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(BIRDS TWEET)

2
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(BUZZING)

3
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(CROW CAWS)

4
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(INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO CONVERSATIONS)

5
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(WHEEL CREAKS)

6
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(CROW CAWS)

7
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(DEVICE BLEEPS)

8
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Shit. It's under.

9
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He doesn't know that.

10
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(CHUCKLES) Yes!

11
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(CAR ENGINE STARTS)

12
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(TIRES SCREECH)
(SIREN WAILS)

13
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(SLIM DUSTY, WHEN THE RAIN
TUMBLES DOWN IN JULY)

14
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(SIREN CONTINUES WAILING)

15
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(CHAIN RATTLES)

16
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(SIREN STOPS)

17
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(SLIM DUSTY'S SONG CONTINUES
PLAYING ON RADIO)

18
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G'day.

19
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Get out of the vehicle.

20
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No worries.

21
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(FLIES BUZZ)

22
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Know how fast you were going?

23
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Faster than I was supposed to,
if you blokes pulled me up.

24
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You shoot pigs for a living?

25
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Bet your life.

26
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(CHUCKLES)

27
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Can you read?

28
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Well, get a bit stuck
on the big words

29
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every now and then, but you know.

30
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Yeah, I can read pretty good.

31
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Then you'd be able to
read the sign back there

32
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with the big one-fuckin'-double-zero
on it, wouldn't you?

33
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You know, I could've sworn I was,

34
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you know, sittin' under 100 there.

35
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(LAUGHS)

36
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You think I'm talking shit?

37
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Struth no.
No, sorry, mate.

38
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No, look, won't happen
again, alright?

39
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Where the fuck you
think you're going?

40
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You bastards. You're
putting me on, aren't you?

41
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You're not really going
to book me, are you?

42
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Can I see your licence, please?

43
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Yeah.

44
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(CAR DOOR CLOSES)

45
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(CHUCKLES)

46
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You're a long way
from home, aren't ya?

47
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Oh, yeah, look, always
travel up north

48
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when I'm doing a bit
of hunting, you know.

49
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Get away from it all.
Not a lot of pigs down south.

50
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Ooh! (CHUCKLES)

51
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This, plus a speeding ticket.

52
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It's an order to take
this car off the road

53
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for good.

54
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Tires are as bald as a baby's ass.

55
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I'm amazed it's even running.

56
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Body looks like you've thrown
it off a fuckin' cliff!

57
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Come on.

58
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Now you take this piece
of shit back to town,

59
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and then you get the fuck
back where you came from.

60
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I don't want to see your ugly
mug around here ever again.

61
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You understand?

62
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Or is that too many
big words for you?

63
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Mate, you sure you
want to give me this?

64
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Bet your life.

65
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You have a nice day.

66
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Ta!

67
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(CAR ENGINE STARTS)

68
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(TIRES SCREECH)

69
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(LAUGHS) Yo fuckin' asshole.

70
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Oh, man.

71
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That's how we keep our
quotas up out here, son.

72
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'Oh, man. You sure you
want to give me this?'

73
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Yeah. Pretty sure you just got
that rusted piece of shit

74
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taken off the road, too.

75
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Fuckin' dickhead.

76
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Oh, man, did you see
the look on his face?

77
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What a redneck moron. (LAUGHS)

78
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(GUNSHOT)

79
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Jesus! Fuck! Fuck!

80
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Aaah! Fuck!

81
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(SCREAMS)

82
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(WHISTLES 'WALTZING MATILDA')

83
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(FLIES BUZZ)

84
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(CONTINUES WHISTLING)

85
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(LAUGHS) Shot!

86
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(MAN GROANS)

87
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Where the bloody hell do
you think you're going?

88
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(COUGHS)

89
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You're crazy, you are! You...

90
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Not me leg. I think it's broken.

91
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Hmm.

92
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(BONES CRACK)
(SCREAMS)

93
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Oh, shut up, you big crybaby.

94
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(SCREAMS)

95
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That'll do, pig.

96
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What do you think
you're fuckin' doing?

97
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(SCREAMS)

98
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You know, your little mate's right.

99
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I am a pig shooter.

100
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You know what I do to pigs
who won't stop squealing?

101
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I make 'em stop!

102
00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,500
(CRIES)

103
00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,500
Fuck me.

104
00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:16,800
You stupid pair of bastards.

105
00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,200
(WHEEZES)

106
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,300
Look at the fuckin'
mess you made, huh?

107
00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:22,300
Now, I gotta clean it up.

108
00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:26,100
They'll fuckin' find us!

109
00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:28,400
They'll find the fuckin'
car and then they'll...

110
00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,700
(SCREAMS)

111
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,700
(WHINES) Fuck.

112
00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:45,400
(MICK CHUCKLES)

113
00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,700
I want to see my kids.

114
00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:49,800
Aww.

115
00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,700
(SOBS) Why?

116
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,300
Mate... Mate, wait.

117
00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,400
I can make the ticket
go away, mate.

118
00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:09,200
Or I can make you go away.

119
00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,400
(GASPS)

120
00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:16,300
(SCREAMS)

121
00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:27,300
(EXPLOSION)

122
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,200
(STEPPENWOLF, BORN TO BE WILD)

123
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Bonsoir.

124
00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,900
<i>? Get your motor runnin'</i>

125
00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:04,700
<i>? Head out on the highway</i>

126
00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:07,900
<i>? Lookin' for adventure</i>

127
00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:12,300
<i>? And whatever comes our way</i>

128
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:15,600
<i>? Yeah, darlin', go make it happen</i>

129
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:19,400
<i>? Take the world in a love embrace</i>

130
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:22,400
<i>? Fire all of your guns at once</i>

131
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,600
<i>? And explode into space</i>

132
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,800
<i>? I like smoke and lightning</i>

133
00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,900
<i>? Heavy metal thunder</i>

134
00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:35,300
<i>? Racin' with the wind</i>

135
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:37,800
<i>? And the feelin' that I'm under</i>

136
00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:42,400
<i>? Yeah, darlin', go make it happen</i>

137
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:45,700
<i>? Take the world in a love embrace</i>

138
00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:48,500
<i>? Fire all your guns at once</i>

139
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:51,700
<i>? And explode into space</i>

140
00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:54,900
<i>? Like a true nature's child</i>

141
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,800
<i>? We were born, born to be wild</i>

142
00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,700
<i>? We can climb so high</i>

143
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:04,500
<i>? I never wanna die</i>

144
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:08,900
<i>? Born to be wild</i>

145
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,700
<i>? Born to be wild. ?</i>

146
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,500
(CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)

147
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:30,500
(PLAYS HARMONICA)

148
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,700
Bravo, bravo.

149
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:13,900
(PLAYS HARMONICA)

150
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,900
(LAUGHS)

151
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,300
Hey!

152
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,800
Hello.

153
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,600
(CHAIN RATTLES)

154
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,800
RUTGER: Cool.

155
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,500
(TIRES SCREECH)

156
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,400
Hey! Thank you!

157
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,400
Thank you.

158
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,000
MAN: Have a good trip.

159
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,900
(HORN HONKS)

160
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,700
(LAUGHS)

161
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,900
(GIGGLES)

162
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,000
Awesome.

163
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:38,900
They are so cute, I love them.

164
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,500
What are they called again?

165
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:43,100
The little black one's
called Nutella.

166
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:48,400
I know it's brown, but it was
my daughter's idea of a joke.

167
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,800
The little one with the
broken horn is called Casper.

168
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,800
And the other one, that's Marley.

169
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,100
- OK.
- KATARINA: Thank you so much.

170
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:58,400
- It's alright.
- Here we are.

171
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,400
(GOATS BLEAT)

172
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,800
Bye-bye, kids.

173
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:06,000
KATARINA: Oops. (LAUGHS)

174
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,600
- Thank you. Auf Wiedersehen.
- WOMAN: See ya. OK.

175
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,800
- See ya, love.
- RUTGER: Thank you very much.

176
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,600
(IMITATES GOAT BLEATING AND LAUGHS)

177
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,700
(KATARINA LAUGHS)

178
00:18:57,900 --> 00:19:00,600
(KATARINA STRAINS)

179
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,600
So cool!

180
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:49,800
(YODELS)

181
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000
(LAUGHS)

182
00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,800
(CHILDREN CHATTER)

183
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,800
- (DOG BARKS)
- Oops.

184
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,600
- Hello, and goodbye.
- (BOTH LAUGH)

185
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,100
Alright, if you keep fighting,
you're gonna go back to the car.

186
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:29,500
(HORN HONKS)

187
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,400
Motherfucker!

188
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:41,900
What's wrong with you people?
You afraid to stop or something?

189
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:38,000
Yahtzee.

190
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:07,700
(? OMINOUS MUSIC)

191
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:30,200
(CHAINS RATTLE)

192
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:04,600
(BOTH HUM A TUNE)

193
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,100
(DISTANT SOUND OF AN ENGINE)

194
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,200
(CHAINS RATTLE)

195
00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:51,700
What the bloody hell are you
buggers doing out here?

196
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,700
This is a national park.
You can't camp here, mate.

197
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,200
Sorry, we did not know
that was the case.

198
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,500
About national parks, I mean.

199
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,500
No signs here.

200
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,900
Oh, well, don't get your
knickers in a knot, mate,

201
00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:10,700
I'm not a ranger or anything.

202
00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:13,700
Look at this bloody fire, mate.
You haven't put it out properly.

203
00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:17,200
All this bloody saltbush around
here is dry as a nun's nasty.

204
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,900
You know, one spark, the whole
bloody place will go up!

205
00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:23,500
Ah... I did put some water on it.

206
00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:25,000
Yeah? (CHUCKLES)

207
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,700
For all the good you've done,

208
00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:28,600
you may as well have
pissed on it, eh?

209
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,900
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

210
00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:31,700
It was a good thing
I found you, huh?

211
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:33,700
Name's Mick.

212
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,100
Rutger.

213
00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:38,200
Rutger. Rutger! Eh!

214
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,000
Kraut, are ya?

215
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,700
I'm from Germany.

216
00:25:42,700 --> 00:25:44,600
Yeah, they usually are.
(CHUCKLES)

217
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:48,800
OK.

218
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,600
Oh.

219
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,100
Heil, froo-lein. (CHUCKLES)

220
00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:55,300
(CHUCKLES) Hi.

221
00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:57,700
Little bit of German for you.

222
00:25:57,700 --> 00:25:59,700
It's good. 'Fr�ulein'.

223
00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:04,300
As I was saying, mate, if
the rangers did find you,

224
00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:07,300
you'd be charged, right? You
wouldn't want that, would you?

225
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:10,000
(STAMMERS) No.

226
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,600
As a matter of fact, mate,
I'm going back through town,

227
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:14,500
so I can give you a lift, OK?

228
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:17,500
You know, and set you up in a
caravan park for the night.

229
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,000
Right? Yeah?

230
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,500
You wouldn't want to be hiking
back into town, would you?

231
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:26,800
No, we were hoping to
get lift tomorrow.

232
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,500
Like I said, there's no signs here,

233
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,700
so did not think we were
doing anything wrong.

234
00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:35,100
Well, I'm offering you a
lift, mate, you know.

235
00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:37,700
So you won't get caught.
(CHUCKLES)

236
00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:42,500
Are you sure there's no camping
here? I checked on the map.

237
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,200
I just said so, didn't I?

238
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,800
Well, yes, but... um...

239
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:56,200
Well, you calling me a liar?

240
00:26:57,500 --> 00:27:03,700
Look, I'm gonna give you one
last chance to help you out.

241
00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:05,100
Alright?

242
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,800
Thank you, but we will stay.

243
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,900
Sorry about the fire and for
making you come out of your way.

244
00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:21,600
Don't you turn your back
on me, you Nazi bastard!

245
00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:26,100
(GROANS)

246
00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:28,900
(SCREAMS)

247
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:35,100
So, let me hear you talk
back now, you dopey cunt.

248
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:36,600
Rutger!

249
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,900
(SCREAMS) Rutger!

250
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,200
(SOBS) Rutger!

251
00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:43,100
(CHUCKLES)

252
00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:44,900
Rutger! (SCREAMS)

253
00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:46,800
Let me go!

254
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,200
Let me go! (SCREAMS)

255
00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:52,100
(GRUNTS)

256
00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:53,800
(SCREAMS)

257
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,300
Oh, ho, ho!

258
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,600
- (SCREAMS)
- (CHUCKLES)

259
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:06,900
Keep still. Keep still.
Keep fucking still!

260
00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:09,600
Now put your hands together.

261
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,300
Put your fucking hands together,

262
00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:15,300
or I'll spread your nose
all over your face.

263
00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:21,100
Now, look, I didn't
want to do you here,

264
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:24,900
but your stupid fucking
boyfriend forced me.

265
00:28:24,900 --> 00:28:28,200
And now, why wait, eh?

266
00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:30,700
(GASPS)

267
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,800
Anyways, my name's Mick Taylor.

268
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,200
Pleased to meet you. (CHUCKLES)

269
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:48,900
I still don't know what
you friggin' tourists

270
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,300
see in this place.

271
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:55,800
I mean, is this the way you
spend your life, froo-lein?

272
00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:01,300
Eh? Coming out here and
shitting in our backyard?

273
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:06,000
Is that what it's all about, eh?
Is it, eh?

274
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,600
I'm talking to you.

275
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:08,900
- Talking to you!
- (SOBS)

276
00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:12,100
Oh, ho, ho!

277
00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:14,800
(GRUNTS)

278
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,700
- Look at that, eh?
- (SCREAMS)

279
00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:21,000
(MICK CHUCKLES AND GRUNTS)

280
00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:28,100
(KATARINA SCREAMS)

281
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,600
(FABRIC RIPS)

282
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,200
Cookies! (CHUCKLES)

283
00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:41,700
Rutger!

284
00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:53,700
Rutger!

285
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,800
Rutger, no!

286
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,900
(RUTGER SCREAMS)

287
00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:07,800
(RUTGER SCREAMS)

288
00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:12,900
(KATARINA SCREAMS)

289
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:16,700
(SCREAMS)
(MICK GRUNTS)

290
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,300
- Hey?
- (GURGLES)

291
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,100
(STRAINS)

292
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,200
Shit!

293
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,600
He's tougher than a pig.
(CHUCKLES)

294
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,200
Where you crawling
off to, froo-lein?

295
00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:51,100
(SCREAMS)

296
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:52,800
(CHOKING SOUND)
(GASPS)

297
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,900
Now,

298
00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:57,100
I promise you,

299
00:30:57,100 --> 00:31:04,800
we're gonna spend a nice,
long, few months together.

300
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,000
(MICK CHUCKLES)

301
00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:39,100
(MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO)

302
00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:05,800
There we go!

303
00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:10,300
Non-smoker. (CHUCKLES)

304
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,400
Gutless Kraut now, huh?

305
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:23,400
Rutger, what are you,
part bloody donkey? Eh?

306
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,300
Who's the lucky girl, then?

307
00:32:25,300 --> 00:32:27,700
That'd make your eyes
water, wouldn't it?

308
00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:29,000
(SNIGGERS)

309
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,300
Here's a little piggy,
here's his snout.

310
00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:34,200
Slit him open and
his guts fall out.

311
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,400
Get your fucking head
out of the road.

312
00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:47,100
All good gear.

313
00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:49,100
The dogs'll like that.

314
00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:52,200
Oh, you mongrel bastard.

315
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,100
Oh, Jesus.

316
00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:59,700
- Come on!
- (RATTLING)

317
00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:01,800
(GENERATOR STARTS)

318
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,900
Quickest way to a man's heart
is through his chest, eh?

319
00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:08,100
Doesn't look fucking
easy getting through

320
00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:11,300
that fucking breastplate, does it?

321
00:33:11,300 --> 00:33:13,400
Can you fucking believe it?
There we are.

322
00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:19,000
Oh, no. Rip your heart out.

323
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,800
There we go!

324
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,900
(PANTS)

325
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,100
(GASPS)

326
00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:58,400
Hide-and-seek, is it? (SNIGGERS)

327
00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:04,100
(ENGINE REVS)

328
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,100
(SCREAMS)

329
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,200
(SCREAMS)

330
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:19,800
(LAUGHS)

331
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,000
Hey, come on, girly.

332
00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:24,100
(CHUCKLES) Fair up the arse.

333
00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:25,700
(SCREAMS)

334
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,000
(GASPS)
(ENGINE REVS)

335
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,900
Hey, hey.

336
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,700
Hey, you have to run
faster than that.

337
00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:40,900
(SCREAMS)

338
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000
(SCREAMS)

339
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,200
(LAUGHS)

340
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,300
- (SCREAMS)
- Clever bitch, eh?

341
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,700
(MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO)
<i>? So deep in my hands</i>

342
00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:17,200
<i>? All around me was dark</i>

343
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,200
<i>? This here city</i>

344
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:25,400
<i>? Is for the lonely ones</i>

345
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,300
<i>? Won't find no angels ?</i>
(MOBILE RINGS)

346
00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:31,800
<i>? Selling maps to the lost</i>

347
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:35,900
<i>? This here place</i>

348
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:38,900
<i>? Is too small for two ?</i>

349
00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:40,500
- Beck?
- BECK, ON PHONE:<i> Hi.</i>

350
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:43,500
- Becky!
- <i> How are you?</i>

351
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:46,300
- Hello, Angel?
- <i> The line's terrible.</i>

352
00:35:46,300 --> 00:35:48,100
- I...
- (STATIC)

353
00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:50,100
..can't hear you, babe.

354
00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:52,500
I, um...

355
00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:54,100
Becky.

356
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,000
Bollocks.

357
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,800
- (TIRES SCREECH)
- Holy shit!

358
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,800
(SCREAMS)

359
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,800
Help me! (SOBS)

360
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,000
- Help...
- Whoa!

361
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,200
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

362
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,200
What happened?

363
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,100
- Did you get hit?
- (SCREAMS INDISTINCTLY)

364
00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:22,200
What? It's alright. Come on!

365
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:24,200
We're gonna get you
out of here, alright?

366
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,000
- (SOBS)
- It's alright.

367
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,200
- (SCREAMS INDISTINCTLY)
- Alright.

368
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,500
Alright.

369
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:34,100
Hey, is there anyone else?
Is there anyone...

370
00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:37,400
- (SOBS)
- Who did this shit to you?

371
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,300
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on!

372
00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:41,400
- Alright.
- (SCREAMS)

373
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,100
I don't understand you!

374
00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,900
Who's this fucking maggot?

375
00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:51,300
(ENGINE REVS)

376
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,100
- I don't...
- (SCREAMS)

377
00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:58,800
- Alright!
- (SCREAMS)

378
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,400
Who was that? Who was that?

379
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,400
What the fuck is going on here?

380
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:16,900
(SHRIEKS)

381
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,200
- Fuck!
- (SNIGGERS)

382
00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:36,000
(SCREAMS)

383
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,900
Arrrgh!

384
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,700
(TIRES SCREECH)

385
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,400
You'll have to do better
than that, arsehole!

386
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,800
(BOTH GRUNT)
(CHUCKLES)

387
00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:09,200
- (CHUCKLES)
- Oh, Gott. Mein Gott.

388
00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:15,000
- (SCREAMS)
- Hey!

389
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,100
- Oh, shit! It's alright!
- (SCREAMS)

390
00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:19,200
Hey, little pigs, little pigs!

391
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,500
- (KNIFE TAPS ON GLASS)
- Let me come in!

392
00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:26,300
It's alright!

393
00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:29,200
(SNORTS)

394
00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:34,800
Come on, you fucker!

395
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:38,300
(GASPS)
(LAUGHS)

396
00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:40,200
(SHOUTS)

397
00:38:43,300 --> 00:38:45,300
Fuckin' hell! Fuck!

398
00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:47,100
(ENGINE REVS)

399
00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:04,500
Hold on!

400
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,400
- (SCREAMS)
- Oh, God!

401
00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:25,800
(CHUCKLES)

402
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,800
It's alright. Hang on.
It's alright!

403
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,800
See you in hell, cunt!

404
00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:43,500
Oh, Jesus.

405
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,900
Yeah! Oh, shit!

406
00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:53,800
Are you alright?

407
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,500
Oh, shit!

408
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:03,000
(GUNSHOT)

409
00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:21,900
(SCREAMS) Fuck!

410
00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:23,900
For fuck's sake, Mick!

411
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,400
(GUNSHOT)

412
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,100
No! Ah!

413
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,100
(COUGHS)

414
00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:50,000
(GAGS)

415
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,100
Fuck!

416
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:06,300
(SOBS)

417
00:43:13,100 --> 00:43:14,900
I'm so...

418
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,600
I'm sorry.

419
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,500
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)

420
00:45:47,700 --> 00:45:49,300
Shit!

421
00:45:49,300 --> 00:45:51,400
Shit, shit, shit!

422
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:55,900
Uh...

423
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,200
(CHUCKLES)

424
00:46:08,700 --> 00:46:11,400
(CHUCKLES) Hey!

425
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,100
- (HORN HONKS)
- Oh, shit!

426
00:46:27,100 --> 00:46:30,300
What the fuck's wrong
with you, you pricks?

427
00:46:30,300 --> 00:46:34,000
Stop, you fucking bastards!

428
00:46:44,100 --> 00:46:46,100
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

429
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:50,500
OK.

430
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,000
OK.

431
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,200
(GRUNTS)

432
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:01,000
(CROW CAWS)

433
00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:20,100
Hey!

434
00:47:21,100 --> 00:47:22,600
Hey!

435
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:25,500
Stop!

436
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:30,500
- Hey! Hey!
- (TIRES SCREECH)

437
00:47:32,100 --> 00:47:33,500
PAUL: Hey!

438
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:38,400
(TRUCK ENGINE REVS)

439
00:47:43,700 --> 00:47:46,000
Fuck me.

440
00:47:53,100 --> 00:47:54,700
Oh, shit.

441
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,000
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)

442
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,400
(TIRES SCREECH)

443
00:48:15,700 --> 00:48:18,400
Thanks for the truck, blubber guts.

444
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,100
Let's play, eh?

445
00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:22,200
(HORN HONKS)
(LAUGHS)

446
00:48:27,700 --> 00:48:29,500
Come on!

447
00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:31,000
(GRUNTS)

448
00:48:42,100 --> 00:48:44,400
(CLATTERING)
(SCREAMS)

449
00:49:15,100 --> 00:49:17,000
Oops! (CHUCKLES)

450
00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:27,400
Bit of music, eh?

451
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:31,200
<i>? Near the village,
the peaceful village</i>

452
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,500
<i>? The lion sleeps tonight ?</i>

453
00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:37,400
(TRUCK HORN HONKS)

454
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:43,200
<i>? The lion sleeps tonight ?</i>
(CROW CAWS)

455
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:45,400
<i>? Wheee-eee-eee-eee
? A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh</i>

456
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:50,300
<i>? Whee, oh, wimoweh
? A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh</i>

457
00:49:50,300 --> 00:49:54,700
<i>? Rrrrr, ahh-ahh-ahh
? A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh</i>

458
00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:58,200
<i>? Whee, oh, wimoweh
? A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh... ?</i>

459
00:49:58,100 --> 00:50:01,400
(SONG CONTINUES)

460
00:50:03,100 --> 00:50:05,000
Oh, shit!

461
00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:08,500
(TIRES SCREECH)

462
00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:10,200
Shit, shit.

463
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,600
(TIRES SCREECH)
(BODY THUDS)

464
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:15,300
Oi!

465
00:50:15,300 --> 00:50:18,300
Shit! Flying kangaroo!

466
00:50:19,700 --> 00:50:22,500
Oh! Sorry, Skippy.

467
00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:24,600
(LAUGHS)

468
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,700
Hey! (LAUGHS)

469
00:50:29,700 --> 00:50:31,700
(THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT CONTINUES)

470
00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:36,600
(WHINES)

471
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,200
Welcome to Australia, cocksucker.

472
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,200
(DASHBOARD BLEEPS)

473
00:50:53,700 --> 00:50:55,400
Come on.

474
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:11,400
(SCREECHING)

475
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,800
Aaaaaaah!

476
00:51:21,100 --> 00:51:22,700
(GLASS SHATTERS)

477
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,700
(GASPS)

478
00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:28,200
(TIRES SCREECH)

479
00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:47,500
(LAUGHS)

480
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,500
(TIRES SCREECH)

481
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,300
Aaaaaah!

482
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,500
Come on!

483
00:52:40,100 --> 00:52:41,300
Hmm!

484
00:52:49,700 --> 00:52:51,700
Ohhhh!

485
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,400
Oh, shit!

486
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,200
(GASPS)
(CLATTER)

487
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:11,200
(PAUL BREATHES HEAVILY)

488
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:34,100
(GROANS)

489
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,800
You'll have to do better than that!

490
00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:50,700
(LAUGHS)

491
00:54:18,900 --> 00:54:21,600
(CROW CAWS)

492
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,600
(EXPLOSION)

493
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,600
(DOOR CREAKS)

494
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:31,700
MICK:<i> Little pigs! Hey, little pigs!
Let me come in!</i>

495
00:59:31,700 --> 00:59:35,600
<i>(SNORTS)</i>

496
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,400
(GRUNTS)

497
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:51,500
(VERDI, CARO NOME)

498
01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:54,700
MAN:
He's got to be hungry, I know that.

499
01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:57,500
We didn't know whether to wake you.

500
01:00:57,500 --> 01:01:01,000
We'll head into town as soon
as you've eaten something.

501
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,900
(CLOCK TICKS)

502
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,300
Phone?

503
01:01:10,300 --> 01:01:12,700
(MAN LAUGHS) No phones.

504
01:01:12,700 --> 01:01:14,600
We got short wave
if it was working.

505
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:16,700
It's the magnets.

506
01:01:16,700 --> 01:01:19,300
Something weird in the ground.

507
01:01:19,300 --> 01:01:22,600
Even the TV goes on the
blink now and again.

508
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:25,700
You got to be
self-sufficient out here.

509
01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:29,300
It's alright.

510
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,800
You're safe now.

511
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,000
(CARO NOME CONTINUES PLAYING)

512
01:02:31,700 --> 01:02:33,600
I'm Lil.

513
01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:36,700
This is Jack.

514
01:02:37,900 --> 01:02:39,600
Paul.

515
01:02:45,100 --> 01:02:49,000
Come on, son. Eat up.
You'll need your strength.

516
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:13,000
I made it special for you.

517
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:20,800
(CROW CAWS)

518
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,700
MICK: You in there, hero?

519
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,900
You don't want anyone else
to get hurt, do you, eh?

520
01:03:29,300 --> 01:03:31,000
He's here.

521
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:39,300
Don't you worry, mate.
I'll see to it.

522
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,300
(RIFLE COCKS)

523
01:04:05,900 --> 01:04:07,400
(RIFLE COCKS)

524
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:09,500
Get off my property.

525
01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:12,900
Hey, mate. The boy.
Hand him over.

526
01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:17,900
I said get the hell away from here!

527
01:04:17,900 --> 01:04:19,300
(GUNSHOT)

528
01:04:22,900 --> 01:04:24,600
Now get.

529
01:04:47,700 --> 01:04:49,600
He's gone.

530
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:51,600
No. No, he's...

531
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:53,700
He's not.

532
01:04:53,700 --> 01:04:56,600
He will be if I see him again.

533
01:04:57,900 --> 01:05:00,400
The car's at the front.

534
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,500
We'll all go out together.

535
01:05:02,500 --> 01:05:05,100
- You got the keys, yeah?
- I can't.

536
01:05:15,900 --> 01:05:18,000
(OPERA PLAYS)

537
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:19,700
Shit.

538
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:22,100
(GUNSHOT)

539
01:05:22,100 --> 01:05:23,500
(GASPS)

540
01:05:37,900 --> 01:05:42,600
(JOHANN STRAUSS, BLUE DANUBE WALTZ)

541
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:44,900
(RIFLE COCKS)

542
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:46,100
(GUNSHOT)

543
01:05:46,100 --> 01:05:47,700
Ohh!

544
01:05:55,100 --> 01:05:57,400
(LIL WHINES)

545
01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:01,300
(BLUE DANUBE WALTZ CONTINUES)

546
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:06,100
(CHUCKLES)

547
01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:09,700
(RIFLE COCKS)

548
01:06:09,700 --> 01:06:11,600
Hey, baby.

549
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,700
We could have had a
good time, you and me.

550
01:06:13,700 --> 01:06:15,700
(GUNSHOT)

551
01:06:15,700 --> 01:06:19,400
(CROW CAWS)

552
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:35,800
(BLUE DANUBE WALTZ CONTINUES)

553
01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:46,100
(HORSE SNORTS)

554
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,400
(CHUCKLES)

555
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:55,700
(BLUE DANUBE WALTZ STOPS)

556
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:15,700
(HOOVES BEAT HEAVILY)

557
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,200
(THUNDER RUMBLES)

558
01:07:25,700 --> 01:07:27,600
(WHINES)

559
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:30,900
(THUNDER CRACKS)

560
01:07:54,900 --> 01:07:56,800
(HORSE WHINNIES)

561
01:08:25,700 --> 01:08:26,900
(HORSE SNORTS)

562
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:58,600
(THUNDER RUMBLES)

563
01:09:10,900 --> 01:09:12,900
(HORSE NEIGHS)
(SCREAMS)

564
01:09:26,900 --> 01:09:28,900
(COUGHS)

565
01:09:33,100 --> 01:09:34,700
(SCREAMS)

566
01:09:34,700 --> 01:09:37,500
(WHIP CRACKS)
(SCREAMS)

567
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:46,200
(SCREAMS)

568
01:09:49,700 --> 01:09:51,200
Please!

569
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:53,700
Just... just leave me alone.

570
01:09:53,700 --> 01:09:55,200
(CHUCKLES)

571
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:57,600
Fucking Pommy, eh?

572
01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:59,200
(WHIMPERS)
(GRUNTS)

573
01:10:00,700 --> 01:10:04,100
Definitely a Pommy.
Weak as piss.

574
01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:08,600
(SNIFFS)
(THUNDER RUMBLES)

575
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:20,700
(DROPS OF WATER DRIP)

576
01:10:42,900 --> 01:10:45,500
(COUGHS)

577
01:10:55,700 --> 01:10:57,600
(GASPS)

578
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,600
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

579
01:11:02,500 --> 01:11:05,200
(WHINES)

580
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:07,500
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

581
01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:13,100
(WHIMPERS)

582
01:11:13,100 --> 01:11:18,500
MICK: Obviously don't know the
first rule of the outback, hero!

583
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:23,800
You never, ever stop.

584
01:11:24,900 --> 01:11:28,100
Could have saved yourself
a whole lot of trouble.

585
01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:36,800
Why are you here, Pommy?

586
01:11:40,100 --> 01:11:44,900
(SPITS, GRUNTS)

587
01:11:44,900 --> 01:11:47,900
MICK: I asked you a question.

588
01:11:47,900 --> 01:11:51,000
- Why are you here?
- Please...

589
01:11:54,700 --> 01:11:57,700
I didn't... I didn't
mean to interfere.

590
01:11:57,700 --> 01:12:00,700
I... I should have
just left her there

591
01:12:00,700 --> 01:12:02,500
and minded my own business.

592
01:12:03,700 --> 01:12:06,800
MICK: Well, maybe I can
answer it for you, huh?

593
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:09,500
You're here for an adventure.

594
01:12:10,700 --> 01:12:14,900
You're here for a bit
of excitement. Hmm?

595
01:12:14,900 --> 01:12:18,100
- For the thrill, hey? Hey?
- Yes. Yes! Yes!

596
01:12:18,100 --> 01:12:20,500
- Something a bit different!
- Please.

597
01:12:20,500 --> 01:12:24,000
Please! Just... just...
just let me out of here.

598
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,500
And I'll just walk away.

599
01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:28,700
(CHUCKLES) That's a good one.

600
01:12:28,700 --> 01:12:32,500
You expect to come to
my fucking country,

601
01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:35,900
waltz around like you
own the bloody place,

602
01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:39,700
come between a man and his meal
and 'just walk away, ' eh?

603
01:12:39,700 --> 01:12:41,100
Just like that?

604
01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:43,800
Please! Don't!

605
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:49,200
You owe me, boy.

606
01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:53,600
What made you think you could
just take her away from me, huh?

607
01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:56,200
- I just...
- Hey? Hey, hey, hey?

608
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:58,800
Where's your famous
English wit now?

609
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:00,700
- (GROANS)
- Hmm?

610
01:13:00,700 --> 01:13:03,300
Be even harder to be a smart-arse

611
01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:06,000
with no fucking tongue.

612
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:09,100
(MUMBLES)
There once was a lad from York,

613
01:13:09,100 --> 01:13:11,000
who picked his nose with a fork.

614
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,800
And when it got stuck, he
cried, 'I don't give a fuck, '

615
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:16,000
and walked around
looking like a dork.

616
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:21,900
There once was a man from Kansas,

617
01:13:21,900 --> 01:13:24,300
whose nuts were made of brass.

618
01:13:24,300 --> 01:13:26,700
In stormy weather,
he'd clack them together,

619
01:13:26,700 --> 01:13:28,800
and lightning would
shoot out his arse.

620
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:32,200
What are you doing, Pom? Hmm?

621
01:13:33,100 --> 01:13:35,900
There once was an old
lady from Wheeling,

622
01:13:35,900 --> 01:13:37,600
who had a peculiar feeling.

623
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:39,100
(EXHALES)

624
01:13:39,100 --> 01:13:41,200
She lied on her back,
and tickled her crack,

625
01:13:41,100 --> 01:13:42,800
and pissed all over the ceiling.

626
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,600
(CHUCKLES)
(LAUGHS)

627
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:49,800
'Pissed all over the ceiling.'
(CHUCKLES)

628
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,900
You're a funny little
fuck, aren't ya, eh?

629
01:13:51,900 --> 01:13:53,200
English wit, mate.

630
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,700
Where'd you learn those?

631
01:13:56,700 --> 01:13:58,200
Boarding school.

632
01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:00,100
Boarding school, huh?

633
01:14:00,100 --> 01:14:02,200
Pants-down, botty-whackers, eh?

634
01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:04,000
Only on weekends. (LAUGHS)

635
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:05,500
(CHUCKLES)

636
01:14:05,500 --> 01:14:08,700
You still know fuck
all about my country,

637
01:14:08,700 --> 01:14:11,100
eh, you little Pommy ponce?

638
01:14:11,100 --> 01:14:14,500
There once was an
Australian stockman,

639
01:14:14,500 --> 01:14:18,000
lying, dying.

640
01:14:19,100 --> 01:14:22,100
And he got up on one elbow

641
01:14:22,100 --> 01:14:24,800
and he turned to his mates
who had all gathered around

642
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:26,300
and he said...

643
01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:29,600
'Watch me wallabies feed, mate.'

644
01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:32,600
<i>? Watch me wallabies feed</i>

645
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:34,900
<i>? They're a dangerous breed, mate</i>

646
01:14:34,900 --> 01:14:37,600
<i>? So watch me wallabies feed ?</i>
All together now!

647
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:39,700
<i>? Tie me kangaroo down, sport</i>

648
01:14:39,700 --> 01:14:41,900
<i>? Tie me kangaroo down</i>

649
01:14:41,900 --> 01:14:44,800
<i>? Tie me kangaroo down, sport</i>

650
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:46,900
<i>? Tie me kangaroo down</i>

651
01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:49,600
<i>? Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl</i>

652
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:51,800
<i>? Keep me cockatoo cool</i>

653
01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:53,900
<i>? Don't go acting a fool, Curl</i>

654
01:14:53,900 --> 01:14:56,600
<i>? Just keep me cockatoo cool ?</i>
All together now!

655
01:14:56,700 --> 01:14:59,100
<i>BOTH: ? Tie me kangaroo down, sport</i>

656
01:14:59,100 --> 01:15:01,600
<i>? Tie me kangaroo down</i>

657
01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:04,100
<i>? Tie me kangaroo down, sport</i>

658
01:15:04,100 --> 01:15:06,300
<i>? Tie me kangaroo down</i>

659
01:15:06,300 --> 01:15:08,300
<i>? Take me koala back, Jack</i>

660
01:15:08,300 --> 01:15:10,100
<i>? Take me koala back</i>

661
01:15:10,100 --> 01:15:12,800
<i>? He lives somewhere
out on the track, Mac</i>

662
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:14,300
<i>? So take me koala back ?</i>

663
01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:17,300
- BOTH: All together now!
<i>- ? Tie me kangaroo down, sport</i>

664
01:15:17,300 --> 01:15:19,800
<i>? Tie me kangaroo down</i>

665
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:22,300
<i>? Tie me kangaroo down, sport</i>

666
01:15:22,300 --> 01:15:24,100
<i>? Tie me kangaroo down</i>

667
01:15:24,100 --> 01:15:27,100
<i>? Play your didgeridoo, Blue</i>

668
01:15:27,100 --> 01:15:28,700
<i>? Play your didgeridoo</i>

669
01:15:28,700 --> 01:15:31,200
<i>? Keep playing 'til I
shoot through, Blue</i>

670
01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:33,700
<i>? Play your didgeridoo ?</i>
- PAUL: All together...

671
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:40,400
<i>? Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred</i>

672
01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:45,700
<i>? Tan me hide when I'm dead</i>

673
01:15:45,700 --> 01:15:48,000
<i>? So we tanned his hide
when he died, Clyde</i>

674
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:50,100
<i>? And that's it hanging on the shed!
Hey! ?</i>

675
01:15:50,100 --> 01:15:53,800
- Oh, yeah!
- (CHUCKLES)

676
01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:57,000
(HALF-LAUGHS) Fuck me.

677
01:15:59,100 --> 01:16:02,600
You mad little British bastard.

678
01:16:02,700 --> 01:16:04,100
Yeah. Well, you know...

679
01:16:04,100 --> 01:16:06,100
Where do you know that song from?

680
01:16:06,100 --> 01:16:08,900
Um... My mother had the record.

681
01:16:08,900 --> 01:16:11,300
We'd listen to it
endlessly as kids.

682
01:16:12,700 --> 01:16:15,000
My word, eh?

683
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:18,700
You are a knowledgeable
little prick, eh?

684
01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:20,200
(MICK CHUCKLES)

685
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:32,200
I'll tell you what, mate.

686
01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:36,000
Let's have a fucking drink, eh?

687
01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:37,300
(SIGHS)

688
01:16:37,300 --> 01:16:39,700
I thought you'd never
fucking ask, man.

689
01:16:39,700 --> 01:16:41,800
'I thought you'd
never fucking ask.'

690
01:16:52,100 --> 01:16:54,200
(DISTANT CLATTER)

691
01:17:11,100 --> 01:17:14,000
<i>MICK: ? Tie me kangaroo down, sport</i>

692
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:16,000
<i>? Tie me kangaroo down. ?</i>

693
01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:19,700
- (CHUCKLES)
- There you go, old son.

694
01:17:19,700 --> 01:17:22,200
Let's wrap the laughing
gear around this one, eh?

695
01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:24,700
Oh, thanks.
I don't really have a free hand.

696
01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:27,900
Thanks for mentioning that.
I would never have thought.

697
01:17:27,900 --> 01:17:29,200
There we go.

698
01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:32,900
- Thank you.
- OK.

699
01:17:41,100 --> 01:17:43,100
- Get that in, son.
- Thank you.

700
01:17:43,100 --> 01:17:44,300
Cheers.

701
01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:52,000
Here's looking up ya bum.

702
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,200
Alright. (CHUCKLES)

703
01:17:57,300 --> 01:17:59,100
Phwoar!

704
01:17:59,100 --> 01:18:00,300
Alright, isn't it?

705
01:18:00,300 --> 01:18:02,100
Tastes like camel's
piss but, Jesus,

706
01:18:02,100 --> 01:18:04,000
it gives a man a fuckin' buzz.

707
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:07,000
Rum. It's all me and my mates
used to drink back home.

708
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,200
Yeah? Rum, eh?
Here's a good one.

709
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:12,100
<i>? My name is old Jack Palmer
I once dug for gold</i>

710
01:18:12,100 --> 01:18:14,800
<i>? The song I'm 'bout to sing ya
Recalls days of old</i>

711
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:16,400
<i>? When I'd plenty mates around me</i>

712
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:18,100
<i>? And the mates would fairly hum</i>

713
01:18:18,100 --> 01:18:20,800
<i>? As we all sat together
round the old keg of rum</i>

714
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:24,400
<i>BOTH: ? The old keg of rum,
the old keg of rum</i>

715
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:28,400
<i>? As we all sat together
round the old keg of rum. ?</i>

716
01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:31,400
<i>PAUL: ?The old keg of rum... ?</i>

717
01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:36,700
<i>? Australians all, let us rejoice</i>

718
01:18:36,700 --> 01:18:42,700
<i>? For we are young and free</i>

719
01:18:42,700 --> 01:18:48,700
<i>? With golden soil and...
wealth for toil</i>

720
01:18:48,700 --> 01:18:53,100
<i>? Our home is girt by sea. ?</i>

721
01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:57,300
I hate that fucking song.

722
01:18:57,200 --> 01:19:00,000
'Girt by sea.' Who's Gert?

723
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:02,100
- (LAUGHS)
- Some fucking big butch lesbian

724
01:19:02,100 --> 01:19:05,000
standing astride Sydney
fucking Heads or something.

725
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,100
- It's a fucking shit song.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)

726
01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:11,800
Oh, shit.

727
01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:19,900
Now, seeing as you're such

728
01:19:19,900 --> 01:19:24,200
an amusing fucking Einstein
know-it-all bastard,

729
01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:26,300
I got this little game we can play.

730
01:19:26,300 --> 01:19:28,400
- Kinda like a quiz. Yeah.
- Right.

731
01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:32,300
I call it Aussie History.

732
01:19:32,300 --> 01:19:37,100
I ask you ten questions, you get
half of 'em right, so, five,

733
01:19:37,100 --> 01:19:38,900
and then I'll let you go.

734
01:19:38,900 --> 01:19:40,700
Does that sound alright to you?

735
01:19:42,300 --> 01:19:46,100
That's... That sounds
fucking brilliant.

736
01:19:46,100 --> 01:19:48,100
Beauty. (CHUCKLES)

737
01:19:48,100 --> 01:19:50,700
Sorry. I didn't get
your name, mate.

738
01:19:50,700 --> 01:19:52,400
Oh. Mick Taylor's the name.

739
01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:56,100
Pig-shooter and general
fuckin' outback legend.

740
01:19:56,100 --> 01:19:58,000
Right. Cheers.

741
01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:00,200
- You ready to rock 'n' roll?
- Yeah.

742
01:20:09,700 --> 01:20:11,400
(CLEARS THROAT)
What's that for, Mick?

743
01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:14,200
Oh, I forgot to mention.

744
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:19,800
For each one that you get wrong,
I get to grind off a finger.

745
01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:21,300
(CHUCKLES)

746
01:20:21,300 --> 01:20:26,000
- (HALF-LAUGHS)
- Ten questions, ten fingers.

747
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,900
Kind of fitting, you
know what I mean?

748
01:20:27,900 --> 01:20:30,300
Of course. (CHUCKLES)

749
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:34,500
So it's sort of like Who
Wants To Be A Millionaire?

750
01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:38,700
Except you don't get to phone
a friend if you get one wrong

751
01:20:38,700 --> 01:20:41,400
because you'll be too busy
screaming in fucking agony!

752
01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:49,100
Alright.

753
01:20:50,300 --> 01:20:52,300
Let's rock 'n' roll then.

754
01:20:52,300 --> 01:20:55,900
Alright. We'll start
off with an easy one.

755
01:20:56,800 --> 01:21:01,100
What Aboriginal term
meaning 'waterhole'

756
01:21:01,100 --> 01:21:02,500
is also the name

757
01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:06,000
of an Australian surf
clothing company?

758
01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:16,800
Billabong.

759
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:20,200
- Very good.
- (CHUCKLES)

760
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:22,100
- Next one's a bit harder.
- Right.

761
01:21:22,100 --> 01:21:24,500
But you're a stinkin' Pom,
so you'll be alright.

762
01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:30,400
In what year did the British
settle in Australia?

763
01:21:35,700 --> 01:21:37,900
Well, um...

764
01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:45,700
After Lieutenant James Cook
discovered the east coast

765
01:21:45,700 --> 01:21:48,200
and mapped it in 1770,

766
01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:50,800
the First Fleet arrived
and settled on

767
01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:57,800
26th of January, 1788.

768
01:21:57,800 --> 01:21:59,700
(CHUCKLES)

769
01:21:59,700 --> 01:22:01,400
Does that answer your question?

770
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:05,200
Jesus! You are a smart cunt.

771
01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:09,000
I might have to let you
go on that answer alone.

772
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:13,300
Where'd you learn all that shit?

773
01:22:13,300 --> 01:22:18,400
Majoring in history? That's a
fucking coincidence, isn't it?

774
01:22:20,700 --> 01:22:22,400
But I am a man of my word,

775
01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:25,300
and either way, you
know, I did say 10...

776
01:22:25,300 --> 01:22:28,900
Blah, blah, blah. Here we go.

777
01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:34,800
OK.

778
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:42,500
Rightio.

779
01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:46,200
In what year did the British

780
01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:50,000
start deporting
convicts to Australia?

781
01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:55,100
The first 11 ships of the First
Fleet arrived with their cargo

782
01:22:55,100 --> 01:23:00,100
of around 780 British convicts
in Botany Bay, New South Wales.

783
01:23:00,100 --> 01:23:05,900
And a further two convict fleets
arrived in 1790 and 1791.

784
01:23:05,900 --> 01:23:10,000
The first free settlers
arrived in 1793.

785
01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:13,400
Mick?

786
01:23:14,900 --> 01:23:16,500
Mick?

787
01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:18,400
That's right. Isn't it?

788
01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:20,100
I know it is.

789
01:23:21,800 --> 01:23:24,100
Why?

790
01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:33,100
I'm not really sure I
understand the question.

791
01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:39,300
Why did the British deport
convicts to Australia?

792
01:23:40,300 --> 01:23:42,100
Why? Um...

793
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:46,100
Uh...

794
01:23:46,100 --> 01:23:49,100
Come on, you dumb fuck!

795
01:23:49,100 --> 01:23:50,900
Time waits for no man.

796
01:23:50,900 --> 01:23:53,000
- No, no, no!
- Tick, tock, tick, tock...

797
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:54,200
(WHIRRING)

798
01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:56,300
First... first... first of all,

799
01:23:56,300 --> 01:23:58,400
after the British lost
the 13 colonies -

800
01:23:58,400 --> 01:24:01,000
they'd lost their penal
settlements in Virginia

801
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:02,400
in the United States.

802
01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:05,000
And they needed somewhere
to put all the criminals

803
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:06,600
that were stacking up in England.

804
01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:08,900
There were just too
many of these people,

805
01:24:08,900 --> 01:24:12,400
and they were just spreading
disease and wasting resources.

806
01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:14,500
- (WHIRRING)
- And, second of all, they...

807
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:17,100
Australia looked to be
as rich in resources

808
01:24:17,100 --> 01:24:18,800
as the Americas.

809
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:21,000
And obviously the British
wanted to settle this

810
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:23,400
before the French
did, or the Dutch.

811
01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:25,200
(COUGHS)

812
01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:26,900
Something like that?

813
01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:30,800
Mick, no. What the fuck, man?
That's right!

814
01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:34,800
What are you doing? Mick! Fuck!
That's the right fucking answer!

815
01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:36,400
What do you want me to fucking...

816
01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:39,400
(SCREAMS)
Fuck! Mick, that's right!

817
01:24:39,400 --> 01:24:40,800
- (GRUNTS)
- Fuck!

818
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:42,800
That's the right
fucking answer, Mick!

819
01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:45,900
Jesus Christ! No!
I got two right. Come on!

820
01:24:45,900 --> 01:24:48,500
You don't need to fucking do this!
I got them all right.

821
01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:51,800
- (WHIRRING)
- It's the right fucking answer!

822
01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:54,500
(SCREAMS)

823
01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:56,800
(WHIRRING)

824
01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:01,300
(WHIRRING STOPS)

825
01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:07,200
(SCREAMS, GROANS)

826
01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:09,100
It was fucking right!

827
01:25:09,100 --> 01:25:12,300
- No, it wasn't.
- Yes, it was the right...

828
01:25:12,300 --> 01:25:14,900
- No, it wasn't.
- (WHINES)

829
01:25:14,900 --> 01:25:17,800
The right answer is

830
01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:23,100
because they are a
pack of Pommy cunts!

831
01:25:23,100 --> 01:25:25,000
(SCREAMS)

832
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:27,300
(CHUCKLES)

833
01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:33,500
No, seriously, you're
right, technically.

834
01:25:33,500 --> 01:25:37,400
And that gives me the shits.

835
01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:40,500
(PAUL GROANS)

836
01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:47,000
Come on. Calm down. Calm down.

837
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:49,600
Jesus Christ, you're going
on like a big girl.

838
01:25:49,600 --> 01:25:51,400
It fucking hurts!

839
01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:54,400
Knock those tears off.
Knock 'em off, you bloody sook.

840
01:25:59,100 --> 01:26:01,300
- You alright?
- Yeah.

841
01:26:01,300 --> 01:26:05,300
Jesus H. Christ, boy.
You alright? You alright?

842
01:26:05,300 --> 01:26:07,100
Yeah.

843
01:26:07,100 --> 01:26:10,000
Right? Alright?

844
01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:12,200
(EXHALES)

845
01:26:13,100 --> 01:26:14,600
Alright?

846
01:26:15,500 --> 01:26:17,500
Just one more quick one.

847
01:26:17,500 --> 01:26:20,500
An easy one and then I'll
get us another drink.

848
01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:23,300
And you can be on your way. Eh?

849
01:26:23,300 --> 01:26:26,100
You're doing real well, mate.
You're doing real well.

850
01:26:30,100 --> 01:26:31,500
Cheers.

851
01:26:35,300 --> 01:26:41,500
Now, who's Australia's
most famous cricketer?

852
01:26:41,500 --> 01:26:44,600
And not Shane fucking Warne.

853
01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:50,300
Come on.

854
01:26:58,900 --> 01:27:00,300
Come on.

855
01:27:02,300 --> 01:27:05,900
I don't know anything
about fucking cricket.

856
01:27:05,900 --> 01:27:09,400
Can you ask me a football question?

857
01:27:09,400 --> 01:27:11,600
You don't have to
know about cricket

858
01:27:11,600 --> 01:27:13,300
to know who this bloke is.

859
01:27:13,300 --> 01:27:15,200
Just give me a clue.

860
01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:18,200
Well, he's the greatest
cricketer of all time.

861
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:20,200
The Muhammad Ali of
fucking cricket!

862
01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:22,400
Oh, shit. Come on, Paul.

863
01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:24,800
It's on the tip of
my fucking tongue!

864
01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:27,000
This'll be on the tip of
your tongue in a minute!

865
01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:28,800
No, no, no!

866
01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:30,900
What kind of a bloody
idiot you take me for?

867
01:27:30,900 --> 01:27:33,100
What letter does it
fucking start with?

868
01:27:33,100 --> 01:27:35,200
'D'. Duh!

869
01:27:35,200 --> 01:27:38,100
Doh. Duh!

870
01:27:38,100 --> 01:27:41,000
- Douglas Jardine.
- Fucking Pommy, you idiot.

871
01:27:45,400 --> 01:27:46,900
Dennis...

872
01:27:46,900 --> 01:27:49,100
- Dennis Lillee.
- Not fucking Dennis Lillee.

873
01:27:49,100 --> 01:27:51,100
- It's Dennis fucking Lillee.
- It's not.

874
01:27:51,100 --> 01:27:53,100
A famous cricketer
that starts with 'D'.

875
01:27:53,100 --> 01:27:55,900
It's not fucking
Dennis fucking Lillee!

876
01:27:55,900 --> 01:27:58,200
What the fuck is it
then if it's not...

877
01:27:58,200 --> 01:28:00,400
Fuck this! Fuck you!

878
01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:03,200
No, no, no! Please! Please!
Jesus Christ, the other hand!

879
01:28:03,200 --> 01:28:04,500
MICK: Eh?

880
01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:07,000
Use the fucking other hand, Mick!

881
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:09,200
Oh. Is that your
wanking hand, is it?

882
01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:11,500
- (SOBS)
- Oh, well, please yourself.

883
01:28:11,500 --> 01:28:13,500
Mick, it's Dennis fucking Lillee!

884
01:28:13,500 --> 01:28:16,400
- No, it's fucking not.
- Dennis fucking Lillee! Please!

885
01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:19,600
Please! Please! Mick! Mick! Mick!

886
01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:22,400
- (MICK SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
- It's Dennis Lillee...

887
01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:24,400
Give me that fucking hand

888
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:28,500
or I'll knock your fucking teeth
right down your fucking throat.

889
01:28:28,500 --> 01:28:30,900
You understand me? Eh, eh?

890
01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:38,300
(SCREAMS)

891
01:28:38,300 --> 01:28:41,100
(BONES CRACK)
(SOBS)

892
01:28:41,100 --> 01:28:43,500
Fuck! Oh, fuck!

893
01:28:43,500 --> 01:28:45,200
- (WHIRRING)
- Oh, no!

894
01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:51,400
(SCREAMS)

895
01:28:53,700 --> 01:28:56,300
- (PAUL SCREAMS)
- Ah!

896
01:28:58,500 --> 01:29:00,600
(WHIRRING STOPS)

897
01:29:05,500 --> 01:29:07,600
(PAUL GROANS)

898
01:29:18,700 --> 01:29:22,400
(WHISTLES 'WALTZING MATILDA')

899
01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:27,000
Please... just let me out of here.

900
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:29,300
Of course I am going to let
you out of there, mate.

901
01:29:29,300 --> 01:29:31,600
You've been a real good sport.

902
01:29:31,500 --> 01:29:35,100
But first I'm going to grab
us another drink. Alright?

903
01:29:43,300 --> 01:29:48,300
(MICK SINGS JAUNTY BALLAD)

904
01:30:07,600 --> 01:30:09,100
(MICK CHUCKLES)

905
01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:14,900
- You're going to let me go now?
- (MICK CHUCKLES)

906
01:30:14,900 --> 01:30:17,200
Yeah, of course I will.

907
01:30:17,200 --> 01:30:19,200
Yeah, I'm going to
let you out of here

908
01:30:19,200 --> 01:30:21,600
and then I'm going to
take you somewhere else.

909
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:24,200
- Down there.
- No!

910
01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:29,600
'Cause you see, no-one
really gets out of here.

911
01:30:29,700 --> 01:30:32,400
Well, not in one piece, you know.

912
01:30:32,400 --> 01:30:36,600
- Figuratively speaking.
- (SOBS)

913
01:30:47,700 --> 01:30:49,500
That would just be crazy.

914
01:30:49,500 --> 01:30:52,400
(SOBS) What the fuck is this?

915
01:30:55,700 --> 01:30:58,700
You said you were a
man of your word.

916
01:30:58,700 --> 01:31:00,500
I am. I am, mate.

917
01:31:00,500 --> 01:31:06,000
As I said, you owe me, boy.

918
01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:08,400
You took away my plaything.

919
01:31:08,400 --> 01:31:12,700
And so, you're just going to
have to stand in for a bit.

920
01:31:12,700 --> 01:31:14,600
Okey-dokey?

921
01:31:14,600 --> 01:31:19,500
No. You're not some
fucking faggot freak!

922
01:31:19,500 --> 01:31:21,000
You...

923
01:31:22,400 --> 01:31:24,500
Don't you ever fucking say that!

924
01:31:24,500 --> 01:31:27,100
Don't you ever say that!

925
01:31:27,100 --> 01:31:28,600
Hey!

926
01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:32,700
This will turn you into a woman.

927
01:31:32,700 --> 01:31:34,400
I didn't mean it like that.

928
01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:37,300
I didn't mean it like... that.

929
01:31:39,500 --> 01:31:41,200
Hey, Mick.

930
01:31:51,300 --> 01:31:54,300
It's Don Bradman, bitch. (SPITS)

931
01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:02,700
You'll have to do better than that,

932
01:32:02,700 --> 01:32:06,100
you Pommy cunt!

933
01:32:06,100 --> 01:32:08,700
(SHOUTING ECHOES)

934
01:32:24,200 --> 01:32:28,300
Oi! That really bloody hurt!

935
01:32:28,300 --> 01:32:30,000
I think you cracked me skull!

936
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:32,500
I got claret coming out
of me bloody scone

937
01:32:32,500 --> 01:32:34,200
all over the place!

938
01:32:34,200 --> 01:32:35,700
There's blood everywhere!

939
01:32:35,700 --> 01:32:38,000
I hope you're happy
with yourself, mate!

940
01:32:38,000 --> 01:32:40,500
(PANTS)

941
01:32:51,100 --> 01:32:53,400
(MICK CHUCKLES)

942
01:32:53,400 --> 01:32:56,400
I reckon by now you would
have found the dead end.

943
01:32:57,400 --> 01:33:00,600
People have been dying
to get out of here.

944
01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:02,000
(CHUCKLES)

945
01:33:06,100 --> 01:33:07,500
Fuck!

946
01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:12,600
<i>? Oh, Danny boy</i>

947
01:33:12,600 --> 01:33:17,600
<i>? The pipes, the pipes are calling</i>

948
01:33:17,600 --> 01:33:20,700
<i>? From glen to glen</i>

949
01:33:20,700 --> 01:33:23,500
<i>? And down the mountain side</i>

950
01:33:23,500 --> 01:33:29,100
<i>? The summer's gone and all
the flowers are dying. ?</i>

951
01:33:29,100 --> 01:33:32,300
(MICK WHISTLES A TUNE)

952
01:33:32,300 --> 01:33:35,000
PAUL:
You've got to be fucking joking.

953
01:33:52,300 --> 01:33:55,100
MICK: Here comes Uncle Mick!

954
01:33:55,100 --> 01:33:58,700
(SCREAMS)

955
01:33:58,700 --> 01:34:02,300
Make it stop! Please!

956
01:34:02,300 --> 01:34:05,100
Please, don't leave me!

957
01:34:05,100 --> 01:34:07,200
I'll come back! I'll come back!

958
01:34:07,200 --> 01:34:10,200
Please! (SCREAMS)

959
01:34:10,200 --> 01:34:13,600
WOMAN: Help me!

960
01:34:13,600 --> 01:34:15,800
(WOMAN SCREAMS IN AGONY)

961
01:34:20,200 --> 01:34:23,400
(MICK CHUCKLES)

962
01:34:23,400 --> 01:34:27,600
(WOMAN CONTINUES SCREAMING)

963
01:34:27,600 --> 01:34:28,700
(CLATTER)

964
01:34:28,700 --> 01:34:31,800
(DISTORTED TOY MUSICAL MELODY)

965
01:34:40,500 --> 01:34:41,800
(GASPS)

966
01:34:44,600 --> 01:34:47,200
(GAGS)

967
01:34:47,100 --> 01:34:49,000
(FLIES BUZZ)

968
01:35:01,200 --> 01:35:03,400
(MICK CHUCKLES)

969
01:35:04,300 --> 01:35:06,200
(SIGHS)

970
01:35:09,200 --> 01:35:13,100
Now, about all them bodies.

971
01:35:13,100 --> 01:35:15,100
They deserved it.

972
01:35:15,100 --> 01:35:17,200
All of 'em.

973
01:35:17,200 --> 01:35:19,000
Foreign bastards!

974
01:35:21,300 --> 01:35:23,700
Noxious bloody weeds.

975
01:35:32,600 --> 01:35:34,300
Ohh!

976
01:35:35,200 --> 01:35:38,300
Somebody's gotta keep
Australia beautiful!

977
01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:41,500
(TUMBLING)

978
01:35:41,500 --> 01:35:44,300
Fuck! (GASPS)

979
01:35:49,600 --> 01:35:52,100
MICK:
We're having such a good time.

980
01:35:52,100 --> 01:35:56,200
Singing, and drinking,
and carrying on.

981
01:35:56,200 --> 01:35:58,500
<i>? Tie me kangaroo down, sport</i>

982
01:35:58,500 --> 01:36:01,100
<i>? Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me... ?</i>

983
01:36:01,100 --> 01:36:02,600
Ah, fuck ya!

984
01:36:02,600 --> 01:36:05,300
Come on! Come on!

985
01:36:05,300 --> 01:36:10,100
Get out of here! Get him! Go on,
get away up there. Get on him!

986
01:36:10,100 --> 01:36:11,800
(DOGS BARK)
(CHUCKLES)

987
01:36:26,100 --> 01:36:28,600
(CHUCKLES)

988
01:36:32,300 --> 01:36:36,700
(DOGS BARK)
- No!

989
01:36:38,700 --> 01:36:40,400
(DOG WHIMPERS)

990
01:36:49,800 --> 01:36:53,300
MICK: Come on, mate.
Where do you think you're going?

991
01:36:53,300 --> 01:36:56,300
I told ya, there's
no way out of here.

992
01:37:02,400 --> 01:37:04,600
What the fuck?

993
01:37:07,700 --> 01:37:09,600
(MICK CHUCKLES)

994
01:37:19,500 --> 01:37:22,600
<i>MICK: ? Fee-fi-fo-fum</i>

995
01:37:22,600 --> 01:37:26,500
<i>? I smell the blood
of a stinkin' Pom! ?</i>

996
01:37:43,100 --> 01:37:45,700
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

997
01:37:51,200 --> 01:37:53,500
(THUD)
(GROANING)

998
01:37:58,500 --> 01:38:00,200
Bit rough, ain't it?

999
01:38:04,100 --> 01:38:07,300
Now, where were we?

1000
01:38:07,300 --> 01:38:10,200
Oh, yeah, that's right.

1001
01:38:11,100 --> 01:38:14,700
You see, in this world,

1002
01:38:14,700 --> 01:38:19,300
there's people like me and
there's people like you.

1003
01:38:19,300 --> 01:38:23,800
And people like me eat people
like you for breakfast

1004
01:38:23,800 --> 01:38:25,800
and shit 'em out.

1005
01:38:27,400 --> 01:38:31,700
You're nothing but foreign vermin.

1006
01:38:31,700 --> 01:38:35,300
A stinking introduced species.

1007
01:38:35,300 --> 01:38:40,500
And it's up to my kind
to wipe your kind out.

1008
01:38:42,500 --> 01:38:46,200
And that makes me the winner.

1009
01:38:46,200 --> 01:38:48,600
Which makes you...

1010
01:38:48,600 --> 01:38:50,400
(CLANG!)

1011
01:39:30,400 --> 01:39:33,400
(SIREN WAILS)

1012
01:39:45,200 --> 01:39:47,800
(WHINES)

1013
01:39:56,500 --> 01:39:58,900
(INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO)

1014
01:39:58,900 --> 01:40:00,400
What's going on?

1015
01:40:01,300 --> 01:40:02,900
You got to help me.

1016
01:40:02,900 --> 01:40:04,700
You got to help me.

1017
01:41:01,500 --> 01:41:04,300
(CROW CAWS)

1018
01:41:16,900 --> 01:41:17,600
(VERDI, CARO NOME)