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Attention, boils and ghouls,
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it's time for Dr. Wolfenstein's
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"Creature Feature Show."
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Ah-hhh.
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The doctor is in.
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Don't scream. Don't move.
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Stay tuned for Channel 68's
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Halloween Eve movie marathon.
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I'm your host,
your ghost host
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with the most,
Dr. Wolfenstein.
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I will be with you
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until the end.
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Howdy folks.
Black Blood.
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Violence.
Freaks of Nature.
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Come on down to Captain Spaulding's
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Museum of Monsters and Madmen.
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See the Alligator Boy.
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Ride my famous Murder Ride.
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Most of all,
don't forget to take home
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some of my tasty fried chicken.
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It just tastes so damn good.
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... with a meat cleaver.
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See it, hear it,
and actually feel it.
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Coming after you
to rip your flesh apart.
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Unbelievable but true.
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See it, hear it,
and actually feel it.
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Shit, I can't do nothin' with this.
I can't get rid of this.
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It ain't worth nothin',
my name's all over it.
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I was fixing it to trade it
to Jackie Cobb.
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That retard that hangs out
at Molly's Fruit Stand?
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- Yeah.
- For the life of me
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I cannot understand why
you hang out with that asshole.
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He's one horny retard.
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Well, ain't they all?
All they wanna do is eat and fuck.
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If you knew him,
you might understand his urges.
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Worse than a rabid-ass baboon.
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You know what his favorite thing is
next to whacking his weasel?
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He takes a sharpened pencil
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and sticks it in his eyeball
and twists it.
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- What?
- He doesn't hurt himself though,
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he kind of twists it
right next to his eyeball.
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He'd been putting that pencil
someplace other than his eyeball.
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He don't do nothin' like that.
Although, once he got caught
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with a "Planet of the Apes" doll
stuck up his asshole.
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Goddamn.
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They had to take him
to the hospital.
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Kid had Dr. Zaius stuck
halfway up his butt.
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Couldn't get it out.
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- Did you fix the toilet?
- Yes, I did,
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and I don't want you stuffing any
goddamn paper towels down there.
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I had to snake
the shit out that thing.
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Here you go.
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You bust that crapper
and I'm gonna bust your ass.
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I hear ya.
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Mary, fucking Moses,
ya'll get the fuck outta here.
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Hold it, clowney.
Keep your paws where I can see them.
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Don't move.
I'll blast a hole the size of
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a Kansas City watermelon
through your ugly ass, Bozo face.
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What the fuck is that
supposed to mean?
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Go grab that other asshole
out of the shitter
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- and drag his ass back in here.
- Right.
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You miserable motherfu...
I ought to jump over this counter
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and bash your fucking balls in.
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All right, Tippy,
hand over the cash box
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and I might leave
your brains inside your skull.
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I'll tell you what, Ski King,
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why don't you just take
your mama home some chicken
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and then I won't have to stuff
my boot all up in ya ass!
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I don't like chicken!
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And I hate clowns!
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Put that shit down.
Put it down!
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That is it!
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I'm gonna count to 10 and you're
gonna hand over all the cash,
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or I'm gonna splatter
your grease-paint mug
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across the state line.
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- One...
- Fuck yo mama.
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- Two...
- Fuck yo sister.
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What are we gonna do?
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I know you, you work
at the hardware store, right?
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- Richard Wick, right?
- Shut your trap.
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Quiet down, both of you!
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- Three...
- Fuck yo grandma.
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I remember now.
All the guys made fun of you.
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- Called you Little Dick Wick.
- Shut up!
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Stop singing,
I hate that song.
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Put your fucking mask back on.
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Fuck it!
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Most of all,
fuck you!
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Goddamn motherfucker got
blood all over my best clown suit.
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How many want
to touch this afternoon?
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Raise your hand if you want
God to touch you.
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I'm gonna pray that God
will give you a divine touch...
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...the US Department of Agriculture
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is checking whether
state meat and poultry inspectors
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are good enough to allow the
product to go on sale nationally.
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The USDA has said...
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Man, some of these
Manson chicks are really hot.
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Shit, how are we
almost out of gas?
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And this squeaky, right here,
now that's a girl you would date.
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- Jerry, how much did you put in?
- I don't know? Two, three bucks.
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Two, three bucks?
I told you to fill...
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- Bill, feel me, am I made of money?
- Get off. Jesus Christ, Jerry.
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Don't panic yourself there
way too much, caffeine guy.
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I wouldn't be drinking
so much coffee
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if you did your share
of the driving.
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- You know I don't have nightvision.
- Oh, not this again.
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Seriously, I can't even make out
the lines in the road.
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If you wanna pull the car over,
I'll be more than happy
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to kill us out
in the middle of nowhere.
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Besides, there's a billboard
right there.
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Captain Spaulding's Museum
of Monsters and Madmen.
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Awesome, great!
Fried chicken and gasoline.
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Next exit, there you go,
problem solved
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and we didn't have to freak out.
It was a real big deal.
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Dick.
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All right.
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I'll pump the gas. Go inside
and see if it's worth checking out.
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Okay, Mr. Cranky.
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Holy... crap!
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You gotta see this place.
It's boss.
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- How boss?
- Really fucking boss.
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Like, wake up the chicks
and break out the camera boss?
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Hell, yeah.
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Wakey, wakey!
Eggs and bacon.
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Hey, sweetie, come on.
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Grab Mary and get your stuff
and come on inside.
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Bill and I found a kick-ass place.
Come on, move, move!
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Let's go.
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Come on, Sleeping Beauty,
it's time to go to work.
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What's in that case over there?
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Hairless monkey.
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Did you see the crocodile boy?
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How'd you like to find
that in your pants?
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- Excuse me, sir? Howdy.
- Hi.
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I love this place. How long have
you been running this place?
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Well, uhm...
How long's a piece of string?
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I don't know.
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Too goddamn long,
that's how long.
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Too goddamn long,
that's right.
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Right, I hear that,
but how long, actually?
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Oh, shit, I don't know exactly.
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I took over for my pa,
right after the Duke damned Oscar.
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- Oh, you mean John Wayne.
- Hell, son.
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How many dukes do you know about?
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- Greatest American ever lived.
- Look at that.
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"Circle up the wagons, pilgrims."
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"Whatever you say, cowboy."
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I'm not that much of a Western fan.
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I like science-fiction.
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Ah-hhh. Space boy.
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I figured as much.
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Let me ask you something.
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How come you're asking
so many jackassy questions?
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My friends and I,
we're driving across country
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writing this book on off-beat
roadside attractions,
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the crazy shit you see when
you're driving across the country.
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I don't drive cross country.
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But if you did.
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But I don't.
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Yeah, but supposing
for a second that you did.
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You little dickens, you.
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I know what your problem is.
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What's that?
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Ya'll think us folks from the
country's funny-like, don't you?
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- Jerry...
- Well, saddle up the mule, ma.
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Slide me some grits,
I's got to get me some education.
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- Jerry...
- You asshole.
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No, I'm really very interested,
I'm not trying to make fun.
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Gotcha!
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You are such a bad clown.
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Oh, fuck me, Side Sally,
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who the hell'd wanna read about
all this horseshit anyway?
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You'd be surprised.
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Son, look around.
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Would I be surprised?
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Finally. Great, great. Come on, we
paid for the tickets.
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- Let's go, let's go, let's go.
- What tickets?
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This isn't everything.
There is actually a murder ride.
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A murder ride?
I don't want to go on a murder ride.
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- Yes, you do wanna go on a...
- No, I don't.
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Hey, how about
if we skip the murder ride?
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Hey, how about if we go?
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Anytime this year, people.
Tour is about to begin.
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Okay, we'll see you inside
the murder ride, we'll be back. Bye.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,
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children of all ages,
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you are about to enter
the world of darkness,
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a world where life
and death are meaningless,
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and pain is God.
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- Pain!
- Billy, let's go.
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- Quit that, sport.
- Sorry, Captain Spaulding.
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We gonna have a good time now.
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On your right, you will see
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the infamous
Albert... Fish.
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Masochist, sadist,
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child killer and most importantly,
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cannibal.
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Mr. Fish, born 1870
and enjoyed spankings
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with nail-studded paddles,
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stuffing needles
deep into his groin.
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- I have a question. How many...
- Hold all questions.
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No, no, help.
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Lizzie fucking Borden.
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Now, one of our most famous crazies,
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the psycho of Plainsfield,
Mr. Ed Gein.
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Murderer, cannibal,
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Mr. Gein used to take
great pleasure
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of playing with
dead bodies of women,
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especially, their sexual organs.
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Now, one of our local heroes,
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S. Quentin Quale,
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aka Dr. Satan.
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Oh shit!
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Murderer, torturer,
but most of all, master surgeon.
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Mr. Quail was an intern
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at Willows County Mental Hospital,
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nicknamed Weeping Willows
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for the neverending cries of pain.
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Through primitive brain surgery...
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- Jerry, stop it.
- Mr. Quail believed
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that he could create
a race of superhumans
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from the mentally ill.
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Vigilante justice prevailed.
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They took his ass out and hung him.
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And that infamous hanging tree
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is no more than a stone's throw away
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from where y'alls' ass
is now seated.
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But the next day
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his body was found
to be missing.
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Until today
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no trace of Dr. Satan
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has ever been discovered.
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But then, who knows?
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Maybe he lives next door to you.
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Tour's over.
Exit through the doors.
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That was so bad-ass.
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Dr. Satan. Ah-hhh,
Dr. Satan.
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Maybe he lives next door to you.
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Calm down, it was all right.
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Do you think maybe we could go now?
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I'm gonna go call my dad.
I'll be right back.
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I love you.
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What do you mean,
it was all right?
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It was cool,
but it wasn't that great.
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Dude, you don't have to play it
down in front of your chick.
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- Oh.
- Thank you.
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Don't move a muscle, an artery,
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Or a vein.
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00:17:08,537 --> 00:17:10,505
- Hello?
- Hey, Dad.
250
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:13,040
- Wow, Denise.
- We stopped for gas
251
00:17:13,108 --> 00:17:15,975
at this place
called Captain Spaulding's,
252
00:17:16,044 --> 00:17:19,013
somewhere outside
of Ruggsville.
253
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:23,017
It turned into this whole big thing,
so we're behind schedule.
254
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,382
Don't be too late.
255
00:17:24,453 --> 00:17:28,219
I forgot to tell you that Halloween
falls on a school night
256
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:31,157
so they're
trick-or-treating tonight.
257
00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:34,688
Your left hand shows your past;
258
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:38,130
your right hand shows your future.
259
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,572
Good evening.
I'm Lance Brockwell
260
00:17:44,639 --> 00:17:48,131
and this is the 7:00 news.
And our top story tonight,
261
00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:50,974
investigators still have no leads
to the strange disappearance
262
00:17:51,046 --> 00:17:53,810
of the five cheerleaders
from Ruggsville High School.
263
00:17:53,882 --> 00:17:55,873
Cindy Thompson, Karen Murphy,
264
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:59,148
Allison Cole, Valarie Green,
and Dawn Baker
265
00:17:59,221 --> 00:18:02,019
were last seen four days ago
leaving a football game.
266
00:18:02,824 --> 00:18:05,190
I know it seems stupid,
but I really wanna see this tree.
267
00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:07,626
Do yourself a favor, son,
just forget about it.
268
00:18:07,696 --> 00:18:10,324
Oh, come on,
I live for this shit.
269
00:18:10,399 --> 00:18:13,027
Okay, all right,
I'll draw you a damn map.
270
00:18:13,101 --> 00:18:16,093
- Thank you.
- I still say it's a waste of time.
271
00:18:16,171 --> 00:18:19,334
You are here.
Go straight up this road.
272
00:18:19,408 --> 00:18:21,603
Make the first right.
First left.
273
00:18:21,676 --> 00:18:23,701
Come straight across
and down.
274
00:18:23,779 --> 00:18:25,747
Can't find it? Tough.
275
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:27,611
- Here's your map.
- Right on.
276
00:18:27,682 --> 00:18:29,650
- Here's your complimentary chicken.
- Oh, wow.
277
00:18:29,718 --> 00:18:31,982
Don't let the door hit you
in the ass on the way out.
278
00:18:32,053 --> 00:18:34,078
You're gonna get
a great write-up for this.
279
00:18:45,901 --> 00:18:49,837
Here's an idea, let's just skip it.
It's probably nothing anyway.
280
00:18:49,905 --> 00:18:53,238
Christ, Jerry, Bill is right,
we can't see anything.
281
00:18:53,308 --> 00:18:54,468
What's that?
282
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,168
Hitchhiker.
283
00:18:58,246 --> 00:19:01,238
- What? Should we stop?
- We can't leave her in the rain.
284
00:19:01,316 --> 00:19:03,910
Stick her in the front
if you wanna pick her up so bad.
285
00:19:07,889 --> 00:19:09,652
So, uh,
286
00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:12,522
- where ya headed?
- I was just going home.
287
00:19:12,594 --> 00:19:15,188
- Home, where's that?
- A couple miles up the road.
288
00:19:15,263 --> 00:19:17,823
- So, you live around here?
- Yeah.
289
00:19:17,899 --> 00:19:19,992
Do you know where
this Dr. Satan tree's at?
290
00:19:20,068 --> 00:19:22,593
Yeah. You know where that's at?
It's right by my house.
291
00:19:22,671 --> 00:19:24,502
- I can show you.
- Really?
292
00:19:24,573 --> 00:19:27,269
- So, it is a real thing.
- Fuck you.
293
00:19:27,342 --> 00:19:30,607
So, a tree?
Where's it at?
294
00:19:30,679 --> 00:19:33,170
- What tree?
Okay, this is crazy.
295
00:19:33,248 --> 00:19:35,216
She obviously doesn't
know anything.
296
00:19:35,283 --> 00:19:37,444
Oh, I know,
I'll show you where it's at.
297
00:19:37,519 --> 00:19:41,421
Whatever you need to do, you do it.
298
00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:42,388
There is no wrong.
299
00:19:43,425 --> 00:19:46,553
If someone needs to be killed,
you kill 'em.
300
00:19:46,628 --> 00:19:49,188
That's the way.
301
00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,413
Fuck.
302
00:20:06,481 --> 00:20:08,745
I think we blew a tire.
303
00:20:11,887 --> 00:20:15,254
- Oh poop.
- Oh, hell.
304
00:20:16,825 --> 00:20:18,952
At least we got that spare.
305
00:20:19,027 --> 00:20:20,892
You filled it up
like I asked, right?
306
00:20:20,962 --> 00:20:22,452
Yeah, yeah.
307
00:20:24,232 --> 00:20:26,666
Okay, what if I forgot
to put it back in the trunk?
308
00:20:26,735 --> 00:20:28,760
What would plan B entail?
309
00:20:28,837 --> 00:20:32,534
- Jesus Christ, Jerry.
- Technically I did what you said.
310
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:35,075
Oh for fucking sake, Jerry,
what're we gonna do now?
311
00:20:35,143 --> 00:20:37,873
I can't rightly
say if I know, me ladies.
312
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,777
Wait, I love this song.
313
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:45,515
Would you turn
the radio off, please?!
314
00:20:45,587 --> 00:20:47,418
God!
315
00:20:47,489 --> 00:20:49,389
We can walk to my house from here.
316
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:50,185
What?
317
00:20:50,258 --> 00:20:53,227
My brother's got a tow truck.
He can come get your car.
318
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,525
- I'll go, it's my fault.
- Forget it, I'm going.
319
00:20:55,597 --> 00:20:57,622
- No, Bill, I...
- You guys stay here.
320
00:20:57,699 --> 00:20:59,462
There's no sense in everyone
getting drenched.
321
00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:05,071
Returning to the news,
local authorities still have no lead
322
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,108
in the mysterious disappearance
of the five cheerleaders
323
00:21:07,175 --> 00:21:08,972
from Ruggsville.
The girls were last seen
324
00:21:09,044 --> 00:21:11,774
leaving a cheering competition...
325
00:21:11,846 --> 00:21:13,143
It was loud enough
to wake the dead.
326
00:21:13,214 --> 00:21:14,647
That's an idea.
What is?
327
00:21:14,716 --> 00:21:18,652
Wouldn't it be dramatic? Supposing
the people inside were dead,
328
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:22,247
all stretched out with the lights
quietly burning about them.
329
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:24,417
I'm sure it would be very amusing.
330
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:28,326
Why you ask?
Why is not the question.
331
00:21:28,396 --> 00:21:30,193
How?
332
00:21:30,265 --> 00:21:33,496
Now, that is a question
worth examining.
333
00:21:33,568 --> 00:21:36,036
How could I,
334
00:21:36,104 --> 00:21:38,595
being born of such
335
00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,766
conventional stock,
336
00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,935
arrive a leader of the rebellion?
337
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:47,141
An escapist from a conformist world,
destined to find happiness
338
00:21:47,215 --> 00:21:50,116
only in that which
cannot be explained.
339
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:52,551
I brought you here for a reason.
340
00:21:52,621 --> 00:21:56,148
But unfortunately,
you and your sentimental minds
341
00:21:56,224 --> 00:21:57,816
are doing me no good.
342
00:21:57,892 --> 00:22:00,861
My brain is frozen,
343
00:22:00,929 --> 00:22:02,556
locked.
344
00:22:02,631 --> 00:22:04,622
I have to break free
345
00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:08,692
from this culture
of mechanical reproductions
346
00:22:08,770 --> 00:22:11,204
and the thick incrustations
347
00:22:11,272 --> 00:22:13,001
dying on the surface.
348
00:22:13,074 --> 00:22:15,042
Oh, Christ.
349
00:22:16,778 --> 00:22:18,006
Fuck it.
350
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,860
These are all my dolls.
351
00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:38,899
I used to chop their heads off
and their arms
352
00:22:38,967 --> 00:22:40,901
and stick them up on the wall.
353
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:45,862
The door's locked,
I gotta go around.
354
00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:48,738
Just wait here.
355
00:23:06,895 --> 00:23:08,954
Jesus Christ!
Don't do that.
356
00:23:09,030 --> 00:23:12,227
You scared the shit out of me.
357
00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:15,030
You ain't seen nothing yet.
358
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:17,970
- Is your brother ready to go?
- Yeah, he already left.
359
00:23:18,039 --> 00:23:20,405
- Come on, inside.
- What? He left?
360
00:23:20,475 --> 00:23:22,067
Come on and get toasty.
361
00:23:26,848 --> 00:23:29,009
Don't worry about it, he's fine.
362
00:23:29,084 --> 00:23:31,382
I just don't understand why...
363
00:23:33,521 --> 00:23:35,614
What was that?
364
00:23:37,325 --> 00:23:40,158
What? I didn't hear anything.
365
00:23:40,228 --> 00:23:42,196
Turn the radio off.
366
00:23:42,263 --> 00:23:44,060
Now listen.
367
00:23:49,838 --> 00:23:51,271
I still don't hear anything.
368
00:23:51,339 --> 00:23:54,274
I swear to God,
I heard some weird...
369
00:23:54,342 --> 00:23:57,368
Turn on the headlights,
see if something's out there.
370
00:24:06,454 --> 00:24:08,649
Calm down, calm down.
371
00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:12,555
Jesus H. Christ.
372
00:24:12,627 --> 00:24:14,993
It's the fucking tow truck guy.
373
00:24:28,443 --> 00:24:29,410
So,
374
00:24:29,477 --> 00:24:30,842
you live alone here?
375
00:24:30,912 --> 00:24:34,109
I mean,
just you and your brother?
376
00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,776
Nah, there's a bunch of us
around somewhere.
377
00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:39,752
I think Otis is upstairs
messing around or something.
378
00:24:49,330 --> 00:24:51,298
You gotta have the marshmallows.
379
00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:53,994
That's what makes it fun.
380
00:24:54,068 --> 00:24:56,263
Yeah, I guess.
381
00:24:56,337 --> 00:24:58,897
You sure do a lot of guessing.
382
00:24:58,973 --> 00:25:00,440
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
383
00:25:05,847 --> 00:25:07,337
Wow.
384
00:25:07,415 --> 00:25:09,383
Look at him.
385
00:25:09,450 --> 00:25:12,351
He must've been going pretty fast
to smash through that wall.
386
00:25:15,523 --> 00:25:17,923
You sure are silly
for a guy with glasses.
387
00:25:17,992 --> 00:25:20,153
- I like that.
- Okay, hey.
388
00:25:20,228 --> 00:25:23,459
Need those to see, thank you.
389
00:25:23,531 --> 00:25:25,556
How do I look?
390
00:25:25,633 --> 00:25:27,601
Terrific, really.
391
00:25:31,706 --> 00:25:33,606
Tasty.
392
00:25:33,675 --> 00:25:36,667
Ain't the only thing
tasty in this house.
393
00:25:51,326 --> 00:25:54,090
Okay, okay.
394
00:25:54,162 --> 00:25:56,130
I wonder what time...
395
00:25:56,197 --> 00:25:58,427
- it's getting kind of late.
- Don't worry, sugar.
396
00:25:58,499 --> 00:26:01,024
It ain't past my bedtime
397
00:26:01,102 --> 00:26:03,195
Are you flirting with me?
398
00:26:03,271 --> 00:26:04,829
What? Oh, no.
399
00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:11,506
Great! They're back.
400
00:26:11,579 --> 00:26:13,479
Whoppie-fucking-do.
401
00:26:18,253 --> 00:26:20,517
Excuse me?
402
00:26:22,557 --> 00:26:24,650
I gotta call my dad
and tell him we're gonna be late.
403
00:26:24,726 --> 00:26:27,661
Can I use your phone, please?
404
00:26:27,729 --> 00:26:28,661
Hello?
405
00:26:28,730 --> 00:26:30,755
Ain't got one.
406
00:26:33,234 --> 00:26:35,600
- Oh, hi.
- Goodness.
407
00:26:37,105 --> 00:26:38,595
You really don't have a phone?
408
00:26:41,342 --> 00:26:42,604
No.
409
00:26:45,446 --> 00:26:47,880
I once had one back in '57,
410
00:26:47,949 --> 00:26:49,780
but...
411
00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:55,316
I don't quite remember.
There's nobody round here.
412
00:26:55,390 --> 00:26:59,918
I feel like jaw-flapping at no more.
413
00:26:59,994 --> 00:27:03,191
Do you think the guy with the tow
truck could drive us to a phone?
414
00:27:03,264 --> 00:27:06,495
His name is Rufus,
Rufus Jr.
415
00:27:06,567 --> 00:27:09,730
But we all call him
416
00:27:09,804 --> 00:27:13,797
- RJ.
- Makes sense.
417
00:27:13,875 --> 00:27:17,003
What do they call you, sweetie?
418
00:27:17,078 --> 00:27:19,569
I am Qualsnarg of the Crab Nebula.
419
00:27:23,451 --> 00:27:25,578
But you humans can call me Jerry.
420
00:27:25,653 --> 00:27:27,245
Jerry.
421
00:27:29,490 --> 00:27:33,950
Baby, go on and see how RJ's doin'
with these nice folks' automobile.
422
00:27:35,964 --> 00:27:39,525
Why don't you just all make
yourselves to home?
423
00:27:41,469 --> 00:27:43,994
What brings you kids way out here?
424
00:27:44,072 --> 00:27:46,802
Haven't you got something better
to do on Halloween
425
00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:48,808
than wander around
out in the sticks?
426
00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:50,901
I thought maybe
we'd take in a hoedown.
427
00:27:53,381 --> 00:27:56,248
No, he's just joking.
428
00:27:57,552 --> 00:28:01,010
- You are?
- I'm sorry, I'm messing with you.
429
00:28:02,056 --> 00:28:04,149
Shut up, dude.
430
00:28:04,225 --> 00:28:06,090
Oh, I get it.
431
00:28:07,595 --> 00:28:09,722
Y'all just think you're too good
432
00:28:09,797 --> 00:28:11,890
for the simple pleasures
of Halloween.
433
00:28:11,966 --> 00:28:16,027
No, just a little too old.
434
00:28:16,104 --> 00:28:19,540
Oh really? I hope something
changes your mind
435
00:28:19,607 --> 00:28:21,507
someday.
436
00:28:23,011 --> 00:28:26,412
- Mama, Tiny's home.
- What about RJ?
437
00:28:26,481 --> 00:28:28,210
He was gone before I seen him.
438
00:28:28,282 --> 00:28:31,649
But Tiny saw him and said he said
he was going down to the yard
439
00:28:31,719 --> 00:28:33,880
to get a new wheel.
440
00:28:33,955 --> 00:28:36,253
How long is that gonna take?
441
00:28:36,324 --> 00:28:39,054
Probably be back
in a couple of hours.
442
00:28:39,127 --> 00:28:41,823
A couple of hours? What?
443
00:28:41,896 --> 00:28:43,955
Can't Tiny drive us to a phone?
444
00:28:48,803 --> 00:28:50,737
Tiny ain't got no car,
445
00:28:50,805 --> 00:28:52,966
he ain't even got a bicycle.
446
00:28:55,109 --> 00:28:58,670
Even though I know
that you think it is childish,
447
00:28:58,746 --> 00:29:02,477
tonight is Halloween Eve,
448
00:29:02,550 --> 00:29:04,074
and to us
449
00:29:04,152 --> 00:29:07,019
it is special.
450
00:29:07,088 --> 00:29:11,525
So you are all invited to dinner.
451
00:29:17,632 --> 00:29:20,226
I hope to Christ she don't expect
us to wear these things.
452
00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:21,962
What ever it is, just do it.
453
00:29:22,036 --> 00:29:24,596
The more we play along the faster
we'll get the hell out of here.
454
00:29:24,672 --> 00:29:27,698
Now is not the time to make waves.
Jerry.
455
00:30:28,169 --> 00:30:30,228
You'll have to forgive Tiny.
456
00:30:30,304 --> 00:30:32,465
He can't hear so much.
457
00:30:34,408 --> 00:30:36,842
That poor baby.
458
00:30:36,911 --> 00:30:39,880
It's his daddy's fault.
459
00:30:39,947 --> 00:30:42,711
Earl wasn't a bad man,
460
00:30:42,783 --> 00:30:44,580
he never hit me
or nothing like that.
461
00:30:44,652 --> 00:30:47,849
One day he just up
and went devil on us all.
462
00:30:47,922 --> 00:30:52,120
- What happened?
- He tried to burn down the house.
463
00:30:52,193 --> 00:30:55,287
He said it was
possessed by the spirits.
464
00:30:55,363 --> 00:30:59,424
And Tiny was sleeping in the
basement where the fire started.
465
00:31:02,303 --> 00:31:05,568
But I don't think Earl
ever meant to harm us.
466
00:31:06,941 --> 00:31:09,842
Tiny was badly burnt,
his ears were destroyed
467
00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:12,379
and most of his skin.
468
00:31:12,446 --> 00:31:16,109
- Is that why he wears the mask?
- Yeah.
469
00:31:16,184 --> 00:31:18,880
My baby boy gets
shy around new people,
470
00:31:20,421 --> 00:31:22,821
but he'll warm up to you,
471
00:31:22,890 --> 00:31:25,051
especially the girls.
472
00:31:28,496 --> 00:31:30,487
He's a real lady-killer.
473
00:31:41,809 --> 00:31:44,107
You're gonna miss
a good show tonight.
474
00:31:44,178 --> 00:31:46,169
That's your tough luck.
475
00:31:46,247 --> 00:31:49,045
I thought you kids
were all about team spirit.
476
00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:52,745
You ain't done fuck-all
to cheer me up since you got here.
477
00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:54,913
Give me a B. Give me an A.
478
00:31:54,989 --> 00:31:57,457
Give me a B. Give me a Y.
479
00:31:57,525 --> 00:32:01,052
What's that spell?
What's that spell?!
480
00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:03,995
What's that spell?!
481
00:32:04,065 --> 00:32:05,726
Baby.
482
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,961
You're damn right.
483
00:32:26,654 --> 00:32:29,282
Okay now.
Everybody put on your masks.
484
00:32:29,357 --> 00:32:33,919
Can't very well eat our desserts
with our everyday faces exposed.
485
00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:35,553
Can we?
486
00:32:37,098 --> 00:32:39,066
Gosh, kid, put it on.
487
00:32:40,968 --> 00:32:43,459
She ain't gonna let
any of us touch dessert
488
00:32:43,537 --> 00:32:46,506
unless you're wearing
this damn thing.
489
00:32:50,478 --> 00:32:52,912
Mrs. Firefly?
490
00:32:52,980 --> 00:32:55,949
Do you know anything
about the legend of Dr. Satan?
491
00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:58,008
Here we go.
- Shut up.
492
00:33:02,523 --> 00:33:05,321
I'm not much for gossip
and this and that,
493
00:33:05,393 --> 00:33:07,361
- but I have heard...
- I know all about
494
00:33:07,428 --> 00:33:09,589
what you wanna know all about.
495
00:33:09,664 --> 00:33:11,359
Otis.
496
00:33:11,432 --> 00:33:13,525
I can't believe you decided
497
00:33:13,601 --> 00:33:16,092
to come down and join us.
498
00:33:22,276 --> 00:33:26,337
And you brought Little Wolf.
499
00:33:26,414 --> 00:33:28,382
Oh, my baby.
500
00:33:30,685 --> 00:33:32,312
Oh my God.
501
00:33:33,754 --> 00:33:36,279
It's such a special night for me.
502
00:33:39,193 --> 00:33:41,889
I don't know
503
00:33:41,962 --> 00:33:45,363
who told you your fairy fables
about Dr. Satan.
504
00:33:45,433 --> 00:33:47,731
We heard it from a Captain Spaulding
505
00:33:47,802 --> 00:33:48,791
up the road at...
506
00:33:48,869 --> 00:33:50,996
That old bitch hog don't know shit.
507
00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:54,508
Tells this cute little tattle-tales
to sell his junk,
508
00:33:54,575 --> 00:33:57,567
but he don't sell
no Yankee boys no truth.
509
00:33:57,645 --> 00:34:00,205
Something happened, right? It had
to be based on some real incident.
510
00:34:00,281 --> 00:34:04,047
Are you, Jimmy Olsen,
cub reporter for the Daily Asshole?
511
00:34:04,118 --> 00:34:07,884
- Grampa, watch your language.
- I don't think you need to know.
512
00:34:08,823 --> 00:34:10,347
Better you leave here
with your head still full
513
00:34:10,424 --> 00:34:13,086
of kitty cats and puppy dogs.
514
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:18,029
- I really would like to know...
- Hey, he'd really like to know.
515
00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:19,930
Enlighten him.
516
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:24,164
I bet you'd stick your head in fire
if I told ya you could see hell.
517
00:34:24,238 --> 00:34:26,331
Meanwhile, you're too stupid
to realize
518
00:34:26,407 --> 00:34:28,432
you got a demon
sticking out your ass
519
00:34:28,509 --> 00:34:31,501
singing, "Holy Miss Moley,"
520
00:34:31,579 --> 00:34:34,480
"Got me a live one."
521
00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:39,578
Can we change the subject, please?
522
00:34:40,821 --> 00:34:42,015
Dinner's over.
523
00:34:43,491 --> 00:34:46,426
Ladies and germs,
524
00:34:46,494 --> 00:34:48,587
it's show time!
525
00:35:00,374 --> 00:35:01,705
Tell you a little story...
526
00:35:01,776 --> 00:35:04,074
Eat your wife's pussy...
527
00:35:05,646 --> 00:35:07,546
I mean jam your face in it!
528
00:35:09,784 --> 00:35:11,445
...starts licking and chomping
on her pussy
529
00:35:11,519 --> 00:35:13,714
and she's screamin'
and yellin' and she just...
530
00:35:13,788 --> 00:35:15,380
Ah-hhh!
531
00:35:15,456 --> 00:35:18,948
The old battleaxe at home's
liable to crush my balls!
532
00:35:21,061 --> 00:35:23,393
Would you be quiet?
533
00:35:23,464 --> 00:35:26,331
You're gonna wake up grandma.
534
00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:32,601
Bravo, man.
535
00:35:32,673 --> 00:35:35,301
Hey, hey, hey, don't be moving now,
don't be moving.
536
00:35:35,376 --> 00:35:38,777
We got something real special
for you men out there.
537
00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:59,821
Wow!
538
00:36:52,119 --> 00:36:54,246
Jerry.
539
00:36:56,724 --> 00:37:00,455
Get off him.
540
00:37:00,528 --> 00:37:04,862
I said get the fuck off him,
you stupid fucking whore!
541
00:37:04,932 --> 00:37:07,400
- Fucking slut!
- You shouldn't have done that.
542
00:37:07,468 --> 00:37:09,436
Oh, really? Are you gonna
do something about it?
543
00:37:09,503 --> 00:37:11,266
- I'll do something, motherfucker.
- Yeah, come on.
544
00:37:11,338 --> 00:37:13,829
I'll fucking cut your tits off
and shove them down your throat.
545
00:37:13,908 --> 00:37:15,842
- Baby, stop!
- Come on, Ma,
546
00:37:15,910 --> 00:37:18,105
- this bitch has got it coming.
- No, I told you, remember?
547
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,208
- Car's done.
- Thank God.
548
00:37:23,284 --> 00:37:25,445
I suggest that you kids leave.
549
00:37:25,519 --> 00:37:27,544
We're gone.
550
00:37:29,323 --> 00:37:31,382
Fuck you!
551
00:37:32,493 --> 00:37:36,224
- I love you, Mama.
- I know.
552
00:37:42,436 --> 00:37:44,404
Lock the fucking doors!
Hurry up.
553
00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:46,439
Jesus Christ, you think she
was really gonna cut you.
554
00:37:46,507 --> 00:37:49,271
Of course she was gonna cut me,
she's a fucking nut.
555
00:37:51,712 --> 00:37:54,545
I knew she was crazy from
the second we picked her up.
556
00:37:54,615 --> 00:37:56,640
Okay. That's that.
557
00:37:56,717 --> 00:37:59,618
Let's get out
of this fucking nuthouse.
558
00:38:11,198 --> 00:38:13,860
What're you doing?
Why are you stopping?
559
00:38:13,934 --> 00:38:16,232
- I gotta open the gate!
- For Christ's sake, hurry up!
560
00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:27,405
Oh, shit!
561
00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:48,392
Somebody help him!
562
00:38:53,173 --> 00:38:56,165
Oh shit!
What are they doing to him?
563
00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:00,979
Who's that?
564
00:39:01,048 --> 00:39:02,913
Oh my God!
565
00:39:08,656 --> 00:39:11,124
Shut the fucking door!
Oh, no!
566
00:39:33,013 --> 00:39:34,810
Somebody help us!
567
00:39:35,883 --> 00:39:38,351
Oh my God! Get away from us!
568
00:39:42,523 --> 00:39:44,354
No, please.
569
00:39:44,425 --> 00:39:45,892
Oh my God!
570
00:39:45,959 --> 00:39:47,392
No-ooo!
571
00:39:47,461 --> 00:39:49,019
Oh my God!
572
00:39:51,532 --> 00:39:55,468
Help me! Help me!
573
00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:28,529
... rock and roll this morning
with some Led Zeppelin...
574
00:40:29,970 --> 00:40:32,438
... kinda wild around
the radio station today,
575
00:40:32,506 --> 00:40:33,905
it being a holiday.
576
00:40:34,074 --> 00:40:36,235
It's kinda like
a ghost town around here.
577
00:40:36,510 --> 00:40:39,502
It's kinda nice though,
it's kinda kick back.
578
00:40:39,580 --> 00:40:41,548
Maybe time to get away with stuff.
579
00:40:49,323 --> 00:40:50,756
Huston.
580
00:40:50,824 --> 00:40:53,884
Donald Willis.
581
00:40:53,961 --> 00:40:56,657
- Don Willis, how the hell are you?
- Listen, Frank,
582
00:40:56,730 --> 00:40:59,028
I'm a little worried about Denise.
583
00:40:59,099 --> 00:41:01,727
She called me last night
from the road near Ruggsville,
584
00:41:01,802 --> 00:41:04,600
a place called Spaulding's.
585
00:41:04,671 --> 00:41:06,639
Yeah, I know the joint.
586
00:41:06,707 --> 00:41:09,938
She said she'd be here about 11:00,
but she never showed up.
587
00:41:10,010 --> 00:41:12,979
I'll run a check on up there
by Spaulding's
588
00:41:13,046 --> 00:41:16,015
and see if there's any accidents,
or road closings.
589
00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:19,143
It was raining like
a son of a bitch here last night.
590
00:41:19,219 --> 00:41:21,346
They're probably just stuck
in the mud someplace.
591
00:41:42,743 --> 00:41:45,371
Shut your mouth!
592
00:41:45,445 --> 00:41:48,812
I said, shut your fucking mouth!
593
00:41:52,786 --> 00:41:56,222
Listen, you Malibu middleclass
Barbie piece of shit,
594
00:41:56,290 --> 00:41:57,882
I'm trying to work here!
595
00:41:57,958 --> 00:42:00,688
Work! You ever work?
596
00:42:00,761 --> 00:42:02,524
Yeah, I'll bet you have.
597
00:42:02,596 --> 00:42:05,622
Scooping ice cream to your shitheel
friends on summer break.
598
00:42:05,699 --> 00:42:08,827
I ain't talking about
no goddamn white socks
599
00:42:08,902 --> 00:42:11,996
with Mickey Mouse on one side
and Donald Duck on the other.
600
00:42:12,072 --> 00:42:14,540
I ain't readin'
no funny books, Mama.
601
00:42:14,608 --> 00:42:18,544
Our bodies come and go,
but this blood is forever.
602
00:42:21,715 --> 00:42:23,080
I'm gonna remove your gag,
603
00:42:23,150 --> 00:42:26,950
but if you make so much
as a fucking peep
604
00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:28,453
I'm gonna cut you like a pig
605
00:42:28,522 --> 00:42:31,650
and make you eat your own
fucking intestines. You got me?
606
00:42:42,836 --> 00:42:46,033
Why are you doing this to me?
607
00:42:46,106 --> 00:42:49,667
- Why are you doing this?
- Doing what?
608
00:42:49,743 --> 00:42:51,176
Messy up your day?
609
00:42:51,245 --> 00:42:53,770
Where's Bill?
610
00:42:53,847 --> 00:42:56,509
- Where's Bill?
- Bill?
611
00:42:56,583 --> 00:42:58,881
Is he okay?
612
00:42:58,952 --> 00:43:00,283
He's a good guy.
613
00:43:00,354 --> 00:43:04,950
He's been a great help to me.
A real blessin'.
614
00:43:05,025 --> 00:43:08,756
I couldn't have asked
for a better specimen.
615
00:43:09,963 --> 00:43:11,487
You don't know
616
00:43:11,565 --> 00:43:13,931
what kind of dry spell I've had,
617
00:43:14,001 --> 00:43:16,561
total block, total block.
618
00:43:17,905 --> 00:43:20,703
But Bill,
619
00:43:20,774 --> 00:43:22,571
he's okay.
620
00:43:24,077 --> 00:43:26,011
Where is he?
621
00:43:50,103 --> 00:43:51,070
Hi.
622
00:44:29,176 --> 00:44:31,371
Where is he?
Can I see him?
623
00:44:31,445 --> 00:44:33,811
Can I see Bill, please?
624
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,973
Let's go see.
625
00:44:38,952 --> 00:44:41,819
Behold...
626
00:44:41,888 --> 00:44:44,322
- Fish-boy!
- Oh my God!
627
00:44:44,391 --> 00:44:46,689
Oh my God, Bill.
628
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,024
No, no, this can't be real.
This can't be real.
629
00:44:49,096 --> 00:44:51,860
This can't be real,
this can't be real.
630
00:44:51,932 --> 00:44:53,866
Oh, it's real.
631
00:44:53,934 --> 00:44:56,300
Real as I want it to be, Mama.
632
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,742
Fuck you, you fucking freak!
633
00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:32,098
Well...
634
00:45:32,172 --> 00:45:34,572
Let's see if the nut that runs
this place can help us.
635
00:45:37,177 --> 00:45:39,771
Take a look at all this crap.
636
00:45:39,846 --> 00:45:43,304
I'd red flag anybody
running a joint like this.
637
00:45:44,518 --> 00:45:46,884
Sweet baby Jesus.
638
00:45:46,953 --> 00:45:49,751
Whoever's jerking off on that bell
better be gone when I come out,
639
00:45:49,823 --> 00:45:52,519
or I'm gonna rip your nuts off.
640
00:45:54,261 --> 00:45:57,697
Officers, officers,
what can I do for you?
641
00:45:57,764 --> 00:45:59,026
I ain't fired up the birds yet
642
00:45:59,099 --> 00:46:01,090
if that's what you've been
ring-a-ding-dinging about.
643
00:46:01,168 --> 00:46:04,604
I need you to answer some questions
about some missing kids.
644
00:46:04,671 --> 00:46:06,229
Oh, I don't know nothin'
about nothin'.
645
00:46:06,306 --> 00:46:08,934
I'm the kind of guy that
just minds his own business,
646
00:46:09,009 --> 00:46:10,567
if you get what I'm saying.
647
00:46:10,644 --> 00:46:13,909
You seen this girl?
Say in the last 24 hours?
648
00:46:15,115 --> 00:46:18,050
Yeah, yeah, a cute kid.
649
00:46:18,118 --> 00:46:20,086
Ain't my type though.
650
00:46:20,153 --> 00:46:22,644
I like 'em with a little
more meat on 'em.
651
00:46:22,722 --> 00:46:25,953
The bigger the cushion,
the sweeter the pushin'.
652
00:46:29,362 --> 00:46:31,330
Look, clown-ass,
just answer the damn question.
653
00:46:31,398 --> 00:46:33,059
We ain't interested
in your love life, all right?
654
00:46:33,133 --> 00:46:35,567
Cut the crap, Spaulding
and get with the facts.
655
00:46:35,635 --> 00:46:36,727
Huh?
656
00:46:36,803 --> 00:46:39,931
What did you see?
Who was she with?
657
00:46:40,006 --> 00:46:41,974
- Where was she going?
- I don't know.
658
00:46:42,042 --> 00:46:44,704
She was with some stupid kids.
They's nosing around,
659
00:46:44,778 --> 00:46:46,803
asking a bunch
of stupid questions.
660
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,848
- Questions about what?
- I don't know.
661
00:46:48,915 --> 00:46:53,511
This and that. Mostly a bunch
of tired Dr. Satan bullshit.
662
00:46:54,554 --> 00:46:56,545
They caught a gander
at the display in the back
663
00:46:56,623 --> 00:46:58,090
and they figured
they's gonna run out
664
00:46:58,158 --> 00:47:00,422
and solve
the great Deadwood mystery.
665
00:47:00,494 --> 00:47:02,257
And how'd they get that idea?
666
00:47:02,329 --> 00:47:04,524
I wrote 'em a map.
667
00:47:04,598 --> 00:47:06,793
Out to the old farm road.
668
00:47:06,867 --> 00:47:08,835
I figured, what the hell?
It wouldn't do no harm.
669
00:47:08,902 --> 00:47:11,666
'Sides, it's good
for my tourist trade.
670
00:47:13,206 --> 00:47:15,367
You can shit 10 bricks
for all I care.
671
00:47:16,877 --> 00:47:18,504
What else?
672
00:47:19,346 --> 00:47:21,246
Nothin'.
673
00:47:21,314 --> 00:47:23,714
Stupid-ass kids probably
got themselves
674
00:47:23,783 --> 00:47:26,980
turned around ass-backwards
and got theyself lost.
675
00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:31,456
Is that all? And I want you
to think real hard.
676
00:47:36,163 --> 00:47:38,563
Well,
I don't rightly know.
677
00:47:38,632 --> 00:47:40,600
They wasn't here
long enough for me
678
00:47:40,667 --> 00:47:42,658
to get up close
and personal with 'em,
679
00:47:42,736 --> 00:47:46,035
like I do most assholes
that come wandering in here.
680
00:47:46,106 --> 00:47:49,200
How about you write them same
directions out for me then?
681
00:47:49,276 --> 00:47:52,575
All right, all right. Don't get all
"True Grit" on my ass.
682
00:47:52,646 --> 00:47:55,274
You can knock yourself
silly for all I care.
683
00:47:55,348 --> 00:47:57,816
Enough talk!
Write.
684
00:48:01,354 --> 00:48:03,845
I don't know where
that skunk ape sleeps.
685
00:48:03,924 --> 00:48:08,054
All I know is, that he had
impure relations with my wife.
686
00:48:09,296 --> 00:48:13,699
That's true, he performed lurid
acts upon me and my person.
687
00:48:13,767 --> 00:48:15,701
Hold up the picture.
688
00:48:15,769 --> 00:48:17,600
I'm gonna kill that skunk ape.
689
00:50:08,515 --> 00:50:11,416
Please, Tiny.
Please let me go.
690
00:50:12,886 --> 00:50:14,854
Let me go.
Help me.
691
00:50:14,921 --> 00:50:18,721
Please, God, please.
692
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:23,152
Thank you.
Thank you.
693
00:50:29,035 --> 00:50:31,026
I'm just gonna go now.
694
00:50:31,104 --> 00:50:34,267
I'm just gonna go home.
695
00:50:34,341 --> 00:50:36,775
I'm just gonna go home now.
696
00:50:38,044 --> 00:50:40,308
I'm just gonna go home now.
697
00:50:43,950 --> 00:50:45,508
I'm just gonna go now.
698
00:50:47,921 --> 00:50:51,118
I'm just going home now.
699
00:50:51,191 --> 00:50:53,853
Where the fuck do you think
you're getting to?
700
00:50:53,927 --> 00:50:55,895
No, no, no...
701
00:51:01,634 --> 00:51:03,864
Playtime is over.
702
00:51:27,093 --> 00:51:29,391
It matches.
703
00:51:29,462 --> 00:51:31,521
Call it in.
704
00:51:31,598 --> 00:51:33,896
- I think we found 'em.
- Yeah.
705
00:51:47,580 --> 00:51:49,844
Hey, poopie pants.
What's new?
706
00:51:50,316 --> 00:51:52,682
Where the fuck is Bill? Where's
Denise? You can't keep us here.
707
00:51:52,752 --> 00:51:55,448
Shut up!
708
00:51:55,522 --> 00:51:57,922
Wanna play a guessing game?
709
00:51:59,726 --> 00:52:02,627
Guess what number I'm thinking of.
710
00:52:02,695 --> 00:52:04,788
Eat shit and die.
711
00:52:08,735 --> 00:52:11,203
No, wait, please. Come on, stop it.
What do you want from me?
712
00:52:11,271 --> 00:52:13,671
- What do you want from...
- Be quiet. I don't wanna slip.
713
00:52:18,511 --> 00:52:20,570
Okay, one more.
714
00:52:20,647 --> 00:52:23,480
You get this right,
I'll let you go.
715
00:52:23,950 --> 00:52:26,976
If you get it wrong,
you are fucked!
716
00:52:27,053 --> 00:52:30,079
Who's my favorite movie star?
717
00:52:30,156 --> 00:52:32,488
I don't know.
718
00:52:32,559 --> 00:52:34,686
Marilyn Monroe.
719
00:52:35,895 --> 00:52:39,353
No, Betty Davis.
Sorry, you lose!
720
00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:42,024
Ah-hhh!
721
00:52:45,371 --> 00:52:47,965
Jesus, somebody
had themselves a field day
722
00:52:48,041 --> 00:52:50,009
beating the shit out this thing,
didn't they?
723
00:52:50,076 --> 00:52:52,340
Yeah.
724
00:52:52,412 --> 00:52:55,006
No mercy shown here.
725
00:52:55,081 --> 00:52:57,641
Didn't find any bodies, did ya?
726
00:52:57,717 --> 00:53:01,813
- Not yet.
- Holy Christ.
727
00:53:01,888 --> 00:53:05,153
What could these kids have done
to bring this much hell down on 'em?
728
00:53:05,225 --> 00:53:07,523
- I found something.
- What's that?
729
00:53:07,594 --> 00:53:08,561
Keys.
730
00:53:08,628 --> 00:53:11,529
Don't stand there like some
prize dog, Dick, open the trunk.
731
00:53:11,598 --> 00:53:13,862
- Yes, sir.
- Toss them here.
732
00:53:18,471 --> 00:53:21,634
- Oh, Goddamn.
You got something, Georgie?
733
00:53:21,708 --> 00:53:23,039
Yeah.
734
00:53:23,376 --> 00:53:24,673
We found something.
735
00:53:24,744 --> 00:53:26,974
People come, people go,
736
00:53:27,046 --> 00:53:28,741
but how many ever stop
to take a look
737
00:53:28,815 --> 00:53:32,046
at the underbelly of the beast?
738
00:53:32,118 --> 00:53:35,212
I make 'em stop
and I make 'em look.
739
00:53:35,288 --> 00:53:37,882
Hope you like what you see.
740
00:53:37,957 --> 00:53:40,255
Hope you like what you see!
741
00:53:40,326 --> 00:53:44,319
Just hold it a minute, Grandpa.
742
00:53:44,397 --> 00:53:47,093
At a time
like this, you're taking pictures?
743
00:53:47,166 --> 00:53:49,134
I just couldn't help it.
744
00:53:49,202 --> 00:53:51,693
You look so natural
sitting in that box.
745
00:53:51,771 --> 00:53:56,367
Put me behind the wheel of that
bitch, I'll show you drivin'.
746
00:53:56,442 --> 00:54:01,277
You useless fuck. You couldn't
even get your big ass in that seat.
747
00:54:01,347 --> 00:54:03,474
You ungrateful...
748
00:54:03,550 --> 00:54:06,383
Don't start with me, Hugo.
749
00:54:11,824 --> 00:54:14,520
Get off the damn car,
this ain't your living room.
750
00:54:14,594 --> 00:54:16,926
Goddamn grease monkey.
751
00:54:19,632 --> 00:54:22,328
You sure this guy is supposed
to ride with us... in this car?
752
00:54:22,402 --> 00:54:23,892
Mm-hmm.
753
00:54:26,372 --> 00:54:28,340
This doesn't seem right to me.
754
00:54:28,408 --> 00:54:32,139
It ain't up to us, Chief said pick
him up and take him with us.
755
00:54:32,211 --> 00:54:34,577
Guy's an ex-cop,
figures he can be of some help.
756
00:54:34,647 --> 00:54:37,582
I just hope he doesn't
get in my way, is all I'm sayin'.
757
00:54:44,857 --> 00:54:46,654
This must be him.
758
00:54:49,228 --> 00:54:51,560
- Mr. Willis?
- Yes, sir.
759
00:54:51,631 --> 00:54:54,225
- I'm Wydell, this is Nash.
- How you doin', sir?
760
00:54:54,300 --> 00:54:57,292
Donald Willis.
Any leads?
761
00:54:57,370 --> 00:54:59,565
We were on our way out
to check on a couple of farms
762
00:54:59,639 --> 00:55:01,038
out on the edge of town.
763
00:55:01,107 --> 00:55:02,972
That's about our only lead
up to this point.
764
00:55:03,042 --> 00:55:05,135
What about this body you found?
765
00:55:05,211 --> 00:55:07,236
You know about that?
766
00:55:07,313 --> 00:55:09,440
Local girl.
Karen Murphy.
767
00:55:09,515 --> 00:55:12,416
One of the cheerleaders
that went missing last week.
768
00:55:12,485 --> 00:55:13,452
That's it?
769
00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:15,487
We know the kids
were on their way out
770
00:55:15,555 --> 00:55:17,250
to a place the locals
call Deadwood.
771
00:55:17,323 --> 00:55:20,121
They wanted to play Nancy Drew
with this local legend
772
00:55:20,193 --> 00:55:21,785
people call Dr. Satan.
773
00:55:21,861 --> 00:55:24,193
- This is insane.
- Don't you worry about it.
774
00:55:24,263 --> 00:55:25,821
We'll find her, all right?
775
00:55:29,769 --> 00:55:32,397
My name is Lewis Dover
776
00:55:32,472 --> 00:55:36,135
and I'm no rich man,
but I know the truth.
777
00:55:36,209 --> 00:55:38,177
You don't have to go to hell.
778
00:55:38,244 --> 00:55:40,804
You're in hell... this is hell.
779
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:43,348
This is hell.
This is hell.
780
00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:25,045
I'm gonna see if anybody's home.
You and Mr. Willis
781
00:56:25,124 --> 00:56:27,615
check around,
see if you see anything.
782
00:56:27,694 --> 00:56:28,956
Come with me.
783
00:56:37,737 --> 00:56:40,205
I hate fucked up families!
784
00:56:40,273 --> 00:56:42,571
- It's just a dip.
Otis!
785
00:56:42,642 --> 00:56:45,543
Otis, come quick.
There's cops out there.
786
00:56:45,611 --> 00:56:47,602
- What? Damn!
- How many?
787
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:50,740
- Don't worry about it.
- I don't know. I only saw one.
788
00:56:50,817 --> 00:56:53,581
Fucking pigs always travel in packs.
789
00:56:53,653 --> 00:56:55,621
- Take this.
- What should I do?
790
00:56:55,688 --> 00:56:58,088
Go downstairs and play nice.
791
00:56:59,325 --> 00:57:03,989
I'll go round back and take control
like I always fucking do.
792
00:57:06,432 --> 00:57:08,297
Goddamn.
793
00:57:08,367 --> 00:57:11,131
These packrats throw anything away?
794
00:57:11,204 --> 00:57:14,537
- I don't think so.
- Hold this thing.
795
00:57:14,607 --> 00:57:18,566
Hello? Hello?
796
00:57:23,516 --> 00:57:25,814
You'd think these son of bitches
would have a yard sale, don't you?
797
00:57:25,885 --> 00:57:27,284
Yeah.
798
00:57:29,222 --> 00:57:31,554
Hello?
799
00:57:31,624 --> 00:57:33,956
Oh my God!
800
00:57:34,026 --> 00:57:36,859
- Oh my God!
- Calm down, Barney!
801
00:57:36,929 --> 00:57:38,897
Don't even start
with that "Mayberry" shit.
802
00:57:38,965 --> 00:57:39,932
It's only a dog.
803
00:57:39,999 --> 00:57:41,899
I was bit by a cocker spaniel
when I was eight years old.
804
00:57:43,936 --> 00:57:46,404
- Hello, Officer.
- Good afternoon, ma'am.
805
00:57:46,472 --> 00:57:48,770
I'm Lieutenant Wydell. I'd like
to ask you a few questions.
806
00:57:48,841 --> 00:57:52,971
Why, heck, I'll tell you
anything you wanna know.
807
00:57:53,045 --> 00:57:55,013
I appreciate the cooperation, ma'am.
808
00:57:55,081 --> 00:57:56,480
I'm looking for a missing girl.
809
00:57:56,549 --> 00:57:59,746
I'm serious. It was a big
cocker spaniel... big teeth.
810
00:57:59,819 --> 00:58:02,447
It was my ex-girlfriend's.
Almost bit off my pinky toe.
811
00:58:02,522 --> 00:58:04,490
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
812
00:58:04,557 --> 00:58:06,525
Shh, you hear that?
813
00:58:06,592 --> 00:58:07,559
Yeah.
814
00:58:07,627 --> 00:58:09,754
Yeah, I hear it. Where do
you think it's coming from?
815
00:58:09,829 --> 00:58:12,297
Out this way.
816
00:58:12,365 --> 00:58:15,061
All right, hold on,
hold on one second here.
817
00:58:15,134 --> 00:58:16,726
Hey, hey!
818
00:58:16,803 --> 00:58:18,794
Sheriff's Department, open up.
819
00:58:18,871 --> 00:58:22,068
- No, I ain't seen her, sorry.
- Ma'am...
820
00:58:22,141 --> 00:58:23,904
If I could just
come in for a minute.
821
00:58:23,976 --> 00:58:26,638
I have some other pictures
I'd like you to look at.
822
00:58:26,712 --> 00:58:29,010
It might stir something up.
823
00:58:29,081 --> 00:58:31,072
No. I don't think so.
824
00:58:31,150 --> 00:58:32,777
Ma'am.
825
00:58:32,852 --> 00:58:34,979
It'll only take a minute.
826
00:58:37,590 --> 00:58:40,286
Oh, all right.
827
00:58:41,561 --> 00:58:44,291
I guess I can trust you,
828
00:58:44,363 --> 00:58:46,160
being a man of the law.
829
00:58:46,232 --> 00:58:48,632
Yes, ma'am.
830
00:58:48,701 --> 00:58:50,032
Thank you, ma'am.
831
00:59:18,798 --> 00:59:22,097
Oh, this one looks familiar.
Is he on the TV?
832
00:59:22,168 --> 00:59:24,864
No, ma'am,
I don't believe he is.
833
00:59:28,474 --> 00:59:29,532
- Wydell?
- Excuse me, ma'am.
834
00:59:29,609 --> 00:59:32,339
- Wydell, over! Wydell, over!
- Wydell, over.
835
01:02:04,563 --> 01:02:07,828
Let me take a guess here.
Y'all havin' a Halloween Party.
836
01:02:07,900 --> 01:02:09,891
What makes you think that,
big boy?
837
01:02:09,969 --> 01:02:13,666
You sure are buying a whole mess
of holy water for two people.
838
01:02:13,739 --> 01:02:16,572
We like to get fucked up
and do fucked up shit.
839
01:02:16,642 --> 01:02:19,577
- You know what I mean?
- I like to get fucked up too.
840
01:02:19,645 --> 01:02:22,773
- Do some fucked up shit.
- Yeah, I bet you do.
841
01:02:22,848 --> 01:02:25,817
How much we owe ya, goober?
842
01:02:25,885 --> 01:02:29,514
Actually it's G. Ober,
for Gerry Ober,
843
01:02:29,588 --> 01:02:33,080
but the new guy, Romald in the back,
he drew in that other O
844
01:02:33,159 --> 01:02:35,684
and made Goober.
Fucking asshole.
845
01:02:35,761 --> 01:02:38,252
Great story, Goober.
How much we owe ya?
846
01:02:38,330 --> 01:02:41,231
The damage is quite severe.
847
01:02:41,300 --> 01:02:44,360
- $185.
- That ain't gonna break my bank.
848
01:02:45,938 --> 01:02:48,873
Here, keep the change and go
get yourself a new name, Goober.
849
01:02:48,941 --> 01:02:51,535
Holy dog, I will, thank you.
850
01:02:51,610 --> 01:02:56,343
You all drive safe. Thanks for
comin' in to Red Hot Pussy Liquor.
851
01:03:24,477 --> 01:03:26,775
Where's Otis? Where's Otis?
852
01:03:26,846 --> 01:03:29,007
He's comin'. He's got
something real special this year.
853
01:03:29,081 --> 01:03:31,515
Otis, Otis, Otis...
854
01:04:03,582 --> 01:04:07,541
I'm the one who brings
the Christmas candy.
855
01:04:07,620 --> 01:04:09,588
Now tell me,
856
01:04:09,655 --> 01:04:11,623
who's your daddy?
857
01:04:15,127 --> 01:04:17,789
I'm the one who brings
the devil's brandy.
858
01:04:17,863 --> 01:04:19,660
Who's your daddy?!
859
01:04:24,069 --> 01:04:26,629
I'm the one who beats you
when you're bad.
860
01:04:26,705 --> 01:04:30,471
- Who's your Daddy?!
- Who's your Daddy?!
861
01:04:37,583 --> 01:04:41,246
Come on, sweetie,
give the old man some sugar.
862
01:04:44,089 --> 01:04:47,490
Daddy, Daddy.
863
01:04:50,496 --> 01:04:52,623
And I'm the one who loves ya
864
01:04:52,698 --> 01:04:54,290
when you're fucking dead.
865
01:04:55,734 --> 01:04:58,760
Who's your Daddy?!
Who's your Daddy?!
866
01:04:58,837 --> 01:05:01,499
Well, I say my little darlings.
867
01:05:02,975 --> 01:05:05,341
Maybe it ain't a good idea to be
prancing around
868
01:05:05,411 --> 01:05:07,072
where you don't belong.
869
01:05:07,146 --> 01:05:11,480
And you,
the great rusher of fools,
870
01:05:11,550 --> 01:05:13,381
what was it that you were after?
871
01:05:13,452 --> 01:05:16,888
Come on, speak to me, boy.
I remember now.
872
01:05:16,956 --> 01:05:18,583
Dr. Satan.
873
01:05:18,657 --> 01:05:21,558
Goddamn it, everybody
got to know about Dr. Satan.
874
01:05:21,627 --> 01:05:24,118
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna do you a favor.
875
01:05:24,196 --> 01:05:26,289
I'm gonna let you
meet the old bastard.
876
01:05:28,667 --> 01:05:30,294
It's all true.
877
01:05:30,369 --> 01:05:33,964
The bogeyman is real
and you found him.
878
01:05:34,039 --> 01:05:37,338
And you found him...
879
01:06:38,804 --> 01:06:41,967
Hey, happy boy,
step your ass up here.
880
01:06:43,008 --> 01:06:45,943
Take his gag out.
It's more fun with the screaming.
881
01:06:46,011 --> 01:06:50,209
I like that too. That screaming
is much more exciting that way.
882
01:06:53,886 --> 01:06:55,945
Please don't kill us,
please don't kill us.
883
01:06:56,021 --> 01:06:58,012
Please don't kill us...
nah... please don't kill us.
884
01:06:58,090 --> 01:07:01,389
Shut your mouth
and get your shit in the box.
885
01:07:03,629 --> 01:07:06,928
- Get in now.
Wait, wait, wait...
886
01:07:06,999 --> 01:07:09,160
I wanna say goodbye.
887
01:07:19,478 --> 01:07:21,002
Goodbye, sweetie.
888
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,947
We could've been great.
889
01:07:24,016 --> 01:07:26,143
Just let us go, I swear to God
we won't tell anyone.
890
01:07:26,218 --> 01:07:30,655
- I swear...
- Honey, you know I can't do that.
891
01:07:31,924 --> 01:07:34,484
I swear to God,
we won't tell. I swear to God.
892
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:36,323
Ain't we just having a fucking hoot?
893
01:07:36,395 --> 01:07:38,454
Get your fucking ass up, boy.
894
01:07:38,530 --> 01:07:41,522
Come on, we ain't got all night.
895
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:44,068
Where does she think
she's gonna run to?
896
01:07:44,136 --> 01:07:47,572
- She gonna run all the way home?
- No, let me get her.
897
01:07:47,639 --> 01:07:49,038
All right, go get her.
898
01:07:52,311 --> 01:07:56,270
Huntin' humans,
ain't nothin' but nothin'.
899
01:07:56,348 --> 01:07:58,816
They all run like
scared little rabbits.
900
01:08:01,587 --> 01:08:02,645
Run, rabbit, run.
901
01:08:04,289 --> 01:08:05,221
Run, rabbit.
902
01:08:06,592 --> 01:08:08,890
Run, rabbit. Run, rabbit.
903
01:08:10,295 --> 01:08:11,887
Run, rabbit, run!
904
01:08:13,132 --> 01:08:14,326
Run, rabbit!
905
01:08:20,105 --> 01:08:22,073
There once was a woman
906
01:08:22,141 --> 01:08:25,372
who lived with her daughter
in a cabbage garden.
907
01:08:25,444 --> 01:08:29,107
Along came a rabbit
and ate up all the cabbages.
908
01:08:29,181 --> 01:08:33,083
The woman said, "Go into the garden
and drive out the rabbit. "
909
01:08:33,152 --> 01:08:35,347
Mary.
910
01:08:35,421 --> 01:08:38,322
Told you.
I'm gonna get you.
911
01:08:38,390 --> 01:08:40,449
Mary.
912
01:08:40,526 --> 01:08:42,050
Mary...
913
01:08:42,127 --> 01:08:45,961
I'm gonna get you.
I'm coming to get you.
914
01:09:16,929 --> 01:09:19,727
"Shoo, shoo," said the maiden.
915
01:09:24,436 --> 01:09:26,996
"Come, maiden," said the rabbit.
916
01:09:27,072 --> 01:09:31,168
"Sit on my tail and go with me
to my rabbit hutch."
917
01:09:40,719 --> 01:09:43,449
No-ooo, no!
918
01:09:43,522 --> 01:09:47,515
No hanky-panky.
Rufus, put the lid on.
919
01:09:47,593 --> 01:09:49,618
No-ooo!
920
01:09:51,029 --> 01:09:53,395
No-ooo!
921
01:10:02,107 --> 01:10:03,506
Oh, no!
922
01:10:12,751 --> 01:10:14,480
No!
923
01:10:14,553 --> 01:10:18,387
No, no, no!
924
01:10:18,457 --> 01:10:21,153
Stop! No!
925
01:10:32,804 --> 01:10:34,533
No!
926
01:10:42,848 --> 01:10:44,611
No-ooo!
927
01:10:46,785 --> 01:10:49,652
No, no-ooo!
928
01:11:13,378 --> 01:11:17,041
Bury me in a nameless grave.
929
01:11:26,992 --> 01:11:30,189
Bury me in a nameless grave.
930
01:11:30,262 --> 01:11:34,096
Jerry, wake up, wake...
931
01:11:34,166 --> 01:11:35,724
Jerry, wake up, wake up, wake up.
932
01:11:40,706 --> 01:11:44,767
Bury me in a nameless grave.
933
01:11:54,353 --> 01:11:58,517
Bury me in a nameless grave.
934
01:12:02,494 --> 01:12:04,928
Oh my God!
935
01:12:18,844 --> 01:12:21,972
No-ooo!
- Jerry!
936
01:12:22,047 --> 01:12:25,073
No, Jerry!
937
01:12:42,267 --> 01:12:45,703
Please! Help!
938
01:12:50,275 --> 01:12:52,539
Help me!
939
01:12:53,278 --> 01:12:55,803
I can't see anything!
940
01:12:58,150 --> 01:13:00,141
Jerry? Is that you?
941
01:13:04,356 --> 01:13:06,620
Jerry?
942
01:13:06,692 --> 01:13:10,992
Jerry? Thank God.
943
01:13:26,011 --> 01:13:28,070
Please help me.
944
01:14:52,164 --> 01:14:53,927
God!
945
01:17:01,159 --> 01:17:02,490
Jerry?
946
01:17:04,296 --> 01:17:08,562
Oh, God, no, no, no...
947
01:17:08,633 --> 01:17:10,396
No!
948
01:17:24,049 --> 01:17:25,607
No-ooo!
949
01:17:25,684 --> 01:17:28,050
No!
950
01:17:28,119 --> 01:17:30,417
God, no, no.
951
01:17:30,488 --> 01:17:32,183
No, no!
952
01:17:35,827 --> 01:17:37,021
No-ooo!
953
01:20:14,986 --> 01:20:16,510
Go away!
954
01:20:20,024 --> 01:20:22,254
Go away!
955
01:23:39,624 --> 01:23:42,718
Sweet baby Jesus, girl.
What the hell happened to you?
956
01:23:42,794 --> 01:23:45,661
I got away.
957
01:23:48,132 --> 01:23:50,100
I recognize you.
958
01:23:50,168 --> 01:23:52,898
There's a whole bunch of people
been looking for your ass.
959
01:23:52,970 --> 01:23:56,303
- I gotta get to a doctor.
- All right, all right.
960
01:23:56,374 --> 01:23:58,342
Just sit back and relax.
961
01:23:58,409 --> 01:24:00,639
I'll get you to a doctor.
962
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:06,316
Come on... that's it,
that's it.
963
01:24:06,384 --> 01:24:08,944
I'll get you there,
yeah, yeah.
964
01:24:53,598 --> 01:24:55,623
Oh, yeah!