1 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,848 Good evening, I welcome you fo the third and final 2 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:19,926 of the 2016 presidential debates. 3 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,498 We either have a country, or we don't. 4 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,500 Rounding up people who are undocumented... 5 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,060 We have some bad hombres here. 6 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,503 Is an idea that is not in keeping 7 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,796 - with who we are as a nation. - / tell it like it is. 8 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,152 I'm happy fo compare my 30 years of experience... 9 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,676 7he one thing you have over me is experience, but it's bad experience. 10 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:37,488 We are going to make America great again and it has fo start now. 11 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:40,912 I hope you will give me a chance fo serve as your president. 12 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:44,105 Donald Trump fold the American people the truth tonight 13 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:45,500 as he always does. 14 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:48,124 Hillary Clinton is the real outsider. 15 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,251 Look, whatever you think you saw tonight... 16 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:53,709 You didn't. You actually saw what I saw, and I think that the American people... 17 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:56,762 - Would agree with me. - As long as I say it repeatedly, doggedly. 18 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:59,055 And with unearned confidence. 19 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:00,716 I lie. 20 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:02,676 I am lying to you. 21 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:05,478 And you know I lie. I'm actually in this position 22 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:08,558 because of how effectively I lie to you. Are we clear? 23 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,938 We call this the spin room, without shame. 24 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,941 Spinning is something you do to disorient people. 25 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:16,444 And you all know that and yet, here we are. 26 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,321 What a wonderful play we're putting on. 27 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:21,620 Thank you all so much. And fuck you, America. 28 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:23,393 I look forward to lying to you in the future. 29 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,623 See you at the bar. 30 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:26,621 Thank you. 31 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:47,562 Shock waves across America. 32 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:50,015 The surprise victory defied preelection polling. 33 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:53,318 Tectonic plates shifting, 9.5 on the Richter scale earthquake. 34 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:56,217 So thats just a snapshot of the reaction we're getting this morning. 35 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:59,904 We're still trying fo get our good old pal Gary zimmer fo talk fo us. 36 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:01,835 He's probably halfway to Canada by now. 37 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,783 Yeah, maybe halfway lo Canadian club. 38 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:06,365 /'d love to ask this guy what the hell he was thinking. 39 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,746 How did they blow this election? 40 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:11,670 Hey, guys, did you find the clip? You got it? Okay. 41 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:13,418 This is our good friend Gary zimmer, 42 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:16,215 grand old consigliere of the clinfon campaign, 43 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:19,261 not even a week ago on this program. 44 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,229 - So you're confident? - Oh, no question. 45 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,515 Hillary's made her case. 46 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:26,765 She is the most qualified presidential candidate, 47 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,561 certainly in my lifetime... maybe ever. 48 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,560 Donald Trump will not be president. 49 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,767 Well, he is doing well in the south. 50 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:35,568 So maybe he can be President of the confederacy. 51 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,647 But Ohio, Michigan, Pennsylvania... 52 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,481 Mika, he's not winning Pennsylvania, 53 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:40,691 he's not winning Michigan. 54 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:43,994 That rust belt blue wall is impenetrable. If holds. 55 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:45,571 “/ guarantee.” 56 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:48,954 Well, you decided fo spend almost no time there campaigning. 57 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:51,606 Was that a carville impression? All right, so wait a minute. 58 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,871 - Tommy, try Gary again. - Google, off. 59 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:56,547 - We have faith Brewster on the line. - Hey, Google, off. 60 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:59,377 Sorry, power controls is not yet supported. 61 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:00,756 Phone lady, decline. 62 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,767 - Try asking again in a different way. - Hang up. 63 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:05,015 Hey, Google, tell phone lady to hang up. 64 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:06,871 Sorry, I'm not sure how fo help with that yet. 65 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,887 - Off, off! Hey, Google, disengage! - Sorry, I'm still not sure about that. 66 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:12,543 - Songs aren't available on siriusxm. - Abort! Everybody, shut up! 67 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:14,774 Try asking again in a different way. 68 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:38,624 J» you always won every time you placed a bet 69 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:44,555 j» you're still damn good 70 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,882 j' no one's gotten to you yet » 71 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:55,057 j» every time they were sure they had you caught » 72 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:59,193 j» you were quicker than they thought 73 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:04,320 j» you'd just turn your back and walk » 74 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:08,028 j» and your're still the same j» 75 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:13,584 - » [ Caught up with you yesteraay » - Still the same, still the same » 76 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,786 j» moving game to game j» 77 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:20,582 j» no one standing in your way » 78 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:24,803 j» turning on the charm » 79 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:30,430 - »» long enough to get you by » - Still the same, still the same j» 80 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,387 d> you're still the same » 81 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:40,064 j» you still aim high » 82 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:47,859 > still the same, still the same j» 83 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:24,734 J» there's been a load of compromisin'» 84 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:28,409 j» on the road to my horizon » 85 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,618 j» but I'm gonna be » 86 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:35,290 > where the lights are shinin' on me » 87 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:39,707 j like a rhinestone cowboy j» 88 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:47,090 j riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo » 89 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:52,382 j like a rhinestone cowboy j» 90 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:59,682 j» getting cards and letters from people I don't even know » 91 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:05,104 j» and offers comin' over the phone » 92 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:19,451 Can I get a motion fo vote on resolution 1217, requiring 93 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:24,131 a valid Wisconsin driver's license or proof of us citizenship 94 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:28,335 to qualify for any state or municipality program or benefit 95 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:32,423 such as food stamps, welfare, and so on and so forth. 96 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:33,882 - So moved. - Second. 97 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:35,763 - Second. - I have a second. It's time... 98 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,734 - Excuse me, fellas. - Jack, I already told you. 99 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:40,229 You can widen the easement on Hamburg, just leave enough... 100 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:44,481 Actually, it's about that resolution you're thinking about passing. 101 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,233 With all due respect, colonel, that discussion has ended. 102 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:50,361 Yeah. Yeah, so I heard. But, uh... 103 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:54,862 The thing is that, um... it's a bad idea. 104 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,619 - You can't... - Okay, well, I already seconded it. 105 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:01,372 - But, whatever. - I know we're in a bad spot, but... 106 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:04,955 You can't bring it back by throwing these people under the bus. 107 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,632 We're not throwing anybody under anything, Jack. 108 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:11,671 Money was tight when the base was still open, but now... 109 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:16,266 I mean, we just gotta be smart. We got to eliminate cheating the programs. 110 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:18,719 There's not a damn soul using those programs 111 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,333 that doesn't need 'em and you know it. 112 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:24,441 And all they need to do is produce the acceptable ID and the benefits will... 113 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:29,112 - And you know they can't do that. - Well... I don't make the rules, Jack. 114 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:36,111 I mean, I do... I guess. Not by myself. But this is over. 115 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,405 Yeah. 116 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,832 Okay, we have a motion that has been seconded. 117 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,957 - It is time to bring it to a vote. - Uh, you know, just curious. 118 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,581 You know when the river backed up, 119 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:51,715 and the folks you think might be cheating stood shoulder to shoulder with us, 120 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:56,890 stuffing sandbags for three days straight, ended up saving your store... 121 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:59,968 - You check their ids then? - Discussion's closed, Jack. 122 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:03,271 You checking ids when they're bringing food to the church potlucks? 123 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:04,643 Walt? 124 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:08,105 Enough, Jack. You had your say. 125 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:15,650 Look, we got rules here, but that don't make us bad people. 126 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:19,533 I'm not saying you're a bad person, Billy. I'm saying you're scared. 127 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,414 Hell, we all are. 128 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:27,121 Damn town went from 15,000 to five overnight, 129 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:29,001 and business went with it. 130 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:32,668 We're not bringing it back by turning on each other. 131 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:37,673 Corps taught me the chain's only as strong as its weakest link. 132 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:43,854 And father heuvel here taught me that I am my brother's keeper. 133 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:47,603 - Go back to that "weak link" part. - Yeah, okay. Yeah. 134 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,401 I mean, could this guy work? 135 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:53,571 Corps taught me the chain's only as strong as its weakest link. 136 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,658 - Hmm. Pretty good. - Mm-hmm. 137 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:59,987 Father heuvel here taught me that I am my brother's keeper. 138 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:03,073 Whatever you do for the least of us, you do for the lord. 139 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,910 Looks conservative, sounds progressive. 140 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:07,335 The point is... 141 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:11,165 It's easy fo be strong of character in the good times. 142 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,797 The fest is the bad times. 143 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,550 If you can't live your principles then, well, 144 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,848 I guess they aren't principles, they're just hobbies. 145 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:26,138 Where is this again? Wisconsin. Deerlaken. 146 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,103 - Deerlaken. - Mm-hmm. 147 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:30,900 Gentlemen, 148 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:33,854 this square-jawed paragon of americana 149 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:37,156 is our goddamn key back in the forbidden city. 150 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,655 - Well, that's my stop. - Sit. Kurt, sit. 151 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:42,658 - Call me when he gets here. - Nope, you're not going anywhere. No, sit. 152 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,866 And we have Alan to thank for bringing this man to our attention. 153 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,040 It's Evan. 154 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:50,040 Did I happen to mention that he is a veteran of the us marine corps? 155 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,042 - Yes. - And a farmer? 156 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,878 And did I happen to mention that he's a widower. 157 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,084 Impressive. 158 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:58,795 A man who makes Joe the plumber look like dukakis in mom jeans 159 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:00,676 and a fucking easter bonnet 160 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:07,104 in the reddest of counties in the great now-swing state of Wisconsin is... 161 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,269 A democrat. 162 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,975 He's a democrat? 163 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,937 Yeah. He just doesn't know it yet. 164 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:18,694 Here's the idea. I get on a plane and I go to Wisconsin 165 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:23,199 and I use this guy to road-test a more rural-friendly message. 166 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,531 It's a mayoral race in the middle of nowhere. 167 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,866 I don't get how this helps us. 168 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,293 There are two million rural votes in these states alone. 169 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:33,042 If we lost them 2.7 to 1 instead of 3to 1, 170 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,340 we win, but we didn't even try. 171 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,916 Their base turned out, ours didn't. 172 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,878 If we find a candidate to activate our base, 173 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,965 if our African-Americans... 174 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,829 And latino communities... 175 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,515 - It's just latino. - Show up, we win. 176 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:51,018 We have to get the rural voters back into the tent. Even just a little bit. 177 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:53,851 Well, if it's all the same to you, I'll stick with pandering 178 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,436 to our special-interest groups. 179 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,146 Thank you very much. 180 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:02,484 S/, se puede. Si, se puede. 181 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,911 I like the idea of expanding our base. 182 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,865 Not taking any voter for granted. 183 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,955 It does have some merit. 184 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,820 Okay, so we'll make sure a car comes here and picks you up. 185 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,926 - And we'll make sure the driver is frank. - Okay. 186 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,575 It's a two-hour flight, but you'll gain an hour when you get there. 187 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:25,682 - What is that? - The 7 series. 188 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,759 It was the closest thing they had to your Tesla. 189 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,185 Just take a sharpie and write 190 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,183 "liberal city douchebag" on my forehead, okay? 191 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,639 Come on, guys. “Yup. 192 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,190 Um, accord? 193 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:37,440 I'm traveling to America. Explorer, neutral color. 194 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,237 - And pack me like a conference. - Davos? Ted? 195 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:42,611 - Aspen, weekend package. - Great. 196 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:46,069 Thank you. Oh, and, guys. You know what? Keep it simple. 197 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,158 - Simple, no frills. Thank you. - Got it. 198 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,614 - Sure. - Great. 199 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:54,665 Although if the explorer has a bose or a bang & olufsen sound package, 200 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,166 if they have it, it'd be good. 201 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,588 - Great. - Gotcha. 202 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:02,302 - Did they say anything about catering? - Not yet. 203 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,549 Those little mozzarella balls are great. Yeah. 204 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:08,008 - Caprese salad. Something light. Balsamic. - Balsamic, all that jazz. 205 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,433 Cool. 206 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,811 - Nothing. - Cool. 207 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,234 That's fun. 208 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,281 - Here you go, Mr. zimmer. - Oh, thank you. 209 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:31,115 7railing by three points with time running out, 210 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:37,205 the packers roll 68 yards across the frozen field and into legend. 211 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,335 With only three minutes to play, 212 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,718 all the hopes and dreams of an entire season 213 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,891 rested on the shoulders of one man. 214 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:53,766 J like a rhinestone cowboy » 215 00:12:55,566 --> 00:13:01,436 j riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo » 216 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,324 this is fresh air. I'm Terry gross. 217 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,447 Richard Rodgers and Oscar hammerstein 218 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:12,247 had one of the most successful musical partnerships of the 20th century. 219 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:17,335 But / also think it's a canard that hammerstein can't write funny songs. 220 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:20,004 She's got a beautiful voice, so let's hear her singing 221 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,797 "everybody's got a home but me." 222 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:25,547 Will you set the scene for us about where this song fits into the show? 223 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,930 Well, this young prostitute has just arrived in monterey. 224 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:37,934 Hello. 225 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,688 - Evening. - Hey. 226 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:44,396 - What can I get ya? - How about a bud and a burger? 227 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,779 That sounds good. Thank you so much. 228 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,531 Sure thing. Coming up. 229 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,079 Hey, Charlie. 230 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,579 - Tough day? - A long day. Traveling. 231 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,335 - Oh, yeah? Where from? - Washington, D.C. 232 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,346 Man, I ain't been there since like a school trip. 233 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,339 Can't even remember how many years ago that was. 234 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,170 It was 29. Twenty-nine years. Was it? 235 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,096 Twenty-nine years. Ms. heuvel's history class. 236 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,995 - That's what it was. - Ms. heuvel's history class. 237 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,830 Security guards chased us out of the space museum. 238 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,814 Well, we beat the dog shit out of the little kids. 239 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,228 Well, you guys aren't missing anything. It is a nightmare down there. 240 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,401 - Oh, yeah. - No argument there. 241 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,069 Yeah. You can say that again. 242 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,480 - Mike staadt. - Hey. 243 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,524 We call him big Mike. Yeah. 244 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:33,032 - People call me big Mike for some reason. - Well, it's because... to tell us apart. 245 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,225 Because I'm... my name is Mike, too. But I'm little Mike. 246 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,864 Hey. How are you? Gary. 247 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,995 - Nice to meet you. - Gary. 248 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,123 Gary from D.C. D.C. Gary. 249 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,128 He likes to give everybody nicknames, 250 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,819 so that's why he's giving you a nickname right now, which I don't think... 251 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,505 - It shows friendship and affection. - Yeah, but he doesn't need... 252 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,324 - If you don't like yours, I'll take... - No, I'm fine. 253 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:53,340 - Well, I appreciate it, little Mike. - Okay, thank you, D.C. Gary. 254 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,597 - Hey, this is our new friend, D.C. Gary. - Hey. How are you? 255 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,894 - Dave. - My name is Gary and I'm from D.C., so... 256 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,661 - That works. - Well, welcome to deerlaken. 257 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,894 - Thank you. - Ever been to Wisconsin before? 258 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,727 - I spent a fair amount of time in Madison. - So that's a no. 259 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,320 That's not Wisconsin. 260 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,427 Actually, I'm here to see Jack Hastings. Do you know him? 261 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:13,238 - Oh, yeah. - Everybody knows Jack, the colonel. 262 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,069 Great guy. YouTube star. 263 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:18,114 We've got some rooms upstairs, if you need. 264 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,245 - Sure, that sounds good. - Tonya. 265 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,952 - Yeah, baby? - This gentleman here would like a room. 266 00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,709 Oh, sure. What do you need, hon? 267 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:29,634 - Uh, anything. Any room is fine. - Okay. 268 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,713 If you have something on a high floor with a king bed and a coffeemaker... 269 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,807 - Okay, everything is on the second floor. - Perfect. 270 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:39,374 - They're all pretty much the same. - That's perfect. I'm easy. 271 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,555 - Anything is fine. - Take 206, it's the biggest. 272 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,857 - They're all unlocked. - Okay. Thank you so much, Tonya. 273 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,398 - Hey, so, D.C. Gary. - Yep? 274 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,946 - You ever been to the white house? - I have. 275 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,024 What's that like? What's that like? 276 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,826 - It's a lot smaller than you think. - Really? 277 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,308 'Cause I don't think we got by there on that student trip. 278 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,119 - Must not have been built at that point. - Oh, that looks delicious. 279 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,292 Thank you so much. Do you have a bottle opener? 280 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:06,121 - That's a... no, that's just a twist. - Bud twist-off. 281 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,046 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I know. 282 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:11,155 - Maybe he does need a bottle opener. - Maybe use your vest. 283 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,919 - Maybe European grip. - I got it. 284 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,345 - There we go. - There we go. 285 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,512 Cheers. 286 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,010 - Hey. - Cheers. 287 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,341 - Cheers. - Here's to you. 288 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,769 - Cheers. - Budweiser. Mmm. 289 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,520 Mmm. 290 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,731 Mm-hmm. 291 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,978 You gotta be kidding me. 292 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,278 Okay. 293 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,574 All right. 294 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:46,377 All right! It's fine, it's fine. 295 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,045 It's fine! 296 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,664 All right. 297 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,751 And it's... fucking locked. 298 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,301 Goddamn it. 299 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,253 Shit. 300 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,882 Oh, fuck this. 301 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,930 Oh, deerlaken. 302 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,182 Love it. 303 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,275 Okay. 304 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,575 Everything all right? 305 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,078 - Yes. Hello? - I/t's Dave. 306 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,905 - Yes? - From hofbrau haus. 307 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,199 Downstairs? Yes. 308 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,831 - Oh. Okay. - Everything all right? 309 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,755 Yeah, I was just looking for a Wi-Fi password. 310 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,091 - Good luck. - Case-sensitive? 311 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,385 No, good luck getting Wi-Fi. 312 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,592 You're better off using your phone. 313 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,674 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 314 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,726 - All right, very good. Thank you. - Sure. 315 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,558 - Goodbye. - Night, gar. 316 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:07,875 Everything all right? 317 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,680 Hey, D.C. Gary! 318 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,560 Hey. 319 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,351 Good morning, Gary. 320 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,239 - Excuse me, Gary. - Hi, Gary. 321 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,118 - Well, hello, Gary. - Hey. 322 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,203 The Mikes told me that you're up from D.C. 323 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,381 And I figured that you might be on the hunt for some good caffeine. 324 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,674 Yes, um... 325 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,424 - Sure. May I have a... - Coffee? 326 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,675 - A coffee. - Cream, two sugars. 327 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,049 Not how I like it, but, good. 328 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,261 And if you don't mind, when you head up to Jack's, can you give him this? 329 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:11,180 Jack, he gets a little cranky if he doesn't get his linzers. 330 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:16,152 Oh, and I put a little streusel in there for you, too. 331 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,103 Just made it. Still warm. 332 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:23,993 - Mmm. Okay. - No, no, no. 333 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,695 You're saving me a trip, so... 334 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,914 - Um, okay. - Okay. 335 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,750 - Bye, Gary. - Okay, bye! 336 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,719 - Have a good one. - Thank you! You have a good one. 337 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,681 Hey, guys, have a good one. 338 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,050 Hey, lady, have a good one. 339 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,015 All right. Is everybody having a good one? 340 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,515 What the fuck? 341 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,118 Oh, my god. 342 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,241 Oh, fuck! 343 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:20,341 Oh! Fuck me! 344 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:21,884 Oh, god! 345 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:43,696 Mmm. 346 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,501 God! Aah! 347 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:06,799 Oh, god! 348 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,224 Sonny! Muffin! Stand down. 349 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,051 Oh. Hey. 350 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,974 You Ann's new delivery guy? 351 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:18,683 I'm sorry. I'll go back and get you some more of those. 352 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,191 No, it's fine. I'll probably end up giving them most of 'em anyway. 353 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:27,942 Um, okay. Okay. 354 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,278 That's an angry labradoodle. 355 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:34,081 Oh. It's really beautiful out here. 356 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:36,872 Really takes me back. 357 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,748 Are you a farm boy? 358 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:42,457 Uh, no. Political consultant. 359 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,215 Well, sir, I saw your video on the Internet. 360 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,512 The town hall you busted up. 361 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:50,260 Um... 362 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:54,226 Your comments on the responsibility to the least of us moved me deeply. 363 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,520 - Grab a bucket. - And I'll grab a bucket. 364 00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,681 And here they come. Okay. 365 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:03,270 I think, increasingly, we have lost the capacity to see each other. 366 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:07,527 Empathy for those that we don't resemble. 367 00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:09,529 Not to say partisanship has no place, 368 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:14,239 but certainly not at the level of toxicity that our current debate incorporates. 369 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:19,836 "No man left behind" is your ethos as a marine. 370 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:22,629 I think it's especially poignant in this day and age. 371 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:26,755 Your words spoke to values, not identity. So important. 372 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:40,389 Ohh. 373 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:50,487 It was Abraham Lincoln who said, "an appeal to our better angels." 374 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,119 You came out of there pretty fast. Did you wash? 375 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,054 Okay. Here it is. 376 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:26,151 I want you to be the Democratic candidate for mayor of deerlaken. 377 00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:30,517 Now, I know you probably don't think that you're a democrat, 378 00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:33,659 but after watching your speech, I can assure you that you are. 379 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:37,364 And I would like to offer my company's services to help you do so. 380 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,582 Well... I thank you. 381 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:48,791 You're welcome. 382 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:52,093 - No, thanks for the help today. - My pleasure. 383 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:55,890 But all things being equal, 384 00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:58,217 I'd rather not. 385 00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:02,764 All right. 386 00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:07,902 Can I... be completely honest with you? No bullshit. 387 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,938 Be nice. My daughter's here. 388 00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:14,651 That was your daughter? With her arm up the cow? 389 00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:15,985 Okay. Look. 390 00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:20,202 Democrats are getting their asses kicked 391 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:23,951 because guys like me don't know how to talk to guys like you. 392 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:28,380 I really believe that you believe what I believe, 393 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:31,174 that what is happening in this town is wrong. 394 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,802 What is happening in this country is wrong. 395 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,754 People are turning their backs on each other. 396 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:38,431 We are forgetting that we need each other. 397 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:41,636 What you said in your speech: "Strong as the weakest link." 398 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:44,563 Do you mean that? Did you mean it when you said that? 399 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:48,063 Because if you did, I think that you have an obligation 400 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,360 to try to strengthen those weak links. 401 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,187 And you can do it. You can do it. 402 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:55,615 You can do it in this sort of position. 403 00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:58,866 You can help strengthen those weak links. 404 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,370 You can achieve that. 405 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:10,293 Okay. All right. 406 00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:12,003 You know what? 407 00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:17,004 All due respect, colonel. 408 00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:20,842 Anybody can make a speech. The real test is backing up your words. 409 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:23,643 The things that you said to those folks in that meeting, 410 00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:25,392 was that principle? 411 00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:28,558 Or was that just a hobby? 412 00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:31,314 Let me know. 413 00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:34,188 Why does he need three guns? 414 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,173 Ow! 415 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:03,550 Ow, god! 416 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:06,136 I'm sorry if I startled you, sunshine. 417 00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:09,477 Don't you people believe in locks? 418 00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:12,559 Or privacy, or basic social contracts? 419 00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:14,861 Yeah. Tonya let me in. 420 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:19,696 I told her I had something important I needed to talk to you about. 421 00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:25,039 - You'll do it? - Under one condition. 422 00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:26,665 Great. Name it. 423 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,077 You run the damn thing. 424 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:33,914 I got the farm to worry about. Don't have any idea how to even start. 425 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,876 I will have one of my top guys make himself available to you. 426 00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:39,552 No. No, that's not gonna do it. You. 427 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,390 The deal is you run it from here. 428 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:48,016 I checked you out. You got one hell of a portfolio. 429 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,603 So... deal? 430 00:26:57,825 --> 00:27:01,409 I'd like a big clump of the cows right here in the center. 431 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:05,612 - Do you copy me? - Yes, sir! 432 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:08,540 Okay. If you can just move them over that way. 433 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:09,833 Yep! 434 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:13,795 And if you can get some of 'em to face front! Oh, my god. 435 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,998 Hey there, colonel. 436 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:17,792 Gary. 437 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:21,135 Bobby, thanks a million for coming out here. 438 00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:24,215 - I'll certainly vote for you. - Thank you all, folks, for coming. 439 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,846 This is just a quick kickoff. 440 00:27:26,937 --> 00:27:29,804 Let's make you look a little more like farmer Jack 441 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:33,311 and less like certified public accountant Jack. 442 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,480 - There you go. - Okay. 443 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:36,988 Oh... 444 00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:38,608 No, no. That's okay. That's okay. 445 00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,439 - Donny, right? - Michael. 446 00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:42,650 Michael, we can just boom him, okay? 447 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:45,869 The pole with the thing on the end? Do you do sound, Michael? 448 00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:48,702 Chuck does sound, but he's at the lake with his family. 449 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:52,330 Okay. Well, that's too bad that he's... That's okay. We'll just go without. 450 00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:54,207 - Thank you, Donny. - Thank you, son. 451 00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:57,665 Okay. Let's give it a try. There you are. 452 00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:01,176 - And this is...? - Why you are running for mayor. 453 00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:03,472 Wow. 454 00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:07,049 I quote patton... and Jesus. 455 00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:10,386 Paraphrase. And you can't go to the prom without a corsage. 456 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:14,314 Let's make magic. 457 00:28:14,902 --> 00:28:19,066 All right. Thank you for coming. Can we quiet the cows, please? 458 00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:20,271 Thank you! 459 00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:23,819 Ladies and gentlemen, colonel Jack Hastings. 460 00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:29,821 So, uh... 461 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:32,240 I am colonel Jack Hastings 462 00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:35,499 and I'm running for mayor. 463 00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:43,214 So, uh... 464 00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:44,761 How we doing? 465 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:47,972 All right, beautifully put. 466 00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:53,012 Are there any questions for the colonel? Anyone? 467 00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:56,682 "Bu eller?" 468 00:28:56,777 --> 00:29:00,065 - Uh, yes. Colonel? - Yes. Name and affiliation, please. 469 00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:02,567 - It's Dan. - Name and affiliation, please. 470 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:04,402 I'm Dan? 471 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:07,405 Go ahead, Daniel. Easy on the cows! 472 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,863 Um, yes. Mr. Hastings... colonel. Could you say that again? 473 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:13,199 Because I don't think my recorder was on. 474 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,829 - Do it again? - Hey, you know what? 475 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:20,998 It's okay. We'll get it. 476 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,674 Okay, this one... 477 00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:25,093 What I'm looking for... 478 00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:28,297 Don't put all the black ones in the center. 479 00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:30,804 He's running as a moderate, okay? 480 00:29:31,812 --> 00:29:34,804 And if you could get some facing this way, that would be helpful. 481 00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,934 More local news tonight out of deerlaken. 482 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,812 Former marine colonel Jack Hastings announcing foday 483 00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:41,939 that he's running for mayor as a democrat. 484 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,941 While braun may have an incumbent's advantage, 485 00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:47,775 political insiders say Hastings is likely to give him a run for his money. 486 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:49,138 Happening now, a major ballot... 487 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:51,198 Well, how much is this gonna cost? 488 00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:53,455 You let me worry about that. 489 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:56,249 What I need from you are people. Volunteers. 490 00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:59,203 We got a lot of legwork if we're going to make a noise in this thing. 491 00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:01,663 - More coffee? - Oh, I'm good. 492 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:04,841 No, I'm good, Lizzie. Thanks. You know what I do need? 493 00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:09,513 I need a couple buckets of that gravy so I can take a bath in it. 494 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:14,306 It's so good. Delicious. 495 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:19,143 - My compliments to the chef. - I'll let Ziggy know. 496 00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:21,729 Great. That oughta cheer him up. 497 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:25,688 - Just the check, Lizzie. - Will do, Jack. 498 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,865 What's the deal with the happy chef? 499 00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:33,071 Oh, Ziggy's all right. He owns the place. 500 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:36,077 And he may be a bit peeved about the election thing. 501 00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:38,204 He's mayor braun's brother. 502 00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:40,748 Why isn't this place called braun's? 503 00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:45,666 A Hansen has owned this place since probably... Korea. 504 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:50,008 Bobby Hansen started it, his kids ran it for years 505 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,297 and had to sell once the base closed, 506 00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:56,180 but no matter who owns it, it'll always be Hansen's. 507 00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:58,933 Base closing really hammered this place. 508 00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:01,314 Yeah, it did. 509 00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:04,268 More than half of our storefronts are shut down. 510 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:07,855 In fact, we're losing our high school if we can't come up with the funding. 511 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:11,908 But no matter what folks might wish for here... 512 00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:16,655 "Vote for Jack Hastings, 513 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:19,270 'cause no matter what you wish for, it ain't never coming back." 514 00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:23,628 - I like it. It's good. - Well, I'm not gonna lie to people. 515 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:27,503 No, I know. I know. I was just being witty and cynical. 516 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:31,758 Can't win a battle if you're not honest about what you're really up against. 517 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:33,930 No, you cannot. 518 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:37,930 Not enough for a bath, 519 00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:40,103 but you can get a good foot soaking. 520 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:45,017 Thank you. A straw! 521 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:49,813 All right, let's bring it in. Everybody in. 522 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,820 - Ohh! Phone bank! - Phone bank. 523 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,867 Well, you'll get it next time. Okay! 524 00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:57,697 I want you to be upbeat. I want you to be positive. 525 00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:00,373 Active participation is what we're looking for. 526 00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:04,248 Would they volunteer? Would they donate? Can we drop off a lawn sign? 527 00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:08,210 Would they donate? 528 00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:10,337 Yes, write that down. That's good. 529 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:13,967 Got some sample scripts for you there. Contact list there. 530 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,513 To the ramparts! 531 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:20,014 - That means, go. You can begin. - Oh! 532 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:22,642 Now, you guys are my a team. 533 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:25,144 So first we're going to take these lawn signs 534 00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:28,022 and we're going to put them in all available public spaces. 535 00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:30,525 I want them visible, but not obnoxiously so. 536 00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:33,277 Isn't it a little early for lawn signs? 537 00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:37,865 I'm sorry, she just, um... 538 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:41,540 'Cause just around here, sometimes people aren't so keen. 539 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:44,868 But then, I do appreciate that you got the signs made. 540 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:48,455 I mean, we've always used lawn signs. They've worked for hundreds of years, so... 541 00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:50,006 - Great. - Yeah, let's just use 'em. 542 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:52,000 Great. All right. Ann? 543 00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:54,006 - I want you to take the downtown area. - Okay. 544 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:57,715 Martha, Dave, how about everything west of 397 545 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,579 and, Diana, I'd like you to stay here. 546 00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:01,719 - Hello? - To do... 547 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:04,805 Hi, this is Mathew, and I'm a volunteer calling with Jack... 548 00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:07,562 Hello? 549 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,188 What are you doing? 550 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,694 - Zimmer. - Good morning, Mr. zimmer. 551 00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,193 My name is Michael, calling on behalf of colonel Hastings... 552 00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:17,572 Guys? Guys? Guys, guys. All right, this is what's happening here. 553 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,903 You're calling off the office contact list. 554 00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:23,490 This is the voter contact list, so... Yeah, I know. 555 00:33:24,711 --> 00:33:28,169 I want you to call the voter contact list. We're already voting for the colonel. 556 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:31,419 Okay? Good. Let's go do the signs, too. 557 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:32,716 Oh, my god. 558 00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:34,918 Keep doing that, guys. 559 00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:45,395 Gar! Hey, D.C. Gary. 560 00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:47,723 - Hi. - Hey, gar, come on over. 561 00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:50,058 Okay. All right. 562 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,435 - You got... - Nothing, nothing, nothing. 563 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,320 That is a six. That is a five. 564 00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:56,614 And a four. Look at that, and a seven. 565 00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,191 I'm keeping it, baby! 566 00:33:58,286 --> 00:33:59,822 Ahh! 567 00:33:59,913 --> 00:34:02,825 Hey, everybody. This is D.C. Gary. 568 00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:04,156 He's staying above the hofbrau. 569 00:34:04,251 --> 00:34:05,661 - Hey! - Good to see you. 570 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:08,064 - Welcome to the ambassador's lounge. - Thank you very much. 571 00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:10,295 - Hear you're in town helping the colonel. - Yes, I am. 572 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:12,589 - He's a good man. - He is. He is a good man. 573 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:16,251 - So, is this your campaign office here? - This? 574 00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:19,884 No, this is the ambassador's lounge, 575 00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:25,561 an elite social club of the area's top entrepreneurs, athletes and raconteurs. 576 00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:26,682 It's a shithole. 577 00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:30,599 Hey, guys. Jack's already got lawn signs printed up. 578 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:37,025 Well, I gotta head out. 579 00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:40,609 Got a lot of work to catch up on. Pleasure meeting everybody. 580 00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:44,196 Hey, father, you want to go with him? He might need a miracle or two. 581 00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:47,783 This town hasn't had a democrat mayor since la follette ruled these parts 582 00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:50,460 and hasn't had a Democratic party since the '70s. 583 00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:53,710 It's gonna take a little bit more than lawn signs. 584 00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:56,382 Okay. 585 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:08,136 Colonel Jack Hastings. Tempered by war. 586 00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:10,768 A chain is only as strong as its weakest link. 587 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:13,266 Driven by faith. 588 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:15,317 I am my brother's keeper. 589 00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:20,365 A new kind of democrat. A democrat for the heartland. 590 00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:24,402 Jack Hastings, a reader kind of blue. 591 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,446 Paid for by real Americans for... 592 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,077 What are you up to, zimmer? 593 00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:32,411 I am telling you, guys, Jack could be the real deal. 594 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:35,042 - On a national level. - On a national level? 595 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:37,249 It's like he's a cross between... 596 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:41,094 - MacArthur and elk jerky. - Wait what? 597 00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:43,467 And one of those machines that test grip strength. 598 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:46,721 - Sounds too good fo be true. - Oh, my god. 599 00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:48,764 Semicolon. 600 00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:51,517 She took the bait. 601 00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:54,102 It's on here, boys. Game on. 602 00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:59,275 And let him be the star. You know? Yeah. 603 00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:00,401 So... 604 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:03,279 D> a little bit of Hastings all the time » 605 00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:06,032 > we're gonna win the election yeah, yeah, yeah » 606 00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:08,204 oh, yeah. Oh, here I am. 607 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:10,577 Yes! Hello, party people. 608 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:14,958 Oh, 'tis a beautiful day to be alive and on the vanguard of change. 609 00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:18,211 Who wants something to eat? They're so delicious. 610 00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:23,086 Okay. 611 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:26,298 What's going on? Why all the long faces? 612 00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:29,722 Do you not see it? The billboard. 613 00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:33,930 The one on main with the giant "vote for mayor braun"? 614 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,140 Yes. What about it? 615 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:38,693 - What about it? - That's the McGregor Ford billboard. 616 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,190 Okay. 617 00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:43,068 Okay, so it's been the McGregor Ford billboard for probably 40 years. 618 00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:44,490 God only knows how much it cost. 619 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:47,034 And it looks like braun has taken over Jerry's old office 620 00:36:47,122 --> 00:36:48,737 as some sort of campaign headquarters. 621 00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:50,868 Wait a second, wait a second. Hold on, hold on. 622 00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:55,248 Um, are you telling me that the mayor, who's running for reelection, 623 00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:59,297 has decided to advertise his campaign for mayor 624 00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:02,797 and he's doing it from a campaign office? 625 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:05,219 Oh, my god! Ohh, this is... 626 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:08,514 This is overwhelming to me. Oh, my god! 627 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:10,967 I don't... I... what... 628 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,724 I have the vapors, I... I'm hyperventilating. 629 00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:17,399 - Why are these spoons just sitting there? - You don't get it. 630 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:21,607 - Sorry! Sorry. Sorry. - You don't get it. 631 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:24,321 Do you have any idea how much that costs? 632 00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:26,400 Well, that space is 3,800 square feet 633 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,780 and it rents for $20 a square foot yearly. 634 00:37:28,872 --> 00:37:31,955 Prorated to two months is 7,600 dollars. 635 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:35,249 The billboard... A little bit harder to decipher. 636 00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:39,045 But I'd say based on the location and mayor braun's desperation, 637 00:37:39,132 --> 00:37:40,918 8k all in. 638 00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:44,467 Design and printing included. I don't know, maybe something like that? 639 00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:47,045 Well, there's no way that braun's got that much money. 640 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:50,428 Unless... this little campaign of ours 641 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:53,430 has caught the attention of the national republican party, 642 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:56,388 and they are sending money and reinforcements. 643 00:37:57,734 --> 00:38:01,067 It's okay. It's exactly what we wanted to happen. 644 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:06,615 They are scared. On a national level. 645 00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:09,534 They are scared of colonel Jack. 646 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:15,078 So we have to plan our next move. Come here. 647 00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:17,954 Gather round. 648 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:20,037 We are going to need 649 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:23,669 something a little like... that. 650 00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:33,259 - And you scroll down... - There's a donate button. 651 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,682 Well, the money be just one clicky away. 652 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:39,813 And one clicky goes to where? 653 00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:42,768 - Our website. - We don't have a web... 654 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,240 Awesome. 655 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:51,197 Good slogan, right? 656 00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:53,198 You've been one step ahead the whole time. 657 00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:55,871 Well, three or four. But thank you very much. 658 00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:58,371 - I will take that. - Oh, wow. 659 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:26,022 Mmm. 660 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:29,112 Mm. 661 00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:32,074 Know how I knew you were here? 662 00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:34,493 Your pussy tingled. 663 00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:37,496 Semicolon on the billboard. 664 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,746 Classic faith Brewster over-punctuation. 665 00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:45,372 Look, zim, you all punched your ticket on a changing demographic 666 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,377 and now whitey don't want you back. 667 00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:50,878 Okay, Jeb, exclamation point. 668 00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:53,296 So why are you here? 669 00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,966 Because I enjoy demoralizing you. 670 00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:59,473 Because crushing the last piece of hope in your eyes really gets me off. 671 00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:04,516 You are a twisted fuck, faith. 672 00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:06,354 And you don't know Jack. 673 00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:10,985 Please don't tell me that is the campaign slogan you came up with. 674 00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:16,536 This guy, zim, he's not the last jedi. 675 00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:19,615 And even if he were, I'd still crush him, because that's what I do. 676 00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:21,995 You realize in that analogy, you're Darth Vader. 677 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,576 Whatever you say, nerd. 678 00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:25,207 It was good to see you. Yeah. 679 00:40:25,298 --> 00:40:26,458 You look fat. 680 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,085 Hmm. 681 00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:35,593 Divine, Ann. You have to tell me your secret sometime. 682 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,851 I would never tell you. 683 00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:43,142 Never tell her. 684 00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:45,564 Cream, two sugars. 685 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,692 - No, that's not how I take it. - I know, but... 686 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:51,317 And here's some streusel I made for you. It's still warm. 687 00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:53,218 - No, no. I can't. - These are cookies I made for you. 688 00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:55,262 - I'm getting fat. I can't do that. - They're called "the Garys." 689 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,151 Thank you. No, I appreciate it. Thank you. 690 00:40:57,246 --> 00:40:59,141 - Okay, bye-bye. Thank you. - Okay. All right then. 691 00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:02,205 - All right then. Bye-bye. Have a good day. - Okay. Up all night for nothing. 692 00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:04,686 - Coming back. Here you go. - Just today. 693 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:06,543 - Okay. - Thank you. 694 00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:08,872 - Bye-bye now. Bye-bye. - Bye, gar. 695 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,090 Have a good one. 696 00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:30,477 Okay, good night. 697 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:33,108 Oh, hey. Good night. I didn't know anybody else was here. 698 00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:36,157 I just wanted to make sure everything was set for tomorrow. 699 00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:38,485 I was just finishing up the pamphlets on immigration. 700 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:43,119 Ooh. That sounds complicated. I hope the small minds can manage. 701 00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:46,914 I'm sorry about that. 702 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:49,371 Sometimes messaging for the base 703 00:41:49,465 --> 00:41:52,502 doesn't resonate with the broader electorate. 704 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:55,506 Oh. Okay. 705 00:41:56,264 --> 00:42:00,598 So to flatter them, you have to condescend to us. 706 00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:03,468 I get it. 707 00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:06,896 Uh, no, no, that wasn't... 708 00:42:07,817 --> 00:42:09,148 That wasn't what... 709 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:15,647 Sorry. 710 00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:21,407 How's your dad doing? Is he okay? Nervous? 711 00:42:21,998 --> 00:42:25,286 - No. - No? Well, why would he be? 712 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,788 He's been through a war. He's not gonna sweat a fish fry. 713 00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,369 No, he doesn't really get nervous. 714 00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:32,001 Mm-mm. Just quiet. 715 00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:34,294 Right. 716 00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:41,214 Runs in the family. 717 00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:47,053 - Maybe. - Ohh. 718 00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:54,778 Yes, my mom was really more the talker. 719 00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:57,196 She was... 720 00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:02,410 You ever know anyone that just lit up a room? 721 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,451 Mm-hmm. 722 00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:08,954 Well, she was that. Yeah. 723 00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:11,369 She sounds great. Yeah. 724 00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:16,132 So, why did your dad get involved with all this? 725 00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:18,881 I mean, why speak at that meeting? 726 00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:23,715 Why run when it involves talking and people? 727 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:29,770 I think he just loves this town, you know? 728 00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:31,893 I think he'd do anything to save it. 729 00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:33,941 What about you? 730 00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:43,410 I guess I would do just about anything to save him. 731 00:43:57,552 --> 00:43:58,917 I'll just take one. 732 00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,008 Hey, how are you? 733 00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:05,181 Pamphlet? Vote for colonel Jack. 734 00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:09,476 Vote for colonel Jack. 735 00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:14,641 Any kind of genealogy. It's an incredible database. 736 00:44:14,735 --> 00:44:16,896 - Yeah. - All your information is in there. 737 00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:26,945 Hey, Gary. 738 00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:29,906 Sorry I'm late. I was just waiting for these to get finished. 739 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:33,501 Beer koozies might be a little more helpful than just the pamphlets. 740 00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:40,924 How big is that booth? 741 00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:46,347 - Faith. - Gary. 742 00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:50,143 You seem to be doing a brisk business. "Deerlaken: Always." 743 00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:54,188 So, apparently "deerlaken dber alles' was copyrighted? 744 00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:55,915 Well, we were gonna go with "I'm with him" 745 00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:58,101 until we remembered how fucking stupid it sounded. 746 00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:01,654 No, no, no. I love it. I love the whole town genealogy angle. 747 00:45:01,741 --> 00:45:05,450 It's got a real, bold "you ain't from around here" flavor. 748 00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:09,120 With subtle notes of xenophobia. 749 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:11,072 Not to mention the cognitive dissonance 750 00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:13,533 that your booth is basically a love letter to immigration. 751 00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:14,743 That's a great observation. 752 00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:17,294 So all these people are hypocrites? I'd run with that. 753 00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:19,963 - All you have is fear. - Now we're getting somewhere. 754 00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:22,884 Twenty bucks says I do better with fear than you do with shame. 755 00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:25,552 - Oh. - Okay. It's all set, miss Brewster. 756 00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:27,555 Thank you, sweetie. 757 00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:29,098 Well, well, well. 758 00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:32,973 I'm really sorry, Mr. z. I like working with you guys. 759 00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:35,646 But I'm saving up for a car and she's paying us. 760 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,473 "Yay. She's paying us." 761 00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:41,277 Wow, way to stand up for what you believe in there... 762 00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:44,151 - M... - It's Michael. 763 00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:46,654 Michael. I know his name is Michael. 764 00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:49,451 I know it. I was pausing for effect. Michael. 765 00:45:49,538 --> 00:45:51,824 - Thank you, Michael. - Character is destiny, Michael. 766 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:54,236 - Character is destiny. - Don't listen to him. He's a jerk. 767 00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:55,908 Ooh. Good burn. 768 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,994 Jack has lived here for 30 years. 769 00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:01,297 You really think you can run a campaign that paints him as a carpetbagger? 770 00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:03,841 Probably not. But I think I can run one that says you are. 771 00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:05,509 - Beer koozie. - Oh, my god. 772 00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:09,381 Oh, Hastings koozie. 773 00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:11,431 - Yeah. - Touché. 774 00:46:11,519 --> 00:46:14,682 That's right. That's in our booth. What do you think of that? 775 00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:16,888 What do you think of that right there? 776 00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:19,269 Boom, boom. What do you think of that? 777 00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:21,104 - I don't... - Ohh! 778 00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:23,193 Sorry. Not you, dot. 779 00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:26,572 Oh, dot. 780 00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:19,663 We're not doing this. “What? 781 00:47:20,796 --> 00:47:21,956 Ugh. 782 00:47:22,048 --> 00:47:23,379 You go through my stuff? 783 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:30,052 - Why here? You have your own room. - I don't want to smoke alone. 784 00:47:30,139 --> 00:47:32,095 Oh, come on. Are... really? 785 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:34,184 - Lord. - Ha ha! 786 00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:37,476 Gary, I'm bored. 787 00:47:37,897 --> 00:47:39,603 Please, can we just forget it? 788 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:42,272 You've made your point. There's democrats with calloused hands. 789 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,022 Gonna bode very well for the midterms, I promise. 790 00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:46,852 But can we all just go back to Washington 791 00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:48,938 and forget that we ever made camp in a place 792 00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:51,649 where the shit you skim off milk is considered a food? 793 00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:54,156 They are called cheese curds and they are delicious. 794 00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:56,783 - They're disgusting. - And you can't make poutine without them. 795 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,830 - Come on. Please? - Go. 796 00:47:58,918 --> 00:48:00,783 You can go. You don't have to be here. 797 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:04,120 I made these people a promise. I'm a good person. 798 00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:06,752 It's your last chance, zim. I'm gonna make a big deal of this. 799 00:48:06,842 --> 00:48:08,833 Tons of press, lots of money. 800 00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:11,406 You're gonna lose and then you're gonna look like a giant asshole. 801 00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:12,920 Good. That's what I want. 802 00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:16,549 Not the asshole, but for you to make a big deal of this. 803 00:48:16,644 --> 00:48:19,056 I want it to be a big deal. It is a big deal. 804 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,347 - Well, let's make it interesting. - Okay, why don't we? 805 00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:25,433 The loser has to eat the winner's pussy out for an hour. 806 00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:29,108 You better grab a big old bib 'cause it's chow time. 807 00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:32,023 Dick chow time. 808 00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:36,695 'Cause I'm gonna win, and you're gonna have to eat my dick for an hour. 809 00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:41,199 And you know something? That's a long time dick-eating wise. 810 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,038 A long time! 811 00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:47,037 To eat my dick. 812 00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:57,641 In a dangerous world gone mad, we need emotionally stable leadership. 813 00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:03,846 Only mayor braun is stable enough fo keep deerlaken safe. 814 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,603 To keep deerlaken, deerlaken. 815 00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:09,527 I gotcha! 816 00:49:09,613 --> 00:49:14,152 I'm mayor braun, and I approved this message. Here. 817 00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:17,818 Paid for by traditional Wisconsin families for faith and freedom. 818 00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:20,874 What's that mean? 819 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:23,118 7hey've taken the office just across from mine. 820 00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:26,077 They're definitely ramping up, so I'm gonna need the full crew. 821 00:49:26,589 --> 00:49:29,126 If zimmer wants to take a stand in turdsville, usa, 822 00:49:29,216 --> 00:49:30,922 I say we bury him here. 823 00:49:31,552 --> 00:49:35,511 Sorry. Not a turd. Heart and soul of America. 824 00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:38,756 - Get me the nerdy guy from analytics. - Who's that? 825 00:49:38,851 --> 00:49:40,051 I don't know his name. 826 00:49:40,686 --> 00:49:42,051 He wears glasses and plaid. 827 00:49:42,146 --> 00:49:44,182 - Has a very complicated beard. - Which one? 828 00:49:44,273 --> 00:49:46,810 How the fuck does that not narrow it down? 829 00:49:47,526 --> 00:49:49,642 - God-fucking-damn it! - What? 830 00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:52,061 Then send me everyone, by yesterday. 831 00:49:52,698 --> 00:49:54,529 /1 get on it. 832 00:50:06,212 --> 00:50:07,372 Sorr... hey, dot. 833 00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:12,335 - Gary. - Hey, big guy? 834 00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:14,132 - Yes. - We got a problem. 835 00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:19,638 What's up? Having trouble rounding up focus groups? 836 00:50:19,725 --> 00:50:21,215 - No. - Shh. 837 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:27,187 I don't even know what to say. 838 00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:29,974 Hey, hey, everybody! 839 00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:32,902 Do we know why we have dial-up in this space? 840 00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:35,445 Duffy had it upgraded right before he closed his shop. 841 00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:38,741 - Upgraded from what? - Nothing. 842 00:50:38,827 --> 00:50:41,990 Well, is there any way we could piggyback Wi-Fi from someplace? 843 00:50:42,081 --> 00:50:43,491 There's a place where the kids go, 844 00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:45,789 and they do homework and they play games and whatnot. 845 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:48,037 - I know the password. - Okay. 846 00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:50,418 Solving problems. 847 00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:03,348 Listen, I... 848 00:51:03,852 --> 00:51:05,934 I don't think you're allowed to be here 849 00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:08,763 unless you're on official school business, so... 850 00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:12,233 - Okay, look, officer... - Tommy. 851 00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:16,358 Officer Tommy. Um, we are with the Hastings campaign, 852 00:51:16,448 --> 00:51:19,940 and we're trying to get some work done here... it's sort of time-sensitive. 853 00:51:20,035 --> 00:51:21,900 So, um... 854 00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:24,954 Okay, here we go. Here is a pen. 855 00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:29,412 - And one of these beer thingies. - Koozie. 856 00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:30,538 Koozie. 857 00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:31,869 And, uh... 858 00:51:32,881 --> 00:51:34,417 Thank you for your service. 859 00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:50,437 Oh, for god's sakes. 860 00:51:52,359 --> 00:51:54,190 Hello, boys. 861 00:51:54,987 --> 00:51:56,773 Gentlemen, these are children! 862 00:51:57,364 --> 00:51:58,399 - Hey. - Hi. 863 00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,610 - Great job, guys. - Do you know what that looks like? 864 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,778 Sitting in your car? A bunch of boys on a computer? 865 00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:13,248 No, no, no. Thank you. 866 00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:16,463 I see they sprung you from detention, huh? 867 00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:20,088 Yeah. Apparently, small-town hospitality doesn't apply to Wi-Fi. 868 00:52:20,179 --> 00:52:23,842 They're not too keen on strangers staking out a school parking lot. Kids and all. 869 00:52:23,932 --> 00:52:26,218 Yeah. In hindsight, that makes complete sense. 870 00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:29,134 Guys? Could I talk to you for a sec? Yeah. 871 00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:31,311 In my office? Come on in. 872 00:52:31,398 --> 00:52:33,855 Have a seat. You can leave the door open. 873 00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:34,977 Here's the deal. 874 00:52:35,778 --> 00:52:37,439 Our opponents are pumping 875 00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:39,986 way more into this than I ever expected them to. 876 00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:45,072 This rinky-dink stuff is not gonna fly. We need to up our fund-raising game. 877 00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:50,240 Okay. Let's... sure, do you want to do like a street fair or...? 878 00:52:50,334 --> 00:52:51,824 That's a good idea. 879 00:52:51,919 --> 00:52:55,628 No, it's not a good idea. Don't... No, we're not gonna do that. 880 00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:57,545 Have you ever been to New York? 881 00:53:01,637 --> 00:53:04,595 Oh, my god. Please unplug it. Please unplug it! 882 00:53:06,308 --> 00:53:07,764 Unplug it! 883 00:53:10,396 --> 00:53:12,227 I'm just looking at the guest list here. 884 00:53:12,898 --> 00:53:14,854 Great. Great turnout. 885 00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:19,022 Especially considering the short notice. Really good. 886 00:53:20,572 --> 00:53:23,279 Mmm. Ever have one of those? 887 00:53:25,953 --> 00:53:28,945 - Green beans? - Haricot vert. 888 00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:32,914 Well, that's... French for green beans. 889 00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:35,409 These are more delicate... 890 00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:37,870 Thinner, more flavorful. 891 00:53:41,135 --> 00:53:43,046 - I didn't know you spoke French. - Mm. 892 00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:49,386 - Would you like something? - No. 893 00:53:53,772 --> 00:53:55,057 Is this too loud? 894 00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:09,697 Hmm. 895 00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:28,545 Richard and ginnie peeler are hosting. 896 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:32,224 He's a hedge fund swell, she's been saving the Hudson for about 25 years. 897 00:54:32,311 --> 00:54:35,018 Richard peeler? Yeah. Got it. 898 00:54:38,233 --> 00:54:39,894 Are you like 127 899 00:54:43,155 --> 00:54:45,091 it's not only that the sand traps are deeper, 900 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:47,527 but the quality of the sand at... 901 00:54:47,618 --> 00:54:51,236 - Excuse me. Gary! - Hey, dick. Peeler. 902 00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:53,662 Gary. Thank you for coming. 903 00:54:53,749 --> 00:54:55,865 Oh, my pleasure. Thanks for having us. 904 00:54:55,959 --> 00:54:58,062 - We're really, really excited. - We're excited. 905 00:54:58,086 --> 00:55:01,795 Jack? Jack. I'd like you to meet Richard peeler. 906 00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:03,943 - What an honor. - Jack Hastings. Very nice to meet you. 907 00:55:03,967 --> 00:55:06,674 - Thank you for having us. - It's really an honor, yeah. 908 00:55:08,388 --> 00:55:11,630 No, it's, you know, the authentic thing here. I see that. 909 00:55:11,725 --> 00:55:14,216 It's amazing. Can I get you something to drink? 910 00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:15,721 Sure. What would you like? 911 00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:20,648 Uh, I'd like a little... tea, chamomile, if you have it. 912 00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:23,684 All right. That's fine. You want a scotch. 913 00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:25,519 - Yes, please. - Yes, I know that. 914 00:55:30,953 --> 00:55:32,568 Does this have alcohol? 915 00:55:33,205 --> 00:55:36,038 He's a criminal. Oh, thank you. 916 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:38,790 He's a criminal, trust me. I've done deals with him. 917 00:55:38,877 --> 00:55:41,584 Our democracy is falling apart. We're gonna lose it. 918 00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:43,503 Tom Friedman had a great line. 919 00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:45,568 I like to say he's the bitcoin of presidents. 920 00:55:45,592 --> 00:55:47,278 Her whole dress line was made in China. 921 00:55:47,302 --> 00:55:49,293 The man is mentally ill. 922 00:55:49,388 --> 00:55:52,505 - Fuckface Von clownstick. - I'm mad. We should all be mad. 923 00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:54,965 I mean, what kind of person hunts elephants? 924 00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:58,803 There's not a whole lot of the... What did you call it? 925 00:55:58,897 --> 00:56:00,888 - Farm to table. - The farm to table. 926 00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:04,475 I mean, I guess it all kind of, uh... 927 00:56:05,487 --> 00:56:09,321 All goes from farms to tables of some kind. 928 00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:17,993 We're so excited that you're all here, and we are so thankful 929 00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:20,074 to our old friend for presenting us 930 00:56:20,168 --> 00:56:23,911 with another informative and stimulating evening. 931 00:56:24,006 --> 00:56:25,291 Oh. 932 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:27,748 You know him. You love him. 933 00:56:27,843 --> 00:56:29,174 And sometimes hate. 934 00:56:29,595 --> 00:56:31,711 Hate writing the checks, but, you know... Yeah. 935 00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:36,139 - Gary. - Thank you. Thanks so much. 936 00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:39,093 Thanks for coming. And thank you... 937 00:56:39,187 --> 00:56:43,681 Keep that going for the peelers, please. Their tremendous hospitality. 938 00:56:44,359 --> 00:56:47,171 Listen, I'm not going to take up too much of your time other than to say 939 00:56:47,195 --> 00:56:49,026 thank you all for being here. 940 00:56:49,114 --> 00:56:50,820 One thing I do want to say, though, 941 00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:54,571 is that colonel Jack Hastings 942 00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:58,245 is the embodiment of America's real greatness. 943 00:56:58,332 --> 00:57:02,075 Service to nation, hard work, faith. 944 00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:06,003 Republicans don't own those values. Do they? 945 00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:08,080 They don't own 'em. They can't. 946 00:57:08,884 --> 00:57:11,796 Inclusion. That's the most important of all. 947 00:57:12,346 --> 00:57:16,089 But sometimes we get comfortable in our own little ideological bubbles. 948 00:57:16,183 --> 00:57:19,471 I see them. You can't see them necessarily, but I see 'em. 949 00:57:19,561 --> 00:57:22,394 There's a little bubble there, there's a little bubble there, 950 00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:24,597 and we forget to reach out, 951 00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:28,900 to find empathy and understanding across 952 00:57:28,987 --> 00:57:31,194 religious, or racial, 953 00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:33,647 or just plain geographical boundaries. 954 00:57:34,242 --> 00:57:36,699 And I hope tonight changes that, even just a little bit. 955 00:57:37,871 --> 00:57:40,487 So, without further ado, 956 00:57:40,582 --> 00:57:43,699 I would like you to join me in welcoming the next mayor 957 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:46,126 of deerlaken, Wisconsin, 958 00:57:46,755 --> 00:57:48,871 colonel Jack Hastings. 959 00:57:49,341 --> 00:57:51,923 Hear! Hear! 960 00:57:55,681 --> 00:57:57,387 Well, uh... 961 00:57:57,474 --> 00:57:58,589 Thanks, folks. 962 00:57:58,684 --> 00:58:03,098 And thanks to Gary and to the peelers. 963 00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:04,553 Thank you. 964 00:58:04,648 --> 00:58:08,766 Wow, this is a... great house. It's a great house. 965 00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:10,020 Um... 966 00:58:13,281 --> 00:58:15,567 I see some of you are 967 00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:18,241 wondering what I'm doing here. 968 00:58:19,413 --> 00:58:20,528 And... 969 00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:24,536 I think I'm wondering the same. 970 00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:27,121 Uh... 971 00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:29,328 I guess that's the point. 972 00:58:31,049 --> 00:58:34,792 Without all this, you might never have met me. 973 00:58:34,886 --> 00:58:37,969 And I certainly wouldn't have met you. 974 00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:40,926 But... 975 00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:44,514 Uh, now we have. 976 00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:49,689 So, um... 977 00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:54,269 Um... 978 00:58:54,364 --> 00:58:56,229 Colonel? Colonel? 979 00:58:56,324 --> 00:58:58,736 - Yeah? - Gary zimmer, from the D.C. bugle. 980 00:58:58,827 --> 00:59:00,738 Um... 981 00:59:00,829 --> 00:59:04,117 Why should a bunch of uptight upper westsiders 982 00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:06,664 care about a little town in Wisconsin? 983 00:59:08,754 --> 00:59:10,995 Uh, it's hard to say. 984 00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:14,043 I guess we're hurting. 985 00:59:14,593 --> 00:59:17,175 Looking for help from you. 986 00:59:19,598 --> 00:59:21,304 What can we do to help? 987 00:59:21,391 --> 00:59:24,349 I'll take that. Money. Money. 988 00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:28,179 It's a serious question, actually. 989 00:59:28,857 --> 00:59:31,143 You know, our politics seem broken. 990 00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:35,477 Colonel, what do you see as the system's greatest weakness? 991 00:59:39,034 --> 00:59:43,653 Hmm. Well, I guess, for one thing, this. 992 00:59:45,248 --> 00:59:46,863 Here, tonight. 993 00:59:48,543 --> 00:59:51,285 And I mean no disrespect. 994 00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:55,793 I just think this seems a bit crazy. 995 00:59:56,927 --> 00:59:59,964 I want to help my town. I want to be mayor. 996 01:00:00,055 --> 01:00:02,467 Some town in the middle of Wisconsin. 997 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:07,889 So instead of being home working on some smart things to help my town, 998 01:00:08,772 --> 01:00:11,058 I have to fly here to your town 999 01:00:11,149 --> 01:00:14,141 and convince you that my town is worth saving. 1000 01:00:14,236 --> 01:00:16,352 And that I'm worth it. 1001 01:00:17,072 --> 01:00:20,109 And that saving it is worth it to you. 1002 01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:25,698 All so you can give me some money. Not for my town, but for me. 1003 01:00:26,164 --> 01:00:29,656 To help convince my town that I'm worth it. 1004 01:00:32,712 --> 01:00:35,044 I'm... I mean... 1005 01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:39,424 I don't know, it just sounds so stupid. 1006 01:00:55,569 --> 01:00:57,025 Still crying? 1007 01:00:58,655 --> 01:00:59,895 A little bit. 1008 01:01:01,032 --> 01:01:02,192 Mmm. 1009 01:01:03,869 --> 01:01:07,657 You gonna do that all the way home? 1010 01:01:08,748 --> 01:01:09,908 Yes. 1011 01:01:13,628 --> 01:01:15,164 Why? 1012 01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:20,256 Because the seat belt sign is on and I can't get up to hug you. 1013 01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,259 Damn, Jack. 1014 01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:29,888 You walked in there... Into the lion's den like that... 1015 01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:33,561 - Daniel. - Yeah. And just... 1016 01:01:33,648 --> 01:01:35,604 You told them. Straight up. 1017 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:38,729 This isn't right, this is wrong. The system is corrupt. 1018 01:01:38,820 --> 01:01:42,108 "I'm out of order. You're out of order. The whole damn system is out of order. 1019 01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:43,530 Attica!" 1020 01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:49,695 Money! Oh, god. 1021 01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:52,872 Their money is the problem? 1022 01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:55,450 Ohh! 1023 01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:58,287 - You should have seen their faces. - I saw. 1024 01:01:58,381 --> 01:02:01,965 They ate it up! 1025 01:02:02,427 --> 01:02:04,258 We could have named our price. 1026 01:02:07,307 --> 01:02:10,174 - Oh, no way faith matches. - Why is that, now? 1027 01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:14,432 Oh, because they are spending to stop something 1028 01:02:14,522 --> 01:02:16,353 and we're spending to start something. 1029 01:02:17,859 --> 01:02:19,395 Hmm. 1030 01:02:20,654 --> 01:02:23,862 "I'm mad as hell and I can't take it anymore!" 1031 01:02:25,116 --> 01:02:26,731 Ohl 1032 01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:29,943 - Gary, you... green bean? - No... no. 1033 01:02:30,038 --> 01:02:31,824 Okay. No, thank you. 1034 01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:35,998 Wow. 1035 01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:38,953 I am telling you, he is the real deal. 1036 01:02:39,047 --> 01:02:41,834 It is like a Bill Clinton with impulse control. 1037 01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:45,543 Like a church-going Bernie Sanders with better bone density. 1038 01:02:45,637 --> 01:02:48,003 - Hello. - Here they are. Here they are! 1039 01:02:48,515 --> 01:02:50,631 Ladies and gentlemen, the next mayor of deerlaken 1040 01:02:50,725 --> 01:02:52,005 and his talented first daughter. 1041 01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:54,221 - Please join me. - You are fired up. 1042 01:02:54,312 --> 01:02:56,473 I am fired... why wouldn't I be fired up? 1043 01:02:56,564 --> 01:03:01,149 I am working with the future of the Democratic party here. 1044 01:03:01,236 --> 01:03:04,444 Oh, your dad the other night was transcendent. 1045 01:03:04,531 --> 01:03:06,897 He crushed it, and because of that, 1046 01:03:06,992 --> 01:03:09,153 I'd like to show you the fruits of your labor. 1047 01:03:10,328 --> 01:03:13,536 Because he was so good, I was able to hire... 1048 01:03:14,666 --> 01:03:16,122 The a team. 1049 01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:20,789 I am just kidding. They're not the a team. Not that you aren't great. 1050 01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:22,120 But this... 1051 01:03:23,842 --> 01:03:24,957 Is the real a team. 1052 01:03:25,051 --> 01:03:28,919 - I get it, but what are the numbers? - I was thinking we want to open there. 1053 01:03:29,014 --> 01:03:31,551 Continue the conversation here and connect that. 1054 01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:34,132 You know Kurt lehman? Polling and modeling? 1055 01:03:34,227 --> 01:03:35,342 - Yes. Hi. - Hi. 1056 01:03:35,437 --> 01:03:38,270 Gives us a window into the electorate. Best in the business. 1057 01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:41,473 When everyone was predicting Hillary in a landslide over trump, 1058 01:03:41,943 --> 01:03:45,686 Kurt was the one guy who had her just barely beating him. 1059 01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:48,943 My models just picked up the trend lines, so... 1060 01:03:49,034 --> 01:03:51,012 If the election had taken place a month or two later... 1061 01:03:51,036 --> 01:03:53,823 My numbers would have been 100% on the money. 1062 01:03:53,913 --> 01:03:54,913 Mm-hmm. 1063 01:03:54,998 --> 01:03:57,114 Wow. Impressive. 1064 01:03:57,208 --> 01:04:00,041 - Well... - Well, he was the least wrong. 1065 01:04:00,462 --> 01:04:01,827 Tina kuryev. Analytics. 1066 01:04:01,921 --> 01:04:04,913 - She gives us a window into the voters. - Good to meet you, sir. 1067 01:04:05,008 --> 01:04:08,717 - Oh. I thought polling did that. - It does. 1068 01:04:08,803 --> 01:04:12,136 He tells you how he thinks they feel, I tell you how they really feel. 1069 01:04:14,601 --> 01:04:16,967 - People are liars. - Here we go. 1070 01:04:17,062 --> 01:04:20,145 He can tell you how often people say they go to church. 1071 01:04:20,231 --> 01:04:23,815 - She can tell you if they actually go. - I can tell you if god is in their hearts. 1072 01:04:23,902 --> 01:04:26,143 - Oh, my god. - Tina is in online analytics. 1073 01:04:26,237 --> 01:04:29,274 Can I just say, we take deception into account too, okay? 1074 01:04:29,783 --> 01:04:31,364 Yeah, polling is an art form, 1075 01:04:31,451 --> 01:04:33,817 but there's plenty of science to back it up. 1076 01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:36,324 Says the guy still calling landlines. 1077 01:04:36,414 --> 01:04:38,575 People tell computers the truth, all right? 1078 01:04:38,666 --> 01:04:40,748 Their desires, their prejudices. 1079 01:04:40,835 --> 01:04:44,874 Every search, every transaction... It's an unguarded private moment. 1080 01:04:44,964 --> 01:04:48,001 So there's no margin of error, you know? 1081 01:04:48,093 --> 01:04:50,755 The digital footprint is your true self. 1082 01:04:50,845 --> 01:04:54,963 But surely people are more complicated than their online transactions. 1083 01:04:55,767 --> 01:04:57,348 Well, says the woman with three cats 1084 01:04:57,435 --> 01:04:59,642 and an intense search history of the herpes virus. 1085 01:05:05,985 --> 01:05:07,771 One of the cats... 1086 01:05:08,321 --> 01:05:09,777 Is this legal? 1087 01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:12,480 Law enforcement or in the eyes of god? 1088 01:05:15,954 --> 01:05:17,640 With two weeks fo go until election day, 1089 01:05:17,664 --> 01:05:20,030 we have an update on the deerlaken mayoral race. 1090 01:05:20,125 --> 01:05:22,036 The race between colonel Jack Hastings 1091 01:05:22,127 --> 01:05:24,664 and incumbent mayor Billy braun is tightening. 1092 01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:28,497 Who here has been chosen as 527s? Raise your hands, please. 1093 01:05:28,967 --> 01:05:31,424 One, two, three, four. 1094 01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:33,502 Good. You all run super pacs now. 1095 01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:37,714 You are no longer associated with this campaign. 1096 01:05:37,809 --> 01:05:42,519 And as such, it is time to move to your super pac location, 1097 01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:45,934 which is all the way at the back of the room, 1098 01:05:46,025 --> 01:05:49,358 far, far away from the activity of the campaign. 1099 01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:52,396 Right now? 1100 01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:55,236 I am not at Liberty to say. 1101 01:05:55,326 --> 01:05:58,614 The campaign cannot coordinate with the super pac. 1102 01:05:59,122 --> 01:06:01,283 So0... after the meeting. 1103 01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:06,789 J» you always won every time you placed a bet... 1104 01:06:10,675 --> 01:06:14,167 Get me that fucking sat truck. Get it now. They're going to out-communicate us. 1105 01:06:14,846 --> 01:06:17,337 Here we have an unusual cluster of single women. 1106 01:06:17,432 --> 01:06:19,618 They're all going to get pamphlets saying that the mayor 1107 01:06:19,642 --> 01:06:22,349 is going to repeal the health care payment for birth control. 1108 01:06:22,437 --> 01:06:25,929 What's this? - It's eight smaws. 1109 01:06:26,024 --> 01:06:28,891 Stay-at-home-middle-aged women, 29 to 54. 1110 01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:31,146 Twenty-nine? That's middle-aged? 1111 01:06:32,238 --> 01:06:34,695 Yes. Yes, it is. 1112 01:06:34,782 --> 01:06:37,774 Got to do it on the adjective. "Safe" streets. It's not safe "streets." 1113 01:06:37,869 --> 01:06:40,861 - Everybody wants safe streets. - No, no. That's coming off a little angry. 1114 01:06:41,664 --> 01:06:44,384 - Did you finish those donor calls? - Yeah, just about. 1115 01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:46,533 I just always had a notion that farmers... 1116 01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:48,493 Sorry. Are you clicking your heels? 1117 01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:51,546 Are you Dorothy? Is there no place like home? 1118 01:06:51,633 --> 01:06:52,748 J» turning on the charm » 1119 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:56,843 » long enough to get you by » => still the same > 1120 01:06:56,930 --> 01:06:59,888 America's greatness and god's grace? 1121 01:07:00,725 --> 01:07:02,807 I'd go to battle for those two any day. 1122 01:07:04,646 --> 01:07:07,886 Paid for by wisconsinites for religiously-based compassionate empathy. 1123 01:07:12,487 --> 01:07:14,006 - Did you just sigh? - Did he just sigh? 1124 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:15,645 Don't even get me started with sighing. 1125 01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:18,823 Now here, this cluster in blue have children. 1126 01:07:18,910 --> 01:07:22,152 So, they're going to get pamphlets saying "save our schools," 1127 01:07:22,247 --> 01:07:25,239 because it's 1950 and everybody loves pamphlets. 1128 01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:28,166 Hi, my name is Jack. I'm exasperated. 1129 01:07:28,253 --> 01:07:31,586 Why don't we move on to the womams? White middle-aged men. 1130 01:07:35,677 --> 01:07:39,090 J I had nothing left to say » 1131 01:07:40,348 --> 01:07:42,054 j» 'cause your're still the same j» 1132 01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:46,134 j still the same baby, babe, you're still the same... j 1133 01:07:46,229 --> 01:07:47,229 what's this? 1134 01:07:47,855 --> 01:07:49,015 Walt. 1135 01:07:50,024 --> 01:07:51,434 Is that an acronym? 1136 01:07:52,026 --> 01:07:53,607 No, it is not. 1137 01:07:56,197 --> 01:08:00,281 Can I still bring baked goods to the super pac location? 1138 01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:09,247 No. 1139 01:08:26,936 --> 01:08:30,303 I'm colonel Jack Hastings and I approve this message. 1140 01:08:30,398 --> 01:08:33,856 You want to come to deerlaken, you'll have fo go through him. 1141 01:08:36,696 --> 01:08:38,732 Paid for by powerful progressives for strength. 1142 01:08:39,407 --> 01:08:41,113 So good. 1143 01:08:42,452 --> 01:08:44,113 Thank you so much, sir. You're welcome. 1144 01:08:44,203 --> 01:08:46,163 - Thank you so much for your support. - Thank you. 1145 01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:52,659 How the hell did she get the bayou billionaires involved? 1146 01:08:53,212 --> 01:08:54,481 You okay? Do you need some help? 1147 01:08:54,505 --> 01:08:55,961 - Just fine. Yeah. - Okay. Thank you. 1148 01:08:56,049 --> 01:08:59,382 She must have promised that they could have the town smelted after the election. 1149 01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,635 I'm just very impressed with all this. 1150 01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:08,808 - You did the polling? - Uh-huh. In fact... 1151 01:09:08,895 --> 01:09:11,386 There it is. 1152 01:09:11,481 --> 01:09:14,348 - What is that? - No, "who" is that. Elton chambers? 1153 01:09:15,276 --> 01:09:18,359 - The rocket man? - The billionaire rocket man, yes. 1154 01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:21,021 - Jesus chr... I thought he was dead. - He is dead. 1155 01:09:21,115 --> 01:09:24,528 No, no, no. A series of micro-strokes. It's all good. 1156 01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:46,804 Sir Elton, thank you so, so much for coming. 1157 01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:49,678 Everyone, this is the great sir Elton. 1158 01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:53,469 Let's get through the pleasantries. 1159 01:09:53,564 --> 01:09:56,271 This is Jack Hastings. And his daughter, Diana. 1160 01:09:56,359 --> 01:09:59,647 Hello, colonel. 1161 01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:02,695 All right, well, let's get right to it then. 1162 01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:08,493 D> tell me, what is your position » 1163 01:10:08,579 --> 01:10:11,662 j» concerning the settlements j 1164 01:10:11,749 --> 01:10:16,584 > of givat and shearim? » 1165 01:10:18,923 --> 01:10:20,163 uh... 1166 01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:22,924 - I'm not sure I'm... - Israel. 1167 01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:27,136 Jack believes that sovereign nations are entitled to self-defense. 1168 01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:30,135 - Strongly. - Strongly believes. Yes. 1169 01:10:33,354 --> 01:10:35,640 Oh! Ednal 1170 01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:38,973 "an election is a moral horror. 1171 01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:41,559 As bad as a battle, but without the blood." 1172 01:10:41,654 --> 01:10:43,736 That's George Bernard Shaw. 1173 01:10:45,867 --> 01:10:48,279 - Get the car. - I think that went well. 1174 01:10:48,369 --> 01:10:51,327 - Seemed like a really nice guy. - Actually, looked pretty good, right? 1175 01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:52,745 - Yeah. - Surprisingly robust. 1176 01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:56,950 - Elton chambers is in. - Yeah! All right. 1177 01:10:57,044 --> 01:11:00,457 Making it rain. He actually has a machine that makes it rain. 1178 01:11:14,437 --> 01:11:16,769 Excuse me. Gary? Mr. zimmer? 1179 01:11:16,856 --> 01:11:19,222 Mm-mm. Becca. Super pac. 1180 01:11:19,901 --> 01:11:20,936 Okay. 1181 01:11:22,487 --> 01:11:24,398 Big guy? We got a problem. 1182 01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:37,532 Hey, everybody! 1183 01:11:38,044 --> 01:11:40,581 Hard at work, I see. That's good, that's good. 1184 01:11:40,671 --> 01:11:44,539 I had a couple of questions. The first is... what the fuck? 1185 01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:48,343 What tactical genius in here thought it might be a good idea to carpet bomb 1186 01:11:48,429 --> 01:11:51,387 a particular neighborhood in this town 1187 01:11:51,474 --> 01:11:55,387 with flyers suggesting that colonel Jack Hastings 1188 01:11:55,478 --> 01:12:00,097 would make sure that contraception is paid for by the government? 1189 01:12:04,237 --> 01:12:05,443 Uh, I did. 1190 01:12:05,530 --> 01:12:06,530 Oh-ho-ho-ho. 1191 01:12:06,614 --> 01:12:09,697 The data showed an unusually concentrated grouping of single women in the area 1192 01:12:09,784 --> 01:12:12,025 who are deeply interested in reproductive rights. 1193 01:12:12,119 --> 01:12:14,735 - And you know why that is. - Well, why is not really... 1194 01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:17,823 Because this concentrated grouping of single women, as you put it, 1195 01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:19,498 is a convent. 1196 01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:21,951 They are nuns. 1197 01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:24,753 Which is how many of them are going to end up voting for us. 1198 01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:27,048 "Nuns" of them. Zero. 1199 01:12:27,134 --> 01:12:29,250 It's not funny. 1200 01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:31,294 I'm not laughing. 1201 01:12:33,683 --> 01:12:35,890 Fuck. 1202 01:12:35,977 --> 01:12:41,597 Well, I think we can appreciate the humor in this very honest mistake, 1203 01:12:45,152 --> 01:12:47,256 - makes it a non-story, but... - Brooke, Brooke, if I may. 1204 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:50,317 This is really just another perfect example of the D.C. elite 1205 01:12:50,408 --> 01:12:53,992 coming into a place they don't understand and trying to dictate how we should live. 1206 01:12:54,078 --> 01:12:57,115 The democrat party can't win, they're getting desperate. 1207 01:12:57,206 --> 01:12:59,367 They don't know us, they don't want to know us. 1208 01:12:59,458 --> 01:13:01,645 - And they look down on our values. - No. No. That's "we." 1209 01:13:01,669 --> 01:13:04,706 - You're D.C. elite. - Oh, no. Actually, I'm from here. 1210 01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:06,900 Faith, I didn't know that. You're from Wisconsin? 1211 01:13:06,924 --> 01:13:09,586 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, no, "deerlaiken." I'm from "deerlaiken." 1212 01:13:09,677 --> 01:13:10,677 What? Whoa. 1213 01:13:10,761 --> 01:13:13,218 Wow. So this campaign has been a bit of a homecoming. 1214 01:13:13,306 --> 01:13:17,094 - It really is, Brooke. Thank you. - No, no, no. That's a lie. 1215 01:13:17,184 --> 01:13:19,425 - That's a lie. You're lying. - No. It's... 1216 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:21,886 She's ly... that's not... What are you even doing? 1217 01:13:21,981 --> 01:13:25,599 Okay, well, as always, a great and spirited discussion. 1218 01:13:25,693 --> 01:13:28,025 Thank you, but unfortunately, we have to leave it there. 1219 01:13:28,529 --> 01:13:31,111 Coming up, we'll look at more of this year's hot races 1220 01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:33,780 and how those will affect races four years from now. 1221 01:13:33,868 --> 01:13:36,200 Why do you even lie about something like that? 1222 01:13:36,621 --> 01:13:39,738 Honestly, I... I don't even know. 1223 01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:43,040 "I don't even know." What do you mean you don't know? 1224 01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:45,413 You can't just lie about something like that. 1225 01:13:46,339 --> 01:13:48,000 You just walk away? 1226 01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:52,003 You just told America that you're from "deerlaiken"? 1227 01:13:52,094 --> 01:13:53,880 That's not even how you pronounce it! 1228 01:13:54,889 --> 01:13:57,096 "Deerlaiken,” my ass! 1229 01:13:57,767 --> 01:13:59,507 Oh, my god. 1230 01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:02,598 She's a fucking genius. 1231 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:07,398 Oh, my god, I hate her so much. I hate her. 1232 01:14:07,485 --> 01:14:10,522 I hate her. She said it, and now it's the truth. 1233 01:14:11,197 --> 01:14:12,983 Fuck me. 1234 01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:30,004 - Come on, let's get out of here. - Hey, Mikes! How you doing, guys? 1235 01:14:34,387 --> 01:14:35,923 - Hello, everybody. - Hey, big guy. 1236 01:14:36,013 --> 01:14:37,298 Hey, Gary. 1237 01:14:37,390 --> 01:14:39,631 - Burger and bud. - Thank you very much. 1238 01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:41,636 That looks great. Can I have one of those? 1239 01:14:42,061 --> 01:14:43,061 No. 1240 01:14:43,646 --> 01:14:47,230 - What you guys doing? Looking at some ads? - Yeah. They're just taking me through it. 1241 01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:51,059 Bio, very nice. Education, that's important. 1242 01:14:51,153 --> 01:14:53,485 Hey, are we sure that we want to be doing this here 1243 01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:56,109 and not in faith's room or the mayor's office? 1244 01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:57,861 Because right now, I'm not sure 1245 01:14:57,952 --> 01:15:00,659 that our opposition knows exactly what we're about to do. 1246 01:15:00,746 --> 01:15:03,988 And that seems unfair. No, no! Don't put them away on my account. 1247 01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:06,449 Why don't we get one of those overhead projectors... 1248 01:15:06,544 --> 01:15:08,230 - Stop. - That you have at a bowling alley? 1249 01:15:08,254 --> 01:15:10,711 So everybody here can see it. Wouldn't that be good? 1250 01:15:11,298 --> 01:15:12,754 Kurt? Come on. 1251 01:15:14,635 --> 01:15:17,718 - Why do you talk to them like that? - Mmm! Like what? 1252 01:15:17,805 --> 01:15:19,841 Like that, like they're idiots. 1253 01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:21,797 Well... 1254 01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:23,842 Listen. 1255 01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:27,019 I saw some polls. 1256 01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:30,451 If we don't figure this out soon, there's no way we're gonna beat her. 1257 01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:33,267 Our demographics are so... "Her"? 1258 01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:35,648 - Who? - Her. 1259 01:15:36,907 --> 01:15:40,399 You said, "if we don't figure it out soon, we're not gonna be able to beat her." 1260 01:15:40,494 --> 01:15:43,782 We're not gonna beat her candidate. Braun. Mayor braun. 1261 01:15:43,873 --> 01:15:46,455 Herr... herr braun. 1262 01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:49,033 - Herr, her. Same thing. - Mm-hmm. 1263 01:15:50,254 --> 01:15:53,792 Look, Gary, I don't really understand how you guys do things in D.C., 1264 01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:56,486 but if you're gonna work for my father, you need to treat people with respect. 1265 01:15:56,510 --> 01:15:58,296 "With." "with." “What? 1266 01:15:58,387 --> 01:16:01,299 Work with your father, not for. You said "for." 1267 01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:05,679 It's a semantic thing, but it's... You know, it's an important distinction. 1268 01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:13,308 Just so you know, they don't actually serve 1269 01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:15,893 hamburgers and budweiser here because it's the hofbrau haus, 1270 01:16:15,988 --> 01:16:18,229 so they would serve German food and German beers. 1271 01:16:18,324 --> 01:16:20,189 They've been patronizing you. 1272 01:16:25,706 --> 01:16:27,242 Just so you know, 1273 01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:30,951 I don't even like hamburgers or budweiser, so I've been patronizing them. 1274 01:16:31,045 --> 01:16:32,330 - Okay. - The whole time. 1275 01:16:32,421 --> 01:16:35,629 - Did a little switcheroo. - Oh, and just so you know. 1276 01:16:35,716 --> 01:16:38,549 Congratulations. Our campaign made the paper. 1277 01:16:41,097 --> 01:16:43,088 Oh, god. 1278 01:16:49,730 --> 01:16:51,721 She's so pretty. 1279 01:16:51,816 --> 01:16:53,852 I bet she smells like pop-tarts. 1280 01:16:58,823 --> 01:17:00,529 Is he still looking? 1281 01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:02,656 You know, colonel Jack Hastings. 1282 01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:04,324 - Military man. - Absolutely. 1283 01:17:04,411 --> 01:17:06,197 - From the heartland. - Yup. 1284 01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:08,279 - No greater place in America. - No. 1285 01:17:08,374 --> 01:17:09,374 - Am [I right? - No. 1286 01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:12,495 He is now part of the loony left. 1287 01:17:12,586 --> 01:17:15,123 Not just the loony left. He's not just a democrat. 1288 01:17:15,214 --> 01:17:16,545 He has joined the... 1289 01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:18,463 - Squad. - Socialism. 1290 01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:20,041 Socialism. 1291 01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:22,252 Do you think it hurts our military 1292 01:17:22,346 --> 01:17:25,554 fo have one of their own throw in with the democrats? 1293 01:17:27,893 --> 01:17:29,599 I know that if I had served... 1294 01:17:30,729 --> 01:17:32,344 [ Wouldn't like it. 1295 01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:33,519 Mmm. 1296 01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:35,310 Yeah. 1297 01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:38,730 Wow, that was a harsh segment. 1298 01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:40,986 Cutting but fair. 1299 01:17:41,073 --> 01:17:43,940 It's like I wrote it myself last night and sent it to them, 1300 01:17:44,034 --> 01:17:46,821 and they read it verbatim like a scene. 1301 01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:48,072 Go to bed. 1302 01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:51,399 What is this? What am I looking at? 1303 01:17:51,876 --> 01:17:54,583 - Those are the... - Why are we being outspent three to one? 1304 01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:57,582 And how do white women not realize they're backing the wrong horse? 1305 01:17:57,673 --> 01:18:00,527 - These numbers aren't solidified. - Yeah, well, you gotta make it happen. 1306 01:18:00,551 --> 01:18:03,543 Or you gotta find me some more fucking hispanics. 1307 01:18:03,637 --> 01:18:05,969 Where are my fucking hispanics? 1308 01:18:06,056 --> 01:18:10,095 I need some more fucking hispanics, Kurt! 1309 01:18:16,775 --> 01:18:18,060 Hey, everybody. 1310 01:18:18,569 --> 01:18:20,025 Listen. 1311 01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:24,651 I am profoundly disappointed in the comments that I just made. 1312 01:18:25,159 --> 01:18:28,026 My words and/or actions 1313 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:31,362 do not represent who I am as a person and... 1314 01:18:31,457 --> 01:18:33,698 - A teachable moment? - It is a teachable moment. 1315 01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:36,124 It's something I think we can all learn from. 1316 01:18:36,879 --> 01:18:39,245 And in that way, I feel like I have given you a gift. 1317 01:18:40,424 --> 01:18:42,152 - You're in my heart. - And from this moment on, I vow 1318 01:18:42,176 --> 01:18:47,887 to make this office a color- and gender-neutral work environment. 1319 01:18:49,266 --> 01:18:51,052 That is my... are you gonna get that? 1320 01:18:52,019 --> 01:18:53,850 It's ringing off the fucking hook. 1321 01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:57,918 - Hundred percent. - What do you mean you're sure? 1322 01:18:57,942 --> 01:19:00,308 - I'm sure. - You're sure or you're just pretty sure? 1323 01:19:00,402 --> 01:19:02,233 - One-hundred-percent sure. - Okay. 1324 01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:06,064 Okay, Tina. Better not be another nun situation. 1325 01:19:06,158 --> 01:19:07,158 [T's not 1326 01:19:08,369 --> 01:19:10,860 hey, is your dad here? Yeah. Dad? 1327 01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:13,491 - Yeah? - Come on in, colonel. 1328 01:19:17,336 --> 01:19:20,373 So, um... we can't win. 1329 01:19:23,634 --> 01:19:26,967 The people in this town are pretty set in their ways. 1330 01:19:27,471 --> 01:19:30,463 And we lost the eight nuns. That wasn't good. 1331 01:19:30,557 --> 01:19:33,139 So, we can't win. 1332 01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:39,393 Well... you know, we appreciate all you've done. 1333 01:19:39,483 --> 01:19:42,099 I mean, the campaign and... 1334 01:19:42,861 --> 01:19:45,102 I'm just sorry we let you down, but... 1335 01:19:45,739 --> 01:19:47,980 Well, all I can say is thank you. 1336 01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:52,948 - Really, Gary, thank you for everything. - It was a hell of a ride. 1337 01:19:53,038 --> 01:19:55,996 Are you shitting me? 1338 01:19:56,083 --> 01:19:59,792 All I have to say is we can't win and you're through. 1339 01:19:59,878 --> 01:20:01,869 - You're out. - You said we can't win. 1340 01:20:01,964 --> 01:20:06,173 Unless. We can't win "unless." You didn't let me finish. 1341 01:20:06,260 --> 01:20:08,967 We can't win unless it turns out 1342 01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:12,592 that this town isn't the mayberry everybody thinks it is. 1343 01:20:13,017 --> 01:20:15,804 I just got a little piece of intel that's kind of intriguing. 1344 01:20:15,894 --> 01:20:20,513 So, the mayor's brother, Ziggy... He had an oxy problem. 1345 01:20:20,607 --> 01:20:23,474 He was a roofer and got hurt on the job. 1346 01:20:23,569 --> 01:20:26,561 Yes, well, what you might not know is that the mayor... 1347 01:20:27,573 --> 01:20:31,282 Pulled some strings, kept him out of jail, got him into rehab. 1348 01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:34,952 That is abuse of power, nepotism, probably some clerical shit in there. 1349 01:20:35,039 --> 01:20:37,121 Come on, Gary. 1350 01:20:37,207 --> 01:20:41,291 - We're the good guys, right? - Yeah, we're the good guys. 1351 01:20:42,129 --> 01:20:43,665 When they go low... 1352 01:20:44,214 --> 01:20:45,420 We go high. 1353 01:20:45,507 --> 01:20:48,294 Unless we also need to go low, apparently. 1354 01:20:48,385 --> 01:20:50,842 Only to keep those who would go lower out of power. 1355 01:20:50,929 --> 01:20:52,419 So, when they go low, 1356 01:20:52,514 --> 01:20:55,472 we go higher incrementally in relation to how low they went. 1357 01:20:56,352 --> 01:20:57,592 Regrettably, yes. 1358 01:20:57,686 --> 01:21:01,599 When they go low, we go almost as low, but we feel worse doing it. 1359 01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:05,148 You think they thought twice about making your dad look like a pts nutcase, 1360 01:21:05,235 --> 01:21:08,978 and I'm going low because I'm gonna tell the truth about the mayor? 1361 01:21:09,073 --> 01:21:11,064 His brother is fragile, Gary. 1362 01:21:11,158 --> 01:21:14,116 This town is fragile. The whole area is fragile. 1363 01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:16,615 - Our democracy. - Oh, stop. 1364 01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:20,038 We're not doing it, okay? People are gonna get hurt. 1365 01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:23,333 I'm sorry, I really am, but sometimes 1366 01:21:23,420 --> 01:21:26,787 good people have to do shitty things in service of the greater good. 1367 01:21:27,841 --> 01:21:29,047 Isn't that right, colonel? 1368 01:21:36,308 --> 01:21:37,514 Hey. 1369 01:21:41,397 --> 01:21:43,137 Hey. Yeah? 1370 01:21:44,274 --> 01:21:46,139 Gary, stop. 1371 01:21:49,696 --> 01:21:51,232 Is this politics? 1372 01:21:52,658 --> 01:21:56,697 It's not politics anymore, Diana. It's math. 1373 01:21:56,787 --> 01:21:59,119 That's what an election is. It's just math. 1374 01:21:59,206 --> 01:22:01,117 We need what they get plus one. 1375 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,240 That's all. 1376 01:22:04,086 --> 01:22:07,670 And if I can't get that by getting more people to vote for your dad, 1377 01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:10,748 then I have to get fewer people to vote for braun. 1378 01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:39,235 Hi. 1379 01:22:40,622 --> 01:22:42,203 - Come on in. - Thank you. 1380 01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:44,865 I'm so sorry. 1381 01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:53,753 - Hey, hey. - I mean, we have the money we need. 1382 01:22:53,844 --> 01:22:57,837 We have more than we would need, and this would... destroy your brother. 1383 01:22:59,183 --> 01:23:02,266 - And I'm just so sorry. - Hey. 1384 01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:06,428 You have nothing to be sorry for. 1385 01:23:08,025 --> 01:23:10,732 You saved us, Diana. 1386 01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:11,854 Mm-hmm. 1387 01:23:11,945 --> 01:23:13,856 This place was done. 1388 01:23:13,947 --> 01:23:17,030 It's just another town in the middle of nowhere, going nowhere. 1389 01:23:17,576 --> 01:23:21,285 And everyone agreed... Yours was the best idea we had. 1390 01:23:21,747 --> 01:23:24,489 Unless you want to go back to the two Mikes' idea of... 1391 01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:26,369 Ostrich meat farms. 1392 01:23:28,086 --> 01:23:32,295 Diana, you moving back here, caring so much... 1393 01:23:32,382 --> 01:23:34,293 I mean, this whole thing... 1394 01:23:36,929 --> 01:23:39,887 Well, I just know how proud of you your dad is. 1395 01:23:41,183 --> 01:23:43,048 And how proud your mom would be. 1396 01:23:45,437 --> 01:23:49,146 And how grateful every single one of us are 1397 01:23:49,650 --> 01:23:52,483 for what you've done and everything you've given. 1398 01:23:54,363 --> 01:23:56,274 It's working. 1399 01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:03,201 Okay. 1400 01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:09,783 What do we do about Gary? 1401 01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:13,495 Whatever Gary thinks he's got... 1402 01:24:14,550 --> 01:24:16,290 Why don't we just give him something better? 1403 01:24:41,118 --> 01:24:42,118 Hmm. 1404 01:24:42,202 --> 01:24:44,055 No, forget the rehab thing. This is bigger. 1405 01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:45,910 Obviously, you can't use my name, so just, 1406 01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:49,582 "senior official with inside knowledge of campaign strategy.” 1407 01:24:50,002 --> 01:24:51,663 Yes, you are welcome. 1408 01:24:51,753 --> 01:24:53,690 - Tell me they're running it. - They are running it. 1409 01:24:53,714 --> 01:24:55,579 - Yeah, baby! - Shit's gonna hit the fan. 1410 01:24:55,674 --> 01:24:58,211 - Oh, feels good. - Now, the word of the day is disappointed. 1411 01:24:58,302 --> 01:25:00,509 We are not mad at the mayor. We are not shocked. 1412 01:25:00,596 --> 01:25:02,615 - We're just disappointed. - Yeah, I am disappointed. 1413 01:25:02,639 --> 01:25:04,701 - I'm disappointed, too. - I mean, it's disappointing. 1414 01:25:04,725 --> 01:25:06,306 It is. You know what? He's the mayor. 1415 01:25:06,393 --> 01:25:08,725 - He betrayed us. - He betrayed us and it's disappointing. 1416 01:25:08,812 --> 01:25:10,097 - I'm hurt. - But I'm not mad. 1417 01:25:10,188 --> 01:25:11,894 - No, I'm disappointed. - Me too. 1418 01:25:11,982 --> 01:25:15,270 Tonight we have this picture of the alleged ten-year-old love child 1419 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,191 of the Wisconsin mayor and the girl's mother. 1420 01:25:17,279 --> 01:25:19,986 We've obscured the child's face lo protect her identity, 1421 01:25:20,073 --> 01:25:23,236 but left enough clues so that you could probably figure it out. 1422 01:25:23,327 --> 01:25:25,488 To discuss this important late-breaking story 1423 01:25:25,579 --> 01:25:29,618 we go fo our panel with a feature you'll only see here on CNN, 1424 01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:31,323 the "duodecabox.” 1425 01:25:31,418 --> 01:25:32,749 What do you think? 1426 01:25:32,836 --> 01:25:36,704 Bill, Diane, Liz, Carl, Barbra and... let's say, Craig. 1427 01:25:47,142 --> 01:25:48,302 Kaylie? 1428 01:25:48,977 --> 01:25:49,977 Kaylie. Yeah? 1429 01:25:50,062 --> 01:25:51,927 - Can you clean this up, please? - Sure. 1430 01:25:52,022 --> 01:25:53,853 It was an accident with a sandwich. Thank you. 1431 01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:21,503 Hey, man. Can I talk to you about white power? 1432 01:26:31,770 --> 01:26:33,010 No, no. 1433 01:26:36,692 --> 01:26:40,435 It has been a hard-fought campaign, but now it's in the hands of the voters. 1434 01:26:40,529 --> 01:26:43,441 Excuse me. There's the colonel right there. 1435 01:26:43,532 --> 01:26:44,647 Colonel, come on in. 1436 01:26:44,741 --> 01:26:46,447 - Hi, good morning. - You get some rest? 1437 01:26:46,535 --> 01:26:48,651 - Yeah, we got a little bit. - Excuse us, folks. 1438 01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:50,656 - Good morning. - Excuse us. 1439 01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:53,534 There he is. 1440 01:26:53,625 --> 01:26:56,162 - Billy, hey. How are you? - Colonel. Good to see you, sir. 1441 01:26:56,253 --> 01:26:59,541 - How about a picture? - All righty. Ha ha! 1442 01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:01,713 Come on, come on. Let's go, let's go. 1443 01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:04,507 Oh, make sure you get this guy's ID. 1444 01:27:04,594 --> 01:27:06,334 Okay. Billy, we're just talking to fox. 1445 01:27:06,430 --> 01:27:07,657 - Just fox. - Hello. Good morning. 1446 01:27:07,681 --> 01:27:08,921 Good morning, Jack. 1447 01:27:09,850 --> 01:27:11,715 - Here. - All right. 1448 01:27:11,810 --> 01:27:13,471 Your dad is really something. Yeah. 1449 01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:14,914 - He's done a great job. - Yeah, yeah. 1450 01:27:14,938 --> 01:27:15,938 Over here? 1451 01:27:16,022 --> 01:27:18,855 - So have you. Thank you for everything. - My pleasure. 1452 01:27:19,317 --> 01:27:21,838 I was thinking, maybe later, if you wanna watch the returns come in? 1453 01:27:21,862 --> 01:27:24,353 Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'd love to. 1454 01:27:25,449 --> 01:27:30,193 Oh. Shoot. You know what? I have to head back to the farm. 1455 01:27:30,287 --> 01:27:32,369 - But I'll see you later, okay? - Okay. 1456 01:27:33,874 --> 01:27:35,455 Diana, aren't you gonna vote? 1457 01:27:42,716 --> 01:27:44,081 Nothing? 1458 01:27:44,801 --> 01:27:47,543 No early returns? What about exit polling? 1459 01:27:49,014 --> 01:27:51,130 Well, is there another precinct? 1460 01:27:51,224 --> 01:27:55,638 Wh... where else can they vote? Was it all early voting? 1461 01:27:57,522 --> 01:27:59,513 What do you mean nobody has voted yet? 1462 01:27:59,608 --> 01:28:01,894 Big guy? You're gonna want to see this. 1463 01:28:01,985 --> 01:28:04,522 Smear mayor braun with a falsehood of an illegitimate child, 1464 01:28:04,613 --> 01:28:08,731 which, as the report you just read stated, is actually the man's dear niece. 1465 01:28:08,825 --> 01:28:10,986 Has the Hastings campaign apologized? 1466 01:28:11,536 --> 01:28:13,777 No, they haven't. And it's too late for that 1467 01:28:13,872 --> 01:28:16,409 - braun continues fo focus on the issues. - Oh, fuck! 1468 01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:19,708 And quite frankly, Brooke, the media owes the mayor an apology as well 1469 01:28:19,795 --> 01:28:22,502 for credulously covering a poorly-sourced story... 1470 01:28:22,589 --> 01:28:25,422 - Faith. Congratulations, well done. - What the fuck are you doing? 1471 01:28:25,509 --> 01:28:26,999 - A new low. - Oh, yeah. 1472 01:28:27,093 --> 01:28:29,254 Like I leaked a cocked-up story about a bastard child 1473 01:28:29,346 --> 01:28:30,907 who happens fo be the man's fucking niece. 1474 01:28:30,931 --> 01:28:32,571 - Please, Gary. - You fed me that bullshit 1475 01:28:32,641 --> 01:28:34,619 - you know? Go fuck yourself. - You go fuck yourself. 1476 01:28:34,643 --> 01:28:36,245 - You go fuck yourself. - Okay, you two. 1477 01:28:36,269 --> 01:28:38,122 Unfortunately, we're going to have fo leave it there. 1478 01:28:38,146 --> 01:28:39,352 Thank you so much, Brooke. 1479 01:28:39,439 --> 01:28:41,334 - Thanks, Brooke. - Thank you so much. Thank you. 1480 01:28:41,358 --> 01:28:42,768 We're clear. 1481 01:28:42,859 --> 01:28:45,726 - Why would I leak this, huh? - To just make me take the bait? 1482 01:28:45,821 --> 01:28:49,109 You didn't just wanna win. You wanted to castrate me, didn't you? 1483 01:28:49,199 --> 01:28:51,986 If I wanted to cut your dick off, I would've done it in front of you 1484 01:28:52,077 --> 01:28:54,614 just to see the last look of horror in your eyes. 1485 01:28:56,248 --> 01:28:59,206 - You're telling the truth. - No shit. 1486 01:28:59,626 --> 01:29:02,538 - What the fuck is going on here? - Evan? 1487 01:29:02,629 --> 01:29:03,789 What... 1488 01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:06,713 - Evan? Evan, oh, my god! - What's up, Abby? 1489 01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:09,086 - How the hell are you? - How are you? Nice to see you. 1490 01:29:09,177 --> 01:29:11,042 - How's everything? - Yeah, I mean, it's going. 1491 01:29:11,972 --> 01:29:13,178 What the hell? 1492 01:29:13,265 --> 01:29:16,223 How the hell does he know her? Is he from here? 1493 01:29:16,309 --> 01:29:18,925 Gary, look at his shoes. I mean, really. 1494 01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:22,767 And we have Alan to thank for bringing this man to our attention. 1495 01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:24,598 - It's Evan. - Did I happen to mention... 1496 01:29:24,693 --> 01:29:26,979 Oh, shit. 1497 01:29:27,070 --> 01:29:28,401 - What? What? - Come on! 1498 01:29:29,406 --> 01:29:33,900 So, with 100% of the vote counted, 1499 01:29:33,994 --> 01:29:37,282 the mayoral race is tied. 1500 01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:39,613 One vote to one vote! 1501 01:29:41,710 --> 01:29:44,668 No! Okay... no, no, no! 1502 01:29:44,754 --> 01:29:47,996 Wait, wait, wait! Hold on! Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1503 01:29:48,091 --> 01:29:54,178 I, uh... I don't know exactly what's going on here, but it's weird. 1504 01:29:54,264 --> 01:29:57,631 - Could somebody explain what's happening? - Well, we had an election. 1505 01:29:57,726 --> 01:29:59,808 - Yes, I know that. - And we gave it our best. 1506 01:29:59,895 --> 01:30:02,352 - Just didn't work out. - Didn't work out? Jack, come on. 1507 01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:04,521 Do you know how much money we invested in this? 1508 01:30:04,608 --> 01:30:06,564 Yes, if the news media is to be believed, 1509 01:30:06,651 --> 01:30:10,815 more than 45 million dollars was raised between the two of you. 1510 01:30:19,205 --> 01:30:21,070 Oh, shit. 1511 01:30:21,917 --> 01:30:23,623 Did you sucker me, Jack? 1512 01:30:24,836 --> 01:30:26,827 - I guess. - You know what? 1513 01:30:26,922 --> 01:30:29,288 Folks, sorry, but I'm getting all that money back. 1514 01:30:29,382 --> 01:30:32,590 - From where? - We put millions into those pacs. 1515 01:30:33,094 --> 01:30:36,757 Well, campaign finance law says that money needn't be accounted for. 1516 01:30:37,849 --> 01:30:40,932 Oh, my god. I gotta give it to this place. 1517 01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:45,478 - Hey, Alan. - It's Evan. 1518 01:30:45,565 --> 01:30:48,398 Shit weasel. You're from this town, aren't you? 1519 01:30:48,485 --> 01:30:50,350 - Yeah. - You set this whole thing up. 1520 01:30:50,445 --> 01:30:54,688 You set me up, huh? You are so fired. And you're going to jail! 1521 01:30:54,783 --> 01:30:57,650 Hey! Hey, hey, hey. It was me. I did it. 1522 01:30:58,203 --> 01:30:59,409 You? 1523 01:31:02,540 --> 01:31:05,077 - Why? - You know... 1524 01:31:06,002 --> 01:31:10,166 It was just this weird idea I had 'cause the town needed money. 1525 01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:12,501 So you... 1526 01:31:12,592 --> 01:31:16,551 I shot the video and then had Evan show it to you. 1527 01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:22,849 We needed 750 grand over three years to keep the school from closing down. 1528 01:31:22,936 --> 01:31:24,801 We blew way past that. 1529 01:31:24,896 --> 01:31:27,182 We got enough to buy back the base, redevelop it. 1530 01:31:29,693 --> 01:31:32,355 And the speech? The viral speech? 1531 01:31:32,445 --> 01:31:33,935 Can I get a motion fo vote? 1532 01:31:34,030 --> 01:31:36,646 Actually, I'm here about that... Fuck, what's the word? 1533 01:31:36,741 --> 01:31:38,197 Get it. 1534 01:31:39,035 --> 01:31:41,276 - Mike, you wanna help him with... - Yeah. 1535 01:31:41,371 --> 01:31:42,827 - No. - Just have it low and... 1536 01:31:43,415 --> 01:31:45,309 Just leave enough room for that road sign in there. 1537 01:31:45,333 --> 01:31:47,019 - Am I supposed to have these glasses? - No glasses. 1538 01:31:47,043 --> 01:31:49,250 I'm lost. 1539 01:31:49,337 --> 01:31:52,249 Okay, dad, that's good, but you have fo leave after. 1540 01:31:52,340 --> 01:31:55,582 All right, one more time. I guess they weren't principles. 1541 01:31:57,012 --> 01:31:58,752 They're just hobbies. 1542 01:32:06,938 --> 01:32:08,803 Holy shit, I think we got it. 1543 01:32:22,662 --> 01:32:24,948 And that was really just baiting the hook. 1544 01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:27,281 You guys took it from there. I was never expecting her. 1545 01:32:27,375 --> 01:32:29,240 Oh, I had a fucking blast. 1546 01:32:30,795 --> 01:32:32,581 So you used me. 1547 01:32:34,591 --> 01:32:36,001 We used you? 1548 01:32:37,302 --> 01:32:39,964 You guys only show up here once every four years, 1549 01:32:40,055 --> 01:32:41,920 and only then 'cause it's a swing state. 1550 01:32:42,015 --> 01:32:44,597 And then when it's over, you're gone. 1551 01:32:44,684 --> 01:32:47,642 But we're still here with all the same problems we had before, 1552 01:32:47,729 --> 01:32:50,061 just waiting around for you to come back 1553 01:32:50,148 --> 01:32:52,764 and make the same empty promises as last time. 1554 01:32:53,860 --> 01:32:55,600 We used the system. 1555 01:32:55,695 --> 01:32:59,438 You make millions of dollars funneling tens of millions of dollars 1556 01:32:59,532 --> 01:33:03,070 into this election economy. 1557 01:33:03,828 --> 01:33:05,659 All we did is take a cut. 1558 01:33:07,999 --> 01:33:09,114 Mmm. 1559 01:33:10,460 --> 01:33:13,122 Well... I guess I just... 1560 01:33:13,630 --> 01:33:17,623 I thought that maybe you and I had a little something. 1561 01:33:23,014 --> 01:33:24,629 I'm 28. 1562 01:33:25,934 --> 01:33:29,597 In what world would this... be okay? 1563 01:33:32,107 --> 01:33:35,850 D.C. and la. Parts of New York. Miami. Maybe Dallas. 1564 01:33:38,696 --> 01:33:39,981 Look. 1565 01:33:41,241 --> 01:33:42,606 - It wasn't personal. - Mmm. 1566 01:33:44,035 --> 01:33:46,526 - It was math. - Math. 1567 01:33:47,997 --> 01:33:51,285 But this system? The way we elect people? 1568 01:33:52,168 --> 01:33:55,501 It's terrifying. And exhausting. 1569 01:33:56,214 --> 01:33:58,956 And I think it's driving us all insane. 1570 01:34:08,726 --> 01:34:12,639 The real problem is that the media is completely complicit in this whole thing. 1571 01:34:12,730 --> 01:34:15,597 I absolutely agree. It's like postman said in entertaining ourselves. 1572 01:34:15,692 --> 01:34:17,808 It's that news has become entertainment. Yeah. 1573 01:34:17,902 --> 01:34:19,608 And when that happens, it's gone. 1574 01:34:19,696 --> 01:34:22,529 I thought he knew. I would get so nervous every time he would come in. 1575 01:34:22,615 --> 01:34:24,885 I would just like... I couldn't get my coffee order right. 1576 01:34:24,909 --> 01:34:27,096 - You were great. You were perfect. - I was giving him the wrong thing. 1577 01:34:27,120 --> 01:34:31,614 - Plus, he has dreamy eyes a little bit. - He's dashing. 1578 01:34:31,708 --> 01:34:33,414 He actually made me cry. 1579 01:34:34,210 --> 01:34:36,292 He was like a shithead. Yeah. 1580 01:34:36,379 --> 01:34:39,792 It metastasizes, so it keeps growing and... 1581 01:34:39,883 --> 01:34:42,716 Well, it becomes sort of like any sort of autoimmune disorder. 1582 01:34:42,802 --> 01:34:45,134 - Yeah. - It's like lupus. You know what I mean? 1583 01:34:45,221 --> 01:34:47,803 - That's actually a really great metaphor. - It's a simile. 1584 01:34:47,891 --> 01:34:50,724 - It's like... 'Cause you said... - 'Cause I said, "it's like." 1585 01:34:50,810 --> 01:34:53,010 - You said, "it's like." - Yeah, right. It's like lupus. 1586 01:34:54,522 --> 01:34:56,604 What a clusterfuck. 1587 01:34:57,525 --> 01:34:59,311 Amen. 1588 01:35:04,157 --> 01:35:05,192 How we looking? 1589 01:35:05,283 --> 01:35:08,116 Well, they're saying these back acres 1590 01:35:08,203 --> 01:35:11,536 are gonna become the over-55 community health center. 1591 01:35:11,623 --> 01:35:14,865 Madison has promised a satellite campus for the front. 1592 01:35:14,959 --> 01:35:15,994 Okay. 1593 01:35:16,085 --> 01:35:18,451 And you know that we have to redo the septic on the back 50. 1594 01:35:18,546 --> 01:35:20,036 - We heard all about it. - Okay. 1595 01:35:20,131 --> 01:35:22,372 - Hey, you. - Hey, you. 1596 01:35:22,967 --> 01:35:24,753 She is something, huh? 1597 01:35:24,844 --> 01:35:25,844 Hmm. 1598 01:35:31,476 --> 01:35:32,761 Are you listening to me? 1599 01:35:36,439 --> 01:35:37,895 Are you listening to me? 1600 01:35:39,734 --> 01:35:41,065 Are you listening fo me? 1601 01:35:41,611 --> 01:35:44,523 Oh, Gary, honey. I'm just so excited. 1602 01:35:44,614 --> 01:35:46,650 I can't wait until we get the café tables in. 1603 01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:50,780 I think people are really gonna like those a lot, you know? 1604 01:35:50,870 --> 01:35:53,532 And then we can put the umbrellas up. 1605 01:35:53,623 --> 01:35:57,707 And people can just sit outside and have coffee and, you know... 1606 01:35:57,794 --> 01:35:59,705 Are you... are you listening to me? 1607 01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:03,292 Are you listening to me? Hey, fuck up! 1608 01:36:03,383 --> 01:36:05,840 Hey, fuck up. Are you listening to me? 1609 01:36:05,927 --> 01:36:08,384 Yes, yes, yes. I'm listening to you. 1610 01:36:08,471 --> 01:36:11,053 You don't open a dossier for less than two million dollars. 1611 01:36:11,140 --> 01:36:13,597 I know. That's what I'm talking to them about right now. 1612 01:36:13,685 --> 01:36:16,552 - Two million dollars. - God, I hate you. 1613 01:36:16,646 --> 01:36:17,646 Ditto. 1614 01:36:20,108 --> 01:36:23,350 Gary? Gary, are you there? 1615 01:36:24,696 --> 01:36:25,856 Gary? 1616 01:36:26,739 --> 01:36:28,104 Yo, Gary. 1617 01:36:56,477 --> 01:36:58,684 Colonel Jack Hastings, deerlaken. 1618 01:36:58,771 --> 01:37:00,727 Did the media 1all for a false narrative 1619 01:37:00,815 --> 01:37:03,056 just because it fit into our preconceived notion 1620 01:37:03,151 --> 01:37:05,858 of the divide of this country between red and blue 1621 01:37:05,945 --> 01:37:08,311 without actually checking the facts? 1622 01:37:08,406 --> 01:37:09,942 Were we irresponsible? 1623 01:37:10,033 --> 01:37:13,821 Well, we're the news. Are we not supposed fo cover the news? 1624 01:37:13,911 --> 01:37:15,697 I mean, these are newsworthy stories. 1625 01:37:15,788 --> 01:37:18,200 We're absolutely in the right fo cover them. 1626 01:37:18,291 --> 01:37:21,954 It is literally our job to cover the news. 1627 01:37:22,045 --> 01:37:25,128 But isn't there a way to report the news without so much speculation, 1628 01:37:25,214 --> 01:37:27,000 without a lalse sense of urgency 1629 01:37:27,091 --> 01:37:31,551 that causes us fo breathlessly report facts that maybe are not facts, 1630 01:37:31,637 --> 01:37:35,596 and are we framing these stories on an artificial right-left axis 1631 01:37:35,683 --> 01:37:38,595 because that's how our pundit economy is set up? 1632 01:37:38,686 --> 01:37:40,347 Is there a better way to do this? 1633 01:37:45,943 --> 01:37:48,685 I'm just kidding. Unfortunately, we have fo leave it there. 1634 01:37:48,780 --> 01:37:50,862 Thank you all for watching. 1635 01:37:50,948 --> 01:37:52,609 She's kidding! 1636 01:37:58,831 --> 01:38:01,288 J talking like we used fo do j» 1637 01:38:02,710 --> 01:38:05,417 j it was always me and you » 1638 01:38:06,589 --> 01:38:10,753 j» hold on, darling » 1639 01:38:11,719 --> 01:38:14,085 j» this body is yours j» 1640 01:38:14,180 --> 01:38:18,549 j this body is yours and mine » 1641 01:38:19,644 --> 01:38:24,479 > well, hold on, my darling > 1642 01:38:25,066 --> 01:38:27,808 j» this mess was yours j» 1643 01:38:29,195 --> 01:38:31,937 j» now your mess is mine j» 1644 01:38:43,418 --> 01:38:45,659 > Your mess is mine » 1645 01:38:46,587 --> 01:38:48,669 j» see you in the marketplace... » 1646 01:38:48,756 --> 01:38:50,963 could something like this happen? 1647 01:38:51,050 --> 01:38:55,168 Legally, this could absolutely happen. 1648 01:38:55,263 --> 01:39:00,178 Somebody could create a political organization, 1649 01:39:00,268 --> 01:39:04,181 a so-called outside group, a super pac, 527, 1650 01:39:04,272 --> 01:39:07,309 raise an unlimited amount of money 1651 01:39:07,400 --> 01:39:10,563 and then choose to give that money 1652 01:39:10,653 --> 01:39:13,315 to another organization... a charity... 1653 01:39:13,406 --> 01:39:16,239 And use it for public purposes. 1654 01:39:16,325 --> 01:39:19,567 And you don't need the donor's consent to do that. 1655 01:39:20,163 --> 01:39:21,949 The problem we have is that 1656 01:39:22,039 --> 01:39:25,247 none of the pieces of the system are working today. 1657 01:39:25,334 --> 01:39:28,747 You have regulators like the federal election commission 1658 01:39:28,838 --> 01:39:30,749 that don't have a quorum, can't meet, 1659 01:39:30,840 --> 01:39:33,707 and when they do, they disagree on what the law is. 1660 01:39:33,801 --> 01:39:37,510 You have congress deadlocked, so it can't rewrite the laws. 1661 01:39:37,597 --> 01:39:43,137 You have the supreme court that thinks almost nothing is corrupt 1662 01:39:43,227 --> 01:39:47,561 and that citizens won't think the sale of access... 1663 01:39:47,648 --> 01:39:53,063 What the court calls ingratiation in return for giving money to candidates... 1664 01:39:53,154 --> 01:39:54,394 Is a problem. 1665 01:39:54,489 --> 01:39:55,729 So, to sum up, 1666 01:39:55,823 --> 01:39:58,735 we currently have hundreds of millions to billions of dollars 1667 01:39:58,826 --> 01:40:00,862 that is untraceable, 1668 01:40:01,621 --> 01:40:04,033 that can pour into groups 1669 01:40:04,123 --> 01:40:07,081 that are actually coordinating with candidates 1670 01:40:07,168 --> 01:40:10,035 who end up having to spend a good amount of their time 1671 01:40:10,129 --> 01:40:14,714 raising more and more money to keep up with the arms race that is occurring. 1672 01:40:14,800 --> 01:40:19,134 Uh, the money continues to pour in and corrupt 1673 01:40:19,222 --> 01:40:23,135 not just where they spend their time and how they spend their time, 1674 01:40:23,226 --> 01:40:27,310 but on the types of legislation that they would even bring to the fore. 1675 01:40:27,730 --> 01:40:33,600 And the one group that would be charged with regulating this spigot, 1676 01:40:33,694 --> 01:40:37,903 uh, doesn't meet 'cause there aren't enough of them. 1677 01:40:38,324 --> 01:40:39,439 Yes. 1678 01:40:43,454 --> 01:40:45,285 I realize that's not helpful to you, but... 1679 01:40:45,373 --> 01:40:47,034 It is very helpful. Thank you. 1680 01:40:48,543 --> 01:40:51,330 > Your mess is mine » 1681 01:40:54,632 --> 01:40:57,214 > your mess is mine »