1 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,290 Let me see your driver's license. 2 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:33,505 From out of town? 3 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:40,762 What you got in the trunk? - You don't want to look in there. 4 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,393 Give me the keys! 5 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:56,921 Kevin, stop singing. - I wasn't singing. 6 00:04:57,881 --> 00:05:01,051 I'm right next to you, and you're singing. Cut it out! 7 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:05,972 Why so tense? - Otto! - Mr. Humphries! 8 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:10,810 You were late again this morning. Normally, I'd let it go, 9 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:15,982 but it's been brought to my attention, you're not stacking cans properly. 10 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:20,320 Many young men of your age, in these uncertain times... 11 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:24,699 Otto! Are you paying attention? 12 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:28,912 He's talking to you! 13 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:32,040 Fuck you! 14 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,133 Good Lord! 15 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,594 Come on, just try it! 16 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:49,516 Come on! - You gotta love getting fired in a big way, Otto! 17 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,684 What are you laughing at? 18 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:55,063 Louie, throw him out too. - Come on, you worm! 19 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,856 Get out of here! 20 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:22,924 How you doing, dude? When did you get out of the slammer? 21 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,518 Excuse me while I fold my pants. 22 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:38,064 What's the difference? 23 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:04,132 Otto! - What? - Get me another beer. 24 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:15,852 Cool. Ow, dammit. A joke's a joke, but I'm supposed to be the host! 25 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,568 Debbi, honey, I got your beer. 26 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:28,948 Shit. 27 00:07:30,908 --> 00:07:34,829 Just ignore him, Duke, he's just a big baby. 28 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:41,085 Turn the light out! Hey, this is my parents' room! 29 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:45,548 Don't wanna talk about anything else. 30 00:07:48,342 --> 00:07:50,803 We don't wanna know. 31 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:58,352 We're just dedicated 32 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,606 to our favorite shows: 33 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:05,401 "Saturday Night Live", 34 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:07,653 "Monday Night Football", 35 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:11,282 "Dallas", "Jeffersons", 36 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:14,535 Gilligan's Island, "Flintstones". 37 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,436 Hey kid! Hey! 38 00:08:44,273 --> 00:08:48,653 Are you hard of hearing? - What? - You want to make 10 bucks? 39 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:52,573 Fuck you, queer! - Wait, you got the wrong idea! 40 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:56,410 My old lady is real sick. I got to get her to the hospital, OK? 41 00:08:56,828 --> 00:09:00,373 So what? Take her there. - I can't leave her car in this area. 42 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,751 I need some helpful soul to drive it for me. 43 00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:08,381 She's pregnant. Twins! She could drop at any time. 44 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:14,554 How much do I get? - 15 bucks. - Won't do it for less than 20. 45 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,681 25. 46 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:22,395 Follow me in my old lady's car. It's right here. - All right. 47 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:28,609 Where is your old lady? - Never mind, let's get out of this bad area. 48 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,611 Come on! 49 00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:42,290 Dad, come quick, a gringo's messing with your car! 50 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,437 Let's go! 51 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:14,572 Son of a bitch! Give me my car back! 52 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:20,286 Bastard, I'll kill you! 53 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:21,013 You know damn straight what I mean. It's right outside. 54 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:25,226 Took me two weeks to get this money. - That ain't your car. 55 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:29,563 Don't let him lie to you. - Shut up! 56 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:33,359 Do I have to go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet? 57 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,695 Take it easy, sonnyboy. - Shut up, rent-a-cop! 58 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:41,325 Best goddamned car on the lot. - Damn right it is. 59 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:57,341 What's happening, mama, want a lift? - No thanks. 60 00:11:57,758 --> 00:12:01,136 With no Cadillac, you sleep in a tent. - Shut up, Plettschner. 61 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,806 Bud, what street was that car on? 62 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:08,769 I don't know, some alley. Hey kid, what street was the Cutlass on? 63 00:12:09,436 --> 00:12:12,690 I don't know. What happened to your old lady? 64 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:18,112 Old lady? Shit! I forgot all about her. 65 00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:20,781 She'll take the bus. She's a rock. 66 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,325 Come on in. 67 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,203 Marlene! 68 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:31,876 Got a name, kid? 69 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,587 It's Otto. 70 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,172 Auto parts? 71 00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:40,259 Here, kid! 72 00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:43,846 "Helping Hand". 73 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:47,182 Got a driver's license, honey? Let me see it. 74 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:53,230 Guess who told us where it was? Your damned brother! 75 00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:59,111 Are you really 21? - Isn't that what it says? 76 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:01,196 Want some help with that beer, kid? 77 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,117 You're all repo men! - What if we are? 78 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:22,801 You know, kid, usually when someone pulls shit like that, 79 00:13:23,218 --> 00:13:26,513 my first reaction is to punch his fucking lights out. 80 00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,308 But you know what? 81 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,727 You're all right! 82 00:13:32,936 --> 00:13:37,399 Right, Lite? - Got any messages for me, baby? - Here you go. 83 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,360 Cracks me up. 84 00:13:39,943 --> 00:13:42,529 Somebody piss on the floor again? - Maybe he's looking for a job. 85 00:13:42,946 --> 00:13:46,992 Could be. What do you say, kid? We're always looking for good men. 86 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:50,788 Screw that! I ain't gonna be a repo man. No way! 87 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,624 Too late! You already are. 88 00:14:13,268 --> 00:14:15,729 You find one in every car. 89 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,941 You'll see. 90 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:28,492 Years ago I saw five cows mutilated. Legs sticking up in the air. 91 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:32,037 Their testicles were gone. 92 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:35,332 I think Canadian bacon is better myself. 93 00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:40,045 I've never seen the likes of that. 94 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,555 What could've done that to him? 95 00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:52,224 Gasoline? 96 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,979 Napalm? - It happens sometimes. 97 00:14:57,396 --> 00:15:01,733 People just explode. Natural causes. - What? 98 00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:21,587 SUSPECT PRESENCE ON WESTCOAST CONFIRMED. 99 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,006 LOCATE IMMEDIATLY, NO POLICE. 100 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,634 Night watchman in Pomona. 101 00:15:28,051 --> 00:15:31,096 Asbestos worker, City of Industry. 102 00:15:32,055 --> 00:15:36,560 French-fry maker, Agoura. How absurd. - Yeah? You think it's funny? 103 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:42,608 There's room to move as a fry cook. I could be manager in two years. 104 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,944 King! God! 105 00:15:47,195 --> 00:15:52,576 Kevin, I had this wild dream the other night. - I bet. 106 00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,578 It was you and me, 107 00:15:54,995 --> 00:16:00,792 we were working in this sleazy motel, down in Miami, Florida. 108 00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,463 We were bellhops, 109 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:10,427 and we were 65 years old. It was so real, it was really realistic. 110 00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:12,971 Then what, you woke up in a puddle? 111 00:16:14,681 --> 00:16:16,767 Fuck you! - Fucking jerk! 112 00:16:17,225 --> 00:16:19,686 Where are you going, asshole? - Away from you. 113 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,420 The Lord has told me personally: Yea, 114 00:16:45,837 --> 00:16:48,590 for I walk with the Lord. Amen. 115 00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:52,177 He said: "Larry, you and your flock shall seek the Promised Land. 116 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,805 First you must destroy the twin evils 117 00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:59,434 of godless communism abroad and liberal humanism at home. Oh joy." 118 00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:03,563 Hello mother! Hello father! Anything to eat? 119 00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:06,983 Occasionally a viewer writes to us: 120 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:13,407 "The only reason Reverend Larry is on TV is because he wants your money." 121 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:18,954 You know what? They're right. I want your money, because God wants it. 122 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:23,583 So go out and mortgage that home, and sell that car, 123 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,337 and send me your money. You don't need that car... 124 00:17:27,754 --> 00:17:30,757 Put it on a plate, son. You'll enjoy it more. 125 00:17:31,174 --> 00:17:34,428 I couldn't enjoy it any more, Mom. 126 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,763 This is swell! 127 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,354 Hey Dad... - What is it, son? 128 00:17:45,021 --> 00:17:49,651 Remember when you told me, a long time ago... 129 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:52,571 well not too long ago... 130 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:57,659 that you'd give me 1000 dollars to go to Europe, if I finished school? 131 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,120 You were right, 132 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:03,707 about finishing school. That's what I'd like to do. 133 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:09,212 But I want to know if I could have the money first. Like now? 134 00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,716 I've always loved you, Dad. 135 00:18:13,508 --> 00:18:16,428 You too, Mom. What do you say? 136 00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,680 I don't have it anymore. 137 00:18:21,474 --> 00:18:26,521 What? - Your father gave all our extra money to the Reverend. 138 00:18:27,772 --> 00:18:30,817 We're sending bibles to El Salvador. 139 00:18:36,781 --> 00:18:42,704 And me? - You're on the honor roll of "Chariots of Fire". Same as us. 140 00:18:43,246 --> 00:18:46,207 It was a gift. From all of us. 141 00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:55,634 So how much do I get paid? 25 bucks a car? - Paid? You don't get paid. 142 00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:59,471 You work on commission, that's much better. 143 00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:02,766 Most cars are worth 200 - 300 dollars. 144 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:06,519 A 50,000 dollar Porsche might make you five grand. 145 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:09,022 Come on, dickhead! 146 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,903 It helps if you dress like a detective. 147 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:19,324 Detectives dress kind of square. 148 00:19:21,117 --> 00:19:25,538 If people think you're a cop, they think you're packing something. 149 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,209 Then they won't fuck with you. 150 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:33,546 Are you? - Am I what? - Packin' something. 151 00:19:33,963 --> 00:19:36,132 Only an asshole gets killed for a car. 152 00:19:36,549 --> 00:19:40,303 The guys who make it get in their car at any time. 153 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,473 Get in at 3 AM, get up at 4. 154 00:19:45,141 --> 00:19:49,562 That's why there ain't a repo man I know that don't take speed. 155 00:19:49,979 --> 00:19:51,314 Speed, huh? 156 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,862 Jesus Christ! 157 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,993 Never broke into a car, never hot-wired a car. 158 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,871 I never broke into a trunk. 159 00:20:07,288 --> 00:20:10,125 I shall not cause harm to a vehicle, or the personal contents thereof. 160 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:15,839 Nor through inaction, let vehicle or personal contents come to harm. 161 00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:18,383 That's what I call the repo code, kid. 162 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,302 Don't forget it. Etch it in your brain. 163 00:20:21,719 --> 00:20:25,181 Not many people got a code to live by anymore. 164 00:20:25,598 --> 00:20:27,892 Look at those assholes over there! 165 00:20:29,352 --> 00:20:33,231 Ordinary people. I hate them. - Me too! - What do you know? 166 00:20:33,648 --> 00:20:37,777 An ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations. 167 00:20:38,194 --> 00:20:41,448 A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations. 168 00:20:43,658 --> 00:20:45,410 Let's go get a drink. 169 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,996 Get into 5 or 6 tense situations a day 170 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:52,959 and it don't mean shit. I've seen men stabbed, guns... don't mean shit! 171 00:20:53,376 --> 00:20:57,755 That's when you got to watch yourself. I'll handle it, pal, settle down. 172 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:04,971 Have a nice day, or night. Day, night, it doesn't mean shit. 173 00:21:11,102 --> 00:21:14,230 Wasn't that Otto? - Otto who? 174 00:21:47,972 --> 00:21:50,767 There'll be some bad shit coming down one day. 175 00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:55,396 Yeah, and where will you be? On the moon? 176 00:21:56,898 --> 00:22:00,693 I'm going to be right here, heading north at 110 per. 177 00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:02,153 In this junker? 178 00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:12,997 Cool car! 179 00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,376 The Rodriguez Brothers! 180 00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:20,505 Motherfucker just flipped you off! - Roll the window down! 181 00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:24,676 Where you going, asshole? - To fuck your wife! 182 00:22:25,259 --> 00:22:28,638 Watch it, motherfucker! - Fuck you, pussy punk! 183 00:22:29,055 --> 00:22:30,556 Holy shit! 184 00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:32,517 Want me to take them? 185 00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:43,528 That was cool! 186 00:23:02,213 --> 00:23:06,843 God damned dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks! 187 00:23:07,343 --> 00:23:09,470 I'll get your asses! 188 00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:14,934 That was intense! - A repo man's always intense. 189 00:23:15,351 --> 00:23:17,812 Come on, let's go get a drink! 190 00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:21,482 Gee Bud, you never told me it was going to be like this. 191 00:23:21,899 --> 00:23:23,943 Cops and robbers! 192 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:26,404 Real live car chases! 193 00:23:44,255 --> 00:23:47,341 Debbi! - If you say our names, we'll have to kill them, Archie. 194 00:23:47,758 --> 00:23:50,928 They all ran away! - Come on, douche bags! 195 00:24:06,110 --> 00:24:08,196 Awful quiet in here. 196 00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:10,990 Too quiet. 197 00:24:12,867 --> 00:24:15,036 Who are these Rodriguez Boys? 198 00:24:15,453 --> 00:24:18,873 Rodriguez Brothers. Lagarto and Napoleon. 199 00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:23,836 Notorious delinquents, responsible for at least 30 vehicles in the field. 200 00:24:24,253 --> 00:24:30,176 Scumbags! - They ain't scumbags, they're car thieves, just like us. 201 00:24:31,719 --> 00:24:34,931 There's Mrs. Magruder. You want to go for it? 202 00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:40,811 Good gag. You pull this one a lot? 203 00:24:41,437 --> 00:24:44,523 Only on women. Never fails. 204 00:24:47,610 --> 00:24:50,613 Excuse me, Mrs. Magruder? 205 00:24:51,697 --> 00:24:53,658 I have something for you. 206 00:24:57,536 --> 00:24:59,121 How charming! 207 00:25:05,294 --> 00:25:07,088 Motherfucker! 208 00:25:11,050 --> 00:25:12,885 Lite, where are you? 209 00:25:22,061 --> 00:25:26,899 Ruthside Peason, brokerage consultant. Millionaire, 6 payments behind. 210 00:25:27,775 --> 00:25:29,860 I've never understood it. - What? 211 00:25:30,277 --> 00:25:33,948 Millionaires never pay their bills. See you at the yard. 212 00:25:34,365 --> 00:25:38,911 Let me get this one. - No, I'll do it. Mr. Peason has a permit for a pistol. 213 00:25:40,037 --> 00:25:43,457 Hey! Give me that! - Don't underestimate me, ace. 214 00:25:52,049 --> 00:25:55,511 Also, I would like them to be close to the window, 215 00:25:55,928 --> 00:25:59,140 so I can sit in my car and watch them spin. 216 00:25:59,557 --> 00:26:03,644 So all you have to do is take your clothes out, and 217 00:26:04,061 --> 00:26:06,313 put them in the machine over there. 218 00:26:09,525 --> 00:26:10,943 Oh my god! 219 00:26:12,194 --> 00:26:14,613 Oh my god! Stop! 220 00:26:27,042 --> 00:26:29,170 Hey! Do you need a ride? 221 00:26:29,962 --> 00:26:31,714 Hey, baby, need a ride? 222 00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:40,598 Pick it up! 223 00:26:45,436 --> 00:26:50,316 Pick it up! You know yourself that you were wrong. 224 00:26:50,733 --> 00:26:54,153 Why were they in the middle of the street? - They weren't. 225 00:26:54,570 --> 00:26:58,449 That's not the middle of the street, that's the corner. 226 00:27:00,451 --> 00:27:04,747 Go on, you pick it up. - What? - You pick it up! 227 00:27:05,164 --> 00:27:10,002 No way! You still want a ride? - No I don't. 228 00:27:20,596 --> 00:27:22,181 My name's Otto. - Leila. 229 00:27:23,057 --> 00:27:26,143 Is this your car? - It's one of them. 230 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:30,981 One of them? You think you're pretty slick, don't you? 231 00:27:31,398 --> 00:27:33,609 I'll bet you're a used car salesman. 232 00:27:34,026 --> 00:27:37,112 I am not. - You dress like one. 233 00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:40,574 I'm a repo man. - What's that? 234 00:27:41,659 --> 00:27:45,871 A repossessor. I take back cars from dildos who don't pay their bills. 235 00:27:46,288 --> 00:27:48,541 Cool, huh? - No. 236 00:27:51,001 --> 00:27:54,380 What are you doing? - Those men in the car next to us, don't look! 237 00:27:54,797 --> 00:27:57,007 If they see me they'll kill me. 238 00:27:58,175 --> 00:27:59,218 Really? Why? 239 00:28:00,886 --> 00:28:03,097 What the hell are you doing? 240 00:28:03,764 --> 00:28:06,684 What's going on? - Take a look at this. 241 00:28:12,147 --> 00:28:14,191 Looks like sausage. 242 00:28:14,608 --> 00:28:19,530 It isn't sausage, Otto. That's a picture of 4 dead aliens. 243 00:28:22,908 --> 00:28:29,123 Laugh away! It'll be on the cover of every major paper in two days. 244 00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:31,792 How do you know? - I'm part of a secret network. 245 00:28:32,209 --> 00:28:37,214 A scientist in our secret sect smuggled the corpses off an army base. 246 00:28:37,631 --> 00:28:41,844 Now he's got them in the trunk of his car, a Chevy Malibu. 247 00:28:42,261 --> 00:28:44,430 We've got to find him. 248 00:28:44,847 --> 00:28:47,516 What will you do with them, put them on "Johnny Carson"? 249 00:28:47,933 --> 00:28:52,104 Yes! We'll have a press conference and tell the world. 250 00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:04,616 United Fruitcake Outlet. 251 00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:07,077 My door doesn't work. 252 00:29:14,585 --> 00:29:18,255 No matter how appealing, do not let strange creatures into your house. 253 00:29:18,672 --> 00:29:23,552 Strange creatures are on the increase, many seem adorable, but beware! 254 00:29:23,969 --> 00:29:25,679 We know not whence they came... 255 00:29:26,096 --> 00:29:29,308 Thanks for the ride. - Sure. 256 00:29:32,561 --> 00:29:35,397 Do you want to go out with me again? 257 00:29:35,814 --> 00:29:39,151 I don't know, I'm kind of busy, with the Malibu and all. 258 00:29:42,112 --> 00:29:45,657 Great. Terrific. Here's your shit! 259 00:29:46,366 --> 00:29:51,455 What's your problem? Girls might like you if you lightened up a bit. 260 00:29:51,872 --> 00:29:55,834 Fuck! Girls pay to go out with me. All right? 261 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,588 Wanna get back in the car? 262 00:30:04,092 --> 00:30:06,011 What, here? - Yeah. 263 00:30:08,055 --> 00:30:09,389 Fuck the seat! 264 00:30:14,019 --> 00:30:16,772 20,000 dollars for a Chevy Malibu? 265 00:30:19,691 --> 00:30:22,444 Who's "Double X Finance"? - Storefront operation. 266 00:30:22,861 --> 00:30:24,738 But the money is in escrow. 267 00:30:27,950 --> 00:30:29,451 Want me to notify the boys? 268 00:30:29,868 --> 00:30:33,956 E.T. S WILL LAND ANY DAY NOW 269 00:30:34,373 --> 00:30:37,209 No. I think I'll go out for a while. - Why? Are we out of beer? 270 00:30:37,626 --> 00:30:40,003 Somebody has to work around here. 271 00:30:42,005 --> 00:30:44,800 Keep making me money, kid. - Fuck you. 272 00:30:45,551 --> 00:30:49,137 We've been after this red devil for a long time. Just act natural. 273 00:30:49,555 --> 00:30:53,433 Nobody knows if it's your car or not. Don't worry about that. 274 00:30:53,850 --> 00:30:56,645 You give it a try. All right? 275 00:31:02,276 --> 00:31:05,279 Better be fast if he finds us, boy. - Got it! 276 00:31:15,789 --> 00:31:17,708 Let's get out of here. 277 00:31:24,965 --> 00:31:26,466 Oh, man! 278 00:31:33,765 --> 00:31:35,642 Put your seatbelt on, boy! 279 00:31:36,059 --> 00:31:39,813 I don't ride with anybody without a seatbelt. It's one of my rules. 280 00:31:51,491 --> 00:31:55,162 Put that gun down, boy. It ain't no toy. Shit! 281 00:32:01,043 --> 00:32:03,503 I walk into someone's place of work. 282 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,591 They're shit scared. They know I'm not a cop. 283 00:32:08,008 --> 00:32:10,469 They think I've come to kill them, and I would. 284 00:32:10,886 --> 00:32:15,974 I'd kill anybody who crosses me. You know what I mean? 285 00:32:19,770 --> 00:32:22,105 Do you like music? - Sure. 286 00:32:22,773 --> 00:32:25,233 Then you'll love this. 287 00:32:25,650 --> 00:32:30,447 I was into these dudes before anybody. Partied with them all the time. 288 00:32:30,864 --> 00:32:35,243 Asked me to be their manager. I called bullshit on that. 289 00:32:37,621 --> 00:32:42,084 Managing a pop group? That ain't a job for no man. 290 00:32:47,005 --> 00:32:50,425 Did you read that book I gave you? - What book? 291 00:32:50,842 --> 00:32:53,845 "Dioretix. The Science of Matter over Mind". 292 00:32:54,262 --> 00:32:58,642 You better read it, and quick. That book will change your life. 293 00:32:59,059 --> 00:33:02,562 Found it in a Maserati in Beverly Hills. Know what I mean? 294 00:33:04,523 --> 00:33:06,942 Lots of people don't realize what's really going on. 295 00:33:07,692 --> 00:33:11,905 They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. 296 00:33:12,322 --> 00:33:14,741 They don't realize that there's this 297 00:33:15,158 --> 00:33:18,370 lattice of coincidence on top of everything. 298 00:33:18,787 --> 00:33:22,123 I'll give you an example to show you what I mean: 299 00:33:23,667 --> 00:33:26,962 Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. 300 00:33:27,379 --> 00:33:32,926 Suddenly, somebody says: Plate, or shrimp, or plate of shrimp. 301 00:33:33,969 --> 00:33:36,304 No point in looking for an explanation. 302 00:33:36,721 --> 00:33:40,308 It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness. 303 00:33:40,725 --> 00:33:43,645 Did you eat a lot of acid, back in the hippie days? 304 00:33:44,062 --> 00:33:46,398 I'll give you another instance: 305 00:33:46,815 --> 00:33:49,818 You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? 306 00:33:50,235 --> 00:33:54,364 Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, 307 00:33:54,781 --> 00:33:59,911 UFOs, how the Mayans invented TV, that kind of thing? 308 00:34:00,328 --> 00:34:02,080 I don't read them books. 309 00:34:02,497 --> 00:34:04,833 For me it's exactly the same. 310 00:34:05,250 --> 00:34:10,088 There's no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine. 311 00:34:10,505 --> 00:34:15,760 People get so hung up on specifics, they can't see the whole thing. 312 00:34:16,970 --> 00:34:19,681 Take South America, for example: 313 00:34:20,098 --> 00:34:24,436 There, thousands of people go missing each year. 314 00:34:25,604 --> 00:34:30,775 Nobody knows where they go. They just disappear. 315 00:34:32,110 --> 00:34:37,574 But if you think about it, you realize something: 316 00:34:38,491 --> 00:34:42,579 There had to be a time when there was no people, right? - Yeah. 317 00:34:42,996 --> 00:34:45,957 Well, where did all these people come from? 318 00:34:48,877 --> 00:34:51,338 I'll tell you where: The future. 319 00:34:52,630 --> 00:34:55,216 Where did all these people disappear to? 320 00:34:55,633 --> 00:34:58,803 The past? - That's right! And how did they get there? 321 00:34:59,220 --> 00:35:01,056 How the fuck do I know? 322 00:35:01,473 --> 00:35:03,558 Flying saucers. 323 00:35:05,018 --> 00:35:07,103 Which are really... 324 00:35:08,772 --> 00:35:12,108 yeah you got it... ...time machines. 325 00:35:15,445 --> 00:35:18,365 I think a lot about this stuff. 326 00:35:20,867 --> 00:35:25,080 I do my best thinking on the bus. That's how come I don't drive. 327 00:35:25,497 --> 00:35:27,707 You don't even know how to drive. 328 00:35:28,124 --> 00:35:31,252 I don't want to know how. See? 329 00:35:32,295 --> 00:35:34,380 The more you drive, 330 00:35:35,882 --> 00:35:38,384 the less intelligent you are. 331 00:35:43,098 --> 00:35:46,184 I think I saw one of those UFOs once. 332 00:35:46,601 --> 00:35:52,649 It was really kind of scary, it was all these colored lights and sounds. 333 00:35:53,066 --> 00:35:58,488 Sounds and lights like I've never heard before. It was really weird. 334 00:36:00,406 --> 00:36:05,620 Bud? Do you think all repo men follow the code? 335 00:36:06,246 --> 00:36:07,622 Of course. 336 00:36:08,957 --> 00:36:14,963 A lot of fucked up cars come in, but mostly the customer's fucked them up. 337 00:36:15,380 --> 00:36:16,589 Assholes! 338 00:36:28,977 --> 00:36:33,857 I'll give 1000 dollars for his Falcon. That's a bribe, Napoleon. 339 00:36:34,274 --> 00:36:37,318 Who the hell is this? "Napoleon"? Who are you calling? 340 00:36:37,735 --> 00:36:41,114 A grand if you show me where his car is. 341 00:36:41,531 --> 00:36:43,741 Go fuck yourself, asshole! 342 00:36:44,158 --> 00:36:45,201 Hello? 343 00:36:46,911 --> 00:36:48,454 Prick! 344 00:36:49,914 --> 00:36:53,668 64 Chevy Malibu. 20 grand. 345 00:36:54,085 --> 00:36:56,880 I'm waiting! - We could buy 10 of them for that. 346 00:36:57,547 --> 00:37:02,552 Think you can find it now? - Why is this junk worth so much? What's in it? 347 00:37:03,177 --> 00:37:04,554 Drugs? 348 00:37:06,598 --> 00:37:10,727 Los Hermanos Rodriguez don't approve of drugs. 349 00:37:11,144 --> 00:37:13,354 Neither do I, but it's my birthday. 350 00:37:16,316 --> 00:37:18,610 That motherfucker's still down there. 351 00:37:19,485 --> 00:37:23,531 I don't care how long it takes, dildos! 352 00:37:23,948 --> 00:37:27,827 A repo man's got all night, every night. 353 00:37:38,671 --> 00:37:42,258 Jesus Christ! 20,000 dollars! 354 00:37:47,013 --> 00:37:50,475 Hi, this is Leila. Please leave your name, 355 00:37:50,892 --> 00:37:54,145 number, and a brief message, and the time you called, at the beep. 356 00:37:54,562 --> 00:37:56,773 And please try to be frank. 357 00:37:57,190 --> 00:38:01,527 Hey Leila. This is Otto, the guy who gave you the ride. 358 00:38:01,944 --> 00:38:04,864 I heard something about that car. 359 00:38:19,462 --> 00:38:23,508 Otto. Otto, stop! You wanted to tell me something. 360 00:38:29,597 --> 00:38:31,808 What did you want to tell me? 361 00:38:33,267 --> 00:38:35,520 Take off your clothes. 362 00:38:36,312 --> 00:38:39,399 I'm at work, Otto. - Yeah? Me too. 363 00:38:39,816 --> 00:38:42,443 Your work is different than mine. - Says who? 364 00:38:42,860 --> 00:38:45,279 What are you doing? Don't! 365 00:38:46,197 --> 00:38:48,658 At least you could give me a blowjob. 366 00:38:51,244 --> 00:38:52,954 I guess that means no. 367 00:38:54,956 --> 00:38:57,500 We have a cell meeting in two minutes time. 368 00:38:58,835 --> 00:39:01,254 Thanks, Deadra. I'll be right there. 369 00:39:10,045 --> 00:39:13,549 That motherfucker thinks I don't know what's up, Lite. 370 00:39:13,966 --> 00:39:17,094 As soon as I find that Chevy, I'm going indy. 371 00:39:17,511 --> 00:39:21,640 I'm getting myself a tow truck, a couple of pit bulls and a yard. 372 00:39:22,057 --> 00:39:25,519 Sit around and watch everyone else work for a while. 373 00:39:25,936 --> 00:39:29,064 You can't do that on 20 grand. - The hell I can't. 374 00:39:29,481 --> 00:39:33,569 As long as you have good credit, and my credit is spotless. 375 00:39:36,738 --> 00:39:39,491 Credit is a sacred trust. 376 00:39:39,908 --> 00:39:42,619 It's what our free society is founded on. 377 00:39:43,036 --> 00:39:46,331 Do you think they give a damn about bills in Russia? 378 00:39:46,748 --> 00:39:50,294 I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? 379 00:39:50,711 --> 00:39:53,130 They don't pay bills in Russia. It's all free. 380 00:39:53,547 --> 00:39:57,175 All free? Free my ass! What are, you, a commie? 381 00:39:57,968 --> 00:40:02,848 I'm no commie. - You better not be! I don't want no commies in my car. 382 00:40:03,765 --> 00:40:05,225 No Christians either! 383 00:40:27,998 --> 00:40:30,917 I'll deal with you later. I've got a customer. 384 00:40:32,044 --> 00:40:34,171 You too. 385 00:40:35,172 --> 00:40:37,007 Hi, I'm Kevin. Vacuum, sir? 386 00:40:50,937 --> 00:40:52,898 Need a vacuum, sir? 387 00:41:14,628 --> 00:41:16,838 Want me to check the trunk? 388 00:41:17,798 --> 00:41:19,841 Excuse me? 389 00:41:26,848 --> 00:41:31,186 Hi, I'm Kevin! - Hey, don't you remember me? I was here yesterday. 390 00:41:31,603 --> 00:41:35,607 I think I left my matches in your office. Can you go and check for me? 391 00:41:36,024 --> 00:41:37,818 Sure thing. 392 00:41:38,235 --> 00:41:42,197 Anything for you. - You're beautiful. - I'll be right back. 393 00:42:01,007 --> 00:42:02,050 What? 394 00:42:10,892 --> 00:42:12,686 It's very simple, Mrs. Parks. 395 00:42:13,103 --> 00:42:16,022 You don't want me to take it, and I don't want to. 396 00:42:16,439 --> 00:42:21,611 I said to my boss: Look, I don't want to repossess this lady's car. 397 00:42:22,028 --> 00:42:26,491 I've been in the hospital, you see. - I understand. 398 00:42:26,908 --> 00:42:30,412 But my job is really on the line over this one. 399 00:42:31,538 --> 00:42:36,418 I'll see if I can borrow some money. - That's terrific. Terrific. 400 00:42:41,923 --> 00:42:45,927 How was rehearsal, son? - Okay. Who's this? 401 00:42:46,344 --> 00:42:51,016 This is Mr. Otto, deary. From the finance company. 402 00:42:52,183 --> 00:42:55,812 He told me he isn't going to take the car this time, 403 00:42:56,229 --> 00:42:58,523 even though he could. 404 00:43:01,818 --> 00:43:02,861 Well... 405 00:43:05,238 --> 00:43:07,449 gotta get going. 406 00:43:21,296 --> 00:43:23,798 Did you like the tea? 407 00:43:24,841 --> 00:43:26,509 The tea? 408 00:43:26,926 --> 00:43:29,346 Yeah, it was terrific. 409 00:43:31,848 --> 00:43:33,266 Thank you. - You're welcome. 410 00:43:41,524 --> 00:43:45,654 I gave you the money last week, and you didn't pay it. 411 00:43:46,071 --> 00:43:49,991 I'm tired of giving you money, and you squandering it. 412 00:43:50,408 --> 00:43:53,328 You all went out dancing somewhere. 413 00:43:53,745 --> 00:43:57,832 Next time, you better put the money on the car. You're working. 414 00:43:58,249 --> 00:44:02,295 How come you didn't do it? What's wrong with you? 415 00:44:34,619 --> 00:44:38,748 Hey, everything's cool! I like music too, man. 416 00:44:58,768 --> 00:45:02,147 Some people ain't cut out to be a repo man. Why don't you smarten up? 417 00:45:02,564 --> 00:45:04,566 Fuck you, Plettschner! 418 00:45:04,983 --> 00:45:07,819 Don't say fuck to me! Don't you know who I am? 419 00:45:08,361 --> 00:45:11,739 You're Plettschner. - Damn right! Otto Plettschner. 420 00:45:12,157 --> 00:45:16,452 3 times decorated in 2 world wars. I was killing people while you 421 00:45:16,870 --> 00:45:17,996 were in your dad's balls. 422 00:45:18,413 --> 00:45:21,541 Worked 5 years in a slaughterhouse and 10 years as prison guard. 423 00:45:21,958 --> 00:45:25,545 So what? - "So what"? Never say "fuck you" to me, 424 00:45:25,962 --> 00:45:28,673 because you haven't earned the rights yet. 425 00:45:29,090 --> 00:45:31,843 Hey kid, I need a contract driver. 426 00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,263 See what I mean, punk? 427 00:45:38,182 --> 00:45:40,643 Fuck you! - Fuck you! 428 00:45:41,853 --> 00:45:44,105 You scumbag! - Shut up, Plettschner. 429 00:45:44,522 --> 00:45:46,816 Don't ever tell me to shut up. 430 00:45:53,698 --> 00:45:55,825 Shit! 431 00:45:56,492 --> 00:46:01,080 It's too hot in here, man. What the hell's going on? 432 00:46:02,248 --> 00:46:07,211 That shit in the trunk must be melting. We better take a look. 433 00:46:11,174 --> 00:46:13,593 Get us 2 sodas. - As soon as I check the trunk. 434 00:46:14,010 --> 00:46:17,096 We're just the mules. OK? Move it. 435 00:46:56,344 --> 00:46:59,055 "Helping Hand" - Marlene, we found the car. 436 00:47:00,598 --> 00:47:02,517 Come on, guys! 437 00:47:07,647 --> 00:47:10,191 Get the ladder! - Stop pushing, Duke! 438 00:47:12,235 --> 00:47:15,988 My medication! Aw man! - Be cool, dude. We got more. 439 00:47:16,406 --> 00:47:18,449 Let me help, Archie. 440 00:47:18,866 --> 00:47:20,326 Come on! 441 00:47:31,504 --> 00:47:35,341 Well, that's not all. This car is hot. - What, stolen? 442 00:47:35,758 --> 00:47:40,012 No, hot, really hot. We're sweating like pigs, man. 443 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,808 Where is the car from? - Someplace... 444 00:47:44,725 --> 00:47:46,894 ...Roswell, New Mexico. 445 00:48:20,678 --> 00:48:23,890 Me, fight in a war? No way! 446 00:48:24,307 --> 00:48:28,477 Nobody's got to do that shit. Not in this country. 447 00:48:29,103 --> 00:48:33,691 A new ID don't cost no more than a pink slip. 448 00:48:34,734 --> 00:48:36,527 Something wrong? 449 00:48:38,905 --> 00:48:40,907 You know, that Marlene, 450 00:48:41,824 --> 00:48:44,202 she's pretty hot. 451 00:48:45,203 --> 00:48:50,166 Otto, my man, I jumped on that action from day one. 452 00:48:50,583 --> 00:48:53,794 I found out where she's coming from. 453 00:48:54,212 --> 00:48:57,673 See you back at the yard. - Have fun. 454 00:49:55,815 --> 00:49:57,400 Holy shit! 455 00:50:00,069 --> 00:50:02,655 Holy fucking shit! 456 00:50:12,164 --> 00:50:14,834 Lite! Open the door! 457 00:50:15,251 --> 00:50:17,962 There's a maniac in there. What are you doing? 458 00:50:18,379 --> 00:50:20,005 Open the door! 459 00:50:20,423 --> 00:50:23,759 What are you doing? Open the door! 460 00:50:24,176 --> 00:50:29,765 You're still on the job, white boy. Get in the car. - Open the door, Lite! 461 00:50:31,183 --> 00:50:33,227 Get in the car! - Jesus Christ! 462 00:50:49,910 --> 00:50:51,912 You're crazy, Lite. 463 00:50:52,329 --> 00:50:55,040 You can't just shoot into peoples' houses. 464 00:50:55,458 --> 00:50:59,044 Maybe you shot the guy. - So what if I did? 465 00:50:59,462 --> 00:51:02,006 I don't know. I mean, that's pretty severe. 466 00:51:08,220 --> 00:51:09,221 Jesus Christ! 467 00:51:11,557 --> 00:51:14,101 Hey, blanks do the job too. 468 00:51:15,102 --> 00:51:19,857 You repo men are all out to lunch. Let's get out of here. 469 00:51:29,492 --> 00:51:30,659 Hello? 470 00:51:37,708 --> 00:51:41,212 Is it you? This is Leila. Are you using a scrambler? 471 00:51:42,671 --> 00:51:45,174 I can't hear you, I'm using a scrambler. 472 00:51:50,679 --> 00:51:52,014 Look out! - What? 473 00:52:09,615 --> 00:52:10,783 Happy face! 474 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:13,744 You want a ride? 475 00:52:17,957 --> 00:52:19,166 Help! 476 00:52:19,583 --> 00:52:21,418 No! 477 00:52:24,129 --> 00:52:27,341 What do you want from me? - We ask the questions. 478 00:52:27,758 --> 00:52:31,428 Are you going to torture me? - Torture you? What for? 479 00:52:31,845 --> 00:52:37,101 To find out what I know. I'd torture someone in a second. 480 00:52:38,227 --> 00:52:42,731 Why are you after the Malibu? - Because of the aliens in the trunk. 481 00:52:43,148 --> 00:52:48,404 Illegal aliens? - No, silly, extraterrestrials. 482 00:52:48,946 --> 00:52:52,533 Ever thought about joining the CIA? - I have to ask my boyfriend. 483 00:52:52,950 --> 00:52:56,996 Otto Maddox, Male, White, 21... Correction: 18. 484 00:53:01,333 --> 00:53:03,502 What's going on? - The usual. 485 00:53:04,420 --> 00:53:06,755 Hi Marlene! How you doing, baby? 486 00:53:07,214 --> 00:53:10,342 Jesus, who done that to you? - Who done what? 487 00:53:10,759 --> 00:53:15,305 "Who done what", he says. Who did that to your face, kid? 488 00:53:15,723 --> 00:53:17,766 Some dude. It doesn't matter. - Oh yes it does! 489 00:53:18,183 --> 00:53:20,227 Do something, Plettschner. Aren't you a cop? 490 00:53:20,644 --> 00:53:22,312 I'm on my coffee break. 491 00:53:22,730 --> 00:53:26,692 Repo man don't go running to the man. Repo man goes it alone. 492 00:53:27,109 --> 00:53:28,193 Yessireebob! 493 00:53:28,610 --> 00:53:32,406 Just like John Wayne. - Damn right! What's wrong with that? 494 00:53:32,823 --> 00:53:37,369 Greatest American that ever lived. - John Wayne was a fag. - What? 495 00:53:37,786 --> 00:53:40,748 What? - John Wayne was a fag. 496 00:53:41,165 --> 00:53:43,292 The hell he was! 497 00:53:44,126 --> 00:53:46,420 He was too, boys. 498 00:53:46,837 --> 00:53:50,466 I installed 2-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood. 499 00:53:50,883 --> 00:53:52,843 And he came to the door in a dress. 500 00:53:53,260 --> 00:53:57,723 You're nuts. - That doesn't mean he was a homo, Miller. 501 00:53:58,140 --> 00:54:02,352 A lot of straight guys like to watch their buddies fuck. I know I do. 502 00:54:03,103 --> 00:54:05,689 - Don't you? - I sure do. 503 00:54:06,106 --> 00:54:08,817 Fuck John Wayne! Tell us his name, you little pussy! 504 00:54:09,234 --> 00:54:11,236 Piss off, ass-wipes. 505 00:54:12,446 --> 00:54:15,282 You bastards! - Easy! 506 00:54:15,699 --> 00:54:17,868 The guy's head is hurt. 507 00:54:18,285 --> 00:54:20,662 You're taking this too personal, son. 508 00:54:21,079 --> 00:54:24,458 The thing is, a repo man got beat up in the line of duty. 509 00:54:24,875 --> 00:54:27,044 It doesn't matter that it was you. 510 00:54:27,461 --> 00:54:31,673 What really matters, is that the guy pays the price. 511 00:54:32,382 --> 00:54:35,010 Now stop being selfish, and tell us his name. 512 00:54:35,427 --> 00:54:36,512 Come on! 513 00:54:37,638 --> 00:54:38,931 Bastard! 514 00:54:39,348 --> 00:54:40,849 All right! 515 00:54:41,767 --> 00:54:43,393 OK, his name was... 516 00:54:56,531 --> 00:54:58,533 Mr. Humphries? - Yes? 517 00:54:58,951 --> 00:55:02,204 Yes, I'm Mr. Humphries. What do you want? 518 00:55:04,081 --> 00:55:07,876 ...U.S. Planes napalmed refugee camps in southern Mexico. He explained that 519 00:55:08,293 --> 00:55:10,879 the camps were really guerrilla bases. 520 00:55:11,296 --> 00:55:14,132 In Guatemala, shots were fired at the U.S. Embassy... 521 00:55:17,261 --> 00:55:21,974 "Helping Hand", Marlene speaking. - Hello, is Otto there? 522 00:55:22,724 --> 00:55:25,560 It's for you. A girl. 523 00:55:30,732 --> 00:55:32,901 Hi Otto? It's Leila. 524 00:55:35,988 --> 00:55:37,030 Leila who? 525 00:56:07,227 --> 00:56:09,646 Can't believe I once liked these guys. - Listen to me! 526 00:56:10,063 --> 00:56:14,359 For the sake of future generations, please tell us everything you know. 527 00:56:14,776 --> 00:56:17,029 Sure, I need another drink. 528 00:56:17,446 --> 00:56:21,658 These aliens aren't even on ice, they could be starting to decay. 529 00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,161 We've got to find them. 530 00:56:24,578 --> 00:56:26,747 Well, well, well! 531 00:56:27,289 --> 00:56:32,544 If it ain't the repo man. - You look like shit, wanker. 532 00:56:32,961 --> 00:56:35,255 Duke, Debbi, Archie, 533 00:56:36,757 --> 00:56:39,176 meet Leila and her weird friend. 534 00:56:40,385 --> 00:56:42,721 How you doing, asshole? 535 00:56:43,138 --> 00:56:47,017 How come you don't hang out with your friends anymore? - What friends? 536 00:56:49,394 --> 00:56:51,521 Want some ludes, dude? 537 00:56:56,401 --> 00:56:57,402 I really love you. 538 00:56:57,819 --> 00:57:02,240 Because you always visited me when I was in juvie. 539 00:57:02,657 --> 00:57:04,367 I was busy. I told you I was working. 540 00:57:04,785 --> 00:57:06,369 Wow, a metal hand! 541 00:57:06,787 --> 00:57:08,038 Cool! 542 00:57:10,582 --> 00:57:12,667 Can we feel it? 543 00:57:26,723 --> 00:57:30,769 Fuck this! Let's go do some crimes. 544 00:57:31,353 --> 00:57:33,230 Nice friends you got there, Otto 545 00:57:33,939 --> 00:57:36,107 Thanks, I made them myself. 546 00:57:46,793 --> 00:57:51,548 Hey, what the fuck are you doing with our car? - Your car? 547 00:57:53,258 --> 00:57:57,387 Are you sure? This looks like my car. 548 00:57:57,887 --> 00:58:01,391 Are there pecan pies in the back? - Not any more. We ate them. 549 00:58:01,808 --> 00:58:05,645 Shut up, Archie. - You shut up. - You're still here? 550 00:58:06,062 --> 00:58:08,606 My car looks just like this. 551 00:58:09,023 --> 00:58:11,776 But this is yours, your car? 552 00:58:12,193 --> 00:58:14,863 Yeah, 4 eyes. - Of course... 553 00:58:15,947 --> 00:58:18,616 What's in the trunk? - What do you mean? 554 00:58:19,033 --> 00:58:23,037 You don't even know what's in your own trunk. You know what? 555 00:58:23,454 --> 00:58:25,873 I think you're afraid to find out. 556 00:58:26,291 --> 00:58:27,458 Kill him! 557 00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:32,005 I ain't afraid of nothing, see? - I don't blame you for being afraid. 558 00:58:32,422 --> 00:58:36,467 I said, I ain't afraid of nothing. I kill people like you. 559 00:58:36,884 --> 00:58:39,095 Oh well, I guess you're right. 560 00:58:41,556 --> 00:58:44,058 It's better not to look. 561 00:58:45,143 --> 00:58:48,938 Beautiful evening. You can almost see the stars. 562 00:58:49,522 --> 00:58:51,608 Oh shut up! 563 00:58:52,233 --> 00:58:54,319 He's going to open it. 564 00:58:56,487 --> 00:58:58,906 Come on, Duke! - The thing is hot! 565 00:59:02,827 --> 00:59:04,829 Look, we don't have all night. 566 00:59:16,883 --> 00:59:19,344 Close it, Duke! No! 567 00:59:22,930 --> 00:59:25,558 Dukie Wookie hurt his wittle hand. 568 00:59:25,975 --> 00:59:27,018 Fuck you, Archie! 569 00:59:27,435 --> 00:59:30,855 Just for that, you're not in the gang. - I'm taking over now. 570 00:59:31,272 --> 00:59:33,232 Oh, leave it! - King Archie! 571 00:59:33,649 --> 00:59:35,610 The Invincible! - Shut up, Archie! 572 00:59:38,654 --> 00:59:39,781 Watch this! 573 00:59:44,869 --> 00:59:45,912 Oh dear! 574 00:59:46,454 --> 00:59:50,249 What a shame! - Come on, Duke, let's go do those crimes. 575 00:59:53,795 --> 00:59:57,924 Yeah. Let's get sushi... and not pay. 576 01:00:14,816 --> 01:00:15,983 Hey buddy! 577 01:00:17,819 --> 01:00:19,445 Special deputies, pull over! 578 01:00:19,862 --> 01:00:22,198 Special deputies, pull over! 579 01:00:23,616 --> 01:00:27,120 So the farmer says the ice broke and he fell in... 580 01:00:27,537 --> 01:00:32,333 Look at these people, there's one person in each car. 581 01:00:32,834 --> 01:00:36,963 The city wants us to carpool, but nobody gives a shit. 582 01:00:37,380 --> 01:00:42,468 If people carpool, we'd be out of work. - Bullshit! 583 01:00:42,885 --> 01:00:45,596 "Why has that pig got a wooden leg?" 584 01:00:47,223 --> 01:00:50,518 "Well," said the farmer, "about 3 months ago..." 585 01:00:50,935 --> 01:00:52,979 Look at that car! 586 01:00:53,396 --> 01:00:56,440 Hey, Budsky, there's your girlfriend. 587 01:00:57,358 --> 01:00:59,277 The Rodriguez Brothers! 588 01:00:59,694 --> 01:01:02,989 We got the whole team here tonight, let's settle this for good. 589 01:01:03,406 --> 01:01:06,075 Let's do it! - Pull over! 590 01:01:07,618 --> 01:01:09,161 Shit, it's Bud! 591 01:01:17,086 --> 01:01:18,212 Don't lose him! 592 01:01:21,883 --> 01:01:23,885 Take it easy. Stop the car! 593 01:01:52,413 --> 01:01:56,042 Motherfucker, come on! What are you waiting for? 594 01:01:56,459 --> 01:01:59,003 Motherfucker! I kick your fucking ass! Come on! 595 01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:02,715 Come on! What'll you do with that bat? 596 01:02:03,799 --> 01:02:08,679 You bad, Bud! This is going to cost you plenty! - What do you mean? 597 01:02:09,388 --> 01:02:13,059 How's your neck, Napoleon? - Oh, my neck. Yeah. Oh shit! 598 01:02:13,476 --> 01:02:15,645 I think I got whiplash! 599 01:02:16,062 --> 01:02:21,400 Besides, this isn't a repo car. - Bullshit! I got the papers on it. 600 01:02:21,984 --> 01:02:26,197 We paid it off. See, this is our favorite car. 601 01:02:26,614 --> 01:02:28,658 That's right! You got insurance? 602 01:02:33,829 --> 01:02:38,042 Come on, cocksucker! Whose side are you on? 603 01:02:39,126 --> 01:02:41,629 Let me loose, God damn it! 604 01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:52,556 Shit! This is bullshit, Oly! 605 01:02:52,973 --> 01:02:56,602 Yeah, that's what I said when the marshal woke me at 4 in the morning. 606 01:02:57,019 --> 01:02:59,105 Unfortunately, it's a summons. 607 01:02:59,522 --> 01:03:03,192 You should have refused it. - Have you read it? 608 01:03:03,609 --> 01:03:07,196 The Rodriguez Brothers are suing us for malicious damage, medical expenses 609 01:03:07,613 --> 01:03:11,534 and harassment, for a car they own. - The Rodriguez Brothers are... 610 01:03:11,951 --> 01:03:15,579 you believe the Rodriguez Brothers? They're a couple of scumbags! 611 01:03:15,996 --> 01:03:19,125 I know, but we need to sit down and get our stories straight. 612 01:03:19,542 --> 01:03:23,546 You're taking their word over mine! - I was there, remember? 613 01:03:25,339 --> 01:03:28,425 Go home. Take the rest of the week off. 614 01:03:28,843 --> 01:03:32,096 The rest? I can't take the... 615 01:03:33,931 --> 01:03:38,602 Oh I get it, so that you can get the 20,000 dollars for the Malibu. 616 01:03:39,019 --> 01:03:42,773 Make it a fucking month! - Well, fuck you. 617 01:03:44,316 --> 01:03:48,737 On second thought, don't bother coming back at all. 618 01:03:49,155 --> 01:03:54,285 Great! I'll come back to get my stuff when the place don't stink so bad. 619 01:04:01,041 --> 01:04:02,585 Shut up! 620 01:04:08,549 --> 01:04:12,678 Fucking trash! I wonder how much they owe? 621 01:04:13,095 --> 01:04:17,600 Most of them are on the run, not even using their social security numbers. 622 01:04:18,017 --> 01:04:20,936 If there was only a way to make them pay... 623 01:04:21,353 --> 01:04:26,191 Jesus, Bud, they're winos! They don't have money. 624 01:04:26,609 --> 01:04:30,029 Would they be bums if they did? - Do you want out? 625 01:04:30,446 --> 01:04:32,698 No! - What's the matter with you? 626 01:04:33,115 --> 01:04:35,951 Don't you like your job anymore? 627 01:04:37,745 --> 01:04:41,248 I feel like we're not communicating anymore. 628 01:04:41,665 --> 01:04:46,462 When we first started out, I thought I could teach you something. 629 01:04:46,879 --> 01:04:48,422 Answer me! 630 01:05:14,740 --> 01:05:20,704 I'm picking up the dead body. I've got my hands around it. 631 01:05:21,580 --> 01:05:25,376 I'm carrying his limp torso to the truck. 632 01:05:25,793 --> 01:05:30,381 He feels like he's been dead only a little while. 633 01:07:11,190 --> 01:07:14,902 Do you ever feel as if your mind had started to erode? 634 01:07:16,028 --> 01:07:17,321 No. 635 01:07:19,740 --> 01:07:21,116 Ever been to Utah? 636 01:07:23,035 --> 01:07:27,247 Sir, I represent the "Helping Hand Acceptance Corporation." 637 01:07:27,664 --> 01:07:30,626 Radiation, yes indeed! 638 01:07:31,335 --> 01:07:34,504 You hear the most outrageous lies about it. 639 01:07:34,922 --> 01:07:39,760 Half-baked, goggle-boxed do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. 640 01:07:40,177 --> 01:07:46,433 Pernicious nonsense! Everybody could stand 100 chest x-rays a year. 641 01:07:47,351 --> 01:07:48,810 They should have them too. 642 01:07:49,227 --> 01:07:52,189 When they cancelled the project, it almost did me in. 643 01:07:52,606 --> 01:07:56,401 One day my mind was ready to burst, the next day, nothing! 644 01:07:56,818 --> 01:07:58,570 Swept away. 645 01:08:00,530 --> 01:08:04,952 But I showed them. I had a lobotomy in the end. 646 01:08:05,369 --> 01:08:08,747 Lobotomy? Isn't that for loonies? 647 01:08:09,164 --> 01:08:12,876 Not at all. A friend of mine had one. 648 01:08:13,293 --> 01:08:18,131 Designer of the neutron bomb. Ever heard of the neutron bomb? 649 01:08:18,715 --> 01:08:22,511 Destroys people, leaves buildings standing. 650 01:08:22,928 --> 01:08:28,058 Fits in a suitcase so small, no one knows it's there, until: Blam! 651 01:08:29,142 --> 01:08:33,605 Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. 652 01:08:35,232 --> 01:08:39,361 It's so immoral working on it, it can drive you mad. 653 01:08:40,028 --> 01:08:43,448 That happened to a friend of mine, so he had a lobotomy. 654 01:08:44,700 --> 01:08:46,868 Now he's well again. 655 01:08:49,162 --> 01:08:53,375 What kind of car does he drive? 656 01:08:54,501 --> 01:08:55,544 Chevy Malibu. 657 01:08:57,087 --> 01:09:00,382 This is really a nice old car. Why don't you let me drive? 658 01:09:00,799 --> 01:09:02,968 What do you mean? 659 01:09:03,427 --> 01:09:07,305 I don't know... I mean... don't you feel funny? 660 01:09:07,723 --> 01:09:10,851 Why should I feel funny? 661 01:09:11,685 --> 01:09:14,020 The two hemispheres are fundamentally at odds. 662 01:09:14,896 --> 01:09:17,023 Hemisphere, hemisphere. 663 01:09:17,441 --> 01:09:20,360 It's strange, I do feel funny... 664 01:10:51,368 --> 01:10:55,080 PARTY AT MILLERS CU THERE! 665 01:10:57,749 --> 01:11:01,378 Here's the young new waver we've all heard so much about. 666 01:11:02,212 --> 01:11:04,673 My old man used to have a Mohawk. 667 01:11:05,090 --> 01:11:07,175 He was in the service then. 668 01:11:07,592 --> 01:11:11,513 He was such a monster, I used to have to tell him no. 669 01:11:11,930 --> 01:11:16,601 My old man was the same, until we got married. 670 01:11:17,018 --> 01:11:18,895 Hey Oly, your wife's all over Otto. 671 01:11:19,479 --> 01:11:22,524 Like flies on shit. 672 01:11:22,941 --> 01:11:26,903 Have you seen Bud? - Who? 673 01:12:04,441 --> 01:12:06,693 Hey Ace, wait up. 674 01:12:09,487 --> 01:12:12,991 You want to talk about it? - Talk about what? 675 01:12:14,284 --> 01:12:18,204 Why are you so mad at me? - I'm not mad at you. 676 01:12:18,621 --> 01:12:21,332 I'm not. - All right. OK. 677 01:12:22,208 --> 01:12:24,294 Debbi? - What? 678 01:12:26,296 --> 01:12:28,381 I've been thinking. 679 01:12:29,674 --> 01:12:32,093 Now that we got some money, 680 01:12:32,510 --> 01:12:34,596 and Archie's gone... 681 01:12:36,181 --> 01:12:39,642 don't you think it's time we settled down? 682 01:12:41,144 --> 01:12:43,188 Get a little house? 683 01:12:44,230 --> 01:12:47,734 I want you to have my baby. - Why? 684 01:12:49,402 --> 01:12:51,529 I don't know. 685 01:12:52,530 --> 01:12:54,782 Everybody does it. 686 01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:58,703 And it just seems like the thing to do. 687 01:12:59,662 --> 01:13:01,623 Asshole. 688 01:13:03,458 --> 01:13:05,752 Let's do the job! 689 01:13:12,759 --> 01:13:15,053 Duke! Debbi! What are you doing here? 690 01:13:15,470 --> 01:13:17,931 What's it look like, Ace? - Against the wall! 691 01:13:19,641 --> 01:13:23,311 I'll kill him! I kill everybody! 692 01:13:24,270 --> 01:13:25,313 Drop it, motherfucker! 693 01:13:34,239 --> 01:13:35,281 Shit! 694 01:14:07,188 --> 01:14:11,150 Is it too late to get romantically involved? 695 01:14:11,567 --> 01:14:13,528 A little. 696 01:14:14,112 --> 01:14:17,407 Wait! Stick with me, and I'll make you a repo wife. 697 01:14:17,824 --> 01:14:19,867 Bollucks! 698 01:14:22,578 --> 01:14:23,705 Here! 699 01:14:43,224 --> 01:14:45,226 I'm here, man. 700 01:14:46,060 --> 01:14:48,312 The lights are growing dim. 701 01:14:51,190 --> 01:14:55,611 I know a life of crime led me to this sorry fate... 702 01:14:56,112 --> 01:15:00,575 And yet, I blame society. 703 01:15:02,368 --> 01:15:05,121 Society made me what I am. 704 01:15:05,538 --> 01:15:11,919 Bullshit! You're a white suburban punk, just like me. 705 01:15:12,336 --> 01:15:16,549 But it still hurts. 706 01:15:22,847 --> 01:15:25,016 You're gonna be all right. 707 01:15:31,063 --> 01:15:32,482 Maybe not. 708 01:15:36,903 --> 01:15:42,116 He's dead all right. - No doubt. - A goner. - Man. 709 01:15:43,493 --> 01:15:46,162 Booth's setting him on fire. 710 01:16:00,885 --> 01:16:02,136 The car! 711 01:16:02,553 --> 01:16:05,139 The Chevy Malibu! Where's the car? 712 01:16:05,556 --> 01:16:08,935 You better stay out of this. - Why? - It's none of your business. 713 01:16:09,352 --> 01:16:13,606 You want to be a hero? I'd rather be a chicken man. - A what? 714 01:16:14,023 --> 01:16:17,860 A chicken man. Did you ever see a farmer's wife? 715 01:16:18,277 --> 01:16:20,029 Let go of me! 716 01:16:20,655 --> 01:16:21,697 It's peaceful, man. 717 01:16:22,114 --> 01:16:23,824 The Malibu! 718 01:16:29,330 --> 01:16:30,373 Let's go! 719 01:16:30,790 --> 01:16:35,211 No, wait. My car's gone, and we're going to get to the bottom of this. 720 01:16:35,628 --> 01:16:37,838 Like hell we are. 721 01:16:38,673 --> 01:16:40,007 Not in my face! 722 01:16:40,716 --> 01:16:41,926 Freeze, Marlene! 723 01:16:43,094 --> 01:16:46,013 My face! - Over my dead body. 724 01:16:46,430 --> 01:16:49,976 If that's how you want it. - Come and get me. Come on! 725 01:16:50,393 --> 01:16:53,729 I've been wanting to for a long time. - Come on. 726 01:16:54,146 --> 01:16:56,774 Come on, if you're man enough. - Hey Plettsch! 727 01:16:57,817 --> 01:16:59,610 Coffee break! 728 01:17:14,834 --> 01:17:19,338 Good evening, Otto. This is Agent Rogersz. 729 01:17:20,214 --> 01:17:22,633 I'm going to ask you a few questions. 730 01:17:23,050 --> 01:17:27,722 Since time is short and you may lie, I'm going to have to torture you. 731 01:17:28,306 --> 01:17:31,267 But I want you to know, it isn't personal. 732 01:17:31,684 --> 01:17:36,772 This isn't really necessary. I'll tell you anything you want to know. 733 01:17:37,189 --> 01:17:40,901 Good. Where is the Malibu? - I don't know. 734 01:17:41,902 --> 01:17:44,196 Somebody ripped it from the yard. 735 01:17:47,742 --> 01:17:51,078 I don't think he knows. - Increase the voltage! 736 01:17:51,495 --> 01:17:56,792 But what if he's innocent? - No one is innocent. Proceed. 737 01:18:01,422 --> 01:18:06,886 Look at them. High heels, hairnets, ridiculous trenchcoats, 738 01:18:07,303 --> 01:18:08,637 how pathetic! 739 01:18:09,430 --> 01:18:13,142 Agent Rogersz, they're getting away! - It's all part of the plan. 740 01:18:30,910 --> 01:18:33,245 Otto, pull yourself together. 741 01:18:34,538 --> 01:18:35,915 Marlene! 742 01:18:36,999 --> 01:18:40,169 What's going on? - We're going to the hospital. 743 01:18:43,714 --> 01:18:46,300 Dr. Benway to surgery. 744 01:18:49,470 --> 01:18:54,892 Hey, I know you! You're the one who ran into my trash. 745 01:18:56,143 --> 01:18:57,311 Shh yourself! 746 01:19:02,233 --> 01:19:06,821 Visiting hours are now over. Thank you. 747 01:19:09,490 --> 01:19:12,493 Out of order. Take the stairs. 748 01:19:22,378 --> 01:19:24,964 Mr. Lee: 749 01:19:25,381 --> 01:19:29,218 Mr. Lee: Please return the scalpel, Mr. Lee. 750 01:19:44,316 --> 01:19:47,528 Let me see that. All wrong! Do it over. 751 01:19:47,945 --> 01:19:51,907 ...and they won't pick it up. - Isn't it a shame? 752 01:19:54,076 --> 01:19:59,039 It comes to something when they expect you to pick it up. 753 01:19:59,456 --> 01:20:03,752 How are you doing? - Ask him about the Malibu. 754 01:20:04,878 --> 01:20:06,213 About that night, 755 01:20:08,340 --> 01:20:13,470 I'm sorry I split. I should have stayed with you. 756 01:20:13,887 --> 01:20:18,183 But when I was a kid, I had this set of big wheels... 757 01:20:19,601 --> 01:20:22,354 Please, quiet in the stairwell. 758 01:20:37,161 --> 01:20:39,747 A very sad and unchristian thing just happened. 759 01:20:40,164 --> 01:20:42,207 A sweet old lady's car was stolen, 760 01:20:42,624 --> 01:20:44,084 a Chevy Malibu. 761 01:20:44,501 --> 01:20:49,673 Brothers and sisters please, if you've seen this car, 762 01:20:50,090 --> 01:20:52,051 call this toll-free number. 763 01:20:52,468 --> 01:20:55,346 Shit. - Praise the Lord! 764 01:20:56,889 --> 01:20:58,307 Go, go! 765 01:21:00,559 --> 01:21:01,477 Come on! 766 01:21:01,518 --> 01:21:02,561 Let's go! 767 01:21:45,062 --> 01:21:47,231 Don't shoot! All right! 768 01:21:47,648 --> 01:21:49,483 Chickenshits! 769 01:21:51,819 --> 01:21:53,195 Where's the Malibu? 770 01:21:54,404 --> 01:21:56,824 Don't even ask, because I don't know. 771 01:21:57,241 --> 01:22:00,536 I don't have it, neither does Marlene, nor you or your crazy friends. 772 01:22:00,953 --> 01:22:02,830 So that leaves... 773 01:22:04,915 --> 01:22:08,544 Where is he? - Where the fuck is he? - He is risen. Holy... 774 01:22:36,530 --> 01:22:38,490 Later! - Bye bye! 775 01:22:45,747 --> 01:22:50,377 Here's another weird one: Apparently, a hail of ice cubes is coming down 776 01:22:50,794 --> 01:22:55,257 south of downtown. Scientists are at a loss to explain... 777 01:23:27,873 --> 01:23:29,750 Some weird fucking shit, eh? 778 01:23:32,336 --> 01:23:35,255 What's going on? - Shit! 779 01:23:35,839 --> 01:23:40,469 11 years of repoing cars, and what have I got? Shit! 780 01:23:41,511 --> 01:23:46,266 Bud, listen: You're sitting in a car worth 20,000 dollars. 781 01:23:46,725 --> 01:23:50,187 Look, we turn it in and split the money, 60-40, you and me. 782 01:23:53,065 --> 01:23:54,649 Who gets the 60, kid? 783 01:23:55,067 --> 01:23:57,486 Well, I thought, since I found the car first, that... 784 01:23:59,446 --> 01:24:01,490 that you'd get it. 785 01:24:04,951 --> 01:24:08,914 Get away from the car. This is your only warning. 786 01:24:09,331 --> 01:24:11,124 We got problems, man! 787 01:24:17,923 --> 01:24:19,633 No, no no no! Wait! 788 01:24:20,050 --> 01:24:25,180 Stop fucking around! Only assholes get killed for a car. 789 01:24:25,764 --> 01:24:27,724 You calling me an asshole, punk? 790 01:24:28,141 --> 01:24:31,520 I sure am. - Come and get me, copper! 791 01:24:31,937 --> 01:24:35,065 I'm well-armed, and I know where you live. 792 01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:42,572 Son of a bitch! - I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. 793 01:24:47,244 --> 01:24:50,580 Come on, you popsicles, let's get that car! 794 01:24:52,707 --> 01:24:55,001 Hey Oly, there's Bud! 795 01:24:57,337 --> 01:25:01,716 We'll drive it off a cliff. - I have the car papers. Beer anyone? 796 01:25:02,134 --> 01:25:05,095 Hey, Bud, want a beer? - No, a cigarette. 797 01:25:05,512 --> 01:25:08,390 No beer is needed here. 798 01:25:09,850 --> 01:25:14,437 I'm touching the car. I'm encountering a strange, 799 01:25:14,855 --> 01:25:18,942 eerie kind of forcefield. I don't know what it is. It's... 800 01:25:30,078 --> 01:25:31,621 Go on, you popsicles! 801 01:25:34,207 --> 01:25:35,750 I'm having the same feeling... 802 01:25:46,052 --> 01:25:49,598 I love this job. - Linear and inverse vectors merge in zero. 803 01:25:50,015 --> 01:25:52,017 This way, your Holiness! 804 01:26:01,985 --> 01:26:04,070 It's more than a job, it's... it's a calling. 805 01:26:04,487 --> 01:26:09,618 Critical mass is at zero... - Why, you could say it's spiritual. 806 01:26:15,290 --> 01:26:16,625 Holy sheepshit! 807 01:26:22,464 --> 01:26:24,591 Get back, get back! 808 01:26:31,681 --> 01:26:33,933 Get in there, or you don't get paid! 809 01:26:34,351 --> 01:26:37,354 Have you read this book? "Dioretix"? 810 01:26:37,771 --> 01:26:39,731 Chapter 7, verse 3. - I've got it marked. 811 01:26:48,239 --> 01:26:52,661 Miller, what are you doing? - I'm going for a little spin. 812 01:26:53,161 --> 01:26:55,497 But you don't know how to drive? 813 01:27:05,632 --> 01:27:07,759 Otto, don't go! 814 01:27:08,176 --> 01:27:11,012 What about our relationship? 815 01:27:12,055 --> 01:27:13,098 What? 816 01:27:14,682 --> 01:27:17,394 What about our relationship? 817 01:27:17,811 --> 01:27:19,354 Fuck that. 818 01:27:20,563 --> 01:27:21,856 You shithead! 819 01:27:22,273 --> 01:27:26,403 I'm glad I tortured you. I'm supposed to be in that car! 820 01:27:57,976 --> 01:28:00,103 Best goddamned car in the yard. 821 01:28:32,302 --> 01:28:34,053 Wow! This is intense! 822 01:28:34,470 --> 01:28:37,140 The life of a repo man is always intense.