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<i>[MALE NARRATOR]
Since before recorded time</i>

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<i>it had swung through the universe
in an elliptical orbit so large</i>

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<i>that its very existence remained
a secret of time and space.</i>

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<i>But now, in the last few years
of the 20th century,</i>

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<i>the visitor was returning.</i>

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<i>The citizens of Earth would get
an extra Christmas present this year,</i>

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<i>as their planet orbited
through the tail of the comet.</i>

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<i>Scientists predicted a light show
of stellar proportions,</i>

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<i>something not seen on Earth
for 65 million years.</i>

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<i>Indeed, not since the time
that the dinosaurs disappeared,</i>

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<i>virtually overnight.</i>

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<i>There were a few who saw this
as more than just a coincidence.</i>

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<i>But most didn't.</i>

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I'm showing you
the top of the line here.

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This is the best we have.
This is $9.50.

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- $9.50?
- But wait a minute.

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This is $8.00, okay?
This is $7.50.

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This lady over here,
she's wearing the $7.50.

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- Yeah, I like it.
- Let me tell you about this thing.

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Blow on it there.

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See?
See how nice that is?

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Isn't that great?

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I know you got $9.50.

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- Will it work?
- Oh, yeah.

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I know it will.

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This spring, look at it.

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Isn't that nice.

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And the other side.
Look at it.

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Isn't that great?
$9.50.

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<i>[SALESMAN]
Enjoy the movie.</i>

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Excuse me,
where's the men's room?

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- One minute.
- Do you work here or not?

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Hey, Regina.

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Regina, give that thing
a rest, will ya?

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In a minute, Mel.

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<i>Look, I don't pay you to do
that kind of stuff around here.</i>

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<i>Regina, I want you
to clean everything up</i>

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<i>so we can get out of here
in time to watch the comet.</i>

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Everything's cleaned up.

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Damn!

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I want you to take this flashlight
and walk the house.

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Aw, Mel,
they throw things at me.

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Who cares?

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Walk the house.

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Have you ever been hit
with Dots, Mel?

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Milk Duds?
Those things hurt.

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I-- I don--

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Oh, how are you, sir?

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The refreshments
are right over there.

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Thank you.
Thank you.

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I don't want those weirdos cutting up
the seats, you understand?

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Okay, okay, okay.

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Replacing Reg in third place

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is Reg, third place.

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[BEEPING]

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Wait a minute.

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<i>Somebody named DMK
in sixth place.</i>

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<i>When did this happen?</i>

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<i>[MEL]
Look, don't be an overachiever,</i>

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you'll fit in better
with your age group, okay?

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This is really annoying.

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<i>Regina, Regina,
look this way.</i>

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<i>Regina!
Look at me!</i>

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Read my lips.

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<i>Flashlight.</i>

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Walk house now, hm?

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Okay, Mel.

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Let me take this for you.

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Uh, uh, that, that's great,
they go to profits.

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And listen, stay out
of the projection booth.

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And stay away from Dupree!

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I'm gonna fire that guy
some day.

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He's been doing to me what
he's been doing to her in the booth.

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<i>[SCREAMING IN MOVIE]
[FEMALE] David, that was a scream.</i>

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<i>[MALE] You're right,
I'm gonna check it out.</i>

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<i>You stay here.</i>

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<i>[MALE #2] I'm talkin'
about a mint condition print</i>

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of It Came from Outer Space.

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In 3D, man.

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Yeah, right,
Tres Dimensiones.

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Look, you know as well as I do,
you got film freaks

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who'd go down on you
for a bootleg print of that.

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Oh, a hundred bucks?

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Hundred bucks, right.

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[KNOCKS PHONE] Something wrong
with the phone here

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or did I hear you say
a hundred dollars?

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Look, a hundred dollars
isn't going to get it this time.

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Because I'm gonna have
to spend the night in here

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waiting for you
to bring the print back.

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Think I'm gonna miss this comet thing
for a lousy hundred dollars?

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<i>[YELLING IN MOVIE SOUNDTRACK]</i>

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Okay, $110's
a little better, yeah.

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Hey, Reggie, here's the deal.

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You leave,
I let you in the back door.

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Okay, I leave, you let me back in.
Mel thinks everybody's gone.

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Larry, do you know anybody
named DMK?

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No, ow!

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No, you gotta have the print back
by 6:00 in the morning.

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You know, if we spend the night
in here, we're gonna miss the comet.

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It's not like you can't see it
on television, you know.

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All right, hey,
get your guy here in an hour.

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Yeah, well, maybe I want
to see it for real, okay?

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Hey, television's real.
Television's very real.

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<i>So, what do you say?
I'll give you $15.</i>

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Are you kidding?

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We spend the night in here
and we end up making it.

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And you give me 15 bucks?

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Do you know what
that makes me look like?

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Reggie, I'm not giving you 15 bucks
for making it with me.

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Okay, well, just so we have
that straight, okay?

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Yeah, for sure.

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I mean, you'd be worth
a lot more than 15 bucks.

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<i>Everybody knows that.</i>

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<i>The first earthlings to see the effects
will be in Newfundland.</i>

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<i>Or Newfoundland.</i>

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<i>This is expected
to begin at-- at 2:04.</i>

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- That's Pacific Standard Time.
- [MALE] Hey, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy.

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<i>Uh, interesting, uh, sidebar
to this story is the fact that</i>

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<i>all telecommunications
seem to be out</i>

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<i>in that part of the world.</i>

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<i>Uh, this could have--
[PHONE RINGING]</i>

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Hello.

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Samantha, you sound pissed.

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I just had it out with Doris
once and for all again.

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She wants me to like,
haul chips and dips around

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for her little comet party.

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Yeah, well, speaking of Doris,
look, I need your help.

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Tell her that, uh, you know
all about this field trip

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that I'm gonna take, okay,
with my science class?

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We're gonna go to the observatory
to watch the comet.

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She won't go for it.

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<i>She'll go for it.
Just tell her, okay?</i>

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Okay.

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[SIGHS]

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Doris.

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Reggie's on the phone.

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She's not having car trouble?

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She's gonna be out all night

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with her science class
at the observatory.

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I know all about it.

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[NO AUDIBLE DIALOG]

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<i>[MALE IN MOVIE]
We gotta get outta here.</i>

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Yeah, hi, Doris.

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<i>What's this about a science
class, Regina?</i>

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Well, you want me to do better
in science, don't you?

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I want you home in five minutes
after you finish work.

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If you want to watch the comet,
you can do it here.

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Look, Doris, like, I'm 18, okay?

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And I can watch the comet
wherever I want to watch the comet.

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Here, Samantha.

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You and your sister share
a lot of secrets.

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I want you to share
this one with her.

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<i>If it were up to me,
I couldn't care less what she did.</i>

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But if your father
makes it back home

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without some Sandinista
blowing his brains out,

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<i>he's gonna hold me responsible</i>

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<i>for any kind of trouble
you two girls get into.</i>

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What we have here is
a chain of command.

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The Major jumps on me,
I jump on you.

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Did you get that?

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Okay.

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Now, are you going
to join the party?

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Join the party for what, Doris?

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So I can watch Chuck
from across the street

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stick his hands
down your pants?

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I think that's something
Daddy should know.

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00:09:01,002 --> 00:09:02,914
Chuck's a nice guy.

168
00:09:02,919 --> 00:09:06,252
He's certainly nice to be with
while Daddy's down in Banana Land.

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You were born with an asshole, Doris,
you don't need Chuck.

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<i>Looks like a-- a-- a real nice crowd
we have out here tonight.</i>

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Sarah, Chucky.

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Hey, where have you been?
You're gonna miss everything.

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- It's gonna start.
- Oh, kids.

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I'll never marry
another man with kids.

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In 1910,
Halley's Comet returned.

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Everybody thought
they were going to die then.

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<i>[EXPLOSION]</i>

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What was that?

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Look!

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00:10:03,008 --> 00:10:05,250
You want to know
what bugs me about all this?

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00:10:05,259 --> 00:10:06,421
What?

182
00:10:07,801 --> 00:10:11,668
Well, I'm always afraid someone's
gonna see us, you know?

183
00:10:11,676 --> 00:10:12,758
See us how?

184
00:10:12,759 --> 00:10:15,217
There's no windows.
They can't see through walls.

185
00:10:16,385 --> 00:10:18,251
Well, Superman
can see through walls.

186
00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:21,338
Not these walls,
they're made out of steel.

187
00:10:21,343 --> 00:10:22,801
Used to be a fire law.

188
00:10:23,635 --> 00:10:24,673
Uh!

189
00:10:24,678 --> 00:10:27,636
Superman can see through steel.

190
00:10:27,636 --> 00:10:30,844
Nope, it's the one thing
he cannot see through.

191
00:10:30,844 --> 00:10:32,835
That's lead, you nerd.

192
00:10:33,554 --> 00:10:35,637
- Lead?
- Yeah.

193
00:10:35,637 --> 00:10:38,469
I mean, Superman can see through steel
like it wasn't there even.

194
00:10:38,470 --> 00:10:39,586
Huh.

195
00:10:40,762 --> 00:10:41,799
Larry!

196
00:10:41,804 --> 00:10:43,387
<i>[MALE DJ] Well, I guess I'm the only
one who's not outside</i>

197
00:10:43,388 --> 00:10:44,504
<i>watching the meteor shower.</i>

198
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:45,674
<i>I just might put
the radio station</i>

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00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,591
<i>on autopilot
and sneak out myself.</i>

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00:10:47,595 --> 00:10:50,259
[EXPLOSIONS]

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00:10:54,389 --> 00:10:57,426
[MIXED VOICES]

202
00:11:47,143 --> 00:11:51,509
<i>[CHRISTMAS SONG PLAYING]</i>

203
00:11:54,686 --> 00:11:56,643
[BUZZING]

204
00:11:57,602 --> 00:11:59,434
[TICKING]

205
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:14,805
[BELL RINGING]

206
00:12:21,063 --> 00:12:22,804
[TICKING]

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00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:25,897
<i>[MALE ON RADIO]
This is the big K in Los Angeles.</i>

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00:13:25,902 --> 00:13:27,893
<i>A great looking morning
in Southern California.</i>

209
00:13:27,902 --> 00:13:31,485
<i>Fifty thousand watts of coiled steel
and passion FM in the AM.</i>

210
00:13:31,486 --> 00:13:32,978
<i>It's wake up time
in the city of angels.</i>

211
00:13:33,195 --> 00:13:35,186
<i>And I'm Steve LaBeau.</i>

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00:13:35,195 --> 00:13:36,652
<i>[KNOCK]
[MALE] God damn it!</i>

213
00:13:37,237 --> 00:13:38,899
What? What?

214
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:42,399
I've been waiting by that door
for the last 30 minutes

215
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:44,146
and that pinhead hasn't brought
the film back yet!

216
00:13:44,154 --> 00:13:45,770
Oh, give the guy a break.

217
00:13:45,779 --> 00:13:47,987
I mean, people are late
sometimes.

218
00:13:48,947 --> 00:13:51,404
No, something's wrong.

219
00:13:51,405 --> 00:13:54,068
If he screwed that film up,
we could all be in a lot of trouble.

220
00:13:54,072 --> 00:13:56,564
<i>[RADIO PLAYING POP]</i>

221
00:13:56,573 --> 00:13:58,360
I'm gonna go over there
on the bike.

222
00:13:58,364 --> 00:14:00,776
Aw, jeez, don't I get
an Egg McMuffin or anything?

223
00:14:01,614 --> 00:14:02,651
You could do me a favor.

224
00:14:03,115 --> 00:14:04,606
I did you a favor last night.

225
00:14:04,614 --> 00:14:05,947
That guy calls,

226
00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:09,107
you tell him
I'm on my way over

227
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,857
and I'm very, very, very,
very pissed!

228
00:14:11,574 --> 00:14:13,531
Hey what about my 15 bucks?

229
00:14:13,532 --> 00:14:15,194
Tell him you're pissed too.

230
00:14:22,575 --> 00:14:25,238
[MUMBLES]

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00:14:25,242 --> 00:14:27,404
<i>[MUSIC CONTINUES]</i>

232
00:14:35,243 --> 00:14:36,859
DMK.

233
00:14:41,910 --> 00:14:44,947
You trust people you get
screwed over every God damn time.

234
00:14:47,952 --> 00:14:50,036
- [GROANING]
- Oh, is that you?

235
00:14:50,036 --> 00:14:51,618
Yeah, it's about friggin time.

236
00:14:58,662 --> 00:14:59,823
Uh!

237
00:15:18,788 --> 00:15:20,121
Yeah!

238
00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:25,788
<i>[BEEPING]</i>

239
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,993
End of you, DMK.

240
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,830
You're history.

241
00:16:36,754 --> 00:16:39,245
God, bad smog.

242
00:16:39,254 --> 00:16:40,621
[DOOR CLUNKS]

243
00:16:40,629 --> 00:16:41,962
Shit!

244
00:16:43,171 --> 00:16:44,787
Shit.

245
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,713
Oh, damn it!

246
00:16:49,131 --> 00:16:50,417
Just great!

247
00:16:52,797 --> 00:16:53,788
Uh!

248
00:16:54,339 --> 00:16:56,046
Places closed everywhere.

249
00:17:00,339 --> 00:17:02,377
I hate days that
start like this!

250
00:17:02,382 --> 00:17:04,919
[BREATHES HEAVILY]

251
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,332
[PUNCHES DUMPSTER]

252
00:17:11,716 --> 00:17:13,549
Okay.

253
00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:16,633
Oh, damn it, damn it!

254
00:17:16,633 --> 00:17:18,295
[SIGHS]

255
00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:31,338
Uh, gross.

256
00:17:38,218 --> 00:17:39,380
<i>Larry?</i>

257
00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:52,385
<i>[CRACKING]</i>

258
00:18:14,055 --> 00:18:15,512
<i>[SNAPPING]</i>

259
00:18:18,346 --> 00:18:19,930
[GROWLS]

260
00:18:22,931 --> 00:18:25,513
Whoa, what is this,
trick or treat?

261
00:18:26,222 --> 00:18:27,555
Come here!

262
00:18:27,556 --> 00:18:28,673
What?

263
00:18:29,681 --> 00:18:31,513
Come here!

264
00:18:31,514 --> 00:18:33,006
Come here, your ass.

265
00:18:37,682 --> 00:18:40,640
Uh, look, I don't know
what your scene is,

266
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,757
but don't do
anything stupid, okay?

267
00:18:46,182 --> 00:18:47,924
No, no, you don't seem
to understand.

268
00:18:47,933 --> 00:18:49,720
<i>I've been trained
to take care of myself.</i>

269
00:18:49,725 --> 00:18:51,512
You know what I'm saying?

270
00:18:51,516 --> 00:18:52,929
I don't want to hurt you.

271
00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:57,637
Oh, shit.

272
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,639
- No, let go!
- [GROANS]

273
00:19:09,227 --> 00:19:10,968
Let go of me!

274
00:19:11,727 --> 00:19:12,969
No!

275
00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:24,969
Come on, come on, come on!

276
00:19:40,063 --> 00:19:42,396
<i>[MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING]</i>

277
00:20:19,483 --> 00:20:21,894
<i>[CHRISTMAS SONG PLAYING]</i>

278
00:21:48,783 --> 00:21:51,150
<i>[STATIC NOISE]</i>

279
00:21:54,701 --> 00:21:57,408
<i>[MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING]</i>

280
00:22:01,993 --> 00:22:04,280
<i>[TICKING]</i>

281
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:17,702
Samantha?

282
00:22:19,828 --> 00:22:20,990
Doris?

283
00:23:02,290 --> 00:23:03,657
- Samantha?
- What?

284
00:23:03,665 --> 00:23:04,827
[SCREAMING]

285
00:23:05,707 --> 00:23:08,415
God, what are trying to do,
give me a heart attack?

286
00:23:08,416 --> 00:23:09,999
I thought you were Doris.

287
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,491
You know she decked
me last night?

288
00:23:11,499 --> 00:23:12,911
Knocked one
of my teeth loose even.

289
00:23:12,916 --> 00:23:15,033
<i>Wait till Daddy hears
about that.</i>

290
00:23:15,042 --> 00:23:17,375
<i>You know how he's always telling me
to be careful with my mouth</i>

291
00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:20,492
on account of the dental plan
doesn't cover anything cosmetic.

292
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,287
Ooh, anyway, get this--

293
00:23:22,292 --> 00:23:25,205
I think Chuck and Doris spent
the night together last night.

294
00:23:25,209 --> 00:23:27,200
<i>Wait till Daddy hears
about that.</i>

295
00:23:27,209 --> 00:23:29,576
I mean, even if he isn't pissed off
about my mouth,

296
00:23:29,585 --> 00:23:31,417
which I can't imagine.

297
00:23:32,627 --> 00:23:34,210
What's happening?

298
00:23:34,210 --> 00:23:36,327
Oh yeah, I guess you are
a little confused.

299
00:23:36,336 --> 00:23:38,077
[CLICK]
[MUSIC PLAYING]

300
00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:39,452
God, you look terrible.

301
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:42,044
I ran away last night
after she slugged me.

302
00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:43,457
Left a note and everything.

303
00:23:43,462 --> 00:23:44,703
I didn't have
any place to go,

304
00:23:44,711 --> 00:23:47,579
so I spent the night
in a lawn storage shed.

305
00:23:47,587 --> 00:23:50,545
Pretty gross with the Synerol
and everything.

306
00:23:50,545 --> 00:23:53,161
God, look at this kitchen.

307
00:23:54,129 --> 00:23:55,870
I'm not cleaning this up.

308
00:23:56,546 --> 00:23:59,959
So anyway, since I was still here
this morning I thought,

309
00:23:59,963 --> 00:24:03,545
"Hey, I'll go to pep squad practice
and split after."

310
00:24:03,546 --> 00:24:06,504
Except for I don't know
if pep squad practice is on or not.

311
00:24:06,504 --> 00:24:07,871
I can't get anybody
on the phone.

312
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:12,714
Sammy, you can't get anybody
on the phone because everybody's gone.

313
00:24:12,714 --> 00:24:15,581
What?
Would you grab the milk please?

314
00:24:15,589 --> 00:24:16,956
I swear to God!

315
00:24:16,964 --> 00:24:18,547
[COUGHS]
You made me swallow my gum.

316
00:24:18,548 --> 00:24:21,085
There's nobody!
I mean, there's nobody!

317
00:24:22,090 --> 00:24:25,456
Oh, right, nobody.
I'm sure.

318
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:26,707
- Come here.
- Hey!

319
00:24:28,173 --> 00:24:29,666
Hey, back off!

320
00:24:29,674 --> 00:24:31,290
This sweater cost 80 bucks.

321
00:24:35,924 --> 00:24:37,086
Buffy?

322
00:24:40,008 --> 00:24:41,420
Stupid dog.

323
00:24:42,258 --> 00:24:44,375
Look.
Look at this!

324
00:24:45,759 --> 00:24:47,546
At what?

325
00:24:47,550 --> 00:24:49,463
Doris isn't at Chuck's.

326
00:24:49,468 --> 00:24:50,925
I'll show you Doris.

327
00:24:52,717 --> 00:24:54,209
Here's Doris.

328
00:24:54,217 --> 00:24:56,504
This is all that's left of her.
This and dust.

329
00:24:58,676 --> 00:24:59,792
Look.

330
00:25:00,843 --> 00:25:02,210
Here's Chuck.

331
00:25:09,260 --> 00:25:10,423
Where are the kids?

332
00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:17,470
<i>It's Saturday morning.
Where are the God damn kids?</i>

333
00:25:29,888 --> 00:25:32,380
<i>[POP MUSIC PLAYING]</i>

334
00:25:42,263 --> 00:25:43,551
They're around.

335
00:25:44,681 --> 00:25:46,422
They're not around.

336
00:25:47,723 --> 00:25:51,260
Look, if you're trying to scare me,
you're doing it, okay?

337
00:25:51,264 --> 00:25:53,426
I'm not trying to scare you.

338
00:25:53,431 --> 00:25:54,594
Then stop it.

339
00:25:54,599 --> 00:25:56,465
I'm not doing it!

340
00:25:56,474 --> 00:25:57,966
You try calling someone.

341
00:25:57,974 --> 00:26:00,260
Not just your pep squad--
anyone.

342
00:26:00,265 --> 00:26:02,222
Nobody's home!

343
00:26:02,223 --> 00:26:03,306
<i>[MALE ANNOUNCER]
Unbelievable,</i>

344
00:26:03,308 --> 00:26:05,345
<i>that's song number sixteen
on the survey this week.</i>

345
00:26:05,350 --> 00:26:08,387
<i>Don't forget, we preview
the top 20 every Friday night.</i>

346
00:26:08,391 --> 00:26:11,054
<i>A great way to start a super weekend
here in the Southland.</i>

347
00:26:11,059 --> 00:26:12,392
<i>[JINGLE]
Get down.</i>

348
00:26:14,267 --> 00:26:16,258
<i>[RADIO PLAYING POP MUSIC]</i>

349
00:26:34,019 --> 00:26:36,306
<i>[POP MUSIC PLAYING]</i>

350
00:26:36,811 --> 00:26:39,143
Are you sure this is
the radio station?

351
00:26:39,144 --> 00:26:41,807
- Yeah, just go on in.
- Well, don't push.

352
00:26:54,479 --> 00:26:56,722
Do you think whatever happened
happened everywhere?

353
00:26:56,730 --> 00:26:58,892
Like in Burbank
and places like that?

354
00:27:01,647 --> 00:27:03,980
We'll ask the DJ.
He does the news, doesn't he?

355
00:27:03,980 --> 00:27:06,721
Search me, I always change the channel
when the news comes on.

356
00:27:11,689 --> 00:27:12,976
<i>[REGINA]
There's something in here.</i>

357
00:27:19,564 --> 00:27:21,023
So, where is he?

358
00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:29,349
I mean, somebody has
to run this stuff, don't they?

359
00:27:29,358 --> 00:27:30,394
<i>[RECORDED MALE]
We Got Trouble, Not Us--</i>

360
00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:31,561
<i>that's the name of the song.</i>

361
00:27:31,566 --> 00:27:33,557
<i>And I'm Steve LaBeau
trapped inside your radio.</i>

362
00:27:33,566 --> 00:27:35,523
<i>The guy who really cares
about you.</i>

363
00:27:35,524 --> 00:27:37,482
<i>I mean, who else would sit
in this little box every day</i>

364
00:27:37,484 --> 00:27:38,690
<i>just to play music for you.</i>

365
00:27:39,733 --> 00:27:42,020
<i>Well, it? time to reach
into the old mailbag here.</i>

366
00:27:42,025 --> 00:27:44,016
<i>- I got a letter from--
- Beam me up, Scotty.</i>

367
00:27:45,108 --> 00:27:47,395
Okay, girls,
hold it right there.

368
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,983
You, the blonde,
get into the light.

369
00:27:49,859 --> 00:27:50,975
Wait.

370
00:27:51,860 --> 00:27:53,943
Why don't you just
let my sister go

371
00:27:53,943 --> 00:27:55,809
and maybe you and I can
work something out.

372
00:27:55,818 --> 00:27:57,025
- I'm not going anywhere.
- Shut up!

373
00:27:57,027 --> 00:27:59,269
You got the wrong idea.
You, into the light.

374
00:27:59,277 --> 00:28:03,314
I'll give you to five.
One, two-- no?

375
00:28:04,235 --> 00:28:06,147
All right, let's try it this way.
[COCKS GUN]

376
00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:09,440
- Five, four, three--
- Okay, okay.

377
00:28:10,654 --> 00:28:12,190
Do you get a lot
of dates this way?

378
00:28:14,236 --> 00:28:15,318
Open your eyes.

379
00:28:22,154 --> 00:28:23,487
Okay.

380
00:28:26,529 --> 00:28:28,145
Hey, I know what
you're thinkin' but--

381
00:28:28,154 --> 00:28:29,487
<i>That you're a cretin?</i>

382
00:28:30,364 --> 00:28:31,605
Sweetheart.

383
00:28:32,656 --> 00:28:35,568
You haven't seen those freaked-out
zombies runnin' around here?

384
00:28:35,572 --> 00:28:37,279
Yeah, I was jumped by one.

385
00:28:37,989 --> 00:28:39,571
Well, you got off lucky.

386
00:28:40,906 --> 00:28:42,863
Me and this girl pulled
into town this morning.

387
00:28:42,864 --> 00:28:43,856
You don't work here?

388
00:28:45,198 --> 00:28:46,610
No, I drive a truck.

389
00:28:47,531 --> 00:28:49,864
I was headin' to San Diego
with this girl I picked up.

390
00:28:51,573 --> 00:28:53,110
We were lookin'
for a gas station.

391
00:28:54,991 --> 00:28:57,198
<i>That's when we spotted
one of those--</i>

392
00:28:57,949 --> 00:29:00,316
[SIGHS]
Whatever they are.

393
00:29:01,741 --> 00:29:02,903
Looked like it was eating--

394
00:29:04,158 --> 00:29:05,821
Looked like it was eating a cat.

395
00:29:05,825 --> 00:29:07,441
A dead cat?

396
00:29:08,283 --> 00:29:09,945
Semi dead.

397
00:29:10,450 --> 00:29:12,908
<i>[SAMANTHA]
Who'd want to eat a live cat?</i>

398
00:29:12,909 --> 00:29:14,526
<i>[MALE]
Beats the shit out of me.</i>

399
00:29:16,034 --> 00:29:17,616
This girl freaked out.

400
00:29:18,701 --> 00:29:19,943
Took off running.

401
00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:23,826
I spotted her about...

402
00:29:25,410 --> 00:29:27,026
twenty minutes later.

403
00:29:27,827 --> 00:29:30,739
<i>Looked like one
of those things had...</i>

404
00:29:30,744 --> 00:29:31,826
What?

405
00:29:35,702 --> 00:29:37,409
Torn her apart.

406
00:29:37,410 --> 00:29:38,527
[SIGHS]

407
00:29:40,495 --> 00:29:41,782
Oh, God.

408
00:29:44,371 --> 00:29:45,782
Larry.

409
00:29:45,787 --> 00:29:47,199
Oh, shit.

410
00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:49,654
What's with her?

411
00:29:50,995 --> 00:29:53,113
I think she's gonna be
sick or something.

412
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,237
This guy she knew--

413
00:29:56,287 --> 00:29:58,154
<i>Same thing might have happened.</i>

414
00:30:02,455 --> 00:30:04,368
Is it safe around here,
do you think?

415
00:30:04,872 --> 00:30:06,830
Yeah.

416
00:30:06,831 --> 00:30:08,163
I checked it out.

417
00:30:12,830 --> 00:30:14,288
Swell.

418
00:30:20,957 --> 00:30:22,573
[KNOCKING]
Are you all right?

419
00:30:27,332 --> 00:30:28,575
My name's Hector.

420
00:30:29,749 --> 00:30:31,036
<i>What's yours?</i>

421
00:30:31,041 --> 00:30:33,408
Just leave me alone, okay?

422
00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:36,578
Look, I..

423
00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:39,375
I know we got off
on the wrong foot.

424
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,583
<i>But considering what
the alternative is,</i>

425
00:30:43,584 --> 00:30:46,291
<i>I think we should try to get along,
what do you say?</i>

426
00:30:49,001 --> 00:30:52,414
Listen, this is no time
for an attitude problem.

427
00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:54,955
Your little sister seems to be
taking this a lot better than you.

428
00:30:56,336 --> 00:30:58,497
That's 'cause she doesn't know
what's goin' on.

429
00:30:58,502 --> 00:30:59,835
And you do, I suppose?

430
00:30:59,835 --> 00:31:02,952
Whatever's going on
isn't just here, it's everywhere.

431
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,952
She thinks we're
gonna be rescued.

432
00:31:04,961 --> 00:31:06,918
That her dad's gonna
come back from Honduras

433
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,832
with the God damn
Green Berets.

434
00:31:08,836 --> 00:31:10,294
She could be right.

435
00:31:10,462 --> 00:31:13,749
[SCOFFS]
Give us a break, Hector.

436
00:31:18,296 --> 00:31:19,958
Where'd you spend the night
last night?

437
00:31:25,963 --> 00:31:29,626
I spent the night in the back
of my truck with the girl I picked up.

438
00:31:31,713 --> 00:31:32,920
What else do you want to know?

439
00:31:32,922 --> 00:31:34,129
Skip it.

440
00:31:35,631 --> 00:31:37,588
Steel's gotta be the answer.

441
00:31:37,589 --> 00:31:40,001
If Sam spent the night
in a lawn storage shed--

442
00:31:42,589 --> 00:31:43,752
What?

443
00:31:43,757 --> 00:31:45,089
<i>[RECORDED DJ]
Again, I'm an employee. I can't--</i>

444
00:31:45,090 --> 00:31:47,753
<i>Just our way of saying Merry Christmas
to you from all-- [CLICK]</i>

445
00:31:48,548 --> 00:31:50,380
[CLICK]
[TAPE REWINDING]

446
00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:08,378
Testing.

447
00:32:08,384 --> 00:32:09,751
<i>One, two, three, four.</i>

448
00:32:14,550 --> 00:32:16,963
[CLEARS THROAT]

449
00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:19,630
This is Samantha Belmont,
one-third owner

450
00:32:19,635 --> 00:32:23,048
<i>of the Greater
Los Angeles basin speaking.</i>

451
00:32:24,177 --> 00:32:25,418
<i>You guys?</i>

452
00:32:26,927 --> 00:32:28,544
<i>Hey, is anybody there?</i>

453
00:32:31,678 --> 00:32:33,420
Where'd you get this,
a dime store?

454
00:32:34,719 --> 00:32:35,961
Beats me.

455
00:32:35,969 --> 00:32:37,085
It was given to me.

456
00:32:37,803 --> 00:32:40,545
Yeah, well, it might be all right
for date night in the barrio,

457
00:32:40,553 --> 00:32:42,715
but if we run into any more
of those guys outside,

458
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,508
we're gonna need
a little more stopping power.

459
00:32:50,138 --> 00:32:51,674
Date night in the barrio?

460
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,343
<i>[POP MUSIC PLAYING]</i>

461
00:33:01,430 --> 00:33:03,797
And here's some other changes.

462
00:33:03,806 --> 00:33:06,139
Most of you guys
had finals this week.

463
00:33:06,139 --> 00:33:09,721
Huh, later. They're history.
They're canceled.

464
00:33:09,722 --> 00:33:13,340
The legal drinking age is now ten,
but you will need ID.

465
00:33:13,348 --> 00:33:14,556
Let's be real.

466
00:33:14,557 --> 00:33:17,424
I'll be taking requests from all you
teenage comet zombies

467
00:33:17,432 --> 00:33:19,890
on the hit line.

468
00:33:19,891 --> 00:33:24,974
That's 5-5-5-4-4-8-7.

469
00:33:24,974 --> 00:33:28,466
[CHUCKLES] Get it?
5-5-5-hits.

470
00:33:36,351 --> 00:33:38,308
Do you know where the Armed
Forces Reserve Center is

471
00:33:38,309 --> 00:33:39,925
at Los Alamitos?

472
00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:41,597
Yeah.

473
00:33:41,601 --> 00:33:44,059
My dad used to take us there
for target practice.

474
00:33:45,310 --> 00:33:47,142
They store automatic
weapons there.

475
00:33:48,351 --> 00:33:49,468
You know how to use 'em?

476
00:33:50,352 --> 00:33:52,264
Come on, Hector.

477
00:33:52,268 --> 00:33:53,680
The MAC-10
submachine gun

478
00:33:53,686 --> 00:33:56,144
was practically designed
for housewives.

479
00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:00,557
I got a call.

480
00:34:00,561 --> 00:34:02,472
It came in on the hit line.

481
00:34:03,019 --> 00:34:04,102
Hello?

482
00:34:05,478 --> 00:34:07,436
- Hello.
- It went dead.

483
00:34:07,437 --> 00:34:09,144
- Did they say they were okay?
- I don't know.

484
00:34:09,145 --> 00:34:10,807
<i>[SAMANTHA] They said
they were in the desert.</i>

485
00:34:10,812 --> 00:34:12,349
<i>[REGINA] The desert.
What desert was it?</i>

486
00:34:12,354 --> 00:34:14,437
<i>- I don't know.
- [HECTOR] Shit! Think!</i>

487
00:34:14,437 --> 00:34:15,894
<i>Why don't you just
pull your gun on her?</i>

488
00:34:15,895 --> 00:34:17,138
<i>Maybe you can scare it
out of her.</i>

489
00:34:18,188 --> 00:34:20,350
<i>They said they were like,
part of a think tank,</i>

490
00:34:20,355 --> 00:34:21,766
<i>a research group
or something.</i>

491
00:34:21,771 --> 00:34:23,104
<i>[HECTOR]
Where, was it in this State?</i>

492
00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:25,767
<i>I forget.</i>

493
00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,604
<i>[HECTOR]
Okay, let's take it real slow.</i>

494
00:34:27,605 --> 00:34:29,518
<i>Did they mention a town?</i>

495
00:34:29,523 --> 00:34:33,606
<i>Uh, someplace they were near,
like maybe Blythe, Bishop?</i>

496
00:34:33,606 --> 00:34:35,597
<i>[REGINA] Uh, what about
Edwards Air Force Base?</i>

497
00:34:35,606 --> 00:34:38,723
<i>If I knew, I'd tell you.
I didn't expect the call, you know.</i>

498
00:34:38,731 --> 00:34:40,348
<i>I didn't take notes
or something.</i>

499
00:34:40,357 --> 00:34:42,348
<i>[REGINA]
Just try and remember.</i>

500
00:34:42,357 --> 00:34:44,348
<i>You think I'm not telling you
something on purpose?</i>

501
00:34:44,357 --> 00:34:46,768
Well, if they'll stay put,
we can get them.

502
00:34:46,773 --> 00:34:48,391
From a psychological standpoint,

503
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,607
the radio station represents
a link to normalcy.

504
00:34:50,607 --> 00:34:52,644
I don't think they'll wander far
as long as it's operating.

505
00:34:53,483 --> 00:34:57,940
Dr. Carter, I'd just like to say
up front, I'm opposed to this.

506
00:34:57,941 --> 00:35:00,900
<i>There's no reason for us
to bring those people</i>

507
00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:03,142
or any other survivors
back here.

508
00:35:04,317 --> 00:35:06,434
What about
the disintegration factor?

509
00:35:06,442 --> 00:35:08,354
You just want
to let that happen?

510
00:35:08,359 --> 00:35:11,146
We don't know that the condition
is progressive.

511
00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:13,142
<i>I think we've
established that, Audrey.</i>

512
00:35:13,151 --> 00:35:16,268
<i>Partial protection seems to result
in a slowing of the overall effect.</i>

513
00:35:16,276 --> 00:35:18,688
But progression is steady
in any case.

514
00:35:18,694 --> 00:35:21,562
- Drying of the body fluids--
- Oh, get to the point, Oscar!

515
00:35:21,569 --> 00:35:24,686
We've heard this a thousand times.
What about the dust?

516
00:35:24,695 --> 00:35:27,936
Ultimately, there is nothing left
but calcium dust.

517
00:35:27,944 --> 00:35:30,607
Right, so there isn't even
enough hope

518
00:35:30,611 --> 00:35:32,978
to warrant bringing
anybody back here.

519
00:35:33,945 --> 00:35:36,232
So, what you're saying is,
we shouldn't even try.

520
00:35:38,404 --> 00:35:39,441
Right.

521
00:35:41,821 --> 00:35:43,688
We don't want to be caught
in the city after dark.

522
00:35:43,697 --> 00:35:44,778
We'll leave tomorrow.

523
00:35:47,154 --> 00:35:49,396
We've had an indication
of some survivors

524
00:35:49,405 --> 00:35:52,273
in San Bernardino, as well--
four, maybe five.

525
00:35:52,571 --> 00:35:54,813
<i>[HECTOR]
Wait, girls, just shut up!</i>

526
00:35:54,822 --> 00:35:59,815
<i>Samantha, did they say
anything else? Anything?</i>

527
00:36:02,197 --> 00:36:06,156
<i>Yeah. They said
be careful on the street.</i>

528
00:36:06,739 --> 00:36:09,776
<i>Because some people were exposed
to the comet a little bit.</i>

529
00:36:11,324 --> 00:36:13,531
<i>What happened to Doris
is happening to them.</i>

530
00:36:14,491 --> 00:36:15,823
<i>Only slower.</i>

531
00:36:17,490 --> 00:36:21,483
<i>And like... they're dangerous.</i>

532
00:36:23,491 --> 00:36:24,824
<i>[REGINA]
Like what happened to Larry.</i>

533
00:36:49,452 --> 00:36:51,660
[MOTOR RACING]

534
00:37:00,286 --> 00:37:03,153
You're not gonna blame me
because the phone went dead.

535
00:37:03,161 --> 00:37:05,152
I'm not the phone company.

536
00:37:05,537 --> 00:37:07,870
Nobody's the phone company
anymore.

537
00:37:19,705 --> 00:37:22,538
<i>[POP MUSIC PLAYING]</i>

538
00:37:22,539 --> 00:37:23,745
What?

539
00:37:25,163 --> 00:37:26,450
Cops?

540
00:37:27,872 --> 00:37:29,829
Where were you guys earlier?

541
00:37:36,415 --> 00:37:38,748
<i>[POLICE RADIO CHATTERING]</i>

542
00:37:38,748 --> 00:37:41,240
Oh, shit.
My license.

543
00:37:42,708 --> 00:37:44,370
Oh, shit!

544
00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:54,574
I know you guys are probably going
to give me a ticket or something,

545
00:37:54,582 --> 00:37:57,700
but I am really glad to see--
[SCREAMS]

546
00:38:10,668 --> 00:38:12,001
[GASPS]

547
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:16,163
<i>[RECORDED BROADCAST CONTINUES]
It's the weekend comet sale.</i>

548
00:38:16,168 --> 00:38:17,159
<i>Everything must go.</i>

549
00:38:17,168 --> 00:38:19,580
<i>Big savings on tuners,
turntables, car stereos.</i>

550
00:38:19,585 --> 00:38:21,122
<i>Also demos
and crate damaged items.</i>

551
00:38:21,128 --> 00:38:23,415
<i>This weekend only.
Henry's Stereo Warehouse.</i>

552
00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:25,161
<i>Fourth and Alameda.
Free coffee for the adults.</i>

553
00:38:25,169 --> 00:38:26,456
<i>Free balloons for the kids.</i>

554
00:38:29,295 --> 00:38:31,207
<i>[JINGLE]
Number one.</i>

555
00:38:31,212 --> 00:38:34,750
<i>[POP MUSIC PLAYING]</i>

556
00:39:03,172 --> 00:39:04,835
<i>[WATER RUNNING]</i>

557
00:39:50,261 --> 00:39:51,628
[SCREAMS]

558
00:39:51,845 --> 00:39:54,302
This is from your stepmom,
you punk.

559
00:39:55,469 --> 00:39:56,756
[SCREAMS]

560
00:39:56,761 --> 00:39:59,673
They're here, they're here!

561
00:39:59,678 --> 00:40:02,136
- What's wrong?
- It's okay, I got it.

562
00:40:02,637 --> 00:40:04,720
- You've got her?
- Yeah, I got her!

563
00:40:11,805 --> 00:40:13,637
Sammy, Sam, it's only a dream.

564
00:40:15,471 --> 00:40:16,633
I know.

565
00:40:19,472 --> 00:40:20,713
I know.

566
00:40:23,472 --> 00:40:24,964
Is there anything I can do?

567
00:40:26,848 --> 00:40:28,055
I'm fine.

568
00:40:28,473 --> 00:40:30,806
<i>[BROADCAST] Interstate Technologies
is an equal opportunity employer.</i>

569
00:40:30,807 --> 00:40:33,969
<i>[CLICK] Looks like the weather
is shaping up for a great weekend.</i>

570
00:40:33,974 --> 00:40:35,089
<i>You know, it's hard to believe
that there's</i>

571
00:40:35,098 --> 00:40:37,761
<i>only 11 more shopping days
till Christmas.</i>

572
00:40:37,765 --> 00:40:39,348
<i>Good luck finding
a parking space</i>

573
00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:40,840
<i>within hitchhiking distance
of a mall.</i>

574
00:40:40,849 --> 00:40:42,465
<i>You know how jammed
it can get.</i>

575
00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:52,675
She Okay?

576
00:40:53,683 --> 00:40:56,142
Yeah.
I guess so.

577
00:40:58,975 --> 00:41:00,387
Come on in, have a seat.

578
00:41:06,393 --> 00:41:07,680
Listen.

579
00:41:08,810 --> 00:41:10,551
I have to go
to San Diego tomorrow.

580
00:41:11,643 --> 00:41:12,760
Why?

581
00:41:13,935 --> 00:41:15,268
My mom.

582
00:41:16,769 --> 00:41:19,180
Some friends, my sister.

583
00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:21,393
But you know they're gone.

584
00:41:21,394 --> 00:41:22,852
I know, but...

585
00:41:24,103 --> 00:41:25,390
I still have to find out.

586
00:41:25,395 --> 00:41:27,478
I mean, you guys know for sure,
but I don't know.

587
00:41:30,437 --> 00:41:32,645
Did you have like,
a close family?

588
00:41:35,437 --> 00:41:36,600
Yeah.

589
00:41:37,729 --> 00:41:39,346
Pretty close.

590
00:41:41,187 --> 00:41:42,850
You?

591
00:41:42,855 --> 00:41:45,063
No, not really.

592
00:41:45,063 --> 00:41:48,056
My real mom hung around
till my dad came back from Viet Nam

593
00:41:48,064 --> 00:41:49,521
and then she split.

594
00:41:49,522 --> 00:41:51,933
So, it's been mostly
me and Sam.

595
00:41:51,938 --> 00:41:55,931
And Dad
and Third Special Forces.

596
00:41:55,939 --> 00:41:57,351
Smoke Bomb Hill.

597
00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,772
Fort Bragg.

598
00:42:00,523 --> 00:42:01,810
[EXPLOSION SOUND]

599
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:08,810
But, then around
about sixth or seventh grade,

600
00:42:08,815 --> 00:42:10,852
it became real obvious
that we weren't boys

601
00:42:10,857 --> 00:42:12,941
<i>and we were never gonna go
to ranger school.</i>

602
00:42:12,941 --> 00:42:14,523
[CHUCKLES]

603
00:42:15,024 --> 00:42:19,357
So, I guess Dad figured
there was nothing more to offer us.

604
00:42:19,358 --> 00:42:20,816
So, he found us a new mom.

605
00:42:21,858 --> 00:42:23,521
Went off looking for a war.

606
00:42:25,150 --> 00:42:26,267
[SCOFFS]

607
00:42:28,775 --> 00:42:30,517
What about the um...

608
00:42:33,109 --> 00:42:34,442
the guy?

609
00:42:35,485 --> 00:42:36,691
Larry?

610
00:42:36,693 --> 00:42:40,311
Oh, he and I weren't going steady
or anything like that.

611
00:42:51,153 --> 00:42:52,894
[SIGHS]

612
00:42:56,445 --> 00:42:59,028
Look, don't go
to San Diego, okay?

613
00:42:59,028 --> 00:43:00,395
I have to.

614
00:43:01,862 --> 00:43:03,320
But I'll be back.

615
00:43:06,696 --> 00:43:08,188
Please, okay?

616
00:43:08,988 --> 00:43:10,355
[EXHALES]

617
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,238
What'll you give me
if I come back?

618
00:43:23,865 --> 00:43:25,027
Texas.

619
00:43:25,031 --> 00:43:26,317
<i>[CHUCKLING]</i>

620
00:43:26,322 --> 00:43:28,939
<i>[REGINA LAUGHING]
I'll give you Florida.</i>

621
00:43:28,948 --> 00:43:30,736
<i>Florida and Texas.</i>

622
00:43:30,741 --> 00:43:33,108
<i>[HECTOR]
Florida, Texas, and Hawaii.</i>

623
00:43:33,116 --> 00:43:35,653
<i>[REGINA LAUGHING]
Hawaii?</i>

624
00:43:35,657 --> 00:43:37,694
<i>I wanted Hawaii.</i>

625
00:43:38,658 --> 00:43:39,739
<i>[HECTOR]
When I come back...</i>

626
00:43:41,949 --> 00:43:43,316
<i>I'll take you to dinner.</i>

627
00:43:45,742 --> 00:43:47,903
<i>Your choice.
[REGINA LAUGHING]</i>

628
00:44:00,285 --> 00:44:02,322
<i>[HUBCAP RATTLING]</i>

629
00:44:02,326 --> 00:44:03,408
Here.

630
00:44:14,119 --> 00:44:15,951
[COCKING]

631
00:44:19,494 --> 00:44:20,701
Great.

632
00:44:20,703 --> 00:44:21,740
<i>[COCKS]</i>

633
00:44:29,078 --> 00:44:31,446
See, this is the problem
with these things.

634
00:44:31,455 --> 00:44:33,162
Daddy would have
gotten us Uzis.

635
00:44:35,663 --> 00:44:37,154
The car didn't know
the difference.

636
00:44:38,913 --> 00:44:42,280
<i>[BELLS CHIMING]</i>

637
00:44:46,997 --> 00:44:48,659
So, did you make it
with him last night?

638
00:44:49,664 --> 00:44:50,826
Who?

639
00:44:50,831 --> 00:44:52,822
The good humor man,
who do you think'?

640
00:44:54,789 --> 00:44:56,247
Jeez, is that
what's buggin' you'?

641
00:44:56,248 --> 00:44:57,785
That's no answer, man?

642
00:44:58,749 --> 00:45:01,832
No, I didn't make it with him
last night.

643
00:45:01,832 --> 00:45:03,244
Why are you so
weirded out?

644
00:45:03,249 --> 00:45:05,239
Oh, right, Reg,
why should I be weirded out?

645
00:45:05,248 --> 00:45:07,831
My sister, who swiped every guy
I ever had my eye on,

646
00:45:07,832 --> 00:45:10,994
has now swiped the last guy
in the whole freaked-out world.

647
00:45:16,291 --> 00:45:18,283
[LAUGHING]

648
00:45:46,377 --> 00:45:47,584
[MOTOR STOPS]

649
00:45:50,795 --> 00:45:53,536
<i>[HISPANIC MUSIC PLAYING]</i>

650
00:45:53,545 --> 00:45:54,707
Mom!

651
00:46:00,545 --> 00:46:01,879
<i>Mother.</i>

652
00:46:03,087 --> 00:46:04,499
<i>[MUSIC STOPS]</i>

653
00:46:04,504 --> 00:46:05,666
Ma?

654
00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:11,923
<i>[SNARLING]</i>

655
00:47:12,761 --> 00:47:14,673
<i>[RUSTLING]</i>

656
00:47:23,803 --> 00:47:26,636
<i>[GROWLING]</i>

657
00:47:30,472 --> 00:47:33,213
I don't know who you are
out there, but I have a gun.

658
00:47:34,138 --> 00:47:37,005
So, if I were you,
I'd split while I had a chance.

659
00:47:37,013 --> 00:47:38,971
<i>[GROWLING CONTINUES]</i>

660
00:47:38,972 --> 00:47:40,304
Okay?

661
00:47:44,431 --> 00:47:46,047
[SNARLING]

662
00:47:51,389 --> 00:47:53,597
Look kid, just stay away,
we don't want any!

663
00:47:58,016 --> 00:47:59,131
Shit!

664
00:47:59,515 --> 00:48:00,552
[GROWLING]

665
00:48:01,016 --> 00:48:02,678
Get outta here,
you little creep.

666
00:48:11,850 --> 00:48:13,637
<i>Lucky for you I like kids.</i>

667
00:48:22,225 --> 00:48:24,637
Jesus!
There goes the neighborhood.

668
00:48:41,478 --> 00:48:42,765
Shit.

669
00:48:48,561 --> 00:48:50,679
Audrey, what's the code?

670
00:48:53,936 --> 00:48:54,974
<i>Mm.</i>

671
00:49:02,063 --> 00:49:03,178
[CHUCKLES]

672
00:49:12,063 --> 00:49:13,680
We found survivors.

673
00:49:14,522 --> 00:49:16,354
How long will
the blood tests take?

674
00:49:20,190 --> 00:49:21,352
Not long.

675
00:49:21,356 --> 00:49:25,439
I've talked with some of the others
and we decided that it would be

676
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,399
more beneficial to conduct
the blood tests in the field.

677
00:49:29,316 --> 00:49:31,649
So, I want you to go to L.A.
with the rest of the group.

678
00:49:32,815 --> 00:49:34,978
Whatever the majority wants.

679
00:49:40,108 --> 00:49:43,690
<i>You don't seem to hold majority rule
in very high regard.</i>

680
00:49:44,108 --> 00:49:46,066
<i>[FEMALE]
If something's wrong, it's wrong.</i>

681
00:49:46,067 --> 00:49:48,229
<i>Majority rule doesn't have
anything to do with it.</i>

682
00:49:49,233 --> 00:49:51,817
But it goes straight
to the core purpose of our group,

683
00:49:51,818 --> 00:49:53,559
which is to survive.

684
00:49:53,568 --> 00:49:55,559
You'll grant me that?

685
00:49:55,568 --> 00:49:59,436
The core purpose never included
bringing outsiders to the facility.

686
00:50:30,988 --> 00:50:33,230
[NO AUDIBLE DIALOG]

687
00:51:04,158 --> 00:51:06,569
It's about the twelfth can
you've downed this morning.

688
00:51:06,866 --> 00:51:07,903
Thirsty.

689
00:51:07,908 --> 00:51:10,616
Yeah, well, what are you going to do
when your complexion freaks out?

690
00:51:10,617 --> 00:51:12,950
Dermatologist is dead,
you know.

691
00:51:12,950 --> 00:51:15,441
I know, and I'm getting a rash
or something too.

692
00:51:15,450 --> 00:51:17,783
Oh, God, you and your rashes.

693
00:51:17,784 --> 00:51:20,197
Hey, I'm sorry if the end of the world
makes me a little nervous.

694
00:51:26,951 --> 00:51:28,988
[SIGHS]
So, do you like him?

695
00:51:31,036 --> 00:51:32,868
[SIGHS]
Come on, Sam.

696
00:51:32,869 --> 00:51:35,031
I'm just interested.

697
00:51:37,410 --> 00:51:39,902
Yeah, well, I guess so.

698
00:51:39,911 --> 00:51:42,120
I mean, he's nice.

699
00:51:44,537 --> 00:51:47,199
There was this new guy
at school, Paul Morgan.

700
00:51:47,496 --> 00:51:50,579
He transferred from Taft.
Junior.

701
00:51:50,579 --> 00:51:52,536
Oh, I don't hang around
with juniors much.

702
00:51:56,079 --> 00:51:57,695
I liked him.

703
00:51:57,704 --> 00:51:58,787
<i>Mm.</i>

704
00:51:58,789 --> 00:52:02,872
I mean,
he was from Taft, but...

705
00:52:05,079 --> 00:52:06,572
he was nice.

706
00:52:12,706 --> 00:52:15,039
Kathy said he was probably
going to ask me out.

707
00:52:17,915 --> 00:52:19,407
Kathy.

708
00:52:20,749 --> 00:52:23,161
She was flunking algebra
and she was trying to figure out

709
00:52:23,166 --> 00:52:25,452
some way to keep
her parents from finding out.

710
00:52:28,625 --> 00:52:30,707
This was a really
lucky break for her.

711
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,162
No wonder
I'm breaking out.

712
00:52:39,167 --> 00:52:41,250
Think we could
go home and change?

713
00:52:41,250 --> 00:52:42,412
Look.

714
00:52:43,459 --> 00:52:45,746
Why don't we get
a little creative?

715
00:52:45,751 --> 00:52:47,163
What?
[GIGGLES]

716
00:52:47,168 --> 00:52:50,000
Do you have your, uh--
Do you have your MasterCard on ya?

717
00:52:50,001 --> 00:52:51,412
No.

718
00:52:51,417 --> 00:52:53,660
Good, 'cause you don't need it.

719
00:52:53,668 --> 00:52:56,705
The stores are open!
[GIGGLES]

720
00:52:56,710 --> 00:52:59,077
<i>[POP MUSIC PLAYING]</i>

721
00:54:05,550 --> 00:54:07,837
Hey, Reg, which do
you like better?

722
00:54:07,842 --> 00:54:11,425
This or this.

723
00:54:11,426 --> 00:54:14,713
Um, the second one.
Yeah, definitely.

724
00:54:14,717 --> 00:54:18,005
- How come?
- 'Cause it'll stay in style longer.

725
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,171
<i>[REGINA]
Come on.</i>

726
00:54:20,176 --> 00:54:21,383
<i>[SAMANTHA]
I guess you're right, actually.</i>

727
00:54:21,384 --> 00:54:23,375
<i>Yeah, we gotta think
of these things, you know?</i>

728
00:54:43,137 --> 00:54:46,924
All right, let's do it.

729
00:54:52,513 --> 00:54:54,050
<i>You know,
I've been thinking.</i>

730
00:54:54,055 --> 00:54:56,341
Don't set any dangerous
precedents.

731
00:54:56,346 --> 00:54:58,804
What if Hector's got
the same problem we have?

732
00:54:58,805 --> 00:55:00,342
Such as?

733
00:55:00,347 --> 00:55:02,464
Such as no guys.

734
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:04,887
What?

735
00:55:04,889 --> 00:55:06,131
Really.

736
00:55:07,222 --> 00:55:08,886
I mean, what if Hector's gay?

737
00:55:11,723 --> 00:55:13,714
[SCOFFS]
I'm sure.

738
00:55:13,723 --> 00:55:16,590
Think it over. You said he didn't
come on to you last night.

739
00:55:16,598 --> 00:55:17,760
<i>So?</i>

740
00:55:17,765 --> 00:55:19,632
So, that means
that the last guy on Earth

741
00:55:19,641 --> 00:55:21,927
is either a gentleman
or a fag.

742
00:55:21,932 --> 00:55:24,265
I mean, what are the odds.
In L.A.?

743
00:55:25,849 --> 00:55:28,557
<i>Things could be very interesting
around here, Regina.</i>

744
00:55:29,474 --> 00:55:31,807
[CLICKS HER TONGUE]
[SIGHS]

745
00:55:42,809 --> 00:55:45,426
Attention shoppers.

746
00:55:45,434 --> 00:55:49,517
<i>I trust you've got credit cards
to pay for all that stuff.</i>

747
00:55:49,518 --> 00:55:52,351
[NO AUDIBLE DIALOG]

748
00:56:17,646 --> 00:56:20,605
<i>What's the matter?
Lost something?</i>

749
00:56:20,605 --> 00:56:23,847
<i>Check with lost and found
on the second floor.</i>

750
00:56:24,854 --> 00:56:26,346
<i>Didn't find this one.</i>

751
00:56:29,855 --> 00:56:32,188
<i>[MALE HUMMING]</i>

752
00:56:33,855 --> 00:56:35,188
<i>[MACHINE GUN FIRING]</i>

753
00:56:35,189 --> 00:56:38,021
You dirty rat.

754
00:56:39,773 --> 00:56:41,639
<i>Get her, boys.</i>

755
00:56:59,608 --> 00:57:02,066
<i>[MACHINE GUN FIRING]</i>

756
00:57:35,487 --> 00:57:36,648
[BOTH]
Whoa!

757
00:57:43,695 --> 00:57:44,857
Bummer.

758
00:58:08,073 --> 00:58:09,110
[DOLL]
Mommy.

759
00:58:09,114 --> 00:58:10,447
<i>[DOLL #2]
Take it easy.</i>

760
00:58:14,407 --> 00:58:17,069
Well, I think it's time
to take the high ground.

761
00:58:17,657 --> 00:58:19,695
<i>[MACHINE GUN FIRING]</i>

762
00:58:23,324 --> 00:58:25,237
Listen, you guys.

763
00:58:25,242 --> 00:58:28,154
We're expecting
some friends here any minute.

764
00:58:28,158 --> 00:58:29,990
Look, you just split now, okay?

765
00:58:29,991 --> 00:58:31,483
And we'll tell them
not to hurt you.

766
00:58:31,492 --> 00:58:32,734
Yeeah!

767
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:39,067
No imagination.

768
00:58:41,243 --> 00:58:43,485
<i>[HELICOPTER WHIRLING]</i>

769
00:59:01,161 --> 00:59:03,699
- Look, over there.
- Sitting duck.

770
00:59:11,496 --> 00:59:12,657
<i>[SAMANTHA]
Hey!</i>

771
00:59:13,579 --> 00:59:14,821
<i>Hey!</i>

772
00:59:15,538 --> 00:59:18,075
Eat glass, creeps.
[SCREAMS]

773
00:59:19,621 --> 00:59:21,612
<i>How'd you like that?</i>

774
00:59:21,621 --> 00:59:23,079
[SCREAMS]

775
00:59:25,789 --> 00:59:27,621
You guys are a bunch of wimps.

776
00:59:27,622 --> 00:59:29,033
You can't hit anything.

777
00:59:29,622 --> 00:59:32,284
[GASPS]
Hi.

778
00:59:32,288 --> 00:59:33,246
Uh!

779
00:59:35,122 --> 00:59:36,204
? Da-da. ?

780
00:59:41,457 --> 00:59:42,790
<i>[SCREAMS]
Get her.</i>

781
01:00:02,333 --> 01:00:04,200
Knock that shit off.

782
01:00:06,417 --> 01:00:08,124
<i>[MUSIC STOPS]</i>

783
01:00:09,626 --> 01:00:12,744
Hello out there
in television land.

784
01:00:13,668 --> 01:00:16,705
All right, here's the deal.

785
01:00:16,709 --> 01:00:20,873
If bachelorette number one
isn't out here in half a tick,

786
01:00:20,877 --> 01:00:24,165
I'm gonna ice
bachelorette number two.

787
01:00:24,169 --> 01:00:25,627
Got it?

788
01:00:28,002 --> 01:00:30,335
[ELEVATOR WHIRRING]

789
01:00:41,379 --> 01:00:42,495
Come on.

790
01:00:47,463 --> 01:00:48,420
Let her go!

791
01:00:49,089 --> 01:00:53,672
I'm sorry, miss, I can't have you
holding one of my people hostage.

792
01:00:53,672 --> 01:00:56,790
Even if you pull the trigger,
I can still take him out.

793
01:00:56,798 --> 01:00:57,834
And you.

794
01:00:57,839 --> 01:00:59,581
Come on, Willy, she means it.

795
01:00:59,589 --> 01:01:02,172
Miss, you're not
getting the point.

796
01:01:02,173 --> 01:01:05,290
I can't have you holding
one of my people hostage.

797
01:01:06,090 --> 01:01:07,582
<i>[GUNSHOT]</i>

798
01:01:10,882 --> 01:01:12,418
You're crazy!

799
01:01:12,423 --> 01:01:15,665
I'm not crazy,
I just don't give a fuck!

800
01:01:16,216 --> 01:01:18,207
<i>[MALE] What do you think,
20, 30 minutes?</i>

801
01:01:18,216 --> 01:01:19,253
<i>[MALE #2]
No more.</i>

802
01:01:19,258 --> 01:01:21,375
They could be anywhere by now.

803
01:01:21,383 --> 01:01:22,545
Let's go back.

804
01:01:22,550 --> 01:01:24,417
Let's apply a little
deductive reasoning.

805
01:01:24,425 --> 01:01:25,711
Deductive reasoning?

806
01:01:27,717 --> 01:01:30,174
Where would adolescents
with nothing to do go?

807
01:01:37,134 --> 01:01:41,047
<i>[WILLY] See, we worked really had
to get ahead in this business, girls.</i>

808
01:01:41,052 --> 01:01:43,759
<i>And we don't get shit for it!</i>

809
01:01:44,843 --> 01:01:47,301
But we do it
because we know

810
01:01:47,301 --> 01:01:49,419
we can work our way up
through the system.

811
01:01:49,427 --> 01:01:50,793
And the system works.

812
01:01:50,802 --> 01:01:55,841
Why, just a few days ago,
we were only stock boys.

813
01:01:55,844 --> 01:01:57,928
Now we own the store.

814
01:01:57,928 --> 01:02:00,011
The American way.

815
01:02:00,011 --> 01:02:02,173
And then this happens.

816
01:02:03,678 --> 01:02:05,921
What are you talking about?

817
01:02:05,929 --> 01:02:08,421
Well, I'm talking about you.

818
01:02:08,429 --> 01:02:10,636
Coming in here
and ripping us off!

819
01:02:10,637 --> 01:02:11,925
What do you want?

820
01:02:11,930 --> 01:02:13,546
You want us to pay for it, what?

821
01:02:17,222 --> 01:02:20,180
You wouldn't believe
what we want from you.

822
01:02:21,055 --> 01:02:25,797
In your worst nightmare,
you wouldn't believe.

823
01:02:28,556 --> 01:02:30,298
Let's play a game!

824
01:02:30,306 --> 01:02:33,013
It's called scary noises.

825
01:02:33,974 --> 01:02:36,556
<i>[BELL CHIMING]
This is the closest shopping arcade.</i>

826
01:02:36,557 --> 01:02:40,015
But the whole area is an absolute
monument to consumerism.

827
01:02:40,015 --> 01:02:42,006
All we can do is hope.

828
01:02:42,015 --> 01:02:44,052
Check all the floors
including the basement.

829
01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:51,257
[EXHALES]

830
01:02:51,266 --> 01:02:54,600
<i>[CLICKING]
[WILLY] Isn't that a scary noise?</i>

831
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:57,057
Wanna hear it again?

832
01:02:57,058 --> 01:02:59,721
<i>Gosh, the suspense
is killing me.</i>

833
01:03:01,809 --> 01:03:03,301
Let's do it again.

834
01:03:04,059 --> 01:03:05,767
[CLICK]

835
01:03:05,768 --> 01:03:08,054
<i>An E-ticket attraction.</i>

836
01:03:08,059 --> 01:03:09,642
Let's do it again.

837
01:03:11,893 --> 01:03:13,055
<i>[CLICK]</i>

838
01:03:13,060 --> 01:03:14,723
<i>Now, wait a minute.</i>

839
01:03:14,727 --> 01:03:18,684
I don't think there's really
a bullet in here.

840
01:03:18,685 --> 01:03:22,598
No, now see there, it's loaded.

841
01:03:22,602 --> 01:03:25,811
I just needed to be
a little more patient.

842
01:03:25,812 --> 01:03:28,974
I think this is it, girls.
I really do.

843
01:03:32,436 --> 01:03:34,520
<i>[MACHINE GUN FIRING]</i>

844
01:03:39,563 --> 01:03:41,304
[WHIMPERING]

845
01:03:53,189 --> 01:03:56,681
Uh... we're not with these guys.

846
01:03:56,690 --> 01:03:59,057
<i>[SAMANTHA] Really, like,
we just met 'em an hour ago.</i>

847
01:04:00,231 --> 01:04:03,473
[GIGGLING] I mean,
look at this stuff that we have.

848
01:04:03,481 --> 01:04:04,848
Look at this skirt...

849
01:04:04,857 --> 01:04:06,224
<i>[MALE]
It's ironic.</i>

850
01:04:06,232 --> 01:04:09,394
<i>Of all the great minds of the world,
all the great intellects,</i>

851
01:04:09,399 --> 01:04:11,140
<i>who should survive?</i>

852
01:04:11,148 --> 01:04:12,811
<i>Or almost survive.</i>

853
01:04:14,232 --> 01:04:16,644
<i>I don't have to see the result
of the blood test.</i>

854
01:04:17,483 --> 01:04:19,439
I can guess what they say
about that one.

855
01:04:23,316 --> 01:04:24,523
You're right.

856
01:04:25,650 --> 01:04:27,482
It would be senseless
to take her back.

857
01:04:27,483 --> 01:04:29,851
<i>Look, I'll stay
and take care of it.</i>

858
01:04:29,860 --> 01:04:33,226
Then if this Hector person shows up,
I can run tests on him too.

859
01:04:33,985 --> 01:04:36,647
Of course, uh, it would be
out of the question

860
01:04:36,651 --> 01:04:38,563
to let you remain
by yourself.

861
01:04:39,527 --> 01:04:40,985
I'll stay here with you.

862
01:05:01,612 --> 01:05:04,945
<i>[SAMANTHA] Listen, thanks
for suggesting that I wait for Hector.</i>

863
01:05:04,946 --> 01:05:06,778
<i>I mean, I know Reggie'll
probably get him,</i>

864
01:05:06,779 --> 01:05:08,567
<i>but I'd like to have
a shot at it.</i>

865
01:05:09,195 --> 01:05:11,187
<i>[FEMALE] Samantha,
I need you to lie down.</i>

866
01:05:12,071 --> 01:05:14,155
Hector's not exactly
a fox, but...

867
01:05:15,113 --> 01:05:18,446
considering what's left,
he's not bad.

868
01:05:18,446 --> 01:05:20,358
He sounds cute.

869
01:05:20,363 --> 01:05:21,526
Is he coming back?

870
01:05:21,531 --> 01:05:22,646
Yeah.

871
01:05:23,114 --> 01:05:25,697
<i>But we should wait for him
at the radio station.</i>

872
01:05:26,656 --> 01:05:28,522
<i>That's where he'll go.</i>

873
01:05:28,531 --> 01:05:29,693
<i>What's that?</i>

874
01:05:30,823 --> 01:05:33,066
Um, I'm gonna give
you something.

875
01:05:33,073 --> 01:05:34,939
For what?

876
01:05:34,948 --> 01:05:39,315
Well, your skin's been
a little irritated.

877
01:05:39,323 --> 01:05:40,906
Yeah, a rash.

878
01:05:40,907 --> 01:05:44,990
It could be a rash, but it could also
be something else.

879
01:05:44,991 --> 01:05:46,528
It's one of the main
symptoms of--

880
01:05:46,533 --> 01:05:47,740
The comet, no.

881
01:05:47,741 --> 01:05:52,575
See, I always get rashes like,
when I have a fight with Doris

882
01:05:52,576 --> 01:05:54,533
or I break up with a boyfriend.

883
01:05:54,534 --> 01:05:55,695
It's nerves, and you know,

884
01:05:55,700 --> 01:05:58,034
the way things have been going
around here lately,

885
01:05:58,034 --> 01:06:00,492
I'm surprised I don't look
like strawberry Jell-O.

886
01:06:00,493 --> 01:06:01,608
[CHUCKLES]

887
01:06:02,534 --> 01:06:07,072
But if I do have that stuff,
this'll get rid of it, right?

888
01:06:08,869 --> 01:06:11,281
- Yeah.
- God, you had me worried.

889
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:14,322
Don't worry.

890
01:06:15,244 --> 01:06:16,702
Just a pinch, now.

891
01:06:17,578 --> 01:06:18,740
Ow!

892
01:06:23,494 --> 01:06:26,453
[SIGHS] So you guys are like,
geniuses, right?

893
01:06:27,579 --> 01:06:30,867
[CHUCKLES]
Yeah, I thought so.

894
01:06:38,162 --> 01:06:40,995
We have a couple
of geniuses at my school.

895
01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:42,784
Yeah?

896
01:06:42,788 --> 01:06:46,531
Yeah, they're both wimps.

897
01:07:02,248 --> 01:07:03,285
[SIGHS]

898
01:07:03,290 --> 01:07:04,578
Is, uh...

899
01:07:06,332 --> 01:07:07,618
Is that it?

900
01:07:09,833 --> 01:07:12,245
What did you want me
to do, Oscar?

901
01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:14,287
Take her out back
and shoot her in the head?

902
01:07:15,916 --> 01:07:20,079
I simply meant
I was glad it was... painless.

903
01:07:20,667 --> 01:07:23,625
[SIGHS] I don't think
we have to stay around.

904
01:07:25,126 --> 01:07:26,743
She didn't think
that he was coming back.

905
01:07:28,167 --> 01:07:30,204
I feel we can wait.

906
01:07:31,126 --> 01:07:32,493
But, uh...

907
01:07:33,501 --> 01:07:37,834
I-- I feel the radio station is
the more logical place.

908
01:07:40,668 --> 01:07:46,252
Listen, Oscar, you were right about
the condition being progressive.

909
01:07:46,252 --> 01:07:50,871
But it is also accelerating,
apparently.

910
01:07:50,879 --> 01:07:53,086
We don't have weeks.

911
01:07:53,086 --> 01:07:54,578
We have maybe hours.

912
01:07:54,587 --> 01:07:55,954
<i>I don't know.</i>

913
01:07:55,962 --> 01:07:57,203
We have a commitment.

914
01:07:57,211 --> 01:07:59,829
But I do know, I don't have
enough to debate the issue.

915
01:07:59,838 --> 01:08:04,170
I am not going to be a party
to taking anybody else back.

916
01:08:04,170 --> 01:08:05,707
You have to live up to it.

917
01:08:06,129 --> 01:08:07,497
[CHUCKLES]
[CLUNK]

918
01:08:07,505 --> 01:08:09,996
What do you expect
me to do, Oscar?

919
01:08:10,005 --> 01:08:11,712
Go for my gun?

920
01:08:12,839 --> 01:08:14,045
Of course not.

921
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:29,548
<i>[POP MUSIC PLAYING]</i>

922
01:08:54,092 --> 01:08:56,254
<i>[MALE DJ]
Hey, it's 450 FM in the PM.</i>

923
01:08:56,259 --> 01:08:59,467
<i>I'm Steve LaBeau, and you're listening
to 50,000 watts of rock and roll</i>

924
01:08:59,467 --> 01:09:02,084
<i>at tower of power
over the City of Angels.</i>

925
01:09:05,510 --> 01:09:06,671
<i>[MUSIC STOPS]</i>

926
01:09:06,676 --> 01:09:08,419
<i>[BELLS JINGLING]</i>

927
01:09:21,137 --> 01:09:22,174
<i>[POP MUSIC PLAYING]</i>

928
01:09:22,178 --> 01:09:24,169
Reggie?

929
01:09:24,178 --> 01:09:25,669
Merry Christmas.

930
01:09:30,179 --> 01:09:31,420
Reggie?

931
01:09:38,096 --> 01:09:39,303
Samantha?

932
01:09:45,097 --> 01:09:47,509
- Hi.
- Hm.

933
01:09:47,514 --> 01:09:48,676
Hi.

934
01:09:51,764 --> 01:09:55,177
Did you happen to see
two girls runnin' around here?

935
01:09:55,181 --> 01:09:56,717
One's a cheerleader.

936
01:09:57,807 --> 01:10:00,765
I'm not thinking straight.

937
01:10:00,765 --> 01:10:03,882
I wrote everything down, but...
[SCOFFS]

938
01:10:03,891 --> 01:10:05,303
I think I misspelled it.

939
01:10:05,308 --> 01:10:06,845
That pad on the table.

940
01:10:07,891 --> 01:10:09,508
[SIGHS]

941
01:10:09,516 --> 01:10:11,098
You need this?

942
01:10:11,099 --> 01:10:12,762
No, thanks, I have one.

943
01:10:15,142 --> 01:10:17,475
Seems to be the perfect
Christmas gift this year.

944
01:10:19,809 --> 01:10:21,300
I'm gonna miss Christmas.

945
01:10:22,809 --> 01:10:24,175
Permanently.

946
01:10:26,809 --> 01:10:31,552
<i>I want you to know that I thought
they were talking hypothetically.</i>

947
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:33,847
Until they found
the first survivors.

948
01:10:33,852 --> 01:10:35,309
Then they really did it.

949
01:10:38,227 --> 01:10:40,310
Some of those survivors
were just kids.

950
01:10:40,311 --> 01:10:43,018
Hey, wait a minute.
What's all this about blood?

951
01:10:46,519 --> 01:10:48,476
They think they can
generate a serum.

952
01:10:49,687 --> 01:10:50,894
A serum?

953
01:10:50,896 --> 01:10:54,854
<i>We were exposed.
Not a lot. Just enough.</i>

954
01:10:55,937 --> 01:10:58,600
They left the ventilating
ducts wide open.

955
01:10:58,605 --> 01:11:00,437
The fans going.

956
01:11:00,438 --> 01:11:02,679
Very scientific.

957
01:11:02,687 --> 01:11:04,305
Very stupid.

958
01:11:06,688 --> 01:11:08,600
In 36 hours

959
01:11:10,147 --> 01:11:14,230
you will be able to vacuum up
the last of them up from the carpet.

960
01:11:16,689 --> 01:11:19,430
<i>Hey, you know what?</i>

961
01:11:21,814 --> 01:11:24,148
She was right.

962
01:11:24,149 --> 01:11:25,606
You are cute.

963
01:11:27,315 --> 01:11:29,103
Santa Claus.

964
01:11:41,608 --> 01:11:42,771
Hey.

965
01:12:01,193 --> 01:12:02,900
<i>[MALE]
Have you ever had hepatitis?</i>

966
01:12:02,902 --> 01:12:04,644
Darn tags.

967
01:12:04,652 --> 01:12:06,063
Do you have a pair of scissors?

968
01:12:07,319 --> 01:12:08,481
No.

969
01:12:08,485 --> 01:12:09,727
Have you ever had hepatitis?

970
01:12:13,028 --> 01:12:14,361
Cute kids.

971
01:12:15,111 --> 01:12:16,353
<i>They a part of you guys?</i>

972
01:12:17,111 --> 01:12:18,193
<i>No.</i>

973
01:12:19,070 --> 01:12:21,687
They're survivors
just like you are.

974
01:12:21,696 --> 01:12:22,937
Neat girl, huh?

975
01:12:22,945 --> 01:12:25,232
If you like the type.

976
01:12:25,237 --> 01:12:26,945
Come on, kids,
come with me.

977
01:12:29,613 --> 01:12:31,104
<i>Have you ever had hepatitis?</i>

978
01:12:34,779 --> 01:12:37,521
No, I had mono once, though.

979
01:12:37,530 --> 01:12:39,897
Caught if from this guy
named Randy Sharp.

980
01:12:40,822 --> 01:12:41,859
Anemia?

981
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:43,693
No.

982
01:12:43,698 --> 01:12:45,610
<i>- Are you pregnant?
- Nope.</i>

983
01:12:45,615 --> 01:12:46,948
Thought I was once, though.

984
01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:50,106
That's not important.

985
01:12:50,114 --> 01:12:52,357
[GIGGLES]
That's what you think.

986
01:12:52,365 --> 01:12:54,527
That was the longest
three weeks of my life.

987
01:12:54,532 --> 01:12:56,364
<i>[BEEPING]</i>

988
01:13:00,325 --> 01:13:01,736
You know I can't remember.

989
01:13:01,741 --> 01:13:04,573
How much blood were we expected
to get from these people?

990
01:13:05,116 --> 01:13:09,778
- Uh, 300 ccs, yes, that's it.
- That can't be right.

991
01:13:09,782 --> 01:13:13,116
If we draw 300 ccs a day,
they'll expire altogether.

992
01:13:13,117 --> 01:13:16,860
<i>No, I don't think so, now that
we've terminated brain functions.</i>

993
01:13:16,868 --> 01:13:18,609
I mean, they're brain dead.

994
01:13:18,618 --> 01:13:21,359
All they can do now
is manufacture blood.

995
01:13:22,868 --> 01:13:24,609
Well, maybe.

996
01:13:26,118 --> 01:13:29,905
Well, we aren't going to get anything
like 300 ccs out of those children.

997
01:13:29,910 --> 01:13:31,822
<i>No, but we will
out of that teenager.</i>

998
01:13:31,826 --> 01:13:33,944
I hope she's just
as healthy as she looks.

999
01:13:33,952 --> 01:13:36,194
Boy, did you see her hair?

1000
01:13:36,202 --> 01:13:38,569
What I've give
to have hair like that.

1001
01:13:40,286 --> 01:13:41,528
What is this place?

1002
01:13:43,328 --> 01:13:45,240
Do you have diabetes?

1003
01:13:45,244 --> 01:13:47,282
I mean, is this
some sort of, I don't know,

1004
01:13:47,287 --> 01:13:48,869
underground hospital,
or what?

1005
01:13:52,162 --> 01:13:53,994
You're a very strong willed
young lady.

1006
01:13:55,330 --> 01:13:56,616
Cancer.

1007
01:13:57,537 --> 01:13:59,120
You have cancer?

1008
01:13:59,121 --> 01:14:01,488
No, I am a Cancer.

1009
01:14:01,496 --> 01:14:04,862
I just want to know where I am
and what I'm doing here.

1010
01:14:13,164 --> 01:14:14,371
[SIGHS]

1011
01:14:17,373 --> 01:14:19,535
<i>[BEEPING]
Oops.</i>

1012
01:14:19,540 --> 01:14:21,997
Oh, gosh, uh, could you hand me
that arterial--

1013
01:14:21,998 --> 01:14:22,956
Got it.

1014
01:14:30,541 --> 01:14:33,954
Well, it's up
to the respirators now.

1015
01:14:33,958 --> 01:14:35,494
Why don't we prep
the children?

1016
01:14:35,499 --> 01:14:38,741
When we're finished with them,
we can start on that girl.

1017
01:14:38,750 --> 01:14:40,366
They're so cute.

1018
01:14:40,374 --> 01:14:41,582
I love working with kids.

1019
01:14:42,250 --> 01:14:45,288
<i>Yeah.
Oh, don't forget the lights.</i>

1020
01:14:45,293 --> 01:14:48,034
<i>[BEEPING]</i>

1021
01:14:49,918 --> 01:14:51,784
Are you taking any medication?

1022
01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:01,623
Have you had any medication
within the last 24 hours?

1023
01:15:03,919 --> 01:15:05,536
Where's my sister?

1024
01:15:07,794 --> 01:15:08,751
<i>[DOOR CLICKS]</i>

1025
01:15:09,669 --> 01:15:11,877
Dr. Carter,
may I see you a moment?

1026
01:15:13,669 --> 01:15:14,752
All right.

1027
01:15:15,170 --> 01:15:17,503
<i>I mean, she should be here
by now, shouldn't she?</i>

1028
01:15:17,503 --> 01:15:19,165
<i>Even if Hector didn't show up?</i>

1029
01:15:19,170 --> 01:15:20,582
Your sister's dead.

1030
01:15:23,671 --> 01:15:26,003
[CHUCKLES]
What?

1031
01:15:26,004 --> 01:15:29,122
I realize this comes
as a shock,

1032
01:15:29,130 --> 01:15:30,587
<i>but she had been exposed,</i>

1033
01:15:30,588 --> 01:15:33,420
<i>and in 48 hours
she would have died anyway.</i>

1034
01:15:33,421 --> 01:15:36,459
It was quite painless
I can assure you.

1035
01:15:39,213 --> 01:15:40,547
<i>[DOOR CLOSES]</i>

1036
01:15:44,131 --> 01:15:46,622
My, you both have nice,
strong hearts.

1037
01:15:46,631 --> 01:15:47,998
Are we gonna get shots?

1038
01:15:48,298 --> 01:15:51,587
No, no shots, I promise.

1039
01:15:52,632 --> 01:15:54,670
- Audrey?
- Not back yet.

1040
01:15:54,674 --> 01:15:57,041
Listen, we may have a situation
on our hands here.

1041
01:15:57,050 --> 01:15:59,587
I can't locate Rogers
anyplace in the compound.

1042
01:15:59,591 --> 01:16:01,628
<i>Shi...</i>

1043
01:16:01,633 --> 01:16:03,374
I can't rule out the possibility

1044
01:16:03,382 --> 01:16:05,591
that he may already
have gone into transition.

1045
01:16:07,425 --> 01:16:08,836
[SIGHS]

1046
01:16:08,841 --> 01:16:11,129
We can't wait for Audrey.

1047
01:16:11,134 --> 01:16:13,716
You're gonna have to start with
the children and that one in there.

1048
01:16:13,717 --> 01:16:15,583
We need blood
to develop the serum.

1049
01:16:16,551 --> 01:16:18,383
We don't have enough
for everyone.

1050
01:16:20,676 --> 01:16:22,508
We're not robots, Doctor.

1051
01:16:22,509 --> 01:16:24,876
We're not all gonna fall over
at one time.

1052
01:16:24,885 --> 01:16:27,127
Some of us
will last a little longer

1053
01:16:27,135 --> 01:16:30,219
while others of us
have more immediate need.

1054
01:16:30,219 --> 01:16:32,960
You're smart.
You can figure that out.

1055
01:16:32,969 --> 01:16:36,586
<i>Psychology? not an exact
science, but my God, man,</i>

1056
01:16:36,594 --> 01:16:38,757
<i>anybody can add two and two!</i>

1057
01:16:42,929 --> 01:16:45,170
<i>[MALE] I'm very sorry
about your sister.</i>

1058
01:16:45,178 --> 01:16:47,296
It's a tragedy.

1059
01:16:47,303 --> 01:16:49,762
It, uh, it truly is.

1060
01:16:56,763 --> 01:17:01,097
And I can understand your hostility,
but no matter how upset you are,

1061
01:17:01,097 --> 01:17:04,554
breaking an expensive piece
of equipment won't solve anything.

1062
01:17:04,555 --> 01:17:07,717
[CHUCKLING] I mean,
striking out at inanimate objects

1063
01:17:07,722 --> 01:17:09,679
<i>is really quite childish.</i>

1064
01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:12,014
Even you should be able
to realize that.

1065
01:17:15,056 --> 01:17:16,298
Jerk.

1066
01:17:23,183 --> 01:17:25,720
<i>[MUFFLED MAN'S VOICE]</i>

1067
01:17:29,849 --> 01:17:32,637
<i>[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]</i>

1068
01:17:42,392 --> 01:17:43,679
<i>[SETS PARKING BRAKE]</i>

1069
01:17:44,851 --> 01:17:47,309
Howdy, partner.
How you doin'?

1070
01:17:48,643 --> 01:17:51,226
- Who are you?
- My names Hec.

1071
01:17:52,226 --> 01:17:53,683
Hec Gomez.

1072
01:17:55,685 --> 01:17:58,143
Hey, them's real fine duds
you got there.

1073
01:17:58,144 --> 01:18:00,476
<i>You a Maytag repairman?
[CHUCKLES]</i>

1074
01:18:00,477 --> 01:18:01,889
How'd you find this place?

1075
01:18:03,269 --> 01:18:06,682
Well, uh, this lady
back in L.A. sent me.

1076
01:18:06,686 --> 01:18:09,144
Hey, you been to L.A. lately?

1077
01:18:09,145 --> 01:18:10,932
It's cleaned out, man,
I'm tellin' ya.

1078
01:18:10,937 --> 01:18:13,349
[LAUGHS] Hey, come here,
I wanna show you somethin'.

1079
01:18:13,354 --> 01:18:14,311
Come on.

1080
01:18:16,604 --> 01:18:20,222
Hey, you know how the Harbor Freeway's
always bumper to bumper?

1081
01:18:20,229 --> 01:18:22,640
Well, you can go 150 miles
an hour if you want to.

1082
01:18:23,188 --> 01:18:25,225
Me and this baby.

1083
01:18:25,229 --> 01:18:28,346
We go through them freeways
like turkey crap through a tin horn.

1084
01:18:34,147 --> 01:18:35,263
Hey, uh...

1085
01:18:38,606 --> 01:18:39,939
You like girls?

1086
01:18:41,731 --> 01:18:42,893
Look in here.

1087
01:18:48,565 --> 01:18:51,103
- She's dead.
- She ain't dead.

1088
01:18:51,107 --> 01:18:53,565
See, this lady shot her up
with sodium pentothal

1089
01:18:53,566 --> 01:18:55,353
and make this fella think
she was dead.

1090
01:18:55,650 --> 01:18:56,766
[GROWLS]
Uh!

1091
01:18:59,067 --> 01:19:02,480
[SIGHS] So you wouldn't suck
her blood out, you asshole.

1092
01:19:06,108 --> 01:19:07,645
Son of a bitch!

1093
01:19:10,609 --> 01:19:11,771
Shit!

1094
01:19:13,026 --> 01:19:14,358
[EXHALES]

1095
01:19:22,068 --> 01:19:23,981
<i>[MALE VOICE ON PA]
Excuse me, everyone.</i>

1096
01:19:23,985 --> 01:19:26,068
<i>I'm afraid our adolescent
guest has escaped.</i>

1097
01:19:26,945 --> 01:19:28,981
She's quite hostile.

1098
01:19:28,985 --> 01:19:31,397
She may have already
gone topside, so please,

1099
01:19:31,402 --> 01:19:33,610
<i>take a moment
to look around you.</i>

1100
01:19:56,905 --> 01:19:58,567
Check those rooms
and I'll check this one.

1101
01:20:07,156 --> 01:20:09,818
<i>[MUFFLED MALE VOICE]</i>

1102
01:21:12,995 --> 01:21:15,657
<i>[BREATHING]</i>

1103
01:21:40,706 --> 01:21:42,868
[SCREAMING]

1104
01:21:57,124 --> 01:21:58,411
Let's go.

1105
01:22:05,959 --> 01:22:08,076
Everything's under control.

1106
01:22:08,084 --> 01:22:09,246
Good.

1107
01:22:14,001 --> 01:22:16,163
<i>[FOOTSTEPS]</i>

1108
01:22:23,461 --> 01:22:26,293
[FEMALE HUMMING "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES"]

1109
01:22:36,628 --> 01:22:37,666
[CLUNK]

1110
01:22:38,711 --> 01:22:40,578
You said no shots.

1111
01:22:40,587 --> 01:22:42,169
This isn't a shot, sweetheart.

1112
01:22:42,170 --> 01:22:44,207
It'll just--

1113
01:22:44,212 --> 01:22:47,921
You'll just giggle and then
you'll feel a little sleepy.

1114
01:22:47,921 --> 01:22:49,254
[CHUCKLES]
That's right.

1115
01:22:49,254 --> 01:22:51,746
And when you wake up,
do you know where you'll be?

1116
01:22:51,755 --> 01:22:55,167
- Where?
- With Santa Claus at the North Pole.

1117
01:22:55,171 --> 01:22:59,335
In fact, you'll live with Santa Claus
for the rest of your life.

1118
01:22:59,339 --> 01:23:01,877
Hey, there's no such thing
as Santa Claus.

1119
01:23:01,881 --> 01:23:03,213
<i>[MALE]
What?</i>

1120
01:23:04,131 --> 01:23:05,918
You don't believe in Santa?

1121
01:23:07,256 --> 01:23:08,213
[CLUNK]

1122
01:23:09,881 --> 01:23:12,339
<i>[ALARM SOUNDING]</i>

1123
01:23:25,132 --> 01:23:27,124
Life support systems.

1124
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:30,167
Wilson, come with me.

1125
01:23:31,384 --> 01:23:32,842
- Keep an eye on her.
- Right.

1126
01:23:32,842 --> 01:23:35,175
<i>Now, Wilson!</i>

1127
01:23:35,176 --> 01:23:37,713
<i>Forget the door!
Turn off the alarm!</i>

1128
01:23:41,676 --> 01:23:42,759
Uh!

1129
01:23:47,677 --> 01:23:49,919
<i>[SOLID TONE]</i>

1130
01:23:53,177 --> 01:23:55,090
<i>[CHILD]
I don't know.</i>

1131
01:23:55,095 --> 01:23:58,586
<i>My parents told me never
to breathe anything from strangers.</i>

1132
01:23:58,594 --> 01:23:59,676
Hey!

1133
01:24:01,678 --> 01:24:02,795
Get your hands up.

1134
01:24:09,595 --> 01:24:10,837
What are you guys doing?

1135
01:24:10,845 --> 01:24:12,427
They said if we breathe this,

1136
01:24:12,428 --> 01:24:16,216
we could go to the North Pole
and see Santa Claus.

1137
01:24:16,221 --> 01:24:18,008
That's so sick.

1138
01:24:18,012 --> 01:24:19,050
Hey!

1139
01:24:19,055 --> 01:24:20,546
[SCREAMS]
Holy shit!

1140
01:24:20,554 --> 01:24:21,921
- Whoa.
- Sam?

1141
01:24:21,930 --> 01:24:23,172
I give, I give.

1142
01:24:23,721 --> 01:24:25,304
They said you were dead.

1143
01:24:25,305 --> 01:24:28,389
They were exaggerating totally.

1144
01:24:28,390 --> 01:24:30,847
- Hey, that's a great outfit.
- Thanks.

1145
01:24:30,847 --> 01:24:32,339
<i>[SAMANTHA] Is that guy
in the hallway dead?</i>

1146
01:24:33,848 --> 01:24:35,180
Don't.

1147
01:24:38,181 --> 01:24:40,172
<i>[SOLID TONE]</i>

1148
01:24:46,349 --> 01:24:47,511
Well?

1149
01:24:51,891 --> 01:24:54,758
You can give up
if you want to, Wilson.

1150
01:24:57,976 --> 01:25:00,638
But we still have
the two children and that girl.

1151
01:25:02,725 --> 01:25:03,887
[BOY]
I forgot my football.

1152
01:25:03,892 --> 01:25:05,008
[SAMANTHA]
We'll get you another football.

1153
01:25:05,017 --> 01:25:06,509
[REGINA]
We'll get you a stadium.

1154
01:25:09,394 --> 01:25:10,509
Now.

1155
01:25:11,685 --> 01:25:14,177
<i>[LAUGHING]</i>

1156
01:25:22,852 --> 01:25:25,014
Get everybody topside.
Now!

1157
01:25:25,019 --> 01:25:25,976
What about them?

1158
01:25:26,769 --> 01:25:28,386
Screw them.

1159
01:25:28,395 --> 01:25:30,261
[LAUGHING CONTINUES]

1160
01:25:34,688 --> 01:25:37,599
<i>[SAMANTHA]
Okay, kids, going up.</i>

1161
01:25:37,603 --> 01:25:39,641
Put your hands down, kids.

1162
01:25:40,105 --> 01:25:42,017
God, don't be so stupid.

1163
01:25:54,480 --> 01:25:56,813
- Come on, kids!
- Who are the kids?

1164
01:25:56,814 --> 01:25:58,272
- I'm Brian.
- I'm Sarah.

1165
01:25:58,272 --> 01:26:00,480
Yeah, and I'm Aunt Reg
and that's Aunt Sam

1166
01:26:00,481 --> 01:26:01,973
and that's Uncle Hector.

1167
01:26:01,982 --> 01:26:03,143
Can I have my bunny?

1168
01:26:03,147 --> 01:26:05,810
In a minute.
Beat feet, Uncle Hector.

1169
01:26:05,815 --> 01:26:07,102
Uncle Hector?

1170
01:26:07,107 --> 01:26:09,064
<i>Hey, it's my bunny, you know?</i>

1171
01:26:09,065 --> 01:26:11,148
<i>[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]</i>

1172
01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:18,437
Where have you been?

1173
01:26:18,441 --> 01:26:19,682
<i>[SAMANTHA]
Can we change this?</i>

1174
01:26:19,691 --> 01:26:21,354
Arranging a hotfoot
for your friends.

1175
01:26:21,358 --> 01:26:23,021
I really hate this music.

1176
01:26:23,025 --> 01:26:24,392
Give me a break!

1177
01:26:27,109 --> 01:26:28,146
What are you doing?

1178
01:26:28,150 --> 01:26:31,893
I'm not kidding,
I get car sick without my bunny.

1179
01:26:31,901 --> 01:26:34,233
Come on, Reg,
give the kid the bunny.

1180
01:26:34,234 --> 01:26:36,146
We've stopped,
why have we stopped?

1181
01:26:36,150 --> 01:26:39,188
- Son of a--
- Don't shoot them, you idiot.

1182
01:26:39,193 --> 01:26:41,980
Okay, kids, cover your eyes
for Uncle Hector.

1183
01:26:45,027 --> 01:26:46,814
Hey!

1184
01:26:46,819 --> 01:26:48,152
Think tank, huh?

1185
01:26:48,152 --> 01:26:50,893
Uh, look, couldn't
we just like, leave?

1186
01:26:50,902 --> 01:26:52,019
Think over this!

1187
01:26:53,778 --> 01:26:55,269
We can get them.

1188
01:26:55,277 --> 01:26:58,314
<i>- Hey, we'll be taking off now.
- We have to get them.</i>

1189
01:26:58,319 --> 01:27:01,312
Look us up at Chasen's.
Uh, we'll party down, huh?

1190
01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:03,107
- Come on.
- Come on, come on, this is fun.

1191
01:27:04,737 --> 01:27:07,195
The kids would like to say good-bye,
it's been fun.

1192
01:27:07,196 --> 01:27:09,061
Hope to see you around
real soon.

1193
01:27:11,821 --> 01:27:13,313
Is that gasoline I smell?

1194
01:27:18,363 --> 01:27:19,696
<i>Wait, wait, don't, don't!</i>

1195
01:27:44,033 --> 01:27:45,649
Wow.

1196
01:27:45,658 --> 01:27:46,865
All right, Hector.

1197
01:27:54,409 --> 01:27:55,820
[SCREAMING]

1198
01:28:02,326 --> 01:28:03,942
Let go of her!
Leave her alone!

1199
01:28:07,076 --> 01:28:08,363
Hector!

1200
01:28:10,201 --> 01:28:12,363
<i>[GUNSHOTS]</i>

1201
01:28:13,285 --> 01:28:15,947
<i>- [CHILD] Reggie.
- [SAMANTHA] It's all right.</i>

1202
01:28:15,952 --> 01:28:18,865
<i>- [CRYING]
- It's all right. It's okay.</i>

1203
01:28:20,036 --> 01:28:21,402
<i>I got you.</i>

1204
01:28:21,411 --> 01:28:22,903
<i>It's all right.</i>

1205
01:28:22,911 --> 01:28:24,573
<i>It's okay.</i>

1206
01:28:24,577 --> 01:28:25,911
<i>I got you.</i>

1207
01:28:25,912 --> 01:28:27,528
Shhh.

1208
01:28:33,204 --> 01:28:36,321
[THUNDERCLAPS]
[RAIN]

1209
01:29:09,457 --> 01:29:11,574
<i>[FEMALE]
Okay, kids, smile, come on.</i>

1210
01:29:12,791 --> 01:29:13,828
[SIGHS]

1211
01:29:13,833 --> 01:29:16,825
Oh, don't-- God, you're so cute!
You're just so cute-- wait.

1212
01:29:17,875 --> 01:29:19,957
Mr. Bunny needs to be
in this picture too.

1213
01:29:19,958 --> 01:29:21,575
So, okay, that's great.

1214
01:29:21,583 --> 01:29:22,870
Can I take this jacket off?

1215
01:29:22,875 --> 01:29:24,366
- It itches.
- No, you can't.

1216
01:29:24,375 --> 01:29:26,242
I just want to take
another picture, all right?

1217
01:29:26,251 --> 01:29:27,492
- Please?
- No.

1218
01:29:27,500 --> 01:29:28,788
Now,
you just hold on to that.

1219
01:29:28,793 --> 01:29:30,284
- Stay there. Okay, perfect.
- Oh, brother.

1220
01:29:30,292 --> 01:29:32,375
<i>[BOY] There's still
a few zombies around.</i>

1221
01:29:32,376 --> 01:29:35,163
<i>Don't slouch.
And Sarah--</i>

1222
01:29:35,167 --> 01:29:36,284
Hold that.

1223
01:29:38,043 --> 01:29:39,410
Smile.

1224
01:29:39,419 --> 01:29:41,581
<i>[CAMERA CYCLES]
[SIGHING]</i>

1225
01:29:41,585 --> 01:29:42,792
<i>[REGINA]
Did the flash go off?</i>

1226
01:29:42,794 --> 01:29:44,751
<i>Can't tell on these things.</i>

1227
01:29:44,752 --> 01:29:47,039
Hey, if you're gonna throw
those guns away,

1228
01:29:47,044 --> 01:29:48,331
<i>can I have one?</i>

1229
01:29:52,044 --> 01:29:53,251
Don't look at me.

1230
01:29:53,253 --> 01:29:54,915
I mean, I don't know
where she gets that stuff.

1231
01:29:59,004 --> 01:30:00,916
<i>Smile, Hec.</i>

1232
01:30:03,629 --> 01:30:04,836
Handsome.

1233
01:30:06,713 --> 01:30:08,875
Maybe I could be
a nun or something.

1234
01:30:09,629 --> 01:30:11,837
Ooh,
I just love these pictures.

1235
01:30:12,130 --> 01:30:14,087
[BRIAN] You've only taken
about 30 of 'em.

1236
01:30:14,088 --> 01:30:15,375
You know, we're going to need
some more film soon.

1237
01:30:15,380 --> 01:30:16,462
- Let me straighten your tie.
- Okay.

1238
01:30:17,797 --> 01:30:20,005
God, they look
like the Brady Bunch.

1239
01:30:21,589 --> 01:30:23,296
What are you waiting for?

1240
01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:25,297
Can I see 'em?

1241
01:30:25,297 --> 01:30:27,130
We're waiting
for the light to change.

1242
01:30:27,132 --> 01:30:28,714
We do not cross
against the light.

1243
01:30:32,549 --> 01:30:34,836
Are you nuts,
Auntie Regina?

1244
01:30:35,590 --> 01:30:39,377
[SIGHS] You may as well
face the facts, Samantha.

1245
01:30:39,382 --> 01:30:43,295
The whole burden of civilization
has fallen upon us.

1246
01:30:45,717 --> 01:30:47,333
What's that supposed to mean?

1247
01:30:49,259 --> 01:30:52,341
It means we do not cross
against the light.

1248
01:30:54,467 --> 01:30:56,629
That's totally stupid!

1249
01:30:56,634 --> 01:30:58,125
There's nobody here!

1250
01:30:58,134 --> 01:31:01,376
See, we're talking ghost town!

1251
01:31:01,384 --> 01:31:02,797
<i>[TIRES SQUEALING]</i>

1252
01:31:08,094 --> 01:31:09,801
<i>[TIRES SQUEALING]</i>

1253
01:31:09,802 --> 01:31:10,884
See what happens.

1254
01:31:16,970 --> 01:31:20,587
God, I'm sorry, but you shouldn't cross
against the light like that.

1255
01:31:23,511 --> 01:31:25,753
Hey, you guys are
survivors too, huh?

1256
01:31:28,928 --> 01:31:31,466
- What?
- Nothin'.

1257
01:31:31,470 --> 01:31:32,427
Great car.

1258
01:31:32,971 --> 01:31:35,383
Thanks, I have 23 of them.
You want to go for a ride?

1259
01:31:35,388 --> 01:31:37,425
More than you know.

1260
01:31:41,097 --> 01:31:42,633
We don't know anything
about this guy.

1261
01:31:43,680 --> 01:31:44,887
Where's he from?

1262
01:31:44,888 --> 01:31:46,175
What's his name?

1263
01:31:46,180 --> 01:31:48,388
- What's your name.
- Danny Mason Keener.

1264
01:31:49,180 --> 01:31:50,967
<i>Danny Mason Keener, okay?</i>

1265
01:31:52,889 --> 01:31:56,346
Yeah, all right, well, just be back
by midnight, okay?

1266
01:31:56,347 --> 01:31:57,885
Midnight?

1267
01:31:57,890 --> 01:32:00,973
The burden of civilization
is on us, okay?

1268
01:32:00,974 --> 01:32:02,681
Oh, yeah.

1269
01:32:02,682 --> 01:32:04,218
Bitchin', isn't it?