1 00:00:35,319 --> 00:00:38,279 [BAND PLAYING "PROMISED LAND"] 2 00:00:56,239 --> 00:00:58,999 Ah, look at you, Cleveland! 3 00:00:59,439 --> 00:01:01,439 [CROWD CHEERING] 4 00:01:01,639 --> 00:01:04,719 Put your hands together for this one. 5 00:01:40,919 --> 00:01:42,439 What say? 6 00:02:11,079 --> 00:02:12,399 LEX: From the top! 7 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:46,359 Yeah! 8 00:02:48,199 --> 00:02:49,199 LEX: Thank you. 9 00:02:59,239 --> 00:03:00,199 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 10 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:04,199 We love you, Cleveland! Whoo! 11 00:03:06,359 --> 00:03:08,799 - Dudes! Yeah! - Yeah! 12 00:03:08,999 --> 00:03:12,199 FISH: Do you have any idea how rare that is? That kind of energy... 13 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,719 ...coming off the crowd and feeding us? 14 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:18,559 And us feeding it right back to them? That is what it's all about, my brothers. 15 00:03:18,759 --> 00:03:20,999 We are gonna be huge! 16 00:03:21,199 --> 00:03:23,519 - More importantly, how were my moves? - Those moves. 17 00:03:23,679 --> 00:03:26,559 I got the best seat in the house between the guitar and bass... 18 00:03:26,759 --> 00:03:29,319 ...and you rocked. Yeah! - Yeah! 19 00:03:29,439 --> 00:03:34,039 - Oh, now, that was classic Vesuvius. - Billy. 20 00:03:34,239 --> 00:03:36,279 Nice show. Whoo! 21 00:03:36,439 --> 00:03:39,679 - Hey, what did the label say? - Let's start with some beers first. 22 00:03:39,879 --> 00:03:42,439 Those are on me, and those are imported. 23 00:03:42,599 --> 00:03:46,439 - Imported. Sounds like good news, right? BILLY: Or bad. 24 00:03:47,719 --> 00:03:49,919 FISH: Be right back. - More like awesome news. 25 00:03:52,079 --> 00:03:55,119 Matchbook Records just offered us an awesome contract... 26 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:57,119 ...and it is awesome. 27 00:03:57,319 --> 00:04:00,959 - We're gonna be rich! - I'm gonna get a Fiero. 28 00:04:01,159 --> 00:04:03,159 I'm so happy. I'm so happy. 29 00:04:03,359 --> 00:04:05,039 There's just one hitch. 30 00:04:06,559 --> 00:04:08,039 They want you to replace Fish. 31 00:04:08,239 --> 00:04:10,559 President of the label wants his nephew in the band. 32 00:04:10,759 --> 00:04:14,399 Fish is the heart and soul of this band. We've been together since high school. 33 00:04:14,599 --> 00:04:17,079 - He came up with the name Vesuvius. - Yeah, he's great. 34 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:20,479 Guys, they're gonna put money behind you. That means videos, touring... 35 00:04:20,679 --> 00:04:22,279 No. Forget it, Billy. 36 00:04:22,439 --> 00:04:24,839 We're not gonna sell him out because some rich kid... 37 00:04:25,039 --> 00:04:28,359 ...wants to play rock star. Forget it. - All right. 38 00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:32,159 I'm calling the head of the label now. Tell him where he can stick his nephew. 39 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:34,999 Oh, there was talk of you guys opening for Whitesnake... 40 00:04:35,199 --> 00:04:37,759 ...but sometimes opportunity knocks twice, right? 41 00:04:37,919 --> 00:04:40,759 - Whitesnake, man. - Dude, I love that band. 42 00:04:40,919 --> 00:04:44,999 I mean, think about it. Fish will land on his feet, right? 43 00:04:45,199 --> 00:04:46,799 Like I said, he's a great drummer. 44 00:04:46,999 --> 00:04:49,119 KERR: Right. He's gonna be fine. 45 00:04:51,439 --> 00:04:53,639 Billy, hang up that phone. 46 00:04:54,519 --> 00:04:56,479 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 47 00:05:15,599 --> 00:05:17,279 [YELLS] 48 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:19,359 You traitors! 49 00:05:21,039 --> 00:05:22,879 Start the van, man. He's coming! 50 00:05:23,079 --> 00:05:24,919 [ENGINE STALLING] 51 00:05:26,079 --> 00:05:27,239 [ENGINE STARTS] 52 00:05:34,519 --> 00:05:36,719 We lost him. 53 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:40,239 - I don't think that went too well. - What a baby. 54 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:43,239 - We did it, guys. All right. - We totally did it. 55 00:05:43,399 --> 00:05:45,799 - That was kind of awesome! - It's gonna be all right. 56 00:05:45,999 --> 00:05:47,559 I think we lost him. 57 00:05:47,719 --> 00:05:49,839 That's definitely gonna be in a book about us. 58 00:05:50,399 --> 00:05:52,439 KERR: He didn't fit. 59 00:05:52,879 --> 00:05:54,759 [SCREAMS] 60 00:05:55,719 --> 00:05:57,199 [ALL SCREAMING] 61 00:05:59,239 --> 00:06:03,639 After all we've been through? And you sell me out just like that? 62 00:06:04,359 --> 00:06:05,359 [GRUNTS] 63 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:08,759 Oh, my God. He was like a jet plane. 64 00:06:08,959 --> 00:06:10,599 - So fast. - Fast runner. 65 00:06:10,799 --> 00:06:13,439 - Definitely a fast runner. - I didn't know how fast he was! 66 00:06:13,639 --> 00:06:14,599 I was going 60. 67 00:06:14,799 --> 00:06:17,159 - He ran like a gazelle, right? - I was gonna say that. 68 00:06:17,359 --> 00:06:19,719 - Like, his stride was really big. - Yeah, really big. 69 00:06:20,039 --> 00:06:22,839 Like he'd lived with animals or something, in the woods. 70 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:25,279 And he, like, mimicked their... Aah! 71 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:28,199 [YELLING] 72 00:06:30,359 --> 00:06:32,599 LEX: Jesus, man, keep going! 73 00:06:35,359 --> 00:06:36,759 Oh, my... 74 00:06:38,239 --> 00:06:39,959 [ALL SCREAMING] 75 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:41,959 We gotta shake him loose, man! 76 00:06:49,879 --> 00:06:53,479 I will drag you down to hell with me. I will eat your souls. 77 00:06:53,679 --> 00:06:55,199 Hit the brakes, man! 78 00:06:56,079 --> 00:06:57,439 [FISH GRUNTS] 79 00:06:59,439 --> 00:07:01,479 Oh, my God, Kerr. You killed him. 80 00:07:02,479 --> 00:07:04,079 You killed him. 81 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:06,359 He deserved it, man. 82 00:07:07,319 --> 00:07:08,959 He's dead. 83 00:07:13,759 --> 00:07:14,959 He can't be killed. 84 00:07:16,319 --> 00:07:18,359 Dude, he can't be killed. He can't be killed. 85 00:07:18,519 --> 00:07:20,919 Back it up, back it up. 86 00:07:22,519 --> 00:07:23,799 He's a zombie! 87 00:07:26,119 --> 00:07:27,639 FISH: I don't need you! 88 00:07:27,839 --> 00:07:30,719 I'm gonna be 10 times bigger than you! No! 89 00:07:30,919 --> 00:07:33,559 A billion times bigger than you! No! 90 00:07:33,719 --> 00:07:36,959 Eleventy billion, trillion... 91 00:07:37,359 --> 00:07:41,559 ... vermillion times bigger than you! 92 00:07:45,719 --> 00:07:48,759 AZIZ: Jeez, this would be a great album if I could ever listen to it. 93 00:07:48,919 --> 00:07:50,959 New Vesuvius, fellas. 94 00:07:51,159 --> 00:07:55,519 Waited in line two hours last night to get it. Supposed to be amazing. 95 00:07:55,719 --> 00:07:59,359 Everybody thought they peaked when their sixth album went platinum... 96 00:07:59,559 --> 00:08:01,159 ...but then they came back... 97 00:08:01,359 --> 00:08:03,959 ...and blew the doors off with Devil's Nursery. 98 00:08:04,159 --> 00:08:07,239 - Devil's Nursery rocks. AZIZ: Look at those faces. 99 00:08:07,439 --> 00:08:10,799 It's the etchings of time, man. These guys have really lived, you know? 100 00:08:10,999 --> 00:08:13,359 Yeah, I know. 101 00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:16,279 Oh, you a fan? I mean, how could you not be, right? 102 00:08:16,439 --> 00:08:19,199 I don't really listen to heavy-metal music. 103 00:08:19,359 --> 00:08:22,959 - Oh, dude, you gotta hear this. - No, I don't. 104 00:08:23,159 --> 00:08:26,799 - No, seriously, if you've never heard... - Seriously, I'm not interested. 105 00:08:26,999 --> 00:08:29,799 Trust me. One track, you're gonna be hooked for life. 106 00:08:29,999 --> 00:08:32,839 - Zammit's Metal Racking. - Hello, Zammit's Metal Racking. What? 107 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:34,599 You wanna hear the new Vesuvius? 108 00:08:34,759 --> 00:08:37,039 ["POMPEII NIGHTS" PLAYING ON COMPUTER] 109 00:08:39,759 --> 00:08:42,079 Yeah. It's sweet, huh? 110 00:08:42,239 --> 00:08:44,359 I'll burn you a copy. 111 00:08:45,879 --> 00:08:47,879 Can you hold, please? 112 00:09:03,399 --> 00:09:05,759 [AZIZ GRUNTING] 113 00:09:40,159 --> 00:09:42,519 WOMAN: Do not tell me that this was about them. 114 00:09:42,719 --> 00:09:47,079 Well, as it happens, by coincidence, it was the new album... 115 00:09:47,239 --> 00:09:48,959 ...by Vesuvius. 116 00:09:49,159 --> 00:09:51,199 - Damn it, Rob. - Which is terrible, by the way. 117 00:09:51,399 --> 00:09:55,679 - Totally overproduced. - Really? Okay, look. Rob. 118 00:09:55,879 --> 00:09:58,759 I know that we've been through this a whole bunch... 119 00:09:58,919 --> 00:10:01,159 ...and I know you think you're getting past it... 120 00:10:01,359 --> 00:10:04,799 ...but this is not getting past it. It has been 20 years. Let it go. 121 00:10:04,999 --> 00:10:05,959 I have let it go... 122 00:10:06,159 --> 00:10:08,839 ...and the universe keeps shoving Vesuvius back in my face. 123 00:10:09,039 --> 00:10:12,559 Look, guppy, I don't think I can do this anymore. 124 00:10:12,759 --> 00:10:16,319 This just isn't working for me. I'm sorry. I think it's time... 125 00:10:16,519 --> 00:10:18,239 - I break up with you. - What? 126 00:10:18,439 --> 00:10:20,079 - I break up with you. l... - No. 127 00:10:20,279 --> 00:10:21,559 - No! - Yes. 128 00:10:21,759 --> 00:10:23,359 - What? - What were you gonna say? 129 00:10:23,519 --> 00:10:26,359 - I interrupted you. - You just said what I was gonna say. 130 00:10:26,519 --> 00:10:28,119 I am breaking up with you, so quiet. 131 00:10:28,359 --> 00:10:30,319 I am fantastic. You don't break up with me. 132 00:10:30,519 --> 00:10:33,079 I'm gonna have to ask you to pack your things and leave. 133 00:10:33,719 --> 00:10:35,399 This is my apartment. 134 00:10:55,439 --> 00:10:56,639 FISH: This is gonna be great. 135 00:10:56,839 --> 00:11:01,279 A fresh start, you know, get my life back on track. 136 00:11:01,479 --> 00:11:03,559 LISA: That's the attitude, Robert. - Thanks, sis. 137 00:11:03,759 --> 00:11:05,519 So you'll be on your feet... 138 00:11:05,719 --> 00:11:07,839 ...and out of this house in what, about a week? 139 00:11:08,039 --> 00:11:11,759 - Lisa, come on. Give the guy a break. - Thank you, Stan. 140 00:11:11,959 --> 00:11:16,079 Talk about your missed opportunity. Imagine if he was still in Vesuvius. 141 00:11:16,279 --> 00:11:18,439 My brother-in-law in Vesuvius. 142 00:11:18,599 --> 00:11:20,159 Know what our lives would be like? 143 00:11:20,359 --> 00:11:22,199 I'd be wearing silk underwear right now. 144 00:11:22,359 --> 00:11:23,959 It's like winning the lottery... 145 00:11:24,159 --> 00:11:27,159 ...and having the lottery ticket ripped up in front of your face. 146 00:11:27,359 --> 00:11:28,399 Thank you, Stan. 147 00:11:28,599 --> 00:11:31,719 Thought we weren't supposed to use the V-word in front of Uncle Rob. 148 00:11:31,919 --> 00:11:33,199 He can take it. 149 00:11:33,439 --> 00:11:36,039 So have you heard? Matt got into MIT. 150 00:11:36,239 --> 00:11:37,599 - Oh. STAN: That's my boy. 151 00:11:37,759 --> 00:11:40,919 That makes sense. Last time I saw you, you were building a robot. 152 00:11:41,079 --> 00:11:42,839 How'd that ever work out? 153 00:11:43,039 --> 00:11:46,079 That was eight years ago, when I was 10. 154 00:11:47,719 --> 00:11:49,759 - Do you have a girlfriend? - Ha! 155 00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:52,919 Maybe you want to take a can of shut up. 156 00:11:53,359 --> 00:11:57,959 Matt is also in a band, playing the prom. 157 00:11:58,159 --> 00:12:00,879 - The only way he'd ever get to go. STAN: Hey. 158 00:12:01,079 --> 00:12:05,439 I swear if you don't stop annoying me, I'm gonna shave your head in your sleep. 159 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,119 I'd still be the pretty child. 160 00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:10,439 STAN: Matt. - Violet, Matt, stop it. 161 00:12:10,639 --> 00:12:13,039 A band, huh? So, what do you call yourselves? 162 00:12:13,239 --> 00:12:14,839 MATT: A.D.D. 163 00:12:15,279 --> 00:12:17,599 Add? Huh. 164 00:12:17,839 --> 00:12:18,919 - Well, it's short. - What? 165 00:12:19,119 --> 00:12:20,079 Easy to remember. 166 00:12:20,319 --> 00:12:25,279 No. It's A.D.D., as in attention deficit disorder. 167 00:12:25,519 --> 00:12:28,599 Oh, good, you changed it, because "Add" really blew. 168 00:12:29,839 --> 00:12:30,999 [AIR PUMP WHIRRING] 169 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,319 Robby, you know I love you... 170 00:12:34,519 --> 00:12:37,319 ...but letting you stay here isn't gonna solve your problems. 171 00:12:37,519 --> 00:12:39,719 Of course. Just ditch me, like everyone else has. 172 00:12:39,879 --> 00:12:41,759 It's called tough love, kid. 173 00:12:41,919 --> 00:12:44,879 But what about the sweet love, where you say, " Hey... 174 00:12:45,079 --> 00:12:49,079 ...stay as long as you want, and here's some cash so you can fix your car." 175 00:12:49,359 --> 00:12:51,159 - In your dreams, pal. - Sis, come on. 176 00:12:51,359 --> 00:12:53,679 I'm feeling really good about the future, you know? 177 00:12:53,879 --> 00:12:55,239 Like all of this is... Ah! 178 00:12:56,239 --> 00:12:57,359 [SCREAMS] 179 00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,119 [GLASS BREAKS] 180 00:12:59,599 --> 00:13:00,599 Robert? 181 00:13:01,439 --> 00:13:02,599 [ELECTRIC GUITAR TUNING] 182 00:13:04,559 --> 00:13:07,879 Where is Jeremy? I swear, I am gonna kill him when he shows up. 183 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,039 [ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS "CAVALRY CHARGE"] 184 00:13:10,239 --> 00:13:13,079 Here he comes, with his mom. 185 00:13:15,319 --> 00:13:17,999 Hi, Jeremy. Hi, Jeremy's Mom. 186 00:13:18,199 --> 00:13:21,239 Hey, guys. So I kind of got suspended from school today... 187 00:13:21,439 --> 00:13:22,719 ...and I can't play prom. 188 00:13:23,239 --> 00:13:26,279 - Wait. What? - Tell them what you did, Jeremy. 189 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:29,399 I kind of brought hash brownies to the Spanish Club luncheon. 190 00:13:30,319 --> 00:13:31,759 - Not bueno. MOTHER: And? 191 00:13:31,919 --> 00:13:34,599 And Se�orita Horowitz kind of got really stoned... 192 00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:36,279 ...and passed out in the locker room. 193 00:13:36,439 --> 00:13:37,439 MOTHER: And? 194 00:13:38,079 --> 00:13:43,239 And somebody kind of drew a, uh... 195 00:13:43,879 --> 00:13:44,839 A penis. 196 00:13:45,039 --> 00:13:47,439 A penis on a grown woman's face. 197 00:13:47,599 --> 00:13:49,399 And now he can't walk during graduation. 198 00:13:49,559 --> 00:13:53,159 Every mother's dream. Let's go, Jeremy. 199 00:13:53,519 --> 00:13:56,359 See you guys. Rock hard. 200 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:57,519 MOTHER: A penis. 201 00:13:57,719 --> 00:13:58,679 [SMACK] [JEREMY GRUNTS] 202 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:02,119 - Prom is in two days. - Not for us, it's not. 203 00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:03,559 You know what? 204 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,119 Blessing in disguise. 205 00:14:05,319 --> 00:14:07,759 Who wants to play some crappy school dance anyway? 206 00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:10,239 I do. And so do you. 207 00:14:10,399 --> 00:14:13,359 - Whatever. - I could ask my uncle. 208 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:17,039 - I don't think we're that desperate. - He was an original member of Vesuvius. 209 00:14:17,239 --> 00:14:19,559 - I bet he can still play. - Yeah, but he's ancient. 210 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:22,039 Let's start looking for a new drummer. 211 00:14:31,119 --> 00:14:33,079 [BEATBOXING] 212 00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:39,839 Yeah, so am I in? 213 00:14:41,239 --> 00:14:44,239 [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] 214 00:15:04,319 --> 00:15:07,159 - Hey, wh... - Sorry, Uncle Rob. Were we too loud? 215 00:15:07,359 --> 00:15:11,239 "Too loud" is not in my vocabulary. How dare you? 216 00:15:11,399 --> 00:15:15,959 - Excuse me? - How dare you call yourself a musician? 217 00:15:16,679 --> 00:15:18,719 Loads of bands use drum loops. 218 00:15:19,199 --> 00:15:22,359 Loads of elevators play Celine Dion. That don't make it right. 219 00:15:22,999 --> 00:15:25,479 Now get your devil box out of here. 220 00:15:26,919 --> 00:15:28,639 Move it, Moby Dick. 221 00:15:33,239 --> 00:15:34,479 Go. 222 00:15:35,039 --> 00:15:36,359 My work here is done. 223 00:15:43,039 --> 00:15:45,919 - That's your uncle. - That's my uncle. 224 00:15:46,759 --> 00:15:49,359 We've kind of exhausted all our other options, so... 225 00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:54,839 - I don't have any better ideas. - Okay, fine. Go talk to him. 226 00:15:56,559 --> 00:15:57,679 [KNOCKING] 227 00:15:57,879 --> 00:15:59,799 Hey, Uncle Rob, can I talk to you? 228 00:16:01,159 --> 00:16:03,279 I will not buy beer for you and your friends... 229 00:16:03,479 --> 00:16:05,359 ...nor rent you my password to porn sites. 230 00:16:05,559 --> 00:16:08,319 Rent...? No, no. I was... 231 00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:12,759 I was actually just wondering if you'd play with us at our prom gig. 232 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,239 What did you just say? 233 00:16:19,439 --> 00:16:23,559 I was wondering if you'd play the drums with us, just for one night. 234 00:16:23,759 --> 00:16:25,839 Absolutely not. 235 00:16:26,039 --> 00:16:29,879 I haven't played the drums in 20 years. Drumming is pain... 236 00:16:30,079 --> 00:16:32,239 ...and I've had more than enough pain for one lifetime. 237 00:16:32,399 --> 00:16:34,159 Look. 238 00:16:35,039 --> 00:16:37,479 Come... Just meet me up here. 239 00:16:37,679 --> 00:16:40,599 We need a drummer, okay? And you play the drums. 240 00:16:40,759 --> 00:16:43,119 You've been a pretty terrible uncle over the years. 241 00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:46,759 Yeah, you only come by when you need something from my mom. 242 00:16:46,919 --> 00:16:50,039 You never remember my birthday. You called me Max until I was 11. 243 00:16:50,679 --> 00:16:52,999 Okay, what's your point, Matt? 244 00:16:53,999 --> 00:16:55,079 This is... 245 00:16:55,239 --> 00:16:58,679 This is really, really important to me. 246 00:16:59,079 --> 00:17:02,559 I'm not what you would call a social butterfly. 247 00:17:02,759 --> 00:17:04,279 You know? 248 00:17:04,479 --> 00:17:06,479 Playing this gig... 249 00:17:06,679 --> 00:17:09,599 ...is probably the closest I'm ever gonna get to... 250 00:17:09,799 --> 00:17:13,119 ...breaking the ice with, you know, the ladies. 251 00:17:13,679 --> 00:17:16,759 You're looking to score. I can respect that. 252 00:17:16,919 --> 00:17:19,999 Anyway, if you really are my uncle... 253 00:17:20,199 --> 00:17:21,959 ...my family... 254 00:17:22,159 --> 00:17:25,159 ...you will do this one thing for me. 255 00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:45,159 - Matt, where is he? - He said he would be here. 256 00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:48,679 He doesn't know the songs, and I thought he'd be here early. 257 00:17:48,879 --> 00:17:51,719 He said he didn't need to, he could play with us in his sleep. 258 00:17:51,879 --> 00:17:55,599 He said he feeds on God juice and miracles spring forth. 259 00:17:56,599 --> 00:18:03,199 Never fear, ni�os. Got our laminates. All access. Drives the chicks wild. 260 00:18:03,399 --> 00:18:05,439 Hey, are you ready? We're on in five minutes. 261 00:18:05,639 --> 00:18:08,639 Five minutes? What? We're headlining. We shouldn't go on till 11. 262 00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:11,439 It's the prom. It's over at 11. 263 00:18:11,959 --> 00:18:16,359 Wait. So we're on in five minutes? Seriously, five minutes? 264 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:18,279 Okay. 265 00:18:18,759 --> 00:18:22,079 Wow. That's... Five minutes. Eye of the tiger. 266 00:18:22,279 --> 00:18:24,199 Bang a gong, get it on. Bang a gong. 267 00:18:24,359 --> 00:18:27,999 Get it on, all night long, bang a gong, get it on. Rock me, Amadeus. 268 00:18:28,199 --> 00:18:29,359 [GRUNTING] 269 00:18:36,679 --> 00:18:38,039 AMELIA: Oh! 270 00:18:38,239 --> 00:18:42,559 - I'm gonna be so sick. - A little pre-show ritual. 271 00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:47,719 - Did you just...? - Lucky charm. 272 00:18:47,879 --> 00:18:50,599 Some people carry a rabbit's foot, I rock a pocket of puke. 273 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:51,839 [SHUDDERS] 274 00:18:52,079 --> 00:18:55,599 Now, ladies and gentlemen, A.D.D. 275 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:56,879 Follow my lead. 276 00:18:58,039 --> 00:18:59,159 One, two, three. 277 00:18:59,599 --> 00:19:02,479 [PLAYING "GREAT ESCAPE"] 278 00:19:57,519 --> 00:19:58,719 [CROWD CHEERING] 279 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,999 PRINCIPAL: A.D. D, ladies and gentlemen. A.D.D. 280 00:20:02,279 --> 00:20:05,599 Now it's time for your prom king and queen's first dance. 281 00:20:05,799 --> 00:20:08,759 [PLAYING "IN YOUR EYES"] 282 00:21:11,999 --> 00:21:13,639 Stop. Stop. 283 00:21:24,679 --> 00:21:29,319 Woo-hoo! Rock and roll. Thank you, Cleveland! 284 00:21:29,519 --> 00:21:31,119 [CROWD GASPS] 285 00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:32,319 [CROWD BOOING] 286 00:21:32,519 --> 00:21:35,079 Yeah! What a show! Come on. Mattie, chest bump. 287 00:21:35,239 --> 00:21:38,279 Here we go. How awesomely sweet was that? 288 00:21:38,439 --> 00:21:41,919 Oh, yeah, if by awesomely sweet, you mean a horrific train wreck... 289 00:21:42,079 --> 00:21:45,719 ...we will never live down, then, yeah, it was super awesomely sweet. 290 00:21:45,879 --> 00:21:49,879 It was like that scene in Titanic. You know, the one where they all die. 291 00:21:50,079 --> 00:21:52,479 What? We rocked the balls off that place! 292 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:55,599 - You are delusional. - You got that right, sourpuss. 293 00:21:55,759 --> 00:21:59,599 You know what else? A.D.D. just landed itself a new bricklaying drummer... 294 00:21:59,759 --> 00:22:03,199 ...and his name is Fish. 295 00:22:03,399 --> 00:22:05,319 Dude. Wake up. 296 00:22:05,519 --> 00:22:09,679 You just ruined that show and you're never playing with this band again. 297 00:22:11,159 --> 00:22:12,479 Thanks. 298 00:22:14,559 --> 00:22:15,879 [DOOR CLOSES] 299 00:22:25,759 --> 00:22:28,519 [CROWD CHEERING IN DISTANCE] 300 00:22:36,879 --> 00:22:38,479 FISH: Hello. KIM: Hello. 301 00:22:38,679 --> 00:22:41,959 FISH: Is Curtis at home? - Who is asking? 302 00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:46,039 Robert. Fishman. 303 00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:48,799 - My friends call me Fish. - Fish. 304 00:22:48,999 --> 00:22:53,239 I'm the drummer in the band from the... 305 00:22:53,679 --> 00:22:54,879 From the prom. 306 00:22:55,239 --> 00:22:56,439 Oh. 307 00:22:56,599 --> 00:23:00,279 Oh, you're serious. Oh, wow. Okay, I'm sorry. 308 00:23:00,519 --> 00:23:04,239 Curtis said that the drummer was older. I just... I figured college. 309 00:23:04,879 --> 00:23:09,719 - So and you're his older sister? - That's very flattering. No, I'm his mom. 310 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,959 No, you're not. Seriously, you're not. 311 00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:14,359 What is your name? 312 00:23:14,879 --> 00:23:17,999 Well, usually, Curtis's little friends call me Ms. Powell. 313 00:23:18,839 --> 00:23:21,079 - Ms. Powell? - Mm-hm. 314 00:23:21,279 --> 00:23:23,119 There's the cutest little jazz club... 315 00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:26,399 You know, I'm sorry. I just don't date my son's friends. 316 00:23:26,599 --> 00:23:27,879 You know? It's just icky. 317 00:23:28,079 --> 00:23:29,879 - Right. Yeah. - Kids are in the back. 318 00:23:31,759 --> 00:23:34,959 Uh, Curtis? Honey? Your play date's here. 319 00:23:35,159 --> 00:23:38,239 So sweetie, what time is your mom picking you up? 320 00:23:38,999 --> 00:23:40,679 You're hysterical. 321 00:23:40,879 --> 00:23:44,399 You have no idea. I'll see you guys. 322 00:23:45,159 --> 00:23:47,479 If it isn't the one-man band. 323 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:49,679 Okay. 324 00:23:51,519 --> 00:23:52,759 Look. 325 00:23:52,919 --> 00:23:55,759 I haven't played in front of an audience in 20 years... 326 00:23:55,919 --> 00:23:58,679 ...and so maybe, possibly... 327 00:23:58,879 --> 00:24:01,999 ...I got a little carried away and out of control, and I'm sorry. 328 00:24:02,599 --> 00:24:05,159 But I can make it up to you. What if I told you... 329 00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:09,559 ...I could get us a gig? - I'd say you're full of shit. 330 00:24:09,759 --> 00:24:13,639 Oh, whoa. Curtis, 1991 called. They want their teenage angst back. 331 00:24:13,839 --> 00:24:17,519 Oh, my God, they just called again. They want that joke back. 332 00:24:17,919 --> 00:24:23,199 Hang on. A gig? Like when U2 plays and everybody's like: 333 00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:26,039 "Yeah, U2! I love you." 334 00:24:26,239 --> 00:24:29,839 Yes. These songs need to be heard, man. Seriously! 335 00:24:30,039 --> 00:24:31,479 Who writes these songs, anyway? 336 00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,639 - I do. - Abandonment issues. 337 00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:37,919 Daddy bailed when he was 4, so... 338 00:24:38,079 --> 00:24:42,279 Well, there's a crazy mojo working with Mr. Dark and Broody there... 339 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,279 ...and me likey. 340 00:24:44,439 --> 00:24:46,439 So what do you say we lay down tracks... 341 00:24:46,599 --> 00:24:50,399 ...with Uncle Fish at the kit, and let me run with it? 342 00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:56,319 - All right, band meeting. - Okay. Huddle up. 343 00:24:56,519 --> 00:24:59,759 No, just us three. The band. 344 00:25:01,719 --> 00:25:04,359 Yeah. I'll be in my office. 345 00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:10,319 Okay, perhaps last night he was a bit ostentatious... 346 00:25:10,519 --> 00:25:14,919 ...with his performance style, but you can't deny the fact that he's got chops. 347 00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,919 - No way, man. I told him he's out. MATT: You can't deny it. 348 00:25:18,279 --> 00:25:21,279 All right, you guys. Let's just think about it like this. 349 00:25:21,439 --> 00:25:24,519 It might be kind of cool... 350 00:25:24,679 --> 00:25:27,159 ...you know, if he were in the band. We'd have it all: 351 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,839 The magnetic but tormented lead singer... 352 00:25:30,039 --> 00:25:33,399 ...the awkward, neurotic, super-nerd... - That's me. That's me. 353 00:25:33,679 --> 00:25:37,519 ...the kind of ironic, postmodern you know, punk girl... 354 00:25:37,719 --> 00:25:40,279 ...and the ancient crazy-faces-making rocker. 355 00:25:40,439 --> 00:25:42,679 You can't tell me you've seen anything like that. 356 00:25:42,879 --> 00:25:47,639 - For good reason. This isn't a joke to me. - You think it is to us? 357 00:25:49,239 --> 00:25:50,999 What have we got to lose? 358 00:25:52,159 --> 00:25:55,639 All right. If he delivers a gig, I'll give him a chance. 359 00:26:03,279 --> 00:26:05,399 Woo-hoo! Yes. 360 00:26:05,879 --> 00:26:07,199 Hello, Concrete Jungle? 361 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:08,399 Galardy's Bar & Grill. 362 00:26:08,599 --> 00:26:13,319 Oh, hi. Is this the Hi-Fi Club? I played there in 1985 with Vesuvius. 363 00:26:13,519 --> 00:26:16,879 I am with the band A.D.D. I have a demo. 364 00:26:17,079 --> 00:26:19,879 I have a new band. It's called A... Hello? 365 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,599 We have not yet rocked Akron. 366 00:26:22,759 --> 00:26:25,639 Yes, do you have auditions? Thank you. 367 00:26:25,839 --> 00:26:27,359 Thank you. You're closed? 368 00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:29,719 Okay. I'll try back. 369 00:26:33,199 --> 00:26:35,679 Oh, what are you doing here? 370 00:26:36,039 --> 00:26:37,159 I'm working on a song. 371 00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:40,399 Oh, uh-oh. Look out, everybody. Genius at work. 372 00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:43,479 Lennon and McCartney rolled into one. 373 00:26:43,679 --> 00:26:47,159 - I'd like to get back to work. - How many songs in that book? 374 00:26:48,079 --> 00:26:50,679 Probably 211. 375 00:26:50,839 --> 00:26:51,839 Wow. 376 00:26:52,039 --> 00:26:54,479 That's like 500 albums. 377 00:26:54,679 --> 00:26:59,359 I was never so much of a songwriter. More of a name-the-band kind of guy. 378 00:26:59,559 --> 00:27:03,359 Different skill set. Still important. Can I look at what you are writing? 379 00:27:04,919 --> 00:27:09,079 Dude, we are a band, okay? Bands share everything. 380 00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:13,559 - Deodorant. Buses. Chicks. - I'd just rather not. 381 00:27:13,759 --> 00:27:16,759 - We're like a family. - No. 382 00:27:16,919 --> 00:27:18,919 I'll be gentle. 383 00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:21,719 Okay. 384 00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:30,679 - These are some great lyrics. - Thank you. 385 00:27:31,199 --> 00:27:33,719 "Tomorrow never comes." 386 00:27:33,879 --> 00:27:37,239 So true. I don't understand it, but that's heavy, man. 387 00:27:37,399 --> 00:27:39,999 - Thanks. - That's good stuff. 388 00:27:40,199 --> 00:27:41,319 Thank you. 389 00:27:42,039 --> 00:27:44,399 So your dad took off when you were just a little kid? 390 00:27:45,399 --> 00:27:48,199 Mm. That must have been tough. 391 00:27:49,079 --> 00:27:50,639 You miss what you never knew. 392 00:27:54,759 --> 00:27:56,399 - What are you doing? - That's good. 393 00:27:56,559 --> 00:27:58,839 - "You miss what you never knew." - It is? You like it? 394 00:27:59,039 --> 00:28:01,879 - Yeah. - And you can have it, gratis. 395 00:28:02,079 --> 00:28:04,319 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 396 00:28:04,879 --> 00:28:05,879 Are you gonna finish that? 397 00:28:06,079 --> 00:28:07,959 - Yeah. - Thank you. 398 00:28:08,239 --> 00:28:09,839 [FISH CHEWS AND MOANS] 399 00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:11,959 - So any luck getting us a gig? - Yeah. 400 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:14,479 It's just about finding the right showcase. 401 00:28:14,679 --> 00:28:17,919 It's just focusing on the perfect showcase. 402 00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:19,879 No one likes the demo. 403 00:28:20,079 --> 00:28:22,839 I mean, it's stupid to think anybody but me would be into it. 404 00:28:23,039 --> 00:28:26,519 What? This music is great, and I can prove it. 405 00:28:26,679 --> 00:28:28,719 - How? - Let's ride. 406 00:28:30,039 --> 00:28:32,879 This, my friend, is called the drive test. 407 00:28:33,919 --> 00:28:36,599 If we can drive around with no place to go... 408 00:28:36,759 --> 00:28:41,199 ...blast the music, and feel like we're on top of the world... 409 00:28:41,399 --> 00:28:43,879 ...then we know we're onto something. 410 00:28:44,079 --> 00:28:46,239 ["GREAT ESCAPE" PLAYING ON CD] 411 00:28:49,879 --> 00:28:50,839 Sing it. 412 00:28:51,239 --> 00:28:53,839 [SINGING] 413 00:28:57,239 --> 00:28:58,759 Like you mean it! 414 00:28:58,999 --> 00:29:00,559 Come on. 415 00:29:01,559 --> 00:29:03,519 [FISH SINGING OFF-KEY] 416 00:29:09,319 --> 00:29:10,319 FISH: Right? 417 00:29:11,199 --> 00:29:13,159 [BOTH SINGING] 418 00:29:16,079 --> 00:29:19,839 How do you come up with those rhymes? "Busted, trusted." 419 00:29:20,039 --> 00:29:22,879 I don't know how you come up with it. I like this part. 420 00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:31,559 Isn't it something, Cleveland? A.D. D! 421 00:29:31,759 --> 00:29:33,959 - This guy! - And this guy! 422 00:29:34,159 --> 00:29:36,479 - Mosh pit! - Mosh? 423 00:29:39,039 --> 00:29:40,319 Slam dance! 424 00:29:41,879 --> 00:29:46,239 It does make you feel invincible, huh? Like everything is possible now! 425 00:29:46,399 --> 00:29:47,519 And you know what? 426 00:29:47,719 --> 00:29:50,999 If we can bring that to an audience, even for four and a half minutes... 427 00:29:51,199 --> 00:29:52,679 ...then we've got something. 428 00:29:53,399 --> 00:29:54,479 Give me your phone. 429 00:29:56,999 --> 00:29:59,759 Make it turn into a camera. 430 00:29:59,919 --> 00:30:02,279 - That? Okay. - Yeah. 431 00:30:02,479 --> 00:30:05,919 Give me a rebel yell on three. Three, two, one! 432 00:30:06,119 --> 00:30:07,759 [BOTH YELL] 433 00:30:07,959 --> 00:30:11,079 That is the moment we knew we were gonna be huge. 434 00:30:11,759 --> 00:30:13,039 Whoo! 435 00:30:13,359 --> 00:30:14,679 [PHONE RINGS] 436 00:30:15,639 --> 00:30:17,199 Hello? 437 00:30:17,599 --> 00:30:19,719 Yeah, hold on a sec. Robert! 438 00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:20,879 [THUMP] 439 00:30:21,079 --> 00:30:22,559 ROBERT: Ow! - Robert! 440 00:30:22,759 --> 00:30:23,759 ROBERT: I'm busy. 441 00:30:23,919 --> 00:30:26,279 - Phone! ROBERT: Jeez. 442 00:30:26,439 --> 00:30:28,159 Now. 443 00:30:31,439 --> 00:30:32,679 I think it's about a job. 444 00:30:32,879 --> 00:30:36,239 How could it not be about a job? 445 00:30:36,399 --> 00:30:38,599 One of those ones I've been looking so hard for. 446 00:30:38,759 --> 00:30:42,359 Hello, this is Fish. What? 447 00:30:43,719 --> 00:30:46,919 What? Yeah! No, hold on. Hold on. 448 00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:48,639 [SINGING] 449 00:30:48,839 --> 00:30:49,959 Yeah. 450 00:30:52,839 --> 00:30:56,199 - Gone... That's what I did. - Yeah, but you sing the harmony. 451 00:30:58,199 --> 00:30:59,399 [FISH GRUNTS] 452 00:30:59,999 --> 00:31:01,519 FISH: Oh, jeez. 453 00:31:02,999 --> 00:31:04,679 That needs to be fixed. 454 00:31:05,479 --> 00:31:07,559 AMELIA: God. FISH: I have news... 455 00:31:08,239 --> 00:31:10,879 ...but you know what? Before I reveal said news... 456 00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:14,919 ...we need to work on some things, including stage presence. 457 00:31:15,799 --> 00:31:19,519 Why? Because A.D.D. has a gig. 458 00:31:20,039 --> 00:31:21,679 - What? - A gig? 459 00:31:21,839 --> 00:31:23,199 FISH: A gig! Yes! 460 00:31:23,359 --> 00:31:24,879 - Whoo! - Yes! 461 00:31:25,079 --> 00:31:27,919 We are playing the Tiger Room in Fort Wayne, Indiana... 462 00:31:28,119 --> 00:31:33,239 ...Saturday night. We are hitting the "muh-huh-fuh-ing" road. 463 00:31:33,399 --> 00:31:35,119 Oh, Indiana. 464 00:31:35,319 --> 00:31:37,079 My mom's not gonna let me go to Indiana. 465 00:31:37,239 --> 00:31:40,399 - No, my mom's not gonna let me go. FISH: Listen up, kiddies. 466 00:31:40,559 --> 00:31:42,839 You don't ask your parents for permission to rock. 467 00:31:43,039 --> 00:31:45,399 You think The Beatles went to their mums and dads: 468 00:31:45,679 --> 00:31:47,479 [IN ENGLISH ACCENT] "Hello, Mum. Hello, Dad. 469 00:31:47,679 --> 00:31:49,839 May I have permission to go with my mates... 470 00:31:50,039 --> 00:31:52,319 ...to a little pub called Shea Stadium... 471 00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:55,279 ...and rock the world for the rest of eternity?" No! 472 00:31:55,439 --> 00:31:59,279 They were adults! You're an ad... They were adults. 473 00:31:59,439 --> 00:32:02,999 - What about the church-retreat excuse? - What's that? 474 00:32:03,199 --> 00:32:07,079 It's like, " Mom, Dad, I really wanna go on this church retreat... 475 00:32:07,279 --> 00:32:10,159 ...that I heard about so that I can learn about the Bible... 476 00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:15,559 ...you know, and meet other teenagers who share my interest in the Bible." 477 00:32:15,759 --> 00:32:17,959 - Ha. This works? AMELIA: Yeah. 478 00:32:18,159 --> 00:32:20,239 You just print up a fake flyer on Photoshop... 479 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:22,639 ...show it to your parents, and you're at a show. 480 00:32:23,159 --> 00:32:25,759 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Give it up right now, daughter of Beelzebub. 481 00:32:25,919 --> 00:32:27,359 Hit me. 482 00:32:27,519 --> 00:32:30,199 Nothing. Nothing. You're a tough cookie... 483 00:32:30,359 --> 00:32:32,559 ...but I'm gonna get a smile out of you yet. 484 00:32:32,719 --> 00:32:34,439 Smiling is for the weak. 485 00:32:36,039 --> 00:32:38,679 MATT [WHISPERING]: I can't believe we're stealing my mom's car. 486 00:32:38,919 --> 00:32:41,519 FISH [WHISPERING]: It's not stealing when you're family. 487 00:32:41,679 --> 00:32:43,919 But still, don't tell your mom. 488 00:32:44,559 --> 00:32:45,639 Hop in. 489 00:32:45,999 --> 00:32:47,879 I'm so nervous. 490 00:33:01,719 --> 00:33:02,759 [SNEEZES] 491 00:33:03,799 --> 00:33:08,159 - Did you just sneeze on my face? - No, that wasn't me. 492 00:33:09,119 --> 00:33:10,079 FISH: What you working on? 493 00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:13,639 You going to ask to hear something every time you see me writing? 494 00:33:13,839 --> 00:33:15,519 Pretty much, yep. 495 00:33:16,239 --> 00:33:18,399 - It's called "Bitter." - Butter? 496 00:33:18,599 --> 00:33:20,239 "Bitter." 497 00:33:20,439 --> 00:33:21,559 It's a song? 498 00:33:21,759 --> 00:33:23,759 - Yeah, it's a song. - Let's hear some. 499 00:33:25,679 --> 00:33:26,639 It goes: 500 00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:28,799 [SINGING "BITTER"] 501 00:33:49,879 --> 00:33:51,199 And it goes on like that. 502 00:33:51,399 --> 00:33:54,679 Well, the cyanide and razor blades are in the glove box. Help yourself. 503 00:33:54,879 --> 00:33:57,639 - Come on. Hey. Hey. Hey. - What? 504 00:33:58,199 --> 00:34:00,119 It's really good stuff. It's like poetry. 505 00:34:00,319 --> 00:34:03,759 I just wanna say, I am so excited we're on the road. 506 00:34:04,039 --> 00:34:06,359 We are doing it. We're living our dream. 507 00:34:06,559 --> 00:34:09,039 This is it. This is what it's about, living our dream. 508 00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,639 You know, we don't stop. We don't stop for anything. We just... 509 00:34:11,839 --> 00:34:12,799 [SIREN WAILS] 510 00:34:12,999 --> 00:34:15,039 I'd better stop. 511 00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:17,079 LISA: Come on, Robert. Let's go. 512 00:34:17,279 --> 00:34:19,159 I can't believe you called the cops on me. 513 00:34:19,359 --> 00:34:21,919 - You stole my car, Robert. - I topped off your fluids. 514 00:34:22,119 --> 00:34:23,079 Oh, get a job! 515 00:34:23,279 --> 00:34:25,719 I had a job, an awesome gig that was gonna pay $ 100... 516 00:34:25,919 --> 00:34:29,039 ...until you reported your car missing. - Oh, take responsibility! 517 00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:30,199 You! 518 00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:32,119 - So long, Mattie. - So long... 519 00:34:32,319 --> 00:34:34,319 Don't talk! You are not allowed to speak! 520 00:34:34,519 --> 00:34:35,879 You are not allowed to drive... 521 00:34:36,079 --> 00:34:38,599 In fact, to do anything for the rest of the summer. 522 00:34:38,759 --> 00:34:41,719 You can take away the wheels and his right to free speech... 523 00:34:41,879 --> 00:34:43,599 ...but you cannot take away the dream. 524 00:34:43,759 --> 00:34:44,919 Damn right. 525 00:34:45,079 --> 00:34:48,719 Shut up, Stan. Get out of my house, Robert. 526 00:34:48,879 --> 00:34:51,119 Hey, Fish, Fish, Fish. Listen. 527 00:34:51,319 --> 00:34:53,639 I'm really sorry she made me drop a dime on you. 528 00:34:53,839 --> 00:34:55,599 It's okay, buddy. 529 00:34:55,759 --> 00:34:59,439 Hey, give me the heavy-metal devil horns. 530 00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:01,639 Now lock them with me. 531 00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,199 My brother. 532 00:35:13,559 --> 00:35:15,999 FISH: Oh, man, thanks for letting me stay here, Mr. Lee. 533 00:35:16,199 --> 00:35:21,399 I really appreciate it. Yeah, those rice bags look comfortable. 534 00:35:21,759 --> 00:35:24,599 Fish, no one has eaten more takeout than you. 535 00:35:24,759 --> 00:35:26,599 You put my kids through college. 536 00:35:26,759 --> 00:35:28,839 You stay until you get back on your feet, huh? 537 00:35:29,679 --> 00:35:30,719 Thanks, Mr. Lee. 538 00:35:30,919 --> 00:35:32,399 [FURNACE RUMBLING] 539 00:35:32,559 --> 00:35:36,399 Wow. That heat is tremendous. 540 00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:38,199 Take this. 541 00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,519 - What's this for? - For the rats. 542 00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:44,199 Rats? 543 00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,039 MATT: Uncle Rob? 544 00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,239 [FISH YELLING] 545 00:35:59,319 --> 00:36:01,159 [GROWLS] 546 00:36:01,359 --> 00:36:03,559 Hey. Hey, I thought you were grounded. 547 00:36:03,759 --> 00:36:06,439 Technically, I'm at the library for the next 10 minutes. 548 00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:08,999 But I'm not, really. I'm here. 549 00:36:09,359 --> 00:36:10,759 Phew. 550 00:36:10,959 --> 00:36:13,199 It's uncomfortably hot down here. 551 00:36:13,399 --> 00:36:16,079 So, what brings you to the House of Lee? 552 00:36:17,079 --> 00:36:19,399 I have a way... 553 00:36:19,599 --> 00:36:22,159 ...we can still practice. 554 00:36:25,039 --> 00:36:28,199 So I've taken four webcams... 555 00:36:28,439 --> 00:36:32,359 ... then interfaced our computers to create a non-delayed... 556 00:36:32,559 --> 00:36:34,439 ... real-time virtual network. 557 00:36:34,599 --> 00:36:36,639 Hello? Is this thing on? 558 00:36:36,839 --> 00:36:38,399 - Can you hear us? - Is this working? 559 00:36:38,559 --> 00:36:39,559 Testing, testing. 560 00:36:40,439 --> 00:36:43,559 Mike check. Check. Can you hear me? 561 00:36:44,319 --> 00:36:45,279 This thing on? 562 00:36:45,439 --> 00:36:46,439 [CLICKING TONGUE] 563 00:36:46,599 --> 00:36:48,999 - It's a camera, it's not a mike. - I can hear you. 564 00:36:49,199 --> 00:36:50,919 - We can hear you. - Okay, let's do this. 565 00:36:51,079 --> 00:36:52,319 - Oh! - Oh, wow. 566 00:36:52,519 --> 00:36:54,479 - Oh! MATT: It's not a mike, Uncle Rob. 567 00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:56,319 FISH: What? - Is anybody else seeing this? 568 00:36:56,519 --> 00:36:57,599 FISH: Okay. All right. 569 00:36:57,759 --> 00:37:00,359 Am I the only one seeing this? Why is no one else reacting? 570 00:37:00,559 --> 00:37:03,279 - Try "Tomorrow Never Comes." - Curtis, are you watching this? 571 00:37:03,479 --> 00:37:05,919 - Okay, "Tomorrow Never Comes." - This is sick. Fish. 572 00:37:07,519 --> 00:37:09,679 - Oh, God. Okay. FISH: Okay, here we go. 573 00:37:10,319 --> 00:37:15,279 One, two, one, two, three, four... 574 00:37:22,279 --> 00:37:24,559 [SINGING " TOMORROW NEVER COMES"] 575 00:37:36,439 --> 00:37:39,439 No. Yeah. I know, I keep trying to download the homework... 576 00:37:39,599 --> 00:37:42,599 ...but my annoying brother is hogging all the bandwidth. 577 00:37:42,759 --> 00:37:46,279 Some stupid practice in our garage. 578 00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:50,399 Hang on. I'll call you back. 579 00:37:55,999 --> 00:37:58,799 Hello, YouTube. 580 00:37:59,559 --> 00:38:03,079 Oh, dude, this is that thing they were talking about on Stern. 581 00:38:03,279 --> 00:38:06,519 Holy shit. I think that's Robert. 582 00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:08,919 FISH: What next, guys? BARNEY: Oh, that's a lot of Robert. 583 00:38:09,119 --> 00:38:10,239 What do you wanna do next? 584 00:38:11,119 --> 00:38:12,519 Leon, come here, come here. 585 00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,359 That's... This guy's hilarious. 586 00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:16,679 That's my brother-in-law. 587 00:38:16,839 --> 00:38:19,239 - The song's pretty g... - Taking a little noodle break. 588 00:38:19,439 --> 00:38:21,639 STAN: Just had dinner with him. LEON: Get out of here. 589 00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:27,119 Ahem. You want to share this with the rest of the class, huh? 590 00:38:27,319 --> 00:38:28,639 Oh. What is that? 591 00:38:28,839 --> 00:38:30,479 FISH: What's next? Let's keep going. 592 00:38:30,679 --> 00:38:33,079 - Let's keep up this energy. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 593 00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:34,759 Oh, God. Okay. 594 00:38:45,199 --> 00:38:47,159 BOY: I'm telling you, that's the naked drummer. 595 00:38:47,359 --> 00:38:50,759 Are you sure, man? It's kind of hard to tell with his clothes on. 596 00:38:54,079 --> 00:38:55,959 It is the naked drummer. 597 00:39:00,359 --> 00:39:02,119 Hey, fam. I got here as fast as I could. 598 00:39:02,399 --> 00:39:04,959 There he is. I don't recognize you with clothes on. 599 00:39:05,159 --> 00:39:06,599 [ALL LAUGHING] 600 00:39:06,839 --> 00:39:09,559 David Marshall, head of A and R for Matchbook Records. 601 00:39:10,079 --> 00:39:11,599 Matchbook Records? 602 00:39:11,799 --> 00:39:15,559 By the way, I'm Stan. I'm kind of with the band. 603 00:39:15,759 --> 00:39:16,799 Great, great. 604 00:39:16,999 --> 00:39:19,879 He's come all the way from Los Angeles to meet you, Robert. 605 00:39:20,359 --> 00:39:22,439 We're on the Internet. On the Internet. 606 00:39:22,599 --> 00:39:24,159 DAVID: Over a million hits and counting. 607 00:39:24,359 --> 00:39:26,719 [MAKES BEEPING NOISES] 608 00:39:29,159 --> 00:39:31,799 - You know what that sound is? Anybody? - No. 609 00:39:31,999 --> 00:39:33,799 DAVID: What about you, Norm from Cheers? 610 00:39:33,999 --> 00:39:36,959 That's the sound of the money truck backing up to your door. 611 00:39:37,159 --> 00:39:39,839 But my team at Matchbook, we see more than money. 612 00:39:40,039 --> 00:39:42,079 We see beyond the gimmick of the naked drummer. 613 00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:45,039 It's a fun video. We're laughing at it, laughing... 614 00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:48,599 ...but then we're humming the songs. It's the rope-a-dope. 615 00:39:48,759 --> 00:39:53,839 Know what I mean? The rope-a-dope. We're laughing, laughing, then boom! 616 00:39:54,039 --> 00:39:57,599 Out of nowhere, we're singing and humming the tunes. Why? 617 00:39:57,759 --> 00:40:01,279 Why would we do that? I'll tell you why. Because the songs kick F-ing ass. 618 00:40:01,479 --> 00:40:04,679 Wow! All these years, wearing a suit to the office. 619 00:40:04,879 --> 00:40:08,359 - I should have been a naked drummer! - Absolutely. Here's the dealio. 620 00:40:08,559 --> 00:40:12,479 If A.D.D. has more tunes like that, then Matchbook is very interested. 621 00:40:12,679 --> 00:40:15,959 I'm sure you guys got a lot of heat. Lot of people coming after you. 622 00:40:16,159 --> 00:40:17,839 Yeah, I didn't pay taxes in the '90s. 623 00:40:18,039 --> 00:40:21,279 The phone's been ringing off the hook with offers. 624 00:40:21,439 --> 00:40:24,159 Good. Good to know. Okay. We're in the pressure cooker. 625 00:40:24,359 --> 00:40:26,199 We are through the looking glass, amigos. 626 00:40:26,359 --> 00:40:29,399 I'm gonna call my people, I'm gonna come back and holler at you. 627 00:40:29,599 --> 00:40:30,559 Excuse me a sec. 628 00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,319 We're gonna be signed. We're gonna be signed. 629 00:40:34,519 --> 00:40:38,359 - Well... - I'm gonna go call Amelia and Curtis. 630 00:40:51,159 --> 00:40:54,919 WOMAN: I love your new tat. MAN: I just got it done. 631 00:40:55,079 --> 00:40:56,799 WOMAN: I'll validate you on your way out. 632 00:40:56,999 --> 00:40:58,199 MAN: All right, thanks. 633 00:40:59,359 --> 00:41:02,199 Hello. I'm here for A.D.D. 634 00:41:02,479 --> 00:41:03,479 Name? 635 00:41:03,679 --> 00:41:05,319 Robert Fishman. 636 00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:07,759 Studio 3. 637 00:41:08,439 --> 00:41:11,319 Wait. My name is on the list? 638 00:41:11,519 --> 00:41:15,359 - Yeah. - So my name is on that list. 639 00:41:16,079 --> 00:41:17,199 Yeah. 640 00:41:17,359 --> 00:41:18,479 Can I have it? 641 00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:22,239 - No. - Okay. Sure. 642 00:41:24,439 --> 00:41:27,399 AMELIA: This does not suck. CURTIS: You're the man. 643 00:41:28,039 --> 00:41:30,079 They have free food. 644 00:41:31,519 --> 00:41:33,079 Whoa. 645 00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,039 The mixing board... 646 00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:39,879 ...with its thousands of mysterious buttons. 647 00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:42,559 The big chair... 648 00:41:43,079 --> 00:41:45,839 ...that swooshes me around the studio. 649 00:41:46,559 --> 00:41:50,719 That allows me to slide wherever I care to go. 650 00:41:50,879 --> 00:41:54,799 The soundproof glass window. The giant headphones. 651 00:41:56,879 --> 00:41:58,719 [GRUNTS] 652 00:41:59,999 --> 00:42:02,359 [PLAYING "BITTER"] 653 00:42:33,519 --> 00:42:36,079 FISH: It's not very good. It's very, very depressing. 654 00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,159 It makes me wanna kill myself. 655 00:42:38,359 --> 00:42:40,919 Seriously, we need to stop this right now. 656 00:42:41,079 --> 00:42:43,079 Why don't we turn this frown upside down? 657 00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:46,759 Let's just push the tempo. Say, "I'm not bitter." 658 00:42:46,919 --> 00:42:48,959 - Okay. - Okay? Follow my lead. 659 00:42:49,159 --> 00:42:51,719 - What's he doing? FISH: From the bridge. Let's do it. 660 00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:53,959 One, two, three, four! 661 00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:57,559 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 662 00:42:58,199 --> 00:42:59,159 Sing! 663 00:42:59,359 --> 00:43:00,439 [SINGING] 664 00:43:01,399 --> 00:43:02,359 - You recording? - Yep. 665 00:43:17,439 --> 00:43:19,519 - Yeah! - Ow! 666 00:43:19,759 --> 00:43:22,359 - Yes. That's what I'm talking about! CURTIS: That rocks. 667 00:43:22,519 --> 00:43:26,519 Instead of a canoe paddling in a pond, we were a tank flying down a mountain. 668 00:43:26,679 --> 00:43:29,479 - I like that. It feels really good. - What do you guys think? 669 00:43:30,079 --> 00:43:31,159 [DAVID LAUGHS] 670 00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:34,799 Lennon's rolling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him. 671 00:43:34,999 --> 00:43:36,319 We're gonna bounce that down. 672 00:43:36,519 --> 00:43:39,599 - Yeah! Bouncing it down! - Whoo! What does that mean? 673 00:43:39,759 --> 00:43:41,919 I have no idea. Let's take five. 674 00:43:42,079 --> 00:43:43,759 [TOILET FLUSHES] 675 00:43:49,439 --> 00:43:52,439 Someday one of these bad boys will have your name on it, C-note. 676 00:43:52,599 --> 00:43:54,479 I guarantee. 677 00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,559 There's a lot of biz buzz on you back in Hollyweird, my man. 678 00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:58,719 - Really? - Yeah. 679 00:43:58,879 --> 00:44:01,719 You got an opportunity to capitalize on this YouTube thing. 680 00:44:01,919 --> 00:44:04,719 We're talking an album, a tour... 681 00:44:04,919 --> 00:44:08,279 You're gonna have more ladies than Jay-Z got Mercedes. 682 00:44:08,959 --> 00:44:10,479 You're gonna need two dicks. 683 00:44:10,679 --> 00:44:12,519 - Thanks. - Yeah, yeah. No problem. 684 00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:16,679 - What are you guys doing? - Just telling Big C here the game plan. 685 00:44:16,839 --> 00:44:20,119 We're gonna hang out in the studio a couple weeks, do more recording... 686 00:44:20,319 --> 00:44:22,879 ...then strap in, young'uns. 687 00:44:23,519 --> 00:44:24,639 We're hitting the road. 688 00:44:24,839 --> 00:44:26,719 - What? - You heard me, Curly Sue. 689 00:44:26,919 --> 00:44:28,159 Midwest tour. 690 00:44:28,439 --> 00:44:30,239 Huh? That's right! 691 00:44:30,439 --> 00:44:31,679 - Yeah! - Yeah! 692 00:44:31,839 --> 00:44:33,359 DAVID: All right. Easy. - Yeah. 693 00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:35,759 FISH: And in conclusion, ladies and gentlemen... 694 00:44:35,919 --> 00:44:40,359 ...I promise you that on the road, these kids will have an experience... 695 00:44:40,559 --> 00:44:44,519 ...unlike any they have ever experienced! 696 00:44:44,759 --> 00:44:46,079 [MAN CLEARS THROAT] 697 00:44:46,519 --> 00:44:47,999 KIM: Um... 698 00:44:48,199 --> 00:44:51,599 I think, well, what he's trying to say in a... 699 00:44:51,759 --> 00:44:55,759 Just a really incomprehensible way... 700 00:44:56,399 --> 00:45:00,479 ...is that this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for them. 701 00:45:00,679 --> 00:45:03,359 And they have worked so hard, and want this so badly. 702 00:45:03,559 --> 00:45:08,039 And I'm not thrilled with letting Curtis go without me being there... 703 00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:11,839 ...but I don't want him to spend the rest of his life thinking, "What if...?" 704 00:45:12,319 --> 00:45:15,559 You know? So you got my vote. 705 00:45:17,839 --> 00:45:19,679 [FEEDBACK SQUEALS] 706 00:45:19,919 --> 00:45:20,999 I'm sorry. 707 00:45:21,199 --> 00:45:25,199 I lived my life saying, "What if...?" 708 00:45:25,359 --> 00:45:27,599 Twenty years of "What if...?" 709 00:45:28,039 --> 00:45:29,439 You feel me, Jack? 710 00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:32,399 You'll be safe, right? 711 00:45:32,559 --> 00:45:34,279 Of course. 712 00:45:35,359 --> 00:45:36,599 - Okay. - Okay. 713 00:45:36,759 --> 00:45:37,879 - Okay? - Okay. 714 00:45:38,079 --> 00:45:39,439 - Okay. - Lisa? 715 00:45:43,039 --> 00:45:44,519 Okay. All right. 716 00:45:45,599 --> 00:45:47,639 MOM: Just please be careful. AMELIA: Okay. 717 00:45:52,079 --> 00:45:54,639 Hey. Thank you. 718 00:45:55,199 --> 00:45:57,119 You're welcome. 719 00:45:57,319 --> 00:46:01,919 But if one hair on his head is harmed, I will kill you. 720 00:46:03,279 --> 00:46:05,119 - Cool. - All right. 721 00:46:05,319 --> 00:46:07,959 - Mattie? I trust you. MATT: Yeah? 722 00:46:08,159 --> 00:46:10,039 But I don't trust your uncle. 723 00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:13,519 So I don't want you to listen to a word he says, okay? 724 00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:15,999 - Okay. - Okay. 725 00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:25,199 Whoa. 726 00:46:25,599 --> 00:46:26,999 [BUS HORN HONKS] 727 00:46:27,679 --> 00:46:29,839 FISH: First tour bus. 728 00:46:33,919 --> 00:46:35,159 Nice ride. 729 00:46:35,359 --> 00:46:37,039 MATT: I'll call you guys. - Please do. 730 00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,599 - Will you be okay? - Yes. I'm gonna be fine. 731 00:46:39,759 --> 00:46:42,439 - I love you. I'm so proud of you. - Love you too. 732 00:46:50,399 --> 00:46:53,279 Mr. Gator here. All you bear bait headed north... 733 00:46:53,439 --> 00:46:57,719 ...on big slab l-5 round yardstick 40... - Citizens band, huh? 734 00:46:58,239 --> 00:46:59,239 Pretty cool. 735 00:46:59,399 --> 00:47:02,199 - Ever heard of cell phones? - Ever heard of brain cancer? 736 00:47:02,399 --> 00:47:06,439 There's two things in this world I do not trust when they're wireless... 737 00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:10,159 ...and that is phones and marionettes. 738 00:47:10,319 --> 00:47:13,039 FISH: Woo-hoo! Beaded curtains. 739 00:47:13,759 --> 00:47:15,999 Fridge with beer. Beer I didn't pay for. 740 00:47:16,199 --> 00:47:19,199 Yes. Time to party hearty. Hello. 741 00:47:19,359 --> 00:47:21,759 I thought you were gonna be the responsible adult. 742 00:47:21,919 --> 00:47:23,839 Oh, I'm gonna be responsible, all right... 743 00:47:24,039 --> 00:47:26,759 ...for partying till my nuts catch fire. 744 00:47:26,919 --> 00:47:28,079 What is wrong with you? 745 00:47:28,279 --> 00:47:31,399 What is wrong with me? All my life, people kept saying, " Grow up. 746 00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:35,999 Give up your dreams. Get a haircut, Fish. You'll never rock anymore." 747 00:47:36,199 --> 00:47:39,719 Well, you know what? Look at me now, day job! 748 00:47:39,879 --> 00:47:40,879 Woo-hoo! 749 00:47:41,079 --> 00:47:44,039 On your left, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 750 00:47:49,399 --> 00:47:50,359 Whoo! 751 00:47:50,879 --> 00:47:53,159 Save some room for my drums, baby... 752 00:47:53,359 --> 00:47:56,119 ...because Fish's Age of Rage has begu... 753 00:47:57,919 --> 00:47:59,519 I got a bug. 754 00:48:02,919 --> 00:48:07,479 - Woo-hoo! First venue. CURTIS: All right. 755 00:48:09,759 --> 00:48:11,079 First marquee. 756 00:48:11,399 --> 00:48:15,519 Check, check, check. Check, one, two. Check, one, two. Check. Check. 757 00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:18,279 - First sound check. - Yeah. 758 00:48:18,439 --> 00:48:20,119 Check, check. Test hit. 759 00:48:20,319 --> 00:48:23,359 Testes, one, two, testes, check, check. 760 00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:28,439 HOST: Let's give a warm Dayton welcome to A.D. 761 00:48:28,599 --> 00:48:30,199 [SPARSE APPLAUSE] 762 00:48:31,519 --> 00:48:33,359 Yeah. 763 00:48:34,079 --> 00:48:35,119 Hi. 764 00:48:38,519 --> 00:48:39,599 Hello. 765 00:48:40,319 --> 00:48:42,519 Hey, hey. Let's rock. 766 00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:44,679 One, two, three. 767 00:48:44,879 --> 00:48:47,079 [FEEDBACK SQUEALS] 768 00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:49,519 First technical difficulty. 769 00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:51,319 [PLAYING "TOO FAR"] 770 00:48:59,199 --> 00:49:00,119 First recovery. 771 00:49:41,439 --> 00:49:43,719 You nailed that key change on "Too Far." 772 00:49:43,879 --> 00:49:45,359 Oh, thanks. 773 00:49:45,559 --> 00:49:48,759 FISH: You were out of your mind. Chewing the keys off the board. 774 00:49:48,919 --> 00:49:51,999 You were better than Kurt Cobain. You're like Hurt Cobain. 775 00:49:52,199 --> 00:49:53,239 A.D.D. 776 00:49:54,439 --> 00:49:56,119 You guys are sweet. 777 00:50:01,159 --> 00:50:03,359 First fan. Ha-ha! 778 00:50:03,559 --> 00:50:04,799 That did sound pretty good. 779 00:50:04,999 --> 00:50:08,519 It was better than good. It was sweet. 780 00:50:09,439 --> 00:50:11,559 You're so wet. 781 00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:16,479 - Yes. Yes! Our band is sweet. - No! 782 00:50:18,359 --> 00:50:20,199 - Sweet! - Oh, my God. 783 00:50:20,359 --> 00:50:23,559 I'm not leaving you out, Mattie. I'm saving the biggest hug for you... 784 00:50:23,759 --> 00:50:27,079 ...because you brought me here. - Uncle Rob, we don't need... 785 00:50:27,279 --> 00:50:28,479 - Oh, there we go. Shh. - Oh, God. 786 00:50:28,679 --> 00:50:31,279 - Uncle Fish has got you there, big fella. MATT: So moist. 787 00:50:31,439 --> 00:50:32,519 Hi. 788 00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:38,399 Um, we were wondering if we could buy you guys a beer or something. 789 00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,479 First groupies. 790 00:50:43,679 --> 00:50:46,999 Unfortunately, they are not of age. Fortunately... 791 00:50:47,199 --> 00:50:49,719 ...I am double the legal limit for after-show parties. 792 00:50:49,879 --> 00:50:52,159 Yeah, we were kind of looking for someone... 793 00:50:52,359 --> 00:50:58,839 ...a little closer to our age, but thanks. 794 00:50:59,999 --> 00:51:02,039 First blow-off. Let the games begin. 795 00:51:07,279 --> 00:51:10,599 FISH: Oh, man. This is where rock 'n' roll came to die. 796 00:51:10,799 --> 00:51:14,039 It's all about text chats and Playbox with you guys. 797 00:51:14,199 --> 00:51:16,199 - It's Xbox. - Whatever. 798 00:51:16,359 --> 00:51:18,079 We're on tour. 799 00:51:18,279 --> 00:51:20,599 - You may never get this chance again. - Come on. 800 00:51:20,759 --> 00:51:22,759 Okay? We have gotta cut loose. 801 00:51:22,919 --> 00:51:24,999 I feel like I cut loose when I'm on-stage. 802 00:51:25,199 --> 00:51:27,999 Then I like to rest and unwind a little bit. Please move. 803 00:51:28,199 --> 00:51:30,759 - And you call yourself my nephew. - He's right. 804 00:51:30,919 --> 00:51:33,879 - It's late. We're tired. - You're like a bunch of grandmas. 805 00:51:34,079 --> 00:51:35,759 You look like Miss Saigon. 806 00:51:36,399 --> 00:51:40,759 Wait, I get it. You guys don't know what it means to go on tour. 807 00:51:40,919 --> 00:51:44,159 - Don't you do this. - Well, I do. 808 00:51:44,359 --> 00:51:45,599 You're a monster. 809 00:51:45,759 --> 00:51:47,719 [ALL SHOUTING] 810 00:51:57,399 --> 00:52:00,519 CROWD [CHANTING]: Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! 811 00:52:02,079 --> 00:52:03,279 [CROWD CHEERING] 812 00:52:22,679 --> 00:52:24,999 FISH: I am a golden Fish! 813 00:52:25,839 --> 00:52:26,799 [LAUGHS] 814 00:52:27,759 --> 00:52:28,839 [SCREAMS] 815 00:52:30,359 --> 00:52:33,079 Woo-hoo! 816 00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:36,159 Woo-hoo! 817 00:52:39,399 --> 00:52:41,159 Yeah! Now we got a party! 818 00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:44,079 - Aah! ALL: Oh! 819 00:52:44,279 --> 00:52:46,279 [SIRENS APPROACHING] 820 00:53:01,519 --> 00:53:04,159 Hey, man. What's wrong? 821 00:53:04,359 --> 00:53:05,519 We're in the joint. 822 00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:08,439 We're going behind bars, man! This is awesome. 823 00:53:08,639 --> 00:53:10,559 This is what being a rock star's all about! 824 00:53:10,759 --> 00:53:14,119 Yeah, I don't know. I guess for me, it's always been more about the music. 825 00:53:15,599 --> 00:53:19,399 No, music definitely plays an important part. 826 00:53:19,919 --> 00:53:20,879 I just... 827 00:53:21,359 --> 00:53:23,119 I always hope maybe, you know... 828 00:53:23,279 --> 00:53:25,759 ...someday, my dad would hear one of my songs... 829 00:53:25,919 --> 00:53:29,839 ...and feel, I don't know, something. 830 00:53:32,159 --> 00:53:33,279 You want my advice? 831 00:53:34,439 --> 00:53:36,759 You got a good thing going. 832 00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:39,319 Don't chase something you're never gonna get. 833 00:53:39,519 --> 00:53:41,559 It's his loss. He's the one missing out. 834 00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,759 Trust me. I know. 835 00:53:43,919 --> 00:53:46,319 I got the best seat in the house. 836 00:53:46,559 --> 00:53:48,319 Right between the guitar and the bass. 837 00:53:49,279 --> 00:53:52,919 - Fishman. You all made bail. - Yes. 838 00:53:53,079 --> 00:53:56,119 - How? - Thank you. The fans. 839 00:53:56,279 --> 00:53:58,759 The magic of rock 'n' roll. Come on, where's my posse? 840 00:53:58,959 --> 00:54:02,919 That, my friends, is what happens when you're a rock star. 841 00:54:03,119 --> 00:54:04,519 - Night, guys. DETECTIVE: Night, Fish. 842 00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:06,239 Oh, crap. 843 00:54:06,799 --> 00:54:07,879 Mom? 844 00:54:08,079 --> 00:54:11,159 I trusted you. I vouched for you and for the safety of these kids. 845 00:54:11,319 --> 00:54:16,319 This is how you pay me back? By being a drunken, irresponsible, drunken... 846 00:54:16,519 --> 00:54:17,799 - You said "drunken." - I know. 847 00:54:18,359 --> 00:54:21,239 - What is wrong with you? Hey, Kim. - Hey, Lisa. 848 00:54:21,439 --> 00:54:23,319 LISA: Two arrests in three weeks? 849 00:54:23,519 --> 00:54:26,559 What does it feel like to destroy a hotel room? 850 00:54:26,759 --> 00:54:29,759 It must be freeing. It's gotta be freeing, huh? 851 00:54:29,919 --> 00:54:31,719 You have no idea. 852 00:54:32,359 --> 00:54:34,199 - Really? FISH: Oh, yeah. 853 00:54:34,399 --> 00:54:35,959 You are such an idiot. 854 00:54:36,159 --> 00:54:38,119 Come on, Matt. We're going. Tour's over. 855 00:54:38,279 --> 00:54:40,359 You can't cancel the t... Lower my voice. 856 00:54:40,559 --> 00:54:41,879 You can't cancel the tour. 857 00:54:42,079 --> 00:54:45,599 - He's right. People are digging... - I don't care if you're selling out arenas. 858 00:54:45,759 --> 00:54:47,439 - I don't trust Drummer Boy... - What? 859 00:54:47,599 --> 00:54:49,279 - Let's go. - I'm not going home. 860 00:54:49,439 --> 00:54:52,319 I'm not, either. And don't call my uncle Little Drummer Boy. 861 00:54:52,519 --> 00:54:56,079 - He's a big drummer boy. - I'm the mother, you're the child. 862 00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:59,919 No, because I show you respect, and then you don't listen. 863 00:55:00,119 --> 00:55:02,999 - I can't hear you. - Hey. Guys. Guys. 864 00:55:03,159 --> 00:55:06,719 - You don't listen to me. - We're a band and we stick together. 865 00:55:06,919 --> 00:55:08,039 We're finishing the tour. 866 00:55:08,199 --> 00:55:11,079 I'm sorry if you guys have a problem, but that's the way it is. 867 00:55:11,959 --> 00:55:13,279 Yeah. 868 00:55:13,439 --> 00:55:17,559 - Okay, I'll go. LISA: What? 869 00:55:17,759 --> 00:55:20,439 I don't think it's fair. These kids cancel their tour... 870 00:55:20,599 --> 00:55:25,079 ...because Baby Huey over here isn't responsible enough to be an adult... 871 00:55:25,279 --> 00:55:26,479 ...so I will go. 872 00:55:26,679 --> 00:55:28,839 - I'll go too. - Oh, be quiet, Stan. 873 00:55:29,039 --> 00:55:34,159 No. A tour with parents is not a tour. On this point, I will not bend. That's it. 874 00:55:34,359 --> 00:55:36,959 My line in the sand has been drawn. 875 00:55:38,759 --> 00:55:40,999 FISH: I just wanna say on behalf of the band... 876 00:55:41,199 --> 00:55:43,559 ...it's kind of a buzz-kill having you on the tour. 877 00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:48,319 Really? If you hadn't been such a jackass, I wouldn't have to be here. 878 00:55:48,519 --> 00:55:51,279 Whatever. I just need you to do a little babysitting... 879 00:55:51,439 --> 00:55:55,279 ...and don't rain on my parade, okay? Because I'm living my dream. 880 00:55:56,079 --> 00:55:59,559 Did you always have that knee brace in your dream? 881 00:56:00,199 --> 00:56:02,119 What did I say about raining on my parade? 882 00:56:02,319 --> 00:56:05,119 Sorry. You know what? I'm sorry. 883 00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:07,599 You are an adult. I mean, technically. 884 00:56:07,799 --> 00:56:11,879 You can do what you want. I just think you might want to start to take it easy. 885 00:56:12,079 --> 00:56:14,639 Take it easy? Thanks, the Eagles. 886 00:56:14,839 --> 00:56:16,959 No. I spent my whole life taking it easy... 887 00:56:17,439 --> 00:56:19,959 ...and now I'm making up for lost time. 888 00:56:20,159 --> 00:56:21,319 - Hoo-hoo! - All right. 889 00:56:21,519 --> 00:56:23,759 FISH: I'm gonna do whatever I want. Watch this. 890 00:56:23,919 --> 00:56:25,399 I may go moon a trucker. 891 00:56:25,599 --> 00:56:29,279 Or streak up and down the bus, or take a nap. 892 00:56:29,439 --> 00:56:32,079 Not sure which. My choice. Hmm. Make a decision. 893 00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:34,399 I think I'll take a nap. Excuse me. 894 00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:35,839 Okey-dokey. 895 00:56:38,559 --> 00:56:41,639 I have a silly question. Do you have any hand sanitizer? 896 00:56:41,879 --> 00:56:44,719 I do. I've used it for other things, but you're welcome to it. 897 00:56:44,879 --> 00:56:45,919 Jesus Christ. 898 00:56:47,159 --> 00:56:48,919 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 899 00:56:49,999 --> 00:56:52,919 AMELIA: Hello? - Hey, it's D.V. Put me on shout, yo. 900 00:56:54,879 --> 00:56:56,959 - Hey, are you guys sitting down? - One second. 901 00:56:57,159 --> 00:56:59,319 - Yeah, well stand up. I got great news. - Okay. 902 00:56:59,519 --> 00:57:01,519 You're gonna shoot a music video. 903 00:57:01,679 --> 00:57:03,759 Whoo! Yes! 904 00:57:03,959 --> 00:57:06,839 I got us the hottest video director in town. 905 00:57:07,039 --> 00:57:10,559 Yeah. All right, I gotta go. I'm in a tremendous amount of pain. 906 00:57:10,759 --> 00:57:12,919 ["TOMORROW NEVER COMES" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 907 00:57:13,279 --> 00:57:15,879 ["TOMORROW NEVER COMES" PLAYING BACKWARDS] 908 00:57:21,839 --> 00:57:24,199 [SINGING BACKWARDS] 909 00:57:27,439 --> 00:57:28,879 Cut it, please. Cut... 910 00:57:29,079 --> 00:57:31,319 We're rehearsing now. That means you should move. 911 00:57:31,519 --> 00:57:32,759 Your mouth and your body. 912 00:57:32,919 --> 00:57:36,079 Go backwards in slow motion, then say the words backwards. 913 00:57:36,239 --> 00:57:37,479 Where's the girl? 914 00:57:37,679 --> 00:57:39,039 Say the words backwards. 915 00:57:39,239 --> 00:57:40,959 In post it's all gonna be forward. 916 00:57:41,159 --> 00:57:43,559 You have to go backwards for me to make it forward, get it? 917 00:57:43,719 --> 00:57:45,039 [SINGS BACKWARDS] 918 00:57:45,239 --> 00:57:46,399 [SINGS FORWARD] 919 00:57:46,559 --> 00:57:47,559 [SINGS BACKWARDS] 920 00:57:47,719 --> 00:57:49,039 [SINGS FORWARD AND BACKWARDS] 921 00:57:49,719 --> 00:57:52,079 - Where's the girl? - Don't hold your breath. 922 00:57:52,239 --> 00:57:54,319 - What is happening? - Excuse me, Kip? 923 00:57:54,519 --> 00:57:57,319 - Yes? - Listen, can we call this a day? 924 00:57:57,519 --> 00:57:59,559 - No. No, this isn't happening. - Listen to me. 925 00:57:59,759 --> 00:58:00,999 - What's going on? - Go ahead. 926 00:58:01,159 --> 00:58:03,439 It's Amelia. She's just having a really tough day. 927 00:58:03,639 --> 00:58:06,039 - Not feeling like a rock star. - I'll go talk to her. 928 00:58:06,199 --> 00:58:07,999 Okay. Good luck with that. 929 00:58:11,039 --> 00:58:12,679 - Amelia? AMELIA: Just go away. 930 00:58:12,839 --> 00:58:14,599 Come on, it's okay to be nervous. 931 00:58:14,759 --> 00:58:17,159 I either throw up or get the runs before every show. 932 00:58:17,359 --> 00:58:20,839 - Last night it was both. - Gross. Leave me alone. 933 00:58:20,999 --> 00:58:25,359 Come on. Girlfriend, we need you. Come on. 934 00:58:27,279 --> 00:58:30,159 - I'm sorry. I just can't. - Hey, what's wrong? 935 00:58:30,359 --> 00:58:34,879 - I told that idiot stylist not to brush it. - Let me see. 936 00:58:36,599 --> 00:58:39,799 Holy sh... Oh, wow. Hey. 937 00:58:39,999 --> 00:58:45,239 - See? I look like shit, okay? Go away. - Listen, it's just hair. It's no biggie. 938 00:58:46,719 --> 00:58:49,639 Maybe girls like me just don't belong in music videos. 939 00:58:51,079 --> 00:58:54,959 You know, if that's the look that they want, they should just... 940 00:58:55,159 --> 00:58:57,919 ...grab one of those annoying little girls hanging on Curtis. 941 00:58:58,119 --> 00:58:59,439 Don't say that. 942 00:58:59,639 --> 00:59:03,679 Those girls are a dime a dozen. That is why you are in this band... 943 00:59:03,879 --> 00:59:07,559 ...and they are not. Because you have looks and personality. 944 00:59:07,759 --> 00:59:09,519 You've got attitude, you've got edge... 945 00:59:09,719 --> 00:59:14,759 ...you've got pure, unfiltered badass-ed-ness. Yeah. 946 00:59:14,919 --> 00:59:16,959 Now, as far as the 'do goes... 947 00:59:17,159 --> 00:59:19,839 ...take it from someone that's been at war with their hair. 948 00:59:20,519 --> 00:59:25,919 It just needs a little bit of love and a lot of product. 949 00:59:35,079 --> 00:59:36,519 KIP: Welcome back. 950 00:59:40,359 --> 00:59:43,479 Smile? No smile? 951 00:59:45,279 --> 00:59:46,599 Thanks, Fish. 952 00:59:54,199 --> 00:59:56,759 - Good job. - This part's gonna blow people's minds. 953 00:59:56,959 --> 01:00:00,759 I'm gonna shoot you with this old Bolex, stop-motion, you're gonna be animated. 954 01:00:00,959 --> 01:00:04,919 So pick your spot, take your breath, and move a tiny bit. 955 01:00:06,879 --> 01:00:07,839 Move a tiny bit. 956 01:00:08,039 --> 01:00:09,119 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 957 01:00:09,279 --> 01:00:10,959 Move a tiny bit. 958 01:00:11,159 --> 01:00:13,799 Move a tiny bit. Wait a minute. 959 01:00:13,999 --> 01:00:16,119 - You have a tattoo. KIM: What? Where? 960 01:00:16,279 --> 01:00:18,359 Oh, my God. I'm gonna get that checked out. 961 01:00:18,519 --> 01:00:20,439 Funny. Good. I'm just saying it's weird... 962 01:00:20,599 --> 01:00:23,399 ...because you have a tattoo, but you're a mom. 963 01:00:23,599 --> 01:00:27,639 Gee, nothing gets by you, does it? Yes, I have a tattoo, and I am a mom. 964 01:00:27,839 --> 01:00:29,439 A few too many flirtinis? 965 01:00:29,599 --> 01:00:31,999 Close. It was an old band. 966 01:00:32,199 --> 01:00:33,919 - You were in a band? - Mm-hm. 967 01:00:34,079 --> 01:00:36,479 I was in an all-girl punk band. 968 01:00:36,679 --> 01:00:37,799 No way. That's awesome. 969 01:00:37,999 --> 01:00:42,279 Yeah. Put a safety pin in my T-shirt and I'm a badass. Good times. 970 01:00:42,439 --> 01:00:47,319 So what happened to the old "S.W." band? Why'd you give it up? 971 01:00:47,519 --> 01:00:49,159 Well, I'm not exactly sure... 972 01:00:49,359 --> 01:00:52,039 ...but I think it had something to do with the fact that... 973 01:00:52,239 --> 01:00:54,399 ...a pregnant 17-year-old lead singer... 974 01:00:54,559 --> 01:00:57,039 ...wasn't exactly what MTV was looking for. 975 01:00:57,679 --> 01:01:00,759 - They so lack vision. - Cut! You moved too much. Okay? 976 01:01:00,959 --> 01:01:04,679 "Tiny bit" means tiny bit, not big bit or regular bit. Tiny bit. Move a tiny bit. 977 01:01:04,879 --> 01:01:07,559 I don't know why you're blinking more than a normal person... 978 01:01:07,759 --> 01:01:10,399 ...but blink like a normal person or don't blink. 979 01:01:10,599 --> 01:01:11,559 So your choice. 980 01:01:13,839 --> 01:01:15,599 [MATT SNORING] 981 01:01:22,199 --> 01:01:23,799 Matt. 982 01:01:26,279 --> 01:01:28,559 - Matt. - Yeah, you okay? 983 01:01:28,719 --> 01:01:32,399 - Do you sleep with your eyes open? - No, I'm fine. 984 01:01:32,559 --> 01:01:34,159 Good night. 985 01:01:35,719 --> 01:01:36,799 [SNORING] 986 01:01:44,399 --> 01:01:46,359 [CAR HORNS HONKING] 987 01:01:54,239 --> 01:01:55,839 [INAUDIBLE] 988 01:01:57,279 --> 01:01:59,159 [CROWD CHEERING] 989 01:02:02,879 --> 01:02:04,119 [WHISTLES] 990 01:02:12,359 --> 01:02:15,199 Hey, can you sign my shirt? 991 01:02:15,919 --> 01:02:18,159 You're... You're very well-proportioned. 992 01:02:23,519 --> 01:02:25,759 - Hey. Good night. - Good night. 993 01:02:38,239 --> 01:02:41,999 You Tube sensation A.D.D. have gone from total unknowns... 994 01:02:42,199 --> 01:02:44,279 ... to a top- 10 album, a number one single... 995 01:02:44,439 --> 01:02:47,719 ... and a sold-out tour in just three short months. 996 01:02:49,559 --> 01:02:51,719 Thank you very much. You have a great night. 997 01:02:51,879 --> 01:02:53,759 [CROWD CHEERING] 998 01:02:53,919 --> 01:02:55,359 GIRL: I love you, Matt. 999 01:02:57,079 --> 01:02:59,839 Somebody threw this at me, and it's got a telephone number... 1000 01:03:00,039 --> 01:03:02,399 ...an e-mail address, and it's big. 1001 01:03:02,599 --> 01:03:04,119 Rock 'n' roll. 1002 01:03:05,159 --> 01:03:10,319 - Let me see that. - Hey, hey. A.D.D., you were amazing. 1003 01:03:10,479 --> 01:03:13,839 Oh, wow. Mattie, oh, it was so incredible. 1004 01:03:13,999 --> 01:03:16,879 Everybody loved it and they were singing along with the words. 1005 01:03:17,079 --> 01:03:20,639 They were mouthing your words. You were good, Fish. 1006 01:03:20,839 --> 01:03:25,039 Oh, my goodness. That was great, guys. Unh! Give it up. 1007 01:03:25,199 --> 01:03:28,239 Okay, I understand. Nice. Nicely done. Here's the plan, okay? 1008 01:03:28,439 --> 01:03:32,559 We gotta go down, give some face time to the fans, then get out of here, okay? 1009 01:03:32,719 --> 01:03:36,279 MySpace is throwing you guys a party, and I don't wanna be late. 1010 01:03:36,559 --> 01:03:40,159 Wanna get there before all the good T-A-l-L is taken, know what I'm saying? 1011 01:03:40,359 --> 01:03:41,639 We can spell. 1012 01:03:41,839 --> 01:03:44,279 Yeah. Yeah, no, I get that. That makes sense. 1013 01:03:44,439 --> 01:03:47,519 Hello. Hello there. Hi. I don't think we've been introduced. 1014 01:03:47,719 --> 01:03:50,839 - David Marshall, Matchbook Records. - Hey. Kim Powell. I'm Curtis' mom. 1015 01:03:51,039 --> 01:03:52,559 Oh! 1016 01:03:53,159 --> 01:03:55,239 The wellspring, huh? 1017 01:03:55,679 --> 01:03:56,959 Excuse me? 1018 01:03:57,279 --> 01:03:59,999 I would love to spend nine months inside you. 1019 01:04:03,159 --> 01:04:05,079 Why's everybody being quiet? 1020 01:04:05,399 --> 01:04:07,199 DAVID: Ha-ha-ha! FISH: Hoo-hoo! 1021 01:04:07,359 --> 01:04:10,519 DAVID: There it is. It's like a school bus for assholes. 1022 01:04:10,719 --> 01:04:13,479 - I'm not gonna get in that thing. - That is a nice ride. 1023 01:04:13,679 --> 01:04:17,239 - Yeah. Go have fun. CURTIS: Come on, let's go. 1024 01:04:17,439 --> 01:04:19,919 - Oh, wow. Yellow. - Yeah. Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 1025 01:04:21,119 --> 01:04:22,399 KIM: Okay, let's go. 1026 01:04:22,599 --> 01:04:25,519 I'm gonna cut to the chase, because that's how I do, but... 1027 01:04:25,679 --> 01:04:28,159 You're familiar with the term "MILF"? 1028 01:04:28,679 --> 01:04:31,439 Because I would never use that to describe you, ever. 1029 01:04:31,599 --> 01:04:33,639 I hate that term. It disgusts me. 1030 01:04:33,839 --> 01:04:38,279 No, no, no. you are more of a "MILMSLT." 1031 01:04:40,359 --> 01:04:42,519 That's a mother I'd like to make sweet love to. 1032 01:04:43,399 --> 01:04:46,719 Oh, thank you. I'm really flattered, actually. 1033 01:04:47,519 --> 01:04:51,159 Um, so are you familiar with the term "PILS"? 1034 01:04:51,359 --> 01:04:54,279 No, no, no. What's a PILS? 1035 01:04:54,439 --> 01:04:56,679 It's a person I'd like to stab. 1036 01:04:58,239 --> 01:04:59,239 [KIM GIGGLES] 1037 01:05:01,559 --> 01:05:04,039 - I know. - Oh, that's good. Watch out here. 1038 01:05:04,199 --> 01:05:06,119 Cougar's got claws. 1039 01:05:06,279 --> 01:05:08,239 - I'm gonna hop in the Hummer. - Good idea. 1040 01:05:08,399 --> 01:05:10,119 - I'll see you guys in the Hummer. - Go. 1041 01:05:10,279 --> 01:05:11,679 Hit the omelet bar. 1042 01:05:11,879 --> 01:05:14,079 - Well played, my lady. - Shall we? 1043 01:05:14,279 --> 01:05:16,439 FISH: You know, I'm gonna take a rain check. 1044 01:05:16,599 --> 01:05:18,999 Really? You? A rain check, huh? 1045 01:05:19,199 --> 01:05:21,399 - Okay. - Well, you know, I got... 1046 01:05:21,679 --> 01:05:24,999 ...a date back at the club with a couple of shorties, so... 1047 01:05:25,199 --> 01:05:28,959 - Oh, all right. See you later. - Okay. All right. 1048 01:05:29,279 --> 01:05:31,879 Don't wait up for me, okay, because I'm gonna be: 1049 01:05:32,079 --> 01:05:34,759 - Whoop, whoop! Whoop. KIM: See you. 1050 01:05:34,919 --> 01:05:36,759 [HUMMER DRIVES AWAY] 1051 01:05:41,719 --> 01:05:44,119 [ALL CHATTERING] 1052 01:05:58,239 --> 01:05:59,679 AMELIA: Mattie? MATT: Hi. 1053 01:05:59,879 --> 01:06:03,639 - Hi. Are you okay? - Oh, super duper. I am just doing... 1054 01:06:03,839 --> 01:06:05,119 - This is some... - Who is she? 1055 01:06:05,679 --> 01:06:08,039 I don't know her name. I've seen her at our shows... 1056 01:06:08,199 --> 01:06:11,919 ...and I've wanted to engage her, but I just get so nervous. 1057 01:06:12,119 --> 01:06:15,159 - Which one is she? - She's sitting at the bar, in the blue. 1058 01:06:15,359 --> 01:06:17,319 - No. Don't stare. - I'm not staring. 1059 01:06:17,519 --> 01:06:20,359 You're embarrassing me in front of her. Just be respectful. 1060 01:06:20,599 --> 01:06:22,839 She's the one sitting over there in the blue T-shirt. 1061 01:06:23,359 --> 01:06:28,639 Uh, okay. The shirt that reads "I heart Matt" in rhinestones? 1062 01:06:28,839 --> 01:06:30,079 That could be a coincidence. 1063 01:06:30,239 --> 01:06:33,079 Maybe it's "I heart Matt" LeBlanc from TV's the Friends. 1064 01:06:33,239 --> 01:06:36,359 Look at me, Amelia. 1065 01:06:36,559 --> 01:06:40,479 Look at me. I am not the world's most handsome guy here. 1066 01:06:41,239 --> 01:06:42,519 And... 1067 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:46,199 ...I don't know how to speak to a girl, other than you. 1068 01:06:46,399 --> 01:06:48,159 I've never kissed a girl. 1069 01:06:48,359 --> 01:06:52,639 I've never asked one to go to a movie or maybe go to dinner, or... 1070 01:06:57,119 --> 01:06:59,639 There, okay? Now you've had the experience. 1071 01:06:59,839 --> 01:07:02,039 Now go talk to her and quit pussing out. 1072 01:07:12,999 --> 01:07:15,599 Hi. Nice to meet you. 1073 01:07:29,399 --> 01:07:31,999 - Could you sign this, please? - Oh, yeah. 1074 01:07:32,199 --> 01:07:34,319 Yeah, that would be great. 1075 01:07:40,279 --> 01:07:42,879 [FOREIGNER'S " FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME" PLAYING NEARBY] 1076 01:07:46,039 --> 01:07:47,439 Huh. 1077 01:07:52,279 --> 01:07:53,279 FISH: Hello? 1078 01:07:55,519 --> 01:07:56,599 [MUSIC STOPS] 1079 01:07:56,799 --> 01:07:58,679 - Hey. Can I? - Sure, come on in. 1080 01:07:59,199 --> 01:08:02,959 You're back already, huh? How were the smallies? 1081 01:08:03,519 --> 01:08:07,199 Shorties, and I decided to call it an early night tonight. 1082 01:08:07,359 --> 01:08:10,119 Those were some great moves, by the way. 1083 01:08:10,839 --> 01:08:11,799 Yeah, great. 1084 01:08:13,279 --> 01:08:16,159 So this is supposed to be a guitar. 1085 01:08:16,439 --> 01:08:19,479 Yeah, it's a guitar. It's really fun. Do you wanna play? 1086 01:08:19,679 --> 01:08:21,879 - Come on. Come on. - All right. 1087 01:08:22,079 --> 01:08:24,479 - All right, just put it on. Okay. - Okay. 1088 01:08:24,999 --> 01:08:27,079 KIM: See? It goes red, blue. FISH: I'm lost. 1089 01:08:27,279 --> 01:08:28,439 - Blue. - Blue. 1090 01:08:28,599 --> 01:08:32,879 - And hit this so you can get extra points. - I love this song. This song is awesome. 1091 01:08:33,079 --> 01:08:34,199 You're doing it. 1092 01:08:34,399 --> 01:08:37,039 - I'm kicking your ass is what I'm doing. - You're not even. 1093 01:08:37,239 --> 01:08:40,839 - Yeah. - Now we're a rock band. 1094 01:08:41,039 --> 01:08:42,519 Double head. 1095 01:08:46,359 --> 01:08:49,879 DAVID: May I introduce A.D.D.'s first video. Pow! 1096 01:08:50,079 --> 01:08:52,879 ["TOMORROW NEVER COMES" PLAYING ON TV] 1097 01:09:12,319 --> 01:09:15,559 You know, verse, chorus, verse, chorus. You've heard the song. 1098 01:09:15,759 --> 01:09:17,319 So, what do you think, huh? 1099 01:09:17,519 --> 01:09:21,079 I'm not even embarrassed by it, and I'm embarrassed by, like, everything. 1100 01:09:21,279 --> 01:09:22,679 Well, your body's changing. 1101 01:09:22,839 --> 01:09:26,119 Don't you hate how the camera itself adds 10 pounds? 1102 01:09:26,279 --> 01:09:30,279 Yeah. The camera and food, right? If you like that, you're gonna love this. 1103 01:09:30,439 --> 01:09:31,479 This little puppy... 1104 01:09:31,679 --> 01:09:35,479 ...is going to debut next Monday as the number nine video in the country. 1105 01:09:36,039 --> 01:09:38,359 Yeah. All right. 1106 01:09:38,559 --> 01:09:41,239 And you're gonna crap your khakis when you hear this. 1107 01:09:41,399 --> 01:09:44,199 Y'all just got asked to open for Vesuvius... 1108 01:09:44,399 --> 01:09:47,639 ...in honor of their induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Huh? 1109 01:09:48,159 --> 01:09:49,759 That's pretty great, right? 1110 01:09:49,919 --> 01:09:53,439 Like a " Cleveland up-and-comers open for Cleveland legends" thizz-ang. 1111 01:09:53,599 --> 01:09:57,479 Not to mention, it keeps it all in the Matchbook family, which is good. 1112 01:09:57,679 --> 01:09:59,199 FISH: No. No. 1113 01:09:59,399 --> 01:10:00,479 No, no, no. 1114 01:10:00,999 --> 01:10:04,559 Fish, Fish? Breathe, breathe. You have to breathe. 1115 01:10:04,759 --> 01:10:06,519 All right. Okay. 1116 01:10:07,319 --> 01:10:09,399 What if I said yes already? Where does that leave us? 1117 01:10:10,239 --> 01:10:11,759 Oh, God. Okay, all right, Fish? 1118 01:10:11,959 --> 01:10:13,879 [FISH YELLING] 1119 01:10:14,519 --> 01:10:18,199 - Drama. FISH: No! 1120 01:10:18,679 --> 01:10:22,199 - I'll go talk to him. - No, no. Just sit. I'll do it. 1121 01:10:22,359 --> 01:10:24,359 DAVID: You guys realize if you open for Vesuvius... 1122 01:10:24,519 --> 01:10:27,759 ...you'll get to play in front of 20,000 people. 1123 01:10:28,519 --> 01:10:30,799 Fish has a history with them. We can't do that. 1124 01:10:30,999 --> 01:10:35,639 Look, I love Fish. I do. I love that guy. And I never say love... 1125 01:10:35,999 --> 01:10:38,759 ...but the guy's practically in a full-body cast. 1126 01:10:38,919 --> 01:10:42,359 You know what I mean? I think it's time we put him out of his misery. 1127 01:10:44,279 --> 01:10:47,159 Know what I'm saying? We need to freshen the look of the band. 1128 01:10:47,359 --> 01:10:49,119 - What do you say? - A band's a family. 1129 01:10:49,279 --> 01:10:51,079 You don't turn your back on family. 1130 01:10:54,079 --> 01:10:56,199 What is this, Full House? Are you kidding? 1131 01:10:56,399 --> 01:10:59,279 He stays. That's that. 1132 01:11:00,319 --> 01:11:03,679 You know what? You're right. Yeah. No, he stays. Good call. 1133 01:11:05,119 --> 01:11:09,759 - Hey. Fish! - No, no! I can't do it. I won't do it. 1134 01:11:09,959 --> 01:11:12,319 "Promised Land" is my song. I came up with the title. 1135 01:11:12,479 --> 01:11:14,239 And they are in the promised land... 1136 01:11:14,439 --> 01:11:17,479 ...and I'm walking around in the desert for 40 years. I'm Moses. 1137 01:11:17,679 --> 01:11:20,839 I led them to the land of milk and honey and three-ways and orgies... 1138 01:11:21,599 --> 01:11:23,719 - Fish. Listen to me. - And I'm eating manna... 1139 01:11:26,279 --> 01:11:28,239 I can't... I can't hear you... 1140 01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:30,599 Ooh. 1141 01:11:31,519 --> 01:11:32,959 Hello, Yoko. 1142 01:11:39,759 --> 01:11:41,799 - What was that for? - To shut you up. 1143 01:11:42,399 --> 01:11:43,959 - Okay. - Now listen to me. 1144 01:11:44,159 --> 01:11:46,599 You have already made it to the promised land, okay? 1145 01:11:46,759 --> 01:11:48,999 Not the way you thought, but you've made it. 1146 01:11:49,199 --> 01:11:52,519 Are you gonna blow this because of some stupid grudge? 1147 01:11:52,759 --> 01:11:57,079 Come on. Just let it go. Play the gig. Please. 1148 01:12:00,039 --> 01:12:02,399 Your witchy, witchy ways won't work on me. 1149 01:12:03,639 --> 01:12:08,359 I am never opening for Vesuvius. 1150 01:12:19,519 --> 01:12:24,319 Oh, oh, oh. Hey, buddy. Hey, man. What a coincidence, huh? 1151 01:12:24,519 --> 01:12:27,399 - I didn't know you were staying here. - Yeah, I love this place. 1152 01:12:27,599 --> 01:12:29,279 Same floor and everything. 1153 01:12:32,599 --> 01:12:34,479 I wanna say I think it's super awesome... 1154 01:12:34,679 --> 01:12:36,599 ...that you're cool with Fish banging your mom. 1155 01:12:36,759 --> 01:12:39,159 - What are you talking about? - I'm just saying... 1156 01:12:39,359 --> 01:12:42,679 ...it's mature that you approve of him hitting that sweet stuff. 1157 01:12:42,879 --> 01:12:45,399 Cool as a fan, man. You're a cool, cool kid. 1158 01:12:45,559 --> 01:12:49,799 You're like Vin Diesel wrapped in a Jeremy Piven pie. 1159 01:12:51,599 --> 01:12:53,519 All right. Here we are. 1160 01:12:54,199 --> 01:12:57,239 You know what? I just realized I'm not in this hotel. 1161 01:12:59,799 --> 01:13:02,719 Take care, kiddo. You're a rock star. Whoo! 1162 01:13:03,119 --> 01:13:05,039 [CROWD CHEERING] 1163 01:13:05,239 --> 01:13:08,239 [PLAYING "BITTER"] 1164 01:13:35,919 --> 01:13:38,799 If you guys have been dying to spend some time in Cleveland... 1165 01:13:38,999 --> 01:13:42,999 ...come out next month when A.D.D.'s gonna be doing a free arena show. 1166 01:13:43,199 --> 01:13:45,199 [CROWD CHEERING] 1167 01:13:50,519 --> 01:13:54,039 We're gonna be opening up for Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees... 1168 01:13:54,239 --> 01:13:56,119 ...the mighty Vesuvius. 1169 01:13:57,919 --> 01:14:00,559 Hey, hey. I thought you said we weren't gonna do that. 1170 01:14:00,719 --> 01:14:03,519 - I decided we were. - Guys, we should discuss this later. 1171 01:14:03,679 --> 01:14:05,279 There's no need. It's a done deal. 1172 01:14:05,439 --> 01:14:08,559 I am not doing that, okay? I am not opening for them. 1173 01:14:10,119 --> 01:14:11,799 You think we should open for Vesuvius? 1174 01:14:11,999 --> 01:14:13,519 [CROWD CHEERING] 1175 01:14:13,679 --> 01:14:15,359 Then you better find a new drummer. 1176 01:14:15,999 --> 01:14:17,999 Know why you're in this band? You're a joke. 1177 01:14:18,199 --> 01:14:20,199 I'm not letting my mom go out with a joke. 1178 01:14:20,359 --> 01:14:23,239 And I'm not missing the show of my life because of you. 1179 01:14:28,439 --> 01:14:31,039 Ow! Ow! 1180 01:14:32,839 --> 01:14:33,799 [SCREAMS] 1181 01:14:34,999 --> 01:14:36,719 [CROWD GASPS] 1182 01:14:40,399 --> 01:14:43,359 What? You've never seen anyone kick over their drums in anger... 1183 01:14:43,559 --> 01:14:45,519 ...jump off the stage and twist both ankles? 1184 01:14:45,719 --> 01:14:50,039 WOMAN: No. - Well, now you have. Ow. 1185 01:14:50,399 --> 01:14:51,679 Make a path. 1186 01:14:52,239 --> 01:14:54,199 [FISH GRUNTING] 1187 01:14:58,999 --> 01:15:00,759 Oh, no. 1188 01:15:03,639 --> 01:15:04,599 [ANKLE CRACKS] 1189 01:15:04,799 --> 01:15:06,719 [GRUNTING] 1190 01:15:07,439 --> 01:15:10,359 Fish. It's okay. Are you okay? 1191 01:15:11,039 --> 01:15:12,079 Yeah. Yeah. 1192 01:15:12,599 --> 01:15:14,399 - You all right? - Yeah, top of the world. 1193 01:15:14,599 --> 01:15:17,079 Thanks. My left ankle is making a pretty serious clicking noise. 1194 01:15:17,279 --> 01:15:18,239 [ANKLE CLICKING] 1195 01:15:18,439 --> 01:15:20,599 - Yeah, I hear that. - Yeah. 1196 01:15:20,759 --> 01:15:23,199 Listen. We need to talk to Curtis. 1197 01:15:23,359 --> 01:15:26,439 Fish, we kissed. Once. On tour. 1198 01:15:26,599 --> 01:15:31,439 You know what this is. This isn't real. In real life, I am Curtis's mom... 1199 01:15:31,599 --> 01:15:35,719 ...and you are... Oh, you are just a guy who won't grow up. 1200 01:15:35,879 --> 01:15:39,559 I tried growing up, okay? For 20 years. 1201 01:15:39,719 --> 01:15:43,759 I tried it. I hated every moment of it, and I'm not going back to that. 1202 01:15:43,919 --> 01:15:47,959 You never even moved forward. You didn't give being an adult a chance. 1203 01:15:48,159 --> 01:15:51,319 You're just living in some moment that happened 20 years ago. 1204 01:15:52,519 --> 01:15:54,799 You said you didn't have it figured it out either. 1205 01:15:54,999 --> 01:15:58,239 I don't, but at least I'm living in the present. 1206 01:16:14,199 --> 01:16:16,119 Hello, rat. 1207 01:16:23,359 --> 01:16:26,799 Here we are. Check it out, guys, huh? Not bad. 1208 01:16:26,999 --> 01:16:29,319 CURTIS: Yeah, yeah. DAVID: Uh-oh. 1209 01:16:29,519 --> 01:16:32,359 Who could that be? Guys, this is your new drummer, Paul. 1210 01:16:32,559 --> 01:16:35,759 Go ahead and get to know him better. Give him a nickname. Any animal. 1211 01:16:35,919 --> 01:16:38,839 Except Fish. Obviously, that would be a little awkward. 1212 01:16:39,039 --> 01:16:41,519 Cool. Great. Well, come on. Let's go. Let's rehearse. 1213 01:16:42,519 --> 01:16:43,479 Set up. Come on. 1214 01:16:43,719 --> 01:16:46,279 Yeah, there we go. All right. 1215 01:17:05,919 --> 01:17:07,599 Any last requests? 1216 01:17:07,799 --> 01:17:09,279 Be gentle. 1217 01:17:19,599 --> 01:17:20,879 WOMAN: Robert, I like your r�sum�. 1218 01:17:21,079 --> 01:17:25,959 I certainly love your objectives, and Stan speaks very highly of you. 1219 01:17:26,839 --> 01:17:30,319 I do notice that your last job was a few months ago. 1220 01:17:31,559 --> 01:17:33,159 What have you been doing since then? 1221 01:17:35,759 --> 01:17:42,119 He's been taking some time to recharge the old batteries. 1222 01:17:42,279 --> 01:17:44,799 And now I'm ready to work here until I die. 1223 01:17:46,239 --> 01:17:47,799 [CHUCKLES] 1224 01:17:51,879 --> 01:17:56,599 I don't even wanna talk to him about it. It's so frustrating and it's so unfair. 1225 01:17:56,799 --> 01:17:58,199 Hey. 1226 01:17:59,039 --> 01:18:01,959 Hey. We were supposed to start two hours ago. 1227 01:18:02,159 --> 01:18:04,759 Relax. I figured you guys could just practice with Paul. 1228 01:18:04,959 --> 01:18:07,359 Ever since you forced Fish out... 1229 01:18:07,519 --> 01:18:09,079 ...this went from being a band... 1230 01:18:09,239 --> 01:18:11,239 ...to being you and some people behind you. 1231 01:18:11,399 --> 01:18:13,999 I didn't force him out of the band. He quit. 1232 01:18:14,199 --> 01:18:18,239 You were mean and manipulative, and you completely forced him out. 1233 01:18:20,119 --> 01:18:22,599 - This Paul thing is good for us. - Are you kidding me? 1234 01:18:22,759 --> 01:18:26,159 Look at him. It's like Abercrombie's making people now. 1235 01:18:26,359 --> 01:18:27,439 We need Fish. 1236 01:18:28,359 --> 01:18:31,879 You know? He's sloppy and stupid, and he's full of life. 1237 01:18:32,079 --> 01:18:34,119 We're not the same without him. You know it. 1238 01:18:34,279 --> 01:18:37,119 Okay, yeah. He said he won't open for Vesuvius. 1239 01:18:37,279 --> 01:18:41,279 Curtis, had you gone up to him and just said it from your heart... 1240 01:18:41,439 --> 01:18:45,559 ...how important it was for you and the band, he would have done it. 1241 01:18:45,719 --> 01:18:49,119 - Mattie's right. I mean, he would have. MATT: He would've done it in a second. 1242 01:18:49,279 --> 01:18:52,159 Because he loves you. 1243 01:18:54,559 --> 01:18:57,159 Know what, guys? I'm really not in the mood to practice. 1244 01:19:00,919 --> 01:19:04,319 I hope you know that I'm getting paid whether we practice or not. 1245 01:19:04,959 --> 01:19:06,479 Shut up, Paul. 1246 01:19:45,159 --> 01:19:46,759 Hey. 1247 01:19:47,159 --> 01:19:48,679 Hey. 1248 01:19:49,679 --> 01:19:52,559 Listen, I had no idea real life was so boring. 1249 01:19:54,159 --> 01:19:56,959 And soul crushing. Don't forget soul crushing. 1250 01:19:57,159 --> 01:19:58,839 That's a nice suit. 1251 01:19:59,759 --> 01:20:01,599 I'm gonna kill you. 1252 01:20:02,159 --> 01:20:04,239 You mind if I sit? 1253 01:20:05,839 --> 01:20:07,279 So... 1254 01:20:07,439 --> 01:20:11,319 ...Matt says that if I'd asked you in a nicer way to open for Vesuvius... 1255 01:20:11,479 --> 01:20:13,239 ...you'd have said yes. 1256 01:20:13,439 --> 01:20:16,039 Well, even though he's a genius, he's an idiot. 1257 01:20:16,199 --> 01:20:18,559 I am not opening for no Vesuvius. 1258 01:20:18,759 --> 01:20:22,519 - You're being a baby. - No, I'm not. I'm being realistic. 1259 01:20:22,679 --> 01:20:24,879 You're telling me Robert Fishman, a.k.a. Fish... 1260 01:20:25,079 --> 01:20:29,599 ...has a chance to play Q Arena in front of 20,000 screaming fans... 1261 01:20:29,759 --> 01:20:31,839 ...and he's not gonna take it? 1262 01:20:32,239 --> 01:20:35,039 I saw Ozzy bite the head off a bat on that stage. 1263 01:20:35,239 --> 01:20:38,519 You could see A.D.D. there with a really good seat between the guitar... 1264 01:20:38,719 --> 01:20:41,119 ...and bass. - And the bass. Best seat in the house. 1265 01:20:43,079 --> 01:20:45,039 No. No way. 1266 01:20:45,239 --> 01:20:48,999 I am not opening for Vesuvius. They can open for me. 1267 01:20:49,879 --> 01:20:51,039 It's not fair. 1268 01:20:51,239 --> 01:20:53,079 Of course not. Who said life was fair? 1269 01:20:53,239 --> 01:20:55,879 - Don't be so mature. - You want my advice? 1270 01:20:56,079 --> 01:20:58,119 You got a good thing going. 1271 01:20:59,239 --> 01:21:02,079 You shouldn't be chasing something you're never gonna get back. 1272 01:21:02,239 --> 01:21:04,719 Keep stealing my lines, I'll punch you in the eye. 1273 01:21:06,439 --> 01:21:09,239 Let me tell you how it's gonna be. You're gonna suck it up... 1274 01:21:09,399 --> 01:21:12,519 ...because A.D.D. needs a sloppy-ass Robert Fishman-type drummer. 1275 01:21:12,679 --> 01:21:17,639 It's just one more night, one more show. Just finish what you started. 1276 01:21:20,159 --> 01:21:21,639 What do you say? 1277 01:21:24,839 --> 01:21:26,039 I say... 1278 01:21:26,679 --> 01:21:31,359 ...I am the best sloppy-ass Robert Fishman-type drummer there is. 1279 01:21:32,559 --> 01:21:34,559 - Ow. - Ooh, I'm sorry. 1280 01:21:35,719 --> 01:21:38,079 Excuse me, everyone? May I have your attention? 1281 01:21:38,239 --> 01:21:40,399 I want you all to know that me and my band... 1282 01:21:40,559 --> 01:21:43,399 ...are gonna play the Q Arena. 1283 01:21:43,559 --> 01:21:45,759 And I want you to know it is never too late. 1284 01:21:45,919 --> 01:21:47,679 - Yeah. - Yeah! 1285 01:21:47,879 --> 01:21:49,399 Yeah. All right. 1286 01:21:49,559 --> 01:21:51,399 It is never too late to rock. 1287 01:21:51,559 --> 01:21:54,079 Come on, guys. Let's go. Stage dive. Stage dive. 1288 01:21:54,239 --> 01:21:55,799 Stage dive. 1289 01:21:55,999 --> 01:21:58,759 We're gonna bodysurf you on out of here. Come on. Let's go. 1290 01:21:59,479 --> 01:22:02,719 All right. Here we go. Rock 'n' roll! 1291 01:22:03,159 --> 01:22:04,519 [FISH YELLS] 1292 01:22:04,719 --> 01:22:07,759 Ow, ow, ow. My carpal tunnel. Okay, put me down. 1293 01:22:13,759 --> 01:22:14,719 Yes. 1294 01:22:15,759 --> 01:22:18,959 All right. Can you feel the excitement? 1295 01:22:19,159 --> 01:22:21,999 I sat right there for Metallica... 1296 01:22:22,199 --> 01:22:25,279 ...way up there for M�tley Cr�e, behind the stage for Van Halen... 1297 01:22:25,439 --> 01:22:28,279 ...but I never thought I would be standing here. 1298 01:22:28,439 --> 01:22:30,119 I'm so nervous. I'm gonna be sick. 1299 01:22:30,279 --> 01:22:31,879 Act like we're back in the garage. 1300 01:22:32,079 --> 01:22:35,959 Yeah, with 20,000 Vesuvius fans just chilling on the driveway. 1301 01:22:36,159 --> 01:22:39,079 - You think they'll like us? - We're gonna make them like us. 1302 01:22:39,239 --> 01:22:43,399 There they are. Woo-hoo! A.D.D. Ha-ha! 1303 01:22:43,559 --> 01:22:48,439 Fish, dude, so glad to have you back, bro. For real, for real. 1304 01:22:48,599 --> 01:22:52,199 Everybody at Matchbook is happy you worked out your thing. 1305 01:22:52,919 --> 01:22:54,839 Well? You ready? 1306 01:22:55,079 --> 01:22:57,119 Let's get ready to do this show. Come on. 1307 01:22:57,319 --> 01:23:00,759 CURTIS: All right. Come on, let's go. 1308 01:23:20,599 --> 01:23:22,119 Okay, guys, follow me. 1309 01:23:22,279 --> 01:23:25,959 I got A.D.D. right here with me. This way. 1310 01:23:28,199 --> 01:23:32,879 P. A: Clear the hall. Vesuvius coming through. Vesuvius coming through. 1311 01:23:53,919 --> 01:23:55,079 [BOTTLE SHATTERS] 1312 01:24:01,519 --> 01:24:03,039 Ha-ha! Uh-oh! 1313 01:24:03,199 --> 01:24:06,159 A.D.D., let me introduce you to the mighty Vesuvius. 1314 01:24:07,159 --> 01:24:09,119 David Marshall. We've met a couple times. 1315 01:24:09,279 --> 01:24:10,279 [IN ENGLISH ACCENT] No. 1316 01:24:10,439 --> 01:24:11,719 Sorry. 1317 01:24:12,679 --> 01:24:16,799 Hello, kiddies. You're the band we're supposed to launch. 1318 01:24:17,439 --> 01:24:19,039 TRASH [IN ENGLISH ACCENT]: Gobsmacked, eh? 1319 01:24:19,199 --> 01:24:23,759 It's all right, mates. It's difficult to meet your heroes for the first time. 1320 01:24:25,359 --> 01:24:27,679 Why do you guys have British accents? 1321 01:24:27,839 --> 01:24:30,879 Who's this geezer? "Why do you have British accents?" 1322 01:24:31,079 --> 01:24:33,279 [IN ENGLISH ACCENT] Hang on. Hang on. We know him, mates. 1323 01:24:33,439 --> 01:24:36,799 Back from when we were American. Look, it's Fish. 1324 01:24:36,999 --> 01:24:38,039 TRASH: Who? 1325 01:24:38,239 --> 01:24:42,599 Oh, Trash, Trash, it's Fish. Fishy. Fish and chips. 1326 01:24:42,759 --> 01:24:44,039 Oh, right. 1327 01:24:44,279 --> 01:24:46,759 Yeah, Fish, having a laugh. 1328 01:24:46,919 --> 01:24:50,359 All right, mate? Sticks, this is the bloke what you replaced. 1329 01:24:50,559 --> 01:24:52,719 - Hey, that's right. - Fishy. 1330 01:24:52,919 --> 01:24:55,999 I just wanted to point out that I'm actually from England. 1331 01:24:56,879 --> 01:25:00,599 He's just taking the piss. You know, one of me mates. 1332 01:25:00,759 --> 01:25:02,479 So, Fish. 1333 01:25:03,719 --> 01:25:04,799 Been busy? 1334 01:25:06,479 --> 01:25:08,479 You know, I've thought about this moment... 1335 01:25:08,679 --> 01:25:11,039 ...every day for the last 20 years... 1336 01:25:11,279 --> 01:25:14,759 - Oh... ...wondering what I would say to you... 1337 01:25:14,919 --> 01:25:16,359 ...what I would do to you. 1338 01:25:16,919 --> 01:25:20,599 And if this was a week ago... 1339 01:25:20,759 --> 01:25:25,039 ...I would have attacked you all like a fierce wolverine. 1340 01:25:25,199 --> 01:25:27,639 I'm glad it wasn't last week, then. 1341 01:25:27,839 --> 01:25:29,559 Pulled the skin from your faces... 1342 01:25:30,399 --> 01:25:35,679 ...and treated myself to some human carpaccio or face jerky. 1343 01:25:36,239 --> 01:25:38,799 But that is just not me anymore. 1344 01:25:38,999 --> 01:25:41,159 So I wanna say to you right now... 1345 01:25:41,999 --> 01:25:44,039 ...have a great show. 1346 01:25:44,239 --> 01:25:45,439 Oh... 1347 01:25:45,599 --> 01:25:49,159 Cheers, man. Come on, for old times' sake. 1348 01:25:49,359 --> 01:25:51,039 [ALL CHATTERING] 1349 01:25:53,559 --> 01:25:57,999 DAVID: Not bad, huh? D.V. coming through for you. Meeting your heroes. 1350 01:25:58,199 --> 01:25:59,879 FISH: Let's do this. Woo-hoo! 1351 01:26:00,279 --> 01:26:02,239 [CROWD CHEERING] 1352 01:26:02,759 --> 01:26:05,759 [PLAYING " LIVING FOR THE FIRST TIME"] 1353 01:26:08,319 --> 01:26:10,319 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 1354 01:26:50,719 --> 01:26:52,479 [PLAYING "GREAT ESCAPE"] 1355 01:27:19,759 --> 01:27:21,999 [CROWD CHEERING] 1356 01:27:22,599 --> 01:27:24,039 Yeah! 1357 01:27:24,519 --> 01:27:26,519 I know that guy. 1358 01:27:30,839 --> 01:27:32,079 I love you, Matt. 1359 01:27:37,199 --> 01:27:38,919 Yeah! Whoo! 1360 01:27:47,679 --> 01:27:49,199 FISH: Yes. Yes! 1361 01:27:49,399 --> 01:27:50,919 You rocked it. 1362 01:27:51,079 --> 01:27:53,359 [ALL LAUGHING AND WHOOPING] 1363 01:27:54,239 --> 01:27:55,199 - Hey. - Hey. 1364 01:27:55,599 --> 01:27:57,159 MATT: So good. FISH: Yes. 1365 01:27:57,359 --> 01:27:58,879 - Great show. CURTIS: Yeah, you too. 1366 01:28:00,599 --> 01:28:05,599 So I was wondering maybe if later you'd wanna get a bite to eat. 1367 01:28:05,799 --> 01:28:07,959 Sure. Yeah. I'll tell Mattie. 1368 01:28:09,319 --> 01:28:14,319 I was thinking maybe, you know, just me and you could go together. 1369 01:28:14,519 --> 01:28:15,919 Oh. 1370 01:28:17,919 --> 01:28:19,119 Yeah. 1371 01:28:19,279 --> 01:28:20,879 I mean, you know, that'd be cool. 1372 01:28:21,519 --> 01:28:23,159 All right. 1373 01:28:26,759 --> 01:28:28,119 FISH: Hey. 1374 01:28:28,919 --> 01:28:30,279 There it is. 1375 01:28:31,279 --> 01:28:33,519 MATT: So good, man. You were so good. 1376 01:28:33,719 --> 01:28:36,399 KIM: Sweetie, you were wonderful. Fish, that was awesome. 1377 01:28:36,559 --> 01:28:37,559 FISH: Thanks. 1378 01:28:37,719 --> 01:28:39,559 - Nice haircut, by the way. - Thank you. 1379 01:28:39,719 --> 01:28:44,199 I heard women like a more mature look, so... 1380 01:28:44,399 --> 01:28:46,279 I liked your look. 1381 01:28:46,879 --> 01:28:47,839 - Come here. - Ah, ah. 1382 01:28:48,039 --> 01:28:51,159 - I'm kind of... You know? You sure? - I don't care. 1383 01:28:57,359 --> 01:29:00,519 ANNOUNCER [OVER SPEAKERS]: All hail the mighty... 1384 01:29:00,679 --> 01:29:04,439 ... Vesuvius. 1385 01:29:04,679 --> 01:29:07,159 [PLAYING "PROMISED LAND"] 1386 01:29:45,079 --> 01:29:46,559 [SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] 1387 01:30:04,559 --> 01:30:06,719 Oh, my God. They're lip-synching. 1388 01:30:14,679 --> 01:30:15,839 It's a live mike. 1389 01:30:15,999 --> 01:30:18,159 - They're lip-synching. - They're lip-synching. 1390 01:30:18,359 --> 01:30:20,319 Get out there and do something. 1391 01:30:22,599 --> 01:30:23,879 Keep going. 1392 01:30:25,519 --> 01:30:26,999 [MUSIC STOPS] 1393 01:30:27,759 --> 01:30:29,399 Oh, no. 1394 01:30:29,559 --> 01:30:31,799 We got an Ashlee Simpson situation here. 1395 01:30:31,999 --> 01:30:34,159 [CROWD BOOING] 1396 01:30:36,719 --> 01:30:38,599 WOMAN 1: You suck. 1397 01:30:43,719 --> 01:30:46,759 Go back to Cleveland, Cleveland. 1398 01:30:51,239 --> 01:30:52,839 MAN 1: Go away. 1399 01:30:54,439 --> 01:30:57,319 MAN 2: You guys suck. WOMAN 2: Losers. 1400 01:31:02,639 --> 01:31:04,719 CROWD [CHANTING]: A.D.D. A.D.D. 1401 01:31:04,919 --> 01:31:09,679 A.D.D. A.D.D. A.D.D. A.D.D. 1402 01:31:09,879 --> 01:31:12,039 FISH: It's insane. - What do you think? 1403 01:31:12,359 --> 01:31:13,959 I think... 1404 01:31:14,279 --> 01:31:17,759 ...they're calling our names. Come on. Let's roll. 1405 01:31:17,919 --> 01:31:21,439 Whoa, whoa, whoa! It is not a good idea to go out there. 1406 01:31:21,599 --> 01:31:24,199 It's Vesuvius' show. Don't wanna make them look bad. 1407 01:31:24,359 --> 01:31:27,959 And you'll piss off the record company, which I do not suggest you do. 1408 01:31:28,159 --> 01:31:30,319 These people came here for live music. 1409 01:31:30,519 --> 01:31:34,439 Screw these people. It's a free show, dumbass. You don't have a choice. 1410 01:31:34,599 --> 01:31:36,639 - David's right. - Thank you. 1411 01:31:36,839 --> 01:31:39,639 We don't have a choice. We gotta go up there. 1412 01:31:39,839 --> 01:31:41,919 By the way, you better not be here when we get back. 1413 01:31:42,079 --> 01:31:43,799 We're gonna look for new management. 1414 01:31:43,999 --> 01:31:46,919 I love this kid. Love him. You speak your mind. 1415 01:31:47,079 --> 01:31:51,399 You have integrity. You inspire me. You're like 6, and you inspire me. 1416 01:31:51,559 --> 01:31:54,639 Hey. Read my lips, asshole. You're fired. 1417 01:31:57,039 --> 01:32:01,159 - Let's go. Come on. - You're a bad man. 1418 01:32:02,439 --> 01:32:03,399 MATT: Come on, guys. 1419 01:32:03,599 --> 01:32:06,559 [PLAYING "TOMORROW NEVER COMES"] 1420 01:37:56,839 --> 01:37:58,799 Subtitles by LeapinLar 1421 01:38:03,759 --> 01:38:08,719 SubtitleSync (http://www.subtitlesync.com.ar)