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One of the reasons
I love Brown Valley so much

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is that when
you do business here,

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chances are good
you know the person
you're dealing with.

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They're a neighbor or a friend
or a friend of a friend.

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And you can trust them
because they're part
of a community.

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If there is a bad egg around,
people find out pretty fast.

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This is why
BrownStar Insurance
has prospered for 25 years.

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We always do right
by our customers.

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Kurt, Pam,

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this policy's gonna
save you $400 a year,

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and it covers
everything you need.

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Down the road,
you win the lottery,
come back on in here,

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and I'll sell you
the spendiest policy
we got.

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Seriously, guys,
I'm gonna
take care of you.

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Hello, Mrs. Vanderhei.

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It's Macy, Tim.

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I told you
to call me Macy.

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Sorry,
I keep forgetting.

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It's a hard habit
to break.

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Well, you better
get it right soon or

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I'm gonna have to
make you stay
after school.

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Bring it. Bring it

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There you go.

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Do you realize
I used to just stare
and stare at you

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when you were teaching us
about the rainforests
or whatever?

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And I would think,

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"I wonder
what Mrs. V looks like
with her clothes off."

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And then, boom,
we run into each other
in line at True Value

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and, boom,
here we are,
making love.

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Like, once a week.

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It's like it was fate
or something.

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Did you ever
used to look at me
and think dirty things?

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You were 12.

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Right.

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I got you something.

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It's a scarlet tanager.
Mmm.

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Like the birds you had
in your classroom.

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That's very sweet.
Thank you.

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Wait, wait.

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Look on his wing.

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Hmm.

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Isn't that pretty?
Is that a...

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It's a promise ring.

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Promising what?

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Well...

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We're just having
a good time here.

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No, we're not.
We're having
the best time.

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Hi, I'm Roger Lemke.

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At BrownStar Insurance,
we endeavor to give you

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the coverage you need
at the best prices around.

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It's the reason that
BrownStar Insurance
has been awarded

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the prestigious
Two Diamond Award

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from the American Society
of Mutual Insurers

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for three years running.

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Because at
BrownStar Insurance,

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we insure your dreams.

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Holy Christmas!

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You knocked her
out of the park.

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!
You knocked it out
of the G-D park, buddy

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I'm just a pretty face.
That copy was all you, Bill.

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Well, I...

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I do have one grip
e with you, boss.

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Mmm-hmm?
If you'd waited till
after Cedar Rapids,

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I could have won
the Two Diamonds for you
four years running.

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Four years!

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How do you it, Roger?

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So proud
of you, Roggie.
Mmm...

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Hey, Roger.

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Tim Lippe!
I didn't even
see you there.

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Oh, man.

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?
Did you see it

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Yeah. You were
so awesome.

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Oh! Thanks, buddy.
Thank you.

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Super awesome. Just...

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Hey, Roger.

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Watch your back,
Brad Pitt.

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Thank you for
the kind words, buddy.

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Wow, cake.

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Awesome.

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Hello?

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.
Tim, it's Bill

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Hey, Bill.

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.
He's gone!
Tim, he's gone

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Oh, God,
I can't believe it

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What?

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.
It's Roger

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What are you...
What are you
talking about?

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Gwen found him
in the bathroom.

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He had a belt
tied around
his neck.

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Oh, my gosh.

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He was
half naked, Tim.

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Oh, jeez.

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All this time,
Roger was some kind
of twisted deviant.

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Bill,
the way Roger died
was an accident.

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Believe what you want,
but people are talking, Tim.

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Commitment to God
is a big part of
the Two Diamonds.

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Big part.

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Now, people are talking.

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Hey, come here,
come here.
Here you go.

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This was Roger's
Two Diamonds
presentation.

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Yeah,
and it's a guaranteed
Two Diamond winner.

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And believe me,
I'd go myself,

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but I'm locked in to
my daughter's wedding
over in Gladstone

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I got no flex.

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What are you
saying, Bill?

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I am saying,
you need to
go down there

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and give this
presentation, Tim.

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I can't go
to Cedar Rapids.

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You can't...
You don't want to send me
to Cedar Rapids.

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All right, listen to me,
you were what, 16,

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when I gave you
that filing job

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right after
your mom passed?

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You were living
on your own, pretty much.
All by yourself.

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And I'm thinking,
"Now, here's a kid
who's gonna go places."

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And then somehow,
you just didn't.

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I can't.
You're all I got, kid.

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I need you to go down there
and prove that BrownStar
is a good outfit,

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an upstanding goddamn
Christian outfit.

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Now, the only thing
you have to worry about
getting good with

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is Orin Helgesson.

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He's the president.

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He's the final decider
on the Two Diamonds.

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So, near the end
of the weekend,

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you're gonna sit down
one-on-one with him
in his suite

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and deliver
that presentation.

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He needs to be convinced
that we're still worthy
of that award.

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If we don't fix this,
our clients
will leave us, Tim.

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And we'll all be out
in the street.

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Farmers are confronted
with an unpredictable
risk-filled...

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Unpredictable world of risk-filled
uncertainty.

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- Cedar Rapids.
- Cedar Rapids

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I can't believe
that I'm actually going.
But I gotta do it, right?

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I mean, it's not
just my job.

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Six other people's
entire livelihoods
depend on this.

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Plus Carol,
who does part-time
seasonal work, so...

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You'll be fine.

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?
Hey, Charlie.
Tim, what's up

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I'm going down
to Cedar Rapids for
the big ASMI convention.

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.
Oh, good. Good

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You can keep
that for now.

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So all liquids, gels,
aerosols must be
placed in a Ziploc,

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and then your computer,
we take out of the case
and run through the machine.

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It's just me.

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Yeah, we gotta do it
for everybody, so...

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Tim!

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Oh, praise Christ
you haven't left yet.

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Hey, Bill.

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Hey.

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I can't believe
I forgot to
give this to you.

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It's an ASMI bible.
All right?

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It'll tell you
who to talk to
and who to avoid,

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who best to
fellowship with,
network, you know.

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Dean Ziegler,
Stevens Point,
Wisconsin.

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Ziegler.

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You know that son of bitch
called one of Lemke's
biggest clients,

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Joyce Armbruster?

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Smeared Roger's name.
Freaking goddang poacher.

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Avoid Ziegler
like the plague,
please.

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Now, Ronald Wilkes,
the guy I got you
rooming with,

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that's who I want
you to stick by.
Okay.

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All right?
All right, then,
come here. Come on.

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Well, you lucky ducks
have obviously been
seated in an exit row.

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I just need to make sure
you're willing and able to
assist crew members

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in the event of
an emergency evacuation.

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I've actually never been
on an airplane before.

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Well, you'll do awesome.

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Well, if you do
need help, I'm in.

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Thank you.

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Oh, sweet.

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Hey, man.
Can I bum a heater?

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What's that now?

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A cigarette?

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No, sorry,
I can't help
you there.

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Are you here for
the convention?
Yeah.

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Yeah. Tim Lippe,
BrownStar Insurance.

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Bree. I'm Bree.

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Nice to meet you, Bree

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Old trade secret
for you.

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If you keep smoking,
your premiums are gonna
go through the roof.

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Thanks, Dr. Phil.

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Hey, instead of a heater,
how about butterscotch?

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Nice.

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Listen, Tim,
if you wanna party,
you let me know.

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I'm always around.

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You got it.
Party hardy.

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Nice chatting
with you, Bree
. See you.

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Wow!

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Checking in
with us, sir?

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Yeah, I am.
Pretty excited
about it, too.

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All right.
Can I get your name?

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Tim Lippe.

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And we just need
a credit card
for the incidentals.

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Well, Trent,
I was under
the impression

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that you honored
traveler's checks.

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,
You bet.
We just need to make
an imprint of the card

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just like I say,
for the incidentals.

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Credit card?

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All right.

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It's standard.

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Don't worry.
We are not
gonna charge it.

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No, see. Looks liked
you just charged it.

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Just an imprint.

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Okay.

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Hey, Tim.

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So I just did
the whole check-in rigmarole,
and I'm on my way to my room.

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Have you seen
the pool yet?

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Yeah.

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It's incredible.
I mean, there's like
palm trees and stuff.

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And the whole place
smells like chlorine.

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It's like I'm in Barbados
or somewhere.

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Oh, here we are.
Mi casa.

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Junior suite.
Hang on a second here.

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Figure out how
this deal works.

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The key is like
a stinking credit card.

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What is it? Tim?

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There's an
Afro-American man
standing in my room.

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What's he doing?

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He's smiling at me.

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Oh, no.
Run for your life.

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Are you Tim?
Tim Lippe?

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I'm Ronald Wilkes.

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Bill Krogstad said
we were gonna be roommates.

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Tim, are you okay?

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Does he speak
your language?
Yes.

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He actually seems
pretty friendly

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so I'm gonna call
you back later, okay?

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You are Tim?

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Oh, yes
, of course I am.

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Just for a minute there,
I was like, "Whoa."

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Okay.

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You wanna come in
and take a look
at the room?

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Yeah, yeah

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Check out these digs.

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Hey, look, Tim,
the reason we got
the junior suite upgrade

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is because
the hotel overbooked.

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The point being,
they were asking folks to
take on a third roommate

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to consolidate space.

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Now, to me,
the savings of
adding a third guy

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sounded like
a real positive.

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If you got any qualms,
I hear you.

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LNC. That's
"Loud and Clear."

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Who would share...
Who would share beds?

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That's a pull-out couch.

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.
This isn't
Woodstock, Tim

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I'm sure whoever it is
will be straight shooter.

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Janita, double stock
my mini bar, please.

247
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,584
1019, thank you.

248
00:13:21,584 --> 00:13:24,086
.
Taco Bill,
back in the saddle

249
00:13:24,086 --> 00:13:26,589
Hey, Ned.
Get some honey
on your stinger?

250
00:13:26,589 --> 00:13:27,590
I love it.

251
00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:31,894
So far,
it's just the one billboard
north of St. Cloud.

252
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:35,397
But at the
end of the day, it's NTS.

253
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:36,899
Not too shabby

254
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,151
NTS. That's hilarious.

255
00:13:43,105 --> 00:13:47,109
Ronald Wilkes,
I presume.
The Ronimal!

256
00:13:47,109 --> 00:13:49,612
Give me some love,
my soul brother!

257
00:13:49,612 --> 00:13:51,747
Turn down
the volume, Ziegler.
You just got here.

258
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:53,699
What's the matter,
friend?

259
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:55,117
You've never seen
a choco-vanilla
love sandwich before?

260
00:13:55,117 --> 00:13:56,952
Wait till we start
the butt fucking.
No.

261
00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,955
I'm just having fun.

262
00:13:59,955 --> 00:14:03,425
Dean Ziegler,
Stevens Point, Wisconsin.
Call me Deanzie.

263
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:06,428
Tim Lippe,
from Brown Valley, Wisconsin.
BrownStar Insurance.

264
00:14:06,795 --> 00:14:09,265
Oh, sure, yeah.
Bill Krogstad's
joint right?

265
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,599
The Kroger!

266
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:11,600
That's what I call him.

267
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,604
Oh, shit.

268
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:18,440
I was so sorry
to hear about Lemke's
passing up there.

269
00:14:19,141 --> 00:14:21,644
That's guy
was tits as a rep.

270
00:14:22,144 --> 00:14:25,064
Yeah. Well, Roger was
just a super great man.

271
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:28,067
.
Amen on that. Yeah

272
00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:29,869
Real tragedy.

273
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,457
Well, I don't know
about you wing-nuts,

274
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,743
but the Deanzie
could use a drinksy.

275
00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:40,963
What do you say we head
straight to Horizons
for happy hour?

276
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,966
You get
two-for-one drinks
, ten-cent wings,

277
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,335
all-you-care-to-eat pussy buffet.

278
00:14:46,335 --> 00:14:48,304
That line was unappealing
last year, Dean.

279
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,588
It remains so now.

280
00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:50,973
Ronimal!

281
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,758
I'm gonna watch
President Helgesson's
opening remarks.

282
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:55,728
.
Oh, God.
That smug fuck

283
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,730
Helgesson's trying
to turn ASMI into
a goddamn religion

284
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:01,400
with all this God
and morality bullshit.

285
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,235
All right,
you ladies stay here
and do your nails.

286
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:06,522
But I'm going to Horizon's
where the action is,
all right?

287
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,533
,
I'm Orin Helgesson

288
00:15:17,533 --> 00:15:21,754
your ASMI
Midwest Region
Chapter President.

289
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:25,291
If you haven't picked up
your welcome kits yet,
see Mike Pyle.

290
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,259
Mike Pyle.

291
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:30,512
He owns the sixth
largest Allstate agency
in the upper Midwest.

292
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,264
The guy's a shark.

293
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:35,100
I'm more worried
about this Ziegler guy.

294
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,554
I was specifically warned
to stay away from him.

295
00:15:38,554 --> 00:15:39,939
Don't worry about him.
He's harmless.

296
00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:45,144
I'd like to talk
Two Diamonds
for a minute here.

297
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:47,980
The Two Diamond
Certificate of Excellence

298
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,365
is awarded every year

299
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:53,786
to the agency
that best exemplifies
the ASMI decree

300
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,789
"to provide high
quality insurance,

301
00:15:56,789 --> 00:16:01,043
"while maintaining
commitment to community,
country and God."

302
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,329
We have a record
number of entries
this year.

303
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:04,830
.
Over 50 agencies. So..

304
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:07,383
Did he say
50 agencies?

305
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,885
Yeah, it's gonna b
e brutal this year.

306
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,975
.
Hey, come on.
You're gonna
do fine. Relax

307
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,728
Thanks.

308
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:21,013
Hey, baby girl.

309
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:23,515
Hey, Tim.
How's it going?

310
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,184
I'm in over my head.

311
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:29,188
You'll do fine.
I'm putting you
on speaker, sweetie.

312
00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:30,906
I just really wish
you had come with me.

313
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:34,410
Oh, no.
This is your thing.
You'll do a good job.

314
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,412
Well, I gotta run
in a sec.

315
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,415
I'm meeting some folks
for fish at the Eagles.

316
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:41,583
I really miss you.

317
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,085
You'll do fine.

318
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,453
Thank you. I'll try.

319
00:16:44,453 --> 00:16:46,288
I really miss you.

320
00:16:46,288 --> 00:16:48,173
Okay, bye, honey.

321
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,675
I'll dream of you
in my heart.

322
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,449
You were
checking me out.

323
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,451
What?

324
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,952
I'm gonna have
to tell the hotel

325
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:17,953
there's some pervo
in fitness center

326
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:18,954
.
Hitting on
innocent women

327
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,706
What? Whoa! No.

328
00:17:22,658 --> 00:17:24,460
I wasn't doing that.

329
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,961
I'm, like, pre-engaged
with somebody.

330
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,463
Unbelievable.

331
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,914
That poor woman
should know what
you're up to.

332
00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:32,418
I'm not up to anything.
I swear, I'm not...

333
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:33,719
Oh, man.

334
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,006
I'm totally
messing with you.

335
00:17:38,006 --> 00:17:40,309
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God,
I'm such a jerk.

336
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,811
Okay, yeah.

337
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,346
Well, that's different.

338
00:17:44,346 --> 00:17:47,850
.
I'm so sorry.
Joan Ostrowski-Fox

339
00:17:48,851 --> 00:17:50,352
Hi.
Hi.

340
00:17:50,352 --> 00:17:52,354
Tim Lippe.
Hi, Mr. Lippe.

341
00:17:52,354 --> 00:17:54,273
I'm in town for
the ASMI convention.

342
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:57,076
I'm here for ASMI, too
. I'm from "Oh, my God,"
Nebraska.

343
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,494
Omaha.
Yeah.

344
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:03,499
Well, I'm gross,
so I will bid you
a farewell, Mr. Lippe.

345
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,833
Okay.
See you at
Horizon's tonight?

346
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,753
Yeah, I don't...
Well, maybe.

347
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,588
A girl can dream.

348
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:22,217
How are you doing?
Good.

349
00:18:22,718 --> 00:18:24,219
Um...

350
00:18:24,219 --> 00:18:26,555
I really enjoyed your speech,
President Helgesson.

351
00:18:26,555 --> 00:18:29,308
Oh. You were in there.
Marvelous.

352
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,310
I don't think we've met.

353
00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:33,812
Tim Lippe.

354
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:36,115
Down from
Brown Valley, Wisconsin,
BrownStar Insurance.

355
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,535
Oh, boy. Tim,

356
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,537
I don't know
what to say.
I'm just...

357
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,456
We're all feeling it.

358
00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:46,959
I'm so sorry
for the loss.

359
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,545
Yeah, it's been
really hard.

360
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:52,047
Come here, son
. Come here.

361
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:02,674
U
Now, Tim,
let me give you

362
00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:06,478
a few extra
drink coupons
for Horizon's.

363
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:10,566
You go down there
and fellowship and network
with your colleagues. Huh?

364
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,568
Thank you,
President Helgesson.

365
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,353
No, please. Orin.

366
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,914
Hey, Bree isn't it?

367
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:27,416
Yeah, the butterscotch
dude right?

368
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,168
Yeah.

369
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,787
That's me,
Captain Butterscotch.
You guys want some?

370
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:33,705
Yeah.

371
00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:38,210
Tim Lippe,
BrownStar Insurance.

372
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,095
Glen Lindstrom. Lindy.

373
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,599
Lindy Lindstrom.
Excellent to meet you.

374
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,100
What are you
guys up to?

375
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,978
Timbo!

376
00:19:55,978 --> 00:19:57,779
Right here, roomie.

377
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,314
Party headquarters,
right here.

378
00:19:59,314 --> 00:20:00,315
How's it going, Tim?

379
00:20:00,315 --> 00:20:01,817
Hi, Ronald.

380
00:20:01,817 --> 00:20:02,818
Dean?

381
00:20:02,818 --> 00:20:03,819
Come on.
Call me Deanzie.

382
00:20:04,319 --> 00:20:05,320
What can I get you?

383
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,572
Do you have root beer?

384
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:07,906
You want a nipple
on that?

385
00:20:08,824 --> 00:20:10,409
Ha-ha. No.

386
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:13,412
The sooner you learn to
ignore this degenerate, Tim,
the better off you'll be.

387
00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,631
Degenerate!
I love it! That's me!

388
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,217
,
Okay, Big Time Tim

389
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:22,221
what exactly are
you looking for, pussy-wise,
in Cedar Crapids?

390
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,557
Nothing, actually.

391
00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:29,394
What?
Why are you showing me
a picture of your mom?

392
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,813
She's hot.
No offense.

393
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,315
She's not my mom. Okay?

394
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,817
She's my girlfriend,
and we're basically
pre-engaged.

395
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:38,320
Whoa, whoa. My bad
. Beautiful woman,
in any case.

396
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,272
Wait a minute,
what's "pre-engaged"?

397
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:42,774
'Cause if I was "pre-engaged,"

398
00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:45,777
I will be pre-porking
anything with a pulse.

399
00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:48,413
Where's your
moral compass, Ziegler?
You're married yourself.

400
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,250
Was married,
Ronald. Was.

401
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,502
Oh, jeez,
you and Patti
split up?

402
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:55,754
Oh, I'm sorry.

403
00:20:56,255 --> 00:21:02,094
She's an asshole.
Ass-fucking-hole.

404
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,930
Seventeen years of marriage,
straight down the shitter.

405
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,934
Lucky if one of
them was decent.

406
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:15,023
What was I talking about?
Who wants to get wasted!

407
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:16,775
Choo-choo!

408
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,145
Hubba-hubba,
check out those studs!

409
00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:22,114
.
Whoo!
Joan Ostrowski-Fox

410
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:25,450
.
Oh, Ron Ronald,
you look Rontastic

411
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,402
This one.
Oh, I could just

412
00:21:27,402 --> 00:21:28,987
!
Squeeze you to death,
you little firecracker

413
00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:31,290
How are you sweetheart

414
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,158
Oh, so good.

415
00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:36,662
Oh, Lippe.
My lippies are sealed.

416
00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:38,664
You know this guy?

417
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:40,666
Oh, that's right.
From the fitness center.

418
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:42,884
Yeah. I was really
naughty with you
down there.

419
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,136
I'm really sorry, Tim.

420
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,004
Oh, no. She's not.
Oh, no. I'm not.

421
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,007
Shots. Let's do it.
What do you want guys?

422
00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:49,841
Jager time.
Jager for me.

423
00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:51,927
Twist my arm. Drambuie.

424
00:21:52,427 --> 00:21:53,645
Lippe?
I'm a non-drinker.

425
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:54,763
Oh, that's a bummer.

426
00:21:54,763 --> 00:21:57,099
Timbo,
you gotta strap on
a set of gords.

427
00:21:57,099 --> 00:21:57,933
Yeah
All right?

428
00:21:57,933 --> 00:21:59,234
Come on,
one won't kill you.

429
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,154
Jeez, okay.

430
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,940
If you guys are
gonna beat me up...

431
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:07,693
Cream sherry.

432
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:10,112
Cream sherry?
You're insane.

433
00:22:11,113 --> 00:22:13,115
That's the craziest thing
I've ever heard.

434
00:22:13,115 --> 00:22:15,117
This one's weird.

435
00:22:15,117 --> 00:22:16,418
Ready? Here we go.

436
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,421
In your hole!

437
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:25,427
You be careful
not to get too loaded
there, Lippe.

438
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:26,928
I might have to take
advantage of you.

439
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:29,765
.
Hey. Excuse me

440
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:30,716
Come on,
I'm just razzing.

441
00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:31,850
Cut it out!

442
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:35,887
You know what?
It's been a long day.

443
00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:37,305
Oh, come on,
Timbo. Relax.

444
00:22:37,305 --> 00:22:38,440
Come on,
I didn't mean
anything by it.

445
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,442
.
Good night

446
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:47,232
You can squeeze
my ass, Joan.

447
00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:48,734
Ouch!

448
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,303
The government
currently subsidizes

449
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:10,806
$935 million worth of
insurance policies...

450
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:12,808
I'm in here!
I'm in here...

451
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:15,310
I know, I know.
This needs
to be private.

452
00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:17,813
Listen...

453
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,315
Whoa!

454
00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:22,317
Something really didn't
agree with you, huh?

455
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:26,321
.
Yeah, I had...
I think it was
tainted yogurt

456
00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:29,825
Listen, meet me
in the stair...

457
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:32,828
Meet me in the stairwell
in five minutes. All right?

458
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,830
Pinch it off,
it's important.

459
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:35,831
Jesus Christ.

460
00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:41,620
Psst!

461
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,088
Timbo

462
00:23:48,877 --> 00:23:50,095
We gotta talk.

463
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,596
What? What is going on?

464
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:55,467
After you left,
I found out
some serious shit.

465
00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:58,603
There is a petition going around

466
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:02,140
trying to take away your company's
Two Diamond Awards

467
00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:03,642
What?

468
00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:08,113
They're saying
Lemke's sexual peccadilloes
were not godly,

469
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:09,614
quote unquote.

470
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:11,616
Somebody
passed it to me,
and I'm like,

471
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,202
"Look,
Lemke might have been
a class-A deviant,

472
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:18,323
"but what the fuck
does that have to do
with selling insurance?"

473
00:24:18,323 --> 00:24:22,461
Pardon my French, Dean,
but you are completely
full of bullroar.

474
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:25,747
My boss, Bill Krogstad,
told me that you
called Joyce Armbruster

475
00:24:25,747 --> 00:24:27,048
and smeared
Roger's name.

476
00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:28,550
No, no.

477
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:32,504
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Timbo.
That old whore called me.

478
00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:35,006
She's going on about
how Lemke's a pervert

479
00:24:35,006 --> 00:24:37,509
.
And she wanted
to take her
business elsewhere

480
00:24:37,759 --> 00:24:40,061
So I says,
"All right, I'll crunch
some numbers for you."

481
00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:44,065
Well, she calls me back
later that same day

482
00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:48,069
saying how she got
Krogstad to
lower her premiums

483
00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:51,823
which is exactly
what the greasy twat
wanted in the first place.

484
00:24:53,191 --> 00:24:53,992
So, you didn't call her?

485
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:56,912
Tim.

486
00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:03,919
Look, I might be
a lot of things,

487
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,422
but a poacher
ain't one of them.

488
00:25:09,124 --> 00:25:11,126
And I'm proud of that.

489
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,097
You saw this petition?

490
00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:20,101
Yeah, I saw it.
I didn't sign it.

491
00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:21,603
"
I said,
"You guys are pussies.

492
00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:24,606
This is terrible.

493
00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:27,108
'Cause the way
that Roger died
was an accident.

494
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:28,527
D
Look, Lemke
could have die

495
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,529
Cornholing a crippled kid
for all I care

496
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,032
Not really, of course.

497
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:36,034
My sister's got one.
Down's.

498
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,620
Sad.

499
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:42,123
Point being,
selling insurance
is a business.

500
00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:44,125
It's not a goddamn
Boy Scout troop.

501
00:25:45,126 --> 00:25:46,628
So there's
the scuttlebutt.

502
00:25:47,128 --> 00:25:48,630
Deal with it
the way you want.

503
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:18,910
And we thank you, Lord.

504
00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:25,667
We are grateful
for the bounty you provide us
this breakfast time.

505
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,168
I am so hung over
right now.

506
00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:29,671
The variety
and the volume...

507
00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:32,173
Big time beer shits
this morning.

508
00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:36,461
...Lord Jesus,
our truth. Amen.

509
00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:38,930
Amen. Say that again.

510
00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:41,600
I thought Pyle
did a nice job,
Ziegler.

511
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,101
What's wrong
with you, Timbo?

512
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:43,969
You're like
a gloomy Gus
this morning.

513
00:26:44,469 --> 00:26:45,470
Come on,
leave him alone.

514
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:50,525
If it's my ex-wife
, I'm not here.

515
00:26:50,525 --> 00:26:52,027
I'm pretty sure
it's not your ex-wife.

516
00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,361
It's my boss.
I have to take this.

517
00:26:53,812 --> 00:26:55,313
Tell The Kroger
I said, "Hey."

518
00:26:59,317 --> 00:27:00,151
Hello.
- Tim.

519
00:27:00,568 --> 00:27:02,070
I got a call from
Orin Helgesson.

520
00:27:02,070 --> 00:27:04,572
.
He tells me
he's worried about you

521
00:27:04,572 --> 00:27:07,909
Tells me
you're palling around
with Dean Ziegler.

522
00:27:07,909 --> 00:27:10,378
Laughing at his jokes,
buying him drinks.

523
00:27:10,378 --> 00:27:11,880
No, Bill. That's...

524
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,882
What's the one thing?

525
00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:16,718
I said, "Steer clear
of Dean Ziegler."

526
00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:18,136
Bill,
that Dean Ziegler...

527
00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:21,139
.
No, it is
Orin's sworn enemy

528
00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:23,391
He told me that
there is a petition
going around

529
00:27:23,675 --> 00:27:25,176
to take away our
Two Diamond Awards.

530
00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:27,979
What? All right,
who the Christ
signed that, huh?

531
00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:30,482
Who the Christ
signed that?
God damn it.

532
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,484
God damn it.
God damn it!

533
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,436
Bill, I'll handle it.
You can count on me.

534
00:27:34,436 --> 00:27:37,439
You just worry about
your goddamn presentation
tomorrow, Tim,

535
00:27:37,439 --> 00:27:38,440
!
And stop
fucking around

536
00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:39,941
I'll handle it.

537
00:27:39,941 --> 00:27:41,443
You take care
of it, Lippe.

538
00:27:46,948 --> 00:27:49,284
I swear,
I only smoke
in Cedar Rapids.

539
00:27:52,871 --> 00:27:54,923
?
Jeez, what's wrong

540
00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:56,925
I don't know,
like, everything.

541
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:02,013
So how did you
get involved in the
insurance game, Lippe?

542
00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:05,216
Oh, God.
"Insurance game."

543
00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:08,720
Look here, see,
how did you get involved
in the insurance game?

544
00:28:09,804 --> 00:28:11,189
You're freaky.

545
00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:13,141
Thank you.

546
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:17,896
It's kind of
a weird story,
actually.

547
00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:23,234
I lost my dad
in a sawmill accident
when I was six years old.

548
00:28:23,651 --> 00:28:25,487
Oh, my God.
Yeah.

549
00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:28,957
But the insurance agent fought like a tiger
with the sawmill

550
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:32,377
to make sure my mom and I
were taken care of,
and we were.

551
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:34,796
And I remember thinking,
when I was kid,

552
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:36,798
I was just like,
"This guy is a hero."

553
00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:42,587
I gotta say,
I think insurance agents
get a bum rap.

554
00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:45,924
You know?

555
00:28:45,924 --> 00:28:48,760
Like this river,
the Cedar River, flooded
a couple of years ago.

556
00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:50,762
A whole city.
I know. I remember.

557
00:28:50,762 --> 00:28:52,263
It was
a massive disaster.

558
00:28:52,263 --> 00:28:55,016
Massive disaster,
billions of dollar
s in damage,

559
00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:58,319
and who do you think
was in the trenches

560
00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:00,822
trying to get
people's lives
back in order?

561
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:04,526
It was insurance agents.

562
00:29:04,526 --> 00:29:08,079
Not all of them,
but a lot of them
worked really hard

563
00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,081
to get people's lives
back on track.

564
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:16,204
Do you realize
you just made it sound cool
to be an insurance salesman?

565
00:29:17,205 --> 00:29:19,707
You are a hero, Lippe.

566
00:29:20,875 --> 00:29:23,261
Shut up

567
00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:24,763
Come on,
we should get back.

568
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:25,764
No, I can tell.

569
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:27,766
You're the Superman type.

570
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,267
Kind of dweeby
on the outside

571
00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:30,769
but a real frigging
stud underneath.

572
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,271
.
Yeah, dweeby, okay

573
00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:34,272
They call you
Insurance Man

574
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,275
and put a big red "I"
on your chest.

575
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,277
Cool.

576
00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:43,281
Well, even if
you are totally full of it
, which you clearly are,

577
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,784
it's still
a nice thing to say,
and I appreciate it.

578
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,285
You're welcome.

579
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:53,408
For crying out loud, Dean,
you say the same thing
every year!

580
00:29:53,408 --> 00:29:55,627
Because you think
you're the Pope, Orin.

581
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,295
And you're not
the fucking Pope.

582
00:29:57,295 --> 00:29:59,297
And ASMI
is not a church.

583
00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:01,966
There is a separation
between religion
and insurance.

584
00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:03,218
It's in
the constitution.

585
00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:04,502
Oh, good grief.

586
00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:06,805
You gotta admire
Ziegler's style
of debate.

587
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,808
Volume, proximity
and repetition.
Yeah.

588
00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:13,228
I'm doing
something right.
Timbo!

589
00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:15,980
And O-Fox.
Where have
you two been?

590
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:18,266
What is that?
You got a pube on
your cheek, Timbo.

591
00:30:18,766 --> 00:30:20,685
Oh, Jesus, Ziegler
.
Uncool.

592
00:30:20,685 --> 00:30:22,520
Eating the canned tuna
from the bottom shelf.

593
00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:24,572
I love it!

594
00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:26,024
Guys, I gotta boogie.

595
00:30:26,524 --> 00:30:28,026
I'll see you later
at the scavenger hunt.

596
00:30:28,026 --> 00:30:29,744
Bye-bye.
Aye aye,
your holiness.

597
00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:34,249
Borin' Orin.
Just joshing.

598
00:30:34,749 --> 00:30:36,751
Not.

599
00:30:36,751 --> 00:30:38,253
No, I'm really
joshing. Not!

600
00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:41,422
Oh, got him twice.

601
00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:43,208
What's the scavenger hunt?
- Oh!

602
00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:44,709
You are about
to find out,

603
00:30:45,210 --> 00:30:48,096
'cause I just signed u
p you and O-Fox
on the same team.

604
00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:48,963
!
Oh, yeah? Right on

605
00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:50,932
I shouldn't.

606
00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:53,017
.
Tim, I promise
I won't molest you

607
00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:55,353
)
Yet. (CHUCKLES

608
00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:57,805
No, I'm kidding,
I'm kidding.
Come on, it'll be fun.

609
00:30:57,805 --> 00:30:59,190
Everyone's doing it.

610
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,693
Okay, folks,
the ASMI-Azing Race

611
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:04,395
is just like
The Amazing Race
on TV...

612
00:31:04,395 --> 00:31:05,730
No, it's not.

613
00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:07,866
...except that instead
of $1 million,

614
00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:10,068
the winning teams gets

615
00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:13,955
a $45 gift card
to the Kiku
Japanese restaurant

616
00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:15,456
in the Westdale Mall.

617
00:31:16,457 --> 00:31:19,627
So, look for
your first clue

618
00:31:19,627 --> 00:31:21,496
under the sea.

619
00:31:22,997 --> 00:31:26,501
And by that I mean
in the pool area.

620
00:31:29,504 --> 00:31:30,471
Don't get in the way.

621
00:31:30,471 --> 00:31:31,973
No brakes!

622
00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:32,974
No brakes.
Coming through.

623
00:31:34,425 --> 00:31:36,644
Bricks?
What the hell is this?

624
00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:38,646
It's a word scramble,
you dumb fucks.

625
00:31:38,646 --> 00:31:41,599
Raff... raff. Riff...

626
00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:43,601
Moff.
Two letters.

627
00:31:43,601 --> 00:31:46,354
Two more letters.
Mo... Moffarts.

628
00:31:49,657 --> 00:31:51,859
I know what it is.
Fun Farm!

629
00:31:53,361 --> 00:31:55,363
Yeah, be cool.
Be cool.

630
00:31:57,365 --> 00:31:58,700
Golly, I really
need to pee.

631
00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:01,669
I told you to go
before we started,
you idiot.

632
00:32:01,669 --> 00:32:02,670
Sorry.

633
00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:03,922
Queef.

634
00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:06,624
No Q.
No Q, son of a bitch.

635
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:18,937
Hey, Bree.
We're in first place!

636
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,772
Good luck,
butterscotch.

637
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:23,141
Okay,
you're gonna make
a right on Wilson.

638
00:32:23,641 --> 00:32:25,026
No, that doesn't
make any sense.

639
00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:27,028
You're gonna...
What?

640
00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:28,896
I'm gonna make
a left on Wilson.
Oops!

641
00:32:29,397 --> 00:32:32,400
North is north.
South is south.
It's not complicated.

642
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,452
.
Never Eat
Shredded Wheat

643
00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:35,453
Just remembered.

644
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:36,955
I never heard
that one before.

645
00:32:37,322 --> 00:32:39,624
Yeah, which is ironic
because Shredded Wheat
is delicious.

646
00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,542
Where are they?

647
00:32:41,542 --> 00:32:42,961
All right, Perry.
Eyes on me.

648
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,379
What are you doing here?
You want me to throw you in?

649
00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:46,331
Balls deep, man. Go!
Yeah! Go!

650
00:32:46,331 --> 00:32:47,832
All right.
What do I got to do?

651
00:32:47,832 --> 00:32:49,334
.
You have to
find a red ball
for your next clue

652
00:32:49,334 --> 00:32:51,336
I'll give you 40 bucks
for the clue straight out.

653
00:32:51,669 --> 00:32:53,338
Ziegler! Now! Go!
All right, let's do it!

654
00:32:53,721 --> 00:32:56,224
Look out, Timbo,
I'm going balls deep.

655
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,927
I got it!

656
00:33:00,428 --> 00:33:01,312
Yes!

657
00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:05,933
Fill this thing.
I'm gonna win.

658
00:33:05,933 --> 00:33:08,319
Fill it. Fill it.
Fill it. Come on.

659
00:33:08,770 --> 00:33:11,906
Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat
! Go! Go!
Eat the next one.

660
00:33:12,357 --> 00:33:13,358
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna puke.

661
00:33:13,608 --> 00:33:14,909
,
No, you're doing great

662
00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:17,745
and, by the way,
you look really good
with a wiener in your mouth.

663
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,749
Did you just make
a dick joke?

664
00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:24,419
No. Maybe.

665
00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:25,787
I love it!

666
00:33:25,787 --> 00:33:28,506
Okay, just go!
Go! Go! Go!

667
00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:30,341
Look at him.
He's like a little
spider monkey.

668
00:33:32,794 --> 00:33:35,096
Ha-ha!
Leaving them
in the dust.

669
00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:37,632
You're almost there, bud.

670
00:33:37,632 --> 00:33:39,133
- Reach it!
- Timbo

671
00:33:39,133 --> 00:33:41,102
You got
a death wish pal?

672
00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:44,439
'Cause you're about
roughly 20 feet off
the ground right now.

673
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,857
Take a look.

674
00:33:53,481 --> 00:33:54,816
?
Uh-oh. Tim

675
00:33:56,234 --> 00:33:57,702
Oh, God.
Tim, are you okay?

676
00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,153
Give me a second.

677
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:06,377
What do you...
Tim, come on down.
We got you, buddy!

678
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,630
I'm gonna be fine!

679
00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:10,415
I think
we better get him.

680
00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:12,417
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.

681
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,886
Why did you do it
if you're gonna
freak out?

682
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:20,308
Tim, I got you
, trust me.

683
00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:22,009
Just give me
your hand, bro
, lean back.

684
00:34:22,009 --> 00:34:24,479
I don't trust people
with pony tails.

685
00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:25,930
Come on, man,
give me your hand.
Let's do this.

686
00:34:26,431 --> 00:34:27,815
I'm not extreme
like you.

687
00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:31,986
Oh, Tim. Tim!

688
00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:34,238
Oh, my God.
Calm down.

689
00:34:37,024 --> 00:34:38,326
Hold on.
Hold on to this.
- I got you, buddy.

690
00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:40,611
.
Guys, just lower
him down. I got it

691
00:34:40,611 --> 00:34:43,331
Come on down to me
. Come on down.
I got you, pal.

692
00:34:43,698 --> 00:34:45,199
Relax. Relax.
- Okay. Okay.

693
00:34:47,118 --> 00:34:48,836
We got you.
We got you.

694
00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:51,339
Come on, folks.
I just saved a life here.

695
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,843
Just saved a life here.

696
00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:58,679
So since no one
could complete
the final task,

697
00:34:58,679 --> 00:35:01,182
and since Tim
was higher
than anyone else

698
00:35:01,682 --> 00:35:03,184
when all this
brouhaha occurred,

699
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:07,889
we're going to
award the gift card
to Tim and Joan.

700
00:35:09,390 --> 00:35:10,391
We won!

701
00:35:10,892 --> 00:35:12,643
Nice. I love it.
I love it.

702
00:35:12,643 --> 00:35:14,979
%% We won
We won the scavenger hunt

703
00:35:14,979 --> 00:35:16,781
%% We won
We won %%

704
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,116
Mmm.

705
00:35:20,485 --> 00:35:22,987
We won today.

706
00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:24,989
Well,
congratulations.
Thank you.

707
00:35:24,989 --> 00:35:26,741
And I found you
a cream sherry.

708
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:28,543
To dorks.

709
00:35:30,044 --> 00:35:31,829
Okay. Cheers.
Cheers.

710
00:35:31,829 --> 00:35:33,164
It's a compliment.

711
00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:33,965
Mmm.

712
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,752
Oh, smooth.

713
00:35:38,252 --> 00:35:39,253
Tim Lippe,
I am trying to
figure you out.

714
00:35:39,754 --> 00:35:40,755
Oh, boy.

715
00:35:40,755 --> 00:35:42,757
I mean, hopes,
dreams, aspirations.

716
00:35:42,757 --> 00:35:44,759
What do you got?
Um...

717
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,763
,
What I really
would love someday

718
00:35:48,763 --> 00:35:53,234
is to put a little greenhouse
in my backyard.

719
00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:54,602
Okay, dream
the impossible dream.

720
00:35:54,602 --> 00:35:56,571
Actually,
it's far more reasonable
than you think.

721
00:35:57,071 --> 00:35:58,072
Oh, please.

722
00:35:58,072 --> 00:35:59,574
I checked some
out at Fleet Farm.
Enough.

723
00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:01,075
They're portable.
Stop it.

724
00:36:01,075 --> 00:36:03,161
.
And they won't
break the bank

725
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:07,665
Wow, I'm talking, like,
fantasy land. Okay?

726
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:11,536
Like, what does
Tim Lippe really want?

727
00:36:13,538 --> 00:36:15,339
Come on!
Okay, a family.

728
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,175
Oh!

729
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,677
You know,
I wanna be a dad.

730
00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:22,763
So, kids, I guess,
is what I really want.

731
00:36:22,763 --> 00:36:24,098
You want mine?

732
00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:26,851
Um... Well...

733
00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:29,187
Not like, you know...

734
00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:31,772
What?

735
00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:33,274
I have kids.
You have kids?

736
00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:34,775
Yeah, two.

737
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:38,029
Tyler is 10.
Ashley will be
eight next month.

738
00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:40,815
My little squirrels.

739
00:36:40,815 --> 00:36:43,317
Oh, they are so cool.

740
00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:44,368
Aw, thanks.

741
00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:45,870
And, that's...

742
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:47,705
My hubby, Rich Fox.
Richie.

743
00:36:48,072 --> 00:36:50,575
We met when we were
Rotary Exchange students
in high school.

744
00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:52,960
Lived for a semester
in Norway.

745
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,463
You've been to Norway?
Mmm-hmm. Yeah.

746
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,249
Then we got married
when we were
sophomores in college,

747
00:36:58,249 --> 00:37:00,751
and then kids and...

748
00:37:01,252 --> 00:37:02,837
Wow.

749
00:37:02,837 --> 00:37:05,339
If I had to do it
all again, I don't know
what I'd choose,

750
00:37:05,339 --> 00:37:07,842
but I don't have
that option.

751
00:37:09,844 --> 00:37:11,846
So this is
my fantasy land, Tim.

752
00:37:11,846 --> 00:37:15,483
You know,
Cedar Rapids,
ASMI. This.

753
00:37:17,818 --> 00:37:19,320
Sometimes a gal just needs
a little vacation

754
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,323
from who she really is,
you know
what I'm saying, Lippe?

755
00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:28,329
Yee-hah!

756
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:33,501
This is pathetic.

757
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:37,955
.
Hey, Mike!
I'm bored of the dance

758
00:37:37,955 --> 00:37:39,507
You love me, Deanzie.

759
00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:44,428
There you two are.

760
00:37:44,428 --> 00:37:47,048
Check out Lloyd.
He's going mental
on the place.

761
00:37:47,048 --> 00:37:51,352
Oh, and you missed Mike Pyle
doing his Riverdance,
hillbilly bullshit again.

762
00:37:51,802 --> 00:37:53,137
Drinks on me.

763
00:37:53,137 --> 00:37:55,106
I like that.

764
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,608
Timbo, have you
tagged that yet?

765
00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:59,944
'Cause she's
gotta be as moist
as a damp sponge.

766
00:38:00,311 --> 00:38:01,812
Ew, uh...

767
00:38:01,812 --> 00:38:04,315
No, she has a husband.

768
00:38:04,315 --> 00:38:06,117
What is wrong
with you, Ziegler?
Shit.

769
00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:09,954
What isn't wrong with me?
I talk too much.
I drink too much.

770
00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:12,873
I weigh too much.
I piss people off.

771
00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:15,876
What's your
situation, Ronald?
Are you married or...

772
00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:17,378
Negative.

773
00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:20,381
.
I'm pretty well married
to Ronald Wilkes Insurance

774
00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:23,634
Course I have
my guilty pleasures,
like antiquing.

775
00:38:23,918 --> 00:38:25,803
I'm active in
community theater.

776
00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:27,805
And I have to admit,
I'm a big enthusiast

777
00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:30,808
of the HBO program
The Wire.

778
00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:35,313
But I haven't had
a proper vacation
in nine years.

779
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:38,316
Yeah, you know,
I never take
my vacation, either.

780
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,401
You know what
you guys should do,
is take a vacation together.

781
00:38:40,901 --> 00:38:43,404
We can go on
one of them gay cruise
s with Rosie O'Donnell.

782
00:38:43,904 --> 00:38:45,406
You know
what you are,
Ziegler?

783
00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:47,441
You're what I call
a real Richard.

784
00:38:47,441 --> 00:38:49,327
)
(RONALD LAUGHS

785
00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:51,696
Mr. Richard Head.

786
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,532
I don't get it.

787
00:38:54,532 --> 00:38:56,033
Dick Head, I get it.

788
00:38:56,033 --> 00:38:57,535
You're a total Richard.

789
00:38:57,535 --> 00:38:58,536
It took me a second.

790
00:38:58,536 --> 00:39:01,038
All right, gents.
Kamikazes.

791
00:39:01,038 --> 00:39:03,040
One, two, three.

792
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,542
!
Down your hole

793
00:39:05,042 --> 00:39:07,878
Okay,
time for ASMI's
next great talent.

794
00:39:07,878 --> 00:39:10,931
Tim Lip is going to
sing a number for us.

795
00:39:10,931 --> 00:39:11,932
Is there a Tim Lip?

796
00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:13,934
Did she just
say my name?

797
00:39:13,934 --> 00:39:15,936
Oh, I'm sorry.

798
00:39:15,936 --> 00:39:17,438
She signed you up.

799
00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:18,773
Tim Lip?

800
00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:20,024
Tim Lip?

801
00:39:21,392 --> 00:39:22,393
You can't do that.

802
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,362
Ladies and gentlemen,

803
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:25,863
,
I don't know
if you know
Tim Lippe here

804
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,565
it's "Lippe,"
by the way,

805
00:39:27,565 --> 00:39:29,066
he's down here,
it's his first ASMI,

806
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:30,735
he's up for
a Two Diamond Award.

807
00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:32,403
Let's give him
a little support. Huh?

808
00:39:32,903 --> 00:39:33,904
Tim Lippe!

809
00:39:34,989 --> 00:39:36,824
Tim! Tim! Tim!

810
00:39:36,824 --> 00:39:38,159
Tim! Tim! Tim!

811
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,661
Go be my hero.

812
00:39:40,661 --> 00:39:42,713
Tim! Tim! Tim!

813
00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:44,715
Tim! Tim! Tim!

814
00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:52,056
Get up there!
Get up there!

815
00:40:07,271 --> 00:40:13,160
Okay, I'm gonna
sing a song that I did
at our last Christmas party.

816
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,161
Hope you enjoy.

817
00:40:16,947 --> 00:40:19,450
%% Oh, holy night

818
00:40:19,450 --> 00:40:23,454
%% Costly premiums
have them pining

819
00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:28,592
%% Term life robs them
Of all they are worth

820
00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:30,961
%% But there is hope

821
00:40:30,961 --> 00:40:34,265
%% Policy holders
now have choices

822
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:37,101
%% Behold an agency

823
00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:39,937
%% That won't leave you torn

824
00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:43,357
%% Home, auto

825
00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:48,362
%% Life insurance

826
00:40:50,648 --> 00:40:53,150
%% BrownStar

827
00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:56,987
%% BrownStar

828
00:40:56,987 --> 00:40:59,790
%% BrownStar Insurance

829
00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:03,461
%% Of Brown Valley,
Wisconsin

830
00:41:04,829 --> 00:41:08,382
%% We are divine %%

831
00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:13,888
That was awesome!

832
00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:16,590
Ladies and gentlemen,
Tim Lippe.

833
00:41:18,392 --> 00:41:19,643
Take that, Pyle!

834
00:41:21,395 --> 00:41:23,898
Yes! Finally.
Oh, God, no more shots.

835
00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:25,399
Let's go.
Yes, one more.

836
00:41:25,399 --> 00:41:26,400
.
No, I'm not
having another

837
00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:27,902
Yes, I don't even
wanna hear it.

838
00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:29,904
One, two, three,
down your hole!

839
00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:34,408
One-on-ones with Orin
are tomorrow.

840
00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:37,411
I can't afford
to be off my game.
Neither can you, Tim.

841
00:41:41,415 --> 00:41:42,416
Ronimal!

842
00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:44,502
Sit down, Ronimal.

843
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:47,505
You tied it in perfectly.
Auto, home, life, you got me!

844
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,006
Yeah, that was great.

845
00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:51,008
Hold, on, hold on.
I smell free booze.

846
00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:52,510
No, no.
Come on, come on.
Dean.

847
00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:54,011
Come on, come on.

848
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,349
Oh, my God.

849
00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:00,351
Rug munchers.
I love it.

850
00:42:01,852 --> 00:42:03,354
.
No way

851
00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:04,855
Gay marriage
is legal in Iowa.

852
00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:06,223
Come on, you guys.
This party sounds good.

853
00:42:09,476 --> 00:42:10,978
Wait. Let's go.

854
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:15,282
You're crazy, Deanzie.

855
00:42:16,283 --> 00:42:17,117
I love it!

856
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,042
Ronimal's on
the dance floor!

857
00:42:28,078 --> 00:42:30,080
The Robot Man! Yeah!

858
00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:34,969
Whatever floats
your boat, man.

859
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,261
Take cover, Ronald!

860
00:42:47,314 --> 00:42:49,316
.
Come on, follow me
, I know where to go

861
00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:50,818
We're storming
the gate.

862
00:42:52,319 --> 00:42:54,822
I told you it
closed an hour ago.

863
00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:57,575
No, it didn't.
'Cause I just
opened it up.

864
00:42:58,442 --> 00:42:59,944
Come on,
we're going swimming.

865
00:42:59,944 --> 00:43:01,412
I'm going to bed.

866
00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:03,414
We got
a big day tomorrow.

867
00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:06,417
Yeah, I'll be
right behind you.

868
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:07,918
We're totally
going in the pool.

869
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,788
We're totally going in!

870
00:43:10,788 --> 00:43:13,290
Come on.
This is gonna be
my seaman's helmet.

871
00:43:13,290 --> 00:43:16,043
Right here. Look!

872
00:43:16,043 --> 00:43:17,628
Look at this!
You guys.

873
00:43:18,012 --> 00:43:20,764
I'm Captain Nemo,
the muff diver.

874
00:43:22,049 --> 00:43:24,218
I'm going on a mission
for bearded clams.

875
00:43:24,551 --> 00:43:25,552
Idiot.

876
00:43:30,391 --> 00:43:33,143
What do you say?
Lippe take a dippy?

877
00:43:33,143 --> 00:43:34,528
Come on in!

878
00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:39,199
What?

879
00:43:39,199 --> 00:43:41,702
.
That's German for,
"I can't swim,"
and I really can't

880
00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:44,705
Oh, well,
it's only 4 feet.

881
00:43:45,205 --> 00:43:46,991
Well, I didn't bring
a bathing suit, so...

882
00:43:46,991 --> 00:43:49,410
Oh, yeah?
Well, I didn't either.

883
00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:52,830
Timbo, it's business casual.
Get your ass in here.

884
00:43:52,830 --> 00:43:54,331
Come on, Tim.

885
00:43:58,419 --> 00:44:00,337
Mr. Lippe.

886
00:44:00,337 --> 00:44:03,841
Calling Mr. Lippe.

887
00:44:03,841 --> 00:44:04,675
Get in here.

888
00:44:06,093 --> 00:44:08,929
Oh, my gosh.
It's kind of chilly,
actually.

889
00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:15,402
Oh, my God.
- It's nice.

890
00:44:15,402 --> 00:44:17,988
Dean, you look
like R2-D2.

891
00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:30,501
Crazy day, right?

892
00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:40,344
So...

893
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,681
Oh, man.

894
00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:53,190
Your skin is so milky.

895
00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:55,359
It's like ice cream.

896
00:45:03,033 --> 00:45:05,536
I'm having
a perfect moment.

897
00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:15,045
What the heck
is going on here?

898
00:45:16,747 --> 00:45:20,217
Orin!
You ruin everything.

899
00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:24,138
Helgesson,
I got something
for you right here.

900
00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:27,424
Suck on it, baby.
Right there.
Full moon, Orin.

901
00:45:27,424 --> 00:45:29,810
.
You people are
such low-lifes

902
00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:32,646
He happened to come
out right then, right?

903
00:45:32,646 --> 00:45:36,734
Yeah, you were watching
through the window,
you kinky bastard.

904
00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:39,520
.
Well, this is
a very nice "How do you do
"in the middle of the night

905
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:43,357
Go back to your room
and tie yourself up,
you kinky bastard.

906
00:45:43,357 --> 00:45:44,858
Will you just shut up?

907
00:45:44,858 --> 00:45:46,110
Whoo! I love it!

908
00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:48,078
Oh, my God.
Holy crap.

909
00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:50,080
Oh, my God
.
We're so dead.

910
00:45:58,789 --> 00:46:00,290
I wanna make love!

911
00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:07,431
?
Where is everybody

912
00:46:08,932 --> 00:46:12,436
Timbo? Ronald?
Oh, shit.

913
00:46:16,056 --> 00:46:19,059
Making love to you
was super,

914
00:46:20,060 --> 00:46:21,562
super awesome.

915
00:46:27,067 --> 00:46:28,569
Do you want
to cuddle?

916
00:46:28,569 --> 00:46:29,570
Cuddle?

917
00:46:31,572 --> 00:46:32,573
I love to cuddle.

918
00:46:34,074 --> 00:46:35,576
Okay.

919
00:46:39,079 --> 00:46:40,581
You're special, Joan.

920
00:46:42,583 --> 00:46:44,084
So special.

921
00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:03,654
Calm down, Tyler.

922
00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:05,272
You're not
gonna miss the game.
Just put your dad on, please.

923
00:47:06,773 --> 00:47:09,076
Hey, didn't you look
at the schedule
on the fridge?

924
00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:10,494
This is the last
regular season game.

925
00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:14,248
He actually has
a chance to play,
Richie, Christ.

926
00:47:14,248 --> 00:47:17,251
Okay. Okay,
I love you, too.

927
00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:20,587
Tell Tyler
to kick some butt
for me, okay? See you.

928
00:47:26,710 --> 00:47:27,711
Good morning.

929
00:47:27,711 --> 00:47:30,180
Sorry, crisis
on the home front.

930
00:47:33,133 --> 00:47:34,935
You already
told your husband?

931
00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:36,303
Yeah, right.

932
00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:40,023
We have to tell them.
No.

933
00:47:40,023 --> 00:47:41,024
Right? I mean...

934
00:47:41,024 --> 00:47:42,442
Tim, I told you,

935
00:47:42,442 --> 00:47:45,946
what I do here
in Cedar Rapids,
it stays here.

936
00:47:49,149 --> 00:47:52,653
No, I am not
a philanderer.

937
00:47:58,158 --> 00:47:59,660
I'm a philanderer.

938
00:48:00,661 --> 00:48:01,912
I'm a philanderer!

939
00:48:04,998 --> 00:48:06,216
I have to tell Macy.

940
00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:07,551
Tim, do not call Macy.

941
00:48:07,834 --> 00:48:09,169
I need...
I don't have
any clothes.

942
00:48:10,671 --> 00:48:13,340
Tim, calm down

943
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,842
I can't.
I can't live
like this.

944
00:48:19,646 --> 00:48:21,648
I'm not like you.

945
00:48:21,648 --> 00:48:22,516
Tim...

946
00:48:24,017 --> 00:48:25,018
I'm sorry.

947
00:48:27,020 --> 00:48:28,021
Don't...

948
00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:33,327
Hey, Tim.

949
00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:35,746
She's not that pretty
and she smokes.

950
00:48:36,697 --> 00:48:37,698
Tim?

951
00:48:37,698 --> 00:48:39,700
I made love to
a woman, Macy.

952
00:48:39,700 --> 00:48:42,619
Her name is Joan.
She's from Omaha, Nebraska

953
00:48:42,619 --> 00:48:45,289
and her mouth
tastes like cigarettes.

954
00:48:45,289 --> 00:48:46,790
You slept
with someone?

955
00:48:47,291 --> 00:48:50,627
It was a mistake.
You mean
everything to me.

956
00:48:50,627 --> 00:48:52,129
I can't believe you.

957
00:48:53,630 --> 00:48:55,132
You really slept
with someone?

958
00:48:57,134 --> 00:48:58,435
Will you marry me?

959
00:48:58,719 --> 00:48:59,720
What?

960
00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:01,805
Will you marry me,
please?

961
00:49:01,805 --> 00:49:03,807
Just don't leave.
I'll do anything.

962
00:49:03,807 --> 00:49:05,309
Tim, slow down.

963
00:49:05,309 --> 00:49:07,811
Please, let's get
married right away.
Whoa.

964
00:49:07,811 --> 00:49:09,313
Listen,
I've been trying
to tell you this,

965
00:49:09,813 --> 00:49:13,233
but you seem
to have a hard time
grasping it, okay?

966
00:49:13,233 --> 00:49:16,236
I was married
for half my life.

967
00:49:16,737 --> 00:49:20,741
I've been divorced
for all of six months.
I wanna enjoy my freedom.

968
00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:23,210
What?

969
00:49:23,210 --> 00:49:25,379
Like, is there
someone else?

970
00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:26,880
Well, I wouldn't
put it that way.

971
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,383
I mean,
there's no one person
in particular, no.

972
00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:32,386
What do you mean,
"No one person"?
There's people?

973
00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:34,304
Like, plural, people?

974
00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:37,090
.
Not a lot,
I mean, just a few

975
00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:42,145
I'm dying.

976
00:49:42,145 --> 00:49:44,147
Tim...
I'm dying.

977
00:49:44,147 --> 00:49:45,482
Pull yourself together.

978
00:49:45,932 --> 00:49:50,237
I can't...
I literally can't breathe.
I literally can't breathe.

979
00:49:50,237 --> 00:49:52,105
Tim...

980
00:49:52,105 --> 00:49:53,607
Tim...
I can't breathe.

981
00:49:54,107 --> 00:49:54,908
Timmy...

982
00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,327
Yeah, yes?

983
00:49:57,327 --> 00:49:58,829
You know that bird
you gave me?

984
00:50:00,030 --> 00:50:01,031
What kind of
bird was it?

985
00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:04,918
Scarlet tanager.

986
00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:06,953
And what kind of
sound did it make?

987
00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:09,840
Come on,
you remember.

988
00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:17,130
That's right.
Very good.

989
00:50:17,130 --> 00:50:19,132
And do you remember
what we learned about

990
00:50:19,132 --> 00:50:20,884
when the baby birds
are born?

991
00:50:20,884 --> 00:50:24,271
When the mommy
decides it's time
for them to leave home?

992
00:50:24,771 --> 00:50:26,273
What does she do?

993
00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:28,775
She nudges them
out of the nest.

994
00:50:29,276 --> 00:50:30,777
That's right.

995
00:50:30,777 --> 00:50:34,948
But the mommy bird
knows that even though
the babies are scared,

996
00:50:34,948 --> 00:50:38,035
it's time for them
to fly away.

997
00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:41,538
So, even though
your heart hurts
very, very much,

998
00:50:41,538 --> 00:50:45,542
I think it's for the best.
It's time for you
to fly away, Tim.

999
00:50:46,576 --> 00:50:49,079
Bye-bye,
little birdie Tim.

1000
00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:51,581
Bye-bye.

1001
00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:57,387
Bye, bye-bye.

1002
00:51:15,405 --> 00:51:16,239
.
I love you

1003
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:17,691
Yeah,
you better love me

1004
00:51:17,691 --> 00:51:19,443
if you're gonna fuck me
in the poop shoot
the way you done.

1005
00:51:19,826 --> 00:51:21,695
Bill?
Orin Helgesson told me

1006
00:51:21,695 --> 00:51:23,697
about your little hootenanny
in the pool there, Tim.

1007
00:51:23,697 --> 00:51:25,165
What are you thinking?

1008
00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:26,666
You add that to
the goddamn petition,

1009
00:51:26,666 --> 00:51:28,034
may as well commit
suicide here.

1010
00:51:28,034 --> 00:51:29,536
Father of the bride.

1011
00:51:29,536 --> 00:51:31,037
Yeah, I'll be
right there.

1012
00:51:31,371 --> 00:51:33,340
I can fix it, Bill.
Just tell me what to do.

1013
00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:34,341
.
Oh, what to do

1014
00:51:34,841 --> 00:51:38,095
You can win the Two Diamonds.
That's what you do, Tim.

1015
00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:41,098
Or so help me, Jesus God,
you won't have a job,
you won't have a life.

1016
00:51:41,598 --> 00:51:43,100
S
All you'll have is
my fist up your as

1017
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:45,102
and believe you me,
that's something
neither of us wants.

1018
00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:47,387
Bill, please,
just listen to me
for a minute...

1019
00:51:47,387 --> 00:51:50,390
Ah! Cripes almighty.
Worst day of my life.

1020
00:51:50,390 --> 00:51:52,392
Hey,
sorry, folks.

1021
00:51:52,392 --> 00:51:54,394
Oh, you look
so beautiful, Kim.

1022
00:51:54,394 --> 00:51:55,395
You look like a flower.

1023
00:51:55,896 --> 00:51:56,897
Smile, father

1024
00:51:56,897 --> 00:51:57,898
A gosh dang flower.

1025
00:52:07,874 --> 00:52:08,875
I'm dead.

1026
00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:12,379
Macy broke up with me,
Orin called Bill,
I'm gonna lose my job.

1027
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,882
My life is ruined.

1028
00:52:16,883 --> 00:52:17,717
Sit down.

1029
00:52:22,506 --> 00:52:24,057
Your life is
not ruined, Lippe.

1030
00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:29,479
Now, I swore
I would never tell
. I promised.

1031
00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:32,983
Roger Lemke,

1032
00:52:34,985 --> 00:52:38,488
I know
how he won the Diamonds
all those years in a row.

1033
00:52:39,406 --> 00:52:40,907
Yeah, he knocked it
out of the park.

1034
00:52:40,907 --> 00:52:42,659
He paid for them.

1035
00:52:42,659 --> 00:52:46,163
He paid Orin cash
in exchange for
the Two Diamonds.

1036
00:52:49,616 --> 00:52:50,617
That's not...

1037
00:52:52,118 --> 00:52:53,453
That's not true.
It is.

1038
00:52:53,453 --> 00:52:55,372
He told me himself.
Roger told me.

1039
00:52:55,372 --> 00:53:00,377
Really? Why,
he just told you that?

1040
00:53:00,377 --> 00:53:02,128
That's the
stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

1041
00:53:02,128 --> 00:53:03,430
Why would he
tell you that?

1042
00:53:05,932 --> 00:53:06,933
We were together.

1043
00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:15,275
It was stupid.

1044
00:53:15,275 --> 00:53:17,777
It ended two years ago,
'cause he was getting into
some pretty weird stuff,

1045
00:53:17,777 --> 00:53:19,779
as we all know now.
No.

1046
00:53:19,779 --> 00:53:20,780
Roger was a good man.

1047
00:53:21,281 --> 00:53:22,782
He was a family man,
and that was an accident.

1048
00:53:22,782 --> 00:53:24,201
Roger was a freak.

1049
00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:28,788
Not to mention
a small minded,
egotistical con artist.

1050
00:53:28,788 --> 00:53:31,124
He was a liar, Tim.

1051
00:53:31,124 --> 00:53:33,577
And, yes, he paid
for the Two Diamonds.

1052
00:53:35,912 --> 00:53:37,714
My foot!

1053
00:53:37,714 --> 00:53:39,583
I'm sure you seduced him,
just like you did me.

1054
00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:41,585
.
You ruined my life

1055
00:53:41,968 --> 00:53:43,920
Are you fucking
kidding me?

1056
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:44,921
I am trying to
help you out

1057
00:53:44,921 --> 00:53:46,423
and you are acting
like a child.

1058
00:53:46,423 --> 00:53:49,509
Well, I'd rather
act like a child
than a prostitute.

1059
00:54:04,407 --> 00:54:06,109
Timbo, red bush?

1060
00:54:06,109 --> 00:54:08,612
Deanzie needs details.

1061
00:54:08,612 --> 00:54:09,663
Lay off.

1062
00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:10,947
?
What the...
What are you doing

1063
00:54:10,947 --> 00:54:13,333
Timbo, what the hell's
wrong with you, Timbo?

1064
00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:14,668
What are you doing
?
Ow!

1065
00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:17,287
Ow!
Titty twister!

1066
00:54:18,288 --> 00:54:19,923
Why are you laughing?

1067
00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:21,291
You think my life
is a joke?

1068
00:54:21,291 --> 00:54:23,793
I lost my job
and my lover

1069
00:54:24,294 --> 00:54:26,680
and my hero paid bribes
to win the Two Diamonds.

1070
00:54:28,131 --> 00:54:29,432
What did you just say?

1071
00:54:30,634 --> 00:54:32,969
Lemke bought
the Two Diamonds?

1072
00:54:32,969 --> 00:54:34,771
You're saying
Lemke paid off Orin?

1073
00:54:34,771 --> 00:54:36,439
No, Dean,
you can't say anything.

1074
00:54:36,439 --> 00:54:38,108
You can't...
Oh, my God.

1075
00:54:38,108 --> 00:54:39,609
Dean, please.

1076
00:54:39,609 --> 00:54:42,112
That holy rolling
hypocrite. I love it.

1077
00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:44,281
Timbo,
this is pure gold.

1078
00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,282
Please don't.

1079
00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:52,956
All right, listen.
We look like a couple
of homos out here.

1080
00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:55,458
Let's go in the room
and discuss this
like gentlemen,

1081
00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:57,127
.
Over Bloody Mary's

1082
00:54:57,127 --> 00:54:59,629
You're freaking out.
Your world is crumbling.

1083
00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:02,048
It's your first ASMI.

1084
00:55:03,049 --> 00:55:04,050
I get it.

1085
00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:06,586
Here.

1086
00:55:06,586 --> 00:55:08,421
Welcome to the jungle,
Timbo.

1087
00:55:11,508 --> 00:55:13,393
Now, my ex, Patti,

1088
00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:16,896
well-established fact
that this broad

1089
00:55:16,896 --> 00:55:19,599
is a serious cunt stain,
am I right?

1090
00:55:19,599 --> 00:55:22,852
But she's got it
to where the kids
hate my guts.

1091
00:55:23,353 --> 00:55:25,855
I'm the bad guy.

1092
00:55:25,855 --> 00:55:31,194
Except, when our
17-year-old daughter
comes home pregnant,

1093
00:55:31,194 --> 00:55:32,662
who's the one
who's so depressed

1094
00:55:32,662 --> 00:55:36,666
she can't come out
from under the afghan
on the goddamn couch?

1095
00:55:36,666 --> 00:55:39,869
Patti. And who's the one
who's planning the baby shower

1096
00:55:39,869 --> 00:55:42,872
and taking Meg
to the gyno
and all that shit?

1097
00:55:44,874 --> 00:55:46,209
The fucking Deanzie.

1098
00:55:48,628 --> 00:55:49,629
What are you
talking about?

1099
00:55:53,133 --> 00:55:54,634
What I'm talking
about, Tim,

1100
00:55:56,136 --> 00:55:59,606
is, even though
I may be a blowhard

1101
00:55:59,606 --> 00:56:01,608
and, let's face it,
kind of a jagoff,

1102
00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:03,610
I'm there for the people
that need me.

1103
00:56:05,111 --> 00:56:06,613
And I don't spill
my friends' beans.

1104
00:56:07,530 --> 00:56:08,398
Now, tell me this.

1105
00:56:09,899 --> 00:56:10,900
Are we friends?

1106
00:56:14,154 --> 00:56:15,155
Yeah.

1107
00:56:17,874 --> 00:56:18,875
Did you feel that?

1108
00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:22,879
Something just
happened right now.

1109
00:56:25,165 --> 00:56:27,083
Now, you're with Deanzie,

1110
00:56:27,584 --> 00:56:29,085
and I'm not letting go.

1111
00:56:29,586 --> 00:56:31,588
And believe me,
I would love to expose

1112
00:56:31,588 --> 00:56:33,923
Orin Helgesson's
hypocritical bullshit.

1113
00:56:33,923 --> 00:56:37,477
But if you're asking
me not to, I won't,
because you're my friend.

1114
00:56:41,681 --> 00:56:42,682
Thank you.

1115
00:56:44,601 --> 00:56:46,603
Now you see how dark
this place is.

1116
00:56:48,104 --> 00:56:51,107
All right,
I got tiger scratches
on my back

1117
00:56:51,107 --> 00:56:52,859
from 20 years
in this business.

1118
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:55,161
Let me tell
you something.

1119
00:56:55,945 --> 00:56:57,330
If you wanna survive,

1120
00:56:58,832 --> 00:57:01,334
you either gotta
fight the tiger

1121
00:57:01,835 --> 00:57:04,204
or you gotta dance
with the tiger.

1122
00:57:04,204 --> 00:57:05,705
Like Roger did.

1123
00:57:07,373 --> 00:57:09,375
How do you make
the tiger dance?

1124
00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:11,511
You gotta show him
a little teat.

1125
00:57:18,852 --> 00:57:20,854
How'd it go
with Helgesson,
big guy?

1126
00:57:20,854 --> 00:57:23,857
.
I think I did
a fair to middling job

1127
00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:24,941
Oh, Tim, don't forget,

1128
00:57:24,941 --> 00:57:27,444
your one-on-one with Orin
starts in 10 minutes.

1129
00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:49,382
President Helgesson.

1130
00:57:49,382 --> 00:57:51,885
Come in.
Have a seat
on the davenport.

1131
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:10,487
President Helgesson,
what I'd like to
talk to you about today

1132
00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:12,989
are risk
mitigation mechanisms
available to...

1133
00:58:12,989 --> 00:58:15,992
You came down here
to the big show, Tim,

1134
00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:18,945
and you got
the little twinklies
in the eye,

1135
00:58:18,945 --> 00:58:24,033
and you succumbed to
the call of a floozy.

1136
00:58:24,033 --> 00:58:25,535
I just want to say
I'm really sorry

1137
00:58:25,535 --> 00:58:28,121
for my role in
the malfeasance
in the pool.

1138
00:58:28,121 --> 00:58:31,124
You blew it, Tim.
You blew it.

1139
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,261
I need the Two Diamonds.

1140
00:58:35,261 --> 00:58:36,679
Well, you should
have thought of that

1141
00:58:36,679 --> 00:58:38,181
.
Before you took of
f your big boy pants

1142
00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:39,599
No, no.

1143
00:58:43,102 --> 00:58:44,604
Please, just...

1144
00:58:44,604 --> 00:58:46,306
All right,
now you take a minute
to compose yourself

1145
00:58:46,306 --> 00:58:48,308
and then
I'm gonna have to
ask you to leave.

1146
00:58:56,282 --> 00:58:58,785
I'm prepared to
show you a little teat.

1147
00:59:03,239 --> 00:59:05,742
Will you dance with me,
President Helgesson?

1148
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:08,461
Do you wanna...

1149
00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:10,964
We can dance.

1150
00:59:14,467 --> 00:59:15,802
Tim...
I have money.

1151
00:59:17,170 --> 00:59:19,138
I can give you money.

1152
00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:26,396
Interesting.

1153
00:59:30,066 --> 00:59:33,736
You know, Tim,
one thing that
Roger knew.

1154
00:59:33,736 --> 00:59:37,657
Roger knew that
if you want to win, you...

1155
00:59:37,657 --> 00:59:39,158
I like the way
you put it,

1156
00:59:39,158 --> 00:59:42,996
you have to be prepared
to show a little teat.

1157
00:59:54,791 --> 00:59:58,795
.
It's a $50
traveler's check.
It's fully insured

1158
00:59:58,795 --> 01:00:00,296
Well, so it is.
So it is.

1159
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:05,301
What else you got
hiding in there?

1160
01:00:14,212 --> 01:00:18,216
I brought $1,500
in checks

1161
01:00:18,216 --> 01:00:20,101
in case of
an emergency.

1162
01:00:20,101 --> 01:00:24,105
Well, this sure seems
like an emergency to me.

1163
01:00:31,529 --> 01:00:36,534
Congratulations,
Mr. Two Diamond
Award winner.

1164
01:00:38,153 --> 01:00:41,489
Looks like I just found
the next Roger Lemke.

1165
01:00:44,492 --> 01:00:46,995
You remember that
petition to recall

1166
01:00:46,995 --> 01:00:49,831
BrownStar's
Two Diamond Awards?

1167
01:00:55,553 --> 01:00:57,555
I just made
that disappear.

1168
01:00:58,006 --> 01:01:00,892
Poof! Gone.
Rainmaker.

1169
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:33,875
Hey,
can I bum a heater?

1170
01:01:35,377 --> 01:01:36,378
Yeah.

1171
01:01:38,380 --> 01:01:39,381
So, you wanna party?

1172
01:01:40,882 --> 01:01:41,716
Maybe.

1173
01:01:42,133 --> 01:01:44,135
Maybe later?
Maybe later.

1174
01:01:44,135 --> 01:01:45,637
All right,
I'll be around.

1175
01:01:47,272 --> 01:01:49,274
Hey, can
I bum a heater?

1176
01:01:49,774 --> 01:01:50,775
All right.

1177
01:02:15,333 --> 01:02:16,918
Hey, butterscotch.

1178
01:02:19,554 --> 01:02:22,223
You look like
you're in serious need
of some relaxation.

1179
01:02:23,224 --> 01:02:24,726
Yeah.

1180
01:02:25,226 --> 01:02:28,596
That's okay,
I don't have
any money anyway.

1181
01:02:28,596 --> 01:02:31,099
No, no, no,
I didn't mean that.

1182
01:02:31,099 --> 01:02:35,687
I'm going to a party
at my Uncle Ken's house.
You should come.

1183
01:02:35,687 --> 01:02:40,692
I don't know, Bree.
I did something today
I don't feel very good about.

1184
01:02:41,693 --> 01:02:43,194
I do that,
like, every day.

1185
01:02:46,664 --> 01:02:48,666
How could I do that?

1186
01:02:48,666 --> 01:02:53,121
You know, it seems like
your subconscious is all,
like, talking shit.

1187
01:02:53,121 --> 01:02:54,622
Like, "Fuck you, man."
You know?

1188
01:02:56,624 --> 01:03:00,128
.
Yeah, I just...
I'm a criminal now

1189
01:03:00,128 --> 01:03:01,796
I mean, that was
a criminal act.

1190
01:03:02,297 --> 01:03:05,600
It's kind of like,
you can't keep
your emotions

1191
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:09,104
in these little cages
like little animals,
you know,

1192
01:03:09,104 --> 01:03:12,107
like coyotes
and armadillos
and shit.

1193
01:03:12,607 --> 01:03:15,059
It's like,
they just want to break free.
Right, Uncle Ken?

1194
01:03:15,059 --> 01:03:16,561
Yeah. Pass me
that Q, Bree.

1195
01:03:20,648 --> 01:03:22,150
Whoa.

1196
01:03:22,150 --> 01:03:23,151
Is that...

1197
01:03:24,652 --> 01:03:26,955
You...
Wait, you can't...

1198
01:03:27,372 --> 01:03:29,374
I don't know,
is that safe?

1199
01:03:31,242 --> 01:03:33,244
This would be marijuana,
I take it?

1200
01:03:36,998 --> 01:03:37,999
It'll make you
feel better.

1201
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,001
Suck the glass dick, dude.

1202
01:03:40,001 --> 01:03:41,503
.
It's not..

1203
01:03:41,503 --> 01:03:43,388
Suck that
fucking dick, man.

1204
01:03:50,345 --> 01:03:51,346
Oh, jeez.

1205
01:03:53,848 --> 01:03:54,849
Oh, jeez.

1206
01:03:56,351 --> 01:03:57,852
Oh, jeez.

1207
01:03:59,988 --> 01:04:01,489
Yeah!
Yeah!

1208
01:04:02,490 --> 01:04:03,992
Butterscotch lit up.

1209
01:04:17,038 --> 01:04:19,541
It's so pretty
out here.

1210
01:04:22,510 --> 01:04:24,512
Hey, you're getting fat.
Fuck your mom.

1211
01:04:24,512 --> 01:04:26,631
What?
Fuck wad.

1212
01:04:26,631 --> 01:04:28,633
Everyone's cool.
I promise, man.

1213
01:04:32,387 --> 01:04:34,272
Hey,
nice suit, faggot.

1214
01:04:34,722 --> 01:04:35,607
Leave him alone, Gary.

1215
01:04:35,607 --> 01:04:36,558
Fuck you, whore.

1216
01:04:38,610 --> 01:04:39,944
Hey, that's not
very cool.

1217
01:04:39,944 --> 01:04:41,863
.
Yes, it was.
It was pretty cool

1218
01:04:41,863 --> 01:04:43,531
Suck the shit out
of my cock, Gary.

1219
01:04:43,531 --> 01:04:45,200
Okay,
let's schedule that.

1220
01:04:45,617 --> 01:04:47,952
There we go.
Magic's happening.
Okay.

1221
01:04:52,073 --> 01:04:53,074
Oh, my God.

1222
01:05:01,666 --> 01:05:04,919
Danny?
Danny isn't here,
Mrs. Torrance.

1223
01:05:04,919 --> 01:05:09,257
Danny's gone away.
But, here's Johnny.

1224
01:05:10,725 --> 01:05:12,977
?
And a shining
good evening...
Where is Timbo

1225
01:05:12,977 --> 01:05:16,481
This is weird.
I wanna know what happened
at that one-on-one today.

1226
01:05:16,481 --> 01:05:18,983
Since when did you care
about stuff like that,
Ziegler?

1227
01:05:19,484 --> 01:05:20,985
Let's just say
I'm worried.
All right?

1228
01:05:20,985 --> 01:05:22,487
Yeah, I'm a little
worried myself.

1229
01:05:22,487 --> 01:05:24,489
He was really
pissed at me
this morning.

1230
01:05:24,489 --> 01:05:26,991
.
Oh, I know. Believe me

1231
01:05:26,991 --> 01:05:29,994
We talk about everything.
He's practically my
best friend at this point.

1232
01:05:29,994 --> 01:05:31,496
You just met him
two days ago.

1233
01:05:31,496 --> 01:05:32,997
You know what,
blow me, Ronald.

1234
01:05:32,997 --> 01:05:34,999
It's not my problem
if you're too
goddamn afraid

1235
01:05:34,999 --> 01:05:37,001
to tell another man
that you love him.

1236
01:05:37,001 --> 01:05:38,503
What is his
cell phone number?

1237
01:05:38,503 --> 01:05:40,004
I don't know.
I don't have it.

1238
01:05:40,004 --> 01:05:41,005
I've got it.

1239
01:05:42,507 --> 01:05:44,509
Here, no, no, no.
I'll talk to him.
I'll talk to him.

1240
01:05:44,509 --> 01:05:45,510
He's not gonna
recognize your voice.

1241
01:05:51,432 --> 01:05:52,717
Hello?

1242
01:05:53,051 --> 01:05:55,053
Timbo,
you're missing the show.

1243
01:05:55,053 --> 01:05:55,937
Deanzie!

1244
01:05:55,937 --> 01:05:59,891
I miss you.
I miss your smile.

1245
01:05:59,891 --> 01:06:02,193
Yeah, yeah,
I miss your smile, too
. What are you doing?

1246
01:06:02,193 --> 01:06:04,228
I'm high on drugs.

1247
01:06:04,228 --> 01:06:07,565
I'm a 110 % blotto.

1248
01:06:07,565 --> 01:06:09,817
Where are you, buddy?
I'll come meet you
right now.

1249
01:06:09,817 --> 01:06:11,452
You wanna party,
Deanzie?

1250
01:06:11,452 --> 01:06:12,787
Yeah, you know me.

1251
01:06:12,787 --> 01:06:13,571
Good.

1252
01:06:13,905 --> 01:06:14,906
.
Bree, Deanzie
wants to party

1253
01:06:14,906 --> 01:06:15,907
Yeah!

1254
01:06:16,124 --> 01:06:16,958
How does he get here?

1255
01:06:18,293 --> 01:06:20,628
I used to worship
these guys.

1256
01:06:20,628 --> 01:06:22,413
I thought
they were like
, terrific

1257
01:06:22,914 --> 01:06:23,915
and important
and like...

1258
01:06:25,883 --> 01:06:30,221
And like, they were
good to other people
and they did the right thing

1259
01:06:30,221 --> 01:06:33,591
and they were special
like the Founding Fathers
of America.

1260
01:06:33,591 --> 01:06:35,093
Like Thomas Jefferson.

1261
01:06:35,093 --> 01:06:37,011
Yes! NTS.

1262
01:06:37,011 --> 01:06:38,513
Bree, not too shabby.

1263
01:06:39,430 --> 01:06:40,431
Ron...
What?

1264
01:06:40,431 --> 01:06:42,433
Is there something
wrong with your van?

1265
01:06:42,433 --> 01:06:43,935
.
No, there's nothin
g wrong with the van

1266
01:06:43,935 --> 01:06:45,653
Why is it
going so slow?

1267
01:06:45,987 --> 01:06:47,488
I don't
wanna mess around
and get a ticket.

1268
01:06:47,488 --> 01:06:48,990
Ron,
the car's gonna stall

1269
01:06:48,990 --> 01:06:49,991
if you go any
slower than this.

1270
01:06:50,491 --> 01:06:52,493
Look, there's a turtle,
that's going faster than us.

1271
01:06:52,493 --> 01:06:53,494
Where?
- She's kidding, Ron.

1272
01:06:53,494 --> 01:06:54,329
There he is.

1273
01:06:54,696 --> 01:06:56,698
You're smart.
You are.

1274
01:06:57,198 --> 01:07:01,703
And you're pretty,
and you're sweet,
and you're insightful.

1275
01:07:01,703 --> 01:07:03,504
You're insightful.
Like a guidance counselor.

1276
01:07:05,006 --> 01:07:07,675
And your smile,
just then,
when you do that.

1277
01:07:07,675 --> 01:07:12,046
.
Don't do that
'cause it makes me,
like, happy. Too happy

1278
01:07:12,046 --> 01:07:16,684
And you don't have to do
those things that you do
with, like, strangers.

1279
01:07:17,185 --> 01:07:19,187
You're good,
and you don't need
to do that.

1280
01:07:19,187 --> 01:07:21,022
You're so sweet, Tim.

1281
01:07:21,022 --> 01:07:24,308
But, you know,
we're all just
selling something.

1282
01:07:24,308 --> 01:07:27,612
A fuck, dope,
insurance.

1283
01:07:27,612 --> 01:07:30,531
What about that guy
you had to bribe for
that award or whatever?

1284
01:07:30,531 --> 01:07:33,067
It's like we're all
just selling something.

1285
01:07:33,067 --> 01:07:37,538
I know,
and it's a major bummer.
You just bummed me out.

1286
01:07:37,538 --> 01:07:39,874
.
What you said
just bummed me out

1287
01:07:39,874 --> 01:07:42,960
I'm so bummed out
right now.

1288
01:07:46,381 --> 01:07:48,383
I'm so bummed out.

1289
01:07:49,884 --> 01:07:51,386
I'm so bummed out.

1290
01:07:58,643 --> 01:08:02,180
.
Oh, man.
This place is bad news

1291
01:08:02,180 --> 01:08:04,182
All right, look.
You guys go in
the front door,

1292
01:08:04,182 --> 01:08:05,683
I'm gonna go
around back.

1293
01:08:05,683 --> 01:08:06,984
Sounds good, Rambo.

1294
01:08:07,402 --> 01:08:09,904
Do you know what
an RIP license app is?

1295
01:08:09,904 --> 01:08:11,406
You don't, do you?
You don't even know.

1296
01:08:11,856 --> 01:08:14,409
You're probably uninsured.
You have it all figured out.

1297
01:08:14,909 --> 01:08:16,411
I bet you don't even
have a toothbrush.

1298
01:08:16,411 --> 01:08:17,245
Come on, Tim, don't.

1299
01:08:17,745 --> 01:08:18,830
What?

1300
01:08:18,830 --> 01:08:19,697
Hey!

1301
01:08:24,585 --> 01:08:27,922
We don't want any trouble.
We're just here
to get our friend.

1302
01:08:27,922 --> 01:08:29,874
I got a fuckin
g toothbrush.

1303
01:08:32,176 --> 01:08:33,461
That's enough.

1304
01:08:33,461 --> 01:08:34,796
Gary, he's cool.
I said he's cool.

1305
01:08:35,213 --> 01:08:36,514
Don't do that
to Bree.

1306
01:08:36,514 --> 01:08:38,099
Don't push!
Don't push Bree.

1307
01:08:40,017 --> 01:08:42,520
Hey, whoa, whoa.
Can we help you?

1308
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:45,273
Yeah, maybe you can.
I'm looking for
a friend of mine.

1309
01:08:45,273 --> 01:08:48,776
He's a skinny guy,
wearing a suit and tie.
Have you seen him?

1310
01:08:50,111 --> 01:08:51,446
Eat me, cop.

1311
01:08:51,446 --> 01:08:53,481
I'm not a cop,
Joan Jett.

1312
01:08:53,481 --> 01:08:55,483
,
So, clean out your ears
and tell me...
You know what, man

1313
01:08:55,483 --> 01:08:57,535
what's your fuckin
g problem? Really?
I don't have a problem.

1314
01:08:57,535 --> 01:08:58,319
Look, I'm just
asking a question.

1315
01:08:58,820 --> 01:08:59,821
You want
a little piece
of this?

1316
01:08:59,821 --> 01:09:01,405
No, I don't... Ow!

1317
01:09:01,405 --> 01:09:03,241
No, stop!
Okay, that's enough.

1318
01:09:03,741 --> 01:09:04,492
Hey, stop!

1319
01:09:06,377 --> 01:09:07,962
- Here, grab my hand.
- Grab his hand!

1320
01:09:07,962 --> 01:09:09,714
Grab my hand.
I'm trying to help you up.
Grab my hand.

1321
01:09:10,214 --> 01:09:11,215
Let him help you.

1322
01:09:11,215 --> 01:09:12,216
What are we gonna do?

1323
01:09:14,719 --> 01:09:15,720
Come on.

1324
01:09:16,220 --> 01:09:17,472
Come on?

1325
01:09:17,472 --> 01:09:19,307
Hey. Hey, Hey!

1326
01:09:22,260 --> 01:09:24,095
Who's this motherfucker?

1327
01:09:24,095 --> 01:09:27,598
I may look like
some suit wearing
businessman to y'all,

1328
01:09:27,598 --> 01:09:31,068
truth is,
I'm straight up gangster.

1329
01:09:31,068 --> 01:09:35,573
And I always keep
one in the chamber
in case you pondering.

1330
01:09:37,024 --> 01:09:38,526
So, I suggest
for the time being,

1331
01:09:38,526 --> 01:09:40,444
you let my nigger be,
motherfucker.

1332
01:09:46,951 --> 01:09:48,619
Come on. Get up.

1333
01:09:54,041 --> 01:09:55,343
Indeed.

1334
01:10:02,466 --> 01:10:03,768
Timbo!

1335
01:10:13,694 --> 01:10:15,196
What about Ziegler?

1336
01:10:15,696 --> 01:10:17,448
Ziegler will be coming.
Just start the car.

1337
01:10:18,733 --> 01:10:20,234
Bye, butterscotch.

1338
01:10:20,701 --> 01:10:21,986
See you tomorrow.

1339
01:10:21,986 --> 01:10:23,487
.
Butterscotch,
come back. Come on

1340
01:10:23,487 --> 01:10:24,822
Just go back inside.

1341
01:10:24,822 --> 01:10:26,741
Here, here, here.
Take a beer for the road.

1342
01:10:30,328 --> 01:10:31,829
There he is,
there he is. Stop.

1343
01:10:31,829 --> 01:10:33,831
Don't stop.
Don't stop.

1344
01:10:33,831 --> 01:10:34,832
I'll catch up.

1345
01:10:34,832 --> 01:10:36,667
- Just go slowly.
- Where you going?

1346
01:10:37,084 --> 01:10:39,086
I thought you were gonna
kick the shit out of us?

1347
01:10:39,086 --> 01:10:40,087
No, no.

1348
01:10:41,923 --> 01:10:43,841
Come on, faggot.
We're just getting
to know you, bro.

1349
01:10:43,841 --> 01:10:45,343
Hey, wait,
wait up for me, wait.

1350
01:10:45,593 --> 01:10:47,478
Bree, What are you doing?
Bree, get back here.

1351
01:10:47,478 --> 01:10:49,313
Who are you?
I'm friends
with that dude.

1352
01:10:49,313 --> 01:10:50,264
You're friends
with Timbo?
Yeah. Fuck, yeah!

1353
01:10:50,765 --> 01:10:51,766
I'm his best friend.
Get in there.

1354
01:10:52,767 --> 01:10:55,152
Move. Hit it, Ronimal.

1355
01:10:55,152 --> 01:10:58,439
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

1356
01:10:58,439 --> 01:10:59,857
My God, you guys.

1357
01:10:59,857 --> 01:11:01,108
You know her?
Yeah.

1358
01:11:01,108 --> 01:11:02,610
Yeah, you know me.
She's my friend.

1359
01:11:02,610 --> 01:11:04,111
Yes, I've been...
'Cause she's like,
"He's my friend."

1360
01:11:04,111 --> 01:11:05,112
I was like,
"Yeah, he's my friend.

1361
01:11:05,613 --> 01:11:06,998
"Get in the van."
What are we doing here?

1362
01:11:06,998 --> 01:11:08,449
Timbo, what the hell
happened back there?

1363
01:11:08,449 --> 01:11:10,451
I don't know.
I was on the floor
getting kicked,

1364
01:11:10,451 --> 01:11:12,954
and then I looked up
and Ronald was like,

1365
01:11:12,954 --> 01:11:14,956
talking like
a ghetto person.
He was.

1366
01:11:14,956 --> 01:11:17,875
I don't like to brag,
but I do a pretty
convincing Omar

1367
01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:20,378
from the HBO program
The Wire.

1368
01:11:20,378 --> 01:11:23,264
"At least those
crackers back yonder
seemed to buy it."

1369
01:11:23,264 --> 01:11:25,766
I love it. Crackers.

1370
01:11:26,267 --> 01:11:28,302
That's exactly like
they say it, Ronimal.

1371
01:11:28,803 --> 01:11:30,855
Put them up.
That's incredible.

1372
01:11:30,855 --> 01:11:32,857
Watch this guy,
he's got tricks.
I'm telling you.

1373
01:11:34,141 --> 01:11:35,643
Good night.
Good night.

1374
01:11:35,643 --> 01:11:37,144
Bree!
No, Tim.

1375
01:11:39,146 --> 01:11:40,147
Why don't you
come back with me?

1376
01:11:40,531 --> 01:11:41,482
Oh, no,
that's not gonna happen.

1377
01:11:41,482 --> 01:11:42,984
Thanks for
being so cool.

1378
01:11:45,119 --> 01:11:45,953
I love you.

1379
01:11:46,821 --> 01:11:48,322
Jesus.

1380
01:11:48,656 --> 01:11:50,574
I love you, too.

1381
01:11:53,077 --> 01:11:54,578
I love you so much

1382
01:12:04,889 --> 01:12:06,724
You could fuck me
in the ass if you want.

1383
01:12:06,724 --> 01:12:09,677
Oh, no. Okay.

1384
01:12:09,677 --> 01:12:10,928
Maybe another
time, Timbo.

1385
01:12:11,228 --> 01:12:12,730
I have heard
about that.

1386
01:12:12,730 --> 01:12:13,731
Good night.
I wanna do that.

1387
01:12:13,731 --> 01:12:14,649
Bye-bye.
Wait.

1388
01:12:15,149 --> 01:12:16,651
Night-night, Tim.
Bree.

1389
01:12:16,651 --> 01:12:19,153
This is
a great place you got.
We gotta hit the road.

1390
01:12:24,525 --> 01:12:27,528
Her eyes are
like round oceans.
- Yeah.

1391
01:12:27,528 --> 01:12:29,030
And her freckles.

1392
01:12:29,030 --> 01:12:32,033
But she's a prostitute
and I sold my soul
a little.

1393
01:12:32,033 --> 01:12:34,035
All right, Timbo.
Just keep it down.

1394
01:12:34,035 --> 01:12:36,253
Bree sells her body,

1395
01:12:37,254 --> 01:12:39,757
.
But I sold my soul

1396
01:12:39,757 --> 01:12:41,375
Okay.
Why don't you guys
get some sleep.

1397
01:12:41,375 --> 01:12:44,462
I'll stay up with him
and make sure he doesn't
chew his arm off.

1398
01:12:48,299 --> 01:12:52,053
Listen,
whatever you did, buddy,
you had to do,

1399
01:12:52,553 --> 01:12:54,055
and I ain't saying squat.

1400
01:12:57,975 --> 01:12:59,060
I sold my soul, Dean.

1401
01:12:59,060 --> 01:13:00,561
I know, I know.

1402
01:13:02,563 --> 01:13:04,065
Okay, lie down.

1403
01:13:11,288 --> 01:13:14,909
%% You promised to bring me
a pocket of posies

1404
01:13:14,909 --> 01:13:18,913
%% You promised to bring me
a pocket of posies

1405
01:13:19,413 --> 01:13:22,416
%% You promised to bring me
a pocket of posies

1406
01:13:22,416 --> 01:13:26,220
%% Johnny's so long
at the fair

1407
01:13:26,220 --> 01:13:28,723
?
%% Oh, dear!
What can the matter be

1408
01:13:28,723 --> 01:13:30,725
?
%% Oh, dear!
What can the matter be

1409
01:13:30,725 --> 01:13:32,226
)
(PHONE RINGING

1410
01:13:32,226 --> 01:13:34,729
?
%% Oh, dear!
What can the matter be

1411
01:13:34,729 --> 01:13:38,516
%% Johnny's so long
at the fair %%

1412
01:13:38,516 --> 01:13:43,821
Joan, I'm sorry
I called you a prostitute.
You're not a prostitute. I am.

1413
01:13:43,821 --> 01:13:45,823
You're just
a really nice lady.

1414
01:13:46,323 --> 01:13:48,159
It's okay.

1415
01:13:59,286 --> 01:14:00,921
Bill?
Hey, Ron.

1416
01:14:00,921 --> 01:14:02,840
Bill? What are
you doing here?

1417
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:04,091
Hey, Tim.

1418
01:14:04,091 --> 01:14:05,209
Joan.

1419
01:14:05,209 --> 01:14:06,510
The Kroger. I love it.

1420
01:14:06,761 --> 01:14:08,596
Ziegler, Jesus.
What the hell is this?

1421
01:14:08,596 --> 01:14:10,714
Some kind of
goddamn pajama party
or something?

1422
01:14:10,714 --> 01:14:12,633
No, it's a circle
jerk, Bill.

1423
01:14:12,633 --> 01:14:14,135
Drop your pants
and grab some lube.

1424
01:14:14,135 --> 01:14:17,104
Oh, that's nice.
No, I'm here to give some
good news to someone.

1425
01:14:17,605 --> 01:14:19,607
Orin called me.
He tipped me off,

1426
01:14:19,607 --> 01:14:21,108
I don't know
how the hell
you did it,

1427
01:14:22,109 --> 01:14:23,444
but we won.

1428
01:14:23,444 --> 01:14:25,446
And, well,
it's the darndest thing,

1429
01:14:25,446 --> 01:14:27,448
it seems like winning
four awards in a row

1430
01:14:27,448 --> 01:14:30,734
has made us look
pretty attractive
to certain folks.

1431
01:14:30,734 --> 01:14:32,236
Mike Pyle is buying
BrownStar.

1432
01:14:32,236 --> 01:14:33,737
?
You're selling

1433
01:14:33,737 --> 01:14:35,239
That's why
I drove down here.

1434
01:14:35,656 --> 01:14:37,158
Gonna sign the contracts
in the morning.

1435
01:14:37,158 --> 01:14:40,161
Boy, it's a super
deal, too. Super.

1436
01:14:40,161 --> 01:14:42,630
Only snag is,
and you gotta know,

1437
01:14:42,630 --> 01:14:45,132
I fought like
a goddamn wild cat
on this.

1438
01:14:45,132 --> 01:14:48,636
Pyle is shutting down
the Brown Valley office.

1439
01:14:52,173 --> 01:14:54,141
What?

1440
01:14:54,141 --> 01:14:57,845
No, don't worry about it.
I got Pyle to fold you
in to the Milwaukee office.

1441
01:14:59,763 --> 01:15:00,764
Bill...

1442
01:15:00,764 --> 01:15:02,399
No, stop it.
Do not thank me.

1443
01:15:02,399 --> 01:15:06,570
Do not thank me.
You earned it. You earned it.
It was all you.

1444
01:15:06,570 --> 01:15:09,106
Tell you what,
why don't you get some sleep
and we'll talk in the a.m.

1445
01:15:09,106 --> 01:15:11,108
Does that sound good to you?
That's what we'll do.

1446
01:15:11,609 --> 01:15:12,610
All right. Ron.

1447
01:15:36,133 --> 01:15:37,134
Hello?

1448
01:15:37,635 --> 01:15:39,637
Hey, Kurt Gambsky,
it's Tim Lippe.

1449
01:15:40,137 --> 01:15:41,856
Hey. It's Tim Lippe.

1450
01:15:41,856 --> 01:15:45,693
I am awful sorry to
bother you at this hour,

1451
01:15:45,693 --> 01:15:49,446
but, Kurt, I have to
ask you something.

1452
01:15:52,233 --> 01:15:53,534
I'm sorry
to call you so late.

1453
01:15:53,868 --> 01:15:55,202
I'm calling on behalf
of Tim Lippe.

1454
01:15:55,202 --> 01:15:57,454
Oh, Tim Lippe, yes.
Go ahead.

1455
01:15:57,905 --> 01:15:59,206
I'm not selling anything,

1456
01:15:59,206 --> 01:16:01,792
I just wanna explain
something to you
for two minutes.

1457
01:16:01,792 --> 01:16:02,626
Do you have
two minutes?

1458
01:16:02,626 --> 01:16:04,545
Of course.

1459
01:16:05,045 --> 01:16:06,547
Well, he certainly
values you as a customer
and I was just wondering,

1460
01:16:06,964 --> 01:16:08,215
if he needed to
reach out to you,

1461
01:16:08,215 --> 01:16:09,583
would you be willing
to help him out?

1462
01:16:09,583 --> 01:16:11,085
You bet. Tim rocks.

1463
01:16:19,260 --> 01:16:20,895
Here we go.

1464
01:16:20,895 --> 01:16:26,433
,
It is my privilege
to announce
the Two Diamond winner

1465
01:16:26,433 --> 01:16:28,936
our friends from
BrownStar Insurance,

1466
01:16:28,936 --> 01:16:31,772
Bill Krogstad,
I see you there.
Come on, come on.

1467
01:16:31,772 --> 01:16:34,408
Front row,
he's in the front row.
Let's hear it for him.

1468
01:16:34,408 --> 01:16:37,328
Oh, man, this is great.
Thanks, Orin.

1469
01:16:37,828 --> 01:16:39,330
This is so great.

1470
01:16:39,330 --> 01:16:42,082
I think this is kind of
a bittersweet honor, folks,

1471
01:16:42,082 --> 01:16:46,086
because,
after 25-plus years,

1472
01:16:46,086 --> 01:16:47,588
I'm gonna be
selling BrownStar.

1473
01:16:48,088 --> 01:16:50,591
Yeah, to this son
of a gun right here,
Mike Pyle.

1474
01:16:50,591 --> 01:16:52,042
Let's hear it for him.
Come on up here, Mike.

1475
01:16:59,350 --> 01:17:01,385
Bill and I wanted to
take this opportunity

1476
01:17:01,385 --> 01:17:04,104
to finally put
pen to paper
on our deal.

1477
01:17:04,104 --> 01:17:05,439
Guys,
hold on a minute.

1478
01:17:07,224 --> 01:17:08,225
Tim Lippe, everyone.

1479
01:17:10,728 --> 01:17:11,729
Hi, everyone.

1480
01:17:13,530 --> 01:17:17,534
As you just heard,
Mike Pyle wants
to buy BrownStar,

1481
01:17:17,534 --> 01:17:19,987
but only
if it's a Two Diamond
rated agency.

1482
01:17:19,987 --> 01:17:23,457
And for good reason,
because the Two Diamond Award

1483
01:17:23,457 --> 01:17:27,578
is synonymous
with modesty, integrity
and hard work.

1484
01:17:29,830 --> 01:17:32,833
Which is why
it might surprise you
to find out

1485
01:17:32,833 --> 01:17:36,804
what I actually did
to win this award.

1486
01:17:36,804 --> 01:17:40,808
I went into
my one-on-one session
with Orin

1487
01:17:41,809 --> 01:17:43,811
in the Tiffany Suite,

1488
01:17:43,811 --> 01:17:48,265
and we engaged
in a filthy act

1489
01:17:48,766 --> 01:17:51,018
of which I am
totally ashamed.

1490
01:17:51,902 --> 01:17:57,024
I let Orin inside of me,

1491
01:17:57,024 --> 01:18:00,828
where he tainted
the most sacred
and special part of me.

1492
01:18:05,699 --> 01:18:07,534
Of course,
I'm talking about
my integrity,

1493
01:18:09,503 --> 01:18:10,754
which I thought
was priceless,

1494
01:18:10,754 --> 01:18:13,757
but turns out
it's only worth $1,500

1495
01:18:14,258 --> 01:18:16,460
because that's
what I paid Orin
to get this award.

1496
01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:18,962
Tim, I think there's
some mistake here.

1497
01:18:19,430 --> 01:18:20,264
No mistake.

1498
01:18:20,264 --> 01:18:22,766
No, I think
I have receipts
for the back dues.

1499
01:18:23,267 --> 01:18:24,802
You can't hide
from the truth, Orin.

1500
01:18:27,304 --> 01:18:28,806
When I got to
Cedar Rapids,

1501
01:18:28,806 --> 01:18:30,941
I was scared
and I trusted
the wrong people.

1502
01:18:30,941 --> 01:18:33,444
I thought,
because I was from
a small town,

1503
01:18:33,444 --> 01:18:34,862
I couldn't think
for myself.

1504
01:18:34,862 --> 01:18:37,648
Boy, was that a mistake.

1505
01:18:37,648 --> 01:18:40,451
ASMI deserves an award
that actually stands
for something,

1506
01:18:40,451 --> 01:18:44,455
and I just hope
that by the time
I come back next year,

1507
01:18:44,455 --> 01:18:46,240
maybe I will have
shown you that

1508
01:18:46,657 --> 01:18:49,493
I really understand
what that means again.

1509
01:18:53,747 --> 01:18:54,748
I'm really sorry.

1510
01:19:03,006 --> 01:19:05,976
Hey, Bill, the award
was part of the deal.
I know that.

1511
01:19:05,976 --> 01:19:08,679
This is a problem.
We got a real mess here.

1512
01:19:08,679 --> 01:19:10,013
Nothing I can't change.

1513
01:19:10,013 --> 01:19:11,982
You don't have the award.
A deal is a deal.

1514
01:19:11,982 --> 01:19:13,484
It's right there.
You just saw him
give it to me.

1515
01:19:13,484 --> 01:19:14,985
What are you
talking about?
This is a no go.

1516
01:19:15,486 --> 01:19:17,237
This is a no go.

1517
01:19:17,571 --> 01:19:18,572
I'm proud of you, Tim.

1518
01:19:19,073 --> 01:19:19,907
That was
the right thing to do.

1519
01:19:19,907 --> 01:19:22,242
Lippe,
you freaking
goofy bastard.

1520
01:19:22,242 --> 01:19:25,195
After all I did for you,
how dare you?

1521
01:19:25,195 --> 01:19:26,947
You fucked up
a great deal.

1522
01:19:26,947 --> 01:19:30,284
No, that
wasn't a good deal.
It was a dirty deal.

1523
01:19:30,284 --> 01:19:32,619
.
You lied.
Sold us down the river

1524
01:19:32,619 --> 01:19:35,506
And you know what?
I've had enough of it.

1525
01:19:35,506 --> 01:19:37,758
I called a bunch of
my clients last night.
They all said the same thing.

1526
01:19:38,125 --> 01:19:40,627
They said they trust me,
and they want to
stick by me,

1527
01:19:40,627 --> 01:19:41,962
and I wanna
stick by them.

1528
01:19:42,379 --> 01:19:45,883
I'm gonna try to
make a go of this
on my own in Brown Valley.

1529
01:19:45,883 --> 01:19:46,884
You listen to me, kid.

1530
01:19:46,884 --> 01:19:49,887
This is my company
and I'm selling it.

1531
01:19:51,355 --> 01:19:53,857
All right, well,
you'll have to do it
without my clients.

1532
01:19:54,358 --> 01:19:56,360
.
I've already got 17 of the
m committed to me in writing

1533
01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:58,862
Oh, yeah? Really?
We'll see about that.

1534
01:19:59,363 --> 01:20:01,982
It's squeaky clean, Bill.
I've got the faxes right here.

1535
01:20:07,204 --> 01:20:08,705
Son of a bitch!

1536
01:20:15,963 --> 01:20:16,964
You did it.

1537
01:20:17,464 --> 01:20:17,965
That's fighting
the tiger.

1538
01:20:18,799 --> 01:20:20,250
Wow.
Right there.

1539
01:20:20,751 --> 01:20:22,970
Let's get this guy
a cream sherry,
tout de suite.

1540
01:20:22,970 --> 01:20:24,304
Way to stand them down.

1541
01:20:24,304 --> 01:20:25,305
I feel like
I'm gonna throw up

1542
01:20:25,305 --> 01:20:26,673
That was awesome.

1543
01:20:30,344 --> 01:20:31,345
Here you are,
Mr. Lippe.

1544
01:20:32,346 --> 01:20:33,147
Thank you.

1545
01:20:33,147 --> 01:20:34,565
Knock, knock.

1546
01:20:35,516 --> 01:20:37,401
Who's there?

1547
01:20:37,401 --> 01:20:39,403
I don't know.
I'm too doggone tired
to answer the door.

1548
01:20:41,155 --> 01:20:43,941
I love it.
Classic Ronimal.
Almost not a joke.

1549
01:20:45,692 --> 01:20:47,528
I'll tell you what, guys.

1550
01:20:47,528 --> 01:20:50,531
My cousin Bob,
who is loaded
by the way,

1551
01:20:50,531 --> 01:20:53,534
has a cottage in
Lake of the Woods
in Canada.

1552
01:20:55,035 --> 01:20:58,005
This summer,
the three of us.
What do you say?

1553
01:20:58,005 --> 01:21:00,541
More time in
a tightly enclosed space
with Ziegler.

1554
01:21:00,541 --> 01:21:01,792
Sign me up.

1555
01:21:01,792 --> 01:21:04,211
I think it sounds
like an awesome idea.

1556
01:21:04,211 --> 01:21:06,346
Actually, the Ronimal
could use a vacation.

1557
01:21:06,847 --> 01:21:09,132
Done and done.

1558
01:21:09,132 --> 01:21:10,184
Give me some sugar.

1559
01:21:10,684 --> 01:21:11,685
Oh!

1560
01:21:12,186 --> 01:21:14,188
Come on, Timbo.
I love you, pal.

1561
01:21:19,026 --> 01:21:21,945
There she is.
The belle of the ball.

1562
01:21:22,946 --> 01:21:24,948
Until the next ASMI,
my dear.

1563
01:21:25,449 --> 01:21:26,950
Bye, Deanzie.

1564
01:21:26,950 --> 01:21:27,951
Stay foxy.

1565
01:21:28,952 --> 01:21:29,736
Call you tomorrow,
Timbo.

1566
01:21:31,154 --> 01:21:33,040
Bye, Ron.
Bye-bye.

1567
01:21:34,491 --> 01:21:35,993
See you, Ronimal.
Bye.

1568
01:21:39,496 --> 01:21:42,499
So, you keep in touch.

1569
01:21:42,499 --> 01:21:43,500
E-mail,
all that good stuff.

1570
01:21:44,001 --> 01:21:46,086
Yeah, I will.
Of course.

1571
01:21:54,311 --> 01:21:55,812
Thanks, Insurance Man.

1572
01:21:56,813 --> 01:21:57,814
For what?

1573
01:21:59,399 --> 01:22:00,901
For a good time.

1574
01:22:32,683 --> 01:22:33,550
Oh, hey, you.

1575
01:22:34,551 --> 01:22:35,552
Jeez, what happened?

1576
01:22:35,552 --> 01:22:38,639
Well, let's see.

1577
01:22:39,139 --> 01:22:44,278
I got beat up,
and I got completely blotto
on drugs and alcohol,

1578
01:22:44,278 --> 01:22:46,780
and I befriended
a prostitute.

1579
01:22:48,065 --> 01:22:49,866
It was awesome.

1580
01:22:49,866 --> 01:22:53,287
Well, I guess
someone deserves two bags
of honey roasted peanuts.

1581
01:22:53,287 --> 01:22:54,705
Wow, thanks, Sherri.

1582
01:22:54,705 --> 01:22:56,623
You bet.
See you next time.

1583
01:22:59,042 --> 01:23:00,544
Two bags.

1584
01:23:03,547 --> 01:23:04,548
Awesome.

1585
01:23:15,592 --> 01:23:19,096
Why did the psychoanalyst
prescribe anxiety drugs
to the anxious doctor?

1586
01:23:20,597 --> 01:23:22,099
I don't know.

1587
01:23:22,099 --> 01:23:23,600
Because he had
no patience.

1588
01:23:25,102 --> 01:23:26,603
Okay. Ouch!
Okay.

1589
01:23:26,603 --> 01:23:28,071
That was painful.

1590
01:23:28,572 --> 01:23:29,573
Okay, what's
brown and sticky?

1591
01:23:31,074 --> 01:23:32,075
I don't know.
What?

1592
01:23:32,075 --> 01:23:33,577
A stick.

1593
01:23:35,579 --> 01:23:39,282
What do you call
an anorexic with
a yeast infection?

1594
01:23:40,784 --> 01:23:42,786
A quarter-pounder
with cheese.

1595
01:23:42,786 --> 01:23:43,787
Oh, man.
That's gross.

1596
01:23:44,287 --> 01:23:45,505
That's terrible, man.

1597
01:23:45,505 --> 01:23:47,341
Yes, you can.

1598
01:23:47,341 --> 01:23:48,842
No, you can't.
I've heard...

1599
01:23:48,842 --> 01:23:50,844
No, it's not
a wives tale.
You can.

1600
01:23:51,261 --> 01:23:52,629
.
No, you can't
really do that

1601
01:23:52,629 --> 01:23:55,132
The flame would go up
into your bottom and...

1602
01:23:55,132 --> 01:23:56,133
.
No, no, listen

1603
01:23:56,133 --> 01:23:57,551
...blow you up
or something.
You know what?

1604
01:23:57,551 --> 01:24:01,054
I got one in
the chamber right now.
I got one right now.

1605
01:24:03,056 --> 01:24:04,641
Oh, my gosh.

1606
01:24:06,560 --> 01:24:08,278
It went back up
there a little bit.

1607
01:24:16,486 --> 01:24:18,572
Hi, I'm Dean Ziegler.

1608
01:24:18,572 --> 01:24:20,374
Hi, I'm Ronald Wilkes.

1609
01:24:20,374 --> 01:24:22,793
And I'm Tim Lippe.

1610
01:24:22,793 --> 01:24:24,578
There are a lot of
risks out there today.

1611
01:24:24,578 --> 01:24:26,963
Which is why
you need insurance
from the best.

1612
01:24:26,963 --> 01:24:28,965
If you live
in Wisconsin
or Minnesota,

1613
01:24:29,466 --> 01:24:32,469
Top Notch Mutual
has your insurance
needs covered.

1614
01:24:32,969 --> 01:24:34,755
Because,
no matter what happens...

1615
01:24:39,009 --> 01:24:40,010
We got you.
We got you.

1616
01:24:44,147 --> 01:24:45,148
We got you.
We got you.

1617
01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:52,105
Don't worry, little girl.

1618
01:24:52,105 --> 01:24:53,907
We got you.
We got you.

1619
01:24:53,907 --> 01:24:55,409
Remember,
call anytime...

1620
01:24:55,409 --> 01:24:57,277
Day or night.
Because no matter what...

1621
01:25:01,915 --> 01:25:04,418
We got you.
We got you.

1622
01:25:10,924 --> 01:25:14,428
%% Last night I had
the strangest dream

1623
01:25:14,928 --> 01:25:18,932
%% I sailed away to China
In a little row boat
to find ya

1624
01:25:18,932 --> 01:25:23,437
%% And you said you had to get
your laundry cleaned

1625
01:25:23,437 --> 01:25:25,439
%% Didn't want
no one to hold you

1626
01:25:25,439 --> 01:25:27,941
%% What does that mean?
And you said...

1627
01:25:27,941 --> 01:25:29,943
%% Ain't nothin'
gonna break my stride

1628
01:25:29,943 --> 01:25:33,947
%% Nobody gonna slow me down
Oh, no

1629
01:25:33,947 --> 01:25:36,450
'
%% I've got to keep on movin

1630
01:25:36,450 --> 01:25:38,869
%% Ain't nothin'
gonna break my stride

1631
01:25:38,869 --> 01:25:42,372
%% I'm runnin' and
I won't touch ground
Oh, no

1632
01:25:42,372 --> 01:25:45,375
'
%% I've got to keep on movin

1633
01:25:45,375 --> 01:25:49,379
%% You're on the road
and now you pray it lasts

1634
01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:53,884
%% The road behind was rocky
, but now you're feelin' cocky

1635
01:25:53,884 --> 01:25:58,388
%% You look at me
and you see your past

1636
01:25:58,388 --> 01:26:02,392
%% Is that the reason
why you're runnin' so fast

1637
01:26:02,893 --> 01:26:04,895
%% Never let
another girl like you

1638
01:26:05,395 --> 01:26:06,897
%% Work me over

1639
01:26:06,897 --> 01:26:09,399
%% Never let
another girl like you

1640
01:26:09,399 --> 01:26:11,401
%% Drag me under

1641
01:26:11,401 --> 01:26:13,904
%% If I meet
another girl like you

1642
01:26:13,904 --> 01:26:15,906
%% I will tell her

1643
01:26:15,906 --> 01:26:17,407
%% Never want
another girl like you

1644
01:26:17,908 --> 01:26:19,910
%% Have to say, oh

1645
01:26:20,410 --> 01:26:22,412
%% Ain't nothin'
gonna break my stride

1646
01:26:22,412 --> 01:26:25,916
%% Nobody gonna slow me down
Oh, no

1647
01:26:25,916 --> 01:26:28,919
'
%% I've got to keep on movin

1648
01:26:28,919 --> 01:26:30,921
%% Ain't nothin'
gonna break my stride

1649
01:26:30,921 --> 01:26:34,925
%% I'm runnin' and
I won't touch ground
Oh, no

1650
01:26:34,925 --> 01:26:37,928
'
%% I've got to keep on movin

1651
01:26:37,928 --> 01:26:39,429
%% Ain't nothin'
gonna break my stride

1652
01:26:39,930 --> 01:26:43,433
%% Nobody gonna slow me down
Oh, no

1653
01:26:43,433 --> 01:26:45,936
'
%% I've got to keep on movin

1654
01:26:46,436 --> 01:26:48,438
%% Ain't nothin'
gonna break my stride

1655
01:26:48,438 --> 01:26:51,942
%% I'm runnin' and
I won't touch ground
Oh, no %%

1656
01:26:56,004 --> 01:26:57,945
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