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♪ There's a hole ♪

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♪ In my heart ♪

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♪ Since I let you ♪

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♪ Yeah, let you walk away... ♪

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So four months later,

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she's pregnant again, you know?

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So we're going back down to the clinic.

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She's crying, "Do you love me?"
And all that type of stuff.

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I told her I did, but...

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You think that means I'm going to Hell?

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Nah.

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You know, I dated a guy once.

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Could I hear all about it?

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I mean, there's not a lot to tell.

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It was, like, one
of the easiest weeks of my life,

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other than the sex.

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That was brutal.

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You know, it's not the dick.

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It's the whiskers, man.

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It just creeps you out.

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Yeah, we just agreed on everything.

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"Want to get some beers?"
"Yeah."

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"Want to watch the game?"
"Absolutely."

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We have beers,
and we watch the game.

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I hear a lot of myself in this story.

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There's none of you in the story, man.

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It was a one-time thing.

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Yeah.

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My friend told me I can't shit
in his house anymore.

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- Ah, isn't that the worst?
- Can you believe that?

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Yeah, they get all mad 'cause
you blew out their bathroom.

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It's a place to shit.

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That's what the room is built for.

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You're supposed to go in there
and take a shit,

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and then when you do it,
they act like they're surprised,

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like you took a dump on their table
or something.

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Yeah.
I did take a dump on his table.

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Hey, man, you see that deer
up there?

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Yeah, I see it.

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I don't think you do.

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Okay, I admit that.
I didn't see the deer.

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But I see him now.

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Hey, check the back.

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Yeah, the back's fine.

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I'm gonna check the front.

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He's not gonna make it.

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Ah, they carry disease.

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All right, here we go.
Up and over.

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♪ Everywhere you go,
you're in a microscope ♪

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♪ You're living in the fishbowl ♪

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♪ And your mind's under control ♪

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♪ Say a prayer
for the Internet billionaire ♪

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♪ The solar flare will burn the hair ♪

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♪ Of man and polar bear ♪

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Gotta shit!

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Damn it.

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Just a second.

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Whoa.

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Sorry.
The ladies' room was occupied.

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- Do you mind moving...
- Well, well, why don't you...

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I don't mind doing anything
you ask me to do.

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What took you so long?

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Um, they were out of toilet paper.

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Had to use my hands.

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♪ Ever since I was a little kid,
I been looking... ♪

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I slit a sheet,
a sheet I slit,

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and on this slitted sheet,
I sit.

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I slit a sheet,
a sheet I slit,

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and on this shitted... Damn it.

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You suck.

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- I know.
- Hah.

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Hey, beeyotch, what did I say?

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Right, no texting. Sorry.

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Yeah, that's totally rude, Jenn.

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No texting and no boys
for the entire weekend.

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Wow, that sounds so awesome.

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Shut up, Zoe.

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Maybe this is a bad idea.

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I mean, I don't want you guys

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to have a lame weekend
just 'cause of me.

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Well, great.
Let's reinvite the guys.

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Isn't that right, Gosling?

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He says, "Yes, that's right."

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That's not real supportive, Zoe.

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I mean, if Buck cheated on you,

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I wouldn't be making a joke about it
every five minutes.

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First of all, like,
Buck would never cheat on me.

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And second,
I'm only kidding, Jenn,

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so relax.
This weekend is about Y-O-U.

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Yeah, we know that's asking you
to give up a lot.

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Eh, only about six inches.

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- That is so gross.
- Yeah, next subject, please.

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Mary, does your cousins' shack
have electricity?

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Why? Do you need a place
to plug in your vibrator?

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How dare you?

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Turn that music off, Mary.

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You seriously like this?

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You seriously don't?

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Don't listen.
Don't listen.

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I can't believe I'm friends with people
who have no taste in music.

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Here we are.

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This is so beautiful.

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Do your cousins, like, throw their trash
in the middle of the lake?

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Why would you even ask that?

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'Cause there's a big piece of wood
just floating in the middle of it.

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That's a raft, you idiot.

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It's anchored there
so people can use it.

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Come on. Let's go.
We're almost there.

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The suspense is killing me.

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Are we stopping here for more gas?

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My legs

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My butt hurts.

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Yeah, thanks to your boyfriend.

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Very funny.

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That's disgusting.

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I'm first.

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I seriously need a drink.

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Okay, go kill some squirrels, buddy.

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Kill 'em good.

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What do you think?

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Are we really gonna swim in that bog?

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First off, it's a lake,

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and, yes, we're really gonna swim in it.

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I haven't swam in a lake in my whole life.

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- Have you swam in a pool?
- Yeah.

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Well, I think you're gonna find out
it's really not all that different.

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Of course it's different.

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This is nature.

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She's right.

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You're gonna wind up with
a lot more bugs in your mouth.

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Oh, you guys, that neighbor lady
is coming over, so be nice, Zoe.

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Mary? Is that you?

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Mrs... G-Gregerson...

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so nice to see you.

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Oh, my goodness,
you have blossomed.

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Eh, not really.
Her tits are still small.

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Thanks, Zoe.

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Myrna, these are
my sorority sisters.

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This is Jenn and Zoe.

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All right.
Well, it's a pleasure.

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'Sup, beeyotch?

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Are you looking after the house
while your cousins are away?

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Uh, no, we're just up here
for the weekend.

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Oh, right. Unwinding
in between all the exams.

145
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Well, we were supposed
to have torrid getaway sex,

146
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but Jenn's guy cheated on her, so...

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Oh, I see.

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She is kidding, Mrs. Gregerson.

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I am kidding.
None of us have had sex.

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Even

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Yeah.

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Oh, it's okay, Mary.

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My daughter's a total fucking bitch,
too, a real whore.

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Sometimes she brings people home,
I don't even know what sex they are.

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And I'm not saying
anything negative about them.

156
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I'm a very, very liberal woman.

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But my daughter is a real piece of work
and not that attractive.

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Well, if you girls need anything,
you know where to find us.

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Listen, I'd love
to have you over for breakfast.

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Yeah, that sounds nice.
Maybe we'll take you up on that.

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No pressure, of course.

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Okay.

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Bye.

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Here we are.
Home, sweet home.

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Whoo!

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Go potty.

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Ugh, it smells in here.

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It does not smell in here.
It smells like wood.

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Where's the bathroom?

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Straight down the hall.

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Where's the other bathroom?

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There's only one bathroom.

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I'm just gonna go right here.

174
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You seriously can't wait
two minutes for Jenn?

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Shh. It's coming out.

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Come on.

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What?

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One bathroom. Fun, right?

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Be my guest.

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Let me guess.

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No service.

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What?

183
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Oh, Jenn, you are a horrible liar.

184
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Okay, I texted him back.

185
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Why are girls so attracted
to such assholes?

186
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You're not. Tommy's great.

187
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You are not supposed to be talking to Sam.

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That is the whole purpose
of this entire trip.

189
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Well, it's not like I have
much of a choice now, is it?

190
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Exactly.

191
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How am I gonna check my messages?

192
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I have not gone more than 24 hours
without Instagram

193
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since, like, there was no Instagram,

194
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and I'm coping.

195
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If Zoe can do it, you can do it.

196
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There's no fucking service.

197
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You knew about this, didn't you?
You said no boys,

198
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- not no phones.
- I did say, "No phones."

199
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But you didn't say it
would be physically impossible

200
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to use it behind your back.

201
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,490
What is the big deal, you guys?

202
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:22,991
People went, like, thousands
of years without cellphones.

203
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You can go two days.

204
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Speak for yourself.

205
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What if there's, like,
and emergency or something?

206
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There's, like, a landline.

207
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:31,416
A what?

208
00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:33,669
You guys, you're not
gonna miss your phones.

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00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:35,629
I promise you.
Now, can we just get changed?

210
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I don't want to get changed.

211
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I want to send a text.

212
00:12:43,553 --> 00:12:45,973
No, no, Gosling. Stay here.

213
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:50,477
Sunglasses, check.
Towels, check.

214
00:12:50,477 --> 00:12:52,437
Sunscreen, check.

215
00:12:52,437 --> 00:12:53,939
Whoo, all right.

216
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,440
- Let's get naked.
- What are you doing?

217
00:12:56,483 --> 00:12:57,526
Someone could see you.

218
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:59,152
Mary, who? Mrs. Gregerson?

219
00:12:59,152 --> 00:13:00,821
I see, like, two houses here.

220
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:03,991
If I'm getting anything out of being stuck
in the middle of nowhere,

221
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it's a tan without lines.

222
00:13:07,619 --> 00:13:11,248
♪ Waking up with you
in the morning ♪

223
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Come on in, bitches.

224
00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:16,461
Well, I guess we can be grateful
she left her bottoms on.

225
00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:18,797
I bet Mrs. Gregerson swims topless.

226
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:21,383
♪ Gold in your eyes ♪

227
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:22,926
♪ Oh, whoa ♪

228
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♪ Always gets me by ♪

229
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- Mmm.
- It's so nice out.

230
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Okay, do mine now.

231
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,190
Ugh! I'm so comfortable.

232
00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:38,650
Can't Mary do it?

233
00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:39,985
You used me.

234
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,404
Stop.

235
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,989
I'll do it.

236
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,661
Mm, this is nice.

237
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♪ All my love ♪

238
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,291
♪ My love... ♪

239
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,709
What is that?

240
00:13:57,919 --> 00:14:00,255
Looks like a beaver dam.

241
00:14:00,255 --> 00:14:01,631
Heh. I want to see a beaver.

242
00:14:01,631 --> 00:14:02,924
They're so adorable.

243
00:14:02,924 --> 00:14:04,259
Yeah, well, don't get your hopes up.

244
00:14:04,259 --> 00:14:05,761
I'm pretty sure they're nocturnal.

245
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,429
Where'd you learn that, Wikipedia?

246
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:08,805
I learned it from living in Indiana,

247
00:14:08,805 --> 00:14:10,223
which means that you
should know it, too.

248
00:14:10,223 --> 00:14:13,393
Well, all I know is they're fat rats
with big, stupid-ass teeth.

249
00:14:13,393 --> 00:14:14,394
Nice.

250
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:16,646
Where you going?

251
00:14:18,815 --> 00:14:20,817
Come on. Let's go take a look.

252
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,028
Whoo!

253
00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:26,073
Yeah!

254
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:29,242
Make it rain, bitches.

255
00:14:29,242 --> 00:14:30,243
Ow, ow!

256
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:34,498
Whoo!

257
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,724
Here, beaver, beaver, beaver.

258
00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:54,059
Gross.

259
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:57,312
Try banging on it.
That should wake 'em up.

260
00:14:57,312 --> 00:14:59,398
At least cover up, at least
while we're walking around.

261
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,483
My top is on the other side.

262
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:02,901
You want to lend me yours?

263
00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:04,111
Cut it out.

264
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:10,200
Eww, is that, like,
green beaver urine?

265
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,660
Guess.

266
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:14,663
Kind of looks like it.
Maybe that's, like,

267
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,456
how they mark their territory
or something.

268
00:15:16,456 --> 00:15:18,583
By pissing all over their house?

269
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:20,585
They don't live in the dam, you idiot.

270
00:15:20,585 --> 00:15:22,003
They live in the lodge.

271
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,714
Over there.

272
00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:28,885
- Here, beaver, beaver, beaver.
- Yeah, nice try.

273
00:15:28,885 --> 00:15:30,470
That one's covered in piss, too.

274
00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:32,556
Fine, you win.

275
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:34,474
Beavers piss all over everything.

276
00:15:34,474 --> 00:15:35,475
Are you happy?

277
00:15:35,475 --> 00:15:37,310
I don't see any beavers.

278
00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:38,854
- Oh, my God.
- What?

279
00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:44,276
I'm scared.

280
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,986
It's gonna be okay.

281
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:47,821
Just gonna back up real slowly.

282
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,877
Thank you so much.

283
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:04,504
Well, look at you three little heifers.

284
00:16:04,504 --> 00:16:06,882
I think you just
might have saved our lives.

285
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,800
That's doubtful.

286
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,678
Bears don't usually attack more
than one or two folks at a time.

287
00:16:11,678 --> 00:16:13,263
You'd be three.

288
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:15,891
Course, if you'd have taken
a step in his direction,

289
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:17,058
he might have hightailed it.

290
00:16:17,058 --> 00:16:20,520
Well, better safe than sorry then.

291
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:21,646
Yeah.

292
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,983
You girls from out of town?

293
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:27,444
My name is Mary,
Mary Daughtry.

294
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:30,322
Uh, we're staying over there
at my cousins' place.

295
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,323
McKellers?

296
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,657
Yeah. You know 'em?

297
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:34,868
No.

298
00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:39,539
My name's Smyth, with a "Y".

299
00:16:41,124 --> 00:16:43,752
Just in case you girls need
to write me a check one day.

300
00:16:46,254 --> 00:16:47,756
What brings you across the lake?

301
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:50,133
We were looking for beavers.

302
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:51,843
Well, hell, ain't we all?

303
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:57,432
Well, if you see one,
you ought to stay away from it.

304
00:16:57,432 --> 00:16:59,142
They will mess with you.

305
00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:02,521
You look real close, they'll come out,

306
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,523
peek out just a little, bitty knob
out there,

307
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,359
Little pink knob
like a little old puppy's dick.

308
00:17:08,818 --> 00:17:11,029
Well, I guess
we'll be more careful then.

309
00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:12,489
You know...

310
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,493
you might want to cover up.

311
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,954
See, we got decent folk
out in this neighborhood.

312
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,790
Family. You know, kids.

313
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,375
Yeah, we know.

314
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,752
It's just that she lost
her bikini top in the lake.

315
00:17:25,752 --> 00:17:28,255
Talking about all three of you,

316
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,507
your little bare stomachs,

317
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,425
weird-ass little tattoos.

318
00:17:32,425 --> 00:17:35,178
Okay. He's a creeper.

319
00:17:35,178 --> 00:17:38,223
Yeah, there's probably some
helpless furry little animal

320
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,809
just waiting to get shot.

321
00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:43,687
Eh.

322
00:17:46,731 --> 00:17:49,526
Well, I've had
enough excitement for one day.

323
00:17:50,026 --> 00:17:52,445
At least you got to see a man, right?

324
00:17:52,445 --> 00:17:55,615
"I don't like
them there tattoos and shit."

325
00:17:55,615 --> 00:17:57,367
Zoe, he could hear you.

326
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,452
I don't care.

327
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:06,001
All right, I got popcorn.

328
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,085
Thank God.

329
00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:08,962
♪ Sing a little song and... ♪

330
00:18:11,756 --> 00:18:15,635
Is it popcorn, or is it popped corn?

331
00:18:15,635 --> 00:18:17,220
I don't know. Jenn, go long.

332
00:18:18,221 --> 00:18:19,973
Zoe, you're wasting it all.

333
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,017
Okay, whose turn is it?

334
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,184
All right, Jenn.

335
00:18:23,184 --> 00:18:25,562
Would you rather? Go.

336
00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:31,818
Okay, would you rather
never be able to use a tampon

337
00:18:31,818 --> 00:18:33,612
or never be able to use lipstick?

338
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,656
That is so lame, Jenn.
I've got one.

339
00:18:36,656 --> 00:18:38,533
Are you ready?

340
00:18:38,533 --> 00:18:42,746
Would you rather watch your mom
get murdered by your daddy

341
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:47,500
or get raped by your daddy
while your mom had to watch?

342
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,127
Zoe, that's awful.

343
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:50,629
Would you rather?

344
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,172
Answer it.

345
00:18:53,548 --> 00:18:56,926
I guess get raped by my dad?

346
00:18:56,926 --> 00:18:59,054
- Ugh.
- Gross.

347
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,430
What, would you rather
have your mom die?

348
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:01,890
I wouldn't do either.

349
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,851
That's so fucking disgusting.
You're sick.

350
00:19:04,851 --> 00:19:06,936
What's the point of this game,
anyways?

351
00:19:06,936 --> 00:19:08,813
I don't blame you.
Your dad's real hot.

352
00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:09,939
He is.

353
00:19:18,239 --> 00:19:20,241
All right, all right.
Home run me. Home run me.

354
00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:21,242
I'm ready. Hang on. Hang on.

355
00:19:21,242 --> 00:19:22,243
- Ready?
- Hang on.

356
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:25,955
♪ Da-da-da-da, da-da,
da, da ♪

357
00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:28,833
- You're sorry.
- I did it by the air, bitch.

358
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:31,169
I'll do it myself.

359
00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:33,296
Whoo!

360
00:19:33,296 --> 00:19:35,590
I got it. Truth or dare?

361
00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:37,842
Y'all can make out like you did last time.

362
00:19:37,842 --> 00:19:41,262
That's no fun unless there's
guys around to make jealous.

363
00:19:41,262 --> 00:19:43,098
That's bullshit.

364
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,433
You liked it, and you know it.

365
00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:47,352
Come here. Come give me a kiss.

366
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,937
Stop.
I didn't even say, "Dare."

367
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,817
What was that?

368
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,778
It's your daddy, Jenn.

369
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:58,279
Yeah, he's come to collect.

370
00:19:58,279 --> 00:19:59,280
Oh, real funny.

371
00:20:01,741 --> 00:20:04,327
No, seriously,
what the fuck is that?

372
00:20:04,327 --> 00:20:08,998
Well, I'm just gonna
have to go and find out.

373
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,547
Don't open the door.

374
00:20:16,923 --> 00:20:18,466
Hello?

375
00:20:19,759 --> 00:20:21,302
Anybody?

376
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,097
Hey, serial killers,

377
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:25,557
we got three hot babes in here

378
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,518
who haven't had sex
in a really long time.

379
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:29,769
It could be dangerous out there.

380
00:20:29,769 --> 00:20:31,688
Ooh.

381
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,565
Zoe, I'm serious.

382
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,651
You know what, Mary?

383
00:20:36,651 --> 00:20:38,236
You're a real buzzkill.

384
00:20:42,657 --> 00:20:44,075
Don't go out there.

385
00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:47,912
Why are there no streetlights?

386
00:20:47,912 --> 00:20:49,497
'Cause there are no streets.

387
00:20:50,498 --> 00:20:52,083
Hate the country.

388
00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:54,961
Zoe.

389
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,631
What the hell is that?

390
00:20:58,631 --> 00:21:00,925
Should we call the police
or something?

391
00:21:00,925 --> 00:21:02,427
Oh, my God!

392
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,636
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

393
00:21:03,636 --> 00:21:04,888
It was just the wind.

394
00:21:06,973 --> 00:21:08,558
It's locked.

395
00:21:09,642 --> 00:21:10,935
Mary.

396
00:21:10,935 --> 00:21:13,271
It's okay. Just...

397
00:21:17,817 --> 00:21:19,652
Tommy, you asshole.

398
00:21:19,652 --> 00:21:22,781
Aw, come on.
It's nice to see you, too, baby.

399
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,783
That wasn't funny.

400
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,451
How did you even get up here?

401
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:27,535
I'm sorry, babe.

402
00:21:27,535 --> 00:21:29,579
Buck talked me into it.

403
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:33,333
Yeah, I had to drag his ass
all the way up here,

404
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,043
and the whole time,
he's like, "Wait, no.

405
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,003
"Wait, Mary said
that we're not supposed to come.

406
00:21:37,003 --> 00:21:39,088
"Mary said that it's just girls' night.

407
00:21:39,088 --> 00:21:42,133
Mary wants to just be
with her vagina all weekend."

408
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:43,843
Shut up, Buck.

409
00:21:43,843 --> 00:21:45,678
Oh, my God, you guys
should've seen y'all's faces.

410
00:21:45,678 --> 00:21:47,138
It was classic.

411
00:21:47,138 --> 00:21:49,265
You were in on this?

412
00:21:49,265 --> 00:21:51,476
Not if it'll make you any madder.

413
00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:01,986
Would any of you ladies
care to come inside and join me?

414
00:22:01,986 --> 00:22:04,405
'Cause there's no beer out here.

415
00:22:04,405 --> 00:22:06,491
This is my cousins' house, you idiot.

416
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,452
How did you even get in there?

417
00:22:09,452 --> 00:22:10,662
Magic. No.

418
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,288
Bedroom window was open.

419
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:16,417
Hi, Jenn.

420
00:22:17,418 --> 00:22:18,419
What part of "stay away"

421
00:22:18,419 --> 00:22:19,838
do you guys not understand?

422
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:22,715
The "stay away" part.
I just don't get it.

423
00:22:22,715 --> 00:22:24,050
You're not invited up here,

424
00:22:24,050 --> 00:22:25,677
despite whatever this one
may have told you.

425
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:27,512
Hey, hey, come on. Come on.

426
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:29,931
We parked the car down the road
so you wouldn't hear us.

427
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,725
Besides, we missed you guys.

428
00:22:32,725 --> 00:22:35,061
Mary, I haven't had sex in 36 hours.

429
00:22:35,061 --> 00:22:36,479
You know when your foot's asleep?

430
00:22:36,479 --> 00:22:38,565
My dick's asleep.
I gotta wake it up.

431
00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:40,233
I have to wake
that dick up.

432
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:41,234
Wake that dick up.

433
00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:42,402
- Baby.
- I will.

434
00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:43,486
I don't... I can't even feel it.

435
00:22:43,486 --> 00:22:44,779
- Mary, please.
- Mary, please.

436
00:22:44,779 --> 00:22:45,989
My dick's asleep.

437
00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:48,241
Wasn't this weekend for everybody?

438
00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:50,910
Yeah, it was until you fucked it all up.

439
00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:54,497
No, I'm sorry.
You guys have to leave.

440
00:22:54,497 --> 00:22:57,292
But, Mary, they just
drove all the way out here.

441
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,627
This is my house,
and I make the rules.

442
00:22:59,627 --> 00:23:01,421
It's fine, Mary. They can stay.

443
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:05,091
Jenn, thank you, Jenn.
Give it up for Jenn, everybody.

444
00:23:05,091 --> 00:23:06,467
Right?

445
00:23:06,467 --> 00:23:08,803
Jenn, do not let them
bully you into this.

446
00:23:08,803 --> 00:23:12,056
No, really.
Maybe it'll force me to,

447
00:23:12,056 --> 00:23:15,727
you know, face it head-on
instead of running away.

448
00:23:16,811 --> 00:23:18,354
You sure?

449
00:23:18,354 --> 00:23:20,064
Oh, my, God damn it, she's sure.

450
00:23:20,064 --> 00:23:21,733
Come on.
We're all adults here.

451
00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:23,359
It doesn't have to be awkward.

452
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:25,445
Gentlemen, I'll see you
in the bone zone.

453
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:28,072
Let's get drunk!

454
00:23:28,072 --> 00:23:29,699
Whoo!

455
00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:33,828
- Oww!
- Great.

456
00:23:33,828 --> 00:23:36,581
Well, at least
this can't get any more awkward.

457
00:23:38,374 --> 00:23:39,876
Oh, fuck!

458
00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,179
Oh, fuck.

459
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:53,348
Oh, I feel like a Power Ranger!

460
00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:57,477
Oh, shit, you are sweet!

461
00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:59,437
You are way too hot for me.

462
00:23:59,437 --> 00:24:00,855
Oh, baby, you know it.

463
00:24:00,855 --> 00:24:02,023
Well, this was helpful.

464
00:24:03,566 --> 00:24:05,777
Thanks for stopping by.

465
00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:06,945
Oh, baby...

466
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:08,571
Don't call me that.

467
00:24:08,571 --> 00:24:10,698
You lost your baby privileges.

468
00:24:10,698 --> 00:24:11,741
But it's not as bad as you think.

469
00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:13,493
You have no idea what I think.

470
00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:15,370
Can we at least talk about it?

471
00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:17,956
Fine, you want to talk about it?

472
00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:20,333
Who is she?
Do I know this little whore?

473
00:24:23,461 --> 00:24:24,587
What is that, seaweed?

474
00:24:24,587 --> 00:24:26,506
It's you, you asshole.

475
00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:28,174
Friend of a friend
tagged you on Facebook

476
00:24:28,174 --> 00:24:30,259
from Michelle's party last weekend.

477
00:24:30,259 --> 00:24:31,552
Who is she?

478
00:24:31,552 --> 00:24:33,471
Look, I know it looks bad. I do.

479
00:24:33,471 --> 00:24:35,264
I knew...
But I... I was really drunk.

480
00:24:35,264 --> 00:24:37,725
You know what? If you're not
gonna answer my questions,

481
00:24:37,725 --> 00:24:40,478
then we have nothing else
to talk about.

482
00:24:40,478 --> 00:24:41,729
Just come here.

483
00:24:41,729 --> 00:24:43,481
Don't touch me.

484
00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,234
You feel better?

485
00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:49,112
Getting there.

486
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,326
Let me go.

487
00:24:55,326 --> 00:24:57,036
I'll scream.

488
00:24:58,287 --> 00:24:59,789
Join the club.

489
00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:10,216
I missed you so much.

490
00:25:12,510 --> 00:25:14,095
Missed you, too.

491
00:25:25,648 --> 00:25:28,234
That was worth the drive up
for sure.

492
00:25:28,234 --> 00:25:30,028
Again.

493
00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,821
I'm only one man.

494
00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:33,489
It takes an hour to recharge.

495
00:25:33,489 --> 00:25:34,907
Do you not read magazines?

496
00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:42,165
Can you hand me my glasses?

497
00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:43,166
Yeah.

498
00:25:53,968 --> 00:25:55,428
You okay?

499
00:25:56,429 --> 00:25:58,431
Yeah. Why?

500
00:25:58,431 --> 00:26:00,850
I don't know.
You just seem a little...

501
00:26:00,850 --> 00:26:02,602
out of it.

502
00:26:03,686 --> 00:26:05,229
Did you finish?

503
00:26:06,814 --> 00:26:09,609
I guess I'm just worried
about Jenn, that's all.

504
00:26:11,527 --> 00:26:13,571
So that's a no.

505
00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:43,101
Is someone in there?

506
00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:48,064
Buck, I swear to God,
I'm gonna stick that bat up your...

507
00:26:58,116 --> 00:26:59,200
Oh, my God! You gotta see...

508
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,201
What?

509
00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:01,702
Go get it out of there!

510
00:27:01,702 --> 00:27:03,371
Sit down. Calm down.
There's something in there.

511
00:27:03,371 --> 00:27:05,248
What's wrong?
Tell me what's wrong.

512
00:27:05,248 --> 00:27:06,707
I don't know. I...

513
00:27:06,707 --> 00:27:09,085
Who the fuck is crying on vacation day?

514
00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:10,878
- What's going on?
- What did you do to her?

515
00:27:10,878 --> 00:27:12,672
No, I didn't do anything.

516
00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:15,258
Listen, there's a... There was
a beaver in the bathroom.

517
00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:16,592
Really great news,
since haven't you

518
00:27:16,592 --> 00:27:18,219
been looking for beaver
since we got here?

519
00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:20,012
No, no, there was something
wrong with it.

520
00:27:20,012 --> 00:27:21,889
It was... It was fucking rabid
or something.

521
00:27:21,889 --> 00:27:24,058
Oh, you know what we should do?

522
00:27:24,058 --> 00:27:26,686
We should capture it.
We'll raise it as our own.

523
00:27:26,686 --> 00:27:28,604
Jenn, you are a really ugly crier.

524
00:27:28,604 --> 00:27:30,273
Go look in the fucking bathroom!

525
00:27:30,273 --> 00:27:31,858
Jenn, I tell you what.
This is getting really ridiculous.

526
00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:33,109
Let's go to the fucking bathroom.

527
00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:34,944
Okay, big daddy Buck's got it.

528
00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:36,529
Here, Jenn. Here, Jenn.

529
00:27:39,448 --> 00:27:42,201
Oh, there is no way
I'm drunk enough for this.

530
00:27:42,201 --> 00:27:44,287
You're drunk
as any one of the rest of us,

531
00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:45,496
so fucking man up.

532
00:27:45,496 --> 00:27:47,456
Yeah, just man up.

533
00:27:47,456 --> 00:27:49,750
All right.

534
00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:51,127
Just be careful.

535
00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:53,045
Pussy. You're being a pussy.

536
00:27:54,714 --> 00:27:56,132
Jesus, dude, really?
Fucking pussy.

537
00:27:56,132 --> 00:27:57,592
- Shut up.
- Give me this.

538
00:27:57,592 --> 00:27:59,177
Being a bitch.
Just being a little bitch about it.

539
00:28:09,103 --> 00:28:10,688
Jenn, there's nothing in here.

540
00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:12,523
I swear it was right there.

541
00:28:12,523 --> 00:28:15,735
Oh, my God, Jenn.
Is this one of those bathrooms?

542
00:28:15,735 --> 00:28:17,361
Oh, look at me.

543
00:28:17,361 --> 00:28:20,448
I'm in a scary,
scary bathroom, Jenn.

544
00:28:20,448 --> 00:28:22,450
Jenn, be honest.
Did you shit in here?

545
00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:27,330
Oh, my God.

546
00:28:32,668 --> 00:28:35,671
Kill it!

547
00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:42,470
How the hell is that thing still moving?

548
00:28:48,976 --> 00:28:50,686
That's gnarly.

549
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,065
Someone want to get a garbage bag?

550
00:29:04,158 --> 00:29:06,035
That was rabies?

551
00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:07,828
Yeah, probably.

552
00:29:07,828 --> 00:29:10,790
Then again, I've never even seen
a real beaver before

553
00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:12,541
- up close, so...
- Yeah, me neither.

554
00:29:12,541 --> 00:29:15,670
Well, maybe you should try going down
on me once in a while, Buck.

555
00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:18,172
That was not a normal beaver.
I can tell you that much.

556
00:29:18,172 --> 00:29:21,384
Yeah. Normal beavers have pupils
in their goddamn eyes, don't they?

557
00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:23,761
Fucking chicks. Come on.

558
00:29:23,761 --> 00:29:26,389
The beaver obviously had something.

559
00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:28,140
Wait. I mean, did it bite anyone?

560
00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:30,476
- Jenn, are you...
- No.

561
00:29:30,476 --> 00:29:33,854
Good, 'cause I've heard that
rabies shots hurt like a bitch.

562
00:29:33,854 --> 00:29:36,816
Yeah, not to mention the nearest hospital
is 30 miles away.

563
00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:38,734
Maybe we should just go home.

564
00:29:38,734 --> 00:29:40,361
- What?
- Yeah, no, Jenn,

565
00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:41,946
we drove four hours to get here.

566
00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:43,739
Okay, my foot's still asleep
from the ride up.

567
00:29:43,739 --> 00:29:46,033
We don't care about your foot, Buck.

568
00:29:46,033 --> 00:29:48,869
You know, we're all just upset
and drunk and...

569
00:29:48,869 --> 00:29:51,998
And horny.
And 6' 3" but that's just me.

570
00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:53,499
- Buck.
- Okay, yes...

571
00:29:53,499 --> 00:29:54,750
- Shut the fuck up.
- You're right.

572
00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:56,043
I think that we should just sleep on it.

573
00:29:56,043 --> 00:29:58,212
Okay. Well, sleeping with you, then.

574
00:30:03,801 --> 00:30:05,803
Yeah, sure, Jenn.
Whatever you want.

575
00:30:05,803 --> 00:30:08,097
Guys, we could die tomorrow, okay?

576
00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:09,890
This could be our last night.

577
00:30:09,890 --> 00:30:12,101
This may sound crazy,
but we need to have an orgy.

578
00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:13,477
I'm not fucking around.

579
00:30:13,477 --> 00:30:15,604
A safety orgy,
you know, stay together,

580
00:30:15,604 --> 00:30:18,899
like in the Old West with the caravans.

581
00:31:18,876 --> 00:31:21,003
Oh, God, here we go.

582
00:31:21,003 --> 00:31:22,004
What, Buck?

583
00:31:22,004 --> 00:31:24,090
Don't let the dog look.

584
00:31:24,090 --> 00:31:25,716
Relax. I'm not going to...

585
00:31:25,716 --> 00:31:27,635
Oh, my God, Mary. Look.

586
00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:31,180
Yuck.

587
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,476
Maybe some wild animal came and took it.

588
00:31:35,476 --> 00:31:37,728
See the footprint?

589
00:31:37,728 --> 00:31:39,105
Come on.

590
00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:40,231
I don't like this.

591
00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:42,983
What? Ah, Jenn, come on.

592
00:31:42,983 --> 00:31:45,111
We're all the way out
in the middle of the woods.

593
00:31:45,111 --> 00:31:46,362
We tossed something on the porch,

594
00:31:46,362 --> 00:31:48,739
and something's glad that we did it.

595
00:31:48,739 --> 00:31:51,158
What are you thinking?

596
00:31:51,158 --> 00:31:53,494
All I know is the thing is dead, guys.
Come on.

597
00:31:53,494 --> 00:31:56,080
- Can we please go swimming now?
- Yeah, I second that. Let's go.

598
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:59,125
Still want to go in the water
after what happened last night?

599
00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:01,168
Last night was in there, okay?

600
00:32:01,168 --> 00:32:03,045
The water's way safer
than in the cabin.

601
00:32:03,045 --> 00:32:06,090
Yeah, come on. It's a beautiful day,
and the lake's right over here.

602
00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:08,426
We haven't seen you ladies
in your bikinis yet. Come on.

603
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:10,928
You know, we were doing just fine
before you guys showed up.

604
00:32:10,928 --> 00:32:12,680
Jenn, that's not fair.

605
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,682
Yeah, Tommy did kill that beaver for us.

606
00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:16,475
Yeah, sorry Sam didn't kill anything,

607
00:32:16,475 --> 00:32:19,311
because that'd be the only beaver
he's getting this weekend.

608
00:32:19,311 --> 00:32:21,313
Can we please stop
with the beaver jokes?

609
00:32:21,313 --> 00:32:22,982
Why did the beaver
cross the road?

610
00:32:34,618 --> 00:32:35,703
Whoo!

611
00:32:35,703 --> 00:32:37,204
That a girl.

612
00:32:39,582 --> 00:32:41,208
Come in, misery.

613
00:32:41,208 --> 00:32:42,835
Now get your ass in the water,

614
00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:45,087
and join the rest of the human beings.

615
00:32:45,087 --> 00:32:49,133
Has it ever occurred to any of you
that there might be more beavers?

616
00:32:56,265 --> 00:33:00,352
So you seen the mysterious photo?

617
00:33:01,854 --> 00:33:04,899
Of course I've seen it.

618
00:33:04,899 --> 00:33:08,736
I've seen it over 300 times
since Wednesday.

619
00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:10,488
She has me analyzing every line
and every pixel

620
00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:13,449
trying to figure out
who it is you're on top of.

621
00:33:17,786 --> 00:33:22,166
Well, I guess it's safe to say
that she doesn't know that it was you.

622
00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:25,044
Are you gonna tell her?

623
00:33:26,462 --> 00:33:28,339
I don't know.

624
00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:31,550
Well, you know, if you just tell her
it was nothing,

625
00:33:31,550 --> 00:33:33,219
she's gonna believe you.

626
00:33:33,219 --> 00:33:36,347
Maybe, but she'll hate me.

627
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:37,973
Tell that to my finger.

628
00:33:39,308 --> 00:33:40,893
Are you crazy?

629
00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:46,815
Don't be stupid, Jenn.

630
00:33:46,815 --> 00:33:48,984
Get your ass in the water right now.

631
00:33:48,984 --> 00:33:50,110
Yeah, come on!

632
00:33:50,110 --> 00:33:51,862
Yeah, peer pressure, Jenn.
Come on.

633
00:33:51,862 --> 00:33:53,113
Fine.

634
00:33:56,325 --> 00:33:59,203
You know, with all the shit
that's gone down, we haven't talked.

635
00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:02,998
Like you said, it was nothing.

636
00:34:04,124 --> 00:34:06,210
Besides, I'm with Tommy,

637
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:08,963
and if you're real lucky,
you'll still be with Jenn.

638
00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:10,381
You happy?

639
00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:11,674
This is the happiest day
of my life, Jenn.

640
00:34:11,674 --> 00:34:13,050
You're in the lake.

641
00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:14,843
I don't know how it happened,
but it did.

642
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,350
Oh, my God.

643
00:34:21,350 --> 00:34:22,685
What?

644
00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:24,937
Something just swam past my foot.

645
00:34:27,815 --> 00:34:30,776
You are, like, such a hypochondriac.

646
00:34:30,776 --> 00:34:33,862
No, I swear to God, you guys.
Something just fucking hit my foot.

647
00:34:36,073 --> 00:34:38,158
Oh, look. Buck feels it, too.

648
00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:41,745
Wait.

649
00:34:42,871 --> 00:34:44,456
What, did you swallow some water?

650
00:34:44,456 --> 00:34:46,041
Buck? Holy shit!

651
00:34:46,041 --> 00:34:48,544
Oh, my God!

652
00:34:48,544 --> 00:34:49,962
Get out of the water!

653
00:34:49,962 --> 00:34:51,880
Oh, my God!

654
00:34:53,215 --> 00:34:54,633
What the fuck?

655
00:34:54,633 --> 00:34:56,010
Is that blood?

656
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:02,224
Get to the raft!
Get to the fucking raft!

657
00:35:05,394 --> 00:35:06,395
Hurry!

658
00:35:10,899 --> 00:35:12,318
Grab on!

659
00:35:12,318 --> 00:35:14,194
Oh, shit!

660
00:35:20,075 --> 00:35:21,827
Oh, fuck, he got me, too.

661
00:35:24,538 --> 00:35:25,539
Fuck!

662
00:35:25,539 --> 00:35:26,915
Fuck!

663
00:35:26,915 --> 00:35:29,501
That was another fucking beaver!

664
00:35:29,501 --> 00:35:31,795
- More than one.
- Beavers don't do this.

665
00:35:31,795 --> 00:35:33,881
They don't just... They don't
just attack people like this.

666
00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:35,591
Oh, my God.

667
00:35:37,551 --> 00:35:39,345
We have to tie this off right now.

668
00:35:39,345 --> 00:35:40,471
What about this?

669
00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:41,805
No, no, no. Too small.
Too small.

670
00:35:41,805 --> 00:35:44,224
Wait. The dog's vest.

671
00:35:44,224 --> 00:35:45,768
Perfect, perfect.

672
00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:47,561
Hurry! Let's go! Fuck!

673
00:35:50,147 --> 00:35:51,440
Look!

674
00:35:54,443 --> 00:35:55,694
Where's Jenn?

675
00:35:57,029 --> 00:35:58,614
Jenn!

676
00:36:03,535 --> 00:36:04,953
Shit.

677
00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:11,794
- Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
- Stick together.

678
00:36:12,795 --> 00:36:14,338
They're coming.

679
00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:16,090
Shit.

680
00:36:25,808 --> 00:36:27,643
Where did they go?

681
00:36:28,644 --> 00:36:29,770
Oh, shit!

682
00:36:29,770 --> 00:36:31,063
Hold on. Hold on.

683
00:36:31,063 --> 00:36:32,398
- They're underneath us!
- Shit.

684
00:36:35,150 --> 00:36:36,527
Shit.

685
00:36:44,326 --> 00:36:45,703
Careful! Be careful!

686
00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:47,329
Stay calm.

687
00:36:47,329 --> 00:36:48,997
Hold on! Hold on!

688
00:36:48,997 --> 00:36:50,541
Hold on!

689
00:36:52,292 --> 00:36:53,502
Hold on!

690
00:36:53,502 --> 00:36:55,504
- We cannot stay here.
- Yeah, no shit!

691
00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:01,135
Shit!

692
00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:03,512
Hold on. Hold on.

693
00:37:06,432 --> 00:37:07,599
There's too many of 'em!

694
00:37:14,815 --> 00:37:15,899
Oh, my God!

695
00:37:15,899 --> 00:37:17,067
We have to swim for it.

696
00:37:17,067 --> 00:37:18,944
We need a diversion.

697
00:37:18,944 --> 00:37:20,863
What the fuck?

698
00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:21,864
All right, you know what?

699
00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:25,117
Sorry, buddy.

700
00:37:25,117 --> 00:37:26,243
Surfs up!

701
00:37:26,243 --> 00:37:28,746
- Gosling! Gosling!
- Zoe! Zoe!

702
00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:31,039
- No!
- Zoe. Zoe!

703
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:34,460
- No!
- Come on!

704
00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:35,919
Zoe!

705
00:37:35,919 --> 00:37:38,130
No!

706
00:37:41,717 --> 00:37:43,343
- We have to go.
- We have to go now.

707
00:37:43,343 --> 00:37:44,636
- Go now!
- Go, girls. Go.

708
00:37:47,097 --> 00:37:49,016
All right, let's go!

709
00:37:49,016 --> 00:37:51,769
Damn it, kick! Come on!

710
00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:53,812
Let's go! Swim!

711
00:37:53,812 --> 00:37:55,898
- Swim!
- Come on!

712
00:37:55,898 --> 00:37:58,025
Let's go, damn it!

713
00:37:58,025 --> 00:37:59,276
Kick! Go!

714
00:38:18,962 --> 00:38:20,088
Come on! Here!

715
00:38:30,307 --> 00:38:31,558
Oh, my God.

716
00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:54,873
Just doesn't make any goddamn sense.

717
00:38:54,873 --> 00:38:57,751
This is the same one from the bathroom.

718
00:38:57,751 --> 00:39:00,504
Is he, like, on steroids or something?

719
00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:02,214
Mary, does it look like a baseball player?

720
00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:03,966
I don't know, Zoe.

721
00:39:03,966 --> 00:39:06,009
I mean, how could...
how could it still be alive?

722
00:39:07,010 --> 00:39:08,136
It isn't.

723
00:39:08,136 --> 00:39:09,137
What?

724
00:39:09,137 --> 00:39:11,515
It isn't alive.

725
00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:14,059
Are you saying
what I think you're saying?

726
00:39:14,059 --> 00:39:15,853
All right, enough talk.

727
00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:18,313
What are you doing?

728
00:39:18,313 --> 00:39:19,439
This.

729
00:39:19,439 --> 00:39:20,524
Oh, Jesus.

730
00:39:21,984 --> 00:39:23,652
Any questions?

731
00:39:35,163 --> 00:39:36,832
There's still no dial tone.

732
00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:39,126
What, did the beavers do it?

733
00:39:39,126 --> 00:39:42,004
For all we know, the dial tone
wasn't even on to begin with.

734
00:39:42,004 --> 00:39:43,046
You okay?

735
00:39:46,091 --> 00:39:49,469
Look, I am sorry about the dog.

736
00:39:49,469 --> 00:39:51,513
About "the" dog?

737
00:39:51,513 --> 00:39:55,642
It's my dog.
You killed my dog.

738
00:39:55,642 --> 00:40:00,647
It's between us and a dog,
I'm gonna pick us every time.

739
00:40:00,647 --> 00:40:03,567
If that's what makes me an asshole,
then so be it, man.

740
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,569
It does.

741
00:40:05,569 --> 00:40:06,862
Asshole.

742
00:40:08,113 --> 00:40:10,198
Oh, give me a break. It's a dog.

743
00:40:10,198 --> 00:40:11,366
Oh, fuck you! I hate you!

744
00:40:11,366 --> 00:40:12,659
- I hate you.
- Stop. Zoe, stop.

745
00:40:12,659 --> 00:40:13,994
- Get off of me, Mary!
- Stop. Stop.

746
00:40:13,994 --> 00:40:16,371
You stop.
You would take his side.

747
00:40:16,371 --> 00:40:17,873
I'm not taking anyone's side!

748
00:40:17,873 --> 00:40:18,874
Oh, yeah?

749
00:40:18,874 --> 00:40:20,500
Tell that to Jenn.

750
00:40:24,421 --> 00:40:26,757
Mary, what is she talking about?

751
00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:28,842
That's right, Jenn.

752
00:40:28,842 --> 00:40:31,511
The girl in the stupid picture with Sam,

753
00:40:31,511 --> 00:40:33,096
it's fucking Mary.

754
00:40:35,557 --> 00:40:37,267
Thanks, Zoe.

755
00:40:39,811 --> 00:40:41,104
She has a right to know.

756
00:40:41,104 --> 00:40:42,940
Everybody else does, for fuck's sake.

757
00:40:47,569 --> 00:40:48,737
I didn't know.

758
00:40:48,737 --> 00:40:50,405
Tommy.

759
00:40:52,658 --> 00:40:56,912
Jenn, I was gonna tell you.

760
00:40:56,912 --> 00:40:58,121
Doesn't matter.

761
00:40:59,164 --> 00:41:01,083
We have bigger problems now.

762
00:41:05,754 --> 00:41:07,297
It's them, isn't it?

763
00:41:07,297 --> 00:41:09,174
Oh, you think?
They're everywhere.

764
00:41:12,844 --> 00:41:14,763
- Make it stop.
- It has to be some sort

765
00:41:14,763 --> 00:41:16,473
of intimidation tactic
or something.

766
00:41:16,473 --> 00:41:17,599
Well, it's working.

767
00:41:17,599 --> 00:41:19,893
Oh. My God!

768
00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:23,814
- Oh, my God!
- Make it stop!

769
00:41:23,814 --> 00:41:25,607
Son of a bitch!

770
00:41:32,781 --> 00:41:35,742
Is this what you want,
you fucks?!

771
00:41:53,135 --> 00:41:55,470
They're just out there waiting for us.

772
00:41:55,470 --> 00:41:57,472
We gotta get Buck to a hospital.

773
00:41:57,472 --> 00:41:59,516
What about the neighbors' place?

774
00:41:59,516 --> 00:42:01,393
Yeah, we could use their phone.

775
00:42:01,393 --> 00:42:03,395
Oh, fuck that.

776
00:42:03,395 --> 00:42:05,522
- I'll go for the car.
- Fuck that, too!

777
00:42:05,522 --> 00:42:07,065
You stay here with the girls then.

778
00:42:07,065 --> 00:42:09,192
I'll get Buck to a hospital
and send back help.

779
00:42:09,192 --> 00:42:10,360
Give me Buck's foot.

780
00:42:12,529 --> 00:42:13,780
I'm going with you.

781
00:42:13,780 --> 00:42:15,073
No, Zoe, you can't.

782
00:42:16,116 --> 00:42:17,743
I have to.

783
00:42:17,743 --> 00:42:19,119
Eww.

784
00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:20,328
They could be out there.

785
00:42:20,328 --> 00:42:21,830
They are out there,
but like you said,

786
00:42:21,830 --> 00:42:23,331
we don't have a choice.

787
00:42:23,331 --> 00:42:25,417
Buck is clearly not gonna
make it through the night.

788
00:42:25,417 --> 00:42:28,170
There's gotta be some other way.

789
00:42:29,296 --> 00:42:30,922
Look, beavers are great swimmers,

790
00:42:30,922 --> 00:42:32,424
but they're not that fast on land, okay?

791
00:42:32,424 --> 00:42:34,384
Those things out there,

792
00:42:34,384 --> 00:42:36,344
they're not beavers.

793
00:42:37,387 --> 00:42:39,723
I'm gonna need your car,
'cause ours is down the road a ways.

794
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,768
Give me the keys.

795
00:42:44,519 --> 00:42:46,271
Tommy, you don't have to do this.

796
00:42:46,271 --> 00:42:49,691
Mary, it's okay.

797
00:42:49,691 --> 00:42:50,984
Give me the keys.

798
00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:57,532
Tommy.

799
00:42:58,575 --> 00:43:00,869
Come on.

800
00:43:00,869 --> 00:43:01,995
Come on, babe.

801
00:43:01,995 --> 00:43:03,622
Get the door.

802
00:43:08,418 --> 00:43:09,669
I don't see anything. You?

803
00:43:09,669 --> 00:43:11,379
Nah. My eyes are closed.

804
00:43:11,379 --> 00:43:12,547
All right, let's go. Come on.

805
00:43:12,547 --> 00:43:14,341
Wait.

806
00:43:17,594 --> 00:43:19,096
Pick it up.

807
00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:20,597
Hurry! Hurry!

808
00:43:20,597 --> 00:43:21,598
Get the door!

809
00:43:23,141 --> 00:43:26,186
Hurry, baby. Get in. Hurry!

810
00:43:26,186 --> 00:43:27,979
They're in.

811
00:43:29,189 --> 00:43:30,690
Come on. Come on.

812
00:43:30,690 --> 00:43:32,692
It's a fucking hybrid.
You have to finesse it.

813
00:43:34,194 --> 00:43:36,113
They made it.

814
00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:39,449
Maybe we should have
just gone with them.

815
00:43:39,449 --> 00:43:40,951
Yeah, maybe.

816
00:43:42,410 --> 00:43:44,371
Maybe we should just leave.

817
00:43:46,998 --> 00:43:49,543
Oh, no.

818
00:43:49,543 --> 00:43:50,544
Wait a minute. Jenn...

819
00:43:50,544 --> 00:43:52,712
Will somebody help me?

820
00:43:53,922 --> 00:43:56,133
God, you really are a pussy.
Move.

821
00:43:58,343 --> 00:44:01,346
We've got to board up
all of these windows.

822
00:44:01,346 --> 00:44:03,306
I'll do the heavy lifting.

823
00:44:03,306 --> 00:44:05,308
- The girls are safe with me.
- Move it this way.

824
00:44:07,102 --> 00:44:09,062
Did you hear something?

825
00:44:09,062 --> 00:44:10,730
Did I hear what?

826
00:44:10,730 --> 00:44:13,275
Banging, hollering?

827
00:44:13,275 --> 00:44:14,943
Oh, it's just those kids

828
00:44:14,943 --> 00:44:17,112
scissoring each other
to Lady Gaga.

829
00:44:17,112 --> 00:44:19,156
Well, I know it's those kids.

830
00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:22,242
What do you want me to do about it,
call the police?

831
00:44:22,242 --> 00:44:24,619
Well, I heard tires screeching.

832
00:44:24,619 --> 00:44:27,289
You think we ought to go over there
and check up on 'em?

833
00:44:27,289 --> 00:44:29,916
You never did know
when to mind your own business.

834
00:44:31,376 --> 00:44:34,254
And you never did know
when to get up off your ass.

835
00:44:34,254 --> 00:44:35,881
You really want me
to go over there

836
00:44:35,881 --> 00:44:38,300
and check on a bunch
of college girls?

837
00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:42,137
'Cause, you know, I might just
have to stay for their party.

838
00:44:42,137 --> 00:44:43,430
Eww.

839
00:44:43,430 --> 00:44:44,848
Pig.

840
00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:04,242
Buck?

841
00:45:04,242 --> 00:45:06,036
- How you doing there, man?
- Uh...

842
00:45:06,036 --> 00:45:08,455
- You hanging with us?
- Oh, God.

843
00:45:08,455 --> 00:45:09,873
- No.
- It's okay, buddy.

844
00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:12,125
Hey, hey, hey. Stay with us.
Stay with us, Buck.

845
00:45:12,125 --> 00:45:13,668
Everything's gonna be good,
all right?

846
00:45:13,668 --> 00:45:15,754
Ohh! Chill out.

847
00:45:15,754 --> 00:45:17,756
Shit.

848
00:45:17,756 --> 00:45:19,507
- What the fuck?
- Fuck!

849
00:45:21,843 --> 00:45:22,844
Oh, no!

850
00:45:22,844 --> 00:45:24,971
- They did this.
- Oh, fuck!

851
00:45:24,971 --> 00:45:27,098
Fuck!

852
00:45:27,098 --> 00:45:29,017
Suck a bag of dicks!

853
00:45:29,017 --> 00:45:30,560
Shit.

854
00:45:31,603 --> 00:45:33,813
There's no way around this.

855
00:45:35,023 --> 00:45:36,524
Look.

856
00:45:37,525 --> 00:45:39,861
Oh, shit.
Shit. Wait here.

857
00:45:39,861 --> 00:45:40,987
I'm gonna go check it out.

858
00:45:40,987 --> 00:45:42,322
Be careful.

859
00:45:43,782 --> 00:45:45,242
Hello?

860
00:45:47,452 --> 00:45:48,870
There's no one here.

861
00:45:48,870 --> 00:45:50,455
What are you doing?

862
00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:56,127
There's guns and one ax.

863
00:45:56,127 --> 00:45:57,545
You gonna steal 'em?

864
00:45:58,922 --> 00:46:00,757
Yeah, whatever. We'll borrow 'em.

865
00:46:00,757 --> 00:46:02,759
I promise I'll bring 'em right back.

866
00:46:03,885 --> 00:46:05,262
Here.

867
00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:06,680
What the hell am I
supposed to do with this?

868
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:07,889
Just take it, please.

869
00:46:07,889 --> 00:46:09,307
Should we go back to the cabin?

870
00:46:09,307 --> 00:46:10,308
No, just you guys.

871
00:46:10,308 --> 00:46:11,309
What? Wait.

872
00:46:12,602 --> 00:46:15,188
I'm gonna go and get some more guns,
load up the trunk.

873
00:46:15,188 --> 00:46:16,564
You get everybody back to the cabin.

874
00:46:16,564 --> 00:46:18,900
Please, get in the car,
and turn it around.

875
00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:20,735
What... What are you gonna do?

876
00:46:20,735 --> 00:46:22,862
I'm gonna go ahead on foot
and get some help.

877
00:46:22,862 --> 00:46:24,197
You're insane, Tommy.

878
00:46:24,197 --> 00:46:26,366
Zoe, please just get in the car,
and hurry!

879
00:46:29,327 --> 00:46:30,787
Zoe...

880
00:46:32,664 --> 00:46:36,293
I'm sorry I never ate your pussy.

881
00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:39,504
I want... I'm gonna go back
and eat all of it one day.

882
00:46:40,588 --> 00:46:41,798
It's okay, baby.

883
00:46:41,798 --> 00:46:43,049
We're gonna get out of here, okay?

884
00:46:43,049 --> 00:46:45,510
It just smells so bad down there.

885
00:46:47,595 --> 00:46:49,055
Tommy?

886
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:51,850
Tommy!

887
00:46:54,561 --> 00:46:57,105
No!

888
00:47:03,403 --> 00:47:05,030
No.

889
00:47:13,830 --> 00:47:15,457
You.

890
00:47:15,457 --> 00:47:16,958
Looks like you're hemmed in a little bit.

891
00:47:16,958 --> 00:47:18,084
Let's take my truck.

892
00:47:18,084 --> 00:47:19,502
We have to save my boyfriend.

893
00:47:19,502 --> 00:47:20,712
Well, come on. Let's get him.

894
00:47:20,712 --> 00:47:21,755
Get out of here.

895
00:47:23,006 --> 00:47:24,716
Come on, baby.

896
00:47:27,635 --> 00:47:29,179
Hurry up! Get in!

897
00:47:30,805 --> 00:47:32,557
Damn beavers.

898
00:47:35,810 --> 00:47:37,854
I thought I told you to cover up.

899
00:47:45,779 --> 00:47:47,739
They sound like babies.

900
00:47:47,739 --> 00:47:50,367
Yeah, crazy fucking babies.

901
00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:59,667
Nails, nails, nails,
nails, nails. Nails.

902
00:48:02,420 --> 00:48:04,172
Towards me.

903
00:48:04,172 --> 00:48:05,507
No duh.

904
00:48:06,508 --> 00:48:09,761
"Come out to the lake.
Have a few laughs."

905
00:48:09,761 --> 00:48:11,054
Damn it.

906
00:48:16,142 --> 00:48:17,352
No.

907
00:48:26,903 --> 00:48:28,655
What? What happened?

908
00:48:28,655 --> 00:48:30,657
You do realize
that the whole point of a beaver

909
00:48:30,657 --> 00:48:32,200
is that it fucking chomps wood?

910
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:33,660
Oh, well, if you want me
to cover the whole house

911
00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:35,912
with sheet metal,
just say the word.

912
00:48:43,545 --> 00:48:46,256
This just in.
If you are receiving this broadcast,

913
00:48:46,256 --> 00:48:47,924
barricade your doors
and windows,

914
00:48:47,924 --> 00:48:50,468
and do not leave your home,

915
00:48:50,468 --> 00:48:52,387
unless you want the deal
of a century.

916
00:48:52,387 --> 00:48:54,180
Come on down to Ashwood Toyo...

917
00:48:54,180 --> 00:48:55,723
Damn radio.

918
00:48:58,685 --> 00:49:01,146
Back in the seventies,

919
00:49:01,146 --> 00:49:02,605
beaver fever hit.

920
00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:07,485
Stirred up the whole damn county.

921
00:49:08,611 --> 00:49:10,530
Beaver fever?

922
00:49:10,530 --> 00:49:13,783
Yeah, caused by the Giardia parasite.

923
00:49:15,076 --> 00:49:16,244
Beavers carry it.

924
00:49:17,370 --> 00:49:19,038
Affects people, too.

925
00:49:20,790 --> 00:49:22,584
Affects them how?

926
00:49:22,584 --> 00:49:26,004
Oh, diarrhea mostly.

927
00:49:27,714 --> 00:49:30,925
What does have to do
with what's going on here?

928
00:49:30,925 --> 00:49:32,469
AW of you guys got diarrhea?

929
00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:33,470
No.

930
00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:35,763
Well, that's good.

931
00:49:35,763 --> 00:49:37,474
Doesn't matter anyway.

932
00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:39,684
Whatever these beavers got out here,

933
00:49:39,684 --> 00:49:41,728
I ain't seen nothing like it before.

934
00:49:43,271 --> 00:49:45,565
Yeah, no kidding, mister.

935
00:49:45,565 --> 00:49:48,610
Caught one in a trap
early this morning.

936
00:49:48,610 --> 00:49:50,653
Only, it weren't dead.

937
00:49:51,654 --> 00:49:53,198
And trust me,

938
00:49:53,198 --> 00:49:55,283
it should've been real dead.

939
00:50:07,420 --> 00:50:08,922
They're leaving.

940
00:50:11,216 --> 00:50:12,717
Why?

941
00:50:12,717 --> 00:50:14,052
How the hell should I know?

942
00:50:14,052 --> 00:50:16,221
Wait. Listen.

943
00:50:17,222 --> 00:50:18,723
It's a truck.

944
00:50:18,723 --> 00:50:19,891
It's Zoe.

945
00:50:19,891 --> 00:50:20,892
What?

946
00:50:23,811 --> 00:50:25,021
And Buck.

947
00:50:25,021 --> 00:50:26,689
How did they get back so fast?

948
00:50:26,689 --> 00:50:28,066
Maybe they brought help.

949
00:50:28,066 --> 00:50:29,692
Or something went wrong.

950
00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:34,906
There's someone else.
Wait. Is it the hunter guy?

951
00:50:34,906 --> 00:50:36,241
What hunter guy?

952
00:50:36,241 --> 00:50:37,742
- Do you see Tommy?
- Grab the cane.

953
00:50:37,742 --> 00:50:39,118
Wait for me. Wait for me.

954
00:50:39,118 --> 00:50:40,787
Shit, we need to get
the boards off the doors.

955
00:50:40,787 --> 00:50:42,163
Are you sure that's a good idea?

956
00:50:42,163 --> 00:50:44,415
Are you kidding?
Get over here, and help us.

957
00:50:44,415 --> 00:50:46,834
I don't know if you know,
but those things

958
00:50:46,834 --> 00:50:49,295
can come back in here,
and then we're all dead.

959
00:50:51,047 --> 00:50:52,382
Fuck me.

960
00:50:56,386 --> 00:50:59,514
Baby, come on. Let's get there.

961
00:51:01,432 --> 00:51:02,433
Open up!

962
00:51:04,602 --> 00:51:06,479
The door's all boarded up.

963
00:51:06,479 --> 00:51:07,939
- Why?
- You know why the fuck why!

964
00:51:07,939 --> 00:51:09,691
Well, hurry up.

965
00:51:09,691 --> 00:51:11,651
You guys. Hey, you guys.

966
00:51:11,651 --> 00:51:13,987
Hey, you guys,
you better turn around.

967
00:51:19,909 --> 00:51:22,662
Filthy, hairy beavers.

968
00:51:24,414 --> 00:51:25,790
Baby, come on.
Get up. Get up. Get up.

969
00:51:31,254 --> 00:51:33,715
Run. Run.

970
00:51:33,715 --> 00:51:35,133
- Hurry.
- Come on.

971
00:51:35,133 --> 00:51:37,218
Come on, baby. Come on.

972
00:51:38,219 --> 00:51:40,013
Sons of bitches.

973
00:51:44,350 --> 00:51:46,144
It's okay, baby.

974
00:51:46,144 --> 00:51:47,520
Come on.

975
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,731
Just a little bit further.

976
00:51:51,983 --> 00:51:54,152
They're not gonna make it.
There's too many of 'em.

977
00:52:06,122 --> 00:52:08,750
Baby, let's step up. You got it.

978
00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:10,168
They made it.

979
00:52:10,168 --> 00:52:11,794
Jump up a little, baby.

980
00:52:15,798 --> 00:52:17,425
Tommy's okay, right?

981
00:52:17,425 --> 00:52:20,803
Yeah, I'm sure he's still out
getting help.

982
00:52:20,803 --> 00:52:24,182
Right, 'cause there's
no reason to think otherwise.

983
00:52:26,851 --> 00:52:27,977
All right.

984
00:52:29,437 --> 00:52:30,772
Hello?

985
00:52:33,191 --> 00:52:34,567
Maybe they're not home.

986
00:52:34,567 --> 00:52:36,861
Yeah,
that'd be wishful thinking.

987
00:53:14,774 --> 00:53:16,734
They couldn't be biting
through the phone lines

988
00:53:16,734 --> 00:53:18,236
on purpose, could they?

989
00:53:19,487 --> 00:53:20,822
Can't say for certain.

990
00:53:20,822 --> 00:53:23,157
Beavers like to chew on shit,

991
00:53:23,157 --> 00:53:27,328
especially twigs, branches,
blades of grass and such.

992
00:53:27,328 --> 00:53:30,456
I suppose wires
fit the bill as well.

993
00:53:30,456 --> 00:53:31,457
The phone in the cabin...

994
00:53:33,626 --> 00:53:35,545
it didn't work either.

995
00:53:37,839 --> 00:53:40,216
Stay here. I'll check upstairs.

996
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:50,810
When was the last time
you picked up an actual book?

997
00:53:50,810 --> 00:53:54,480
In class. You should really
try it sometime.

998
00:53:56,649 --> 00:53:58,985
Beavers are herbivores.

999
00:53:58,985 --> 00:54:00,611
Great book.

1000
00:54:00,611 --> 00:54:03,072
Why don't you try
looking up zombie beavers?

1001
00:54:04,866 --> 00:54:06,659
They live in family groups
or colonies

1002
00:54:06,659 --> 00:54:08,536
and will defend their lodge
against other beavers.

1003
00:54:08,536 --> 00:54:10,288
Oh, oh, you think
the beavers think that they're...

1004
00:54:10,288 --> 00:54:11,873
that we're other beavers?

1005
00:54:11,873 --> 00:54:13,207
What the fuck?

1006
00:54:14,834 --> 00:54:18,045
Keen senses of hearing,
smell, and touch.

1007
00:54:18,045 --> 00:54:20,339
They live up to 24 years.

1008
00:54:20,339 --> 00:54:22,383
Just like us.

1009
00:54:22,383 --> 00:54:26,763
I mean
if we don't make it out of here.

1010
00:54:28,181 --> 00:54:29,682
They're monogamous.

1011
00:54:29,682 --> 00:54:31,851
Not like us.

1012
00:54:34,687 --> 00:54:38,274
Jenn, it was just...

1013
00:54:39,484 --> 00:54:42,278
it was just one of those things.

1014
00:54:42,278 --> 00:54:44,989
So you're saying it was a mistake?

1015
00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:47,700
Don't answer.

1016
00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:49,952
- You just did.
- Look,

1017
00:54:49,952 --> 00:54:54,373
once the three of us
are far away from this cabin,

1018
00:54:54,373 --> 00:54:56,125
we can sit down like adults.

1019
00:54:56,125 --> 00:54:59,086
We can try to figure out
why you both find me attractive.

1020
00:55:04,675 --> 00:55:07,136
Jenn, you have every reason
to hate me.

1021
00:55:07,136 --> 00:55:08,554
Why him?

1022
00:55:11,057 --> 00:55:12,600
I don't know.

1023
00:55:13,643 --> 00:55:15,102
Listen...

1024
00:55:15,102 --> 00:55:18,689
we cannot turn
against each other right now.

1025
00:55:18,689 --> 00:55:21,859
That is exactly
what the beavers would want.

1026
00:55:23,110 --> 00:55:24,487
Let me see this.

1027
00:55:28,783 --> 00:55:31,828
"Animal behaviorists have found
beavers to be gentle,

1028
00:55:31,828 --> 00:55:35,331
reasoning creatures that like
to play practical jokes."

1029
00:55:36,582 --> 00:55:39,919
"They are considered to be
excellent at building tunnels."

1030
00:55:49,637 --> 00:55:51,430
I seriously need to lie down.

1031
00:55:58,354 --> 00:56:00,064
Okay.

1032
00:56:03,442 --> 00:56:05,736
All clear upstairs.

1033
00:56:05,736 --> 00:56:09,115
Appears the beavers have left
the premises for the time being.

1034
00:56:09,115 --> 00:56:11,367
What about the old lady?

1035
00:56:11,367 --> 00:56:13,035
Well, she's still in bed...

1036
00:56:13,035 --> 00:56:15,496
what's left of her, anyway.

1037
00:56:15,496 --> 00:56:18,040
What do you got there?

1038
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:19,375
Sandwich?

1039
00:56:20,918 --> 00:56:22,545
No, it's Buck's foot.

1040
00:56:22,545 --> 00:56:25,590
We're keeping it on ice
so we could reattach it.

1041
00:56:25,590 --> 00:56:27,508
That's what we're supposed to do, right?

1042
00:56:27,508 --> 00:56:28,885
Keep it on ice?

1043
00:56:28,885 --> 00:56:31,012
Well, not directly on ice.
It kills the tissue.

1044
00:56:31,012 --> 00:56:32,471
Well, shit!
Well, what should I do?

1045
00:56:32,471 --> 00:56:34,015
Should I wrap it in a towel or something?

1046
00:56:34,015 --> 00:56:36,309
Well, I suppose that depends
on when it came off.

1047
00:56:36,309 --> 00:56:38,102
I don't know. This afternoon,

1048
00:56:38,102 --> 00:56:39,312
maybe four or five hours ago.

1049
00:56:40,980 --> 00:56:43,024
Technically,
I guess there's a chance

1050
00:56:43,024 --> 00:56:45,026
that they could sew
that sucker back on.

1051
00:56:45,026 --> 00:56:46,819
We'd have to be at the hospital
within the hour.

1052
00:56:46,819 --> 00:56:48,070
That ain't gonna happen.

1053
00:56:48,070 --> 00:56:49,864
Might as well
just chuck the damn thing,

1054
00:56:49,864 --> 00:56:51,032
call it a day.

1055
00:56:51,032 --> 00:56:52,867
I'm sorry.

1056
00:56:52,867 --> 00:56:54,327
You want some chicken?

1057
00:56:54,327 --> 00:56:56,370
There's plenty of it
in the fridge over there.

1058
00:56:56,370 --> 00:56:57,496
I don't want any chicken.

1059
00:56:57,496 --> 00:56:59,123
We need to go
to the hospital now.

1060
00:56:59,123 --> 00:57:02,335
Well, you know as well as I do
that road's blocked.

1061
00:57:02,335 --> 00:57:04,462
We sure as hell
can't get through on foot

1062
00:57:04,462 --> 00:57:05,713
in pitch dark...

1063
00:57:06,964 --> 00:57:08,966
with or without
carrying the big fella.

1064
00:57:11,135 --> 00:57:16,307
Plus, beavers are generally
more active at night,

1065
00:57:16,307 --> 00:57:20,728
so I suggest maybe we hole up here
until the morning.

1066
00:57:20,728 --> 00:57:24,482
Then one or two of us
could make a go at it.

1067
00:57:24,482 --> 00:57:26,734
But he could bleed to death overnight.

1068
00:57:26,734 --> 00:57:27,818
Yeah, well...

1069
00:57:29,153 --> 00:57:31,656
I could always cauterize the stump.

1070
00:57:32,949 --> 00:57:34,867
You sure you don't want some chicken?

1071
00:57:36,452 --> 00:57:38,371
I'm not hungry.

1072
00:58:03,437 --> 00:58:04,981
Jenn?

1073
00:58:20,454 --> 00:58:23,916
You never cared
that Sam cheated, did you?

1074
00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:25,835
You only cared that it was me.

1075
00:58:29,672 --> 00:58:31,340
Jenn, I know that we've been
through a lot,

1076
00:58:31,340 --> 00:58:33,509
but this isn't gonna solve anything.

1077
00:58:33,509 --> 00:58:36,095
I love you, really, but I...

1078
00:58:36,095 --> 00:58:38,389
I just don't think of you this way.

1079
00:59:08,878 --> 00:59:10,421
Come on. Come on. Let's go.

1080
00:59:20,514 --> 00:59:22,391
You've done this before, right?

1081
00:59:23,642 --> 00:59:25,186
No, ma'am,

1082
00:59:25,186 --> 00:59:28,064
but I've seen it on television
many a time.

1083
00:59:28,064 --> 00:59:29,607
It's okay.

1084
00:59:37,323 --> 00:59:39,784
All right,
what the fuck was that?

1085
01:00:03,724 --> 01:00:05,059
Buck!

1086
01:00:06,602 --> 01:00:08,187
Son of a bitch!

1087
01:00:12,358 --> 01:00:14,193
Buck, no!

1088
01:00:32,044 --> 01:00:34,171
Fuck.

1089
01:00:42,513 --> 01:00:43,764
No!

1090
01:00:44,974 --> 01:00:46,559
Oh, no. No, Buck!

1091
01:00:50,396 --> 01:00:52,481
No. Stop it!

1092
01:01:07,872 --> 01:01:09,373
What is she doing in there?

1093
01:01:09,373 --> 01:01:10,541
I don't know.

1094
01:01:18,090 --> 01:01:20,551
It's got to be some kind of virus
transmitted by the beavers.

1095
01:01:20,551 --> 01:01:21,719
I mean, no shit.

1096
01:01:21,719 --> 01:01:23,220
Did you hear her?

1097
01:01:23,220 --> 01:01:25,931
I mean, did you
fucking see her face?

1098
01:01:25,931 --> 01:01:27,183
Do you think that we can help her?

1099
01:01:27,183 --> 01:01:28,184
I mean, do you think it's permanent?

1100
01:01:28,184 --> 01:01:29,810
I don't know.

1101
01:01:29,810 --> 01:01:31,770
She's gonna be on medication
for the rest of her life.

1102
01:01:33,564 --> 01:01:34,565
What are you doing?

1103
01:01:34,565 --> 01:01:35,858
Are you bit? Are you scratched?

1104
01:01:35,858 --> 01:01:37,610
- No, I'm fine.
- Take off your shirt.

1105
01:01:37,610 --> 01:01:38,736
Why?

1106
01:01:38,736 --> 01:01:40,070
Just take your fucking shirt off.

1107
01:01:40,070 --> 01:01:41,280
Calm down.

1108
01:02:05,804 --> 01:02:07,514
You fucking bitch.

1109
01:02:58,565 --> 01:03:00,442
All right.

1110
01:03:03,612 --> 01:03:05,447
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.

1111
01:03:11,996 --> 01:03:13,831
They are fucking everywhere.

1112
01:03:15,416 --> 01:03:16,875
Oh, the truck. The truck.

1113
01:03:16,875 --> 01:03:18,419
It was still running
the last time I checked.

1114
01:03:18,419 --> 01:03:20,045
I'm not gonna make a run for it.

1115
01:03:20,045 --> 01:03:21,046
Mary.

1116
01:03:21,046 --> 01:03:22,965
- Take off your shirt.
- Why?

1117
01:03:22,965 --> 01:03:24,049
Take off your fucking shirt!

1118
01:03:25,384 --> 01:03:26,427
Fucking...

1119
01:03:30,306 --> 01:03:31,724
Satisfied?

1120
01:03:33,434 --> 01:03:35,602
Take off the rest.

1121
01:03:37,271 --> 01:03:38,897
Okay.

1122
01:03:40,733 --> 01:03:42,234
There's zombie beavers running around.

1123
01:03:42,234 --> 01:03:44,403
What the fuck? You don't care.

1124
01:03:49,450 --> 01:03:51,327
Turn around.

1125
01:03:55,164 --> 01:03:56,540
We done?

1126
01:03:56,540 --> 01:03:57,750
I guess so.

1127
01:03:57,750 --> 01:03:59,376
Your turn.

1128
01:04:08,927 --> 01:04:10,262
What's this?

1129
01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:25,486
Mary, I promise I'm gonna
get us out of here.

1130
01:04:25,486 --> 01:04:27,071
Don't talk.

1131
01:04:35,871 --> 01:04:37,247
I want to take my glasses off.

1132
01:04:37,247 --> 01:04:38,957
No, no, it's hot. It's hot.

1133
01:04:42,419 --> 01:04:44,046
Do you smell something?

1134
01:04:44,046 --> 01:04:45,047
What?

1135
01:04:45,047 --> 01:04:46,965
Smoke. Smoke. I smell smoke.

1136
01:04:46,965 --> 01:04:47,966
O-Okay. I'll take care of it.

1137
01:04:47,966 --> 01:04:49,134
I'll take care...

1138
01:05:05,109 --> 01:05:07,319
Oh, God. Oh, God.

1139
01:05:10,697 --> 01:05:12,616
Oh, fuck me.

1140
01:05:29,550 --> 01:05:31,218
Get in!

1141
01:05:32,719 --> 01:05:33,887
Where's Jenn?

1142
01:05:33,887 --> 01:05:35,180
They're all dead. Just go!

1143
01:05:39,393 --> 01:05:41,687
We're getting the fuck out of here.

1144
01:05:50,654 --> 01:05:52,364
Oh, shit. Zoe!

1145
01:05:52,364 --> 01:05:53,365
Get down!

1146
01:05:56,743 --> 01:05:58,036
Zoe, look out!

1147
01:06:03,709 --> 01:06:05,502
Are you okay?

1148
01:06:05,502 --> 01:06:07,921
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1149
01:06:14,094 --> 01:06:15,095
Oh.

1150
01:06:15,095 --> 01:06:16,680
I think we woke the neighbors.

1151
01:06:19,975 --> 01:06:21,435
- Go!
- I'm trying!

1152
01:06:22,811 --> 01:06:24,396
Zoe, go! Go!

1153
01:06:24,396 --> 01:06:25,814
Fucking go!

1154
01:06:32,946 --> 01:06:34,323
I mean, really?

1155
01:06:46,126 --> 01:06:48,795
Is this truck
fucking covered in honey?

1156
01:06:52,174 --> 01:06:54,009
Go now!

1157
01:06:54,009 --> 01:06:56,512
Go!

1158
01:07:17,157 --> 01:07:19,660
I never liked that bitch anyway.

1159
01:07:44,351 --> 01:07:46,478
Why are we stopping?

1160
01:07:47,521 --> 01:07:48,855
It's okay, Mary.

1161
01:07:48,855 --> 01:07:50,357
The trees are down ahead,

1162
01:07:50,357 --> 01:07:51,858
and we got to continue on foot.

1163
01:08:08,083 --> 01:08:09,668
Come on.

1164
01:08:10,669 --> 01:08:12,462
What?

1165
01:08:15,090 --> 01:08:17,009
It's nothing. Just keep going.

1166
01:08:18,719 --> 01:08:21,430
We're gonna have
to go behind the car.

1167
01:08:21,430 --> 01:08:22,973
We have to go around it.

1168
01:08:22,973 --> 01:08:25,726
Come on. We're okay now, Mary.

1169
01:08:25,726 --> 01:08:27,853
We're gonna make it.

1170
01:08:27,853 --> 01:08:29,688
It's gonna be okay.

1171
01:08:29,688 --> 01:08:31,857
We just need to go
a little further.

1172
01:08:33,567 --> 01:08:34,818
Mary, what are you doing?

1173
01:08:39,948 --> 01:08:41,533
Where did you get that?

1174
01:08:42,784 --> 01:08:44,202
The glove compartment.

1175
01:08:46,663 --> 01:08:48,206
You got bit, and we both know

1176
01:08:48,206 --> 01:08:49,750
that you're gonna turn
into one of those things.

1177
01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:52,252
- No, we don't know that.
- Yes, we do!

1178
01:08:52,252 --> 01:08:55,756
Mary, I feel totally fine.
I swear.

1179
01:08:57,549 --> 01:08:59,092
What, is it this?

1180
01:08:59,092 --> 01:09:00,802
I jumped through a fucking window.

1181
01:09:00,802 --> 01:09:01,845
I ran through the woods.

1182
01:09:01,845 --> 01:09:03,013
They crushed my foot.

1183
01:09:03,013 --> 01:09:04,097
I did not get bit, Mary.

1184
01:09:04,097 --> 01:09:06,808
Shut up!
Do not come any closer.

1185
01:09:06,808 --> 01:09:10,312
You at least have to wait until I turn,

1186
01:09:10,312 --> 01:09:13,440
or else you'll be a murderer.

1187
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:14,566
Zoe.

1188
01:09:17,819 --> 01:09:21,239
Mary! Mary, no!

1189
01:10:37,649 --> 01:10:39,067
Hey, you see that girl?

1190
01:10:39,067 --> 01:10:40,819
Yeah, I see her.

1191
01:10:40,819 --> 01:10:41,903
I trust you.

1192
01:10:50,412 --> 01:10:52,038
B-mark. Okay.

1193
01:10:52,038 --> 01:10:53,790
Beaver fever?

1194
01:10:53,790 --> 01:10:55,792
Yeah.

1195
01:10:55,792 --> 01:10:57,544
Caused by the...

1196
01:10:57,544 --> 01:11:00,130
Giardia parasite.
Beavers carry it.

1197
01:11:01,548 --> 01:11:03,925
Caused by the...

1198
01:11:05,594 --> 01:11:08,555
Fuck.
Caused by the Giardia parasite.

1199
01:11:08,555 --> 01:11:09,931
It's very serious.

1200
01:11:09,931 --> 01:11:11,850
This is fucking serious shit.

1201
01:11:11,850 --> 01:11:13,894
I'm sorry. Let's roll again.
Sorry, Jordan.

1202
01:11:13,894 --> 01:11:17,272
We're over there, and it's
Saving Private... Privates Ryan.

1203
01:11:17,272 --> 01:11:18,607
I think Ryan's right.

1204
01:11:18,607 --> 01:11:20,233
Jenn, we're up there sucking...

1205
01:11:20,233 --> 01:11:21,318
And fucking.

1206
01:11:21,318 --> 01:11:23,487
And fucking fucking, okay? And...

1207
01:11:23,487 --> 01:11:24,696
We almost have it.

1208
01:11:24,696 --> 01:11:25,864
We're in there sucking...

1209
01:11:25,864 --> 01:11:27,449
- And fucking.
- And... Yes.

1210
01:11:27,449 --> 01:11:28,575
And trucking.

1211
01:11:29,826 --> 01:11:32,120
- Keep going.
- I got nothing.

1212
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:34,915
We're gonna go to Arby's
to get some apple turnovers.

1213
01:11:34,915 --> 01:11:36,208
Copy that. Over.

1214
01:11:38,293 --> 01:11:40,712
I got a hand job at an Arby's one time.

1215
01:11:40,712 --> 01:11:43,048
- Oh, yeah?
- Or did I give one?

1216
01:11:47,969 --> 01:11:50,222
Oh, no, the hand.

1217
01:11:52,057 --> 01:11:53,058
Action.

1218
01:12:00,607 --> 01:12:02,108
That's gnarly.

1219
01:12:02,108 --> 01:12:04,861
Gnarly. Gnarly. Gnarly.

1220
01:12:04,861 --> 01:12:06,279
Ka-nar-guh-ly!

1221
01:12:06,279 --> 01:12:07,531
Ka-nar-guh-ly?

1222
01:12:09,241 --> 01:12:11,785
The dog's supposed
to be scared of them.

1223
01:12:13,370 --> 01:12:16,540
I had a job for a minute
as one of those sign spinners.

1224
01:12:16,540 --> 01:12:18,667
Like... Like one
of those sandwich places?

1225
01:12:18,667 --> 01:12:20,335
Yeah, but I plugged it in.

1226
01:12:20,335 --> 01:12:22,712
I put some Christmas lights in it,
tried to get paid extra,

1227
01:12:22,712 --> 01:12:24,214
and I strangled my penis.

1228
01:12:24,214 --> 01:12:26,007
Strangled your penis?
How does that happen?

1229
01:12:26,007 --> 01:12:27,300
You can strangle your penis.

1230
01:12:27,300 --> 01:12:29,469
Were you doing
that flip behind your back,

1231
01:12:29,469 --> 01:12:31,304
and it came up
around your taint?

1232
01:12:31,304 --> 01:12:34,766
My penis was in a...
was in a rear naked choke.

1233
01:12:34,766 --> 01:12:37,310
Now, what kind of workman's comp
do you get for that?

1234
01:12:37,310 --> 01:12:39,479
You just get fired.

1235
01:12:45,026 --> 01:12:46,820
Could someone pull
my glasses down?

1236
01:12:46,820 --> 01:12:48,363
- Yep.
- Well, not you.

1237
01:12:48,363 --> 01:12:49,614
Not you.

1238
01:12:49,614 --> 01:12:51,825
I didn't want to move the hands.

1239
01:12:51,825 --> 01:12:53,702
- Okay.
- Do you like the...

1240
01:12:53,702 --> 01:12:54,786
moan,

1241
01:12:54,786 --> 01:12:56,788
or do you like the...

1242
01:12:56,788 --> 01:12:58,164
- Both.
- I'll do the moan.

1243
01:12:58,164 --> 01:12:59,541
- You do the, "Ahh."
- Yeah.

1244
01:12:59,541 --> 01:13:02,752
My mom never loved me!
My mom never loved me!

1245
01:13:02,752 --> 01:13:05,171
Why are you with me?!
Why are you with me?!

1246
01:13:05,171 --> 01:13:06,798
What do you see in me?
I don't know.

1247
01:13:06,798 --> 01:13:08,758
That's okay.

1248
01:13:08,758 --> 01:13:10,927
Ready. Action.

1249
01:13:14,472 --> 01:13:16,141
Well, that is fucked up.

1250
01:13:18,643 --> 01:13:20,353
Cut.

1251
01:13:20,353 --> 01:13:23,440
{\An8}-
- ♪ Zombeavers ♪

1252
01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:27,068
{\an8}♪ Zombeavers ♪

1253
01:13:27,068 --> 01:13:30,030
{\an8}♪ You hear
your sweetheart scream ♪

1254
01:13:30,030 --> 01:13:33,658
{\an8}♪ She tells you why,
you don't believe her ♪

1255
01:13:33,658 --> 01:13:36,870
{\an8}♪ She saw one in the bathroom ♪

1256
01:13:36,870 --> 01:13:40,457
{\an8}♪ It's no lie, it's a zombeaver ♪

1257
01:13:40,457 --> 01:13:43,960
{\an8}♪ Contaminated by toxic goo ♪

1258
01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:46,796
{\an8}♪ A random genetic mistake ♪

1259
01:13:46,796 --> 01:13:50,216
{\an8}♪ They're semiaquatic,
they're hungry for you ♪

1260
01:13:50,216 --> 01:13:53,386
{\an8}♪ Boys and girls,
stay away from the lake ♪

1261
01:13:53,386 --> 01:13:56,306
{\an8}♪ Zombeavers ♪

1262
01:13:56,306 --> 01:14:00,101
{\an8}♪ Zombeavers ♪

1263
01:14:00,101 --> 01:14:03,313
{\an8}- ♪ Zombeavers ♪
- ♪ Zombeavers ♪

1264
01:14:03,313 --> 01:14:06,566
{\an8}- ♪ Zombeavers ♪
- ♪ Zombeavers ♪

1265
01:14:06,566 --> 01:14:10,487
{\an8}♪ A cheerful gang
of college students ♪

1266
01:14:10,487 --> 01:14:13,239
{\an8}♪ Think they're on vacation ♪

1267
01:14:13,239 --> 01:14:16,993
{\an8}♪ Instead, they're dodging
beaver chompers ♪

1268
01:14:16,993 --> 01:14:19,746
{\an8}♪ And facing their damnation ♪

1269
01:14:19,746 --> 01:14:23,249
{\an8}♪ Don't board up the doorways
and windows, my friend ♪

1270
01:14:23,249 --> 01:14:26,336
{\an8}♪ It won't do any good ♪

1271
01:14:26,336 --> 01:14:29,756
{\an8}♪ These furry brown bastards
are fully equipped ♪

1272
01:14:29,756 --> 01:14:32,759
{\an8}♪ And they'll chew
right through the wood ♪

1273
01:14:32,759 --> 01:14:36,304
{\an8}♪ Say goodbye
to your golden retriever ♪

1274
01:14:36,304 --> 01:14:39,474
{\an8}♪ Zombeavers ♪

1275
01:14:39,474 --> 01:14:42,602
{\an8}♪ Zombeavers ♪

1276
01:14:42,602 --> 01:14:44,646
{\an8}♪ So brace yourself ♪

1277
01:14:44,646 --> 01:14:49,109
{\an8}♪ You've never witnessed rodents
quite like these ♪

1278
01:14:49,109 --> 01:14:52,696
{\an8}♪ Oh, Jesus Christ, you can't escape ♪

1279
01:14:52,696 --> 01:14:55,865
{\an8}♪ They've blocked the road with trees ♪

1280
01:14:55,865 --> 01:14:58,076
{\an8}♪ Check your bodies for scratches ♪

1281
01:14:58,076 --> 01:14:59,703
{\an8}♪ You can't be too careful ♪

1282
01:14:59,703 --> 01:15:02,414
{\an8}♪ Their claws are a cause for concern ♪

1283
01:15:02,414 --> 01:15:04,624
{\an8}♪ Yes, once you're infected ♪

1284
01:15:04,624 --> 01:15:09,254
{\an8}♪ It's only a matter of time
before you turn into ♪

1285
01:15:09,254 --> 01:15:11,339
{\an8}♪ Zombeavers ♪

1286
01:15:11,339 --> 01:15:12,340
{\an8}Spoiler alert.

1287
01:15:12,340 --> 01:15:15,719
{\An8}♪ Zombeavers ♪

1288
01:15:15,719 --> 01:15:19,305
{\an8}♪ Look out, they're coming
through the walls ♪

1289
01:15:19,305 --> 01:15:22,392
{\an8}♪ Your girlfriend's
chewing off your balls ♪

1290
01:15:22,392 --> 01:15:25,603
{\an8}♪ Zombeavers ♪

1291
01:15:25,603 --> 01:15:28,606
{\an8}♪ Zombeavers ♪

1292
01:15:28,606 --> 01:15:32,986
{\an8}♪ Zombeavers ♪

1293
01:15:32,986 --> 01:15:35,155
{\an8}Zombeavers, baby.

1294
01:15:35,155 --> 01:15:37,157
{\An8}