1 00:02:21,883 --> 00:02:25,250 Crossbow, this is Watchdog. Confirm transmissions. 2 00:02:25,486 --> 00:02:31,254 Roger, Watchdog. Crossbow is on Discriminator, and all systems are go. 3 00:02:33,594 --> 00:02:37,928 Roger, we mark you go for maneuvering sequence. 4 00:02:40,068 --> 00:02:44,095 Watchdog, this is Crossbow. Confirm we are go for arm. 5 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:45,828 Affirmative, Crossbow. 6 00:02:46,107 --> 00:02:51,340 Select electrics to max, vents to open, and systems to onboard. 7 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:54,014 -Roger. Crossbow is armed. -Roger. 8 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:56,945 We have confirmation. Rabbit in the hole. 9 00:02:57,218 --> 00:03:00,415 Moving Target Indicator, engaged. 10 00:03:00,688 --> 00:03:04,715 -Pathfinder on. I'm going on the scope. -Roger. 11 00:03:07,128 --> 00:03:08,459 Scanner on. 12 00:03:08,963 --> 00:03:11,693 Target locked. Tracking locked. 13 00:03:11,966 --> 00:03:15,197 -Roger. -Easy does it. That's it. 14 00:03:15,470 --> 00:03:17,461 Hold it right there. 15 00:03:31,119 --> 00:03:37,115 The Crossbow Project. There's no defense like a good offense. 16 00:03:37,391 --> 00:03:38,226 Mission accomplished. 17 00:03:38,226 --> 00:03:39,056 Mission accomplished. 18 00:03:39,327 --> 00:03:44,060 -Outstanding, Crossbow. -Just like shooting ducks in a barrel. 19 00:03:44,298 --> 00:03:47,961 Our scientists are turning an engineering dream... 20 00:03:48,236 --> 00:03:53,071 -...into an effective reality. -- Now all we have to do is build it. 21 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:57,005 -Nice weapon, isn't it? -What did you think of the movie, Roy? 22 00:03:57,245 --> 00:04:00,305 I think there weren't enough girls in it! 23 00:04:00,581 --> 00:04:04,483 I have a tape on alternate uses, mini-shuttle plans... 24 00:04:04,752 --> 00:04:07,687 ...and B-1 modifications for aerial launch. 25 00:04:07,922 --> 00:04:10,857 Does the President, or any other responsible agency, know about this? 26 00:04:11,092 --> 00:04:14,425 It's on a need-to-know basis. And the CIA is a responsible agency. 27 00:04:14,695 --> 00:04:18,859 I think they do need to know. You're gonna cause an escalation. 28 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:23,467 Our studies indicate this weapon is useless in warfare. 29 00:04:23,704 --> 00:04:29,006 It's not for war. It's a peacetime weapon. That's why it's secret. 30 00:04:29,277 --> 00:04:33,338 -So it's both immoral and unethical? -Yes. 31 00:04:33,614 --> 00:04:35,707 -When do we get it? 32 00:04:35,950 --> 00:04:40,353 There is a tiny technical problem with the energy source-- 33 00:04:40,621 --> 00:04:45,024 I don't want problems. We have plans for it this summer. 34 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:50,355 I need a success. l don't need any delays jeopardizing that. 35 00:04:50,565 --> 00:04:53,693 -Am I making myself clear? -Clear as vodka. 36 00:04:53,968 --> 00:04:56,835 You tell that Dr. Hathaway to get on the stick. 37 00:04:57,071 --> 00:05:02,134 -I'm gonna have to push harder. -As long as we have a weapon by June. 38 00:05:02,376 --> 00:05:04,071 -Right? -l wouldn't know�. 39 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:07,405 �I haven't had a working weapon since Korea! 40 00:05:08,549 --> 00:05:11,040 I'm sorry, this is too much. 41 00:05:11,252 --> 00:05:15,882 -I'm gonna ask for a reassignment. -I'm sorry to hear that, George. 42 00:05:21,262 --> 00:05:22,559 I urge you to stop. 43 00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:26,493 Thanks for your input. Sorry you won't be on the team. 44 00:05:26,734 --> 00:05:28,759 Maybe next time. 45 00:05:29,003 --> 00:05:32,666 Too bad. Used to be a good man. 46 00:05:32,907 --> 00:05:36,240 I'm afraid we're gonna have to liberate George. 47 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:44,374 Liberate? You mean, liquidate? 48 00:05:44,585 --> 00:05:49,955 Let's see that film on blinding techniques. Then we'll have lunch. 49 00:06:07,775 --> 00:06:12,075 -Could you sign this? -Are you Doctor Hathaway? 50 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:18,981 -I just loved your television show. -Thank you. That's very kind of you. 51 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:25,222 -What is Mr. Einstein really like? -Dead. 52 00:06:25,459 --> 00:06:30,829 Dad, laser means light amplification by stimulated emissions of radiation. 53 00:06:31,098 --> 00:06:33,396 So this is coherent light. 54 00:06:33,634 --> 00:06:37,070 -Oh, so it talks, right? -No. 55 00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:40,263 -Dr. Hathaway, what a surprise! -How are you? 56 00:06:40,508 --> 00:06:45,309 Is something wrong with the test scores? If there is, it's because-- 57 00:06:45,513 --> 00:06:48,573 I thought I'd bring you the news myself. 58 00:06:48,816 --> 00:06:53,412 I got word from admissions. Mitch is in at Pacific Tech. 59 00:06:53,654 --> 00:06:55,281 -Wonderful! -Way to go! 60 00:06:55,523 --> 00:06:57,150 Don't shake his head! 61 00:06:57,425 --> 00:06:59,017 -How you doing? -Fine. 62 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:01,591 -Nice display here. -Thanks. 63 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:05,755 It's a flash lamp ultraviolet laser at 342 nanometers. 64 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:10,666 As you know, there is interest in the iodine laser for fusion. 65 00:07:10,938 --> 00:07:16,308 This is molecular iodine. This laser doesn't suffer from recombination. 66 00:07:17,011 --> 00:07:18,444 You must be proud. 67 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:19,874 -Proud? -Sure. 68 00:07:20,114 --> 00:07:23,948 He's the first student we've accepted for winter term. 69 00:07:25,152 --> 00:07:29,316 -I bet he's the youngest too. -The youngest was 12. 70 00:07:29,557 --> 00:07:31,787 He cracked under the pressure-- 71 00:07:32,026 --> 00:07:35,120 He's 15. There won't be any problem. 72 00:07:35,296 --> 00:07:40,290 Listen, about the scholarship�. You're gonna give him a bonus, right? 73 00:07:40,468 --> 00:07:44,495 No... But by allowing Mitch to progress at a quicker rate... 74 00:07:44,705 --> 00:07:49,335 ...we give him the chance to fill a greater portion of his potential. 75 00:07:49,577 --> 00:07:54,913 We want the best for Mitchie. I saw your show on radioactive isotopes. 76 00:07:55,149 --> 00:07:57,640 -And I've got a question. -Yes? 77 00:07:57,885 --> 00:08:00,376 -Is that your real hair? -Yeah? 78 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:03,855 -Tell me, is Mitch adopted? -Why, no! 79 00:08:04,091 --> 00:08:05,922 -It's amazing. -Isn't it? 80 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,424 I need something to eat. Come on. 81 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:11,756 -Bye, Dr. Hathaway. -Goodbye. 82 00:08:13,567 --> 00:08:15,831 See you later, honey. 83 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:20,337 They're okay. Sometimes they don't know what I'm talking about. 84 00:08:20,574 --> 00:08:25,204 I'm sure about that. Tell me, are you gonna miss your friends? 85 00:08:25,413 --> 00:08:29,008 -No, I think I intimidate other kids. -Good boy. 86 00:08:29,583 --> 00:08:35,180 Understand, compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot. 87 00:08:35,423 --> 00:08:38,756 We're different from most people. Better. I'm-- 88 00:08:38,959 --> 00:08:43,089 -There you are, doctor! -Hi. Yes, one second. 89 00:08:43,364 --> 00:08:48,267 I've put you on my research team with the best minds. This is only... 90 00:08:48,536 --> 00:08:53,473 -...the second time for a freshman. -The first was Chris Knight, right? 91 00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:56,733 -You've heard of him? -He's a physics legend. 92 00:08:56,944 --> 00:09:02,439 You'll be working with him. He's a senior now, as brilliant as ever. 93 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,741 Wow! 94 00:09:06,287 --> 00:09:09,814 -This job will be waiting, Chris. -Great. 95 00:09:10,057 --> 00:09:13,720 -We have a physical plant here. -You have a Jacuzzi? 96 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,418 -Absolutely. -Good. 97 00:09:15,663 --> 00:09:20,430 And the labs and offices are over this way. Follow me, please. 98 00:09:29,844 --> 00:09:31,903 Guys! 99 00:09:32,146 --> 00:09:36,276 -Meet Chris Knight. This is Sherry. -Pleased to meet you. 100 00:09:36,517 --> 00:09:39,247 -This is Mike Dodd. -Dr. Dodd? 101 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:44,152 -He designed our new Telcom satellite. -It's an honor to meet you. 102 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:46,085 Telcom�. 103 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:49,591 The satellite raining debris all over Europe? 104 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:51,594 Why is that on your head? 105 00:09:51,832 --> 00:09:54,801 If I wear it anywhere else, it chafes. 106 00:09:55,002 --> 00:09:58,802 I'm sorry. I didn't want you to think I was stuffy. 107 00:09:59,039 --> 00:10:03,169 You know, no fun. All brain, no penis. 108 00:10:03,611 --> 00:10:05,476 -Pardon me? -I'm sorry. 109 00:10:05,713 --> 00:10:08,443 It's an infantile response to authority. 110 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:12,881 -You are Chris Knight? -I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear. 111 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:16,112 It's a joke! I get it! Funny! 112 00:10:16,390 --> 00:10:18,654 I can't help it. You're such fun. 113 00:10:18,859 --> 00:10:21,987 We try to be. Isn't that right, Mike? 114 00:10:22,196 --> 00:10:24,027 No. 115 00:10:24,198 --> 00:10:30,296 Sherry's gonna show you around. Ask questions about benefits, dress codes. 116 00:10:30,538 --> 00:10:33,473 -I'll see you in my office later. -Great. 117 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:38,805 Take care of him. He's one of the ten finest minds in the country! 118 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,743 Someday I hope to be two of them. 119 00:10:44,318 --> 00:10:46,309 -You are beautiful. -Thanks. 120 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,044 Did I come off stuffy? 121 00:10:48,255 --> 00:10:51,349 You don't act like one of the top ten minds. 122 00:10:51,592 --> 00:10:54,060 -How many have you met? -Seven. 123 00:10:54,261 --> 00:10:56,593 -Really? -You'll be eight. 124 00:10:57,665 --> 00:11:00,725 Professor Hostetler was number six. 125 00:11:01,001 --> 00:11:04,198 Old Professor Hostetler? Isn't he dead? 126 00:11:05,773 --> 00:11:07,934 He is now. 127 00:11:14,348 --> 00:11:17,249 Hello. I'm looking for the Freshman Tea. 128 00:11:17,451 --> 00:11:21,012 Oh, good. I'm so glad we have one then. 129 00:11:23,023 --> 00:11:24,888 -I don't think so. -Gene. 130 00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:29,084 -This is Mitch Taylor. -Hathaway's bright star. 131 00:11:29,363 --> 00:11:32,298 -Yes, sir. -You're already on his project. 132 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:36,036 -We expect great things from you. -I hope so. 133 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:39,866 -A bit of advice. -Oh, thank you. 134 00:11:40,207 --> 00:11:42,437 Always-- 135 00:11:42,710 --> 00:11:46,146 Never--� forget to check your references. 136 00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:52,048 Okay. Thank you. 137 00:11:52,286 --> 00:11:54,777 I better be going. Sorry. 138 00:11:56,223 --> 00:12:00,592 The young people enjoy it when I ''get down'' verbally. 139 00:12:02,229 --> 00:12:04,493 Where's the funeral? 140 00:12:15,476 --> 00:12:18,274 How you doing, sport? 141 00:12:20,848 --> 00:12:23,681 Hey, Bobby, wait up, man! 142 00:12:25,853 --> 00:12:29,516 See if he's in his room. He might be in there. 143 00:13:05,693 --> 00:13:07,490 Hello? 144 00:13:16,136 --> 00:13:18,900 -What kind of place is this? -Hi. 145 00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:23,142 Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself? 146 00:13:24,244 --> 00:13:27,907 I can't figure out how to keep change in my pocket. 147 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:30,980 I've got it! Nudity! 148 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,813 I was here earlier-- 149 00:13:34,054 --> 00:13:36,079 -You didn't straighten up? -No. 150 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:41,522 Good. All my filth is in alphabetical order. This was under ''H'' for toy. 151 00:13:41,762 --> 00:13:42,922 What is that? 152 00:13:43,163 --> 00:13:45,324 It's a penis stretcher. 153 00:13:45,532 --> 00:13:46,829 -Wanna try it? -No! 154 00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:53,731 I'm kidding. It's another diversion in an attempt to avoid responsibility. 155 00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:56,498 I left my bags. Now they're empty. 156 00:13:57,010 --> 00:14:01,276 You see, Mitch, l used to be you. 157 00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:09,082 I've been missing me, so I asked if I could room with me again. 158 00:14:09,356 --> 00:14:12,348 I put your stuff in the bottom drawer. 159 00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:16,051 I couldn�t find a place for the sports-jacket� �so I threw it out. -- Duck! 160 00:14:17,197 --> 00:14:20,724 Nice reflexes. I'm Chris Knight. 161 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:23,028 -Oh, no. -Oh, yes. Duck again! 162 00:14:27,307 --> 00:14:32,370 Oh, my God! It's heading for the gas tanks. Duck! 163 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:38,479 Was that a launch problem or a design problem? 164 00:14:40,154 --> 00:14:43,715 -We're falling behind. -We're not making sandwiches. 165 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,317 Get down! 166 00:14:46,727 --> 00:14:49,662 Are you crazy? You could have killed us! 167 00:14:49,963 --> 00:14:52,397 I cannot be seen with you. 168 00:14:52,633 --> 00:14:56,160 But since I'm driving, shouldn't you be hiding? 169 00:14:56,336 --> 00:14:58,497 He saw me. 170 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:04,502 The climate has changed. We need a working model in four months, not eighteen. 171 00:15:04,978 --> 00:15:08,004 You can't dictate innovation, Don. 172 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,011 I'll put it another way. 173 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:13,651 -You know the money for development? -Yes. 174 00:15:13,921 --> 00:15:19,291 When a project gets cut off, the finance boys always run an audit. 175 00:15:19,493 --> 00:15:21,586 I see. 176 00:15:23,497 --> 00:15:29,527 Having a little work done on the old place, Jer? Fraud is a felony. 177 00:15:35,209 --> 00:15:38,042 What are you looking at? You're laborers! So labor! 178 00:15:38,278 --> 00:15:41,645 �.That's what you get for not having an education. 179 00:15:41,882 --> 00:15:46,615 Get out of here! Go on! Get out! 180 00:15:48,188 --> 00:15:49,382 -Got it! -Yeah! 181 00:16:02,569 --> 00:16:03,900 Are you two--? 182 00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:05,229 -Hey! -Yes? 183 00:16:05,472 --> 00:16:07,963 -Put down the sandwiches and go. -Me? 184 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,666 -No, Yoda. Yeah, you! -Just a bit. 185 00:16:10,878 --> 00:16:12,709 -I don't have any-- -Brains? 186 00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:15,471 -No. Sandwiches. -What good are you? 187 00:16:15,682 --> 00:16:19,209 -What will we eat? -Are you from the restaurant? 188 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:25,652 No! I'm Mitch Taylor. I'm a student. Dr. Hathaway told me to come up here. 189 00:16:27,261 --> 00:16:30,526 So you're the new stud, are you? 190 00:16:31,231 --> 00:16:34,223 -How do you mean? -Stud. Hotshot. Brain. 191 00:16:34,434 --> 00:16:38,370 -You're 12, right? -I'm 15. Are you expecting him--? 192 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,905 Yeah. Can I get you something? 193 00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:45,873 -A balloon? -I'm supposed to check over your work. 194 00:16:46,113 --> 00:16:48,946 -Check it over? -Well, yes. 195 00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,275 -For what? -Mistakes, I guess. 196 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:57,081 -He said you guys were stuck. -No! Let's get something clear here. 197 00:16:57,291 --> 00:17:00,886 Okay, when Jerry's not here, you do what I say. 198 00:17:01,128 --> 00:17:06,122 It goes from God to Jerry to me. Get it? 199 00:17:08,435 --> 00:17:09,561 Hello, Jerry. 200 00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:13,897 -You don't get to use my first name. -Did I? 201 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:18,371 How you doing, Mitch? I'm sure you'll all be friends. 202 00:17:18,612 --> 00:17:20,443 -We're on our way. -Good. 203 00:17:20,714 --> 00:17:24,047 I want you to take your cues from Mitch. 204 00:17:24,284 --> 00:17:27,981 His ideas are the most original I've seen. 205 00:17:28,288 --> 00:17:32,122 -So Mitch is in charge of the group. -Really, Jerry? 206 00:17:32,392 --> 00:17:34,917 -You're doing it again. -Oh, am I? 207 00:17:35,162 --> 00:17:40,464 -Where is Knight? -He didn't bother to come in today. 208 00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:43,227 -Yes? -He said he didn't feel like it. 209 00:17:43,470 --> 00:17:48,237 I said, ''You better or you'll be in trouble.'' He said, ''Jam it!'' 210 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:52,776 -Great. You're not stuttering. -I give myself shock treatments. 211 00:17:52,980 --> 00:17:54,311 Up the voltage. 212 00:17:54,514 --> 00:17:58,006 -I'm sorry he's not here-- -That clown? Look! 213 00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,981 Kent decided to start without him. 214 00:18:01,188 --> 00:18:05,022 The yield's insignificant. We think the sample's damaged. 215 00:18:05,359 --> 00:18:08,920 -What? -Obviously the result of negligence. 216 00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:13,657 It'll take a week to prepare a new sample. I was afraid of this. 217 00:18:13,934 --> 00:18:16,459 -Are you sure? -We're sure. Positive. 218 00:18:16,703 --> 00:18:19,695 -Excuse me. -There is no excuse for it. 219 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:24,307 -Yeah, Mitch, what is it? -The pump laser is down. 220 00:18:24,544 --> 00:18:26,341 Look. 221 00:18:31,018 --> 00:18:32,212 There. 222 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:35,819 Well, it seems to be all better now. 223 00:18:36,056 --> 00:18:38,957 Don't touch other people's things! 224 00:18:39,192 --> 00:18:42,628 -Kent, I need you. -Anything, Jerry. 225 00:18:42,863 --> 00:18:46,663 What? Do you want me to teach your class for you? 226 00:18:46,867 --> 00:18:50,963 No, I need you to get copies of all the data so far. 227 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:54,504 So Mitch can check everything tomorrow. 228 00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:58,303 -My pleasure. -After that, stop by my cleaners. 229 00:18:58,545 --> 00:19:00,536 Don't give it a thought. 230 00:19:00,747 --> 00:19:04,148 -Mitch, shall we? On the moment. -Sure. 231 00:19:09,556 --> 00:19:14,687 Well, I guess it goes from God, to Jerry, to you... 232 00:19:14,928 --> 00:19:17,226 ...to the cleaners. 233 00:19:17,497 --> 00:19:19,988 Right, Kent? 234 00:19:21,835 --> 00:19:27,273 Library. Library.... 205. 235 00:19:37,284 --> 00:19:41,914 Welcome to Pacific Tech's ''Smart People on Ice.'' 236 00:19:43,957 --> 00:19:47,290 Let's go skating. 237 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,086 Ick, the ice turned out great! 238 00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:53,526 Yeah, it worked, didn't it? 239 00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:55,598 -How did you do it? -Sure�. 240 00:19:55,869 --> 00:20:01,865 �I tell you, you tell somebody else, next thing you know, we're in another ice age. 241 00:20:02,976 --> 00:20:06,468 -Everybody must be skating. -You're a slack! 242 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,977 -Moles and trolls. -What? 243 00:20:09,216 --> 00:20:12,583 Moles and trolls. Work-work. We never see daylight. 244 00:20:12,819 --> 00:20:16,983 We plan for weeks and all they do is study. I'm disgusted. 245 00:20:17,224 --> 00:20:21,160 I'm sorry, but it's not like me. I'm depressed. 246 00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:25,888 We had one entry for the Madame Curie look-alike contest... 247 00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:31,093 ...and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother? 248 00:20:31,338 --> 00:20:34,569 Let's go! What are you, a bunch of weirdos? 249 00:20:34,808 --> 00:20:39,245 -Want a cherry? I grow them myself. -What? 250 00:20:39,913 --> 00:20:42,746 Okay, push once. 251 00:20:48,488 --> 00:20:49,580 Are you okay? 252 00:20:50,757 --> 00:20:54,454 No, not emotionally. I'm disappointed. Not terribly. 253 00:20:54,661 --> 00:20:57,186 It should have gone further, faster. 254 00:20:57,464 --> 00:21:00,865 The problem is obviously the drag coefficient. 255 00:21:01,168 --> 00:21:04,660 I'll have to redesign the blades. I can do that�. 256 00:21:04,938 --> 00:21:08,135 But I've got to cut them, and that takes time. 257 00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:11,538 -How long will this last? -Maybe a half an hour. 258 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,803 That's great. I can do that. 259 00:21:14,047 --> 00:21:16,345 -Okay. What's your name? -Mitch. 260 00:21:16,616 --> 00:21:19,050 Thanks for your help. See you later. 261 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:20,946 You're welcome! 262 00:21:21,188 --> 00:21:22,712 -Who was that? -That-- 263 00:21:22,956 --> 00:21:27,188 I'm Jordan. l heard there was someone new. Are you it? 264 00:21:27,394 --> 00:21:28,520 Yes. 265 00:21:28,795 --> 00:21:30,456 -Do you have a bed? -Yeah. 266 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:35,067 I'd make you one, but you have one. Okay, see you later. Bye. 267 00:21:35,302 --> 00:21:37,167 Bye. 268 00:21:39,873 --> 00:21:42,865 -What's all this? -This? This is ice. 269 00:21:43,076 --> 00:21:45,977 This is what happens when water gets cold. 270 00:21:46,146 --> 00:21:51,550 This is Kent. This is what happens when people get sexually frustrated. 271 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,517 This should keep you busy. 272 00:21:54,754 --> 00:21:58,520 This with your classes should turn your brain to mush. 273 00:21:58,758 --> 00:22:03,024 That's unfair. And we were gonna make you carnival king. 274 00:22:03,263 --> 00:22:05,390 Yeah? 275 00:22:05,665 --> 00:22:09,066 Ha, ha. You're in on this too. Did you make it? 276 00:22:09,269 --> 00:22:11,669 -I'm not saying. -Who'll clean it? 277 00:22:11,938 --> 00:22:16,204 You don't have to. It's gonna go directly to gas. 278 00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:17,843 Really? What is it? 279 00:22:18,111 --> 00:22:21,603 All l can tell you is it's rare and unstable. 280 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,679 Just like you. 281 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,852 -You're degenerates. -We are? 282 00:22:26,086 --> 00:22:29,112 -I found you naked with Jell-O! -You did not! 283 00:22:29,356 --> 00:22:30,584 This is true. 284 00:22:30,857 --> 00:22:33,951 I was hot, and I was hungry. Okay? 285 00:22:34,527 --> 00:22:36,688 I got news for you, Knight. 286 00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:39,797 -You're not first anymore. -First what? 287 00:22:40,066 --> 00:22:44,093 -Mitch beat your scores by 20 points. -Yeah, you did? 288 00:22:44,304 --> 00:22:48,104 -You think you're hot stuff, huh? -No. 289 00:22:48,375 --> 00:22:50,639 Maybe you are smarter than me. 290 00:22:50,877 --> 00:22:53,471 But can you do this? 291 00:23:01,288 --> 00:23:05,384 -Ick, what's happening with the ice? -Open a window! 292 00:23:06,893 --> 00:23:09,885 Ick, I'm melting! 293 00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:11,890 -It worked! -Neat! 294 00:23:12,132 --> 00:23:17,263 -Now if we can keep it from exploding. -Exploding? Oh, God. 295 00:23:18,104 --> 00:23:23,337 Hey, Ick. You're just joking about exploding, right? 296 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:27,239 Ick? It's a joke, right? 297 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:38,583 Good morning. I saw you come in. We met last night? I'm Jordan. 298 00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,377 -I made you a sweater. -Last night? 299 00:24:41,654 --> 00:24:44,680 It's something l do. Hope the size is right. 300 00:24:44,924 --> 00:24:47,358 I used my brother as a comparison. 301 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:51,155 I went ahead and made you one, because I was up. 302 00:24:51,431 --> 00:24:53,865 -Are you peeing? -Yeah. 303 00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:57,433 I never sleep. I drove my roommate nuts. 304 00:24:57,670 --> 00:25:02,903 She's okay, but she had to transfer. l don't know if that's my fault. 305 00:25:03,109 --> 00:25:08,604 If you ever need to talk, let me know, because I never sleep, okay? 306 00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:10,611 -I will. -Are you done? 307 00:25:11,418 --> 00:25:13,852 -I can't start. -Because I'm here? 308 00:25:14,087 --> 00:25:15,952 I think so. 309 00:25:16,222 --> 00:25:20,283 -Weird. Well, I have to go. -Me too. 310 00:25:20,593 --> 00:25:22,618 Bye. 311 00:25:28,535 --> 00:25:31,129 Good morning! 312 00:25:42,315 --> 00:25:44,545 -Chris? -Morning. 313 00:25:44,784 --> 00:25:48,151 You know, something strange happened this morning. 314 00:25:48,388 --> 00:25:53,121 Was it a dream where you're standing in sun-god robes on a pyramid... 315 00:25:53,326 --> 00:25:57,660 ...with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? 316 00:25:57,964 --> 00:25:59,124 No. 317 00:25:59,399 --> 00:26:02,835 Why am I the only person that has that dream? 318 00:26:07,307 --> 00:26:09,935 Is that liquid nitrogen? 319 00:26:10,477 --> 00:26:12,570 -Coffee? -No. 320 00:26:18,585 --> 00:26:21,986 -What happened? -There's a guy in our closet. 321 00:26:23,089 --> 00:26:25,114 You've seen him too? 322 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:26,982 Who is he? 323 00:26:30,697 --> 00:26:31,755 Hollyfeld. 324 00:26:31,998 --> 00:26:34,660 -Why does he go in? -Why do you go in? 325 00:26:34,834 --> 00:26:37,928 To get my clothes. But that's not why he does. 326 00:26:38,171 --> 00:26:41,937 Of course not. He�s twice your size -- Your clothes would never fit him. 327 00:26:42,275 --> 00:26:44,334 Yeah. 328 00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:46,878 Think before you ask. 329 00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:52,050 Twenty points higher and thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes. 330 00:30:13,886 --> 00:30:16,912 --plus y, equals zero. 331 00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:10,232 This is it! 332 00:33:04,824 --> 00:33:07,315 Come on, get out of here! Get! 333 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,354 -You wanted to see me? -Mr. Knight. 334 00:33:10,563 --> 00:33:13,498 Right on time. Unusual these days. 335 00:33:13,733 --> 00:33:17,066 -You still run? -Only when chased. 336 00:33:17,503 --> 00:33:19,767 -What smells? -Must be the dog. 337 00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:21,700 -That's popcorn. -I know. 338 00:33:21,908 --> 00:33:26,242 Get it away from me. I hate popcorn. Put it over there. 339 00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:29,777 Now I know what to get you for your birthday. 340 00:33:30,516 --> 00:33:33,952 I guess we're moving up in the world, eh? 341 00:33:34,186 --> 00:33:37,087 -Very elegant. -Try not to touch anything. 342 00:33:37,256 --> 00:33:41,022 -Is this okay, sir? -It's oak; it's not plywood. 343 00:33:41,260 --> 00:33:44,752 -Quite a change from the old place. -Shoes. 344 00:33:44,964 --> 00:33:47,558 I want to see more of you in the lab. 345 00:33:47,767 --> 00:33:49,359 Fine. I'll gain weight. 346 00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:53,562 -You're very funny, Chris. -Thanks, Jerry, we try. 347 00:33:55,875 --> 00:33:57,934 You can sit. 348 00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:02,271 When I brought you here, I thought you'd be an Einstein. 349 00:34:02,548 --> 00:34:05,881 -You were on your way. Then? -I got a haircut. 350 00:34:06,118 --> 00:34:08,814 -You're disappointing me. -And you me. 351 00:34:09,121 --> 00:34:13,148 -Look, it's about our deal. -I know, Jerry. 352 00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:16,452 I've advanced your project more than anyone. 353 00:34:16,729 --> 00:34:19,721 Yesterday. What have you done for me today? 354 00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:23,561 Well, uh.... 355 00:34:24,670 --> 00:34:28,162 I want five megawatts by mid-May. 356 00:34:29,475 --> 00:34:36,142 I think you might be getting obsessive about all this. I took in Mitch, okay? 357 00:34:36,582 --> 00:34:40,279 He's coming along fine. He's working his guts out. 358 00:34:40,586 --> 00:34:44,522 -So, what do you want? -I want five megawatts by mid-May. 359 00:34:44,757 --> 00:34:49,626 Look, I don't care if you're arrogant or disrespectful. 360 00:34:49,862 --> 00:34:53,263 But you're distracting Mitch. That I won't have. 361 00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:57,527 The rules have changed. I want it by mid-May. 362 00:34:57,803 --> 00:35:03,673 Jerry, I think you're forgetting one little detail: I'm out of here. 363 00:35:03,876 --> 00:35:06,310 I'm gone, I'm history. I'm Casper. 364 00:35:06,612 --> 00:35:11,049 -I'm graduating. -To graduate, you need my course. 365 00:35:11,283 --> 00:35:14,719 I have a say about what you do and where you go. 366 00:35:15,121 --> 00:35:18,852 So you and Mitch will spend every moment in the lab. 367 00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:23,459 You will solve my power problem by my deadline. 368 00:35:26,332 --> 00:35:32,168 lf you think that threatening me will make me your slave, well,that�s where you're right� 369 00:35:32,405 --> 00:35:35,704 �but I'm only saying this because I care. 370 00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:41,378 There are decaffeinated brands that are as tasty as the real thing. 371 00:35:41,647 --> 00:35:44,309 I'm not kidding, Chris. 372 00:35:45,584 --> 00:35:48,212 Neither am I, Jerry. 373 00:35:58,030 --> 00:35:59,156 Hi, Mitch. 374 00:36:00,232 --> 00:36:01,722 Do me a favor. 375 00:36:02,001 --> 00:36:05,994 Taste this. Come on, you won't hurt my feelings. 376 00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:07,904 What, too sweet? 377 00:36:08,674 --> 00:36:12,440 -What is it? -I don't know, it was in the lab. 378 00:36:13,446 --> 00:36:16,506 Relax, it's just yogurt. 379 00:36:17,750 --> 00:36:22,187 -Mitch, are you all right? -No, I'm not. 380 00:36:22,388 --> 00:36:27,451 This combination of cyanide is dumb. This is the wrong direction. 381 00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:33,290 Only you know how to use this garbage. And I'm getting brain-fried. 382 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:38,094 I'll make it up to you. Let's just pause, put that down. 383 00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:41,965 Let's just take a step back. 384 00:36:42,208 --> 00:36:44,472 No, take a step forward. 385 00:36:44,777 --> 00:36:49,544 Now, take a step back. And a step forward. Then step back. 386 00:36:50,149 --> 00:36:54,085 -Will you stop? I'm serious. -Okay, I'm serious too. 387 00:36:54,253 --> 00:36:57,654 Let's charge it up. Give me everything you got. 388 00:36:57,957 --> 00:37:03,452 -I gotta connect the capacitors. -Okay, this is work time. 389 00:37:10,936 --> 00:37:14,497 -How you doing? -Fine. Don't rush me. 390 00:37:14,807 --> 00:37:19,107 Okay, just take your time. Everything's fine. 391 00:37:21,013 --> 00:37:23,573 What is taking so long? 392 00:37:23,916 --> 00:37:26,407 I'm coming. 393 00:37:27,853 --> 00:37:29,184 Charging. 394 00:37:29,655 --> 00:37:31,179 Shades. 395 00:37:38,497 --> 00:37:41,022 -What are you doing? -Waiting. 396 00:37:43,102 --> 00:37:47,095 It's just the fuse. It'll be back on in a minute. 397 00:37:47,373 --> 00:37:51,002 I shouldn't have used the building transformer. 398 00:37:51,210 --> 00:37:55,169 But, more importantly, did we get a charge? 399 00:37:57,349 --> 00:37:58,543 What'd you do? 400 00:37:59,051 --> 00:38:00,951 -Wait! -Come on, Sputnik. 401 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:04,112 You wanted help, so here we go. 402 00:38:04,824 --> 00:38:07,793 -Beautiful minds. -We have work. 403 00:38:08,060 --> 00:38:10,620 We're going to work. Hard work. 404 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:13,128 This must've taken hours. 405 00:38:13,365 --> 00:38:14,696 Let's find out. 406 00:38:19,505 --> 00:38:22,201 I told you they'd come back on. 407 00:38:22,474 --> 00:38:25,841 -What's this? -It's a laser beam, bozo. 408 00:38:26,078 --> 00:38:29,172 -What's it for? -Not what. Where. 409 00:38:29,381 --> 00:38:33,317 -What? -Follow it. It's a surprise. 410 00:38:36,488 --> 00:38:38,479 Like it? 411 00:38:39,258 --> 00:38:42,386 Hey, what's the beam splitter for? 412 00:38:43,395 --> 00:38:48,025 What's the matter? Need everything spelled out for you? 413 00:38:51,837 --> 00:38:53,998 Come on, let's tan! 414 00:38:56,575 --> 00:38:58,065 One for Mitch. 415 00:39:10,356 --> 00:39:13,689 Come on in, the South Pacific calls you. 416 00:39:15,127 --> 00:39:18,096 -Who're the girls? -Not from around here. 417 00:39:19,098 --> 00:39:21,623 -They're from a nearby college. -Where? 418 00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:24,392 The Wanda Trossler Beauty School. 419 00:39:25,037 --> 00:39:27,437 -They're beauticians? -Not yet. 420 00:39:27,606 --> 00:39:31,633 -l don't know. -Your genius might impress them. 421 00:39:31,877 --> 00:39:33,868 I don't see how. 422 00:39:34,647 --> 00:39:36,979 Given the type of guys you are... 423 00:39:37,249 --> 00:39:43,245 ...this may be your only chance in your entire lives... 424 00:39:43,489 --> 00:39:45,548 ...to have SEX! 425 00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:47,919 Think about it. 426 00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:19,849 Destiny! I've got her now. 427 00:40:25,597 --> 00:40:30,159 Don't you know that eating that can give you extremely large breasts? 428 00:40:30,436 --> 00:40:33,098 Oh, my God. I'm too late! 429 00:40:46,151 --> 00:40:46,218 Don't think I don't want my invention to work. 430 00:40:46,218 --> 00:40:49,346 Don't think I don't want my invention to work. 431 00:40:49,655 --> 00:40:53,819 -The day's only so long. -Ready to go. 432 00:40:54,026 --> 00:40:57,359 Pushing me doesn't help. Tell them that. 433 00:40:57,629 --> 00:41:01,861 Start showing results or they'll find somebody else. 434 00:41:02,134 --> 00:41:05,399 -Oh, really? -You won't have your big toys. 435 00:41:05,637 --> 00:41:09,403 I'm the best. Do you know who you're dealing with? 436 00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:12,876 How dare you try this. I have to go on. 437 00:41:13,078 --> 00:41:16,673 This conversation is in incredibly poor taste. 438 00:41:16,982 --> 00:41:19,712 -Son of a bitch. -Asshole. 439 00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:26,488 Welcome to Everything, with Jerome Hathaway. 440 00:41:26,725 --> 00:41:31,685 Funded by a grant from Darlington Electronic Instruments. 441 00:41:31,897 --> 00:41:35,856 Hi, I'm Jerry Hathaway, with Everything. 442 00:41:36,101 --> 00:41:42,199 Tonight, we'll look at something that most of us take for granted. 443 00:41:42,741 --> 00:41:46,541 The colon. What does it look like? 444 00:41:47,379 --> 00:41:48,676 Get out of there. 445 00:41:49,681 --> 00:41:51,672 -Kent! -Cut! 446 00:41:51,884 --> 00:41:56,583 -You're in front of the teleprompter. -Well, I didn't know. 447 00:41:57,189 --> 00:42:00,056 -We need to talk. -Get my laundry? 448 00:42:00,359 --> 00:42:02,919 -Yes, but there's more. -The gravy? 449 00:42:03,195 --> 00:42:07,427 No, that came out. Chris and Mitch, they're at a party. 450 00:42:07,699 --> 00:42:09,724 With girls. 451 00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:14,698 -I want you to show me. -My pleasure. 452 00:42:53,645 --> 00:42:57,445 -Hi, are you busy? -Yes. No. 453 00:42:57,683 --> 00:43:01,642 Wanna help test my rebreather? Come on! 454 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,410 Sure! 455 00:43:09,094 --> 00:43:12,860 It's a simple principle. It's basically a filter. 456 00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:17,592 It lets CO2 out and O2 back in, but no bubbles. 457 00:43:19,004 --> 00:43:22,804 -How come you're not--? -Necking? I'm not gay! 458 00:43:23,208 --> 00:43:24,539 No, partying. 459 00:43:25,377 --> 00:43:29,780 Because I'm 19 and I'm brilliant and hyperkinetic. 460 00:43:29,982 --> 00:43:32,951 Guys are afraid. I guess I should be upset. 461 00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:37,717 I think you're very nice. 462 00:43:40,192 --> 00:43:42,854 I think you're nice too. 463 00:43:46,899 --> 00:43:49,299 Do you want to try this? 464 00:43:55,507 --> 00:43:59,204 -It's lighter in the water. -How about you? 465 00:44:11,490 --> 00:44:12,821 Taylor! 466 00:44:19,431 --> 00:44:22,423 -Why aren't you in the lab? -I just-- 467 00:44:22,601 --> 00:44:25,365 You're here to work, not to play doctor. 468 00:44:25,571 --> 00:44:28,335 -I got delayed. -Where's Knight? 469 00:44:28,607 --> 00:44:31,576 -You both make me sick. -Kent! 470 00:44:33,745 --> 00:44:39,012 I took a chance recommending you. I can see I made a mistake. 471 00:44:39,251 --> 00:44:41,776 I hope you're proud of yourself. 472 00:44:47,926 --> 00:44:50,121 -Dr. Hathaway? -What? 473 00:44:50,696 --> 00:44:52,789 Are you wearing makeup? 474 00:44:54,766 --> 00:44:56,199 What? 475 00:45:28,133 --> 00:45:33,161 I need one more course to complete my humanities credits. 476 00:45:45,617 --> 00:45:50,020 I'd like to make a collect call to Mrs. Bill Taylor. 477 00:45:50,522 --> 00:45:53,184 -Come on, come on. -Mitch Taylor. 478 00:45:54,192 --> 00:45:56,786 I got a great idea. 479 00:45:57,029 --> 00:45:58,587 -What? -Hold it down! 480 00:45:58,797 --> 00:46:00,492 Mom, I.... 481 00:46:04,670 --> 00:46:07,138 I want to come home. 482 00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:18,438 -Are you there? -Baby, you sound upset. 483 00:46:18,850 --> 00:46:22,445 I don't like it here. I wanna come home. 484 00:46:23,522 --> 00:46:26,286 You rented out my room?! To who? 485 00:46:26,525 --> 00:46:29,494 Mr. Echevarria, the plumber. 486 00:46:42,307 --> 00:46:48,007 -Where were you last night? -The lab, where you should've been. 487 00:46:50,982 --> 00:46:55,976 Jordan said that Hathaway was mad. What exactly did he--? 488 00:46:58,056 --> 00:47:01,583 Let me hold that thought and get back to you. 489 00:47:07,999 --> 00:47:11,400 -Are you there? -Baby, you sound upset. 490 00:47:11,570 --> 00:47:14,903 I don't like it here. I wanna come home. 491 00:47:15,107 --> 00:47:18,099 It's not for you to like, it's for you to do. 492 00:47:18,343 --> 00:47:22,245 -You're 15 years old. -I wanna come home. 493 00:47:22,514 --> 00:47:26,416 -You want to live with me and Daddy? -Yeah. 494 00:47:27,052 --> 00:47:31,421 -I'll go back to high school. -We've rented out your room. 495 00:47:32,524 --> 00:47:35,584 -To who? -Mr. Echevarria, the plumber. 496 00:47:35,861 --> 00:47:39,353 We can share it. I don't wanna stay here. 497 00:47:40,399 --> 00:47:45,928 -That doesn't sound like my soldier. -Mitch, this is your dad. 498 00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:50,398 -Hi, Dad. -Are you crying? 499 00:47:50,642 --> 00:47:53,110 -I'm sorry. -I hope nobody sees. 500 00:47:54,413 --> 00:47:57,940 -I'm a kid. -You've never been just a kid. 501 00:48:21,406 --> 00:48:25,672 If you wanna leave, go ahead. 502 00:48:26,311 --> 00:48:30,077 But you're gonna miss the fun. 503 00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:31,681 What fun? 504 00:48:31,850 --> 00:48:35,513 Ick's releasing a new virus in Kent's room. 505 00:48:35,754 --> 00:48:40,418 -The other night I needed your help. -I helped you relax. 506 00:48:40,692 --> 00:48:44,025 Being snubbed by beauticians is not relaxing. 507 00:48:44,262 --> 00:48:46,662 Student beauticians. 508 00:48:47,766 --> 00:48:52,203 I thought this place was different. But it's the same. 509 00:48:52,471 --> 00:48:55,372 In high school, I got put in a mailbox. 510 00:48:55,607 --> 00:48:58,337 Teachers hated me because I was smarter than them. 511 00:48:58,543 --> 00:49:02,309 Students hated me because I blew the bell curve. 512 00:49:02,547 --> 00:49:04,208 I was just like you. 513 00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:08,544 I had white shirts and Hush Puppies and a briefcase. 514 00:49:08,787 --> 00:49:10,778 Girls never talked to me. 515 00:49:11,022 --> 00:49:14,890 When I got here, for three years I studied constantly. 516 00:49:16,228 --> 00:49:18,196 -You? -Yeah. 517 00:49:18,697 --> 00:49:22,690 One night, sitting right here, I had a vision. 518 00:49:22,968 --> 00:49:25,300 -What? -Hollyfeld. 519 00:49:25,904 --> 00:49:29,965 -The guy in the closet? -Lazlo Hollyfeld. 520 00:49:30,175 --> 00:49:34,236 I followed him into the closet, down into the tunnels. 521 00:49:34,412 --> 00:49:38,405 There I saw the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. 522 00:49:38,583 --> 00:49:40,813 -What? -Lazlo in his pajamas. 523 00:49:42,387 --> 00:49:45,049 -So? -So I talked to him. 524 00:49:45,323 --> 00:49:46,813 -You did? -Yeah. 525 00:49:47,025 --> 00:49:52,258 He was a stud around here in the '70s. Smarter than us put together. 526 00:49:53,231 --> 00:49:55,699 What happened? Did he crack? 527 00:49:55,934 --> 00:49:57,834 He cracked, severely. 528 00:49:58,103 --> 00:50:01,334 -Why? -He loved his work. 529 00:50:01,740 --> 00:50:05,540 -What's wrong with that? -That's all he did. 530 00:50:05,710 --> 00:50:09,077 He loved problems, he loved the answers. 531 00:50:09,347 --> 00:50:14,546 But he thought that the answers were the answers for everything. 532 00:50:15,053 --> 00:50:17,180 All science, no philosophy. 533 00:50:17,422 --> 00:50:22,587 One day, someone told him the stuff he made was killing people. 534 00:50:24,129 --> 00:50:27,098 So, what? I'm gonna end up in a tunnel? 535 00:50:27,766 --> 00:50:29,631 -Yeah. -What? 536 00:50:29,868 --> 00:50:32,894 You are, if you keep up like this. 537 00:50:33,138 --> 00:50:35,299 You don't need to run away. 538 00:50:35,607 --> 00:50:38,940 When you're smart, people need you. 539 00:50:39,144 --> 00:50:42,580 You can use your mind creatively. 540 00:50:43,214 --> 00:50:46,411 -I noticed you don't study hard. -Bingo. 541 00:50:50,889 --> 00:50:54,825 Yeah, but if I stay, what should I do? 542 00:50:55,093 --> 00:50:59,462 First, get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative. 543 00:51:02,667 --> 00:51:03,998 -Yeah. -Yeah! 544 00:51:07,005 --> 00:51:08,495 Now, you try it. 545 00:51:11,242 --> 00:51:14,439 -Now, let's unpack. -Right. 546 00:51:35,166 --> 00:51:38,363 That's what makes Darlington so sweet. 547 00:51:38,603 --> 00:51:42,300 -But Knight's got it locked. -Maybe, maybe not. 548 00:51:48,546 --> 00:51:51,538 Come on, you guys. He's gone. 549 00:51:59,858 --> 00:52:03,316 -Kent's name is on his plates. -Like my underwear. 550 00:52:03,561 --> 00:52:07,292 You have license plates in your underwear? 551 00:52:22,681 --> 00:52:24,308 Hey, Kent. 552 00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:27,144 That's your car. 553 00:52:27,385 --> 00:52:32,550 -You're not supposed to park on campus. -This isn't funny. 554 00:52:33,091 --> 00:52:36,527 -You've gone too far. -I had help. 555 00:52:37,862 --> 00:52:39,727 You, huh? 556 00:52:40,331 --> 00:52:45,598 Dr. Hathaway's gonna hear about this. You'll rue the day! 557 00:52:45,837 --> 00:52:49,933 ''Rue the day''? Who talks like that? 558 00:53:01,119 --> 00:53:03,349 Wow. Hello. 559 00:53:04,055 --> 00:53:05,920 Hi. 560 00:53:13,798 --> 00:53:16,926 Jerry asked me to drop by. What about you? 561 00:53:17,135 --> 00:53:20,696 -What? -Which word didn't you understand? 562 00:53:20,939 --> 00:53:22,964 -You here for the meeting? -Meeting? 563 00:53:23,241 --> 00:53:25,971 -I don't know. -Okay. 564 00:53:26,811 --> 00:53:30,110 -Look, I'm just waiting. -Great. 565 00:53:30,448 --> 00:53:34,077 If you can't do it, we'll get somebody else. 566 00:53:34,319 --> 00:53:38,949 -I have a timetable. -We're close; everything'll be fine. 567 00:53:39,224 --> 00:53:42,591 Remember, you work for me. I've made my point. 568 00:53:42,827 --> 00:53:46,593 -Crystal clear. -Anything l should know about? 569 00:53:46,765 --> 00:53:51,293 -I'll be with you in a moment. -Goodbye, Jerry. Susan. 570 00:53:51,503 --> 00:53:58,170 I guess this is goodbye. I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to know you. 571 00:53:59,911 --> 00:54:03,347 Have you ever seen a body like this before? 572 00:54:03,615 --> 00:54:07,574 -She's my daughter. -Well, then I guess you have. 573 00:54:08,086 --> 00:54:10,577 -Coming, Don? -Yeah. 574 00:54:12,323 --> 00:54:16,521 If there's ever anything I can do for you... 575 00:54:16,761 --> 00:54:19,662 ...or to you, you let me know. 576 00:54:20,498 --> 00:54:24,161 -Can you hammer a nail with your penis? -Not now. 577 00:54:24,602 --> 00:54:28,129 A girl's gotta have her standards. 578 00:54:31,309 --> 00:54:33,675 -Smart girl. -What're you doing? 579 00:54:33,945 --> 00:54:36,778 -You said come over. -Stay off the rug. 580 00:54:38,950 --> 00:54:40,542 Take off your shoes. 581 00:54:40,785 --> 00:54:42,946 -What's up, doc? -Sit down. 582 00:54:43,221 --> 00:54:46,213 -Who were they? -You're of no use to me! 583 00:54:46,491 --> 00:54:50,291 -Interesting way to start. -I'm giving Kent the job. 584 00:54:50,528 --> 00:54:53,861 -You gave me the job. -You need a degree. 585 00:54:54,065 --> 00:54:58,126 -I'll pass your exam. -Even if you pass, you don't pass. 586 00:54:58,403 --> 00:55:03,739 -Why don't you leave right now? -I'll go to Dr. Meredith. 587 00:55:03,975 --> 00:55:10,005 -The work I've done merits a degree. -Who will he believe--you or me? 588 00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:15,911 -You can't do this. -It's done. Now get out! 589 00:55:16,154 --> 00:55:18,748 You'll never work in this field. 590 00:55:19,057 --> 00:55:22,390 -You unbelievable bastard. -Count on it. 591 00:55:47,452 --> 00:55:49,283 What're you doing? 592 00:55:52,790 --> 00:55:59,025 I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said: 593 00:55:59,597 --> 00:56:01,588 ''I drank what?'' 594 00:56:02,033 --> 00:56:04,058 Is there something wrong? 595 00:56:04,369 --> 00:56:08,430 Hathaway is going to flunk me out of school. 596 00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:11,640 -Why? -I screwed up. 597 00:56:13,945 --> 00:56:16,880 -What are you gonna do? -I'll leave. 598 00:56:17,081 --> 00:56:19,572 You can't! You'll be a failure! 599 00:56:21,486 --> 00:56:22,953 Thank you, Mitch. 600 00:56:28,426 --> 00:56:31,793 You just can't leave. You owe me ten bucks. 601 00:56:37,001 --> 00:56:38,468 You can't quit. 602 00:56:39,237 --> 00:56:44,504 If for no other reason than to see a five-megawatt laser fire. 603 00:56:44,976 --> 00:56:46,841 That would be nice. 604 00:56:48,913 --> 00:56:52,178 -Finish what you start. -Who said that? 605 00:56:52,417 --> 00:56:54,180 You know that. 606 00:56:54,953 --> 00:56:59,947 That's right, Mitch. But that's no way to motivate someone. 607 00:57:02,660 --> 00:57:05,322 You've got to get even with Hathaway. 608 00:57:05,596 --> 00:57:07,587 It's a moral imperative. 609 00:57:10,268 --> 00:57:12,668 That's a good point. 610 01:00:29,734 --> 01:00:31,565 Vito, not again. 611 01:00:42,713 --> 01:00:45,375 Why don't you get some sleep. 612 01:00:45,650 --> 01:00:50,917 It's not like we're driving or anything. You're still a growing boy. 613 01:00:54,525 --> 01:00:57,255 Hey, Lazlo. 614 01:00:58,930 --> 01:01:00,591 Lazlo? 615 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,696 �oh, that's me. Hello. 616 01:01:07,505 --> 01:01:09,735 I've been watching you. 617 01:01:11,676 --> 01:01:13,268 Thanks. 618 01:01:14,779 --> 01:01:21,014 I thought I'd help, so I found every question Hathaway's asked... 619 01:01:21,419 --> 01:01:23,683 ...on every final he's given. 620 01:01:23,888 --> 01:01:26,721 Gee, I didn't get you anything. 621 01:01:27,024 --> 01:01:28,514 Are those they? 622 01:01:30,761 --> 01:01:32,228 No. 623 01:01:32,430 --> 01:01:35,263 These are sweepstakes entries. 624 01:01:35,566 --> 01:01:38,535 Enter as often as you want, so I am. 625 01:01:38,769 --> 01:01:41,636 That's great! How many times? 626 01:01:42,039 --> 01:01:47,238 Well, this batch makes it 1,650,000. 627 01:01:47,445 --> 01:01:51,211 I should win 32.6% of the prizes, plus the car. 628 01:01:51,449 --> 01:01:54,782 That takes the fun out of it, doesn't it? 629 01:01:55,052 --> 01:02:00,581 They set up the rules; and lately I�m beginning to realize that I have certain materialistic needs. 630 01:02:01,259 --> 01:02:02,590 So�. 631 01:02:03,594 --> 01:02:05,619 Where are the questions? 632 01:02:06,597 --> 01:02:08,724 I memorized them. 633 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,297 Sure. 634 01:02:16,073 --> 01:02:18,803 I gotta go to sleep. 635 01:02:19,110 --> 01:02:21,601 Did you wanna borrow my pajamas? 636 01:02:21,812 --> 01:02:25,009 No, thanks. 637 01:02:27,151 --> 01:02:30,518 -Hey, he's a pretty smart kid. -Yeah. 638 01:02:31,455 --> 01:02:34,288 He'll grow five inches in the next year. 639 01:02:40,665 --> 01:02:43,327 -Mitch? -Jordan? 640 01:02:47,371 --> 01:02:49,635 Mitch Taylor? 641 01:02:50,941 --> 01:02:52,169 Who.... 642 01:02:52,443 --> 01:02:57,312 My name is Sherry Nugil. I've waited three years for this. 643 01:02:57,548 --> 01:03:00,642 -For what? -For you to be old enough. 644 01:03:00,885 --> 01:03:04,548 -For what? -For this. 645 01:03:17,301 --> 01:03:18,893 Come in! 646 01:03:21,505 --> 01:03:25,066 Hi, Mitch! I'm just sanding my floor! 647 01:03:26,043 --> 01:03:29,171 Could you turn that off a second?! 648 01:03:32,350 --> 01:03:34,648 How come you're so sweaty? 649 01:03:34,885 --> 01:03:39,151 I came back from helping Chris, and a woman was in my room. 650 01:03:41,992 --> 01:03:46,019 -Pardon? -A woman. You know, she was an adult. 651 01:03:47,431 --> 01:03:51,197 Well, she wanted to.... 652 01:03:51,435 --> 01:03:53,903 -How can I say this? -Jump you? 653 01:03:55,172 --> 01:03:57,072 -Yeah. -You made it? 654 01:03:57,875 --> 01:04:01,675 -No. That's what was unbelievable. -Pardon? 655 01:04:03,414 --> 01:04:06,577 I stopped her. I told her I didn't want to. 656 01:04:06,851 --> 01:04:08,785 Why? 657 01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:12,387 Because I really did want to. 658 01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:19,521 I wanted to, but not with her. 659 01:04:22,299 --> 01:04:23,698 Oh. 660 01:04:39,950 --> 01:04:42,544 -This is my class hour! -It's May 10th. 661 01:04:42,787 --> 01:04:47,781 -What are you doing here? -Me?! What are you doing here? 662 01:04:48,058 --> 01:04:51,221 Decker is dangerous! Where's the laser? 663 01:04:51,462 --> 01:04:54,124 -Coming. -It's not even breathing hard. 664 01:04:54,398 --> 01:04:57,060 He wants it by the end of the week! 665 01:04:57,234 --> 01:05:00,226 Now you listen to me! You groveling bug! 666 01:05:00,504 --> 01:05:04,634 I have exams! I'm doing what I can, so get off my back! 667 01:05:06,076 --> 01:05:11,104 That should just about do the trick, as long as you stay cool. 668 01:05:11,782 --> 01:05:14,751 -Let's go, girls. -What does that mean? 669 01:05:14,919 --> 01:05:19,253 It's a figure of speech. You guys coming to the exam? 670 01:05:19,490 --> 01:05:24,189 I guess so, since Hathaway's gone to the trouble of having one. 671 01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:26,692 You coming, buddy boy? 672 01:05:27,264 --> 01:05:30,165 I'll catch up. I gotta go to the bathroom. 673 01:05:30,434 --> 01:05:34,996 I don't think that's gonna help your confidence any, do you? 674 01:05:40,110 --> 01:05:42,135 Buddy boy. 675 01:05:46,050 --> 01:05:49,713 Let's see how funny you think this is. 676 01:05:54,492 --> 01:05:56,187 Buddy boy. 677 01:06:05,803 --> 01:06:07,794 All right, we-- 678 01:06:12,910 --> 01:06:15,344 We have exactly three hours. 679 01:06:15,546 --> 01:06:18,913 And remember, we believe in the honor system. 680 01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:25,152 It'll be apparent how many of you haven't absorbed this material. 681 01:06:25,389 --> 01:06:28,187 Take one and pass it back, like your IQ was normal. 682 01:06:28,492 --> 01:06:30,392 Good luck, buddy boy. 683 01:06:30,594 --> 01:06:36,658 Can I name my first child after you? ''Dipshit Knight'' has a nice ring. 684 01:08:10,694 --> 01:08:12,093 No. No! 685 01:08:13,263 --> 01:08:14,662 No! 686 01:08:28,812 --> 01:08:31,838 My condolences on your meltdown. 687 01:08:32,983 --> 01:08:35,042 What meltdown, Kent? 688 01:08:36,654 --> 01:08:41,387 I'm not saying that you had one, �because how would I know? 689 01:08:41,659 --> 01:08:43,820 But just in case you do. 690 01:08:44,228 --> 01:08:47,061 -You slime. -It's your own fault. You brought it on yourself. 691 01:08:47,464 --> 01:08:52,561 Didn't anyone ever tell you to make sure your optics are clean? 692 01:09:31,775 --> 01:09:35,438 I can do it! How does it feel to be frozen?! 693 01:09:35,679 --> 01:09:38,011 Ice is nice! 694 01:09:38,215 --> 01:09:41,707 -Lazlo, buddy! Seen Mitch? -No. 695 01:09:42,619 --> 01:09:44,211 He's not in there. 696 01:09:44,421 --> 01:09:48,050 -How'd you do? -I passed! But I failed! 697 01:09:48,258 --> 01:09:51,625 Well, then I'm happy and sad for you. 698 01:09:51,862 --> 01:09:54,262 Gotta find Mitch. -- Mitch! 699 01:09:54,465 --> 01:09:56,456 He's not in the toilet. 700 01:09:56,734 --> 01:10:00,864 I'll freeze it and get at least an order of magnitude. 701 01:10:01,071 --> 01:10:05,098 Because it's gonna be frozen. I think I can do it. 702 01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:06,637 Bye! 703 01:10:06,877 --> 01:10:09,402 Hey, man! You're not Mitch. 704 01:10:09,613 --> 01:10:14,482 Hey, Lazlo! Wanna see a demonstration of gravity? 705 01:10:14,718 --> 01:10:19,621 It can be done! That's a window! That's a door! 706 01:10:22,493 --> 01:10:25,087 Mitch! Where's your math!? 707 01:10:26,497 --> 01:10:27,964 Hey, you jerk! 708 01:10:28,165 --> 01:10:31,293 I'm very sorry! I'll buy you a car! 709 01:10:31,568 --> 01:10:34,332 I don't have one. It's my dad's. 710 01:10:52,456 --> 01:10:54,924 How's it going, Jerry? 711 01:10:55,192 --> 01:10:56,591 What do you want? 712 01:10:56,860 --> 01:10:59,988 World peace, but this isn't the time. 713 01:11:00,197 --> 01:11:03,360 -Get out! -This might interest you. 714 01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:06,262 -I'm not interested. -Dr. Hathaway.... 715 01:11:06,503 --> 01:11:08,994 Susan. 716 01:11:15,712 --> 01:11:18,340 I solved the power problem, Jerry. 717 01:11:20,884 --> 01:11:23,876 -Jerry? -Take a cab. 718 01:11:25,189 --> 01:11:27,953 So you'll hammer later. 719 01:11:33,697 --> 01:11:36,860 We were working on the cyanide system. 720 01:11:37,134 --> 01:11:41,070 Well, earlier today, it ate itself. 721 01:11:41,371 --> 01:11:45,865 But that's just what we needed to take a giant step forward. 722 01:11:46,143 --> 01:11:47,667 Right, Kent? 723 01:11:48,545 --> 01:11:52,037 Needless to say, I was despondent about the meltdown. 724 01:11:52,216 --> 01:11:55,879 But in the midst of my preparations for hari-kari... 725 01:11:56,186 --> 01:11:58,051 ...it came to me. 726 01:11:58,255 --> 01:12:02,555 It's possible to synthesize excited bromide in an argon matrix. 727 01:12:02,759 --> 01:12:07,822 -Excimers, frozen in an excited state. -That's impossible. 728 01:12:08,031 --> 01:12:11,489 It's a chemical laser, but solid, not gaseous. 729 01:12:11,702 --> 01:12:16,605 Put simply, in deference to Kent, it's like lasing a stick of dynamite. 730 01:12:16,874 --> 01:12:22,369 We couple it to a state that is radiatively coupled to the ground. 731 01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:27,749 Extracting 10-to-the-21st photons per cubic centimeter... 732 01:12:28,018 --> 01:12:33,786 ...will give 1 kilojoule per cubic centimeter, or a megajoule per liter. 733 01:12:33,957 --> 01:12:35,288 That�s hotter than the sun. 734 01:12:35,559 --> 01:12:37,754 -It's small. -It's meant to be. 735 01:12:37,961 --> 01:12:40,555 We only have the one sample... 736 01:12:40,864 --> 01:12:45,267 ...and it's going to destroy itself as it lases. 737 01:12:48,038 --> 01:12:50,370 But everything will be fine. 738 01:12:51,375 --> 01:12:52,740 -Right, Mitch? -Yeah. 739 01:12:52,976 --> 01:12:55,444 This is a complete waste of time. 740 01:12:55,646 --> 01:12:59,582 Kent, put the target in front of the cinder blocks. 741 01:13:08,258 --> 01:13:10,749 Okay, come behind the shield. 742 01:13:19,403 --> 01:13:23,840 Okay, Mr. Taylor. Any time you're ready. 743 01:13:26,143 --> 01:13:30,341 Ready? Laser on! 744 01:13:36,687 --> 01:13:38,678 All right! 745 01:13:41,525 --> 01:13:43,015 Look at this! 746 01:13:47,664 --> 01:13:49,325 Wow! 747 01:13:52,002 --> 01:13:56,496 -Sorry about the window. -And the trees across the quad! 748 01:14:00,344 --> 01:14:01,777 You did it. 749 01:14:01,979 --> 01:14:03,344 I did my part too. 750 01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:06,348 You graduate. You get the job. 751 01:14:06,783 --> 01:14:10,719 What? You can't! That's my job. 752 01:14:10,988 --> 01:14:14,549 I've done everything you've ever asked me to. 753 01:14:16,393 --> 01:14:19,123 I teach your classes for you! 754 01:14:19,296 --> 01:14:22,493 -I get your laundry! -What is he doing? 755 01:14:23,967 --> 01:14:28,495 I mounted the optics for the target-tracking system. 756 01:14:29,573 --> 01:14:31,871 Look! 757 01:14:34,144 --> 01:14:36,806 Wait. Wait. 758 01:14:37,047 --> 01:14:40,073 -Let's celebrate! -Absolutely. 759 01:14:42,052 --> 01:14:45,579 You see anything unusual on the campus? 760 01:14:49,026 --> 01:14:52,086 -My glasses! -Well, try not to wobble. 761 01:14:52,662 --> 01:14:56,428 -There is a complete hole. -That's great. 762 01:14:56,666 --> 01:14:58,224 Look. 763 01:15:11,548 --> 01:15:13,038 Let's get a burger. 764 01:15:13,283 --> 01:15:15,615 -Let's go! -In there? 765 01:15:23,927 --> 01:15:25,622 This place is wild. 766 01:15:27,431 --> 01:15:31,595 -Do you see that? -Like her? She's from Playa del Rey. 767 01:15:31,802 --> 01:15:34,600 -Am I gonna meet your parents? -No. 768 01:15:34,871 --> 01:15:39,604 -Why? Are you ashamed of me? -No, them. 769 01:15:40,043 --> 01:15:43,240 Remember the right people to thank on this. 770 01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:45,812 -I'd like to thank my fish. -What?! 771 01:15:46,049 --> 01:15:48,984 -And Mr. Ikagami! -I love it. 772 01:15:54,224 --> 01:15:55,748 What are you saying? 773 01:15:56,259 --> 01:15:57,726 Lazlo! 774 01:16:07,671 --> 01:16:10,765 I'm glad you came out. Want a hamburger? 775 01:16:11,007 --> 01:16:14,602 I've been thinking about your laser solution. 776 01:16:14,845 --> 01:16:20,613 -You've increased it to 6 megawatts. -Yeah, about that. 777 01:16:21,084 --> 01:16:24,611 -What would you use it for? -Enormous Swiss cheese? 778 01:16:25,622 --> 01:16:27,089 It can do anything. 779 01:16:27,290 --> 01:16:31,590 No. The beam would last for what,15 seconds? 780 01:16:31,995 --> 01:16:36,591 -What good is that? -I respect you, but l graduated. 781 01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:40,031 Let the engineers figure that out. 782 01:16:40,303 --> 01:16:42,635 Maybe someone already has a use... 783 01:16:42,873 --> 01:16:45,501 ...for which it's been specifically designed. 784 01:16:45,809 --> 01:16:48,107 Hathaway had something in mind? 785 01:16:48,278 --> 01:16:52,044 Look at the facts: very high power, portable... 786 01:16:52,282 --> 01:16:56,116 ...limited firing time, unlimited range. 787 01:16:56,353 --> 01:16:59,288 With a tracking system and a mirror... 788 01:16:59,489 --> 01:17:02,287 ...you could vaporize a human target from space. 789 01:17:04,895 --> 01:17:07,227 This is not good. 790 01:17:14,871 --> 01:17:16,304 No! 791 01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:18,699 What happened? 792 01:17:22,379 --> 01:17:24,176 Oh, no. 793 01:17:25,582 --> 01:17:27,812 -Chris. -I'm all right. 794 01:17:32,989 --> 01:17:37,551 -They took everything. -Kent's tracking system is gone! 795 01:17:39,095 --> 01:17:41,893 How could you build that mirror?! 796 01:17:50,607 --> 01:17:52,905 He lied to us. 797 01:17:53,510 --> 01:17:56,570 It's easy to lie to you, Mitch. 798 01:17:57,414 --> 01:17:58,676 You trust people. 799 01:17:59,449 --> 01:18:01,781 I'm a cynic. 800 01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:05,620 I'm such an asshole. 801 01:18:06,856 --> 01:18:09,950 I understand how you feel. You're right. 802 01:18:10,193 --> 01:18:13,594 But we need to find out what he's doing. 803 01:18:13,863 --> 01:18:15,387 Kent. 804 01:18:22,072 --> 01:18:24,199 Shh, you guys! 805 01:18:44,294 --> 01:18:47,229 -We'll have two minutes. -Pardon? 806 01:18:53,603 --> 01:18:55,503 -Hi. -Hi. 807 01:19:14,791 --> 01:19:17,191 Okay, open his mouth. 808 01:19:18,862 --> 01:19:20,955 Bulldogs. 809 01:19:22,332 --> 01:19:24,425 And transceiver. 810 01:19:24,668 --> 01:19:26,761 And tweezers. 811 01:19:28,838 --> 01:19:31,500 The braces gave me the idea. 812 01:19:31,775 --> 01:19:34,835 Perfect antennae. His head becomes a speaker. 813 01:19:35,045 --> 01:19:38,503 It's about time someone put it to good use. 814 01:19:45,221 --> 01:19:47,189 Kent? 815 01:19:47,691 --> 01:19:51,718 Kent. Wake up, Kent. 816 01:19:54,998 --> 01:19:56,329 -Kent. -What? 817 01:19:56,633 --> 01:19:59,966 I'm talking to you, Kent. 818 01:20:00,470 --> 01:20:04,304 -What is this? -I said, I'm talking to you. 819 01:20:04,507 --> 01:20:07,135 -No. -Yeah. 820 01:20:08,578 --> 01:20:11,138 Well, I'm not asleep. 821 01:20:12,015 --> 01:20:16,076 -I must be overworked. -You're not overworked, Kent. 822 01:20:16,319 --> 01:20:18,719 Well, I'm not insane! 823 01:20:20,824 --> 01:20:23,588 -Or am I? -That remains to be seen, Kent. 824 01:20:23,893 --> 01:20:27,329 But we are having a conversation. 825 01:20:30,934 --> 01:20:34,563 -Okay, who is this? -This is Jesus, Kent. 826 01:20:34,771 --> 01:20:39,105 And you've been a very naughty boy! 827 01:20:40,510 --> 01:20:43,741 All right, who is this? 828 01:20:43,947 --> 01:20:47,212 -Cut the crap. You built a weapon. -What? 829 01:20:47,450 --> 01:20:53,013 What do you think a secret phase conjugate tracking system is for? 830 01:20:53,289 --> 01:20:56,281 A big mirror makes a big beam. 831 01:21:00,363 --> 01:21:02,388 I guess it could be. 832 01:21:02,699 --> 01:21:05,395 Where's the laser now? 833 01:21:05,702 --> 01:21:11,971 I overheard Jerry mention something about a test on the 27th. 834 01:21:12,308 --> 01:21:15,209 But I don't know where. It's classified. 835 01:21:18,148 --> 01:21:21,584 -What? -Oh, nothing. 836 01:21:21,785 --> 01:21:26,154 l want you to think about what you've done, Kent. 837 01:21:26,389 --> 01:21:27,617 And from now on... 838 01:21:27,791 --> 01:21:31,784 ...stop playing with yourself! 839 01:21:35,265 --> 01:21:36,630 It is God. 840 01:21:37,434 --> 01:21:39,231 Now what? 841 01:21:42,472 --> 01:21:43,962 Phase two. 842 01:21:46,476 --> 01:21:49,104 What is it with you? 843 01:23:30,747 --> 01:23:32,078 What's that? 844 01:23:32,682 --> 01:23:37,381 -These military are so untrusting. -Can we get clearance? 845 01:23:37,620 --> 01:23:42,353 -We will. It'll just take six hours. -Forget it. We'll balls it. 846 01:23:42,559 --> 01:23:44,288 How do these look? 847 01:23:45,428 --> 01:23:48,556 Mine looks like him, and his looks like me. 848 01:23:49,299 --> 01:23:50,698 Great, I hope. 849 01:23:50,900 --> 01:23:53,733 -What if they don't work? -They shoot us. 850 01:23:59,442 --> 01:24:00,807 I.D.? 851 01:24:04,614 --> 01:24:08,710 -Show these to the next guard. -You bet. 852 01:24:19,762 --> 01:24:21,093 I.D.s? 853 01:24:21,464 --> 01:24:26,163 Can you snap it up? We're late, we're tired, we're hungry. 854 01:24:27,236 --> 01:24:30,797 -Are you crazy? -You gotta intimidate these guys. 855 01:24:32,175 --> 01:24:33,938 You're not on the list. 856 01:24:34,243 --> 01:24:37,235 Yeah, that's because we're classified. 857 01:24:40,783 --> 01:24:42,512 Security. 858 01:24:43,853 --> 01:24:46,321 Aren't you young for technicians? 859 01:24:46,522 --> 01:24:48,752 Lasers are a young science. 860 01:24:48,958 --> 01:24:52,416 There, I said it. Now we're both in trouble. 861 01:24:52,662 --> 01:24:56,996 -I'll call the duty officer. -Hey there, Airborne. 862 01:25:02,305 --> 01:25:07,641 Make that call, and it's our jobs. We're four hours late. 863 01:25:07,844 --> 01:25:12,338 Give us a break. Someday you'll be in the private sector. 864 01:25:12,548 --> 01:25:14,709 Yeah. 865 01:25:19,188 --> 01:25:21,315 We're dead. 866 01:25:25,028 --> 01:25:27,223 -All right! -I love it! 867 01:25:29,132 --> 01:25:33,000 Absolutely, sir; consider it done. 868 01:25:33,236 --> 01:25:35,136 Yes, sir. 869 01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:41,033 Look for anything out of the ordinary. 870 01:25:43,346 --> 01:25:45,814 Mitch, come here. 871 01:25:46,983 --> 01:25:48,382 My God. 872 01:25:52,155 --> 01:25:53,588 Come on. 873 01:26:22,719 --> 01:26:24,584 -Communication link? -Open. 874 01:26:24,787 --> 01:26:28,348 Diagnostics seem okay. Final check ready. 875 01:26:28,591 --> 01:26:31,583 Sixty-five degrees, nineteen minutes. 876 01:26:38,134 --> 01:26:41,934 All systems go. We're finished here, fellas. 877 01:26:48,211 --> 01:26:49,473 What!? 878 01:27:19,008 --> 01:27:24,139 This little polynomial will keep the computer busy. 879 01:27:26,616 --> 01:27:29,016 Where are they? 880 01:27:32,755 --> 01:27:35,747 We've got a connection! They're in! 881 01:27:44,333 --> 01:27:46,665 -Abbott to Costello. -Go ahead. 882 01:27:46,936 --> 01:27:50,804 -We've got the goodies. -We've got target coordinates. 883 01:27:51,641 --> 01:27:54,701 Roger, we're sending. 884 01:28:01,350 --> 01:28:03,716 What is it? 885 01:28:06,122 --> 01:28:07,714 Oh, nothing. 886 01:28:10,793 --> 01:28:13,694 You didn't think we'd test in space? 887 01:28:13,963 --> 01:28:18,366 Yes, I did, because that's what it was designed for. 888 01:28:18,568 --> 01:28:22,470 But if you want to crawl before we walk... 889 01:28:22,705 --> 01:28:25,833 ...that's fine too. Really. 890 01:28:26,509 --> 01:28:28,204 -Attention! -What? 891 01:28:28,411 --> 01:28:31,505 -Superior officer in the room! -As you were. 892 01:28:31,814 --> 01:28:35,250 We're ready for the final on-board laser check. 893 01:28:47,897 --> 01:28:49,330 All clear. 894 01:28:49,532 --> 01:28:52,729 I'm replacing the PROM with our EPROM. 895 01:28:58,107 --> 01:28:59,870 Okay, shoot. 896 01:29:04,780 --> 01:29:08,079 May I have the coordinates, please? 897 01:29:08,684 --> 01:29:13,781 34 degrees, 10 minutes. 15.21 seconds north. 898 01:29:14,857 --> 01:29:19,453 119 degrees, 7 minutes.... 899 01:29:24,533 --> 01:29:26,262 Right this way. 900 01:29:28,738 --> 01:29:31,104 I'm gonna check the stairs. 901 01:29:42,952 --> 01:29:44,476 Hathaway's coming! 902 01:29:44,754 --> 01:29:48,622 Mitch has told me that Herr Professor is approaching. 903 01:29:48,925 --> 01:29:51,223 -What now? -Hathaway's coming. 904 01:29:51,727 --> 01:29:54,059 I don't work well under pressure. 905 01:29:57,500 --> 01:29:59,434 Watch your head there. 906 01:30:05,174 --> 01:30:06,505 I hope that works. 907 01:30:06,776 --> 01:30:10,735 Okay, Chris, I mean, Abbott. Hello? Hello? 908 01:30:10,980 --> 01:30:12,845 They're gone! 909 01:30:13,082 --> 01:30:15,607 -Okay. Fine. -Fine. 910 01:30:17,353 --> 01:30:21,016 Dr. Goy can answer any questions you might have. 911 01:30:21,290 --> 01:30:24,657 Is there any problem with reusing the weapon? 912 01:30:24,860 --> 01:30:31,322 No, the fuel is frozen and contains a self-sufficient unit. 913 01:30:31,534 --> 01:30:34,970 The beauty of this system is.... 914 01:30:35,671 --> 01:30:39,698 -Is everything all right here? -Why shouldn't it be? 915 01:30:45,848 --> 01:30:49,011 I think that just about sums it up. 916 01:30:49,285 --> 01:30:51,651 Shall we take our exit? 917 01:30:59,195 --> 01:31:01,993 -Okay, they're gone. -That was close. 918 01:31:02,732 --> 01:31:06,964 Nothing like borrowing a B-1, huh, general? 919 01:31:13,542 --> 01:31:14,804 What is it? 920 01:31:15,878 --> 01:31:18,346 Nothing. 921 01:31:23,352 --> 01:31:28,187 Diagnosis of schizophrenia by objective personal analysis.... 922 01:31:29,992 --> 01:31:31,983 Hi, Kent. 923 01:31:32,194 --> 01:31:36,153 Oh, I thought you'd gone. 924 01:31:36,399 --> 01:31:40,096 Not yet. Have you been touching yourself? 925 01:31:40,369 --> 01:31:43,930 Yes. I mean, no! 926 01:31:44,373 --> 01:31:46,204 Good. Listen, Kent�. 927 01:31:47,076 --> 01:31:51,706 Dad, you know, God, wants to show you something. 928 01:31:52,014 --> 01:31:54,414 Why? I meant what? 929 01:31:54,617 --> 01:31:57,552 I've learned not to ask. 930 01:31:57,787 --> 01:32:01,553 He says to wait in front of Dr. Hathaway's house... 931 01:32:01,757 --> 01:32:08,026 ...at 639 Ivy Crest Drive, at precisely 7:08 this morning. 932 01:32:09,131 --> 01:32:10,428 Ivy Crest? 933 01:32:10,733 --> 01:32:16,035 Wait there and you shall receive a sign, but do not go inside. 934 01:32:16,238 --> 01:32:18,468 Well, why not? 935 01:32:21,110 --> 01:32:22,407 Hello? 936 01:32:23,746 --> 01:32:25,270 Hello, Jesus? 937 01:32:30,086 --> 01:32:31,644 He hung up. 938 01:32:47,503 --> 01:32:51,769 Crossbow One, radar contact, heading 0-2-5. 939 01:32:51,974 --> 01:32:55,410 Maintain flight level 6-5-0. 940 01:32:55,644 --> 01:33:00,638 Roger. Steer 0-2-5 out of five thousand for flight level 6-5-0. 941 01:33:25,508 --> 01:33:27,476 They're here. 942 01:33:30,846 --> 01:33:36,876 Mr. Knight, why is it that I am not surprised to see you here? 943 01:33:37,153 --> 01:33:43,388 I suppose you have an explanation for this event that we're to witness. 944 01:33:43,659 --> 01:33:48,358 First, let me compliment you on your fashion sense. 945 01:33:48,564 --> 01:33:50,998 Particularly your slippers. 946 01:33:52,701 --> 01:33:56,228 Yes, well, Philomena likes them. 947 01:33:56,472 --> 01:33:58,064 Hey, guys! 948 01:33:59,575 --> 01:34:01,668 Good morning. 949 01:34:03,212 --> 01:34:06,545 Congressman Doogan. What brings you around? 950 01:34:06,815 --> 01:34:11,218 I was told there was a situation of international importance. 951 01:34:18,260 --> 01:34:22,993 The weapon is controlled from this module, as it would be in space. 952 01:34:23,232 --> 01:34:26,429 This is an exact duplicate of the cockpit. 953 01:34:26,669 --> 01:34:28,933 The accuracy will be as exact. 954 01:34:29,171 --> 01:34:34,666 -We are nearing the target. -Open the bomb bay doors. 955 01:34:43,452 --> 01:34:46,888 -Those are serious accusations. -I know. 956 01:34:47,122 --> 01:34:50,785 If it's true, I'm going to need proof. 957 01:34:51,060 --> 01:34:54,518 We can accommodate you in just one minute. 958 01:34:54,763 --> 01:34:56,856 Duck. 959 01:34:58,634 --> 01:35:00,693 Congressman? 960 01:35:42,645 --> 01:35:45,307 Now, listen to me, Jesus. 961 01:35:46,482 --> 01:35:51,476 This is Jerry's house, and we're very close. 962 01:35:51,687 --> 01:35:55,987 If you don't answer me, I'm just gonna have to go in. 963 01:35:58,794 --> 01:36:01,194 -So I'm going. -No, Kent! 964 01:36:01,697 --> 01:36:04,757 -Get away! -Kent! 965 01:36:10,606 --> 01:36:13,006 Target locked. In ten. 966 01:36:14,777 --> 01:36:16,210 Nine. 967 01:36:17,179 --> 01:36:18,669 Eight. 968 01:36:23,719 --> 01:36:26,847 -Kent! -Come out, Kent! 969 01:36:39,335 --> 01:36:43,237 Okay, God! Let me have it! 970 01:37:28,117 --> 01:37:30,745 Popcorn! 971 01:37:52,141 --> 01:37:54,371 I don't understand. Did it fire? 972 01:37:54,610 --> 01:37:56,737 Yes, but there's a problem. 973 01:37:56,979 --> 01:38:00,608 -It's not shutting down. -Well, shut it down! 974 01:38:00,816 --> 01:38:03,614 -What's the problem? -Shut it down! 975 01:38:04,953 --> 01:38:06,215 Kent! 976 01:38:26,608 --> 01:38:28,576 Kent. 977 01:38:35,184 --> 01:38:38,176 -Kent, you okay? -That was great! 978 01:38:52,201 --> 01:38:54,465 Something is very wrong. 979 01:38:54,703 --> 01:38:56,830 Out! 980 01:38:57,873 --> 01:38:59,807 Unlock the bird's-eye. 981 01:39:00,476 --> 01:39:01,773 Unlocked. 982 01:39:02,845 --> 01:39:07,111 I'm tracking where the shot went. I want to know it worked. 983 01:39:15,858 --> 01:39:18,691 Oh, no. 984 01:39:19,795 --> 01:39:23,822 -My house. -What have you done? 985 01:39:30,839 --> 01:39:32,830 All right! 986 01:39:56,431 --> 01:39:57,533 It's Hollyfeld in a Winnebago! 987 01:39:57,533 --> 01:39:59,398 It's Hollyfeld in a Winnebago! 988 01:40:04,206 --> 01:40:06,401 Lazlo, buddy! 989 01:40:08,710 --> 01:40:11,178 I think we used too much. 990 01:40:12,047 --> 01:40:15,414 -I'm sorry you missed it. -I had to pack. 991 01:40:15,617 --> 01:40:18,108 -Why? -Well, I'm getting married. 992 01:40:18,520 --> 01:40:21,956 -To whom? -What is all this stuff? 993 01:40:22,457 --> 01:40:26,553 Oh, yeah. I won, 31.8% of the prizes. 994 01:40:26,795 --> 01:40:29,889 I'll figure it out. But not this summer. 995 01:40:30,566 --> 01:40:34,263 Sherry? Sherry Nugil? 996 01:40:38,040 --> 01:40:40,941 Isn't it great? This is number one. 997 01:40:42,811 --> 01:40:46,372 I've been looking for him for ten years. 998 01:40:51,119 --> 01:40:55,215 -What can I say? She loves me. -Congratulations. 999 01:40:58,627 --> 01:41:01,562 -You'll have to come and visit us. -What? 1000 01:41:01,797 --> 01:41:05,460 I have a little survival place in Wyoming. 1001 01:41:05,667 --> 01:41:09,330 Yeah, it's getting kinda weird around here. 1002 01:41:09,571 --> 01:41:12,665 -Bye. -Goodbye. 1003 01:41:27,155 --> 01:41:30,818 -Is it getting too weird around here? -Absolutely. 1004 01:41:30,993 --> 01:41:34,759 -I didn't notice. -I like it.