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Check the artline.

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Are you hyperventilating
the patient?

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MALE NURSE:
No, doctor.

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[MONITOR BEEPING]

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Ready the bone wax.
Metzenbaum scissors.

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FEMALE NURSE:
Metzenbaum scissors.

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[CAT MEOWS]

8
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Get that cat out of here.

9
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MALE NURSE:
Yes, sir.

10
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Ready to close. Remove
the Weitlander retractor.

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FEMALE NURSE:
We're closing, doctor.

12
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Remove the Raney clip,
for god's sake.

13
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OLSEN: I appreciate
your letting me

14
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observe that
brain operation today.

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MICHAEL: It would've
been more complicated

16
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if he'd needed one,

17
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but since you wanted to
observe my technique, I--

18
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that was very nice of you.
Doctor, were you, uh,

19
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were you interested
in science as a child?

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I don't know
if I was interested

21
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so much in the science

22
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as I was the slime
that goes along with it.

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Snakes and frogs.

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When I saw how slimy
the human brain was, I...

25
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I knew that's what
I wanted to do

26
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with the rest
of my life.

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What's the matter,
Timon?

28
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I thought
you liked fish.

29
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They taste funny.

30
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Really? It's fresh.

31
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It came right out
of that tank.

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[UTENSIL DROPS,
DOG WHIMPERS]

33
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You hooked my angel fish?!

34
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Why do you do
these terrible things?

35
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Because I love
to see those veins

36
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in your temple throb.

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You--you--
[Growls]

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[GROWLS]

39
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I'll kill you.

40
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Look here,
you devil woman,

41
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you'll never do this
to another man!

42
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Oh, yes, I will.
I'll do it,

43
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and I'll do it,
and I'll do it again.

44
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Would you read
that back to me?

45
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I'm afraid that
might make me

46
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sound pompous
to your readers.

47
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Uh, "my brilliant research
in brain transplantation

48
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is unsurpassed

49
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and will probably make my name
live beyond eternity."

50
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No, that's all right.

51
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Take out the "probably."

52
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It makes me sound
wishy-washy.

53
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You take your hands off me,
you impotent prune!

54
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Ohh! [GROANS]

55
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[CAT SCREECHES]

56
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[RRREOW]

57
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My Renoir!
I'll kill you!

58
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I get so excited
when you get angry.

59
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It makes me feel
so much closer

60
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to the reading
of the will.

61
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You won't get a penny.

62
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I changed my will
months ago.

63
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You son of a bitch.

64
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Well, I guess I'll
just have to find me

65
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a new man to torture.

66
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Dr. Furrier--

67
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that's...Hfuhruhurr.

68
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I'm sorry.

69
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That's all right.

70
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A lot of people
mispronounce it,

71
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but it sounds just
the way it's spelled.

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H-f-u-h-r-u-h-u-r-r.
Hfuhruhurr.

73
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Hfuhruhurr-rur.

74
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That's good. You just went
a little past it there.

75
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Just put the brakes on
a little sooner.

76
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Doctor, I, uh...
I know you were quite shaken

77
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by the tragic death
of your wife.

78
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Oh, I couldn't talk
about it for a long while,

79
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but...time passes by,
and I can handle it now.

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Her name was Rebecca.

81
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Why?! Why?! Why?! Why?!

82
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Is ookims having
a massive heart attack?

83
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What a shame, with me
so young and hot!

84
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Pom-pom!

85
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[DOG BARKING]

86
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Rip her throat out!

87
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Aah!

88
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[DOG WHIMPERING]

89
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Why?! Why?! Why?!
Why?! Why?! Why?!

90
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Dr. Furrier!

91
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Hfuhruhurr!

92
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I'm sorry.

93
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She was...

94
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Everything.

95
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Is that her?

96
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No. That's just
a statue of her.

97
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Our gardener Ramon,
he...

98
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He made that
for me after she...

99
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I love the way
her head moves.

100
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She almost looks...
Alive.

101
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Watch out!

102
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Bye-bye!

103
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[DOG BARKING]

104
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An angel.

105
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Little girl?

106
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Yes, sir?

107
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I want you to do something
very important, all right?

108
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Ok.

109
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I want you to run home,
and I want you to call the E.R.

110
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Of North Bank General Hospital,
932-1000.

111
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Tell them to set up O.R. 6
immediately

112
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and contact anesthesiologist
Isadore Tourick,

113
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472-2112, beep 12.

114
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Have them send an ambulance
with a paramedic crew,

115
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light I.V., D-5 and W, KVO.
You got it?

116
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E.R., North Bank
General Hospital,

117
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932-1000.

118
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Set up O.R. 6,

119
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contact anesthesiologistIisadore Tourick,

120
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472-2112, beep 12.

121
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Ambulance with paramedics
and light I.V.,

122
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D-5 and W, KVO.

123
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That's good.

124
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Sounds like a subdural
hematoma to me.

125
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Oh, it does, does it?

126
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Well, it's not your job
to diagnose.

127
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But I thought--

128
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You thought! You thought!
Just go!

129
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Three years of nursery school,
and you think you know it all!

130
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Well, you're still wet
behind the ears.

131
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It's not a subdural hematoma!
It's epidural! Hah!

132
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Goddamn,
that makes me mad.

133
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]

134
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I don't find this amusing,
Garrero!

135
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This is a better story
than I ever hoped for.

136
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Beautiful woman
gets hit by a car

137
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and needs brain surgery,
and the man who hits her

138
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is the world's greatest
brain surgeon

139
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who operates on her
and saves her life.

140
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If I save her life,
Olsen. If.

141
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You wanted to see me,
Dr. Brandon?

142
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Ah, yes, Michael.

143
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This operation that
you're about to perform,

144
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I feel,
is very ill-advised.

145
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No surgeon should ever
operate on a patient

146
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that he has personally
injured.

147
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It would make him
too emotionally involved.

148
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Don't you think
I'm aware of that?

149
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But there's only one
other person I'd trust

150
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to perform this
operation--Beckerman.

151
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Dr. Beckerman was murdered
in Europe. You know that.

152
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Exactly!

153
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Not only is he dead,
he's 6,000 miles away.

154
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What is that?

155
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[WHISPERING]
It's a vagina.

156
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I know what it is.

157
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I mean
what are you doing?

158
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Shaving her.

159
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This is
a brain operation.

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I know.

161
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What's that supposed
to be, a heart?

162
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Yes, sir.
Clive and I thought

163
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that since it's
Valentine's day that--

164
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[CLICKING TONGUE]

165
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You don't have to
shave her anywhere.

166
00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,608
We'll be using
my cranial screwtop

167
00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,110
method of entry
into the brain.

168
00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,153
Fine. Yes, sir.

169
00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,113
I never want
to see that again.

170
00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:11,657
I suppose
if it were Christmas,

171
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you'd hang ornaments
on it.

172
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[MONITOR BEEPING]

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MICHAEL: Forceps.

174
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Metzenbaum scissors.

175
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10-blade scalpel.

176
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FEMALE NURSE:
10-blade.

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Sponge stick.

178
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Give me a little sweat
on my upper lip.

179
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Remove sweat.

180
00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:03,375
Cover her breasts.
I'm a man, flesh and blood.

181
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,630
[MEOW]

182
00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:08,881
Michael: SCAT!

183
00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:09,882
[RREOW]

184
00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,092
Damn!
The cats around here.

185
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,428
Cranial screwtop.

186
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,195
Now all we can do is wait.

187
00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,363
Yes.

188
00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,168
Where am I?

189
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,547
In a hospital.
You've had an accident.

190
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:50,714
Oh.

191
00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,260
I hope I haven't
caused any trouble.

192
00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:55,553
MICHAEL: Oh, no.

193
00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:57,805
DOLORES:
I'm so tired.

194
00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,557
Shh shh shh shh.

195
00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:00,474
Who are you?

196
00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,935
Oh,
I'm--I'm your doctor.

197
00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:04,019
I want--

198
00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,063
Oh, don't--
don't try and talk.

199
00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:14,530
NURSE: Doctor.

200
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:15,406
Huh?

201
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:19,285
You're wanted in O.R. 6
in 5 minutes.

202
00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:20,160
Thank you.

203
00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:24,790
Ohh. Continue
the dilantin I.V.

204
00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,112
What a skull.

205
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,618
Ohh.

206
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,912
Boy, would I like
to jump on those bones.

207
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:06,457
Rebecca.

208
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,878
I can't help
comparing her to you.

209
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,671
She has a behind so sexy

210
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,423
you'd like to eat lunch
off it.

211
00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,885
Just like we did,
remember?

212
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,304
Rebecca.

213
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,307
I've had the top
of her head off,

214
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,892
but that's as far
as it went.

215
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,604
I promise I'll never recite
our favorite poem

216
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,064
to anyone but you.

217
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,359
<i>In Dilman's Grove.</i>

218
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,780
"In Dilman's Grove,
my love did die,

219
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,949
"and now in ground,
she'll ever lie.

220
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,037
"None could e'er
replace her visage,

221
00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,373
"until your face

222
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,750
"brought thoughts
of kissage."

223
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:05,599
Nurse.

224
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,559
Good.
I'm glad you're here.

225
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:08,686
Make a note.

226
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,105
Right arm grip strength
very good.

227
00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:14,983
Left arm's--there's
just no improvement.

228
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:22,950
MICHAEL: I went out
and got you a little present.

229
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,665
<i>The Complete Poems
of John Lilyson.</i>

230
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,628
"England's greatest
one-armed poet"?

231
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,463
He wrote
<i>In Dilman's Grove</i>

232
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,465
and <i>Pointy Birds.</i>

233
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,259
I--

234
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,098
"Oh, pointy birds,

235
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,766
"Oh, pointy, pointy,

236
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:49,935
"anoint my head,

237
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:51,937
"anointy, 'nointy."

238
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,523
He died in 1894.

239
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,443
He was the first person
ever to be hit by a car.

240
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,238
To think you were
almost killed by a car.

241
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,531
Michael.

242
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:05,284
That's all over now.

243
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,621
That man you ran away
from that night...

244
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,707
Poor old Mr. Creswell.

245
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,545
It was all my fault,
in a way.

246
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,967
I never should have
gone there alone.

247
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,386
I guess I'm just
too trusting.

248
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,972
Oh, poor little bird.

249
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:27,973
[BED MOTOR RUNNING]

250
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,308
So fragile.

251
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,518
So naive.

252
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,104
So childlike.

253
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,272
So shy.

254
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,816
So chaste.

255
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,360
So innocent.

256
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:44,990
Rebecca.

257
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,158
If there's anything wrong

258
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,076
with my feelings
for Dolores,

259
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:49,995
just give me a sign.

260
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,372
Rebecca: NO!

261
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:55,542
No!

262
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,503
No!

263
00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,254
No!

264
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,173
No!

265
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,841
No!

266
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,510
No!

267
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,720
No!

268
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,222
No!

269
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:09,890
No!

270
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,725
No!

271
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,310
No!

272
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,729
Just any kind of sign.

273
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,440
I'll keep on the lookout
for it.

274
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:22,236
Meanwhile, I'll just
put you in the closet.

275
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,530
In sickness
or in health

276
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,448
till death
do you part?

277
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,033
I do.

278
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:31,453
I now pronounce you
man and wife.

279
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,956
You may
kiss the bride.

280
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,922
Not now.

281
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,846
[DOG BARKING]

282
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:02,568
There it is, darling.
Your new home.

283
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:05,112
The house of Hfuhruhurr.

284
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,074
What are those assholes
doing on the porch?

285
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:12,494
[LAUGHING]
Those aren't assholes.

286
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,913
It's pronounced "azaleas."

287
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,540
[LAUGHS]

288
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,625
I put them there for you.

289
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:21,253
RAMON: Señor.

290
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,755
MICHAEL: No, Ramon.
My wife will not be

291
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,883
entering her new home
in a wheelchair.

292
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:44,526
I want this moment
to last forever.

293
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,616
[BIRDS CHIRPING]

294
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,244
[CLEARS THROAT]
Señor?

295
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,706
Señor, would you like to
eat your breakfast now?

296
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,042
Have you taken enough
photos of the moment

297
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,461
so we can remember
this moment forever?

298
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:03,295
Oh, yes.

299
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,297
And we got them
back already. See?

300
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:06,465
Oh, that's nice.

301
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,051
All right, breakfast.

302
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,969
We'll get cleaned up first.

303
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,807
One of my favorite people
in the world

304
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,976
is about to walk out here.

305
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,437
I'm happy to say he is
still busy making his ...

306
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,314
MICHAEL: Look,
i framed the moment.

307
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,732
Mm-hmm.

308
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,568
TV: He's now about to
unveil his latest picture,

309
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,570
which I hear is just amazing,

310
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,739
Opening on the 21st
of this month--

311
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,824
[MONITOR BEEPING]

312
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:39,414
Yuck.
[CHANGES CHANNEL]

313
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:40,958
Wait. Turn that back.

314
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:41,917
That's
my favorite movie.

315
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,627
That's <i>Donovan's Brain.</i>

316
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,712
And not the slightest
sign of decay?

317
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,048
None. I've never seen
healthier tissue.

318
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,758
It's growing larger
by the day.

319
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,177
It's disgusting.

320
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,805
Brains are so ugly.

321
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,014
No. It's beautiful.

322
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,226
I'm late!

323
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,228
Is that all you're
gonna have for breakfast?

324
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:02,729
It's all
I have time for.

325
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,064
How do you feel?

326
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,983
Oh, I'm fine.

327
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,819
I just...wish I could
get out of this wheelchair

328
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,405
so I could help a little
around the house.

329
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,656
You will.

330
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,241
You just had
a major operation.

331
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,993
It takes time
to recover.

332
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,160
You're gonna be up
and around in no time.

333
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,704
Just be patient.

334
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,583
Dolores? Soon?

335
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,045
Huh?

336
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:30,966
Huh?

337
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,093
[LAUGHS]

338
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,261
[SIGHS]

339
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:55,532
MICHAEL:
Forgot my hat.

340
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:56,825
Ooh! Ohh!

341
00:17:57,035 --> 00:18:00,037
You walked! You walked!
You walked!

342
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,498
I shouldn't
have gotten up,

343
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,000
but I wanted to surprise you

344
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,669
and walk into your arms
tonight when you came home.

345
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,797
You walked! You walked!
You walked!

346
00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:12,799
I love you so much.

347
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,760
Who is that man out there?

348
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,928
Juan.
He works for Ramon.

349
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,889
Oh. He frightened me.

350
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,808
He's just a big,
good-natured bag of muscles.

351
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,227
There's just something about him
that makes me quiver.

352
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:26,229
Is he here often?

353
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,398
Just one day a week.

354
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,691
What day?

355
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,318
Tuesday.

356
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,903
Is he ever alone?

357
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:37,741
I mean, does Ramon ever go off
and leave him here alone?

358
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,409
Sometimes. Why?

359
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:40,786
I'd like to know.

360
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:45,332
Please,
tell Ramon to warn me

361
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,169
when he's gonna leave me
alone with that Juan person.

362
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,713
All right, if that'll
make you feel better.

363
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,924
That'll make me
feel much better.

364
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,718
Frightened little mouse.

365
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:02,849
[LAUGHS]

366
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,226
I'll tell Ramon

367
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,436
to warn her
about Juan.

368
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,064
[DOOR OPENS]

369
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,565
Ramon!

370
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,944
Michael, Michael,
how is married life?

371
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:14,945
I don't know!

372
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:16,947
I'm sorry.
I've been on edge

373
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,406
the last couple
of weeks.

374
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,742
I don't know
what I'm doing.

375
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:21,743
Michael!

376
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:22,744
Aah!

377
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,497
See? That's
a perfect example.

378
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,083
Oh, god, I almost peed
in the scrub basin.

379
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,210
I don't know why
I've been so tense.

380
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,837
Maybe it's your coffee.

381
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,507
No.

382
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,095
When a woman who's just
had major brain surgery

383
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,680
tells you she
has a headache,

384
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:42,764
you've got to listen.

385
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:44,850
Oh.

386
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:46,935
Patience, Michael.

387
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,354
A recently married woman
and an eager young husband--

388
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,565
it won't be long
before you hear her say,

389
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,483
"take me! Take me!"

390
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,442
[HEAVY BREATHING]

391
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,861
DOLORES: Take me.

392
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,615
Take me.

393
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:06,705
Ohh.

394
00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:09,291
Ohh, Juan.

395
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,668
You...

396
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:14,880
You're through!

397
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:16,214
I don't think I am.

398
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:17,299
Not you.

399
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,888
By the way, I fired
Ramon yesterday.

400
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:26,600
Ramon? But Ramon is such
a fine man. What did he do?

401
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:29,853
He came up behind me,
and he grabbed my breasts.

402
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,022
What?

403
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,318
I haven't even
done that yet.

404
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:37,944
I know. I told him that.

405
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:40,447
You told him?

406
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:41,656
He said he had
to measure me

407
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,200
for a new
dashboard ornament.

408
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,785
He told me he had to
measure Rebecca a lot

409
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,746
before he got her right.

410
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,710
Oh, you're upset.

411
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,715
So am I.

412
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,761
I want to be everything
to you Rebecca was.

413
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,726
I want to give you...
Everything she gave you,

414
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,604
do everything she did.

415
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,485
When can you start?

416
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,612
How soon
can you get home?

417
00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:23,990
Well, I have two operations,
but I can do them fast.

418
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,909
They're just
brain operations.

419
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:29,788
Let me get my hat.

420
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:31,414
My briefcase.

421
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:40,131
Could you walk me
to the door?

422
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:46,513
[MONITOR BEEPING]

423
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:49,975
What's he doing?

424
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:53,353
Two brain operations
at the same time.

425
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:54,354
Number 11-blade.

426
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:55,355
11-blade.

427
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,356
10-blade scalpel.

428
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:57,607
10-blade.

429
00:21:57,775 --> 00:21:59,943
Ready the bone wax.
Metzenbaum scissors.

430
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:00,944
Metzenbaum scissors.

431
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:01,945
[CAT MEOWS]

432
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,113
Get that cat
out of here.

433
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,864
- Yes, sir.
- [RRREOW]

434
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,950
We're ready to close.
Cranial screwtops.

435
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,956
Check for stripping.
Take them to S.I.C.U.

436
00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:15,292
- Bravo!
- Bravo!

437
00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:24,217
You're so early.

438
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,510
Yes.

439
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:27,554
Take off your coat.

440
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,182
And your paper hat.

441
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:34,936
I'm chilling
some wine for us.

442
00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:36,187
Why don't you open it?

443
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:37,355
Yes.

444
00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:55,040
[POURING WINE]

445
00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:02,922
Does this
do anything for you?

446
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:04,966
Oh, yes.

447
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,134
Good.

448
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,350
I want our first night
together...

449
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:14,934
To be exciting.

450
00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:16,353
I do, too.

451
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,813
I hope the waiting
hasn't been too hard on you.

452
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:24,569
There's something
I have to tell you.

453
00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:27,697
This fits very snug,

454
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:30,283
and you may have some trouble
getting it off me.

455
00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:33,203
You may have to
tear it off my body.

456
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:36,289
I can tear.
I like tearing.

457
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:42,045
You...man of steel.

458
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,799
[EXHALES]

459
00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:47,550
[MURMURS]

460
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:52,097
I can't wait
till next Thursday.

461
00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:59,145
Today is Monday.

462
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:00,397
I know.

463
00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:03,441
But my headache
should be gone by then.

464
00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:05,902
You don't mind waiting,
do you?

465
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,154
Oh. No.

466
00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:09,989
No, no, no.
Not at all.

467
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,784
I have a little
headache myself.

468
00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:13,993
Maybe I'll take a walk.

469
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,371
It'll do me good.

470
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,834
Where's my hat?
[GASPS]

471
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:22,919
It's...

472
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:24,838
[GLASS BREAKS]

473
00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:27,507
[BIRD CHIRPING]

474
00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:30,844
The breeze feels good.

475
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:33,847
You wanted to see me?

476
00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:37,100
Michael, I'm, uh,
concerned about you.

477
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,727
Really?
What's the concern?

478
00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:40,854
[SLAMS DOOR]

479
00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:44,274
My staff tells me that you've
been a little tense lately.

480
00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:45,358
Tense?

481
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,489
Is that what
they say about me?

482
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:55,368
Michael, even to me,
you seem a little jumpy.

483
00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:56,703
Jumpy?!

484
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:58,037
How are things
at home, Michael?

485
00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:01,207
Great. I'm married to the most
beautiful woman in the world.

486
00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:03,334
How could it be anything
but great?!

487
00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:05,670
It's gonna be even greater!

488
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:07,714
Just as soon as we...

489
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:12,218
Six weeks and you haven't
made love to your wife yet?

490
00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:13,219
No wonder you're tense.

491
00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:17,432
Dr. Brandon, the woman has
just had major brain surgery.

492
00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:19,976
She's had enough
unpleasantness.

493
00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:25,315
I'll have you know that in
the finger-sucking department

494
00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:27,984
I am extremely satisfied.

495
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:34,157
[BANGING]

496
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:35,909
Have you ever been
to Austria, Michael?

497
00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:37,076
No.

498
00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:38,703
The Austrian Institute
of Craniology

499
00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:40,371
has asked many times
for you to lecture there

500
00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:42,415
on your theory
of brain transplants.

501
00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:44,918
Why not
take them up on it?

502
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:48,004
Combine a business trip
with a honeymoon.

503
00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:49,964
Honeymoon.

504
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:53,718
Yeah. I got to do something
to get us started.

505
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:55,053
When are you scheduled

506
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:56,763
to have your hands
removed from your face?

507
00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,181
3:00 this afternoon.

508
00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,724
Then you could do
the Voitlander surgery for me.

509
00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:00,725
Of course!

510
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:03,811
Have to be very careful
with that instant glue.

511
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:04,896
I know.

512
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:06,356
Here's
the Voitlander chart.

513
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:07,899
A honeymoon.

514
00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:10,860
Yeah. Honeymoon!

515
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:32,924
May I help you, sir?

516
00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:34,634
Yes, I'm Dr. Hfuhruhurr.

517
00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:36,344
I believe you're holding
a room for me.

518
00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:42,267
Yes. Would you prefer
a double or twin beds?

519
00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:46,980
A double.

520
00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:49,566
Ah, a double.

521
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,818
Could you send up
a bottle of champagne

522
00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,403
and put a "do not disturb"
on the phone

523
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:56,906
for the next--
um, let's see.

524
00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:59,701
We go in, put our bags down
start kissing,

525
00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:01,619
be about 7 minutes.

526
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,705
Move into the bedroom,
slide my hands over her dress,

527
00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:06,791
I remove her blouse,
maybe 4 or 5 minutes.

528
00:27:07,001 --> 00:27:09,961
Move over to the bed,
rub each inner thigh,

529
00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:11,754
that would be
4 minutes each,

530
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,007
so I figure 25 minutes
of foreplay in general...

531
00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:15,592
[MOANS]

532
00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:21,055
Do you call oral sex
foreplay or actual sex?

533
00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:24,142
Doesn't matter.
I'd like to do it twice,

534
00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:26,102
so at least 3 hours,
all right?

535
00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:28,605
3 hours?!

536
00:27:29,023 --> 00:27:30,481
-Yes, sir.
-[DING]

537
00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:36,696
Take Mrs. Hfuhruhurr and
that lucky son of a bitch

538
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,906
up to suite 729.

539
00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:40,491
Yes, sir.

540
00:27:40,701 --> 00:27:42,577
[WATCH TICKING]

541
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,039
I never in
my wildest imagination

542
00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:48,041
ever thought it
could be like that.

543
00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,962
It was the most exciting
sexual encounter--

544
00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:55,006
without actually
having it--

545
00:27:57,134 --> 00:28:00,511
that I ever almost had.

546
00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:12,440
Doctor, I'm
Dr. Felix Conrad.

547
00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:13,858
I'll be escorting you
to the lecture hall.

548
00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:15,360
Did you just step off
that elevator?

549
00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:16,694
There was no operator.

550
00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:18,571
They're all afraid.

551
00:28:18,781 --> 00:28:20,406
You haven't heard about
Vienna's Elevator Killer?

552
00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:21,866
Elevator Killer?

553
00:28:22,076 --> 00:28:24,160
People have been getting
on elevators on one floor

554
00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:27,038
only to arrive at
another floor dead.

555
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:29,040
Like Beckerman.

556
00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:31,209
<i>Ja.</i> Dr. Schlermie
Beckerman.

557
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,336
A brilliant
brain surgeon.

558
00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:34,921
One of
your colleagues.

559
00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:37,173
It was a great loss.

560
00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:38,466
I'm thankful
you're all right.

561
00:28:38,676 --> 00:28:40,009
The academy
is looking forward

562
00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:41,678
to hearing you
lecture this morning.

563
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,388
I hope I don't ruffle
any feathers.

564
00:28:43,597 --> 00:28:46,057
My speech might be a little
radical for the old guard.

565
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:48,101
[CHUCKLES] It would
take quite a bit

566
00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:50,269
to shock
any of this crowd.

567
00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:53,064
Ladies and gentlemen,
I can envision a day

568
00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:55,525
when the brains
of brilliant men

569
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:58,736
can be kept alive in
the bodies of dumb people.

570
00:28:58,946 --> 00:29:00,822
[MURMURING]

571
00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:04,575
What are they saying?

572
00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:06,994
They're just saying
"murmur murmur murmur."

573
00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:09,497
It's just sort of
a general murmur?

574
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:11,249
Yeah. Murmur.

575
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,250
Oh.

576
00:29:14,169 --> 00:29:15,461
You may murmur
all you like--

577
00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:17,672
[LOUD MURMURING]

578
00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:18,840
[STOPS]

579
00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:20,925
But to make
transplantation possible

580
00:29:21,135 --> 00:29:23,761
I have recently invented
the cranial screwtop method

581
00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:26,723
of entry into the brain
whereby a large section

582
00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:31,018
can be unscrewed without
having to shave the head.

583
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,105
And as a safety feature,
I've made it childproof.

584
00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:37,817
To open, you push down
while turning...

585
00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:43,698
And voila,
the human brain.

586
00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:46,868
[LOUD MURMURING]

587
00:29:51,874 --> 00:29:53,166
Where is
this man's brain?

588
00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:56,085
Stolen! It's the fourth
incident this month.

589
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:58,963
I wish to apologize to
our American colleague.

590
00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:01,507
This demonstration
is now concluded.

591
00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:04,177
[LOUD MURMURING]

592
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:12,143
Dr. Hmfhruhrr?

593
00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:13,811
It's close. Yes?

594
00:30:14,021 --> 00:30:16,397
I'm Dr. Alfred Necessiter.

595
00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:21,152
Well, well, well.
Dr. Alfred Necessiter.

596
00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:23,029
Would you like a drink?

597
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,406
A drink would be
interesting.

598
00:30:26,909 --> 00:30:28,326
I enjoyed
your lecture today.

599
00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:31,662
What lecture? They gave me
a head with 3 lemons in it.

600
00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:32,872
That's why
I enjoyed it so much.

601
00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:34,791
I didn't have to hear your
brilliant but old-fashioned

602
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,667
theories on the human brain.

603
00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:38,920
What do you mean,
"old-fashioned"?

604
00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:41,881
I'm the most advanced
brain man working today.

605
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,341
I don't think so.

606
00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:47,345
Read this article.
Look at the underlined part.

607
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:51,724
And look at this. Read
the caption under the photo.

608
00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:57,063
And these--
<i>Newsweek, Time, Cosmo.</i>

609
00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:58,481
<i>National Enquirer--</i>

610
00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:00,441
Dolly Parton wants
to have my baby.

611
00:31:00,651 --> 00:31:02,109
Don't tell me
I'm old-fashioned.

612
00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:04,111
I didn't mean
to upset you, doctor!

613
00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:06,322
You're the most brilliant
brain man working today.

614
00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:09,033
That's why I'm most anxious
to share my work with you.

615
00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:11,536
It seems you're the one person
in the entire universe

616
00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:12,912
who might understand it.

617
00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:15,081
And I agree with what
you said here.

618
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,544
"My brilliant research
in brain transplantation

619
00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:22,547
is unsurpassed and will
probably make my name

620
00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:24,715
live beyond eternity."

621
00:31:26,677 --> 00:31:29,053
I told him to take out
the "probably."

622
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:31,848
My laboratory
is set up in my home.

623
00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:34,016
If you have a moment,
I could show you my work.

624
00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:36,060
When?

625
00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:37,186
Now!

626
00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:40,064
All right.

627
00:31:40,274 --> 00:31:42,733
I can't believe they didn't
take out the "probably."

628
00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:45,570
You know, that photograph
doesn't do you justice.

629
00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,166
Well, hello.

630
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:02,003
I didn't expect
to see you here.

631
00:32:02,212 --> 00:32:05,214
Ow! Oh, you dirty...

632
00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:15,182
NECESSITER:
What's the matter?

633
00:32:15,392 --> 00:32:16,726
You'll have to forgive me.

634
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:20,062
Being in Austria and meeting
a scientist with your interests,

635
00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:24,025
I half expected your laboratory
to be in a castle, not a condo.

636
00:32:25,027 --> 00:32:27,778
You mean...like this?

637
00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,155
Yeah.
That's more like it.

638
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:32,241
Jesus.

639
00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:37,163
This is extraordinary.

640
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:40,666
From the outside,
it does not look this roomy.

641
00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:43,002
I had a good decorator.
My wife.

642
00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:45,588
It's amazing what she did
with a few throw pillows,

643
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,882
some wallpaper,
and a staple gun.

644
00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:49,425
Leapin' lizards.

645
00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:50,343
Yes. We have those.

646
00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:52,011
[SQUEAKING]

647
00:32:53,931 --> 00:32:54,931
Moat with alligator...

648
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,392
Here's our small
entrance hall.

649
00:32:59,269 --> 00:33:00,353
Do you have enough
closet space?

650
00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:01,270
There never is.

651
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,606
No. They fill up
so fast.

652
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:04,941
This is the TV room.

653
00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:07,234
Oh, I love the way
it's so dreary.

654
00:33:07,611 --> 00:33:08,819
This, doctor...

655
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,614
is my laboratory.

656
00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:19,163
Brains.

657
00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:23,751
I've never seen so many brains
out of their heads before.

658
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:27,922
Feel like a kid
in a candy store.

659
00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:30,049
Don't touch it!

660
00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:32,051
Why?

661
00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:34,762
They're alive.

662
00:33:37,391 --> 00:33:38,766
Alive.

663
00:33:42,104 --> 00:33:45,773
But there's no wires or tubes
or that "bzz" thing.

664
00:33:45,983 --> 00:33:47,274
How are they kept alive?

665
00:33:47,484 --> 00:33:49,360
With a special fluid
I developed.

666
00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:57,743
Why do you have
all these brains?

667
00:33:57,953 --> 00:34:01,163
My vision is
to be able to take

668
00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:04,458
the thoughts and data
from a dying brain

669
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:07,169
and transfer them
into another body

670
00:34:07,963 --> 00:34:10,965
without opening
the skull.

671
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:15,761
Would you care
for a drink?

672
00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:18,014
Please.

673
00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:19,265
What would you like?

674
00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:20,850
A Tahitian Lady.

675
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,601
Right-o.

676
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:23,978
Flaming?

677
00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:26,897
Oh, no, no.
That's for tourists.

678
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,566
Where do you get
your brains?

679
00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:29,859
The city morgue.

680
00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:32,069
For a nice tip they send
me brains from bodies

681
00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:34,113
that have died
in the right way.

682
00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:36,991
What is the right way
for a body to die?

683
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,785
For my purpose,
an injection of 200 CCs

684
00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:41,787
of ammoniated
strychnoclorahype

685
00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:43,247
into the buttocks,

686
00:34:43,832 --> 00:34:46,459
causing the brain
to die last.

687
00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:48,794
Thank you.

688
00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:51,505
Ammoniated strych--
that's window cleaner.

689
00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:53,883
That's the exact ingredients
in window cleaner.

690
00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:54,842
Yes.

691
00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:03,934
And who does the injecting,
Dr. Necessiter, you?

692
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,437
Good lord, no.

693
00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:09,023
It's the Elevator Killer,
bless his heart.

694
00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:12,109
You're condoning murder,
aren't you, Dr. Necessiter?

695
00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:14,570
As long at it's happening,
I'm happy to accept it.

696
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,322
The only time we doctors
should accept death

697
00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:18,616
is when it's caused
by our own incompetence.

698
00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:21,368
Nonsense! If the murder
of 12 innocent people

699
00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:24,246
can save one human life,
it will have been worth it.

700
00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:26,373
Worth it?
You're condoning murder!

701
00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:28,334
I'm not condoning
murder, sir!

702
00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:30,544
WOMAN:
Shut up in there!

703
00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:32,213
Research and murder
do not go together!

704
00:35:32,214 --> 00:35:33,964
And you shut up!

705
00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:36,050
With your TV
blaring all night

706
00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:39,303
and your six grandchildren
running down the halls!

707
00:35:39,513 --> 00:35:41,055
[WOMAN SHOUTS IN GERMAN]

708
00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:44,058
I'm sorry, doctor.
These walls look solid,

709
00:35:44,267 --> 00:35:46,602
but they're thin
as tissue paper.

710
00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:48,562
That's typical
for a condo.

711
00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:52,858
Now, let me show you

712
00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:55,361
how far I've progressed
with my experiments.

713
00:35:56,446 --> 00:35:58,155
You knew
a Schlermie Beckerman?

714
00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:00,199
You've got Schlermie
in one of those jars

715
00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:01,659
like so much marmalade?

716
00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:05,454
No! He isn't in a jar!
He's walking and talking.

717
00:36:05,622 --> 00:36:06,997
That's impossible.

718
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,666
I saw photos
of the body.

719
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,543
It is possible.

720
00:36:12,254 --> 00:36:13,796
I must warn you, doctor...

721
00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:16,715
What you are about to see...

722
00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:21,220
Might strike you as
the most incredible, awesome--

723
00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:22,638
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

724
00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:24,348
Excuse me.

725
00:36:24,558 --> 00:36:25,683
Incredible,
awesome what?

726
00:36:25,892 --> 00:36:27,560
Just a minute.
Hello? Yes?

727
00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:29,937
I'll be there immediately.
Thank you.

728
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,313
What was
that awesome thing?

729
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,566
I must leave now.
I have a new brain to pick.

730
00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:34,859
The Elevator Killer
has struck again.

731
00:36:35,068 --> 00:36:37,319
What about Beckerman
and incredible?

732
00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:40,239
Come for dinner tonight
and bring Mrs. Furrear.

733
00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:41,615
- Hfuhruhurr.
- Hfuhruhurr.

734
00:36:41,825 --> 00:36:43,993
8:00. You can let
yourself out.

735
00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:13,606
Now, if you will
just turn around.

736
00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:20,779
Und lift your robe.

737
00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:33,000
<i>Ja.</i>

738
00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:51,435
MICHAEL:
Hi. What's going on?

739
00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:52,728
Don't interfere.

740
00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:57,024
He's paying me $15,000
just to touch my behind.

741
00:37:58,735 --> 00:38:00,069
You! Get outta here!

742
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,070
Please, forgive--

743
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,488
Get out!

744
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,991
This kind of thing
could ruin our marriage.

745
00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:09,286
Why? Because you
don't want me to work?

746
00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:12,122
Earn my own money?
Have my own career?

747
00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:13,958
You call this a career?

748
00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:17,294
Oh, I've made those veins
in your temple throb.

749
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:18,796
Oh, I love that.

750
00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:22,341
Ha ha ha!

751
00:38:24,177 --> 00:38:26,762
Dolores, our marriage
lies broken on the floor

752
00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:29,556
like the shards of glass
on our honeymoon suite!

753
00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:33,686
Aah! Oh! 19th century
Indian rubber vase, eh?

754
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:38,148
Dolores, I am making
a citizen's divorce.

755
00:38:38,358 --> 00:38:39,358
What?

756
00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:41,235
By the powers
vested in me,

757
00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:46,407
I hereby declare our
marriage null and void!

758
00:38:46,616 --> 00:38:48,409
<i>E pluribus unum!</i>

759
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,120
[DOORBELL RINGS]

760
00:38:52,914 --> 00:38:53,998
<i>Jawohl?</i>

761
00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:56,250
I'm Dr. Hfuhruhurr.

762
00:38:56,459 --> 00:39:00,337
Dr. Hfurrrr--oh, <i>ja.</i>

763
00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:03,465
You and your wife
are expected for dinner.

764
00:39:03,717 --> 00:39:05,426
My wife won't be coming.

765
00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:06,927
Oh. I trust
she is not ill.

766
00:39:07,137 --> 00:39:10,180
She's not ill.
She's a cheap, vulgar slut!

767
00:39:10,432 --> 00:39:12,057
<i>Ja,</i> I've heard this.

768
00:39:12,309 --> 00:39:13,976
[GROWLS]

769
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,437
Dr. Hfuhruhurr, please.

770
00:39:16,646 --> 00:39:20,065
No, I'm sorry, he's not in.
This is Mrs. Hfurrr...ff.

771
00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:22,526
I'm James Gladstone,
calling from New York.

772
00:39:22,736 --> 00:39:23,360
I'm the attorney

773
00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:26,822
for Dr. Hfuhruhurr's
step-grandmother.

774
00:39:27,073 --> 00:39:29,158
I wanted to inform
the doctor of her passing.

775
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:30,534
Passing what?

776
00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:32,494
She was cremated
this afternoon.

777
00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:35,164
We need the doctor's
signature on some documents

778
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,791
before we release
his share of the estate.

779
00:39:40,295 --> 00:39:41,295
Um...

780
00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:44,757
How big is the estate?

781
00:40:02,484 --> 00:40:03,484
Rebecca...

782
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:08,322
Why didn't you
give me a sign?

783
00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:14,286
[SIGHS]
I miss you.

784
00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:17,206
The fun we had.

785
00:40:24,381 --> 00:40:25,506
Remember our song?

786
00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:28,384
♪ If you like-a me ♪

787
00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:31,053
♪ Like I like-a you ♪

788
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:35,224
♪ And we like-a both
the same ♪

789
00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:39,895
♪ I like-a say,
this very day ♪

790
00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:44,191
♪ I like-a change
your name ♪

791
00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:47,152
♪ 'Cause I love-a you ♪

792
00:40:47,404 --> 00:40:49,571
WOMAN:
♪ And love-a you true ♪

793
00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:54,660
BOTH:
♪ And if you would love-a me ♪

794
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,413
♪ One live as two ♪

795
00:40:57,622 --> 00:40:59,873
♪ Two live as one ♪

796
00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:03,001
♪ Under the bamboo tree ♪

797
00:41:04,546 --> 00:41:08,006
WOMAN: ♪ And every morning
he would be ♪

798
00:41:08,216 --> 00:41:12,428
♪ Down underneath
the bamboo tree ♪

799
00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:16,557
♪ Awaiting there
his love to see ♪

800
00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:19,852
♪ And to her he'd sing... ♪

801
00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,444
♪ If you like-a me ♪

802
00:41:28,653 --> 00:41:30,737
BOTH:
♪ Like I like-a you ♪

803
00:41:30,947 --> 00:41:34,908
♪ And we like-a
both the same ♪

804
00:41:35,118 --> 00:41:38,412
♪ I like-a say,
this very day... ♪

805
00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:40,372
Mrs. Necessiter?

806
00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:43,459
♪ I like-a change
your name ♪

807
00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:46,044
♪ 'Cause I love-a you ♪

808
00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:48,297
♪ And love-a you true ♪

809
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:52,259
♪ And if you love-a me ♪

810
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,429
♪ One live as two ♪

811
00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:57,973
♪ Two live as one ♪

812
00:41:58,183 --> 00:42:01,268
♪ Under the bamboo tree ♪

813
00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:06,398
Hello?

814
00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:08,609
Hello?

815
00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:12,738
Is this a joke?

816
00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:13,739
What?

817
00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:15,616
Is this a joke?

818
00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:19,077
Who are you?
What's happening?

819
00:42:20,205 --> 00:42:21,747
I don't know.

820
00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:24,166
Who are you?

821
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,418
Dr. Michael
Hfuhruhurr.

822
00:42:26,628 --> 00:42:28,378
Dr. Hfuhruhurr?

823
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:31,340
My god.

824
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:32,925
What?

825
00:42:33,134 --> 00:42:37,721
You're the first...object
that ever pronounced it right.

826
00:42:37,931 --> 00:42:39,681
How else could you
pronounce it?

827
00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:43,393
H-f-u-h-r-u-h-u-r-r,
isn't it?

828
00:42:43,937 --> 00:42:45,187
Yes!

829
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:48,232
Who are you?

830
00:42:48,441 --> 00:42:52,194
Anne. Anne Uumellmahaye.

831
00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:57,616
U-u-m-e-l-l-m-a-h-a-y-e?
Uumellmahaye?

832
00:42:57,825 --> 00:43:01,203
Yes. Where am I?
It's so dark.

833
00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:03,080
In a doctor's laboratory.

834
00:43:03,957 --> 00:43:05,415
Am I all right?

835
00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:10,128
Um...not really.

836
00:43:11,548 --> 00:43:14,633
Will I be able to play
the piano again?

837
00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:20,097
Um, I would think--no.

838
00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:23,350
Why did you call me
an object?

839
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:24,685
I'm sorry.

840
00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:29,273
I didn't know
what else to call you.

841
00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:31,567
Why?

842
00:43:33,194 --> 00:43:34,403
You don't know?

843
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:36,405
No, I don't.

844
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,115
Please, tell me.

845
00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:39,700
Well...

846
00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:46,415
Miss Uumellmahaye, it seems
that you have no body.

847
00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:48,083
What happened
to my body?

848
00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:49,918
It's dead. Gone.

849
00:43:51,546 --> 00:43:55,090
You're a disembodied brain
kept alive by a scientist.

850
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:56,800
But we're talking.

851
00:43:57,218 --> 00:44:02,139
I must at least have lips,
a tongue, a throat.

852
00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:04,600
Nothing.
Just a jar.

853
00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:09,021
Oh! Oh!
[SOBS]

854
00:44:09,272 --> 00:44:10,897
Don't cry.

855
00:44:12,233 --> 00:44:13,859
But how can I hear you?

856
00:44:14,527 --> 00:44:16,403
Must be some kind
of telepathy.

857
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,238
What's going
to happen to me?

858
00:44:18,448 --> 00:44:22,951
NECESSITER: Hans told me
you were here. Good, good.

859
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:26,121
Now, let me show you

860
00:44:26,331 --> 00:44:28,415
that experiment
I've been working on.

861
00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:30,459
No! No.

862
00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:32,711
I've got something
more important.

863
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,421
Listen, just listen.

864
00:44:35,256 --> 00:44:36,548
All right, sing.

865
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:41,303
ANNE: ♪ If you like-a me
like I like-a you ♪

866
00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:46,016
♪ And we like-a both
the same ♪

867
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,851
♪ I like-a say... ♪

868
00:44:48,061 --> 00:44:50,437
Have you heard anything
like that in your life?

869
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:51,605
I can't hear
a thing.

870
00:44:52,315 --> 00:44:53,482
Oh, really?

871
00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:54,483
Shh.

872
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:55,734
What were you doing?

873
00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:58,820
I was just working
on my new technique

874
00:44:59,072 --> 00:45:01,031
for walking in corduroy pants

875
00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:04,534
to eliminate the scraping
when your thighs rub together.

876
00:45:04,744 --> 00:45:06,828
That's very
exciting work, doctor.

877
00:45:07,872 --> 00:45:10,540
Now, come on. Let me
show you what I've done

878
00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:12,459
for your friend
Beckerman.

879
00:45:13,586 --> 00:45:14,961
[TOILET FLUSHES]

880
00:45:15,171 --> 00:45:17,130
Whup.
Just one moment.

881
00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:20,092
ANNE: what happened?

882
00:45:21,302 --> 00:45:23,345
No one can hear you
but me.

883
00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:24,846
NECESSITER:
Doctor!

884
00:45:26,391 --> 00:45:27,182
Did you hear that?

885
00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:28,183
No.

886
00:45:29,102 --> 00:45:30,852
You can't hear
anyone but me.

887
00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:32,562
It is some kind
of telepathy.

888
00:45:33,606 --> 00:45:34,773
I'm frightened.

889
00:45:34,982 --> 00:45:37,234
Don't be. Things are never
as bad as they seem.

890
00:45:37,485 --> 00:45:40,737
You still have your...
brain.

891
00:45:40,947 --> 00:45:42,698
Dr. Hfuhruhurr!

892
00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:44,032
I'll be back.

893
00:45:45,034 --> 00:45:46,702
Just stay here.

894
00:45:49,414 --> 00:45:51,331
I believe you know
this gentleman.

895
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,543
Is that
Dr. Beckerman?

896
00:45:55,503 --> 00:45:58,672
Sort of. See,
I've devised a machine

897
00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:01,883
that can transfer the entire
contents of one brain

898
00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:03,427
into another brain.
Understand, of course,

899
00:46:03,636 --> 00:46:05,595
that the brain of a gorilla
is smaller than a human's,

900
00:46:05,847 --> 00:46:08,223
so much of Dr. Beckerman's
vast knowledge

901
00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:09,850
couldn't be accommodated.

902
00:46:10,476 --> 00:46:11,435
Dr. Beckerman?

903
00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:12,811
[GRUNTS]

904
00:46:15,982 --> 00:46:17,107
That's him all right.

905
00:46:18,192 --> 00:46:20,277
We never did like to
shake hands with him.

906
00:46:21,571 --> 00:46:23,071
He must be lonely.

907
00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:25,991
Perhaps soon we'll
find him a companion.

908
00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:27,784
Come, doctor.

909
00:46:33,332 --> 00:46:34,791
Bye.

910
00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:42,174
I'm going up
to pack my clothes.

911
00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:43,550
Can you send the bellman
up in 10 minutes?

912
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:44,634
Yes, sir.

913
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:16,792
"My darling husband,

914
00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:19,127
"by the time you read this
I will be dead.

915
00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:22,923
"My only regret
is that I caused you pain.

916
00:47:23,132 --> 00:47:24,508
"I hope
my insurance money

917
00:47:24,509 --> 00:47:26,259
"brings you
some happiness.

918
00:47:26,469 --> 00:47:29,137
"May I burn in hell for
what I have done to you.

919
00:47:29,305 --> 00:47:30,806
"My broken body
will be lying

920
00:47:31,015 --> 00:47:32,349
"7 floors below.

921
00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:34,559
<i>"Au revoir,</i>

922
00:47:34,769 --> 00:47:35,936
Dolores."

923
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:38,563
DOLORES: Aah!

924
00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:39,773
No!

925
00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:45,946
You're alive!

926
00:47:46,155 --> 00:47:46,822
Yes.

927
00:47:48,491 --> 00:47:49,491
But the scream...

928
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:50,575
I was rehearsing.

929
00:47:52,245 --> 00:47:53,411
Don't come near me.

930
00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:54,871
Why are you
doing this?

931
00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:56,373
Because I'm evil.

932
00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:58,333
You're not evil.
You're sick.

933
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:00,252
Sick?

934
00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:01,628
Yes, from the operation.

935
00:48:01,838 --> 00:48:03,588
Just screw your head on
a little bit tighter.

936
00:48:03,798 --> 00:48:04,923
You can be well.

937
00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:06,716
It's no use, Michael.

938
00:48:06,926 --> 00:48:08,134
I'm no good for you.

939
00:48:08,761 --> 00:48:09,845
And, besides,

940
00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:11,471
you divorced me.

941
00:48:11,681 --> 00:48:13,723
I'm making
a citizen's annulment.

942
00:48:13,933 --> 00:48:16,476
Ipso facto,
coitus interruptus.

943
00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:19,104
I'm coming to get you.

944
00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:20,689
No! Stay where you are.

945
00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:22,941
I can't stand hurting you
anymore, Michael.

946
00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:25,485
Good-bye, my darling.

947
00:48:25,695 --> 00:48:26,570
No!

948
00:48:36,622 --> 00:48:37,414
[SUCTION CUP SOUNDS]

949
00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:44,045
[SQUEEGEE SOUNDS]

950
00:48:44,297 --> 00:48:45,171
[GASPS]

951
00:48:58,811 --> 00:48:59,936
Take my hand.

952
00:49:04,817 --> 00:49:06,359
You're safe
with me now. Aah!

953
00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:09,404
Put your arms
around my neck.

954
00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:17,495
I hope this is strong enough
for the both of us.

955
00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:25,921
Hang on.

956
00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:27,589
Uhh!

957
00:49:27,757 --> 00:49:29,591
[SUCTION CUP SOUNDS]

958
00:49:32,261 --> 00:49:33,219
MICHAEL: Uhh!

959
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:35,472
I don't have
any more saliva.

960
00:49:35,681 --> 00:49:36,723
I need yours.

961
00:49:41,395 --> 00:49:42,479
MICHAEL: Uhh!

962
00:49:43,439 --> 00:49:44,564
You're all right now.

963
00:49:45,608 --> 00:49:46,858
- Oh!
- There.

964
00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:52,113
You're going
to the hospital.

965
00:49:52,323 --> 00:49:53,949
No, Michael, please.

966
00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:56,493
I want to make it up
to you.

967
00:50:00,623 --> 00:50:01,998
When? Thursday?

968
00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:03,583
How about Monday?

969
00:50:04,961 --> 00:50:05,877
Next Monday?

970
00:50:06,128 --> 00:50:06,878
Today, Monday.

971
00:50:07,088 --> 00:50:08,088
Later today?

972
00:50:08,089 --> 00:50:08,922
Now.

973
00:50:09,131 --> 00:50:10,465
Right now or later now?

974
00:50:10,675 --> 00:50:11,675
Now now.

975
00:50:11,884 --> 00:50:13,593
Wow, wow.

976
00:50:37,326 --> 00:50:39,786
Oh, I love
a clean, smooth,

977
00:50:40,246 --> 00:50:41,621
hairless chest.

978
00:50:42,331 --> 00:50:43,581
I mean hairy.

979
00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:44,958
Hairy.

980
00:50:56,303 --> 00:50:58,388
I never knew
it could be like that.

981
00:51:00,725 --> 00:51:02,100
Oh, it was so...

982
00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:04,686
so...

983
00:51:07,023 --> 00:51:08,231
professional.

984
00:51:11,819 --> 00:51:15,405
We are finally united under
the holy laws of matrimony--

985
00:51:16,699 --> 00:51:18,033
in sickness

986
00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:19,784
and in health,

987
00:51:19,994 --> 00:51:20,869
till death--

988
00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:27,250
do us part.

989
00:51:29,754 --> 00:51:30,462
[KISSES]

990
00:51:34,967 --> 00:51:36,051
ANNE: [FAINTLY]
Help!

991
00:51:39,513 --> 00:51:40,305
Help!

992
00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:44,726
Help!

993
00:51:48,731 --> 00:51:49,773
Help!

994
00:51:49,982 --> 00:51:50,857
Help!

995
00:52:05,664 --> 00:52:06,790
[DOORBELL RINGS]

996
00:52:12,588 --> 00:52:14,297
Dr. Hfuhruhurr.

997
00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:15,799
Is Dr. Necessiter in?

998
00:52:16,217 --> 00:52:17,258
No, sir.

999
00:52:17,927 --> 00:52:18,968
May I wait for him?

1000
00:52:19,428 --> 00:52:20,178
Yes.

1001
00:52:23,057 --> 00:52:24,682
[DOORBELL RINGS]

1002
00:52:29,772 --> 00:52:31,981
I meant,
may I wait inside?

1003
00:52:32,191 --> 00:52:33,108
<i>Ja.</i>

1004
00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:38,947
May I wait
in the laboratory?

1005
00:52:39,448 --> 00:52:41,157
Oh, I'm afraid
it's locked, sir,

1006
00:52:41,367 --> 00:52:44,536
but you are welcome
to wait in the den.

1007
00:52:50,084 --> 00:52:52,252
Make yourself
comfortable, sir.

1008
00:52:52,461 --> 00:52:54,754
Perhaps I could
bring you a drink?

1009
00:52:55,631 --> 00:52:57,674
Yes. Uh,
Tahiti Tingle.

1010
00:52:57,925 --> 00:52:58,883
A Tingle.

1011
00:52:59,635 --> 00:53:00,510
And take your time.

1012
00:53:01,387 --> 00:53:02,011
Ah.

1013
00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:07,809
[DOOR CLOSES]

1014
00:53:08,394 --> 00:53:09,269
Damn.

1015
00:53:11,230 --> 00:53:12,939
[STRAINS]

1016
00:53:20,614 --> 00:53:22,657
Aah!

1017
00:53:23,617 --> 00:53:25,034
Are you all right, sir?

1018
00:53:25,244 --> 00:53:26,536
I'm fine.
I'm fine.

1019
00:53:26,745 --> 00:53:28,079
I just leaned
against the door.

1020
00:53:28,247 --> 00:53:30,999
The doors in this condo
are paper-thin.

1021
00:53:33,127 --> 00:53:35,170
Everything today
is made so cheap.

1022
00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:37,463
Here, look at this wall--

1023
00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:40,550
like paper.

1024
00:53:40,759 --> 00:53:42,635
Here is your drink, sir.

1025
00:53:43,387 --> 00:53:44,429
Thank you.

1026
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:46,598
Now can I get you
anything else, doctor?

1027
00:53:46,599 --> 00:53:48,391
I am about to retire.

1028
00:53:48,601 --> 00:53:49,893
Really?
You seem so young.

1029
00:53:51,854 --> 00:53:54,898
No. I mean retire
for the night.

1030
00:53:55,107 --> 00:53:57,025
Oh. Oh, no, thanks,
I'm fine.

1031
00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:59,402
And don't worry
about this.

1032
00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:02,572
I'll have it replaced
in the morning.

1033
00:54:05,701 --> 00:54:07,243
Miss Uumellmahaye?

1034
00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:12,749
Miss Uumellmahaye?

1035
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,042
ANNE: [FAINTLY]
Dr. Hfuhruhurr?

1036
00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:15,293
Miss Uumellmahaye?

1037
00:54:15,544 --> 00:54:17,420
Dr. Hfuhruhurr?

1038
00:54:21,592 --> 00:54:22,634
Dr. Hfuhruhurr.

1039
00:54:25,054 --> 00:54:26,012
MICHAEL: No.

1040
00:54:27,181 --> 00:54:28,223
No.

1041
00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:32,936
Dr. Hfuhruhurr,

1042
00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:34,854
What's happened to me?

1043
00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:39,275
You're a gorilla.

1044
00:54:39,902 --> 00:54:41,569
I don't feel
like a gorilla.

1045
00:54:41,737 --> 00:54:43,655
Well, you sure do
look like one.

1046
00:54:44,907 --> 00:54:46,199
But I--I can't be.

1047
00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:49,118
I can't see or touch...

1048
00:54:49,328 --> 00:54:50,536
Or anything.

1049
00:54:51,664 --> 00:54:53,790
Miss Uumellmahaye?

1050
00:54:56,961 --> 00:54:58,544
Call me Anne.

1051
00:54:59,838 --> 00:55:01,005
Thank god.

1052
00:55:01,215 --> 00:55:02,465
You're still a brain.

1053
00:55:02,675 --> 00:55:03,466
Oops!

1054
00:55:03,676 --> 00:55:04,592
Hey!

1055
00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:07,011
Why did you think
I was a gorilla?

1056
00:55:08,347 --> 00:55:09,681
Because that's what
Dr. Necessiter

1057
00:55:09,932 --> 00:55:11,266
has planned for you.

1058
00:55:12,393 --> 00:55:13,643
But don't worry.

1059
00:55:13,852 --> 00:55:15,353
I have other plans.

1060
00:55:18,607 --> 00:55:20,817
[HUMMING]

1061
00:55:32,788 --> 00:55:34,664
[CONTINUES HUMMING]

1062
00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:52,098
You're in my room now.

1063
00:55:52,850 --> 00:55:54,017
ANNE:
where in your room?

1064
00:55:54,226 --> 00:55:55,101
In a--

1065
00:55:57,646 --> 00:55:59,355
on a gold leaf
Florentine table

1066
00:55:59,565 --> 00:56:00,648
by the window,

1067
00:56:01,483 --> 00:56:02,608
overlooking a garden.

1068
00:56:03,319 --> 00:56:06,070
Oh, I can almost
smell the flowers.

1069
00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:09,532
[SNIFFS] Phew.

1070
00:56:12,077 --> 00:56:13,119
Sleep well, Anne.

1071
00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:15,788
Good night, Michael.

1072
00:56:18,167 --> 00:56:19,125
Good night.

1073
00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:25,590
Mmm.
You getting up?

1074
00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:27,383
Yeah, yeah,
just getting up.

1075
00:56:27,593 --> 00:56:28,551
Ahh.

1076
00:56:29,261 --> 00:56:30,428
I'll order us
some breakfast.

1077
00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:33,348
Yeah. Order me 2 sheets
of bacon and a pillow.

1078
00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:34,432
Hmm?

1079
00:56:38,479 --> 00:56:39,645
Hey, know what
I've been thinking?

1080
00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:41,606
There's no need
to rush home right now.

1081
00:56:41,815 --> 00:56:43,274
I'm due for a sabbatical,

1082
00:56:43,275 --> 00:56:44,192
and there's a lot
of experimentation

1083
00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:45,526
going on in this city--

1084
00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:47,528
a lot of scientists,
a lot of brain research.

1085
00:56:47,738 --> 00:56:48,905
You know, I could go out
and look for a cottage,

1086
00:56:49,114 --> 00:56:50,615
and I could set up
a little laboratory.

1087
00:56:50,824 --> 00:56:51,908
We could be very, very
comfortable there.

1088
00:56:52,117 --> 00:56:53,451
What do you think
of an idea like that?

1089
00:56:53,660 --> 00:56:55,995
You think I should go out
and look for one right now?

1090
00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:57,413
Whatever you want.

1091
00:56:57,623 --> 00:56:58,790
Do you want me
to go with you?

1092
00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:00,833
No, no, that's not
necessary, really.

1093
00:57:01,043 --> 00:57:01,834
Oh, but I'd love to.

1094
00:57:02,044 --> 00:57:03,086
Oh, it's so much trouble,

1095
00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:04,003
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
The driving

1096
00:57:04,213 --> 00:57:05,505
and the realtors.

1097
00:57:05,714 --> 00:57:06,547
Yes?

1098
00:57:06,757 --> 00:57:07,423
May I take the table?

1099
00:57:07,633 --> 00:57:08,299
Oh, yeah, come on in.

1100
00:57:08,509 --> 00:57:09,384
It's really...

1101
00:57:09,635 --> 00:57:10,468
Ahem.

1102
00:57:11,804 --> 00:57:12,428
Madame.

1103
00:57:12,638 --> 00:57:13,679
Oh, you're right.

1104
00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:15,932
It isn't necessary
for me to go.

1105
00:57:16,141 --> 00:57:16,974
I'd just be in the way.

1106
00:57:17,184 --> 00:57:18,434
It's best.

1107
00:57:19,645 --> 00:57:21,270
I think I'll just

1108
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:22,563
slip...

1109
00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:24,774
out of these clothes

1110
00:57:24,942 --> 00:57:27,485
into a hot bath.

1111
00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:28,778
That's great.

1112
00:57:28,987 --> 00:57:29,987
That's great.

1113
00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:31,030
Yep.

1114
00:57:40,541 --> 00:57:42,917
[MISPRONOUNCES] Ahem.
You must be Dr. Hfuhruhurr.

1115
00:57:43,085 --> 00:57:45,169
Hfuhruhurr, yes.

1116
00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:46,379
Can I give you
a hand, sir?

1117
00:57:46,630 --> 00:57:47,338
No, I'm fine.

1118
00:57:47,548 --> 00:57:48,881
What do you have there?

1119
00:57:49,550 --> 00:57:52,135
You have a cute little
kitty cat in there?

1120
00:57:52,344 --> 00:57:53,469
Hello, <i>Katze.</i>

1121
00:57:53,679 --> 00:57:55,138
Peekaboo.
I see you.

1122
00:57:55,347 --> 00:57:56,597
Ah, that's cute--

1123
00:57:56,807 --> 00:57:58,266
all curled up
in the little ball.

1124
00:57:58,434 --> 00:57:59,308
[LAUGHS]

1125
00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:01,436
Oh, you have
no hair. Ohh!

1126
00:58:02,062 --> 00:58:03,062
Sorry. Um...

1127
00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:04,480
I'd like to see the house.

1128
00:58:04,731 --> 00:58:06,065
[CLICKS HEELS]
Sure.

1129
00:58:10,279 --> 00:58:11,320
MICHAEL: guess what?

1130
00:58:11,530 --> 00:58:12,613
I found us a cottage,

1131
00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:13,698
and I think we ought
to go there right away.

1132
00:58:13,907 --> 00:58:15,074
Well, what's the rush?

1133
00:58:15,075 --> 00:58:15,950
Well, I set up
an experiment,

1134
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:17,118
and I told it
I'd be right back.

1135
00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:18,703
Oh, you're dressed.
Good.

1136
00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:25,126
I'll go get the car.

1137
00:58:25,711 --> 00:58:26,502
Let's go!

1138
00:58:29,423 --> 00:58:30,965
DOLORES: why are you
driving so fast?

1139
00:58:31,425 --> 00:58:33,092
I just want to show you
our new home.

1140
00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:35,970
What is this experiment
you're doing?

1141
00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:37,847
Just some boring
brain stuff.

1142
00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:39,348
Oh, you're not going
to have mice and rats

1143
00:58:39,558 --> 00:58:40,391
in the house, are you?

1144
00:58:40,601 --> 00:58:42,310
No, no.
Just some microscopes

1145
00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:44,145
and test tubes
and beakers

1146
00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:46,439
and maybe a brain.

1147
00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:47,732
A brain?

1148
00:58:47,941 --> 00:58:49,066
Just a small 4-pounder.
You'll never see it.

1149
00:58:49,276 --> 00:58:50,193
I'll keep it locked up.

1150
00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:55,948
MICHAEL: Ruth was
the greatest baseball player

1151
00:58:56,158 --> 00:58:57,533
of all time.

1152
00:58:58,785 --> 00:59:00,495
You never saw Ruth play.

1153
00:59:01,121 --> 00:59:02,455
On film, I did.

1154
00:59:02,664 --> 00:59:04,499
Michael, are you
on the phone?

1155
00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:05,750
Uh, yes.

1156
00:59:07,628 --> 00:59:10,129
Well, I'm waiting for you...

1157
00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:11,547
In bed.

1158
00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:14,342
We'll finish this tomorrow.

1159
00:59:14,676 --> 00:59:16,886
Michael,
it was fun tonight.

1160
00:59:17,471 --> 00:59:18,596
It was fun for me, too.

1161
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:29,398
[YAWNS]

1162
00:59:34,863 --> 00:59:35,488
[KISSES]

1163
00:59:41,828 --> 00:59:43,621
Don't you want
to make love?

1164
00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:45,206
Oh, yeah, yeah.

1165
00:59:45,415 --> 00:59:46,791
That'd be great.

1166
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,125
I'll take this off.

1167
00:59:48,377 --> 00:59:50,628
No, no, no. I can--
I can work around it.

1168
00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:57,093
Oh, that feels so...

1169
01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:01,013
Over.

1170
01:00:02,307 --> 01:00:05,309
It just keeps getting
better and better.

1171
01:00:07,854 --> 01:00:08,896
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

1172
01:00:10,524 --> 01:00:11,607
What?

1173
01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:12,692
Are you going to be
in there forever?

1174
01:00:12,901 --> 01:00:15,111
Uh-huh.
I mean, uh, no, no.

1175
01:00:15,112 --> 01:00:17,572
Just another
couple of days.

1176
01:00:17,781 --> 01:00:18,573
Oh.

1177
01:00:19,575 --> 01:00:20,950
Well, I guess
I'll just go to town

1178
01:00:21,159 --> 01:00:22,368
and try and find
something to do.

1179
01:00:22,578 --> 01:00:23,411
Oh, don't go.

1180
01:00:24,329 --> 01:00:25,496
Bye, darling.

1181
01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:29,709
I can spend
the whole day with you.

1182
01:00:31,211 --> 01:00:32,378
Are you busy?

1183
01:00:32,588 --> 01:00:34,380
ANNE: Yes, but I'll
cancel my appointments.

1184
01:00:34,590 --> 01:00:37,758
[SIGHS]
The whole day.

1185
01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:38,926
I don't think
there's a girl

1186
01:00:39,136 --> 01:00:40,595
floating in any jar
anywhere

1187
01:00:40,804 --> 01:00:42,763
who's as happy as I am.

1188
01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:47,685
Oh, Michael,
you do so much for me,

1189
01:00:47,894 --> 01:00:49,478
and I do nothing
for you.

1190
01:00:49,688 --> 01:00:50,771
Are you out of your head?

1191
01:00:52,107 --> 01:00:53,357
I'm sorry.
I forgot.

1192
01:00:54,359 --> 01:00:55,526
As far as I'm concerned,

1193
01:00:55,736 --> 01:00:57,194
you're the most complete
woman I've ever known.

1194
01:00:57,404 --> 01:00:59,530
All my life, I wanted women
with great bodies--

1195
01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:01,324
Women who were 10s.

1196
01:01:02,534 --> 01:01:03,784
And now...

1197
01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:05,661
for the first time,

1198
01:01:05,871 --> 01:01:07,622
I'm aroused by a mind.

1199
01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:09,707
Michael,

1200
01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:11,125
I wish I could kiss you.

1201
01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:12,752
I've been thinking
about that.

1202
01:01:12,961 --> 01:01:14,170
Really?

1203
01:01:14,379 --> 01:01:15,421
Yes, really.

1204
01:01:16,923 --> 01:01:17,882
I, uh...

1205
01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:21,844
I bought you
a pair of wax lips.

1206
01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:28,517
I was going to stick them
on your jar.

1207
01:01:28,727 --> 01:01:29,602
Is that crazy?

1208
01:01:29,853 --> 01:01:30,936
Oh, no.

1209
01:01:31,396 --> 01:01:32,271
Please.

1210
01:01:37,861 --> 01:01:39,320
How do I look?

1211
01:01:56,171 --> 01:01:57,505
- Michael?
- Yes?

1212
01:01:58,215 --> 01:01:59,173
Were you out
on the lake today

1213
01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:00,383
kissing your brain?

1214
01:02:03,303 --> 01:02:03,928
No.

1215
01:02:04,137 --> 01:02:05,304
You didn't take
the rowboat out?

1216
01:02:06,056 --> 01:02:06,681
Funny.

1217
01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:08,265
There was a man
out there,

1218
01:02:08,517 --> 01:02:10,643
looked just like you,
kissing a brain.

1219
01:02:10,852 --> 01:02:12,103
Must've been
somebody else.

1220
01:02:12,312 --> 01:02:13,187
Somebody else?

1221
01:02:13,563 --> 01:02:14,939
How many men are there
around here,

1222
01:02:15,148 --> 01:02:16,732
do you suppose, who look
exactly like you

1223
01:02:16,942 --> 01:02:18,526
and have brains in jars?

1224
01:02:18,694 --> 01:02:20,277
Oh...

1225
01:02:20,278 --> 01:02:22,488
Well, around here,
must be hundreds.

1226
01:02:22,698 --> 01:02:23,864
Oh, stop it, Michael.

1227
01:02:24,408 --> 01:02:25,366
I know there's something
weird going on

1228
01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:26,867
with you and that brain.

1229
01:02:27,035 --> 01:02:27,827
It's not weird.

1230
01:02:28,036 --> 01:02:28,828
It's my work.

1231
01:02:29,037 --> 01:02:30,204
Oh.

1232
01:02:30,372 --> 01:02:33,582
It's your work to kiss
a dead brain?

1233
01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:35,334
She's not dead.
She's alive.

1234
01:02:35,544 --> 01:02:37,128
So, now it's a she!

1235
01:02:37,337 --> 01:02:39,422
You care more about
that brain than you do me.

1236
01:02:39,631 --> 01:02:41,132
Michael, I am your cook,

1237
01:02:41,341 --> 01:02:43,426
your maid, your lover.

1238
01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:45,302
I'm understanding
about your work.

1239
01:02:45,303 --> 01:02:47,179
I almost threw myself out
a window because of you.

1240
01:02:48,432 --> 01:02:49,223
And you,

1241
01:02:49,433 --> 01:02:51,684
you treat me
like a doormat.

1242
01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:53,102
Dolores,

1243
01:02:53,395 --> 01:02:54,687
I'm sorry.
I--I just...

1244
01:02:54,938 --> 01:02:57,022
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

1245
01:02:57,232 --> 01:02:59,442
I didn't realize
what I was doing to you.

1246
01:03:00,444 --> 01:03:01,610
Hello?

1247
01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:02,611
Who?

1248
01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:04,822
Mr. Gladstone?

1249
01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:07,324
What message?

1250
01:03:09,161 --> 01:03:10,202
What?

1251
01:03:12,414 --> 01:03:14,206
Grandma Nooney died?

1252
01:03:20,589 --> 01:03:21,797
No, she didn't tell me.

1253
01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:25,468
How much?

1254
01:03:25,677 --> 01:03:27,094
15 million.

1255
01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:29,805
First thing Monday.

1256
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,229
The day you learned
about my inheritance

1257
01:03:37,439 --> 01:03:39,106
is the day you started
to be nice to me.

1258
01:03:39,316 --> 01:03:40,441
What a coincidence.

1259
01:03:40,734 --> 01:03:43,152
You only stayed around
for the money.

1260
01:03:43,361 --> 01:03:45,863
What other reason
could there possibly be?

1261
01:03:46,323 --> 01:03:47,072
God!

1262
01:03:47,282 --> 01:03:48,991
MICHAEL: It's
citizen's divorce time!

1263
01:03:49,201 --> 01:03:50,534
Final decree!

1264
01:03:56,750 --> 01:03:58,667
Ugh. Son of a bitch.

1265
01:04:08,261 --> 01:04:08,969
Ooh!

1266
01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:14,558
[TICKING]

1267
01:04:16,561 --> 01:04:17,561
ANNE: Help!

1268
01:04:20,899 --> 01:04:21,941
Help!

1269
01:04:25,737 --> 01:04:27,446
Anne?

1270
01:04:27,656 --> 01:04:28,656
ANNE: Help!

1271
01:04:29,908 --> 01:04:30,783
[TICKING]

1272
01:04:30,992 --> 01:04:31,867
Where's my brain?

1273
01:04:32,035 --> 01:04:32,785
How should I know?

1274
01:04:32,994 --> 01:04:34,286
I'm busy.

1275
01:04:34,496 --> 01:04:37,164
I'm cooking <i>cervelle
au beurre noir.</i>

1276
01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:39,166
<i>Cervelle
au beurre noir?</i>

1277
01:04:40,168 --> 01:04:41,377
I know what that is.

1278
01:04:42,087 --> 01:04:44,088
I had that once when I was
in the army in France.

1279
01:04:44,673 --> 01:04:45,756
It was a small café.

1280
01:04:46,174 --> 01:04:47,675
I was young. I was impetuous.
I'd eat anything.

1281
01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:49,134
[SNAPS FINGERS]
<i>Cervelle au beurre noir--</i>

1282
01:04:49,344 --> 01:04:50,719
that's--that's--

1283
01:04:51,805 --> 01:04:54,682
Brains in black butter!

1284
01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:56,600
[LAUGHS]

1285
01:04:56,852 --> 01:04:58,269
Ow! Ooh! Ahh! Ohh!

1286
01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:00,729
OK, Anne.

1287
01:05:00,939 --> 01:05:02,106
Oh, please
say something.

1288
01:05:02,107 --> 01:05:03,691
ANNE: Uhh, I think
I'm all right.

1289
01:05:04,651 --> 01:05:05,484
Count to 10.

1290
01:05:05,694 --> 01:05:07,069
1, 2, 3,

1291
01:05:07,279 --> 01:05:08,737
4, 5, 6,

1292
01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:09,572
7, 8...

1293
01:05:09,781 --> 01:05:10,573
10.

1294
01:05:10,782 --> 01:05:11,991
[BANGS ON SINK]

1295
01:05:13,034 --> 01:05:13,742
You!

1296
01:05:14,452 --> 01:05:16,871
You cooked her 9s.

1297
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:17,913
Out!

1298
01:05:18,123 --> 01:05:19,123
Out of my house!

1299
01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:20,249
Out of my life!

1300
01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:22,293
If you lay one finger
on me, I'll kill you!

1301
01:05:22,502 --> 01:05:23,752
You kill me,
and I'll see

1302
01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:25,504
that you never work
in this town again!

1303
01:05:25,505 --> 01:05:28,382
Nobody's going to keep me
from working in this town!

1304
01:05:29,551 --> 01:05:30,175
Ha!

1305
01:05:32,429 --> 01:05:33,971
Goddamn!

1306
01:05:34,723 --> 01:05:35,514
-Uhh!
-Uhh!

1307
01:05:35,724 --> 01:05:37,099
My balls!

1308
01:05:37,309 --> 01:05:38,392
Ow!

1309
01:05:39,269 --> 01:05:40,436
DOLORES: Ow!

1310
01:05:40,645 --> 01:05:41,854
I'll get you!

1311
01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:43,480
I'll get you for this!

1312
01:05:43,732 --> 01:05:46,984
I'll get you for this,
you nigger-kike-wop!

1313
01:05:47,444 --> 01:05:49,653
Into the mud,
scum queen!

1314
01:05:49,905 --> 01:05:50,529
Aah!

1315
01:05:51,990 --> 01:05:53,824
MICHAEL: You'll never get
a penny of that inheritance.

1316
01:05:54,034 --> 01:05:55,117
First thing Monday,
I'm donating it

1317
01:05:55,327 --> 01:05:57,161
to cranial research
for the poor.

1318
01:05:57,370 --> 01:05:58,537
[SPITS OUT MUD]

1319
01:05:59,247 --> 01:06:00,706
By Monday,

1320
01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:02,750
you'll be dead!

1321
01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:03,751
[DOOR SLAMS]

1322
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:04,919
Anne.

1323
01:06:05,712 --> 01:06:06,587
Anne.

1324
01:06:08,381 --> 01:06:11,133
ANNE: Michael, who did you
call a scum queen?

1325
01:06:12,218 --> 01:06:13,177
Oh...

1326
01:06:13,386 --> 01:06:14,929
Just some scum queen.

1327
01:06:16,056 --> 01:06:17,932
I'm frightened, Michael.

1328
01:06:18,141 --> 01:06:20,517
I feel so strange.

1329
01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:22,853
I feel the world
slipping away.

1330
01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:25,397
If only we could be
together--

1331
01:06:25,607 --> 01:06:27,107
really together.

1332
01:06:28,610 --> 01:06:30,027
We can, darling.

1333
01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:32,446
Oh, we can.

1334
01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:34,031
Dr. Necessiter,

1335
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:35,783
I want to become
a brain.

1336
01:06:36,368 --> 01:06:37,493
What are you
talking about?

1337
01:06:37,702 --> 01:06:39,036
I want you to build
a tank for two.

1338
01:06:39,245 --> 01:06:41,413
I want you to put me in
with Anne Uumellmahaye.

1339
01:06:41,623 --> 01:06:42,748
Anne Uumellma-who?

1340
01:06:42,958 --> 01:06:44,708
Uumellmahaye.

1341
01:06:44,918 --> 01:06:45,918
Brain 21, to you.

1342
01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:48,879
So, you're the one
who stole brain 21.

1343
01:06:49,089 --> 01:06:49,755
Where is it?

1344
01:06:49,965 --> 01:06:51,298
In the trunk of my car.

1345
01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:54,551
I told her it was a box seat
at the Vienna Opera.

1346
01:06:55,512 --> 01:06:56,720
Here are my instruments.

1347
01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:59,598
Do I understand you
correctly?

1348
01:07:00,308 --> 01:07:02,518
You want me to remove
your brain

1349
01:07:02,727 --> 01:07:04,561
and put it in a tank
with number 21?

1350
01:07:04,771 --> 01:07:06,605
Yes! We can
communicate.

1351
01:07:06,856 --> 01:07:07,856
We're in love.

1352
01:07:08,066 --> 01:07:09,233
That's the only way
we can be together.

1353
01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:11,110
Put me in a tank.

1354
01:07:11,945 --> 01:07:13,612
There is an alternative.

1355
01:07:14,781 --> 01:07:16,407
As you know, my research
has advanced to a point

1356
01:07:16,616 --> 01:07:19,410
where I can put her mind
into the body of a gorilla.

1357
01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:23,080
I couldn't fuck
a gorilla.

1358
01:07:23,581 --> 01:07:24,248
Yes, I know,

1359
01:07:24,457 --> 01:07:27,251
but there is one other
alternative--

1360
01:07:27,252 --> 01:07:28,377
a human subject.

1361
01:07:28,628 --> 01:07:29,795
Are you saying you can
place her thoughts

1362
01:07:30,005 --> 01:07:31,130
in another woman's body?

1363
01:07:31,339 --> 01:07:33,632
In the past week,
I've had two near successes.

1364
01:07:33,842 --> 01:07:35,050
What do you mean
near successes?

1365
01:07:35,260 --> 01:07:36,260
In my recovery room

1366
01:07:36,469 --> 01:07:39,304
are two subjects
who do nothing but this...

1367
01:07:39,514 --> 01:07:41,181
[RAZZES]

1368
01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:43,392
But I think I've solved
the problem!

1369
01:07:43,643 --> 01:07:44,727
What kind of life
would that be?

1370
01:07:44,936 --> 01:07:46,061
This is my wife.

1371
01:07:46,271 --> 01:07:47,271
[RAZZES]

1372
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:50,649
Oh, I know her.
She'd hate that.

1373
01:07:50,650 --> 01:07:51,650
I'd rather keep her
in a jar.

1374
01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:53,027
You wouldn't have her
there for long.

1375
01:07:53,987 --> 01:07:54,611
What do you mean?

1376
01:07:54,821 --> 01:07:56,613
It's a miracle
she's still alive.

1377
01:07:56,823 --> 01:07:58,407
She's outlived
every brain I've had.

1378
01:07:58,658 --> 01:08:00,451
You'll be lucky
if she survives the weekend.

1379
01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:03,245
All right.

1380
01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:04,663
What do I have to do?

1381
01:08:06,041 --> 01:08:06,665
Wait.

1382
01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:07,916
Wait for what?

1383
01:08:08,126 --> 01:08:10,085
For the Elevator Killer
to strike again.

1384
01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:11,920
Anne could be dead
by then.

1385
01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:15,299
I'll check the hospital,

1386
01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:16,341
the morgue--

1387
01:08:16,551 --> 01:08:18,385
everywhere dead bodies
hang out.

1388
01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:20,637
I'll get her a body.

1389
01:08:20,847 --> 01:08:22,264
I'll prepare
the laboratory,

1390
01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:23,557
and in case
you're not successful,

1391
01:08:23,725 --> 01:08:25,434
I'll have the gorilla
wired and ready.

1392
01:08:25,643 --> 01:08:26,643
I'll get a body!

1393
01:08:26,853 --> 01:08:27,936
Will this do?

1394
01:08:32,525 --> 01:08:33,442
She just--

1395
01:08:33,693 --> 01:08:35,235
she just doesn't
have any...

1396
01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:37,071
Va-voom.

1397
01:08:38,907 --> 01:08:40,866
She is dead, you know.

1398
01:08:41,242 --> 01:08:42,117
Still...

1399
01:08:43,369 --> 01:08:45,120
You don't like
anything here?

1400
01:08:45,872 --> 01:08:48,582
No. Nothing really
leaps out at me.

1401
01:08:53,004 --> 01:08:53,712
Ooh.

1402
01:08:56,925 --> 01:08:58,008
Action's stiff.

1403
01:08:58,551 --> 01:09:00,260
I can file down
that sear pin.

1404
01:09:01,221 --> 01:09:02,930
Let me have a box
of dumdums.

1405
01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:04,389
They're illegal, madam.

1406
01:09:05,517 --> 01:09:08,477
So is killing
your husband.

1407
01:09:08,686 --> 01:09:09,311
[CLICK]

1408
01:09:20,031 --> 01:09:21,782
Michael: oh,
if she were only dead.

1409
01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:24,827
WOMAN: Aah!

1410
01:09:25,036 --> 01:09:25,828
Yeah!

1411
01:09:26,037 --> 01:09:27,663
[PEOPLE TALKING
IN GERMAN]

1412
01:09:30,959 --> 01:09:31,625
She is dead.

1413
01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:34,545
Let me through.
I'm a doctor.

1414
01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:36,296
I'm a doctor.

1415
01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:37,256
You're too late.

1416
01:09:37,465 --> 01:09:38,090
Good.

1417
01:09:38,341 --> 01:09:39,341
I mean, oh.

1418
01:09:39,926 --> 01:09:40,843
She's beautiful.

1419
01:09:42,595 --> 01:09:43,428
She's perfect.

1420
01:09:44,848 --> 01:09:45,556
She's alive.

1421
01:09:45,765 --> 01:09:47,099
She's dead. She's dead.

1422
01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:48,225
She's got to be dead!

1423
01:09:48,434 --> 01:09:49,560
[CROWD YELLING
IN GERMAN]

1424
01:09:49,769 --> 01:09:50,894
Dead, dead, dead.

1425
01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:52,896
[COUGHS]

1426
01:09:56,693 --> 01:09:57,609
MAN: crazy maniac!

1427
01:09:57,819 --> 01:09:59,695
[CROWD CONTINUES
TALKING IN GERMAN]

1428
01:10:04,242 --> 01:10:05,075
[GROWLS]

1429
01:10:20,049 --> 01:10:21,884
Need a body.
Yeah.

1430
01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:34,104
"In Dilman's Grove,

1431
01:10:34,314 --> 01:10:35,731
"my love

1432
01:10:35,940 --> 01:10:37,357
did die."

1433
01:10:55,418 --> 01:10:56,168
Driver...

1434
01:10:57,337 --> 01:10:58,503
Follow that car.

1435
01:11:56,271 --> 01:11:57,354
[CAR HONKS HORN]

1436
01:12:09,742 --> 01:12:11,034
Beautiful.

1437
01:12:11,244 --> 01:12:13,245
Where can I see
the rest of you?

1438
01:12:16,249 --> 01:12:17,666
Mama.

1439
01:12:20,878 --> 01:12:22,254
Where can we go?

1440
01:12:22,505 --> 01:12:24,840
[Whiny voice] Well,
we can go to my room.

1441
01:12:25,049 --> 01:12:26,508
It's on
the fourth floor.

1442
01:12:26,718 --> 01:12:27,968
My name's Fran.

1443
01:12:28,177 --> 01:12:29,594
I'm an American.

1444
01:12:29,804 --> 01:12:31,388
I guess you could say I'm
a member of the piece corps.

1445
01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:32,889
[SNORTING LAUGH]
Get it?

1446
01:12:33,099 --> 01:12:34,308
What is it?

1447
01:12:34,517 --> 01:12:35,309
My voice?

1448
01:12:36,019 --> 01:12:37,394
Did I blow the deal?

1449
01:12:37,603 --> 01:12:39,771
I knew I shouldn't talk
until I make the deal.

1450
01:12:39,981 --> 01:12:41,481
I know my voice
is terrible.

1451
01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:42,774
It irritates people
so much

1452
01:12:42,984 --> 01:12:45,402
they usually just want
to kill me.

1453
01:12:45,653 --> 01:12:47,237
Keep talking.
Keep talking.

1454
01:12:47,905 --> 01:12:49,489
Oh, good.
I never get to talk.

1455
01:12:49,699 --> 01:12:51,325
My whole family
loves to talk.

1456
01:13:03,046 --> 01:13:04,421
Come on in, honey,

1457
01:13:04,630 --> 01:13:06,214
and make yourself
at home.

1458
01:13:06,424 --> 01:13:07,716
I'll, uh...

1459
01:13:07,925 --> 01:13:09,426
Be right out, ok?

1460
01:13:09,635 --> 01:13:11,261
♪ Duke, Duke, Duke ♪

1461
01:13:11,471 --> 01:13:12,512
♪ Duke of Earl, Earl ♪

1462
01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:13,638
You like music?

1463
01:13:13,890 --> 01:13:15,599
That's my favorite song,
you know?

1464
01:13:15,850 --> 01:13:17,726
♪ Duke of Earl,
Earl, Earl ♪

1465
01:13:17,935 --> 01:13:19,936
♪ Duke of Earl,
Earl, Earl ♪

1466
01:13:20,146 --> 01:13:21,271
♪ Duke of Earl ♪

1467
01:13:21,481 --> 01:13:22,814
Come on, Duke, we're
going to have some fun.

1468
01:13:23,024 --> 01:13:25,567
♪ Duke, Duke, Duke
of Earl, Earl, Earl ♪

1469
01:13:33,951 --> 01:13:35,786
[SINGING DUKE OF EARL]

1470
01:13:36,746 --> 01:13:38,455
MICHAEL: It's murder.

1471
01:13:38,664 --> 01:13:39,831
No, it's not murder.

1472
01:13:40,041 --> 01:13:41,750
Her body will
still be alive...

1473
01:13:41,959 --> 01:13:42,918
♪ Duke of Earl ♪

1474
01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:44,711
but her mind
will be dead.

1475
01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:45,962
♪ Duke of Earl ♪

1476
01:13:45,963 --> 01:13:47,339
but her body...

1477
01:13:47,590 --> 01:13:48,673
Her body.

1478
01:13:49,133 --> 01:13:50,675
I can have it all--

1479
01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:52,052
the perfect mind

1480
01:13:52,303 --> 01:13:54,221
in the perfect body.

1481
01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:55,430
Yes.

1482
01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:56,723
Yes.

1483
01:13:56,933 --> 01:13:57,724
Kill.

1484
01:13:58,518 --> 01:13:59,184
Kill.

1485
01:13:59,894 --> 01:14:00,727
Yes.

1486
01:14:00,937 --> 01:14:02,562
Yes. Yes.

1487
01:14:02,772 --> 01:14:03,980
Kill her. Yes.

1488
01:14:04,190 --> 01:14:05,399
Yes. Yes.

1489
01:14:05,650 --> 01:14:08,276
Kill her.
Kill, kill, kill.

1490
01:14:08,486 --> 01:14:10,570
Kill her. Yes, yes.

1491
01:14:11,572 --> 01:14:12,823
I can't.

1492
01:14:13,032 --> 01:14:14,032
Can't what?

1493
01:14:14,784 --> 01:14:16,410
I can't inject you
with window cleaner.

1494
01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:17,577
I don't mind.

1495
01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:21,248
Hey, what does it do,
anyway?

1496
01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:23,250
It causes your brain
to die last.

1497
01:14:23,459 --> 01:14:24,251
I don't mind.

1498
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:25,752
[DOOR OPENS
AND CLOSES]

1499
01:14:25,962 --> 01:14:27,504
It's my voice.

1500
01:14:28,172 --> 01:14:28,964
Damn.

1501
01:14:40,101 --> 01:14:40,934
Well...

1502
01:14:41,519 --> 01:14:43,019
What are you
doing here?

1503
01:15:01,372 --> 01:15:02,205
Dolores.

1504
01:15:02,415 --> 01:15:03,248
You.

1505
01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:04,958
You're the Elevator Killer.

1506
01:15:07,295 --> 01:15:08,920
Merv Griffin.

1507
01:15:10,423 --> 01:15:11,089
Yeah.

1508
01:15:12,717 --> 01:15:13,341
Why?

1509
01:15:13,551 --> 01:15:15,552
I don't know. I've always
just loved to kill.

1510
01:15:15,803 --> 01:15:17,429
I've really enjoyed it.

1511
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:18,555
But then I got famous,

1512
01:15:18,764 --> 01:15:20,640
and it's just
too hard for me.

1513
01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:22,184
I mean, so many witnesses.

1514
01:15:22,393 --> 01:15:23,894
I mean, everybody
recognized me.

1515
01:15:24,103 --> 01:15:25,395
I couldn't even lurk
anymore.

1516
01:15:25,897 --> 01:15:27,772
I'd hear, "who's that
lurking over there?

1517
01:15:27,982 --> 01:15:29,191
Isn't that Merv Griffin?"

1518
01:15:29,817 --> 01:15:31,485
So I came to Europe
to kill,

1519
01:15:31,903 --> 01:15:34,488
and it's really worked out
very well for me--

1520
01:15:34,697 --> 01:15:35,906
until now.

1521
01:15:43,873 --> 01:15:44,873
MICHAEL:
she's beautiful.

1522
01:15:45,082 --> 01:15:45,916
Yeah, isn't she?

1523
01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:46,958
This may be
the one thing

1524
01:15:47,168 --> 01:15:48,710
that saves
our marriage.

1525
01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:50,170
Hey, you going
to turn me in?

1526
01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:51,421
I don't have time.

1527
01:15:51,631 --> 01:15:52,631
You're going to have
to turn yourself in.

1528
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:54,299
- Promise me.
- I promise.

1529
01:15:56,385 --> 01:15:59,346
I am never taking you
anywhere again.

1530
01:16:14,695 --> 01:16:16,446
Anne, are you
all right?

1531
01:16:16,656 --> 01:16:18,198
ANNE: I'm very...

1532
01:16:18,407 --> 01:16:19,991
Very sleepy.

1533
01:16:20,201 --> 01:16:20,909
Anne,

1534
01:16:21,118 --> 01:16:21,826
stay awake.

1535
01:16:22,036 --> 01:16:24,454
Look, I got
Merv Griffin's autograph.

1536
01:16:24,664 --> 01:16:25,956
I'm sleepy.

1537
01:16:26,165 --> 01:16:26,998
Oh, my god.

1538
01:16:38,302 --> 01:16:39,970
ANNE: [WEAKLY]
Michael...

1539
01:16:40,179 --> 01:16:41,555
Anne, stay with me.

1540
01:16:41,764 --> 01:16:42,722
Soon.

1541
01:16:42,890 --> 01:16:44,391
Help me. Soon we'll
be together.

1542
01:16:46,894 --> 01:16:48,853
[SIREN]

1543
01:16:52,567 --> 01:16:53,775
[BRAKES SQUEAL]

1544
01:17:03,661 --> 01:17:04,411
Huh?

1545
01:17:05,162 --> 01:17:07,038
[REPEATS QUESTION]

1546
01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:09,791
Oh, I'm sorry, officer.

1547
01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:11,167
Oh, you speak English?

1548
01:17:11,377 --> 01:17:12,252
Good.

1549
01:17:16,966 --> 01:17:19,259
That's better. We have
more room down there now.

1550
01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:20,677
License?

1551
01:17:23,973 --> 01:17:25,515
Doctor...

1552
01:17:27,018 --> 01:17:27,892
Hfuhruhurr?

1553
01:17:28,102 --> 01:17:28,893
Yes.

1554
01:17:29,979 --> 01:17:31,104
What's the rush?

1555
01:17:31,272 --> 01:17:32,439
And what's the matter
with her?

1556
01:17:32,607 --> 01:17:33,690
She's just drunk--

1557
01:17:33,899 --> 01:17:34,691
dead drunk.

1558
01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:35,900
Uh-huh.

1559
01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:37,068
And you?

1560
01:17:37,278 --> 01:17:38,653
You have a little
to drink, too, hmm?

1561
01:17:38,863 --> 01:17:39,821
Oh, no, no, no,
I dron't dink.

1562
01:17:40,031 --> 01:17:40,864
Don't drink.

1563
01:17:41,115 --> 01:17:41,906
Mm-hmm.

1564
01:17:43,409 --> 01:17:44,784
Get out of the car.

1565
01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:49,873
Stretch out your arms

1566
01:17:50,082 --> 01:17:51,666
and touch your nose
with your finger.

1567
01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:55,462
Hmm.

1568
01:17:57,048 --> 01:17:58,423
Now walk
this white line.

1569
01:18:03,179 --> 01:18:04,471
Halt!

1570
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,264
Come back.

1571
01:18:06,474 --> 01:18:07,849
On your hands!

1572
01:18:11,896 --> 01:18:12,646
One hand.

1573
01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:19,569
Now do roll over, turn
over, and flip-flop.

1574
01:18:23,783 --> 01:18:24,699
All right.

1575
01:18:25,159 --> 01:18:28,119
Now juggle these,
do a tap dance, and sing

1576
01:18:28,329 --> 01:18:31,164
<i>The Catalina Magdalena</i>
<i>Lupensteiner Wallabeiner song.</i>

1577
01:18:31,791 --> 01:18:34,209
Goddamn, your
drunk tests are hard.

1578
01:18:35,252 --> 01:18:36,252
♪ Catalina Magdalena ♪

1579
01:18:36,462 --> 01:18:37,629
♪ Lupensteiner
Wallabeiner ♪

1580
01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:39,255
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa,
was her name? ♪

1581
01:18:41,258 --> 01:18:43,426
All right,
you're not drunk.

1582
01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:45,220
You can go.

1583
01:18:45,429 --> 01:18:46,471
My oranges.

1584
01:18:49,100 --> 01:18:49,724
[STARTS ENGINE]

1585
01:18:49,934 --> 01:18:51,726
Now drive carefully.

1586
01:18:51,936 --> 01:18:52,977
Wait!

1587
01:18:52,978 --> 01:18:53,770
She's not drunk.

1588
01:18:53,979 --> 01:18:54,771
She's dead!

1589
01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:56,272
Dead? My god,

1590
01:18:56,273 --> 01:18:58,483
I better get her
to a cemetery right away.

1591
01:18:58,693 --> 01:19:00,735
[TIRES SQUEAL]

1592
01:19:00,986 --> 01:19:02,028
[CRASH]

1593
01:19:02,238 --> 01:19:03,738
OFFICER:
Oh, my god. Ohh!

1594
01:19:03,948 --> 01:19:05,323
[SPEAKING GERMAN]

1595
01:19:10,538 --> 01:19:11,871
<i>Ja. Jawohl.</i>

1596
01:19:12,081 --> 01:19:14,290
[SPEAKING GERMAN]

1597
01:19:14,542 --> 01:19:15,500
ANNE: very sleepy.

1598
01:19:15,710 --> 01:19:18,253
Anne, don't go to sleep.
Walk around. Walk around.

1599
01:19:20,297 --> 01:19:22,424
<i>Rote Mercedes.</i>

1600
01:19:22,675 --> 01:19:24,634
<i>Das es das. Schnell!</i>

1601
01:19:26,137 --> 01:19:27,470
<i>Schnell, schnell, Dummkopf.</i>

1602
01:19:29,598 --> 01:19:31,224
[SIREN]

1603
01:19:33,060 --> 01:19:34,811
<i>Halten, halten.</i>

1604
01:19:36,272 --> 01:19:37,689
[SPEAKING GERMAN]

1605
01:19:43,904 --> 01:19:45,572
[TIRES SCREECH]

1606
01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:56,291
[SPEAKS GERMAN]

1607
01:20:03,799 --> 01:20:04,841
[DOORBELL CHIMES]

1608
01:20:07,344 --> 01:20:08,136
Come on.

1609
01:20:09,638 --> 01:20:10,680
Bar that door.

1610
01:20:10,890 --> 01:20:12,140
Yes, sir.

1611
01:20:15,603 --> 01:20:17,228
Necessiter!

1612
01:20:18,481 --> 01:20:20,023
Schmidt, we need
a battering ram.

1613
01:20:20,232 --> 01:20:21,149
Right away, inspector.

1614
01:20:23,986 --> 01:20:24,611
WOMAN: <i>Ja?</i>

1615
01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:26,279
Excuse me. Could we
borrow a battering ram?

1616
01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:27,238
You'll return it?

1617
01:20:27,448 --> 01:20:28,531
<i>- Ja.
- Gut.</i>

1618
01:20:28,741 --> 01:20:30,533
INSPECTOR: Hurry, hurry!

1619
01:20:35,998 --> 01:20:36,706
One...

1620
01:20:37,666 --> 01:20:38,291
two...

1621
01:20:39,502 --> 01:20:40,251
Three!

1622
01:20:51,347 --> 01:20:52,514
On three!

1623
01:20:53,140 --> 01:20:54,015
One...

1624
01:20:54,642 --> 01:20:55,391
two...

1625
01:20:56,268 --> 01:20:57,101
Three!

1626
01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:00,730
-Aah!
-Aah!

1627
01:21:07,530 --> 01:21:10,824
Dr. Necessiter!

1628
01:21:11,075 --> 01:21:13,451
Cheer up, dear boy.
Have a drink.

1629
01:21:13,661 --> 01:21:14,744
There's no time
for drinks.

1630
01:21:14,954 --> 01:21:16,120
Anne is dying.

1631
01:21:16,372 --> 01:21:18,832
You're dying, I'm dying,
my machine is dying.

1632
01:21:19,041 --> 01:21:20,166
My wonderful machine.

1633
01:21:20,376 --> 01:21:21,918
What are you
talking about?

1634
01:21:22,628 --> 01:21:24,128
It won't start.
It's broken.

1635
01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:27,841
Well, there must be
some way to fix it.

1636
01:21:28,050 --> 01:21:29,008
Aah!

1637
01:21:29,802 --> 01:21:30,927
Ooh!

1638
01:21:31,178 --> 01:21:33,012
Inspector, inspector.

1639
01:21:37,142 --> 01:21:38,309
Dr. Necessiter.

1640
01:21:38,519 --> 01:21:39,853
The transformer
of your machine--

1641
01:21:40,062 --> 01:21:41,396
are you aware
it's coin-operated?

1642
01:21:41,605 --> 01:21:43,356
Good lord.
I forgot all about that.

1643
01:21:43,566 --> 01:21:46,109
When I built the machine
I used the guts of a video game.

1644
01:21:46,527 --> 01:21:47,902
Quarters, quarters.

1645
01:21:48,112 --> 01:21:49,362
I've got six quarters.

1646
01:21:50,281 --> 01:21:52,115
Just enough
for the transference.

1647
01:21:55,661 --> 01:21:56,286
All right?

1648
01:21:56,495 --> 01:21:57,161
All right.

1649
01:21:57,371 --> 01:21:58,079
All right?

1650
01:21:58,289 --> 01:21:59,163
ANNE: All right.

1651
01:21:59,456 --> 01:22:00,456
Ready now.

1652
01:22:00,666 --> 01:22:03,042
Set the hemofarcal
overload, .6.

1653
01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:05,378
Hemofarcal
overload, .6.

1654
01:22:05,588 --> 01:22:08,631
[FANFARE]

1655
01:22:08,841 --> 01:22:11,759
Septum ludegation
factor 03.5.

1656
01:22:11,969 --> 01:22:15,346
Septum ludegation
factor 03.5.

1657
01:22:15,556 --> 01:22:18,099
Aortic petrification
ratio 2 over 5.

1658
01:22:18,309 --> 01:22:21,144
Aortic petrification
ratio 2 over 5.

1659
01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:22,604
[COUGHS]

1660
01:22:23,063 --> 01:22:23,813
[COUGHS]

1661
01:22:24,023 --> 01:22:26,274
Set the theramin
at 1945.

1662
01:22:26,483 --> 01:22:28,401
Theramin, 1945.

1663
01:22:28,611 --> 01:22:30,361
[MACHINE WHISTLING]

1664
01:22:34,033 --> 01:22:36,951
Activate main transference
number 2.

1665
01:22:39,747 --> 01:22:41,581
It's open!
Return the ram!

1666
01:22:41,790 --> 01:22:43,708
Here is your ram.
Thank you.

1667
01:22:43,918 --> 01:22:45,084
Follow me.

1668
01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:46,127
10...

1669
01:22:46,754 --> 01:22:47,587
9...

1670
01:22:48,005 --> 01:22:48,671
8...

1671
01:22:48,923 --> 01:22:50,381
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

1672
01:22:57,389 --> 01:22:59,307
Stop! You're under
arrest for murder.

1673
01:22:59,558 --> 01:23:00,600
We are not murdering!

1674
01:23:00,809 --> 01:23:02,310
We are resurrecting!

1675
01:23:02,519 --> 01:23:04,228
Moving life from one body
to another!

1676
01:23:04,438 --> 01:23:05,521
You are playing god!

1677
01:23:05,731 --> 01:23:07,190
Somebody has to!

1678
01:23:07,650 --> 01:23:09,025
The dogmas of the quiet past

1679
01:23:09,234 --> 01:23:10,735
are inadequate
for the stormy present!

1680
01:23:10,945 --> 01:23:13,363
The occasion is piled high
with difficulty,

1681
01:23:13,572 --> 01:23:15,782
and we must rise
to the occasion!

1682
01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:18,493
Whoo! For copies
of this speech,

1683
01:23:18,702 --> 01:23:23,414
send one dollar to Box 3912,
Stone Mountain, Georgia!

1684
01:23:23,624 --> 01:23:25,041
- He's crazy.
- No.

1685
01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:26,459
Aah!

1686
01:23:26,627 --> 01:23:28,544
[PINBALL MACHINE BELLS]

1687
01:23:36,220 --> 01:23:37,512
Aah!

1688
01:23:43,435 --> 01:23:44,519
Don't touch that!

1689
01:24:02,079 --> 01:24:06,499
Well, the operation
seems to be a success...

1690
01:24:09,962 --> 01:24:12,046
But the doctor died.

1691
01:24:14,925 --> 01:24:16,175
Uh...

1692
01:24:16,802 --> 01:24:17,677
Where am I?

1693
01:24:17,970 --> 01:24:20,138
You're in our own
hospital, Michael.

1694
01:24:21,432 --> 01:24:22,598
How long have I been here?

1695
01:24:22,808 --> 01:24:24,100
You've been here
six weeks.

1696
01:24:24,309 --> 01:24:25,226
Your wife is here.

1697
01:24:25,436 --> 01:24:26,769
She's in
the waiting room.

1698
01:24:26,979 --> 01:24:28,229
Whose brain does she have?

1699
01:24:28,689 --> 01:24:30,398
Whose brain
does she have?

1700
01:24:31,191 --> 01:24:32,150
Does she talk...

1701
01:24:33,610 --> 01:24:34,485
Or does she go...

1702
01:24:35,612 --> 01:24:37,363
[RAZZES]

1703
01:24:38,115 --> 01:24:39,949
No, she talks,
Michael.

1704
01:24:40,159 --> 01:24:41,325
[LAUGHS]

1705
01:24:41,577 --> 01:24:42,618
No, no, no.

1706
01:24:42,828 --> 01:24:44,245
You've been
in bed six weeks.

1707
01:24:44,872 --> 01:24:45,747
You don't have
the strength.

1708
01:24:45,956 --> 01:24:47,415
I'm strong enough.

1709
01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:49,375
I want to see her.

1710
01:24:50,252 --> 01:24:51,961
Nurse, tell Mrs. Huffer
the doctor's awake.

1711
01:24:52,171 --> 01:24:53,796
Hfuhruhurr.

1712
01:24:55,716 --> 01:24:56,340
Wait.

1713
01:24:58,010 --> 01:24:59,844
I don't want her
to see me like this.

1714
01:25:02,014 --> 01:25:04,140
I want to be on my own two feet.

1715
01:25:15,736 --> 01:25:16,402
There.

1716
01:25:17,488 --> 01:25:19,363
Your husband is awake
and can see you.

1717
01:25:19,907 --> 01:25:20,907
He's awake?

1718
01:25:23,827 --> 01:25:24,744
What's wrong?

1719
01:25:25,662 --> 01:25:28,247
I never told him
I was a compulsive eater.

1720
01:25:29,500 --> 01:25:31,084
I've gained so much weight.

1721
01:25:34,922 --> 01:25:36,047
Michael.

1722
01:25:51,897 --> 01:25:52,647
Anne...

1723
01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:54,816
Uumellmahaye?

1724
01:25:55,442 --> 01:25:56,567
Yes, Michael.

1725
01:26:00,864 --> 01:26:02,949
You're not disappointed
I'm so fat?

1726
01:26:07,746 --> 01:26:08,538
What fat?

1727
01:27:38,337 --> 01:27:41,130
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1728
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