1 00:02:12,408 --> 00:02:14,780 Nice playing, Will. 2 00:02:14,869 --> 00:02:16,493 Thanks. 3 00:02:42,772 --> 00:02:44,645 How you getting up there? 4 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:47,603 - Going by bus. - How long's that? 5 00:02:47,693 --> 00:02:51,228 It's... five, six hours. 6 00:02:51,322 --> 00:02:55,106 - How about some food? - No, I'm good. I'll see you. 7 00:03:29,402 --> 00:03:34,194 - One to Knight's Ridge. - One-way or round trip? 8 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:38,445 - One-way. How much is that? - $48. 9 00:03:48,421 --> 00:03:50,460 There you go. 10 00:03:51,173 --> 00:03:55,919 OK. Gate 62. That way and turn right. Have a good trip. 11 00:05:20,221 --> 00:05:22,048 That's it. 12 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:33,764 Oh, shit. 13 00:05:50,126 --> 00:05:51,750 - Hey. - Hey. 14 00:05:51,836 --> 00:05:55,370 - Here you go. - Thanks. 15 00:05:57,341 --> 00:06:00,259 No 'buca. What's the matter? No Sambuca this time? 16 00:06:00,344 --> 00:06:04,556 - It's five in the morning, Kev. - Is that too late or too early? 17 00:06:05,683 --> 00:06:07,307 You guys done for the night? 18 00:06:07,393 --> 00:06:09,432 - Yeah. - Big storm. 19 00:06:12,022 --> 00:06:17,064 - I didn't have any styrofoam. - That's OK. I'll bring 'em back. 20 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:19,854 - OK. - OK. 21 00:06:21,073 --> 00:06:22,865 - Bye, Kev. - Yeah. 22 00:06:23,993 --> 00:06:25,985 - I'll see you. - Bye. 23 00:06:36,881 --> 00:06:40,250 - What? - The styrofoam thing creases me. 24 00:06:40,342 --> 00:06:43,130 - What are you talking about? - First storm, 25 00:06:43,220 --> 00:06:47,882 you'd think she'd get some styrofoam cups for, like, $1.99. 26 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:52,388 - I'll return the mugs this time. - Shut your fucking hole. 27 00:06:54,398 --> 00:06:57,482 - The chick's married, Tommy. - No shit. 28 00:07:48,077 --> 00:07:50,568 - She's not home. - Where is she? 29 00:07:50,663 --> 00:07:53,664 - Banging that guy. - Buddy, she's sleeping. 30 00:07:53,749 --> 00:07:55,907 I'll bet $20 she's banging that guy. 31 00:07:56,001 --> 00:07:58,788 - Bad bet. - Bad bet? Why? 32 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:01,999 Either way, you lose. If you win, she's bangin' him. 33 00:08:02,091 --> 00:08:05,507 If you lose, you lose 20 bucks. Not a smart bet. 34 00:08:05,594 --> 00:08:09,259 - I can't believe her. - You really think she is? 35 00:08:09,348 --> 00:08:11,471 - I know. - The meat cutter? 36 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:14,346 Yes. The fucking meat cutter. 37 00:08:14,436 --> 00:08:16,762 What future can she have? He cuts meat! 38 00:08:16,855 --> 00:08:20,390 - You plough snow. - At least meat you can eat. 39 00:08:22,278 --> 00:08:25,232 - Why is he here? - He's an employee. 40 00:08:27,199 --> 00:08:30,983 All right. I'm outta here. I'll see you at home. 41 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:33,651 - Don't go by Jan's. - I'm not. 42 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,491 - Hey. - You sand my lots? 43 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:40,825 - Yeah. Don't go by there. - I'm not. Just get my lots. 44 00:08:43,465 --> 00:08:47,333 - He's going by there. - Without a doubt. 45 00:08:49,888 --> 00:08:54,515 - Do I got anything in my 'stache? - You're clean. 46 00:09:52,576 --> 00:09:53,905 Willie! 47 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:57,909 - Willie! - Hey, Mo! 48 00:09:59,041 --> 00:10:02,825 - How you doing, man? - All right. Good to see you. 49 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:07,297 - Good to be back? - I've been back four minutes. 50 00:10:07,383 --> 00:10:13,006 - You remember Cheryl and Michael Jr.? - Wow, Mo, they're... 51 00:10:13,097 --> 00:10:14,472 cute. 52 00:10:14,890 --> 00:10:19,635 - Yeah. You still seeing that chick? - What do you mean by seeing? 53 00:10:20,771 --> 00:10:22,847 - You're not engaged? - No. 54 00:10:22,940 --> 00:10:25,182 Well, it's been... what, a year? 55 00:10:25,275 --> 00:10:28,360 11 months, living together for six. 56 00:10:30,572 --> 00:10:34,950 - She hasn't put pressure on you? - Depends what you mean by pressure. 57 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:40,031 Hey, kids. 58 00:10:45,421 --> 00:10:48,671 - Hey, you psyched for the reunion? - Oh, yeah. 59 00:10:48,757 --> 00:10:52,837 - It's great to be back. - The gang back together. 60 00:10:52,928 --> 00:10:56,012 - Everybody's coming? - Oh, yeah, everybody. 61 00:11:11,864 --> 00:11:14,533 I can't wait to show you the house. 62 00:11:14,616 --> 00:11:17,617 Come over for brunch. Sarah'll make her waffles. 63 00:11:17,703 --> 00:11:21,950 - Great. Thanks for the ride. - No problem. You OK with this? 64 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,784 Yeah, I'm OK. I'm fine. 65 00:11:25,002 --> 00:11:27,327 I'm glad you're home, man. 66 00:11:27,421 --> 00:11:30,291 - All right, see you. - See you soon. 67 00:11:30,382 --> 00:11:32,375 - See you, kids. - Bye! 68 00:11:32,468 --> 00:11:36,548 - Hey, kids. Who wants ice cream? - Me! 69 00:12:12,508 --> 00:12:13,670 Hello, Dad. 70 00:12:15,636 --> 00:12:20,547 - When did you get in? - Just now. Mo picked me up. 71 00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:27,051 - Got a lot of bags. Staying long? - I don't know. 72 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:39,321 There's golf on TV. Would you like to watch some golf? 73 00:12:41,453 --> 00:12:43,197 Sure. 74 00:12:44,957 --> 00:12:51,837 Why don't you put your bags upstairs and come down and watch some golf? 75 00:12:51,922 --> 00:12:53,749 Yeah. Yeah. 76 00:13:31,169 --> 00:13:32,628 Hey! 77 00:13:32,713 --> 00:13:34,836 Oh, man! 78 00:13:37,426 --> 00:13:41,376 - You just getting up? - Oh, yeah, man. 79 00:13:41,471 --> 00:13:45,006 - Wild night. I got wrecked. - Yeah? 80 00:13:47,519 --> 00:13:52,514 - You gonna be home long? - I don't know. We'll see. 81 00:13:54,443 --> 00:13:58,061 - You see Dad? - Yeah. We're gonna watch some golf. 82 00:14:01,742 --> 00:14:05,739 - You missed a hell of a storm. - Yeah. 83 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:10,745 Hey, when did the Ryans move out? 84 00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:14,084 Ryans? I don't know. Last year. 85 00:14:14,171 --> 00:14:16,163 Who moved in? 86 00:14:17,549 --> 00:14:18,960 I don't know. 87 00:14:19,051 --> 00:14:22,716 - They got a kid? - Do they? I don't know. 88 00:14:22,804 --> 00:14:25,378 Yeah, I think so. They got a kid. 89 00:14:29,645 --> 00:14:31,886 Yeah, I'm gonna take a dump, man. 90 00:14:58,090 --> 00:15:00,877 - Hey! Willie C! What's up? - Paulie. 91 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:04,052 - You remember Elle MacPherson? - How you doin'? 92 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,929 Jan's banging some meat cutter. 93 00:15:06,014 --> 00:15:10,261 - It started a month ago. - I heard you got the ultimatum. 94 00:15:10,352 --> 00:15:13,472 Fuck that. What right does she have to do that? 95 00:15:13,563 --> 00:15:17,692 - You've been going out seven years. - So what's the big deal? 96 00:15:17,776 --> 00:15:21,359 - How old is Jan? - Don't start with me... 97 00:15:21,446 --> 00:15:25,065 - She's 27. - 27. Maybe she wants to have kids. 98 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,990 So what? I wanna have kids, too, but what's the rush? 99 00:15:29,079 --> 00:15:32,412 Kathy Lee Gifford just had a kid and she's 45. 100 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,915 - So who's this guy? - Victor the meat cutter. 101 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:40,083 You ready to puke? This guy's 40, divorced and has three kids. 102 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:43,210 So there's no way she's getting sperm from him. 103 00:15:43,301 --> 00:15:45,424 Exactly. I knew you'd understand. 104 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,762 You wanna know what really creases me? Jan's a vegetarian. 105 00:15:48,849 --> 00:15:51,387 - Right. - You see the hypocrisy? 106 00:15:51,476 --> 00:15:54,394 Jan's a vegetarian. He's a meat cutter. 107 00:15:54,479 --> 00:15:55,594 Oh, wow! 108 00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:58,773 How can she live with a man who stinks of brisket? 109 00:15:58,859 --> 00:16:02,109 Show time is 12:30 here on Sports Central. 110 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,521 - You're saying six...? - Six speakers. 111 00:16:04,614 --> 00:16:07,485 - Hey, look who's here. - Hey! What's up? 112 00:16:07,576 --> 00:16:10,281 - Hey! - It's Sharon. She's sleeping. 113 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,826 Listen, I'll see you in a minute. 114 00:16:12,914 --> 00:16:14,872 All right. 115 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:18,203 - Hey. - Yeah? 116 00:16:18,295 --> 00:16:21,545 - It's good to see you. - Good to see you. 117 00:16:29,931 --> 00:16:31,176 Jesus. 118 00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:33,757 You still seeing that chick? The lawyer? 119 00:16:33,852 --> 00:16:36,972 - Tracy, yeah. - Tracy? What's goin' on? 120 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,771 - She's great. - And? 121 00:16:38,857 --> 00:16:40,684 - What? - What's the deal? 122 00:16:40,776 --> 00:16:45,568 - We're going through this stage... - They're all sisters. Trust me. 123 00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:47,944 It's one big conspiracy. Leave it alone. 124 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:52,409 - You been playing piano? - Yeah. Nothing steady. 125 00:16:52,496 --> 00:16:54,951 - Good money? - How they doing? 126 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,875 All he ever thinks about is Darian Smalls. 127 00:16:57,959 --> 00:17:01,459 - Come on! Still? - Nothing changes around here, Will. 128 00:17:01,546 --> 00:17:04,880 Every time Sharon sees Birdy thinking about Darian, 129 00:17:04,966 --> 00:17:08,003 it's another pound when she looks in the mirror. 130 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,505 Have you seen her? 131 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:13,890 She's like one of those kids Sally Struthers feeds paste to. 132 00:17:13,975 --> 00:17:15,968 - We need models. - What? 133 00:17:16,061 --> 00:17:20,604 They're beautiful, rich, you don't have to spend much time with them. 134 00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:23,181 Fuckers that date models, they got it made. 135 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,645 My next girlfriend's gonna be a six-foot-tall model. 136 00:17:26,738 --> 00:17:27,983 Definitely. 137 00:17:29,741 --> 00:17:30,737 A big one. 138 00:17:31,868 --> 00:17:34,194 - Models. - I like those chicks. 139 00:17:49,594 --> 00:17:51,587 Don't shovel much, do you? 140 00:17:54,516 --> 00:17:58,727 - What makes you say that? - Your technique, it's sloppy. 141 00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:03,640 - You live in a city or warm climate. - City. 142 00:18:06,444 --> 00:18:08,271 You grew up here? 143 00:18:09,447 --> 00:18:10,823 Yeah. Yeah. 144 00:18:10,907 --> 00:18:13,992 - Don't visit much? - Nope. 145 00:18:15,412 --> 00:18:18,697 - Mom dead? - You a cop? 146 00:18:19,541 --> 00:18:21,284 No. 147 00:18:25,422 --> 00:18:27,794 Yeah, my mother's dead. 148 00:18:29,467 --> 00:18:32,338 I knew it. Your dad's kind of a sad guy. 149 00:18:32,429 --> 00:18:37,007 Your brother is kind of missing that thing that having a mom gives you. 150 00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:39,093 It's a lonely house you got. 151 00:18:44,107 --> 00:18:45,518 What's your name? 152 00:18:46,610 --> 00:18:48,898 - Marty. - As in Martha? 153 00:18:48,987 --> 00:18:53,151 As in Marty, named for a grandfather I never even knew - Martin. 154 00:18:53,241 --> 00:18:56,824 So now I'm Marty. Just Marty. A girl named Marty. 155 00:18:56,912 --> 00:18:59,070 It is the bane of my existence. 156 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:05,628 - How old are you? - 13, but I'm an old soul. 157 00:19:06,796 --> 00:19:09,252 So why did you come back? 158 00:19:09,341 --> 00:19:11,214 Well... 159 00:19:14,846 --> 00:19:17,005 My high school reunion. 160 00:19:17,098 --> 00:19:19,138 - Heavy. - Yeah. 161 00:19:20,518 --> 00:19:23,519 - So what's your name? - Willie. 162 00:19:23,605 --> 00:19:26,522 Willie, I like your 'burns. 163 00:19:28,193 --> 00:19:29,391 Thanks. 164 00:19:29,486 --> 00:19:34,029 - You're kinda cool. - How do you mean? 165 00:19:35,617 --> 00:19:40,956 I don't know. It's just a call. You don't think you are? 166 00:19:41,039 --> 00:19:42,237 I... 167 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,912 I, um... 168 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,744 No, I... I think I am. 169 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,163 You are... I think. 170 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:54,128 - Yeah? - Maybe not. 171 00:19:57,097 --> 00:19:58,970 I'm gonna go. 172 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:02,887 Yeah, I'll see you around... 173 00:20:02,978 --> 00:20:04,721 Marty. 174 00:20:09,985 --> 00:20:14,860 Are you Victor? Excuse me, is your name Victor? 175 00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:16,987 See who's here? 176 00:20:17,075 --> 00:20:19,447 - Shit. - Are you Victor? 177 00:20:19,536 --> 00:20:21,742 I'm looking for Victor the meat cutter. 178 00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:25,365 I hit a cow and he could slice me some steaks. 179 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:29,159 - It's a waste to let it rot. - You're not funny. 180 00:20:29,254 --> 00:20:31,709 I'm serious, Jan. 181 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:36,923 I don't appreciate you burying my driveway like some obsessed lunatic. 182 00:20:37,012 --> 00:20:39,337 - OK. That's fair. - What do you want? 183 00:20:43,601 --> 00:20:46,139 - I wanna give you this. - What is that? 184 00:20:46,229 --> 00:20:48,471 - It's a rump roast. Come on. - Paul... 185 00:20:48,565 --> 00:20:50,688 Come on. At least open it. 186 00:20:50,775 --> 00:20:55,603 - I really don't think I should. - Do you believe this? 187 00:20:57,574 --> 00:21:01,239 See what a man has to go through for love? 188 00:21:03,121 --> 00:21:06,324 It's beautiful, Paul. It's lovely. 189 00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:12,414 - It's brown. - Champagne. It's the newest thing. 190 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,786 It's not brown. 191 00:21:13,882 --> 00:21:17,500 - Champagne? It's beautiful. - Thank you. 192 00:21:20,388 --> 00:21:23,757 - So what are you doing? - I can't take it. 193 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,344 - Why not? - I can't. 194 00:21:25,435 --> 00:21:27,143 - Marry me, Jan. - No. 195 00:21:28,772 --> 00:21:31,891 - "No"? Just like that, "no"? - No. 196 00:21:32,901 --> 00:21:35,474 - Jesus Christ, Jan! - You're so selfish. 197 00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:38,524 Selfish? Let me explain something. 198 00:21:38,615 --> 00:21:43,905 What's in this box constitutes 30 driveways. Selfish? I think not. 199 00:21:43,995 --> 00:21:46,700 We're taking some time. This screws everything up. 200 00:21:46,790 --> 00:21:50,490 - Paul. What are you doing? - Chip, cut me some slack. 201 00:21:50,585 --> 00:21:53,456 - You're making a spectacle. - It's her fault. 202 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:56,216 Jan? Outside. 203 00:22:03,014 --> 00:22:06,679 - Look, take this ring. - I got customers, Paul. 204 00:22:06,768 --> 00:22:08,559 - Jan. - Paul. 205 00:22:08,645 --> 00:22:10,139 Take the fucking ring! 206 00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:13,231 - That's romantic! - You sucked the romance out. 207 00:22:13,316 --> 00:22:16,021 This is the desperate act of a desperate man. 208 00:22:16,111 --> 00:22:19,526 Only when faced with losing me do you decide to do this. 209 00:22:19,614 --> 00:22:24,193 So? I didn't like the alternative. That's how one comes to a decision. 210 00:22:24,285 --> 00:22:28,117 Wrong. One comes to a decision based on what one wants, 211 00:22:28,206 --> 00:22:30,329 not what one doesn't want, got it? 212 00:22:34,504 --> 00:22:36,829 I got customers. 213 00:22:41,886 --> 00:22:44,212 So how's everything at home? 214 00:22:44,305 --> 00:22:47,591 It's all right. It's a little weird. 215 00:22:47,684 --> 00:22:51,267 Dad's parked in front of the TV all the time 216 00:22:51,354 --> 00:22:55,304 and my mom's clothes are still hanging in the closet. 217 00:22:55,400 --> 00:23:01,403 - So what did you do Christmas? - The tiki lounge gets real busy. 218 00:23:01,489 --> 00:23:05,617 - Come on. What did you do? - Went to Pennsylvania with Tracy. 219 00:23:05,702 --> 00:23:07,741 - Met her parents. - Was it good? 220 00:23:07,829 --> 00:23:10,071 - It was all right. - Right. 221 00:23:11,541 --> 00:23:12,786 How's Sharon? 222 00:23:14,043 --> 00:23:17,329 Sharon? She's OK, you know? 223 00:23:17,422 --> 00:23:20,791 Well, she's actually not that good, you know... 224 00:23:20,884 --> 00:23:25,177 What about the other thing, the other situation? 225 00:23:25,263 --> 00:23:27,635 Oh, Darian? It's over. 226 00:23:27,724 --> 00:23:32,350 - It's over? - I mean it's practically over. 227 00:23:32,437 --> 00:23:34,311 Wait, it's "practically" over? 228 00:23:34,397 --> 00:23:38,265 Well, I mean it's... practically over. It's over. 229 00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:43,021 Listen, how come you never came down that weekend? I had the whole thing. 230 00:23:43,114 --> 00:23:48,156 You know, I got busy and... I had to stick around, but... 231 00:23:48,244 --> 00:23:51,162 What about spring? I'll come see you this spring. 232 00:23:51,247 --> 00:23:54,034 Now I know what I'm doing this spring. 233 00:23:58,713 --> 00:24:01,631 Hey, Stinky Womack re-opened The Johnson Inn. 234 00:24:01,716 --> 00:24:04,172 You wanna go by, maybe, 235 00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:07,463 - grab a beer or something? - Yeah. Great. 236 00:24:25,323 --> 00:24:29,368 - Hey, what's up, Tommy? Who's that? - Hey, Stinky! 237 00:24:29,452 --> 00:24:31,243 Hey, Willie! 238 00:24:31,329 --> 00:24:35,658 Hey, watch the Stinky stuff. I'm a proprietor now. 239 00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:38,751 - Sorry, Stinky. Nice job! - Yeah, huh? 240 00:24:38,836 --> 00:24:43,463 We got a new bar, little fireplace, menu, apps. 241 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:48,046 - Apps? - Yeah. Appetisers. We got apps. 242 00:24:48,137 --> 00:24:50,628 He's the proprietor. He's got the lingo down. 243 00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:52,182 Willie! Willie C! 244 00:24:56,229 --> 00:24:58,020 - What's up? - What's up? 245 00:24:58,106 --> 00:25:00,727 You all right? 246 00:25:00,817 --> 00:25:02,893 Scoot over. 247 00:25:02,986 --> 00:25:06,355 - What's got him creased? - This. 248 00:25:06,447 --> 00:25:08,938 - What is it? - It's a diamond. 249 00:25:13,538 --> 00:25:18,283 - Fuckin' thing's brown. - It's champagne, the newest thing. 250 00:25:18,376 --> 00:25:20,618 - What? - It's a trend. 251 00:25:20,712 --> 00:25:23,878 - Frank, two beers. - You're so uncultured. 252 00:25:23,965 --> 00:25:26,123 Champagne. It's a nice stone, Paul. 253 00:25:26,217 --> 00:25:30,796 I heard about this. They're trying to create a new market. 254 00:25:30,888 --> 00:25:35,883 Oh, right, yeah. They were calling it "piss" but weren't moving any units. 255 00:25:35,977 --> 00:25:37,886 - What's with you? - What? 256 00:25:37,979 --> 00:25:41,811 - How much did you pay? - What difference does it make? 257 00:25:41,899 --> 00:25:44,473 What difference? Diamonds are colourless. 258 00:25:44,569 --> 00:25:48,946 You buy a coloured diamond for a girl you're not even seeing. 259 00:25:49,032 --> 00:25:52,198 - You been eating retard sandwiches. - I don't need your shit. 260 00:25:52,285 --> 00:25:56,994 - I think you do. - Fuck you, Mr. High Horse. 261 00:25:57,081 --> 00:25:59,537 You're like a human Geraldo episode. 262 00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:02,081 - What does that mean? - Guys... 263 00:26:02,170 --> 00:26:06,002 You got one broad destroying her marriage, one destroying her stomach. 264 00:26:06,090 --> 00:26:09,044 - You just watch hockey. - Don't push it. 265 00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:12,836 What are you gonna do? Beat me up after class? 266 00:26:12,930 --> 00:26:15,931 This ain't high school any more. The legend's dead. 267 00:26:16,017 --> 00:26:18,852 - The legend can still fuck you up. - Bullshit! 268 00:26:18,936 --> 00:26:20,929 - Paul... - Butt out, Conway. 269 00:26:21,022 --> 00:26:24,142 Don't waltz in here with your big city bullshit. 270 00:26:24,233 --> 00:26:25,893 - Fucking loser. - Faggot. 271 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:27,645 - Prick. - Asshole. 272 00:26:27,737 --> 00:26:31,320 Free apps! I got free apps. 273 00:26:32,950 --> 00:26:34,445 What? 274 00:26:40,458 --> 00:26:41,656 Hey! 275 00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:45,080 Willie boy. 276 00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:50,422 - What are you doin'? - Hanging out. 277 00:26:50,510 --> 00:26:56,097 I like to mash snow, it gives me a sense of self-satisfaction. 278 00:26:59,394 --> 00:27:03,012 - You got a girlfriend? - Why do you ask? 279 00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:07,891 I don't know. You're a dude in flux. 280 00:27:07,985 --> 00:27:12,066 You've come back to the house of loneliness and tears, 281 00:27:12,156 --> 00:27:17,613 to daddy downer and brother bummer, to come to some decision about life. 282 00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:20,076 A life decision, if you will. 283 00:27:20,164 --> 00:27:23,783 You fancy yourself a perceptive little thing, don't you? 284 00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:27,826 I don't know about "little". I'm the tallest girl in my class. 285 00:27:27,922 --> 00:27:29,962 I may grow to be 5' 10". 286 00:27:32,260 --> 00:27:34,299 I'll be hot. 287 00:27:35,388 --> 00:27:36,882 Well... 288 00:27:36,973 --> 00:27:41,516 Am I right? Life decision? You got the full-on Hamlet thing going? 289 00:27:41,602 --> 00:27:44,853 Hamlet? Danish prince, couldn't make decisions. 290 00:27:44,939 --> 00:27:46,267 Yeah, I know Hamlet. 291 00:27:47,567 --> 00:27:50,402 So, about that girlfriend? 292 00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:55,982 Yeah. Yeah, there is one. 293 00:27:57,285 --> 00:28:01,117 - She want to get married? - I think so. 294 00:28:01,205 --> 00:28:03,245 - You don't? - I'm not sure. 295 00:28:03,332 --> 00:28:07,745 - Is she fat? - No! She's quite nice actually. 296 00:28:07,837 --> 00:28:12,499 - So why don't you marry her? - I knew I came for a reason! 297 00:28:12,592 --> 00:28:14,501 Thank you. 298 00:28:14,594 --> 00:28:18,508 - That's OK. Tease the little kid. - See you around. 299 00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:23,892 See ya. 300 00:28:31,527 --> 00:28:32,903 Sharon? 301 00:28:32,987 --> 00:28:35,822 Sharon? What? 302 00:28:35,907 --> 00:28:41,281 It would be nice if when we were making love, you'd be thinking of me. 303 00:28:41,370 --> 00:28:44,739 - Huh? - She's not gonna leave him, Tommy. 304 00:28:46,751 --> 00:28:51,164 I don't know what you're talking about. I haven't seen her in months. 305 00:28:51,255 --> 00:28:53,248 I am not stupid. 306 00:28:54,926 --> 00:28:57,298 So you wanna end this? 307 00:28:57,386 --> 00:29:01,087 That'd be convenient. Save you the guilt? I end it? 308 00:29:04,727 --> 00:29:08,392 Let me ask you something. What do I do? 309 00:29:08,481 --> 00:29:12,479 The best years of your life were high school, 310 00:29:12,568 --> 00:29:17,111 when you were the king of the hill and Darian was your girlfriend. 311 00:29:17,198 --> 00:29:20,448 You want all that back. I can't give that to you. 312 00:29:20,535 --> 00:29:25,493 How do I compete with a life that is impossible for you to have again? 313 00:29:28,876 --> 00:29:33,004 You're gonna have to break up with him now. 314 00:29:33,089 --> 00:29:37,502 Getting over him, that's the hard part. I know. Believe me, I know. 315 00:29:38,678 --> 00:29:42,212 She's right. At first, you'll have these visions 316 00:29:42,306 --> 00:29:48,226 of you alone, 57, 58, walking around, your hair in a bun - 317 00:29:48,312 --> 00:29:51,349 maybe you're a librarian - heating up soup for one 318 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,228 and worrying about the cobwebs in your womb. 319 00:29:54,318 --> 00:29:58,612 - Gina. - The visions fade, that's my point. 320 00:29:58,698 --> 00:30:01,615 You will get over him in about two years. 321 00:30:01,701 --> 00:30:06,279 You'll be 29. It'd be better if you were 24 now, then you'd be 26, 322 00:30:06,372 --> 00:30:08,412 but we don't choose these things. 323 00:30:08,499 --> 00:30:12,579 - They choose us. - Exactly. So, 29. 324 00:30:12,670 --> 00:30:15,422 - That's not exactly ancient. - Not exactly 30. 325 00:30:15,506 --> 00:30:17,997 - Which is good. - Which is very good. 326 00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:24,757 Look, I know what you're saying and I know how bad it looks, 327 00:30:24,849 --> 00:30:32,679 but nobody knows what it's like when it's just the two of us. 328 00:30:32,773 --> 00:30:34,683 I love him. 329 00:30:34,775 --> 00:30:39,022 OK. No, that's fair. 330 00:30:39,989 --> 00:30:42,112 So how is it? 331 00:30:44,243 --> 00:30:50,282 - Lately, it's not so good. - The man can't commit. 332 00:30:50,374 --> 00:30:51,785 The man can't commit. 333 00:30:52,919 --> 00:30:55,873 Why is it when a relationship doesn't work out, 334 00:30:55,963 --> 00:30:59,498 we say it's cos they can't commit? 335 00:30:59,592 --> 00:31:03,672 - Shouldn't I take some of the blame? - No. That is grief talking. 336 00:31:03,763 --> 00:31:07,547 - No way is that Sharon. - It's a little grief-stricken girl 337 00:31:07,642 --> 00:31:09,765 who looks a lot like Sharon. 338 00:31:09,852 --> 00:31:12,426 I'm still not sure they're broken up. 339 00:31:12,521 --> 00:31:15,475 You're broken up, right? 340 00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:21,226 I don't know. It's Tommy's birthday next week. 341 00:31:21,322 --> 00:31:23,813 It's on Saturday. I mean... 342 00:31:23,908 --> 00:31:27,443 Maybe if I threw him a party with all his friends 343 00:31:27,536 --> 00:31:30,787 and we just had a nice time, just relaxed... 344 00:31:31,916 --> 00:31:35,534 Would you guys help me organise it? 345 00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:38,540 Would you, please? 346 00:31:50,810 --> 00:31:52,352 One more. 347 00:31:53,020 --> 00:31:54,349 One more. 348 00:32:14,208 --> 00:32:19,036 Michael and my father, they both fall off the boat, right into the lake. 349 00:32:19,130 --> 00:32:22,795 - It was classic. - He got the picture, though. 350 00:32:22,883 --> 00:32:24,757 It's good. 351 00:32:24,844 --> 00:32:30,004 - So you been working much? - A few nights, you know. 352 00:32:30,099 --> 00:32:33,764 But I'm actually toying with the idea of becoming a citizen. 353 00:32:33,853 --> 00:32:36,059 Oh, what do you mean? 354 00:32:36,147 --> 00:32:42,600 Well, I got offered this sales job. It's got a pretty good base salary, 355 00:32:42,695 --> 00:32:47,855 plus commission and... I don't know. They'll let me know. 356 00:32:47,950 --> 00:32:50,821 - That sounds great. - Yeah, it could be. 357 00:32:50,911 --> 00:32:52,454 Yeah. 358 00:32:53,664 --> 00:32:57,163 You... I'm gonna go get the video. 359 00:32:57,251 --> 00:33:01,545 - Of this? See him fall in... Yeah. - You're gonna love it. 360 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,259 What? 361 00:33:07,178 --> 00:33:10,214 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 362 00:33:10,306 --> 00:33:11,966 - That's bogus. - Why? 363 00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:15,972 Cos you get that job, you won't have any time to play the piano. 364 00:33:16,062 --> 00:33:20,142 Mo, listen, it's not happening. It's just not happening. 365 00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:23,436 I'm getting older and I gotta think about the future. 366 00:33:23,527 --> 00:33:26,481 You would be the worst salesman ever, OK? 367 00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:30,439 I deal with salesmen every day and you... you are no salesman. 368 00:33:30,534 --> 00:33:33,701 Well, thanks for the vote of confidence. 369 00:33:33,788 --> 00:33:36,788 What the hell do you know about office equipment? 370 00:33:36,874 --> 00:33:40,706 What do you know about kids? You're raising two just fine. 371 00:33:43,798 --> 00:33:45,956 - Dad! - Sarah? 372 00:33:51,639 --> 00:33:56,384 See these guys? Husky Pete, Rizzo and Sammy Bean? 373 00:33:56,477 --> 00:34:02,266 They work all day, drink all night for 40 fucking years. 374 00:34:02,358 --> 00:34:05,561 Two weeks out of the year, they take a vacation. 375 00:34:05,653 --> 00:34:10,813 What do they do? Drink all day and drink all night. 376 00:34:10,908 --> 00:34:15,617 Does this little observation contain anything resembling a point? 377 00:34:15,704 --> 00:34:16,819 Yes, Tom. 378 00:34:17,790 --> 00:34:21,918 If we don't step it up, we'll wind up just like Husky Pete 379 00:34:22,002 --> 00:34:24,624 and Rizzo and Sammy Bean. 380 00:34:25,172 --> 00:34:26,501 Cool. 381 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,424 Cool? 382 00:34:34,265 --> 00:34:36,257 Holy shit! 383 00:34:36,809 --> 00:34:39,596 - Hi, Frank. - Hey! 384 00:34:41,021 --> 00:34:42,564 Oh, it's good to see you. 385 00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:45,519 - What is that? - That is unbelievable. 386 00:34:45,609 --> 00:34:49,773 - Stink, who's the vixen? - It's my cousin from Chicago. 387 00:34:49,864 --> 00:34:53,564 - No way. - No way does she share your blood. 388 00:34:53,659 --> 00:34:58,238 Yes, she does, and she is not only hot, she is also completely cool. 389 00:34:58,330 --> 00:35:01,580 - Unbelievable. - Does she have a boyfriend? 390 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:05,996 What do you think? A girl like that's born with a boyfriend. 391 00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:10,091 I'm gonna go say hi to Stanley. 392 00:35:10,176 --> 00:35:13,758 - Stanley? - Hey, you. 393 00:35:14,597 --> 00:35:17,966 - Good to see you. - Good to see you. 394 00:35:18,058 --> 00:35:21,677 I got some friends I want you to meet. Come here. 395 00:35:22,730 --> 00:35:24,888 Oh, man, this should be fun. 396 00:35:26,775 --> 00:35:31,153 Andera, this is Tommy... 397 00:35:31,238 --> 00:35:33,361 - Kev... - Hi. 398 00:35:33,449 --> 00:35:35,655 - Paul... - Hi. 399 00:35:35,743 --> 00:35:38,068 - Willie. - Guys... 400 00:35:38,162 --> 00:35:39,989 - Hey, Stink. - I'm sorry. And Mo. 401 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,951 - Hi, Mo. - Hi. 402 00:35:43,042 --> 00:35:45,414 Guys, Andera. 403 00:35:46,253 --> 00:35:47,913 Hi. 404 00:35:48,005 --> 00:35:50,757 I'll be here if you need me. 405 00:35:50,841 --> 00:35:53,961 So what part of Chicago you from? 406 00:35:54,053 --> 00:35:59,557 - Do you know Chicago? - Yeah... I know Soldier's Field. 407 00:35:59,642 --> 00:36:01,930 That's a football field. 408 00:36:02,019 --> 00:36:04,771 - She said it. - So what do you do? 409 00:36:06,106 --> 00:36:11,693 - I'm in advertising. - Advertising! That's great. 410 00:36:11,779 --> 00:36:15,230 - What do you guys do? - What do we do? 411 00:36:15,324 --> 00:36:20,116 - Well, Paul and I have... - ...a business. 412 00:36:20,204 --> 00:36:22,327 - Construction... - Painting... 413 00:36:22,414 --> 00:36:25,949 - Kevin works for me. - I work with him. 414 00:36:26,043 --> 00:36:29,459 - Mo works in a textile plant. - I'm plant manager. 415 00:36:29,546 --> 00:36:31,586 And Willie here's a musician. 416 00:36:32,007 --> 00:36:35,507 - What do you play? - Piano. 417 00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:38,085 - Would you play something? - No, no... 418 00:36:38,180 --> 00:36:40,801 - Hey, Will, play something. - No... 419 00:36:40,891 --> 00:36:42,433 Come on. 420 00:36:42,518 --> 00:36:45,305 - Come on. You never play any more. - I know. 421 00:36:45,396 --> 00:36:47,435 - He's good. - I need a shot. 422 00:36:47,523 --> 00:36:51,390 - Do you guys want to do a shot? - Shots? We love shots. 423 00:36:51,485 --> 00:36:57,072 - Er, woo-woos, melon balls? - Chicks like num-nums. 424 00:36:57,157 --> 00:37:01,570 - Whiskey. - Whiskey, yeah. Whiskey it is. 425 00:37:01,662 --> 00:37:03,701 - Stan, six shorts. - Who's Stan? 426 00:37:03,789 --> 00:37:06,031 You got it. 427 00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:08,283 Thank you. 428 00:37:08,377 --> 00:37:09,836 Gotcha. 429 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,498 Irish. 430 00:37:13,173 --> 00:37:17,123 So, Willie, you gonna play something or what? 431 00:37:18,679 --> 00:37:21,004 All right. All right. 432 00:37:21,098 --> 00:37:22,509 All right. 433 00:37:39,241 --> 00:37:40,439 Hey, buddy. 434 00:37:40,534 --> 00:37:43,868 Why'd you mention the piano? We can't compete with that. 435 00:37:43,954 --> 00:37:46,492 Show her how you spread mulch. That's sexy. 436 00:37:46,582 --> 00:37:50,330 Stinky's cousin. He's related! 437 00:38:06,435 --> 00:38:08,973 What's this song? 438 00:38:09,063 --> 00:38:10,972 You don't know this? 439 00:38:43,305 --> 00:38:44,716 Take it, buddy. 440 00:39:36,108 --> 00:39:39,607 I'm done speaking to both of you, OK? You're both fucking insane. 441 00:39:39,695 --> 00:39:44,855 You know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy and Madison fucking Avenue. 442 00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:47,322 Yes. Let me explain something to you. 443 00:39:47,411 --> 00:39:49,783 Girls with big tits have big asses. 444 00:39:49,872 --> 00:39:53,537 Girls with little tits have little asses. That's how it goes. 445 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:55,832 God doesn't fuck around. He's fair. 446 00:39:55,919 --> 00:39:58,245 He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits 447 00:39:58,338 --> 00:40:00,746 and the skinnies little, tiny niddlers. 448 00:40:00,841 --> 00:40:03,842 It's not my rule. If you don't like it, call him. 449 00:40:06,889 --> 00:40:08,680 Hey, Mitch. 450 00:40:08,765 --> 00:40:10,094 Thank you. 451 00:40:10,184 --> 00:40:12,639 Oh, guys, look what we have here. 452 00:40:12,728 --> 00:40:15,515 Look. Your favourite. Oh, you like that? 453 00:40:15,606 --> 00:40:19,473 - I can go with that. - Nice? Well, it doesn't exist. 454 00:40:19,568 --> 00:40:23,233 Look at the hair. It's long, flowing - like a river. 455 00:40:23,322 --> 00:40:25,314 Well, it's a fucking weave, OK? 456 00:40:25,407 --> 00:40:29,191 And the tits. Please! I could hang my overcoat on them. 457 00:40:29,286 --> 00:40:31,907 Tits, by design, were invented to be suckled by babies. 458 00:40:31,997 --> 00:40:36,077 Yes, they're purely functional. These are silicone city. 459 00:40:36,168 --> 00:40:38,837 And look - my favourite, the shaved pubis. 460 00:40:38,921 --> 00:40:42,337 Pubic hair being so unruly and all. 461 00:40:42,424 --> 00:40:45,627 This is a mockery, a sham. This is bullshit. 462 00:40:46,970 --> 00:40:50,968 Implants, collagen, plastic, capped teeth, the fat sucked out, 463 00:40:51,058 --> 00:40:54,224 the hair extended, the nose fixed, the bush shaved... 464 00:40:54,311 --> 00:40:57,098 These are not real women. They're beauty freaks. 465 00:40:57,189 --> 00:41:00,059 They make us normal women with our wrinkles, 466 00:41:00,150 --> 00:41:04,479 our puckered boobs - hi, Bob - our cellulite, feel somehow inadequate. 467 00:41:04,571 --> 00:41:06,279 Well, I don't buy it. 468 00:41:06,365 --> 00:41:11,276 But if you think there's a chance you could get one of these women, 469 00:41:11,370 --> 00:41:15,284 you don't give us real women any commitment - it's pathetic. 470 00:41:15,374 --> 00:41:19,917 What do you think you'll do? You'll end up drooling in some nursing home, 471 00:41:20,003 --> 00:41:23,253 then you'll decide that it's time to settle down, have kids?! 472 00:41:23,340 --> 00:41:26,211 You gonna find a cheerleader? Charge it, Mitch. 473 00:41:26,301 --> 00:41:28,590 - You're oversimplifying. - Oh, eat me! 474 00:41:28,679 --> 00:41:32,463 Look at Paul - models on the wall, dog named Elle MacPherson. 475 00:41:32,558 --> 00:41:35,512 He's insane! He's obsessed. You're all obsessed. 476 00:41:35,602 --> 00:41:39,600 If you had an ounce of self-esteem, of self-worth, of self-confidence, 477 00:41:39,690 --> 00:41:44,517 you would realise that as trite as it may sound, beauty is truly skin deep. 478 00:41:44,611 --> 00:41:48,739 And if you did hook a model, I guarantee you'd be sick of her. 479 00:41:48,824 --> 00:41:51,113 Yeah, I suppose I'd get sick of her 480 00:41:51,201 --> 00:41:54,404 after about, what, 20 or 30 years? 481 00:41:56,498 --> 00:42:00,710 Get over yourself. Thank you, Mitch. Say hello to Gertrude. 482 00:42:00,794 --> 00:42:04,128 No matter how perfect the nipple, how supple the thigh, 483 00:42:04,214 --> 00:42:07,915 unless there's some other shit going on besides the physical, 484 00:42:08,010 --> 00:42:09,552 it's going to get old, OK? 485 00:42:09,636 --> 00:42:12,590 And you guys have got to get a grip, 486 00:42:12,681 --> 00:42:16,595 otherwise the future of the human race is in jeopardy. 487 00:42:19,855 --> 00:42:21,314 What was that? 488 00:42:21,398 --> 00:42:23,272 I have to wait for you, Pete? 489 00:42:23,358 --> 00:42:25,066 I don't know. 490 00:42:25,152 --> 00:42:29,897 - Great ass. - Nice tits. Come on. Let's go. 491 00:42:57,100 --> 00:42:59,259 - Hey. - What's up? 492 00:42:59,353 --> 00:43:01,179 Nothing. 493 00:43:04,816 --> 00:43:06,856 Who's the guy? 494 00:43:07,694 --> 00:43:13,448 - Andrew Willis. He's in my class. - Oh. He your boyfriend? 495 00:43:14,618 --> 00:43:17,156 I don't know. I guess. He's OK. 496 00:43:17,954 --> 00:43:19,994 He seemed a little short. 497 00:43:20,082 --> 00:43:23,914 - He's 12 years old, Willie. - Oh, right. 498 00:43:25,212 --> 00:43:27,963 So, he's not really... Right. 499 00:43:28,048 --> 00:43:29,791 Are you OK? 500 00:43:29,883 --> 00:43:31,923 Yeah. Yeah, I'm... Why? 501 00:43:32,010 --> 00:43:36,222 - You seem a little flavoured today. - No! No, I'm cool. 502 00:43:36,306 --> 00:43:37,966 Cool. 503 00:43:38,058 --> 00:43:39,469 Yeah. 504 00:43:41,603 --> 00:43:44,390 So, tell me something. What do you kids...? 505 00:43:44,481 --> 00:43:47,815 What is it you do, kids your age, on the weekend? 506 00:43:47,901 --> 00:43:51,733 Well, what we've been doing lately is smoking massive amounts of drugs, 507 00:43:51,822 --> 00:43:54,657 bingeing on Entenmanns and listening to Pink Floyd. 508 00:43:54,741 --> 00:43:55,904 Really? 509 00:43:55,992 --> 00:43:58,662 You are flavoured today. 510 00:44:00,414 --> 00:44:03,331 - Oh, you're kidding? - The Entenmanns part was true. 511 00:44:03,417 --> 00:44:06,334 Oh. Wow. 512 00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:11,212 So... you like this guy Andrew? 513 00:44:12,342 --> 00:44:16,969 He's OK. He's into male contraception which is nice for a change. 514 00:44:18,265 --> 00:44:21,598 Joking. You really got to chill, Will. 515 00:44:21,685 --> 00:44:23,808 Right. Right. 516 00:44:25,439 --> 00:44:28,309 I'm gonna go inside. 517 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,484 - You sure you're OK? - I'll be OK. 518 00:44:31,570 --> 00:44:33,313 Good. 519 00:44:35,615 --> 00:44:37,323 Hey, Marty! 520 00:44:38,201 --> 00:44:39,779 Yes? 521 00:44:41,455 --> 00:44:44,206 Ah, forgot what I was going to say. 522 00:44:46,668 --> 00:44:48,210 See you around. 523 00:44:49,212 --> 00:44:50,872 Bye. 524 00:44:54,384 --> 00:44:58,085 - I owe you five bucks, right? - I think it's more than that. 525 00:44:58,180 --> 00:45:01,216 - This controller's broken. - Shut up. 526 00:45:01,308 --> 00:45:03,977 - My X button doesn't work. - You always say that. 527 00:45:04,060 --> 00:45:06,634 It's not fair. Hey, was that Tracy? 528 00:45:06,730 --> 00:45:08,224 Yep. 529 00:45:08,315 --> 00:45:10,354 - Is she hot? - She's nice. 530 00:45:10,442 --> 00:45:13,609 Ascribe a numerical value - face, body, personality. 531 00:45:13,695 --> 00:45:15,735 I'm not gonna do that. 532 00:45:15,822 --> 00:45:18,609 - Come on. Do it. - Don't be vile. 533 00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:21,986 - Grow up. Do it. - You don't have to. 534 00:45:22,078 --> 00:45:24,155 I don't know, let's see. Face... 535 00:45:24,247 --> 00:45:28,494 - We need a frame of reference. - I thought I was vile. 536 00:45:28,585 --> 00:45:30,708 - You gotta do it proper. - Who? 537 00:45:30,796 --> 00:45:32,503 Kelly Norman. 538 00:45:32,589 --> 00:45:37,002 All right. Let's see. Kelly Norman - face, six; 539 00:45:37,093 --> 00:45:39,881 body, eight and a half; 540 00:45:39,971 --> 00:45:41,881 personality, four. 541 00:45:41,973 --> 00:45:44,927 Yes, sir. 542 00:45:45,018 --> 00:45:47,687 - Jennifer Colton. - Jennifer Colton? 543 00:45:49,356 --> 00:45:51,099 Face, one; 544 00:45:51,775 --> 00:45:54,729 body, two; personality, three. 545 00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:58,687 - OK, I got it, so... - Wait! 546 00:45:58,782 --> 00:46:01,237 Carmen Swisher. 547 00:46:01,910 --> 00:46:04,448 - Who? - Carmen Swisher, man. Porn star. 548 00:46:04,538 --> 00:46:07,029 - I don't know her. - Yeah, you do. 549 00:46:07,123 --> 00:46:08,783 She's in Fistful Of Vixens. 550 00:46:08,875 --> 00:46:13,668 The one who gets all of her orifices penetrated by those circus midgets? 551 00:46:13,755 --> 00:46:17,373 Oh shit, that's her? That's her name? She's good. 552 00:46:17,467 --> 00:46:19,507 - Very talented girl. - Very talented. 553 00:46:19,594 --> 00:46:21,254 Face, seven; 554 00:46:21,346 --> 00:46:23,884 body, nine and a half... 555 00:46:25,308 --> 00:46:28,226 and personality - well, the sky's the limit. 556 00:46:29,396 --> 00:46:31,969 Those midgets got a real kick out of her. 557 00:46:32,065 --> 00:46:33,310 Exactly. 558 00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,807 So do Tracy now. 559 00:46:35,902 --> 00:46:37,610 Tracy. 560 00:46:41,324 --> 00:46:45,239 Face - good, solid... seven and a half. 561 00:46:46,121 --> 00:46:50,747 Body - good, solid... seven and a half. 562 00:46:51,877 --> 00:46:55,625 Personality - good, solid... 563 00:46:57,173 --> 00:46:58,965 seven and a half. 564 00:46:59,050 --> 00:47:02,466 - Sounds excellent, man. - When's she coming in? 565 00:47:02,554 --> 00:47:07,761 He has the puck! He shoots, he scores. Yes! Two nothing. 566 00:47:09,603 --> 00:47:13,896 Tommy, would you mind pulling over? I have to go to the bathroom. 567 00:47:13,982 --> 00:47:17,517 What? We're gonna be at the restaurant in five minutes. 568 00:47:17,611 --> 00:47:21,359 No, it's gonna take longer than that. We could just pull in here. 569 00:47:21,448 --> 00:47:24,568 The VFW? We'll be at the restaurant in five minutes. 570 00:47:24,659 --> 00:47:28,111 I'm not feeling good. I just need to go in quick. 571 00:47:28,204 --> 00:47:31,371 Did you eat today? Did you eat anything? 572 00:47:31,458 --> 00:47:33,664 - I ate. - What did you eat? 573 00:47:33,752 --> 00:47:37,915 - What did you eat? - It doesn't matter what I ate. 574 00:47:38,006 --> 00:47:42,383 You never eat, then get stomach pains and wonder why. 575 00:47:42,469 --> 00:47:45,589 - Cos you didn't eat. - I did so. 576 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,171 You can't do this. It's eight o'clock... 577 00:47:48,266 --> 00:47:50,757 - Stop it. - All right. Forget it. 578 00:47:50,852 --> 00:47:54,553 - Good. - I'm concerned, that's all. 579 00:47:55,774 --> 00:47:56,853 Surprise! 580 00:48:07,535 --> 00:48:09,991 That's nice. 581 00:48:12,874 --> 00:48:15,282 Happy Birthday, Birdy. 582 00:48:15,377 --> 00:48:19,754 - Did you know? - I had no idea. 583 00:48:19,839 --> 00:48:22,247 Let's get the party started. 584 00:48:22,342 --> 00:48:24,299 - I'm DJing. - No. 585 00:48:24,386 --> 00:48:26,793 Paul, no. No Jethro Tull. 586 00:48:32,936 --> 00:48:34,644 Hey, you're looking great. 587 00:48:42,570 --> 00:48:45,571 - He didn't know. - It was beautiful. 588 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:57,575 - Second course. - That's right. 589 00:48:57,669 --> 00:49:00,836 - Yo, what's up, guys? - What's up, man? 590 00:49:04,300 --> 00:49:07,171 Spider, let me explain. This is my domain. 591 00:49:07,262 --> 00:49:09,338 Let me explain something, my friend. 592 00:49:09,431 --> 00:49:11,838 This is my domain. I don't want... 593 00:49:18,023 --> 00:49:20,774 It ought to be Stinky's - big sign... 594 00:49:20,859 --> 00:49:22,982 Our motto - "Go ugly early". 595 00:49:26,906 --> 00:49:30,441 I like that. Stinky's. It would look good on the matches. 596 00:49:30,535 --> 00:49:37,119 You know what I was thinking? We planned all this in the salon... 597 00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:39,960 Congratulations to all of us. 598 00:49:40,045 --> 00:49:42,417 You're happy, I'm happy, Sharon. 599 00:50:01,066 --> 00:50:02,476 Hey, Darian. 600 00:50:04,235 --> 00:50:08,482 - What the fuck is she doing? - Your boy's fucked now, buddy. 601 00:50:08,573 --> 00:50:12,571 - Holy shit! - Oh, Christ! 602 00:50:12,660 --> 00:50:16,705 Food for the hungry, drink for the thirsty... 603 00:50:19,209 --> 00:50:22,578 - Shit. - The odds just increased. 604 00:50:22,670 --> 00:50:24,295 Fuck, man. Who told her? 605 00:50:24,380 --> 00:50:29,256 It's all right. I'm sure she's just gonna walk right back out. 606 00:50:29,344 --> 00:50:31,087 Darian. 607 00:50:32,222 --> 00:50:34,843 - Hey. - Happy birthday. 608 00:50:34,933 --> 00:50:38,977 - That's really nice. Thanks. - I got this for your birthday. 609 00:50:39,062 --> 00:50:44,269 - I mean this is for you and for me. - Thanks, guys. 610 00:50:45,735 --> 00:50:48,902 - It's too much. - Somebody should go over. 611 00:50:48,988 --> 00:50:51,028 You smell good. 612 00:50:51,950 --> 00:50:54,785 - Let's get outta here. - You wanna go? 613 00:50:54,869 --> 00:50:57,870 - We're going! - Fine. I'm ready to go. 614 00:50:57,956 --> 00:51:01,538 She polluted the air, as far as I'm concerned. 615 00:51:01,626 --> 00:51:06,786 - Don't even think twice about it. - Get home early. Pay the sitter. 616 00:51:07,549 --> 00:51:10,087 - Do you like it? - I don't know. 617 00:51:10,176 --> 00:51:12,584 - I put the bow on. - It's really nice. 618 00:51:12,679 --> 00:51:16,344 - Should we do something? - What? 619 00:51:16,432 --> 00:51:18,472 What the fuck is that? 620 00:51:19,727 --> 00:51:24,888 - I don't understand. - I have no idea why she's here. 621 00:51:24,983 --> 00:51:27,900 But it's classic Birdman. 622 00:51:27,986 --> 00:51:30,655 It's not funny, but it is true. 623 00:51:49,632 --> 00:51:53,760 - Steven's in New York. - That's great. Great. 624 00:51:54,888 --> 00:51:57,343 Kristen's with my folks. 625 00:51:57,432 --> 00:51:58,843 Uh-huh. 626 00:52:05,356 --> 00:52:08,393 It was your special night, Tommy. 627 00:52:09,944 --> 00:52:12,518 Why couldn't I share in your special night? 628 00:52:12,614 --> 00:52:14,737 Because... 629 00:52:14,824 --> 00:52:16,105 Good night, Darian. 630 00:52:18,536 --> 00:52:20,861 I want you to come inside. 631 00:52:20,955 --> 00:52:23,577 I'm not goin' inside. 632 00:52:23,666 --> 00:52:29,835 Come on, Tommy. I have to give you your real present. 633 00:52:29,923 --> 00:52:33,457 What you gave me is fine, OK? Darian, come on. 634 00:52:34,677 --> 00:52:37,049 Come on. 635 00:52:37,138 --> 00:52:39,925 You can slip into something more comfortable. 636 00:52:40,016 --> 00:52:41,759 Like what? 637 00:52:41,851 --> 00:52:43,595 Like me. 638 00:52:56,074 --> 00:52:59,407 - Come on, Darian. I gotta go. - Come on, Tommy. Grow up. 639 00:52:59,494 --> 00:53:02,530 I gotta go. Just go inside, will you? 640 00:53:03,998 --> 00:53:06,074 Just get out. 641 00:53:15,134 --> 00:53:17,423 We always gotta do this, don't we? 642 00:53:17,512 --> 00:53:19,919 Just go inside. 643 00:53:21,683 --> 00:53:23,759 OK. Fuck it. 644 00:53:27,772 --> 00:53:29,397 Stupid truck. 645 00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:42,820 All I'm saying is you have this amazing thing, 646 00:53:42,912 --> 00:53:47,040 you got his person with all that potential, all that future... 647 00:53:47,125 --> 00:53:50,992 This girl... is gonna be amazing. 648 00:53:51,087 --> 00:53:55,085 She's smart, she's funny... she's hot... 649 00:53:55,174 --> 00:53:57,712 - She's 13! - I know. Get over it. 650 00:53:57,802 --> 00:54:00,922 It's not a sexual thing. This is... 651 00:54:01,014 --> 00:54:03,053 - I could wait. - What? 652 00:54:03,141 --> 00:54:07,850 In ten years, she'll be 23, I'll be 39, it won't be a big deal. 653 00:54:07,937 --> 00:54:10,606 Willie... you're scaring me here. 654 00:54:10,690 --> 00:54:12,932 This girl is gonna be amazing. 655 00:54:15,194 --> 00:54:16,689 Great. 656 00:54:20,158 --> 00:54:24,867 I was actually jealous of this little kid on a bike, 657 00:54:24,954 --> 00:54:29,782 this short little kid on a bike, cos he gets to be her age now. 658 00:54:29,876 --> 00:54:33,956 I get to be some vile old man, like... What's his name? 659 00:54:34,047 --> 00:54:37,914 - Roman Polanski. - No, like... Nabokov. 660 00:54:38,009 --> 00:54:41,045 Like some Nabokov character. 661 00:54:41,137 --> 00:54:46,511 Like some old fat, hairy, fat, stinky, putrid man. 662 00:54:46,601 --> 00:54:49,685 And... 663 00:54:49,771 --> 00:54:54,349 I don't know. You just want to say to her in all sincerity, 664 00:54:54,442 --> 00:54:57,313 "Take me with you when you go." 665 00:54:58,446 --> 00:55:04,899 Willie, the girl was a zygote when you were in the seventh grade. 666 00:55:07,455 --> 00:55:10,788 So what? What are you saying? 667 00:55:10,875 --> 00:55:14,707 That this is my way of postponing the inevitable? 668 00:55:14,796 --> 00:55:17,666 My way of saying I don't wanna grow old? 669 00:55:17,757 --> 00:55:22,585 No, I think it's your way of saying you don't want to grow up. 670 00:55:31,437 --> 00:55:36,432 I just want something beautiful. 671 00:55:39,946 --> 00:55:42,733 We all want something beautiful. 672 00:56:14,313 --> 00:56:19,106 Hi, Mrs. Cassidy. I know it's late. I'm sorry. Is Sharon home? 673 00:56:19,193 --> 00:56:22,693 - She's sleeping, Tom. - Can I see her? 674 00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:25,651 - She's sleeping. - OK. 675 00:56:26,534 --> 00:56:30,745 I'm sorry. Could you just tell her that I stopped by? 676 00:56:32,331 --> 00:56:37,706 You should know Sharon put a lot of planning into tonight, Tom. 677 00:56:40,965 --> 00:56:43,717 Mom, it's all right. Go to bed. 678 00:56:44,260 --> 00:56:45,754 Hey. 679 00:56:45,845 --> 00:56:48,514 I just... I want to apologise. 680 00:56:49,974 --> 00:56:52,382 You don't have to. I'm fine. 681 00:56:52,477 --> 00:56:54,434 I feel that I should explain. 682 00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:58,518 You know what, Tommy? It's a little late. 683 00:57:01,444 --> 00:57:03,686 Yeah. OK. 684 00:57:12,497 --> 00:57:14,240 All right. 685 00:58:24,527 --> 00:58:26,650 Willie C. What's up? 686 00:58:26,737 --> 00:58:28,813 - Hey, fellas. - What's goin' on? 687 00:58:29,782 --> 00:58:31,822 You never went home last night? 688 00:58:31,909 --> 00:58:35,112 Came here. Pike is runnin'. Haven't caught a thing. 689 00:58:35,204 --> 00:58:38,158 - Guess what I did this morning. - What? 690 00:58:38,249 --> 00:58:42,412 Made a phone call to Stinky's cousin, the lovely Andera. 691 00:58:42,503 --> 00:58:47,046 - What happened? - She's going out with me. Thank you. 692 00:58:47,133 --> 00:58:49,006 Like on a date? 693 00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:53,509 We didn't get into specifics. Jealous? 694 00:58:54,223 --> 00:58:57,224 - Well... - A little bit. 695 00:58:57,977 --> 00:59:00,931 Come on, Elle. Let's get some air. 696 00:59:08,654 --> 00:59:10,481 Jesus! 697 00:59:11,991 --> 00:59:13,818 Is that Mo? 698 00:59:14,327 --> 00:59:16,485 Fuckin' Mo has got it wired, man. 699 00:59:16,579 --> 00:59:19,580 He's like a retard that doesn't know any better. 700 00:59:19,665 --> 00:59:23,366 He doesn't desire new experiences, new women, nothing. Look at him. 701 00:59:23,461 --> 00:59:27,672 He's like the mental patient that doesn't know he's mental. 702 00:59:27,757 --> 00:59:30,378 So he's perfectly content. 703 00:59:30,468 --> 00:59:34,512 - I gotta go take a piss. - I'll see you later. 704 00:59:45,066 --> 00:59:46,264 Hey! 705 00:59:47,860 --> 00:59:50,232 I'll see you later. 706 00:59:56,661 --> 00:59:58,819 What the heck are you doing here? 707 00:59:58,913 --> 01:00:02,745 My friends are ice fishing in the shack over there. 708 01:00:02,833 --> 01:00:04,660 Those guys are your friends? 709 01:00:04,752 --> 01:00:07,539 - You know 'em? - They're here every Sunday. 710 01:00:07,630 --> 01:00:12,126 We call them the Drunken Dry-heavin' Cheese-eatin' Outhouse Boys. 711 01:00:12,218 --> 01:00:14,424 They're your friends? 712 01:00:14,512 --> 01:00:18,212 - They're acquaintances, really. - Right. 713 01:00:19,433 --> 01:00:21,426 - So, where's Scooter? - Who? 714 01:00:21,519 --> 01:00:25,433 What's his name? Billy? Tiger? Pookie? The kid on the bike? 715 01:00:25,523 --> 01:00:28,524 - Andrew? - Andrew, that's it. Where is he? 716 01:00:28,609 --> 01:00:32,358 He dorked out on me. I'm not into him any more. 717 01:00:32,446 --> 01:00:34,984 Ah. So you got someone new? 718 01:00:40,371 --> 01:00:42,328 Yep. You! 719 01:00:43,165 --> 01:00:44,161 What? 720 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,918 You. You're my new boyfriend. You up to it? 721 01:00:48,003 --> 01:00:49,628 Oh, I feel faint! 722 01:00:53,259 --> 01:00:55,216 My hero. 723 01:00:58,013 --> 01:01:00,884 So you gonna marry that girl in NYC? 724 01:01:00,975 --> 01:01:03,014 I don't know. Why? 725 01:01:04,145 --> 01:01:07,146 - I don't think you should. - How come? 726 01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:11,145 You should wait until you meet someone who excites you. 727 01:01:11,235 --> 01:01:13,691 Well, she may not be out there. 728 01:01:13,779 --> 01:01:17,397 It's like the Wizard of Oz. It was in your own backyard. 729 01:01:17,491 --> 01:01:20,196 What do you mean? 730 01:01:20,286 --> 01:01:22,741 You. Me and you. 731 01:01:26,751 --> 01:01:29,621 - Really? - Yep. You don't think? 732 01:01:29,712 --> 01:01:32,962 Well, we have a little age problem. 733 01:01:33,048 --> 01:01:35,966 I know. We're as star-crossed as Romeo and Juliet. 734 01:01:36,051 --> 01:01:38,625 It's a tragedy of Elizabethan proportions. 735 01:01:38,721 --> 01:01:41,128 "What light through yonder window breaks? 736 01:01:41,223 --> 01:01:43,346 "Tis the east and Juliet is the sun." 737 01:01:49,565 --> 01:01:51,059 - Weird. - No way. 738 01:01:52,109 --> 01:01:54,731 So, um... So what do we do? 739 01:01:54,820 --> 01:01:58,948 Alas, poor Romeo, we can't do diddly. You'll go to penitentiary, 740 01:01:59,033 --> 01:02:02,117 I'll be the laughing stock of the Brownies. 741 01:02:02,203 --> 01:02:06,200 But if your feelings for me are true, you'll wait. 742 01:02:07,166 --> 01:02:08,245 Wait? 743 01:02:09,710 --> 01:02:12,628 Yep. Wait 5 years. 744 01:02:12,713 --> 01:02:16,248 I'll be 18 and we can walk through this world together. 745 01:02:20,346 --> 01:02:25,471 - In 5 years you won't remember me. - William. 746 01:02:25,559 --> 01:02:29,177 I'm formed and you're not. You have changes to go through. 747 01:02:29,271 --> 01:02:31,181 You'll change. 748 01:02:31,273 --> 01:02:33,764 And I'll be Winnie The Pooh to your Christopher Robin. 749 01:02:33,859 --> 01:02:37,904 No literary reference left unturned. How do you figure Pooh? 750 01:02:37,988 --> 01:02:40,859 Christopher Robin outgrew Pooh. That's how it ended. 751 01:02:40,950 --> 01:02:44,698 He had Pooh when he was a child. When he matured, 752 01:02:44,787 --> 01:02:48,370 he didn't need him any more. 753 01:02:48,457 --> 01:02:51,244 That's the saddest thing I ever heard. 754 01:02:51,335 --> 01:02:53,873 Yeah, but it's true. 755 01:02:53,963 --> 01:02:58,423 You don't realise it now, but you'll be doing some changing. 756 01:03:02,721 --> 01:03:04,963 And... 757 01:03:06,225 --> 01:03:08,052 I can't be a Pooh. 758 01:03:12,565 --> 01:03:16,776 - I think I'll skate away now, Pooh. - All right, Christopher. 759 01:04:09,121 --> 01:04:12,490 - Hey, Earl. - Hey, good one! 760 01:04:23,344 --> 01:04:26,843 Sit down here. It's a better view. 761 01:04:34,855 --> 01:04:36,682 So, where are your buddies? 762 01:04:39,568 --> 01:04:41,775 - Huh? - Your buddies? 763 01:04:41,862 --> 01:04:43,902 Oh, they're gonna be late. 764 01:04:43,989 --> 01:04:47,109 Hi. A bottle of your best champagne, please. 765 01:04:47,201 --> 01:04:50,451 We don't have a best champagne. They're all the same. 766 01:04:50,537 --> 01:04:53,538 Thank you. That'll be fine. 767 01:05:00,047 --> 01:05:01,671 You really look nice. 768 01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:06,133 - What is going on? - What do you mean? 769 01:05:06,220 --> 01:05:08,675 - What are you doing? - What? 770 01:05:08,764 --> 01:05:12,892 - What's with this Al Capone shit? - What Al Capone shit? 771 01:05:12,977 --> 01:05:14,720 Who's the girl? 772 01:05:14,812 --> 01:05:17,682 - What girl? - That girl right over there. 773 01:05:19,191 --> 01:05:21,896 She's... She's my book-keeper. 774 01:05:21,986 --> 01:05:23,610 - Your book-keeper? - Yes. 775 01:05:23,696 --> 01:05:28,108 - You are full of shit. - She's very efficient, that girl. 776 01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:33,360 Paul, I'm gonna get up and make the biggest scene you can imagine. 777 01:05:33,455 --> 01:05:37,500 She's my cousin. We fell out and we don't speak in public. 778 01:05:37,584 --> 01:05:41,250 - Bye, Paul. I'm leaving. - All right, all right. 779 01:05:41,338 --> 01:05:44,256 She's my ex-girlfriend. We broke up after seven years 780 01:05:44,341 --> 01:05:47,757 because she's seeing that meat cutter over there. 781 01:05:47,845 --> 01:05:51,842 It drives me crazy, OK? And... 782 01:05:51,932 --> 01:05:55,052 I was just showing off. 783 01:05:56,270 --> 01:05:58,262 Why didn't you just tell me? 784 01:06:00,065 --> 01:06:02,521 Just please don't make a scene. 785 01:06:03,485 --> 01:06:06,570 Oh, we'll make a scene. You don't need this. 786 01:06:56,622 --> 01:06:58,698 Who is that? 787 01:06:58,791 --> 01:07:01,578 - It's Paul. - No shit. 788 01:07:04,296 --> 01:07:06,336 - Who's the babe? - I don't know. 789 01:07:06,423 --> 01:07:08,463 She's gorgeous. 790 01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:11,833 Well, not gorgeous like you. 791 01:07:11,929 --> 01:07:14,799 - Gorgeous just the same. - Can we leave? 792 01:07:14,890 --> 01:07:16,301 Sure. 793 01:07:35,202 --> 01:07:36,400 Fuck! 794 01:07:45,087 --> 01:07:47,329 - Andera, where you goin'? - Home. 795 01:07:47,422 --> 01:07:50,542 - Why? - That was for you. 796 01:07:50,634 --> 01:07:54,217 I was trying to help you out. You're such a knucklehead. 797 01:07:54,304 --> 01:07:57,508 - Come back inside. - Bye, Paul. 798 01:07:57,599 --> 01:08:00,055 - Andera... - Bye, Paul. 799 01:08:00,144 --> 01:08:03,014 - Come on. - Bye, Paul. 800 01:08:03,105 --> 01:08:05,144 I'll call you tomorrow, all right? 801 01:08:06,233 --> 01:08:09,353 - She likes fresh air, you know? - Sure. 802 01:09:06,835 --> 01:09:10,619 Hey, what you doin' out so late? 803 01:09:11,965 --> 01:09:15,132 I was out with your friend Paul. 804 01:09:16,345 --> 01:09:20,093 He's not my friend, he lives in my house. 805 01:09:20,182 --> 01:09:23,765 I got roaches, I got termites and I got Paul. 806 01:09:23,852 --> 01:09:26,343 - You need a lift? - No. 807 01:09:26,438 --> 01:09:29,474 It's nice to be able to walk after dark. 808 01:09:29,566 --> 01:09:33,149 Yeah, it's one of the few perks of living here. 809 01:09:33,237 --> 01:09:35,063 It's a good one. 810 01:09:36,406 --> 01:09:41,401 Can I ask a question? How long have you been with your boyfriend? 811 01:09:41,495 --> 01:09:44,745 - Eight months. - And it's good? 812 01:09:44,831 --> 01:09:46,491 It's very good. 813 01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:48,161 He makes you happy? 814 01:09:48,252 --> 01:09:49,580 Yeah. 815 01:09:53,548 --> 01:09:59,088 I look for that in a man. The ones who make me miserable never last. 816 01:09:59,179 --> 01:10:00,508 Right. 817 01:10:00,597 --> 01:10:05,722 There's four words I need to hear before I go to sleep. Four words. 818 01:10:05,811 --> 01:10:09,643 Good night, sweet girl. That's all it takes. 819 01:10:11,275 --> 01:10:13,647 I'm easy, I know. 820 01:10:13,735 --> 01:10:18,314 But a guy who can muster up those words is a guy I'll stay with. 821 01:10:18,407 --> 01:10:21,443 Right. You sure you don't need a ride? 822 01:10:24,538 --> 01:10:27,289 - Yeah. - All right. 823 01:10:27,374 --> 01:10:30,079 - See you around. - I'll see you. 824 01:10:34,923 --> 01:10:37,414 Good night, sweet girl. 825 01:10:52,149 --> 01:10:56,277 I spoke to Jan this morning and it's obvious she no longer cares. 826 01:10:56,361 --> 01:11:00,406 She ran out of that restaurant like a maniac, but I guess later, 827 01:11:00,490 --> 01:11:03,112 she realised she didn't give a shit. 828 01:11:03,201 --> 01:11:05,527 Yeah? 829 01:11:05,620 --> 01:11:08,740 I spoke to Tracy. She's coming up for the reunion. 830 01:11:08,832 --> 01:11:11,453 Is that right? I gotta meet this Tracy. 831 01:11:14,212 --> 01:11:17,878 - You got to take this shit down. - Why? 832 01:11:17,966 --> 01:11:22,213 - You're like a serial killer. - Don't cap on my supermodels. 833 01:11:22,304 --> 01:11:24,593 - Leave it alone. - It's creepy. 834 01:11:24,681 --> 01:11:26,888 Look who's talking, Mr. Jerry Lee Lewis. 835 01:11:26,975 --> 01:11:29,134 Oh, fucking Mo! 836 01:11:29,227 --> 01:11:33,142 I don't judge. If she can cut her own food, she's fair game. 837 01:11:33,231 --> 01:11:39,436 OK. All I'm saying is you got to take all this down because it's creepy... 838 01:11:39,529 --> 01:11:44,772 Look. The supermodel's a beautiful girl, Will. She can make you dizzy, 839 01:11:44,868 --> 01:11:47,074 like you've been drinking Jack all morning. 840 01:11:47,162 --> 01:11:51,326 She can make you feel high for the greatest commodity known to man - 841 01:11:51,416 --> 01:11:53,824 promise, the promise of a better day, 842 01:11:53,919 --> 01:11:55,792 the promise of a greater hope, 843 01:11:55,879 --> 01:11:57,753 the promise of a new tomorrow. 844 01:11:57,839 --> 01:12:02,881 This particular ore can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl - 845 01:12:02,969 --> 01:12:06,136 in her smile, in her soul, 846 01:12:06,223 --> 01:12:09,923 in the way she makes every rotten thing about life seem OK. 847 01:12:11,061 --> 01:12:15,106 The supermodels, Willie? That's all they are - bottled promise. 848 01:12:16,233 --> 01:12:19,399 Scenes from a new day, hope in stiletto heels. 849 01:12:21,988 --> 01:12:28,157 I am now going to check your freezer for human heads. 850 01:12:28,829 --> 01:12:32,743 A beautiful girl's all-powerful and that is as good as love. 851 01:12:32,833 --> 01:12:34,410 That's as good as love. 852 01:12:35,627 --> 01:12:36,872 It's... 853 01:12:36,962 --> 01:12:43,581 just that I gotta think beyond a couple times a week. 854 01:12:43,677 --> 01:12:46,880 I feel like the biggest scumbag on earth 855 01:12:46,972 --> 01:12:49,510 every time I see your kid smiling at me. 856 01:12:49,599 --> 01:12:51,509 Look, Mommy. 857 01:12:52,644 --> 01:12:54,019 That's nice, honey. 858 01:12:55,188 --> 01:12:57,560 It's ridiculous. 859 01:12:57,649 --> 01:13:00,983 It's making me nuts. It's making you nuts. 860 01:13:01,069 --> 01:13:03,026 Sharon, Steven... 861 01:13:04,114 --> 01:13:07,779 I have worked it so that he has no idea. 862 01:13:07,868 --> 01:13:11,118 That's cos I don't show up at your parties drunk. 863 01:13:11,204 --> 01:13:15,913 - Sharon knew way before then. - Maybe Steve doesn't give a shit. 864 01:13:16,001 --> 01:13:21,078 Tommy, don't try to characterise my marriage as a bad one. 865 01:13:21,173 --> 01:13:25,669 - I love Steven. - So why are you fucking me? 866 01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:27,587 I don't know. 867 01:13:30,348 --> 01:13:33,053 But I guess I won't be any more. 868 01:13:34,269 --> 01:13:37,852 No. I guess not. 869 01:13:38,648 --> 01:13:40,688 I wonder how I'll survive. 870 01:13:40,775 --> 01:13:42,400 Oh, please! 871 01:13:49,951 --> 01:13:53,996 I told Steven the reunion would be a total bore. 872 01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:58,707 And I assume Sharon won't be accompanying you, right? 873 01:13:58,793 --> 01:14:02,162 No, you've taken care of that. 874 01:14:02,255 --> 01:14:04,082 - Mom. - What? 875 01:14:21,691 --> 01:14:25,903 OK, sweetie. Come on. We'll go home, OK? 876 01:14:25,987 --> 01:14:28,359 All right, put the other arm in. 877 01:14:28,448 --> 01:14:30,488 OK. Very good. 878 01:14:33,119 --> 01:14:38,410 Look. It'll be great. We'll be there alone. 879 01:14:38,500 --> 01:14:41,121 It'll be just like the old days. 880 01:14:44,172 --> 01:14:49,842 And we'll see if you really just broke up with me or not. 881 01:14:49,928 --> 01:14:51,719 Let's go, honey. 882 01:15:10,574 --> 01:15:12,068 Hey. 883 01:15:13,201 --> 01:15:16,617 How you doin'? Want some wine to warm you up? 884 01:15:16,705 --> 01:15:18,163 Sure. 885 01:15:23,003 --> 01:15:24,545 Thanks, Stan. 886 01:15:54,034 --> 01:15:57,450 That was nice. Really nice. 887 01:15:58,705 --> 01:16:02,288 Less intense and emotionally possessed than normal, 888 01:16:02,375 --> 01:16:06,539 but no less effective because of its pointless colouration. 889 01:16:06,630 --> 01:16:08,254 Excuse me? 890 01:16:08,340 --> 01:16:12,800 My teacher's exact comment after my first recital - Rhapsody In Blue. 891 01:16:12,886 --> 01:16:15,044 When in doubt, go Gershwin. 892 01:16:15,847 --> 01:16:17,472 You drunk? 893 01:16:18,975 --> 01:16:21,549 I don't know but you both look beautiful. 894 01:16:23,730 --> 01:16:25,354 So why the sad face? 895 01:16:26,941 --> 01:16:31,271 Job requirement. Happy piano players work the circus. 896 01:16:31,363 --> 01:16:34,814 I think you Knight's Ridge boys take the ladies way too seriously. 897 01:16:34,908 --> 01:16:37,031 Only until baseball season starts. 898 01:16:37,118 --> 01:16:41,579 Pitchers and catchers report in two months, three weeks and six days. 899 01:16:44,042 --> 01:16:46,877 - Wanna go home with me? - No. 900 01:16:46,961 --> 01:16:52,122 OK, I had to ask. To be honest, I don't find you at all attractive. 901 01:16:52,217 --> 01:16:53,877 - Really? - Really. 902 01:16:53,968 --> 01:16:57,752 - So now you wanna go home with me? - No. 903 01:16:57,847 --> 01:17:01,382 - Well, I tried every angle. - Job requirement. 904 01:17:01,476 --> 01:17:03,469 Exactly. 905 01:17:04,813 --> 01:17:06,639 Play something else. 906 01:17:06,731 --> 01:17:09,981 You don't like this boozy, after-hours musician banter? 907 01:17:10,068 --> 01:17:12,476 Can't dance to it. 908 01:17:13,363 --> 01:17:15,521 You'd be surprised. 909 01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:22,277 OK, you've spurned both my sexual advances, 910 01:17:22,372 --> 01:17:27,200 my attempts at conversation, so I'm gonna reach into my bag of tricks... 911 01:17:29,796 --> 01:17:33,212 - Wanna go ice fishing? - I'd love to. 912 01:17:34,718 --> 01:17:35,832 Great. 913 01:17:38,722 --> 01:17:43,383 You know how it is at the beginnings when you first fall in love? 914 01:17:43,476 --> 01:17:45,932 You can't eat. You can't sleep. 915 01:17:46,020 --> 01:17:51,477 Getting a call from her makes your day, like seeing a shooting star. 916 01:17:51,568 --> 01:17:56,526 - It's the best. - But inevitably, it goes away. 917 01:17:56,614 --> 01:17:59,236 So, this is my thing, you see. 918 01:17:59,325 --> 01:18:03,952 Why get married now? Why not have two, three more of those beginnings 919 01:18:04,038 --> 01:18:07,123 before I settle into the big fade? 920 01:18:07,208 --> 01:18:11,076 The big fade? That's an awful way to put it. 921 01:18:12,213 --> 01:18:16,922 - She's coming tomorrow. - That's obvious. 922 01:18:17,010 --> 01:18:21,968 I got no feeling about that. I got a feeling of overwhelming ambivalence. 923 01:18:22,056 --> 01:18:26,434 But I would rather dread her arrival than not give a shit. 924 01:18:28,938 --> 01:18:34,312 It's amazing that there's a guy that gets to do things with you. 925 01:18:34,402 --> 01:18:37,771 He gets to make you happy, spend evenings with you... 926 01:18:37,864 --> 01:18:40,355 Make me martinis, listen to Van Morrison... 927 01:18:40,450 --> 01:18:43,866 - Smell your skin... - ...after a day at the beach. 928 01:18:43,953 --> 01:18:47,405 - And read the papers... - ...on a Sunday morning. 929 01:18:47,499 --> 01:18:51,876 A rainy Sunday morning. And pepper your belly with baby kisses. 930 01:18:54,672 --> 01:18:56,380 Sorry... 931 01:18:58,426 --> 01:19:02,839 There's a guy out there that thinks the same thing about Tracy. 932 01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:08,266 He's jealous of you, you getting to do all that with her. 933 01:19:11,689 --> 01:19:16,019 Can you think of anything better than making love to an attractive stranger 934 01:19:16,110 --> 01:19:20,191 on a frozen lake with just an oil light to guide your way? 935 01:19:20,907 --> 01:19:23,363 Can you think of anything better? 936 01:19:23,451 --> 01:19:25,610 Going back to Chicago. 937 01:19:25,703 --> 01:19:30,282 Ice-cold martini. Van Morrison. 938 01:19:32,836 --> 01:19:34,709 Sunday papers. Got you. 939 01:19:36,923 --> 01:19:38,334 I gotta go. 940 01:19:42,929 --> 01:19:44,340 Hey. 941 01:19:45,431 --> 01:19:48,005 Why do I feel like I'll never see you again? 942 01:19:49,060 --> 01:19:51,266 You'll see me again, Willie. 943 01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:01,690 Damn. 944 01:20:34,397 --> 01:20:36,140 Hi. 945 01:20:49,245 --> 01:20:50,787 You look awful. 946 01:20:51,915 --> 01:20:55,366 - I've been drunk for two weeks. - Nice. 947 01:20:57,337 --> 01:21:01,999 - How was it, the drive? - The roads were awful. Sheet ice. 948 01:21:02,091 --> 01:21:04,167 You got here safe. I'll make you some tea. 949 01:21:10,391 --> 01:21:14,555 That was delicious. Really superb, Tracy. 950 01:21:14,646 --> 01:21:17,137 - Thank you. - The fact that you can cook, 951 01:21:17,231 --> 01:21:20,185 rolled into the fact that you're a successful lawyer 952 01:21:20,276 --> 01:21:24,606 and the fact that you are stunning to look at, just makes me insane. 953 01:21:26,950 --> 01:21:28,527 Bobby! 954 01:21:29,661 --> 01:21:31,487 I'm flattered, Bobby. 955 01:21:33,039 --> 01:21:35,078 It really was superb, Tracy. 956 01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:40,210 - All right, we're gonna shower... - Why? 957 01:21:40,296 --> 01:21:43,630 We're going over to Mo's for a pre-bash thing. Why? 958 01:21:43,716 --> 01:21:46,290 You want to shower first or should I? 959 01:21:46,386 --> 01:21:49,885 Why don't you shower first, Will? 960 01:21:49,973 --> 01:21:53,840 We can take the rest of the time to bond. 961 01:21:53,935 --> 01:21:57,351 - Go ahead. I'll be fine. - Superb. 962 01:21:59,023 --> 01:22:00,731 It really was superb, Tracy. 963 01:22:20,753 --> 01:22:21,785 Hey! 964 01:22:26,092 --> 01:22:28,963 Romeo And Juliet, the dyslexic version. 965 01:22:30,513 --> 01:22:34,345 - What are you doing? - Another exciting Saturday night. 966 01:22:34,434 --> 01:22:37,719 You got many exciting Saturday nights in your future. 967 01:22:37,812 --> 01:22:40,268 Yeah. Yeah. 968 01:22:43,067 --> 01:22:46,567 - So your lady's here, huh? - Yeah. 969 01:22:48,489 --> 01:22:52,902 I saw her. She's really pretty. 970 01:22:53,619 --> 01:22:57,831 She's OK. She's not as pretty as you, though. 971 01:22:58,750 --> 01:23:01,371 Got that boob thing going for her, though. 972 01:23:01,461 --> 01:23:04,664 And she can get into R-rated movies. 973 01:23:05,798 --> 01:23:10,840 Two words not in her vocabulary - "lunch money". 974 01:23:19,729 --> 01:23:21,638 Hey, Marty. 975 01:23:27,361 --> 01:23:29,935 I hope we stay in touch. 976 01:23:30,031 --> 01:23:36,365 Cos I hope to learn someday about what you're doing. 977 01:23:36,454 --> 01:23:40,831 Cos I think whatever it is, it'll be amazing. 978 01:23:43,211 --> 01:23:44,835 I really do. 979 01:23:46,923 --> 01:23:48,333 Thank you. 980 01:23:48,424 --> 01:23:50,132 You got it. 981 01:24:04,232 --> 01:24:07,435 - It was great. - I'm glad you enjoyed it. 982 01:24:07,527 --> 01:24:11,820 - Thank you for coming. - Trace, we gotta get going. 983 01:24:13,241 --> 01:24:14,783 Bye. 984 01:24:17,203 --> 01:24:21,699 - Take care, now. Be careful! - Stay warm, guys. 985 01:24:23,292 --> 01:24:24,835 Bye. 986 01:24:31,551 --> 01:24:35,418 It's unbelievable. They haven't liked anyone since Steve McQueen died. 987 01:24:35,513 --> 01:24:38,798 - You just... - They're nice. 988 01:24:38,891 --> 01:24:42,889 Nice. They're as far away from nice as... 989 01:24:42,979 --> 01:24:46,098 If nice is London, they are Tokyo. 990 01:24:46,190 --> 01:24:47,934 OK. 991 01:24:50,111 --> 01:24:52,150 You're nice. 992 01:25:04,083 --> 01:25:05,827 I can't believe you're not gonna go. 993 01:25:05,918 --> 01:25:08,374 I'm laying low. You have fun. 994 01:25:08,462 --> 01:25:12,246 You loved high school. Everybody's gonna wonder what happened. 995 01:25:12,341 --> 01:25:15,129 So tell them I'm in Geneva, 996 01:25:15,219 --> 01:25:19,003 doing my presentation on sub-zero water removal. 997 01:25:19,098 --> 01:25:21,636 You just wanna sit here like a loser. 998 01:25:21,726 --> 01:25:25,676 Channel 38's showing Rich Man, Poor Man - all 12 parts. 999 01:25:30,693 --> 01:25:33,149 - No shit? - Back to back. 1000 01:25:33,237 --> 01:25:36,820 Holy shit. Fuck! 1001 01:25:38,034 --> 01:25:39,314 Fuck! 1002 01:25:39,410 --> 01:25:44,452 364 nights a year I do dick. The one night I decide to go out... 1003 01:25:44,540 --> 01:25:46,829 You gotta tape it for me. 1004 01:25:46,918 --> 01:25:49,373 - Can't do it. - Why not? 1005 01:25:49,462 --> 01:25:51,917 You can't tape Rich Man, Poor Man. 1006 01:25:52,006 --> 01:25:56,004 You gotta watch it with the commercials just like everybody else. 1007 01:25:57,470 --> 01:25:59,178 That's a good point. 1008 01:25:59,263 --> 01:26:01,505 Falcon Eddie. 1009 01:26:01,599 --> 01:26:06,177 Man, was there ever a more terrifying screen villain than Falcon Eddie? 1010 01:26:06,270 --> 01:26:07,468 No. 1011 01:26:10,358 --> 01:26:12,730 - You're gonna watch it? - Yep. 1012 01:26:12,818 --> 01:26:15,191 - All 12 parts? - Back to back. 1013 01:26:18,241 --> 01:26:19,783 Shit. 1014 01:26:20,910 --> 01:26:24,860 It's a tough call. You're a bastard. 1015 01:26:24,956 --> 01:26:26,201 Yep. 1016 01:26:29,752 --> 01:26:31,163 Oh, shit... 1017 01:26:36,425 --> 01:26:38,465 Don't drink too much punch. 1018 01:26:51,315 --> 01:26:53,355 Stanley, you kill me. 1019 01:26:53,442 --> 01:26:57,939 - How does that work? - That's not what I practise... 1020 01:26:58,030 --> 01:27:00,652 - You want some more? - Yeah. 1021 01:27:00,741 --> 01:27:04,110 Tracy. Hey, Paul. You good? 1022 01:27:04,203 --> 01:27:07,239 So, listen... I like this. 1023 01:27:07,331 --> 01:27:09,240 She makes those herself. 1024 01:27:09,333 --> 01:27:11,705 Mohammed, one white wine, please. 1025 01:27:11,794 --> 01:27:15,839 - Willie, she is delightful. - Delightful? Are you Rex Harrison? 1026 01:27:15,923 --> 01:27:18,710 She's amazing. What is your malfunction? 1027 01:27:18,801 --> 01:27:23,546 She's smart, she's funny, she's got a great ass, nice rack... 1028 01:27:23,639 --> 01:27:26,889 - Nice rack. - She's charming, rich, great ass... 1029 01:27:26,976 --> 01:27:30,012 - You mentioned that. - It's that good, Will. 1030 01:27:34,191 --> 01:27:36,647 - Hey, Frank? - Hey, Tommy. 1031 01:27:36,736 --> 01:27:39,653 - Get a Bud? - Sure. 1032 01:27:57,298 --> 01:28:01,711 - You're beautiful. - Always room for improvement. 1033 01:28:01,802 --> 01:28:05,254 Do you know who you look like? Ally Sheedy. 1034 01:28:05,348 --> 01:28:08,763 Do you know Ally Sheedy? Whatever happened to her? 1035 01:28:08,851 --> 01:28:12,185 She was in The Breakfast Club with the Estevez brothers. 1036 01:28:12,271 --> 01:28:15,225 - That's right. - I've never seen her since. 1037 01:28:15,316 --> 01:28:18,566 - Did you ever see Misery? - No. 1038 01:28:18,652 --> 01:28:23,991 - Cos you remind me of Kathy Bates. - Oh, don't you say that! 1039 01:28:24,075 --> 01:28:27,942 Did you hear Andera went back to Chicago? 1040 01:28:28,037 --> 01:28:31,572 She was supposed to stay for the reunion, but she just left. 1041 01:28:31,665 --> 01:28:33,457 Really? 1042 01:28:34,585 --> 01:28:37,539 What did you do to her in that shack? 1043 01:28:37,630 --> 01:28:40,584 I told you, we just talked. 1044 01:28:40,674 --> 01:28:44,672 - You told her things, didn't you? - What things? 1045 01:28:44,762 --> 01:28:49,091 - You let her behind the curtain. - Maybe she missed her boyfriend. 1046 01:28:49,183 --> 01:28:52,018 You let her behind the curtain. I know. 1047 01:28:52,103 --> 01:28:53,811 Never let 'em behind, Will. 1048 01:28:53,896 --> 01:28:58,772 You never let them see the old man working the levers of the great Oz. 1049 01:28:58,859 --> 01:29:02,228 They're all sisters, Willie. They aren't allowed back there. 1050 01:29:02,321 --> 01:29:03,981 They mustn't see. 1051 01:29:06,867 --> 01:29:12,028 Tell me the truth. You stay up nights thinking about this shit? 1052 01:29:12,123 --> 01:29:14,744 You say it like it's a bad thing. 1053 01:29:36,439 --> 01:29:38,561 Hi, Darian. Good to see you. 1054 01:29:38,649 --> 01:29:40,024 Susan. 1055 01:29:42,528 --> 01:29:45,482 - ...and your last name? - Smalls. 1056 01:29:49,410 --> 01:29:52,577 Say, didn't you used to be Darian Smalls? 1057 01:29:52,663 --> 01:29:57,159 - That's right. - I'm Peter Gropeman. Remember me? 1058 01:29:57,251 --> 01:29:58,626 No. 1059 01:29:59,462 --> 01:30:03,673 I used to have a weight problem. You called me Peter the Eater. 1060 01:30:03,757 --> 01:30:07,969 - You made me cry in seventh grade. - I did? 1061 01:30:08,053 --> 01:30:09,880 I'm sorry. 1062 01:30:09,972 --> 01:30:12,261 You here alone? 1063 01:30:15,144 --> 01:30:20,185 - Yeah, I guess I am. - That's weird. Darian Smalls alone. 1064 01:30:20,274 --> 01:30:22,563 God you were something in those days. 1065 01:30:22,651 --> 01:30:24,691 You were beautiful. 1066 01:30:25,821 --> 01:30:29,237 But if you don't mind me saying, mean as a snake. 1067 01:30:30,951 --> 01:30:32,991 You were as mean as a snake. 1068 01:30:51,138 --> 01:30:53,807 Hello, Tom. 1069 01:30:53,891 --> 01:30:55,469 Steve. 1070 01:30:55,559 --> 01:30:58,644 How come you're not at the reunion? 1071 01:30:58,729 --> 01:31:02,643 - Wasn't into it. - Won't Darian be disappointed? 1072 01:31:05,194 --> 01:31:07,233 - Did she go? - Yeah. 1073 01:31:07,321 --> 01:31:10,571 - That's nice. - Can I buy you a drink? 1074 01:31:11,700 --> 01:31:15,568 - No, I got one. - Come on, Tom. One drink. 1075 01:31:15,663 --> 01:31:18,533 I was just gonna be leaving. 1076 01:31:18,624 --> 01:31:20,451 OK. 1077 01:31:21,293 --> 01:31:24,413 Let me see if I got this straight. 1078 01:31:24,505 --> 01:31:29,499 I can't buy you a drink, but you can stick your dick into my wife. 1079 01:31:32,096 --> 01:31:35,299 - Frank, shot of rye. - Two. 1080 01:31:38,602 --> 01:31:41,307 See, I think it's Knight's Ridge. 1081 01:31:41,397 --> 01:31:44,267 Fucking working-class towns, man. 1082 01:31:44,358 --> 01:31:47,193 Girls here see a tool belt, they get moist. 1083 01:31:47,278 --> 01:31:50,777 I got an extra one I can lend you, Steve. 1084 01:31:50,864 --> 01:31:54,565 Hook you up with some vice grips, ratchet... 1085 01:31:54,660 --> 01:31:57,696 Don't fuck with me, man. 1086 01:31:59,665 --> 01:32:03,579 Don't worry about them, either. This is me and you. 1087 01:32:03,669 --> 01:32:06,919 You know, I don't think it is, Steve. 1088 01:32:07,006 --> 01:32:11,881 You don't strike me as the type who fights his own battles, 1089 01:32:11,969 --> 01:32:14,923 but I give you the benefit of the doubt. 1090 01:32:16,724 --> 01:32:22,596 I tell you what. Drink your shot, go back to your boys, 1091 01:32:22,688 --> 01:32:27,979 play quarters, whatever you frat boys do and I'll get out of your hair. 1092 01:32:28,068 --> 01:32:30,144 Thanks, Frank. 1093 01:32:53,093 --> 01:32:56,462 - You couldn't leave it alone. - That's right, mother... 1094 01:33:27,378 --> 01:33:29,287 Fuck. You. 1095 01:33:38,222 --> 01:33:41,139 - Let's go. - Fuckin' lowlife. 1096 01:33:41,225 --> 01:33:43,098 Fuckin' showed him. 1097 01:33:53,445 --> 01:33:54,560 Shit! 1098 01:33:54,655 --> 01:33:56,612 - Michael! - What? 1099 01:33:56,699 --> 01:34:01,360 Frank just called. Tommy got the shit kicked out of him. 1100 01:34:01,453 --> 01:34:03,280 - By who? - Let's go. 1101 01:34:03,372 --> 01:34:08,283 - I don't think you should. - Sarah, not now, OK? Come on. 1102 01:34:08,377 --> 01:34:11,082 I'm goin'. Come on. 1103 01:34:13,382 --> 01:34:16,585 - Will? Willie? - Go. 1104 01:34:32,276 --> 01:34:35,858 - Where is he? - He didn't want me to call the cops. 1105 01:34:36,989 --> 01:34:38,863 Thanks. 1106 01:34:39,992 --> 01:34:42,993 - Who the fuck did this? - Calm down, Mo. 1107 01:34:43,078 --> 01:34:45,486 Frank, who did this? 1108 01:34:45,581 --> 01:34:48,072 Rossmore. He and his buddies. 1109 01:34:48,167 --> 01:34:50,574 - Where are you goin'? - To find Rossmore. 1110 01:34:50,669 --> 01:34:55,627 - Suddenly, he's Charles Bronson. - Get him to a hospital. Come on. 1111 01:35:05,768 --> 01:35:10,180 It's snowing. I can't believe I'm gonna have to plough tonight. 1112 01:35:11,565 --> 01:35:13,688 Tommy was sleeping with his wife. 1113 01:35:15,277 --> 01:35:16,771 So? 1114 01:35:18,405 --> 01:35:20,777 It's not like he was that innocent. 1115 01:35:20,866 --> 01:35:23,950 So he deserved that? You see his face? 1116 01:35:24,036 --> 01:35:26,990 Look, this does present a moral dilemma. 1117 01:35:32,544 --> 01:35:35,747 All right, fuck him. Let's lynch the bastard. 1118 01:35:57,069 --> 01:35:59,108 You got a plan? 1119 01:36:02,950 --> 01:36:04,325 No plan. 1120 01:36:04,409 --> 01:36:07,529 - Think he's here? - I don't know. 1121 01:36:08,205 --> 01:36:11,159 - Fucking douchebag, man. - Easy, Mo. 1122 01:36:11,250 --> 01:36:13,289 Take it easy. 1123 01:36:13,836 --> 01:36:17,536 You fuck with my friend, you fuck with me! 1124 01:36:17,631 --> 01:36:22,376 Beat up my friend, you beat up me! You fuck with me, you fuck with you! 1125 01:36:22,469 --> 01:36:25,387 You get mad when you drink, you don't drink! 1126 01:36:26,682 --> 01:36:29,801 - What are you talking about? - Don't talk back. 1127 01:36:32,688 --> 01:36:34,727 - What? - We got company. 1128 01:36:35,691 --> 01:36:39,060 The cavalry has arrived. Assholes. 1129 01:36:52,791 --> 01:36:54,831 Car trouble, fellas? 1130 01:36:57,588 --> 01:36:59,627 I didn't even see you! 1131 01:37:04,469 --> 01:37:07,755 Now, where were we, shithead? 1132 01:37:12,978 --> 01:37:15,184 Daddy, what's going on? 1133 01:37:19,651 --> 01:37:23,566 I'm just trying to save my family here, man, all right? 1134 01:37:33,457 --> 01:37:37,122 - Just stay away from us, Stevie. - Come on. 1135 01:37:39,504 --> 01:37:42,838 Hey, darlin', just go back inside. I'll be right in. 1136 01:37:42,925 --> 01:37:44,632 OK. 1137 01:37:54,519 --> 01:37:57,604 - All right? - Yeah, let's get outta here. 1138 01:38:01,652 --> 01:38:04,736 Fuckin' kids comin' out and shit... 1139 01:38:04,821 --> 01:38:07,491 - What did you say? - Just babbling. 1140 01:38:07,574 --> 01:38:09,199 See you, fellas. 1141 01:38:43,568 --> 01:38:45,976 - How is he? - I don't know. 1142 01:38:46,071 --> 01:38:49,772 - What did they say? - They didn't say nothin'. 1143 01:38:50,701 --> 01:38:53,904 - How are you? - You guys do your macho things? 1144 01:38:53,996 --> 01:38:58,040 We just went over and Mo pushed him around a bit. 1145 01:39:02,087 --> 01:39:08,540 - Did you tell Annie we'd be late? - Yeah. I told her to sleep over. 1146 01:39:08,635 --> 01:39:13,344 - That was good. - You OK? 1147 01:39:13,432 --> 01:39:15,223 Yeah. 1148 01:39:15,308 --> 01:39:17,978 - I'm sorry. - Just don't... 1149 01:39:18,061 --> 01:39:20,101 - I'm sorry. - I know. 1150 01:39:21,898 --> 01:39:23,642 I love you, baby. 1151 01:39:23,734 --> 01:39:26,651 Miss, would you check on room 309, please? 1152 01:39:26,737 --> 01:39:29,654 - You haven't heard anything? - Here we go. 1153 01:39:30,532 --> 01:39:33,105 - Who called her? - I don't know. 1154 01:39:33,201 --> 01:39:35,443 Who do you think? Me. 1155 01:39:35,537 --> 01:39:39,120 - What's up? - He's gonna be OK. 1156 01:39:39,207 --> 01:39:43,704 He has a concussion, two broken ribs and took about 30 stitches. 1157 01:39:43,795 --> 01:39:47,378 - But he's gonna be OK? - Yeah. He's gonna be fine. 1158 01:39:47,466 --> 01:39:50,135 He said it's snowing and that somebody should... 1159 01:39:50,218 --> 01:39:53,006 ...sand his lots. Got it. 1160 01:39:53,096 --> 01:39:55,172 Go get 'em, Kev. 1161 01:39:55,265 --> 01:40:00,686 - I'll be by tomorrow to say goodbye. - Wait. Where are you goin'? 1162 01:40:00,771 --> 01:40:02,847 We're going back tomorrow. 1163 01:40:02,939 --> 01:40:05,181 - Just like that? - Just like that. 1164 01:40:13,825 --> 01:40:15,569 Is the couch OK? 1165 01:40:15,660 --> 01:40:18,827 Yeah, yeah. It's fine. 1166 01:40:20,123 --> 01:40:22,282 Sorry about tonight. 1167 01:40:22,375 --> 01:40:24,202 - I had fun. - Yeah? 1168 01:40:24,294 --> 01:40:27,663 It's pretty lively around here. 1169 01:40:27,756 --> 01:40:30,757 So how come you're coming back with me? 1170 01:40:30,842 --> 01:40:33,927 I don't know. Cos I want to. 1171 01:40:37,265 --> 01:40:41,927 - I'm not gonna take that sales job. - I don't think you should. 1172 01:40:42,020 --> 01:40:46,314 - How come? - Piano players are sexy. 1173 01:40:46,399 --> 01:40:49,519 Salesmen are uncles. 1174 01:40:49,611 --> 01:40:51,651 And uncles aren't sexy. 1175 01:40:51,738 --> 01:40:53,731 Not usually. 1176 01:41:02,499 --> 01:41:05,749 Wait, wait. This is so weird. 1177 01:41:05,836 --> 01:41:08,457 You've never had sex in here before? 1178 01:41:08,547 --> 01:41:11,038 Not with another person. 1179 01:41:21,351 --> 01:41:23,225 So... 1180 01:41:25,480 --> 01:41:28,896 So how are you holding up? Are you in pain? 1181 01:41:28,984 --> 01:41:30,692 I'm OK. 1182 01:41:35,365 --> 01:41:37,441 You look nice. 1183 01:41:37,534 --> 01:41:41,152 Thanks. I was on a date. 1184 01:41:44,791 --> 01:41:48,290 - Did you have fun? - It was OK. 1185 01:41:49,588 --> 01:41:51,414 It's weird. 1186 01:41:53,300 --> 01:41:55,423 What is? 1187 01:41:55,510 --> 01:42:00,338 I'm just lying here and I'm wondering... 1188 01:42:01,641 --> 01:42:03,764 how I got here, you know? 1189 01:42:05,520 --> 01:42:10,763 I don't mean here, I mean how I got here... 1190 01:42:10,859 --> 01:42:14,109 How I'm not anything like... 1191 01:42:14,196 --> 01:42:17,446 what I'd hoped that I'd be, you know? 1192 01:42:25,540 --> 01:42:30,831 I'm not even close to the guy I thought I'd end up being. 1193 01:42:33,590 --> 01:42:36,211 And it kind of blows. 1194 01:42:37,260 --> 01:42:39,004 You know? 1195 01:42:42,140 --> 01:42:47,383 When I think about that guy that I thought I was gonna be... 1196 01:42:50,857 --> 01:42:52,814 there's a... 1197 01:42:53,985 --> 01:42:58,943 there's this girl next to him, with him... 1198 01:43:01,493 --> 01:43:04,494 and I don't know... 1199 01:43:06,122 --> 01:43:08,329 she looks sorta like you. 1200 01:43:10,835 --> 01:43:14,204 - Sorta? - Exactly. 1201 01:43:17,092 --> 01:43:18,669 Exactly sorta. 1202 01:44:34,919 --> 01:44:37,161 - Hey. - Hey. 1203 01:44:40,550 --> 01:44:42,590 You look excellent. 1204 01:44:44,929 --> 01:44:46,887 Did you guys fuck up Rossmore? 1205 01:44:46,973 --> 01:44:52,050 No, we put the fear of God into him. He was a real shit. 1206 01:44:53,229 --> 01:44:57,523 - He had a right to be pissed. - How's she doing? 1207 01:44:58,902 --> 01:45:00,313 She's fine. 1208 01:45:00,403 --> 01:45:03,653 Yeah. You're not gonna fuck it up with her, are you? 1209 01:45:07,118 --> 01:45:09,111 What do you think? 1210 01:45:09,204 --> 01:45:14,411 She's one of the good ones. Why do we always fuck up the good ones? 1211 01:45:15,960 --> 01:45:18,796 I don't know. I've been pretty successful at it. 1212 01:45:20,799 --> 01:45:23,669 Listen, I just came by to say goodbye. 1213 01:45:23,760 --> 01:45:26,595 - I'm taking off. - Taking off? 1214 01:45:26,679 --> 01:45:29,349 - Yeah. - All right. 1215 01:45:29,432 --> 01:45:32,635 Listen, maybe I'll come down and visit. 1216 01:45:32,727 --> 01:45:35,681 Yeah, right. Like, what, spring? 1217 01:45:36,981 --> 01:45:39,057 - Spring. - Spring. 1218 01:45:39,776 --> 01:45:40,974 Hey. 1219 01:45:41,069 --> 01:45:45,565 - Don't be a stranger. - All right. Take care of each other. 1220 01:45:45,657 --> 01:45:47,899 Right. 1221 01:45:48,827 --> 01:45:52,659 - Surprise! - Oh, shit! 1222 01:45:54,165 --> 01:45:55,743 - Hey! - Hey! 1223 01:45:55,834 --> 01:46:00,211 - Tough guy, how you feelin'? - I've been better. You takin' off? 1224 01:46:00,296 --> 01:46:02,419 Yeah, I'm goin' home. 1225 01:46:02,507 --> 01:46:07,335 - Listen, say goodbye to Sarah. - Say goodbye to Tracy. 1226 01:46:07,429 --> 01:46:09,920 You figure any of that shit out? 1227 01:46:10,014 --> 01:46:12,256 You know. I'm working on it. 1228 01:46:12,350 --> 01:46:14,426 Good. 1229 01:46:14,519 --> 01:46:17,769 - I better get in there. - See you soon. 1230 01:46:17,856 --> 01:46:20,560 All right, buddy. I love you, man. 1231 01:46:22,777 --> 01:46:25,564 How you doin', bud? 1232 01:46:33,997 --> 01:46:38,244 - I'm not used to this snow. - How long is the drive? 1233 01:46:38,334 --> 01:46:41,917 About five or six hours. If he drives, for sure five... 1234 01:46:43,339 --> 01:46:47,384 - You'll have nice weather. - It won't be too bad. 1235 01:46:47,469 --> 01:46:49,627 - Here. - Oh, thank you. 1236 01:46:49,721 --> 01:46:52,508 - Front or back? - Back is good. 1237 01:47:18,124 --> 01:47:20,876 Word is Jan and Victor are engaged, Willie. 1238 01:47:20,960 --> 01:47:24,709 - How do you feel? - She drains me. They're all sisters. 1239 01:47:24,797 --> 01:47:26,292 Each and every one. 1240 01:47:26,382 --> 01:47:28,838 - Yo, Willie boy. - Hey. 1241 01:47:28,927 --> 01:47:32,130 - So you outta here? - Yep. 1242 01:47:32,222 --> 01:47:34,345 She is a honey-limbed lovely. 1243 01:47:34,432 --> 01:47:36,306 - Nice meeting you. - You, too. 1244 01:47:36,392 --> 01:47:38,800 - Have a safe ride. - Trace. 1245 01:47:39,437 --> 01:47:42,438 This is Marty. Marty, Tracy. 1246 01:47:42,524 --> 01:47:45,394 - Hi, nice to meet you. - You, too. 1247 01:47:45,485 --> 01:47:49,483 - OK. Take care, big guy. - Thanks. 1248 01:47:54,285 --> 01:47:56,112 See you. 1249 01:48:00,750 --> 01:48:02,493 - You ready? - Yeah. 1250 01:48:02,585 --> 01:48:03,996 - Bye. - Bye. 1251 01:48:10,176 --> 01:48:12,169 Bye, Marty. 1252 01:48:12,262 --> 01:48:14,301 Later, Pooh. 1253 01:48:31,239 --> 01:48:33,397 Come back and see us, Will. 1254 01:48:33,491 --> 01:48:37,275 We'll be right here. Nothing changes here but the seasons. 1255 01:48:48,923 --> 01:48:51,295 So you're the little neighbourhood Lolita? 1256 01:48:51,384 --> 01:48:55,334 So you're the alcoholic, high school buddy shit-for-brains? 1257 01:48:55,638 --> 01:48:59,090 That little girl was cute. What was her name? Marcy? 1258 01:48:59,183 --> 01:49:01,093 No, no. Marty. 1259 01:49:01,185 --> 01:49:04,021 - Is it Martha? - No, as in Martin. 1260 01:49:04,105 --> 01:49:07,391 Named after a grandfather she never even knew. 1261 01:49:11,154 --> 01:49:14,071 - You OK? - Yeah. 1262 01:49:14,157 --> 01:49:16,030 Yeah, I am. 1263 01:49:16,117 --> 01:49:17,944 Superb. 1264 01:49:29,297 --> 01:49:30,672 Willie C! 1265 01:49:31,633 --> 01:49:33,755 Take care, man. 1266 01:49:33,843 --> 01:49:35,883 Stay cool. Stay cool forever. 1267 01:49:35,970 --> 01:49:37,630 All right, Kev.