
00:24:58,510 --> 00:25:00,829
Imagining what their little buttholes
are gonna smell like?

467
00:25:02,870 --> 00:25:04,389
- Answer it.
- It's the girls.

468
00:25:04,550 --> 00:25:06,629
- Yeah.
- Here you go.

469
00:25:09,030 --> 00:25:11,229
Hello? Hello?

470
00:25:11,390 --> 00:25:13,910
Hi hi.

471
00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,750
Oh, 11M.

472
00:25:17,910 --> 00:25:19,670
Okay.

473
00:25:21,111 --> 00:25:23,390
Dude, don't film this.
Come on, man.

474
00:25:23,551 --> 00:25:25,190
Ant, come here.

475
00:25:25,351 --> 00:25:27,270
Come here, dude. Show us.
Please come here.

476
00:25:27,431 --> 00:25:30,870
- Show-- show 'em.
- It's a bit shrunken right now.

477
00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:32,510
Holy-- oh my God.

478
00:25:32,671 --> 00:25:34,950
Is that like,
like not even, like, aroused?

479
00:25:35,111 --> 00:25:37,911
- That's not even aroused.
- Dude, how do you guys know?

480
00:25:38,071 --> 00:25:40,310
Well, look at it.
How do you not know?

481
00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:43,391
- Do you have kids? You should.
- But listen--

482
00:25:47,432 --> 00:25:49,311
Yeah.

483
00:25:58,232 --> 00:26:01,431
- Like this.
- Hi, J.P. Carline called.

484
00:26:01,592 --> 00:26:03,751
Puff is not even
in New York City anymore.

485
00:26:03,912 --> 00:26:07,191
I don't know what to say.
I am so so

486
00:26:07,353 --> 00:26:09,351
so so sorry.

487
00:26:09,512 --> 00:26:12,511
But she did say if you wanted
to go to Miami right now

488
00:26:12,673 --> 00:26:15,032
she promises
he'll have time for you.

489
00:26:15,193 --> 00:26:17,352
Yeah, just tell him we're in.
I'm gonna get the fucking CD prepped.

490
00:26:17,513 --> 00:26:20,312
We're getting to the hotel.
I gotta take a shower and shit.

491
00:26:20,473 --> 00:26:23,713
And then we'll be there at 7:00.
It's like 4:30 now. Don't fucking worry.

492
00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:24,992
We have the nightclub right here, LIV.

493
00:26:25,153 --> 00:26:27,232
- If you guys want we'll get a table.
- How's the pussy?

494
00:26:27,393 --> 00:26:29,912
You obviously haven't seen the club.
It's the sickest club in the world.

495
00:26:30,073 --> 00:26:31,353
- Is it?
- It's right here.

496
00:26:31,514 --> 00:26:32,993
I'm supposed to meet
Diddy tonight.

497
00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:36,353
You're kidding me?

498
00:26:53,274 --> 00:26:56,474
Fantastic, man!
Dude, I'm doing a gig here for sure.

499
00:26:56,635 --> 00:26:58,394
7:00.
What time is it?

500
00:26:58,555 --> 00:27:00,954
Where's the other
fucking thing over there?

501
00:27:01,115 --> 00:27:03,034
So I'm gonna go chill at Didd's,

502
00:27:03,195 --> 00:27:05,274
And I don't know what's up.

503
00:27:05,434 --> 00:27:08,554
I don't know if he just wants to chill
and have some drinks, listen to music.

504
00:27:08,715 --> 00:27:10,554
I don't know if he's gonna
play me some tunes.

505
00:27:10,715 --> 00:27:13,354
I'm gonna just try and be receptive
to what goes down.

506
00:27:17,275 --> 00:27:19,314
This is a good night.
I'm fucking feeling it.

507
00:27:24,795 --> 00:27:28,195
Man, I can't fucking believe it.

508
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:30,715
Um, shit, this is
fucking embarrassing.

509
00:27:30,876 --> 00:27:33,115
I literally don't know what to say.
Do I say Diddy?

510
00:27:33,275 --> 00:27:35,395
- How you doing?
- Good day, man. How's it going?

511
00:27:35,556 --> 00:27:37,435
- Good.
- Phoenix--

512
00:27:37,596 --> 00:27:39,555
Joaquin Phoenix
to see Diddy.

513
00:27:39,717 --> 00:27:41,476
- To see who?
- Diddy.

514
00:27:41,637 --> 00:27:43,435
Mr. Combs.
Sean.

515
00:27:43,596 --> 00:27:45,835
This is it.
Dude, we're late, all right?

516
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:48,316
Press that thing.

517
00:27:48,477 --> 00:27:50,076
- Did you press it?
- Yeah.

518
00:27:53,117 --> 00:27:55,276
Hey!
Oh shit.

519
00:27:55,437 --> 00:27:58,556
- Combs residence.
- Hey, this is Joaquin Phoenix.

520
00:27:58,717 --> 00:28:01,276
J.P. And I see a car coming out.
We're a little late.

521
00:28:01,437 --> 00:28:04,716
Yeah, he said he waited here for 30 minutes.
He couldn't wait any longer.

522
00:28:04,877 --> 00:28:07,116
- He just left actually.
- Oh shit, this is him now.

523
00:28:07,278 --> 00:28:08,956
You wanna try him
on his cell phone?

524
00:28:09,117 --> 00:28:10,756
Yeah, I'm gonna-- I'll call him.

525
00:28:10,917 --> 00:28:12,477
Okay, back up.
Fucking back up.

526
00:28:12,637 --> 00:28:15,037
All right, dude, we're gonna back up.
Let-- is this him?

527
00:28:15,198 --> 00:28:17,637
Oh Jesus.
This is so fucking embarrassing.

528
00:28:19,078 --> 00:28:20,476
Back up, back up.

529
00:28:21,958 --> 00:28:24,156
Oh shit, oh fuck.

530
00:28:24,318 --> 00:28:27,077
Hi, Carrin-- Carleena?

531
00:28:27,238 --> 00:28:29,197
Hi, this is Joaquin.

532
00:28:29,358 --> 00:28:33,157
Yeah, I was supposed
to meet, um--

533
00:28:33,318 --> 00:28:35,357
uh, come over
and meet Diddy just now.

534
00:28:35,519 --> 00:28:38,317
And we were late
because the hotel...

535
00:28:40,159 --> 00:28:42,918
I just pulled up and there were
cars pulling out.

536
00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:48,838
I'm leaving tomorrow morning.
Well, please

537
00:28:48,998 --> 00:28:51,037
tell Mr. Combs I'm very sorry

538
00:28:51,199 --> 00:28:53,998
and I hope
to talk to him soon.

539
00:28:54,159 --> 00:28:56,838
Oh shit.

540
00:28:56,999 --> 00:28:58,798
I just sent Puff a text.

541
00:28:58,959 --> 00:29:00,718
- What was it?
- I just said, "You tell me,

542
00:29:00,879 --> 00:29:02,478
I'll be there
wherever you want, sir."

543
00:29:02,639 --> 00:29:04,798
Oh my God.

544
00:29:04,959 --> 00:29:08,959
"I can meet you
in room 1416."

545
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,559
I'm not gonna fucking
freestyle, dude.

546
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,479
That's why
I wanted the iPod.

547
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,879
Dude, please, if you can't take this seriously--

548
00:29:15,039 --> 00:29:16,759
just chill.

549
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,199
I think you should knock again.

550
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,720
Shut up!

551
00:29:31,881 --> 00:29:33,640
Knock again.

552
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:39,640
Hey, man,
it's Joa-- Joaquin.

553
00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:45,640
- All right.
- What's up?

554
00:29:45,801 --> 00:29:47,680
What's up, dude?
Hey, man.

555
00:29:56,842 --> 00:29:59,120
You were supposed to meet me
at my house like an hour ago.

556
00:29:59,282 --> 00:30:02,401
I'm sorry, dude.
We got-- this is my friend Larry.

557
00:30:04,001 --> 00:30:06,281
- Who's good, man?
- What's up, man?

558
00:30:08,162 --> 00:30:10,881
- Shit.
- What's the name of that movie you just did?

559
00:30:11,042 --> 00:30:12,681
Uh, "Jesse James."

560
00:30:12,842 --> 00:30:15,041
No, not that one.
The hot one.

561
00:30:15,202 --> 00:30:17,521
"Jesse James" was kinda wack.
What was the other one?

562
00:30:17,682 --> 00:30:20,562
- "Gone Baby Gone."
- That was the shit right there.

563
00:30:20,723 --> 00:30:22,602
What's up?
Whatch'all doing?

564
00:30:22,763 --> 00:30:25,922
Obviously you had great success
in fucking film and music.

565
00:30:26,082 --> 00:30:29,801
And what I want it
is to be something...

566
00:30:29,962 --> 00:30:31,922
whew!

567
00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:35,202
Do you have money though?
Do you have money to do this?

568
00:30:35,363 --> 00:30:37,202
Like how much?

569
00:30:37,363 --> 00:30:39,362
I mean, I have a little studio,
do you know?

570
00:30:39,523 --> 00:30:41,442
Like in my-- I have a garage.
I got Pro Tools set up.

571
00:30:41,603 --> 00:30:43,842
See, that's the motherfucking problem.
When people try to do things,

572
00:30:44,003 --> 00:30:46,923
they don't do it the way
they do it for their own industries.

573
00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:50,282
When you go make a movie, you don't go--
you got money to make a movie, right?

574
00:30:50,444 --> 00:30:54,523
See, you can't be-- you can't come
into this shit disrespectfully.

575
00:30:54,684 --> 00:30:57,003
Because when I want to make a movie,
I'm gonna come with some money.

576
00:30:57,164 --> 00:30:59,203
Oh right. No, I don't--
I don't-- that's the thing--

577
00:30:59,364 --> 00:31:01,283
- Do you have money to do this?
- I'm coming from a pure--

578
00:31:01,444 --> 00:31:04,683
I'm coming from-- what I want it to be
is like a place of true exploration.

579
00:31:04,844 --> 00:31:06,883
Can you do that in acting?

580
00:31:07,044 --> 00:31:08,963
Well, I do.
That's the thing, as an actor

581
00:31:09,125 --> 00:31:11,243
you're shielded--
it's a different-- you know--

582
00:31:11,404 --> 00:31:12,883
I mean, you know this.
Christ.

583
00:31:13,044 --> 00:31:14,283
No, that's not how they do
the thing-- lights, right?

584
00:31:14,445 --> 00:31:16,804
- Lights, motherfucker, lights.
- Yes, how much?

585
00:31:16,964 --> 00:31:18,243
- Craft services.
- Yeah, that costs a lot.

586
00:31:18,405 --> 00:31:19,924
Trailers.

587
00:31:20,085 --> 00:31:22,004
Makeup, hair, D.P.

588
00:31:22,165 --> 00:31:23,924
- That's a good point. I get it.
- Gaffers.

589
00:31:24,085 --> 00:31:26,124
Same thing--
studio, engineer...

590
00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:27,564
- I got it.
- ...me.

591
00:31:29,165 --> 00:31:31,085
- Well-- yeah, you.
- Me.

592
00:31:31,245 --> 00:31:33,444
- The speakers.
- I get it.

593
00:31:33,605 --> 00:31:34,925
Do you have any money?

594
00:31:35,085 --> 00:31:37,284
Um, well,
how much you need?

595
00:31:37,445 --> 00:31:39,685
How much you got?

596
00:31:42,485 --> 00:31:44,365
I'm excited to hear
this stuff though.

597
00:31:44,526 --> 00:31:46,884
I want to hear if you're really getting busy
or you're playing around.

598
00:31:47,046 --> 00:31:48,405
- You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah. I'm ready.

599
00:31:48,566 --> 00:31:50,725
- We're ready.
- Pleasure to meet you.

600
00:31:50,886 --> 00:31:52,325
You too.
All right, well, look,

601
00:31:52,485 --> 00:31:55,205
I have Carline's numbers,
so then

602
00:31:55,366 --> 00:31:57,605
- you'll let me know when you're in L.A.?
- Yeah.

603
00:31:57,766 --> 00:32:00,645
- I'll be there in a couple of days.
- Okay. Larry, get up.

604
00:32:12,727 --> 00:32:15,046
My album is out.
It's called "Intuition."

605
00:32:15,207 --> 00:32:18,326
It's the

606
00:32:18,487 --> 00:32:21,806
My last name is Foxx,
my first name is Jamie.

607
00:32:21,967 --> 00:32:24,806
My middle name
is Motherfucking.

608
00:32:25,808 --> 00:32:28,807
When you see me out--
when you see me out, just say,

609
00:32:28,967 --> 00:32:31,366
"There goes
Jamie Motherfucking Foxx."

610
00:32:31,528 --> 00:32:33,966
What?
Jamie Motherfucking Foxx.

611
00:32:34,128 --> 00:32:36,487
- Say it-- Jamie Motherfucking Foxx.
- Jamie Motherfucking Foxx.

612
00:32:36,647 --> 00:32:38,607
- Say it--
- Jamie Motherfucking Foxx.

613
00:32:38,768 --> 00:32:42,327
Joaquin Motherfucking Phoenix.

614
00:32:42,488 --> 00:32:45,127
Joaquin
Motherfucking Phoenix.

615
00:32:45,287 --> 00:32:47,527
Joaquin Motherfucking
Phoenix.

616
00:33:32,170 --> 00:33:34,569
I'm not getting my dick out
for these two.

617
00:33:44,651 --> 00:33:48,169
It's Joaquin to talk to Patrick.

618
00:33:48,331 --> 00:33:50,930
I need to talk to him now
because Ben Stiller's at my house.

619
00:33:51,931 --> 00:33:54,490
Dude, what the fuck?
I mean, I told you that I--

620
00:33:54,651 --> 00:33:57,130
this-- I'm not gonna
do the-- dude!

621
00:33:57,290 --> 00:33:59,370
First of all, I retired.

622
00:33:59,531 --> 00:34:01,770
All right, dude, let me
clean up the fucking mess.

623
00:34:01,931 --> 00:34:04,010
I'm gonna try not to make us
all look like assholes,

624
00:34:04,171 --> 00:34:06,290
especially you for putting me
in the situation.

625
00:34:09,291 --> 00:34:11,651
Good to see you, dude.

626
00:34:19,452 --> 00:34:20,851
Why would I want to do this?

627
00:34:21,012 --> 00:34:24,011
Um, just 'cause...
you know, I--

628
00:34:24,171 --> 00:34:25,931
I don't know.
I just feel like it's-- you know.

629
00:34:26,091 --> 00:34:27,411
I love the relationship
in there

630
00:34:27,572 --> 00:34:28,891
- and I just thought the--
- Ours?

631
00:34:29,052 --> 00:34:30,731
- Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah.
- Or our characters?

632
00:34:30,892 --> 00:34:33,451
What is the character?

633
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,331
- Ivan. You-- Ivan.
- Ivan?

634
00:34:36,493 --> 00:34:39,131
So you didn't--
you haven't read it yet?

635
00:34:39,292 --> 00:34:41,451
Well, we--
Larry was telling me about it.

636
00:34:41,612 --> 00:34:43,571
But I-- didn't you say
I was Greenberg?

637
00:34:43,733 --> 00:34:46,452
- Who's Greenberg?
- I am Greenberg.

638
00:34:46,613 --> 00:34:48,171
Oh great!

639
00:34:48,332 --> 00:34:50,492
Thanks, Lar.

640
00:34:50,652 --> 00:34:52,571
You're Greenberg.
Okay, my bad.

641
00:34:52,733 --> 00:34:54,172
Oh, I see.
Oh shit.

642
00:34:54,333 --> 00:34:56,212
And I was complaining
about that character.

643
00:34:56,373 --> 00:34:57,972
I was like-- okay.

644
00:34:58,133 --> 00:35:00,412
No, so I'm Ivan-- er, I mean not--
I'm not gonna do--

645
00:35:00,573 --> 00:35:02,492
I don't want it to be--
I don't want this to be weird at all

646
00:35:02,653 --> 00:35:04,053
or anything 'cause,
you know.

647
00:35:04,214 --> 00:35:06,653
Ben, I've been with you
in fucking meetings before.

648
00:35:06,814 --> 00:35:09,653
- This is not how you talk and you're acting all--
- No.

649
00:35:09,814 --> 00:35:12,013
These guys have seen the worst of me,
they've seen the best.

650
00:35:12,173 --> 00:35:14,893
- They've seen the honest me.
- I'm not trying to act any way.

651
00:35:15,053 --> 00:35:17,453
- I'm honestly not trying to act any way.
- You were doing Ben Stiller.

652
00:35:17,614 --> 00:35:19,293
- No, I'm not! Dude, this is who I am.
- You are.

653
00:35:19,453 --> 00:35:20,973
- That's who you are?
- Yeah.

654
00:35:21,134 --> 00:35:23,253
I'm-- what do I have to do,
put like a shirt on my head

655
00:35:23,414 --> 00:35:24,733
and act weird?
I'm not try--

656
00:35:24,894 --> 00:35:27,374
I'm trying to act weird?
Dude, all the time--

657
00:35:27,534 --> 00:35:30,893
you're doing a movie where
it's like a fucking cat will be in a full-body cast.

658
00:35:31,054 --> 00:35:32,813
That kind of humor.
Who gives a shit?

659
00:35:32,975 --> 00:35:34,813
Like how is that fucking funny?

660
00:35:34,974 --> 00:35:37,614
That a fucking cat breaks
all of its goddamned bones

661
00:35:37,775 --> 00:35:39,534
and has to be put in a cast?
That's funny?

662
00:35:41,615 --> 00:35:44,254
- Do you have a tissue?
- It is pretty funny.

663
00:35:44,414 --> 00:35:47,254
- Um, honestly--
- I have a tissue somewhere.

664
00:35:47,415 --> 00:35:49,934
Sorry.
Just-- it's a dog.

665
00:35:50,095 --> 00:35:51,734
It's the dog?

666
00:35:51,895 --> 00:35:55,054
Yeah. Um...

667
00:35:57,136 --> 00:36:00,174
No no, the dog-- he's talking about
"Something About Mary."

668
00:36:05,616 --> 00:36:07,935
I just found out it was--

669
00:36:08,096 --> 00:36:10,815
this-- this house cost more
than I have.

670
00:36:12,376 --> 00:36:14,695
That means if I don't
make any bread,

671
00:36:15,696 --> 00:36:18,615
six months
I lose this joint.

672
00:36:18,776 --> 00:36:21,016
Puff said he was going to call
in a couple of days.

673
00:36:21,176 --> 00:36:23,375
It's been almost three weeks now
and they won't return my calls.

674
00:36:23,536 --> 00:36:25,496
It'll sound desperate
if I keep calling, so...

675
00:36:25,657 --> 00:36:28,136
we're gonna spin this
and make it look

676
00:36:28,296 --> 00:36:31,455
like it was my fault and then they
can have another chance.

677
00:36:31,616 --> 00:36:33,496
I'm just stuck
in the middle here.

678
00:36:33,656 --> 00:36:35,975
At some point
you have to take it from your little nest

679
00:36:36,137 --> 00:36:37,576
and put it in the world,
you know?

680
00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:39,576
You gotta make it real.
That means going through

681
00:36:39,737 --> 00:36:41,496
whatever
fucking door you can open.

682
00:36:41,657 --> 00:36:44,136
I'm actually
trying to figure out what realistically

683
00:36:44,297 --> 00:36:45,977
you'd actually do
as the next step.

684
00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:49,497
So you do Vegas,
then you do like Chicago

685
00:36:49,658 --> 00:36:51,656
- or whatever.
- Do Miami or something.

686
00:36:51,817 --> 00:36:54,137
- And then?
- And then Russia.

687
00:36:55,337 --> 00:36:56,657
How fucking dope.

688
00:37:04,058 --> 00:37:06,697
"The Hollywood Reporter" says
Joaquin Phoenix's musical career

689
00:37:06,858 --> 00:37:08,937
kicks off with an appearance
here in Las Vegas tonight.

690
00:37:09,098 --> 00:37:11,257
Phoenix is trying his hand
at being a rapper

691
00:37:11,418 --> 00:37:14,498
with a CD to be produced by Sean
"Don't call me Diddy" Combs.

692
00:37:14,658 --> 00:37:16,737
After announcing his retirement,
actor Joaquin Phoenix--

693
00:37:16,898 --> 00:37:20,378
former actor that is-- is making
a comeback as a rapper.

694
00:37:20,539 --> 00:37:22,578
Keeping you in the loop,
Las Vegas, the Oscar nominee

695
00:37:22,738 --> 00:37:25,258
picks Vegas for his big rap debut.

696
00:37:25,419 --> 00:37:27,258
He can spend
time up on the back ledge here,

697
00:37:27,418 --> 00:37:29,058
working that entire "T."

698
00:37:29,219 --> 00:37:31,298
Right now we're just waiting for him
to come down do the sound check,

699
00:37:31,459 --> 00:37:34,138
make sure that everything's okay on their end
and we're good to go.

700
00:37:34,299 --> 00:37:36,058
Sound check?
Fuck these bitches.

701
00:37:36,219 --> 00:37:37,978
Piece-of-shit catwalk
for a stage?

702
00:37:38,139 --> 00:37:40,218
And then these cocksuckers
want a fucking free show

703
00:37:40,379 --> 00:37:42,459
so they can just sit in there and watch
sound check? They can suck my dick.

704
00:37:42,620 --> 00:37:45,979
If I forget a lyric
or if I hit a bad note

705
00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:48,859
or my rhythm gets off,
that's on me.

706
00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:51,418
And that's fair.
But why do I have so much pressure

707
00:37:51,580 --> 00:37:53,699
in my fucking life and everyone else
seems to be having fun

708
00:37:53,860 --> 00:37:55,378
and on a free fucking ride?

709
00:38:23,421 --> 00:38:26,740
Can y'all hear me down there?
A.J.!

710
00:38:26,901 --> 00:38:29,340
It's a crazy time
and it's real exciting and shit.

711
00:38:29,501 --> 00:38:31,900
I'm nervous, but I'm glad
to share it with you.

712
00:38:32,061 --> 00:38:34,141
This is our night.
It's not my night, this is our night.

713
00:38:34,302 --> 00:38:36,101
J.P. is all of us.

714
00:38:37,101 --> 00:38:38,821
Peace!

715
00:38:38,982 --> 00:38:41,581
Joaquin Phoenix!

716
00:38:41,741 --> 00:38:43,660
♪ Left up, right up,
spin yourself around ♪

717
00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:45,860
♪ Knees down, chest down,
fucking on the ground ♪

718
00:38:46,022 --> 00:38:47,821
♪ Get up, tits out,
shake 'em all around ♪

719
00:38:47,982 --> 00:38:49,901
♪ Get your ass in the game ♪

720
00:38:50,062 --> 00:38:51,661
♪ Left up, right up,
spin yourself around ♪

721
00:38:51,822 --> 00:38:53,861
♪ Knees down, chest down,
fucking on the ground ♪

722
00:38:54,022 --> 00:38:55,982
♪ Get up, tits out,
shake 'em all around. ♪

723
00:38:57,982 --> 00:39:00,222
- ♪ Can I get a refund? ♪
- ♪ What? ♪

724
00:39:00,383 --> 00:39:03,581
♪ For this life of sin, let me try it again,
lemme hit it, man ♪

725
00:39:03,743 --> 00:39:06,382
♪ I want my money back,
you know I can do better ♪

726
00:39:06,543 --> 00:39:08,781
♪ If the devil let me off,
I swear to God I'm ready. ♪

727
00:39:08,943 --> 00:39:10,942
♪ Pedal to the metal,
heading for the bay ♪

728
00:39:11,102 --> 00:39:13,222
♪ Checking my lines and shit,
just prepping for this play. ♪

729
00:39:13,383 --> 00:39:16,703
"400 gawking tourists
held 400 camera phones

730
00:39:16,863 --> 00:39:19,422
in the air to document
the moment.

731
00:39:19,584 --> 00:39:22,142
Joaquin Phoenix dressed
in literal tatters

732
00:39:22,304 --> 00:39:26,543
looked out at this and must have
- the end.

733
00:39:26,704 --> 00:39:30,302
This is the only explanation
for his amateur pratfall offstage.

734
00:39:30,463 --> 00:39:32,543
We mock our own failures,

735
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:35,423
as firemen burn a ring
around a wildfire

736
00:39:35,584 --> 00:39:39,103
to prevent it from getting
any closer to the places we live."

737
00:39:48,544 --> 00:39:50,623
But I-- whatever.

738
00:39:50,784 --> 00:39:52,904
All in all, pretty good.
I mean, this one here:

739
00:39:53,064 --> 00:39:55,104
crowd pumping their fists.

740
00:39:56,904 --> 00:39:58,344
"The rumor mills are now buzzing

741
00:39:58,505 --> 00:40:00,864
that Joaquin Phoenix's
retirement from acting

742
00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:03,584
and newfound career as a rapper
is all part of an elaborate hoax

743
00:40:03,745 --> 00:40:06,944
that is being documented
by his brother-in-law Casey Affleck.

744
00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:09,184
That doesn't exactly
put the matter to rest.

745
00:40:09,345 --> 00:40:10,944
According to media reports,

746
00:40:11,105 --> 00:40:13,065
Diddy is producing
Phoenix's rap album.

747
00:40:13,225 --> 00:40:16,144
At first his rep said she was
unaware of his involvement,

748
00:40:16,305 --> 00:40:19,785
but later sent ABC News
an email saying,

749
00:40:19,945 --> 00:40:22,665
'I cannot comment on this
at this time."'

750
00:40:45,027 --> 00:40:47,746
Oh shit.
That's so fucking cool.

751
00:41:15,107 --> 00:41:18,226
Good to see you, man.
What's up?

752
00:41:18,387 --> 00:41:20,707
How's it going? Sit down.
You want some water or something?

753
00:41:20,868 --> 00:41:23,027
Actually yeah. I wanted to talk to you
the last time we were together.

754
00:41:23,188 --> 00:41:25,387
When we were doing
the Nick Adams show?

755
00:41:25,548 --> 00:41:27,907
But all of a sudden out
of nowhere, I turned

756
00:41:28,068 --> 00:41:30,787
and you're telling this reporter
that you're quitting.

757
00:41:30,949 --> 00:41:33,667
This is it. You're not going to do
any more acting

758
00:41:33,829 --> 00:41:36,227
and that your performances
were over

759
00:41:36,388 --> 00:41:37,508
and that you were going
to get into music?

760
00:41:37,669 --> 00:41:40,228
I opened my mouth
and the fucking words came out.

761
00:41:40,389 --> 00:41:42,667
You know what I mean?
And I didn't expect that.

762
00:41:44,069 --> 00:41:45,908
My music
makes people happy.

763
00:41:46,068 --> 00:41:49,028
You know? And it's not
about whether somebody else likes it

764
00:41:49,189 --> 00:41:51,148
or this person.
I'm not trying to--

765
00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:52,948
you know--
appeal to everyone.

766
00:41:53,109 --> 00:41:54,508
I'm...

767
00:41:56,709 --> 00:41:58,468
You know, it's like...

768
00:42:01,510 --> 00:42:02,749
fuck.

769
00:42:02,910 --> 00:42:04,868
To me...

770
00:42:06,789 --> 00:42:09,069
that's me, that's you.

771
00:42:09,230 --> 00:42:11,308
Drops of water.

772
00:42:11,470 --> 00:42:14,429
And you're on top
of the mountain of success.

773
00:42:14,589 --> 00:42:16,909
But one day you start
sliding down the mountain

774
00:42:17,070 --> 00:42:20,549
and you think, "Wait a minute.
I'm a mountaintop water drop.

775
00:42:20,710 --> 00:42:23,350
I don't belong in this valley,
in this river,

776
00:42:23,510 --> 00:42:26,350
this low, dark ocean
with all these drops of water."

777
00:42:26,511 --> 00:42:27,470
Yeah?

778
00:42:27,630 --> 00:42:29,070
And you feel confused.

779
00:42:29,231 --> 00:42:31,469
Then one day it gets hot

780
00:42:31,630 --> 00:42:33,870
and you slowly
evaporate in the air.

781
00:42:34,031 --> 00:42:35,630
Way up-- higher than
any mountaintop,

782
00:42:35,791 --> 00:42:38,310
all the way to the heavens.

783
00:42:38,470 --> 00:42:40,630
Then you understand
that it was at your lowest

784
00:42:40,790 --> 00:42:42,950
that you were closest to God.

785
00:42:43,111 --> 00:42:45,830
Because life's a journey
that goes around and around

786
00:42:45,992 --> 00:42:47,631
and the end is closest
to the beginning.

787
00:42:47,791 --> 00:42:50,351
So it's change you need,

788
00:42:50,512 --> 00:42:54,110
relish the journey.
Be a drop of running water.

789
00:42:54,271 --> 00:42:56,990
Obey those invisible pulls
on your soul--

790
00:42:57,992 --> 00:43:01,510
gravity,
evaporation, love,

791
00:43:01,672 --> 00:43:03,830
creativity.

792
00:43:03,992 --> 00:43:05,351
It's in the darkest
moments

793
00:43:05,512 --> 00:43:09,111
is when the cracks

794
00:43:09,272 --> 00:43:10,991
allow the inner light to come out.

795
00:43:12,272 --> 00:43:15,551
But the spotlights--

796
00:43:15,712 --> 00:43:18,752
don't let you see
the inner light.

797
00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:26,952
But they're--
part of what it's about

798
00:43:27,113 --> 00:43:29,351
is that's what it is--
is it's actually about revealing.

799
00:43:29,513 --> 00:43:31,352
Yeah.

800
00:43:31,513 --> 00:43:34,072
I don't really care
about things in this world.

801
00:43:34,233 --> 00:43:35,992
You know?
That's not how I am.

802
00:43:36,153 --> 00:43:37,992
To me it's all
fucking illusion.

803
00:43:38,153 --> 00:43:39,873
It's all fear and lust.

804
00:43:40,033 --> 00:43:41,913
What do you fear?
You fear being mediocre.

805
00:43:42,074 --> 00:43:43,433
You know?
You wanna be great.

806
00:43:43,594 --> 00:43:44,992
You want to leave a mark.

807
00:43:45,153 --> 00:43:47,393
I want to leave
something special on earth.

808
00:43:47,554 --> 00:43:50,273
'Cause that's all that matters-- this earth
and what happens on this earth.

809
00:43:50,434 --> 00:43:54,273
"Yes, there are places in the world
where dreams are almost dead.

810
00:43:54,433 --> 00:43:58,833
So please, my child, do keep in mind
before you go to bed

811
00:43:58,994 --> 00:44:02,953
To dream a dream as big
as big could ever dream to be,

812
00:44:03,114 --> 00:44:06,153
Then dream a dream
10 times as big

813
00:44:06,314 --> 00:44:09,153
As that one dream you see.

814
00:44:09,314 --> 00:44:13,154
Then once you've got that dream in mind,
please dream a million more.

815
00:44:13,315 --> 00:44:16,914
And not a million quiet dreams,
a million dreams that roar,

816
00:44:17,074 --> 00:44:20,274
A million dreams
so loud they scream,

817
00:44:20,435 --> 00:44:22,594
So loud they sing and shout!

818
00:44:22,755 --> 00:44:26,114
So super-huge they say,
'Hey, world!

819
00:44:26,275 --> 00:44:28,394
Guess what
I'm dreamin' about.'

820
00:44:28,555 --> 00:44:31,874
I'm dreaming about everything
that no one thought to wonder,

821
00:44:32,035 --> 00:44:35,395
Dreams so big
that they've got dreams

822
00:44:35,556 --> 00:44:37,794
And they got dreams
up under.

823
00:44:37,955 --> 00:44:42,474
And if they say that all your dreams
are too big to come true,

824
00:44:42,636 --> 00:44:45,035
You tell them that I told you,

825
00:44:46,036 --> 00:44:48,795
'That's what dreams
are meant to do!'

826
00:44:49,916 --> 00:44:52,555
They're meant to make you seem
as if you don't know

827
00:44:52,716 --> 00:44:54,475
Up from down,

828
00:44:54,637 --> 00:44:56,556
Because dreams are dreams

829
00:44:56,716 --> 00:44:59,475
And that's why dreams
are worth having around."

830
00:45:06,677 --> 00:45:09,315
Pretty awesome book.

831
00:45:09,476 --> 00:45:11,436
Wait, so you call her
and she says,

832
00:45:11,597 --> 00:45:13,316
"Oh, we're going to the inauguration
and having a ball--"

833
00:45:13,477 --> 00:45:15,116
Maybe after the inauguration
it'd be better.

834
00:45:15,277 --> 00:45:17,156
Did they say that?
Did you ask?

835
00:45:17,317 --> 00:45:18,956
No, because I didn't want to push.
I wanted to find out--

836
00:45:19,117 --> 00:45:21,517
What do you mean push it, dude?
I'm doing him a fucking favor.

837
00:45:23,877 --> 00:45:26,356
I'm sure after the inauguration
we can go in the studio.

838
00:45:26,517 --> 00:45:29,796
What fucking planet
do you fucking live on?

839
00:45:29,957 --> 00:45:32,877
What don't you
fucking understand?

840
00:45:34,597 --> 00:45:36,677
I mean, this is
fucking ridiculous, dude.

841
00:45:36,838 --> 00:45:38,157
No, it's gonna work out.

842
00:45:38,318 --> 00:45:41,317
- As soon--
- I will work it out!

843
00:45:41,478 --> 00:45:42,957
Yes!

844
00:45:45,398 --> 00:45:46,917
What should I tell her?

845
00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:49,797
Just shut the fuck up.

846
00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:52,238
♪ I'm still here
through these years ♪

847
00:45:52,398 --> 00:45:53,998
♪ I don't scare-- ♪

848
00:45:54,159 --> 00:45:57,158
I can't believe this.
Joaquin's watching TV last night

849
00:45:57,318 --> 00:46:00,917
and he saw like Hanks and Diddy
were at the inauguration.

850
00:46:01,079 --> 00:46:03,478
I think he's pretty pissed
Diddy hasn't called.

851
00:46:03,638 --> 00:46:05,798
Suddenly we've got to go
to Washington.

852
00:46:05,958 --> 00:46:07,478
I don't know what we're gonna do
when we get there

853
00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:09,718
'cause we don't have a car,
we don't have a place to stay.

854
00:46:09,879 --> 00:46:11,878
All we got were
one-way tickets.

855
00:46:12,039 --> 00:46:14,158
And nobody even asked him
to host a party at the inauguration.

856
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,759
Not even a vice president party
so he's not happy about that either.

857
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:19,799
How could we not have a car?

858
00:46:19,959 --> 00:46:23,118
What a goddamned
fucking joke this is.

859
00:46:23,279 --> 00:46:24,758
You know, I got up,

860
00:46:24,919 --> 00:46:27,159
I tried to wake up Joaq
to go to the inauguration,

861
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,359
and he wouldn't get up.
He just would not wake up.

862
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,838
So we left him there and then came back
and he was all pissed off

863
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,119
with the once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity

864
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,159
and he missed it.

865
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,439
And now he's freaking out
about not having weed.

866
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:43,439
So things aren't going well
on this leg of the adventure.

867
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,279
...every step of the way.

868
00:46:48,281 --> 00:46:50,279
That's why
Weight Watchers created

869
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,360
the brand new
Momentum program.

870
00:46:52,521 --> 00:46:54,119
Can we call him please?
I beg you.

871
00:46:54,281 --> 00:46:56,560
I mean, it's totally--
it's totally insane that...

872
00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:58,120
Are you crazy?
We have to have patience.

873
00:46:58,281 --> 00:46:59,640
...I should be without weed.

874
00:46:59,801 --> 00:47:02,800
We're going to take a look back
at this truly remarkable day.

875
00:47:02,961 --> 00:47:05,320
Can you please clip
my fucking hairs, dude?

876
00:47:05,481 --> 00:47:07,880
Don't! You don't have to hold it.
I'll hold it.

877
00:47:08,041 --> 00:47:10,801
- I have to hold it.
- I'll hold it. Don't touch it, just do it.

878
00:47:10,962 --> 00:47:14,201
- It grows back twice as fast.
- So fucking what, dude?

879
00:47:14,362 --> 00:47:16,841
Quit being
so goddamned negative.

880
00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:19,080
Why don't you
shave it off, dude?

881
00:47:19,242 --> 00:47:21,161
I'm not going
to fucking shave it off.

882
00:47:21,322 --> 00:47:24,041
- It's disgusting.
- Because we're not getting a full trim.

883
00:47:24,202 --> 00:47:26,161
- You're gonna get stubble.
- We gotta go.

884
00:47:26,322 --> 00:47:28,841
- Why?
- Leo's hosting the first ball.

885
00:47:29,002 --> 00:47:32,441
I do fucking "Reservation Road,"
it sucks, no nominations.

886
00:47:32,602 --> 00:47:34,962
He does fucking "Revolutionary Road,"
and fucking gets nominated.

887
00:47:35,122 --> 00:47:36,882
- It's bullshit.
- He's biting your shit.

888
00:47:37,042 --> 00:47:39,121
He didn't bite my shit.
He just fucking

889
00:47:39,282 --> 00:47:40,842
got a better thing.
He's luckier.

890
00:47:41,002 --> 00:47:42,762
I won't-- I think
we should get rolling.

891
00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:45,961
Well, great.
I'd like a fucking joint

892
00:47:46,123 --> 00:47:48,442
and to be anywhere other
than Washington-fucking-D.C.

893
00:47:48,603 --> 00:47:50,642
But life is not
a Christmas day.

894
00:48:09,364 --> 00:48:11,643
'Cause I don't even give a shit
if he does the record or not, dude.

895
00:48:11,804 --> 00:48:14,283
I don't fucking care.
But he said that he wants to do it.

896
00:48:14,444 --> 00:48:16,683
Now everyone's talking about it
in the fucking papers.

897
00:48:16,844 --> 00:48:19,043
That's what everyone expects,
now I'm in that position.

898
00:48:19,204 --> 00:48:20,923
Honestly, what have you
fucking done?

899
00:48:21,084 --> 00:48:23,123
What have we done thus far?
We don't have a fucking flight?

900
00:48:23,284 --> 00:48:25,004
What did fucking EJO say?

901
00:48:25,164 --> 00:48:27,283
What did
Edward James Olmos say?

902
00:48:27,444 --> 00:48:29,684
Said we're fucking...

903
00:48:29,844 --> 00:48:33,683
turned into-- 10 % of us into water
that goes down a stream

904
00:48:33,844 --> 00:48:36,204
and emanates into
the fucking ocean

905
00:48:36,365 --> 00:48:39,244
where we're rehydrated
into the fucking clouds

906
00:48:39,405 --> 00:48:41,124
and placed back down as snow
on the fucking mountain--

907
00:48:41,285 --> 00:48:43,564
on top of the mountain.
That's what it's about.

908
00:48:43,725 --> 00:48:45,164
You know what I mean?

909
00:48:45,325 --> 00:48:47,884
And that's how I'm fucking living.
That's why this is big for me.

910
00:48:48,045 --> 00:48:49,644
That's why who cares
if we're filming?

911
00:48:49,805 --> 00:48:51,444
This is about
a personal journey.

912
00:48:51,606 --> 00:48:53,324
How many people
actually say,

913
00:48:53,485 --> 00:48:56,565
"You know what? I gotta work on me,
so I can think about we,"

914
00:48:56,725 --> 00:48:58,965
and actually fucking do it?
You know what I mean?

915
00:48:59,126 --> 00:49:02,764
This isn't some bullshit thing. This is me
changing my life before your eyes

916
00:49:02,926 --> 00:49:04,725
to be a fucking
positive influence.

917
00:49:04,886 --> 00:49:06,324
We got all this equipment,
all the camping gear

918
00:49:06,486 --> 00:49:08,605
and food and everything.
And we get way out there,

919
00:49:08,766 --> 00:49:10,965
and suddenly the weather changes.
It's snowing.

920
00:49:11,126 --> 00:49:12,925
We're freezing.
And we're on the top of this mountain,

921
00:49:13,086 --> 00:49:16,645
and the wind comes up,
blows all our shit off into this, like, gully.

922
00:49:16,806 --> 00:49:19,085
We'll never see it again.
And we have to figure out a way to get back.

923
00:49:19,246 --> 00:49:21,965
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- We gotta get back

924
00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:23,566
without--
we all gotta survive.

925
00:49:23,726 --> 00:49:24,926
Where are we getting back to?

926
00:49:25,087 --> 00:49:27,126
We're in fucking D.C.

927
00:49:27,287 --> 00:49:29,206
- But I'm talking about get back to--
- You mean it metaphorically.

928
00:49:29,366 --> 00:49:31,606
--the comfortable-- yeah, metaphorically.
The comfortable place where we feel good--

929
00:49:31,767 --> 00:49:34,846
- Well, say you're speaking--
say "metaphorically speaking"

930
00:49:35,007 --> 00:49:37,326
or else it's fucking confusing.

931
00:49:37,487 --> 00:49:38,966
"What is he talking about?
We're in fucking D.C."

932
00:49:39,127 --> 00:49:40,806
I get where you're going.

933
00:49:40,967 --> 00:49:42,926
- You did not!
- No, everything was cool up to a certain--

934
00:49:43,087 --> 00:49:45,326
- I do though.
- Anton, you did not fucking get it.

935
00:49:45,487 --> 00:49:48,566
If I'm tired and I'm grumpy,
you still fucking wake me up.

936
00:49:48,727 --> 00:49:51,326
You know what I mean?
It's like, have the fucking decency

937
00:49:51,487 --> 00:49:53,366
to let me be
a decent person.

938
00:49:53,527 --> 00:49:55,767
Because I'm the one that's being
looked out there publically

939
00:49:55,928 --> 00:49:58,286
percep--
being perceived.

940
00:49:58,448 --> 00:50:00,367
Do you know what I mean?
Anton, you can't--

941
00:50:00,528 --> 00:50:02,807
you fuck up a flight;
you can't get a goddamned flight.

942
00:50:02,968 --> 00:50:04,287
Dude, if I travel with you guys,

943
00:50:04,448 --> 00:50:06,127
I can't get on
the fucking private jet.

944
00:50:06,288 --> 00:50:08,288
Fucking Ben fucking
isn't comfortable--

945
00:50:08,448 --> 00:50:10,407
me and Casey
can fucking roll. Okay?

946
00:50:10,568 --> 00:50:13,167
Because we fucking know that world.
You guys not only--

947
00:50:13,329 --> 00:50:15,088
you make us look
fucking stupid, dude.

948
00:50:15,249 --> 00:50:18,288
Tobey and fucking Leo
are on a fucking jet, man.

949
00:50:18,448 --> 00:50:21,728
And we're in this fucking minivan.
I'm in a fucking green

950
00:50:21,888 --> 00:50:24,968
rent-a-car minivan.
It's a fucking joke.

951
00:50:25,129 --> 00:50:26,608
This is a goddamned
fucking joke.

952
00:50:26,769 --> 00:50:29,968
♪ It's time for me to end this game
with a brand-new start ♪

953
00:50:30,129 --> 00:50:33,328
♪ Coming to you live, direct,
I'll fucking tear out my spleen ♪

954
00:50:33,489 --> 00:50:36,048
♪ It's none other than
the one and only Joaquin ♪

955
00:50:36,209 --> 00:50:38,128
♪ Bitch, D.C. ♪

956
00:50:42,329 --> 00:50:44,089
Oh shit!

957
00:50:44,249 --> 00:50:47,089
Fucking smoked.
They're in cahoots.

958
00:50:47,249 --> 00:50:48,969
Son of a bitch.

959
00:50:49,130 --> 00:50:53,449
Fucking smoked!
Look it-- just two fucking weasels.

960
00:50:53,610 --> 00:50:56,489
Shit, they're probably right there
just selling the fucking info.

961
00:50:56,650 --> 00:50:58,569
That's why they just left
all smiling and shit.

962
00:50:58,730 --> 00:51:01,610
Them wannabe rock stars-- fuck you.
I'll fucking crush you.

963
00:51:01,771 --> 00:51:05,009
I had a private eye
follow fucking Anton

964
00:51:05,171 --> 00:51:07,210
because I'm pretty
fucking sure he's the one

965
00:51:07,371 --> 00:51:09,769
that was selling information
to magazines, saying, like,

966
00:51:09,930 --> 00:51:12,209
that my shit's a hoax
or something.

967
00:51:12,370 --> 00:51:14,610
And I just want
to fucking crush him.

968
00:51:14,771 --> 00:51:17,530
♪ I heard the call,
sirens sounding off ♪

969
00:51:17,691 --> 00:51:20,250
♪ Feeling guilty 'cause my day
was spent fucking off ♪

970
00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:22,970
♪ History's perverted me,
words don't really comfort me ♪

971
00:51:23,131 --> 00:51:25,290
♪ You've become the epitome
of a fucking-- ♪

972
00:51:27,091 --> 00:51:28,890
♪ I made it here
despite the efforts of a few ♪

973
00:51:29,052 --> 00:51:31,890
♪ So now it's time
to simply say, "Fuck you!" ♪

974
00:51:35,052 --> 00:51:36,171
That's fucking ironic.

975
00:51:36,332 --> 00:51:39,211
Can I come in?

976
00:51:50,892 --> 00:51:53,052
I really don't think
you should film this, dude.

977
00:51:53,213 --> 00:51:54,891
I mean--

978
00:51:57,853 --> 00:51:59,811
Ant, dude,

979
00:52:00,812 --> 00:52:03,131
I know it was
fucking you, dude.

980
00:52:03,293 --> 00:52:04,491
What was me?

981
00:52:04,653 --> 00:52:06,892
- The press.
- The press?!

982
00:52:07,053 --> 00:52:08,652
I have not talked
to the press, dude.

983
00:52:08,813 --> 00:52:11,132
I have not had anything at all,
on my life, dude,

984
00:52:11,293 --> 00:52:13,012
- I have not talked to the press.
- Ant,

985
00:52:13,173 --> 00:52:15,452
don't fucking
do this to yourself.

986
00:52:15,613 --> 00:52:16,653
I--

987
00:52:16,813 --> 00:52:18,252
I can't believe that you
could come into my home

988
00:52:18,413 --> 00:52:20,893
after all the things
I've done for you.

989
00:52:21,054 --> 00:52:22,973
I tried to give you
this opportunity

990
00:52:23,133 --> 00:52:25,293
and you fucking
betray me, dude--

991
00:52:25,453 --> 00:52:27,493
the one fucking thing.

992
00:52:27,653 --> 00:52:29,172
I did not, Joaq.
Honestly, on my life,

993
00:52:29,333 --> 00:52:31,253
I did not betray you.
I swear on my life, dude.

994
00:52:31,414 --> 00:52:32,973
I have not talked to the press
about anything.

995
00:52:33,133 --> 00:52:34,573
Dude, you think
it's a fucking joke.

996
00:52:34,734 --> 00:52:36,493
I do not think
it's a joke, dude.

997
00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:38,573
Here, is this a joke?
Let me show you this.

998
00:52:38,734 --> 00:52:40,733
This is...

999
00:52:40,894 --> 00:52:43,093
- obviously you.
- Yeah.

1000
00:52:43,255 --> 00:52:46,333
That is me, but that's not me--
I'm not talking to the press, dude.

1001
00:52:46,494 --> 00:52:48,973
- That's me and Norm.
- I understand that.

1002
00:52:49,135 --> 00:52:52,014
I'm just saying that
I am getting information

1003
00:52:52,175 --> 00:52:55,614
and I already have information
and I'm fucking--

1004
00:52:55,774 --> 00:52:58,974
and I have this.
I'm not a fucking idiot.

1005
00:52:59,135 --> 00:53:03,534
Priority dispatch-- take notice
of your healthcare provider.

1006
00:53:03,695 --> 00:53:06,614
Um, "amount claimed, 26,000."

1007
00:53:06,775 --> 00:53:08,734
What the fuck is that?

1008
00:53:08,895 --> 00:53:11,894
- Uh, "to Anton."
- Right?

1009
00:53:13,696 --> 00:53:15,615
Yeah, but that's
for fucking Tucson, dude.

1010
00:53:15,776 --> 00:53:17,614
I'm-- I'm-- I'm going to--
I'm paying that.

1011
00:53:17,776 --> 00:53:19,374
I'm already talking to them
about that.

1012
00:53:19,535 --> 00:53:21,294
- How are you paying that?
- I'm not paying--

1013
00:53:21,456 --> 00:53:22,695
- With the fucking money from the press?
- No. I haven't paid it.

1014
00:53:22,856 --> 00:53:25,615
I spoke to a lawyer today.
I haven't paid any of that.

1015
00:53:25,776 --> 00:53:27,695
I am so fucking cool and open
and good to people.

1016
00:53:27,855 --> 00:53:30,015
Whatever it is,
nothing but fucking love, man.

1017
00:53:30,176 --> 00:53:33,335
I have such a-- I just want to
fucking put out positive vibrations

1018
00:53:33,496 --> 00:53:36,015
and then
you fucking betray me?

1019
00:53:36,176 --> 00:53:38,175
- You betray us?
- I have not betrayed you, man.

1020
00:53:38,336 --> 00:53:40,696
- Casey--
- You literally just fucked my life.

1021
00:53:40,857 --> 00:53:42,336
You fucked
my fucking life, dude.

1022
00:53:42,497 --> 00:53:44,536
You fucked my life!

1023
00:53:44,697 --> 00:53:47,256
You fucked my life, dude.
I know that you fucked my life.

1024
00:53:47,417 --> 00:53:50,256
- I did not, man. I did not.
- You are going to continue--

1025
00:53:50,417 --> 00:53:52,336
will you fucking tell him
that we know, dude?

1026
00:53:52,497 --> 00:53:57,136
Yeah, it seems that you
provided information to the press.

1027
00:53:57,297 --> 00:54:00,016
Okay, this is what happened, okay?
One day everything's down, dude.

1028
00:54:00,177 --> 00:54:01,697
The next day you're furious
about an anonymous quote

1029
00:54:01,858 --> 00:54:03,416
in a magazine
that I've never even seen.

1030
00:54:03,577 --> 00:54:05,817
I don't know whether to fucking laugh
or what to do, dude.

1031
00:54:05,977 --> 00:54:07,697
- I'm afraid--
- I dare you to fucking laugh.

1032
00:54:07,858 --> 00:54:09,657
I'm not gonna laugh.

1033
00:54:09,817 --> 00:54:12,456
I think that you
are a fucking selfish,

1034
00:54:12,618 --> 00:54:15,537
arrogant,
worthless cunt.

1035
00:54:20,658 --> 00:54:23,097
Do you think that I'm just going
to forget about this, dude?

1036
00:54:23,258 --> 00:54:25,697
I have gone to Casey
every fucking day and said to him

1037
00:54:25,859 --> 00:54:28,417
"What can I do?"
He came to me with a paper to sign.

1038
00:54:28,579 --> 00:54:31,458
That fucking firstly it was the confidentiality--
which I know we fell out about

1039
00:54:31,619 --> 00:54:33,137
because I thought it was--
I did honestly think--

1040
00:54:33,298 --> 00:54:34,937
- Then you weren't gonna sign--
- But I signed that.

1041
00:54:35,098 --> 00:54:36,737
The only thing about that was

1042
00:54:36,899 --> 00:54:38,897
he's got me walking around
with my dick between my legs.

1043
00:54:39,058 --> 00:54:41,018
Yeah. Are you gonna
look like the idiot

1044
00:54:41,179 --> 00:54:42,778
in this fucking doc?
Absolutely.

1045
00:54:42,939 --> 00:54:46,898
And this is the fucking moment
where the fucking good guy wins.

1046
00:54:47,059 --> 00:54:50,258
So in some ways, maybe I actually have to
fucking credit you, cuntface,

1047
00:54:50,419 --> 00:54:52,258
because I wrote
a fucking new song

1048
00:54:52,419 --> 00:54:55,538
that was fucking inspired by
to fucking crush you

1049
00:54:55,699 --> 00:54:57,659
so maybe that way--
I mean, that would be the,

1050
00:54:57,819 --> 00:55:00,899
you know, the fucking irony of course.
This is the fucking...

1051
00:55:01,060 --> 00:55:04,059
you know, hit,
you know, song.

1052
00:55:04,220 --> 00:55:06,419
The worst day of my life
ends up being

1053
00:55:06,580 --> 00:55:10,578
the day I evaporate
and go up or whatever.

1054
00:55:25,381 --> 00:55:27,059
It's nearly ready!

1055
00:55:27,220 --> 00:55:29,180
I think if, you know,
this is his last film,

1056
00:55:29,341 --> 00:55:31,100
that he should be
respectful with Ja--

1057
00:55:31,261 --> 00:55:33,780
you know, with James
and the movie company.

1058
00:55:33,941 --> 00:55:35,780
After all, these people
did make a movie.

1059
00:55:35,941 --> 00:55:37,540
Magazines, newspapers,

1060
00:55:37,701 --> 00:55:39,580
TV shows,

1061
00:55:39,741 --> 00:55:42,420
you know, abc.com,
"Rolling Stone."

1062
00:55:42,581 --> 00:55:44,820
- No no.
- MTV News.

1063
00:55:44,982 --> 00:55:48,100
I'd like to see him just,
you know, dress nicely

1064
00:55:48,262 --> 00:55:50,301
and do his interviews.
But he will.

1065
00:55:50,462 --> 00:55:53,780
This is his last premier,
his last press junket.

1066
00:55:53,941 --> 00:55:55,700
Despite what he says,

1067
00:55:55,861 --> 00:55:58,741
I think he'd like to say goodbye
in a nice way.

1068
00:55:58,902 --> 00:56:00,741
Hey, Carline, it's Larry
calling for J.P.

1069
00:56:00,902 --> 00:56:03,221
He's in the studio right now
working on some tracks. It's ready to go.

1070
00:56:03,381 --> 00:56:06,181
I need to confirm
the place and the time,

1071
00:56:06,342 --> 00:56:09,181
so if you could get back to me
as soon as possible. Thank you.

1072
00:56:09,342 --> 00:56:12,221
I can't talk to Diddy.
And so it's his people,

1073
00:56:12,382 --> 00:56:13,622
like, I have no idea
who I'm talking to

1074
00:56:13,783 --> 00:56:15,901
and they don't feel like
they have to get back to me.

1075
00:56:16,062 --> 00:56:17,622
Hi, you've reached Carline
at Bad Boy Records...

1076
00:56:17,782 --> 00:56:19,622
Should I leave a message?

1077
00:56:19,783 --> 00:56:22,022
Hey, it's J.P.-- Joaquin.

1078
00:56:22,182 --> 00:56:24,822
Uh, I left a few messages,
but I haven't heard back.

1079
00:56:24,983 --> 00:56:27,062
Just not sure
what's going on.

1080
00:56:27,223 --> 00:56:29,182
You're dropping
the fucking ball with Carline.

1081
00:56:29,343 --> 00:56:31,702
She doesn't know what's going on.
And I'm stressed.

1082
00:56:31,863 --> 00:56:34,302
No longer is it a funny fucking thing
about triumph,

1083
00:56:34,463 --> 00:56:37,062
but it's like about this dude
who's constantly getting squeezed

1084
00:56:37,224 --> 00:56:39,143
by everybody around him,
trying to fuck him over.

1085
00:56:39,304 --> 00:56:41,982
And that's the fucking triumph--
that I rise above this shit.

1086
00:56:42,144 --> 00:56:43,383
That's the fucking triumph.

1087
00:56:43,544 --> 00:56:45,183
Well, he's gonna--

1088
00:56:45,343 --> 00:56:47,302
He's definitely gonna call.

1089
00:56:49,063 --> 00:56:50,823
All I can do is
fucking walk around.

1090
00:56:50,983 --> 00:56:52,663
I can just go--
I can go forward.

1091
00:56:52,824 --> 00:56:55,543
And you know what?

1092
00:56:57,464 --> 00:57:00,343
The fucking cocksucker calls, right?
Hello?

1093
00:57:02,664 --> 00:57:03,943
I'm good. What's up?

1094
00:57:09,865 --> 00:57:12,744
Sue, I'm not going to New York.
I'm not fucking doing press.

1095
00:57:12,905 --> 00:57:15,383
Because I'm going in the studio
to record with Puff.

1096
00:57:15,544 --> 00:57:17,104
There's no way
I'm going to cancel.

1097
00:57:17,265 --> 00:57:19,544
I-- I don't know.
It'll probably be...

1098
00:57:19,705 --> 00:57:21,384
I don't know,
like a week or something.

1099
00:57:21,545 --> 00:57:23,664
We're just starting out.
I have no fucking idea.

1100
00:57:23,825 --> 00:57:26,024
It's just the beginning.

1101
00:57:26,185 --> 00:57:27,624
Sue, I'm done.

1102
00:57:30,866 --> 00:57:34,184
Oh-- fucking hell.
I didn't even see it.

1103
00:57:34,345 --> 00:57:36,985
Fucking thing.

1104
00:57:39,186 --> 00:57:42,264
You never ever be late.
Never ever be late.

1105
00:57:44,986 --> 00:57:47,185
- What session?
- Uh, Diddy.

1106
00:58:00,786 --> 00:58:02,865
♪ As soon as I scream
the name ♪

1107
00:58:06,826 --> 00:58:08,906
♪ Lost in the--
in the jungles ♪

1108
00:58:09,067 --> 00:58:11,546
♪ Offering everything ♪

1109
00:58:11,707 --> 00:58:13,306
♪ How much more soul? ♪

1110
00:58:13,467 --> 00:58:16,106
- ♪ You burned my heart down... ♪
- What up?

1111
00:58:16,267 --> 00:58:19,346
What's up, man?
This is great.

1112
00:58:19,507 --> 00:58:21,867
- How long you been standing there for?
- Oh, just a few seconds.

1113
00:58:22,028 --> 00:58:23,826
Sorry, buddy.
Good to see you.

1114
00:58:23,987 --> 00:58:25,867
- Hi, how you doing?
- That sounds awesome.

1115
00:58:26,027 --> 00:58:28,267
Have a seat.

1116
00:58:28,428 --> 00:58:30,507
Hello?

1117
00:58:38,068 --> 00:58:39,947
Sorry about that.

1118
00:58:40,108 --> 00:58:42,227
- No, that's cool.
- So what's up, man?

1119
00:58:42,388 --> 00:58:44,187
Just...

1120
00:58:46,029 --> 00:58:48,468
hanging out, um,

1121
00:58:48,629 --> 00:58:50,347
I can't find
my fucking tunes.

1122
00:58:50,508 --> 00:58:52,148
- What you looking for?
- My C-- okay.

1123
00:58:52,309 --> 00:58:54,188
Just making sure
I have my CD.

1124
00:58:54,349 --> 00:58:55,988
I thought I forgot it.

1125
00:58:56,149 --> 00:58:57,987
- What's going on?
- So what's up, man...

1126
00:58:58,149 --> 00:58:59,907
- Nothing.
- ...since I saw you in Miami?

1127
00:59:00,069 --> 00:59:02,868
You said that, you know,
you was working on some music.

1128
00:59:03,029 --> 00:59:05,908
Yep. So I got some stuff, man.
You want to hear it?

1129
00:59:06,069 --> 00:59:07,468
- Yeah yeah.
- All right.

1130
00:59:07,629 --> 00:59:09,749
I don't know, man.
Maybe we should...

1131
00:59:09,909 --> 00:59:11,828
start with track 2--
I don't know.

1132
00:59:11,989 --> 00:59:13,508
What kind of vibe
do you want?

1133
00:59:13,669 --> 00:59:15,749
Just play me a hit.
I need to hear a hit, baby.

1134
00:59:15,910 --> 00:59:17,269
Uh, I don't-- I don't--

1135
00:59:17,430 --> 00:59:19,429
Dude. No, try track 2.

1136
00:59:19,590 --> 00:59:21,229
I don't-- this is
one of my newer ones.

1137
00:59:21,390 --> 00:59:23,309
You know how you listen to stuff
and you listen to it for a while

1138
00:59:23,470 --> 00:59:25,268
so you get bored of it,
then you hear the new thing.

1139
00:59:25,429 --> 00:59:26,908
So maybe this is worse.
I don't know, but...

1140
00:59:29,350 --> 00:59:31,549
♪ Can I get a refund?
What? ♪

1141
00:59:31,710 --> 00:59:33,989
♪ For this life of sin,
we're not trying again ♪

1142
00:59:34,150 --> 00:59:36,069
♪ Let me hit this, man,
I want my money back ♪

1143
00:59:36,230 --> 00:59:38,589
♪ I know I can do better
if the devil let me off ♪

1144
00:59:38,750 --> 00:59:40,509
♪ I swear to God
I'm ready ♪

1145
00:59:40,670 --> 00:59:42,510
♪ We was dealt a hand
by the man ♪

1146
00:59:42,671 --> 00:59:45,149
♪ Upstairs, the one they say
that gots the plan ♪

1147
00:59:45,310 --> 00:59:47,629
♪ And we never questioned,
assumed that he had blessed us ♪

1148
00:59:47,790 --> 00:59:50,030
♪ But every day, studied hard
just in case he tests us-- ♪

1149
00:59:50,191 --> 00:59:52,390
Play me another.

1150
00:59:52,550 --> 00:59:55,429
Uh, I don't know.
What's the next--

1151
00:59:55,591 --> 00:59:57,790
Um...

1152
01:00:03,711 --> 01:00:05,990
♪ Bup bup bah-da-dup ♪

1153
01:00:06,151 --> 01:00:08,750
♪ Bup bup
bah-da-dup ♪

1154
01:00:08,911 --> 01:00:11,630
♪ Bup bup bah-da-dup ♪

1155
01:00:11,791 --> 01:00:14,790
♪ Bup bup bup bup ♪

1156
01:00:14,951 --> 01:00:17,231
♪ I was merely a child
when I was discovered ♪

1157
01:00:17,391 --> 01:00:19,951
♪ Had jitters, all meek,
you know us children ♪

1158
01:00:20,112 --> 01:00:22,591
♪ It was only chance
that we met, your scent ♪

1159
01:00:22,752 --> 01:00:25,031
♪ Electric, overwhelming
all my senses ♪

1160
01:00:25,192 --> 01:00:28,431
- ♪ 19 years old, we's reacquainted ♪
- ♪ Bup bup bah-da-dup ♪

1161
01:00:28,592 --> 01:00:30,512
♪ Up north with Goose
who we filmed with ♪

1162
01:00:30,673 --> 01:00:32,592
♪ I thought I lost
the taste for you-- ♪

1163
01:00:32,752 --> 01:00:34,512
Play something else.

1164
01:00:34,672 --> 01:00:36,112
Don't play that one.

1165
01:00:42,273 --> 01:00:44,112
♪ Compli-fucking- ♪

1166
01:00:44,272 --> 01:00:46,591
♪ Cation ♪

1167
01:00:46,753 --> 01:00:49,152
♪ Compli-fucking- ♪

1168
01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:51,872
♪ Cation ♪

1169
01:00:52,033 --> 01:00:54,113
♪ Compli-fucking- ♪

1170
01:00:54,273 --> 01:00:56,672
♪ Cation ♪

1171
01:00:56,833 --> 01:00:59,153
♪ Compli-fucking-cation,
compli-motherfucking-cation... ♪

1172
01:00:59,314 --> 01:01:01,793
♪ Compli-fucking-cation,
compli-motherfucking-cation ♪

1173
01:01:01,953 --> 01:01:04,393
♪ Compli-motherfucking-cation,
compli-fucking-cated ♪

1174
01:01:04,553 --> 01:01:06,752
♪ It's so fucking complicated
that my mind can't even say it, check it ♪

1175
01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:09,473
♪ If everything was this motherfucking
complicated ♪

1176
01:01:09,633 --> 01:01:11,393
♪ When Leo took the globe
and played with-- ♪

1177
01:01:11,553 --> 01:01:13,633
No no no, not for you.
That's enough.

1178
01:01:13,794 --> 01:01:15,913
That's enough.

1179
01:01:18,914 --> 01:01:21,513
So tell me, um-- tell me why
you wanted to do this.

1180
01:01:23,554 --> 01:01:26,153
I mean why-- why did you
want to do hip-hop?

1181
01:01:26,315 --> 01:01:28,193
'Cause, uh, um...

1182
01:01:28,355 --> 01:01:31,073
You think it's-it's--
it's fucking funny?

1183
01:01:35,635 --> 01:01:37,994
You're not like making it,
like, you know, like, "Yo, what up?"

1184
01:01:38,154 --> 01:01:40,754
You're not-- you don't be doing
none of that shit when I'm not around, right?

1185
01:01:40,915 --> 01:01:45,955
No... no no. I mean,
there's a-- not at all.

1186
01:01:46,115 --> 01:01:49,714
Like, that's what this-- just--
gives it a lot of change of fortunes

1187
01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:53,154
and I think, like, I got to a place in my career
when I just started looking back

1188
01:01:53,315 --> 01:01:56,355
on my life and look at the things
that had affected me

1189
01:01:56,516 --> 01:01:58,194
and like the wrong turns
I could have made

1190
01:01:58,355 --> 01:01:59,635
and the wrong turns
I did make.

1191
01:01:59,796 --> 01:02:01,715
And then I wanted this music
just to represent

1192
01:02:01,876 --> 01:02:05,235
kind of that story
and, like, what that is

1193
01:02:05,396 --> 01:02:07,115
to say that there's
this other part of it.

1194
01:02:07,276 --> 01:02:11,476
And for me,
I have a connection to hip-hop

1195
01:02:11,636 --> 01:02:13,635
the way anyone has a connection
to any kind of music.

1196
01:02:13,797 --> 01:02:15,635
You know?
It's-- I don't--

1197
01:02:15,796 --> 01:02:18,036
it's not where you're--
I'm just playing around.

1198
01:02:18,197 --> 01:02:19,195
Mm-hmm, all right.
I'm just making sure.

1199
01:02:19,356 --> 01:02:22,036
You know, hearing the music,
I like the first two cuts.

1200
01:02:22,196 --> 01:02:24,436
Um, I think it went downhill after that,
but, you know,

1201
01:02:24,597 --> 01:02:26,796
that happens with everybody.
You know what I'm saying?

1202
01:02:26,957 --> 01:02:28,996
You know, I think you do have
some potential.

1203
01:02:29,157 --> 01:02:31,116
It just depends on how far you want to take it,
you know what I'm saying?

1204
01:02:31,277 --> 01:02:33,316
What you're trying to do and how far
you're trying to go with it.

1205
01:02:33,477 --> 01:02:35,396
Like-- you know.

1206
01:02:35,557 --> 01:02:38,116
You know, if it's something
you want to do,

1207
01:02:38,277 --> 01:02:40,076
I believe anybody
can do anything, you know?

1208
01:02:40,237 --> 01:02:42,116
If their heart is really in it.

1209
01:02:42,277 --> 01:02:43,957
I liked those two songs,
you know?

1210
01:02:46,278 --> 01:02:48,676
So what's the next move?

1211
01:02:48,837 --> 01:02:51,877
- Just... you got a vocal booth?
- What you mean?

1212
01:02:52,038 --> 01:02:53,797
How do you want
to start it off?

1213
01:02:53,958 --> 01:02:56,237
- Start what off?
- Just recording.

1214
01:02:56,398 --> 01:02:58,317
Oh no, I'm not--
I mean,

1215
01:02:58,478 --> 01:03:01,037
you're not ready
to record with me.

1216
01:03:01,198 --> 01:03:04,117
You know? I mean,
you're not at that point yet.

1217
01:03:04,279 --> 01:03:06,757
- You know?
- I-- 'cause I was--

1218
01:03:09,358 --> 01:03:11,717
because I thought that we
were gonna make it work here.

1219
01:03:11,878 --> 01:03:13,398
I thought we had a deal...

1220
01:03:15,118 --> 01:03:16,838
Okay.

1221
01:03:22,439 --> 01:03:23,918
I gotta get back to work,
all right?

1222
01:03:24,079 --> 01:03:25,358
- All right.
- Love you, man.

1223
01:03:25,519 --> 01:03:26,918
Come here.
Give me a hug.

1224
01:03:27,079 --> 01:03:29,359
All right?

1225
01:03:33,319 --> 01:03:34,918
Can I have my CD?

1226
01:03:35,079 --> 01:03:37,198
- Yeah, I gave it to you.
- Okay.

1227
01:03:37,359 --> 01:03:41,198
- Oh no, he'll give it to you over there.
- Okay.

1228
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:45,879
Shit.

1229
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:00,839
Okay.

1230
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:02,680
Tell him I'm coming

1231
01:04:02,841 --> 01:04:05,319
and I'm just going to finish it out
like I said I would.

1232
01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:07,560
Well, let me see
if I can get Letterman back.

1233
01:04:07,721 --> 01:04:09,719
You'll have to get
on a plane tomorrow.

1234
01:04:19,241 --> 01:04:21,160
Please have your
photo identification

1235
01:04:21,321 --> 01:04:23,401
out and available
for the agent at the counter.

1236
01:04:23,561 --> 01:04:25,640
- Is it true you stopped acting, man?
- Let's start it off, baby.

1237
01:04:25,801 --> 01:04:27,960
♪ Yo, we got
Joaquin in J.F.K. ♪

1238
01:04:28,121 --> 01:04:30,720
♪ I wanna get
my rap career on my way. ♪

1239
01:04:32,361 --> 01:04:34,481
We spotted Joe Cocker--
wait a minute!

1240
01:04:34,642 --> 01:04:36,841
That's Joaquin Phoenix.
The former actor

1241
01:04:37,001 --> 01:04:39,600
is still claiming to have left
the biz of show for good,

1242
01:04:39,762 --> 01:04:41,961
choosing to focus more
on his music career

1243
01:04:42,122 --> 01:04:45,001
and clearly less
on his personal hygiene.

1244
01:04:45,162 --> 01:04:48,121
How about M.C. Tobias
or Flavor Save?

1245
01:04:48,282 --> 01:04:50,921
Jofo?

1246
01:04:54,243 --> 01:04:58,362
So the question is will Phoenix
rise from the ashes of his acting career

1247
01:04:58,523 --> 01:05:00,282
and conquer
the music industry?

1248
01:05:00,443 --> 01:05:02,921
Is the whole thing a hoax?
Will he put out a record?

1249
01:05:03,082 --> 01:05:05,362
Most of all, do we care?

1250
01:05:10,483 --> 01:05:13,802
He has a junket
for his film "Two Lovers,"

1251
01:05:13,963 --> 01:05:15,762
three one-on-one interviews,

1252
01:05:15,924 --> 01:05:18,523
"USA Today."

1253
01:05:18,684 --> 01:05:22,483
He is going to do a print
and online roundtable.

1254
01:05:24,043 --> 01:05:26,122
- Have you seen "Two Lovers"?
- No.

1255
01:05:26,284 --> 01:05:28,842
You're not curious
about what it's like or what it--

1256
01:05:29,003 --> 01:05:30,683
I was there.

1257
01:05:30,844 --> 01:05:33,163
But you weren't in all the scenes.

1258
01:05:33,324 --> 01:05:34,603
No, it's all right.

1259
01:05:34,764 --> 01:05:36,443
I mean,
I'm sure they were great.

1260
01:05:36,604 --> 01:05:38,643
Okay, just 'cause most actors
that I talk to,

1261
01:05:38,804 --> 01:05:40,723
they're interested in how the director
puts it together and...

1262
01:05:40,885 --> 01:05:42,163
No.

1263
01:05:42,324 --> 01:05:45,004
Um, did you prepare
for this movie?

1264
01:05:45,164 --> 01:05:46,924
- In what way? No.
- In like-- did you--

1265
01:05:47,084 --> 01:05:48,483
The journalists outside
who are waiting to talk to you,

1266
01:05:48,644 --> 01:05:51,524
they're all wondering if this is a hoax.
They're talking to each other,

1267
01:05:51,685 --> 01:05:53,724
saying "It's a hoax, it's a hoax."
But it's not.

1268
01:05:53,885 --> 01:05:55,484
Like, you seem
legitimately interested.

1269
01:05:55,645 --> 01:05:57,804
It's hard not to get offended
when you sit there

1270
01:05:57,965 --> 01:06:00,444
with your little smile and say
"We think this is a hoax,"

1271
01:06:00,605 --> 01:06:03,404
because you're talking about my life
as if my life's a fucking joke to you.

1272
01:06:03,565 --> 01:06:05,845
No, not-- I'm-- you know, I'm not--
I don't mean to offend you.

1273
01:06:06,005 --> 01:06:07,724
You can do the Fox News,
go "Some may say..."

1274
01:06:07,885 --> 01:06:09,644
- Right.
- ...and put it on them.

1275
01:06:09,806 --> 01:06:13,405
But it's your question and it's hard
not to take it personally

1276
01:06:13,565 --> 01:06:15,924
and feel like you're saying
my life's a fucking joke.

1277
01:06:16,086 --> 01:06:17,885
Do you realize really
what you're doing

1278
01:06:18,046 --> 01:06:19,805
by taking this step
away from movies?

1279
01:06:19,966 --> 01:06:22,365
Being in the limelight as a rapper
will be any different?

1280
01:06:22,526 --> 01:06:25,204
...that you know your new career
is overshadowing the film?

1281
01:06:25,366 --> 01:06:28,405
Is Diddy just doing the music
or is he working on the lyrics too?

1282
01:06:28,566 --> 01:06:31,766
Um, yeah, we're gonna
work together.

1283
01:06:31,926 --> 01:06:33,485
Lovely, excellent,

1284
01:06:33,646 --> 01:06:35,085
average, lovely.

1285
01:06:52,607 --> 01:06:55,406
Are you really filming
just driving in a fucking car?

1286
01:07:02,287 --> 01:07:04,407
- Oh oh!
- All right, you gotta stop.

1287
01:07:06,848 --> 01:07:09,366
Joaquin Phoenix, whoo! Joaquin!

1288
01:07:09,527 --> 01:07:11,407
Joaquin! Joaquin!

1289
01:07:15,768 --> 01:07:17,327
Seven minutes
to the introduction.

1290
01:07:17,488 --> 01:07:19,327
All "Late Show"
band members backstage.

1291
01:07:36,729 --> 01:07:39,768
Coming up, Joaquin Phoenix.

1292
01:07:45,169 --> 01:07:47,328
Our first guest is a--
how about this?

1293
01:07:47,490 --> 01:07:50,528
Two-time Academy Award nominee,
Joaquin Phoenix.

1294
01:08:08,050 --> 01:08:09,729
Good to see you.

1295
01:08:09,890 --> 01:08:12,049
Thank you very much
for being on the program again.

1296
01:08:12,210 --> 01:08:14,929
You know, it's been three years
since the last time you were on the show.

1297
01:08:15,090 --> 01:08:16,769
And I will just say
right off the top here,

1298
01:08:16,930 --> 01:08:18,450
you look different
than I remember.

1299
01:08:20,050 --> 01:08:21,890
You've got a nice beard going and...

1300
01:08:22,051 --> 01:08:24,249
- Oh yeah, thank you.
- How is that-- the beard?

1301
01:08:24,410 --> 01:08:27,250
- In what way?
- Is it comfortable?

1302
01:08:27,410 --> 01:08:29,810
Is it itchy?
Are you pleased with it?

1303
01:08:29,971 --> 01:08:33,330
I'm okay with it, but now
you're making me feel weird about it.

1304
01:08:33,491 --> 01:08:36,050
I'm sorry, I'm making you
feel weird about it?

1305
01:08:36,211 --> 01:08:37,930
- Is there something wrong?
- I can't be the first one

1306
01:08:38,091 --> 01:08:39,770
to make you feel weird about it.

1307
01:08:39,931 --> 01:08:42,130
Mmm, no I guess not.

1308
01:08:42,291 --> 01:08:45,170
See, that's what I'm talking about.
You doing a lot of this?

1309
01:08:45,332 --> 01:08:48,371
- That's just a nervous tic, I think.
- Oh, just a nervous tic.

1310
01:08:48,531 --> 01:08:50,610
Uh, you know,
I saw this--

1311
01:08:52,692 --> 01:08:55,130
I saw this movie the other night--
tremendous.

1312
01:08:55,292 --> 01:08:58,011
What a tremendous film.
You and who else is in it?

1313
01:08:58,172 --> 01:09:00,611
Uh, what's her name?
Beautiful lovely...

1314
01:09:00,772 --> 01:09:03,731
Mmm.

1315
01:09:03,892 --> 01:09:05,971
- Gwyneth Paltrow.
- Oh yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow.

1316
01:09:06,132 --> 01:09:09,691
- I really enjoyed your work.
- Thank you.

1317
01:09:09,852 --> 01:09:10,972
Yeah.

1318
01:09:16,853 --> 01:09:19,772
Are you--

1319
01:09:33,693 --> 01:09:35,732
Um...

1320
01:09:35,893 --> 01:09:39,572
what-- what can you tell us
about your days with the Unabomber?

1321
01:09:51,094 --> 01:09:54,133
It's just a little joke.

1322
01:09:54,294 --> 01:09:57,213
You're not going to act anymore?

1323
01:09:57,374 --> 01:09:59,493
- No.
- Huh.

1324
01:09:59,654 --> 01:10:01,413
Why is that?

1325
01:10:01,574 --> 01:10:04,214
Mmm...

1326
01:10:04,374 --> 01:10:06,534
I don't know.

1327
01:10:06,695 --> 01:10:09,814
- I mean--
- So you have given it some thought.

1328
01:10:09,975 --> 01:10:11,414
Yeah, it's not really...

1329
01:10:11,575 --> 01:10:13,853
an easy thing to explain.

1330
01:10:14,015 --> 01:10:15,574
It's something that's been

1331
01:10:15,735 --> 01:10:17,654
a part of my life
for a long time, d'you know?

1332
01:10:17,814 --> 01:10:20,214
And so it's weird to, like,
come out on stage

1333
01:10:20,375 --> 01:10:22,174
with a bunch of people
and just talk about it.

1334
01:10:22,335 --> 01:10:24,054
- Mm-hmm.
- D'you know? So.

1335
01:10:24,215 --> 01:10:27,134
Now when will we see
the new music career?

1336
01:10:27,295 --> 01:10:31,414
The new hip-hop career,
when will we see that take off?

1337
01:10:31,575 --> 01:10:34,014
When can we--
'cause we want to be there.

1338
01:10:35,016 --> 01:10:37,974
Uh, well, I'd love to come
on the show and perform...

1339
01:10:38,135 --> 01:10:39,575
- Yeah.
- ...when it's done.

1340
01:10:43,816 --> 01:10:45,735
But I'm just-- I'm working on it,
you know?

1341
01:10:45,896 --> 01:10:48,455
- It's a--
- You know, that seems unlikely.

1342
01:10:53,816 --> 01:10:57,175
Can you-- can you set up
the clip for us, Joaquin?

1343
01:10:57,336 --> 01:10:59,736
I don't--

1344
01:11:02,337 --> 01:11:04,256
Are you kidding?
Are you serious?

1345
01:11:04,417 --> 01:11:06,936
Does the maniacal laughter--
I don't know what the clip is.

1346
01:11:07,097 --> 01:11:08,695
You don't know
what the clip is?

1347
01:11:08,857 --> 01:11:10,936
It's you and-- maybe a scene
with you and Gwyneth Paltrow?

1348
01:11:11,097 --> 01:11:12,456
All right,
you're doing fine.

1349
01:11:12,617 --> 01:11:14,976
Thanks.
Uh, high praise coming from you.

1350
01:11:17,017 --> 01:11:19,256
- Is that really-- that's the--
- We're having fun.

1351
01:11:19,417 --> 01:11:21,856
- That's fun?
- We're having fun. Just relax, seriously.

1352
01:11:22,017 --> 01:11:24,376
I'll come to your house
and chew gum.

1353
01:11:24,538 --> 01:11:26,857
- Okay, I don't have to chew gum.
- No, just relax.

1354
01:11:27,018 --> 01:11:30,977
- I won't chew the gum. I won't chew the gum.
- Well!

1355
01:11:31,138 --> 01:11:33,817
And, Joaquin, I'm sorry
you couldn't be here tonight.

1356
01:11:33,978 --> 01:11:37,497
Uh, the film
is "Two Lovers."

1357
01:11:37,658 --> 01:11:39,737
Opens Friday
in selected cities.

1358
01:11:39,898 --> 01:11:42,297
Thank you very much
and good luck in your new career.

1359
01:11:42,458 --> 01:11:44,058
I hope that goes well for you.

1360
01:11:44,218 --> 01:11:46,538
We'll be right back
with model...

1361
01:11:59,459 --> 01:12:01,058
Oh my God.

1362
01:12:01,218 --> 01:12:04,058
I don't know,

1363
01:12:04,219 --> 01:12:08,258
I don't know.
Oh no.

1364
01:12:08,419 --> 01:12:10,298
Oh no.

1365
01:12:35,580 --> 01:12:37,380
Sir, could you just
pull over for a sec?

1366
01:12:37,541 --> 01:12:39,740
Dude, just pull over
for a sec.

1367
01:12:39,900 --> 01:12:41,660
I gotta fucking
walk around a little.

1368
01:12:46,340 --> 01:12:48,060
God-- fucking--

1369
01:12:48,221 --> 01:12:52,060
I don't fucking know!

1370
01:12:52,221 --> 01:12:54,980
Fucking wall right here.
Goddamn fucking wall.

1371
01:12:55,141 --> 01:12:57,100
I fucked it.

1372
01:12:57,261 --> 01:13:00,220
I just fucking made
an announcement.

1373
01:13:00,381 --> 01:13:03,301
I said I'll never go back to acting
and now I can't.

1374
01:13:03,462 --> 01:13:06,861
You know what? I'm miserable.
Fucking music sucks.

1375
01:13:07,022 --> 01:13:08,381
And I didn't even fucking know it.

1376
01:13:08,542 --> 01:13:11,580
I'm so stupid.

1377
01:13:11,741 --> 01:13:14,661
Oh, bullshit, dude.
It fucking sucks.

1378
01:13:14,822 --> 01:13:17,581
I'm just going to be
a goddamn joke forever.

1379
01:13:17,742 --> 01:13:20,261
I can't believe it.
Why'd I do that? Why'd I do that?

1380
01:13:20,422 --> 01:13:24,781
Fuck.

1381
01:13:24,942 --> 01:13:27,941
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked. I'm fucked.

1382
01:13:28,102 --> 01:13:29,821
I fucked
my fucking life, man.

1383
01:13:29,982 --> 01:13:32,102
I fucked my life.

1384
01:13:32,263 --> 01:13:35,262
Oh shit.

1385
01:13:35,423 --> 01:13:38,382
Shit. I can't go to this
fucking premier, dude.

1386
01:13:38,543 --> 01:13:40,302
How am I gonna go?
Fuck 'em.

1387
01:13:40,463 --> 01:13:42,142
I gotta go to
the fucking premier.

1388
01:13:44,583 --> 01:13:46,822
Mr. Phoenix, over here.

1389
01:13:46,983 --> 01:13:49,342
Mr. Phoenix, right in front of you,
please, sir.

1390
01:13:59,024 --> 01:14:00,582
I'm shooting right now.
I'm shooting.

1391
01:14:08,544 --> 01:14:10,663
You fucking
son of a bitch.

1392
01:14:10,823 --> 01:14:13,583
Are you fucking
kidding me?

1393
01:14:19,824 --> 01:14:21,983
Where's Larry?
I gotta go.

1394
01:14:22,144 --> 01:14:23,984
Where's Larry?

1395
01:14:26,184 --> 01:14:29,424
The doors don't fucking open.
Can you get the fucking door open?

1396
01:14:29,585 --> 01:14:31,423
It doesn't open.

1397
01:14:49,985 --> 01:14:52,585
It's just a little joke.

1398
01:14:52,746 --> 01:14:55,144
I'm the fucking joke?
You're the joke!

1399
01:14:55,305 --> 01:14:58,865
I'm doing more than what anyone
fucking expects!

1400
01:14:59,026 --> 01:15:02,345
And then-- and you literally
are fucking off.

1401
01:15:02,506 --> 01:15:05,345
When people really see what happens,
they're gonna laugh at you!

1402
01:15:05,506 --> 01:15:07,785
Not at me.
'Cause I saw the fucking history, dude.

1403
01:15:07,946 --> 01:15:10,385
I know you watched the "Letterman" thing
'cause you think it's so fucking funny.

1404
01:15:10,546 --> 01:15:12,305
You're a broken alkie.

1405
01:15:12,466 --> 01:15:15,145
You're a fucking piece of shit.
I shit on your face, man.

1406
01:15:15,306 --> 01:15:18,146
Honestly, I shit
on your fucking face.

1407
01:15:18,306 --> 01:15:19,746
I am really sorry
that it's gone this way.

1408
01:15:19,907 --> 01:15:21,345
I know that things
have been getting weird

1409
01:15:21,507 --> 01:15:22,825
between us over the past
fucking few months.

1410
01:15:22,986 --> 01:15:24,466
What's been weird
between us?

1411
01:15:24,626 --> 01:15:26,786
Things have gotten weird between us, dude,
and I am sorry.

1412
01:15:26,946 --> 01:15:29,106
I am sorry for my part in it.
I am sorry.

1413
01:15:29,267 --> 01:15:32,586
But you can't fucking go on treating me
like I'm an asshole all the time.

1414
01:15:32,747 --> 01:15:33,826
You know what?
You are an asshole.

1415
01:15:33,987 --> 01:15:35,827
Joaq, you cannot keep
talking to me this way...

1416
01:15:35,988 --> 01:15:37,706
- You're an asshole.
- ...the whole fucking time.

1417
01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:39,827
You're an asshole.

1418
01:15:39,987 --> 01:15:42,506
- There is some part of you...
- I don't know how come you see--

1419
01:15:42,668 --> 01:15:44,546
- ...that is enviously jealous.
- Oh, dude, please!

1420
01:15:44,708 --> 01:15:47,347
- Listen to me!
- I am listening to you!

1421
01:15:47,508 --> 01:15:49,227
Well, not when
you're talking like that!

1422
01:15:49,388 --> 01:15:51,187
You don't have to be
the fucking exorcist, dude.

1423
01:15:51,348 --> 01:15:53,747
Just fucking talk
like a normal human being.

1424
01:15:56,908 --> 01:15:59,627
You think you know everything
that's happening, but you don't.

1425
01:15:59,788 --> 01:16:01,867
Listen, you've got to understand
one thing, okay?

1426
01:16:02,029 --> 01:16:03,507
That's why
you don't see it, dude.

1427
01:16:03,669 --> 01:16:05,227
Antony, I'm telling you
I'm serious.

1428
01:16:05,388 --> 01:16:07,267
- Dude, don't fucking hit me.
- I'll knock your fucking--

1429
01:16:07,428 --> 01:16:10,228
I'll knock your teeth out
and I'll shit on your fucking face.

1430
01:16:10,389 --> 01:16:12,067
Fuck you.
You want to test it, do it.

1431
01:16:12,228 --> 01:16:14,188
You've shit on my fucking life
enough times.

1432
01:16:14,349 --> 01:16:15,787
What can I do for you?

1433
01:16:15,949 --> 01:16:18,668
Not fuck things up!
Not fuck up my fucking life.

1434
01:16:18,829 --> 01:16:21,188
Not make me look
like I'm a fucking joke.

1435
01:16:27,270 --> 01:16:29,908
I know that sometimes
I fucking get out of fucking place.

1436
01:16:30,069 --> 01:16:32,069
I'm an intense guy.
I'm a passionate guy.

1437
01:16:32,229 --> 01:16:35,589
And that bleeds through into my life,
but that's because I do something.

1438
01:16:35,750 --> 01:16:38,629
Know what I mean? Whether I was acting
or whether I was doing music

1439
01:16:38,790 --> 01:16:40,949
or whatever it is,
I give myself to something.

1440
01:16:41,110 --> 01:16:43,629
What's your bit?
What is your bit?

1441
01:16:43,790 --> 01:16:46,669
I mean, it's almost comical.

1442
01:16:46,830 --> 01:16:48,269
Like I literally was angry

1443
01:16:48,430 --> 01:16:51,029
and now I almost-- like,
I feel sorry for you, dude.

1444
01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:53,549
You're a bitless dude.
I have fucking bits.

1445
01:16:53,710 --> 01:16:55,829
What the fuck do you have?
Haven't you seen me?

1446
01:16:55,990 --> 01:16:58,390
You've seen the fucking stuff I do,
you see how people are affected by it.

1447
01:16:58,551 --> 01:17:00,550
You know that I affect people
in a fucking positive way.

1448
01:17:00,711 --> 01:17:03,990
So what I'm saying is what are you
gonna do with your fucking life?

1449
01:17:05,710 --> 01:17:07,749
You took too long.

1450
01:17:07,910 --> 01:17:10,190
That's what I'm saying, dude.
You're not fucking assertive.

1451
01:17:10,350 --> 01:17:11,830
I agree.

1452
01:17:11,991 --> 01:17:13,870
I don't need to have this conversation.
Fuck the peace, fuck the bullshit.

1453
01:17:14,031 --> 01:17:16,750
I'm trying to do you a favor.
I'm talking to you as a friend

1454
01:17:16,911 --> 01:17:19,590
and I'm trying to do
other people a favor to see this,

1455
01:17:19,751 --> 01:17:21,831
to know what it's like,
to understand what I go through.

1456
01:17:21,992 --> 01:17:23,310
They don't know
what it's like, dude.

1457
01:17:23,472 --> 01:17:24,910
Did you have to go
on fucking Letterman?

1458
01:17:25,071 --> 01:17:27,630
How could I possibly concentrate
when I'm dealing with--

1459
01:17:27,791 --> 01:17:30,151
- They don't want me on Letterman.
- Excuse me!

1460
01:17:30,312 --> 01:17:33,111
When I'm fucking dealing
with fucking Diddy

1461
01:17:33,271 --> 01:17:36,751
and his fullness,
his idea of what's right?

1462
01:17:36,912 --> 01:17:39,671
They're actually gonna see
how fucking hard it is.

1463
01:17:39,832 --> 01:17:44,072
I came in here to talk
and now, you know what, dude?

1464
01:17:44,232 --> 01:17:47,512
Think of a fucking bit
worthwhile.

1465
01:17:47,672 --> 01:17:51,151
But fuck off anyways, dude.
Honestly, Ant, I'm through with you.

1466
01:17:51,313 --> 01:17:54,551
Do whatever the fuck you want.
And I hope one day

1467
01:17:54,713 --> 01:17:57,192
I see a bit that's worthwhile
that you were involved in.

1468
01:17:57,353 --> 01:17:59,912
Although I find that
highly unlikely.

1469
01:18:18,634 --> 01:18:21,073
You want a bit?
I'll give you a bit.

1470
01:18:43,995 --> 01:18:45,594
Oh the fuck are you--?!

1471
01:18:45,755 --> 01:18:47,434
Oh fuck, oh!

1472
01:18:47,594 --> 01:18:49,874
What the fuck are you
fucking doing?

1473
01:18:50,035 --> 01:18:52,393
- Oh!
- The fuck you doing?

1474
01:18:57,395 --> 01:18:59,434
Fuck!

1475
01:19:01,355 --> 01:19:02,795
Lar!

1476
01:19:02,955 --> 01:19:05,395
- What the fuck?
- What the fuck is that?

1477
01:19:05,555 --> 01:19:08,434
Is that human
fucking shit, dude?

1478
01:19:08,595 --> 01:19:10,394
Did someone just
human shit on me?

1479
01:19:10,555 --> 01:19:12,434
Let me see.

1480
01:19:12,595 --> 01:19:14,955
Oh man, fuck.

1481
01:19:15,116 --> 01:19:17,035
- Jesus.
- I'm gonna fucking kill him.

1482
01:19:17,196 --> 01:19:19,835
I'm gonna fucking murder him.
Get the fuck out of here.

1483
01:19:19,996 --> 01:19:22,795
Get out of here.

1484
01:19:25,916 --> 01:19:29,396
Please welcome
Natalie Portman and Ben Stiller.

1485
01:19:44,557 --> 01:19:47,596
Cinematographers
are the unsung heroes of movies.

1486
01:19:47,757 --> 01:19:50,636
They live and breathe
shadow and light.

1487
01:19:51,837 --> 01:19:54,996
Their work is the bedrock
of every production.

1488
01:19:55,157 --> 01:19:58,077
This is ridiculous.
You're chewing gum at the Oscars.

1489
01:19:59,438 --> 01:20:01,997
Okay, I'll take it out.

1490
01:20:02,158 --> 01:20:04,637
- What's going on with you?
- Nothing.

1491
01:20:04,798 --> 01:20:07,436
I just want to retire from being
a funny guy, that's all.

1492
01:20:07,598 --> 01:20:10,637
You look like you work
at a Hasidic meth lab.

1493
01:20:10,798 --> 01:20:14,077
What do you want to do?

1494
01:20:14,238 --> 01:20:16,437
- What do you want to do?
- I don't know.

1495
01:20:16,598 --> 01:20:18,477
Maybe...

1496
01:20:18,638 --> 01:20:20,317
cinematography.

1497
01:20:20,478 --> 01:20:22,637
The documentaries
nominated here today

1498
01:20:22,798 --> 01:20:25,037
could not be more different.

1499
01:20:25,199 --> 01:20:26,878
And yet as we face anxiety

1500
01:20:27,038 --> 01:20:28,918
and uncertainty at the dawn of this--

1501
01:20:29,078 --> 01:20:31,157
will you shut the fuck up?

1502
01:20:32,238 --> 01:20:34,558
It's fucking distracting.

1503
01:20:35,919 --> 01:20:37,278
I've given up acting.

1504
01:20:37,439 --> 01:20:39,598
You've given up acting?!
You've given up shaving.

1505
01:20:39,759 --> 01:20:40,918
There's a difference.

1506
01:20:41,079 --> 01:20:43,278
I'm gonna do my
Joaquin Phoenix for you.

1507
01:20:43,439 --> 01:20:44,878
I'm as giddy
as Joaquin Phoenix

1508
01:20:45,039 --> 01:20:46,958
with a ballpoint pen
and a blank prescription pad.

1509
01:20:47,119 --> 01:20:48,438
We better call Puff Daddy...

1510
01:20:48,599 --> 01:20:50,719
Phoenix has gone completely nuts.

1511
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:52,958
Earlier this month
You might recall

1512
01:20:53,119 --> 01:20:55,998
actor Joaquin Phoenix made
a rather odd appearance, to put it mildly.

1513
01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:01,718
Everybody, it looks like
Joaquin Phoenix is finished.

1514
01:21:01,879 --> 01:21:04,719
And if he wasn't such an asshole,
this would kinda be a sad day.

1515
01:21:04,879 --> 01:21:08,479
He should have stayed Joaquin Phoenix,
the tortured actor. This rapping thing?

1516
01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:11,040
It's like somebody turning the lights on
in a bar at 2:00 a.m.

1517
01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:13,599
It just looks fucking horrible.

1518
01:21:13,761 --> 01:21:17,040
But before we mourn his 15 minutes,
let's remember that prior to J.P.,

1519
01:21:17,201 --> 01:21:19,839
he was Joaquin Phoenix,
which wasn't even his real name either.

1520
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:22,560
It was like Leaf Jacobs
or some shit like that.

1521
01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:26,800
He is a product of ambition--
just a hipper vegan Tom Cruise.

1522
01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:29,600
You know, all that noise about "I am the guy
who doesn't care what you think of me;

1523
01:21:29,761 --> 01:21:31,440
I don't watch my movies;
I'm so real"

1524
01:21:31,601 --> 01:21:33,720
was not only annoying bullshit,
but it obscured the fact

1525
01:21:33,881 --> 01:21:36,320
that he was just a fucking ham
even when he mumbled.

1526
01:21:36,481 --> 01:21:39,200
Now maybe we can appreciate
the subtle, more refined talents

1527
01:21:39,361 --> 01:21:42,320
of a-- dare I say--
Leonardo DiCaprio,

1528
01:21:42,481 --> 01:21:44,120
or a Matt Damon?

1529
01:21:44,281 --> 01:21:46,760
Is it real?
It really doesn't matter.

1530
01:21:46,922 --> 01:21:48,321
Hugh Grant got head from that hooker
and was forgiven

1531
01:21:48,482 --> 01:21:50,321
before his "Leno" appearance
went to commercial.

1532
01:21:50,482 --> 01:21:52,241
And Britney shaved her head
and showed us her pussy

1533
01:21:52,402 --> 01:21:54,281
and we still wanted more.
But Phoenix is fucked

1534
01:21:54,442 --> 01:21:56,321
because even behind
that homeless man's beard

1535
01:21:56,482 --> 01:21:58,641
and without showing
his genitalia,

1536
01:21:58,802 --> 01:22:02,322
he has still managed to empty
his little bucket of mystery all over the floor.

1537
01:22:02,482 --> 01:22:06,162
Leaf, Joaquin, J.P.,
all three of you are finished.

1538
01:22:06,322 --> 01:22:09,401
There's no spectacle to hope for,
no fantasy to imagine.

1539
01:22:09,563 --> 01:22:12,001
The thrill is gone.

1540
01:22:23,322 --> 01:22:25,122
Hey, David.
Yeah, it's Larry.

1541
01:22:25,283 --> 01:22:27,042
With Joaquin.

1542
01:22:27,203 --> 01:22:29,203
Yeah, I wanted to talk to you
about getting Joaquin

1543
01:22:29,363 --> 01:22:31,042
down there at LIV
to perform this week.

1544
01:22:32,923 --> 01:22:34,882
Is Wednesday a big night?

1545
01:22:36,444 --> 01:22:39,122
I mean, is the place
going to be packed or--?

1546
01:22:41,684 --> 01:22:43,603
- I just talked to David.
- David?

1547
01:22:43,763 --> 01:22:45,843
- Yeah, the guy from Miami.
- Oh yeah?

1548
01:22:46,004 --> 01:22:48,163
- And what did he say?
- Wednesday night.

1549
01:22:49,524 --> 01:22:51,483
- Wednesday?
- Yeah.

1550
01:22:51,644 --> 01:22:53,123
Why the fuck Wednesday?

1551
01:22:53,284 --> 01:22:55,363
He says it's a good night.

1552
01:22:55,524 --> 01:22:58,564
You know, like hip crowd,
they'll like your music.

1553
01:22:58,724 --> 01:23:01,284
The guy down in Miami
had doubts about, you know,

1554
01:23:01,445 --> 01:23:03,803
Joaquin's abilities

1555
01:23:03,964 --> 01:23:05,843
and I had to reassure him
a little bit

1556
01:23:06,004 --> 01:23:09,003
that it wasn't going to be
another "Letterman" thing.

1557
01:23:10,885 --> 01:23:12,764
I don't know.
I mean...

1558
01:23:14,965 --> 01:23:17,844
I can't question that.
If he wants to do something, we do it.

1559
01:23:50,407 --> 01:23:53,045
♪ A charity's being formed
for this deformity ♪

1560
01:23:53,206 --> 01:23:55,765
♪ 'Cause man can't conform for nobody... ♪

1561
01:23:55,926 --> 01:23:57,845
How-- what's that sound like?

1562
01:23:58,006 --> 01:24:00,725
♪ What can I say to Antony
but "Fuck you"? ♪

1563
01:24:00,887 --> 01:24:04,166
No, all right.
Do you have reverb on the vocal?

1564
01:24:04,327 --> 01:24:06,526
- Uh, no.
- No, nothing.

1565
01:24:06,687 --> 01:24:09,566
Uh-huh. And the track
isn't running through the board at all?

1566
01:24:09,727 --> 01:24:11,486
There's no--
we can't E.Q. the track?

1567
01:24:43,128 --> 01:24:45,368
♪ I'm still real, I won't kneel ♪

1568
01:24:45,529 --> 01:24:47,927
♪ Unless it's God,
my team will know how I feel ♪

1569
01:24:48,089 --> 01:24:50,168
♪ I never sold out, never,
my good soul, never ♪

1570
01:24:50,329 --> 01:24:53,288
♪ I live forever,
I'm the one that God's chosen, bitch. ♪

1571
01:25:08,010 --> 01:25:09,968
Lar?

1572
01:25:22,490 --> 01:25:24,129
Go go go go.

1573
01:25:24,290 --> 01:25:26,809
Coming in through the deejay booth.
Be by the deejay booth.

1574
01:25:33,531 --> 01:25:34,689
Side of the stage.
Bring him through the stage.

1575
01:25:34,850 --> 01:25:36,609
Go go go go!
The side of the stage--

1576
01:25:36,770 --> 01:25:38,690
bring him
off the side of the stage-- go!

1577
01:26:37,093 --> 01:26:39,852
What the fuck is up, Miami?!

1578
01:26:42,653 --> 01:26:45,612
And now let's hear it...

1579
01:26:45,773 --> 01:26:49,292
for J.P., baby.
Let's motherfucking rock!

1580
01:27:08,414 --> 01:27:10,493
What?

1581
01:27:10,654 --> 01:27:11,973
Fuck you.

1582
01:27:15,054 --> 01:27:17,533
♪ I'm still here,
I don't scare ♪

1583
01:27:17,694 --> 01:27:20,253
♪ I don't fear,
don't even fear fucking fear ♪

1584
01:27:20,414 --> 01:27:23,013
♪ I never crack, never,
I don't give, never ♪

1585
01:27:23,174 --> 01:27:25,534
♪ I live forever,
I'm the one that God... ♪

1586
01:27:25,695 --> 01:27:28,334
♪ I'm still real,
I won't kneel ♪

1587
01:27:28,494 --> 01:27:31,134
♪ Unless it's God,
my team know how I feel ♪

1588
01:27:31,295 --> 01:27:33,774
♪ I never sold out, never,
my good soul, never ♪

1589
01:27:33,935 --> 01:27:36,414
♪ I live forever,
I'm the one that God chose ♪

1590
01:27:36,575 --> 01:27:39,334
♪ I heard the call,
alarms sounding off ♪

1591
01:27:39,495 --> 01:27:42,094
♪ Feeling guilty 'cause my night
was spent fucking off ♪

1592
01:27:42,255 --> 01:27:44,934
♪ History perverted me,
words can never harm me ♪

1593
01:27:45,095 --> 01:27:48,414
♪ Saying I'm the epitome
of a fucking rap self-parody ♪

1594
01:27:48,576 --> 01:27:51,055
♪ A charity's being formed
for this deformity ♪

1595
01:27:51,216 --> 01:27:53,695
♪ This man can't conform
for nobody ♪

1596
01:27:53,855 --> 01:27:56,415
♪ I made it here despite
the efforts of a few ♪

1597
01:27:56,576 --> 01:27:59,015
♪ What can I say to a punk
but "Fuck you"? ♪

1598
01:27:59,176 --> 01:28:01,375
♪ I must confess,
I'm preposterous at best ♪

1599
01:28:01,536 --> 01:28:05,295
♪ A pretentious mess,
can't get himself even dressed ♪

1600
01:28:05,456 --> 01:28:08,015
♪ In response I don't get mad,
I shake you off ♪

1601
01:28:08,176 --> 01:28:10,536
♪ Waving goodbye
like I was last year's fad ♪

1602
01:28:10,697 --> 01:28:12,576
♪ Trend-setting,
on you I won't be betting ♪

1603
01:28:12,737 --> 01:28:15,176
♪ I let it go so long as you know
that I'm stormy weather ♪

1604
01:28:15,337 --> 01:28:17,575
♪ And whether or not
you're better or not ♪

1605
01:28:17,736 --> 01:28:20,776
♪ Couldn't make a lick of difference
from where I'm sitting at the top ♪

1606
01:28:20,937 --> 01:28:23,456
♪ Here through these years,
I don't scare ♪

1607
01:28:23,616 --> 01:28:25,856
♪ Don't even fear
fucking fear ♪

1608
01:28:26,017 --> 01:28:28,336
♪ I never crack, never,
I don't give, never ♪

1609
01:28:28,497 --> 01:28:31,176
♪ I'll throw it down,
you can bet on that, fella ♪

1610
01:28:31,337 --> 01:28:33,416
♪ I'm still real,
I won't kneel ♪

1611
01:28:33,577 --> 01:28:36,416
♪ Unless it's God,
my team know how I feel ♪

1612
01:28:36,577 --> 01:28:39,176
♪ I never sold out, never,
my good soul, never ♪

1613
01:28:39,338 --> 01:28:42,897
♪ Live forever, I'm the one
that God's chosen, bitch ♪

1614
01:28:43,058 --> 01:28:45,457
♪ Long-winded letters
that I've written ♪

1615
01:28:45,618 --> 01:28:48,257
♪ Once a snake has bitten,
I'll forgive but won't forget it ♪

1616
01:28:48,418 --> 01:28:51,017
♪ Not talking revenge,
I don't have the time to do to you ♪

1617
01:28:51,177 --> 01:28:53,457
♪ All the fucked-up things,
fantasies of ruining you ♪

1618
01:28:53,618 --> 01:28:56,137
♪ Ain't got a crew,
but I'll take on yours ♪

1619
01:28:56,298 --> 01:28:59,017
♪ Gotta wrap this shit up with you
'cause I'm so fucking bored ♪

1620
01:28:59,178 --> 01:29:00,618
♪ Just this one thing
I gotta say ♪

1621
01:29:00,778 --> 01:29:02,658
♪ To let you know,
to get it off my chest ♪

1622
01:29:02,819 --> 01:29:04,578
♪ Before this long rest ♪

1623
01:29:04,739 --> 01:29:07,698
♪ I never betrayed you,
I never did what you thought I did ♪

1624
01:29:07,859 --> 01:29:09,857
♪ Still you came at me
swinging, kid ♪

1625
01:29:10,019 --> 01:29:12,778
♪ Nevertheless I wish you the best
and pray you get to heaven ♪

1626
01:29:12,939 --> 01:29:15,457
♪ But more than likely
you'll be burning with the devil ♪

1627
01:29:15,619 --> 01:29:17,258
♪ Here through these years ♪

1628
01:29:17,419 --> 01:29:20,098
♪ I don't fear,
don't even fear fucking fear ♪

1629
01:29:20,259 --> 01:29:22,979
♪ I never crack, never,
I don't give, never ♪

1630
01:29:23,139 --> 01:29:25,579
♪ I throw it down,
you can bet on that, fella ♪

1631
01:29:25,739 --> 01:29:27,978
♪ I'm still real,
I won't kneel ♪

1632
01:29:28,139 --> 01:29:31,018
♪ Unless it's God,
my team know how I feel ♪

1633
01:29:31,180 --> 01:29:33,698
♪ I never sold out, never,
my good soul, never ♪

1634
01:29:33,859 --> 01:29:36,738
♪ I live forever,
I'm the one that God's chosen ♪

1635
01:29:36,900 --> 01:29:38,979
♪ Bitch. ♪

1636
01:29:39,140 --> 01:29:40,899
So, LIV,
it's good to see y'all.

1637
01:29:41,060 --> 01:29:43,379
Dude, what's your
fucking problem?

1638
01:29:43,540 --> 01:29:46,179
Shut the fuck up.

1639
01:29:46,340 --> 01:29:49,139
You wanna get up here
and try and fucking do it, bitch?

1640
01:29:49,300 --> 01:29:50,859
Show it, yeah.

1641
01:29:51,020 --> 01:29:53,260
Sorry, we got a fucking asshole
in the audience.

1642
01:29:53,421 --> 01:29:55,139
Fucking shut up, dude.

1643
01:29:55,300 --> 01:29:57,419
Does my suit cost more
than you fucking make

1644
01:29:57,580 --> 01:29:59,020
in a fucking week, dude?

1645
01:29:59,181 --> 01:30:01,299
Is that why?
Yeah.

1646
01:30:03,021 --> 01:30:05,540
Dude, I got a million dollars
in a fucking bank account.

1647
01:30:05,701 --> 01:30:07,820
What do you got, bitch?
You washing dishes?

1648
01:30:07,980 --> 01:30:11,140
You standing around washing dishes,
you gonna come make fun of me?

1649
01:30:11,301 --> 01:30:13,300
All right,
taking the next song--

1650
01:30:13,462 --> 01:30:15,700
uh... what?

1651
01:30:16,661 --> 01:30:18,220
You motherfucking asshole.

1652
01:30:26,182 --> 01:30:28,300
Oh, grab it!

1653
01:30:32,182 --> 01:30:33,941
Get off.

1654
01:30:37,462 --> 01:30:40,742
Joaquin, Joaquin, Joaquin.

1655
01:30:46,422 --> 01:30:48,142
Is that it?

1656
01:31:17,703 --> 01:31:20,822
And water.

1657
01:31:30,544 --> 01:31:33,703
Here you go.

1658
01:31:34,704 --> 01:31:36,503
Can I get some water too,
please?

1659
01:31:46,665 --> 01:31:49,384
We'll take the back
so they won't get you.

1660
01:31:49,545 --> 01:31:51,464
I hope.

1661
01:31:54,865 --> 01:31:57,304
You all right?

1662
01:32:21,626 --> 01:32:23,466
Dude, that was
a good show.