1 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:16,652 Hey you, you better get outta here! 2 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:57,416 Hurry up! Jump in! 3 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,668 There was a girl with them, if I could find them! 4 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,545 Come on, jump in, will ya? 5 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:03,137 I'm kind of lost. 6 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,052 You look kinda lost yourself! 7 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:09,219 And I think I know where she'll be. 8 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:10,095 Come on, come on, 9 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:12,564 it's your last chance to get outta here! 10 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,948 Wolfgang! 11 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:04,282 Wake up, Wolfgang, come on! 12 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:07,580 Wake up! 13 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,166 Wolfgang! 14 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:13,127 Wolfgang! 15 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,426 = Jesus Christ. 16 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,138 Ben, it's 3 o'clock in the morning. 17 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:28,348 This had better be good. 18 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,761 I just had one of those dreams again. 19 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:35,435 I was flying, it was so real! 20 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:38,605 I was over this giant circuit board or something. 21 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,773 You know I had a dream that I was naked at school. 22 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,692 I had to hide in the bathroom, it was terrible. 23 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:43,609 So anyway, 24 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,528 I drew as much as I could remember, 25 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:48,493 and I'd like you to take a look at it tomorrow, okay? 26 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:49,497 Sure. 27 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,534 Can I go back to bed, please? 28 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:53,952 My mom's coming anyway. 29 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:54,960 Over and out. 30 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:58,916 Martians had no resistance 31 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:01,040 to the bacteria in our atmosphere 32 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:03,758 that we have long since become immune. 33 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,673 Once they had breathed our air, 34 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:09,138 germs that no longer affect us began to kill them. 35 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,599 The end came swiftly. 36 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:14,561 All over the world, their machines began- 37 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,575 Get him! 38 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:31,365 Heard you called me something funny, crandall! 39 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:32,658 What's so funny? 40 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,326 I said you had elephantitis! 41 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,920 Crandall, why can't you talk like everybody else? 42 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,380 Get him, Steve! 43 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:43,499 Get off! 44 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,876 I mean, I don't like people calling me stuff 45 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:48,003 when I don't know what it is. 46 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,014 Get... 47 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:01,141 Elephantitis is when something gets bloated and ugly, 48 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,187 like your ass! 49 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:05,236 Boy, you don't learn, do you? 50 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,525 Cut it out, Jackson! 51 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:10,154 Who's gonna make me, you? 52 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:12,618 Sure, elephantitis ass! 53 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:13,622 = kick his ass! 54 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,201 Kick his ass! 55 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:22,212 You can't get away from us now, buddy! 56 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,045 Come on! - Whoa! 57 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,209 = go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 58 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,798 Go! 59 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:43,777 Hey. 60 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,155 Everything okay? 61 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:48,362 = this damn carburetor. 62 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:52,196 I musta rebuilt this thing 100 times. 63 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:54,239 I just wanted to say thinks with Jackson 64 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,282 and everything today. 65 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:58,239 Eh, Steve Jackson's a jerk. 66 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:00,875 Tries it again, I'll kick his butt. 67 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,540 You wanna come over to my house? 68 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:06,381 I just got this new tape of "the island earth.” 69 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:08,420 It's got this great saucer landing- 70 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,668 - sounds great. 71 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:12,386 And it's got, no, it's this big mutant with this like, 72 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:15,348 two brains, it's really cool. 73 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:20,312 You'd like it! 74 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:31,068 Darren! 75 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,907 Darren, wait up! 76 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:53,924 How come you didn't stop? 77 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:59,556 Look, why don't you just take off, okay? 78 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:00,972 I did you a favor, but I didn't know 79 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,642 you were gonna bug me about it the rest of my life. 80 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:05,561 It's okay, here, forget it. 81 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,856 Oh no, my dad's home. 82 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,784 Guess he didn't get that job. 83 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:19,575 What does he do? 84 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,502 Hauls junk. 85 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,212 Is that your mom? 86 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,836 No, that's my dad's girlfriend. 87 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:36,932 She's okay. 88 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:44,020 I think I will go over to your house. 89 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,147 Okay. 90 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,437 Leave your bike here, and we'll take the creek. 91 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,404 Your folks fight a lot? 92 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:55,945 My mom died when I was a kid. 93 00:08:58,455 --> 00:08:59,490 My dad's okay. 94 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,156 Just isn't very lucky. 95 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:06,918 He always breaks things, or loses them. 96 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:11,089 Anyway, he taught me how to run. 97 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:14,209 He can't catch me anymore. 98 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,296 Your mom and dad still together? 99 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,424 Yeah, I guess they get along okay. 100 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:24,302 They just talk about the stupidest junk all the time. 101 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:29,600 Where are we going? 102 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,772 Oh, I just wanna see my friend Wolfgang. 103 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,316 Wolfgang? 104 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,153 Oh, it's not his fault. 105 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,443 His parents won't let him change it. 106 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,533 You'll probably think he's weird, anyway. 107 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:39,536 Probably. 108 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:44,205 He's been playing sick, working on a project. 109 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,619 I'm gonna see how it's going. 110 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,710 If I had name like Wolfgang, I think I'd kill myself. 111 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,836 Benjamin! 112 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,128 Come in! 113 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:56,672 And this is? 114 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,465 = Darren. 115 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:02,557 You only have to tell me once, I never forget anything. 116 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,182 Look mommy, this looks like uncle Fred! 117 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:12,434 So it does! 118 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,562 - Take that! - Stop that right now! 119 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,734 There, have a seat, boys. 120 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:20,700 Wolfgang is down in his lab, I'll ring him. 121 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,284 He's feeling much better now. 122 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,456 Wolfgang? 123 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,161 Yes, mother? 124 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:30,535 Benjamin is here, with his friend, Derek. 125 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,874 Have you seen the bug bomb? 126 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,588 = t think in bedroom. 127 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:36,917 Can I offer you anything? 128 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,634 Some baklava? 129 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,798 = oh sure. 130 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:40,966 What? 131 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,510 It's Greek pastry. 132 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:43,882 Try some. 133 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,098 Geek pastry? 134 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,471 No, Greek. 135 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,482 It's pretty good. 136 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,611 Ben? 137 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,776 Is the bug bomb in the basement? 138 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:00,819 T don't know. 139 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,692 Where is the bug bomb? 140 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:03,704 Oh, Ben. 141 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:09,453 Who's he? 142 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:10,700 Oh, he saved my life today! 143 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,373 Darren. 144 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,620 From Steve Jackson. 145 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:14,916 Okay. 146 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:15,754 I finished it! 147 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,043 You did? 148 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,587 I sure did! = come on! 149 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,546 Could you please shut the door? 150 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:23,672 I'm telling mom! 151 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,219 Freida! Freida! 152 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,466 Here is more! 153 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:27,432 It's crazy, 154 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:28,847 but your diagram actually translates 155 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,516 into some kind of circuit board! 156 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,523 It does? 157 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,816 Down, erhardt, down! 158 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,278 Thank you. Thank you. 159 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:40,692 = this is heinlein. 160 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,700 Hello, heinlein. 161 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:43,859 Hello! 162 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:44,905 Hello! Hello! 163 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,320 I want my cheese. 164 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,458 Here you go. 165 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:55,078 See, I put these sensors under his voice synthesizer, 166 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:56,169 sometimes they make sense. 167 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,039 I want my cheese. 168 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,257 It smells down here. 169 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,340 Not right now, heinlein. 170 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,755 Go to hell. 171 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:02,878 I'm busy heinlein, 172 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,174 don't bother me or I'll turn your voice off. 173 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,298 Oh, that's a good one. 174 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,309 All these are mine. 175 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,722 My dad thinks I threw them away. 176 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:11,560 = it's weird. 177 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,725 Who can get into this stuff? 178 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,849 Oh, but don't you wonder what's out there? 179 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,851 I mean, up in the universe? 180 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,022 On other planets? 181 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,569 You believe everything you see in the movies? 182 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:26,536 Not everything. 183 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,658 There's nobody out there. 184 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,281 - Here it is! - Oh, great! 185 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,256 I tied into my father's computer on the modem, 186 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,091 and filled in some details on your drawing. 187 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:44,628 It's mostly guesswork. 188 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:49,432 This is our circuit board, which called for a terminal, 189 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:52,472 so I used my computer, which is only 128k, 190 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,766 but that should be enough to find out what it... 191 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,400 What it does, if it does anything at all, which it... 192 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,898 Which it probably doesn't, so, got it? 193 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,450 Makes sense to me. 194 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,568 Good. 195 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,695 There's no sense in waiting, are you ready? 196 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:11,742 Sure, I guess. 197 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,865 It'll probably just burn out or something. 198 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,423 Oh well. 199 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,797 This kind of stuff usually takes years and years 200 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,128 to develop and work out the bugs. 201 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,350 What's it doing? 202 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,860 I don't get it. 203 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,024 It's programming itself. 204 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,909 I don't believe this. 205 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:58,080 It's asking for coordinates on x, y, and z axes, 206 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,624 to locate a point in space relative to its terminal. 207 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,213 How did you dream this? 208 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,795 I guess I'm just that kinda guy? 209 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:09,966 Well, let's see what happens. 210 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:34,616 What was that? 211 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,239 = t have no idea! 212 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,794 = there's holes in all these! 213 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:48,922 I can see through there! 214 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,129 This was from my dream? 215 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,175 Calm down, Ben! 216 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,549 There's got to be a logical explanation for this, 217 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,549 scientific reason! 218 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,267 This is a trick, right, you guys? 219 00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,972 Listen, we have got to swear to secrecy! 220 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,723 If someone finds out about this, 221 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,066 they're gonna try to take it away from us, 222 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,981 and they can't do that because you dreamt it, 223 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,445 I built it, and it's our secret! 224 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,689 Right? - Right. 225 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,576 Do you pull this on every other sucker that comes in here? 226 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,444 Wolfgang! 227 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:16,696 Oh, it's my father. 228 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,544 Wolfgang. 229 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,503 I was sure the bug bomb was down here somewhere. 230 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,419 The insect byproducts are, hello. 231 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,759 Oh, so this is the new experiment? 232 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,592 Yeah! 233 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,426 Yeah. - How's it going? 234 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,887 Oh, it's fine, fine, fine. 235 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,881 Well, with all this equipment. 236 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,803 Is that my video sync generator? 237 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,385 No, I seriously doubt it, father. 238 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,227 Hello! 239 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:41,061 Hello, heinlein. 240 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,271 Go to hell! 241 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,515 - Shut up, heinlein. - Oh! 242 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:44,811 Now that I come to think of it, 243 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,026 I did see some insect waste products over in that corner, 244 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,769 and there could be some bug bomb! 245 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:49,645 Bug bomb? 246 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,648 Yeah, of course! 247 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:52,865 Most definitely, in that corner. 248 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,109 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 249 00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,158 I have to get it running again, anyway. 250 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,373 I'll call you tonight. 251 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,537 All right, don't forget. 252 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:03,580 Goodnight, Mr. muller! 253 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:04,953 Bye, all! 254 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,124 Ah, father. 255 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,498 Now that I come to think of it, maybe it's not- 256 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,919 = it's not here. 257 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,520 Our speed is diminishing. 258 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,317 We're not in the atmosphere of earth. 259 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,361 Where are you going? 260 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,700 Our universe is vast, full of wonders. 261 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,042 I'll explore. 262 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,706 Perhaps find another metaluna. 263 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:48,420 A place inhabited by beings not unlike myself. 264 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,175 You see, I'm more adventurous than you imagine me. 265 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,180 Exeter? 266 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,552 You've used all your power bringing us here. 267 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:02,097 Even if you had a place to go, you couldn't make it. 268 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,640 Come with us. 269 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,855 We'll heal your wounds. 270 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,270 I'm afraid my wounds can never be healed. 271 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,938 You have things to teach us. 272 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,529 Thank you. 273 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,400 We're over your earth now, it's time for you to go. 274 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,991 Farewell. 275 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,561 Ben! 276 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,074 Ben? 277 00:17:58,369 --> 00:17:59,279 Yeah? 278 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,118 Yeah, I got it working again! 279 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:04,364 Everybody's at the movies, get over here right now! 280 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,831 Well, what is it? 281 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,245 Geez! 282 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,835 You know, Ben, you are such an obsessive person, 283 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,249 and that drives me crazy! 284 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,497 Because you can't get emotional 285 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:15,420 if you're going to study anything scientifically! 286 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,795 Now, what we have here, as near as I can tell, 287 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,215 is an electrically generated point of force. 288 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,841 What? 289 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:24,888 By typing in coordinates, 290 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,307 I can make it move anywhere in three dimensions. 291 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,601 Even as far as slamming it through a few books, 292 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,609 or a brick wall. 293 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:32,944 How? 294 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,816 This is a vector graphic of the lab. 295 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,283 You mean a drawing? 296 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:44,450 Well, yes, but in technical terms it's a vector graphic. 297 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,457 Okay. 298 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,046 That's where it'll be when it comes on. 299 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,290 Where? 300 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,212 Oh, you mean in physical form. 301 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,801 Oh, we'll it's right there. 302 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:00,840 Somewhere. 303 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,463 = it can't see it! 304 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,470 Sorry, I miscalculated. 305 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,775 It can't see it. 306 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,394 Oh yeah, I'll fix that. 307 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,400 It's pretty neat, eh? 308 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,241 Wow. 309 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,245 Yeah! 310 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,905 Here, I waited for you to get here 311 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,784 so that we could make the official document. 312 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,250 = can I touch it? 313 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,261 Go ahead. 314 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,932 It's pretty solid. 315 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:47,766 Yeah. 316 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,476 How come we can see it now? 317 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:50,480 Power modulation. 318 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,266 See, this variable changes its diameter. 319 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,233 See, it's a perfect sphere. 320 00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:02,899 Wanna see it move”? 321 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,571 Yeah! 322 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,443 We'll move it from here, to there. 323 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:12,909 Boy. 324 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,955 This is pretty weird. 325 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:16,878 You sure you know what you're doing? 326 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,918 Ben, I'm a scientist! 327 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,432 - Watch out! - Oh my god! 328 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:35,640 Hey, what the hell's going on in there? 329 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,606 Darren! 330 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,316 Come on, get in here! 331 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,860 It's this thing we found! 332 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,824 It's going crazy! 333 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:46,908 You guys are kidding! 334 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,488 It's destroying the neighborhood! 335 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,036 Get it back in here! 336 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,455 I've tried, okay, I've already tried! 337 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:56,669 Can you see it? 338 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,037 I don't see anything. 339 00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,754 Come on, get it back in here! 340 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:00,759 =- whoa! 341 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,013 Help! Help! Help! 342 00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:16,024 Watch it! 343 00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:38,588 Damn! 344 00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:41,382 It's gone! 345 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,045 Well, so's most of the basement. 346 00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:47,177 Look at this mess! 347 00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:48,842 = oh no! 348 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:49,679 What now? 349 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,719 It's my parents, they're back! 350 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:55,015 If my dad sees all this, he's gonna stuff me in a test tube! 351 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,933 You guys, sneak out the back! 352 00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,727 I'll continue testing tomorrow, okay? 353 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:03,446 Bad kitty! 354 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:09,942 So what'd you tell them about the basement? 355 00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:12,036 I told them it was a rocketry experiment. 356 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:16,661 I just mentioned wernher Von braun and everything was okay. 357 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,409 That wouldn'ta worked at my house. 358 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,749 My brother and I used to come up here all the time. 359 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:29,261 That was before he went into his jerk phase. 360 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:40,932 Boy, you can see the whole town from up here. 361 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:41,943 There's Lori's house! 362 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,071 Who's Lori? 363 00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:47,362 She's this gorgeous blonde. 364 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,945 Where's she live? 365 00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:50,952 = nevermind. 366 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,074 I made a rough sketch of the terrain 367 00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:55,662 in graphics mode for referencing. 368 00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:59,409 I'm gonna look for something to experiment with. 369 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,706 Ben, don't touch. 370 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,465 Mr. professor. 371 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,881 It's my dream, I can touch it if I want. 372 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,887 Is he always like this? 373 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,553 Just about. 374 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,891 It doesn't make him so intelligent, 375 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,385 just because he has a computer. 376 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,641 I can do it, I mean it's not that tough. 377 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,812 That's where it's gonna be when it comes on. 378 00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:27,653 Can you make it bigger. 379 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,359 = sure. 380 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,529 How do you make it come on? 381 00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:35,622 Like this. 382 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,126 Whoa! 383 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,292 Help! Ben! 384 00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:43,126 I didn't know it could get that big! 385 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,337 - Let me out! - Me neither! 386 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:46,922 Turn it off, man, get him outta there! 387 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,212 Let me out! = come on! 388 00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,210 I' m trying! = Ben! 389 00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:54,008 It's just not working! 390 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:55,847 Ben, turn it off! 391 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,319 Where's it going? 392 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,543 This is like "journey to the center of the earth” 393 00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:26,411 or something! - Are you crazy! 394 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,833 He's on his way to China! 395 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,272 Wolfgang! 396 00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:47,982 Oh god, man, I'm sorry! 397 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:50,194 Oh, are you all right? 398 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,441 Are you okay? 399 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:55,532 I didn't meant to turn it on, it just came on! 400 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:57,743 I couldn't breathe in that thing! 401 00:24:57,746 --> 00:24:58,576 What was it like? 402 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:01,663 Well, it was air tight. 403 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:04,534 I couldn't feel myself speed up or slow down! 404 00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:07,294 Do you know what this means? 405 00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:10,836 Do you realize what it means? 406 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,333 No. 407 00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:16,587 = that's German for "no inertia." 408 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:17,883 - No... - Inertia! 409 00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:23,515 If we had something to sit in, 410 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,808 all three of us could fly around in this thing. 411 00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:29,562 We could look in top of the girl's gym. 412 00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:35,280 I have got a great idea! 413 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,326 = oh no. 414 00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:40,489 Ben, no! 415 00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:45,787 Are you serious? 416 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:46,829 A little higher. 417 00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:54,546 That's it, I can almost see in. 418 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,966 Oh my god! 419 00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:00,349 There she is. 420 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,180 She won't be undressing this early. 421 00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:06,474 She's talking on the phone. 422 00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:07,892 And she's eating some... 423 00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:12,359 It's looks like Boston cream pie. 424 00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:14,819 She's got some stuffed animals on her bed. 425 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:17,064 And it looks like some Thompson twins records. 426 00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:18,361 He's got it bad. 427 00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,277 = idiotic. 428 00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:24,829 I can almost read her lips, get me closer! 429 00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:30,040 Quick, she'll see me, get me down! 430 00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:35,833 Here she comes. 431 00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:41,923 Who is that? 432 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,220 Is that you, Ben. 433 00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:46,927 Yeah. 434 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,475 Yeah. 435 00:26:48,482 --> 00:26:49,688 I guess so. 436 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:52,182 What are you doing down there? 437 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:58,405 I saw a cat in your tree, so I thought I'd get it down. 438 00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:02,492 She wants me. 439 00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:03,781 Ti know she does. 440 00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:07,873 Once we get this built, how fast will it go? 441 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:09,867 Well, imagine being in a car, 442 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,790 and accelerating from 0 to 90 in less than a second. 443 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:14,504 You'd be instantly squished. 444 00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:17,545 But in this force field, you have no inertia, 445 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,669 no resistance to acceleration. 446 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,138 You can start, speed up, stop without slowing down, 447 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,007 and basically, you won't get squished. 448 00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:27,639 How fast? 449 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,386 Well, it depends on the amount of power 450 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:30,398 that you put into it. 451 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:34,350 Well, to give you an idea, this is the amount of power 452 00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:35,976 that I'm putting in it right now. 453 00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:54,999 Who's Roger? 454 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:56,543 This old guy. 455 00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:59,542 He won't notice if we borrow anything. 456 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:05,176 Do you come here often? 457 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:06,184 Yeah. 458 00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:09,263 Got my own key. 459 00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:13,316 That's bozo. 460 00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:18,272 I always come over here at night to get parts, 461 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,816 so I kept bringing things to make friends with him, 462 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:23,441 bones, meat, nothing ever worked. 463 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:26,698 Finally found out what he likes. 464 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:31,744 Gum? 465 00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:32,752 He likes gum? 466 00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:36,005 Don't you? 467 00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:37,917 Well, 468 00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:39,256 veah. 469 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:40,259 I guess. 470 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:45,011 Doesn't he swallow it. 471 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:47,058 = nah. 472 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:50,434 Bozo's pretty weird. 473 00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:54,187 Maybe someday I'll teach him how to blow bubbles. 474 00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:59,230 I used to hang out here when things got bad at home. 475 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:01,941 Pretty neat, eh? 476 00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:02,949 Oh, yeah. 477 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:05,573 I could live here. 478 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:06,783 = not me. 479 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,207 There's some old carnival rides over there. 480 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:17,623 A bunch of rats live in them. 481 00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:20,797 Well, I mean, we don't have to go there. 482 00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:22,382 Right, Ben? 483 00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:23,546 Ben? 484 00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:25,073 Don't worry, he'll find us. 485 00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:12,174 Oh, there you are. 486 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,329 Here's the thing I thought we could use. 487 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:23,654 = it's beautiful. 488 00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:27,402 She needs a little work. 489 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:30,071 I think this used to be called a tilt-a-whirl. 490 00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:33,696 Oh, it's perfect! 491 00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:35,538 And we can all fit in here, too. 492 00:30:37,711 --> 00:30:38,711 Yeah, well. 493 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,832 How're we gonna get thing home? 494 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,586 It's got wheels, we'll roll it. 495 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:51,345 - Guys. - Turn it around! 496 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:52,350 Turn it around! 497 00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:01,936 = come on! 498 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:05,151 Get off of my foot, you idiot! 499 00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:17,447 That's enough, that's enough. 500 00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:18,414 No, that's enough, that's enough, no more. 501 00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:20,454 It's fine here, until morning. 502 00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:21,451 What time is it? 503 00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:22,327 T don't know. 504 00:31:22,339 --> 00:31:23,624 I got a test tomorrow! 505 00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:24,621 = it's so late. 506 00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:26,464 - So do I! - Mr. Doyle hates me! 507 00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:27,799 Okay. 508 00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:31,091 So, who would like to tell us something about 509 00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:33,339 carbon dioxide? 510 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,060 Ben? 511 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:38,642 = carbon dioxide! 512 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:42,143 That's what you'd breathe on Mars. 513 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:47,065 And, they have dust storms for months there, you know. 514 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,903 And... - Stupid! 515 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,193 And the temperature"s 50 below. 516 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:54,989 And that's what you'd breathe on Mars. 517 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,327 What a geek! 518 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:58,367 - What's he talking about? - And... 519 00:32:04,297 --> 00:32:05,297 Aha. 520 00:32:07,968 --> 00:32:09,174 Tricia? 521 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:11,793 Carbon dioxide is formed during respiration, 522 00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:13,841 combustion, and decomposition. 523 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:07,766 Are you crazy! 524 00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:08,777 I'm here! 525 00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:12,361 Stop it! 526 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,964 Some of you have not brought in 527 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:34,175 your field trip permission slips. 528 00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:37,012 Let me just remind you, they have to be in by Wednesday. 529 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,683 Now, yesterday we briefly covered the field of physiology. 530 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:44,473 Would anyone like to review that for us today? 531 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:31,608 Tonight, 532 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:32,976 we launch. 533 00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:33,988 All right! 534 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,078 Very good. 535 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:43,361 Not so good. 536 00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:44,488 Very good. 537 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:45,614 Easy test. 538 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,365 Very high curve. 539 00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:49,208 Of course, there's always an exception. 540 00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:50,372 That's three strikes in a row, woods, 541 00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:51,540 what's the problem here? 542 00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:54,539 Very good. 543 00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:56,212 Very good. Just stupid, I guess. 544 00:34:56,219 --> 00:34:57,880 Not so good. 545 00:34:57,887 --> 00:34:59,252 Very good. 546 00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:00,925 Don't you feel, I don't know, 547 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:03,218 like something big is about to happen? 548 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:05,091 Well, maybe, but I mean, 549 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:07,515 we really haven't been very scientific about this, you know. 550 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:08,432 Wolfgang! 551 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,555 Well listen, it might be dangerous! 552 00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:11,022 Don't you believe in anything? 553 00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:12,516 Have a little faith, will ya? 554 00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:14,813 Hey, come on! 555 00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:17,028 That's not funny! - Ah, cool it. 556 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:19,523 I swiped some beer so we could name it something. 557 00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:22,742 It's good beer, my dad drinks a lot of it. 558 00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:28,452 Why don't we call it, 559 00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:31,960 we'll call it the Jules verne? 560 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:32,963 = no! No! 561 00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:35,877 We could call it the Einstein! 562 00:35:35,884 --> 00:35:37,294 Now that's a great name. Oh, come on! 563 00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:40,635 Come on, what do you wanna call it, the Lori swenson? 564 00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:43,098 Well, 565 00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:44,597 ti have an idea. 566 00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:45,841 And what's that? 567 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:49,352 How about the thunder road? 568 00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:52,351 It's from a Bruce Springsteen song. 569 00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:53,849 It's not bad. 570 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:55,191 Not bad, it's perfect! 571 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:57,655 The thunder road! 572 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:00,697 I christen thee, the thunder road! 573 00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:06,413 The thunder road! 574 00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:15,669 Wow! 575 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,335 Let's go! 576 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:30,518 I knew we shoulda put hinges on this thing! 577 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:31,728 Come on, you got it! 578 00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:33,847 I'm going to take it very easy at first, 579 00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:36,520 because something might happen, and we all could get killed. 580 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:39,816 Oh, stop talking about us getting killed all the time! 581 00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:40,938 It's gonna be great! 582 00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:42,814 Well, what if the ship falls apart, okay? 583 00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:43,656 What if it falls apart? 584 00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:44,649 She won't, she's a good ship! 585 00:36:44,661 --> 00:36:45,821 Yeah, don't be so paranoid! 586 00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:46,944 All right, okay, fine. 587 00:36:46,955 --> 00:36:48,536 Ready? 588 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:49,540 Yeah. 589 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:51,250 Flashlight. 590 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:55,285 Systems check. 591 00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:57,297 Air pressure? 592 00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:02,842 Okay, we're okay there. 593 00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:04,427 Check. 594 00:37:04,431 --> 00:37:06,422 12-volt system? 595 00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:07,433 Check. 596 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,305 = exterior illumination? 597 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:13,678 Check. 598 00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:18,103 And, the drive system's response. 599 00:37:18,111 --> 00:37:21,319 Oh, wow. 600 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:23,108 Here's my launch area graphic. 601 00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:24,276 See, 602 00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:26,400 since the thunder road's inside the field now, 603 00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:27,696 I'm going to plot our movement 604 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:30,867 relative to an outside stationary point, which is the creek. 605 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:32,916 There we are. 606 00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:34,662 = that makes sense. 607 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:37,536 Okay, harness strength? 608 00:37:37,547 --> 00:37:38,662 Oh, come on, check, let's go! 609 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:40,914 Come on. Wait, wait, wait, wait! 610 00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:42,461 Supplies, we need supplies. 611 00:37:42,469 --> 00:37:43,879 Before we go, we need- supplies, check! 612 00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:46,549 - Are you nuts! - Supplies. 613 00:37:46,556 --> 00:37:47,887 - Everything. - Come on, come on! 614 00:37:47,891 --> 00:37:50,257 - Come on, let's just go! - Are you crazy! 615 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,758 We need to go, come on! 616 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:52,930 All right, fine. 617 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:55,428 Exterior illumination off. No, no, no! 618 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,805 It'll be cooler if it's on. 619 00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:58,807 Are you, the whole world's gonna see these lights! 620 00:37:58,818 --> 00:37:59,648 I mean- 621 00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:00,482 - all right, we'll turn them off, 622 00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:01,351 we'll turn them off when we get outta the creek. 623 00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:02,362 It'll be cooler. 624 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:04,649 Okay, fine. 625 00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:06,397 Your way, fine. 626 00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:08,365 All right, masks on. - Let's go. 627 00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:09,905 Mask on. 628 00:38:09,913 --> 00:38:11,528 Okay, we'll be able to talk briefly 629 00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:13,370 after the field is on. 630 00:38:13,374 --> 00:38:14,454 Make sure that you breathe through these hoses 631 00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:16,700 most of the time, all right? 632 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,747 We're gonna run out of oxygen pretty fast. 633 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,748 Everyone ready? 634 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:24,590 Ready. 635 00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:25,879 - Tight? - Ready. 636 00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:26,797 Check, check, check. 637 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:28,386 Will you stop checking, let's go! 638 00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:29,674 Let's boogie! 639 00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:44,397 Field on. 640 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:01,839 Wow! 641 00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:47,545 Okay, let's go down, and to the right. 642 00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:05,441 It hardly feels like we're moving at all. 643 00:40:05,445 --> 00:40:07,401 Great suspension on this thing. 644 00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:10,651 It feels like a dream, doesn't it? 645 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:12,941 I mean, it's all so perfect. 646 00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:17,700 Funny, I never have dreams. 647 00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:19,698 Oh, everybody has dreams. 648 00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:20,709 T don't. 649 00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:36,308 Gee. 650 00:40:37,185 --> 00:40:39,471 I wish I'd gone to the bathroom. 651 00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:07,336 I can't believe this! 652 00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:09,126 We must be going over 100 miles an hour, 653 00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:12,250 and we haven't even used 1/10 of our power yet! 654 00:41:12,261 --> 00:41:13,261 Wow! 655 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:15,761 Where should we go? 656 00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:17,756 Where's all the action on Friday night? 657 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:20,057 = the drive-in! 658 00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:26,973 Bloodshed is my life. 659 00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:27,985 Pain my pleasure. 660 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:33,187 Now is the time for destruction. 661 00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:44,995 You see them flying there? 662 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:46,959 That's what they call a traveling matte. 663 00:41:48,089 --> 00:41:49,089 How do you know? 664 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:52,502 All these movies use them, it's standard. 665 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:53,841 May the power be with us! 666 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:56,928 They attack again, but they will not touch my Carla. 667 00:42:05,148 --> 00:42:07,184 Oh, "starkiller" ” this is great! 668 00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:09,102 You mean you've seen this? 669 00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:11,226 Yeah, the blonde guy's starkiller, 670 00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:13,728 and he spends the whole movie blowing up aliens. 671 00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:21,952 = Carla! 672 00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:24,322 Explosions in space? 673 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:25,288 It's impossible! 674 00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:27,454 Oh what do you mean, you can hardly see the strings! 675 00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:33,213 He was like my father. 676 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:37,126 Do you see what I mean? 677 00:42:37,138 --> 00:42:38,674 He was my father! 678 00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:40,891 = Carla! 679 00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:44,346 Oh, starkiller! 680 00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:48,726 Does she take her clothes off? 681 00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:51,315 Yeah, but she's got three navels. 682 00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:53,275 Don't you think we're a little close? 683 00:42:57,617 --> 00:42:58,857 = that looks so fake! 684 00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:02,114 We're right in front of the screen, get us outta here! 685 00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:03,121 Okay! 686 00:43:09,462 --> 00:43:13,375 What's happening! 687 00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:17,674 Not so fast, we're too low! 688 00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:19,293 It's not making any sense! 689 00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:20,385 Turn us around! 690 00:43:20,389 --> 00:43:21,595 You're gonna kill us, you idiot! 691 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:22,759 Why don't you drive it, I'm trying! 692 00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:23,677 = turn it around! 693 00:43:23,684 --> 00:43:24,719 Hey, what's the deal? 694 00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:26,263 I gave you a 20. 695 00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:49,366 Starkiller, you're being taken from behind! 696 00:43:49,377 --> 00:43:51,538 Burn in hell, alien maggots! 697 00:43:51,546 --> 00:43:54,959 You shall not posses our women, slime-bred vermin! 698 00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:04,722 Smooth move, ex-lax! 699 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:05,885 Do you wanna drive? 700 00:44:05,893 --> 00:44:07,053 Yeah! 701 00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:09,143 I heard they were gonna tear it down anyway. 702 00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:11,474 At least, I think I do. 703 00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:14,598 Well, it's working okay now. 704 00:44:14,610 --> 00:44:15,474 Now let's go back. 705 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:17,147 - Oh come on! - Oh come on, not yet! 706 00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:17,985 No. 707 00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:18,819 Let's see some more! 708 00:44:18,823 --> 00:44:20,529 Yeah, open her up, let's see what she can do! 709 00:44:20,533 --> 00:44:21,989 Are you serious? 710 00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:23,073 - Yeah! - Yeah! 711 00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:23,907 = come on! 712 00:44:23,911 --> 00:44:24,946 I'd say she's done enough already. 713 00:44:24,954 --> 00:44:26,785 Oh, come on! 714 00:44:26,789 --> 00:44:27,789 What the hell is that? 715 00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:49,383 Okay, Charlies, what do we do now? 716 00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:54,232 We order it down. 717 00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:58,852 Unidentified craft, 718 00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:02,943 you're in direct violation of controlled air space. 719 00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:03,735 What are they saying? 720 00:45:03,743 --> 00:45:05,859 Probably something like, "you're under arrest." 721 00:45:05,870 --> 00:45:10,830 I repeat, you must land immediately. 722 00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:14,499 Jesus! 723 00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:15,788 Did you see that? 724 00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:23,710 I don't khow what I saw, Charlie. 725 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:26,508 Gordon, there was something inside, did you see it? 726 00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:31,430 I swallowed my gum. 727 00:45:37,026 --> 00:45:38,812 That guy saw us for sure. 728 00:45:38,819 --> 00:45:40,855 Hey, that's just great! 729 00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:41,693 What if he reports us, 730 00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:44,154 and the police come to our house and arrest us? 731 00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:45,648 Then we'll have a criminal record! 732 00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:47,150 Bid deal! 733 00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:50,870 Even if he did report us, who's gonna believe him, anyway? 734 00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:54,706 It's doing it again! 735 00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:55,620 What? 736 00:45:55,628 --> 00:45:56,628 I don't know! 737 00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:02,748 I never programmed anything like this! 738 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,672 I mean look at it, it's complete nonsense! 739 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:06,886 Well then where's it coming from? 740 00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:07,844 I don't know, I have no idea! 741 00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:09,554 Great, the computer's crazy! 742 00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:11,674 We're going straight up! 743 00:46:11,686 --> 00:46:14,428 Is it thinking for itself, or taking over the ship, or what? 744 00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:15,803 It has to be receiving this stuff 745 00:46:15,815 --> 00:46:17,021 from somewhere else! 746 00:46:17,024 --> 00:46:18,309 Outside the sphere! 747 00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:25,570 Tell it to turn us around! 748 00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:27,360 I'm trying to, okay! 749 00:46:28,327 --> 00:46:29,692 See, no access! 750 00:46:39,922 --> 00:46:41,503 I don't know what this is or where it's coming from. 751 00:46:41,507 --> 00:46:43,793 Well, you can still read it, can't you? 752 00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:46,508 You guys ready for some more good news? 753 00:46:46,512 --> 00:46:48,093 We're outta air. 754 00:46:48,097 --> 00:46:49,097 We are! 755 00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:53,474 Okay, nobody panic. 756 00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:55,934 We have to trick the computer. 757 00:46:57,523 --> 00:46:59,980 I'm going to reverse our x-axis diode. 758 00:46:59,984 --> 00:47:01,440 Hold your ears. 759 00:47:01,444 --> 00:47:02,399 I'm turning off the field, 760 00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:04,234 and air's gonna rush in for a second. 761 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:31,720 Aren't we still going up? 762 00:47:31,724 --> 00:47:33,510 No, this is great! 763 00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:35,223 Not only do we have new fresh air, 764 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:36,592 but I tricked the computer so it thinks 765 00:47:36,604 --> 00:47:38,140 it's going in exactly the opposite direction 766 00:47:38,147 --> 00:47:40,058 that it actually is! 767 00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:40,896 That's great! 768 00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:42,140 Well then we're going straight down! 769 00:47:42,151 --> 00:47:43,151 Well, yeah. 770 00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:47,144 - We're going straight down! - Okay! Okay! Okay! 771 00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:06,129 Oh, we made it! 772 00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:07,498 Oh, we made. 773 00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:08,841 Oh, okay! 774 00:48:08,844 --> 00:48:10,129 12-volt system off. 775 00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:11,217 - Wait, Wolfgang. - Wolfgang. 776 00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:12,052 We're not on the ground. 777 00:48:12,056 --> 00:48:14,547 Yes, and last but not least, I've been waiting for this. 778 00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:15,388 We're not on the ground! 779 00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:16,508 = of course we are! 780 00:48:16,519 --> 00:48:18,259 We're home! We're home! = no. 781 00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:20,056 - Field off! - Don't do it! 782 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:30,862 You idiot! 783 00:48:32,201 --> 00:48:33,657 If you broke my walkman, you're dead! 784 00:48:33,661 --> 00:48:36,403 I got us back down, didn't I? 785 00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:37,414 You sure did! 786 00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:43,167 Wow. 787 00:48:43,170 --> 00:48:44,535 It took us right back home! 788 00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:55,473 What's so funny? 789 00:48:56,392 --> 00:48:58,257 That was great! 790 00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:00,009 That was incredible! 791 00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:02,602 Next time, next time we'll bring more air, 792 00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:03,812 and we'll go higher. = next time? 793 00:49:03,816 --> 00:49:05,101 And we'll explore. 794 00:49:05,985 --> 00:49:08,021 Listen, Ben, I'm not going to get in that thing again 795 00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:09,234 until we find out exactly where 796 00:49:09,238 --> 00:49:10,978 those programs are coming from. 797 00:49:10,990 --> 00:49:12,901 And we need to run tests. 798 00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:14,444 - Yes, we have to run- - Wolfgang, come on! 799 00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:17,194 Hundreds upon hundreds of serious tests! 800 00:49:17,204 --> 00:49:18,660 You know, it could take years. 801 00:49:19,582 --> 00:49:21,743 What are you talking about? 802 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:24,332 That was the most important thing that ever happened! 803 00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:27,078 Couldn't you feel it? 804 00:49:27,089 --> 00:49:28,670 That feeling way inside? 805 00:49:30,176 --> 00:49:31,382 We were flying! 806 00:49:31,385 --> 00:49:33,922 Come on, Ben, make some sense! 807 00:49:33,929 --> 00:49:35,419 We almost didn't come back! 808 00:49:35,431 --> 00:49:36,887 But we did come back! 809 00:49:39,226 --> 00:49:40,226 Here we are! 810 00:49:42,563 --> 00:49:44,144 What do you think? 811 00:49:44,148 --> 00:49:45,763 We should trust the dream, right? 812 00:49:47,193 --> 00:49:49,058 Sorry man, I wanna live. 813 00:49:55,034 --> 00:49:58,151 But we have our own spaceship! 814 00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:20,802 You coming? 815 00:50:20,809 --> 00:50:21,809 No. 816 00:50:22,937 --> 00:50:24,518 I wanna take another look around. 817 00:50:25,439 --> 00:50:27,395 Okay, catch you later. 818 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,055 = Johan. 819 00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:09,726 Johan, keep your projectiles to yourself. 820 00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:12,816 So it was quite a lot of activity in this town last night. 821 00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:14,936 There were numerous ufo sightings! 822 00:51:16,615 --> 00:51:18,071 Many of them at the drive-in. 823 00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:22,197 The police are trying to investigating 824 00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:24,820 to discover who destroyed the 825 00:51:24,832 --> 00:51:26,447 concession stand. 826 00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:27,823 Wolfgang! 827 00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:28,835 What! 828 00:51:29,878 --> 00:51:31,459 Your color is not good. 829 00:51:32,715 --> 00:51:35,127 You should not be making experiments so late. 830 00:51:37,553 --> 00:51:40,215 = oh by the way, I found the bug bomb! 831 00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:41,337 Where was it? 832 00:51:41,348 --> 00:51:42,884 Where was it? 833 00:51:42,891 --> 00:51:44,677 In the bathroom! 834 00:52:21,305 --> 00:52:22,465 Hey man, I waited a lifetime 835 00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:23,337 for something like this to happen, 836 00:52:23,349 --> 00:52:25,469 I wanna find out what the hell it was we saw up there! 837 00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:29,806 Okay, well. 838 00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:31,178 I saw something down in the creek. 839 00:52:31,190 --> 00:52:33,476 Charlie, why don't you just go back to sleep? 840 00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:36,851 I don't know, I can't help it, can't you understand that? 841 00:52:37,738 --> 00:52:39,694 All I know is this is driving me crazy. 842 00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:42,280 Charlie 843 00:52:42,284 --> 00:52:43,284 Gordon. 844 00:52:45,829 --> 00:52:47,490 Look man, I've been having dreams about this lately. 845 00:52:47,498 --> 00:52:48,578 Not really? 846 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:49,582 Yes, really! 847 00:52:52,044 --> 00:52:53,044 The weird thing is, 848 00:52:54,755 --> 00:52:57,246 I haven't had dreams like this since I was a kid. 849 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:37,248 Lori, it's a dream! 850 00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:42,257 Lori? 851 00:53:49,685 --> 00:53:51,425 Wow! 852 00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:53,098 Is that what your first dream was like? 853 00:53:53,105 --> 00:53:54,345 Wolfgang! 854 00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:55,812 This is a private dream! 855 00:53:55,816 --> 00:53:57,352 Not anymore. 856 00:53:57,359 --> 00:53:58,314 You too? 857 00:53:58,318 --> 00:53:59,603 I thought you never dream? 858 00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:01,647 Yeah, so did I. 859 00:54:01,655 --> 00:54:02,895 Wait a minute! 860 00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:05,022 Don't you see, we're all here! 861 00:54:05,033 --> 00:54:06,489 There must be a reason for this! 862 00:54:06,493 --> 00:54:08,233 There's always a reason when you dream! 863 00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:11,060 What are these, drive-ins? 864 00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:20,086 See? 865 00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:21,045 See, there's a diagram! 866 00:54:21,049 --> 00:54:23,165 And there's a missing part in the center! 867 00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:24,337 We have to remember it, 868 00:54:24,344 --> 00:54:26,255 and then figure it out when we go up again! 869 00:54:44,072 --> 00:54:45,072 Wolfgang! 870 00:54:47,534 --> 00:54:50,276 I just had a dream weirder than yours. 871 00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:51,527 Did you get the diagram? 872 00:54:55,083 --> 00:54:56,948 Yes, as a matter of fact, I did. 873 00:55:02,174 --> 00:55:03,880 What's going on here? 874 00:55:05,219 --> 00:55:06,504 We both had the same dream. 875 00:55:07,930 --> 00:55:09,795 See, it's a smaller circuit board 876 00:55:09,807 --> 00:55:12,264 that fits onto the original circuit board. 877 00:55:12,267 --> 00:55:14,178 Like this. 878 00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:15,346 Turn it on. 879 00:55:15,354 --> 00:55:16,764 Okay. 880 00:55:23,654 --> 00:55:26,316 What is that stuff? 881 00:55:26,323 --> 00:55:27,733 It's oxygen! 882 00:55:27,741 --> 00:55:28,571 It's oxygen! 883 00:55:28,575 --> 00:55:30,566 Well turn it off, stupid! 884 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:40,250 I had it turned up a little too high. 885 00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:42,870 But that's okay, it can still go. 886 00:55:44,132 --> 00:55:45,132 Finally! 887 00:55:46,635 --> 00:55:47,635 You feel it t00? 888 00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:49,846 Yeah. 889 00:55:50,514 --> 00:55:52,095 Ever since the dream last night. 890 00:55:54,476 --> 00:55:57,434 Let's face it, somebody's calling us. 891 00:55:57,437 --> 00:55:59,803 They've been calling us from the beginning. 892 00:55:59,815 --> 00:56:01,305 But from where? 893 00:56:01,316 --> 00:56:02,271 T don't know. 894 00:56:02,276 --> 00:56:03,641 But it's somewhere up there. 895 00:56:04,653 --> 00:56:07,019 I guess we have to find out, right? 896 00:56:07,030 --> 00:56:08,395 Well they got us this far. 897 00:56:13,453 --> 00:56:16,240 It's like we're supposed to go. 898 00:56:16,248 --> 00:56:17,704 Well, 899 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:18,708 let's go. 900 00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:22,993 Before my dad sees his work shed. 901 00:57:29,196 --> 00:57:30,857 Ben, are you using my tweezers again 902 00:57:30,864 --> 00:57:32,775 on one of your models? 903 00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:34,489 - No. - Honey, what are you doing? 904 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:38,781 I'm writing a letter to grandma. 905 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,325 Oh, well good. 906 00:57:43,251 --> 00:57:44,206 Mom? 907 00:57:44,211 --> 00:57:45,747 Yeah? 908 00:57:45,754 --> 00:57:48,040 Remember that stuff you were telling me about 909 00:57:48,048 --> 00:57:49,788 your dreams and doing what you wanna do? 910 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:50,835 Mhmm. 911 00:57:50,842 --> 00:57:53,299 Well, if I really wanna be an astronaut, 912 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:56,466 and go out in space, and really do that, 913 00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:58,088 it'd be okay, right? 914 00:57:58,100 --> 00:58:00,887 Sure, honey, if that's what you really wanna do. 915 00:58:00,894 --> 00:58:01,929 Okay. 916 00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:07,264 Sleep tight. 917 00:58:07,275 --> 00:58:08,310 Yeah, okay. 918 00:58:13,532 --> 00:58:14,532 Bye, mom. 919 00:58:25,085 --> 00:58:27,667 Whoa! 920 00:58:27,671 --> 00:58:29,036 Hiya, kid. 921 00:58:29,047 --> 00:58:30,457 So you're the space man? 922 00:58:30,465 --> 00:58:31,580 What? 923 00:58:31,591 --> 00:58:33,456 Hey listen. 924 00:58:33,468 --> 00:58:34,878 Is this your jacket? 925 00:58:34,886 --> 00:58:37,548 Where'd you get that? 926 00:58:37,556 --> 00:58:39,296 You were on that ufo, weren't you? 927 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,340 Weren't you? 928 00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:44,468 Hey, weren't you in there? 929 00:59:07,753 --> 00:59:09,744 We gotta get outta here, some guys knows about it! 930 00:59:09,755 --> 00:59:11,666 What? Who? 931 00:59:11,673 --> 00:59:14,460 Some guy, he tried to grab me outside my house! 932 00:59:14,468 --> 00:59:16,049 He's probably on his way over here right now! 933 00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:18,169 So we'll kick his butt! 934 00:59:30,442 --> 00:59:31,272 Let's get outta here! 935 00:59:31,276 --> 00:59:33,733 Okay, I have to regulate the air pressure first, okay? 936 00:59:33,737 --> 00:59:34,977 Can't you do that when we're up there? 937 00:59:34,988 --> 00:59:36,948 No, I can't, Ben, now you're getting on my nerves! 938 00:59:40,494 --> 00:59:41,494 What's that? 939 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:44,490 Something my dad gave me, do you mind? 940 00:59:44,498 --> 00:59:47,456 Oh, it's fine, fine, just put it outta the way. 941 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:28,948 Nice going, kid. 942 01:00:34,089 --> 01:00:35,795 All right! 943 01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:36,959 So what happens now? 944 01:00:36,967 --> 01:00:38,047 I'll take us up higher, 945 01:00:38,051 --> 01:00:40,588 and then they'll contact us, I guess. 946 01:00:54,776 --> 01:00:57,108 I can't stop thinking about what's up there! 947 01:00:57,112 --> 01:00:59,649 I mean, what kinda life? 948 01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:03,490 You mean, will it be some kinda slimy blob? 949 01:01:03,493 --> 01:01:05,154 It could be anything! 950 01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:06,993 I mean, it could be pure energy, 951 01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:09,204 or it could be thought waves. 952 01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:10,538 I mean, I don't know! 953 01:01:10,542 --> 01:01:12,874 It could be something we can't even imagine! 954 01:01:12,878 --> 01:01:15,460 How about a planet full of Amazon women, 955 01:01:15,463 --> 01:01:18,375 who wanna breed a new race? 956 01:01:18,383 --> 01:01:19,372 You pervert! 957 01:01:19,384 --> 01:01:20,749 Oh come on, you guys! 958 01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:21,840 You'll see, it'll be great! 959 01:01:21,845 --> 01:01:23,961 It'll be the greatest thing ever! 960 01:01:35,233 --> 01:01:36,439 They're here! 961 01:01:37,611 --> 01:01:39,818 See, they're taking over. 962 01:01:46,161 --> 01:01:47,901 Whoa, what was that? 963 01:01:47,913 --> 01:01:49,824 What happened? 964 01:01:49,831 --> 01:01:50,661 Where are we? 965 01:01:50,665 --> 01:01:51,665 Oh my god! 966 01:02:05,138 --> 01:02:06,253 Eaten alive. 967 01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:13,851 What if we wanna go back? 968 01:02:13,855 --> 01:02:14,970 Go back? 969 01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:16,767 Now you say this? 970 01:02:16,775 --> 01:02:18,766 Why don't you look around, it's a little too late! 971 01:02:18,777 --> 01:02:20,938 Will you shut up? 972 01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:22,902 It'll be all right, just don't spoil it! 973 01:02:24,532 --> 01:02:27,899 We are going where no man has gone before, 974 01:02:29,037 --> 01:02:31,619 to unlock the secrets of the universe! 975 01:02:34,334 --> 01:02:36,040 It's pretty incredible. 976 01:02:37,212 --> 01:02:38,292 Think about it! 977 01:03:06,408 --> 01:03:07,408 = it feels off. 978 01:03:09,244 --> 01:03:10,859 Well guys, we're on our own now. 979 01:03:10,870 --> 01:03:11,905 Don't worry. 980 01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:14,787 It's all part of the plan. 981 01:03:26,970 --> 01:03:28,676 Look at this place. 982 01:03:50,410 --> 01:03:51,410 Ride's over. 983 01:03:52,704 --> 01:03:53,693 I guess we should get out now. 984 01:03:53,705 --> 01:03:55,070 Are you crazy? 985 01:03:57,042 --> 01:03:59,875 We can't just sit here, they're expecting us! 986 01:03:59,878 --> 01:04:01,709 Exactly, I'm staying right here. 987 01:04:02,672 --> 01:04:04,879 If they give us any trouble, we'll kick their butts! 988 01:04:07,260 --> 01:04:08,340 What the hell's this? 989 01:04:17,729 --> 01:04:18,935 Let's get outta here! 990 01:04:24,235 --> 01:04:25,235 Hello? 991 01:04:32,035 --> 01:04:33,741 We're radioactive now. 992 01:04:34,746 --> 01:04:37,032 Our DNA is all screwed up. 993 01:04:38,666 --> 01:04:40,782 My kids'll have tentacles. 994 01:04:44,005 --> 01:04:45,586 = it's dark in here. 995 01:04:46,466 --> 01:04:48,206 Maybe they don't have eyes. 996 01:04:48,218 --> 01:04:49,754 Think we'll enjoy living here? 997 01:04:53,932 --> 01:04:56,469 I wonder what they're waiting for? 998 01:04:56,476 --> 01:04:58,512 I mean, they must've been preparing for this 999 01:04:58,520 --> 01:04:59,680 for thousands of years. 1000 01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:04,021 Maybe they're not hungry vet. 1001 01:05:05,860 --> 01:05:06,860 Where's Darren? 1002 01:05:11,074 --> 01:05:12,074 Whoa! 1003 01:05:32,137 --> 01:05:33,137 Darren! 1004 01:05:35,265 --> 01:05:36,380 Where is he? 1005 01:05:38,143 --> 01:05:39,143 Darren! 1006 01:06:00,665 --> 01:06:02,405 There must be some kind of mistake. 1007 01:06:02,417 --> 01:06:03,657 Mistake my foot! 1008 01:06:03,668 --> 01:06:06,125 They're testing us like mice and ants! 1009 01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:07,118 Don't be such a downer. 1010 01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:09,121 I'm serious! 1011 01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:44,368 Ben? 1012 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:46,331 Hey Ben, wait up! 1013 01:07:25,792 --> 01:07:26,792 Hey. 1014 01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:29,333 What's that sound? 1015 01:07:30,505 --> 01:07:32,211 I don't know. 1016 01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:08,203 Wolfgang! 1017 01:10:19,257 --> 01:10:20,257 Wolfgang! 1018 01:10:30,977 --> 01:10:31,977 Ben? 1019 01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:36,708 Darren! 1020 01:11:38,044 --> 01:11:39,079 Are you okay? 1021 01:11:41,672 --> 01:11:43,037 That was weird. 1022 01:11:44,342 --> 01:11:46,298 You were in a trance or something. 1023 01:11:46,302 --> 01:11:47,166 Where's Wolfgang? 1024 01:11:47,178 --> 01:11:48,463 = tt don't know! 1025 01:11:48,471 --> 01:11:50,132 I lost him, 1026 01:11:50,139 --> 01:11:51,003 this thing came out- 1027 01:11:51,015 --> 01:11:53,631 - well let's go find him and get outta here! 1028 01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:55,679 I don't know how it works, 1029 01:11:55,686 --> 01:11:58,177 but it puts pictures in your head. 1030 01:11:58,189 --> 01:11:59,178 I saw the dream we had, 1031 01:11:59,190 --> 01:12:01,647 and a whole bunch of other weird stuff. 1032 01:12:01,651 --> 01:12:04,438 That sounds just like in "forbidden planet"! 1033 01:12:04,445 --> 01:12:06,185 They had this brain booster machine. 1034 01:12:07,782 --> 01:12:10,114 Maybe that's how they got into my dreams. 1035 01:12:17,792 --> 01:12:20,158 It smells in here. 1036 01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:27,881 I hate to say this, 1037 01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:30,592 but this isn't the way 1 thought it would be at all. 1038 01:12:32,056 --> 01:12:33,171 It smells in here. 1039 01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:35,047 You just said that! 1040 01:12:36,269 --> 01:12:38,305 No I didn't. 1041 01:12:38,312 --> 01:12:39,312 What? 1042 01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:42,145 Oh my god! 1043 01:12:46,571 --> 01:12:47,856 Where'd he go? 1044 01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:51,568 We scared him! 1045 01:12:51,576 --> 01:12:52,736 Scared him? 1046 01:12:54,078 --> 01:12:55,818 Yeah, to him we're the aliens. 1047 01:12:57,290 --> 01:12:59,030 To him we might be horrible! 1048 01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:00,201 Horrible, us? 1049 01:13:02,420 --> 01:13:03,500 = come on. 1050 01:13:03,504 --> 01:13:05,085 He couldn't of gotten far. 1051 01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:13,388 Hello? 1052 01:13:14,849 --> 01:13:16,339 Don't be scared! 1053 01:13:16,350 --> 01:13:17,350 Ben, wait a minute! 1054 01:13:19,729 --> 01:13:21,344 We gotta find him! 1055 01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:44,621 I've waiting all my life to say this. 1056 01:13:48,049 --> 01:13:49,049 Be my guest. 1057 01:13:59,226 --> 01:14:00,716 We come in peace. 1058 01:14:07,568 --> 01:14:09,934 Great, now try, "how do we get back to our ship?" 1059 01:14:09,946 --> 01:14:12,028 No, no, just give him a minute! 1060 01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:14,272 He's probably just translating in his head. 1061 01:14:14,283 --> 01:14:15,648 See, if we can communicate, 1062 01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:17,525 he can give us the answers to anything! 1063 01:14:18,663 --> 01:14:20,199 He's about to say something. 1064 01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:24,073 What's up, doc? 1065 01:14:27,254 --> 01:14:28,254 What? 1066 01:14:29,715 --> 01:14:31,296 Okay, but let's face it. 1067 01:14:32,259 --> 01:14:34,716 This energy field of yours, it's quite extraordinary, 1068 01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:36,676 but it still needs a lot of work. 1069 01:14:36,681 --> 01:14:37,841 Talk about bumpy rides. 1070 01:14:39,016 --> 01:14:40,802 I think that a technology this advanced 1071 01:14:40,810 --> 01:14:42,675 could stabilize a simple computer! 1072 01:14:44,271 --> 01:14:48,560 I never tire looking at the stars, do you? 1073 01:14:51,195 --> 01:14:53,937 Did you know that the light that we see now, 1074 01:14:54,824 --> 01:14:57,190 actually began eons ago? 1075 01:14:57,201 --> 01:15:00,318 They always make me feel so romantic! 1076 01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:03,832 Do you have 1077 01:15:04,583 --> 01:15:05,618 a girlfriend? 1078 01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:08,003 On earth? 1079 01:15:08,796 --> 01:15:10,002 A girlfriend? 1080 01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:15,379 Well of course I've got a girlfriend. 1081 01:15:15,386 --> 01:15:16,386 No on special. 1082 01:15:19,056 --> 01:15:21,422 I'm not tied down, if that's what you mean. 1083 01:15:29,233 --> 01:15:32,691 It's probably not english, it's just an alien language 1084 01:15:32,695 --> 01:15:34,276 that sounds like english. 1085 01:15:39,243 --> 01:15:40,608 Remember this one? 1086 01:15:40,619 --> 01:15:43,201 J oh a horse is a horse, of course, of course j 1087 01:15:43,205 --> 01:15:45,446 j and no one can talk to a horse, of course j 1088 01:15:45,458 --> 01:15:47,119 j that is, of course, unless the horse 1089 01:15:47,126 --> 01:15:49,037 j is the famous Mr. ed j 1090 01:15:49,045 --> 01:15:49,875 everybody! 1091 01:15:49,879 --> 01:15:52,291 I go right to the horse and ask the horse 1092 01:15:52,298 --> 01:15:54,380 nobody's singing. 1093 01:15:54,383 --> 01:15:55,383 Wolfgang? 1094 01:15:56,886 --> 01:15:58,376 Hi guys! 1095 01:15:58,387 --> 01:15:59,502 Where you been? 1096 01:15:59,513 --> 01:16:00,673 Looking for you! 1097 01:16:02,308 --> 01:16:03,798 We were worried about you! 1098 01:16:03,809 --> 01:16:06,471 Do you have any consideration for your friends? 1099 01:16:18,783 --> 01:16:19,783 = this is neek. 1100 01:16:21,535 --> 01:16:24,368 And neek, that's Darren and Ben. 1101 01:16:25,873 --> 01:16:26,873 Hello. 1102 01:16:36,467 --> 01:16:37,582 Hi yourself. 1103 01:16:39,053 --> 01:16:40,884 We've been looking all over for you! 1104 01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:44,638 And now you're just lounging around with some alien. 1105 01:16:44,642 --> 01:16:45,642 And, 1106 01:16:46,519 --> 01:16:47,725 like communicating! 1107 01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:53,021 Ben, 1108 01:16:53,025 --> 01:16:55,232 she's incredibly intelligent! 1109 01:16:56,195 --> 01:16:57,195 Besides, 1110 01:16:58,197 --> 01:16:59,197 she kind of likes me. 1111 01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:03,031 Wak! 1112 01:17:03,035 --> 01:17:04,035 What? 1113 01:17:05,871 --> 01:17:06,871 Wak! 1114 01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:10,497 Quack? 1115 01:17:10,501 --> 01:17:11,501 Wak! 1116 01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:14,039 Wak's your name! 1117 01:17:14,046 --> 01:17:15,911 That's your name! = duh! 1118 01:17:17,925 --> 01:17:18,960 = I'm Ben. 1119 01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:20,333 Me, Ben. 1120 01:17:20,344 --> 01:17:21,344 Me, Tarzan! 1121 01:17:31,605 --> 01:17:33,311 What do I have to do, eat a banana? 1122 01:17:34,191 --> 01:17:35,601 You get it, don't you? 1123 01:17:35,609 --> 01:17:36,815 No, I... 1124 01:17:36,819 --> 01:17:37,819 Come on, jump in! 1125 01:17:42,074 --> 01:17:43,689 They know all about us. 1126 01:17:43,701 --> 01:17:45,942 It's from watching this stuff. 1127 01:17:45,953 --> 01:17:46,953 Neek? 1128 01:17:47,705 --> 01:17:48,615 You see? 1129 01:17:48,622 --> 01:17:49,622 Look! 1130 01:18:09,310 --> 01:18:10,310 = TV? 1131 01:18:14,064 --> 01:18:15,224 They get TV up here? 1132 01:18:16,525 --> 01:18:18,436 Just waves in space. 1133 01:18:18,444 --> 01:18:19,809 They're crazy about it. 1134 01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:21,731 Yes, folks, there is life in outer space! 1135 01:18:21,739 --> 01:18:24,526 And here he comes, the life of outer space himself! 1136 01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:25,653 Let's make him feel at home! 1137 01:18:26,744 --> 01:18:28,109 Do you know me? 1138 01:18:29,163 --> 01:18:31,996 Often, when I enter a hotel or restaurant, 1139 01:18:31,999 --> 01:18:33,785 people fail to recognize me. 1140 01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:35,532 Thank you, thank you, you're great! 1141 01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:38,206 Let's start tonight's show with a medley of your favorites! 1142 01:18:38,214 --> 01:18:39,420 Remember this one? 1143 01:18:39,423 --> 01:18:42,460 The amazing kitchen companion! 1144 01:18:42,468 --> 01:18:44,424 It slices, dices, minces, quinces! 1145 01:18:44,428 --> 01:18:46,669 Even makes French fries, shoestring or crinkle cut! 1146 01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:48,261 But wait, that's not all! 1147 01:18:48,265 --> 01:18:51,132 Make hundreds of julienne carrots in just seconds! 1148 01:18:51,143 --> 01:18:53,054 One tomato last a month! 1149 01:18:53,062 --> 01:18:55,223 No more tears cutting onions! 1150 01:18:55,231 --> 01:18:56,220 How much would expect to pay 1151 01:18:56,232 --> 01:18:58,188 for this unbelievable kitchen miracle, 1152 01:18:58,192 --> 01:18:59,648 that makes all previous forms of kitchen appliances 1153 01:18:59,652 --> 01:19:01,859 completely obsolete! 1154 01:19:01,862 --> 01:19:02,862 $50? 1155 01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:05,240 $100? 1156 01:19:05,950 --> 01:19:06,814 $1,000? 1157 01:19:06,825 --> 01:19:07,814 What do you think? 1158 01:19:07,826 --> 01:19:09,362 Well, it's great. 1159 01:19:10,329 --> 01:19:11,489 But, 1160 01:19:11,497 --> 01:19:12,497 well. 1161 01:19:13,290 --> 01:19:14,405 I mean, is it just me, or- 1162 01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:15,246 - what? 1163 01:19:15,251 --> 01:19:16,707 What's the matter? 1164 01:19:16,710 --> 01:19:18,996 They don't make any sense. 1165 01:19:20,130 --> 01:19:22,917 That's the way they think that we talk! 1166 01:19:22,925 --> 01:19:24,040 Order now and get the beautiful set 1167 01:19:24,051 --> 01:19:25,086 of stainless steel steak knives, 1168 01:19:25,094 --> 01:19:28,302 and the miracle paring knife, absolutely free! 1169 01:19:32,810 --> 01:19:34,550 Anyway, my wife gave me a new car. 1170 01:19:34,561 --> 01:19:36,973 It's called a rolls canhardly. 1171 01:19:36,981 --> 01:19:38,266 That's right, rolls down one hill, 1172 01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:40,265 can hardly get up the next. 1173 01:19:43,279 --> 01:19:46,316 Rolls canhardly! 1174 01:19:53,664 --> 01:19:56,155 The train, the train! 1175 01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:58,498 Now for the first time on our show, 1176 01:20:01,130 --> 01:20:02,995 the flying sorrento brothers. 1177 01:20:03,007 --> 01:20:04,838 Now, as you know, the flying sorrento brothers 1178 01:20:04,842 --> 01:20:07,003 were supposed to be on last week's show, 1179 01:20:07,011 --> 01:20:09,627 unfortunately four of them are in critical condition. 1180 01:20:10,514 --> 01:20:12,345 So this evening, we are proud to present 1181 01:20:12,349 --> 01:20:15,557 the flying sorrento brother. 1182 01:20:15,561 --> 01:20:17,142 But first, before that, I'd like to introduce 1183 01:20:17,146 --> 01:20:20,013 four lads from liverpool, the Beatles. 1184 01:20:20,024 --> 01:20:22,185 But before the Beatles- 1185 01:20:23,944 --> 01:20:28,108 you must be proud to be from such a wonderful place! 1186 01:20:28,991 --> 01:20:30,902 You mean earth? 1187 01:20:30,909 --> 01:20:32,695 Thank you, thank you. 1188 01:20:32,703 --> 01:20:35,035 No more, no more, please. 1189 01:20:35,039 --> 01:20:37,530 My heart, my heart! 1190 01:20:39,043 --> 01:20:40,158 No, no, please. 1191 01:20:40,169 --> 01:20:41,169 Earth, eh? 1192 01:20:42,421 --> 01:20:44,707 Okay now, I'd like a little assistance from the audience. 1193 01:20:44,715 --> 01:20:46,171 If someone would like to come up here and help me? 1194 01:20:46,175 --> 01:20:47,039 If anyone? 1195 01:20:47,051 --> 01:20:48,882 You son, yes. 1196 01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:49,716 Yeay! 1197 01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:52,177 Please, would you come on stage for just a minute, please? 1198 01:20:52,181 --> 01:20:53,717 That's right. 1199 01:20:53,724 --> 01:20:55,430 Right up here, next to me. 1200 01:20:55,434 --> 01:20:56,924 What's your name, son? 1201 01:20:56,935 --> 01:20:57,765 Ben. 1202 01:20:57,770 --> 01:20:59,306 Ben, Ben, where're you from? 1203 01:20:59,313 --> 01:21:00,177 - Earth. - Earth! 1204 01:21:00,189 --> 01:21:01,645 Anybody here from earth? 1205 01:21:01,648 --> 01:21:03,388 Earth, see, you got friends here today. 1206 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:04,515 Ben, I'd like you to do me a little favor, if you will. 1207 01:21:04,526 --> 01:21:06,107 Would you do that? 1208 01:21:06,111 --> 01:21:06,941 Sure. 1209 01:21:06,945 --> 01:21:07,775 Ben, I'd like to improve my reception just a little bit, 1210 01:21:07,780 --> 01:21:09,862 so would you raise my antenna for me? 1211 01:21:10,949 --> 01:21:12,530 Not that one, Ben! 1212 01:21:12,534 --> 01:21:13,944 Not that one, back here. 1213 01:21:13,952 --> 01:21:14,952 These? 1214 01:21:15,788 --> 01:21:17,824 All right, move it a little to the right. 1215 01:21:17,831 --> 01:21:19,037 And now a little further. 1216 01:21:20,542 --> 01:21:21,542 Feels good. 1217 01:21:22,294 --> 01:21:23,374 Better, Ben. 1218 01:21:23,379 --> 01:21:25,040 Okay, that's pretty good. 1219 01:21:25,047 --> 01:21:25,877 Oh, great. 1220 01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:26,881 Thank you very much. 1221 01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:30,374 Well get away son, you're bothering me! 1222 01:21:30,386 --> 01:21:31,171 Excuse me”? 1223 01:21:31,178 --> 01:21:32,668 Get away boy, off, off! 1224 01:21:33,639 --> 01:21:35,129 Kids! 1225 01:21:35,140 --> 01:21:38,883 Kids all over the world, the only understand one thing! 1226 01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:42,311 J all around the world j 1227 01:21:42,314 --> 01:21:47,274 j rock and roll is all they play j 1228 01:21:47,861 --> 01:21:50,022 j all around the world j 1229 01:21:50,030 --> 01:21:54,774 j rock and roll is all they play j 1230 01:21:54,785 --> 01:21:56,946 j all the flat topped cats 1231 01:21:56,954 --> 01:21:58,865 j with they rock and roll queens 1232 01:21:58,872 --> 01:22:00,783 j just a'rocking and a'rolling j 1233 01:22:00,791 --> 01:22:03,533 j in their red and blue jeans' 1234 01:22:03,544 --> 01:22:05,705 j all around the world j 1235 01:22:05,712 --> 01:22:10,752 j rock and roll is here to stay j 1236 01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:13,296 j you can hear those jukebox jumping j 1237 01:22:13,303 --> 01:22:18,263 j all night and all through the day j 1238 01:22:18,642 --> 01:22:20,633 j ain't never no time for romance j 1239 01:22:20,644 --> 01:22:22,851 j; They only wanna dance 1240 01:22:22,855 --> 01:22:24,971 j the people are hollering and they hit the floor 1241 01:22:24,982 --> 01:22:27,223 j go, cat, go j 1242 01:22:27,234 --> 01:22:29,316 j all around the world j 1243 01:22:29,319 --> 01:22:34,279 j rock and roll is here to stay j 1244 01:22:34,283 --> 01:22:37,150 j you can hear those jukebox jumping j 1245 01:22:37,161 --> 01:22:41,530 j all night and all through the day j 1246 01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:58,838 J; They do the bop 1247 01:22:58,849 --> 01:23:00,510 j the Texas hop j 1248 01:23:00,517 --> 01:23:05,011 j shim sham shimmy, and they never, never stop 1249 01:23:05,022 --> 01:23:07,308 j all around the world j 1250 01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:11,980 j rock and roll is here to stay j 1251 01:23:11,987 --> 01:23:14,774 j you can hear those jukebox jumping j 1252 01:23:14,781 --> 01:23:17,693 j all night and all through the day j 1253 01:23:22,122 --> 01:23:23,737 thank you, thank you. 1254 01:23:23,749 --> 01:23:25,080 Thank you, you're beautiful. 1255 01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:26,994 You're wonderful, you're wonderful. 1256 01:23:27,002 --> 01:23:31,666 Thank you. 1257 01:23:31,673 --> 01:23:32,673 I get it. 1258 01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:36,171 Your people have been visiting our planet for, 1259 01:23:36,178 --> 01:23:38,510 well since ancient times! 1260 01:23:38,514 --> 01:23:41,051 And now you've come back to check up on us! 1261 01:23:41,058 --> 01:23:42,764 And explain everything, right? 1262 01:23:42,768 --> 01:23:44,304 It's a very interesting story, 1263 01:23:44,311 --> 01:23:45,631 it doesn't make any sense at all. 1264 01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:47,980 Are you aware of that? 1265 01:23:50,567 --> 01:23:52,603 Actually, they've never been down there in person. 1266 01:23:52,611 --> 01:23:53,600 There's too many germs. 1267 01:23:53,612 --> 01:23:55,102 Germs! 1268 01:23:55,113 --> 01:23:56,944 Germs! 1269 01:23:56,949 --> 01:24:01,409 Germs that can cause colds, bad breath, diarrhea, 1270 01:24:01,411 --> 01:24:05,324 germs that can flourish in your family bathroom! 1271 01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:09,541 See, they had to disinfect us when we got here, 1272 01:24:09,545 --> 01:24:11,376 just to get this close. 1273 01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:12,870 Besides, we know what they do 1274 01:24:12,881 --> 01:24:14,792 to people like us down there. 1275 01:25:20,574 --> 01:25:21,780 = but, 1276 01:25:21,783 --> 01:25:24,365 but this is just the movies! 1277 01:25:24,369 --> 01:25:26,109 This isn't the way we really are! 1278 01:25:27,664 --> 01:25:29,495 Don't you know that? 1279 01:25:29,499 --> 01:25:30,830 You expect me to believe that? 1280 01:25:30,834 --> 01:25:33,701 Look at this, your people just like to blow things up! 1281 01:25:34,671 --> 01:25:36,127 Look. 1282 01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:38,747 Look, we sent out those signals 1283 01:25:38,759 --> 01:25:40,124 because we wanted to meet. 1284 01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:43,093 But it had to be someone special. 1285 01:25:43,096 --> 01:25:44,096 You! 1286 01:25:44,931 --> 01:25:46,341 So, 1287 01:25:46,350 --> 01:25:47,590 so you could explain. 1288 01:25:48,769 --> 01:25:50,509 You're not like the rest of them. 1289 01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:51,930 You know we could be friends. 1290 01:25:54,024 --> 01:25:55,264 We only got the chance. 1291 01:25:57,027 --> 01:25:59,313 Look, I know I must look weird to you, 1292 01:25:59,321 --> 01:26:01,482 but how do you think you look to me? 1293 01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:03,355 Listen, I watched four episodes of "Lassie" 1294 01:26:03,367 --> 01:26:06,985 before I figured out why the little hairy kid never spoke! 1295 01:26:06,995 --> 01:26:09,657 I mean, he rolled over, sure, he did that fine, but, 1296 01:26:09,665 --> 01:26:11,872 I didn't think he deserved a series for that! 1297 01:26:16,296 --> 01:26:17,502 See, this isn't real! 1298 01:26:17,506 --> 01:26:18,506 And, 1299 01:26:19,216 --> 01:26:20,877 and we don't really kill people! 1300 01:26:20,884 --> 01:26:21,714 Well, we do, but, 1301 01:26:21,718 --> 01:26:24,551 but not aliens, because we haven't met any! 1302 01:26:34,272 --> 01:26:36,763 What's that? 1303 01:26:36,775 --> 01:26:39,562 Space pirates. 1304 01:26:39,569 --> 01:26:41,150 Space pirates? 1305 01:26:49,621 --> 01:26:52,829 Space pirates, scourge of the universe! 1306 01:26:52,833 --> 01:26:54,039 We can fight them off! 1307 01:26:54,042 --> 01:26:55,157 - Vicious! - We'll stand together! 1308 01:26:55,168 --> 01:26:56,123 Merciless! 1309 01:26:56,128 --> 01:26:56,958 We'll use your advanced weaponry! 1310 01:26:56,962 --> 01:26:58,827 They crush all who defy them! 1311 01:26:58,839 --> 01:27:01,376 Coming to a theater near you, rated r. 1312 01:27:03,301 --> 01:27:04,711 Good night everybody! 1313 01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:06,756 J thanks for the memories j 1314 01:27:06,763 --> 01:27:07,878 there she is! 1315 01:27:13,019 --> 01:27:14,475 Go home? 1316 01:27:14,479 --> 01:27:16,435 We can't go home, we just got here! 1317 01:27:16,440 --> 01:27:19,352 And we're sorry you have to run along so soon! 1318 01:27:19,359 --> 01:27:21,190 Aren't they great, let's give them a big sendoff! 1319 01:27:21,194 --> 01:27:23,230 I tell you, I love this guy! 1320 01:27:23,238 --> 01:27:24,944 I really do, I mean that sincerely. 1321 01:27:24,948 --> 01:27:27,485 Now remember, you can see him at Tahoe the week of the 17th, 1322 01:27:27,492 --> 01:27:29,448 and Atlantic city on easter weekend, isn't that right? 1323 01:27:29,453 --> 01:27:31,318 Let's all try to be there! 1324 01:27:31,329 --> 01:27:32,329 Tahoe? 1325 01:27:34,791 --> 01:27:35,906 What's the hurry? 1326 01:27:35,917 --> 01:27:39,080 Oh now look, honey, let's not have a scene. 1327 01:27:39,087 --> 01:27:41,248 I don't understand, see we came all this way, 1328 01:27:41,256 --> 01:27:42,666 and we haven't learned anything! 1329 01:27:42,674 --> 01:27:44,289 Perhaps next time! 1330 01:27:45,177 --> 01:27:46,758 Next time”? 1331 01:27:46,762 --> 01:27:49,629 Yes, next time you'll get to compete for our grand prize, 1332 01:27:49,639 --> 01:27:52,346 a fabulous new Pontiac firebird! 1333 01:27:52,350 --> 01:27:53,760 It's a brand new car! 1334 01:27:58,064 --> 01:27:59,270 We're not afraid of space pirates! 1335 01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:00,684 I don't understand why we have to go. 1336 01:28:00,692 --> 01:28:01,852 We can take it! 1337 01:28:01,860 --> 01:28:03,145 I really like it here. 1338 01:28:03,153 --> 01:28:06,020 We get beat up all the time at home! 1339 01:28:06,031 --> 01:28:07,396 Y'all come back now, hear? 1340 01:28:08,617 --> 01:28:10,824 But you can't just send us away! 1341 01:28:10,827 --> 01:28:13,819 What is it, did we do something wrong? 1342 01:28:13,830 --> 01:28:14,660 Is that it? 1343 01:28:14,664 --> 01:28:16,950 I mean, we laughed at all your jokes, 1344 01:28:16,958 --> 01:28:19,119 I mean even the really dumb ones. 1345 01:28:19,127 --> 01:28:20,162 I don't know. 1346 01:28:21,713 --> 01:28:24,295 What is it you want? 1347 01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:25,163 = aww! 1348 01:28:25,175 --> 01:28:27,291 Looks like my baby picture. 1349 01:28:42,567 --> 01:28:44,273 = it's '80s music. 1350 01:28:44,277 --> 01:28:45,277 It's cool. 1351 01:28:47,614 --> 01:28:48,614 = far out. 1352 01:28:55,789 --> 01:28:56,789 Oh, wak! 1353 01:29:05,215 --> 01:29:07,251 Is that a space pirate? 1354 01:29:08,301 --> 01:29:09,541 Yes! 1355 01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:14,595 No. 1356 01:29:14,599 --> 01:29:16,305 Not exactly. 1357 01:30:05,567 --> 01:30:07,182 = it's their father. 1358 01:30:08,069 --> 01:30:09,069 What? 1359 01:30:10,447 --> 01:30:12,187 I'm telling you, it's their father. 1360 01:30:12,198 --> 01:30:13,233 They're kids. 1361 01:30:14,534 --> 01:30:16,320 No way! 1362 01:30:16,328 --> 01:30:17,443 Look at him! 1363 01:30:21,166 --> 01:30:23,122 Just a couple of kids? 1364 01:30:24,377 --> 01:30:25,617 And you didn't tell us? 1365 01:30:26,796 --> 01:30:29,128 You dreamed about meeting us! 1366 01:30:30,467 --> 01:30:32,173 You wanted this to be so great, 1367 01:30:32,177 --> 01:30:36,386 we were afraid you'd be, you know, disappointed, 1368 01:30:36,389 --> 01:30:38,095 and wouldn't wanna come back again. 1369 01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:40,598 Really? 1370 01:30:40,602 --> 01:30:41,967 = it's true! 1371 01:30:41,978 --> 01:30:44,014 It really is his vehicle! 1372 01:30:45,106 --> 01:30:47,313 And we're not even supposed to touch it! 1373 01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:49,816 What a bummer! 1374 01:30:49,819 --> 01:30:51,309 You stole your dad's car? 1375 01:30:52,238 --> 01:30:53,944 Well he said we could get away with it! 1376 01:30:53,949 --> 01:30:54,779 But we did! 1377 01:30:54,783 --> 01:30:55,613 - But we didn't! - Practically! 1378 01:30:55,617 --> 01:30:57,278 We practically did, we got away with it! 1379 01:30:57,285 --> 01:30:58,115 Well we didn't! 1380 01:30:58,119 --> 01:30:59,319 Oh you're such a wimp, anyway! 1381 01:31:11,216 --> 01:31:13,923 Boy, he's really pissed. 1382 01:31:13,927 --> 01:31:15,667 That's why you have to go. 1383 01:31:15,679 --> 01:31:17,294 He'd never understand. 1384 01:31:17,305 --> 01:31:19,512 Especially about us, Wolfgang. 1385 01:31:27,857 --> 01:31:29,393 Well, I... 1386 01:31:29,401 --> 01:31:31,813 I think it's time for you guys to get going. 1387 01:31:36,574 --> 01:31:38,360 Do we have to? 1388 01:31:38,368 --> 01:31:39,198 Yeah. 1389 01:31:39,202 --> 01:31:40,408 And we didn't even get to tell you 1390 01:31:40,412 --> 01:31:41,993 the secrets of the universe. 1391 01:31:42,914 --> 01:31:43,914 Ben? 1392 01:31:49,337 --> 01:31:50,337 This is for you. 1393 01:31:52,132 --> 01:31:53,463 What is it? 1394 01:31:53,466 --> 01:31:56,424 = the stuff that dreams are made of. 1395 01:31:59,264 --> 01:32:00,094 Thank you. 1396 01:32:00,098 --> 01:32:01,098 You're welcome! 1397 01:32:02,267 --> 01:32:03,267 I must have something- 1398 01:32:15,238 --> 01:32:16,478 = oh! 1399 01:32:16,489 --> 01:32:17,899 Pretty cute, eh? 1400 01:32:17,907 --> 01:32:19,067 Hubba, hubba! 1401 01:32:20,452 --> 01:32:24,445 Boy, I'd like to get my cups on her! 1402 01:32:24,456 --> 01:32:25,821 Someday she'll be my girlfriend. 1403 01:32:25,832 --> 01:32:28,164 Maybe sooner than you think. 1404 01:32:28,168 --> 01:32:29,168 What's this? 1405 01:32:32,964 --> 01:32:34,124 = oh. 1406 01:32:34,132 --> 01:32:36,168 Yeah, you see, you blow. 1407 01:32:37,427 --> 01:32:38,427 No. 1408 01:32:41,097 --> 01:32:43,930 I mean, you can't play it very well like that. 1409 01:32:43,933 --> 01:32:45,173 Way to go, stupid! 1410 01:32:48,646 --> 01:32:49,476 It's okay. 1411 01:32:49,481 --> 01:32:50,971 Doesn't even offer me any. 1412 01:33:03,953 --> 01:33:06,490 We'll always have Paris. 1413 01:33:06,498 --> 01:33:07,498 Paris! 1414 01:33:08,583 --> 01:33:10,073 Paris! 1415 01:33:10,085 --> 01:33:11,085 Bye bye! 1416 01:33:42,992 --> 01:33:47,952 Boy, and I thought my dad was tough. 1417 01:33:49,082 --> 01:33:51,698 I've waited all my life to say this. 1418 01:33:51,709 --> 01:33:53,825 What do I have to do, eat a banana? 1419 01:33:53,837 --> 01:33:56,829 And neek, that's Darren, and Ben. 1420 01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:58,376 Hello. 1421 01:33:58,383 --> 01:34:00,419 Rolls canhardly! 1422 01:34:00,426 --> 01:34:02,508 J all around the world j 1423 01:34:02,512 --> 01:34:03,672 what's that? 1424 01:34:03,680 --> 01:34:05,591 Oh, space pirates! 1425 01:34:05,598 --> 01:34:07,384 I'm telling you, it's their father. 1426 01:34:07,392 --> 01:34:08,347 They're kids! 1427 01:34:08,351 --> 01:34:09,431 Pretty cute, eh? 1428 01:34:09,435 --> 01:34:10,641 Hubba, hubba! 1429 01:34:10,645 --> 01:34:13,182 I think it's time for you guys to get going. 1430 01:34:13,189 --> 01:34:14,395 Do we have to? 1431 01:34:14,399 --> 01:34:17,106 And we're sorry you have to run along so soon! 1432 01:34:17,110 --> 01:34:18,691 Go home! 1433 01:34:18,695 --> 01:34:20,686 We can't go home, we just got here! 1434 01:34:20,697 --> 01:34:22,403 Y'all come back now, hear? 1435 01:34:22,407 --> 01:34:23,522 We were flying! 1436 01:34:24,450 --> 01:34:26,441 So you're the space man? 1437 01:34:26,452 --> 01:34:28,283 This is for you. 1438 01:34:28,288 --> 01:34:29,619 What is it? 1439 01:34:29,622 --> 01:34:33,661 The stuff that dreams are made of. 1440 01:34:38,923 --> 01:34:40,288 Oh, there's the drive-in. 1441 01:34:40,300 --> 01:34:41,836 What's left of it. 1442 01:34:41,843 --> 01:34:42,878 Oh, yeah. 1443 01:34:45,430 --> 01:34:47,295 Oh, there's the safeway. 1444 01:34:47,307 --> 01:34:48,922 Oh, yeah. 1445 01:34:48,933 --> 01:34:50,343 There's my house. 1446 01:34:51,769 --> 01:34:52,599 My dad's up. 1447 01:34:52,604 --> 01:34:53,935 I wonder what he's doing. 1448 01:34:59,527 --> 01:35:01,984 It's taking us back to our point of origin. 1449 01:35:03,239 --> 01:35:04,524 No it's not. 1450 01:35:06,534 --> 01:35:07,990 = the field's off! 1451 01:35:07,994 --> 01:35:09,450 Well then what's holding us up? 1452 01:35:29,807 --> 01:35:30,807 Come on. 1453 01:36:48,845 --> 01:36:49,880 She was a good ship. 1454 01:37:01,524 --> 01:37:02,524 Goodbye. 1455 01:37:39,020 --> 01:37:40,226 It's weird. 1456 01:37:40,229 --> 01:37:42,345 They shoulda called us by now. 1457 01:37:42,357 --> 01:37:44,393 What if we never hear from them again? 1458 01:37:44,400 --> 01:37:45,606 T know. 1459 01:37:45,610 --> 01:37:47,396 We gotta get back there, somehow. 1460 01:37:47,403 --> 01:37:49,439 But we don't have our ship! 1461 01:37:51,866 --> 01:37:53,072 It's just so frustrating. 1462 01:37:54,660 --> 01:37:56,571 No one on earth is ever gonna top neek. 1463 01:37:56,579 --> 01:37:58,865 Gee, I thought they really liked us. 1464 01:38:01,584 --> 01:38:04,121 I wonder what they're doing right now. 1465 01:38:05,129 --> 01:38:06,960 Come on, let's go. 1466 01:38:06,964 --> 01:38:10,548 They've probably been grounded for three million years. 1467 01:38:30,238 --> 01:38:31,853 So mostly it's used to coat 1468 01:38:31,864 --> 01:38:33,445 other metals that rust, 1469 01:38:33,449 --> 01:38:36,407 or mix with other metals to form alloys. 1470 01:38:37,453 --> 01:38:40,695 Who was the scientist that discovered nickel as an element? 1471 01:38:42,333 --> 01:38:43,333 Ben? 1472 01:38:44,961 --> 01:38:45,961 = nickel? 1473 01:38:49,632 --> 01:38:50,632 Thomas Jefferson?? 1474 01:38:52,677 --> 01:38:53,507 Trisha? 1475 01:38:53,511 --> 01:38:56,924 Baron Axel fredrik cronstedt, in 1751. 1476 01:38:56,931 --> 01:38:58,341 Very good, Trisha. 1477 01:38:59,767 --> 01:39:03,726 Nickel is one of the metals that magnets attract. 1478 01:39:05,106 --> 01:39:07,848 Scientists believe that there was a great deal of nickel 1479 01:39:07,859 --> 01:39:09,144 in earth's core. 1480 01:39:10,278 --> 01:39:12,143 Unfortunately it's so far down, 1481 01:39:12,155 --> 01:39:15,397 that we wouldn't ever be able to to reach it. 1482 01:39:15,408 --> 01:39:18,821 Nickel alloys are as strong as rust-proof- 1483 01:40:23,476 --> 01:40:25,888 All right, they're sending again! 1484 01:40:25,895 --> 01:40:26,725 I knew they would! 1485 01:40:26,729 --> 01:40:28,310 Whoa, dude! 1486 01:40:28,314 --> 01:40:31,602 Wow, this one looks really complicated. 1487 01:40:38,199 --> 01:40:39,234 Ben! 1488 01:41:10,189 --> 01:41:13,681 If this is all a dream, then what happens when we wake up? 1489 01:41:13,693 --> 01:41:15,103 I don't know. 1490 01:41:15,111 --> 01:41:17,022 But I can't wait to find out. 1491 01:42:23,220 --> 01:42:27,088 Woo woo! 1492 01:42:27,099 --> 01:42:27,929 Listen. 1493 01:42:27,933 --> 01:42:30,549 A guy goes to a psychiatrist, has a complete examination, 1494 01:42:30,561 --> 01:42:31,971 and afterwards, the shrink says, 1495 01:42:31,979 --> 01:42:33,594 "well, I've examined you thoroughly, 1496 01:42:33,606 --> 01:42:35,688 I've come to my conclusion, I think you're crazy!" 1497 01:42:35,691 --> 01:42:38,728 And the guy said, "well, I want a second opinion." 1498 01:42:38,736 --> 01:42:41,056 And the shrink says, "all right, I think you're ugly, too."