1
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I'm sleeping.

2
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You're okay?

3
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( laughter )

4
00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:19,245
Ow!

5
00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:20,288
Get up, get up!

6
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No!

7
00:01:21,372 --> 00:01:23,249
You try.

8
00:01:27,003 --> 00:01:30,423
Come on, this is gonna be
your big day.

9
00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:32,505
We don't wanna miss
this opportunity.

10
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All right?

11
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Who's coming today?

12
00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:44,437
You know who's comin'.

13
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( groans )

14
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Bobby...

15
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We got to.

16
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No! bobby!

17
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( grunting )

18
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Watch out!

19
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No, no!

20
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No!

21
00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:01,121
( screams )

22
00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:02,704
No. no!

23
00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:04,541
( screams )

24
00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,293
Ahh!

25
00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:13,982
April, you gotta hurry up.

26
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Okay, I'll be right there.

27
00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,186
April?

28
00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,273
I'm coming.

29
00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:37,448
Here I ce.

30
00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:43,538
( alarm beeping )

31
00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:48,459
( beeping stops )

32
00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,928
Joy? joy?

33
00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:06,101
Honey?

34
00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:22,911
Joy?

35
00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:28,124
( screams )

36
00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:29,643
Honey...
dad!

37
00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:31,747
Have you seen your mother?
I can't find your mother.

38
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No.

39
00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:37,174
Joy?

40
00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:39,928
Joy?

41
00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:42,972
Where are you?

42
00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:52,398
Would you knock?

43
00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,441
Where is she?

44
00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:54,483
I don't know. who?

45
00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:58,488
Your mother.

46
00:03:58,529 --> 00:04:00,198
Honey?

47
00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,240
Mom?

48
00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:02,659
Mommy?

49
00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:03,701
Joy?

50
00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,884
Okay, everybody, let's move it!

51
00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,695
You need this?

52
00:04:38,736 --> 00:04:40,071
Yeah, I think so.

53
00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:19,109
Bobby...

54
00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:22,739
Come on.

55
00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:26,284
Ugh.

56
00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,389
Here.

57
00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:49,431
Uh-uh. no.

58
00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,605
Hot, hot, hot!

59
00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,500
It doesn't really matter anyway.

60
00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:17,043
Babe, yes, it does.

61
00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:19,754
Bobby, they're probably
not even gonna come.

62
00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:25,736
Hi, mom.
How you feelin'?

63
00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,095
Great.

64
00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:28,136
That's good.

65
00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:31,391
How'd I do?

66
00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:32,600
You did great.

67
00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:34,268
Thought you'd think so.

68
00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:36,687
Absolutely.

69
00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,313
You sure?
Positively.

70
00:06:38,314 --> 00:06:40,482
Better check.

71
00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:41,668
I know it's here somewhere.

72
00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:43,528
What's taking them so long?

73
00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:46,614
I'm just wondering if it isn't
completely selfish of her,

74
00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:49,324
asking us to come
all the way to new york.

75
00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:51,085
Should mom even be traveling?

76
00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:54,247
Well, sweetie, if not now, when?

77
00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:56,874
It's just... I offered
to make the meal,

78
00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,185
but that would've been too easy.

79
00:06:58,209 --> 00:06:59,209
Honestly, daddy,

80
00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:02,337
what makes her think
she can cook all of a sudden?

81
00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:04,549
I don't remember her
ever being in the kitchen.

82
00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:06,390
And who got an "a" in home ec?

83
00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:09,137
And you know how proud
we are of that, honey.

84
00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:10,364
Could you zip me up, please?

85
00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,931
Of course.

86
00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:14,183
Okay, it's gotta
be here somewhere.

87
00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:16,894
Honk the horn.

88
00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:18,520
I'm sure they'll be right out.

89
00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,624
Honk the horn, please.
We'll wake the neighbors.

90
00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:22,368
Screw the neighbors,
honk the goddamn horn.

91
00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,277
( horn honks )

92
00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:26,320
Mom, please!

93
00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:28,196
Look, the zipper
is not the problem.

94
00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:30,008
Well, actually, it kind of is.

95
00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:32,368
No, dad, the zipper's
not the problem.

96
00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,829
April is the problem... ah!

97
00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:36,348
Okay, okay, here they come.

98
00:07:36,372 --> 00:07:38,206
( honking continues )

99
00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:40,376
( honking stops )

100
00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:41,502
Hey. how you feeling?

101
00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:42,670
Great.

102
00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:43,838
Nauseous, dizzy?

103
00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,214
I feel great.

104
00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:46,257
How'd you sleep?

105
00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,467
I slept great.

106
00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:49,385
The camera... it's not here.

107
00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:50,427
Better hurry.

108
00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,392
You know, mom,
all you have to say is,

109
00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:59,687
"I don't feel up to it,"
and we'll all understand.

110
00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,449
What now?
Forgot my camera.

111
00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,399
Jesus. Where's your tie?
Do I have to wear a tie?

112
00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,401
You did not just ask me that.

113
00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:07,402
No, sir.

114
00:08:07,528 --> 00:08:10,490
You realize...

115
00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:12,241
This could very likely
be the last...

116
00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:14,743
Dad, your breath.

117
00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,454
No numbness or discomfort?

118
00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,580
Headaches?
No.

119
00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:19,999
Nauseous, dizzy?
You asked that already.

120
00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,793
All you have to say is,
"I don't feel up to it."

121
00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:23,875
Is that all I have to say?

122
00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,588
Do you feel sweaty, clammy?

123
00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:29,258
Are your hands cold, warm?
Are your fingers tingly?

124
00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,527
Because all you have to...

125
00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:31,551
Beth, shut up.

126
00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:36,307
'Morning, honey.
How are you feeling?

127
00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,829
You can never have
enough silverware.

128
00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:40,937
Look at these plates.

129
00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,523
Where did you get these?

130
00:08:45,441 --> 00:08:46,859
Those are salt and pepper.

131
00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:49,403
I know what they're for.
Where did you get them?

132
00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:50,613
From the store.

133
00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:54,830
We had these when I was a kid.

134
00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,454
The one time joy
let me hold them, she said,

135
00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:01,832
"be careful. They're worth
more than you are."

136
00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:04,710
That's terrible.

137
00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:06,212
Next year, they were gone.

138
00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:08,630
So, what happened?

139
00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:12,552
A hammer I was holding
fell on them.

140
00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:17,807
Good.

141
00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:21,894
How much were they?

142
00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:24,646
It wasn't cheap.

143
00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,818
How much did they cost, bobby?

144
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,908
They were 50 cents.

145
00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,999
You got yourself a deal.

146
00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:55,677
I'm sorry.
I didn't know.

147
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:10,494
Hey, hey, we've got
a lot of cookin' to do.

148
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,280
At 375 degrees
and fully stuffed,

149
00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,657
a 15-pound turkey
will take five hours to cook

150
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:19,619
if you figure
20 minutes a pound.

151
00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,662
Leave an hour to cool.

152
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:22,747
What are you saying?

153
00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,790
We got time.

154
00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:25,958
( engine starts )

155
00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:34,674
Mashed potatoes, gravy.

156
00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:39,513
Sweet potatoes... cut up,
melt some butter,

157
00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:40,555
sprinkle on brown sugar.

158
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,434
Green bean casserole
made with green bean stuff,

159
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,604
another dish made with
crushed crackers and oysters.

160
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,813
Sounds hard... isn't.

161
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,941
Just dot it with butter,
and right before baking,

162
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,735
barely cover it with hot milk.

163
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,613
Cranberry sauce... open the can,
pop it on a serving dish.

164
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,739
How simple is that?

165
00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:00,785
Waldorf salad made with apples,
celery, nuts, grapes,

166
00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,471
and the dressing
mixed with mayonnaise

167
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,872
and thinned with milk
or cream and sweetener.

168
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,514
Pumpkin pie... store-bought from
the very, very expensive store.

169
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,628
( moaning )

170
00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:17,760
Okay, watch your step.

171
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,348
Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.

172
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:30,272
Don't even think about... mom!

173
00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:33,274
Beth, it's for me
for when I'm old,

174
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:35,611
so I could always
remember this day.

175
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,363
Jim: nice and easy.

176
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,616
Almost there.

177
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:41,701
There we are.

178
00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:42,742
Hi, grandma.

179
00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:47,748
I'm Beth, your granddaughter.

180
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:48,833
Beth.

181
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,127
Oh, aren't you a love?

182
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,006
Hi, I'm Timmy.

183
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,800
Beth: timmy's your grandson.

184
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,722
Well, you don't say.

185
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:16,068
I know you.

186
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:19,821
Hi, mom. did you eat?

187
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,908
Hot, jim.
Get whatever's hot.

188
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,470
Woman on intercom: Good morning,
welcome to krispy kreme.

189
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:27,580
May I take your order?

190
00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:29,725
Beth: I'll have a vanilla-covered
cream-filled, please.

191
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,168
Can I get...
and two glazed crullers...

192
00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:34,503
Actually, I do want strawberry
with the powder on top.

193
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,046
Grandma: they have doughnuts?

194
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,128
Just remember, everybody,
April is cooking.

195
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:41,427
We'll need
an extra dozen glazed.

196
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:45,013
April?
Yeah?

197
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,807
What do you think
about cloth napkins?

198
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,226
Think they'd be better?
Paper's fine.

199
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:52,146
I'm worried that the paper
will feel kind of papery.

200
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:55,190
Do we have to talk
about this now?

201
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:58,860
I could pick them up while I'm
out doin' that thing I gotta do.

202
00:12:58,861 --> 00:12:59,904
You're going out?

203
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:03,031
Yeah. I gotta do
that thing, you know.

204
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,992
I think you'll like why.

205
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,819
I want you to go out.
I want you to go out now.

206
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,206
But I wanna help.

207
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,000
This is how you'll help me.

208
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,922
You go and do your thing and...

209
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,212
I'm fine.

210
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,340
Really?

211
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:22,718
Bobby, it's gonna be
easier without you.

212
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,012
Okay.

213
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,066
I'm goin'.

214
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,234
'Bye.

215
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,630
Mmm.

216
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:00,881
Mmm.

217
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:01,923
Mmm.

218
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:03,926
Mmm.

219
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,053
So, now tell me...

220
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:09,348
How could anyone
not believe in god?

221
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:14,937
( all savoring food )

222
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:15,979
( Beth laughs )

223
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,447
( laughs )

224
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:28,950
Bobby, they don't deserve
decorations.

225
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,536
Yeah, but you do.

226
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,129
Vroom!

227
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,964
Vroom!

228
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,926
( Magnetic field's I think
I need a new heart plays )

229
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,186
You've lied, too

230
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,938
but it's a sin

231
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,648
that I can't tell the truth

232
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,234
'cause it all comes out wrong

233
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,756
unless I put it in a song

234
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,239
so the radio plays

235
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,990
I think I need a new heart

236
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,951
ohh, ahh

237
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,997
I think I need a new heart

238
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,249
ohh, ahh

239
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,880
'cause I always tell you
'i love you'

240
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,883
when I mean,
'turn out the light'

241
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,886
and I'll say, 'let's run away'

242
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,889
when I just mean,
'stay the night'

243
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,599
but the words you want to hear

244
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,018
no!

245
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,854
No, no, no!

246
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,461
I think I need a new heart

247
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,193
ohh, ahh

248
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,363
no.

249
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,366
No!

250
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:51,700
No!

251
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:53,869
Come on.

252
00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:58,874
Bobby!

253
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,085
Bobby!

254
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,217
Machine recording:
Yeah, this is Anthony.

255
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,512
I'm out. If you have
a building problem,

256
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,233
hang on in...
I'll be back tomorrow.

257
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,308
And, oh, yeah...
Have a nice thanksgiving.

258
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,413
Machine recording:
We want you to know

259
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:22,314
that your call
is important to us.

260
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,233
In an effort
to serve you better,

261
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:27,111
your estimated wait time is...

262
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,196
48 minutes.

263
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,158
( knock on door )

264
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,535
Beth: Mom?

265
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,413
( knock on door )

266
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,416
How's it going in there?

267
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:41,667
( vomits )

268
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,171
Good job.

269
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,673
( vomits )

270
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:51,926
( loud knocking )

271
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,053
April: hello?

272
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,684
Hello?

273
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,791
If you keep knocking like that,

274
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,251
you are going to wake me up.

275
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,775
That's the...

276
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:10,070
And you don't want
to wake me up.

277
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,427
Beth: If you want
my opinion...

278
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,845
Nobody wants your opinion.

279
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,805
Nobody wants your opinion.
Stay out of it!

280
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,265
Beth, did dad even ask?

281
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,929
I'm not talking to you!

282
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,542
You always do this.

283
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,919
You should take charge
and turn this car around.

284
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,355
This is... mom.

285
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,963
Hey, you.

286
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,883
Here, let me.
Beth.

287
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:32,652
We were worried, honey.
Are you okay?

288
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:35,136
I'm good, honey.
I'm great, I feel fine.

289
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,722
I'm the excited one now.

290
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,806
Really? why is that?

291
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,309
Well, let's see.

292
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:42,061
I have fritos, cheetos...

293
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:43,270
No, joy...

294
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,480
Oh, Timmy... snowballs.

295
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,881
No, stop it!
Mom, a nutter butter.

296
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,377
That's enough, stop it.
It's not right... not now.

297
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,801
Not when April is hard at work
making all your favorites.

298
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:53,739
Not when she called

299
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:56,324
to check the ingredients
of a certain recipe.

300
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,261
I'm nipping this
in the bud right now.

301
00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:01,872
Jim...
jim...

302
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,541
I bet she called collect.
I will never call collect.

303
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,252
Aren't you the most
perfect thing ever?

304
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:08,294
Did someone say April?

305
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,134
Yes, grandma, she's
your other granddaughter.

306
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,677
I know.
I thought she was dead.

307
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,098
Honey, don't.
That's wasteful.

308
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:21,850
Look, I'm gonna say this once.

309
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,268
What?

310
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,163
We're gonna have
a very nice time.

311
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,522
You don't actually believe that.

312
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:29,108
It's possible, I think, yes.

313
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:30,901
Well, you're
a better man than me.

314
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,545
That's funny.
"better man." ha ha.

315
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:35,114
Don't get me wrong.
I'm glad we're going, jim.

316
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:37,199
This way,
instead of April showing up

317
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,121
with some new piercing
or some ugly new tattoo,

318
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,538
and... god forbid...
Staying overnight,

319
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,373
this way, we get to show up,

320
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,185
experience the disaster
that is her life,

321
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,876
smile through it,

322
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:51,338
and before you know it,
we're on our way home.

323
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,631
We don't know it's a disaster.

324
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,526
I know.
Believe me, I know.

325
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,009
Miss me?

326
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,362
Of course.
You bet.

327
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,388
Jim: April's doing
a lot better.

328
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:02,141
She's had a couple of real jobs,

329
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,976
she's found a new place,

330
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,645
Eddie the drug dealer
is history,

331
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,981
and... she's met
this new guy.

332
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,608
Beth: great.

333
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,234
Oh, this guy sounds promising.

334
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,235
Is that so?

335
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,487
Oh, yeah, he does.

336
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,249
Hm... and why is that?
Tell us, please, why?

337
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:23,287
Apparently, this guy bobby...

338
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,328
Reminds her of me.

339
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,132
( woman singing )

340
00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:43,140
Woman: Eugene,
somebody's at the door.

341
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,225
( resumes singing )

342
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,894
Who is it?

343
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:48,855
Hi, I'm in 3c.
I need some help.

344
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,107
Help?

345
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,149
( bolts click )

346
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:59,113
Hi. Um...
i have a problem.

347
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,991
Man: who is it?

348
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,452
It's the new girl in 3c.
Says she's got a problem.

349
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:05,037
Man: what?

350
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:08,332
Problems, Eugene.
The girl's got problems.

351
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,459
She's white,
she's got her youth,

352
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,128
her whole privileged life
ahead of her.

353
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:15,963
Ha ha!

354
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:18,634
I am looking forward
to hearing about her problems.

355
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:24,306
( laughter continues )

356
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,691
( laughter continues )

357
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,610
April: So, that's
the short version.

358
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,153
Oh, my.

359
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,030
Goddamn.

360
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,312
If I told you the long version,
you wouldn't have cried.

361
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,035
And she's how old?

362
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:48,163
She had me when she was
my age, so she's 42.

363
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,373
I'm 42.

364
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:50,999
You're 45.

365
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,671
I can't imagine.

366
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,008
Eugene here could be
chewin' on his supper

367
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:04,263
and choke to death
on a turkey bone this very day.

368
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:05,514
We just don't know.

369
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:09,183
But to realize
your time is almost up,

370
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:11,979
and you have one last chance
to do the things you love,

371
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,189
and be with those you love...

372
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,774
Goddamn!

373
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:19,319
You poor thing.
Your poor mother.

374
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,361
Yes...
no. Um...

375
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,907
You must have
a special relationship.

376
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,353
We do, yes.
Um... we're very close.

377
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,624
More like sisters.
She's like, my best...

378
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,668
You don't get along, do you?

379
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:39,047
No, not at all.
Never have.

380
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,214
Oh, dear.

381
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:41,716
Evette.

382
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,237
Oh, I know, baby, I know.

383
00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:48,348
Look, sweetie, we have
our own meal to make.

384
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,474
I understand.

385
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:50,892
But, wait, don't move.

386
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:54,163
Tina's comin' with
the boys about 2:00?

387
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:55,230
Eugene: That's right.

388
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,190
And glen will be late,
as always.

389
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,734
Do we even know
if rasheed is coming?

390
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:00,694
I know what you're thinkin'.

391
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,321
'Course you do.

392
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:03,631
You always know
what I'm thinkin'.

393
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:07,451
Here's what...

394
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:10,578
We'll put off
cooking ours until 10:30.

395
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:12,331
That'll get you started,

396
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:14,292
and then you'll have
two hours plus

397
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,252
to find another oven.

398
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,420
How's that sound?

399
00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:39,316
This yours?

400
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,710
Yo, I got a message for you.

401
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:41,985
What?

402
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,212
Tyrone's lookin' for you.

403
00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:44,237
I don't know no Tyrone.

404
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:45,780
Yeah, well, he knows you.

405
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,866
Ha ha. yeah.

406
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:03,232
Evette: This is a nice thing
you're doing for her.

407
00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:04,257
April: not really.

408
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:06,009
It is.
It's a nice gesture.

409
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,094
Isn't it nice, Eugene?

410
00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:08,553
Eugene: I have a question.

411
00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:11,305
April: "nice" writes letters,
"nice" goes home to visit.

412
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:13,308
You mean you haven't been back?

413
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:14,559
Hell, no.

414
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:15,601
Not since she got sick?

415
00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:19,773
It's, um... she likes it
better that way.

416
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,482
Oh, I don't believe you.

417
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:23,235
Believe me.
I'm the first pancake.

418
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:25,152
What do you mean?

419
00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:27,531
She's the one you're
supposed to throw out.

420
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:28,573
Now I have a question.

421
00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:29,449
Evette: what?

422
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:31,243
Did you stuff it?

423
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:36,415
Has the bird been stuffed?

424
00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:38,332
Yeah.

425
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:39,918
With what?

426
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,170
A... stalk of celery...
I don't know.

427
00:23:43,171 --> 00:23:44,339
Celery's good.

428
00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:45,673
Um, onion.

429
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:46,674
Evette: onion's good.

430
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:49,428
Mostly it's just
the mix from the box.

431
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,598
You used store-bought stuffing.

432
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,769
Yeah. What,
is that a bad thing?

433
00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:59,604
No, it'll be fine.
Fine.

434
00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:00,646
( Eugene clears throat )

435
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:02,357
What was I supposed to use?

436
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:04,693
I'm sure it's a great brand.
A fine brand.

437
00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:06,374
You don't use
store-bought stuffing.

438
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:09,364
Oh, please, Eugene,
your first turkey.

439
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:12,367
Need I remind you
of that half-cooked affair?

440
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:15,120
The meat all pink,
no flavor whatsoever,

441
00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:17,242
and the next year,
your burnt the poor bird.

442
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,707
( laughs )

443
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:21,709
( chuckles )

444
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,253
You remember that, right?

445
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,421
( laughs )

446
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,463
No, I don't remember.

447
00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:27,191
That's why I'm here, baby,

448
00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:28,716
so you don't forget anything.

449
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,969
Eugene: Yeah? Thanks a lot.
Pass me them beans.

450
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,429
April, don't worry
about it, honey.

451
00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:58,370
Oh!

452
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:04,753
Jim: Honey, what are you doing?
I don't need a map.

453
00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:06,253
I wanna take an alternate route.

454
00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:07,547
Beth: dad knows the way.

455
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:09,256
Back roads, see things
we've never seen.

456
00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:11,635
This way, the day won't be
a complete waste.

457
00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:12,677
Hope we're not late.

458
00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:14,346
We don't want to be early.

459
00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:15,764
Now, I'm giving you a choice.

460
00:25:15,805 --> 00:25:18,141
You can either let me
study the map,

461
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,602
or you can rely on
my uncanny sense of direction.

462
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:22,979
Which will it be?

463
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,540
Timmy: Uncanny sense
of direction.

464
00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:25,774
Okay...

465
00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:28,443
Where are we?

466
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:21,806
Careful now.
Don't let the heat out.

467
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:22,998
Okay.

468
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:27,001
How's it look?

469
00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:28,002
I... wouldn't know.

470
00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:34,758
What's he making?

471
00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:37,804
Tell her what
you're making, Eugene.

472
00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:40,724
Oh, nothing special this year.

473
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:45,395
No... just sweet potato soup
with buttered pecans,

474
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,898
her bed oyster stuffing,
giblet gravy,

475
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,780
some lemon-Rosemary green beans,

476
00:26:52,068 --> 00:26:54,988
sautéed red Swiss chard
with garlic,

477
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:56,865
hickory nut ice cream,

478
00:26:56,906 --> 00:26:58,533
and maple pumpkin pie.

479
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:01,745
Wow.

480
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,622
"Nothing special
this year."

481
00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:04,831
Yeah, right.

482
00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:06,708
How about you?

483
00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:09,252
Um...

484
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:14,633
Turkey, gravy, um...

485
00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:16,050
A Waldorf salad.

486
00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:18,719
Waldorf salad.
That sounds unusual.

487
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,097
It's made with different kinds
of fruits and nuts.

488
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:25,352
The dressing's
pretty much mayonnaise.

489
00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:27,395
And then mashed potatoes,
of course,

490
00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:29,272
and cranberry sauce,
which is easy...

491
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:31,608
Just open the can.

492
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:32,651
Evette...

493
00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:34,444
Oh, sweetie.

494
00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:38,072
I like it from the can.

495
00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:40,742
Nobody likes it from the can.

496
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,670
It was a squirrel, I think...

497
00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:52,711
Or a very small raccoon.

498
00:27:58,551 --> 00:27:59,969
Jim?

499
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:01,638
Yes, joy?

500
00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:04,556
Hop to.

501
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,983
Mom's lookin' for a spot.

502
00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:27,330
Timmy?

503
00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:30,749
Um...

504
00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:35,588
We're sorry we didn't know you.

505
00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:37,230
We hope it was quick, and...

506
00:28:38,591 --> 00:28:41,468
That's fine.
Beth, a song?

507
00:28:41,469 --> 00:28:42,470
No.

508
00:28:45,932 --> 00:28:48,809
Oh. Oh, I think tim
pretty much said it all.

509
00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:50,729
Then what are we waiting for?

510
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,130
Evette: Okay,
pour it in, sweetie.

511
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,654
Yeah, that's it.

512
00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:02,495
Look at you.
You're a natural.

513
00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,409
Right.

514
00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:07,579
While we're waiting for it
to dissolve, you stir.

515
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:08,620
Yep.

516
00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:12,625
Yeah. you go, girl!

517
00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:14,210
Stop it. it's nothing.

518
00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:15,836
Have you ever done it before?

519
00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:16,921
No.

520
00:29:16,963 --> 00:29:18,089
Then it's not nothing.

521
00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:19,799
Excuse me.
I just wanna...

522
00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:20,925
What's next?

523
00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:22,469
Next, we let it simmer

524
00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:24,510
until it becomes
a lovely texture.

525
00:29:25,054 --> 00:29:27,014
Please, could you just...

526
00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:28,735
Then we let it cool off.

527
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,226
Ladies, please.

528
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:32,508
Honey, please just use
your words and we'll move.

529
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:36,733
Don't worry about Eugene.

530
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,294
He always gets a little fussy.

531
00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:40,518
Have you had any luck
finding another place?

532
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:41,696
I haven't even started.

533
00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:42,781
Probably the sooner...

534
00:29:42,822 --> 00:29:44,198
Eugene: evette.

535
00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:45,801
The sooner you find
another oven, the better.

536
00:29:45,825 --> 00:29:46,910
Evette.

537
00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:48,535
I'm coming, Eugene.

538
00:29:48,536 --> 00:29:49,703
Don't worry. done.

539
00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:50,872
Okay.

540
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:54,959
( loud music plays )

541
00:29:58,713 --> 00:30:02,716
Hi. Um...
Eugene and evette in 2b...

542
00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:03,717
Do you know them?

543
00:30:04,093 --> 00:30:05,988
They're helping me
for the time being,

544
00:30:06,012 --> 00:30:07,931
and I was just wondering if...

545
00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:09,432
See, my family's coming,

546
00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:14,103
and my mom, she's...
it's complicated.

547
00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:16,606
Then the oven or the stove...

548
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,817
I don't know what it's called,
but it started...

549
00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:20,235
Man: sorry.

550
00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:24,572
Look, the truth is,
she's a rotten mother,

551
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:26,454
so I don't know why you'd
want to help anyway.

552
00:30:27,116 --> 00:30:30,577
It's funny. My mother
was a mean woman, too.

553
00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:32,247
Nasty.

554
00:30:32,288 --> 00:30:34,128
There wasn't a nice bone
in her body.

555
00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:36,876
Oh?

556
00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:40,171
She smoked non-stop,
cheated at cards,

557
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:44,467
and she complained
every day of her life.

558
00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:47,679
Sorry.

559
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,973
And you know what?

560
00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:52,267
There's nothing I wouldn't do

561
00:30:52,308 --> 00:30:55,937
for a chance to spend
more time with her.

562
00:31:03,069 --> 00:31:04,487
So you'll help me then?

563
00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:08,533
Mi casa, su casa.

564
00:31:10,785 --> 00:31:11,785
( numerous cats meowing )

565
00:31:20,795 --> 00:31:21,795
Help.

566
00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:24,841
Yo, latrell, man, this is bobby.

567
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,135
I'm at the spot.
Call me back.

568
00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:34,641
I'm at 212-737-3858.

569
00:31:34,642 --> 00:31:35,642
All right.

570
00:31:44,193 --> 00:31:45,986
It's such a big help.
Good.

571
00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:47,906
By the way, I'm April in 3c.

572
00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:49,115
Tish in 4a.

573
00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:53,703
Thank you, tish in 4a.
Thank you, thank you.

574
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,663
My family thanks you.

575
00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:58,041
( winds camera )

576
00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:00,835
( mechanical whirring )

577
00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:05,048
Okay, last one.

578
00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:19,062
( whirring continues )

579
00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:30,281
( camera clicks )

580
00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:32,951
There's our Christmas card.

581
00:32:32,992 --> 00:32:34,243
Come on, mom.

582
00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:37,329
Without April?

583
00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:40,166
Beth: Since when was she
in the picture?

584
00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:42,752
Wait. wait!

585
00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:51,719
Bobby...

586
00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:58,101
( music plays )

587
00:33:02,146 --> 00:33:03,606
( knock on door )

588
00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:06,442
I'm coming.

589
00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:11,906
( knock on door )

590
00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:21,165
You can keep the mitts.

591
00:33:21,207 --> 00:33:24,919
Eugene: Evette,
where's the strainer?

592
00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:25,920
Good luck.

593
00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:27,005
Thanks.

594
00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:42,186
Ow...

595
00:33:43,312 --> 00:33:44,522
Hi, it's just me.

596
00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:45,964
Oh, can I talk to you
for a second?

597
00:33:46,941 --> 00:33:47,859
Sure.

598
00:33:47,942 --> 00:33:48,985
Alone.

599
00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:56,492
Yeah. okay.

600
00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:58,452
There's something
I need you to know.

601
00:33:58,453 --> 00:33:59,662
Okay.

602
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:01,184
I never eat anything
that has a face.

603
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:04,417
Oh, don't worry,
you won't be eating it.

604
00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:06,061
I'll just be using your oven.

605
00:34:06,085 --> 00:34:07,627
Yes, but for me,

606
00:34:07,628 --> 00:34:09,255
that was once
a living, breathing soul.

607
00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:11,191
I'm a vegetarian.
I understand.

608
00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:12,842
Yes, but I'm a vegan.

609
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,511
And even the smell
of flesh cooking...

610
00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,306
I don't think I can help you.

611
00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:31,694
Latrell, man, this is bobby.

612
00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:35,031
I'm at the spot...

613
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,157
( slams receiver repeatedly )

614
00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:38,951
April:
Can anybody hear me?

615
00:34:38,993 --> 00:34:40,793
Does anybody have
a stove I can borrow?

616
00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:42,914
Please?

617
00:34:42,955 --> 00:34:44,916
Try Wayne in 5d.

618
00:34:44,957 --> 00:34:46,250
He's got a new stove.

619
00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:49,212
Talk louder, lady.

620
00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:55,301
( Yells ) try Wayne in
5d. He's got a new stove!

621
00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:56,469
Thank you.

622
00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:58,387
Thank you!

623
00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:02,475
Bobby: Hey, babe.

624
00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:04,437
I'm just callin' to see
how everything is goin'.

625
00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:08,606
If you don't need me,
you don't have to pick up.

626
00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:10,733
I'm just callin' to make sure
you're doin' fine.

627
00:35:12,193 --> 00:35:13,528
I love you.

628
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:17,073
Okay.

629
00:35:17,406 --> 00:35:21,327
I need this.

630
00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:24,247
If I could borrow your...

631
00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:26,082
Man:
They don't speak English.

632
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,458
I know that.

633
00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:30,962
If I could borrow...

634
00:35:31,003 --> 00:35:32,755
Man:
You're wasting your time.

635
00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:36,384
Excuse me.

636
00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:40,972
( dog whimpers )

637
00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:43,432
Excuse me.

638
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:48,145
Are you Wayne?

639
00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:54,152
Wayne with the new stove?

640
00:35:54,193 --> 00:35:57,363
Wayne: Technically,
it's a self-cleaning convection oven.

641
00:35:57,405 --> 00:36:00,158
It has an automatic
meat thermometer,

642
00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:04,120
audible preheat signal,
a dual bake element,

643
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:07,456
hot surface lights,
roasting rack,

644
00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:11,084
and my favorite...

645
00:36:11,085 --> 00:36:13,005
The frame less glass oven door

646
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:17,090
with deluxe big-view window.

647
00:36:17,091 --> 00:36:18,551
Wow...

648
00:36:20,052 --> 00:36:21,804
It's beautiful.

649
00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:27,226
Yes, it is.

650
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:28,603
( dog whimpers )

651
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,480
I don't know how to ask this...

652
00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:32,565
Be my guest.

653
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:33,482
Really?

654
00:36:33,524 --> 00:36:34,817
We'd be delighted.

655
00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:36,152
( dog whimpers )

656
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,653
Shh, Bernadette.

657
00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:40,698
It's all right.
She doesn't bite.

658
00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:49,332
( phone rings )

659
00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:50,957
Latrell, where you at, man?

660
00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:52,168
Where am I?

661
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,503
Yeah, where you at?
( latrell laughs )

662
00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:57,089
So the big man wants to know
where latrell is.

663
00:36:57,131 --> 00:36:59,383
Hell, yeah, I wanna know
where you at.

664
00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:01,886
Hey!
Right here.

665
00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:04,263
Where you been, man?
You're gonna make me late.

666
00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:05,598
Where you been?

667
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:06,720
I been standin' right here.

668
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:09,685
Do we know a Tyrone?

669
00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:11,103
Tyrell?

670
00:37:11,145 --> 00:37:12,145
Tyrone.

671
00:37:14,148 --> 00:37:16,028
Anyway, how far we got to go?

672
00:37:17,443 --> 00:37:18,653
Here she is.

673
00:37:22,531 --> 00:37:23,991
You gotta be kiddin' me.

674
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,370
You said you worked in retail.

675
00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:28,496
Yeah, I didn't lie.

676
00:37:28,537 --> 00:37:29,747
Help me out.

677
00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:36,045
Quality men's clothes?

678
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:38,447
You told me you can get me
a deal on quality men's clothes.

679
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:42,677
You'll get some quality
men's clothes. Trust me.

680
00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:45,438
Trust you.
Come on, man.

681
00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:51,696
I had you all wrong, man.
You had me wrong.

682
00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:55,106
'Cause I thought you was
the type of brother

683
00:37:55,147 --> 00:37:57,525
that ain't really need
no fancy labels

684
00:37:57,566 --> 00:38:00,987
or no Armani Prada bullshit.

685
00:38:01,028 --> 00:38:02,363
Get outta here, man.

686
00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:04,699
You know, 90%
of the people in the world

687
00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:06,533
would love to have
these clothes.

688
00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:08,095
What I'm tryin' to tell you is,

689
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:11,580
as long as it's useful,
as long as we can wear it,

690
00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:15,167
as long as people
that we love can wear it,

691
00:38:15,209 --> 00:38:16,289
it's gonna be on that rack.

692
00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:18,546
So, best get to lookin'.

693
00:38:18,587 --> 00:38:21,215
Now, were I you,
I'd start down there.

694
00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:23,657
Were I you, if I don't find nothin',
you better not be here.

695
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:26,679
Joy: pull over, jim.

696
00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:28,556
Pull over now, now!
Pull over.

697
00:38:28,597 --> 00:38:30,724
Beth: Are you woozy?
Tired?

698
00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:33,561
Timmy: Do you feel sick?
Do you need some fresh air?

699
00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:35,562
Mom, you should probably...

700
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:37,565
I'm fine.
I'm fine.

701
00:38:37,606 --> 00:38:38,606
I'm fine.
I just...

702
00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:42,403
I... I keep waiting
for a good time to tell you,

703
00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:45,281
but there's really no good time.

704
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,363
I need everyone to listen.

705
00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:52,413
I don't know how to say this.

706
00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:58,627
We need to discuss how
each of you... oh, god...

707
00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:00,254
It's okay, sweetie.

708
00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:08,054
How each of you,
in your own way,

709
00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:09,095
is going to handle...

710
00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:16,812
Discarding food without
letting our hostess know.

711
00:39:18,272 --> 00:39:19,523
( laughs )

712
00:39:19,565 --> 00:39:22,443
Oh, please.
Joy, really.

713
00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:26,197
Jim: that's not very funny.

714
00:39:26,238 --> 00:39:28,741
( joy continues laughing )

715
00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:31,535
Here's what I suggest...

716
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:35,790
Take a bite of whatever it is...

717
00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:37,875
Let's say
the green bean casserole.

718
00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:39,877
Pretend to chew, cough,
bring napkin to mouth,

719
00:39:41,587 --> 00:39:44,465
spit food into napkin,
excuse yourself.

720
00:39:44,507 --> 00:39:47,510
Drop food in toilet, flush.

721
00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:48,551
( laughs )

722
00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:15,246
Honey, roll it tighter
next time.

723
00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:25,649
( Music plays
through headphones )

724
00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:28,050
Joy:
Won't you tell me why?

725
00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:35,850
Baby, won't you tell me why?

726
00:40:35,891 --> 00:40:37,268
Why

727
00:40:37,309 --> 00:40:40,062
( camera shutter clicks )

728
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:47,236
( music stops )

729
00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:49,113
The thing about smack daddy is...

730
00:40:49,321 --> 00:40:50,364
Who?

731
00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:51,490
Smack daddy.

732
00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:53,199
Have I heard of smack daddy?

733
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,345
Timmy: He's a black singer, dad.
You wouldn't know him.

734
00:40:55,369 --> 00:40:57,009
Oh, no, I never heard of, uh,

735
00:40:57,872 --> 00:41:00,458
James brown or Barry white,

736
00:41:00,499 --> 00:41:02,251
or puffy the dog.

737
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:03,377
May I finish?

738
00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:04,545
Jim: please.

739
00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:07,089
The thing about smack daddy is,

740
00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:09,508
you know with him,
it's no one-night stand.

741
00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:11,260
That it's forever.

742
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:12,302
Millions want him,

743
00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:18,224
but it's as if he's
only singin' to me... baby.

744
00:41:18,225 --> 00:41:19,894
Age doesn't matter.

745
00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:22,729
He doesn't care that I'm old
and sick and falling apart.

746
00:41:22,730 --> 00:41:24,499
He sees my soul.
He's not fickle.

747
00:41:24,523 --> 00:41:25,691
He's there for me.

748
00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:26,733
Like dad?

749
00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:29,069
Well, your father can't sing.

750
00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:32,114
But smack daddy...

751
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:36,577
Man alive, is he sexy, which...

752
00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:39,497
It does lead
to this whole sexual thing.

753
00:41:39,538 --> 00:41:42,415
I mean, it...

754
00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:44,456
Does bring up some sort
of nice memories.

755
00:41:46,712 --> 00:41:48,714
Beth: You mean
with dad, right?

756
00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:50,090
Him, too.

757
00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:54,136
( music resumes )

758
00:42:09,401 --> 00:42:10,402
Hello?

759
00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:13,488
Hello?

760
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,367
What?

761
00:42:16,408 --> 00:42:18,244
Hello. it's you.

762
00:42:20,913 --> 00:42:23,194
I was knocking on a lot of doors
looking for you.

763
00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:26,460
Yours was ajar.

764
00:42:26,502 --> 00:42:28,182
Come in.
How's it goin'?

765
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,304
No foreseeable problems.

766
00:42:37,346 --> 00:42:39,431
I was about to check
your turkey myself.

767
00:42:39,473 --> 00:42:41,976
Then I thought,
since it's yours,

768
00:42:42,017 --> 00:42:43,936
maybe you'd prefer
to do the checking.

769
00:42:45,479 --> 00:42:46,605
Okay.

770
00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:51,694
I certainly could do it for you,

771
00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:52,735
and will, if you'd like.

772
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,656
Didn't want to presume...

773
00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:58,450
That's fine, whatever.

774
00:43:02,329 --> 00:43:03,872
It's a common misconception

775
00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:06,792
that you can just stick
a turkey in the oven.

776
00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:08,501
Turkey needs to be tended to,

777
00:43:08,502 --> 00:43:11,170
he needs to be
cared for lovingly.

778
00:43:11,171 --> 00:43:13,591
One must pay
close attention to poultry.

779
00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:17,677
Sure.

780
00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:19,345
So much can go wrong.

781
00:43:19,346 --> 00:43:22,933
A turkey could burn in places,
be overcooked, undercooked...

782
00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:27,146
Which is a health hazard...
And what about basting?

783
00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:29,231
Look, Wayne,
I'll be up in a second, okay?

784
00:43:34,361 --> 00:43:35,529
The second's up.

785
00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:42,286
Just give me a minute.

786
00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:49,001
Tick-tock.

787
00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:56,550
Tick-tock.

788
00:43:58,636 --> 00:43:59,928
( April groans )

789
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:08,479
Wait. here I come.

790
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,439
Oh, I don't think so.

791
00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,792
Bernadette has a small bladder,
and if I don't get her outside...

792
00:44:12,816 --> 00:44:14,610
Can't I pop my head in?

793
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:15,861
I'm afraid not.

794
00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:16,903
I'll be real quick.

795
00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:18,697
No.

796
00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:20,239
Do you know that good feeling

797
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:21,509
that often comes
from being helpful?

798
00:44:21,533 --> 00:44:23,035
Yes.

799
00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:24,997
I'm not having
that feeling here.

800
00:44:25,871 --> 00:44:28,415
Look, Wayne, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize...

801
00:44:28,457 --> 00:44:30,084
So I ask myself,

802
00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:32,406
"Wayne, it's very clear
what you're doing for her,

803
00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:35,588
but what are you
getting out of this?"

804
00:44:35,589 --> 00:44:38,758
I think you need to take
some time and think about that,

805
00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:40,760
so that maybe later,

806
00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:44,515
you help me understand what I'm
getting from this exchange...

807
00:44:44,556 --> 00:44:46,766
If we can even call it
an exchange.

808
00:44:46,767 --> 00:44:47,767
Come along, Bernadette.

809
00:44:53,399 --> 00:44:54,399
All crap, latrell!

810
00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:57,027
Latrell!

811
00:44:57,069 --> 00:44:59,446
( television plays )

812
00:44:59,488 --> 00:45:00,614
Keep lookin'!

813
00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:05,744
These are pimp clothes, man!

814
00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:06,954
Money green.

815
00:45:06,995 --> 00:45:08,288
No!

816
00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:09,790
All right.
Lapel surprise.

817
00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:11,417
No!

818
00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:12,501
Velvet.

819
00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:14,627
Hell, no! no!

820
00:45:14,628 --> 00:45:17,631
How am I supposed to wear this?

821
00:45:22,594 --> 00:45:24,137
Big man,

822
00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:26,218
look, I was savin'
this little number for myself,

823
00:45:26,765 --> 00:45:28,642
but I think it's more your size.

824
00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:29,810
Try that.

825
00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:38,317
What do you have there?

826
00:45:38,318 --> 00:45:40,529
These are some photos
I've taken of mom,

827
00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:42,656
before and now.

828
00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:43,949
Grandma: how nice.

829
00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:46,744
Timmy: I got a camera
for my birthday.

830
00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:48,162
Timmy is very talented.

831
00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:50,014
Jim: All of our children
are talented.

832
00:45:50,038 --> 00:45:51,665
Joy: Yes,
beth's talented, too.

833
00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:53,792
Grandma: oh, how nice.

834
00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:56,712
Uh... maybe this
isn't the best time.

835
00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:03,010
Timmy: this was before.

836
00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:06,846
Joy: So I
could remember them always.

837
00:46:06,847 --> 00:46:09,057
Okay, that's enough.

838
00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:10,851
I think so.

839
00:46:10,893 --> 00:46:13,353
There's one more
I want to show you.

840
00:46:15,063 --> 00:46:16,356
Where's that one?

841
00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:19,318
Ahh, this is my favorite.

842
00:46:22,988 --> 00:46:25,365
Look how the light and...

843
00:46:28,535 --> 00:46:30,037
how the arm is.

844
00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:34,153
I think I prefer beth's singing.

845
00:46:54,686 --> 00:46:58,106
( Magnetic field's luckiest guy
on the lower east side plays )

846
00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:04,530
Harry is the one
I think you'll marry

847
00:47:05,739 --> 00:47:09,743
but it's Chris
that you kissed after school

848
00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:18,252
( indistinct noise )

849
00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:22,673
Wayne?

850
00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:25,634
Wayne?

851
00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,553
Wayne?

852
00:47:27,594 --> 00:47:29,394
Latrell: Hey, you ever hear
the phrase,

853
00:47:29,638 --> 00:47:32,641
"beware the occasion
that warrants a new suit"?

854
00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:33,766
Nope.

855
00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:35,310
I'm tellin' you, beware.

856
00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:37,103
You never been in love.

857
00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:38,689
I never been in love,

858
00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:41,024
and I don't wanna
be in love, thank you.

859
00:47:41,066 --> 00:47:42,901
Yeah, well,
it does things to you.

860
00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:45,696
Hm. like what?

861
00:47:45,737 --> 00:47:49,825
You do things you thought
you never could ever do.

862
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:51,660
My mama, god rest her soul...

863
00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:53,704
Lord, not another mama story!

864
00:47:53,745 --> 00:47:55,956
She was drivin'.
Your mama can't drive.

865
00:47:55,998 --> 00:47:58,917
You didn't know my mother,
and I pity you for that.

866
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:00,879
Don't pity me.
You the one in love.

867
00:48:00,961 --> 00:48:03,964
Anyway, my mother was drivin',
and I was just a baby.

868
00:48:04,006 --> 00:48:05,299
The car flipped over,

869
00:48:05,340 --> 00:48:06,820
and I was trapped
underneath the car.

870
00:48:06,925 --> 00:48:09,136
You know what she did?
She lifted up the car.

871
00:48:09,177 --> 00:48:10,596
Bullshit.

872
00:48:10,637 --> 00:48:12,556
I'm tellin' you...
She lifted the car

873
00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:14,349
and she pulled me to safety.

874
00:48:14,391 --> 00:48:16,160
She had this moment
of unbelievable strength,

875
00:48:16,184 --> 00:48:17,644
'cause she had love.

876
00:48:22,524 --> 00:48:24,364
Yeah, that's what love does.

877
00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:29,489
( Beth singing in Italian )

878
00:48:42,502 --> 00:48:45,756
( Singing continues,
camera shutter clicks )

879
00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:17,579
Bravo, bravo!

880
00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:19,164
Encore, encore!

881
00:49:19,206 --> 00:49:20,874
Any requests?

882
00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:22,542
That you stop.

883
00:49:41,853 --> 00:49:44,731
I'm sorry. I'm terrible.

884
00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:49,778
Who are you?

885
00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:52,280
Don't start with that.
You know who I am.

886
00:49:52,322 --> 00:49:54,616
I know who you say you are,

887
00:49:55,492 --> 00:50:00,330
but my daughter is kind
and sweet and soft-spoken.

888
00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:02,290
Not anymore.

889
00:50:02,332 --> 00:50:03,332
Then I don't know you.

890
00:50:10,924 --> 00:50:12,843
( vomits )

891
00:50:18,932 --> 00:50:20,183
( spits )

892
00:50:24,730 --> 00:50:25,730
Oh, shit.

893
00:50:51,965 --> 00:50:53,884
Jim: Joy, honey,
are you all right?

894
00:51:01,933 --> 00:51:04,186
Joy: I am so critical.

895
00:51:04,686 --> 00:51:06,980
It's one of my worst faults,

896
00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:10,358
and some of the reasons
for this are obvious.

897
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,600
But why, I keep asking myself,

898
00:51:12,569 --> 00:51:15,280
why am I so hard,
for instance, on you, Beth,

899
00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:18,324
when, for years, you've been
the daughter of my dreams?

900
00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:20,285
You have.
You know you have.

901
00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:21,995
Apart from your weight problems,

902
00:51:22,037 --> 00:51:24,289
we're practically
the same person.

903
00:51:24,331 --> 00:51:26,165
So why am I so hard on you?

904
00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:28,566
Forget the fact that you're
making the same mistakes I made,

905
00:51:29,169 --> 00:51:31,003
and I wish you'd make your own.

906
00:51:31,004 --> 00:51:32,714
But I think I'm hard on you

907
00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:34,883
because we've had
so many good times.

908
00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:36,965
And I think it's likely,
as this gets worse, Timmy,

909
00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:39,345
I'll be hard on you, too,

910
00:51:39,346 --> 00:51:41,348
because we've had
so many good times.

911
00:51:41,389 --> 00:51:42,629
So then, why am I hard on April

912
00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:45,018
when we didn't have
any good times?

913
00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:46,228
That's not true, though.

914
00:51:46,269 --> 00:51:47,872
For days... it's not true.

915
00:51:47,896 --> 00:51:50,440
For days I've been trying
to think of nice April memories,

916
00:51:50,482 --> 00:51:52,525
and I can only come up with one.

917
00:51:52,526 --> 00:51:56,947
One vivid, beautiful memory.
There's gotta be more.

918
00:51:56,988 --> 00:51:57,988
One can be a lot.

919
00:51:58,281 --> 00:51:59,741
Jim: okay, what was it?

920
00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:01,118
It's not important.

921
00:52:01,159 --> 00:52:03,787
Like hell, it's not.
Tell us. What was it?

922
00:52:05,705 --> 00:52:06,985
Okay, she had just turned three.

923
00:52:08,708 --> 00:52:10,335
She was looking
out the picture window

924
00:52:10,377 --> 00:52:12,170
on locust street,

925
00:52:12,504 --> 00:52:14,339
and it was early in the morning,

926
00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:17,383
but it was already sunny.

927
00:52:17,384 --> 00:52:19,261
And she was
just gazing out the window,

928
00:52:19,302 --> 00:52:22,305
and she turned back to me,

929
00:52:22,347 --> 00:52:24,641
and she said,

930
00:52:24,683 --> 00:52:28,436
"oh, mother, don't you
just love every day?"

931
00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:33,316
Beth: that was me.

932
00:52:36,027 --> 00:52:37,027
It was!

933
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:41,068
April was six when we
lived on locust street.

934
00:52:42,075 --> 00:52:43,075
Is that right?

935
00:52:44,369 --> 00:52:47,164
Well, now, what about, um,
the crayon drawing

936
00:52:47,205 --> 00:52:49,791
she did of the mayflower...
The one you had framed?

937
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,084
Beth: that was me, too.

938
00:52:51,126 --> 00:52:52,043
Cut it out!

939
00:52:52,085 --> 00:52:53,752
I'm sorry,

940
00:52:53,753 --> 00:52:55,523
but it's important
that we're accurate here.

941
00:52:55,547 --> 00:52:57,340
These are my memories, too.

942
00:52:57,382 --> 00:52:58,967
Jim: are you sure?

943
00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:00,486
She's absolutely right,
god freakin' dammit.

944
00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:03,513
Jim: Just off the top of my head,
I have one.

945
00:53:03,555 --> 00:53:05,431
She was...
i don't know how old,

946
00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:06,933
but she was...

947
00:53:06,975 --> 00:53:08,935
She was wearing
a pink nightgown.

948
00:53:09,102 --> 00:53:10,312
That was me.

949
00:53:12,230 --> 00:53:13,356
I'm kidding.

950
00:53:13,398 --> 00:53:14,398
Funny. very funny.

951
00:53:15,275 --> 00:53:17,443
And I was coming back
from a trip,

952
00:53:17,444 --> 00:53:19,321
or maybe not,

953
00:53:19,362 --> 00:53:22,199
but I came into her room,

954
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:26,203
and she was sleeping...
in her crib,

955
00:53:26,244 --> 00:53:28,205
and it was lovely.

956
00:53:28,246 --> 00:53:29,998
Timmy: that's it?

957
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,333
Yes, that's it.

958
00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:32,834
Grandma: oh, that's lovely.

959
00:53:32,876 --> 00:53:34,085
No, it's not.

960
00:53:34,127 --> 00:53:36,755
Your happiest moment?
She was asleep!

961
00:53:38,965 --> 00:53:40,985
I didn't say it was
my happiest moment,

962
00:53:41,009 --> 00:53:42,844
it's just what came to mind.

963
00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:46,431
Joy.

964
00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:47,974
Beth: mom?

965
00:53:48,016 --> 00:53:49,976
Joy...

966
00:53:50,018 --> 00:53:51,228
Joy? joy, watch...!

967
00:53:51,269 --> 00:53:54,356
( car horn honks )

968
00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:56,233
Joy, what are you doing?

969
00:53:56,274 --> 00:53:58,026
It's shitty, jim.

970
00:53:58,068 --> 00:54:01,297
All I can remember is the petulance,
the shoplifting,

971
00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:04,490
the fire in the kitchen...
Which was an accident.

972
00:54:04,491 --> 00:54:08,245
Was it an accident the way she used
to light matches and throw them at Beth?

973
00:54:08,286 --> 00:54:10,526
Or the time she used a lighter
to trim timmy's bangs?

974
00:54:11,164 --> 00:54:12,374
Joy, come on.

975
00:54:12,415 --> 00:54:15,210
I mean, the drugs,
the ingratitude!

976
00:54:19,005 --> 00:54:21,150
She bit my nipples
whenever I tried to breastfeed.

977
00:54:21,174 --> 00:54:22,842
Sweetie, come on.

978
00:54:22,884 --> 00:54:25,010
No wonder there's cancer.
She's the cancer.

979
00:54:25,011 --> 00:54:26,930
Joy, get back in the...

980
00:54:28,348 --> 00:54:29,348
Joy,

981
00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:31,059
get back in the car!

982
00:54:36,564 --> 00:54:38,358
Stop! stop!

983
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,693
What's going on?

984
00:54:41,444 --> 00:54:43,363
Mom needed to stretch her legs.

985
00:54:45,073 --> 00:54:46,073
Joy, stop. stop!

986
00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:50,537
I tried, okay,
but I can't go, I can't.

987
00:54:50,578 --> 00:54:53,290
I can't... I can't have another
bad experience with her.

988
00:54:53,331 --> 00:54:55,250
It won't be like that.

989
00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:56,501
You don't know that.

990
00:54:57,877 --> 00:55:00,338
It's the whole point of going.

991
00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:02,340
We're making a memory.

992
00:55:03,091 --> 00:55:06,052
You're not listening to me.
I have too many memories!

993
00:55:06,094 --> 00:55:09,389
A good memory.
We're making something good.

994
00:55:11,391 --> 00:55:13,351
What if it's not?

995
00:55:13,393 --> 00:55:16,604
It will be. I promise.

996
00:55:16,646 --> 00:55:17,886
I promise it will be beautiful.

997
00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:21,693
How do you know?

998
00:55:24,070 --> 00:55:26,031
Because I told her it had to be.

999
00:55:29,617 --> 00:55:32,329
And if it's not?

1000
00:55:32,370 --> 00:55:33,370
Then I'll kill her.

1001
00:55:56,269 --> 00:55:58,104
Wayne!

1002
00:55:58,146 --> 00:55:59,647
Wayne!

1003
00:56:03,109 --> 00:56:05,429
April: Hi. Um, I'd like...
I'd like to report a kidnapping.

1004
00:56:08,656 --> 00:56:11,701
I said I'd like
to report a kidnapping.

1005
00:56:11,743 --> 00:56:13,663
Uh, this man who lives
in my apartment building,

1006
00:56:15,121 --> 00:56:16,622
he's taken my turkey hostage.

1007
00:56:16,623 --> 00:56:18,291
He's had it
for over an hour now,

1008
00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:19,918
and I can't...

1009
00:56:21,336 --> 00:56:23,421
My turkey.

1010
00:56:23,463 --> 00:56:24,631
Turkey.

1011
00:56:24,672 --> 00:56:27,759
Turkey! yes.

1012
00:56:29,803 --> 00:56:33,431
No, look, I know...
That's why I called.

1013
00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:34,873
You have to understand.
No, no, no!

1014
00:57:05,797 --> 00:57:08,675
( Salsa music
from an apartment plays )

1015
00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:30,196
Bad girl!

1016
00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,367
I want my turkey!

1017
00:57:35,368 --> 00:57:37,008
So this is the thanks I get.

1018
00:57:37,078 --> 00:57:38,204
Give me my turkey.

1019
00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:40,206
I'm looking for a word.

1020
00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:42,542
Please give me
my stupid fucking turkey.

1021
00:57:42,584 --> 00:57:44,127
Ah, yes, that's better.

1022
00:57:44,419 --> 00:57:45,837
It's all yours.

1023
00:57:47,505 --> 00:57:49,132
You don't have to thank me.

1024
00:57:49,174 --> 00:57:50,592
Don't worry.

1025
00:57:51,176 --> 00:57:52,677
Thank Bernadette.

1026
00:57:52,719 --> 00:57:54,220
What?

1027
00:57:54,262 --> 00:57:57,140
Without her, we wouldn't
have found a solution.

1028
00:57:57,182 --> 00:57:59,517
She prefers her meat
lightly fried.

1029
00:57:59,559 --> 00:58:01,519
Would sweetie like it
cut into little pieces?

1030
00:58:01,561 --> 00:58:03,771
( shouts )

1031
00:58:12,697 --> 00:58:14,991
Wayne:
You're a bad girl!

1032
00:58:15,074 --> 00:58:18,703
A very, very bad girl!

1033
00:58:18,745 --> 00:58:21,331
( door slams, bolt clicks )

1034
00:58:21,706 --> 00:58:23,791
No, I'm not.

1035
00:58:52,695 --> 00:58:55,280
( women speaking Chinese )

1036
00:58:55,281 --> 00:58:57,158
( speaks Chinese )

1037
00:59:09,462 --> 00:59:11,506
( women speaking Chinese )

1038
00:59:21,516 --> 00:59:22,850
( speaks Chinese )

1039
00:59:23,643 --> 00:59:25,645
Welcome to our home.

1040
00:59:33,695 --> 00:59:36,197
Tyrone's lookin' for you.

1041
00:59:48,835 --> 00:59:50,587
( engine shuts off )

1042
00:59:50,628 --> 00:59:51,796
How you been, bobby?

1043
00:59:51,838 --> 00:59:52,839
Eddie.

1044
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:53,880
No, eddie's dead.

1045
00:59:53,965 --> 00:59:55,173
I'm sorry?

1046
00:59:55,174 --> 00:59:56,842
Yeah. I changed my name.

1047
00:59:56,843 --> 00:59:58,136
I'm Tyrone now.

1048
00:59:59,679 --> 01:00:01,306
So you're Tyrone?

1049
01:00:01,347 --> 01:00:03,308
Yeah. I changed my name.

1050
01:00:03,349 --> 01:00:05,684
Everybody else is changin'.
The whole world is changin'.

1051
01:00:05,685 --> 01:00:08,313
My whole world, which was April.

1052
01:00:08,354 --> 01:00:09,981
( chuckles )

1053
01:00:10,398 --> 01:00:11,733
I gotta get goin'.

1054
01:00:11,774 --> 01:00:12,942
Hey, man.

1055
01:00:14,819 --> 01:00:17,696
Even if I wanted to hurt you,
and I kinda do,

1056
01:00:17,697 --> 01:00:18,737
I won't, so you can relax.

1057
01:00:19,657 --> 01:00:21,199
Whew. thank you.

1058
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,493
Yeah, it's her choice.

1059
01:00:22,535 --> 01:00:24,370
If she wants to be with you,
that's fine.

1060
01:00:24,662 --> 01:00:28,666
It's just...
there's something I...

1061
01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:30,501
You could tell her
something for me?

1062
01:00:30,543 --> 01:00:32,383
What you want me to tell her?

1063
01:00:34,255 --> 01:00:35,548
Happy thanksgiving.

1064
01:00:37,550 --> 01:00:40,386
( boys shouting, cheering )

1065
01:01:01,574 --> 01:01:02,700
Let's go.

1066
01:01:04,035 --> 01:01:05,244
'Cause...

1067
01:01:11,084 --> 01:01:13,244
Once, there were people here
called "Indians."

1068
01:01:13,628 --> 01:01:16,172
Native Americans, whatever.

1069
01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:19,300
And then a boat came
called the "mayflower,"

1070
01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:21,342
landed on a big rock
carrying people just like me.

1071
01:01:23,471 --> 01:01:25,932
The first year
on their own was hard.

1072
01:01:28,434 --> 01:01:31,813
It was... really, really hard.

1073
01:01:35,775 --> 01:01:37,443
Let me start again.

1074
01:01:42,323 --> 01:01:43,782
This was long ago.

1075
01:01:43,783 --> 01:01:45,617
Um...

1076
01:01:45,618 --> 01:01:48,830
Before we stole
most of their land,

1077
01:01:48,871 --> 01:01:50,289
killed most of them,

1078
01:01:50,415 --> 01:01:54,126
and moved the rest
to reservations.

1079
01:01:54,127 --> 01:01:56,671
Before they lost their language
and their customs.

1080
01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:05,888
Okay, um...
forget what I just said.

1081
01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:10,475
Once there was this one day

1082
01:02:10,476 --> 01:02:12,937
where everybody seemed to know
they needed each other.

1083
01:02:15,982 --> 01:02:18,609
( speaks Chinese )

1084
01:02:23,906 --> 01:02:26,826
This one day when...

1085
01:02:26,868 --> 01:02:28,988
They knew for certain
that they couldn't do it alone.

1086
01:03:35,937 --> 01:03:37,730
Why did we stop?

1087
01:03:39,106 --> 01:03:40,900
Daddy thought...

1088
01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:48,241
( music plays )

1089
01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:28,865
Timmy: 168...

1090
01:04:28,906 --> 01:04:30,491
Beth: 160...

1091
01:04:31,242 --> 01:04:34,245
Timmy: 163.

1092
01:04:34,287 --> 01:04:35,997
Beth: I think they get...
daddy!

1093
01:04:36,038 --> 01:04:37,915
( boys shouting and cheering )

1094
01:04:37,957 --> 01:04:39,124
Timmy: dad, watch out!

1095
01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:40,792
( boys pounding on car )

1096
01:04:40,793 --> 01:04:42,003
Jim: watch it!

1097
01:04:42,044 --> 01:04:43,546
Beth: who are they?

1098
01:04:43,588 --> 01:04:46,173
Timmy: 154.
It should be up here.

1099
01:05:07,069 --> 01:05:09,614
Oh, my god!
Oh, my.

1100
01:05:09,655 --> 01:05:11,656
Jim:
This is the wrong street.

1101
01:05:11,657 --> 01:05:13,491
Timmy: No,
I think we're here.

1102
01:05:13,492 --> 01:05:15,828
No, it can't be.

1103
01:05:15,870 --> 01:05:17,538
We have obviously...

1104
01:05:17,830 --> 01:05:19,099
We've obviously got the wrong...

1105
01:05:19,123 --> 01:05:20,499
The wrong address.

1106
01:05:20,541 --> 01:05:22,460
Daddy, I think this is it.

1107
01:05:28,090 --> 01:05:29,675
Goddamn it, April.

1108
01:05:36,599 --> 01:05:38,809
I don't understand.
How did you...?

1109
01:05:38,851 --> 01:05:41,729
( speak Chinese )

1110
01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:44,148
What?

1111
01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:47,068
Oh, it's carved dough.

1112
01:05:47,109 --> 01:05:48,235
Carved dough.

1113
01:05:56,869 --> 01:05:58,079
Thank you.

1114
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,748
( screams )

1115
01:06:00,790 --> 01:06:02,792
Lock your doors!
Lock your doors!

1116
01:06:05,836 --> 01:06:07,212
Hey, welcome!
How you guys doin'?

1117
01:06:07,213 --> 01:06:08,839
Hey! hey!

1118
01:06:08,881 --> 01:06:09,799
Beth: mom, don't! mom!

1119
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:11,842
I'm bobby.

1120
01:06:11,884 --> 01:06:14,095
Aren't you april's family?

1121
01:06:16,931 --> 01:06:18,766
Ooh, that hurts.

1122
01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:19,808
Um...

1123
01:06:21,686 --> 01:06:23,270
You must be her mother.

1124
01:06:26,774 --> 01:06:27,774
Hm.

1125
01:06:28,567 --> 01:06:31,612
Well, um...
i'm gonna go get her.

1126
01:06:39,286 --> 01:06:42,873
April!
April, they're here!

1127
01:06:42,915 --> 01:06:44,792
Hey, babe, your family's here!

1128
01:06:46,752 --> 01:06:48,921
Bobby?

1129
01:06:48,963 --> 01:06:49,755
They're here!

1130
01:06:49,922 --> 01:06:50,881
They're here?

1131
01:06:50,923 --> 01:06:52,257
Yeah.

1132
01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:53,676
My god, what happened to you?

1133
01:06:53,718 --> 01:06:54,802
I'm good.

1134
01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:55,927
You need first aid.

1135
01:06:55,928 --> 01:06:57,595
No, no, look...

1136
01:06:57,596 --> 01:06:58,636
Your family is downstairs.

1137
01:06:59,265 --> 01:07:01,225
Bobby, look at your lips
and your eye.

1138
01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:03,978
I'm good. I'm fine.

1139
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:06,020
I'm fine. They're downstairs
waiting for you.

1140
01:07:06,105 --> 01:07:07,940
You gotta go.

1141
01:07:07,982 --> 01:07:09,941
Are you sure you're okay?

1142
01:07:09,942 --> 01:07:11,152
Go.

1143
01:07:14,405 --> 01:07:16,323
Evette: Hey,
the cranberry sauce is ready.

1144
01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:18,576
They're here.
They're here!

1145
01:07:25,249 --> 01:07:28,127
( siren blares in distance )

1146
01:07:51,817 --> 01:07:53,694
( loud popping sound )

1147
01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:18,803
I don't understand.
They were just down there.

1148
01:08:18,844 --> 01:08:21,639
Maybe they went
and ran an errand.

1149
01:08:26,185 --> 01:08:27,895
Why would they come
all this way?

1150
01:08:29,772 --> 01:08:30,772
Shh...

1151
01:08:35,694 --> 01:08:36,694
( April crying )

1152
01:08:58,217 --> 01:09:00,845
Bobby, what are we
gonna do with all the food?

1153
01:09:03,222 --> 01:09:05,015
This is so nice.

1154
01:09:10,855 --> 01:09:12,898
Something smells good.

1155
01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:15,860
I'm sure we'll be able to find
something for everybody here.

1156
01:09:17,236 --> 01:09:18,320
Oh...

1157
01:09:18,362 --> 01:09:19,404
Joy, you okay?

1158
01:09:19,405 --> 01:09:21,198
I need to go to the bathroom.

1159
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:22,074
Beth: I'll... I'll...

1160
01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:23,701
Timmy can take me.

1161
01:09:27,121 --> 01:09:29,707
( muzak plays )

1162
01:09:36,380 --> 01:09:38,132
Don't be hard on yourself.

1163
01:09:38,257 --> 01:09:40,718
We... we did the right thing.

1164
01:09:43,971 --> 01:09:45,806
It's much better this way.

1165
01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:48,225
Waitress: Good afternoon.
Happy thanksgiving.

1166
01:09:48,267 --> 01:09:49,393
Happy thanksgiving.

1167
01:09:49,435 --> 01:09:50,436
Girl: no.

1168
01:09:50,477 --> 01:09:53,105
Woman: let me see.

1169
01:09:53,147 --> 01:09:54,987
That's it! I'm leaving.
You're on your own.

1170
01:09:55,399 --> 01:09:57,193
Let's see how you like that.

1171
01:09:57,234 --> 01:09:58,319
Mom!

1172
01:10:42,988 --> 01:10:44,156
Mom.

1173
01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:48,160
Mom?
Mom, are you okay?

1174
01:10:49,995 --> 01:10:51,205
Mom?

1175
01:10:57,294 --> 01:10:59,046
Excuse me...

1176
01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:00,815
Waitress: French, Russian,
bleu cheese,

1177
01:11:00,839 --> 01:11:02,424
thousand island, vinaigrette,

1178
01:11:02,466 --> 01:11:04,093
Italian, we've got ranch.

1179
01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,651
( engine starts )

1180
01:11:20,693 --> 01:11:22,170
They're all made
on the premises.

1181
01:11:22,194 --> 01:11:23,988
We've got a great
black forest cake.

1182
01:11:24,029 --> 01:11:25,363
We also have great pies.

1183
01:11:25,364 --> 01:11:26,407
Doesn't that sound good?

1184
01:11:26,448 --> 01:11:27,488
We have great pumpkin pie.

1185
01:11:27,992 --> 01:11:29,594
Beth: You have whipped cream
with the pie?

1186
01:11:29,618 --> 01:11:30,661
Of course.

1187
01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:35,123
( motor revving )

1188
01:11:59,565 --> 01:12:00,983
This piece?

1189
01:12:01,025 --> 01:12:02,025
Yeah.

1190
01:12:08,365 --> 01:12:09,574
( knock on door )

1191
01:12:09,575 --> 01:12:11,409
Want me to get it?

1192
01:12:11,410 --> 01:12:12,410
No, I'll get it.

1193
01:12:13,579 --> 01:12:14,955
( speaks Chinese )

1194
01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:19,710
( knock on door )

1195
01:12:36,143 --> 01:12:37,143
( camera shutter clicks )

1196
01:13:03,629 --> 01:13:06,173
( no audio )

1197
01:13:44,044 --> 01:13:45,044
One April day

1198
01:13:48,298 --> 01:13:51,718
we'll go miles away

1199
01:13:53,595 --> 01:13:57,391
and I'll turn to you

1200
01:13:57,433 --> 01:14:00,394
and I'll say

1201
01:14:03,689 --> 01:14:06,483
I've always loved you

1202
01:14:06,525 --> 01:14:08,569
in my way

1203
01:14:13,198 --> 01:14:15,033
I'll always love you

1204
01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:17,661
in my way

1205
01:14:17,703 --> 01:14:20,414
( mechanical whirring )

1206
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:42,769
( click )

1207
01:14:48,901 --> 01:14:53,989
Let the camera linger
on your perfect skin

1208
01:14:54,031 --> 01:14:59,077
your widow's peak
and your lucky grin

1209
01:14:59,119 --> 01:15:02,039
and the bluest eyes I know

1210
01:15:03,207 --> 01:15:06,126
as you turn to go

1211
01:15:07,711 --> 01:15:10,172
let there be a record
of your gorgeous voice

1212
01:15:12,716 --> 01:15:16,512
the turn of phrase
that filled my days with joy

1213
01:15:17,429 --> 01:15:21,642
something like bing
singing soft and low

1214
01:15:21,683 --> 01:15:24,811
as you turn to go

1215
01:15:28,607 --> 01:15:32,778
I know I'm not supposed
to say I'm sorry

1216
01:15:37,950 --> 01:15:40,911
But you know you're the star
of my life story

1217
01:15:45,624 --> 01:15:47,334
and I'm so sorry

1218
01:15:49,836 --> 01:15:54,675
let the poets struggle
to describe your heart

1219
01:15:54,716 --> 01:15:59,680
your art of love
and your love of art

1220
01:15:59,721 --> 01:16:03,600
and if you ever loved me,
tell me so

1221
01:16:03,892 --> 01:16:06,895
as you turn to go

1222
01:16:09,189 --> 01:16:11,733
if you ever loved me, tell me so

1223
01:16:13,443 --> 01:16:17,281
as you turn to go

1224
01:16:30,460 --> 01:16:34,298
Even though I met you
only recently

1225
01:16:34,506 --> 01:16:39,261
I find myself
falling in love with you

1226
01:16:39,303 --> 01:16:42,431
I don't know quite how
to put this decently

1227
01:16:43,265 --> 01:16:47,978
but what's the chance
that you can love me too?

1228
01:16:48,020 --> 01:16:49,380
Who, who, who, who, who

1229
01:16:51,898 --> 01:16:56,360
has made my dreams come true

1230
01:16:56,361 --> 01:16:59,906
and turned my gray sky blue?

1231
01:16:59,948 --> 01:17:05,078
Why, it's you,
you, you, you, you

1232
01:17:05,370 --> 01:17:09,333
woo, woo, woo, woo, woo

1233
01:17:09,374 --> 01:17:13,253
like amorous love birds do

1234
01:17:13,837 --> 01:17:17,257
who made my world seem new?

1235
01:17:17,299 --> 01:17:19,593
'Tis, 'tis you,
you, you, you, you

1236
01:17:24,890 --> 01:17:28,935
You make me feel
like I'm 17 again

1237
01:17:28,977 --> 01:17:33,607
you make everything beautiful
seem true

1238
01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:35,901
I can't wait to go to sleep
and dream again

1239
01:17:37,861 --> 01:17:39,655
'cause every dream I dream's

1240
01:17:39,696 --> 01:17:42,658
a dream of dreamy little you

1241
01:17:42,699 --> 01:17:44,076
who, who, who, who, who

1242
01:17:46,578 --> 01:17:50,374
has made my dreams come true

1243
01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:54,503
and turned my gray sky blue?

1244
01:17:54,544 --> 01:17:59,841
Why, it's you,
you, you, you, you

1245
01:17:59,883 --> 01:18:04,012
woo, woo, woo, woo, woo

1246
01:18:04,054 --> 01:18:06,640
like amorous loved birds do

1247
01:18:08,433 --> 01:18:11,853
who made my world seem new?

1248
01:18:11,895 --> 01:18:14,815
'Tis, 'tis you,
you, you, you, you

1249
01:18:24,408 --> 01:18:28,745
You make the world go 'round

1250
01:18:28,787 --> 01:18:33,041
the sun go up and down

1251
01:18:33,083 --> 01:18:37,294
the flowers bloom in may

1252
01:18:37,295 --> 01:18:38,735
the children laugh and play

1253
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:45,554
shall we choose the day?

1254
01:18:45,804 --> 01:18:49,599
Who, who, who, who, who

1255
01:18:49,641 --> 01:18:51,893
has made my dreams come true

1256
01:18:53,770 --> 01:18:57,274
and turn my gray sky blue?

1257
01:18:57,315 --> 01:19:02,320
Why, it's you,
you, you, you, you

1258
01:19:02,362 --> 01:19:06,408
woo, woo, woo, woo, woo

1259
01:19:06,450 --> 01:19:08,160
like amorous love birds do

1260
01:19:10,787 --> 01:19:14,416
who made my world seem new?

1261
01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:16,334
'Tis, 'tis you,
you, you, you, you