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Mommy got sick.
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It happened just like that.
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There was nothing anybody could do.
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It isn't fair.
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There's no reason.
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But if we start asking why,
we'll go crazy.
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Five minutes in the microwave. Any one
of them. They're done. Ready to eat.
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Do you know how to make juice?
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Microwave. Five minutes.
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Here.
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My shrink. Call him.
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"Loss of Spouse Support Group.
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Chicago Cancer Family Network.
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Parents Without Partners.
Partners Without Parents.
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Hug Yourself. Hug a Friend.
Hug a Shrink."
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Or work. Work hard.
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Work will save you. Work is the only
thing that will see you through this.
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Don't mind him. He's just a guy
who's lost his wife.
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What I think we really
need is a change.
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Good idea. Take a couple of weeks off.
Get some sun. Take Jonah fishing.
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No, a real change.
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A new city.
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Someplace where every time I go around
a corner I don't think of Maggie.
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Where you gonna go?
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I was thinking about Seattle.
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Eventually, in a few months,
you'll start seeing women.
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- You'll meet someone.
- Right.
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Move on. Right.
That's what I'm gonna do.
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And then in a few months, boom, I'll
be fine. I'll just grow a new heart.
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- Sam, I'm sorry.
- She didn't mean that.
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I know. Look,
it just doesn't happen twice.
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You must remember this
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A kiss is still a kiss
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A sigh is just a sigh
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The fundamental things apply
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As time goes by
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And when two lovers woo
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They still say, I love you
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On that you can rely
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No matter what the future brings
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As time goes by
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Moonlight and love songs
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Never out of date
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Hearts full of passion
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Jealousy and hate
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Woman needs man
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And man must have his mate
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That no one can deny
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It's still the same old story
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A fight for love and glory
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A case of do or die
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The world will
always welcome lovers
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As time
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Goes by
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The tall one with red hair
is your cousin Irene.
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You'll recognize her by
the disappointed look on her face.
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Who was married to Harold
who ran off with his secretary.
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But came back because Irene threatened
to put the dog to sleep if he didn't.
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Your brother Dennis
is a professor at Johns Hopkins.
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He's married to Betsy.
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The most competitive woman
in the world.
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I don't see how
I'm gonna remember all this.
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Oh, well, Walter, you will.
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Your Uncle Milton
lost all of his money...
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- And some other people's.
- In a pyramid scheme.
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Don't mention the IRS
or the federal prison system.
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Your mother's Barbara.
Your father's Cliff.
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- My father has electric trains.
- Really?
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Am I what they had in mind?
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Oh, Walter,
they're gonna love you.
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Everybody.
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Annie has an announcement.
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Walter and I are engaged.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Dad, Mom knew.
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- I don't see a ring, Annie.
- I don't have a ring yet.
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Congratulations.
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Bless you. Bless you.
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- Oh, my goodness.
- Are you all right?
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- It's nothing.
- Maybe it's the flowers.
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- We'll move them.
- No! Don't touch them!
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I feel terrible,
sneezing at a time like this.
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This is a very
important moment for me.
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He's allergic to everything.
Don't worry about it.
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Bees. I'm allergic to bees.
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Harold is allergic
to every type of bee.
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We always have to carry a hypodermic
of adrenaline wherever we go.
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If he eats even
one tiny piece of a nut...
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My head swells up like
a watermelon, and I drop dead.
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It's the same
with Harold and bees.
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Your mother and I had salmon at our
wedding. A wedding without cold salmon...
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- I'm not allergic to salmon.
- Oh, he's not allergic to salmon.
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I don't think,
but you never know.
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- You never know.
- Harold wasn't always allergic to bees.
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Honey, what a shame. We had
some champagne. What did we use it for?
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- Uncle Milton's parole.
- And it was delicious.
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It was, wasn't it, Milton?
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When are you getting married?
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- In early June, in the garden.
- Does it have to be in the garden?
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- What a great idea.
- What about Harold and bees?
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- I'm allergic to bees.
- We'll spray you.
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Cold salmon, a lovely
cucumber salad, strawberries.
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I'm afraid I am allergic
to strawberries.
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Allergic to strawberries.
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Is this all right
with you, Walter?
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Today I consider myself
the luckiest...
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m-m-man on the f-f-face
of the -E-Earth.
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The Lou Gehrig line.
Remember? Remember, Dad?
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- The Lou Gehrig line from...
- Pride of the Yankees.
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- Pride of the Yankees!
- Pride of the Yankees.
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- It's baseball.
- A historical reference.
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I would like to propose a toast
to my kid sister.
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To Walter and my baby.
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To Walter and Annie.
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Everyone, please eat
before it gets cold.
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Here it is.
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The historical society wanted this,
and I never would give it to them.
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Oh, Mom!
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I noticed these things
are back in fashion.
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- Grandmother's dress.
- Oh, honey.
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He's a lovely man, Annie.
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I know. He is wonderful, isn't he?
And he's such a wonderful athlete.
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- Are his folks nice?
- You'll love them.
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We're going down to D.C. Tonight
to be with them Christmas morning.
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- How did it happen?
- Well, it's silly, really.
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I'd seen him at the office.
Obviously, I'd seen him.
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He's the associate publisher.
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One day we both ordered sandwiches
from the same place.
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He got my lettuce and tomato on wheat,
which, of course, he was allergic to.
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And I got his lettuce
and tomato on white.
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- How amazing.
- It is, isn't it?
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You make a million decisions
that mean nothing.
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Then one day you order takeout,
and it changes your life.
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Destiny takes a hand.
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Mom, destiny is
something we've invented...
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because we can't stand the fact that
everything that happens is accidental.
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How do you explain that you both ordered
the same sandwich except for the bread?
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How many people in this world
like lettuce and tomato...
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without something else like tuna?
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Well, it wasn't a sign.
It was a coincidence.
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I was in Atlantic City with my family.
Cliff was a waiter.
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He wasn't even supposed to work
that night, and suppose he hadn't?
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He asked me to take a midnight walk
on the Steel Pier.
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I've probably told you this
a million times, but I don't care.
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Then he held my hand.
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At one point I looked down
and I couldn't tell...
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which fingers were his
and which were mine.
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And I knew.
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- What?
- You know.
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- What?
- Magic.
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It was magic.
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Magic?
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I knew we'd be together forever and
that everything would be wonderful...
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just the way you feel about Walter.
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Walter? It's quite
a formal name, isn't it?
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One of the things I truly knew
was that your father and I...
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were going to have
a wonderful time in...
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- The sack, I believe you call it.
- Mom!
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Of course, it took
several years before everything...
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worked like clockwork
in that department.
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So don't be worried
if it takes a while.
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- Well, we already...
- Fine. Fine. Fiddle-de-dee.
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- How's it working?
- Like clockwork.
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Oh, honey.
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- It's a sign.
- You don't believe in signs.
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They loved you! I told you they
would love you, and they loved you!
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- I love you.
- I love you, Walter.
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Did anyone ever call you
anything other than Walter?
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Nope.
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Not even when you were young?
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Nope, not even when I was young.
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You sure you don't
want to drive with me?
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How will I get back
to Baltimore on Friday?
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I forgot the present. I left your
stepmother's present inside by accident.
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When we're old and gray, you're gonna
have to remind me to put my teeth in.
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I'll be walking all over town, smacking
my gums together and not even noticing.
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- I'll wait.
- You'll wait? Oh! Right.
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Don't wait. It's silly.
Go ahead. We're late anyway.
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I'll be ten minutes behind you.
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Sleigh bells jing-a-ling
Ring-ting-ting-a-ling too
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Horses, horses, horses
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It's lovely weather
for a sleigh ride together with you
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Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap
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The snow is falling
and friends are calling, Yoo-hoo
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Friends are calling, Yoo-hoo
Ding-a-ling-a-ling
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Horses, horses, horses
Horses, horses, horses
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Horses, horses, horses
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Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
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Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh
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Jingle bells
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- Horses, horses, horses
- Welcome to ""You and Your Emotions. "
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- Laughing all the way
- I'm Dr. Marcia Fieldstone....
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broadcasting live across America from
the top of the Sears Tower in Chicago.
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Tonight we're talking
about wishes and dreams.
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- What's your wish this Christmas Eve?
- What's your wish?
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- Maybe the best gift you can give your...
- My wish is to turn the radio station.
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Subject of this evening's medical update
is "You and Your Spleen."
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- Your host is--
- Not on your life.
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Coming up, "Jingle Bells" backwards,
sung by the New Jersey...
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- Seattle, go ahead.
- Hello, this is Jonah...
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No last names, Jonah.
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You sound younger than
our usual callers. How old are you?
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- I'm eight.
- Eight. How come you're up so late?
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- It's not that late in Seattle.
- Of course. You're absolutely right.
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What's your Christmas wish, Jonah?
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It's not for me. It's for my dad.
I think he needs a new wife.
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- You don't like the one he has now?
- He doesn't have one now.
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That's the problem.
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- Where's your mom?
- She died.
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- I'm so sorry to hear that.
- Well, who can believe this?
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I've been pretty sad,
but I think my dad's worse.
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Have you talked
to your dad about this?
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- No.
- Why not?
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- It's like it makes him sadder.
- I can understand that.
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- Jonah, is your dad home right now?
- Yeah.
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- What's he doing? Is he busy?
- Not really. He's out on the deck.
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I'm sure that I can help, but I'm
going to need you to help me help him.
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- Wretched woman!
- Bring your dad to the phone.
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- Hang up, Jonah! Don't listen to her.
- No way. He'd kill me.
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Trust me, Jonah.
He won't be angry...
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when he realizes
how concerned you are about him.
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Wanna bet?
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If I get yelled at, I'm never
going to listen to your show again.
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Fair enough.
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- Dad?
- Yeah?
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There's someone
on the phone for you.
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- His name's Sam.
- Sam.
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If you've just tuned in,
this is Dr. Marcia Fieldstone.
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Tonight's topic is
"Your Wishes and Dreams."
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- I got it.
- We're on the line with Seattle.
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- Hello?
- Hello, Sam.
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This is Dr. Marcia Fieldstone
on Network America.
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What are you selling tonight?
Micro hibachis or Ginza knives?
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I'm not selling anything.
I just want to help.
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I want you to know
that your son called...
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and he asked me for advice
on how you might find a new wife.
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- Who is this?
- Dr. Fieldstone of Network America.
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- You are on the air.
- You called a radio station?
240
00:15:47,187 --> 00:15:51,954
- Sam? Sam? Sam, are you with me?
- Yeah. Yes.
241
00:15:52,025 --> 00:15:56,257
Your son feels that since your wife's
death you've been very, very unhappy.
242
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,891
He's genuinely worried about you.
243
00:15:59,967 --> 00:16:02,401
Oh, hey, get out here.
Get out here.
244
00:16:02,469 --> 00:16:04,801
I'm not gonna
go through this alone.
245
00:16:04,872 --> 00:16:08,933
I think it's very hard for him
to talk to you about all this.
246
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:12,740
I thought maybe you and I could talk.
It would make Jonah feel better.
247
00:16:12,813 --> 00:16:16,305
- Sam?
- Talk to her, Dad. She's a doctor.
248
00:16:16,383 --> 00:16:19,318
Of what?
Her first name could be Doctor.
249
00:16:19,386 --> 00:16:21,911
- Please?
- Sam?
250
00:16:21,989 --> 00:16:25,516
Sam, it's his Christmas wish.
251
00:16:26,593 --> 00:16:29,391
- Okay.
- Okay, good.
252
00:16:29,463 --> 00:16:31,988
I know this is difficult.
253
00:16:32,065 --> 00:16:35,091
But how long ago
did your wife die?
254
00:16:35,969 --> 00:16:37,664
About a year and a half ago.
255
00:16:37,738 --> 00:16:40,798
Have you had
any relationships since?
256
00:16:42,442 --> 00:16:44,967
- Nope.
- No?
257
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,842
Why not?
258
00:16:48,115 --> 00:16:51,642
Marcia... Or should
I call you Dr. Fieldstone?
259
00:16:51,718 --> 00:16:54,209
- Dr. Marcia.
- Dr. Marcia.
260
00:16:54,288 --> 00:16:58,657
- I don't mean to be rude.
- I don't want to invade your privacy.
261
00:16:58,725 --> 00:17:01,057
- Oh, sure you do.
- Sure you do.
262
00:17:01,128 --> 00:17:04,427
Go on, Sam.
I'm listening.
263
00:17:04,498 --> 00:17:06,363
Sam?
264
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:11,929
We had a pretty
tough time there at first.
265
00:17:12,005 --> 00:17:14,633
But we're dealing with it.
266
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:19,702
And Jonah and I will
get along just fine again...
267
00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:22,840
as soon as I break his radio.
268
00:17:24,318 --> 00:17:27,344
I have no doubt that
you're a wonderful father.
269
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:31,187
- You can tell a lot from a voice.
- You certainly can.
270
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:35,922
But something must be missing if
Jonah still feels you're under a cloud.
271
00:17:35,996 --> 00:17:39,329
Just a few questions.
Are you sleeping at night?
272
00:17:39,399 --> 00:17:42,493
- He doesn't sleep at all.
- How do you know that?
273
00:17:42,569 --> 00:17:44,332
I live here.
274
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:51,399
Look, it's Christmas.
275
00:17:54,715 --> 00:17:58,811
Maggie, my wife...
276
00:17:58,885 --> 00:18:01,376
She really did it.
277
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,389
I mean, she loved...
278
00:18:04,891 --> 00:18:06,916
She made everything beautiful.
279
00:18:09,229 --> 00:18:12,892
And it's just tough
this time of year.
280
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,661
Any kid needs a mother.
281
00:18:14,735 --> 00:18:19,536
Could it be that you need someone
just as much as Jonah does?
282
00:18:22,409 --> 00:18:23,808
Yes.
283
00:18:23,877 --> 00:18:27,244
Don't answer that. Let's get into that
right after these messages.
284
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:29,578
Sam, Jonah, don't go away.
285
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:33,950
If you've just tuned in,
we're talking to Sleepless in Seattle.
286
00:18:34,021 --> 00:18:38,117
We'll be right back after this break
with your listener response.
287
00:18:38,191 --> 00:18:40,022
What's she talking about?
288
00:18:40,093 --> 00:18:43,187
This is when other people get to call in
and dump on what you said.
289
00:18:43,263 --> 00:18:48,792
Oh, oh. This is really fun,
and helpful.
290
00:18:54,775 --> 00:18:57,005
I'll bet he's tall
with a cute butt.
291
00:18:57,077 --> 00:18:59,443
Bet he hasn't bathed in weeks
and he stinks.
292
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,879
Harriet, shut up.
Hi. Can I help you?
293
00:19:01,948 --> 00:19:03,711
Tea with the bag out.
294
00:19:03,784 --> 00:19:07,743
Maybe I'll hustle myself out to Seattle.
Give him a gift for New Year's Eve.
295
00:19:07,821 --> 00:19:11,154
You go on out there if you want to,
but don't open his refrigerator.
296
00:19:11,224 --> 00:19:14,125
They don't cover anything
when they put it in the fridge.
297
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,719
They just stick it in there and
leave it till it walks out by itself.
298
00:19:16,797 --> 00:19:20,324
What I'm saying is, I wouldn't kick this
guy out of my bed for eating crackers.
299
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,334
You know what I'm saying?
Sixty-five cents.
300
00:19:22,402 --> 00:19:26,065
Let's take a call
before we get back to Sleepless.
301
00:19:26,139 --> 00:19:29,267
Knoxville, Tennessee,
you're on the air. Talk to me.
302
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:34,075
Yes, I would just like to know
where I could get this man's address.
303
00:19:34,147 --> 00:19:36,342
- Honey, get in line.
- We don't give that information.
304
00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:38,077
Next caller, go ahead.
305
00:19:39,586 --> 00:19:42,680
If there was one question
I was allowed to ask...
306
00:19:42,756 --> 00:19:44,986
Oh, go ahead.
307
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:49,154
People who truly loved once
are far more likely to love again.
308
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:53,632
Do you think there's someone out there
you could love as much as your wife?
309
00:19:56,369 --> 00:20:00,567
Well, Dr. Marcia Fieldstone,
that's hard to imagine.
310
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:04,007
What are you going to do?
311
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:09,105
Well, I'm going to get
out of bed every morning...
312
00:20:09,182 --> 00:20:11,446
breathe in and out all day long.
313
00:20:11,518 --> 00:20:16,387
Then after a while
I won't have to remind myself...
314
00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:20,620
to get out of bed in the morning
and breathe in and out.
315
00:20:21,928 --> 00:20:26,558
And then after a while
I won't have to think about how...
316
00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:29,796
I had it great and perfect
for a while.
317
00:20:29,870 --> 00:20:34,637
Sam, tell me what was
so special about your wife?
318
00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:37,302
Well, how long is your program?
319
00:20:39,246 --> 00:20:42,875
Oh, well, it was a...
320
00:20:42,949 --> 00:20:44,883
It was a million
tiny little things.
321
00:20:44,951 --> 00:20:50,014
When you added them all up, it just
meant we were supposed to be together.
322
00:20:50,090 --> 00:20:54,220
And I knew it. I knew it
the very first time I touched her.
323
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:57,263
It was like coming home...
324
00:20:57,330 --> 00:21:00,493
only to no home I'd ever known.
325
00:21:00,567 --> 00:21:03,593
I was just taking her hand...
326
00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:07,003
to help her out of a car...
327
00:21:07,073 --> 00:21:08,597
and I knew it.
328
00:21:09,876 --> 00:21:12,276
It was like...
329
00:21:12,345 --> 00:21:14,939
- Magic.
- Magic.
330
00:21:15,015 --> 00:21:18,644
Well, folks,
it's time to wrap it up.
331
00:21:18,718 --> 00:21:21,346
I'm Dr. Marcia Fieldstone
in Chicago.
332
00:21:21,421 --> 00:21:25,915
And to all my listeners,
a magical and merry Christmas.
333
00:21:25,992 --> 00:21:30,929
And to you, Sleepless in Seattle,
we hope you'll call again soon.
334
00:21:30,997 --> 00:21:34,228
- Let us know how it's going.
- Oh, you can count on it.
335
00:21:34,301 --> 00:21:39,898
When you find me
336
00:21:39,973 --> 00:21:44,569
I know somewhere
337
00:21:44,644 --> 00:21:50,105
Over the rainbow
338
00:21:51,818 --> 00:21:56,755
The bluebirds glide
339
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:04,662
Birds fly
340
00:22:04,731 --> 00:22:09,065
Over the rainbow
341
00:22:09,135 --> 00:22:14,402
Why, then, oh, why
342
00:22:14,474 --> 00:22:18,808
Can't I
343
00:22:24,084 --> 00:22:27,076
This man sells the greatest soup
you've ever eaten...
344
00:22:27,153 --> 00:22:29,314
and he is the meanest man
in America.
345
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:33,018
I feel very strongly about this, Becky.
It's not just about the soup.
346
00:22:33,093 --> 00:22:35,220
- Do it. What else?
- New Year's Eve.
347
00:22:35,295 --> 00:22:37,763
- Please don't make me write it.
- Listen to this.
348
00:22:37,831 --> 00:22:40,959
"Phone service in the greater Chicago
area was tied up for two hours...
349
00:22:41,034 --> 00:22:43,525
Christmas Eve when some kid
calls a phone-in radio show...
350
00:22:43,603 --> 00:22:45,537
and says that his dad
needs a new wife.
351
00:22:45,605 --> 00:22:50,042
Two thousand women called the station
asking for the guy's number."
352
00:22:50,110 --> 00:22:53,375
I heard it. This kid calls up
and says, "My dad needs a wife."
353
00:22:53,446 --> 00:22:57,041
This shrink forces the guy to the phone
and says, You want to talk about it?"
354
00:22:57,117 --> 00:22:59,642
He says, No,
as a matter of fact, I don't."
355
00:22:59,719 --> 00:23:02,779
Suddenly, for no reason at all, he talks
about how much he loved his wife...
356
00:23:02,856 --> 00:23:04,847
and how he just
fell in love with her...
357
00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:06,893
like he was one
of those cows in Michigan.
358
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,054
- What cows in Michigan?
- It was on 60 Minutes.
359
00:23:10,130 --> 00:23:12,291
There were those cows
that got zapped by stray voltage.
360
00:23:12,365 --> 00:23:15,027
No one knows why.
Maybe it was Wisconsin.
361
00:23:15,101 --> 00:23:19,401
But anyway, I was listening to him
talk about how much he loved his wife...
362
00:23:19,472 --> 00:23:21,906
and suddenly I was crying.
363
00:23:21,975 --> 00:23:24,239
It's like what happens when
I watch those phone company ads.
364
00:23:24,311 --> 00:23:26,336
I don't have to see the whole thing,
just the part where...
365
00:23:26,413 --> 00:23:29,382
the daughter gives the mother the
refrigerator with the big red bow on it.
366
00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:33,579
The Polaroid commercial. Two 5-year-olds
at their grandfather's birthday party.
367
00:23:33,653 --> 00:23:35,587
- They're making the album.
- With the glue.
368
00:23:35,655 --> 00:23:38,351
That kills me.
369
00:23:38,425 --> 00:23:40,859
You should write
something about this.
370
00:23:40,927 --> 00:23:43,452
- About what?
- Whatever it is.
371
00:23:43,530 --> 00:23:47,296
I'll tell you. Two thousand women
calling a radio station for a husband.
372
00:23:47,367 --> 00:23:49,301
There are a lot of desperate women
out there lookin' for love.
373
00:23:49,369 --> 00:23:51,303
Especially over a certain age.
374
00:23:51,371 --> 00:23:54,602
It's easier to be killed by a terrorist
than get married over the age of 40.
375
00:23:54,674 --> 00:23:56,608
That is not true.
That statistic is not true.
376
00:23:56,676 --> 00:23:58,837
That's right. It's not true.
But it feels true.
377
00:23:58,912 --> 00:24:00,846
It feels true
because it is true.
378
00:24:00,914 --> 00:24:03,576
There's practically a whole book
about how that's not true.
379
00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:06,676
- Calm down. You brought it up.
- I did not, Wyatt.
380
00:24:06,753 --> 00:24:09,950
- Did you even read that book?
- Did anyone read it all the way through?
381
00:24:10,023 --> 00:24:13,117
Are you two finished?
Fine. Now where were we?
382
00:24:13,193 --> 00:24:17,357
If someone is a widower,
why do they say that he was widowed?
383
00:24:17,430 --> 00:24:20,194
Why don't they say
he was widowered?
384
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:24,804
I was just wondering.
385
00:24:24,871 --> 00:24:26,862
What was that about up there?
386
00:24:26,940 --> 00:24:29,841
- What was what?
- What's with you?
387
00:24:29,909 --> 00:24:33,709
- Nothing's with me.
- Something's with you.
388
00:24:33,780 --> 00:24:37,272
- What are you saying?
- Whatever it is, you can tell me.
389
00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:38,840
Sleepless in Seattle?
390
00:24:38,918 --> 00:24:41,580
That's what she called him on the show
because he can't sleep.
391
00:24:41,654 --> 00:24:44,748
And now 2,000 women
want his number.
392
00:24:44,824 --> 00:24:47,258
The guy could be a crackhead,
a transvestite...
393
00:24:47,327 --> 00:24:50,592
a flasher, a junkie,
a chain-saw murderer...
394
00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:53,791
or someone really sick,
someone like my Rick.
395
00:24:55,635 --> 00:24:58,570
- Actually, he sounded nice.
- Oh?
396
00:24:59,739 --> 00:25:04,005
Oh, really?
Now we're getting down to it.
397
00:25:04,077 --> 00:25:07,012
Please. Becky,
I'm madly in love with Walter.
398
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,277
He did the craziest thing
the other night. What was that?
399
00:25:11,951 --> 00:25:16,285
Oh, it was so funny.
We were hysterical. What was that?
400
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:33,138
You know, I've got to go to Boston
for the convention, right?
401
00:25:33,206 --> 00:25:36,437
Then I got to visit Winston-Hughes
about switching over our computers.
402
00:25:36,509 --> 00:25:41,970
But why don't we meet in New York
for Valentine's Day weekend?
403
00:25:42,048 --> 00:25:45,176
Walter, I'd love to!
404
00:25:45,251 --> 00:25:47,947
We can stay at the Plaza.
405
00:25:48,021 --> 00:25:50,421
Ice-stake in Central Park.
406
00:25:50,490 --> 00:25:52,754
Register.
407
00:25:52,826 --> 00:25:54,555
Register?
408
00:25:54,627 --> 00:25:59,257
You know, for dishes,
glasses, silver, everything.
409
00:26:01,801 --> 00:26:03,234
How about it?
410
00:26:06,473 --> 00:26:09,374
I'll take you to Chinatown
for dim sum.
411
00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:12,411
- Does it have wheat in it?
- I don't think so.
412
00:26:15,849 --> 00:26:18,909
Dim sum, dim sum
413
00:26:21,221 --> 00:26:25,749
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...
414
00:26:25,825 --> 00:26:30,159
five, four, three, two, one!
415
00:26:30,230 --> 00:26:34,860
Hey, Jonah. Wake up. Wake up, man.
The ball's droppin'.
416
00:26:34,934 --> 00:26:36,492
Happy new year!
417
00:26:43,710 --> 00:26:46,338
Okay, pal. I got ya.
418
00:26:46,412 --> 00:26:47,674
It's okay.
419
00:26:47,747 --> 00:26:49,772
There we go.
420
00:27:22,916 --> 00:27:25,510
Happy new year.
421
00:27:25,585 --> 00:27:27,576
Happy new year.
422
00:27:30,757 --> 00:27:33,089
Kiss Howard.
423
00:27:33,159 --> 00:27:35,252
Good night, Howard.
424
00:27:49,475 --> 00:27:54,777
Sometimes I wonder
425
00:27:54,847 --> 00:27:58,010
Why I spend
426
00:27:58,084 --> 00:28:02,418
The lonely night
427
00:28:02,488 --> 00:28:05,980
Dreaming of a song
428
00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:08,653
The melody
429
00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:12,323
Haunts my reverie
430
00:28:12,398 --> 00:28:17,631
And I am once again with you
431
00:28:17,704 --> 00:28:21,265
When our love was new
432
00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:27,035
And each kiss an inspiration
433
00:28:30,516 --> 00:28:34,213
But that was long ago
434
00:28:34,287 --> 00:28:38,223
Now my consolation
435
00:28:38,291 --> 00:28:43,194
Is in the stardust of a song
436
00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:48,860
Beside the garden wall
437
00:28:48,935 --> 00:28:53,269
When stars are bright
438
00:28:53,339 --> 00:28:56,866
You are in my arms
439
00:28:56,943 --> 00:28:59,844
The nightingale
440
00:28:59,912 --> 00:29:03,279
Tells his fairy tale
441
00:29:03,349 --> 00:29:07,342
Of paradise where roses bloom
442
00:29:07,420 --> 00:29:09,513
Can I have half your beer?
443
00:29:10,590 --> 00:29:12,785
Sure. Go ahead.
444
00:29:15,028 --> 00:29:18,054
What did I used to say?
445
00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:20,292
"Here's looking at you"?
446
00:29:20,366 --> 00:29:22,300
"Here's mud in your eye"?
447
00:29:22,368 --> 00:29:24,700
"Here's to us."
448
00:29:25,872 --> 00:29:29,103
You used to say, Here's to us."
449
00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:36,945
Oh, babe.
I miss you so much it hurts.
450
00:29:54,434 --> 00:29:56,459
- What do you want to do?
- We'll tell him when he gets here.
451
00:29:56,536 --> 00:29:58,800
You want to tell him.
I don't mind telling him.
452
00:29:58,871 --> 00:30:01,601
- She's here.
- She's back. She has another idea.
453
00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:03,642
I don't need...
Claire, how are you?
454
00:30:03,710 --> 00:30:06,338
I'm so glad you're here.
I heard you on the radio.
455
00:30:06,412 --> 00:30:09,939
- I told everyone about it.
- We already knew.
456
00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:11,278
- How did you...
- Grace.
457
00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:13,512
The dispatcher?
All of Seattle knows.
458
00:30:13,586 --> 00:30:16,020
I was brushing my teeth
and suddenly there you were.
459
00:30:16,089 --> 00:30:19,183
I couldn't believe my ears.
I called my mother in Las Vegas.
460
00:30:19,258 --> 00:30:24,093
I said, Mother, turn on the radio.
That's my architect."
461
00:30:24,163 --> 00:30:26,996
It is so nice...
462
00:30:27,066 --> 00:30:30,467
when a man
can express his feelings.
463
00:30:30,536 --> 00:30:33,437
- It's wonderful.
- I wish I could express my feelings.
464
00:30:33,506 --> 00:30:38,739
- So, Claire, is there a problem?
- I was tossing and turning last night.
465
00:30:38,811 --> 00:30:44,113
I realized I'm never going to fit my
platters in the refrigerator we ordered.
466
00:30:44,183 --> 00:30:46,583
When I give parties,
I always put in platters.
467
00:30:46,652 --> 00:30:50,019
So I thought I would get the Sub-Zero
refrigerator instead. The only problem...
468
00:30:50,089 --> 00:30:52,023
We have to redo all the cabinets.
469
00:30:52,091 --> 00:30:55,492
- We'll be into this wall.
- That's a bearing wall.
470
00:30:55,561 --> 00:30:57,893
That's a delay, Claire, of...
471
00:30:57,964 --> 00:30:59,898
- Two, three...
- Five, six...
472
00:30:59,966 --> 00:31:01,934
- Twelve weeks.
- I don't mind.
473
00:31:02,001 --> 00:31:04,492
The important thing
is to get it right.
474
00:31:04,570 --> 00:31:06,538
- Absolutely.
- Your words.
475
00:31:06,606 --> 00:31:09,336
I've got to rush.
La decorateur calls.
476
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:11,604
- Bye!
- Bye-bye.
477
00:31:15,148 --> 00:31:17,480
Well, this is fate.
She's divorced.
478
00:31:17,550 --> 00:31:19,711
We don't want to redo the cabinets,
and you need a wife.
479
00:31:19,786 --> 00:31:22,448
What do they call that
when everything intersects?
480
00:31:22,522 --> 00:31:24,490
The Bermuda Triangle.
481
00:31:34,167 --> 00:31:37,762
And here's another one.
You got room for one more here?
482
00:31:37,837 --> 00:31:39,828
There you go.
You all right there?
483
00:31:39,906 --> 00:31:43,865
- Look at this, Dad. They're all for you.
- Yes, sir. There you go.
484
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,942
"Sleepless in Seattle.
In care of Dr. Marcia Fieldstone"?
485
00:31:50,016 --> 00:31:54,749
If you have trouble sleeping, drink
a glass of water from the other side.
486
00:31:54,821 --> 00:31:57,312
- I thought that was for hiccups.
- Does it work for hiccups?
487
00:31:57,390 --> 00:32:01,087
For hiccups, take a spoonful of sugar
and hold it in your mouth for a minute.
488
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:05,028
- Really?
- Thank you.
489
00:32:05,097 --> 00:32:07,395
What possessed you
to give them our address?
490
00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:10,561
They called and asked for it.
491
00:32:10,636 --> 00:32:12,797
"Dear Sleepless in Seattle...
492
00:32:12,872 --> 00:32:16,672
You're the most attractive man
I ever laid ears on."
493
00:32:16,742 --> 00:32:20,405
Wait, wait, wait. They called?
How did they get our number?
494
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,573
Let me guess.
You gave it to them.
495
00:32:22,648 --> 00:32:25,708
You have to give them your phone number,
or they won't let you on the air.
496
00:32:25,785 --> 00:32:28,686
"Dear Sleepless in Seattle,
I live in Tulsa."
497
00:32:28,754 --> 00:32:32,212
- Where's that?
- It's in Oklahoma.
498
00:32:32,291 --> 00:32:35,021
- Do you know where Oklahoma is?
- Somewhere in the middle.
499
00:32:35,094 --> 00:32:38,325
I'm not even gonna think about
what they're not teaching you in school.
500
00:32:38,397 --> 00:32:40,865
Yeah, it's somewhere
in the middle.
501
00:32:40,933 --> 00:32:46,064
Generally speaking, we should rule out
anyone that doesn't live near here.
502
00:32:46,138 --> 00:32:47,935
She's willing to fly anywhere.
503
00:32:50,309 --> 00:32:53,244
She looks like my third grade teacher.
I hated my third grade teacher.
504
00:32:53,312 --> 00:32:57,373
Wait a minute.
She is my third grade teacher!
505
00:32:57,450 --> 00:33:02,217
- Aren't you gonna read any of these?
- This is not how it's done.
506
00:33:02,288 --> 00:33:05,621
I'd much rather
just see somebody I like...
507
00:33:05,691 --> 00:33:09,024
and get a feeling about them...
508
00:33:09,095 --> 00:33:11,256
and ask them
if they want to have a drink.
509
00:33:11,330 --> 00:33:13,264
- Or a slice of pizza?
- Not dinner.
510
00:33:13,332 --> 00:33:15,459
Not necessarily on the first date.
511
00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:17,969
Halfway through dinner you could be
really sorry you asked them to dinner.
512
00:33:18,037 --> 00:33:20,028
Whereas, if it's just a drink...
513
00:33:20,106 --> 00:33:22,631
if you like them,
you could always ask them to dinner.
514
00:33:22,708 --> 00:33:25,268
But if not, you can just say,
Well, that was great."
515
00:33:25,344 --> 00:33:29,838
And then you go home.
See what I mean?
516
00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:32,111
I wonder if
it still works this way.
517
00:33:32,184 --> 00:33:36,484
- It doesn't. They ask you.
- I'm starting to notice that.
518
00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:41,152
If you get a new wife, I guess
you'll have sex with her, huh?
519
00:33:41,227 --> 00:33:43,718
I certainly hope so.
520
00:33:43,796 --> 00:33:48,233
- Will she scratch up your back?
- What?
521
00:33:48,301 --> 00:33:53,068
In movies, women are always scratching
up the man's back and screaming.
522
00:33:53,139 --> 00:33:56,040
- How do you know this?
- Jed's got cable.
523
00:33:56,108 --> 00:33:58,303
Oh, Jed's got cable.
524
00:34:00,146 --> 00:34:02,876
Hand me that towel
behind you, please.
525
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,511
- Thank you.
- I need it too.
526
00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:13,320
Here. Let me get you.
Jed's got cable.
527
00:34:13,392 --> 00:34:15,986
Another bride
528
00:34:16,062 --> 00:34:18,690
Another groom
529
00:34:18,764 --> 00:34:24,168
Another sunny honeymoon
530
00:34:24,236 --> 00:34:27,000
Another season
531
00:34:27,073 --> 00:34:31,703
And that's the reason
for makin' whoopee
532
00:34:46,792 --> 00:34:51,729
When the sun is high
in the afternoon sky
533
00:34:51,797 --> 00:34:56,166
You can always
find something to do
534
00:34:56,235 --> 00:35:02,140
But from dusk till dawn
as the clock ticks on
535
00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:08,977
Something happens to you
536
00:35:09,048 --> 00:35:13,576
In the wee small hours
537
00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:17,282
Of the morning
538
00:35:17,356 --> 00:35:21,019
While the whole wide world
539
00:35:21,093 --> 00:35:25,189
Is fast asleep
540
00:35:25,264 --> 00:35:29,098
You lie awake
541
00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:33,195
And think about the boy
542
00:35:33,272 --> 00:35:36,105
And never ever think
543
00:35:36,175 --> 00:35:41,374
Of counting sheep
544
00:35:41,447 --> 00:35:43,972
Welcome back to
the ""Best of Dr. Marcia Fieldstone"...
545
00:35:44,050 --> 00:35:46,814
clinical psychologist
and the friend you never had.
546
00:35:46,886 --> 00:35:50,913
- Remember Marooned in Miami?
- He says he doesn't love me anymore.
547
00:35:50,990 --> 00:35:53,925
Why would you want to be
with someone who doesn't love you?
548
00:35:53,993 --> 00:35:55,984
Disappointed in Denver.
549
00:35:56,062 --> 00:36:00,158
Every time I come close to orgasm,
he goes to make himself a sandwich.
550
00:36:00,232 --> 00:36:02,359
Why don't you make him
a sandwich beforehand?
551
00:36:02,435 --> 00:36:04,369
Sleepless in Seattle.
552
00:36:04,437 --> 00:36:09,807
Well, I'm going to get
out of bed every morning....
553
00:36:09,875 --> 00:36:13,675
and breathe in and out all day long.
554
00:36:13,746 --> 00:36:18,115
Then after a while
I won't have to remind myself....
555
00:36:18,184 --> 00:36:22,951
to get out of bed in the morning
and breathe in and out.
556
00:36:24,990 --> 00:36:29,927
And then after a while
I won't have to think about how...
557
00:36:29,995 --> 00:36:33,954
I had it great and perfect
for a while.
558
00:36:34,033 --> 00:36:38,732
Sam, tell me what was
so special about your wife?
559
00:36:38,804 --> 00:36:41,773
Well, how long is your program?
560
00:36:43,409 --> 00:36:47,106
Oh, well, it was a...
561
00:36:47,179 --> 00:36:49,147
It was a million
tiny little things.
562
00:36:49,215 --> 00:36:54,175
When you added them all up, it just
meant we were supposed to be together.
563
00:36:54,253 --> 00:36:58,917
And I knew it. I knew it
the very first time I touched her.
564
00:36:58,991 --> 00:37:01,357
It was like coming home...
565
00:37:01,427 --> 00:37:04,624
only to no home I'd ever known.
566
00:37:04,697 --> 00:37:07,723
I was just taking her hand...
567
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,496
to help her out of a car...
568
00:37:11,570 --> 00:37:13,800
and I knew it.
569
00:37:13,873 --> 00:37:16,569
It was like....
570
00:37:16,642 --> 00:37:18,576
magic.
571
00:37:40,065 --> 00:37:43,967
I think I'm going crazy, Dennis.
Are you happily married?
572
00:37:44,036 --> 00:37:47,005
- What?
- I mean, why did you get married?
573
00:37:47,072 --> 00:37:49,438
Was it all trumpets
and fireworks?
574
00:37:49,508 --> 00:37:52,671
I got married because Betsy said
we had to break up or get married...
575
00:37:52,745 --> 00:37:54,440
so we got married.
576
00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:56,941
But when you first met her...
577
00:37:57,016 --> 00:37:59,541
did you believe
she was the only person for you?
578
00:37:59,618 --> 00:38:02,781
That in some mystical,
cosmic way it was fated?
579
00:38:02,855 --> 00:38:06,723
Annie, when you're
attracted to someone...
580
00:38:06,792 --> 00:38:09,693
it just means that your subconscious
is attracted to their subconscious...
581
00:38:09,762 --> 00:38:11,627
subconsciously.
582
00:38:11,697 --> 00:38:15,428
What we think of as fate is two neuroses
knowing they're a perfect match.
583
00:38:16,802 --> 00:38:18,770
I don't even know him.
584
00:38:18,838 --> 00:38:23,673
I am having all of these fantasies
about some man I have never even met...
585
00:38:23,742 --> 00:38:25,767
who lives in Seattle!
586
00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:27,938
It rains nine months
of the year in Seattle.
587
00:38:28,013 --> 00:38:32,973
I know! I know!
I do not want to move to Seattle.
588
00:38:35,821 --> 00:38:39,348
But what I really don't want
to do is end up always wondering...
589
00:38:39,425 --> 00:38:42,724
what might have happened
and knowing I could have done something.
590
00:38:42,795 --> 00:38:45,025
What do you think?
591
00:38:45,097 --> 00:38:47,031
It's just cold feet, isn't it?
592
00:38:47,099 --> 00:38:50,159
Everybody panics before
they get married. Didn't you?
593
00:38:51,036 --> 00:38:52,901
- I did.
- You did.
594
00:38:52,972 --> 00:38:56,339
Thank you very much, Dennis. I feel so
much better just having blown this off.
595
00:38:56,408 --> 00:38:57,739
Anytime.
596
00:38:57,810 --> 00:39:01,678
Sandy has a girlfriend, Glenda.
She's a weight lifter.
597
00:39:01,747 --> 00:39:03,772
It's not like her neck
is bigger than her head.
598
00:39:03,849 --> 00:39:07,876
I'm not asking you to set me up.
I don't need your help with that.
599
00:39:07,953 --> 00:39:11,047
I just want to know
what it's like out there.
600
00:39:11,123 --> 00:39:13,648
That's what I'm trying to tell you,
what women are lookin' for.
601
00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:16,217
Pecs and a cute butt.
602
00:39:16,295 --> 00:39:18,923
- Like, "He has the cutest butt''?
- Yeah.
603
00:39:18,998 --> 00:39:21,865
- Where did I hear that recently?
- Everywhere.
604
00:39:21,934 --> 00:39:24,596
You can't even turn on the news
nowadays without hearing about...
605
00:39:24,670 --> 00:39:27,571
how some babe thought
some guy's butt was cute.
606
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:31,098
Who the first woman to say this was,
I don't know. But it caught on.
607
00:39:31,176 --> 00:39:33,337
So how's my butt?
608
00:39:36,081 --> 00:39:37,912
- Not bad.
- Really?
609
00:39:37,983 --> 00:39:39,974
- Is it cute though?
- I don't know.
610
00:39:40,052 --> 00:39:42,043
Are we grading on a curve?
611
00:39:42,121 --> 00:39:44,646
When's the last time
you were out there?
612
00:39:48,861 --> 00:39:50,829
Jimmy Carter, 1978.
613
00:39:52,865 --> 00:39:55,197
Things are
a little different now.
614
00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:58,668
First you have to be friends.
You have to like each other.
615
00:39:58,737 --> 00:40:02,605
Then you neck.
This could go on for years.
616
00:40:02,675 --> 00:40:05,269
Then you have tests.
Then you get to do it with a condom.
617
00:40:05,344 --> 00:40:07,505
The good news is,
you split the check.
618
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,074
I don't think I could
let a woman pay for dinner.
619
00:40:11,150 --> 00:40:13,550
Great. They'll throw
a parade in your honor.
620
00:40:13,619 --> 00:40:18,113
You'll be man of the year
in Seattle magazine.
621
00:40:18,190 --> 00:40:20,055
Tiramisu.
622
00:40:20,125 --> 00:40:23,026
- What is tiramisu?
- You'll find out.
623
00:40:23,095 --> 00:40:24,756
- What is it?
- You'll see.
624
00:40:24,830 --> 00:40:27,731
Some woman will want me to do it to her.
I'm not going to know what it is.
625
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,233
You'll love it.
626
00:40:30,202 --> 00:40:32,830
This is going to be tough.
Tough, tough.
627
00:40:32,905 --> 00:40:34,998
This is going to be much tougher
than I thought it was going to be.
628
00:40:35,074 --> 00:40:38,441
How about that decorator
on the Bennett job?
629
00:40:38,510 --> 00:40:41,946
- Victoria?
- Yeah, she's perk.
630
00:40:42,014 --> 00:40:44,141
- No, I don't...
- Come on!
631
00:40:44,216 --> 00:40:45,877
I'm far away from that.
632
00:40:45,951 --> 00:40:48,283
- I'm just assembling notes.
- Notes.
633
00:40:48,354 --> 00:40:51,016
- How would I do that?
- What do you mean? Call her up.
634
00:40:51,090 --> 00:40:53,149
You say, "Let's get together.
We'll look at swatches."
635
00:40:53,225 --> 00:40:56,058
Call her on the phone?
Say, "Let's look at swatches"?
636
00:40:56,128 --> 00:40:58,926
- Color schemes.
- She's not gonna see through that?
637
00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:01,933
You don't do it like I do it.
You do it in your own suave way.
638
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:04,663
Think Cary Grant.
639
00:41:04,737 --> 00:41:08,901
Cary Grant would say,
"Come look at my swatches"?
640
00:41:08,974 --> 00:41:12,307
Maybe he did. I know
he didn't do it in the movies.
641
00:41:12,378 --> 00:41:13,936
Gunga Din?
642
00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:16,311
Gunga Din is not
a swatch kind of movie.
643
00:41:16,382 --> 00:41:18,850
Who knows what
he did in real life?
644
00:41:18,917 --> 00:41:21,818
But he did that
with Dyan Cannon?
645
00:41:21,887 --> 00:41:24,412
"Hello, Dyan.
Take a look at these swatches."
646
00:41:43,142 --> 00:41:45,542
Jonah, I'm home.
647
00:41:48,514 --> 00:41:49,947
Hey, Jonah!
648
00:42:08,934 --> 00:42:10,458
Hi, Dad. This is Jessica.
649
00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:15,632
Well, it's nice
to meet you, Jessica.
650
00:42:15,707 --> 00:42:19,768
Dad, this is amazing. If you play this
backwards, it says, "Paul is dead.''
651
00:42:20,879 --> 00:42:23,177
Yeah, I know.
652
00:42:23,248 --> 00:42:25,011
How do you know?
653
00:42:27,352 --> 00:42:29,877
Dad, could you shut the door?
654
00:42:29,955 --> 00:42:32,150
Sure. Sure.
655
00:42:32,224 --> 00:42:33,885
H and G.
656
00:42:35,461 --> 00:42:38,021
Hi and good-bye.
657
00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:27,476
I'm back in the saddle again
658
00:43:27,546 --> 00:43:31,312
Out where a friend is a friend
659
00:43:31,383 --> 00:43:36,013
Where the longhorn cattle feed
on the lowly jimsonweed
660
00:43:36,088 --> 00:43:40,115
Back in the saddle again
661
00:43:40,192 --> 00:43:44,424
Ridin' the range once more
662
00:43:44,496 --> 00:43:48,398
Totin' my old.44
663
00:43:48,467 --> 00:43:50,662
Where you sleep out every night
664
00:43:50,736 --> 00:43:54,035
Hello, Victoria?
665
00:43:54,106 --> 00:43:58,167
This is Sam Baldwin.
I don't know if you remember me, but...
666
00:43:59,511 --> 00:44:02,105
Oh, great. Hi.
667
00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:06,242
I was wondering if...
668
00:44:06,318 --> 00:44:10,448
if you would like
to have a drink with me?
669
00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:11,955
Dinner?
670
00:44:13,659 --> 00:44:16,958
Dinner would be even better.
671
00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:20,556
Friday would be great.
Yeah. How...
672
00:44:20,632 --> 00:44:23,100
I hear that's a good place.
673
00:44:24,570 --> 00:44:30,338
How... 7:30 would be fine.
And I�ll...
674
00:44:32,244 --> 00:44:35,509
Okay, I'll meet you there. Okay.
675
00:44:35,581 --> 00:44:39,210
So it's Friday...
676
00:44:39,284 --> 00:44:41,582
at 7:30 for dinner.
677
00:44:41,653 --> 00:44:43,086
Great.
678
00:44:44,656 --> 00:44:46,248
Me too. Bye.
679
00:44:46,325 --> 00:44:51,285
Back in the saddle again
680
00:44:53,832 --> 00:44:55,595
Are you in love with him?
681
00:44:58,170 --> 00:45:00,001
I'm not now.
682
00:45:00,839 --> 00:45:04,935
Now those were the days
when people knew how to be in love.
683
00:45:05,010 --> 00:45:07,137
- You're a basket case.
- They knew it.
684
00:45:07,212 --> 00:45:12,445
Time, distance, nothing could separate
them, because they knew it was right.
685
00:45:12,517 --> 00:45:15,577
- It was real. It was...
- A movie.
686
00:45:15,654 --> 00:45:17,588
That's your problem.
You don't want to be in love.
687
00:45:17,656 --> 00:45:19,817
You want to be
in love in a movie.
688
00:45:19,891 --> 00:45:21,483
Read it to me.
689
00:45:23,262 --> 00:45:27,323
Dear Sleepless and Son, I have never
written a letter like this in my life."
690
00:45:27,399 --> 00:45:30,891
That's what everyone writes at
the beginning of letters to strangers.
691
00:45:30,969 --> 00:45:34,268
I know that.
You think I don't know that?
692
00:45:34,339 --> 00:45:37,103
What about Walter?
693
00:45:37,175 --> 00:45:41,168
Walter. Oh, I would
give anything to marry Walter.
694
00:45:41,246 --> 00:45:43,373
He's so unexpected.
695
00:45:43,448 --> 00:45:48,476
You think you can tell what he's like
by just looking at him, but you can't.
696
00:45:48,553 --> 00:45:51,021
I should write something
in this about magic.
697
00:45:51,089 --> 00:45:52,716
- What?
- Something.
698
00:45:52,791 --> 00:45:56,522
What if I never meet him? What if this
man is my destiny and I never meet him?
699
00:45:56,595 --> 00:45:59,530
Your destiny can be your doom.
Look at me and Rick.
700
00:45:59,598 --> 00:46:01,566
I want to meet you..."
701
00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:05,000
- The top of the Empire State Building?
- The top of the Empire State Building.
702
00:46:05,070 --> 00:46:06,867
That's perfect.
703
00:46:06,938 --> 00:46:09,372
Sunset, Valentine's Day.
704
00:46:10,642 --> 00:46:14,772
I'll be in New York with Walter.
I can squeeze it in.
705
00:46:14,846 --> 00:46:17,644
I'll be in New York with Walter.
706
00:46:24,423 --> 00:46:26,721
Do you want to
hear about destiny?
707
00:46:26,792 --> 00:46:30,694
If I hadn't married Martin, I wouldn't
have had the house with the dead tree.
708
00:46:30,762 --> 00:46:33,196
On account of which,
I got divorced.
709
00:46:33,265 --> 00:46:37,065
On account of which, I hit a car
and met Rick while buying a neck brace.
710
00:46:37,135 --> 00:46:41,367
Wait. You never told me you got
a divorce because of a dead tree.
711
00:46:42,307 --> 00:46:43,740
The tree man.
712
00:46:43,809 --> 00:46:45,834
You fell in love
with the tree man?
713
00:46:45,911 --> 00:46:48,744
I did not say "love."
Did I say love"?
714
00:46:48,814 --> 00:46:51,214
This is my favorite part.
715
00:46:53,251 --> 00:46:55,185
It's now or never.
716
00:46:56,121 --> 00:46:58,385
"Never" is a frightening word.
717
00:46:59,691 --> 00:47:02,489
We'd be fools
to let happiness pass us by.
718
00:47:05,597 --> 00:47:09,294
Winter must be cold
for those with no warm memories.
719
00:47:11,970 --> 00:47:14,461
We've already missed the spring.
720
00:47:17,109 --> 00:47:19,304
Men never get this movie.
721
00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:20,970
I know.
722
00:47:23,081 --> 00:47:25,413
Mommy! Mommy!
723
00:47:28,854 --> 00:47:30,879
It's okay. I'm here.
724
00:47:30,956 --> 00:47:33,356
- Dad!
- I'm comin'.
725
00:47:33,425 --> 00:47:35,518
It's all right. It's okay.
726
00:47:36,962 --> 00:47:40,921
It's all right. It's okay.
What was that about?
727
00:47:40,999 --> 00:47:43,229
- It was sinking.
- What was?
728
00:47:43,301 --> 00:47:46,634
Our house. There was water
coming in all the windows.
729
00:47:48,273 --> 00:47:50,537
Well, it's okay now.
730
00:47:51,610 --> 00:47:55,307
It's all right.
So what should we do?
731
00:47:55,380 --> 00:47:57,814
Your mother used to...
732
00:47:57,883 --> 00:48:00,317
sing to you
when you had bad dreams.
733
00:48:01,453 --> 00:48:03,148
"Bye-Bye, Blackbird."
734
00:48:06,191 --> 00:48:08,853
I miss her.
735
00:48:08,927 --> 00:48:11,794
What do you think happens
to someone after they die?
736
00:48:13,198 --> 00:48:16,759
- I don't know.
- Like, do you believe in heaven?
737
00:48:20,539 --> 00:48:23,167
I never did.
738
00:48:23,241 --> 00:48:26,642
Or the whole idea of an afterlife,
but now I don't know.
739
00:48:28,079 --> 00:48:30,445
'Cause I have
these dreams about...
740
00:48:31,783 --> 00:48:34,149
about your mom.
741
00:48:35,454 --> 00:48:39,584
And we have long talks...
742
00:48:39,658 --> 00:48:43,219
about you,
how you're doin'.
743
00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:47,026
Which she sort of knows,
but I tell her anyway.
744
00:48:47,098 --> 00:48:49,362
So what is that?
745
00:48:51,470 --> 00:48:53,700
It's sort of an afterlife,
isn't it?
746
00:48:54,706 --> 00:48:56,469
I'm starting to forget her.
747
00:49:12,891 --> 00:49:16,258
She could peel an apple...
748
00:49:17,596 --> 00:49:20,087
in one long...
749
00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:22,099
curly strip.
750
00:49:23,869 --> 00:49:26,030
The whole apple.
751
00:49:26,104 --> 00:49:28,937
Pack up all my cares and woes
752
00:49:30,175 --> 00:49:32,837
Feelin' low
753
00:49:32,911 --> 00:49:34,708
Here I go
754
00:49:34,779 --> 00:49:38,772
I say bye- bye
755
00:49:38,850 --> 00:49:40,340
I love you, Jonah.
756
00:49:41,353 --> 00:49:43,753
I love you, Dad.
757
00:49:49,828 --> 00:49:51,762
See you tomorrow.
758
00:49:53,365 --> 00:49:58,029
Sugar's sweet
So is she
759
00:49:58,103 --> 00:50:00,571
I say bye
760
00:50:00,639 --> 00:50:02,971
Bye
761
00:50:03,041 --> 00:50:04,975
Blackbird
762
00:50:11,216 --> 00:50:15,482
No one seems to love
763
00:50:15,554 --> 00:50:19,513
Or understand me now
764
00:50:23,194 --> 00:50:26,186
Oh, and hard luck stories
765
00:50:27,799 --> 00:50:30,825
They keep handin' me, yeah
766
00:50:34,773 --> 00:50:38,402
Where somebody shines a light
767
00:50:40,545 --> 00:50:44,572
I'm comin' on home tonight now
768
00:50:44,649 --> 00:50:48,244
Oh, Lord
Yeah, darlin'
769
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:52,757
I wanna say
Bye- bye, blackbird
770
00:50:52,824 --> 00:50:54,758
Lord have mercy
771
00:50:55,894 --> 00:50:57,885
Somebody love me now
772
00:51:05,704 --> 00:51:08,935
Laurie?
Hi, it's Annie.
773
00:51:09,007 --> 00:51:11,066
Fine. I'm fine.
774
00:51:11,142 --> 00:51:14,805
Listen. I'm doing an article
on call-in radio shows.
775
00:51:14,879 --> 00:51:18,576
Do you know anyone who works for
someone named Dr. Marcia Fieldstone?
776
00:51:18,650 --> 00:51:21,847
I'm a writer for the Baltimore Sun
and a friend of Laurie Johnson's.
777
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,616
I'm doing a piece on how
people handle bereavement...
778
00:51:24,689 --> 00:51:28,750
and I understand you had a caller
the other night, some guy from Seattle.
779
00:51:37,035 --> 00:51:40,232
This is Jonah Baldwin. We're not in
right now, but you can leave...
780
00:52:44,669 --> 00:52:46,102
Architect.
781
00:53:20,705 --> 00:53:23,970
Okay, Clarise, I'm gonna be back
either by midnight...
782
00:53:24,042 --> 00:53:26,602
or 8:30, if disaster strikes.
783
00:53:26,678 --> 00:53:28,703
Here's one for both of us.
784
00:53:28,780 --> 00:53:31,476
- "Sleepless and Son, Baltimore."
- I left the restaurant's phone number.
785
00:53:31,549 --> 00:53:34,985
If there's a problem, the pediatrician's
number is right above the phone.
786
00:53:35,053 --> 00:53:39,649
Here's a bottle of ipecac if anybody
drinks poison. By the juice glasses.
787
00:53:39,724 --> 00:53:41,749
- Fine.
- How do I look?
788
00:53:41,826 --> 00:53:44,124
- Great.
- Do I look okay?
789
00:53:44,195 --> 00:53:48,325
Do I look all right? I look stupid.
I look like I'm tryin' too hard.
790
00:53:48,399 --> 00:53:50,993
I was gonna get a haircut,
but then I'd look like I got one.
791
00:53:51,069 --> 00:53:54,266
- This is a good letter, Dad.
- The heels on these shoes are grotesque.
792
00:53:54,339 --> 00:53:55,897
Looks like
I'm tryin' to be tall.
793
00:53:55,974 --> 00:53:59,068
Her name is Annie.
Annie Reed.
794
00:53:59,144 --> 00:54:00,611
- Bye.
- Read this!
795
00:54:00,678 --> 00:54:02,270
Read this!
796
00:54:04,482 --> 00:54:08,179
"Dear Sleepless and Son,
I've never written..." Blah, blah.
797
00:54:08,253 --> 00:54:10,847
"I've been an excellent third baseman
for as long as I remember...
798
00:54:10,922 --> 00:54:13,288
and while we're on the subject,
let's just say that...
799
00:54:13,358 --> 00:54:15,826
Brooks Robinson
was the best third baseman ever.
800
00:54:15,894 --> 00:54:18,328
It's important you agree with me,
because I'm from Baltimore."
801
00:54:18,396 --> 00:54:20,887
She thinks Brooks Robinson's
the greatest. So do you.
802
00:54:20,965 --> 00:54:23,763
- Everyone thinks he's the greatest.
- It's a sign.
803
00:54:23,835 --> 00:54:25,302
Come here.
804
00:54:26,604 --> 00:54:28,595
I'll show you a sign.
Here's a sign.
805
00:54:28,673 --> 00:54:31,233
All right.
806
00:54:31,309 --> 00:54:33,368
Where is Seattle?
Right.
807
00:54:33,444 --> 00:54:35,708
Where is Baltimore?
808
00:54:35,780 --> 00:54:37,839
It's right there! Look!
809
00:54:37,916 --> 00:54:41,511
One, two, three, four... There's like
26 states between here and there.
810
00:54:41,586 --> 00:54:43,053
Now that's a sign.
811
00:54:43,121 --> 00:54:45,749
I'm outta here.
Good-bye. Good night.
812
00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:47,416
I love you.
813
00:54:51,196 --> 00:54:53,460
Clarise, did you move your car?
814
00:55:03,641 --> 00:55:05,905
- Thank you, Derrick.
- You're welcome.
815
00:55:05,977 --> 00:55:07,467
- I'll have...
- White wine?
816
00:55:08,346 --> 00:55:10,780
- And you, sir?
- I'm fine, thank you.
817
00:55:11,950 --> 00:55:15,750
- You look good.
- You look good yourself.
818
00:55:20,291 --> 00:55:23,317
- I thought you were never gonna call me.
- You did?
819
00:55:23,394 --> 00:55:26,557
But I really wanted you to,
and I thought you were never going to.
820
00:55:26,631 --> 00:55:28,565
- Excuse me, Mr. Baldwin?
- Yes?
821
00:55:28,633 --> 00:55:30,567
There's a phone call for you.
822
00:55:37,842 --> 00:55:39,275
Thank you.
Hello?
823
00:55:39,344 --> 00:55:42,575
Dad, can we go to New York City
for Valentine's Day?
824
00:55:43,648 --> 00:55:44,910
What?
825
00:55:44,983 --> 00:55:47,144
Annie Reed from Baltimore
wants to meet us....
826
00:55:47,218 --> 00:55:51,552
at the top of the Empire State Building
on Valentine's Day.
827
00:55:51,623 --> 00:55:53,557
- Jonah.
- What?
828
00:55:53,625 --> 00:55:56,219
Have you fallen down?
Are you bleeding?
829
00:55:56,294 --> 00:55:59,263
Is Clarise there?
Has she been strangled?
830
00:55:59,330 --> 00:56:01,321
So this is the only reason
for this phone call?
831
00:56:01,399 --> 00:56:04,163
If we book now,
we can get an excursion fare.
832
00:56:04,235 --> 00:56:06,829
Jessica's parents are travel agents,
and Jessica says...
833
00:56:06,905 --> 00:56:08,896
I'm not going to have
this conversation now.
834
00:56:08,973 --> 00:56:11,237
We will talk about it
at a later time.
835
00:56:11,309 --> 00:56:14,608
I can't believe this conversation
has lasted this long. You go to bed.
836
00:56:22,186 --> 00:56:23,619
Everything all right?
837
00:56:23,688 --> 00:56:25,747
Oh, yeah.
Do you have kids?
838
00:56:25,823 --> 00:56:27,313
- No.
- Want mine?
839
00:56:30,962 --> 00:56:33,226
I will have an Absolut
straight up, please.
840
00:56:33,298 --> 00:56:34,890
Sure.
841
00:56:52,583 --> 00:56:55,518
Put that down! Stop it!
842
00:56:55,586 --> 00:56:58,282
There she is.
843
00:56:58,356 --> 00:57:02,156
- Why is she bringing those groceries?
- She's cooking for us, so be prepared.
844
00:57:02,226 --> 00:57:05,127
Hi, Sam. Thanks.
Thanks.
845
00:57:05,196 --> 00:57:07,926
And let me guess.
You must be Jonah.
846
00:57:11,903 --> 00:57:13,336
- This it?
- Yeah.
847
00:57:13,404 --> 00:57:15,668
- The car's down this way.
- Great.
848
00:57:17,241 --> 00:57:19,266
She's on her sixth painter...
849
00:57:19,344 --> 00:57:21,278
and we're never
gonna finish this job.
850
00:57:21,346 --> 00:57:23,371
Now she wants
the fireplace re-bricked.
851
00:57:23,448 --> 00:57:25,746
I know her pretty well.
I could give her a call.
852
00:57:25,817 --> 00:57:29,548
I've got it solved. I'm just gonna hit
her with one of those fireplace bricks.
853
00:57:32,857 --> 00:57:35,951
Oh, that is so funny.
You are so funny.
854
00:57:36,027 --> 00:57:38,928
Whenever she wants anything done,
she does this song and dance about...
855
00:57:38,997 --> 00:57:41,261
"I don't know. I'm stupid.
You tell me.
856
00:57:41,332 --> 00:57:44,324
You know better than I,
but couldn't we flip the house...
857
00:57:44,402 --> 00:57:48,065
so everything on one side is now on the
other, and the back becomes the front?
858
00:57:48,139 --> 00:57:50,198
Could the whole house
open up on a hinge?
859
00:57:50,274 --> 00:57:53,732
That way I could just get in
with the garage door opener."
860
00:57:53,811 --> 00:57:57,406
I just say, "Yeah, we can do that.
We're just gonna have to... ''
861
00:57:57,482 --> 00:58:00,417
Move the kitchen cabinets."
862
00:58:07,558 --> 00:58:09,219
Jonah, bring that stuff.
863
00:58:11,295 --> 00:58:12,728
Do you like baseball?
864
00:58:14,132 --> 00:58:16,123
Yes, I do.
865
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:19,658
My firm has box seats to the Mariners.
Why don't we all go sometime?
866
00:58:21,372 --> 00:58:24,307
- What about camping?
- What about it?
867
00:58:24,375 --> 00:58:27,811
- Do you like camping?
- I went camping once.
868
00:58:28,980 --> 00:58:31,608
You know what?
We oughta start camping more often.
869
00:58:31,682 --> 00:58:35,049
You're right. Camping is good.
Time for bed.
870
00:58:35,119 --> 00:58:37,451
- It's only 10:00.
- Yeah, 10:00.
871
00:58:37,522 --> 00:58:39,615
Time for bed.
872
00:58:39,690 --> 00:58:41,351
Good night.
873
00:58:45,463 --> 00:58:48,557
Don't you wanna thank Victoria
for this delicious dinner?
874
00:58:48,633 --> 00:58:52,501
Thanks for dinner. I never saw
anybody cook potatoes that way.
875
00:58:53,938 --> 00:58:56,236
I'm glad you liked it.
876
00:58:56,307 --> 00:58:58,241
Good night, Jonah.
877
00:59:01,079 --> 00:59:03,809
Yeah, we don't see
a lot of potatoes around here.
878
00:59:03,881 --> 00:59:05,815
We're rice men.
879
01:00:00,838 --> 01:00:03,500
I'm sorry, Walter.
I'm sorry.
880
01:00:07,745 --> 01:00:10,043
- Hello?
- Turn on your radio.
881
01:00:10,114 --> 01:00:12,048
- What?
- The kid is on.
882
01:00:12,116 --> 01:00:14,710
You've got me
listening to this garbage.
883
01:00:14,785 --> 01:00:17,185
Who is it?
884
01:00:17,255 --> 01:00:21,419
It's Becky. She's...
She's having trouble with Rick again.
885
01:00:21,492 --> 01:00:24,427
I'll go downstairs, Becky.
I'll call you back.
886
01:00:27,231 --> 01:00:29,893
I'm sorry, Walter.
Are you bleeding?
887
01:00:50,855 --> 01:00:54,018
- He's kissing her right this minute!
- Oh, really?
888
01:00:54,091 --> 01:00:57,822
Jonah, tell the truth.
Are you spying on your father?
889
01:00:57,895 --> 01:01:01,023
- Who's he kissing right this minute?
- Listen to this.
890
01:01:01,098 --> 01:01:03,032
I have to make them stop.
891
01:01:03,100 --> 01:01:06,695
- How am I gonna explain this to Walter?
- She came over and cooked dinner.
892
01:01:06,771 --> 01:01:09,899
She brought two bags of groceries,
like she was staying for a year.
893
01:01:09,974 --> 01:01:12,909
Jonah, it's good
that your father's dating.
894
01:01:12,977 --> 01:01:16,242
It's just hard on you.
It's something you think you want.
895
01:01:16,314 --> 01:01:20,114
- Then when it happens, it scares you.
- That's not true.
896
01:01:20,184 --> 01:01:23,153
Think. Shouldn't your father
be the judge....
897
01:01:23,221 --> 01:01:26,156
of whether someone is right
or wrong for him?
898
01:01:26,224 --> 01:01:28,215
He's not sane enough
to judge anything.
899
01:01:28,292 --> 01:01:31,056
Now he's kissing her on the lips.
She's a 'ho!
900
01:01:31,128 --> 01:01:34,222
My dad's been captured by a 'ho!
What am I going to do?
901
01:01:34,298 --> 01:01:36,266
Calm down, Jonah.
902
01:01:36,334 --> 01:01:39,064
Tomorrow morning when you're
having breakfast with your dad....
903
01:01:39,136 --> 01:01:41,468
tell him how you feel.
904
01:01:41,539 --> 01:01:45,066
It's not good to keep
your feelings inside you.
905
01:01:49,347 --> 01:01:53,044
Miss Scarlet. In the broom closet.
With the radio.
906
01:01:56,254 --> 01:01:59,189
You scared me.
Don't ever do that again.
907
01:02:02,793 --> 01:02:05,819
- I thought I saw a black widow.
- You scared me to death!
908
01:02:05,896 --> 01:02:09,195
- You scared Victoria to death.
- It was right over there.
909
01:02:09,267 --> 01:02:12,964
The next time you think you see a
black widow spider, I want you to say...
910
01:02:13,037 --> 01:02:16,939
"Dad, excuse me, but I believe
a poisonous insect is in the house''...
911
01:02:17,008 --> 01:02:19,203
and I will calmly come
and take care of it.
912
01:02:19,277 --> 01:02:20,835
Scream again, I'll kill you.
913
01:02:20,911 --> 01:02:25,439
Becky heard this guy on the radio she
was sure was Rick. She was hysterical.
914
01:02:25,516 --> 01:02:29,714
And then it turned out
the guy lived in Duluth.
915
01:02:29,787 --> 01:02:32,722
- Where is Duluth?
- That doesn't make any sense.
916
01:02:32,790 --> 01:02:36,282
I know, Walter.
It doesn't make any sense at all.
917
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:38,988
Thank God my life is in place.
918
01:02:39,063 --> 01:02:41,964
Duluth? That's in North Dakota.
919
01:02:55,946 --> 01:02:59,939
I love this letter.
You have to write to her.
920
01:03:00,017 --> 01:03:03,145
- You think so?
- It's Y.O.H.
921
01:03:03,220 --> 01:03:05,415
Yeah. What's that?
922
01:03:05,489 --> 01:03:07,116
Your only hope.
923
01:03:19,170 --> 01:03:22,401
I thought I would look into
doing a story on those radio shows.
924
01:03:23,841 --> 01:03:26,173
You'd probably have to go somewhere
to really look into it.
925
01:03:26,811 --> 01:03:28,972
Definitely.
926
01:03:47,665 --> 01:03:49,792
Couldn't you do
a phone interview?
927
01:03:49,867 --> 01:03:54,463
Not for the kind of piece I wanna do.
I won't be in Chicago that long.
928
01:03:54,538 --> 01:03:56,631
When you get back, I'll be gone.
929
01:03:56,707 --> 01:03:59,175
And then I'll see you in New York.
930
01:03:59,243 --> 01:04:01,040
I'll get it.
931
01:04:05,015 --> 01:04:06,448
This is Captain Browning.
932
01:04:06,517 --> 01:04:10,112
We're at our cruising altitude
of approximately 35,000 feet.
933
01:04:10,187 --> 01:04:14,988
The weather is clear to the west, and we
expect to arrive in Seattle on schedule.
934
01:04:16,060 --> 01:04:18,961
- Don't you hate flying?
- Yes, I do.
935
01:04:19,029 --> 01:04:23,932
And I just told the most terrible one
to the man I'm about to marry.
936
01:04:24,001 --> 01:04:26,799
Do you feel that
any lie is a betrayal?
937
01:04:27,805 --> 01:04:29,796
I said "flying."
938
01:04:37,748 --> 01:04:39,682
Thanks for bringing me out here.
939
01:04:39,750 --> 01:04:42,184
Well, he likes the planes.
940
01:04:42,253 --> 01:04:46,656
Can I bring something back for you?
A souvenir? Does he like snow globes?
941
01:04:46,724 --> 01:04:49,192
You shake them up
and then the snow floats down.
942
01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:52,957
Sure. I'd really like that.
Thank you so much.
943
01:04:57,134 --> 01:04:59,261
- He's eight.
- He's good at it.
944
01:04:59,336 --> 01:05:01,270
I read an article about this.
945
01:05:01,338 --> 01:05:04,466
All children are hideous at age eight.
It's quite normal.
946
01:05:04,542 --> 01:05:06,772
Well, maybe when I come back...
947
01:05:06,844 --> 01:05:10,211
the two of us oughta spend
some time together on our own.
948
01:05:10,281 --> 01:05:12,340
What do you think?
949
01:05:15,586 --> 01:05:17,520
Bye.
950
01:05:17,588 --> 01:05:19,249
Bye, Jonah.
951
01:05:26,664 --> 01:05:30,259
Listen to me.
You don't know Victoria.
952
01:05:30,334 --> 01:05:32,268
I hardly know her myself.
953
01:05:32,336 --> 01:05:35,271
She is, in fact,
a mystery to me.
954
01:05:35,339 --> 01:05:38,672
She tosses her hair a lot.
Why does she do this?
955
01:05:38,742 --> 01:05:41,609
I have no idea. Is it a twitch?
Does she need a haircut?
956
01:05:41,679 --> 01:05:45,206
Should she use a barrette
to keep her hair out of her face?
957
01:05:46,684 --> 01:05:49,881
These are things I'm willing
to get to the bottom of.
958
01:05:49,954 --> 01:05:53,321
And that is why I am dating her.
959
01:05:54,558 --> 01:05:56,651
That's all I'm doing.
960
01:05:56,727 --> 01:05:59,025
I'm not living with her.
I'm not marrying her.
961
01:05:59,096 --> 01:06:01,894
Can you appreciate
the difference?
962
01:06:03,334 --> 01:06:04,824
This is what single people do.
963
01:06:04,902 --> 01:06:07,735
They try other people on
and see how they fit.
964
01:06:07,805 --> 01:06:10,569
But everybody's an adjustment.
Nobody's perfect.
965
01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:14,103
There's no such thing
as a perfect...
966
01:06:30,294 --> 01:06:31,886
Come on.
967
01:06:34,365 --> 01:06:37,562
Dad, I was talking to Jessica
about reincarnation.
968
01:06:37,635 --> 01:06:39,728
She says you knew Annie
in another life.
969
01:06:39,803 --> 01:06:42,363
- Who's Annie?
- The one who wrote us.
970
01:06:42,439 --> 01:06:45,966
But Jessica says you and Annie
never got together in that life.
971
01:06:46,043 --> 01:06:48,705
So your hearts are like puzzles
with missing pieces.
972
01:06:48,779 --> 01:06:50,974
And when you get together,
the puzzle's complete.
973
01:06:51,048 --> 01:06:52,572
Goddamn it.
974
01:06:52,650 --> 01:06:55,710
The reason I know this and you don't
is because I'm younger and purer...
975
01:06:55,786 --> 01:06:58,914
so I'm more in touch
with cosmic forces.
976
01:06:58,989 --> 01:07:01,822
- Who told you this stuff?
- Jessica.
977
01:07:01,892 --> 01:07:04,759
I sincerely hope
you're not marrying Jessica.
978
01:07:11,135 --> 01:07:15,697
I remember the days
of just keepin' time
979
01:07:15,773 --> 01:07:20,073
Of hangin' around
in sleepy towns
980
01:07:20,144 --> 01:07:22,305
Forever
981
01:07:22,379 --> 01:07:26,247
Back roads empty for miles
982
01:07:28,185 --> 01:07:32,622
Well, you can't have a dream
and cut it to fit
983
01:07:32,690 --> 01:07:36,524
But when I saw you
I knew
984
01:07:36,594 --> 01:07:39,062
We'd go together
985
01:07:39,129 --> 01:07:42,496
Like a wink and a smile
986
01:07:46,136 --> 01:07:50,095
Leave your old jalopy
987
01:07:50,174 --> 01:07:54,338
By the railroad track
988
01:07:54,411 --> 01:07:58,609
We'll get a hip
double-dip, tip-toppy
989
01:07:58,682 --> 01:08:01,810
Two-seat Pontiac
990
01:08:04,188 --> 01:08:07,316
So you can rev her up
991
01:08:07,391 --> 01:08:09,325
Don't go slow
992
01:08:09,393 --> 01:08:12,851
It's only green lights
and all rights
993
01:08:12,930 --> 01:08:16,093
Let's go together
994
01:08:16,166 --> 01:08:18,964
With a wink and a smile
995
01:08:33,283 --> 01:08:36,252
Give me a wink and a smile
996
01:08:48,198 --> 01:08:50,132
We go together
997
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,964
Like a wink and a smile
998
01:08:56,874 --> 01:09:00,469
Now my heart hears music
999
01:09:00,544 --> 01:09:03,308
Such a simple song
1000
01:09:04,882 --> 01:09:08,841
Sing it again
The notes never end
1001
01:09:08,919 --> 01:09:12,355
This is where I belong
1002
01:09:13,657 --> 01:09:17,252
Just the sound of your voice
The light in your eyes
1003
01:09:17,327 --> 01:09:21,923
We're so far away
from yesterday
1004
01:09:21,999 --> 01:09:24,559
Together
1005
01:09:24,635 --> 01:09:27,832
With a wink and a smile
1006
01:09:30,741 --> 01:09:34,438
We go together
1007
01:09:34,511 --> 01:09:38,413
Like a wink and a smile
1008
01:09:48,459 --> 01:09:52,190
- I watched him play with his son.
- Did you talk to him?
1009
01:09:53,263 --> 01:09:55,197
I couldn't do it.
1010
01:09:57,301 --> 01:10:00,737
- How did I get here?
- You told a lie and got on a plane.
1011
01:10:00,804 --> 01:10:02,795
That's not what I mean.
1012
01:10:04,208 --> 01:10:08,110
I'm going back over there tomorrow
and talk to him. I am.
1013
01:10:08,178 --> 01:10:11,272
Okay. Good.
Good-bye.
1014
01:10:11,348 --> 01:10:13,282
- Beck?
- What?
1015
01:10:15,753 --> 01:10:18,085
- Is this crazy?
- No.
1016
01:10:18,155 --> 01:10:20,521
That's the weirdest part about it.
1017
01:10:21,592 --> 01:10:24,322
Thank you.
I love you.
1018
01:10:24,394 --> 01:10:27,022
- I love you too.
- Good night.
1019
01:11:29,626 --> 01:11:33,062
Oh, it's so good to see you.
Where's Greg?
1020
01:11:57,321 --> 01:11:58,253
Hello.
1021
01:12:07,564 --> 01:12:11,728
- So then what happened?
- So then I left, obviously.
1022
01:12:12,569 --> 01:12:14,537
You were standing
in the middle of the street?
1023
01:12:14,605 --> 01:12:18,405
You know that dream when you're on the
street naked and everyone is looking?
1024
01:12:18,475 --> 01:12:20,170
I love that dream.
1025
01:12:20,244 --> 01:12:23,873
That was nothing compared
to this humiliation. Nothing.
1026
01:12:23,947 --> 01:12:26,006
- But he saw you, right?
- He saw me.
1027
01:12:26,083 --> 01:12:29,575
- You were face-to-face?
- He said hello.
1028
01:12:29,653 --> 01:12:33,089
- He said hello, and what did you say?
- All I could say was hello.
1029
01:12:34,157 --> 01:12:36,022
Oh, my God!
1030
01:12:36,093 --> 01:12:39,961
And all I could say was hello.
1031
01:12:40,030 --> 01:12:42,089
It's a sign.
1032
01:12:42,165 --> 01:12:46,363
It's a sign that I have watched
this movie too many times.
1033
01:12:47,437 --> 01:12:49,098
So stupid.
1034
01:12:49,172 --> 01:12:54,075
Since I listened to that stupid program
on the radio, I've been a complete jerk.
1035
01:12:54,144 --> 01:12:56,840
- You are not a jerk.
- Thank you.
1036
01:12:56,914 --> 01:13:00,077
- Idiot.
- You don't know who she was.
1037
01:13:00,150 --> 01:13:04,086
I saw her. I have a picture of her.
I'll show you a picture of her.
1038
01:13:04,154 --> 01:13:07,021
That detective in Seattle
sent me a picture of her.
1039
01:13:07,090 --> 01:13:09,024
Here. See?
1040
01:13:09,092 --> 01:13:11,458
That's exactly
what she looks like.
1041
01:13:11,528 --> 01:13:13,723
This is a picture
of someone's back.
1042
01:13:13,797 --> 01:13:17,062
Well, it's her
and he was crazy about her.
1043
01:13:17,134 --> 01:13:20,535
What's this?
This is from Seattle.
1044
01:13:32,482 --> 01:13:34,416
So I mailed your letter.
1045
01:13:36,787 --> 01:13:39,620
"Dear Annie,
thanks for your letter.
1046
01:13:39,690 --> 01:13:42,853
It was great.
You sound neat.
1047
01:13:46,163 --> 01:13:49,894
We're very excited about meeting you
in New York on Valentine's Day...
1048
01:13:49,967 --> 01:13:52,800
and seeing if we are...
1049
01:13:52,869 --> 01:13:55,429
M.F.E.O.
1050
01:13:55,505 --> 01:13:56,938
See you soon.
1051
01:13:57,708 --> 01:14:00,506
Sleepless in Seattle."
1052
01:14:00,577 --> 01:14:01,839
M.F. E. O?
1053
01:14:06,350 --> 01:14:09,012
Made for each other.
1054
01:14:09,987 --> 01:14:13,286
It's cute.
It's like a little clue.
1055
01:14:17,894 --> 01:14:21,159
So he can't write. Big deal.
1056
01:14:21,231 --> 01:14:24,064
Verbal ability is a highly
overrated thing in a guy...
1057
01:14:24,134 --> 01:14:27,035
and our pathetic need for it
is what gets us into trouble.
1058
01:14:27,104 --> 01:14:31,006
I will be running back to Walter's arms,
if he'll still have me.
1059
01:14:31,074 --> 01:14:33,133
- What about the letter?
- It means nothing.
1060
01:14:33,210 --> 01:14:36,441
It was written before
I went out there, before the 'ho.
1061
01:14:39,916 --> 01:14:43,374
The only thing is,
she didn't look like a 'ho.
1062
01:14:43,453 --> 01:14:46,320
She looked like somebody
we would've been friends with.
1063
01:14:50,961 --> 01:14:53,862
- You saw her in the airport, then here?
- I tried to talk to her.
1064
01:14:53,930 --> 01:14:56,330
It was like I knew her.
It was weird.
1065
01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:57,833
Like a deja vu thing?
1066
01:14:57,901 --> 01:15:02,065
It was a very French
deja vu-ish kind of thing. Oui.
1067
01:15:02,139 --> 01:15:05,666
At least you're out there
seeing people again. That's terrific.
1068
01:15:05,742 --> 01:15:07,710
Well, there's really just the one.
1069
01:15:08,278 --> 01:15:10,678
Victoria.
1070
01:15:10,747 --> 01:15:13,580
- You don't like Victoria?
- She laughs like a hyena.
1071
01:15:14,317 --> 01:15:16,251
Is this true?
1072
01:15:17,554 --> 01:15:20,614
Sort of, a little bit.
Tell them what you did.
1073
01:15:21,892 --> 01:15:24,360
Tell 'em about the radio show.
They wanna hear it.
1074
01:15:24,428 --> 01:15:29,263
Tell 'em. Christmas Eve, he phones in
one of those radio call-in shows.
1075
01:15:29,332 --> 01:15:32,301
Tells them I need a new wife.
1076
01:15:32,369 --> 01:15:34,132
Oh, you're kidding.
1077
01:15:34,204 --> 01:15:36,195
That's so sweet.
1078
01:15:36,273 --> 01:15:40,266
- He's obsessed with a lady who wrote me.
- You serious?
1079
01:15:40,343 --> 01:15:43,312
She wants to meet me at the top
of the Empire State Building.
1080
01:15:43,380 --> 01:15:45,871
On Valentine's Day.
1081
01:15:45,949 --> 01:15:48,645
- It's like that movie.
- What movie?
1082
01:15:48,718 --> 01:15:51,619
An Affair To Remember.
Did you ever see it?
1083
01:15:51,688 --> 01:15:53,679
Oh, God.
1084
01:15:53,757 --> 01:15:56,988
Cary Grant and Deborah Kerr.
Is it "car" or "cur"?
1085
01:15:57,060 --> 01:15:58,618
- Cur.
- Car.
1086
01:16:00,564 --> 01:16:03,294
She's gonna meet him at the top
of the Empire State Building...
1087
01:16:03,366 --> 01:16:05,926
only she got hit by a taxi.
1088
01:16:06,002 --> 01:16:07,936
And he waited and waited.
1089
01:16:08,004 --> 01:16:10,996
And it was raining, I think.
1090
01:16:11,074 --> 01:16:12,166
And then...
1091
01:16:12,242 --> 01:16:15,507
she's too proud to tell him...
1092
01:16:15,579 --> 01:16:17,740
that she's, uh...
1093
01:16:20,150 --> 01:16:22,175
crippled.
1094
01:16:22,252 --> 01:16:26,086
And he's too proud to find out
why she doesn't come.
1095
01:16:26,156 --> 01:16:28,124
But he comes to see her anyway.
1096
01:16:28,191 --> 01:16:30,489
I forget why, but, oh...
1097
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:34,860
Oh, it's so amazing
when he comes to see her because...
1098
01:16:34,931 --> 01:16:39,027
he doesn't even notice that
she doesn't get up to say hello.
1099
01:16:39,102 --> 01:16:41,593
And he's very bitter.
1100
01:16:42,973 --> 01:16:47,376
And you think that he's just gonna
walk out the door...
1101
01:16:47,444 --> 01:16:52,143
and never know why she's just
lying there, you know, on the couch...
1102
01:16:52,215 --> 01:16:56,652
with this blanket
over her shriveled little legs.
1103
01:16:58,788 --> 01:17:01,882
- Are you all right?
- She's fine.
1104
01:17:01,958 --> 01:17:05,416
Suddenly he goes,
I already sold the painting."
1105
01:17:05,495 --> 01:17:08,555
And he like
goes to the bedroom...
1106
01:17:08,632 --> 01:17:12,693
and he looks and he comes out and
he looks at her and he kind of just...
1107
01:17:12,769 --> 01:17:16,330
They know and then they hug.
And it's so...
1108
01:17:17,274 --> 01:17:20,573
- That's a chick's movie.
- I would say so.
1109
01:17:20,644 --> 01:17:24,011
What kind of a person would write
to someone they heard on the radio?
1110
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:27,174
I got hundreds of letters
from women all over the country.
1111
01:17:27,250 --> 01:17:28,683
Desperate women.
1112
01:17:28,752 --> 01:17:32,085
Just because someone is looking for
a nice guy doesn't make them desperate.
1113
01:17:32,155 --> 01:17:34,521
How about rapacious
and love-starved?
1114
01:17:34,591 --> 01:17:37,719
It is easier to be killed by a terrorist
than to find a husband after the age...
1115
01:17:37,794 --> 01:17:39,921
That is absolutely untrue.
1116
01:17:39,996 --> 01:17:42,226
Right, honey. Right.
1117
01:17:42,299 --> 01:17:44,699
I'm not lookin' for
a mail-order bride.
1118
01:17:44,768 --> 01:17:48,795
I just want somebody that I can have a
decent conversation with over dinner...
1119
01:17:48,872 --> 01:17:52,399
without it fallin' down
into weepy tears over some movie.
1120
01:17:52,475 --> 01:17:53,965
She's very emotional.
1121
01:17:54,044 --> 01:17:56,171
- But I cried at The Dirty Dozen.
- Who didn't?
1122
01:17:56,246 --> 01:17:59,704
Jim Brown is throwin' these
hand grenades down these air shafts...
1123
01:17:59,783 --> 01:18:02,980
and Richard Jaeckel and Lee Marvin
were sittin' on top of this...
1124
01:18:03,053 --> 01:18:05,851
armored personnel carrier,
dressed up like Nazis.
1125
01:18:05,922 --> 01:18:09,119
They're waiting.
Trini Lopez...
1126
01:18:10,427 --> 01:18:13,828
He busted his neck when they were
parachuting down behind the Nazi lines.
1127
01:18:13,897 --> 01:18:15,455
Stop it.
1128
01:18:15,532 --> 01:18:19,593
Richard Jaeckel had on this shiny helmet
'cause he was the M.P.
1129
01:18:19,669 --> 01:18:20,601
No more.
1130
01:18:21,871 --> 01:18:24,635
Oh, God, I love that movie.
1131
01:18:32,449 --> 01:18:35,714
This is the best movie
I've ever seen in my life.
1132
01:18:35,785 --> 01:18:37,514
What's so great about it?
1133
01:18:37,587 --> 01:18:40,181
You have to find her.
You have to go to her.
1134
01:18:40,257 --> 01:18:42,418
Do you know how much money it costs
to go to New York?
1135
01:18:42,492 --> 01:18:44,426
Nobody knows.
1136
01:18:44,494 --> 01:18:48,624
It changes practically every day.
How much money do you have?
1137
01:18:48,698 --> 01:18:50,131
Eighty dollars.
1138
01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:53,601
I have 42. That would
probably cover taxicabs.
1139
01:18:53,670 --> 01:18:55,160
How would I get there?
1140
01:18:56,239 --> 01:18:58,730
Honey, I have to run
these tickets over to someone.
1141
01:18:58,808 --> 01:19:00,742
Can you keep an eye on things?
1142
01:19:00,810 --> 01:19:02,903
Sure, Mom.
1143
01:19:13,089 --> 01:19:16,422
- Do you want a window seat or an aisle?
- Window.
1144
01:19:16,493 --> 01:19:18,791
- Do you want a fruit plate?
- I don't know. Do I?
1145
01:19:18,862 --> 01:19:21,592
I'd rather die
than eat airplane food.
1146
01:19:21,665 --> 01:19:23,895
I'm telling them you're 12
so you can fly unaccompanied...
1147
01:19:23,967 --> 01:19:25,992
and the stewardess
won't carry you around.
1148
01:19:26,069 --> 01:19:28,697
Are you crazy?
Who'd believe I'm 12?
1149
01:19:28,772 --> 01:19:31,707
If it's in the computer,
they believe anything.
1150
01:19:31,775 --> 01:19:33,709
Are you sure?
1151
01:19:33,777 --> 01:19:36,211
Do you want me to say that
you're really short for your age...
1152
01:19:36,279 --> 01:19:38,440
and that they shouldn't say anything
'cause it would hurt your feelings?
1153
01:19:38,515 --> 01:19:40,847
Yeah, that's a great idea.
1154
01:19:40,917 --> 01:19:45,786
Sometimes it's hard to be
1155
01:19:45,855 --> 01:19:47,823
A woman
1156
01:19:50,727 --> 01:19:53,787
Givin' all your love
1157
01:19:53,863 --> 01:19:58,357
To just one man
1158
01:19:58,435 --> 01:19:59,732
Walter.
1159
01:20:01,037 --> 01:20:04,803
- You're gonna miss the train.
- No, I'm not.
1160
01:20:04,874 --> 01:20:08,537
I'm so happy, Becky.
Finally I feel happy.
1161
01:20:08,611 --> 01:20:10,545
This is right. This is real.
1162
01:20:10,613 --> 01:20:13,343
Everything else is what happens
when you watch too many movies...
1163
01:20:13,416 --> 01:20:15,907
and you completely
lose sight of what counts.
1164
01:20:15,985 --> 01:20:18,249
Please, don't tell anybody
what happened.
1165
01:20:18,321 --> 01:20:20,915
I would be so absolutely mortified
if anyone knew...
1166
01:20:20,990 --> 01:20:24,289
I did anything even
remotely close to what I've done.
1167
01:20:24,361 --> 01:20:27,353
- Thank you. Do you promise?
- I promise.
1168
01:20:27,430 --> 01:20:29,864
Sleepless in Seattle
is history.
1169
01:20:29,933 --> 01:20:34,029
He's hard to understand
1170
01:20:36,239 --> 01:20:40,733
And if you love him
1171
01:20:40,810 --> 01:20:45,338
Oh, be proud of him
1172
01:20:45,415 --> 01:20:48,748
'Cause after all
1173
01:20:48,818 --> 01:20:51,616
He's just a man
1174
01:20:54,824 --> 01:20:57,759
Stand by your man
1175
01:21:00,697 --> 01:21:02,289
I was...
1176
01:21:03,700 --> 01:21:05,668
- Go ahead.
- You go.
1177
01:21:05,735 --> 01:21:08,169
Okay. Well,
I was just gonna say...
1178
01:21:08,238 --> 01:21:11,833
that ever since Christmas,
you've been different...
1179
01:21:11,908 --> 01:21:14,468
kind of distracted, distant.
1180
01:21:14,544 --> 01:21:17,012
But now...
1181
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:21,744
it feels as if you're coming back
from wherever you were.
1182
01:21:21,818 --> 01:21:23,410
I am.
1183
01:21:25,321 --> 01:21:27,881
I was just, uh...
1184
01:21:27,957 --> 01:21:32,121
I just got...
I think I got nervous.
1185
01:21:32,195 --> 01:21:34,390
But that's normal, right?
1186
01:21:34,464 --> 01:21:38,195
I mean, don't you ever
feel nervous about...
1187
01:21:38,268 --> 01:21:40,236
You know?
1188
01:21:40,303 --> 01:21:42,328
What?
1189
01:21:42,405 --> 01:21:43,667
Forever.
1190
01:21:53,450 --> 01:21:56,715
I did, and you know what I think?
1191
01:21:56,786 --> 01:22:01,018
I think I thought
it was too perfect, you know?
1192
01:22:01,090 --> 01:22:04,582
I started to wonder
if we were the human equivalent...
1193
01:22:04,661 --> 01:22:06,788
of two rights making a wrong.
1194
01:22:06,863 --> 01:22:08,797
You know what it was?
1195
01:22:08,865 --> 01:22:12,494
It was like kismet, but not,
if you see what I mean.
1196
01:22:14,037 --> 01:22:15,470
You have to grow up.
1197
01:22:15,538 --> 01:22:18,336
You just can't keep having
all these adolescent fantasies...
1198
01:22:18,408 --> 01:22:20,842
about how exciting
your life is gonna be.
1199
01:22:20,910 --> 01:22:23,572
Don't hate me,
but I love this pattern.
1200
01:22:23,646 --> 01:22:25,671
- You couldn't.
- I do.
1201
01:22:25,748 --> 01:22:28,581
This is just like
my grandmother's china.
1202
01:22:28,651 --> 01:22:31,119
How many place settings
should I put down?
1203
01:22:31,187 --> 01:22:32,779
Ten.
1204
01:22:35,458 --> 01:22:38,325
Exactly. Eight is too few.
1205
01:22:38,394 --> 01:22:41,056
Twelve is too many.
1206
01:23:06,589 --> 01:23:08,523
It was my mother's.
1207
01:23:10,493 --> 01:23:12,757
I had them size it down.
1208
01:23:14,163 --> 01:23:16,256
She had really fat fingers.
1209
01:23:18,768 --> 01:23:20,463
It's so beautiful.
1210
01:23:20,537 --> 01:23:23,734
It's exactly what I would
pick out if I had...
1211
01:23:23,806 --> 01:23:26,639
every ring in the whole world
to choose from.
1212
01:23:29,279 --> 01:23:30,769
You see what I mean?
1213
01:23:30,847 --> 01:23:34,374
There are people who would like
a relationship to be full of surprises.
1214
01:23:34,450 --> 01:23:36,816
But I am not one of those people.
1215
01:23:36,886 --> 01:23:39,116
No, sirree.
1216
01:23:39,188 --> 01:23:41,884
Surprises are highly overrated.
1217
01:23:44,761 --> 01:23:47,889
I'm leavin' first thing in the morning,
but I'm only gonna be gone one night.
1218
01:23:47,964 --> 01:23:50,091
Clarise is gonna be here,
so you'll be able to see...
1219
01:23:50,166 --> 01:23:52,498
plenty of Geraldo
and Nightmare On Elm Street 12.
1220
01:23:52,569 --> 01:23:54,867
- I will never know.
- Are you going with her?
1221
01:23:56,806 --> 01:23:58,899
I'm going with Victoria, yes.
1222
01:24:01,144 --> 01:24:03,942
And don't try anything tricky.
Understand?
1223
01:24:07,016 --> 01:24:10,076
Don't go rollin' in poison ivy
as soon as I leave the house...
1224
01:24:10,153 --> 01:24:13,589
or lock yourself in a closet or do
anything that makes you need stitches.
1225
01:24:13,656 --> 01:24:15,749
If your finger falls off,
it's stayin' off.
1226
01:24:15,825 --> 01:24:18,259
No one's gonna pack it on ice
and take you to the hospital...
1227
01:24:18,328 --> 01:24:21,491
so you can be
a breakthrough in laser surgery.
1228
01:24:21,564 --> 01:24:24,624
- Is this about that woman in Baltimore?
- Annie.
1229
01:24:29,138 --> 01:24:31,572
- I don't care what you do!
- Good! Fine!
1230
01:24:31,641 --> 01:24:34,940
I'll tell you what I'm doin'
this weekend. I'm getting laid.
1231
01:24:35,011 --> 01:24:37,002
1990s and nobody is getting laid.
1232
01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:39,742
I'm the only man in America
who is getting laid this weekend.
1233
01:24:39,816 --> 01:24:44,150
I haven't been laid that much.
Six girls in college, maybe seven.
1234
01:24:45,421 --> 01:24:48,390
- How long you been standin' there?
- Forever.
1235
01:24:48,458 --> 01:24:52,292
- What did you hear me just say?
- "Six girls in college, maybe seven."
1236
01:24:52,362 --> 01:24:55,092
Seven.
Eight! Mary Kelly.
1237
01:24:55,164 --> 01:24:56,631
This is the one I like.
1238
01:24:59,535 --> 01:25:01,696
Jonah, the fact is...
1239
01:25:01,771 --> 01:25:04,797
you're not gonna like any woman
because it isn't your mother.
1240
01:25:04,874 --> 01:25:06,466
How do you know?
1241
01:25:06,542 --> 01:25:10,000
- What's wrong with Annie?
- Oh, Jonah, shut up!
1242
01:25:10,079 --> 01:25:12,639
Shut up?
1243
01:25:12,715 --> 01:25:16,151
Mom never said "shut up'' to me.
Mom never yelled at me.
1244
01:25:16,219 --> 01:25:19,382
- The conversation is finished.
- Why can't we go to New York?
1245
01:25:19,455 --> 01:25:22,219
There is no way
that we are going on a plane...
1246
01:25:22,291 --> 01:25:24,782
to meet some woman
who could be a crazy, sick lunatic.
1247
01:25:24,861 --> 01:25:27,386
- Didn't you see Fatal Attraction?
- You wouldn't let me.
1248
01:25:27,463 --> 01:25:30,023
Well, I saw it!
And it scared the shit outta me.
1249
01:25:30,099 --> 01:25:33,159
It scared the shit
outta every man in America!
1250
01:25:34,103 --> 01:25:36,571
I'm not leaving till you say yes.
1251
01:25:42,311 --> 01:25:45,246
- I hate you!
- That's good!
1252
01:25:45,314 --> 01:25:46,872
You'll have to tell Oprah.
1253
01:25:46,949 --> 01:25:49,247
How your dad destroyed your life
'cause he had to go off...
1254
01:25:49,318 --> 01:25:52,845
for a weekend special
at the Holiday Inn!
1255
01:26:07,336 --> 01:26:10,772
Jonah, Clarise is here
and I gotta go.
1256
01:26:12,809 --> 01:26:14,470
Hey, Jonah.
1257
01:26:21,451 --> 01:26:23,749
All right.
Jonah, listen.
1258
01:26:23,820 --> 01:26:26,186
I gotta go, and I'm...
1259
01:26:54,617 --> 01:26:57,108
Jessica, honey,
you have to tell us where he is.
1260
01:26:57,186 --> 01:27:00,622
Jonah's daddy is very upset.
1261
01:27:00,690 --> 01:27:04,217
This is your father.
Tell us where he is, right this minute.
1262
01:27:07,530 --> 01:27:09,225
N.Y.
1263
01:27:09,298 --> 01:27:11,323
- What is that?
- No way.
1264
01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:13,994
That's N.W.
1265
01:27:14,070 --> 01:27:16,231
New York.
1266
01:27:16,305 --> 01:27:18,239
He's on his way to New York.
1267
01:27:18,307 --> 01:27:19,774
- What?
- How?
1268
01:27:19,842 --> 01:27:23,073
- United 597.
- Jessica.
1269
01:27:23,146 --> 01:27:25,774
- When does it leave?
- 7:30.
1270
01:27:32,722 --> 01:27:35,748
Here you go. Here's a nice pen
for you for flying with us.
1271
01:27:35,825 --> 01:27:37,258
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1272
01:27:37,326 --> 01:27:39,590
- Can I take this for you?
- No.
1273
01:27:55,444 --> 01:27:57,776
- Where to, kid?
- Empire State Building.
1274
01:27:57,847 --> 01:28:00,680
Hold on.
Empire State Building.
1275
01:28:00,750 --> 01:28:04,117
Get a little further away
from the curb next time, mac.
1276
01:28:05,955 --> 01:28:07,217
There it is.
1277
01:28:07,290 --> 01:28:09,952
What you gonna do
when you get up there?
1278
01:28:10,026 --> 01:28:12,187
- Spit off the top?
- No.
1279
01:28:12,261 --> 01:28:14,889
I'm going to meet my new mother.
1280
01:28:34,817 --> 01:28:37,718
Excuse me. I'm Jonah.
Are you Annie?
1281
01:28:37,787 --> 01:28:40,051
No. I'm Cynthia.
1282
01:28:47,163 --> 01:28:49,757
Excuse me.
Are you Annie?
1283
01:29:28,104 --> 01:29:30,038
Great table. Thanks.
1284
01:29:32,441 --> 01:29:34,204
Something wrong?
1285
01:29:35,378 --> 01:29:38,040
- Can I get you a drink?
- Some champagne?
1286
01:29:39,649 --> 01:29:42,117
Fine.
1287
01:29:42,184 --> 01:29:43,617
Can we have a bottle...
1288
01:29:43,686 --> 01:29:46,587
of Dom DeLuise?
1289
01:29:48,925 --> 01:29:50,859
- Just kidding.
- It was a joke.
1290
01:29:50,927 --> 01:29:53,555
- He meant Dom Perignon.
- I got it.
1291
01:29:57,133 --> 01:29:59,363
Beautiful view, isn't it?
1292
01:29:59,435 --> 01:30:04,270
Walter, there's something
I have to tell you.
1293
01:30:18,788 --> 01:30:21,222
Hey, I'm sorry.
I have an emergency.
1294
01:30:21,290 --> 01:30:23,986
Look! Money!
All right?
1295
01:30:24,060 --> 01:30:26,324
- Get right in.
- Wait a minute.
1296
01:30:26,395 --> 01:30:27,987
Taxi!
1297
01:31:41,804 --> 01:31:46,036
So, he could be on top
of the Empire State Building now.
1298
01:31:48,677 --> 01:31:50,736
I guess he could be.
1299
01:31:53,382 --> 01:31:55,816
It's not him, Walter.
It's me.
1300
01:31:57,420 --> 01:31:59,354
I can't do this.
1301
01:32:01,057 --> 01:32:03,685
Look, Annie...
1302
01:32:03,759 --> 01:32:07,456
I love you,
but let's leave that outta this.
1303
01:32:08,731 --> 01:32:11,632
I don't wanna be someone
that you're settling for.
1304
01:32:11,700 --> 01:32:15,568
I don't wanna be someone
that anyone settles for.
1305
01:32:17,206 --> 01:32:19,140
Marriage is hard enough...
1306
01:32:19,208 --> 01:32:22,939
without bringing such
low expectations into it.
1307
01:32:23,012 --> 01:32:24,445
Isn't it?
1308
01:32:25,347 --> 01:32:27,815
Walter, I don't deserve you.
1309
01:32:28,684 --> 01:32:31,118
I wouldn't put it that way.
1310
01:32:32,621 --> 01:32:34,987
But, okay.
1311
01:32:51,173 --> 01:32:52,435
You okay?
1312
01:32:53,375 --> 01:32:55,172
Yeah.
1313
01:33:00,449 --> 01:33:02,474
- What?
- Look.
1314
01:33:11,193 --> 01:33:14,253
- It's a sign.
- Who needed a sign?
1315
01:33:17,633 --> 01:33:19,328
I have to go.
1316
01:33:54,303 --> 01:33:58,637
What if something had happened to you?
What if I couldn't get to you?
1317
01:33:58,707 --> 01:34:01,505
I'm sorry.
1318
01:34:03,279 --> 01:34:05,804
What would I have done?
1319
01:34:05,881 --> 01:34:09,180
You are my family.
You're all I've got.
1320
01:34:09,251 --> 01:34:11,811
I thought she'd be here.
I thought she'd come.
1321
01:34:11,887 --> 01:34:14,481
We're doin' okay, aren't we?
Aren't we all right?
1322
01:34:14,557 --> 01:34:17,424
- Have I done anything really stupid?
- No.
1323
01:34:17,493 --> 01:34:19,984
- Have I screwed it up for both of us?
- No.
1324
01:35:13,682 --> 01:35:17,083
- Observation deck?
- Sorry, ma'am, but it's too late.
1325
01:35:18,320 --> 01:35:20,515
Please. I really need
to get up there.
1326
01:35:20,589 --> 01:35:23,023
We're closing up.
No more runs tonight.
1327
01:35:28,731 --> 01:35:30,995
Listen.
1328
01:35:31,066 --> 01:35:34,627
Can I just take a look?
There's someone I was supposed to meet.
1329
01:35:34,703 --> 01:35:37,331
He's probably not there,
but if I don't at least look...
1330
01:35:37,406 --> 01:35:39,840
I'll always wonder about it.
1331
01:35:39,908 --> 01:35:41,842
Cary Grant, right?
1332
01:35:41,910 --> 01:35:44,208
You know that movie?
1333
01:35:44,280 --> 01:35:46,544
One of my wife's favorites.
1334
01:35:55,291 --> 01:35:58,454
Maybe when we get home
we'll get a dog.
1335
01:35:58,527 --> 01:36:01,826
- Okay.
- What do you mean "okay"?
1336
01:36:01,897 --> 01:36:05,060
- Wouldn't you like to have a dog?
- Sure.
1337
01:36:17,846 --> 01:36:20,508
I'm sorry, ma'am. Empty.
1338
01:36:22,985 --> 01:36:25,852
Can I take a minute?
1339
01:36:25,921 --> 01:36:27,513
Go ahead.
1340
01:37:41,363 --> 01:37:43,524
I left it by the telescopes.
1341
01:38:10,392 --> 01:38:12,724
- It's you.
- It's me.
1342
01:38:12,795 --> 01:38:16,629
- I saw you in the street.
- Are you Annie?
1343
01:38:18,600 --> 01:38:20,465
Yes.
1344
01:38:23,305 --> 01:38:25,136
You're Annie?
1345
01:38:27,843 --> 01:38:29,868
This must be yours.
1346
01:38:29,945 --> 01:38:33,176
I'm Jonah.
This is my dad.
1347
01:38:33,248 --> 01:38:35,182
- His name's Sam.
- Hi, Jonah.
1348
01:38:44,159 --> 01:38:46,252
- And who's this?
- Howard.
1349
01:38:46,328 --> 01:38:49,092
Oh, Howard.
Hello, Howard.
1350
01:39:04,513 --> 01:39:05,775
We better go.
1351
01:39:13,589 --> 01:39:15,523
Shall we?
1352
01:39:46,955 --> 01:39:51,187
It's so important
to make someone happy
1353
01:39:51,260 --> 01:39:55,390
Make just one someone happy
1354
01:39:55,464 --> 01:40:00,424
Make just one heart
the heart you
1355
01:40:00,502 --> 01:40:03,027
- You sing to
- Sam.
1356
01:40:04,339 --> 01:40:06,569
It's nice to meet you.
1357
01:40:07,809 --> 01:40:11,905
One face that lights
when it nears you
1358
01:40:11,980 --> 01:40:14,448
One girl you're
1359
01:40:14,516 --> 01:40:19,613
You're everything to
1360
01:40:19,688 --> 01:40:22,282
Fame
1361
01:40:22,357 --> 01:40:24,416
If you win it
1362
01:40:24,493 --> 01:40:28,657
Comes and goes in a minute
1363
01:40:28,730 --> 01:40:32,689
Where's the real stuff in life
1364
01:40:32,768 --> 01:40:36,568
To cling to
1365
01:40:36,638 --> 01:40:41,098
Love is the answer
1366
01:40:41,176 --> 01:40:45,613
Someone to love is the answer
1367
01:40:45,681 --> 01:40:49,777
Once you've found her
1368
01:40:49,851 --> 01:40:54,049
Build your world around her
1369
01:40:54,122 --> 01:40:58,286
Make someone happy
1370
01:40:58,360 --> 01:41:02,558
Make just one someone happy
1371
01:41:02,631 --> 01:41:08,399
And you will be happy too
1372
01:45:04,001 --> 01:45:05,399
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