1 00:00:30,473 --> 00:00:33,271 Attention, boils and ghouls, 2 00:00:33,343 --> 00:00:37,370 it's time for Dr. Wolfenstein's 3 00:00:37,447 --> 00:00:40,314 "Creature Feature Show." 4 00:00:40,383 --> 00:00:41,816 Ah-hhh. 5 00:00:41,884 --> 00:00:43,442 The doctor is in. 6 00:00:43,519 --> 00:00:47,080 Don't scream. Don't move. 7 00:00:47,156 --> 00:00:50,182 Stay tuned for Channel 68's 8 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:53,695 Halloween Eve movie marathon. 9 00:00:55,131 --> 00:00:57,463 I'm your host, your ghost host 10 00:00:57,533 --> 00:01:01,196 with the most, Dr. Wolfenstein. 11 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:03,397 I will be with you 12 00:01:03,473 --> 00:01:06,806 until the end. 13 00:01:13,950 --> 00:01:15,884 Howdy folks. Black Blood. 14 00:01:15,952 --> 00:01:17,920 Violence. Freaks of Nature. 15 00:01:17,987 --> 00:01:19,955 Come on down to Captain Spaulding's 16 00:01:20,022 --> 00:01:22,957 Museum of Monsters and Madmen. 17 00:01:23,025 --> 00:01:24,925 See the Alligator Boy. 18 00:01:24,994 --> 00:01:26,757 Ride my famous Murder Ride. 19 00:01:26,829 --> 00:01:29,297 Most of all, don't forget to take home 20 00:01:29,365 --> 00:01:32,528 some of my tasty fried chicken. 21 00:01:34,470 --> 00:01:37,030 It just tastes so damn good. 22 00:01:53,856 --> 00:01:57,121 ... with a meat cleaver. 23 00:01:58,961 --> 00:02:03,159 See it, hear it, and actually feel it. 24 00:02:05,401 --> 00:02:09,462 Coming after you to rip your flesh apart. 25 00:02:11,307 --> 00:02:13,673 Unbelievable but true. 26 00:02:15,978 --> 00:02:19,641 See it, hear it, and actually feel it. 27 00:02:34,063 --> 00:02:37,692 Shit, I can't do nothin' with this. I can't get rid of this. 28 00:02:37,767 --> 00:02:40,258 It ain't worth nothin', my name's all over it. 29 00:02:40,336 --> 00:02:42,361 I was fixing it to trade it to Jackie Cobb. 30 00:02:43,439 --> 00:02:45,964 That retard that hangs out at Molly's Fruit Stand? 31 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:48,010 - Yeah. - For the life of me 32 00:02:48,077 --> 00:02:50,136 I cannot understand why you hang out with that asshole. 33 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:52,044 He's one horny retard. 34 00:02:52,114 --> 00:02:54,548 Well, ain't they all? All they wanna do is eat and fuck. 35 00:02:54,617 --> 00:02:57,677 If you knew him, you might understand his urges. 36 00:02:57,753 --> 00:03:00,449 Worse than a rabid-ass baboon. 37 00:03:00,523 --> 00:03:04,220 You know what his favorite thing is next to whacking his weasel? 38 00:03:04,293 --> 00:03:06,261 He takes a sharpened pencil 39 00:03:06,329 --> 00:03:08,456 and sticks it in his eyeball and twists it. 40 00:03:08,531 --> 00:03:10,499 - What? - He doesn't hurt himself though, 41 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:13,399 he kind of twists it right next to his eyeball. 42 00:03:13,469 --> 00:03:17,064 He'd been putting that pencil someplace other than his eyeball. 43 00:03:17,139 --> 00:03:20,597 He don't do nothin' like that. Although, once he got caught 44 00:03:20,676 --> 00:03:23,839 with a "Planet of the Apes" doll stuck up his asshole. 45 00:03:25,515 --> 00:03:27,278 Goddamn. 46 00:03:27,350 --> 00:03:29,341 They had to take him to the hospital. 47 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:32,353 Kid had Dr. Zaius stuck halfway up his butt. 48 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:33,581 Couldn't get it out. 49 00:03:45,735 --> 00:03:48,067 - Did you fix the toilet? - Yes, I did, 50 00:03:48,137 --> 00:03:51,595 and I don't want you stuffing any goddamn paper towels down there. 51 00:03:51,674 --> 00:03:54,006 I had to snake the shit out that thing. 52 00:03:54,076 --> 00:03:56,374 Here you go. 53 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:59,414 You bust that crapper and I'm gonna bust your ass. 54 00:03:59,482 --> 00:04:01,006 I hear ya. 55 00:04:20,069 --> 00:04:22,594 Mary, fucking Moses, ya'll get the fuck outta here. 56 00:04:22,672 --> 00:04:25,368 Hold it, clowney. Keep your paws where I can see them. 57 00:04:25,441 --> 00:04:27,932 Don't move. I'll blast a hole the size of 58 00:04:28,010 --> 00:04:31,741 a Kansas City watermelon through your ugly ass, Bozo face. 59 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:33,941 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 60 00:04:34,016 --> 00:04:35,711 Go grab that other asshole out of the shitter 61 00:04:35,785 --> 00:04:38,276 - and drag his ass back in here. - Right. 62 00:04:41,557 --> 00:04:43,923 You miserable motherfu... I ought to jump over this counter 63 00:04:43,993 --> 00:04:45,961 and bash your fucking balls in. 64 00:04:46,028 --> 00:04:48,690 All right, Tippy, hand over the cash box 65 00:04:48,764 --> 00:04:51,790 and I might leave your brains inside your skull. 66 00:04:51,867 --> 00:04:54,165 I'll tell you what, Ski King, 67 00:04:54,236 --> 00:04:56,704 why don't you just take your mama home some chicken 68 00:04:56,772 --> 00:04:59,639 and then I won't have to stuff my boot all up in ya ass! 69 00:04:59,709 --> 00:05:01,643 I don't like chicken! 70 00:05:01,711 --> 00:05:03,474 And I hate clowns! 71 00:05:11,053 --> 00:05:13,886 Put that shit down. Put it down! 72 00:05:17,627 --> 00:05:18,958 That is it! 73 00:05:19,028 --> 00:05:22,464 I'm gonna count to 10 and you're gonna hand over all the cash, 74 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:24,658 or I'm gonna splatter your grease-paint mug 75 00:05:24,734 --> 00:05:26,497 across the state line. 76 00:05:26,569 --> 00:05:28,662 - One... - Fuck yo mama. 77 00:05:28,738 --> 00:05:30,672 - Two... - Fuck yo sister. 78 00:05:30,740 --> 00:05:32,332 What are we gonna do? 79 00:05:32,408 --> 00:05:34,205 I know you, you work at the hardware store, right? 80 00:05:34,276 --> 00:05:36,335 - Richard Wick, right? - Shut your trap. 81 00:05:36,412 --> 00:05:38,471 Quiet down, both of you! 82 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,447 - Three... - Fuck yo grandma. 83 00:05:40,516 --> 00:05:42,609 I remember now. All the guys made fun of you. 84 00:05:42,685 --> 00:05:45,586 - Called you Little Dick Wick. - Shut up! 85 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:51,458 Stop singing, I hate that song. 86 00:05:51,527 --> 00:05:53,961 Put your fucking mask back on. 87 00:05:56,165 --> 00:05:57,632 Fuck it! 88 00:06:19,221 --> 00:06:22,019 Most of all, fuck you! 89 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:28,419 Goddamn motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit. 90 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:27,249 How many want to touch this afternoon? 91 00:08:27,316 --> 00:08:30,342 Raise your hand if you want God to touch you. 92 00:08:30,419 --> 00:08:35,015 I'm gonna pray that God will give you a divine touch... 93 00:08:36,625 --> 00:08:38,616 ...the US Department of Agriculture 94 00:08:38,694 --> 00:08:40,855 is checking whether state meat and poultry inspectors 95 00:08:40,930 --> 00:08:43,865 are good enough to allow the product to go on sale nationally. 96 00:08:43,933 --> 00:08:45,366 The USDA has said... 97 00:08:45,434 --> 00:08:47,527 Man, some of these Manson chicks are really hot. 98 00:08:47,603 --> 00:08:49,901 Shit, how are we almost out of gas? 99 00:08:49,972 --> 00:08:52,463 And this squeaky, right here, now that's a girl you would date. 100 00:08:52,541 --> 00:08:55,942 - Jerry, how much did you put in? - I don't know? Two, three bucks. 101 00:08:56,011 --> 00:08:58,138 Two, three bucks? I told you to fill... 102 00:08:58,214 --> 00:09:01,877 - Bill, feel me, am I made of money? - Get off. Jesus Christ, Jerry. 103 00:09:01,951 --> 00:09:05,148 Don't panic yourself there way too much, caffeine guy. 104 00:09:05,221 --> 00:09:07,246 I wouldn't be drinking so much coffee 105 00:09:07,323 --> 00:09:09,291 if you did your share of the driving. 106 00:09:09,358 --> 00:09:11,189 - You know I don't have nightvision. - Oh, not this again. 107 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:13,353 Seriously, I can't even make out the lines in the road. 108 00:09:13,429 --> 00:09:15,397 If you wanna pull the car over, I'll be more than happy 109 00:09:15,464 --> 00:09:17,056 to kill us out in the middle of nowhere. 110 00:09:17,132 --> 00:09:19,999 Besides, there's a billboard right there. 111 00:09:20,069 --> 00:09:22,003 Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen. 112 00:09:22,071 --> 00:09:24,164 Awesome, great! Fried chicken and gasoline. 113 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,674 Next exit, there you go, problem solved 114 00:09:26,742 --> 00:09:29,939 and we didn't have to freak out. It was a real big deal. 115 00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:32,242 Dick. 116 00:09:38,053 --> 00:09:39,179 All right. 117 00:09:39,255 --> 00:09:41,621 I'll pump the gas. Go inside and see if it's worth checking out. 118 00:09:41,690 --> 00:09:44,318 Okay, Mr. Cranky. 119 00:09:48,097 --> 00:09:49,189 Holy... crap! 120 00:09:49,265 --> 00:09:51,392 You gotta see this place. It's boss. 121 00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:53,435 - How boss? - Really fucking boss. 122 00:09:53,502 --> 00:09:55,663 Like, wake up the chicks and break out the camera boss? 123 00:09:55,738 --> 00:09:57,137 Hell, yeah. 124 00:10:02,344 --> 00:10:06,246 Wakey, wakey! Eggs and bacon. 125 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:08,283 Hey, sweetie, come on. 126 00:10:08,350 --> 00:10:10,318 Grab Mary and get your stuff and come on inside. 127 00:10:10,386 --> 00:10:13,253 Bill and I found a kick-ass place. Come on, move, move! 128 00:10:18,794 --> 00:10:20,785 Let's go. 129 00:10:20,863 --> 00:10:23,229 Come on, Sleeping Beauty, it's time to go to work. 130 00:10:35,444 --> 00:10:37,435 What's in that case over there? 131 00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:39,947 Hairless monkey. 132 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:42,916 Did you see the crocodile boy? 133 00:10:42,985 --> 00:10:45,351 How'd you like to find that in your pants? 134 00:10:47,389 --> 00:10:50,916 - Excuse me, sir? Howdy. - Hi. 135 00:10:50,993 --> 00:10:53,985 I love this place. How long have you been running this place? 136 00:10:54,063 --> 00:10:57,260 Well, uhm... How long's a piece of string? 137 00:10:58,801 --> 00:10:59,995 I don't know. 138 00:11:00,069 --> 00:11:03,004 Too goddamn long, that's how long. 139 00:11:03,072 --> 00:11:05,768 Too goddamn long, that's right. 140 00:11:05,841 --> 00:11:08,503 Right, I hear that, but how long, actually? 141 00:11:08,577 --> 00:11:11,808 Oh, shit, I don't know exactly. 142 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:15,839 I took over for my pa, right after the Duke damned Oscar. 143 00:11:15,918 --> 00:11:18,182 - Oh, you mean John Wayne. - Hell, son. 144 00:11:18,253 --> 00:11:20,346 How many dukes do you know about? 145 00:11:20,422 --> 00:11:22,982 - Greatest American ever lived. - Look at that. 146 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:25,652 "Circle up the wagons, pilgrims." 147 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,662 "Whatever you say, cowboy." 148 00:11:28,964 --> 00:11:31,694 I'm not that much of a Western fan. 149 00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:33,462 I like science-fiction. 150 00:11:33,535 --> 00:11:35,469 Ah-hhh. Space boy. 151 00:11:35,537 --> 00:11:39,735 I figured as much. 152 00:11:39,808 --> 00:11:41,776 Let me ask you something. 153 00:11:41,844 --> 00:11:45,177 How come you're asking so many jackassy questions? 154 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:47,215 My friends and I, we're driving across country 155 00:11:47,282 --> 00:11:50,718 writing this book on off-beat roadside attractions, 156 00:11:50,786 --> 00:11:53,653 the crazy shit you see when you're driving across the country. 157 00:11:53,722 --> 00:11:56,782 I don't drive cross country. 158 00:11:56,859 --> 00:11:58,827 But if you did. 159 00:11:58,894 --> 00:12:00,191 But I don't. 160 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:04,392 Yeah, but supposing for a second that you did. 161 00:12:07,703 --> 00:12:09,398 You little dickens, you. 162 00:12:09,471 --> 00:12:11,598 I know what your problem is. 163 00:12:11,673 --> 00:12:13,334 What's that? 164 00:12:13,409 --> 00:12:16,435 Ya'll think us folks from the country's funny-like, don't you? 165 00:12:16,512 --> 00:12:18,605 - Jerry... - Well, saddle up the mule, ma. 166 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:22,047 Slide me some grits, I's got to get me some education. 167 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,517 - Jerry... - You asshole. 168 00:12:24,586 --> 00:12:27,180 No, I'm really very interested, I'm not trying to make fun. 169 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:32,089 Gotcha! 170 00:12:32,161 --> 00:12:35,221 You are such a bad clown. 171 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,060 Oh, fuck me, Side Sally, 172 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:40,295 who the hell'd wanna read about all this horseshit anyway? 173 00:12:40,369 --> 00:12:41,768 You'd be surprised. 174 00:12:41,837 --> 00:12:44,362 Son, look around. 175 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,533 Would I be surprised? 176 00:12:51,713 --> 00:12:53,681 Finally. Great, great. Come on, we paid for the tickets. 177 00:12:53,749 --> 00:12:55,774 - Let's go, let's go, let's go. - What tickets? 178 00:12:55,851 --> 00:12:58,945 This isn't everything. There is actually a murder ride. 179 00:12:59,021 --> 00:13:01,888 A murder ride? I don't want to go on a murder ride. 180 00:13:01,957 --> 00:13:03,754 - Yes, you do wanna go on a... - No, I don't. 181 00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,556 Hey, how about if we skip the murder ride? 182 00:13:06,628 --> 00:13:08,391 Hey, how about if we go? 183 00:13:08,464 --> 00:13:11,661 Anytime this year, people. Tour is about to begin. 184 00:13:11,733 --> 00:13:14,031 Okay, we'll see you inside the murder ride, we'll be back. Bye. 185 00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:16,833 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, 186 00:13:16,905 --> 00:13:18,463 children of all ages, 187 00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:22,738 you are about to enter the world of darkness, 188 00:13:22,811 --> 00:13:26,076 a world where life and death are meaningless, 189 00:13:26,148 --> 00:13:29,174 and pain is God. 190 00:13:29,251 --> 00:13:31,845 - Pain! - Billy, let's go. 191 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:35,981 - Quit that, sport. - Sorry, Captain Spaulding. 192 00:13:36,758 --> 00:13:41,127 We gonna have a good time now. 193 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:43,357 On your right, you will see 194 00:13:43,432 --> 00:13:48,267 the infamous Albert... Fish. 195 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,802 Masochist, sadist, 196 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,844 child killer and most importantly, 197 00:13:55,911 --> 00:13:57,435 cannibal. 198 00:13:57,513 --> 00:14:01,347 Mr. Fish, born 1870 and enjoyed spankings 199 00:14:01,416 --> 00:14:03,475 with nail-studded paddles, 200 00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:06,715 stuffing needles deep into his groin. 201 00:14:06,788 --> 00:14:10,554 - I have a question. How many... - Hold all questions. 202 00:14:13,529 --> 00:14:16,191 No, no, help. 203 00:14:22,604 --> 00:14:23,866 Lizzie fucking Borden. 204 00:14:23,939 --> 00:14:26,999 Now, one of our most famous crazies, 205 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:30,841 the psycho of Plainsfield, Mr. Ed Gein. 206 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,676 Murderer, cannibal, 207 00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:34,943 Mr. Gein used to take great pleasure 208 00:14:35,017 --> 00:14:39,317 of playing with dead bodies of women, 209 00:14:39,388 --> 00:14:43,222 especially, their sexual organs. 210 00:15:00,842 --> 00:15:04,175 Now, one of our local heroes, 211 00:15:04,246 --> 00:15:05,873 S. Quentin Quale, 212 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:09,111 aka Dr. Satan. 213 00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:11,118 Oh shit! 214 00:15:12,187 --> 00:15:16,351 Murderer, torturer, but most of all, master surgeon. 215 00:15:16,425 --> 00:15:18,393 Mr. Quail was an intern 216 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:21,520 at Willows County Mental Hospital, 217 00:15:21,597 --> 00:15:23,565 nicknamed Weeping Willows 218 00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:26,601 for the neverending cries of pain. 219 00:15:26,668 --> 00:15:28,966 Through primitive brain surgery... 220 00:15:29,037 --> 00:15:31,005 - Jerry, stop it. - Mr. Quail believed 221 00:15:31,073 --> 00:15:34,008 that he could create a race of superhumans 222 00:15:34,076 --> 00:15:35,634 from the mentally ill. 223 00:15:35,711 --> 00:15:38,077 Vigilante justice prevailed. 224 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,011 They took his ass out and hung him. 225 00:15:41,783 --> 00:15:44,047 And that infamous hanging tree 226 00:15:44,119 --> 00:15:46,212 is no more than a stone's throw away 227 00:15:46,288 --> 00:15:48,620 from where y'alls' ass is now seated. 228 00:15:50,525 --> 00:15:52,720 But the next day 229 00:15:52,794 --> 00:15:55,922 his body was found to be missing. 230 00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,966 Until today 231 00:15:58,033 --> 00:16:00,695 no trace of Dr. Satan 232 00:16:00,769 --> 00:16:02,737 has ever been discovered. 233 00:16:04,473 --> 00:16:06,532 But then, who knows? 234 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:12,578 Maybe he lives next door to you. 235 00:16:13,315 --> 00:16:15,943 Tour's over. Exit through the doors. 236 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,684 That was so bad-ass. 237 00:16:23,759 --> 00:16:27,024 Dr. Satan. Ah-hhh, Dr. Satan. 238 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:31,298 Maybe he lives next door to you. 239 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,891 Calm down, it was all right. 240 00:16:33,969 --> 00:16:36,836 Do you think maybe we could go now? 241 00:16:36,905 --> 00:16:39,271 I'm gonna go call my dad. I'll be right back. 242 00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:42,367 I love you. 243 00:16:42,444 --> 00:16:43,877 What do you mean, it was all right? 244 00:16:43,945 --> 00:16:46,209 It was cool, but it wasn't that great. 245 00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:49,114 Dude, you don't have to play it down in front of your chick. 246 00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:51,175 - Oh. - Thank you. 247 00:17:03,532 --> 00:17:05,693 Don't move a muscle, an artery, 248 00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:08,429 Or a vein. 249 00:17:08,537 --> 00:17:10,505 - Hello? - Hey, Dad. 250 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:13,040 - Wow, Denise. - We stopped for gas 251 00:17:13,108 --> 00:17:15,975 at this place called Captain Spaulding's, 252 00:17:16,044 --> 00:17:19,013 somewhere outside of Ruggsville. 253 00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:23,017 It turned into this whole big thing, so we're behind schedule. 254 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,382 Don't be too late. 255 00:17:24,453 --> 00:17:28,219 I forgot to tell you that Halloween falls on a school night 256 00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:31,157 so they're trick-or-treating tonight. 257 00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:34,688 Your left hand shows your past; 258 00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:38,130 your right hand shows your future. 259 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,572 Good evening. I'm Lance Brockwell 260 00:17:44,639 --> 00:17:48,131 and this is the 7:00 news. And our top story tonight, 261 00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:50,974 investigators still have no leads to the strange disappearance 262 00:17:51,046 --> 00:17:53,810 of the five cheerleaders from Ruggsville High School. 263 00:17:53,882 --> 00:17:55,873 Cindy Thompson, Karen Murphy, 264 00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:59,148 Allison Cole, Valarie Green, and Dawn Baker 265 00:17:59,221 --> 00:18:02,019 were last seen four days ago leaving a football game. 266 00:18:02,824 --> 00:18:05,190 I know it seems stupid, but I really wanna see this tree. 267 00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:07,626 Do yourself a favor, son, just forget about it. 268 00:18:07,696 --> 00:18:10,324 Oh, come on, I live for this shit. 269 00:18:10,399 --> 00:18:13,027 Okay, all right, I'll draw you a damn map. 270 00:18:13,101 --> 00:18:16,093 - Thank you. - I still say it's a waste of time. 271 00:18:16,171 --> 00:18:19,334 You are here. Go straight up this road. 272 00:18:19,408 --> 00:18:21,603 Make the first right. First left. 273 00:18:21,676 --> 00:18:23,701 Come straight across and down. 274 00:18:23,779 --> 00:18:25,747 Can't find it? Tough. 275 00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:27,611 - Here's your map. - Right on. 276 00:18:27,682 --> 00:18:29,650 - Here's your complimentary chicken. - Oh, wow. 277 00:18:29,718 --> 00:18:31,982 Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. 278 00:18:32,053 --> 00:18:34,078 You're gonna get a great write-up for this. 279 00:18:45,901 --> 00:18:49,837 Here's an idea, let's just skip it. It's probably nothing anyway. 280 00:18:49,905 --> 00:18:53,238 Christ, Jerry, Bill is right, we can't see anything. 281 00:18:53,308 --> 00:18:54,468 What's that? 282 00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,168 Hitchhiker. 283 00:18:58,246 --> 00:19:01,238 - What? Should we stop? - We can't leave her in the rain. 284 00:19:01,316 --> 00:19:03,910 Stick her in the front if you wanna pick her up so bad. 285 00:19:07,889 --> 00:19:09,652 So, uh, 286 00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:12,522 - where ya headed? - I was just going home. 287 00:19:12,594 --> 00:19:15,188 - Home, where's that? - A couple miles up the road. 288 00:19:15,263 --> 00:19:17,823 - So, you live around here? - Yeah. 289 00:19:17,899 --> 00:19:19,992 Do you know where this Dr. Satan tree's at? 290 00:19:20,068 --> 00:19:22,593 Yeah. You know where that's at? It's right by my house. 291 00:19:22,671 --> 00:19:24,502 - I can show you. - Really? 292 00:19:24,573 --> 00:19:27,269 - So, it is a real thing. - Fuck you. 293 00:19:27,342 --> 00:19:30,607 So, a tree? Where's it at? 294 00:19:30,679 --> 00:19:33,170 - What tree? Okay, this is crazy. 295 00:19:33,248 --> 00:19:35,216 She obviously doesn't know anything. 296 00:19:35,283 --> 00:19:37,444 Oh, I know, I'll show you where it's at. 297 00:19:37,519 --> 00:19:41,421 Whatever you need to do, you do it. 298 00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:42,388 There is no wrong. 299 00:19:43,425 --> 00:19:46,553 If someone needs to be killed, you kill 'em. 300 00:19:46,628 --> 00:19:49,188 That's the way. 301 00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,413 Fuck. 302 00:20:06,481 --> 00:20:08,745 I think we blew a tire. 303 00:20:11,887 --> 00:20:15,254 - Oh poop. - Oh, hell. 304 00:20:16,825 --> 00:20:18,952 At least we got that spare. 305 00:20:19,027 --> 00:20:20,892 You filled it up like I asked, right? 306 00:20:20,962 --> 00:20:22,452 Yeah, yeah. 307 00:20:24,232 --> 00:20:26,666 Okay, what if I forgot to put it back in the trunk? 308 00:20:26,735 --> 00:20:28,760 What would plan B entail? 309 00:20:28,837 --> 00:20:32,534 - Jesus Christ, Jerry. - Technically I did what you said. 310 00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:35,075 Oh for fucking sake, Jerry, what're we gonna do now? 311 00:20:35,143 --> 00:20:37,873 I can't rightly say if I know, me ladies. 312 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,777 Wait, I love this song. 313 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:45,515 Would you turn the radio off, please?! 314 00:20:45,587 --> 00:20:47,418 God! 315 00:20:47,489 --> 00:20:49,389 We can walk to my house from here. 316 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:50,185 What? 317 00:20:50,258 --> 00:20:53,227 My brother's got a tow truck. He can come get your car. 318 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,525 - I'll go, it's my fault. - Forget it, I'm going. 319 00:20:55,597 --> 00:20:57,622 - No, Bill, I... - You guys stay here. 320 00:20:57,699 --> 00:20:59,462 There's no sense in everyone getting drenched. 321 00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:05,071 Returning to the news, local authorities still have no lead 322 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,108 in the mysterious disappearance of the five cheerleaders 323 00:21:07,175 --> 00:21:08,972 from Ruggsville. The girls were last seen 324 00:21:09,044 --> 00:21:11,774 leaving a cheering competition... 325 00:21:11,846 --> 00:21:13,143 It was loud enough to wake the dead. 326 00:21:13,214 --> 00:21:14,647 That's an idea. What is? 327 00:21:14,716 --> 00:21:18,652 Wouldn't it be dramatic? Supposing the people inside were dead, 328 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:22,247 all stretched out with the lights quietly burning about them. 329 00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:24,417 I'm sure it would be very amusing. 330 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:28,326 Why you ask? Why is not the question. 331 00:21:28,396 --> 00:21:30,193 How? 332 00:21:30,265 --> 00:21:33,496 Now, that is a question worth examining. 333 00:21:33,568 --> 00:21:36,036 How could I, 334 00:21:36,104 --> 00:21:38,595 being born of such 335 00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,766 conventional stock, 336 00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,935 arrive a leader of the rebellion? 337 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:47,141 An escapist from a conformist world, destined to find happiness 338 00:21:47,215 --> 00:21:50,116 only in that which cannot be explained. 339 00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:52,551 I brought you here for a reason. 340 00:21:52,621 --> 00:21:56,148 But unfortunately, you and your sentimental minds 341 00:21:56,224 --> 00:21:57,816 are doing me no good. 342 00:21:57,892 --> 00:22:00,861 My brain is frozen, 343 00:22:00,929 --> 00:22:02,556 locked. 344 00:22:02,631 --> 00:22:04,622 I have to break free 345 00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:08,692 from this culture of mechanical reproductions 346 00:22:08,770 --> 00:22:11,204 and the thick incrustations 347 00:22:11,272 --> 00:22:13,001 dying on the surface. 348 00:22:13,074 --> 00:22:15,042 Oh, Christ. 349 00:22:16,778 --> 00:22:18,006 Fuck it. 350 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,860 These are all my dolls. 351 00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:38,899 I used to chop their heads off and their arms 352 00:22:38,967 --> 00:22:40,901 and stick them up on the wall. 353 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:45,862 The door's locked, I gotta go around. 354 00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:48,738 Just wait here. 355 00:23:06,895 --> 00:23:08,954 Jesus Christ! Don't do that. 356 00:23:09,030 --> 00:23:12,227 You scared the shit out of me. 357 00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:15,030 You ain't seen nothing yet. 358 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:17,970 - Is your brother ready to go? - Yeah, he already left. 359 00:23:18,039 --> 00:23:20,405 - Come on, inside. - What? He left? 360 00:23:20,475 --> 00:23:22,067 Come on and get toasty. 361 00:23:26,848 --> 00:23:29,009 Don't worry about it, he's fine. 362 00:23:29,084 --> 00:23:31,382 I just don't understand why... 363 00:23:33,521 --> 00:23:35,614 What was that? 364 00:23:37,325 --> 00:23:40,158 What? I didn't hear anything. 365 00:23:40,228 --> 00:23:42,196 Turn the radio off. 366 00:23:42,263 --> 00:23:44,060 Now listen. 367 00:23:49,838 --> 00:23:51,271 I still don't hear anything. 368 00:23:51,339 --> 00:23:54,274 I swear to God, I heard some weird... 369 00:23:54,342 --> 00:23:57,368 Turn on the headlights, see if something's out there. 370 00:24:06,454 --> 00:24:08,649 Calm down, calm down. 371 00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:12,555 Jesus H. Christ. 372 00:24:12,627 --> 00:24:14,993 It's the fucking tow truck guy. 373 00:24:28,443 --> 00:24:29,410 So, 374 00:24:29,477 --> 00:24:30,842 you live alone here? 375 00:24:30,912 --> 00:24:34,109 I mean, just you and your brother? 376 00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,776 Nah, there's a bunch of us around somewhere. 377 00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:39,752 I think Otis is upstairs messing around or something. 378 00:24:49,330 --> 00:24:51,298 You gotta have the marshmallows. 379 00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:53,994 That's what makes it fun. 380 00:24:54,068 --> 00:24:56,263 Yeah, I guess. 381 00:24:56,337 --> 00:24:58,897 You sure do a lot of guessing. 382 00:24:58,973 --> 00:25:00,440 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 383 00:25:05,847 --> 00:25:07,337 Wow. 384 00:25:07,415 --> 00:25:09,383 Look at him. 385 00:25:09,450 --> 00:25:12,351 He must've been going pretty fast to smash through that wall. 386 00:25:15,523 --> 00:25:17,923 You sure are silly for a guy with glasses. 387 00:25:17,992 --> 00:25:20,153 - I like that. - Okay, hey. 388 00:25:20,228 --> 00:25:23,459 Need those to see, thank you. 389 00:25:23,531 --> 00:25:25,556 How do I look? 390 00:25:25,633 --> 00:25:27,601 Terrific, really. 391 00:25:31,706 --> 00:25:33,606 Tasty. 392 00:25:33,675 --> 00:25:36,667 Ain't the only thing tasty in this house. 393 00:25:51,326 --> 00:25:54,090 Okay, okay. 394 00:25:54,162 --> 00:25:56,130 I wonder what time... 395 00:25:56,197 --> 00:25:58,427 - it's getting kind of late. - Don't worry, sugar. 396 00:25:58,499 --> 00:26:01,024 It ain't past my bedtime 397 00:26:01,102 --> 00:26:03,195 Are you flirting with me? 398 00:26:03,271 --> 00:26:04,829 What? Oh, no. 399 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:11,506 Great! They're back. 400 00:26:11,579 --> 00:26:13,479 Whoppie-fucking-do. 401 00:26:18,253 --> 00:26:20,517 Excuse me? 402 00:26:22,557 --> 00:26:24,650 I gotta call my dad and tell him we're gonna be late. 403 00:26:24,726 --> 00:26:27,661 Can I use your phone, please? 404 00:26:27,729 --> 00:26:28,661 Hello? 405 00:26:28,730 --> 00:26:30,755 Ain't got one. 406 00:26:33,234 --> 00:26:35,600 - Oh, hi. - Goodness. 407 00:26:37,105 --> 00:26:38,595 You really don't have a phone? 408 00:26:41,342 --> 00:26:42,604 No. 409 00:26:45,446 --> 00:26:47,880 I once had one back in '57, 410 00:26:47,949 --> 00:26:49,780 but... 411 00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:55,316 I don't quite remember. There's nobody round here. 412 00:26:55,390 --> 00:26:59,918 I feel like jaw-flapping at no more. 413 00:26:59,994 --> 00:27:03,191 Do you think the guy with the tow truck could drive us to a phone? 414 00:27:03,264 --> 00:27:06,495 His name is Rufus, Rufus Jr. 415 00:27:06,567 --> 00:27:09,730 But we all call him 416 00:27:09,804 --> 00:27:13,797 - RJ. - Makes sense. 417 00:27:13,875 --> 00:27:17,003 What do they call you, sweetie? 418 00:27:17,078 --> 00:27:19,569 I am Qualsnarg of the Crab Nebula. 419 00:27:23,451 --> 00:27:25,578 But you humans can call me Jerry. 420 00:27:25,653 --> 00:27:27,245 Jerry. 421 00:27:29,490 --> 00:27:33,950 Baby, go on and see how RJ's doin' with these nice folks' automobile. 422 00:27:35,964 --> 00:27:39,525 Why don't you just all make yourselves to home? 423 00:27:41,469 --> 00:27:43,994 What brings you kids way out here? 424 00:27:44,072 --> 00:27:46,802 Haven't you got something better to do on Halloween 425 00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:48,808 than wander around out in the sticks? 426 00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:50,901 I thought maybe we'd take in a hoedown. 427 00:27:53,381 --> 00:27:56,248 No, he's just joking. 428 00:27:57,552 --> 00:28:01,010 - You are? - I'm sorry, I'm messing with you. 429 00:28:02,056 --> 00:28:04,149 Shut up, dude. 430 00:28:04,225 --> 00:28:06,090 Oh, I get it. 431 00:28:07,595 --> 00:28:09,722 Y'all just think you're too good 432 00:28:09,797 --> 00:28:11,890 for the simple pleasures of Halloween. 433 00:28:11,966 --> 00:28:16,027 No, just a little too old. 434 00:28:16,104 --> 00:28:19,540 Oh really? I hope something changes your mind 435 00:28:19,607 --> 00:28:21,507 someday. 436 00:28:23,011 --> 00:28:26,412 - Mama, Tiny's home. - What about RJ? 437 00:28:26,481 --> 00:28:28,210 He was gone before I seen him. 438 00:28:28,282 --> 00:28:31,649 But Tiny saw him and said he said he was going down to the yard 439 00:28:31,719 --> 00:28:33,880 to get a new wheel. 440 00:28:33,955 --> 00:28:36,253 How long is that gonna take? 441 00:28:36,324 --> 00:28:39,054 Probably be back in a couple of hours. 442 00:28:39,127 --> 00:28:41,823 A couple of hours? What? 443 00:28:41,896 --> 00:28:43,955 Can't Tiny drive us to a phone? 444 00:28:48,803 --> 00:28:50,737 Tiny ain't got no car, 445 00:28:50,805 --> 00:28:52,966 he ain't even got a bicycle. 446 00:28:55,109 --> 00:28:58,670 Even though I know that you think it is childish, 447 00:28:58,746 --> 00:29:02,477 tonight is Halloween Eve, 448 00:29:02,550 --> 00:29:04,074 and to us 449 00:29:04,152 --> 00:29:07,019 it is special. 450 00:29:07,088 --> 00:29:11,525 So you are all invited to dinner. 451 00:29:17,632 --> 00:29:20,226 I hope to Christ she don't expect us to wear these things. 452 00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:21,962 What ever it is, just do it. 453 00:29:22,036 --> 00:29:24,596 The more we play along the faster we'll get the hell out of here. 454 00:29:24,672 --> 00:29:27,698 Now is not the time to make waves. Jerry. 455 00:30:28,169 --> 00:30:30,228 You'll have to forgive Tiny. 456 00:30:30,304 --> 00:30:32,465 He can't hear so much. 457 00:30:34,408 --> 00:30:36,842 That poor baby. 458 00:30:36,911 --> 00:30:39,880 It's his daddy's fault. 459 00:30:39,947 --> 00:30:42,711 Earl wasn't a bad man, 460 00:30:42,783 --> 00:30:44,580 he never hit me or nothing like that. 461 00:30:44,652 --> 00:30:47,849 One day he just up and went devil on us all. 462 00:30:47,922 --> 00:30:52,120 - What happened? - He tried to burn down the house. 463 00:30:52,193 --> 00:30:55,287 He said it was possessed by the spirits. 464 00:30:55,363 --> 00:30:59,424 And Tiny was sleeping in the basement where the fire started. 465 00:31:02,303 --> 00:31:05,568 But I don't think Earl ever meant to harm us. 466 00:31:06,941 --> 00:31:09,842 Tiny was badly burnt, his ears were destroyed 467 00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:12,379 and most of his skin. 468 00:31:12,446 --> 00:31:16,109 - Is that why he wears the mask? - Yeah. 469 00:31:16,184 --> 00:31:18,880 My baby boy gets shy around new people, 470 00:31:20,421 --> 00:31:22,821 but he'll warm up to you, 471 00:31:22,890 --> 00:31:25,051 especially the girls. 472 00:31:28,496 --> 00:31:30,487 He's a real lady-killer. 473 00:31:41,809 --> 00:31:44,107 You're gonna miss a good show tonight. 474 00:31:44,178 --> 00:31:46,169 That's your tough luck. 475 00:31:46,247 --> 00:31:49,045 I thought you kids were all about team spirit. 476 00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:52,745 You ain't done fuck-all to cheer me up since you got here. 477 00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:54,913 Give me a B. Give me an A. 478 00:31:54,989 --> 00:31:57,457 Give me a B. Give me a Y. 479 00:31:57,525 --> 00:32:01,052 What's that spell? What's that spell?! 480 00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:03,995 What's that spell?! 481 00:32:04,065 --> 00:32:05,726 Baby. 482 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,961 You're damn right. 483 00:32:26,654 --> 00:32:29,282 Okay now. Everybody put on your masks. 484 00:32:29,357 --> 00:32:33,919 Can't very well eat our desserts with our everyday faces exposed. 485 00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:35,553 Can we? 486 00:32:37,098 --> 00:32:39,066 Gosh, kid, put it on. 487 00:32:40,968 --> 00:32:43,459 She ain't gonna let any of us touch dessert 488 00:32:43,537 --> 00:32:46,506 unless you're wearing this damn thing. 489 00:32:50,478 --> 00:32:52,912 Mrs. Firefly? 490 00:32:52,980 --> 00:32:55,949 Do you know anything about the legend of Dr. Satan? 491 00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:58,008 Here we go. - Shut up. 492 00:33:02,523 --> 00:33:05,321 I'm not much for gossip and this and that, 493 00:33:05,393 --> 00:33:07,361 - but I have heard... - I know all about 494 00:33:07,428 --> 00:33:09,589 what you wanna know all about. 495 00:33:09,664 --> 00:33:11,359 Otis. 496 00:33:11,432 --> 00:33:13,525 I can't believe you decided 497 00:33:13,601 --> 00:33:16,092 to come down and join us. 498 00:33:22,276 --> 00:33:26,337 And you brought Little Wolf. 499 00:33:26,414 --> 00:33:28,382 Oh, my baby. 500 00:33:30,685 --> 00:33:32,312 Oh my God. 501 00:33:33,754 --> 00:33:36,279 It's such a special night for me. 502 00:33:39,193 --> 00:33:41,889 I don't know 503 00:33:41,962 --> 00:33:45,363 who told you your fairy fables about Dr. Satan. 504 00:33:45,433 --> 00:33:47,731 We heard it from a Captain Spaulding 505 00:33:47,802 --> 00:33:48,791 up the road at... 506 00:33:48,869 --> 00:33:50,996 That old bitch hog don't know shit. 507 00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:54,508 Tells this cute little tattle-tales to sell his junk, 508 00:33:54,575 --> 00:33:57,567 but he don't sell no Yankee boys no truth. 509 00:33:57,645 --> 00:34:00,205 Something happened, right? It had to be based on some real incident. 510 00:34:00,281 --> 00:34:04,047 Are you, Jimmy Olsen, cub reporter for the Daily Asshole? 511 00:34:04,118 --> 00:34:07,884 - Grampa, watch your language. - I don't think you need to know. 512 00:34:08,823 --> 00:34:10,347 Better you leave here with your head still full 513 00:34:10,424 --> 00:34:13,086 of kitty cats and puppy dogs. 514 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:18,029 - I really would like to know... - Hey, he'd really like to know. 515 00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:19,930 Enlighten him. 516 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:24,164 I bet you'd stick your head in fire if I told ya you could see hell. 517 00:34:24,238 --> 00:34:26,331 Meanwhile, you're too stupid to realize 518 00:34:26,407 --> 00:34:28,432 you got a demon sticking out your ass 519 00:34:28,509 --> 00:34:31,501 singing, "Holy Miss Moley," 520 00:34:31,579 --> 00:34:34,480 "Got me a live one." 521 00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:39,578 Can we change the subject, please? 522 00:34:40,821 --> 00:34:42,015 Dinner's over. 523 00:34:43,491 --> 00:34:46,426 Ladies and germs, 524 00:34:46,494 --> 00:34:48,587 it's show time! 525 00:35:00,374 --> 00:35:01,705 Tell you a little story... 526 00:35:01,776 --> 00:35:04,074 Eat your wife's pussy... 527 00:35:05,646 --> 00:35:07,546 I mean jam your face in it! 528 00:35:09,784 --> 00:35:11,445 ...starts licking and chomping on her pussy 529 00:35:11,519 --> 00:35:13,714 and she's screamin' and yellin' and she just... 530 00:35:13,788 --> 00:35:15,380 Ah-hhh! 531 00:35:15,456 --> 00:35:18,948 The old battleaxe at home's liable to crush my balls! 532 00:35:21,061 --> 00:35:23,393 Would you be quiet? 533 00:35:23,464 --> 00:35:26,331 You're gonna wake up grandma. 534 00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:32,601 Bravo, man. 535 00:35:32,673 --> 00:35:35,301 Hey, hey, hey, don't be moving now, don't be moving. 536 00:35:35,376 --> 00:35:38,777 We got something real special for you men out there. 537 00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:59,821 Wow! 538 00:36:52,119 --> 00:36:54,246 Jerry. 539 00:36:56,724 --> 00:37:00,455 Get off him. 540 00:37:00,528 --> 00:37:04,862 I said get the fuck off him, you stupid fucking whore! 541 00:37:04,932 --> 00:37:07,400 - Fucking slut! - You shouldn't have done that. 542 00:37:07,468 --> 00:37:09,436 Oh, really? Are you gonna do something about it? 543 00:37:09,503 --> 00:37:11,266 - I'll do something, motherfucker. - Yeah, come on. 544 00:37:11,338 --> 00:37:13,829 I'll fucking cut your tits off and shove them down your throat. 545 00:37:13,908 --> 00:37:15,842 - Baby, stop! - Come on, Ma, 546 00:37:15,910 --> 00:37:18,105 - this bitch has got it coming. - No, I told you, remember? 547 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,208 - Car's done. - Thank God. 548 00:37:23,284 --> 00:37:25,445 I suggest that you kids leave. 549 00:37:25,519 --> 00:37:27,544 We're gone. 550 00:37:29,323 --> 00:37:31,382 Fuck you! 551 00:37:32,493 --> 00:37:36,224 - I love you, Mama. - I know. 552 00:37:42,436 --> 00:37:44,404 Lock the fucking doors! Hurry up. 553 00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:46,439 Jesus Christ, you think she was really gonna cut you. 554 00:37:46,507 --> 00:37:49,271 Of course she was gonna cut me, she's a fucking nut. 555 00:37:51,712 --> 00:37:54,545 I knew she was crazy from the second we picked her up. 556 00:37:54,615 --> 00:37:56,640 Okay. That's that. 557 00:37:56,717 --> 00:37:59,618 Let's get out of this fucking nuthouse. 558 00:38:11,198 --> 00:38:13,860 What're you doing? Why are you stopping? 559 00:38:13,934 --> 00:38:16,232 - I gotta open the gate! - For Christ's sake, hurry up! 560 00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:27,405 Oh, shit! 561 00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:48,392 Somebody help him! 562 00:38:53,173 --> 00:38:56,165 Oh shit! What are they doing to him? 563 00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:00,979 Who's that? 564 00:39:01,048 --> 00:39:02,913 Oh my God! 565 00:39:08,656 --> 00:39:11,124 Shut the fucking door! Oh, no! 566 00:39:33,013 --> 00:39:34,810 Somebody help us! 567 00:39:35,883 --> 00:39:38,351 Oh my God! Get away from us! 568 00:39:42,523 --> 00:39:44,354 No, please. 569 00:39:44,425 --> 00:39:45,892 Oh my God! 570 00:39:45,959 --> 00:39:47,392 No-ooo! 571 00:39:47,461 --> 00:39:49,019 Oh my God! 572 00:39:51,532 --> 00:39:55,468 Help me! Help me! 573 00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:28,529 ... rock and roll this morning with some Led Zeppelin... 574 00:40:29,970 --> 00:40:32,438 ... kinda wild around the radio station today, 575 00:40:32,506 --> 00:40:33,905 it being a holiday. 576 00:40:34,074 --> 00:40:36,235 It's kinda like a ghost town around here. 577 00:40:36,510 --> 00:40:39,502 It's kinda nice though, it's kinda kick back. 578 00:40:39,580 --> 00:40:41,548 Maybe time to get away with stuff. 579 00:40:49,323 --> 00:40:50,756 Huston. 580 00:40:50,824 --> 00:40:53,884 Donald Willis. 581 00:40:53,961 --> 00:40:56,657 - Don Willis, how the hell are you? - Listen, Frank, 582 00:40:56,730 --> 00:40:59,028 I'm a little worried about Denise. 583 00:40:59,099 --> 00:41:01,727 She called me last night from the road near Ruggsville, 584 00:41:01,802 --> 00:41:04,600 a place called Spaulding's. 585 00:41:04,671 --> 00:41:06,639 Yeah, I know the joint. 586 00:41:06,707 --> 00:41:09,938 She said she'd be here about 11:00, but she never showed up. 587 00:41:10,010 --> 00:41:12,979 I'll run a check on up there by Spaulding's 588 00:41:13,046 --> 00:41:16,015 and see if there's any accidents, or road closings. 589 00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:19,143 It was raining like a son of a bitch here last night. 590 00:41:19,219 --> 00:41:21,346 They're probably just stuck in the mud someplace. 591 00:41:42,743 --> 00:41:45,371 Shut your mouth! 592 00:41:45,445 --> 00:41:48,812 I said, shut your fucking mouth! 593 00:41:52,786 --> 00:41:56,222 Listen, you Malibu middleclass Barbie piece of shit, 594 00:41:56,290 --> 00:41:57,882 I'm trying to work here! 595 00:41:57,958 --> 00:42:00,688 Work! You ever work? 596 00:42:00,761 --> 00:42:02,524 Yeah, I'll bet you have. 597 00:42:02,596 --> 00:42:05,622 Scooping ice cream to your shitheel friends on summer break. 598 00:42:05,699 --> 00:42:08,827 I ain't talking about no goddamn white socks 599 00:42:08,902 --> 00:42:11,996 with Mickey Mouse on one side and Donald Duck on the other. 600 00:42:12,072 --> 00:42:14,540 I ain't readin' no funny books, Mama. 601 00:42:14,608 --> 00:42:18,544 Our bodies come and go, but this blood is forever. 602 00:42:21,715 --> 00:42:23,080 I'm gonna remove your gag, 603 00:42:23,150 --> 00:42:26,950 but if you make so much as a fucking peep 604 00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:28,453 I'm gonna cut you like a pig 605 00:42:28,522 --> 00:42:31,650 and make you eat your own fucking intestines. You got me? 606 00:42:42,836 --> 00:42:46,033 Why are you doing this to me? 607 00:42:46,106 --> 00:42:49,667 - Why are you doing this? - Doing what? 608 00:42:49,743 --> 00:42:51,176 Messy up your day? 609 00:42:51,245 --> 00:42:53,770 Where's Bill? 610 00:42:53,847 --> 00:42:56,509 - Where's Bill? - Bill? 611 00:42:56,583 --> 00:42:58,881 Is he okay? 612 00:42:58,952 --> 00:43:00,283 He's a good guy. 613 00:43:00,354 --> 00:43:04,950 He's been a great help to me. A real blessin'. 614 00:43:05,025 --> 00:43:08,756 I couldn't have asked for a better specimen. 615 00:43:09,963 --> 00:43:11,487 You don't know 616 00:43:11,565 --> 00:43:13,931 what kind of dry spell I've had, 617 00:43:14,001 --> 00:43:16,561 total block, total block. 618 00:43:17,905 --> 00:43:20,703 But Bill, 619 00:43:20,774 --> 00:43:22,571 he's okay. 620 00:43:24,077 --> 00:43:26,011 Where is he? 621 00:43:50,103 --> 00:43:51,070 Hi. 622 00:44:29,176 --> 00:44:31,371 Where is he? Can I see him? 623 00:44:31,445 --> 00:44:33,811 Can I see Bill, please? 624 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,973 Let's go see. 625 00:44:38,952 --> 00:44:41,819 Behold... 626 00:44:41,888 --> 00:44:44,322 - Fish-boy! - Oh my God! 627 00:44:44,391 --> 00:44:46,689 Oh my God, Bill. 628 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,024 No, no, this can't be real. This can't be real. 629 00:44:49,096 --> 00:44:51,860 This can't be real, this can't be real. 630 00:44:51,932 --> 00:44:53,866 Oh, it's real. 631 00:44:53,934 --> 00:44:56,300 Real as I want it to be, Mama. 632 00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,742 Fuck you, you fucking freak! 633 00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:32,098 Well... 634 00:45:32,172 --> 00:45:34,572 Let's see if the nut that runs this place can help us. 635 00:45:37,177 --> 00:45:39,771 Take a look at all this crap. 636 00:45:39,846 --> 00:45:43,304 I'd red flag anybody running a joint like this. 637 00:45:44,518 --> 00:45:46,884 Sweet baby Jesus. 638 00:45:46,953 --> 00:45:49,751 Whoever's jerking off on that bell better be gone when I come out, 639 00:45:49,823 --> 00:45:52,519 or I'm gonna rip your nuts off. 640 00:45:54,261 --> 00:45:57,697 Officers, officers, what can I do for you? 641 00:45:57,764 --> 00:45:59,026 I ain't fired up the birds yet 642 00:45:59,099 --> 00:46:01,090 if that's what you've been ring-a-ding-dinging about. 643 00:46:01,168 --> 00:46:04,604 I need you to answer some questions about some missing kids. 644 00:46:04,671 --> 00:46:06,229 Oh, I don't know nothin' about nothin'. 645 00:46:06,306 --> 00:46:08,934 I'm the kind of guy that just minds his own business, 646 00:46:09,009 --> 00:46:10,567 if you get what I'm saying. 647 00:46:10,644 --> 00:46:13,909 You seen this girl? Say in the last 24 hours? 648 00:46:15,115 --> 00:46:18,050 Yeah, yeah, a cute kid. 649 00:46:18,118 --> 00:46:20,086 Ain't my type though. 650 00:46:20,153 --> 00:46:22,644 I like 'em with a little more meat on 'em. 651 00:46:22,722 --> 00:46:25,953 The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'. 652 00:46:29,362 --> 00:46:31,330 Look, clown-ass, just answer the damn question. 653 00:46:31,398 --> 00:46:33,059 We ain't interested in your love life, all right? 654 00:46:33,133 --> 00:46:35,567 Cut the crap, Spaulding and get with the facts. 655 00:46:35,635 --> 00:46:36,727 Huh? 656 00:46:36,803 --> 00:46:39,931 What did you see? Who was she with? 657 00:46:40,006 --> 00:46:41,974 - Where was she going? - I don't know. 658 00:46:42,042 --> 00:46:44,704 She was with some stupid kids. They's nosing around, 659 00:46:44,778 --> 00:46:46,803 asking a bunch of stupid questions. 660 00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,848 - Questions about what? - I don't know. 661 00:46:48,915 --> 00:46:53,511 This and that. Mostly a bunch of tired Dr. Satan bullshit. 662 00:46:54,554 --> 00:46:56,545 They caught a gander at the display in the back 663 00:46:56,623 --> 00:46:58,090 and they figured they's gonna run out 664 00:46:58,158 --> 00:47:00,422 and solve the great Deadwood mystery. 665 00:47:00,494 --> 00:47:02,257 And how'd they get that idea? 666 00:47:02,329 --> 00:47:04,524 I wrote 'em a map. 667 00:47:04,598 --> 00:47:06,793 Out to the old farm road. 668 00:47:06,867 --> 00:47:08,835 I figured, what the hell? It wouldn't do no harm. 669 00:47:08,902 --> 00:47:11,666 'Sides, it's good for my tourist trade. 670 00:47:13,206 --> 00:47:15,367 You can shit 10 bricks for all I care. 671 00:47:16,877 --> 00:47:18,504 What else? 672 00:47:19,346 --> 00:47:21,246 Nothin'. 673 00:47:21,314 --> 00:47:23,714 Stupid-ass kids probably got themselves 674 00:47:23,783 --> 00:47:26,980 turned around ass-backwards and got theyself lost. 675 00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:31,456 Is that all? And I want you to think real hard. 676 00:47:36,163 --> 00:47:38,563 Well, I don't rightly know. 677 00:47:38,632 --> 00:47:40,600 They wasn't here long enough for me 678 00:47:40,667 --> 00:47:42,658 to get up close and personal with 'em, 679 00:47:42,736 --> 00:47:46,035 like I do most assholes that come wandering in here. 680 00:47:46,106 --> 00:47:49,200 How about you write them same directions out for me then? 681 00:47:49,276 --> 00:47:52,575 All right, all right. Don't get all "True Grit" on my ass. 682 00:47:52,646 --> 00:47:55,274 You can knock yourself silly for all I care. 683 00:47:55,348 --> 00:47:57,816 Enough talk! Write. 684 00:48:01,354 --> 00:48:03,845 I don't know where that skunk ape sleeps. 685 00:48:03,924 --> 00:48:08,054 All I know is, that he had impure relations with my wife. 686 00:48:09,296 --> 00:48:13,699 That's true, he performed lurid acts upon me and my person. 687 00:48:13,767 --> 00:48:15,701 Hold up the picture. 688 00:48:15,769 --> 00:48:17,600 I'm gonna kill that skunk ape. 689 00:50:08,515 --> 00:50:11,416 Please, Tiny. Please let me go. 690 00:50:12,886 --> 00:50:14,854 Let me go. Help me. 691 00:50:14,921 --> 00:50:18,721 Please, God, please. 692 00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:23,152 Thank you. Thank you. 693 00:50:29,035 --> 00:50:31,026 I'm just gonna go now. 694 00:50:31,104 --> 00:50:34,267 I'm just gonna go home. 695 00:50:34,341 --> 00:50:36,775 I'm just gonna go home now. 696 00:50:38,044 --> 00:50:40,308 I'm just gonna go home now. 697 00:50:43,950 --> 00:50:45,508 I'm just gonna go now. 698 00:50:47,921 --> 00:50:51,118 I'm just going home now. 699 00:50:51,191 --> 00:50:53,853 Where the fuck do you think you're getting to? 700 00:50:53,927 --> 00:50:55,895 No, no, no... 701 00:51:01,634 --> 00:51:03,864 Playtime is over. 702 00:51:27,093 --> 00:51:29,391 It matches. 703 00:51:29,462 --> 00:51:31,521 Call it in. 704 00:51:31,598 --> 00:51:33,896 - I think we found 'em. - Yeah. 705 00:51:47,580 --> 00:51:49,844 Hey, poopie pants. What's new? 706 00:51:50,316 --> 00:51:52,682 Where the fuck is Bill? Where's Denise? You can't keep us here. 707 00:51:52,752 --> 00:51:55,448 Shut up! 708 00:51:55,522 --> 00:51:57,922 Wanna play a guessing game? 709 00:51:59,726 --> 00:52:02,627 Guess what number I'm thinking of. 710 00:52:02,695 --> 00:52:04,788 Eat shit and die. 711 00:52:08,735 --> 00:52:11,203 No, wait, please. Come on, stop it. What do you want from me? 712 00:52:11,271 --> 00:52:13,671 - What do you want from... - Be quiet. I don't wanna slip. 713 00:52:18,511 --> 00:52:20,570 Okay, one more. 714 00:52:20,647 --> 00:52:23,480 You get this right, I'll let you go. 715 00:52:23,950 --> 00:52:26,976 If you get it wrong, you are fucked! 716 00:52:27,053 --> 00:52:30,079 Who's my favorite movie star? 717 00:52:30,156 --> 00:52:32,488 I don't know. 718 00:52:32,559 --> 00:52:34,686 Marilyn Monroe. 719 00:52:35,895 --> 00:52:39,353 No, Betty Davis. Sorry, you lose! 720 00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:42,024 Ah-hhh! 721 00:52:45,371 --> 00:52:47,965 Jesus, somebody had themselves a field day 722 00:52:48,041 --> 00:52:50,009 beating the shit out this thing, didn't they? 723 00:52:50,076 --> 00:52:52,340 Yeah. 724 00:52:52,412 --> 00:52:55,006 No mercy shown here. 725 00:52:55,081 --> 00:52:57,641 Didn't find any bodies, did ya? 726 00:52:57,717 --> 00:53:01,813 - Not yet. - Holy Christ. 727 00:53:01,888 --> 00:53:05,153 What could these kids have done to bring this much hell down on 'em? 728 00:53:05,225 --> 00:53:07,523 - I found something. - What's that? 729 00:53:07,594 --> 00:53:08,561 Keys. 730 00:53:08,628 --> 00:53:11,529 Don't stand there like some prize dog, Dick, open the trunk. 731 00:53:11,598 --> 00:53:13,862 - Yes, sir. - Toss them here. 732 00:53:18,471 --> 00:53:21,634 - Oh, Goddamn. You got something, Georgie? 733 00:53:21,708 --> 00:53:23,039 Yeah. 734 00:53:23,376 --> 00:53:24,673 We found something. 735 00:53:24,744 --> 00:53:26,974 People come, people go, 736 00:53:27,046 --> 00:53:28,741 but how many ever stop to take a look 737 00:53:28,815 --> 00:53:32,046 at the underbelly of the beast? 738 00:53:32,118 --> 00:53:35,212 I make 'em stop and I make 'em look. 739 00:53:35,288 --> 00:53:37,882 Hope you like what you see. 740 00:53:37,957 --> 00:53:40,255 Hope you like what you see! 741 00:53:40,326 --> 00:53:44,319 Just hold it a minute, Grandpa. 742 00:53:44,397 --> 00:53:47,093 At a time like this, you're taking pictures? 743 00:53:47,166 --> 00:53:49,134 I just couldn't help it. 744 00:53:49,202 --> 00:53:51,693 You look so natural sitting in that box. 745 00:53:51,771 --> 00:53:56,367 Put me behind the wheel of that bitch, I'll show you drivin'. 746 00:53:56,442 --> 00:54:01,277 You useless fuck. You couldn't even get your big ass in that seat. 747 00:54:01,347 --> 00:54:03,474 You ungrateful... 748 00:54:03,550 --> 00:54:06,383 Don't start with me, Hugo. 749 00:54:11,824 --> 00:54:14,520 Get off the damn car, this ain't your living room. 750 00:54:14,594 --> 00:54:16,926 Goddamn grease monkey. 751 00:54:19,632 --> 00:54:22,328 You sure this guy is supposed to ride with us... in this car? 752 00:54:22,402 --> 00:54:23,892 Mm-hmm. 753 00:54:26,372 --> 00:54:28,340 This doesn't seem right to me. 754 00:54:28,408 --> 00:54:32,139 It ain't up to us, Chief said pick him up and take him with us. 755 00:54:32,211 --> 00:54:34,577 Guy's an ex-cop, figures he can be of some help. 756 00:54:34,647 --> 00:54:37,582 I just hope he doesn't get in my way, is all I'm sayin'. 757 00:54:44,857 --> 00:54:46,654 This must be him. 758 00:54:49,228 --> 00:54:51,560 - Mr. Willis? - Yes, sir. 759 00:54:51,631 --> 00:54:54,225 - I'm Wydell, this is Nash. - How you doin', sir? 760 00:54:54,300 --> 00:54:57,292 Donald Willis. Any leads? 761 00:54:57,370 --> 00:54:59,565 We were on our way out to check on a couple of farms 762 00:54:59,639 --> 00:55:01,038 out on the edge of town. 763 00:55:01,107 --> 00:55:02,972 That's about our only lead up to this point. 764 00:55:03,042 --> 00:55:05,135 What about this body you found? 765 00:55:05,211 --> 00:55:07,236 You know about that? 766 00:55:07,313 --> 00:55:09,440 Local girl. Karen Murphy. 767 00:55:09,515 --> 00:55:12,416 One of the cheerleaders that went missing last week. 768 00:55:12,485 --> 00:55:13,452 That's it? 769 00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:15,487 We know the kids were on their way out 770 00:55:15,555 --> 00:55:17,250 to a place the locals call Deadwood. 771 00:55:17,323 --> 00:55:20,121 They wanted to play Nancy Drew with this local legend 772 00:55:20,193 --> 00:55:21,785 people call Dr. Satan. 773 00:55:21,861 --> 00:55:24,193 - This is insane. - Don't you worry about it. 774 00:55:24,263 --> 00:55:25,821 We'll find her, all right? 775 00:55:29,769 --> 00:55:32,397 My name is Lewis Dover 776 00:55:32,472 --> 00:55:36,135 and I'm no rich man, but I know the truth. 777 00:55:36,209 --> 00:55:38,177 You don't have to go to hell. 778 00:55:38,244 --> 00:55:40,804 You're in hell... this is hell. 779 00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:43,348 This is hell. This is hell. 780 00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:25,045 I'm gonna see if anybody's home. You and Mr. Willis 781 00:56:25,124 --> 00:56:27,615 check around, see if you see anything. 782 00:56:27,694 --> 00:56:28,956 Come with me. 783 00:56:37,737 --> 00:56:40,205 I hate fucked up families! 784 00:56:40,273 --> 00:56:42,571 - It's just a dip. Otis! 785 00:56:42,642 --> 00:56:45,543 Otis, come quick. There's cops out there. 786 00:56:45,611 --> 00:56:47,602 - What? Damn! - How many? 787 00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:50,740 - Don't worry about it. - I don't know. I only saw one. 788 00:56:50,817 --> 00:56:53,581 Fucking pigs always travel in packs. 789 00:56:53,653 --> 00:56:55,621 - Take this. - What should I do? 790 00:56:55,688 --> 00:56:58,088 Go downstairs and play nice. 791 00:56:59,325 --> 00:57:03,989 I'll go round back and take control like I always fucking do. 792 00:57:06,432 --> 00:57:08,297 Goddamn. 793 00:57:08,367 --> 00:57:11,131 These packrats throw anything away? 794 00:57:11,204 --> 00:57:14,537 - I don't think so. - Hold this thing. 795 00:57:14,607 --> 00:57:18,566 Hello? Hello? 796 00:57:23,516 --> 00:57:25,814 You'd think these son of bitches would have a yard sale, don't you? 797 00:57:25,885 --> 00:57:27,284 Yeah. 798 00:57:29,222 --> 00:57:31,554 Hello? 799 00:57:31,624 --> 00:57:33,956 Oh my God! 800 00:57:34,026 --> 00:57:36,859 - Oh my God! - Calm down, Barney! 801 00:57:36,929 --> 00:57:38,897 Don't even start with that "Mayberry" shit. 802 00:57:38,965 --> 00:57:39,932 It's only a dog. 803 00:57:39,999 --> 00:57:41,899 I was bit by a cocker spaniel when I was eight years old. 804 00:57:43,936 --> 00:57:46,404 - Hello, Officer. - Good afternoon, ma'am. 805 00:57:46,472 --> 00:57:48,770 I'm Lieutenant Wydell. I'd like to ask you a few questions. 806 00:57:48,841 --> 00:57:52,971 Why, heck, I'll tell you anything you wanna know. 807 00:57:53,045 --> 00:57:55,013 I appreciate the cooperation, ma'am. 808 00:57:55,081 --> 00:57:56,480 I'm looking for a missing girl. 809 00:57:56,549 --> 00:57:59,746 I'm serious. It was a big cocker spaniel... big teeth. 810 00:57:59,819 --> 00:58:02,447 It was my ex-girlfriend's. Almost bit off my pinky toe. 811 00:58:02,522 --> 00:58:04,490 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 812 00:58:04,557 --> 00:58:06,525 Shh, you hear that? 813 00:58:06,592 --> 00:58:07,559 Yeah. 814 00:58:07,627 --> 00:58:09,754 Yeah, I hear it. Where do you think it's coming from? 815 00:58:09,829 --> 00:58:12,297 Out this way. 816 00:58:12,365 --> 00:58:15,061 All right, hold on, hold on one second here. 817 00:58:15,134 --> 00:58:16,726 Hey, hey! 818 00:58:16,803 --> 00:58:18,794 Sheriff's Department, open up. 819 00:58:18,871 --> 00:58:22,068 - No, I ain't seen her, sorry. - Ma'am... 820 00:58:22,141 --> 00:58:23,904 If I could just come in for a minute. 821 00:58:23,976 --> 00:58:26,638 I have some other pictures I'd like you to look at. 822 00:58:26,712 --> 00:58:29,010 It might stir something up. 823 00:58:29,081 --> 00:58:31,072 No. I don't think so. 824 00:58:31,150 --> 00:58:32,777 Ma'am. 825 00:58:32,852 --> 00:58:34,979 It'll only take a minute. 826 00:58:37,590 --> 00:58:40,286 Oh, all right. 827 00:58:41,561 --> 00:58:44,291 I guess I can trust you, 828 00:58:44,363 --> 00:58:46,160 being a man of the law. 829 00:58:46,232 --> 00:58:48,632 Yes, ma'am. 830 00:58:48,701 --> 00:58:50,032 Thank you, ma'am. 831 00:59:18,798 --> 00:59:22,097 Oh, this one looks familiar. Is he on the TV? 832 00:59:22,168 --> 00:59:24,864 No, ma'am, I don't believe he is. 833 00:59:28,474 --> 00:59:29,532 - Wydell? - Excuse me, ma'am. 834 00:59:29,609 --> 00:59:32,339 - Wydell, over! Wydell, over! - Wydell, over. 835 01:02:04,563 --> 01:02:07,828 Let me take a guess here. Y'all havin' a Halloween Party. 836 01:02:07,900 --> 01:02:09,891 What makes you think that, big boy? 837 01:02:09,969 --> 01:02:13,666 You sure are buying a whole mess of holy water for two people. 838 01:02:13,739 --> 01:02:16,572 We like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit. 839 01:02:16,642 --> 01:02:19,577 - You know what I mean? - I like to get fucked up too. 840 01:02:19,645 --> 01:02:22,773 - Do some fucked up shit. - Yeah, I bet you do. 841 01:02:22,848 --> 01:02:25,817 How much we owe ya, goober? 842 01:02:25,885 --> 01:02:29,514 Actually it's G. Ober, for Gerry Ober, 843 01:02:29,588 --> 01:02:33,080 but the new guy, Romald in the back, he drew in that other O 844 01:02:33,159 --> 01:02:35,684 and made Goober. Fucking asshole. 845 01:02:35,761 --> 01:02:38,252 Great story, Goober. How much we owe ya? 846 01:02:38,330 --> 01:02:41,231 The damage is quite severe. 847 01:02:41,300 --> 01:02:44,360 - $185. - That ain't gonna break my bank. 848 01:02:45,938 --> 01:02:48,873 Here, keep the change and go get yourself a new name, Goober. 849 01:02:48,941 --> 01:02:51,535 Holy dog, I will, thank you. 850 01:02:51,610 --> 01:02:56,343 You all drive safe. Thanks for comin' in to Red Hot Pussy Liquor. 851 01:03:24,477 --> 01:03:26,775 Where's Otis? Where's Otis? 852 01:03:26,846 --> 01:03:29,007 He's comin'. He's got something real special this year. 853 01:03:29,081 --> 01:03:31,515 Otis, Otis, Otis... 854 01:04:03,582 --> 01:04:07,541 I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. 855 01:04:07,620 --> 01:04:09,588 Now tell me, 856 01:04:09,655 --> 01:04:11,623 who's your daddy? 857 01:04:15,127 --> 01:04:17,789 I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy. 858 01:04:17,863 --> 01:04:19,660 Who's your daddy?! 859 01:04:24,069 --> 01:04:26,629 I'm the one who beats you when you're bad. 860 01:04:26,705 --> 01:04:30,471 - Who's your Daddy?! - Who's your Daddy?! 861 01:04:37,583 --> 01:04:41,246 Come on, sweetie, give the old man some sugar. 862 01:04:44,089 --> 01:04:47,490 Daddy, Daddy. 863 01:04:50,496 --> 01:04:52,623 And I'm the one who loves ya 864 01:04:52,698 --> 01:04:54,290 when you're fucking dead. 865 01:04:55,734 --> 01:04:58,760 Who's your Daddy?! Who's your Daddy?! 866 01:04:58,837 --> 01:05:01,499 Well, I say my little darlings. 867 01:05:02,975 --> 01:05:05,341 Maybe it ain't a good idea to be prancing around 868 01:05:05,411 --> 01:05:07,072 where you don't belong. 869 01:05:07,146 --> 01:05:11,480 And you, the great rusher of fools, 870 01:05:11,550 --> 01:05:13,381 what was it that you were after? 871 01:05:13,452 --> 01:05:16,888 Come on, speak to me, boy. I remember now. 872 01:05:16,956 --> 01:05:18,583 Dr. Satan. 873 01:05:18,657 --> 01:05:21,558 Goddamn it, everybody got to know about Dr. Satan. 874 01:05:21,627 --> 01:05:24,118 You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna do you a favor. 875 01:05:24,196 --> 01:05:26,289 I'm gonna let you meet the old bastard. 876 01:05:28,667 --> 01:05:30,294 It's all true. 877 01:05:30,369 --> 01:05:33,964 The bogeyman is real and you found him. 878 01:05:34,039 --> 01:05:37,338 And you found him... 879 01:06:38,804 --> 01:06:41,967 Hey, happy boy, step your ass up here. 880 01:06:43,008 --> 01:06:45,943 Take his gag out. It's more fun with the screaming. 881 01:06:46,011 --> 01:06:50,209 I like that too. That screaming is much more exciting that way. 882 01:06:53,886 --> 01:06:55,945 Please don't kill us, please don't kill us. 883 01:06:56,021 --> 01:06:58,012 Please don't kill us... nah... please don't kill us. 884 01:06:58,090 --> 01:07:01,389 Shut your mouth and get your shit in the box. 885 01:07:03,629 --> 01:07:06,928 - Get in now. Wait, wait, wait... 886 01:07:06,999 --> 01:07:09,160 I wanna say goodbye. 887 01:07:19,478 --> 01:07:21,002 Goodbye, sweetie. 888 01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,947 We could've been great. 889 01:07:24,016 --> 01:07:26,143 Just let us go, I swear to God we won't tell anyone. 890 01:07:26,218 --> 01:07:30,655 - I swear... - Honey, you know I can't do that. 891 01:07:31,924 --> 01:07:34,484 I swear to God, we won't tell. I swear to God. 892 01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:36,323 Ain't we just having a fucking hoot? 893 01:07:36,395 --> 01:07:38,454 Get your fucking ass up, boy. 894 01:07:38,530 --> 01:07:41,522 Come on, we ain't got all night. 895 01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:44,068 Where does she think she's gonna run to? 896 01:07:44,136 --> 01:07:47,572 - She gonna run all the way home? - No, let me get her. 897 01:07:47,639 --> 01:07:49,038 All right, go get her. 898 01:07:52,311 --> 01:07:56,270 Huntin' humans, ain't nothin' but nothin'. 899 01:07:56,348 --> 01:07:58,816 They all run like scared little rabbits. 900 01:08:01,587 --> 01:08:02,645 Run, rabbit, run. 901 01:08:04,289 --> 01:08:05,221 Run, rabbit. 902 01:08:06,592 --> 01:08:08,890 Run, rabbit. Run, rabbit. 903 01:08:10,295 --> 01:08:11,887 Run, rabbit, run! 904 01:08:13,132 --> 01:08:14,326 Run, rabbit! 905 01:08:20,105 --> 01:08:22,073 There once was a woman 906 01:08:22,141 --> 01:08:25,372 who lived with her daughter in a cabbage garden. 907 01:08:25,444 --> 01:08:29,107 Along came a rabbit and ate up all the cabbages. 908 01:08:29,181 --> 01:08:33,083 The woman said, "Go into the garden and drive out the rabbit. " 909 01:08:33,152 --> 01:08:35,347 Mary. 910 01:08:35,421 --> 01:08:38,322 Told you. I'm gonna get you. 911 01:08:38,390 --> 01:08:40,449 Mary. 912 01:08:40,526 --> 01:08:42,050 Mary... 913 01:08:42,127 --> 01:08:45,961 I'm gonna get you. I'm coming to get you. 914 01:09:16,929 --> 01:09:19,727 "Shoo, shoo," said the maiden. 915 01:09:24,436 --> 01:09:26,996 "Come, maiden," said the rabbit. 916 01:09:27,072 --> 01:09:31,168 "Sit on my tail and go with me to my rabbit hutch." 917 01:09:40,719 --> 01:09:43,449 No-ooo, no! 918 01:09:43,522 --> 01:09:47,515 No hanky-panky. Rufus, put the lid on. 919 01:09:47,593 --> 01:09:49,618 No-ooo! 920 01:09:51,029 --> 01:09:53,395 No-ooo! 921 01:10:02,107 --> 01:10:03,506 Oh, no! 922 01:10:12,751 --> 01:10:14,480 No! 923 01:10:14,553 --> 01:10:18,387 No, no, no! 924 01:10:18,457 --> 01:10:21,153 Stop! No! 925 01:10:32,804 --> 01:10:34,533 No! 926 01:10:42,848 --> 01:10:44,611 No-ooo! 927 01:10:46,785 --> 01:10:49,652 No, no-ooo! 928 01:11:13,378 --> 01:11:17,041 Bury me in a nameless grave. 929 01:11:26,992 --> 01:11:30,189 Bury me in a nameless grave. 930 01:11:30,262 --> 01:11:34,096 Jerry, wake up, wake... 931 01:11:34,166 --> 01:11:35,724 Jerry, wake up, wake up, wake up. 932 01:11:40,706 --> 01:11:44,767 Bury me in a nameless grave. 933 01:11:54,353 --> 01:11:58,517 Bury me in a nameless grave. 934 01:12:02,494 --> 01:12:04,928 Oh my God! 935 01:12:18,844 --> 01:12:21,972 No-ooo! - Jerry! 936 01:12:22,047 --> 01:12:25,073 No, Jerry! 937 01:12:42,267 --> 01:12:45,703 Please! Help! 938 01:12:50,275 --> 01:12:52,539 Help me! 939 01:12:53,278 --> 01:12:55,803 I can't see anything! 940 01:12:58,150 --> 01:13:00,141 Jerry? Is that you? 941 01:13:04,356 --> 01:13:06,620 Jerry? 942 01:13:06,692 --> 01:13:10,992 Jerry? Thank God. 943 01:13:26,011 --> 01:13:28,070 Please help me. 944 01:14:52,164 --> 01:14:53,927 God! 945 01:17:01,159 --> 01:17:02,490 Jerry? 946 01:17:04,296 --> 01:17:08,562 Oh, God, no, no, no... 947 01:17:08,633 --> 01:17:10,396 No! 948 01:17:24,049 --> 01:17:25,607 No-ooo! 949 01:17:25,684 --> 01:17:28,050 No! 950 01:17:28,119 --> 01:17:30,417 God, no, no. 951 01:17:30,488 --> 01:17:32,183 No, no! 952 01:17:35,827 --> 01:17:37,021 No-ooo! 953 01:20:14,986 --> 01:20:16,510 Go away! 954 01:20:20,024 --> 01:20:22,254 Go away! 955 01:23:39,624 --> 01:23:42,718 Sweet baby Jesus, girl. What the hell happened to you? 956 01:23:42,794 --> 01:23:45,661 I got away. 957 01:23:48,132 --> 01:23:50,100 I recognize you. 958 01:23:50,168 --> 01:23:52,898 There's a whole bunch of people been looking for your ass. 959 01:23:52,970 --> 01:23:56,303 - I gotta get to a doctor. - All right, all right. 960 01:23:56,374 --> 01:23:58,342 Just sit back and relax. 961 01:23:58,409 --> 01:24:00,639 I'll get you to a doctor. 962 01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:06,316 Come on... that's it, that's it. 963 01:24:06,384 --> 01:24:08,944 I'll get you there, yeah, yeah. 964 01:24:53,598 --> 01:24:55,623 Oh, yeah!