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♪♪♪
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(crowd cheering)
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(SportsDesk theme music)
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- Hey, I'm James Duffy.
- Yes, he is. I'm Chad Bailey,
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sexy, roguish new face of
our parent company's effort
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to rebrand SportsDesk
for a new generation.
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SportsDesk, it's not
delivery; it's SportsDesk.
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- OK, uh, we go live to
Reading, Pennsylvania.
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With the Big League officially shut
down thanks to the lockout, all eyes
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are on the ENHL tonight
as the Reading Wolfdogs
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get set to take on the Halifax...
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- Highlanders, this season, the big show
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made it to us. This lockout means
there's gonna be a whole bunch
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of big dicks swinging away down to
our league. Play is gonna get faster,
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the hits are gonna get harder,
crowd's gonna get "crowdier."
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Fucking boys of the light brigade,
and you're gonna need someone
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at the tip of the spear. You need a cap.
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- Yeah.
- He's bled blue and orange for this team
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a long time.
- That's right.
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- He's got that shit that keeps him going
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long after he has any reason to.
- (Coach): Open that up.
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- Dougie. My boy. Put this fucker on!
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Come on!
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- (player): Looks good on you.
- Cheers. - (player): Alright.
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- C, whoo!
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(sighing)
- Thank you guys so much.
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I've never been a captain before.
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One time, I had a dream that I
was a captain of a monkey ship.
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There was all these monkeys
playing around, laughing,
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having fun, singing,
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wearing little monkey sailor hats,
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fighting over life jackets.
Pierce Brosnan was screaming.
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I hope one day I could be
the captain of your dreams.
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Best wishes. Doug Glatt.
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- OK, yeah, alright, good. Well, we... Dougie,
didn't make you captain for your speeches.
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We made you captain...
- Because you leave it all out there on the fucking ice.
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Ah, this sport is everything to you, right?
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You make me proud to own this team.
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I want you all to watch
Doug out there tonight.
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Watch him do whatever the
fuck it takes to get us
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the W. That said,
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come on, let's get after
it, boys! (cheering)
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- Congrats, bud. - Fresh-beat ice, boys.
- Thank you, buddy.
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- I can't wait, Dougie.
- Go out and captain out there.
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- (Duffy): Joining us for tonight's
game, our own Red McCauley.
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- (McCauley): Reading city
council spent a bunch of money
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on a new Jumbotron and right now,
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it's making everything red.
- Go, boys!
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(siren)
- I love this fucking game.
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- (McCauley): And back to Reading here.
Here's Laflamme dancing with the puck.
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Laflamme spins. He shoots. He hit the post!
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Now it's Laflamme again. He's all
over the ice! Murphy steps into him.
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Ohh! Glatt absolutely levels Michael Murphy.
- Sorry, Mikey.
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- (McCauley): Glatt's escorted aside
by a couple of Reading Wolfdogs.
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Laflamme! He was flattened.
That angers Glatt.
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Glatt fires a left. He fires a right.
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- Sorry, Mikey.
- (McCauley): They're falling.
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The Wolfdogs are down.
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- Sorry, Mikey.
- Shut the fuck up, Doug.
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- (McCauley): And that is what
friends are for, especially
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when your friends are huge
Jewish guys named Doug Glatt.
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(dynamic music)
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Here's Laflamme taking the
puck. He moves up the left wing.
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Laflamme trying to go to the
outside as the penalties expire.
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Both sides at full swing.
Laflamme in behind the goal,
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takes it into the corner He circles.
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What's in front? Awaiting there is Glatt,
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but Laflamme holds up, jams out. He scores!
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Laflamme makes it 1-nothing for
the Halifax Highlanders. - Alright.
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- (McCauley): Reunited,
and it feels so good.
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It's a new dawn for
the Halifax Highlanders.
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(encouragements)
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- You're like Captain America!
- "Captain America"!
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- (McCauley): New owner and GM Hyrum Cain's plan to win
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a championship in his
first season starts off
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with a bang as the
Highlanders open the scoring.
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- Highlanders draw first
blood at the buzzer,
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but the real story here
is the physical play.
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Doug Glatt, like a huge
Jewish freight train
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doing what he does best.
His tilt with Ross Rhea still
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number 1 on the Hockeyfights.com
all-time best list.
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He's already proving
to be a difference maker
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for Halifax GM and
Highlanders' hall of famer
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Hyrum Cain.
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- The other story to follow
of course is Hyrum's son
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Anders Cain who's coming
off that career-high
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season last year: 80 points.
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Anders now finds himself up
against his own father's team
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in the very first game of the season.
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Anders is the prototypical
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modern-era tough guy,
able to drop the gloves
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and put up the points as well.
Anders and Xavier Laflamme
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are perfect examples of the
kind of the top-quality talent
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this lockout is already providing the League.
- What a great lockout.
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- No one ever says that.
- I just did. And I'm Chad Bailey. SportsDesk...
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it's sports at a desk, you lunatics.
Look at this motherfucking desk.
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- I wanted to thank my big sis, Eva,
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for organizing the fuck out of this!
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- Yeah! - Indeed!
- Gonna get "shittered";
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might as well get "shittered"
at my place of work.
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- Place of work! (cheering)
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Place of work! Place of work!
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- And you just add some cheese in there.
- Oh, shit, there he is! Dougie!
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- When it gets to a certain length, I just go to the barber
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and he cuts it to the length
that I want him to cut it in.
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Thank you.
- (woman): Attaboy, Dougie.
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- But just to summarize, that's a yes on mandatory neck guards.
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- Yes. That's correct. Thank you.
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- OK. Now while we have you here, is there anyone
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back home you'd like
to give a shout out to?
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- Yes, thank you. I want to say hi to my one teammate Eva
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who couldn't be here tonight. She's my teammate
and can't be here right now. My wife Eva.
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- Doug with that big dick! (blonde woman laughing)
- That's not appropriate.
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- I'll do whatever my team needs me to do.
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- (blonde woman): Yeah, you do.
- (other woman): Yeah, Dougie!
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- Whatever you need.
(Eva vomiting) Hahaha!
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- Oh, my God!
- Hahaha!
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My beer is back.
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(Eva coughing) (toilet flushing)
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(sighing)
- Ugh!
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(other toilet flushing)
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(ominous music) (baby laughing)
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Aw, f...
- Fuck sake!
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Jesus Christ! Goddammit!
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No one wants to skate anymore. Is
that it? Do you want to sit here?
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Breathe hard? Dougie, you're on.
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I want you to rough up a few Reading cunts
right now. The boys need some inspiration,
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and you can provide that.
Let's go! Come on, come on!
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- Let's go, boys! Let's turn
this fucking thing around.
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(dramatic music)
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- Here it comes.
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(crowd gasping)
- You wanna go?
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(stick falling on ice)
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(whistle)
- Come on, come on.
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- (crowd, chanting): Fight!
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- (McCauley): Jesus Christ!
Anders came with the opening salvo!
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- Come on, come on!
- Doug Glatt is rocked!
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Cain just keeps pouncing.
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The Thug is in trouble, folks!
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- Ugh!
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(grunting)
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- (McCauley): What has
happened to Doug Glatt?
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The champion in so many eyes!
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(crowd cheering)
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- (Laflamme): Fuck off! You fuck!
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(Glatt groaning)
- You popped your whole arm out. Fuck me!
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- Did I lose?
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(rock music)
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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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(audio feedback)
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- Our boy's moving on to greener pastures.
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But remember, once a Highlander...
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- (crowd): Always a Highlander!
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- Fucking A!
- This one's for you, Dougie.
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(guitar tuning and drumroll)
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♪♪ Oh, Dougie boy ♪
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♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling ♪
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- Jesus Christ, he's drunk already.
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- Fucking right, man. - ♪ From glen
to glen ♪ - Potato fucking salad.
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- ♪ And down the mountain ♪
- Ow!!
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- You will never eat a meal in peace.
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- Animals don't eat in peace.
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Animals eat pieces of dog shit.
- I'm not a fucking animal, man!
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I'm a real person! I got real fucking emotions. I don't eat...
- Fuck you!
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- Ow! You fucking Neanderthals!
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- So fucking tired though.
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I'm not as fast as I used to be.
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- I'm not as tough as I used to be.
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- (man): Dougie, this is all for you!
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(some people laughing)
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- How much you... How much recovery time?
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(man still singing)
- Doctor said
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that I should never play hockey again.
- Tabarnak!
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- Yeah. That's exactly what I said.
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(Doug sighing) And we have a baby coming.
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Eva's cousin, he's got a job
opportunity at an insurance company.
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- ♪ Oh, Dougie boy ♪
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- I mean...
- Dougie boy!
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♪ I love you so ♪♪
- Got beaten.
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(drumroll) He beat me.
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I have to make responsible decisions.
(crowd applauding and cheering)
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- Alright.
- I got you. I got you, friend.
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- Stevesy, I think I'm gonna piss myself.
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(retro orchestral music playing)
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- Hey! There's my guy!
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Hey, stay there, I'll come to you.
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Ooh! Yeah.
- (employee): I'm good, Ray.
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- Just stand here?
- Just...
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I told you I'm coming to you. - I'm
Doug Glatt. - I said I was coming to you.
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I can do this. Prostate.
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Work up. Got a melon.
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Here we go. See? Flat,
I'm fine. It's the stairs.
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- I'm Doug Glatt. - Yeah. Bob Forbes.
- Ow, my arm!
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- Oh yeah, hell of an arm! How
excited are you right now, huh?
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- Yes. Thank you so much.
The windows here are great.
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- Yeah, tell you what. You deserve
'em. 'Cause the sky is the limit
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here at Cornwallis Insurance.
- Hmm! - You seen the commercials?
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- No.
- Ah, you should, they're real good. It says,
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♪ Go ahead and call us, we're... ♪
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- You want me to call you?
- No, I want you to finish the song. Cornwallis.
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- Oh.
- Hahaha! There he is. He's going up, this guy.
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Get in there.
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Used to be a jail.
Prisoners killed themselves.
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"Doug Glatt, storage room,"
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that's you. How does that feel?
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You know, you mentioned
you play hockey; I used
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to watch a lot of hockey 'til it
got too exciting for the old ticker.
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Had a massive heart attack. Yep,
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I am a sick man. Anyway,
I'm lying on my death bed,
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and that's when I got bit
by the selling insurance bug.
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(Doug chuckling) Yep, she laid eggs
right inside of me, and now you're here.
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- I'm allergic to eggs.
- You're an idiot;
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nobody's allergic to eggs. (man
outside moaning) Oh, Christ,
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this guy. Come on, come on! Come on!
Aah! Get out of there! Quit! Quit that!
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- (man outside): Fuck you!
- It's like he's showing off. Huh? Nice fixed stream.
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- Yeah.
- God! They got a whole alley to do that in and then they choose
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this window to piss on.
God, it's like crack to them.
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- Crazy.
- They also sell crack at that window.
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- Oh! OK.
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- But don't worry, it's safe as
long as you get out by sundown.
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That's when the handjobs start.
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(pop music playing)
- What the...?
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A lot of cars in our driveway.
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(You're a Strange Animal
by Gowan playing)
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- AAAH! Surprise!
- Hey, fuck!
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- I was gonna be in town anyway, so I thought to
myself, wouldn't this be the perfect opportunity
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to organize a little something
for the two of you? Ohhh,
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I am so proud of you, Dougie. You
found something secure and steady.
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You see? Everything has a time and a place.
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Hmm! Hmm-hmm!
- Thanks, Mom.
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- Oh. Your house, the baby...
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I can't believe I'm gonna be a grandmother.
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If I'm being honest, there was a while there
where I never thought it was gonna happen,
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what with Ira being the way he is and all.
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- Jesus, Mom.
- Wow!
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If it makes you feel any
better, I go all kinds of ways.
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- What kinds of ways?
- Ah, you get me drunk enough,
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I'll munch a box. That's not an
animal; I got all kinds of tricks.
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(man growling)
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- Feels like my ass threw up!
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HEYYY! There he is! No, no, come on,
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give me the good stuff.
Give me the... No, no.
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(gurgling)
- (Doug's mom): Ohhhh!
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- Fucking... Mazel tov!
Mazel tov! In your a...
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Oh, excuse me, I didn't... I'm sorry. Sorry.
- (whispering): No. Fuck.
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- I was just pretending to butt fuck my friend.
I don't think we've been properly introduced.
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I'm Patrick... Hoolahan.
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- We've met, you idiot!
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You wouldn't stop hitting on
me at Doug and Eva's wedding.
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And you fell asleep and pissed yourself.
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- Nice. Represent.
- (Mary): Yeah.
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- Why do you have a boner?
- You just noticed that?
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- Hey, what, I have a...
- (Mary): It's massive.
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- What? Uh...
- Come on, clean it up!
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- Ah! - No! Stop!
- Just trying to get rid of it.
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- Pat always gets boners.
- (Pat): FUCK! DIB! HIYA!
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- So how was your first day?
- Work?
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Oh, it... Aw, It was so fun.
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Yeah. I mean, there's
so many documents and...
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phone calls to make and receive and...
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You sit a lot.
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I mean, like, pretty much the whole day.
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So it's safe. You know, it's really safe.
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Plus there's a Harvey's
close by, which is good.
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- Hey. I'm proud of you,
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of us.
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We're doing this. It's...
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it's a fucking a lot and...
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(chuckling) It's crazy, but we're doing it.
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Together.
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- A team.
- Yeah, we're a team. Got each other's backs.
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I know it's hard for you.
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I mean, I know you miss it.
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And I miss it too.
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I loved watching you play,
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but I love you and...
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the family we're gonna
have, more. (toilet flushing)
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- AAH! Guys! Dropping loads.
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Dropping fucking hot meatball
loads from my asshole.
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- Hey, Pat.
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- This... I
-I was just... I'm having... I'm having
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some stomach issues today.
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- (announcer): Ladies and germs,
welcome to the Bruised and Battered
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Hockey Fighting Competition.
Proudly banned in 11 states,
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6 provinces and 1 territory!
The hockey tournament
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for retired fourth-liners
with only one rule:
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no hockey.
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- You know, I tell ya, Hot Ice
would have been all over this shit.
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Fucking kids these days
with their fucking...
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YouTube.
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Fucking Isis.
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I tell you what, I'm into
new shit now. But lately,
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Dougie, my new thing; I'm all about going
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fucking door to door
selling fucking china deluxe.
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Look at this fucking thing,
right? You know, you fucking...
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You put it someplace, you put it
another place. People fucking look at it.
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Does everything it needs to do.
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Dope, right? Dougie?
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- I keep going over
and over it in my head.
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He was unlike anybody
I've ever fought before.
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He was faster...
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meaner.
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Thank God Eva wasn't
watching when he beat me.
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- (announcer): And now, the
main event of the evening!
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Fighting for the $400 grand prize
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is reigning champ, Ross "the Boss"...
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- Rhea!
- (announcer): Rhea!
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- (Pat): Yep, you kicked the
shit out of him. He looks like
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265 pounds of dog shit stuffed
into fucking ice skates,
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but, tell you what,
motherfucker can still bang.
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(neck cracking)
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- Hey, Barnesby.
- Bossman.
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- How's the shoulder?
- Fucked as usual.
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Thanks for asking, though.
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- Alright. I'll make it quick for you.
- Fuck you.
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(crowd cheering)
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(rock music playing)
- (spectator): Follow the dream! Yeah!
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- Oof! Oof!
- ♪♪ Stand up and say And say your prayers ♪
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♪ Stand up and say ♪
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♪ Say your prayers Say them ♪♪
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- Oh!
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- You alright, Barnes?
- Aww, go fuck yourself.
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- Jesus fucking Christ!
It's a fucking crime scene!
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(cheers and applause) Bra-ah!
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- (woman): I love you!
- "The Bruised and Battered Competition...
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"would like to thank you
for your continued support.
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"But we are especially thankful...
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(audio feedback) (soft music playing)
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"...for the Dartmouth Wig Outlet.
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You won't wig out at their prices."
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- (spectator): Fucking
sister wearing the wig!
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(spectators shouting)
- Alright.
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I got some people I want to
thank too. You fucking people!
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(crowd whistling and
jeering) Yeah. That's right.
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I used to think I was done.
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And maybe there... there
is a time for everybody...
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but when I step out on this ice
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and I see all of you
cheering me on, I know my time
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ain't done yet. Thank you very much.
- You're the fucking man, Ross!
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- (crowd): Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross!
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Ross! Ross!
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Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross!
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- I'm James Duffy.
- And I'm Chad Bailey. You're watching SportsDesk.
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SportsDesk, we're all pink on the inside.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
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Anyway, Halifax's woeful
losing streak extends
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to 12 straight losses to start the year.
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They've been in a rut
since their disastrous
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season-opening loss to Reading, which saw
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then-captain Doug Glatt
hospitalized following
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what would be a career-ending
tilt with Anders Cain.
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Can the Highlanders find a
way to turn things around?
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- (Hyrum): I bought this team because I win.
- (Coach): I know.
355
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- This lockout should be the best thing
to ever happen to us, but we're blowing it.
356
00:21:41,499 --> 00:21:45,633
We are going after the biggest
names on this side of the Atlantic,
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players you can build a team
around, starting with Anders.
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- Wait. Your son?
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00:21:52,009 --> 00:21:54,509
- Yeah. He's been
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a fucking beast for Reading.
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Not to mention, he almost
singlehandedly eviscerated us.
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- Why are you taking so much joy?
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00:22:02,953 --> 00:22:05,388
He pretty much ended Dougie's
fucking hockey career.
364
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:08,391
- Hey, Glatt's career
was ending all by itself.
365
00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:11,160
- Well, we're never gonna
know that now, are we?
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No offence, Hyrum, OK?
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But you and your son, not
exactly Walter and Wayne.
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00:22:16,534 --> 00:22:19,969
- That shit is behind us. You can
believe he is not gonna fuck this up.
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He knows what's at stake.
We go all in for Anders...
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you're gonna make him captain,
and I'm gonna keep his ass in line.
371
00:22:28,112 --> 00:22:30,546
- Hyrum, please. Captain? Let's talk about this.
- Ronnie...
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- Let's think about this. Let's think about the A...
- Ronnie!
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- Before we get to the C.
- Ronnie! You're gonna coach my kid.
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You're gonna build a team around
him, you're gonna make him captain
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00:22:40,691 --> 00:22:43,825
or I'm gonna find some other fucking guy who will.
- Fine.
376
00:22:43,827 --> 00:22:48,029
- Good.
- Fine. Better than being on the door.
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00:22:48,031 --> 00:22:50,434
(rock music)
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(rock music)
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(Strength of Strings
by Gene Clark playing)
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00:23:02,446 --> 00:23:06,614
- Hey.
- Hey. Thanks for coming.
381
00:23:06,616 --> 00:23:10,219
- Thanks for inviting me.
- Welcome. What do you think?
382
00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:14,123
- I think it's... I think it's all...
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you.
- As it should be, right?
384
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- As it should be.
- Great room. - Great room.
385
00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:22,965
- Can I get you a soda pop or...?
- Uh...
386
00:23:22,967 --> 00:23:27,706
- Sunflower seeds? - Uh, yeah, seeds
are good. - Help yourself. Sit down.
387
00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:35,180
- Sunflower seeds are for
winners. (tongue clicking)
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00:23:38,782 --> 00:23:41,016
- Son...
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00:23:41,018 --> 00:23:44,519
- Sorry. It's uh...
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00:23:44,521 --> 00:23:48,690
- You're carrying the torch now.
- Yes, sir.
391
00:23:48,692 --> 00:23:51,626
- You don't want...
(clicking tongue) ...over you.
392
00:23:51,628 --> 00:23:56,198
- I own the torch.
- Our name's on your back. Our family.
393
00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:00,001
- Our family. And actually,
um, Mom was asking me...
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- Our name is a currency in this town.
- Absolutely.
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- I don't want you to fuck
this up. Not this time.
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00:24:06,644 --> 00:24:10,578
This season's everything.
The world is watching.
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00:24:10,580 --> 00:24:13,181
- Maybe not the world.
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00:24:13,183 --> 00:24:15,718
I mean, Canada probably, but...
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And like three or four states.
- Stand up.
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00:24:22,727 --> 00:24:25,827
I'm giving you the C. - Yeah.
- You're gonna prove me right.
401
00:24:25,829 --> 00:24:28,831
You're gonna win. - Yes, sir. Gonna
win. - Stay the fuck out of trouble.
402
00:24:28,833 --> 00:24:31,901
- Because the therapy worked this time.
403
00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:35,136
- I don't wanna hear about that.
- We won't talk about it.
404
00:24:35,138 --> 00:24:38,172
- That's for your mom.
- Yes, sir. - It's shit for your mom.
405
00:24:38,174 --> 00:24:41,142
- Yes, sir.
- Don't bring shit up like that.
406
00:24:41,144 --> 00:24:43,946
- (man on TV): You don't know nothing about good times.
407
00:24:43,948 --> 00:24:47,650
Let me tell you about
fucking good times.
408
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:51,554
I remember that summer
like it was yesterday.
409
00:24:51,556 --> 00:24:55,290
Good music, nice
heat, great friends.
410
00:24:55,292 --> 00:24:57,793
One night, me and my
friends, my great friends,
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went for hamburgers downtown.
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00:25:01,632 --> 00:25:03,766
That summer,
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00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:07,969
we ruled the world. (touching
music) We thought we "wuz" the kings.
414
00:25:07,971 --> 00:25:11,073
Turns out we "wuz" the jokers.
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00:25:11,075 --> 00:25:14,913
- (older man on TV): Look what the fucking cat dragged in! (indistinct TV show)
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00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:21,786
♪♪♪
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00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,033
(rock music)
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00:25:38,035 --> 00:25:40,805
(indistinct chatter)
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00:25:41,905 --> 00:25:45,743
(chatter stops)
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00:25:52,950 --> 00:25:56,919
- (player): Fucking kid.
421
00:25:56,921 --> 00:25:59,990
This is bullshit.
422
00:26:07,030 --> 00:26:10,665
- He has hair like a lion.
423
00:26:10,667 --> 00:26:13,969
- Bring it in! Bring it in!
424
00:26:13,971 --> 00:26:17,640
OK, boys. We kind of fucked
up the start of this thing, eh?
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00:26:17,642 --> 00:26:22,010
So now, we got a few lads who are
on their wages up for the big show
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00:26:22,012 --> 00:26:24,680
down here with us wearing our jerseys.
427
00:26:24,682 --> 00:26:27,815
Jean-Pierre Finch.
- Yo.
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00:26:27,817 --> 00:26:31,786
- We got, uh, Pet... Petr,
uh, Petri Dish, Petrov.
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00:26:31,788 --> 00:26:35,857
A lot of p's. (speaking foreign
language) What's he doing?
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00:26:35,859 --> 00:26:40,094
- He's handing out candy.
- Candy? (word in Slovak)
431
00:26:40,096 --> 00:26:43,097
- It's a Slovak tradition, maybe.
- Better be.
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00:26:43,099 --> 00:26:46,704
- Oh, my God!
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00:26:48,705 --> 00:26:52,274
(speaking Slovak)
- OK. And Anders Cain.
434
00:26:52,276 --> 00:26:55,678
OK. Super duper!
435
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,747
OK, now that Dougie is
retired, we need a new captain,
436
00:26:58,749 --> 00:27:03,184
and I cannot think of a
better leadership tandem...
437
00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:06,822
than Xavier Laflamme with the A,
438
00:27:06,824 --> 00:27:09,024
Anders Cain as captain. There you go.
439
00:27:09,026 --> 00:27:11,730
Alright. (sticks hitting ice)
440
00:27:15,932 --> 00:27:18,433
Alright.
441
00:27:18,435 --> 00:27:20,869
- This ice is shit, fix it.
442
00:27:20,871 --> 00:27:24,342
Perhaps the new captain would like
to say a few words to his team.
443
00:27:26,176 --> 00:27:29,311
You alright, son? - Right. Right.
- Give me something.
444
00:27:29,313 --> 00:27:32,381
- Nothing else fucking
matters if we don't win.
445
00:27:32,383 --> 00:27:37,251
They brought me here to win.
My dad brought me here to win.
446
00:27:37,253 --> 00:27:40,354
That's what we're gonna
fucking do. Anybody here
447
00:27:40,356 --> 00:27:43,726
like fucking sunflower seeds? Well, this
barn's sunflower seeds are fucking winners.
448
00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:47,129
- Hey, hey, hey. - Right? Fuck
yeah! - Great, that's good. Yeah.
449
00:27:47,131 --> 00:27:51,199
- Fucking right, Dad, right?
- Right.
450
00:27:51,201 --> 00:27:54,803
I know many of you... are veterans,
451
00:27:54,805 --> 00:27:58,740
many of you are old friends, many of
you have never worn another sweater;
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00:27:58,742 --> 00:28:01,442
I'm here to tell you: all
of that gets you nothing.
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00:28:01,444 --> 00:28:05,847
Produce, you will be rewarded. Don't, you'll be sent packing.
- Hey!
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00:28:05,849 --> 00:28:09,517
- It's a buyers' market out there, so for
most of you, that's your fucking career done.
455
00:28:09,519 --> 00:28:11,056
(rock music)
456
00:28:12,757 --> 00:28:15,090
(players whooping)
457
00:28:15,092 --> 00:28:19,161
Fucked up the first part of this
season. Find a way to be relevant!
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00:28:19,163 --> 00:28:22,930
Make yourself fucking relevant!
Because from this point on...
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00:28:22,932 --> 00:28:26,805
- Fuck!
- ...from where I'm fucking standing...
460
00:28:28,404 --> 00:28:31,440
- Ah, fuck!
- ...it's Darwin.
461
00:28:31,442 --> 00:28:35,477
- (goalie): Come on, guys! Play!
I'm right here! Play hockey, guys!
462
00:28:35,479 --> 00:28:37,546
Hey!
463
00:28:37,548 --> 00:28:40,785
You! Look alive, man! And
who the fuck is Darwin?
464
00:28:44,555 --> 00:28:46,555
(soft classical music)
465
00:28:46,557 --> 00:28:50,461
(cat meowing and hissing) (clanking)
466
00:28:54,164 --> 00:28:57,469
(man outside moaning
and talking indistinctly)
467
00:28:59,470 --> 00:29:02,571
(soft classical music)
468
00:29:02,573 --> 00:29:05,440
- (reporter): Anders, new team,
new city; any message for the fans?
469
00:29:05,442 --> 00:29:09,311
- They brought me here to win.
470
00:29:09,313 --> 00:29:12,046
- (reporter): Care to confirm or
deny the rumours of your captaincy?
471
00:29:12,048 --> 00:29:14,352
(inaudible whispering)
472
00:29:18,422 --> 00:29:20,555
- It's my team now.
473
00:29:20,557 --> 00:29:24,162
- (reporter): Xavier Laflamme
declined to comment. ♪♪♪
474
00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:37,341
- Ah! (gasping)
475
00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:58,492
(indistinct yoga TV program) Oh!
476
00:29:58,494 --> 00:30:00,461
- What's the bag for?
477
00:30:00,463 --> 00:30:03,532
- These are just documents. It's
a huge bag full of documents.
478
00:30:03,534 --> 00:30:07,469
I'm going to an insurance festival.
- Huh?
479
00:30:07,471 --> 00:30:11,340
- I better go, Eva. It's real late. Bye.
480
00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:14,642
- (TV): You then inhale...
- The fuck?
481
00:30:14,644 --> 00:30:17,014
(indistinct chatter)
482
00:30:18,182 --> 00:30:20,215
(boat horn)
483
00:30:20,217 --> 00:30:23,288
♪♪♪
484
00:30:27,557 --> 00:30:30,094
(distant barking)
485
00:30:41,305 --> 00:30:43,307
- Hello, sir.
486
00:30:46,644 --> 00:30:50,011
- Holy shit on Mary's tits.
487
00:30:50,013 --> 00:30:53,148
Fuck are you doing here?
488
00:30:53,150 --> 00:30:55,954
- Came here to see you.
489
00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:03,025
Got injured. Right arm.
490
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,994
- Yeah, I saw that. Hard lad,
491
00:31:05,996 --> 00:31:08,263
this Anders Cain.
492
00:31:08,265 --> 00:31:11,269
So what are you doing with the hockey bag?
493
00:31:14,637 --> 00:31:19,474
- I wanna be a Highlander again.
- Oh, Jesus, kid. (distant siren blaring)
494
00:31:19,476 --> 00:31:21,442
- Will you train me?
495
00:31:21,444 --> 00:31:25,279
- Train you to what?
- Teach me to fight with my left.
496
00:31:25,281 --> 00:31:28,950
(chuckling) Teach me to skate better.
- What the fuck do I know
497
00:31:28,952 --> 00:31:32,456
about skating, Doug? You
see what I do in there.
498
00:31:34,458 --> 00:31:38,626
- We can train another time if
you're not able to right now.
499
00:31:38,628 --> 00:31:41,595
There's a restaurant
nearby that sells hotdogs.
500
00:31:41,597 --> 00:31:44,533
We could just eat those instead.
- Hotdogs? - Yeah.
501
00:31:44,535 --> 00:31:47,568
- It's like a sausage sandwich...
- I know what a fucking hotdog is.
502
00:31:47,570 --> 00:31:50,639
- Looks like a penis.
503
00:31:50,641 --> 00:31:52,740
- Jesus Christ.
504
00:31:52,742 --> 00:31:56,545
Alright. Twenty minutes.
505
00:31:56,547 --> 00:31:59,514
We go in there, get it out of our
system, and you go right home, eh?
506
00:31:59,516 --> 00:32:02,153
- Thank you, sir.
507
00:32:04,153 --> 00:32:07,622
- Ah, Goddammit! Not again.
508
00:32:07,624 --> 00:32:11,258
They better not. Fuck this!
509
00:32:11,260 --> 00:32:14,028
AH, SHIT!
510
00:32:14,030 --> 00:32:18,499
Left my fucking bus pass in there.
511
00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:21,769
I NEED MY FUCKING BUS PASS!
512
00:32:21,771 --> 00:32:26,009
- What time is it?
- 11:37. Wait.
513
00:32:28,077 --> 00:32:32,279
11:38.
- Did you just get home?
514
00:32:32,281 --> 00:32:36,284
- Yeah. The insurance carnival's long.
515
00:32:36,286 --> 00:32:40,255
I was meeting all these
people who do insurance.
516
00:32:40,257 --> 00:32:43,624
It's really safe.
517
00:32:43,626 --> 00:32:46,561
It's a real thing.
518
00:32:46,563 --> 00:32:49,463
- It doesn't sound like a real thing.
519
00:32:49,465 --> 00:32:52,334
- Uh... (sniffing)
520
00:32:52,336 --> 00:32:55,373
- Mmm, you smell like hotdogs.
521
00:32:57,641 --> 00:33:00,010
- Thank you.
522
00:33:02,145 --> 00:33:05,316
(rock music) (loud ticking)
523
00:33:08,184 --> 00:33:10,251
(Gong!)
524
00:33:10,253 --> 00:33:12,453
- Ugh! Oh!
525
00:33:12,455 --> 00:33:14,588
- (Ross): That's it, rotate.
526
00:33:14,590 --> 00:33:16,624
Rotate. Alright, now, do that left across.
527
00:33:16,626 --> 00:33:19,361
- ♪♪ Sometimes, when your
hopes have all been shattered ♪
528
00:33:19,363 --> 00:33:21,365
♪ There's nowhere to turn ♪
529
00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:26,567
♪ You wonder how you'll keep going ♪
530
00:33:26,569 --> 00:33:29,371
- (McCauley): Halifax Highlanders
and the Hamilton Steelers.
531
00:33:29,373 --> 00:33:32,574
Now Laflamme is rammed on the
corner. He's run into and decked!
532
00:33:32,576 --> 00:33:35,343
- Sorry. Looks like I...
- Tagged ya! Tagged ya again.
533
00:33:35,345 --> 00:33:38,113
- Sorry, bud.
- Stop fucking saying sorry. I'm kicking your ass, boy!
534
00:33:38,115 --> 00:33:40,114
- (McCauley): Now Depere digs
the puck out of the corner,
535
00:33:40,116 --> 00:33:43,552
moves in on the back... He scores!
536
00:33:43,554 --> 00:33:46,720
- Whatever, man, I could have
stopped that with your dick.
537
00:33:46,722 --> 00:33:50,459
- (McCauley): And it is a 3
-nothing lead for Hamilton over Halifax.
538
00:33:50,461 --> 00:33:54,328
(Doug coughing)
- Uppercut.
539
00:33:54,330 --> 00:33:58,732
- ♪ Dare, dare to keep
all your dreams alive ♪
540
00:33:58,734 --> 00:34:01,236
(sighing) ♪ It's time to take ♪
541
00:34:01,238 --> 00:34:04,538
♪ A stand ♪
542
00:34:04,540 --> 00:34:07,875
- (McCauley): The newest
Highlander, Anders Cain, scores!
543
00:34:07,877 --> 00:34:10,744
Quite an individual
effort by Anders Cain!
544
00:34:10,746 --> 00:34:14,715
- Ah, ah. Keep it down,
Dougie. For fuck sake,
545
00:34:14,717 --> 00:34:17,552
how many times do I have
to tell ya? Just the left.
546
00:34:17,554 --> 00:34:21,222
(fast-paced music)
547
00:34:21,224 --> 00:34:23,258
Put some heat on it, boy.
548
00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:25,793
There you go! That's
the one I'm looking for.
549
00:34:25,795 --> 00:34:28,896
- (McCauley): Here's
Anders Cain! He scores!
550
00:34:28,898 --> 00:34:30,898
Anders Cain and... Uh-oh!
551
00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:33,869
Just like that, down goes Davinski.
552
00:34:33,871 --> 00:34:36,838
- Oh, Christ!
- (McCauley): And he'll head straight
553
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,340
to the penalty box.
- FUCK YOU!
554
00:34:39,342 --> 00:34:42,376
- (McCauley): And now,
the Moncton Lords score!
555
00:34:42,378 --> 00:34:44,311
- Fuck!
- Shit game, man.
556
00:34:44,313 --> 00:34:46,581
- (Duffy): Well past the
midpoint of the season, Cain
557
00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:48,349
and the Highlanders continue
to be their own worst enemies
558
00:34:48,351 --> 00:34:50,552
as they remain on
the playoff bubble.
559
00:34:50,554 --> 00:34:52,722
(exhaling forcefully)
560
00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:57,791
- ♪ Dare ♪♪
561
00:34:57,793 --> 00:34:59,894
- Yeah!
562
00:34:59,896 --> 00:35:02,597
You're working your ass off, kid.
563
00:35:02,599 --> 00:35:05,400
There's a ceiling on your skating,
564
00:35:05,402 --> 00:35:07,401
and that left hand's never
gonna be as strong as your right,
565
00:35:07,403 --> 00:35:10,771
but trust me, it will fuck somebody up.
566
00:35:10,773 --> 00:35:13,575
Listen, Dougie, there's
something you might wanna know.
567
00:35:13,577 --> 00:35:16,244
Shit show's moving.
568
00:35:16,246 --> 00:35:20,248
Next Bruised and Battered is
gonna be at the Metro Centre.
569
00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:22,550
You wanna be a Highlander?
That's your ticket.
570
00:35:22,552 --> 00:35:24,586
There's your audition, boy.
571
00:35:24,588 --> 00:35:26,588
Hyrum's gonna be watching.
You could show him
572
00:35:26,590 --> 00:35:29,257
and everyone else you're
still fucking here.
573
00:35:29,259 --> 00:35:31,927
What do you say?
574
00:35:31,929 --> 00:35:34,595
- (Duffy): And while they
keep finding ways to win,
575
00:35:34,597 --> 00:35:37,499
the Highlanders keep
finding ways to lose too.
576
00:35:37,501 --> 00:35:40,401
Many are blaming the hot and
cold play of Anders Cain,
577
00:35:40,403 --> 00:35:42,204
who sits 31st in scoring,
578
00:35:42,206 --> 00:35:44,673
but leads the League
in penalty minutes.
579
00:35:44,675 --> 00:35:46,941
- We've dropped eight
of the last ten. We take
580
00:35:46,943 --> 00:35:49,211
penalties the way other teams change lines.
581
00:35:49,213 --> 00:35:52,283
- I'm trying.
- What do I say?
582
00:35:54,284 --> 00:35:56,818
- Don't fucking try; fucking win.
583
00:35:56,820 --> 00:35:59,720
- Wake 'em the fuck up.
584
00:35:59,722 --> 00:36:02,523
Alright?
- "Wake 'em the fuck up." Yes, sir.
585
00:36:02,525 --> 00:36:05,293
- Good.
586
00:36:05,295 --> 00:36:07,628
Lead these guys.
587
00:36:07,630 --> 00:36:09,363
- That tie is too short, Chad.
588
00:36:09,365 --> 00:36:11,432
- Or I know exactly what
the fuck I'm doing, James.
589
00:36:11,434 --> 00:36:15,436
SportsDesk: we
know exactly what the fuck
590
00:36:15,438 --> 00:36:17,405
we're doing... James.
591
00:36:17,407 --> 00:36:19,407
- Oh, my gosh! Thank God, it feels
592
00:36:19,409 --> 00:36:21,376
so good to be out of the house.
593
00:36:21,378 --> 00:36:24,012
And I am so excited about this
restaurant. Me and the baby
594
00:36:24,014 --> 00:36:27,481
are gonna eat the shit
out of some pad Thai.
595
00:36:27,483 --> 00:36:29,487
Oh, why have we taken
the long way? It's not...
596
00:36:32,289 --> 00:36:34,755
(man laughing) Doug, do you wanna
597
00:36:34,757 --> 00:36:37,659
go in and say a quick hello?
- Well, I'll be honest.
598
00:36:37,661 --> 00:36:40,295
I already ate and I'm already drunk,
so the bar seems to make sense.
599
00:36:40,297 --> 00:36:42,896
- For fuck sake! Man, feels like
600
00:36:42,898 --> 00:36:46,501
it was fucking yesterday that I was...
601
00:36:46,503 --> 00:36:49,304
...working here, bartender,
boyfriend who played hockey.
602
00:36:49,306 --> 00:36:51,972
- Yep.
- Now, I'm pregnant and married
603
00:36:51,974 --> 00:36:54,876
to a guy who says we're a
team, but he's always gone,
604
00:36:54,878 --> 00:36:57,045
and for some reason, he
feels he has to hide the fact
605
00:36:57,047 --> 00:36:58,813
that he eats hot dogs.
What the fuck happened?!
606
00:36:58,815 --> 00:37:01,883
Are we these people now?
This is... this is who we are?
607
00:37:01,885 --> 00:37:04,519
- Oh yeah, that's us. You and me, baby.
608
00:37:04,521 --> 00:37:06,521
(indistinct pop song playing)
- No. Me and... Me and Doug.
609
00:37:06,523 --> 00:37:08,555
- Ohhh, I gotta take a piss.
- OK.
610
00:37:08,557 --> 00:37:10,891
- Still got my jacket on. Hahaha!
611
00:37:10,893 --> 00:37:14,929
- Ha!
- Get me another beer. - Yup.
612
00:37:14,931 --> 00:37:18,666
- So, Dougie, how's that new job going?
613
00:37:18,668 --> 00:37:20,367
- Oh, it... it's, oh, fun.
614
00:37:20,369 --> 00:37:21,802
Yeah. There's...
615
00:37:21,804 --> 00:37:24,639
there's all these documents, you know?
616
00:37:24,641 --> 00:37:27,474
I get to bring a thermos to work,
617
00:37:27,476 --> 00:37:29,411
which keeps my food hot and cold.
618
00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:32,680
Sometimes, I put hamburgers in there.
619
00:37:32,682 --> 00:37:34,916
It's up to me.
620
00:37:34,918 --> 00:37:38,753
- The way we're playing, we're
all gonna need a new job soon.
621
00:37:38,755 --> 00:37:40,722
- Uh, I suppose I could go back
622
00:37:40,724 --> 00:37:44,025
to Pentecostal summer camp
with my cousin's boyfriend.
623
00:37:44,027 --> 00:37:47,329
- I'm gonna have to move back with Mom.
624
00:37:47,331 --> 00:37:49,697
But don't get me wrong, I love her to bits,
625
00:37:49,699 --> 00:37:53,101
but that bed pan fills up fucking fast.
626
00:37:53,103 --> 00:37:57,375
- I don't want to work at
my uncle's eel farm. - Hm-mm.
627
00:38:00,110 --> 00:38:03,510
- I don't know how to do anything else.
628
00:38:03,512 --> 00:38:05,847
(indistinct chatter)
629
00:38:05,849 --> 00:38:08,016
(sigh)
630
00:38:08,018 --> 00:38:11,086
- Ah, you know, it's just a slump, boys.
631
00:38:11,088 --> 00:38:13,524
She'll pass.
632
00:38:15,525 --> 00:38:17,827
Come on, get 'em in ya!
- Mmm.
633
00:38:20,429 --> 00:38:23,798
- All the drinks in this
country taste like piss.
634
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,767
- Taste like a Kazakh shit in my mouth.
635
00:38:26,769 --> 00:38:30,637
(slurping)
- Oh, that tastes like burps.
636
00:38:30,639 --> 00:38:33,777
(soft music)
637
00:38:44,887 --> 00:38:46,887
- Welcome home, kid.
638
00:38:46,889 --> 00:38:48,923
- Thanks.
639
00:38:48,925 --> 00:38:50,928
- Big night, eh? Everybody watching.
640
00:38:53,530 --> 00:38:56,130
Don't worry, you'll be
fine. What poor bastard
641
00:38:56,132 --> 00:38:58,099
they got you matched up with tonight?
642
00:38:58,101 --> 00:39:00,635
- Didn't they tell you?
The format's been changed.
643
00:39:00,637 --> 00:39:03,771
- Changed to what?
- (announcer): Ladies
644
00:39:03,773 --> 00:39:06,441
and gentlemen, the Bruised
and Battered Competition
645
00:39:06,443 --> 00:39:08,909
is proud to bring you
tonight's special event.
646
00:39:08,911 --> 00:39:11,445
Ten fighters, one rink, one fight
647
00:39:11,447 --> 00:39:14,115
in our first ever Battle Royale!
648
00:39:14,117 --> 00:39:18,186
- Let's fucking go!
- Are you ready?
649
00:39:18,188 --> 00:39:20,921
Are you ready?
650
00:39:20,923 --> 00:39:23,791
- Really bad idea.
651
00:39:23,793 --> 00:39:27,063
- Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
652
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,166
- AAAAAH!
- AAAAAH!
653
00:39:32,168 --> 00:39:34,568
(blows whistle) (electronic music)
654
00:39:34,570 --> 00:39:37,472
(crowd cheering)
655
00:39:37,474 --> 00:39:39,777
- Oh, jeez! Oh, jeez! Oh, jeez!
656
00:39:42,978 --> 00:39:46,079
- AH!
- Jesus Christ on a bike!
657
00:39:46,081 --> 00:39:48,118
(fighting exertions)
- Fuck you, Glatt!
658
00:40:02,865 --> 00:40:05,769
- The fuck are we doing here?
- I don't know, I went to fucking Princeton.
659
00:40:16,813 --> 00:40:19,046
- You look like Super Mario.
660
00:40:19,048 --> 00:40:21,418
Hey, Andrew.
661
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,155
- My fuck, can he still bang.
662
00:40:27,157 --> 00:40:30,861
(electronic music) (fighting exertions)
663
00:40:34,797 --> 00:40:38,168
- Here, big guy. What are you,
like, fucking 15 years old?
664
00:40:40,670 --> 00:40:45,106
- AAAAH!
- (crowd chanting): Ross! Ross!
665
00:40:45,108 --> 00:40:47,208
- I think he had enough. (Ross grunting)
666
00:40:47,210 --> 00:40:49,612
Let me go. Let me go.
I'm the ref, let me go!
667
00:40:52,748 --> 00:40:55,516
- Fuck it!
- Ugh!
668
00:40:55,518 --> 00:40:57,519
(Doug panting)
669
00:40:57,521 --> 00:41:00,157
- (spectator): Woohoo! Get out of here!
670
00:41:02,125 --> 00:41:04,762
- (spectator): You're one
tough motherfucker, Dougie!
671
00:41:08,063 --> 00:41:10,099
(Ross sighing) (crowd cheering)
672
00:41:20,076 --> 00:41:23,778
- Hey, kid.
- Hi, sir.
673
00:41:23,780 --> 00:41:25,979
You all right? (Ross chuckling)
674
00:41:25,981 --> 00:41:28,048
(Ross snorting)
675
00:41:28,050 --> 00:41:30,050
- Yeah.
676
00:41:30,052 --> 00:41:32,086
I've been better.
677
00:41:32,088 --> 00:41:35,255
- (crowd): Fight! Fight! Fight!
- (Ross): Ah, fuck.
678
00:41:35,257 --> 00:41:37,224
- (crowd): Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
679
00:41:37,226 --> 00:41:40,128
- Let's not reinvent the wheel here, eh?
680
00:41:40,130 --> 00:41:42,697
- (crowd): Thug! Thug! Thug! Thug! Thug!
681
00:41:42,699 --> 00:41:45,099
Thug! Thug! Thug! Thug! Thug!
682
00:41:45,101 --> 00:41:47,101
- Wait, wait.
683
00:41:47,103 --> 00:41:49,970
(crowd sighing) Got you, buddy.
684
00:41:49,972 --> 00:41:52,773
I think we should leave. (crowd booing)
685
00:41:52,775 --> 00:41:54,775
I got you.
686
00:41:54,777 --> 00:41:58,079
♪♪♪
687
00:41:58,081 --> 00:42:00,251
(cracking sound)
688
00:42:07,324 --> 00:42:09,856
- Oh!
689
00:42:09,858 --> 00:42:13,827
That was a fucking shit show, eh?
690
00:42:13,829 --> 00:42:15,833
Not exactly playing hockey, is it?
691
00:42:19,668 --> 00:42:21,635
Thanks, kid.
692
00:42:21,637 --> 00:42:23,905
You had my back out there.
693
00:42:23,907 --> 00:42:27,811
I owe ya. (Ross coughing)
694
00:42:30,146 --> 00:42:32,613
- Maybe I should take you to the doctor.
695
00:42:32,615 --> 00:42:34,615
- What for?
696
00:42:34,617 --> 00:42:37,784
So he can tell me I got
post-concussion syndrome?
697
00:42:37,786 --> 00:42:40,287
One more bad hit, and then you're done?
698
00:42:40,289 --> 00:42:42,289
It's not fucking soccer, Dougie.
699
00:42:42,291 --> 00:42:44,661
Been hearing that shit for a decade now.
700
00:42:47,130 --> 00:42:49,199
- Doesn't sound very good.
701
00:42:51,934 --> 00:42:55,003
- You looked mean out there, kiddo.
702
00:42:55,005 --> 00:42:58,075
Young Anders better watch his ass.
703
00:43:01,677 --> 00:43:04,045
(Petrov laughing)
704
00:43:04,047 --> 00:43:06,113
- Lead these guys! Lead these guys!
705
00:43:06,115 --> 00:43:08,816
Fuck, what would a leader do?
What would a fucking leader do
706
00:43:08,818 --> 00:43:12,086
right now? Alright! Alright! Listen up!
707
00:43:12,088 --> 00:43:14,354
Captain speaking! Captain time!
708
00:43:14,356 --> 00:43:16,923
Off your fucking phone, Laflamme! Get off!
709
00:43:16,925 --> 00:43:18,825
- (whispering): Turn it off.
- You turn the fucking puck
710
00:43:18,827 --> 00:43:21,162
over in the neutral zone one
more time, and I'll teach you
711
00:43:21,164 --> 00:43:23,231
a fucking lesson you'll
never forget. Got it?
712
00:43:23,233 --> 00:43:24,798
- The fuck you just said?
713
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,401
- And you KHL-garbage-
bullshit-Ukrainian-
714
00:43:27,403 --> 00:43:29,670
fuck-hockey-league-
Chernobyl-disaster
715
00:43:29,672 --> 00:43:32,740
fucks, you turn that fucking
puck over one more time,
716
00:43:32,742 --> 00:43:35,409
and I'll fucking kill both of you! And you!
717
00:43:35,411 --> 00:43:38,746
- Yeah?
- Hey, fuck, I don't even know, fuck you!
718
00:43:38,748 --> 00:43:41,249
Fuck you!
- Hey!
719
00:43:41,251 --> 00:43:43,918
Be nice.
720
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:47,354
What?
721
00:43:47,356 --> 00:43:50,124
Be...
722
00:43:50,126 --> 00:43:53,061
...nice.
723
00:43:53,063 --> 00:43:57,264
(Anders roaring) (Stevenson screaming)
724
00:43:57,266 --> 00:44:01,235
- WHOOO! WHOOOO! Fuck yeah!
725
00:44:01,237 --> 00:44:03,704
That's what I'm talking about! Sports!
726
00:44:03,706 --> 00:44:07,141
You miss fucking Doug Glatt? You
think he gives two fucking shits
727
00:44:07,143 --> 00:44:11,845
about you guys? I care! I fucking care!
728
00:44:11,847 --> 00:44:13,981
We're gonna do this together!
Highlanders on three!
729
00:44:13,983 --> 00:44:16,050
(Petrov laughing) One, two, three,
730
00:44:16,052 --> 00:44:18,920
Highlanders! My line starts.
731
00:44:18,922 --> 00:44:21,255
See? He gets it. He fucking gets it!
732
00:44:21,257 --> 00:44:23,758
He smiles! He fucking gets it!
733
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:28,095
Fuck! No! No more fucking candies!
734
00:44:28,097 --> 00:44:30,331
What the fuck! Holy shit!
735
00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:32,336
(Petrov laughing)
736
00:44:34,336 --> 00:44:37,170
(techno music) (crowd cheering)
- (McCauley): Highlanders
737
00:44:37,172 --> 00:44:40,441
lead Newark 1-nothing thanks
to a goal by Anders Cain.
738
00:44:40,443 --> 00:44:42,844
Anders Cain wants
it badly; he shoved
739
00:44:42,846 --> 00:44:45,746
his own teammate aside.
Now, the captain waits.
740
00:44:45,748 --> 00:44:47,849
Cain takes a good look up the ice.
741
00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:50,050
Down at the other end
is Laflamme hovering
742
00:44:50,052 --> 00:44:53,787
in the neutral zone. Cain works it up, Laflamme well ahead.
- No, no, no!
743
00:44:53,789 --> 00:44:57,023
- (McCauley): In a suicide pass,
Laflamme is decked by Balako!
744
00:44:57,025 --> 00:44:58,925
- Fuck!
- Fucking cunt!
745
00:44:58,927 --> 00:45:02,329
- (McCauley): Down on the ice is
Laflamme. He's spitting blood.
746
00:45:02,331 --> 00:45:05,398
Here's Cain and Stevenson
going at the goal!
747
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,802
Anders Cain absolutely...
- What are you doing?!
748
00:45:07,804 --> 00:45:10,237
- (McCauley): ...levels the
Newark goalie and Stevenson.
749
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:13,508
- Fuck me!
- Now Cain draws a crowd.
750
00:45:13,510 --> 00:45:16,844
Cain decks one, decks two.
751
00:45:16,846 --> 00:45:19,847
And Cain stood up to the world.
752
00:45:19,849 --> 00:45:22,550
- Your kid finally got suspended, OK?
753
00:45:22,552 --> 00:45:24,918
He's destroying this team.
- What's that?
754
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,420
You heard me, you little shit.
- Tread lightly, Ron.
755
00:45:27,422 --> 00:45:30,090
- Hyrum, did you not see
the same fucking hockey game
756
00:45:30,092 --> 00:45:32,059
that I saw last night?
Did you see that game?
757
00:45:32,061 --> 00:45:34,061
- Yeah, I did. I saw compete.
758
00:45:34,063 --> 00:45:35,929
It was misdirected, but I saw compete.
759
00:45:35,931 --> 00:45:37,932
- The dressing room's in
the shitter. It's tighter
760
00:45:37,934 --> 00:45:39,900
than a nun's cunt in
there. There's no chatter;
761
00:45:39,902 --> 00:45:41,903
the boys feel like they're
on the chopping block.
762
00:45:41,905 --> 00:45:44,104
- They... they need someone
to pull 'em together.
763
00:45:44,106 --> 00:45:47,374
And time after time after time,
he's proven he's not the fucking guy.
764
00:45:47,376 --> 00:45:49,911
- Oh, what? So it's my fault the fucking
765
00:45:49,913 --> 00:45:52,048
amateur-hour limp-dick...
- Anders!
766
00:45:55,952 --> 00:45:58,418
What about Doug?
- Doug, Doug?!
767
00:45:58,420 --> 00:46:01,856
- Maybe I was wrong about him.
768
00:46:01,858 --> 00:46:05,927
I saw him at the shit show the
other night. He looked mean.
769
00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:08,362
- What? Really? - (Hyrum): Yeah.
- We thought he was done.
770
00:46:08,364 --> 00:46:10,898
- Yeah, 'cause I fucking made him done.
771
00:46:10,900 --> 00:46:12,900
- Alright. Alright. Well then,
772
00:46:12,902 --> 00:46:15,135
maybe we bring him back to practice, eh?
773
00:46:15,137 --> 00:46:18,905
And we'll give him a shot,
see if he's got what it takes.
774
00:46:18,907 --> 00:46:21,275
But we saw what he did to him;
so what's that dressing room
775
00:46:21,277 --> 00:46:23,177
gonna look like with him and Glatt in it?
776
00:46:23,179 --> 00:46:26,213
- I think we should find out.
- Fuck me!
777
00:46:26,215 --> 00:46:29,516
- Fuck you then, 'cause we're doing it.
778
00:46:29,518 --> 00:46:32,321
(car honking) (rock music)
779
00:46:35,090 --> 00:46:37,161
(indistinct chatter)
780
00:46:41,396 --> 00:46:44,331
- ♪ Baby, it's nice to have you here ♪
781
00:46:44,333 --> 00:46:47,300
♪ Right now ♪
782
00:46:47,302 --> 00:46:50,037
♪ Baby, it's nice to feel you near ♪
783
00:46:50,039 --> 00:46:52,409
- Oh, my Lordy! It's Doug!
784
00:46:54,309 --> 00:46:56,376
- Jesus, Stevie, you fell in the garbage.
785
00:46:56,378 --> 00:46:58,880
- (Stevenson): I'm OK.
- Welcome back, Dougie.
786
00:46:58,882 --> 00:47:01,282
- Welcome home, Dougie.
- Welcome home, Doug.
787
00:47:01,284 --> 00:47:04,985
- Thanks, bud.
- Number 69.
788
00:47:04,987 --> 00:47:07,255
Now we're talking.
- Fucking right.
789
00:47:07,257 --> 00:47:11,425
- OK, boys.
790
00:47:11,427 --> 00:47:14,362
This is a big day. First
off, we're gonna welcome back
791
00:47:14,364 --> 00:47:17,264
Dougie. We're gonna see if
he's fit enough to play. Right?
792
00:47:17,266 --> 00:47:19,300
(applause and cheering)
- Fucking right! - Good luck, bud.
793
00:47:19,302 --> 00:47:21,269
- Thank you, guys.
794
00:47:21,271 --> 00:47:24,604
I'm so happy to be back
here and have a chance to...
795
00:47:24,606 --> 00:47:26,907
to... be back here?
796
00:47:26,909 --> 00:47:29,577
- (whispering): It's good. OK!
797
00:47:29,579 --> 00:47:32,079
I'm so fucking excited to tell you this.
798
00:47:32,081 --> 00:47:34,347
Favourite part of the practice for me:
799
00:47:34,349 --> 00:47:36,284
puke time, suicides.
800
00:47:36,286 --> 00:47:38,286
- Let's give her.
- Lace 'em up.
801
00:47:38,288 --> 00:47:39,956
- Hand of iron.
- Let's go, boys!
802
00:47:40,956 --> 00:47:43,356
- Jew of iron.
803
00:47:43,358 --> 00:47:45,092
- Sorry, I smell like garbage.
804
00:47:45,094 --> 00:47:46,661
- Ha!
- See you out there.
805
00:47:46,663 --> 00:47:49,597
- So glad to see you,
man. I totally thought
806
00:47:49,599 --> 00:47:51,869
you were transitioning.
807
00:47:56,005 --> 00:47:59,206
- You're not home.
808
00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:01,378
Your fucking jersey, you
idiot. you're not home.
809
00:48:12,155 --> 00:48:14,191
Shouldn't have come back, Doug.
810
00:48:16,192 --> 00:48:18,896
Shouldn't have come back...
811
00:48:22,431 --> 00:48:25,032
- They gave you my C.
812
00:48:25,034 --> 00:48:29,269
- I think you gave me your C, bud.
813
00:48:29,271 --> 00:48:31,572
- Captain doesn't cheap shot...
814
00:48:31,574 --> 00:48:34,675
Doesn't try to end careers.
815
00:48:34,677 --> 00:48:38,079
- You think you're a hockey
player? That's fucking funny.
816
00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:41,652
(Anders laughing) (sinister music)
817
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:47,454
See, Doug... I just do
818
00:48:47,456 --> 00:48:49,458
whatever my team needs me to do.
819
00:48:55,764 --> 00:48:58,231
See you out there, bud.
- Hmm.
820
00:48:58,233 --> 00:49:00,237
- You look good. Your face looks better.
821
00:49:02,572 --> 00:49:04,505
- OK, lads. Some of "youse"
822
00:49:04,507 --> 00:49:06,474
have a little rust. (Anders sniffling)
823
00:49:06,476 --> 00:49:09,010
We're gonna work some of that
rust off right fucking now.
824
00:49:09,012 --> 00:49:11,345
OK? We're gonna play some shutdown hockey.
825
00:49:11,347 --> 00:49:14,347
- Let's keep it clean, fellas.
You're all on the same team here.
826
00:49:14,349 --> 00:49:16,282
- OK? (clanking)
827
00:49:16,284 --> 00:49:19,320
(rock music) Jesus fucking Christ.
828
00:49:19,322 --> 00:49:22,222
- Don't mind me.
- We won't. Let's go!
829
00:49:22,224 --> 00:49:25,494
- Let's go around, boys.
The pattern. Good job.
830
00:49:33,268 --> 00:49:35,304
- Move your feet, boys! Move your feet!
831
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,373
- Don't get poked!
832
00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:43,344
- MOVE IT!
- Keep your head up! (indistinct shouting)
833
00:49:43,346 --> 00:49:46,146
- Fuck off! Dammit! Fuck it!
- Whoo!
834
00:49:46,148 --> 00:49:49,682
- Come on, man!
835
00:49:49,684 --> 00:49:52,255
(rock music)
836
00:49:54,523 --> 00:49:57,358
- Nice, Dougie.
- Good job!
837
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:00,494
(cheering)
- Yeah!
838
00:50:00,496 --> 00:50:03,496
- The old boys are looking good.
- Fuck!
839
00:50:03,498 --> 00:50:07,200
- Nice, Dougie!
- Whoo!
840
00:50:07,202 --> 00:50:09,836
- Fuck!
- Next goal wins!
841
00:50:09,838 --> 00:50:13,307
- "Next goal wins," what
is this? Street hockey?
842
00:50:13,309 --> 00:50:15,675
- Car!
- Let's get up, baby! Hustle!
843
00:50:15,677 --> 00:50:18,112
- Let's go! Let's go! (rock music)
844
00:50:18,114 --> 00:50:20,581
- Anders, work! They're
making you look bad!
845
00:50:20,583 --> 00:50:23,851
- Game on!
- Mom's got hot chocolate at our place after.
846
00:50:23,853 --> 00:50:26,454
- Loser brings an orange
ball from Canadian Tire!
847
00:50:26,456 --> 00:50:28,456
- "Next goal wins" is a thing. That's...
848
00:50:28,458 --> 00:50:32,626
that's not just road hockey;
that... that is a thing.
849
00:50:32,628 --> 00:50:34,561
- Whoo! -
Hey-hey-hey-hey!
850
00:50:34,563 --> 00:50:37,264
Hey!
- Come on! You're gonna fucking turtle on me?
851
00:50:37,266 --> 00:50:39,499
- Hey!
- Come on, Dougie, round two.
852
00:50:39,501 --> 00:50:41,334
- Puck's at your feet!
You play to the whistle!
853
00:50:41,336 --> 00:50:43,436
- Come on, Dougie. Come on!
- Dougie, here!
854
00:50:43,438 --> 00:50:46,407
- Shoot the puck, boys!
- The fuck!
855
00:50:46,409 --> 00:50:49,142
(cheering)
856
00:50:49,144 --> 00:50:52,646
- There you go! Next goal wins it, right?
- Hahaha! Go, Dougie!
857
00:50:52,648 --> 00:50:55,548
- Haha!
- Fuck!
858
00:50:55,550 --> 00:50:58,885
- Jesus Christ, man!
859
00:50:58,887 --> 00:51:01,822
- Hey, Hyrum, what kind of
marshmallows do you like?
860
00:51:01,824 --> 00:51:05,892
- Go fuck yourself.
- Boys, bring it in.
861
00:51:05,894 --> 00:51:10,563
Good hustle, eh? Good hustle, heart;
862
00:51:10,565 --> 00:51:12,532
that's what it takes to win. You guys
863
00:51:12,534 --> 00:51:15,235
are getting first shift tonight. Belchy,
864
00:51:15,237 --> 00:51:17,704
you nut, don't wander. You're starting.
865
00:51:17,706 --> 00:51:20,340
- Fucking right, Coach.
It's Canadian fucking hockey!
866
00:51:20,342 --> 00:51:24,144
- OK. Dougie. Welcome back, son.
867
00:51:24,146 --> 00:51:25,579
(sticks hitting ice)
- Hear, hear.
868
00:51:25,581 --> 00:51:28,749
- Welcome back. Pump.
- Boys!
869
00:51:28,751 --> 00:51:30,821
(indistinct PA system message)
870
00:51:32,822 --> 00:51:36,523
- Doug! Where were you? They
called our names to go in.
871
00:51:36,525 --> 00:51:40,360
- I'm sorry, Eva. I'll
explain when I'm less sweaty.
872
00:51:40,362 --> 00:51:42,463
Hey, triceratops.
873
00:51:42,465 --> 00:51:44,731
It's my favourite dinosaur.
874
00:51:44,733 --> 00:51:46,833
Remember how I keep saying that work is fun
875
00:51:46,835 --> 00:51:48,668
and there's all these documents?
876
00:51:48,670 --> 00:51:50,670
Well, that's, like, only half true,
877
00:51:50,672 --> 00:51:53,706
because it's not fun. At all.
878
00:51:53,708 --> 00:51:56,577
I just don't think that the
insurance bug has truly laid
879
00:51:56,579 --> 00:51:59,780
its eggs inside of me. (Beep!)
880
00:51:59,782 --> 00:52:01,715
- OK.
881
00:52:01,717 --> 00:52:03,717
So...
882
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:07,621
I mean, who said you had to sell insurance?
883
00:52:07,623 --> 00:52:10,523
I never told you that.
884
00:52:10,525 --> 00:52:13,459
And I only got you those
bloody business cards
885
00:52:13,461 --> 00:52:15,396
'cause I was trying to
be cute or some shit.
886
00:52:15,398 --> 00:52:17,800
- The Highlanders still need me.
887
00:52:21,369 --> 00:52:24,438
- We're supposed to
be doing this together,
888
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,773
like a team. Neither of us are
889
00:52:26,775 --> 00:52:30,411
just making decisions
for ourselves anymore.
890
00:52:30,413 --> 00:52:32,979
A lot of shit affects both of us.
- (doctor): Ahem!
891
00:52:32,981 --> 00:52:35,317
(touching music) (heart beating)
892
00:52:40,789 --> 00:52:43,523
- Look at her. Look at what we did.
893
00:52:43,525 --> 00:52:46,293
- Yeah.
894
00:52:46,295 --> 00:52:48,929
She looks like a beautiful,
tiny mushroom person.
895
00:52:48,931 --> 00:52:51,201
- She's so cool.
896
00:52:55,471 --> 00:52:58,238
Just... it was different
897
00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:00,441
watching you beat the piss out of guys
898
00:53:00,443 --> 00:53:02,742
before I actually knew you. I mean,
899
00:53:02,744 --> 00:53:05,311
I fucking loved it, obviously.
900
00:53:05,313 --> 00:53:08,481
Part of what made me dig
you in the first place.
901
00:53:08,483 --> 00:53:12,019
But the fucking very moment
I fell in love with you,
902
00:53:12,021 --> 00:53:14,454
it got scary.
903
00:53:14,456 --> 00:53:16,824
Now you're my husband, and...
904
00:53:16,826 --> 00:53:19,362
we've got...
905
00:53:21,496 --> 00:53:24,264
This is big shit, Doug.
906
00:53:24,266 --> 00:53:26,800
- I know it is.
907
00:53:26,802 --> 00:53:29,003
- I love you
908
00:53:29,005 --> 00:53:33,539
and if you wanna do something, then...
909
00:53:33,541 --> 00:53:36,476
I'm with you.
910
00:53:36,478 --> 00:53:39,880
But I can't be scared shitless
every time you go out there.
911
00:53:39,882 --> 00:53:42,516
So what I mean is
912
00:53:42,518 --> 00:53:45,452
if you wanna be a Highlander again,
913
00:53:45,454 --> 00:53:47,655
then go and be a Highlander again.
914
00:53:47,657 --> 00:53:50,456
I'll support you,
915
00:53:50,458 --> 00:53:52,626
but you have to do one thing for me.
916
00:53:52,628 --> 00:53:56,063
- I would do anything for you, Eva.
917
00:53:56,065 --> 00:53:59,733
- Don't fight.
918
00:53:59,735 --> 00:54:02,068
- What?
919
00:54:02,070 --> 00:54:04,838
- I've seen you make hits
920
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:07,675
and kill penalties and block shots
921
00:54:07,677 --> 00:54:10,778
with your face.
922
00:54:10,780 --> 00:54:12,945
I'm trying, but you gotta meet me halfway,
923
00:54:12,947 --> 00:54:15,818
and... and not fight.
924
00:54:20,356 --> 00:54:23,956
And you're more than that.
925
00:54:23,958 --> 00:54:26,327
- OK.
926
00:54:26,329 --> 00:54:29,530
- Thank you, Doug.
927
00:54:29,532 --> 00:54:33,336
- Thank you, Eva.
928
00:54:35,603 --> 00:54:38,338
- Come on, you can't quit on me now!
929
00:54:38,340 --> 00:54:40,441
What about all our adventures?
930
00:54:40,443 --> 00:54:43,610
Remember that one time I
thought you had a watch?
931
00:54:43,612 --> 00:54:46,746
Are you just gonna throw that away?
932
00:54:46,748 --> 00:54:48,782
- Sorry, Bob Forbes. I don't know
933
00:54:48,784 --> 00:54:50,684
anything about documents.
934
00:54:50,686 --> 00:54:52,820
- What, you think I do?! Somebody gives me
935
00:54:52,822 --> 00:54:54,921
a document, I go hmm-hmm,
936
00:54:54,923 --> 00:54:57,657
give it to another guy!
It's how insurance works!
937
00:54:57,659 --> 00:54:59,892
God dammit!
938
00:54:59,894 --> 00:55:02,128
Oh!
939
00:55:02,130 --> 00:55:04,697
Ah, I can't say I'm not sad to see you go,
940
00:55:04,699 --> 00:55:06,766
but if you change your mind, just know
941
00:55:06,768 --> 00:55:08,804
you always got a spot here
in the storage shed, Dennis.
942
00:55:11,474 --> 00:55:13,574
He's, he's staying. No, he's gone. Shit.
943
00:55:13,576 --> 00:55:16,476
Aaaah!
944
00:55:16,478 --> 00:55:19,048
Always driving away the ones you love.
945
00:55:21,083 --> 00:55:24,150
Yeah, that ought to hold. Jesus Christ!
946
00:55:24,152 --> 00:55:27,054
Ugh! Ah!
947
00:55:27,056 --> 00:55:30,624
- ♪♪ Let me try you love Yes
babe, I'm waiting please don't stop ♪
948
00:55:30,626 --> 00:55:33,994
(cell phone dinging) ♪ Hey
guys, all your love forever ♪
949
00:55:33,996 --> 00:55:37,965
♪ Let me try you love Yes babe,
I'm waiting please don't stop ♪
950
00:55:37,967 --> 00:55:40,099
♪ Hey guys, all your love forever ♪♪
951
00:55:40,101 --> 00:55:41,969
- Hey. How's your arm?
952
00:55:41,971 --> 00:55:43,940
- Good. Thank you. How's your arm?
953
00:55:46,541 --> 00:55:48,608
- Listen, uh, everybody's rusty
954
00:55:48,610 --> 00:55:50,943
their first game. It's OK. OK?
955
00:55:50,945 --> 00:55:52,949
(Laflamme clicks his tongue)
956
00:55:55,918 --> 00:55:59,686
- Fuck.
957
00:55:59,688 --> 00:56:01,188
- (together): Belchy!
958
00:56:01,190 --> 00:56:04,691
- We are very much happy
you are playing again.
959
00:56:04,693 --> 00:56:08,461
- This is our gift to you. Sandwich.
960
00:56:08,463 --> 00:56:11,063
- This is you upon receipt of sandwich.
961
00:56:11,065 --> 00:56:12,900
- Smiling?
- Mm-hmm.
962
00:56:12,902 --> 00:56:15,371
- Happy cartoon.
963
00:56:17,572 --> 00:56:20,673
- Fucking A, man. That
feels fucking right.
964
00:56:20,675 --> 00:56:23,844
We needed this, man. You two
fucking buffoons are standing there
965
00:56:23,846 --> 00:56:25,878
with your giant dicks.
I mean, that's a fucking
966
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,215
sturgeon, man. Jesus
Christ! I tell ya, man,
967
00:56:28,217 --> 00:56:30,717
I always think you're gonna
fucking prank me or whatever,
968
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:32,552
you know, or you're gonna say your shit
969
00:56:32,554 --> 00:56:34,521
about my fucking mom, which, you know...
970
00:56:34,523 --> 00:56:37,224
- No, no, no, no. We
respect your mother now.
971
00:56:37,226 --> 00:56:40,961
She's becoming very open-minded.
972
00:56:40,963 --> 00:56:43,530
- Yeah, man. Alright.
She's been working on that.
973
00:56:43,532 --> 00:56:45,965
- Mm
-hmm. Big cream pie,
974
00:56:45,967 --> 00:56:49,670
pearl fucking necklace.
- Golden showers,
975
00:56:49,672 --> 00:56:51,838
double penetration.
976
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:53,907
- Double penetration.
977
00:56:53,909 --> 00:56:56,043
No butt, just vagina.
978
00:56:56,045 --> 00:56:58,545
Two penis, one hole.
979
00:56:58,547 --> 00:57:02,148
- Yes. Worm, worm...
- (together): ...kisses.
980
00:57:02,150 --> 00:57:04,485
- Deep inside your mother.
981
00:57:04,487 --> 00:57:07,086
Ay, ay, ay, ay...
- (both): Ohhh!
982
00:57:07,088 --> 00:57:10,657
- The fuck is that?! Worm,
worm? Fuck, you two, man!
983
00:57:10,659 --> 00:57:13,526
- You understand. We are brothers;
984
00:57:13,528 --> 00:57:15,729
we power-fuck your mother.
985
00:57:15,731 --> 00:57:17,898
- You know, I'm an idiot
for fucking even trusting you
986
00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:21,802
for a second, you Ruski
fucking pricks. The best revenge
987
00:57:21,804 --> 00:57:25,771
is living well. I'm not
stooping to your fucking level.
988
00:57:25,773 --> 00:57:28,275
- The mayonnaise is semen.
- What?!
989
00:57:28,277 --> 00:57:31,548
- Semen.
- You know, ejaculate.
990
00:57:33,849 --> 00:57:35,883
- (Duffy): Doug Blatt is
a Highlander once more.
991
00:57:35,885 --> 00:57:39,253
With just a quarter of the
season left, Hyrum Cain seems
992
00:57:39,255 --> 00:57:41,954
to be trying a hail-Mary
move by bringing back a man
993
00:57:41,956 --> 00:57:44,925
known for his fists and,
frankly, not much else.
994
00:57:44,927 --> 00:57:48,128
- No. Considering this will be Glatt's
995
00:57:48,130 --> 00:57:50,197
first hockey game since being
knocked out by his now teammate,
996
00:57:50,199 --> 00:57:52,932
the currently suspended
Anders Cain, this should make
997
00:57:52,934 --> 00:57:55,068
for an interesting
locker-room dynamic
998
00:57:55,070 --> 00:57:59,039
and even more awkward
Cain-family Boxing Day. I mean,
999
00:57:59,041 --> 00:58:01,941
that household is a fucking disaster.
1000
00:58:01,943 --> 00:58:03,809
- Just read the prompter, man.
1001
00:58:03,811 --> 00:58:06,313
- No. I say what I want, James,
1002
00:58:06,315 --> 00:58:09,148
because I got a pair of
balls, not two pieces of pussy.
1003
00:58:09,150 --> 00:58:10,918
- How long is this gonna happen for?
1004
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:12,885
- For as long as it takes.
1005
00:58:12,887 --> 00:58:15,155
SportsDesk, we'll
take as long as it takes.
1006
00:58:15,157 --> 00:58:18,559
(audio feedback) SportsDesk,
1007
00:58:18,561 --> 00:58:20,230
fuck yeah. (SportsDesk theme music)
1008
00:58:21,829 --> 00:58:25,065
- Alright, OK. Fuck it.
- Ah! Off the belly!
1009
00:58:25,067 --> 00:58:28,302
In the ear!
- Ow! Alright, no.
1010
00:58:28,304 --> 00:58:32,005
- Doug with that big dick!
- (McCauley): With just 20 games left in the regular season...
1011
00:58:32,007 --> 00:58:34,074
- Too much?
- It's not...
1012
00:58:34,076 --> 00:58:36,809
- (McCauley): Still on the bubble.
The Halifax faithful are hoping
1013
00:58:36,811 --> 00:58:40,146
the Thug can do his part to
get them back to the playoffs.
1014
00:58:40,148 --> 00:58:42,081
To the St. John's Shamrocks.
1015
00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:44,784
The Shamrocks bring it
out of their own zone.
1016
00:58:44,786 --> 00:58:47,720
Here's the pass up
the wing. Oh, baby!
1017
00:58:47,722 --> 00:58:51,191
Doug Glatt's return
continues to electrify
1018
00:58:51,193 --> 00:58:53,927
his crowd and his team.
(indistinct hip-hop song)
1019
00:58:53,929 --> 00:58:56,762
St. John still with a man
advantage. Laflamme getting up,
1020
00:58:56,764 --> 00:58:59,066
getting ready to go.
Anders Cain, no help
1021
00:58:59,068 --> 00:59:01,300
tonight as he has been suspended.
1022
00:59:01,302 --> 00:59:04,838
Five seconds to go on the
St. John's power play,
1023
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:06,673
and somehow, Halifax
have been able to keep
1024
00:59:06,675 --> 00:59:09,809
this game tied at zero.
Now, Laflamme steps out
1025
00:59:09,811 --> 00:59:11,711
on the ice. Halifax
with the heat on.
1026
00:59:11,713 --> 00:59:13,914
Carlson looking back, takes the puck
1027
00:59:13,916 --> 00:59:16,016
at the blue line. Now, Carlson,
1028
00:59:16,018 --> 00:59:18,554
he's got a cannon, he winds it up.
1029
00:59:21,155 --> 00:59:24,691
Oh boy! Everyone, check
your asses for monkeys!
1030
00:59:24,693 --> 00:59:27,226
Xavier Laflamme blocking a shot?
1031
00:59:27,228 --> 00:59:29,162
Now with it is Stevenson.
Stevenson moves down
1032
00:59:29,164 --> 00:59:31,331
deep into the corner.
1033
00:59:31,333 --> 00:59:33,300
- Oh, you're crying. What's
that, you little bitch? Huh?
1034
00:59:33,302 --> 00:59:35,334
(indistinct taunting)
1035
00:59:35,336 --> 00:59:37,269
- I'm so exhausted!
1036
00:59:37,271 --> 00:59:39,338
Gatorade!
- Where's the puck?
1037
00:59:39,340 --> 00:59:41,407
- (McCauley): And now Glatt
decides, I'm a little thirsty.
1038
00:59:41,409 --> 00:59:44,144
- Ref, ref, ref!
- Sorry, bud, I'm super thirsty.
1039
00:59:44,146 --> 00:59:46,847
- Meanwhile, Stevenson
comes out of the corner.
1040
00:59:46,849 --> 00:59:49,316
He scores! (crowd cheering)
1041
00:59:49,318 --> 00:59:50,353
- He fucking drank it! He
took that fucking bottle!
1042
00:59:52,253 --> 00:59:55,054
- Yeah!
- (McCauley): Well, I suppose there's no rule
1043
00:59:55,056 --> 00:59:57,257
about drinking the
opposing team's Gatorade,
1044
00:59:57,259 --> 00:59:59,325
but perhaps after
tonight, there should be.
1045
00:59:59,327 --> 01:00:02,362
- Hahaha! You scored with Gatorade, man!
1046
01:00:02,364 --> 01:00:05,666
He's so mad!
- (McCauley): Highlanders win
1047
01:00:05,668 --> 01:00:07,934
thanks to the unquenchable
thirst of a man
1048
01:00:07,936 --> 01:00:10,673
they call the Thug.
(electronic music)
1049
01:00:14,976 --> 01:00:16,980
- Good for you, kid.
1050
01:00:19,782 --> 01:00:21,884
Good for you.
1051
01:00:23,985 --> 01:00:26,019
- Boys,
1052
01:00:26,021 --> 01:00:28,054
got a little heat going down, right?
1053
01:00:28,056 --> 01:00:30,956
So we're gonna take that heat into Reading,
1054
01:00:30,958 --> 01:00:33,392
and we're gonna burn
their fucking flesh off,
1055
01:00:33,394 --> 01:00:35,362
like fucking flamethrowers!
1056
01:00:35,364 --> 01:00:37,030
- Sir.
- Yes?
1057
01:00:37,032 --> 01:00:38,798
- OK, for the last time,
I'm gonna have to ask you
1058
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:40,733
to lower your voice.
1059
01:00:40,735 --> 01:00:44,104
OK? Just...
- So will you take that for me, would you?
1060
01:00:44,106 --> 01:00:46,173
- Nope, not in first class.
We don't take your... anything.
1061
01:00:46,175 --> 01:00:48,374
- Alright. Alrighty.
- Just have a seat there.
1062
01:00:48,376 --> 01:00:51,211
- Sit down? Sure.
- Yes, sir, that would be wonderful. Thank you very much.
1063
01:00:51,213 --> 01:00:53,246
And if you could just remain seated,
1064
01:00:53,248 --> 01:00:55,414
Oh, for fuck sake! (men
urinating and grunting)
1065
01:00:55,416 --> 01:00:58,251
- Hey, Belchy,
1066
01:00:58,253 --> 01:01:02,289
come see! This toilet
looks just like your mother.
1067
01:01:02,291 --> 01:01:06,126
- Mmm! Only markedly less toilet
-like.
1068
01:01:06,128 --> 01:01:08,994
(Russians groaning) (woman complains)
1069
01:01:08,996 --> 01:01:11,264
- Oh, my God, you guys are...
Get the fuck out of here, man!
1070
01:01:11,266 --> 01:01:13,867
(man laughing)
- (woman): Disgusting!
1071
01:01:13,869 --> 01:01:17,369
- (whispering): Hey, I'm not done.
1072
01:01:17,371 --> 01:01:19,905
What...
- No.
1073
01:01:19,907 --> 01:01:22,876
- (whispering): She said no.
We're gonna skate in there.
1074
01:01:22,878 --> 01:01:26,112
I wanna show those translucent, Rust-belt
1075
01:01:26,114 --> 01:01:29,782
weirdos how we play hockey...
- I swear!
1076
01:01:29,784 --> 01:01:32,251
- ...north of the border.
- Yeah, OK.
1077
01:01:32,253 --> 01:01:34,287
- (whispering): Highlanders.
1078
01:01:34,289 --> 01:01:36,356
- (team, whispering): Highlanders.
1079
01:01:36,358 --> 01:01:39,860
Highlanders. Highlanders.
1080
01:01:39,862 --> 01:01:42,195
- OK, but that is still
making us uncomfortable.
1081
01:01:42,197 --> 01:01:44,396
- (team, whispering):
Highlanders. Highlanders.
1082
01:01:44,398 --> 01:01:48,367
Highlanders. Highlanders.
1083
01:01:48,369 --> 01:01:50,836
- God, it smells like dick.
1084
01:01:50,838 --> 01:01:53,305
- (team whispering):
Highlanders. Highlanders.
1085
01:01:53,307 --> 01:01:57,409
Highlanders. Highlanders.
- Stay in school. Highlanders.
1086
01:01:57,411 --> 01:02:00,045
- (McCauley): Three minutes left in the
third, and the Highlanders' hot streak
1087
01:02:00,047 --> 01:02:02,014
is in danger of coming to an end
1088
01:02:02,016 --> 01:02:04,818
as they trail the Wolfdogs
3 to 2. A win tonight
1089
01:02:04,820 --> 01:02:08,387
would see them just one spot
outside playoffs' contention.
1090
01:02:08,389 --> 01:02:11,525
Oh, my uncles are dead! Anders
Cain looks in front, turns.
1091
01:02:11,527 --> 01:02:16,061
Oh! Waxman's Murphy
bed! Cain scores!
1092
01:02:16,063 --> 01:02:19,099
And it's tied 3-3. Great goal
1093
01:02:19,101 --> 01:02:21,034
by Anders Cain to keep
1094
01:02:21,036 --> 01:02:23,036
the dream alive.
- They're gonna be throwing
1095
01:02:23,038 --> 01:02:25,037
everything at us now, but the kitchen sink.
1096
01:02:25,039 --> 01:02:27,139
You, Flamer, do what you did last game.
1097
01:02:27,141 --> 01:02:29,543
Stesy, take his lead.
1098
01:02:29,545 --> 01:02:32,144
Yeah, yeah. Dougie, listen
to me. You watch their backs.
1099
01:02:32,146 --> 01:02:35,182
You keep your head in the fucking
game. Handle the big man. See him?
1100
01:02:35,184 --> 01:02:38,552
Send a message. Wake
'em up, Doug. Go, go, go!
1101
01:02:38,554 --> 01:02:41,188
- Don't go start a shit you can't finish.
1102
01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:44,356
- (McCauley): Coach Ronnie Hortense had a
few words for Doug Glatt who hasn't fought
1103
01:02:44,358 --> 01:02:46,258
since he came back two weeks ago.
1104
01:02:46,260 --> 01:02:48,994
(dramatic music) He goes
straight toward Totan.
1105
01:02:48,996 --> 01:02:51,932
- You are popping me.
- (McCauley): Moe Totan.
1106
01:02:51,934 --> 01:02:55,467
- (Bailey): He's so enormous.
- Oy vey.
1107
01:02:55,469 --> 01:02:59,171
- (McCauley): Off the
faceoff, the puck goes back
1108
01:02:59,173 --> 01:03:01,874
into the Wolfdogs' zone. Now,
it's in at the centre ice.
1109
01:03:01,876 --> 01:03:04,010
Turned over by Laflamme.
Laflamme looks across,
1110
01:03:04,012 --> 01:03:05,612
finds Stevenson. Stevenson dumps it
1111
01:03:05,614 --> 01:03:08,148
deep into the Wolfdogs'
territory. The puck goes
1112
01:03:08,150 --> 01:03:10,217
around now to Totan.
- (coach): Here we go!
1113
01:03:10,219 --> 01:03:14,054
- (McCauley): Here comes
Glatt right at Totan!
1114
01:03:14,056 --> 01:03:18,358
Oh! And he misses completely!
- Fuck! Shit!
1115
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:22,061
- It looks like he's in
pain on his right side.
1116
01:03:22,063 --> 01:03:24,430
Starting the other way,
the Reading Wolfdogs
1117
01:03:24,432 --> 01:03:26,432
with an opportunity
for the go-ahead goal.
1118
01:03:26,434 --> 01:03:28,170
The puck is gliding
across the blue line.
1119
01:03:30,072 --> 01:03:32,137
He scores!
- NOOOO!
1120
01:03:32,139 --> 01:03:34,340
- FUCK! FUCK!
-(McCauley): Reading win.
1121
01:03:34,342 --> 01:03:36,409
And with just 10 games
left in the season,
1122
01:03:36,411 --> 01:03:39,345
the Highlanders seem to have
found a way to rescue defeat
1123
01:03:39,347 --> 01:03:42,215
from the jaws of victory.
- Pretty good, Dougie!
1124
01:03:42,217 --> 01:03:45,651
- Come on, Doug. (sigh)
1125
01:03:45,653 --> 01:03:50,123
- I don't wanna hear it. Let's
go! Let's fucking go! Nats!
1126
01:03:50,125 --> 01:03:53,492
(man talking indistinctly)
1127
01:03:53,494 --> 01:03:55,431
(indistinct chatter)
1128
01:03:59,367 --> 01:04:02,401
- Did you watch the game?
- Yeah.
1129
01:04:02,403 --> 01:04:04,304
(Doug sighing)
1130
01:04:04,306 --> 01:04:06,405
- You said it could be
scary watching me out there.
1131
01:04:06,407 --> 01:04:08,411
Was it scary?
1132
01:04:10,411 --> 01:04:14,914
- I mean, I don't like watching
you get hurt, so yeah, a little.
1133
01:04:14,916 --> 01:04:16,916
- Ah!
- Oh!
1134
01:04:16,918 --> 01:04:18,887
God, Jesus! Are you OK?
- Yeah.
1135
01:04:24,025 --> 01:04:26,361
Maybe you shouldn't watch the next one.
1136
01:04:28,597 --> 01:04:30,429
- Yeah.
1137
01:04:30,431 --> 01:04:31,965
Alright.
1138
01:04:31,967 --> 01:04:37,202
- ♪ When I wake up ♪
1139
01:04:37,204 --> 01:04:40,173
♪ Yours I'd slip in ♪
1140
01:04:40,175 --> 01:04:42,575
(engine revving up)
1141
01:04:42,577 --> 01:04:43,943
- (McCauley): Halfway
through the third,
1142
01:04:43,945 --> 01:04:46,512
the Highlanders are fighting
for their postseason lives
1143
01:04:46,514 --> 01:04:48,447
on Fan Appreciation Night.
1144
01:04:48,449 --> 01:04:50,450
A shot blocked by Laflamme.
- Attaboy, Flamer!
1145
01:04:50,452 --> 01:04:53,086
- (McCauley): What a
contribution he's made.
1146
01:04:53,088 --> 01:04:57,557
Now Laflamme sees Walters' coming.
And Walters sucker punched him.
1147
01:04:57,559 --> 01:04:59,693
But he gets up. He
appears to be alright.
1148
01:04:59,695 --> 01:05:02,429
- Let go of his arm, Ref!
- (McCauley): Walters is sent
1149
01:05:02,431 --> 01:05:05,365
to the penalty box.
- Come on, Pat!
1150
01:05:05,367 --> 01:05:07,300
- (McCauley): And he
is none too impressed.
1151
01:05:07,302 --> 01:05:10,336
- (announcer): Number 28, Tim
Walters: 2 minutes for roughing.
1152
01:05:10,338 --> 01:05:12,472
8 minutes 51 seconds
- Fuck!
1153
01:05:12,474 --> 01:05:15,407
- You OK?
- Yeah, I'm alright. Thanks.
1154
01:05:15,409 --> 01:05:17,644
- OK, now we're gonna take
this fucking power play,
1155
01:05:17,646 --> 01:05:21,347
and we're gonna shove it up
their fucking sphincters. No K-Y!
1156
01:05:21,349 --> 01:05:23,583
And when we're done with that,
1157
01:05:23,585 --> 01:05:26,151
and that ugly piece of shit
gets out of that fucking box,
1158
01:05:26,153 --> 01:05:28,188
we're gonna give him a
piece of our mind. OK, boys?
1159
01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:31,391
- I can do that, sir. I can give
him a piece of all of our minds.
1160
01:05:31,393 --> 01:05:34,693
- No, he fucking can't.
His arm's all fucked up.
1161
01:05:34,695 --> 01:05:36,628
- I'm fine. I can do this.
1162
01:05:36,630 --> 01:05:38,764
- He can't fucking fight anybody.
1163
01:05:38,766 --> 01:05:41,501
- Jesus Christ, boys, what's going on?
1164
01:05:41,503 --> 01:05:45,007
(grunt) Not now, kiddo. Not now.
1165
01:05:47,576 --> 01:05:50,510
- (McCauley): Anders Cain
is coming right across
1166
01:05:50,512 --> 01:05:52,077
from the bench to the deck.
- Huh? You wanna go?
1167
01:05:52,079 --> 01:05:53,780
- Yeah, come on.
- Yeah? Any time, tough guy!
1168
01:05:53,782 --> 01:05:56,048
- I'll fucking go right on
and knock your fucking teeth
1169
01:05:56,050 --> 01:05:57,751
down your throat.
- Yeah, bring it on!
1170
01:05:57,753 --> 01:06:00,353
I'll tear your fucking head
off for a pure meat stick.
1171
01:06:00,355 --> 01:06:02,722
- (Anders): You're so fucking pissed, a fucking meat stick.
- Stevesy, you're up.
1172
01:06:02,724 --> 01:06:06,059
- (McCauley): And now there's action,
meanwhile, over at the Highlander bench.
1173
01:06:06,061 --> 01:06:09,795
And here comes Doug Glatt. Hortense calls him back.
- Glatt, come back here!
1174
01:06:09,797 --> 01:06:12,432
- (McCauley): Uh
-oh! It looks like we may finally get to see
1175
01:06:12,434 --> 01:06:14,434
the Thug drop his gloves after all.
1176
01:06:14,436 --> 01:06:17,137
- Anytime! Oh, you too?
- The fuck you're doing here?
1177
01:06:17,139 --> 01:06:19,139
- What are you doing
here? This is my here!
1178
01:06:19,141 --> 01:06:21,708
- (McCauley): And now both
Glatt and Cain push and shove.
1179
01:06:21,710 --> 01:06:23,575
- What the fuck you mean
it's your here?! It's my here!
1180
01:06:23,577 --> 01:06:26,112
- I'll let both you guys in.
- My fucking!
1181
01:06:26,114 --> 01:06:28,380
Fuck!
- (McCauley): And down goes Cain
1182
01:06:28,382 --> 01:06:30,717
with Glatt on top.
- What am I looking at?
1183
01:06:30,719 --> 01:06:34,119
- Fuck! What the fuck is this?!
- I don't know. I don't know.
1184
01:06:34,121 --> 01:06:36,722
- I don't even want to fight
anymore; you killed the mood.
1185
01:06:36,724 --> 01:06:38,791
- Dougie, why are you dry humping, Anders?
1186
01:06:38,793 --> 01:06:41,193
- Get off me!
- I'm trying. I don't want this!
1187
01:06:41,195 --> 01:06:43,796
- You're on the same fucking team, man!
1188
01:06:43,798 --> 01:06:46,666
- Fuck! This is horrible!
It's fucking horrible!
1189
01:06:46,668 --> 01:06:49,436
- It is. It is.
- Fuck! Fuck!
1190
01:06:49,438 --> 01:06:52,505
- (McCauley): I would like to remind fans
that should they still desire, they can
1191
01:06:52,507 --> 01:06:55,208
meet the Highlanders in person
tonight at the Corktown Pub
1192
01:06:55,210 --> 01:06:57,110
for Fan Appreciation Night.
- (crowd): Doug! Doug!
1193
01:06:57,112 --> 01:06:59,579
Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!
1194
01:06:59,581 --> 01:07:02,115
- (pub crowd): Doug! Doug! Doug!
1195
01:07:02,117 --> 01:07:04,117
Doug! Doug! Doug!
- (man): You fucking son,
1196
01:07:04,119 --> 01:07:05,717
we fucking hate you!
1197
01:07:05,719 --> 01:07:07,487
- (man): Anders, you
piece of fucking shit!
1198
01:07:07,489 --> 01:07:11,157
- You know what? I fucking know it.
1199
01:07:11,159 --> 01:07:14,226
- What the fuck is wrong with you now?
- You know it too.
1200
01:07:14,228 --> 01:07:16,795
I beat the shit out of Doug Glatt.
1201
01:07:16,797 --> 01:07:18,664
- Take it easy.
- You fucking take it easy!
1202
01:07:18,666 --> 01:07:20,532
I fucking destroyed him.
1203
01:07:20,534 --> 01:07:22,434
- Calm down, man.
- Get your fucking hands off me!
1204
01:07:22,436 --> 01:07:24,137
- Hey!
- Anders!
1205
01:07:24,139 --> 01:07:26,338
(indistinct pop song playing in the pub)
1206
01:07:26,340 --> 01:07:29,608
- I beat you.
1207
01:07:29,610 --> 01:07:33,545
Don't look at them, you
dumb fuck; look at me.
1208
01:07:33,547 --> 01:07:35,882
- Anders...
- I am here, now,
1209
01:07:35,884 --> 01:07:38,617
me, right fucking in front of you!
1210
01:07:38,619 --> 01:07:41,354
(grunting and yelling)
1211
01:07:41,356 --> 01:07:44,557
- That will blow your nerves.
- Come on, Doug.
1212
01:07:44,559 --> 01:07:46,626
- Doug! That's enough!
- That's it.
1213
01:07:46,628 --> 01:07:49,295
- Knock it off, guys. Chill!
1214
01:07:49,297 --> 01:07:51,164
(indistinct chatter)
- I'm fine. Fucking fine!
1215
01:07:51,166 --> 01:07:54,534
- Good. Chill out, man.
- He's a freak.
1216
01:07:54,536 --> 01:07:56,202
(crowd gasping)
- Cheap shot!
1217
01:07:56,204 --> 01:07:58,304
(men growling)
- Anders, that's enough!
1218
01:07:58,306 --> 01:08:00,472
- Come on, Doug!
- Doug!
1219
01:08:00,474 --> 01:08:02,474
(man doing clucking sound)
- God!
1220
01:08:02,476 --> 01:08:04,776
- Anders, it's over. It's over.
- Get out!
1221
01:08:04,778 --> 01:08:07,780
- Walk him out.
- Shit!
1222
01:08:07,782 --> 01:08:10,682
(dramatic music)
1223
01:08:10,684 --> 01:08:12,918
- Early reports coming
in of a bar brawl tonight
1224
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:14,920
at a popular Halifax Highlanders'
1225
01:08:14,922 --> 01:08:18,625
hangout allegedly involving
the Highlanders themselves
1226
01:08:18,627 --> 01:08:21,494
in what could be just
another example of violence
1227
01:08:21,496 --> 01:08:25,330
dogging the team. This coming
just weeks after controversial
1228
01:08:25,332 --> 01:08:28,867
hockey-fighting competition Bruised
and Battered held its most recent event
1229
01:08:28,869 --> 01:08:32,671
at the Highlanders' home barn,
the Halifax Metro Centre.
1230
01:08:32,673 --> 01:08:34,907
With two must-win
games left to play,
1231
01:08:34,909 --> 01:08:37,544
and Cain and Glatt each
serving suspensions,
1232
01:08:37,546 --> 01:08:40,879
one can't help but wonder
if GM Hyrum Cain has
1233
01:08:40,881 --> 01:08:42,884
any more tricks up his sleeve.
1234
01:08:44,719 --> 01:08:47,754
(boat horn)
- (Eva): You broke your promise.
1235
01:08:47,756 --> 01:08:50,190
- I was scared.
1236
01:08:50,192 --> 01:08:52,194
Never felt that before.
1237
01:08:53,795 --> 01:08:57,397
He was wearing my C.
- Are you fucking kidding me?!
1238
01:08:57,399 --> 01:08:59,331
That's the best you can do?
1239
01:08:59,333 --> 01:09:02,434
I... I gave up stuff I liked doing too.
1240
01:09:02,436 --> 01:09:05,907
- It's different; you've never had a team.
1241
01:09:07,908 --> 01:09:09,642
Yeah.
1242
01:09:09,644 --> 01:09:12,879
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Maybe, maybe I never did.
1243
01:09:12,881 --> 01:09:14,880
- I can still do what I'm
supposed to, I can still fight.
1244
01:09:14,882 --> 01:09:16,950
- I guess that's a fucking problem.
- Eva.
1245
01:09:16,952 --> 01:09:19,451
- And yet the worst part is
1246
01:09:19,453 --> 01:09:23,455
you're making me into this
fucking, naggy housewife.
1247
01:09:23,457 --> 01:09:26,692
And do you think I want to be fucking...
1248
01:09:26,694 --> 01:09:28,794
worrying about you? You think I wanna
1249
01:09:28,796 --> 01:09:30,763
be giving you shit?
1250
01:09:30,765 --> 01:09:32,965
I don't. This isn't who I am.
1251
01:09:32,967 --> 01:09:35,902
- Eva, please... Where are you going?
1252
01:09:35,904 --> 01:09:38,641
- I'm not going anywhere.
(emotional music)
1253
01:09:45,512 --> 01:09:47,515
- I eat this soup.
1254
01:09:49,350 --> 01:09:51,918
- Yes, I know. That's why I'm...
1255
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:53,922
(sigh)
1256
01:09:56,725 --> 01:09:58,761
I just need some time, Doug.
1257
01:10:10,838 --> 01:10:13,639
- Dad, I'm fucking sorry.
1258
01:10:13,641 --> 01:10:16,211
OK, I'm sorry. I fuck... I fucked up.
1259
01:10:18,779 --> 01:10:21,647
Fuck. I wanna win.
1260
01:10:21,649 --> 01:10:24,517
I wanna...
- Your contract's been terminated.
1261
01:10:24,519 --> 01:10:26,986
- Uh... I'm sorry, what?
1262
01:10:26,988 --> 01:10:29,358
- You're on a flight at 10 p.m. tonight.
1263
01:10:36,698 --> 01:10:38,767
No?
1264
01:10:40,402 --> 01:10:43,335
(Anders sniffling)
1265
01:10:43,337 --> 01:10:45,407
What are you doing?
1266
01:10:46,908 --> 01:10:49,909
The fuck out of my face.
1267
01:10:49,911 --> 01:10:52,648
You wanna swing at me?
- You wanna swing at me?
1268
01:10:59,354 --> 01:11:01,454
(three slaps)
1269
01:11:01,456 --> 01:11:03,926
You're a fucking pussy.
1270
01:11:15,569 --> 01:11:17,939
♪♪♪
1271
01:11:20,774 --> 01:11:23,776
- ♪ I was waiting ♪
- I'm just saying.
1272
01:11:23,778 --> 01:11:26,912
You're pissed at Doug because
he's a hockey player...
1273
01:11:26,914 --> 01:11:29,949
and he wants to plays hockey?
- He was fucking
1274
01:11:29,951 --> 01:11:33,119
bareknuckle prizefighting, too. Jesus!
1275
01:11:33,121 --> 01:11:35,354
Whose side are you on?
1276
01:11:35,356 --> 01:11:37,723
(Mary sniffing) We both agreed to do this,
1277
01:11:37,725 --> 01:11:40,460
and we both gave shit up.
This is what growing up is.
1278
01:11:40,462 --> 01:11:43,463
I
- I... I had shit that I liked doing too.
1279
01:11:43,465 --> 01:11:46,398
(stifled laugh)
- Jagerbombs?
1280
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:48,701
Look, I know you sacrificed things.
1281
01:11:48,703 --> 01:11:52,004
I mean, you have a fucking baby
growing in your belly. I get it!
1282
01:11:52,006 --> 01:11:54,674
I just... I think that Doug's...
1283
01:11:54,676 --> 01:11:58,410
team is more than just hockey, you know?
1284
01:11:58,412 --> 01:12:00,912
- ♪ Besides, I just get lonely ♪
1285
01:12:00,914 --> 01:12:04,052
- More than a team, even.
1286
01:12:13,395 --> 01:12:15,527
- (Duffy): Highlanders'
GM, Hyrum Cain, confirming
1287
01:12:15,529 --> 01:12:18,630
that Anders Cain has been
released from his contract.
1288
01:12:18,632 --> 01:12:22,101
- Let this be a lesson to
everyone out there. Your father
1289
01:12:22,103 --> 01:12:25,004
will break your heart and shove it down
1290
01:12:25,006 --> 01:12:26,906
your fucking throat, pull it out your ass,
1291
01:12:26,908 --> 01:12:28,741
put it right back in your chest.
1292
01:12:28,743 --> 01:12:31,177
- (Duffy): No word yet on
whether Hyrum Cain plans
1293
01:12:31,179 --> 01:12:33,545
to replace Anders as the
Highlanders round out
1294
01:12:33,547 --> 01:12:36,715
their season with must-win games
at home against the Lovell Kings
1295
01:12:36,717 --> 01:12:39,354
and Anders' old team,
the Reading Wolfdogs.
1296
01:12:41,956 --> 01:12:44,690
(soft rock song Fly At
Night by Chilliwack)
1297
01:12:44,692 --> 01:12:47,729
(indistinct chatter)
1298
01:12:50,899 --> 01:12:53,369
(man talking indistinctly)
1299
01:12:57,439 --> 01:13:00,540
- Stevesy, Legs, Gino, you
know what you need to do.
1300
01:13:00,542 --> 01:13:02,942
Eat up minutes, grind the shit out of them,
1301
01:13:02,944 --> 01:13:05,010
make them fuck up.
1302
01:13:05,012 --> 01:13:09,182
Tonight, we need to play
fucking hard! Right, boys?
1303
01:13:09,184 --> 01:13:11,183
- Yeah.
- ALRIGHT, BOYS?
1304
01:13:11,185 --> 01:13:14,085
- YEAH!
- Alright! Fucking do this.
1305
01:13:14,087 --> 01:13:17,022
- (Ross): So, you pussies
playing hockey or what?
1306
01:13:17,024 --> 01:13:19,224
- Wow.
1307
01:13:19,226 --> 01:13:23,062
(bell tolling)
- I messed up, Pat.
1308
01:13:23,064 --> 01:13:27,500
You know, I really like
living with you in the motel,
1309
01:13:27,502 --> 01:13:29,902
but I just kind of want to go home now.
1310
01:13:29,904 --> 01:13:31,736
- Yeah? No, I get that. It's, uh...
1311
01:13:31,738 --> 01:13:33,606
(Pat sniffling) ...it's
definitely not the Ritz,
1312
01:13:33,608 --> 01:13:36,909
but so long as Sherilyn owns
it, it's a bed and it's free,
1313
01:13:36,911 --> 01:13:39,178
thanks to that deal I cut with her.
1314
01:13:39,180 --> 01:13:40,847
- What kind of deal? (slurping sound)
1315
01:13:40,849 --> 01:13:43,148
- Fucking the shit out of her constantly.
1316
01:13:43,150 --> 01:13:45,617
- Your cousin Sherilyn?
1317
01:13:45,619 --> 01:13:48,254
- I don't think I'm the
only dude she's fucking...
1318
01:13:48,256 --> 01:13:50,793
but then she's not the
only dude I'm fucking.
1319
01:13:52,594 --> 01:13:56,128
(phone ringing and buzzing)
1320
01:13:56,130 --> 01:13:58,164
- Eva? Hello?
1321
01:13:58,166 --> 01:14:00,132
- Uh, hey. Doug, um...
1322
01:14:00,134 --> 01:14:03,102
- Eva, hello. It's me, Doug Glatt.
1323
01:14:03,104 --> 01:14:05,004
- Doug, where are you?
1324
01:14:05,006 --> 01:14:07,576
- Eva, I'm sorry I broke my promise.
1325
01:14:09,042 --> 01:14:12,711
I shouldn't have done
that because we're a team.
1326
01:14:12,713 --> 01:14:14,780
I'm so in love with you.
1327
01:14:14,782 --> 01:14:16,915
We're gonna have a family, and I swear...
1328
01:14:16,917 --> 01:14:19,285
- Uh, Doug, my water broke.
1329
01:14:19,287 --> 01:14:22,588
- It's OK. I can just buy you
another one at the gas station.
1330
01:14:22,590 --> 01:14:24,924
- No! No! My water broke!
1331
01:14:24,926 --> 01:14:28,093
The baby... Uh, the baby's coming.
1332
01:14:28,095 --> 01:14:30,795
- What?!
What-what-what?! What?!
1333
01:14:30,797 --> 01:14:34,200
What-what-what-what? What?
What? Now? Wait, what? What?
1334
01:14:34,202 --> 01:14:36,736
- And Mary's at the store, at
the store, so I'm all alone.
1335
01:14:36,738 --> 01:14:40,205
- No, you're not. Like the
baby, I am also coming now.
1336
01:14:40,207 --> 01:14:42,708
- OK. OK.
1337
01:14:42,710 --> 01:14:44,277
- Holy pussy-cunt-balls,
it's happening!
1338
01:14:44,279 --> 01:14:46,646
- Just keep your eyes on the road, please.
1339
01:14:46,648 --> 01:14:49,815
- So sorry, so sorry, but...
Eva, I just gotta tell you,
1340
01:14:49,817 --> 01:14:51,817
you, my dear, are gonna look
1341
01:14:51,819 --> 01:14:53,919
fucking radiant during childbirth.
1342
01:14:53,921 --> 01:14:55,955
- I'm so sorry. OK, from now on,
1343
01:14:55,957 --> 01:14:57,956
whatever we do, we do as a team, OK?
1344
01:14:57,958 --> 01:14:59,892
- You know there's
just this natural beauty
1345
01:14:59,894 --> 01:15:01,960
that comes from such a
violent act. The blood
1346
01:15:01,962 --> 01:15:03,963
and the fucking pussy ripping open.
1347
01:15:03,965 --> 01:15:07,199
- Yeah, I'm gonna be the best
husband and the best father I can be.
1348
01:15:07,201 --> 01:15:09,869
- I'll just say it. To me,
no woman, no fucking woman
1349
01:15:09,871 --> 01:15:11,937
is more beautiful than
when she's giving birth.
1350
01:15:11,939 --> 01:15:15,141
- Uh, guys, that's great. Could
we have no talking for a bit?
1351
01:15:15,143 --> 01:15:17,009
- Yeah, of course, whatever you need.
1352
01:15:17,011 --> 01:15:19,077
(honking)
- Hey! God dammit!
1353
01:15:19,079 --> 01:15:21,880
What the fuck? What? Is
everyone in the city Chinese?
1354
01:15:21,882 --> 01:15:24,116
- (McCauley): Oh no!
Down goes Stevenson.
1355
01:15:24,118 --> 01:15:26,184
- Jesus Christ! (indistinct
rock song playing)
1356
01:15:26,186 --> 01:15:28,687
Come on, boys! This is not
how we kill a fucking penalty!
1357
01:15:28,689 --> 01:15:30,322
- Come on, Stevesy,
you're good, you're good!
1358
01:15:30,324 --> 01:15:33,025
- Flamer, come on, come on.
- (Laflamme): Watch your point.
1359
01:15:33,027 --> 01:15:35,027
- Sit down. Rest that fucking ass.
1360
01:15:35,029 --> 01:15:37,696
- (player): Let's go, boys.
- (coach): Where the fuck is he?
1361
01:15:37,698 --> 01:15:40,132
- (McCauley): Hortense keeps looking
over toward the dressing room.
1362
01:15:40,134 --> 01:15:42,835
(indistinct rock song)
- Breathe, Eva. Breathe.
1363
01:15:42,837 --> 01:15:44,970
OK?
- (Eva): OK.
1364
01:15:44,972 --> 01:15:48,243
- Deep slow breaths.
- (Doug): Breathe, Eva, breathe!
1365
01:15:50,677 --> 01:15:52,644
(man grunting)
1366
01:15:52,646 --> 01:15:54,013
- AAAAH!
1367
01:15:54,015 --> 01:15:55,748
- (McCauley): Lovell and Halifax.
1368
01:15:55,750 --> 01:15:57,983
Now, Laflamme goes after
the puck in the corner.
1369
01:15:57,985 --> 01:16:00,719
He takes it in behind.
Here comes Owens.
1370
01:16:00,721 --> 01:16:02,921
And down goes Laflamme.
1371
01:16:02,923 --> 01:16:05,324
Now, Owens is bumped by... (whistle)
1372
01:16:05,326 --> 01:16:07,259
Ross Rhea?
- Nice hit, eh?
1373
01:16:07,261 --> 01:16:09,661
- Better late than never.
1374
01:16:09,663 --> 01:16:12,732
- (McCauley): Ross Rhea
is back! (Eva panting)
1375
01:16:12,734 --> 01:16:15,233
- (doctor): One last big
push you got for me, Eva?
1376
01:16:15,235 --> 01:16:17,836
- (McCauley): He's back as a Highlander.
- You know, Sean,
1377
01:16:17,838 --> 01:16:20,039
generally, it's polite to ask.
- Go watch some curling
1378
01:16:20,041 --> 01:16:23,409
and get a fucking dye job, you old man.
- Fuck you!
1379
01:16:23,411 --> 01:16:25,878
- Come on, Eva.
- (doctor): That's it. OK, Eva, home stretch.
1380
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:27,879
- AAAAAAAAAH!
1381
01:16:27,881 --> 01:16:30,249
- (McCauley): Ross Rhea
fires that patented right.
1382
01:16:30,251 --> 01:16:32,652
- AAAAAAAAH!
1383
01:16:32,654 --> 01:16:35,021
- ♪ I can't sleep
tonight ♪ (baby crying)
1384
01:16:35,023 --> 01:16:38,391
♪ I can't sleep tonight
It's the saddest lie ♪
1385
01:16:38,393 --> 01:16:40,992
(grunting)
- (McCauley): We thought he was gone.
1386
01:16:40,994 --> 01:16:43,995
- Old man, eh?
- And he's back in style.
1387
01:16:43,997 --> 01:16:46,898
- ♪ Oh oh oooh oooh ♪ (baby cooing)
1388
01:16:46,900 --> 01:16:49,067
♪ I can't sleep tonight ♪
1389
01:16:49,069 --> 01:16:52,037
♪ I can't sleep tonight ♪
1390
01:16:52,039 --> 01:16:53,873
(babies crying)
1391
01:16:53,875 --> 01:16:55,840
(man snoring and farting)
1392
01:16:55,842 --> 01:16:57,645
- Pat.
1393
01:17:04,452 --> 01:17:06,285
♪♪♪
1394
01:17:06,287 --> 01:17:08,019
- Hey, hey, hey.
1395
01:17:08,021 --> 01:17:10,755
(gasping and clapping)
1396
01:17:10,757 --> 01:17:12,793
- Yeah! (man laughing)
1397
01:17:15,195 --> 01:17:18,397
- Doug. Dougie had a baby. Fucking sweet!
1398
01:17:18,399 --> 01:17:20,366
- Nice shot, man.
- Good shooting, man.
1399
01:17:20,368 --> 01:17:22,367
- Let me know if you're
not gonna keep it, OK?
1400
01:17:22,369 --> 01:17:25,006
- Yeah, we're gonna keep it.
- Let me know.
1401
01:17:26,707 --> 01:17:29,775
- (player): Yeah, Dougie.
- Fucking weirdo.
1402
01:17:29,777 --> 01:17:31,777
Is everyone OK in there?
1403
01:17:31,779 --> 01:17:34,479
- Everybody's great.
1404
01:17:34,481 --> 01:17:37,348
Welcome to the Highlanders.
1405
01:17:37,350 --> 01:17:39,420
- Looks like I'm not done after all, eh?
1406
01:17:41,189 --> 01:17:44,255
Mazel tov, kiddo. (phone ringing)
1407
01:17:44,257 --> 01:17:46,491
- Heyyyy.
1408
01:17:46,493 --> 01:17:51,332
A dick explodes, a baby is
made, and a father is born.
1409
01:17:55,302 --> 01:17:57,238
I love you.
1410
01:17:59,974 --> 01:18:02,174
- All these kisses.
1411
01:18:02,176 --> 01:18:04,876
- I will love your baby.
- Thank you so much.
1412
01:18:04,878 --> 01:18:07,245
It's so nice.
1413
01:18:07,247 --> 01:18:09,315
- I'm a great babysitter, so...
1414
01:18:09,317 --> 01:18:11,252
Not that you... Oh, OK.
1415
01:18:14,921 --> 01:18:17,289
- You have my back.
1416
01:18:17,291 --> 01:18:19,325
You have since we've met.
1417
01:18:19,327 --> 01:18:21,393
And you need to know
1418
01:18:21,395 --> 01:18:24,897
I'll always have yours.
1419
01:18:24,899 --> 01:18:27,433
Something for the baby.
- Oh! Oh! Heehee!
1420
01:18:27,435 --> 01:18:30,238
(touching music)
1421
01:18:37,444 --> 01:18:39,410
- It's official.
1422
01:18:39,412 --> 01:18:41,813
That's official.
- Here you go, Dougie.
1423
01:18:41,815 --> 01:18:45,183
(indistinct chatter)
1424
01:18:45,185 --> 01:18:48,353
- Love you, buddy.
- Félicitations.
1425
01:18:48,355 --> 01:18:50,024
- Way to go, Dougie.
- Good boy!
1426
01:18:52,393 --> 01:18:54,730
(speaking in Slovak)
1427
01:18:58,533 --> 01:19:01,203
- Doug.
1428
01:19:02,869 --> 01:19:05,170
- Thank you.
1429
01:19:05,172 --> 01:19:07,138
(small chuckle)
1430
01:19:07,140 --> 01:19:09,942
I don't know who he is.
1431
01:19:09,944 --> 01:19:14,079
(Eva sighing) (distant baby crying)
1432
01:19:14,081 --> 01:19:17,183
I love you, Eva.
1433
01:19:17,185 --> 01:19:20,553
I love you too, Doug.
1434
01:19:20,555 --> 01:19:23,054
Hmm.
1435
01:19:23,056 --> 01:19:25,491
(Eva chuckling)
1436
01:19:25,493 --> 01:19:27,960
Dammmmn.
1437
01:19:27,962 --> 01:19:31,095
I'm high as fucking balls.
1438
01:19:31,097 --> 01:19:33,432
Just big old balls.
1439
01:19:33,434 --> 01:19:36,035
PS: fucking pushing a baby
1440
01:19:36,037 --> 01:19:38,102
out of your vagina blows hard.
1441
01:19:38,104 --> 01:19:40,873
- I know.
1442
01:19:40,875 --> 01:19:42,944
- But you were here.
1443
01:19:45,947 --> 01:19:48,313
I needed you and you were here.
1444
01:19:48,315 --> 01:19:50,415
(poignant music)
1445
01:19:50,417 --> 01:19:53,255
It's the same shit, Doug.
1446
01:19:55,055 --> 01:19:57,223
The same shit that brought you here
1447
01:19:57,225 --> 01:20:00,395
is the shit that needs you to be out there.
1448
01:20:03,029 --> 01:20:05,032
They need you too.
1449
01:20:07,134 --> 01:20:09,069
Highlanders need you.
1450
01:20:11,305 --> 01:20:13,539
Mm-hmm. Doug,
1451
01:20:13,541 --> 01:20:15,844
you need to be out there.
1452
01:20:20,247 --> 01:20:23,415
- (Duffy): This is it! The
last game of the season!
1453
01:20:23,417 --> 01:20:25,617
The Highlanders need one
more win after their gutsy
1454
01:20:25,619 --> 01:20:29,088
2-1 victory over Lovell. -
(Bailey): And now tonight,
1455
01:20:29,090 --> 01:20:32,023
their entire season hangs
on this one last game,
1456
01:20:32,025 --> 01:20:34,492
which should be a doozy
as it marks Cain's return
1457
01:20:34,494 --> 01:20:37,463
to the Halifax Metro Centre
in his first game back since
1458
01:20:37,465 --> 01:20:39,264
re-signing with the Wolfdogs.
1459
01:20:39,266 --> 01:20:40,965
- (reporter): Any message
for your former teammates?
1460
01:20:40,967 --> 01:20:42,233
- Watch your back.
1461
01:20:42,235 --> 01:20:44,269
- Cain's gonna be out there.
1462
01:20:44,271 --> 01:20:46,304
- Fuck Cain.
1463
01:20:46,306 --> 01:20:49,208
The shape your shoulder's in, you tweak it,
1464
01:20:49,210 --> 01:20:51,643
you throw one heavy punch with that right,
1465
01:20:51,645 --> 01:20:54,045
that's your career fucked for good.
1466
01:20:54,047 --> 01:20:55,915
- I need to protect my
team. (bagpipe music)
1467
01:20:55,917 --> 01:20:58,920
We're on a very busy night in here.
1468
01:21:01,389 --> 01:21:04,290
Xavier... you've been
1469
01:21:04,292 --> 01:21:07,259
whatever this team has needed you to be.
1470
01:21:07,261 --> 01:21:09,561
You've worked, bled.
1471
01:21:09,563 --> 01:21:11,930
(orchestral music)
1472
01:21:11,932 --> 01:21:14,366
- Ahem! I, uh...
1473
01:21:14,368 --> 01:21:16,538
I unstitched it from Cain's jersey.
1474
01:21:18,439 --> 01:21:21,509
It's yours now. You've earned it.
1475
01:21:24,078 --> 01:21:28,283
(applause) - We're all glad for you.
- (coach): Flamer, come on.
1476
01:21:31,185 --> 01:21:33,419
- Hey, you earned it.
- Come on!
1477
01:21:33,421 --> 01:21:35,490
- Speech! (emotional sigh)
1478
01:21:38,693 --> 01:21:41,192
- I learned the
difference between a moment
1479
01:21:41,194 --> 01:21:43,495
and a career is evolution.
1480
01:21:43,497 --> 01:21:46,397
Evolution.
1481
01:21:46,399 --> 01:21:50,169
You will slow down.
1482
01:21:50,171 --> 01:21:52,170
You will get old.
1483
01:21:52,172 --> 01:21:54,009
Your body will fail you.
1484
01:21:55,643 --> 01:21:58,643
So you evolve,
1485
01:21:58,645 --> 01:22:01,379
you change your game,
1486
01:22:01,381 --> 01:22:04,118
you do what you need to
do with the time you got.
1487
01:22:05,618 --> 01:22:08,586
If not, you go extinct.
1488
01:22:08,588 --> 01:22:10,257
(crowd cheering)
1489
01:22:11,458 --> 01:22:14,362
Evolve or go extinct.
1490
01:22:16,197 --> 01:22:18,263
Are you ready to go extinct?
1491
01:22:18,265 --> 01:22:20,331
- No, I'm not.
- No fucking way.
1492
01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:22,233
- Are you fucking extinct?
- No!
1493
01:22:22,235 --> 01:22:23,768
- No.
- No, I'm not. Absolutely not.
1494
01:22:23,770 --> 01:22:26,405
- Well, I'm still here.
1495
01:22:26,407 --> 01:22:28,507
I'm not ready to go fucking extinct!
1496
01:22:28,509 --> 01:22:30,209
The Highlanders are still here!
1497
01:22:30,211 --> 01:22:32,678
- Yeah, we are.
- The fucking Highlanders
1498
01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:35,580
are here!
- Yes! Yes!
1499
01:22:35,582 --> 01:22:38,717
- (together): Highlanders! Highlanders!
1500
01:22:38,719 --> 01:22:40,385
Highlanders!
1501
01:22:40,387 --> 01:22:43,388
Highlanders! Highlanders! (Petrov laughing)
1502
01:22:43,390 --> 01:22:45,391
Highlanders!
1503
01:22:45,393 --> 01:22:48,027
Highlanders! Highlanders!
1504
01:22:48,029 --> 01:22:51,062
Highlanders! Highlanders!
- Alright, boys!
1505
01:22:51,064 --> 01:22:52,731
Let's do this! Come on! (rock music)
1506
01:22:52,733 --> 01:22:54,732
- (McCauley): This is
it, folks. It's do or die
1507
01:22:54,734 --> 01:22:57,335
for the Highlanders
tonight. Their entire season
1508
01:22:57,337 --> 01:22:59,470
comes down to this one game.
1509
01:22:59,472 --> 01:23:02,708
It's that simple. (crowd cheering)
1510
01:23:02,710 --> 01:23:05,710
- (spectator) Alright, Ross! Ross!
1511
01:23:05,712 --> 01:23:08,580
- Fuck 'em up!
- Come on!
1512
01:23:08,582 --> 01:23:12,518
- Which one do you
want? I got the big one.
1513
01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:15,090
Ah, fuck it, I want both of them.
1514
01:23:20,694 --> 01:23:23,495
- It's open season on all your
fucking boys tonight, Doug.
1515
01:23:23,497 --> 01:23:25,531
- I don't have to fight you.
1516
01:23:25,533 --> 01:23:27,535
- Yeah, you do.
1517
01:23:34,175 --> 01:23:37,809
- (McCauley): So it's a must
win for the Halifax Highlanders.
1518
01:23:37,811 --> 01:23:39,812
There's no tomorrow if they don't.
1519
01:23:39,814 --> 01:23:41,847
(rock music)
- I've got some changes here.
1520
01:23:41,849 --> 01:23:44,849
Flamer, Dougie, Rhea off the hop.
1521
01:23:44,851 --> 01:23:46,785
Legs and Gino on the
backend. (siren and whistle)
1522
01:23:46,787 --> 01:23:48,719
- OK, boys, let's go! To get this
1523
01:23:48,721 --> 01:23:51,790
is focus. They're gonna try and
taunt us. Don't look for shit!
1524
01:23:51,792 --> 01:23:54,093
- (McCauley): Yeah, Doug Glatt
comes out to take the opening
1525
01:23:54,095 --> 01:23:58,696
faceoff alongside Ross
Rhea. Former combatants.
1526
01:23:58,698 --> 01:24:02,201
- Hey, big fella. You like Kim Mitchell?
1527
01:24:02,203 --> 01:24:05,236
That's what I thought.
Alright, we're fucking going.
1528
01:24:05,238 --> 01:24:08,406
(blowing whistle 4 times) Alright, here we go.
- What the fuck did I just say?
1529
01:24:08,408 --> 01:24:10,675
- Coach said, "Don't look
for shit," that's shit.
1530
01:24:10,677 --> 01:24:13,277
- I bet you don't like Rush
either, you fucking big lipback.
1531
01:24:13,279 --> 01:24:15,848
- He's looking for shit. God
dammit, laid him right out.
1532
01:24:15,850 --> 01:24:18,416
- Jesus Christ! What are they feeding ya?
1533
01:24:18,418 --> 01:24:21,152
A lot of fucking pierogis, eh?
1534
01:24:21,154 --> 01:24:24,425
Easy, big fella. Alright, here we go.
1535
01:24:38,639 --> 01:24:41,839
- (McCauley): Well, folks, big girls may not cry...
- What about that, eh?
1536
01:24:41,841 --> 01:24:44,276
- (McCauley): ...but big
men from Eastern Europe
1537
01:24:44,278 --> 01:24:46,210
apparently bleed a lot.
- That's fucking right!
1538
01:24:46,212 --> 01:24:48,379
I can do this all night, boys.
- (crowd): Ross! Ross! Ross!
1539
01:24:48,381 --> 01:24:51,583
- You're gonna leave this
building in an ambulance.
1540
01:24:51,585 --> 01:24:54,452
- I'm sorry, Point Break, you say something?
- Rossy! Rossy, no, no.
1541
01:24:54,454 --> 01:24:57,188
- Come on, you can come play.
- (coach): It's over, go to the box.
1542
01:24:57,190 --> 01:24:58,891
- No? Alright.
1543
01:24:58,893 --> 01:25:01,393
You sure? Oh, no,
1544
01:25:01,395 --> 01:25:03,161
he doesn't want to fucking play. Let's go.
1545
01:25:03,163 --> 01:25:04,832
(grunting)
1546
01:25:06,533 --> 01:25:08,366
(dramatic music)
1547
01:25:08,368 --> 01:25:10,501
- (McCauley): So off the
faceoff, the puck is dropped.
1548
01:25:10,503 --> 01:25:12,737
It goes back to Anders
Cain, the former captain
1549
01:25:12,739 --> 01:25:15,174
of the Halifax Highlanders.
Bounces off a check.
1550
01:25:15,176 --> 01:25:17,476
Pulls up the right wing.
Both running on goal!
1551
01:25:17,478 --> 01:25:20,778
Trying to bang it by
Belchior. Runs into him,
1552
01:25:20,780 --> 01:25:23,315
and they count the
goal. Should it count?
1553
01:25:23,317 --> 01:25:25,384
- Where's the fucking whistle?!
- Where the fuck's the whistle?!
1554
01:25:25,386 --> 01:25:27,251
- Cheap fucking goal.
1555
01:25:27,253 --> 01:25:29,754
- (McCauley): So the Highlanders down 1
-nothing
1556
01:25:29,756 --> 01:25:31,623
in the second period.
Again, they have to win.
1557
01:25:31,625 --> 01:25:34,660
And here comes Laflamme
dancing up the centre ice.
1558
01:25:34,662 --> 01:25:37,361
Laflamme makes a
move. Dipsy-doodle!
1559
01:25:37,363 --> 01:25:39,330
Can't storm the front of
the net. Flips it back.
1560
01:25:39,332 --> 01:25:41,767
Yeah, kabooya, he
scores! (crowd cheering)
1561
01:25:41,769 --> 01:25:43,669
- Yes! Yes. (baby giggling)
1562
01:25:43,671 --> 01:25:46,304
- (McCauley): Beautiful goal!
Evgeni Yakovlena had a great...
1563
01:25:46,306 --> 01:25:49,441
- (announcer): And the new
goal scored by number 6,
1564
01:25:49,443 --> 01:25:51,876
Evgeni Yakovlena!
1565
01:25:51,878 --> 01:25:54,580
- (McCauley): So it's 1
-1 in the second period.
1566
01:25:54,582 --> 01:25:56,815
Here once again is
Laflamme. Against the...
1567
01:25:56,817 --> 01:26:00,352
OH! He's been hammered.
- That's bullshit!
1568
01:26:00,354 --> 01:26:02,888
- I'll get him right now.
- No, you've done enough for the night, Ross.
1569
01:26:02,890 --> 01:26:05,257
- Fucking asshole!
- We'll get him.
1570
01:26:05,259 --> 01:26:07,761
It's fucking bullshit.
- He's a fucking lunatic!
1571
01:26:10,497 --> 01:26:12,330
- (McCauley): Now, the puck
finds its way to Glatt.
1572
01:26:12,332 --> 01:26:14,799
They're normally strangers.
- Dougie!
1573
01:26:14,801 --> 01:26:16,835
- (McCauley): Holy cow!
- Jesus!
1574
01:26:16,837 --> 01:26:19,237
- Thanks, X.
- (McCauley): Did you see that?!
1575
01:26:19,239 --> 01:26:22,708
- That's captain X!
- (McCauley): It was Laflamme
1576
01:26:22,710 --> 01:26:26,777
who ran into and decked Cain.
- Flamer's loaded for bear.
1577
01:26:26,779 --> 01:26:29,915
- (McCauley): Here comes Laflamme, makes
a move around the defender, who's riding
1578
01:26:29,917 --> 01:26:31,650
on the goal. Magic hand shot!
1579
01:26:31,652 --> 01:26:34,585
Great save by Nikola!
- Rossy, watch Flamer's back.
1580
01:26:34,587 --> 01:26:36,420
Do what you gotta do,
but keep it clean, OK?
1581
01:26:36,422 --> 01:26:38,423
- (McCauley): Six minutes
left in the third period.
1582
01:26:38,425 --> 01:26:42,593
Halifax and Reading still
tied at a goal apiece.
1583
01:26:42,595 --> 01:26:45,464
- Take ice away. Come on!
- With it is Anders Cain.
1584
01:26:45,466 --> 01:26:47,266
Cain gets it over to Totan.
- Get on the puck!
1585
01:26:47,268 --> 01:26:49,268
- (McCauley): Totan looks
back, returns it to Cain.
1586
01:26:49,270 --> 01:26:50,638
(crowd booing)
1587
01:26:53,506 --> 01:26:55,741
- What is this you're doing? Make shoot.
1588
01:26:55,743 --> 01:26:57,643
- (McCauley): Cain
seems to be in the midst
1589
01:26:57,645 --> 01:27:00,745
of some sort of
psycho-athletic fugue state.
1590
01:27:00,747 --> 01:27:03,982
- Fucking make shoot. (suspenseful music)
1591
01:27:03,984 --> 01:27:05,517
- Ah!
- (crowd): Ohhh!
1592
01:27:05,519 --> 01:27:08,286
- (McCauley): Mother of God!
1593
01:27:08,288 --> 01:27:09,854
- Holy snap-on arseholes!
- What's he doing?
1594
01:27:09,856 --> 01:27:13,025
- Right off his rocker.
- What the fuck?!
1595
01:27:13,027 --> 01:27:15,994
- (McCauley): Cain seems to
have actually fired the puck
1596
01:27:15,996 --> 01:27:18,597
into his father's
lodge accommodations.
1597
01:27:18,599 --> 01:27:21,866
(red blowing whistle twice)
- You're gonna call that or what?
1598
01:27:21,868 --> 01:27:24,436
- (McCauley): Now, Anders
Cain takes a shot at Laflamme.
1599
01:27:24,438 --> 01:27:27,938
Laflamme pushes back at Cain and Ross Rhea...
- Keep your hands to yourself!
1600
01:27:27,940 --> 01:27:30,008
- (McCauley): ...steps in.
Cain gives him a right.
1601
01:27:30,010 --> 01:27:32,843
- What the fuck is that?
- I'm gonna teach you some fucking manners.
1602
01:27:32,845 --> 01:27:36,013
- (McCauley): Cain is livid.
He has gone absolutely bonkers
1603
01:27:36,015 --> 01:27:39,483
in this game here tonight. Now,
he goes to the penalty box.
1604
01:27:39,485 --> 01:27:42,420
So does Ross Rhea.
- (woman): Fuck you, Cain!
1605
01:27:42,422 --> 01:27:45,691
- (announcer): From Halifax,
number 3, Ross Rhea.
1606
01:27:45,693 --> 01:27:48,326
From Reading, number
13, Anders Cain.
1607
01:27:48,328 --> 01:27:50,594
- Getting tired?
1608
01:27:50,596 --> 01:27:52,930
- Kid, I'm always tired.
1609
01:27:52,932 --> 01:27:55,433
- Because you're an old piece of shit.
1610
01:27:55,435 --> 01:27:57,768
- You got me there.
1611
01:27:57,770 --> 01:27:59,737
This old piece of shit is gonna
take your fucking head off.
1612
01:27:59,739 --> 01:28:01,505
(crowd cheering)
- Rhea!
1613
01:28:01,507 --> 01:28:04,543
Get your ass back to the
bench. Gonna kill this thing.
1614
01:28:04,545 --> 01:28:06,847
(dramatic music)
1615
01:28:09,783 --> 01:28:11,319
- Good luck, kid.
1616
01:28:13,386 --> 01:28:15,553
- (McCauley): The two combatants
step back out on the ice.
1617
01:28:15,555 --> 01:28:17,621
- Where are you going?!
What are you doing?!
1618
01:28:17,623 --> 01:28:20,627
- (McCauley): And immediately, Rhea begins to chase Cain.
- Rhea!
1619
01:28:22,462 --> 01:28:24,095
- (McCauley): Puck is still
in Reading's territory.
1620
01:28:24,097 --> 01:28:26,531
Now it's knocked back
to the blue line.
1621
01:28:26,533 --> 01:28:28,700
Here's a shot. The save is
made. Puck goes into the corner.
1622
01:28:28,702 --> 01:28:30,902
Rhea goes in after it.
1623
01:28:30,904 --> 01:28:34,940
- Anders, no.
- And going after Rhea is Cain!
1624
01:28:34,942 --> 01:28:36,641
- (crowd): Ohhh!
- Nooo!
1625
01:28:36,643 --> 01:28:39,643
- I told you you'd end
up in a fucking ambulance.
1626
01:28:39,645 --> 01:28:41,946
- You fucking piece of shit!
- Get the fuck
1627
01:28:41,948 --> 01:28:44,782
out of here, Cain!
- (McCauley): Rhea is down.
1628
01:28:44,784 --> 01:28:47,585
He's bloodied! He may
well be unconscious.
1629
01:28:47,587 --> 01:28:50,755
- COME ON!
- Fuck off, you...
1630
01:28:50,757 --> 01:28:52,523
- Let's get the board out.
Let's get him on the stretcher.
1631
01:28:52,525 --> 01:28:54,992
- (McCauley): They're
bringing out the stretcher.
1632
01:28:54,994 --> 01:28:56,894
Rhea is down, folks. He's bleeding.
1633
01:28:56,896 --> 01:28:58,996
(crowd chatter) This
doesn't look good.
1634
01:28:58,998 --> 01:29:01,034
(dramatic music)
1635
01:29:04,637 --> 01:29:06,506
(sigh)
1636
01:29:10,577 --> 01:29:12,710
- Dougie.
- Shit!
1637
01:29:12,712 --> 01:29:15,479
- Hey, up, back down.
1638
01:29:15,481 --> 01:29:17,482
- (McCauley): Ladies and
gentlemen, Doug "the Thug" Glatt
1639
01:29:17,484 --> 01:29:20,018
is entering the fray.
He's making a beeline
1640
01:29:20,020 --> 01:29:22,086
for Anders Cain.
1641
01:29:22,088 --> 01:29:24,391
This could only mean one thing.
1642
01:29:25,759 --> 01:29:27,558
- I thought you didn't
need to fight me, Doug.
1643
01:29:27,560 --> 01:29:30,795
- (Ross): Lay him the fuck out, kid.
1644
01:29:30,797 --> 01:29:33,799
(dramatic music)
- Doug.
1645
01:29:33,801 --> 01:29:35,933
- This is for someone else.
1646
01:29:35,935 --> 01:29:38,840
(grunting)
1647
01:29:42,876 --> 01:29:44,846
(crowd cheering) (fighting exertions)
1648
01:29:47,747 --> 01:29:50,949
- (McCauley): Caine and Glatt going
at each other one after the other.
1649
01:29:50,951 --> 01:29:52,983
One, two, three.
1650
01:29:52,985 --> 01:29:55,687
- Aaah!
- (McCauley): Oh! He hammers Glatt!
1651
01:29:55,689 --> 01:29:57,825
- Fuck!
- (McCauley): Blood spews!
1652
01:30:05,198 --> 01:30:08,402
And these guys are being
left to their own devices.
1653
01:30:13,573 --> 01:30:15,941
- Yes!
- These men are wild!
1654
01:30:15,943 --> 01:30:18,913
They're crazy! There's
blood everywhere!
1655
01:30:21,582 --> 01:30:24,249
- Attaboy, Dougie.
1656
01:30:24,251 --> 01:30:28,085
I'm glad you came back, Doug! Come on!
1657
01:30:28,087 --> 01:30:30,724
(Anders roaring)
1658
01:30:32,893 --> 01:30:34,895
Aaaargh!
1659
01:30:41,734 --> 01:30:44,001
- (McCauley): Oh, blood and gore
1660
01:30:44,003 --> 01:30:46,170
all over the floor!
- Oh! Fuck!
1661
01:30:46,172 --> 01:30:49,641
- (McCauley): The
linesmen are nowhere
1662
01:30:49,643 --> 01:30:52,210
to be seen. You can't blame them.
1663
01:30:52,212 --> 01:30:54,916
(Doug panting)
1664
01:30:57,650 --> 01:31:00,688
(crowd gasping)
- Oh!
1665
01:31:03,222 --> 01:31:06,124
(bubbly, cracking noise)
- (crowd, chanting): Doug!
1666
01:31:06,126 --> 01:31:08,529
- Do it. Do it, Doug.
1667
01:31:10,296 --> 01:31:12,666
- Take his fucking head off!
- (Anders, whispering): Do it.
1668
01:31:16,036 --> 01:31:18,005
Do it.
1669
01:31:19,939 --> 01:31:21,741
- No.
1670
01:31:24,243 --> 01:31:26,544
It's over. (crowd cheering)
1671
01:31:26,546 --> 01:31:29,113
(dramatic music)
1672
01:31:29,115 --> 01:31:31,819
- It's never over.
1673
01:31:33,587 --> 01:31:35,790
We're gonna do this night after night.
1674
01:31:37,791 --> 01:31:41,593
Game... after fucking game.
1675
01:31:41,595 --> 01:31:43,827
(dramatic music) You hear me, Doug?
1676
01:31:43,829 --> 01:31:45,930
Game...
1677
01:31:45,932 --> 01:31:48,333
after fucking game.
1678
01:31:48,335 --> 01:31:51,835
Look up there, Doug. (cracking sound)
1679
01:31:51,837 --> 01:31:55,139
(heartbeat sound) Look at 'em.
1680
01:31:55,141 --> 01:31:57,608
This is it!
1681
01:31:57,610 --> 01:31:59,777
This is
1682
01:31:59,779 --> 01:32:02,147
what they want us to do.
- I'm doing whatever
1683
01:32:02,149 --> 01:32:05,983
my team needs me to do.
- We're just gonna keep fucking bleeding out here...
1684
01:32:05,985 --> 01:32:08,753
- Oh, Doug.
- Over and over again
1685
01:32:08,755 --> 01:32:11,055
until they cart
1686
01:32:11,057 --> 01:32:13,058
every fucking last one of us
1687
01:32:13,060 --> 01:32:15,326
off the fucking ice!
1688
01:32:15,328 --> 01:32:16,630
- Doug!
- Dougie!
1689
01:32:29,876 --> 01:32:32,177
(cracking noise) (Doug groaning in pain)
1690
01:32:32,179 --> 01:32:35,280
(crowd cheering)
1691
01:32:35,282 --> 01:32:37,251
(triumphant music)
1692
01:32:41,087 --> 01:32:43,955
- Jesus, Doug. You OK?
1693
01:32:43,957 --> 01:32:46,594
- Not really, bud. Thanks for asking.
1694
01:32:51,097 --> 01:32:54,299
- Right there. Right there.
1695
01:32:54,301 --> 01:32:57,302
(high-pitched sounds)
1696
01:32:57,304 --> 01:32:59,707
(peaceful music)
1697
01:33:04,176 --> 01:33:07,379
- Anders, can you hear me? Hey, hey, hey.
1698
01:33:07,381 --> 01:33:09,750
(Anders coughing) It's OK.
1699
01:33:11,350 --> 01:33:14,152
- I fucking...
1700
01:33:14,154 --> 01:33:17,625
hate this sport.
1701
01:33:21,895 --> 01:33:24,832
(Anders laughing)
1702
01:33:26,265 --> 01:33:28,366
- One, two, three. (cracking noise)
1703
01:33:28,368 --> 01:33:31,135
- AAAARGH! Ah!
- (crowd, chanting): Doug!
1704
01:33:31,137 --> 01:33:34,171
- Don't hate me here.
- I don't hate you, Parky.
1705
01:33:34,173 --> 01:33:36,441
I could never hate you.
1706
01:33:36,443 --> 01:33:40,077
- (crowd): Highlanders! Highlanders!
1707
01:33:40,079 --> 01:33:41,780
Highlanders!
- (McCauley): There's only
1708
01:33:41,782 --> 01:33:44,148
seconds left and nothing is settled.
1709
01:33:44,150 --> 01:33:46,951
As Laflamme moves through the neutral
zone, gives it across the line.
1710
01:33:46,953 --> 01:33:50,057
He's got Stevenson on his
wagon. (stirring music)
1711
01:33:53,060 --> 01:33:55,229
- (crowd): Highlanders! Highlanders!
1712
01:33:57,831 --> 01:33:59,697
Highlanders!
1713
01:33:59,699 --> 01:34:01,935
- (McCauley): Laflamme's
now moving in toward Totan.
1714
01:34:03,904 --> 01:34:06,374
Five seconds left.
1715
01:34:09,775 --> 01:34:12,242
- Stevenson is here.
1716
01:34:12,244 --> 01:34:13,412
- Right winger!
1717
01:34:15,247 --> 01:34:17,915
- (McCauley): Laflamme
moving in on the backend.
1718
01:34:17,917 --> 01:34:20,420
(grandiose music)
1719
01:34:23,155 --> 01:34:27,427
- Excalibur!
1720
01:34:30,930 --> 01:34:33,363
(crowd cheering)
- (McCauley): Stevenson scores!
1721
01:34:33,365 --> 01:34:36,201
They did it! The Highlanders win!
1722
01:34:36,203 --> 01:34:38,202
The Highlanders win!
1723
01:34:38,204 --> 01:34:40,972
For just the second
time in ten years,
1724
01:34:40,974 --> 01:34:44,108
the Halifax Highlanders
are going to the playoffs.
1725
01:34:44,110 --> 01:34:46,346
(Turandot opera by Puccini)
1726
01:34:49,282 --> 01:34:51,883
- Yeah! Yeah!
1727
01:34:51,885 --> 01:34:54,288
Fucking A, you worthless cocksuckers!
1728
01:34:59,426 --> 01:35:03,164
- Bye, guys. (Turandot opera)
1729
01:35:24,184 --> 01:35:26,721
(rock music)
1730
01:35:30,457 --> 01:35:32,993
(man clearing his throat)
1731
01:35:39,265 --> 01:35:43,000
(man clearing his throat)
- That's when the hand job start.
1732
01:35:43,002 --> 01:35:45,937
Oh no, I was wrong. They're
starting early today.
1733
01:35:45,939 --> 01:35:47,539
No lube or nothing.
1734
01:35:47,541 --> 01:35:49,808
(rock song in background)
- Give it to him, Johnny!
1735
01:35:49,810 --> 01:35:53,410
Masturbate that penis. (laughter)
1736
01:35:53,412 --> 01:35:56,013
The weirdest fucking job ever!
1737
01:35:56,015 --> 01:35:58,316
- Oh!
- (people): Ohhh!
1738
01:35:58,318 --> 01:36:00,585
- Sorry about that. Bad chop in the ice.
1739
01:36:00,587 --> 01:36:02,887
- You good?
- I'm good.
1740
01:36:02,889 --> 01:36:04,522
- Wow, it smells like dick.
1741
01:36:04,524 --> 01:36:06,958
Oh God, it smells so much like piss.
1742
01:36:06,960 --> 01:36:09,326
(people laughing)
- I had no response to that.
1743
01:36:09,328 --> 01:36:11,262
- Well, if you give me enough booze,
1744
01:36:11,264 --> 01:36:13,831
I'll munch a box or two. I mean...
1745
01:36:13,833 --> 01:36:17,268
(people laughing)
1746
01:36:17,270 --> 01:36:19,102
Oh, my God!
1747
01:36:19,104 --> 01:36:22,005
- Only two?
- A couple.
1748
01:36:22,007 --> 01:36:24,241
- Let's try that one more time.
- What is the line?
1749
01:36:24,243 --> 01:36:28,178
- Highlanders! Highlanders!
(Petrov laughing)
1750
01:36:28,180 --> 01:36:32,016
Alright, shut the fuck
up. (people laughing)
1751
01:36:32,018 --> 01:36:34,052
What did you do, man? You
had a fucking jackoff selfie
1752
01:36:34,054 --> 01:36:36,053
on my grandmother's grave?
1753
01:36:36,055 --> 01:36:40,357
You fucking inbred, Slavic,
fucking potato vampire!
1754
01:36:40,359 --> 01:36:42,893
Tell you, man, knowing you
and playing with you is like
1755
01:36:42,895 --> 01:36:46,231
being like force-fed fucking junky piss.
1756
01:36:46,233 --> 01:36:48,299
And you two, you're like
1757
01:36:48,301 --> 01:36:50,367
fucking mother Russia's herpes, man!
1758
01:36:50,369 --> 01:36:52,903
The bitch shipped them to
Canada and fucking made me
1759
01:36:52,905 --> 01:36:56,174
deal with 'em.
- Belchy!
1760
01:36:56,176 --> 01:36:58,009
- He gets it! I love candy!
1761
01:36:58,011 --> 01:37:01,178
What? Yeah, I'll take a fucking
candy. I love fucking candy!
1762
01:37:01,180 --> 01:37:03,548
He fucking gets it. Fuck!
1763
01:37:03,550 --> 01:37:06,550
No! No more fucking candies!
1764
01:37:06,552 --> 01:37:09,219
- SportsDesk, we've got slogans.
1765
01:37:09,221 --> 01:37:12,924
SportsDesk, our slogan is a slogan.
1766
01:37:12,926 --> 01:37:15,293
You're watching SportsDesk.
SportsDesk, we're all pink
1767
01:37:15,295 --> 01:37:17,965
on the inside. (laughter)
1768
01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:21,933
- My fucking row! (men grunting)
1769
01:37:21,935 --> 01:37:23,634
Oh, fuck! Ow!
1770
01:37:23,636 --> 01:37:26,103
- Cut! (laughter)
1771
01:37:26,105 --> 01:37:28,339
- Sorry, dude, that was really awkward.
1772
01:37:28,341 --> 01:37:31,342
(laughter)
1773
01:37:31,344 --> 01:37:33,480
- Oh, man!
1774
01:37:36,515 --> 01:37:38,348
- The fuck you're wearing, dude?
1775
01:37:38,350 --> 01:37:40,384
- It's supposed to make me look big.
1776
01:37:40,386 --> 01:37:43,021
- Why do you shop in
little girls' section?
1777
01:37:43,023 --> 01:37:45,290
(laughter)
1778
01:37:45,292 --> 01:37:48,326
You honestly look like you're
on the fucking autobahn,
1779
01:37:48,328 --> 01:37:50,027
straight to gay town, man.
1780
01:37:50,029 --> 01:37:52,465
- On the blond bus to Analtown, huh?
1781
01:37:54,501 --> 01:37:57,302
You look like a little Nazi weightlifter.
1782
01:37:57,304 --> 01:38:00,071
(laughter)
1783
01:38:00,073 --> 01:38:02,540
- Power lifting fucking dongs, man.
1784
01:38:02,542 --> 01:38:04,442
- It's like...
- Cut!
1785
01:38:04,444 --> 01:38:07,111
(laughter)
1786
01:38:07,113 --> 01:38:09,179
- I
-I guess they like him 'cause he's got, sort of,
1787
01:38:09,181 --> 01:38:11,182
smaller hands.
- Who wouldn't?
1788
01:38:11,184 --> 01:38:13,985
- You know, feels like a female's hands.
1789
01:38:13,987 --> 01:38:17,120
But make no mistake, that is a man.
1790
01:38:17,122 --> 01:38:19,324
(laughter)
- Cut!
1791
01:38:19,326 --> 01:38:22,460
- I'm not stooping to your fucking level.
1792
01:38:22,462 --> 01:38:24,594
- The mayonnaise is semen.
- What?!
1793
01:38:24,596 --> 01:38:26,296
- Enjoy the cannoli.
1794
01:38:26,298 --> 01:38:29,099
- This is so disrespectful, man!
1795
01:38:29,101 --> 01:38:32,402
And it better not have come
out of that fucking sturgeon.
1796
01:38:32,404 --> 01:38:36,009
(laughter)
1797
01:38:39,345 --> 01:38:42,679
- Always driving away the ones you love.
1798
01:38:42,681 --> 01:38:45,019
(laughter)
1799
01:38:50,222 --> 01:38:53,426
- I love this movie! (orchestral music)
1800
01:39:21,453 --> 01:39:23,456
♪♪♪
1801
01:39:44,377 --> 01:39:46,380
♪♪♪
1802
01:40:07,367 --> 01:40:09,403
♪♪♪
1803
01:40:25,417 --> 01:40:27,420
♪♪♪
1804
01:40:47,207 --> 01:40:49,209
♪♪♪
1805
01:40:53,179 --> 01:40:55,879
- Hockey history is full of star players
1806
01:40:55,881 --> 01:40:59,884
and its backup enforcers. You
know, you got Gretzky and McSorley.
1807
01:40:59,886 --> 01:41:02,186
- Well, I don't know if I'm a Gretzky.
1808
01:41:02,188 --> 01:41:05,821
- Thank you.
- Doug... Took our fucking microphone.
1809
01:41:05,823 --> 01:41:10,823
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