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All right, let's do
it again from the top.

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We can cue music.

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Marry me, marry me say yes

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marry me, marry me say yes

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marry me, marry me

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say yes, for the rest the rest

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I never seen forever oh, yeah

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I never seen forever in the wild

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but now I'm iookin' now
I'm iookin' in its eyes...

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Tomorrow night,
superstar Kat valdez

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and grammy-winning
hot, hot, hot bastian

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will make history
when they perform

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their new hit song marry me
and exchange vows

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in front of the whole world.
20 million people.

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See you tomorrow.

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I'll be the one in the veil.

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And guess who's gonna be
one of them. Me!

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Okay, I hear that she is wearing
a zuhair murad custom gown

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with 10, 000
hand-beaded crystals.

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I feel so grateful right now

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that everything
is the way it is.

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I have a beautiful fiance

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who's so supportive
and loving and...

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I feel so grateful for the
American fans because

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they are supporting me and Kat
in a very nice way.

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Marry me is sweeping
the country.

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Planning the wedding show
has been insane.

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Strike that, the world.

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Kat valdez and bastian
are taking their vows onstage

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in New York City tomorrow night,

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and then jetting off
to a private island

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where they'll make, let's hope,
more beautiful music together.

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City national bank,

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bank of the stars,
presents marry me.

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The end of a tour and
the beginning of a lifetime.

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And with me is Colin Calloway,
her manager. How are you?

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I'm very well, Justin.
How are you?

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I'm good. Now, I heard
this was all bastian's idea.

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Uh, no, no no, they both wanted
to give something back to the fans.

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You know, combined, they have a
social reach of over 200 million people?

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Uh, yeah, of course I
know that. I'm the manager.

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Who's her bridesmaid? Uh...

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What about her exes?
Will they be in the audience?

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They got some people,
uh, waiting for me,

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just_ sopnuustgonnago
and deal with that.

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Bye, guys.

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I hate dealing with managers.

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Marry me

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I want you in my life so bad

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ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma ma-ma-ma

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marry me

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Can somebody get this cart?

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Can somebody help me?

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It's a gift from pasquale Bruni.

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I mean, if you don't
like it, I'll take it.

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Ah, that's beautiful. Oh!

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Um, let's pack it
for the honeymoon.

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Okay. Okay?

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Oh, more flowers.

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My god, this is insane.

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This is nothing. There's
a moving Van on park

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stuffed with wedding gifts,
including a stove.

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Someone got me a stove?
It's from a fan.

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Who thinks I don't have a stove?

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Yeah, Tyra?

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Donate all of it.

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Oh, it's Tom from iheartradio.

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Tom, the man himself.
Talk to me.

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Of course I've got
some tickets for you,

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even if we are
completely sold out.

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I don't think there's
a single person in this city

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who's not clamoring
to come to this wedding.

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Think this is one of my better
lunches, but you be the judge.

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Dad, don't mess up my hair.

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I thought that gave
you good luck.

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That was, like, a long time ago.

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I think it was
about a month ago.

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How great is this?

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Going to the same
school together.

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Mm-hm. Great.

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And, Lou, you probably
won't see that much of me.

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I know that could be
a problem for you,

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but if you need to
see me anytime...

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I ont lhkethe independence.

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Good.

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Oh, and you know the student
that you're shadowing, Esther?

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Full disclosure,
Esther is in my math club,

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but I don't want you to
feel any pressure to join.

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I'm notjoining.

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Tough audience.

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Um... dad?

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Can I go in alone? Of course.

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I was just gonna ask you
the same thing.

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If I could walk in alone,

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you know, for my street cred.

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I love you!

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You may be good at football,

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you may be good at track,

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butwhen it comes
to math clubs...

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You better watch your back!

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Coolidge pi-thons attack!

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Yes! What's our number?

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3.141592...

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65839...

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65839... Percy, we got it. Good.

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Okay, remember,
if you sit in the question,

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the answer will find you.

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Terrific job today.
I love the energy.

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I'm telling you, if we bring that to
the mathalon finals, we win the...

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Yeah. Oh, Esther,
you got a second?

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How's Lou doing? She good?

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I think so.

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You know, she's great
at math, so at some point,

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I wouldn't be surprised
if she starts asking

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about maybe
joining the pi-thons.

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'Cause, you know,
at her last school,

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she made it to
the mathalon finals.

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Really? She never
mentioned that.

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You know, that's the
thing. She's really shy.

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Oh, not at all. She was
telling me abouthervacafion

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and about this guy named David.

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David? My ex's new husband?

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What did she say about him?

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No, it doesn't matter.
Never mind.

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Actually, go ahead. Tell me.

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Oh, just that he's awesome

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and no matter what
they do, it's always cool

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and exciting and,
you know... fun.

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Yeah. Gotcha.

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All right. Okay. Thanks, Esther.

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I guess they're going
cave diving.

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Yeah. Hm. Cave diving.

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Where?

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In a stairwell,
spying on your daughter.

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Really?
We're not spying.

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We're-we're just watching
from a distance.

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We're not spying.

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Look, she had a hard time
at her last school.

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I just want to make sure
she's okay.

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So, what, you thought you'd
hook her up with the cool kids?

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Parker, you're supposed
to set a good example

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as the guidance counselor.

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I am setting the best example
with my look and my vibe alone.

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Jesus, kids still do the robot?

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Marry me, marry me, say...

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Is that a marry me
ringtone? Guilty.

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What's marry me?

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It's Kat and bastian's new song.

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It's everyone's new song.

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It's my new song.
It's not mine.

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People are gonna propose to it.

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They're gonna post videos of
themselves dancing to it down the aisle.

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Are you ready to
be jealous? Yes.

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I'm taking my new girlfriend
roxy and her ex-girlfriend

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to their
concert/wedding. Shut up.

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Where she's gonna
look at me and say...

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Hi, baby.

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Hi, love.

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Did you see my post?

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No. You post something?

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So, do you like it?

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I love it.

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I love you.

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I love you more, baby.

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When'll you be home?
About an hour.

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You know there's about
a thousand people

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in this apartment
right now? What?

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I know.

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20 million?

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Yeah, of course.

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Oh, my god. This has gotten
so out of control.

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I'm on with Kat. Wait.

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Yeah, I just...

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Now I just wish it was me
and you on a beach somewhere.

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No, my love.

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You deserve the biggest
wedding in the world.

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And tomorrow's gonna be
the best night of our lives.

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Can't wait.
I can't wait either, baby.

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WoWhere's Kat?

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An interview in ten minutes.

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Look what I just found.

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Scootover

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I was just looking
through some old pictures.

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And look at this one I saw of you,
me and mom in Jamaica, parasailing.

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We went parasailing?

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Do you not remember?

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I mean, to be honest,

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I don't remember
you together at all.

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Well, we were, and we had fun.

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I get it, dad.
You were a fun guy.

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I was, and I am a fun guy.

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But, you know,

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it's not just about fun.

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It's-it's harder than that.

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It's work. It's...

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Well, think about tank.

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When tank was a puppy.

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You remember that?
Yeah.

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You remember how fun he was

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and playing tug-of-war
with the frisbee

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and himjumping around?

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And now he's old,
and his eyes don't work,

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and you don't know how
many good years he has left,

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but you still...
Dad, is tank dying?

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No. No.

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I'm sorry, I... tank's good.

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I got a little off track.

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I was just...
What I meant is that

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love is about sacrifice
and the day-to-day.

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Um, dad, uh,
can I go to sleep now?

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Yeah, of course. Yeah.

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Okay. Okay. Good night.

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Night.

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Last time she
was here, Kat valdez,

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who let's just say
is no stranger to weddings...

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Said she wanted to do
something smaller,

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understated, intimate,

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with just, say,
5,000 of their closest fans.

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I mean friends.

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Just a simple wedding
for a simple gal.

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Just like mom's wedding was.

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Hey, good morning, New York.

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It's 102.7. This is seacrest with you.

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Kat and
bastian fans, it's Enrique Santos with you.

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Tonight, Kat valdez and bastian

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will give it all they got
and tie the knot.

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Today is the big day.

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That shit is crazy, man.

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"Then on the shore
of the wide world lstand alone, and think"

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"till love and fame
to nothingness do sink."

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It's keats. You think
he'll like it?

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If somebody explains it
to him, yeah.

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It's beautiful.

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Oh, today is your wedding day!

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Aah! Yeah! Yes! Yes!

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Get it. Get it.

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Tomorrow would've been
our anniversary.

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You guys went out
for what, two weeks?

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17 days, if you include
the breakup.

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And she dumped me with a text.

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So rude.

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Come to the Kat valdez concert
with me tonight.

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Parker, I'm not
a big concert person.

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Listen, this is a
once-in-a-lifetime invitation,

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and you don't even get
it. This is halley's comet.

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It's you wearing an outfit
that flatters your body.

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It's very rare.

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Okay, I've got Lou tonight.

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Good. I've got three tickets.

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Bring her.

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Maybe she'll think you're fun.

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Church, church church, church

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church, church, church

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like church, church,
church, church

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yeah

256
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:51,944
I'm down on my knees

257
00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:54,238
I've fallen for you

258
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,323
you've opened my gates

259
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,867
and showed me the truth

260
00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:03,038
I'm born again
I'm feeling renewed

261
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,332
you showed me the way

262
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:08,168
I'm baptized in you

263
00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:10,504
I feel it in my chest

264
00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:13,924
I got you in my head,
I'm putting on my best

265
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,677
like I'm in church
church, church

266
00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,263
screaming out your name

267
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,348
got me feeling safe

268
00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,976
it's a new day
like I'm in church

269
00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:25,894
church, church, church

270
00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:28,063
you make me sing out

271
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,107
"Hallelujah"

272
00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:33,902
this kind of love will
do it to ya

273
00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:36,864
like church, church,
church, church

274
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,365
church, church, church

275
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,075
like church, church

276
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,535
church, church

277
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,245
yeah

278
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,163
ready to say "I do"

279
00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:47,666
making this woman true

280
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,085
yes, honest to god it's true

281
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,296
church, church church, church

282
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,214
ready to say "I do"

283
00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:56,633
making this woman true

284
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:59,386
yes, honest to god it's true

285
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,513
church, church church, church

286
00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:05,976
you make me sing out,
"hallelujah," testify

287
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:09,521
this kind of love
will do it to ya

288
00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:12,274
like church, church
church, church

289
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:13,984
church, church, church

290
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,070
like church, church
church, church

291
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,363
yeah

292
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:20,782
yeah, hey, hey, baby

293
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:22,326
I'm in church

294
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,870
church, church church, church

295
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:27,372
ooh, I'm in church with you

296
00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:29,791
I'm in church with you

297
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:33,503
yeah, yeah

298
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,715
yeah, lord almighty

299
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,513
WoWe love you, Kat!

300
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:44,765
Yeah!

301
00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,808
Thank you so much for being here

302
00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:49,895
on such a monumentally
special occasion.

303
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,980
How's everybody feeling tonight?

304
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,570
Are there any latinos
in the house?

305
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,409
Well, I am looking
for one in particular.

306
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,372
Yeah!

307
00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:10,290
Yes.

308
00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:12,334
Ooh, hold this.

309
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,965
Hey, roxy, check out
my new best friends.

310
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:19,758
Oh, yeah, and suck it!

311
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,471
That beautiful woman
is gonna be my wife.

312
00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:28,058
I should've worn my onesie.

313
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,851
Charlie.

314
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:43,865
Yeah.

315
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,325
Something's wrong.

316
00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:47,119
Where? Page six.

317
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,793
Are you guys
ready for the wedding?

318
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,394
Where's Tyra? Woman:
In bastian's dressing room.

319
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,768
Oh, perfect. Dancers,
to the stage in five!

320
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:25,157
Mel! Where's Mel?

321
00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:29,911
What's everybody looking at?

322
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:36,710
I know the groom is not supposed
to see the bride before the wedding.

323
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,296
Can I just say, "wow."

324
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,257
Ladies and gentlemen...

325
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,262
The moment you've all
been waiting for.

326
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,065
What's the matter?
Everything's fine.

327
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,459
Something's weird.
Nothing to worry about.

328
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:00,650
What's everybody looking at?

329
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,736
Forget about them.
Give me your phone.

330
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:05,238
Now!

331
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,158
It might not be real.

332
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,370
Marry me! Marry me!

333
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,417
An anonymous poster
sent us this hot video

334
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:19,377
that's gonna blow your mind.

335
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,922
Kat valdez's
husband-to-be bastian

336
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:25,217
was caught cheating on her
with her assistant.

337
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,727
Can I get a witness?

338
00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:40,607
Marry me!

339
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,641
Can you...
Can you stop the music?

340
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:17,602
Oh, shit.

341
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:20,856
And, uh, can you
turn up the house lights?

342
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,069
Yeah.

343
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,701
We love you, Kat.

344
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,452
Kat, we love you!
Kat!

345
00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:37,330
I'm okay.
Kat, you're a goddess!

346
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,793
I'm told that, uh...

347
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:47,382
20 million people are

348
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:50,927
supposed to watch me
sing marry me

349
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,429
to the love of my life...

350
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,893
And then watch
as we take our vows.

351
00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:03,857
I didn't know she was
gonna do this. Beautiful.

352
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:08,028
So it's only natural that I would
want to see who I'm talking to.

353
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,072
We love you!
Kat, we love you!

354
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:14,075
Probably didn't know
about this either, did you?

355
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,036
Only natural that
I say something,

356
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,288
if not about marriage,

357
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,999
then about... love.

358
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,503
Because that's what
we're all looking for, right?

359
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,381
Love? Yes!

360
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,109
A page six exclusive...

361
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:33,178
We get so caught up in what
we want our life to be that...

362
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:40,268
We forget what our love
actually is.

363
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,652
A lie.

364
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,654
It's okay! We love you!

365
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,989
A fairy tale that
you sold yourself so long ago

366
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,784
that you forgot
that wasn't real.

367
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,500
But deep down, you knew.

368
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,793
We love you, Kat.

369
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,046
We love you, Kat!

370
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,298
We love you!

371
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,133
She's making a fool of herself.

372
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,010
No.

373
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,137
Somehow you knew.

374
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:17,472
You did that.

375
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:23,061
You realize that
it wasn't love at all.

376
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,355
You were just in love

377
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,984
with the idea of who
you wanted that person to be.

378
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,945
But you can't marry an idea.

379
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,390
You know, they say, if you
want something different,

380
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,499
you have to do
something different.

381
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:50,171
So this time,
for the first time,

382
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,717
you make a different choice.

383
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:59,723
You jump off a cliff so high
you can't even see the fall.

384
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,936
And you just...

385
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,567
I don't know. I don't know.

386
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:15,530
Say yes.

387
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:27,751
Why not?

388
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,462
Sure.

389
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,049
I'll marry you.

390
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,592
You.

391
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,180
Dad. Dad, that's you.

392
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,663
Thought it would be bastian,

393
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,600
but it's just some guy
wearing a windbreaker.

394
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,910
Maybe he's a celebrity
wearing a mask.

395
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,686
Is this for real?
Yeah, it's for real!

396
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,355
Jesus. She's talking to you.

397
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,023
Charlie, go! Go!

398
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,861
Go!

399
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,781
Go! Go! Go!

400
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,523
Oh, my god.

401
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,282
Do you, Katrina valdez,

402
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:45,161
take this guy to be
your lawfully wedded husband?

403
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:48,039
And, I mean, really take him.
Think hard, girl.

404
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,087
I do.
Wait, what?

405
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,840
And do you, some guy,

406
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,551
take Kat to be your lawfully
wedded wife?

407
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,511
WoNo! Bastian!

408
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,638
Do it! Yeah!

409
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,558
It's on you, bro.

410
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,524
Say yes!

411
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:16,651
Okay.

412
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,153
We'll take "okay."

413
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:21,698
By the power vested in me
by the state of New York,

414
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,700
I now declare you

415
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:25,743
husband and wife.

416
00:21:58,443 --> 00:21:59,986
Kat. Get the hell away from me.

417
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,946
Can I just explain...
I'm serious!

418
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:03,948
Get her out of here!
Clear this area.

419
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:07,160
Everybody out, please.
What's going on? What happened?

420
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:14,876
Screw you, bastian!

421
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:17,279
We got in that fight in Miami,
then you told me to get out.

422
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:18,588
Oh, so this is all my fault?

423
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:19,839
It's nothing. It was nothing.

424
00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:21,508
Get me out of here.

425
00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:22,884
Vvah. Just... whoa, just...

426
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:25,845
Who the hell do you think
you are, man? Some fan?

427
00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:27,847
No, I'm not a fan. Just...

428
00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:29,265
Well, I mean, I am now.

429
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,910
Okay. We're done. You
lot, get your phones down.

430
00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:32,769
Show's over. Go, go, go.

431
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,121
Carl, take these two
round the back.

432
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:35,372
I'll have you send
decoys round the front.

433
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,916
Listen.
Just get him out of here!

434
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:39,150
Hey, move.

435
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,860
Hold him there. Hold him there.

436
00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:42,070
Terry, I'm good.

437
00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:10,848
That was crazy.

438
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:17,689
I'm sorry. I don't know
exactly what to say

439
00:23:17,772 --> 00:23:20,567
or what just happened,
but I know on some level

440
00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:23,027
you must have really
cared about that guy.

441
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:26,197
I was marrying him.

442
00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:28,950
Good point.

443
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:37,000
He's going to age badly.

444
00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:41,588
No, he's not.

445
00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:43,965
Yeah, you're right.

446
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:46,175
He's probably just gonna
get better looking.

447
00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:54,475
I'm really sorry about all this.

448
00:23:57,562 --> 00:23:59,063
Me, too.

449
00:24:11,576 --> 00:24:12,952
You gonna be okay?

450
00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:16,497
Jeff will take you home.

451
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:19,000
Okay. Good night.

452
00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:30,571
Charlie, finally.

453
00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:32,138
Hey. How's Lou?

454
00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:34,057
She's fine. She's at her
mom's. Where are you?

455
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,975
I'm in a garage.
I'm on my way home.

456
00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:37,286
Hold on. You're saying
you haven't seen it?

457
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:39,228
Oh, my god. You are everywhere.

458
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:40,563
Online, on television, on...

459
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:41,939
What do you mean "television"?

460
00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:44,001
Did you
hear Kat valdez got married

461
00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:45,502
to a different stranger
at the concert tonight?

462
00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:47,779
Do you believe that?

463
00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:49,214
On the way home
from the concert tonight,

464
00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,324
Kat valdez also left
the guy from the concert,

465
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,493
then married her uber driver,
and then...

466
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:57,246
Now he's-he's driving them
to the honeymoon

467
00:24:57,330 --> 00:24:59,666
in Turks and Caicos, where
she will marry the bellboy.

468
00:24:59,749 --> 00:25:02,627
It's very... it's all...
It's all happening...

469
00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:10,718
There you are.

470
00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:15,807
You need anything?

471
00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:22,230
Just_

472
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,816
Tell me it didn't happen.

473
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:28,861
Why do I always
pick the wrong guy?

474
00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:34,992
I let everyone down.

475
00:25:35,076 --> 00:25:37,787
No, no. No, you didn't.

476
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,789
I can't get out of my own way.

477
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,416
Come here. Come here.

478
00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:44,085
It's all right.

479
00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,336
We'll figure it out.

480
00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:48,631
I promise.

481
00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:49,966
I promise.

482
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:52,385
We'll figure it out.

483
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:55,930
Well, the good news is
there was a wedding last night.

484
00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:58,975
The bad news is
it was not a joke.

485
00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:00,393
I have two things to say.

486
00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:03,354
First, Kat, we love you...
It's bastian.

487
00:26:03,438 --> 00:26:05,064
He says he just
needs five minutes.

488
00:26:05,148 --> 00:26:06,774
Hang up and turn that off.

489
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,651
I got to go.

490
00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:10,278
God, he's unbelievable.

491
00:26:10,361 --> 00:26:11,571
What now?

492
00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:13,156
Well, he's going to Puerto Rico.

493
00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:14,675
He says he needs
to get his head together.

494
00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:15,992
Huh. Whatever.

495
00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:18,035
Kat, he was crying.

496
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:19,370
Not helping.

497
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:25,918
You all right?

498
00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:30,214
Okay, well, I did
a bit of digging last night,

499
00:26:30,298 --> 00:26:32,925
and it turns out, out of
10,000 potential dumpster fires,

500
00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:35,052
you picked a decent,
straight, single father

501
00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:37,054
with no criminal record,
and get this,

502
00:26:37,138 --> 00:26:38,556
he's a maths teacher.

503
00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:40,057
And that's good? It's great.

504
00:26:40,141 --> 00:26:41,434
He's not gonna be a problem.

505
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,352
I say we offer $5,000,

506
00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:45,938
get him to sign an nda
and let it all blow over.

507
00:26:54,155 --> 00:26:55,406
Or I could stay married to him.

508
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:00,953
You're kidding.

509
00:27:01,704 --> 00:27:02,872
You're kidding.

510
00:27:04,874 --> 00:27:06,125
You're not kidding.

511
00:27:06,209 --> 00:27:07,668
You can't. We can't.

512
00:27:07,752 --> 00:27:10,129
It's not legal.
We didn't file papers.

513
00:27:10,213 --> 00:27:11,506
So file the papers.

514
00:27:11,756 --> 00:27:12,840
Wha...

515
00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:15,635
I mean, play
the record through here.

516
00:27:15,718 --> 00:27:17,094
I started something last night,

517
00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:19,514
and if I don't finish it,
I look crazy.

518
00:27:19,597 --> 00:27:21,432
"Er." you'll look crazier.

519
00:27:22,725 --> 00:27:23,935
Namaste.

520
00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:27,021
Yeah, we got to get
out in front of this.

521
00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:30,274
Now, he thinks he can publicly
humiliate me? Screw him.

522
00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:34,195
This is a manic response
to an insane situation.

523
00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:36,405
No, we have to change
the narrative.

524
00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:38,049
All right? I'm not
marrying him forever.

525
00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:41,369
It's just for a month,
uh, a few months.

526
00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:43,120
Now, presuming
the man you married

527
00:27:43,204 --> 00:27:45,498
doesn't have a girlfriend
or a life,

528
00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:47,875
and presuming I can
get him to agree,

529
00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:50,211
I'm not sure exactly what
we're telling the world.

530
00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:52,421
You don't want to be a joke.

531
00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:55,174
I don't want to be
the punchline.

532
00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:59,887
We have to embrace the
spontaneity of the moment

533
00:27:59,971 --> 00:28:01,347
andjustsay_.

534
00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:05,685
"Nothing else has worked."

535
00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:10,815
"Maybe this will."

536
00:28:18,948 --> 00:28:20,008
You know what they say to do

537
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:22,118
when your car's skidding
out of control, Colin?

538
00:28:22,952 --> 00:28:24,745
Close your eyes and pray?

539
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,125
Hit the gas and turn into it.

540
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,376
Wait, what are you saying?

541
00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:32,128
Rethink the paradigm.

542
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,880
We're not selling
the world a fairy tale.

543
00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:35,631
We're taking the
fairy tale off the table.

544
00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:36,942
That's what you did last night.

545
00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:38,342
Yeah. That's what I did?

546
00:28:38,426 --> 00:28:40,529
Look, I was just trying to
help someone who seemed like

547
00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:42,030
they were in the middle
of a nervous breakdown.

548
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:44,056
We're calling it
a break from tradition.

549
00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:46,642
A moment of clarity where
she picked you out of a crowd

550
00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:48,978
and you, my friend, picked her.

551
00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:50,897
I don't even know her.

552
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:53,482
Kat valdez is a legend.

553
00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:55,818
Self-made. She was
raised by a single father

554
00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:58,112
who died before she had
any kind of success.

555
00:28:58,446 --> 00:28:59,906
Now she's a woman north of 35

556
00:28:59,989 --> 00:29:02,450
in a business that
marginalizes women at any age.

557
00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:04,744
People love their artists
to bare their souls,

558
00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:06,245
then vilify them
if they go too far.

559
00:29:06,329 --> 00:29:08,122
Well, I'm not gonna
let them do that to her.

560
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:10,249
Andlh1asmng you to help me. How?

561
00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:12,710
Stand beside her
for three months.

562
00:29:12,793 --> 00:29:14,062
And what does
she think about this?

563
00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:15,713
It was her idea.

564
00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:18,257
Yeah. She had the idea for...

565
00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:20,384
What if we offered you $10,000?

566
00:29:20,468 --> 00:29:22,762
No. No, no, no. Wrong approach.

567
00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:24,597
Offer him, like, a fundraiser.

568
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,932
He'll go for that.

569
00:29:26,015 --> 00:29:29,352
Oh... hi.
I'm sorry. Are you two...

570
00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:30,728
Ew. Gross. No.

571
00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:33,105
Parker debs, guidance
counselor. Same school.

572
00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:35,858
How about, uh, we host a
fundraiser for your math club?

573
00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,652
Don't answer that. Okay.

574
00:29:37,735 --> 00:29:41,447
What about if it's, like, instead
of three months, it's six months,

575
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:44,575
and it could be,
like, a whole math wing?

576
00:29:44,659 --> 00:29:46,577
I'm thinking about the children.

577
00:29:46,661 --> 00:29:48,287
Yeah, this is ridiculous.

578
00:29:48,371 --> 00:29:51,916
I don't think anyone's gonna believe
that she's gonna go from bastian to me.

579
00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:53,501
That's a good point.
Well, the fact is

580
00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:55,503
that she did go
from bastian to you.

581
00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:56,754
Counterpoint.

582
00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:58,589
We're not pretending
youteinlove.

583
00:29:58,673 --> 00:30:00,233
We're just gonna say
that you're getting

584
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:01,777
to know each other,
and if it goes further,

585
00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:03,028
then great, and if it doesn't...

586
00:30:03,052 --> 00:30:04,428
It won't. Come...

587
00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:07,139
Not with that attitude.
Well, then it doesn't have to.

588
00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:09,976
This is about this moment.

589
00:30:10,059 --> 00:30:13,479
Managing the media
frenzy until things die down.

590
00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:15,064
I have a daughter.

591
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,692
I don't want to drag her
into the middle of a circus.

592
00:30:17,775 --> 00:30:19,652
I can assure you,
we won't impinge

593
00:30:19,735 --> 00:30:21,821
on your life whatsoever.

594
00:30:22,363 --> 00:30:24,281
How does it feel
to not be a nobody?

595
00:30:24,365 --> 00:30:26,635
How do you feel about her being
so much hotter than you, Charlie?

596
00:30:26,659 --> 00:30:27,827
Hey, Charlie! Right here!

597
00:30:27,910 --> 00:30:29,930
Hey, Charlie, are you gonna go through
with this? Where's the honeymoon?

598
00:30:29,954 --> 00:30:31,622
Did you get a good look at him?

599
00:30:31,706 --> 00:30:33,249
Yeah. He's cute.

600
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:34,667
What?

601
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,419
He's fine. Hey.

602
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:38,212
Charlie, come in.

603
00:30:39,714 --> 00:30:41,090
Oh, she's right there. Jesus.

604
00:30:42,091 --> 00:30:43,175
Come over, guys.

605
00:30:43,259 --> 00:30:44,927
Charlie, Kat. Kat, Charlie.

606
00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:46,345
Hi. Oh. How are you? Oh.

607
00:30:48,139 --> 00:30:50,516
Okay.
I'm Parker.

608
00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:53,310
I'm... I am the one who
brought Charlie to the concert,

609
00:30:53,394 --> 00:30:54,538
so I'm... Yep.

610
00:30:54,562 --> 00:30:56,939
Basically, I guess I'm
responsible for this whole thing.

611
00:30:57,648 --> 00:30:58,858
Hi, Parker.

612
00:30:58,941 --> 00:30:59,942
Hey, Kat.

613
00:31:01,235 --> 00:31:02,820
Would you do me a favor,

614
00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:04,697
uh, just two seconds,
and just say,

615
00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:06,282
"roxy, you really blew it"?

616
00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:08,826
Today show is a go
at 10:00 on Tuesday.

617
00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:10,703
Sorry. They want...

618
00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:11,829
Charlie.

619
00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:15,416
Charlie in studio
and Kat remote from London.

620
00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:16,539
Kat. Excuse me one second.

621
00:31:16,584 --> 00:31:18,169
Okay.
I just have to take a call.

622
00:31:18,252 --> 00:31:19,795
Bye, Kat everything's set up...

623
00:31:19,879 --> 00:31:22,065
She's like a real person.
All right, so what's going on?

624
00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:23,716
Oh, we're booking
interviews all week.

625
00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:25,359
Uh-huh. I thought
that's what today was.

626
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:27,261
No, no. Today's more
of a press conference.

627
00:31:27,344 --> 00:31:30,115
But throughout the next few weeks,
we're gonna have some sit-downs and b-roll

628
00:31:30,139 --> 00:31:32,034
and news outlets following us,
charting the progress

629
00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:33,601
as you two get
to know each other.

630
00:31:33,684 --> 00:31:34,727
It's all in your email.

631
00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:36,010
I don't check my emails a lot.

632
00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:38,439
How do you schedule your life
if you don't check your email?

633
00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:40,399
Easy. I can't do anything

634
00:31:40,483 --> 00:31:43,069
between 8:00 and 3:00
Monday through Friday,

635
00:31:43,152 --> 00:31:44,653
and I have math club aflerschool

636
00:31:44,737 --> 00:31:46,238
and three days a week,
I have my kid.

637
00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:48,407
Beyond that,
I'm pretty much available.

638
00:31:48,491 --> 00:31:50,743
So, sorry... Melissa.

639
00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:52,912
Melissa, you're gonna
have to move the today show.

640
00:31:52,995 --> 00:31:54,080
What? Excuse me?

641
00:31:54,163 --> 00:31:55,748
We don't move the today show.

642
00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:58,250
We move for the today show.

643
00:31:58,334 --> 00:31:59,895
He's gonna have to shift his
schedule. Okay, I'll handle it.

644
00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:01,921
Okay, I can handle my own life.

645
00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:03,672
I can help him handle it.

646
00:32:03,756 --> 00:32:06,008
Uh, Melissa, shouldn't
you be posting vitamix?

647
00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:07,343
That's Tyra's job.

648
00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:10,346
Oh. Right.

649
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:11,698
Morning, everybody.
I don't know about you guys,

650
00:32:11,722 --> 00:32:13,802
but when I get up in the
morning, I like to meditate.

651
00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:15,976
I also love to have fresh juice.

652
00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:18,938
So I like tojuice daily
with my vitamix.

653
00:32:19,021 --> 00:32:22,024
I take my fresh Greens,
mix and go.

654
00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:23,708
Okay, look, I hate
to interrupt an artist

655
00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:25,778
while she's juicing,
but we're gonna have to draw

656
00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:27,571
a hard line when it comes
to the students

657
00:32:27,655 --> 00:32:29,782
and the schedule, okay? Yeah.

658
00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:31,117
You're a little shiny.

659
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,619
Awesome. Let's take a selfie.

660
00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:36,288
I don't feel comfortable.

661
00:32:36,372 --> 00:32:38,499
I really don't feel this
is my world. It's natural.

662
00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:40,459
It just feels like everyone
walking around

663
00:32:40,543 --> 00:32:42,128
is, like, a sycophant.

664
00:32:42,211 --> 00:32:44,839
Everything in her life
is sponsored.

665
00:32:44,922 --> 00:32:47,025
I know, but don't ruin this
for me. No, but listen to me.

666
00:32:47,049 --> 00:32:48,968
Hey.

667
00:32:49,552 --> 00:32:50,928
How we doing? I'm sorry.

668
00:32:51,011 --> 00:32:53,013
I don't... I don't think
it's gonna work out.

669
00:32:53,097 --> 00:32:54,098
It's just perspective.

670
00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:55,474
No, it's not just perspective.

671
00:32:55,558 --> 00:32:57,643
You see her as some pop star
with endorsement deals,

672
00:32:57,726 --> 00:32:59,562
a narcissist who takes
meaningless selfies,

673
00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:00,688
but that's not the full...

674
00:33:00,771 --> 00:33:02,582
Well, I mean, is a selfie
ever meaningful? I mean...

675
00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:03,607
Look up.

676
00:33:03,691 --> 00:33:05,109
Look, I don't mean
to be negative,

677
00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:07,528
but I'm not a big
social media person.

678
00:33:07,611 --> 00:33:09,446
I feel it's kind of
a distorted reality.

679
00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:11,532
I'm so glad I came
to your Ted talk.

680
00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:14,368
No, come on. I see it
all the time in my students.

681
00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:15,679
It's...
WoKat's ready to walk.

682
00:33:15,703 --> 00:33:16,704
Okay, she's ready.

683
00:33:16,787 --> 00:33:19,415
Social media
can also reach people.

684
00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:21,041
No, I know. Yeah.
It can be a tool.

685
00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:22,519
You know what a tool is,
though, right, Charlie?

686
00:33:22,543 --> 00:33:24,920
Okay. Thank you, Melissa.
Burn.

687
00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:28,507
I know this is a lot.

688
00:33:28,591 --> 00:33:30,467
Just go out there
and be yourself.

689
00:33:30,551 --> 00:33:32,845
Myself probably
wouldn't be here, but...

690
00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:34,406
Listen, if you don't
want to do this...

691
00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:37,057
Uh... what, then I leave?

692
00:33:38,142 --> 00:33:39,327
I thought you said
he was into this.

693
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:41,353
He is. He can hear you.

694
00:33:41,437 --> 00:33:44,607
Ladies and gentlemen, Kat
valdez and her new husband,

695
00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:45,983
Charlie Gilbert.

696
00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:54,867
So, you think it's romantic
marrying a complete stranger?

697
00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:57,786
Uh, impulsive, without a plan.

698
00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:01,373
But, hey, look where my
plans got me.

699
00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:02,875
So, you just

700
00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:04,352
threw caution to the wind
and thought...

701
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,212
I didn't think, actually.

702
00:34:06,295 --> 00:34:07,630
It was a moment.

703
00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:09,506
You're banking a lifetime
on a moment?

704
00:34:09,590 --> 00:34:11,967
No, I'm banking a moment
on a moment.

705
00:34:12,051 --> 00:34:14,136
Get enough of those,
and that's a lifetime.

706
00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:16,013
You know nothing
about each other.

707
00:34:16,096 --> 00:34:17,556
Did you think twice?

708
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,641
Charlie?

709
00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:20,476
People meet randomly
all the time.

710
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:22,561
Ata... atabaror...

711
00:34:22,645 --> 00:34:23,646
Online.

712
00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:25,981
Yeah, online, at 7-Eleven.

713
00:34:27,775 --> 00:34:29,526
I mean, why is this any crazier?

714
00:34:29,610 --> 00:34:32,112
To state the obvious,
you got married.

715
00:34:34,365 --> 00:34:36,659
Yeah, and...

716
00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:39,370
Now we get to know each other.

717
00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:42,122
But not as man and wife?
No.

718
00:34:42,206 --> 00:34:44,124
That would be nuts.

719
00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:45,376
Just for her.

720
00:34:45,459 --> 00:34:47,586
For me, it would
be pretty amazing.

721
00:34:49,505 --> 00:34:53,509
Last night, I held up a friend's
sign asking a woman to marry me,

722
00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:57,596
and she said, yes,
and I did, and...

723
00:34:59,515 --> 00:35:01,392
You know, I did it not,

724
00:35:01,475 --> 00:35:02,869
you know, because
she was beautiful...

725
00:35:02,893 --> 00:35:04,561
Well, maybe a little...

726
00:35:04,645 --> 00:35:07,439
Uh, but it just seemed like,

727
00:35:07,523 --> 00:35:09,608
in the moment,
the right thing to do.

728
00:35:09,692 --> 00:35:13,404
So, what, you just saw
each other and said, yes?

729
00:35:16,365 --> 00:35:18,075
Yes.

730
00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:21,078
And that doesn't seem frivolous?

731
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,666
Historically, marriage
was transactional.

732
00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:28,043
It was about
expanding your empire,

733
00:35:28,127 --> 00:35:31,255
and a woman's value was
based on what she brought.

734
00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:33,698
Like, "you give me a heifer,
and I'll give you my daughter."

735
00:35:35,718 --> 00:35:37,195
It's terrible.
I know. That's...

736
00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:39,388
You know, I didn't
come up with it.

737
00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:43,058
But it really was
a business deal,

738
00:35:43,142 --> 00:35:45,227
and itwasn't designed
to be about love,

739
00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:49,023
and maybe that's where people
kind of get tripped up now.

740
00:35:49,106 --> 00:35:51,692
Male This is your
second marriage, right, Charlie?

741
00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:53,444
You wouldn't want to fail again.

742
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,825
Well, you haven't lived
unless you've failed, bill.

743
00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:01,952
You should know that
from your time at cnbc.

744
00:36:03,579 --> 00:36:06,874
Listen, what we did was crazy.

745
00:36:06,957 --> 00:36:08,834
We know that, but, you know,

746
00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:11,670
it was just truly
a leap of faith.

747
00:36:12,421 --> 00:36:15,466
The rules as they exist
pretty much suck for women.

748
00:36:15,549 --> 00:36:18,010
I mean, why do we have
to wait for men to propose?

749
00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:20,346
Why is everything on his terms?

750
00:36:20,429 --> 00:36:23,182
No, I think it is time
to shake things up.

751
00:36:23,265 --> 00:36:24,975
How about this? We pick the guy,

752
00:36:25,059 --> 00:36:28,187
we keep our name and
let him earn the right to stay.

753
00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:36,779
That was terrific.

754
00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:38,405
No, no, seriously.
Oh, and listen.

755
00:36:38,489 --> 00:36:39,698
Don't worry about Tuesday.

756
00:36:39,782 --> 00:36:41,092
We'll adjust our schedule
around yours.

757
00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:42,594
It'll be fine.
Thanks. I appreciate it.

758
00:36:42,618 --> 00:36:43,869
No, of course. We'll try not to

759
00:36:43,952 --> 00:36:45,412
turn your life
upside down too much.

760
00:36:45,496 --> 00:36:47,873
I think it might be
a little too late for that.

761
00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:49,541
I mean, do you ever
get used to this?

762
00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:54,296
Just the attention and the chaos
and the people everywhere?

763
00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:55,940
I don't know.
Some days, you barely notice.

764
00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:59,927
Other days, you feel like...
A panda in a zoo.

765
00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:03,389
You should know that up front.

766
00:37:03,472 --> 00:37:04,973
Got it.

767
00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:07,976
Where you off to now?
Oh, London, for a meeting.

768
00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:11,146
And I'm off to flatbush
for a dog,

769
00:37:11,230 --> 00:37:13,399
which pretty much sums it up.

770
00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:16,819
I'll see you
at the next photo op?

771
00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:18,070
Okay.

772
00:37:20,114 --> 00:37:21,782
Don't forget to check
your schedule.

773
00:37:21,865 --> 00:37:22,950
I got it.

774
00:37:23,033 --> 00:37:25,869
OMG. He can't even
text with that.

775
00:37:25,953 --> 00:37:27,996
OMG. Yes, he can.

776
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,748
But very slowly.

777
00:37:42,094 --> 00:37:44,763
You did not look nervous, and
you know what, you kind of have

778
00:37:44,847 --> 00:37:46,306
offbeat good looks
for someone...

779
00:37:46,390 --> 00:37:47,891
Offbeat? Charlie valdez!

780
00:37:47,975 --> 00:37:49,494
Charlie, over here!
What are they doing here?

781
00:37:49,518 --> 00:37:50,894
Relax. We're famous now.

782
00:37:50,978 --> 00:37:52,521
Is this a throuple?

783
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,606
Where's your wife?
Why don't you live with her?

784
00:37:54,690 --> 00:37:55,899
Why are you yelling at me?

785
00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:57,627
I'm standing right here.
Come on, Charlie.

786
00:37:57,651 --> 00:37:59,003
I'm gonna go inside. What are you doing?

787
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:00,255
Are you now Mr. Valdez?

788
00:38:00,279 --> 00:38:01,589
Are you in the doghouse, huh?

789
00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:03,490
Gonna be a short walk.

790
00:38:03,574 --> 00:38:05,451
Go inside. I'll deal with this.

791
00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:07,303
You been kicked out already?

792
00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:10,497
The dog can't shit
if people are watching.

793
00:38:10,581 --> 00:38:13,375
Luckily, I can only shit
if people are watching,

794
00:38:13,459 --> 00:38:16,044
so ifyou're feeling lucky...

795
00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:19,339
I'm busy, too, by the way.

796
00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:29,641
What's your name, baby?

797
00:38:29,725 --> 00:38:31,560
Janice. Janice.

798
00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:34,438
You look so sexy tonight.

799
00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:45,008
I don't know about you guys,

800
00:38:45,032 --> 00:38:46,593
but when I get up in the
morning, I like to meditate.

801
00:38:46,617 --> 00:38:48,869
I also love to have fresh juice.

802
00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:51,497
So I like to juice daily
with my vitamix.

803
00:38:51,580 --> 00:38:53,040
Could we get a vitamix?

804
00:38:53,123 --> 00:38:54,666
I'd like tojuice daily.

805
00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:56,960
Come on. Put that down.
No electronics at dinner.

806
00:38:57,044 --> 00:38:58,212
What do you call that?

807
00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:01,215
I call that a nature
documentary,

808
00:39:01,298 --> 00:39:03,258
so we can travel while we eat.

809
00:39:04,343 --> 00:39:05,552
Put it down.

810
00:39:07,429 --> 00:39:10,516
So, is Kat, like, my stepmom?

811
00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:11,975
No, Lou. Come on.

812
00:39:12,059 --> 00:39:15,145
Dad, I think this experience
is actually really good for you.

813
00:39:15,229 --> 00:39:16,355
Says my 12-year-old?

814
00:39:16,438 --> 00:39:18,440
It's true. I mean,
you neverjust, like,

815
00:39:18,524 --> 00:39:20,067
do things without planning them.

816
00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:21,443
I think it's cool.

817
00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:23,195
I really want to meet her.

818
00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:25,197
I mean, Parker says she's nice

819
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,741
and smart and next-level hot.

820
00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:30,077
She is nice. She is...
She's an attract...

821
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:31,495
Here, let me get this.

822
00:39:32,329 --> 00:39:34,373
Dad, shejust hit 80 million
followers on Instagram.

823
00:39:34,456 --> 00:39:36,041
Okay. I'm not impressed.

824
00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:38,835
Talk to me when she gets
to 90 million, okay?

825
00:39:38,919 --> 00:39:40,170
Lou, it's not real.

826
00:39:40,254 --> 00:39:41,505
It's all a facade.

827
00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:43,507
You know, they had
me wearing makeup.

828
00:39:43,590 --> 00:39:45,384
You wear makeup now?

829
00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:47,594
Wore once. Never again.

830
00:39:47,678 --> 00:39:48,887
Well, you never say never,

831
00:39:49,846 --> 00:39:50,931
but I don't plan on it

832
00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:53,392
in the next couple months
that we're doing this.

833
00:39:53,475 --> 00:39:56,061
And you're saying the
whole time I can't meet her?

834
00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,563
I don't think
mom would want that.

835
00:39:57,646 --> 00:39:59,565
Actually, mom wants
to meet her too.

836
00:39:59,648 --> 00:40:00,899
Oh, perfect.

837
00:40:00,983 --> 00:40:03,318
Lou, you know that
we're not really together.

838
00:40:03,402 --> 00:40:05,946
Her manager stages things. Look.

839
00:40:06,989 --> 00:40:08,782
You have an iPhone? Yeah.

840
00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:10,701
I mean, it's just forschedang.

841
00:40:10,784 --> 00:40:12,995
They're making me use it. Huh.

842
00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:15,455
Yeah, bowling, and then we're
gonna do a photo shoot, so...

843
00:40:15,539 --> 00:40:19,543
Uh-huh. But do you guys,
like, talk ever?

844
00:40:19,876 --> 00:40:21,795
It's just publicity.
It's not real.

845
00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:27,092
Yeah! Come on!

846
00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:28,802
Okay, your turn.

847
00:40:28,885 --> 00:40:30,637
Don't be nervous.
It's just, uh...

848
00:40:30,721 --> 00:40:32,281
It's not a competition.
Just having fun.

849
00:40:32,306 --> 00:40:33,640
Okay, no. I'm guessing

850
00:40:33,724 --> 00:40:35,702
from the way you're holding
that that you haven't done

851
00:40:35,726 --> 00:40:37,769
too much bowling.
Uh, what do I do?

852
00:40:37,853 --> 00:40:39,938
Well, you're gonna want
to put your fingers

853
00:40:40,022 --> 00:40:41,356
in the holes there.
Yeah. Uh-huh.

854
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,084
This one, yeah.
Get your thumb in that one.

855
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:44,419
There? That one? Okay.
Yep. And then take

856
00:40:44,443 --> 00:40:46,820
three steps kind of...
You want to land on your left,

857
00:40:46,903 --> 00:40:49,406
and don't be afraid
to use those little...

858
00:40:54,578 --> 00:40:56,622
A strike is better
than a spare, right?

859
00:40:56,705 --> 00:40:59,166
That is not
your first time bowling.

860
00:40:59,249 --> 00:41:01,084
Yes! Did you get that?

861
00:41:01,168 --> 00:41:03,420
Come on! The old
rope-a-dope. Yes!

862
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:08,050
Oh, my god. I wish I put money
on this, because people are loving it.

863
00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:10,469
What people? Well, this
is an Instagram live feed,

864
00:41:10,552 --> 00:41:12,554
and 237,000 people

865
00:41:12,638 --> 00:41:14,431
are like, "why is he
such a boring nerd?"

866
00:41:14,514 --> 00:41:16,391
Mel. What? Their
words, not mine.

867
00:41:16,475 --> 00:41:17,643
Get off the live, Mel.

868
00:41:17,726 --> 00:41:18,977
All right.

869
00:41:19,061 --> 00:41:20,371
So, we just need
a little bit more

870
00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:21,855
b-roll for the today show.

871
00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:24,441
Well, I've got to get
home to tank.

872
00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:26,026
Is tank his daughter? Stop.

873
00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:27,736
Okay. You have to go?

874
00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:29,905
Yeah, if you guys
are done with me.

875
00:41:30,364 --> 00:41:32,366
Mm-hm. We're going to a party.

876
00:41:32,866 --> 00:41:33,950
You go.

877
00:41:35,744 --> 00:41:36,828
Where's home?

878
00:41:42,209 --> 00:41:43,835
Wow. Cool.

879
00:41:44,044 --> 00:41:45,045
Thanks.

880
00:41:46,296 --> 00:41:48,423
Yeah, it's a...

881
00:41:49,383 --> 00:41:51,510
Kat, meet dog.

882
00:41:51,593 --> 00:41:53,387
Wow, I never heard
that one before.

883
00:41:53,470 --> 00:41:56,682
Sorry. That was pretty... ruff.

884
00:41:58,350 --> 00:42:01,436
You are so lucky that Mel
didn't hear you say that.

885
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:02,979
No, I'm lucky Mel isn't here.

886
00:42:03,063 --> 00:42:05,148
Ifeelhke you're never alone.

887
00:42:05,232 --> 00:42:06,733
What? I'm alone now.

888
00:42:06,817 --> 00:42:09,861
Well, I mean, yeah,
other than kofi.

889
00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:11,446
Just ignore him.

890
00:42:11,530 --> 00:42:14,032
Is everything you do filmed?

891
00:42:14,533 --> 00:42:16,326
Banked. Banked?

892
00:42:16,410 --> 00:42:17,786
For my channel.

893
00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:20,080
Just little mini
episodes of life.

894
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,419
Can we skip an episode?

895
00:42:28,922 --> 00:42:31,466
Want me to go? Kat:
Yeah, you can go.

896
00:42:31,591 --> 00:42:33,486
I'll see you tomorrow.
Kofi: Good night. I'll see you.

897
00:42:33,510 --> 00:42:34,761
Happy?

898
00:42:34,845 --> 00:42:35,846
Relieved.

899
00:42:37,389 --> 00:42:38,557
Is this your daughter?

900
00:42:38,682 --> 00:42:40,142
Yeah. She's cute.

901
00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:42,436
Thanks. Yeah, she's great.

902
00:42:42,519 --> 00:42:45,897
Although she is in that
awkward in-between phase

903
00:42:45,981 --> 00:42:47,607
where she's still my baby girl,

904
00:42:47,691 --> 00:42:51,111
but she definitely wants
nothing to do with me.

905
00:42:51,695 --> 00:42:53,131
And you can forget
about getting hugs,

906
00:42:53,155 --> 00:42:55,490
'cause it's not
happening anymore,

907
00:42:55,574 --> 00:42:57,284
which kind of breaks my heart,

908
00:42:57,367 --> 00:42:59,745
but that's the way it goes.

909
00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:01,997
What happened with her mom?

910
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,459
I mean, I'm sorry, you don't...

911
00:43:05,542 --> 00:43:06,769
You know, it's none
of my business.

912
00:43:06,793 --> 00:43:07,961
You don't have to tell me.

913
00:43:08,044 --> 00:43:10,130
No, it's okay. Um...

914
00:43:11,423 --> 00:43:13,925
We were married, and we
actually had a good marriage.

915
00:43:14,009 --> 00:43:15,218
You know, then,

916
00:43:15,594 --> 00:43:16,904
I don't know, all of a
sudden, I got the feeling

917
00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:19,222
she didn't want it or she
didn't want me anymore,

918
00:43:19,306 --> 00:43:21,767
and I had nothing
to do but let her go.

919
00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:24,728
And, you know,
statistically, we're screwed,

920
00:43:24,811 --> 00:43:28,732
'cause 48% of marriages
end in divorce, so...

921
00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:30,609
That means 52% work.

922
00:43:30,692 --> 00:43:32,319
Ah, an optimist.

923
00:43:33,779 --> 00:43:35,655
Yeah. This is so cool. Can I?

924
00:43:36,782 --> 00:43:39,093
And then I think when you
get up to, like, second and third,

925
00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:41,203
then itjumps up to,
like, 67% failure rate.

926
00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:43,371
Even if it's one in a billion,

927
00:43:43,455 --> 00:43:45,707
what does it matter?
It's worth a shot.

928
00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:48,460
Yeah. Yeah.

929
00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:49,795
I believe in marriage.

930
00:43:49,878 --> 00:43:50,921
Jesus, sfih?

931
00:43:51,004 --> 00:43:53,256
Haven't you been
married like six times?

932
00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:54,508
Three times.

933
00:43:54,883 --> 00:43:56,718
Not including this.
This is four.

934
00:43:57,636 --> 00:43:59,971
But the first time
was only 48 hours, so...

935
00:44:00,764 --> 00:44:01,848
Doesn't count.

936
00:44:01,932 --> 00:44:03,975
But still, do you ever
feel like just kind of,

937
00:44:04,059 --> 00:44:06,978
"I'm waving the white flag
on marriage. That's it."

938
00:44:07,062 --> 00:44:08,605
No, it's like math.

939
00:44:08,897 --> 00:44:10,357
When you get a problem wrong,

940
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:11,900
you just don't give up on it.

941
00:44:13,819 --> 00:44:15,654
You keep trying
till you get it right.

942
00:44:15,737 --> 00:44:17,089
And what about you and bastian?

943
00:44:17,113 --> 00:44:18,657
How long were you guys together?

944
00:44:18,740 --> 00:44:20,617
Mm. Year and a half.

945
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:23,328
I'd just split
from my second husband.

946
00:44:23,537 --> 00:44:25,413
He was a music producer
who did, uh,

947
00:44:25,497 --> 00:44:28,750
my last two albums
and then sold a sex tape.

948
00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:30,961
That's not the worst part.

949
00:44:31,044 --> 00:44:33,547
The worst part is
I thought I could fix things.

950
00:44:34,047 --> 00:44:36,007
Pretty hard to fix a sex tape.

951
00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:37,717
Right.

952
00:44:41,513 --> 00:44:44,683
Sorry. Yeah,
it's just a little power nap.

953
00:44:45,392 --> 00:44:47,102
Pacing himself. Hm.

954
00:44:47,978 --> 00:44:50,272
If we give him a minute,
he'll-he'll restart.

955
00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:52,691
Okay. But you were saying?

956
00:44:52,774 --> 00:44:54,334
Well, this business,
those type of guys,

957
00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:56,069
they build you up
to break you down.

958
00:44:56,152 --> 00:44:57,654
But you were
already famous, so...

959
00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:59,364
It's not about fame.

960
00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:02,284
You know, it's about
credibility.

961
00:45:03,285 --> 00:45:05,412
It just didn't matter
how successful I was.

962
00:45:05,495 --> 00:45:08,164
They never gave it to me.

963
00:45:09,249 --> 00:45:11,334
You know, I've never been
nominated for anything?

964
00:45:12,794 --> 00:45:14,379
And then I met bastian.

965
00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:16,423
And he...

966
00:45:16,965 --> 00:45:18,383
And he gave me this.

967
00:45:21,678 --> 00:45:23,597
"Sing." what does that mean?

968
00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:25,932
It means "don't let them win."

969
00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:32,564
Nobody's all bad, Charlie.

970
00:45:32,647 --> 00:45:34,858
If they were, it would
make it so much easier.

971
00:45:35,525 --> 00:45:38,111
But cheating on you with
your assistant is pretty bad.

972
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,868
Okay.

973
00:45:49,748 --> 00:45:50,790
Zoo mates.

974
00:45:53,168 --> 00:45:54,169
Zoo mates.

975
00:45:57,172 --> 00:45:58,965
See, we're not
so different, Charlie.

976
00:45:59,049 --> 00:46:01,092
You know I tried so long

977
00:46:01,176 --> 00:46:02,594
come on. Come on!
It's not a big...

978
00:46:02,677 --> 00:46:05,430
Every time I thought
I found it, I was wrong

979
00:46:05,513 --> 00:46:09,184
I swear! Must've spent
a thousand nights

980
00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:13,355
lookin' for somebody
who could hold me tight

981
00:46:13,438 --> 00:46:15,732
until I realized

982
00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:18,902
I am the love of
the love of my life...

983
00:46:19,778 --> 00:46:21,380
The marciano brothers
and Kat valdez

984
00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:23,657
are telling the world
there's no age limit.

985
00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:25,825
Is that right? Guess so.

986
00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:30,956
I am the love of
the love of my life

987
00:46:32,374 --> 00:46:34,167
I am the love of
the love of my life

988
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:35,835
I was just waiting for you...

989
00:46:35,919 --> 00:46:37,063
Think we've got
everything we need.

990
00:46:37,087 --> 00:46:39,798
We'll post to our socials,
so... you're all set.

991
00:46:39,881 --> 00:46:41,091
All right.

992
00:46:41,591 --> 00:46:44,094
Maybe... is it okay if I stay?

993
00:46:45,095 --> 00:46:47,472
Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course.

994
00:46:47,806 --> 00:46:49,224
Make yourself at home.

995
00:46:49,808 --> 00:46:53,019
I can't tell you now

996
00:46:53,103 --> 00:46:57,107
I don't know why don't know why

997
00:46:57,190 --> 00:47:01,194
andnow I'll pick myself up

998
00:47:01,277 --> 00:47:04,322
one more time one more time

999
00:47:04,406 --> 00:47:07,242
you know I tried so long

1000
00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:10,704
every time I thought
I found it, I was wrong...

1001
00:47:10,787 --> 00:47:12,247
Bye.

1002
00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:13,999
Hey. Hey, mom.

1003
00:47:15,417 --> 00:47:16,710
How you doing?

1004
00:47:16,793 --> 00:47:18,461
Hold me tight

1005
00:47:18,837 --> 00:47:20,839
until I realized

1006
00:47:22,257 --> 00:47:24,509
I am the love of
the love of my life...

1007
00:47:24,592 --> 00:47:27,971
There's a picture of you
buying her a pregnancy test.

1008
00:47:28,054 --> 00:47:29,180
Charlie!

1009
00:47:29,264 --> 00:47:31,516
No, that was
a stool softener for tank.

1010
00:47:32,017 --> 00:47:33,810
I ain't got nobody else
on my mind...

1011
00:47:33,893 --> 00:47:37,063
News Kat valdez
and her new husband, Charlie Gilbert.

1012
00:47:37,147 --> 00:47:39,107
What do I do?
Just stand and smile.

1013
00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:40,650
Charlie! Charlie!

1014
00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:43,403
Oh, my god,
it's bastian! WoBastian!

1015
00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:46,031
Bastian,
bastian! Over here!

1016
00:47:47,407 --> 00:47:49,617
Guys, this way. How about
the three of you together?

1017
00:47:49,701 --> 00:47:51,828
No hard feelings, man. Yeah?

1018
00:47:51,911 --> 00:47:54,039
No feelings at all.

1019
00:47:54,581 --> 00:47:56,124
Mm. Mamacita.

1020
00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:57,967
Bastian, one
with the three of you.

1021
00:48:04,257 --> 00:48:05,317
What did he say to you?

1022
00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:06,819
Kat, bastian, Charlie, this way!

1023
00:48:06,843 --> 00:48:08,112
What did he say, Charlie?

1024
00:48:08,136 --> 00:48:09,405
Look,
bastian! Bastian!

1025
00:48:09,429 --> 00:48:10,513
Thank you, guys.

1026
00:48:11,431 --> 00:48:14,476
My Spanish is a little rusty,
but he said,

1027
00:48:14,559 --> 00:48:16,519
"you're the most beautiful
woman I've ever seen."

1028
00:48:16,603 --> 00:48:17,812
"I'm such an idiot."

1029
00:48:17,896 --> 00:48:20,148
"And why did I get
that neck tattoo?"

1030
00:48:21,733 --> 00:48:22,901
You okay?

1031
00:48:25,195 --> 00:48:26,279
I'm good.

1032
00:48:30,158 --> 00:48:31,868
Now, where are you?

1033
00:48:31,951 --> 00:48:33,620
Paris, for a show.

1034
00:48:33,828 --> 00:48:34,996
Oh...

1035
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:36,414
Paris!
Is it weird having

1036
00:48:36,498 --> 00:48:38,625
everyone in the world
know who you are?

1037
00:48:38,708 --> 00:48:42,087
No, what's weird is that everyone in
the world thinks they know who I am.

1038
00:48:42,170 --> 00:48:43,379
Yeah, lbet.

1039
00:48:43,463 --> 00:48:45,590
And you're headed
home after that?

1040
00:48:45,673 --> 00:48:47,300
Well, um, I'm home tomorrow,

1041
00:48:47,383 --> 00:48:49,594
but then I have
that private in Japan.

1042
00:48:49,761 --> 00:48:51,554
What's a private?

1043
00:48:51,638 --> 00:48:53,973
I get paid a fortune
to sing songs

1044
00:48:54,057 --> 00:48:56,476
to like ten
insanely rich people.

1045
00:48:56,559 --> 00:48:57,703
Do you think maybe they'd want

1046
00:48:57,727 --> 00:48:59,854
to watch someone do
some math problems?

1047
00:48:59,938 --> 00:49:01,731
I'll ask.

1048
00:49:01,815 --> 00:49:03,900
All right,
well, I'll let you go,

1049
00:49:03,983 --> 00:49:05,944
but call me if you're lonely.

1050
00:49:08,780 --> 00:49:09,781
Hello?

1051
00:49:10,281 --> 00:49:11,366
I'm lonely.

1052
00:49:13,409 --> 00:49:15,745
It's been like 13 seconds.

1053
00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:18,081
Are you brushing your teeth?

1054
00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:20,250
Yes. Are you going to bed?

1055
00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:22,877
It's like 8:00 pm. There.

1056
00:49:24,671 --> 00:49:26,714
Maybe. Wow.

1057
00:49:26,798 --> 00:49:29,425
Well, I'm gonna read.
I'm not gonna go right to bed.

1058
00:49:30,135 --> 00:49:32,595
How's Lou? She's really good.

1059
00:49:32,679 --> 00:49:35,014
She finally agreed
to join the math club,

1060
00:49:35,098 --> 00:49:37,851
which makes me happy
'cause she's phenomenal at math

1061
00:49:37,934 --> 00:49:39,519
even though she doesn't
want to be.

1062
00:49:39,602 --> 00:49:41,205
Well, maybe she just
doesn't want to be you.

1063
00:49:41,229 --> 00:49:42,272
That's for certain.

1064
00:49:42,355 --> 00:49:43,731
But it's not really that.

1065
00:49:43,815 --> 00:49:46,359
It's more that
she's afraid, and,

1066
00:49:46,442 --> 00:49:49,195
you know, she almost won
the mathalon when she was 11.

1067
00:49:49,279 --> 00:49:50,697
The mathalon?
Yeah, the mathalon.

1068
00:49:50,780 --> 00:49:52,490
It's kind of like
the grammys for math,

1069
00:49:52,574 --> 00:49:54,659
except there's like
four people in the audience.

1070
00:49:54,826 --> 00:49:57,704
Ah. She kind of
froze in the finals,

1071
00:49:57,787 --> 00:50:01,040
and then some kids
made fun of her and...

1072
00:50:01,124 --> 00:50:02,834
I just want her
to find her place.

1073
00:50:02,917 --> 00:50:05,253
Just give her a minute.

1074
00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:06,838
Yeah, definitely.

1075
00:50:07,255 --> 00:50:10,008
Okay, well, I'm glad
you were lonely.

1076
00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:13,845
I guess you get to bed now.

1077
00:50:13,928 --> 00:50:15,847
Okay. Bye.

1078
00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:17,515
So long. Adios.

1079
00:50:17,599 --> 00:50:19,642
Bye.

1080
00:50:19,726 --> 00:50:20,852
See you.

1081
00:50:28,443 --> 00:50:29,611
Yeah.

1082
00:50:33,406 --> 00:50:36,367
Okay, after you've completed
the prime factorization,

1083
00:50:36,451 --> 00:50:38,578
identify the distinct
prime factor.

1084
00:50:38,661 --> 00:50:40,788
All right, listen up,
coolidge pi-thons.

1085
00:50:40,872 --> 00:50:42,540
In here on official business.
Park...

1086
00:50:42,624 --> 00:50:45,251
First of all, who didn't
get their waiver signed?

1087
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,086
All right, you two, out.

1088
00:50:47,170 --> 00:50:48,606
Hey, you can't just
dismiss my students.

1089
00:50:48,630 --> 00:50:50,340
Yes, I can.

1090
00:50:50,423 --> 00:50:52,592
You heard me. Scram. Beat it!

1091
00:50:54,302 --> 00:50:55,678
Now, for the rest of you

1092
00:50:55,762 --> 00:50:58,181
who know how
to follow direction,

1093
00:50:58,264 --> 00:51:01,267
I bring you the one, the only...

1094
00:51:06,314 --> 00:51:07,607
Kat, I love you!

1095
00:51:07,690 --> 00:51:09,901
Percy, stop yelling.
She's right here.

1096
00:51:11,069 --> 00:51:13,738
Thought you had a private
for, like, a fortune.

1097
00:51:14,072 --> 00:51:15,740
I rescheduled.

1098
00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:18,076
All right, who's got
a question for Kat?

1099
00:51:19,369 --> 00:51:21,913
Say something smart.
Don't embarrass me.

1100
00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:22,997
Uh, George.

1101
00:51:23,081 --> 00:51:24,624
Did you really kiss Katy Perry?

1102
00:51:24,707 --> 00:51:25,917
Actually, she kissed me.

1103
00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:27,168
Ooh.

1104
00:51:27,252 --> 00:51:28,253
Next. Oh!

1105
00:51:28,336 --> 00:51:29,671
Uh, not George.

1106
00:51:29,754 --> 00:51:30,880
Spencer don't care.

1107
00:51:30,964 --> 00:51:33,716
Why is Mr. Gilbert
better than bastian?

1108
00:51:34,968 --> 00:51:35,969
Well...

1109
00:51:37,428 --> 00:51:39,222
He didn't cheat on me
with my assistant.

1110
00:51:39,514 --> 00:51:41,766
Ooh.

1111
00:51:41,849 --> 00:51:43,893
Okay, you guys caught us
right in the middle

1112
00:51:43,977 --> 00:51:46,396
of our mock mathalon training,

1113
00:51:46,479 --> 00:51:49,274
which you're welcome to stay
and enjoy for a little bit.

1114
00:51:49,357 --> 00:51:51,109
Uh, Lou, you're up.

1115
00:51:51,192 --> 00:51:53,361
Dad, no. Is that Lou?

1116
00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:54,779
Yeah.

1117
00:51:54,862 --> 00:51:57,657
Finally. Hi.

1118
00:51:57,740 --> 00:52:00,368
I've wanted to meet
you forever. Me, too.

1119
00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:02,370
Are you kidding me?
They haven't met?

1120
00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:04,163
What is wrong with you?

1121
00:52:04,247 --> 00:52:06,416
Well, they...
You're married.

1122
00:52:06,499 --> 00:52:08,042
Can we forget about
the mock mathalon?

1123
00:52:08,126 --> 00:52:10,295
I have a million
questions for Kat.

1124
00:52:10,378 --> 00:52:12,690
Yeah, and Lou's too scared to
get up in front of people anyways.

1125
00:52:12,714 --> 00:52:14,173
Shut up, Jose.

1126
00:52:14,549 --> 00:52:16,551
Oh, well, don't worry.
I totally get it.

1127
00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:18,988
You know, sometimes when I
have to get up in front of an arena

1128
00:52:19,012 --> 00:52:22,682
with thousands and thousands
of people, I get so nervous.

1129
00:52:22,807 --> 00:52:25,643
No, I'm serious. I'm afraid I'll choke.

1130
00:52:26,311 --> 00:52:29,314
Okay, Mel, pull up
"katvmas 2010."

1131
00:52:29,397 --> 00:52:30,648
Okay. I've got it.

1132
00:52:30,732 --> 00:52:32,108
Hey, Google. Look at this.

1133
00:52:32,191 --> 00:52:36,904
Show me a video: "Kat
valdez 2010 vma performance."

1134
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:41,117
Number nine, yeah I'm going up

1135
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,494
I'm getting so high

1136
00:52:43,578 --> 00:52:45,830
I'm not the sa...

1137
00:52:45,913 --> 00:52:48,166
Hey, Google. That's enough.

1138
00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:50,793
Yeah.

1139
00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:54,422
I forgot the lyrics on live TV

1140
00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:56,549
to a song that I wrote.

1141
00:52:56,632 --> 00:52:58,092
It could happen to anybody.

1142
00:52:58,176 --> 00:53:00,261
Yeah, but the point is
that once it does,

1143
00:53:00,345 --> 00:53:02,764
you're always worried, you know?

1144
00:53:03,264 --> 00:53:04,390
What if it happens again?

1145
00:53:04,474 --> 00:53:05,808
What did you do?

1146
00:53:05,892 --> 00:53:07,435
I shifted focus.

1147
00:53:08,186 --> 00:53:09,395
I made my dance so hard

1148
00:53:09,479 --> 00:53:11,856
that all I could do
was concentrate on the steps.

1149
00:53:12,482 --> 00:53:15,443
So, it's like
you distracted your mind.

1150
00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:17,153
Yes. Exactly.

1151
00:53:17,236 --> 00:53:21,032
Concentrating on the dance steps
made me forget how scared I was.

1152
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:26,954
Mel, we're gonna need
some speakers.

1153
00:53:29,082 --> 00:53:30,833
Not too loud, right?

1154
00:53:31,292 --> 00:53:33,252
I just got paid...

1155
00:53:33,336 --> 00:53:34,337
Hey!

1156
00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:35,630
And two.

1157
00:53:36,381 --> 00:53:38,174
And free your mind,
and three and four.

1158
00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:40,468
Make a turn, three and four.

1159
00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:42,136
Again, three and four.

1160
00:53:42,845 --> 00:53:43,930
And three and hour.

1161
00:53:44,013 --> 00:53:45,932
And one and two,
and three and four.

1162
00:53:46,015 --> 00:53:48,309
And ask a question,
three and four.

1163
00:53:50,269 --> 00:53:52,271
Look alive, Chuck,
three and four.

1164
00:53:52,355 --> 00:53:53,898
Oh, uh, okay.

1165
00:53:53,981 --> 00:53:56,401
Lou, what is 43 times 101?

1166
00:53:56,484 --> 00:53:58,486
Yes! 4-3-4-3.

1167
00:53:58,569 --> 00:54:00,154
Yes, you're on fire. Yes!

1168
00:54:00,238 --> 00:54:02,073
You're ruining it, Charlie,
three and four.

1169
00:54:02,156 --> 00:54:03,825
Keep the time,
and three and four.

1170
00:54:03,908 --> 00:54:04,909
And turn.

1171
00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:07,745
Esther, what is five factorial?

1172
00:54:07,829 --> 00:54:09,664
Uh, 120.

1173
00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:10,748
Yeah!

1174
00:54:10,832 --> 00:54:13,000
All geniuses with rhythm.

1175
00:54:15,128 --> 00:54:16,629
I just got paid...

1176
00:54:17,004 --> 00:54:19,006
Go, Percy. Go, Percy.

1177
00:54:19,090 --> 00:54:22,552
Go, Tristen. Go, Tristen.
Go, Tristen.

1178
00:54:22,635 --> 00:54:27,265
Go, Jose. Go, Jose.
Go, Jose. Go, Jose.

1179
00:54:29,851 --> 00:54:32,937
Go, Leah. Go, Leah. Go, Leah.

1180
00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:37,024
Go, Kat. Go, Kat.
Go, Kat. Go, Kat.

1181
00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:40,778
I just got paid

1182
00:54:40,862 --> 00:54:42,613
give me that, give me that
give me that

1183
00:54:42,697 --> 00:54:44,282
give me that
give me that, give me that

1184
00:54:44,365 --> 00:54:46,617
give me that money
give me that money

1185
00:54:46,701 --> 00:54:48,786
give me that money
I just got paid

1186
00:54:48,870 --> 00:54:50,455
give me that, give me that
give me that

1187
00:54:50,538 --> 00:54:52,582
give me that
give me that, give me that

1188
00:54:52,665 --> 00:54:54,208
give me that money
give me that money

1189
00:54:54,292 --> 00:54:55,293
give me that money

1190
00:54:55,376 --> 00:54:57,378
I just got paid

1191
00:55:10,391 --> 00:55:11,434
What are the words?

1192
00:55:12,351 --> 00:55:15,021
Uh... I haven't
figured that out yet.

1193
00:55:16,272 --> 00:55:18,774
And, actually, the more I try,
the harder it gets.

1194
00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:24,322
You know, when I can't
figure out homework stuff,

1195
00:55:25,114 --> 00:55:27,909
my dad says,
"if you sit in the question,"

1196
00:55:27,992 --> 00:55:29,660
"the answer finds you."

1197
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,163
And does it?

1198
00:55:32,914 --> 00:55:33,998
I don't know. I...

1199
00:55:34,540 --> 00:55:35,625
I don't sit long enough.

1200
00:55:35,708 --> 00:55:37,585
Yeah.

1201
00:55:38,044 --> 00:55:39,462
That's my problem, too.

1202
00:55:44,091 --> 00:55:47,178
So, do you like my dad?

1203
00:55:48,221 --> 00:55:50,515
I mean, he can be so annoying,

1204
00:55:50,598 --> 00:55:53,768
but he's also, like,
really smart and nice.

1205
00:55:54,685 --> 00:55:57,313
You know, your dad says
you're the best thing about him.

1206
00:55:57,897 --> 00:55:59,857
That's probably true.

1207
00:55:59,941 --> 00:56:01,442
Let's put it right over here.

1208
00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:04,070
Whoa.

1209
00:56:04,278 --> 00:56:06,405
Is all this stuff for you?
Coach.

1210
00:56:06,489 --> 00:56:08,324
Is this another
endorsement deal?

1211
00:56:09,951 --> 00:56:12,370
They're donating merchandise
to dress for success,

1212
00:56:12,453 --> 00:56:14,455
which is a charity
that I work with.

1213
00:56:14,539 --> 00:56:15,873
That's awesome.

1214
00:56:17,083 --> 00:56:18,084
You like?

1215
00:56:18,459 --> 00:56:19,502
I love.

1216
00:56:24,048 --> 00:56:25,841
No way. Yeah.

1217
00:56:26,175 --> 00:56:27,343
Can I?

1218
00:56:27,969 --> 00:56:29,409
Don't worry.
I'll pay them back.

1219
00:56:31,222 --> 00:56:32,223
Okay, come on. Thank you.

1220
00:56:32,306 --> 00:56:34,559
You got another bag in here
with some textbooks.

1221
00:56:36,936 --> 00:56:38,854
Thank you. Are you kidding?

1222
00:56:38,938 --> 00:56:40,106
I love it.

1223
00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:44,151
I got to get her home. What?

1224
00:56:44,443 --> 00:56:46,571
Yeah. Yeah. Already? No.

1225
00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:48,781
Okay.

1226
00:56:49,907 --> 00:56:50,992
I love keats.

1227
00:56:57,957 --> 00:56:59,917
Wha... stop. What are you doing?

1228
00:57:00,001 --> 00:57:02,503
I killed it.
It's not...

1229
00:57:02,587 --> 00:57:04,005
Listen, I'm gonna say something

1230
00:57:04,088 --> 00:57:07,508
that's probably gonna
come out completely wrong,

1231
00:57:07,592 --> 00:57:11,137
but you're beautiful
without all of that.

1232
00:57:11,220 --> 00:57:12,930
I mean, either way, youte_.

1233
00:57:13,848 --> 00:57:15,141
Good to go.

1234
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:16,767
Good to go?

1235
00:57:16,851 --> 00:57:18,477
Good to go.

1236
00:57:19,395 --> 00:57:20,855
Okay, I'll take it.

1237
00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:25,943
You're a great teacher, Charlie.

1238
00:57:27,737 --> 00:57:30,072
Those kids,
they're lucky to have you.

1239
00:57:30,990 --> 00:57:33,034
I don't know, hanging
with you guys today made me

1240
00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:35,286
feel kind of normal.

1241
00:57:35,369 --> 00:57:37,705
Wheels up
for Puerto Rico at 7:00.

1242
00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:42,043
Oh, my bad. Lthought
you were by yourself.

1243
00:57:46,422 --> 00:57:47,548
Puerto Rico.

1244
00:57:50,426 --> 00:57:52,970
Um, my friends, they have a

1245
00:57:53,054 --> 00:57:54,889
bed-and-breakfast there, so...

1246
00:57:55,681 --> 00:57:56,807
Thats_.

1247
00:57:58,142 --> 00:57:59,852
Listen, if-if...

1248
00:57:59,935 --> 00:58:03,648
If bastian is the guy that you
think you're supposed to be with,

1249
00:58:03,731 --> 00:58:07,443
then, hell, I'll drive you
to the airport.

1250
00:58:08,194 --> 00:58:10,112
But ifyou're not sure...

1251
00:58:11,614 --> 00:58:13,032
Then come with me

1252
00:58:13,115 --> 00:58:15,576
to the fall semiformal
tomorrow night.

1253
00:58:16,202 --> 00:58:18,287
Yeah, they need chaperones.

1254
00:58:19,288 --> 00:58:21,123
Maybe you need chaperoning.

1255
00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:25,461
Listen, I'm not saying this as your
husband or even as your friend,

1256
00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:27,046
because technically
I'm not either,

1257
00:58:27,129 --> 00:58:31,050
but if you go back to
bastian, aren't you just making

1258
00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:34,303
the same mistake
all over again... again?

1259
00:58:43,646 --> 00:58:45,856
Are you asking me
to the school dance?

1260
00:58:47,650 --> 00:58:49,443
Well, I could leave
a note in your locker,

1261
00:58:49,527 --> 00:58:51,862
but here we are in free period,

1262
00:58:51,987 --> 00:58:54,699
so I figured I'd take my shot.

1263
00:59:05,209 --> 00:59:06,419
Welcome.

1264
00:59:08,337 --> 00:59:10,339
Excuse me. Oh, wait, wait, wait.

1265
00:59:10,423 --> 00:59:12,633
Come on. Okay.

1266
00:59:12,717 --> 00:59:13,968
Can I have your left wrist?

1267
00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:15,344
My left wr... okay.

1268
00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:20,933
Oh, my god.

1269
00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:22,226
How sweet.

1270
00:59:22,309 --> 00:59:25,646
Oh, and I also
got you this to give me.

1271
00:59:27,356 --> 00:59:28,691
So thank you very much.

1272
00:59:28,774 --> 00:59:30,693
I'm glad I thought of that.
It's my favorite.

1273
00:59:33,404 --> 00:59:35,156
You look in...

1274
00:59:36,615 --> 00:59:37,742
You look...

1275
00:59:38,033 --> 00:59:39,285
Let's go to the dance.

1276
00:59:40,870 --> 00:59:44,415
Out of respect for Mr. and
Mrs. Gilbert-hyphen-valdez,

1277
00:59:44,498 --> 00:59:47,293
we would like the gym
to be a photo-free zone,

1278
00:59:47,376 --> 00:59:49,962
so please check your phones
at the door.

1279
00:59:52,965 --> 00:59:54,592
You did all this for me?

1280
00:59:54,842 --> 00:59:56,719
I might've had a little help.

1281
00:59:59,430 --> 01:00:00,991
You know what, kofi, why
don't you take the night off?

1282
01:00:01,015 --> 01:00:02,075
I'll let you know
when I need you.

1283
01:00:02,099 --> 01:00:03,410
All right.
Have a good time, y'all.

1284
01:00:03,434 --> 01:00:04,518
Okay. All right.

1285
01:00:05,644 --> 01:00:06,812
Unsupervised.

1286
01:00:07,188 --> 01:00:09,023
I'm gonna screen-grab
your search history

1287
01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:10,274
and send it to your mother.

1288
01:00:10,357 --> 01:00:11,525
That's a guarantee.

1289
01:00:14,862 --> 01:00:16,363
Hey. Hey.

1290
01:00:16,447 --> 01:00:18,115
How are you? Good to see you.

1291
01:00:20,409 --> 01:00:21,869
Kill the music!

1292
01:00:22,244 --> 01:00:25,623
A-one, two, three, four. Hit it.

1293
01:00:25,706 --> 01:00:28,042
Marry me, marry me say yes

1294
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,544
marry me, marry me say yes...

1295
01:00:30,628 --> 01:00:31,796
What are you doing?

1296
01:00:31,879 --> 01:00:35,049
You know, kids opening for pop
stars is very big these days.

1297
01:00:35,132 --> 01:00:36,467
I've never seen forever...

1298
01:00:36,550 --> 01:00:38,969
When did the glee club
learn marry me?

1299
01:00:39,053 --> 01:00:41,430
When Charlie Gilbert
became Charlie valdez.

1300
01:00:41,514 --> 01:00:43,641
I'm hungry, Mr. Pitts.
Keep singing!

1301
01:00:43,724 --> 01:00:45,142
You're an inspiration, pitts.

1302
01:00:45,226 --> 01:00:46,560
Right back at you, Gilbert.

1303
01:00:46,644 --> 01:00:48,354
Oh, my god,
they are so adorable.

1304
01:00:48,437 --> 01:00:49,563
Thank you.

1305
01:00:49,647 --> 01:00:51,023
If you could.

1306
01:00:51,482 --> 01:00:53,067
Tried

1307
01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,568
yeah, okay.

1308
01:00:54,652 --> 01:00:57,780
"To Jonathan Gregory pitts,"

1309
01:00:58,155 --> 01:01:00,950
"a fellow architect of song."

1310
01:01:01,033 --> 01:01:04,119
Okay, let her
breathe just a little bit.

1311
01:01:04,203 --> 01:01:05,204
Come on.

1312
01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:06,413
Ring, ring, ring ring, ring

1313
01:01:06,497 --> 01:01:07,891
church bells, let 'em ring
ring, ring...

1314
01:01:07,915 --> 01:01:08,916
Love and light.

1315
01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:10,668
Love and light. Okay. Cut!

1316
01:01:10,751 --> 01:01:12,461
Tonight, tonight
bring the music back!

1317
01:01:12,670 --> 01:01:15,422
Keep me satisfied...

1318
01:01:18,676 --> 01:01:20,970
So, do we have a job?

1319
01:01:21,053 --> 01:01:22,555
Do we have duties?
What do we do?

1320
01:01:22,638 --> 01:01:24,515
Yes, we do. We got to monitor.

1321
01:01:24,598 --> 01:01:26,976
We got to guide.
We got to encourage.

1322
01:01:27,059 --> 01:01:28,686
Okay. We might
have to discourage.

1323
01:01:28,769 --> 01:01:30,980
We might have to separate.

1324
01:01:31,313 --> 01:01:34,233
And maybe later... mm, dance?

1325
01:01:34,316 --> 01:01:35,985
I don't think
you want to see that.

1326
01:01:36,068 --> 01:01:38,487
Oh, I do. I do want to see that.

1327
01:01:38,571 --> 01:01:40,155
Did you see my corsage?

1328
01:01:40,239 --> 01:01:41,365
I did.

1329
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,542
Aah!

1330
01:01:53,419 --> 01:01:54,753
Oh, yeah, I want to do one.

1331
01:01:54,837 --> 01:01:56,422
Ready? Okay. Yep.

1332
01:02:02,636 --> 01:02:03,637
Hold this.

1333
01:02:03,721 --> 01:02:04,847
What are you doing?

1334
01:02:06,098 --> 01:02:07,099
A private.

1335
01:02:13,355 --> 01:02:14,773
Hey, everybody.

1336
01:02:16,609 --> 01:02:18,903
This is my first semiformal,

1337
01:02:18,986 --> 01:02:20,154
and, uh_.

1338
01:02:20,821 --> 01:02:22,821
I just want to thank you
guys for letting me crash.

1339
01:02:22,865 --> 01:02:24,283
We love you, Kat!

1340
01:02:24,575 --> 01:02:27,870
Thank
you, Parker. Love you, too.

1341
01:02:28,704 --> 01:02:30,164
You guys mind if I do a song?

1342
01:02:30,372 --> 01:02:33,250
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

1343
01:02:33,918 --> 01:02:36,420
I actually wrote this song
when I was about your age.

1344
01:02:36,503 --> 01:02:37,963
It was on my very first album.

1345
01:02:38,047 --> 01:02:39,882
It's called after love.

1346
01:02:39,965 --> 01:02:41,050
You guys may not know it.

1347
01:02:41,133 --> 01:02:42,968
Oh...

1348
01:02:43,052 --> 01:02:44,852
Do you want to come
up here and do it with me?

1349
01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:48,140
Y-Yeah. You play?

1350
01:02:48,349 --> 01:02:49,433
Let's do it.

1351
01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:57,691
Give it up for a fellow
architect of song, Mr. Pitts.

1352
01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:01,695
Pitts! Mr. Pitts!

1353
01:03:04,323 --> 01:03:05,324
Ready?

1354
01:03:06,408 --> 01:03:07,451
Three, four.

1355
01:03:07,618 --> 01:03:09,161
Long nights in your car

1356
01:03:09,244 --> 01:03:11,246
mornings in your arms

1357
01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:13,457
from five-hour calls

1358
01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:15,542
to nothing at all

1359
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:17,670
I guess I missed the signs

1360
01:03:17,753 --> 01:03:20,339
the writing on the wall, ooh

1361
01:03:20,422 --> 01:03:22,925
don't know where
it all went wrong

1362
01:03:23,592 --> 01:03:28,013
but if this is how
it's got to be

1363
01:03:28,097 --> 01:03:32,810
I need someone to tell me
tell me, tell me, tell me

1364
01:03:32,893 --> 01:03:35,396
what comes after love?

1365
01:03:35,479 --> 01:03:40,025
I want to know there's
something for me after us

1366
01:03:40,109 --> 01:03:44,321
I don't think my heart
was made to break this much

1367
01:03:44,405 --> 01:03:48,492
tell me there's a
happy ever after love

1368
01:03:48,575 --> 01:03:53,080
tell me there's a happy
ever after us

1369
01:03:54,623 --> 01:03:56,709
I believe, I believe

1370
01:03:56,792 --> 01:03:58,877
I believe in love

1371
01:03:58,961 --> 01:04:03,048
even if, even if
it wasn't meant for us

1372
01:04:03,132 --> 01:04:07,553
I believe, I believe
I believe in love

1373
01:04:07,636 --> 01:04:09,388
I just need someone to tell me

1374
01:04:09,471 --> 01:04:11,181
tell me, tell me, tell me

1375
01:04:11,265 --> 01:04:13,642
what comes after love?

1376
01:04:13,726 --> 01:04:18,272
I want to know there's
something for me after us

1377
01:04:18,355 --> 01:04:22,484
I don't think my heart
was made to break this much

1378
01:04:22,568 --> 01:04:26,739
tell me there's a happy
ever after love

1379
01:04:26,822 --> 01:04:31,035
tell me there's a happy
ever after us

1380
01:04:43,088 --> 01:04:45,966
Thank you. Thank you.

1381
01:04:46,175 --> 01:04:47,885
Thank you guys so much!

1382
01:04:49,219 --> 01:04:51,764
Well, that is my
new favorite song.

1383
01:04:53,849 --> 01:04:55,934
What was your old favorite song?

1384
01:04:57,061 --> 01:04:58,979
I don't know, this might be

1385
01:04:59,063 --> 01:05:02,441
a little too edgy
for you to handle,

1386
01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:05,069
but when my mom was sick,
we watched a lot of musicals,

1387
01:05:05,152 --> 01:05:06,987
and her favorite was Camelot.

1388
01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:09,990
You know, it was
like game of thrones,

1389
01:05:10,074 --> 01:05:11,992
but less nudity and murder.

1390
01:05:12,076 --> 01:05:14,119
More music and velvet.

1391
01:05:15,996 --> 01:05:19,249
But, anyway, when Lancelot
wants to tell Guinevere how he feels,

1392
01:05:19,333 --> 01:05:22,044
instead of saying,
"I want to be with you,"

1393
01:05:22,127 --> 01:05:24,797
he says, "we're gonna
split up. It's inevitable."

1394
01:05:26,048 --> 01:05:27,174
That's a little depressing.

1395
01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:29,259
No, not when you hear it.

1396
01:05:29,343 --> 01:05:31,470
"If ever I were to leave you,

1397
01:05:31,553 --> 01:05:32,971
it wouldn't be in summer."

1398
01:05:33,055 --> 01:05:36,975
If ever! Would leave you

1399
01:05:37,935 --> 01:05:42,189
it wouldn't be in summer

1400
01:05:42,272 --> 01:05:45,609
seeing you in summer
I never would go

1401
01:05:45,692 --> 01:05:47,569
it's nice. Yeah.

1402
01:05:49,363 --> 01:05:53,325
Your hair streaked with sunlight

1403
01:05:53,408 --> 01:05:55,202
your lips red as flame...

1404
01:05:55,285 --> 01:05:57,204
Dance with me.
No, I don't dance.

1405
01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:59,540
Come on. Dance with me.

1406
01:06:01,792 --> 01:06:03,085
Just a little bit.

1407
01:06:05,629 --> 01:06:07,047
There we go.

1408
01:06:08,715 --> 01:06:12,261
How could it be in Autumn?

1409
01:06:12,344 --> 01:06:14,638
How I'd leave in Autumn

1410
01:06:14,721 --> 01:06:18,809
I never would know...

1411
01:06:19,434 --> 01:06:22,146
Shouldn't we be listening
to Barry white or Drake...

1412
01:06:22,229 --> 01:06:24,439
Or whatever it is you listen to

1413
01:06:24,523 --> 01:06:26,525
when you're about to,
you know...

1414
01:06:26,608 --> 01:06:27,776
To what?

1415
01:06:29,403 --> 01:06:30,612
Well...

1416
01:06:32,406 --> 01:06:36,201
Well, I don't want to presume that I'm
about to have the best night of my life,

1417
01:06:36,285 --> 01:06:40,164
but if I am, I don't want
to do it to Robert goulet.

1418
01:06:42,583 --> 01:06:43,834
I like it.

1419
01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:45,502
You do?

1420
01:06:45,586 --> 01:06:48,046
When you catch the fire's glow

1421
01:06:48,130 --> 01:06:49,298
a lot.

1422
01:06:50,924 --> 01:06:55,304
If ever! Would leave you

1423
01:06:55,721 --> 01:06:59,266
how could it be in springtime

1424
01:06:59,766 --> 01:07:01,310
knowing how in spring

1425
01:07:01,393 --> 01:07:06,773
I'm bewitched by you so?

1426
01:07:07,232 --> 01:07:10,986
Oh, no not in springtime...

1427
01:07:11,403 --> 01:07:12,821
Is this smart?

1428
01:07:14,907 --> 01:07:17,409
I think we left smart
six weeks ago.

1429
01:07:58,742 --> 01:08:00,953
Morning. Morning.

1430
01:08:02,829 --> 01:08:05,207
Thank god you're here.

1431
01:08:05,707 --> 01:08:09,127
'Cause I did have
just a minute of:

1432
01:08:09,211 --> 01:08:12,130
"Is she gone? Did she leave?"

1433
01:08:12,214 --> 01:08:14,841
I was like, "god, just..."

1434
01:08:14,925 --> 01:08:17,511
"I know you rock stars
move fast,"

1435
01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:19,972
"on to the next town,
like, just..."

1436
01:08:20,055 --> 01:08:21,765
God. Here, take it.

1437
01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:24,101
Hey.

1438
01:08:24,184 --> 01:08:25,477
Hey, how was last night?

1439
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:28,146
Amazing. Wait. Where are you?

1440
01:08:28,230 --> 01:08:30,607
Are you with, uh...
Yeah. Charlie.

1441
01:08:30,691 --> 01:08:32,401
Still? Still.

1442
01:08:35,028 --> 01:08:36,446
"Charlie. Still."

1443
01:08:36,530 --> 01:08:38,573
Let's just move that to Tuesday.

1444
01:08:38,657 --> 01:08:41,576
But they're expecting you.
Sorry. Just tell 'em no.

1445
01:08:42,369 --> 01:08:43,787
Okay. Okay.

1446
01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:45,372
I'll call you later.

1447
01:08:45,831 --> 01:08:48,583
Did I hear you just
rearranging your day for me?

1448
01:08:49,418 --> 01:08:50,544
Maybe.

1449
01:08:51,086 --> 01:08:52,504
And you're welcome.

1450
01:08:53,088 --> 01:08:54,172
Thank you.

1451
01:08:55,340 --> 01:08:56,550
You and your mom?

1452
01:08:56,633 --> 01:08:58,010
Yeah, at coney island.

1453
01:08:58,093 --> 01:08:59,094
The wonder wheel.

1454
01:08:59,177 --> 01:09:01,513
Well, we actually called it
"the wishing wheel."

1455
01:09:01,596 --> 01:09:03,473
Yeah. We loved going out there.

1456
01:09:03,557 --> 01:09:05,451
Although the last time
that I took her out there,

1457
01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:07,144
it was closed
'cause it was winter.

1458
01:09:07,227 --> 01:09:09,354
Itwas, like, right before
she passed away.

1459
01:09:09,438 --> 01:09:10,856
I'm sorry. No, no.

1460
01:09:10,939 --> 01:09:13,317
It's okay.
I like talking about her.

1461
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:14,818
It happened a while ago

1462
01:09:14,901 --> 01:09:17,487
when Lou was like five, but...

1463
01:09:18,572 --> 01:09:22,743
They definitely got to spend
some good times together.

1464
01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:25,704
And it's crazy how much
of her I see in Lou.

1465
01:09:26,246 --> 01:09:28,123
You think she would've liked me?

1466
01:09:28,206 --> 01:09:30,167
What? No.

1467
01:09:30,250 --> 01:09:31,668
Yes, she would've loved you.

1468
01:09:31,752 --> 01:09:33,587
She would've thought
you were amazing.

1469
01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:35,714
I mean, she might have
questioned a few things.

1470
01:09:35,797 --> 01:09:37,090
She was very...

1471
01:09:37,799 --> 01:09:39,426
Well, she was very
self-sufficient.

1472
01:09:40,594 --> 01:09:43,072
Well, I'm, like, the most
self-sufficient person on the planet.

1473
01:09:43,096 --> 01:09:45,182
I mean, I do more things
in one day... no, I know.

1474
01:09:45,265 --> 01:09:46,641
I know you do.
I'm not saying that.

1475
01:09:46,725 --> 01:09:48,393
I'm saying you have
a lot of people,

1476
01:09:48,477 --> 01:09:49,746
you know, kind of
handling things.

1477
01:09:49,770 --> 01:09:51,980
There's nothing wrong
with having help.

1478
01:09:52,064 --> 01:09:53,499
I mean, it doesn't mean
I'm helpless.

1479
01:09:53,523 --> 01:09:55,460
It just means that I have
a lot of things on my plate.

1480
01:09:55,484 --> 01:09:58,445
I know, but you might not need
as many people helping you

1481
01:09:58,528 --> 01:09:59,905
as you think you do.

1482
01:10:00,322 --> 01:10:01,823
So, what are you saying?

1483
01:10:02,574 --> 01:10:05,202
You want me to try being alone?

1484
01:10:05,285 --> 01:10:06,679
Because I could go
be alone right now.

1485
01:10:06,703 --> 01:10:08,246
No, no, no, uh, let's be clear.

1486
01:10:08,330 --> 01:10:11,541
"Alone" means without help,
not alone without me.

1487
01:10:12,084 --> 01:10:13,126
Wait.

1488
01:10:14,044 --> 01:10:15,670
Is this a challenge?

1489
01:10:15,754 --> 01:10:16,754
Now you get it.

1490
01:10:16,838 --> 01:10:18,715
What, are you challenging
me? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

1491
01:10:18,799 --> 01:10:21,593
Yeah, but let's make it
a real challenge, okay?

1492
01:10:21,676 --> 01:10:23,720
Okay. That means
without doormen.

1493
01:10:23,804 --> 01:10:25,764
Without yes-Melissa. Fine.

1494
01:10:25,847 --> 01:10:27,057
Without cooks,

1495
01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:29,101
without cleaners,
without hair extenders.

1496
01:10:29,184 --> 01:10:31,186
Yeah, this is serious.

1497
01:10:31,269 --> 01:10:32,646
Without live-feeding.

1498
01:10:32,729 --> 01:10:35,065
Without constant
filming updates.

1499
01:10:35,148 --> 01:10:37,401
Without all that
little stuff. Gone.

1500
01:10:37,901 --> 01:10:39,653
Okay. I can do that.

1501
01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:41,863
Okay. What are you gonna do?

1502
01:10:41,947 --> 01:10:43,657
Me? I'm... you know,
I'm gonna be there.

1503
01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:44,825
I'm gonna monitor.

1504
01:10:44,908 --> 01:10:46,034
Mm-mm.

1505
01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:47,244
Nice try, buddy.

1506
01:10:47,327 --> 01:10:48,995
Okay. What?

1507
01:10:50,789 --> 01:10:52,207
You're gonna
get on social media.

1508
01:10:52,290 --> 01:10:53,375
Yes. No.

1509
01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:54,960
Come on, that's...
This is about you.

1510
01:10:55,043 --> 01:10:56,323
You're gonna go on social media.

1511
01:10:56,378 --> 01:10:57,796
You're gonna have Snapchat

1512
01:10:57,879 --> 01:10:59,714
and Instagram and tiktok.

1513
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:01,758
You're gonna do a dance!
Yes! This is about you.

1514
01:11:01,842 --> 01:11:03,093
Don't flip it. No, listen.

1515
01:11:03,176 --> 01:11:04,803
Why are you so judgmental?

1516
01:11:04,886 --> 01:11:06,304
It's so crazy.

1517
01:11:06,721 --> 01:11:08,682
No, look, this is gonna
be a great thing.

1518
01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:11,143
It's an amazing platform
for you as a teacher.

1519
01:11:11,226 --> 01:11:12,310
Seriously.

1520
01:11:12,978 --> 01:11:14,646
If you don't do it,
I'm not doing it.

1521
01:11:16,523 --> 01:11:17,524
Okay.

1522
01:11:19,526 --> 01:11:22,362
So, this is your little getaway?

1523
01:11:23,822 --> 01:11:25,449
Nope. It's locked.

1524
01:11:34,332 --> 01:11:35,750
Nothing under there?

1525
01:11:36,126 --> 01:11:37,836
Gosh. Dang it.

1526
01:11:39,087 --> 01:11:41,131
Jeff, can you...
No, no, that's cheating.

1527
01:11:41,214 --> 01:11:43,467
Come on. What are you gonna do?

1528
01:11:43,550 --> 01:11:44,968
You got a little problem.

1529
01:11:45,051 --> 01:11:47,596
Sometimes you just got
to concede. It's okay.

1530
01:11:58,315 --> 01:12:00,984
You really like to win.

1531
01:12:01,067 --> 01:12:03,361
Yes! Uh! Ha ha.

1532
01:12:04,571 --> 01:12:05,780
Coming?

1533
01:12:09,910 --> 01:12:12,078
I'm sorry I couldn't find
the wine glasses.

1534
01:12:13,413 --> 01:12:15,749
It's better.

1535
01:12:17,584 --> 01:12:18,919
Living room.

1536
01:12:21,588 --> 01:12:23,840
Oh, this... no. Sound.

1537
01:12:25,008 --> 01:12:26,468
Oh, my god.

1538
01:12:27,636 --> 01:12:30,138
Jesus! Whose house is this?

1539
01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:32,182
Well, that actually
could be nice

1540
01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:34,518
to offset the breeze
from the broken window.

1541
01:12:34,601 --> 01:12:36,603
We can make s'mores.
I like s'mores.

1542
01:12:36,686 --> 01:12:37,854
Yeah. Me, too.

1543
01:12:37,938 --> 01:12:40,774
What comes after love...

1544
01:12:40,857 --> 01:12:44,861
I am going to make us
these smoothies all by myself.

1545
01:12:44,945 --> 01:12:49,074
I don't think my heart
was made to break this much

1546
01:12:49,157 --> 01:12:52,619
tell me there's a
happy ever after us...

1547
01:12:53,787 --> 01:12:55,747
I think you may
have forgotten this.

1548
01:12:55,830 --> 01:12:57,999
Jesus, he's had an account
for 45 minutes,

1549
01:12:58,083 --> 01:12:59,876
and he already has
half a million followers.

1550
01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:01,062
Oh, my god. Look.
Halfa million?

1551
01:13:01,086 --> 01:13:02,326
Now you need your own web page.

1552
01:13:02,379 --> 01:13:05,090
Already created it on wix.Com.

1553
01:13:05,173 --> 01:13:06,716
"Numbers neva lie."

1554
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:08,320
Oh, that's perfect.
That is a good one.

1555
01:13:08,426 --> 01:13:10,720
Ilovethat do you love
that? Yeah, I do like it.

1556
01:13:10,804 --> 01:13:12,931
So, what do you want
your caption to be, Mr. G?

1557
01:13:14,933 --> 01:13:16,726
"If you sit in the question,"

1558
01:13:16,810 --> 01:13:19,271
"the answer will find you."

1559
01:13:25,986 --> 01:13:28,446
Sorry, I was checking out
this guy on Instagram.

1560
01:13:28,530 --> 01:13:29,990
Oh, should I bejealous?

1561
01:13:30,073 --> 01:13:33,368
He sounds very
interesting and handsome.

1562
01:13:33,451 --> 01:13:35,287
Just posting about
all this math stuff.

1563
01:13:35,370 --> 01:13:36,746
One of those.

1564
01:13:37,289 --> 01:13:38,790
Brought you an apple.

1565
01:13:46,214 --> 01:13:47,841
Happy birthday, part one.

1566
01:13:49,718 --> 01:13:50,802
Thank you.

1567
01:13:50,885 --> 01:13:52,178
Yeah, on my last birthday,

1568
01:13:52,262 --> 01:13:54,598
I was at a math conference
in the poconos.

1569
01:13:54,723 --> 01:13:57,517
Oh! I have a lot
to live up to. Yes.

1570
01:13:57,601 --> 01:13:58,935
Open it! Okay.

1571
01:14:03,857 --> 01:14:07,277
Like, a handkerchief or...

1572
01:14:07,861 --> 01:14:09,112
Turn around.

1573
01:14:09,821 --> 01:14:11,615
Oh, it's a blindfold.

1574
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,577
I'm a little taken aback.

1575
01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:18,455
I, uh, didn't know
this was yourthing,

1576
01:14:18,538 --> 01:14:22,083
but whatever
you're... into. Shh.

1577
01:14:22,876 --> 01:14:24,502
Okay, straight ahead.
Okay.

1578
01:14:24,586 --> 01:14:26,087
I got to say,
I'm getting excited.

1579
01:14:26,171 --> 01:14:27,464
You should be. Okay.

1580
01:14:27,547 --> 01:14:28,715
Wait, turn around.

1581
01:14:28,798 --> 01:14:30,425
It's not a pinata.

1582
01:14:30,508 --> 01:14:32,177
Maybe. Okay.

1583
01:14:32,260 --> 01:14:33,261
That's it, right there.

1584
01:14:33,345 --> 01:14:35,221
That's where I need you. Yeah.

1585
01:14:35,305 --> 01:14:37,015
You ready? Okay.

1586
01:14:48,401 --> 01:14:49,736
Happy birthday.

1587
01:14:51,321 --> 01:14:52,572
How?

1588
01:14:53,615 --> 01:14:55,408
I know a guy who knows a guy.

1589
01:14:57,869 --> 01:14:59,371
Come on.

1590
01:15:02,874 --> 01:15:04,793
Okay, so
we're on the wishing wheel.

1591
01:15:04,876 --> 01:15:07,212
Yes. Go ahead.

1592
01:15:11,591 --> 01:15:14,052
'Kay, done. Your turn.
Make a wish.

1593
01:15:15,887 --> 01:15:17,555
I already got it.

1594
01:15:31,945 --> 01:15:33,905
Since you came around

1595
01:15:33,988 --> 01:15:35,740
you're testing my faith

1596
01:15:35,824 --> 01:15:37,283
I'm praying out loud

1597
01:15:37,367 --> 01:15:38,451
yeah.

1598
01:15:38,535 --> 01:15:40,537
I feel it in my chest...

1599
01:15:40,620 --> 01:15:43,623
Yes! 21!

1600
01:15:43,707 --> 01:15:44,833
Hey yeah!

1601
01:15:44,916 --> 01:15:46,126
Come on. Okay. Sorry.

1602
01:15:46,209 --> 01:15:47,585
Great day, you guys.

1603
01:15:47,669 --> 01:15:50,422
We are finished.
Grab your stuff.

1604
01:15:51,339 --> 01:15:54,259
I'm ready. You are.
You're gonna be great.

1605
01:15:54,342 --> 01:15:55,528
Yo, is that bastian?
Amazing.

1606
01:15:55,552 --> 01:15:56,612
Thanks.
What's up, kids?

1607
01:15:56,636 --> 01:15:58,556
Oh, my god, bastian!

1608
01:15:58,888 --> 01:15:59,889
Wait, what's going on?

1609
01:15:59,973 --> 01:16:01,474
He insisted on coming.

1610
01:16:01,558 --> 01:16:03,935
Hey, come on, now. Your
parents are waiting for you outside.

1611
01:16:04,018 --> 01:16:06,229
Okay. See you later,
guys. See you. Bye.

1612
01:16:06,312 --> 01:16:07,456
I tried to give you a heads-up,

1613
01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:09,040
but somebody wasn't
answering her phone.

1614
01:16:09,065 --> 01:16:10,334
No, no. There are
no phones at school.

1615
01:16:10,358 --> 01:16:12,318
What are you guys doing here?
You got nominated

1616
01:16:12,402 --> 01:16:15,697
for best pop vocal performance
at the grammys.

1617
01:16:15,780 --> 01:16:18,658
What? Marry me...

1618
01:16:18,742 --> 01:16:20,827
Oh, my god! We got nominated!

1619
01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:22,513
Can you believe it?
Collins: Congratulations.

1620
01:16:22,537 --> 01:16:24,330
Oh, my god, yes!
Congratulations.

1621
01:16:24,414 --> 01:16:26,291
Yes. Oh, my god.

1622
01:16:26,374 --> 01:16:27,459
I can't believe this.

1623
01:16:27,542 --> 01:16:28,894
It was only
a matter of time, babe.

1624
01:16:28,918 --> 01:16:30,754
Oh, my god. You should tell her.

1625
01:16:30,837 --> 01:16:32,797
Oh, yeah.
So, um, bastian's concert

1626
01:16:32,881 --> 01:16:34,721
at Madison square garden
on Friday is streaming

1627
01:16:34,758 --> 01:16:37,469
across multiple platforms,
so there's loads of exposure.

1628
01:16:37,552 --> 01:16:40,889
Yeah, he thought we could
surprise everyone and do marry me.

1629
01:16:40,972 --> 01:16:42,932
Right. Now, the
ballots are out next week,

1630
01:16:43,016 --> 01:16:45,643
and nobody's seen you two
together since...

1631
01:16:45,810 --> 01:16:47,187
Well, you know, a while.

1632
01:16:50,190 --> 01:16:51,357
You know, we don't have any

1633
01:16:51,441 --> 01:16:53,651
of the dancers in town.
No, no, no.

1634
01:16:53,735 --> 01:16:54,895
It's short notice. I don't...

1635
01:16:54,944 --> 01:16:57,071
No, butwait. But we
can do the ballad version.

1636
01:16:57,155 --> 01:16:59,574
The one that we wanted
to release after the ceremony.

1637
01:17:03,912 --> 01:17:05,497
I don't know, Sebastian.

1638
01:17:05,747 --> 01:17:07,040
"Sebastian"?

1639
01:17:10,710 --> 01:17:12,670
Come on. "Sebastian"?

1640
01:17:12,754 --> 01:17:13,755
That's his real name.

1641
01:17:13,838 --> 01:17:15,048
Look, canljust_

1642
01:17:15,131 --> 01:17:17,050
I know this is a little...

1643
01:17:17,133 --> 01:17:18,319
I'm not trying to make
a thing here,

1644
01:17:18,343 --> 01:17:20,637
but this is the song that
you were gonna get married to.

1645
01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:22,430
This is huge for me.

1646
01:17:22,514 --> 01:17:24,599
Totally. Totally.

1647
01:17:25,433 --> 01:17:27,268
You should come.
I want you to come.

1648
01:17:27,352 --> 01:17:28,895
Are you gonna come with us?

1649
01:17:31,356 --> 01:17:32,774
Right. Okay. I mean, it's...

1650
01:17:32,857 --> 01:17:34,400
It's not a big deal.

1651
01:17:35,026 --> 01:17:36,736
The nomination is.

1652
01:17:37,946 --> 01:17:39,823
So please don't be upset.

1653
01:17:39,906 --> 01:17:42,158
Uh, I'm just being ajerk.

1654
01:17:42,242 --> 01:17:43,576
And I'm sorry.

1655
01:17:43,660 --> 01:17:46,329
I just want you to remember
award shows are bullshit

1656
01:17:46,412 --> 01:17:48,873
and you don't need them
to tell you how good you are.

1657
01:17:50,041 --> 01:17:51,417
I know.

1658
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:53,294
Just do me a favor.

1659
01:17:53,378 --> 01:17:55,755
Don't say "Sebastian."

1660
01:17:58,842 --> 01:18:00,218
See you, babe.

1661
01:18:01,594 --> 01:18:02,679
See you soon. Hey.

1662
01:18:02,762 --> 01:18:04,138
We got to schedule
a band rehearsal

1663
01:18:04,222 --> 01:18:06,057
and a wardrobe fitting. Okay.

1664
01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:07,475
Now? Yes, now.

1665
01:18:07,559 --> 01:18:08,977
Yes. Okay. You good?

1666
01:18:09,060 --> 01:18:10,562
I'm good. Are you sure?

1667
01:18:10,645 --> 01:18:12,063
Okay, I'll call you.

1668
01:18:12,146 --> 01:18:14,232
This is gonna be so exciting!

1669
01:18:25,118 --> 01:18:26,244
Hey.

1670
01:18:28,121 --> 01:18:29,873
You okay? Yeah.

1671
01:18:29,956 --> 01:18:32,625
Just keeping tank company.

1672
01:18:32,709 --> 01:18:34,294
Good dog.

1673
01:18:37,463 --> 01:18:41,050
You're afraid she'll fall back in
love with bastian and dump you?

1674
01:18:44,637 --> 01:18:45,972
Yeah.

1675
01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:47,849
I'd be afraid of that, too.

1676
01:18:56,608 --> 01:18:58,026
Thank you. Thank you very much.

1677
01:18:58,109 --> 01:18:59,485
Thank you. Um...

1678
01:19:00,987 --> 01:19:03,406
I have a little surprise
for you tonight.

1679
01:19:05,074 --> 01:19:06,367
There is a woman

1680
01:19:07,619 --> 01:19:09,162
who's been my heart...

1681
01:19:09,996 --> 01:19:11,956
And my biggest inspiration.

1682
01:19:23,468 --> 01:19:25,178
She always gonna be my family.

1683
01:19:26,971 --> 01:19:28,514
And we're always gonna have...

1684
01:19:29,766 --> 01:19:31,059
Marry me.

1685
01:19:46,866 --> 01:19:48,368
Crowd's going bananas.

1686
01:19:48,451 --> 01:19:49,619
I know.

1687
01:19:50,328 --> 01:19:52,413
I don't know if I'd say
"bananas," but...

1688
01:19:57,835 --> 01:20:00,380
I've never seen forever

1689
01:20:00,713 --> 01:20:04,050
I've never seen forever
in the wild

1690
01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:09,055
but now I'm lookin'
now I'm lookin' in its eyes

1691
01:20:09,597 --> 01:20:11,724
baby, you're my shelter

1692
01:20:12,350 --> 01:20:15,311
shelter from a broken paradise

1693
01:20:15,687 --> 01:20:20,984
I couldn't dream it any
better if I tried

1694
01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:25,154
true love gotta ring, ring, ring

1695
01:20:25,238 --> 01:20:28,116
church bells
let 'em ring, ring, ring

1696
01:20:28,199 --> 01:20:30,493
you're the queen
I'll be the king, king, king

1697
01:20:30,576 --> 01:20:33,788
for life, for life for love

1698
01:20:34,163 --> 01:20:37,083
marry me marry me, say yes

1699
01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:40,003
marry me marry me, say yes

1700
01:20:40,086 --> 01:20:42,672
marry me marry me, say yes

1701
01:20:42,755 --> 01:20:45,633
for the rest
the rest of your life

1702
01:20:45,717 --> 01:20:48,011
I'm-a fly her off to Vegas

1703
01:20:48,428 --> 01:20:51,097
we could tie it up tonight
no Patience

1704
01:20:51,180 --> 01:20:54,100
take my last name
put it where your name is

1705
01:20:54,183 --> 01:20:57,353
have they ever seen
a love this famous?

1706
01:20:57,437 --> 01:20:59,731
They never, no, they never

1707
01:21:00,148 --> 01:21:02,942
this forever, ever
ever, ever, ever

1708
01:21:03,026 --> 01:21:05,570
ain't nobody do it better
better, better

1709
01:21:06,654 --> 01:21:08,489
every song we getting better

1710
01:21:08,906 --> 01:21:10,950
true love gotta ring, ring, ring

1711
01:21:11,034 --> 01:21:12,035
ooh, we gotta

1712
01:21:12,118 --> 01:21:13,578
church bells
let 'em ring, ring, ring

1713
01:21:13,661 --> 01:21:14,871
ooh, they gotta

1714
01:21:14,954 --> 01:21:17,081
this queen need
a king, king, king

1715
01:21:17,165 --> 01:21:18,791
for life for life, for life

1716
01:21:18,875 --> 01:21:20,460
yeah for life

1717
01:21:20,543 --> 01:21:22,712
true love gotta ring, ring, ring

1718
01:21:22,795 --> 01:21:24,047
ring, ring church bells

1719
01:21:24,130 --> 01:21:25,673
let 'em ring, ring, ring

1720
01:21:25,757 --> 01:21:26,758
ring, ring

1721
01:21:26,841 --> 01:21:28,509
angels gonna sing, sing, sing

1722
01:21:28,593 --> 01:21:31,679
tonight, tonight tonight, baby

1723
01:21:32,346 --> 01:21:35,433
marry me marry me, say yes

1724
01:21:35,516 --> 01:21:38,102
marry me marry me, say yes

1725
01:21:38,186 --> 01:21:41,606
marry me, marry me
say yes for the rest

1726
01:21:41,689 --> 01:21:44,317
the rest of your life
marry me, baby

1727
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:46,903
marry me marry me, say yes

1728
01:21:46,986 --> 01:21:49,989
marry me marry me, say yes

1729
01:21:50,073 --> 01:21:52,575
marry me marry me, say yes

1730
01:21:52,658 --> 01:21:55,036
for the rest
the rest of your life

1731
01:22:18,518 --> 01:22:22,230
Ma-ma-ma-ma
ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-marry me

1732
01:22:22,313 --> 01:22:24,273
won't you marry me, baby?

1733
01:22:24,357 --> 01:22:27,401
Ma-ma-ma-ma
ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-marry me

1734
01:22:27,485 --> 01:22:29,821
I want you in my life so bad

1735
01:22:29,904 --> 01:22:34,033
ma-ma-ma-ma
ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-marry me

1736
01:22:34,117 --> 01:22:35,952
won't you love me, baby?

1737
01:22:36,035 --> 01:22:40,164
Ma-ma-ma-ma
ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-marry me

1738
01:23:04,397 --> 01:23:06,774
Get your ass to the garden.

1739
01:23:16,909 --> 01:23:18,202
Yes!

1740
01:23:18,286 --> 01:23:19,871
Yeah. Pose.
We did it.

1741
01:23:19,954 --> 01:23:21,539
We look so good!

1742
01:23:24,208 --> 01:23:25,477
You guys' chemistry
is off the charts.

1743
01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:26,901
Come on, guys.
Let's do it.

1744
01:23:26,961 --> 01:23:28,241
WoAnd the audience felt it.

1745
01:23:45,730 --> 01:23:46,939
Yeah. You know?

1746
01:23:47,023 --> 01:23:49,025
Hey. Oh, my god.

1747
01:23:49,108 --> 01:23:51,068
Hey. I didn't know
you were coming.

1748
01:23:51,152 --> 01:23:52,778
No, iwasn't,
and then I was like,

1749
01:23:52,862 --> 01:23:54,780
"I'm gonna get
down there," and...

1750
01:23:54,864 --> 01:23:56,157
But I didn't have a pass,

1751
01:23:56,240 --> 01:23:57,885
so I couldn't get in at first,
and then luckily,

1752
01:23:57,909 --> 01:23:59,952
someone saw me
and they brought me backstage

1753
01:24:00,036 --> 01:24:01,996
and then brought me over here.

1754
01:24:02,997 --> 01:24:04,165
So, you didn't see it?

1755
01:24:04,248 --> 01:24:06,792
No, no, I did. I did. Yeah.

1756
01:24:06,918 --> 01:24:08,794
We”... did you like it?

1757
01:24:08,878 --> 01:24:10,963
I thought it was amazing.

1758
01:24:11,047 --> 01:24:12,924
I was really happy for you.

1759
01:24:13,007 --> 01:24:14,508
I think you're amazing.

1760
01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:17,929
Can you guys... you know,
fine, we'll go over here.

1761
01:24:18,012 --> 01:24:19,263
Yeah.

1762
01:24:25,811 --> 01:24:28,022
It was great. It was...

1763
01:24:28,105 --> 01:24:30,274
Social media is exploding.

1764
01:24:30,358 --> 01:24:33,277
It's, uh... they're even saying
you guys are back together.

1765
01:24:33,361 --> 01:24:35,655
Well, if social media says
it's true, it must be true.

1766
01:24:41,077 --> 01:24:42,119
Wait, are you okay?

1767
01:24:42,203 --> 01:24:44,163
Yeah, no, I'm good.
I'm good. I'm just...

1768
01:24:44,247 --> 01:24:48,334
I'm looking at you here,
and it... it all worked out.

1769
01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:51,003
I mean, no one even
remembers the meltdown.

1770
01:24:51,087 --> 01:24:53,214
I know. It's crazy, right?

1771
01:24:55,049 --> 01:24:56,676
I'm really happy for you.

1772
01:24:56,759 --> 01:24:58,010
You deserve it.

1773
01:24:58,761 --> 01:25:00,137
You really do.

1774
01:25:08,729 --> 01:25:10,231
God, he can sing.

1775
01:25:10,314 --> 01:25:13,859
Dame UN segundo
UN segundo chance...

1776
01:25:13,943 --> 01:25:15,194
"Segundo chance."

1777
01:25:15,278 --> 01:25:17,780
What is that? Second chances?

1778
01:25:19,407 --> 01:25:20,783
It's just a song.

1779
01:25:20,866 --> 01:25:22,159
Maybe.

1780
01:25:22,702 --> 01:25:24,662
Maybe it's something more.

1781
01:25:27,957 --> 01:25:29,417
What's going on?

1782
01:25:29,500 --> 01:25:31,252
Look, I know this is a big deal,

1783
01:25:31,335 --> 01:25:33,129
and that's why
I wanted to come down here,

1784
01:25:33,212 --> 01:25:35,131
but I don't fit.

1785
01:25:35,214 --> 01:25:38,384
And I think that's
objectively pretty true.

1786
01:25:38,467 --> 01:25:40,553
And we don't need to...
So, what are you saying?

1787
01:25:42,805 --> 01:25:45,099
Look, if I'm being
honest with myself,

1788
01:25:45,182 --> 01:25:46,851
I really came down here

1789
01:25:46,934 --> 01:25:49,520
just to say that this...
I don't think this works.

1790
01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:53,983
Can I have a bottle
of hennessy x.O? Yeah?

1791
01:25:55,318 --> 01:25:56,485
Are you breaking up with me?

1792
01:25:56,569 --> 01:25:59,238
Katarina. Kat.

1793
01:25:59,447 --> 01:26:01,032
Kat, come here.

1794
01:26:01,157 --> 01:26:03,117
Come here. It's okay. Go.

1795
01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:04,327
Go.

1796
01:26:04,410 --> 01:26:06,037
Come here. What are you saying?

1797
01:26:06,120 --> 01:26:07,806
Tell me what you... what do you
mean? Everybody's calling you.

1798
01:26:07,830 --> 01:26:09,081
It's nothing. Talk later.

1799
01:26:09,165 --> 01:26:11,042
Go. Go.
Come here, baby.

1800
01:26:11,125 --> 01:26:12,418
It's fine. Keep going.

1801
01:26:12,501 --> 01:26:15,588
Come on. Kat!

1802
01:26:20,551 --> 01:26:23,387
Guys, raise your glasses

1803
01:26:24,347 --> 01:26:27,308
to the woman who made
all this possible tonight.

1804
01:26:28,851 --> 01:26:30,186
To you.

1805
01:26:30,269 --> 01:26:31,437
To you, Kat.

1806
01:26:32,188 --> 01:26:34,106
Salud. Salud.

1807
01:26:34,565 --> 01:26:35,566
Salud. Salud.

1808
01:26:35,649 --> 01:26:37,276
Yes, cheers!

1809
01:26:38,694 --> 01:26:40,321
It's for you, Kat!

1810
01:27:07,640 --> 01:27:09,725
Always knew you

1811
01:27:09,809 --> 01:27:13,646
even when I didn't know you

1812
01:27:13,729 --> 01:27:17,274
don't make sense but it do

1813
01:27:18,192 --> 01:27:21,278
I was on my way to you

1814
01:27:23,114 --> 01:27:27,368
every teardrop fell so heavy

1815
01:27:27,451 --> 01:27:32,873
hurt like hell, but
heaven sent me through

1816
01:27:34,208 --> 01:27:36,877
I was on my way to you

1817
01:27:42,258 --> 01:27:46,178
And every heartbreak
was a yellow brick road

1818
01:27:46,262 --> 01:27:49,932
pointing me straight
just taking me home

1819
01:27:50,015 --> 01:27:51,684
I was never lost

1820
01:27:51,767 --> 01:27:54,854
I was just passing through

1821
01:27:55,688 --> 01:27:59,942
I was on my way to you

1822
01:28:01,402 --> 01:28:05,114
hope was hopeless
faith was running

1823
01:28:05,197 --> 01:28:10,286
didn't notice you
were coming through

1824
01:28:10,911 --> 01:28:13,497
you were on your way, too

1825
01:28:15,916 --> 01:28:19,712
and you don't believe
in meant to be

1826
01:28:19,795 --> 01:28:25,593
but somehow you were
meant for me, it's true

1827
01:28:25,676 --> 01:28:29,346
yeah, you were on your way
to me, too

1828
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:35,561
every heartbreak
was a yellow brick road

1829
01:28:35,644 --> 01:28:39,064
pointing me straight
just taking me home

1830
01:28:39,148 --> 01:28:40,691
I was never lost

1831
01:28:40,774 --> 01:28:44,737
I was just passing through

1832
01:28:44,820 --> 01:28:48,616
I was on my way to you

1833
01:28:48,699 --> 01:28:52,119
I was on my way to you

1834
01:28:52,203 --> 01:28:56,207
I was on my way to you

1835
01:28:56,290 --> 01:29:01,629
I was on my way to you, oh

1836
01:29:01,712 --> 01:29:05,424
I'm on my way on my way to you

1837
01:29:05,508 --> 01:29:07,259
on my way

1838
01:29:07,343 --> 01:29:09,470
on my way to you

1839
01:29:09,553 --> 01:29:11,138
on my way

1840
01:29:11,222 --> 01:29:16,393
on my way to you, oh

1841
01:29:16,477 --> 01:29:20,481
I'm on my way I'm on my way

1842
01:29:20,564 --> 01:29:22,399
on my way

1843
01:29:22,483 --> 01:29:24,026
on my way to you

1844
01:29:24,109 --> 01:29:26,237
on my way

1845
01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:31,951
on my way to you, oh

1846
01:29:32,034 --> 01:29:35,829
and every heartbreak
was a yellow brick road

1847
01:29:35,913 --> 01:29:39,583
pointing me straight
just taking me home

1848
01:29:39,667 --> 01:29:41,544
I was never lost

1849
01:29:41,627 --> 01:29:45,047
I was just passing through

1850
01:29:45,130 --> 01:29:47,508
on my way to you

1851
01:29:47,591 --> 01:29:49,009
on my way

1852
01:29:49,093 --> 01:29:51,428
on my way to you ooh

1853
01:29:51,512 --> 01:29:54,640
on my way on my way to you

1854
01:29:54,723 --> 01:29:56,433
on my way

1855
01:29:56,517 --> 01:30:00,145
on my way to you

1856
01:30:00,229 --> 01:30:01,897
oh, my darling

1857
01:30:01,981 --> 01:30:04,316
I'm on my way

1858
01:30:19,456 --> 01:30:21,375
Come on, Charlie.
Don't be stupid.

1859
01:30:21,458 --> 01:30:23,210
Well, it's a little late
for that.

1860
01:30:24,503 --> 01:30:26,338
You got another one.
Take it, please.

1861
01:30:26,422 --> 01:30:28,090
It's made out to the school.

1862
01:30:28,173 --> 01:30:30,634
It just feels a little unseemly.

1863
01:30:30,718 --> 01:30:32,469
I didn't do it for the money.
I know,

1864
01:30:32,553 --> 01:30:35,139
but if you don't take the check,
then the prenup's not binding.

1865
01:30:35,598 --> 01:30:37,016
You could sell your story.

1866
01:30:37,099 --> 01:30:38,183
You could write a book.

1867
01:30:39,935 --> 01:30:41,687
Is that what you think of me?

1868
01:30:44,148 --> 01:30:45,983
Oh, come on, Charlie.

1869
01:30:46,066 --> 01:30:47,568
I was rooting for you.

1870
01:30:47,651 --> 01:30:49,862
I wanted it to work.
The whole world wanted it to.

1871
01:30:49,945 --> 01:30:53,198
I'm sorry to disappoint
you and the world.

1872
01:30:53,282 --> 01:30:54,700
You're disappointing yourself.

1873
01:30:54,783 --> 01:30:56,827
I'm protecting myself.

1874
01:30:57,786 --> 01:30:58,871
I can't get away from her.

1875
01:30:58,954 --> 01:31:02,666
There's always a poster,
a vitamix or a billboard.

1876
01:31:02,750 --> 01:31:05,169
You know they're not together?

1877
01:31:09,089 --> 01:31:10,299
Maybe not.

1878
01:31:11,759 --> 01:31:13,218
But, Colin, can you
do me a favor?

1879
01:31:13,302 --> 01:31:15,888
Will you be there for her
when she figures it all out?

1880
01:31:16,180 --> 01:31:17,723
She's gonna need someone.

1881
01:31:26,690 --> 01:31:30,235
On Friday's show, we'll
be talking to the beautiful Kat valdez

1882
01:31:30,319 --> 01:31:32,404
about her new hit single
"on my way,"

1883
01:31:32,488 --> 01:31:35,449
with a special surprise guest
that you won't want to miss.

1884
01:31:38,702 --> 01:31:40,663
Night. Night.

1885
01:31:40,746 --> 01:31:42,915
Established byjaw snapping,

1886
01:31:42,998 --> 01:31:46,168
headbutting or tail slapping.

1887
01:31:46,251 --> 01:31:49,755
Physical dominance
establishes the leader.

1888
01:31:49,838 --> 01:31:53,717
Pods can travel in herds
of up to hundreds of dolphins

1889
01:31:53,801 --> 01:31:56,136
and can cover 80 miles.

1890
01:32:11,860 --> 01:32:14,446
Mathalon, baby,
with the mathalonians.

1891
01:32:14,530 --> 01:32:16,573
Headed to peoria, Illinois. Hey.

1892
01:32:16,657 --> 01:32:17,825
Coming to get ya.

1893
01:32:17,950 --> 01:32:19,910
Wait, what are you doing?
We're live.

1894
01:32:19,993 --> 01:32:23,455
Say something smart
or witty or, uh, numeric.

1895
01:32:23,539 --> 01:32:25,541
5,000 people are watching.

1896
01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:28,919
Charles. I'm serious.

1897
01:32:29,002 --> 01:32:30,671
I can't. Turn it off.

1898
01:32:30,754 --> 01:32:32,715
Are you at some point
gonna be fun again?

1899
01:32:32,798 --> 01:32:33,966
I was never fun.

1900
01:32:34,049 --> 01:32:36,343
That's true,
and I love you anyway.

1901
01:32:36,427 --> 01:32:38,721
You know, you're not
always gonna feel this way.

1902
01:32:38,804 --> 01:32:41,074
You're lucky you made it. We
were gonna leave without you.

1903
01:32:41,098 --> 01:32:42,391
Parker. No, we weren't.

1904
01:32:42,474 --> 01:32:44,810
Come on, let's go, Percy.
We absolutely were.

1905
01:32:46,103 --> 01:32:48,480
Lloved
you and Charlie as a couple.

1906
01:32:49,148 --> 01:32:50,566
Are you still friends?

1907
01:32:51,608 --> 01:32:53,777
Is it okay if I ask you that?

1908
01:32:54,903 --> 01:32:55,988
Yeah.

1909
01:32:56,071 --> 01:32:57,281
Um, sure.

1910
01:32:58,365 --> 01:32:59,783
Yeah.

1911
01:32:59,867 --> 01:33:01,535
He seems like the sweetest man.

1912
01:33:02,244 --> 01:33:03,454
You know, I actually dmed him

1913
01:33:03,537 --> 01:33:06,039
to wish him luck
on his mathalon tomorrow.

1914
01:33:06,123 --> 01:33:09,543
He never answered, obviously.

1915
01:33:11,670 --> 01:33:13,422
Mathalon's tomorrow?

1916
01:33:13,714 --> 01:33:14,715
Yeah.

1917
01:33:15,924 --> 01:33:17,259
Hey. Hey.

1918
01:33:18,093 --> 01:33:19,595
I'll just fix that.

1919
01:33:19,678 --> 01:33:21,013
Thank you.

1920
01:33:22,181 --> 01:33:25,142
Oh, I like that. Oh, thank you.

1921
01:33:25,225 --> 01:33:27,311
Nice.

1922
01:33:27,394 --> 01:33:28,580
So, we've
been... we've been

1923
01:33:28,604 --> 01:33:30,165
beating around the bush,
and I think that

1924
01:33:30,189 --> 01:33:32,107
we should get right down to it.

1925
01:33:32,191 --> 01:33:34,777
I mean, we all know that
you guys are not "together,"

1926
01:33:34,860 --> 01:33:38,447
uh, yet you wrote
marry me for each other.

1927
01:33:38,572 --> 01:33:40,866
Uh, bastian wrote
segundo for Kat.

1928
01:33:40,949 --> 01:33:43,535
Kat wrote on my way for bastian.

1929
01:33:43,619 --> 01:33:46,580
I'd say the next song
should probably be, uh,

1930
01:33:46,663 --> 01:33:48,582
come on already! Am I right?

1931
01:33:50,042 --> 01:33:51,519
Let's see if we can
get these two guys

1932
01:33:51,543 --> 01:33:54,546
to sing a little romantic duet
when we come back. Ooh.

1933
01:33:54,671 --> 01:33:56,548
Do not change that channel.

1934
01:34:07,643 --> 01:34:09,686
I didn't write
on my way for bastian.

1935
01:34:15,859 --> 01:34:16,860
I'm sorry, Jimmy.

1936
01:34:16,944 --> 01:34:19,905
I know it's an inopportune
time to have an epiphany, but...

1937
01:34:21,448 --> 01:34:22,950
I don't want to go back.

1938
01:34:26,703 --> 01:34:29,915
Someone told me that if you
sit in the question long enough,

1939
01:34:30,874 --> 01:34:32,626
the answer finds you.

1940
01:34:34,127 --> 01:34:35,587
And the answer is...

1941
01:34:37,798 --> 01:34:40,592
I don't want to keep making
the same mistakes over and over.

1942
01:34:43,387 --> 01:34:45,222
I want something different.

1943
01:34:52,145 --> 01:34:54,690
Come here.

1944
01:34:59,570 --> 01:35:01,947
So, I'm guessing
no romantic duet.

1945
01:35:04,783 --> 01:35:06,052
Hey.
Kat!

1946
01:35:06,076 --> 01:35:07,494
That's Kat valdez.
Kat! Kat, wait!

1947
01:35:07,619 --> 01:35:10,289
Where you going? Reporter
3: Kat, hey! How about a shot, huh?

1948
01:35:10,372 --> 01:35:11,790
Peona.

1949
01:35:11,874 --> 01:35:13,333
I'll get you a plane.

1950
01:35:13,417 --> 01:35:15,752
I want to do this
by myself, okay?

1951
01:35:15,836 --> 01:35:17,438
Can't be that hard.
Reporter 4: Kat, come on.

1952
01:35:17,462 --> 01:35:19,107
Kat, where you
headed? How about another shot?

1953
01:35:19,131 --> 01:35:20,716
Take me to the airport.

1954
01:35:22,968 --> 01:35:25,387
Hey.
That's not our car.

1955
01:35:29,600 --> 01:35:30,976
Whoa. Is that Kat valdez?

1956
01:35:31,059 --> 01:35:32,811
Oh, my god. Kat valdez?

1957
01:35:32,895 --> 01:35:34,688
You're right.
What's she doing here?

1958
01:35:36,899 --> 01:35:38,901
Sorry. The last
connecting flight to peoria

1959
01:35:38,984 --> 01:35:41,153
is through Chicago,
but it's all sold out.

1960
01:35:41,236 --> 01:35:43,071
If you fly tomorrow...

1961
01:35:43,155 --> 01:35:45,115
Tonight. It has to be tonight.

1962
01:35:45,198 --> 01:35:47,159
The mathalon will be over
by noon tomorrow,

1963
01:35:47,242 --> 01:35:49,119
and I promised I'd be there.

1964
01:35:52,289 --> 01:35:56,293
I will give anyone $5,000 for
their standby slot to Chicago.

1965
01:35:56,376 --> 01:36:00,505
It's illegal. You can't
buy someone else's ticket.

1966
01:36:00,589 --> 01:36:02,549
You can't? Kat.

1967
01:36:02,633 --> 01:36:04,885
Did you know it's illegal to
buy someone else's ticket?

1968
01:36:04,968 --> 01:36:06,845
Uh, yeah. Everyone does.

1969
01:36:06,929 --> 01:36:08,680
Now, I can't get you a plane,

1970
01:36:08,764 --> 01:36:10,599
but we got you the last
available ticket.

1971
01:36:10,682 --> 01:36:11,850
It's in coach.

1972
01:36:11,934 --> 01:36:13,560
You're a lifesaver. Yeah.

1973
01:36:13,644 --> 01:36:15,479
Tell me that after
you get there, okay?

1974
01:36:15,562 --> 01:36:18,273
So, there's your passport
and some money.

1975
01:36:19,107 --> 01:36:20,651
Go find your answer.

1976
01:36:23,862 --> 01:36:25,739
Okay. Goon

1977
01:36:29,660 --> 01:36:32,055
pilot: Ladies and gentlemen,
due to freezing weather conditions

1978
01:36:32,079 --> 01:36:33,330
and some strong headwinds,

1979
01:36:33,413 --> 01:36:35,499
we will be in flight
a little longer than usual,

1980
01:36:35,582 --> 01:36:37,626
but we will get you there
by morning.

1981
01:36:37,709 --> 01:36:38,961
Excuse me, miss.

1982
01:36:39,044 --> 01:36:41,338
I'd like to buy champagne
and caviar for the whole flight.

1983
01:36:41,421 --> 01:36:44,049
I'm sorry. We only have
ham wraps, cheese cubes

1984
01:36:44,132 --> 01:36:45,467
and michelob ultra.

1985
01:36:45,550 --> 01:36:49,137
Okay, well, then ham wraps
and michelob ultra.

1986
01:36:50,055 --> 01:36:52,057
What about the cheese cubes?

1987
01:36:52,140 --> 01:36:54,226
Sure. Cheese cubes, too.
Why not?

1988
01:36:54,351 --> 01:36:58,855
Um, also, who wants to sell me
a very heavy winter coat?

1989
01:37:01,191 --> 01:37:04,403
Uh, the answer is nine?

1990
01:37:04,820 --> 01:37:06,780
That answer is correct.

1991
01:37:06,863 --> 01:37:08,782
This round goes
to the coolidge pi-thons.

1992
01:37:08,865 --> 01:37:11,284
Nice, Esther. Good job.

1993
01:37:11,368 --> 01:37:13,161
Go, Esther!

1994
01:37:17,749 --> 01:37:20,127
Where are the people
with the cars?

1995
01:37:20,210 --> 01:37:21,562
Excuse me, sir.
Do you have a phone charger?

1996
01:37:21,586 --> 01:37:22,671
Lineed_. No. Sorry.

1997
01:37:22,754 --> 01:37:24,339
I do. You...

1998
01:37:24,423 --> 01:37:26,133
Colin called me, so...

1999
01:37:26,216 --> 01:37:28,176
Is Charlie here?

2000
01:37:28,260 --> 01:37:30,220
You know, I didn't
tell him I was coming.

2001
01:37:30,303 --> 01:37:32,723
I didn't want to screw with
him on the big day, in case...

2002
01:37:34,057 --> 01:37:36,768
You know, he's not good
with the back-and-forth,

2003
01:37:36,852 --> 01:37:39,396
so I got to ask you,
Kat, are you...

2004
01:37:42,399 --> 01:37:43,859
Is this for real?

2005
01:37:46,236 --> 01:37:49,823
Well, iwalked out on fallon to
freeze my toes off in peoria, so...

2006
01:37:52,743 --> 01:37:54,453
Excellent point.

2007
01:37:54,536 --> 01:37:56,121
I called an uber.

2008
01:37:56,997 --> 01:37:59,249
47 minutes? What?

2009
01:37:59,708 --> 01:38:00,959
We're not gonna make it.

2010
01:38:01,043 --> 01:38:02,294
Didn't they already start?

2011
01:38:02,377 --> 01:38:05,130
Should we hitch a ride?
I don't know what...

2012
01:38:05,630 --> 01:38:06,798
Wait!

2013
01:38:11,303 --> 01:38:15,307
This woman,
this superstar, this icon,

2014
01:38:15,390 --> 01:38:17,976
has flown in coach in stilettos

2015
01:38:18,060 --> 01:38:20,729
to win back the unlikely
love of her life,

2016
01:38:20,812 --> 01:38:23,982
who, against all odds, sheloves.

2017
01:38:24,066 --> 01:38:25,358
And he loves her.

2018
01:38:25,442 --> 01:38:26,735
He does, right?

2019
01:38:26,818 --> 01:38:28,195
Completely.

2020
01:38:29,071 --> 01:38:32,407
The next thing you say will
forecast not just their future,

2021
01:38:32,908 --> 01:38:35,118
but the future ofiofanyone
whoever believed

2022
01:38:35,202 --> 01:38:36,995
in the magic of a leap of faith.

2023
01:38:37,454 --> 01:38:39,831
Look_. She1lmveyou
a thousand dollars.

2024
01:38:39,915 --> 01:38:42,167
The answer is 15.

2025
01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:43,627
The answer is correct.

2026
01:38:43,710 --> 01:38:45,462
Five points, Trinity
numerators. Yes!

2027
01:38:45,545 --> 01:38:47,380
Yes! Get 'em!

2028
01:38:48,590 --> 01:38:49,758
Congratulations.

2029
01:38:50,092 --> 01:38:52,761
After a break, we're moving
to a sudden-death round

2030
01:38:52,844 --> 01:38:54,346
between the
three-time champions,

2031
01:38:54,429 --> 01:38:56,389
Trinity numerators... Yes!

2032
01:38:56,473 --> 01:38:59,142
._andthe first-time
finalists, coolidge pi-thons.

2033
01:39:01,520 --> 01:39:04,022
Sudden death. Ooh, blast off.

2034
01:39:04,106 --> 01:39:07,901
First up, Lou Gilbert
for the coolidge pi-thons.

2035
01:39:07,984 --> 01:39:09,402
Choker better pray.

2036
01:39:09,486 --> 01:39:11,196
Shut up.

2037
01:39:13,490 --> 01:39:14,783
You laughing at that?

2038
01:39:15,575 --> 01:39:16,701
Look_.

2039
01:39:17,202 --> 01:39:18,745
I don't want to embarrass you.

2040
01:39:18,829 --> 01:39:20,413
I know that's your daughter.

2041
01:39:20,497 --> 01:39:22,207
Yeah?
I saw her last year.

2042
01:39:23,041 --> 01:39:24,584
She's got stage fright.

2043
01:39:24,668 --> 01:39:25,752
My daughter's fine.

2044
01:39:25,836 --> 01:39:28,755
Look, I just think maybe
it would be easier on you

2045
01:39:28,839 --> 01:39:31,174
if you guys just
conceded the title.

2046
01:39:31,258 --> 01:39:32,884
Mnhhm. Concede?

2047
01:39:32,968 --> 01:39:34,469
Give you the trophy?

2048
01:39:34,553 --> 01:39:37,556
It's more like you save
yourself from humiliation.

2049
01:39:40,392 --> 01:39:42,435
Okay, huddle up. Here we go.

2050
01:39:43,353 --> 01:39:46,731
So, uh, coach looney tunes
over there wants to know

2051
01:39:46,815 --> 01:39:48,984
if we just want to concede
and give him the trophy.

2052
01:39:49,067 --> 01:39:50,944
No! That doesn't
even make sense.

2053
01:39:51,027 --> 01:39:52,654
Yeah.
Four in a row, baby.

2054
01:39:52,737 --> 01:39:56,199
How about we go show him
what the pi-thons are all about?

2055
01:39:56,283 --> 01:39:57,742
Yeah!

2056
01:39:59,703 --> 01:40:01,163
Lou, you ready for this?

2057
01:40:02,914 --> 01:40:04,249
Watch me.

2058
01:40:10,463 --> 01:40:11,899
This next answer will determine

2059
01:40:11,923 --> 01:40:14,759
whether the coolidge pi-thons
win the mathalon.

2060
01:40:15,594 --> 01:40:17,137
Lou Gilbert.

2061
01:40:17,220 --> 01:40:18,722
Yes, Lou. Go, Lou!

2062
01:40:23,351 --> 01:40:25,604
Come on, Lou. You got this.

2063
01:40:26,980 --> 01:40:29,733
Come on, Lou. You got
this. Come on, Lou.

2064
01:40:30,567 --> 01:40:33,653
A circle with perimeter
eight pi is inscribed in an ellipse

2065
01:40:33,737 --> 01:40:35,530
whose width is twice its height.

2066
01:40:35,614 --> 01:40:38,450
What is the area of the
ellipse in square units?

2067
01:40:39,618 --> 01:40:41,536
Okay.
All right, all right.

2068
01:40:41,620 --> 01:40:44,539
You know this.
Set your mind to it.

2069
01:40:45,624 --> 01:40:46,875
She's got it.

2070
01:40:46,958 --> 01:40:48,001
Yeah, she...

2071
01:40:49,169 --> 01:40:51,087
Anyone know a good choke?

2072
01:40:51,171 --> 01:40:52,297
Quiet, please. Hey.

2073
01:40:52,380 --> 01:40:53,882
Please respect the mathalonians.

2074
01:40:57,093 --> 01:40:58,220
It's not fair.

2075
01:40:58,720 --> 01:40:59,930
Loser!

2076
01:41:08,146 --> 01:41:09,981
I tried to protect
you from this.

2077
01:41:10,065 --> 01:41:11,399
Stop it.

2078
01:41:13,235 --> 01:41:14,778
Stay with us, Lou.

2079
01:41:17,656 --> 01:41:20,116
Don't let it get in your head!

2080
01:41:20,659 --> 01:41:22,077
Lou.

2081
01:41:29,209 --> 01:41:30,627
What the hell is this?

2082
01:41:30,919 --> 01:41:33,672
Oh, my god.

2083
01:41:43,807 --> 01:41:44,849
You guys, it's over here!

2084
01:41:46,977 --> 01:41:48,061
Dork!

2085
01:41:48,144 --> 01:41:49,729
Yeah, Mr. Gilbert.
Good idea.

2086
01:41:49,813 --> 01:41:51,249
Girl 1: Yeah,
that's it, Mr. Gilbert.

2087
01:41:51,273 --> 01:41:52,774
Yeah.

2088
01:41:52,983 --> 01:41:54,359
You got it.

2089
01:41:56,695 --> 01:41:57,862
Come on!

2090
01:42:05,787 --> 01:42:07,872
Come on. Objection.
He's counting.

2091
01:42:07,956 --> 01:42:09,624
He's dancing, you lunatic.

2092
01:42:11,001 --> 01:42:12,252
That's Kat valdez.

2093
01:42:12,335 --> 01:42:14,296
Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna die.

2094
01:42:15,338 --> 01:42:17,007
Come on. Come on.

2095
01:42:23,013 --> 01:42:24,347
I believe in you!

2096
01:42:28,435 --> 01:42:29,728
32 pi!

2097
01:42:31,855 --> 01:42:33,773
The answer is correct.
Yes!

2098
01:42:33,857 --> 01:42:35,442
But the timer's elapsed.

2099
01:42:35,525 --> 01:42:37,461
The Trinity numerators retain
their national status.

2100
01:42:37,485 --> 01:42:38,987
We'll reconvene

2101
01:42:39,070 --> 01:42:41,489
in ten minutes
for the awards presentation.

2102
01:42:42,449 --> 01:42:43,950
Hey, it's okay, Lou.

2103
01:42:44,034 --> 01:42:46,369
Four years
in a row! Four years in a row!

2104
01:42:47,871 --> 01:42:48,997
Hey. Hey!

2105
01:42:49,080 --> 01:42:50,957
I'm so proud of you.

2106
01:42:51,041 --> 01:42:53,835
Dad, I lost again.
No, it doesn't matter.

2107
01:42:53,918 --> 01:42:56,504
First of all, you got
it right. It was perfect.

2108
01:42:56,588 --> 01:42:59,007
But second of all,
you were just up there.

2109
01:42:59,090 --> 01:43:01,593
You stood up there,
and you were so brave.

2110
01:43:02,594 --> 01:43:05,388
I'm the one who should be
crying for the dancing I was doing.

2111
01:43:05,472 --> 01:43:08,058
You were great.

2112
01:43:09,392 --> 01:43:10,560
Thank you.

2113
01:43:13,021 --> 01:43:14,647
I love you, dad.

2114
01:43:15,482 --> 01:43:17,275
You were amazing, Lou.

2115
01:43:18,068 --> 01:43:19,569
Really, I mean,

2116
01:43:19,652 --> 01:43:21,446
you took a shot even
though it was scary.

2117
01:43:23,073 --> 01:43:24,366
That's what matters.

2118
01:43:27,994 --> 01:43:30,705
Not everything adds up
the way you think itwill.

2119
01:43:34,501 --> 01:43:37,420
You know, they say if you
want something different,

2120
01:43:37,504 --> 01:43:39,547
you have to do
something different.

2121
01:43:41,716 --> 01:43:43,259
What ifwe're just too different?

2122
01:43:43,343 --> 01:43:45,261
What if we're not?

2123
01:44:24,050 --> 01:44:26,469
I'm fully blacking out right
now.

2124
01:44:26,928 --> 01:44:29,597
Come on, Mr. G.
Come on, Mr. G!

2125
01:44:29,681 --> 01:44:31,558
You're leaving her hanging.

2126
01:44:31,641 --> 01:44:32,684
Come on, dude.

2127
01:44:32,767 --> 01:44:34,102
Dad.

2128
01:44:39,149 --> 01:44:41,234
Aww.

2129
01:44:48,324 --> 01:44:50,702
Ew.

2130
01:44:54,581 --> 01:44:55,957
Here we go.

2131
01:44:58,293 --> 01:45:00,545
Marry me, marry me say yes

2132
01:45:00,628 --> 01:45:03,047
marry me, marry me say yes

2133
01:45:03,131 --> 01:45:05,091
marry me, marry me say yes

2134
01:45:05,175 --> 01:45:06,468
for the rest, the rest...

2135
01:45:06,551 --> 01:45:08,761
I never seen forever oh, yeah

2136
01:45:08,845 --> 01:45:11,431
I never seen forever in the wild

2137
01:45:11,514 --> 01:45:15,894
but now I'm lookin'
now I'm lookin' in its eyes

2138
01:45:16,394 --> 01:45:18,396
baby, you're my shelter

2139
01:45:18,480 --> 01:45:21,065
shelter from a broken paradise

2140
01:45:21,149 --> 01:45:22,358
I couldn't dream it

2141
01:45:22,442 --> 01:45:25,487
any better if! Tried

2142
01:45:26,571 --> 01:45:28,406
true love gotta ring, ring, ring

2143
01:45:28,490 --> 01:45:29,532
ring, ring church bells

2144
01:45:29,616 --> 01:45:31,534
let 'em ring, ring, ring
ring, ring

2145
01:45:31,618 --> 01:45:33,369
angels gonna sing, sing, sing

2146
01:45:33,453 --> 01:45:35,330
tonight, tonight, tonight

2147
01:45:36,539 --> 01:45:38,791
marry me, marry me say yes

2148
01:45:38,875 --> 01:45:41,169
marry me, marry me say yes

2149
01:45:41,252 --> 01:45:43,338
marry me, marry me say yes

2150
01:45:43,421 --> 01:45:45,590
for the rest, the rest
of your life

2151
01:45:45,673 --> 01:45:48,760
ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma
ma-ma-ma-marry me

2152
01:45:48,843 --> 01:45:50,386
won't you love me, baby?

2153
01:45:50,470 --> 01:45:53,139
Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma,
ma-ma-ma-marry me...

2154
01:45:53,223 --> 01:45:55,141
Getting ready. Tanky.

2155
01:45:55,225 --> 01:45:57,352
This is the calm... ah!

2156
01:45:57,435 --> 01:45:58,478
Tank!

2157
01:45:59,479 --> 01:46:01,648
Okay, wait. Slower.
He doesn't have teeth.

2158
01:46:01,731 --> 01:46:03,233
Slower. Okay. He doesn't...

2159
01:46:03,316 --> 01:46:06,361
Diamonds and a necklace
everything else is off

2160
01:46:06,444 --> 01:46:07,946
good boy.

2161
01:46:08,029 --> 01:46:10,031
Now he wanna bet
he can beat me to the bed...

2162
01:46:10,114 --> 01:46:12,492
So, we met
at Jimmy Fallon, didn't we?

2163
01:46:12,575 --> 01:46:14,035
Yeah. We didn't
hook up at fallon.

2164
01:46:14,118 --> 01:46:15,703
No, we had sex at burning man.

2165
01:46:15,787 --> 01:46:17,389
So, Kat made me come
to one of those, um...

2166
01:46:17,413 --> 01:46:18,516
What are they
called again, babe?

2167
01:46:18,540 --> 01:46:19,725
It's called a
mathalon, bro. Yes!

2168
01:46:19,749 --> 01:46:20,809
Oh, my god, it's so boring.

2169
01:46:20,833 --> 01:46:21,936
And what do you guys
do there again?

2170
01:46:21,960 --> 01:46:23,294
Itstmsthmg cahed, unl_ hflath.

2171
01:46:23,378 --> 01:46:24,921
Yes! Oh, my god. Mm-hm. Yep.

2172
01:46:25,004 --> 01:46:26,524
I fell asleep just even
thinking about it, but...

2173
01:46:26,548 --> 01:46:27,590
She did.

2174
01:46:27,674 --> 01:46:30,426
I met my most
favorite person here.

2175
01:46:30,510 --> 01:46:32,303
We met at a party
as she was leaving.

2176
01:46:32,387 --> 01:46:34,931
And had iwalked out ten seconds
earlier, we never would've met.

2177
01:46:35,014 --> 01:46:36,854
And I bet you wish that
was the case sometimes.

2178
01:46:36,933 --> 01:46:38,768
Neven

2179
01:46:39,310 --> 01:46:41,062
I had a six-mile radius set,

2180
01:46:41,145 --> 01:46:43,606
and she definitely lived
more than six miles away.

2181
01:46:43,690 --> 01:46:45,858
Well, she wanted
to meet at 4:00 pm.

2182
01:46:45,942 --> 01:46:47,569
Who meets at 4:00 pm?

2183
01:46:47,652 --> 01:46:50,530
When we met,
he was in a unitard.

2184
01:46:51,239 --> 01:46:52,865
She liked what she saw.

2185
01:46:54,158 --> 01:46:57,412
81 years ago, we were
born in the same hospital

2186
01:46:57,495 --> 01:47:00,415
two days apart, in diapers.

2187
01:47:00,498 --> 01:47:02,834
Here it is 81 years later,

2188
01:47:02,917 --> 01:47:04,794
and we're back in diapers again.

2189
01:47:04,877 --> 01:47:06,963
Oh, Charlie!

2190
01:47:07,088 --> 01:47:09,090
We met on a dating app,
but then,

2191
01:47:09,173 --> 01:47:11,092
uh, he invited me
on the second date,

2192
01:47:11,175 --> 01:47:13,428
um, camping in the woods,
and I was like,

2193
01:47:13,511 --> 01:47:15,555
"that seems unsafe...

2194
01:47:15,638 --> 01:47:16,991
"So I'll go." Her friend
told her not to go.

2195
01:47:17,015 --> 01:47:19,517
Yeah, but she did,
and it's been five years,

2196
01:47:19,601 --> 01:47:22,061
and she's still alive.

2197
01:47:22,854 --> 01:47:23,896
We met at a concert.

2198
01:47:23,980 --> 01:47:25,481
Spotlight on you got me zoomin'

2199
01:47:25,565 --> 01:47:28,318
I'm falling into you

2200
01:47:28,401 --> 01:47:30,987
we 're dancing on tabletops

2201
01:47:31,070 --> 01:47:33,489
neighbors calling the cops

2202
01:47:33,573 --> 01:47:35,783
when I'm with you feels like

2203
01:47:35,867 --> 01:47:37,910
nobody's watching us

2204
01:47:37,994 --> 01:47:40,538
we 're burning down
all the clocks

2205
01:47:40,622 --> 01:47:42,999
hoping that time will stop

2206
01:47:43,082 --> 01:47:45,126
block out the world tonight

2207
01:47:45,209 --> 01:47:47,795
like nobody's watching us

2208
01:47:47,879 --> 01:47:49,464
nobody's watching us

2209
01:47:49,547 --> 01:47:51,883
no, nobody's watching

2210
01:47:51,966 --> 01:47:54,218
so come touch my body

2211
01:47:54,302 --> 01:47:56,888
no, nobody's watching us

2212
01:47:56,971 --> 01:47:59,098
nobody's watching us

2213
01:47:59,182 --> 01:48:01,434
no, nobody's watching

2214
01:48:01,517 --> 01:48:03,811
so come touch my body

2215
01:48:03,895 --> 01:48:06,397
no, nobody's watching us

2216
01:48:06,481 --> 01:48:08,483
oh, oh, oh, oh

2217
01:48:08,566 --> 01:48:10,985
right here by the light
of the moon

2218
01:48:11,069 --> 01:48:13,738
spotlight on you got me zoomin'

2219
01:48:13,821 --> 01:48:16,324
I'm falling into you

2220
01:48:16,407 --> 01:48:19,035
we 're dancing on tabletops

2221
01:48:19,118 --> 01:48:21,454
neighbors calling the cops

2222
01:48:21,537 --> 01:48:23,831
when I'm with you feels like

2223
01:48:23,915 --> 01:48:25,917
nobody's watching us

2224
01:48:26,000 --> 01:48:28,670
we 're burning down
all the clocks

2225
01:48:28,753 --> 01:48:31,047
hoping that time will stop

2226
01:48:31,130 --> 01:48:33,174
block out the world tonight

2227
01:48:33,257 --> 01:48:35,843
like nobody's watching us

2228
01:48:35,927 --> 01:48:37,637
nobody's watching us

2229
01:48:37,720 --> 01:48:39,847
no, nobody's watching

2230
01:48:39,931 --> 01:48:42,350
so come touch my body

2231
01:48:42,433 --> 01:48:44,185
no, nobody's watching us

2232
01:48:44,268 --> 01:48:47,313
no, no, no, no, no
no-no-no, no-no

2233
01:48:47,397 --> 01:48:49,524
no, nobody's watching

2234
01:48:49,607 --> 01:48:51,859
so come touch my body

2235
01:48:51,943 --> 01:48:54,821
no, nobody's watching us

2236
01:48:54,904 --> 01:48:57,490
na, na, na

2237
01:48:57,782 --> 01:49:00,660
got ocean views from
ceiling to the floor

2238
01:49:00,743 --> 01:49:04,622
keep a milli by the bed
a hundred more offshore

2239
01:49:04,706 --> 01:49:07,500
closets full of Louis
and Christian dior

2240
01:49:07,583 --> 01:49:11,003
picassos and Van goghs
that no one's seen before

2241
01:49:11,087 --> 01:49:14,841
diamonds drippin' down
like fountains

2242
01:49:14,924 --> 01:49:17,593
I'll sign, don't care
what the amount is

2243
01:49:17,677 --> 01:49:19,053
every day and night

2244
01:49:19,137 --> 01:49:21,139
live a life filled with luxury

2245
01:49:21,222 --> 01:49:23,599
don't matter when
you're not with me

2246
01:49:23,683 --> 01:49:24,726
yeah, yeah

2247
01:49:51,252 --> 01:49:52,712
Is this sentimental

2248
01:49:52,795 --> 01:49:54,715
to put all my money just
right where my heart is?

2249
01:49:54,756 --> 01:49:56,007
But, baby, you're special

2250
01:49:56,090 --> 01:49:58,009
no matter the cost
I'm-a do it regardless

2251
01:49:58,092 --> 01:50:01,137
let's take ajet we 're
riding out to Puerto Rico

2252
01:50:01,220 --> 01:50:04,515
later we get the yacht
head to Santo Domingo

2253
01:50:04,599 --> 01:50:07,935
and my body, papi es tu party

2254
01:50:08,019 --> 01:50:11,272
now I'm flying you be the pilot

2255
01:50:11,355 --> 01:50:14,859
no questioning our love,
make my best days even better

2256
01:50:14,942 --> 01:50:17,862
long ain't long enough
I'm looking at forever

2257
01:50:17,945 --> 01:50:21,240
diamonds drippin' down
like fountains

2258
01:50:21,324 --> 01:50:24,494
I'll sign, don't care
what the amount is

2259
01:50:24,577 --> 01:50:25,828
every day and night

2260
01:50:25,912 --> 01:50:27,997
live a life filled with luxury

2261
01:50:28,080 --> 01:50:30,249
don't matter when
you're not with me

2262
01:50:30,333 --> 01:50:31,542
yeah, yeah

2263
01:51:46,367 --> 01:51:47,994
All right, all right

2264
01:51:52,748 --> 01:51:54,709
mamacita, ha

2265
01:51:57,211 --> 01:51:58,629
ooh, ooh