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Players surging forward
with real menace.

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Delivery to Vinnie Fisk!

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It's a perfect touch.
He's on the breakaway.

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Keeper comes out...

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Thirsty?

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No... good.
I'm... I've got something.

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I wasn't talking
about the drink.

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What?
No. What?

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You've been staring at the guy

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like you've been waiting
to meet him your whole life.

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Go say hello.

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Buy him a drink.

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No, not me, uh-uh. No.

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No, thank you.

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Actually, okay.

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Okay.

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Thirsty?

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Hmm?

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Uh, for a drink.
Not... not sexually.

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Gross.
I didn't mean it like that.

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I'm gonna order
an alcoholic beverage.

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Would you like to have one,
too, with... with me?

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Uh, sure. Why not?

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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Okay, great.

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- Phil.
- What can I get you?

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Old fashioned.

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How adorable.

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It's a real cute vibe
going on here.

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Okay, two old fashioneds,
and you can cut that out, Phil.

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Hi, I'm Sheila.
- Hi.

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- Hi.
- I'm, uh... I'm Gary.

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Oh, Gary.

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Wow, so we both have,
like, old-timey names.

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Yeah, and I guess
very sadistic parents.

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Oh, don't even get me started.

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I mean,
there's no couch in here.

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But yeah, Gary's...
That's a good name.

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That's, like, a strong name.

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Yeah, I guess, if you're, like,

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a used car salesman
or something.

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Oh, wait, you're not a...

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A... a used car salesman?

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Or a mechanic?

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No, no. No. Sorry.

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Really needed
to get my car fixed,

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so I should probably go.

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Oh...

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- I'm totally kidding.
- Okay.

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Okay.

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- Ah! Oh, yay!
- Yeah.

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Thanks, Phil.

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Cheers, mate!

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That was kinda weird.

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Well, not really.

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I mean, what are the odds?

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Odds are pretty good, actually.

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Gary, I gotta come clean
with you.

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I'm a time traveler
from the future.

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So I knew everything
you were gonna say.

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Right. Okay.

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- Okay.
- Yeah.

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So what is the future like?

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Kind of what you'd expect,
you know.

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Robots hunting down
inferior robots

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while the humans just watch
and do nothing.

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So kind of like "Blade Runner"?

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No, that's a work of fiction,
Gary.

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This is reality
I'm talking about.

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Yeah. Sorry.

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Yeah, you're right.

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Uh, well, excuse me,
but it sounds like

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things are pretty rough
for robots in the future.

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Yes. It's a real injustice.

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But you know,
I wouldn't worry about it.

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They actually started their own
civil rights movement.

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- Wow.
- It's making headway.

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I can't talk about it.

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Plus, I don't wanna fuck up
your timeline.

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- Thank you. Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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- Because I like my timeline.
- Yeah.

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No, totally.
- You know. So, um...

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Mm-hmm.

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You know, all this time travel

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really makes a girl
super hungry.

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Wow.

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That's... that's
super interesting.

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So I'm gonna get some food.

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Would you like to come with me
and get food?

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Food. Yeah.

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Let's... let's...
Let's go get you some food.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah. Yeah.

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- Okay.
- All right.

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Okay. Bye, Phil.

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I noticed you weren't really
watching the game in there.

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So what do you have
against televised sports?

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Did, like, a football kill
your grandpa or something?

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Yeah, actually, it did.

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Love you, Grandpa.

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No.

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I didn't really grow up
in a sports-friendly household.

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You know, my dad was never home.

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He was, like,
a traveling professor.

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And yeah, we never played catch
or anything like that.

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So I just, like, stayed inside
and watched movies.

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And you know,
before I knew it, he was dead.

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- I'm sorry.
- Don't be.

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What are you gonna do?
You know?

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My dad's dead too.

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Oh.

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I don't know why...

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Uh, he was a... also a traveling
alcoholic, more so.

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Traveled from bar to bar,
you know?

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And then eventually
it just... it killed him.

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I'm sorry.

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That's okay.

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Well, clearly, it didn't fuck
either one of us up.

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- No. Very normal people.
- Yeah.

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We're so normal.
- Mm-hmm.

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- Nothing wrong with us at all.
- No.

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I mean, other than the fact that

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I'm about to ruin your life.
- Yeah?

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I had a feeling.

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Ladies, come drink for free!

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Okay. We're here.

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What should we choose?

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Well, it's a real
"Sophie's Choice"

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kind of decision now, isn't it?

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I love it
when you make that joke.

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- What?
- What?

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Best vindaloo in town!

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Eight stars on the Yelp.

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Eight stars on Yelp!

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We have to go to that one.

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Mr. Jeff Me doll a

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from "The Bachelorette"
eat here.

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- Oh.
- Yes.

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Are you playing peekaboo
or something?

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- No, just looking at the menu.
- Okay.

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Well, I would like to see
your face as soon as possible.

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- Really?
- If that's possible, yeah.

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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

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I wanna see your face.
- Okay.

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Let's just order so we can get
the business out of the way,

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you know, and get to pleasure,
from one OCD person to another.

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You understand that, right?
I'll be right back.

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- Yeah, for sure.
- Hold on.

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- Okay.
- Just looking at the menu.

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Where'd Sheila go?
I can't see her.

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Chicken korma.

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- There she is.
- Boom.

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What were you asking me?

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The time travel thing?

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- Oh, yes.
- Like, yeah.

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Where are you...
What year are you from?

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Oh, here's the thing, Gary.

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I have got to come clean
with you.

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You're not from the future,
are you?

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I mean, I kinda figured, but...
- No, I am.

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I am, actually. Very much.

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I wouldn't lie about that.

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But I'm just not from very far
in the future.

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I'm from...
24 hours in the future.

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24 hours in the future?

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You can do that?
- Yeah.

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- That's incredible.
- It's so cool.

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They have the technology
to do that?

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- They do.
- It exists now?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Wow.

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- I know.
- Well, where is it located?

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- At a nail salon.
- Mm.

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Excuse me,
can I get the chicken korma?

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- Chicken korma.
- Thank you. It's so good.

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And maybe two glasses
of the cab.

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Is that okay with you?
- Mm-hmm.

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Are you gonna order?

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I'll have
the chicken vin... vindaloo.

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Oh, you won't regret it.

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Nine stars on the Yelp.
- Nine stars on Yelp.

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- Huh.
- I read a lot of reviews.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Thanks, man.

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Gary, what do you do for work?

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I'm a freelance graphic designer

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for, like, nonprofits, mostly.

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I work from home.
- Oh.

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So the lonely boy
becomes the lonely man.

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Well, when you say it
like that, I kinda sound sad.

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No, you're not sad.

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You're perfect.

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Who am I to talk about
loneliness anyway?

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I mean, I'm an executive
producer's assistant.

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Don't ask me what that is
because I don't even know.

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I feel lonelier in an open
floor plan from 9:00 to 5:00

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than I would at the bottom
of a fucking well.

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Huh.

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Bottom of the well
can be pretty fucking lonely.

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- Thank you.
- So about that... thank you.

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About that time machine...

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- Totally.
- From the nail salon...

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- Cheers.
- Yes.

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Mm. You like this.

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Mm-hmm. I do... what?

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You will like this.

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So what were you asking...

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- I do like this.
- Me?

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Sorry.
- You are a time traveler.

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What is that like?
- Yes. Here's the thing.

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I don't get my nails done.

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I mean, it's a total
maintenance nightmare,

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and they chip all the time.

212
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You know what I'm saying?

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But I was having the best day.

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And I was walking down 23rd
and I saw this nail salon.

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It was called Nail Me Good.

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And I just felt
they deserved my money.

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I was greeted
with the international welcome

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of nail salons worldwide.

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- What color?
- Hmm.

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Maybe something that says
I've had a really nice day.

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Ooh, "Elegant Day." Perfect.

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So I get my nails done,

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and then I have to use
the bathroom.

224
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Do you have a restroom here?

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I just need to freshen up.

226
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And there in the back
was a large,

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horizontal, glowing neon bed

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that looked like
a tanning machine,

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and I was like, "Fuck it.
I'm having a great day.

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I should get a fucking tan."

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Live life to its fullest,
you know?

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Like the housewives
of Orange County.

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So I call my girl June over.

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June, so how much to use
the tanning machine?

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Oh, no.
It's not a tanning machine.

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It's a time machine.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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The owner bought it,
but he doesn't like it.

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It only goes back 24 hours.
- Hmm.

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Damn, false advertising.

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Such a problem these days, June.

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Tell me about it.
The owner went back

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24 hours before
he bought the time machine

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to not buy the time machine.

245
00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:02,686
So if he did that,

246
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then why is the time machine
still here?

247
00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,404
Anyway, you wanna try it?

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00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,448
Me? No, no.

249
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I don't think so.

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Plus, you know,
I have a sensitive stomach.

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Try it. It's fun.

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Okay. Fuck it. I will.

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Gosh, I'm having
such a good day.

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That's the spirit.

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- Wow.
- Yeah.

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00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,214
That is... that's just wow,
honestly.

257
00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,674
Mm-hmm. I know.

258
00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:35,510
Wait, what'd you do with
the other you from the past?

259
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,303
Oh, my God.
I didn't even think about that.

260
00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,763
Well, you better think
about that.

261
00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,306
She's just out there
roaming around.

262
00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:41,850
She's gonna be really pissed
when she finds out

263
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,184
you're out here living
your best life,

264
00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,687
you know, out to dinner
with some handsome guy.

265
00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:47,397
Oh, is that what I'm doing?

266
00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,357
Yeah.

267
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,699
What?

268
00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,325
Do you think I'm crazy?

269
00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,163
But it's really cute.

270
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,873
Okay.

271
00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:07,709
Hey. Oops.

272
00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,669
You almost lost a star
on Yelp right there.

273
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,422
Better be careful.

274
00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:13,381
Looking good, Amit!

275
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:14,799
See you tomorrow.

276
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:23,016
Look, uh, I gotta come clean
about something.

277
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:25,185
I actually just got out
of a long relationship,

278
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:28,438
yearlong,
with a girl named Amber.

279
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,441
Oh, nothing good ever came
from a girl named Amber.

280
00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:32,525
That's not fair.

281
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,027
Hmm.

282
00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:35,528
All right, maybe a little fair.

283
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,782
Um, yeah, she was really sweet.

284
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,284
You know, just,
like, kinda passive.

285
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,119
You know, she, like,
always expected me

286
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,872
to know exactly what
was on her mind all the time.

287
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,374
Like passive-aggressive.

288
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,125
Yeah.
I guess you could say that.

289
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,419
It just... it got exhausting.

290
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:52,462
You know?

291
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,047
So I gave up

292
00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:55,840
and I broke it off.

293
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,050
I don't know, I just...

294
00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:58,593
I haven't done this
in a long time.

295
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,012
I guess I'm awkwardly trying
to say I'm having a good time.

296
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,515
So yeah.

297
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,849
No, no, I get it.

298
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,393
So there's no guesswork here.

299
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:09,062
Lucky for you, my mouth speaks
before my brain tells it to.

300
00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:10,855
Oh, I know. I like that.

301
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,274
Yeah, well, you like it now,

302
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,193
but you will not like it later.

303
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,445
I doubt that very much.

304
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:26,996
We're almost there.

305
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,748
- Where?
- Dessert!

306
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:29,874
Dessert?

307
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,799
Ooh, that looks good.

308
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,760
Oops. Sorry. Hi.

309
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,137
Beautiful night.

310
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,430
Yes.

311
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:44,681
It is.

312
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,933
Um, what do you recommend?

313
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,436
We've got a flavor
called Childhood.

314
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:53,606
It's ice cream made out of milk
left to soak for two weeks

315
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,108
in Fruity Pebbles cereal

316
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,402
served on a cone
made out of deconstructed

317
00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,655
peanut butter
and jelly sandwiches.

318
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:04,909
Um, do you have vanilla?

319
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,745
No.

320
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:14,461
You know, it really does
taste like my childhood.

321
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,628
I know. Mine too.

322
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:16,671
It's amazing.

323
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,760
What?

324
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,345
You're just like a little baby.

325
00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:26,723
It's all over your face.
- Shut up!

326
00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:28,892
I grew up in that apartment
building right there.

327
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,393
Literally right there.
- Right there?

328
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,478
- Uh-huh.
- No way.

329
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,855
Yep. 600, Apartment 1K.

330
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,815
That's crazy.
What was that like?

331
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,984
Um, the city
was kind of different.

332
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,486
It was... it was fine,

333
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,364
but, well, it was a little bit
lonely, you know.

334
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:47,452
I'm having
a very strange feeling,

335
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:51,206
like a memory right now.

336
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,583
This cable guy showed up
at our house.

337
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:56,670
I was really little,
but I don't totally remember,

338
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:59,214
but I do remember

339
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,384
he was so nice to me.

340
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:08,014
Is that so weird?

341
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:11,267
- Yes. That's very weird.
- Yeah?

342
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,727
Yeah.

343
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,978
I was normal.
I had friends.

344
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,605
I didn't, like, murder animals
or anything.

345
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:16,648
Okay, well, the fact

346
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:17,982
that you just
had to clarify that

347
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,693
means you're fucked up.

348
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,657
So should we keep
this adventure up?

349
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:26,700
Should we go somewhere else?

350
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,034
I'd love to.

351
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,703
- Do you like polka music?
- No.

352
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:30,704
- What?
- Do you?

353
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:31,746
- Yes.
- Ew!

354
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:34,791
You know, I can't tell
which one I like more,

355
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,209
the hoppy one or the wheat.

356
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,752
Well, you're just gonna
have to keep drinking then,

357
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:38,878
so you can find out.

358
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:39,921
Right, for science.

359
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,256
Obviously for science, yes.

360
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,799
That's what we're doing,
an experiment.

361
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,928
Oh, absolutely.

362
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,347
You know, Gary, I just... I...

363
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,141
I gotta come clean with you
about something.

364
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,892
I know.
I know you're from the future.

365
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,144
I get it.
- Yes.

366
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,895
Yes, I am.
- Mm.

367
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,313
But something else.

368
00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,065
Remember earlier
at the restaurant

369
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,526
when you asked me
what I did with my other self

370
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,278
when I traveled back
to her timeline?

371
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,238
And I was like, "Ha, ha, ha.

372
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,240
I didn't even think about that.
Ha, ha, ha."

373
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,450
Do you remember?
- Mm-hmm.

374
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:09,617
That was a lie.

375
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,037
Okay.

376
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:12,996
I killed her.

377
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,584
I wasn't expecting that.

378
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,585
You killed her?

379
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,086
I did, yeah.

380
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,213
My car just like, vrrr,
right over her face.

381
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,882
- That'll do it.
- Yeah.

382
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,592
And then I stuffed her
in my trunk.

383
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,676
Oh.

384
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,845
Um, congrats on that.

385
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,096
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

386
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,973
You're a murderer.

387
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:34,100
So here's to dead Sheila.

388
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,268
Yes. Yes.

389
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,062
I hope she's in a better place.

390
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,480
- Yes, absolutely.
- Absolutely.

391
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:39,856
I mean, I'm jealous of her,
to be honest with you.

392
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,816
Absolutely. I mean,
the world is a pretty...

393
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,443
- Oh!
- Oh, my... fuck.

394
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,403
I'm... I'm so... I'm sorry.
- It's okay.

395
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,738
- Fuck, I'm so sorry.
- It's fine.

396
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,907
- I'm sorry. Oh, no.
- What are you doing?

397
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,450
- Fuck.
- Are you kidding me?

398
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:54,704
Look, it's okay for things
to be messy sometimes.

399
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:57,624
Okay?
- It is?

400
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:58,958
Yeah.

401
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,627
You're not...

402
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,587
you still wanna stay
on the date?

403
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,191
That's true!

404
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,010
I really like
that sentence you said before.

405
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,762
The one about things
being messy.

406
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:53,888
Yeah, me too.

407
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,348
Someone said that to me
a long time ago,

408
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,808
and it really stuck.

409
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,144
Like, it released me from
some sort of mental prison,

410
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,187
you know?
- Yeah, exactly.

411
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:02,480
That's exactly how I feel.

412
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,523
Yeah.

413
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:06,026
What a night.
- Yeah.

414
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,153
Was it worth
all the time travel?

415
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,195
Oh, absolutely.

416
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,613
Nine stars on Yelp.

417
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,617
You know, I could probably
do this forever,

418
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,579
but it is getting a little late.

419
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,206
So I'd really love
to do this again sometime.

420
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,750
Me too.
I'll see you tomorrow.

421
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,376
What?

422
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:26,880
You know, when I travel back
24 hours again.

423
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,132
What do you mean again?

424
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,217
Oh, I gotta come clean
with you, Gary.

425
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,594
This is not our first rodeo.

426
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,554
What are you talking about?

427
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:36,556
Yeah. I've spent
the entire week with you.

428
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,808
This night,
seven times in a row.

429
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:41,936
Okay, wait.
So you weren't kidding?

430
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,646
No, not kidding.

431
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,648
Very serious.

432
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:48,610
Okay, let's just pretend
for a second

433
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,737
that I believe your whole
future time travel bullshit...

434
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,530
Because I don't,
because it's bonkers,

435
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,032
but let's just pretend
that I do.

436
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,326
Why would you travel back
to the same time

437
00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:57,911
over and over again?

438
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,329
Why? So you could get it right?

439
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,581
Or to try and, like,
win me over or, like...

440
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:02,582
- No.
- What are you doing?

441
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:03,875
No, that would be super weird

442
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:04,876
and creepy and obsessive.

443
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:05,877
No, that's the whole point.

444
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,420
I don't have to be perfect.

445
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,255
All this magic you're feeling,
I felt it, too,

446
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,882
from night one
and every night after that.

447
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,759
And no matter which way
I came at you...

448
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:15,679
Awkward, funny, silly, sad...
You played it all perfectly.

449
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,098
And by the end of the night,
we were always on cloud nine.

450
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,265
That's the thing.
I don't have to try.

451
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,433
We just work.

452
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:21,393
Have you ever had
a night like this,

453
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,353
ever, in your entire life?

454
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,106
You haven't. See?

455
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,149
Because you feel the magic too.

456
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:31,194
You feel it here,
and you feel it here,

457
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,862
and you feel it here...
- Hey, all right.

458
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:35,031
Yes. Yes, I feel it there.

459
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,616
Okay, well...

460
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,284
That's why I have to keep
revisiting this night.

461
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,661
The perfect night.

462
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:41,705
But why would you wanna revisit

463
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,332
the same thing
over and over again?

464
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,875
You know, wouldn't you
wanna try something new

465
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,377
and maybe, I don't know,

466
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:48,878
we go out for, like,
a second date

467
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,798
or see if we have a future,
like, the old-fashioned way.

468
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,633
No, Gary,
I've already done that, okay?

469
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,301
It just... it doesn't end well.

470
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,886
Look, tomorrow,
Amber's gonna call you

471
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,139
and tell you she's pregnant
or you're gonna get killed

472
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,598
in a freaky
subway track accident.

473
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,684
It was terrible.
Your body was, like, all...

474
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,352
It was everywhere
and very unsettling.

475
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:05,979
The entire East Coast's
gonna get nuked,

476
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,397
you know, and we think
it's North Koreans,

477
00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:09,357
but we realize
it's an inside job, so...

478
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:10,525
What? What are you...

479
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:11,901
Nothing. Gary, it's okay.

480
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:12,902
Listen, it doesn't matter.

481
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,279
This is just about us.

482
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,321
You have to trust me.

483
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:18,283
This is the cleaner way.

484
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:25,123
Um... I'm, uh...

485
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,458
I'm really tired.

486
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,168
Uh, my head hurts.

487
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:32,005
I think I should probably
get going.

488
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,256
I know.

489
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,759
It was nice to meet you, Sheila.

490
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,261
Bye, Gary.

491
00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:40,055
I'll see you tomorrow.

492
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,853
So I've just been listening
to Sports Talk radio,

493
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:49,856
'cause I don't wanna listen
to real news.

494
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:28,061
Players surging forward
with real menace.

495
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:29,646
Delivery to Vinnie Fisk!

496
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:31,481
It's a perfect touch.
He's on the breakaway.

497
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,108
Keeper comes out...

498
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:44,828
Thirsty?

499
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,496
Yeah. Yeah, Phil.
I wanna tap that.

500
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,456
Happy?
- Damn.

501
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,417
You go, girl.

502
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,793
Why don't you go talk to him?

503
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:55,171
I am gonna go buy him a drink.

504
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,090
Nice evening for it, huh?

505
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,092
Uh, so... for...

506
00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:00,760
Uh, for what?
- Exactly.

507
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,262
I'm gonna order
an alcoholic beverage.

508
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,305
Would you like one?

509
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:06,266
Uh...
Yeah. Sure.

510
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:07,809
- Great.
- Yeah.

511
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:10,270
So I had to develop these,
like, coping mechanisms.

512
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:11,813
Nothing like murdering people,
but...

513
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:14,399
Oh, I had coping mechanisms too.

514
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,817
I mean, not the murdering part.

515
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:18,653
Actually, yeah, I did.
More murdering myself.

516
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:21,406
I more have, like, these
impulses that I can't control

517
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,949
where things just...

518
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,078
It's very hard to live that way.

519
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,830
Yeah, I imagine that
could be quite debilitating.

520
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:30,790
- Can't control it, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

521
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,959
- Which one do we choose?
- I don't know.

522
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:35,628
It's a real "Sophie's Choice"
over here.

523
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,797
Best chicken korma
on the East Coast.

524
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:39,632
- Let's go to this one.
- Henry P. Zagat himself raves,

525
00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:42,093
"It's a symphony
for the senses."

526
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:46,473
Yeah, in 1995
before we moved locations.

527
00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:47,891
You know in... how the...
"Titanic,"

528
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,976
Jack teaches Rose how to spit?
- Yeah.

529
00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:53,980
I kinda wanted to do that
with you, but with burping.

530
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,106
I don't know.

531
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,358
You know, a lot
of people actually say

532
00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:58,651
I remind them
of Leonardo DiCaprio,

533
00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:00,153
like in
"What's Eating Gilbert Grape."

534
00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:04,240
Yes.
- They say it's uncanny.

535
00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:06,034
- Uncanny.
- Some say.

536
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,704
Wait, so if you're
from the future, can...

537
00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:11,915
- You can tell...
- What I'm gonna say?

538
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,041
Yeah.

539
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,336
Hey, let's order.

540
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:17,796
You know, because...
- Yeah.

541
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,172
So you can get business
out of the way

542
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:21,424
so you can focus
on the pleasure.

543
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,388
Um...

544
00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:28,682
What... yeah.
- What can I get you?

545
00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:30,183
All the things.
We want all the things.

546
00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:31,601
Let's get everything.

547
00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:33,687
Let's just, like, max out
the credit card, you know?

548
00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:35,855
Yeah, like curry
and chicken kebabs

549
00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:37,607
and saag mushroom
and butter chicken

550
00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:39,526
and chicken makhni tikka,
fish masala,

551
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,361
shrimp biryani
with lamb or beef rezala,

552
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:43,238
broccoli and Chana,
bhindi bhaji,

553
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,739
chicken pakora, coconut curry,

554
00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:48,326
and, like, two very large wines.

555
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,828
Thank you, sir.

556
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:52,497
I was very hungry.

557
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:56,042
So do you know John Connor?

558
00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:58,211
"The Terminator."

559
00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:01,297
- Mm-hmm.
- He's... he's from the future.

560
00:23:01,339 --> 00:23:05,260
Oh, I'm actually just
from 24 hours in the future.

561
00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:07,220
- Okay.
- Gary, here's the thing.

562
00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:09,347
Now that we've been seeing
each other for three months,

563
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:12,058
I just really feel like I
can open up to you, you know?

564
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,768
Okay. Uh...

565
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:16,062
Normally I tell you
that I walked into a nail salon

566
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:18,565
and I just stumbled upon
this time machine

567
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,734
on a very happy,
sunshiny, perfect day.

568
00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:21,901
But that's just
really not the case.

569
00:23:21,943 --> 00:23:23,862
See, on that fateful day
three months ago

570
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,447
when I took my first trip,

571
00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:27,407
I was actually
about to kill myself.

572
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,707
Good afternoon, everyone.

573
00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:37,500
I plan on killing myself,
and I'd really like

574
00:23:37,542 --> 00:23:39,210
to go out with some nice nails.

575
00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:41,963
You know, for the fans.

576
00:23:42,005 --> 00:23:44,382
What?

577
00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:45,633
What color?

578
00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:50,221
Hmm, something more that says,

579
00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:52,098
"She lived a classy life."

580
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,267
Hmm.

581
00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:56,269
"Elegant death." I like it.

582
00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:57,479
It's glossy.

583
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,064
Great.

584
00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:02,275
Do you have a bathroom here?

585
00:24:02,317 --> 00:24:04,235
I'd really like to die
on an empty bladder.

586
00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:06,154
Yeah.

587
00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:07,364
I have a bathroom.

588
00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:09,908
Maybe before you straight up
murder yourself,

589
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,576
go in there.

590
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:13,578
What?

591
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:14,788
Time travel?

592
00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:16,539
Why? Why would I do that?

593
00:24:16,581 --> 00:24:18,583
Why would I wanna go back
to yesterday?

594
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,126
Yesterday was shit too.

595
00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:21,670
Let me tell you, okay?

596
00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:23,755
I do not wanna fucking do that.

597
00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:25,382
I do not wanna go back there.

598
00:24:25,423 --> 00:24:28,301
That would be a really, really,
really big mistake, you know?

599
00:24:28,343 --> 00:24:30,637
I'm just such a fucking loser.

600
00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:32,263
I'm such a fucking sad sack.

601
00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:33,598
Why are you so nice to me?

602
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,184
Why are you so nice to me?

603
00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:37,519
You tip decent.

604
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,270
I do tip well.

605
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:41,523
Just gonna...

606
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:44,818
I don't wanna ruin my nails.

607
00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:46,861
- Okay.
- Just get it, right?

608
00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:50,532
Okay. Okay. Look up.

609
00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:53,535
Time travel.

610
00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:54,744
Tomorrow, yesterday,
it doesn't matter.

611
00:24:54,786 --> 00:24:56,746
That's the problem.
That is the problem.

612
00:24:56,788 --> 00:25:00,000
No matter what,
my life is shit, okay?

613
00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:04,337
This is a second chance,
and those are rare.

614
00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:06,339
So maybe you should take it.

615
00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:09,092
You might see things
differently on the other side.

616
00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:10,802
And if you don't,

617
00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:13,638
you can always
kill yourself later.

618
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,306
Yeah, I'll do it. Fuck it.

619
00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:18,184
Maybe I'll get shit out on
the other side of the rainbow.

620
00:25:18,226 --> 00:25:20,520
That's the spirit.

621
00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:25,525
And here I am.

622
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:27,235
24 hours in the past.

623
00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:32,365
Well, how do you feel now?

624
00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:34,409
Much better.

625
00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:37,412
You just kind of got shit out
the other side of the rainbow?

626
00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:40,498
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

627
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:43,793
I've been shit out
the other side a couple times.

628
00:25:43,835 --> 00:25:45,628
It's okay.

629
00:25:45,670 --> 00:25:47,088
Nothing to be ashamed of.

630
00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:48,840
Hmm.

631
00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:52,469
In fact, this is the first time
I've been this happy

632
00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:56,014
in a very, very, very long time.

633
00:25:56,056 --> 00:26:00,602
Well, it makes me really happy.

634
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:03,897
I'm very, very glad
to hear that.

635
00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,776
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.

636
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,118
Good night, Amit.

637
00:26:30,131 --> 00:26:32,550
Do you think I'm a passenger
on the crazy train?

638
00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:33,968
No. No, I don't.

639
00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:36,179
You think I'm the conductor
of the crazy train?

640
00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:37,430
I should not have said
any of that.

641
00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:38,598
That was TMI.

642
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:39,683
I don't know
what I was thinking.

643
00:26:39,724 --> 00:26:40,600
I shouldn't have said that
to you.

644
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,519
Hey. Hey. Hey, relax.

645
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,645
I don't think that.

646
00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:45,772
I really don't, at all.

647
00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:48,274
And even if I do, who cares?

648
00:26:48,316 --> 00:26:49,609
My life's been so boring.

649
00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:52,153
I can get on this ride.

650
00:26:52,195 --> 00:26:53,363
Hmm.

651
00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:55,490
Well, then, all aboard, baby.
- All right.

652
00:26:55,532 --> 00:26:57,450
Well, just don't drive us
off a cliff, all right?

653
00:26:57,492 --> 00:26:58,660
Oh, I would never.

654
00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:04,791
Let's shop.

655
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,376
For dirty clothes?

656
00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:09,462
They're not dirty.

657
00:27:09,504 --> 00:27:11,840
Look how cute.

658
00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:13,717
- This one has gum on it.
- Oh, my God.

659
00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:16,219
- Gary.
- What?

660
00:27:16,261 --> 00:27:18,555
An old-timey shirt
with your old-timey name.

661
00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:19,931
You have to get this.
- No.

662
00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:20,974
Yes.
I'm getting it for you.

663
00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:22,100
- Absolutely not.
- You have to.

664
00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:23,268
- No.
- You have to.

665
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:26,604
Fine, but only
if I can get you this.

666
00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:28,231
Okay. I'll get that.

667
00:27:28,273 --> 00:27:29,482
Okay.

668
00:27:29,524 --> 00:27:30,817
Thank you.

669
00:27:30,859 --> 00:27:32,152
It'll look very cute on you.

670
00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:33,361
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

671
00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:35,697
Can't wait to wear
some random guy's shirt.

672
00:27:40,785 --> 00:27:42,287
Isn't it pretty tonight?
- Yes.

673
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:43,621
You look very good
in your new shirt, by the way.

674
00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:45,331
Oh, thank you. Mm.

675
00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:51,171
Oh, by the way,
right there is exactly...

676
00:27:51,212 --> 00:27:53,965
Is that where you grew up
or something?

677
00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:56,343
- What?
- Oh, I'm sorry.

678
00:27:56,384 --> 00:27:58,678
I thought, uh... for some reason
I thought maybe

679
00:27:58,720 --> 00:27:59,888
you might have mentioned...

680
00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:02,682
Yeah, no. Yes. Um.

681
00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:06,394
600, Apartment 1K.

682
00:28:06,436 --> 00:28:08,021
Okay.

683
00:28:08,063 --> 00:28:09,689
My entire childhood.

684
00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:10,690
Yeah.
- That's crazy.

685
00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:12,025
What was that like?

686
00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:14,361
Uh, you know, the city
was very different then,

687
00:28:14,402 --> 00:28:16,154
but it was kinda lonely.

688
00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:18,907
My mom kinda gave up
pretty early.

689
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:24,329
What?

690
00:28:24,371 --> 00:28:27,207
Um, there was
this, like, cable guy

691
00:28:27,248 --> 00:28:29,626
who stopped by one afternoon.

692
00:28:29,668 --> 00:28:31,711
I was really little,
so I don't really remember,

693
00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:34,923
but he was very nice to me.

694
00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:37,759
I don't know why
I just told you that.

695
00:28:37,801 --> 00:28:39,010
It's weird.
- It is a little weird.

696
00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:39,969
- Yeah.
- It's okay.

697
00:28:40,011 --> 00:28:40,970
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

698
00:28:41,012 --> 00:28:42,722
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

699
00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:44,391
Come here.
Wanna take a picture?

700
00:28:44,432 --> 00:28:45,850
- Obviously.
- Let's take a selfie.

701
00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:47,560
Yeah. Let me take it.
I have really long arms.

702
00:28:47,602 --> 00:28:48,645
No, no, no, no.

703
00:28:48,687 --> 00:28:50,021
Oh. Oops.
- Oh, fuck! Fuck.

704
00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:51,773
- No, it's fine.
- Oh, no.

705
00:28:51,815 --> 00:28:53,108
I'm sorry.
- It's not a big deal.

706
00:28:53,149 --> 00:28:54,943
- No. I'm sorry. I think...
- It's just my phone.

707
00:28:54,984 --> 00:28:56,319
- I think I can fix it.
- Gary.

708
00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:57,821
- I fucked up. I'm sorry.
- Gary!

709
00:28:57,862 --> 00:28:58,988
- I'm sorry... yeah...
- Gary!

710
00:29:03,118 --> 00:29:05,578
It's okay for things
to be messy sometimes.

711
00:29:20,468 --> 00:29:22,387
Oh, what a night.

712
00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:23,930
Yeah, it was worth
all the time travel?

713
00:29:23,972 --> 00:29:25,390
Oh, yeah.

714
00:29:25,432 --> 00:29:28,101
Henry Zagat says it's
a symphony for all the senses.

715
00:29:28,143 --> 00:29:29,936
- Zagat?
- Yeah.

716
00:29:29,978 --> 00:29:30,937
- "Zuh-gat"?
- I think so.

717
00:29:30,979 --> 00:29:32,230
I thought it was "za-get."

718
00:29:32,272 --> 00:29:34,774
I've been saying "za-get."

719
00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:36,526
I don't think so.

720
00:29:36,568 --> 00:29:38,028
Maybe I'm wrong.

721
00:29:46,661 --> 00:29:48,955
So actually, this was the spot
I was gonna kill myself.

722
00:29:48,997 --> 00:29:50,290
Can you believe it?

723
00:29:52,375 --> 00:29:53,793
Wait. Really?

724
00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:54,961
I know.

725
00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:55,962
Think about it.

726
00:29:56,004 --> 00:29:57,630
The drop, the dive,

727
00:29:57,672 --> 00:29:58,882
the chill of the water.

728
00:29:58,923 --> 00:30:01,468
I mean, it's a pretty good way
to go.

729
00:30:01,509 --> 00:30:03,970
Plus, no blood,
and no, like, weird forensics.

730
00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:04,971
Like, what happened to her?

731
00:30:05,013 --> 00:30:06,598
It'd be very obvious.

732
00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:08,892
Pretty selfless way to kill
yourself, don't you think?

733
00:30:08,933 --> 00:30:10,060
I feel like people would call me

734
00:30:10,101 --> 00:30:12,312
the Mother Teresa of suicides.

735
00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:14,606
Maybe not,
but I don't mind if they do.

736
00:30:18,193 --> 00:30:21,946
I mean,
at the end of the day, it's...

737
00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:23,823
Deep down, it's...

738
00:30:23,865 --> 00:30:25,992
it's all jokes, right?

739
00:30:26,034 --> 00:30:28,703
Uh, no. Not all of them.

740
00:30:28,745 --> 00:30:30,288
But I'm okay now.

741
00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:32,207
I'm sorry. I wish I could...

742
00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:34,668
I've been waiting for you
my whole life, Gary.

743
00:30:34,709 --> 00:30:37,671
Oh. Um... all right.

744
00:30:37,712 --> 00:30:40,173
Well, don't you think
it's a little early for that?

745
00:30:40,215 --> 00:30:43,134
It's been five months, Gary.

746
00:30:43,176 --> 00:30:45,512
Oh... we met today.

747
00:30:45,553 --> 00:30:47,597
We met literally today.

748
00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:50,433
You're the first person
to make me truly happy ever.

749
00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:51,434
You're the man I've been

750
00:30:51,476 --> 00:30:52,769
looking over
men's shoulders for.

751
00:30:52,811 --> 00:30:54,020
It's you this whole time.

752
00:30:54,062 --> 00:30:55,939
I've been waiting
my whole life for you.

753
00:30:55,980 --> 00:30:57,899
You're finally here.

754
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,028
Uh...

755
00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:05,615
I think we should take a breath.

756
00:31:05,657 --> 00:31:08,535
And I'm gonna go.

757
00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:10,578
Is that okay?
Is it okay if I go?

758
00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:12,163
Yeah, I'll be fine.

759
00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:13,581
You're not gonna do
anything dumb, right?

760
00:31:13,623 --> 00:31:14,791
Mm-mm.

761
00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:15,917
You're sure you're okay?

762
00:31:15,959 --> 00:31:18,378
Mm-hmm.

763
00:31:24,175 --> 00:31:25,885
I'll see you tomorrow, Gary.

764
00:31:29,472 --> 00:31:31,391
Oh, what a night.

765
00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:34,060
This was the spot
I was gonna kill myself.

766
00:31:34,102 --> 00:31:35,645
Can you believe it?

767
00:31:39,482 --> 00:31:40,734
I'm sorry. I...

768
00:31:40,775 --> 00:31:42,235
Gary, I've been waiting
for you my whole life.

769
00:31:42,277 --> 00:31:43,903
- Oh.
- Hmm.

770
00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:47,574
Well, um, I'm gonna go.

771
00:31:47,615 --> 00:31:48,992
Bye, Gary.

772
00:31:49,034 --> 00:31:50,410
I'll see you tomorrow.

773
00:31:52,829 --> 00:31:53,913
You're the person I've been

774
00:31:53,955 --> 00:31:55,415
looking over
men's shoulders for.

775
00:31:55,457 --> 00:31:56,583
You're the one
I've been waiting for,

776
00:31:56,624 --> 00:31:58,251
and you're finally here.

777
00:31:58,293 --> 00:31:59,586
The fall, the plunge,

778
00:31:59,627 --> 00:32:02,380
the dive and the chill,
the water.

779
00:32:02,422 --> 00:32:04,090
Very good spot for it.
And no blood.

780
00:32:04,132 --> 00:32:05,925
You are the person
that I have been waiting for

781
00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:07,886
my entire life.

782
00:32:07,927 --> 00:32:11,431
Is it okay if I go?

783
00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:13,516
Maybe talk about this
some other time.

784
00:32:13,558 --> 00:32:15,643
Don't you think it's a little
too soon to talk like that?

785
00:32:15,685 --> 00:32:17,145
You're not even gonna
remember this

786
00:32:17,187 --> 00:32:19,939
and it just makes me
so, so sad, Gary, you know?

787
00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:21,191
Tomorrow can't be that bad.

788
00:32:21,232 --> 00:32:22,400
Of course it can.

789
00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:24,110
I have to keep revisiting it.

790
00:32:24,152 --> 00:32:25,487
The perfect night.

791
00:32:25,528 --> 00:32:27,155
You do it every time.
Just fucking walk away.

792
00:32:27,197 --> 00:32:28,114
It's fine.
- How is that po... we ju...

793
00:32:28,156 --> 00:32:29,324
Every time.

794
00:32:29,366 --> 00:32:30,450
I don't know
what you're talking about

795
00:32:30,492 --> 00:32:32,452
'cause we just met, but okay.

796
00:32:46,341 --> 00:32:48,343
Surging forward
with real menace.

797
00:32:48,385 --> 00:32:50,220
Delivery to Vinnie Fisk!

798
00:32:50,261 --> 00:32:52,138
It's a perfect touch.
He's on the breakaway.

799
00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:53,348
Keeper comes out...

800
00:33:03,733 --> 00:33:06,111
Hey, I'm Sheila.
Do you want a drink?

801
00:33:06,152 --> 00:33:07,278
- Me?
- Mm-hmm.

802
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,989
Hi. Uh, sure.

803
00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:12,659
Yeah. Okay. I'm Gary.

804
00:33:12,701 --> 00:33:14,911
- Hi, Gary.
- Hello.

805
00:33:14,953 --> 00:33:16,913
Phil.

806
00:33:16,955 --> 00:33:17,997
What can I get you?

807
00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:18,998
He'll have an old fashioned.

808
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:19,958
I will have a whiskey neat.

809
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,292
Thank you.

810
00:33:21,334 --> 00:33:25,171
I... I really like your dress.

811
00:33:25,213 --> 00:33:28,049
It reminds me of, like,
a picnic.

812
00:33:33,888 --> 00:33:36,057
Guilty... I am not a sports fan.

813
00:33:36,099 --> 00:33:37,225
Yeah, no, I figured.

814
00:33:37,267 --> 00:33:38,852
We don't have to talk
about that again.

815
00:33:38,893 --> 00:33:40,103
Hmm? Again?

816
00:33:40,145 --> 00:33:41,813
Oh, no, I didn't...

817
00:33:41,855 --> 00:33:43,314
What were you saying?

818
00:33:43,356 --> 00:33:45,692
Oh, um,
I grew up pretty neurotic.

819
00:33:45,734 --> 00:33:47,027
Mm-hmm.

820
00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:49,446
And not really
in a warm environment.

821
00:33:49,487 --> 00:33:50,655
My dad was never home.
- Oh, yeah.

822
00:33:50,697 --> 00:33:52,073
Why are we talking
about our dead dads?

823
00:33:52,115 --> 00:33:53,241
Why do we always do this?

824
00:33:53,283 --> 00:33:54,325
We don't have to do this,
you know.

825
00:33:54,367 --> 00:33:55,660
We can, like, make new choices.

826
00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:57,787
Wow, it's a real
"Sophie's Choice" out here.

827
00:34:00,415 --> 00:34:02,500
Best chicken korma
on the East Coast.

828
00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:05,712
Henry P. Zagat himself raves,
"It's a symphony for..."

829
00:34:08,673 --> 00:34:09,883
Oh.

830
00:34:09,924 --> 00:34:12,635
Do you know, um, John Connor?

831
00:34:16,097 --> 00:34:19,434
'Cause he's from the future.

832
00:34:19,476 --> 00:34:20,894
"Give me your clothes,
your boots,

833
00:34:20,935 --> 00:34:22,520
and your motorcycle."

834
00:34:23,938 --> 00:34:25,732
"I'm the governor."
- Hmm.

835
00:34:25,774 --> 00:34:27,567
Well, that's actually not
from the movie.

836
00:34:27,609 --> 00:34:30,320
He just later became
the governor, which was crazy.

837
00:34:30,362 --> 00:34:33,573
Did you know that "Predator"
has two governors in it?

838
00:34:33,615 --> 00:34:36,242
Jesse Ventura
and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

839
00:34:36,284 --> 00:34:37,410
I mean, that has to be, like,

840
00:34:37,452 --> 00:34:39,287
a Snapple Fact or something,
at least.

841
00:34:39,329 --> 00:34:41,456
Gary, I gotta come clean
with you.

842
00:34:41,498 --> 00:34:44,834
We have been doing this
for almost a year now,

843
00:34:44,876 --> 00:34:47,587
and things are starting to feel
a little one-sided.

844
00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:50,256
You know what I mean?
- Um, a year?

845
00:34:50,298 --> 00:34:51,549
We've, uh...
- I get it.

846
00:34:51,591 --> 00:34:53,176
This night,
this is just one night to you.

847
00:34:53,218 --> 00:34:55,136
But for me, my entire life
revolves around

848
00:34:55,178 --> 00:34:56,429
this night only, nothing else.

849
00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:57,472
And is it a great night?

850
00:34:57,514 --> 00:34:59,099
Yeah. Is it my fault?

851
00:34:59,140 --> 00:35:00,433
Yes. My choice?

852
00:35:00,475 --> 00:35:02,769
Have I created this? Yes.

853
00:35:02,811 --> 00:35:05,230
But God damn it, Gary,
even a perfectly cooked steak

854
00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:07,107
starts to tastes like shit
when you eat it

855
00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:10,610
all day, every day, you know?

856
00:35:12,737 --> 00:35:13,988
Okay. I'm sorry.

857
00:35:14,030 --> 00:35:15,323
I'm a little confused.

858
00:35:15,365 --> 00:35:16,783
I just... I really thought
we were just

859
00:35:16,825 --> 00:35:20,120
so perfect for each other,
but no.

860
00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:21,996
I just don't know.
I don't know.

861
00:35:22,038 --> 00:35:23,707
I'm starting to feel stunted.

862
00:35:23,748 --> 00:35:25,000
Yeah. You know?

863
00:35:25,041 --> 00:35:27,127
And it's kind of my fault
because I have kept us

864
00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:29,504
in this whirlwind of hell
over and over

865
00:35:29,546 --> 00:35:31,339
and over and over
of this crazy loop.

866
00:35:31,381 --> 00:35:32,549
But you know, I gotta
be honest with you,

867
00:35:32,590 --> 00:35:33,800
it's kinda your fault too.

868
00:35:33,842 --> 00:35:34,968
Yeah, a little bit.

869
00:35:35,010 --> 00:35:37,053
You are so passive.

870
00:35:37,095 --> 00:35:39,014
Everything has to be perfect.

871
00:35:39,055 --> 00:35:40,181
You don't wanna make a mess.

872
00:35:40,223 --> 00:35:41,307
You don't wanna
ruffle any feathers.

873
00:35:41,349 --> 00:35:42,809
It's just like, ugh!

874
00:35:42,851 --> 00:35:46,146
You know, there is
nowhere but down with you.

875
00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:47,147
I think I'm gonna go.

876
00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:49,149
- Oh, shocker.
- Yeah.

877
00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:51,317
Okay. Bye, Gary.

878
00:35:51,359 --> 00:35:54,571
Yeah.
Thank you for this.

879
00:35:54,612 --> 00:35:57,032
And please don't take
this the wrong way,

880
00:35:57,073 --> 00:35:58,366
but I think you need some help.

881
00:35:58,408 --> 00:36:00,035
Oh, no.
Actually, you know what, Gary?

882
00:36:00,076 --> 00:36:01,453
We need help.
- No.

883
00:36:01,494 --> 00:36:02,620
You need help.
- We.

884
00:36:02,662 --> 00:36:03,872
There's no we in this situation.

885
00:36:03,913 --> 00:36:05,290
- We. We need help.
- No, it's you. It's you.

886
00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:08,335
She needs help, not me,
everyone at this restaurant.

887
00:36:08,376 --> 00:36:10,003
- Was the meal okay?
- Thank you.

888
00:36:10,045 --> 00:36:12,213
What's 25 plus 96?

889
00:36:12,255 --> 00:36:13,590
- Oh, my God, really?
- Here you go.

890
00:36:13,631 --> 00:36:14,883
You're gonna storm out
but you're gonna

891
00:36:14,924 --> 00:36:16,217
stop to pay like a good guy?

892
00:36:16,259 --> 00:36:17,594
- Yeah, I'm gonna stop to pay.
- You are so lame.

893
00:36:17,635 --> 00:36:19,262
I'm sorry, I don't wanna
get arrested on a date.

894
00:36:19,304 --> 00:36:20,680
Oh, my. Arrested?

895
00:36:20,722 --> 00:36:22,349
- Can you hurry up?
- Oh, my God. You are so dumb.

896
00:36:22,390 --> 00:36:23,725
- Make sure you have 25%.
- Bye, Gary.

897
00:36:23,767 --> 00:36:25,435
- Bye.
- Please tell your friends.

898
00:36:25,477 --> 00:36:27,937
- Bye!
- Bye! Ugh.

899
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:41,368
Rough night, Amit.

900
00:36:41,409 --> 00:36:42,911
Can I bum a cigarette?

901
00:36:46,998 --> 00:36:49,167
Oh, that beautiful case.

902
00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:51,294
You're so classy.

903
00:36:51,336 --> 00:36:55,131
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

904
00:36:55,173 --> 00:36:57,050
Thank you.

905
00:37:01,763 --> 00:37:04,641
Love, huh?

906
00:37:04,683 --> 00:37:08,186
What a muddy, sinking,
swamp, shit, fire dumpster.

907
00:37:08,228 --> 00:37:09,396
Am I right?

908
00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:19,114
- I'm happily married.
- Oh, good for you.

909
00:37:19,155 --> 00:37:20,990
Your life is perfect.

910
00:37:22,742 --> 00:37:24,911
Maybe luck will change
for you too one day.

911
00:37:24,953 --> 00:37:26,329
Ha. No.

912
00:37:26,371 --> 00:37:27,831
See, no.

913
00:37:27,872 --> 00:37:29,958
For me, nothing changes.
Like, ever.

914
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,086
My life is just consistent,
consistent shit.

915
00:37:33,128 --> 00:37:35,338
Nothing ever fucking changes.

916
00:37:39,718 --> 00:37:41,928
Wait. Ha!

917
00:37:41,970 --> 00:37:44,931
Change. Yeah.

918
00:37:44,973 --> 00:37:48,935
Amit, you brilliant,
beautiful, married man.

919
00:37:48,977 --> 00:37:50,437
Oh, my God, change.

920
00:37:50,478 --> 00:37:52,647
I can fix him.
I can change him.

921
00:37:52,689 --> 00:37:54,441
This is something
I can actually do.

922
00:37:54,482 --> 00:37:55,442
Oh, no. Well, no.

923
00:37:55,483 --> 00:37:56,609
- Yeah.
- No.

924
00:37:56,651 --> 00:37:57,652
- Yeah.
- You can't.

925
00:37:57,694 --> 00:37:58,778
People don't really change,

926
00:37:58,820 --> 00:38:00,613
and you certainly
can't change people.

927
00:38:00,655 --> 00:38:02,699
In my culture, we have a saying,

928
00:38:02,741 --> 00:38:05,410
"You can't fit a square peg
into a round hole."

929
00:38:05,452 --> 00:38:07,287
I don't think that's
in your culture.

930
00:38:07,328 --> 00:38:08,496
It's a universal saying.

931
00:38:08,538 --> 00:38:09,706
You can't change people.

932
00:38:09,748 --> 00:38:11,332
The world doesn't work that way.

933
00:38:12,917 --> 00:38:14,919
But what is that,
though, really?

934
00:38:14,961 --> 00:38:18,089
I mean, those are
just words, Amit.

935
00:38:18,131 --> 00:38:19,632
And what are words?

936
00:38:19,674 --> 00:38:22,260
Words are just, you know,
thoughts

937
00:38:22,302 --> 00:38:24,804
that we have
that exit our mouth.

938
00:38:24,846 --> 00:38:28,183
We talk too much, as a
civilization, not me and you,

939
00:38:28,224 --> 00:38:32,520
which I regret that
we don't do this more often.

940
00:38:32,562 --> 00:38:34,147
You're a really good man.

941
00:38:34,189 --> 00:38:35,398
Help me a lot. Thank you.

942
00:38:55,210 --> 00:38:58,088
Are you fucking kidding me?

943
00:39:11,810 --> 00:39:13,812
No!

944
00:39:29,411 --> 00:39:30,829
Oh, come on.

945
00:39:30,870 --> 00:39:33,331
Stosch makes a sloppy tackle.

946
00:39:33,373 --> 00:39:34,749
Fuck.

947
00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:35,792
And the referee's
giving him the penalty.

948
00:39:35,834 --> 00:39:37,293
It's a bullshit call.

949
00:39:37,335 --> 00:39:39,004
It's amazing as it looked
like a 50-50 ball...

950
00:39:39,045 --> 00:39:42,215
Phil, do you see
new Gary over there?

951
00:39:42,257 --> 00:39:43,508
Look at him.

952
00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:45,260
Lining up for the penalty now.

953
00:39:45,301 --> 00:39:46,636
What do you think?

954
00:39:46,678 --> 00:39:49,055
Does he look different
to you, or...?

955
00:39:49,097 --> 00:39:50,098
Oh, yeah.

956
00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:52,017
Something is different.

957
00:39:52,058 --> 00:39:54,019
Really liking what
I'm seeing, Phil.

958
00:39:54,060 --> 00:39:55,478
Really liking it.

959
00:39:57,981 --> 00:39:59,566
These two teammates
practically all

960
00:39:59,607 --> 00:40:02,027
on the same page.
FC...

961
00:40:02,068 --> 00:40:04,487
- Hello?
- Hi.

962
00:40:04,529 --> 00:40:06,698
Are the good guys winning,
or...?

963
00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:08,408
- The good guys?
- Mm-hmm.

964
00:40:08,450 --> 00:40:09,743
No.

965
00:40:09,784 --> 00:40:11,453
No, the good guys
are not winning.

966
00:40:11,494 --> 00:40:12,912
They're actually getting
their asses kicked.

967
00:40:12,954 --> 00:40:16,207
- I'm sorry, so upsetting.
- Yeah. I'm Gary.

968
00:40:16,249 --> 00:40:19,419
Do you wanna drink?
Can I buy you a drink?

969
00:40:19,461 --> 00:40:21,004
- Yeah.
- Okay.

970
00:40:21,046 --> 00:40:22,088
I'm Sheila.

971
00:40:22,130 --> 00:40:23,506
Okay, Sheila.

972
00:40:23,548 --> 00:40:26,343
Hey, yo, guy.

973
00:40:26,384 --> 00:40:27,761
- What can I get?
- IPA.

974
00:40:27,802 --> 00:40:29,054
Old fashioned, please.

975
00:40:32,140 --> 00:40:34,601
What are you doing here
all alone?

976
00:40:34,642 --> 00:40:37,103
You're way too beautiful
to be alone in a bar.

977
00:40:37,145 --> 00:40:38,646
Oh.

978
00:40:38,688 --> 00:40:40,774
You know,
I'm just picking up guys.

979
00:40:40,815 --> 00:40:41,816
- Yeah?
- Uh-huh.

980
00:40:41,858 --> 00:40:43,860
- Oh, yeah. Who?
- You.

981
00:40:43,902 --> 00:40:44,944
Really?

982
00:40:44,986 --> 00:40:46,446
- You're the only one.
- Okay.

983
00:40:46,488 --> 00:40:47,864
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.

984
00:40:47,906 --> 00:40:51,493
Well, Sheila, it doesn't
look like the good guys

985
00:40:51,534 --> 00:40:53,036
are gonna come back
anytime soon.

986
00:40:53,078 --> 00:40:56,289
So what do you say
we get out of here

987
00:40:56,331 --> 00:40:57,874
and maybe get you some food?

988
00:40:59,876 --> 00:41:01,252
Yeah.

989
00:41:01,294 --> 00:41:02,462
Right now?
- Yeah. Let's go.

990
00:41:02,504 --> 00:41:03,797
- Okay.
- Okay.

991
00:41:03,838 --> 00:41:06,049
Hey, give me my 20 back.

992
00:41:06,091 --> 00:41:07,509
No, no.
- Here you go. Here you go.

993
00:41:07,550 --> 00:41:08,843
Give me my 20 back.

994
00:41:08,885 --> 00:41:10,053
What are you... I just
made these drinks.

995
00:41:10,095 --> 00:41:11,596
Well, I don't...

996
00:41:11,638 --> 00:41:13,723
So, you know, my dad was a
traveling alcoholic, actually.

997
00:41:13,765 --> 00:41:16,309
And, um, he just
travelled from bar to bar

998
00:41:16,351 --> 00:41:17,894
and eventually died.

999
00:41:17,936 --> 00:41:19,270
Whoa.

1000
00:41:19,312 --> 00:41:20,563
Where do you wanna go?

1001
00:41:20,605 --> 00:41:22,065
There's a bunch of Indian
restaurants over here.

1002
00:41:22,107 --> 00:41:23,483
There's actually a new place
over here I wanted to try.

1003
00:41:23,525 --> 00:41:25,860
Come on. Come on, keep up.

1004
00:41:31,199 --> 00:41:33,493
Ahh. Isn't that cool?

1005
00:41:33,535 --> 00:41:35,370
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

1006
00:41:35,412 --> 00:41:37,497
So what do you do, Miss Sheila?

1007
00:41:37,539 --> 00:41:40,417
Oh, um,

1008
00:41:40,458 --> 00:41:43,169
I'm an executive
producing assistant.

1009
00:41:43,211 --> 00:41:45,005
Sounds really intense.

1010
00:41:45,046 --> 00:41:47,465
Yeah. Like cancer.
Um, what do you do?

1011
00:41:47,507 --> 00:41:49,676
I run a small start up company.

1012
00:41:49,718 --> 00:41:52,178
About 25 people... for now.

1013
00:41:52,220 --> 00:41:54,973
Wow. That's amazing.

1014
00:41:55,015 --> 00:41:55,849
Yeah.

1015
00:41:55,890 --> 00:41:57,851
Gary, are you happy?

1016
00:41:57,892 --> 00:42:00,520
Like in life,
are you truly happy?

1017
00:42:00,562 --> 00:42:01,771
Yeah.

1018
00:42:01,813 --> 00:42:03,982
You know, I mean,
life's weird sometimes,

1019
00:42:04,024 --> 00:42:07,068
but you know, I'm here
for the happy moments.

1020
00:42:07,110 --> 00:42:10,488
Oh. I like that.

1021
00:42:10,530 --> 00:42:12,741
Yeah, uh.

1022
00:42:14,576 --> 00:42:16,703
Thank you. Mm.

1023
00:42:16,745 --> 00:42:19,622
Is that a tiny fish?

1024
00:42:19,664 --> 00:42:20,999
Are you supposed
to eat this stuff?

1025
00:42:21,041 --> 00:42:22,584
Yeah.
That is the idea of dinner.

1026
00:42:22,625 --> 00:42:24,002
Oh, I just thought
that was glass.

1027
00:42:24,044 --> 00:42:26,254
It's a little confusing.
- No, I think it's honeycomb.

1028
00:42:26,296 --> 00:42:27,714
This is one of the best
restaurants in the city.

1029
00:42:27,756 --> 00:42:29,716
Yeah.
So what do you do for fun?

1030
00:42:29,758 --> 00:42:31,259
Me, I like to rock climb,
you know?

1031
00:42:31,301 --> 00:42:32,594
I don't think there's
anything like

1032
00:42:32,635 --> 00:42:34,054
getting up on those rocks.

1033
00:42:34,095 --> 00:42:36,348
Yeah, I like to throw on a pair
of the old spiky boots

1034
00:42:36,389 --> 00:42:38,308
and head down to the mountain.
I don't mean to brag...

1035
00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:40,268
Gary, I'm from the future.

1036
00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:42,020
Okay.

1037
00:42:42,062 --> 00:42:43,897
No, I'm serious.

1038
00:42:43,938 --> 00:42:46,107
I'm completely serious.
- No, no, no. I'll play along.

1039
00:42:46,149 --> 00:42:48,401
What brings you to the past?
- You.

1040
00:42:48,443 --> 00:42:50,403
Okay.

1041
00:42:50,445 --> 00:42:52,822
Yeah.

1042
00:42:52,864 --> 00:42:54,783
Started as an accident,

1043
00:42:54,824 --> 00:42:57,118
but then I fell in love
with you.

1044
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,413
And I started spending
a lot of time with you.

1045
00:43:00,455 --> 00:43:03,333
365 days to be exact.

1046
00:43:03,375 --> 00:43:04,959
I loved everything about you.

1047
00:43:05,001 --> 00:43:07,671
Everything, until I didn't.

1048
00:43:07,712 --> 00:43:08,922
I mean, I do.

1049
00:43:08,963 --> 00:43:10,298
I did, but I just
wanted to, you know,

1050
00:43:10,340 --> 00:43:11,841
I needed to, like,
change a couple things,

1051
00:43:11,883 --> 00:43:14,844
just a couple little things
to make you more perfect.

1052
00:43:14,886 --> 00:43:16,554
You know, make you
more perfect for me, right?

1053
00:43:16,596 --> 00:43:18,556
'Cause that's relationships,
you can't love someone

1054
00:43:18,598 --> 00:43:19,933
100% of the time, right?

1055
00:43:19,974 --> 00:43:22,185
Yeah, sure. I guess.

1056
00:43:22,227 --> 00:43:23,687
Is that like from
"The Bachelor" or something?

1057
00:43:23,728 --> 00:43:26,147
Gary, you know how
I always tell you

1058
00:43:26,189 --> 00:43:27,982
that the time machine
in the nail salon's a dud

1059
00:43:28,024 --> 00:43:29,442
and only goes back 24 hours?

1060
00:43:29,484 --> 00:43:31,653
No, I don't know what
the fuck you're talking about.

1061
00:43:31,695 --> 00:43:32,946
Well, I was lying.

1062
00:43:32,987 --> 00:43:34,656
See, there's something
that you should know.

1063
00:43:34,698 --> 00:43:36,991
It can go anywhere in the past,

1064
00:43:37,033 --> 00:43:38,952
but for only 24 hours.

1065
00:43:38,993 --> 00:43:40,829
Then zap, you're back here.
- Okay.

1066
00:43:40,870 --> 00:43:42,789
June, that is
a fascinating story,

1067
00:43:42,831 --> 00:43:44,624
but I'd really like
to go kill myself now.

1068
00:43:44,666 --> 00:43:46,668
All right?
- You sure?

1069
00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:48,169
It's a second chance.

1070
00:43:48,211 --> 00:43:49,963
You can always
kill yourself later.

1071
00:43:50,005 --> 00:43:51,756
Okay. Let's do it.

1072
00:43:51,798 --> 00:43:53,550
Let's fuck up some history, huh?

1073
00:43:53,591 --> 00:43:55,218
- That's the spirit.
- Hmm.

1074
00:43:56,761 --> 00:43:57,971
And here I am.

1075
00:43:58,013 --> 00:44:00,223
24 hours in the past.

1076
00:44:00,265 --> 00:44:02,350
Wow.

1077
00:44:02,392 --> 00:44:04,686
Wow.
- Mm-hmm.

1078
00:44:04,728 --> 00:44:06,980
You can go back
to any point in the past,

1079
00:44:07,022 --> 00:44:09,149
and you chose yesterday?
- Mm-hmm.

1080
00:44:09,190 --> 00:44:11,234
You didn't wanna go somewhere
more meaningful, like,

1081
00:44:11,276 --> 00:44:12,819
I don't know, like,
to kill Hitler?

1082
00:44:12,861 --> 00:44:15,655
Well, I did take out Smithson.

1083
00:44:15,697 --> 00:44:17,365
- Who?
- Exactly.

1084
00:44:17,407 --> 00:44:18,867
And Gary, I mean...
And why yesterday?

1085
00:44:18,908 --> 00:44:20,452
I don't know; I mean,
technically speaking,

1086
00:44:20,493 --> 00:44:22,203
it was actually June's fault.
She chose it.

1087
00:44:22,245 --> 00:44:24,039
And let me tell you, when I
ended up 24 hours in the past,

1088
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:24,998
I was like,
"What the fuck, June?"

1089
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,458
I mean, life is already shit.

1090
00:44:26,499 --> 00:44:28,335
I don't need a reminder
of yesterday's shit, right?

1091
00:44:28,376 --> 00:44:30,462
I kind of preferred, like,
nostalgic childhood shit,

1092
00:44:30,503 --> 00:44:32,464
that I could really like.
But what are you gonna do?

1093
00:44:32,505 --> 00:44:34,883
So then I thought alcohol,
and I stumbled into that bar,

1094
00:44:34,924 --> 00:44:36,551
and then I met you.

1095
00:44:36,593 --> 00:44:39,637
And everything changed.

1096
00:44:39,679 --> 00:44:42,015
Right.
And that was a year ago?

1097
00:44:42,057 --> 00:44:43,516
Technically yesterday, but yes,

1098
00:44:43,558 --> 00:44:45,977
we've been doing this
for an entire year...

1099
00:44:46,019 --> 00:44:48,355
365 days to be exact.

1100
00:44:48,396 --> 00:44:51,858
In fact, it's, um...

1101
00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:53,902
It's our anniversary, Gary.

1102
00:44:55,737 --> 00:44:56,863
Hey.

1103
00:44:56,905 --> 00:44:58,406
Could I have the check, please?

1104
00:44:58,448 --> 00:45:00,867
Happy anniversary.

1105
00:45:00,909 --> 00:45:02,535
Gary, thank you
so much for dinner.

1106
00:45:02,577 --> 00:45:03,870
It was delicious.

1107
00:45:03,912 --> 00:45:05,497
So should we head out
and find some dessert?

1108
00:45:05,538 --> 00:45:07,665
Mm, I don't think so.

1109
00:45:07,707 --> 00:45:09,542
Are you for Gary?

1110
00:45:09,584 --> 00:45:11,086
- Uh, yeah.
- Yeah.

1111
00:45:11,127 --> 00:45:12,879
Look, I actually have
to be up kinda early,

1112
00:45:12,921 --> 00:45:14,964
and I need my rest.

1113
00:45:15,006 --> 00:45:17,050
But this was great.

1114
00:45:17,092 --> 00:45:19,177
This never happened
with old Gary.

1115
00:45:19,219 --> 00:45:20,970
I must have really
done a number on you.

1116
00:45:21,012 --> 00:45:23,223
Wow. Changes I have made.

1117
00:45:23,264 --> 00:45:26,226
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Is that so? Hey. Hey.

1118
00:45:26,267 --> 00:45:27,811
- Oh, I thought you were...
- No, listen.

1119
00:45:27,852 --> 00:45:30,980
Look, not that I'm buying any
of your bullshit, future girl,

1120
00:45:31,022 --> 00:45:33,149
but just out of curiosity,
just 'cause I wanna know,

1121
00:45:33,191 --> 00:45:35,068
what exactly did
you change about me

1122
00:45:35,110 --> 00:45:36,986
that was so fucking awful?
- Oh, okay.

1123
00:45:37,028 --> 00:45:38,446
So we've spent
a lot of time together,

1124
00:45:38,488 --> 00:45:40,407
and you've shared
a lot with me, okay?

1125
00:45:40,448 --> 00:45:42,409
Like, I know all
about your childhood,

1126
00:45:42,450 --> 00:45:44,953
your disappointments, the ups
and downs, all the traumas.

1127
00:45:44,994 --> 00:45:46,413
And I've kind of, like,
narrowed them down

1128
00:45:46,454 --> 00:45:48,540
to the moments that aided
in your mental decline.

1129
00:45:48,581 --> 00:45:51,251
I call them the, "where things
went wrong for Gary" moments.

1130
00:45:51,292 --> 00:45:52,794
Oh, is that what you call them?

1131
00:45:52,836 --> 00:45:54,504
Hey, dial down the sarcasm.

1132
00:45:54,546 --> 00:45:56,006
It's our fucking anniversary.

1133
00:45:56,047 --> 00:45:57,882
So anyway, I traveled back
there and I fixed them.

1134
00:45:57,924 --> 00:45:59,092
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1135
00:45:59,134 --> 00:46:00,593
- Give me an example of one.
- Fine.

1136
00:46:03,763 --> 00:46:06,224
- Yes?
- You're Gary, right?

1137
00:46:06,266 --> 00:46:07,726
Mom!

1138
00:46:07,767 --> 00:46:10,270
My name's Charlie and I just
moved in across the street.

1139
00:46:10,311 --> 00:46:11,604
Okay.

1140
00:46:11,646 --> 00:46:15,358
May I interest you
in a friendly game of catch?

1141
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,027
I'm not supposed
to talk to strangers.

1142
00:46:17,068 --> 00:46:18,903
Can I tell you a little secret?

1143
00:46:18,945 --> 00:46:21,197
I lost my son many years ago,

1144
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:22,907
in a boating accident, actually,

1145
00:46:22,949 --> 00:46:24,784
and it makes me
very, very, very sad

1146
00:46:24,826 --> 00:46:26,244
and I miss him so much.

1147
00:46:26,286 --> 00:46:27,746
It would truly mean
the world to me

1148
00:46:27,787 --> 00:46:30,165
if you would humor an old man
and play a friendly game

1149
00:46:30,206 --> 00:46:32,167
of catch out in the yard.

1150
00:46:32,208 --> 00:46:35,211
What do you say, sport?

1151
00:46:35,253 --> 00:46:36,254
Okay.

1152
00:46:38,089 --> 00:46:39,007
You should watch more wrestling.

1153
00:46:39,049 --> 00:46:41,051
The fake kind.

1154
00:46:41,092 --> 00:46:43,136
- It's not fake.
- It's pretty fake, kid.

1155
00:46:43,178 --> 00:46:45,889
A lot of people are gonna
say you're wrong, Gary.

1156
00:46:45,930 --> 00:46:47,349
Fuck them.

1157
00:46:47,390 --> 00:46:49,893
Okay.

1158
00:46:49,934 --> 00:46:52,645
Oh, God. Gary, no.

1159
00:46:52,687 --> 00:46:54,522
My miming's good, right?

1160
00:46:54,564 --> 00:46:56,441
Gary, no. Don't do that.

1161
00:46:56,483 --> 00:46:58,109
People don't like mimes.

1162
00:46:58,151 --> 00:46:59,611
Please don't do that again.

1163
00:46:59,652 --> 00:47:00,779
Hey, wait.

1164
00:47:00,820 --> 00:47:02,155
Just wait a second.
- What?

1165
00:47:02,197 --> 00:47:04,240
- You were Uncle Charlie?
- It was I.

1166
00:47:04,282 --> 00:47:07,243
You're so fucking crazy.
That's fucking crazy.

1167
00:47:07,285 --> 00:47:08,370
Why?

1168
00:47:08,411 --> 00:47:09,537
We just played
a little catch, big deal.

1169
00:47:09,579 --> 00:47:11,122
Sheila, I played catch
with Uncle Charlie

1170
00:47:11,164 --> 00:47:13,166
every Sunday afternoon
for, like, three years.

1171
00:47:13,208 --> 00:47:14,584
I know.
Gary, what can I say?

1172
00:47:14,626 --> 00:47:16,044
I'm very methodical.

1173
00:47:16,086 --> 00:47:17,379
I went back a bunch to make
a difference in your life.

1174
00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:18,588
You're welcome.

1175
00:47:18,630 --> 00:47:20,048
How do you not see
how fucked up this is?

1176
00:47:20,090 --> 00:47:22,592
- What?
- What? I loved that guy.

1177
00:47:22,634 --> 00:47:25,470
I fucking loved Uncle Charlie.

1178
00:47:25,512 --> 00:47:27,263
He was like my dad.

1179
00:47:27,305 --> 00:47:29,182
I know.
That is the whole point.

1180
00:47:29,224 --> 00:47:30,767
No, it's not the point.

1181
00:47:30,809 --> 00:47:32,227
You can't just
choose for people.

1182
00:47:32,268 --> 00:47:33,478
You can't just do that.

1183
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:34,854
You can't just put
a positive influence

1184
00:47:34,896 --> 00:47:36,648
and pawn 'em on someone
and hope it all works out.

1185
00:47:36,690 --> 00:47:39,693
You can't fucking do that.
That's not how life works.

1186
00:47:39,734 --> 00:47:40,944
What else did you change?

1187
00:47:40,985 --> 00:47:42,320
Well, just a couple things.

1188
00:47:42,362 --> 00:47:43,697
I just deleted a few people.

1189
00:47:43,738 --> 00:47:46,408
You know, like your
middle school bully, Patrick,

1190
00:47:46,449 --> 00:47:49,494
and your math teacher,
Mrs. Kaiser, and Amber, duh.

1191
00:47:49,536 --> 00:47:50,995
- Oh, my God!
- But that's all.

1192
00:47:51,037 --> 00:47:52,956
That's all. That's all.
- Well, that's all? That's all?

1193
00:47:52,997 --> 00:47:54,416
Oh, actually no,
there is one more thing.

1194
00:47:57,293 --> 00:47:59,754
Hey, kiddo, how's it going?
I heard you ordered a pizza.

1195
00:47:59,796 --> 00:48:02,549
- Oh, I didn't order any.
- Oh, my God, Tatiana?

1196
00:48:02,590 --> 00:48:04,551
I lost my virginity to her.
- Uh, you're welcome.

1197
00:48:04,592 --> 00:48:07,012
You're unbelievable.
You're un-fucking-believable.

1198
00:48:07,053 --> 00:48:09,055
You're fucking psychotic.
- Hey, that is not fair.

1199
00:48:09,097 --> 00:48:11,725
I've heard you talk about your
pain over and over and over,

1200
00:48:11,766 --> 00:48:13,852
night after night after night,
and it has broken my heart.

1201
00:48:13,893 --> 00:48:16,896
I have this unique ability
to take your pain away.

1202
00:48:16,938 --> 00:48:18,106
Oh, guess what?

1203
00:48:18,148 --> 00:48:19,274
It's not yours
to take away, Sheila.

1204
00:48:19,315 --> 00:48:20,650
It came from a good place, Gary.

1205
00:48:20,692 --> 00:48:21,860
Yeah, and so did
gender-reveal parties.

1206
00:48:21,901 --> 00:48:22,819
You know what?
I don't need your

1207
00:48:22,861 --> 00:48:24,279
fucking attitude right now.

1208
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:25,488
I'm just gonna go back and
I'm gonna tweak a few things

1209
00:48:25,530 --> 00:48:26,990
and fix this
so this didn't happen.

1210
00:48:27,032 --> 00:48:28,241
Oh, well, go ahead.

1211
00:48:28,283 --> 00:48:29,409
Go do whatever you want.
'Cause guess what?

1212
00:48:29,451 --> 00:48:30,785
I'll still never
wanna be with you.

1213
00:48:30,827 --> 00:48:32,328
No, not true.
I will reset you.

1214
00:48:32,370 --> 00:48:33,496
You'll remember nothing. Easy.

1215
00:48:33,538 --> 00:48:34,664
Yeah.
I will remember, actually.

1216
00:48:34,706 --> 00:48:36,791
- No, you won't remember.
- Yeah. I will.

1217
00:48:36,833 --> 00:48:38,710
Really? A Sharpie, Gary?

1218
00:48:38,752 --> 00:48:41,296
You are so dumb.
- Yeah. Sheila sucks balls.

1219
00:48:41,338 --> 00:48:42,505
You can't even spell.

1220
00:48:42,547 --> 00:48:44,174
That's not going
to be there tomorrow.

1221
00:48:44,215 --> 00:48:46,176
Do you understand?
- Fine, yeah. Maybe it won't.

1222
00:48:46,217 --> 00:48:47,927
Maybe I won't remember
this conversation.

1223
00:48:47,969 --> 00:48:49,179
Maybe I won't
remember this night.

1224
00:48:49,220 --> 00:48:50,472
Maybe I won't remember
those two ladies.

1225
00:48:50,513 --> 00:48:52,432
But I will remember
this feeling.

1226
00:48:52,474 --> 00:48:54,267
Gary, I've done this
hundreds of times,

1227
00:48:54,309 --> 00:48:56,269
and you never remember.
- Oh, yeah?

1228
00:48:56,311 --> 00:48:58,146
Were all of our dates
this shitty?

1229
00:48:58,188 --> 00:49:00,106
Actually no.
You used to fucking love them.

1230
00:49:00,148 --> 00:49:01,608
Oh, I used to fucking love them.

1231
00:49:01,649 --> 00:49:03,610
- I wonder what happened.
- Uh, I don't know.

1232
00:49:03,651 --> 00:49:05,695
Do you realize you can't
erase everything?

1233
00:49:05,737 --> 00:49:08,448
No, it's because
relationships need work, Gary.

1234
00:49:08,490 --> 00:49:10,867
We just have to work on it.
That's all.

1235
00:49:10,909 --> 00:49:12,952
Well, maybe, just maybe,
you try to make things better,

1236
00:49:12,994 --> 00:49:14,120
but you actually
make them worse.

1237
00:49:14,162 --> 00:49:15,955
And maybe some shit sticks.

1238
00:49:15,997 --> 00:49:17,165
No, that's not how this works.

1239
00:49:17,207 --> 00:49:18,291
No, Gary,
I will prove you wrong.

1240
00:49:18,333 --> 00:49:20,085
I will fucking prove you wrong.

1241
00:49:20,126 --> 00:49:23,171
Good luck!

1242
00:49:23,213 --> 00:49:25,382
Personally, I think that
he should feel touched

1243
00:49:25,423 --> 00:49:27,509
that somebody cares so deeply

1244
00:49:27,550 --> 00:49:32,055
to take away all the pain
of his life.

1245
00:49:32,097 --> 00:49:36,810
Oh, that is a really
romantic gesture.

1246
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:41,981
- Ooh.
- No, it's okay.

1247
00:49:42,023 --> 00:49:45,652
Shh, shh. No, no. It's fine.
Shh. Please understand.

1248
00:49:49,406 --> 00:49:51,991
Gary.
Here's your sexy pizza, Gary.

1249
00:49:52,033 --> 00:49:54,202
Yeah. Okay.

1250
00:49:54,244 --> 00:49:56,371
Damn it. Wait.

1251
00:49:56,413 --> 00:49:58,289
And then the karate instructor,

1252
00:49:58,331 --> 00:49:59,249
he did not put up a fight
at all.

1253
00:49:59,290 --> 00:50:00,375
It was very surprising.

1254
00:50:00,417 --> 00:50:01,710
But then I came over to get you.

1255
00:50:01,751 --> 00:50:03,837
Little, cute Tatiana,
she doesn't deserve that,

1256
00:50:03,878 --> 00:50:05,005
I couldn't do it.

1257
00:50:05,046 --> 00:50:07,424
So you know,
that's why we're here.

1258
00:50:07,465 --> 00:50:09,384
Hmm.

1259
00:50:09,426 --> 00:50:11,011
Hello?

1260
00:50:11,052 --> 00:50:13,013
Oh, maybe next year, Gary.

1261
00:50:13,054 --> 00:50:14,556
Shut the door.

1262
00:50:14,597 --> 00:50:15,557
Come on.

1263
00:50:17,892 --> 00:50:19,561
Cute kid.

1264
00:50:19,602 --> 00:50:20,979
He will be.

1265
00:50:26,067 --> 00:50:29,195
Ugh. June. Ah.

1266
00:50:29,237 --> 00:50:31,322
I did it. Yeah, I did it.

1267
00:50:31,364 --> 00:50:34,784
Or I undid it, rather. Oh.

1268
00:50:34,826 --> 00:50:36,327
Oh.

1269
00:50:36,369 --> 00:50:39,873
Now me and Gary can go back
to the way things used to be.

1270
00:50:39,914 --> 00:50:41,750
Okay.

1271
00:50:41,791 --> 00:50:43,376
Mm-hmm. "Okay," what?

1272
00:50:43,418 --> 00:50:44,836
In all the times
that you've done this,

1273
00:50:44,878 --> 00:50:46,963
have things ever gone back
to the way they used to be?

1274
00:50:47,005 --> 00:50:49,716
Oh, God, you know, you sound
like evil Gary.

1275
00:50:49,758 --> 00:50:50,967
RIP.

1276
00:50:51,009 --> 00:50:53,136
Probably is covered
in black marker by now,

1277
00:50:53,178 --> 00:50:55,638
whining, "Oh, I have
residual feelings.

1278
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:58,016
And when will they
ever go away?"

1279
00:50:58,058 --> 00:51:00,101
Shit sticks my ass.

1280
00:51:00,143 --> 00:51:02,354
Well, some shit does stick.

1281
00:51:02,395 --> 00:51:04,939
Come on, no. No.
That is not fair.

1282
00:51:04,981 --> 00:51:06,274
That is not what
we talked about.

1283
00:51:06,316 --> 00:51:09,486
Where's the fucking manual
for this thing?

1284
00:51:09,527 --> 00:51:10,987
Sheila, in the 300-plus times

1285
00:51:11,029 --> 00:51:12,155
that you've come into this shop,

1286
00:51:12,197 --> 00:51:13,698
have you ever once thought
to ask about me?

1287
00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:14,991
About my life?

1288
00:51:15,033 --> 00:51:16,493
No.

1289
00:51:16,534 --> 00:51:18,244
I've been very self-involved,
and I am not proud of it.

1290
00:51:18,286 --> 00:51:21,581
Okay.
Well, my parents wanted a boy.

1291
00:51:21,623 --> 00:51:24,459
They wanted a boy so badly
that when I was born,

1292
00:51:24,501 --> 00:51:26,127
they called me a mistake.

1293
00:51:26,169 --> 00:51:27,754
And then they treated me
like a mistake.

1294
00:51:27,796 --> 00:51:29,422
Oh, my God.

1295
00:51:29,464 --> 00:51:31,883
June, that's terrible.
I'm so sorry.

1296
00:51:31,925 --> 00:51:34,260
Yeah, so when I was old
enough to fend for myself,

1297
00:51:34,302 --> 00:51:36,971
I murdered both of them.

1298
00:51:37,013 --> 00:51:38,932
What? Really?

1299
00:51:38,973 --> 00:51:40,392
No, not really, Sheila.

1300
00:51:40,433 --> 00:51:42,143
But I did move to Bed-Stuy

1301
00:51:42,185 --> 00:51:43,311
with a woman who is now my wife,

1302
00:51:43,353 --> 00:51:45,105
so in many ways,
I did murder them.

1303
00:51:45,146 --> 00:51:46,481
Oh, wow, you know,
I gotta tell you,

1304
00:51:46,523 --> 00:51:48,108
it sounds like you handled
that shit like a champ.

1305
00:51:48,149 --> 00:51:50,276
But hello, spoiler alert.

1306
00:51:50,318 --> 00:51:51,444
I have a time machine.

1307
00:51:51,486 --> 00:51:53,071
I could go back,
talk to your parents,

1308
00:51:53,113 --> 00:51:54,280
remind them
what a treasure you are.

1309
00:51:54,322 --> 00:51:55,448
They'll love you from the start.

1310
00:51:55,490 --> 00:51:58,118
And bam, trauma eliminated.

1311
00:51:58,159 --> 00:52:00,704
Don't fuck
with my trauma, Sheila.

1312
00:52:00,745 --> 00:52:02,372
If I didn't have
these occasional moments

1313
00:52:02,414 --> 00:52:04,749
of complete
and total worthlessness,

1314
00:52:04,791 --> 00:52:08,211
I wouldn't have
this sparkling sense of humor.

1315
00:52:08,253 --> 00:52:10,630
Okay. Wow. Cool.
It's good for you.

1316
00:52:10,672 --> 00:52:12,465
But you know,
for me, I have realized

1317
00:52:12,507 --> 00:52:16,011
that I can undo anything.

1318
00:52:16,052 --> 00:52:17,095
- No, you can't.
- Yes, I can.

1319
00:52:17,137 --> 00:52:18,304
No, you can't.

1320
00:52:18,346 --> 00:52:20,306
Sometimes, people cut you,

1321
00:52:20,348 --> 00:52:21,683
and they leave an imprint on you

1322
00:52:21,725 --> 00:52:23,393
that's like a gash on your soul.

1323
00:52:23,435 --> 00:52:25,979
You just live with it, and you
can't actually undo that.

1324
00:52:26,021 --> 00:52:29,482
If you erase the pain,
you erase the person.

1325
00:52:29,524 --> 00:52:32,694
Do you get it, Sheila?

1326
00:52:32,736 --> 00:52:34,362
No.

1327
00:52:34,404 --> 00:52:35,655
I mean, yes.

1328
00:52:35,697 --> 00:52:38,283
I'm just not gonna
apply it to my situation.

1329
00:52:38,324 --> 00:52:39,367
Why?

1330
00:52:39,409 --> 00:52:41,661
Because I don't know, June.

1331
00:52:41,703 --> 00:52:43,246
People apply other people's
lessons to their lives

1332
00:52:43,288 --> 00:52:44,831
all the time very willy-nilly.

1333
00:52:44,873 --> 00:52:47,083
And before you know it,
bam, Smithson's president.

1334
00:52:47,125 --> 00:52:48,752
Okay? It doesn't matter.

1335
00:52:48,793 --> 00:52:51,504
Listen, I have a date
with my favorite guy

1336
00:52:51,546 --> 00:52:54,174
in the whole world, old Gary.
All right?

1337
00:52:54,215 --> 00:52:56,885
And this time,
I am gonna make it work.

1338
00:52:58,887 --> 00:52:59,888
Hmm.

1339
00:53:09,022 --> 00:53:09,939
Bye.

1340
00:53:54,025 --> 00:53:56,027
Keeper comes out...

1341
00:54:20,135 --> 00:54:22,262
Hi.

1342
00:54:22,303 --> 00:54:24,305
Oh. Hello.

1343
00:54:27,475 --> 00:54:29,144
I'm Sheila.

1344
00:54:29,185 --> 00:54:31,813
I'm Gary.

1345
00:54:31,855 --> 00:54:32,814
Ah.

1346
00:54:34,816 --> 00:54:37,444
It's a fine coaster set up
you got going on there.

1347
00:54:37,485 --> 00:54:39,446
Oh, it's embarrassing.

1348
00:54:39,487 --> 00:54:43,116
Yeah, I'm a little fucked
in the head, so.

1349
00:54:43,158 --> 00:54:46,202
Oh, me too.

1350
00:54:46,244 --> 00:54:47,912
It's nice not to be alone.

1351
00:54:50,290 --> 00:54:51,458
Um.

1352
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:55,962
I don't exactly know
how to say this,

1353
00:54:56,004 --> 00:55:00,425
but I'm having, like,
this really weird

1354
00:55:00,467 --> 00:55:02,552
déjà vu feeling,

1355
00:55:02,594 --> 00:55:07,432
and it's... it's really sad.

1356
00:55:11,895 --> 00:55:14,189
Um.

1357
00:55:14,230 --> 00:55:18,109
Well, I should probably then...
I should just tell you

1358
00:55:18,151 --> 00:55:21,363
that I'm a time traveler

1359
00:55:21,404 --> 00:55:22,989
from the future,

1360
00:55:23,031 --> 00:55:26,159
so I knew everything you were
gonna say before you said it.

1361
00:55:26,201 --> 00:55:27,369
Okay.

1362
00:55:29,871 --> 00:55:33,375
And you'll know
that I'm gonna ask...

1363
00:55:33,416 --> 00:55:34,918
To dinner?

1364
00:55:34,959 --> 00:55:37,420
Would you like to have dinner
with the time traveler?

1365
00:55:39,464 --> 00:55:40,882
Absolutely.

1366
00:55:40,924 --> 00:55:42,008
Yeah?

1367
00:55:42,050 --> 00:55:43,218
Yeah, let's get
the fuck out of here.

1368
00:55:43,259 --> 00:55:45,595
- Let's go have dinner.
- Okay. All right.

1369
00:55:49,224 --> 00:55:52,852
Anyway, my dad was
a traveling alcoholic.

1370
00:55:52,894 --> 00:55:56,189
Traveled from bar to bar to bar
until he eventually died.

1371
00:55:56,231 --> 00:55:57,565
Can you imagine?

1372
00:55:57,607 --> 00:55:59,567
Can you imagine, like,
a different bar

1373
00:55:59,609 --> 00:56:01,111
every single night
over and over again

1374
00:56:01,152 --> 00:56:02,862
until you're dead?

1375
00:56:05,532 --> 00:56:08,785
That is so sad.

1376
00:56:08,827 --> 00:56:10,203
There's so many options.
- Yeah.

1377
00:56:10,245 --> 00:56:11,746
It's a real
"Sophie's choice," huh?

1378
00:56:11,788 --> 00:56:14,332
Ted F. on TripAdvisor raves,
five stars.

1379
00:56:14,374 --> 00:56:17,919
"If you haven't eaten here,
your life is garbage."

1380
00:57:11,056 --> 00:57:12,932
- You like it?
- Yeah. Hold on, hold on.

1381
00:57:23,401 --> 00:57:24,402
Yeah.

1382
00:58:52,949 --> 00:58:55,910
You know, it's getting
a little late.

1383
00:58:55,952 --> 00:58:58,538
That's maybe
my top three least favorite

1384
00:58:58,580 --> 00:59:00,832
Gary sayings of all time.

1385
00:59:00,874 --> 00:59:03,585
Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.

1386
00:59:03,626 --> 00:59:05,670
Sheila, look,
I really like you a lot,

1387
00:59:05,712 --> 00:59:10,550
but I think you could drop the
whole time travel thing now.

1388
00:59:10,592 --> 00:59:13,303
It was funny at first, but now
it's kind of, like, enough.

1389
00:59:13,345 --> 00:59:15,096
Gary, everything
I've told you is true.

1390
00:59:17,307 --> 00:59:18,600
Okay.

1391
00:59:18,641 --> 00:59:22,228
Um, look, you know,
I really don't wanna believe

1392
00:59:22,270 --> 00:59:25,106
what you're saying,
but every time I do, I...

1393
00:59:25,148 --> 00:59:28,276
I get, like, a weird feeling
in my stomach.

1394
00:59:28,318 --> 00:59:30,904
Yeah.
That's the magic between us.

1395
00:59:33,281 --> 00:59:34,282
No.

1396
00:59:36,826 --> 00:59:42,040
It's... I feel like I'm stuck,
like...

1397
00:59:42,082 --> 00:59:44,793
Like something's, like, off.
- Off.

1398
00:59:44,834 --> 00:59:47,837
It doesn't doesn't feel real.

1399
00:59:47,879 --> 00:59:49,255
You can stop, Sheila.

1400
00:59:49,297 --> 00:59:50,298
Stop.

1401
00:59:50,340 --> 00:59:51,633
Seriously, stop.

1402
00:59:57,013 --> 00:59:59,683
Tomorrow can't be that bad.

1403
00:59:59,724 --> 01:00:01,976
Yes, it can.
Of course, it can.

1404
01:00:02,018 --> 01:00:03,311
I mean, what if
the time machine, you know,

1405
01:00:03,353 --> 01:00:06,439
what if it stopped working
or it, like, disappears?

1406
01:00:06,481 --> 01:00:08,316
And you change your mind,
you'll never see me again.

1407
01:00:08,358 --> 01:00:10,110
And I don't see it?
- The time machine?

1408
01:00:10,151 --> 01:00:11,444
- Yes, the time machine.
- The time machine?

1409
01:00:11,486 --> 01:00:12,821
You can't fucking freeze time.

1410
01:00:12,862 --> 01:00:14,948
Yes, I can and I have!

1411
01:00:28,003 --> 01:00:31,965
Look, tonight has been

1412
01:00:32,007 --> 01:00:36,219
the fucking weirdest night
of my life, okay?

1413
01:00:36,261 --> 01:00:39,806
Sometimes, I think you're the
greatest person I've ever met.

1414
01:00:39,848 --> 01:00:42,267
And then there's sometimes,

1415
01:00:42,308 --> 01:00:44,978
I wanna push you in front of
a fucking train.

1416
01:00:45,020 --> 01:00:47,522
You know, and I didn't
really know why

1417
01:00:47,564 --> 01:00:49,566
I felt that way until now.

1418
01:00:49,607 --> 01:00:52,193
It's because this is sick.

1419
01:00:52,235 --> 01:00:54,362
Okay?
And you need to let me go.

1420
01:00:55,697 --> 01:00:57,657
- No.
- Yes.

1421
01:00:57,699 --> 01:00:59,492
- No.
- Yes.

1422
01:00:59,534 --> 01:01:01,327
- No.
- Please.

1423
01:01:01,369 --> 01:01:03,079
I can't. I'm so sorry.

1424
01:01:03,121 --> 01:01:05,165
I can't, I can't,
I can't, I can't.

1425
01:01:05,206 --> 01:01:07,500
I'm sorry. I can't.
- Okay. Okay, you know what?

1426
01:01:07,542 --> 01:01:10,003
Maybe I go back in time

1427
01:01:10,045 --> 01:01:11,379
and I stop you...
- What?

1428
01:01:11,421 --> 01:01:12,881
From ever becoming
obsessed with this night

1429
01:01:12,922 --> 01:01:14,007
in the first place.
- No.

1430
01:01:14,049 --> 01:01:15,216
No, no, no, no.
You can't do that.

1431
01:01:15,258 --> 01:01:16,509
You can't do that.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1432
01:01:16,551 --> 01:01:17,844
Yeah. Maybe I will.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.

1433
01:01:17,886 --> 01:01:19,179
Maybe I might. Maybe I might.

1434
01:01:19,220 --> 01:01:20,430
Maybe I'll go back to,
I know where it is now,

1435
01:01:20,472 --> 01:01:21,598
it's at the nail salon, right?

1436
01:01:21,639 --> 01:01:23,433
Maybe I pay our old friend,
is it June?

1437
01:01:23,475 --> 01:01:25,435
I'd pay her a visit.
- No, you wouldn't do that.

1438
01:01:25,477 --> 01:01:27,020
No, no, no. You can't do that.

1439
01:01:27,062 --> 01:01:29,397
Look, I don't know
what fuck the is going on,

1440
01:01:29,439 --> 01:01:32,525
but I do know that
I can't... I can't do this.

1441
01:01:32,567 --> 01:01:35,987
This is not... this is not right.

1442
01:01:36,029 --> 01:01:38,531
I'm really sorry, Sheila.

1443
01:01:38,573 --> 01:01:40,450
Yeah, I'm really sorry.

1444
01:01:43,745 --> 01:01:46,539
You don't understand.

1445
01:01:46,581 --> 01:01:47,916
You saved me.

1446
01:01:50,877 --> 01:01:54,547
This whole night saved me.

1447
01:01:54,589 --> 01:01:56,758
I'm so scared.

1448
01:01:58,301 --> 01:01:59,511
Gary, it could be the only thing

1449
01:01:59,552 --> 01:02:01,846
that ever makes me happy.

1450
01:02:03,807 --> 01:02:05,350
Do you understand that?

1451
01:02:17,404 --> 01:02:20,657
Okay, fine.

1452
01:02:20,699 --> 01:02:22,033
What?

1453
01:02:22,075 --> 01:02:24,661
Fine, we'll...

1454
01:02:24,703 --> 01:02:26,454
We'll try it your way.

1455
01:02:26,496 --> 01:02:30,291
What do you mean?
What do you mean?

1456
01:02:30,333 --> 01:02:32,085
Let's just, uh,

1457
01:02:32,127 --> 01:02:34,087
let's just try again tomorrow.

1458
01:02:36,589 --> 01:02:39,259
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

1459
01:02:39,300 --> 01:02:44,431
Who knows?
Maybe tomorrow we get it right?

1460
01:02:44,472 --> 01:02:49,436
So I'll see you tomorrow.

1461
01:02:49,477 --> 01:02:51,229
I'll see you tomorrow.

1462
01:03:44,491 --> 01:03:46,284
Good evening.
You must be Gary.

1463
01:03:46,326 --> 01:03:49,913
Jesus Christ,
does everybody know my name?

1464
01:03:49,954 --> 01:03:51,456
Oh.
- What can I do for you, Gary?

1465
01:03:51,498 --> 01:03:54,918
You want a midnight pedicure?
- No. Um.

1466
01:03:54,959 --> 01:03:56,461
I'm not exactly sure
how to say this.

1467
01:03:56,503 --> 01:03:59,422
Are you June by chance?
- Huh?

1468
01:03:59,464 --> 01:04:02,884
'Cause, uh,
I'm here about Sheila.

1469
01:04:02,926 --> 01:04:05,428
Who?

1470
01:04:05,470 --> 01:04:07,347
Sheila, the time-traveling lady.

1471
01:04:07,389 --> 01:04:08,765
Sheila...

1472
01:04:08,807 --> 01:04:10,934
She told me that she
comes here, goes back in time.

1473
01:04:10,975 --> 01:04:13,436
Ah, fuck.
Was she fucking with me?

1474
01:04:13,478 --> 01:04:15,772
She was fucking with me,
wasn't she?

1475
01:04:15,814 --> 01:04:17,399
Yeah, why would I believe that?

1476
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:18,942
Every time a hot girl...

1477
01:04:18,983 --> 01:04:20,819
Relax, Gary.

1478
01:04:20,860 --> 01:04:24,197
- What?
- I know who Sheila is.

1479
01:04:24,239 --> 01:04:25,657
You probably wanna
see the time machine.

1480
01:04:25,699 --> 01:04:27,367
Yes, I wanna fucking go see
the time machine, yes.

1481
01:04:27,409 --> 01:04:28,827
Okay.

1482
01:04:28,868 --> 01:04:31,204
I wanna prevent this night
from ever happening.

1483
01:04:33,748 --> 01:04:35,333
This?

1484
01:04:35,375 --> 01:04:37,335
This is the source
of all my problems?

1485
01:04:37,377 --> 01:04:38,795
Yeah.

1486
01:04:38,837 --> 01:04:41,047
But sounds like you had a
pretty sweet night last night.

1487
01:04:41,089 --> 01:04:43,800
Yeah, over and over
and over again,

1488
01:04:43,842 --> 01:04:45,260
like I'm in some
sort of fucked-up

1489
01:04:45,301 --> 01:04:46,886
permanent purgatory hell.

1490
01:04:46,928 --> 01:04:48,555
So like love?

1491
01:04:48,596 --> 01:04:50,098
No, not at all.

1492
01:04:50,140 --> 01:04:51,683
She keeps making me
do the same thing.

1493
01:04:51,725 --> 01:04:54,185
And what's weird about it is,
I like her.

1494
01:04:54,227 --> 01:04:56,104
Oh, so like a relationship?

1495
01:04:56,146 --> 01:04:58,398
No, not like
a relationship at all.

1496
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:01,443
I get emotionally involved
and then somehow get hurt,

1497
01:05:01,484 --> 01:05:03,486
and I don't even know
how many times she's done it.

1498
01:05:03,528 --> 01:05:05,071
So like love?

1499
01:05:05,113 --> 01:05:09,075
No, 'cause love is...
Love is real.

1500
01:05:09,117 --> 01:05:11,161
This is not. This is very fake.

1501
01:05:11,202 --> 01:05:15,165
This is orchestrated.
This is inorganic.

1502
01:05:15,206 --> 01:05:17,208
You ever had an organic banana?

1503
01:05:17,250 --> 01:05:18,877
It tastes just like
a regular banana.

1504
01:05:18,918 --> 01:05:20,712
Okay. What?

1505
01:05:20,754 --> 01:05:23,340
I don't know what that means,
but can we do this please?

1506
01:05:23,381 --> 01:05:24,799
Do you know where you're going?

1507
01:05:24,841 --> 01:05:28,303
Yeah, I am going back in time
to where it all started.

1508
01:05:28,345 --> 01:05:31,556
Wait, which is when?
When would that be?

1509
01:05:31,598 --> 01:05:33,808
- Um, 1999?
- All right. Cool.

1510
01:05:33,850 --> 01:05:35,935
Wait, that doesn't sound right.
Wait, June.

1511
01:05:35,977 --> 01:05:37,437
Wait, I'm a little
claustrophobic.

1512
01:05:37,479 --> 01:05:40,815
June. Oh, no.
June, I gotta piss.

1513
01:05:40,857 --> 01:05:42,484
Can I piss back in the future?

1514
01:05:49,574 --> 01:05:52,202
600, Apartment 1K.

1515
01:05:56,039 --> 01:05:57,624
Here we fucking go.

1516
01:06:02,003 --> 01:06:04,297
Yeah?

1517
01:06:04,339 --> 01:06:06,758
- Hey.
- Come on in. You're late.

1518
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:09,552
- What?
- Gary?

1519
01:06:09,594 --> 01:06:11,096
Yeah.

1520
01:06:11,137 --> 01:06:14,099
Oh, she's too young.
I came back too far.

1521
01:06:14,140 --> 01:06:16,059
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I gotta go.

1522
01:06:16,101 --> 01:06:18,395
All right, you weirdo.
TV's right there.

1523
01:06:18,436 --> 01:06:20,188
T...

1524
01:06:20,230 --> 01:06:24,776
Oh, right, the TV.

1525
01:06:24,818 --> 01:06:26,653
Awesome.

1526
01:06:26,695 --> 01:06:29,739
Sheila, don't you bother
this man while he's working.

1527
01:06:29,781 --> 01:06:31,366
Mommy's gotta get pretty.

1528
01:06:31,408 --> 01:06:35,578
Oh, I'm supposed to come back
to when you're like 16 or 17

1529
01:06:35,620 --> 01:06:37,330
so I can, you know,
catch you when you were

1530
01:06:37,372 --> 01:06:39,374
developing your crazy
and maybe help you out,

1531
01:06:39,416 --> 01:06:40,667
but you're way too young,

1532
01:06:40,709 --> 01:06:42,669
and now I have to
yell at a little kid

1533
01:06:42,711 --> 01:06:43,837
and traumatize people.

1534
01:06:43,878 --> 01:06:44,921
Fuck.

1535
01:06:44,963 --> 01:06:46,881
And watch out for my daughter.

1536
01:06:46,923 --> 01:06:48,758
She can be quite dramatic.

1537
01:06:50,552 --> 01:06:54,723
She got that
from her father, obviously.

1538
01:06:54,764 --> 01:06:58,268
That doesn't...
That's not gonna work

1539
01:06:58,309 --> 01:06:59,644
no matter how hard you...
- Hey, guy!

1540
01:06:59,686 --> 01:07:01,896
What's going out there?

1541
01:07:01,938 --> 01:07:04,733
Honey.

1542
01:07:08,153 --> 01:07:10,071
- Please.
- Nobody wants to hear it.

1543
01:07:10,113 --> 01:07:11,322
You're a little girl.

1544
01:07:11,364 --> 01:07:13,408
Sheila, where did you put
Mommy's eyeliner?

1545
01:07:13,450 --> 01:07:15,410
Hey.

1546
01:07:15,452 --> 01:07:16,786
Hey.

1547
01:07:16,828 --> 01:07:18,413
Hey, please don't cry.

1548
01:07:18,455 --> 01:07:21,374
Sheila, for the love of God.

1549
01:07:21,416 --> 01:07:25,712
Sheila, quit making
all that noise!

1550
01:07:25,754 --> 01:07:28,131
Sheila!

1551
01:07:28,173 --> 01:07:31,801
Hey. Hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

1552
01:07:31,843 --> 01:07:37,057
Hey, hey, hey.

1553
01:07:37,098 --> 01:07:38,350
It's okay.

1554
01:07:38,391 --> 01:07:40,894
Hey, can you repeat after me?

1555
01:07:40,935 --> 01:07:42,812
Okay? It's okay.

1556
01:07:42,854 --> 01:07:44,397
It's okay.

1557
01:07:44,439 --> 01:07:47,025
For things to be
messy sometimes.

1558
01:07:47,067 --> 01:07:49,235
For things
to be messy sometimes.

1559
01:07:49,277 --> 01:07:52,280
Okay. It's okay.

1560
01:07:55,825 --> 01:07:56,826
It's okay.

1561
01:08:00,872 --> 01:08:02,499
It's okay, it's okay.

1562
01:08:02,540 --> 01:08:05,001
It's always gonna be okay.

1563
01:08:05,043 --> 01:08:07,003
I don't know how you did it,
but you got it in there.

1564
01:08:07,045 --> 01:08:09,130
God damn it, I'm running late.

1565
01:08:09,172 --> 01:08:11,091
Is it fixed?

1566
01:08:11,132 --> 01:08:13,009
Yeah. Working on it.

1567
01:08:13,051 --> 01:08:16,054
What is up with your mother?

1568
01:08:16,096 --> 01:08:17,764
She never stops.

1569
01:08:17,806 --> 01:08:19,140
Okay.

1570
01:08:19,182 --> 01:08:21,017
Did that make you feel
a little better?

1571
01:08:21,059 --> 01:08:22,644
Mm-hmm?

1572
01:08:38,618 --> 01:08:42,122
June. Hi.

1573
01:08:42,163 --> 01:08:44,082
Hey, I just wanted
to come thank you

1574
01:08:44,124 --> 01:08:46,918
for the last few months,
or years.

1575
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:49,504
I don't know how long
it's been, but, um,

1576
01:08:49,546 --> 01:08:53,466
I've been thinking a lot
about giving up control,

1577
01:08:53,508 --> 01:08:56,261
you know, and I realize
that that's just not me.

1578
01:08:56,302 --> 01:08:58,304
I can't do that.

1579
01:08:58,346 --> 01:09:02,809
So this is me saying
thank you, and goodbye.

1580
01:09:02,851 --> 01:09:06,021
That's a good color.
That's my favorite color.

1581
01:09:06,062 --> 01:09:07,272
That's a good one.

1582
01:09:16,197 --> 01:09:17,741
Sorry, just one more thing.

1583
01:09:17,782 --> 01:09:21,828
June, you would've
made a great man,

1584
01:09:21,870 --> 01:09:26,958
but you make
an even better woman.

1585
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,711
And I just want you to know

1586
01:09:29,753 --> 01:09:32,213
that it has been
an honor to know you

1587
01:09:32,255 --> 01:09:37,719
and all your perfect,
perfect weirdness.

1588
01:09:37,761 --> 01:09:39,179
You are perfect.

1589
01:09:39,220 --> 01:09:40,764
And you are not a mistake.

1590
01:09:45,727 --> 01:09:46,936
Goodbye.

1591
01:09:58,698 --> 01:10:01,368
Hey, June, I think
I fixed everything.

1592
01:10:01,409 --> 01:10:02,744
I think I fixed her.

1593
01:10:02,786 --> 01:10:05,246
It turns out she just had,
like, a, you know,

1594
01:10:05,288 --> 01:10:06,873
crappy '80s mom.

1595
01:10:06,915 --> 01:10:08,208
Um, yeah.

1596
01:10:08,249 --> 01:10:09,584
I don't think you fixed her.

1597
01:10:09,626 --> 01:10:11,169
You did just miss her, though.

1598
01:10:11,211 --> 01:10:12,295
And she didn't sound so good,

1599
01:10:12,337 --> 01:10:16,383
so you should probably
go after her.

1600
01:10:16,424 --> 01:10:18,927
Your time machine sucks.
It's so confusing.

1601
01:10:30,980 --> 01:10:32,524
- Hi.
- Huh?

1602
01:10:36,319 --> 01:10:39,114
Here.

1603
01:10:39,155 --> 01:10:42,826
Here's my gym card, SuperLotto.

1604
01:10:42,867 --> 01:10:44,119
I hope you win.

1605
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:47,455
Just take that too.

1606
01:10:47,497 --> 01:10:49,082
Good luck to you.

1607
01:11:17,694 --> 01:11:19,988
Hey.

1608
01:11:20,030 --> 01:11:21,448
Hey, wait!

1609
01:11:21,489 --> 01:11:23,908
Wait! Sheila, wait.

1610
01:11:23,950 --> 01:11:25,785
Gary, what are you doing here?

1611
01:11:25,827 --> 01:11:27,287
- Please, just wait.
- Go home.

1612
01:11:27,328 --> 01:11:28,621
What are you doing? Stop.

1613
01:11:28,663 --> 01:11:30,123
- Hey. Hey.
- Gary. Gary.

1614
01:11:30,165 --> 01:11:31,332
Hey, look at me.

1615
01:11:31,374 --> 01:11:32,709
Hey.

1616
01:11:32,751 --> 01:11:34,419
It's okay for things
to be messy sometimes.

1617
01:11:34,461 --> 01:11:37,464
Okay? Remember?

1618
01:11:37,505 --> 01:11:38,715
Yes, that's very nice.

1619
01:11:38,757 --> 01:11:40,216
That doesn't work on me anymore.

1620
01:11:40,258 --> 01:11:42,635
Like everything in my life,
it has lost all meaning,

1621
01:11:42,677 --> 01:11:45,388
and I would just really like
for today to be...

1622
01:11:45,430 --> 01:11:47,390
Hey, relax.

1623
01:11:47,432 --> 01:11:49,309
Relax. Relax.

1624
01:11:49,351 --> 01:11:50,894
We'll just wait for tomorrow.

1625
01:11:50,935 --> 01:11:53,688
We will wait.
It's almost tomorrow.

1626
01:11:53,730 --> 01:11:55,815
- Gary, fuck tomorrow.
- Don't you fucking say that.

1627
01:11:55,857 --> 01:11:57,650
- Oh, my God.
- Sheila, come on.

1628
01:11:57,692 --> 01:12:00,320
There is not a future
that I want to be part of.

1629
01:12:00,362 --> 01:12:01,988
Please understand that, okay?

1630
01:12:02,030 --> 01:12:03,656
This world is such
a fucked up place,

1631
01:12:03,698 --> 01:12:07,410
and I had, like, a thousand
chances to make today okay,

1632
01:12:07,452 --> 01:12:09,496
and I fucked every single
one of them up,

1633
01:12:09,537 --> 01:12:11,498
and I don't want that
to happen tomorrow.

1634
01:12:11,539 --> 01:12:13,416
So why am I gonna
stay for tomorrow?

1635
01:12:13,458 --> 01:12:14,959
Please go home.

1636
01:12:15,001 --> 01:12:16,920
Please go home
and just live your life

1637
01:12:16,961 --> 01:12:20,632
and let me end mine
the way I would like to.

1638
01:12:20,674 --> 01:12:22,759
- Not a chance. Not a chance.
- Oh, my God, Gary.

1639
01:12:22,801 --> 01:12:24,052
- No.
- Go home.

1640
01:12:24,094 --> 01:12:25,512
I'm not going anywhere.

1641
01:12:25,553 --> 01:12:28,181
- Go home!
- I'm not going anywhere!

1642
01:12:28,223 --> 01:12:30,392
I'll stay here all night.

1643
01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:32,394
I don't give a fuck.

1644
01:12:57,252 --> 01:13:01,297
You cannot stand here for
the rest of your life, okay?

1645
01:13:01,339 --> 01:13:04,968
Eventually, you have to go take
a piss or order a sandwich.

1646
01:13:05,010 --> 01:13:07,554
And I'm still gonna
jump off this bridge.

1647
01:13:07,595 --> 01:13:11,057
So please get the fuck
out of my face.

1648
01:13:12,267 --> 01:13:17,355
What if I told you
that I saw the future?

1649
01:13:17,397 --> 01:13:19,190
This isn't a game anymore, Gary.

1650
01:13:19,232 --> 01:13:20,442
This isn't funny anymore. Stop.

1651
01:13:20,483 --> 01:13:21,735
I'm not joking.
I saw the future.

1652
01:13:21,776 --> 01:13:24,863
- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did.

1653
01:13:24,904 --> 01:13:27,032
June figured out how
to send it to the future.

1654
01:13:27,073 --> 01:13:30,702
She just switched the knob
to the F button.

1655
01:13:30,744 --> 01:13:33,288
Look, the point is,
is that I saw it,

1656
01:13:33,329 --> 01:13:34,998
and it's fucking great.

1657
01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:36,791
Okay, now I know you're lying.

1658
01:13:36,833 --> 01:13:38,960
All right.
Maybe it's not great, okay?

1659
01:13:39,002 --> 01:13:42,589
Maybe it's a little messy,
but who the fuck cares?

1660
01:13:42,630 --> 01:13:44,758
It's a mess worth
being around for.

1661
01:13:44,799 --> 01:13:46,593
Gary, if you saw the future,

1662
01:13:46,634 --> 01:13:48,094
you would know that
I'm not in it.

1663
01:13:48,136 --> 01:13:50,472
That's the thing.
You are in it.

1664
01:13:50,513 --> 01:13:52,140
- No, I'm not.
- And guess what?

1665
01:13:52,182 --> 01:13:54,142
You're not jumping off
of this bridge.

1666
01:13:54,184 --> 01:13:59,606
Gary, I promise you
I am jumping off this bridge.

1667
01:13:59,647 --> 01:14:01,733
- No, you aren't!
- Yes, I am!

1668
01:14:01,775 --> 01:14:03,777
You're actually gonna
go to the other side.

1669
01:14:03,818 --> 01:14:06,529
Haven't you ever wondered
what's on the other side?

1670
01:14:06,571 --> 01:14:09,574
It's fucking right there.

1671
01:14:09,616 --> 01:14:11,159
What's on the other side?

1672
01:14:15,914 --> 01:14:17,874
You haven't seen the future.

1673
01:14:23,171 --> 01:14:25,465
You want me to prove it to you?

1674
01:14:25,507 --> 01:14:26,883
You can't.

1675
01:14:33,556 --> 01:14:35,016
I can give you proof.

1676
01:14:41,606 --> 01:14:43,983
Bye, Gary.

1677
01:14:44,025 --> 01:14:45,235
Nope.

1678
01:14:45,276 --> 01:14:47,362
I'll see you
on the other side, Sheila.

1679
01:17:58,219 --> 01:18:01,222
- So where do you live?
- I live right there.

1680
01:18:01,264 --> 01:18:03,350
Right, I knew that
because I saw your future.

1681
01:18:03,391 --> 01:18:06,770
Future.

1682
01:18:06,811 --> 01:18:09,022
Yeah.

1683
01:18:09,064 --> 01:18:12,650
I, uh,
I gotta ask you something.

1684
01:18:12,692 --> 01:18:14,486
What?

1685
01:18:14,527 --> 01:18:18,573
Since you've been
traveling over and over

1686
01:18:18,615 --> 01:18:20,825
and over again, have we ever,
on one of these times,

1687
01:18:20,867 --> 01:18:22,369
ever, you know?

1688
01:18:22,410 --> 01:18:27,540
Gary, come on.
It's only been one night.

1689
01:18:27,582 --> 01:18:29,209
But did we, though?

1690
01:18:29,250 --> 01:18:30,877
Gary, you're kind of
smothering me.

1691
01:18:30,919 --> 01:18:32,962
Oh, come on.

1692
01:19:54,711 --> 01:19:56,004
Cheers, mate.

1693
01:19:56,046 --> 01:19:58,882
Wow, it's a real
"Sophie's Choice" out here.

1694
01:19:58,923 --> 01:20:00,342
Can I get the
chicken korma, please?

1695
01:20:00,383 --> 01:20:03,303
It's really, really good.
And two glasses of the cab.

1696
01:20:03,345 --> 01:20:04,804
Do you wanna order, too, Gary?

1697
01:20:04,846 --> 01:20:07,057
- What?
- Are you gonna order?

1698
01:20:07,098 --> 01:20:08,933
Caramel, cinnamon,
and regret drizzled

1699
01:20:08,975 --> 01:20:12,771
on top of breast milk-flavored
ice cream and fresh cut grass.

1700
01:20:12,812 --> 01:20:15,523
- Mmm.
- The cones are inedible.

1701
01:20:15,565 --> 01:20:16,691
Don't eat them.

1702
01:20:16,733 --> 01:20:17,734
- Oh!
- I'm sorry. Oh.

1703
01:20:17,776 --> 01:20:18,943
- Oh, it's okay.
- Oh, no.

1704
01:20:18,985 --> 01:20:21,321
Bye, Gary.
I'll see you tomorrow.

1705
01:20:21,363 --> 01:20:23,490
- Thirsty?
- Yeah. I wanna hit that, Phil.

1706
01:20:23,531 --> 01:20:25,867
I wanna hit that real hard.
Happy?

1707
01:20:25,909 --> 01:20:26,951
What can I get you?

1708
01:20:26,993 --> 01:20:28,078
Old fashioned.

1709
01:20:28,119 --> 01:20:30,997
How adorable.

1710
01:20:31,039 --> 01:20:33,124
- I'm Sheila.
- Hi, Sheila. I'm Gary.

1711
01:20:33,166 --> 01:20:34,584
We have old-timey names.

1712
01:20:34,626 --> 01:20:35,877
- We do.
- Mm-hmm.

1713
01:20:35,919 --> 01:20:38,797
Locally sourced
Sour Patch Kids roughly shaved

1714
01:20:38,838 --> 01:20:44,344
onto a bed of whimsical romaine
lettuce-flavored gelato.

1715
01:20:44,386 --> 01:20:45,345
All right.

1716
01:20:45,387 --> 01:20:48,223
Two.

1717
01:20:48,264 --> 01:20:49,849
Wow.

1718
01:20:53,770 --> 01:20:55,689
It's kind of peaceful to just...

1719
01:20:55,730 --> 01:20:57,857
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1720
01:20:57,899 --> 01:20:59,859
Great job, sir.

1721
01:20:59,901 --> 01:21:01,403
- Cheers to you.
- To you.

1722
01:21:01,444 --> 01:21:03,279
And put money in your hat.
- Mm-hmm.

1723
01:21:03,321 --> 01:21:05,573
Oh, fucking Jesus Christ!

1724
01:21:05,615 --> 01:21:09,869
What made you wanna go back,
like, in time?

1725
01:21:09,911 --> 01:21:12,163
- Vacation.
- Hmm.

1726
01:21:12,205 --> 01:21:18,128
You went on vacation
so you could hang with me?

1727
01:21:18,169 --> 01:21:20,672
Well, I just kinda
popped into this bar,

1728
01:21:20,714 --> 01:21:23,758
and you were the only one
not watching sports on TV.

1729
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:25,176
- Ah.
- Yeah.

1730
01:21:25,218 --> 01:21:27,721
Not really a sports fan?
- No.

1731
01:21:27,762 --> 01:21:29,556
Rare breed.

1732
01:21:29,597 --> 01:21:31,599
Emulsified donuts and forgotten

1733
01:21:31,641 --> 01:21:34,728
birthday cake pieces drizzled
on top of a black void

1734
01:21:34,769 --> 01:21:36,396
with vanilla swirls.

1735
01:21:36,438 --> 01:21:38,940
Did you know I was married once?

1736
01:21:38,982 --> 01:21:40,442
- Get out of here. Just once?
- Uh-huh.

1737
01:21:40,483 --> 01:21:44,112
It was just once, but it
was five very long years.

1738
01:21:44,154 --> 01:21:46,823
Oh, I'm sorry.
What made you wanna get out?

1739
01:21:46,865 --> 01:21:48,324
Aw. You're very sweet.

1740
01:21:48,366 --> 01:21:49,909
He wanted to get out.
He left me.

1741
01:21:49,951 --> 01:21:51,077
Why?

1742
01:21:51,119 --> 01:21:53,455
Who is... who would ever
leave you?

1743
01:21:53,496 --> 01:21:56,541
Well, I'm in a
similar situation.

1744
01:21:56,583 --> 01:21:59,252
I just got out of a pretty
long year relationship

1745
01:21:59,294 --> 01:22:00,920
with a girl named Amber.

1746
01:22:00,962 --> 01:22:01,921
For fuck's sake, Gary,
nothing good

1747
01:22:01,963 --> 01:22:04,257
comes from a girl named Amber.

1748
01:22:04,299 --> 01:22:06,760
Old fashioned.

1749
01:22:06,801 --> 01:22:08,720
How adorable.

1750
01:22:08,762 --> 01:22:12,098
Okay, two old fashioneds,
and you can fuck off, Phil.

1751
01:22:12,140 --> 01:22:13,475
- Wait, what?
- Oh, nothing.

1752
01:22:13,516 --> 01:22:16,978
Organic red velvet pieces
crushed into a bed

1753
01:22:17,020 --> 01:22:19,064
of lost feelings, hopes,
and dreams

1754
01:22:19,105 --> 01:22:21,316
drizzled with tears.

1755
01:22:21,358 --> 01:22:22,901
Mmm.

1756
01:22:24,903 --> 01:22:26,279
Yeah, feeling real thirsty,

1757
01:22:26,321 --> 01:22:27,781
but not for your
side commentary.

1758
01:22:27,822 --> 01:22:31,159
I'm pretty quenched
on that account, okay?

1759
01:22:31,201 --> 01:22:34,788
So I gotta ask,
you know John Connor?

1760
01:22:34,829 --> 01:22:36,164
"The Terminator".

1761
01:22:36,206 --> 01:22:37,624
He's from the future.

1762
01:22:37,665 --> 01:22:40,251
You know, Michael Biehn
was in that movie,

1763
01:22:40,293 --> 01:22:42,629
and... and then... and nothing.

1764
01:22:42,671 --> 01:22:44,673
It's all just, like,
a big joke to you, isn't it?

1765
01:22:44,714 --> 01:22:46,716
You just don't take any
of this seriously. It's fine.

1766
01:22:46,758 --> 01:22:48,093
I'm pretty neurotic.

1767
01:22:48,134 --> 01:22:49,761
I, like, develop these
coping mechanisms,

1768
01:22:49,803 --> 01:22:51,137
you know, to keep myself sane.

1769
01:22:51,179 --> 01:22:52,263
I wasn't, like,
murdering people.

1770
01:22:52,305 --> 01:22:53,890
- Oh, good.
- You?

1771
01:22:53,932 --> 01:22:55,058
There's a lot of
choices over there.

1772
01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:56,059
There are.
Ooh, let's go to this one.

1773
01:22:56,101 --> 01:22:57,560
Hi, Amit.

1774
01:22:57,602 --> 01:23:00,271
So do you wanna tell me
about the future?

1775
01:23:00,313 --> 01:23:01,523
What's the point?
You never believe me anyways.

1776
01:23:01,564 --> 01:23:03,775
The point is, it's interesting.

1777
01:23:03,817 --> 01:23:05,068
Mm.

1778
01:23:05,110 --> 01:23:06,778
So I have a cat.

1779
01:23:06,820 --> 01:23:08,988
I'm allergic to them,
so I had to get

1780
01:23:09,030 --> 01:23:11,574
one of those shaved ones.

1781
01:23:11,616 --> 01:23:13,868
- Cheers, mate.
- They're called a sphynx.

1782
01:23:13,910 --> 01:23:15,286
But it's weird.

1783
01:23:15,328 --> 01:23:17,455
If you put them up
next to my grandfather,

1784
01:23:17,497 --> 01:23:19,416
you kinda can't
tell the difference.

1785
01:23:23,128 --> 01:23:24,504
You're not even
gonna remember this,

1786
01:23:24,546 --> 01:23:28,383
and it just makes me so,
so, so sad, Gary, you know?

1787
01:23:30,135 --> 01:23:32,053
The future is fucked.

1788
01:23:32,095 --> 01:23:34,681
Let's liven it up in here.
This place sucks.

1789
01:23:34,723 --> 01:23:36,266
Hey, Susan.

1790
01:23:36,307 --> 01:23:37,434
Are you mad at me?
- Mm-mm.

1791
01:23:37,475 --> 01:23:38,518
- Are you mad at me?
- Mm-mm.

1792
01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:40,186
- I'm so sorry.
- Mm-hmm.

1793
01:23:40,228 --> 01:23:42,522
- I am so sorry.
- Mm-mm.

1794
01:23:42,564 --> 01:23:45,483
I see years together... Amit,
I'm trying to talk here.

1795
01:23:45,525 --> 01:23:47,819
What do you see, Gary?
- Um.

1796
01:23:47,861 --> 01:23:50,363
You don't see it...
You don't see it, Gary?

1797
01:23:50,405 --> 01:23:53,283
No, I see it.
Two little kids.

1798
01:23:53,324 --> 01:23:54,701
No, it's fine.
Two kids and a dog and...

1799
01:23:54,743 --> 01:23:57,704
Oh, my God, Gary.
No, you're just saying that.

1800
01:23:57,746 --> 01:23:59,039
It's okay.

1801
01:24:00,749 --> 01:24:02,751
Gary!

1802
01:24:02,792 --> 01:24:04,502
I guess what
I'm trying to say is,

1803
01:24:04,544 --> 01:24:06,379
I haven't done this
in a long time,

1804
01:24:06,421 --> 01:24:09,049
and I'm having a lot of fun, so.

1805
01:24:09,090 --> 01:24:11,551
It's okay, I get you.

1806
01:24:11,593 --> 01:24:13,887
Lucky for you, my mouth
speaks before my brain

1807
01:24:13,928 --> 01:24:16,056
tells it to, so no guesswork.

1808
01:24:16,097 --> 01:24:19,309
I know.
I really like that.

1809
01:24:19,351 --> 01:24:21,353
You like it now,

1810
01:24:21,394 --> 01:24:24,230
but give it a while,
you might get tired of it.

1811
01:24:24,272 --> 01:24:27,609
No, I won't.