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CRAIG:  It starts on a bridge.

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ALYSSA: Craig!

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What were you
planning to do about your bike, hon?

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I don't care about my bike. I'm killing myself.

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But we spent
a lot of money on the bike, sport.

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We only ask that you take care of it.

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Think of me, Craig.
I might want that bike when I grow up.

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-I'm sorry. I just didn't think it...
-That's right.

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You just didn't think about us
when you were deciding to do this,

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did you, honey?

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GEORGE: Pretty selfish, I'd say.

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Have you thought
about how this might affect your sister?

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I'm... I'm sorry, I...

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(CAR HONKING)

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CRAIG:  This is the moment
where I usually wake up in a sweaty panic.

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But for some reason,

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this time was different.

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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

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(STUTTERS) I...

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I want to kill myself.

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Fill this out. So...

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(CONTINUES SPEAKING)

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How you doing?

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You got a cigarette?

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No, sorry.

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What's wrong with you?

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I just don't smoke.

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No, I mean, why are you in an ER,

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at 5:00 on a Sunday morning?

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Well...

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I guess, there's just been

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a lot going on in my mind lately.

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Go ahead.

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Okay, well, this is sort of difficult to explain.

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But... See there's this girl...

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(CLICKING TONGUE) Yeah, got you.

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And this summer school application
that I'm really nervous about.

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Summer school?

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Yeah, it's like
this super prestigious, kind of...

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Why would you want to be
in school in the summer?

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You should be
on Coney Island, bird-dogging chicks.

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Are you a doctor?

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What do you think?

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You... You don't really seem like a doctor.

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You ever heard of  Doogie Howser?

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Well, I hope
they fix whatever's wrong with you.

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-Thank you.
-Yeah.

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So, how long have
you been feeling suicidal?

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I don't know.
I've been depressed for about a year.

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And I've thought
about it before, but never like this.

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You know, never so real.

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Did anything happen today
specifically to trigger these feelings?

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CRAIG:  Sometimes I wish
I had an easy answer for why I'm depressed.

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That my father beat me.
Or I was sexually abused.

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But my problems are less dramatic than that.

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Like, my dad always asks
the wrong questions.

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So, Craig,
how's the Intro to Wall Street class?

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So maybe this is a slight exaggeration,

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but I do have a problem
with stress vomiting.

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And my friends sometimes
look at me like I'm from another planet.

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And I'm obsessed with this girl.

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Who happens to be going out
with my best friend.

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So, is there any one thing
that made me want to jump off a bridge?

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No. Nothing unusual.

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You on any medications?

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Zoloft. But I stopped.

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Yeah, did your doctor
take you off the meds?

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No, I just stopped on my own.

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You shouldn't do that.

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Well, Craig, it doesn't seem like
you're a danger to yourself.

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So, what I'm gonna suggest is
that we contact your parents,

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let them know what's going on,

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and then we refer you
to one of our outpatient services.

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-Okay?
-But...

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I need help now.

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I know, you're upset.

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But, Craig, the people that we admit
into this facility, are very, very sick.

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I am, too.

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Well, can't you just, like,
give me something?

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Not without your parents' consent.
Look, this is serious business.

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Maybe I'm not explaining right
how serious this is.

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It feels like everything is just building up,

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and everyone else, they just seem
to handle everything. You know, like...

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But not me, you know.

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I'm scared, okay?

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And I can't go back out there.

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I don't know what...

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I might do something.

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So, I just need some help.
Please. I just need you to help me.

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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

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(BUZZER SOUNDING)

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(DOOR SLAMMING)

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Welcome to 3 North, Craig.

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What exactly is 3 North?

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Our adult psychiatric floor.

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But, I'm only 16.

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Our teen floor is undergoing
some renovations,

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so all teens are here with the adults.

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And while you're with us,
you'll be expected to act like one.

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So, starting tomorrow,

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you'll follow the schedule and
participate in the group activities.

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In the meantime, we'll contact your
family, and they can bring over

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a change of clothes,
toothbrush, that kind of thing.

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Well, I don't think I'll be here that long.

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I have school tomorrow, so...

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You'll have to discuss that with Dr. Minerva.

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Now, do you have any
sharp objects on you? Pocket knife? Keys?

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And your belt and shoe laces.

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My shoe laces?

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We can't take any chances.

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(BOTH BUZZING)

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SMITTY: Hey, Dr. Minerva.
MINERVA: Hey, Smitty.

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This is our new patient, Craig Gilner.

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Hi, Craig. How are you?

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Just, like, you know.

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Well, why don't
you get settled in, and we'll talk later, okay?

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Nice to meet you, Craig.

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It'll come to you.

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SMITTY: Good morning, Jimmy.

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-What was that about?
-Jimmy? He's a schizophrenic.

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Is there a place here
for people more like me?

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We got all kinds
of patients here, man. All kinds...

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Hey, hey, Bobby!

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My man.

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How about a tour for our
new friend, Craig, here? What do you say?

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-Sure thing, babe.
-SMITTY: Thanks, man.

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So, Bobby's gonna show you around,
while we fix up your room, okay?

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-Okay.
-Yeah? All right.

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See you guys in a jiff.

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-So, is this like a mental ward?
-Not a ward, it's a hospital.

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Well, this is where we hang out.

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There's a record player and such.

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All the records are scratched.

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Some folks like
to hang out and play table tennis.

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-Did they tell you about the points system?
-Points for ping-pong?

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I think the name ping-pong
trivializes the sport.

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But, I mean, like, points for privileges,
to hang out in the rec room,

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visit the gift shop, stuff like that.

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You can join them if you like.

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No, I'm cool.

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Cool Craig. I like that.

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This is the shower.
It doesn't have a lock.

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So when you go in, put it on "in-use," get it?

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-I got it.
-Okay, you got it, but nobody else does.

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So they'll walk in
on you when you're scrubbing your balls.

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And you don't want that.

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There's one in the other hall, too,
but I wouldn't use it. It bothers Solomon.

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Who's Solomon?

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-Hey, Bobby!
-Hey, Cap.

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Right here,
this is where you call people.

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(SIMULATING BEEPING) Assuming
you have people. Or they can call you.

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You know, telephone.

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And this is the TV room.

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People hang out and watch TV in that room.

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That's why they call it that.

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-Who was that?
-That's Noelle. She's one of the teens.

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-Did they tell you about the renovations?
-Yeah.

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-How old are you?
-Sixteen.

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Sixteen!

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You look stressed out for 16.

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You need to relax.
Get a girlfriend, or something, you know.

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I'm working on it.

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So what is it you do here, exactly?

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Same thing as you. (EXCLAIMS)

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You're a patient?

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What were you doing
in the emergency room this morning?

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ER has the best coffee, son.

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-They just let you out?
-No.

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What are you in here for?

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Let's go see if Smitty's got your room ready.

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Hey, Muqtada, got a new roommate, man.

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Hey.

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(WHISPERS) Don't take it personal, man.
He doesn't really talk much.

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And I've actually
never seen him leave the room.

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SMITTY: Okay, guys, lunch in five.

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(SIGHING)

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What do they have for lunch?

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(MUQTADA GRUMBLING)

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I'm sorry?

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(FLY BUZZING)

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Please, turn out light.

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CRAIG: Dr. Minerva.

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I'm feeling much better now.

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I was feeling bad
this morning, but I'm okay now.

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So, you know,
I'd like to go home, if that's cool.

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It says here you're suicidal
and asked to be admitted.

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Yeah, I thought you guys
could do something quick.

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You know, like give me some medication
to make me feel better.

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Or...

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Look, I didn't think that I'd be committed.

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I really don't think I belong here.

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A lot of patients
feel that way at first. Just give it a little time.

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How little?

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-Five days.
-Five days?

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No more than 30.
We'll have an evaluation

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to see if you're ready to leave on Thursday.

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I can't be here until Thursday

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because I'll miss school,
and my friends might find out where I am.

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It's nothing to be ashamed of, Craig.

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Depression is a medical illness.

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If you were diabetic,
would you be embarrassed by that?

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Well, can I at least
talk to my mom about this before...

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Of course, Craig. I just spoke to her,
she's very anxious to see you.

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Craig!

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CRAIG:  Don't blame
my parents for how messed up I am.

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Okay, so my dad works too much.

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And my mom's a little too fragile.

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And my sister's some kind of child genius.

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But it's not like
I was never hugged as a child or anything.

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In fact, they've been
pretty supportive through all this.

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I knew you were having a hard time,
but I had no idea.

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That you were... That it was...

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Well, you're so brave, honey.
I'm so proud of you.

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Really?

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'Cause I was actually
having second thoughts.

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Oh, no, hon. I think...
The doctors said they need you

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to stay here for a couple
of days for observation.

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I think that's a real good idea.

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But I don't think
you really understand, okay?

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Some of the people in
here are really messed up.

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I don't think
my roommate's left the room in weeks.

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I think we better leave it up to
the doctor's discretion, you know.

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We've tried and...

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They're professionals,
they can help you in ways that we can't.

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And I think it's...

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I think it looks
like a real nice place. Right, George?

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Take your hands out of my pockets!

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Yeah. When can I join? (CHUCKLES)

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Me, too. Can I stay, too?

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Oh, no, honey. But we'll come and visit.

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They took my cell phone,
so some people might try to call the house.

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Just please do not tell them that I'm in here.

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Here are some clothes,
and toiletries and stuff.

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And will you eat something, please?

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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

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NOELLE: Ian Curtis.
BECCA: Who?

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Dude from Joy Division. Hung himself.

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JENNIFER: Kurt Cobain.

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BECCA: Freud.

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JENNIFER: Ernest Hemingway.

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NOELLE: Salvador Allende.

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JENNIFER: Jesus Christ, girl. Can you
pick somebody we've heard of for once?

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Chilean president.

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Shot himself rather than
surrender to a fascist military coup.

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BECCA: Mmm-mmm. I don't think that counts.
NOELLE: Of course, it counts.

246
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,299
If he was going
to die anyway, it doesn't count.

247
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:30,384
BOBBY: Hey, Craig!

248
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:33,011
Come sit with the men.

249
00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:41,812
Craig, this is my pal, Johnny,
and this clown right here, this is Humble.

250
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,398
HUMBLE: You got a girlfriend?

251
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:45,732
He's working on it.

252
00:17:45,858 --> 00:17:47,359
They got some cute ones your age.

253
00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:49,194
I had a lot of women in my day, kid.

254
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:50,821
Yeah?

255
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:55,367
You don't have to act so surprised.

256
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,245
Back in the day, I was Sir Lick-a-Lot.

257
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,080
Ask Bobby.

258
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,331
(INAUDIBLE)

259
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:06,003
But you want to know the secret to keeping
any woman under your spell?

260
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,589
I love you.

261
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,341
HUMBLE: That's it?

262
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,052
That's it.
But it don't hurt if you can play guitar.

263
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,764
Don't mess with the kid's mind,
he's already screwed up enough as it is.

264
00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:19,892
-HUMBLE: Why are you so screwed, kid?
-Mind your own business, Humble.

265
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,102
HUMBLE: That's cool.

266
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:28,066
But you should know, Craig, if you don't
open up, you're never going to heal.

267
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,031
Hey, what's the pot up to now?

268
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:36,074
-Eleven.
-Eleven?

269
00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:38,118
BOBBY: Yesterday, it was 12.

270
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,411
JOHNNY: Humble ate a buck.

271
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:40,954
Humble ate a buck?

272
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,916
The professor bet him a dollar,
he wouldn't eat it. He won.

273
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,043
BOBBY: What is the world coming to?

274
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:48,921
Bunch of nut jobs in here, I'll tell you that.

275
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,548
What's the money for?

276
00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:53,050
Pizza party.

277
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,094
So we don't have to eat this crap.

278
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,931
They say we can have one,
but we gotta pay for it ourselves.

279
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:01,266
Well, I have eight dollars.

280
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,145
Well, you don't have to
go bragging about it, Craig.

281
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,814
People in here have nothing.

282
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,066
Show a little humility, please.

283
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,652
No. I didn't mean... It's...

284
00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:13,820
It's okay. You're young, you'll learn.

285
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:17,783
(WHISPERING) Craig.
You get two points for eating, man.

286
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,328
(SMITTY VOCALISING)

287
00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:24,831
BOBBY: I bet Smitty's got 15 bucks on him.

288
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:27,334
JOHNNY: And he's got a 20 spot. I saw it.

289
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,461
Let's go jump him in the parking lot.

290
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:32,130
-It's under the hat.
-It's under the hat?

291
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:36,677
Sorry.

292
00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:39,513
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

293
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:43,600
Check.

294
00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:55,362
So, Craig, how are you adjusting to 3 North?

295
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:59,032
Okay, I guess.

296
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:02,494
Dr. Mahmoud wrote
that you were taking Zoloft,

297
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,872
but went off it three weeks ago. Is that right?

298
00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:06,373
Yeah.

299
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,000
Do you see a therapist?

300
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:11,211
Dr. Yanof was the one
who prescribed me the Zoloft.

301
00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:14,882
I see her every, you know, month or so.

302
00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,176
Why did you stop taking it?

303
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:23,015
I guess I thought I was better.
Like I didn't need it.

304
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,475
Maybe that's because it was working.

305
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,645
Can you describe to me
how you were feeling

306
00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:30,522
before coming here this morning?

307
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:34,026
I guess, depressed.

308
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,196
Anxious, stressed.

309
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,907
Have you been
feeling more stress than usual lately?

310
00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:43,869
Any reason in particular?

311
00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:47,247
Yeah. There's this
Franklin Gates Summer Semester thing

312
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:48,415
that my dad...

313
00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:51,877
Well, that I really want to get into.

314
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:56,215
But the application is due in a week
and I haven't even looked at it.

315
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,549
Why not?

316
00:20:58,008 --> 00:20:59,885
Every time I think about it,

317
00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:03,514
my brain starts this cycling thing
about not getting in.

318
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:05,599
What would happen if you didn't get in?

319
00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:09,603
CRAIG:  Then I wouldn't be able to put it
on my college applications.

320
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:12,189
Which means I wouldn't
get into a good college.

321
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,774
But not even Adam Smith
could have foreseen

322
00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:16,109
the inequities of modern capitalism.

323
00:21:16,235 --> 00:21:19,196
If I didn't get into a good college,
I wouldn't have a good job.

324
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:22,199
Diffusing the situation in Iran
through unilateral diplomacy

325
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,618
is my top priority as Commander in Chief.

326
00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:28,622
Which means I wouldn't be able
to afford a good lifestyle.

327
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:32,626
Hey, MTV. It's your boy, Craig Gilner.

328
00:21:33,085 --> 00:21:34,795
Welcome to my crib.

329
00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:39,132
So I wouldn't be able to find a girlfriend.

330
00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:41,969
Which means I'd probably get depressed.

331
00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:46,265
And I'd end up like Muqtada
in a place like this for the rest of my life.

332
00:21:48,267 --> 00:21:50,978
So, what would happen if I didn't get in?

333
00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:54,731
I don't know. It's hard to explain.

334
00:21:56,900 --> 00:22:00,737
Do you have anyone you can explain it to?
Friends? Family?

335
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:06,785
I have friends and family,
but it's not always easy.

336
00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:10,414
It's important to have a support system.

337
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,082
People you can really talk to.

338
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,502
Have you been
having any other symptoms?

339
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:20,299
I have trouble eating. I can't keep it down.

340
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,509
All right.

341
00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:27,139
You'll start group activities tomorrow,
we'll check in again on Tuesday.

342
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:31,101
-You have any questions?
-Yes.

343
00:22:32,311 --> 00:22:35,522
If I'm feeling better, do you think
I can get out of here by tomorrow?

344
00:22:35,606 --> 00:22:38,025
Because I have school
and this application and...

345
00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:40,110
Five days, Craig. Minimum.

346
00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:44,531
I know this seems like a strange place
at first, but try to make the most of it.

347
00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:48,869
(MUQTADA SNORING)

348
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,037
CRAIG:  It's Monday.

349
00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:56,043
I shouldn't be waking up next to some
depressive middle-aged Egyptian dude.

350
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:03,550
I shouldn't be showering
on a co-ed floor in a stall without a lock.

351
00:23:04,885 --> 00:23:09,223
I shouldn't be lining up for meds
behind schizophrenics and sociopaths.

352
00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:13,727
It's Monday, I should be in school.

353
00:23:15,062 --> 00:23:18,524
But I guess that's what got me here
in the first place.

354
00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:20,567
When my parents went to school,

355
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:22,819
they just went
to the one closest to their house.

356
00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:24,404
Makes sense, right?

357
00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:26,573
A lot of places are still like this.

358
00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:28,909
Cleveland, probably Denver.

359
00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:31,578
But not New York.

360
00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:34,414
You've got schools for science geeks like...

361
00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:36,166
Bronx High School of Science.

362
00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:37,543
Schools for thespians.

363
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,753
The LaGuardia School
for the Performing Arts.

364
00:23:40,379 --> 00:23:42,005
Schools for do-gooders.

365
00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:45,008
El Puente Academy for Peace and Justice.

366
00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:48,846
But the most competitive of all
New York City public schools is this one.

367
00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:50,222
Executive Pre-Professional.

368
00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:52,391
My school.

369
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:55,853
This billionaire philanthropist
named Gerard Lutz

370
00:23:55,936 --> 00:23:58,272
set it up in conjunction
with the public school system.

371
00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:02,192
So it's not some private school
for elite Upper-East-Siders.

372
00:24:02,276 --> 00:24:04,111
You can be on welfare and food stamps,

373
00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:06,572
or your parents can own an island
in the South Pacific.

374
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:07,948
It doesn't matter.

375
00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:10,284
You'll be accepted
as long as you're one of the 800

376
00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:13,453
smartest and most accomplished students
in the five boroughs.

377
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:16,290
Like these kids here.

378
00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:42,149
There must have been
a serious clerical error, because somehow...

379
00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:44,401
I got in.

380
00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:46,486
-Me, too.
-Me, too.

381
00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:48,739
-You, too?
-You, too?

382
00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:53,660
That's my best friend, Aaron,
getting flirt-punched by Nia for the first time.

383
00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:55,579
There were many more of those.

384
00:24:55,829 --> 00:25:01,335
Followed by hand-holding,
kissing and eventually, sex.

385
00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:03,504
I don't like to picture that one.

386
00:25:04,338 --> 00:25:07,841
What I would give
to be flirt-punched by Nia just once.

387
00:25:09,593 --> 00:25:10,677
(NIA SQUEALING)

388
00:25:10,761 --> 00:25:12,304
And so it began...

389
00:25:12,346 --> 00:25:13,639
(NIA GIGGLING)

390
00:25:16,016 --> 00:25:17,643
JOHNNY: Look at those mahatmas.

391
00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:22,147
I always wanted a Harley
with hot, tight mahatmas.

392
00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:25,192
You can have the mahatmas,
I just want the beaver.

393
00:25:25,275 --> 00:25:29,196
Hey, Bobby,
check out this bike. (CHUCKLING)

394
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:32,199
Yeah, I don't get wrapped
in a bunch of stuff I can't have.

395
00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:34,034
Relax, it's just for fun, bro.

396
00:25:34,201 --> 00:25:35,369
That's not fun.

397
00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:36,703
That's propaganda, man.

398
00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:39,831
All those Madison Avenue types.
Telling you how to live your life.

399
00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:42,793
Fast cars, hot chicks,

400
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:46,547
Reese's Pieces, Gucci.

401
00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:49,299
Werther's Original.

402
00:25:51,969 --> 00:25:53,887
I don't buy into that bullshit.

403
00:25:54,388 --> 00:25:56,515
HUMBLE: Are you gonna
eat your burrito, Craig?

404
00:25:57,391 --> 00:25:58,892
No, I'm not hungry. You can have it.

405
00:26:03,397 --> 00:26:05,357
(HUMMING)

406
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:10,654
Hello, Mr. Breakfast Burrito.

407
00:26:16,451 --> 00:26:18,912
Humble, put that back.

408
00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:21,039
He said I could have it.

409
00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:23,250
Yeah, it's really fine.

410
00:26:24,376 --> 00:26:25,961
Craig's gotta eat, too. Put it back.

411
00:26:27,546 --> 00:26:28,589
Take a hike, Bob.

412
00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:31,550
He's not hungry.

413
00:26:37,264 --> 00:26:39,975
Thanks, Bobby, but I'm really not hungry.

414
00:26:41,435 --> 00:26:43,770
Fine, what do I care if you eat?

415
00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:46,732
(THUDDING)

416
00:26:49,902 --> 00:26:52,196
MINERVA: I understand there
was an incident this morning.

417
00:26:52,279 --> 00:26:54,448
Would anyone care to talk about it?

418
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,952
Something involving a breakfast burrito.

419
00:27:00,871 --> 00:27:02,164
Johnny?

420
00:27:03,165 --> 00:27:05,334
It was between Bobby and Humble.
Ask them.

421
00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:08,504
I was interested
in hearing it from an impartial observer.

422
00:27:09,213 --> 00:27:12,716
Well, if you want my opinion,
I think Bobby has been on edge

423
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:16,637
because of his interview,
and he's lashing out because he's nervous.

424
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,639
Interesting observation, Johnny.

425
00:27:19,264 --> 00:27:22,434
My hemorrhoids are flaring up too, Johnny.
Want to tell the group about that?

426
00:27:22,518 --> 00:27:24,561
Hemorrhoids! It'll come to ya!

427
00:27:24,645 --> 00:27:25,687
(ALL CHUCKLING)

428
00:27:25,771 --> 00:27:28,524
Bobby, it's okay
if you want to keep your feelings private,

429
00:27:28,607 --> 00:27:30,817
but you should know that there's
nothing wrong with being nervous

430
00:27:30,901 --> 00:27:32,402
about your interview tomorrow.

431
00:27:32,486 --> 00:27:34,321
I'm not nervous about my interview.

432
00:27:34,488 --> 00:27:36,782
-Then what is it, Bob?
-PROFESSOR: Maybe he's hungry.

433
00:27:37,199 --> 00:27:39,243
-HUMBLE: He doesn't look hungry.
-He looks tired.

434
00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:40,619
JOHNNY: Did you sleep last night?

435
00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:42,829
PROFESSOR: He didn't eat today.
HUMBLE: Yes, he did.

436
00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:45,123
PROFESSOR: Did you see him eat?

437
00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:46,500
HUMBLE: I'm pretty sure he ate.

438
00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:47,626
JOHNNY: I didn't see him eat.

439
00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:48,836
BECCA: I get anxious when I'm tired.

440
00:27:48,919 --> 00:27:50,337
Okay, listen.

441
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:55,342
I'm not hungry and I'm not tired.
It's just the sweater.

442
00:27:55,926 --> 00:27:57,511
It's all I have for my interview tomorrow.

443
00:27:58,011 --> 00:27:59,096
I told you it was the interview.

444
00:27:59,179 --> 00:28:01,181
It's a nice sweater, Bob.

445
00:28:01,265 --> 00:28:04,351
No, it's not. It smells like a hobo's Band-Aid.

446
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,686
JOHNNY: But it looks good on you.

447
00:28:05,894 --> 00:28:07,479
About as good as your hair looks on you.

448
00:28:07,563 --> 00:28:09,606
Bobby, no insults, please.

449
00:28:11,984 --> 00:28:13,861
I can loan you a shirt.

450
00:28:14,528 --> 00:28:15,821
MINERVA: What was that, Craig?

451
00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:18,782
I'll just call my mom and
have her bring one of my dad's shirts over.

452
00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:21,410
It's not a problem.
I live like two blocks away.

453
00:28:21,493 --> 00:28:24,288
-No, thanks.
-Bobby! Take the shirt.

454
00:28:24,663 --> 00:28:26,331
Yeah, he's trying to help, Bob.

455
00:28:27,124 --> 00:28:28,917
MINERVA: It's a very nice offer, Craig.

456
00:28:29,543 --> 00:28:31,837
Bobby, why are you reluctant to accept it?

457
00:28:32,296 --> 00:28:35,924
(SIGHING) 'Cause I don't want any handouts.

458
00:28:36,592 --> 00:28:39,344
It wouldn't exactly be a handout.
He'd just be loaning it to you.

459
00:28:39,428 --> 00:28:41,597
Okay, I'll take it.
As long as you'll get off my back.

460
00:28:42,097 --> 00:28:43,182
Do you want the shirt, Bobby?

461
00:28:43,265 --> 00:28:44,308
I would...

462
00:28:44,975 --> 00:28:46,185
I would like the shirt.

463
00:28:46,268 --> 00:28:47,686
MINERVA: Craig?

464
00:28:47,895 --> 00:28:49,688
Is it okay if it has yellow armpit stains?

465
00:28:52,107 --> 00:28:54,359
(EXCLAIMS) Sorry, it was a dumb joke.

466
00:28:58,197 --> 00:29:00,157
BOBBY: When are you
going to let me get to see her again?

467
00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:03,118
Because I'm her father.
You don't think that I have...

468
00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:06,496
What's that? I do have... I will have a place.

469
00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:11,376
(STUTTERS) I have a... I'm gonna
have a place on Thursday. It's true.

470
00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:16,340
Listen, I never asked you for anything.

471
00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:21,011
Could you just, for once, maybe
do what I say. Hello? Hello!

472
00:29:23,889 --> 00:29:25,140
(BOBBY SLAMMING PHONE)

473
00:29:33,315 --> 00:29:35,317
AUTOMATED VOICE:
You have two new messages.

474
00:29:35,901 --> 00:29:37,694
Hey, Craig. It's me.

475
00:29:37,778 --> 00:29:41,198
CRAIG:  Okay. So,
she's probably not in the bathtub right now,

476
00:29:41,281 --> 00:29:43,450
but this is how
I sometimes like to picture Nia.

477
00:29:44,076 --> 00:29:45,494
It's sick, I know.

478
00:29:45,911 --> 00:29:47,246
You were acting a little weird earlier,

479
00:29:47,329 --> 00:29:49,540
so I just wanted
to make sure everything's okay.

480
00:29:49,623 --> 00:29:50,999
All right, that's it.

481
00:29:51,083 --> 00:29:53,168
I'm with Aaron. He's being such a tool. Bye!

482
00:29:55,212 --> 00:29:58,340
Hello, Mr. Gilner,
this is your science teacher, Mr. Reynolds.

483
00:29:58,423 --> 00:30:02,052
We really need to talk
about your missing lab assignments.

484
00:30:03,929 --> 00:30:05,180
Five of them.

485
00:30:16,775 --> 00:30:18,485
(RINGING TONE)

486
00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:22,322
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

487
00:30:23,866 --> 00:30:24,908
Hello?

488
00:30:25,534 --> 00:30:26,910
Hey, Nia. What's up?

489
00:30:27,286 --> 00:30:32,332
Hey! Just finishing my Gates Summer app.
I'll freak if I don't get in.

490
00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:34,877
What's up with you?

491
00:30:35,878 --> 00:30:39,173
Just feeling kind of, you know...

492
00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:42,926
Yeah, I noticed.
Is that why you weren't in school today?

493
00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:46,513
Yeah, I was feeling pretty shitty,
so I just stayed home.

494
00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:48,682
Yeah. I get like that sometimes, too.

495
00:30:49,433 --> 00:30:51,351
Depressed or whatever.

496
00:30:53,187 --> 00:30:54,771
Do you take anything for it?

497
00:30:57,941 --> 00:30:59,693
Look, I never told anybody this.

498
00:30:59,735 --> 00:31:03,363
Not even Aaron, but,
if it makes you feel any better,

499
00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:06,408
-I see a therapist.
-Really?

500
00:31:06,867 --> 00:31:08,869
For, like, over a year now.

501
00:31:08,952 --> 00:31:10,454
CRAIG:  I had no idea.

502
00:31:10,537 --> 00:31:12,539
Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing.

503
00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:15,918
-I take Zoloft.
-Shut up!

504
00:31:16,251 --> 00:31:19,338
-I do.
-Oh, my God! We're like so screwed up.

505
00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:22,382
Yeah, we're like partners in mental illness.

506
00:31:22,716 --> 00:31:23,884
(CHUCKLING)  The illest.

507
00:31:24,384 --> 00:31:27,888
I'm Solomon.
I would ask you to please keep it down.

508
00:31:28,013 --> 00:31:29,723
I'm trying to rest.

509
00:31:30,557 --> 00:31:32,226
NIA:  Craig, who is that?

510
00:31:33,393 --> 00:31:34,937
Excuse me.

511
00:31:35,062 --> 00:31:36,605
-Is everything okay?
-Will you be much longer?

512
00:31:36,730 --> 00:31:37,773
One second, please.

513
00:31:37,898 --> 00:31:39,358
Are you like in a crack den or something?

514
00:31:39,399 --> 00:31:42,236
Yeah, no, it's fine. Everything's...

515
00:31:42,361 --> 00:31:45,405
It'll come to you.
It will always come to you.

516
00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:48,909
Where are you?

517
00:31:49,076 --> 00:31:51,787
-I gotta go, Nia. Bye.
-Craig...

518
00:31:51,912 --> 00:31:53,413
It's all yours.

519
00:31:57,626 --> 00:31:59,294
Thanks, Mom.

520
00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:01,255
You know, your dad really wanted
to be here today,

521
00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:03,215
he just had a client crisis.

522
00:32:04,049 --> 00:32:05,259
Client crisis?

523
00:32:05,801 --> 00:32:08,428
Yeah, but he said,
he's for sure coming tomorrow.

524
00:32:08,887 --> 00:32:10,764
Have you made any friends yet?

525
00:32:11,932 --> 00:32:13,225
CRAIG: Yeah, I guess.

526
00:32:13,267 --> 00:32:14,560
Are you friends with the tranny?

527
00:32:14,601 --> 00:32:15,644
The tranny.

528
00:32:15,978 --> 00:32:17,145
Not really.

529
00:32:18,105 --> 00:32:19,773
Did you talk to my school?

530
00:32:19,815 --> 00:32:22,901
Because I really can't have them finding
I'm in a place like this.

531
00:32:22,943 --> 00:32:24,278
It could really damage my future.

532
00:32:24,403 --> 00:32:27,906
No, no. I just said you were in the hospital.
I didn't say anything specific.

533
00:32:27,948 --> 00:32:31,159
Good. The last thing I need is for them
to find out I've been institutionalized.

534
00:32:31,285 --> 00:32:32,744
Transvestite!

535
00:32:33,745 --> 00:32:34,955
JENNIFER: Schizo!

536
00:32:49,636 --> 00:32:51,180
What's going on, babe?

537
00:32:53,682 --> 00:32:56,143
Sorry. I was just dropping the shirt off.

538
00:32:57,603 --> 00:32:59,271
She's cute, isn't she?

539
00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:02,357
Yeah. Is she yours?

540
00:33:02,482 --> 00:33:05,444
Veronica. Like the Elvis Costello song.

541
00:33:06,486 --> 00:33:08,822
-How old is she?
-Eight and three-quarters.

542
00:33:10,282 --> 00:33:12,034
That's what she says. Three quarters.

543
00:33:15,495 --> 00:33:17,331
Well, good luck with your interview.

544
00:33:17,372 --> 00:33:19,833
What's it for, if you don't mind me asking?

545
00:33:20,459 --> 00:33:22,336
A group home.

546
00:33:23,003 --> 00:33:26,715
Basically, I need a place to live
when they kick me out of here on Thursday.

547
00:33:27,799 --> 00:33:30,886
Let me know if you need somebody
to practice with or something.

548
00:33:31,011 --> 00:33:32,304
What do you mean?

549
00:33:32,346 --> 00:33:35,140
Like a practice interview.
So you're better prepared.

550
00:33:35,682 --> 00:33:37,017
Yeah?

551
00:33:37,059 --> 00:33:38,477
Yeah.

552
00:33:38,519 --> 00:33:40,646
-You want to try?
-You want to try now?

553
00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:42,397
If you're not doing anything.

554
00:33:42,523 --> 00:33:44,691
Okay, great. Hold on.

555
00:33:45,150 --> 00:33:47,528
Let me do this with the official shirt on.

556
00:33:52,157 --> 00:33:55,244
Okay. You're ready?

557
00:33:55,869 --> 00:33:59,373
Hold on one second.
I don't know if I'll do it like...

558
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,042
Which is better, like...

559
00:34:02,543 --> 00:34:05,128
-This?
-Yeah. That looks natural.

560
00:34:05,212 --> 00:34:06,338
Okay.

561
00:34:10,217 --> 00:34:11,717
You can relax.

562
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,054
(SIGHING) I'm nervous.

563
00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:18,725
Okay, why is it that you think
you qualify to live in this group home?

564
00:34:19,851 --> 00:34:23,522
Because if you don't accept me,
I'll be homeless.

565
00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:29,235
Okay, good.

566
00:34:30,404 --> 00:34:32,364
Yeah, I think you're ready.

567
00:34:32,406 --> 00:34:34,574
Really? I didn't sound too desperate?

568
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:37,911
No. But...

569
00:34:38,661 --> 00:34:43,083
You might want to focus on the positive
things that you get from this experience

570
00:34:43,166 --> 00:34:45,335
as opposed to, you know...

571
00:34:45,918 --> 00:34:47,170
The negative.

572
00:34:47,504 --> 00:34:50,507
Exactly. Like what is it that
you could bring to the home?

573
00:34:50,591 --> 00:34:52,842
Something special that only you could offer.

574
00:34:56,346 --> 00:34:59,057
It could be anything.
Maybe you have a great attitude?

575
00:34:59,099 --> 00:35:00,184
No.

576
00:35:01,852 --> 00:35:04,229
You always clean up after yourself?

577
00:35:04,938 --> 00:35:06,356
Not really.

578
00:35:07,941 --> 00:35:12,112
You know, I think in these situations
it's okay to bend the truth just a little bit.

579
00:35:12,196 --> 00:35:15,073
Yeah. I just don't want to get
people's expectations up

580
00:35:15,115 --> 00:35:17,409
and then disappoint them later.

581
00:35:19,244 --> 00:35:21,580
That's it. You're pragmatic.
That's what you tell them.

582
00:35:22,623 --> 00:35:24,541
Okay, yeah. Right?

583
00:35:24,625 --> 00:35:26,418
Yeah, I know you're gonna do great.

584
00:35:27,044 --> 00:35:28,253
Thanks.

585
00:35:30,547 --> 00:35:31,965
You want to play some table tennis?

586
00:35:32,883 --> 00:35:34,468
I'm pretty terrible at table tennis.

587
00:35:34,551 --> 00:35:36,803
It's all right. It's just for fun. Come on.

588
00:35:38,597 --> 00:35:39,890
BOBBY: We play a lot around here.
The problem is,

589
00:35:39,973 --> 00:35:42,726
most people are
too zonked out on their meds to compete.

590
00:35:43,810 --> 00:35:44,811
One, zip.

591
00:35:44,937 --> 00:35:46,396
She's a liar.

592
00:35:47,731 --> 00:35:51,985
Please, baby. Baby. Please listen. Listen.

593
00:35:53,570 --> 00:35:54,905
I love you.

594
00:35:55,822 --> 00:35:56,823
(CHUCKLES)

595
00:35:58,075 --> 00:35:59,117
Don't worry about it.

596
00:36:00,827 --> 00:36:03,121
Of course, I forgive you, baby.

597
00:36:04,081 --> 00:36:06,124
Johnny doesn't phone kiss.

598
00:36:21,765 --> 00:36:22,850
You came.

599
00:36:22,933 --> 00:36:27,271
Yeah. I mean,
I had other plans, but I canceled them.

600
00:36:28,605 --> 00:36:32,025
Good. I thought
I might have scared you off yesterday.

601
00:36:33,151 --> 00:36:36,446
Yeah, celebrity suicide.

602
00:36:36,738 --> 00:36:38,448
It's kind of weird.

603
00:36:42,744 --> 00:36:45,914
Okay, so check it out.
We're gonna play a different game today.

604
00:36:47,082 --> 00:36:48,166
Okay.

605
00:36:49,334 --> 00:36:52,087
I ask you a question
and you ask me a question.

606
00:36:52,963 --> 00:36:54,423
Do we answer them?

607
00:36:54,506 --> 00:36:58,552
It's up to you, but no matter what,
you have to finish with a question.

608
00:36:58,635 --> 00:37:00,179
-Here we go. You ready?
-Yeah.

609
00:37:03,223 --> 00:37:04,558
(CHUCKLES) I said finish with a question.

610
00:37:05,976 --> 00:37:07,060
Are you stupid?

611
00:37:08,937 --> 00:37:10,314
No... Are you?

612
00:37:10,981 --> 00:37:14,484
There you go.
Do you think I'm gross looking?

613
00:37:18,030 --> 00:37:20,115
No. You look awesome.

614
00:37:20,991 --> 00:37:22,201
What's your question?

615
00:37:25,078 --> 00:37:26,997
Why'd you invite me here?

616
00:37:27,372 --> 00:37:29,666
I thought it was nice
that you loaned Bobby your shirt.

617
00:37:30,709 --> 00:37:33,629
Don't you think this is a good way
to get to know someone?

618
00:37:33,712 --> 00:37:34,838
Sure.

619
00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:36,924
Have you played this before?

620
00:37:37,007 --> 00:37:38,383
Not in here.

621
00:37:39,343 --> 00:37:40,427
Are you a virgin?

622
00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:44,598
(CHUCKLES) So...

623
00:37:45,474 --> 00:37:46,892
How long have you been here?

624
00:37:47,518 --> 00:37:49,394
Nice transition, Craig.

625
00:37:50,187 --> 00:37:53,148
Twenty-one days. Who dragged you here?

626
00:37:53,232 --> 00:37:56,193
I checked myself in, I guess.

627
00:37:57,069 --> 00:37:58,862
Kind of, by accident.

628
00:37:59,696 --> 00:38:02,115
The suicide hotline said to come.

629
00:38:02,991 --> 00:38:04,201
Why are you here so long?

630
00:38:04,493 --> 00:38:07,162
They think I might cut myself again.

631
00:38:07,412 --> 00:38:10,332
-Why'd you call the suicide hotline?
-I guess...

632
00:38:13,043 --> 00:38:16,213
Maybe I didn't really want to kill myself.

633
00:38:17,714 --> 00:38:19,633
But I kind of did.

634
00:38:20,926 --> 00:38:22,719
Does that make sense?

635
00:38:27,057 --> 00:38:28,851
So, where do you go?

636
00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:31,770
Executive Pre-Professional. You?

637
00:38:31,854 --> 00:38:32,980
Delfin.

638
00:38:33,397 --> 00:38:36,066
You're not some sort of
school uniform perv, are you?

639
00:38:36,775 --> 00:38:38,610
You guys wear uniforms?

640
00:38:38,777 --> 00:38:39,945
I knew it.

641
00:38:40,988 --> 00:38:45,158
Okay, sorry, I'm gonna
invade your personal space for one second.

642
00:38:45,242 --> 00:38:46,285
Why?

643
00:38:48,745 --> 00:38:50,330
-What are you doing?
-I'm just...

644
00:38:50,414 --> 00:38:52,165
-You shocked me.
-Make a wish.

645
00:39:02,551 --> 00:39:04,219
What do we do now?

646
00:39:05,929 --> 00:39:07,222
Are you still playing?

647
00:39:08,140 --> 00:39:10,517
No. Are you?

648
00:39:11,518 --> 00:39:13,687
I'll race you to arts and crafts.

649
00:39:19,276 --> 00:39:21,111
Hey, guys. No running, please.

650
00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:23,113
(INDISTINCT)

651
00:39:24,656 --> 00:39:26,658
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

652
00:39:33,248 --> 00:39:34,875
BOBBY: Well, well, well!

653
00:39:36,126 --> 00:39:38,045
Still working on it, Cool Craig?

654
00:39:38,128 --> 00:39:39,880
(SOFTLY) It's not what you think.

655
00:39:39,963 --> 00:39:43,342
I think the two of you were playing the
question game outside. That's what I think.

656
00:39:43,967 --> 00:39:47,471
-Well, I guess it is what you think then.
-I thought so.

657
00:39:47,554 --> 00:39:52,059
This is free period
arts recreational therapy for you latecomers.

658
00:39:52,476 --> 00:39:54,895
I'm Joanie, recreation director.

659
00:39:54,978 --> 00:39:56,396
I'm Craig.

660
00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:00,776
Well, materials are on the table, Craig.
So just go for it.

661
00:40:01,568 --> 00:40:03,570
That's okay. I don't really draw.

662
00:40:03,862 --> 00:40:06,073
Sure you do.
It doesn't have to be representative,

663
00:40:06,156 --> 00:40:08,116
it can be abstract, whatever you want.

664
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,369
Well, I'll just hang out, if that's okay.

665
00:40:11,453 --> 00:40:17,167
Everybody? Our new guest, Craig,
is having what we call an artistic block.

666
00:40:18,043 --> 00:40:19,670
He doesn't know what to draw.

667
00:40:20,671 --> 00:40:21,964
How about beavers?

668
00:40:22,506 --> 00:40:26,009
JOANIE: Humble, we do not draw
the sort of beavers you're talking about.

669
00:40:26,093 --> 00:40:27,302
Really?

670
00:40:29,096 --> 00:40:32,391
That's actually nice. I thought
it was gonna be a vagina. That's nice.

671
00:40:32,766 --> 00:40:34,309
Rolling pin!

672
00:40:34,393 --> 00:40:37,104
What was that, Roger?
Did you say something?

673
00:40:38,856 --> 00:40:40,065
This is weird.

674
00:40:40,148 --> 00:40:43,068
Look, she's not gonna get
off your back until you draw something.

675
00:40:43,151 --> 00:40:44,736
Can be anything.

676
00:40:45,404 --> 00:40:49,074
I bet you got some crazy stuff
in that messed up little mind of yours.

677
00:41:16,852 --> 00:41:18,896
PRESIDENT CLINTON ON TV:
America has created the longest

678
00:41:18,979 --> 00:41:22,357
peace time economic expansion
in our history.

679
00:41:24,735 --> 00:41:25,777
Shit!

680
00:41:25,861 --> 00:41:28,697
PRESIDENT CLINTON ON TV:
With nearly 18 million new jobs,

681
00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:31,825
wages rising at more than
twice the rate of inflation.

682
00:41:31,909 --> 00:41:33,619
The highest home ownership in history.

683
00:41:34,912 --> 00:41:36,705
Craig, honey, what's the matter?

684
00:41:37,789 --> 00:41:40,709
I can't do it.
Five years old and I'm already a failure.

685
00:41:40,792 --> 00:41:41,877
What can't you do?

686
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,421
I can't even trace Manhattan
on tracing paper.

687
00:41:44,505 --> 00:41:46,632
Tracing paper! Are you kidding me?

688
00:41:46,715 --> 00:41:51,011
Craig, you can't trace freehand
and expect it to be perfect.

689
00:41:51,678 --> 00:41:52,763
Why not?

690
00:41:52,846 --> 00:41:55,182
Because, honey, you're five years old.

691
00:41:55,516 --> 00:41:57,017
That's no excuse.

692
00:41:57,100 --> 00:42:00,020
Mozart composed three major symphonies
by the time he was five.

693
00:42:00,103 --> 00:42:01,522
GEORGE: Actually, Craig, it was four.

694
00:42:02,523 --> 00:42:03,607
I have an idea.

695
00:42:03,690 --> 00:42:06,193
Instead of trying to trace maps of Manhattan,

696
00:42:06,235 --> 00:42:09,196
why don't you just make up
your own maps?

697
00:42:10,364 --> 00:42:11,698
Of imaginary places.

698
00:42:49,486 --> 00:42:51,780
JOANIE: Looks like somebody got unblocked.

699
00:42:51,905 --> 00:42:53,407
PROFESSOR: That is extraordinary.

700
00:42:53,490 --> 00:42:55,242
HUMBLE: What is it?
BECCA: It's so pretty.

701
00:42:55,450 --> 00:42:58,579
Looks like a brain or something, right?

702
00:42:58,620 --> 00:43:01,081
Yeah, it's a brain map.

703
00:43:01,415 --> 00:43:04,251
-It's a great brain map.
-JOANIE: It's beautiful.

704
00:43:04,334 --> 00:43:05,627
JOHNNY: A smart talent.

705
00:43:06,461 --> 00:43:08,964
HUMBLE: I didn't get the brain part.
BECCA: Looks like a city.

706
00:43:09,506 --> 00:43:11,175
SMITTY: Hey, Craig,
you got a phone call, man.

707
00:43:14,803 --> 00:43:17,181
-Hello?
-Is this the loony bin?

708
00:43:17,764 --> 00:43:21,768
CRAIG:  Okay, I've been putting this off,
but I guess you should know more

709
00:43:21,852 --> 00:43:22,936
about my best friend, Aaron.

710
00:43:23,437 --> 00:43:25,939
He's the kind of guy
that life just comes easy to.

711
00:43:25,981 --> 00:43:29,943
He's got a 4.6 GPA.
I don't even see how that's possible.

712
00:43:30,152 --> 00:43:32,279
And he'll probably get
into the Gates Summer Programme,

713
00:43:32,321 --> 00:43:33,655
and claim something like...

714
00:43:33,947 --> 00:43:36,825
I didn't even apply to that thing.
They totally recruited me.

715
00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:38,827
Whatever, it'll look good
on my college apps.

716
00:43:38,952 --> 00:43:42,331
Not that he'd need it.
His extra-curriculars are out of control.

717
00:43:42,456 --> 00:43:44,291
I mean, Aaron does everything.

718
00:43:44,791 --> 00:43:45,876
(CROWD APPLAUDING)

719
00:43:46,043 --> 00:43:47,503
(CROWD CHEERING)

720
00:43:47,794 --> 00:43:49,296
He plays sports.

721
00:43:50,797 --> 00:43:52,799
He started a film society.

722
00:43:53,967 --> 00:43:57,471
He invented that adapter
thing that converts vinyl albums into MP3s.

723
00:43:59,723 --> 00:44:01,683
I just couldn't compete.

724
00:44:02,351 --> 00:44:03,560
How'd you get this number?

725
00:44:03,644 --> 00:44:05,187
AARON:  My girl gave it to me.

726
00:44:05,312 --> 00:44:06,730
How'd you end up in adult psych?

727
00:44:07,356 --> 00:44:09,316
Do they serve beer in there?

728
00:44:09,399 --> 00:44:11,818
Dude, can you get me any Vicodin?

729
00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:13,362
Come on, guys. Leave him alone.

730
00:44:13,862 --> 00:44:16,323
Seriously, Craig, what happened?

731
00:44:17,366 --> 00:44:19,993
I don't know. I had a bad night.

732
00:44:20,994 --> 00:44:22,371
AARON:  What do you mean, a bad night?

733
00:44:23,330 --> 00:44:25,666
I'm just feeling...

734
00:44:25,707 --> 00:44:29,670
Dude, you just need to chill more, okay?
Your problem is, you never chill.

735
00:44:29,795 --> 00:44:32,297
I'm gonna be chiling tonight,
where you gonna be?

736
00:44:32,673 --> 00:44:34,842
Here. I'm gonna be here.

737
00:44:35,008 --> 00:44:38,512
Oh, my God, Craig!
There is so nothing wrong with you.

738
00:44:38,846 --> 00:44:41,723
Yes, there is. I'm depressed.

739
00:44:42,724 --> 00:44:44,351
I take pills for it. Ask Nia.

740
00:44:45,853 --> 00:44:47,187
Ask Nia what?

741
00:44:47,354 --> 00:44:48,522
NIA:  Craig!

742
00:44:48,564 --> 00:44:51,316
Forget it. Maybe if you weren't such a dick,

743
00:44:51,984 --> 00:44:54,194
people would talk to you more
and you would know this kind of stuff.

744
00:44:54,403 --> 00:44:56,989
Dude, is this some kind of
pity play for my girlfriend?

745
00:44:58,198 --> 00:44:59,658
-Aaron...
-What?

746
00:44:59,867 --> 00:45:01,201
Fuck you.

747
00:45:03,579 --> 00:45:06,081
I know, keep it down. I'm sorry.

748
00:45:20,721 --> 00:45:22,723
I don't have any friends.

749
00:45:27,519 --> 00:45:29,897
This is very tough thing to learn.

750
00:45:45,412 --> 00:45:46,622
(BELL RINGING)

751
00:45:47,414 --> 00:45:51,460
Seems here someone neglected to turn
in their Gates Summer application.

752
00:45:51,585 --> 00:45:54,379
Who is it that doesn't want to study
at Franklin Gates this summer?

753
00:45:54,421 --> 00:45:55,964
Or eventually get into a good college?

754
00:45:56,089 --> 00:45:59,218
Get a good job.
Have a good lifestyle. Get laid.

755
00:45:59,593 --> 00:46:03,388
I don't understand why anyone would want
to end up depressed, alone and homeless

756
00:46:03,430 --> 00:46:04,765
in a psych ward.

757
00:46:04,890 --> 00:46:08,101
Sleeping next to some asocial reject
named Muqtada.

758
00:46:10,103 --> 00:46:11,897
(MUQTADA SNORING)

759
00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,741
(RADIO CHATTER)

760
00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:27,120
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

761
00:46:27,621 --> 00:46:29,289
How many times are you gonna
wind up in here again, huh?

762
00:46:29,331 --> 00:46:31,458
What is the matter with you?

763
00:46:31,750 --> 00:46:34,294
How can you let your child see you like this?

764
00:46:35,128 --> 00:46:36,630
What kind of father are you?

765
00:46:37,464 --> 00:46:41,927
I honestly think it'd be better off
for her, for all of us, if you were just dead.

766
00:46:43,303 --> 00:46:44,805
But you can't even get that right.

767
00:46:45,639 --> 00:46:48,976
SMITTY: Excuse me, miss,
you're going to have to leave.

768
00:46:50,978 --> 00:46:52,145
Come on.

769
00:47:00,153 --> 00:47:01,613
SMITTY: You okay, Bobby?

770
00:47:06,827 --> 00:47:08,161
My accountant.

771
00:47:08,662 --> 00:47:11,498
Check the wrong box
and the woman goes nuts.

772
00:47:14,084 --> 00:47:17,462
GEORGE: And so,
who was there buying soy milk?

773
00:47:17,504 --> 00:47:19,965
Alec Baldwin,
which I thought was kind of cool.

774
00:47:20,757 --> 00:47:24,970
And I talked to the admissions guy at Gates.
He agreed to give you an extension.

775
00:47:27,764 --> 00:47:32,019
But, you just focus on getting well, honey.
Don't stress about that. Okay?

776
00:47:32,144 --> 00:47:35,022
Yeah, you shouldn't stress about it.

777
00:47:37,482 --> 00:47:40,819
That doesn't mean it's not important
to try for it.

778
00:47:40,861 --> 00:47:42,321
George...

779
00:47:42,863 --> 00:47:46,033
Don't you have a client in crisis
somewhere, Dad?

780
00:47:48,118 --> 00:47:49,953
It'll come to you!

781
00:48:06,386 --> 00:48:07,804
Hey, Bobby.

782
00:48:11,850 --> 00:48:13,393
How was your interview?

783
00:48:23,403 --> 00:48:25,906
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

784
00:48:32,746 --> 00:48:34,873
(PANTING)

785
00:48:41,672 --> 00:48:43,006
I blew it.

786
00:48:47,094 --> 00:48:48,595
What happened?

787
00:49:07,906 --> 00:49:10,033
(SCREAMING)

788
00:49:12,411 --> 00:49:14,037
Calm down! Calm down!

789
00:49:17,457 --> 00:49:20,878
SMITTY: Okay, man. Easy, easy. Easy does it.

790
00:49:21,128 --> 00:49:24,631
Here we go. Okay. It's all right.

791
00:49:33,223 --> 00:49:36,476
And was that difficult for you?
Seeing Bobby like that?

792
00:49:38,770 --> 00:49:40,689
I was scared.

793
00:49:40,772 --> 00:49:42,482
Not that he was gonna hurt me or anything.

794
00:49:42,566 --> 00:49:45,652
Just, you know,
seeing someone lose it like that.

795
00:49:46,570 --> 00:49:48,780
You know,
it reminded me of how I feel sometimes.

796
00:49:48,864 --> 00:49:50,199
How's that?

797
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:54,036
Like I'm on the verge of just blowing up.

798
00:49:54,703 --> 00:49:59,499
All the stress and pressure
and anxiety just bubbling up.

799
00:50:01,126 --> 00:50:04,630
But I'm never able to let it out like that.
You know, I just keep it inside.

800
00:50:04,713 --> 00:50:06,590
Have you always felt that way?

801
00:50:07,633 --> 00:50:09,760
Well, not when I was a kid.

802
00:50:11,053 --> 00:50:12,221
Tell me about it.

803
00:50:13,013 --> 00:50:14,056
What do you mean?

804
00:50:14,765 --> 00:50:17,726
About a time you remember
being happy. Carefree.

805
00:50:26,985 --> 00:50:29,863
There was this one day back in eighth grade.

806
00:50:29,947 --> 00:50:34,409
It wasn't that long ago,
but time felt different back then.

807
00:50:35,410 --> 00:50:37,412
Like there was more of it.

808
00:50:39,873 --> 00:50:41,792
We spent the morning at Coney Island.

809
00:50:46,922 --> 00:50:49,758
Afterwards,
we rode our bikes through Bay Ridge,

810
00:50:53,762 --> 00:50:55,138
Sunset Park,

811
00:50:57,808 --> 00:50:59,184
Park Slope,

812
00:51:01,645 --> 00:51:03,313
Downtown Brooklyn,

813
00:51:05,816 --> 00:51:07,442
Brooklyn Heights,

814
00:51:08,777 --> 00:51:10,654
all the way to the Brooklyn Bridge.

815
00:51:24,918 --> 00:51:26,879
Then everything changed.

816
00:51:31,633 --> 00:51:34,261
Girls, grades, parents, two wars,

817
00:51:34,344 --> 00:51:37,389
impending environmental catastrophe,
a messed up economy...

818
00:51:37,472 --> 00:51:41,727
All these things seemed to come out of
nowhere, like on the same day.

819
00:51:44,313 --> 00:51:49,943
Craig, there is a saying
that goes something like,

820
00:51:51,153 --> 00:51:54,907
"Lord, grant me the strength
to change the things I can,

821
00:51:55,616 --> 00:51:58,076
"the courage to accept the things I can't,

822
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:00,078
"and the wisdom to know the difference."

823
00:52:03,248 --> 00:52:04,333
So...

824
00:52:06,919 --> 00:52:09,338
So, let's talk about your parents.

825
00:52:10,255 --> 00:52:12,299
You think I can change my parents?

826
00:52:12,382 --> 00:52:14,176
No, but I'm a psychiatrist.

827
00:52:14,259 --> 00:52:16,595
So I have to ask you
about them at some point.

828
00:52:16,678 --> 00:52:17,763
(SNICKERING)

829
00:52:17,930 --> 00:52:18,972
Um...

830
00:52:21,099 --> 00:52:22,142
They're good people.

831
00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:25,103
But, okay, take my dad. I just saw him today.

832
00:52:25,187 --> 00:52:29,608
And he knows I'm in here
'cause I'm stressed out,

833
00:52:29,691 --> 00:52:31,610
but he still brings up the Gates application.

834
00:52:31,693 --> 00:52:34,279
It's, like, "Get a clue, Dad.

835
00:52:34,363 --> 00:52:36,573
"There's something bigger going on here."

836
00:52:36,865 --> 00:52:38,492
And what's that?

837
00:52:41,036 --> 00:52:42,538
I don't know.

838
00:52:43,956 --> 00:52:45,249
But it feels big.

839
00:52:52,798 --> 00:52:53,882
Thanks.

840
00:52:53,966 --> 00:52:55,342
No problem.

841
00:52:57,261 --> 00:52:59,012
Is everything okay?

842
00:53:00,222 --> 00:53:03,892
Yeah, just screwing
the pooch with my interview. It's okay.

843
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,520
-I'm sorry.
-I'm over it.

844
00:53:06,603 --> 00:53:07,896
Really?

845
00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:10,315
Not really, I'm just zonked on Ativan.

846
00:53:10,399 --> 00:53:13,652
-Where'd you get the ice cream?
-Mister Softee, across the street.

847
00:53:14,486 --> 00:53:16,864
-JOHNNY: Bobby, man!
-I want ice cream.

848
00:53:16,947 --> 00:53:18,782
Can I have a lick, Bob?

849
00:53:18,866 --> 00:53:20,617
SMITTY: Got to do two points off, Bob.

850
00:53:20,701 --> 00:53:22,202
It's worth it.

851
00:53:22,661 --> 00:53:24,288
What's with these points?

852
00:53:24,371 --> 00:53:25,664
Yeah, what is with these points?

853
00:53:25,747 --> 00:53:29,251
I mean, seriously, no one could
possibly be keeping track of all of them.

854
00:53:29,334 --> 00:53:32,462
SMITTY: That's three points off
for doubting the system.

855
00:53:32,546 --> 00:53:34,840
Screw the system.
You can have some of my points.

856
00:53:34,923 --> 00:53:36,675
Johnny needs a lick.

857
00:53:36,758 --> 00:53:38,260
It looks good.

858
00:53:43,557 --> 00:53:44,725
What's this?

859
00:53:44,808 --> 00:53:46,018
Dollar.

860
00:53:46,727 --> 00:53:48,520
For the pizza party.

861
00:53:49,396 --> 00:53:51,440
-Where'd you get this?
-Don't worry about it.

862
00:53:58,697 --> 00:54:00,157
(LAUGHING)

863
00:54:04,077 --> 00:54:05,829
Yeah, it's a true story.

864
00:54:06,413 --> 00:54:07,664
He was one of the Black Panthers.

865
00:54:07,748 --> 00:54:09,291
And you never heard from him again?

866
00:54:10,959 --> 00:54:13,212
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me. Don't touch me.

867
00:54:13,295 --> 00:54:15,005
-Don't touch me.
-See that lady right there?

868
00:54:15,088 --> 00:54:18,258
She was a radical academic up at Columbia,
and then they passed the Patriot Act.

869
00:54:18,342 --> 00:54:20,093
You know what the Patriot Act is?

870
00:54:20,177 --> 00:54:21,303
-Yeah.
-Okay.

871
00:54:21,386 --> 00:54:25,015
When they passed the Patriot Act,
then she went bonkers.

872
00:54:26,433 --> 00:54:29,436
She thought that Bush put bugs
in all the phones.

873
00:54:39,613 --> 00:54:40,614
Pretty crazy, right?

874
00:54:41,782 --> 00:54:43,784
And that guy, Solomon, over there?

875
00:54:44,993 --> 00:54:46,370
He's nuts, too.

876
00:54:46,453 --> 00:54:50,123
He's part of this
Hasidic acid-head scene in Williamsburg.

877
00:55:03,637 --> 00:55:05,472
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

878
00:55:07,975 --> 00:55:10,644
He did 100 tabs of acid.

879
00:55:11,228 --> 00:55:13,897
Don't look, don't look. In one night.

880
00:55:15,732 --> 00:55:18,026
And hasn't been the same since.

881
00:55:18,986 --> 00:55:20,070
-Yeah.
-Wow!

882
00:55:20,153 --> 00:55:22,030
Yeah. Crazy, right?

883
00:55:22,573 --> 00:55:23,657
Kinda cool.

884
00:55:23,699 --> 00:55:25,242
Some cool people in here.

885
00:55:25,325 --> 00:55:26,493
Yeah.

886
00:55:28,078 --> 00:55:29,663
What about you?

887
00:55:31,164 --> 00:55:32,666
What about me?

888
00:55:35,419 --> 00:55:36,753
I just...

889
00:55:36,837 --> 00:55:40,048
You know, your daughter, Veronica.
When are you gonna see her again?

890
00:55:41,008 --> 00:55:45,345
You know, I think my daughter
is just better off without me.

891
00:55:46,430 --> 00:55:47,890
-Come on.
-No, really.

892
00:55:48,015 --> 00:55:50,851
I mean, I'm not really
a role model in this place,

893
00:55:50,934 --> 00:55:52,769
and I think she's just...

894
00:55:55,022 --> 00:55:56,607
She's better off.

895
00:55:58,525 --> 00:56:02,112
Look, I know that it's none of my business,

896
00:56:02,696 --> 00:56:05,782
and you can tell me
to get lost whenever you want,

897
00:56:08,410 --> 00:56:10,787
but I think that she's just
gonna want her dad around,

898
00:56:10,871 --> 00:56:13,040
and I don't think she's gonna care about...

899
00:56:13,081 --> 00:56:14,875
You should get lost.

900
00:56:19,713 --> 00:56:20,797
Okay.

901
00:56:25,219 --> 00:56:27,054
I think the Ativan's wearing off, I'm sorry.

902
00:56:28,055 --> 00:56:29,389
It's fine.

903
00:56:29,890 --> 00:56:31,266
BOBBY: Sorry.

904
00:56:35,229 --> 00:56:37,564
Do you have any other puke stories
that you'd like to share with me,

905
00:56:37,606 --> 00:56:40,067
-while we're getting to know each other?
-I have a few actually.

906
00:56:47,366 --> 00:56:49,034
(GUITAR STRUMMING)

907
00:57:06,093 --> 00:57:08,178
-Want to try?
-No, it's okay.

908
00:57:08,262 --> 00:57:10,722
Welcome back to musical exploration.

909
00:57:12,391 --> 00:57:14,101
Who doesn't have an instrument?

910
00:57:17,020 --> 00:57:20,440
No worries, bro.
Let's get you right up here on vocals.

911
00:57:20,607 --> 00:57:21,733
(ALL CHUCKLING)

912
00:57:23,443 --> 00:57:24,862
No, I can't sing.

913
00:57:25,112 --> 00:57:26,238
Like he can't draw.

914
00:57:26,780 --> 00:57:28,907
Seriously, I... No, I'm just...

915
00:57:29,366 --> 00:57:31,869
Cool Craig, what are you afraid of?
Come on.

916
00:57:33,036 --> 00:57:34,913
BOBBY: Craig, get up there. Craig.

917
00:57:35,789 --> 00:57:38,458
ALL: (CHANTING) Craig, Craig, Craig.

918
00:57:44,548 --> 00:57:45,966
(ALL CHEERING)

919
00:57:49,928 --> 00:57:51,430
You know this one?

920
00:57:51,471 --> 00:57:52,973
I think I've heard it before.

921
00:57:53,098 --> 00:57:54,141
All right.

922
00:57:54,224 --> 00:57:55,976
Bobby and the ladies will help you out.

923
00:57:56,101 --> 00:57:57,311
The ladies?

924
00:57:59,104 --> 00:58:01,815
Okay, people,
just like we practiced last week.

925
00:58:02,399 --> 00:58:03,775
You guys ready?

926
00:58:03,817 --> 00:58:05,110
Here we go.

927
00:58:09,948 --> 00:58:11,658
(ALL PLAYING OFF KEY)

928
00:58:34,681 --> 00:58:36,808
(VOCALIZING)

929
00:58:42,981 --> 00:58:46,693
(SINGING)  Pressure pushing down on me

930
00:58:46,818 --> 00:58:51,031
Pressing down on you no man ask for

931
00:58:51,156 --> 00:58:52,866
Under pressure

932
00:58:52,991 --> 00:58:55,285
That burns a building down

933
00:58:55,369 --> 00:58:57,704
Splits a family in two

934
00:58:57,788 --> 00:58:59,831
Puts people on streets

935
00:59:04,419 --> 00:59:06,463
(VOCALIZING)

936
00:59:07,089 --> 00:59:08,131
That's okay

937
00:59:08,215 --> 00:59:12,761
It's the terror of knowing
what this world is about

938
00:59:12,845 --> 00:59:15,264
Watching some good friends screaming

939
00:59:15,347 --> 00:59:16,640
Let me out!

940
00:59:16,890 --> 00:59:20,853
Pray tomorrow gets me higher

941
00:59:20,936 --> 00:59:24,690
Pressure on people, people on the streets

942
00:59:27,526 --> 00:59:29,820
Turned away from it all

943
00:59:29,903 --> 00:59:31,446
Like a blind man

944
00:59:32,656 --> 00:59:35,325
Sat on a fence but it don't work

945
00:59:36,368 --> 00:59:40,038
Keep coming up with love
but it's so slashed and torn

946
00:59:40,122 --> 00:59:43,375
Why? Why?

947
00:59:43,458 --> 00:59:49,756
Why?

948
00:59:51,508 --> 00:59:54,052
Love, love, love, love

949
00:59:55,220 --> 00:59:59,016
Insanity laughs
under pressure we're cracking

950
00:59:59,099 --> 01:00:02,978
Can't we give ourselves
one more chance

951
01:00:03,061 --> 01:00:06,982
Why can't we give love
that one more chance

952
01:00:07,065 --> 01:00:08,942
Why can't we give love

953
01:00:09,026 --> 01:00:12,112
Give love, give love
Give love, give love

954
01:00:12,196 --> 01:00:15,949
Give love, give love
Give love, give love

955
01:00:16,033 --> 01:00:21,455
'Cause love's such an old fashioned word

956
01:00:21,538 --> 01:00:26,835
And love dares you to change our way of

957
01:00:26,919 --> 01:00:31,006
Caring about ourselves

958
01:00:31,089 --> 01:00:35,010
This is our last dance

959
01:00:35,093 --> 01:00:39,014
This is ourselves

960
01:00:39,097 --> 01:00:41,725
Under pressure

961
01:00:43,310 --> 01:00:45,187
Under pressure

962
01:00:47,981 --> 01:00:49,233
Pressure

963
01:00:59,743 --> 01:01:01,036
(SCREAMING)

964
01:01:10,671 --> 01:01:12,923
NIA:  Oh, my God, you're like a total rock star.

965
01:01:13,006 --> 01:01:14,925
Like the whole school's obsessed with you.

966
01:01:15,008 --> 01:01:17,094
You're all anyone talks about anymore.

967
01:01:17,177 --> 01:01:19,054
You might want to think
about getting a new look.

968
01:01:19,930 --> 01:01:21,014
What do you mean?

969
01:01:21,098 --> 01:01:22,766
Don't worry,
we'll find you something cool, Craig.

970
01:01:23,767 --> 01:01:25,102
Cool Craig.

971
01:01:25,185 --> 01:01:26,895
What?

972
01:01:27,646 --> 01:01:30,357
Somebody in here calls me that.
"Cool Craig."

973
01:01:31,608 --> 01:01:33,527
Is that somebody a girl?

974
01:01:34,027 --> 01:01:35,612
No.

975
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:38,991
Well, are there any cute girls in there?

976
01:01:40,617 --> 01:01:41,952
Not really.

977
01:01:42,452 --> 01:01:45,539
Like, a mental hospital
probably isn't the best spot to hook up.

978
01:01:45,622 --> 01:01:47,332
I'm dying to see this place.

979
01:01:48,333 --> 01:01:49,918
-Can I come visit?
-Sure.

980
01:01:50,002 --> 01:01:51,879
Yeah, you can visit.

981
01:01:51,962 --> 01:01:55,048
That is if you don't mind
the groupies hanging all over me.

982
01:01:55,132 --> 01:01:56,800
Hey, get up.

983
01:01:59,803 --> 01:02:01,805
Yeah, sorry, I told you I was famous.

984
01:02:01,889 --> 01:02:04,016
They were just bothering me.

985
01:02:05,559 --> 01:02:06,602
(EXHALES)

986
01:02:06,685 --> 01:02:09,438
You've really gotta get out
of the room more, Muqtada.

987
01:02:09,521 --> 01:02:11,106
There's a whole world out there.

988
01:02:21,450 --> 01:02:22,701
(MUQTADA SNORING)

989
01:02:29,708 --> 01:02:32,836
It's just me.
Put these on. Let's go for a walk.

990
01:02:53,941 --> 01:02:55,734
Oh, my goodness.

991
01:02:55,817 --> 01:02:57,611
Sometimes it's just good to get out of there.

992
01:03:00,948 --> 01:03:02,282
BOBBY: Charlie, my friend.

993
01:03:05,786 --> 01:03:07,538
You got 30 minutes.

994
01:03:43,490 --> 01:03:44,658
Hey, what's the deal with you and Noelle?

995
01:03:45,367 --> 01:03:47,327
-What do you mean?
-What do you mean, what do I mean?

996
01:03:47,369 --> 01:03:49,204
Don't play dumb with me.

997
01:03:49,329 --> 01:03:50,831
The two of you are like...

998
01:03:51,373 --> 01:03:52,833
Your energy is like...

999
01:03:53,375 --> 01:03:56,170
(MIMICKING FIREWORKS)

1000
01:04:02,009 --> 01:04:03,510
Those were fireworks.

1001
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:06,013
You should ask her out.

1002
01:04:06,054 --> 01:04:07,222
-Ask her out?
-Yeah.

1003
01:04:08,390 --> 01:04:10,225
Ask her out. Like, out.

1004
01:04:10,767 --> 01:04:12,102
Well, I mean,

1005
01:04:12,686 --> 01:04:14,021
I like her,

1006
01:04:15,022 --> 01:04:16,690
but I think I'd be too nervous to ask her out.

1007
01:04:16,773 --> 01:04:18,901
What are you nervous about?

1008
01:04:19,234 --> 01:04:20,569
Rejection.

1009
01:04:21,195 --> 01:04:22,946
Babe, you can't live your life in fear.

1010
01:04:23,530 --> 01:04:25,199
You're gonna end up like Muqtada.

1011
01:04:25,741 --> 01:04:27,201
Or worse, me.

1012
01:04:27,618 --> 01:04:28,869
(SIGHS)

1013
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:32,915
That's the part where you go, "Hey, Bobby,
your life's not that bad," you know.

1014
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,375
-Sorry, I'm just...
-Relax. It's okay, babe.

1015
01:04:36,710 --> 01:04:39,421
But you shouldn't worry about rejection.

1016
01:04:39,546 --> 01:04:41,632
You shouldn't. You can practice with me.

1017
01:04:42,049 --> 01:04:43,592
Practice what?

1018
01:04:43,717 --> 01:04:45,385
Asking Noelle out.

1019
01:04:45,427 --> 01:04:47,387
-No, that's okay.
-Yeah, I'll be Noelle.

1020
01:04:47,471 --> 01:04:49,431
I'll be Noelle. I'm Noelle.

1021
01:04:54,102 --> 01:04:56,230
Hey, Craig. How's it going?

1022
01:04:57,105 --> 01:04:59,107
Hey, Noelle. I'm well. How are you?

1023
01:04:59,608 --> 01:05:00,651
Good.

1024
01:05:01,902 --> 01:05:02,945
I get out of here soon,

1025
01:05:03,570 --> 01:05:04,780
which is pretty cool.

1026
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:06,949
Do you like music?

1027
01:05:07,950 --> 01:05:09,326
Yeah, sure.

1028
01:05:11,119 --> 01:05:12,788
I like live music.

1029
01:05:15,290 --> 01:05:18,126
You just gonna sit there
the whole time you're asking her out?

1030
01:05:18,252 --> 01:05:19,419
Stand up. I'm a lady.

1031
01:05:21,171 --> 01:05:22,923
No, look, man.
You gotta loosen up a little bit.

1032
01:05:23,006 --> 01:05:24,132
Come on, loosen up.

1033
01:05:24,258 --> 01:05:26,426
Yeah, okay. Good, good, good.

1034
01:05:26,635 --> 01:05:29,930
(CLEARS THROAT) But I don't
like to go see live music by myself.

1035
01:05:32,266 --> 01:05:33,475
Okay.

1036
01:05:34,017 --> 01:05:35,811
Well, maybe we could go together?

1037
01:05:37,145 --> 01:05:39,731
(MIMICKING CRAIG)
"Well, okay, maybe we could go together?"

1038
01:05:39,773 --> 01:05:41,608
No. Say that again.
You gotta use more energy, man.

1039
01:05:41,733 --> 01:05:43,944
You gotta go like, "Oh!"
You gotta be excited.

1040
01:05:43,986 --> 01:05:45,112
Okay.

1041
01:05:45,821 --> 01:05:48,991
Yeah... Yeah, okay.
Well, maybe we could go together.

1042
01:05:49,116 --> 01:05:51,243
Oh! Hmm.

1043
01:05:51,577 --> 01:05:53,161
Well, well, well.

1044
01:05:53,620 --> 01:05:54,746
Who should we see?

1045
01:06:01,170 --> 01:06:02,254
U2?

1046
01:06:03,130 --> 01:06:04,131
No.

1047
01:06:04,673 --> 01:06:05,757
No.

1048
01:06:09,094 --> 01:06:10,304
Vampire Weekend?

1049
01:06:10,345 --> 01:06:13,140
No, no, no.
Don't be one of those douchebags

1050
01:06:13,182 --> 01:06:15,517
that takes her to some band
that she doesn't care about.

1051
01:06:16,351 --> 01:06:17,811
This is what you do,
and this is very important.

1052
01:06:17,853 --> 01:06:18,937
Okay.

1053
01:06:18,979 --> 01:06:20,856
Ask her what she likes.

1054
01:06:21,190 --> 01:06:22,274
Right. Yeah.

1055
01:06:22,316 --> 01:06:24,484
-Women like to be asked questions.
-Okay.

1056
01:06:24,526 --> 01:06:26,778
Like ask me a question.
I'll be Noelle again.

1057
01:06:29,656 --> 01:06:31,700
Do a little flirtation in the beginning.

1058
01:06:36,288 --> 01:06:39,124
-What do you mean by that?
-Comment on my shoes.

1059
01:06:39,166 --> 01:06:42,503
Hey, Noelle, those shoes are awesome.
They really look nice.

1060
01:06:42,544 --> 01:06:43,879
You're sweet to say that.

1061
01:06:45,631 --> 01:06:46,673
-It's nothing.
-Good.

1062
01:06:46,715 --> 01:06:48,383
You got it.
You're getting it. You're getting it.

1063
01:06:48,509 --> 01:06:50,010
-Okay.
-Not bad.

1064
01:07:03,023 --> 01:07:04,733
How'd you end up in here?

1065
01:07:05,192 --> 01:07:07,486
Man, you don't give up, do you?

1066
01:07:10,197 --> 01:07:11,240
I'm on vacation.

1067
01:07:12,074 --> 01:07:14,493
-Seriously.
-I am serious.

1068
01:07:14,535 --> 01:07:17,412
Some people go to the Hamptons.
I come here.

1069
01:07:18,372 --> 01:07:20,082
Get a little R & R.

1070
01:07:20,874 --> 01:07:22,543
People feed you.

1071
01:07:23,043 --> 01:07:25,212
I get high sometimes, man.

1072
01:07:26,755 --> 01:07:28,173
That's not what I heard about you.

1073
01:07:28,715 --> 01:07:30,008
(SIGHS) What'd you hear?

1074
01:07:31,927 --> 01:07:34,847
I heard you tried
to rape a penguin at the zoo.

1075
01:07:35,556 --> 01:07:37,224
Who told you that?

1076
01:07:38,183 --> 01:07:39,560
Relax, babe.

1077
01:07:41,436 --> 01:07:42,521
Funny guy, huh?

1078
01:07:48,861 --> 01:07:50,529
Actually, I...

1079
01:07:51,446 --> 01:07:54,908
I heard your accountant say
that you tried to kill yourself.

1080
01:07:57,411 --> 01:08:01,081
Well, this may come as a surprise to you,
Cool Craig, but,

1081
01:08:02,416 --> 01:08:03,876
she ain't my accountant.

1082
01:08:04,585 --> 01:08:05,752
Gee, really?

1083
01:08:07,838 --> 01:08:10,591
And I've tried to kill myself six times.

1084
01:08:14,928 --> 01:08:16,596
I thought about doing that,

1085
01:08:17,598 --> 01:08:21,602
but I couldn't make it to the bridge.

1086
01:08:21,727 --> 01:08:23,437
I just came straight here.

1087
01:08:24,438 --> 01:08:25,856
What stopped you?

1088
01:08:27,107 --> 01:08:30,777
My family, I think.
You know, my parents and my sister.

1089
01:08:32,069 --> 01:08:34,907
Just knowing how bad
it would mess them up.

1090
01:08:36,783 --> 01:08:38,702
See, that's the part I don't get, Craig.

1091
01:08:38,785 --> 01:08:42,538
I mean, you're cool,
you're smart, you're talented.

1092
01:08:43,707 --> 01:08:45,250
You have a family that loves you.

1093
01:08:45,292 --> 01:08:48,420
You know, what I would
do just to be you, for just a day?

1094
01:08:53,133 --> 01:08:57,054
I would... I would do so much.

1095
01:09:00,807 --> 01:09:02,142
I would...

1096
01:09:04,060 --> 01:09:05,645
I don't know. I would just...

1097
01:09:07,564 --> 01:09:09,066
I'd just live.

1098
01:09:10,399 --> 01:09:12,319
Like it meant something.

1099
01:09:21,161 --> 01:09:22,412
Let's go.

1100
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:42,182
Smitty, I found these laying around
somewhere.

1101
01:09:48,188 --> 01:09:49,189
What's going on?

1102
01:09:53,193 --> 01:09:56,196
Hey, Muqtada.
Are you coming out for a walk?

1103
01:09:58,532 --> 01:10:00,158
What is there to do?

1104
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:02,369
Well, do you like to draw?

1105
01:10:05,205 --> 01:10:06,540
Ping-pong.

1106
01:10:07,124 --> 01:10:08,584
Ping what?

1107
01:10:08,667 --> 01:10:10,210
You like music?

1108
01:10:12,379 --> 01:10:13,422
Yes.

1109
01:10:13,755 --> 01:10:15,716
Okay. Great. Well...

1110
01:10:15,799 --> 01:10:17,384
Only Egypt music.

1111
01:10:17,676 --> 01:10:19,261
Well, let's see.

1112
01:10:20,179 --> 01:10:22,472
Excuse me, if you please.
I am trying to rest.

1113
01:10:23,307 --> 01:10:25,350
Sol, have you met Muqtada?

1114
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:32,441
If you could please keep it down.

1115
01:10:34,401 --> 01:10:36,403
He has sensitive hearing.

1116
01:10:37,988 --> 01:10:40,407
This I think is enough for one day.

1117
01:10:46,538 --> 01:10:48,290
(CHATTERING ON TV)

1118
01:10:55,839 --> 01:10:57,216
NIA: Hey, Craig.

1119
01:11:00,010 --> 01:11:01,220
Hey.

1120
01:11:01,428 --> 01:11:03,430
Um, this is a surprise.

1121
01:11:05,224 --> 01:11:06,767
Me and Aaron broke up.

1122
01:11:07,601 --> 01:11:08,769
I'm sorry.

1123
01:11:17,986 --> 01:11:19,446
NIA: Are you okay?

1124
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:22,783
Uh, yeah. Sorry. Um...

1125
01:11:23,325 --> 01:11:24,785
You must be really loaded, huh?

1126
01:11:25,202 --> 01:11:27,538
Yeah. I'm pretty zonked.

1127
01:11:27,871 --> 01:11:31,959
So, you know I've been
thinking about you non-stop

1128
01:11:32,042 --> 01:11:34,461
since we talked on the phone the other day.

1129
01:11:34,878 --> 01:11:36,129
(STUTTERING)

1130
01:11:36,755 --> 01:11:38,465
I've been thinking about you a lot, too.

1131
01:11:38,632 --> 01:11:41,218
I woke up and my bed was on fire!

1132
01:11:42,052 --> 01:11:43,512
What's wrong with that guy?

1133
01:11:44,012 --> 01:11:45,138
He's schizophrenic.

1134
01:11:45,722 --> 01:11:46,849
Weird.

1135
01:11:47,391 --> 01:11:48,559
Anyway,

1136
01:11:49,142 --> 01:11:54,314
it's like you told me all this stuff about you
and you're really mature.

1137
01:11:55,482 --> 01:11:57,401
Not like everyone else
with their stupid little problems.

1138
01:11:57,484 --> 01:11:59,570
I mean, you're really, really screwed up.

1139
01:12:00,654 --> 01:12:02,030
I'm a mess.

1140
01:12:02,447 --> 01:12:04,867
But in a good way.
You know, in the way that gives you

1141
01:12:06,660 --> 01:12:07,703
experience.

1142
01:12:08,161 --> 01:12:10,497
So you and Aaron broke up?

1143
01:12:13,625 --> 01:12:16,253
Okay, so I know I should
be thinking about Noelle,

1144
01:12:16,336 --> 01:12:18,630
and how I'm supposed to be
meeting her in 20 minutes.

1145
01:12:18,714 --> 01:12:21,425
But when you have
a really gorgeous girl in front of you,

1146
01:12:21,508 --> 01:12:23,510
and you've been obsessing over her
for two years,

1147
01:12:23,594 --> 01:12:27,514
and she's biting her lip and talking low,
and you've got a boner,

1148
01:12:28,765 --> 01:12:30,642
what are you gonna do?

1149
01:12:31,602 --> 01:12:33,395
Do you want to see my room?

1150
01:12:42,696 --> 01:12:44,448
NIA: You haven't finished that yet?

1151
01:12:44,531 --> 01:12:45,657
What?

1152
01:12:48,452 --> 01:12:51,121
Yes, we have a lot of activities here, so...

1153
01:12:51,538 --> 01:12:52,873
Takes up...

1154
01:13:06,929 --> 01:13:09,097
Me and Aaron never did anything like this.

1155
01:13:13,519 --> 01:13:15,395
This was totally on my checklist.

1156
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:20,067
(TOILET FLUSHING)

1157
01:13:21,777 --> 01:13:24,071
-Is someone else in here?
-I'm gonna be sick.

1158
01:13:24,154 --> 01:13:25,572
MUQTADA: Sex!

1159
01:13:25,948 --> 01:13:27,115
Sex in my bed!

1160
01:13:27,199 --> 01:13:28,242
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

1161
01:13:28,325 --> 01:13:30,035
NIA: God, that's disgusting.

1162
01:13:30,118 --> 01:13:32,162
MUQTADA: Children make sex in my bed!

1163
01:13:32,246 --> 01:13:33,789
Craig, who is this?

1164
01:13:33,914 --> 01:13:35,415
This is my roommate, Muqtada.

1165
01:13:35,499 --> 01:13:36,959
Don't talk to her!

1166
01:13:37,084 --> 01:13:38,168
She try and make sex in my bed!

1167
01:13:38,252 --> 01:13:40,170
Calm down. No one was having sex, okay?

1168
01:13:40,254 --> 01:13:42,089
Woman is temptress! I know.

1169
01:13:42,339 --> 01:13:43,590
-What's wrong with you?
-MUQTADA: Get out.

1170
01:13:44,091 --> 01:13:46,009
He's going through a hard time.

1171
01:13:46,093 --> 01:13:48,262
No, you! What's wrong with you?

1172
01:13:48,345 --> 01:13:50,097
I'm also going through a hard time.

1173
01:13:50,138 --> 01:13:53,642
You know what? You should get some rest,
and I'll call you tomorrow or something.

1174
01:13:53,767 --> 01:13:55,269
Nia. Nia, wait.

1175
01:13:56,812 --> 01:13:58,480
(MUTTERING)

1176
01:14:00,524 --> 01:14:01,608
Wait. Nia.

1177
01:14:05,612 --> 01:14:06,989
I love you.

1178
01:14:09,783 --> 01:14:11,326
Just get better, Craig.

1179
01:14:17,624 --> 01:14:18,667
No, I mean...

1180
01:14:51,325 --> 01:14:52,534
Noelle.

1181
01:14:53,368 --> 01:14:54,953
Noelle, please.

1182
01:14:55,329 --> 01:14:57,206
I'm sorry I messed up.

1183
01:14:57,623 --> 01:15:00,042
I love your portrait. It's amazing.

1184
01:15:01,835 --> 01:15:03,545
I wish you'd open the door.

1185
01:15:05,797 --> 01:15:07,216
Are you okay?

1186
01:15:16,517 --> 01:15:18,185
Oh. Uh...

1187
01:15:19,728 --> 01:15:21,855
This is pretty cool, too.

1188
01:15:24,358 --> 01:15:26,360
So, our meeting tonight.

1189
01:15:28,070 --> 01:15:30,322
Is it safe to assume that's not happening?

1190
01:15:41,875 --> 01:15:44,336
You've had it figured out all along, Muqtada.

1191
01:15:46,839 --> 01:15:48,841
Never get out of the bed.

1192
01:15:58,267 --> 01:15:59,893
BOBBY: I got in.

1193
01:16:02,938 --> 01:16:04,189
In what?

1194
01:16:04,773 --> 01:16:06,108
In your mama.

1195
01:16:06,441 --> 01:16:07,526
Oh.

1196
01:16:09,403 --> 01:16:11,071
I got in the home.

1197
01:16:12,573 --> 01:16:13,740
That's great.

1198
01:16:16,451 --> 01:16:18,370
We missed you at breakfast.

1199
01:16:18,412 --> 01:16:19,621
(GROANING)

1200
01:16:20,539 --> 01:16:23,876
Is this about this whole Nia/Noelle fiasco?

1201
01:16:24,751 --> 01:16:25,919
How do you know about that?

1202
01:16:25,961 --> 01:16:28,422
Solomon. That dude's got sensitive hearing.

1203
01:16:29,214 --> 01:16:34,803
Look, it's not just women, okay?
I can't do anything right. My life's a mess.

1204
01:16:35,721 --> 01:16:37,598
No, my life is a mess.

1205
01:16:39,892 --> 01:16:42,603
Muqtada's life is a mess. No offense, babe.

1206
01:16:43,228 --> 01:16:44,313
All good, papa.

1207
01:16:44,897 --> 01:16:47,441
Look, I happen to like you, Craig.

1208
01:16:49,568 --> 01:16:51,612
You remind me of me when I was your age.

1209
01:16:51,945 --> 01:16:55,115
I was much better looking, and I didn't have
as much trouble with women...

1210
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:57,409
Get back on track, man.

1211
01:16:58,452 --> 01:17:00,078
The point is, in 20 years,

1212
01:17:01,079 --> 01:17:04,082
if you're celebrating your daughter's
eighth birthday in a place like this,

1213
01:17:06,001 --> 01:17:07,836
I swear to God,

1214
01:17:08,587 --> 01:17:10,589
Muqtada and I are going to kick your ass.

1215
01:17:13,467 --> 01:17:15,135
He not busy being born,

1216
01:17:16,470 --> 01:17:17,971
is busy dying.

1217
01:17:22,309 --> 01:17:23,352
You need to believe that.

1218
01:17:29,775 --> 01:17:31,151
This Bobby,

1219
01:17:32,611 --> 01:17:33,946
I think, very wise man.

1220
01:17:37,950 --> 01:17:39,159
By the way, I was just
coming in to tell you that

1221
01:17:39,284 --> 01:17:40,536
I'm not gonna be homeless tomorrow.

1222
01:17:41,787 --> 01:17:42,829
I'm just saying.

1223
01:17:45,624 --> 01:17:47,042
(DOOR CLOSES)

1224
01:18:01,682 --> 01:18:03,100
BOBBY: And guess what?

1225
01:18:04,268 --> 01:18:07,020
It's right next door to the YMCA.

1226
01:18:07,688 --> 01:18:10,482
Yeah. So we can go swimming
in the swimming pool,

1227
01:18:10,524 --> 01:18:12,651
and maybe play table tennis.

1228
01:18:13,861 --> 01:18:14,987
(CHUCKLES)

1229
01:18:16,029 --> 01:18:17,698
Ping-pong, yes.

1230
01:18:18,198 --> 01:18:19,700
It's the same thing.

1231
01:18:19,825 --> 01:18:22,327
So listen, your mom will
bring you by on Saturday,

1232
01:18:22,369 --> 01:18:24,037
and we could have a feast.

1233
01:18:57,988 --> 01:19:00,866
There are so many people,
you know, not just in this hospital,

1234
01:19:00,908 --> 01:19:04,661
but in the whole world,
who are struggling so hard just to live.

1235
01:19:05,579 --> 01:19:10,209
And, it's like, self-indulgent for me
to not appreciate what I have.

1236
01:19:10,751 --> 01:19:11,835
Like what?

1237
01:19:12,085 --> 01:19:18,425
Well, there's my family, my home,
and my friends.

1238
01:19:19,843 --> 01:19:21,929
And you know, there's this.

1239
01:19:24,765 --> 01:19:27,893
I used to think art was just
bourgeois decadence, but...

1240
01:19:34,024 --> 01:19:35,734
It's really wonderful, Craig.

1241
01:19:36,235 --> 01:19:37,402
Thanks.

1242
01:19:38,403 --> 01:19:42,115
Yeah, I've done about 20 of them
and it's something that I really enjoy.

1243
01:19:42,741 --> 01:19:44,284
What do you enjoy about it?

1244
01:19:45,118 --> 01:19:46,203
It's fun.

1245
01:19:46,703 --> 01:19:49,957
And it takes my mind
off the things that stress me out.

1246
01:19:50,749 --> 01:19:52,960
You gonna continue it when you leave?

1247
01:19:53,919 --> 01:19:55,045
Yeah.

1248
01:19:55,712 --> 01:19:58,924
Or, I think. But my dad might freak.

1249
01:19:59,258 --> 01:20:01,093
Have you told him how you feel?

1250
01:20:01,134 --> 01:20:02,386
Not yet.

1251
01:20:02,594 --> 01:20:03,804
But you will?

1252
01:20:05,764 --> 01:20:06,974
I think so.

1253
01:20:10,060 --> 01:20:11,270
Thank you.

1254
01:20:16,441 --> 01:20:18,777
It's my last night tonight, Smitty.

1255
01:20:18,819 --> 01:20:20,779
It is your last night, Craig.

1256
01:20:20,821 --> 01:20:24,825
I hate to break it to you, Craig, but I think
I'm really gonna miss you.

1257
01:20:26,118 --> 01:20:29,329
Well, it's Bobby's last night, too,

1258
01:20:29,454 --> 01:20:32,291
so I was wondering if we
could have a pizza party.

1259
01:20:32,457 --> 01:20:36,336
Yes, we can. Yeah. Do you have the money?
If you can get the money.

1260
01:20:36,461 --> 01:20:38,755
Yeah, no, I'll have the money. Yeah, I...

1261
01:20:38,839 --> 01:20:40,465
You have records you could bring?

1262
01:20:40,674 --> 01:20:42,134
(VOCALIZING)

1263
01:20:54,479 --> 01:20:57,149
Hey, thanks for coming.

1264
01:20:59,860 --> 01:21:03,155
I just wanted to say, I'm really sorry
about what happened yesterday.

1265
01:21:03,363 --> 01:21:07,034
That girl I was with,
she's my best friend's girlfriend.

1266
01:21:07,117 --> 01:21:08,702
I've been obsessed with her forever and...

1267
01:21:08,827 --> 01:21:10,370
And you're in love with her?

1268
01:21:11,038 --> 01:21:12,039
No.

1269
01:21:12,164 --> 01:21:14,541
Well, of course not. But you think she's hot,

1270
01:21:14,666 --> 01:21:16,668
so you told her what you
thought she'd want to hear.

1271
01:21:18,670 --> 01:21:21,048
And now you're going to
do the same thing to me.

1272
01:21:21,298 --> 01:21:22,674
No, I'm not.

1273
01:21:22,966 --> 01:21:24,301
You're not?

1274
01:21:29,348 --> 01:21:32,142
Look, I do think you're hot.

1275
01:21:32,726 --> 01:21:37,856
And I do want to say the right thing,
but that's only because I really like you.

1276
01:21:39,399 --> 01:21:42,569
I like how you don't
hide your problems like everyone else.

1277
01:21:43,820 --> 01:21:46,907
And I feel like I don't
have to hide mine when I'm around you.

1278
01:21:50,077 --> 01:21:52,496
You know, I've been thinking
about it a lot recently,

1279
01:21:52,579 --> 01:21:54,331
and I've realized that

1280
01:21:55,707 --> 01:21:59,211
if you're not busy being born,
you're busy dying.

1281
01:22:00,546 --> 01:22:03,257
And I, for one, think that
we could both benefit from

1282
01:22:04,341 --> 01:22:06,385
being born, again.

1283
01:22:08,053 --> 01:22:10,889
Not being born again,
but you know what I mean?

1284
01:22:11,390 --> 01:22:13,100
Gee, thanks for the wisdom, Bob.

1285
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:15,435
What? He told you that, too?

1286
01:22:15,769 --> 01:22:17,271
-Who?
-Bobby.

1287
01:22:17,896 --> 01:22:21,066
Yeah, me and about a billion other people.

1288
01:22:23,527 --> 01:22:24,862
Bob Dylan.

1289
01:22:26,738 --> 01:22:29,116
It's the song you just quoted.

1290
01:22:29,575 --> 01:22:31,243
-What? No.
-Yes.

1291
01:22:37,749 --> 01:22:40,586
Anyway, my point is

1292
01:22:42,087 --> 01:22:43,422
I want to play doctor with you.

1293
01:24:03,544 --> 01:24:04,837
This is awesome.

1294
01:24:11,885 --> 01:24:15,305
So, how come you never asked me why?

1295
01:24:17,057 --> 01:24:18,350
Why what?

1296
01:24:26,024 --> 01:24:30,737
I guess I just assumed you'd tell me
when you wanted me to know.

1297
01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:36,243
Thanks.

1298
01:24:44,543 --> 01:24:45,752
Do you like music?

1299
01:24:46,837 --> 01:24:48,255
Do you like breathing?

1300
01:24:49,047 --> 01:24:51,216
That's right. It was a dumb question.

1301
01:24:52,676 --> 01:24:59,057
I like... I like
Radiohead a lot, the Pixies, T. Rex.

1302
01:24:59,933 --> 01:25:01,435
Oh, what else?

1303
01:25:03,395 --> 01:25:04,938
Have you seen them live?

1304
01:25:05,063 --> 01:25:07,774
I saw Radiohead and the Pixies once.

1305
01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:09,443
Cool.

1306
01:25:09,943 --> 01:25:11,236
So...

1307
01:25:15,908 --> 01:25:19,578
You know, Vampire Weekend's
doing a show at the end of the month.

1308
01:25:23,290 --> 01:25:25,083
Would you want to go?

1309
01:25:26,460 --> 01:25:28,462
Yes, I would.

1310
01:25:29,963 --> 01:25:30,964
With you, right?

1311
01:25:31,089 --> 01:25:32,716
No, with Solomon.

1312
01:25:33,634 --> 01:25:34,801
Yeah, with me.

1313
01:25:42,976 --> 01:25:44,394
CRAIG:  Sorry guys.

1314
01:25:45,145 --> 01:25:48,815
This is about to get pretty sappy,
so I'm just gonna give you the highlights.

1315
01:25:48,899 --> 01:25:50,651
This is me sharing the realization that

1316
01:25:50,734 --> 01:25:53,737
I don't actually want to be
a CEO, lawyer, or President.

1317
01:25:55,322 --> 01:25:56,657
This is Noelle,

1318
01:25:56,782 --> 01:25:59,660
laughing at the idea that
I once wanted to be President.

1319
01:25:59,785 --> 01:26:02,496
Here, Noelle suggests I "screw"

1320
01:26:02,579 --> 01:26:05,624
the Gates Summer application
if it makes me so unhappy.

1321
01:26:06,166 --> 01:26:08,293
This is me liking that idea.

1322
01:26:09,628 --> 01:26:12,506
This is me thinking about
how to tell my dad.

1323
01:26:13,841 --> 01:26:18,345
This is after I tell Noelle
how beautiful I think she is.

1324
01:26:47,207 --> 01:26:50,544
Okay, just have them
send the delivery guy to the third floor.

1325
01:26:51,003 --> 01:26:52,045
3 North.

1326
01:26:52,171 --> 01:26:54,298
GEORGE:  No problem, sport. You got it.

1327
01:26:54,381 --> 01:26:55,966
-Thanks, Dad.
-Sure.

1328
01:26:56,049 --> 01:26:57,384
Yeah, I'll see you and Mom tomorrow.

1329
01:26:57,467 --> 01:26:58,510
I'll see you then.

1330
01:26:58,552 --> 01:27:00,053
-Okay, bye.
-Bye.

1331
01:27:04,474 --> 01:27:05,893
Hey, Muqtada.

1332
01:27:21,575 --> 01:27:23,076
-AARON:  Hello?
-Hey, man.

1333
01:27:23,619 --> 01:27:25,746
I could really use a favor.

1334
01:27:26,914 --> 01:27:29,166
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING FROM STEREO)

1335
01:27:37,341 --> 01:27:39,092
Hey, found it.

1336
01:27:39,384 --> 01:27:41,011
I so appreciate this.

1337
01:27:41,094 --> 01:27:42,721
Yeah, no problem.

1338
01:27:44,681 --> 01:27:47,184
Look, man, I'm sorry I was a bitch to you.

1339
01:27:48,602 --> 01:27:51,438
I'm sorry
I tried to make out with your girlfriend.

1340
01:27:54,441 --> 01:27:56,109
How are things with Nia?

1341
01:27:57,110 --> 01:27:58,612
We're gonna try and work through it.

1342
01:27:58,862 --> 01:27:59,947
Good.

1343
01:28:00,822 --> 01:28:02,950
You know, I might hide it pretty well, but,

1344
01:28:03,033 --> 01:28:06,828
I mean, I get that depression
stuff, too, sometimes.

1345
01:28:07,287 --> 01:28:08,330
Yeah?

1346
01:28:10,791 --> 01:28:12,501
Don't kill yourself, okay?

1347
01:28:13,252 --> 01:28:14,503
I won't.

1348
01:28:14,586 --> 01:28:15,921
Seriously.

1349
01:28:16,755 --> 01:28:17,965
Thanks.

1350
01:28:24,638 --> 01:28:26,306
I'll call you tomorrow, all right?

1351
01:28:26,390 --> 01:28:27,724
Yeah, you will.

1352
01:28:29,184 --> 01:28:30,352
Hey...

1353
01:28:31,895 --> 01:28:33,480
Did you really try to make out with Nia?

1354
01:28:37,609 --> 01:28:38,652
Dick.

1355
01:28:42,030 --> 01:28:43,991
Pizza's getting cold. What's up?

1356
01:28:45,993 --> 01:28:47,536
I'm tired, man.

1357
01:28:48,704 --> 01:28:51,164
Think I'll skip out on the pizza shin-dig.

1358
01:28:51,790 --> 01:28:52,833
Pack up.

1359
01:28:53,834 --> 01:28:55,460
Vacation's over.

1360
01:28:56,170 --> 01:28:58,589
Yes, back to work.

1361
01:28:59,173 --> 01:29:00,924
-You got a job?
-No.

1362
01:29:01,008 --> 01:29:02,134
(CHUCKLES)

1363
01:29:02,342 --> 01:29:04,469
Well, congratulations on your home.

1364
01:29:04,553 --> 01:29:05,762
Thanks.

1365
01:29:09,474 --> 01:29:12,311
You know, I used that Dylan line on Noelle.

1366
01:29:15,230 --> 01:29:16,648
How'd it go?

1367
01:29:16,857 --> 01:29:19,443
Good. We're gonna hang out soon.

1368
01:29:19,526 --> 01:29:21,570
-Yeah?
-Maybe see some music.

1369
01:29:22,321 --> 01:29:23,405
Good.

1370
01:29:29,036 --> 01:29:30,078
Here.

1371
01:29:32,623 --> 01:29:33,665
It's you.

1372
01:29:34,041 --> 01:29:36,043
Yikes. It's a mess in there, man.

1373
01:29:36,460 --> 01:29:38,170
Oh, it's not such a mess.

1374
01:29:38,837 --> 01:29:40,923
It's just undergoing renovations.

1375
01:29:43,967 --> 01:29:46,053
Look, I wrote my number on the back.

1376
01:29:46,845 --> 01:29:50,182
We should get together sometime,
play some table tennis.

1377
01:29:53,143 --> 01:29:54,228
Sure.

1378
01:29:57,272 --> 01:30:00,359
Cool. Well, I'll see you tomorrow
at breakfast.

1379
01:30:03,654 --> 01:30:04,738
Good luck, Craig.

1380
01:30:06,406 --> 01:30:08,575
Not that you need it, but...

1381
01:30:14,248 --> 01:30:16,416
Thanks. You, too, babe.

1382
01:30:20,921 --> 01:30:22,756
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

1383
01:31:05,799 --> 01:31:06,925
(EXCLAIMS)

1384
01:31:07,426 --> 01:31:08,719
Hey, come on.

1385
01:31:08,802 --> 01:31:09,970
Trust me.

1386
01:31:10,596 --> 01:31:11,638
HUMBLE: I gotta dance.

1387
01:31:15,017 --> 01:31:17,019
(EGYPTIAN MUSIC PLAYING)

1388
01:31:20,314 --> 01:31:21,648
Excuse me?

1389
01:31:47,508 --> 01:31:48,884
I like this.

1390
01:31:49,384 --> 01:31:51,053
I like this. Yeah!

1391
01:31:56,975 --> 01:31:58,060
Look.

1392
01:33:06,086 --> 01:33:07,629
So long, buddy.

1393
01:33:07,713 --> 01:33:11,216
You should probably stay longer.
You might lose it on the outside.

1394
01:33:12,718 --> 01:33:15,596
-I'll take my chances.
-JIMMY: It'll come to you!

1395
01:33:17,431 --> 01:33:20,267
CRAIG:  Okay, I know you're thinking,
"What is this?

1396
01:33:20,642 --> 01:33:24,062
"Kid spends a few days in the hospital
and all his problems are cured?"

1397
01:33:24,146 --> 01:33:26,315
But I'm not. I know I'm not.

1398
01:33:27,774 --> 01:33:29,943
I can tell this is just the beginning.

1399
01:33:30,652 --> 01:33:34,281
I still need to face
my homework, my school, my friends.

1400
01:33:34,823 --> 01:33:36,241
My dad.

1401
01:33:37,201 --> 01:33:38,869
-Hello, Smitty.
-Hey, hey.

1402
01:33:39,286 --> 01:33:40,913
-Thanks for everything.
-Yeah.

1403
01:33:41,205 --> 01:33:43,457
Sure. You're very welcome, sir.

1404
01:33:44,374 --> 01:33:46,126
Have you seen Bobby around?

1405
01:33:46,210 --> 01:33:48,879
Yeah, Bobby left pretty early this morning.

1406
01:33:51,840 --> 01:33:55,052
But the difference between
today and last Saturday

1407
01:33:55,761 --> 01:33:57,721
is that for the first time in a while,

1408
01:33:57,804 --> 01:34:00,641
I can look forward
to the things I want to do in my life.

1409
01:34:03,727 --> 01:34:04,770
How you feeling?

1410
01:34:05,729 --> 01:34:07,231
I feel like...

1411
01:34:08,023 --> 01:34:09,816
Like I can handle it.

1412
01:34:13,570 --> 01:34:16,114
Bike, eat, drink, talk.

1413
01:34:16,198 --> 01:34:18,825
Ride the subway, read, read maps.

1414
01:34:18,909 --> 01:34:20,577
Make maps, make art.

1415
01:34:20,661 --> 01:34:22,079
Finish the Gates application.

1416
01:34:22,162 --> 01:34:24,081
Tell my dad not to stress about it.

1417
01:34:24,164 --> 01:34:26,333
Hug my mom. Kiss my little sister.

1418
01:34:26,416 --> 01:34:27,584
Kiss my dad.

1419
01:34:27,668 --> 01:34:28,836
Make out with Noelle.

1420
01:34:29,169 --> 01:34:30,462
Make out with her more.

1421
01:34:30,546 --> 01:34:33,006
Take her on a picnic. See a movie with her.

1422
01:34:33,090 --> 01:34:35,551
See a movie with Aaron.
Heck, see a movie with Nia.

1423
01:34:36,009 --> 01:34:39,805
Have a party. Tell people my story.
Volunteer at 3 North.

1424
01:34:40,264 --> 01:34:41,682
Help people like Bobby.

1425
01:34:42,266 --> 01:34:43,517
Like Muqtada.

1426
01:34:44,351 --> 01:34:45,686
Like me.

1427
01:34:45,769 --> 01:34:49,022
Draw more. Draw a person.
Draw a naked person.

1428
01:34:49,273 --> 01:34:50,566
Draw Noelle naked.

1429
01:34:50,858 --> 01:34:53,360
Run, travel, swim, skip.

1430
01:34:53,443 --> 01:34:55,487
Yeah, I know it's lame, but, whatever.

1431
01:34:55,571 --> 01:34:56,905
Skip anyway.

1432
01:34:58,991 --> 01:35:00,200
Breathe.

1433
01:35:09,042 --> 01:35:10,127
Live.