1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 OpenSubtitles.org require your login in mx player for uploading subtitles, please login now 2 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,048 Mind if I do a quick mop? 3 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:12,557 You're shouting. 4 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:13,717 What? 5 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,731 -I can come back later. -No, it's fine. 6 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,150 Just don't touch anything. 7 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:25,938 "Just don't touch anything." 8 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:27,068 Dickbreath. 9 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:30,905 You want a Tic Tac? 10 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,330 All right. I'll take that as a no. 11 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:52,431 Come on. 12 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:24,292 What the hell happened to you, dude? 13 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:35,720 Dod? What the fuck kind of name is Dod? 14 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,897 Go, go, go, go, go. 15 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:49,063 Come on! 16 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:56,073 No! No, no, no. Reset, reset. 17 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,655 Shit. Shit. 18 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,662 Dod! Come on! 19 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:04,791 Clear! Accept! Accept the motherfucker! 20 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,122 Shit. Okay. All right. 21 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:11,509 I'll do CPR. Yeah. 22 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:23,772 All right! Some Takis Fuego. 23 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:28,815 Come on! 24 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:32,856 Come on, breathe, dude! 25 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,788 Shit! Hell, no. 26 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,496 Okay. All right. All right. Come on, Dod. 27 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:44,827 Come on. We got this. 28 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,378 Please, come on, Dod! 29 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:56,046 One, one thousand! 30 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:57,471 Two, one thousand! 31 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:21,738 No, no, no! 32 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,286 No, no, no! 33 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:28,457 Come on. 34 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,104 You are kidding me. 35 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:07,284 Crap. 36 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:55,374 You know what's cooler than cool? 37 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,050 Scouting! 38 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:58,209 Action! 39 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,970 Hi, there, guys. My name is Scout Leader Rogers. 40 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:04,967 And I'm here to show you what scouting is all about. 41 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:08,387 Being a Scout is about the bonds of friendship. 42 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,681 Check it out! 43 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:15,770 These Scouts are on their way to earning a Bow and Arrow Badge! 44 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:20,233 Badges are the Scouts' highest symbol of achievement. 45 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:24,077 Scouts can earn all sorts of badges. 46 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:28,077 What's cooler than cool? 47 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:30,079 Scouting! 48 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:36,923 All right, are you in or are you in? 49 00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:45,765 Listen, there's free cookies every Friday. 50 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:48,427 We do sing-alongs on Saturdays. 51 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,433 It looks great on a college application! 52 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:54,016 I love this tragic ritual. 53 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:57,603 Someone's gonna sign up, guys! We have to Keep trying! 54 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,189 Augie, a unicorn's gonna fly out of your ass 55 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,610 before somebody joins. 56 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:03,533 Carter! Language. 57 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:04,951 Yeah, he's right. Nobody's ever gonna sign up. 58 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:06,369 It's just a waste of time. 59 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:08,993 Ye of little faith. Where's that Scout spirit? 60 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,541 Look, guys, we're not gonna quit trying just because 61 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,752 we lost a couple hours sitting around on our butts 62 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,044 with nothing to show for it. 63 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,631 I mean, some people spend their entire lives 64 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:19,879 and have nothing to show for it. 65 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:23,670 Well... 66 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:26,514 I think we all know it's Augie's special night. 67 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:31,933 After years of hard work and dedication, 68 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:35,232 he will receive the highest honor of a Scout, 69 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:36,649 the Condor Badge, 70 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,977 in a ceremony at tonight's campout. 71 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:41,154 Okay. Let's see. 72 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,902 Latrine duty: Carter. 73 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:44,733 No! No, no, no, no. I always dig the shitter 74 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,201 It's called a latrine, not a shitter. 75 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,745 All right, Ben, you're on wiener duty. 76 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:50,993 That's enough. 77 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:53,916 Carter, nobody eats a hot dog like this. 78 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:58,626 All right. Ben, why don't you lead us in the Scout Oath? 79 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,582 -Come on. -All right. 80 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,924 This do I swear: 81 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,673 To live courageously, 82 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,633 to help others when I can, 83 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:13,437 defend what I must, so help me God. 84 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,013 Scouts forever! 85 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,439 Scouts forever! 86 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,141 Scouts forever. 87 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,276 Scouts forever. 88 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:21,937 Forever! 89 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:28,110 Ben, we have to tell Augie. 90 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,577 -I know. I know. -We're ditching Scouts. 91 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:30,699 Yeah, we'll tell him. 92 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:31,905 We've been talking about it for over a year. 93 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,740 I Know. We just have to find the right time. 94 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,325 Okay, we'll do it tonight, then. 95 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,327 No, we can't tell him tonight. He's getting his Condor Badge. 96 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:40,293 He's been working toward this ever since he joined Scouts. 97 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,002 You know how much it means to him. 98 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:44,967 Especially since his dad can't be there. 99 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:47,841 It's been two years, Ben. 100 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:51,391 We can't just stay in Scouts because we feel sorry for him. 101 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,343 Come on, that's not the only reason we're staying in Scouts. 102 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,427 Come on, you've had fun. 103 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:57,310 Had fun, okay? Past tense. Had. 104 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:00,183 And now I am ready to move on. I mean, you realize 105 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,106 it's gonna be junior year next year. 106 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,187 I mean, you know what that means, right? 107 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,647 We start thinking about college. 108 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,609 We start thinking about pussy, Ben! 109 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:11,444 Come on. Junior year is when all the girls become sluts. 110 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:12,575 -Really? -Yes. 111 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:15,578 And if we're sitting here in these Scout uniforms, 112 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:17,876 it's gonna be the male version of a chastity belt, Ben. 113 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:24,875 Shit. Shit. 114 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,294 What the fuck was that? 115 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,005 Holy shit. Oh, my God. 116 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:36,310 Shit. 117 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,354 Dude, that scared the shit out of me. 118 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,973 Yeah, me, too. 119 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,104 No, like, literally, a little shit came out. 120 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,526 Dude, stop. 121 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,944 Jesus Christ. You hood-fucked Bambi. 122 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,821 I didn't mean to! It wasn't my fault, Carter! 123 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,447 It was just standing there! 124 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,083 Shit. 125 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:07,922 Damn it. 126 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,716 Great. Just awesome. 127 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,174 Is that a spare for your bike or the car? 128 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:17,101 Shit. My dad's gonna be so pissed. 129 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,471 Carter, where are the other lug nuts? 130 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,352 How should I know? I've been sitting here doing nothing. 131 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:22,774 Yeah. I noticed. 132 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,233 Dude, that's my sister. 133 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,731 Kendall! Kendall! 134 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,071 Hey! 135 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,747 Can you help us? 136 00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:57,926 Catch ! 137 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,554 -Jeff! -What? I said, "Catch"_ 138 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,059 I thought he had it. 139 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,391 -Sorry, bro. It's my bad. -Yeah. 140 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,647 Are you guys okay? I mean, what happened? 141 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,396 We hit a white-tailed deer. It was huge. 142 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,356 Yeah. We were just driving, and then it was like, boom! 143 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,783 You guys hit a deer? That's awesome. 144 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:16,156 Nope, not awesome. Are you kidding? 145 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,995 Nothing awesome about it. Look at my car. 146 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,450 What's up, Chloe? 147 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:24,919 -Hey... -Hey. 148 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,587 -Carter. -Carter! 149 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:29,291 Yeah. I sit behind you in Spanish class. 150 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,050 So, I'm really down with this 151 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,597 whole little Scout uniform you guys got going. 152 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:37,890 All these little patches and stuff. 153 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,685 Actually, Ben and Carter have been 154 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,058 Scouts together since, what, you were like six, right? 155 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,390 -Yeah, yeah. Along time. -That's awesome, man. 156 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,100 Ben's like my little brother. 157 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,060 Yep. That's me. Little brother Ben. 158 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,486 Hey, Jeff! 159 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,152 All right, well. Sorry about that face again. 160 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,903 Are you going to the party tonight? 161 00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:58,953 What's up? 162 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:02,908 Yo! Aber-blow-me and Bitch, man. What's up, man? 163 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,083 Always coming up with good ones. 164 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,456 Listen, I was just talking to Carver here, and... 165 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,628 Carter. 166 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,877 -I came up with a great idea. -Really? 167 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,173 Hit me. What do we have? 168 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:12,922 How'd recruiting go? 169 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:16,130 The usual. Yeah, no one joined. 170 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,680 I think it's just a big joke at this point. 171 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:18,847 It's not a joke. 172 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,517 I think it's really cool you guys have stuck with Scouts. 173 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,765 One day you're gonna look back on this 174 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,722 and you're gonna be really happy you did it. 175 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,562 Okay. Thanks. 176 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,990 Looks like the deer made out better than your car. 177 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,363 Yeah. Wait, what? What do you mean? 178 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,574 Well, where is it? 179 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,326 It's right over there. 180 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,193 Holy shit! Holy shit, man! 181 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,815 You dick. What's wrong with you? 182 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:16,364 Dude. Dude, okay. You're never gonna believe what happened. 183 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,941 You sure you guys don't need a ride? 184 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,280 No, we're good. 185 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,330 -See you boys tonight. -See you tonight, man! 186 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,577 Au right? Au right? 187 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,627 Bye, Chloe! Bye! 188 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,255 What are you talking about, tonight? 189 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,048 Dude, you are never going to guess what happened. 190 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:37,218 We got invited to the secret senior party, man. Look. 191 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:40,005 Who cares? Look, the deer is gone. What about the deer? 192 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,340 Dude, fuck deers, man! 193 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:44,722 We are going to the secret party, man! Come on! 194 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,895 I'm gonna fuck Chloe. 195 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,142 I'm gonna fuck Chloe. 196 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,983 Ben, come on. This is the chance of a lifetime. 197 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,856 Okay. I mean, quit acting like you don't want to go. 198 00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,407 Of course I want to go. I do. 199 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:02,907 But it's Augie's big night. He's getting his Condor Badge. 200 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,079 We can't miss the ceremony or he'd never forgive us. 201 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,248 Okay, look, hear me out. 202 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,996 We go to the campout, 203 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,043 and when Augie and Rogers fall asleep, 204 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,871 we will sneak out and go to the party. 205 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:13,921 Carter. . 206 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,043 We'll be back before dawn, 207 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,921 it'll be like we never even left. 208 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,673 I don't know. It just sounds... 209 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:20,753 Ben. 210 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,341 This could be the night of our lives. 211 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,642 Please. 212 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,022 All right. I mean, I guess we could try. 213 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,562 -Okay. -I love you. 214 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,770 You're amazing. Thank you! 215 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,196 What the hell? 216 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,357 Hi, Mrs. Fielder. Hi. 217 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:45,495 Your garbage cans were blocking my driveway again. 218 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:47,830 Had to move them myself, 219 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:51,125 which is no easy task with a herniated disk. 220 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,247 Okay, great. 221 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:56,832 You tell your father to keep his trash on his side of the property. 222 00:15:57,415 --> 00:16:00,214 Okay, we'll do that, Mrs. Fielder. Thank you. 223 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:04,173 All right, thanks. Yep. Can you just move right there? 224 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,098 Thank you. Bye! 225 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,929 Jesus Christ. 226 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,265 You old hag! Okay. Thank you. 227 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,687 She is so annoying. 228 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:15,270 Oh, my God. Can you imagine living next to that? 229 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,444 Oh, my God. Dude, how many cats does she have? 230 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,068 Dude, who knows. She probably rubs Fancy Feast on her cooch 231 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,616 -and lets them all go to town. -What? 232 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:27,116 Meet me here at 5:30 and then we'll go to Camp Womp Womp. 233 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,368 Then we'll go to the party. All right? 234 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,040 -All right? All right. -All right. 235 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,288 -See you soon, man. -All right. See ya. 236 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,633 Litterbugs. 237 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:45,880 Come on. 238 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,060 Biotine? 239 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,813 How'd you get way out here? 240 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,143 Well, Peter Morris, finders keepers. 241 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,317 Hello? 242 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,160 Hello? 243 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,190 What's wrong with you? 244 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,109 You A-wipe! 245 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,945 C-word! All the other words! 246 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:45,857 Doodle! 247 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,450 That's my lucky knife! 248 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,969 Teach you to mess with Scout Leader Rogers! 249 00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,902 So we're just gonna walk in there like this. 250 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,900 No l.D.'s, just buy some beer? 251 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,481 Just give me the $20, fool. Come on. 252 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,491 Cough it up. 253 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,527 Any day now. Come on. 254 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,328 Hang on. It's Velcro. It takes a second. 255 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,492 Watch a pro. 256 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,959 -Hi, sir. How are you today? -Hey, baby. 257 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,920 Nice. Great plan, Carter. 258 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,843 Just give the money to a drunk bum. That'll work. 259 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,590 Just the cheap stuff. 260 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,440 Did you see Officer Hottie? 261 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,813 No. I was too busy watching you lose 20 bucks. 262 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,440 Okay, I gave him very specific instructions. 263 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,237 He's gonna buy us a couple of six packs, 264 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,028 and he can keep the change. 265 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,649 Jesus. 266 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,955 Holy shit, dude. That's her. 267 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,623 What? Who? 268 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,621 It's Denise What's-her-face. 269 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,826 She went to our high school. 270 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,253 She dropped out a couple years ago. 271 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,915 -Now she's a stripper. -How do you even know that? 272 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,341 She's a legend. 273 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:31,679 What the fuck is he... Jesus Christ. 274 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,012 Sir! 275 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,521 I'm not paying for these items. 276 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,519 Sir? 277 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,028 Shit! 278 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,191 It's okay. I got it. Seriously, I got it. 279 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,120 Fucking ghetto-ass bag. 280 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,367 Here. 281 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,499 What are you doing? 282 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,202 It's a sheet bend knot. 283 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,458 -it's impossible to break. -You're pretty handy. 284 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,331 Thanks. 285 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:08,416 Get out. 286 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:09,842 Nice legs. 287 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,462 Costume party? 288 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,047 No, I'm._. 289 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:15,844 I'm a Scout. 290 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,345 Like an actual Scout? 291 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:18,768 Yeah, well. We got a campout tonight. 292 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:22,184 So you work across the street? 293 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,641 Yep. Glamorous, huh? 294 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,022 Yeah. I mean, I've never been in, 295 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:28,899 but I hear it's nice. 296 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,613 It's got a good Yelp review. 297 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,615 -What? -Nothing. 298 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,076 You're just really cute. 299 00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:37,236 Thanks. 300 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,329 Come on, Carter. 301 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,828 Please tell me you did not ask that guy to buy you beer. 302 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,251 -No, it was his idea. -Rookies. 303 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:45,999 Where are you... 304 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,375 I need my $20 back. 305 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,082 -How am I gonna fight the bad guy? -It's not all yours. 306 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,760 You're dirty. Look how dirty... 307 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,474 Here. 308 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,969 Thank you. 309 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,100 Thank you. Here. 310 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,897 Oh, my God. Thank you. 311 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,229 You're the most amazing person ever. Thank you. 312 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,564 Yeah. Thanks. 313 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:15,069 It's cool. And thanks for the help, Legs. 314 00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,150 Yeah. 315 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,203 Dude, what the fuck was that? 316 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:23,454 Oh, my God. I would tongue-pound her salty walrus any day of the week. 317 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:25,659 Shit. 318 00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:27,336 -He's staring at us. -Go. 319 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,835 Dude, I thought you said that Kendall broke up with that Jeff guy. 320 00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:35,761 Dude, I thought so too. 321 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,509 It's like, one moment, they're together 322 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,053 and the next moment, they're broken up. 323 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,475 So he's a dick. 324 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,225 It's like no doubt... 325 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,561 -Hey, guys! -Hey, what's up? 326 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,942 All right. Campsite is halfway set up. 327 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,022 -Nice. -Great. 328 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,569 -What's up? -What's up? 329 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:57,775 What's up? 330 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,610 Too slow. Too slow, buddy. 331 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:00,945 Where's Scout Leader Rogers? 332 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,405 He was supposed to be here to help me set up, 333 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:03,614 but so far he's a no-show. 334 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,751 That's weird. He's never late. 335 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,874 Yeah. Maybe he quit Scouts. 336 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,418 Quit Scouts? Yeah, right. 337 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:13,966 That's hysterical! 338 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,089 Want to know what I think it is? I think it's a test. 339 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,260 A test? 340 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,259 Well, yeah. I'm getting my Condor Badge today. 341 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:21,223 I have to prove that I'm ready. 342 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:22,641 Yeah, and check this out. 343 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,468 I'm charting diets for the Animal Study Badge 344 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:25,849 and I walked right into that. 345 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,725 -What is this? -it's deer scat. 346 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,525 Dude! What the fuck, man? 347 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,228 Carter! I needed that! 348 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,070 You needed that? it's shit, Augie! 349 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,780 No one needs shit! 350 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,483 I need it! I've been looking all week for it. 351 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,568 Oh, God. It's gonna be a long night. 352 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,368 Just feeding it through, in and out. 353 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,666 There you go. 354 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,914 -Good job, bud. -I did it! 355 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,454 What the fuck, man? Was that your ass? 356 00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:00,948 Beans? Weenies? 357 00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:03,025 Why do we always have to eat welfare food? 358 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,906 Because we're camping, Carter. What do you want? 359 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,033 Something artisan. Something that doesn't make me 360 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,705 fart every five seconds. 361 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,124 Shut up. Quit being such a bitch. 362 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:12,956 Augie? Augie? 363 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,912 Augie! 364 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:15,996 Use my lighter. 365 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,338 I'm not gonna get my Fire Making Badge 366 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,628 using a lighter, Carter. 367 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:19,879 -Just use it. -No! 368 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,552 -Why? -'Cause! 369 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:22,628 Augie. 370 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,967 Augie, just use it. You can get it next time. 371 00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,689 What the fuck? Why the hell can't I get service? 372 00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:36,563 -Carter, we're in the woods. -I always get service up here. 373 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:37,859 Maybe Mother Nature wants you 374 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:40,358 to put the phone away, Carter, and be in the moment. 375 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:43,031 Is that what Mother Nature wants? 376 00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:44,780 Maybe Mother Nature wants this. 377 00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:50,664 Fucking bull's-eye, man! 378 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,537 You're an asshead, Carter. 379 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:54,869 Wait! No, no, no, no! Don't take it off. 380 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,792 Here we go. Wait. Hold still. 381 00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:59,874 Hold still. Ready? Say, "marshmallow"_ 382 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:02,292 Carter sucks donkey balls. 383 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:06,551 That's a thing of beauty. 384 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:08,223 You better not post that. 385 00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:10,221 I'm definitely posting that. It's my masterpiece. 386 00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:13,137 All right. BRB, guys. I got to pee. 387 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:19,022 Barn owl? 388 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:21,403 I think it's a spotted owl. 389 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,822 Yeah, you're probably right. 390 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:29,245 Guess what I found when I was hiking up here? 391 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:31,162 I found the tree we carved our initials into. 392 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:32,490 -No way! -Yeah. 393 00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:33,574 -Really? -Yeah. 394 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:35,409 That was like seven years ago. 395 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:37,745 I know. Crazy, right? 396 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:39,626 That was the same day Carter sat on the cactus 397 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:41,582 when he was taking a shit, right? 398 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,085 And your dad had to pick out all the needles. 399 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:47,762 Yeah. 400 00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:58,850 Augie, I know we don't talk about your dad much, 401 00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:02,611 but it's okay if you want to. 402 00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:06,778 I just don't want to be a downer, you Know. 403 00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:08,359 Come on, Augie, you're not being a downer 404 00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:09,614 He was your dad. 405 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:11,700 You can talk about him. 406 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:14,698 Thanks, Ben. 407 00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:17,042 Yeah. Of course. 408 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:23,086 Scouts forever? 409 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,710 Yeah. Scouts forever. 410 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:42,559 Ben. 411 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,315 Come on, Ben. Let's go. 412 00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:45,816 Carter, I don't know about this. 413 00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,239 Will you stop crying about this? 414 00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:49,282 Let's go. Come on, we're doing this. 415 00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:51,611 Let's go. Come on. 416 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:52,785 Come on. 417 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,040 Are we interrupting? 418 00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:48,629 -You look amazing. -Thank you. 419 00:27:48,709 --> 00:27:49,961 Have you guys seen my brother? 420 00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:51,545 He should have been here by now. 421 00:27:52,129 --> 00:27:54,382 No. I haven't seen him anywhere, no. 422 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,471 But look, I'm sure he'll be here any second. Okay? 423 00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:02,139 Dude. What if Augie wakes up and we're not there? 424 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:03,394 He's not gonna wake up. 425 00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:05,646 If Chewbacca was fucking Bigfoot in our campsite, 426 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:07,478 he'd still be asleep. 427 00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:10,822 -What is that? -What? 428 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:14,319 Look. Look, he was here. 429 00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:16,574 Okay. So, he decided to go back home. 430 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:17,662 He changed his mind. 431 00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:20,662 No, no, no. Scout Leader Rogers would never leave his lucky knife. 432 00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:21,993 I think something's wrong. 433 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:24,669 Dude, what's wrong is us sitting here talking about this. 434 00:28:24,745 --> 00:28:26,042 Give me that. 435 00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:28,249 Dude, look. Look at his prints. 436 00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:30,676 His foot was dragging like he had a limp or something. 437 00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:33,345 Okay. Hurray for your mad tracking skills. 438 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:35,593 Can we just... Can we go? Please? 439 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:45,356 What? 440 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:46,854 I just think something really bad happened to him. 441 00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:49,187 -Are we still talking about Rogers? -Yeah. 442 00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,522 Dude, he is sitting at home dressed up like Dolly Parton 443 00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:53,278 singing show tunes. Relax. 444 00:28:57,694 --> 00:28:59,037 Shit. 445 00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:03,200 Augie, wait! Augie! 446 00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:04,455 Augie! 447 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:07,496 I thought we were best friends. 448 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:08,705 We are best friends. 449 00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:10,712 -We were coming back. -Really? 450 00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:12,259 After your party? 451 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:14,962 You know about that? 452 00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:16,388 Everybody knows about the senior party, Carter. 453 00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:17,806 Even a loser like me. 454 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:18,882 Augie, don't say that. 455 00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:20,309 Why not? it's what you guys think! 456 00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:21,977 We don't think you're a loser. 457 00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:23,804 Ben, just tell him. 458 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:24,888 Carter, no. 459 00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:26,565 Yeah, tell me, Ben. 460 00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:28,817 Come on! Say it! 461 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:30,235 We're quitting Scouts, Augie. 462 00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:36,112 Look, it was fun when we were kids. 463 00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:41,451 But we have to grow up, man. 464 00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:45,333 Augie. We're still gonna be best friends. 465 00:29:47,995 --> 00:29:49,417 Go to your party. 466 00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:52,583 Augie. 467 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:54,175 Augie, wait! 468 00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:56,758 Augie, come on! 469 00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:01,930 Just leave him, Ben. 470 00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:17,866 What the fuck... What's wrong with the radio? 471 00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:20,364 -Carter, are you seeing this? -Seeing what? 472 00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:22,788 Look. The town's deserted. 473 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:27,452 -Everyone's probably asleep. -On a Friday night? 474 00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:31,542 I don't know. Something just feels really weird. 475 00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:33,043 Pull over right here. 476 00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:40,972 I can't wait to get out of these stupid uniforms. 477 00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:42,970 All right. Let's see here. 478 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,516 We're just gonna change right here? 479 00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:47,938 Nobody's around. 480 00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:52,230 Let's see. Jeans. T-shirt. 481 00:30:52,309 --> 00:30:55,313 Condoms. Good to go. 482 00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:58,402 Forget socks? Yes, I did. 483 00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:06,873 -Holy snirballsn -what? 484 00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:08,165 Dude, look. 485 00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:09,333 What? 486 00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:10,752 The bouncer, he's gone! 487 00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:12,917 Carter, someone smashed the door. 488 00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:14,213 We should sneak in. 489 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:16,166 -That's illegal. -Let's sneak in. Come on. Let's do it. 490 00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:18,502 -Carter, we can't go in there! -Come on! 491 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:19,711 We can't go in there. We're minors. 492 00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:21,092 It's the chance of a lifetime. Who cares? 493 00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:23,765 -What are you doing? -It's gonna be awesome! 494 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,013 Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait. 495 00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:30,431 Okay, it's clear. Come on. Let's do it. 496 00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:35,023 Sweet Jesus. 497 00:31:35,685 --> 00:31:37,528 This is it, Ben. 498 00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:38,981 We've made it. 499 00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:40,941 We're at the epicenter of pussy. 500 00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:44,286 Shit. I got to go to the ATM, get some cash. 501 00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:46,034 You find us a spot. 502 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:50,291 Yeah. That shouldn't be too hard since there's, like, nobody here. 503 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:24,711 Hey! 504 00:33:25,462 --> 00:33:28,466 My friend brought me here. He's getting money. 505 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:32,974 I have a girlfriend, sort of. 506 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:36,139 Don't worry, Mommy, Daddy's here! 507 00:33:38,058 --> 00:33:40,356 Dude, this is fucking awesome! 508 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:41,687 Dude, something's wrong with her. 509 00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:44,273 Look at her chest. What's all over her? 510 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:47,280 No, no. That's makeup, dummy. It's a jungle theme. 511 00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:51,905 This is so hot. 512 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:54,995 Oh, my God. 513 00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:56,751 Oh, my God. 514 00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:01,248 Oh, my God! 515 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,422 Run! Quick, run! 516 00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:11,850 Door, door, door, door! 517 00:35:53,026 --> 00:35:54,949 Get up! Get up! Get up! 518 00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:01,368 -Carter! -Ben? Ben. 519 00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:03,954 What the fuck is going on? 520 00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:05,209 I don't know! They're trying to kill us! 521 00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:07,461 -I just wanted to see some titties! -I know! 522 00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:09,880 Wait. You're the stripper. 523 00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:12,178 Cocktail waitress. 524 00:36:28,812 --> 00:36:30,655 Scout Leader Rogers? 525 00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:39,827 Scout Leader Rogers, are you home? 526 00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:51,426 Hello? 527 00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:13,440 Holy cow. 528 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:19,871 Calm the fuck down! 529 00:37:19,946 --> 00:37:22,119 Calm down? Are you crazy? We almost got killed in there! 530 00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:23,450 -Is that your ride? -Can you please just tell us 531 00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:24,625 what the hell is going on? 532 00:37:24,701 --> 00:37:26,044 I really need to wash up my face right now! 533 00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:27,120 Keys, now! 534 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,292 No! Not until you tell us what's happening. 535 00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:29,543 Anybody got a wet nap? 536 00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:30,794 What the fuck do you think is happening? 537 00:37:30,874 --> 00:37:31,966 Everyone's eating each other! 538 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,839 -Wait, like a... -Yes, like that! 539 00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:34,885 That's not possible. 540 00:37:34,961 --> 00:37:36,008 I think it's possible, Ben. 541 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:38,806 A dead stripper just tried to eat my face! 542 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,095 Shit! 543 00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:42,135 Fuck. Shit. 544 00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:43,978 Just shoot it! Shoot it! 545 00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:53,321 Yep. Zombie. 546 00:37:58,067 --> 00:37:59,740 Any more questions? 547 00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:11,085 Drive, dude, go! Come on! 548 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,673 Where are you going? What the fuck? 549 00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:23,426 Shit! 550 00:38:25,762 --> 00:38:27,605 Carter, get the tire! 551 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:33,937 I got it. 552 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:36,523 Guys, hurry up! They're getting pretty fucking close! 553 00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:40,243 -Come on! -I'm going as fast as I can. 554 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:41,535 Find the fucking lug nuts. 555 00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:45,114 Fuck. 556 00:38:47,784 --> 00:38:49,536 Seriously, hurry the fuck up! 557 00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:51,292 I got them! Here. Here. 558 00:38:51,621 --> 00:38:53,123 Put it on! 559 00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:55,129 Okay. Good. Put it on! Put it on! 560 00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:56,376 Fuck! 561 00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:03,633 I got it! 562 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:08,851 Shit! 563 00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:10,932 You got to be fucking kidding me. 564 00:39:16,813 --> 00:39:17,905 Go! Go! Go! 565 00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:55,794 Scout Leader Rogers! What happened tonight? 566 00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:57,622 We were worried about you. 567 00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:03,048 I know. it's bad. I'm so sorry. I had to use your bathroom. 568 00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:04,674 I think it was the beans. 569 00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:07,632 And the marshmallows. 570 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,644 I tried spraying. It just lingers. 571 00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:22,401 Your neck! 572 00:41:24,941 --> 00:41:26,614 Scout Leader Rogers! Please! 573 00:41:30,863 --> 00:41:33,116 I think you're having a bad allergic reaction to something! 574 00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:35,418 We need to get you to a doctor! 575 00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:13,762 "All evacuation buses have departed. 576 00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:15,184 "Proceed north on Route 1 577 00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:17,645 "to the security checkpoint at mile marker 17." 578 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:20,064 Shit. They evacuated the town. 579 00:43:20,139 --> 00:43:21,140 That's great. 580 00:43:21,224 --> 00:43:22,771 I missed the party, and I missed Chloe, 581 00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:24,978 -and now I'm gonna die. -Guys. 582 00:43:25,061 --> 00:43:26,153 Carter, calm down! We need to figure out 583 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:27,822 -what we're gonna do. -Guys! 584 00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:35,162 Come on. 585 00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:39,909 Go, go, go! 586 00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:41,710 -Carter, lock it! -I'm trying to fuckin' lock it, man! 587 00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:42,787 It's not working. 588 00:43:45,581 --> 00:43:47,504 -Come on! -I'm trying! 589 00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:48,755 Move! 590 00:43:50,837 --> 00:43:51,838 Come on! 591 00:44:07,687 --> 00:44:09,189 Carter, get the ax! 592 00:44:27,707 --> 00:44:29,084 Go, go, go. 593 00:44:33,296 --> 00:44:34,969 They're coming! 594 00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:51,480 This way! 595 00:44:52,732 --> 00:44:53,904 Fuck! 596 00:45:07,330 --> 00:45:09,833 This is fucking awesome! Now what? 597 00:45:14,754 --> 00:45:18,099 I'm really sorry I set you on fire, Scout Leader Rogers. 598 00:45:18,174 --> 00:45:19,676 But hopefully, it's not as bad as it looks. 599 00:45:22,845 --> 00:45:24,518 I used a double overhand stopper knot. 600 00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:27,521 It's hard to get out of, right? 601 00:45:30,019 --> 00:45:31,771 Okay. All right. 602 00:45:36,025 --> 00:45:39,029 Okay, now. I'll be right back. 603 00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:41,117 Just stay there. 604 00:46:10,351 --> 00:46:11,819 Dude, what the fuck? 605 00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:14,154 Haven't you had enough to eat? Jesus. 606 00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:18,193 -Carter, stop agitating them. -What? I need a new profile pic. 607 00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:24,623 So, do you think they evacuated everyone at the party? 608 00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:26,167 Yeah, of course. They had to. 609 00:46:27,326 --> 00:46:29,249 At least we know our parents are okay. 610 00:46:29,328 --> 00:46:30,955 -Yeah. -Where are they? 611 00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:33,757 They went to some lame spiritual yoga retreat. 612 00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,676 I think I'd rather be in here. 613 00:46:41,507 --> 00:46:43,100 I hope Augie's okay. 614 00:46:43,175 --> 00:46:45,428 -Who's Augie? -He's our best friend. 615 00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:47,184 Well, ex-best friend now. 616 00:46:47,555 --> 00:46:48,602 Why ex? 617 00:46:48,681 --> 00:46:50,308 Because we ditched him for a party. 618 00:46:50,391 --> 00:46:51,893 Ben, we were gonna go back. 619 00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:54,066 Whatever, Carter. We ditched him. We're bad friends. 620 00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:56,273 Why didn't you guys just take him with you? 621 00:46:58,065 --> 00:46:59,817 You don't know Augie. 622 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,652 -What? -He's just different. 623 00:47:01,736 --> 00:47:02,828 Big geek? 624 00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:04,997 He collects deer shit and weaves baskets. 625 00:47:05,072 --> 00:47:06,369 Okay? You do the math. 626 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:08,333 Okay. 627 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:09,535 Word of advice: 628 00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:11,628 Chasing parties and popularity in high school? 629 00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:12,876 It's a total dead end. 630 00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:14,419 None of that shit will matter later. 631 00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:16,167 Trust me. I know. 632 00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:18,378 You're right, but didn't you, like, drop out of high school? 633 00:47:18,461 --> 00:47:20,213 -No, I got my GED. -Why? 634 00:47:20,296 --> 00:47:22,515 'Cause not everybody has a lily-white life like you do. 635 00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:24,388 Okay. God, you're so hostile. 636 00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:27,141 No, hostile is three seconds from now when my foot's up your ass. 637 00:47:27,219 --> 00:47:28,641 Okay, yeah. Try all you want, 638 00:47:28,721 --> 00:47:29,973 but I happen to have a very tight asshole. 639 00:47:30,056 --> 00:47:31,558 I think I could stretch it out for you. 640 00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,142 Well, then lube me up, baby. 641 00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:35,899 Carter! We're gonna play the quiet game now, okay? 642 00:47:37,146 --> 00:47:39,069 All right, you know what? Fine. 643 00:47:39,732 --> 00:47:41,405 I'm over both of you. 644 00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:52,502 You're pretty good at that. 645 00:47:52,578 --> 00:47:55,081 Yeah, I guess that Whittling Badge finally paid off. 646 00:47:59,251 --> 00:48:01,754 -What about you? -What about me? 647 00:48:01,837 --> 00:48:04,181 How'd you learn to use a shotgun like that? 648 00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:08,436 My ex-boyfriend was really into guns. 649 00:48:08,511 --> 00:48:11,355 He used to drag me to the firing range once a week. 650 00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:15,522 So, no boyfriend now? 651 00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:16,944 Not if I can help it. 652 00:48:17,937 --> 00:48:21,111 -Well, why do you say that? -I don't know. 653 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,693 Let's just say, I have really shitty taste in guys. 654 00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:26,154 I'm better off alone. 655 00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:28,080 Nobody's better off alone. 656 00:48:28,155 --> 00:48:29,577 Yeah, well, I am. 657 00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:32,956 What a beautiful moment. 658 00:48:33,869 --> 00:48:35,542 Asshole, that hurt! 659 00:48:35,621 --> 00:48:37,464 -Yeah, that was the point! -Was that the point? 660 00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:38,792 Guys! 661 00:48:39,125 --> 00:48:41,628 -Do you hear that? -Is that Crank That? 662 00:48:43,796 --> 00:48:45,139 They're leaving. 663 00:48:45,464 --> 00:48:47,637 -I love this song! -You would. 664 00:48:58,727 --> 00:48:59,979 Look! Right there. 665 00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:01,063 Fuck. But they're gonna come back. 666 00:49:01,147 --> 00:49:02,194 What are we gonna do? 667 00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:03,650 -Condoms! -What? 668 00:49:03,732 --> 00:49:06,326 Carter, give me your condoms! Hurry! 669 00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,414 Here. Take them and open them and tie them together. 670 00:49:10,489 --> 00:49:11,536 Why are we doing this? 671 00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:12,741 -Just do it! -Okay, okay. 672 00:49:12,825 --> 00:49:13,997 Here's one. 673 00:49:14,076 --> 00:49:15,419 Come on, hurry! 674 00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:42,650 Here we go. Fly fishing. it's genius. 675 00:49:43,772 --> 00:49:46,867 Go on, just a little bit. Get it right up there. 676 00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:48,944 There you go. Come on. 677 00:49:49,028 --> 00:49:50,075 It's right up there! 678 00:49:51,864 --> 00:49:53,707 You got it, come on. 679 00:49:55,951 --> 00:49:58,124 Good work. Yes! Yes! 680 00:49:59,038 --> 00:50:00,039 No, no, no! 681 00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:03,004 Jesus! 682 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,084 You got arrested? 683 00:50:04,168 --> 00:50:05,294 No, we locked ourselves in. 684 00:50:05,377 --> 00:50:06,629 -How? -It was an accident! 685 00:50:06,712 --> 00:50:08,055 This has to be Augie. 686 00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:09,222 Augie, get the keys. 687 00:50:09,298 --> 00:50:10,550 You kicked them into the drainpipe over there. 688 00:50:12,301 --> 00:50:13,723 -I can't reach it! -Shit! 689 00:50:13,802 --> 00:50:16,146 -Shit, they're coming back. -Hold on. 690 00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:19,266 What, is there a Lockpicking Badge I'm unaware of? 691 00:50:19,975 --> 00:50:21,022 How'd you find us? 692 00:50:21,101 --> 00:50:22,353 Followed the stench of betrayal. 693 00:50:22,436 --> 00:50:23,483 Augie... 694 00:50:23,562 --> 00:50:25,815 I saw your car. I figured I'd help. 695 00:50:25,898 --> 00:50:27,571 -Augie, look, I'm really... -Got it! 696 00:50:36,242 --> 00:50:38,586 Go, go, go! 697 00:50:43,832 --> 00:50:45,004 Close the gate! 698 00:50:53,259 --> 00:50:54,932 Oh... 699 00:50:56,929 --> 00:50:58,602 mY.. 700 00:51:00,432 --> 00:51:03,106 ...God. 701 00:51:03,561 --> 00:51:04,562 Carter, let's go! 702 00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:08,532 -Come on! -Okay! 703 00:51:09,942 --> 00:51:12,365 Oh, God. I touched them! I touched them! 704 00:51:12,444 --> 00:51:13,821 I don't think they were real. 705 00:51:18,450 --> 00:51:20,703 Fuck, my feet are killing me. 706 00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:23,209 The security checkpoint's only a few miles away. 707 00:51:23,289 --> 00:51:25,792 Dude, I'm starving. 708 00:51:25,874 --> 00:51:29,469 How can you even think of food when people are being eaten alive? 709 00:51:29,545 --> 00:51:32,298 You know, they say that humans taste like pork. 710 00:51:32,381 --> 00:51:33,803 "They"? 711 00:51:33,882 --> 00:51:36,385 -Cannibals, I guess. -Dude, I love bacon. 712 00:51:36,468 --> 00:51:37,720 Look. 713 00:51:37,803 --> 00:51:39,555 Maybe the keys are inside. 714 00:51:46,729 --> 00:51:49,573 -Jesus! This guy again? -Someone kill him! 715 00:51:49,648 --> 00:51:52,151 Carter, we can't just keep going around Killing people. 716 00:51:52,234 --> 00:51:54,453 -Why not? -Because he's a human being! 717 00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:55,654 Okay. We'll see how you feel 718 00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:57,661 when he's eating your nutsack like a street taco. 719 00:51:59,033 --> 00:52:01,286 Guys, he's getting pretty close. 720 00:52:01,368 --> 00:52:02,836 Remember our Wilderness Safety Seminar? 721 00:52:02,911 --> 00:52:03,912 What? 722 00:52:03,996 --> 00:52:06,215 When encountering a hostile creature, be sure to assert yourself 723 00:52:06,290 --> 00:52:07,883 in order to keep the animal at bay. 724 00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:09,210 Well, I... 725 00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:13,013 That is a zombie, not a bear, dumb-ass. 726 00:52:26,935 --> 00:52:28,061 Guys, I think he's mimicking me. 727 00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:29,442 Augie, quit messing around. 728 00:52:34,526 --> 00:52:35,573 Augie. 729 00:52:49,124 --> 00:52:50,125 What? 730 00:52:52,711 --> 00:52:54,054 Augie, what are you doing? 731 00:53:05,933 --> 00:53:07,185 What are you doing? 732 00:53:22,116 --> 00:53:23,618 Okay. Did I just drop acid, 733 00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:26,170 or are they really singing Britney Spears with a zombie? 734 00:53:44,763 --> 00:53:46,015 Is that all of you? 735 00:53:46,098 --> 00:53:47,645 Yeah. What the hell's happening? 736 00:53:47,725 --> 00:53:50,103 Don't know yet. Some kind of viral outbreak. 737 00:53:50,185 --> 00:53:52,529 CDC ordered a military containment perimeter. 738 00:53:52,604 --> 00:53:53,730 Is most of the town evacuated? 739 00:53:53,814 --> 00:53:55,111 As many as we could. 740 00:53:55,190 --> 00:53:57,909 This thing hit so hard and fast, we're still trying to contain it. 741 00:53:57,985 --> 00:53:59,908 What about everyone at the party? Were they evacuated? 742 00:54:00,696 --> 00:54:01,868 What party? 743 00:54:43,906 --> 00:54:46,159 Well, where is everybody? 744 00:54:46,241 --> 00:54:48,915 Nobody's here. It must be a mistake. 745 00:54:49,745 --> 00:54:52,214 Yeah, 1146 Dunton Avenue. This is it. 746 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:55,338 It's not a mistake, Carter. Jeff sent you a fake address. 747 00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:56,589 What? 748 00:54:56,668 --> 00:54:58,261 Carter, this is a waste plant. 749 00:54:58,337 --> 00:55:00,339 You get it? it's full of shit. 750 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,059 Motherfucker! God damn it! 751 00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:06,807 I can't believe he sent us a fucking fake address! 752 00:55:06,887 --> 00:55:07,979 Why does it surprise you? 753 00:55:08,055 --> 00:55:09,102 I mean, did you actually think 754 00:55:09,181 --> 00:55:10,683 he was gonna invite us to a real party? 755 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:12,768 Karma. 756 00:55:13,268 --> 00:55:14,394 What? 757 00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:16,105 -Nothing. -No, speak up. 758 00:55:16,188 --> 00:55:19,488 Well, I just think it's a little ironic that, you know, you're all upset now 759 00:55:19,566 --> 00:55:20,818 because you got ditched. 760 00:55:20,901 --> 00:55:23,529 Okay. So you're saying that we deserve it. 761 00:55:23,612 --> 00:55:25,239 We went to your stupid campout, dude. 762 00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:26,824 You lied to me. 763 00:55:26,907 --> 00:55:28,784 We've been lying to you for the past three years! 764 00:55:28,867 --> 00:55:30,414 -Carter! -Going to every Scout meeting, 765 00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:31,711 every lame field trip. 766 00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:34,210 Wearing these stupid fucking clothes so everybody can make fun of us. 767 00:55:34,289 --> 00:55:35,290 Carter, that's enough! 768 00:55:35,374 --> 00:55:37,092 Ben, you're not hiding behind me this time. 769 00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:38,214 Tell him. 770 00:55:38,293 --> 00:55:39,419 Talk about how many times 771 00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:41,471 you said you hated Scouts, how sick of it you were. 772 00:55:41,547 --> 00:55:43,345 -I never said that. -Bullshit! 773 00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:44,515 No, no, no. it's fine. 774 00:55:44,591 --> 00:55:46,559 I guess it's time for it to all come out, right? 775 00:55:47,219 --> 00:55:49,472 He's had a crush on Kendall since sixth grade. 776 00:55:49,555 --> 00:55:50,977 -That is not true! -Yes, it is. 777 00:55:51,056 --> 00:55:53,150 Kendall? As in my sister Kendall? 778 00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:54,647 -No. -Dude, that's like incest. 779 00:55:54,726 --> 00:55:55,943 No, it's not, I'm not even related to her. 780 00:55:56,019 --> 00:55:57,020 So you do like her, then. 781 00:55:57,104 --> 00:55:58,606 -No, I don't like her! -Told you. 782 00:55:58,689 --> 00:55:59,781 Shut up! 783 00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:01,191 Stop! 784 00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:04,403 Again with this shit? Jesus. 785 00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:05,988 Can't you just Walkie someone? 786 00:56:07,739 --> 00:56:09,491 Are you okay? 787 00:56:11,410 --> 00:56:13,162 Guys! 788 00:56:13,245 --> 00:56:14,963 Shit! 789 00:56:17,082 --> 00:56:18,254 Get him! 790 00:56:21,670 --> 00:56:26,176 I'm so fucking sick of zombies! 791 00:56:27,801 --> 00:56:29,974 -Yi Kes. -Wa-wa-wee-wa. 792 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:36,226 Shit! 793 00:56:40,606 --> 00:56:43,530 -Hello! Is anybody there? -E vac complete. 794 00:56:43,817 --> 00:56:44,989 NO, HO. HO. rlo.We're still here! 795 00:56:45,068 --> 00:56:46,365 We have Operation Clean Up. 796 00:56:47,029 --> 00:56:50,374 Commence aerial bombing of site at 0300. Repeat, 0300. Oven 797 00:56:50,449 --> 00:56:51,666 What? 798 00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:53,995 No, somebody help! Hello! Hello! 799 00:56:54,077 --> 00:56:56,296 Somebody help, please! Hello! 800 00:56:56,371 --> 00:56:57,418 Fuck! 801 00:56:57,497 --> 00:56:59,295 They're gonna bomb the town in two hours? 802 00:56:59,374 --> 00:57:00,375 What are we gonna do? 803 00:57:00,459 --> 00:57:01,631 We have to find Kendall and the others! 804 00:57:01,710 --> 00:57:03,804 It's a secret party. They could be anywhere. 805 00:57:05,130 --> 00:57:06,302 My sister's diary! 806 00:57:06,715 --> 00:57:09,468 She writes every last boring detail of her life in there. 807 00:57:09,551 --> 00:57:12,430 I guarantee she wrote down where the party is. 808 00:57:12,512 --> 00:57:14,014 We better get fucking going, then. 809 00:57:39,873 --> 00:57:40,874 Okay, now. 810 00:58:14,366 --> 00:58:15,788 All right, come on. 811 00:58:26,253 --> 00:58:28,881 It smells like Pixy Stix and hope in here. 812 00:58:29,131 --> 00:58:31,634 You've never been in a girl's room before, have you? 813 00:58:31,717 --> 00:58:33,811 -Yeah, I... -Mom doesn't count. 814 00:58:33,885 --> 00:58:35,228 Any female relative doesn't count. 815 00:58:35,303 --> 00:58:37,726 Guys! Can we focus? Where's the diary? 816 00:58:38,223 --> 00:58:40,146 She changes the hiding place, like, every week, 817 00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:41,772 so just spread out and start looking. 818 00:58:59,411 --> 00:59:00,913 -Did you find it? -Nope. 819 00:59:01,413 --> 00:59:03,165 Nothing over here. 820 00:59:18,346 --> 00:59:20,519 -Did you guys hear that? -Hear what? 821 00:59:21,933 --> 00:59:23,935 I think I heard something downstairs. 822 00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:26,317 Augie, go check it out. 823 00:59:26,438 --> 00:59:27,906 I'm not going down there by myself. 824 00:59:27,981 --> 00:59:29,483 -Go with him. -Why me? 825 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:31,443 Call me when your balls drop, dude. 826 00:59:37,449 --> 00:59:39,292 Don't walk so hard. 827 00:59:39,367 --> 00:59:41,540 You have squeaky floors. 828 00:59:43,622 --> 00:59:45,340 This is Carter's sister? 829 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,343 Yeah. That's Kendall. 830 00:59:49,336 --> 00:59:51,338 Well, she clearly won the genetic lottery. 831 00:59:51,713 --> 00:59:54,387 Yeah. She's okay. I guess. 832 00:59:54,466 --> 00:59:55,763 Dude, she's more than okay. 833 00:59:55,842 --> 00:59:57,560 You don't have to be all cool about it. 834 00:59:59,137 --> 01:00:00,480 Shit. 835 01:00:02,557 --> 01:00:04,230 Fuck. Come on. 836 01:00:05,977 --> 01:00:07,945 So, how come you haven't told her you like her? 837 01:00:08,021 --> 01:00:09,398 What's the point? 838 01:00:09,481 --> 01:00:11,483 She's never gonna go for a guy like me. 839 01:00:11,566 --> 01:00:13,159 And she's got a boyfriend. 840 01:00:13,235 --> 01:00:15,988 And Carter would kill me if I touched his sister. 841 01:00:16,071 --> 01:00:18,244 Okay, look. Here's the deal. 842 01:00:18,323 --> 01:00:21,167 And don't take this the wrong way, 843 01:00:21,243 --> 01:00:23,416 but you have to man up. 844 01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:25,418 Yeah, but I suck at being that guy. 845 01:00:25,497 --> 01:00:27,090 I'm not assertive like that. 846 01:00:27,165 --> 01:00:28,166 Kiss me. 847 01:00:28,667 --> 01:00:29,634 What? 848 01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:31,177 Don't "what" me, just do it. Kiss me. 849 01:00:32,170 --> 01:00:33,217 Are you serious? 850 01:00:33,338 --> 01:00:34,931 Yeah, I'm serious. I saw you checking out my ass earlier. 851 01:00:35,006 --> 01:00:36,258 I know you want to do it. Just kiss me. 852 01:00:36,341 --> 01:00:37,433 -No, I wasn't. -Ben! 853 01:00:37,509 --> 01:00:39,352 -Okay, for a second I did. -Kiss me. 854 01:00:40,428 --> 01:00:41,475 Denise, I... 855 01:00:41,555 --> 01:00:43,102 You can do it. Just go for it. 856 01:00:45,934 --> 01:00:47,151 -I'm sorry! I'm sorry! -Fuck! Fuck. 857 01:00:47,227 --> 01:00:48,820 -I'm so sorry. Are you okay? -I'm fine. 858 01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:49,942 See? I told you we shouldn't have done that. 859 01:00:50,021 --> 01:00:50,988 It was a bad idea. 860 01:00:51,064 --> 01:00:52,441 No, no, no. Let's just try it again. 861 01:00:52,524 --> 01:00:54,697 No, I feel stupid. We should look for the diary. 862 01:00:54,776 --> 01:00:55,948 Come here. 863 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:10,041 Not bad. 864 01:01:10,876 --> 01:01:11,843 Reany? 865 01:01:11,918 --> 01:01:14,387 It wasn't, like, top five or anything. Don't get excited. 866 01:01:14,462 --> 01:01:16,305 But, yeah, it was okay. 867 01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:19,134 When you see Kendall, just walk straight up to her, 868 01:01:19,217 --> 01:01:20,389 lay some of that shit on her, 869 01:01:20,468 --> 01:01:21,970 and you're golden. 870 01:01:22,721 --> 01:01:24,564 Okay. Thanks. 871 01:01:29,978 --> 01:01:31,571 Guess we left it open. 872 01:01:32,564 --> 01:01:33,565 Augie. 873 01:01:37,319 --> 01:01:39,162 Ben didn't want to leave you tonight. 874 01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:43,162 It was my idea. 875 01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:47,163 What difference does it make? It's done. 876 01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:52,922 Yeah. 877 01:02:01,092 --> 01:02:02,093 Fuck! 878 01:02:13,605 --> 01:02:14,697 Come on. 879 01:02:14,773 --> 01:02:16,525 What the hell is going on down there? 880 01:02:16,608 --> 01:02:18,861 We're fine! Everything's under control! 881 01:02:41,967 --> 01:02:45,471 No! No, no, no, no. Fucking, no! Not my ass! 882 01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:48,641 No, no, no, no! 883 01:02:51,726 --> 01:02:54,070 My ass! My ass! 884 01:02:54,145 --> 01:02:56,398 She's gumming my ass! 885 01:02:56,481 --> 01:02:57,903 Oh, my God! 886 01:02:57,983 --> 01:02:58,984 Carter! 887 01:02:59,317 --> 01:03:01,991 Oh, God! It's disgusting! 888 01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:09,752 Carter! 889 01:03:11,830 --> 01:03:13,252 Peace out, bitch! 890 01:03:17,168 --> 01:03:18,761 What the hell happened? 891 01:03:20,422 --> 01:03:22,845 Shit. Back upstairs! Back upstairs! 892 01:03:30,348 --> 01:03:33,352 -Come on, come on! -Move it! 893 01:03:34,436 --> 01:03:35,779 That's not gonna hold them! 894 01:03:35,854 --> 01:03:37,606 -Did you find the journal? -No! We looked everywhere! 895 01:03:37,689 --> 01:03:39,111 Guys, we got to go! Come on! 896 01:03:54,289 --> 01:03:56,041 Oh, my God! They're coming! 897 01:03:57,792 --> 01:03:59,794 Guys, if we jump, we might be able to clear the fence! 898 01:03:59,878 --> 01:04:01,630 -What? -Fuck it, let'sjustjump! 899 01:04:01,713 --> 01:04:03,215 The fence is like 10 feet away! 900 01:04:03,715 --> 01:04:05,888 -I'll go first! -Go, go! 901 01:04:11,806 --> 01:04:12,898 Okay. Go, go, go! 902 01:04:19,898 --> 01:04:21,650 Augie, you got to go now! 903 01:04:22,901 --> 01:04:23,902 Hurry! 904 01:04:24,027 --> 01:04:25,074 I can't, I'm afraid of heights! 905 01:04:25,153 --> 01:04:26,746 Be more afraid of zombies! Go! 906 01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:09,531 Is that his Wiener? 907 01:05:11,116 --> 01:05:12,117 We got to do something. 908 01:05:12,617 --> 01:05:14,460 Guys, help me! I'm falling! 909 01:05:14,536 --> 01:05:16,459 Hang on to that cock, Ben! 910 01:05:16,871 --> 01:05:18,794 Guys, hurry! Help me! 911 01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:22,301 What are you doing? 912 01:05:23,294 --> 01:05:25,638 Hey! Assholesl Come and get me. 913 01:05:30,135 --> 01:05:31,478 Hurry! 914 01:05:32,804 --> 01:05:33,805 It's ripping! 915 01:05:37,308 --> 01:05:39,481 His dick's ripping! 916 01:05:58,121 --> 01:05:59,338 I got it! 917 01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:03,585 -I got it. -Where was it? 918 01:06:03,668 --> 01:06:05,090 -Underwear drawer. -Classic. 919 01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:07,301 Run! 920 01:06:11,843 --> 01:06:13,186 Lock it. 921 01:06:13,511 --> 01:06:15,104 Augie, get the lights. 922 01:06:16,181 --> 01:06:17,683 The power's out. 923 01:06:18,266 --> 01:06:19,939 Where the hell are we? 924 01:06:21,352 --> 01:06:22,695 Miss Fielder's house. 925 01:06:22,937 --> 01:06:24,610 I can't believe we just chopped her head off. 926 01:06:24,689 --> 01:06:27,192 She tried to eat my ass, Augie. She deserved it. 927 01:06:27,275 --> 01:06:29,448 Guys, we got to keep moving. Come on. 928 01:06:44,042 --> 01:06:45,385 Carter, check the window. 929 01:06:49,380 --> 01:06:51,257 Shit, they're everywhere. 930 01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:52,809 Miss Fielder's car is in the garage. 931 01:06:52,884 --> 01:06:54,978 Maybe we can get out that way. This way. 932 01:07:10,568 --> 01:07:13,321 -What was that? -I think something's in here. 933 01:07:15,156 --> 01:07:16,157 Fuck, cat. 934 01:07:23,331 --> 01:07:24,332 Augie? 935 01:07:24,415 --> 01:07:25,667 Dude, dude. 936 01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:27,502 -Augie. -What? 937 01:07:27,585 --> 01:07:29,553 Don't move. 938 01:07:40,848 --> 01:07:43,271 -Did you get it? -I got it! I got it! 939 01:07:48,606 --> 01:07:49,949 Run! 940 01:07:56,030 --> 01:07:58,374 Come on, come on, come on! 941 01:07:59,117 --> 01:08:01,791 -Open the garage door! -It won't open! 942 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:03,292 Go! Ben, go! 943 01:08:03,454 --> 01:08:04,580 Fuck it! 944 01:08:15,633 --> 01:08:17,431 Oh, my God. It's Scout Leader Rogers! 945 01:08:18,803 --> 01:08:21,306 -He looks like shit! -I set him on fire. 946 01:08:22,307 --> 01:08:23,650 He tried to eat me! 947 01:08:28,146 --> 01:08:30,069 -Wait, what are you doing? -No, don't 948 01:08:38,489 --> 01:08:39,911 Sorry, bro! 949 01:08:57,508 --> 01:08:58,555 All right, the diary said they're at 950 01:08:58,635 --> 01:08:59,761 the old rec center on Dewer Street. 951 01:08:59,844 --> 01:09:01,437 Hopefully, we're not too late. 952 01:09:01,512 --> 01:09:03,435 All right, I'll try to get help as soon as I can. 953 01:09:03,514 --> 01:09:05,107 Just be careful. 954 01:09:13,024 --> 01:09:14,867 -Denise. -Yeah? 955 01:09:15,777 --> 01:09:18,030 Look, I don't know what's gonna happen, 956 01:09:19,030 --> 01:09:20,373 but I just wanted to let you know that 957 01:09:20,490 --> 01:09:21,958 you're one of the coolest girls I've ever met. 958 01:09:26,204 --> 01:09:28,457 And I hope you meet someone that deserves you. 959 01:09:30,041 --> 01:09:31,042 Thanks. 960 01:10:00,571 --> 01:10:02,494 Guys, let's go. We got to get to the party. 961 01:10:02,573 --> 01:10:04,951 Ben, this is a suicide mission. 962 01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:06,752 Guys, they're gonna bomb this whole town 963 01:10:06,828 --> 01:10:07,920 in less than two hours. 964 01:10:07,995 --> 01:10:09,918 What if Denise reaches the military in time? 965 01:10:09,997 --> 01:10:11,795 And what if she doesn't, Carter? Then what? 966 01:10:11,874 --> 01:10:14,343 Who's gonna save them? The police? They're gone. 967 01:10:14,419 --> 01:10:17,423 The military? They're not coming, either. 968 01:10:18,089 --> 01:10:20,433 Guys, we're the last line of defense. 969 01:10:21,926 --> 01:10:24,429 And so what? Maybe we look like dorks in these uniforms. 970 01:10:24,512 --> 01:10:27,436 And maybe we're a big joke to everyone at school. 971 01:10:29,267 --> 01:10:31,269 But tonight, 972 01:10:31,352 --> 01:10:33,446 we're gonna show them what being a real Scout's all about. 973 01:10:34,522 --> 01:10:38,618 So, are we just gonna stand here with our thumbs up our asses? 974 01:10:39,277 --> 01:10:41,871 Or are we gonna go out there and save the world? 975 01:10:43,197 --> 01:10:44,449 Fuck, yeah, dude. 976 01:10:45,783 --> 01:10:47,285 That was a really good speech, Ben. 977 01:10:48,035 --> 01:10:49,127 Thanks, Augie. 978 01:10:49,203 --> 01:10:50,546 Let's do it. 979 01:10:53,541 --> 01:10:55,293 The rec center's that way. 980 01:10:56,961 --> 01:10:58,963 We're making a pit stop first. 981 01:12:11,202 --> 01:12:12,954 Are you serious? 982 01:12:13,996 --> 01:12:17,296 None of my text messages are going through, Travis. 983 01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:18,877 Don't worry about that, baby. 984 01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:20,712 Where are you taking me? 985 01:12:21,546 --> 01:12:23,640 It's a surprise. 986 01:12:23,714 --> 01:12:25,307 You need a little spanking, don't you? 987 01:12:28,719 --> 01:12:30,392 Travis, what the fuck? 988 01:12:30,721 --> 01:12:31,722 Come on. 989 01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:34,233 Okay, this place is disgusting. 990 01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:37,069 I need to examine you. 991 01:12:37,144 --> 01:12:38,646 -Get over here. -Okay. 992 01:12:41,566 --> 01:12:43,568 God, you're so sexy. 993 01:12:43,901 --> 01:12:45,073 Thank you. 994 01:12:46,904 --> 01:12:49,077 Okay, we're not about to fuck right now. 995 01:12:49,156 --> 01:12:50,408 Why not? 996 01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:53,495 Because we've only been dating for, like, two minutes. 997 01:12:53,578 --> 01:12:54,579 What about a blow job? 998 01:12:54,662 --> 01:12:57,256 Travis, I spent an hour trying to find this piece of gum. 999 01:12:58,249 --> 01:12:59,592 Sucks. 1000 01:13:01,752 --> 01:13:04,175 Okay, fine. You can eat me out. 1001 01:13:04,255 --> 01:13:06,178 -Really? -Yes. You're welcome. 1002 01:13:14,849 --> 01:13:16,101 When I'm in jail 1003 01:13:16,183 --> 01:13:18,185 the first thing you do is talk to another chick. 1004 01:13:18,269 --> 01:13:19,612 What the fuck? 1005 01:13:23,441 --> 01:13:25,944 Pervert, fuck off! 1006 01:13:29,780 --> 01:13:31,282 You serious, bro? 1007 01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:39,966 I was in jail! 1008 01:13:42,460 --> 01:13:44,713 Hello? Are you going to do it or what? 1009 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:02,279 Your mouth's kind of cold. 1010 01:14:12,657 --> 01:14:13,658 Stop. 1011 01:14:14,659 --> 01:14:16,832 -Stop! -Come on, babe. 1012 01:14:16,911 --> 01:14:18,834 -Stop it! -What the fuck's your problem? 1013 01:14:18,913 --> 01:14:20,085 I'm worried about my brother. 1014 01:14:20,164 --> 01:14:21,757 He should've been here hours ago. 1015 01:14:21,832 --> 01:14:24,335 -He's not coming, babe. -How do you know? 1016 01:14:24,418 --> 01:14:26,762 Because I gave him the wrong address. 1017 01:14:26,837 --> 01:14:28,931 -What? -They're Scouts, Kendall! 1018 01:14:29,006 --> 01:14:31,475 Look, what'd you think, I was gonna invite them for real? 1019 01:14:31,550 --> 01:14:34,099 -Come here. -You are such a dick! 1020 01:14:34,178 --> 01:14:36,055 -What? You're not leaving. -Watch me! 1021 01:14:36,138 --> 01:14:37,481 You're not going! 1022 01:14:39,308 --> 01:14:40,901 Fine, go, bitch! 1023 01:14:43,771 --> 01:14:46,445 Jesus, girl. Get a fucking tampon, would you? 1024 01:14:57,201 --> 01:14:58,544 Someone help! 1025 01:15:00,204 --> 01:15:02,753 Help! Please, someone help! 1026 01:16:11,609 --> 01:16:14,362 All right, Scouts, let's kick some zombie ass. 1027 01:16:49,814 --> 01:16:50,986 Boom. 1028 01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:08,582 Chloe? 1029 01:17:08,749 --> 01:17:09,750 Oh, man. 1030 01:17:12,503 --> 01:17:13,504 Nailed it. 1031 01:17:36,527 --> 01:17:38,120 What a dick. 1032 01:17:42,199 --> 01:17:43,621 Ben, they're everywhere! 1033 01:17:43,868 --> 01:17:45,290 Circle up! 1034 01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:51,876 You want some of this? 1035 01:17:51,959 --> 01:17:54,553 You assholes! Die! 1036 01:17:54,879 --> 01:17:57,723 Come on! You want a piece of me? 1037 01:18:00,217 --> 01:18:02,185 Ben! Ben! 1038 01:18:02,261 --> 01:18:04,059 Help! 1039 01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:10,311 Ben! 1040 01:18:10,394 --> 01:18:11,816 Hang on, Kendall! I'm coming! 1041 01:18:14,064 --> 01:18:15,236 Shit. 1042 01:18:15,566 --> 01:18:17,239 Shit. Shit, start! Come on! 1043 01:18:17,568 --> 01:18:18,911 Ben, look out! 1044 01:18:19,069 --> 01:18:20,070 Shit. 1045 01:18:31,415 --> 01:18:33,088 Ben, duck! 1046 01:18:39,340 --> 01:18:40,341 Ben! 1047 01:18:41,258 --> 01:18:43,761 Kendall, come down! Climb down, hurry! 1048 01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:48,182 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I think so. 1049 01:18:48,265 --> 01:18:49,608 Guys, come on! 1050 01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:50,977 -Come on. -Come on! 1051 01:18:51,268 --> 01:18:54,021 We got to get everyone out of here! Let's go! 1052 01:18:54,438 --> 01:18:57,282 Everybody! Get to the stairs! Come on! 1053 01:19:04,114 --> 01:19:05,206 Let's go! 1054 01:19:05,282 --> 01:19:06,784 Come on, everybody, move! 1055 01:19:07,117 --> 01:19:10,792 Hurry up! Come on, come on! Let's go! 1056 01:19:11,038 --> 01:19:12,130 Let's go! 1057 01:19:12,456 --> 01:19:13,958 Let's go! Come on! 1058 01:19:14,124 --> 01:19:15,171 Shit! 1059 01:19:20,130 --> 01:19:21,222 What are you doing? 1060 01:19:21,298 --> 01:19:23,050 They'll follow you if we don't lock the doors! You gotta go! 1061 01:19:23,133 --> 01:19:24,885 -What about you? -You got to go! 1062 01:19:25,052 --> 01:19:26,395 I'm not leaving you! No! 1063 01:19:26,553 --> 01:19:28,305 Go! Go! Trust me! 1064 01:19:36,397 --> 01:19:37,740 -I'm out! -Shit! 1065 01:19:37,898 --> 01:19:40,401 There's too many of them! Come on, let's go! Hurry! 1066 01:19:40,818 --> 01:19:41,865 Let's go! 1067 01:19:42,569 --> 01:19:43,570 Fuck! 1068 01:19:44,571 --> 01:19:46,994 -Let's go! -Come on! 1069 01:19:52,246 --> 01:19:53,998 Hurry, come on! 1070 01:19:54,498 --> 01:19:55,841 Go, Augie, go! 1071 01:19:56,834 --> 01:19:58,677 Run! Run! 1072 01:20:10,180 --> 01:20:11,932 Where's the door? 1073 01:20:12,016 --> 01:20:14,110 There's got to be another exit. 1074 01:20:14,184 --> 01:20:15,606 I don't see one! 1075 01:20:15,686 --> 01:20:17,359 -We're trapped. -Shit. 1076 01:20:17,688 --> 01:20:18,985 -There's no way out of here. -Fuck. 1077 01:20:21,358 --> 01:20:22,735 -What do we do? -Give me your backpack. 1078 01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:24,945 What? What are you doing? 1079 01:20:30,284 --> 01:20:31,957 -What is that? -it's a bomb. 1080 01:20:32,286 --> 01:20:34,630 -You made a bomb? -What are you, the Taliban? 1081 01:20:34,705 --> 01:20:36,127 Either we die fast or we're eaten alive 1082 01:20:36,206 --> 01:20:37,583 and turn into one of those things! 1083 01:20:38,792 --> 01:20:40,214 Your choice. 1084 01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:44,632 -Shit. -Carter, give me your lighter. 1085 01:20:45,883 --> 01:20:46,884 Here. 1086 01:20:51,305 --> 01:20:52,648 Are you guys ready? 1087 01:20:56,894 --> 01:20:58,567 -Wait! -What? 1088 01:20:59,104 --> 01:21:00,151 I need to say something. 1089 01:21:00,230 --> 01:21:01,573 Ben, it's fine. 1090 01:21:01,648 --> 01:21:03,070 -You don't have to do this. -No, I do. 1091 01:21:04,068 --> 01:21:05,741 We should have never ditched you tonight, Augie. 1092 01:21:06,403 --> 01:21:08,497 What we did was really messed up. 1093 01:21:08,572 --> 01:21:10,916 He's right. We've been complete D-bags. 1094 01:21:11,408 --> 01:21:13,160 It's my fault. I never should have made you guys think 1095 01:21:13,243 --> 01:21:14,836 you had to be in Scouts forjust me. 1096 01:21:14,912 --> 01:21:16,505 No, that's just it! 1097 01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:18,833 I thought I wanted out, but I was just worried 1098 01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:21,840 what other people were gonna think. The truth is, 1099 01:21:23,253 --> 01:21:25,096 I love being a Scout. 1100 01:21:26,090 --> 01:21:29,094 And I love it because it's the reason I met you guys. 1101 01:21:32,179 --> 01:21:35,353 And I know tonight's been really crazy and fucked up, 1102 01:21:35,432 --> 01:21:36,854 but one good thing has happened. 1103 01:21:37,267 --> 01:21:38,940 And it's this, right now. 1104 01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:41,276 Us. 1105 01:21:41,438 --> 01:21:43,111 Being back together. 1106 01:21:45,776 --> 01:21:47,119 Scouts forever. 1107 01:21:50,030 --> 01:21:51,623 Scouts forever. 1108 01:21:53,784 --> 01:21:54,785 Scouts forever. 1109 01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:03,798 Ben? Is it really lame if I hold your hand right now? 1110 01:22:04,128 --> 01:22:05,129 No. 1111 01:22:08,382 --> 01:22:10,225 God damn it. This stupid thing! 1112 01:22:11,301 --> 01:22:12,974 -What are you doing? -it's out of fluid! 1113 01:22:13,053 --> 01:22:14,305 Here. Give me that. 1114 01:22:15,222 --> 01:22:16,644 Wait, do you have another lighter? 1115 01:22:20,477 --> 01:22:22,650 God damn it, Augie, we were supposed to die fast! 1116 01:22:25,149 --> 01:22:26,651 This is gonna hurt so bad. 1117 01:22:26,733 --> 01:22:28,235 Come on, Augie, you can do it! 1118 01:22:28,318 --> 01:22:30,571 Don't pressure me! I hate that! 1119 01:22:32,281 --> 01:22:34,659 Yo, dipshits! You just gonna sit there or what? 1120 01:22:36,076 --> 01:22:37,669 Where'd she come from? 1121 01:22:39,997 --> 01:22:41,499 Augie, leave it! 1122 01:22:48,964 --> 01:22:49,965 Augie, let's go! 1123 01:23:28,378 --> 01:23:29,800 Are you guys okay? 1124 01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:31,974 I'm alive. I'm alive! 1125 01:23:32,049 --> 01:23:33,801 Oh, my God! Augie! 1126 01:23:33,884 --> 01:23:35,886 -Dude! You're a genius! -It worked! 1127 01:23:35,969 --> 01:23:37,391 That was fucking awesome! 1128 01:23:37,471 --> 01:23:38,814 -Fuck, yeah, man! -It worked! 1129 01:23:40,891 --> 01:23:42,188 What the fuck? 1130 01:23:42,643 --> 01:23:44,395 Is that Scout Leader Rogers? 1131 01:23:46,897 --> 01:23:49,025 You got to hand it to him. The man is a fighter. 1132 01:23:50,317 --> 01:23:52,911 Shit. Does anybody have a weapon? 1133 01:23:52,986 --> 01:23:55,489 There's got to be something around here. 1134 01:24:13,257 --> 01:24:15,885 Every goddamn time! 1135 01:24:27,271 --> 01:24:28,693 Now you decide to show up. 1136 01:24:50,043 --> 01:24:51,135 Evacuation Heet 1137 01:24:51,211 --> 01:24:52,212 moving to secondary location. 1138 01:24:52,296 --> 01:24:53,718 Dude, you look like shit. 1139 01:24:53,797 --> 01:24:56,220 Yeah, well, what do you expect? I've been killing zombies all night. 1140 01:24:56,300 --> 01:24:57,893 Yeah, you were kind of badass last night. 1141 01:24:59,469 --> 01:25:00,937 Well, thanks for coming back. 1142 01:25:01,013 --> 01:25:02,390 Somebody's got to keep saving your ass. 1143 01:25:02,472 --> 01:25:03,815 Yeah, I guess so. 1144 01:25:04,474 --> 01:25:07,819 So, are we gonna hang out after this, or... 1145 01:25:08,228 --> 01:25:10,322 Come on, I feel like the four of us are a team now. 1146 01:25:10,397 --> 01:25:11,444 Relax, dude. 1147 01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:14,026 You've got some business to take care of right now. 1148 01:25:18,322 --> 01:25:20,165 Go for it. You got this. 1149 01:25:20,991 --> 01:25:23,119 -All right. -Go. 1150 01:25:28,332 --> 01:25:30,676 I am so happy that you're okay. 1151 01:25:34,796 --> 01:25:37,640 That's so sweet. Up top! 1152 01:25:37,841 --> 01:25:39,434 Dude, I'm not high-fiving that. 1153 01:25:39,509 --> 01:25:40,601 Come on. 1154 01:25:40,677 --> 01:25:42,600 You think I'm high-fiving that? 1155 01:25:42,679 --> 01:25:43,680 Come on! 1156 01:25:44,681 --> 01:25:46,024 Look at them! 1157 01:25:50,228 --> 01:25:51,571 Who are you? 1158 01:25:52,105 --> 01:25:53,448 I'm a Scout. 1159 01:25:58,028 --> 01:25:59,120 All right, well, this just means 1160 01:25:59,196 --> 01:26:00,448 I'm gonna fuck his mom. 1161 01:26:00,530 --> 01:26:01,702 What? 1162 01:28:26,927 --> 01:28:28,600 Come on. 1163 01:28:30,806 --> 01:28:32,103 The end. 1164 01:28:34,806 --> 01:28:37,103 Fixed & Synced By MoUsTaFa ZaKi 1164 01:28:38,305 --> 01:28:44,268 OpenSubtitles.org require your login in mx player for uploading subtitles, please login now