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These are my friends,
Jerry and Marge Selbee.

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They live in Evart, Michigan.

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It's a small town that's
not exactly in its prime.

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Though, to be honest,
neither are Jerry and Marge.

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Today, they're on their way
to buy lottery tickets.

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Lots and lots of lottery tickets.

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But they're not hoping to get lucky.

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You see, they don't need luck.

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But this story doesn't start there.

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It starts with Jerry,

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getting up before dawn just like
he has every day for 42 years,

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going to work at the Corn Flakes factory,

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for what he fears will be the last time.

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It's a math problem, really.

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If you count the letters, uh,

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except the letter "I," which they skip

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because it looks like a "1",

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then you realize that "J" is February.

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And then, the last letter...

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Oh, boy.

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That designates the plant code,

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which was not easy
to figure out, but, uh...

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I did.

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Jerry,

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you don't have to work
so hard. You're retiring.

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Well, yeah. But... I...

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I don't have to be. Um...

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I know my line is shutting down, but...

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You know, I have a thing with numbers.

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Come on.

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You've served your time.
These are your golden years.

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He's the best line manager
we ever had, right?

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Absolutely.

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Hey. Why don't you
tell these guys

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how you started
working here in high school?

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You worked nights, right?

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To Jerry.- All right.

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Not everybody can pull off 42 years

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without getting fired.

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And now you have a boss
who's going to let you sleep in.

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And won't yell at me.

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Wrong about that.Oh.

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You know, you should get
your real estate license,

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just like Howard did.

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It's like having a job.

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But it's also like being retired,

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because you don't do anything.

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It's true.

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Most days, I don't even leave the house.

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Well...

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You know, I'll make it work.

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You know, I can always help
Marge around the house.

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No, you don't need to do that.

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No, I'd be happy to.

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I mean, you've been taking
care of this place for years.

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I kind of have a system.

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Oh, yeah, and a good one.

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But, you know, every system
can use an improvement.

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Oh, God. Here we go.

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Hey. I got an idea. Yeah?

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Why don't I try consulting
on some of your job sites?

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You know, find ways of
making things run better.Ah.

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You wanna walk around
on my construction site

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and tell me what I'm doing wrong? Oof.

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I wouldn't charge much.

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Oh, and I have to pay you for this?

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Darn right.- Are you going
to also come by

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and teach my wife how to grade papers?

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Hey, Dad, if I lived here,
I would welcome that.

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Thank you, Dawn.

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I'm gonna take you up on that.

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I'm gonna drive down
to Grand Rapids more often.

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Oh, whoops.

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You sold it too well.

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Shut up. Backfired right in your face.

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Yeah, sweetie? Okay.

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Can we show Pop Pop?

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Uh, yeah, you wanna show Pop Pop right now?

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Show me what?

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We got you
a retirement present.- Surprise.

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Okay.

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Open your eyes.- Open.

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Holy cow!

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A fishing boat. What...

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Do I like fishing?
I do? Okay. Yeah, you took me once.

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Yeah, now you can go whenever you want.

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Yeah, how about that?

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This is great.
Thank you.

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Thank you, thank you,
thank you.- Oh, good.

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Oh.- Dad likes it.

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And you, for keeping a secret.

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Thank you, pumpkin.

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Thank you, Doug. You like it?

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Yeah.- All right.

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My goodness.

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My goodness.- Good job.
You didn't spoil it.

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That was your one job.
You did so good. You okay?

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Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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I don't have many regular clothes.

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It's all work shirts.

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Well, we can get you more clothes.

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Hmm.

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It'll be an adjustment.

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You'll find your way.

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Hmm.

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Have you?

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Not really.
But I don't have a boat.

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You want this one?

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Nope.

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Morning, Leon. Morning, Jerry.

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Card was declined, Helen.
I'm sorry.

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Dang it. Maybe I
have cash. Let me just...

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I know you're good for it.

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Thanks, Leon.

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What are you doing out here?

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My appointment is at-00.

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No, you said you'd come at-00.

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I don't have any other
appointments. I have six clients.

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Okay.

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How do you make a living
with only six clients?

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I don't. I just became an online
travel agent. See the posters?

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Oh, yeah.

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So, why do you need posters if it's online?

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Because they were free.

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Why do you always have to understand
the reasoning behind everything?

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Oh, well.

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It's the only way
I can make sense of things.

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How's the boat?

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Water's still too cold.

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You don't get in the water.
That's the point of the boat.

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Hmm. How's my account?

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Speaking of cold...

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2% gains,

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which doesn't sound
like much, because it isn't.

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Look, you gotta be more aggressive.

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If you let me put that in stocks,
I could probably get you 10%.

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That would double your money in only...

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7.27 years.

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Literally the only time I was
going to get to use that today.

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Nope.

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This is all we've got.

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And I'm not about to gamble with it.

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It's not gambling. It seems
like a risk, but the market...

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Yeah, well, if you
could lose it, it's gambling.

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I'll call you in a month
for my next appointment.

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Don't need an appointment.Okay.

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Take out the boat.

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I may just do that.

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Oh!

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No.

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Holy cow!

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Hey, Jer.

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What's a roll down?- It's when the jackpot
hits two million

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and nobody gets six numbers.

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Then the whole jackpot rolls down

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to the people who got three or four...

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Whatever.

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Just better odds.

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Good luck. Yeah.Thanks.

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Better odds.

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Can that be right?

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All right.

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It's not gambling.

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The lottery? Yup. There's a way
to win every time.

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Are you having a stroke?

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There's a loophole

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they didn't see, and it's
right here in the math.

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Now, on a typical drawing,

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you'd have a one in 54 chance
of hitting three out of six numbers,

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and a one in 1,500 chance of hitting four.

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Odds are you'll lose every time.

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Not every time.

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I won a free ticket last week, which lost.

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But on the roll down weeks,

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the payouts to the lower numbers

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increases above the amount
that you would pay to play.

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So, the math is in your favor.

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And they missed it.

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I don't know what this says.

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Looks like the numbers a crazy
man drew on his cell wall.

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It means that on the roll down weeks,

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you're guaranteed to win.

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That can't be true.

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Why not? Because it's
the lottery, Jerry.

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There's a building of people in Detroit

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whose job it is to know how
the numbers work. And they do.

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I cannot believe you are my accountant.

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Part-time accountant.

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Full-time online travel agent.

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Hey, Mindy.

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Hey, Jerry.
Making a deposit?

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Uh, no... I...

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I'd like to withdraw $2,000.

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Yep.

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So, how are your feet?

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Been better.

197
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Rolling the tennis ball helped,

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until my manager tripped on it
and threw it into the street.

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I can bring you another one.

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They come in threes.Thanks.

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Oh, thank you.

202
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I'll be back in a couple
of days with a deposit.

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Okay.

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Oh.

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Probably be 20% more than this.

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Give or take.

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See you then.Okay.

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Thank you.

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Okay. Have a good day.

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Two thousand WinFall tickets.

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Two thousand?

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00:12:47,588 --> 00:12:48,831
Yes, ma'am.

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Good evening, folks, and welcome
to this week's WinFall lottery roll down.

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Grab your tickets, have a seat
and let's get right to it.

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The first lucky number is six.

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The second number...

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Twenty-three.

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You okay? Oh, yeah. Never better.

219
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Forty-three. So, how'd it go with the boat?

220
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Oh, uh...

221
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They said they can fix the
motor, but it's not for me.

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I mean, we're supposed to be
doing stuff together anyway, right?

223
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Thirty-one.

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You want to watch a movie?-
The next winning number is...

225
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Oh... No, I didn't
mean right now.- Ten.

226
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Well, so, when? Well, I don't know.

227
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I'm watching a program.

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You're watching this?

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No.

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Forty-three, 31, 10, and 32.

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And we hope you're a winner.

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One...

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That's one's four.

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Twenty-one, 28.

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Sixteen.

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Problem is, nobody knows about this town.

237
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Evart should start selling houses
for a dollar, like they do in Tuscany.

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Lure people here.

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00:14:36,318 --> 00:14:38,216
We can live in Tuscany for a dollar?

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Well, a Euro.

241
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That's a dollar.

242
00:14:40,874 --> 00:14:42,807
No, a little more than that.

243
00:14:42,910 --> 00:14:44,464
Jerry, how much is a Euro?

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Jerry.

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Oh.

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Sorry.

247
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Mmm.

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Full house.

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We're playing gin.

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Oh.

251
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Thank you so much.- All right.
Well, goodnight.

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Goodnight.- Take care.

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Have a good
walk home.- Okay.

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Gin, or poker, or cribbage,

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I get confused by them all.-
You don't care. You don't care.

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Scrabble.
Scrabblenext.

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All right, night.

258
00:15:24,331 --> 00:15:26,540
You're going to have
to tell me what's going on.

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I'm too old to wait it out.

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Oh...

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I missed my chance.

262
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I did everything I was supposed to do.

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Everything I had to do.

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Now it's too late to do anything else.

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Oh, your life isn't over.

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Everybody seems to think it is.

267
00:15:57,847 --> 00:15:58,986
Well...

268
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,025
Heck, I can do anything.

269
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,993
I'd still be at the factory
if they didn't cut my line.

270
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,445
But instead...

271
00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:13,656
These are my golden years.

272
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,763
Yeah, just because things didn't
work out the way you wanted,

273
00:16:16,866 --> 00:16:18,765
doesn't mean they won't.

274
00:16:18,868 --> 00:16:21,146
Good luck happens, same as bad.

275
00:16:26,359 --> 00:16:27,359
What?

276
00:16:28,361 --> 00:16:31,329
Good luck, it happens same as bad?

277
00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:34,298
Yeah. It's just math.Yeah.

278
00:16:34,401 --> 00:16:37,577
What? Oh, man. What a dummy.

279
00:16:38,612 --> 00:16:39,855
Not you. Me.

280
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:42,202
You're a genius.

281
00:16:44,031 --> 00:16:45,516
Sample size.

282
00:16:47,241 --> 00:16:49,485
That is where I went wrong.

283
00:16:49,589 --> 00:16:53,109
I didn't calculate
the frequency of probability.

284
00:16:53,593 --> 00:16:54,594
It's just math.

285
00:16:54,697 --> 00:16:56,561
Oh, I don't like math.

286
00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:58,598
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.

287
00:16:58,701 --> 00:17:01,773
Here, let me show you...

288
00:17:01,877 --> 00:17:04,051
Here. So,
if you take a coin

289
00:17:04,155 --> 00:17:06,295
and you flipped it 1,000 times,

290
00:17:06,399 --> 00:17:09,540
you might still get 60% heads.

291
00:17:09,643 --> 00:17:16,063
But if you flipped it 5,000 times,
the probability gets closer to 50%.

292
00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:20,205
The sample has to be large enough
to take luck out of the equation.

293
00:17:20,309 --> 00:17:23,243
And this is for you.

294
00:17:24,071 --> 00:17:26,626
Are you depositing a penny?

295
00:17:26,729 --> 00:17:29,387
No. No.

296
00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:30,768
No. Uh...

297
00:17:31,769 --> 00:17:33,495
I wanna make a withdrawal.

298
00:17:34,081 --> 00:17:36,636
$4,200.

299
00:17:38,327 --> 00:17:39,984
Oh, and how much does that leave us with?

300
00:17:40,087 --> 00:17:42,296
I am checking.

301
00:17:44,609 --> 00:17:46,300
A little over four.

302
00:17:46,715 --> 00:17:47,715
Okay.

303
00:17:50,788 --> 00:17:52,479
Make it six, then.

304
00:17:53,653 --> 00:17:54,688
Six? Mmm-hmm.

305
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,733
Eight?

306
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:07,874
Eight?$8,000.

307
00:18:08,702 --> 00:18:09,703
Are you sure? Hmm.

308
00:18:12,913 --> 00:18:13,983
Ninety-eight.

309
00:18:18,194 --> 00:18:19,679
Ninety-nine.

310
00:18:21,819 --> 00:18:23,407
Eight thousand.

311
00:18:25,788 --> 00:18:26,858
Thank you, Midge.

312
00:18:27,549 --> 00:18:28,550
There we go.

313
00:18:28,653 --> 00:18:29,653
Bye-bye.

314
00:18:31,656 --> 00:18:33,762
You know, every town has a thing.

315
00:18:33,865 --> 00:18:35,177
We need a thing.

316
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,075
What happened to jazz fest?

317
00:18:37,179 --> 00:18:39,630
Well, we couldn't keep
the stage up to code.

318
00:18:39,733 --> 00:18:42,011
Oh, one of those clogger
girls fell right through.

319
00:18:42,115 --> 00:18:43,427
Oh, yeah.

320
00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:44,807
Jazz fest made money, too.

321
00:18:44,911 --> 00:18:47,741
I mean, not that year,
because the girl sued us.Yeah.

322
00:18:47,845 --> 00:18:50,157
She was upset 'cause
we were still clapping.

323
00:18:50,261 --> 00:18:52,159
We thought it was part of the show.

324
00:18:52,263 --> 00:18:53,471
Oh.

325
00:18:53,575 --> 00:18:55,300
By the way, a bunch of us are pooling money

326
00:18:55,404 --> 00:18:57,475
for the lottery tonight.

327
00:18:57,579 --> 00:19:00,029
They're doing that roll down
thing, where you can win more.

328
00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:03,101
We're not lottery people.- That's probably
for the best.

329
00:19:03,205 --> 00:19:05,093
You know, there are some
people who blow thousands

330
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,519
on those things?

331
00:19:06,622 --> 00:19:08,141
You all right?- Here we go.

332
00:19:08,244 --> 00:19:10,202
What's the matter?
Take the drink.- Down the wrong pipe.

333
00:19:10,212 --> 00:19:11,213
Eating too fast.

334
00:19:13,215 --> 00:19:14,423
Yeah.

335
00:19:17,564 --> 00:19:18,564
Ooh.

336
00:19:20,084 --> 00:19:21,465
Four.

337
00:19:39,552 --> 00:19:40,552
Whoo.

338
00:20:02,195 --> 00:20:03,807
I mean, it's like a regular travel agent,

339
00:20:03,817 --> 00:20:04,817
but it's online,

340
00:20:04,887 --> 00:20:06,085
so people can act like animals

341
00:20:06,095 --> 00:20:07,259
when something doesn't work out.

342
00:20:07,269 --> 00:20:08,995
Hey, you should be traveling.

343
00:20:09,098 --> 00:20:11,653
You and Wendy used to go on
all these cruises and come back

344
00:20:11,756 --> 00:20:13,127
and call everything port and starboard.

345
00:20:13,137 --> 00:20:14,473
I didn't even know which was which.

346
00:20:14,483 --> 00:20:16,450
Depends which ocean you're on.

347
00:20:16,554 --> 00:20:19,039
Hmm. No. No.- Yep.

348
00:20:19,143 --> 00:20:20,834
She'd want you to have fun.

349
00:20:20,938 --> 00:20:22,456
It's been three years.

350
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,493
Oh, brats. Brats
and burgers. All?

351
00:20:24,597 --> 00:20:25,977
With
cheese on it.Okay.

352
00:20:26,081 --> 00:20:27,392
Brats and... Oh.- Cheddar?

353
00:20:27,496 --> 00:20:29,291
Doug, would you watch
the grill for a second?

354
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,362
See? This is
a good time. Huh?

355
00:20:31,465 --> 00:20:33,157
Mmm. I told you it'd be
worth the drive.

356
00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:34,380
No, you said you didn't know

357
00:20:34,468 --> 00:20:35,953
how many weekends you have left.

358
00:20:36,056 --> 00:20:37,230
Well, I don't.

359
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:40,405
Yeah, but the math works.

360
00:20:40,509 --> 00:20:42,166
Drive for two hours, get a free burger.

361
00:20:42,269 --> 00:20:43,650
Offsets the cost of gas.

362
00:20:43,754 --> 00:20:45,031
I don't eat meat, Dad.

363
00:20:45,134 --> 00:20:46,688
Oh, right.
I'll get the chicken.

364
00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:47,999
No, that's still meat.

365
00:20:48,103 --> 00:20:49,380
Okay.

366
00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:51,244
Is he okay?

367
00:20:51,347 --> 00:20:55,041
He just doesn't know
the formula for "I miss you."

368
00:20:55,144 --> 00:20:56,411
It is more fun when you're here.

369
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,976
I know, but you and Dad,
you gotta have fun together.

370
00:20:59,079 --> 00:21:00,149
Yeah.

371
00:21:00,253 --> 00:21:01,451
I know you've waited a really long time

372
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,256
for him to retire. I know.

373
00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:05,603
I know. We need to work on it.

374
00:21:05,707 --> 00:21:08,882
I can't even remember
the last time that we had...

375
00:21:08,986 --> 00:21:10,815
You know? What?

376
00:21:10,919 --> 00:21:13,119
Yeah. Oh, no, that's okay.
I don't need to hear about...

377
00:21:13,715 --> 00:21:14,854
Honey.

378
00:21:14,957 --> 00:21:16,269
I'm gonna get a beer.

379
00:21:16,372 --> 00:21:18,167
Okay? Okay. We'll work on it.

380
00:21:18,271 --> 00:21:20,169
I'm thinking about it anyway.- Okay.

381
00:21:20,273 --> 00:21:21,585
I wish he would.

382
00:21:23,725 --> 00:21:24,795
Whoa.

383
00:21:25,312 --> 00:21:26,382
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

384
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:29,144
No, Lizzy, Lizzy, Lizzy!
No, no, no, no, Liz.

385
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:31,215
Let's not...
Let's not open that.

386
00:21:31,318 --> 00:21:33,631
Why? I want the popcorn. I know. I know.

387
00:21:33,735 --> 00:21:36,807
But this... this popcorn's
very stale. Ugh.

388
00:21:36,910 --> 00:21:38,774
I like stale.

389
00:21:38,878 --> 00:21:41,881
Well, but this is full of
sugar. It's no good for you.

390
00:21:41,984 --> 00:21:44,746
I saw you eat seven Oreos.

391
00:21:46,092 --> 00:21:47,231
You want an Oreo?

392
00:21:47,334 --> 00:21:48,853
You ate them all, Pop Pop.

393
00:21:50,303 --> 00:21:52,305
Okay. All right. Uh...

394
00:21:52,408 --> 00:21:54,618
Let me just have it for one minute.

395
00:21:54,721 --> 00:21:56,896
Pop Pop will give it
back to you. I promise.

396
00:21:56,999 --> 00:21:59,105
You trust Pop Pop now, right?

397
00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:01,279
Let me just take one minute.

398
00:22:01,383 --> 00:22:02,626
And I'll be right out.

399
00:22:17,226 --> 00:22:18,952
Here you go.

400
00:22:19,056 --> 00:22:21,368
Take. Thanks, Pop Pop.

401
00:22:22,231 --> 00:22:23,508
Yep.

402
00:22:40,974 --> 00:22:42,389
Something you wanna tell me?

403
00:22:43,218 --> 00:22:44,668
What?

404
00:22:44,771 --> 00:22:45,772
The pantry.

405
00:22:51,019 --> 00:22:52,676
I'm playing the lottery.

406
00:22:54,608 --> 00:22:56,783
I meant the empty bag of Oreos.

407
00:23:00,787 --> 00:23:04,480
I'm playing the lottery, and I'm winning.

408
00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:07,760
I figured out the math, and I won $15,000.

409
00:23:07,863 --> 00:23:10,832
It's stuffed inside
the Frosted Mini-Wheats box.

410
00:23:11,971 --> 00:23:13,075
Wow.

411
00:23:18,874 --> 00:23:21,601
I gave $20 to Shirley's lottery pool.

412
00:23:21,705 --> 00:23:23,983
I guess it's not such a big deal now.

413
00:23:26,192 --> 00:23:27,503
I...

414
00:23:27,952 --> 00:23:29,436
I had to try it.

415
00:23:29,540 --> 00:23:32,198
I... I found this
flaw in the game,

416
00:23:32,301 --> 00:23:35,304
and I had to find out if I was right.

417
00:23:35,408 --> 00:23:37,099
Well, why didn't you just tell me?

418
00:23:37,824 --> 00:23:40,827
I... felt silly.

419
00:23:40,931 --> 00:23:44,658
We barely have enough money
to retire on as it is, and...

420
00:23:45,314 --> 00:23:46,902
This is no time to risk it.

421
00:23:49,318 --> 00:23:51,010
Yes, it is. What?

422
00:23:51,113 --> 00:23:52,218
It's time to risk it.

423
00:23:52,321 --> 00:23:53,564
Because right now we're losing

424
00:23:53,667 --> 00:23:55,739
something that matters even more.

425
00:23:56,878 --> 00:23:59,121
I've waited 40 years for it to be just us,

426
00:23:59,225 --> 00:24:01,572
and so far we kind of suck at it.

427
00:24:02,676 --> 00:24:03,676
We have Jeopardy.

428
00:24:03,747 --> 00:24:07,060
Oh, that's not
a thing. Jerry!

429
00:24:07,164 --> 00:24:08,648
I wanna have fun.

430
00:24:09,925 --> 00:24:11,582
I wanna have fun.

431
00:24:14,309 --> 00:24:17,243
Let's be
a little stupid. Huh?

432
00:24:17,346 --> 00:24:19,038
We got married when we were 17,

433
00:24:19,141 --> 00:24:20,833
so we know how to do it.

434
00:24:22,282 --> 00:24:23,525
Well, that's true.

435
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:27,529
We need something for us.

436
00:24:29,703 --> 00:24:31,844
I didn't think it would
be playing the lottery,

437
00:24:31,947 --> 00:24:35,779
but I'd rob a bank if it gave
us something to talk about.

438
00:24:36,814 --> 00:24:37,884
Okay.

439
00:24:37,988 --> 00:24:41,198
$15,000?Yep.

440
00:24:44,028 --> 00:24:46,582
If we bet the whole $15,000...

441
00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:48,964
Oh, we should.
Let's bet it all. You think?

442
00:24:49,068 --> 00:24:52,140
Yeah, 'cause I was thinking
the same thing. It's right...

443
00:24:52,243 --> 00:24:54,142
No. No,
no, no, no.

444
00:24:54,245 --> 00:24:56,661
Leon, what happened to WinFall?

445
00:24:56,765 --> 00:24:58,802
Oh, they...
they phased it out.

446
00:24:58,905 --> 00:25:01,321
What? It's gone,
just like that?

447
00:25:01,425 --> 00:25:02,944
You don't play anyway, do you?

448
00:25:03,047 --> 00:25:05,912
No.Yeah, well, I guess
people will just

449
00:25:06,016 --> 00:25:08,225
have to play the one in Massachusetts now.

450
00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:13,402
The math works. You can see
that. You're an accountant.

451
00:25:13,506 --> 00:25:15,025
Yeah. I mean...

452
00:25:15,128 --> 00:25:16,164
I mean, it looks right.

453
00:25:16,267 --> 00:25:17,717
And Massachusetts isn't that far.

454
00:25:17,821 --> 00:25:21,376
No, it's only about a 10-hour
drive if our truck doesn't break down.

455
00:25:21,479 --> 00:25:23,274
If it does, we'll get a ride.Yeah.

456
00:25:23,378 --> 00:25:24,724
From whom?

457
00:25:24,828 --> 00:25:26,864
Truckers. Yeah, they're always
looking for company.

458
00:25:26,968 --> 00:25:29,211
To murder. We'll jump out
if it gets weird.

459
00:25:29,315 --> 00:25:32,111
And they won't even know that
we have a duffle bag full of cash.

460
00:25:32,214 --> 00:25:34,423
Yeah, we'll keep that zipped up.

461
00:25:34,527 --> 00:25:36,978
All right. All right, what?

462
00:25:37,081 --> 00:25:38,151
I'm in, too.

463
00:25:38,255 --> 00:25:40,188
You sure?- No.

464
00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:43,777
But what the hell? Put me in
for 1,000.

465
00:25:43,881 --> 00:25:45,883
I just got a cruise I gotta cancel now.

466
00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:03,867
Hey. Oh.Oh. Got our dinner.

467
00:26:03,970 --> 00:26:07,353
Yeah. We're going to need
three days of food.

468
00:26:08,078 --> 00:26:08,975
Oh.

469
00:26:09,079 --> 00:26:11,081
And I found us a small town to play in.

470
00:26:11,633 --> 00:26:13,704
Yeah, keep things quiet.

471
00:26:13,807 --> 00:26:16,017
You know, like how I park a block away

472
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,570
at a good garage sale.

473
00:26:17,673 --> 00:26:19,054
Yeah? Oh.Move.

474
00:26:22,299 --> 00:26:24,508
You got a ham radio? What?

475
00:26:24,611 --> 00:26:26,510
Ham radio. We're gonna
hit some dead zones.

476
00:26:26,613 --> 00:26:29,616
I suppose I can go to Ace... Wait a minute.

477
00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:32,205
How are we on batteries?

478
00:26:32,309 --> 00:26:34,552
Uh... I...

479
00:26:34,656 --> 00:26:37,003
Ah.

480
00:26:37,107 --> 00:26:40,973
Okay. Let's get some more.
Just in case.

481
00:26:41,076 --> 00:26:43,113
Feels like we really are robbing a bank.

482
00:26:43,216 --> 00:26:46,564
Nah. It's gonna be
more fun. You take that.

483
00:26:46,668 --> 00:26:48,394
Here are the keys.

484
00:26:48,497 --> 00:26:50,258
All right. Aah.

485
00:26:50,361 --> 00:26:52,536
I got the coupons.

486
00:26:52,639 --> 00:26:53,951
All right. You grab that.

487
00:26:54,055 --> 00:26:56,022
Oh, now? Oh.

488
00:26:56,126 --> 00:26:57,403
Let's go.Oh.

489
00:26:57,506 --> 00:26:59,405
Can I get dressed first?

490
00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:06,653
Mmm.Whoo.

491
00:27:06,757 --> 00:27:08,103
You have cookies?

492
00:27:13,591 --> 00:27:15,386
Ooh.

493
00:27:51,905 --> 00:27:53,183
Doesn't look like much.

494
00:27:53,286 --> 00:27:56,393
Well, all we need is
a ticket machine, right?

495
00:28:02,019 --> 00:28:03,883
Hey, kid, those are buy one, get one free,

496
00:28:03,987 --> 00:28:05,643
'cause they're so out of date.

497
00:28:05,747 --> 00:28:07,059
They're from 2013,

498
00:28:07,162 --> 00:28:10,200
but they'll still turn your mouth blue.

499
00:28:12,098 --> 00:28:13,789
Actually, I'm gonna get them first.

500
00:28:13,893 --> 00:28:15,757
How can I help you?

501
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:19,174
We'd like to buy 8,000 WinFall tickets.

502
00:28:21,142 --> 00:28:22,488
I'm gonna get you first.

503
00:28:25,905 --> 00:28:27,389
No way is this enough.

504
00:28:28,701 --> 00:28:30,047
There's no way that was enough.

505
00:28:30,530 --> 00:28:31,669
Uh...

506
00:28:31,773 --> 00:28:34,155
Eight thousand WinFall tickets is, like...

507
00:28:35,363 --> 00:28:37,227
$29,000.

508
00:28:37,330 --> 00:28:39,988
No. 16,000.$16,000.

509
00:28:40,092 --> 00:28:42,887
And that is how much we brought.

510
00:28:44,786 --> 00:28:48,100
Well, the machine prints 1,000
tickets an hour, so you'll be here all day.

511
00:28:48,203 --> 00:28:50,792
And let me tell you from
experience, being here all day sucks.

512
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,346
Because I'm here all day.

513
00:28:55,072 --> 00:28:59,214
Well, he's right. It's gonna
take eight hours.

514
00:29:00,146 --> 00:29:01,872
I can do it. Let's get rolling.

515
00:29:01,975 --> 00:29:05,876
You want us? Yeah, come on.
I got work to do.

516
00:29:05,979 --> 00:29:08,465
I'm busy. Well, can you show us
how it works?

517
00:29:08,568 --> 00:29:09,914
You'll figure it out.

518
00:29:10,018 --> 00:29:12,296
Sorry, the motel's not so great.

519
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,609
The Pick and Shovel.

520
00:29:14,712 --> 00:29:16,093
Perfect name.

521
00:29:16,197 --> 00:29:18,889
Because it's what you need to dig a grave.

522
00:29:18,992 --> 00:29:21,650
Hah. Reminds me
of our wedding night.

523
00:29:21,754 --> 00:29:23,204
Huh?

524
00:29:23,307 --> 00:29:26,586
My dad gave me enough money
to take you to the prom.

525
00:29:26,690 --> 00:29:29,313
But then I thought, "Heck,
the prom ends at midnight,

526
00:29:29,417 --> 00:29:31,936
"but a marriage, that lasts forever.

527
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,628
"And it's 20 bucks cheaper."

528
00:29:33,731 --> 00:29:36,148
Which you spent on a Days Inn.

529
00:29:36,251 --> 00:29:39,012
Oh, on our honeymoon.Yeah.

530
00:29:39,116 --> 00:29:42,844
Well, I'm glad we're being crazy.

531
00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:44,984
I'd sleep in the car if I had to.

532
00:29:45,088 --> 00:29:47,090
Well, you may have to.

533
00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:49,644
I don't think this door locks.

534
00:29:49,747 --> 00:29:52,474
Oh, it's on, Jerry. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

535
00:29:56,168 --> 00:29:57,203
All right.

536
00:29:58,653 --> 00:30:00,379
Oh, you have the...

537
00:30:00,482 --> 00:30:03,520
Cross those fingers, our
very last lucky number is 21.

538
00:30:03,623 --> 00:30:09,526
Folks, those numbers, one more
time, are 23, 45, 01, 25, 06 and 21.

539
00:30:09,629 --> 00:30:12,322
All right, folks, check those
numbers. We wish you the best of luck.

540
00:30:12,425 --> 00:30:14,669
Hopefully this was your week.Okay.

541
00:30:19,501 --> 00:30:24,127
Well, we got 8,000 tickets to check.

542
00:30:24,782 --> 00:30:25,990
Let's get started.

543
00:30:26,094 --> 00:30:28,096
We'll probably see sunrise.

544
00:30:51,326 --> 00:30:56,469
The last one is a three-number winner.

545
00:30:56,573 --> 00:30:58,402
Oh, good.

546
00:30:59,231 --> 00:31:00,335
Okay.

547
00:31:02,130 --> 00:31:05,961
So we bet 16,000.Mmm-hmm.

548
00:31:07,170 --> 00:31:12,036
And the two number winners
just gives us free tickets,

549
00:31:12,140 --> 00:31:14,591
so if we count those as a push...

550
00:31:14,694 --> 00:31:17,663
Which means we made...

551
00:31:18,802 --> 00:31:21,253
$21,043.

552
00:31:21,529 --> 00:31:23,013
Oh...

553
00:31:23,116 --> 00:31:25,843
I think we're gonna need more Oreos.

554
00:31:27,707 --> 00:31:31,849
Yeah, we're all... No, heck.
There's a little piece left there for you.

555
00:31:31,953 --> 00:31:34,542
No.You sure you don't...

556
00:31:34,645 --> 00:31:35,957
No, thank you.

557
00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:58,842
They just said,
"Congratulations." Huh.

558
00:31:58,945 --> 00:32:00,326
Of course they did.

559
00:32:00,430 --> 00:32:02,294
It's not against the rules to buy tickets.

560
00:32:02,397 --> 00:32:05,918
I thought an alarm would go
off and they'd start yelling at me.

561
00:32:06,021 --> 00:32:08,023
So did I.

562
00:32:09,404 --> 00:32:12,304
Do you really think
we're the only ones who know?

563
00:32:31,599 --> 00:32:35,844
Hey, why are there ultrasonic
sensors on our toilet stalls?

564
00:32:35,948 --> 00:32:37,398
Bathroom vacancy grid.

565
00:32:37,501 --> 00:32:40,228
I got tired of walking in there
and seeing feet under every stall.

566
00:32:40,332 --> 00:32:43,266
So, now I know that when
the light is green, the toilet is...

567
00:32:43,369 --> 00:32:45,268
Well, not clean,
but nobody is sitting on it.

568
00:32:45,371 --> 00:32:47,291
We're supposed to be doing
our research projects.

569
00:32:47,304 --> 00:32:48,304
I am.

570
00:32:48,374 --> 00:32:49,927
Bathroom lights? No. That'd be stupid.

571
00:32:50,031 --> 00:32:51,191
I'm doing one on the lottery.

572
00:32:51,274 --> 00:32:53,793
Ah. That's way
more stupid.

573
00:32:53,897 --> 00:32:55,174
It's not. I'm evaluating

574
00:32:55,278 --> 00:32:58,729
the exact odds of winning
Power ball versus Mega Millions.

575
00:32:58,833 --> 00:33:01,732
Okay. Yeah, it's stupid.
Whatever. I'll still get a B.

576
00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:04,356
What are these?

577
00:33:04,459 --> 00:33:07,151
The smaller state games.
I need them for comparison.

578
00:33:07,255 --> 00:33:09,602
Sweet. The handicapped
stall is open.

579
00:33:47,571 --> 00:33:49,124
Jerry, pull over.

580
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,645
Come on, pull over. We're
only a mile from home.

581
00:33:52,749 --> 00:33:53,991
No.You can't hold it?

582
00:33:54,095 --> 00:33:55,476
It's not that.

583
00:33:56,718 --> 00:33:58,237
Okay. Okay.

584
00:34:17,014 --> 00:34:18,637
Marge, how long is this gonna take?

585
00:34:18,740 --> 00:34:20,466
'Cause I actually have to go.

586
00:34:22,330 --> 00:34:25,540
Did you ever think maybe the
world wasn't passing you by?

587
00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:29,372
Maybe you were meant to be here.

588
00:34:30,821 --> 00:34:32,271
To work in the factory

589
00:34:32,375 --> 00:34:34,618
and to care about all these
people the way you do,

590
00:34:34,722 --> 00:34:38,450
because the day would come
when you could help them.

591
00:34:41,176 --> 00:34:43,075
What do you mean?

592
00:34:43,178 --> 00:34:46,768
Well, you said the more
we bet, the better the odds.

593
00:35:01,818 --> 00:35:03,267
I did say that.

594
00:35:09,377 --> 00:35:11,862
So you wanna start a corporation?

595
00:35:11,966 --> 00:35:13,381
Bring in the whole town.

596
00:35:13,485 --> 00:35:16,142
If we sell shares, we'll have
more capital to invest.

597
00:35:16,246 --> 00:35:18,282
Go big or go home.

598
00:35:18,386 --> 00:35:20,837
Then we'll split the profits
with the shareholders.

599
00:35:20,940 --> 00:35:22,321
Everybody rides.

600
00:35:22,425 --> 00:35:23,692
Will you stop talking like that?

601
00:35:23,702 --> 00:35:25,635
Sorry. I'm just
really into it.

602
00:35:25,738 --> 00:35:27,119
She's really into it.

603
00:35:27,222 --> 00:35:28,569
Because she knows it'll work.

604
00:35:28,672 --> 00:35:29,777
House always wins.

605
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:30,881
Stop it.

606
00:35:32,124 --> 00:35:33,840
You really think
people will come in on this?

607
00:35:33,850 --> 00:35:35,127
Yup. You did.

608
00:35:35,230 --> 00:35:37,550
Yeah, but I'm a depressed
widower with nothing to live for.

609
00:35:37,578 --> 00:35:40,235
You wanna buy
more shares, then? Yes!

610
00:35:41,167 --> 00:35:42,859
And that about does it.

611
00:35:42,962 --> 00:35:44,481
Any questions?

612
00:35:44,585 --> 00:35:48,347
So, uh, GS
Investment Strategies? That's right.

613
00:35:48,451 --> 00:35:51,039
We've got a business license
and everything.

614
00:35:51,143 --> 00:35:52,213
Not much of a name.

615
00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:53,663
Well, don't worry about the name.

616
00:35:53,766 --> 00:35:55,286
You need "lottery" in there somewhere.

617
00:35:55,319 --> 00:35:56,735
Well, the name's not important.

618
00:35:56,838 --> 00:36:00,601
It is if you wanna sell the
idea. I took a class on marketing.

619
00:36:00,704 --> 00:36:05,951
Well, the idea sells itself. You buy a
share for $500 and you make a profit.

620
00:36:06,054 --> 00:36:07,987
It's that simple. Do you have a logo?

621
00:36:08,091 --> 00:36:09,782
Don't need a logo. Logos help.

622
00:36:09,886 --> 00:36:11,784
I have a pig on a tractor.

623
00:36:13,268 --> 00:36:17,272
Yeah. Okay, look, you all
have known me for years.

624
00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:20,344
This will work, and it'll help everybody.

625
00:36:20,448 --> 00:36:21,967
What if we want in,

626
00:36:22,070 --> 00:36:25,729
but we're behind on our bills,
and don't have enough for a share?

627
00:36:25,833 --> 00:36:27,938
Do you accept other forms of payment?

628
00:36:28,318 --> 00:36:29,388
Like what?

629
00:36:42,850 --> 00:36:43,920
Wait, wait, wait.

630
00:36:44,023 --> 00:36:45,404
Got it all right here.

631
00:36:45,508 --> 00:36:47,164
Oh, we're in.

632
00:36:47,268 --> 00:36:49,442
I've never done
anything criminal like this.

633
00:36:49,546 --> 00:36:51,548
No, Shirley, it's not criminal.

634
00:36:51,652 --> 00:36:55,345
We're gonna pay taxes on all
the winnings and claim expenses.

635
00:36:55,448 --> 00:36:57,658
Jerry's got it all worked out.

636
00:36:57,761 --> 00:37:00,833
Your mother and I are going into business.

637
00:37:00,937 --> 00:37:03,595
Are you selling her toffee or something?

638
00:37:03,698 --> 00:37:06,598
No. We're gonna play
the lottery.

639
00:37:06,701 --> 00:37:09,566
It's 500 a share.Okay.

640
00:37:09,670 --> 00:37:12,120
Oh, yeah? Okay?
You don't wanna know details?

641
00:37:12,224 --> 00:37:14,364
No, no, no, I'm good.
It sounds great.

642
00:37:14,467 --> 00:37:16,227
You can see in
the first three plays Dad, Dad.

643
00:37:16,297 --> 00:37:17,564
That we've increased our profit.

644
00:37:17,574 --> 00:37:19,334
It's just not for me.

645
00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:22,165
I just don't understand
this. It's just math.

646
00:37:22,268 --> 00:37:24,098
It's always just math.

647
00:37:24,201 --> 00:37:26,539
It's like sorting through coins,
looking for buffalo nickels,

648
00:37:26,549 --> 00:37:28,378
because you had calculated there was,

649
00:37:28,481 --> 00:37:30,725
what, one in every
seven rolls or something?

650
00:37:30,829 --> 00:37:32,934
Yeah. We made $600.

651
00:37:33,038 --> 00:37:37,318
We sorted through coins every
weekend for a month. I was 12.

652
00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:38,664
It was fun.

653
00:37:40,355 --> 00:37:43,635
It would have been nice to just
throw the football or something.

654
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,466
Look, I'm...

655
00:37:49,226 --> 00:37:51,056
Hey, Doug?

656
00:37:51,159 --> 00:37:53,393
Doug, the Porters lost power in their
barn and they want you to come take a look.

657
00:37:53,403 --> 00:37:54,603
All right.
I'll be right there.

658
00:37:54,646 --> 00:37:57,062
Okay. I gotta go.Okay. Yup.

659
00:38:02,619 --> 00:38:04,552
I'll be in your business, Pop Pop.

660
00:38:06,416 --> 00:38:09,074
How are you at logos? Good.

661
00:38:09,177 --> 00:38:10,662
Well, come here and show Pop Pop.

662
00:38:11,766 --> 00:38:12,802
Here.

663
00:38:15,701 --> 00:38:18,117
Let me give you some paper.

664
00:38:18,221 --> 00:38:20,533
And you show me what you can do

665
00:38:20,637 --> 00:38:23,778
about drawing a logo
for Pop Pop's business.

666
00:38:23,882 --> 00:38:26,505
If you wanna get that going,
push your button.

667
00:38:26,609 --> 00:38:27,989
Right there.
Push the button.

668
00:38:39,242 --> 00:38:41,900
Bill?- Hey, Jerry.
Hey, Marge.

669
00:38:42,003 --> 00:38:43,695
Hi.

670
00:38:43,798 --> 00:38:45,800
Hey, uh, if we're gonna do this again,

671
00:38:45,904 --> 00:38:48,182
I'm gonna need to charge you
for using the microwave.

672
00:38:49,562 --> 00:38:52,635
We are betting 40,000.

673
00:38:53,359 --> 00:38:54,498
You guys drug dealers?

674
00:38:54,602 --> 00:38:58,157
No. We're professional
lottery players.

675
00:38:58,261 --> 00:38:59,711
I don't think that's a thing.

676
00:38:59,814 --> 00:39:01,367
It is now.

677
00:39:01,471 --> 00:39:04,785
Listen, as much as I'd like to see
if you can stand behind that thing

678
00:39:04,888 --> 00:39:06,959
for that long without breaking a hip,

679
00:39:07,063 --> 00:39:09,623
there's no way you can buy that
many tickets before closing time.

680
00:39:09,652 --> 00:39:11,377
Can you stay open later?

681
00:39:11,481 --> 00:39:12,827
Oh, I'm afraid not.

682
00:39:14,967 --> 00:39:17,349
I'm undergoing some marital
trauma at the moment.

683
00:39:17,452 --> 00:39:19,765
Oh.Well, truth be told,

684
00:39:19,869 --> 00:39:22,181
tonight is a drinking
celebration with my buddies.

685
00:39:22,285 --> 00:39:25,944
Now, admittedly we do it out
there, in the parking lot,

686
00:39:26,047 --> 00:39:29,085
but, uh, I just can't have
customers in here.

687
00:39:29,188 --> 00:39:30,707
It's a liability.

688
00:39:32,364 --> 00:39:34,297
Well...

689
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,437
What if we weren't customers?

690
00:39:43,962 --> 00:39:45,860
I have no idea what you're talking about.

691
00:39:46,758 --> 00:39:49,968
What if we were partners?

692
00:39:50,071 --> 00:39:56,837
Bill, I'd like to introduce you
to GS Investment Strategies.

693
00:39:59,149 --> 00:40:00,772
I'm in. Can I be in?

694
00:40:04,085 --> 00:40:07,779
So I'm a shareholder, and I could
totally get you guys in if you want.

695
00:40:07,882 --> 00:40:11,265
So, it's a WinFall, so when the numbers...

696
00:40:11,368 --> 00:40:15,269
Okay, you're an investor... Okay, let's
say you've got several hundred dollars.

697
00:40:15,372 --> 00:40:20,653
Then there is these lottery
numbers. If they don't hit, you win.

698
00:40:21,447 --> 00:40:24,105
You in? You got any money?

699
00:40:25,072 --> 00:40:27,039
I believe we are done.

700
00:40:27,868 --> 00:40:29,732
Hey, I got two more shareholders.

701
00:40:29,835 --> 00:40:32,955
One of them's got to rob his parents'
house real quick, but he's definitely in.

702
00:40:34,150 --> 00:40:36,497
That's 500 more tickets.Yup.

703
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,774
All right.

704
00:40:37,878 --> 00:40:39,569
You want a bong hit real quick?

705
00:40:39,672 --> 00:40:42,468
I don't know what that is.- Marge?

706
00:40:42,572 --> 00:40:45,678
No thanks, Bill. All right. Ow!

707
00:40:50,407 --> 00:40:52,547
Our next number is 46...

708
00:40:53,272 --> 00:40:54,998
Number 24...

709
00:40:55,102 --> 00:40:59,002
And our very last number for
today is number 23.

710
00:40:59,106 --> 00:41:03,144
So, one more time, those
numbers are 05, 21, 39, 46, 24, 23...

711
00:41:03,248 --> 00:41:05,629
Okay, here we go.

712
00:41:05,733 --> 00:41:08,632
No more
cigarette burns, huh? Yeah.

713
00:41:13,051 --> 00:41:14,604
Well...

714
00:41:14,707 --> 00:41:19,643
I guess we fire up some
of that delicious motel coffee

715
00:41:20,403 --> 00:41:22,405
and get started.

716
00:41:22,508 --> 00:41:24,062
Or it could wait till morning.

717
00:41:24,890 --> 00:41:25,995
Tomorrow?

718
00:41:41,148 --> 00:41:42,563
Oh.

719
00:41:44,461 --> 00:41:45,911
Hmm.

720
00:41:53,332 --> 00:41:54,817
The lottery?

721
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,542
Lottery winners get a lot of clicks.

722
00:41:56,646 --> 00:41:58,648
I don't do clicks. I do news.

723
00:41:58,751 --> 00:42:01,754
Do you not see all these empty cubicles?

724
00:42:02,652 --> 00:42:04,827
Just poke around for something.

725
00:42:05,517 --> 00:42:07,174
Find me a headline that I can

726
00:42:07,277 --> 00:42:09,245
throw in the Spotlight section.

727
00:42:16,666 --> 00:42:19,358
Hmm.

728
00:42:19,462 --> 00:42:24,122
Oh, nice thing about this mattress
is, we both roll to the center.

729
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:29,230
I don't think I can get out if I tried.

730
00:42:29,334 --> 00:42:30,956
Well, we have time.

731
00:42:32,682 --> 00:42:34,995
What? What the heck?

732
00:42:35,098 --> 00:42:37,273
Hey, hey, all right, all right.

733
00:42:38,861 --> 00:42:41,173
Got the wrong room.
Got the wrong room.

734
00:42:41,277 --> 00:42:43,037
It came in! What did?

735
00:42:43,141 --> 00:42:46,489
The lottery sends a tally of all
the winnings sold by the store.

736
00:42:46,592 --> 00:42:50,044
WinFall tickets won $82,000.

737
00:42:51,528 --> 00:42:54,773
And how many WinFall tickets
did you sell at your store?

738
00:42:54,877 --> 00:42:57,465
Just yours, plus six more. Yes!

739
00:42:57,569 --> 00:42:59,260
To me. But those didn't win.

740
00:43:00,503 --> 00:43:01,676
We doubled it. We doubled it.

741
00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:03,575
We doubled it!

742
00:43:03,678 --> 00:43:04,678
We doubled it!

743
00:43:05,853 --> 00:43:07,268
We doubled it!

744
00:43:49,621 --> 00:43:52,106
Whoo!

745
00:44:01,736 --> 00:44:03,359
It's Steve.

746
00:44:03,462 --> 00:44:04,462
Hey, Steve.

747
00:44:04,532 --> 00:44:06,017
Hey, Jerry.

748
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:09,606
I was just checking to see how
we did. Um, you know, curious.

749
00:44:09,710 --> 00:44:13,127
I will be sending out an
official shareholder report.

750
00:44:13,231 --> 00:44:15,958
Yeah, yeah, right, right, but you know...

751
00:44:16,061 --> 00:44:18,029
He wants to know.
What do you think?

752
00:44:21,377 --> 00:44:24,242
Well, we doubled it.

753
00:44:24,345 --> 00:44:25,345
We doubled it!

754
00:44:36,150 --> 00:44:37,324
Shh.

755
00:45:01,624 --> 00:45:03,464
This can't be real. I
didn't believe it either,

756
00:45:03,488 --> 00:45:06,698
but I've been running simulations
during the drawings, and it's right.

757
00:45:06,801 --> 00:45:09,356
If you bet at least 10 grand,
the odds tilt towards the buyer.

758
00:45:09,459 --> 00:45:11,693
Can you get money
from your dad? I'm not asking him for shit.

759
00:45:11,703 --> 00:45:14,154
Why not? His name is on a
building. I think he can afford it.

760
00:45:14,257 --> 00:45:15,707
Because this is mine.

761
00:45:15,810 --> 00:45:17,088
Do you have 10 grand? No.

762
00:45:19,159 --> 00:45:20,574
I have a dorm.

763
00:45:20,677 --> 00:45:22,024
Okay, that is one slice of pizza

764
00:45:22,127 --> 00:45:23,542
per person. One slice.
Thank you.

765
00:45:23,646 --> 00:45:26,166
Hey, only take a piece if
you contributed to the fund.

766
00:45:26,269 --> 00:45:31,033
The first thing you learn at Harvard
is that you're here for your future.

767
00:45:31,516 --> 00:45:32,896
Right?

768
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,415
Second thing you learn...

769
00:45:35,002 --> 00:45:36,417
Is that's all bullshit.

770
00:45:37,660 --> 00:45:39,731
There is no future.

771
00:45:39,834 --> 00:45:43,769
There is just now
waiting for you to take it.

772
00:45:43,873 --> 00:45:47,739
I found a flaw in the lottery.

773
00:45:47,842 --> 00:45:50,569
Okay? A way to beat
the game every time

774
00:45:50,673 --> 00:45:53,607
because nobody at the lottery
figured out what I did.

775
00:45:53,710 --> 00:45:56,575
But it only works if you can bet big.

776
00:45:56,679 --> 00:46:02,271
So, tell your parents that you
have new lab fees, or need books,

777
00:46:02,374 --> 00:46:04,204
or got an STD.

778
00:46:05,964 --> 00:46:11,590
Whatever it takes, because if we
pull this off, then we are legends!

779
00:46:14,835 --> 00:46:19,115
Also, I'm gonna need you all
to fill out about 300 lottery slips,

780
00:46:19,219 --> 00:46:20,806
so we don't bet duplicates.

781
00:46:20,910 --> 00:46:22,498
Here you go. That's for you.

782
00:46:23,499 --> 00:46:24,534
Thank you.

783
00:46:27,779 --> 00:46:29,401
You're not filling any out?

784
00:46:29,505 --> 00:46:31,403
No. I'm in charge.

785
00:46:34,372 --> 00:46:36,995
Okay, talk to me.
So you wanna renovate it?

786
00:46:37,099 --> 00:46:39,756
Yup. All the
shareholders are chipping in.

787
00:46:39,860 --> 00:46:41,551
We're bringing back the jazz festival.

788
00:46:41,655 --> 00:46:44,796
The best music is the music
you make up as you go along.

789
00:46:44,899 --> 00:46:48,075
Ah, I'm just sad we couldn't
have had it when Prince was around.

790
00:46:48,179 --> 00:46:49,663
He wouldn't have come, Howard.

791
00:46:49,766 --> 00:46:51,182
We'll never know.

792
00:46:51,285 --> 00:46:53,622
You guys are sure this is what
you wanna do with your money?

793
00:46:53,632 --> 00:46:55,037
You don't wanna invest it somewhere?

794
00:46:55,047 --> 00:46:57,326
We are investing it somewhere.

795
00:47:00,432 --> 00:47:01,432
All right.

796
00:47:02,227 --> 00:47:03,987
I'll give you a hand. All right.

797
00:47:04,091 --> 00:47:06,576
Doug, put it on top there.Yup. All right.

798
00:47:07,888 --> 00:47:10,062
Thank you.

799
00:47:10,615 --> 00:47:11,650
Wow.

800
00:47:12,789 --> 00:47:13,997
Why do you keep all these?

801
00:47:14,274 --> 00:47:15,516
The IRS.

802
00:47:16,414 --> 00:47:17,829
When we get audited,

803
00:47:17,932 --> 00:47:20,694
we'll need a paper trail of all
the losing tickets we bought.

804
00:47:20,797 --> 00:47:22,420
Think you're gonna get audited?

805
00:47:22,523 --> 00:47:23,697
Oh, yeah.

806
00:47:24,456 --> 00:47:25,906
Jesus.

807
00:47:26,009 --> 00:47:29,910
You know, your group hired me to
fix the amphitheater. Six-month job.

808
00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:33,051
Oh. How about that?

809
00:47:33,155 --> 00:47:35,157
Yeah, how about that?

810
00:47:35,260 --> 00:47:39,126
Well, you may wanna consider
chipping in on that.

811
00:47:39,437 --> 00:47:40,852
What?

812
00:47:40,955 --> 00:47:44,131
Well, you have a share.

813
00:47:45,581 --> 00:47:47,169
You did, from the start.

814
00:47:49,378 --> 00:47:50,448
Dad...

815
00:47:52,726 --> 00:47:54,072
You didn't have to do that.

816
00:47:54,176 --> 00:47:56,488
Oh, I didn't wanna count
nickels without you.

817
00:48:01,735 --> 00:48:05,877
I'm telling you, Dottie has done
such a great job with this bookstore.

818
00:48:05,980 --> 00:48:08,431
Yeah. You know,
Leon is renovating the hotel.

819
00:48:08,535 --> 00:48:11,089
Howard got him a deal on it,
but his commission is that

820
00:48:11,193 --> 00:48:13,954
he and Shirley get to use the
hot tub whenever they want.

821
00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:15,852
Leon will regret that.

822
00:48:15,956 --> 00:48:17,268
You are not kidding.

823
00:48:17,371 --> 00:48:18,890
Hello,
hello, everybody.- Oh, hey!

824
00:48:22,549 --> 00:48:24,723
All right.
Well, go ahead...

825
00:48:24,827 --> 00:48:26,932
Go on, sit on down.

826
00:48:27,036 --> 00:48:30,729
Uh... Uh...

827
00:48:30,833 --> 00:48:32,317
Well...

828
00:48:32,421 --> 00:48:36,632
Look, first off, I can say that
we're doing pretty darn well.

829
00:48:36,735 --> 00:48:38,461
Yes.

830
00:48:38,565 --> 00:48:42,534
Yeah. But you probably already know
that by reading your shareholder report...

831
00:48:42,638 --> 00:48:44,156
I can't get mine to open.

832
00:48:44,260 --> 00:48:45,641
Oh, do you have Word?

833
00:48:45,744 --> 00:48:47,470
I have Windows, I think.

834
00:48:47,574 --> 00:48:49,438
I'll print you one, Shirley.

835
00:48:49,541 --> 00:48:50,541
Oh, thank you.

836
00:48:50,577 --> 00:48:52,061
Anyhoo...

837
00:48:53,096 --> 00:48:55,167
As you might have imagined it,

838
00:48:55,271 --> 00:48:58,930
we're gonna use the majority
of our capital for betting.

839
00:48:59,033 --> 00:49:00,172
Yeah.

840
00:49:00,276 --> 00:49:06,144
But there are dividends
that you can access.

841
00:49:06,248 --> 00:49:11,356
Right. So, I know a lot of people would
like to see the jazz festival come back.

842
00:49:13,047 --> 00:49:17,189
And, Old Frank can sure use a
mail truck he doesn't fall out of.

843
00:49:18,915 --> 00:49:23,920
Uh, so, now on to
the profit ratios. We...

844
00:49:24,024 --> 00:49:26,578
Yes, Raj? Is there not food
at this thing?

845
00:49:26,682 --> 00:49:30,341
No. No. This is a shareholder
meeting. It's not a party.

846
00:49:30,444 --> 00:49:33,758
Then why did you have it at
00, when we all eat?

847
00:49:35,242 --> 00:49:38,625
Well, you're welcome to
all go to the diner, but...

848
00:49:38,728 --> 00:49:41,800
No, then you're not gonna
learn about the numbers.

849
00:49:43,354 --> 00:49:45,356
So, what's the next play?

850
00:49:45,459 --> 00:49:47,254
312,000 tickets.

851
00:49:47,358 --> 00:49:49,532
That's $600,000.- Yeah.

852
00:49:49,636 --> 00:49:53,122
We're betting half a million in one play?

853
00:49:53,225 --> 00:49:54,848
Oh, the money is the easy part.

854
00:49:54,951 --> 00:49:56,263
Is it? Yeah.

855
00:49:56,367 --> 00:49:58,714
It'll take four days of betting,

856
00:49:58,817 --> 00:50:01,095
two machines, 12 hours a day.

857
00:50:01,199 --> 00:50:03,374
Then why don't you
just bet the normal amount?

858
00:50:03,477 --> 00:50:04,547
Math.

859
00:50:04,651 --> 00:50:05,859
It's Newton's law.

860
00:50:05,962 --> 00:50:09,034
If you push against something,
it's gonna push back.

861
00:50:09,138 --> 00:50:10,760
And we discovered a flaw.

862
00:50:10,864 --> 00:50:15,455
But by using it, we've introduced
a variable that changes it.

863
00:50:15,558 --> 00:50:18,492
And we don't know how long
this game is gonna last.

864
00:50:18,596 --> 00:50:21,944
Then we need to make as much
money as we can, while we can.

865
00:50:22,047 --> 00:50:26,362
Get the festival going, and finish
rebuilding before it pushes back.

866
00:50:26,466 --> 00:50:27,536
Mmm-hmm.

867
00:50:27,639 --> 00:50:29,113
I ordered a second machine
from the lottery,

868
00:50:29,123 --> 00:50:30,736
but they said you're only
allowed one per location,

869
00:50:30,746 --> 00:50:33,024
so I was like, "Well, what
if I have a second store?"

870
00:50:33,127 --> 00:50:36,130
They're like, "What's the address?" I
was like, "Uh-oh. There's my mistake."

871
00:50:36,234 --> 00:50:38,443
And that's where
my buddy, Darryl, comes in.

872
00:50:38,547 --> 00:50:41,377
And, uh, we're gonna give him
an extra share, but here you are.

873
00:50:41,481 --> 00:50:45,312
You can print out 24 hours
a day, plus unlimited pie.

874
00:50:49,143 --> 00:50:50,352
Look at this.

875
00:50:51,007 --> 00:50:52,112
What's this?

876
00:50:52,215 --> 00:50:53,838
From my source at the AG's office.

877
00:50:53,941 --> 00:50:57,186
Now, the lottery has to disclose
players who claim more than 50 grand,

878
00:50:57,289 --> 00:50:58,532
five times a year.

879
00:50:58,636 --> 00:51:00,879
Sometimes the winners are fronts, you know,

880
00:51:00,983 --> 00:51:04,400
cashing tickets for people who
owe child support, or have a warrant,

881
00:51:04,504 --> 00:51:07,990
but look at this guy.
Wins big every three weeks.

882
00:51:08,093 --> 00:51:10,648
Lives in Michigan.
A retired factory worker.

883
00:51:10,751 --> 00:51:11,925
No criminal record.

884
00:51:12,028 --> 00:51:13,823
He's won this much? Yeah.

885
00:51:13,927 --> 00:51:18,103
Who drives 10 hours every month
to play the lottery in a different state?

886
00:51:18,207 --> 00:51:20,209
Yeah, that doesn't
make any sense.Right.

887
00:51:40,091 --> 00:51:41,541
Loser!

888
00:51:49,100 --> 00:51:50,929
Did that woman just rob you?

889
00:51:51,033 --> 00:51:52,241
That's my wife.

890
00:51:53,863 --> 00:51:54,864
Wow.

891
00:51:55,969 --> 00:51:57,936
Well, she certainly seems spirited.

892
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,662
Yeah, she's a spitfire.

893
00:51:59,766 --> 00:52:02,493
No, she's just pissed off
'cause I filed for divorce,

894
00:52:02,596 --> 00:52:04,554
and she didn't ever think
I'd be able to afford it.

895
00:52:04,564 --> 00:52:06,082
Huh.

896
00:52:06,186 --> 00:52:08,706
Looks like money well spent.Yeah.

897
00:52:08,809 --> 00:52:12,779
Kind of lost the magic ever
since Steely Dan stopped touring.

898
00:52:15,575 --> 00:52:17,197
You know...

899
00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:18,819
I need to find someone like you.

900
00:52:20,303 --> 00:52:23,272
Only younger. Yeah, that started off great.

901
00:52:23,375 --> 00:52:27,794
No, I mean, you know, just
someone that's still fertile.

902
00:52:27,897 --> 00:52:29,934
And their womb can have babies.

903
00:52:30,037 --> 00:52:31,245
You're not good at this.

904
00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:33,282
Oh, I'm really not.
Can you help me?

905
00:52:34,110 --> 00:52:36,699
Well, my mother used to say,

906
00:52:36,803 --> 00:52:38,943
"Kiss a few frogs, then when
you find your prince,

907
00:52:39,046 --> 00:52:41,911
"you'll realize that the frogs are
better, 'cause they make you laugh."

908
00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:46,744
Does laughing at you count?

909
00:52:46,847 --> 00:52:48,884
Bill, you need a new frog.

910
00:52:48,987 --> 00:52:50,472
I need a new frog.

911
00:52:50,955 --> 00:52:53,751
$50,000.

912
00:52:55,822 --> 00:52:58,134
Welcome to the now, bitches.

913
00:52:58,238 --> 00:53:00,102
We are going to make a shitload of money,

914
00:53:00,205 --> 00:53:01,828
but it's going to take time,

915
00:53:01,931 --> 00:53:04,209
and sweat, and passion, okay?

916
00:53:04,313 --> 00:53:07,281
So, everybody fill out two stacks of slips.

917
00:53:07,385 --> 00:53:10,215
We need to get 25,000 in
in the next three weeks.

918
00:53:17,947 --> 00:53:19,397
Something wrong?

919
00:53:19,501 --> 00:53:20,847
There's another group.

920
00:53:21,123 --> 00:53:22,158
What?

921
00:53:22,262 --> 00:53:23,746
The payout should have been bigger.

922
00:53:23,850 --> 00:53:26,428
The only thing that makes sense
is another group eating into the pot,

923
00:53:26,438 --> 00:53:28,337
so I checked sales at every store.

924
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,582
That's public information? No, I hacked
the state lottery.

925
00:53:32,065 --> 00:53:33,065
Nice.

926
00:53:33,998 --> 00:53:35,137
Wait. That's my laptop.

927
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:37,025
Yeah. You should destroy
your hard drive after this.

928
00:53:37,035 --> 00:53:39,797
Dude.Whatever. It worked.

929
00:53:39,900 --> 00:53:42,524
Look at the winnings in
Sunderland, from only two locations.

930
00:53:42,627 --> 00:53:46,735
Two locations. They'd have to buy tickets
for a week to get those kind of numbers.

931
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:50,393
They're there right now.

932
00:54:09,205 --> 00:54:13,002
Hey. I finished early tonight.

933
00:54:13,416 --> 00:54:14,901
What's the rush?

934
00:54:15,004 --> 00:54:17,524
Oh...

935
00:54:18,939 --> 00:54:21,908
You didn't think I'd forget
our anniversary, did you?

936
00:54:22,011 --> 00:54:27,292
Oh, you just got that out
of the cooler. Well, yeah.

937
00:54:27,396 --> 00:54:30,986
But I hid it behind the Yoo-hoo this
morning so that nobody would get it.

938
00:54:36,336 --> 00:54:37,648
Whoo!

939
00:54:38,752 --> 00:54:39,650
Wow.

940
00:54:39,753 --> 00:54:41,790
You know it's good when it does that.

941
00:54:43,688 --> 00:54:45,794
Beautiful plastic china.

942
00:54:47,105 --> 00:54:48,486
Here you go.

943
00:54:50,039 --> 00:54:52,386
Here's to 46 more years.

944
00:54:53,974 --> 00:54:55,458
Cheers.

945
00:54:57,599 --> 00:54:58,669
Ooh.

946
00:55:04,536 --> 00:55:07,712
I think I still owe you a prom night.

947
00:55:24,108 --> 00:55:26,697
This was easier when I was 16.

948
00:55:28,319 --> 00:55:30,908
You're even more beautiful now.

949
00:55:31,011 --> 00:55:33,807
That's the out-of-date champagne talking.

950
00:55:35,567 --> 00:55:37,259
Yeah, he really shouldn't be selling that.

951
00:55:40,124 --> 00:55:41,677
Oh. Mmm.

952
00:55:42,609 --> 00:55:44,956
No teacher to pull us apart.

953
00:55:55,587 --> 00:55:57,451
You guys are the other group?

954
00:55:57,555 --> 00:56:02,111
Oh, man. We thought it was gonna be,
like, a crime syndicate or something. Phew.

955
00:56:04,527 --> 00:56:06,219
I don't know what you're talking about.

956
00:56:06,322 --> 00:56:09,912
Sorry, we are being super
rude. I'm Tyler, this is Eric.

957
00:56:10,016 --> 00:56:11,569
We run a betting club at Harvard.

958
00:56:11,673 --> 00:56:13,398
We're called Random Industries,

959
00:56:13,502 --> 00:56:15,987
which is also the name
of my skateboard brand.

960
00:56:16,091 --> 00:56:18,714
Well, I figured there'd be somebody else.

961
00:56:18,818 --> 00:56:23,995
Me, too, but I mean, I didn't expect
this. Look at you guys. It's like Up.

962
00:56:26,757 --> 00:56:28,759
Would you like a glass of champagne?

963
00:56:28,862 --> 00:56:31,831
No, I only drink Jager
and Red Bull. But thank you.

964
00:56:31,934 --> 00:56:36,249
Oh, well, at least you'll never
have to worry about being our age.

965
00:56:38,458 --> 00:56:42,151
Look, we're really only hurting each
other by playing at the same time,

966
00:56:42,255 --> 00:56:44,671
so here's a better offer.

967
00:56:44,775 --> 00:56:48,399
You join my group,
add your capital to our pot,

968
00:56:48,502 --> 00:56:50,090
and we'll handle all the betting.

969
00:56:52,472 --> 00:56:54,577
Well, I don't know.

970
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:57,546
We kind of like to do our own thing.

971
00:56:58,029 --> 00:56:59,134
What?

972
00:56:59,237 --> 00:57:01,412
You'll get a cut without
having to do anything.

973
00:57:01,515 --> 00:57:06,555
I have an army of bettors. You won't
even have to leave your rocking chairs.

974
00:57:07,211 --> 00:57:08,522
We're good.

975
00:57:08,626 --> 00:57:11,905
This is about making money.
You like money, right?

976
00:57:12,009 --> 00:57:15,495
Well, not as much as I like other things.

977
00:57:15,598 --> 00:57:17,255
Oh, my God.

978
00:57:17,359 --> 00:57:23,710
Uh, now, look, if you two don't
mind, this is our anniversary.

979
00:57:23,814 --> 00:57:28,542
And you are killing the
ambience of our liquor store.

980
00:57:28,646 --> 00:57:31,373
You're welcome to take
a Red Bull for the road.

981
00:57:31,476 --> 00:57:33,962
Or maybe a juice box.

982
00:57:40,002 --> 00:57:41,279
You're good at math.

983
00:57:42,039 --> 00:57:43,834
Yay!

984
00:57:43,937 --> 00:57:45,977
I'm sure that helps out on
the farm, but at Harvard,

985
00:57:46,077 --> 00:57:48,908
we learn a little something
called binomial distribution.

986
00:57:49,909 --> 00:57:51,565
Look it up.

987
00:57:51,669 --> 00:57:54,144
Then you'll see why your odds are
better when you fill out your own slips.

988
00:57:54,154 --> 00:57:55,777
You're welcome.

989
00:57:55,880 --> 00:58:01,230
Binomial distribution
only considers two factors.

990
00:58:01,334 --> 00:58:04,302
Not a third, which is human
error, or a fourth,

991
00:58:04,406 --> 00:58:08,859
which is the time it takes
for you to fill in the tickets.

992
00:58:08,962 --> 00:58:14,899
You gain a whooping 32 bucks
for every $100,000 you win.

993
00:58:16,590 --> 00:58:17,799
You're welcome.

994
00:58:19,593 --> 00:58:21,285
Seriously? Shut up!

995
00:58:25,392 --> 00:58:26,738
What?

996
00:58:28,223 --> 00:58:31,467
I guess it wouldn't be a prom
without dumb teenagers.

997
00:58:34,125 --> 00:58:37,059
That reminds me of where we left off.

998
00:59:06,433 --> 00:59:08,090
So I get the house?

999
00:59:08,194 --> 00:59:09,816
Yes.
You get everything.

1000
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:14,890
Bill just wants to keep
his share of GS Strategies.

1001
00:59:14,994 --> 00:59:17,065
Whatever. I got the house.

1002
00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:22,208
Well, good luck to you, Candace.

1003
00:59:22,311 --> 00:59:25,590
You know, we had a few good
years there before it all turned to shit.

1004
00:59:25,694 --> 00:59:27,730
And I hope you find your frog.

1005
00:59:28,490 --> 00:59:29,698
Uh-huh.

1006
00:59:31,424 --> 00:59:34,841
Hey, what is GS whatever?

1007
00:59:34,945 --> 00:59:37,430
Oh, yeah. That's a little
company I'm a part of.

1008
00:59:37,533 --> 00:59:38,949
Uh, we win the lottery every month.

1009
00:59:48,130 --> 00:59:49,683
See you around.

1010
01:00:00,039 --> 01:00:02,282
I'd love to re-open the ice cream shop.

1011
01:00:02,386 --> 01:00:05,907
Well, now you can lease it
for $1.19 a year.

1012
01:00:06,010 --> 01:00:08,668
And the Downtown fund will cover the rest.

1013
01:00:08,771 --> 01:00:11,050
$1.19?Mmm-hmm.

1014
01:00:11,153 --> 01:00:14,432
Oh, it's a euro.
It's a complicated story.

1015
01:00:14,536 --> 01:00:16,124
Jerry can explain it to you.

1016
01:00:27,618 --> 01:00:29,654
Boy, oh, boy.

1017
01:00:29,758 --> 01:00:32,450
I just bought a Corvette.
Yeah, I can see that.

1018
01:00:32,554 --> 01:00:36,523
You want to take it for a ride next
week? I'm going on a cruise to Me-hi-co.

1019
01:00:36,627 --> 01:00:39,630
Oh, no, I don't think I can get into it.

1020
01:00:39,733 --> 01:00:42,115
All right, old man, suit yourself.

1021
01:00:42,219 --> 01:00:43,358
There's another group.

1022
01:00:43,461 --> 01:00:45,015
No.Yep.

1023
01:00:45,118 --> 01:00:47,431
Some kids from Harvard figured it out.

1024
01:00:47,534 --> 01:00:49,226
Well, that sucks.

1025
01:00:49,329 --> 01:00:51,021
We should be okay.

1026
01:00:51,124 --> 01:00:55,404
We're still winning enough for people
to rebuild and get the jazz fest going.

1027
01:00:55,508 --> 01:00:57,786
We just have to stay in the game.

1028
01:00:57,889 --> 01:01:00,375
And we will. Well, that's easy
for you to say.

1029
01:01:00,478 --> 01:01:03,343
You're not standing at a
machine for five days straight.

1030
01:01:04,206 --> 01:01:05,326
I said I would take a shift.

1031
01:01:05,414 --> 01:01:06,691
No, no. That's okay.

1032
01:01:06,795 --> 01:01:08,624
Yeah, because you guys like it, right?

1033
01:01:08,728 --> 01:01:11,420
Yeah, we do. Yeah, you do.
Yeah, you do.

1034
01:01:12,766 --> 01:01:14,837
So glad you got the day off.

1035
01:01:14,941 --> 01:01:16,943
Well, it doesn't feel
like I did.- Oh, oh...

1036
01:01:17,047 --> 01:01:18,945
How did you guys do this for weeks?

1037
01:01:19,049 --> 01:01:20,671
Because it's an adventure.

1038
01:01:20,774 --> 01:01:22,535
Oh, no, this is not an adventure.

1039
01:01:22,638 --> 01:01:26,780
It's getting paper cuts in a motel
filled with prostitutes and drug dealers.

1040
01:01:26,884 --> 01:01:28,644
Oh.

1041
01:01:28,748 --> 01:01:30,577
Well, Dawn, you don't have to do it.

1042
01:01:30,681 --> 01:01:32,510
Oh, no, no,
I want to. I do.

1043
01:01:32,614 --> 01:01:36,411
I mean, I never get to spend time
with you guys, and, you know...

1044
01:01:36,514 --> 01:01:40,863
Feeling trapped in a gross
hotel, filling bins with losing tickets

1045
01:01:40,967 --> 01:01:44,005
is just a memory I will never ever forget.

1046
01:01:45,454 --> 01:01:48,181
Oops. This one's a winner.

1047
01:01:48,285 --> 01:01:52,289
Oh, you missed it.Okay.
I'm done. I'm done.

1048
01:01:52,392 --> 01:01:54,798
Hey, when's the part where
you get to turn in all the winners?

1049
01:01:54,808 --> 01:01:57,742
Because I will do that. Well, that is fun.

1050
01:01:57,846 --> 01:02:01,056
We're gonna have to double check all the...

1051
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:04,094
Is there a bar at this motel?

1052
01:02:12,688 --> 01:02:14,000
Mr. Grazio?

1053
01:02:15,691 --> 01:02:18,004
Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.

1054
01:02:19,281 --> 01:02:21,835
I had some questions
about the WinFall game.

1055
01:02:21,939 --> 01:02:24,148
Well, Melanie Hawkins
handles our publicity.

1056
01:02:24,252 --> 01:02:26,978
But the game has been
a huge success for the state.

1057
01:02:27,082 --> 01:02:28,877
Not just for the state.

1058
01:02:28,980 --> 01:02:31,801
Are you aware there's a player in
Michigan winning millions every month?

1059
01:02:31,811 --> 01:02:35,504
We raise a lot of money for schools,
but nobody does an article about that.

1060
01:02:35,608 --> 01:02:39,094
Some retiree gets lucky and
they send a Spotlight reporter?

1061
01:02:39,198 --> 01:02:41,165
I didn't say he was a retiree.

1062
01:02:42,718 --> 01:02:44,198
Yeah, well, you know, it's a lottery.

1063
01:02:44,272 --> 01:02:47,206
People win. So,
wouldn't call it news.

1064
01:02:47,861 --> 01:02:49,242
I have a meeting.

1065
01:02:50,450 --> 01:02:51,900
Thanks for your time.

1066
01:02:56,180 --> 01:02:58,251
Morning, Leon.- Morning, Jerry.

1067
01:02:58,355 --> 01:03:00,805
Made you a fresh pot.
French roast.- Oh.

1068
01:03:00,909 --> 01:03:03,394
Wow. You're
getting fancy.

1069
01:03:20,998 --> 01:03:22,896
Hey, Jerry.

1070
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:26,555
They said I'd find you here.

1071
01:03:26,659 --> 01:03:27,867
What do you want?

1072
01:03:27,970 --> 01:03:29,627
This won't take long.

1073
01:03:29,731 --> 01:03:31,629
We're not joining your group.

1074
01:03:31,733 --> 01:03:32,975
I don't want you to.

1075
01:03:33,079 --> 01:03:35,495
I don't really need your capital anymore.

1076
01:03:35,599 --> 01:03:36,728
I just need you out of the game.

1077
01:03:36,738 --> 01:03:39,396
So, you're out. What?

1078
01:03:39,499 --> 01:03:43,848
See, you're not really as good at
calculating people as you are numbers.

1079
01:03:43,952 --> 01:03:48,439
So you haven't really run the math on
what somebody like me would do to win.

1080
01:03:55,481 --> 01:03:57,552
And what would you do?

1081
01:03:58,967 --> 01:04:01,832
Set an army of the smartest
kids you've ever met against you

1082
01:04:01,935 --> 01:04:03,558
and everyone you play with.

1083
01:04:05,387 --> 01:04:09,357
We hacked into the state lottery
to find where you were betting.

1084
01:04:10,634 --> 01:04:14,534
You don't think that we can
hack into your accounts?

1085
01:04:15,535 --> 01:04:18,607
Your credit? Your identity?

1086
01:04:19,884 --> 01:04:21,921
It won't be hard. I mean...

1087
01:04:22,024 --> 01:04:25,269
Most of them think a firewall is
something in their chimney, so...

1088
01:04:26,753 --> 01:04:29,100
Why are you doing this?

1089
01:04:29,204 --> 01:04:32,242
It's just math.
Nothing personal.

1090
01:04:33,243 --> 01:04:35,693
Look, you had a good run.

1091
01:04:35,797 --> 01:04:38,524
You made some cash for Mayberry.

1092
01:04:38,627 --> 01:04:40,353
But it's over.

1093
01:04:42,183 --> 01:04:43,598
Enjoy your golden years.

1094
01:05:00,270 --> 01:05:04,515
Hey, so how many days
do you think we'll need?

1095
01:05:06,276 --> 01:05:07,415
None.

1096
01:05:08,278 --> 01:05:09,589
We're out of the game.

1097
01:05:13,559 --> 01:05:14,732
Jerry!

1098
01:05:22,982 --> 01:05:25,018
Oh... Uh...

1099
01:05:26,606 --> 01:05:29,230
Okay. Uh.

1100
01:05:30,679 --> 01:05:32,543
Oh, boy. Well, uh...

1101
01:05:32,647 --> 01:05:39,343
I'm sad to report that, due to
some new variables in the game...

1102
01:05:39,895 --> 01:05:41,138
Um...

1103
01:05:41,242 --> 01:05:43,796
We're going to have to stop playing.

1104
01:05:58,811 --> 01:06:00,122
Um...

1105
01:06:01,192 --> 01:06:02,711
I am sorry.

1106
01:06:28,081 --> 01:06:33,432
So, you're really going to let some college
smart ass take all this away from you?

1107
01:06:35,848 --> 01:06:39,472
The odds that he might do
something outweigh the benefits...

1108
01:06:39,576 --> 01:06:43,787
It's not about the math.
It's about being human.

1109
01:06:49,102 --> 01:06:50,518
You know, Dad, I...

1110
01:06:52,347 --> 01:06:54,176
I've watched you spend so much of your life

1111
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:57,456
just being overlooked and pushed around.

1112
01:06:59,872 --> 01:07:01,839
Nobody knew what you could do.

1113
01:07:03,254 --> 01:07:04,532
Nobody cared.

1114
01:07:06,154 --> 01:07:11,504
And then you finally took your
shot, and you brought us all with you.

1115
01:07:12,988 --> 01:07:16,578
You know what you did? You
made our little town feel big.

1116
01:07:17,993 --> 01:07:19,547
That's why they're all in there.

1117
01:07:21,411 --> 01:07:23,240
That's why I was in there.

1118
01:07:40,844 --> 01:07:42,363
He'll be okay.

1119
01:07:49,646 --> 01:07:52,373
You know why I don't like to fish?

1120
01:07:53,615 --> 01:07:54,754
No.

1121
01:07:55,997 --> 01:07:59,828
The last time that I went,
I took him with me.

1122
01:07:59,932 --> 01:08:03,625
He was 16, 17.

1123
01:08:05,696 --> 01:08:11,633
And I started calculating
how fast the bobber was moving

1124
01:08:11,737 --> 01:08:14,740
so I can figure out
the speed of the current.

1125
01:08:16,500 --> 01:08:21,678
And then I hear him ask me,
"What do you think, Dad?"

1126
01:08:24,335 --> 01:08:28,581
And it was at that moment that I realized

1127
01:08:28,685 --> 01:08:33,068
he was talking about a girl that he liked.

1128
01:08:33,172 --> 01:08:34,484
And... Oh.

1129
01:08:35,692 --> 01:08:37,348
I had no idea.

1130
01:08:38,315 --> 01:08:39,523
You know, it's...

1131
01:08:40,697 --> 01:08:43,803
It's never been a gift.
It's been a trick.

1132
01:08:45,356 --> 01:08:47,151
Your brain tells you

1133
01:08:47,255 --> 01:08:51,570
that you see what other's don't,

1134
01:08:51,673 --> 01:08:56,782
but in the end, you're just seeing less.

1135
01:09:01,580 --> 01:09:02,960
Uh...

1136
01:09:03,064 --> 01:09:06,550
I think I'll walk home tonight.

1137
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:25,120
All right, guys, it's gonna be a big
one. It's all of us now, so make it count.

1138
01:09:25,224 --> 01:09:26,708
Go, go, go.

1139
01:09:30,332 --> 01:09:31,851
Roll down's this weekend.

1140
01:09:33,888 --> 01:09:36,304
Mmm-hmm. I know.

1141
01:09:47,349 --> 01:09:49,351
I'm just trying to do the right thing.

1142
01:09:49,455 --> 01:09:53,804
Oh, you always do.
I love that about you.

1143
01:09:53,908 --> 01:09:57,394
And that's why everyone in
town trusts you to take a chance.

1144
01:09:58,637 --> 01:10:01,571
The one thing I have never seen you do

1145
01:10:01,674 --> 01:10:05,195
is give up on a problem
before you find a solution.

1146
01:10:05,298 --> 01:10:06,886
What do you mean?

1147
01:10:06,990 --> 01:10:11,166
Well, you've calculated Tyler's
threat, and the value of the game,

1148
01:10:11,270 --> 01:10:16,240
but binomial distribution
doesn't consider the third factor.

1149
01:10:16,344 --> 01:10:19,968
That as long as you and I have each
other, we are not afraid to be stupid.

1150
01:10:23,938 --> 01:10:25,318
You're bat shit crazy.

1151
01:10:32,256 --> 01:10:33,844
Oh, there's Steve.

1152
01:10:36,295 --> 01:10:38,400
We're heading to Massachusetts.

1153
01:10:38,504 --> 01:10:42,543
Ha-ha! I see you!
Go get 'em, boy!

1154
01:11:00,630 --> 01:11:05,842
Whoa! Yeah, let's do this!
Marge! Give me five.

1155
01:11:05,945 --> 01:11:09,500
Jerry!
You're a madman. Pound me.

1156
01:11:12,745 --> 01:11:14,530
I thought it was supposed to
be more without the split.

1157
01:11:14,540 --> 01:11:19,476
Did you check for
other claims? Yes. There was one.

1158
01:11:19,580 --> 01:11:21,858
Where? Sunderland.

1159
01:11:21,961 --> 01:11:23,549
Shit!

1160
01:11:23,653 --> 01:11:26,448
He called your bluff, okay? There's
nothing we can do but accept it.

1161
01:11:26,552 --> 01:11:28,485
If there's a roll down, he's going to play.

1162
01:11:29,659 --> 01:11:32,420
Unless we create
the roll down. What?

1163
01:11:32,523 --> 01:11:34,491
It takes weeks for a roll down, right?

1164
01:11:34,595 --> 01:11:37,183
I mean, WinFall takes in 100 grand a day,

1165
01:11:37,287 --> 01:11:39,967
and then when it hits two million,
we know a roll down is coming in,

1166
01:11:40,048 --> 01:11:43,224
and everybody starts betting, and
Benjamin Button gets in his truck.

1167
01:11:43,327 --> 01:11:47,435
But if we create a roll down when
nobody expects it, we take it all.

1168
01:11:47,538 --> 01:11:49,333
We squeeze the other players out.

1169
01:11:49,437 --> 01:11:51,508
We use our hack to track the pot,

1170
01:11:51,612 --> 01:11:54,200
we wait for it to hit
a million before a drawing,

1171
01:11:54,304 --> 01:11:57,238
and then we bet a million in one
day. I mean, we own the game.

1172
01:11:57,341 --> 01:12:00,172
And where do we get $1 million?

1173
01:12:03,624 --> 01:12:06,557
As you can see by our returns, it works.

1174
01:12:06,661 --> 01:12:09,146
And with more capital,
we can control the game.

1175
01:12:09,250 --> 01:12:10,803
Is your dad in on this?

1176
01:12:11,459 --> 01:12:13,495
No. He... Um...

1177
01:12:13,599 --> 01:12:15,946
Thinks you're going to college?

1178
01:12:16,050 --> 01:12:18,673
He thinks I'm studying
to be a lawyer, like him.

1179
01:12:18,777 --> 01:12:22,504
But last time I checked, my father
never made $1 million in a night.

1180
01:12:26,336 --> 01:12:27,958
We have 14 hours to pull this off.

1181
01:12:28,062 --> 01:12:30,537
Get to your location and don't
leave until you print all your tickets.

1182
01:12:30,547 --> 01:12:33,792
Some locations might push back
on printing all day, but do not let them.

1183
01:12:33,895 --> 01:12:34,931
They work for us.

1184
01:12:35,034 --> 01:12:36,035
Let's ride.

1185
01:12:36,139 --> 01:12:37,139
Yes!- Whoo!

1186
01:12:38,072 --> 01:12:39,072
Yeah.

1187
01:12:40,730 --> 01:12:44,181
Hey. What happens
if somebody wins the jackpot

1188
01:12:44,285 --> 01:12:46,597
and we lose $1 million?

1189
01:12:46,701 --> 01:12:49,739
Beyond dropping out of school
because I blew my entire tuition?

1190
01:12:51,119 --> 01:12:53,215
I think one of those investors
might actually kill me.

1191
01:12:53,225 --> 01:12:55,227
Ooh.

1192
01:12:55,330 --> 01:12:57,747
You all right?- Yeah, I got it.

1193
01:12:57,850 --> 01:12:59,887
Oh. Okay.

1194
01:13:01,889 --> 01:13:02,993
I got the key.

1195
01:13:04,339 --> 01:13:05,720
What the heck?

1196
01:13:06,963 --> 01:13:08,067
Oh.

1197
01:13:08,171 --> 01:13:09,551
Hey!

1198
01:13:10,552 --> 01:13:11,622
We missed it!

1199
01:13:11,726 --> 01:13:14,349
What, someone actually hit all six numbers?

1200
01:13:14,453 --> 01:13:15,696
No. No. It rolled down.

1201
01:13:15,799 --> 01:13:18,215
No, that's impossible.
It's only the second week.

1202
01:13:18,319 --> 01:13:20,114
It never rolls down before three.

1203
01:13:20,217 --> 01:13:22,495
It rolled down last night,
and we missed it.

1204
01:13:25,947 --> 01:13:28,501
The Harvard group
triggered it on their own.

1205
01:13:28,605 --> 01:13:30,296
How would they know how much to bet?

1206
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:32,471
The lottery doesn't post the amount...

1207
01:13:32,574 --> 01:13:34,162
Well, they knew.

1208
01:13:35,163 --> 01:13:36,164
Jerry?

1209
01:13:38,788 --> 01:13:40,168
Where are you going, Jerry?

1210
01:13:42,412 --> 01:13:43,896
Jerry!

1211
01:14:16,377 --> 01:14:19,587
It's on the freakin' news. The
lottery didn't even see it coming.

1212
01:14:19,690 --> 01:14:21,658
This is so epic.

1213
01:14:23,971 --> 01:14:25,075
Hey, Jerry.

1214
01:14:25,179 --> 01:14:27,112
What, did you come ridin' in
on your tractor

1215
01:14:27,215 --> 01:14:28,596
to come give me a whoopin'?

1216
01:14:28,699 --> 01:14:31,012
Believe me, I wanted to.

1217
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:34,153
Part of me still does.

1218
01:14:36,500 --> 01:14:40,435
But then on the long drive here,

1219
01:14:40,539 --> 01:14:44,060
well, most of that just, poof, went away.

1220
01:14:44,163 --> 01:14:47,788
And I realized that I wasn't
really angry at you.

1221
01:14:48,478 --> 01:14:50,307
I'm disappointed.

1222
01:14:50,411 --> 01:14:51,999
Aw, you're disappointed in me?

1223
01:14:52,102 --> 01:14:54,311
No, not you.
You're insignificant.

1224
01:14:54,415 --> 01:15:00,801
No, I was disappointed that I let a
selfish kid like you get to me. Huh.

1225
01:15:00,904 --> 01:15:04,149
I was always good with math,

1226
01:15:04,252 --> 01:15:09,671
but it took a long time for me
to figure people out.

1227
01:15:09,775 --> 01:15:13,399
So, tell us, Jerry,
what did you figure out?

1228
01:15:13,503 --> 01:15:16,713
That the solution isn't numbers.

1229
01:15:16,817 --> 01:15:22,615
You told me that I was playing the
lottery because I had nothing else.

1230
01:15:22,719 --> 01:15:30,175
But the reason you won't share the
pot is because you have nothing else.

1231
01:15:30,278 --> 01:15:34,696
You think being the smartest
guy in the room is all that matters.

1232
01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:40,288
But it turns out
it's this room that matters.

1233
01:15:40,392 --> 01:15:45,155
All these bright, young people
helping you get rich.

1234
01:15:47,571 --> 01:15:50,678
How are you helping them?

1235
01:15:50,781 --> 01:15:54,233
Guess you haven't
run the math out on that, huh?

1236
01:15:56,408 --> 01:15:59,756
Anyway... my tractor's running.

1237
01:16:04,002 --> 01:16:06,107
I wish you all the best of luck.

1238
01:16:15,945 --> 01:16:18,775
What? Just get
back to counting.

1239
01:16:20,777 --> 01:16:25,644
If the Harvard team can trigger
a roll down, they run the game.

1240
01:16:25,747 --> 01:16:27,301
So we trigger our own roll down.

1241
01:16:27,404 --> 01:16:28,992
Yeah, we have enough cash.

1242
01:16:29,096 --> 01:16:30,200
No.Why?

1243
01:16:30,304 --> 01:16:33,031
Because it's not fair
to the regular players.

1244
01:16:33,134 --> 01:16:34,791
He's right.
It's not who we are.

1245
01:16:34,895 --> 01:16:36,034
But we're so close.

1246
01:16:36,137 --> 01:16:38,657
I mean, downtown is back,
the jazz fest is coming.

1247
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:41,360
If we keep winning, we could
actually hire somebody to play there.

1248
01:16:41,418 --> 01:16:42,592
You should get Steely Dan.

1249
01:16:42,695 --> 01:16:45,284
That is an amazing idea.
We should get Steely Dan.

1250
01:16:45,388 --> 01:16:47,252
We can't win if we can't play.

1251
01:16:47,355 --> 01:16:48,805
Well, this just sucks.

1252
01:16:48,909 --> 01:16:52,188
The lottery isn't stopping us,
but a bunch of college kids are?

1253
01:16:52,291 --> 01:16:55,708
Huh, that's a good point. What is? I wasn't
making a point.

1254
01:16:55,812 --> 01:16:58,953
Why isn't the lottery stopping them?

1255
01:16:59,057 --> 01:17:01,507
It's because they don't care.

1256
01:17:02,543 --> 01:17:03,785
Oh.

1257
01:17:04,407 --> 01:17:05,787
That could be our answer.

1258
01:17:11,379 --> 01:17:16,074
Always happy to meet with our
loyal players, Mr. and Mrs. Selbee.

1259
01:17:16,177 --> 01:17:19,456
Oh, please. "Jerry
and Marge" is fine.

1260
01:17:20,526 --> 01:17:21,566
What can we help you with?

1261
01:17:21,631 --> 01:17:22,804
So here's the thing.

1262
01:17:22,908 --> 01:17:26,774
The state lottery was losing
money a few years ago,

1263
01:17:26,877 --> 01:17:29,018
and hardly anybody was winning the jackpot,

1264
01:17:29,121 --> 01:17:32,883
so Mega Millions ate your lunch.

1265
01:17:32,987 --> 01:17:36,197
Then along comes WinFall,
and all that changes.

1266
01:17:36,301 --> 01:17:38,337
You folks made millions,

1267
01:17:38,441 --> 01:17:42,548
before you realized
there was a flaw in the math.

1268
01:17:43,515 --> 01:17:46,000
You probably panicked at first,

1269
01:17:46,104 --> 01:17:48,969
because you knew that
once everybody saw it,

1270
01:17:49,072 --> 01:17:51,488
that the game would collapse.

1271
01:17:51,592 --> 01:17:53,594
Except they didn't see it.

1272
01:17:53,697 --> 01:17:57,011
Only me and a few kids from Harvard.

1273
01:17:57,115 --> 01:18:00,394
Which meant that we were
pushing millions into the game,

1274
01:18:00,497 --> 01:18:03,535
and, boy, sent your profits
through the roof.

1275
01:18:05,088 --> 01:18:10,404
So, all of a sudden, your
mistake became your windfall.

1276
01:18:10,507 --> 01:18:11,784
I gave him that line.

1277
01:18:11,888 --> 01:18:14,270
Yeah, she sure did, and it's a dandy.

1278
01:18:15,650 --> 01:18:17,376
So, what exactly do you want?

1279
01:18:17,480 --> 01:18:19,413
Transparency.

1280
01:18:19,516 --> 01:18:24,901
We'd like the website to show
the size of the jackpot.

1281
01:18:25,005 --> 01:18:28,525
That prevents any group
from forcing a roll down.

1282
01:18:29,664 --> 01:18:32,564
Makes it fair for anybody who plays.

1283
01:18:32,667 --> 01:18:37,672
And we would like two machines
at the Liquor Hut in Sunderland.

1284
01:18:37,776 --> 01:18:39,260
So we can be together.

1285
01:18:40,710 --> 01:18:42,539
These are our golden years.

1286
01:18:49,063 --> 01:18:50,478
We'll take care of it.

1287
01:18:51,410 --> 01:18:53,343
Yeah, we'll be making another play soon.

1288
01:18:54,724 --> 01:18:58,417
That's great
to hear. Yeah. Talk soon.

1289
01:18:58,521 --> 01:19:00,340
He's wants to bring in
other partners from the firm.

1290
01:19:00,350 --> 01:19:02,007
Dude, we might not ever need a real job.

1291
01:19:02,111 --> 01:19:03,802
They posted the jackpot. What?

1292
01:19:03,905 --> 01:19:07,737
The lottery changed the website.
You can track the jackpot online.

1293
01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:09,325
We can't roll it down anymore.

1294
01:19:09,428 --> 01:19:11,430
Shit. Shit.

1295
01:19:12,397 --> 01:19:15,124
All right, let's break this guy.

1296
01:19:15,227 --> 01:19:16,953
He wants a war?
We'll give him one.

1297
01:19:25,893 --> 01:19:29,276
You want some nachos? Uh, no.

1298
01:19:29,379 --> 01:19:30,587
Yeah, I'll try some.

1299
01:19:33,728 --> 01:19:35,351
You know, I'm good.

1300
01:19:46,051 --> 01:19:47,560
Where is everyone?
We're supposed to be betting.

1301
01:19:47,570 --> 01:19:51,850
Dude, it's over.
Nobody wants to do it anymore.

1302
01:19:51,953 --> 01:19:53,334
What? Why? We're winning.

1303
01:19:53,438 --> 01:19:55,992
No. We're assholes.

1304
01:19:56,096 --> 01:19:58,305
And that doesn't work for anybody but you.

1305
01:20:00,134 --> 01:20:02,516
Fine. I'll do it on my own.

1306
01:20:22,708 --> 01:20:24,124
It's gonna be insane.

1307
01:20:24,745 --> 01:20:26,126
Crazy.

1308
01:20:26,229 --> 01:20:28,438
I told you we should have...

1309
01:20:28,542 --> 01:20:30,199
Did you get
the pretzels?- Yeah.

1310
01:20:34,444 --> 01:20:36,722
This just came for you. Thank you.

1311
01:20:36,826 --> 01:20:38,483
Oh. Finally.

1312
01:20:39,691 --> 01:20:40,933
Paycheck?

1313
01:20:41,037 --> 01:20:43,488
Like I'd get excited about that.

1314
01:20:43,591 --> 01:20:46,870
No. State lottery commission.

1315
01:20:46,974 --> 01:20:48,389
They don't want to talk to me,

1316
01:20:48,493 --> 01:20:51,634
but anybody that wins above
60,000 is in the public record.

1317
01:20:51,737 --> 01:20:53,429
You just have to submit a request.

1318
01:20:53,532 --> 01:20:57,709
Which I did, for every drawing
in the last six months.

1319
01:20:58,779 --> 01:21:02,369
Gerald Selbee, every three weeks.

1320
01:21:05,406 --> 01:21:06,406
Mmm-hmm.

1321
01:21:07,132 --> 01:21:08,513
Tyler Langford.

1322
01:21:10,618 --> 01:21:11,723
Same drawings.

1323
01:21:12,793 --> 01:21:14,139
There's another one.

1324
01:21:16,521 --> 01:21:18,178
Huh.

1325
01:21:18,281 --> 01:21:22,906
Tyler Langford.
Tyler Langford.

1326
01:21:23,010 --> 01:21:26,013
Okay, Tyler Langford, I see you.

1327
01:21:28,740 --> 01:21:31,881
Best euro I've ever spent.

1328
01:21:31,984 --> 01:21:33,503
Thanks, Raj.- Thank you.

1329
01:21:33,607 --> 01:21:34,608
Okay, girl.

1330
01:21:39,544 --> 01:21:40,993
Darn!- Whoa!

1331
01:21:41,097 --> 01:21:42,685
Try one more time, sweetheart.

1332
01:21:42,788 --> 01:21:44,273
Like a kangaroo.

1333
01:21:44,376 --> 01:21:46,689
Hey, would you
hand me a 10 mil? Yeah.

1334
01:21:48,553 --> 01:21:50,071
Ten mil.

1335
01:21:50,796 --> 01:21:52,108
Here you go. Thank you.

1336
01:21:52,212 --> 01:21:53,972
You won't even buy yourself a new truck?

1337
01:21:54,075 --> 01:21:55,698
Nah. This one works.

1338
01:21:55,801 --> 01:21:57,078
Does it?

1339
01:21:57,182 --> 01:22:00,185
Not all the time. But I think
that's why I like it.

1340
01:22:00,289 --> 01:22:01,289
Hmm.

1341
01:22:02,049 --> 01:22:03,326
You know what?

1342
01:22:04,500 --> 01:22:05,811
I did buy this.

1343
01:22:11,783 --> 01:22:17,167
I counted nickels with you because
it was something I understood.

1344
01:22:19,273 --> 01:22:23,001
I didn't know a better way
to spend time with you.

1345
01:22:23,104 --> 01:22:25,106
I just knew that I wanted to.

1346
01:22:30,215 --> 01:22:31,699
You know how it works?

1347
01:22:31,803 --> 01:22:36,256
Well, I assume you create
spin, which gives it a third axis,

1348
01:22:36,359 --> 01:22:39,673
so that the wind can offset the gravity.

1349
01:22:41,295 --> 01:22:43,366
Yeah, that's it.
Just like that.

1350
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:47,577
Wanna test that theory?

1351
01:22:47,681 --> 01:22:48,716
All right.

1352
01:22:48,820 --> 01:22:50,373
Fingers on the laces.Yeah.

1353
01:22:53,273 --> 01:22:54,688
Oh, well. Not bad.

1354
01:22:54,791 --> 01:22:57,656
I'll work it out. I know you will.

1355
01:22:59,037 --> 01:23:01,350
Oh, that's it.- Mr. Selbee?

1356
01:23:02,212 --> 01:23:04,422
Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.

1357
01:23:05,871 --> 01:23:09,634
I'd like to ask you some questions
about GS Investment Strategies.

1358
01:23:11,808 --> 01:23:18,228
So, you and your wife count
tickets in a hotel room for 11 days?

1359
01:23:18,332 --> 01:23:19,368
Yup.

1360
01:23:21,231 --> 01:23:23,855
That's so much work.

1361
01:23:25,719 --> 01:23:27,099
Mmm.

1362
01:23:27,203 --> 01:23:29,619
It doesn't seem like work.

1363
01:23:29,723 --> 01:23:31,725
I've worked all my life.

1364
01:23:32,588 --> 01:23:34,314
This is different.

1365
01:23:35,763 --> 01:23:37,731
This is very different.

1366
01:23:51,952 --> 01:23:53,781
You send it in yet?

1367
01:23:53,885 --> 01:23:55,887
They helped their entire town.

1368
01:23:56,957 --> 01:23:58,407
The flaw isn't the story.

1369
01:23:58,510 --> 01:24:00,650
Well, this can't be a puff piece.

1370
01:24:01,202 --> 01:24:02,514
I need a headline.

1371
01:24:13,145 --> 01:24:15,596
Ah.

1372
01:24:15,700 --> 01:24:20,912
Well, we do well on this one,
we won't need the game anymore.

1373
01:24:21,015 --> 01:24:22,223
You know, I was thinking,

1374
01:24:22,327 --> 01:24:24,605
if we're going to have a fund for the town,

1375
01:24:24,709 --> 01:24:27,021
managing it, it's gonna be a full-time job.

1376
01:24:27,125 --> 01:24:28,989
Well...

1377
01:24:29,092 --> 01:24:33,787
Hey, you think we can get one of
those offices downtown, like Steve's?

1378
01:24:33,890 --> 01:24:35,444
What?

1379
01:24:35,547 --> 01:24:37,446
I already got us one right next to his.

1380
01:24:37,549 --> 01:24:39,102
You did? Yes!

1381
01:24:39,206 --> 01:24:42,416
In fact, his Corvette is actually
in one of our parking spots.

1382
01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:44,522
Well, we'll have to take care of that.

1383
01:24:44,625 --> 01:24:47,110
What? They're moving out
the WinFall machine.

1384
01:24:47,214 --> 01:24:48,629
Hey, hey! Hey. Hey!

1385
01:24:51,149 --> 01:24:55,049
Hey. Bill! Bill,
what happened?

1386
01:24:55,153 --> 01:24:57,120
The lottery suspended our license.

1387
01:24:57,224 --> 01:24:59,364
Why? You didn't see the article?

1388
01:25:03,575 --> 01:25:04,783
Oh.

1389
01:25:13,205 --> 01:25:15,449
Hey, buddy. How's school? Uh, Dad.

1390
01:25:15,553 --> 01:25:17,555
What are you doing here? You're famous.

1391
01:25:19,902 --> 01:25:21,524
Great move, genius.

1392
01:25:21,628 --> 01:25:23,940
Let's go. Pack up your stuff.
You're coming home.

1393
01:25:25,114 --> 01:25:26,426
Now.

1394
01:25:29,221 --> 01:25:32,121
The high-volume betting groups
discovered a flaw in the game

1395
01:25:32,224 --> 01:25:35,573
and took advantage of it, to
the tune of millions of dollars.

1396
01:25:35,676 --> 01:25:38,299
Lottery officials expressed
their surprise at the discovery

1397
01:25:38,403 --> 01:25:41,993
and announced they will phase
out the game after tonight's drawing.

1398
01:25:42,096 --> 01:25:43,788
Moving on to our next...

1399
01:25:43,891 --> 01:25:47,895
The last roll down was today.
You could've gotten your final win.

1400
01:25:50,484 --> 01:25:54,315
Yes. But even if
we found a place to bet,

1401
01:25:54,419 --> 01:25:56,594
it wouldn't have felt the same.

1402
01:26:00,356 --> 01:26:02,945
It was more than just a game to him.

1403
01:26:07,674 --> 01:26:10,987
He finally got to use his gift
to connect to people.

1404
01:26:21,791 --> 01:26:22,791
Jerry!

1405
01:26:23,897 --> 01:26:25,001
What?

1406
01:26:25,105 --> 01:26:26,441
The shareholders
are having a meeting tonight

1407
01:26:26,451 --> 01:26:28,936
and were wondering if you could stop by.

1408
01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:30,248
Are they upset?

1409
01:26:30,351 --> 01:26:32,388
If I told you that, you wouldn't come.

1410
01:26:35,564 --> 01:26:38,014
I tried to answer all their
questions in the newsletter.

1411
01:26:38,118 --> 01:26:40,154
I don't think they know
how to open the newsletter.

1412
01:26:40,258 --> 01:26:42,432
Well, they don't have to
worry about anything.

1413
01:26:42,536 --> 01:26:44,365
We didn't break any laws.

1414
01:26:47,645 --> 01:26:51,476
Holy... It's jazz fest? What?

1415
01:26:51,580 --> 01:26:54,065
Jerry! Marge!- Huh.

1416
01:26:54,997 --> 01:26:56,826
Yeah!

1417
01:27:00,416 --> 01:27:02,038
Come on!

1418
01:27:02,142 --> 01:27:03,626
Let's do this!

1419
01:27:08,182 --> 01:27:11,151
Yeah! Okay, right?

1420
01:27:11,254 --> 01:27:13,567
Jer and Marge!

1421
01:27:13,671 --> 01:27:17,467
How did you...
We missed the final play.

1422
01:27:17,571 --> 01:27:18,917
Oh, no, we did not.

1423
01:27:19,021 --> 01:27:21,506
Yeah, everybody took a store,
Dad. All across the state.

1424
01:27:21,610 --> 01:27:23,335
We had a bus and everything.

1425
01:27:23,439 --> 01:27:25,130
What? Oh.

1426
01:27:25,234 --> 01:27:26,546
You didn't have to do that.

1427
01:27:26,649 --> 01:27:28,686
You did it for us.
Why wouldn't we do it for you?

1428
01:27:28,789 --> 01:27:31,965
And don't worry, we left
you two the counting part.

1429
01:27:36,901 --> 01:27:38,661
Hey, Raj!

1430
01:27:38,765 --> 01:27:40,905
I would help, but, uh, I can't count.

1431
01:27:41,008 --> 01:27:44,736
Yes, you can. I can count.
I just don't like to count.

1432
01:27:44,840 --> 01:27:47,843
This town isn't just a newspaper
article, Jerry. It's all of us.

1433
01:27:47,946 --> 01:27:50,224
And you brought this town
back from the dead

1434
01:27:50,328 --> 01:27:53,814
when nobody else could, because
you don't think we're just numbers.

1435
01:27:56,161 --> 01:27:57,577
No. No.

1436
01:27:58,198 --> 01:27:59,544
You're family.

1437
01:28:00,752 --> 01:28:01,857
Ladies and gentlemen,

1438
01:28:01,960 --> 01:28:07,379
please put your hands together
for Tori Kelly!

1439
01:28:07,483 --> 01:28:12,661
♪ Stars shining bright
Above you

1440
01:28:12,764 --> 01:28:17,666
♪ Night breezes seem
To whisper "I love you..."

1441
01:28:17,769 --> 01:28:18,943
Shall we?

1442
01:28:19,046 --> 01:28:20,392
It is jazz fest.

1443
01:28:20,496 --> 01:28:22,809
♪ Birds singing in the
Sycamore tree

1444
01:28:22,912 --> 01:28:27,572
♪ Dream a little dream of me

1445
01:28:28,987 --> 01:28:34,027
♪ Say nighty-night
And kiss me

1446
01:28:34,130 --> 01:28:39,619
♪ Just hold me tight
And tell me you'll miss me

1447
01:28:39,722 --> 01:28:44,140
♪ While I'm alone and blue
As can be

1448
01:28:44,244 --> 01:28:48,144
♪ Dream a little dream of me

1449
01:28:50,043 --> 01:28:55,082
♪ Stars fading
But I linger on, dear...

1450
01:28:56,290 --> 01:28:58,603
Hey, Steve. Hey, Rhoda.

1451
01:28:58,707 --> 01:29:01,468
Hey, you know, I've been working
on that Eat, Pray, Love trip for you.

1452
01:29:01,571 --> 01:29:02,642
I got some great rates.

1453
01:29:02,745 --> 01:29:05,299
Ooh. That's exciting.
Thank you.Yeah.

1454
01:29:05,403 --> 01:29:07,198
Yeah, sure.

1455
01:29:07,301 --> 01:29:10,580
Um, do you want to dance?

1456
01:29:10,684 --> 01:29:14,170
Um, yeah. I mean, do you?

1457
01:29:14,274 --> 01:29:16,483
Yes. That's why I asked.

1458
01:29:16,586 --> 01:29:20,694
Right. That does make sense.Yeah.

1459
01:29:21,453 --> 01:29:22,558
Okay.

1460
01:29:22,662 --> 01:29:26,907
♪ But in your dreams
Whatever they be

1461
01:29:27,011 --> 01:29:31,187
♪ Dream a little dream
Of me...

1462
01:29:32,844 --> 01:29:35,847
How badly do you want to go
and just count all those tickets?

1463
01:29:35,951 --> 01:29:37,297
Mmm.

1464
01:29:37,400 --> 01:29:40,818
It's taking everything
in me not to do it right now.

1465
01:29:40,921 --> 01:29:43,752
I'm going to miss it. Yeah, yeah.

1466
01:29:45,029 --> 01:29:46,133
Me, too.

1467
01:29:48,273 --> 01:29:52,105
I kinda wish we'd won
the jackpot. Just once.

1468
01:29:53,520 --> 01:29:56,696
I won the jackpot before we ever started.

1469
01:29:56,799 --> 01:30:02,287
♪ Stars fading
But I linger on, dear

1470
01:30:02,391 --> 01:30:06,844
♪ Still craving your kiss...

1471
01:30:06,947 --> 01:30:09,467
Jerry and Marge dissolved our betting group

1472
01:30:09,570 --> 01:30:12,642
when the WinFall game was phased out.

1473
01:30:12,746 --> 01:30:16,716
They used most of their lottery winnings
to start a construction loan business

1474
01:30:16,819 --> 01:30:18,959
for the town of Evart.

1475
01:30:19,063 --> 01:30:20,703
Like many of their friends and neighbors,

1476
01:30:20,754 --> 01:30:24,240
they also put their children and
grandchildren through school.

1477
01:30:25,414 --> 01:30:29,729
I myself invested
in a very luxurious man cave.

1478
01:30:29,832 --> 01:30:31,316
Whoo! Ah!

1479
01:30:31,420 --> 01:30:34,734
Jerry did finally give in
and buy himself a new truck,

1480
01:30:34,837 --> 01:30:37,046
which was actually slightly used,

1481
01:30:37,150 --> 01:30:40,049
because he calculated
that was a smarter purchase.

1482
01:30:40,153 --> 01:30:41,533
And he would know.

1483
01:30:41,637 --> 01:30:48,264
His lottery calculation won
a grand total of $27 million.

1484
01:30:48,368 --> 01:30:50,508
Okay, let's go count.

1485
01:30:50,611 --> 01:30:54,719
♪ Dream a little dream of me

1486
01:30:59,206 --> 01:31:00,760
He made how much?