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<i>Here's what I found out.</i>

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<i>That all of life is a learning experience.</i>

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<i>Everything is part of a big master plan.</i>

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<i>But sometimes it's--
Well, it's hard to read.</i>

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<i>I mean, it's like if you get too close
to the screen,</i>

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<i>all you can see is a bunch of little dots.</i>

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<i>You don't see the big picture
until you stand back.</i>

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<i>But when you do,</i>

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<i>everything comes into focus.</i>

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Hi. My name is Suzanne Maretto.

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No, wait. I'm sorry.

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Suzanne Maretto is my married name.

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My own name

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is Suzanne Stone.

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That's my professional name.

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Suzanne Stone.

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It's not like I have any negative
feelings about the name Maretto.

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Maretto is the name, after all,

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of my husband...

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...who I loved very, very much.

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Um...

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Sorry.

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It's also the name of his parents,
Joe and Angela Maretto,

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and of his lovely and talented
sister, Janice Maretto,

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who have been like
a second family to me

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and who I regard
as I do my own family...

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particularly since my recent tragedy.

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And who, just through knowing
and being related to them,

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have given me what I think is
a very precious and valuable insight

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into the different kinds
of ethnic relationships

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that are part of the very things
that I've been trying to explore

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as a member of the professional media.

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First impressions in one word?
You really want to know?

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- Wet.

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Four letters, begins with "C."

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Larry, it's a girl.

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You've never seen one of them, huh?

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Cold.

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Cold. C-O-L-D. Cold.

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Yeah.

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So, what did you think of Suzanne
when you met her?

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I just didn't get the Suzanne thing.

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I mean, all the girls around town
thought Larry was really cute.

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I mean, Larry used to hang out
at the restaurant on the nights

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when my dad would let Larry
and his dopey rock band play there.

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Just, uh, you know?

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Laura Risley, I remember. She really--

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Peggy Holden.
I mean, she's kind of a slut.

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But, I mean, he could've had anybody,
basically, is what I'm saying.

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But I don't know. Suzanne, blond.

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I don't know.

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Well, yeah, sure,
I could've said some things.

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Well, to tell you the truth,
I did say some things.

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Yeah, it's my brother.

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But, uh, in a very subtle way.

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Larry, what do you think
of Angela Raguzzo?

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- She's all right.
- She's hot.

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Why?

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She wants you to ask her out.

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Look, sis, don't try and fix me up
with people. It's embarrassing.

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- All right.

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What do you think of Dana Defalco?

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Oh, great. You want me to go out
with a girl whose father's in the mob?

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- Who says he's in the mob?
- Everybody.

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Everybody. So? Don't you want
a little excitement?

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- I got all the excitement I can take.
- Oh, with who? The ice maiden?

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You don't know
what you're talking about.

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- I don't?
- No.

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Okay.

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Inform me.

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Well, it's none of your business.

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But, Suzanne, she looks, you know,
very fragile and delicate, right?

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Mm-hm.

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But when we're-- When we're--

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I mean, when I'm--

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Look, I don't even know why I'm telling
you this. Details are too graphic.

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But let me just tell you, she's like--

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She's like a volcano.

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You mean,
people come from miles around

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- just to watch her explode?
- Ha-ha-ha.

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- Is that it?
- Very funny.

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- Like Mount St. Helens?
- Very funny. Ha-ha-ha!

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Man, when he says to me--

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I'm gonna marry her.

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Wait a minute. You what?

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"You what?" I said.
And then he says--

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I'm telling you, sis, she's it.

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- She's the golden girl of my dreams.
- Oh, God.

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And I did one of these:

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Which I regretted right away, because,
you know, he looked at me

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with that kind of doggy look
that guys get.

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I'm just kidding. I'm kidding.

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She can't even bowl.

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Yes. Yes.

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- Let me tell you something, all right?
- Yeah.

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She's like--
She's like, uh, a delicate china doll.

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Larry, you ever try kissing a doll?
You know, they don't kiss back.

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She's like one of those
porcelain figurines that Mom collects.

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She is so pure and delicate

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and innocent.

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You just have to look at her,
and you wanna take care of her

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for the rest of your life.

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Yeah, I can see that.

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So...

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Anyway, so when she, Suzanne,
says to me--

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If you're actively seeking a career
in the professional ice skating field...

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In the spotlight, so to speak.

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...I think you have to maximize
your positive features.

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- Mm. Sure.
- So, what I'm saying

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is that a qualified plastic surgeon

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could just snip away those little
beauty spots or facial blemishes,

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whatever you call them.
You'd see how much better you'd feel.

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You know, commenting about
my face and stuff. I, you know...?

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I knew where she was going,
Ms. Fixer-Upper.

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I believe that Mr. Gorbachev--

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- The man who ran Russia for so long?
- Mm-hm.

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I believe he would be in power today
if he'd done what people suggested

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and had that big purple thing
taken off his forehead.

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- I firmly believe that.

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I hope to interview him.
We'll discuss that

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along with other more pertinent
international things, you know?

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I'm telling you, sis, she's gonna be
the next Barbara Walters.

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Oh, is that right?

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Well, Barbara does have
many admirable qualities.

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A wide range of knowledge
of current events

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and a deep sympathy for people's feelings,

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which is a trait so many people have
who are of the Jewish persuasion.

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Isn't she something else?

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Mm.

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So, yeah, that was it.

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I mean, a done deal, finito.

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He was a goner.

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The point is that, for instance,

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Connie Chung, who is married, I believe,

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to Maury Povich, the well-known
interviewer, doesn't say:

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"Hello, this is Connie Povich
with the news." Now, does she?

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And I don't think she would be
embarrassed by it

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because she's already pretty ethnic
when you think about it.

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Or to take another example,

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someone who doesn't have
an ethnic bone in her body.

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There's Jane Pauley...

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...who I strongly relate to

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because, you know,
we have similar physical traits.

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Although I don't have to struggle
with the weight problem like she does.

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And she also,
to the best of my knowledge,

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has never identified herself,
audience-wise,

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as Jane Trudeau

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even though her husband, Mr. Trudeau,

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is a prominent cartoonist of some kind,

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and not, as so many people believe,
the ex-president of Canada.

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So, what I'm saying is this:

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There are some people
who never know who they are

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or who they wanna be until it's too late.

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And that is a real tragedy in my book,

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because I always knew who I was
and who I wanted to be.

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Always.

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Okay. Who wants to be on TV?
There she is.

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- Lok at who's looking at herself.
- Just look at that.

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Look there.

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Look there. Come here.
Look at the camera.

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- See?
- Look at what a darling.

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Oh, sweetheart.

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Can't you get it focused
better than that?

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And we're back with the families
of Suzanne and Larry Maretto.

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Mr. Stone.

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Mr. Stone?

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At first, I have to admit we--

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We didn't think too much of it,
the relationship.

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I mean, here was our daughter,
a college graduate.

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Junior college, yes, but
with good grades and a degree in...

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Electronic journalism.

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Exactly.

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And here was this young man,

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a good boy, obviously,

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but, still, a boy whose education was...

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limited to high school.

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And I remember saying to her,
"Honey--"

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I'm worried that you don't know
what you're getting into with this kid.

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- Dad, I'm not a little girl anymore.
- I know that, sweetheart.

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All I'm saying is that we come
from pretty different backgrounds.

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"For all you know, his family could be
mixed up with the Mafia or something."

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- I'm sorry, Joe.
- No problem, Earl.

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- I was just being--
- No, no. I understand.

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Oh, I understand. Please.

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Of course, she laughed at me.

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- Dad, don't worry.
- Well, I have to worry.

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That's what dads do.

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If you ask me, I'd say that Larry
appealed to a side of her

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that you wouldn't ordinarily know
was there.

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It was a kind of a-- What? Uh...

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A wild side.

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Well, not wild, but, uh...

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Wild.

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I thought he would marry-- I don't know.

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You know, like, a nice Italian girl.

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But like the guy in The Godfather says:

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"This is America, okay?

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The melting pot."

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Anyway, one day,
Larry comes over to me. He says--

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I'm gonna tell you something, Pop.
She's going places.

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She's got goals.
You know, she's studying stuff.

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She's sending out résumés
all the time.

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Did I show you what she gave me
for my birthday?

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"You Can Be The One."

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The one what?

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Well, the one anything.
That's the point. It's self-motivation.

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It's from that guy on TV, the millionaire,

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with all the houses and yachts.

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You know?

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- Sounds pretty serious, Larry.
- Serious? Pop, I sold my drums.

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- You sold your drums?
- Yep.

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And he did. He sold his drums

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and he turned himself right around
just for her.

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The veil Suzanne wore

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she had copied
from a picture in a magazine.

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The exact same one
Maria Shriver wore at her wedding.

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Larry was, uh...
He was so proud, you know,

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because Suzanne, she designed
the wedding rings all by herself.

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You want me to describe them for you?

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They were round and gold.

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I mean, big fucking deal.

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Come on, Suze, let's go!

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I'll still never find a guy like you, Dad.

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Suze.

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What?

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We got a postcard from Suzanne

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every single day
that they were on their honeymoon.

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And it very much surprised us
that they went to Florida,

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because Suzanne was never one
to lie around the beach.

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But Larry was very much
into boating and fishing,

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and I think she just wanted
to make him happy.

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That's a pretty little lady you got there.

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Yes, sir.

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We've been married for four days
and 18 hours.

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I wouldn't let her
out of my sight for very long.

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Well, she can't go in the sun.

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It's not good to tan when you're on TV.

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TV? What show is she on?
Have I ever seen her?

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Not yet, but you will.

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Hi, honey.

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Suzanne.

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Did you miss me?

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Hm?

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Did you dream about me, baby?

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Suzanne.

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It must've been
a pretty successful honeymoon

247
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,720
because when they came back,
they were--

248
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:16,637
Radiant.

249
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,307
Exactly. Radiant.

250
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:22,643
Larry took the money he was saving
in case he wanted to go to college

251
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,813
and put a down payment
on that condo over at the Heights.

252
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,399
And he bought her
that pretty little Mustang.

253
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:29,692
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

254
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,571
- Hi.
- How are you?

255
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,406
- Good, good, good.
- Come in.

256
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,574
Hey, Mom.

257
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:40,328
So you thought Larry changed a lot
after he and Suzanne were married?

258
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,581
Oh, totally. It was like suddenly,
you know, he went from Van Halen

259
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,334
to Jerry Vale overnight.

260
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:50,171
I don't know. She didn't have any--
Well, she thought she had taste, but...

261
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,303
Barquettes with leek chiffonade.

262
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,431
This is the dish that they serve

263
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:03,517
in Johnny Carson's
favorite restaurant in Hollywood.

264
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:06,979
Well, hey, if it's good enough for Johnny.

265
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,280
Well, was that some meal or what?

266
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,323
Oh.

267
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,409
I say Julia Child better watch her back

268
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,578
or she'll be looking for another job, huh?

269
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,038
Oh, Larry.

270
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,124
Well, I won't be doing this every night.

271
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:31,003
I'm planning to start this exercise class
so I can get rid of a few pounds.

272
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,463
From where? Your feet?

273
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:36,967
- On TV, the camera adds five pounds.
- Is that true?

274
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:40,513
I didn't know that.
Did you know that, Joe?

275
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,723
No.

276
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,396
Talking about exercise, I gotta go.

277
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,314
- Hey.
- I gotta rehearse.

278
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:54,485
I got a rehearsal at some god-awful hour
all the way over in Norwalk.

279
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:57,905
- What are you rehearsing, dear?
- Janice has a job in the Ice Follies.

280
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:01,158
- They're going on tour in September.
- Hey, sis, that's fabulous.

281
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,326
Thanks.

282
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:05,871
I'm just one of the chorus, you know,
now, but--

283
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,999
Well, actually,
I do skate this one medley.

284
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:13,045
It's kind of a, you know,
salute to great TV shows.

285
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:17,466
I skate the Peggy Lipton part in
The Mod Squad number, you know?

286
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,093
Peggy Lipton?

287
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,804
Yeah. I get to wear a blond wig
and everything, you know?

288
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,556
How exciting.

289
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,516
Yeah,
they're talking about, like,

290
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:28,310
well, maybe a TV special this year, so...

291
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,062
Now, listen. Hang on, everybody.

292
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,648
Because, well, we've got

293
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:35,401
a pretty important announcement
ourselves to make

294
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,570
and I think congratulations
are in order.

295
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,406
Oh, Joe! Oh!

296
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,615
Larry.

297
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:45,119
- Oh, honey.
- Wait, wait, wait. Cut, cut, cut.

298
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,954
It's not that.

299
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:51,083
- You're not--?
- No, I'm not pregnant, for God's sake.

300
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,501
Oh.

301
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,379
- Suzy's got a job.
- What?

302
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:58,758
Over at WWEN, the TV station.

303
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,302
The first woman they ever hired.
Isn't that right?

304
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:02,553
That's right.

305
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,931
Yep, our Suze is on her way now,

306
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,684
and nothing is gonna stop her.

307
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,271
Oh, honey, I'm proud of you.

308
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,981
- That's great.

309
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,235
We're proud of you.

310
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,863
Great. Great.

311
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:26,410
- So how are the newlyweds?
- Oh, they're doing great.

312
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:29,079
- Thanks, Sal.
- Yeah, cute kids.

313
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:30,372
- Aren't they just?
- Yeah.

314
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:33,250
- Did you like the barquettes?
- The what?

315
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,586
With the leek chiffonade. Was it okay?

316
00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:37,755
To tell you the truth,
we never did them before,

317
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:42,009
but she showed us this recipe
in a book, so, pfft, no problem.

318
00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:43,552
I never told anyone.

319
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:45,971
Even Joe.

320
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,058
So she couldn't cook.
There are worse crimes,

321
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,435
as we all know.

322
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,523
You're not anybody in America
unless you're on TV.

323
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,192
On TV is where we learn
about who we really are.

324
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,403
Because what's the point
of doing anything worthwhile

325
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:02,905
if nobody's watching?

326
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:06,659
And if people are watching,
it makes you a better person.

327
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,788
Marry me. Mary, say yes.

328
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:19,004
I thought she was like a goddess
of some kind.

329
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,049
Like Lady Di
before she dumped the prince

330
00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:24,385
and went nudist and everything.

331
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:29,056
Suzanne bought me this dress,
which I hope to fit someday.

332
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:35,271
Suzanne Maretto was
a beautiful human being

333
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:39,066
with real dreams and aspirations.

334
00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:59,503
Suzanne used to say,
"Opportunity is always knocking.

335
00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:01,964
If you aren't listening,
its knuckles get sore,

336
00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,716
and it moves to another house."

337
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:04,884
Something like that.

338
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:10,180
She said that even on her honeymoon
she had Larry take her to this hotel

339
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:13,350
in Florida where there was gonna
be this kind of convention

340
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,686
of all these big-shot TV people

341
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:17,897
that she'd read about in a magazine.

342
00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:21,984
Which, of course, she didn't tell Larry,
because she didn't want

343
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:25,779
to maybe hurt his feelings
about her attending to her career

344
00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:29,909
while they were bonding sexually,
so to speak.

345
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:36,957
So the German reporter
says to the Hungarian editor,

346
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,293
"Of course she's always smiling.

347
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:42,922
She gets faxed
at least ten times a day." Boom!

348
00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:48,802
I know that's a silly joke,

349
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:51,931
but it does illustrate
our central thesis today,

350
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:56,977
which is "Here and Now in the
Fast-Moving Computer Age."

351
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:58,395
It's the--

352
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:04,443
In our fast-moving computer age,

353
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,862
it's the medium of television

354
00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:11,033
that joins together our global community.

355
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,576
And it is the...

356
00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:20,292
It is the television journalist
who serves as messenger,

357
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:23,545
bringing the world into our homes

358
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:27,091
and our homes into the world.

359
00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:28,133
Thank you.

360
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:30,469
Thank you very much.

361
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:33,722
Thanks a lot.

362
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:44,274
- The point is, Ms...
- Stone.

363
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:46,610
- Ms. Stone.
- Suzanne.

364
00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:48,362
- Suzanne Stone.
- Mm-hm.

365
00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:50,197
That's a good name.

366
00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:52,366
Now, that's a name you can remember.

367
00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:53,367
Oh.

368
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:56,036
The point is, Suzanne,

369
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:59,456
if you want it bad enough, you'll get it,

370
00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,583
but you gotta really want it.

371
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:04,378
- Mm.
- You gotta be able to do things

372
00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:06,839
that ordinary people wouldn't do.

373
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:10,092
- Mm.
- You see what I'm saying?

374
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,594
Hm. I think so.

375
00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:15,681
How about another of those?

376
00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:18,142
Oh, um... I don't know about that.

377
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:19,143
Sweetheart?

378
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:22,563
- Yes.
- Give us another all around, okay?

379
00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:23,731
Okay.

380
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:28,652
Anyway, when I was at the network,

381
00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:32,740
there was this gal from
some ten-watt station in the Midwest

382
00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:34,450
where she did the weather.

383
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,286
- The weather.

384
00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:40,122
So she comes up to New York

385
00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:44,043
in her best Donna Karan
dress-for-success knockoff,

386
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:47,713
blond hair all done up in a French twist,

387
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:52,593
and an audition tape
in her imitation leather briefcase,

388
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,430
along with a letter of introduction
from her station manager.

389
00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:57,598
And it says,

390
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:01,185
"Please give your
most serious consideration

391
00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:03,228
to the bearer of this letter..."

392
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,064
Ms. So-And-So.

393
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:08,692
"...who is of moderate intelligence,

394
00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:12,196
who has some experience in broadcasting,

395
00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:14,198
and, more importantly,

396
00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:17,785
who can suck your cock
until your eyes pop out."

397
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,378
And you know who that gal is today?

398
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:31,924
Who?

399
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:40,974
- Is that true?

400
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:42,309
It's true.

401
00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:45,187
And here comes the best part.

402
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:46,897
Yes?

403
00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:48,232
This is the best part.

404
00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:51,735
About ten years ago, I'm at
some TV conference somewhere,

405
00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:53,779
and I run into that station manager,

406
00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,949
and I congratulate him
on his letter-writing skills.

407
00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:02,454
And he doesn't know
what I'm talking about.

408
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:07,000
Why doesn't he?

409
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:10,337
Because, sweetheart,
he didn't write the letter.

410
00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:12,673
Oh.

411
00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:17,845
Oh. Who did?

412
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:21,765
She did. She wrote it herself.

413
00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:25,018
Oh.

414
00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:28,397
Oh, I see.

415
00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,524
- It's good, isn't it?
- I love it.

416
00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:37,739
- I watch her show all the time.
- Everybody does.

417
00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:40,325
So, uh...

418
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,495
What do you think, Suzanne?

419
00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:53,130
What...? What do I think about what?

420
00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:54,590
Well...

421
00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:09,897
Suzanne.

422
00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:13,400
Suze.

423
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:17,362
- Hi, honey.
- Hey, Suze.

424
00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:18,655
Where were you?

425
00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:21,700
I couldn't sleep.

426
00:28:22,743 --> 00:28:25,329
When I put out the sign for a gal Friday,

427
00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:28,040
I figured I'd be interviewing
high-school dropouts

428
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:31,335
who wouldn't mind going to the mall
and picking up doughnuts

429
00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:33,795
and emptying the ashtrays.
That kind of thing.

430
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:36,673
And this is when we first meet
Gangbusters.

431
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:41,220
That's what George and I called Suzanne.

432
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:47,184
Uh, not to her face, of course.

433
00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:06,328
Mr. Grant, I am the woman
you are looking for.

434
00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:08,580
My name is Suzanne Stone Maretto,

435
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:12,292
but I plan to use Suzanne Stone
as my professional name.

436
00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:15,212
I'd like you to look over my résumé,

437
00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:17,965
which details
both my educational background

438
00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:20,300
and my references in the media field.

439
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:24,763
Uh, Mr. Grant,
I can make you a solemn promise

440
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:26,598
- that I will be dedicated...
- Whoa. Whoa.

441
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,601
- ...and committed to this job.
- Whoa. Hang on a second, Suzanne.

442
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:33,397
We're only looking for someone
to answer the mail, run errands.

443
00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:35,232
Minimum pay, no benefits.

444
00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:37,484
Oh, money is not my main concern,
Mr. Grant.

445
00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:40,821
I just want a chance
to contribute something.

446
00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:44,324
I think you'll find I have very
valuable ideas about programming.

447
00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:46,076
- I've studied--
- Whoa. Whoa. No.

448
00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:49,496
You're not hearing what I'm saying.
Take a look around you.

449
00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:54,042
I mean, Suzanne, we're talking
local cable station here.

450
00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:56,753
Oh, I just want a chance
to get my foot in the door.

451
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,380
Everybody has to start somewhere.

452
00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:01,216
Do you know where
Edward R. Murrow started?

453
00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:04,094
No. No, I don't.

454
00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:06,138
No.

455
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:07,597
No. Well, neither do I offhand.

456
00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:09,850
But I don't think
it was at the top, do you? Hm?

457
00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:11,059
I don't know.

458
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,228
I live only five minutes away from here.

459
00:30:13,395 --> 00:30:14,980
I will be willing and eager

460
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,733
to respond to any newsworthy
emergency you put in front of me.

461
00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:20,444
- Anything you want.
- Suzanne. Uh... Uh...

462
00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:25,407
Mr. Grant, this is a dream
I have had all my life.

463
00:30:25,574 --> 00:30:27,617
I will do anything to get this job.
Anything.

464
00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:29,161
Uh...

465
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:31,496
This is my associate, George.

466
00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,460
Oh.

467
00:30:36,626 --> 00:30:38,337
Pleased to meet you, George.

468
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:41,256
Well, we'll think about it.

469
00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:44,885
I believe that my assets--

470
00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:47,387
Hey, I said we'll think about it.

471
00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:49,139
- And we will.
- Okay.

472
00:30:49,306 --> 00:30:51,558
- Okay?
- Thank you. Thank you.

473
00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:52,476
- Thank you.
- Oh. Yeah.

474
00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:55,062
Okay.

475
00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:01,151
I believe that
in our fast-moving computer age

476
00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:04,946
it is the medium of television that
joins together the global community,

477
00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:08,116
and it is the television journalist
who serves as messenger

478
00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:11,411
bringing the world into our homes
and our homes into the world.

479
00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:14,748
It has always been my dream
to become such a messenger.

480
00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:17,709
I look to you, gentlemen, now

481
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:21,129
to make that dream a reality.

482
00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:31,848
Jesus Christ.

483
00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:34,017
Gangbusters.

484
00:31:34,184 --> 00:31:37,354
Fucking gangbusters.

485
00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,459
Oh.

486
00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:01,711
Hey.

487
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:05,298
- Hey, come on back to bed.
- I gotta go to work.

488
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,050
- Come on, ten minutes.
- I gotta go.

489
00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:09,010
- Five minutes.
- I gotta put my face on.

490
00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:11,805
Come on. Put your face on me.
Two minutes.

491
00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:14,349
Take your hand away.

492
00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:25,819
Come, Walter.

493
00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:30,657
The dog was a cute little thing,
now, wasn't he?

494
00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:32,409
She was just crazy about that dog.

495
00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:34,327
It was darling.

496
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,679
Oh, hello.

497
00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:55,015
- Oh.

498
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:04,441
She named it Walter after Walter, um...

499
00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:08,153
Is it Cronkite?
The guy who used to be on TV.

500
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,156
I think he was Dan Rather's
uncle or something.

501
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:15,494
It was like a hairball puked up
by some demon from hell.

502
00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:18,788
There wasn't much to do.

503
00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:22,667
Most of the time, she just sat
over there and worked on her file.

504
00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:24,920
Her idea file.

505
00:33:25,921 --> 00:33:27,923
She had so many ideas.

506
00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:33,762
This is the presentation on that idea
with me going to movie theaters,

507
00:33:33,929 --> 00:33:37,140
talking to the people coming out
to see what they really think.

508
00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:39,518
An actual, um...

509
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:41,436
...vox populi, if you know the term.

510
00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:46,983
Here's the memo on that children's
show with me as the hostess

511
00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,985
and the live, in-studio animals.

512
00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:52,447
If you could look it over tonight.
Give me your thoughts in the morning.

513
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:55,492
A couple of pages outlining
that concept

514
00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:58,119
for interviewing everyday citizens,
like mailmen,

515
00:33:58,286 --> 00:33:59,579
school crossing guards,

516
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:03,583
to inform our citizenry on what kind
of services are available to them.

517
00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:12,425
After a few months, she wore me down.

518
00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:15,595
I let her do the evening weather
report, which she was fine at.

519
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:17,556
With the preparation she put into it,

520
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,225
you'd think she was covering D-Day.

521
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:23,103
Six, five,

522
00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:25,021
four, three,

523
00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:27,691
two, one.

524
00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:31,486
You're on.

525
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:36,324
Good evening
from the WWEN Weather Center.

526
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:38,076
Weather Center?

527
00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:39,953
The heavy system we were expecting

528
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:43,123
moving down from the north
is not gonna show up after all,

529
00:34:43,832 --> 00:34:45,625
because the high-pressure system

530
00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:48,587
is going to be moving up to the north.

531
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:52,048
The temperature for tonight
will remain unseasonably cool,

532
00:34:52,215 --> 00:34:54,509
with patches of fog in the morning
and probably...

533
00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:56,177
Hey, come on.
Let's have some quiet here.

534
00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:58,221
...but not serious umbrella weather.

535
00:34:58,388 --> 00:35:02,058
The winds are at seven to ten miles
per hour and sunrise will be at 6:12.

536
00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:04,603
That's it for your
up-to-the-minute weather report.

537
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:06,771
This is your
WWEN weather person saying

538
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:11,067
I'll be with you again
tomorrow evening, rain or shine.

539
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,753
I never really gave a rat's ass
about the weather

540
00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:33,048
until I got to know Mrs. Maretto.

541
00:35:34,007 --> 00:35:37,010
Now, I take it very serious.

542
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:39,554
If it rains...

543
00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,308
or there's lightning or thunder

544
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:45,435
or if it snows

545
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:47,562
I have to jack off.

546
00:35:47,729 --> 00:35:49,606
Uh... Hm...

547
00:35:49,773 --> 00:35:51,816
Oh, right. Sorry.

548
00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:38,947
Today's guest, Mrs. Maretto,

549
00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:44,703
is a representative of our local
television station, WWEN.

550
00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:47,122
- On-air correspondent.
- I'm sorry?

551
00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:50,417
Well, actually,
I'm an on-air correspondent.

552
00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:52,085
Well, that's fine.

553
00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:56,172
Uh, anyway, Mrs. Maretto has asked
to have a few words with you,

554
00:36:56,339 --> 00:37:01,010
and I know that while I'm gone,
you will give her your best attention.

555
00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:03,012
Here's my best attention.

556
00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:06,891
Did you say something, Russell?

557
00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:08,768
No, Mr. Finlaysson, I didn't.

558
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,312
I didn't.

559
00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:21,448
Well, first of all,
I would like to thank you all

560
00:37:21,614 --> 00:37:25,368
for extending me the courtesy
of your time and attention.

561
00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:26,911
I got something to extend.

562
00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:32,542
And I would like to say
that I hope you'll all be as excited

563
00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:36,087
about the project I'm here
to propose to you as I am.

564
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,715
First of all, I want to ask, um,

565
00:37:38,882 --> 00:37:42,302
have any of you actually ever been
on television before?

566
00:37:42,469 --> 00:37:44,721
Not counting home video, of course.

567
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,640
No one?

568
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:50,560
I was.

569
00:37:53,313 --> 00:37:56,024
- What's your name?
- Lydia Mertz.

570
00:37:56,191 --> 00:37:58,902
And how did it happen
that you made this appearance?

571
00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:03,406
Oh, it was down at Benson's Electronics.

572
00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:05,825
They have this video camera in the window,

573
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:08,411
and when you walk by,
they take your picture.

574
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,291
Well, Lydia, this may come as a surprise,

575
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:17,420
but that is how some of our most
famous personalities started out.

576
00:38:17,587 --> 00:38:20,548
Just seeing what they look like,
accidentally.

577
00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:23,384
- Is that true?
- Absolutely.

578
00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:28,014
Now, I am producing
a television documentary

579
00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:30,266
about kids just like yourselves.

580
00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:32,393
Because it is teenagers like you

581
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,813
who are the future of our nation.

582
00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:38,817
And, after all, I used to be
a teenager myself once,

583
00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:41,236
back in the Dark Ages.

584
00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:47,367
So I would like
to find out about your way of life.

585
00:38:47,534 --> 00:38:51,079
How you feel about your education,

586
00:38:51,246 --> 00:38:53,248
how you feel
about things like peer pressure,

587
00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:56,000
how you feel about drugs,

588
00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:58,837
um, rap music.

589
00:38:59,003 --> 00:38:59,754
Pussy?

590
00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:02,257
- Um...

591
00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:05,927
Do we have to get permission slips
from our parents for this?

592
00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:08,429
No. No, that wouldn't be necessary.

593
00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:11,015
Hey, Jimmy, when did your folks learn
to read and write?

594
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,392
Hey, read this, shitface.

595
00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:17,647
All right. All right.

596
00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:20,817
- All right, all right, all right.

597
00:39:20,984 --> 00:39:24,028
I am going to put this list
on your bulletin board.

598
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:27,115
And any of you who think this project

599
00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:31,160
would be as meaningful
as I know it can be,

600
00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:32,662
just put your names on it.

601
00:39:33,496 --> 00:39:35,999
And I would also like to thank you all...

602
00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:39,460
...for your interest.

603
00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:50,096
- Everything settled then?
- Yes.

604
00:39:51,973 --> 00:39:55,476
Well, then, let's give
Mrs. Maretto our thanks

605
00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:57,270
and a round of applause.

606
00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:09,198
- Thank you. Thank you.

607
00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:10,742
Sign up.

608
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,013
Suzanne.

609
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,893
I'd never really signed up
for anything before

610
00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:40,563
except, um, an after-school
Weight Watchers program,

611
00:40:40,730 --> 00:40:44,359
which I was asked to leave anyway
because they said I wasn't motivated

612
00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:48,446
and because I gained 11 pounds
in three weeks.

613
00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:51,074
But this was different,
because it turned out

614
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,576
to be the most important thing
I ever did.

615
00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:03,878
Now, here's some advice,
Russell dear.

616
00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:07,590
That nice Mrs. Maretto is married to a boy

617
00:41:07,757 --> 00:41:10,969
whose father is a pillar
of the Italian-American community.

618
00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:13,638
And if he knew how you had insulted

619
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:16,432
his only beloved daughter-in-law,

620
00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:18,559
he would make one phone call,

621
00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:21,104
and a man with a knife would show up
in the middle of the night

622
00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:22,814
and turn you into a eunuch.

623
00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:26,985
You know what a eunuch is, Russell?
Of course you don't.

624
00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:29,404
But you can find it in the dictionary.

625
00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:33,783
If you don't know how to spell it,
look it up under "nutless wonders."

626
00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:38,579
So I'm thinking,
there must be some simple way

627
00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:43,543
for you to make it up to Mrs. Maretto
for your offensive behavior.

628
00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:45,503
What do you think? Hmm?

629
00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:49,716
I'm not a eunuch.

630
00:42:09,152 --> 00:42:11,529
I have to say that the staff at WWEN

631
00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:14,782
responded with total enthusiasm
to my project

632
00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:16,743
and gave me excellent support

633
00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:19,120
both editorially and technically.

634
00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:20,997
I think they could sense immediately

635
00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:25,251
that I was onto something important
in a sociological sense.

636
00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:28,921
She must've taped God knows
how many hundreds of hours

637
00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:31,382
with these three dorky kids,

638
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:34,260
who, from what I've seen,
would have a major struggle

639
00:42:34,427 --> 00:42:37,013
just reciting the days of the week
in proper order.

640
00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:39,182
Forget about social insights.

641
00:42:39,348 --> 00:42:40,558
Here, I'll show you.

642
00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:50,860
This is "Teens Speak Out" project,
tape one, take one.

643
00:42:51,027 --> 00:42:52,278
No, no, no.

644
00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:54,822
I'm Suzanne Stone, and these are--

645
00:42:56,908 --> 00:43:01,120
All right, now, let's just say something
in general about ourselves.

646
00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:02,914
Like what?

647
00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:04,916
Like what do you plan to do
with your future.

648
00:43:06,793 --> 00:43:09,253
I don't exactly have a plan.

649
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,589
Well, you must have
aspirations of some kind.

650
00:43:12,673 --> 00:43:15,426
- What?
- A dream, a life goal.

651
00:43:17,053 --> 00:43:19,388
I can tell you
Lydia's big life goal.

652
00:43:19,555 --> 00:43:22,433
- Yeah?
- It's to fuck the New Kids on the Block.

653
00:43:23,893 --> 00:43:25,770
- That's a dirty lie.
- Russell.

654
00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:27,021
Russell.

655
00:43:27,188 --> 00:43:29,774
I don't wanna hear language like that.
It is offensive,

656
00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:32,902
and it is unsuitable for broadcast
under FCC regulations.

657
00:43:33,069 --> 00:43:34,445
- You got that?
- Yeah.

658
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:36,114
Anyways, it was Métley Crue.

659
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,406
All right, Lydia.

660
00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:40,076
- Just for your information.
- What about you, James?

661
00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:44,038
James?

662
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:47,834
James.

663
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:48,751
Huh?

664
00:43:51,254 --> 00:43:55,049
I think you get the point that it's not
"Mike Wallace, eat your heart out.”

665
00:43:55,216 --> 00:43:58,928
But I have to say
I've never seen more persistence.

666
00:43:59,095 --> 00:44:01,264
I, uh... I once said to her--

667
00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:04,892
What about...?
What about we call it a night?

668
00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:06,352
Uh...

669
00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:09,272
Just need to get this reel cleaned up.

670
00:44:09,438 --> 00:44:12,108
An hour, maybe two.
You go ahead. I'll lock up.

671
00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:15,153
Don't you have that nice husband
waiting at home for you?

672
00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:17,697
Well, he knows how much
this means to me.

673
00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:22,243
He works full-time at his dad's
restaurant, so he gets home real late.

674
00:44:22,869 --> 00:44:26,455
Well, Suzanne, I sure pity
the person who says no to you.

675
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:29,792
No one ever does.

676
00:44:34,839 --> 00:44:36,549
Why are you tying her up again?

677
00:44:38,467 --> 00:44:40,261
Why is she tied up again?

678
00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:41,762
Just leave her alone.

679
00:44:42,597 --> 00:44:43,890
Untie yourself.

680
00:44:44,056 --> 00:44:45,892
Leave her alone. If she runs away--

681
00:44:54,650 --> 00:44:55,943
Scripture says...

682
00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:57,653
- Ouch.
- ...God is the light.

683
00:44:57,820 --> 00:45:00,865
- Fucker.
- And that life, friends, is heaven.

684
00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:02,867
Heaven is waiting for you.

685
00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:04,911
James.

686
00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:07,371
James.

687
00:45:08,789 --> 00:45:10,124
James.

688
00:45:10,791 --> 00:45:13,628
See, nobody ever called me that before.

689
00:45:14,629 --> 00:45:16,339
All anyone ever called me was

690
00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:20,384
Jimmy or Jimbo or other stuff.

691
00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:24,472
My mom told me
that I was named Jimmy

692
00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:29,227
after this old movie star she liked
named Jimmy Dean.

693
00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:31,437
But...

694
00:45:31,604 --> 00:45:35,608
Well, when anyone ever asked me,
I always said that I was named Jim

695
00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:38,277
after Jim Morrison of The Doors,

696
00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:39,946
because, you know,

697
00:45:40,905 --> 00:45:42,657
he had this great kind of life,

698
00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:46,744
like, just traveling around
and writing his songs

699
00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:48,996
and having women beg him
to do it to them,

700
00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:52,166
even to take his, uh...

701
00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:54,835
organ out onstage.

702
00:45:57,546 --> 00:45:59,966
The kind of life that I always
thought I'd like to have.

703
00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:10,309
I bet he jumps her
all the time, you know?

704
00:46:10,476 --> 00:46:13,187
Like after dinner, just bang,
right on the kitchen table.

705
00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:15,439
Fucking during even.

706
00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:18,276
Yeah. Maybe both.

707
00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:23,155
Those skinny bitches,
they can't get enough of it, you know?

708
00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:25,825
They're always wanting it.
That's a medical fact.

709
00:46:25,992 --> 00:46:27,034
Yeah.

710
00:46:27,201 --> 00:46:30,746
It's because the nerves in their
body are all bunched up in their snatch.

711
00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:35,042
You know what I mean? They're all
right up in there, so they're all whack.

712
00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:36,377
I don't think that's true.

713
00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:39,130
What are you, a doctor?

714
00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:42,091
She's a perfectly nice person.

715
00:46:42,717 --> 00:46:46,012
You think she's gonna make you
a big movie star, huh, Lydia?

716
00:46:46,178 --> 00:46:48,889
Just to be on TV will be something nice.

717
00:46:49,056 --> 00:46:50,725
It will be something different.

718
00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:53,436
I got something different
for you right here, all right?

719
00:46:54,228 --> 00:46:55,896
You're a disgusting pig.

720
00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:57,440
Yeah.

721
00:47:05,281 --> 00:47:08,784
You know what we should do?
We should get some money out of her.

722
00:47:08,951 --> 00:47:11,996
- What makes you think she's got any?
- What, are you shitting me?

723
00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:13,748
Her husband, Mr. Fucking-Big-Cock,

724
00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:16,417
owns a fucking guinea restaurant,
all right?

725
00:47:16,584 --> 00:47:19,337
Look at the car she drives.
Look at her fucking fingernails.

726
00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:22,340
Big, red, sculpted, glossy nails.

727
00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:25,551
She got plenty of money.
That's rich-bitch stuff.

728
00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:27,303
Yeah, maybe.

729
00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:30,723
You think she's
some kind of hot shit, don't you?

730
00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:35,186
- She just looks...
- What?

731
00:47:36,437 --> 00:47:37,563
Clean.

732
00:47:47,323 --> 00:47:49,992
All right, come on. They're ready.
Larry, Larry, Larry.

733
00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:52,828
Kids, stop it.

734
00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:55,956
- That's a real pretty outfit.
- Oh. Thanks.

735
00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:59,460
- Hey, Suze. You want one of these?
- No, thanks.

736
00:47:59,627 --> 00:48:03,297
No? What about one of these?
You're going in the pool.

737
00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:06,092
- No, thanks.

738
00:48:08,386 --> 00:48:11,138
- Sure is great with those kids.
- He's gotta stop eating junk.

739
00:48:11,305 --> 00:48:13,682
He's getting a rubber tire around him
like some old man.

740
00:48:13,849 --> 00:48:16,227
He'll make
a wonderful father someday.

741
00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:18,938
He calls them love handles.
I call them flab.

742
00:48:19,105 --> 00:48:21,774
- What about you?
- Me? You think I look fat?

743
00:48:21,941 --> 00:48:25,236
No. What about the idea of kids?

744
00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:26,153
That's what I mean.

745
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:29,657
Well, I love kids.
I absolutely love them.

746
00:48:29,824 --> 00:48:33,369
But a woman in my field with a baby
has two strikes against her.

747
00:48:33,536 --> 00:48:35,746
- Say I'm in New York, right--
- New York?

748
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:39,333
Well, for instance. And I'm suddenly
called on some foreign assignment,

749
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:42,545
like a royal wedding
or a revolution in South America.

750
00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:45,131
You can't run from place to place
with your crew

751
00:48:45,297 --> 00:48:48,592
and conduct serious interviews
with a big, fat stomach.

752
00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:50,594
Or say you've already had the baby,

753
00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:54,390
and you've got this blubber,
these boobs out to here.

754
00:48:54,557 --> 00:48:56,934
Oof. It's just so gross.

755
00:48:59,061 --> 00:49:00,938
Hey, careful. Hey.

756
00:49:02,523 --> 00:49:05,025
- Excuse me.
- Hm. Nice.

757
00:49:05,192 --> 00:49:06,277
You having a good time?

758
00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:09,447
Well, I want to get out of the sun.

759
00:49:09,613 --> 00:49:11,574
I have to go prepare my show.

760
00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:14,493
I sure would like to have
a couple of them around the house.

761
00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:16,078
What do you think, Suze?

762
00:49:16,996 --> 00:49:19,415
Suze. What do you think?

763
00:49:19,582 --> 00:49:22,751
I think if you wanted a babysitter,
you should've married Mary Poppins.

764
00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:32,136
Hi, Ed. Wake up, George.

765
00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:33,387
Let's hit it.

766
00:49:47,234 --> 00:49:48,652
Hi, everybody.

767
00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:52,072
This is Suzanne Stone with your
late-night, sign-off weather report

768
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,450
from the WWEN Weather Center.

769
00:49:55,117 --> 00:49:58,287
I don't think I need to tell you
that today was a hot one.

770
00:49:58,454 --> 00:50:01,332
That old mercury zoomed on up to 91.

771
00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:03,792
That's a record-breaking temperature
for this day.

772
00:50:03,959 --> 00:50:06,128
Tomorrow promises to be
more of the same

773
00:50:06,295 --> 00:50:08,464
with relevant numbers way up in the 90's,

774
00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:13,177
humidity to match, and maybe
just a hint of a breeze or two.

775
00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:15,804
Won't be much help with this heat,
the kind of heat

776
00:50:15,971 --> 00:50:19,558
that makes me want to head for that
swimming hole with my friend James,

777
00:50:19,725 --> 00:50:21,852
strip off everything,
including my panties,

778
00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:23,979
which you can see through anyway,

779
00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:26,273
poke my soft, pink tongue in his mouth,

780
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,651
slide my hand way up
the inside of his leg

781
00:50:28,817 --> 00:50:31,904
until he's so hot
that he rolls over on top of me,

782
00:50:32,071 --> 00:50:35,449
and I'm yelling, "James," his name.

783
00:50:35,616 --> 00:50:37,117
James.

784
00:50:37,284 --> 00:50:38,536
James.

785
00:50:38,702 --> 00:50:40,162
What are you doing to me,

786
00:50:40,329 --> 00:50:43,624
with your big, fat, hard--

787
00:50:47,628 --> 00:50:49,338
Oh, Jesus.

788
00:50:55,678 --> 00:50:58,556
Listen to me, Larry. Okay.

789
00:51:00,099 --> 00:51:02,935
So she finishes her little docudrama,

790
00:51:03,102 --> 00:51:06,855
whatever the fuck it is. She sends it
off to someone in New York,

791
00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:08,899
and while she's waiting for an answer

792
00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:11,485
you should, forgive the expression,
knock her up.

793
00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:14,405
Knock her up, and then--

794
00:51:14,572 --> 00:51:16,824
Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Los Angeles?

795
00:51:16,991 --> 00:51:19,410
What does Los Angeles got to do with it?

796
00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:20,911
A course in what?

797
00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:22,955
Advanced media?

798
00:51:23,122 --> 00:51:25,207
Advanced bullshit, Larry.

799
00:51:25,374 --> 00:51:29,461
Look, I'm sorry.
You're my brother, okay?

800
00:51:29,628 --> 00:51:32,548
I know you love her and you want her
to succeed and all that,

801
00:51:32,715 --> 00:51:36,218
but sometimes, man,
you just gotta say no.

802
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:39,221
What do you mean, how?
N-O, that's how.

803
00:51:39,388 --> 00:51:41,932
Comes to the right,
throws up a hook shot.

804
00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:43,225
It's good!

805
00:51:43,392 --> 00:51:47,104
And the score is again tied
here in the first half at the Palace.

806
00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:49,898
With the ball, Skeeter Jones
brings the ball to the...

807
00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:53,110
- Suzanne?
...up pass to Meadows...

808
00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:55,738
- Yeah?
- Jump shot on the way-- Bingo!

809
00:51:55,904 --> 00:51:57,906
Unbelievable play.

810
00:51:58,073 --> 00:51:59,283
What are you doing?

811
00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:02,745
Just sitting here, waiting for you.

812
00:52:02,911 --> 00:52:07,541
Larry, I asked you to please
keep your feet off the coffee table.

813
00:52:08,334 --> 00:52:10,836
We gotta talk about some things,
Suzanne.

814
00:52:11,003 --> 00:52:12,004
What kind of things?

815
00:52:13,547 --> 00:52:15,716
I think you know what kind of things.

816
00:52:17,509 --> 00:52:20,137
No. No, I don't.

817
00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:24,391
Anyway, can't this wait
until tomorrow? I'm really tired.

818
00:52:24,558 --> 00:52:25,934
No.

819
00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:27,811
What?

820
00:52:29,021 --> 00:52:32,566
No, I don't think it can wait. No.

821
00:52:34,568 --> 00:52:37,696
Sit down.
We're gonna talk about this stuff.

822
00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:42,201
The thing is, I think we got
this great future ahead of us.

823
00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:46,163
I just want to make sure we both
understand what the priorities are.

824
00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:52,419
I think Pop's gonna let me
take over managing the restaurant.

825
00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:57,216
And I got a lot of exciting ideas,

826
00:52:57,383 --> 00:52:59,468
like introducing some new menu items

827
00:52:59,635 --> 00:53:02,388
and bringing in some live music
on the weekends

828
00:53:02,554 --> 00:53:04,973
and maybe--
Maybe even one night a week,

829
00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:07,601
open house for local singers and comics,

830
00:53:07,768 --> 00:53:10,646
which you, with your TV background,
you could help me with.

831
00:53:10,813 --> 00:53:13,649
You know, maybe shooting the acts,

832
00:53:13,816 --> 00:53:16,026
and then maybe selling the tapes,

833
00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:18,779
which you could edit yourself
back to the performers.

834
00:53:18,946 --> 00:53:22,157
I talked to my folks about it,
and they thought it'd be a great idea.

835
00:53:22,324 --> 00:53:24,326
Great idea. Really.

836
00:53:27,371 --> 00:53:31,083
And believe me, Suze, I am not
selling short what you're doing now.

837
00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:34,503
I mean, the weather report stuff,

838
00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:36,672
which you're really good at.

839
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,717
But let's face facts.

840
00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:42,136
It's probably not gonna

841
00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:46,807
lead to any big network offers.

842
00:53:47,683 --> 00:53:48,809
Now, this way,

843
00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:52,271
we could be working together
in both our respective fields,

844
00:53:52,438 --> 00:53:55,858
doing what a family
is supposed to be doing.

845
00:53:56,525 --> 00:53:59,653
A family, that's what
I'm talking about, Suze, huh?

846
00:54:03,031 --> 00:54:04,366
What do you think?

847
00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:15,002
Um...

848
00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:22,718
I'll think about it.

849
00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:34,188
It's true that the road
my husband and I chose to travel on

850
00:54:34,354 --> 00:54:36,482
was paved with many speed bumps.

851
00:54:37,191 --> 00:54:40,986
Larry said he would never stand
in my way, whatever happened.

852
00:54:41,153 --> 00:54:44,990
But the word "failure"
is not part of my vocabulary.

853
00:54:45,657 --> 00:54:49,328
My commitment to my career
or my marriage, or whatever,

854
00:54:49,495 --> 00:54:52,706
has always been 110 percent.

855
00:54:53,332 --> 00:54:55,918
Regardless of how fast I was growing
in my vocation,

856
00:54:56,084 --> 00:54:57,836
I would never leave Larry behind.

857
00:54:58,003 --> 00:55:00,839
The word "divorce" was never mentioned.

858
00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:24,279
Ta-da! What do you think?

859
00:55:24,446 --> 00:55:26,156
- Oh. Wow.
- Like the color?

860
00:55:26,323 --> 00:55:27,950
- Yeah.
- It doesn't make me look fat?

861
00:55:28,116 --> 00:55:29,535
- No.
- I think I'm gonna get it.

862
00:55:29,701 --> 00:55:33,789
Oh, Jesus.
Mr. Maretto is going to--

863
00:55:33,956 --> 00:55:37,251
Mr. Maretto? Pfft. Yeah, right.

864
00:55:38,126 --> 00:55:39,670
Let me tell you something, Liddy.

865
00:55:41,755 --> 00:55:45,801
- No. No, you wouldn't understand.
- Maybe I would.

866
00:55:49,137 --> 00:55:51,723
Well, you grow up, you know?

867
00:55:51,890 --> 00:55:53,851
You think it's all gonna be
like a fairy tale.

868
00:55:54,643 --> 00:55:58,480
Like you're Sleeping Beauty and
along comes this Prince Charming.

869
00:55:58,647 --> 00:56:01,650
And he looks at you, and it's nighttime.

870
00:56:01,817 --> 00:56:04,444
And he smiles at you and kisses you.

871
00:56:04,611 --> 00:56:06,864
Yeah, I know that story.

872
00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:08,949
And then...

873
00:56:09,116 --> 00:56:10,450
Then you wake up,

874
00:56:11,118 --> 00:56:12,327
and it's daylight,

875
00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:14,454
and you look at him.

876
00:56:16,623 --> 00:56:19,543
It's just when you work all day,
trying to perfect yourself

877
00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:22,254
and create something meaningful,
you expect support.

878
00:56:22,421 --> 00:56:25,632
Does anyone say, "Did you have a
good shoot?" Or "How's the editing?"

879
00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:27,551
Or anything of that nature?

880
00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:28,802
I guess not.

881
00:56:29,553 --> 00:56:30,971
No.

882
00:56:32,097 --> 00:56:34,933
I mean, the point is,

883
00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:38,186
Larry is a nice guy, you know.

884
00:56:39,438 --> 00:56:42,024
But he just doesn't know
a thing about television.

885
00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:44,860
Let's get out of here.

886
00:56:47,529 --> 00:56:50,449
Mrs. Maretto bought me lots of nice stuff,

887
00:56:50,616 --> 00:56:53,410
like this ankle bracelet, for instance.

888
00:56:55,579 --> 00:56:57,873
And a bottle of real expensive perfume.

889
00:56:58,040 --> 00:56:59,708
A "scent," she called it,

890
00:56:59,875 --> 00:57:01,793
which I'm saving for a special occasion.

891
00:57:02,711 --> 00:57:05,964
No one ever really
bought me stuff before

892
00:57:06,131 --> 00:57:08,800
except my mom's boyfriend, Chester,

893
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:11,595
who got me for my birthday, when I was 12,

894
00:57:11,762 --> 00:57:16,058
a bottle of something called
Garden of Eden body oil,

895
00:57:16,224 --> 00:57:19,353
which he said would be good for my skin

896
00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:23,273
and which he wanted
to show me how to use,

897
00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:26,068
which I let him do.

898
00:57:26,234 --> 00:57:28,612
He did other things for a while.

899
00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:30,906
When I was 13,
I got this mild case of T.B.,

900
00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:33,533
and he wasn't so interested anymore.

901
00:57:35,535 --> 00:57:37,955
You just have to block that
out of your memory

902
00:57:38,121 --> 00:57:40,791
like some scary TV movie
where you change the channel

903
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:43,043
and you pretend like it never happened.

904
00:57:43,627 --> 00:57:46,004
- The whole thing will be like a bad dream.
- Yeah.

905
00:57:47,005 --> 00:57:51,134
Anyway, my mom keeps
this gun hidden up in her closet

906
00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:53,261
because of all
the sex-fiend killers around.

907
00:57:54,012 --> 00:57:56,807
And one time, I told him
if he didn't leave me alone,

908
00:57:57,432 --> 00:57:59,726
I'd get it out and I'd shoot him.

909
00:58:01,895 --> 00:58:02,729
Oh.

910
00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:05,691
I mean, he didn't give me
any more trouble or anything.

911
00:58:07,776 --> 00:58:10,529
Now I guess I wish
I hadn't told her all that

912
00:58:11,530 --> 00:58:14,950
because maybe it put some ideas
in her mind or something.

913
00:58:15,117 --> 00:58:15,909
I don't know.

914
00:58:16,618 --> 00:58:21,206
I just told her stuff I'd never told
anyone, because she was my friend.

915
00:58:21,373 --> 00:58:23,208
She was my only real friend.

916
00:58:29,798 --> 00:58:31,216
Where are you going?

917
00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:33,635
Oh, I told you, hon.

918
00:58:33,802 --> 00:58:36,263
Pop and I are going up
to the trade show in Freeport.

919
00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:38,515
We're leaving from the restaurant.
I told you.

920
00:58:38,682 --> 00:58:39,725
Yeah. Right. Right.

921
00:58:39,891 --> 00:58:42,185
- Look, are you gonna be okay?
- Sure.

922
00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:46,440
Suze, will you think about
what we talked about?

923
00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:49,276
I have been.

924
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:51,445
That's great, hon,

925
00:58:51,611 --> 00:58:55,032
because I believe I got something here
that's really gonna work.

926
00:58:55,198 --> 00:58:57,868
And you know who I want
with me by my side, don't you?

927
00:58:59,161 --> 00:59:02,247
- Who?
- Who? My best girl, that's who.

928
00:59:02,414 --> 00:59:03,957
My beautiful little lady.

929
00:59:06,418 --> 00:59:08,295
Look, I left the phone number
on the fridge.

930
00:59:09,171 --> 00:59:11,173
And don't forget to lock the garage.

931
00:59:11,339 --> 00:59:12,299
Bye.

932
00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:55,008
Hi.

933
00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:59,679
You know what I'm thinking, Larry?

934
00:59:59,846 --> 01:00:02,432
Why don't we get some artificial
plants for the restaurant?

935
01:00:04,184 --> 01:00:05,977
Good idea.

936
01:00:06,144 --> 01:00:07,687
We don't have to water them.

937
01:00:07,854 --> 01:00:09,189
Exactly.

938
01:00:17,906 --> 01:00:19,699
Come on, Lydia.

939
01:00:21,451 --> 01:00:23,578
I can't do this, Mrs. Maretto.

940
01:00:23,745 --> 01:00:25,247
Yeah, of course you can.

941
01:00:25,413 --> 01:00:28,333
You just have to let your
natural sense of rhythm take over.

942
01:00:30,752 --> 01:00:32,379
I don't think I have one of those.

943
01:00:32,546 --> 01:00:35,340
- Yeah, she really stinks at this.
- Here.

944
01:00:35,507 --> 01:00:38,135
Watch me. Watch me.

945
01:00:38,301 --> 01:00:39,469
Watch my hips.

946
01:00:41,221 --> 01:00:42,639
You can do that.

947
01:00:42,806 --> 01:00:44,850
- Can't you?

948
01:00:46,268 --> 01:00:48,478
- I can't do that.
- Of course you can.

949
01:00:49,271 --> 01:00:52,399
You just have to move. Move your body.

950
01:00:53,608 --> 01:00:54,734
Come on.

951
01:00:59,781 --> 01:01:02,576
Come on. Relax.

952
01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:04,619
Relax. You're like a stick.

953
01:01:04,786 --> 01:01:07,914
- I can't do this.
- Move your hips.

954
01:01:08,081 --> 01:01:12,460
No, I gotta sit down. This is--
This is making me feel all funny.

955
01:01:15,964 --> 01:01:17,340
Come on, James.

956
01:01:20,635 --> 01:01:22,345
Come on.

957
01:01:23,388 --> 01:01:24,764
Over here.

958
01:01:35,734 --> 01:01:37,360
Come on, James.

959
01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:38,737
I'm dancing.

960
01:01:43,575 --> 01:01:44,492
Liddy?

961
01:01:45,285 --> 01:01:46,328
Yeah?

962
01:01:46,494 --> 01:01:48,914
- Would you do me an enormous favor?
- Sure. What?

963
01:01:49,497 --> 01:01:51,708
Walter hasn't been out for hours.

964
01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:54,753
Would you take him
for a walk around the block?

965
01:01:58,131 --> 01:02:00,800
- Yeah. Sure.
- I'm gonna go upstairs.

966
01:02:01,801 --> 01:02:03,345
Take my sweater off.

967
01:02:04,137 --> 01:02:06,765
- It's really hot in here.
- Yeah.

968
01:02:10,477 --> 01:02:12,771
When you come back,
I'll fix us something to eat.

969
01:02:12,938 --> 01:02:13,772
Okay.

970
01:02:14,648 --> 01:02:15,690
Oh, and Liddy?

971
01:02:16,274 --> 01:02:19,069
Don't let him come back until
he's done his business, okay?

972
01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:21,696
Like a good little boy.

973
01:02:43,426 --> 01:02:44,469
I'm back.

974
01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:52,686
Hello?

975
01:03:01,945 --> 01:03:04,781
I have to use the bathroom.

976
01:03:40,442 --> 01:03:42,027
JLet'sdoitd

977
01:04:03,548 --> 01:04:04,632
Oh, yeah.

978
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:09,054
It was like I was in one of those--

979
01:04:10,096 --> 01:04:11,806
Okay, you know those great movies

980
01:04:11,973 --> 01:04:15,060
where everyone is coming out
of their graves?

981
01:04:15,226 --> 01:04:17,645
With, like, half their faces missing

982
01:04:17,812 --> 01:04:21,900
and their eyes hanging out
and their lips falling off?

983
01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:23,693
You know those?

984
01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:25,362
I think I'll get sick.

985
01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:27,447
And they're all walking around

986
01:04:28,281 --> 01:04:30,241
like, real slow like this.

987
01:04:31,284 --> 01:04:34,496
They're all walking like this
and kind of grunting.

988
01:04:36,247 --> 01:04:37,874
Oh. Let's get our photo taken.

989
01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:39,918
Oh, this will be great.

990
01:04:40,085 --> 01:04:42,212
And they're all looking
for the same thing.

991
01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:45,507
For regular live people,
to eat their flesh

992
01:04:45,673 --> 01:04:47,133
and drink their blood and all.

993
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:49,886
Come on, James. Smile. Smile.

994
01:04:57,977 --> 01:05:00,105
And they can't help themselves

995
01:05:00,271 --> 01:05:02,524
because they're dead

996
01:05:02,690 --> 01:05:04,275
and that's just what happens.

997
01:05:05,652 --> 01:05:07,112
That's what I felt like.

998
01:05:08,321 --> 01:05:12,075
- You gotta tell me what's wrong, please.

999
01:05:13,493 --> 01:05:17,080
James, do you think about me
when we're not together?

1000
01:05:17,247 --> 01:05:19,290
All I do is think about you.

1001
01:05:21,292 --> 01:05:24,587
When I'm not with you, I'm not alive.

1002
01:05:26,381 --> 01:05:27,382
Mrs. Maretto,

1003
01:05:28,341 --> 01:05:30,718
you're the best thing
that ever happened to me.

1004
01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:33,888
I can't do this anymore.

1005
01:05:34,055 --> 01:05:34,889
What?

1006
01:05:35,056 --> 01:05:39,436
I can't go home every night
and have him try to touch me.

1007
01:05:39,602 --> 01:05:42,355
And all the time
I'm just thinking about you.

1008
01:05:43,398 --> 01:05:44,732
About us.

1009
01:05:46,234 --> 01:05:50,238
And when I push him away,
he has this temper.

1010
01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:51,865
What do you mean?

1011
01:05:52,449 --> 01:05:54,534
Does he hurt you?

1012
01:05:55,410 --> 01:05:56,744
Oh.

1013
01:05:56,911 --> 01:05:58,705
There were these women, you know,

1014
01:05:59,497 --> 01:06:02,292
on The Sally Jesse Raphael Show
the other day.

1015
01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:06,880
They were all wearing disguises
so their husbands couldn't find them.

1016
01:06:07,046 --> 01:06:10,550
They were living in shelters, and
I thought I could live in one of them.

1017
01:06:10,717 --> 01:06:13,595
If they let me bring Walter with me,
I could live in one of them.

1018
01:06:13,761 --> 01:06:15,805
- No. Listen to me.
- Someplace in another state

1019
01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:18,391
where no one even knows who I am.

1020
01:06:18,558 --> 01:06:22,145
Look. Couldn't you just get a divorce?

1021
01:06:22,312 --> 01:06:25,398
- And then--
- But then he would get the condo.

1022
01:06:26,316 --> 01:06:30,236
And he'd get the car.
And he'd take Walter from me.

1023
01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:32,780
- He'd take Walter.
- Listen.

1024
01:06:32,947 --> 01:06:35,366
I know you think I'm just a kid, but...

1025
01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:39,370
I could never do anything bad to you...

1026
01:06:40,538 --> 01:06:42,874
or ever hurt you.

1027
01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:46,461
A guy that does that
to someone like you

1028
01:06:47,462 --> 01:06:49,797
- doesn't deserve to live.

1029
01:06:49,964 --> 01:06:52,258
That's the truth.
He doesn't deserve to live.

1030
01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:56,596
No. I suppose you're right.

1031
01:06:57,972 --> 01:06:59,182
He doesn't.

1032
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,813
Oh, fuck! I love this song!

1033
01:07:05,980 --> 01:07:07,440
Don't you love this song?

1034
01:07:08,566 --> 01:07:09,984
I don't know.

1035
01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,032
Whoo!

1036
01:07:52,026 --> 01:07:54,696
Mrs. Maretto used to let me
drive around in her car

1037
01:07:54,862 --> 01:07:57,448
even though I didn't even have
a learner's permit.

1038
01:07:57,615 --> 01:08:00,076
Because she said when she'd
be living in California

1039
01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:03,037
and doing her TV shows,
she'd make me her assistant,

1040
01:08:03,204 --> 01:08:05,832
and I'd have to drive her around places

1041
01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:09,085
and help her answer her personal fan mail.

1042
01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:13,798
I guess this is the
most exciting time of my life.

1043
01:08:13,965 --> 01:08:16,050
It was like living in a really great movie

1044
01:08:16,217 --> 01:08:18,261
except it was kind of X-rated

1045
01:08:18,428 --> 01:08:20,847
on account of all the sex stuff,
you know?

1046
01:08:29,731 --> 01:08:31,858
Hey. Don't stop.

1047
01:08:32,025 --> 01:08:34,193
You didn't answer my question.

1048
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,070
What question was that?

1049
01:08:36,237 --> 01:08:37,780
Did you talk to Russell?

1050
01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:40,992
Uh... Yeah, I did.

1051
01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:42,577
Well, what did he say?

1052
01:08:43,494 --> 01:08:45,371
He wants a thousand dollars.

1053
01:08:46,289 --> 01:08:49,792
- Is that all?
- And some CDs.

1054
01:08:55,256 --> 01:08:56,924
- Oh, come on.
- Did you get the gun?

1055
01:08:57,091 --> 01:08:59,218
No, not yet.

1056
01:08:59,385 --> 01:09:00,553
Why not?

1057
01:09:01,721 --> 01:09:04,807
I don't know. I guess I thought
you'd ask Lydia or--

1058
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,226
I can't ask Liddy. You have to ask Liddy.

1059
01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:09,020
Don't you understand?

1060
01:09:10,438 --> 01:09:12,774
I guess so, but I thought--

1061
01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:15,193
Do you want me to keep doing
what I was doing?

1062
01:09:16,069 --> 01:09:19,280
- Yeah, please.
- Okay.

1063
01:09:19,947 --> 01:09:22,575
Then you have to do what you have to do.

1064
01:09:29,791 --> 01:09:31,292
Oh, God.

1065
01:09:31,459 --> 01:09:33,252
- Oh.
- So when will it happen?

1066
01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:34,671
Oh, come on. Please don't--

1067
01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:39,133
- I just want to know when.
- Let's just do this.

1068
01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:42,595
- I don't know. Whenever. Jesus.
- Oh.

1069
01:09:44,847 --> 01:09:48,101
Look, if you don't know, I guess
I'll have to find somebody who does.

1070
01:09:48,267 --> 01:09:51,312
Oh. Mrs. Maretto, you have to understand.

1071
01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:53,815
- This--
- No. I think I do understand.

1072
01:09:53,981 --> 01:09:57,318
Obviously, you're not the mature
individual that I thought you were.

1073
01:10:00,822 --> 01:10:01,864
No.

1074
01:10:02,865 --> 01:10:05,576
Actually, I just had a thought.

1075
01:10:05,743 --> 01:10:08,204
Maybe a better way to go
on the whole thing.

1076
01:10:08,371 --> 01:10:09,205
What's that?

1077
01:10:09,956 --> 01:10:10,998
Russell.

1078
01:10:11,833 --> 01:10:13,209
What about him?

1079
01:10:14,919 --> 01:10:18,673
Russell's enough of a man
to take charge of the situation.

1080
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:21,843
- Well--
- He looks at me in a certain way.

1081
01:10:23,344 --> 01:10:26,264
I think he'd be very appreciative
of what I could do for him.

1082
01:10:28,975 --> 01:10:30,143
What do you think?

1083
01:10:34,021 --> 01:10:36,274
I think we could probably do it
next week.

1084
01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:38,651
Is that soon enough?

1085
01:10:40,027 --> 01:10:41,946
Would you really do that for me, James?

1086
01:10:42,697 --> 01:10:43,740
Anything.

1087
01:10:44,574 --> 01:10:45,408
Oh.

1088
01:10:46,659 --> 01:10:48,411
And then we can be together.

1089
01:10:49,370 --> 01:10:51,205
And you can sleep over.

1090
01:10:52,165 --> 01:10:54,333
And we could do anything we wanna do.

1091
01:10:55,293 --> 01:10:57,837
- Anything?
- Yeah.

1092
01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:07,388
Anything.

1093
01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:14,562
- Got it?
- Yeah, Angela, stand back.

1094
01:11:14,729 --> 01:11:16,022
Tell me if it's straight.

1095
01:11:17,231 --> 01:11:19,567
Oh. It looks great.

1096
01:12:31,472 --> 01:12:33,432
Hey, Walter.

1097
01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:44,193
Five.

1098
01:12:47,238 --> 01:12:48,155
Walter.

1099
01:12:49,407 --> 01:12:51,367
Four.

1100
01:12:54,537 --> 01:12:55,663
Come on, boy.

1101
01:12:56,747 --> 01:12:57,999
Let's go for a walk.

1102
01:12:58,165 --> 01:12:59,166
Three.

1103
01:13:01,419 --> 01:13:02,670
Walter.

1104
01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:09,093
Two.

1105
01:13:09,927 --> 01:13:11,137
One.

1106
01:13:13,764 --> 01:13:14,932
Hi, everybody.

1107
01:13:15,099 --> 01:13:17,518
- This is Suzanne Stone, live.
- What do you want?

1108
01:13:17,685 --> 01:13:19,145
Don't fucking move.

1109
01:13:19,312 --> 01:13:21,314
Just take whatever you want
and get out.

1110
01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:23,274
Come on, Jimmy. Now.

1111
01:13:23,441 --> 01:13:25,109
- Wait.

1112
01:13:25,276 --> 01:13:26,110
Just wait.

1113
01:13:27,486 --> 01:13:31,866
- Okay, take the watch. It's a Rolex.
- I know it's a fucking Rolex.

1114
01:13:32,033 --> 01:13:35,411
Think it's the first time I've seen
a Rolex? Give me your fucking chain.

1115
01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:37,330
- Hey.
- Give me your chain.

1116
01:13:42,209 --> 01:13:45,254
You've probably noticed
it's been another beautiful evening

1117
01:13:45,421 --> 01:13:47,214
with a slight chill in the air

1118
01:13:47,381 --> 01:13:51,302
and those autumn temperatures
right about where they should be.

1119
01:13:52,094 --> 01:13:53,346
Now, Jim. Now. Do it.

1120
01:13:53,512 --> 01:13:56,724
- No, no. No, please.
- No, wait. Give me your ring.

1121
01:13:56,891 --> 01:13:58,893
- My ring?
- Give it to me.

1122
01:13:59,060 --> 01:14:00,686
Look, man, I can't give you my ring.

1123
01:14:00,853 --> 01:14:02,396
My wife will kill me, man.

1124
01:14:03,064 --> 01:14:05,524
She'd kill you?
Suzanne would kill you?

1125
01:14:05,691 --> 01:14:07,068
Hey, you know my wife?

1126
01:14:07,234 --> 01:14:08,319
The good news is--

1127
01:14:09,487 --> 01:14:10,571
Jimmy, now. Do it.

1128
01:14:10,738 --> 01:14:12,949
Now. Fucking now, asshole. Do it.

1129
01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:16,827
God, forgive me.

1130
01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:26,003
So for the next few days,
it should be just about perfect

1131
01:14:26,170 --> 01:14:27,630
football season weather.

1132
01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:30,967
Well, that's about it for tonight.
I'm Suzanne Stone saying--

1133
01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:34,553
I'll see you tomorrow, rain or shine.

1134
01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:48,567
And if you'll allow me,
just a personal note.

1135
01:14:48,734 --> 01:14:52,613
Um, a special greeting
to my husband, Larry,

1136
01:14:52,780 --> 01:14:55,157
on this, our first anniversary.

1137
01:14:56,367 --> 01:14:57,660
Good night, honey.

1138
01:14:59,370 --> 01:15:01,372
Come on. Come on.

1139
01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:21,350
Hello.

1140
01:15:27,148 --> 01:15:29,025
Oh, God!

1141
01:15:31,402 --> 01:15:34,238
- Folks, that's it.

1142
01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:47,668
Hello.

1143
01:15:49,045 --> 01:15:50,004
Anything?

1144
01:15:50,713 --> 01:15:52,423
We got a little dirt. Who knows?

1145
01:15:54,133 --> 01:15:56,802
- And this.
- What?

1146
01:15:56,969 --> 01:15:57,928
I don't know.

1147
01:16:00,431 --> 01:16:02,224
Feels like pieces of shell.

1148
01:16:03,434 --> 01:16:05,895
- Janice Maretto?
- Yeah, that's me.

1149
01:16:06,062 --> 01:16:08,022
- Telephone call at the desk.
- Oh, okay.

1150
01:16:11,150 --> 01:16:12,193
Hello.

1151
01:16:14,278 --> 01:16:15,029
Oh, you'll be fine.

1152
01:16:15,196 --> 01:16:15,946
What?

1153
01:16:18,991 --> 01:16:20,076
Oh.

1154
01:16:21,494 --> 01:16:22,661
That was terrific.

1155
01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:23,913
Thank you.

1156
01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:33,923
Hey, wake up.

1157
01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:36,217
We're open right now.

1158
01:16:36,383 --> 01:16:39,053
All Saturday night around the clock.

1159
01:16:40,137 --> 01:16:42,014
Was there an incident
at the restaurant?

1160
01:16:42,181 --> 01:16:43,891
Some guy come in and drink too much

1161
01:16:44,058 --> 01:16:45,935
- or said something to him?
- No.

1162
01:16:46,519 --> 01:16:50,064
Five-piece, all-wood dinettes
in Colonial, oak and white.

1163
01:16:50,231 --> 01:16:52,066
Your choice, 297.

1164
01:16:52,233 --> 01:16:56,278
Complete king bed set:
mattress, box, frame, 297.

1165
01:16:56,445 --> 01:16:59,490
- That's Tom Peterson.
- And Gloria too.

1166
01:16:59,657 --> 01:17:03,619
And that concludes
our broadcast day at WWEN.

1167
01:17:03,786 --> 01:17:06,580
Your community access station
serving Little Hope

1168
01:17:06,747 --> 01:17:08,624
and the greater Hope County area.

1169
01:17:58,299 --> 01:18:00,885
You don't have to talk to those people
if you don't want to.

1170
01:18:49,892 --> 01:18:51,685
That's what surprised me.

1171
01:18:52,394 --> 01:18:55,231
That he didn't put up much of a fight.

1172
01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:58,192
I mean,
for a guy with such a mean temper.

1173
01:19:01,153 --> 01:19:03,656
When I was standing in the hall

1174
01:19:04,531 --> 01:19:05,741
with the gun,

1175
01:19:06,742 --> 01:19:09,078
I was trying
to keep from being too nervous

1176
01:19:09,245 --> 01:19:10,996
by thinking about Mrs. Maretto

1177
01:19:11,956 --> 01:19:14,750
and how we'd be together
for the rest of our lives.

1178
01:19:15,834 --> 01:19:17,544
Let us take leave of our brother.

1179
01:19:17,711 --> 01:19:21,173
Living in California,
Florida, somewhere,

1180
01:19:22,007 --> 01:19:26,095
lying around on beaches
where everyone goes topless

1181
01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:28,264
and working on her TV show.

1182
01:19:28,430 --> 01:19:31,558
When the love of Christ,
which conquers all things,

1183
01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:34,353
destroys even death itself.

1184
01:19:35,020 --> 01:19:36,105
Amen.

1185
01:20:20,190 --> 01:20:21,275
I just knew.

1186
01:20:22,276 --> 01:20:25,446
I don't know why I knew.
I just-- I just knew.

1187
01:20:25,612 --> 01:20:29,742
It was like a light just went off
in my head, and I knew she'd--

1188
01:20:35,789 --> 01:20:37,624
I knew she just got rid of him.

1189
01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:40,085
Just got in her way.

1190
01:20:44,173 --> 01:20:45,299
Anyway, um...

1191
01:20:46,300 --> 01:20:47,384
So, um...

1192
01:20:48,344 --> 01:20:53,057
Yeah, and then I didn't see her again.
That was the last time I saw her.

1193
01:20:53,223 --> 01:20:54,808
Suzanne.

1194
01:20:54,975 --> 01:20:56,977
I'm sorry. Could we--?

1195
01:20:57,144 --> 01:20:58,687
Could we stop for a second?

1196
01:21:09,531 --> 01:21:12,117
- What do you want, Liddy?
- Just to talk.

1197
01:21:13,077 --> 01:21:16,205
Look, I'm really busy right now.
What do you want to talk about?

1198
01:21:16,789 --> 01:21:19,500
- What we're gonna do.
"We"?

1199
01:21:19,666 --> 01:21:21,460
You and me and Jimmy.

1200
01:21:21,627 --> 01:21:24,463
- I'm scared.
- There's nothing to be scared about.

1201
01:21:25,089 --> 01:21:27,841
You and I and Jimmy are gonna stay
miles away from each other.

1202
01:21:28,008 --> 01:21:30,511
- That's what we're gonna do.
- Well, he's here.

1203
01:21:30,677 --> 01:21:33,305
Here? Shit, where?

1204
01:21:33,472 --> 01:21:34,681
Across the street.

1205
01:21:37,976 --> 01:21:40,396
Jesus Christ. Get in here.

1206
01:21:40,562 --> 01:21:41,855
Get in here quick.

1207
01:21:43,315 --> 01:21:47,027
Now, you listen to me.
You tell James to stay away, all right?

1208
01:21:47,194 --> 01:21:50,364
What is the matter with you people?
Don't you watch Mystery Theater?

1209
01:21:51,740 --> 01:21:54,827
He says that he needs to see you
and that he's dying of love.

1210
01:21:56,161 --> 01:21:57,538
Tell him to call a doctor.

1211
01:21:57,704 --> 01:22:00,457
And Russell wants his money
and his CDs.

1212
01:22:00,624 --> 01:22:04,002
Oh. Really? You tell Russell
if he doesn't keep his mouth shut,

1213
01:22:04,169 --> 01:22:06,797
he's gonna be playing his CDs
in the gas chamber.

1214
01:22:06,964 --> 01:22:09,091
- Suzanne.
- What else? What do you want?

1215
01:22:09,675 --> 01:22:13,303
Just to be like before, like we were.

1216
01:22:13,887 --> 01:22:16,014
Lydia, we can't be like we were.

1217
01:22:16,181 --> 01:22:19,101
We have to forget
we ever knew each other.

1218
01:22:20,352 --> 01:22:22,062
Go on, get out of here.

1219
01:22:24,106 --> 01:22:26,817
What about the TV show
in California and everything?

1220
01:22:26,984 --> 01:22:29,194
Jesus, Liddy. Get real.

1221
01:22:30,446 --> 01:22:31,613
God.

1222
01:22:33,365 --> 01:22:36,076
What happened?
What did she say?

1223
01:22:36,243 --> 01:22:38,036
She said she didn't
want to see you anymore.

1224
01:22:38,203 --> 01:22:39,204
She said you gotta stay away.

1225
01:22:39,371 --> 01:22:41,999
- Did you tell her I love her?
- Yes, I did.

1226
01:22:42,166 --> 01:22:45,127
She said you were sick
and you needed to see a doctor.

1227
01:22:52,718 --> 01:22:54,887
Ed. Ed.

1228
01:22:56,305 --> 01:22:57,681
Hello, Suzanne.

1229
01:22:59,850 --> 01:23:00,934
- Look--
- How's it going?

1230
01:23:01,101 --> 01:23:02,311
Ed, I'm real unhappy

1231
01:23:02,478 --> 01:23:05,230
I haven't been able to give you
an exclusive on everything.

1232
01:23:05,397 --> 01:23:06,690
- Pardon?
- I mean--

1233
01:23:06,857 --> 01:23:09,693
There's all these news markets
just clamoring for attention,

1234
01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:11,737
and I have to consider
future possibilities.

1235
01:23:11,904 --> 01:23:14,865
Oh. Oh. Of course.
You know, I understand, absolutely.

1236
01:23:15,032 --> 01:23:17,284
Good. Good.
Ed, I need to collect my tapes.

1237
01:23:17,451 --> 01:23:20,204
With the publicity, I've decided
to finish my documentary--

1238
01:23:20,370 --> 01:23:21,872
There's gonna be a slight problem.

1239
01:23:22,039 --> 01:23:24,541
- Problem?
- The cops took them.

1240
01:23:25,375 --> 01:23:27,628
- What do you mean?
- They came and took them away.

1241
01:23:28,462 --> 01:23:29,630
Why would they do that?

1242
01:23:29,796 --> 01:23:33,091
- They said it was standard procedure.
- But those tapes belong to me!

1243
01:23:33,258 --> 01:23:36,720
Well, technically speaking, Suzanne,
those tapes actually belong to us.

1244
01:23:36,887 --> 01:23:39,014
I mean, to the station, until such time--

1245
01:23:40,516 --> 01:23:44,353
I'll show you the section that piqued
the cops' interest, you might say.

1246
01:23:46,063 --> 01:23:49,441
Today we're talking about
sexually transmitted diseases

1247
01:23:49,608 --> 01:23:52,027
and teenage attitudes toward them.

1248
01:23:52,194 --> 01:23:54,404
Would anyone like to start it off?

1249
01:23:54,571 --> 01:23:57,157
Uh... Personally, I'm against them.

1250
01:23:59,993 --> 01:24:01,995
Let's see if we can be more specific.

1251
01:24:02,162 --> 01:24:04,665
What do you think of
when I say the word "AIDS"?

1252
01:24:04,831 --> 01:24:06,333
- Queers.
- Perversion.

1253
01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:08,335
The old Hershey highway.

1254
01:24:09,545 --> 01:24:11,338
Settle down, children.

1255
01:24:11,505 --> 01:24:12,839
What about you, Liddy?

1256
01:24:13,006 --> 01:24:15,467
Supposing you were in a sexual
relationship with a student.

1257
01:24:15,634 --> 01:24:18,136
Would you expect that person
to wear a condom?

1258
01:24:18,303 --> 01:24:20,430
Uh... I don't know. I mean...

1259
01:24:22,015 --> 01:24:25,686
I guess it would depend on, you know,
what kind of person he was.

1260
01:24:25,852 --> 01:24:27,563
Yeah, a blind person.

1261
01:24:32,901 --> 01:24:33,902
How about you, James?

1262
01:24:34,069 --> 01:24:36,738
Are you personally concerned
about AIDS?

1263
01:24:37,906 --> 01:24:39,449
Oh, um...

1264
01:24:39,616 --> 01:24:42,286
Well, in my present situation--

1265
01:24:42,452 --> 01:24:45,872
Well, in the relationship I got going,

1266
01:24:46,039 --> 01:24:48,834
I don't worry about that type of thing.

1267
01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:50,627
She's not that kind of person.

1268
01:24:50,794 --> 01:24:53,797
She's very clean.

1269
01:25:05,726 --> 01:25:08,395
That's the piece Geraldo used
with some minor editing.

1270
01:25:08,562 --> 01:25:11,690
And it was on First Edition
and American Justice.

1271
01:25:11,857 --> 01:25:15,068
We made a few bucks on this one,
and got a nice credit.

1272
01:25:15,902 --> 01:25:18,405
...in the Holy Spirit,
I want you to bow down.

1273
01:25:18,572 --> 01:25:19,990
Arms straight up.

1274
01:25:20,157 --> 01:25:23,410
Thank you, Jesus.
Thank you for my life.

1275
01:25:23,577 --> 01:25:28,540
Think a little bit about your life.
Think about what you can part with.

1276
01:25:28,707 --> 01:25:31,752
A dollar? Ten dollars?
A hundred dollars?

1277
01:25:31,918 --> 01:25:34,838
How important is Jesus in your life?

1278
01:26:22,719 --> 01:26:24,346
As you can imagine...

1279
01:26:26,264 --> 01:26:28,975
I was shocked beyond comprehension.

1280
01:26:30,602 --> 01:26:34,147
I mean, to think that these
disadvantaged youngsters

1281
01:26:34,314 --> 01:26:37,693
who I had taken under my wing
and spent my time with

1282
01:26:37,859 --> 01:26:40,278
and who would only stand
to ultimately benefit

1283
01:26:40,445 --> 01:26:42,239
from my media savvy.

1284
01:26:43,699 --> 01:26:47,661
To think that they might be
responsible for this heinous crime?

1285
01:26:48,954 --> 01:26:51,790
It simply boggles one with disbelief.

1286
01:26:55,627 --> 01:26:57,045
Of course, I realized,

1287
01:26:57,212 --> 01:26:59,172
and I hope this doesn't sound callous,

1288
01:26:59,339 --> 01:27:03,009
that the upside to all this,
assuming justice prevailed,

1289
01:27:03,176 --> 01:27:07,055
is that I would have in my documentary
an extremely marketable commodity.

1290
01:27:07,222 --> 01:27:09,725
Something that even PBS
would take an interest in.

1291
01:27:09,891 --> 01:27:11,643
Which would mean a smaller audience

1292
01:27:11,810 --> 01:27:14,020
but a much larger prestige factor.

1293
01:27:14,187 --> 01:27:17,315
- Want to tell us about it?
- I got nothing to tell.

1294
01:27:17,482 --> 01:27:20,610
- Your friend Russell told us plenty.
- Like what?

1295
01:27:20,777 --> 01:27:22,863
He said your dick
was bigger than your brain.

1296
01:27:24,072 --> 01:27:26,616
Oh, yeah? He really said that?

1297
01:27:26,783 --> 01:27:29,327
I don't think
he meant it as a compliment.

1298
01:27:29,494 --> 01:27:30,912
Fucking amateurs.

1299
01:27:31,997 --> 01:27:35,709
- Who?
- Listen, as career criminals,

1300
01:27:35,876 --> 01:27:37,711
you guys flunk out of kindergarten.

1301
01:27:38,628 --> 01:27:39,921
Your prints are on the gun.

1302
01:27:40,922 --> 01:27:43,925
Your pal left a trail of clam shells
all over the murder scene.

1303
01:27:44,092 --> 01:27:46,553
You boys did everything
but leave a business card.

1304
01:27:46,720 --> 01:27:49,431
Larry Maretto's blood
is all over those shoes you wore.

1305
01:27:49,598 --> 01:27:52,267
- Yeah.
- And pieces of Larry's brains.

1306
01:27:55,145 --> 01:27:57,647
He-- He used to beat her up all the time.

1307
01:27:57,814 --> 01:27:58,565
Uh-huh.

1308
01:27:58,732 --> 01:28:01,860
- He said he was gonna kill her.
- I'm sure he did.

1309
01:28:02,861 --> 01:28:04,821
We were going to California because

1310
01:28:05,739 --> 01:28:09,326
she said I had real potential in TV
because of my voice.

1311
01:28:09,493 --> 01:28:12,162
- Doing what with your voice?
- Sports.

1312
01:28:12,329 --> 01:28:14,581
Like being a sports announcer.

1313
01:28:14,748 --> 01:28:16,958
So when did you start banging her?

1314
01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:19,461
- It wasn't like that.
- What was it like?

1315
01:28:23,632 --> 01:28:24,883
It was just--

1316
01:28:26,176 --> 01:28:28,011
We were--

1317
01:28:29,012 --> 01:28:30,597
You were what?

1318
01:28:30,764 --> 01:28:31,973
In love.

1319
01:28:38,730 --> 01:28:40,190
We were in love.

1320
01:28:42,567 --> 01:28:46,154
How many times? How many times
did you do it, you and Mrs. Maretto?

1321
01:28:49,241 --> 01:28:50,575
I don't know.

1322
01:28:52,077 --> 01:28:54,412
- Lots, I guess.
- Where?

1323
01:28:54,579 --> 01:28:57,541
In her bed?
In her and her dead husband's bed?

1324
01:28:59,125 --> 01:29:01,127
Yeah, sometimes.

1325
01:29:01,294 --> 01:29:02,420
Where else?

1326
01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:07,717
In her car.

1327
01:29:08,927 --> 01:29:11,179
- In her car?
- Yeah.

1328
01:29:12,013 --> 01:29:13,557
And once at school.

1329
01:29:13,723 --> 01:29:15,892
Jesus Christ. At school, huh?

1330
01:29:16,518 --> 01:29:19,312
Yeah. In the back of the gym.

1331
01:29:20,063 --> 01:29:26,069
And once, late at night at the station
where she does her weather reports.

1332
01:29:27,654 --> 01:29:31,074
And twice at the motel on Piedmont.

1333
01:29:32,033 --> 01:29:34,578
Oh, and the back of Russell's truck.

1334
01:29:35,954 --> 01:29:40,208
And the movie theater on Hayworth.

1335
01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:42,919
Oh, a couple times
at her parents' house

1336
01:29:43,086 --> 01:29:45,714
when they were away
on some vacation or something.

1337
01:29:47,340 --> 01:29:48,758
And...

1338
01:29:50,468 --> 01:29:53,972
Also in the field
behind the gas station.

1339
01:29:54,973 --> 01:29:56,600
But, uh...

1340
01:29:57,309 --> 01:30:00,770
Probably where you get
your doughnuts and coffee and stuff.

1341
01:30:00,937 --> 01:30:03,023
It's close.

1342
01:30:05,150 --> 01:30:06,526
Suzanne?

1343
01:30:23,460 --> 01:30:25,086
Hi, Liddy.

1344
01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:29,299
Is it my imagination,
or is that diet working, huh?

1345
01:30:29,466 --> 01:30:31,968
You lost a few pounds in there?

1346
01:30:33,386 --> 01:30:36,556
I don't know.
I haven't been eating much lately.

1347
01:30:37,766 --> 01:30:39,893
What's this
about talking to the police?

1348
01:30:40,810 --> 01:30:45,148
I just figured that Russell
would tell them everything, so--

1349
01:30:45,732 --> 01:30:48,944
Look. No one's gonna believe
anything Russell or Jimmy say.

1350
01:30:49,110 --> 01:30:50,528
They're just a couple of punks.

1351
01:30:50,695 --> 01:30:53,823
They wouldn't be in this deep shit
if they kept their mouths shut.

1352
01:30:53,990 --> 01:30:56,201
There's no evidence that we're involved.

1353
01:30:56,368 --> 01:30:57,744
I wasn't anywhere near the house.

1354
01:30:58,328 --> 01:31:01,665
And if they did find out anything, you
know who'd be in trouble, don't you?

1355
01:31:02,499 --> 01:31:04,501
- You would.
- What do you mean?

1356
01:31:04,668 --> 01:31:08,755
If you hadn't gotten your mother's gun,
Larry would still be alive, wouldn't he?

1357
01:31:08,922 --> 01:31:12,550
- But you asked me to.
- No, I didn't.

1358
01:31:12,717 --> 01:31:16,554
No. Jimmy did.
Don't you remember that?

1359
01:31:16,721 --> 01:31:19,641
But you asked Jimmy,
and you told Russell that you'd pay.

1360
01:31:19,808 --> 01:31:21,309
No, I don't think so.

1361
01:31:22,394 --> 01:31:24,312
Now, you listen to me.

1362
01:31:24,479 --> 01:31:27,941
I never gave Russell any money.
Do you understand?

1363
01:31:28,108 --> 01:31:31,194
The way I remember, it was your plan
all along. You and Jimmy.

1364
01:31:31,361 --> 01:31:35,073
You had this fixation about me,
and you were getting a kick out of it,

1365
01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:37,617
like people with your
sexual problems tend to do.

1366
01:31:37,784 --> 01:31:40,370
Russell went along with you
because Russell is basically

1367
01:31:40,537 --> 01:31:42,622
an evil little fucking scumbag,

1368
01:31:42,789 --> 01:31:45,458
who, I'll bet, you were having
some kind of sex with

1369
01:31:45,625 --> 01:31:47,419
in spite of your lesbian tendencies.

1370
01:31:47,585 --> 01:31:49,921
- Wait a minute!
- Wait for what?

1371
01:31:50,088 --> 01:31:52,215
I thought we were friends.

1372
01:31:57,262 --> 01:31:58,763
Well, okay, then.

1373
01:31:59,389 --> 01:32:00,515
Hm?

1374
01:32:00,682 --> 01:32:02,350
Can you take some advice
from a friend?

1375
01:32:03,560 --> 01:32:05,395
You keep your fucking mouth shut.

1376
01:32:07,022 --> 01:32:09,983
It's their word against mine.
Who are they?

1377
01:32:10,150 --> 01:32:12,736
A bunch of 16-year-old losers
who grew up in trailers,

1378
01:32:12,902 --> 01:32:16,406
whose parents sit around drinking
and screwing their cousins.

1379
01:32:18,033 --> 01:32:20,243
I'm a professional person, for chrissake.

1380
01:32:20,869 --> 01:32:22,370
I come from a good home.

1381
01:32:23,413 --> 01:32:25,331
Who do you think a jury would believe?

1382
01:32:35,383 --> 01:32:38,511
Thank God we still have
legal procedures in this country.

1383
01:32:38,678 --> 01:32:41,848
The court has wisely ruled this is
a clear case of police entrapment.

1384
01:32:42,015 --> 01:32:45,602
The tapes were found to be
inadmissible evidence in the courtroom.

1385
01:32:49,773 --> 01:32:53,109
My client was granted bail
in the amount of $200,000,

1386
01:32:53,276 --> 01:32:56,404
which was steep, but at least
she will be able to assist us

1387
01:32:56,571 --> 01:32:58,531
in the preparation of her defense.

1388
01:33:03,244 --> 01:33:06,873
Do you have a statement?
You have something you'd like to say?

1389
01:33:07,040 --> 01:33:09,375
Suzanne.
Suzanne, please say something.

1390
01:33:09,542 --> 01:33:11,044
I just wanna say--

1391
01:33:13,546 --> 01:33:15,590
It's nice to live in a country

1392
01:33:16,174 --> 01:33:18,802
where life, liberty...

1393
01:33:20,220 --> 01:33:22,555
and all the rest of it
still stand for something.

1394
01:33:22,722 --> 01:33:24,099
- Thank you.

1395
01:33:24,265 --> 01:33:25,391
What are you gonna do now?

1396
01:33:25,558 --> 01:33:29,270
I'm gonna go home and walk my dog.
Thank you.

1397
01:33:29,437 --> 01:33:31,272
How are you gonna address the questions?

1398
01:33:31,439 --> 01:33:33,274
Will you take the stand in your defense?

1399
01:33:33,441 --> 01:33:36,111
Suzanne, did you get those kids
to kill your husband?

1400
01:33:36,861 --> 01:33:38,655
I loved Larry Maretto...

1401
01:33:39,989 --> 01:33:42,242
with all my heart.

1402
01:33:43,451 --> 01:33:45,120
But the fact is...

1403
01:33:48,164 --> 01:33:52,001
my husband had
a serious cocaine problem.

1404
01:33:53,128 --> 01:33:54,003
There.

1405
01:33:54,712 --> 01:33:55,839
I've said it.

1406
01:33:56,756 --> 01:33:57,882
I finally said it.

1407
01:33:58,049 --> 01:34:00,885
I believe that while
I was making my documentary

1408
01:34:01,052 --> 01:34:02,554
"Teens Speak Out,"

1409
01:34:04,055 --> 01:34:05,932
James and Russell became acquainted

1410
01:34:06,099 --> 01:34:08,518
with my husband without me knowing

1411
01:34:08,685 --> 01:34:11,104
and got him addicted to drugs

1412
01:34:11,271 --> 01:34:13,731
and became his main supplier.

1413
01:34:13,898 --> 01:34:17,235
And when he tried to break free of them,

1414
01:34:17,402 --> 01:34:18,903
or maybe when he told them

1415
01:34:19,070 --> 01:34:21,906
that he was thinking
of turning them in to the law...

1416
01:34:24,951 --> 01:34:26,369
they killed him.

1417
01:34:27,787 --> 01:34:30,790
I had no intention
of revealing this dark side

1418
01:34:30,957 --> 01:34:32,959
of my late husband's character...

1419
01:34:34,210 --> 01:34:37,630
because I wanted to spare
his parents the pain.

1420
01:34:39,090 --> 01:34:41,301
But I just don't have a choice anymore.

1421
01:34:41,885 --> 01:34:44,304
I have to defend myself with the truth.

1422
01:34:46,764 --> 01:34:48,600
There were times when--

1423
01:35:02,197 --> 01:35:06,284
And I know someday, when my fight is over,

1424
01:35:07,118 --> 01:35:09,746
I will be joining my husband

1425
01:35:09,913 --> 01:35:14,167
in the heaven that
he so fervently believed in.

1426
01:35:14,334 --> 01:35:16,085
And that was the last time that we--

1427
01:35:16,669 --> 01:35:18,296
The last time we saw her.

1428
01:35:18,463 --> 01:35:19,756
And that...

1429
01:35:20,548 --> 01:35:22,926
That pretty well brings us up to date.

1430
01:35:23,092 --> 01:35:24,385
Until your phone call,

1431
01:35:24,552 --> 01:35:26,846
which I must say
wasn't entirely unexpected,

1432
01:35:27,013 --> 01:35:30,558
since in the last few days a number
of interesting offers for my story

1433
01:35:30,725 --> 01:35:33,186
have been literally pouring in
from the networks

1434
01:35:33,353 --> 01:35:35,605
and some major movie studios.

1435
01:35:36,648 --> 01:35:40,193
I totally understand why we'll be
keeping this meeting confidential

1436
01:35:40,360 --> 01:35:44,906
until such time as we may come
to a mutually beneficial agreement.

1437
01:35:45,073 --> 01:35:46,574
And I have to admit

1438
01:35:47,575 --> 01:35:49,535
that I really do enjoy

1439
01:35:49,702 --> 01:35:54,624
this spy-story aspect of our first
rendezvous, if I may call it that.

1440
01:35:54,791 --> 01:35:57,168
Because I think that being
a good investigative reporter

1441
01:35:57,335 --> 01:36:00,755
is very much
like being a kind of secret agent.

1442
01:36:01,714 --> 01:36:03,675
I hope you enjoy viewing this document,

1443
01:36:03,841 --> 01:36:06,219
which I believe could serve
as the first draft

1444
01:36:06,386 --> 01:36:09,806
that you Hollywood people
are so richly rewarded for.

1445
01:36:10,390 --> 01:36:14,352
Well, I guess that's a wrap.

1446
01:36:34,664 --> 01:36:35,915
Come on, Walter.

1447
01:37:05,737 --> 01:37:07,739
- Suzanne?
- Yes.

1448
01:37:07,905 --> 01:37:10,533
Finally. The famous Suzanne Maretto.

1449
01:37:10,700 --> 01:37:13,286
- Oh.
- How nice to meet you.

1450
01:37:14,954 --> 01:37:16,164
Ow.

1451
01:37:16,331 --> 01:37:18,249
Did you come all the way
from Hollywood?

1452
01:37:18,416 --> 01:37:20,710
I came a long distance to see you.

1453
01:37:22,128 --> 01:37:23,504
Who's this?

1454
01:37:23,671 --> 01:37:25,673
Oh.

1455
01:37:25,840 --> 01:37:27,175
This is Walter.

1456
01:37:27,342 --> 01:37:29,510
Walter. Hi, Walter.

1457
01:37:32,597 --> 01:37:35,683
I don't know why,
but I thought that you'd be older

1458
01:37:36,267 --> 01:37:38,394
running a big studio and everything.

1459
01:37:39,354 --> 01:37:40,646
Well, I am older.

1460
01:37:41,814 --> 01:37:43,399
- Oh.

1461
01:37:43,566 --> 01:37:45,860
Come on out.
I want to show you something.

1462
01:37:46,778 --> 01:37:48,780
Okay.

1463
01:37:50,114 --> 01:37:51,616
You know, I brought my tape.

1464
01:37:52,241 --> 01:37:54,827
Let's go. Let's go for a walk.
Come on.

1465
01:38:00,666 --> 01:38:01,626
Whoa.

1466
01:38:02,794 --> 01:38:04,295
Where are we going?

1467
01:38:04,462 --> 01:38:05,421
To show you.

1468
01:38:06,547 --> 01:38:07,590
What?

1469
01:38:08,132 --> 01:38:09,175
Whoa.

1470
01:38:11,219 --> 01:38:14,180
It has to do with your story.
It is so funny.

1471
01:38:15,056 --> 01:38:17,642
- I don't see why we have to go here.
- Yeah.

1472
01:38:46,504 --> 01:38:48,548
- And this is for you.
- Thank you very much.

1473
01:38:48,714 --> 01:38:51,342
- You're welcome.
- It looks good. Thanks, Mrs. Maretto.

1474
01:38:53,636 --> 01:38:54,637
Maretto's.

1475
01:39:04,689 --> 01:39:06,023
I understand.

1476
01:39:08,151 --> 01:39:09,068
Thank you.

1477
01:39:43,769 --> 01:39:47,273
I'll be here every day for life.

1478
01:39:47,440 --> 01:39:51,611
Plus thirty years, if I live that long.

1479
01:39:55,907 --> 01:40:00,119
Russell copped a plea
and got only 16 years.

1480
01:40:00,703 --> 01:40:02,163
I miss him.

1481
01:40:02,330 --> 01:40:03,498
He was my friend.

1482
01:40:04,499 --> 01:40:06,417
And Lydia too. She was okay.

1483
01:40:07,752 --> 01:40:09,253
Mostly Mrs. Maretto.

1484
01:40:11,589 --> 01:40:13,049
And the weird thing is

1485
01:40:13,883 --> 01:40:18,054
now it's hard for me to even
remember what she looked like.

1486
01:40:18,763 --> 01:40:19,847
You know?

1487
01:40:21,307 --> 01:40:23,017
Except when I dream about her,

1488
01:40:24,435 --> 01:40:25,853
which I do every night.

1489
01:40:28,105 --> 01:40:29,982
I dream I'm at a baseball game,

1490
01:40:31,150 --> 01:40:33,444
and I'm way up
in the broadcasting booth.

1491
01:40:35,154 --> 01:40:37,281
And I'm calling all the plays.

1492
01:40:39,492 --> 01:40:41,410
And she's sitting right next to me...

1493
01:40:42,453 --> 01:40:45,957
with her hand on my leg, feeling me up.

1494
01:40:49,001 --> 01:40:51,128
I can hardly wait
to get to sleep at night.

1495
01:40:53,297 --> 01:40:56,259
Suzanne used to say that you're
not really anybody in America

1496
01:40:56,425 --> 01:40:57,969
unless you're on TV.

1497
01:40:58,803 --> 01:41:01,472
Because what's the point
of doing anything worthwhile

1498
01:41:01,639 --> 01:41:04,100
if there's nobody watching?

1499
01:41:05,309 --> 01:41:08,854
So when people are watching,
it makes you a better person.

1500
01:41:10,273 --> 01:41:13,568
So if everybody was on TV all the time,

1501
01:41:13,734 --> 01:41:15,695
everybody would be better people.

1502
01:41:16,654 --> 01:41:20,408
But if everybody was on TV all the time,

1503
01:41:20,575 --> 01:41:22,618
there wouldn't be anybody left to watch.

1504
01:41:22,785 --> 01:41:24,662
That's where I get confused.

1505
01:41:24,829 --> 01:41:27,707
Anyhow, they're flying me
to go on Oprah next weekend.

1506
01:41:27,873 --> 01:41:29,750
I hope she's gonna give me
some diet tips.

1507
01:41:30,751 --> 01:41:32,753
And Phil Donahue called too.

1508
01:41:33,462 --> 01:41:35,965
To tell you the truth,
I'm kind of nervous about that one

1509
01:41:36,132 --> 01:41:39,343
because I honestly can't follow
what he's saying most of the time.

1510
01:41:39,969 --> 01:41:43,306
There's some others too
that I can't really remember offhand.

1511
01:41:44,265 --> 01:41:48,352
It's really something when you think
that I'm the one who's gonna be famous.

1512
01:41:49,020 --> 01:41:50,730
Suzanne would die if she knew.

1513
01:41:54,400 --> 01:41:55,651
End sticks.